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It's not real.
What?
Jinx, you played the Mogging game.
No!
Down to each one.
That doesn't look real.
This is in the close-up of the gap.
Wow, UFOs chat.
What?
UFOs?
What?
Do you guys think this is real?
I know that they're going crazy down bad. What they are. All right chat. So later on tonight, y'all, what's up with us? What's up?
This is in a close up old gap. They say, Andrew, is he just snap.
From the UFO files, a few witnesses have reported seeing crewmen who hand landed from the objects
who are described as three and a half to four feet tall.
Wearing what we appear to believe are spacesuits and helmets.
A few witnesses have reported seeing crewmen who hand landed from the objects who are described
as three and a half to four foot tall. Wearing what appear to be spacesuits and helmets.
Author Edwards concludes that this book, with a prediction that in the near future UFOs will make an overt landing or deliberate contact with Earth, a copy of this letter is being directed to Denver in few of the contract awarded to Dr. Edwards.
Condone.
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controlled investigation agency to handle UFO matters.
Three to four foot tall.
That's how they loved.
Chat, what do you think chat?
Do y'all want to meet aliens?
This isn't a closeable gap.
Bro, they are your height.
So you, I'm not four foot tall.
Guys, I'm like 5'10".
I'm literally 5'10".
Called One. Why would I call One? Why?
Why?
Like, he's opening K- Like, why the fuck would I call One? Like, why are you typing?
Why are you typing?
Like, stop trying to give me the call, everybody!
Cyrillic's thinking about the prime stuff. Kee don't think about it's your one.
Jinxie, they found you. They're not gonna get us.
Now chat. Listen, bro.
So, chat, last night, bro, chat, last night I get an email from Twitch that said that we are for the first time ever rolling loud is allowing people to watch party rolling loud live on Twitch chat.
Only to like, only to people that they invited to watch and I got invited somehow.
So chat do y'all want to watch that later? I think it's at like nine. I think it's in like
Six or seven hours like I think it's at like nine chat. It's like who's performing tonight. Do we know?
This isn't a closeable gap chat whoo-hoo whoo whoo who performs tonight Cardi
Cardi down to Oliver is there a way to see you performs?
Netspen? Who is on? I don't know. Ken Carson? What? PRJ with the 10 gifts and a WPRJ in
the chat! Okay, this is tonight. John Toliver, SD Kid, Chief Keef, Stababi, Netspen, Xavier
Sobe, Sofego, Luck Tyler, 1900, Rug Brat, Nino Paid, Lazer Dim, Fimigaro, Whitey, Soso
Camo, Lilo, Childy, Belly Gang, Young Faizo, Georgiana Loweck, tomorrow is Playboy Cardi,
and Sunday is Ken Carson. So Chad, do y'all want to watch these? What time is this at, bro?
I know that they going crazy down bad, what they had? Yeah, Chad, we'll see, we'll see the vibes,
bro. We'll see the vibes. Bro, I want to see, bro, Estee Kidd is sick, Chief Keith is sick,
I'm taller for sick. I don't know who sub-AB is and that spend is sick
Nino paid is sick
So so camo is sick
Playboy Cardi do Saturday is stacked. What playboy Cardi destroy lonely poosh ice-tee
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Dude Saturday looks pretty stacked bro. I'm not gonna lie to you and then Sunday Ken Carson
Osama son black boy Matt
What?
PBM is performing rotting loud bro
Crazy crazy crazy. Yes. No chat. Well, we'll see the vibes bro
We might react to some of the some of the songs
They said it's not one of those things where I have to like constantly be watching it
like I could just pop it and pop out, but they invited me.
So we'll see what happens, bro.
I know that they going crazy down bad.
What day ahead?
Rhino, they can predict your one.
CS, they can predict your one.
Now chat, ask for it today, bro.
I think our six pro league is going on right now.
I think the Salt Lake City Major has started,
but I don't know if Stompin' is playing.
I don't think Stompin' plays till tomorrow.
I don't think it's time to play so tomorrow.
I know that the best of ones, we have now got quite an exciting prospect ahead of us.
Yeah, I'm looking forward to getting into it without some couple of games already.
So it's best of ones. Who's playing right now?
No, it shouldn't. I mean, foreign group men. I mean, that sounds like...
Yo boggles, hey, hey, boggles, it's one thing to harass me in my own chat, going into another
chat and harassing me is next level unemployment!
Shut the fuck up boggles!
You're an alien, stop smiling as if aliens can't smile!
Spoilers playing, save one lah hee bro.
Let's see the schedule chat, let's peep the schedule.
Shop of Vibrebellion is playing four angry men.
Who the fuck is that?
Wait, Daystar is beating Falcons?
Voss?
Shop of Vibrebellion is playing,
what?
Chad, who is four angry men?
Who is this team?
Gotti, Telexoni, Rockstar, Lita, Darcyly, and EDN.
I do not know a single person on this team.
I'm being dead ass.
Also, why is their team name for angry men when it's five.
Or wait, no, that's six. Okay, that's bad man.
Oh, here's the coach. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So Chad, do y'all want to watch a sports game?
Do y'all want to watch sports game?
Winnispoit playing, Winnispoit playing, Jack.
Winnispoit playing, two of them are not angry.
Oh, that actually makes sense.
Oh my God, you're right.
Their team name is Four Angry Men
because two of them are not angry.
Jack, where is this team from?
I've never even heard of this team.
They have 13 followers.
They must be a brand new team.
Where are they from?
This isn't a close-up of that.
Vietnam okay China wait China or Vietnam chat is fat gonna watch sports game
Shawty consider my lap there's Andrews. They just snap. This isn't a closeable gap
Chat so should we watch sports game should we watch sports game? I don't know who they're playing though, dude
They're in China's league. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think China has a new
um, um, league in Siege like a new, a new China league in Siege. Let me call Fett.
This isn't a closeable gap. Go to have on YouTube. I bought it with a sec. Yo, Fettuccine,
Let me upgrade it out.
What's good?
Yo bro, are you watching a sports game in a little bit?
Yeah.
Do you want to watch it together?
Hell yeah.
What, do you know what time it is?
Is it in two minutes or no?
Yeah, it's like right now,
it's like in two minutes, yeah.
Okay, okay, in fact, I'm going to call you in Discord,
okay, in like two minutes.
I bet, bro.
Love you, bro.
All right, I'll see you soon, bro.
Is there?
Yeah, I bet, I bet, I bet, I bet.
All right, guys.
So we're going to watch sports game.
I don't know who they're playing.
I don't know who they're playing, bro.
I told y'all, I'm not gonna miss a single one
of Stompin's games or sports games
unless it's literally at 10 a.m.
Like, I'm early right now.
Like, this is already early, bro.
I'm at two, I normally go live at three,
but yeah, I'm gonna try to watch this whole ass major
as much as I can because this is actually an NA major.
All the other majors, the games, they're playing at 5 a.m.
When Stompin had that DWC run
where they got top two in Saudi.
They were playing at seven in the morning.
It's like, all right.
But yeah, I'm assuming sports team is gonna walk this team.
I don't know who these guys are, bro.
Now, they're a new team.
So they have a chip in their shoulder, bro.
Chip in their fucking shoulder.
They're from China.
They just got added into the China League.
The China League just got added this year.
Brand new team.
This is probably their first major.
They're probably nervous.
Let's see what happens, bro.
WitLive at 7 PM, by the way.
Yo, Pie Man, do you know what a time zone is?
Do you know what a time zone is?
Get Onepixel, yo, guys.
Guys, One doesn't know about Siege.
Why do you guys are harassing me to call him?
Guys, you're harassing One, stop.
Stop!
Guys, if I wanna call somebody, I'll call them chat.
You know what I'm saying?
Let's make a ground rule in this chat, bro.
I'm gonna be out of call with high-fives.
Stop going to people's chat and saying,
Jixie, call them, call Jixie, call Jixie.
Jixie wants to call you right now.
It's like, you guys want me to call everybody, bro?
Like, damn!
Call Shroud.
See, this is the shit I'm talking about.
This is what I'm talking about.
Oh my god, I have news about the League of Legends tournament.
Listen up.
Jack, this is not 100% guaranteed, but this is like 60% guaranteed.
So not guaranteed, but I'm not good with the English language.
60% chance.
60% chance there will be drops on the tournament on all of the League of Legends streams that are streaming it.
There should be drops.
I actually don't know.
I don't know if they said it's just going to be drops on leak, but there's going to be league of legends drops on the day of the tournament.
Potentially, there's a good chance. Not 100%. There's a good chance. Also, I got off the phone with Dantez an hour ago about strategy, strategizing about how to balance the tournament.
because each team is going to have one challenger. So what we did, because there's going to be irons
in the game, bronzes, silvers, golds, blacks, it's not fair to have a challenger playing freaking
jungle and just ganking everybody and banning people over a table. So what we did, I called
Dantez an hour ago on the phone about battle team tournament, the challengers are only allowed to play
mage support bottom lane, and their ADC has to play ADC. So if you're going to play ADC, you can't
can't go like double mage or you can't put Garen bot.
You have to have an actual ADC playing bot
and then the challenger can only play bottom lane,
support mage and there's gonna be a select champions pool
so that way he can't 1v9, but it's gonna be peak
because we want the streamers to have fun
and not get bent over a table.
But yeah, turnips gonna be sick.
For the League of Legends tournament,
we're gonna start it at four.
There might be drops, I can't guarantee it.
There's a good chance.
It's all I heard.
It's all I heard from Ryan.
Good chance.
Gonna start at 4 p.m. Monday, the 11th.
The draft is gonna be at four.
Draft's probably gonna last 20, 30 minutes.
Team's gonna be set in stone.
Everybody's gonna play.
It's gonna be all BL ones.
If we get to the finals,
if both teams agree on a best of three,
we'll do a best of three.
It just depends though,
because some people have like hard outs
at like eight and stuff and seven.
So we have to see who makes it to the finals.
But if both teams want to do a best of three,
we'll do a best of three in the finals.
And yeah, bro, I'm excited for the league tourney, bro.
I'm excited for the league tourney.
Yeah, I think it's gonna be the best streamer tournament
we've done yet.
It's gonna be peak, bro.
It's gonna be peak.
Now, we're about to watch split.
We are about to watch split.
We are about to watch split.
We are about to watch split.
This isn't a close book app.
They say, Andrew, did you just snap?
Shot of it comes down to my lap.
Oh my god, here we are.
All right, let's call Fat sports in his game.
Let's call Fat.
Let's call Fat.
Let's call Fat.
Chat, tell Fat I'm ready, baby.
I've called him on this.
Here we go.
Because that's what they did.
That should wait for us to stop.
That's not go boy.
Fat, what is up, man?
What up, Jinxie?
Wait, these guys are playing in a hotel room.
What's happening right now?
Yeah, so usually, yeah.
So they're playing up until playoffs, apparently.
I was told they're playing from their own team rooms.
Now, I'm disappointed, obviously.
I don't like that.
But usually what happens is every team
gets their practice room.
And then in that same hotel or at the arena,
there's a playroom.
And that's what you usually see for like phase one, phase two.
But this time around, I'm assuming either they didn't,
We're able to reserve the venue for until playoffs and the hotel also didn't have a ballroom.
They could like, come transform into like a player room.
So disappointing.
But honestly, it's kind of cozy.
I don't know.
It's a little cozy.
Yeah.
It is still land though.
Like they are still playing on the same Wi-Fi, so they were playing like local games, you
know.
So they're in the same hotel in separate rooms playing against each other until like main
stage?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
What?
It's going to be like that the whole event?
Yeah, I know.
No, but main stage is on Saturday.
No, no, no, main stage is like, uh, like almost like 10 days from now.
Like me, how, wait, but it's back.
How many days is main stage fat?
How many days?
Main stage is just quarter finals, semifinals, grand finals.
Okay.
Okay.
So three days.
So Friday's out of something.
That's how it always is.
I feel like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Remember this sentence now, bro.
I just remember the sentence.
I guarantee you stop it.
Well, when this major and I agree.
I'll even bet on it.
I agree.
I agree.
Yes.
I guarantee he wins this major.
Somebody's over there.
I feel like he finally has a really good team.
You know what I mean?
I think they look like the best team in the world right now.
The thing is, is that majors are about how you improve and make
changes mid-tournament.
So if they, yes, I would not be surprised if they won.
I have them predicted as the winners of the tournament
right now in this moment.
Wait, really?
You actually did?
I didn't even know that yeah, yeah, I think I think it's them or Falcons, but G2 like I think right now look my father
They look like the most complete
Yes, bro, like I just I've always had questions about stuff
It's team and I've gotten a little bit mad sometimes watching the game especially in the last couple of majors
But this is the first time we're like the team actually
We know why that is though is because stoppins good at like really good at support like he's playing all the blast rolls
And he's performing on the plate.
That guy can play anything.
Bro, Fett, I've played with him for like eight years, bro.
Yeah, dude.
You were right.
You were right.
You were right.
He can play any role.
He can play any role.
Do you remember when I told you that fact?
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, Andy Big Rock.
Andy's inside.
What is going on here?
He's positioned and approached, but it doesn't matter.
Because circles are the same size as that.
Oh, that's Kate.
Kate's part of me.
Number one.
They just float through.
I'm trying to hold on.
But shut up.
Oh, my God.
Chad's boy looks so handsome today.
Look at the muscles.
Oh, bro.
You were right, bro. Like you were right.
Like I think I expected something to be good in the beginning,
but I didn't expect him to be like this good, you know?
Yes, nobody did.
Everybody thought he would be good, but nobody like, bro,
he's in a conversation as like one of the best rookies of all time.
You know, like a lot of people, you know, oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know. I'm just proud of him.
I'm just proud of him.
I'm going to try to watch all of his games
unless they're literally at like eight in the morning.
But I hope they're not.
Well, like I think what you said about him being like a good kid
in the beginning is like, it's so important.
It's like, bro, think about like how much he left behind
to sacrifice to pursue this.
Like he's definitely making like 5% of what he used to make
before just streaming, but like he wants that.
That's how badly he wants that shit.
I keep telling him though, like he's good
because he wants this shit, bro.
Yeah, I was on the phone with him like a couple of months
before he decided if he wanted to go pro or not.
And like he just said, he more so wanted to compete
and was kind of like board of the whole console tournaments
thing and just wanted to like challenge himself so it wasn't really like about
like a money thing for him like I mean he makes money from pro league and stuff
and streaming when he can but obviously like if you're a pro you know and you
actually take it seriously you're gonna make less money being a pro because
he's practicing all the time screaming but he just wants to compete and like when
he said that I knew he was like just gonna be great because he actually wants
to challenge himself you know and I love his team like his team
It is so good
And then there was no preparation from the player on breach you get shot in the back
Shaco's so good. Benja is so good. Benja's so underrated. I remember when I used to watch for the SSG's games
Benja was like, in my opinion the best player
They now need to be
He also won like an SI, which that same team before, so
Yes, yep, he won an SI with Doki and Alamow, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and he broke the kill record for the tournament kill record at that
Yeah, and just really underrated
Even sometimes there is things that we scan at can't quite grab fucking
Or so this is the best of one against a Chinese team right? Yes. Yes
So the Chinese league is new right like brand new to see brand new brand new play. That's straight for a site
Is that fake? That's fake. It's fake pressure for a site plan
Play that from serve and got to
They just need to get the bathroom guy they can't control kill the bathroom right they can go for a plan
One going down
and we'll be able to go in fountain with him.
This is really the danger zone because this is where a lot of shoppers fight.
Is that how you like that, Fallon?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's literally a guy down.
He has no idea.
You can just tell me how it's going to be.
He's in surf, he's likely going to swing the corner here,
and if he does, you'll have a field play.
He's dead to Fallon.
Oh my god!
Oh my gosh, Nostra.
Butch, shopper, if I revel in it,
trains it out in that good position.
I love doing this shit on this map.
They love taking the site plan and then like using that
Like
And then they'll run the same shit back within this double action plan
So for like armory they sense of our car side they ban boy oh, so like you don't close
The snakes are gonna scan him from out of the window
They're drawn on him
Well played well played bro snake is good, huh? Like actually good snakes like the best off in the game really yes
It's like doke would be on crack yeah um also like the thing that seems kind of broken about snake is
it only if you're the defender and you get scanned it only says that you've been spotted doesn't say
where they are yeah it doesn't give you a rough vicinity so it's like hey you've been spotted
But they know exactly where you are and you don't know where they are. You just know they're in the vicinity of
So what do you think of Shopify rebellion at this major uh fat like how do you think they're gonna do?
I think they're they're contenders for main stage
But I will say what their form and nal it's like I wouldn't be surprised if they made it or didn't make it
Like they're a group like when I made a tier list with a major there was like a tier
that was like I wouldn't be surprised if they got eliminated from phase two or
made the big playoffs like either way I think like it's an expected outcome I
do think they will make it into phase one no matter what yeah so you would give
them like a maybe a top four or top eight finish yeah like I think they're
really really scary when they're like all on form but I think it's a very big
like a mental momentum team and I also think they had pretty big problems in that
A.L.
I would say top 8, top 8.
Top 8, yeah.
So, our Observer's been great, I'm surprised.
So, who would you say are the, what about the Brazilian teams, like how about like FaZe in them?
Yeah, FaZe, FaZe obviously just won S.I.
I think there's always like a hangover after you win a championship, so I'm not sure.
They obviously always look disgusting, but I don't know if they like, I could like say they're going to win
Because they obviously look a little worse than they did
And then fury is a completely new team like it's like Laura, you know Laura from g2. Yeah, it's like him
It's Laura. It's like volts. It's some Brazilian rookie like it's a completely new team
So they're like a question mark and then the other two Brazilian teams are like basically
You don't typically expect them at like events, you know, it's like Los and
And uh, yeah, someone else, also bro, what happened with wolves?
Their visa got denied or something.
Their entire team couldn't get visas in time.
So they just couldn't play that is so shitty.
Imagine like training, screaming, quality, and then your visa gets denied.
Yeah.
I think with a black beard, you've got to have the shield down ready.
We'll come back.
There's cranking the fuck out of these guys.
Yeah.
When I saw that, this boy was playing, this team had a feeling this would happen.
It is border attack though, so you never know.
Yeah.
China's just too new. I think China doesn't know how to deal with like the deeper levels of siege.
Like obviously, I think the individual players are disgusting and can hit crazy shots, but they don't know what to do.
Like if they start faking, no, if they're jumping by a fake site, they hit backstep pressure and then they collapse on the whole map and just don't know how to respond.
You can, you're only playing the team that's in front of you.
And I'm other just in a hotel room.
I still got to play your game and that's what I shall prepare for the game.
Oh, Jix, yeah, I saw you playing League, bro.
Bro, fat.
I might leave and get on into the game, dude.
It's actually bad.
Dude, when you do, like obviously this is going to be much of the future, bro.
When you start playing A-Ram, let me know because that's literally all I play.
It's like, A-Ram, it, ew, ew.
A-Ram, no, no, you don't understand.
Aram Mayhem is the most amount of dopamine any human can ever take bro. Yes, bro
It's like going to the casino, but like every single time you hit like a jackpot it like shoots you with like
Four grams of heroin and like 70 pounds of cocaine. It's like what?
Bro, I played Aram one time and I hate it. I hate it
Aram may have well that's because like it's too it's too much stimulus for you right now. It's almost too much fighting
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but like once you learn the game when actually like try just fine
Try area mayhem don't play the normal area play around mayhem. Okay
Okay, Abraham mayhem what's the difference between Abraham mayhem and normal a lamb so so mayhem like every couple levels you get
Augments, okay, so like you can get an augment that like
Triples your heart steel stacks you can get an augment that like
Like there's an album called tap dancer where every time you auto it makes you faster and faster and faster and faster
And you can basically go look at infinite speeds across the entire map
There's an augment where like every elimination you get you get more health
It's called tank engine and then you lose half of it on your death. It's literally insane
It's like the same amounts of dopamine. I was playing Thresh was 6,000 AP 25k health and 500 ability haste like
Holy shit, dude turn up
Bro, um fat my chat is saying like preach retweet retweet like they're they're like agreeing with you
Well, yeah, because everyone plays man, bro, I don't I can't play the real game like I get too bored. I'm like
Play over I like I like the league like I don't know yet. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. You should like the game
You should I'm diseased. I have problem for I
Literally have problems. You see you just like the nonstop dopamine of fighting all the time
Think of it this way normal league is like
like going to a bar, talking to a girl, getting to know her, doing the relationship.
Aira Mayhem is like masturbating to porn. It's like, it's just instant, it's just a
short cut dope of him, bro. I don't know how to say it.
Okay.
It's literally that, like, interesting.
It is, it is.
You know the thing about League though, that acts, okay, this is the worst thing about
League and I already like immediately learned this playing the game. The games are on average
30 to 40 minutes and like, it's like a journey.
The start of the game is a little slower pace, mid game heats up a lot.
End game heats up a lot.
But by the time end game happens, nine times out of 10, you already kind of know
who's going to win and you're just going through the motions.
Like league, it's not really like siege where it's like, there's four, four over
time and you know, who knows who could win.
Like in league, not always, but nine times out of 10, the end game, it's just one guy
Who's just shoving his wiener inside of you and the other guys bending over the table to take it?
That's end game. So it's like you're 30 minutes in and the last 10 minutes is literally you just getting anal
So it's like that's the thing about me that sucks
Minutes like someone makes a misstep and just loses the entire game. It's like it's yes
Yeah
Low I do feel it. I do feel like that's yeah, I do feel like that's um
Um, that's why the esports is easier to watch them.
Like, if you think about it, like with Lee, you can keep track of like a story
through the whole game where I see each, every round is like random as fuck.
Every round is a completely new story, new site.
It's what could go from being like an entry fragger to like playing black
beard and like, that's not his job.
You know, like it's like, it's crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
100% I agree.
I don't know.
I don't know, but I'm definitely addicted to the game.
I literally yesterday was the first day I took off of league
in 12 days. I play off stream and on stream. Like if I start playing a game on stream or
off stream, I'm actually fucking addicted. And that's bad.
Yeah, they're playing well in the entry game now against four.
But do you know when Stompin plays tomorrow Fed or no?
He doesn't play tomorrow. So phase two, Stompin because he didn't get fourth place in his
region. He got first, right? He starts in Swiss phase. And that starts in two days.
Oh, that's okay. That's what I was wondering because I was like I'm looking at all these teams
And I'm like these teams are kind of chopped like where are the good teams at so
So the teams that are playing right now just did bad in their like EML
They're all the fourth place teams from EML and a on SAO like Brazil and a and
And then there's three three teams from China and I think all the Asian teams. Yeah
So would you say SR is definitely the best team in here like in this stage
Uh, I think Falcons are, but Falcons got fourth in EML.
Yeah, Falcons got fourth.
What?
Lost two twisted mines in the third place match.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Yeah, Grand Finals was, uh, but the format was also weird.
Like you couldn't get back up to Grand Finals from Losers bracket.
Does that make sense?
That is that's the most Ubisoft thing I've ever heard.
Yeah, I think this kickoff, the first event of the year is always a little bit
chop I can't lie it's always a little bit chopped for a fact I just like what
I'm hoping for this year is I hope stop it like his first year was really good
his like I wasn't like that crazy about his team I love his team now well my
hope for this year is like he just goes off like if he's not winning a major
he's in finals like I just want to I want him to go off this year you know what
I mean like sophomore year just fucking shit on people like I want him to win I
I wanted to win every major, but that's just that's what I hope to see
They're going for like armory archives crunch walk they're gonna double walk up armory hall and then the game through sandwich window
They're gonna try to ignore the guy in cc or bait him out. I don't know
My favorite thing about border is these broken roof cams like they're actually broken
They are nuts you can just throw your drone fucking anywhere on the roof and like you can just see half of the fucking upstairs
Flashing books guy big question is oh
I think they are going for CC guys a fake. Yeah, they faked that pressure on a sandwich guys to get them off
They didn't make any ground up
Again taking a leaf out of a game on our hands here if they win this
I agree it's border to yeah, I was gonna say attacker has the upper hand
So they get a two four or even a three three split
This story is gonna be really important
He's getting
And it is really tough to clear them out as it is.
I mean, 3-2, but they're all low.
Lesions 1, Wardens 1.
Wow, lead at triple kill.
YP.
Big Willie right here, no more flashes, though.
Point 1, B3.
I mean, the only way he's split wins is if this guy has no discipline.
Yeah, this guy's just gonna wait for his teammate to shoot that swing.
Oh wait, that's a rotate?
Okay, this is doing well.
Oh shit.
Oh, he's kinda whipping now.
Wait, SPOINT 1v3?
SPOINT 1v3!
They're both 1HP bro, holy shit.
Bet he doesn't know where he is.
He's a finish! Look at that!
Super cool, super calm!
Was that a 4K for Vita?
practically a three so fat this team got fourth in the Chinese stage like in
the China League on it so the second so the way it worked is second place
third place and fourth place all from China came to those phase one so like
when everyone cries about China getting too much spots it's like yeah but they
all their spots are in phase one
Yeah, they got fourth they got fourth wolves got third
to see to see any full half of water which again we feel like a steal it was
events now they have no soulless so they could kill the word plants fucking
proof you've been teasing people you've been teasing the view of this SR
Balkans game it's not walked in yet Tim
he didn't could be on the easy ever single run he could be just outside the site like
creating out plants when they walked out before again or they could just wall
committed no that's not so far SR versus Falcons would be a good ass game
I've never seen like ace, ace, ace bands, ace band, and mono, third band, all the time,
glass no way i've never seen guys get abandoned unless it's like copper not that banding glass is
like banding glass is great but like people in rank just are never gonna play yeah they don't know
how to use the glass they're just gonna play the smd 12 the opening kill has been converted in
every one of the rounds so far oh my god oh my god bro this game this game is winning three
things it's like kind of a win on defense and well this doesn't look great rex is not bro this is
Fucking game right now that yes, this is a game. Holy shit. What happened?
So what happens if SR loses do they drop their back it yeah, they go back it's all three's
I'm pretty I'm pretty confident. They'll go through like win through lowers
With the tip see this tip. Oh bad timing again for no math
That's no matter like the warden down so
Because if you see him tell to rex and who does find it, I mean you can just need to not die
Oh, there's no more smoke twitches smoke. Can you has glad candles? This is somewhat doable
This is somewhat do but they haven't flanked them from top we split up top
They could go for a site plan to keep if there's enough for any just make a little bit of a like around sandwich
So but they have kept that man advantage you can see the no-counter giving yeah, they're giving a lot of sites
This is like this is somewhat doable. They could find a window with smokes
What needs to hold up top why split underneath see this is rough. I mean they might have twitched smoking up top
Fucking one HP though
Top to find any planting spot here. I think the only one is closed window like on the cabinet
It's literally the only one they go go for
He can't he can't plan. Oh, okay
Wait, this looks interesting.
Bro.
One swiping up top, he won the gunfight up top, he has word over the guy.
Canadian kills one.
Oh.
Ah.
It's 1v3.
Ah.
I, I just...
He's kind of freaking out, he's freaking out, you can see it in his gunfight.
I shot them.
Bro, no fucking way in a steam wins.
That'd be insane if they won, I'm not going to lie, I'm just saying.
Bro, that's something, bro. I feel like in Siege, like the same way that anybody could kill anybody, I feel like anybody could beat anybody if they just have a good day, you know?
Oh, yeah. I've seen some crazy upsets in Pro League over the years.
Okay. Then they hold their positions, okay? So we talk or we deny their positions, we circle them, crossfires, use gadgets, deny their positions, okay?
