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yo bro I'm streaming right now okay so bro first first Drake is dropping tonight

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bro are you gonna throw something on the grill those

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bro you don't even know what I got planned bro what is what is that even

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you don't even know what I got fucking planned for tonight what are you gonna

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Are you gonna throw some shit on the grill?

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Yes, bro, everybody listens to Drake, bro.

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Okay, okay. Yeah, I don't know for sure, bro, but everybody everybody likes Drake, but where are you going with this?

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Loose like where are you going, bro?

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Okay, you're gonna close you're gonna pop champagne because Drake's traveling, bro

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I don't know like

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Okay, all right, bro, but now put up now what the fuck are you texting me about 2k, bro?

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I'm not your loss. I'm not playing you in my team. You pay to win

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Yo, that game that you got me and millions of people addicted to, by the way, fuck you,

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I dropped three bands on that game, and I'm ass, okay?

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The least you can do, bro, if you hop on 2K, go, go live, see, just rip a few packs,

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you'll pull some players, right, and then we play, they have a fun time.

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I'm gonna ask you to spend thousands of dollars.

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Dude, but I know what you're trying to do, you're swindling me, because we're gonna

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play in 2k to see who's actually better at 2k right but when you play my team

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you're just gonna have some fucking 99 fucking Michael Jordan and 99 Kareem

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Dude you can right now go on and just get 99 all 99 team you can right now there's no I'm not

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tricking you I'm saying that in 2k like we play like a quote-unquote quit game with

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the actual like NBA players we're gonna be playing with people that are ass it's

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Yeah, I got you so how much okay, how much money would I have to spend on packs to actually get a good team?

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Dude, I don't think you came likes me that much bro

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Dude, I've only said that their game is shit for like four years

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I've always done that.

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Bro, but alright bro, I'm gonna get that ass, bro.

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Also dude, enjoy your champagne tonight, Los, okay?

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Are you gonna throw something on the grill or what?

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Uh, dude, I'm not like, like I love Drake, but I'm not like a Drake.

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Like you're like a Drake-like, uh, superfan, bro.

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Nah, that's, that's, alright bro.

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Bro, you said you might die tonight, Los.

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You sound like a girl going to a Justin Bieber concert.

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Not die of like, oh shit, I'm saying like, I'm gonna get my alcohol for something like that type of die, bro.

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Really? Wait, so are you gonna stream listening to the album or are you just gonna listen to it?

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Fuck yeah, bro, and I'm gonna smoke and drink. I might, that's what I'm saying, I might die.

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Like, and if I do this, it's been real. We had some fun streaming.

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Yes, bro. Los, honestly, if you're streaming at midnight, bro,

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like, I'm down to call you and ask for your reviews of the album, bro. I'm biased.

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unbiased because I'm gonna listen to the whole album one at a time unbiased

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All right, bro, all right, yeah, after that we'll talk

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Yo chat this guy bro. He sounds like a girl going to a Justin Bieber concert. I might die tonight

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Bro, it's an exciting album. You're gonna die

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Throw something on the grill dude

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So first things first, bro. We're playing Los in 2K on Monday. Actually not even first thing first.

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First things first. Tonight, Iceman is dropping, chat. Iceman is dropping. Highbites call him.

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Yo, highbites. What's up, dude? Hey, happy Drake day.

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Yo, yo, ding say!

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Nicholas Douglas Stewart, Lil' Dave.

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That's good, bro.

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Hey, listen.

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No, have you been drinking?

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Jack, tell me if you've ever heard

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high-five sound like this in your life.

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Brother, are you drunk, dialing me at three?

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LDN, LDN.

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Listen, no, I'm not.

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First of all, happy drink day.

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I'm just excited for drink.

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It's drink day.

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Now, what do you do for drink?

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Bro, I said I'm gonna throw some shit on the grill later, and then I'm gonna

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I'm probably gonna call Loats after I listen to the album and ask for his opinion

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Uh, uh, cuz he's number one Drake supporter

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Nice

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Um

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And it's gonna be biased, it's gonna be biased as fuck

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But yes, bro, what's up dude?

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Yeah

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Uh, LDN, I don't um

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Alright, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

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It's a good day

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Drake's dropping, it's a good day

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I'm not doing this LDN shit, alright?

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I'm not going by Lil Dick, Nick, bro.

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If you're gonna be a dick, be fuckin' creative.

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Just embrace it, bro.

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Anyways, here, bro, I got some, like, news for you, bro.

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Like, you know what I'm saying?

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Like, obviously, you know right through point,

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I was coming out, bro, did you see this?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what is this?

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What is this?

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What is this?

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, what is this?

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What?

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Wait, when my placement matches are done, I'm diamond one.

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Rank 3.0 is coming and they shouted out Frankie's strings.

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Okay.

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Rank 2.0, gone.

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Yes!

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Whoa!

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New diamond rank.

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It actually doesn't look that bad.

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Maybe every rank.

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Also, no, this means high-vives, every rank is going to look different.

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rank that's what I said yes take that goddamn sad out of your voice yeah

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It's Drake Day. Drake is dropping. Why are you being a dick?

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Yo, you can't just sneak that one in. Bro, you know what I'm also excited for?

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5, 14, 26, May, Thursday, the 14th.

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He's drunk.

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He's drunk.

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I hope, yeah.

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I hope, yeah, for a great night, bro.

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I'm not drunk.

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He is drunk, like no, I'm not drunk right now.

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You are drunk.

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Bro, I've known you for years.

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You've never said he is drunk.

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Chad, I dare, like no, he is drunk.

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I guarantee it.

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No, I am not drunk, bro.

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Bro, Ron Collins.

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Ron Collins.

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Yes, all right, hold up, Ron Collins, Ron Collins.

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Happy Drake Day.

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Wait, hold up.

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Yo, Ron, happy Drake Day, bro.

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Happy Drake Day, bro.

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Little dick neck.

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Okay, yo, yo, oh my God, oh my God.

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My god!

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Fuck!

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Fuck!

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Guys, it's some new bullshit every day!

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Fuck!

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Lil Dick Nick, I have an average-sized cock, bro.

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Very open about it.

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Very average-sized cock.

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Average girth, average length.

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I shave periodically.

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Bro, it's not- I don't have some one-inch punisher, dude.

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Happy Drake day in the chat.

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Now, so Drake stopping tonight, the plan for tonight, we're going to listen to the entire

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album one by one.

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I'm going to listen to it alone, alone, not going to listen to any of the biases of other

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people.

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I'm going to listen to the entire album one by one, rate every song one out of 10, and

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then rate the album one out of 10, and then call Lose, and then we'll talk to a delusional

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Drake fan.

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But Drake, like, okay, should be fair, Drake has the go though.

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Drake has the go.

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Players can no longer die from fall damage in Fortnite.

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Say you swear to God.

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Say you swear to God.

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Wait.

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This means Sky Basics would be the best strategy in the game now.

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This means Sky Basics will be the best strategy in the game now, no?

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Would it not?

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Would it not?

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Oh, it puts you on one health

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You know, that's actually not a bad change

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That's actually not a bad change check you guys know when um

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Like you guys know when you get cut out in a sky base and you immediately die now you still have full shield

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You still be a hundred and one health

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This makes one a sky base again, dude, I remember the sky-basing era that was so peak um

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Um

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But yes, bro next up on the list bro next up on the agenda here

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Next up. I I'm so like no no chat. I'm so fucking excited guys. Keep this. No keep this

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Chat check this out. No no no chat look look look look

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tomorrow

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We have the greatest pro league block of schedule

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I've ever seen in my life at 3 p.m. Eastern Standard Time tomorrow for the

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first time ever we have stoppin versus spoit on a fucking main stage guys

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I like yes we are there brother I might I might actually pop champagne for this

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one spoit versus stoppin in the quarterfinals right after that game it's

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It's Falcons vs. Spades.

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Oh, shit.

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Shit, my voice is shot, bro, but oh my god.

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Guys, I'm so excited.

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Guys, today's stream's gonna be a long stream, bro.

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We gotta stay up till midnight, dude.

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We gotta stay up till midnight.

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And then this is the whole album, dude.

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Jack, are y'all excited, bro?

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Stoppin' vs. Spoy on a pro league main stage format,

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3 p.m. EST tomorrow.

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It's not a perfect time, too.

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I have no complaints.

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I always have a fucking complaint

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because the Pro League events are always at seven

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in the morning and stop and playing at five in the morning.

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Brother, it's 3 p.m.

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It's stop and burst point.

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I have no complaints.

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On top of that, on Sunday,

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we don't know who's gonna be in grand finals yet,

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but they're gonna be revealing the new season of Siege,

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finally fully revealing the new season of Siege,

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which is the most anticipated season of Siege

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there has ever been.

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Rank 3.0 is coming.

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New map is coming after a three-year hiatus.

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We're getting a new map.

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Ubisoft, I'm proud of y'all, bro.

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Like, hey, I'm proud of you.

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I'm fucking proud of y'all, bro.

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The chair of the Winkley Man.

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I'm fucking proud of y'all.

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On top of this chat, there is a chance.

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Guys, I don't wanna say this

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to just put the bad energy into the world

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and then make it wrong.

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So what I'm gonna do is, before I say this,

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I'm going to knock on wood.

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There is a legitimate chance that we get the new season revealed of our six.

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And then right after we see stop in a grand finals, winning his first ever major.

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I might try to tear on Sunday.

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Chat, I don't want to get ahead of myself because he's still got a, he's

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still got to beat, boy, still got to win his semis game.

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He's still got to win finals.

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Bro chat.

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There was a legitimate chance Sunday is going to be cinema.

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Subnautica 2. Now wait, OK, should we play Subnautica 2 today, Chad?

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New to Siege, we're easing the onboarding experience for new players.

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What is this? What does the new onboarding?

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What the fuck does this mean?

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I look like so for the first time, we're actually going to be bringing

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bots into Quickmatch exclusively for new installs only. OK.

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So, if it's your, you've just installed the game, you've never played Siege before, there's a chance in your very, very first matches of quick match that you'll be able to play against a bot match.

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The reason why we're doing this is we still struggle against putting new players into our existing people going up against, you know, this is not that bad of a concept.

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But when Fortnite did it, I never got out of Bot Lobby's chat.

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I kept playing against bots on Fortnite for a year.

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Does that mean I was shit?

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Chat, what does that mean exactly?

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Does that mean that I was shit?

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I wonder why.

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Judy, are you hyped for Iceman?

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Yes!

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Yes!

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Due to water.

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Yes.

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It's because you're terrible.

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I think Fortnite just added bots, all pools.

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I played subnautica 2 with K-SELF, which chat, that's not a bad idea guys, but guys I never

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played subnautica 1, I never played subnautica 1 chat, I could ask him, it'll be at like

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9, um, Ken guys, I asked Ken, but Ken's in Australia, so Ken's asleep right now.

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Jack, did I need to play Subnautica 1 to understand Subnautica 2?

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Did I need to play?

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No, I played Subnautica 1 for like five hours.

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This is day 500 of streaming straight.

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Yes, brother, we're at 500 days of streaming straight.

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We're at 500 days of streaming straight.

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500 days.

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is so beautiful listen to this banger wait what is this wait am i not on youtube

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what

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When have you ever in your life seen Cristiano Ronaldo make this

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formation with his leg when have that is a straight-up toe kick

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he does not know Odie say his first name he does not know Odie say his first

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name he doesn't even know damn bellies first name what the fuck is this song

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Oh

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Hit the goal

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Miho, Miho, Miho, Miho, Miho, what the fuck?

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What in the fucking LARP is this shit? What is this shit, bro?

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What in the fucking LARP is this?

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Hit the goal are we dead ass?

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That was a good, ah, Cole Palmer one.

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Jesus Christ.

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Jesus Christ, bro.

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Oh my god.

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Jesus Christ, bro.

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Make it count.

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Lay it straight.

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Don't look back.

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Don't hesitate when you go big time.

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Darth Maul is calling you.

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I'm sure he is, bro.

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I'm sure the fuck he is.

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How do you spell Toronto Drake?

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Now, chat.

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Are we excited, bro, for Drake's album?

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Are we excited?

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Do we know how many songs are on it?

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Are we pumped up, bro?

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Do we know how many fucking songs is on it?

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Are we pumped up?

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I'm seeing nose.

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I'm seeing nose.

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Did you see the leaks?

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No.

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Did you see the leaks of what?

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You can't spell cinema without Iceman?

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Wait, what?

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Oh my God, I didn't even fucking realize that.

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What?

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I didn't even realize that bro, what?

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Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, okay, but chat, um, back to gapping, sorry.

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Yeah, uh, guys, I have been watching Green Boats 6CH pro league for, even before I was

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even streaming.

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years. I remember the prime G2 or before they were G2 Pente sports with

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Pangu and Fabian, Chate. Bro, I've been watching a professional R6 for probably

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eight years. This is the number one match I'm most excited for.

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Spoigt versus Stompin. On the main stage, bro. On the f**k. Winner goes to Sammy's

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loser goes home chat who do you got winning bro 3 p.m. bro we are there who

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do you got winning this chat who do you got who do you got who do you got G2

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chat actually run a poll on this actually run a poll on this actually run

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a fucking poll no legitimately run a poll legitimately run a poll bro

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Legitimately run a poll.

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Now chat, we're going to find out today how good I am at stalling on stream, because chat, we have literally eight hours, 13 minutes until the Drake album.

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Hi, guys, can we get a timer above my head that says blank many hours till Iceman.

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Can we get a timer. I have ice. Thank you. Appreciate it.

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Yeah, we're gonna see how good I am at stalling legitimately. We're gonna see how good I am at stalling

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Now chat what game should we play what game should we play y'all?

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What games do y'all want to see played today before Iceman?

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Do you guys want me to play Subnautica 2 with case if he can tonight if you can?

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If you can if you can your child is there anything special a to do for sub 2?

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Is there anything special need to do like it's early access right? It's early access, right? What do I have to do?

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What do I have to do chat? It's early access. Subtubic case tonight. I'll ask. I'll see what he says.

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You just buy it and download it. Okay, bad, bad, bad.

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I bet, I bet.

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Chad, is anybody in here beat Subnautica too?

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Yeah, I don't know.

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No way, right?

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Jinxie, the album drops at, no, the album drops at,

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no, it doesn't cover 9.45, what?

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No, it drops at 12, it drops at midnight.

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It drops at midnight.

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The album drops at midnight, I thought.

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Does it not?

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Wow chat is saying g2 is gonna win. Yeah, but yeah, we'll check it out bro 3 p.m. Tomorrow, dude go to his IG

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Drake's IG

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Let's see

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I don't see let's see who is IG wait oh my god may 14945 wait what bro what what what

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Wait, episode four, what do you mean episode four?

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It's in eight hours.

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That's a single, not the album.

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Oh, oh, I see, I see, I see, all right.

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All right, all right, all right.

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Shout out to Subbone Comedy Night, why not?

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Let's Subbone Comedy Night, y'all.

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Let's jump into some comedy night.

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Whoa.

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Yeah, we gotta play Subnautica 2 today, if we can.

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Let me buy it now and download it.

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Um, yeah, bro, I want to play Subnautica 2 with Kace and I want to play with, uh, Ken

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as well.

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All right.

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Chat, let me buy it.

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Let me buy it.

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Let me buy it.

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Let me buy it.

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Let me buy it.

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Oh, nay.

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Oh, nay.

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All right.

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View my cart.

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Have I set a leak?

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Or no, nothing's leaked.

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No, meet my plate tonight.

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I don't know, chat.

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We'll see.

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We'll play it by ear.

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My content, install content.

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Easy peasy.

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Love it.

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It's crazy.

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Install it.

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Install it.

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Install.

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Downloads.

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Okay.

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14 gigabytes.

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Jesus Christ of Nautica.

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14 gigs, chat.

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Are we dead ass?

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All right.

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Ladies and gentlemen.

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Alright ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, let's get it. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

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Alright, chat. You know the rules, man. Make me laugh. You're a hundred dollars.

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Let's go without further ado let's go let's go

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We're back okay no whoa whoa where did he get that fucking sign where did he get that

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fucking sign bro what's good bro wait this game got an update do this game

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get updated today okay so what's the difference between a wife and a grenade

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What? Nothing. If you take the ring off, you take out of the house.

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Who just, who just shit themselves?

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Dude.

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Duh.

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Mo.

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Get.

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His.

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Sneakers.

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From.

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I'm not going to laugh at this.

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I'm not going to laugh.

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Yes, bro.

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All right, I got it.

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So where did Darth Vader go to the mall?

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Where?

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Darth Maul.

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Oh my god!

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Bro, I can't escape this!

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Fuck me! Fuck me!

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Alright, alright, alright, alright.

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All right.

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Uh, uh, uh, what did dog move to get me from...

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Hello, Jens.

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You saw I'm a big fan of yours.

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Thank you for doing this content.

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I love you so much.

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Thank you so much.

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And I'm asking you a real question.

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Okay.

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Are you a Christian?

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A real? Wait, what? A real question?

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Okay, so first thing I want to say, I'm a big fan and I have a question. Are you a Christian?

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Oh yes! Yes, yes, yes, sorry. Yes, yes, yes. Bro, I'm sorry, I didn't hear you at first.

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Okay, you sleep.

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Wait, I have a quick question.

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How does one get in here like R6 stuff?

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Miho, Miho, it's just luck on a draw, dude.

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Okay, okay, okay.

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Okay, so why don't scientists trust Adams?

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Because they make everything up.

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How did Doc Moll get to the second floor?

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How?

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How?

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The elevator.

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Yo, I can't do this shit.

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Bro, I can't do this!

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Oh my god!

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Why did Jinxie go to England?

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Why?

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To see his wife, Bonnie B.

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Why did Jinxie go to England?

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Why?

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To see his wife, Bonnie B.

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Man, just literally banned.

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Just a ban.

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It's just a ban, bro.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

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Why?

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She don't got no arms.

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I don't, I really don't get that one.

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Hello?

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If she didn't have arms, how'd she get on this week?

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Hello?

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Yo, what's the difference between Batman and a black man? What?

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That one can go robin a knife

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Yo, guys, it's a band bro. Come on. Yo, ask you what's up here? Yo?

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Yo, J.J.D. What's up, bro? Where did Jinxie get his shoes?

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Where where?

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the fortnight out of Jog

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MOTHER FUCKER

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How does Anakin Skywalker like his toast?

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How?

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A little bit on the dark side

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Is this like a Star Wars community? Like what is this?

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You were jinxing, what do you call an alligator that drives?

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Uh, uh, I don't actually know what I actually know

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Um, you call it a thing

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Who the fuck's fooling me?

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Oh wait, that's the wrong joke?

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What's the good joke?

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Oh, alright, my bad. I'll tell him then.

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Uh, with this dog, they don't get his shoes.

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Great, that's the fallback.

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So that's the fallback, Joe!

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You forget your joke, and then you just default to that shit?!

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No, no, no, no, no, no. I said the wrong joke.

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My friend told me, told me I was telling the wrong joke.

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Oh, okay.

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Okay, great, dogfinger!

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Oh my god, uh, now I've gone to the spot.

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I had the joke somewhere in my pocket.

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um oh here it is where does tarpon springsvader get his sneakers from where jinx's house

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produce bro this guy has outro like what hi yo p.l what's up bro what's up jinxy you ready for my

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joke yep okay why did jinxie go to tarpon springs cuz I live there now

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because you went to the Darth Spongebob okay so yeah so just inserting the word

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dark in candy sentence it's not a joke what's not a joke the dark Spongebob's

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like are we serious guys okay yep you're the only guy that got a laugh

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type your paper PayPal hi-fives go type your twitch

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Yeah, just type and type it.

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Yo, what's up, bro?

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Oh, that was awesome.

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Hey, bro, what's up, dude?

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He's gone, bro.

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I mean like what does that fit dude?

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I said knock knock.

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Who's there?

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Not Sarah.

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Yo bro what's like what's this guy's saying?

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Yo what's up bro?

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Great love the sign.

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Where did Duff Morgan his shoes from?

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Oh my god Sam it got worse yo Sam do you remember Sam do you remember when I said your

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mic was bad yes you said it was good no no Sam it got it got worse Sam wait is this

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Is this the fucker fan contest?

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Is this the what? The what?

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The fucker fan contest.

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Get him off the stage!

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Hello, Big Dick Nick.

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Yo, alright, alright, no, no.

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Bro, it's just Nick, dude.

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You don't have a Big Dick?

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Wow, why does it matter? Why?

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Do you have a dick?

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I don't know.

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Do you even have a dick?

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Yo bro, where's your joke?

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Why didn't you can go to the road to get to the other side?

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Okay

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Yo, uh

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Big big Johnson did he what's up, bro, not my name

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Where did Jinxie go to get his shoes

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I just I don't even have words at this point. I don't even have words guys.

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So, if you wake up with a solid snake, you're a solid snake man.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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All right, don't get this is a original.

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Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

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Where?

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the death store wow rare one thank you thank you rare rare rare rare rare rare one

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what's up Nick how's it going what's up dude can you say hello to Savannah for me

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we're going to prom together oh hey Savannah happy prom with this guy what's

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your name my name is Chase she loves your streams we both watch your streams

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So, hey, Jason Savannah to the prom, dude.

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I love you, Jim.

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See, thank you.

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Love you, bro.

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Hey, guys, where did what?

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Why did you see stop?

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No, don't say no.

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Why did you see stop playing soccer?

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Why?

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Because he didn't get his dark shoes.

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Yeah.

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Are you clapping at your own, bro?

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What?

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Yeah.

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No, you were clapping.

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You were clapping.

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Bro, this guy is clapping at his own shit.

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This guy looks interesting, bro.

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Chet, what is dingleberries again?

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That's when you don't wipe your ass.

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All right.

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Why did the cheek?

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Oh, no, that's.

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Oh, here it is.

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Okay, um, what if the 10 pound spring splatter across the road?

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This guy's brain is fried, bro.

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Why?

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To get the sneakers from Jinx's feet.

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Bro.

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Yo, thank you for sending me this joke.

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This guy's brain is reduced to rubble.

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I go, like, what is the joke?

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Yo, what's up, bro?

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to get your tampons please wait Andy I missed the first Andy I missed the first

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part of your joke say it again say it again why do the chicken cross the road

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why to get your tampons please

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I

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Where does Yoda do to get a sip of water where the Yoda fountain

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Bro, and like you're just you're just putting his name in front of it

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Okay, pay this guy. All right, bro, what is the type? Yeah, yeah, it's every time

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Okay, I laughed at Minnesota as well. So type your twitch in the in the all chat

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Okay, in the whole time, right?

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Yes, in the comedy chat.

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And then, Havel's gonna DM you. Make sure your whisper's on.

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Alright.

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Hello, JankofankaBankaBakaFaka.

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Okay.

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Knock, knock.

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Yup, what's up, bro?

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Knock, knock.

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What's up? What's up?

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Knock, knock.

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Who's there? God damn it!

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Calces.

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Calces who?

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I got this move

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Yo jerky, a jinx you sorry, remember?

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Yo, yo, what's up bro?

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Yo, don't turn it up!

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Don't turn it up!

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Okay, okay, okay, okay

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Let me tell a joke

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Why did the Italian chef pass away?

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He died

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No, that's not it, that's not the joke!

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It's why did the Italian chef die, he passed away!

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Hey, that was my joke.

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You said it wrong!

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You're janksy, you're on the wrong, I think it's funny.

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What balls, what?

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Me and you have played 20 rogli tournaments to get up.

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And then me, no, you and Bobbles, they don't get up.

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Yeah, I've never won a tournament. What's your point?

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Yeah, you can play about involved with your team, and then you...

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I'm the problem when we lose, and then me involved with team up, and when I turn in.

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Jinxie?

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What's up?

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Dislocate to say a joke.

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Yes, you're on the stage right now.

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Okay, so, um, do you have a weapon, small technique, and shoes?

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Where?

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The devil.

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Yo, Jinxie.

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Yo, yo, yo.

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What do you call men in the submarine?

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What?

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Seaman.

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Oh!

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No, I can't do this. I can't do this. I can't do this, bro.

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Bro, these guys have fucking lap tracks. Yes, have I? Pay out of everybody, please.

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Pay out everybody, pay out everybody, pay out everybody, pay out everybody.

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Okay, chat.

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Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, jades and lenterman.

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Bades and Bentleman.

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Jades and Bentleman.

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Chat, what games should we get on now?

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What games should we get on now?

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Oh, Moggles.

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You know, that's not a bad shout, kid.

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It's not a bad shout.

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I'm feeling Moggy.

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I'm feeling muggy as shit, bro.

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You're actually 100% right.

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Ooh, Subnautica 2 downloaded.

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Why can't I get in here, what the fuck, I'm trying to mog.

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I can't get in here, I'm trying to mog, dude.

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Oh, that's why.

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All right, it's time to ascend, bro.

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We're not allowed to get it off of a model until we get a Chad light rating.

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We're not allowed to get it off of a model until we get a Chad light rating.

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This could be a 24 hours train.

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We are not.

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Wait, let me go.

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Let me go.

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Let me go.

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Let me go.

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Let me go.

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Thank you.

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you

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I don't know what to do with it.

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I don't know what to do with it.

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I don't know what to do with it.

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Let's play on Muggle, dude.

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All right, we're not allowed to get off till we get Chad Light.

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Not allowed to get off till we get Chad Light.

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I don't care if this is a 25-hour stream, bro.

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Should I take my headset off, Chad?

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What do we think, if I actually want to Mug?

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What the fuck?

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What the fuck?

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I hope you will change.

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Let me see this one.

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Chadlight, Chadlight, come on, Chadlight, come on!

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Okay, okay.

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Chadlight, come on!

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Get moooongst!

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Wait, what? Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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Why am I lagging? Why am I lagging?

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Why am I lagging?

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Which I couldn't hear him. What did he say?

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High-fives. High-fives. I'm lagging again.

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My PC's getting mugged again.

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Shitty PC.

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Bro, how do I get a 6.2? He said Torile.

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Torile, Torile, Torile.

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Chet isn't Toriile finished Toriile Toriile Toriile

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Bro have eyes I'm trying to mark bro. If it likes again, I'm getting off

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Why the fuck is it lagging how to mark

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My god, here we go our puppy outside

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You know what I mean?

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Oh

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So I take my headset off and I'm less attractive this website doesn't make any fucking sense

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I take my head off and I'm less attractive

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Oh

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To a note to a note to a note to a note so I take my headset off and I'm less attractive that doesn't make any sense

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This website is a steaming crock of shit. You know this website would actually be good if it actually rated the fucking mobs correctly

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Check it out and say

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Bro, bro, wait don't tell me the YouTube stream. Okay, it is working

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I

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Think you just got mobs buddy buddy, I think you just got mobs, bro buddy. I think you just got mobs buddy

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Check that's three wins in a row three wins in a row. Come on

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Three in a row

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Put your camera angle higher

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Wait you mean like oh it might be the angle you're right it could be the angle bro, it could be the angle bro. You're actually right

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It's the angle chat now we're going to go undefeated

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No, but now you can see my hairline chat this might be worse actually

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No, it could be the angle though. I'm being serious. It could be the angle

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Not gonna lie

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Bro get in there mother fucker get in there

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I got a chat. I got I got the perfect angle. Oh my god. All right. We're not getting up

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till we get Chad light. Come on.

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Chad Chad light. Here we go. Chase with the 20 gifted. W chasing the chat. Chase. Love

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love you baby love you baby bro come on bro I'm trying them off I'm on a three

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game winning streak right now this is good this is good this is good this is

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good this is good my record is seven and 15 all them I'm not being like bronze

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elo right now but I can't believe there's elo in this my next rank is LTN

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What do I do?

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Yeah, we'll record it.

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This guy is a little bit dope, at least.

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Jason!

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Oh, it's not, Maggie.

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What are you doing?

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Don't laugh, bro.

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It hurts so much.

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I should not be able to drive right now.

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You just got mugged, kid.

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You just got fucking mugged.

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You just got my kid!

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No, I didn't!

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That's four in a row, buddy!

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Sit down!

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No, it's not.

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What?

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What?

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What?

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Bro, the angle didn't do shit, y'all.

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The angle didn't do anything.

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What?

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Mi-ha, mi-ha, the angle didn't help, y'all.

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Bro, this is the most brave-

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And I'm just very angry.

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No, you lost.

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No?

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I wish somebody meant for you.

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No way, he's a YouTuber.

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Is he real?

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No, that's a photo.

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He's... he's moving!

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You!

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No way, imagine if I'm saying that.

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Get mobbed, Shin! Come on!

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Oh, fine, she's black!

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What?!

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Whoa, what?!

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What?!

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What did he say? What did he say? What? What the fuck did he say? The fuck? What? Okay.

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Jesus Christ, bro. What? Bro, that's four wins, one loss. How about I get the record

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on screen? I'm literally a fucking slayer right now. Chattanoom a sub three slayer.

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I'm slaying the sub three lobbies, y'all. I can't believe there's 5,000 people online

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right now. I'm literally a sub three slayer, bro.

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You mugged a six year old dude? Relax a little bit, bro.

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We're mugging any and everybody on this site right now.

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Still waiting for opponent. Center your face before the scan starts.

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Good lighting beats a good camera.

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A podium is taking longer than usual.

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Wait, Chad, I just realized my camera is nerfing me, dude.

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My camera is nerfing me.

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I just realized Chad, my camera is nerfing me, dude.

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Chad, I just realized my camera is nerfing me, dude.

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My camera is nerfing me, dude, bro. Come on. I'm trying to log

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What the fuck is that shit?

55:49.040 --> 55:51.040
This site is ass!

55:51.040 --> 55:53.040
This site is shit!

55:53.040 --> 55:55.040
This site is dog shit!

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I mean who is that chanting tatum?

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What the fuck?

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I'm getting modbed by a high schooler dude!

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Fuck!

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Shine your flashlight on your face, trust me.

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Ron, I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm getting mugged by a high school kid, y'all.

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I'm getting mugged by a high school kid, y'all.

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Where is he?

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Where is he?

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Is that you?

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Is that really Jinxie, bro?

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Is that actually you?

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Hello.

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I need this please God come on give it to me please fuck you I need this one

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he's not bro you're not like in the DC stop

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oh seven point oh seven point oh there we go take off the headset okay all right we

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We go no headset plus flashlight.

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If my score doesn't go up, this website is a flaw.

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We go no headset plus flashlight.

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What type of cheese is that? He's doing something with his hand.

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Chet, let's get cheating. He's doing some weird shit with his hand.

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Yeah, random number generator. Yo, bro, this site is random number generator.

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Nothing we do ma- Guys, I don't wanna play this fucking site!

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I don't want to play this.

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It's tech.

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Mode, okay, okay.

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No, no, no, everything's a mode.

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Okay, okay, okay.

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Dude, he's doing some meta thing.

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No, no, he doesn't meta thing, chat.

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Look, look, look, I'm gonna do it.

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Chat, he's doing a meta thing, y'all.

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Swipe the cam. No, no, this is what he does. Yeah, this is the cheese

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He did that five times I like it and his score kept going up

58:43.840 --> 58:47.700
This guy like bro people are try-hards on fucking old model

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You're a try hard on fucking old model bro. What the fuck?

58:53.840 --> 58:58.960
Your chat yes or no is this website a random number generator or am I chopped the honest?

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Your camera angle is bad. It's not my camera angle. It's my fucking camera

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Let me show you the camera that I use, bro. Let me take a picture of this

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Bro chat. That's why I I always look more choppy than I am y'all look

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This is the camera I'm using chat

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Look

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Can y'all see that? That's the fucking camera I use

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I've broken like 15 of these

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Just why I actually look worse on screen, bro

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My camber nerfs the titty milk out of me, dude.

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I'm still fucking sub three, fuck!

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Can I get out of Hilo ever? What? Jesus!

59:40.640 --> 59:44.640
I'm still sub three, oh my god!

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Do the only pixel attack, bro. I think it's just random number generator. Fuck this site!

59:54.640 --> 01:00:00.240
It's watching YouTube today bro. It's just a random number generator. It's all it is bro. That's all it is. That's all that shit it is.

01:00:02.160 --> 01:00:05.840
I might play again tomorrow, but I need to bring out tech bro. I need to find tech in it bro.

01:00:07.440 --> 01:00:09.440
That's my baby.

01:00:10.240 --> 01:00:12.240
A-I-I-E

01:00:13.920 --> 01:00:15.920
iPhone case with

01:00:16.480 --> 01:00:18.480
lipstick on it

01:00:18.480 --> 01:00:26.280
Alright chat, we got it a banger.

01:00:26.280 --> 01:00:27.940
We got it a banger.

01:00:27.940 --> 01:00:31.560
We got it a fucking banger fucking video today.

01:00:31.560 --> 01:00:34.080
We got it a banger fucking video today y'all.

01:00:34.080 --> 01:00:35.080
Wait chat!

01:00:35.080 --> 01:00:36.080
I've never played any-

01:00:36.080 --> 01:00:38.960
Just a sec, wait.

01:00:38.960 --> 01:00:40.560
We didn't watch this right?

01:00:40.560 --> 01:00:42.160
We didn't not watch this.

01:00:42.160 --> 01:00:43.160
We watched!

01:00:43.160 --> 01:00:45.160
Didn't we watch this?

01:00:45.160 --> 01:00:54.600
No, I don't think we did watch this. No, we watched, um, what did we watch? We watched

01:00:54.600 --> 01:00:55.600
something else.

01:00:55.600 --> 01:01:01.040
Yeah, I want to give out two options. Um, should we do this video or the seven levels

01:01:01.040 --> 01:01:05.520
of gaming addiction?

01:01:05.520 --> 01:01:06.520
We did.

01:01:06.520 --> 01:01:07.520
Wait, we did?

01:01:07.520 --> 01:01:09.520
We know we watch anything else I thought

01:01:16.000 --> 01:01:21.440
Bro, I don't remember watching it chat wait, I'm in the thumbnail of this brimming the thumbnail of this

01:01:23.760 --> 01:01:25.760
Chatter you want to watch this?

01:01:27.360 --> 01:01:29.360
Covet is what it used to be

01:01:29.360 --> 01:01:38.280
Play the typing game fuck that game fuck that game, bro

01:01:38.280 --> 01:01:39.280
Another one.

01:01:56.200 --> 01:01:58.580
All right, chat, y'all ready?

01:01:58.580 --> 01:01:59.920
Y'all ready, y'all ready?

01:01:59.920 --> 01:02:01.840
Chat, which one, which one, which one?

01:02:04.760 --> 01:02:08.120
Which one, which one, which one, which one?

01:02:08.120 --> 01:02:10.340
React to TikToks that we tag you in.

01:02:11.800 --> 01:02:13.120
That's actually a good idea.

01:02:14.000 --> 01:02:16.680
Video game. Bro, that's actually a good idea.

01:02:16.680 --> 01:02:18.040
I'll do that after.

01:02:18.040 --> 01:02:20.360
That's actually a good idea.

01:02:20.360 --> 01:02:23.000
That is actually the best idea ever.

01:02:23.000 --> 01:02:25.000
All right, are y'all ready? Are y'all ready?

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Ladies and gentlemen, we got the seven levels

01:02:28.680 --> 01:02:30.720
of gaming addictions.

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If you enjoy the YouTube videos, like and sub.

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Let's go!

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The seven levels of gaming addiction.

01:02:37.960 --> 01:02:40.480
And now we've all played a video game before in our life.

01:02:40.480 --> 01:02:46.760
The most addicted I've ever been to a video game in my entire life was my junior year of high school.

01:02:46.760 --> 01:02:53.840
I would raise my hand and ask the teacher to go to the bathroom and I would play two battles of Clash Royale every time, every period.

01:02:53.840 --> 01:02:57.400
That's how addicted I was to that game. That was my junior year of high school.

01:02:57.400 --> 01:03:01.040
Time, unless your parents were just ops. Unless you really hated them.

01:03:01.040 --> 01:03:06.400
So we all fall in the spectrum somewhere and I'm sure you'll find out where you are throughout this video.

01:03:06.400 --> 01:03:11.760
So here we go. The seven levels of gaming addiction. And we'll start. Whoa. What is his poster?

01:03:14.240 --> 01:03:14.800
Down boy.

01:03:14.800 --> 01:03:20.080
The levels of gaming addiction. And we'll start with level zero. The Friends House gamer. Now this

01:03:20.080 --> 01:03:24.800
kid, pretty self-explanatory. He would go to Friends House and play video games. That's-

01:03:24.800 --> 01:03:28.880
This is what I did before my mom got me an Xbox. Shout out to my mom, dude.

01:03:29.440 --> 01:03:35.440
Jack, uh, my mom got us an Xbox 360 and we four-way shared it. Or no, three-way shared it. Me and my

01:03:35.440 --> 01:03:40.000
two brothers but before that I would just go over to my cousin's house and like play games.

01:03:40.000 --> 01:03:44.560
You don't own a console at this level and you just play whenever you're on.

01:03:44.560 --> 01:03:50.080
But these people are always the happiest people in the world bro. The people that don't even own

01:03:50.080 --> 01:03:54.720
consoles and they're just like oh yeah man like I'll play some FIFA. Like they're always just the

01:03:54.720 --> 01:03:59.600
happiest people in the world. Offered. And it's never at your own house. It's literally impossible

01:03:59.600 --> 01:04:04.080
to get addicted because you don't even have a console or you don't even play. Now once you try

01:04:04.080 --> 01:04:07.840
right out at your friend's house or whatever situation it may be you play the game for

01:04:07.840 --> 01:04:11.820
the first time and then you decide you know what I'm gonna invest in a console you are

01:04:11.820 --> 01:04:17.200
now at level one noob slash carefree now I fucking lie at this level right here bro

01:04:17.200 --> 01:04:21.680
I used to be I used to be way up there like level five which you'll see later but now I'd

01:04:21.680 --> 01:04:26.800
say I'm a level one I would just play whatever console it was whenever I felt like it which

01:04:26.800 --> 01:04:31.120
isn't really often my first time playing was a dude I would never forget to this day bro

01:04:31.120 --> 01:04:34.400
I got the Xbox 360, we had a default gamer tag.

01:04:34.400 --> 01:04:37.320
It was like clay-ish tack with like a bunch of numbers after it.

01:04:37.760 --> 01:04:44.240
And then we changed the name to Swagalicious 79 because Swagalicious 69 was taken.

01:04:45.360 --> 01:04:48.680
Completely different true story and experience than it is now.

01:04:48.800 --> 01:04:52.280
I remember the very first day I was introduced to a console.

01:04:52.280 --> 01:04:55.120
So we got the Wii for my dad's birthday.

01:04:55.120 --> 01:04:56.480
This was not for my birthday.

01:04:56.520 --> 01:04:59.520
And of course, I was really confused as to what it was at first.

01:04:59.520 --> 01:05:02.760
But the fact that you could choose what you do in the game to my little timmy

01:05:02.760 --> 01:05:04.440
mind, that was so amazing.

01:05:04.480 --> 01:05:05.600
Yeah, I'm going to be honest, bro.

01:05:05.640 --> 01:05:10.360
We doesn't get talked about enough or appreciated enough as like one of the

01:05:10.360 --> 01:05:15.240
greatest consoles of all time, because we actually got you like fit, bro.

01:05:15.640 --> 01:05:17.080
You got it in shape, bro.

01:05:17.120 --> 01:05:20.080
Y'all remember vSports and they came out with vSports resort.

01:05:20.360 --> 01:05:22.240
Y'all are doing the tennis, the baseball.

01:05:22.280 --> 01:05:24.280
Baseball was my thing on vSports.

01:05:24.320 --> 01:05:26.200
I would grind, bro.

01:05:26.200 --> 01:05:33.280
If you're a kid nowadays and you're coming up and you're 12 or 13 and you don't even know what a we is

01:05:33.280 --> 01:05:35.280
I legitimately feel bad for you bro

01:05:35.760 --> 01:05:42.460
Bro y'all remember Mario Kart Wii Mario Kart Wii if you're a kid and you never got to experience Wii

01:05:42.460 --> 01:05:48.480
I'm actually so sorry bro. Like I'm legitimately so sorry your childhood. It's just chopped but in reality

01:05:48.480 --> 01:05:50.560
I know shit you can do whatever you want with your time

01:05:50.560 --> 01:05:56.160
But apparently it was like endless opportunities in Mario Kart Wii for me and once I am lost

01:05:56.160 --> 01:06:02.880
Giddy Kong. Nope. All right. Good bye. I fell in love with playing video games like me and my Wii like the Wii was my fucking wifey

01:06:02.880 --> 01:06:07.760
And we were about and then when you would finally get the Wii staring wheel literally just for Mario Kart

01:06:08.080 --> 01:06:13.680
That's how much motion Mario Kart had bro. We literally introduced its own freaking like

01:06:13.680 --> 01:06:18.600
Ah, ah, controller, just to play Mario Kart.

01:06:18.600 --> 01:06:20.200
Oh my God, bro.

01:06:20.200 --> 01:06:22.840
Again, married and have a ceremonial ass wedding.

01:06:22.840 --> 01:06:24.320
Okay, anyway, I'm getting off topic.

01:06:24.320 --> 01:06:27.160
But once you play on like a sort of schedule,

01:06:27.160 --> 01:06:28.920
like you start to play, I don't know,

01:06:28.920 --> 01:06:31.160
let's say like an hour or two hours,

01:06:31.160 --> 01:06:32.800
you are now on level two.

01:06:32.800 --> 01:06:35.360
You get on with the homies fairly consistently

01:06:35.360 --> 01:06:37.560
and now you spend a bit of time playing.

01:06:37.560 --> 01:06:40.000
It could range from like an hour to two hours.

01:06:40.000 --> 01:06:40.840
If the game is-

01:06:40.840 --> 01:06:43.040
This is like, whoa, he's siege cutting this video?

01:06:43.040 --> 01:06:45.040
This is like my IRL friends, bro.

01:06:45.040 --> 01:06:48.720
Like, they'll play Xbox once a month for like, two hours.

01:06:48.720 --> 01:06:49.760
Huge skill gap.

01:06:49.760 --> 01:06:51.440
Well, you're not gonna be good at it yet.

01:06:51.440 --> 01:06:53.720
You're not gonna be an absolute nerd at the fucking game

01:06:53.720 --> 01:06:54.560
or whatever it is.

01:06:54.560 --> 01:06:56.200
You know, you're pretty content with where you are

01:06:56.200 --> 01:06:57.040
and skill level.

01:06:57.040 --> 01:06:58.280
And you don't really care to improve,

01:06:58.280 --> 01:07:00.160
which honestly, you know, that's probably better.

01:07:00.160 --> 01:07:03.440
Or else you will fall into the trap of level three.

01:07:03.440 --> 01:07:06.160
You start to get a little bit competitive at the game.

01:07:06.160 --> 01:07:08.520
It's nice to be competitive in situations.

01:07:08.520 --> 01:07:09.760
You know, you're just gonna be a bum

01:07:09.760 --> 01:07:11.160
and get nowhere in life if you're not.

01:07:11.160 --> 01:07:15.660
At this stage, you want to get to the top, you want to beat the game, you want to get to a high rank,

01:07:15.660 --> 01:07:19.160
you have the goal in mind to catch them all and fucking Pokemon, whatever it is,

01:07:19.160 --> 01:07:24.160
because there's something about it just gives you dopamine, just getting these accomplishments in the video game.

01:07:24.160 --> 01:07:26.660
Which honestly, now looking back is kind of weird.

01:07:26.660 --> 01:07:30.360
You know, I thought I'd get dopamine from accomplishing things like in real life,

01:07:30.360 --> 01:07:34.760
but I guess to me, as a little Timmy, it was all about the game, collecting them Pokemon,

01:07:34.760 --> 01:07:39.860
trying to unlock all the characters in Mario Kart, which is when you start to play like two to three hours a day.

01:07:39.860 --> 01:07:46.300
I don't know the recommended amount or whatever it is, but I would not recommend passing this level me personally because some people at

01:07:46.300 --> 01:07:52.580
This level begins her age, especially when you get really attached to a certain game. You'll start to rage at it more

01:07:55.580 --> 01:08:02.200
Every time I died in Mario Bros. We I would just plunge onto the couch and just start kicking my feet in the air

01:08:02.860 --> 01:08:09.020
It was really harmless for each but now we go on to level four, which is where the toxic

01:08:09.860 --> 01:08:13.380
This is where people, some people, begin to start raging.

01:08:13.380 --> 01:08:16.820
Now if the game is a giant skill gap, it's like fucking huge.

01:08:16.820 --> 01:08:21.220
They're gonna grind, they're gonna be on that john for like a while, and they're still gonna suck.

01:08:21.220 --> 01:08:24.180
And they're gonna suck because, well, it's a huge learning curve, and they-

01:08:24.180 --> 01:08:29.220
Yeah, I didn't even realize it when you map it out like this, but like, some people that play games don't even get math.

01:08:29.940 --> 01:08:32.660
There are low cortisol gamers out there, bro.

01:08:32.660 --> 01:08:35.300
Like the level one, level two, where they just don't really care.

01:08:35.300 --> 01:08:39.540
Like, I actually forgot that there's such thing as being a low cortisol gamer.

01:08:39.540 --> 01:08:41.040
That must be nice, bro.

01:08:41.040 --> 01:08:44.480
Yeah, I'm sure they're determined to get better at the game, so they're gonna get mad.

01:08:44.480 --> 01:08:47.480
And they're gonna keep making the same mistakes over and over again.

01:08:50.180 --> 01:08:52.500
Fuck my blue Torlixer again!

01:08:53.760 --> 01:08:55.440
Oh no, please, please, please, please, please, please!

01:08:55.440 --> 01:08:56.880
Don't get this at me, no!

01:08:56.880 --> 01:09:01.280
And of course, yeah, this guy's, oh wow, why don't loser, he's doing his little, heeheeh.

01:09:01.280 --> 01:09:05.360
Thank you for all that, in a fucking bag of chits, cause he won a game to splash Royale.

01:09:05.360 --> 01:09:07.480
Dude, who the hell are you screaming at?

01:09:07.480 --> 01:09:10.560
Uh, I don't know.

01:09:10.560 --> 01:09:14.720
But when I started to care so much about a video game, just the rage would just begin

01:09:14.720 --> 01:09:16.560
to build up, more and more.

01:09:16.560 --> 01:09:18.760
And if you have like a competitive nature like I did-

01:09:18.760 --> 01:09:22.600
That's the thing bro, if you play competitive games, yeah, it's just a natural progression

01:09:22.600 --> 01:09:24.360
if you like competitive games.

01:09:24.360 --> 01:09:27.960
But bro, there's also a lot of people who just play games and they literally just play

01:09:27.960 --> 01:09:29.800
like single player games, bro.

01:09:29.800 --> 01:09:31.400
It would be game like you want to be the best.

01:09:31.400 --> 01:09:34.680
So some people are just going to get bad and I happen to be one of them.

01:09:34.680 --> 01:09:36.920
Now there were other games like Shooter games.

01:09:36.920 --> 01:09:40.000
Now these set me off the fucking edge, bro.

01:09:40.000 --> 01:09:40.680
Cool.

01:09:40.680 --> 01:09:45.080
Although then, Jon said rated M, yeah, I was not fucking mature enough to play them, Jonathan.

01:09:45.080 --> 01:09:50.080
So let me tell you, because at level 5, you begin to become very competitive at a game.

01:09:50.080 --> 01:09:51.800
And this may cause...

01:09:51.800 --> 01:09:55.360
Bro, if this is level 5, what is level 7?

01:09:55.360 --> 01:09:57.240
What is level 7, dude?

01:09:57.240 --> 01:09:57.960
Some rage.

01:09:57.960 --> 01:09:59.400
Is it just Dantez?

01:09:59.400 --> 01:10:00.440
A lot of rage.

01:10:00.440 --> 01:10:03.120
Especially those bad days where you're playing like shit.

01:10:03.120 --> 01:10:06.800
At this level, if you're not cooking at like every second of the game,

01:10:06.800 --> 01:10:07.640
It's a big deal.

01:10:07.640 --> 01:10:10.680
Now, I was heavily addicted to a few games in my time,

01:10:10.680 --> 01:10:13.200
like Fortnite and Rainbow Six Siege.

01:10:13.200 --> 01:10:14.440
What?

01:10:14.440 --> 01:10:15.320
No way.

01:10:15.320 --> 01:10:16.960
It was bad, so bad.

01:10:16.960 --> 01:10:19.720
You know, all I would think about was Rainbow Six Siege

01:10:19.720 --> 01:10:21.040
and getting my rank up.

01:10:21.040 --> 01:10:24.040
Or, yo, chat, have y'all ever had a dream

01:10:24.040 --> 01:10:25.480
about a video game, bro?

01:10:26.840 --> 01:10:29.640
Have y'all ever had a dream about a video game

01:10:29.640 --> 01:10:31.680
that you're playing that day?

01:10:31.680 --> 01:10:33.400
That's how you know you're cooked, bro.

01:10:33.400 --> 01:10:36.080
And Fortnite and getting the Ws or whatever it was.

01:10:36.080 --> 01:10:37.600
Those two games I specifically-

01:10:37.600 --> 01:10:41.520
Bro, I used to get dreams of dropping like 25 kills in ranked lobbies.

01:10:41.520 --> 01:10:42.280
I'm not even kidding.

01:10:42.280 --> 01:10:44.000
Remember, because it was my freshman year.

01:10:44.000 --> 01:10:47.160
And this for me was probably peak video game addiction.

01:10:47.160 --> 01:10:50.840
And now I was getting close to like streamer hours on the game.

01:10:50.840 --> 01:10:54.160
It was getting bad, even though I was making no funds, none.

01:10:54.160 --> 01:10:56.360
I was doing this shit for free, bro.

01:10:56.360 --> 01:10:59.280
I guess I wanted to be like the best out of my friend group.

01:10:59.280 --> 01:11:00.360
I don't even know, like I-

01:11:00.360 --> 01:11:01.480
That is such-

01:11:01.480 --> 01:11:04.720
Oh my god, that is so real, bro.

01:11:04.720 --> 01:11:09.120
I swear to God, the number one way to get motivation to get good at a game is you just

01:11:09.120 --> 01:11:14.320
want to be the best in your friend group because it's attainable and that like you can set

01:11:14.320 --> 01:11:15.820
your mind to it, bro.

01:11:15.820 --> 01:11:18.600
I just wanted to be the best like no one ever was.

01:11:18.600 --> 01:11:21.440
At this stage, I wanted to be like the talk of the friend group.

01:11:21.440 --> 01:11:25.800
I don't know because we would all be squandering up or whatever it was playing duos.

01:11:25.800 --> 01:11:29.840
Maybe I wanted to get a high rank for bragging rights or something like, yeah guys, I'm a

01:11:29.840 --> 01:11:31.640
platinum and rainbow or whatever.

01:11:31.640 --> 01:11:33.240
I got a 70 kill win.

01:11:33.240 --> 01:11:37.320
We would all try to one-up each other on the game, basically, that's how it would go.

01:11:37.320 --> 01:11:41.280
Well, for the ones who are competitive, if you had a competitive team, if you were playing

01:11:41.280 --> 01:11:45.280
a team game, they would get on your head if you're doing ass, which would create even

01:11:45.280 --> 01:11:46.280
more-

01:11:46.280 --> 01:11:47.280
Yeah, this is peak gaming, bro.

01:11:47.280 --> 01:11:50.840
Like, you and your four friends screaming at each other as to who sold the game.

01:11:50.840 --> 01:11:51.840
Oh, wait.

01:11:51.840 --> 01:11:53.720
Uh, where's the bomb?

01:11:53.720 --> 01:11:54.720
What did you say?

01:11:54.720 --> 01:11:55.720
I can't hear you down there.

01:11:55.720 --> 01:11:56.720
On the bottom of the leaderboard!

01:11:56.720 --> 01:11:57.720
What are you doing down there?

01:11:57.720 --> 01:11:58.720
Get some fucking kills, fuck!

01:11:58.720 --> 01:12:00.200
You ain't doing shit with this team.

01:12:00.200 --> 01:12:02.720
I'll tell you where the bomb is if you get a kill.

01:12:02.720 --> 01:12:09.460
Yeah, I can't hear you down there. It's just absolutely timeless, bro. It's basically a free throw. I mean, I

01:12:10.020 --> 01:12:14.640
Can't hear you down there. How's the weather down there dead people don't talk

01:12:15.440 --> 01:12:20.800
If you're dead, why are you talking games or you're spectating for a reason? I mean, there's a lot

01:12:21.320 --> 01:12:25.920
There's a lot of them, bro. How's the weather down there might actually be my favorite though easy bra

01:12:25.920 --> 01:12:31.080
I'm not gonna lie if your teen composure gets fucked up like G fucking G bro. You're screwed

01:12:31.080 --> 01:12:36.740
It's just gonna be rage-central and that John no one's gonna be had like that right mind said nothing's gonna happen now

01:12:36.740 --> 01:12:41.900
I will see yeah, what would you say is the best game to play with your friends like if you have a friend group

01:12:41.900 --> 01:12:43.900
What is the best game to play with your friends?

01:12:44.280 --> 01:12:50.420
Because like a game like leave you literally can't you can only play with one friend. Yeah, what is the best game to play with your friends?

