you
I'm getting sick of it, it costs a lot for them, I say the stress should end.
She said I stopped for love because I'm back with time to bed.
Come right now, bring a friend for my friend.
You know what I'm saying?
Outside is back to what it was, you know what I'm saying?
Atlanta, tell you about my run, you know what I'm saying?
I'm not gonna lie future clocked it on this one. I'm not gonna lie future clocked it on this one.
The intro to this song is so good.
I'm
future clock that no no no no future clock that chat future clock that guys I'm not even
gonna lie. Future's snapped on this one. I'm just gonna keep it a box.
Soon be clear. This is not the vibe for today.
There's no point standing around. You'll only be showered by more boulders. Ready your
The horse is on the double!
The honest are all of us...riding toward death.
Yes we are.
And since we're dying anyway, you're saying that it's better...if we at least die fighting?
I am.
But wait, if we'll die anyway, then who cares what we do?
We could just disobey your orders, and it wouldn't mean a thing, would it?
Yes, you're precisely right.
Everything that you thought had meaning.
Every hope, dream, a moment of happiness.
None of it matters as you lie bleeding out on the battlefield.
None of it changes what a speeding rock does to a body.
We all die.
But does that mean our lives are meaningless?
Does that mean that there was no point in our being born?
Would you say that of our slain comrades?
What about their lives were they meaningless
They were not
There's an example to us all
The courageous for me the anguish for that that means that I legitimately have goosebumps and the match hasn't even started yet
Like guys I legitimately have goosebumps in the match. It hasn't even started dude
The match hasn't even fucking started y'all
Sway versus Stomp and Salt Lake City major quarterfinals. It's kicking off right after this game right here. Yeah
So, whoever wins this, um, we'll play the winner of Stomperless Way.
players can be in their head thinking have we done the right thing with the
day most stuff could be found here we've had guards come in he's caused a real
problem I have to eat before this day I have to I have to carve a load you too
by gotcha chat I have to carve a load before this game stop in versus point
kicking off in 43 minutes it might even start sooner because the series looks
like it's already over guys you guys see the steam coming off of that thing
Bro, I have to eat now because I need to carb a load.
Chat.
Shout out Michael Scott.
Chat.
I got pasta sauce on my leg and my foot.
Six second rule.
Listen.
I've said many times for many years
that would stop him, goes to pro league.
he's not going to do well.
No.
If someone goes to Pro League, he's not going to perform well.
No.
He will be the greatest professional Rainbow 60s player
of all time in three years, because that'll be enough time
for him to collect five majors.
Before, his team was a steaming pile of dog shit.
He still got them to a grand finals in his first ever event,
which might be the most impressive thing I've ever
considering his team of shit.
Now his team is good.
This major will mark the first ever major
that Stompens has ever won.
I said this a month ago.
As soon as I saw the team,
as soon as I saw it was in Salt Lake City,
I just knew it was prophesized,
he's gonna win this.
Now, this weekend,
this could be a very emotional weekend for me, bro.
Grand finals, if Stompens lifts an up a trophy,
there's an 85% chance I might shot a tear, bro.
I'm gonna call it a 85% chance.
15% chance I stay strong.
That is basically my sign, y'all.
Yeah, I'm chat, who do you guys got?
Now chat, let's ask your opinion.
You guys already know who I got.
I fucking loves boy, but chat,
you already know who I got, bro.
I got G2, one of the whole major.
I got stop and winning this first ever major.
Yeah, who do y'all got?
Cheese and bigger picture one, ball bigger picture one.
Chad, do you guys got Stomper or Spoil?
Who do y'all got?
Laira's gonna make her break them?
Wait, do we know the maps already or no?
Do we know the maps or not yet?
I really wanna know the maps.
No way it's Laira.
Are you dead ass?
No way it's Laira.
Chad, Runupole, who do you guys got?
Stomper or Spoil?
I mean, I wouldn't mind watching a Laira game.
You can think of it as your one RK, think of it as one.
Jack, this is the most exciting pro league match of all the world.
you
I think it's working.
So wait, how about what you do?
I'm just sure, I'm just like,
you're talking about me just with your protocol,
and I was just like.
All right, Beth, appreciate it.
Yeah.
Like tomorrow or something,
we'll figure out what to do with like Toolkit
or something, switch servers or something.
I don't know, but all right, Meeho.
All right, see you.
So Chad, that's what happened like all day today.
I hope it doesn't, but I don't know, maybe it won't.
The whole thing is fucked.
Well, you guys know how it is, bro.
Every week, my entire like set it up explodes
in one way or another.
Trip, think of it as your one.
TV, think of it as your one.
Polo, think of it as your one.
Keto, think of it as your one.
So chat, stop it first, boy.
Kick it off up in this game.
I have something to hope with.
It looks like this game's over, chat.
Wow, the game is starting earlier than we thought.
what he needs up to 11 and 3.
Rendo with all three smoking back pocket.
A seat board to help.
But cannot stand the time.
A twisted mind. There is still a shield
on the board.
He takes a little bit of damage, but can find his way in.
And a little bit of space to put that
diffuser down. Enterprise.
Two versus three as they start on the
retic. Ah, both plan with a shield.
To keep themselves in the
major. And here we go.
Guys up nice and close. He's been a fantastic player
So Twisted Mind is the first semi-finalist with her shown.
Twisted Mind is the first semi-finalist with her shown.
So, Jack, Twisted Minds makes it a semifinals,
which I was not expecting.
Does this mean Stoppins game starts earlier?
Asked you, your wings are moldy,
listen to coconut water,
listen to no face, no case,
listen to National Treasure.
Guys, I'm not listening to shit.
You look so handsome, my good little boy.
I look handsome, what?
What do you guys think of Drake's album?
I'm your dad.
I think it's one.
Cheer up.
I think it's one.
What do you guys think of Drake's album, bro?
Good, mid, or bad?
Good, mid, or bad, run a poll.
Your chat streak, I played this morning,
I saw in my chat streak.
Look, I played this morning.
I still have it, 52 or 52.
Chat, good, bad, or mid?
Good, mid, or bad?
I heard Iceman was like solid and then I heard the other two albums were like literally
fucking terrible.
That's like the general consensus that I've heard from like majority of people on the
internet.
Is that Iceman was solid and then the other two albums were literally horrible.
What is this?
Oh my God. Critic score 60, user score 56.
Holy shit. Holy shit.
User score 24, user score 29 after,
what is that, 3,000 ratings?
Okay.
Nothing was the same 77, take care 76.
I would have low key put these like higher than that.
Yeah, so statistically it's his,
statistically these are his worst two albums ever
made of honor and Habiti.
Yeah, this is what I heard.
I heard Iceman was solid.
And we listened to like, I mean, all the songs in his preview, which were like mainly as better songs.
But there were some good songs in there.
Like for sure.
What was the point of dropping three albums at once?
There's only one word to describe that, Manic.
What was the point of dropping three albums at once?
Oh, to get out of his deal.
Oh, oh, oh my God, he finessed them?
He fucking finessed them?
So he just shit out two albums
and then Ice Man was solid.
Ah, that actually makes sense.
Wait, so chat, like these songs were like, like really bad?
Habity isn't bad, but made of honor.
If Stoppin wins, I will cream.
See bro, this is the exact energy we need in this chat today.
This is the exact energy we need in this chat today.
This is the exact energy we need in this fucking chat today.
This is the exact fucking energy we need in this chat, bro.
This is the shit I'm talking about, dude.
Plays in four minutes dead ass
Stopping plays in four minutes wait, what is this?
What is this high-bass
Cheetah print Drake sexy red user score 15 based on 842 ratings
5% of users like this song 80% of users don't like this song
Jesus Christ, dude.
Yeah, I don't know, man.
You know what I learned about?
What I learned about albums is I feel like the more hype an album has,
the more disappointing it always is.
The best albums ever are just like, you know,
when Drake's just primed out in Toronto in 2009,
and he's just making take care, and he's just fucking hungry,
And he hasn't really proven himself fully yet or like
You know what I'm saying like the best albums are just made like when you're all hungry. You know what I mean? I
Believe people try to force it a lot
Including me bro, like I wanted Iceman to be like
But I wouldn't ice man to be like a fucking insane album and like there was some good songs
But like nothing competes with like prime Drake, bro
Prime Drake's like top three all time
So yeah, I think the more hype an album has, the more open it is to just being a complete disappointment.