They love to contest East, so be aware of or East take.
someone translating from them first phase yeah because isn't this from China yes I
don't see they might be coming they might be coming in English because I know
Goddy was a Korean player from PSG Talon so I think they do speak English
Oh, I wanted to ask you about this also, um, that unbiased, yeah, like all bullshit aside,
do you think, uh, do you think Mingo could go pro if you like wanted to?
Yes, but I think wanting to or not wanting to is a very big thing.
But do you think Mingo has the skill set to go?
Yes, yes, I've been saying bro. I remember like a year ago every time a flaw happened. I
Would like beg him to play and he'd be like no
I don't want to play with PC players and then like I think it was this time
I hosted a tournament with like all the pros in the track. I remember it went off
He went off. Yes, bro, and I'm so glad he went off because I think that's what like made him want to play like comp
Yeah, I think
The one reason why I never like I started playing PC ranked like a couple weeks ago like two weeks ago
But the reason why I never played PC is it's like, I don't know, I just don't want to get
swiped on by people.
But I kind of realized like Siege, majority of the times you kill somebody in Siege is
not a gunfight.
Like majority of the time you're actually good.
Yeah.
Well, Siege is not an aim game, bro.
Siege is not an aim game.
Yeah.
Like as long as you can win a 90-10 gunfight, like most of the time, you're good, so you
don't need to hit shots.
Yeah, most of the time when you kill somebody, it's like they're already low and you got
Like your teammate got an assist or you double swung them or you shot them in the back or you timing them like
Occasionally you get gunfights, but then it's like what even is a gunfight because like I can sit on a pixel and kill somebody
That's better than me. You know if I'm just on a pixel. Yeah
Oh, yeah
Bro, that's why okay. I hate to bring this up
But that's why like spoids won't be one against you when he had like 20 hours of controller was so close
He's not out aiming you right. He's just he's playing. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, I can imagine it was quite different because he didn't start out in the first place.
I made a tier list before, I'm like, what games AIM actually matters like the most in?
Maybe CS and Valorant.
Yeah, CS and Valorant.
I think over, like if you're a DPS player in Overwatch, like you're the track and guide through the sky, like the whole fucking time, you know, like, but CS knows.
Valorant, I genuinely believe Valorant and CS, especially CS, are probably the two most
aim-demanding games in the world.
It doesn't matter how good you are, if you just get shit on, you're not going to be
a pro.
You can't get shit on.
My hot take with and be a pro, literally.
Yes, oh yeah, 100%.
My hot take is like Overwatch in Fortnite and like, what's another one, like Quake?
What the fuck is Quake?
What is Quake, man?
It's like this old like shooter where you like fly around. It's like literally pure aid like all it is is aim
Chat, what is quick? Have y'all heard of this?
Bald knowledge retweet
Holy bald knowledge new gen
Fat what the fuck is quick? I never heard of it. It's like a really old game
It's a really old game, but you like fly around the map and you like aim it's like all in
like to see you know not immediately because I think it maybe sends the wrong message so stop
it doesn't play till the 10th or something no no yeah 10 okay oh oh jerk just a big beautiful
rap play have switched now rebellion band the ying and the glass cheese gone a zombie bandotop
east player and mirror event i've been seeing a lot of mirror bands on border recently with the dmr
a couple of laser gates to give that warning of any kind of entry coming in against them,
but in this case they've gone with the phone and maybe shut down count law just gives himself
away for they go quiet they have a lineup for cc killed if they both her knees cracked by her
inside cc grim cap so they're going for cc kill imagine that since the rehost
we have seen there's two been cc though four as well tube is not in cc but he can switch
I think as long as SR play this swap correctly CC's not they win this oh wait nevermind
I'm on the map
They stuck on to a really important position
Knocked one, he has help from the triple, I love making that off this triple wall block
It's like so big
to get out of that position.
Can't be talking, can't be talking over on the Canadian position and just hold his cut
if they have a position correct. No, he just leaves them. They track up too late. They're
a bit too slow on this.
But I also think like, let me know if you agree, but I think attacking in Siege has a
much higher skill gap than defending.
I think that's because, I think a lot of people think that way and I think that's because
they don't truly like understand like what defending looks like at a higher level.
But I agree like, it just like champ, I agree.
It doesn't champ, I agree.
Yeah, I think like, just the simple concept of like, A,
have to enter, the defenders don't have to enter.
You have to make noise.
The defenders don't have to make noise.
It's like, all of those things that are like,
Required holy see for required for attacking is not
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie for am look lost on attack. I'd be very surprised if they won this game
They look literally uncomfortable. This is kind of what I mean, though
Like they like split them when they were defending but they might just get like if they keep stalling out on East
They're just gonna get fucking smell
see what could be because I was talking to my chat and I was saying like the
reason I disagree at a pro level is because one chatter said like we're
talking about like defensive ideal and attacking ideal and then like chat was like
why would you need an ideal on defense like you are set up but like you got to
think about this way chat if you spread everyone across the map to hold all the
important spots perfectly with perfect util spread if the attackers four on one
or five on one that guy, that guy is dead, right? Okay, so you can stack more resources,
but then it leaves a gap in your backside. But like, so like, you have to like proactively
read what the attackers are doing and respond to that stack bodies. And then even on top of that,
if the attackers are going for a rush in a weak spot, it can be completely fake. So they could
have pulled all your bodies best out of the map. And it's fake. And then they just like, that's what
SR did in the beginning of this map, right? Like as a defensive ideal, you're reading that, you're
reading that you're constantly reading what the attacks doing, calling fakes correctly,
Calling full pushes correctly calling fall-offs correctly timing your fall-offs keeping macro troll setting win cons
So I think it's a at a pro level. It's much deeper and it's a lot harder
But yes at a champ level I do agree like just gonna rank attacking as hot eat this harder
Because like bro champs don't fucking coordinate shit
I was like come get this wall with this fucking thatcher and
That there's a gap in my back side. Okay, I'm sorry. I
It's okay. Okay. I had to get it out. No, I'll take the get
I do have sense and they're getting on like archive center, but I wonder if they go for the same shit that I sort of like to go for the fake.
It could be also an armory lock, block off the armory holes, walk with that in the sense.
Because it's ventilation workshops, they will have a good advantage if they can keep Ambilag upstairs later into the round, and we do see him now after that first minute, just kind of moving his way up there.
Can anyone find bottom east of the stairs? A zoom position?
You can find anybody underneath, as and when a push comes. But for now, 4am, they're shaping themselves up outside of the building.
Why is south east side?
ready drones are going in the lion in position i think it will probably see what they do
bro fat wasn't there a major where um i think it was a japanese team cyclops made it like really
fucking far like they made it to like top yeah that was reload so that was like a really weird
format where like they were like gambling points yeah like getting the playoffs was like a gambling
point contest yeah that was that was unbiasedly probably the worst major r6 has ever done like
the whole system was horrible this guy's supposed to be like a for fun oh no oh no the crime the
setup is crash oh good old r6 e-sports look it's boy he's like you know you know like every major
has internet issues in the beginning because of like this i think like there's five there's six
computers per room and like this power issues and shit like almost all of them
bro but I feel like this happens even in like the land shit too like yeah yeah
yeah our six our six needs to just like run the game on an entirely new fucking
engine or something bro I don't even know what we saw of that right my concern
here for like chat name a nut like chat name another e-sport cuz bro it's not
like people don't watch siege like I think last year fat seed was like the
fifth most watched eSport on Twitch. I'm not even kidding. I got a ball of eSports. It was like fifth,
which is insane. People watch eSports on Siege. People that are interested in it,
but like name another eSport that is like the fifth most watched eSport and there's two game
crashes in a single game. This is the second game crash. Oh my god.
I think if it comes, you know, here we go. Oh, yes. Check does yes crash
Yes, oh yeah, RLCS is coming up dude rocket league's e-sports scene is so fun to watch that like the games are so entertaining
It's so simple to
Rocket League and CS are just so like easy to understand bro, bro that the biggest problem with like siege e-sports
as like a viewer standpoint is you have to actually be really into siege to like
understand what's happening like you actually have to be into the game you're
not gonna understand strats and stuff and you have five hours on the fucking
game but Rocket League I can drink five beers and have the time of my life
watching RLCS because it's like you put the ball in the net and they fly around
yeah yeah and like when you fuck up and see it looks so bad from spectator point
of you, but from your point of view, you could be like, your walls are getting aced as a
shield in your face, bro.
You're just being like, you have to make so many decisions so fast, or you just stop,
you know, like you just, you have to take a gamble or you don't, but then like, if the
gamble is wrong, the whole chat calls you a moron, like, whoa, what is he doing?
You know, but yeah, I love the backseat, the backseat, Brian's in every like R six event.
It's actually insane.
They'll be like emerald three on PC and then like backseat pros. Why did he swing there?
What why did he why did he over peak there? It's like bro, you're a fucking emerald player
Like even even champs dude bro the gap from a champion to a professional player is
Astronomic like it is it is insane how much of a gap there is like it's fucking universe is a mark
You could get champed literally off of like good aim and good positioning.
You could get champed.
You just play every day.
But pros you have a fucking, you have a five strats on every fucking map or 10 strats on
every fucking map and you have to actually play like in a team and not play selfish and
not play for KD and not bait.
It's a way different way to play the game.
And like the gap is not even, people don't understand that the gap isn't mechanical.
No, I think that this was a gunner.
Gunner broke the kill record for a best of five, came home and got his
ass dug out by a spoilt in a week, like in a 1v1, like, yes.
Yep.
You've got to have a plan in mind.
Bro, the, the thing is about siege, especially at a professional level is
like, you could maybe say 25% of it is mechanics, like 75% of it is like
positioning, team play, awareness, like, just playing proper siege.
Like, it seems like team game, like it's not a fucking KD simulator, run and gun game.
Like maybe a little bit in rank, sure.
Like you can spawn peak every round and play like a psycho.
But in pro league, like that's just not going to work ever.
That's what pisses me off about like the people that are just they look at the score
and they're like, drop this guy.
He's selling like that guy could have played shields for an entire half
Or like Tachanka for the other entire half his whole job is to stay alive shoot one fire grenade
And if he dies before then he's he's you know, he doesn't do his job
But then just because he has like yeah, he does that for a four rounds in a row
He's like oh and four everyone's like well
This guy's just fucking terrible like drop that guy like yeah
That mindset will never change and that mindset is the worst
It's the worst mindset in the like siege e-sports community because if somebody goes like oh and six or something
But they're like they have two plants and they're last alive every round and they're droating in their entry crackers
A silver player has no understanding of what any of that means. He's just like he's doing six
dropping from the team
It's like brother like he's playing the game at such a ridiculously high level that you could never even conceive
And he's going on six against the rose like he's not just going on six and some gold lobby
Yeah, I got it. It's it's uh
I don't know. At the end of the day, no matter how many times you say it or whatever, Siege,
the KD is the first thing people look at. And that's pure.
Yeah, that's fair. That's like points and basketball.
Yeah.
And like, I'll always say this, KD and Siege, it's not some end-all, beyond thing, but it's
definitely an indicator. Like, if somebody's 0-9, yeah, they're probably having a pretty
rough game. They're probably not playing well. They might be getting a little bit unlucky.
Like if somebody's nine and oh, it doesn't mean they're having the greatest game of all time
Like maybe like five of their kills had no impact on the round. Yeah
The most important kills are like first picks like if you can get a lot of first picks and not get traded like you're setting up all the other
Yeah, it's the attacking gap that
This team can tap they literally have no idea like how that's not faces on attack
Yeah, I've actually never seen a team play slow
Slow on borders fine. I just don't know what their goal is like are they going to the bottom east kill like they don't have a goal
Like really well played again for that. Um, I wanted to ask you this but are like shields still at the top of the meta
Or do they get nerve? Yes? No, they're still really good. I hate watching shield game when you when you watch the team five fears
They're gonna spam a shit and a shields
So it's just the same old brain dad thing where like somebody jumps in with blitz and then it's like somebody just behind him
Well, do you remember initially when in 2024 when all the Brazilian teams like kind of came out of nowhere and started dominating the game like a lot
Do you remember when you could hop through barricades with blitz? Do you remember that?
Yes, that was so game breaking and stupid like whoever did that should be fucking fired
You could jump because you don't hear anything like maybe at the last second here
Tink-tink-tink and then a shield just flies through a barricade
It was like a horror
That was the worst matter ever and it was like that for over a year
I don't know why the nothing about Ubisoft is like I love them. They're very nice
but like they're they'll make a wrong decision and
Instead of like immediately fixing it and immediately responding to feedback
they'll just keep like being hardheaded and like just not fix it like the shield meta was
Plaging the game for so long and they like finally were like, okay
Maybe you shouldn't be able to hop your barricade like I could have fixed that in a week
I think they're better than about that now because now they're actually willing to make like
On the fly changes like a foreign buff, you know
I think before like all their changes were planned out like months in advance and that like to us like that looks like
they just have no idea like you know what the like like shields were terrible and
then they turned black beard into a shield well that's like that's cuz they
planned black beard like half a year in advance you know yeah like to us that
looks like okay well these guys just hate us like yeah yeah but they're
definitely better now I think they're more they're more willing to make like
in the moment changes nowadays but the recent patches they've done
smoke solace warded every single button operator for events
bombings are fun doors I think they're going for armory walk although I just
don't know I literally have no idea what the fuck for a I want to go for like I
Surely they're going for armory walk
There's a warden solace and a smoke up top and they're gonna go for a direct plant with no pressure on armory
Anyone can defend
Somehow if they get somehow like distract the top players part of that
Oh the girl for archives instead, okay
This is someone more doable because the archives window player can mostly deny all the vert looking at the grinder plant
Grinder plant. Yeah, it's this one just came to the right right here
They're gonna go hard left of this for or hard right of this for
And he's a
It's called
Yeah
How do you like how do you plant here though? And this is such a bad there usually there's a ying on archives window like bombing out back archives
I think the proper way to attack this site is just to fight them upstairs if you win you win if you lose
You can't like what the fuck is this?
There's a lot of watch how this works. They're just all gonna die
Well falcons does this exact same post they just have a ying on our guys window
And the sense will provide in perfect dad dad dad wait what to be for the it's gonna be a tough
Oh my god
How the fuck do they play it we're going to slow we're going to slow they're going to take forever
He wins this we got a game
I
Wish he's even didn't tell you exactly how much time was left on the user
That would be like
Such a good idea fat Wow
It'd be so tense every time if you just know they didn't win or they would like they wanted not
Bro, yeah, you could just see the bar, but that's it you couldn't see anything else
Did you say no idea where the twitch was it was like, you know
I was going to come through and Andy's kind of what that line when he first plays yeah, uh, uh, yes, bro fat
Dude, I played secure area like I would only use your area ranked it was broken
prime line
unbiasedly might be the most broken up ever not counting like black would you rather have released shield rework or release line?
Would you rather have that in the game which is worse for you? I?
I think just have Lyon because then everybody just bans it and nobody cares but you can't ban like three shields. I don't know. Yeah, just I
What do you think of the new banning system? By the way, I like it. I think I love it. I love it
I like it because it kind of adapts without like throughout the game instead of just pre-banning and crossing your fingers
Like I like I know you can just reactive ban. I really like it. It's one of the best things they did. I think it's fire
I've never been like more impressed with updates ever in my life like I played this game ten years like bro rank 3.0 new map new operator like I feel like that
I feel like the anti-cheat has gotten better on PC. I haven't ran into like anything. So I don't know
I've been trying to go. What's fucking good? Yeah. It could be borrowing toward an essay. I've been playing a lot for my friends. I haven't run into a cheater maybe because they're scared of like me reporting them or something but
something but my friends say it's bad but I also don't know. Yeah I think when you get to like the
tip top of champ it might be bad but like I don't know I'm at like emerald slash diamond I just I
don't even notice cheaters honestly. Yeah I also think they cracked down on blatant cheats enough
to where like even if they are cheating they're like beatable. Yeah the age old one has been
yes yes yes because I got rollback twice I got rollback so people got banned in my game so they
They weren't cheating but like I didn't even notice it. They were just shit. They're just dog shit.
Top East take with Shield. They're getting fried.
Maybe Traded.
That's Ace gone so...
They can't get Radio all open if they want to go for that. They can't get Suicide all open.
They have no use for actually putting this guy out besides Ney. She already left the Suicide wall gone.
must kind of all persist so all continues what oh my god he's one he's one
he's taking a ton of the ADS! wait what the fuck is this? why is he doing that?
oh my god he's a maniac. what is that? he's a maniac. bro he ADS long with mobs he
didn't did it again what a jump out you have to claim one of that or have it going on it
Oh my god! This guy's the goat!
Holy shit!
He's actually a maniac, man.
Bro, there was this- I just get- this is so niche.
But this guy reminds me of an old Xbox champ that had so much aura.
Bro, Fett, there was a guy named Fluff Daddy.
Wait, let's see, Splay 1v4.
Splay 1v4!
They're perfect info, man.
Splay 1v4!
Holy god, I'm the dude.
two to get on. Wait, but Martin the final boss. Wait, what's actually playing so much?
Oh my God, he crossed. He has it. He has it. He literally has it. He literally has it.
Oh my God, he's a great. Oh no. No, he didn't get there fast enough. He was planting.
I don't know if this is winnable now because of the Martin. Yeah, he could just like, yeah,
he could just full extend and call. I don't like this. Oh, and this other guy also has
Three Demos tracks.
Wait, Demos didn't use a single track this whole time?
Are we through?
Cheps, yep.
Sports using his jibber out because it shuts down Demos completely.
Like, really smart.
Nothing he could do about it.
How about again?
Mathematically impossible.
Uh, bro.
Fucking...
Oh, that's what I was gonna say.
There was this guy.
Yes.
On console.
His name was Fluff Daddy.
He only played Monty, he didn't play anybody else.
He only played Revolver and he only ADS.
He never full extended.
He was the most annoying player, but he was good.
The moment for the defender.
Oh my God, I hope that guy's doing well.
He's always solo queue and champ on Xbox in like 2020.
In position and hit that Nitro a second time.
That guy was such a chat, bro.
Is he better than Masa Mitsu?
On Monty Revolver?
Yeah, probably.
He was probably the best multiplayer player.
He just AVS'd that. He never used the ability properly.
This team is not that bad.
Or, I mean, I don't know.
Maybe SR is just not as good as I thought they were,
but this team's like playing them like, okay.
Their attacks are really fucking chopped though.
It's just SR. It's BO1.
SR always loves taking every game to Max NT.
It's just their playstyle.
went around on the attack here and it could be the start of I think they're
gonna keep going for Eastaches because they abandoned the smoke now so no smoke
no zombie stairs gonna be easier to take for 4 a.m. rebellion and the doga be
no man ace this should be going for Eastaches flow down into like a teller
minimal plan I think that works better for them I think they were fucking
I still think they're going to go for
Tellers minimal, but I might be wrong
I just hope many horizontal
Oh, these fucks
He's one hell
He's having so unaware all the time
They're like always walking under birch
You're swinging that
We're just going to let him exist up there
and just take our chance
And we're just going to let him exist up there
and just take our chance
I'm just gonna let him exist up there and just take our chances.
You might die.
Oh!
You know what? We can't afford to play.
I'm gonna get Top Beast.
They're gonna get Top Beast. No man off the catwalk.
No man off 90 Hall and they're gonna start clearing off this player.
As it stands, it looks like TX is gonna be...
Canadians like to line this top so...
Hold his C4 angle. I'd love a good C4 lineup.
You can thread it all the way up through.
With a Jew mingle.
And if he times this right, he might find himself...
Stop clicking it though, they're gonna hear it.
I think he's just clicking the C4.
He's average crap.
They know he's there.
They just have no idea how to clear out the players in the hallway.
They put their horses in.
What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck am I looking at?
I did not know this was an angle.
They're gonna try to spike this
Good angle by rexen
What an angle, what a fucking angle
They know man up uh
Triple, they know man up, triple
It's still someone doing, wow they got Canadian
Plants, wait! Plants do this
They have customs control, yep
Where's Lida, he needs to go through the road
They go for plant, they have a little bit of time
Not this much time though
They gotta start moving now
They gotta start moving now
Just one flank watcher flank rather have things to do the entire job for a scene right here. No man needs to clutch up
Rockstar K. Oh, they got the ball. They killed the planer
Wait in direction one HP you got to go
Wow
Bro, we have a game
That we have a fucking game. Oh my god, bro. Don't sleep on these Chinese teams, baby
What little HP don't sleep on them, you know, you said yourself they were in a situation where I wonder how many people play siege in China
Like how many do you think that on pc?
into a 12th round
I have no idea what I hope like kind of an interesting question. I think yeah
I have no idea because in Asia like league and dota are like insanely popular like a lot of people play league and dota
So like being a siege pro in Asia is kind of cool, bro. I feel like that's not um
Like not that popular
See just the most popular in NA and EU for sure, and then like literally Brazil
Yeah, like I don't even know if Brazil has that many players they just have like really fucking good players
Brazil used to have the best console scene. That's why they're good by the way
Like literally like I think they have a higher console switch over rate and pro league
Which is still like 90% across all regions, but I think like Brazil have like a better console soon
Dude, could you imagine if SR is like gets upset here that'd be insane
that is the worst way to start off a major like I'm not getting upset in your first game
I think that's usually what happens though as well nine. No, bro
You mean to SR just mean to good teams to good teams. Yeah first days always win like a random Asian team beats them
Phase one si in the losers bracket, right? Oh, no this time. It was it was upper
before in Boston it was Losers.
The match we really want to play.
Bro, I think the thing about Rainbow Six Siege, especially in the Majors,
is it's not even about like who's the best team in the world at this time.
It's kind of just like who can adapt the fastest in these two weeks to the meta and
the strats, it's who gets hot, who gets hot for that last week.
Precisely.
Well, I guess you need to change something from day one of the major to day five of the major like something has to change
Well, because you can't do the same straps on every map
You can't play the same maps because then the map's gonna get banned or the strats gonna get countered
You have to always be sharpening the sword throughout the major
Yes, and it's like you have to take a gamble and if the change fucks you then you lose if the change is good then you win
So that's why like that's why I say like with g2 is not like a hundred percent they will win
I do think it's like it's very likely, but there's also a chance they like they don't adapt, you know hard enough
And they I'm gonna say g2 100%
And I will take like betting odds against any of my friends that would have that
But I'm 100% sure they're gonna win. This is a crazy castle sort of what the fuck and be so turn
Center of a doorway like that
There's so much easier to hit when you're in the center of the door.
It's always been like this, right?
Oh.
And any attacking lineup, and he just gets caught completely off guard as if there wasn't going to be any attention.
Oh, they have a bow cam.
This round looks so cooked.
Every round, he's been playing.
He's going to blow them up when he gets close to the wall.
Yep.
And look, it's lessons like that that they are going to learn from as a team.
I can trust players that are new to this.
Surely they hear the C4.
That's a loud enough C4.
Are they flowing down into Mattress Pet?
They're going to go for another first floor.
They're not going to try to clear top anymore.
They do this every time.
They look at a sign up, they don't see it, and then they just, like, I give up on this.
This could be a dub for SR.
This looks really good for SR.
Wait, what the fuck?
5-5-5 seconds on the clock.
Times like everything.
You know how time is at a S.
Oh, this looks good for SR.
Yeah, and they're gonna wrap around the montane.
Yup!
Really, it mottled down.
Wait, does it?
SR does it?
SR go to Qualified Games for phase two.
GGs?
GGs?
Unless Gotti can out literally pull, like, out, I'll pull my cock out of here.
It's the same thing.
1v5, 25 seconds with over and full plant.
Yeah, right.
This is like in chess when you just resign chat, you just resign right here.
I'm gonna be more than. All
right. Well let's watch out
let's watch some stopping
games together this weekend.
Hell yeah hell yeah I'm down
but I'll catch you fat thanks
for watching man as well.
This is taking easy I'll text
you when the when the stopping
games are yes bro yeah stop
until he takes me to and I'm
trying to miss any of them but
I'll see you bro. Yeah take it
easy.
Wait, does it little little calm little start for sport little calm little start calm little start chat
Um
It might be chest time boys. It might be time for a little 500. He low magic a little 500. He low magic push
A little 500. He low magic push that was actually close to what I thought about me
Um, today's our 47th day in a row chat of chess guys. I'm gonna go piss and I'll be right back, baby
Thank you.
you
you
I know that they've gone crazy, gone bad.
back. All right, chat. Can Nicholas, can Nicholas Stewart reach 500? Let's see.
Whoa, that guy's, that guy's board is so cool.
Gough Girl Spit Lover.
This isn't a closeable gap.
They say Andrews, you just snap.
All right, I'm going to play the best shots you guys have ever seen.
And I will reach for very low.
Shari can't say it all my life, sometimes we laugh, sometimes we cry, but I guess you
know now, baby, we took a hat with it of a heartache, slow down, chat holy grandmaster
opening. I'm getting so good with the Karukam chat, vamos por carajo.
Alright, he's gonna castle. We're one move away from castle.
I don't mind offering this trade because then we just get the queen out.
Like, I don't, I love trading my bishops.
Because if we trade, it's like, yeah, whatever we trade, but then I get the queen
out and now I castle. You know what I mean?
This isn't a closeable gap.
They say, is he just a snap?
All right, now this is interesting.
If I take, he takes and then I take and then he takes,
and it's just that even material.
What happens if I sack and then take like that?
I'm trying to think of what's better just,
it's not even a sack,
but should I allow him to initiate the take or should I initiate the take?
I think if I allow him to initiate the take my pawns are more connected
Yeah, I'm gonna let him initiate it cuz then my pawns are more connected and then we can open up this way and get the broke out
This seems like the best game of chess ever played in my life so far
Shelby comes in about my lap job. No, this seems like the best game of chance I've ever played
Bro and then boys, what do we think about this? Okay? Okay?
So if I take this way, it does enough. Well, it's okay, but I want to take this way because now we have this
Gentlemen playing good boys I
Can tell today's gonna be the day today give me the deck I just immediately tell we're gonna hit 500
You today I can feel it in the tip of my cock. We would hit 500 today straight undefeated not a singular loss
We're gonna go like five and oh
I'm going to play the best chance I've ever seen.
Chad, are we ready?
Drivers, start your engines.
I don't mind the little night action for the boys back home.
This guy's higher than me, so maybe I'll get like 10 or nine.
Let's go here and let's just get the rook into the empty file.
He might beat us to it, but I decided it's better to get the knight out so that our
rooks can face each other.
We're even on material, even on time.
This is like a dead-even game.
Who's the- I knew he would get the rook into an empty file.
Okay.
Who's position would you rather be in, chat?
This pawn is annoying because my knight is restricted.
This pawn is annoying because my knight is restricted.
Let's do this and just offer a trade.
And then if he takes the trade, guess who gets the empty file?
We get the empty file.
If he takes, we take all rooks in the empty file.
What are his other options here?
He wants the empty file, I see.
I see, I see, I see.
Thoughts on display?
I don't know about display.
I guess what we should do is start pushing the pawns, maybe?
This doesn't hang anything because we have that.
I think we should just start pushing the pawns and put actual pressure on them tonight.
Our next move is right here.
That's all of it. So you just develop and then push pawns and protect everything and you're a thousand below. I just have to do that.
Develop, protect everything, push pawns.
Over. Over.
Because his knight is going to start getting squeezed in a second here.
Lucid material here. Lucid material here.
Lucid material here.
And then he blocks his vision here.
He starts, you know, so he decides to do the same thing.
He's going to do this.
Now he has to move his knight!
Where's he going to the.
He goes for a night trade interesting interesting kid.
I feel like.
In this scenario we win this trade because I just my night takes the place of his but his pond structure gets messed up.
So chat he takes but then we take.
But look at this, now he takes.
Unless he's not gonna take.
Take, take my ass.
But now look at this, I think we win this exchange.
Okay, now we can start putting
an ungodly amount of pressure on him.