01:12:51.300 --> 01:12:53.960
Siege minecraft. Oh my god

01:12:54.900 --> 01:12:56.180
wait

01:12:56.180 --> 01:13:03.760
Holy fucking shit. You're right. It would be Minecraft. Oh my god. Yeah, you start a um

01:13:04.460 --> 01:13:07.180
You literally start a world with your friends, bro

01:13:07.180 --> 01:13:08.060
I swear to God dude

01:13:08.060 --> 01:13:14.460
Everybody has like a Minecraft phase with their friends where they play every day for a month and then they never touch the world again

01:13:14.820 --> 01:13:21.500
Bro, my IRL friends who literally play Xbox like once a month had a Minecraft world

01:13:21.500 --> 01:13:24.340
for a month. And they don't even play games.

01:13:24.340 --> 01:13:29.500
We have the professional. This motherfucker either is a professional making the bread,

01:13:29.500 --> 01:13:33.540
which you know what, I fucking respect that. W grind set. That is pretty cool that you

01:13:33.540 --> 01:13:37.380
can make video games and make money in this economy. That's pretty fire. But if you're

01:13:37.380 --> 01:13:42.500
that one motherfucker with TTV and your goddamn name, knowing damn well you don't stream on

01:13:42.500 --> 01:13:45.140
Twitch, who the fuck are you? And every time-

01:13:45.140 --> 01:13:49.820
Yeah, white people do this. There's like, dude, there's so many people who have TTV

01:13:49.820 --> 01:13:52.700
in the name who don't stream. What is the point?

01:13:52.700 --> 01:13:56.380
We kill them, we would check to see if they were actually a streamer.

01:13:56.380 --> 01:13:58.860
And see if they're like an actual active streamer.

01:13:58.860 --> 01:14:00.780
If they were, oh, you bet we would troll them.

01:14:00.780 --> 01:14:03.540
And now there's this other thing that we would all laugh about,

01:14:03.540 --> 01:14:08.620
which is why I never got past level five was because there was this thing that Ninja did

01:14:08.620 --> 01:14:12.260
with like gaming stretches, energy drinks and all this other shit.

01:14:12.260 --> 01:14:16.140
And I promised myself I will never stretch before a fucking video game.

01:14:16.140 --> 01:14:22.580
And I'm glad I didn't. And I'm glad I never drink G Fuel but enhance my reaction time to like 0.02 seconds.

01:14:22.580 --> 01:14:23.080
Because of-

01:14:23.080 --> 01:14:24.740
Yeah, I don't think any of like...

01:14:25.400 --> 01:14:28.920
I don't know, any of like caffeine or energy drinks doesn't really help.

01:14:28.920 --> 01:14:31.480
And I'm like addicted to energy drinks and caffeine.

01:14:31.480 --> 01:14:35.480
But all you gotta do is just sleep good, eat good, and drink a lot of water.

01:14:35.480 --> 01:14:36.680
And then get out in the sun.

01:14:37.280 --> 01:14:39.280
And then you're like absolutely good to play games.

01:14:39.280 --> 01:14:42.240
You gotta fuck ton of caffeine in it, that show will give me the jitters.

01:14:42.240 --> 01:14:43.920
And yeah, level six you'll start to drink-

01:14:43.920 --> 01:14:48.560
And this will help for 20 minutes and then you just literally have a sugar crash immediately.

01:14:48.560 --> 01:14:51.780
Like, energy drinks are probably the most counterproductive thing to do right before

01:14:51.780 --> 01:14:53.020
you're about to play.

01:14:53.020 --> 01:14:57.280
Caffeinated drinks to enhance performance, gaming stretches, because one, it's your

01:14:57.280 --> 01:15:01.120
job, or two, you're a wannabe that doesn't even grind.

01:15:01.120 --> 01:15:05.440
Like how can you even expect to blow up if you're not even streaming or posting videos,

01:15:05.440 --> 01:15:07.400
whatever, it's like you gotta be consistent, bro.

01:15:07.400 --> 01:15:09.840
Just fucking around playing the game isn't gonna do shit for you.

01:15:09.840 --> 01:15:13.840
Now for content creators, this is where they stop, because well, they have a life.

01:15:13.840 --> 01:15:15.840
And this is where most people,

01:15:16.840 --> 01:15:18.160
Oh, I don't know.

01:15:18.160 --> 01:15:20.720
Bro, my peak addiction when I was streaming,

01:15:20.720 --> 01:15:23.560
I would play, I mean, y'all remember the OGs.

01:15:23.560 --> 01:15:29.920
I would do ranked streams for literally eight to 10 hours a day every day.

01:15:29.920 --> 01:15:35.960
In 2020, 2021 and 2022, I would stream ranked for eight to 10 hours a day.

01:15:37.160 --> 01:15:42.280
Now, I don't do that anymore because like, I don't want to like literally die at the age of 29.

01:15:42.280 --> 01:15:46.960
should stop if they've even gotten to this point and now we're at level 7 and

01:15:46.960 --> 01:15:51.040
this isn't where it stops this is not the max there is a level infinity but at

01:15:51.040 --> 01:15:56.080
level 7 this is where gaming begins to get in the way of life all right this is

01:15:56.080 --> 01:16:04.040
no longer- oh yeah I'm not gonna lie I've been here before not anymore but I've been

01:16:04.040 --> 01:16:07.920
here I'm not gonna lie under a hobby this is your fucking life now you are

01:16:07.920 --> 01:16:11.360
slowly spending more and more time as the levels went on but now it's your

01:16:11.360 --> 01:16:16.500
entire life when you start to miss important things for the game, or your whole day revolves

01:16:16.500 --> 01:16:17.500
around the game.

01:16:17.500 --> 01:16:21.560
And if you even do go outside, you will be reppin' the gaming merch.

01:16:21.560 --> 01:16:22.560
I pa-

01:16:22.560 --> 01:16:23.560
Mee-ho.

01:16:23.560 --> 01:16:24.560
It was my game to-

01:16:24.560 --> 01:16:27.880
Someone sent me this exact shirt in fan mail.

01:16:27.880 --> 01:16:30.920
This shirt is actually Riz.

01:16:30.920 --> 01:16:31.920
Be here?

01:16:31.920 --> 01:16:32.920
Huh?

01:16:32.920 --> 01:16:33.920
He's puttin' that shit on.

01:16:33.920 --> 01:16:34.920
Look at Sheldon.

01:16:34.920 --> 01:16:35.920
He's drippin'.

01:16:35.920 --> 01:16:38.240
Yeah, they will have some fit on like this.

01:16:38.240 --> 01:16:40.920
This is where the Discord Moderator Timing begins.

01:16:40.920 --> 01:16:43.520
They start to gain a fair amount of weight

01:16:43.520 --> 01:16:46.720
and the Pudge, they start to get some Pudge in their life.

01:16:46.720 --> 01:16:49.180
And then they begin to neglect hygiene

01:16:49.180 --> 01:16:50.840
and all this other stuff.

01:16:50.840 --> 01:16:52.000
Yeah, no, I've been here, bro.

01:16:52.000 --> 01:16:53.400
I'm not gonna lie to you, dude.

01:16:53.400 --> 01:16:56.040
For the games, let me get the maximum amount

01:16:56.040 --> 01:16:57.000
of time possible.

01:16:57.000 --> 01:16:59.680
They just throw self-care out of the window.

01:16:59.680 --> 01:17:04.760
Yep, bro, 2021, I think was my worst year for gaming.

01:17:04.760 --> 01:17:08.000
I literally would stream rank for nine hours

01:17:08.000 --> 01:17:10.800
And then every night, I'm not kidding when I say this,

01:17:10.800 --> 01:17:15.480
every night, I would order a Domino's handmade pan pizza

01:17:15.480 --> 01:17:17.680
and some nights I would order the lava cake.

01:17:18.720 --> 01:17:21.400
I legitimately think I gained like,

01:17:21.400 --> 01:17:23.480
in 2021 I might have gained 30 pounds.

01:17:23.480 --> 01:17:27.600
I lost it all, but yeah, that's where I was at.

01:17:27.600 --> 01:17:28.440
This point.

01:17:28.440 --> 01:17:30.080
I was a fucking shut.

01:17:30.080 --> 01:17:32.120
The game over themselves at this point.

01:17:32.120 --> 01:17:34.840
Poor sleep, poor hygiene, poor self-care at this level.

01:17:34.840 --> 01:17:37.160
Yeah, the only thing that's going through your mind

01:17:37.160 --> 01:17:40.380
once you reach this point is like what your rank is.

01:17:40.380 --> 01:17:41.380
That's what I'm gonna go through in my mind.

01:17:41.380 --> 01:17:42.980
You don't care about anything else.

01:17:42.980 --> 01:17:44.740
Whatever your rank is, it's not good enough

01:17:44.740 --> 01:17:46.260
and you want to just keep getting higher.

01:17:46.260 --> 01:17:49.660
And the higher you climb, the more you have to sacrifice.

01:17:49.660 --> 01:17:51.180
Because that's how it is, bro.

01:17:51.180 --> 01:17:54.180
You're not gonna be a top 50 player on a ranked leaderboard

01:17:54.180 --> 01:17:58.220
if you have any hygiene or exterior life at all.

01:17:58.220 --> 01:17:59.060
But a level of-

01:17:59.060 --> 01:18:00.340
Let alone a girlfriend.

01:18:00.340 --> 01:18:01.940
Infinity gets far worse.

01:18:01.940 --> 01:18:02.780
Now this-

01:18:02.780 --> 01:18:04.460
Wait, wait, wait, wait, he has a level of infinity.

01:18:04.460 --> 01:18:09.520
level I'm gonna refer to as the Sam level or the Eric Cartman level now these

01:18:09.520 --> 01:18:14.360
are two characters from TV shows I my god is he gonna reference the world of

01:18:14.360 --> 01:18:18.240
Warcraft South Park episode that's my favorite South Park episode of all time

01:18:18.240 --> 01:18:22.080
still watch I still watch South Park but total drama was a classic now this

01:18:22.080 --> 01:18:28.160
motherfucker Sam had a DS everywhere he went he had that shit on him 24-7 some

01:18:28.160 --> 01:18:31.480
motherfucker could have been getting eaten by a bear next to him roles still be

01:18:31.480 --> 01:18:35.240
playing his video game brah and there was even one episode where he saw the goddamn

01:18:35.240 --> 01:18:40.440
universe as a digital fucking reality and that opened my eyes a little bit like

01:18:40.440 --> 01:18:45.160
maybe this is a little bit more than a hobby for me now at the Eric Cartman level

01:18:45.160 --> 01:18:50.360
there was one episode in South Park this dude game thinking fucking propped you

01:18:50.360 --> 01:18:54.640
cannot tell me this setup in this yes the world of war crap episode this episode

01:18:54.640 --> 01:18:59.720
is so peak base does not speak true gaming addiction this dude wanted bro he

01:18:59.720 --> 01:19:01.720
he should show the guy they were going against.

01:19:01.720 --> 01:19:03.400
Beat some like Discord mod ass-

01:19:03.400 --> 01:19:04.720
Yeah, yeah, there he is, there he is.

01:19:04.720 --> 01:19:05.880
Who's are that again?

01:19:05.880 --> 01:19:10.400
He literally grinded 24-7, he pissed and shit in a bucket.

01:19:10.400 --> 01:19:12.240
That was pretty rough, but it was a funny episode,

01:19:12.240 --> 01:19:13.080
nonetheless, but yeah.

01:19:13.080 --> 01:19:14.400
Mom!

01:19:14.400 --> 01:19:16.760
Mom, shit bucket, shit bucket now.

01:19:16.760 --> 01:19:18.080
That, or what did he say?

01:19:18.080 --> 01:19:18.920
And what did we learn?

01:19:18.920 --> 01:19:19.920
No, no, that's what he said.

01:19:19.920 --> 01:19:23.080
Mom, bathroom, bathroom now.

01:19:23.080 --> 01:19:25.240
Pfft, he was just like, okay.

01:19:25.240 --> 01:19:27.160
No one's ever reached that level, I hope.

01:19:27.160 --> 01:19:29.160
I

01:19:31.720 --> 01:19:37.440
Have to play that clip. I love that episode. Well, it's an addiction once it starts again the way of your life

01:19:37.440 --> 01:19:40.600
Yeah, and you got mad over the smallest shit on the game. I know you enjoyed

01:19:41.040 --> 01:19:46.360
Click it go follow my Instagram and Pete the Spotify pod. Let me say this dude. Let me say this bro

01:19:47.080 --> 01:19:50.440
There is no amount of joy in the world

01:19:50.440 --> 01:19:54.760
You can get from a video game to where it should completely shut off your social life

01:19:54.760 --> 01:19:58.760
or just your hygiene and your self-care as a human being, bro.

01:19:58.760 --> 01:20:01.760
Because you're going to be at your happiest when you feel your best, bro.

01:20:01.760 --> 01:20:02.760
Take it from me, bro.

01:20:02.760 --> 01:20:08.760
In 2021, I was literally playing 10 hours of R6 a day and eating like an absolute pig.

01:20:08.760 --> 01:20:09.760
Wasn't getting out of the sun.

01:20:09.760 --> 01:20:10.760
I was pale.

01:20:10.760 --> 01:20:11.760
I had terrible acne.

01:20:11.760 --> 01:20:14.760
I was tired all the time, like always tired.

01:20:14.760 --> 01:20:18.760
Pounding energy drinks do not go down that path.

01:20:18.760 --> 01:20:20.760
It is not worth it.

01:20:20.760 --> 01:20:23.760
It's literally a virtual frickin' rank, bro.

01:20:23.760 --> 01:20:30.900
You can still be also you can still be the highest make it a game playing like two three hours a day unless it's weak

01:20:31.320 --> 01:20:33.320
Unless it's me because then I don't know

01:20:35.320 --> 01:20:40.980
But yeah, bang or video bro nothing has changed mark nothing changed revive the we

01:20:41.640 --> 01:20:46.680
Dude, I want to play we I want to do a stream where we play

01:20:47.840 --> 01:20:52.740
Bro, I want to do a stream where we play. Oh my god. I

01:20:52.740 --> 01:20:58.460
I want to do a stupid replay we bro. All right chat. Let's do tiktoks that y'all tag me in bro

01:20:58.900 --> 01:21:00.900
Chad tiktoks that y'all tag me in all right

01:21:01.460 --> 01:21:07.060
Chat literally just tag me in tiktoks. All right, bro. Literally just tag me in tiktoks chat

01:21:07.500 --> 01:21:09.500
We're gonna see how good we are at stalling today

01:21:10.060 --> 01:21:14.180
All right, here we go chat today. We're doing tiktoks that y'all tag me in. Let's do it

01:21:17.220 --> 01:21:22.420
Recruit right wait, this is the old tiktok. What the hell is so tiktok

01:21:22.740 --> 01:21:30.500
This is a big tiktok, okay guys tag me in tiktoks. Okay. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go

01:21:37.420 --> 01:21:40.420
Okay, wait wait wait wait here we go here we go

01:21:44.380 --> 01:21:47.940
Guys what like bro what what is this?

01:21:47.940 --> 01:21:55.660
yo what the fuck is this like a thirst trap

01:21:55.660 --> 01:22:12.020
yo bro what if this exists okay next one next one what the hell's an

01:22:12.020 --> 01:22:29.460
a legitour. Oh, it's getting deeper. Oh, I didn't want to get my shorts wet. Oh, there

01:22:29.460 --> 01:22:31.460
What?

01:22:31.460 --> 01:22:33.460
What?

01:22:33.460 --> 01:22:35.460
I'm gonna go to the park. I'll pay for it.

01:22:35.460 --> 01:22:37.460
I'm gonna go to the park.

01:22:37.460 --> 01:22:39.460
I'm gonna go to the park.

01:22:39.460 --> 01:22:41.460
I'm gonna go to the ice-cream.

01:22:41.460 --> 01:22:43.460
I got it.

01:22:43.460 --> 01:22:45.460
Go get it.

01:22:53.460 --> 01:22:55.460
Bro, what is this song?

01:22:55.460 --> 01:22:57.460
I always hear this song on TikTok.

01:22:57.460 --> 01:22:59.460
Bro

01:23:00.060 --> 01:23:02.180
Chat what is the name of the song bro?

01:23:03.140 --> 01:23:05.140
What is the name of this one? I

01:23:05.940 --> 01:23:07.940
Don't know. I don't know

01:23:08.820 --> 01:23:10.820
imposter syndrome

01:23:19.980 --> 01:23:24.500
Wait, was that the that's the bit that's the Vinland saga guy, right?

01:23:25.100 --> 01:23:27.100
Vinland saga guy just need to watch it

01:23:27.460 --> 01:23:53.220
What show is this chat? What show is this bro?

01:23:53.220 --> 01:23:56.820
Peek Peek Peek Peek anime

01:23:56.820 --> 01:23:58.220
Shangri-La

01:23:58.220 --> 01:24:00.220
What?

01:24:00.220 --> 01:24:02.220
Alright got another one

01:24:02.220 --> 01:24:04.220
But those years ago

01:24:04.220 --> 01:24:07.220
Don't worry babe

01:24:07.220 --> 01:24:09.220
What is this bro?

01:24:09.220 --> 01:24:11.220
Like guys

01:24:11.220 --> 01:24:14.220
I mean Jesus Christ dude

01:24:14.220 --> 01:24:15.220
As long as I've got my

01:24:15.220 --> 01:24:17.220
You need to get banned

01:24:17.220 --> 01:24:20.220
That doesn't even look like me

01:24:20.220 --> 01:24:27.180
I was I was told I don't have to carry a weapon come again step forward

01:24:27.180 --> 01:24:34.060
I can't be here open 12 on master yee that's my type of game bro that is my

01:24:34.060 --> 01:24:41.860
type of game all right mention in this one you look like a funny guy and I'm

01:24:41.860 --> 01:24:45.740
having a bad day could you possibly tell me a joke

01:24:45.740 --> 01:24:48.740
Okay, wait what?

01:25:07.740 --> 01:25:10.740
That was good, that was good, I like that joke.

01:25:10.740 --> 01:25:17.740
Wow. Get a bite of your frosting. I've seen this. I've seen this. Get a bite of your frosting.

01:25:17.740 --> 01:25:32.220
Wow. Yo bro. What the fuck dude? Get a bite of your frosting. Why are people typing Darth

01:25:32.220 --> 01:25:39.220
Get a bite of your frosting.

01:25:39.220 --> 01:25:41.220
Okay, what is this?

01:25:41.220 --> 01:25:44.220
I thought you were some kind of geek or something.

01:25:44.220 --> 01:25:45.220
What?

01:25:45.220 --> 01:25:50.220
I didn't realize you had so much of your little stuff going on in your head.

01:25:50.220 --> 01:25:54.220
I wanted to be a gunslinger when I go to war.

01:25:54.220 --> 01:26:01.220
Oh my goodness, Bobby.

01:26:01.220 --> 01:26:03.220
Wait

01:26:05.140 --> 01:26:11.740
Jack Marston is he in red dad one chat is Jack Marston in red dad one

01:26:15.980 --> 01:26:17.980
Spoiled

01:26:18.420 --> 01:26:24.020
Mara yo, I'm not watching these brain rot fucking tiktoks. I'm not watching these

01:26:24.020 --> 01:26:35.140
I never saw the Minecraft movie. Was it good chat? I never saw the Minecraft movie.

01:26:35.140 --> 01:26:42.460
I don't make me see. Bro, what? Okay, let's listen to this song, bro.

01:26:42.460 --> 01:26:49.460
This is the name of the song that I always sing.

01:27:12.460 --> 01:27:20.460
I suffer a walk in every day and I hand my legs to the field

01:27:20.460 --> 01:27:24.460
I give my hand to the wish

01:27:25.460 --> 01:27:29.460
Every other day I'm wondering

01:27:29.460 --> 01:27:33.460
What's a human being gotta be like

01:27:33.460 --> 01:27:37.460
What's a way to just be competent

01:27:37.460 --> 01:27:45.820
Is sweet instincts run my life Every other day I'm wondering

01:27:45.820 --> 01:27:54.280
Was it a mistake to try and define What I'm certain's mad in the confidence

01:27:54.280 --> 01:28:01.760
Is sweet instincts run my life I can't smell your lips all the time

01:28:01.760 --> 01:28:04.160
Bro, this song is good!

01:28:05.440 --> 01:28:06.640
I gotta put my playlist!

01:28:31.760 --> 01:28:55.280
This is a banger, bro.

01:28:55.280 --> 01:29:00.080
This song reminds me of Beach Bunny, that artist.

01:29:00.080 --> 01:29:03.200
It's only a month old, what?

01:29:03.200 --> 01:29:06.040
We got a new up and coming artist, dude.

01:29:06.040 --> 01:29:09.120
Sydney Gish, wow, bro.

01:29:09.120 --> 01:29:10.480
Only a month old.

01:29:10.480 --> 01:29:13.480
GG YouTube, nah, chat, it's okay.

01:29:13.480 --> 01:29:16.160
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

01:29:16.160 --> 01:29:19.560
I bet it's GG's, but it's okay.

01:29:19.560 --> 01:29:20.560
I'll fix it.

01:29:20.560 --> 01:29:21.560
I'll fix it.

01:29:21.560 --> 01:29:24.000
All right, I'll be back in like 29 seconds, bro.

01:29:24.000 --> 01:29:25.680
What games do we play now?

01:29:25.680 --> 01:29:26.680
What games do we play now?

01:29:26.680 --> 01:29:27.920
Guys, should we do?

01:29:27.920 --> 01:29:32.560
Oh, we're going to do GTRP on Monday because we're waiting for it to update.

01:29:32.560 --> 01:29:33.560
Should we do?

01:29:33.560 --> 01:29:35.680
I actually don't know what we should do.

01:29:35.680 --> 01:29:36.720
So what games should we play?

01:29:57.920 --> 01:29:59.980
you

01:30:27.920 --> 01:30:29.980
you

01:30:57.920 --> 01:30:59.980
you

01:31:27.920 --> 01:31:41.680
All right chat chat I got news

01:31:41.680 --> 01:31:48.680
I got news, I got news, I got news, listen up y'all.

01:31:48.680 --> 01:31:55.680
Bro, bro, hi guys, are you like addicted to this game, bro?

01:31:55.680 --> 01:31:58.680
Chad, I got news.

01:31:58.680 --> 01:32:02.680
Tonight at 10pm in five hours.

01:32:02.680 --> 01:32:04.680
Me and queso are going to play.

01:32:04.680 --> 01:32:06.680
Subnautica too.

01:32:06.680 --> 01:32:07.680
24

01:32:07.680 --> 01:32:11.400
Probably like an hour and a half and then I'm gonna sit and drink out in that midnight chat

01:32:11.960 --> 01:32:14.480
We're gonna play some out of you. I only have

01:32:14.920 --> 01:32:17.740
four or five hours of playtime on some notica

01:32:18.240 --> 01:32:21.900
Maybe six, but I hope it's good. I hope it's good. I hope it's good

01:32:24.080 --> 01:32:29.800
Yeah, we'll get on some out of you at 10 at 10 at 10 all right, um

01:32:31.120 --> 01:32:35.680
Okay chat lots, bro. It's gonna be fun. It's gonna be fun now chat. What should we play?

01:32:35.680 --> 01:32:37.680
What game should we play, bro?

01:32:38.000 --> 01:32:41.740
Grind League. I could grind League until then. I don't know.

01:32:42.640 --> 01:32:47.120
Chat. Um, I could grind R6 too. I don't know. I don't know.

01:32:47.720 --> 01:32:50.680
Jamshu-dash. Um, you know, man, I

01:32:51.840 --> 01:32:55.680
don't know if I'm, I want to be tortured right now. That game's gonna be a torture simulator.

01:32:57.240 --> 01:33:02.080
That game's gonna be a torture simulator. Chat, League of Legends or R6? What do y'all think, dude?

01:33:02.080 --> 01:33:06.160
What do y'all think, dude?

01:33:06.160 --> 01:33:10.640
League of Legends or R6 chat, what do y'all think?

01:33:10.640 --> 01:33:11.640
CS?

01:33:11.640 --> 01:33:19.280
I put CS in a minute, it's not a terrible shout out of you, chicken-deadies.

01:33:19.280 --> 01:33:20.280
Okay.

01:33:20.280 --> 01:33:28.120
R6, CS go, League of Legends from the poll.

01:33:28.120 --> 01:33:33.120
R6, League of Legends, CS go from the poll.

01:33:33.120 --> 01:33:37.080
What's a human being and gotta be?

01:33:37.080 --> 01:33:39.960
What's a human being and gotta be?

01:33:39.960 --> 01:33:42.000
Shai-San gives you one.

01:33:42.000 --> 01:33:44.000
A gold is called in your name.

01:33:44.000 --> 01:33:46.120
Or you want me to do cases?

01:33:46.120 --> 01:33:49.080
OK, CS cases.

01:33:49.080 --> 01:33:50.280
Maybe we'll do a game first.

01:33:50.280 --> 01:33:56.400
CS cases, League of Legends, or R6, both of it.

01:33:56.400 --> 01:33:59.100
Chat vote, chat vote, chat vote, vote, vote.

01:33:59.100 --> 01:34:01.180
Cast your vote, cast your vote.

01:34:01.180 --> 01:34:04.060
Jade to both with a tier one, Mary thinking the prime.

01:34:04.060 --> 01:34:05.300
Jade's the one, parking to one.

01:34:05.300 --> 01:34:06.820
Yes, we're gonna do sub two tonight, bro.

01:34:06.820 --> 01:34:09.300
We're gonna play Submatica two, but K-Sub for a little bit.

01:34:14.940 --> 01:34:16.940
Hi, guys, can we get the countdown on screen?

01:34:19.540 --> 01:34:22.100
R6 wins it, okay.

01:34:22.100 --> 01:34:24.340
Jack, I probably will.

01:34:26.220 --> 01:34:28.620
Bro, y'all gonna do cases later maybe?

01:34:28.620 --> 01:34:29.580
I don't know.

01:34:29.580 --> 01:34:31.100
I'll figure something out, Jack, okay?

01:34:31.100 --> 01:34:31.940
But let's get on our six.

01:34:31.940 --> 01:34:33.460
We do gotta get championed.

01:34:33.460 --> 01:34:36.140
Jack, let's get it on our six.

01:34:36.140 --> 01:34:37.900
Boys, let's get it on our six.

01:34:37.900 --> 01:34:41.660
I've been having so much fun on T's lately, bro.

01:34:41.660 --> 01:34:44.260
I'm looking very forward to the next season too.

01:34:44.260 --> 01:34:45.540
Looking very forward to the next season.

01:34:45.540 --> 01:34:48.260
Jack, and then we could decide if we wanna do

01:34:48.260 --> 01:34:49.460
before K-Stone gets on,

01:34:49.460 --> 01:34:51.100
because y'all know K-Stone gets on late.

01:34:51.100 --> 01:35:02.100
Before queso gets on for subnautica, we could do CS cases or what you recall it at league.

01:35:02.100 --> 01:35:05.100
I'm kind of down for both.

01:35:05.100 --> 01:35:08.100
We haven't done cases in a minute chat in a minute.

01:35:08.100 --> 01:35:12.100
It's been a long time.

01:35:12.100 --> 01:35:15.100
What's a human being gotta be.

01:35:15.100 --> 01:35:16.100
Dude, I love that song.

01:35:16.100 --> 01:35:18.100
Oh, it finally turned my PC hours.

01:35:18.100 --> 01:35:22.100
chat remember I was glitching and saying 7000 not so many playtime hours I have

01:35:22.100 --> 01:35:26.100
on PC in my entire life hundred ninety that's nothing bro that means I have

01:35:26.100 --> 01:35:34.220
30,000 hours on console in a hundred and ninety on PC I'm afraid as you'll know

01:35:34.220 --> 01:35:42.220
we're trying to solo queue to champion on PC dude we're trying bro we're fucking

01:35:42.220 --> 01:35:45.700
trying chat that is the goal we're trying to solo queue to champion on PC

01:35:45.700 --> 01:35:50.220
See guys tomorrow. I know I've said this 95 times, but

01:35:50.900 --> 01:35:56.460
I'm so excited for tomorrow, bro. I've never been more excited for a probing match of siege in my life

01:35:57.260 --> 01:35:59.260
stopping versus spoilt

01:36:00.420 --> 01:36:05.580
Best of three on the main stage quarter finals Salt Lake City major on the

01:36:06.740 --> 01:36:11.900
Yeah, I'm excited about I'm literally excited dude stopping versus spoilt tomorrow, bro

01:36:11.900 --> 01:36:18.900
For example, when he gets into the semis Sundays, the new season reveal with grand finals after it's going to be a great week y'all.

01:36:18.900 --> 01:36:23.900
We're going to be chat tonight. We're going to play some Nautica 2 with Keso like an hour and a half.

01:36:23.900 --> 01:36:27.900
And then we're going to listen to the whole entire Drake album because I'm fucking excited.

01:36:27.900 --> 01:36:30.900
Whole entire Drake album rated at one to 10.

01:36:30.900 --> 01:36:32.900
And yeah, bro, tomorrow's going to be peak bro.

01:36:32.900 --> 01:36:38.900
This whole weekend is going to be peak to this artist major is going to be seeing them up.

01:36:38.900 --> 01:36:40.900
But I'm so excited for tomorrow chat seriously

01:36:41.940 --> 01:36:47.600
When I saw that on Twitter when I saw that on Twitter, bro, I like I like fainting. What is this?

01:36:47.860 --> 01:36:49.860
Hi guys, what is this? What is this?

01:36:55.700 --> 01:36:58.120
Hi guys, these are all old as shit are there new ones

01:37:03.340 --> 01:37:05.340
Hi guys, what what do you show me?

01:37:05.340 --> 01:37:09.980
Wait, let me get chat on my right-side monitor.

01:37:09.980 --> 01:37:11.980
1v1 squirtle?

01:37:11.980 --> 01:37:26.500
Dude, if I play him on PC, I think I'll win.

01:37:26.500 --> 01:37:29.300
What's a human being gotta be?

01:37:29.300 --> 01:37:31.740
All right, chat.

01:37:31.740 --> 01:37:38.740
There we go.

01:37:38.740 --> 01:37:56.740
The last one I played is quarter like Eden, I don't know, I don't know if I want to play

01:37:56.740 --> 01:37:57.740
him.

01:37:57.740 --> 01:38:04.300
Should I I'm lagging check that I lag out you guys made it won't be won't squirt

01:38:27.740 --> 01:38:29.800
you

01:39:27.740 --> 01:39:31.420
Hi guys, what time does the album drop, bro? 12 or 945?

01:39:32.780 --> 01:39:36.460
Uh, I have no clue. I thought it was 12. Every album drops from 12.

01:39:36.460 --> 01:39:39.340
Why are people starting 945? Is it just the episode?

01:39:40.060 --> 01:39:41.500
Yeah, just like the teaser?

01:39:41.500 --> 01:39:43.180
Yeah. Bro.

01:39:43.180 --> 01:39:43.740
For sure.

01:39:43.740 --> 01:39:45.660
You know what, Chad? I'll just call Drake right now.

01:39:45.660 --> 01:39:46.060
Kidding.

01:39:49.180 --> 01:39:50.620
Chad, you know what? Let me just call Drake, bro.

01:39:50.620 --> 01:39:52.300
Let me call Drake. I'll just figure it out right now.

01:39:55.660 --> 01:39:56.940
Hey, Siri, call hi, guys.

01:39:57.740 --> 01:40:06.100
All right, come on, all right, all right, wait, maybe Lowe's would know, Chat Lowe's

01:40:06.100 --> 01:40:25.900
would know, most would definitely know, most would for sure know, let me call Lowe's actually.

01:40:25.900 --> 01:40:28.700
That's a human being, he didn't got a fee.

01:40:39.020 --> 01:40:40.540
Chet, I'm calling Lose, I want to figure out.

01:40:40.540 --> 01:40:41.940
Now call has been phoned.

01:40:41.940 --> 01:40:43.660
Wait, he hung up, he hung up.

01:40:43.660 --> 01:40:45.940
It didn't ring the whole way, he declined it.

01:40:45.940 --> 01:40:47.420
Chet, you know how you can tell when somebody,

01:40:47.420 --> 01:40:49.440
bro, he declined it, bro.

01:40:50.540 --> 01:40:51.620
Now Lose is asleep.

01:40:51.620 --> 01:40:56.620
Check, who else would know when the album drops?

01:40:56.620 --> 01:41:00.620
Oh, it's gotta be at midnight, right?

01:41:00.620 --> 01:41:05.620
It's gotta be at midnight.

01:41:05.620 --> 01:41:11.620
It's gotta be at midnight.

01:41:11.620 --> 01:41:14.620
It's gotta be at midnight, dude.

01:41:14.620 --> 01:41:16.620
It has to be at midnight.

01:41:21.620 --> 01:41:35.100
It's gotta be at midnight, yo It's gotta be at midnight, it's gotta be at midnight

01:41:35.100 --> 01:41:36.100
Ron?

01:41:36.100 --> 01:41:40.300
How the fuck would Ron know when Drake's album drops?

01:41:40.300 --> 01:41:41.300
What are y'all saying?

01:41:41.300 --> 01:41:43.980
Oh, Loser's got him, here we go.

01:41:43.980 --> 01:41:44.980
This guy will know.

01:41:44.980 --> 01:41:45.980
This guy will know.

01:41:45.980 --> 01:41:47.980
Yo, Loser, what's up, dude?

01:41:47.980 --> 01:41:50.980
I need three, I mean, you need three of those.

01:41:50.980 --> 01:41:51.980
Get it up.

01:41:54.980 --> 01:41:56.980
Bro, where are you at right now, bro?

01:41:57.980 --> 01:41:59.980
Dude, I'm on the best one. I'm doing playstations.

01:41:59.980 --> 01:42:00.980
Do I need three playstations?

01:42:00.980 --> 01:42:03.980
No, bro, you're definitely in like a drive through.

01:42:03.980 --> 01:42:04.980
Most listen, bro.

01:42:05.980 --> 01:42:08.980
What time, sorry.

01:42:09.980 --> 01:42:11.980
Loads, listen, bro.

01:42:11.980 --> 01:42:14.980
What time does Drake's album drop?

01:42:14.980 --> 01:42:16.980
My whole chat is saying you would know.

01:42:17.980 --> 01:42:30.020
Um, so at 945 is episode four of Iceman, so that's gonna play on, I think it's on

01:42:30.020 --> 01:42:31.020
this YouTube.

01:42:31.020 --> 01:42:34.740
Wait, Los, why are you, um, Los, why is your voice slow down?

01:42:34.740 --> 01:42:39.540
Yeah, yeah, dude, you're calling me asking, you're at a drive through, why is your voice

01:42:39.540 --> 01:42:40.540
slow down?

01:42:40.540 --> 01:42:41.540
Are you fucking brainrided?

01:42:41.540 --> 01:42:45.020
Like you need to, dude, I understand, like you're like dedicated to streaming like cool

01:42:45.020 --> 01:42:46.540
bro, you stream all the time, cool.

01:42:46.540 --> 01:42:50.500
But like, bro, you're literally, you're fried, like, you're fucking the head, it's fried.

01:42:51.100 --> 01:42:52.740
You don't have a normal brain anymore.

01:42:52.740 --> 01:42:53.860
I hope you know that, bro.

01:42:54.020 --> 01:42:54.780
Okay, I'm sorry.

01:42:54.780 --> 01:42:56.540
I'm pretty sure you didn't go to college too.

01:42:56.540 --> 01:43:00.740
So I think you just like, I think it's been a long time since you like, learned shit.

01:43:00.740 --> 01:43:02.980
And I think you've thought through it, obviously, right?

01:43:03.060 --> 01:43:04.020
Okay, I'm sorry.

01:43:04.020 --> 01:43:06.660
That was a low blow, but seriously, bro, that continued.

01:43:06.660 --> 01:43:07.100
I'm sorry.

01:43:07.500 --> 01:43:07.900
Yeah, yeah.

01:43:08.100 --> 01:43:08.820
Oh, no, so yeah.

01:43:08.820 --> 01:43:11.180
So yeah, 945, that's when the episode drops.

01:43:11.180 --> 01:43:13.300
And when that ends, his album's going to come out.

01:43:13.300 --> 01:43:18.120
And I think it's like a normal like midnight release, but it could be it could be earlier

01:43:18.120 --> 01:43:25.180
Who knows it might just drop what he ends that so you kind of guys be like paying attention to that and and now there's a rumor

01:43:25.940 --> 01:43:32.800
That there's two albums that are dropping. I don't think that's true, but it's it's a it's a rumor from some people so fuck

01:43:32.800 --> 01:43:36.900
Okay. Yeah, all right. All right. All right. Sounds good man. Appreciate it, bro

01:43:36.900 --> 01:43:41.020
Thanks for listening. Listen when you when you want it's all glitter. Just let me know. Yes, bro

01:43:41.020 --> 01:43:43.460
Yeah, yeah, we'll do an album review after bro

01:43:44.580 --> 01:43:49.980
Yeah, I mean if I'm like able to like move yeah, so I might like I said like I'm gonna try to die

01:43:50.300 --> 01:43:55.220
Bro like what like who does this shit? Yo, bro. It's a it's a hangs up

01:43:55.700 --> 01:44:00.980
Bro, it's an album bro. Like you're not when you're getting hammered over an album

01:44:01.940 --> 01:44:07.500
How good could the album be how good could the album be bro? Yeah, I'm gonna say um

01:44:07.500 --> 01:44:14.360
Um, chat, would you just do subnautica like tomorrow night then?

01:44:14.360 --> 01:44:17.300
Because I want, one, I want to be able to play longer and two, I don't want to play

01:44:17.300 --> 01:44:23.340
subnautica when the album drops.

01:44:23.340 --> 01:44:29.740
Let's do subnautica tomorrow, chat, because I want to be able to play longer and I know

01:44:29.740 --> 01:44:32.060
but chat, it'll be better because I'll be able to play subnautica longer.

01:44:37.500 --> 01:44:54.260
I need to listen to that album, I need to listen to that album, bro, dude, I will place

01:44:54.260 --> 01:45:00.260
them out from tomorrow because then we'll play an album.

01:45:00.260 --> 01:45:01.740
Get it on leak.

01:45:01.740 --> 01:45:02.740
What?

01:45:02.740 --> 01:45:04.140
Stop and place tomorrow.

01:45:04.140 --> 01:45:09.740
No, but some place tomorrow in the afternoon, not tomorrow night, not tomorrow night, not

01:45:09.740 --> 01:45:13.300
tomorrow night, not tomorrow night, not tomorrow night.

01:45:13.300 --> 01:45:18.820
Because that will be able to like me in case to be able to play some not like for more

01:45:18.820 --> 01:45:24.420
than an hour and a half.

01:45:24.420 --> 01:45:25.420
We'll figure it out, bro.

01:45:25.420 --> 01:45:30.380
But at 945, we'll knock in mojo, I think it's your one mojo appreciate you mojo.

01:45:30.380 --> 01:45:35.780
Uh, why do I not have a rank?

01:45:35.780 --> 01:45:38.300
I just took me 9 minutes to realize that.

01:45:38.300 --> 01:45:41.500
Where's my rank at?

01:45:41.500 --> 01:45:43.500
Where's my rank at?

01:45:43.500 --> 01:45:44.500
Hello?

01:45:44.500 --> 01:45:49.020
Uh, am I playing Evil R6 today?

01:45:49.020 --> 01:45:50.020
Where's my rank?

01:45:50.020 --> 01:45:56.620
Okay, I was about to say, I thought I was just gonna be unranked.

01:45:56.620 --> 01:46:00.140
Alright guys, could we hit Diamond today?

01:46:00.140 --> 01:46:00.960
I don't know.

01:46:03.820 --> 01:46:05.160
Did you play Squirtle? I texted him.

01:46:05.580 --> 01:46:08.040
Yeah, I texted him. I might want to be one Squirtle after this.

01:46:16.040 --> 01:46:16.540
Yo.

01:46:18.540 --> 01:46:20.060
Child play Squirtle after this game.

01:46:21.740 --> 01:46:23.560
Yo. Yo, that's out the top.

01:46:24.540 --> 01:46:26.760
Oh, that's out the top.

01:46:26.760 --> 01:46:32.520
Where does Drake buy his ice man?

01:46:32.520 --> 01:46:34.520
What's up, bro?

01:46:34.520 --> 01:46:38.520
Oh, bug, uh, not buga.

01:46:38.520 --> 01:46:41.520
I never said buga.

01:46:41.520 --> 01:46:43.920
Oh, my bad.

01:46:43.920 --> 01:46:44.920
The Drake mall.

01:46:44.920 --> 01:46:46.720
Are you going to play League with Don't Test today?

01:46:46.720 --> 01:46:47.720
I don't know.

01:46:47.720 --> 01:46:48.720
I'm kind of sad.

01:46:48.720 --> 01:46:49.720
Probably.

01:46:49.720 --> 01:46:50.720
It was my silver game.

01:46:50.720 --> 01:46:51.720
I got sold.

01:46:51.720 --> 01:46:55.320
I had PC flat and they just told me to shut up every time I talk.

01:46:55.320 --> 01:46:57.440
You know what I did to him?

01:46:57.440 --> 01:46:58.440
What?

01:46:58.440 --> 01:47:00.240
What did you say to him?

01:47:00.240 --> 01:47:02.040
No, it's what I did to him.

01:47:02.040 --> 01:47:03.640
I eliminated him.

01:47:03.640 --> 01:47:05.080
And he didn't like that.

01:47:05.080 --> 01:47:07.560
You TK'd?

01:47:07.560 --> 01:47:08.680
Yeah.

01:47:08.680 --> 01:47:10.520
I mean, he did forebake someone.

01:47:10.520 --> 01:47:12.520
And someone that he was cheating.

01:47:12.520 --> 01:47:16.720
I felt the need to execute him, you know?

01:47:16.720 --> 01:47:19.240
Yes, I'm good at this stuff, bro.

01:47:19.240 --> 01:47:20.840
I'm just trying to help the PC players, you know?

01:47:20.840 --> 01:47:22.200
TTS, please?

01:47:22.200 --> 01:47:24.400
High-five is one minute, TTS.

01:47:24.400 --> 01:47:26.600
wait are you on console?

01:47:26.600 --> 01:47:29.320
yeah

01:47:29.320 --> 01:47:29.960
wait

01:47:29.960 --> 01:47:34.720
wait you're on console?

01:47:34.720 --> 01:47:41.720
yeah, wait

01:47:41.720 --> 01:47:44.720
wait, what's your B-crack on console?

01:47:44.720 --> 01:47:45.720
bro

01:47:45.720 --> 01:47:50.720
uh, copper?

01:48:01.720 --> 01:48:03.720
Deskating, get the cam.

01:48:03.720 --> 01:48:07.720
The bomb location has been compromised.

01:48:07.720 --> 01:48:08.720
Swabby mags.

01:48:08.720 --> 01:48:09.720
Jammer ready.

01:48:14.720 --> 01:48:15.720
Swabby mags!

01:48:15.720 --> 01:48:16.720
Swabby mags!

01:48:19.720 --> 01:48:21.720
Five seconds to assertion.

01:48:24.720 --> 01:48:26.720
What's your hop worth located in the bomb?

01:48:26.720 --> 01:48:27.720
Gotta be prepared.

01:48:27.720 --> 01:48:29.720
Jay, you wanna see how to get it a free kill in seeds every time?

01:48:33.720 --> 01:48:56.120
this is awkward this is awkward oh my god bro jimsy what's up bro what's up dude bro

01:48:56.120 --> 01:49:00.600
that's crazy I always want to play with you right here I recognize your voice when you

01:49:00.600 --> 01:49:02.600
That's crazy

01:49:04.880 --> 01:49:06.960
Well nice to meet you man, let's win this game

01:49:07.320 --> 01:49:12.160
Ain't our underscore egas is soup chid 300 bits pageancy

01:49:15.440 --> 01:49:17.840
I'm on it right now open your eyes, bro

01:49:30.600 --> 01:49:32.600
I need to know how to speak.

01:49:43.080 --> 01:49:45.080
I thought it was the first of them all.

01:49:47.080 --> 01:49:49.080
Frank's getting higher.

01:50:00.600 --> 01:50:07.600
I'm not answering. I'm not answering for the rest of the game.

01:50:30.600 --> 01:50:32.600
Come on

01:50:44.160 --> 01:50:46.160
Nice guy

01:50:46.160 --> 01:50:48.160
Thanks guys, thanks guys!

01:50:56.160 --> 01:51:00.160
Carried? Yep. Good team, good team, good team. Sensitivity, thank you for the gift, thank you.

01:51:00.160 --> 01:51:04.160
Bro, this could be a beautiful session of rank for we just win, win, win.

01:51:05.160 --> 01:51:07.160
I'm the fucking desk, oh my god.

01:51:10.160 --> 01:51:12.160
Miho. Miho, Miho.

01:51:16.160 --> 01:51:20.160
Me help me help me help me help

01:51:20.160 --> 01:51:22.160
What are you playing Samaritan 2?

01:51:22.160 --> 01:51:28.160
Leelite, one shared, one hornet bits. Bring back deal or no deal please, jungle.

01:51:28.160 --> 01:51:32.160
I think tomorrow night, I'll play Samaritan 2.

01:51:32.160 --> 01:51:36.160
What's a human being gotta be?

01:51:40.160 --> 01:51:45.160
Jixie, Iceman is gonna be trash. Now I have a good feeling about it. I like the name of the album and I like the album cover.

01:51:45.160 --> 01:51:48.060
I have a good feeling about it. I feel like it's gonna be actually fucking insane

01:51:48.960 --> 01:51:51.600
Like it just I don't know it's something feels right about it

01:51:53.560 --> 01:52:00.000
I'm feeling it's gonna be endless bangers. I feel like it's gonna be endless bangers bro legitimately

01:52:05.600 --> 01:52:09.640
There is no cover well not to cover the blue the blue thing I don't know I

01:52:10.360 --> 01:52:14.320
Just like the name of the album, bro. I have a feeling it'll be good

01:52:15.160 --> 01:52:17.160
But it also could be shit

01:52:19.600 --> 01:52:22.440
And I want to do I want to do an album review with loads

01:52:27.480 --> 01:52:32.520
A buck 42 cheered 100 bits came it's your old joke

01:52:33.640 --> 01:52:38.580
Remember I would keep you minging the showers smallest beckon on the team yo

01:52:39.800 --> 01:52:41.960
Don't snowman get the fuck out of the street

01:52:45.160 --> 01:52:47.960
5 seconds.

01:52:47.960 --> 01:52:50.360
Losus OVO's David Soltner?

01:52:50.360 --> 01:52:51.360
I know.

01:52:51.360 --> 01:52:53.000
Jamboree, you are up for it.

01:52:53.000 --> 01:52:54.000
Located above.

01:52:54.000 --> 01:52:55.000
It's gotta repeat.

01:52:55.000 --> 01:52:56.000
Jamboree.

01:52:56.000 --> 01:52:57.000
I'll get you back.

01:52:57.000 --> 01:52:58.000
19-Clockman.

01:52:58.000 --> 01:52:59.000
Let's go.

01:52:59.000 --> 01:53:00.000
Let's go.

01:53:00.000 --> 01:53:01.000
Let's go.

01:53:01.000 --> 01:53:02.000
I'm whipping around.

01:53:02.000 --> 01:53:03.000
This love of my brother's been dead to a traitor.

01:53:03.000 --> 01:53:04.000
Let's go.

01:53:04.000 --> 01:53:05.000
Let's go.

01:53:05.000 --> 01:53:06.000
Let's go.

01:53:06.000 --> 01:53:07.000
Let's go.

01:53:07.000 --> 01:53:08.000
Let's go.

01:53:08.000 --> 01:53:09.000
Let's go.

01:53:09.000 --> 01:53:10.000
Let's go.

01:53:10.000 --> 01:53:11.000
Let's go.

01:53:11.000 --> 01:53:12.000
Let's go.

01:53:12.000 --> 01:53:19.000
to a trader. Let's go! Let's go, let's go!

01:53:27.800 --> 01:53:34.800
Wrong side!

01:53:34.800 --> 01:53:36.800
Did he shoot my cock?

01:53:36.800 --> 01:53:38.800
What did I die to?

01:53:38.800 --> 01:53:40.800
What did I die to?

01:53:40.800 --> 01:53:42.800
What the fuck did I die to?

01:53:42.800 --> 01:53:44.800
What did I die to?

01:53:44.800 --> 01:53:46.800
You one shot me even when you hit my toe?

01:53:46.800 --> 01:53:48.800
What?

01:54:04.800 --> 01:54:17.440
So you have a Cait and a Bandit and they still throw my Qwala.

01:54:17.440 --> 01:54:23.480
Chat, I want to be one squirtle after this game.

01:54:23.480 --> 01:54:24.480
And see.

01:54:24.480 --> 01:54:25.480
The last time we played I beat them.

01:54:25.480 --> 01:54:26.480
Go to him.

01:54:26.480 --> 01:54:27.480
Winnable!

01:54:27.480 --> 01:54:28.480
Winnable!

01:54:28.480 --> 01:54:29.480
Winnable!

01:54:29.480 --> 01:54:30.480
Winnable!

01:54:30.480 --> 01:54:31.480
Winnable!

01:54:31.480 --> 01:54:32.480
Winnable!

01:54:32.480 --> 01:54:33.480
Winnable!

01:54:33.480 --> 01:54:35.480
Winnable, winnable. You guys got him.

01:54:38.640 --> 01:54:40.640
One friend on the screen.

01:54:43.760 --> 01:54:45.760
This lesion's actually him. This lesion's him.

01:54:45.760 --> 01:54:46.260
NO!

01:54:46.260 --> 01:54:50.320
Shared 100 bits. Can the ugly raccoon leave the screen, please?

01:54:50.320 --> 01:54:53.320
The mission failed. All friendlies were eliminated.

01:54:53.320 --> 01:54:56.320
I don't see a ugly raccoon on the screen, bro.

01:54:59.320 --> 01:55:02.320
I don't see a ugly raccoon on the screen. What are you- what are you saying?

01:55:02.320 --> 01:55:04.320
What are you saying, bro?

01:55:04.320 --> 01:55:06.320
Yo, uh, guys, that one's on me.

01:55:06.320 --> 01:55:10.320
I just, uh, got sniped in my toe or something.

01:55:15.320 --> 01:55:17.320
Oh, the ugly raccoon is bottom left.

01:55:17.320 --> 01:55:18.320
Great.

01:55:18.320 --> 01:55:19.320
Great, bro.

01:55:19.320 --> 01:55:20.320
Oh, one.

01:55:20.320 --> 01:55:22.320
I think I'm gonna turn one, baby.

01:55:26.320 --> 01:55:27.320
I think we should go bar, guys.

01:55:27.320 --> 01:55:28.320
I think we should go bar.

01:55:28.320 --> 01:55:30.320
That's my, uh, expert opinion here.

01:55:32.320 --> 01:55:37.860
Alright frost what my Aruni GG we win

01:55:44.040 --> 01:55:46.240
Well my slash Jager and we win the game

01:55:49.880 --> 01:55:51.880
Everybody makes sure you have a camera

01:55:52.400 --> 01:56:00.720
100 bits hey Nick, it's you know, you did you read the dog tags I send love your brother. Oh, no, I didn't I still have no doubt

01:56:02.320 --> 01:56:11.320
No, I got stuff. I'll read them tonight. You can see what it's Iceman and Drake Salvo.

01:56:11.320 --> 01:56:15.320
Drake Salvo, Drake Salvo. Protect the bombs.

01:56:15.320 --> 01:56:21.320
Barra, are we going basement? Wait, but guys, I thought we were going to go

01:56:21.320 --> 01:56:27.320
bar. I thought we were going to go bar. I don't know what happened.

01:56:27.320 --> 01:56:29.320
well now we have all the problems

01:56:29.320 --> 01:56:31.320
and we're fighting this one out

01:56:31.320 --> 01:56:33.320
alright

01:56:37.320 --> 01:56:39.320
what the fuck's going on

01:56:53.320 --> 01:56:55.320
hold fortify

01:56:57.320 --> 01:56:59.320
I

01:57:02.080 --> 01:57:06.520
Didn't know you streamed on there. Yo, bro shut the fuck up

01:57:08.080 --> 01:57:14.320
Why Jack 100% locked tomorrow night me in case we're gonna play some life lock lock

01:57:16.840 --> 01:57:24.200
Who is drake I think like the most famous rapper of all time

01:57:27.320 --> 01:57:34.320
that's all I think

01:57:36.640 --> 01:57:37.460
you

01:57:37.460 --> 01:57:38.180
I'm tired

01:57:38.180 --> 01:57:41.260
bitch I'm fucking Cali

01:57:41.260 --> 01:57:42.460
he almost

01:57:42.460 --> 01:57:45.160
almost said something

01:57:45.160 --> 01:57:52.160
there's a snakesbush in the wild

01:57:53.260 --> 01:57:56.140
I think we're in like the sweatiest lobby ever right now

01:57:56.140 --> 01:57:58.700
Oh no wait nevermind my team is brained out and we went to the wrong side I forgot.

01:58:04.700 --> 01:58:07.660
Skylux, Carol cheered 300 bits.

01:58:07.660 --> 01:58:11.420
Here it's me, Sky your mod I play League of Legends right now.

01:58:11.420 --> 01:58:12.540
Let me know bro.