Think of it like fucking GTA 6, bro. Think of an album like that.
Like GTA 6 has a lot of hype, bro. They need to lock in because it's like, there's so much anticipation on it. You know what I mean?
Listen to it. I listened to like 10 songs on Ice Man yesterday in the preview. I think I got enough of a flavor of the album.
I've also just heard a general disappointment from a majority of people, but there is some
banger songs and I'm sure I'll chip away at it, but yeah, no.
I heard of the entire episode, which was like 15 songs or 12 songs or however many songs
it was.
And then you guys said it wasn't the album and I said it's the album.
You wouldn't get 21 Savage in Future for a fucking teaser and it ended up being the
album.
So you're forming your opinion based off of the internet?
No, I'm forming my opinion on the episode being underwhelming.
Yes, think of it as a one.
I'm forming my opinion off of listening to 15 songs on the episode and being disappointed.
That's what I'm boring my opinion off of.
And also the opinions of millions of people, yes.
Gates, think of it as a crime.
Also the critic reviews too.
The other two albums are like his worst statistical albums he's ever made.
G2 is starting?
I don't know if they're starting yet.
I don't know.
It starts in a minute.
Dude, I remember when I went to Utah, chat.
But I remember when I went to Salt Lake City, Utah, it's actually such a cool city because
it's like, the city is a bowl and the mountains surrounding it, it's like literally a bowl.
So everywhere you look there's just mountains.
Dude, I'm gonna be honest, first time going to Utah, seeing the mountains was so fucking
cool, but then I got used to it, cause I was there for like a week.
But Utah is, Utah is kinda peak, I'm not gonna lie.
Utah is kinda peak, yeah.
Wait, so does this mean stop and blaze in 30 seconds?
Say you swear to god!
I was disappointed too. Yeah, bro. Like look, I'm not saying the Drake album was shit. I'm not saying ice album was or Iceman was shit
I'm just saying Iceman was disappointing. It was a letdown
There was a couple of good songs though. There was a couple of good songs, but majority of it was just lazy
lazy, lazy sex songs that, like some people are into that.
I'm not, I like, I like when Drake is just in flow state,
like that's prime Drake.
When Drake is just in fucking flow state,
but I was not feeling that on the album at all.
I was not feeling that, bro.
And again, I want to be clear, I'm not a hater.
I'm just a unbiased, like Drake doesn't know me.
I don't know Drake.
I've never spoken to him in my life.
I'm just unbiased.
Drake is one of the greatest artists of all time.
That album was underwhelming and disappointing.
Like, honestly, most albums have been in the last three,
four years.
Most rap albums have just been underwhelming.
They get all the hype, and then there's like two good songs.
Yeah, I'm not a hater, bro.
I don't just hate to hate.
I love music.
I love Drake, Drake's goaded.
Drake is one of the greatest of all time.
That album was disappointing, period.
If you disagree, that's fine.
Everybody's entitled with their own opinion.
I think majority of people agree with me
that the album was underwhelming.
Like that's the general consensus.
Music is like food though, bro.
Some people might like,
some people might like Scout Ups and Lobster.
I don't like Scout Ups and Lobster.
Some people might like it.
It's all just, it's subjective, bro.
It's all just subjective.
I thought the album was underwhelming.
You might think it's the greatest thing ever, and that's cool.
You might hate the album more than I hated it.
That's also cool.
Everybody has their own opinions, bro.
It's music.
I would fucking listen to Iceman every day to me not a single song. I heard I would put on
My playlist maybe a couple actually maybe the um I
Already got the name of it for the one where he was like flowing that's all
Whatever music is smooth not everybody has to like what you like
Yeah, I just would stop the album was underwhelming. I thought the album was underwhelming game
Wait, what is this bad boys? And you know speaking with Doki last night? Whoa?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Aura.
We're stopping.
There he is.
Wait, they got the NBA walkouts now?
In the sprinter?
They got the NBA walkouts now?
He got a lanter?
Chad, this is gonna be cinnamon.
This is gonna be cinnamon, dude.
Look at stop it, look at stop it.
And especially here now they're on main stage yet again to prove why they're so deserving to be here
They love to pie don't they? They're absolutely
What is it about this Ross that that really is standing out to you right now?
I mean I'm getting chills just talking about the lethal dynamic of this team when you think about that spearhead that entry point of Shai
Go and look at his look at his stats
109 EPS, best in the team, 73 and 53, best in the team, 9 and 7 on entry, 69% cost, and
he's maining second support.
Brother, let me say this again.
He has the highest KV on his team, and he's maining second support.
his most played attacker is Haban.
He's 20 kills positive on FLECT!
20 kills positive on FLECT!
Oh my god, damn.
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
PLACE HIM!
Yep.
I- I- I- I love this.
I don't even think he's reached his peak yet, and that is something so scary and frightening to go again.
That's a beautiful way to put it. That was really well said. I mean, stomping him down.
Laxing, I love you bro. I love you more.
You're gonna look at him and be like, oh, shouldn't he be on entry? But that's not the key to it.
You put him on a flex support, you put him as the third man in. Once he locks down a position,
I mean, that's where the clutch factor comes out, those Jinxy 1v1s.
That's where he's able to shine when he's in those situations.
I think the fans here is rich to see him as well, and they're also massively excited to see the NA super team on the other side
shop if I
Here we go
Look at split look at split
Holy moh
I mean, I'm glad you said the NA super team because some people forget that this is the NA super team
They have so much talent on the roster Canadian the best arguably
Historical IGL in the world and be up and coming rookie. I mean it's a really crazy to say that he's still a rookie
But that being said he's an amazing player sir freaks in the back bone
Bro, this is just cracks also
I mean this team has all of the pieces what they need to be able to solve
They have the best players in the best positions. They are flawless in this event
Chat this is gonna be beat. Oh my god. Oh my god
Because we wanted to save it for this part. I mean yeah all eyes have been on him and something that we saw during kickoff
Him saying that I'm doubting me. I can't believe he tweeted this before the major and he's number one rated player at the event right now
This is him that they were receiving and now you look at how they came into Salt Lake City in Utah
I mean these are her spoiled night and day difference. He's been a tremendous at getting those opening kills and that's all
Chat he's 40 kills positive
really aren't that bad he's still you know a top 10 top 20 player absolutely so
the fact that people were criticizing so heavily is very confusing to me but he
took that personally and the whole team has really been firing on all so many
comes to this about yeah they absolutely have and I think it's something to note
I mean they got a lot of shit during kickoff yeah it was in best of ones we
saw what they were able to replicate in best of threes and they have ran the
gauntlet technically speaking even here they had to play extra games and even
going into this year they have more rounds played than G2 has and when we
think about as former players getting those extra reps especially coming into a
main stage appearance definitely will pay off and when we look at kickoff and
all the issues that they had opening kills staying alive using that man
advantage being able to use canadian spoilt not only is playing amazing but
the whole team is amplified to the best survival team to the best entry team and
the best cost team so essentially when they're getting that opening kill which
they're dominating they're able to stay alive they're not losing oh absolutely I
mean all these players know what it's like to be on the stage some of these
players know what it's like to win world championships to say the least but the fact of the matter is here
something you can definitely expect from this matchup it's going to be a strike best it is going
to be blow for blow trade for trade i'm expecting nothing less than straight gun fights straight
action and i just want to get into it i want to get into it as well we said yeah can we start this
dinner what and we cannot i'm horny and i also cannot wait to see who you versus for who's the
the better player is it stumping or spying overwhelmingly going in favor of
any bias stumping what do you think of that I mean it makes it makes sense I
feel like again people are forgetting who sport is I agree straight up the gate
being able to win your first major coming to NA being able to dominate on a team
of so much talent always being that name that people talk about and again his
statistics he was still within that top 10 top 15 your chat we were criticizing
Does anybody have that chart of like stoppins?
Does anybody have that chart of stoppins like pro league consistency?
I want to talk about here.
Of all the events.
My favorite players in the entire scene.
And I met him actually at my very first event, the Charlotte Major way back in 2022.
I think you might remember it when BZ went on to raise the trophy and it was fronted by the man Canadian.
And when he steps up in front of a home crowd like this, he tends to turn into a different beast.