This check's coming, brother.
Take, take, he takes, we move our Rook here and we're coming.
What way do we want to check from?
Do we check like this or do we check like this?
I can't support if I do that.
I have to do.
Let's strategize.
Yeah, because then he just keeps running.
It's just like a limbo.
Hold the infiltration though, if we do this.
If I do this, he can move here or here.
If he moves here, he's checkmated.
Oh no, he's not checkmated, but like damn near.
Let's infiltrate like this.
Let's see what he does.
He is now under pressure.
That's the first check of the game.
He could do this, which would end the game completely.
What he's actually gonna do is this.
Okay, he does that, it's totally fine.
This is Czech and he loses a bishop from this.
We lose our knight, but he does lose a bishop.
I like how his queen is kind of out of the game right now.
We have to ask ourselves, what happens?
He has a couple of ways to take, well, no, he can only take with the bishop.
He has to move the bishop there.
So then we win his bishop, and then we have a pawn here, and then maybe we have a pawn
push that turns him like a weird check or something.
Maybe we just stop thinking and take the hanging pawn.
I think we just take the hanging pawn chat.
Well now we're officially up material.
So through all of that, through that absolute bloodbath, we're up material.
Bro, but now we can initiate this play because then this opens up the queen's vision again.
Chattanooga's down on my lap.
We have no other play here though.
This is all just dead and dead and dead.
We have like no play.
This could be incredible if we could get it going.
Like some hit it like that.
We'll see though, Chattanooga.
I'm not worried.
I feel very fucking confident right now.
Chattanooga, I feel confident.
I feel confident as fuck.
What does he or he has no place so he does this which is just like sort of a nothing
burger. Can I just do that? Oh, the night is hanging, though. The night is hanging.
All right, let's do this. Let's get the bishop out, and then we're going to get our pawn here.
His only play is this. He has no other play. He loses the material in the other way.
lose material there, lose material there. But I think that plays bad though because now he has like
a battery with the queen in the rook. I don't think that plays good chat.
Nine. It's fine though because then we can start doing shit like this. This opens up this lane too.
I just don't have the vision to see that far ahead. To be honest, I just don't have the vision.
I really don't know, bro, I already like mapped it out. Yeah, your only place that
now he's gonna take with the queen. Yeah, I don't I don't think that helped me at all.
I think that helped him guys to be honest. What do I do now? I don't think that helped me, bro.
I'm gonna do this and then I'm gonna do that and then we put the queen under some pressure this pond's hanging
But hey look like I said this opens up now
All right, let's get a little pond chain going
We're down one material. Yeah, that exchange was bad for us. I shouldn't have did that exchange.
Oh, he wants to trade. Hmm. Yeah, that's such a good plan because then he has this and then he
has check and then I do that.
This is the weirdest game of chess ever.
It's literally,
this is the weirdest game of chess ever.
It's literally just queens and pawns right now.
That's all it is.
It's just queens and pawns.
But my queen has so much long range vision
that we have to pay attention to that.
I don't know who's winning this.
I think I might be winning
because I might just be winning because of this.
Literally just because he has that.
Yeah, another pointless check.
This isn't even hanging because of the queen.
Just an absolutely pointless check from him.
I think what the best possible play is for me now in endgame
is to stack up my queens with my pawns
and just push my pawns.
Cause look, he's outnumbered over here, chat.
This would be a 4v2 on the left side of the board.
None of us are good enough to check made in this position.
It's gonna come down to,
it's gonna come down to who can convert
their queen the safest.
This is gonna be a fucking intense next five minutes here.
It's gonna come down to who can convert
their queen the quickest.
My queen is safe as hell right now.
She's kind of untouchable.
Alright, so what I'm going to do is I'm just going to slowly but surely push my pawns up
with my king.
I think this guy lost.
This looks, ooh that's interesting play by him.
Wait what do we think about this?
This play looks so good.
Look because now he has to move his queen which means this pawn hangs and then we have
check. That's such a good pawn push. I should have found that earlier. Now his
queen's gonna go like here or something. He just decides to check me. That's kind
of good for me because I can keep invading with this king. Alright, our
biggest problem right now is this. Bro, I think I'm on some next level shift.
I think what I should do is trade Queens because I just have a better pawn structure than him.
I think I should trade Queens.
It's got our next place here, here.
It's like that, okay.
Just totally fine.
Now his pawn is stun locked for the rest of the game, unless he moves his queen.
And then we have this check coming.
All right, I think I'm down to material, but I think I win because this pawn is useless.
So what's going to happen is I'm just going to invade, invade, invade, invade, trade, convert with the one left pawn, get a queen, have two queens and end the game.
Yep, there's the pointless move from him. Here comes the pawn storm. Here comes the pawn storm!
Another weird psychotic check by him.
I don't know if there's any point to it
It's so it's so jover
Just gotta be a way to win this bro
Me ha me ha I didn't see it
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Bro, I don't know
That was a sweaty ass game in 400 defender
I'm not going to lie
chat that was a sweaty ass game in 4 currruver
game bro oh my god sweaty ass game bro Jesus that was sweaty as fuck okay chat
what should we do rocket league or or or or siege what should we do chat rocket
league or siege sort of champion on PC or rocket league rode the diamond push
we're close to diamond rocket league or siege chat what do you all what do you
What do you want? What do you want?
Run up or pull up, pull up, pull up, pull up, pull up, pull up.
Ran out thinking about it.
Ran out thinking about it, baby.
TT thinking about it.
Master thinking about the fine daddy.
Oh my god, we got a close pull.
Holy shit, we got a close pull.
Boat, boat, boat!
Boat!
I'm great at the computer water pros don't think what it's your water hide for the computer water
Seeds for what seeds for what?
Bro thinks he's diamond level brother brother, I'm gonna get diamond
I'm gonna get diamond. I'm gonna get diamond
Bro, I'm gonna get diamond, bro. I'm gonna get diamond. I'm gonna get diamond
in your dreams, all right.
Are you hyped for Iceman?
Yeah, bro, I'm probably going to react to it on stream.
I'm going to get on League.
I'm going to get on League.
I'm going to get on League.
I'm going to get it right through the tournament later, though.
I'm going to play a little bit of Siege, maybe, a little bit of Siege.
Chat, which I'm going to call it, brother.
Saturday is the the um class tournament with uh League of Legends. It's the League of Legends
class thing. It's going to be I think our team for the League of Legends tournament on Saturday,
not the the the JNC draft tournament thing. The class tournament in game. I think it's going to be me,
Tyler won, Dante's, Kadeem and a fifth. I think that's going to be our team. Holy cinema. That's
That's gonna be Saturday, Monday,
it's gonna be the League of Legends Streamer Creator Tournament.
I think we're gonna be able to get drops on that,
not 100% though,
but I think we're gonna be able to get drops on that.
Cinema, cinema.
It's gonna be peak, bro.
It's gonna be a peak-ass week.
Stapa's got some games covered up, it's gonna be lit, bro.
This isn't a close-up, we'll get, eh, eh.
They saying I just need to snap.
All right, then, let's solo Q to champion, bitch!
I'm gonna play a little bit of siege a little bit of league and we might watch some rolling loud later
I don't know we'll see
Little bit of siege a little bit of league
I need to lock the fucking on me because we have a creator tournament on Monday and a class tournament on Saturday
So I need to I need to get my league skills activated bro. I
Took a day off yesterday, which was good for the mental
But hey bro at the end of the day bro. I'm a fucking League of Legends fucking addict, bro
I play 12 fucking days in a row. I'm a fucking addict. I gotta get to the highest ranks that I get
All right boys can Jinx need solo queue to champion on PC using a controller. I don't know let's fucking see. I
Don't know, but let's see baby
All right, Jadies and lent for the men
We're currently at level 3 in the solo queue to champion journey on PC.
We're currently at level 3, we have a 1.9 kill to death ratio, 1.9 rank to win the loss.
The goal for today is to get close to diamond.
We got to get in striking distance of diamond while playing the best possible siege I can fucking play in my entire life.
If you have an erection, type a 1 in the chat.
If your penis is flaccid, type a 2 in the chat.
If you don't know what I'm talking about type of three in the chat, and I apologize in advance
You haven't had the birds and the bees conversation with your parents yet
Everybody lock the fucking bro. Let's go
This isn't a close-up okay
They say it just snap. I'm gonna get a coffee. I'm gonna get a coffee. I'm gonna get a coffee. I'm gonna get a coffee
you
You
I
This is
What the Yeager black ice in my bed
Coffee equals what babe?
Hey, Jixi, you should try streaming. I think you'd be good.
Appreciate that, bro.
I'll let you know what I end up doing.
Wait, no, no, no. Wait, guys, kill.
Van Emerald, Emerald, Van Emerald, Van Emerald.
No, bro.
Bro, Emerald is a bad man, bro, I'm sorry.
See, we got Charlotte.
The sky is worse.
9 brother sky had a competitive like sky was in the competition emerald planes is just a pile of crap
hammer thinking about
Hammer thinking about big bottle of pee and thank you for the price up bitch
I'm a big gangster turn around with that phone. Oh, okay in a slang hot as up just for the road
She won't be my little baby
Time I think of it again through the brain they go to two more
I see people typing force it in my chat randomly.
Brother, is force it like this ambient being of fucking aura?
Yes, yes, yes he is.
Yo, JC.
Yo?
What are you doing, bro?
I'm playing playing ranked you ready to get this one all right me help I believe
your mic is inside your nostril I'm on a plane right now you're playing rainbow
60s in a plane do you have like Wi-Fi yeah nintendo bro nintendo in a laptop
you're playing in a laptop oh my god I'm actually in a game with you
it was standing up I told you to talk
I'm sorry no I actually jigsay I watch your shit all the time like every day I
watch you are you do not care okay hey hey bro shut up bro he's so in love
seconds before insertion five seconds to insertion
I'm about to play the best game of siege I've ever played in my life I could
just feel it I'm about to play the best game of siege I've ever played in my
I'm dead.
I didn't do it today so I don't know how well I'm gonna fly.
you should jinx it
yep we're good
I actually haven't do it in like a week chat I'm not even kidding
is it clear?
you play better after you do?
Oh wait, you're never supposed to play video games with a boner.
Not my mesis, Claire.
You're gonna throw me stairs.
But like, am I just the greatest of all time? Like, I don't-
What the FUCK?!
Somebody kill me, goddammit!
One more remaining.
Uh...
He's master bedroom.
Okay.
I
For
Tired of the government stuff like you Isaac think about
They could prime late like he has a page. You can I get a happy birthday? I turned 22 today. Happy birthday to you
My boy. Hope you have a fantastic. It's amazing spectacular birthday bro. Live it up, dude
My grandma who is paralyzed is better than you I
There's no chance your grandma plays video games, bro. If she does shout out to her
There's no way she's good at seeds though, bro, but if she had shouted out to her, I'm just not buying it
Seco think of it to find stuff. Glazy think of it to find Tanner think of it to her one stinky
They get one stinky think of it to which time description put it in my ass if you think of it to find
Play wild rift in League of Legends brother. Maybe I'm sick in the head
Maybe I'm disgusting. Maybe I'm a sack of human garbage, but I like playing ranked like I like playing ranked in need, bro
What is wild? What is that a character? I?
Like playing ranked, bro. I like just fucking getting in there. I like getting in there. You know what I'm saying
Hey, Jinxie, I just turned 25 team. Can I get a PC?
We need to locate a bomb.
25 team?
You want a PC?
I've never even heard that before.
25 teams?
So you're 25.
Bro, first game of the day, I'm already 3-0.
I just physically get sexually aroused playing this game.
I don't know what it is, but I physically get aroused
playing this game.
Because I love when an undisciplined, absolute idiot
I love it. It's my favorite thing ever.
Ten seconds to go.
I just got a text message.
Hey, Gary, this is Rachel.
Five seconds.
Your recent credit score qualifies you for near my own insurance rates.
You might be loaded and you might need to send over a couple of options.
You have located a bomb.
What?!
W. Gary.
I-I'm not Gary!
Shut the fuck up!
Your real name got leaked. No chat. It's called a mixup.
It's called a mixup. My name's not Gary.
Yo, since you're building an air-conditioning, can you buy me a new mic?
and then open the wall
you have trapped the diffuser
i'm not gonna open the wall
or you just land us
I'm not a fucking no scope!
What?
It's clear!
I'm not a fucking no scope!
What?
It's clear!
I didn't know he was already on it bro immediately got on the next one
What's going on, bro?
What do you think what's going on, bro?
What's Stompin' play?
What?
What?
Yo, let me get Stompin' digits.
Yo, A, bro, that kid literally just turned 18.
The hell?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, man.
Yo, SHI-A, bro!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No
What the fuck
Yo, so do you want to get wine ball my team wants to bang stop it
Yeah, that isn't only yours. I'm gonna break down your wall. Okay. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm underage pal
Thank God
All right guys, let's get um
Yes, sir. Yes, sir
I'm underage and he proceeds to say thank God.
What is this lobby?
R6, take over the prime.
W. Gary.
Hey.
My name's not fucking Gary!
Guys, I got a text from an incorrect fucking number.
I'm not Gary.
Good God!
My name is not Gary.
Shut up!
High-fives is called in. High-fives, what?
Yo, Gary, uh, Morgan just sent over, um, some details. Can you read over them?
My name is not Gary!
Ten seconds for four insertions.
5 seconds before insertion.
Jack, a guy who had my number before me's name was Gary and I'm getting random packs.
My name isn't Gary, it's the worst name ever.
Drone activated.
Shot drone going live.
Uh, roaming and tropey, roaming and tropey.
I'm shooting, Gary.
I'm shooting, shot, drone.
What the fuck, did you just say to me?
I'm carrying.
Keep it up, Gary.
You're gonna open up one.
Yo, yo, yo, chat, my name is not fucking Gary.
My name is not Gary, bro.
Stop this shit.
I'm really big fucking hole, I'm in red hole.
The accuser is no longer in your possession plus under the accuser is now secure
Yo
Yo, if you're dead get on my car garage cam this guy's gonna drop that
They drop
He's on
We have the blast!
We have the kill.
It's still on here.
Close breach of the shot, man.
Swapping back!
Come on, Gary.
Twitch, Twitch, go to trench and cut this guy off.
What's in the glass?
Literally on thing.
All right!
Fuck!
You got this, Twitch.
Vigil saw a half health in garages oh my god oh my god you got it go go go
I think so I'll give you a thousand if you win this nice try tits okay mods let's
get some bandswording nice try tits are you dead ass bro are you dead ass
and gary and this guy out killed two but then he kind of stall down try though he should have probably rushed to the side
nice try on this that's it gary's making me nervous to be honest
yo hey my name's not gary shut up chat my name is not f**king gary
what do you want us to call you then gary uh uh how about jinxie is good bro not f**king gary
Okay, calm down.
Yeah, come on, Nick.
You should be OK with you.
Come on.
Let's talk to you, Nick.
It's your name, no.
They like gave me.
Oh, me, oh, me, oh, shut this shit down, bro.
Shut it down.
OK, OK, shut it down.
I'm just letting you know.
Shut it down.
I'm not going back here.
You make me nervous.
I'm going to play you better play mazzi.
No, I'm going to play you bro.
That's your bread and butter bro.
Get on mazzi.
Alright, first up bro.
I'm going to play you.
Alright, I'll play mazzi.
I'm downstairs.
I'm going to play mazzi downstairs.
Alright.
Let's go on a date to the Spongebob Gary.
Do you want to be punched in the face bro?
Legitimately.
Do you want to be punched in the face?
Gary.
can you like call me down how do you want me to do that bro how do you want me to call me down
you could demo me 500
a quarter of the day quarter of the day secure the area yeah put it there bro put it there
I might shake your hands like like
No, dude, I'm not saying six seven. Please bro. We're losing the match
Yeah, but like it'll help me lock that'll help me lock
All right fine six seven
Yo, why'd you sound so sad? I'll say we're more dramatic. Hey, you gotta have some more like
Like passion
You're gonna have more than one kill. I think jing see too slimy is performing. Oh great
Dude, two slivies performing at rolling-out. Awesome. I'll catch that right after hell freezes over
I'm so nervous right now
All right
But I can't focus there's somebody talking about two slimy
fuck
okay
fuck has the game sense of a turtle
fuck has the game sense of a fucking turtle
you do not spectate me bro
legitimate thing a turtle
i won't spectate you daddy
thank you thank you
underage yeah but I'm actually not but that's five oh come on y'all nobody's
underage yo up so we're running bathroom he's top solar on the headals
top solar top solar still he's backing up he's chilling he didn't see the default
camera this guy's a idiot he went down okay
one
family remain nine
one v two you got it
chat it's not fucking john pork it's doke of me
It's not John Pork, it's Dokamy out.
Why? Why are we running?
Why are you running?
Do you have the defuser or something?
I'm gonna take my gamble here.
Yo Nick, you see that John? Chill out.
Oh, I'm nervous though.
Is he not know that he could just play on the other side?
15 seconds left.
He's going to play on the other side.
I'm going to go.
He's right behind me.
5 seconds left.
Nice dude. Yo, I'm like so nervous for a holy crap.
I don't understand dude. No seriously well played y'all well played.
This is like LeBron with a buzzer beater.
Buzz?
Jixie weren't you complaining about backseat gamers? That's not what I said.
I complained about a backseat gamer while I was going 9 and L. That's what I complained about.
I was going 9 and L and my 0 and 2 teammate was backseat gaming.
Sorry
Zip it Gary yo opponents opponents you're about to get banned bro
Yo chat you said you would play mazzi bro. I need your mazzi. I'm not gonna lie
Like I know you is your thing, but for a mazzi. It's like tech right now, but me. Oh, I like to okay fine
No, no
Thank you
I'll be your kitten daddy
Dinksy, what do you think about James Harden?
Just a stat pattern like foul drawer, but really really good in this prime
All right good boy, good jinx you should watch the SR game earlier. It's got it's called me good boy
I already watched the SR game bro. No like you said watch
yeah I watched it what do you say though I'm live I'm live I did I did
oh you did yeah that's right I was watching I was watching that's right
this was actually like what he's like my daddy I was watching that
five seconds to insertion
five seconds to insertion
be advised
if I die because of this, that's y'all saw mine
you're on my bed
I'm not
nah, you're good bro
They sound like they're like just full rockin' style.
I just hear one of those breaking around.
Who wants the beer supply?
I'm scared, guys.
Who's the drink that?
That's wine.
This is a wine truck.
We're loading!
Yeah, by the way, Carguraj hatches open just in case someone's a flank there.
This is in the close-up, okay.
We got Mary within the wall.
Party down.
No, we'll see any. Let's go.
I'm actually so nervous.
I'm reloading!
Ram on three.
This is just a real dead meat full flash, right?
Yes, one on blue.
Holy crap.
He did not plant. They're all on site.
He said that they're inside.
One's on site.
Everyone else is inside of them.
My name one.
Nice try.
God, bro. I aim is so bad.
Yo, Loki, don't go that site, bro.
I mean, if we're gonna do what we need to do on top...
I'm shaking.
That's what I kind of sucks, bro.
Go bar.
All we gotta do, bro, we just gotta get a frost top blue, play behind the shield, get frost mats on the hoppins,
maybe in a rune upstairs and just hold upstairs, and yeah, have like one or two guys in site,
three guys up top, easy win, go to overtime, win in overtime, win the game.
Yeah
All right, we need a vert for up top we need vert somebody go frost somebody go a rune for sure
We want like a castle. Maybe is there a something?
Yeah, castle's fine. It doesn't really matter
Somebody go malusia too, this is a perfect
Don't play the science of kind of
Yo instead of castle play will my or Jaeger and then set it up next to the frost match shield so they can't get it
Yeah, yeah, yeah, perfect
This is like a
This is why you're so bitching that. Thank you. We want the rune kids
Um, just put on the exterior windows like one on canine window one on the top blue window
And then maybe one like piano double door, I guess or you can put them
Wait put in a rune here for sure
We want these melt
Put the malusas on all the gaps like the staircase walk-ups just all the gaps in the
site. All right. We got this chat. Floating new magazine! Floating new magazine!
Yeah, I'm sick!
Banshee's on any good shit, boy!
Ten seconds left.
Five seconds.
Top four is located at bomb.
Get ready for hostile action.
Cross, move your shield. Here, here, here, here.
Say, six, seven.
I'll be back in a couple moments.
Hit a map, hit a map!
We're in the trap, trap, trap.
Carl, we're on fire.
A stuck bea was on the site, big one.
If your dad just slept cams all around.
of
the
death
of the
death
of
I got a C. I got a C. I'm gaming on Holly, gaming on Holly, pushed out, pushed out.
he's in bar, he's in bar, one in bar, no one in bar
yeah you're just holding the fuselage, hold the fuselage, don't let him grab it
i'm getting shot through the floor
Why are we reinforcing that if we're doing it up top hold oh my god why why are we
We're gonna reinforce our own vision of Jesus Christ
All right, let's get on the good ones
That is enough seeds for the fucking months for the month for the month
This game's been out for 11 years. You don't know what not to be in bars
Fuck! Fuck!
Hi, Binds. What's up, bro?
Hey, Gary. Have you got-
Yo! Hey! Hey! I'm not going by Gary!
Gary, I just wanted to let you know. We got people over, so can you please quiet down?
You don't live with me. What the-
Fuck are you saying?!
Please, please, quiet down. You're being a little too loud right now.
We can hear you, please. Gary, see you later. Bye.
Chad, what's Dantez doing?
What's Dantez doing?
Chad, what is Dantez doing? Is he fucking ready?
This is it a close-up look at this and you see this map shot it comes in on my lap
Wait high-fives is in the other the or no
Don't test. Oh, he said it again. He said it again. Okay. Okay. Okay
Chats are they play one little warm-up game chat little warm-up games for the boys
Please?
Shall explain warm up game.
Bro, the tournament is on Monday.
We got it locked in!
Okay.
Alright, we're trapped.
Today, it's going to be- Hi, boys!
Stop to- Stop touching my fucking set up!
You motherfucker!
Hello, I have two working brain cells, please go easy.
Okay.
This guy- Brother, this guy is so fucking annoying.
Hello, I have two watching brain cells, please go easy.
Hi guys, now my team's gonna think I'm bad.
Now my team is gonna think I'm bad, bro.
Uh, I'm about to- Yo, chat.
Hey chat, I'm literally on the brink of banning the word Gary from the fucking stream.
I'm dead of ass about banning the word Gary.
You are bad, I mean, well, you are bad.
Cool. No chat. You guys might think I'm bad today, but little of you know, this is gonna be the best League of Legends I've ever played.
This is gonna be the best fucking League of Legends I've ever fucking played, y'all.
You might think I'm bad. Cool, cool.
Okay, Gary. Lock in. Cool, Gary.
Hey, Forsen.
You got this, big dog? Just play, Gary.
Gare Bear is angry.
My brain is yours.
Chat's held up, that's to call me whatever his game is over, y'all.
This isn't a closeable gap.
They say Andrews eat just a nap, shout it out to come sit on my lap.
Bro Chat, Saturday.
We have a League of Legends tournament with me, Tyler Woon, Dantez, and potentially Kadeem.
Monday, we got the League of Legends streamer tournament.
I need to get as good as I can possibly get and enter my League of Legends fucking prime,
bro.
That's why today I'm gonna be grinding.
Dantez, you wanna call?
What is this music yo yo Dante's what is up buttercup
No, it's gonna ask you you're early today up. We're not excited. So coach I
Took yesterday off bro. I said I needed a break from League of Legends, and I need to reset for my mental health
Okay, little did I know that's what fucking pussy stink
So today in order to make that up is gonna be the most league I've had by a skull
yo hi guys what's up bro oh my god I'm late to my blue box hi guys I'm late to
my blue box this better be good this better be good
Your fat ass is taking half of the game's speed.
So what I need you to do is I'm gonna instrument yourselves.
25.3% smaller so the chat can actually see the beat.
Now let's see your bald spot.
So was fat ass necessary with bald and necessary?
I just had it on the stand, bro.
Hi boys, I'm skinny as shit, bro.
Hey, hi boys, are you ready to watch a league master class?
No losing, no dying.
The stream ends when I die.
What does the title say?
I can't read it right now,
so just read the title for me please.
Oh great, appreciate that man, appreciate that.
Much love bro, much love to the love and support, hi guys.
Okay, Jynx are you listening to me?
Bro, Don't test.
I'm going to need the most motivation you've ever given anyone in your entire life, Don't
test.
Okay, well I have good news because my team just fucking FF'd.
So we got this!
Are you ready?
Why did you guys FF'd?
What happened?
Uh, the score was 30-15.
Me.
Me help.
Me help.
Okay, Jinx, I'm gonna need you to show screen.
Uh, it's gonna slow down my route one second.
Like I need to be quick and efficient, bro.
Okay, I'll be here soon.
Okay, so Jinx, I'm efficient, bro.
Like today I'm efficient.
I'm efficient, man.
Efficient like today. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I didn't see so James
So this is why I think we're gonna do okay because I was planning on starting off with a lesson plan
So how we're gonna do it today is I wanted to start off without any of my guidance
I wanted to just play the game like you normally would and I want you to be the one talking to me
Do you understand? Okay? Wait down to the screen sharing hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up. All right. Oh my god
I'm wasting too much time. Okay. I did it. Can you see can you see the game?
Uh, nope, you're not screen sharing.
I just screamed to the entire game and I didn't even screen share because of it.
HOOOOO, FUCK!
Okay, listen, Jinkz, it's fine, this is how you practice your multi-tasking.
PARTENTIAL IT'S LIKE SCREEN SHARING IS DRONING AND JUST I'LL TAB IT AND DO IT WHILE CLEARING.
Done, did it, over.
Can you see it?
Why is it not fucking working?
What the fuck?
This has never happened before.
Can you see it now?
Uh, nope.
Alright.
it's glitching. All good brother. Why is that to me? Pinging. Okay so that bad news
Jinxy. Apparently Discord is actually down today so maybe that's the reason why.
Okay well I'm only one second late. Is that bad or good? Bad or good? No listen we'll
make it work, we'll make it work. Okay so Jinxy what I'm gonna need you to do is
you're gonna have to walk to the barcode, check the barcode, if it's not there
you're gonna reset okay got it coach I got it now what coach okay so now what
you're gonna do is we're gonna need to see what's going on mid bow so we need
to see what's happening okay it looks ganky I'm not gonna let us look stanky
hmm oh god okay look towards me then fuck it like you're gonna have to use
your judgment here Jamesy cuz like it's like right now one the battlefield but
I'm only going through the binoculars and you're on the fucking ground does that
make sense he typed in all chat saying go away ye so I'm gonna sit this one out
what are you okay okay no sin my blade is yours yes sometimes talk to me bro no
losing today okay listen listen listen how motivated are you to finally get
bronze um 11 out of 10 11 no 12 out of 10 12 out of 10
He took my fucking... wow, he's my bro, wow.
Okay, listen, listen. He takes your grump, you take his ass!
So you're gonna go for the wolves, and then after the wolves, you're gonna go raptors,
and then you're gonna invade him on his bot side.
Do you understand? Are you sure about this, coach? You want me to invade him?
Well, listen, there's no time for learning better than now, bro.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
So we're gonna invade his asshole.
Yep. So we're gonna sit there and we're gonna go all inside of it.
Like, it's gonna have to be, bro, a fucking- a prison shower surprise up in there.
Does that make sense?
Yes, bro, 100%. Yes, let's go, let's do this.
Alright.
Wait, Jinx, I have a question.
Yes, miho, yes, miho!
Do you think there's anybody that ever, like, intentionally went to prison just so they could get gangbanged?
I'M IN A RATE GAME!
I'M IN MY BAD!