01:58:26.140 --> 01:58:33.140
of

01:58:33.140 --> 01:58:36.140
of

01:58:36.140 --> 01:58:41.140
of

01:58:41.140 --> 01:58:46.140
of

01:58:46.140 --> 01:58:51.140
of

01:58:51.140 --> 01:58:58.140
The Asian brothers go back downstairs.

01:58:58.140 --> 01:59:02.140
Just a little prick.

01:59:02.140 --> 01:59:07.140
Holy backseat game.

01:59:07.140 --> 01:59:12.140
Saying to not peek in a 3D one is not backseat gaming, that's called being a human being.

01:59:12.140 --> 01:59:16.140
Ethan, quit. I each cheered 100 bits.

01:59:16.140 --> 01:59:19.140
Someone make allegations against Jinx.

01:59:19.140 --> 01:59:26.860
Again, what like who types that who think who thinks of that and then said it? Why would you want that? Oh?

01:59:28.380 --> 01:59:30.380
My god

02:00:00.380 --> 02:00:02.380
I'll see why you got team killed last game.

02:00:04.380 --> 02:00:06.380
Xehan figured it out.

02:00:08.380 --> 02:00:10.380
Now I see why this guy got team killed.

02:00:12.380 --> 02:00:14.380
Legion, what's up, bro?

02:00:16.380 --> 02:00:18.380
Yo Jinx, you are at PC, bro.

02:00:18.380 --> 02:00:20.380
Xenfx shared 100 bits.

02:00:20.380 --> 02:00:24.380
Hey Jinx, see it's your long lost brothers, the Tweedle twins.

02:00:24.380 --> 02:00:28.380
It's sad to see you've stuck to your shotgun crutch ways.

02:00:30.380 --> 02:00:38.540
Uh, Yo bro, I'm sorry, what'd you say like are you doing like a PC the champion like PC?

02:00:38.540 --> 02:00:42.140
Yeah, I'm trying to what a dumb ass fucking question. What else would you be doing?

02:00:44.540 --> 02:00:46.540
All right

02:00:47.100 --> 02:00:53.820
What's it like is like why is the this team it's like this team is so fucking toxic holy shit

02:00:53.820 --> 02:00:57.820
Yo, how old are y'all, bro?

02:00:57.820 --> 02:01:00.820
Com, or Silver 1 and Brom's 2 guy, how old are y'all?

02:01:00.820 --> 02:01:03.820
Yeah, fuck off, pussy.

02:01:03.820 --> 02:01:04.820
All right.

02:01:04.820 --> 02:01:05.820
Great.

02:01:05.820 --> 02:01:06.820
Okay.

02:01:06.820 --> 02:01:07.820
Got to locate a bomb, bro.

02:01:07.820 --> 02:01:08.820
Got it.

02:01:08.820 --> 02:01:09.820
I'm going to make a guess.

02:01:09.820 --> 02:01:12.820
I'm going to say 15, bro.

02:01:12.820 --> 02:01:29.460
The skid is like a fucking internet warrior.

02:01:29.460 --> 02:01:33.180
Must felt shared 100 bits, why is it streaming?

02:01:33.180 --> 02:01:34.180
Alright.

02:01:34.180 --> 02:01:39.060
Yo, yo bro, ask a legitimate question please, thank you.

02:01:39.060 --> 02:01:48.060
10 seconds before insertion Danny they could have 5 gifts in WDM give a chat WDM give a chat

02:01:48.060 --> 02:01:53.060
Your mission is to locate and diffuse above

02:01:53.060 --> 02:01:58.060
Build a base not a 2 yeah but for me to build a base I need a square unit

02:01:58.060 --> 02:02:05.540
this guy watching Joe Park is he is he watching Joe Park right now

02:02:12.660 --> 02:02:15.540
you can fuck

02:03:28.060 --> 02:03:30.060
Wow

02:03:30.180 --> 02:03:32.180
My team is actually good

02:03:39.140 --> 02:03:44.700
I'm not baiting bro. We can quite high each shared 100 bits. Yeah, I think I was just his Uber driver

02:03:44.700 --> 02:03:50.020
He didn't tip and told me in word. I did not do that. Oh touch shamp

02:03:52.580 --> 02:03:55.060
Yo, yo, bro, what do you say? What's going on?

02:03:55.060 --> 02:04:00.060
I think I can get a champ off PC.

02:04:00.060 --> 02:04:02.060
Are you on console?

02:04:02.060 --> 02:04:04.060
Yeah.

02:04:04.060 --> 02:04:07.060
You're on console and you're solo queueing.

02:04:07.060 --> 02:04:09.060
It's not going to be easy, bro.

02:04:12.060 --> 02:04:17.060
I mean, they're on console, so why not PC?

02:04:17.060 --> 02:04:29.820
I just want to say I can actually tolerate you that's it

02:04:29.820 --> 02:04:32.320
Thank you bro.

02:04:32.320 --> 02:04:35.180
Is that like chat what does that mean bro?

02:04:35.180 --> 02:04:36.180
What the fuck is Jinxing?

02:04:36.180 --> 02:04:37.740
Is that a compliment?

02:04:37.740 --> 02:04:39.500
Like what does that mean?

02:04:39.500 --> 02:04:42.460
I can actually tolerate you.

02:04:42.460 --> 02:04:44.460
What does that mean bro?

02:04:44.460 --> 02:04:54.460
I'm sure it's one hundred.

02:04:54.460 --> 02:04:58.460
Bro, what are you?

02:04:58.460 --> 02:05:00.460
What are you saying, bro?

02:05:00.460 --> 02:05:04.460
What are you saying, kid?

02:05:04.460 --> 02:05:08.460
What do you mean this better not be him?

02:05:08.460 --> 02:05:13.460
Who are you talking about right now, bro?

02:05:13.460 --> 02:05:15.460
Why are you so... are you mad cause you're bald?

02:05:15.460 --> 02:05:17.460
Drone is located at bomb.

02:05:17.460 --> 02:05:19.460
I'm not bald, I have hair on my head.

02:05:19.460 --> 02:05:21.460
What are you saying bro? I'm not bald.

02:05:21.460 --> 02:05:23.460
You're making me mad.

02:05:23.460 --> 02:05:25.460
Okay, alright bro.

02:05:25.460 --> 02:05:27.460
I don't care if you're mad.

02:05:27.460 --> 02:05:29.460
You're incorrect. I have hair on my head.

02:05:29.460 --> 02:05:31.460
I have a bus car.

02:05:31.460 --> 02:05:33.460
Five seconds to go.

02:05:33.460 --> 02:05:35.460
They know.

02:05:35.460 --> 02:05:37.460
You found a bomb.

02:05:37.460 --> 02:05:39.460
Make your way to its location and defuse it.

02:05:39.460 --> 02:05:41.460
Fuck this kid talking about. Jesus bro.

02:05:41.460 --> 02:05:41.960
Bro?

02:05:43.300 --> 02:05:43.800
Fuck!

02:05:43.800 --> 02:05:44.800
Wait, this guy has shim?

02:05:45.620 --> 02:05:47.620
And I have one in all...

02:05:47.620 --> 02:05:48.620
What?

02:05:49.180 --> 02:05:50.680
Give anybody shim.

02:05:51.880 --> 02:05:53.880
I mean, right between those guys never touching shim.

02:05:53.880 --> 02:05:55.880
Sorry, Richard. 100 bits.

02:05:55.880 --> 02:05:56.880
I just showed you the background.

02:05:56.880 --> 02:05:58.880
Painsterm had a prospect involved.

02:05:58.880 --> 02:06:01.380
Also, where did the sneakers get their shoes?

02:06:01.380 --> 02:06:02.380
The Iceman.

02:06:11.460 --> 02:06:32.740
like I'm on a fucking missile how am I dead I broke my camera no no no no no no no no no

02:06:32.740 --> 02:06:33.580
No!

02:06:36.320 --> 02:06:38.380
Alright, it's back.

02:06:38.380 --> 02:06:39.220
Have on me.

02:06:42.260 --> 02:06:43.220
That's why you never crouch.

02:06:43.220 --> 02:06:45.420
I haven't done you crouch, you guy!

02:06:45.420 --> 02:06:46.260
Disney!

02:06:46.260 --> 02:06:47.100
Disney!

02:06:47.100 --> 02:06:49.260
I don't know why I crouch.

02:06:55.220 --> 02:06:57.220
One be one, or four be four, y'all got it.

02:06:57.220 --> 02:07:02.220
I'm a rabbit.

02:07:02.220 --> 02:07:03.220
Hey, Bomb.

02:07:03.220 --> 02:07:06.220
Johnny Underscore's flame cheered 100 bits.

02:07:06.220 --> 02:07:07.220
I'm a rabbit.

02:07:07.220 --> 02:07:08.220
Now, few jinx.

02:07:08.220 --> 02:07:12.220
See, I have been watching you since 2022, and you always make my day.

02:07:12.220 --> 02:07:13.220
That's the best.

02:07:13.220 --> 02:07:14.220
That's the best.

02:07:14.220 --> 02:07:15.220
You really love your real shoes.

02:07:15.220 --> 02:07:17.220
Thank you, man.

02:07:17.220 --> 02:07:19.220
My device is ready.

02:07:19.220 --> 02:07:21.220
You can just walk out of here.

02:07:21.220 --> 02:07:22.220
RELOAD!

02:07:22.220 --> 02:07:25.220
Go in the room, ass!

02:07:25.220 --> 02:07:27.220
I

02:07:27.660 --> 02:07:32.260
Get a minute to do that anything pretend give the daddy daddy the chat behind that

02:07:44.620 --> 02:07:46.820
Then if you pretend give the baby I have some air jobs

02:07:46.820 --> 02:07:48.820
I

02:07:52.460 --> 02:07:54.460
Am on the

02:07:58.340 --> 02:08:00.340
Bands downstairs and

02:08:02.860 --> 02:08:04.860
If they come back

02:08:16.820 --> 02:08:22.840
One hundred and nineteen cheered one hundred bits. Yo, Jiggy, when are you finishing fears to fathom?

02:08:35.780 --> 02:08:38.060
I jinx you I love you I love seven bye

02:08:41.300 --> 02:08:43.300
No, what the fuck you sang gay as fuck

02:08:46.820 --> 02:08:54.960
It's okay.

02:08:54.960 --> 02:08:56.140
Yo, GG's, guys.

02:08:56.140 --> 02:08:58.700
Yo, we just broke up.

02:08:58.700 --> 02:09:00.000
No, no, no, no.

02:09:00.000 --> 02:09:01.160
No, no, no.

02:09:01.160 --> 02:09:02.160
No, no, no, no.

02:09:02.160 --> 02:09:03.160
Jensy, give me a bowler.

02:09:03.160 --> 02:09:04.160
Jensy, give me a bowler.

02:09:04.160 --> 02:09:05.160
It's ugly.

02:09:05.160 --> 02:09:06.160
No quarters all for the night.

02:09:06.160 --> 02:09:07.160
Yeah, there's a little 12-year-old team killing.

02:09:07.160 --> 02:09:08.160
No, no quarters all for the night.

02:09:08.160 --> 02:09:09.160
Oh, wait.

02:09:09.160 --> 02:09:10.160
Let me buy a squirtle.

02:09:10.160 --> 02:09:11.160
Let me buy a squirtle.

02:09:11.160 --> 02:09:12.160
Let me buy a squirtle.

02:09:12.160 --> 02:09:13.160
Let me buy a squirtle.

02:09:13.160 --> 02:09:14.160
Let me buy a squirtle.

02:09:14.160 --> 02:09:15.160
No quarters all for the night.

02:09:15.160 --> 02:09:23.160
All right, chat run predictions.

02:09:23.160 --> 02:09:30.240
Liam Glidden 0 for cheered 200 bits, hey, Jink, when are we doing champ to copper?

02:09:30.240 --> 02:09:35.000
I'm never going to do that.

02:09:35.000 --> 02:09:39.320
All right.

02:09:39.320 --> 02:09:41.320
I added them. Squirtle, I added you.

02:09:47.760 --> 02:09:48.760
You're doing it right now.

02:09:48.760 --> 02:09:50.760
Yep! I've never looked at it!

02:09:59.320 --> 02:10:01.000
Squirtle, I'm back!

02:10:01.000 --> 02:10:03.160
Squirtle, I'm back, I'm back!

02:10:03.160 --> 02:10:04.920
Run predictions, baby, run predictions.

02:10:04.920 --> 02:10:06.260
This is gonna be good.

02:10:06.260 --> 02:10:23.140
I'm just talking game chat join join join join join join join join ad me

02:10:23.140 --> 02:10:30.140
Fuck yeah!

02:10:30.140 --> 02:10:35.140
Fuck yeah!

02:10:35.140 --> 02:10:38.580
My name's not Gary, bro.

02:10:38.580 --> 02:10:47.460
Swirl, where are you at?

02:10:47.460 --> 02:10:49.500
Michael, they got a bad gift to Michael.

02:10:49.500 --> 02:10:51.100
W Michael in the chat.

02:10:51.100 --> 02:10:53.100
You might go to the chat

02:10:53.680 --> 02:10:55.680
No, my name is not Gary, bro

02:10:56.000 --> 02:10:58.280
So you have snapchat. Yeah, how's that a rose?

02:10:59.000 --> 02:11:01.200
How's having snapchat in a rose bro?

02:11:01.760 --> 02:11:03.760
Archie, they go down to bitties

02:11:03.800 --> 02:11:06.520
You have snapchat too. What are you saying?

02:11:10.480 --> 02:11:12.520
Our channel to be on PC. Let's see what happens

02:11:17.000 --> 02:11:19.000
Grown-ass man with snapchat

02:11:21.100 --> 02:11:25.300
Yo squirtle, what's up, bro?

02:11:25.300 --> 02:11:29.700
Yo, you see I'm on PC now, right buddy?

02:11:29.700 --> 02:11:33.540
Shiver me timbers, you're playing Squirtle, bro.

02:11:33.540 --> 02:11:37.260
Funny guy Caleb, cheered 100 bits.

02:11:37.260 --> 02:11:41.100
Hey Jinx, see how's her day going? Have a good rest of your stay.

02:11:41.100 --> 02:11:45.100
Hey Squirtle, remember that, bro.

02:11:45.100 --> 02:11:48.660
What's it gonna be, and gotta be.

02:11:48.660 --> 02:11:51.220
Alright, TTS off for this, we gotta lock in.

02:11:54.140 --> 02:11:55.100
We gotta lock in for this.

02:11:55.100 --> 02:11:57.620
Calvin, they're gonna be too long, baby.

02:11:57.620 --> 02:11:59.360
I'm new to seed, should I play more quick matches

02:11:59.360 --> 02:12:00.200
or unranked?

02:12:01.300 --> 02:12:02.140
It's all the same.

02:12:02.140 --> 02:12:05.740
I mean, unranked is like, more like ranked,

02:12:05.740 --> 02:12:08.020
so I guess unranked, but it's all the same.

02:12:08.020 --> 02:12:10.060
Yo, Squirtle.

02:12:10.060 --> 02:12:12.500
Did you do the voice chat setting so we can talk?

02:12:12.500 --> 02:12:15.140
Yeah, Squirtle, I'm on PC now, bro.

02:12:15.140 --> 02:12:17.140
Do you think you'll ever beat me again now?

02:12:18.660 --> 02:12:21.660
I'm confused.

02:12:21.660 --> 02:12:23.660
Hey, no more organ.

02:12:23.660 --> 02:12:25.660
I beat you on board last time.

02:12:25.660 --> 02:12:27.660
What about to what to work on?

02:12:27.660 --> 02:12:30.660
Club, I guess.

02:12:30.660 --> 02:12:32.660
Nah, let's.

02:12:32.660 --> 02:12:33.660
Okay, okay.

02:12:33.660 --> 02:12:35.660
Squirtle, let's play.

02:12:35.660 --> 02:12:37.660
You want to play club?

02:12:37.660 --> 02:12:39.660
Yeah.

02:12:39.660 --> 02:12:42.660
Okay, you said cafe.

02:12:42.660 --> 02:12:44.660
Why do you always try to rig it?

02:12:44.660 --> 02:12:45.660
You're so.

02:12:45.660 --> 02:12:46.660
I'm not rigging it.

02:12:46.660 --> 02:12:51.940
It's a different map relax. You're so scared. Never won the one done.

02:12:53.540 --> 02:12:55.540
Millionaire

02:12:55.540 --> 02:13:01.060
Squirtle we've never won a cafe. Let's play cafe bro. Yes, we have two and a half years ago. We did

02:13:01.860 --> 02:13:04.260
How do you even remember that you psychopath?

02:13:04.900 --> 02:13:06.660
Because I beat you

02:13:06.660 --> 02:13:08.020
okay

02:13:08.020 --> 02:13:10.020
Squirtle wait, what about?

02:13:10.020 --> 02:13:14.020
bro but club you're just gonna play so

02:13:14.020 --> 02:13:15.820
clean you're just gonna put a C4 on the

02:13:15.820 --> 02:13:17.420
door and then sit behind server rack

02:13:17.420 --> 02:13:19.980
with Bambin mp7 you're just gonna play

02:13:19.980 --> 02:13:23.060
disgusting bro play me on cafe bro

02:13:23.060 --> 02:13:26.660
not even not even night

02:13:26.660 --> 02:13:30.340
see squirtle that's good boy that's the

02:13:30.340 --> 02:13:33.100
art of negotiation body don't say good

02:13:33.100 --> 02:13:36.420
boy don't say good boy I like this kids

02:13:36.420 --> 02:13:49.860
I'm literally like basically double your age, bro. All right, you're nobody compared to me

02:13:52.340 --> 02:13:55.380
Squirtle, uh, score prediction, bro. Who do you got? What am I

02:13:58.020 --> 02:14:03.300
Look, all I'm gonna say. Well, who do I got? All I'm gonna say squirtle

02:14:03.300 --> 02:14:10.980
is the last question about you so a week ago right I message you every day and I

02:14:10.980 --> 02:14:18.580
got left on opening every single time and I'm just asking questions left on

02:14:18.580 --> 02:14:26.660
open left on open left on open left on open left on open left on open I thought

02:14:26.660 --> 02:14:31.100
you were my friend bro so that's what you're a celebrity is it my turn to talk

02:14:31.100 --> 02:14:36.780
now so chat I would basically post a snapchat story and then Squirtle would

02:14:36.780 --> 02:14:42.060
respond you're ugly we don't care you're ugly we don't care this is why we

02:14:42.060 --> 02:14:50.740
don't care you're ugly yeah I'm gonna know what happens from like yeah yeah

02:14:50.740 --> 02:14:54.860
no yeah but the thing is you ask me questions after you already I thought

02:14:54.860 --> 02:14:58.580
you were my friend bro I thought you were my friend but Squirtle if you're my

02:14:58.580 --> 02:15:03.380
My friend, you don't say, you're ugly, this is why we hate you, I hate you, you're ugly.

02:15:03.380 --> 02:15:05.180
No, it's called tough love, bro.

02:15:05.180 --> 02:15:10.180
That's not, no, that's not, hey buddy, that's not tough love, dude.

02:15:10.180 --> 02:15:11.980
That's not tough love.

02:15:11.980 --> 02:15:12.980
Five seconds.

02:15:12.980 --> 02:15:14.980
Three, two, one.

02:15:14.980 --> 02:15:16.980
You're ugly.

02:15:16.980 --> 02:15:23.980
I'm just going to use a bomb.

02:15:29.820 --> 02:15:33.820
Alright Chad, Jinxie vs. Fortal on PC.

02:15:33.820 --> 02:15:40.820
Let's see if I'm really in my prime.

02:15:40.820 --> 02:15:44.660
open Mike

02:15:47.860 --> 02:15:54.340
all right Squirtle where you at I do button around the corner

02:15:54.340 --> 02:15:58.340
you have located a bomb

02:16:05.860 --> 02:16:10.660
wow you found a piano it's not a cookie

02:16:10.820 --> 02:16:12.820
What's-

02:16:12.820 --> 02:16:17.820
Me again, gotta be.

02:16:17.820 --> 02:16:20.820
What's-

02:16:20.820 --> 02:16:27.820
What are you out of here?

02:16:27.820 --> 02:16:33.820
I don't know.

02:16:33.820 --> 02:16:34.820
What's...

02:16:34.820 --> 02:16:36.820
...negan gotta be?

02:16:39.320 --> 02:16:40.320
What's the word? Are you out of here?

02:16:43.320 --> 02:16:44.320
Ha ha ha.

02:16:49.820 --> 02:16:50.820
Wow!

02:17:03.820 --> 02:17:06.940
I know you're on the door on the concrete

02:17:17.540 --> 02:17:19.540
You're just gonna sit there with a shotgun, huh?

02:17:19.540 --> 02:17:40.300
why are you still peeking are you a topper yeah obviously I don't understand

02:17:40.300 --> 02:17:44.580
how you can aim like that on controller I actually think I'm not 30 round I don't

02:17:44.580 --> 02:17:47.580
I don't give up. I don't give up. I play this game every day, bro.

02:17:48.580 --> 02:17:53.580
Uh, Squirtle, I'm not 30. Like, I'm 24, Squirtle. I'm not 30.

02:17:54.580 --> 02:17:56.580
What are you saying? I'm literally not 30.

02:17:56.580 --> 02:18:03.580
34. Yeah, you look like 32. I mean, you're looking at an alarming rate, bro.

02:18:03.580 --> 02:18:06.580
Why do you sound like Optimus Prime right now, bro?

02:18:07.580 --> 02:18:08.580
Do you know that?

02:18:08.580 --> 02:18:12.580
In a bad way. He sounds like, Squirtle sounds like Optimus Prime.

02:18:12.580 --> 02:18:13.580
I'll try to fix it, hold on.

02:18:13.580 --> 02:18:15.580
It's a static it's a static squirtle

02:18:17.980 --> 02:18:19.980
All right, so I got a band warden next

02:18:21.700 --> 02:18:24.200
Yo, okay, oh

02:18:25.580 --> 02:18:29.660
I just think you're like weird you never try to like talk to me

02:18:31.580 --> 02:18:34.300
Squirtle you sound static he again while you're trying to get a trip

02:18:35.420 --> 02:18:37.420
Squirtle you sound static

02:18:37.660 --> 02:18:39.660
All right now. Yeah, I know

02:18:39.660 --> 02:18:43.940
Okay, I don't talk to you because you insult me off-stream

02:18:46.380 --> 02:18:49.420
You used to talk about how you grew up and be a killer

02:18:52.180 --> 02:18:58.380
Yeah, but I post a snapchat story and then your response is you're ugly. What do you want me to respond to it?

02:18:58.380 --> 02:19:00.380
I'm not responding

02:19:09.660 --> 02:19:11.660
Where's your drum?

02:19:13.580 --> 02:19:15.580
Five seconds

02:19:15.580 --> 02:19:17.580
Squirtle, where's your drum?

02:19:17.580 --> 02:19:19.580
You motherfucker!

02:19:19.580 --> 02:19:21.580
I'm located by Op4.

02:19:21.580 --> 02:19:23.580
So greedy I knew you would do it!

02:19:23.580 --> 02:19:25.580
You're so fucking greedy, Squirtle!

02:19:28.580 --> 02:19:30.580
I'm not doing it.

02:20:09.660 --> 02:20:11.660
I

02:20:39.660 --> 02:20:40.540
I can't kill him!

02:20:42.940 --> 02:20:45.260
Yo, how are you aiming like that?

02:20:45.260 --> 02:20:46.300
Oh my god!

02:20:46.300 --> 02:20:48.140
I don't feel so delayed, bro.

02:20:50.780 --> 02:20:52.060
I heard you walk in too.

02:20:53.540 --> 02:20:54.860
So, I got a last time we went to your room and-

02:20:54.860 --> 02:20:57.420
I got a fairness, I got a fairness, I got a fairness.

02:21:00.860 --> 02:21:01.660
Oh, you learned?

02:21:01.660 --> 02:21:02.380
Ha ha!

02:21:02.380 --> 02:21:03.180
I was actually gonna play that.

02:21:03.180 --> 02:21:04.220
You learned from the last game.

02:21:06.060 --> 02:21:08.380
Yep, I'm not you who just doesn't learn about anything,

02:21:08.380 --> 02:21:11.020
not learn about your looks, don't learn about your weight,

02:21:11.020 --> 02:21:13.940
don't learn about like how to get better at the game, you know?

02:21:13.940 --> 02:21:15.540
I learn.

02:21:15.540 --> 02:21:18.980
I'm pretty, like, I'm not really fat, score no, not fat.

02:21:23.900 --> 02:21:26.060
Oh my God, this operator is so broken,

02:21:26.060 --> 02:21:27.900
but I'm just so bad with the gun dude,

02:21:27.900 --> 02:21:30.140
I'm so bad with the gun.

02:21:30.140 --> 02:21:31.540
I guess I could do it now.

02:21:34.500 --> 02:21:36.700
This is the best operator in the game for one-by-one time.

02:21:36.700 --> 02:21:38.700
I didn't even realize.

02:21:38.700 --> 02:21:40.700
Well, then tell me.

02:21:40.700 --> 02:21:43.700
You'll know, bro.

02:21:43.700 --> 02:21:47.700
I haven't played a 1v1 since this thing's a bit out, I think.

02:21:47.700 --> 02:21:49.700
Or maybe I did, maybe I did, maybe I did, maybe I did.

02:21:49.700 --> 02:21:51.700
Have I played a 1v1 since this game bit?

02:21:51.700 --> 02:21:52.700
Okay, go.

02:21:52.700 --> 02:21:55.700
No, since this guy's been out.

02:21:55.700 --> 02:21:59.700
Yeah, that means he just came out, then, because you play everywhere.

02:21:59.700 --> 02:22:01.700
You're so stupid.

02:22:01.700 --> 02:22:03.700
You can't even look up Gibby with her.

02:22:03.700 --> 02:22:05.700
You idiot. You special.

02:22:05.700 --> 02:22:08.700
Yeah, but you can't counter a snake, it's just broken, unless you don't need it.

02:22:08.700 --> 02:22:09.700
Yeah, you can.

02:22:09.700 --> 02:22:11.700
How are you gonna counter?

02:22:11.700 --> 02:22:13.700
Go to kitchen, look at my operator, bro.

02:22:13.700 --> 02:22:17.700
You thought being in one SMV12 could get me off another?

02:22:17.700 --> 02:22:19.700
You stupid!

02:22:20.700 --> 02:22:22.700
Appreciate the intel, not as much as you.

02:22:24.700 --> 02:22:26.700
And then I'll still swing you.

02:22:27.700 --> 02:22:30.700
Bro, this map's too big for a 1v1, I think, it's just too... too bad.

02:22:30.700 --> 02:22:32.700
The cafe is too idiot.

02:22:32.700 --> 02:22:37.700
This is a good map though.

02:22:37.700 --> 02:22:40.700
Yeah, we're out of here.

02:22:40.700 --> 02:22:42.700
We need to emerald.

02:22:42.700 --> 02:22:45.700
Stop them.

02:22:45.700 --> 02:22:48.700
Stop them.

02:23:02.700 --> 02:23:09.700
of

02:23:09.700 --> 02:23:12.700
the

02:23:12.700 --> 02:23:16.700
death

02:23:16.700 --> 02:23:19.700
of

02:23:19.700 --> 02:23:22.700
death

02:23:22.700 --> 02:23:28.700
of

02:23:28.700 --> 02:23:35.700
not jumping in. Did you say Sqam? What are you, 30? Sqam, can you bob them?

02:23:35.700 --> 02:23:42.700
What's it mean?

02:23:42.700 --> 02:23:47.700
What's it mean?

02:23:47.700 --> 02:23:53.700
What's it mean?

02:23:53.700 --> 02:23:58.700
What's it mean?

02:23:58.700 --> 02:24:04.700
Leo has straps.

02:24:04.700 --> 02:24:14.700
Yeah, you're obviously a lobby yet, where do you get on your cam?

02:24:14.700 --> 02:24:25.700
You've been on your drone for 30 seconds, can't do something and push me, how scared are you?

02:24:25.700 --> 02:24:28.700
Relax a little bit.

02:24:28.700 --> 02:24:32.220
I hear you outside the window, bro. Like don't do that

02:24:37.100 --> 02:24:39.100
Come back in

02:24:58.700 --> 02:25:13.100
15 seconds remaining 10 seconds left

02:25:13.100 --> 02:25:21.380
5 seconds remaining well on 4 eliminated

02:25:21.380 --> 02:25:29.380
My name is an acorn, I should have just named it, but I don't know why I'm named in the worst position.

02:25:31.380 --> 02:25:35.380
Get fucking shit on! Get shit on!

02:25:38.380 --> 02:25:40.380
Let's go, baby! Come on! Here we go.

02:25:40.380 --> 02:25:43.380
Wait, get this brain dead ass operator out of the game.

02:25:43.380 --> 02:25:47.380
I want you to be able to actually, like, use your head to find me, not just fucking click a button.

02:25:47.380 --> 02:25:48.220
I got one.

02:25:51.140 --> 02:25:53.100
Literally can't stand that up.

02:25:53.100 --> 02:25:55.340
All right, now we win.

02:25:55.340 --> 02:25:57.260
Now we win, let's go to scum.

02:25:57.260 --> 02:25:58.420
Bro, Squirtle, I'm just saying, bro.

02:25:58.420 --> 02:26:01.220
Last time you won, you were winning, and then I won.

02:26:02.700 --> 02:26:04.480
Don't do it again!

02:26:04.480 --> 02:26:06.300
Squirtle, I've been, like, bro, I've been

02:26:06.300 --> 02:26:08.180
flying down around Siege, bro.

02:26:08.180 --> 02:26:10.060
I have a 1.9 at the PC, buddy.

02:26:10.060 --> 02:26:11.420
You're not beating me!

02:26:11.420 --> 02:26:12.780
You're not beating me, Squirtle!

02:26:12.780 --> 02:26:15.140
My stats are always superior, bro.

02:26:15.140 --> 02:26:15.980
Shut up.

02:26:17.380 --> 02:26:20.020
I'll never compare stats to you, but please don't.

02:26:21.700 --> 02:26:23.060
Look, when all I'm saying is Squirtle,

02:26:23.060 --> 02:26:24.540
I'm gonna hit Champ on PC this season

02:26:24.540 --> 02:26:26.340
with like a 1.7, bro.

02:26:26.340 --> 02:26:28.380
1.6, 1.7, that's all I'm saying.

02:26:28.380 --> 02:26:29.820
I don't care, bro.

02:26:29.820 --> 02:26:31.300
All right, dude, I'm just saying.

02:26:31.300 --> 02:26:32.140
I'm just saying.

02:26:32.140 --> 02:26:34.500
Hey, give me a C Squirtle, now, get it back!

02:26:34.500 --> 02:26:35.340
When you get back, no matter,

02:26:35.340 --> 02:26:36.940
you boost it off fours and plats.

02:26:36.940 --> 02:26:37.900
Don't talk to me.

02:26:37.900 --> 02:26:39.660
Secure the area, keep the bombs.

02:26:39.660 --> 02:26:41.700
I'm gonna solo a few to Champ on PC.

02:26:41.700 --> 02:26:43.220
This season, with a 1.7,

02:26:43.220 --> 02:26:45.060
maybe mark my fucking words,

02:26:45.060 --> 02:26:46.420
but there's nothing.

02:26:47.380 --> 02:26:49.380
You see that DMA

02:26:50.820 --> 02:26:52.820
What the hell is this guy?

02:26:53.180 --> 02:26:55.180
Got him that DMA y'all

02:26:58.420 --> 02:27:01.420
You know stop it's late. Wait tomorrow. All right, who's your predictor?

02:27:01.420 --> 02:27:03.420
Who's your predictor? I ran that kid off

02:27:05.060 --> 02:27:07.060
Squirtle you didn't run stop it off

02:27:08.500 --> 02:27:10.500
What are you saying?

02:27:10.500 --> 02:27:19.080
you wanted to be a pro you didn't run it off console

02:27:19.080 --> 02:27:27.280
first voice number one at that event right now

02:27:27.280 --> 02:27:37.820
oh you go from one brain dead and zero like IQ off to another all right

02:27:37.820 --> 02:27:39.820
This is actually how you play CS Portal.

02:27:43.660 --> 02:27:45.160
Bro hates droning.

02:28:07.820 --> 02:28:28.420
I'm just gonna be honest bro I I'm impressed I can't do that on controller

02:28:28.420 --> 02:28:38.660
one tap headshot with that dog shit ass done. I'm actually astounded honestly you can go

02:28:38.660 --> 02:28:43.300
snake. Wait, wait, wait, I didn't think about this. I didn't think about this. What is the

02:28:43.300 --> 02:28:47.860
cringy okay this this bro once I ban demos I actually don't think you're gonna win though

02:28:47.860 --> 02:28:53.220
because then you have to actually like use your brain. No, I'm not gonna let you know.

02:28:53.220 --> 02:28:57.700
Bro, you're just and I don't blame you you're just relying on your aim though because like

02:28:57.700 --> 02:28:59.900
You know I better get over now.

02:28:59.900 --> 02:29:02.340
If you go snake, I'm just gonna have a new gamer

02:29:02.340 --> 02:29:03.420
on my flat by the last.

02:29:03.420 --> 02:29:06.020
Just letting you know if you ever try to go snake.

02:29:07.420 --> 02:29:08.500
Okay, that's fine.

02:29:08.500 --> 02:29:10.300
Appreciate the intel.

02:29:10.300 --> 02:29:11.140
You're welcome.

02:29:17.820 --> 02:29:18.660
Yeah, I don't know.

02:29:18.660 --> 02:29:20.220
I mean, this is probably about,

02:29:20.220 --> 02:29:21.700
ah, I don't know.

02:29:21.700 --> 02:29:23.300
Four control requires that can do that?

02:29:23.300 --> 02:29:24.660
I mean, Jesus Christ.

02:29:24.660 --> 02:29:31.900
I would say the four are you squirtle squirtle squirtle and squirtle

02:29:33.400 --> 02:29:39.100
So do you think stop it's gonna win this major this week at Squirtle I hope not

02:29:39.740 --> 02:29:42.780
What's wrong with you? Why would you hope that?

02:29:43.500 --> 02:29:45.500
That guy had a problem

02:29:50.020 --> 02:29:53.380
Squirtle your mic is static, you're static by the way

02:29:54.660 --> 02:29:56.660
Is it better?

02:29:56.660 --> 02:29:58.660
I think now, maybe.

02:29:58.660 --> 02:30:00.660
Ten seconds to go.

02:30:00.660 --> 02:30:02.660
Bro, that guy had me added,

02:30:02.660 --> 02:30:04.660
and then he's un-addingly randomly

02:30:04.660 --> 02:30:06.660
and refused to speak to me.

02:30:06.660 --> 02:30:08.660
And we were friends.

02:30:08.660 --> 02:30:10.660
So obviously he's not gonna like me, bro.

02:30:10.660 --> 02:30:12.660
That guy switched up.

02:30:16.660 --> 02:30:18.660
I don't like that kid.

02:30:18.660 --> 02:30:20.660
That kid has an ego.

02:30:20.660 --> 02:30:22.660
Your chat doesn't know the real Stompin', bro.

02:30:22.660 --> 02:30:26.160
Your track doesn't know the real Stompin. That guy's a weirdo.

02:30:52.660 --> 02:30:54.660
All the bridges out.

02:30:59.660 --> 02:31:01.660
Guggy, go!

02:31:16.660 --> 02:31:18.660
You're a bot now.

02:31:18.660 --> 02:31:30.820
is a failure are you gonna like are you gonna push me no no that was actually bad that was

02:31:30.820 --> 02:31:37.620
bad bro i didn't hear the first buzz i didn't hear till the second buzz and then i flashed

02:31:37.620 --> 02:31:42.900
my yeah that's the reason why i stuck it stupid because i need to try to bait me off it and i

02:31:42.900 --> 02:31:47.780
was already i might have to shoot into the drone hole but it's too no i actually purposely went

02:31:47.780 --> 02:31:51.540
to the left of it so you couldn't actually because there was a pit in the hole in the wall

02:31:51.540 --> 02:31:57.140
you know what i think but i think before the round's over bro i think before i think before it

02:31:57.140 --> 02:32:03.940
bro i think about everything bro you understand you can't outsmart the squirter you can't outsmart

02:32:03.940 --> 02:32:10.020
the squirter chat i like i don't know it should be two three i got the plant down too i should have

02:32:10.020 --> 02:32:13.020
You should have stayed close to the bomb though, you know why I got like scared.

02:32:13.020 --> 02:32:14.020
Wait.

02:32:14.020 --> 02:32:15.020
Oh my gosh, wait.

02:32:15.020 --> 02:32:16.020
I can swing the sword.

02:32:16.020 --> 02:32:18.020
You banned Jack or not Deimos?

02:32:18.020 --> 02:32:21.020
Oh wait, I meant to ban De- oh god.

02:32:21.020 --> 02:32:23.020
Brav'n to ban Deimos!

02:32:23.020 --> 02:32:24.020
FUCK!

02:32:24.020 --> 02:32:25.020
Alright, it's all good.

02:32:25.020 --> 02:32:27.020
I'm coming back, I'm coming back, I'm coming back.

02:32:27.020 --> 02:32:28.020
Protect the bombs.

02:32:28.020 --> 02:32:30.020
Wait, you want to do it your bad?

02:32:30.020 --> 02:32:35.020
I'd give you a thousand if you win, you'd give me like a hundred bucks.

02:32:35.020 --> 02:32:39.020
I'm not ever gonna see that thousand though.

02:32:39.020 --> 02:32:41.020
I'm never paying you, ever.

02:32:41.020 --> 02:32:45.020
I mean, for a valid reason though, for a valid reason?

02:32:49.020 --> 02:32:53.020
For a valid reason, you like acting, I just wanna be funny and talk to you.

02:32:54.020 --> 02:32:56.020
Uh, could you harass me on Snapchat?

02:32:56.020 --> 02:32:58.020
And I'm closer to unaddicted.

02:32:58.020 --> 02:33:02.020
And then like, you're closer to unaddicted?

02:33:03.020 --> 02:33:05.020
Yes, world, you are happy on Snapchat!

02:33:05.020 --> 02:33:08.020
You give weirdos like Muda your number but not me.

02:33:08.020 --> 02:33:10.020
I

02:33:12.980 --> 02:33:15.780
You don't trust me with your numbers, but you stuff all time

02:33:18.020 --> 02:33:23.380
I'm about to unadd you on snapchat. Fuck you giving you my number. What are you saying, bro? Why?

02:34:08.020 --> 02:34:15.020
of

02:34:15.020 --> 02:34:21.020
the

02:34:21.020 --> 02:34:23.020
death

02:34:23.020 --> 02:34:25.020
of

02:34:25.020 --> 02:34:30.020
the

02:34:30.020 --> 02:34:32.020
death

02:34:32.020 --> 02:34:37.020
of

02:34:37.020 --> 02:34:43.020
Oh my god, I didn't mean to ban chocolate, I meant to ban game!

02:34:43.020 --> 02:34:45.020
Oh my god!

02:34:45.020 --> 02:34:49.020
It's a complaint against a fucking infant!

02:34:49.020 --> 02:34:51.020
Repping, repping, repping, repping!

02:34:51.020 --> 02:34:53.020
Like, oh my god!

02:34:55.020 --> 02:34:58.020
Fucking cringe, lord, Jesus Christ!

02:34:59.020 --> 02:35:01.020
Holy cry, baby.

02:35:01.020 --> 02:35:04.020
Like, you know how many counters there are to that lock?

02:35:04.020 --> 02:35:06.020
Do you even know how to counter an operator?

02:35:07.940 --> 02:35:10.980
Bro, it's Squirtle. It's all good, bro. The last time he played, I fucking worked you, bro.

02:35:10.980 --> 02:35:12.980
Last time he played, I fucking worked you. It's all good.

02:35:14.340 --> 02:35:16.900
All good, Squirtle. Last time he played, I worked you, bro.

02:35:22.100 --> 02:35:22.600
All right.

02:35:24.660 --> 02:35:26.980
One five, come back right now. One five, come back right now.

02:35:27.700 --> 02:35:30.500
One five, come back right now. One five, come back right now.

02:35:30.500 --> 02:35:43.380
one five, one five, come back right now, I hate Amos and Snake and a one-way one, it's

02:35:43.380 --> 02:35:48.900
like so stupid, you didn't have to have like, tearing or awareness, you just know where

02:35:48.900 --> 02:35:59.140
they are, fucking cringe, I didn't mean to manjack them, Jesus Christ dude, five seconds

02:35:59.140 --> 02:36:08.780
to go actually just like disgusting and literally fucking disgusting most disgusting fucking

02:36:08.780 --> 02:36:15.780
place out

02:36:18.660 --> 02:36:21.900
you go

02:36:21.900 --> 02:36:28.900
your one-five combat

02:36:30.500 --> 02:36:33.260
he's mad at that it's my fault for nothing jackal

02:36:33.260 --> 02:36:35.260
It just defeats the whole purpose of the game.

02:36:35.260 --> 02:36:37.260
You just play Snake in a 1v1.

02:36:41.260 --> 02:36:43.260
No, you just have all hacks.

02:36:45.260 --> 02:36:47.260
I'm balancing 5v5s, but I'm on 1s.

02:36:47.260 --> 02:36:49.260
But yeah, I had to use that on 1v1s.

02:36:49.260 --> 02:36:51.260
Now I know.

02:37:33.260 --> 02:37:40.260
has been located.

02:37:40.260 --> 02:38:01.260
Alright man.

02:39:01.260 --> 02:39:07.200
fucking snakes, gamos, just constant wallhacks the entire round and then just

02:39:07.200 --> 02:39:13.200
I mean I'm 15th, see, but Jesus fucking Christ. I mean this is the most disgusting

02:39:13.200 --> 02:39:19.300
like you should actually like puke watching yourself play. I mean it's

02:39:19.300 --> 02:39:22.800
called studying 1v1s because I don't like losing because I know who you are

02:39:22.800 --> 02:39:29.840
bro you beat me once and then don't 1v1 me for a month because you're a weirdo so

02:39:29.840 --> 02:39:33.180
Why would I ever even let you come close to beating me like what?

02:39:37.240 --> 02:39:40.680
That is so stupid. I just all I had to do is just ban the right ops

02:39:46.520 --> 02:39:48.800
Cringy ass fucking place out Jesus Christ

02:39:49.760 --> 02:39:55.120
Says the person who literally was known for running yin and run shotguns every year on like what?

02:39:55.120 --> 02:40:02.120
You used to play in Korea too!

02:40:02.120 --> 02:40:05.120
What are you talking about?

02:40:05.120 --> 02:40:08.120
Yeah, next time we're just gonna band it right off the ground.

02:40:19.120 --> 02:40:21.120
Ten seconds.

02:40:21.120 --> 02:40:29.640
I mean, you're the best one in one player in the world, I don't even know why I'm playing

02:40:29.640 --> 02:40:30.640
you.

02:40:30.640 --> 02:40:32.640
forward

02:40:37.760 --> 02:40:42.460
For it located a bomb. Oh god. It's gonna vomit. This isn't even like siege fuck

02:40:50.120 --> 02:40:53.600
Oh, there's the red ping bro wonder what happens on

02:41:00.640 --> 02:41:05.640
Alright, my rotate list.

02:41:05.640 --> 02:41:16.640
Um, mobs can be banned by Satanists in the chat please, thank you. Appreciate it.

02:41:16.640 --> 02:41:21.640
Thank you. Much love.

02:41:21.640 --> 02:41:27.640
Alright, here we go. Lopotomy, Rainbow Six. Zero awareness necessary.

02:41:27.640 --> 02:41:30.640
wallhatch, and then shoot you before.

02:41:32.640 --> 02:41:36.640
No open sense necessary, and no game sense necessary.

02:41:38.640 --> 02:41:41.640
Shoot you before, head for the random headshot wallbang.

02:41:41.640 --> 02:41:42.640
Woo!

02:41:43.640 --> 02:41:44.640
Yes, sir.

02:41:45.640 --> 02:41:49.640
Oh my fucking god, I'm not bad at these all the time.

02:41:50.640 --> 02:41:51.640
Yep, there.

02:41:51.640 --> 02:41:55.640
Oh, what do we do? We red clean again, because we need to drill in 2026.

02:41:57.640 --> 02:42:07.640
of

02:42:07.640 --> 02:42:09.640
all

02:42:09.640 --> 02:42:11.640
all

02:42:11.640 --> 02:42:13.640
all

02:42:13.640 --> 02:42:15.640
all

02:42:15.640 --> 02:42:33.360
Wow, lobotomy, rainbow six lobotomy. I, I'm, I'm never won. I already said I'm never

02:42:33.360 --> 02:42:37.520
one wanting him again but after that I mean it's just wow I'm never one wanting

02:42:37.520 --> 02:42:41.720
him again wow holy shit

02:43:03.360 --> 02:43:05.420
you

02:44:03.360 --> 02:44:16.240
What's a Q&A and gotta be?

02:44:16.240 --> 02:44:17.240
Alright.

02:44:17.240 --> 02:44:21.880
Yeah, I just came to the epiphany that like, oh wait, hold on.

02:44:21.880 --> 02:44:26.560
Why do you sound so jolly?

02:44:26.560 --> 02:44:31.040
I just came to the epiphany that Deimos was already like the worst addition to the game

02:44:31.040 --> 02:44:34.240
for 1v1s, and then they added a snake.

02:44:34.240 --> 02:44:37.920
So now there's two operators that literally make 1v1s

02:44:37.920 --> 02:44:39.680
unbearably more in the play.

02:44:39.680 --> 02:44:40.840
Rude me day.

02:44:40.840 --> 02:44:41.680
Yeah, okay.

02:44:41.680 --> 02:44:42.880
I mean, I played Horrible, he played better than me,

02:44:42.880 --> 02:44:44.760
but like, I'm just getting nonstop,

02:44:44.760 --> 02:44:46.520
like wall hacked on for three minutes.

02:44:46.520 --> 02:44:47.920
It's just literally eight.

02:44:53.120 --> 02:44:53.960
Land them?

02:44:53.960 --> 02:44:54.800
Yeah, Ted.

02:44:54.800 --> 02:44:59.440
Hey, if I had Molly right now, bro, I would be so fried.

02:44:59.440 --> 02:45:01.720
The other land guy sound like Jinxie

02:45:10.600 --> 02:45:12.600
No, no, I'm just

02:45:23.760 --> 02:45:27.560
Are you on Molly right now bro like I be on

02:45:27.560 --> 02:45:32.560
On shrooms, and so the voice changer, like I love Molly.

02:45:34.640 --> 02:45:39.640
I see four screens when I'm playing Rainbow Dude,

02:45:39.680 --> 02:45:41.000
what the fuck?

02:45:43.480 --> 02:45:46.480
So, sir, what drums are you on right now, sir?

02:45:46.480 --> 02:45:49.200
It's like, it's four people,

02:45:49.200 --> 02:45:54.200
but it's like 25 people on the game,

02:45:54.200 --> 02:45:59.200
game but I see four people and I look at one

02:45:59.200 --> 02:46:02.200
my god

02:46:06.200 --> 02:46:10.200
yep we lost we lost the man

02:46:10.200 --> 02:46:13.200
oh that is you janksy what's up dude

02:46:13.200 --> 02:46:16.200
what's up man let's go

02:46:20.200 --> 02:46:22.200
no way

02:46:24.200 --> 02:46:26.200
I can get a few assertions.

02:46:29.000 --> 02:46:30.200
SAVE BULLSHIT!

02:46:30.200 --> 02:46:32.200
Who's the guy that's on modeling the silver?

02:46:36.200 --> 02:46:38.200
Alright, let's play some seeds, man. Not whatever bad.

02:46:38.200 --> 02:46:40.200
Bullshit was last game. Fuck.

02:46:42.200 --> 02:46:44.200
That was so boring.

02:46:54.200 --> 02:46:56.200
We're loading!

02:46:56.700 --> 02:46:58.700
This guy really on drugs.

02:47:05.700 --> 02:47:08.700
As God as my witness, I never want to run forward.

02:47:08.700 --> 02:47:11.200
I would rather literally get chumped.

02:47:11.200 --> 02:47:13.200
Repelling white window? White stairs?

02:47:13.200 --> 02:47:25.200
I'm actually a Nyquil, the one you wanted.

02:47:25.200 --> 02:47:30.200
Do you know when to repelling?

02:47:30.200 --> 02:47:31.200
Scared?

02:47:31.200 --> 02:47:33.200
Yep, he'll win every time.

02:47:33.200 --> 02:47:35.200
I just had to hunt him out of the car.

02:47:35.200 --> 02:47:42.200
I wanted my seeds, but I'm not whatever that is.

02:47:42.200 --> 02:47:47.200
It's just boring, dude.

02:47:47.200 --> 02:47:53.200
Just kidding, uh, red man can't move out of this.

02:47:53.200 --> 02:47:57.200
Alright, Ram's got red hatch open.

02:47:57.200 --> 02:47:58.200
They're drawing you back.

02:47:58.200 --> 02:47:59.200
Drawing you back.

02:47:59.200 --> 02:48:00.200
Mom, just keep banning the same.

02:48:00.200 --> 02:48:01.200
That's thank you.

02:48:01.200 --> 02:48:02.200
I'm bored.

02:48:02.200 --> 02:48:03.200
It's located above.

02:48:03.200 --> 02:48:04.200
You know what to do.

02:48:04.200 --> 02:48:06.200
There's a guy under.

02:48:06.200 --> 02:48:08.200
Like, bros, what?

02:48:09.000 --> 02:48:11.520
There's a guy under like bro what?

02:48:16.920 --> 02:48:18.920
Yo, there's two people under

02:48:29.560 --> 02:48:35.840
Nice another guy was under another guy was under I think under under cigar play time play time

02:48:35.840 --> 02:48:39.480
You know I got a peek, just play time.

02:48:39.480 --> 02:48:41.480
Oh, but you're better.

02:48:41.480 --> 02:48:47.480
Good stuff, good stuff, good stuff, good stuff, good stuff.

02:48:47.480 --> 02:48:52.480
He's gonna come up, he's gonna come up.

02:48:52.480 --> 02:48:53.480
Nice.

02:48:53.480 --> 02:48:54.480
Alright.

02:48:54.480 --> 02:48:55.480
Bro, let's go.

02:48:55.480 --> 02:48:56.480
Let's go.

02:48:56.480 --> 02:48:57.480
Let's go.

02:48:57.480 --> 02:48:58.480
Okay, undefeated in rank tonight.

02:48:58.480 --> 02:48:59.480
Frax to get the prime.

02:48:59.480 --> 02:49:01.480
Getting closer to Diamond, baby.

02:49:01.480 --> 02:49:03.480
Getting closer and closer.

02:49:03.480 --> 02:49:08.220
I'm gonna get on League.

02:49:08.220 --> 02:49:09.280
I'm gonna get on League.

02:49:09.280 --> 02:49:11.000
Get a couple more games I think.

02:49:11.000 --> 02:49:12.000
I don't know, I don't know.

02:49:12.000 --> 02:49:17.840
I'm just gonna keep playing Siege for now, but I'll get on League in a little bit.

02:49:17.840 --> 02:49:26.600
That's not to think of it as a bribe.

02:49:26.600 --> 02:49:27.600
Does it clap?

02:49:27.600 --> 02:49:28.600
Oh wait, let me put CCS back on.

02:49:28.600 --> 02:49:29.600
Sorry, I forgot.

02:49:29.600 --> 02:49:30.600
What's a human?

02:49:30.600 --> 02:49:31.600
What's a human?

02:49:31.600 --> 02:49:35.440
What's a human being gotta be?

02:49:35.440 --> 02:49:37.440
Shanks the hazard there as they go in.

02:49:37.440 --> 02:49:40.440
Good bro, what about you man? How's it going?

02:49:40.440 --> 02:49:42.440
He's not bad.

02:49:42.440 --> 02:49:44.440
He's not bad.

02:49:44.440 --> 02:49:48.440
Can you please come pick up your poopy undies from the living room?

02:49:48.440 --> 02:49:50.440
What are we talking about?

02:49:50.440 --> 02:49:52.440
Okay, relax.

02:49:52.440 --> 02:49:57.440
Can you stroke it a little? Is that what you just said?

02:49:57.440 --> 02:49:59.440
That was a mis-input.

02:49:59.440 --> 02:50:09.440
I like it.

02:50:09.440 --> 02:50:28.440
Ralf is uh, in her wedges she's in the game.

02:50:58.440 --> 02:51:03.440
Yo, what happened to the guy that was high earlier?

02:51:03.440 --> 02:51:05.440
He died, bro.

02:51:05.440 --> 02:51:08.440
You overdosed.

02:51:08.440 --> 02:51:11.440
Yeah, I'm ready.

02:51:11.440 --> 02:51:13.440
Steady, sequel.

02:51:13.440 --> 02:51:15.440
Yeah, I wasn't a good guy.

02:51:15.440 --> 02:51:17.440
Oh, sure.

02:51:17.440 --> 02:51:19.440
Okay.

02:51:28.440 --> 02:51:35.440
of

02:51:35.440 --> 02:51:39.440
the

02:51:39.440 --> 02:51:45.440
death of

02:51:45.440 --> 02:51:52.440
death of

02:51:52.440 --> 02:51:56.440
death of

02:51:56.440 --> 02:52:02.440
Dad underscore cheered 100 bits. Love the content, brother, who got you into Siege originally.