I mean, I think something from Canadian that we all know and love is the passion that he's able to radiate
I mean him screaming big and something that he said an interview
Yeah, this is gonna be peak
Chad, this is gonna be insane
Whenever you're in front of an NA crowd, I hope that you're able to see that young Canadian
I mean, he's looking like they're looking at that line-up, look at the Chris Pearline
I mean, he's definitely turning back to you
I mean, by far, SR has one of the best rookies on the team, Canadian himself
Do you think he's still got it?
I think it's one of those things that when you look at SR when you look at Canadian you're not looking at him to still have it still have kills
You're looking at him to be able to lead the team and when you look at the statistics when it comes to cost
That's something that he's doing well
He's able to manage his team very well and if they can keep getting those opening kills then SR will be very comfortable
Absolutely, and I think that's the important note to take away here throughout the years and how you know how much
Troy and himself has evolved as a player sure
Maybe he's not getting the brakes, but he doesn't need to get the break because he's surrounded by all-star players
And I'll say it's a big cause for concern if you see Troy at the top of the board
Because clearly something is going wrong
But if you're seeing Troy going three and seven two and five whatever that is that really is off the backing of him setting the rest of
The team up and getting my glorious king, bro
289 kills positive 69% cost
Bro, but I like to the chart that fat have because it showed him getting better at every event
Like he's just keeps repriming every event phase game where they got blown out of the water
Bro G2's team is like so intimidating
Bro imagine you're like
You're loading into a server and you're playing against fucking shaco
And stop it five on the on the roster, but at the same time they're assuming that's a lot
That's a lot of tempo
shoulders to be able to use a few pieces when they lose that opening kill to be able to win rounds back.
I keep glancing at the screen down here and seeing what you guys are seeing at home and it still
blows my mind for this day to see Shaiqa and G2 Jazzy. I'm loving it. Are you ready for Mat Vito's right now?
I'm ready. All right, let's do this. Let's run the predictions on the best of three.
Or should we do the maps? Maps probably. Yeah, do the predictions on the maps.
Comfortable G2's picking bank. One of their better maps.
Cafe layer wow once so far into the bank cafe layer
Shit
Deciders layer which is one of those maps that I saw love to play they wouldn't lose it sometimes
It's again another small my god map that G2 can take advantage of life
I mean in both and all three of these maps you really have to be able to circumvent
Decider is a player those dynamics, but layer is honestly that I'm looking at
Lair is starting to grow on me in only watching pro league. I hate playing Lair because nobody plays the game properly in rekt
But in pro league Lair is fun to watch because it's so strat having g2 in that matchup
But when you just even look at bank honestly 80 days cafe is a little
Little fratty was beaten but bank and Lair are just really recently and when you look at SR
They beat an IP they beat MAD but they lost to one of them
They've lost the face and I would say that serving sample if you're a g2 fan
You got to feel pretty comfortable not going into that last match your chat
Does mingo want to call does mingo want to call?
Yeah, but a type at a time for too long ice man Tiffany blue sauce
And we got a jinxie verse call here
To push and pull at any given moment because both these teams
stylistically they play and match up very well so it's really going to be about
who's countering who's understanding when making aggressive how can you fall back
play off the layer play off a teammate play into your strengths and abuse the
opponent's mistakes now just before getting here I actually did a road trip
from Texas to Salt Lake City you know Elstheat stumping how excited you think
he'll be to the home crowd here in the US
I think it's something where you're when you're playing in your home crowd every player that's
experienced it has so much more than just winning an event you're winning
somewhere in your hometown where people want to see you when that's dope for me
and it's just a feeling like no other being able to hear that crowd cheers
just about to find it.
Should we test it?
I think we should test it.
And any stumping fans in the building!
Yeah!
Actually right behind there let's go check any stumping fans in the building!
Yeah!
That's what he's gonna be hearing.
Anytime he does anything clutch, anytime he makes a strong play in it.
Bro, Mingo, are you fucking ready?
I didn't even get to mention it.
Yeah, bro.
Bro, no, no, no.
I'm not scared at all.
No, no, no, no.
Are you ready, bro?
Are you fucking ready?
Yes.
Mingo, there's been so many snooze-fast-ass years of Pro League Siege.
This right here is the most excited...
I'm more excited for this than any SI Grand Finals ever bro stop and burst spoilt in a major on a main stage
In short, I honestly and I want to say yes, so that's what we're doing most as a show
I'm a jinkie honestly, bro. The biggest things in Pro League are all in this lobby the three biggest things in bro
Nick, okay, but you know it's only gonna get better
Jason's gonna be in pro league next month. I know me. How I raise in pro league magic afraid maybe of it
it.
Important.
Yes.
It's always been that conversation.
Bro, I know.
Because then you add casein into the mix and I feel like Pro League is like actually going
through a revival.
Like Pro League Siege has been so dry and bland and boring for years.
The last time it was fun was like the Penta, Pengu, Chate, fucking Fabian super team years
ago and then it sort of just totally died when all those guys left and I don't know,
bro.
It just feels like Pro League is going through like a revival.
because Shaiqa's been here numerous times.
Raid, Aiden, stop in case you-
He's away from getting a championship
on any development.
Why Shaiqa?
Shaiqa, hold on.
Yo, Raid, what's up, bro?
Are we having a fucking problem, bro?
Raid, there's no problem, dude.
Amingo's slow blowing.
What do you mean, you're saying, no, what?
I didn't- no, Raid.
No, Raid.
I thought we were right there.
Bro, we want you there, dude.
Take a chill pill.
I'm gonna get a fucking major next fucking whatever it is.
Yeah, we need you there, dude.
With our-
No one's laughing, bro, what?
you like what I said that you want to join okay join the call join the call
join the call join I got it bro I feel like by the end of the day there's
going to be 27 people in this call but I don't care yeah okay get ready get ready
get ready I'm scared I'm doing it just to protect them I'm not doing it bro ask
This question though
Um is stopping ever actually losing this major ever is this ever happening? We know stop
It's up and ever losing this bro. His team finally got a bubble. He desperately needed his team to get buffed
He's literally have his best major ever statistically
Like is he ever losing this bro?
Also, bro, he plays twisted mind and semis which that team just beat them so now they're gonna get their get back, right?
fear or sheikah to be around it they're gonna get their fucking get back to you
and then finals it's probably gonna be like phase oh my god that'd be so big
holy shit I could see like DZ or wild part making it to that look at any team
from the other side everybody does it's this all right stop we're not doing this
and a bias shit phase is the best team of all time stop it's gonna play phase
and finals period and of story that's what's gonna happen I guarantee it I
I said that's gonna happen.
Not if Falcons beat them though.
Falcons have the best shit.
Miho, Miho, Falcons is not beating FaZe.
Oh, fuck, I'm gonna get you.
You're not doing it, FaZe is.
Let's fuck 100 gifting.
You wanna put up, okay, you wanna, dude,
you wanna bet, you wanna bet, you wanna bet?
Dude, let's put up.
I have 200 gifting on FaZe.
Vamo, Bora, Karajan.
All right, hey, just like the last one,
I lost like 100 gifting, fuck it.
Yeah, I'm just saying bet, okay.
You're betting on a team.
You're gifting, you know, Jynxky, I'll do 100 gifting.
You wanna bet on, you wanna bet on Falcons?
Yeah, I'm just gonna bet but but none of us are no one's betting on the stop and game
We're gonna come together as a team
Oh, well, let's not jinxie. I can't in GTA fuck. I forgot. Oh, yeah in GTA
Yeah, I can't bet because
Whoa, just well Joe what's happening darkness? Oh my god
In the semi-final who will be next to join them let's welcome
I like this guy a lot. Ian, I like this guy.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Who is it?
Stop it.
There's something that's on the right! There's something on the right!
There's Saiko!
Saiko, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Ben Jemasto!
Saiko, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Stop it! Yeah!
Bro, guys, get horning, get horning.
You're getting chills.
Stop what? Of course, stop it. Six, two.
god damn it he's good at everything of course he's 6-2
okay oh my god guys i got about a thing about a thing about a thing
don't you stop stop it stop it i don't know i was here in the chat i was here in the chat
play this bro me back in our six history man
don't forget what Ben just told us on Saturday
score predictions what's the word
map 175
I like that
I think he goes back there
wait he got map 3
map 5 is not winning bank so
three-point Mug
Yeah, he's a chat like for sure. Watch. He's gonna get about to have the best in this life. Oh
My god
Guys, I'm guys. I'm gonna come in my pants for this game guys. I'm gonna come in my pants for this game guys
I'm gonna come in my pants like is this actually happening right now
Wait the dentures are kind of tough. I'm not gonna lie
Also, they did you guys see the NBA walkouts out of the sprinter band?