OKAY LISTEN!
IT'S TIME FOR ME TO LOCK THE FUCKING-
I'm taking bit of caffeine now, Jinx, El Rosati.
Yes, bro. Take caffeine. I have coffee here, too, bro.
And like, I'm telling you, I haven't gooned in a week.
Like, my energy levels are incredible today.
No training, just pure passion.
We're getting bronze tonight. Let's go.
All right, tonight, dude, I'm telling you, it's going to be fucking...
You're going to play this shit for the next 45 hours straight
until the class tournament and then the real tournament.
Uh, uh, uh...
Well, uh...
Coach, I don't know about that. 45 hours, coach?
Coach.
Bro, listen.
Jinxie, Jinxie.
Do you have coffee?
Yes or no?
Coach, can I get dragon right now or am I going to die?
No, you got this.
You just got to be careful though because this,
so in this case, what you want to do
is you want to go next to the edge of the pit.
And then if you see this in Zao,
you flash the fuck out of there.
Does that make sense?
Yeah.
All right, let's do it.
Why are my teammates playing me?
It's because they have cancer.
Just ignore them.
Okay.
Alright, so Jinxy...
THAT'S THE FIRST DRAGON!
LET'S GO!
YOU GOT IT!
Yes, yes, I got a dragon! Yes!
Okay, now, Jinxy, I need you to sit there, I need you to imagine the dragon.
Can you imagine it for me?
Eyes closed are open, eyes closed are open for this.
You can leave them open, okay?
But I wanted to imagine that dragon, and I wanted to imagine that dragon dragon
It's balls that cross your face.
Hey, hey.
I'm in a ranked match!
All right, Johnson, let's go again or no.
You're going to look on the blue top to bar full clear.
All of your camps are coming up.
That means that we can actually look on the bar ganks.
You understand?
Yes.
Yes, daddy.
Yes, daddy.
Yes, master.
OK, no.
No, Jinxie, what we're going to need to do
is in the future, whenever you sit there and you call me daddy,
you're going to have to do a slightly higher pitched voice.
It's gonna train your multitasking for League.
Does that make sense?
Yes, that is.
Okay, yo, you're a little too good at that.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Mijo, how does that help me with the game, though?
Because think of it this way.
In the same way that you multitask visually,
clearing your wolves and drowning med,
now we're gonna make you multitask verbally,
talking normally, and then talking a little freaky.
You know what I mean?
So if I call you daddy, it helps my league skills?
Only if you do it with a slightly feminine voice.
OK.
Whatever you say, coach.
All right.
So now, Jay-Z, your bot side is up.
You've got to get the bot side.
We're going to look afterwards on the grubs.
Do you understand?
Yes, daddy.
Good girl.
Whoa!
Hey, all right.
Come on, come on.
Yo, yo, yo, come on, come on, come on.
Yo, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
Okay, so listen now we play for the red. We're looking on the crugs after am I understood? Yeah
Okay
So now
All right, so listen we're gonna go for the red then afterwards the Krugs and what's up with the Krugs?
Recall recall exactly so now your goal is after these Krugs
I'm gonna want you to recall instantly like you're gonna have to make it instant. Okay? Yes, that is
All right
Now don't delay it and be naughty you gotta be right. Let's go. Not nice
We thought that's what you doing good. I told you I'm getting bruh today
Mr. Jamesy you need to understand something about league when you have a good first game of the day
It means one of two things the first one is either that it's gonna be winners Q
And you're gonna win every game and the second one right is that it's gonna be a really fucked up day
And you're gonna lose every game after think of it like imagine there's a drug dealer the drug dealer is riot
They're gonna give you a first one of the day and it's either gonna be like oh you had this like really good bong hit
But then afterwards they lace it with Fanta and you overgoes
Or they want to keep you hugs by giving you the real good ganja. Does that make sense? Oh my god, that makes perfect sense, bro
Thank you coach. Yes, I make so much sense
All right, so now after this game you're gonna have to get the fucking
Because there's a quiz at the end of this stream. Okay. No pad. It's on standby. Yep
I actually have a no pad on my desk every time I join a call with you from it's gonna bust out to no pass
Because I actually know so much.
Okay, so, Jynxy, why the fuck did you just press R?
Oh, coach, it was a misclick.
Oh, coach, it was a misclick. Coach.
You know why you never R there?
Listen, listen, listen. I do that shit too sometimes.
I do it too. It's okay.
So now listen, we're going on the grubs.
Now the problem is you don't have your ultimate here,
so that means you're weaker, okay?
Yeah, yeah, that's that right.
Alright, good.
So now listen, I'm gonna need my little good boy
to take these grubs and then go for the crab. Am I understood? Yes daddy, I'm a good boy for daddy.
Yeah you are. Okay, I can tell. Yes, yes, yes. Yo! Come on, let's play it again. All right, let's go, let's go.
Okay, so now look, we're gonna go for these grubs. After these grubs, it's gonna go hard, okay? Okay.
So, what you can do is I want you to press P. If you have enough gold for your item, you're gonna
recall then we're gonna go out of base if not you can take the crap I got it up
I got it up I'm a little slower I gotta be quicker idiot idiot idiot quicker
quicker quicker quicker quicker everything's efficient today we're not
wasting any fucking time today no fucking time getting fucking wasted on
league today let's go let's do it my game to it whoa whoa what the fuck I'm
to your game good now here we go okay anyways just know what I want to do is
Walk straight but if but is pushing you're gonna alter and flash on them and fuck them in all their holes are already dead
But I love your heads up dragon dragon dragon dragon
So Jens you remember what I said when your team gets kills you use those kills to secure
The objectives free
Yes, I am daddy
All right, that's what I like to hear. Okay, so now listen after this dragon
We're gonna get a little kinky and you're gonna go on the crugs. Okay? Okay. How are the crugs?
Because the thing is when you kill them they split in two
So it's like you can fuck one of them to death and then other ones start spawning and then you get orgy's
What the fuck?
Okay, no, they're not!
I'm out!
Okay, so listen.
All we're gonna do now is fight.
You got this, bro.
You can low-keep fight this.
They ran.
They ran through the tower.
Wait, they're not!
Okay, nice.
So now you can go to the crud.
Just go to the crud.
Nice!
My team is so good!
Yes!
I love when my team's good!
Yes!
There we go.
Like, I'm telling you, Jynxie,
but it's not that your team is just good, bro.
Bro, it's because they're playing off of your aura think of it like you're sitting there and you're like the captain
Bro when the captain is like sitting there fucking like going crazy and mugging everyone what happened to the soldiers
I'm like Luffy bro. I I'm the captain now. I'm the captain now
I'm literally Luffy wait, isn't a loopy the thing that you like wash your ass with in the shower
That's a loofah. Don't disrespect the goats ever again
That's a loofah buddy
My bad my bad, but yeah, it's like a Luffy buff Zorro because Luffy's a great captain. You know what I'm saying?
That's me
Listen, I've never watched Tokyo cool before but it's one piece dumbass
All right, listen listen listen listen we're gonna forget about one fleece for a second
And now you're gonna just go for the blue into the gromp. Okay?
Yo, huh? You know what? Yeah. All right. All right
It's one piece, you dumbass!
Okay, I'm sorry bro, I'm not gonna tap on strings!
I don't know this shit!
How are you a grown ass man and you don't know what fucking one piece is?
Bro, I don't have fucking three years of my life to dedicate to watching it for nine hours a day.
Okay, real, real, real, real. I'll give you that, real.
Okay, so listen, we're gonna play on the crowd.
After the crowd, we're resetting, we're looking dragon, okay?
Okay
All right
Okay, so now jingsy you could actually maybe kill the mid laner he's like I did
Oh my god, fuck you could have actually had that coach. I didn't know it's cuz of the stream delay
I don't want to like do you wrong coach. I'm just playing scared
Yeah, but listen listen. This is the thing about okay
We're gonna need you to sit there and now we're gonna work on your confidence like think of it like the stream delay
GenC is a gift from God because it's not a coincidence that you have streamed away today
You have this stream delay so that God can make you learn how to do some things by yourself
To establish your confidence. Does that make sense? Yeah. Yes daddy
All right, so now listen what we're gonna do is we're gonna reset. We're gonna buy our items. We know you know
Yep, we got the Guino. Nice. Okay. So now, Crugs, and then it's gonna be Raptors. So now,
Jinxie, what you're gonna have to do for me is you're gonna have to type a war cry in the chat.
So you're just gonna have to type in all caps. We got this! To show your team that even though
you're not participating in the kills, you're participating in the group atmosphere. I did it.
OH I'VE GOT TO DO ALL CAPS!
FUCK!
Okay, Jynxie, it just-
Wait, my teammate's getting fingerblasted.
Jynx, I'm not- I'm not gonna lie.
The lack of caps made that go from like an alpha war cry
to now some kind of like zesty whisper.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, we got this. Yeah, no, I know what you mean.
Like, but it's okay, listen.
You're gonna go mid and you're gonna fight him to death.
Go, you got this shit, bro.
So now you're just gonna fight even if it goes bad. It's gonna be okay. There's two though. There's two. This is a bad idea
All right, fuck it. Just go for the top side that's right. Yeah, but it's on top. John top. Maybe there's someone going on top lane
Yeah, let's go for it. Go for it. Go for it. Let's go
All right now jinx this is on you the fate of the world west on your shoulders
Oh, fuck.
Coach, what the fuck?
Coach!
Coach, I got gamed!
I got gamed!
No, no, don't forget!
Anytime you die, it's cause you got fucking string sniped!
So I'm gonna be the one to-
You're right, none of my deaths are my fault!
Yes! So, I'll shot right now!
Fucking string sniping piece of shit!
Can I cost or no? It's cursing aloud.
Yeah, yeah, it's fine
All right, there we go now who's a good little weak player me have a good big player
Yeah, you are who's a good little weak player? I'm a good big player
I said I'll get that fucking dragon!
Wipe that fucking smile off your face!
Okay, okay, okay.
Why the fuck are you smiling? Your team is starting their lead!
Why the fuck are you happy?
Coach, I am sorry, bro.
Coach, I'm dead.
I know you're laughing! I know you're fucking laughing!
Coach, I am sorry, coach. Jesus Christ.
Do you even care?
Yes, coach, yes, coach!
Yes, coach, I care. Yes!
All right, so get this dragon then and let's start winning the fucking game and I said yes, yes
all right
Look daddy's angry with his little boy right? I know. I know. I'm sorry dad
It's okay. Okay
All right, so now we're gonna play for the dragon and then the afterwards
JC if I see you clock that T one more time. I'm gonna clock the fuck out of you
Yes, coach. All right, so now go for the fucking drugs and folk here. Okay. Okay. Yes
I'm done bro. I'm just a zephyrus today
Well, we got a found high vice of Florida and every time you don't listen he spanks you on time. Nope horrible idea
Fuck I buys
All right, okay, so now listen so now we're gonna look for the Raptors and then after the Raptors it's Wolf's Gromp, okay?
So now you're strong, what do you want to do when you're strong start gaping people
Exactly, so now what we're gonna want to do is jinx because remember I'm on a delay
So you're gonna have to drone over the fights when you see like right now
Go for it, go for it, it's your moment, it's your moment!
Go, go, you can alternate and go crazy.
Go, go, go, go.
Don't hurt God, won't die!
What?
Bro, I should have went for the little guy.
I should have went for the little guy.
Yes, so do you remember how we talked about
how Master Yi wants to go for blanks?
And he wants like assassinate?
Yeah, I just typed stream sniper in the chat to go.
Continue.
Okay, so the thing is that right there, it's like you have the scissors and you use it on the rock instead of the paper
Does that make sense 100% coach? Thank you
Okay, so now buy your gwinos
Coach, I don't have the money for gwinos coach. I don't have the money coach. I don't have money coach
Well, dude, maybe you should try getting your money up instead of your fucking money up understood
Yes, daddy
Okay, bro are you disintegrated? Oh my god, what happened? It was kind of three my camps are gone
Okay, listen just get that red as long as you get that red here
It's gonna be fine
So you're gonna get the red and you're gonna have to upper mid the reason why your team seed disintegrated
I'm telling you is because they need you in these fights. Okay?
Okay, oh my god
Fighting the cannon? Nice. Fuck you, kid.
NICE! Okay, that's what that's for.
Did you guys throw the cannon?
Yeah, you got it.
Okay, so you know what?
Clear the topside and then afterwards,
you're just always gonna wanna hover over mid and drone mid
to make sure that they're not fighting,
and if they are, then you gotta come in.
Okay?
Got it.
Just bust that cliff and you're over it.
So Jinxie, imagine there's like two gang wars, right?
The problem right now is that you're sitting there
And it's like, when the gang is walking out of their house to like, fight your people, right?
Then you're sitting there and it's like, you're just stealing?
Well, everyone gets their legs broken.
Does that make sense?
But you cannot let your team get their legs and their arms broken.
You have to actually sit there and be there to help them if they need it.
Do you understand?
Yes, kid.
Three of them just went mid. Should I join?
What the FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!
Three of them just went mid, should I join?
BEFORE THAT!
Yes, Daddy.
Uh-huh. Okay, so yes.
So now you could also look to buy your item, but just hover mid for now.
Because remember, in both Evo, our team is disabled.
We need to be around them. Does that make sense?
Yes, sense it.
Think of it like, imagine you're like a teacher, right?
And it's like you're supervising the class that you don't know what's going on mentally, right?
and the problem is that right now it's like you're on the field trip in the Grand Canyon
and they're just walking over the ledge and they're all dying
but if you were there holding them back right then maybe they wouldn't all be dying does that make
sense 100% thank you coach okay all right so now it's like right now like bro you need to
hover over dragon like there's stuff going on bro we need to be seeing this you need to be
Oh, no ergot ergot back
Big dick ergot
Okay, listen ergot we ignore remember we play these fights like ergot doesn't exist
So we go on everyone else besides ergot, okay? Yeah, we need to go for like a little guy
Exactly yes, yes as elite player you always want to gang up on the little guy does that make sense?
Wait what happened
all right that's fine that's fine that's a word play wait wait you you had a
fine
did you do it?
what are you going to win?
why is my health to win the lane? why is my health to win the lane?
okay janecy janecy yes dad you forgot to use your r and your e why oh I forgot to
R I thought I did
Okay, I thought I did or what?
Bro you didn't iron you didn't ease you didn't use anything
Yeah, it's like it's like imagine you're a ninja and you jump into the middle of five people
But you don't have your shurikens at all so you're just like fucking hang them with your fists and getting killed
Now watch the dragon the dragon the dragon the dragon and start pinging the dragon bro if you get this you get this so bro
It's your fourth a drag the fourth drag matters more than your life. Do you understand? Yep? Yes, good. I'm gonna get these chickens first, okay?
Why the fuck would I ever be okay?
Oh, okay, okay, can't see. Oh my god, okay?
Well now the problem is that we don't know if the enemy team is gonna be here
So fuck it just do it just do it and hope for the best fuck it out for it
Do everything for it use everything that you have in your entire kit
To kill us as fast as possible
Do you think we got the dragon okay listen, do you think LeBron James questions his coach when his coach makes a call yes or no?
No, he doesn't so that's why you need to listen if LeBron's coach would tell him LeBron
We need you to remove a rib so you can suck yourself off for better practice
He would do it, and that's why he's the best so we need to make you have that same mentality
Does that make sense? Yes sensei. Yes master. Yes dad. Okay, so now listen you can look for the crab
There's also the bar now, but your team bro your team is mid
We do not want to be farming right now because our team might fight. Okay. Yes, daddy
All right
Okay, so, GenC, there, if you would have used your E when you went in, and you would have
actually committed for the fight, you would have killed everyone.
Bro, that's such a cat!
Ergot was coming!
You're not!
Bro!
Bro!
Okay, okay, GenC, GenC.
If Ergot's coming, but you put a chassis cage on him, does any nut bust out?
What is a chassis cage?
Okay, don't worry about that.
But what I'm trying to say is that there, the Ergot is being zoned up by your team.
Like your team is like a wall of shields, so you're able to go in and go crazy.
Does that make sense?
Oh, thank you.
Yep.
Okay.
Kitten, that makes sense, Kitten.
What the fuck did I tell you?
Sorry, bro.
I'm sorry.
Look, I'm sorry.
Wait, so should we just run it down mid because we got Baron?
Yes.
Yes, exactly.
Because right now you don't need to be doing anything besides that.
You just go mid and you fuck some shit up crazy style.
All right, Kitten.
So I want you to sit there and I want you to start gyrating in your chair.
What is gyrating, main master?
It seems like you start like, moving around kind of zestily, and then you're gonna do
that while you look for a fight.
Coach, I can't do it all at once!
Oh my god.
You need to!
You need to!
Keep both arms on your keyboard and mouse and start doing it.
Okay, this is good.
Okay, so like, kinda like this?
Yes!
Now go in!
Go in!
Go in!
Please!
I swear to god if you just go in here it could be a penta
WHAT HOW DID THAT SIX LEAVE
That's a steaming pile of shit coach
It's okay listen
Coach I'm at a screen share I think it's working now my chat's gonna take
Okay okay let's see let's see
Yeah, we're gonna win!
Yeah, we're gonna win!
Yes!
Now, Jinxi, remember, in League of Legends, the real wins are not when you kill the enemy team's Nexus.
It's when you make somebody feel like shit.
So now you're gonna have to all chat.
Good job on the loss, losers.
You're gonna have to win.
You're gonna have to win.
You're gonna have to win.
You're gonna have to win.
You're gonna have to win.
job on the loss losers because remember it's about making it so that you ruin everyone else's
day not that you make yours better am i understood yes bro i just typed it i just typed it i
just typed it good okay so now while you're walking mid i want you to all chat again boah
not even a stinky dypey could hold me back are you sure coach i just trust me just trust
Are you ready to log back in?
Yes, yes, okay, so now reset by your item and then after that we're gonna log back mid, okay?
Shut down
Sorry whole team. All right. Let's go. Let's go
Dude listen. Okay, so JNC. I'm gonna teach you about shutdowns
When the enemy team gets a lot of kills they're worth more gold
So we want to do something called shutting them down
Think of it like imagine a single mother is laid on her rent and what are we gonna do with her electricity, right?
We're gonna shut it down. So it's the same exact thing with like the league players, right?
So whenever you see a bounty you need to go for it. Am I understood?
Okay, okay. Yes. All right, good. Let's go. Let's go
So now we just walk it walk walk in mid like fucking dogs
So now okay, we're gonna have to shove it in here. I have to shove it in
Wow, that's actually extremely horrible. Okay, so Jinxie backup. I need to tell you something
Okay, and this is something they've never heard before and
Flash away you're gonna have to flash wait
He did he takes me he did that he did he takes he's Sean foams me
Bro, I got Jon Diddycombs there.
Okay, so I need to explain why that death is so bad.
So you see how there's a 15 second timer on Dragon right now?
That's something called the Elder Dragon that spawns.
When the Elder Dragon spawns, what happens is, is that the team that kills it gets a buff
that executes the enemy team when they get below 25% health.
So now I won't be here for that, Dragon?
Yeah, but the good news is that you're playing an iron so there's a good chance that they're genuinely retarded
Oh, no, I said I said dragon. Yeah, but the promise you type that
Look they're protected it though. Okay, listen as soon as you respond walk walk walk walk. We need to go there now
I'm coming to save the game coach coach. I'm gonna save the game. It's all on you, bro. It's all on you
It's all on you coming to save the game coach
Okay
Okay, you can go on the six here just all the men going to say
Okay, just back up just run run run. This is fine
Okay now back off that's good so now okay okay recall press B press B okay so listen
Jinxie the thing about mastery let me ask you a question okay the first time you thrust
inside of someone are you just gonna stop thrusting?
Um it depends I mean sometimes no you're not well sometimes I'm a one-pump chump bro like
I can't okay okay so like let me ask you something if you're a one-pump chump okay the first time
You get your cheeks pumped inside of, are you going to insta-bust or do you want to at least wait like 5 or 6 pumps?
Bro, I don't know, I've never thought about that before.
JOURNALIST INPRAVALATION LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
DO THE HALTER! DO THE DRAGON!
Okay, so listen, the reason why I say that is because Master Yi is a champion that he always wants to keep going in.
Okay? Like when you kill somebody, you have to keep fighting until the dead.
Okay, so once I get one kill just go for more. Oh my god. Yeah, as long as it's on a hundred percent
They're gonna lose you need it. You need plans to finish this nice. Okay, so now listen listen this way
Okay, you can the arm going yes. This is good. This is good. Keep going keep going yes
No more people JC. No more people
Yo, can't you down on that?
I can't even fucking hear
sorry is that a yo hell yeah bro am I good now am I good can I win the gates
can I add yep you're probably probably case you know look for the look for a
med you got this go put the the end of it and then you're good
okay listen so you're gonna have to spill the t-ball you slay on their nexus
hurts you understand yes
nice
go go go go go go go go hit the nexus fast
how did i die? poison damage? what type of shit is that?
so mouse on heart he does something called space aids
where essentially what mouse on does is he gives you aids that you slowly die of
and I need you to imagine that this is back in like the 1950s
where there wasn't a cure yet does that make sense? wow okay
I thought H still doesn't have a cure.
Chad, does H have a cure?
I think it does.
Right, people don't need to have a cure.
What a good team win, y'all.
Hey, good team win.
We did that.
No, no, no, we did that.
Jinxie, Jinxie, you're singing it all wrong though.
Listen, it's not that your team...
Okay, Jinxie, are you listening?
It is not that your team won the game with you. It was not a team win
It was for NPCs that did your bidding and executed it properly. Am I understood?
Yes coach bro, okay, is is ash legit bro is that kind of shit I
I don't know wait
Okay, so now Jin see hold on before you queue up. There's something that wanted to go over. Okay. Yes, daddy
Okay, so I've been thinking about our coaching sessions a lot recently and I think I know what the problem with them has been
Well, I know what it is coach
Can I say what it is the session?
Talk to me first. You talk to hands enough coach
Like coach. I want you to verbally assault me you did it on the first day coach
The first day you verbally assaulted me you changed you you're all soft now. I want to be the best like listen bro
I want to be the best. I don't need you to hold my hand. I want you to verbally fucking assault me
Do you understand? I learned best when I feel like I'm a piece of shit and I hit rock bottom
That's what I learned don't hold my hand bro verbally assault me coach. Cause isn't it?
Okay, so you're saying that you need daddy to get hard for you again
That's an interesting way to phrase it, but yes, I wouldn't break it like that, but yeah, yes
Okay, well, I'm gonna be honest. I was gonna go somewhere completely different. I was gonna say I was actually gonna go even softer, bro
Good, so yeah, I need verbal harassment the only way I've ever achieved anything in life is through hours of verbal abuse
That's what I okay. I need abuse
So this is what we're gonna do then. Okay. Are you listening? Yeah, I'm gonna share my screen right now
All right, I'm gonna join your screen share right now
Okay, I'm inside you
Okay, so now that you're inside me. I want to show you something that no one else has ever shown you before are you ready?
Yes, dad. Yes, that's a yes master. Okay. I can't load it up. So can't load your screen share. Whoa
Whoa, what do you mean you can't wait? Can you it all broke?
Don't say hi. Bye. I mean a bro
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, here we go. I'm in now. Okay, you're in. Okay, so
So let me ask you a question then, because we can go one of two routes with it.
Because I actually prepared a plan for you today to make you fall in love with League
of Legends.
But if you tell me that you want me to scrap that plan and just verbally harass you instead,
then we can do that.
Or we could do both.
So what are you feeling?
I'm leaning more towards verbal harassment, but let's see what this is.
Okay.
So I actually sat there and I made you a playlist a few days ago, okay?
I made you a playlist.
And the reason why I made you this playlist drinks is because I realized that in these
coaching sessions, I was teaching you how to play League of Legends, but I never actually
taught you how I came to love it in the first place, okay?
So what we're going to do is there are three cinematics and then there's the most OG Tyler
one Draven Hype montage ever that we're gonna watch and then on top of it there's a Jinxie
montage that we're gonna watch. What? No way! Say you swear to god. I swear to god! So are you
ready Jinxie to fall in love with League of Legends and then fall in love with my abuse? Yes coach.
Yes I'm ready for all of it bro. Let's do it. All right so now it's time. Tell me if you need it to
to be louder okay I'll put it even louder and when you're watching this I'm
excited for this bro I'm excited listen Jinxie when you're watching this I need
you to read the lyrics on the screen bro because you're like me and I really
think that it's gonna resonate with you okay okay yeah I'm ready I'm ready yes
let's go all right is it loud enough a little bit louder a little bit louder
okay wait give me a second put a little bit louder yes okay all right let's go
let's go wait ready boom
You would wait and watch for fire away
You always knew that you'd be the one to work while they all play
I need this
You, you lay away, take that scheme of all the things you would change
What?
Holy jawline, Cosidio?
Yeah, he's fucking mogging
Yes, he's fucking mogging
Are you ready?
Yes
Let's go
This is the dream.
Here we are, turned away.
Stay down.
We are the warriors.
We build this town.
Here we are, turned away.
Stay down.
We are the warriors.
We build this town.
The time will come when you have to rise above the best and prove yourself your spirit never dies.
Well, I'll go to take my throne above.
Don't leave for me, cause this will be my life.
Oh
oh this is so sick keep watching Jinx it goes crazy here
Wow.
Wow.
I would be lying if I said I wasn't tight right now.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I would be lying if I said I wasn't tight right now and
Listen, Jinxie just so you can understand when I first watched that video. I was bronze
I was getting shit on every single game and now I'm still getting shot in every single game
But I'm masters and said so it just goes to show that like you'll start from the bottom
And it's like that is like the power that you feel the bottom to the top. Do you see what I mean?
Yes, bro 150,000% bro. Yes. Now. Are you ready for the second song? This one is another fucking classic. Yep
I'm ready bro. All right, let's go
This one goes fucking crazy, Jane's you're gonna like this
This is your moment
Now is your time
So move yourself in
Make a remember
Let's do this
Make a remember
Welcome to the Karmath
reach for the summit, this is crazy, one falls, there will be the end
Now Jinxie, I'm gonna ask you a question
I'm so hard, bro
Do you know who the main character is?
In this, in this video?
It's fucking FAKER!
Wait, what?
So the way, the, both of these videos, right in this video, the people that you see they're now random Jinxie
Lika Fletchins chooses pro players and then immortalizes them in these videos and one day if you make it to the top
They'll do the same for you. What?
Oh my gosh, bro, that is awesome. What?
Okay, let's go
Oh
That's Baker I think so nice bro, I didn't even know that all right, let's go
Wow keep watching bro it only gets crazier
Oh shit wait I'm right it turns out this is actually Faker I don't know who the other
guy was.
ROOOOOOH WHAT?
That come on!
No that's a bad role!
ROOOOOOH!
I'M GRAZY!
ARE YOU EXCITED?
Yes.
Oh my god that's Faker in the video.
You're better watch Faker in this prime bro check this out!
I see the light
Make some progress
Let's do it
Make some progress
I'm losing something
Making a weapon in peace
Wow!
So Jynxie, do you understand what those last 5 seconds were showing you?
It's Faker looking at his world championship?
No bro, let me show you again.
This goes to show that this guy just made it to the top, right?
He just made it to the top of the mountain.
But then you look and you see everyone else is climbing to get to the top as well.
And one of these people is motherfucking JINXIE hashtag MVP!
Do you understand now?
Yes.
Oh my God.
Yes, bro.
Yes.
All right.
So are you ready now for the last?
are you ready for the last cinematic jing see yes yes all right this one is
crazy get ready I wait I saw this one but I want to watch it again all right
I saw Jim yep I saw this in day one of the plan again but now the thing is you
Now I get it, now I get it, so now you, now I get it, now I get it!