02:52:06.940 --> 02:52:07.940
My friend Siege.

02:52:09.940 --> 02:52:12.940
One's going up Christmas stairs.

02:52:14.440 --> 02:52:15.940
I go red. Might come to red.

02:52:26.440 --> 02:52:28.140
I mean, this guy will not die.

02:52:28.140 --> 02:52:29.840
Mike, Mike, Mike, die, die!

02:52:29.840 --> 02:52:30.840
Yeah, he's standing.

02:52:37.840 --> 02:52:38.840
No, he doesn't die.

02:52:38.840 --> 02:52:39.840
He doesn't die.

02:52:41.240 --> 02:52:42.240
He doesn't die.

02:52:42.240 --> 02:52:43.340
Die!

02:52:43.840 --> 02:52:44.840
Die!

02:52:45.240 --> 02:52:46.640
I shot you in the head!

02:52:46.840 --> 02:52:48.440
Five thousand times!

02:52:48.840 --> 02:52:50.640
What do you have, blood armor?

02:52:51.040 --> 02:52:51.740
Fuck it!

02:52:51.740 --> 02:52:52.740
Die!

02:52:53.240 --> 02:52:54.740
Die, bitch!

02:52:54.740 --> 02:53:01.740
I mean, oh my god!

02:53:01.740 --> 02:53:12.740
I saw him three times.

02:53:12.740 --> 02:53:14.740
No bit of 4k.

02:53:14.740 --> 02:53:16.740
No bit of 4k.

02:53:16.740 --> 02:53:18.740
No bit of 4k.

02:53:18.740 --> 02:53:21.740
Maybe even an ace, but he will not die.

02:53:21.740 --> 02:53:23.740
He won't fucking die.

02:53:23.740 --> 02:53:25.840
No matter what, he won't die.

02:53:25.840 --> 02:53:27.360
Oh my god!

02:53:27.360 --> 02:53:29.300
I shot his head a thousand times.

02:53:34.500 --> 02:53:36.380
Jesus Christ!

02:53:36.380 --> 02:53:37.540
He won't die!

02:53:38.540 --> 02:53:39.380
Die!

02:53:41.620 --> 02:53:42.460
Fuck!

02:53:44.540 --> 02:53:46.980
No court is off today, yeah, you're right, you're right.

02:53:49.340 --> 02:53:51.180
Today's a low court is off today.

02:53:51.180 --> 02:53:52.020
You're right, you're right.

02:53:52.020 --> 02:54:03.020
I mean, I don't know. Sometimes, bro, people just don't die. I shot that guy in the head

02:54:03.020 --> 02:54:10.540
16,000 times. I'm telling you, sometimes people just don't die. They just got like this aura

02:54:10.540 --> 02:54:11.540
about that.

02:54:11.540 --> 02:54:12.540
It's like the matrix.

02:54:12.540 --> 02:54:20.460
It's like the um, it's like the matrix

02:55:12.540 --> 02:55:29.540
of

02:55:29.540 --> 02:55:37.540
the

02:55:37.540 --> 02:55:52.380
Yeah sit on that window just wait yes sir

02:55:52.380 --> 02:55:54.380
I

02:56:05.580 --> 02:56:08.820
Mean bro on the bright side it's looking like another job. It's looking like another job

02:56:10.260 --> 02:56:12.260
On see bright sky, bro

02:56:12.260 --> 02:56:13.260
The pouring action.

02:56:22.260 --> 02:56:25.260
Two of them are upstairs in Cigar, now. It's Buck and Slice Cigar.

02:56:28.260 --> 02:56:34.260
Tainted Buckley cheered 100 bits while the chicken crossed the road to get to the Darth Maul.

02:56:34.260 --> 02:56:35.260
All right!

02:56:38.260 --> 02:56:39.260
Come on!

02:56:42.260 --> 02:56:53.180
I'm on my phone right above me right above reading

02:56:53.180 --> 02:57:02.260
that was a lot of recoil that was a lot of recoil

02:57:02.260 --> 02:57:10.500
bro they give me no elo dude i've been on my huge winnage streak i'm still emerald 4

02:57:10.500 --> 02:57:18.740
like roxy fuck bro can you review iceman already it's not out yet it's not out 12 midnight

02:57:18.740 --> 02:57:25.140
midnight we're staying up all night staying up all night gaming all night until ice man

02:57:25.140 --> 02:57:54.180
I think I have heard of that, no yeah chat we're streaming all night until the Drake

02:57:54.180 --> 02:58:01.180
Hey, I'll get you back. Please get on me. You need to push and I will, but I'll see you to proceed.

02:58:01.180 --> 02:58:12.180
That was for you, Jinxie. Thank you, Kitten. A little 4k. Appreciate you, Kitten.

02:58:12.180 --> 02:58:23.180
What if you're my Kitten? How old are you, bro? I'm 26. Can you email for me?

02:58:23.180 --> 02:58:31.520
Jinxy give me just one meow please. Just give me like a little meow. I guess nothing

02:58:31.520 --> 02:58:40.400
crazy. Trippy thinking about gifted. I'm gonna pass on that one to you.

02:58:40.400 --> 02:58:46.520
Hey come on. Fire underscore VR12 shared one a hundred bits. Hey Jinxy I love your streams

02:58:46.520 --> 02:58:52.920
and you're a great streamer but I need some tips to get better at R6. Play the game every

02:58:52.920 --> 02:58:58.920
play the game every single day, learn the maps, learn the operators, use TDM before you go into rank to work on your aim,

02:58:58.920 --> 02:59:02.920
find what your mains are, find what operators you do well on, find what operators you do well on,

02:59:02.920 --> 02:59:04.920
and try to find the team.

02:59:04.920 --> 02:59:24.680
So Chad, because I did it in the Alta Ham, that's El Ego.

02:59:24.680 --> 02:59:27.880
All right!

02:59:27.880 --> 02:59:31.120
Because I did it in the Alta Ham, that's El Ego.

02:59:31.120 --> 02:59:32.720
Congrats on 500 days in a row.

02:59:32.720 --> 02:59:33.720
Thank you, man!

02:59:33.720 --> 02:59:35.720
But I think you're the first person to say that. Yes!

02:59:35.720 --> 02:59:38.720
Jack, today is our 500th stream in a row.

02:59:38.720 --> 02:59:40.720
Insane, by the way.

02:59:40.720 --> 02:59:42.720
Insane.

02:59:42.720 --> 02:59:44.720
In the membrane.

02:59:47.720 --> 02:59:49.720
Insane.

02:59:58.720 --> 03:00:00.720
Jinx, I'm still waiting on the mail, bro.

03:00:03.720 --> 03:00:08.560
I rather um okay you know what get a 3k this round that it on me out. I bet

03:00:30.480 --> 03:00:32.480
You know if anybody is running

03:00:33.720 --> 03:00:40.720
one right in the corner

03:00:40.720 --> 03:00:47.720
one's in the closet, we're in the middle of the tunnel

03:00:47.720 --> 03:00:52.720
One's in closet, we're in the middle of a tunnel.

03:00:57.720 --> 03:00:59.720
We're in street 2 man, nice to meet you.

03:01:06.720 --> 03:01:07.720
That's high, that's high.

03:01:11.720 --> 03:01:13.720
You just say hate from Texas?

03:01:13.720 --> 03:01:18.920
Oh laying down hallway talk by a visual

03:01:31.840 --> 03:01:33.840
I think he went downstairs

03:01:43.720 --> 03:01:50.720
the

03:01:54.440 --> 03:02:01.440
underneath last and can go red stairs

03:02:01.560 --> 03:02:04.000
up red

03:02:04.000 --> 03:02:06.500
shotgun

03:02:06.500 --> 03:02:11.480
who's to which he had two hundred bits get squirtle and you

03:02:11.480 --> 03:02:16.100
Oh, that guy just did the weirdest noise I've ever heard.

03:02:16.100 --> 03:02:18.100
Hey, throw it, throw it, throw it.

03:02:18.100 --> 03:02:20.100
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

03:02:20.100 --> 03:02:21.100
Let's keep playing.

03:02:21.100 --> 03:02:24.100
That guy just did the weird, like I thought he was just in that hole.

03:02:24.100 --> 03:02:25.100
Oh.

03:02:25.100 --> 03:02:28.100
Yo, nice man guys, nice man guys.

03:02:28.100 --> 03:02:29.100
You too, Jinxy.

03:02:29.100 --> 03:02:30.100
Yo, Jinxy, carry, bro.

03:02:30.100 --> 03:02:33.100
Give me a meow for the road, buddy.

03:02:33.100 --> 03:02:36.100
Jinxy, come on.

03:02:36.100 --> 03:02:40.100
I'm your biggest fan, Zincent.

03:02:40.100 --> 03:02:43.580
My shit is so creamy right now.

03:02:43.580 --> 03:02:45.580
Can you just me out for me?

03:02:45.580 --> 03:02:46.580
No.

03:02:46.580 --> 03:02:47.580
Mute it.

03:02:47.580 --> 03:02:48.580
Nope.

03:02:48.580 --> 03:02:49.580
Mute it, bro.

03:02:49.580 --> 03:02:50.580
That's why I don't me out, bro.

03:02:50.580 --> 03:02:51.580
Yo, we got Emerald 3!

03:02:51.580 --> 03:02:52.580
Rubble, why do I get no elo?

03:02:52.580 --> 03:02:53.580
I get no elo, dude.

03:02:53.580 --> 03:02:54.580
They're getting me no elo, bro.

03:02:54.580 --> 03:02:55.580
This is going to be such a hard challenge, chat.

03:02:55.580 --> 03:02:56.580
Because, guys, I'm just going to keep getting less elo.

03:02:56.580 --> 03:02:57.580
Okay.

03:02:57.580 --> 03:03:04.500
I get no elo dude. They're giving me no elo pro. This is gonna be such a hard challenge chat because guys

03:03:04.500 --> 03:03:07.440
I'm just gonna keep getting less you know, okay one more game then lead

03:03:08.700 --> 03:03:10.700
Chat tell Dante's

03:03:10.700 --> 03:03:18.020
20 minutes last sexy plays cheered 100 bits yo jinxed see can you sleep with my mom and give me a brother?

03:03:27.580 --> 03:03:35.740
Why would you even say that, bro?

03:03:35.740 --> 03:03:38.340
Pulled League or Cases?

03:03:38.340 --> 03:03:40.700
We could do League or Cases if you guys want.

03:03:40.700 --> 03:03:46.500
We could do a little League versus $2,000 case opening.

03:03:46.500 --> 03:03:48.860
I don't know, bro.

03:03:48.860 --> 03:03:50.140
I've been off of Cases.

03:03:50.140 --> 03:03:55.740
I'm not addicted anymore, Chad.

03:03:55.740 --> 03:03:56.740
We haven't done Cases.

03:03:56.740 --> 03:04:00.480
We have them casing like a month. We have the case of not they could be peak

03:04:01.520 --> 03:04:03.720
Do you never know bro? Do you never know?

03:04:05.520 --> 03:04:10.800
Get addicted again, bro, but I feel good because I'm finally unaddicted and we only lost like

03:04:11.600 --> 03:04:16.920
We wore down like 20k on cases now. We're down like fucking 15k because of all the good polka gun

03:04:18.480 --> 03:04:25.320
courtesy of coach at 100 bits you place each like you're missing a finger hate from Chester PA

03:04:26.740 --> 03:04:32.740
Yeah, we'll do a poll chat. Let me do one more game. We'll do a poll, we'll do a poll, we'll do a poll.

03:04:36.740 --> 03:04:46.740
No, bro, it's not even Gambler's mindset. I'm a bro, I'm finally off of cases. It was bad. Bro, I was down 20k on cases. Now I'm like 15k on cases.

03:04:46.740 --> 03:04:55.100
What's it gonna be and gotta be Ice Man drops tomorrow not the night.

03:04:55.100 --> 03:04:56.100
No, folks!

03:04:56.100 --> 03:04:59.820
Ice Man drops at midnight tonight and we're staying up for it.

03:04:59.820 --> 03:05:02.500
We're streaming literally all day long until midnight.

03:05:02.500 --> 03:05:06.620
We're gonna be live for six more hours, y'all.

03:05:06.620 --> 03:05:07.620
Let's go.

03:05:07.620 --> 03:05:08.620
Let's go.

03:05:08.620 --> 03:05:09.620
Let's go.

03:05:09.620 --> 03:05:19.620
I got it.

03:05:19.620 --> 03:05:30.820
Take the cheered 100 bits, do you keep spotless?

03:05:30.820 --> 03:05:31.820
Do I keep spotless?

03:05:31.820 --> 03:05:32.820
What do you mean?

03:05:32.820 --> 03:05:33.820
Do I keep spotless?

03:05:33.820 --> 03:05:34.820
What's Iceman?

03:05:34.820 --> 03:05:35.820
New Drake album.

03:05:35.820 --> 03:05:46.820
What's Iceman? New Drake Album. Midnight is tomorrow. Wait, you're right. Wait. Wait, he's right.

03:05:46.820 --> 03:05:52.820
Wait, no, he's right. He's actually right.

03:05:52.820 --> 03:06:00.820
But I want to get on lead because I want to get bronze, dude. I'm on a two game winning streak and I'm ironed too.

03:06:00.820 --> 03:06:05.320
Getting bronze would be syncing them up, but I don't think I would get bronze to the back, I could maybe get iron one.

03:06:05.320 --> 03:06:13.820
Yo, chat! How many wins do you need to, um, go from iron two to iron one?

03:06:13.820 --> 03:06:15.820
Secure the area, keep the bombs protected.

03:06:15.820 --> 03:06:17.820
How many, how many? How many?

03:06:22.320 --> 03:06:23.820
Swirl me, mags!

03:06:24.820 --> 03:06:26.820
Ah, four is located at the bottom.

03:06:28.820 --> 03:06:30.320
Four or five? Okay, okay.

03:06:30.320 --> 03:06:35.600
The box chaired 100 bits, paid drinks, and maybe yesterday I've got 10.

03:06:35.600 --> 03:06:42.400
It was so similitating, still not sure why he took all my tidbits and punched my little sister.

03:06:42.400 --> 03:06:44.080
I never did that, bro!

03:06:44.080 --> 03:06:45.080
Fuck off!

03:06:45.080 --> 03:06:45.580
Fuck!

03:06:45.580 --> 03:06:47.080
I never did that shit!

03:06:49.080 --> 03:06:49.580
Stop!

03:07:00.320 --> 03:07:07.320
are you ready for hot for action

03:07:12.560 --> 03:07:19.560
what happens my

03:07:21.060 --> 03:07:28.060
it's what he makes

03:07:30.320 --> 03:07:37.320
of

03:07:37.320 --> 03:07:40.320
the

03:07:40.320 --> 03:07:45.320
death

03:07:45.320 --> 03:07:47.320
of

03:07:47.320 --> 03:07:52.320
the

03:07:52.320 --> 03:07:54.320
death

03:07:54.320 --> 03:07:59.320
of

03:07:59.320 --> 03:08:06.320
of

03:08:06.320 --> 03:08:08.320
death

03:08:08.320 --> 03:08:10.320
of

03:08:10.320 --> 03:08:12.320
death

03:08:12.320 --> 03:08:24.320
of

03:08:24.320 --> 03:08:26.320
I

03:08:50.720 --> 03:08:52.720
Do you eat it on the first link

03:08:54.320 --> 03:08:57.320
Chad why did I peek? Why did I peek?

03:08:57.320 --> 03:08:59.320
I feel like there's one.

03:09:00.320 --> 03:09:03.320
I shouldn't have peeked. I would have been an ace guys, they both go both on me.

03:09:07.320 --> 03:09:10.320
Chad would have been an ace dude. Oh my gosh.

03:09:11.320 --> 03:09:15.320
Do I eat it on the first link? Like why is that a TTS message?

03:09:15.320 --> 03:09:23.320
Hey, Jinx, these are on-season. You should learn how Captain Trap's work so you can avoid dying to them again in the future.

03:09:23.320 --> 03:09:28.320
One of the ones, kind regards. Boggles, put a fucking sock in it, dude. Put a fucking sock in it, bro.

03:09:28.320 --> 03:09:31.320
Put a fucking sock in it, Boggles.

03:09:35.320 --> 03:09:37.320
Who is Drake? Yo, bro, what are these questions?

03:09:37.320 --> 03:09:44.320
questions the biggest artists in the world what what are these questions what

03:09:44.320 --> 03:09:50.280
are you waiting for me to ask me right now what what who is straight acts in a

03:09:50.280 --> 03:09:56.280
the fuck are you asking me no he's bad sorry top five artists in the world is

03:09:56.280 --> 03:10:05.640
that better you should know who he is six please what is an album

03:10:07.320 --> 03:10:09.320
I

03:10:13.720 --> 03:10:16.520
Secure the area keep the bombs protected no my teacher

03:10:37.320 --> 03:10:42.120
size brah I'm not cheating where you stay

03:10:53.120 --> 03:10:58.140
it's the rotation hole for two for their boggles I'm not doing backseat gaming

03:10:58.140 --> 03:11:05.140
out please. Don't you dare. Don't you dare, boss.

03:11:28.140 --> 03:11:42.100
No cam, no pain.

03:11:42.100 --> 03:11:49.980
That's the first time I've ran into cheater on PC.

03:11:49.980 --> 03:11:57.060
Yo guys, make sure you report fuck on the other team please.

03:12:27.060 --> 03:12:33.060
So if we win, it gets rolled back, and if we lose, it gets rolled back?

03:12:37.060 --> 03:12:38.060
How does that work?

03:12:44.060 --> 03:12:45.060
Wait for chat!

03:12:57.060 --> 03:12:59.060
This is so lame, oh dude

03:13:00.980 --> 03:13:08.240
So this entire game is pointless because this guy's team favorite. This guy's probably like silver skill up and has all that

03:13:10.620 --> 03:13:16.260
Kelen's key I cheered 100 bits, pro sponsored by Drake. Bro, he um

03:13:17.660 --> 03:13:19.660
He walked up to the garage

03:13:19.980 --> 03:13:24.940
Aimed exactly where my head was and then shot nine times without a single yellow thing

03:13:24.940 --> 03:13:34.540
Wait, why are you, why are we reporting the, uh, the buck on the other team has all acts.

03:13:34.540 --> 03:13:42.860
I'm like 80 or a percent sure.

03:13:42.860 --> 03:13:46.340
Or I mean, I mean, maybe he's sniping, but no, he killed me too fast.

03:13:46.340 --> 03:13:48.540
Like it was just too fast.

03:13:48.540 --> 03:13:50.220
It was too fast.

03:13:50.220 --> 03:13:53.420
Yellow Johnco.

03:13:53.420 --> 03:13:57.420
This is the first time I've ran into somebody with like, I'm like 100% sure this guy's

03:13:57.420 --> 03:13:58.420
walling.

03:13:58.420 --> 03:14:02.220
Cause we've got cheaters in our games where like there's been rollback and stuff.

03:14:02.220 --> 03:14:04.420
But I'm 100% sure that-

03:14:04.420 --> 03:14:05.420
Yo Junko!

03:14:05.420 --> 03:14:09.020
Yo, what's up man?

03:14:09.020 --> 03:14:10.020
How you doing bro?

03:14:10.020 --> 03:14:11.020
How you doing?

03:14:11.020 --> 03:14:12.020
Good bro, how you doing?

03:14:12.020 --> 03:14:13.020
I've been pretty good.

03:14:13.020 --> 03:14:14.520
I'm ready to kick some fucking ass!

03:14:14.520 --> 03:14:15.520
What is Iceman?

03:14:15.520 --> 03:14:16.520
It's Licks Album for the Ninestime!

03:14:16.520 --> 03:14:19.000
I'm fucking ass what is ice man

03:14:30.000 --> 03:14:37.700
No, they're not bro. Jinxy. He's terrible watch me watch gay family six seven best loser they never

03:14:43.520 --> 03:14:45.520
Maybe

03:14:46.520 --> 03:14:48.520
I

03:14:49.400 --> 03:14:54.520
Well, J.C. Brown to honor me to new breath honor me to you

03:14:59.760 --> 03:15:06.400
Yo, if I ace this round pick me up pick me up first like some pick me up for some rank later. All right

03:15:08.240 --> 03:15:10.240
All right, sounds good, bro

03:15:16.520 --> 03:15:24.520
wall fortified goose pay me cheered 100 bits jinx see the first suit you ordered is ready

03:15:24.520 --> 03:15:30.840
the fairly discord misses it sounds like they're pushing trends nah Havana's over here on any breach

03:15:35.560 --> 03:15:36.840
changing mags

03:15:46.520 --> 03:15:48.520
one on the wall, on the wall

03:15:48.520 --> 03:15:55.520
of

03:15:55.520 --> 03:15:58.520
death

03:15:58.520 --> 03:16:02.520
of

03:16:02.520 --> 03:16:05.520
death

03:16:05.520 --> 03:16:09.520
of

03:16:09.520 --> 03:16:13.520
death

03:16:13.520 --> 03:16:17.520
of

03:16:47.520 --> 03:16:49.520
Good kill, good kill.

03:16:56.520 --> 03:16:58.520
Third person MOBA?

03:16:58.520 --> 03:17:00.520
Really?

03:17:01.520 --> 03:17:03.520
Wait, you mean a first person MOBA?

03:17:03.520 --> 03:17:05.520
First person MOBA.

03:17:07.520 --> 03:17:09.520
League of Legends but it's third person.

03:17:11.520 --> 03:17:14.520
Wait, is League of Legends third person? I'm confused.

03:17:14.520 --> 03:17:16.520
Is it League of Legends third person?

03:17:16.520 --> 03:17:18.520
It's made by foul

03:17:22.400 --> 03:17:25.860
Let's do this shit, Jynxie. I go Jynxie

03:17:27.320 --> 03:17:34.520
Non-stop last year. What like when you used to grind seeds for I used to just non-stop watch your streams get home and watch them

03:17:34.520 --> 03:17:37.360
skits the fence zero one one shit one

03:17:41.880 --> 03:17:43.880
That's to be two

03:17:46.520 --> 03:17:48.520
I didn't even hear what he said, I'm sorry bro.

03:17:48.520 --> 03:17:50.520
Something to be too?

03:17:51.520 --> 03:17:54.520
Smite is ten times better? What is smite?

03:17:54.520 --> 03:17:56.520
Jinxie, are you solo queueing the champ?

03:17:56.520 --> 03:17:58.520
I need to use your drone to get to the top.

03:17:58.520 --> 03:18:00.520
Uh, yes sir. Yeah, yes sir.

03:18:01.520 --> 03:18:03.520
Hell yeah, hell yeah.

03:18:03.520 --> 03:18:05.520
I'm emerald three right now.

03:18:06.520 --> 03:18:08.520
What?

03:18:11.520 --> 03:18:13.520
Smite is the worst game of all time.

03:18:13.520 --> 03:18:15.520
What?

03:18:16.520 --> 03:18:19.960
Is this a good game?

03:18:19.960 --> 03:18:24.960
A lot of the time it was like a hood classic.

03:18:24.960 --> 03:18:37.960
Jinxie, I can't wait to watch Stompin' on this major.

03:18:37.960 --> 03:18:43.960
Yes, sir, bro, you must locate and abuse a bomb.

03:18:43.960 --> 03:18:48.480
Lousest 100 bits he's in key what color is it?

03:18:58.240 --> 03:19:00.240
Yeah, jinks any boys on them

03:19:10.000 --> 03:19:13.040
I don't know I'm just so good

03:19:13.960 --> 03:19:21.960
this guy's like yeah this guy's like fucking interrogating me I don't I don't

03:19:21.960 --> 03:19:25.960
know I don't know

03:19:55.960 --> 03:20:16.080
I would say quick match I think actually maybe unranked

03:20:55.960 --> 03:21:02.960
Legion unders Coyak cheered 100 bits, Cajun co-watch Vinland Saga, it's really peak.

03:21:04.960 --> 03:21:06.960
He sounds like he's piano.

03:21:08.960 --> 03:21:10.960
I'm on my very cam.

03:21:13.960 --> 03:21:15.960
Ah, that's not my bad bro.

03:21:16.960 --> 03:21:18.960
No, no, you're good bro, you're good man.

03:21:21.960 --> 03:21:23.960
Barbeek and Jim, they're gonna jump at him.

03:21:23.960 --> 03:21:28.480
I mean I did sound like a piano to me there

03:21:34.160 --> 03:21:36.160
So sticky to one

03:21:40.040 --> 03:21:46.600
Dixie can I impregnate you I know I know it sounded like you see any room I swear you I swear is on the like that

03:21:49.520 --> 03:21:51.520
Rt develop

03:21:53.960 --> 03:21:58.040
Is it worth using laser sight? I would say no. I would say definitely not.

03:21:59.240 --> 03:22:01.240
I would say no, I would not use laser sight.

03:22:01.240 --> 03:22:04.840
I think laser sight gets you killed more than it gets you killed.

03:22:04.840 --> 03:22:07.840
Yo Jinxie girl, you're so want to know me then.

03:22:07.840 --> 03:22:11.840
Hey Jinxie, what you did to the girl really wasn't cool.

03:22:11.840 --> 03:22:15.840
And it was my little cousin dude.

03:22:15.840 --> 03:22:20.840
Yo, I didn't go to an arcade and hit anybody.

03:22:20.840 --> 03:22:22.840
What are you saying?

03:22:22.840 --> 03:22:32.840
Yo, what's up, uh, Snake, what's up, bro?

03:22:32.840 --> 03:22:42.240
Yo, what's up, man?

03:22:42.240 --> 03:22:48.040
Bro, my brother met you in Tarpon, bro, he said that shit was sweet as fuck.

03:22:48.040 --> 03:22:50.040
Your brother met me in Tarpon, Sabrina.

03:22:50.040 --> 03:22:51.040
Sweet ass Tarpon.

03:22:51.040 --> 03:22:55.720
Yes, bro, you met you at the sponge dogs. What do you guys are fishing cat?

03:22:57.160 --> 03:22:59.160
I swear

03:23:00.360 --> 03:23:02.360
Sitting sweet myrtle be bro

03:23:04.120 --> 03:23:06.280
What it what is brutal beats what do you mean shit class?

03:23:11.640 --> 03:23:19.400
Pull up to Gainesville, Florida we get shit cracking down here to underscore 77 cheered 100 bits when do you play the last of us?

03:23:21.040 --> 03:23:28.040
Uh, within the next month.

03:23:28.040 --> 03:23:29.040
Jinxie, bro.

03:23:29.040 --> 03:23:30.040
Jinxie, bro.

03:23:30.040 --> 03:23:32.040
Got an unknown state.

03:23:32.040 --> 03:23:35.040
Just got to some random unknown state.

03:23:35.040 --> 03:23:37.040
Why the hell would I be back?

03:23:37.040 --> 03:23:38.040
Reloading.

03:23:38.040 --> 03:23:40.040
So you can meet me, bro.

03:23:40.040 --> 03:23:41.040
Go to Idaho.

03:23:41.040 --> 03:23:42.040
Come on.

03:23:42.040 --> 03:23:43.040
You know you want to meet me.

03:23:43.040 --> 03:23:50.040
I'm not going to touch you.

03:23:50.040 --> 03:23:53.040
Yeah, that guy's definitely dead top.

03:23:57.040 --> 03:23:59.040
Hey, top man, top man, top man.

03:24:08.040 --> 03:24:10.040
Still top, still top.

03:24:10.040 --> 03:24:12.040
Good kill.

03:24:17.040 --> 03:24:18.040
Hacking.

03:24:18.040 --> 03:24:20.040
I'll give a call later.

03:24:48.040 --> 03:24:55.040
of

03:24:55.040 --> 03:25:01.040
the

03:25:01.040 --> 03:25:04.040
of

03:25:04.040 --> 03:25:07.040
the

03:25:07.040 --> 03:25:11.040
of

03:25:11.040 --> 03:25:16.040
the

03:25:16.040 --> 03:25:18.040
4 left operas standing

03:25:19.720 --> 03:25:20.220
YEEEES!

03:25:20.220 --> 03:25:22.220
Jinx, do you wanna hear a joke, bro?

03:25:23.080 --> 03:25:25.080
Yeah, what is it, bro? What's the joke?

03:25:25.080 --> 03:25:27.580
Bam the clowns, where did Darth Maul get his shoes?

03:25:27.580 --> 03:25:29.580
MOTHERFUCKER!

03:25:33.580 --> 03:25:35.580
HOLY GOD!

03:25:37.440 --> 03:25:39.440
I think I know.

03:25:40.580 --> 03:25:44.400
I don't understand it. Jinx, can you explain? I actually don't.

03:25:46.040 --> 03:25:50.200
Bro, the joke is where does Darth Vader go to get his sneakers?

03:25:50.200 --> 03:25:56.760
The joke has been completely misconstrued and misillusioned to something that nobody

03:25:56.760 --> 03:25:58.400
even fucking understands anymore.

03:25:58.400 --> 03:26:01.360
Dinksy, he gets his shoes from Darth Vader, bro!

03:26:01.360 --> 03:26:05.040
I knew I should have muted this guy fucking ten minutes ago.

03:26:05.040 --> 03:26:07.360
Yo, what'd you say, bro?

03:26:07.360 --> 03:26:08.360
What?

03:26:08.360 --> 03:26:09.360
What?

03:26:09.360 --> 03:26:15.880
I knew I should have fucking muted this guy after the first fucking round.

03:26:15.880 --> 03:26:18.360
Jesus Christ you're from Dark Vader, bro!

03:26:18.360 --> 03:26:20.720
YOOH PRO! I KNOW THE JOKE!

03:26:22.440 --> 03:26:22.940
Fuck!

03:26:23.860 --> 03:26:26.900
Where does Benjamin Yan-Yahou get his shoes?

03:26:31.520 --> 03:26:33.840
SETTLE CHEARED ONE HUNDREDS BITS!

03:26:33.840 --> 03:26:34.540
YO JINKS!

03:26:34.540 --> 03:26:35.040
SEE?

03:26:35.040 --> 03:26:37.420
YOU SHOULD GIVE THE ANIME BLUE LOCKER WATCH!

03:26:37.920 --> 03:26:38.900
SOCKER ANIME!

03:26:42.480 --> 03:26:43.880
Drone is located at Bomb.

03:26:45.880 --> 03:26:47.880
alright bro, come on, let's run this guy

03:27:01.280 --> 03:27:03.280
what you just got in

03:27:03.760 --> 03:27:05.260
wait, wait, try to hear that

03:27:05.260 --> 03:27:06.260
you got to hear that? you hear that?

03:27:06.260 --> 03:27:08.260
what's this? he apologizes

03:27:08.260 --> 03:27:10.260
unmuted and mad

03:27:10.260 --> 03:27:11.260
nope

03:27:11.260 --> 03:27:12.260
not unmuted that guy

03:27:12.260 --> 03:27:13.260
it's 5 seconds

03:27:13.260 --> 03:27:14.260
not unmuted that guy bro

03:27:15.880 --> 03:27:18.880
Wait, somebody's spot-picking for saying to bomb location and defuse it.

03:27:21.880 --> 03:27:22.880
Shot watch this.

03:27:23.880 --> 03:27:24.880
Watch this, watch this, watch this.

03:27:27.880 --> 03:27:29.880
Yo, bro, what happened to Mike, bro?

03:27:30.880 --> 03:27:31.880
Me how?

03:27:33.880 --> 03:27:34.880
Me how, me how?

03:27:35.880 --> 03:27:37.880
Oh, God, this guy's so fucking annoying.

03:27:45.880 --> 03:27:48.840
with a bad hairline the fuck does that mean bro

03:27:48.840 --> 03:27:50.840
watch me apply

03:27:56.040 --> 03:28:01.320
un-mute him no if you want that guy unmuted you're literally like a fucking idiot nobody's on

03:28:01.320 --> 03:28:06.520
mezzy nobody live jixi jixi jixi fire that ass ah ah ah

03:28:09.720 --> 03:28:13.960
which one i'd rather literally get on the bottom of me than listen to that guy for another minute

03:28:15.880 --> 03:28:25.880
I'm gonna go.

03:28:25.880 --> 03:28:32.800
Don't do.

03:28:32.800 --> 03:28:36.720
Walk right into the gunfire.

03:28:36.720 --> 03:28:40.240
Thanks you and was next to the bow.

03:28:40.240 --> 03:28:42.240
last stop

03:28:47.240 --> 03:28:49.240
Release the mic 5

03:28:49.240 --> 03:28:50.240
Release the

03:28:50.240 --> 03:28:52.240
Love you, Kowanko

03:28:52.240 --> 03:28:54.240
Release the jangsy files

03:28:55.240 --> 03:28:58.240
Yo, hey guys, cg spam, let's play with y'all

03:28:58.240 --> 03:28:59.240
BG jangsy

03:28:59.240 --> 03:29:01.240
Goodbye, King, goodbye

03:29:01.240 --> 03:29:03.240
Sniff my smelly feet

03:29:03.240 --> 03:29:04.240
No!

03:29:04.240 --> 03:29:05.240
Easy, Kareensis

03:29:07.240 --> 03:29:08.240
Alright

03:29:08.240 --> 03:29:12.220
I'm only getting 30. What type of force shit is this?

03:29:13.280 --> 03:29:15.680
What type of bullshit is this bro?

03:29:16.680 --> 03:29:18.680
30 fucking you are you kidding me?

03:29:19.400 --> 03:29:21.400
God damn it

03:29:23.320 --> 03:29:28.000
Well, at least we went do we go three, you know, you know chat. Oh my god

03:29:28.880 --> 03:29:31.560
I'm like fucking flying to the fucking

03:29:32.160 --> 03:29:34.740
Jump flying to the fucking witch of my color

03:29:35.720 --> 03:29:37.320
to the

03:29:37.320 --> 03:29:44.000
Ta da ta da fucking diamond boys. Alright, it's time to hit bronze in League of Legends. Let's go. It's time to hit bronze

03:29:44.000 --> 03:29:50.400
Let's go it is time to hit bronze bitch. Let's go. He's not as better. Is he on?

03:29:52.240 --> 03:29:59.240
Bro today's the bronze day. I'm not Dennis. So they said cheered 100 bits your jinxy. Why are you live on off?

03:30:00.160 --> 03:30:03.800
I'm not live on only fans. I'm not live on only fans

03:30:07.320 --> 03:30:09.320
Alright chat, tell the author that's a reddit.

03:30:09.320 --> 03:30:11.320
Is he in the game?

03:30:11.320 --> 03:30:14.320
Alright, let's go bitch!

03:30:14.320 --> 03:30:17.320
Come on, is he reddit, is he reddit?

03:30:17.320 --> 03:30:20.320
Cases? Nah chat, I don't want to reopen that addiction bro.

03:30:20.320 --> 03:30:22.320
I don't want to reopen that addiction.

03:30:22.320 --> 03:30:25.320
Listen bro, I need to get my ass to fucking,

03:30:25.320 --> 03:30:29.320
Witcher McCall, I need to get my ass to bronze.

03:30:29.320 --> 03:30:31.320
Chat, is that the author's reddit?

03:30:31.320 --> 03:30:36.320
Yes he is.

03:30:36.320 --> 03:30:38.320
I don't wanna re-open that addiction, bro.

03:30:41.040 --> 03:30:44.320
I-I-I-I-I-I spent fucking 20k on cases.

03:30:47.200 --> 03:30:50.560
More than one game of League today, bro. I might-I might grind.

03:30:51.440 --> 03:30:53.840
Brother, I might play League till fucking midnight.

03:30:56.240 --> 03:30:57.360
DUNTANCE!

03:30:57.360 --> 03:30:59.360
JINXIEE!

03:30:59.360 --> 03:31:04.360
Brother, are you ready? I'm hitting bronze TONIGHT, DONTES!

03:31:04.360 --> 03:31:08.360
Okay, listen, share your screen. I have to show you something that you're not gonna believe.

03:31:08.360 --> 03:31:12.360
Okay, wait, Don'tes, I'm gonna go choke my chicken. I'll be right back.

03:31:13.360 --> 03:31:14.360
Wait.

03:31:14.360 --> 03:31:16.360
BRB, Donny?

03:31:16.360 --> 03:31:23.360
Wait, Jinxie has a chicken coop in Florida? I didn't even know chickens grow over there. I thought they only had, like, oranges and shit.

03:31:27.360 --> 03:31:31.000
But like, why would you want to choke a chicken?

03:31:31.000 --> 03:31:36.600
Isn't that animal abuse?

03:31:36.600 --> 03:31:39.560
You need to tell him to use items and press 2.

03:31:39.560 --> 03:31:40.560
Okay.

03:31:40.560 --> 03:31:44.560
You know what it feels like when people tell me shit like this?

03:31:44.560 --> 03:31:49.200
It's like imagine I'm a math tutor and I'm trying to teach like a 10 year old kid math,

03:31:49.200 --> 03:31:50.200
right?

03:31:50.200 --> 03:31:54.240
And we're getting to a point where he's starting to understand addition and then I have some

03:31:54.240 --> 03:31:56.960
guy off to the side like, bro.

03:31:56.960 --> 03:31:59.360
He just added, he just got the right answer

03:31:59.360 --> 03:32:01.240
in addition twice in a row.

03:32:01.240 --> 03:32:04.520
Teach him quadruple digit multiplication.

03:32:04.520 --> 03:32:07.840
And it's like, maybe we shouldn't do that yet.

03:32:07.840 --> 03:32:08.760
You know what I mean?

03:32:08.760 --> 03:32:10.760
Like he needs to get to a point

03:32:10.760 --> 03:32:15.320
where everything becomes already back and knowledge

03:32:15.320 --> 03:32:17.960
so that he can sit there and go fucking crazy.

03:32:17.960 --> 03:32:18.960
You know what I mean?

03:32:18.960 --> 03:32:31.960
Ask him about the mysterious disappearance of Mike, wait who's Mike?

03:32:31.960 --> 03:32:40.960
Wait who the fuck is Mike?

03:32:40.960 --> 03:32:42.960
Mike Hawke?

03:32:46.960 --> 03:32:48.960
Wait, who's Mike Hawke?

03:32:54.960 --> 03:32:56.960
Just ask him?

03:32:56.960 --> 03:33:08.040
Dude, why is it every day that I play with Jinxie, there's always something new?

03:33:08.040 --> 03:33:13.400
It's like ask him about Mike, ask him about Gary, ask him about the four-year-old girl

03:33:13.400 --> 03:33:17.360
that he beat the shit out of at the arcade last night where there's video evidence from

03:33:17.360 --> 03:33:20.720
four different people of proving that he actually did it.

03:33:20.720 --> 03:33:21.720
You know what I mean?

03:33:21.720 --> 03:33:23.720
single day, there's just like something new.

03:33:29.720 --> 03:33:34.720
See the way we bopping. Yeah, they see the way we bopping.

03:33:34.720 --> 03:33:37.720
I put my bitchy soul in three just across the street.

03:33:37.720 --> 03:33:38.720
Yo, Jinxie.

03:33:38.720 --> 03:33:39.720
Yo, Don't ask.

03:33:39.720 --> 03:33:41.720
Jinxie, listen up.

03:33:41.720 --> 03:33:45.720
Why the fuck is my chat typing Jinxie files?

03:33:45.720 --> 03:33:48.720
People are asking me who Mike is.

03:33:48.720 --> 03:33:50.720
Bro, just chill, chill.

03:33:50.720 --> 03:33:54.360
You don't want, bro, you don't want to ask about information that you don't really know about, dude.

03:33:55.720 --> 03:33:57.120
Wait, but who's Mike?

03:33:59.160 --> 03:34:01.400
Mike was my pet otter, bro.

03:34:01.440 --> 03:34:02.560
Mike was my pet otter.

03:34:03.600 --> 03:34:04.000
Okay.

03:34:04.880 --> 03:34:06.840
He wasn't actually my pet otter.

03:34:07.640 --> 03:34:09.160
Bro, it's a long story, dude.

03:34:09.720 --> 03:34:11.840
There's a lot of ends, a lot of outs to the situation.

03:34:12.120 --> 03:34:13.880
You don't really want to know the full extent of it.

03:34:15.840 --> 03:34:18.160
You don't really want to know the full extent of this shit, bro.

03:34:18.360 --> 03:34:19.960
Okay, but what if I do want to know it?

03:34:20.720 --> 03:34:28.720
Okay, Mike was my pet otter that he has gone missing. Nobody knows where he is, bro.

03:34:28.720 --> 03:34:35.720
Nobody knows where he is, dude. He's my pet otter, and he's been missing for a year now. Nobody knows what happened to him.

03:34:35.720 --> 03:34:38.720
Do you know what happened to him?

03:34:38.720 --> 03:34:42.720
The fuck is that supposed to mean, bro? The fuck type of shit is that supposed to mean, dude?

03:34:42.720 --> 03:34:45.720
Well, I mean, if he was your pet otter and nobody knows, do you know?

03:34:45.720 --> 03:34:49.720
I told you, dude. I know what I know. He went missing. That's all I know.

03:34:49.720 --> 03:34:52.640
Yeah, I know bro. I gotcha

03:34:53.080 --> 03:34:58.040
But wait don't orders like smell bad because we're thinking of getting one but then afterwards it's like I

03:35:00.560 --> 03:35:07.260
Mean yeah, others don't really smell great. It's the same as like a dog dude. They're gonna shit it all over the place

03:35:08.280 --> 03:35:12.740
Okay, now Jensie. Are you fucking ready to get?

03:35:14.760 --> 03:35:17.160
Well, bro, I wanted to actually tell you this off the rip

03:35:17.160 --> 03:35:22.800
Tonight is going to be my biggest league session ever because of a multitude of reasons.

03:35:22.800 --> 03:35:27.400
First off, I need to stay up until midnight for the Drake album, so I need to play League

03:35:27.400 --> 03:35:29.160
for the next five hours.

03:35:29.160 --> 03:35:33.960
Second, I need to pass Ludwig and League of Legends because he inspired me.

03:35:33.960 --> 03:35:39.920
Third, I'm addicted to this game.

03:35:39.920 --> 03:35:42.360
Are you actually addicted or are you just saying that?

03:35:42.360 --> 03:35:44.360
I need you to be honest.

03:35:44.360 --> 03:35:45.360
Rotator of Chair.

03:35:45.360 --> 03:35:48.120
League of Legends is the only game that I play off stream.

03:35:49.680 --> 03:35:50.520
Wait, really?

03:35:50.520 --> 03:35:52.320
Did you play yesterday off stream?

03:35:52.320 --> 03:35:53.160
No, not yesterday.

03:35:53.160 --> 03:35:55.280
Bro, I don't, bro, don't test.

03:35:56.440 --> 03:35:58.680
I don't play any games off stream

03:35:58.680 --> 03:36:01.480
besides Siege and League and chess and chess.

03:36:02.720 --> 03:36:04.040
Really?

03:36:04.040 --> 03:36:05.120
Yeah.

03:36:05.120 --> 03:36:07.400
That's the only game I play.

03:36:07.400 --> 03:36:09.320
Then it's time for us to get it done.

03:36:09.320 --> 03:36:12.680
Now, Jinxie, today you're hitting bronze

03:36:12.680 --> 03:36:14.160
and do you want to know one of the reasons

03:36:14.160 --> 03:36:16.480
why you're hitting bronze.

03:36:16.480 --> 03:36:17.720
Why?

03:36:17.720 --> 03:36:19.800
So I'm going to show you something right now,

03:36:19.800 --> 03:36:22.840
and when you see this, you might get a fucking erection,

03:36:22.840 --> 03:36:24.560
but open up my screen share.

03:36:24.560 --> 03:36:25.720
All right.

03:36:25.720 --> 03:36:26.760
Why am I hitting bronze?

03:36:26.760 --> 03:36:28.200
Let me see.

03:36:28.200 --> 03:36:29.880
Let me show you, let me show you, let me show you.

03:36:29.880 --> 03:36:31.160
Do you see my screen share?

03:36:31.160 --> 03:36:32.600
Yep.

03:36:32.600 --> 03:36:35.600
Look at this.

03:36:35.600 --> 03:36:37.320
Is this my account?

03:36:37.320 --> 03:36:38.960
Yep, but let me show you something.

03:36:38.960 --> 03:36:41.640
So this was your account back in the day.

03:36:41.640 --> 03:36:45.480
Do you remember when you used to be plus 17 minus 23?

03:36:45.480 --> 03:36:46.760
Yes.

03:36:46.760 --> 03:36:47.600
Okay.

03:36:47.600 --> 03:36:49.900
So now since you've been winning a lot,

03:36:49.900 --> 03:36:52.160
it's now gotten to a point, Jinxie,

03:36:52.160 --> 03:36:57.320
where you're plus 23 minus 17.

03:36:57.320 --> 03:36:58.440
Wait, what?

03:36:58.440 --> 03:36:59.280
Why?

03:36:59.280 --> 03:37:00.100
Why did they do that?

03:37:00.100 --> 03:37:00.940
Why?

03:37:00.940 --> 03:37:05.760
Because your win rate is almost at 50%.

03:37:05.760 --> 03:37:07.800
Bro, you know what it is, Tontes?

03:37:08.720 --> 03:37:09.880
It's warwick.

03:37:09.880 --> 03:37:14.320
Bro, bro, look at my stats on Warwick versus everybody else.

03:37:14.320 --> 03:37:16.120
Look at that, yep.

03:37:16.120 --> 03:37:20.560
Bro, I have a 2.06 KDA on Warwick and a 1.24 on Yi

03:37:20.560 --> 03:37:23.360
and Hecarim, Jesus Christ, oh my God.

03:37:23.360 --> 03:37:26.000
Listen, ignore the Hecarim, but Jinxie,

03:37:26.000 --> 03:37:30.040
this literally means that if your win rate keeps going up

03:37:30.040 --> 03:37:31.960
and you keep winning more games,

03:37:31.960 --> 03:37:34.080
you would literally get to a point, bro,

03:37:34.080 --> 03:37:35.960
where I'm not even shitting you,

03:37:35.960 --> 03:37:39.200
you're gonna actually be able to get bronze,

03:37:39.200 --> 03:37:44.800
Maybe even tonight, bro, John says, how many wins do I need tonight?

03:37:44.800 --> 03:37:46.080
Cause I can play for five hours.

03:37:46.080 --> 03:37:47.600
I can actually grind tonight, bro.

03:37:47.920 --> 03:37:49.000
Like I've been wanting to grind.

03:37:49.000 --> 03:37:49.280
Okay.

03:37:49.560 --> 03:37:52.920
So you need three more wins for iron one.

03:37:54.120 --> 03:37:56.960
So now we need eight wins for, oh, there's no way I'm eating broths tonight.

03:37:56.960 --> 03:37:58.160
I'm going to eat eight wins.

03:37:58.840 --> 03:38:01.840
Yeah, bro, if you end every game by 15 minutes, it's free.

03:38:02.320 --> 03:38:06.520
So wait, if I was hypothetically go like seven and oh, do you think I would hit it?

03:38:06.520 --> 03:38:12.100
Cuz bro, I'm telling you I actually jungle diff every game on warwick, bro look at my stats

03:38:12.660 --> 03:38:14.820
Bro, can you break down my stats bro?

03:38:15.340 --> 03:38:20.220
Okay, so every game on warwick you average 8.5 kills

03:38:21.300 --> 03:38:24.140
8.4 deaths and 8.8

03:38:25.260 --> 03:38:31.180
Assists so what that means is that you it's like your siege KDA, bro

03:38:31.300 --> 03:38:35.140
Like you might be better at league than you are at siege at this point

03:38:35.140 --> 03:38:41.140
No, I don't agree with that, bro. I have really good stats in Siege, bro.

03:38:41.140 --> 03:38:47.140
No, in Siege you have a 1.9 KDA, in League you have a 2.06, it's better.

03:38:47.140 --> 03:38:53.140
No, but that's a 2.06 KDA, that's counting assists, bro.

03:38:53.140 --> 03:38:54.140
Okay.

03:38:54.140 --> 03:38:59.140
In Siege I have a 1.8 KDA, I killed that with no assists, bro.

03:38:59.140 --> 03:39:02.140
Well, what's your assist rates in Siege?

03:39:02.140 --> 03:39:03.140
in the siege.

03:39:03.140 --> 03:39:07.540
I don't know, but if my siege KDA would be like a 4 or something.

03:39:07.540 --> 03:39:08.540
Bullshit.

03:39:08.540 --> 03:39:09.900
Or like a 2 point something.

03:39:09.900 --> 03:39:10.900
Miho, Miho!

03:39:10.900 --> 03:39:12.940
All I'm saying is this, bro.

03:39:12.940 --> 03:39:14.980
Wait, what does that mean, Dantez?

03:39:14.980 --> 03:39:17.660
Plus 79 LP, what the fuck does that mean?

03:39:17.660 --> 03:39:18.660
What does that mean?

03:39:18.660 --> 03:39:23.900
So that means, okay, what this means over here is that overall with all your wins and

03:39:23.900 --> 03:39:28.780
losses on Warwick, you're up 79 LP when you play Warwick.

03:39:28.780 --> 03:39:29.780
Wow.

03:39:29.780 --> 03:39:33.260
I'm down out killing everybody else, holy shit.

03:39:33.260 --> 03:39:35.580
Yes, bro, yes, yes.

03:39:35.580 --> 03:39:37.220
Like, are you feeling it now?

03:39:37.220 --> 03:39:39.140
Yes, bro, yes.

03:39:39.140 --> 03:39:41.260
I'm telling you, bro, I can feel it.

03:39:41.260 --> 03:39:43.820
The winning streak is here.

03:39:43.820 --> 03:39:46.620
Now, Jinxie, there's another champion

03:39:46.620 --> 03:39:48.740
that I was playing a little bit of today

03:39:48.740 --> 03:39:52.240
that I think you have the potential of liking, all right?

03:39:52.240 --> 03:39:56.120
But we can like check this out later if you want to.

03:39:56.120 --> 03:39:59.060
His name is Wukong and he's a monkey.

03:39:59.780 --> 03:40:11.980
So what Wukong does is his Q makes him have an auto attack, a basic attack that has longer

03:40:11.980 --> 03:40:14.380
range and does more damage.

03:40:14.380 --> 03:40:22.580
Your W creates a clone of you that mimics everything you do but it stands still.

03:40:22.580 --> 03:40:29.940
Your E jumps at people and lets you attack more after you jump and your R makes you spin

03:40:29.940 --> 03:40:34.660
around and knock everybody up and you can use it twice.

03:40:34.660 --> 03:40:38.980
So is Wukong better or worse than Warwick?

03:40:38.980 --> 03:40:45.820
Well Wukong might be good when you actually get higher rank because when you get better

03:40:45.820 --> 03:40:49.900
right and you're playing in higher lobbies and you need a champion that does more in

03:40:49.900 --> 03:40:55.180
teamfights, then Mookong's gonna be good. But for now, we just want to bash our head

03:40:55.180 --> 03:40:58.420
against the keyboard and fuck shit up. Does that make sense?

03:40:58.420 --> 03:41:05.220
Yes, so you're basically saying once I get to higher elo, Warwick isn't as good?

03:41:05.220 --> 03:41:12.660
Yes, exactly. Wait, why? Why is Warwick not good high elo? Why?

03:41:12.660 --> 03:41:18.740
Because the thing is that champions like Warwick rely on people being retarded. So what I mean

03:41:18.740 --> 03:41:24.220
by that is how do you win against the big bad wolf?

03:41:24.220 --> 03:41:26.380
All you gotta do is keep your distance.

03:41:26.380 --> 03:41:27.380
Exactly.

03:41:27.380 --> 03:41:31.380
But in low elo like Iron, people don't do that shit.

03:41:31.380 --> 03:41:34.260
So he just runs some of the fuck over.

03:41:34.260 --> 03:41:38.380
It's like Jinx, imagine it's like you're barreling down a highway, you just down to

03:41:38.380 --> 03:41:40.980
eight shots and you're about to have fun.

03:41:40.980 --> 03:41:43.660
You see a family of four crossing the highway.

03:41:43.660 --> 03:41:49.940
iron even with a hundred kilometers to react that family of four is gonna start

03:41:49.940 --> 03:41:53.860
doing the disco dance and they're all gonna get wiped out it's gonna be a

03:41:53.860 --> 03:41:59.500
squad wipe right but in higher elo it's like that family of four walks out of

03:41:59.500 --> 03:42:05.100
the way so none of them die does that make sense yes okay got it coach so

03:42:05.100 --> 03:42:12.500
basically what you're saying is at what elo do players not just fucking hand out

03:42:12.500 --> 03:42:19.500
kills well in every elo it's like a sliding scale right so an iron that

03:42:19.500 --> 03:42:25.580
thing would like this way and iron it's like the special ed class and go on bro

03:42:25.580 --> 03:42:33.500
oh my god all right I go go so in bronze it's like the higher ends like the

03:42:33.500 --> 03:42:39.900
advanced special class then in silver yeah you're already keep going or no

03:42:39.900 --> 03:42:41.980
All right, come on go.

03:42:41.980 --> 03:42:45.020
Okay, then in silver, it's like you have the kids

03:42:45.020 --> 03:42:47.500
of all the parents that are like drug addicts

03:42:47.500 --> 03:42:48.660
and give their kids drugs.

03:42:48.660 --> 03:42:50.520
So they're all like shooting a heroin.