When did this get out of there?
Okay, surface is nasty, amp is nasty, Canadian is nasty,
Smoid is nasty, Rexon is nasty, this is a nasty team.
This is a nasty team.
But Stomach's the greatest ever, bitch!
Stomach's the greatest ever!
Come on.
Bro, I said chat in three years time, Stomach will be known as the go to the game.
He just needs three years to stack up like six majors, I'm telling you.
I
Be so cracked bro, and he's kind of scary. I'm not gonna like and be and we actually have 20 mom potential
Yeah, if it is the person I would be most afraid of playing again. He's actually so consistent
Just like I'm cocaine when he plays bro
He's insane. I can't lie. Oh my god. Stop it. Yes
Wait, he's lined up behind mute mute shotgun wait. Okay. This is a good sign
Very familiar faces when it comes to rainbow six each year up on the main stage. I love having bro Jack
This is actually a generational game
Is this the best version of G2 and how are you gonna prove that here?
Yeah, I mean absolutely. We brought something and you guys at home town favorite last year the best player in the world
Yep, then we thought we'd bring in the second best player in the world cycle to help them out
Oh shit
the best player in the world,
Benjaminster to help him out.
And then you got me and Carl, so.
Canadian, you look in any crowds.
And I look to see you in front of them.
How excited it is to be here.
Canadian looks amazing.
Canadian has aura, I'm not gonna lie.
I am not gonna lie when Canadian's on stage,
he has a lot of aura.
You know when he gets in people's faces,
I love that shit.
Let's play some good C, Jack.
Woo!
Jack probably the best,
You're the objective base player of all time.
His aim is kind of out the window nowadays, though.
Guys, I'm not really liking the Gigi Durgies right now, bro.
This is what they like to call rebellion.
What the?
Get the fuck out of the call!
Don't ever say I'm stupid!
Say it again in my ear!
Don't ever say I'm stupid!
Say it again in my ear!
Don't ever say it again in my ear!
Don't say that bullshit here!
Who's taking this fast-core final?
Is it gonna be Gigi too?
Hey
All right, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, today's about positivity y'all what the fuck
Like no no no no no what the fuck is that shit? That's me point six KV
Fuck what yours your support player your support me. Ho, but that's not even acceptable Ian John
This is our time
We've ever been in front of a crowd and what a match to do show me
Like a doc in the front
This is their first ever live cast and it's this game that is Pete been two oh and one oh in a best of one
And one of those maps as well Harrison being on layer
I think they're pretty good too, so.
Let's go with Zach.
No way!
Let's go guys!
Bro, we have to watch the phase game too.
I'm not gonna lie.
Alright, I don't know.
We don't have to watch all the games.
I'm not gonna lie, these are P-games.
Shaco, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Imagine she's like, cool, all of them out.
Yeah, do y'all remember Shikos like 28?
Game or game?
Great deal Rachel.
But they still have their stars at a place.
You know why I can't let you do that.
Being the highest rated player at the event currently,
there's a lot between the two teams in both history
and how well they've played each other.
But who's the highest rated player right now?
The thing is though, he was in play-ins
and like the teams in play-ins were horrible.
Just outside.
But to be unbiased,
Boy is playing...
He's still playing insane.
Boy's playing insane,
farming people and plant like that's a fun guy.
So imagine I'm at this on a controller.
Yeah, bro, bro, if the in the next year, if Kason and Mingo go pro,
actually pro league R6 will be like the best.
That's the only problem is that sucks is like.
Oh, we have to be hard for everyone to go because of like an age.
They think it's like an eighth like only four and eight teams can make a land.
So like, yeah, it's true.
That's true.
He's having plenty of history as well.
against FaZe. I didn't mention G2's style of play and being very aggressive.
Okay, Serpent is so underrated. Serpent is so nasty. I think he's the second best player.
Yeah, Serpent is so underrated. It's actually disgusting. He's so turd.
I think that was a great take.
Also, his little brother, Senna, was, I took this day, my least favorite human to play against
ever in R6. He would play Monty and just, like, he would just put his nuts on your face.
I play this pro league team like three times
Like seven one them every game getting that info
Right there settings make sure you're good. We're about to start. Oh my god guys. I'm gonna pull my cock out for this
Oh my fucking god greatest greatest pro league match ever tap right here
Oh
One lobby would you ever hear yourself saying that?
In a fucking pro league setting bro. Shikos wouldn't stop it in one lobby of pro league. I'd never thought that would be a thing
Miko launchers on a basement attack
Yeah, and I think too this is gonna be a it's hard to because the separate regions and they both have to make it
And not only does that make it that both have to match each other as well
This roster the other four have been there done that Shiko has numerous
We might not see this again
Bro, I'm saying appreciate this VO3 because you might never see this main stage VO3 ever again
You might actually never see it again. That's how Prodigy is
This could be their best shot at it. You know teams
If I start about this game
Stop
Yeah, and I even got their man. I'm enjoying that match up every map is your thing. Yo
Every map is your map
When stopping is on your team every map is your goddamn
Like a
Thanks for bringing my game your glass.
Yeah, well, it's good.
I'll see you.
I like that.
I'm sure.
Yeah, well, I'm a bank.
No, it is a place.
Whoa.
Game cap.
Getting right out of the way.
I would say, if you come to a bank, you really have to fight everything.
Like, you can't let people execute with the out there in the game.
If you give up if you give up space you immediately lose against a good team
Yeah, you have to just fight and die fight and die
The blue stairs player I think stop
It'll be open area and stage
Okay
60s you're paying to counter the whole extended shield.
Those fucking Zowie monitors that I got there,
and just stuff.
When you're getting the main breach opened up
on top floor sites like CEO against Sack K,
dealing with that.
I think Minion's going to do really good.
It's now a million times easier because the lack of
the game is going to come back again.
The K plus by the way.
Here we go, guys, here we go.
Discuss G2 on a very heavy roam, tons of information
with the help of Doki on the Solus,
Benja playing Valkyrie with those black eye cameras,
and the mobility of Alamow on the Oryx,
an operator that is rarely seen.
This could be an early engagement surf and doki
Get away
Point let's go let's go guys
Oh
It's going down to stop it again shop
They're in
I'm gonna try to close
Stop it's on me great stops of all time
This D4 will win him the round. This D4 will win him the round.
He knows what the buff is. He's gonna kill him.
This is about to end.
This D4 will win him the round.
No, no. Stop him 1v2.
Stop him 1v2.
And the Canadian can start to back off. You see the nook already retreating leaving his IGL to try and fend for himself
Seth and nook can take the advantage upstairs
They're both stairs, he has a keyboard right?
He does
And now this is a
Yeah, put it down, man
He's gonna throw it
Wow
But he knows the hatch is open
This should be a losing round
Oh ho, that's awesome
Good second, second, second, we're good
And he's really good at this
Holy shit
Why do they have nothing in the file staircase every time?
Yeah
They had the orange bar, but they should have put something there
Yeah
That's the going into this game
I said Ambi's probably the most terrifying person to play against cuz she'll actually just try to make plays the whole game
And his aim is so good
The real problem is this though, it's just he's in lobby in 30 seconds and they have no idea
He's too low on HP to directly challenge him.
You can just tell him he doesn't take by the way he's playing, bro.
Oh my God, do you imagine that?
Yo, Ray, if Stopping throws the Z4, does it kill him when he's on the table like that or now?
He's 1 HP, so maybe.
Maybe, yeah. That's what I'm thinking.
Because, yeah, Ambi was hopped up on the table.
Oh.
Probably, yeah.
Yeah, I think Ambi was low on HP.
We're good, come on, let's go.
Let's go.
I heard that the stop was going to play Blue Stairs with Smoke, this is going to be big.
I like Doki's tempo too, it just has so much presence on Sola.
I hope Doki just sticks Sola's ult.
Yo Snake's death on God overpowered, I don't know how they can make an American but they need to figure out a way.
Snake's overpowered in fives and then in 1v1s he's like game breaking.
to clear out for Shopify rebellion. So he just does everything.
Yeah, it's good. Matties.
Oh, Lulacan. Lulacan.
Yeah, we need Lulacan right now.
Cut the Ambi around, Kato.