Who's that, who's that?
That's Draven bro.
Oh Tyler won or uh, yup.
Who's that?
That's Aurelia.
Here, I'm gonna put you on some, some old school game, are you ready?
ready okay search up frost blade arelia in my browser in my phone honestly you
can search up on your phone but listen that was the old school bro the old
school league players know about frost blade arelia frost blade arelia yep they
used to call it frost but arelia because for some reason right decided to get for
BBL in that skin
Whoa
Is she support no she's a top laner
Whoa, okay. All right, you're ready now for the rest of the cinematic
Yep. Okay. Ready. Ready. Ready.
All right. Let's go.
Ready. Ready.
Is Master Yi in this one?
Bro, this is Master Yi.
Like, I need you to understand this one.
Whether invading right now, this is Master Yi's village, bro.
And this is the army of Noxus.
All going to burn it to the fucking ground.
what so I swear to God defend his village yep all the Ionians now watch my break
I want you to understand that this was you two days ago, bro.
This was like the enemy volleyball and iron boom and this was you the defeated soldier
and now you're going to get up off the fucking ground like you did today and you're going
to fucking show him who's the fucking king are you ready yes this is Jamesy cinematic
Master Yi, you have to save the world, Master Yi.
Master Yi, no.
You have to save the world.
I've never seen this guy who the fuck is that?
That's a little not fucking named cannon, bro!
He's like a little motherfucker that goes crazy!
I've never seen this guy, who the FUCK IS THAT?!
And Kenny?
Yep, he's like a little dog that just gets electrocuted and then goes fucking wild.
What? Okay.
I swear to God.
Alright, you ready?
Yes.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Bro job says I'm gonna get a fucking
Okay, but Jamesy, you're nobody
Are you ready for the real montage now?
Is this mine?
Mine montage?
Somebody maybe won?
Are you ready?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Here we go.
Here we go.
It's fucking time, baby.
Let's see this.
This is your montage?
This is your montage!
Bro, it has 39 views, the chat is saying.
Dude, but imagine that's 39 people that are now
Jacking off to your magnificence. You're right. Let's go. All right. Let's see it
Look ex QC the hate watcher he doesn't believe in you silver flare
There's no fucking way to get in the fucking room, or if you talk about life and everything.
Holy silver mindset.
Holy silver mindset.
Yep, literally.
Holy silver.
Watch this.
That's you, bro!
This is me?
I did this?
This
This is me
The volume is lower than your damage
Just keep watching trust me
You and your thoughts
Yeah
Shit on sit down one more one more for the road
Tower 9 bitch!
ECS FUCK!
Bro, wow. Wow. I'm about to start tearing up in this joint.
Okay.
What is my YouTube thumbnail on my stream?
It's like I'm jerking off tired of the ones.
What is my YouTube thumbnail on my YouTube stream chat?
It looks like I'm jerking off that of one
No, I did one last video for you, okay, and this one last video that I had an editor make for you is because
Starting in clash and starting on the tournament Monday. They're gonna ban mastery from you
So we're gonna need to find you a second champion that can also go crazy
easy. So what I did was I created a montage of five different champions and you're just
going to watch and tell me which one you think did the sickest play and that's going to be
your next champion. Are you ready? I was born ready, bro. When I shot out of the tip of
my dad's wiener 24 years ago, bro, I was ready to go. Then now it's time for some other stuff
to shoot out of your wiener because it's time for you to watch this.
Are you ready?
Let's fucking go, bro.
Okay.
So you want me to be my champion?
Yep.
So this is Zin Zhao.
Watch.
I don't think I can.
Shut up, idiot.
He looks similar to Yi.
He kind of is.
They both auto-attack.
I don't know what my name is.
Can you hear the audio?
Yes.
Okay, good.
Zinzal?
Okay.
Yep, that's Zinzal.
Simarotigi, Simarotigi.
Jungle?
Kind of similar.
I'm sorry.
We're all of it.
So that is Zinzal bro, last play.
This is Nocturne.
So this guy is also kind of similar to you too.
He goes in on the auto attacks and goes crazy.
Why is his gamertag jorking my corkies?
Listen, I just got this off of a- Listen, listen, we don't need word about the gamertag, bro.
watch the play. Shit on. Destroyed. What's his name? Nocturne. Goodbye. Yep, this is Nocturne.
I
Now look he can ult from across the map holy song choice by the way
the song goes harder soon you're gonna see all right look at this the last knock
turn play so you see he can all turn from across the map and then you just
kind of like auto-attack shit and goes crazy yeah I like jumping on people's
deck yeah I know you do that's why I gotta make you bounce on it so this is
Briar this is what force in play to hit plot
Forcin got
So let me explain the thing about Briar is that she just presses w and she doesn't even have to auto-attack
attack like she literally automatically attacks everything like she goes fucking
crazy this is bryor so she can also alter from across the map and the thing
about her is that when she presses her W, she is forced to auto-attack everyone and everything.
Like, you cannot back off! It's killer B killed on her!
I like that.
Nice dodge, wow.
Yeah, the side of the force is a pathway to many abilities that some would consider to be a nice truant.
Or does she heal when she kills?
Yeah, it's because for her she has healing in her kit, so when she like presses W she attacks people,
and then when she presses it again it's an auto attack that kills her.
Then her E also kills her, and her passive, it does damage.
So she's like auto attacking go crazy.
And you can also see her feet in every single one of her skins.
What? You swear to God?
I swear to God. They literally marketed her for foot fetish people.
And now this is a Warwick.
Warwick so warwick is a wolf that can smell when enemies are low HP and he gets like
5,000 movement speed and runs at them and yeah, I want to get I want to I know this guy
This guy fucks me in the ass
This guy fucking destroyed me
I want to use Warwick.
What?
I want to use Warwick.
Okay, then Warwick will be your second champ.
Let's just watch the rest of it and then we'll be ready.
Oh, but I don't like pointing the old I don't want to do that so never mind. I don't like
wait who else to okay is in town or or bryer chat bryer was broken yeah so the thing about
bryer is that you also have to kind of point the ultimate to guys is there anybody that
You show me where I don't have to point.
Um, nocturne kind of maybe we should use nocturne chat because nocturne, he's like, you point and you click so we can get in a practice one.
You can see if you like it.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Also look at that.
You saw his name.
She what?
Oh my God, bro.
That's a leak in here and not shall bro
All right, so out of all of these which one would you say look the most interesting?
Bro, I don't know they all looked fun
Not turn looks fun. Xin Zhao looks fun
Warwick literally gave me heard entire game one time
So how about this, this is what we can do. Why don't you buy all of those champions and then we can go in a practice tool and you can like be locking them in and just like using them for like a minute or two to see which one you actually like and enjoy.
Who's just the easiest to use? How does it do that?
I would say it would be because the thing about Briar said you don't have to click and the way that you like back off
Like she doesn't allow for that. So you can sit down as fire and you can literally just like AFK like it takes out a lot of like
Game game knowledge requirement
Warwick is the easiest that says
Warwick he is very easy to think about work is that you have to amur old
But if you're okay with aiming you're all them we can do warwick. Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. I have to learn that skill anyways
All right, perfect. So by Warwick, I'm gonna take a piss and then we do the practice. Okay. I'll be back in like one minute
All right, Papa
So chat we're aiming our old today we're learning Warwick
Check what I have to buy I'm already having
Bro, I got at guys I got absolutely fucked in the ass repetitively by a Warwick
Do I own him?
I own him, I own him, I own him, I own him, I own him, I own him, I own him, I own him.
Bro, chat, I played a game and a Warwick absolutely gape to me.
Chat, what counter is there in Battle Royale, so I know what's the autoban whenever I play
him.
What counter is Warwick?
Wait, this guy has aura.
Oh my god.
wait this guy has aura oh my god this guy has aura what did he say
oh there you go
alright you ready are you in my screen share uh let me open it
Okay, yep, we're good. Okay, this guy has so much fucking aura. This guy has so much fucking aura, bro.
Yep, so now look, this is what we're gonna do, okay? I want you to spawn a training dummy. Do you
remember how to do that? So it's on the left side, you're gonna click down once. Yep, the arrow at
the bottom, there are arrows at the bottom, and then spawn enemy dummy. Okay, so now I want you to
level up and put points in all your abilities and I want you to read the
abilities and then use them and I can like explain to them if you don't
understand them okay all right so now level up everything and then what you're
also gonna do is you're gonna auto refresh cooldown so that first button at
the top left ready yep there you go okay so now read your abilities all of them
Even you're passive and then I want you to ask me questions and then I want you to use them
Okay, because I need to read it so you can understand
Jaws of the beast warwick lunges forward in fights dealing a hundred and thirty five
What does that mean attack? So that's the amount of damage it does
Plus 10% max help magic damage and healing set for 75% of the damage dealt
Warwick lunges and clamped his jaws onto a target even behind them while plan
What follows all movement of the target? Oh my god. That's so brain rot. I love that. Yeah
So now what I want to do so walk up to the dummy and I want to just press Q on it
So just press Q. Okay. Now. I want you to hold Q on it
You see the difference
No, no, so it attacks faster when the enemy is low HP so when the enemy is low HP you go fucking
Wow, that is actually broken.
Okay, okay.
Alright, so now, regen your mana.
So, press the third button.
It's auto regen mana.
Okay, so the other thing,
you just have to press it one time and it toggles on.
So, the thing about Warwick is, read his passive.
You're gonna understand where the healing comes from.
So now, no, no, it's passive.
It's the thing next to the Q on the left of the Q.
Eternal Hunger.
Warwick attacks deal an additional 56 magic damage on hit. If Warwick is below 50% health, he also heals for 100% of the damage dealt by eternal hunger.
If Warwick is below 25% health, the healing is increased to 250% of the damage. So like, the lower the HP he is, the more he heals when he's attacking?
Exactly, yes. So what it is is the lower HP.
Just keep fighting, just keep fighting then.
literally just you never stop fighting bro you're in it to win it so now I
wanted to read the W read the double okay okay passive warwick consents
champions below 50% health gaining 65% movement speed towards them bro this
guy's like a gank god yes literally spells an attacks against enemies below
50% health grant 110% attack speed these effects are increased by 200% against enemies below 25%
health so this guy shines like when they're low health and when he's low health even because of his
heal. Yes so now I wanted to see it again I want you to look at the little number on the bottom
left of your portrait above the thing where it says 0.94 you see that? What? Oh okay yep you see
You see this 0.94, that's your attack speed.
Now attack the dummy.
Just attack it and look at the number.
Just look at the number.
Just look at it.
Yeah.
Like it goes fucking insane, doesn't it?
Yes.
You attack fast.
Okay.
So now the thing about your W is read the W again.
Yep.
So hover over the W.
Okay.
So how it works here, okay, is your passive automatically senses everyone, but when you
click it, it automatically applies to the closest person.
So when you're looking for gangs, even if someone is high HP, you press that and you
go fucking sicko mode, you understand?
So it'll just auto lock to the lowest guy?
As long as someone is in range.
you see on your little mini map how there's like that blue circle oh my god
that's how big the range is holy that's the range of your w yes bro that's
actually insane this guy looks so easy to use he is yes now I've over at E
read it primal how Warwick gains 55% damage reduction for 2.5 seconds after
it ends Warwick house fearing nearby enemies for one second Warwick can
Recast and the ability early. So is this like his healing?
No, so that what it does Jin see is when I wanted to press it
I want to show you press it and then do nothing
Okay, so when your guy looks like that you take 55% less damage
And then after the two point five seconds when he lets out that like scream like that there
Everyone gets feared so they fucking run away from you because they cannot handle your aura
And the thing is that when you press it again early, it ends it early, but it also ends the damage reduction early too.
Does that make sense?
But I can't attack while I'm in this, right?
Yes, you can!
Alright, so now read your ultimates.
Bro, but I don't think you explained that good, bro.
So, I take less damage, and then at the end of the 2.5 seconds, what does he do?
Okay, wait, okay, so I think you actually keep the damage reduction the whole time. So listen
So what it does is the first time you click it so click it
Yeah, what does that mean fearing enemies? What the fuck is so you're hearing? Okay
So there are different CC abilities in League of Legends CC means crowd control
So you can stun which means that the enemy can't do anything, right?
You can root which means they can use attacks and abilities, but they can't move or
You can also do something called a fear which is kind of like a stun except they run away from you with low movement speed
So this is good to use when I'm about to die
No, this is good to use when you're going in so
Let me leave the game. I'm gonna load
Oh, it makes them walk? Oh, I see. It just slows them down.
Yeah, so now what I want you to do is I want you to leave the game
so I can kind of explain the mechanics while we're both playing Warwick, so I can show it to you, okay?
Oh, it's just a good thing to pop before I kill them.
Well, no, you pop it for an engage because that's your primary way to ensure that you're going to get a good fight.
So I'll show you what I mean, okay?
Because they can't escape. Yeah, that's what the Warwick did to me.
Exactly yes, and you want to know it. Oh wait, I don't actually own Warwick
Wait give me a second you buy it. How do I favorite him don't test
You just need a right click on him and then after you do favorite as jungle, okay?
Okay, bro. This is gonna be sick bro. I might I might like this guy more than you
You might because the thing about he is ye squishy, right? So you have to sit there. You have to kind of like
um, waits for like your team to go in and all that kind of stuff, you know?
But Warwick, he's the guy that goes in. Like, you're the fucking big bad wolf.
And what does the big bad wolf do?
Um, he kills people?
He kills Little Red Riding Hood's grandma, and then he gets in her body, and gas lights her into thinking it's him!
Okay, okay, okay.
Alright, so now this is how we're going to do it.
You're going to level up all the way to level 18, do not buy any items, and rock mid.
So now just put levels in all your abilities.
Okay, so let me show you something, okay?
And I want you to also auto refresh cooldowns, so press the first, second, and third buttons
one time.
the toggle. Okay, so now how it works, how it works, okay, is when you're playing Warwick,
yep, that's your ultimate. So I wanted to walk up to me, walk up to me, because I'm going to show
you how it works. So you see how I couldn't move that? Yeah. So that's because your ult is a suppression,
right? So and you see it, there you go. So now you're kind of seeing like how it plays, right?
Yeah, this guy's OP. Exactly. So now Jinx, you stop doing stuff, because I want to show you how it
how it works, okay?
So normally what you wanna do is you wanna press E
and then you cue and then you press E again.
That way you can get free hits off on the enemy.
So try that.
Press E, cue me, and then after, exactly yes.
So what you wanna do though is you wanna hold cue
because look, I wanna, look at me doing something.
Just stand still.
When you press cue it does that,
but when you hold it, you go all the way through.
So you press E, you hold it on top of me
and then you can just insta like go crazy, you see?
So try that.
So now QB.
Yep, so you press E, hold Q and do like that!
Yes!
Good!
Do it again!
Nice!
Good!
That's the combo.
All right, so now, good.
So let me show you what it means by damage reduction, okay?
So stop doing stuff for a second.
I'm gonna auto attack you.
Look at how much damage I do, okay?
Now I wanted to press E and now just press E. Don't press again. You see I'm doing way less damage
Yeah, it's because of the damage reduction
So if you were to go in for a fight and they would do 10,000 damage to you because your E is active
They only do five like four thousand five hundred you understand got it got it got it got it. Okay
So now how you normally play Warwick? Okay in the late game
So now I want you to try some okay sand back, okay now press W
You see that
Yeah, you see that bro, how long how long does this thing last for so last for eight seconds
So now Jin see press W again, and then what to me
You you sit on your mini map, so hover over your W and then
and I see that's insane.
Yep.
So now, Jamesy, how Warwick plays
is you literally just fight to the death, okay?
Now, the thing is that most of the time
when you're engaging team fights,
so I wanna show you something, okay?
Let's wait until your W stops.
I want you to hover over your R.
Just hover over it.
You see the range?
Warwick leaps and he leaps, let's get to the range.
Yep, yep, I see the range.
Okay, so now I want you to press it
and then press your W and then hover over the range of your R.
Press W, hover over the range.
Wait, when I W, my range gets bigger.
Yes, because the thing is that Warwick's
like range scales off of your movement speed.
So the faster you are, the further away you can ult from.
So I should always hit my other ship before I R?
Yeah, so how it works is normally
if you want to look to engage,
you're going to press W for the movement speed.
You're gonna press E and then you're just gonna ult in and what that does is it makes it slide then after your fear goes off too
So then like you're going in and you're going crazy. You see what I mean? Yeah
So try that now
So E and then R there you go nice, that's a combo bro
I'm gonna destroy people. I'm actually gonna fucking destroy people.
Yep. So how it works, so listen to me, okay?
If you ult someone with your E active, it instantly fears everyone around you.
So it's not like you can hold onto your E, uh, fear, it automatically uses it.
But that's why if you press E and then there's five people, then you can fear everybody around, you see?
So when should I be using my E, only when I'm, like, under duress?
Yes, so you use your E when you're fighting someone, because imagine right now maybe you start fighting?
If I used an ability that gives me damage reduction, who wins?
Uh, you would win, you would win.
Exactly, so that's why the Warwix would always fuck you in the fucking ass when you're sitting there and playing against them,
because they reduce your damage, then the lower they get, they heal more, and the lower you get, they get more attack speed.
So how the fuck do you win, GenC?
You don't, you just lose.
You're downed! So what's gonna happen when you get into a game now?
I'm gonna go 27 and 0.
That's what I fucking wanna cure.
So now Jinxie, Jinxie, are there any questions you wanna practice combos like before you're ready to go?
Yeah, yeah, give me a good combo like let's say I'm chasing you down.
Okay, so let's say you're chasing me down what you do is you press E and then you hold Q
because I'm gonna show you something crazy, okay? I want you to hold Q on me.
Okay, wait, what?
I have nothing happening, what?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, so do it again.
Hold it.
Did you see that?
Do it again.
Yeah.
Hold Q.
Even Q.
Hold Q.
Okay, wait, do it again.
Like, because the thing about it is when you hold Q, if the enemy uses any abilities to escape,
it's like hold Q.
Bro, I'm holding it.
I'm tapping E and then I'm holding Q.
Okay, so let me show you what I mean, okay?
The thing is that let's say right now I were to hold Q on you right I go through you okay like this
But if you were to sit there and flash away my Q follows you
So it means that if someone tries getting away from you and you hold Q
Then you actually just like follow them if they flash so I want you to try it like try flashing
Hold flash like press flash
Okay, wait wait wait
Wait no
Did you see that?
What?
Wait, you like to be with me?
What the fuck?
Yes, so that's how your Q hold works.
So that's why when you use your Q,
unless you're just autoing them to death,
if you're chasing someone,
you always have to hold Q.
So let's practice.
Press W and then just run at me and hold Q.
Practice.
There you go!
Nice! Again!
But remember, hold it!
Hold it!
Nice!
So just never let my finger off of it?
Exactly, you just go crazy because look what happens. Okay, don't press any abilities if I press so now try running away from me
Okay, no, don't don't all the way hold on but so if I press in IQ through you and then I fear you then you're running in the opposite direction
So anybody that tries getting away from you. They literally just can't get away from you. They died. Do you see yeah?
So that's why the combo is you press E, hold Q and then press E again. Try that.
No, you press W there. So it's E, E, hold Q, E again. Nice. So now Jinxie, I don't want you to look at your keyboard when you do it.
Because you should already know where the abilities are based off your fingers, okay?
So why don't you just E, hold Q, E until it becomes automatic?
Now when I tap E that second time, should I keep holding Q or no?
No, because it's the second that you go through them the first time, the ability is on cooldown now.
So you just have to use it until you do it.
So now hold Q on me, like I'm gonna show you, I'm gonna show you something cool.
Just keep holding Q on me.
Yeah, keep holding Q.
Like press Q and hold it.
Press Q and hold it.
I'm holding it like look you see how we're just like going around each other. Yeah. Yeah
I might might think why is it left you though?
Like should I tap also? Do I have to tap on you or just so I want you to turn off auto refresh cooldown
So the first button I want you to click it because now we're gonna show you what's like in the real game
So when you press and hold Q how do you throw off auto refresh cooldowns? How do you do that? It's the first button the first button, okay?
So now look
Hold Q on me
Alright, my fingers on Q.
Yep, so now you see how the ability is on cooldown?
Yeah.
So that means that if you were to hold Q again, it wouldn't do anything.
Like pressing and holding Q, it only amplifies the Q ability.
So it doesn't do anything outside of that, do you understand?
Yeah, I got you.
When you're saying holding Q though, like I'm imagining I just hold it,
but you're saying to hold it and then let go of it?
Exactly, yes.
So you hold it and you let go of it when you go through the person.
the person yeah hi e q e try that go okay wait until your abilities are hold
on and then we're gonna try it again e q e remember it's simple you just e hold
q on me e yeah come on you're ready go nice perfect alright you ready again
Try again, oh, yeah, I got away from my cool down. Hold up. All right
EQ e yep do it
Nice there you go so now you're learning okay perfect perfect. Hi. All right, so Jin see are you ready to take it into rank?
Yes, bro. I'm gonna fucking drop 25 kills with this guy. That's rough. Am I ready?
We're gonna drop 25 kills with this guy. This guy's broken now
Now what does my W do again, where we're consistently at least below 50%?
So, Jengzee, what I'm going to want you to do now is walk into your jungle and I want
you to just practice clearing with your basic abilities one time.
So it's literally just like brain dead easy, right?
Because you remember how master you the way you clear is you like auto walk back, auto
walk back, all that stuff?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Where we can see the exact same, you just keep doing that, the only difference is that
now sometimes you press Q.
So you never want to hold Q on the jungle monsters, you only hold Q on champions.
Okay, should I ever be W'ing or no?
Uh, W'ing. Uh, not during your clears. Your W is only good for ganking, because I want you to see how long the cooldown is.
So most of the time should I- I know how long it is, it's like 40 seconds.
So most of the time should I just be Q'ing and E'ing with Warwick?
Yes, exactly.
So my W is if somebody's low and I'm trying to gank them.
Yep, exactly.
Okay, so now, Jinxie.
There are going to be two last videos that I'm going to want to show you, okay?
So leave the game and then we're going to watch these two videos to get you fucking excited.
Are you ready?
Yep, I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Wait, should I buy a skin on Warwick, coach, or no?
I have RPL gift to you one. Which one do you want?
Wait, you're gonna give me a skin? Yeah, I'm so much over which one you want. Thank you, bro. Um, is this like the E grids?
I was just trying to butter you up boy. Okay. Okay. Let me get um
So you need to click where it says skins so on the top thing instead of champion skins
All right, so wait, he has this, okay.
Purple one, Warhound.
So I wanted to read the name of the third one, just to read it.
Old God Warwick.
Bro, a lot of my chat sang hyena.
Okay, do you want to be a fucking crazy hyena then?
Which one do you want?
Yeah, let me be a hyena.
We'll be one hyena. Yeah, all right. We'll do it then
Right like warwick's voice lines is like
Dude he like listen, it's cuz he's got that fucking dog in him. Oh wait, I need to log into another county
Okay, I'm gonna go be why you get all right. Thank you. All right. Yeah, I got you. I'm gonna be honest though
I genuinely think this might be his champion
Because you know what I think the problem was with Master Yi, like truthfully, I think the
problem with Master Yi is the fact that it's like he would sit there as Yi and he would
fucking like not be able to like go in and just fight whenever, you know what I mean?
Like he would sit there, he would go in and it's like on Master Yi it's just kind of cancer
because like you need to wait for the team to do shit.
But the thing about work is that work kind of just like goes in and goes crazy on his
own. Alright, give me a second. Why don't you tell me about items? We'll get to it when
it happens. First it's just about mechanics, then afterwards items. He's studying on the
the old God one. Or Hino. Alright, here we go.
He shouldn't eat when he's doing clear cell. I think it's fine. Okay, I think eating when
you're doing clears in early stages is fine just for reducing the damage that
counts you but I agree that in the mid game you shouldn't. Okay guys now
question question should I buy more RP on my account and if he wins I give him
another skin yes or no but he's not aware of it so if he wins his first game
on Warwick he gets motivated with another skin do we do it yes or no yes
That's okay.
Ah, let's get this here.
All right, then if he wins this game,
he gets another one.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Dante, are you ready?
I
Yes, bro. I'm gonna fucking destroy everybody. Let's go
All right, then it's time. Remember I want to be verbally abused all right
You want to be verbally abused all right? We'll do that. I don't need verbal abuse, bro
So click on the the little notification at the top the top right?
Yep there click
Thank you. Thank you, Bro. Bro, maybe I'll end up liking Warwick more than he, Bro. You
never know. You might, honestly. And the thing is that Warwick is also a lot better for you
too because he can build tanky items. So with the items that you build, you're going to
be able to actually fight more. Like the thing about Mastery is that Mastery is a champion
where you need to wait for everyone to do kind of like the work for you, and then you go in.
I'm looking at Warwick Cinematic.
Oh, fuck, that's what we were supposed to do.
Okay, execute! No! Decline! Decline!
Are you ready? Okay. Yep, let's go, let's watch.
Are you ready? Let's do it.
Here we go.
my new champion told you this was a bad deal man
what's your way over here
I
See it
Oh
That was his W now?
Yep.
Holy fuck!
That's my new main, bro.
That is my new fucking main.
That is my new fucking main, bro.
Yes
All right, then let's fucking do it
Chat first game I'm gonna drop 27
First game as warwick I'm gonna drop 27 kills bro dead ass
First why are you shooting so low you're gonna drop a fucking pen to kill so no hover it
Okay, so now listen Jinxie, I have good news. Yeah. Yes, daddy
Whoa, who counters warwick who should I ban?
Bad Ramas again, bad Ramas is fine. Okay. Okay. So listen
The thing about it is that warwick is a champion that doesn't need to go flash
So, you know how there's a summoner spell called ghost that makes you run faster. Yes
If you're feeling a little brain dead, then let's run Ghost instead of Flash.
That way you can go fucking crazier in the fights.
Alright, I'm gonna knock it in.
So you just click on the Flash and then you just go Ghost.
So this is gonna be a lot easier for you because instead of just like randomly wasting Flash
flash since you don't really know what you said we can instead use ghost so you
can just fucking run at people you understand
and grab their head off and murder them
yes yes
equip this skin fast
yeah there you go okay now now jing see you're fucking hiding in this game
I just don't want to share your fucking hollow!
Is it on now, bud?
It's on, it's on!
But, Jyncey, you need to get in the mindset of the DOG!
LET'S GO!
YES!
YES!
I
Gg Timo gg does Timo counter this motherfucker. So you know how Warwick only auto attacks
Yes, so Timo has an ability that makes it so your autos do no damage
Okay, but didn't you say Timo players are PDF files? Yes. Yes, okay
So that's why it's like what the thing about Timo players is after a long day of kidnapping local kids at the park
They get home and they boot up League of Legends and just lock that shit her in top lane
Okay, let's go bro. Are you fucking ready don't have are you ready?
I'm in warwick me now
Okay, James C. I want you to bark for three seconds and then say nothing afterwards go
Good boy
Okay, so now by the boost my good so what you're gonna do listen
What's my upgrade order? Is it QEW or QEQ? What is it?
No, so yeah, on your early clearing you're gonna go QEQW.
So KeckW. It's like mastery, KeckW.
Here we go, first game in the Warwix, y'all.
Wait, actually, have I opened your W? Maybe I fucked you up. Wait, let me see something.
I'm chatting and saying QW.
No, I think oh wait, I might have fucked you up actually wait hold on let me look at the three-minute Warwick guide give me a second
Roll this 20 seconds. What the fuck?
No, I'll do it on the A to X speed give me a second
Okay, okay, so I was actually wrong so we're gonna want to max W then Q then E
Okay, we're good. So okay go Q W then we're gonna go Q W Q E, okay?