03:42:50.520 --> 03:42:54.040
Then in gold, it's like, it's all the people

03:42:54.040 --> 03:42:57.260
that they get in fights, but they still kind of listen.

03:42:57.260 --> 03:42:59.440
Then in platinum, you have the people

03:42:59.440 --> 03:43:01.180
that think they're hot shit,

03:43:01.180 --> 03:43:03.540
but in reality, they're not even that smart.

03:43:03.540 --> 03:43:06.340
And diamond, or actually emerald, emerald,

03:43:06.340 --> 03:43:09.420
that's where it's like you're in the normal class, right?

03:43:09.420 --> 03:43:12.300
I'm like half the kids don't listen, the other half try,

03:43:12.300 --> 03:43:14.740
but it's like in general, it's a fucking shit show.

03:43:14.740 --> 03:43:17.060
Then in Diamond, right?

03:43:17.060 --> 03:43:19.700
That's where it's like, you're starting to get the people

03:43:19.700 --> 03:43:22.420
where it's like everyone's starting to kind of listen.

03:43:22.420 --> 03:43:25.580
And Master Plus is like the advanced classes.

03:43:26.980 --> 03:43:29.340
Bro, okay, I think you explained that well, dude.

03:43:29.340 --> 03:43:32.580
So here's my question though, Don Tess.

03:43:32.580 --> 03:43:33.740
Yep.

03:43:33.740 --> 03:43:37.020
If I play League of Legends every day for the next year,

03:43:37.020 --> 03:43:39.020
What rank will I be?

03:43:39.020 --> 03:43:44.020
Are you serious or you can't?

03:43:44.020 --> 03:43:50.020
I know your chat is going to sit there and be like la la la la la, but I swear to God.

03:43:50.020 --> 03:43:51.020
And I'll tell you why.

03:43:51.020 --> 03:43:58.020
Because Jinxie, the thing about you is it's like, okay, think of it like this.

03:43:58.020 --> 03:44:02.020
I'm like your flashlight, except you can have me whenever you want.

03:44:02.020 --> 03:44:08.020
want, and when you use me, I coach your dick on how to fuck. Does that make sense?

03:44:08.020 --> 03:44:15.540
So it's like, brother, like, yo, are you okay? Legitimately. Are you good? What the fuck?

03:44:15.540 --> 03:44:23.980
The fuck did you say? Do you need me to repeat it? Yes. So it's like I'm your

03:44:23.980 --> 03:44:28.340
flashlight and you can have me whenever you want, but every time you put your

03:44:28.340 --> 03:44:34.420
dick inside me, I grab it and I show you exactly how to fuck. And then it's like I'm telling you

03:44:34.420 --> 03:44:39.300
that after a year you're gonna be like a fucking porn star. Does that make sense? Because you're

03:44:39.300 --> 03:44:45.540
getting live coaching, bro. Every single game. Does this make sense now? Yeah, I don't know if

03:44:45.540 --> 03:44:49.060
has there ever been a league player who's actually done live coaching in all their games?

03:44:50.180 --> 03:44:52.020
No, I think you're literally the first.

03:44:52.020 --> 03:44:59.020
So wait, Dantez, do you want me to learn Wukong today?

03:44:59.020 --> 03:45:01.580
Well, it depends.

03:45:01.580 --> 03:45:05.660
What I want you to do is when you feel like Warwick's getting a little bit old, because

03:45:05.660 --> 03:45:07.260
you only have 10 games, right?

03:45:07.260 --> 03:45:10.460
But when you tell me like Dantez, I'm going to be honest, I don't really like Warwick

03:45:10.460 --> 03:45:12.820
anymore, then we're going to go for Wukong.

03:45:12.820 --> 03:45:14.740
Does that make sense?

03:45:14.740 --> 03:45:19.660
Like what jungler could I use to get Challenger?

03:45:19.660 --> 03:45:20.660
Like what jungler?

03:45:20.660 --> 03:45:26.860
Jinxie, Jinxie, let me explain something to you, and I'm going to explain this once, and then after that you're going to understand.

03:45:27.460 --> 03:45:27.860
Okay.

03:45:28.260 --> 03:45:33.760
If you have somebody that wants to be the mightiest warrior on the planet, right?

03:45:34.460 --> 03:45:45.760
Do you think it would be better if that person could train with every weapon until he becomes the strongest, or if he would only use the sword, but now he could get fucked in battle against the bow and arrow?

03:45:47.860 --> 03:45:50.160
Probably every weapon, every weapon, yeah.

03:45:50.160 --> 03:45:55.620
Exactly, yes. So the thing is, Jinxie, that the way League of Legends works is when you

03:45:55.620 --> 03:46:00.180
have the basics down, when you know what's going on, when you know how to click, when

03:46:00.180 --> 03:46:04.960
you use your abilities, when you know how to make plans, when you're not deli-dallying,

03:46:04.960 --> 03:46:08.400
when you know how to gank, when you know how to play around vision, when you know how to

03:46:08.400 --> 03:46:14.580
do all these things, every single champion you use is like a weapon in your arsenal.

03:46:14.580 --> 03:46:19.100
So the thing is that it's not like right now, we're sitting here and we're like, no,

03:46:19.100 --> 03:46:22.780
You need to play this, this, this, this, this, you don't, right?

03:46:22.780 --> 03:46:25.620
What you need to do, Jinxie, is you need to have fun.

03:46:25.620 --> 03:46:30.380
And when we eventually get to a rank, where now it's like, okay, I'm going to be honest,

03:46:30.380 --> 03:46:33.260
the games feel rough because your champ isn't good enough.

03:46:33.260 --> 03:46:36.620
Then we can just switch over and you're already going to be better.

03:46:36.620 --> 03:46:37.980
It's like, think of it like this.

03:46:37.980 --> 03:46:40.980
It's like every day you're going into the gym, right?

03:46:40.980 --> 03:46:44.140
And then one day you're like, I want to be a construction worker, but you've already

03:46:44.140 --> 03:46:45.820
went to gym every day.

03:46:45.820 --> 03:46:48.460
So it doesn't matter if you're putting up steel beams,

03:46:48.460 --> 03:46:50.260
if you're like painting walls,

03:46:50.260 --> 03:46:53.060
or if you're like fucking same on beating up toddlers,

03:46:53.060 --> 03:46:56.420
what matters is the fact that you're physically fit enough

03:46:56.420 --> 03:46:57.780
to do whatever you want.

03:46:57.780 --> 03:46:59.500
Does that make sense?

03:46:59.500 --> 03:47:01.380
I actually, I'm not gonna lie,

03:47:01.380 --> 03:47:04.580
I actually understand exactly what you're saying, bro.

03:47:04.580 --> 03:47:07.980
Wait, I actually understand exactly what you just said.

03:47:07.980 --> 03:47:10.540
Okay, I get it, okay.

03:47:10.540 --> 03:47:13.220
So here's my thing, bro.

03:47:13.220 --> 03:47:16.560
It's probably a good idea for me to only play jungle, right?

03:47:16.560 --> 03:47:19.700
Because then if I start learning like top, mid,

03:47:19.700 --> 03:47:22.740
I'm just going to be a, what's the saying, bro?

03:47:22.740 --> 03:47:24.780
No, I know the saying, I know it.

03:47:24.780 --> 03:47:29.780
Would you rather be a jack of all trades, master of none

03:47:29.820 --> 03:47:31.120
or a master of one?

03:47:32.340 --> 03:47:34.860
So let me explain it to you, okay?

03:47:34.860 --> 03:47:36.440
It's not even like that.

03:47:36.440 --> 03:47:39.580
So the problem is with laning, you can see,

03:47:39.580 --> 03:47:43.980
is that right now, you skipped the learning process

03:47:43.980 --> 03:47:45.260
for League of Legends.

03:47:45.260 --> 03:47:46.860
So you are on night break.

03:47:50.460 --> 03:47:52.460
No, no, no, no.

03:47:52.460 --> 03:47:54.460
You won't play in League.

03:47:56.900 --> 03:47:58.940
We won't play in League.

03:48:04.100 --> 03:48:04.940
Right?

03:48:06.940 --> 03:48:08.420
So we're gonna stay.

03:48:09.580 --> 03:48:34.580
It's just exploded.

03:48:34.580 --> 03:48:36.580
I just like completely lagged out.

03:48:36.580 --> 03:48:39.860
I think that kid is DDoSing me again bro, this mother fucker.

03:48:40.620 --> 03:48:43.060
Do you have dynamic IP? Like from your ISP?

03:48:43.340 --> 03:48:44.340
Yeah, I don't know.

03:48:48.380 --> 03:48:49.220
Bro, why is my...

03:48:49.980 --> 03:48:50.980
What the fuck?

03:48:51.740 --> 03:48:52.740
Is it back?

03:48:55.340 --> 03:48:57.900
Okay, Don't test. Explain what you just explained again.

03:48:57.940 --> 03:49:01.500
You said the problem, what for me is I skipped through the earlier page.

03:49:01.940 --> 03:49:04.500
Okay, so I'll use like an analogy, okay?

03:49:05.060 --> 03:49:06.420
It's like, think of it this way.

03:49:06.580 --> 03:49:12.980
Most people, when they become, they'll jog around the track, they'll go back to walking

03:49:12.980 --> 03:49:17.340
when they're tired, then eventually over time they get to a point where they're like running

03:49:17.340 --> 03:49:19.300
and then they learn how to sprint, right?

03:49:19.300 --> 03:49:21.300
And that's like normal people, right?

03:49:21.300 --> 03:49:22.300
Yeah, 100%.

03:49:22.300 --> 03:49:23.300
Yeah.

03:49:23.300 --> 03:49:24.300
Yeah.

03:49:24.300 --> 03:49:30.020
So what you did is it's like, you spawned in and you said, fuck crawling, I'm going

03:49:30.020 --> 03:49:32.580
to become the next Usain Bolt.

03:49:32.580 --> 03:49:35.940
And then you just instantly enter the sprinting competition

03:49:35.940 --> 03:49:39.020
against other people when you're in a wheelchair.

03:49:39.020 --> 03:49:40.660
Does that make sense?

03:49:40.660 --> 03:49:42.100
Okay, yeah, I got you.

03:49:42.100 --> 03:49:44.540
Wait, chat, why are you guys saying real voice?

03:49:44.540 --> 03:49:46.740
Real voice, what the fuck are y'all saying?

03:49:50.540 --> 03:49:52.980
Okay, so don't ask.

03:49:52.980 --> 03:49:57.680
So are you saying that jungler is the easiest entry role?

03:49:58.580 --> 03:50:01.400
Okay, yes, and I'll explain why.

03:50:01.400 --> 03:50:03.560
Let's say Jin see you're playing top lane.

03:50:03.560 --> 03:50:04.960
What champion would you play?

03:50:08.540 --> 03:50:11.480
Morticizer or Darius.

03:50:11.480 --> 03:50:12.360
Okay, cool.

03:50:12.360 --> 03:50:14.320
Imagine you walk in Morticizer.

03:50:14.320 --> 03:50:16.040
Do you know what Aurora does?

03:50:18.040 --> 03:50:19.080
No.

03:50:19.080 --> 03:50:20.680
Do you know what Fiora does?

03:50:20.680 --> 03:50:21.520
No.

03:50:21.520 --> 03:50:22.800
Do you know what Jax does?

03:50:23.880 --> 03:50:24.800
No.

03:50:24.800 --> 03:50:26.200
Do you know what H-Hawk does?

03:50:27.840 --> 03:50:29.160
No.

03:50:29.160 --> 03:50:30.520
Do you know what?

03:50:31.400 --> 03:50:34.400
Um, on does.

03:50:35.000 --> 03:50:40.680
Um, you said on or on exactly.

03:50:40.840 --> 03:50:44.380
So the problem is that if you would play top lane, what would happen is

03:50:44.380 --> 03:50:47.720
is that you would play against people and you wouldn't even know what the fuck

03:50:47.720 --> 03:50:48.280
they're doing.

03:50:48.500 --> 03:50:53.160
So you would have to learn what the enemy does while you're learning what you

03:50:53.160 --> 03:50:57.460
do and you have to learn every single time you're going to win fights when the

03:50:57.460 --> 03:51:01.900
enemy team warden when fights, and you would legitimately drop 15 deaths a game and you

03:51:01.900 --> 03:51:03.620
would not want to play League after two days.

03:51:03.620 --> 03:51:07.100
Okay, got it.

03:51:07.100 --> 03:51:11.540
So okay, okay, so bro, what I'm doing right now though is I'm just kind of shitting on

03:51:11.540 --> 03:51:15.740
people with Warwick and having fun, should I just keep doing that for now?

03:51:15.740 --> 03:51:22.940
Listen, rule one of League of Legends, unironically, is you play whatever you have fun on.

03:51:22.940 --> 03:51:28.300
If you have fun running around the map, chasing people down, hiding in bushes and then leaping

03:51:28.300 --> 03:51:32.460
at them and slashing their throats open, then that's how you're going to play.

03:51:32.460 --> 03:51:35.580
If one day you sit there and you're like, don't test, I think I'd have more fun doing

03:51:35.580 --> 03:51:38.620
this other thing, then we can switch accordingly.

03:51:38.620 --> 03:51:42.340
But for as long as you're having fun, that's what matters.

03:51:42.340 --> 03:51:43.340
Do you understand?

03:51:43.340 --> 03:51:44.340
Yeah.

03:51:44.340 --> 03:51:45.340
No, that's what I want to do.

03:51:45.340 --> 03:51:46.340
Yes.

03:51:46.340 --> 03:51:47.340
So wait, can you hit challenger on Warwick?

03:51:47.340 --> 03:51:49.060
Has anybody ever done that?

03:51:49.060 --> 03:51:50.780
People have?

03:51:50.780 --> 03:51:55.780
I think one guy in Europe hit it recently, but he doesn't really have that many.

03:51:55.780 --> 03:51:56.780
So look, I'm going to show you something.

03:51:56.780 --> 03:51:57.780
Do you see my screen?

03:51:57.780 --> 03:51:58.780
Yeah.

03:51:58.780 --> 03:52:00.780
I'm in queue for a game, by the way, I don't test.

03:52:00.780 --> 03:52:01.780
All right.

03:52:01.780 --> 03:52:02.780
So look at my screen.

03:52:02.780 --> 03:52:03.780
So this is Warwick, okay?

03:52:03.780 --> 03:52:07.500
And these are his stats and high elo.

03:52:07.500 --> 03:52:09.900
So let's say we look over here, right?

03:52:09.900 --> 03:52:13.980
We can see that in Iron, Warwick has a 50% one, right?

03:52:13.980 --> 03:52:16.280
And Silver, it's 52.3.

03:52:16.280 --> 03:52:19.580
Then in Diamond Plus, it's 50.5.

03:52:19.580 --> 03:52:26.300
plus is 48 right so what this tells me now let's look back a little bit bad bro what

03:52:26.940 --> 03:52:33.660
it's not that bad right so what this tells me maybe i just get challenged with him bro yeah

03:52:33.660 --> 03:52:38.700
maybe you could actually now the only thing about warwick though is that there's a website

03:52:38.700 --> 03:52:44.220
there's another website we can use like here i'll show you bro jab 48 percent it's not that bad

03:52:44.220 --> 03:52:49.220
Yo 48% what's the best in the game 52? 48 is not that bad bro.

03:52:49.220 --> 03:52:51.220
No the best is 100.

03:52:51.220 --> 03:52:55.220
Yo Domtess it's not possible. Have 100.

03:52:55.220 --> 03:52:59.220
Well the best possible is 100.

03:52:59.220 --> 03:53:06.220
Ludwig answered react wait what? How do I look? How do I look? In his recent video?

03:53:09.220 --> 03:53:12.220
In his recent video yes or no?

03:53:14.220 --> 03:53:18.220
Wait, Jinx, do you see what I'm showing you right now?

03:53:18.220 --> 03:53:21.220
Yeah, what's your point, Don't ask.

03:53:21.220 --> 03:53:27.220
So what I'm showing you right now is that in the world right now, there's not a single challenger Warwick one trick.

03:53:27.220 --> 03:53:31.220
The highest is Grandmaster in Europe, okay?

03:53:33.220 --> 03:53:36.220
So this means that you could probably easily get to-

03:53:36.220 --> 03:53:39.220
Wait, wait, wait! They banned Warwick!

03:53:39.220 --> 03:53:42.220
Oh my fucking god!

03:53:42.220 --> 03:53:43.860
Oh, what's your name now?

03:53:43.860 --> 03:53:45.980
Show screen, show screen, show screen, show screen.

03:53:46.980 --> 03:53:48.980
Coach, they banned Warwick, coach.

03:53:48.980 --> 03:53:51.980
Alright, let's hook, let's hook. We're gonna figure it out.

03:53:51.980 --> 03:53:53.980
Okay, so you have to aspect this game.

03:53:53.980 --> 03:53:56.980
Do you want to play Master year? Do you want to try something new?

03:53:57.980 --> 03:54:01.980
Well, I don't know if trying something new would be a good idea in the middle of a game, but I could.

03:54:01.980 --> 03:54:04.980
Wait, now she is banned! Oh no.

03:54:06.980 --> 03:54:11.980
Okay, GenC, you're gonna play fucking Frank and sign this game.

03:54:11.980 --> 03:54:20.080
lock him in no no it's dr dr yep there lock him in who the fuck is this it's

03:54:20.080 --> 03:54:29.140
buying inside okay now go in your rooms whoa whoa why why no I okay oh thank

03:54:29.140 --> 03:54:36.100
God hey that was I was actually almost horrible oh my god that had to be a

03:54:36.100 --> 03:54:39.660
snipe because they were both banned bro wait let's watch a lot of big video down

03:54:39.660 --> 03:54:41.660
Do you want to watch it?

03:54:41.660 --> 03:54:43.660
Yeah, I'll see it.

03:54:43.660 --> 03:54:46.660
Jack, let's see what Ludwig says, bro.

03:54:46.660 --> 03:54:48.660
Let's see what Ludwig says.

03:54:48.660 --> 03:54:50.660
Jack, let's see what Ludwig says, y'all.

03:54:50.660 --> 03:54:54.660
Let's see what Ludwig says, dude.

03:54:54.660 --> 03:54:57.660
If I was a question.

03:54:57.660 --> 03:54:59.660
Bro, is there a league tournament?

03:54:59.660 --> 03:55:03.660
10-of-a-hay? 18-of-a-hay?

03:55:03.660 --> 03:55:08.660
Wait, GenC, what do you call it when Ludwig takes a shower?

03:55:08.660 --> 03:55:12.660
Uh, a Darth Shower?

03:55:12.660 --> 03:55:14.660
Spudwig.

03:55:14.660 --> 03:55:15.660
Yeah.

03:55:15.660 --> 03:55:18.660
Wait, chat, what's the name of the video?

03:55:18.660 --> 03:55:22.660
Chat, I don't know what the name of the video is.

03:55:22.660 --> 03:55:30.660
Okay, GenC, what do you call it when Mudwig puts a battery in his remote controller but it doesn't work?

03:55:30.660 --> 03:55:32.660
Bro, I don't know.

03:55:32.660 --> 03:55:41.800
dud wig bro what do you call it when

03:55:41.800 --> 03:55:47.140
bud wig goes to the bathroom what's the

03:55:47.140 --> 03:55:48.620
name of it job what's the name of the

03:55:48.620 --> 03:55:50.940
video it's not in his main channel it's

03:55:50.940 --> 03:55:53.100
not in his main channel you guys lie

03:55:53.100 --> 03:56:00.900
crud wig bro sorry sorry sorry sorry

03:56:00.900 --> 03:56:02.900
Sorry, sorry, I won't do it again.

03:56:04.140 --> 03:56:07.940
Blood of wind, oh, okay. Now the chat says the channel, it's on.

03:56:08.940 --> 03:56:10.940
Blood of wind, okay.

03:56:10.980 --> 03:56:14.260
My response to Dixie, Jinxie saw you call-

03:56:14.540 --> 03:56:18.860
Okay, let's see chat. Chat, let's see what Ludwig says, dude.

03:56:21.580 --> 03:56:27.980
Jinxie saw you call him out. What did Jinxie say about it? Who got the clip? I did start some drama. Yeah, I get a little dramatic, whatever.

03:56:27.980 --> 03:56:33.060
Yeah, oops, sorry that pissed some people off Jinx he wants to hit emerald

03:56:33.060 --> 03:56:36.540
He said he's gonna get a higher rank than you really

03:56:37.260 --> 03:56:43.220
Okay, yeah, so wafts. So okay, bro, how many hours did he actually play to reach black?

03:56:43.700 --> 03:56:47.140
Because I don't think he's I didn't put like 4,000

03:56:50.980 --> 03:56:57.260
Wait, wait, wait, what what what he played for 4,000 hours

03:56:57.980 --> 03:57:03.560
Probably, but you can do it in five wait no no no no your chat. Are we dead ass?

03:57:05.860 --> 03:57:11.620
Wait wait four thousand hours now, I'm gonna keep it real. I was just spreading misinformation for fun

03:57:11.620 --> 03:57:13.620
I have no idea how many hours it was

03:57:13.920 --> 03:57:20.780
Okay, bro. I didn't okay buddy. You got a thousand fucking messages in my chat, and this is what you just dropped

03:57:23.300 --> 03:57:25.300
What

03:57:25.300 --> 03:57:28.640
We're because okay, you got a thousand fucking messages in my chat, bro

03:57:29.140 --> 03:57:36.580
Got a chat is like what it says that I don't get good at any games that I any of the new games that I play

03:57:37.020 --> 03:57:39.020
But the thing is chat I

03:57:40.540 --> 03:57:44.740
Have reached the highest rank in Rainbow six siege

03:57:46.340 --> 03:57:48.140
for

03:57:48.140 --> 03:57:52.420
Every year for six years in a row and on top of that. I was the top

03:57:52.420 --> 03:57:56.500
17 hundred player in the world and flashed right out out of a hundred million players

03:57:57.140 --> 03:58:01.500
So at the end of the day chat the games that I do play I get really good

03:58:05.620 --> 03:58:11.800
Just saying I can't even hate bro because you are genuinely 35 years old and it's like

03:58:12.140 --> 03:58:17.700
You're still out here doing fucking Rick roll like mobile the gamer guy. I would ban you bro

03:58:17.700 --> 03:58:20.280
But like honestly fellow 30 year old honestly

03:58:20.280 --> 03:58:22.840
Hope you have a good day. Hope the back's healthy. Make sure to deadlift

03:58:23.400 --> 03:58:26.180
So where's the video I can't even talk shit, bro

03:58:28.840 --> 03:58:31.760
Fucking five-year-old I turned 30 on Saturday

03:58:37.280 --> 03:58:45.400
Here's the Jinxie live react did you hear what Ludwig said about you, dude listen to your smile in your face, bro

03:58:45.400 --> 03:58:47.400
No, what happened? Oh

03:58:47.400 --> 03:58:51.080
Oh, did he say I was the better jungler?

03:58:51.760 --> 03:58:52.520
No, wait.

03:58:53.560 --> 03:58:55.440
Can she pause for one second and say something?

03:58:55.720 --> 03:58:56.040
Yes.

03:58:56.040 --> 03:58:56.400
Okay.

03:58:56.920 --> 03:59:07.840
Right now we're reacting to Ludwig reacting to you reacting to Ludwig reacting to what you did in your tournament.

03:59:08.680 --> 03:59:09.600
Oh my God.

03:59:09.600 --> 03:59:10.560
It's actually the same.

03:59:10.560 --> 03:59:11.600
The better jungler.

03:59:11.600 --> 03:59:13.240
I watched his Warwick today, bro.

03:59:13.240 --> 03:59:13.920
It's pathetic.

03:59:13.920 --> 03:59:18.920
He's being guided by a genuine challenger-level jungler.

03:59:19.320 --> 03:59:22.320
But it's like watching Ratatouille,

03:59:22.320 --> 03:59:25.180
if it was only the first five minutes,

03:59:25.180 --> 03:59:27.340
where Remy could not get a grip

03:59:27.340 --> 03:59:30.320
on that redhead's fucking chef behaviors.

03:59:30.320 --> 03:59:32.000
Okay, dude.

03:59:32.000 --> 03:59:32.840
Come on, bro.

03:59:32.840 --> 03:59:34.360
It's like chat, it's not that bad.

03:59:34.360 --> 03:59:36.720
I'm actually up, you love this war work, guys.

03:59:36.720 --> 03:59:37.880
It's not that bad.

03:59:37.880 --> 03:59:39.280
There is no chemistry.

03:59:39.280 --> 03:59:40.640
There is no synergy.

03:59:40.640 --> 03:59:41.900
There is no skill.

03:59:41.900 --> 03:59:46.900
let me be clear you are not the better jungler now and you will never be the

03:59:46.900 --> 03:59:52.540
better jungler let's continue the clip dude I was obviously kidding Ludwig

03:59:52.540 --> 03:59:56.600
I'm an iron too well I don't think I'm a better jungler than you look check this

03:59:56.600 --> 04:00:02.940
wrong what Ludwig I obviously know that you're better than me I'm iron too I'm

04:00:02.940 --> 04:00:06.220
in fine drama wait you know positive positive positive positive

04:00:06.220 --> 04:00:11.620
bro this is not drama this is like just very friendly kimchi look at what I sent

04:00:11.620 --> 04:00:23.380
you and click it. In Discord? You sent it in Discord? Yep, look at the link. What's

04:00:23.380 --> 04:00:28.660
this? That's Ludwig's account and I want you to do something right now, okay? Do

04:00:28.660 --> 04:00:33.580
you see what it says ranked flex? You see that win rate? Yeah, what does ranked flex

04:00:33.580 --> 04:00:38.820
even mean? That means that it's ranked, we can queue up with five people. His win

04:00:38.820 --> 04:00:41.780
When Raiden ranked flex is 11%.

04:00:41.780 --> 04:00:45.500
Your When Raiden solo queue is 45%.

04:00:45.500 --> 04:00:47.420
That sounds better to me, doesn't it?

04:00:47.420 --> 04:00:51.460
See, but what does that even mean, bro?

04:00:51.460 --> 04:00:52.460
What does that mean?

04:00:52.460 --> 04:00:54.340
I don't understand what that means, bro.

04:00:54.340 --> 04:00:56.260
It means, look, look right now.

04:00:56.260 --> 04:00:58.980
Right now you're seeing his ranked solo games, okay?

04:00:58.980 --> 04:01:03.220
And every single game he's played, he's either lost or gotten carried.

04:01:03.220 --> 04:01:05.500
But you're the one that does the carrying.

04:01:05.500 --> 04:01:06.780
Does that make sense?

04:01:06.780 --> 04:01:10.100
Bro don't test you psychopath. Yo, bro. I already

04:01:10.740 --> 04:01:13.500
Don't that you can't convince me that I'm better than it. I

04:01:14.880 --> 04:01:18.620
Bro, I want to be better than him, but right now I am not better than him, bro

04:01:19.220 --> 04:01:22.740
All right, okay, like bro don't test come on dude. I

04:01:23.820 --> 04:01:27.060
Just don't give me wrong. I want to be better than him, but right now I'm not

04:01:27.300 --> 04:01:34.400
You didn't want controversy then you shouldn't have come to the king and not believe this shit that chud wig said about you not my

04:01:34.400 --> 04:01:41.600
Sorry, Dante's it is Ludwig Ludwig the German name check the clip. Okay. Okay. Okay. I mean it

04:01:41.600 --> 04:01:47.080
I'm way. I never I saw this tweet Ludwig calls there a way to find out how many matches play

04:01:47.080 --> 04:01:49.840
He has because I want to scale myself up to him

04:01:49.840 --> 04:01:55.200
I can add them up for you if you want. Okay, Jinxie for changing games when they get harder to play. Oh

04:01:57.480 --> 04:02:03.600
Man fuck Twitter. He's our actual vultures. I'm in a minute. Are you gonna see yep?

04:02:03.600 --> 04:02:07.280
I'm lucky I can call out Jinxie real quick by the way. I like the Jinxie streams

04:02:07.280 --> 04:02:12.160
I think what Jinxie does when he finds a new community. He dives into a new game is awesome

04:02:12.560 --> 04:02:16.680
But I'm gonna say it and everybody knows that this is a fucking fact

04:02:17.680 --> 04:02:19.680
Jinxie abuses a

04:02:20.200 --> 04:02:22.400
Simple thing we all know very well

04:02:23.120 --> 04:02:27.460
Bro, I still understand why imagine dragons is in this clip. Where's that?

04:02:27.460 --> 04:02:29.460
I

04:02:29.820 --> 04:02:34.140
Where did the imagine dragons come from the Dunning Kruger effect?

04:02:34.860 --> 04:02:40.700
Because shit wait, let me look that up. I'm about to show you just keep keep watching the clip. I bring it up

04:02:41.740 --> 04:02:45.220
Okay, I thought everyone in the Dunning Kruger effect. Okay, dog. Okay, bro

04:02:45.820 --> 04:02:52.300
Ludwig not everyone knows some fucking bullshit fucking buzzword, bro. Not everybody

04:02:52.300 --> 04:02:55.060
No, I don't that. Did you know Dunning Kruger, bro?

04:02:55.060 --> 04:03:00.660
I'm gonna be honest. I don't know what I ate for breakfast this morning. Exactly. I don't know what done Kruger is

04:03:02.620 --> 04:03:04.620
It's first one

04:03:08.380 --> 04:03:09.660
Okay

04:03:09.660 --> 04:03:15.000
Do you think he got it cuz I think he just opened it and then stared at words. I don't think he okay

04:03:15.500 --> 04:03:22.440
Okay, I can read yo does look like that. I'm a fucking infant yo, yeah, I could read bro

04:03:22.440 --> 04:03:24.780
I could reach it's up a game and

04:03:25.720 --> 04:03:31.840
He loves that first month where you get so good at it because you go from knowing nothing at all

04:03:32.400 --> 04:03:38.540
To knowing so much. Yes. That is the best part of any game or knowing actually what what your R does

04:03:38.540 --> 04:03:44.420
What your Q does all right how to yes, please leave got a how to flip recent Rockley wherever it is

04:03:44.780 --> 04:03:46.780
Why is imagine dragons play?

04:03:46.780 --> 04:03:54.020
How much extra work there is to do he bounces to a new game

04:03:55.460 --> 04:03:58.700
He like chat is he wrong not really no

04:04:00.380 --> 04:04:06.320
So how's his drama I just clocked him hi, kid dude. Did he just say he clocked me? Okay?

04:04:07.220 --> 04:04:09.220
Let it with what the hell?

04:04:09.540 --> 04:04:13.820
He's not really wrong chat, but he's the thing. He just clocked me chat. Oh like

04:04:13.820 --> 04:04:18.420
Like, chat, I'm never gonna, like, when I play Rocket League, right?

04:04:18.420 --> 04:04:21.740
I'm never gonna, but like, the thing is, how many months in a row did Ludwig play League

04:04:21.740 --> 04:04:22.740
League, bro?

04:04:22.740 --> 04:04:23.740
Chat, how many months in a row?

04:04:23.740 --> 04:04:28.420
Douglas, do you know anything about this information, or are you just spewing this information?

04:04:28.420 --> 04:04:36.380
Okay, so, Jinxie, over the course of his life, Ludwig has played over 800 ranked games alone,

04:04:36.380 --> 04:04:37.380
not including normals.

04:04:37.380 --> 04:04:38.380
Well, no fucking shit!

04:04:38.380 --> 04:04:39.380
He's better than me!

04:04:39.380 --> 04:04:40.380
What the fuck?

04:04:40.380 --> 04:04:49.320
How many of that played my account isn't even mine how many of that played 30 20

04:04:50.560 --> 04:04:53.440
You play like I think not even 40

04:04:55.560 --> 04:04:59.320
Hit SSL dude like I just I just play the game because it's fun

04:05:01.600 --> 04:05:03.600
Hello Coots

04:05:03.600 --> 04:05:05.600
Play it and lead, Jinxie.

04:05:05.600 --> 04:05:06.800
Hit, Platt!

04:05:06.800 --> 04:05:09.360
This is his, okay, so this is what this is about.

04:05:09.360 --> 04:05:12.240
Bro, didn't this guy a Moomoo one trick to Platt?

04:05:12.240 --> 04:05:14.000
No, no, I had a Fiddlesticks, I had a Fiddlesticks.

04:05:14.000 --> 04:05:18.160
See, Dantez, you spread misinformation, bro.

04:05:18.160 --> 04:05:19.480
You said he had Moomoo one trick

04:05:19.480 --> 04:05:21.440
to win on a winning streak in it, Platt.

04:05:21.440 --> 04:05:22.280
That's why I said it.

04:05:22.280 --> 04:05:23.320
Jinxie, Jinxie, Jinxie.

04:05:23.320 --> 04:05:26.040
You're making me lose, I'm losing the argument.

04:05:26.040 --> 04:05:29.520
Jinxie, Jinxie, open my stream, let me show you something.

04:05:29.520 --> 04:05:30.880
Bro, because now I've lose the argument

04:05:30.880 --> 04:05:32.560
because he Fiddlesticks.

04:05:32.560 --> 04:05:34.080
No, no, no, let me show you something.

04:05:34.080 --> 04:05:35.360
Let me show you something.

04:05:35.360 --> 04:05:37.920
Do you see my screen?

04:05:37.920 --> 04:05:40.240
OK, so look at this.

04:05:40.240 --> 04:05:45.640
He hit Platinum in season 14 split three and season 15,

04:05:45.640 --> 04:05:46.480
right?

04:05:46.480 --> 04:05:47.840
OK.

04:05:47.840 --> 04:05:55.640
In season 14 split three, Ludwig had a 48% win rate

04:05:55.640 --> 04:05:58.600
over 200 games on Fiddlesticks.

04:05:58.600 --> 04:06:04.100
He had a 0% win rate on every jungler besides Amumu.

04:06:04.100 --> 04:06:07.080
So no, he didn't play Fiddlesticks.

04:06:07.080 --> 04:06:09.440
He lost on Fiddlesticks.

04:06:09.440 --> 04:06:11.120
In season 15, right?

04:06:11.120 --> 04:06:12.040
Don't test, don't test.

04:06:12.040 --> 04:06:13.320
Let me stop you.

04:06:13.320 --> 04:06:15.160
You're actually clocking in right now.

04:06:15.160 --> 04:06:16.360
You're clocking in.

04:06:16.360 --> 04:06:17.760
Yep, I got you.

04:06:17.760 --> 04:06:22.000
And in season 15, he only played 50 games.

04:06:22.000 --> 04:06:24.240
And the only reason he had plot is

04:06:24.240 --> 04:06:27.520
because in your first 50 games, you start higher elo,

04:06:27.520 --> 04:06:29.680
and you get plus 30 LP a game.

04:06:29.680 --> 04:06:33.680
So no, Jynxie, he is not slaying that clock right now.

04:06:33.680 --> 04:06:35.800
He's the one getting clocked.

04:06:35.800 --> 04:06:37.360
Yeah, you actually just slayed.

04:06:37.360 --> 04:06:38.600
Wow, oh my God.

04:06:38.600 --> 04:06:41.360
You have a seat stew girl as you should.

04:06:41.360 --> 04:06:43.040
And right, Jynxie, wait, wait, wait, hold on.

04:06:43.040 --> 04:06:45.480
Last thing before you go.

04:06:45.480 --> 04:06:48.280
In season 15 when he hit platinum for the second time,

04:06:48.280 --> 04:06:50.960
his overall win rate was 46%.

04:06:50.960 --> 04:06:51.800
It wasn't even above 50.

04:06:51.800 --> 04:06:53.960
How did he get flat with a losing record though?

04:06:53.960 --> 04:06:55.200
That doesn't make any sense to me.

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Because Riot tries to make it so that in your first 50 games, you automatically climb, so that then you think you're improved, so that afterwards you play more.

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So it's like inflation in the economy, right?

04:07:08.200 --> 04:07:10.720
Like every year, the cost of living goes up, right?

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But in League of Legends, it's the opposite.

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Every year, they just inflate your fucking rank.

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So if you end the same rank in two seasons, then it's like you actually get worse because you should have climbed.

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wow okay got it clock it clock it clock it clock it clock it clock it clock it

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clock it bro how does fucking amiral town buster

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fuck I want to chew up right now don't don't leave league a silver player but

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he is right here I'll give him this bro Chad if I play league and quit in iron

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bro I should be literally like I should be punched in the face bro like I should

04:07:49.420 --> 04:07:55.260
be soft in the face. If I leave League of Legends, this absolute mountainous, mountain

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climb challenging game, like I'm a loser, bro. The key is right here. I'm not gonna lie.

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He's clocking it. He's clocking the year.

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Hey, this is not me. What are we talking about?

04:08:06.780 --> 04:08:11.100
What are we talking about? Okay. Can I offer a repot, bro?

04:08:11.100 --> 04:08:12.100
Yeah, please.

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What if I hit Emerald and leave, bro? What if I hit Emerald then what?

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Dude, do you realize how brutal of a mug that would be, Ralph?

04:08:18.740 --> 04:08:20.940
Don't test, do you realize how brutal of a mug?

04:08:20.940 --> 04:08:21.740
If I hit Emerald-

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Bro, I'm gonna be honest, if you hit Emerald in League, he could never come back from that.

04:08:26.460 --> 04:08:30.000
No, he would have to like get an ass cat that says,

04:08:30.000 --> 04:08:31.340
Jynxie is my daddy.

04:08:31.340 --> 04:08:33.340
What do you mean, what if I hit Emerald?

04:08:33.340 --> 04:08:34.840
What are you talking about?

04:08:34.840 --> 04:08:37.840
What if I wake up tomorrow with a seven-inch penis, my whole life will be different.

04:08:37.840 --> 04:08:40.720
But I have to wake up every morning with four and a half.

04:08:40.720 --> 04:08:43.440
Rock hard, it is what it is. That's what I was gifted.

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What do you talk-

04:08:44.340 --> 04:08:46.900
I'm 5.2 erect, I can't even say anything there.

04:08:46.900 --> 04:08:49.260
Talking about bro, my grandmother has wheels,

04:08:49.260 --> 04:08:51.220
she'd be a car, like you can't just live

04:08:51.220 --> 04:08:53.380
in a fairy tale universe.

04:08:53.380 --> 04:08:54.700
What if this, what if that?

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You're not close to Emerald.

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You're not close.

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Cause isn't Ludwig's peak flat?

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Cause now I have motivation.

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Two-time flat.

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But okay, didn't he get the lowest caliber of platinum,

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like the worst form of flat?

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Yes, GenC, it's like in Rainbow Six,

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Someone hits Platinum 4 literally zero matchmaking rating, like Platinum 4 zero rating, and then they call themselves a plat paleo player.

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Because he hit Platinum 4 zero p, didn't play for the rest of the season.

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Next season had a negative win rate, got Platinum 4, like 50 LP, and then just stopped playing.

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Yeah, cause like, if he were like, a Platinum 1 jungler versus him, it's like way better, right?

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Like they're going to be way better than him.

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Yeah.

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But technically they're both plaque quote-unquote. Yeah, it's like that in Siege 2 people will like barely touch a rank and then so he's really basically

04:09:48.360 --> 04:09:51.700
Honestly, he's just like a really good gold jungler if we're being honest

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Well, not even because again Jinx he remember his the only reason he had plot for the first time

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Was because he went on the lucky win streak from silver all the way to platinum on the last day of the season

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What?

04:10:07.020 --> 04:10:08.260
The last gaming session.

04:10:08.260 --> 04:10:09.780
Yes, I'm not kidding.

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It's the only reason why he ever hit Plat.

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He started the day silver to, I remember like it was yesterday, started the day silver

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to, and then afterwards got Platinum 4, right?

04:10:18.820 --> 04:10:23.580
But then the next season, he had negative win rate, but he still hit Platinum because

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he ended the season before.

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So that means, Jinxie, that you could unironically outrank him, even if he tries his hardest

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this season, even though he has a head start easily.

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I don't know about this season, but maybe next season.

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I don't know. How long is the season? A year or something?

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Six months? It ends in like December.

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Oh, that is a lot of time.

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OK, I'm a two time platinum player, by the way.

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Is it a flat?

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Jinsi, Jinsi, listen to this.

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Ludwig's peak isn't even like Jinsi positive.

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He was stuck silver.

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Do you know what a Siamese twin is?

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Um, it's somebody who is attached to you or something.

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Yeah, exactly.

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When Ludwig says he is a two-time plot player, it's like somebody fucks a Siamese twin and

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then says her body count is two.

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Does that make sense?

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I actually, I'm not even kidding.

04:11:20.860 --> 04:11:23.660
I actually know exactly what you mean with that analogy.

04:11:23.660 --> 04:11:24.660
Yeah.

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Okay.

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All right, consider it.

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And then when on a lucky win streak on the last day of the season, gained 500 up in a

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a single day and then hit platinum for zero P.

04:11:34.420 --> 04:11:35.420
The.

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Woo. OK.

04:11:39.140 --> 04:11:40.980
Bro. OK. He's mad.

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I'm just right here.

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He's got.

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Don't face.

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First off, I love the energy you bring to the J.C.

04:11:45.300 --> 04:11:48.380
Streams. It's been really fun watching you guys collab.

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Let's not step out of line here, buddy.

04:11:51.340 --> 04:11:53.300
You have hit Challenger with Hecrem only.

04:11:53.300 --> 04:11:54.620
You tried to go to bot lane.

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It fucking failed.

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Oh, shit.

04:11:57.500 --> 04:12:00.100
Now we can bring up facts about each other all day on day.

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But when we bring them up, let's bring them up correctly. I did not hit plat once luckily. I hit plat twice

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And I'm about to hit plat. Okay. One thing I want to say though chat. I don't like how he says plat

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Platinum four I

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Hit platinum four twice. I don't like how he says flat because people do it in Siege

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They're like, oh, yeah, I'm a diamond player and then it's like they hit diamond five one time with a point nine KD and

04:12:27.900 --> 04:12:29.900
700 games played in that 49%

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Brother call it what it is. You're a platinum for I'm iron two. You're a platinum for let's not throw around the word platt

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That's just back for the plant want again this season

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Three-time plant is not a luck streak. It is a trend

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Let's continue so wait. Can you see pause it time for platinum for yes continue?

04:12:51.900 --> 04:12:56.860
Yeah, so I was going to say, if Ludwig wants to talk about trends, he can talk about the

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fact that if he would have kept playing in season 15 with a 46% win rate, he would have

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probably ended the season gold.

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Okay.

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You're saying he got the bot, he touched Platinum with like the tip of his fingertip.

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Twice. Twice.

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It's how he's feeling.

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Yes, you touched the bottom of flat twice.

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Yes.

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I think we're on the same page, bro.

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Yep.

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He touched the worst caliber of platinum.

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The worst caliber of platinum.

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Twice.

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Hey, bet, bro.

04:13:39.340 --> 04:13:42.680
Hey, so what if I get emerald, Ludwig?

04:13:42.680 --> 04:13:43.680
What then, Dantes?

04:13:43.680 --> 04:13:46.680
How long would that take?

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do emerald in six months of your grand really hard probably i'm going to be

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honest and see

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did you want me to be honest with you right now yeah i thought i'm a lot of

04:13:54.420 --> 04:13:58.260
my heart's don't be a lot of how long does emerald take in the

04:13:58.260 --> 04:14:02.740
if you play league of legends everyday even for me two to three hours

04:14:02.740 --> 04:14:05.780
by the end of the summer your diamond

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okay politics is actually delusional version

04:14:09.580 --> 04:14:13.020
not a university it's time by the summer that is

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Let me just say that everyone in life is going to call you delusional until you prove them

04:14:27.460 --> 04:14:33.820
wrong because the reason why they have a conception of what is realistic is because they limit

04:14:33.820 --> 04:14:37.260
themselves by what they think is possible.

04:14:37.260 --> 04:14:41.420
And if you ever break a barrier of what they think is possible or think that you have the

04:14:41.420 --> 04:14:46.260
capability to then they just want to refer to you as delusional so they can keep whatever

04:14:46.260 --> 04:14:52.420
conception they have in their mind of whatever's possible being only achievable by them.

04:14:52.420 --> 04:14:54.740
So it's not a thing of I'm delusional.

04:14:54.740 --> 04:15:00.860
I just recognize that you can break barriers and you can sit there and fucking be a trail

04:15:00.860 --> 04:15:02.860
blazer in the jungle.

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That's the difference.

04:15:03.860 --> 04:15:04.860
I see.

04:15:04.860 --> 04:15:05.860
Okay.

04:15:05.860 --> 04:15:08.340
And I like that one week's jungler too and I'm jungler.

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Like I like that we're the same role.

04:15:09.780 --> 04:15:10.780
August 20th.

04:15:10.780 --> 04:15:12.780
Do you know what you could do one day? Pause it.

04:15:12.780 --> 04:15:17.780
One day what you could even do is you could tell Ludwig to assemble a team of four people

04:15:17.780 --> 04:15:22.780
and then you do the same and then you and him have some kind of grudge match.

04:15:23.780 --> 04:15:28.780
Bro, but I like, no, because then it would just come down to who has a better team.

04:15:28.780 --> 04:15:35.780
Bro, I just, I just want to get better right now.

04:15:35.780 --> 04:15:37.780
That's all I want to be right now. I just want to get better at me.

04:15:37.780 --> 04:15:39.780
That's all I'm focused on I

04:15:40.660 --> 04:15:42.600
Like I play a bunch of other games, too

04:15:42.600 --> 04:15:48.180
So it's hard to just focus on me, but like right now when I can I just want to get better at me

04:15:48.300 --> 04:15:53.660
Because I really do want to see my own personal progress over the next year. You know what I mean?

04:15:53.660 --> 04:15:55.780
Even my league once or twice a week

04:15:55.780 --> 04:16:01.220
I just want to keep at it and just see where I'm at. Do you know what I mean? Yep? I don't three months. There's no way

04:16:02.140 --> 04:16:04.900
There's impossible, but okay the other thing though

04:16:04.900 --> 04:16:11.700
So I don't want to play League just because of what rank I can get in League.

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That's cool.

04:16:12.700 --> 04:16:14.100
I love ranks and stuff.

04:16:14.100 --> 04:16:16.380
But I like League because it's really challenging.

04:16:16.380 --> 04:16:17.380
That's why I like League.

04:16:17.380 --> 04:16:23.900
It's not like Valorant or CS where it's like, oh, my aim is shit and I learned the characters

04:16:23.900 --> 04:16:25.620
and then over to my aim gets better.

04:16:25.620 --> 04:16:28.620
I like League because it's so fucking challenging.

04:16:28.620 --> 04:16:29.620
That's why I like League.

04:16:29.620 --> 04:16:34.220
It reminds me of when I got into Siege and I've said that so many times, but Siege was

04:16:34.220 --> 04:16:39.160
So challenging bro. The reason why I like League of Legends is because it's such an overwhelming game

04:16:39.420 --> 04:16:44.420
That's the addicting part about it. It's fun learning stuff. Can we stop typing goon to Mia?

04:16:44.740 --> 04:16:50.160
There's one psychotic guy in this YouTube chat that was like I stop typing this

04:16:50.780 --> 04:16:52.780
Watch the video or leave

04:16:54.860 --> 04:16:56.860
Impossible that's impossible

04:16:57.740 --> 04:17:03.360
Not for any like it's Timmy could do it probably but like yeah, it's no way it's Timmy

04:17:03.360 --> 04:17:06.580
Yeah, it's Jimmy's the best gamer of all time. No way. No way. No way

04:17:07.440 --> 04:17:10.280
Yeah, but was it's to me a gamer of the year 23

04:17:11.800 --> 04:17:15.480
I'm not even kidding. I swear to God. I swear to God

04:17:17.280 --> 04:17:22.280
Okay, first off God's not happy about that because it's a lie on his name second off you could hit

04:17:23.120 --> 04:17:25.120
Emerald in six months a hundred percent

04:17:26.040 --> 04:17:28.040
He could probably hit diamond

04:17:28.800 --> 04:17:32.040
There's a universe you can a diamond by the end of the year that there's a universe

04:17:32.040 --> 04:17:33.360
It is very slim.

04:17:34.240 --> 04:17:35.720
That gives you about seven months.

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No, eight months.

04:17:37.760 --> 04:17:39.480
It may be diving by the end of the year.

04:17:39.480 --> 04:17:40.520
Diamond within a year.

04:17:40.520 --> 04:17:41.640
Very achievable.

04:17:41.640 --> 04:17:43.560
I can see the edits right now.

04:17:44.240 --> 04:17:46.920
It's January 4th, 2027.

04:17:47.440 --> 04:17:51.160
And I'm master three, just sprinting around the map with Warwick.

04:17:51.760 --> 04:17:52.880
Like I could see this.

04:17:52.880 --> 04:17:54.400
And I see the edits.

04:17:54.400 --> 04:17:57.080
Jack, do you guys realize I could see the edits right now?

04:17:57.200 --> 04:18:00.240
But Dante's also told Jinxie he could hit master in a year.

04:18:00.240 --> 04:18:01.680
And there's no way.

04:18:01.680 --> 04:18:04.680
And that's my fucking coach right there, yep.

04:18:04.680 --> 04:18:16.680
Get to a point where later on, right, once you get to higher ELOs, you might have to actually, like, get a little bit of a different champ pool, but Warwick easily gets you to, I would say, Gold or Platte.

04:18:16.680 --> 04:18:21.680
And then after that, it's just about finding the secret sauce that pushes you all the way to Diamond. I swear to God.

04:18:21.680 --> 04:18:24.680
Bro, but isn't Summer ending in, like, three months?

04:18:24.680 --> 04:18:26.680
Yes! Exactly!

04:18:26.680 --> 04:18:30.680
Yeah, but the problem with Summer is that you blink and it's already over. So that's why we gotta lock this shit in.

04:18:30.680 --> 04:18:34.460
walk this shit out but I think you're biased bro so I have to ask Bernard let

04:18:34.460 --> 04:18:40.760
me ask Bernard dude I think Bernard's is AI assistant Bernard if I play League

04:18:40.760 --> 04:18:45.960
of Legends every day for one to two hours a day how long would it take me to

04:18:45.960 --> 04:18:48.400
what was that

04:18:48.400 --> 04:18:49.400
Bernard

04:18:49.400 --> 04:18:52.480
I can't hear anything weird maybe just a little background but anyway you made the noise

04:18:52.480 --> 04:18:53.480
dimsets!

04:18:53.480 --> 04:18:58.480
Alright Bernard listen bro how long will it take me to reach every road in League of Legends Bernard if I play two hours a day every day

04:18:58.480 --> 04:19:03.480
Alright bro, realistically it depends on how quickly you improve, but if you're starting from scratch, let's say iron or bronze, it could take anywhere from a couple of months to half a year.

04:19:03.480 --> 04:19:05.480
If you've got some game sense already, it'll be faster, just keep that grind steady.

04:19:05.480 --> 04:19:07.480
See, even Bernardo agrees bro!

04:19:07.480 --> 04:19:10.480
Hmm, Bernardo's range is fair, but I think six months is more accurate.

04:19:10.480 --> 04:19:12.480
Thank you Bernardo, thank you dude.

04:19:12.480 --> 04:19:15.480
Interesting chat, interesting, okay.

04:19:16.480 --> 04:19:17.480
Alright man.

04:19:17.480 --> 04:19:19.480
Alright, so bro, so I have to go bro.

04:19:19.480 --> 04:19:20.480
Pass Ludwig and League of Legends.

04:19:20.480 --> 04:19:25.480
The thing about passing me in League of Legends, it is like trying to reach the end of the universe.

04:19:25.480 --> 04:19:26.480
You find out-

04:19:26.480 --> 04:19:27.480
Yo.

04:19:27.480 --> 04:19:29.480
What

04:19:29.880 --> 04:19:31.880
Brother you're

04:19:32.400 --> 04:19:37.860
You're like you're like average Joe next door neighbor. What did you just say?

04:19:38.440 --> 04:19:40.440
Whoa, this guy didn't fucking baker

04:19:48.720 --> 04:19:50.720
What did this guy just say bro

04:19:50.720 --> 04:19:53.000
It is like trying to reach yes

04:19:53.840 --> 04:19:58.880
Someone should make an edit where it's like him saying trying to reach my rank is like

04:19:59.520 --> 04:20:04.520
Trying to shan of the universe and then it's just like an edit of him doing like a bad play

04:20:04.600 --> 04:20:06.600
Just going at it

04:20:06.800 --> 04:20:13.800
It is like trying to reach the end of the universe you find out that space is expanding because I am not gonna be emerald by the end

04:20:13.800 --> 04:20:16.720
Of the summer brother. I'm gonna be diamond

04:20:16.720 --> 04:20:20.840
Let's work on flat three first, bro.

04:20:20.840 --> 04:20:22.880
Joe, think of it as your one.

04:20:22.880 --> 04:20:24.880
Bro, this is interesting.

04:20:24.880 --> 04:20:25.880
It's good.

04:20:25.880 --> 04:20:26.880
I like the motivation, bro.

04:20:26.880 --> 04:20:27.880
I like the motivation.

04:20:27.880 --> 04:20:28.880
It's good.

04:20:28.880 --> 04:20:29.880
It's good, bro.

04:20:29.880 --> 04:20:30.880
It's good.

04:20:30.880 --> 04:20:31.880
All right, bro.