Yeah, I said Ambi's terrified.
First round, dude. Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
You can still play a lot by yourself, but your scanner,
but just have more.
They're not on the BP and they got the finwear.
So they're taking space again.
This is back to back rounds.
We're just taking the stage question.
And they have a cam on them.
Not a good start, guys.
Let's call it what it is.
Not a good start, but this game is very vulnerable.
Wait, this map's really attack-ersided, too.
Yeah, the G2s get on the touch.
Oh, snake.
Even if it's a 2-4 split, it's down and back.
Get Chalice.
Get Chalice, Doki.
Come on, Doki.
Get Chalice, Doki.
Oh, my gosh.
Ambi's alive.
Bro, this is...
I'm low-key.
Ambi's probably the best player in NA.
I'm not gonna lie.
I
I got a kill over there
I'm not gonna say this I don't think around could have physically with worse than that they took a garage instantly
They had a camera on Benja. He had no idea. He got walked down and then Doki lost his one
Closing
Okay
I agree, I think that's why they're being in caps, so they can fight for server, yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
I think that's why they're being in caps.
I agree.
I think that's why they're being in caps, so they can fight for server.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
I agree, I think that's why they're being kept so they can fight for server.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
That's what he said.
I think we gotta go back down then.
What about the other side?
Yeah, there's no banning, no banning.
Yeah, you wouldn't ban CAP.
Now, Ramalio was talking.
Yeah, he's gonna go down.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
My guys!
I might spot him!
We see someone like
I
Mean sights in the game just because that window right man
So so a problem keeping as simple as possible. They just need to keep and be like, you know
Sort of wrapped up and just be more aware of these like early gaps the hallway
Yeah, no one's even on the garage BP and then benches even though there's a drone
I think the class is good. I'm gonna like a stop on it, but definitely good
Loves using shields, so he loves playing shields
I can play literally whatever
Especially with this roster, he does have to get on the mid-trolls, but he's just so good at it anyways
This is actually interesting, I'm not gonna lie, I'm being thrown off right now
Me too
Ambi again, take a shot.
This is like G2's like, good match.
Yeah.
Ambi's moving like flybo, right now.
You see it?
Not that bad.
He's well.
Look at Ambi, he's just fucking blind.
Is he going to drone?
He's floating.
He's just walking.
There's no drone.
He's just walking.
G2 will be aware of it.
He's just punching by.
He's floating, bro.
He's going to walk away.
Just one, too.
Yeah, these are the things you do when you're six and out.
At the top of these stairs, you start walking at your wall.
The zombie of Shaco stomping, also playing
an E3 for a potential crossfire.
You look at our first take.
Maybe just sits.
They definitely do, though.
This is a creepy angle.
Look at this.
Yeah, I don't like that.
I feel like soloists might walk in this undone event.
Should now have all of first floor cleared out.
They know that Doki is playing.
All right, man, off to the worst start imaginable,
but it's time to bounce back.
Rotate downstairs.
I already like how this game's going.
By rebellion, with the exception of Andy currently just
outside on the rappels.
They have so much control though, bro.
Surf's just gonna squeeze them for half a month.
This is the longest we've got.
That's what they're playing below in this map.
Oh look, they have the Blitz.
We should be a lobby hit.
Yeah.
They can't play like each other because Ambies blow.
Yeah.
So that gets right there.
So that's it.
Playing up by the CEO window.
It's got those RUs again cutting off massive sites.
I forgot the G2 when we see this.
Alright, we got a minute to see.
The bomb is 8am with Blitz.
They're all going to have to get up the same time on the right side and they want the brakes.
On that angle, yeah, on that angle, Nick.
Yep, Adam, I literally said I'm feeling Doki's going to walk into this unknowingly.
They're called Bones, the Tracer.
Oh, he already crossed.
Did he get the hit in?
Nice, Benja!
Eat the smoke, eat the smoke!
Oh my god.
Ambious Turd.
in.
On the clash, he takes the
still outside, puts them down,
it's three and a row for the
rebellion and despite the time
now, yeah. Okay, Lawless in
this attack. Immediate map
control from Ambi Bottom.
He gets to be proud. Doesn't
want to win and he doesn't
overplay his cards. He waits
to get that entry ready for everyone's vote to assist applying pressure in from those site windows
and canadian what does this mean on paper this means we're either gonna have a great comeback
map one or we're going map three bro that's all that means i mean it's just gonna be cinema now
regardless yet in this first half as they now go back down to the basement of lockers and see
i think it goes before jeff we always be honest though if you do get something get you see this
just pass up to defense and then they will literally fall on a test.
Yeah, look at Andy right now.
I think Stoppin has been either last alive or second to last alive every round. Now he has.
players like stomping and spoits what about ambi ambi's eight and
I'm so much
he's getting a 4k and the first
another thing like he's always in those yeah yeah he's always in those like last 30 second scenarios
to you i love it
that main stairs in the previous round now we see where i gathered them up from that time
i'm talking to the basement side they're playing yeah this literally just means this is gonna be a
series like cinema white as utility this map can still be
about the fireball
Oh my god, they're in open already
Bro, stop the fire looks so good right now
They're making this map a bitch
They're making this game so fast
They're not afraid at all
Like they said, they want the 5th server
so they better get some fucking kicks over there
Yeah, they have Zach in there with Doki
They're not giving that up, they literally can't
The only one that continues to linger upstairs is Shiko by elevators
But they're just floating off cameras
Like that's bullsh**
How do you got a cat though?
They have to have a 3D input
I don't know
I did ask
But still blind it cannot catch Shiko in time
He'll cut it, he'll cut off his dudes upstairs
But again, it's still alive
They can't make it
That's all you tell right there
Stomp into them brown-footed position on the floor
That time out stomping actually the clears that like he's not here, but but the thing is
They're gonna smoke off the cross and kill Dukie and I'm gonna kill him.
He literally shot Canadian in the neck.
He's gonna smoke the rotate and kill Dukie.
Yeah.
Or maybe they're leaving him.
They're just gonna put someone on that side.
They're gonna like that.
Yeah.
They're just gonna have someone hold the gun.
Then he's blood boiling out of there.
Check that other side.
They're literally shooting down at us.
They're reading the rotate.
They know where Shaq goes that too.
People are usually just a problem
This might be the best attacking I've ever seen in my life from chopper belly and
Like bro, they triples wrong something like it was just they came to play there. Yeah, again clinical
area defender yeah second mark they grab the tape towards shaco who's alone they
force him to fall like I'm gonna be honest like he kind of got BS he should
have killed Canadian but even if he does he's just getting traded right after
anyways like people will hunt him down opening the hatch to cut him off so he
has to play for this is the best attack I've ever seen success and gives the man
advantage to people swinging him off that wood shield to get the entry and
following suit eliminating another player right beside him
They need a little bit of time to get out of the shield operators
So far, do you know who they got Zach on their team?
No, they're not going to be shot
So that's the Canadians ONO, but he has so much presence on the map
Oh yeah, they got Delta B, fucking Snake off
Yeah, G2 has bad bands I feel like
I'm
Oh
How did he get all the way through
Was Canadian shooting stop in there yes, bro if his aim was better
I don't think stop at C4's point if you had better aim
I think it's gonna kill all these sold around
Oh my god, I think you're
Holding ball knowledge
Endless
Now we go to the Chalk and they've now got the smoke in play.
Only if you understand, brother, we go to four, right?
We hit the attack and split and G2 just wipes on attack.
Need this round, need this round though.
Like have to win this round.
Our rebellion.
If they go down, they need to have like, bro, honestly,
maybe more of a roaming presence.
And I just get up there when he drops the hatch.
Why don't they just go down and just literally have triple roam
with all the hatches pop?
Pop in there.
I don't know why I don't go down and just try to bunker on the site. Same thing again
Canadian on Blitz rexon on SMG 12
They have the most don't be answering one
You know what you actually can't even roam against this team. That's that you might as well sit inside
Your best. Yeah, your best option is to anchor their team. No, we've been talking about uh, shoppings
firebellion a lot of space to move and relying on that plant denial don't come
this way don't come this way you go back breaking off this gap
every round no one in the system doesn't want to give away that entry early so
we'll just back off and wait for his teammates to stop this plane so well
right now seeing oh my god opening up the main hatch from January 2 for
chat me need to work no other option expected but need you for either way
Oh by the way, the last time you played that SR did really well.