All right, my teammates at early top gank out I'll pay
Yeah, dude, we don't care your teammates a fucking NPC you can go fuck himself. No way. Okay. Listen, just kill it
It's fine. Just just kill the boobuf and then oh, no
Bro, what the fuck are you saying?
Why would I hit the boobuf? I'm getting killed because if you kill the boobuf then you get level two
And if you get level 2, you win the fight!
I didn't know that, because I'm new to the game!
Then why don't you listen?!
Sorry, Daddy. You need to verbally abuse me more. Sorry.
Okay, then. Okay, listen. I'm gonna make it sound when I do you moan, okay?
Okay.
No, we're both gonna get banned. Alright, so now look, paper the blue buff, and then
second you're gonna go for the gromp, okay? Alright, smite this. Good. So now rub up your
W. Good. And now just auto attack. Auto attack, Q, good. This is good, this is good.
So now just press Q good
Okay, you remember you never want to actually press W. Okay missing plus. It's okay. It was a miss but you calm down
You're doing good. So now look
Listen so what we're gonna have to do is you're gonna have to look for the wolves you seal these bug trails
Yeah, okay, I want you to imagine you're a kinky motherfucker and all these butt trails are woman on their periods
That's
QQ just go Q. Oh no wait, W. Fuck!
Oh you're so brain dead!
What the fuck!
No, it's fine. Maxing Q is fine too, don't worry, don't worry.
Okay listen, now Jynxie, we're gonna have to sit there and we're gonna have to look for the red into the crugs.
Now, do you know why it's important that you pay attention to the blood trails?
Because it's- it's- I'm like a shark. I'm like a shark.
Yes, exactly, yes. And what do sharks do in the ocean?
They kill people because they bleed.
Exactly! So that's why Jynxie, the blood trails, they act for you as almost like an invitation to-
to drone because if you see a blood trail going bot lane then where are you gonna want
to look?
Bot lane.
Exactly.
So that's why over here for example you see it going up so where's the blood trail going?
Mid.
No it's going top because it's going up.
Me how?
What?
What upgrade?
What upgrade?
Okay E. Just upgrade to your E and then go for the crab.
So Jinxie are you ready to fuck some shit up?
Wait, but I thought I could only get bloodshed by doing W. I didn't do my W there. How did I get a bloodshot? I didn't do my W.
Because if they're below 50% HP, it gives you one on them automatically.
So listen, after this, you're gonna walk mid. Drone mid. Drone mid. Something's happening.
Okay, you're gonna fight this bitch to death. So now just walk at her and auto her.
Nice! Nice! Nice! Nice! Nice! Nice!
Okay, now hold Q. Hold Q. E. Hold Q. E.
We eat yes, yes
No, no
Sean did he comes?
Where did he come from?
Bro this guy's such a good character though. I'm not gonna lie. Oh my god. Yes. Okay, so now look press P
So now buy the TM at the TM at right there. Yep, and then
Afterwards walk out of base now. Let me search up what the best Warwick build this give me a second
bro what type of fucking heck of a one-trick the fuck are you you're
searching up fucking videos bro you're supposed to be a challenger like a
player bro dude no one plays him in Halo okay does it now yeah a big daddy's
locking it in and he's locking it down yes that ass okay so now Jin see you
You just bought an item that gives you something called an active.
What do I upgrade now?
Like before you go out of tangent.
Q. Q.
Okay, so now listen.
The thing about it is you have an active item, okay?
An active item means that now you essentially get an extra ability.
So you see that little two on your thing?
Wait, go to the dragon.
Walk to the dragon now.
Ignore everything I said and walk to the dragon.
Oh no, it's not dragon.
Okay, go for the raptors.
I should rock what what what?
What like what what okay?
Fuck it. How about you're gonna get a kill soon. Okay, so send finish these robbers and then walk bot
Yeah, I'm bestie bestie bestie and I'll just follow the trail
Okay, bestie you got this
Keep fighting!
Okay, now keep chasing.
Q, hold Q. Nice! Nice! Nice!
Okay, control R.
Control R and follow this other blood trail.
You're gonna get another kill.
Now, Jinx C, wherever it is.
Okay, press R on that bush. Press R on that bush.
Nice! Go! Press R.
No!
Okay, hold Q.
Oh, my god.
I'm the greatest of all time.
I'm the best warwick in this game!
I'm the best!
Who?
Let's fucking go!
Dude, let's fucking do this shit!
Okay, so now right click the blade of the ruined king.
I'm the ruined king.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You're the king that causes ruination.
I smell blood, and I will find it.
these blood trails you're always gonna want to like follow them on your screen
right so like so I keep for example have her where you think the blood trail is
so we can see like who's low right like where is it it's there okay so that
person just lights now go for the wolves so go for the wolves the wolves so the
way that you're actually gonna become a hyaluronic is because you're essentially
just gonna follow these blood trails and they're gonna lead you to kills but it's
It's gonna force you to get good map awareness because now you need to actually sit there
and you need to know if it's worth running for them, right?
So like here for example, run to the dragon and now drone over it, drone over it, drone
over it.
What happened?
Control Q.
Control Q.
Okay, so everyone's dead.
So now clear your bot side.
So Jyncey, what you're gonna do from now on, right, is whenever you see a bloodshed going
somewhere, you're gonna look at your mini map and if there's a fight going on or stuff
like that you hover over it because you can legitimately get 20 kills a game of
this shit okay okay yes yes yeah listen hey big daddy's about to turn you into
the next fucking dominator of this rank are you ready okay okay let's do it down
so no play for the paper the red and so crugs I love warwick daddy I like war
like hey well listen okay all right so now look practice practice practice so now
hopper top because if this is going upwards there so now you see so HP but
now look but go but go but go but go but Bob Bob because now butter so they're
fighting right okay you need this you want this go for it go for it just keep
chasing okay John okay so now push this in make sure you get that fucking
I'm not going to accept that behavior, Don Pes.
You're late.
If you're late, I'm not doing it.
I'm not going to tower dive when he's 40% healthy.
You're late, bro.
Like, not, like, okay.
You got to problem with your student or what?
Yeah, I got a problem.
You're wearing too many clothes to the classroom today
Now job down and give me 20
No, I'm in a game. All right, sorry. Okay, so now go for the grumb and then afterwards
You're gonna go for the crab
So as for it what you can also do is you can smite early because if you smite earlier
Then they go with half HP earlier, which gives you more like faster fear
Alright.
Wait, so smite earlier?
Yep, so smite as your first.
Now, hover mid.
What's happening with this blood trail, bro?
What's happening with the blood trail?
We don't know now.
Okay, go for the crab.
Okay, nice, take these grubs.
This is free.
Nice.
So, at this stage of the game, you don't actually want to use your E on monsters,
because you needed it up for any fights
press W and then run at him
press W and then run at this rat
nice, now just run at him
nice, NOOOOO
ok, now we need to run to the rat presence
is he?
was warped?
he's a hyena
so you're two, that's what I was trying to explain earlier
Some items when you buy them they give you something called an active which is like an extra ability so press 2
Nice you see now it's on a 10-second cooldown so every 10 seconds you can press that for extra damage
Yep, so now look for the Krugs actually no walkbot walkbot walkbot. Yep. Yep. This is good. So now drumbot when you see what's happening
Thanks, you said
This is your job. Nice. I am the one the one your son don't need a gun to get respect up on
Okay, go to the enemy grump enemy grump. Yep. Go go go
So now look for by run the hunt, but run the hunt. I heard that vibe doesn't have a tampon in today find her
Whoa, whoa, whoa, coach coach. Okay?
You got this shit go
Okay, wait your team's not sure. Okay wait this might be bad
Just like what do you say like bro bro what like like no no no no hey bro bro bro
Bro what like yo bro what the like what the legitimate fuck like legitimately what the actual fuck is
Firing in your brain to tell me to dive into a fucking town
Legitimately, you hit Challenger? You hit fucking Challenger? On what? On what server? Fucking your neighborhood?
Did you challenge your neighborhood? What the fuck are you telling me to do?
Are you actually brain dead? Like are you brain dead?
You gaslighting me! I didn't tell you to do anything there! I told you to recall and you fucking died the tower!
You said you died, but...
No I didn't!
Yes you did!
No I didn't! No, don't talk!
John's up John's up John's up John's up top top top top top go kill kill kill I
Am the one the one the one the one don't need a gun to get respect upon these streets
The faith of self and family my enemy your enemies
Why is he not back up back up back up back up?
Why is he not right?
Listen listen your office up in one second. Okay, just whatever to clear your monsters
Just clear the monsters. So do you know why he didn't lie there? Why?
Because when you ganged you didn't have your E because you wasted it on grom and it's also because you didn't hold your q
What I say about holding q when you go on champions. Sorry dad and slap me in my tight little ass
You like that, huh? Yeah
Yeah, okay. Yes. Do you think you deserve this? Yes
Ah, yes, I deserve this.
Yeah, yeah, you like it, huh?
Yes, daddy, yes, I deserve this.
Yes.
Yes, daddy.
Yes, okay, okay.
All right, we're good now.
So now go for the blue, and then-
Oh, I didn't mean to-
God damn it!
Okay, drone top, drone top, drone top, drone top, drone top,
drone top.
Oh my god, you could kill him.
Okay, go top, it's time now.
Go kill him.
Remember this time, E hold Q, E.
I want to see you do it perfect.
you're a piece of shit okay back up it's fine he flashed it's fine I got his
flash out but that's fine that's fine that's fine so now hold Q on one of the
minions near tower to escape so why did I turn around there coach why did I
go spank me again for turning around I don't think you deserve it so instead
this we're gonna do open your mouth I deserve that I deserve that's there okay
now what do I buy coach now okay you're gonna need to buy boots so buy buy the
plates still caps yeah all right now walk to the red buff coach daddy smells
blood daddy's most blood coach yep hey I can smell the butter all the way from
tampon strings now walk straight to the ball rain you got this you got this
brother daddy smells blood coach remember e hold Q e e hold Q e just
Come on, come this guy.
Okay, now smite.
Nice!
This is good.
Q, Q, Q, Q.
Nice, nice, nice!
No, no!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Get the fuck out of my!
Wrr, wrr, wrr!
Wrr, wrr, wrr!
Wrr, wrr, wrr!
Wrr, wrr, wrr!
Wrr, wrr, wrr!
Wrr, wrr, wrr!
I'm the, I'm the Faker of Iron!
I'm the Faker of Iron!
I
Walk in walking we need to buy items. Okay, it's fine. It's too late now go for the red go for the red
Okay, so now listen listen listen that was good
Hey listen daddy's feeling
So jinx what
time open your mouth I deserve this bit daddy I'm sorry enough bend over all
right relax a little bitch I'm sorry I thought we were on the same page okay
so now go for the rafters and then afterwards go for the wall
Oh daddy warwick is running this lobby. Okay, look dude go go listen. Hey if you smell blood go for it
Dude we're doing blood censure gameplay walk but walk by jump on walk by jump but jump, but okay that means it's a
Nautilus that's all HP
Go for him. No, what are you doing? No?
Sorry, sorry Daffy
Okay, go for the smolder go for the smolder. So now walk up to the smolder. Press W. Press W. Press W and then go for him. Press W. W. W.
Okay, nice. Now run at him. Press D. Press D. Press D. And then E. Hold Q. E. Alright, we fucked up. Alright, let's back up. It's chocked now.
Alright, so now let's go for the Krugs. Let's see that's good. Because you're learning the mechanics, bro. This is about learning your limits.
Daddy what? I feel like I didn't even think you said there.
Yeah, you did. You were a really good boy for Daddy there.
But now listen.
Okay, okay. Yes, Daddy.
Hey, listen, now we're gonna have to lock in. Okay?
Okay.
Did Daddy take the dragon?
You can stab him with what Daddy wants.
Or should I re-walk?
Hey, listen.
Good boys get dragon for Daddy. Remember that.
Okay, yes, Daddy.
Now, do not use your E.
Wait, your team is pinging. Maybe they want to fight.
Walk up.
Look on your mini-mouth. They're fighting.
Go! Go! Go!
You have eye! You have eye!
GOING!
Did I get a kill? Wait, how did I die?
Uh, you're gonna assist, that's like...
How did I die?
Okay.
Jinxie.
We have 20 seconds.
I'm gonna put you in a choke hold.
Make choking sounds.
All right good so now this is what we're going to do, buy the steel caps okay and now after
you get this let's go for buy the titanic hydra so the fifth item the thing that's like great
yep there you go okay now walk straight to your blue and let's start farming start farming
into your altar stuff so top to bot folk there let's go
bro this might be two wins no losses that I it's looking like it yeah and you
had two wins no losses two days ago as well yep bro sounds me like it's so I
only queue when I farm only queue yep exactly okay also if you ever have to
My stuff always use one on the camp look man. Look man. Look man. Look man. Show me show me show me show me
Show me. Yep. Go go go go go go go go. Oh, so you see on the camp there
Why did you die?
Because I didn't do a good job of throwing it. I died because I didn't do a good job of throwing it and because you used your fucking
E on a camp bro. What did we talk about? Oh?
Oh, I didn't mean to, I didn't mean to, I didn't mean to, oh my god, I'm sorry, I messed up again!
You know what that means, don't you?
Yes, should I bend over?
Yes!
Okay.
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Alright, now go for your blue buff.
Should I buy Titanic Hydra? I don't know.
Yep, got it.
All right, so now listen what I'm gonna need you to do okay is blue to Krugs
understood yeah now what are we not gonna do on these jungle monsters we're
not gonna eat exactly going to you cute all right now go wolves
This is good. This is good. Wait, Jinx here, are you a male model?
What did it mean?
Because you're looking good this game, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Alright, so now Rafters, and then Ultim, Ultim, ult this little dragon, fuck!
NOOOOOICE!
Okay, so now hold Q, hold Q, perfect, good.
Alright, now go for the Krugs.
Something in my ear, my W.
Uh, W.
It's Q-W-E, okay?
Now, I want you to all chat.
Sorry that the road was that big, I haven't busted in a week.
Nice. Alright. Who's a good boy? Me. Good. Alright, so now what we're going to do is
we're going to look for the red and then afterwards we're going to see if we maybe
Look for something bot side here
And this is good
This is good
Now go in go in D D. Hold Q nice
Remember press your D. Press your D. You get faster. You press D D D
Okay, you you you you you you you you
Smother
W go
I'm sorry. Oh my god. Sorry. Sorry
Sorry, sorry. I
Did good though, right? I did pretty good. I killed two that was solid
I was odd, but it could have been a bit better if you would have eq to eat small there would be dead right now
Okay, bro, but this is like bro. This is easy brother. I'm telling you Warwick is way easier than Master
I'm not yet. No, I'm sorry. It's brain dead. You just jump on top people. It's so fun. Oh my god
Exactly, what's it? I can
Next item by spread massage
For this guy is so good
All right, so now we're gonna look for the gromp here, okay
Gromp top to bottom clear I want to bet on the dragon emo over I want to bend him over
No, Jinxie, let me ask you a question. Do you think the enemy team is into B-seality?
Uh, probably not.
Then why the fuck are they getting FUCKED BY A DOG THIS GAME?
Because I'm the GOAT.
Exactly. Now, let me ask you a question.
Are you looking for someone that's into B-seality?
No.
Well, that's gonna be hard, because they'll be FUCKING WITH THE GOAT!
Oh my god, that was hard.
All right, now listen, listen, listen. Look towards mid.
Okay?
Right. Do this, good.
Then after this, we're gonna look mid or dragon.
So now wrappers, and then dragon.
W, W, W, W, W, W.
Always W, so you max Q, W, E, okay?
You still back?
Oh.
Okay.
Now, three wrappers.
Now look, go for the fight, go for the fight, go for the fight, wait, but let your Leona
go in first.
Remember dude, it's like imagine you're sitting there and you're in war.
You never want to go in first, let everyone else die before you.
It's the same thing with League.
Let Leona walk in and die and then you just come in later.
It's better to let other people down than to be let down by others.
Remember that.
then Baron. Go Dragon then Baron. Hey Jinxie, let me ask you a question though.
Yeah, what's up? What the fuck do you think Hi-Vice is gonna say when you did 30k damage
this game? I've never did 30k damage before. Yep, there you go. I found my guy bro, I
found my guy, I found my guy, I found my guy. Exactly. Should I solo Baron? Yeah, fuck it,
I wouldn't be wanting it. I don't know if you can but it'd be funny
Just start hitting it fuck it if it goes bad it goes bad it is
This character is so fun
I love him!
Do you see how impactful you are?
Yes.
Yes, so now recall so you can buy your item.
Press P.
Okay.
Now.
Run it down, bitch.
Yep.
Listen, the era of Yi-Didi is over.
It's time for Warstein.
Okay.
Can we think of another name after the game, bro?
come on dude yeah listen it can do it can do some more okay so let's look for
mid okay now listen what you can do is you can force a fight if you press W and
you are on him you can instantly kill him go W and then on him
okay just go for the dragon I'm not the giant I mean yeah fight mid mid
okay backup backup your team is fucking in the ass go on the team oh kill the
rat fuck okay nice nice nice back up now back up back up this is good this is
good this is good okay now walk walk in the bot side jungle cuz oh no
should I just recall yeah you're gonna have to recall
yeah dude it's sort of fucking minefield it's very like a minefield dude
run it down mid yep all right so now you just run it down mid and you go
crazy I have my dm I do up yep don't worry about your
octaves for now it's too much free so just pretend like you don't have any
active abilities
oh wait okay push in the way first and then when the wave is pushed in that's
when you go think of it like minion wait okay right first wait just wait
five your time we're gonna look for the perfect angle of engage yeah just run
like fuck this uh walk top walk top top top top top top top top top top top top top
okay so the reason why you're walking top is because you can't really do much mid right
but if you go top you can put push top and knock down a turret so let's do that nice
nice keep going keep going no no keep going keep going keep going you're not stopping
You're not stopping.
Okay?
Here this, wait, this is good.
Okay, now back up, back up.
Run.
Yep. So now you just back off.
If the Vi chases you, you're gonna fuck them up 1v3.
But maybe you're gonna die if you try that, so you know let's not do that.
Keep walking up, walk up again, walk up again, walk up again.
Right now it's like you're edging them, Jinx. See?
Like you're not letting them get their nut off.
Their nut is a kill on you so when you're split pushing like this you always want to edge them make them chase you
Make them feel excited, but never give them release now go for the top go for top tower go for top tower
They're gonna fight mid. This is your time to shine, baby. Let's go
My god, I'm doing I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it back up back up back up
This is good. This is good, baby. All right, so now clear the minion wave
All right
Now you're gonna have to back up back up back up all the way all the way so now walk to the vice red buff
See if maybe you can still some of her shit though. It's one. Yep
Nice that's a fucking red whoo that sounds delicious to me, doesn't it?
All right, so now go kill the rat fuck top
Shut up, Timo, and his tight ass.
Oh yeah, dude, he wants you.
Oh, Jinxie! Oh, Jinxie!
Please don't off! Oh, no, Jinxie!
Oh, Jinxie!
Jinxie! Pressie, pressie, pressie!
Pressie! Oh, Jinxie!
My team is here! Ha ha ha!
For me won! For me won!
Keep running, keep running. Oh, Jinxie!
Oh, I really want you though.
Oh, Jinxie! Keep running, keep running.
You got this, you got this. Okay? Run away.
Now, turn on her! Turn on her!
No, you can't do this.
You can't kill my teammate.
Pussy, nice, nice!
Kill!
Close. That's good.
Okay, so you turned there because
I wasn't sure if the team would come.
Well, what you did there, Jeng-C, it was something called the
Limit Test. So you're learning the limits
of what is possible for you to do,
which is going to turn you into a much better
player long-term.
Okay, daddy. Limit Test? Got it, got it, got it.
Yep, okay.
Open P you're gonna buy deaths dance. So you see the last item on commonly built. I want you to right-click it. Oh, yeah
Okay, so now this is where you're gonna do okay, you're gonna go for the
Red buff, okay, and then you're gonna take your red buff and you're gonna take your blue buff and then you're gonna fight med
I'm going to take my-
Actually, no fucking, your team is fighting, you gotta go with them.
Double kill.
Walk straight mid.
Okay, now when you get close to the smolder, you're gonna press W now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, and then-
ARGH!
ARGH!
Now hold Q, hold Q, hold Q.
I'll give you a new war nice
Okay, welcome to bro. Why are you letting the settle dragon back fuck?
He's a fucking pussy
Jynxie, what do we do to fat pussies?
We fuck em!
We fuck em!
We fuck em!
Okay, so now go for the Baron
Dying! Pre-bying! Pre-bying! Pre-bying!
Yop.
Alright.
God, I love this fucking game, oh my god.
I'm just everywhere, I love Warwick, I'm fucking everywhere.
Where the fuck is my team?
Dude, it's like you're literally an exhibitionist the way you're fucking everywhere, does that make sense?
What does that mean?
It means that you like fuck people in like bathroom stalls and stuff.
You see on Baron?
God, Marge, there's someone.
Oh, no.
I'll give you a discount if I got this.
Okay, then R! R! R! R! R!
No!
No!
Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!
Okay, okay.
Now, now, Jensen, Jensen, Jensen.
Oh my god!
I'm so strong!
Wait, stop!
Okay.
So now Jinxie walk mid and then all shot you are my urinal
Okay
All right, okay now okay now walk mid and then type piss with like 50 s's
all right good now okay there we go perfect okay so now what we need is we
just seem to keep fighting mid
bro I'm gonna kill the whole team and end the game watch this I'm gonna kill
I'm telling you, bro
Nice
On him on him on him. Why would you let him run away from oh?
Let me ask
Oh my god
No, that was good though. That was good though. That was good though. That was good though, bro. That was good though.
Limit test. Did you see that?
Bro, that was actually great. That was unequivocally great. You know what it's like when you just did?
What? What? What? What? What? What?
It's like you're in the middle of a war and you see like some random dead dude beside you.
So you like open the pin of a grenade, put it in his mouth and then toss him into the enemy team like a rag doll.
It's like that's what you just said, bro.
Nice!
Okay, so now press P and bar your death stands.
Nice.
Okay, so now we're gonna walk it down mid.
Because what do we do with the dog?
We walk it down.
Right?
Walk it down, yep.
Now I want you to start twerking while you walk it down mid.
Okay, twerk while I walk it down, are you sure?
Yeah, but only for like 5 seconds fast.
got it fast nice okay so now go for the dragon this is good this is some good
shit my challenge I didn't get well I mean this on their fault have you seen
how fat your ass is yes dude I'm not kidding you know what I would do if I
I don't want to know. I don't even want to know.
Alright, so now what are you going to do? Look on the dragon.
Yep, just kill the dragon.
Too close Aurora, you're too close for daddy's comfort.
Yep, that's true. Now go for this. Smite, smite, smite, smite, SMITE!
Daddy needs to kill. Daddy wants to kill.
Daddy doesn't care about objective. Daddy wants to kill him.
Okay, that's a good death mentality that I have.
Okay, stop pushing it.
Daddy's walking it down now.
Okay, you can probably end the game here.
Now listen, W and then R on the smother.
You're W'ing for more range and then you R on him and you can kill him.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Alright, you can't then go kill the top inhibitor.
The top inhibitor. Cause you can't, no, no, that's bot.
That's bot, Jinxie. That's bot. Top, top, top. Yep, yep.
All right, there's no walk back. Walk back and recall. Walk back and recall. Walk back and recall.
I fuck it. Limit test. No, no, no, no, my dog. Limit test. You have no mana. Run. Run. Run. Run.
Coach, I can't run if I'm literally just rooted and stuck and stunned and fucked the entire time.
Listen, yes daddy, yes, so what is my damage going to be 60,000 I mean, what do you
Listen, Jenkseek if you die one more time, okay, we're gonna put you in a gimp suit and
I buys is gonna become the next morgue pie. Do you understand? Okay, are you sure? So
That's why now, focus. You're going to buy a Ruby Crystal and then go for the Elixir of Iron.
Bro, English please, English.
Okay, buy the red thing?
There's two red things.
Ah, the second one.
You could just save a streak.
Yeah, that's not what I want you to buy.
Okay anyways, just walk mid.
Wait, I think we can end the game here bro.
I want to end the game daddy.
Okay, so now listen, Jinxie, pro tip.
When you're going to win a game, inflict as much mental damage as possible.
Once you head to the enemy team, I was puking and shitting this whole game.
No, I don't tag the turrets.
I don't think so.
Okay.
Wait.
Wait, we just lost.
No, you didn't.
Your team is up in 35 seconds.
Oh.
Shut down.
The enemy smother just got a pentakill, but I'm telling you that's not a problem.
How do I end sneak top or something?
No, so this is a mistake that a lot of low level players make, where they think that
if they sneak top they end.
But dude, you're winning teamfights. Just group med, you're gonna be fine, okay?
Bro, I think we're gonna lose, I'm not even kidding.
No, no, no, you're fine, trust.
Dude, you're not gonna lose. Trust me. You got this. Go med.
Yes, just wait for your team. Go to the baron, baron, baron, baron, baron, now, baron now.
Okay, fight them, fight them, sure. Don't use your argo. Alright, this is good. Nice. Now walk
Walk mid, you have numbers, it's 5v4.
This is free.
This is free.
It's 5v4.
Wait for your team, Jingxi.
Wait, no, back up, back up right over there.
Daddy's horny.
Listen, I know Daddy's horny, but I'm not wet yet, so you're gonna have to wait until you put it in, okay?
Okay, okay.
Alright.
So look, right now, while you kill the minion waves, imagine it's like we're making out, right?
And then oh wait now your team is all grouped up. Oh, there's a bit of moisture down there. So now Jinxie going you got this
Oh god, okay everyone's fine. Oh, it's a fucking minefield. It's a fucking minefield. Okay back up and go for the dragon. Oh
God, okay, they're unironically might be a chance you guys is but maybe not maybe not just go for the dragon
We're gonna lose we're gonna lose aren't we we're gonna lose an hour-long game
You're about to get the dragon soul you're fine
Now listen oh my god yes this is good okay now what are you going to do I'll tell this
mother okay this is fine this is still okay now go on the smother after him go
straight on the smother nice nice nice now smother smother
ee ee ee
oh my god yes yes oh my god yes yes go go win go end the game go end it
they're all dead okay end the game end the game end the game
It's not over yet though bro. It's over yet though because playing against an enemy base when they have a team
Oh, it's literally like the Vietnam War dude like your team might get fucked by shrooms here
So we're gonna have to be careful shrooms
Because Timo can place mushrooms
I hope they can
That was a fucking shroom
How much damage that has to be on most damage ever that has been most damage ever that has to be on most damage ever
37,000
THOUSAND!
dude let's go!
now let's see how much damage you took
press a little button
wow
is that good or bad?
bro you tanked to more than everyone in the entire game
is that good or bad?
that's good bro
that means you were the fucking fun miner
you were the man with the plan
okay so I did good
Bro that's two wins in a row, Dottis!
Okay, now Jim C.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Wait, before you show up.
Wait, don't show up yet.
Okay.
Okay.
Wait.
Open that.
It's time for you to go to WAAAHHHHHH!
Okay, okay, let's go!
Bro, this guy is so fun. I love just jumping on people's penises, bro.
I love just jumping on people's dicks, Dantez. This is my guy!
Dude, Jinxy, start bouncing on your chair! Bounce right now!
I now start playing Honekonda by Nicki Minaj!
No, what the fuck?
Sorry, no, listen, my bad, I was actually getting a bit too into it there.
I'm genuinely sorry, it's okay.
Bro, maybe we should listen to something before I go into my next bed!
Okay, there's a song, there's a song, okay?
Wait, where are we?
Bro, I'm a fucking warwick! God!
Okay, Jynxie, let me just ask you one question.