04:20:31.880 --> 04:20:36.440
Are we ready to fucking play, finally?

04:20:36.440 --> 04:20:42.200
Well, me, before we start, Jinx, I just want to ask you a question.

04:20:42.200 --> 04:20:43.200
Yeah.

04:20:43.200 --> 04:20:49.520
And I want you to be completely honest here, and I don't want you to say anything you don't believe, okay?

04:20:50.960 --> 04:20:57.080
Do you think it's delusional to think that you can hit diamond by the end of this summer?

04:20:57.440 --> 04:20:59.440
Do you mean?

04:21:01.640 --> 04:21:05.480
Do you mean like January 1st, 2027?

04:21:05.480 --> 04:21:11.160
No, no, no, I'm talking about diamond by the end of this summer. I'm talking about diamond by September

04:21:11.160 --> 04:21:13.560
Do you think it's delusional to think that?

04:21:13.560 --> 04:21:17.640
Okay, now let me ask you a question, Jinxie.

04:21:17.640 --> 04:21:25.280
Do you think that it's delusional for a little 18-year-old kid streaming every day with one

04:21:25.280 --> 04:21:28.480
year to one viewer?

04:21:28.480 --> 04:21:34.240
Is it delusional for that kid to think that one day in a few years he's going to become

04:21:34.240 --> 04:21:36.120
2023 Gamer of the Year.

04:21:39.560 --> 04:21:41.580
Wow. Wow.

04:21:43.040 --> 04:21:44.280
Wow.

04:21:44.280 --> 04:21:46.320
I never, now they say it like that.

04:21:46.320 --> 04:21:49.040
But bro, I really do believe,

04:21:49.040 --> 04:21:51.120
like, is there a world where I could hit Diamond

04:21:51.120 --> 04:21:53.840
in four months if there was a gun to my head?

04:21:53.840 --> 04:21:56.640
And I had to throw away my entire streaming career,

04:21:56.640 --> 04:21:58.240
social life, personal life,

04:21:58.240 --> 04:22:00.000
and play the game 12 hours a day?

04:22:00.000 --> 04:22:00.960
Sure. Yeah.

04:22:00.960 --> 04:22:03.720
If I play the game 12 hours a day for three months, maybe.

04:22:04.240 --> 04:22:06.920
but I don't want to do that.

04:22:06.920 --> 04:22:09.480
Like I want to play league as like a side game.

04:22:09.480 --> 04:22:11.120
And you can.

04:22:11.120 --> 04:22:13.160
And it's possible for you to.

04:22:13.160 --> 04:22:15.640
GenC, the only things you have to do,

04:22:15.640 --> 04:22:17.580
and I'm not kidding when I say this,

04:22:17.580 --> 04:22:20.160
is just play league whenever you feel like it.

04:22:20.160 --> 04:22:21.380
You don't have to sit there,

04:22:21.380 --> 04:22:23.200
you don't have to study the game,

04:22:23.200 --> 04:22:25.360
you don't have to play 800 games,

04:22:25.360 --> 04:22:27.400
you don't have to have a 90 per someone rate,

04:22:27.400 --> 04:22:29.260
you don't have to play tanks every game,

04:22:29.260 --> 04:22:30.920
you don't have to be a meta-scythe.

04:22:30.920 --> 04:22:33.480
The only thing you have to do GenC

04:22:33.480 --> 04:22:35.680
is keep being delusional.

04:22:35.680 --> 04:22:38.080
Because if you don't believe in yourself,

04:22:38.080 --> 04:22:41.800
then why the fuck should anybody else?

04:22:41.800 --> 04:22:43.920
And when other people are gonna think

04:22:43.920 --> 04:22:45.840
that what you're saying is unrealistic

04:22:45.840 --> 04:22:48.120
or what you're trying to accomplish is unrealistic,

04:22:48.120 --> 04:22:52.000
the only thing you have to do is be so secure

04:22:52.000 --> 04:22:54.880
in the knowledge that you have what it takes

04:22:54.880 --> 04:22:58.800
that you don't let anything that they say get to you.

04:22:58.800 --> 04:23:00.480
That's all you have to do.

04:23:00.480 --> 04:23:02.600
Because if you believe in yourself

04:23:02.600 --> 04:23:07.600
And you have the chance and the opportunity to impact your own reality,

04:23:07.600 --> 04:23:16.600
then why the fuck would what other people think is possible ever impact what you're doing and what you're able to do?

04:23:18.600 --> 04:23:21.600
That is the most beautiful fucking speech I've ever heard in my life.

04:23:21.600 --> 04:23:23.600
Let's go!

04:23:23.600 --> 04:23:25.600
Come on, Iron One today at the StarCraft!

04:23:25.600 --> 04:23:26.600
Are you ready?

04:23:26.600 --> 04:23:29.600
Yes. Bro, I'm gonna go beat high vibes!

04:23:29.600 --> 04:23:31.600
Lock Warwick, motherfucker!

04:23:32.600 --> 04:23:36.320
Alright, let's do it, high-vives.

04:23:36.320 --> 04:23:40.280
High-vives, we're banning Rammus, we're locking in Warwick.

04:23:40.280 --> 04:23:43.280
Let's get it done.

04:23:43.280 --> 04:23:49.200
Alright, so guys, listen.

04:23:49.200 --> 04:23:50.200
I'm actually gonna piss too.

04:23:50.200 --> 04:23:51.200
Hold on, I can lock in.

04:23:51.200 --> 04:23:52.200
One sec.

04:23:52.200 --> 04:23:59.200
I'm not sure what you're talking about.

04:24:52.200 --> 04:25:04.640
All right guys when Jinxie comes back should I hit him with the most demonic one-liner ever

04:25:04.640 --> 04:25:11.000
that's gonna change not only his view but also many of your guys's yes or no do we do it

04:25:11.000 --> 04:25:14.000
Do I hit him with the one liner?

04:25:14.000 --> 04:25:15.000
Yes?

04:25:15.000 --> 04:25:16.000
All right, go.

04:25:16.000 --> 04:25:17.000
Hey, down test.

04:25:17.000 --> 04:25:18.000
Listen to me, bro.

04:25:18.000 --> 04:25:19.000
Listen up, down test.

04:25:19.000 --> 04:25:20.000
Seriously.

04:25:20.000 --> 04:25:21.000
I'm listening.

04:25:21.000 --> 04:25:22.000
Listen to what I'm about to say.

04:25:22.000 --> 04:25:23.000
All right.

04:25:23.000 --> 04:25:24.000
Yep.

04:25:24.000 --> 04:25:33.000
We didn't do all of that talking and, you know, back and forth with Ludwig to go into this

04:25:33.000 --> 04:25:35.000
Iron Two lobby and play like an idiot.

04:25:35.000 --> 04:25:40.000
So now it's time for me to play proper and I'm going to play like productive smart intelligent

04:25:40.000 --> 04:25:45.300
I'm not like I'm not queuing the blues. All right. I'm not

04:25:46.500 --> 04:25:51.600
We're gonna win. I just want to tell you one last thing. Are you ready for this talk to me, bro?

04:25:52.200 --> 04:25:54.000
Okay

04:25:54.000 --> 04:25:57.560
To be content. What the fuck is high-fives typing?

04:25:59.840 --> 04:26:07.240
Listen, are you ready? All right, what's up? Okay to be content with mediocrity is to be realistic

04:26:07.240 --> 04:26:13.860
Realistic to aspire for greatness is to be delusional. Remember that

04:26:20.720 --> 04:26:22.880
All right, so now we ready to get fucking

04:26:24.600 --> 04:26:28.840
Yes, bro, don't test I've been delusional my entire life, bro, but I'll never change dude

04:26:28.840 --> 04:26:34.320
And that's why you are where you are. So next time somebody calls you delusional

04:26:34.320 --> 04:26:39.400
You just say thanks for the fucking compliment, and then you mug their entire fucking bloodline

04:26:40.560 --> 04:26:41.920
Got it

04:26:41.920 --> 04:26:43.280
Yes, sir

04:26:43.280 --> 04:26:47.240
All right, man. Let's go if I lose I swear to God if I lose come on

04:26:48.120 --> 04:26:51.360
You can't also look at the eunuch a sposh art

04:26:57.720 --> 04:27:04.120
So Jack what is the odds of us hitting bronze tonight before the Drake album we need what seven wins no losses

04:27:04.320 --> 04:27:05.320
Yep.

04:27:05.320 --> 04:27:10.540
All right, so now Jensi, let's go.

04:27:10.540 --> 04:27:13.280
I want you to start talking to me, right?

04:27:13.280 --> 04:27:17.400
Because, yep, because listen, I want you to start talking to me, tell me what you're

04:27:17.400 --> 04:27:20.560
doing and all that kind of stuff, because we're going to want to get to a point one

04:27:20.560 --> 04:27:22.560
day, right?

04:27:22.560 --> 04:27:27.560
Where I'm just like an add-on, like I just want you to cherry on top, but you're the

04:27:27.560 --> 04:27:29.760
fucking delicious ice cream.

04:27:29.760 --> 04:27:30.760
Does that make sense?

04:27:30.760 --> 04:27:33.040
Stop the bottle there, and then scat it.

04:27:33.040 --> 04:27:34.040
Okay.

04:27:34.040 --> 04:27:36.040
Perfect

04:27:36.200 --> 04:27:42.280
That's it. This is gonna be a five-hour League of Legends session bro until midnight until the drink drops

04:27:42.480 --> 04:27:46.320
It's gonna be the longest I played league. Let's make it an undefeated winning streak

04:27:46.320 --> 04:27:51.720
I'm already on a two-game winning streak from the other night yesterday. Let's make this a 10-game winning streak. All right

04:27:51.720 --> 04:27:57.000
Let's go perfect. Hey, but listen listen. It's not even gonna be fucking perfect

04:27:57.640 --> 04:28:02.360
You're gonna be fucking making them per for a fact. You understand off to the start

04:28:02.360 --> 04:28:07.880
Yeah, all right, okay, so now let's go you don't have to join right now you don't

04:28:11.080 --> 04:28:18.240
Listen your team's doing good, but for now remember we you'd like early stages early because I can't it's not like I can gang anyway

04:28:18.240 --> 04:28:20.240
So it's not like I can act off the information

04:28:20.720 --> 04:28:24.200
Yep, so that's why it's like right now like you can drone if you want

04:28:24.280 --> 04:28:29.580
But it's like you should be kiting your camp in the sun right because this time that you're spending droning instead of

04:28:29.580 --> 04:28:32.740
If you were kiting your camp, it would actually help out your game.

04:28:32.740 --> 04:28:36.460
Because for you, droning doesn't matter until you're hitting the blue buff anyways, does

04:28:36.460 --> 04:28:37.460
that make sense?

04:28:37.460 --> 04:28:38.460
Got it.

04:28:38.460 --> 04:28:39.460
Use your smite.

04:28:39.460 --> 04:28:40.460
Second camp, always smite.

04:28:40.460 --> 04:28:41.460
Good.

04:28:41.460 --> 04:28:42.460
Nice.

04:28:42.460 --> 04:28:45.460
So now, what we're going to be doing is we're going to be looking for all that.

04:28:45.460 --> 04:28:50.020
So now, Jinxie, when you're hitting this, I want you to auto each of them once.

04:28:50.020 --> 04:28:51.420
And now, go for the wrappers.

04:28:51.420 --> 04:28:53.580
There you go.

04:28:53.580 --> 04:28:57.940
Now, the problem right now that I'm noticing is that you're droning too much, so you're

04:28:57.940 --> 04:29:02.900
not kiting your camps enough. Focus on kiting your camps. You don't have to overload yourself

04:29:02.900 --> 04:29:07.820
with information to make it too complicated. Droning only when you're either walking to

04:29:07.820 --> 04:29:12.820
a new camp or when you're doing your blue buff. But for now you're just chilling. Auto

04:29:12.820 --> 04:29:18.540
each of the small ones one time after the big one dies. Alright and I'll go for your

04:29:18.540 --> 04:29:25.860
walls. Good. This is good. So don't forget on these camps you're always going to want

04:29:25.860 --> 04:29:32.460
a Q and E. So auto and then Q. So how you normally want to do it, there you go like that.

04:29:32.460 --> 04:29:38.060
So that's how you always want to do it, is that you cancel your auto attack with your

04:29:38.060 --> 04:29:41.580
Q animation. So you're always going to want to auto then Q whenever you're starting a

04:29:41.580 --> 04:29:42.580
camp.

04:29:42.580 --> 04:29:43.580
Got it?

04:29:43.580 --> 04:29:44.580
Yep.

04:29:44.580 --> 04:29:45.580
Got it.

04:29:45.580 --> 04:29:46.580
Got it.

04:29:46.580 --> 04:29:47.580
Got it.

04:29:47.580 --> 04:29:48.580
Okay, so now go for your blue.

04:29:48.580 --> 04:29:49.580
This is good.

04:29:49.580 --> 04:29:50.580
Just go for the blue.

04:29:50.580 --> 04:29:51.580
Go for the blue.

04:29:51.580 --> 04:29:52.580
You're good.

04:29:52.580 --> 04:29:56.920
This is the number one trap that happens to junglers, as they get baited and it fucks

04:29:56.920 --> 04:29:57.920
up everything.

04:29:57.920 --> 04:30:01.320
If your bot is winning good for your bot lane, we're going to worry about that once our

04:30:01.320 --> 04:30:02.320
camps are done.

04:30:02.320 --> 04:30:03.320
Right?

04:30:03.320 --> 04:30:04.320
We're going to be okay.

04:30:04.320 --> 04:30:06.320
Yeah, because we don't give a fuck about our team.

04:30:06.320 --> 04:30:07.320
Exactly.

04:30:07.320 --> 04:30:08.320
We don't give a fuck about them, bro.

04:30:08.320 --> 04:30:10.720
They can fucking drown to death for all we care.

04:30:10.720 --> 04:30:15.200
We're just going to use our heads as our flailing for air, and we're going to use our heads

04:30:15.200 --> 04:30:16.840
to keep ourselves afloat.

04:30:16.840 --> 04:30:17.840
Does that make sense?

04:30:17.840 --> 04:30:18.840
Yep.

04:30:18.840 --> 04:30:19.840
Perfect.

04:30:19.840 --> 04:30:26.080
So now what we're gonna do is we're going for the gromp, and then we're going for the the crab control w control

04:30:26.080 --> 04:30:28.800
W control w now we can drone a little bit

04:30:30.520 --> 04:30:37.480
Okay, all right, so kill the crab so your top liner is shoved in right and your mid laner is also shoved in

04:30:37.520 --> 04:30:40.760
So what that means is you can play for the double crab, okay?

04:30:42.560 --> 04:30:46.360
Whenever whenever your laners are shoved in you want to take advantage

04:30:46.360 --> 04:30:48.360
What do you mean by shoving them back?

04:30:48.360 --> 04:30:49.360
Exactly, yes.

04:30:49.360 --> 04:30:53.360
So, when you're shoving it in, it means the enemy is on your tower.

04:30:53.360 --> 04:30:57.360
When you're getting shoved in, it means that they're under your tower.

04:30:57.360 --> 04:30:58.360
Okay?

04:30:58.360 --> 04:31:02.360
Because it's about the state of where the minion wave is.

04:31:02.360 --> 04:31:03.360
Okay?

04:31:03.360 --> 04:31:04.360
No, get this!

04:31:04.360 --> 04:31:05.360
Okay, this is fun.

04:31:05.360 --> 04:31:07.360
Do not chase, do not chase, do not chase.

04:31:07.360 --> 04:31:08.360
Right?

04:31:08.360 --> 04:31:09.360
Chasing here, it's not worth it.

04:31:09.360 --> 04:31:10.360
So you're gonna back off, recall.

04:31:10.360 --> 04:31:16.040
back off recall now be be be be be be be be be be be be be just recall here you

04:31:16.040 --> 04:31:21.580
showed my potential tonight listen I got you with it yesterday the energy was

04:31:21.580 --> 04:31:25.360
filling a little bit off so I said today we're gonna fucking bring it back get

04:31:25.360 --> 04:31:29.360
another long sword look at your inventory no go back go back go back to

04:31:29.360 --> 04:31:33.100
your base buy another long sword when you have golden your inventory you always

04:31:33.100 --> 04:31:36.980
want to spend it okay so right click right click another sword this sword

04:31:36.980 --> 04:31:41.580
This one that a bit this so there you go. Yeah, perfect. Okay, so now go to the Krugs

04:31:46.140 --> 04:31:47.780
Yeah, not so it's all good Norris

04:31:47.780 --> 04:31:53.200
So that's why James in the future what we're gonna want to do is we're gonna have to get to a point where you can look at that

04:31:53.200 --> 04:31:58.180
Gold number yourself and then know what you can already buy right because right now

04:31:58.180 --> 04:32:04.140
It's like you're walking into the grocery store and you have a budget, but you're just choosing random items, right?

04:32:04.140 --> 04:32:10.560
But we want to stick to the budget, right? Oh, yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. Yes. Good. Good. So now let's go for the rappers

04:32:10.560 --> 04:32:12.560
Let's get it done

04:32:19.140 --> 04:32:22.040
Go right if you don't find it. Yeah, let's get it guys

04:32:23.440 --> 04:32:25.720
All right, bro. I can't see you tonight

04:32:26.220 --> 04:32:30.000
You will you will but you just got a play like it done. That's all it is

04:32:30.000 --> 04:32:35.840
So now what we're gonna do is we're gonna auto all of them this once this is good and I'll go to your wolves get

04:32:36.600 --> 04:32:41.280
Good nice. I like seeing that so now go to your wolves and afterwards. It's a gromp

04:32:46.280 --> 04:32:50.720
Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're playing for the wolves and then after wolves

04:32:50.720 --> 04:32:55.780
We're gonna look on the gromp. Now GenC. Do you think it was good to smite the wolf there? Yes or no?

04:33:00.000 --> 04:33:01.640
Do your gromp and answer.

04:33:01.640 --> 04:33:04.640
No, because I won't have smite this guy.

04:33:04.640 --> 04:33:06.040
Exactly, good!

04:33:06.040 --> 04:33:07.160
So that's good.

04:33:07.160 --> 04:33:09.120
So now, let me ask you a question.

04:33:09.120 --> 04:33:12.640
How can you in the future not waste your smite then?

04:33:12.640 --> 04:33:14.800
I need to be paying attention to timers better, I think.

04:33:14.800 --> 04:33:15.640
I might not waste my time here.

04:33:15.640 --> 04:33:19.120
It's timers, yes, but it's also making a plan.

04:33:19.120 --> 04:33:22.000
Because if in your brain, I want to do the dragon,

04:33:22.000 --> 04:33:24.560
do the dragon right now, if in your brain you would have said,

04:33:24.560 --> 04:33:27.800
I want to do the dragon after the gromp,

04:33:27.800 --> 04:33:30.560
then you would have never used your smite on the wolves, right?

04:33:30.560 --> 04:33:33.400
So the problem isn't the fact that you smited the wolves.

04:33:33.400 --> 04:33:35.440
It's that you didn't create a plan.

04:33:35.440 --> 04:33:36.800
Do you understand?

04:33:36.800 --> 04:33:38.040
Yep, no, I understand.

04:33:38.040 --> 04:33:38.920
Good.

04:33:38.920 --> 04:33:39.880
All right, that's good.

04:33:39.880 --> 04:33:42.640
Because listen, Jinxie, these are the habits

04:33:42.640 --> 04:33:44.680
that are gonna separate you from everyone else

04:33:44.680 --> 04:33:45.600
at your elo.

04:33:45.600 --> 04:33:47.840
And this is why I say for you, diamond is easy.

04:33:47.840 --> 04:33:49.680
Because what I'm telling you right now

04:33:49.680 --> 04:33:50.680
is that you're literally getting

04:33:50.680 --> 04:33:52.040
challenger information.

04:33:52.040 --> 04:33:55.440
So all you have to do is just apply all of this.

04:33:55.440 --> 04:33:56.640
And if you're applying it,

04:33:56.640 --> 04:34:01.640
Then you're just waiting to clock out the amount of games until you are a challenger.

04:34:01.640 --> 04:34:02.640
Does that make sense?

04:34:02.640 --> 04:34:03.640
No, I understand.

04:34:03.640 --> 04:34:04.640
Thank you.

04:34:04.640 --> 04:34:07.640
Coach, what's my smite on this when it's red like that?

04:34:07.640 --> 04:34:09.640
When it's red, it's 1,000.

04:34:09.640 --> 04:34:11.640
So I want your press B. I'm going to explain to you how it's my work.

04:34:11.640 --> 04:34:12.640
No, I got it.

04:34:12.640 --> 04:34:13.640
You see 600, 1,000?

04:34:13.640 --> 04:34:15.640
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, because I can explain it to you.

04:34:15.640 --> 04:34:18.640
So do you see that blue thing in your inventory?

04:34:18.640 --> 04:34:21.640
The first thing that you bought this game?

04:34:21.640 --> 04:34:22.640
Yeah.

04:34:22.640 --> 04:34:28.480
the team at and buy the right click the board later in king yep so now Jinxie

04:34:28.480 --> 04:34:32.480
what I'm trying to say is look in your inventory the first thing that you bought

04:34:32.480 --> 04:34:37.880
this game the blue thing with the number 17 do you see it yeah so when the game

04:34:37.880 --> 04:34:42.920
starts off that says 35 every time you kill a jungle monster it goes down by

04:34:42.920 --> 04:34:48.360
1 when it goes to 20 your smite does a thousand damage when it goes to zero and

04:34:48.360 --> 04:34:54.000
disappears your smite does 1400 damage you understand got it got it got it

04:34:54.000 --> 04:34:59.400
okay good good so that's how you can sit there as a player and you can know

04:34:59.400 --> 04:35:05.520
when you're gonna have it upgraded it's after you get it below 20 at or below

04:35:05.520 --> 04:35:11.400
20 and then when it disappears completely 1400 so is the way to like the

04:35:11.400 --> 04:35:15.040
more you smite the faster this would upgrade is that how it works no no no so

04:35:15.040 --> 04:35:19.300
So the smite numbers go down, it goes down when you kill a camp.

04:35:19.300 --> 04:35:24.120
So when you kill the Krugs, for example, it went from 15 to 14, when you're going to

04:35:24.120 --> 04:35:26.040
kill the Raptors, yes.

04:35:26.040 --> 04:35:29.960
Now I could give you more information, but it's going to overload you.

04:35:29.960 --> 04:35:35.160
For now, all I'm going to say is, randomly sometimes you end up making it go down by

04:35:35.160 --> 04:35:37.400
two instead of one, okay?

04:35:37.400 --> 04:35:38.400
So that's all you have to know.

04:35:38.400 --> 04:35:41.960
It's like right now, for example, it'll go down by two, but your next three camps, it's

04:35:41.960 --> 04:35:43.440
going to go down by one.

04:35:43.440 --> 04:35:47.680
I'll explain later once you're ready for that info why that works and the way it does

04:35:47.680 --> 04:35:51.140
But for now all you have to know is you kill a monster goes down by one, okay?

04:35:51.140 --> 04:35:54.060
I didn't mean to W you by the way. All right. Good. That's fun

04:35:55.280 --> 04:35:57.280
Okay, so now Jinxie

04:35:59.680 --> 04:36:03.140
No, no, no, okay, so listen go for the buff and let me tell you something

04:36:03.480 --> 04:36:06.040
You're at a point now where when your smite is upgraded

04:36:06.040 --> 04:36:13.160
If you always want to keep one charge of your smite either for a gank or objective and you only ever use smite

04:36:13.160 --> 04:36:19.940
on a jungle camp if you already have one in the bank and you're about to get your second so right now since you

04:36:20.180 --> 04:36:24.680
Already have like only one smite you want to save it for if there's a fight

04:36:24.760 --> 04:36:30.100
So what I'm gonna want to do is hover John bot John bot because we see tariff walking up. So it's John bot here

04:36:30.100 --> 04:36:32.480
Okay, good. So what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for this gromp

04:36:32.480 --> 04:36:37.760
And then after we're gonna go for that tariff and now because we have our smite up it could make it so that

04:36:37.760 --> 04:36:41.140
gank goes better you understand yeah go for him you don't have to W you don't have to

04:36:41.140 --> 04:36:44.840
W run up the turret just run up the turret this is all you're gonna do run up

04:36:44.840 --> 04:36:58.120
the tower okay you oh right okay so you never really want to leave rooted yeah so

04:36:58.120 --> 04:37:02.080
the thing is you never really want to lead immediately with your R because if

04:37:02.080 --> 04:37:06.640
you are and they like stun you then your ult is fucked so that's why you wait

04:37:06.640 --> 04:37:10.960
them to use their abilities and then you also can catch up to them does that make

04:37:10.960 --> 04:37:15.240
sense yeah okay all right now press me press me there's nothing left to do

04:37:15.240 --> 04:37:17.320
sure

04:37:18.480 --> 04:37:25.480
got it got it yes dude I'm telling this echo right now he's they're fucking

04:37:25.480 --> 04:37:30.840
getting shit on so how about we let him know let's all chat echo you're getting

04:37:30.840 --> 04:37:40.320
like you can literally just all chat echo are you a taxpayer in California

04:37:40.320 --> 04:37:46.320
because you're getting fucked you see what I mean got it all right so now we're

04:37:46.320 --> 04:37:52.760
gonna look on the the Krugs and then after the Krugs what are we playing for

04:37:52.760 --> 04:37:54.760
Raptors?

04:37:54.760 --> 04:37:57.760
Raptors, yes. What are we going to do after Raptors?

04:37:57.760 --> 04:37:59.760
Uh, buff.

04:37:59.760 --> 04:38:03.760
Okay, tell me all the possibilities you can do after Raptors.

04:38:03.760 --> 04:38:05.760
Buff.

04:38:05.760 --> 04:38:07.760
Or?

04:38:07.760 --> 04:38:09.760
Uh...

04:38:11.760 --> 04:38:12.760
Dragon?

04:38:12.760 --> 04:38:16.760
Well, no. Okay, so go to your wolves and let me explain something.

04:38:16.760 --> 04:38:20.760
Right now, the grubs are up. The purple guy is in the top ripper, right?

04:38:20.760 --> 04:38:27.380
So you could have actually after your raptors gone to take those no no no no no you're getting baited you're getting baited

04:38:27.380 --> 04:38:29.620
No, no go from go from go from ignore this

04:38:29.880 --> 04:38:36.480
But the reason why you don't actually want to from your grubs here is because dragon is your priority and it was coming up soon

04:38:36.640 --> 04:38:42.200
Okay, so now look bot maybe you can skip our world still at bot. All right, so run runs wasn't yep. This looks good

04:38:43.280 --> 04:38:49.980
All right, so now run Joan Joan Joan you need information. Okay now go in go in go in go in go in

04:38:50.760 --> 04:38:54.920
Good Q Q nice E E use it again use again

04:39:01.800 --> 04:39:07.400
Okay, now Jhin see there's something I know ignore the backs just take dragon. There's something I have to go

04:39:08.600 --> 04:39:13.640
You're doing good. I'm telling you now. Are you ready for me to explain you something about warwick's w?

04:39:14.200 --> 04:39:15.880
Yes, yes, please

04:39:15.880 --> 04:39:25.440
Okay, so with Warwick's W, all it does is it makes it so that the guy closest to you has that little blood trail, okay?

04:39:25.600 --> 04:39:33.360
But if you're already chasing somebody that has the blood trail, then you don't need to use it because you're wasting the ability.

04:39:33.360 --> 04:39:35.040
Does that make sense, Prusky?

04:39:35.040 --> 04:39:38.520
But what's the point of upgrading it if all it does is show me what people are?

04:39:39.360 --> 04:39:43.560
Because when you upgrade it, it gives you more movement speed and more attack speed.

04:39:43.560 --> 04:39:44.060
Oh!

04:39:44.060 --> 04:39:46.060
Yes, exactly

04:39:48.220 --> 04:39:54.480
Okay, so now you're gonna want to run straight to the grubs so start pinging your team on the purple fuckers

04:39:54.620 --> 04:40:02.040
No purple fuckers. There you go. Yep. So I think now ping on top of your Heimer who's your top laner your bitty donger

04:40:02.540 --> 04:40:07.580
There you go. Nice good. There you go. Good communication. So communication

04:40:07.580 --> 04:40:09.580
But now he's coming, see, he's coming.

04:40:09.580 --> 04:40:14.080
Exactly, yes, yes, because when you command them, they come. Does that make sense?

04:40:14.080 --> 04:40:14.580
Yep, yep.

04:40:14.580 --> 04:40:15.580
Go for the echo, go for the echo.

04:40:17.080 --> 04:40:20.080
Okay, now you can sound it, you can sound it. Sound the rubs?

04:40:20.080 --> 04:40:23.080
So now, if the echo walks up too far, you go for it.

04:40:25.080 --> 04:40:28.080
So now, your goal is you're gonna play on this, but if they...

04:40:28.080 --> 04:40:31.080
Always do objective before camp, if you're both a manable.

04:40:32.080 --> 04:40:34.080
And at this stage of the game, yes.

04:40:34.080 --> 04:40:38.920
There's a lot more that goes into it because a lot of the time you want to suss lane priority, but

04:40:39.920 --> 04:40:41.920
Fucking idiot

04:40:42.320 --> 04:40:47.000
Autoed and ran what yeah, he could have but he's a fucking worthless piece of shit scum fuck

04:40:47.000 --> 04:40:49.440
So it's like more likely to get like stolen there

04:40:50.040 --> 04:40:53.600
Yep, but yeah, so Jinxy and your elo right now

04:40:53.600 --> 04:41:01.200
You can always prioritize objectives before camps always because most of the time people aren't gonna like can test them when you're higher

04:41:01.200 --> 04:41:08.200
That's when you're going to use concepts like lane priority, because you see how you pinged your top laner and he walked?

04:41:08.200 --> 04:41:09.200
Yeah.

04:41:09.200 --> 04:41:15.200
If your top laner was under turret, what if the enemy team walks and now echoes the one with help and not you?

04:41:15.200 --> 04:41:20.200
Exactly. No, yeah, like only go for objectives when it's like free and available.

04:41:20.200 --> 04:41:22.200
Exactly, yes.

04:41:22.200 --> 04:41:26.200
Don't just 1v3 dragon and die, and then play your team.

04:41:26.200 --> 04:41:28.200
Like a braindead, iron.

04:41:28.200 --> 04:41:33.620
Exactly, and that's even the mistake I wanted to understand that even I mean because even me sometimes I just do it

04:41:33.620 --> 04:41:37.680
And then my team is not done. I'm like, oh, well, they can all get cancer. Yeah, you know, I mean

04:41:39.600 --> 04:41:45.120
Okay snow Jinxie I want you to hold tab and I want you to see something. Are you ready? Look at your CS count

04:41:46.120 --> 04:41:48.500
What's your what's the number? What's the number next to your character?

04:41:49.500 --> 04:41:51.500
Is that the highest number in the game?

04:41:51.640 --> 04:41:53.640
Yep, yeah

04:41:53.640 --> 04:41:58.920
Fucking god, baby. You said that shit. Well, what is that? Don't you see that? What's that?

04:41:59.560 --> 04:42:01.240
What?

04:42:01.240 --> 04:42:07.320
Question of the bat. That's okay. What is that portal from behind me? Oh, okay. I can go to that for now

04:42:07.320 --> 04:42:13.200
That's too much information for you, but essentially that portal is like, you know how every game there's like

04:42:13.800 --> 04:42:16.280
Up for the dragon that gives you like a soul. Yeah

04:42:17.120 --> 04:42:23.440
So the way it works is after your second dragon that you get or that anybody gets after the second dragon dies

04:42:23.440 --> 04:42:31.080
There's something called a map that spawns where the entire map becomes slightly different based on the next dragons

04:42:31.080 --> 04:42:33.080
Are gonna spawn until the end?

04:42:35.320 --> 04:42:41.360
Okay, it's it's so much info it's so much info all right take your gromp and then after your gromp we're gonna look bot okay

04:42:44.360 --> 04:42:46.360
Yeah, I know

04:42:46.360 --> 04:42:50.360
I gotta pass a lot of the guy, I can't be doing shit like that.

04:42:50.360 --> 04:42:53.360
Okay, okay, so look, recall then, recall, recall.

04:42:53.360 --> 04:42:55.360
Why am I telling you to recall?

04:42:55.360 --> 04:42:56.360
Think.

04:42:56.360 --> 04:42:59.360
Yeah, I have no cancer, that's the hundred dollars you recall.

04:42:59.360 --> 04:43:03.360
Exactly, and what else is there on the other side of the map?

04:43:03.360 --> 04:43:04.360
Talk to me!

04:43:04.360 --> 04:43:06.360
Get the merchants, mercury shreds.

04:43:08.360 --> 04:43:10.360
There you go, yes!

04:43:10.360 --> 04:43:13.360
So when there's nothing on our side of the map

04:43:13.360 --> 04:43:17.840
And we see something spawning on the other side, what do we do?

04:43:18.840 --> 04:43:20.040
We go to the other side of the map?

04:43:20.440 --> 04:43:25.360
Exactly! But we don't walk there, we recall so we can spend our gold, right?

04:43:25.760 --> 04:43:26.260
Yep.

04:43:27.240 --> 04:43:28.480
There you go, alright.

04:43:28.800 --> 04:43:33.040
So now, what you're gonna do is you're gonna take the crab, because you're mugging the fuck out of him, okay?

04:43:34.080 --> 04:43:36.480
You don't... Okay, so you can smite it, nice, now fight him.

04:43:36.600 --> 04:43:40.280
E, I want you to E, and I want you to control R and then plus R.

04:43:40.280 --> 04:43:42.280
I

04:43:57.240 --> 04:44:02.160
Mean bro, that was a quick scheme of leaving her. I think yes might have been spurting I'm not even kidding

04:44:03.720 --> 04:44:08.120
Dude, I wanted to look at how much I'm P. Just got how much does that say? Wow

04:44:10.280 --> 04:44:12.280
24!

04:44:12.280 --> 04:44:14.280
24, baby!

04:44:14.280 --> 04:44:18.280
Bro, you know what it means, do you know what it means, Jinxie?

04:44:18.280 --> 04:44:19.280
Yeah.

04:44:19.280 --> 04:44:20.280
You know what it means?

04:44:20.280 --> 04:44:23.280
It means that before you were plus 23, now you're plus 24.

04:44:23.280 --> 04:44:28.280
That means if you keep winning, you're going to go up to 25, 6 and 7.

04:44:28.280 --> 04:44:32.280
So you're literally getting to a point where Riot thanks you are smurfing.

04:44:32.280 --> 04:44:36.280
So they give you so much more LP and put you in harder lobbies.

04:44:36.280 --> 04:44:41.740
Like yo this guy this jinxie guy he doesn't fucking belong here

04:44:43.120 --> 04:44:49.720
Not that I'm on a three game winning streak in ranked bro. Holy shit. That's my first ever three game winning streak

04:44:49.720 --> 04:44:51.720
Yeah, first ever bro

04:44:52.000 --> 04:44:56.680
First and listen game winning streak by the end of this game. It's gonna be a four game win streak

04:44:56.680 --> 04:45:01.880
You're gonna go on a 50 game win streak straight to fucking silver understood

04:45:01.880 --> 04:45:06.240
Yes, yes, I've done more like opening the rooms again. You chose the wrong ones

04:45:07.520 --> 04:45:09.520
Okay, wrapping attacks been DPS

04:45:11.600 --> 04:45:13.920
Yep, oh, yo, I'm searching about the rooms

04:45:14.320 --> 04:45:19.000
Yeah, are they always in the exact same three positions every time for every champion or does it change?

04:45:19.000 --> 04:45:24.160
I think sometimes it changes, but you know, we can actually do like here

04:45:24.200 --> 04:45:26.640
We're gonna make it right now. So you know about to do this shit again

04:45:26.640 --> 04:45:30.080
I want you to click where it says so lock in just lock in

04:45:30.080 --> 04:45:33.080
So I want you to click where it says Warwick Lethal Tempo.

04:45:33.080 --> 04:45:34.080
No, no, no, don't click this.

04:45:34.080 --> 04:45:35.080
Don't click this.

04:45:35.080 --> 04:45:39.080
Click where it says Warwick Lethal Tempo, like the actual bar.

04:45:39.080 --> 04:45:40.080
Okay.

04:45:40.080 --> 04:45:41.080
Uh, fuck.

04:45:41.080 --> 04:45:42.080
Okay, wait.

04:45:42.080 --> 04:45:44.080
Click the little, uh, the room page next to it.

04:45:44.080 --> 04:45:46.080
Like the room page next to it.

04:45:46.080 --> 04:45:47.080
Yep, there.

04:45:47.080 --> 04:45:48.080
Click it.

04:45:48.080 --> 04:45:49.080
Okay.

04:45:49.080 --> 04:45:50.080
Click the plus sign at the top.

04:45:50.080 --> 04:45:51.080
Right next to save.

04:45:51.080 --> 04:45:52.080
Click the plus.

04:45:52.080 --> 04:45:53.080
Okay.

04:45:53.080 --> 04:45:56.080
Uh, click on the left one, precision.

04:45:56.080 --> 04:46:02.840
Now, click on the lethal tempo, so the second one, yep, so there's four, I'm going to talk,

04:46:02.840 --> 04:46:11.360
no, okay, click the second one, yep, click the middle one, yep, the left one, the right

04:46:11.360 --> 04:46:19.240
one, now click the blue thing, at the top you see the little blue one, it's a, no, no,

04:46:19.240 --> 04:46:23.160
the other one, the second one, not the fourth one, so click where it says inspiration, click

04:46:23.160 --> 04:46:41.560
Click that little symbol, now click the second one, click the middle and bottom middle ones.

04:46:41.560 --> 04:46:47.280
Now click that one, click, now what you're going to do is click on below it, you see

04:46:47.280 --> 04:47:00.000
out little yellow sword okay click the middle one left and right now do save and

04:47:00.000 --> 04:47:05.520
now I want you to what says new rune page two to the left of it like you see

04:47:05.520 --> 04:47:10.440
what says new rune's page two click no no okay no no no stop stop stop okay

04:47:10.440 --> 04:47:13.800
never mind that's what yeah so now backspace all this and name it whatever

04:47:13.800 --> 04:47:18.440
whatever you want. Name it something. But you can do it fast. Name it something fucking

04:47:18.440 --> 04:47:28.840
insane. Okay, good. Now press enter, enter and save. Enter and save. Nice. Good! That's

04:47:28.840 --> 04:47:34.240
fucking Jadywick, baby! Dude, I'm on a three game winning streak now. That's my biggest

04:47:34.240 --> 04:47:39.840
winning streak in League of Legends history. If we win this, this will be four in a row!

04:47:39.840 --> 04:47:45.180
Yep, hey, that's what I'm fucking looking for and look you're against a hechrom in this game now

04:47:45.180 --> 04:47:48.680
What is warwick do to hechrom? I actually don't know does he beat hechrom?

04:47:49.000 --> 04:47:53.960
He fucks him in the fucking asshole. Why cuz hechrom's fast but warwick's faster

04:47:54.280 --> 04:48:00.620
No, because the thing is that if hechrom ever tries fighting you you're just always a better fighter than he has always got it

04:48:01.800 --> 04:48:07.760
In order for a hechrom to win this matchup the hechrom needs to be like insanely good, but this guy's ironed sir fine

04:48:07.760 --> 04:48:18.760
Let's look at the log. Our team has four irons and a bronze. That guy doesn't have a rank.

04:48:18.760 --> 04:48:25.760
It's because that guy has streamer mode enabled. When you enable streamer mode,

04:48:25.760 --> 04:48:31.760
you can either make it so that no one can see your name or no one can see your name and they also can't see your rank.

04:48:31.760 --> 04:48:36.460
My chat is saying Yanara OMG Yanara

04:48:39.060 --> 04:48:45.220
All right, so now Jinxie I want you to buy right now what did we learn from last game about when we clear early?

04:48:46.100 --> 04:48:52.100
Just kite don't overgrown overgrown is just exactly yes wait so it's my teammates in my stream

04:48:52.100 --> 04:48:54.100
We went in this jitty with bro

04:48:54.620 --> 04:49:01.100
Because then that's four wins in a row guys exactly and listen jitty gets what jitty wants doesn't he?

04:49:01.760 --> 04:49:06.860
Yeah, yes, but Jin see I want you to understand that right now. It's like

04:49:07.320 --> 04:49:11.200
It's like okay. Let me ask you a question. Would you ever go to a daycare?

04:49:11.840 --> 04:49:13.440
Well, what is this?

04:49:13.440 --> 04:49:16.780
It's a word but answer. Would you ever go to a daycare? Yes or no?

04:49:17.280 --> 04:49:18.400
um

04:49:18.400 --> 04:49:20.840
I mean if I had a kid in like 10 years or something

04:49:21.080 --> 04:49:24.720
But imagine like tomorrow would you go to a daycare? Yes or no? No

04:49:25.240 --> 04:49:28.160
Because you don't fucking belong there, right? Yeah

04:49:28.160 --> 04:49:35.200
It's the same with you and iron bro. Why the fuck are you so sure if you don't belong here?

04:49:35.800 --> 04:49:37.800
You're right. I belong in bronze

04:49:38.600 --> 04:49:40.840
Yes, I belong in bronze

04:49:41.880 --> 04:49:43.880
I'm gonna get it tonight

04:49:44.880 --> 04:49:47.240
Tonight's tonight. We can run thought that's come on

04:49:48.000 --> 04:49:52.760
All right, so now what we're doing you're playing for the blue. Oh, it's like this might spike. Oh

04:49:54.680 --> 04:49:57.600
Yeah, you have to run. Okay, just kill him. You need to kill him

04:49:58.160 --> 04:50:08.780
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest you're getting those to this game

04:50:08.780 --> 04:50:15.940
1 million percent yes like it's they're not even a doubt in my mind go to your

04:50:15.940 --> 04:50:20.780
red buff your red buff yep you have to go for your right now it's fine it's not

04:50:20.780 --> 04:50:25.660
like he's gonna be good no exactly he ghosts because his parents abandoned him

04:50:25.660 --> 04:50:29.860
at birth so as a result he has to watch like streamers and get attention from

04:50:29.860 --> 04:50:34.660
them because he never got any from his birth parents. Does that make sense? Yes I deal with that on TGF.

04:50:34.660 --> 04:50:41.020
Okay so now listen you're going for the red buff okay now what we're gonna do is

04:50:41.020 --> 04:50:47.740
after the red buff you're gonna go crugs into raptors alright. Now start kiting

04:50:47.740 --> 04:50:53.580
your camp you can smite this you can smite this. But it's okay listen it's

04:50:53.580 --> 04:51:00.080
It's something that you learn, where your smite is like your oh shit button, where if it looks bad you have to use it, okay?

04:51:00.080 --> 04:51:01.580
No, Krugs, Krugs, Krugs.

04:51:03.080 --> 04:51:04.080
Yep, control W.

04:51:06.080 --> 04:51:10.080
Don't go for this, don't go for this. You're already too far behind, we don't want to even go for the behind.

04:51:10.580 --> 04:51:11.080
Yeah.

04:51:12.080 --> 04:51:13.080
I got you guys.

04:51:15.080 --> 04:51:20.080
Alright, so now listen, you're gonna take these Krugs, after the Krugs you're going Raptors, okay?

04:51:23.580 --> 04:51:26.580
I'm actually mad because that one's on me.

04:51:26.580 --> 04:51:29.580
Yeah, but if I smite, I then smite and I kill him.

04:51:29.580 --> 04:51:34.580
Yeah, but Jinx, he's ghosting because he's a shitty fucking player, and if he doesn't ghost, he doesn't win.

04:51:34.580 --> 04:51:40.580
So what that means is all you have to do is just play the game normally, and he's gonna fucking lose because of how fucking doll shit he is.

04:51:40.580 --> 04:51:41.580
What does ghosting even mean?

04:51:41.580 --> 04:51:45.580
It's one that, like, watching your stream for information.

04:51:47.580 --> 04:51:48.580
Like stream sniping.

04:51:48.580 --> 04:51:49.580
Okay.

04:51:49.580 --> 04:51:53.040
Okay. Okay, so now you're going to look on the crab.

04:51:53.040 --> 04:51:56.340
So take the crab.

04:51:56.340 --> 04:52:01.300
Do not use your E or W because you might be fighting your own list.

04:52:01.300 --> 04:52:03.740
And then after this, I want you to walk to his boobah.

04:52:03.740 --> 04:52:06.700
Now start pinging on his boobah while you walk there.

04:52:06.700 --> 04:52:10.620
Okay, go go top crab top crab top crab top crab top the top...

04:52:10.620 --> 04:52:13.080
Yep, run on the way through.

04:52:13.080 --> 04:52:16.680
Now ping your play and then ping him on the top crab.

04:52:16.680 --> 04:52:18.320
Pin-hole, pin-hole.

04:52:18.320 --> 04:52:23.440
Just ignore it. Just go to top grab. Just start ping on the crab. Start ping. Just start ping.

04:52:23.440 --> 04:52:25.440
Start ping. Just ping for help. Start ping for help.

04:52:26.080 --> 04:52:28.960
Yeah, but I know, but start ping. Okay, Jinx, go back. Go back.

04:52:29.520 --> 04:52:31.520
Yeah, you know, just fight. Just fight. It's okay.

04:52:31.840 --> 04:52:34.000
You got this? At 600, you smite this.

04:52:35.120 --> 04:52:37.120
Uh, no, man, you have to run.

04:52:37.120 --> 04:52:39.120
Pussy. Yeah, but you can't pussy.

04:52:48.320 --> 04:52:55.320
Okay, um, so what we're gonna do now, it's fine. Listen, the worst thing that we can do right now is stealth.

04:52:55.320 --> 04:53:01.320
So as long as we're just chilled, it's 4 game win streak. Now press P and buy your items. We got this shit, okay?

04:53:01.320 --> 04:53:06.320
Buy buy your team up. Yeah, right click the team up. Good. So now what we're gonna do is you're gonna walk to your ground.

04:53:06.320 --> 04:53:10.320
I want you to drone top. Drones top. Give me the information top. Okay.

04:53:10.320 --> 04:53:13.320
Uh, drone mid. Drones mid again.

04:53:13.320 --> 04:53:18.320
I want her to walk mid.

04:53:18.320 --> 04:53:20.320
Yep, they're just going to walk there.

04:53:20.320 --> 04:53:22.320
Through the bush, through the river, through the river.

04:53:22.320 --> 04:53:24.320
You don't want through the sheriff.

04:53:24.320 --> 04:53:26.320
Now she knows you're coming.

04:53:26.320 --> 04:53:29.320
Okay, so you have to back up now.

04:53:29.320 --> 04:53:31.320
Now you have to just go for your grove.

04:53:31.320 --> 04:53:34.320
So do you know why that gang failed?

04:53:34.320 --> 04:53:36.320
Because she saw me coming.

04:53:36.320 --> 04:53:39.320
Yep, so how do we avoid having her see come in the future?

04:53:39.320 --> 04:53:41.320
Always copy the bush.

04:53:41.320 --> 04:53:47.080
exactly yes yes yeah exactly it's like we can have you going out in broad daylight

04:53:47.080 --> 04:53:52.000
you need to be using the the fucking the nights to cover your tracks is on the

04:53:52.000 --> 04:54:04.800
sun so I want you to join me so I just want to do this you're you're so fine

04:54:04.800 --> 04:54:09.400
you're so fine trust me now what you're gonna do is you're gonna go to your

04:54:09.400 --> 04:54:15.840
Raptors and I want to draw a Medigan so clear this and then one more auto attack one more auto attack one more

04:54:15.840 --> 04:54:19.000
No the wolf is the wolf the wolf the wolf okay now go to your Raptors

04:54:19.800 --> 04:54:24.880
So we're gonna do Raptors into Krugs. It's a bad early, but you can still come back easily, okay?

04:54:27.080 --> 04:54:32.640
Okay, so how we're gonna come back is you're gonna play for the Raptors and then after the Raptors we're gonna go for our Krugs

04:54:32.640 --> 04:54:34.640
All right

04:54:34.720 --> 04:54:36.720
Now clear it clear

04:54:39.400 --> 04:54:46.400
Okay, so after the Krugs, we can maybe look on the dragon, but the reason, oh look, Hecarim's walking to the dragon.

04:54:46.400 --> 04:54:50.400
So now clear your Krugs and I want to start pinging your team to go to the dragon.

04:54:50.400 --> 04:54:53.400
Ping them. Go, start pinging, spamming, yep.

04:54:53.400 --> 04:54:55.400
There you go, your Pace already moving.

04:54:55.400 --> 04:54:58.400
So now finish this as fast as you can and then walk towards it.

04:54:58.400 --> 04:55:01.400
Drone bot, drone on river, drone on river.

04:55:01.400 --> 04:55:04.400
Where everyone is drone. Yep, so now right click there, right click there, right click.

04:55:04.400 --> 04:55:08.400
Yep, good. So now walk, now press W, press W and go in, press W and go in.

04:55:08.400 --> 04:55:10.400
I'll be in going

04:55:11.800 --> 04:55:17.520
This is good. This is gonna this good. I'm not on her crib though. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. No

04:55:21.600 --> 04:55:23.680
Hold it hold your cue. Yeah

04:55:24.400 --> 04:55:30.820
Dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon. No q on her q on her keep fighting her flash. I want your flash on her

04:55:30.920 --> 04:55:32.920
Nice auto auto

04:55:32.920 --> 04:55:34.920
Yes! No! Yes!

04:55:34.920 --> 04:55:36.920
Yeah, try! Yes!

04:55:36.920 --> 04:55:38.920
Oh my god!

04:55:38.920 --> 04:55:41.920
You actually can't drag Jynx, run away, run away, run away, you can't do this, you can't do this.

04:55:41.920 --> 04:55:46.920
Walk to, no, not that bush, walk towards your base, towards your base, towards your base, your base.

04:55:46.920 --> 04:55:49.920
Oh my god, I went the wrong way, I went the wrong way, I jumped that, I went the wrong way, I jumped that.

04:55:49.920 --> 04:55:51.920
Okay, I want you to press E right now, press E right now, now, now, now.

04:55:51.920 --> 04:55:54.920
And then E again, E now, E now!

04:55:55.920 --> 04:55:59.920
No, I went the wrong way, I jumped that. I've never done that before.

04:56:00.680 --> 04:56:07.720
It's okay listen we focus on the good bro. We focus on the good not the bad okay, so now buy your team at let's go

04:56:07.720 --> 04:56:09.720
You're wasting time buy your team at

04:56:11.040 --> 04:56:13.540
Record the blader and king you have a thousand three hundred gold

04:56:15.480 --> 04:56:18.080
Yep now walk walk there you go perfect

04:56:21.560 --> 04:56:24.520
All right, we're almost as high as a click there

04:56:24.520 --> 04:56:31.380
Yeah, no, it's okay. It's okay. I mean you probably do have a clip but not the good kind so it's it's okay

04:56:31.920 --> 04:56:33.920
Um, so now we're

04:56:33.920 --> 04:56:40.200
So now let's fight the blue. It's like the blue. All right, and then now we're gonna poke your top to bottom. Okay much out of sight

04:56:43.360 --> 04:56:47.340
Listen, you're doing better than Marlin at the very least okay, so you're good

04:56:47.340 --> 04:56:52.120
Q it, Q it, Q it, use your abilities one.

04:56:52.120 --> 04:56:56.440
So when your abilities are on cooldown, especially on Warwick, when your Q is on cooldown, that's

04:56:56.440 --> 04:56:57.680
when you can drone.

04:56:57.680 --> 04:57:00.120
As long as you're kiting out the camps though, okay?

04:57:00.120 --> 04:57:03.440
No, no, no, go for the whubs, the whubs, the whubs, the whubs.

04:57:03.440 --> 04:57:05.440
So like why would I not go grubs to you?

04:57:05.440 --> 04:57:07.480
I just don't understand stuff like that.

04:57:07.480 --> 04:57:11.520
So it's because right now you just cleared the grump, so if you clear the grump and then

04:57:11.520 --> 04:57:15.880
you do grubs and then afterwards you walk back, then it kind of fucks up this quadrant.

04:57:15.880 --> 04:57:19.680
So you always want to clear a quadrant before going, so now go for the crab, now you can

04:57:19.680 --> 04:57:20.680
go for the crab.

04:57:20.680 --> 04:57:24.400
So it's like, think of it like you always want to clear a quadrant, right?

04:57:24.400 --> 04:57:26.820
Or not even start one before you go for plays.

04:57:26.820 --> 04:57:30.720
That way if timers get fucked, it only gets fucked on one side of the map.

04:57:30.720 --> 04:57:31.720
You see what I'm getting at?

04:57:31.720 --> 04:57:32.720
Yeah, that one was my solid action.

04:57:32.720 --> 04:57:33.720
No, that's okay, here.

04:57:33.720 --> 04:57:41.000
So press E, I want to press E, E, E, E, yeah whatever.

04:57:41.000 --> 04:57:43.520
Just go clear your wrappers, go clear wrappers.

04:57:43.520 --> 04:57:45.040
We don't have to be too worried right now.

04:57:45.040 --> 04:57:50.520
We got this shit. We got jiddy wick. We can't lose with jiddy wick. Can I just wrecked while watching your gameplay?