It was in the same roster but...
They put a stack on the smoke spot.
It doesn't matter who the running guy is.
The blitz is just gonna run through the smoke so I'll be ready.
Got a bunch of flashes though.
Yeah the blitz is just gonna eat the smoke.
I'm right there. I'm just holding that picture. I don't care. Take it off.
I think he's actually at the bottom of the stairs.
The only problem with him is that he's an ADS.
They're kind of buggering now and they have to tank and smoke.
Wait, what are they doing?
They're clearing the panoramas.
Are they ignoring blue?
Wait, that's back in lockers. They get blue.
Yeah, two smokes in the chopper, they can't play, they have to flood.
This is the best looking round so far for downstairs.
They might go one for free now.
Yeah, I think we're on the camera cause Lily all five of them are live too.
I think we're dead to all games.
But it's also the chopper and the two smokers.
Like, look at this.
But the suckling is good, but...
Did they have a nitro?
I just hope they don't, cause they can find a spot in the smoke.
Yes, there we go boys
No
Oh
That's my dough stop and tucks cuz he's discipline
No
Yo, hey guys ampie's in flow state
12-1
Like Iowa bro
Your chat is in the on a substance guys
I said going into this I said ampie is the person I'd be the most terrified of
like if you go forward, we can like even like run
Perkz is so mechanically sound and he has a team that just sets him up the whole game
Cause midships are like they just like they just like they just like
2-4 is really good
We love 2-4! We love 2-4! Considering it was 4-0, we love 2-4!
We love 2-4, oh god
Let's go, let's fucking go bro
So like expect like they can like
What's canadian's KD right now?
Yeah, I think we can collect more teammates.
We're going to need somebody to play against us.
It gives like five assists, though.
We're going to split, and then we have like Zach playing the warden.
Zach playing the warden.
Wait, but I don't get it. Why are they talking about defense?
Because they know it's going to go easy.
If they're like in the spot, they have to spot it right again.
What?
They know it's going to go easy.
I think this is the last time the coach is able to talk to the players, yeah?
Yeah
What's up, Sparrow?
Doki will be with him with Lyon.
Stop and play second support on this team, man.
They also have that open.
They also have to, like, go up blue, ace open, triple.
Which is fine, because, like, Stoppins never had the play style.
Like, he never really dies early, bro.
He's always alive.
Push lobby to try to take Archive Tellers.
For CEO, remember, they like to have E3.
They'll bring the EMP, so we want to make sure we run the dupe to keep that shut.
There's a bad one from first.
There's another AMB in the console turnies.
He's like so aggressive.
from Shopify rebellion obviously you in the venue could not hear but super
placed a lot of emphasis on the lurk potential from g2 benjamaster
that straight is sick
oh my god if he hits that he actually by the one
always have some kind of trade game
Well played, Betcha.
What about a few minutes ago?
I'm down safe.
I don't even know if that's what played better.
I know they're shaking.
I've not had such games.
It's like the ON6.
It's the energy against the enemy.
Yeah, yeah.
Nice 1-6.
Not to be that guy.
Who cares?
Shaco is 1-6.
It happens.
But in that 3v1, Shaco beat Dambi for no reason.
Like literally just to get a kill.
Because when you're ON6, you just won't want to get a kill.
But that's the thing I hate because it's like the kill.
Like even getting the kill is just like you're just griefing.
You're just emptying by getting the kill.
But I guess it looks better on the stats.
All he has to do is just talk on the reinforcement.
I believe it was both Shaco and Benja loving to make sure about the ring.
To make sure about the ring.
To get that early tempo and finding the entry kill for all the information that's been very
effective for them for the late round execute.
So having those two operators for now, it'll be interesting to see what-
Getting a kill on a 3v1, like by overpeaking and isolating a gunfight with somebody is literally
just selling.
Okay, Shaco got one.
I shot the fire going here leaving a line into the Internet.
No, the only way Ambie wins that is by isolated gunfights.
If he gets triple swan, he's just dead every time.
He's not God.
Can't you show that G2 goes through here?
Or if they just run away.
But Ambie could easily win three individual ones.
Like, anyway, he can work both their word.
Hopefully these Valerie cameras from Ambie are not long-lived.
There's also that Doka V2 to help shut down the enemy.
Alright, boys, set the pace.
And G2 needs to set the fucking pace back.
Like, we're gonna be something that G2 now can do.
Well, they're already getting through the mental back to the left.
I imagine they're showing more for the V2.
Everything matters right on this round right here. This is the first round of the stretch
If it goes 5-2, I'm not gonna lie
Okay
Oh, he would have held the rotator.
What the fuck?
What the hell was that?
What is he doing?
What was that?
What was that play?
Oh my god.
Nihon, Nihon.
Okay, can we talk about how bad that sequence of 10 seconds was?
We have to see for them to walk into the LOS of the staircase.
I mean, Dixie, like we said,
Canadian's only good on shields, right?
shield right yes I think great on deals incredible but now they're in a 45
or you're trying to swing out of here we trade all of that shit
the smoke got into my head site bro you still have a big advantage here not the
thing guys 43 boys come on any hassle that would serve just just to keep his
life alive if you just walk past it maybe but now that he's gone you could put
much more emphasis i don't know on dolean one minute they stop in my house
i don't know if it could be like that or you don't know if they're like you
they have a nitro maybe for a while perhaps for wabi we'll have to
have info on that for real 52nd is g2 just hit the
surfing canadian are watching them so something like we're gonna head down
the garage tellers the rest of his ex kairos as we heard from the time
out sir a super voice we got a cinema game on our hands i can feel it
The exit comes through by
Oh, they're not walking out of the powering, they're powering mobile!
They have a camera, they have a camera.
The stairs are very quickly assuaded by a Benjamaster.
I mean that's the only play, bro.
I mean, did we not hack him?
Did we not hack him?
Softball is going to give Alan out the long angle to help the tech.
Oh yeah, they did.
So if he shouts, he shouts, he shouts.
Back up dead.
And he, bro.
Back in the crowd.
He's inside goal.
And he got a kill.
Well, back natural.
No!
Oh my god.
Why would I shoot the C4?
If the fuck was that?
It might be.
Was that the biggest pain of all time?
Missing the C4 throw?
I think Ambi's on pace for the highest KD
in a single map of throw league ever.
I don't know if that was the...
What is he gonna go for?
It all started because Shaco beat the Hedge.
With a great start to their second half.
About 15-1 is actually the easiest.
I
Could beat the hatch and then out of mouth like kept trying to shoot a C4 and he's like, oh, I'm just gonna swing him now
The IQ versus bro. You now have blue stairs control. Oh my god
At this point Harrison, but again, they still cannot stop it's getting into it
I can't watch this today, bro. I can't I can't sit through this
performance. Oh my god. I'm here today to win. It is it is
super absurd. So who are we blaming? I mean, Bob Ross used
to call those. I mean, Shaco had what fucking four grams in
his pocket. He's also very distracted. He's also very
happy with the lead now. I'm really dry. I'm like, I'm so
confused. It's probably mainly it's probably mainly Shaco's
fault there because it's not like out of our stomping or even
in a position to train his death.
He should, he had grims in his pocket, yeah.
If he did, that's a problem.
I don't know if he did, but like,
if he did have grims in his pocket,
like that's like what a toddler would do, bro.
Like you just peed the hatch.
You know what Andy was doing, right?
Andy was laying down behind that little desk.
Yeah, it's a wonder.
Of course.
The one way to kill a guy in the hatch.
But can't you just make a grim?
You could just drone it, though, like.
You've got hurt to make with that secondary shot.
This is the big round.
This is me, right?
and our ties that'll be Canadian you get the match point they lost
and then you're now playing the Wren trying to get this vertical down as quickly and as
safely as possible still playing outside the map holding for janitor as he
will chopify are playing this position upstairs two people dedicated for the
meantime and now all the way to the lobby to try and cause the case be finally
another sucky so they could not hit their youtube though
out spiral stairs of course it's land too
kill envy of me man
what is happening
this is a generation performance by the way
oh my god
oh
he's even confused about how he just hit that shot
versus five
Wow
To injury close the round flawlessly
No response from G2 still and no tack time out to think things through in the second half of bank
I
I don't know how it's, I don't know, have we ever seen something like this before?
They lost the Twisted Minds, 7-8, where is it, here it is.
Okay, well that sounds too bad.