Are you ready to go to war yes? Yes? Yes? Okay?
That's that song
And I'll tell you when to put it over okay when I tell you you need to put it
600% okay
Wait, wait!
Daddy, I'm gonna die!
Daddy, I'm gonna die!
Wait!
Hold!
Hold!
I'll tell you when you're allowed to.
I'll do better to hold that in and try to do permission.
I'm holding it!
I'm holding it!
I'm holding it!
I'm holding it!
Wait!
Just wait, wait, wait!
It's gonna be another minute or so.
Maybe 30 seconds.
Ah!
Another minute!
I'm holding it!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Oh, I should've done it, baby!
Okay, do it!
Help me when I can see it! Please, I'm gonna tell you the real time!
Help me when I can see it! Oh, it's gonna happen!
I'm holding it in! Just tell me when I can not!
I can't go faster just yet wait
Okay, wait
Okay, no, I need to stabilize your breathing. I need you to think of things that don't turn you on wait for it
Okay, James see James see your nut is gonna be when you put this song up to 500% volume
So I want you to open a volume master right now, and I'll tell you when to just crank the volume. Are you ready?
Just keep it open
Okay
Okay
I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.
Wait, wait! Wait, wait! Wait, wait!
I-I-I ask for jungle.
Trade for jungle. Trade for jungle.
Ow. Ow.
Okay, wait listen. Just listen.
Go to f***ing hell.
TAKE THE HOOVER JUMBLING NOW!
TAKE IT WITH HIM!
TAKE PLEASE!
Oh god, oh just fucking go away!
Fucking go away again!
Say please!
Now, okay, now take him check!
Say please!
Yes, say please!
I don't know where it is but where the fuck is the music?
second monitor check your second monitor it's not here I don't know okay how do I
get my lane okay link your stream link your stream you have streamer privilege
just link your jinxie stream and then be like yo give me jungle should I take
top or not with Warwick? Yeah, yeah, just take top and then just keep typing please jungle, please jungle.
Oh, this might be bad. This might be bad, Janksy.
Bro, I can't play top with this guy.
No, you can. You actually can.
Okay, so, Jyncey.
So, should I just take John to go from him to start to walk into his camps?
So, listen, if it was a year ago, yes, you could have.
But nowadays, you'd get banned if you did that.
But do you understand now why I tell you that, like, if some of these people were to die, it would be better?
Because think about it, GenC. Imagine this mouth fight wasn't alive. You'd be jungle
right now. So what's worth more? His life? Or are you jungling with Warwick? Answer me.
Probably his life, bro. Wrong! Get the no-pad out. Okay, all right. The no-pad is out.
Okay, no one's, okay listen, your league teammates lives do not matter if they are ruining your
experience, write that down.
My teammate, what is it again?
Your teammates lives don't matter if they ruin your experience.
Okay, now another note, I need you to also write down.
My life matters more than the experience of my teammates because I am the main character.
Everyone else is an NPC, Jinxie is king.
If we were living in the 1300s, they would beat the peasants in my mind.
Wow!
Wow!
What?
Bro, come on!
That's not even bad to say!
Okay, listen.
So, this is what we're gonna have to do.
So...
She didn't see.
She didn't see.
What?
No.
No.
Okay, look.
Go back in base.
go back in base you need to buy Doran's Blade you top lane this game
go back in base buy Doran's Blade
oh god press P but yeah the Doran's Blade
there you go now walk top bro I'm playing top with
Warwick yeah so
it's gonna be fine just trust me okay
is my mouth like brain dead
yes yes bro are you even supposed to play warwick top you can you can most
warwick one tricks play him top lane now I want to just walk up to the
morticizer and auto attack him and then Q on him that's all you're gonna do
I just keep auto-attacking him. Don't stop. Ignite and then Q. Ignite Q.
NICE! NICE!
That's so huge. What an upgrade.
No, just pushing the wave. Auto-attack the minions, auto-attack the minions and control W.
Control W.
Alright, so now I just auto-attack all these minions.
yeah just kill him he knew kill him minions but we can't do shit he's a little bitch he's
a little bitch compared to you okay now back up back up okay now recall so you're gonna
back up and you're gonna press B you should have done it in a bush but it's fine maybe
he wants to get away but not he will because he knows who daddy is that's true okay so
now press P buy Kraken Sire right click the Kraken Sire bro hurry hurry hurry I told you
what to do okay now go top right I'm warwick top and I want to know let's go
let's put on a masterclass dude I'm telling you this is literally the freest
game of your entire fucking life right now do you understand yes this is this
is legit you this is jitty against the law right now do you understand yep yes
okay okay so now listen just wait for this minion wave to push in just no sit
sit back sit back sit back you don't have to do like that
yep control E
now wait okay
or you've never coached top before
yep it's fine listen I'll teach you how to give the best top this game
so now do not queue the minions okay do not queue the minions
what you're gonna do is you're gonna when your Q is up you're gonna E Q E
okay
yep
Okay, just back up from the minions, that's fine, back up, back up, that's okay.
Alright, so now just let it hit your turret, nope, just back up.
Yep, just back up all the way.
Alright, auto the minions now.
Do not use your Q on them, because Warwick Top uses a lot of mana.
Yep, walk up, walk up, walk up.
Good.
Control Q.
right now now try to do it so this time don't do E like don't stop with E
what you're gonna do is you're gonna see if you can land your Q on him right so
you're gonna try to do a hold Q on him
okay to the minion to the minions we heal a bit
now walk up walk up now just kill the minion to heal kill the minion to heal
this is good nice now keep auto him no no no no you're gonna win to your level
Okay now control Q, control Q, press W and then go bananas.
Back up.
Okay never mind just back up and recall, press B.
How am I doing right now, sir?
Well listen, are you 1 and 0?
Yep, 1 and 0.
Then you're fucking doing great bro, this guy's getting shit on.
So now by the Kraken, good, now watch top.
I'm telling you, everyone is jealous of your magnificence this game.
Thank you bro, seriously.
Do you want me to teach you how to BTFO hate watchers?
Yeah.
Read a hate comment.
Um, 13 at 5 minutes OMG.
Yeah.
Uh, okay, read another one.
No, just like a backup. He's almost 6, you don't want to fight now. Now you only fight
the minions. No, no, if he ults you, you're fucked. You do not want to walk up and stop
using your Q on the minions when you're full HP. Look at your mana. Now you won't be able
to fight ever
No, no, we did not do that you cannot fight cuz you have no mana look at your mana bro. You cannot use abilities when you have no mana
Okay, Kitten.
Think of it like imagine your mana.
Okay, think of it this way.
Imagine your mana is your semen and your balls,
and your abilities are when you bust nuts.
What happens if you have no semen?
You can't bust out of nuts.
Exactly.
So think of it like this.
If you keep busting on the minions,
then you can use it on the champions.
Does that make sense?
Seen the bush?
No, he's not. You're good.
oh god oh god okay listen try to run away try to run away you cannot fight
this dodged it dodged the leesa oh so now my jungler at exactly so now type in
chat jungle gap perfect so now you're gonna buy the kraken slayer yep so now
right-click Kraken sir and then go back top now type again your junglers are
responded so you haven't gotten under a skin type trash jungle yep perfect good
so now we're so now you're gonna type back backyard versus Amazon rainforest
jungle gap sure should I be farming no no you're not able to farm anyways so you
might as well just use your time from the enemy type backyard versus Amazon
rain forest okay good all right nice now do not use your Q on the minions
I didn't get any gold it's okay listen the thing is you can see that like
Laning doesn't matter. This game is like a filler game. So you watch one piece, right? Yep
So imagine every game your auto-fill does like a filler game. It's like a filler arc
Do you care about what happens in the filler arc? No
Exactly, so if you might as well just spend your time antagonizing your teammates, then actually trying to win the game. Okay, I got it
All right, so now back up. Yes, sir. I got you. I got you
Do you want to try fighting him just for the fuck of it?
Yeah.
Okay, not yet though.
When this minion wave dies and it's back to even, then you're going to try fighting
him to limit us, okay?
Yeah, let's limit us.
He left.
Nice, you got one.
Q on the minion to heal.
Okay, walk to the grubbs, walk to the grubbs, walk to the grubbs, walk to the grubbs.
Nice.
Now, press W now, now, now, you're fighting, you're fighting, you're fighting!
Go on, Lee Sin.
Nice!
Go in, go in, go in, E, E, E, kill the blind one, nice!
Get this to Ignite, press F and Q, F, Q, nice.
Keep fighting.
OH MY GOD!
OH MY GOD!
Let me take the scut. I don't give a fuck about anything.
Yeah dude, listen. Bro, bro, I might not be into shit, but I definitely have a scut fetish. Does that make sense?
Yep.
Right, I think I do less damage now.
Um, yeah, it's because the thing is that little blue thing that you buy when you're a jungler, it doesn't, uh, you don't have it, so you do less damage to the monsters.
So now recall.
recall bro we're winning now cuz that's like I'm so good okay this is good this
is good so now Jinx see why you're walking back to lane you know how we
were saying you have a scut fetish I said thank god I'm here in the chat
where you say nice okay now walk back by items walk back by items and then I'll
tell you what to do hi what do you know how yeah so now by the by the cracking
slayer okay good so now walk back top so you know how we were just saying you
have a scott fetish yeah so I need you to make up sound okay oh my god
yeah no you don't have to find me at wait until your alt is up wait until your
alt is up nice okay almost perfect sessing almost perfect sessing kill
last minion nice you're fucking beast boy sure you haven't played this game
before yes nice okay you don't mean to fuck this guy in his tight ass I you know
what I want to see it I want you to go crazy on him Jamesy I want you to fucking
annihilate his holes nice nice press W press W E and then Q W E nice E okay
You're Q us up in one second
Who's the fucking greatest
There we go
Dude now I wanted to type I must be a prostitute the way the top is gap
Are you sure that's a tight man? What if you leaven sees this? Yeah, just recall. It's not a good look. All right
I mean holy top shit, Jesus Christ.
Dude, all I'm gonna say is great Gary's dominating the fucking Rift right now.
Yo, don't do that Gary shit!
Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Okay, mod back, you have 800 gold, you have 800 gold.
So now just buy boots, just buy tier 1 boots.
The, the, yep.
The two boots, stop the ass!
I don't want you to buy any of them so click left click on one of the boots
Okay, now left click on the little boots. Yep. Okay now walk up. So now open your shop again
Okay, now click on the boot
The boot left click on the note left click on the small boot. Yep, and then the one with an exclamation mark click on it
bro are you braindead? like are you braindead? are you braindead?
what are you telling me to do?
jinxie, jinxie, open your shop again
Jesus fucking christ, what?
stop right!
stop right!
okay, now just fight
good
all right nice get this
okay now jing see we're gonna role play me
I'm the mordecai sir you're the warwick okay
okay
Please, get away! I do not want this!
No! Stop hitting me!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Pressy, pressy, pressy, pressy!
Walk back, walk back!
E, E and walk back, walk back!
No! Please, please, please!
Okay, now fight!
Fight! You got this!
Oh my gosh, she's so low!
She's so low!
Oh my god.
bro how sick was that oh my god i could have ignited what would be nice to ask there if i would have ignited it's over
but see like listen do you know why it's good that you died there
I
Is oh good nice
I like this so now buy the boots by the boots by the boots what?
Quick
Sorry sir.
It's okay.
So now listen.
Let's talk and more fighting.
Okay.
So this is what we're going to have to do now.
Play for killing this top wave and then after that back up and wait in the bush.
It's about to be a jitty bush.
Does that make sense?
Okay.
Now just sit in the bush and wait in the middle one.
In the middle one.
to bait him. I need you to become the best master baiter of all time. Are you ready?
Yes, King.
Okay, so now just sit in the bush and don't move. Now I want you to all chat. I'm AFKGG.
Alright, now just wait. Wait. Wait.
Yep, I know just wait. Wait. Okay. No way I am!
I am! Press W, W, W and R. Nice, nice, nice.
Hold Q, E, hold Q.
Oh.
Keep hitting, keep hitting.
Nice.
Walk out, walk out.
Good.
Okay, now cue the minions so you don't die.
Cue the minions.
Good.
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
Okay, press.
Oh.
nice good okay so now what you're gonna do you're gonna buy a blade of the
rune king where's that I should know buy buy it yeah the for now it don't mind
on bucket by the first one commonly built what like what this this yes okay
Now out of base you're gonna walk top again, okay?
Jinx you go on a date with me. No Tyler
Wait, why do you ask you to go on a date with him doesn't he have two kids?
No, we're not Tyler one somebody else
Yep, that's good
Hey for the top
Alright, so now this is what we're going to do.
I want you to walk back, like near your turret, and type slash dance.
Yep, just type slash dance and sit there and do nothing.
Yep, slash dance.
Okay.
Now just stay there.
What's the point of this, coach?
Because you're BM-ing.
So now he's gonna get baited into taking a bad fight.
Imagine it's like Jynxi, you sit there
and like I walk into a room,
but you're there and you put this like red lace thong.
That's what it's like when you do the slash dance, okay?
Yep, good again, good.
bro i might actually be dead fast top laner in the world
yep no you are you're doing good no no no don't need the minions don't need the minions
just dance just dance we don't care about minions we want kills slash dance
now slash all trash top this is the best game in the world bro i don't even care
Okay, so now Jinxie, when he walks up to you to fight you, do not move, okay?
I'm gonna want you to just press W
and then you're gonna go fucking crazy on him.
No! No! No!
Arrgh!
Okay, hold Q.
Aww, you just pressed it.
Back up.
Back up.
Okay, wait.
Okay, Q, Q, Q, Q, Q, Q, Q.
Press up, press up.
Okay, back up.
Okay, alright.
Q.
Okay. Hold Q on him and E. E. Okay, back up, back up.
Okay, this is good, this is good, this is good. Okay, now hold Q on him.
If you hold Q on him, he's dead.
You just hopped it again. Okay.
I'll charge. No, no, no, no, no. Press escape. Press escape.
Dude, that was 100% your fault by the way, but anyways, just type, you got lucky, you
still suck.
Varadis, I just realized something, Dantez.
What if this entire time that I've harassed him, he doesn't even have all the chat on?
Well, now you're learning how to be a real league player, talking to yourself with the
voices in your head.
Okay, so now, buy the Blazor and King.
Alright, now walk straight bottom.
Ash knows, stay top.
now hop chat jiddy gets what jiddy wants
okay so now listen fight him fight him
Oh no.
Like, why am I here?
Coach, why am I here?
There's three people on me, coach.
Should I knock the shit out of you or what?
Like, why am I here?
Fight me.
Okay, so GenC, GenC.
Your bot lane just got an uncontested wave for that.
So think of it this way.
Your team just got 100 gold for free bots,
100 gold for free mid.
So that means that now you're at first coach. No, I mean, I'm gonna be honest a second and show you one. It's fun
But this is good, so now type in team chat Baron now
Okay, well the baron's gone what happened they took it, okay, you got this that's a free kill top. Are you ready? Yep?
go just run out here
okay wait you can't get her you can't get her I should maybe you can not am I
alright just clear them and anyway soon you're gonna have to start grouping
okay all right now the thing is about your build is that you're really good
That's split pushing but you're not as good out like team fighting because you're squishy. It's like Master Yi
Okay, now go top kill the turrets kill the minion wave kill the turrets
Now go kill the turret
Now go for the next turret too kill the next minion wave go for the next turret go
This is good, this is good now keep hitting keep going keep keep going
Nice going going head head head head
This is called split-pushing so your team gets like pressure mid which allows you to get free turrets top
You see that yeah, god
Back up run away now run away
Press E and then our way our way E and then art
Okay, listen, that's my bad James and bending over do whatever you want to me
I broke my camera, one second.
Alright, that's fine.
Alright, so James listen, Baron, our dragon is up in 15 seconds, okay?
straight bot, you can probably kill the Mordekaiser.
Level 16 dude, are you sure?
Yeah, just back up. Kill the minions. If he walks up too far, Loki may be cut.
Hold tab, let me just look at his items.
Okay, you probably don't win because he bought anti-heal.
okay so now listen we're gonna have to start grouping soon so walk med walk med
nope yep we can do that too that's good
all right nice you just marked it take his raptors to you just let's yep
Now, why don't you walk mid and type if you're welcome?
Alright, now walk mid.
Alright, it's time for you to fight with your team.
Alright.
Now just wait.
When they walk up, you're going to press W and go crazy, okay?
On the Mordekaiser, go low! Look at your team! Your team is fighting! Go! Go! Yep, go! Go! You got this.
Oh.
Okay, listen. Where the red dot is, stay on top of the red dot. That's the Mordekaiser. You can kill him.
Okay?
Just wait the Mord! Go on the Mord!
MY SKILL BITCH! MY FUCKING SKILL!
THAT'S J-SKILL BABY!
Alright, good.
Okay.
Now, Ching-Sam, I'm gonna leave you alone for one minute while I piss.
Just play with your team, okay? One second.
Yes, kid.
How about a fucking fuck this Pantheon in the ass?
I'm going to kill you all.
YES!
Oh
Oh
OOOOOOOH!
OH MY GOD!
WAIT WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT HAPPENED THIS?!
Okay, okay, this is good. The bottom wave is coming in. You can end the game with this many waves. Hit the turrets! Hit the turrets!
Oh no, my team's retarded. Run away.
I just kept touching him killed on that's what you're gonna
Well, what even happened? I'm the greatest of all time
Oh, yeah.
Really?
FUCKING GOOOOOO!
Bro, you got this!
Okay.
On respawn, we're gonna have to look for the Baron, okay?
I broke my camera dude how does it always break it's a piece of fucking shit
chat I should never stop hitting right never stop it yeah I never stop it
everyone all the twitch primers Jinxie needs a new cam if you have a prime we
I NEED YOU!
DomTest, should I listen to any like speeches before I end this game or what do you think, gang?
Do you think you're ready for a hard sell song?
Yes. What should I buy for a massage?
Yup, do it.
Alright, give me songs, please.
Yup, wait, wait, wait.
Put it in Discord.
Put it in Discord.
Wait, give me some of your song.
Put it in Discord.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
That seems fighting dude, you gotta hurry bro.
Okay go, no no no no no, go.
You got this.
You can't end the game, you need the music.
Fuck!
Alright GG, it's fucked.
Did you see that, can I just catch up?
No that was actually insane.
the music oh gg it's fucked no that was actually insane wait I don't think you're
too much saying the game bot okay jing see put this song I just put you in
discord now
Okay, go to the baron after you please call, okay?
You need to go to the baron now you got this.
This is your moment, Jamesy!
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Go med, go med, you seem as if they want to fight, be with them.
Wait, Jc, I'm in the Lair.
Only when the paint drops, the finishers are dropping with the baron!
I'll throw you back! I'll throw you back!
I'll tear you up!
That's not right.
Hey, you're gonna have to back up. We need to make it to the second drop.
Now, Jency, when this beat drops, I want you to start screaming and just running the fucking...
Go on, go on.
You haven't faded my mind in my body, but there's one thing you say it always means.
3 wins in a row!
Alright, you can turn it off now.
Jaycee.
I'm the greatest.
I am the greatest warwick player in the history of fucking iron chat you understand me I want
to gain top me help me help me help me help I'm a jungler y'all I want to gain top I run
this shit bro let's play again okay now there's a lot at stake for this next
game because right now you're 90 LP which means if you win this you promote
back into iron two there's no point standing around you'll only be showered
by more folders ready your horses on the double let's go be honest are all of us
Right into our deaths.
Yes, we are.
And since we're dying anyway, you're saying that it's better.
If we had this type of fighting...
I am.
But wait. If we'll die anyway, then who cares what we do?
We could just disobey your orders, and it wouldn't mean a thing, would it?
Yes, you're precisely right.
right everything that you thought had meaning every hope dream or moment of
happiness this is for iron too none of it I need everybody to type I was here
It's not fucking dead!
This is where I heard you!
They laughed at my face!
What does that mean our lives are meaningless?
They said I'd be ironed for!
They said I couldn't even deserve ironed!
Here we go!
Did you say that out of slain comrades?
What about their lives?
Was all come down to us by any means?
They were fucked!
They were not!
Their memory serves as an example to us all!
The courageous fallen!
fallen, the anguished fallen, their lives have meaning because we the living refuse to
forgive them and as we ride to certain death we trust our successors to do the same for
us because my soldiers do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of this world.
My soldiers push forward, my soldiers scream out, my soldiers break!
How ready are you?
They said I was going to go to Iron 4.
They laughed in my fucking face.
Over and over and over.
They said I didn't even deserve Iron.
But now I'm coming to Iron 2 on a 4 game winning streak.
Tell me, young Luke, what brings you out this far?
There's something you have to understand.
He claims to be the property of an old Kenobi.
This isn't the time that you're going to prove everyone wrong.
This is the first time that you're going to prove everyone wrong.
Because it's going to start with 5 and 2.
then it's gonna move on to Ivan one.
I think my friend.
And after Ivan one, Jinxie, what's next?
Who is it?
Bronze, Bronze four.
Bronze four.
You know it.
And when you're Bronze, Jinxie,
they're gonna say that you'll never make it to Silver.
When you're Silver, they'll say
that you'll never make it to Gold.
When you hit Gold, they'll say that you don't deserve it.
And what are they gonna say when you hit Pradnam?
That's what your uncle says.
They're gonna say that I'll never hit Emerald.
And then I'll get a hit in the head!
And then I'll get a hit in the head!
And what are you gonna say, James C., when you hit Diamond?
you
you
you
you
you
you
I have a motivational plan as chewing right now. I have a motivational plan as chewing.
That's good! That's good!
Now here's no tomorrow! Come on Rock! What's wrong with you, man?
What's wrong with you, Rock?
Alright, so now we're gonna play to the bed. After the bed it's gonna be the crotch again.
This guy will nuff you on your ass!
Alright?
after the
What are we gonna do to make sure it's a jungle depth talk?
Good
This is exactly
Now we're gonna keep joining bot because what if there's a better play box we need to know where the best play is
So now what to the scuttle and then drone bot QWB what?
I
You go to the Morgana you got this plus D plus D and run at her plus D and run at her
That's D D D
Okay, it's too late now. It's
Okay, oh, sorry, it's okay. Listen. Just walk. I won't get it again. Walk man. Walk man
I believe in you, bro
Press E, nice.
Recast E, E, and just auto!
You got it!
Run, run, run.
This is good!
Top crab, top crab, top crab.
No, no, crab.
And now while you're doing the shake seat, I want to end the drum top.
Drum top.
As in a record top type, you're one top now.
You need to meet the limits of gather power.
Take your guarantee and make for half so he knows.
And you're gonna win it to your guarantee.
It's not first or second.
You're gonna lose your guarantee tonight.
It's not first or second.
But you got to make us meet.
You got to make us meet.
This is my last time in the army.
Now if you know what you're worth,
go out to get what you're worth.
But you got to make it to the end.
And that's what you think it is.
But not when you want to make it to the end.
or nobody. And that ain't you!
That is it!
The first thing, the first thing, and then afterwards,
you just need to move. Now you're better yet to wait
and revert and take out your first life.
But, Jealousy, those girls are you.
You, too.
Talked about fear, but you did see it.
Yes, Assistant.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Now, Jamesy, I think there's fighting happening, but I want you to drone there, okay?
Now we can't walk there.
you
you
you
you
you
You
The one where she could enter from not the one next to okay
And then afterwards cute just keep fighting keep fighting keep fighting keep fighting keep fighting you choose up in one second
It's my Iron 2 game!
What the fuck?
Jynxy, this is what you want, though!
Light is saying that if you want this,
it's up to you, Jynxy!
Are you going to rise to the occasion?
Yes, yes! Yes, yes!
Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock,
rock, rock, rock,
this is your moment, and if you want it,
you're going to have to make it happen.
This is Jynxy against the fucking world.
I won't fail you.
Okay.
he don't fail on the pill that bleeped me.
What? What?
What?
You will be.
Just run at him. Run at him.
You.
Okay, take them in your way.
Take your time in your way,
and then just clear your butts upwards.
Now, just clear them in your way.
Drop to top.
Drops all the way up to bottom.
Okay? Go.
I
Alright
After the crux it's red rappers rest of the top side, okay?
Keep it safe. Keep it consistent if we see a blood scent. Maybe we look for a kill but for now we ignore okay?
Yes
I
Just you here we come
Yeah, one step at a time
W
Always max my W point
Yes, QW that one in German German. What's happening that something that was happening by jump on jump on jump on
Fuck it. What's a button? What's a button kill the last one?
I don't know, that's fine.
Come on, let's get him off that bar.
Yes, come on, come on, right click, bud.
And now it's on.
Okay.
This is 1v2, it's your moment, okay?
You're gonna run, don't R,
don't R, wait, wait, go on the bar,
the bar, the bar, the bar, the bar.
With your E, E again, E, E, E.
Okay, just R.
Coach, what's up? What's up?
Coach, why am I dying?
Because you didn't eat instantly, if you didn't eat instantly, you would've gotten a double kill, but it's fine. Just buy a Blader and King.
AHHHHHH!
It's fine, it's fine. Just buy the Blader and King.
No, it's not! My T-Shirt!
Zero kill! Zero kill!
Because I'm in this into the game!
They're losing everything!
They're losing everything!
They're losing everything!
Jinxie, Jinxie, right now it's like the plane is crashing.
And instead of you grabbing the wheel and saying I will steer us to safety,
you're running around screaming we're all gonna die.
Do you think that's gonna help?
Jinxie, you think that's gonna help?
Yes, Tri-Brit, Tri-Kyon's son.
Give him, give him, give him, give him, give him, give him.
Give him, give him, give him, give him, give him.
The need is front of your...
Don't talk.
I'm not
I'm not
I'm really not
I'm not
He did my words
Not
EWQ
What?
Q
My iron two games
Take it serious
Weakness
Falling
Failure
Yes
Failure
You can all look for fights by now
Listen to Yoda
Listen to Yoda
I'm listening
Now after these cuts
Now kill all these women.
I know where sons belong.
Now kill the next and play basketball.
Now keep going, you're gonna split her strength.
You can't do it with your sister.
It's your game's over.
We need all the resources and as well as your friends.
Now we can't do it with our sister.
We need all the resources and as well as your friends.
I'll never kill you, Darkseid.
We got this, bro. Now kill Dominion, we've got enough turrets, go for the turrets, go for the turrets.
I'm gonna get out of here. Like with other people.
I'm gonna kill Dominion, why don't you have the turrets on me?
I'm gonna burn you to death.
Runman, runman, runman, runman, runman, runman.
Right click on the middle of this truck.
Yes, yes, this looks good.
I got this.
We need to get back up here with your heart.
Altar?
Yes, Altar.
Yes, Altar.
Nice!
Good for you.
Good.
Eat.
Eat.
Okay, that's okay.
It's one for one.
That's fine.
So now look.
Press P.
Hold on.
Leave you here.
I'm going to save you.
You're all right.
Press P.
Find the merchants.
Now get that side of this game.
You die tight.
I'm going to try and shoot you.
I'm going to look slain.
W.
So now right click on the titanicizer, you sell 900 gold, spend more of it, how do I report
somebody?
We'll do it soon, for now, fire titanicizer, not click for the blue button.
So now here, okay?
So now here, okay?
Drone top while you fight the bluebuff.
Okay, go to the ground, the ground, the ground, this is good.
Okay, we have to run, this is fun. Nice, run away, run away, run away, run away, run away, run away, this is good.
Now, right click on your outbursts, right click on your outbursts, go from your bot side.
No, no, no, your outbursts, yes.
Rappers. You can't go mid, you can't go mid, you don't have ult.