04:57:50.640 --> 04:57:52.640
Your dog shit

04:57:54.200 --> 04:57:56.200
Crash your car

04:58:01.720 --> 04:58:05.320
No, go for the red. Well, so now viewers should know a lot about dog shit considering

04:58:05.320 --> 04:58:08.920
That's what his foster parents fed him every single day instead of real food for years, right?

04:58:08.920 --> 04:58:19.800
Okay, so like now what you're gonna do is you're gonna be going for the red and then after the red we're gonna go for the

04:58:19.800 --> 04:58:27.600
Crods. Now why don't you do drone bot, drone bot, show me what's happening here. While you're clearing this,

04:58:27.600 --> 04:58:33.600
show me. So smite this and then we can run bot. Smite this and then we run bot. There you go, good.

04:58:33.600 --> 04:58:39.200
All right, so now let's go run bot run bot let's go you do not need to press w because you already have your mark on them

04:58:39.200 --> 04:58:40.240
Run at that

04:58:40.240 --> 04:58:42.600
You're on it nice. I like that you walk through

04:58:43.200 --> 04:58:45.200
Okay, that's something that's good

04:58:46.120 --> 04:58:53.760
Good, okay now hold Q you all right E auto attack them misfortune you need to auto attack them misfortune auto attack them misfortune

04:58:54.600 --> 04:58:56.600
Good, okay nice

04:58:57.440 --> 04:59:03.000
All right, so now Jinxie you're gonna want to recall actually press P press P

04:59:03.600 --> 04:59:07.600
Okay, so you need 2000 gold. You can't wait. So now recall.

04:59:07.600 --> 04:59:12.600
Jinxy, I want you to get used to holding Q, okay?

04:59:12.600 --> 04:59:18.600
When you're trying to run people down, you have to hold Q, okay?

04:59:18.600 --> 04:59:19.600
Got it.

04:59:19.600 --> 04:59:25.600
Alright, so now go to your top crab. Maybe we're going to take the grubs, alright?

04:59:25.600 --> 04:59:31.600
all right

04:59:31.600 --> 04:59:35.720
my grandma can play better than this since she's blind

04:59:35.720 --> 04:59:38.320
well it's a good thing that she's blind and so she doesn't have to look at that ugly

04:59:38.320 --> 04:59:39.440
fox face

04:59:39.440 --> 04:59:40.800
so now what we're going to do

04:59:40.800 --> 04:59:46.360
is we're going to play for the crowd, alright, you can see

04:59:46.360 --> 04:59:47.640
yep, so now look for this

04:59:47.640 --> 04:59:48.640
go for the grubs

04:59:48.640 --> 04:59:51.640
you got this

04:59:51.640 --> 04:59:55.120
yep, this is blind

04:59:55.120 --> 04:59:58.020
Okay now press E and fight E, E, E, right?

04:59:58.020 --> 05:00:03.180
Yep, you got this, just fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight!

05:00:03.180 --> 05:00:05.020
Good, now get your grubs, get your grubs.

05:00:05.020 --> 05:00:06.520
Guys like below iron.

05:00:06.520 --> 05:00:10.420
Yeah, no, this guy's a piece of shit, but it's fine because you're not.

05:00:10.420 --> 05:00:14.220
Now why don't you join mid? Join mid? Join mid, join mid, join mid.

05:00:14.220 --> 05:00:19.520
Okay, I want you to go, yeah, honestly, you can run at this.

05:00:19.520 --> 05:00:23.720
Go to enemy headcrumbs rafters, enemy headcrumbs rafters, they're right there.

05:00:23.720 --> 05:00:25.020
The cambo you see on your screen.

05:00:25.520 --> 05:00:26.420
Yep, look there.

05:00:28.020 --> 05:00:29.320
You can't get there, you can't get there.

05:00:29.720 --> 05:00:30.720
Okay, slot's gone.

05:00:30.720 --> 05:00:31.920
Alright, oh, there you go.

05:00:31.920 --> 05:00:32.520
Take it.

05:00:32.520 --> 05:00:33.520
So now I want you to...

05:00:33.520 --> 05:00:34.320
Uhh...

05:00:34.320 --> 05:00:37.320
Okay, flash over this wall and ult her.

05:00:37.320 --> 05:00:39.120
I want you to flash over this one, ult her.

05:00:39.620 --> 05:00:40.120
Okay?

05:00:40.520 --> 05:00:41.120
Nice.

05:00:41.820 --> 05:00:42.620
Oh my god, that was so nice!

05:00:42.620 --> 05:00:43.320
NICE!

05:00:43.320 --> 05:00:43.720
Now hold c-

05:00:43.720 --> 05:00:44.720
That was so nice!

05:00:44.720 --> 05:00:45.220
Good!

05:00:45.220 --> 05:00:47.520
Oh my god, I didn't know you could flash through walls.

05:00:47.920 --> 05:00:48.720
Yes, you can.

05:00:48.720 --> 05:00:49.820
So, but that was amazing.

05:00:49.820 --> 05:00:51.220
Snark and Runch are at bot, okay?

05:00:53.720 --> 05:00:56.720
Yep, one through the river. Like this is fine.

05:00:56.720 --> 05:00:59.720
Yeah, you can flash over anything. This is good.

05:00:59.720 --> 05:01:03.720
Okay, so now Jinxie. I want you to press W now.

05:01:03.720 --> 05:01:05.720
And you're gonna go for the misfortune. Misfortune.

05:01:05.720 --> 05:01:08.720
So I want you to go in on the misfortune, okay?

05:01:08.720 --> 05:01:11.720
Not this way, the misfortune.

05:01:11.720 --> 05:01:15.720
Okay, you need to fight this way now because she's, uh, she got away.

05:01:15.720 --> 05:01:18.720
Either that or just walk. Oh, oh, good dodge.

05:01:18.720 --> 05:01:20.720
Okay, just try walking away.

05:01:20.720 --> 05:01:30.720
I can't move. Can I get some help, please? Can I get some fucking help? Can I get some help?

05:01:30.720 --> 05:01:36.720
I come in a 25 second fight. What did I do wrong there?

05:01:36.720 --> 05:01:40.720
Okay, so what you did wrong there was that we knew we wanted to kill them as fortune

05:01:40.720 --> 05:01:45.720
but you didn't cut her off properly so she was able to just run past you while the swing hit you.

05:01:45.720 --> 05:01:52.160
Because when you get hit you lose your movement speed, so you need to run in a way where even if you get hit you can

05:01:52.160 --> 05:01:54.160
So run them

05:01:55.760 --> 05:01:58.880
All right, and I'll buy your boots by boots as well your boots boots boots boots

05:01:58.880 --> 05:02:05.600
And now yeah, where you're gonna lose you're gonna go for the Krugs your Krugs Krugs Krugs Krugs Krugs Krugs

05:02:05.600 --> 05:02:10.520
Yep there, so why are you going for Krugs because your alt is up in 20 seconds

05:02:10.520 --> 05:02:16.300
So if you go Krugs and then you go Raptors your ult is gonna be up for a dragon fight. You understand got it

05:02:16.640 --> 05:02:18.640
John met John met

05:02:19.200 --> 05:02:22.360
All right, take this and then John met it. Okay. She's low. All right

05:02:22.360 --> 05:02:25.480
So what we're gonna do is we're gonna take this and then after I wanted you to actually

05:02:26.200 --> 05:02:29.000
Go for the Raptors and then you're gonna go for the crap Raptors

05:02:31.800 --> 05:02:35.360
Now why are we doing Raptors before we leave our jungle and go in the river I

05:02:35.360 --> 05:02:43.580
I explained it earlier, go on the dragon, it's because we always want to finish one

05:02:43.580 --> 05:02:45.980
cauldron before looking for a play, okay?

05:02:45.980 --> 05:02:46.980
At least, okay?

05:02:46.980 --> 05:02:49.980
Just now one you to E and then hold Q, right?

05:02:49.980 --> 05:02:54.980
There you go, E, E, E, E, E, good, good, good, nice!

05:02:54.980 --> 05:03:00.100
Now take this, okay, now E and you're gonna have to go on her.

05:03:00.100 --> 05:03:02.540
E, E, E, E, nice, nice, nice!

05:03:02.540 --> 05:03:04.980
Okay, get the dragon now, you're good.

05:03:04.980 --> 05:03:11.460
I'm brought like iron is free. Yep. It is okay. You're playing nicer. That's fine. I

05:03:12.500 --> 05:03:14.500
Got dragon

05:03:14.940 --> 05:03:16.940
Coming back right

05:03:19.060 --> 05:03:23.860
All right, so now jinx where you're gonna do is I'm gonna want you to buy the plated steel caps

05:03:23.860 --> 05:03:28.580
I can't say work work work work work work work work. Let's go. It is okay

05:03:28.580 --> 05:03:32.740
So now you're gonna go straight to the reptiles. It's bonding in five seconds. I want to run straight there

05:03:32.740 --> 05:03:36.340
And then while you're running there, you're gonna all chat.

05:03:40.020 --> 05:03:48.020
Hecarim has been obsessed with ghosts ever since his parents died in that horrible forest fire. No wonder he's ghosting.

05:03:52.980 --> 05:03:58.260
It's okay. All right, so now what we're gonna do is you're gonna look for the the reptile, okay?

05:03:58.260 --> 05:04:02.460
So just fight for this, nice.

05:04:02.460 --> 05:04:06.060
Do not use your E on this, you want to save your E in case they collapse somewhere, okay?

05:04:06.060 --> 05:04:08.460
Please hit the I, do you mean nothing in the back?

05:04:08.460 --> 05:04:09.460
Yeah, exactly.

05:04:09.460 --> 05:04:14.060
Think of it like a G-spot, when you hit him in the G-spot you do big damage, okay?

05:04:14.060 --> 05:04:15.060
Yeah.

05:04:15.060 --> 05:04:18.060
Like it's like you want to make the reptile nut and every time you hit the I, it's like

05:04:18.060 --> 05:04:21.460
you hit his G-spot so he becomes way closer to like Ashley's bust.

05:04:21.460 --> 05:04:22.460
I know.

05:04:22.460 --> 05:04:26.460
Alright, so now after this you're going to run top, get the I and then run top, top,

05:04:56.460 --> 05:05:01.340
now snow jinx you remember what I told you if you already have your blood

05:05:01.340 --> 05:05:05.220
sent on them you do not need to use your W remember it

05:05:05.220 --> 05:05:14.260
okay got it yeah it does but it's only because it makes your move it's when you

05:05:14.260 --> 05:05:19.500
level it up it gives you it longer in like in general right so the thing is

05:05:19.500 --> 05:05:22.820
that if they already have it on them it's like you're just reapplying it for

05:05:22.820 --> 05:05:26.220
no reason like you're wasting a 50 second cooldown so if there's ever a blood

05:05:26.220 --> 05:05:28.640
Don't W exactly. Yes

05:05:32.340 --> 05:05:35.780
Alright, but you're doing great, bro. This is your game to carry on your fucking doing it

05:05:35.780 --> 05:05:38.780
Yeah, so I want you to admit Joe met it. You're a man. You're a man

05:05:39.940 --> 05:05:45.220
Playing these players. You are you are you're actually fucking actually feel like I'm better than iron at this point

05:05:45.940 --> 05:05:48.720
You can't fight me. They can't they lose every fight

05:05:49.280 --> 05:05:54.100
Yes, because you're fucking jitty wicker, bro. How the fuck can they fucking jitty play?

05:05:56.220 --> 05:05:58.220
my team is O and not

05:05:58.220 --> 05:06:00.220
is that even real?

05:06:00.220 --> 05:06:02.220
wait which one is?

05:06:02.220 --> 05:06:04.220
gnar is O and not

05:06:04.220 --> 05:06:06.220
yeah that's fine

05:06:06.220 --> 05:06:08.220
okay

05:06:08.220 --> 05:06:10.220
so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna rock straight bot

05:06:10.220 --> 05:06:12.220
okay now you already have a bot

05:06:12.220 --> 05:06:14.220
so you don't need to press W okay

05:06:14.220 --> 05:06:16.220
kill them as fortune then the swing

05:06:16.220 --> 05:06:18.220
as fortune then swing

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nice now swing

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okay

05:06:22.220 --> 05:06:24.220
okay

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KSing like it's actually fucking annoying. Yeah, but you deserve to get KS because use your fucking W, bro

05:06:29.360 --> 05:06:32.860
Why do you think you're W when he already has it on him?

05:06:34.860 --> 05:06:39.880
It's a 35 second cooldown you need to not do that, okay? Okay

05:06:40.360 --> 05:06:46.020
All right, so press P by yep Titanic Hydra. Yeah now you're gonna buy the death stands. Yep

05:06:46.280 --> 05:06:51.060
All right, so now walk straight top straight up straight up straight up top top top top top

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Like walk through the lane through the lane. Yep, you're walking through the lane

05:06:54.900 --> 05:07:00.060
Jiddy wick, Jiddy wick smells something in the air. Ooh, Jiddy wick smells something, right?

05:07:00.500 --> 05:07:02.500
Snow go

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Nice!

05:07:04.900 --> 05:07:06.900
Good!

05:07:07.140 --> 05:07:09.140
Good!

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Fuck, bro, I'm so fucking scared!

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Yes!

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you

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you

05:08:21.060 --> 05:08:23.120
you

05:08:51.060 --> 05:08:53.060
I

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Good okay, so now we're gonna do it is you're gonna watch shame it shame it shame it shame it

05:09:14.540 --> 05:09:18.740
And the reason why one you met press w press W so you have a button

05:09:18.740 --> 05:09:22.740
Nice. Keep going. Good. E. E again.

05:09:22.740 --> 05:09:27.740
Alright. Good R. Good R. No. Okay. Good. Good.

05:09:27.740 --> 05:09:32.740
Alright. Go on the swing. This is good. Hold Q on him. Hold Q.

05:09:32.740 --> 05:09:36.740
Okay. Go on the Hagrim. Just keep fighting. You just won this. You literally just won.

05:09:36.740 --> 05:09:40.740
Press E. E. E Q. Q. Q. Yup.

05:09:40.740 --> 05:09:44.740
Chase. Come on. You got this.

05:09:44.740 --> 05:09:45.940
Okay, now go in the queen.

05:09:45.940 --> 05:09:48.180
Uh, right click on the health, right click on the health!

05:09:49.220 --> 05:09:50.900
Oh yeah, just not gonna be able to jump into it.

05:09:50.900 --> 05:09:52.900
That would have been crazy, oh my god.

05:09:52.900 --> 05:09:54.660
Yep, but it's okay, listen.

05:09:54.660 --> 05:09:56.660
It's about you seeing the vision, right?

05:09:56.660 --> 05:09:58.820
Like, you saw the vision, so now you're good.

05:09:58.820 --> 05:09:59.300
Yeah, yeah.

05:10:00.260 --> 05:10:02.580
Bro, I'm telling you, I just solo carry every game when I...

05:10:03.140 --> 05:10:03.640
Yep.

05:10:03.860 --> 05:10:05.700
So now, Jynxie, buy your death stats.

05:10:06.500 --> 05:10:09.380
Remember what I told you about items that have the actives?

05:10:10.020 --> 05:10:10.520
Yeah.

05:10:11.140 --> 05:10:13.300
So, your Titanic Hydra is one.

05:10:13.300 --> 05:10:16.420
So when you're fighting, you can actually use your one.

05:10:16.420 --> 05:10:19.940
So when you start getting in the habit of using your active item,

05:10:19.940 --> 05:10:21.220
while you're fighting, okay?

05:10:22.740 --> 05:10:23.220
My two?

05:10:24.420 --> 05:10:27.220
Well, it's your one right now because it's on your first item slot,

05:10:27.220 --> 05:10:28.820
but you can put it to your two if you want.

05:10:29.460 --> 05:10:30.660
You have to put it to my two every game,

05:10:30.660 --> 05:10:32.580
because I've never put it to my two every time.

05:10:33.700 --> 05:10:35.860
Listen, you put it to whichever number you want to click,

05:10:35.860 --> 05:10:37.620
or that you feel like you can easily click.

05:10:37.620 --> 05:10:39.780
So now I want you to go to your blue,

05:10:41.380 --> 05:10:42.900
and you're going to top to bot full clear.

05:10:43.300 --> 05:10:49.420
Actually no run at the hacker, run at the hacker, run at the point in the game now where

05:10:49.420 --> 05:10:50.540
you can start fighting.

05:10:50.540 --> 05:11:09.340
Now the one you don't hold Q on them, okay, see, hold Q, good, hold it, no press one,

05:11:09.340 --> 05:11:12.340
Try passing one in the middle of the fight, and then also Q.

05:11:13.340 --> 05:11:14.340
CUT!

05:11:14.340 --> 05:11:16.340
Keep fighting, keep fighting. Go, go, go, Chase!

05:11:19.340 --> 05:11:21.340
Hey, don't chase, don't chase, you're good now.

05:11:21.340 --> 05:11:23.340
Okay, so now go to the Hecarim's Wolves.

05:11:23.340 --> 05:11:25.340
Actually, no, Ping Baron, Ping Baron.

05:11:25.340 --> 05:11:28.340
Go Baron, go Baron, Ping Baron. Ping it, you need your team. Ping.

05:11:28.340 --> 05:11:29.340
Stop Ping, get...

05:11:30.340 --> 05:11:32.340
Okay, now Jinxie.

05:11:32.340 --> 05:11:36.340
What is it about holding Q that makes it, like, hard for you to do it?

05:11:36.340 --> 05:11:37.340
Talk to me.

05:11:37.340 --> 05:11:39.340
Wait, I'm gonna die there and hold on to what I do.

05:11:39.340 --> 05:11:41.340
No you're not, you're good. Just fight this, fight that.

05:11:41.340 --> 05:11:45.340
But I was asking, what is it about holding Q that makes it hard for you to do it?

05:11:45.340 --> 05:11:47.340
I just feel like when I do it, it gets me back.

05:11:49.340 --> 05:11:51.340
Well, he does, but you just, you know, hold it, okay?

05:11:51.340 --> 05:11:53.340
Alright.

05:11:53.340 --> 05:11:56.340
I've 1,400 for spying, okay?

05:11:56.340 --> 05:11:58.340
Hold it for how long, you know?

05:11:58.340 --> 05:12:01.340
Until you go all the way through them, and then you can let it go.

05:12:01.340 --> 05:12:02.340
Got it.

05:12:02.340 --> 05:12:04.340
So now go top to bottom, full clear.

05:12:04.340 --> 05:12:09.340
So you're going to sell on your blue, top to bot, full clear.

05:12:09.340 --> 05:12:13.340
What if I test him out?

05:12:13.340 --> 05:12:15.340
Uh, no, you're okay.

05:12:15.340 --> 05:12:18.340
Actually, yeah, I want HG.

05:12:18.340 --> 05:12:20.340
I press, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

05:12:20.340 --> 05:12:23.340
Flash right, flash right, flash right.

05:12:23.340 --> 05:12:25.340
Okay, there you go.

05:12:25.340 --> 05:12:26.340
Yeah, yeah, just one.

05:12:26.340 --> 05:12:29.340
Alright, now go to your red, to your red buff.

05:12:29.340 --> 05:12:38.620
Okay, so after the red buff, we're going to try pushing a lane, okay?

05:12:38.620 --> 05:12:39.980
So I want you to take the red buff.

05:12:39.980 --> 05:12:42.900
Why don't we just fight with Baron right now?

05:12:42.900 --> 05:12:47.260
Well because Baron is more of a buff for your minions than it is for your combat.

05:12:47.260 --> 05:12:51.100
So that's why you want to play around lanes so that you can push turrets better.

05:12:51.100 --> 05:12:54.460
Think of it like it's a siege ink kind of like buff, okay?

05:12:54.460 --> 05:12:57.580
How about their dragon is a fighting buff, alright?

05:12:57.580 --> 05:12:58.580
Got it.

05:12:58.580 --> 05:13:03.320
so now because you have Baron you want to push bot so I wanted to get the crab

05:13:03.320 --> 05:13:09.740
get the sell crab and I want you to just push bot alright

05:13:11.120 --> 05:13:16.880
alright bot bot bot bot bot bot just go bot bot and push him in in waves because

05:13:16.880 --> 05:13:20.080
remember if you don't have the turrets you don't win the game so now kill the

05:13:20.080 --> 05:13:23.920
chogat on item like kill them in in waves and then if he walks up you kill him

05:13:23.920 --> 05:13:29.500
you get on ironically fight very easily keep going I want to use your word in

05:13:29.500 --> 05:13:33.000
that bush suppress fall on that bush welcome to that that bush right there

05:13:33.000 --> 05:13:37.320
that you see on your mouth there you go so now keep pushing keep pushing

05:13:37.320 --> 05:13:41.280
pushing ignore the ground keep pushing run at the turret okay look man look

05:13:41.280 --> 05:13:44.920
man drumming drumming drumming drumming follow your butt son follow your butt

05:13:44.920 --> 05:13:50.880
son this is jetties domain now domain expansion jettie wick let's go

05:13:53.920 --> 05:13:58.440
It's alright, listen, kill him as fortune, I'll chase the hacker, we're not letting him escape.

05:13:58.440 --> 05:14:00.940
He's a ghosting fanboy fuck, alright, kill him, swing.

05:14:00.940 --> 05:14:07.480
I know, chogat, chogat, chogat, this is a triple kill, this is a triple kill, E, Q, NICE!

05:14:07.480 --> 05:14:10.360
Jagged, jagged, jagged, jagged, jagged!

05:14:12.200 --> 05:14:13.680
I'm absolutely like, pollinating.

05:14:14.240 --> 05:14:17.240
Bro, I solo carry every game if I'm not used to get up close.

05:14:17.240 --> 05:14:20.160
Yes, I'm telling you bro, yes you are!

05:14:20.160 --> 05:14:34.100
Okay so after this blue I want you to recall okay so now recall control R so now you're

05:14:34.100 --> 05:14:42.220
going to buy open open your shop I want you to buy the sterax gauge remember which one

05:14:42.220 --> 05:14:46.740
that was all right and I walk mid

05:14:49.740 --> 05:15:02.180
okay so now what we're gonna do you're gonna look for mid okay okay now go just

05:15:02.180 --> 05:15:05.020
go for this you got this

05:15:05.020 --> 05:15:14.020
No? Fight, fight, fight, just fight, just fucking fight till the end, you don't have to arc.

05:15:14.020 --> 05:15:18.520
Alright, so now you're gonna go swing, swing, swing, swing, swing, good.

05:15:18.520 --> 05:15:21.020
I want you to hold your Q through him in one second.

05:15:21.020 --> 05:15:22.020
Er, okay.

05:15:22.020 --> 05:15:24.020
Run at him and hold it!

05:15:24.020 --> 05:15:25.020
Hold, okay.

05:15:25.020 --> 05:15:26.020
Uh, okay.

05:15:26.020 --> 05:15:27.020
Uh, alright.

05:15:27.020 --> 05:15:28.020
I'm holding it.

05:15:28.020 --> 05:15:31.020
Well, no, you weren't, but it's okay.

05:15:31.020 --> 05:15:33.020
It's because, okay, it's fine.

05:15:33.020 --> 05:15:37.180
Okay, so now walk up to the turd and start hitting the turret you can fight the heck room to

05:15:37.780 --> 05:15:39.780
Hit the turret. Okay

05:15:40.700 --> 05:15:42.700
Uh

05:15:43.340 --> 05:15:47.260
Q Q nice nice. Okay, maybe you got the swing too

05:15:48.620 --> 05:15:52.860
Yes, there you go. Good shit. Okay, so open seven

05:15:53.660 --> 05:15:58.300
No, Jinxie Jinxie look on the left side of your screen. Yeah, what about it? Okay?

05:15:58.460 --> 05:16:01.780
You see a little character model with the number next to it. Yeah

05:16:01.780 --> 05:16:08.780
That's how much damage you did in one fight.

05:16:08.780 --> 05:16:11.780
What?

05:16:11.780 --> 05:16:16.780
Bro, in one fight.

05:16:16.780 --> 05:16:21.780
Dude look at these blaming, oh my god look, you're a sellout, you're farming wolves in

05:16:21.780 --> 05:16:23.780
a fight, you got Diffed.

05:16:23.780 --> 05:16:26.780
Bro, that's the first time an enemy said that I Diffed his teammate.

05:16:26.780 --> 05:16:28.780
Exactly, yup.

05:16:28.780 --> 05:16:34.180
Okay, so now I want you to open your shop open your shop. I want you to search up BF

05:16:34.380 --> 05:16:38.780
You'll search up BF click here search BF. All right, and I'll just right click it good

05:16:39.300 --> 05:16:42.020
All right now what you're gonna do is you're gonna walk straight top

05:16:46.620 --> 05:16:53.300
You're gonna walk straight top and now you're just gonna push the top lane because in iron and bronze and silver

05:16:53.300 --> 05:16:57.640
people never end the game right so the way that you have to end the game is by

05:16:57.640 --> 05:17:04.820
pushing lanes so you can hit turrets okay got it okay so now go you got the

05:17:04.820 --> 05:17:07.140
shit

05:17:10.940 --> 05:17:19.500
matter practice holding my queue yep keep pushing keep pushing no top you stay

05:17:19.500 --> 05:17:24.060
They talk, they talk, because, yeah, but it's something that you can end, it's that even

05:17:24.060 --> 05:17:30.540
if you go, like Jinxy, kills allow you to push objectives so that you can get advantages.

05:17:30.540 --> 05:17:33.780
So if you're only ever playing for kills, you're never gonna end the game and you're

05:17:33.780 --> 05:17:35.300
gonna lose with 30 kills.

05:17:35.300 --> 05:17:39.980
So now, kill this turret, and then go for the inhibitor, the big circle, yeah, that's

05:17:39.980 --> 05:17:41.780
called an inhibitor.

05:17:41.780 --> 05:17:44.780
When you kill these, that's when the big minions spawn.

05:17:44.780 --> 05:17:51.780
So now why don't you press W and just fight till the end, fight till the end, just fight till the fucking end.

05:17:51.780 --> 05:17:53.780
Yep, yep, keep going, keep going, fight.

05:17:53.780 --> 05:17:56.780
Art, you got Art, you got Art, you got Art, you got Art!

05:17:57.780 --> 05:17:58.780
Sorry.

05:17:58.780 --> 05:18:00.780
We're out of 4v1.

05:18:00.780 --> 05:18:04.780
Yeah, but Jynxie, what if I told you that you could have won that 4v1?

05:18:04.780 --> 05:18:06.780
Yeah, no, I could have armed.

05:18:06.780 --> 05:18:09.780
Yeah, but do you want to know how you would have won that 4v1?

05:18:09.780 --> 05:18:10.780
How, how, how?

05:18:10.780 --> 05:18:16.780
So when you're selecting targets to fight, you always want to go for the person that you can easily kill first.

05:18:16.780 --> 05:18:21.780
So their Cho'Gath God's Opener is very low and he ran away, but then he walked back in.

05:18:21.780 --> 05:18:24.780
So when Cho'Gath walks in, what should we do to him when he's low?

05:18:24.780 --> 05:18:26.780
Yeah, just go for the lowest guy. I understand that, sorry.

05:18:26.780 --> 05:18:30.780
Exactly. Yep. So that's why. It's just like muscle memory.

05:18:30.780 --> 05:18:33.780
You're gonna have rough fights like that right now because you're still getting used to it.

05:18:33.780 --> 05:18:38.780
Now on a respawn, we're gonna get the Baron. After the Baron, it's gonna be out there, okay?

05:18:38.780 --> 05:18:41.780
An ally has been slain.

05:18:43.780 --> 05:18:45.780
Should I find anything else?

05:18:45.780 --> 05:18:47.780
Uh, no, you can't. You can't.

05:18:47.780 --> 05:18:49.780
So just walk straight to the baron.

05:18:51.780 --> 05:18:55.780
Chad, it wasn't the Marlin press-R. They told him to press-R for a minute. I have like a second.

05:18:55.780 --> 05:18:58.780
Yep. Okay, so now listen, Jinxie.

05:18:58.780 --> 05:19:04.780
When we're going in for this fight, remember, we don't want to target the tanks, okay?

05:19:04.780 --> 05:19:06.780
Yeah, no, I know. Target the MS first.

05:19:06.780 --> 05:19:13.780
Okay, so now what are you gonna do? Press W and go for the squishies. Yep, got it Miss Fortune, now it's juicy.

05:19:13.780 --> 05:19:20.780
After this Miss Fortune, I'm gonna start hitting them, and Quinn wants to turn on the Quinn. Go on the Quinn, on the Quinn, on the Quinn, on the Quinn.

05:19:20.780 --> 05:19:30.780
The Quinn, look, there's a Quadra! On the Quinn! There's a Quadra! Oh my god, I almost got it. I almost got Quad. I almost got Quad.

05:19:30.780 --> 05:19:35.580
alright that was that was insane so now look you're gonna get this and then what

05:19:35.580 --> 05:19:38.640
I want to do is walk to the edge of the bandit flash over the wall and watch

05:19:38.640 --> 05:19:44.240
off the edge of the pit flash over the wall alright I just go jogging it's

05:19:44.240 --> 05:19:50.840
too late now just go to the road test I have 19 kills

05:19:50.840 --> 05:19:58.400
wait give me one second I think my neighbor just knocked on the wall as I've

05:19:58.400 --> 05:20:05.400
in the screen. Wait one sec.

05:20:21.000 --> 05:20:24.640
They're all gonna die!

05:20:24.640 --> 05:20:26.640
keep respawning, buggy, use to that fucking screen

05:20:29.840 --> 05:20:31.040
okay, I'm back now

05:20:31.960 --> 05:20:33.480
bro, your neighbor is on top

05:20:34.940 --> 05:20:40.880
uh, no, it's cause my wall connects to like, one of their bedrooms

05:20:41.480 --> 05:20:42.760
but we got the dragon by the way

05:20:43.220 --> 05:20:43.720
yeah

05:20:44.080 --> 05:20:45.280
that's all that matters in life

05:20:45.480 --> 05:20:46.800
they can fuck off for all I care

05:20:47.240 --> 05:20:48.920
alright, so now this is what we're gonna do, okay?

05:20:50.360 --> 05:20:53.240
I wanted to just push mid and kill the inhibitor

05:20:54.640 --> 05:21:07.640
Okay, so I'll go for the inhibitor.

05:21:07.640 --> 05:21:08.640
This is good.

05:21:08.640 --> 05:21:09.640
Okay, now E, E, E, E, E.

05:21:09.640 --> 05:21:14.640
Alright, I don't know why I have like my, I mean I want to say this in a nice way, but

05:21:14.640 --> 05:21:19.640
I don't know why my brain dead teammates aren't pushing behind me.

05:21:19.640 --> 05:21:20.640
Why are they letting me die?

05:21:20.640 --> 05:21:23.640
Why am I even hit a 1v4 if I have 3 teammates with me?

05:21:23.640 --> 05:21:27.560
Another piece so yeah, that's what you're gonna notice in a lot of games

05:21:27.560 --> 05:21:30.280
So in a lot of games all the time your team is gonna sell you

05:21:30.280 --> 05:21:32.560
So that's why in league is one of the best

05:21:32.840 --> 05:21:40.000
All these that you can have a learn is how to make it set you put yourself in positions where they can't sell you does that make sense?

05:21:40.920 --> 05:21:46.880
Yeah, I don't know but like if the big guy go you go behind big guy. It's like I can explain this to a four-year-old

05:21:46.880 --> 05:21:51.360
I'm level 18. I have 20 kills. I'm jump. I'm gonna one so just watch

05:21:51.360 --> 05:21:53.360
Press P. Press P. Press P. Press P.

05:21:53.360 --> 05:21:54.360
Go behind big guy.

05:21:54.360 --> 05:21:58.360
So I want you to sell your BF sword, like the thing that you bought earlier.

05:21:58.360 --> 05:22:00.360
I want you to right-click it and your Inventory.

05:22:02.360 --> 05:22:05.360
And then I'll buy Spirit Visage.

05:22:06.360 --> 05:22:08.360
And then I want you to buy Elixir Byron.

05:22:11.360 --> 05:22:13.360
Okay, now walk straight bottom lane.

05:22:14.360 --> 05:22:17.360
I want you to- no, no, but, but, not mid, not mid, but.

05:22:17.360 --> 05:22:18.360
Okay?

05:22:18.360 --> 05:22:20.360
So in games like this, you already have the-

05:22:20.360 --> 05:22:26.360
You already have the Inhib mid, and you have the Inhib top, so what you want to do is you want to go for bot lane

05:22:26.360 --> 05:22:30.360
That way you can actually sit there and get it done. Does that make sense?

05:22:34.360 --> 05:22:36.360
So now keep pushing, keep pushing

05:22:38.360 --> 05:22:40.360
No, no, no, the wave, the wave, alright

05:22:40.360 --> 05:22:41.360
Right?

05:22:41.360 --> 05:22:42.360
Sorry.

05:22:42.360 --> 05:22:48.540
Okay, Genji, remember, kills only allow you to push objectives.

05:22:48.540 --> 05:22:51.480
So going for kills like that, that would get you nothing.

05:22:51.480 --> 05:22:53.120
There's no point, right?

05:22:53.120 --> 05:22:54.120
Got it.

05:22:54.120 --> 05:22:55.120
Yep.

05:22:55.120 --> 05:22:56.120
Yep.

05:22:56.120 --> 05:23:17.600
I'll tell you if you need to recall.

05:23:17.600 --> 05:23:18.600
Keep pushing.

05:23:18.600 --> 05:23:19.600
Now one in Jon Mid.

05:23:19.600 --> 05:23:20.600
Jon Mid.

05:23:20.600 --> 05:23:21.600
I'll get back up and recall.

05:23:21.600 --> 05:23:22.600
Back up and recall.

05:23:22.600 --> 05:23:23.600
Your team is disabled.

05:23:23.600 --> 05:23:24.600
You gotta get out.

05:23:24.600 --> 05:23:27.600
No, run on the way back, run on the way back. You need to run away.

05:23:31.600 --> 05:23:32.600
This might be bad.

05:23:32.600 --> 05:23:34.600
Actually, keep pushing, keep pushing.

05:23:34.600 --> 05:23:37.600
I think the enemy team is super thoughtlessly actually doing anything here.

05:23:39.600 --> 05:23:40.600
Keep pushing.

05:23:41.600 --> 05:23:44.600
Yep. Keep pushing, keep pushing. This is good. This is good.

05:23:44.600 --> 05:23:45.600
I can't walk into the turret.

05:23:45.600 --> 05:23:48.600
I know, I know, I don't want you to. It's okay, just wait, just wait.

05:23:50.600 --> 05:23:53.600
Wow. Okay. It's fine. Just hit the turret, the turret, the turret, the turret.

05:23:54.600 --> 05:23:55.600
The turret.

05:23:55.600 --> 05:23:56.600
Did my teammate leave?

05:23:56.600 --> 05:23:57.600
Yeah, yeah, but it's fine.

05:23:57.600 --> 05:23:58.600
It doesn't matter.

05:23:58.600 --> 05:23:59.600
You don't need him.

05:23:59.600 --> 05:24:00.600
He's fuckin' like useless anyways.

05:24:00.600 --> 05:24:01.600
Alright?

05:24:01.600 --> 05:24:02.600
Now back up.

05:24:02.600 --> 05:24:03.600
Don't hit this.

05:24:03.600 --> 05:24:05.600
If you hit this here and die, you need to run.

05:24:05.600 --> 05:24:06.600
You need to run.

05:24:06.600 --> 05:24:07.600
You need to.

05:24:07.600 --> 05:24:08.600
Alright.

05:24:08.600 --> 05:24:09.600
It's okay.

05:24:09.600 --> 05:24:10.600
Um, okay.

05:24:10.600 --> 05:24:11.600
So what's the state of this game?

05:24:11.600 --> 05:24:12.600
Did we lose?

05:24:12.600 --> 05:24:17.600
No, you didn't lose yet because the good news is that Valkyrie is dead.

05:24:17.600 --> 05:24:19.600
Okay

05:24:21.600 --> 05:24:26.160
No, you didn't lose yet because the good news is that bell cause disconnected so

05:24:28.360 --> 05:24:30.360
No, that that's your teammate

05:24:33.440 --> 05:24:38.280
Yeah, but look at Jin see it's good because if he's disconnected for another three minutes

05:24:38.520 --> 05:24:44.040
Then you don't lose any LP for this loss if you lose so it's a get out of jail free card

05:24:44.040 --> 05:24:47.040
So you've just seen us all this for three minutes.

05:24:47.040 --> 05:24:48.040
Now open your shop.

05:24:48.040 --> 05:24:50.040
Our guy is one in seventeen.

05:24:50.040 --> 05:24:52.040
Yeah, she's a piece of shit.

05:24:52.040 --> 05:24:55.040
So open your shop and buy the elixir of iron again.

05:25:05.040 --> 05:25:08.040
Okay, so now go for the red buff.

05:25:09.040 --> 05:25:10.040
Wait, what does my chat mean?

05:25:10.040 --> 05:25:13.760
I mean that's why you need that's why you know yeah

05:25:17.440 --> 05:25:19.440
Okay

05:25:22.160 --> 05:25:24.000
Okay

05:25:24.000 --> 05:25:30.020
You might lose the game here, but it's okay if we saw for like 30 seconds you won't lose any LP for this loss

05:25:30.520 --> 05:25:33.520
So now wait until you're always fun. You'll always find in 10 seconds

05:25:33.520 --> 05:25:36.320
You might have to flash on the misfortune here

05:25:36.320 --> 05:25:42.280
So I wanted to press W press W. You have to fight you have to fight you have to fight go in on the misfortune

05:25:43.240 --> 05:25:44.560
Yep

05:25:44.560 --> 05:25:48.360
Now e e e e all right

05:26:01.640 --> 05:26:05.940
Okay, Jin see there's a chance that you don't lose any LP

05:26:06.320 --> 05:26:09.640
Now we just pray to God and we leave it in his hands

05:26:17.000 --> 05:26:19.000
Yep

05:26:19.820 --> 05:26:21.820
No, that was your ADC

05:26:23.040 --> 05:26:26.340
So my ADC just went one and 18 yep

05:26:27.720 --> 05:26:31.900
Oh my god, thank God. All right, you didn't lose any LP. That's fucking worth you're good

05:26:36.320 --> 05:26:38.320
I had

05:26:42.680 --> 05:26:44.680
This guy's getting the

05:26:46.400 --> 05:26:52.900
Brother is it like somebody's grandma whose folder PC or something how's that even I've never been so 80s you

05:26:52.900 --> 05:26:55.480
I wasn't even up out of my first day because I'm just by my turf

05:26:56.720 --> 05:26:58.720
117 bro

05:26:59.560 --> 05:27:03.960
So do you remember earlier that one viewer that said something about his blind grandma

05:27:03.960 --> 05:27:09.640
Yes, yeah, I think that that guy's blind grandma was on your 80s to that game

05:27:10.800 --> 05:27:16.880
Drake on Jason's dream. What do you mean? Drake is on Jason's dream. What are y'all saying? Drake is on Jason's dream

05:27:18.000 --> 05:27:20.000
What?

05:27:20.640 --> 05:27:24.000
Bro, what the what the fuck is this?

05:27:25.240 --> 05:27:27.240
One day

05:27:28.080 --> 05:27:30.080
In bossing say

05:27:30.080 --> 05:27:40.160
this is Drake from fucking wish bro what is this bro bro you guys made me think

05:27:40.160 --> 05:27:46.680
Drake was it a shrink okay Jin see you know what I think we're gonna try what

05:27:46.680 --> 05:27:54.200
do I do when I do 70,000 damage and don't win you queue again no I'm leaning

05:27:54.200 --> 05:27:57.440
more towards like, quitting the game.

05:27:59.440 --> 05:28:02.200
Bro, 70,000 damage and I don't win.

05:28:02.200 --> 05:28:03.980
Ah, hi guys, we have to refund

05:28:03.980 --> 05:28:06.680
because it wasn't a result, it was just a draw.

05:28:06.680 --> 05:28:08.400
Wait, it was an elo.

05:28:08.400 --> 05:28:09.480
Also, if my teammate leaves,

05:28:09.480 --> 05:28:11.320
it's like we have to lose by default.

05:28:11.320 --> 05:28:13.000
Maybe if the fucking Genara could leave

05:28:13.000 --> 05:28:14.600
and literally burn her PC

05:28:14.600 --> 05:28:16.680
and I never play this game again.

05:28:16.680 --> 05:28:18.640
I, on my first day of the game,

05:28:18.640 --> 05:28:20.920
I wasn't even one in 18, on my first day of the game.

05:28:20.920 --> 05:28:22.680
You told me this guy got to level 30,

05:28:22.680 --> 05:28:24.680
and he's one of the

05:28:24.680 --> 05:28:28.320
okay jingsy jingsy let me say something right now

05:28:28.320 --> 05:28:33.160
if you're willing to quit your five-hour league grind after one loss when

05:28:33.160 --> 05:28:34.840
you've already won two games

05:28:34.840 --> 05:28:37.140
because you got into by one player

05:28:37.140 --> 05:28:38.860
you're never going to make it to diamond

05:28:38.860 --> 05:28:39.860
genuinely

05:28:39.860 --> 05:28:41.900
because

05:28:41.900 --> 05:28:45.100
like we're at a point now where you're gonna have these tilting losses

05:28:45.100 --> 05:28:48.220
but what defines us isn't the tilting losses bro

05:28:48.220 --> 05:28:50.180
it's the fact that we cheer for the next one

05:28:50.180 --> 05:28:52.980
and we still end the day fucking positive, right?

05:28:52.980 --> 05:28:57.380
My teammate went 1 and 18, like I want to attack him in GTA with force.

05:28:57.380 --> 05:28:59.620
Okay, cool, cool. So you know what the motivation is?

05:29:01.540 --> 05:29:05.700
What? You got bronze and you never play with that guy again.

05:29:05.700 --> 05:29:12.180
No, no, no. Bro, non-test. I just played for one hour in my teammate went 1 and 18.

05:29:12.180 --> 05:29:20.980
I had 20 eliminations in 10 deaths and like 17 assists in 70,000 damage.

05:29:20.980 --> 05:29:26.500
Okay, so when you were streaming for your first year and you were dropping dick off and your champion

05:29:26.500 --> 05:29:32.180
r6 games and your only viewer was nightbot and stream elements did you sit there after one of

05:29:32.180 --> 05:29:37.380
those streams and then say damn bro only one follower today i'm just not gonna stream tomorrow

05:29:37.380 --> 05:29:39.380
You're right.

05:29:39.380 --> 05:29:41.380
Look.

05:29:41.380 --> 05:29:43.380
Alright, I'm going to go pee.

05:29:43.380 --> 05:29:45.380
Jinx try ADC. It's hard. No, I know ADC is hard guys.

05:29:45.380 --> 05:29:49.380
I'm just saying, if you go 1 and 18, just burn your PC to the floor.

05:29:49.380 --> 05:29:51.380
Alright, I'm going to go pee.

05:29:51.380 --> 05:29:53.380
Just burn your PC.

05:29:57.380 --> 05:30:03.380
Okay, guys, I have an idea for this game, and I want to get your thoughts on it.

05:30:03.380 --> 05:30:06.380
I'm thinking that what we do is this game.

05:30:06.380 --> 05:30:13.380
I just told Jinxie to play the game and talk to him about a slot process, and I don't try to help him at all.

05:30:14.380 --> 05:30:15.380
Thoughts?

05:30:17.380 --> 05:30:27.380
Cause I feel like right now, cause I feel like right now one of the issues is that I'm giving him like a lot of info,

05:30:27.380 --> 05:30:31.380
but it's like is he actually receiving the info, right?

05:30:33.380 --> 05:30:34.380
What?

05:30:34.380 --> 05:30:54.380
Wait, that's actually a good idea.

05:30:54.380 --> 05:30:57.740
Wait, that's actually a good idea though.

05:30:57.740 --> 05:30:58.740
Wait, what?

05:30:58.740 --> 05:31:10.180
see that's what everyone makes fun of me for marrying my sister but it's like why the

05:31:10.180 --> 05:31:14.620
fuck won't I when she has great ideas like that you know what I mean like name you a

05:31:14.620 --> 05:31:19.100
single other part on the planet so what if we're fucking related who gives a shit you

05:31:19.100 --> 05:31:23.260
know I mean if you find your match you need to be able to sit there and be able to recognize

05:31:23.260 --> 05:31:30.480
said and actually like you don't like jump on the opportunities that you have yeah

05:31:30.480 --> 05:31:40.460
it's good what bro so okay don't test listen to what I'm gonna say why is my

05:31:40.460 --> 05:31:48.700
chat typing what what what too far what cuz I just told them that my wife is

05:31:48.700 --> 05:31:51.780
actually also my sister

05:31:53.260 --> 05:32:00.040
are you serious well James you do I look like a cock why would I let my sister

05:32:00.040 --> 05:32:05.580
date another man think about it bro you're young I'm thinking about leave

05:32:05.580 --> 05:32:14.380
the call you gotta be told like so I have an idea for what we're gonna do this

05:32:14.380 --> 05:32:19.060
game are you ready well I just wanna can I just let it out for a second yep

05:32:19.060 --> 05:32:19.900
Talk to me.

05:32:22.180 --> 05:32:26.100
I had an ADC have one kill and 18 deaths

05:32:26.100 --> 05:32:29.220
and we still would have won the game.

05:32:29.220 --> 05:32:32.700
But my other like demonic disgusting human being

05:32:32.700 --> 05:32:35.500
of a teammate decided to leave the game.

05:32:35.500 --> 05:32:40.380
So because I had two demonic like sociopaths on my team,

05:32:40.380 --> 05:32:43.780
then we drew literally all I had to do

05:32:43.780 --> 05:32:46.340
was just let the ADC go one and 29.

05:32:46.340 --> 05:32:49.020
But as long as he didn't leave, we would have still won.

05:32:49.020 --> 05:32:51.820
because I was so strong and we had Dragon Soul

05:32:51.820 --> 05:32:53.060
and we killed Baron twice

05:32:53.060 --> 05:32:55.740
and I had 20 eliminations with like 16 assists.

05:32:55.740 --> 05:32:59.420
But even though I literally was just jumping on people

05:32:59.420 --> 05:33:02.100
and finger-blasting them with Warwick for the entire game,

05:33:02.100 --> 05:33:04.860
because my sociopath teammate decided to leave

05:33:04.860 --> 05:33:07.260
for no reason, after we already jumped 40 minutes

05:33:07.260 --> 05:33:09.220
into the game, then we didn't win.

05:33:10.180 --> 05:33:14.540
Okay, you're right, but I have news about this game.

05:33:14.540 --> 05:33:15.820
Yeah, what's up?

05:33:15.820 --> 05:33:17.100
So a lot of people have been saying

05:33:17.100 --> 05:33:19.100
that you've been relying on me too much.

05:33:19.100 --> 05:33:20.780
So what we're gonna do this game

05:33:20.780 --> 05:33:22.740
is I'm gonna go gorilla mode.

05:33:22.740 --> 05:33:24.900
So what that means is that I'm not gonna tell you

05:33:24.900 --> 05:33:28.180
what to do, I'm just gonna make monkey noises.

05:33:28.180 --> 05:33:30.620
And when you hear happy monkey,

05:33:30.620 --> 05:33:32.300
it means you're doing the right thing.

05:33:32.300 --> 05:33:34.700
When you hear angry monkey,

05:33:34.700 --> 05:33:36.340
it means you're doing the wrong thing.

05:33:36.340 --> 05:33:37.180
Understood?

05:33:37.180 --> 05:33:38.020
Got it.

05:33:38.020 --> 05:33:38.860
I understand.

05:33:38.860 --> 05:33:40.860
Oh

05:33:48.100 --> 05:33:50.100
You want to do this for 35 minutes, bro

05:33:52.140 --> 05:33:57.300
Can we also I didn't think about it that far but you know what fuck it will see if it works Jason's calling me I

05:33:59.420 --> 05:34:04.440
Can pick up the yo, what's up Jason or should I say yeah?

05:34:08.860 --> 05:34:18.300
I'm hanging like it's just yo bro like legitimately like how do you have this much spare time?

05:34:18.300 --> 05:34:20.640
How do you have this much spare time?

05:34:20.640 --> 05:34:21.640
Brother what?

05:34:21.640 --> 05:34:27.860
Alright, no Jinxie don't forget I'm not coaching you this game so you better talk to me about

05:34:27.860 --> 05:34:28.860
your thought processes.

05:34:28.860 --> 05:34:30.860
Yeah, six minutes and a second mark.

05:34:30.860 --> 05:34:32.860
Brad, you've got 20 every time. No, I don't.

05:34:42.540 --> 05:34:46.860
Yo, bro, are you actually gonna make- are you actually gonna make some real unnoices for the entire match?

05:34:47.260 --> 05:34:49.860
That's it. You're gonna do this.

05:34:49.860 --> 05:34:52.860
I- I mean, like, I think it would actually be a good idea.

05:34:52.860 --> 05:34:55.860
Alright, do it. Do real unnoices the whole match.

05:34:55.860 --> 05:34:56.860
Okay, alright.

05:35:30.860 --> 05:35:57.460
I can't focus when you're nodding in my ear here bro no bro you cannot say anything to

05:35:57.460 --> 05:36:01.780
about that play what the fuck was that I'm sorry you're right all right keep

05:36:01.780 --> 05:36:05.620
being good real on noise real noises

05:36:07.860 --> 05:36:13.700
alright I think this yeah that's like

05:36:27.460 --> 05:36:39.460
Yeah, but you should have went for the crab and then gone gromp into walls.

05:36:39.460 --> 05:36:40.460
Got it.

05:36:40.460 --> 05:36:41.460
Oh yeah, do a circle.

05:36:41.460 --> 05:36:42.460
It's not going backwards.

05:36:42.460 --> 05:36:53.460
No, this is good, because I shouldn't need a coach to win an Ironjack.

05:36:53.460 --> 05:36:55.460
I'm beyond this one

05:37:15.760 --> 05:37:17.760
Yeah

05:37:17.760 --> 05:37:22.560
watch the clip of this they're gonna be so confused as to what's happening bro just play the game

05:37:22.560 --> 05:37:26.720
sorry coach yep I got out line one time

05:37:36.720 --> 05:37:38.000
faker did this okay okay

05:37:44.080 --> 05:37:45.840
bro I thought he was jerking off for a second

05:37:47.760 --> 05:37:52.760
Are you sure faker did this?

05:37:52.760 --> 05:38:05.760
Yo, coach, are you sure faker did this?

05:38:05.760 --> 05:38:16.000
Bro, Jamesy, why the fuck are you not recalling?

05:38:16.000 --> 05:38:18.000
Why did you randomly go mid?

05:38:18.000 --> 05:38:20.000
Sorry.

05:38:20.000 --> 05:38:24.000
Dude, it's not sorry, bro. What the fuck is going on?

05:38:24.000 --> 05:38:27.000
Let me recall you fucking psychopath.

05:38:27.000 --> 05:38:29.000
Dude, you caught me on psychopath?

05:38:29.000 --> 05:38:31.000
You're trying to gank the enemy mid laner.

05:38:31.000 --> 05:38:33.000
Are you sure that faker did this though?

05:38:33.000 --> 05:38:36.000
Yes, this is a part of T1s. Oh my god.

05:38:36.000 --> 05:38:40.000
Woo! Woo! Woo!

05:38:40.000 --> 05:38:43.000
What? What? You fucking psycho?

05:38:43.000 --> 05:38:50.460
If you're gonna do the fucking rafters, then you might as well do the Krugs too. Why are you recalling?

05:38:50.960 --> 05:38:52.960
Because you just said the fucking RECALL!

05:38:53.120 --> 05:38:59.360
Yeah, but that was before you did the fucking rafters! If you're gonna do the rafters and you already committed to a bad place, you might as well make it less bad.

05:38:59.360 --> 05:39:02.080
Bro, just go back to being a fucking Corellum, please.

05:39:13.000 --> 05:39:30.560
I'm not even kidding, it was literally in his documentary that they made about him, but

05:39:30.560 --> 05:39:33.560
it's like his coach literally used to do this shit all the time.

05:39:33.560 --> 05:39:37.320
The gorilla method, I'm gonna look this up and make sure you're not fucked with me.

05:39:37.320 --> 05:39:39.820
Oh, back then, these were called the Goon Brella method.

05:39:39.820 --> 05:39:40.820
Okay.

05:40:04.820 --> 05:40:05.820
What the fuck?

05:40:05.820 --> 05:40:07.820
WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT THE FUCK?!

05:40:11.320 --> 05:40:13.320
Okay, so why would you not just, uh, drag him there?

05:40:14.820 --> 05:40:15.820
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

05:40:18.820 --> 05:40:21.320
Trixie, I'm gonna have to be a bit higher.

05:40:21.320 --> 05:40:25.320
Because my nether just knocked on my wall again.

05:40:27.820 --> 05:40:29.320
Because of the gorilla noises?

05:40:29.820 --> 05:40:30.820
Yeah, I think, I think-

05:40:30.820 --> 05:40:31.320
Did you just, I think-

05:40:31.320 --> 05:40:32.320
Did you just fire at her, gorilla?

05:40:32.320 --> 05:40:43.320
I mean I'd love to but it's because the problem is that I can try to be quiet.

05:40:43.320 --> 05:40:48.320
Nice all the trains.