Oh my, last bullet, he gave up on that.
He did play it again.
Oh, oh my goodness.
Oh, they lost it again to, they were down 0-4 at one point.
There's a reason, there's a reason, if you're a newer fan, you know that the first one was the star rookie and he was on Talking Town.
I mean everybody on G2 is getting seen in it though.
Not that awesome.
Boy, I think honestly we just need a whole new map and I just need to stop looking at this.
It doesn't need to be a new map.
Like he's 17 and 1.
This guy's un-childable right now.
It's just one of those maps bro.
You're witnessing probably the highest KD map of a pro ever.
I
Benji master looking to come up by Sparrow
Alamo had one slide in the game
I was bored in my life
Benji is still outside
He's gonna go 20-1
He can't feel any pressure
In 9 rounds
Best R64 at all time
Oh my god
21 and 1.
What?
That is actually ridiculous.
21 and 1.
Maybe the best game of Siege ever played.
Oh, that literally is.
Yes, there's no way it's not guys 21 and one do you realize how insane that is oh
My god not even 21 and one that was like nine rounds
Bro, it's yeah, that's a good point. It's not like a Canadian look at Canadian
It's not even the fact that he had a 21 KD
It's the fact that he had a 21 KD in nine rounds against psycho and stomach
I swear to you, every time they pick me, they get shit done.
I'm telling you, I don't know the stats on this, but I just know the game.
I guarantee you that will never get broken, ever.
A main stage professional game of siege, no one will ever beat a 21 KD.
That's not the record.
I don't know.
If somebody had a 22 KD, I'll be shocked.
So, Andy Reisio?
You're Reisio of Casey.
Yes.
Dude, that's such a good comparison.
And if you're on your case and so much
All right guys, I'm going to pace around my backyard for 30 seconds
I'll be back. I need to I need some fresh air. That was a lot. I'll be back here. Hold it's fine. That's a great
21 in one. Oh, there's no way he's over just I need to take his over today
All my all my parlays are chug
Brian it might be that time bro so just quit. I can't quit. Yes bro you haven't
hit one parlay bro you haven't hit one you've made like 20
everything misses or what that should is hard Brian today bro it's like
literally hard like it seems so easy. I didn't expect anybody to go 21 at one. Exactly.
Exactly this has never happened before it's a one predictable
You cannot predict siege games well why weren't they doing what they were doing on attack like writing the blitz every round like I wise
Alamo on fucking me. Oh
I'm gonna check Twitter, bro. It's really fat knows something
The blitz was up like they could have spammed blades they lost a 4v3
trying to stop it comes back
And he's gonna go 20 he's gonna go 20 2-1 dead ass thing to this day
If they didn't have stop on a hard support if he was on ash or don't could be just doing his own thing every round
They gave me what I have that ass bro
They're letting other players do their own thing when Zach should be the one doing his own thing
Zach is on e3 repelling Havata
By giving them the map
The amateurs are totally like that's what am you playing whatever you wanted push wherever you wanted solo pushed every round and describe people
I'm gonna need to have a talk with you to
Sound good. Yeah, I already know I'm already knowing
Trying to get stomping off this road, bro
And I need a change
We need a comeback bro, we NEED a comeback.
Yeah we do.
What's the next nap cap eh?
Stop us or we're gonna go to the cap eh?
Yeah we're not gonna lie, we gotta be really big stomping lasers in the next game.
We gotta be on the side, like full on the side, like now we gotta say fuck ambi.
I can't stop it on fucking, fucking Habana.
Cause like he can only play as good as his teammate when he's on those rolls, cause like
if he's going to be last alive and won't be 5's every round, what can he do?
Look, bro Jack
My beer after that game. Yeah, I was gonna say I might run I might pick up alcohol is them
I feel like Zach can only be as good as the teammates like
If he's gonna be left in 1v5s every round like he can't perform cuz he's gonna be okay
You just see what I mean if any made the play doing what he won every round, right? Yep
How are you going to make a play you're sitting there putting an angle.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
And like if his teammates are just going to die around him he's not going to have any
opportunity to do anything.
One V five on Obama and their whole team is just dead.
Here's the thing.
All Stompin needs is just to be inconsistent to be two is three V three literally 100%
even one V twos and he will take over the game.
We started off that game with Stompin in a one V five.
stop it in a 2B5 and then stop it in a 1B3. Like, I don't even, you're never, you're never winning that.
And then you can have another 1B5. Like, if your job is Havana, if your job is Havana E3 Repel,
and your entire team dies, the round's over. If your job is Clash and your entire team dies,
the round's over. Like, sitting in the open area with a Mute C4 waiting for shit to happen.
They got the best player in the world on D3 or 12.
Yeah, I'm on that spot, that's so.
But the reason for it is because Shaco only plays like frag, right?
They would have to put Alamo, they would have to switch Alamo.
We might have to fire the coach, bro, I'm not gonna lie.
No, because that's like, you know Ryan, he needs to be able to see the map.
So, yeah, but not really, because when we play T2, it's like consistency.
If this was a tournament, right, like let's just say this was a roller-sunday, like let's say this was a roller-sunday and
Ambi has 20 kills running around on nook on round two
I would have said yo stop and just me Ambi and lobby every round and we're just gonna see what happens
But he's on clash and we have doki just love doki
But like obviously stop and it's like levels better than doki
They need stop it engaging with Ambi every round. If not, and Ambi chees up like that. That's what's gonna happen
It's that he can't do anything in a 1v5. No one can
Ambi just had one of those games. What are those games bro? One of those games? That's insane
I promise to be honest. Not what you can do. We lost to Ambi. They didn't lose Shopify
So hopefully we can play Shopify next map and not just Ambi. Maybe. Well a second you just lean over my shoulder
Ambi goes 20 on one of them. This is the craziest map you've seen from anyone in your life. How do you stop him on map too?
211 it's crazy. It's whatever. You have to just ignore and just go next
You gotta smile it off right?
We're being so for real with ourselves
And we have to know the valkyrie c4 toss was that a bait on purpose or did you just miss it?
I missed it
Well, a happy accident. Thank you, umby
I
He's a good lot. He's a good lot and he's a good dude
He's a good lot and he's like one of the nicest
Not not an ego at all
Everything's just working
Starting from there. Look at like this, bro
If something's rolled is you know support, which is fine. He's having a great event
I didn't need to just be in like 2v2's 3v3's 1v1's 1v2's
He needs to be in those late round scenarios
But if he's gonna actually just be in another map of 1v5's then obviously I hate to be this guy
But like they need to either change the roles or change the team
You can't have stomping on clash and Havana in quarters and with your whole team's gonna get smoked by ambi
But I'm sure you know next map they'll slow down ambi, but like I can't watch that you have the best player in the world like
nerf
And I do want to mention I said
As long as the team is fragging as long as ambi's drop at 21 and one
They are going to be sitting pretty
All of the information that I'm telling you no one has ever played that well on the map of seeds
That's the best map of Siege ever 89% cost for no one entry
21 and one two 30 EPS. I don't think I've seen that
No, I just know it's always in the 100s whenever I look at it. Okay, so imagine this 100 EPS is like a player
So he basically was to do third like he was to play and a third
More information as opposed to traps to deal with a baby and this is where I was talking about that push and pull from both
These and I mean you can expect it's nassing a frosty. He literally wins. That's off to him, bro. Seven speed you to let's map
Fuck it the record is 27 kills guys. I don't care about the record kill
Talking about the record Katie
That game was seven seven because guys if that game this why kill this why kills don't fucking matter if that game went to round
15 and he would have had 39 kills
I think in the history of a pro league event in a map an individual map on land I'm not
talking about like some plumber ass team in a land in a main stage I think that's the
highest KD of all time an individual map someone should stat check my mind blown I'm mind blown
you got the coaching staff and the players bro sometimes bro somebody
just answers but that was like that reminded me of case in there round one
walking up red being able to get the kills off top floor and then converting
that into getting the kills you might be much electrified for the rest of the
you look to the next map when you look to cafe again I'm just thinking g2 saying
Oh
than a shield main has shop ever won a major though like that is that team but
that team's never won anything like what do you do like right don't you say
I don't know man the best teams is just face those guys have played for four
years dude those guys know what each other's penis I don't agree but they
always struggle during the year until I saw you know cyber
Ever seen ever a they win the world championship not even now. They've made
Years in a row, bro, they're the best team ever that's so
And you know that's in the show it's really just can't line on for their defense. I mean it's so
Back to back to see lightning strike twice, okay, we need a
Big regain. I'm glad you know fucking a g2 this game
I'm not gonna
Jack but that's also just appreciate greatness and we just went 21 and one against you you have to that you got appreciate great
That's just beautiful sage
Unchallable
KD on a main stage chat, I will get an ass that if there's ever 20
I'll get an ass out of whoever gets it Intel ops the Mira as well
now you're required. Oh, it's
has to be a main stage which
I'm literally still have at
at least some tools to
to deal with that and with
they're going to watch as well
in the round for G2. We are
probably bound to see them use
that again to stop anyone from
walking up red like I believe
the desk highlighted briefly as
well. Recontesting some of those
We have no game audio for disease. Yeah, I like we have no game audio you swap off of lion
Yes
out named after
Don't he's already gliding on brava. That's my type of brava cam. I love hacking
Whoa stop it sonny Zina creep yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on, guys, wake up, it's young!