Now go for your Rappers, then after that you're going to base for your red and then you're
gone. Okay, go shitbot, go shitbot, shitbot,
kill that barris, just kill him. Now remember, I want to see you E, hold Q, E,
Hmm, you got this, though. You're doing great.
You got this. You got this. You got this.
I have to stay one more season. I'm not leaving now.
You got this. You got this.
E and then four takes.
Okay, she's gone. So that's fine. Back up.
I hope you're all right.
So now go over to Shybona.
Press E. Okay, E again and then Q.
E, E, nice, nice, nice.
Okay, I'm going to reset. Recall.
Back up. Recall. Back up, recall. Back up, recall.
I won number six.
Four, five, six.
I'm the greatest in the fucking world!
This is good.
I've got everything I do!
My Titanic Hydra.
And then after is only like this representation.
Okay, you know, you're gonna go red buff,
and then you're gonna go for the dragon.
Red buff dragon, okay?
Jax, this is the last fight of the Resistance versus the Sith.
Do you understand the importance of this?
So I want to get the rocket,
I could have just go straight to the dragon, take this first, now pass W and run on the
Oh it's a bit more than a part.
Yeah, a bit more than a part.
You realize it's not a bit more than a part.
Yeah, a bit more than a part.
Now try to...
You're keeping this on.
Force will be with you.
Okay, that's fine.
So listen, this is what we're gonna do.
Achievement.
Okay, it's mounting so you're gonna have to listen.
Your team got their dragon.
That's okay, they got their dragon.
You guys started that skill.
I want you to walk straight to the floor. You're gonna top the bar the whole thing. I should not. You're gonna watch the bar. If you shake off, you're gonna throw a bar, so let's push the bar.
Dude, I'll do it. There is no try. I can't. Now go straight to me.
Size, that is bad.
You'll take me.
You'll take me by size, do you?
Now listen, when you get close, I'm gonna tell you when you're gonna press W.
Now, W now, come run after me.
W now, run after me.
Run after me.
One, one, one, one, one, one, one.
Now, E or Q, E?
Right, take the wave.
Take the wave.
Now, push out the next wave.
The next wave, Bob.
You want to get the turret.
You want the turret, okay?
What are we expecting for, Chelsea?
The win!
The win, yes, but right now it's a turn.
We want the turn.
We got this.
We got this. This is gonna be my highest kill game ever.
It won't off the planet.
I know what you're doing.
Right now, we need to push this off.
It's gonna be alright.
Don't think about the price.
It's my highest kill game ever.
I know. I need to do an amazing job.
I'm gonna be tempted by the dark side.
This is not great.
show everybody just how great it is to be on you know what you can see when you can be shown that
now I wanted to get this to the end of the game I wanted to ask you guys to be a little bit more
excited okay so now walk to your uh now walk out and we can recall Liar's friend this actually
what about you and the bush and the bush I can recall the bush
so now actually wait here for a second as the virus spots everything
You can't get back. Right click and push. Right click and push.
Wait, three, two, and one.
Okay, now recall again.
He's not walking up, it's funny.
I'll never join you!
Listen now, on your back, you're going to buy this skirt and slush.
After this, you can run to the back. Run to the back.
Don't step on me, don't help me back.
Look on your A-Sold. Look on your A-Sold. The Shivoniman.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Keep going.
It's going to exist.
It's right here. It's right here.
Not far enough.
It's right here?
Oh, no.
It's okay. Back up. Back up.
I don't need your non-fighting.
This is why she came.
It's okay. Walk up.
Look, look.
They're too much of a man.
Look at the fight.
We're losing.
Now run up.
Run up.
This is shit.
This is what we want to see.
It's not back up. Back up. Back up.
Back up. Back up.
Because we want to give your team time to watch the game.
We want to go run before else we leave.
Give them the time to get dating.
I'm so responsible.
The dating.
Okay. Now press G.
Press A, E, B again, send R. R, R, R, R, E, R, nice, no Q, two instantly.
Okay, they're winning though, they're doing a G.C., they're doing a G.C.
Yes! Kill Barrett! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Okay, now we're gonna want to record on the streets again, okay?
The streets, the item, we're buying the item right now. We've got to get this done.
Okay, so now here, I'm not already spotted, okay?
I don't want to make sure they don't baron, but we could actually maybe sneak it.
So when you start spam-picking baron, and I want to type baron out, I think this is your best play.
I would make this call if I was in your game.
Now I want you to spam ping it.
Spam ping it so they realize, and then as soon as you spawn, right click.
Right click, now right click on the baron.
This is good. This is good.
You have a chance.
Now JGC, if you see the enemy team, you run away.
This is a sneak play, do you understand?
Yes sir.
If they are there.
Okay.
So now keep spam ping.
They need to know what's up.
Spam?
Keep ping it.
Keep ping it.
They forgot.
They forgot.
They forgot.
Keep ping it.
Good.
Now walk up to it.
You got this.
Remember, if you see the enemy, you back off.
Now back off.
You saw the Shyvana.
Back up.
You saw the Shyvana.
Okay.
There's no way.
You're gonna E and then Q and R.
All in, all in, all in!
Just try to run up, try to run up.
You can all, you can all in.
NICE!
Okay, go keep them all going, keep on ing up, keep on ing up.
Nice?
Nice!
Shedder!
Shedder!
SHEDDER!
NICE!
OH MY GOD!
Yuck!
Shedder!
Shedder!
Nothing in my destination time, you know.
Shedder!
There's pretty much a way in what's happening.
SHEDDER!
SHEDDER!
Yes!
Shedder!
Shedder!
Shedder!
No saves, no- no setters in my pushing box.
But you just did a ping.
Say team bot, team bot.
I think you can stall this.
This is fine.
OK, you're fine, you're fine, you're fine.
He backed off.
It's OK.
Keep doing it.
I want you to press E now.
Press E so you take less damage.
This is fine.
Keep going.
Play some health!
OK, now play for this.
1,400 on our swipe.
Nice.
Good.
Recall, recall, recall.
Press B.
Control bar.
Open your shop, open your shop, baby, this is all you open your shop. Right click on the stars. This treats. Yes. Good
Now Jin see you're gonna rock start pinging your team's control art control. I don't forget
Now Jin see in the same way where we did it on the Boutside River
You're gonna want to hover back and forth, but you know let them get in range of you
Just always keep maximum distance. You need your team back up. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Okay, just run. Keep running. Keep running. Keep running. Keep running.
Those clones are warriors. Professional soldiers created by the Republic.
They're gonna wait for their chance to die.
Necessary in our war against the Separatists.
This is okay. I want you to chew on the minions and shield.
Just chew on the minions and shield.
Okay, now back up.
Okay, press again and R.
Again, R. Again, R. Again.
Okay, chew, chew, chew.
Goal! Goal! Goal!
Listen, boys, when you were assigned to be...
Yes!
Okay, now we're approaching the end of your training.
Back up a bit. The Shyvonis on your tube.
Go on the Shyvonis. The Shyvonis. Good.
Now go back up and walk up.
Okay, now you're gonna have to back up,
because the minion wave is going forward.
So back up and then press B,
and then you're gonna push back.
Press B.
B, ball right now.
So, Jyncey, your next item, open your shop. You're gonna buy, uh, what you're gonna buy?
BORN! BORN! BORN! BORN!
Buy Jaxxer, buy Jaxxer, buy Jaxxer, buy Jaxxer.
And now go for the minion wave. The minion wave in your base, in your base, in your base.
Go! Go! Go!
Even this mad bachelor, 99, has more sense than you guys do.
Okay, so now you're gonna play for this minion wave, and you're gonna walk straight back, okay?
You're walking straight back. You need to push this out to the minion zone in the game.
because now we're winning fights we do not want to allow the enemy team to backdoor okay
definitely you're doing very well
this is good, this is good
you're doing very well
you're good
you're good
you genuinely are
no no no
keep pushing a bot
keep pushing a bot
the minion wave
the minion wave
when you have your brothers in your song
if you don't push out the wave you can't fight
after this minion wave you want to drive
he is not
okay
we want to drive
drive now
now ping the drive
Thank you. Now watch your brand. Watch your brand. Watch your brand ass. We're just clumsens. Remember we're meant to expect
Okay, welcome. So I just numbers
Wait, wait
Going out now. No going out going out on the shabana. Yep. I wish I wanted the shabana
Why the tiny spider spider spider spider spider spider spider spider spider spider
E-M-N-Q-E-Q-T-Q-E-Q-E-Q
Nice
Good, good, good, good!
Now me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
I'm the Jedi.
My name's Rex.
Do you call me Captain?
Oh, sir.
Uh, yes, sir.
So now, I shall met him and cast you to it.
You're the only source for pointy shit I've got to deal with the bards.
Just wait and see what comes to the inside and I'll talk about it with the server.
Turn, turn, go, go, hit it, hit it now!
He might just have trained and ready.
Shiny or not, there's no for you yet, rookie.
Uh, he didn't get a revive.
So now, auto-attack again.
Okay, E-MNQ.
E-MNQ?
E again, and then run.
E again, and run.
Okay, now come run.
Okay, this is fine.
This is fine.
So then you're gonna back off?
You're gonna back off.
Okay.
So now, get out of base camp.
You're gonna walk straight bottom again.
You're gonna push out bottom, okay?
Keep bottom.
You're gonna back off.
You can't back off.
Push out the main way.
You're gonna back off.
Come on!
We're doing it wrong.
Tell me what we're doing right now.
This is good.
General Skywalker is usually leading his men up in the front, not bringing real life to the ground.
Do you remember when they said that Anakin was the strongest Jedi to have ever fought in the Cromers?
Yes.
That is you and now, J.C.
You are the strongest Jedi.
Do you understand the faith of the world that is on this planet?
Yes.
Okay, push out the next wave, Bob.
I'm going to want you to look for the back-up book, Skullbrill.
We got this.
It's the price of War 5s.
We're soldiers. We have a duty to follow orders. We must lay down our lives.
Hey, that's right. That's right.
I should not believe that.
What's that? What do you think you need to think?
I don't know my code.
Yes, sir.
That's what I believe.
Now, engage!
I'm sorry. I cannot just follow orders.
I know they're all.
You will, if you support us.
This is the question we fight for.
I do, sir.
I do.
Rock up the turd.
But I am not just another number.
None of us are.
I want you to W and then R.
W and then R.
No, no.
Nice!
E, E, E, E.
Nice, nice!
E, E, E, E.
Nice, nice, nice, nice!
Okay, that was close. That's okay.
That's okay, that's okay.
I want you to go full top. I'm trying to think
there's a better item I could get for you.
Come on! Think, think, think!
It's fine, we have a minute to think.
So let's do everything they told you.
The general is making a mistake, and he needs to be called on.
Okay, I think we can make for the bulk of it. I think it's our choice.
So we only need 30 more gold, so attention, the mech can get enough gold, which you will get.
You're gonna just write six rounds of cash.
No, sir, I'm gonna drop 30 shells!
Listen, remember when you manifested after the start of the day?
Yes!
Yes!
This is your moment. This is your moment.
Yes. So now on respawn. No.
You have to push off on your way up.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Please kill him! Yes!
Okay, Jinxie.
Yes!
Jinxie, listen. When you respawn, focus on what you can do.
But, but, but, but, push off one way bot,
and then afterwards you can walk mid.
So you're going to kill one wave of the minion, sir,
and then you walk mid.
Yes.
It is not even completely organic.
Yo, one wave of millions, one minute.
Got it.
Dude, there's the top of someone implanted there.
I can't believe it.
Those are in the Cypriots.
They all have one.
Which is supposed to prevent you from being aggressive.
So now, go free your red buff and then walk.
Now you don't have to spell push.
You can finally do a 13th.
To implant them during the growth cycle.
Shit.
They're faced in the boys' own dirt.
All right, good.
Red buff, red buff, red buff.
Shit.
And it drove him insane.
Half your red buff, you're going to the barricade.
These chicks have to be removed.
There is no proof of that.
Now James, while we're walking to Valin, I want to...
If you want to click on your favorites on,
because we're not that slow.
We need you to click on your favorites on.
Okay, just click on anything, Valin.
Now go. Open it back up.
Okay.
All soldiers charge!
Now back up, back up, back up, back up.
We need our team. We need our team. We need our team. Back up.
Walk back up, walk back up, walk back up, walk back up.
Okay, out.
Out.
In.
Out.
Okay.
Now wait.
Wait for where to go.
Wait for the woman first.
In.
In.
In.
In.
In.
In.
In.
In.
In.
In.
In.
In.
In.
In.
In.
In.
In.
In.
In.
In.
In.
whatever do you want me to give you one my favorites I have kung fu panda
let's do some kung fu panda then brother I have night team kills I'm so
low I was here in the chat!
okay I want you to hover over the left side of your screen of the shop it's
gonna open up a top click the the elixir that's like kind of orange and
gray next to the blue one down down one left exactly you buy it all right now
chad jinx he needs your energy his team but he sucks and he needs you everybody
needs the type of one right now everybody needs the type of one he needs your energy
okay now we're gonna walk shade med in 20 seconds the other dragon spawns it
I'll come down to this game.
I said I smelled, it hurt, but it could never hurt more than it did every day of my life just being me.
I stayed because I thought if anyone could change the backup, it could make me not me.
It was you!
Start pinging on the dragon.
Ping on the dragon.
You need to ping on the dragon.
Yes.
Walk towards it, walk towards it, walk towards it.
Jinxing.
If this dragon gets low, you need to smite-steal it at 1,400. Am I understeal?
Okay, you gotta steal it. Art, and then try to steal it.
I've never sucked more than anyone in the history of Kung-Fu, in the history of China, in the history of Suck-Ing.
Wait, it's about it. Wait.
WHAT?! WHAT?!
They totally hate me.
Totally.
How's she thought we're gonna turn me into the dragon?
Okay, warrior.
They can still hold. They can still hold.
I'm surprised you remember seeing me talk.
I know, but it's okay.
There might still be a chance for another fight.
Just wait.
You think I mean it?
I don't know what I mean.
Then go fast.
You got this.
I'm trusting you.
Listen, everybody is trusting you right now.
This is your moment.
I have to share.
One.
What's happening right now?
For the family.
Okay, should be up in time that you can maybe go this way.
Now when you respawn, walk straight bot.
Walk straight bot.
No, no, no, to the enemy team.
Walk to the enemy team. Maybe you can fight them.
Archer, Archer, Archer, Archer, Archer, Archer, Archer!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I want you to play Hans Zimmer time because I'm about to tell you exactly the words you
need to hear. Are you ready? What's it called? Hands, Zimmer, Timer. Now you just lost the
game where you dropped 20 kills, and I know it hurts, and I know it stings, and I know
there's a part of you that just wants to scream and shout and go absolutely crazy. Your team
entered you they did nobody can deny that but it's not about the loss and this
loss is not what you should take away from that game because you did something
jinxed that game that nobody thought you could do you dropped 20 kills you had the
highest damage you were 46,000 new personal best and I know that right now
the lost things but I want you to imagine if you could play like that every
game I want you to imagine where
you
you
you
you
you
and
will come a day where you will never lose ever again.
I've never been more emotionally affected by a loss in a video game like this one.
only when I lose on the problem, but in this game right here, in this 36 minute game, I
was the scorcher. I was the scorcher.
Do you know what we do after a 36 minute loss where we drop 20 kills, Jinxie?
We Q again.
Now I want you to-
NOW I WANT TO JUMP FURTY!
Yes!
Get me in there, man!
Get me in there!
Get me in Summoner's Rift!
It's not Summoner's Rift, James.
Yes, you got me. Terri on.
It's not Summoner's Rift anymore, James.
Summoner's Rift is what the Moanies refer to it as.
But for people like you and me, it's the fucking battlefield, it's the war zone, it's where
you can dominate everything in your path!
Now, James C, I want you to type another message.
I want you to type, I don't give a fuck what any of you do.
I will make sure we win.
We're walking first.
walking
They're all gonna die!
They're all gonna die
They're all gonna die
you
you
you
you
you
I'm sorry, Anakin.
strong enough to see for all of it that's where i stop now come back i love you jinxy
that's all the rainbow six viewers sitting there's no jimmy come back to rainbow six
as you descend into the insanity that is the other chosen one
it was said that you would just call this if i die now bring balance to the four
I destroyed him.
Alright, so now we're gonna play for the red one.
You found the clone, you're gonna back off.
You're gonna play for the...
I was once a Jedi, nice to see that he was your father.
He was the fifth star pilot in the galaxy.
I just want you to imagine, here's to nothing.
I'm gonna cut him off.
I'm gonna cut him off.
I'm gonna cut him off.
Are you gonna look back on him?
Think of it as just another plan where people said that you'd never be able to reach anything
and that you'd prove them right?
Or will it be a time when you roasted the occasion and shattered all expectations?
Talk to me, Jamesy!
It's time to rise to the fucking occasion!
I
Now looks like a free kill to me
It's not complete your training
This is complete and bring order to the galaxy
I'll never join you!
It's your moment.
Remember, E the hold Q.
E, E hold Q.
E the hold Q.
Okay? Nice!
Recall.
Back up. Recall.
Back up. Recall.
Now, you're wrong this point.
Always when I rework for ganks,
make sure that you're working on your map.
Recall.
Now, James, I'm not saying you're always having Q.
Hold it down until it goes through all the way in the future
by your, by your, uh,
The Tiamat team. The second thing.
The Tiamat wave will kick that's the one.
Watch your back.
Nothing.
Can stop that now.
Just for once.
Let me.
Look on this with mine.
You're gonna look on the front?
Let me see how we can go top, top, top, top, top.
That's your coach, Lazy. He's scrambling their name.
He blinks.
He wants you down. Okay, go.
Sorry guys, that was one, but I'll come out and leave you here, I can save you.
Alright.
So it's strong, that's why it's not perfect.
Right?
Come on, let's do it.
Spider.
Remember, if you're gonna have two charges, always use the smite, because your smite cooldown
is always working, right?
Right? As long as you only have one or zero charges.
Alright, cute.
Okay. Alright, I'll go for this.
Alright, after this, we're gonna go to the back here, so okay?
This is good.
Okay, look mid, look mid. Walk mid and press W. Walk mid, press W. Walk mid, press W.
You don't even need to press, go. Yep, this is good.
Alright, back up.
Yeah, we have to back up now because they backed off so it's okay
What matters Jinx he said you're running out to jungle the most important thing which is adaptability
What the fuck it's about being able to sit there and think that a place good
But then back off or commit with the information that is what separates the best
See this what you just did what you're doing right now
This is good. This is good. E hold Q E hold Q
It's okay, you can fight. Back up, back up. This is fine, this is fine.
Where's so many?
You need to go, Cuggs. Cuggs.
Do you want to go to the planets?
Most of them.
No, Cuggs.
Has anyone been to them all?
Hmm. Not likely.
I want to be the first one to see them all.
I don't want things to change.
I can't stop the change.
Even more than you can stop the suns from setting.
I don't see you again.
What does he do?
I'm not the type to tell you to do all these things.
I hope so.
And now you're doing them on your own?
Yes.
The drone.
I guess.
The farming.
Everything.
You think we're going to go for a dragon call?
It was a strong enough to save.
You're a farming.
I'm not going to do anything.
Now don't go in here because the red thing, that's a voice.
It's a strong voice.
So I want you to recall.
That's me.
It's okay.
But I'm a problem.
I won't fail again.
Now, on our recall relevant,
is you're gonna buy tier one boots,
and you're gonna buy...
Close my machine.
On the way to the room, okay?
Yes, master.
The tier one.
Yep, no?
And then, right to the room, okay?
Right to the room, okay?
Yep, there you go.
There you go.
I want you to come.
This is...
We don't bring bangers.
True.
This is...
Council granting of permissions for training.
Now, I don't want you to get paid anymore.
This is okay.
It keeps getting away.
You're gonna put him safe for the dragons
He's amazing
He should have seen the rest of the junglers and her dragons
If you keep doing this
Can't even say
You're just worried that you're not powerful, right?
Exactly
So that's why
In this case
What if it's the trans people who are going to look on the dragons?
They're not a bandit
I can't deeply about his friends, okay?
I looked out for them until the end.
You are strong and wise, Anakin, and I am very proud of you.
I have trained you since you were a small boy.
Then you have become a far greater Jedi than I could ever hope to be.
I'm sorry, Master.
But I'm not coming back.
She made the decision, Anakin.
Well, what choice did we give Q?
There were any suspicions about her loyalty.
The Count had turned their back on her.
You and your precious Jedi.
Oh, tell me, what?
How many of them lies have I been told by the Council?
Because you're a nurse, not for children.
I don't trust them.
They see your office check.
And they'll know how I'll be too strong.
So, what's going on?
Well, I should find this.
I know what's been troubling me.
Who am I?
I've known you've been searching for a life.
Now look for the parts that are about to respond to a fact.
You saw that without even being able to tell me.
It was on your warning how to control the world.
I won't let this one become real.
What do you call me, Anken Skywalker?
Only through me and she.
I'll go for it.
I'll go for it.
Someday I will be.
I will be the most powerful Jedi ever.
Now look for it.
The enemy's all one, so I won't fight with them.
I'll give a backing up now.
When you get to a point where you make these decisions, a lot of things based off the information, that's when you know you have to prove them.
Alright, I'll take this job.
You must leave!
I need him!
I want him to leave, and I want him to hurry.
Walk him, walk him, it's okay, just walk him, walk him, walk him.
It's okay.
Oh my god!
I don't like you, but there is any one second.
He has long agreed to the peace of our country.
Now look at the dragon, the dragon is so ugly.
That was the king who wanted all of us.
All of this was just a side quest.
The main quest is so out of the illusion.
No.
Off.
There you go.
Where is Darth Vader?
Don't shoot!
Go to get it!
I can't be.
Making my heart...
Die!
You're so mad!
You're so mad!
You're so mad!
Young Skywalker, you can't...
You've done it!
Yes, me!
You can't!
You've done it!
You've done it!
You've done it!
If you're not with me after this guy at the National University, then you are my safety-saving
part.
It's something I don't control here.
Now when you can't, you're gonna buy the bridge on a second life ticket.
And then you go straight to the ground.
I say jumpers, it is your duty to your team to make sure that you get those objectives.
If the grunts are, if the grumps are, if the dryness of it, if the hell is up, it is about you trying to find a pathway to be able to achieve your feeling.
Destroy the machine safe.
Not for the grunts, it's you, all right.
It's you, in your anger.
You killed her.
Now what do you do?
Uh, why don't you rest for a couple of minutes?
Okay, I'll be back in a second.
Surprise, surprise, surprise!
Yes! Yes!
What do you mean?
Confused.
Good. See, I'll finish these drops.
And then after these drops, you're gonna look on the front.
You're just gonna hook them.
Actually, kill those, kill those, kill those.
But if he walks away, then we go for the gromp. If he walks away, then we go for the gromp. The gromp. The gromp. The gromp. It's good.
It's good. It's good.
Boy, it's a spree of anaconda.
My chancre in you.
Not in my father's eyes. This is perfect. I'll just pray for this gromp.
The young Jedi named Darth Vader.
The Force is in you.
Now James I wanted to understand that you're the best of the best, you're the first to struggle getting chance to use your minutes.
Right now you're at about 7.
And you're high.
I want you to just allow that stink to come off your shoulder.
You're getting CS numbers relative to how loud you're fighting and everything.
Similar to stuff that not even some guy can use.
Now imagine when you approve this efficiency.
Imagine when you approve this decision making.
Imagine when you prove the optimization.
You knew the power.
Take these rafters, take the hugs.
Don't drone on the chains.
If they're spiting on the minimap,
would you just see what's going on?
Walk there, Jax, you walk there.
That's a better play.
We drone, we saw.
Now walk in.
Anakin.
Nice.
Got this?
Nice!
Now the backs, the backs, the backs, the backs, the backs.
You can swipe.
FNMQ.
FNMQ.
Nice!
Now go for that crab!
It is the name of your true self, you've only-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I know there's good in you.
This is all you, J.C.
THIS IS ALL YOU!
I'm driven from you, fool.
Who is your pain?
It is too late for me.
Now, J.C., remember, when you buy items, it's like getting another ability, especially for Kimmel.
They call Fust, uh, Pusby.
And then I go to buy a bravery kit.
I am a J.C.
So you sit that little two in your inventory, you can drag it only to one if it feels better.
Like my father, you know me.
And you're an entry player, where your item is on.
So by your board, I'm gonna want you to bring, watch your room, just watch your room.
Now, I'm sorry, the thing about your gold, above your gold, you see?
And you have all your items, above your gold.
On the right side, the right side.
The right side? No, on the right side.
The right, where your gold is? Yeah, yeah.
You sit up here, you can have both, and then you drag it over to the one slot,
You can change the slot of your items.
You should know what you're hearing.
You can quest one.
I saw most of another ability.
Very so. Good.
Now drone up, drone up.
Main is fighting, main is fighting.
Main is fighting, she's right there.
What's going on?
No.
Oh my god.
Alright, back up. We were too late. It's okay.
Let's go for the ground.
I'm sorry, master!
You're coming with us.
You haven't failed me yet, Padawan.
I'm not leaving you.
You're out of sync.
It's just you.
You are ready.
Now we're half-complete.
You are right.
You are right.
I'm not a scout!
I'm telling you, sister.
Jensie, you are honest, you're a fused.
Master.
The urge to give up on the battlefield you have never failed.
You might lose some time to fight it.
I can tell you what I mean.
You might let down your team and it might even be a demotion, but as long as you refuse to let that little voice take over tell you to quit, then you have never failed, and I want you to allow that.
One only fails when he gives up. Now play for this red, play for the Krugs, and then let's look for that dragon. Because what is a jungler's objective?
The objectives!
Exactly! And if there's a dragon coming up in 16 seconds, where should we be?
And that's why, in life, you never give up.
Jynxie, you are still one win away from Iron II.
Are you going to do it tonight?
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow, okay, Alchi.
Now, Don't test.
I've been listening all night.
I'm listening.
today was the first day where it clicked that 46,000 damage game was lost alive I fell
Yeah, I know 46,000 damage and hopefully all four of those pluses on my team get banned
I wanted to understand just how crazy it is that today you played four games on Warwick
you won three of them and the only one that you didn't you gave the best fucking performance
that I've ever seen any Ibron player give on the entire planet.
Don says I just want to say.
No one expected me.
To even resist.
They thought I was going to drop right to iron floor and clip again.
I now find myself on victory away from Iron Two.
But I'm not going to stop at Iron Two.
I'm going to get bronze.
They're gonna say I have no chance of getting silver and I'm just gonna do it.
And then they're gonna say, well, okay, he got silver, he had his fun.
There's no way he's gonna get gold.
And then I'm gonna do it.
And then they're gonna say, there's no way he can get to black and red.
And then I'm gonna do it.
And then I'm gonna...
I'm just gonna keep going up and down and up.
And before you know it, I'll be a perfect champion.
Now, Jensi, I want you to listen to what I'm about to tell you.
And these are the words I'll leave you off with tonight.
Are you ready?
Look at the last of the Jame Stanzas.
So Jensi, an indomitable spirit creates an unstoppable man.
And the indomitable spirit creates an unstoppable force.
Yes.
Thank you, Dr. S.
All right, now go have a good rest.
You are in debt.
I wasn't strong enough to save you mom, but I promise, I won't fail again.
You've done her against me!
You have done that yourself!
You're not taking from me!
You're having your lust for power, I've already done that.
They told me that I was going to drop to iron four with no resistance.
They told me I would twist this game.
Now I'm about to be ironed too.
46,000 damage
On my second
Didn't play level 30
Had to learn it wrong
When you're wrong
But I have a right
Have a great night, as always, God first, God bless, oh, and in case I don't see ya,
good afternoon, good evening, and good night.
I'll see you guys in the next one.
Never back down, never away.
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