05:40:48.320 --> 05:40:50.320
Fucking hell yeah.

05:40:55.320 --> 05:40:57.320
I legitimately feel proud.

05:40:57.320 --> 05:41:02.320
I'm gonna be honest, like, I genuinely feel bad for your neighbor.

05:41:02.320 --> 05:41:03.320
I'm not even kidding.

05:41:03.320 --> 05:41:06.320
I could not imagine being your fucking next door neighbor.

05:41:06.320 --> 05:41:09.320
Like, I legitimately don't think he's in the wrong.

05:41:09.320 --> 05:41:10.320
You're making me feel a little late.

05:41:10.320 --> 05:41:11.320
No, one time I had to...

05:41:11.320 --> 05:41:16.320
One time I lied to my neighbor because I was walking, like, out of my place, and then he was like,

05:41:16.320 --> 05:41:17.320
Do you live there?

05:41:17.320 --> 05:41:19.320
And I was like, No.

05:41:19.320 --> 05:41:21.320
And I'm not even kidding.

05:41:21.320 --> 05:41:24.320
He just looked at me and he's like,

05:41:24.320 --> 05:41:30.480
is the person you're with like sick or something and I was like what why and then he's like every

05:41:30.480 --> 05:41:35.840
day I always hear high pitch screaming so like if she's like sick in the head or something like that

05:41:35.840 --> 05:41:41.120
like it's okay but if not like I don't know what and then I had to tell him like oh no that's me

05:41:43.600 --> 05:41:48.320
yeah bro I if I was your neighbor I would probably not call the cops on you

05:41:48.320 --> 05:41:50.320
100%

05:41:50.320 --> 05:41:55.320
Yeah, but, like, can we really call the cops on you if you're doing it in your place?

05:41:56.320 --> 05:41:57.320
Yeah.

05:41:57.320 --> 05:41:58.320
Yep.

05:41:59.320 --> 05:42:00.320
Bullshit.

05:42:01.320 --> 05:42:05.320
Bro, if you murder somebody in your house, you don't think they can call the cops on you? In your house?

05:42:05.320 --> 05:42:09.320
Yeah, but I mean, there's difference between murdering someone and making noise.

05:42:10.320 --> 05:42:11.320
That's a good point.

05:42:14.320 --> 05:42:15.320
Damn.

05:42:16.320 --> 05:42:17.320
Fuck me.

05:42:18.320 --> 05:42:24.320
Alright, so now you're gonna work on the grubs. How are you feeling about this game so far?

05:42:24.320 --> 05:42:30.320
I just... I don't know. I feel like I'm... I just want to give up.

05:42:30.320 --> 05:42:36.320
Okay, so listen, Jamesy, do you know what the problem with this game has been so far?

05:42:36.320 --> 05:42:42.320
The problem with this game is that you're just doing random shit for the sake of doing random shit and you have no plan.

05:42:42.320 --> 05:42:52.320
The problem is that you're doing what you see on your screen, and as a result, you're not actually looking at your name map to formulate ideas for what you can actually do.

05:42:52.320 --> 05:42:54.320
Yeah, yeah, I understand coach.

05:42:54.320 --> 05:43:05.840
So this is why the thing about jungling is that, and League of Legends in general, is

05:43:05.840 --> 05:43:08.020
that winning is boring, right?

05:43:08.020 --> 05:43:11.880
Because winning is about just doing your fundamentals until you get to a point where

05:43:11.880 --> 05:43:16.880
you're strong enough that you can just 1v2, 1v3, 1v4, does that make sense?

05:43:16.880 --> 05:43:20.960
So that's why in the early stages of the game the only thing you should ever be doing is

05:43:20.960 --> 05:43:26.120
you're sitting there I'm like focusing on actually like getting more you know what I mean

05:43:26.120 --> 05:43:31.040
yep no I don't think yes sir of course it's like okay I think about this okay

05:43:31.040 --> 05:43:37.660
imagine you live in Chicago and you're going to school right and then it's like

05:43:37.660 --> 05:43:42.440
you decide that you're not gonna like work at Home Depot so as a result you

05:43:42.440 --> 05:43:47.080
can't afford the bulletproof vest right so let me walk to school and then on your

05:43:47.080 --> 05:43:51.840
there you get like gunned down and get killed. Well the problem is that if you

05:43:51.840 --> 05:43:55.600
would have just worked you could have gotten the bullpen proof vest and the

05:43:55.600 --> 05:44:00.480
Uzi so when people come after you you can sit there and fire back. Does that make

05:44:00.480 --> 05:44:08.280
sense? Sure. But right now the problem is that you're not actually sitting there

05:44:08.280 --> 05:44:12.360
and you're not actually like getting your money up so you're getting your funny

05:44:12.360 --> 05:44:16.440
up or you're not getting your money up and as a result you're just losing

05:44:16.440 --> 05:44:22.880
fight say you should never be losing does that make sense yes all right good

05:44:22.880 --> 05:44:28.720
recall yeah there's no play and I need a lot of things for you cool and I have

05:44:28.720 --> 05:44:34.880
money yep so that's why now we play for this and then you're gonna go for the

05:44:34.880 --> 05:44:38.400
Krag this I come for I don't know coach I feel like I'm doing pretty good well

05:44:38.400 --> 05:44:43.160
without you right now I'm doing pretty good um I mean yeah listen you're doing

05:44:43.160 --> 05:44:45.160
Okay, it's just good for sure

05:44:46.740 --> 05:44:50.680
Well, it's because I'll tell you what the problem is the problem isn't that you need me

05:44:50.680 --> 05:44:54.560
The problem is that you get in your own head and you think that you have like good place

05:44:54.560 --> 05:44:58.760
You can do and then it just ends up fucking everything up. Is that my sense?

05:44:58.760 --> 05:45:01.320
I think I just have to stick to the fundamental more code

05:45:01.720 --> 05:45:06.240
Yeah, cuz think of it this way for every one good idea you have in League of Legends

05:45:06.240 --> 05:45:12.960
You also have about 30 bad ideas. So when you follow your own like game sense the issue is that yeah?

05:45:12.960 --> 05:45:18.800
Once in a blue moon, it's gonna go well, but then the promise that most of time it just ends horrifically. Does that make sense?

05:45:22.120 --> 05:45:24.120
Okay, so talk to me what's the plan here?

05:45:26.560 --> 05:45:28.560
Okay, but after your world is what's the plan?

05:45:33.160 --> 05:45:37.680
Exactly so these are things you can see that you need to be doing intuitively like

05:45:37.680 --> 05:45:43.000
When you're playing chess, do you sit there and do you move a piece and then think about

05:45:43.000 --> 05:45:44.000
what happens?

05:45:44.000 --> 05:45:46.360
Or do you think and then you move?

05:45:46.360 --> 05:45:48.360
Always think and move.

05:45:48.360 --> 05:45:50.960
It's the same when it comes to playing League as a jungler.

05:45:50.960 --> 05:45:54.080
You have to sit there and do like, alright, I'm going to do the dragon now, but after

05:45:54.080 --> 05:45:57.240
the dragon, you should be saying, oh my gromp is up in 20.

05:45:57.240 --> 05:45:59.240
I can do the gromp after.

05:45:59.240 --> 05:46:09.240
I understand.

05:46:09.240 --> 05:46:15.080
Alright, so now we'll talk to you.

05:46:15.080 --> 05:46:17.240
What's your sequence of the game?

05:46:17.240 --> 05:46:18.240
My style.

05:46:18.240 --> 05:46:23.240
Okay, and then after Grom, what's the play?

05:46:23.240 --> 05:46:25.240
Uh, play default.

05:46:25.240 --> 05:46:28.240
Okay, do you want to hear what goes on in my brain?

05:46:28.240 --> 05:46:36.240
Okay, Gromp, Recall. By the time you get to red buff, it's going to be up. After you do red buff, you have two options, Scuttle Crab or Crugs.

05:46:36.240 --> 05:46:41.240
If you go Crugs, then the problem is that you can't go Raffer directly after because there's 20 seconds mount on.

05:46:41.240 --> 05:46:46.240
So then when you're probably going to want to do this, you're going to want to go like Reset into red, then you Crab.

05:46:46.240 --> 05:46:49.240
After Crab, you can even check to see if the enemy jungler is in his topside.

05:46:49.240 --> 05:46:54.240
And then afterwards, you get a good folk clear sequence, top to bot, where everything is going to line naturally.

05:46:54.240 --> 05:47:09.440
line naturally take your red and then after go to the crags

05:47:09.440 --> 05:47:13.160
or the crags explain everything you would do at like your pace

05:47:13.160 --> 05:47:18.840
in your act ok so i would do red drone top ok came in slow

05:47:18.840 --> 05:47:23.200
after red i finish red then i run towards wrap or towards our crap

05:47:23.200 --> 05:47:26.960
Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap.

05:47:26.960 --> 05:47:29.180
Okay, so now I would drone top,

05:47:29.180 --> 05:47:31.500
Middle East not low, I would go for the Diego.

05:47:31.500 --> 05:47:32.900
Diego, Diego.

05:47:32.900 --> 05:47:34.740
After the Diego, he's probably doing the crab.

05:47:34.740 --> 05:47:37.740
Press W now, press W now, press W now, press W now.

05:47:37.740 --> 05:47:39.140
All right, and now just chase us.

05:47:39.140 --> 05:47:40.460
Chase us, he's on his blue.

05:47:40.460 --> 05:47:45.060
Chase, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R.

05:47:45.060 --> 05:47:46.900
Now hold Q, hold Q.

05:47:46.900 --> 05:47:47.740
Yeah, you're holding Q.

05:47:47.740 --> 05:47:52.220
E, smite, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E.

05:47:52.220 --> 05:47:54.220
Flash away, uh...

05:47:55.220 --> 05:47:59.220
Okay, so that wasn't bad, but if you would have been faster at everything they did...

05:47:59.220 --> 05:48:00.220
I would have got away.

05:48:00.220 --> 05:48:03.220
Exactly, and do you want to know what would have happened if you got away?

05:48:03.220 --> 05:48:06.220
Wait, so they're not E-E-E? Like, what did I do wrong?

05:48:07.220 --> 05:48:09.220
So they're the problems that first I've been waiting for.

05:48:09.220 --> 05:48:13.220
Yo! Do you have to E then E again, or just E once?

05:48:13.220 --> 05:48:18.220
Yes, you have to E to get the damage reduction, and you E again to get the fear off.

05:48:18.220 --> 05:48:27.900
off okay so now by your base so now on respawn I would look at my map I'd say

05:48:27.900 --> 05:48:32.860
okay blue buff is up in 10 seconds and then no no watch your drugs and then

05:48:32.860 --> 05:48:37.220
gromp is up in 25 so if I talked about full clear by the time I get to my gromp

05:48:37.220 --> 05:48:42.540
my gromp is gonna be up I would hold tab hold tab hold tab hold tab jagged us up

05:48:42.540 --> 05:48:46.300
in two minutes 40 so even if I full clear I can't get on the same side of the

05:48:46.300 --> 05:48:50.380
map I was dragged. So now I would say okay well I could go clear, but I could also clear

05:48:50.380 --> 05:48:54.700
my top side and then afterwards look for Rift Herald. Now the problem with Rift Herald is

05:48:54.700 --> 05:48:59.420
I don't have ult, but I would go for my wrappers and then I would say, hmm, nephiri is low

05:48:59.420 --> 05:49:03.620
and Vigo should be clearing top to bot. So Vigo is coming top to bot and it's free for

05:49:03.620 --> 05:49:08.660
us to go for the Herald. So now I would go Rift like this and then I would go Herald.

05:49:08.660 --> 05:49:13.500
And I would already plan that after the Herald I would recall and then I would look for my

05:49:13.500 --> 05:49:18.820
my blue, clear upwards, blue gromp wolves, and then by the time I get to dragon, dragon

05:49:18.820 --> 05:49:19.820
is going to respawn.

05:49:19.820 --> 05:49:20.820
Okay, got it.

05:49:20.820 --> 05:49:28.820
So that's not a challenge for junglers, is it?

05:49:28.820 --> 05:49:33.940
Yeah, and that's why it's like, for you, you just lose segmented, like, for me, I think

05:49:33.940 --> 05:49:36.860
5, 6, 7, 8 counts in advance.

05:49:36.860 --> 05:49:39.500
I think of the game, 3 minutes in advance.

05:49:39.500 --> 05:49:42.380
You just have to think one move ahead, right?

05:49:42.380 --> 05:49:43.380
Get the eye.

05:49:43.380 --> 05:49:46.180
the eye, the eye, the eye, and then recall.

05:49:53.300 --> 05:49:55.300
Why are you in their jungle?

05:49:55.300 --> 05:49:56.800
Why are you in their jungle?

05:49:57.380 --> 05:49:58.980
It's not by the uh, by boots.

05:49:58.980 --> 05:50:00.100
Why would you ever be there?

05:50:00.100 --> 05:50:02.180
And now, walk to your boob, to your boob.

05:50:02.740 --> 05:50:04.820
Why is my teammate in an enemy jungle?

05:50:05.380 --> 05:50:07.060
Against what, how do you even end up there?

05:50:07.060 --> 05:50:07.860
You're not a jungler.

05:50:09.780 --> 05:50:12.980
Okay, we're one of League of Legends, JgC.

05:50:12.980 --> 05:50:18.980
When you have to ask yourself why your teammate did something, the answer is always because he has cancer.

05:50:18.980 --> 05:50:21.980
Why did my ADC disconnect? Because he has cancer.

05:50:21.980 --> 05:50:23.980
Why did my top laner end? Because he has cancer.

05:50:23.980 --> 05:50:27.980
Why is my mid laner in the enemy boobop for no reason? Because he has cancer.

05:50:27.980 --> 05:50:32.980
That's always the answer to anything you're ever going to look for. Does that make sense?

05:50:32.980 --> 05:50:33.980
Okay.

05:50:33.980 --> 05:50:38.980
Okay, so now let me ask you a question. Why is your g in randomly going mid?

05:50:38.980 --> 05:50:41.980
Uh, because he has cancer.

05:50:41.980 --> 05:50:46.520
yes okay good so now we're gonna take the gromp and then after the gromp we're

05:50:46.520 --> 05:50:50.020
gonna look for the bot okay we're gonna look bot because we can look for kill

05:50:50.020 --> 05:50:53.980
on jinx and we're trying to kill time for 30 seconds until the dragon spawns

05:50:53.980 --> 05:51:00.240
so now press W press W press W right now just save your art lead with your Q and

05:51:00.240 --> 05:51:07.180
your E okay right so now E good okay so now push out a wave push the wave the

05:51:07.180 --> 05:51:10.620
wave the wave the wave the reason why you're taking the wave is because dragon

05:51:10.620 --> 05:51:16.020
So it's 10 seconds left. So you have time to clear the wave and then afterwards you get to the dragon. Makes sense?

05:51:19.920 --> 05:51:21.920
Exactly, yes

05:51:24.620 --> 05:51:29.940
Well, if he comes then you just turn when he's there for now, just take this now you don't have smites

05:51:29.940 --> 05:51:34.660
You're gonna want to look to turn on the fight, but just don't use your E or your W. You're gonna be okay

05:51:34.660 --> 05:51:41.660
No Jhinxie, why is your ADC randomly mid instead of being clawed right now?

05:51:41.660 --> 05:51:46.660
Um, because he's in a piece of shit?

05:51:46.660 --> 05:51:48.660
No, that's not what we said.

05:51:48.660 --> 05:51:50.660
Because he has Ample.

05:51:50.660 --> 05:51:53.660
Yes, okay so now recall.

05:51:53.660 --> 05:51:56.660
Recall.

05:51:56.660 --> 05:52:00.660
Okay, so now what we're going to do is hold tap.

05:52:04.660 --> 05:52:10.420
Okay, you're gonna want to buy this plated steel caps plated steel caps. Okay, so now walk straight to the car

05:52:19.540 --> 05:52:21.540
Okay, go for the rabbit the red

05:52:22.660 --> 05:52:23.660
Oh, yes

05:52:23.660 --> 05:52:27.780
So you're gonna want to clear tops about both here and then afterwards you're gonna want to look for crap

05:52:27.780 --> 05:52:30.180
So do you want to hear what goes on in my brain? Yeah?

05:52:30.180 --> 05:52:34.940
Okay, so most is responding soon Baron is up in 50 seconds

05:52:34.940 --> 05:52:36.980
We see Bobcrab is up in 30 seconds

05:52:36.980 --> 05:52:42.540
So we know that the little indicator saying Bob is up in the top river is false just as we haven't had vision yet

05:52:42.620 --> 05:52:48.700
So if we go for the wrappers then we go for the rose we can also play for our gromp shove out one way

05:52:48.700 --> 05:52:52.700
Bob because water shoving in and then afterwards play on craft then after that

05:52:52.700 --> 05:52:58.920
We can recall and then we can look on the Baron or for a play around Baron or if we don't think they're gonna fight because they're an iron

05:52:58.920 --> 05:53:02.580
You just keep pushing bot and play for turret. So now since we're gonna play for the turret

05:53:02.580 --> 05:53:04.860
What we're gonna do is you're gonna go for the wolf so you're gonna go from

05:53:05.140 --> 05:53:08.020
From from and then you're gonna go for the wave

05:53:08.300 --> 05:53:13.980
You're gonna go after you finish clearing the wave to the crab and then you're gonna keep pushing bot permanently

05:53:14.220 --> 05:53:16.940
Cane said jungle I need some help. That's a pain set

05:53:17.460 --> 05:53:19.460
Well and listen

05:53:19.940 --> 05:53:23.860
What he needs bro is to learn how to play better because you're not helping shit

05:53:28.920 --> 05:53:30.200
Don't med, don't med.

05:53:30.200 --> 05:53:31.640
Okay, we can look for something med.

05:53:31.640 --> 05:53:33.920
Yeah, yeah, you just drop the tab and you can go med.

05:53:33.920 --> 05:53:35.720
So now press W.

05:53:35.720 --> 05:53:37.040
Nice, I'm gonna go for it.

05:53:37.040 --> 05:53:38.840
The jinx is walking up, look at it.

05:53:38.840 --> 05:53:40.760
Good ult, hit fucking ult.

05:53:40.760 --> 05:53:41.920
Okay, so now go straight bot.

05:53:41.920 --> 05:53:45.240
Bot, bot, bot, bot, bot, bot, bot, bot.

05:53:45.240 --> 05:53:46.520
Because you remember what I told you

05:53:46.520 --> 05:53:47.720
what kills do on League?

05:53:49.160 --> 05:53:51.440
Kills allow you to play the objective.

05:53:51.440 --> 05:53:52.280
Exactly.

05:53:52.280 --> 05:53:54.640
So now what objective do you think we're planning for here

05:53:54.640 --> 05:53:55.760
by pushing our bot?

05:53:55.760 --> 05:54:00.200
Um, we can get the side tower?

05:54:00.200 --> 05:54:01.520
Exactly, yes.

05:54:01.520 --> 05:54:07.960
So objectives are either the dragons or barons or things like that, or it's the turrets.

05:54:07.960 --> 05:54:11.720
So now if no one is coming bot, then look at all these resources.

05:54:11.720 --> 05:54:15.080
Every single one of these waves of minions is 150 gold.

05:54:15.080 --> 05:54:18.440
Do you want the 150 gold to disappear, or do you want to get it?

05:54:18.440 --> 05:54:19.920
I want to get it.

05:54:19.920 --> 05:54:20.920
Exactly.

05:54:20.920 --> 05:54:24.520
So now get the turret, the turret, the turret, the turret, the turret.

05:54:24.520 --> 05:54:28.800
gives a fuck about that kill jane see the turret and then you take this wave and go for the

05:54:28.800 --> 05:54:29.800
next turret.

05:54:29.800 --> 05:54:34.800
So now this is what we're going to do alright.

05:54:34.800 --> 05:54:35.800
Walk up.

05:54:35.800 --> 05:54:37.800
right

05:55:00.020 --> 05:55:02.020
it's hard to know that when you go

05:55:02.020 --> 05:55:04.020
Uhhh...

05:55:04.020 --> 05:55:07.020
Like, when you do that it's not very...

05:55:07.020 --> 05:55:10.020
I don't know, it's not very inspiring.

05:55:10.020 --> 05:55:12.020
Uhhh...

05:55:12.020 --> 05:55:13.020
I mean...

05:55:13.020 --> 05:55:14.020
Oh, fight!

05:55:14.020 --> 05:55:16.020
Okay, sorry coach.

05:55:16.020 --> 05:55:19.020
That's like, you could have went for that game-winning fadeaway,

05:55:19.020 --> 05:55:22.020
but then the coach right before is like...

05:55:22.020 --> 05:55:26.020
But what the fuck do you want your coach to say when you do a Marlin flash?

05:55:26.020 --> 05:55:30.020
Me, ho, don't... don't compare that chick to Marlin.

05:55:30.020 --> 05:55:33.020
Marvel plays games like he doesn't have thumbs.

05:55:35.020 --> 05:55:38.020
Okay listen, press P and buy your Titanic Hydra.

05:55:39.020 --> 05:55:47.020
Sell the third item that you have, the third, sell, and then buy the Titanic Hydra.

05:55:48.020 --> 05:55:50.020
Now walk through blue.

05:55:51.020 --> 05:55:58.020
Actually what you're gonna do is you're gonna go wolves, blue gromp, bottom crab, dragon, okay?

05:56:00.020 --> 05:56:05.020
Now why are you pathing him this way?

05:56:05.020 --> 05:56:08.020
Yeah but not because I said it.

05:56:08.020 --> 05:56:10.020
Why do you think I'm telling me to pat him this way?

05:56:10.020 --> 05:56:14.020
Because you're a quadrant and then we have to agg in the next game.

05:56:14.020 --> 05:56:15.020
Exactly.

05:56:15.020 --> 05:56:17.020
So now you can go for this fight?

05:56:17.020 --> 05:56:18.020
I'm not okay.

05:56:18.020 --> 05:56:20.020
Hit the bull.

05:56:30.020 --> 05:56:53.500
I'm gonna press W and then uh wait wait okay now turn turn turn see if you can also on

05:56:53.500 --> 05:56:55.500
hold Q on her

05:57:05.500 --> 05:57:08.500
I mean, what I wanted to do was just jump on them earlier

05:57:10.500 --> 05:57:15.500
Okay, Jinxie, the reason why that went bad is because again, you're not holding Q

05:57:17.500 --> 05:57:19.500
Me half, there's two of them, bro

05:57:19.500 --> 05:57:29.500
So what, hold Q. Like, in the time that it took you chasing Jinx, you could have auto-attacked the Diego six times.

05:57:30.500 --> 05:57:38.500
Yeah, I know, I just wish my teammate was like, just wasn't fighting in mid every five seconds, because it really messed up my farm process when there's literally a fight in mid every two seconds.

05:57:38.500 --> 05:57:43.500
Yeah, but that's why Denmark's a good jungler. You sit there and that just gives you more opportunities to look for.

05:57:43.500 --> 05:57:49.820
So you should be grateful that they're promo fighting in mid because now you have more things to assess so that you can find more place to make

05:57:58.740 --> 05:58:00.740
See it could be worse

05:58:01.060 --> 05:58:06.920
It's like Jinx you right now. It's like we're playing basketball, right and you're against like a team of all stars like LeBron

05:58:09.100 --> 05:58:11.820
You know like and all the other guys in their prime

05:58:13.500 --> 05:58:18.500
Well someone like Michael James or something?

05:58:18.500 --> 05:58:23.500
Have you literally just played League of Legends for the last 20 years?

05:58:23.500 --> 05:58:26.500
Yeah I'm not into like sports. But there's a lot of Michael James stuff.

05:58:26.500 --> 05:58:28.500
Are we fighting this or what? Are we fighting this or what? My team is playing it.

05:58:28.500 --> 05:58:29.500
Yeah yeah, look man, look man.

05:58:29.500 --> 05:58:31.500
That's subtle. You should press subtle.

05:58:31.500 --> 05:58:32.500
Alright.

05:58:32.500 --> 05:58:35.500
Hold Q. Alright.

05:58:35.500 --> 05:58:37.500
Um...

05:58:39.500 --> 05:58:40.500
Okay.

05:58:43.500 --> 05:58:45.500
Just back off.

05:58:45.500 --> 05:58:50.500
So now, what you're gonna do is just walk to your raptors, because you can't really take anything.

05:58:50.500 --> 05:58:52.500
Bro, I never missed my ult. Bro, I'm sorry.

05:58:52.500 --> 05:58:55.500
No, it's okay. You missed like three today, I think.

05:59:01.500 --> 05:59:03.500
Alright, they're fighting again. Like, let's keep fighting.

05:59:03.500 --> 05:59:06.500
Yep, but listen, that just means more opportunities for you.

05:59:06.500 --> 05:59:10.500
So now, go through the bush, through the bush, through the bush, through the bush, through the bush.

05:59:10.500 --> 05:59:12.500
Okay, good. You have a fine canal. Join me.

05:59:13.500 --> 05:59:18.500
Okay, press W, press W, press W and run over, press W, yep, and run over.

05:59:18.500 --> 05:59:21.500
When you press again, then I want you to hold E.

05:59:21.500 --> 05:59:24.500
Okay, now turn on the period, you can't catch up to her.

05:59:30.500 --> 05:59:33.500
Nice, okay good, now stop buying your best sounds.

05:59:37.500 --> 05:59:39.500
So, Jinxie, why did that fight go bad?

05:59:39.500 --> 05:59:40.500
Because I didn't hold Q.

05:59:40.500 --> 05:59:41.500
Hey, hold Q!

05:59:41.500 --> 05:59:49.500
I like tapping, I like tapping, I don't like holding a key, I don't like it coach, I don't like how I'm fucking bailed!

05:59:49.500 --> 05:59:55.500
Okay, GenC, and I don't mind paying fucking taxes, but if I don't then that government is gonna fucking put me in prison,

05:59:55.500 --> 06:00:01.500
where I'll get railed in the ass by nine different men every single day, because I'm gonna be the twink of the fucking block, okay?

06:00:01.500 --> 06:00:10.500
So, I don't give a fuck what you like or don't like, you use hold Q and you learn how to do it, and you're gonna 1v9 20 times more, do you understand?

06:00:10.500 --> 06:00:12.060
do you understand?

06:00:12.060 --> 06:00:15.300
yep, got it coach, understood, yes sir, I'm a piece of shit

06:00:15.300 --> 06:00:16.380
okay

06:00:16.380 --> 06:00:18.500
so now, what you're gonna do here

06:00:18.500 --> 06:00:21.100
is you're just gonna spam ping Baron

06:00:21.100 --> 06:00:23.420
I want you to walk to Baron and just spam ping him

06:00:23.420 --> 06:00:24.620
fuck this shit

06:00:29.140 --> 06:00:30.940
I'm just not gonna spam ping him

06:00:33.460 --> 06:00:34.140
yep

06:00:34.140 --> 06:00:38.220
so now what you're doing is you're walking here to get vision of it to see what's going on

06:00:38.220 --> 06:00:38.780
okay?

06:00:38.780 --> 06:00:40.220
I want you to ward the bush right here

06:00:40.220 --> 06:00:42.380
the bush right there, there you see, there you saw the skin right now

06:00:42.380 --> 06:00:43.380
what what, there's no bush

06:00:44.040 --> 06:00:46.680
ooh, bottom, bottom, stop, stop, stop, you call, right?

06:00:46.680 --> 06:00:47.680
stop hitting baron

06:00:49.680 --> 06:00:50.680
walkman, just walkman

06:00:50.680 --> 06:00:51.680
just walkman

06:00:51.680 --> 06:00:53.980
no, there's that one right there, but it's already warded

06:00:54.580 --> 06:00:55.580
just walkman

06:00:55.580 --> 06:00:58.080
follow the bunch hell, follow the bunch hell, follow the bunch hell

06:01:00.280 --> 06:01:00.780
get R

06:01:05.620 --> 06:01:06.120
okay

06:01:06.420 --> 06:01:07.620
so now push the wave

06:01:07.620 --> 06:01:08.320
push the wave

06:01:10.220 --> 06:01:12.520
Look for the bottom crab, the bottom crab.

06:01:12.520 --> 06:01:15.120
Because if you sit mid now, it's not well to your useless.

06:01:15.120 --> 06:01:17.920
So use this time as downtime to farm your camps.

06:01:17.920 --> 06:01:20.720
If your team dies, so be it. Go take your blue. Go take your blue.

06:01:20.720 --> 06:01:23.120
And now join mid. Take your blue and join mid.

06:01:23.120 --> 06:01:27.120
If any fights break out, then you go to help them, but if not, then you just farm.

06:01:31.120 --> 06:01:34.120
Okay, so now practice holding your game forward.

06:01:34.120 --> 06:01:36.120
Okay? Holding Q on the ground.

06:01:40.220 --> 06:01:42.220
Okay, there you go

06:01:45.440 --> 06:01:47.440
So, okay

06:01:47.460 --> 06:01:52.580
Maybe this is why you're having trouble with it, Jinxie. When you hold you on something

06:01:52.580 --> 06:01:59.300
You need to keep your mouse cursor over the the target while you're holding it, okay?

06:02:00.820 --> 06:02:02.820
Okay, I got it

06:02:02.820 --> 06:02:07.540
Try doing that. It might actually help more. After you're raptors, you're gonna walk to the dragon

06:02:40.220 --> 06:02:43.220
You might be the greatest fucking iron player of all time.

06:02:43.220 --> 06:02:45.220
I already know bruh.

06:02:45.220 --> 06:02:48.220
Alright go take drag, go take drag, go take drag, then you recall.

06:02:51.220 --> 06:02:53.220
I'm the greatest of all time.

06:02:53.220 --> 06:02:56.220
Now James, see, why did that fight almost go bad?

06:02:57.220 --> 06:02:59.220
I didn't help you.

06:02:59.220 --> 06:03:04.220
Yep, so after this game, even if you win, what we're gonna do is we're gonna practice together,

06:03:04.220 --> 06:03:07.220
and I'm gonna walk in a champion and we're gonna practice holding a gun.

06:03:10.220 --> 06:03:14.300
because this is something that I'm telling you you need to learn because it's

06:03:14.300 --> 06:03:17.220
it's generally gonna lose you so many games.

06:03:17.220 --> 06:03:19.220
Yeah just go buy it.

06:03:21.220 --> 06:03:22.220
I shot a pig.

06:03:22.220 --> 06:03:24.220
Jen like oh my fucking god!

06:03:26.220 --> 06:03:28.220
Okay so recall, I want you to recall now.

06:03:28.220 --> 06:03:30.220
You can do this.

06:03:32.220 --> 06:03:34.220
So now buy your death stand.

06:03:34.220 --> 06:03:47.020
And then I want you to buy star arc stage, every game an iron is like this Janksy, but

06:03:47.020 --> 06:03:50.820
the better that you get at the game, the more times when they go for fights you'll be able

06:03:50.820 --> 06:03:59.340
to get a ship and kills.

06:03:59.340 --> 06:04:04.340
Why would he help there? Because if he shoots that then I can hit Aaron faster with him.

06:04:05.340 --> 06:04:08.340
Okay, so now after you take this fight, I want you to look for the Baron.

06:04:10.340 --> 06:04:12.340
I want you to ward over the Baron more.

06:04:13.340 --> 06:04:16.340
You can't seal this to zone out smite, just go around the wall.

06:04:18.340 --> 06:04:19.340
Yep, right click a lot. Nice.

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Now put a sub in and run with him. Put a sub in and run with him.

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Yep, go.

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So back up right now, and I want you to hear, uh, actually, Valkshaar bot.

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If somebody says hold Q one more time, I'm gonna burn my PC down.

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I'm gonna literally burn my PC down.

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Okay, so why not just do it?

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because like it doesn't work I don't know like tapping it is just consistent I

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get that animation every time when I hold it it just gets weird

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Jinxie it's like a it's like a three-year-old saying that I don't feel like

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going to the toilet because sometimes I can't hold it in so I'd rather just

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shit my pants in the fucking diaper because that's just more consistent but

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if you never learn how to potty train then what the fuck are you gonna do

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all right I guess you have to bro you have to because you don't get used to

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Okay, so now go for the bot turret.

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I want to try, wait, just backup, backup, they're all coming through.

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Backup.

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I want you to backup in that bush and then just sit there.

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Okay, now go for the minion wave.

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Now press W and run on him.

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Both Q on him.

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W and both Q.

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I just see, I see, I see.

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Hold Q, hold Q.

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Nice! Nice! Not bad, good.

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Alright, now just run at him.

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Now hold Q again.

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Alright, plus Q, plus Q.

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And E, E, E, E.

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Where's my team?

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Where's my team?

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Where's my team?

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So listen, what matters there is that that play would have worked if Diego didn't have flash.

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But now he has no flash, so you're good.

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But what you have to take away from that is the fact that you actually held your Q there.

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Like that's progress. Even if you lose this game, the fact that you held your Q once,

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is progress. You're getting better.

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Okay, got it.

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Were you excited for the Drake album, Dantez?

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Are you a big sixer?

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No, no, right.

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You're not a...

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Wait, you're not a...

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I thought you were Canadian. How do you not like Drake?

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Well, it's not a thing. Like, I don't like him.

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It's just a thing of, like, he makes songs.

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You know what I mean?

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Like, a lot of other people make songs if I listen to songs like them, but like, you know what I mean?

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Your turret has been disrulped.

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I feel like if my house got burned down, my chat would be like,

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You wouldn't have had your house burned down if you held Q.

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Are they right?

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You just need to stay to sleep.

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Yeah, they're on it, pretty.

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But listen, maybe if you had a health cure-

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Did I buy anything or no, you didn't say anything.

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No, no, no, just go back, go back, go back.

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But think of it this way, James, imagine your house burns down,

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But if you would have ended your game 3 minutes faster you could have stopped the electrical fire

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And the reason why you didn't stop it is because you didn't hold Q so you can not make a game

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Think about it

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I wanna walk mid

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No no walk back

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Here you are gonna die like this

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Go for it

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Flash on the head, we can't see

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Flash on the head

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Oh, hold Q on the head

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Oh, okay okay

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Like how am I gonna pull this one?

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How?

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How?

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How?

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How?

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How?

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Where are you guys?

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Alright, how about I just end just because this whole queue shit's annoying.

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Yo guys, it's a 4v1.

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Holding Q doesn't bring Jesus to Earth, okay?

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Like, oh my god, it's a fucking 4v1!

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4v1!

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What is holding Q gonna do?

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Do you want me to teach you or do you want me to glaze you?

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Nice.

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Yeah, your team is just fucking bulge at this game.

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Like I'm gonna be honest, it's completely their fault.

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If they would follow you up on any play at all, then you'd be able to completely win,

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but the fact that they're saying that, they're just like a complete fucking piece of shit

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that's holding you back.

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Okay.

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Can I show you something?

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Jhinx, can I show you something?

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Why does it ask me to verify my email every time?

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Because you're stuffing brofido.

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Okay, I want you to look at my screen share, okay?

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Do you see my screen share?

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One second.

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Come on, in a sec.

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Alright, what's up? I'm away.

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Okay, I want you to watch this, okay?

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So here you're walking, right?

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And then here you find the Jinx, okay?

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If you hold Q on her, right here, what do you think happens?

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Nothing, because holding Q doesn't work.

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Every time I do it, my guy just does nothing.

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And then you're like, hold Q, and I'm like, alright, I'm just going to tap it, because holding it didn't work.

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Okay, so then watching the bot isn't going to help anything.

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So let's get into practice, so are you ready?

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wait let me get a snack cuz I'm hungry maybe maybe I'm not me you don't deserve

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teeth you just lost the game you're gonna sit down and you're gonna get in

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the practice so okay now you're gonna lock in more work I'm gonna lock in

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James okay the holding Q is not a real it doesn't work out it's not a real thing

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Like every time I do it he just never attacks, he sits there.

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It's because the problem is that your mouse cursor is not staying on top of the champion.

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It's like, I'll give you an example, it's like in Rainbow Six, if you're shooting in

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the same spot, right?

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But then what if the guy moves?

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Yeah.

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Right?

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Well, what do you do then?

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Bro, don't say Rainbow Six, bro.

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You were doing this thing, you were doing cover fire.

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You're just shooting at nothing.

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Yeah, because my coach

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wouldn't even tell me what flipping cams meant.

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I have a question.

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All right, this is a different question.

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I need you to just answer these questions.

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Maybe it has fallen.

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Yeah.

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When I hold Q,

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is it the same exact range as tapping Q?

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Yes or no?

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Yes.

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Okay, next question.

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I just want you to answer the answer now.

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If I hold Q, but I'm out of range,

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and then I keep holding Q as I get in range, does it work?

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Do I have to re-initiate the entire thing?

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No, it works.

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So I want you to right now, like I'm right here,

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I want you to try holding Q on me.

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It worked.

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So now like sit there

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and I want you to refresh your ability cooldown.

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Click the first button.

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Why are you only tapping?

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There you go.

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Hold, hold.

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hold so why is it working now but it didn't work before but right there you

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just have so what are you doing that makes it so that sometimes you hold and

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other times you tap I think I just am rain dad yeah I think I'm just I think

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I'm just stupid okay well that doesn't solve anything so give me like a real

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answer why is it that sometimes you hold it and other times you only tap it I

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I

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Rocking I can't tell you. I don't know. I know I wanted to see something. I wanted a whole turn

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Right, okay, keep hoping children

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So I come with

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And now what happens there when you just happen

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So is there ever a scenario where I should just have when I'm fighting someone like when they're on the

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The only time you ever cap is if they're literally on top of you attacking you from on top of you

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That is it, but if they're not you always hold no matter what because like like hold it

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Look see I just got away because you didn't hold it do it again keep practicing

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That's actually

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Can I eat now?

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You see that?

06:13:18.200 --> 06:13:20.200
Can I eat now?

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Not yet. I still want to teach you something.

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Level up your character a few times.

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Now what you're going to do is, I want you to practice.

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I want you to arm several points in your ult.

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And then I want you to arm me and then hook you on top of me.

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Now hook you.

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Okay, do it again. Do it again.

06:13:42.640 --> 06:13:45.640
That seemed like I hinted by doing that. Dude, I got a weird hint.

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Alright, do it again.

06:13:47.640 --> 06:13:54.640
No, so while you're ulting, while you're ulting, what you do is you hold Q, like by the end of it.

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You just have. Jinx, you just lost the game because you just have.

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I'm holding Q.

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I'm R'ing him and I'm holding Q. Look, look, look, watch.

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Okay, go.

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on on Jesus I just ardent help you right after

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guys am I wrong or is he wrong

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so keep your cursor on top of me so I want you to sit there and the army

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and then just keep holding your cursor on top

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that's fine it's got the cursor

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do it again wait now

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Oh, it's over.

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You got it now?

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Okay.

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Yes. So now again, hold on.

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Okay, now I don't want you to...

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I want you to just hold Q.

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Now just hold Q.

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Again.

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Again.

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Again.

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Oh, it's over.

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Oh my god.

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Keep going, keep going. Again.

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There you go again. Yeah, I want to see you do it again. I'm back. I know aren't then hold Q aren't then hold Q

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No, Jaxie, can I even get away from you now? No now can I eat coach please?

06:15:15.120 --> 06:15:19.560
I'll let you have one snack and I'm gonna teach you something new. All right. Yeah, I'll be a guy

06:15:20.080 --> 06:15:22.160
Dude Drake's dropping in two hours chat

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Alright, guys, I'm gonna be completely honest.

06:15:29.260 --> 06:15:33.980
I genuinely think the only thing holding him back was the fact that he wasn't holding Q.

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So now if he's actually holding Q, I think every single one of his games is just gonna

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be insane.

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Like, I'm not even trolling.

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He still doesn't understand his E. Yeah, that's the next thing I'm going to teach him.

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Any other things that I should teach him, or are you guys saying that that's about it?

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Because now I want to teach his like E-Q-E combo.

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Do not overload.

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Active items.

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I don't think I teach him active items or wards yet, I think right now we just focus on the

06:16:23.280 --> 06:16:28.800
absolute basics and then tomorrow we can sit there and we can actually like do more, you

06:16:28.800 --> 06:16:39.080
know what I mean?

06:16:39.080 --> 06:16:48.440
Teach him not to leap with R. I mean, yeah, I get it, but I feel like an iron that's not

06:16:48.440 --> 06:16:55.440
like a big thing yet you know I mean

06:16:57.480 --> 06:16:59.600
maybe I make him practice like landing itself

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I mean when I'm like max movement speed

06:17:05.600 --> 06:17:10.600
what are you eating?

06:17:10.600 --> 06:17:12.960
I got a snack, I got a snack

06:17:12.960 --> 06:17:16.960
well okay what are you eating

06:17:16.960 --> 06:17:18.960
wait hold up

06:17:18.960 --> 06:17:25.960
five minutes till episode 4 of Ice Man

06:17:26.200 --> 06:17:28.200
wait say walaah

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okay that's enough time for us to practice another combo are you ready?

06:17:36.080 --> 06:17:36.640
okay

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so Jinxie

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now I'm gonna want you to sit there

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put your hands on your keyboard

06:17:41.080 --> 06:17:44.440
Okay, now let's practice again what you learned. Hold Q on me. Go.

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Again.

06:17:48.340 --> 06:17:48.840
Again.

06:17:49.480 --> 06:17:49.980
Again.

06:17:51.940 --> 06:17:52.440
Again.

06:17:52.940 --> 06:17:55.240
Alright, you learned. Now again, RQ.

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Watch this here, RQ.

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Again.

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RQ, RQ, RQ.

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Okay, you're good.

06:18:06.640 --> 06:18:10.940
Okay, so now Jynxy, this is where you're gonna learn now. I'm gonna teach you how your E works. Are you ready?

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So, I want you to press E and I want you to look at your hot bar.

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Do you see how when you press E, it's like there's like a one second delay and then you

06:18:22.680 --> 06:18:23.680
can like press E again.

06:18:23.680 --> 06:18:25.680
Do you see what I mean?

06:18:25.680 --> 06:18:26.680
Yeah.

06:18:26.680 --> 06:18:30.520
So, the first time you press E, it gives you damage reduction.

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The second time it clears, okay?

06:18:33.160 --> 06:18:37.680
So I want you to press E and then don't press anything else, alright?

06:18:37.680 --> 06:18:38.680
Okay.

06:18:38.680 --> 06:18:42.680
Okay, now I want you to press E, and then as soon as you can, press it again.

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Press it again.

06:18:47.680 --> 06:18:48.680
No, press E.

06:18:48.680 --> 06:18:50.680
Yeah, I'm pressing it again.

06:18:50.680 --> 06:18:54.680
So, do you see how I have a thing on top of me that says fleeing?

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So what that means is that whenever people are in range of you, and you press E on top of them, or the cast time expires,

06:19:04.680 --> 06:19:07.680
then they get CC, they get crowd control.

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So that's why what you want to do is I want you to E, hold Q on me and then E again.

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Try that.

06:19:21.680 --> 06:19:23.680
No, you just stop there. Try it again.

06:19:25.680 --> 06:19:28.680
No, it's E, hold Q, E.

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E, E, hold Q and then E.

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and then you instantly press it. So, Jengzee, I want you to just look right now at your

06:19:39.840 --> 06:19:44.320
keyboard, okay? Look right now at your keyboard. You see where your fingers are, right?

06:19:44.320 --> 06:19:45.320
Yeah. Yeah.

06:19:45.320 --> 06:19:51.040
Okay. So, right now, you know where your E is. So, if I say E, you just tap it, right?

06:19:51.040 --> 06:19:53.120
You don't have to look at your keyboard, right?

06:19:53.120 --> 06:19:54.120
Yeah.

06:19:54.120 --> 06:20:02.760
Okay. So, E hold Q, E. Do it again. Again. Hold Q, E. There you go. Now do it again.

06:20:02.760 --> 06:20:07.760
Okay, throw it again.

06:20:07.760 --> 06:20:13.760
Okay, so what this does is it makes it so when you get on top of people and you hold

06:20:13.760 --> 06:20:18.760
your Q, that now you can fear them to CC you so you can shit on them.

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What's up?

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Sometimes, Twink is dropping in two minutes though, bro.

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Alright, does that mean League of Zobber for today?

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No, no, no, no.

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Like, it's an episode, right?

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What's an episode?

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Shad's episode 4?

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It's on his YouTube?

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Or are you ready?

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Sometimes are you ready bro?

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Alright fuck it, let's watch it.

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You can leave by the way, you can leave.

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Oh, let me just get something to blow my nose one sec.

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Shad don't see it.

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Where do you see that?

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All right, but on his lock in it's like the biggest album drop of the year

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When's the last time you dropped an album?

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I think like all the dogs in our chat, is that 124?

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Where's the comment? Oh.

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All right, lock in. Bro, are you ready?

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Yep, let's see if it's good.

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Wait for chat. What is an episode?

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What is an episode? What is an episode?

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you

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Really make the roughest days in life look very relaxing

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Only see myself in my therapist glasses, but I'm not taking it serious because she's very attractive

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I know it's a heavy-ass decision

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Wait so they got this thing do this is frozen. Is this actually happening right now?

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Is this real

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That is

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They froze the building. Holy shit, that's insane.

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It's still the laziest thing I've ever heard in my life, but I don't even know what the

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point is.

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What was even the point of this?

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This is horrible.

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This is horrible.

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I feel like I'm on FaceTime with Drake and he's like,

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DROP.

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Where's the songs at, people?

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I don't care about an episode.

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This is actually the worst way they're starting to be helping.

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You're fucked, Drake. At this point we need to get ripped, Harold.

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Rob Drake's a great artist. He makes incredible songs.

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What the fuck am I listening to?

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What is this?

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Bro, stop talking!

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Where am I? Where's the song?

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Shout out to the real fans and knew what I had in the basement.

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Shout out to the fake fans I thought we had in the range.

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Yo, if you think this is good, you're just delusional in your dick sucking, guys.

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This is just low energy talking.

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If you think this is good, you're either brain dead or delusional in dick sucking.

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Like Drake's one of the greatest artists of all time.

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I'm not a delusional psychopath, though.

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If you think this is good, you're delusional in your brain dead.

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How many times have you tried to suck me out of that?

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Isn't that what that bunny also does?

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How many times have you about to ask if I had a vacation?

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How many artists I've had to witness do bad imitations?

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Natives want me all bent out of shape, rattled and shaking.

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My dad got cancer right now.

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We battle at stages.

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Trust me when I say there's plenty things

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that I'd rather be facing.

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All right, I'm calling loads.

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I'm calling loads.

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And this time, ask me to be deeper.

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I play the explaining.

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First flow's called tonight.

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I

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Man is big acting to build a man. I've been telling you

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academics

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Yeah, once it's me and watching rap, fax

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900 million for the chase

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Rack city, bitch, we remember the ad

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Damn, trying to get back to that

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It's dude shit, he takes care of it on the lab

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Fax, hit a nigga doing labs

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Trippers on my lap, I'm about to make a bad bed

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Hey, telecom ain't get it, boy, I'm lab dance

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Damn, y'all's really all I hoppin' back down

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Huh, now your names got redacted in

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Yeah, now your niggas got a side check

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Yeah, and I'm on the west side of pack 10

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Yeah, I'm fuckin' powerful, suck, yeah

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I'd like you to love me and wife

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And you wouldn't need to worry about a shit in your life

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Hey, why?

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Whee, hey, shit

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Car, while I'm living large

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Yeah, and I put that on seat

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There's enough for the bar

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When I lost big Nadia, I took it hard

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Need to call up a star for some call hard

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My new girl girl, you gotta look apart

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Hey, it's Mr. Make-Up, like, down there, go

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It's Mr. Poster, there's a way, go

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Now, too hard for the fucking radio

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Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

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Too hard for the fucking radio

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What the fuck?

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Who the fuck is the academic student in here?

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What the fuck is that?

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What the fuck?

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What the fuck is the academic doing in here?

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The hell?

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It's getting a lot better.

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I'm just gonna be honest.

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It's getting a lot.

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The songs are just way faster pace and more energizing.

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I'm starting to actually love it.

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Yeah, that's the first three. I agree. It was really just lazy

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But now it's like they're all energized in fast-paced. I like it. It's getting a lot better

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I had a good feeling about this album

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I tell you, say to me that all of them on G-Mouth DM ain't my man, nothing.

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Don't try coming around when the sports back to 10 nothing.

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For real.

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I don't want your nothingness shit.

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Look up, turbulent flights, dodging cumulus clouds, squares drawn a line, but we at the root of it now.

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It feels like I got a lot of even time, so I don't know if these are wins or not, based on what's suitable now.

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Now

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Put that jacket on anybody

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you

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you

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you

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Can't eat plain paints, y'all should pull up like a Barbie

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Riff when you so drunk, you just play Mickey then some party

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Sorry

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Before you know they get him kicked up out the lobby

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Girl, you know what's up with me, I fill up in her heartbeats

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She said she was Persian and started speaking Farsi.

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I don't know what's up with me, lady.

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you

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you

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Oh, yeah.

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trashed finally it's over finally thank God it's over WD DOS

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yeah I don't was he like drunk for like half of this album it's just like I don't

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I don't know man, I don't know.

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you

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Fuck! I feel like I'm watching more of a porno than a fucking album! Fuck! He's now

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I mean fuck!

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I'm better whip this headset off y'all I got about five more minutes in me we

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need music Drake I'm not hating I don't I'm not hating I don't listen to sex

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song all three albums shopping at midnight wait three three albums

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So he's dropping three albums in one hour.

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Three albums in one hour.

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Los's reaction to this information. Three albums in one hour. Let's see what Los says.

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Oh, Chrome Broke.

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Chrome Broke. Chrome Broke. Chrome Broke. Okay. Oh! Yo, Broke! What does that mean, Bro? What does that

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What does that mean bro?

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What does that mean buddy?

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What does that mean?

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Buddy, hey, what does that mean?

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There are, buddy, hey, what does that mean?

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There are three drinks.

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To get 1080p on kick I have to log in.

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What?

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What the fuck did I say?

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What the fuck did I say?

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Four days ago, dude.

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I'm already fucked up, bro. What does that mean, bro?

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You have to start drinking right now.

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Yo, this is your witnessing history.

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I don't know anything.

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How many artists have gone one, two, three in the billboards?

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But I don't know how to do it.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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How many artists have ever gone one, two, three

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in the billboards?

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Yo, Google that shit right now.

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Google that shit.

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Google that shit.

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Oh, shit, my fault.

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Google that shit.

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So what did we just listen to?

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What did we just listen to, bro?

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Blue, red, green, yo, this motherfucker's been playing this shit.

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Did that guy, yo, yo, check, take your fuck-

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It's an interlude, teasers.

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Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, hey, I'm about to freak out.

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I'm literally gonna freak out.

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I'm literally gonna freak out, I'm gonna freak out in a second.

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I know for a fact, he didn't get 21 Savage for a teaser.

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He got him on the album.

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I'm a human with a brain.

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That is a song on the album.

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I already know what it is.

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He got 21 Savage for a teaser.

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Sure.

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So, all right, so listen.

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You guys don't even know.

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No, Lili.

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What are you, Drake?

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Don't wait bro, bro wait dude. What's up, Frank? Drake only played like maybe eight songs

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Alright, love dude

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I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I.

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So,

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I like,

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I don't even want to listen to three albums.

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Three albums, I mean like,

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that's like telling me to read a novel.

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Three, three albums.

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Stay up and listen, you part timer.

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You know what, chat?

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I said I was going to stay up until midnight to listen to Drake's new album, Iceman.

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And now there's three albums.

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Look guys, can I just be honest, bro?

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There was some good songs in there, but listen dude.

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I'm not like a drunk girl at a club.

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So I don't know if Drake is like my guy anymore.

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I don't know.

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Look, dude, I miss like OG Drake.

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I might be too strong out on comp.

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Like I don't know what to say, bro.

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I don't know what to say.

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Maybe if I was a drunk girl at a club,

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but I don't know, bro.

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Like there was some things on there that I liked,

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but God damn it.

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I don't know, bro. I don't know. I don't know. His music just changed.

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I don't know. I guess Los, I guess Los is. I don't know, bro. I don't know, bro. It's like, I just feel like I was watching like, um, I feel like I was watching like a euphoria fucking episode in half of the songs, bro.

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And then it's just

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I got I don't know bro, I don't know man

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I don't know bro, I don't know

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I don't know bro

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Alright chat, well I'm hoppin off bro

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What I'll do is y'all know

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what I like so you guys listen to the three albums because I'd rather get my

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ass beat you guys listen to the three albums find the best songs and then I'll

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react to them tomorrow at the start of the street I just I don't know bro I

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I just feel like it's like a lot of just girly music, dude, which is cool, but not my style.

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Chatting about this mug, bro.

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I'm going to catch y'all tomorrow.

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Um, yes, bro, I'm going to catch y'all tomorrow.

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Uh, let me know the best songs, but yeah, I, I'm disappointed so far.

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Hopefully the albums are banners, but I have a feeling it's just drunk club sex music, which is cool.

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But I don't, I'm going to go listen to Kodak in my car.

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Alright chat, I'm going to catch y'all bro. Peace out man!

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And I'll see you in the next one.

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Stoppin' vs. Point tomorrow.

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3pm EST.

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It's going to be the greatest pro league match in the history of R6.

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And then tomorrow night we might be on Subnautica too with K-Zel, most likely.

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Love y'all.