You're right, Mackalaw.
Come on.
I love when carbon's getting green.
That's actually a huge first, but they need those first six, bro.
We need stopping on as many earthen ingame steps as we can.
Oh, oh!
Oh!
Word came in winning the fight against Alec.
What just happened?
What the fuck?
What are they doing?
Why?
It is good for two dropping the case in the middle of the fight.
Nice!
What's coming?
But it really makes a lot of noise, remember. It really is loud.
Don't get hurt.
They need to have that.
I don't like that.
Okay, they can't come back to sight because that's weird.
Sit down, Canadian!
You're watched!
Fuckin' shit.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Please! Please, no!
No ammo, no ammo.
What is no ammo?
Plank goes down in the meantime.
This allows point kick.
Yeah!
There we go!
E!
Wake up, baby.
Wake up.
And G2, wasting zero time.
Remember, we need stomping on as many
Irving and Gatheons as possible, dude.
We're not letting whatever happened last map
happen again, dude.
I'm not watching my goat in a 1v5 every round.
I can't watch that.
Or my goats should've got a repel.
What if Hulkin's getting fried by Rex?
Yeah!
Sit down, Rektion!
What was this plan?
What? It didn't look like the white player knew he was doing that.
Well, Dad lost the fight and he got it really in your head.
You guys want to know something? How much do you want to bet?
Alamow didn't mean to repel him there. I guarantee it.
I guarantee he didn't mean to repel it.
Nice, Zad.
Then to jump the map.
Where did Ben to jump in?
Oh yeah, Ben to jump in while he was repeling in.
I wouldn't know the other side wouldn't know, mining I think.
Yeah, so far this event has been one of the most
Good I'm on Zach.
Yo boys, that's how we start off map 2 baby, come on.
Lab is a 61% defensive one grade, so.
Not of that.
4-2 is pretty much what we're going to expect here.
Oh, come on guys, come around.
Yeah, would you say this map is under attack or center raid?
Attack or center raid.
Hmm, 50-50?
I just think it's like, I do think it's 50-50.
Not if you just depend bro cafe is one of those maps where it's a dead
Bro maybe maybe cafe was defender sided back in the day, but with the new repelling animation in all the windows
I think it's a pimp even
like just literally stalling from
their full top control
this round looks good
nice
luckily for them, g2 are not really bringing any dedicated softries with no ram, no sledge, no buck
they don't even have reaching charges
so all they'll really be playing with here are the pre-made holes from the defense
what will they do?
they have one nitro
I think they have to go for a reading plan
they could just go for a T-Sall you have to be like
Maybe he's gonna play the flank though.
They're still so much time.
Still so much time.
Can't attack him in the area.
But again, that's actually could come back to bite
for shopper fire a million and put shaiqo the lone frenchman
right one to one man one to one
they have a cam on the bit
we're gonna talk to anyone else but rex and havin one good to be there
that's canadian who's got the shaiqo
one to one a screen
that's one shaiqo
we're just gonna play like bitches
rex is no far or field shaiqo getting a little bit slowed down
oh my god
hey we're catching ambi
wait wait
there's a pig on him
what's happening man
more information available for shaiqo
He should have been around he was red playing in the hallway
But like I'll know I thought I go ahead case
Hey in that round the trait upstairs
Where did Alamo just get one tab?
You know what the Shopify gets on them waiting so long?
They come up with a plan. They figure out what they want to do to the plan.
Or like, you know what I mean?
They come up with a plan.
We talked about how good the tracking is.
They should have went for that plan.
They don't even have the holes in that little thing.
So they could have just planted easier.
We just watched ambi drop 21 kills in 9 rounds.
Come on boys, let's go.
Of course a realm upstairs for Shopify.
We need this to go mad for you, bro.
They're going to play the bunkering.
The bunkering, right?
They're in one match here.
This probably is going to get bad.
The clobby is so calm.
Holy s**t!
guys is that Canadians boy like it's just Canadian maybe they're gonna try and do it
Canadian actors
why did he walk out like that I don't know
yeah they actually had a free choice but Benjy is literally one of the
people that keeps shooting his foot
Just be what downs of in this matchup. That'd be really funny.
Fuck it. Fuck it.
We need them after him.
They're pressing him.
There's two people. One's right behind them.
I'm bobbing the cameras off, stop the crowd.
Wrexons right behind them.
Yeah, that's good.
And he smoked off.
Yeah, they have no outside control now.
They could literally just get through our reception.
That could walk down.
Well, that's good.
That could go out the window.
I
You can't get down these stairs.
Bro, Shopify rebellion came to play, dude.
They did.
They really did.
I have not seen the Shopify in a long time.
I'm glad, though.
Bro, this is so low on HP.
They have to.
I mean, what else is annoying?
Who's he?
I don't know.
I mean, they're bringing Brawlvae every round, there has to be a knowing, right?
Yeah!
Yeah.
Yes.
They don't get knocked out.
Your job's on the line, buddy, lock in.
No, I didn't.
I
Get this guy out of water!
Let's go guys! Let's go guys! Let's go guys!
Let's go go!
The Shaco just not doing nothing and not talking.
Dude, he sounds stressed.
Look at him! Look at him! Look at him!
He sounds stressed.
Yo, Mingo, I'm not even kidding.
Mingo, I might have to get a beer for this, dude.
I'm actually gonna get a beer right now.
There's a hard boss.
I gotta get a beer.
This is stressful.
I'm barely getting it
I'm sure Relay and Shard
I'm sure
I don't know, I just wouldn't be drinking all of that
That sounds fun
Yeah, but the sheet never changes his tone
That's how he talks, bro
I've never seen this
I
this house fuck
she's to slow down the show
yeah
three nitro cells
wait a minute stop it's on ash
wait a minute
stop it's on ash
let's see what he does
let's see what he does on ash
they're rushing
they have three nitros
no goat is finally on track
three nitros right
Nice
Oh my god, I can't believe he killed him on that.
I cannot believe he killed him on that.
But look who's on ass.
Stream peeking.
Yo, if they keep him on this frag role,
they will win this event.
I'm not kidding.
I don't want to see that crap again, bro.
Oh, he's going right back.
Bro, you cannot have your best mechanically sound player
on support, dude.
They have their sets trapped.
He's just going to go back to Rannis.
Oh, yeah, no, they're not gonna change my attorney.
He's gonna go back to random stuff,
but I just wanna see more rounds like that mixed in.
That was awesome.
I've been on that.
Yes, I've loved when he's on Ash.
I just feel so much better.
I feel so much better.
No, yeah, literally.
I feel like the rounds really rely on his teammates
when he's on these support routes.
Yes, every time I see something on Ash,
and bro, I remember playing with him for fucking six years,
every time I see something on Ash,
it's like somebody puts a cozy blanket around me
and gives me a hot dog.
Like, I just, I love sitting on Mira, dude.
and and and sitting on thermite what's up it's on actually just like you're putting a warm blanket around yourself
Oh my god here we go
It's on
Just waiting for someone on the rebellion to get aggressive and overexposed themselves to the angles G2
Guys how we feel it
Wait
That's twice what's low? What's low?
My stop and lion scan goes out spotting two members of Shopify rebellion
oh no my friends go bro come on
oh and my friends go bro
this one canadian out
when carl's hitting those shots it's over me
oh well I mean it was Canadian but yeah and finally our synergy coming alive for
G2 so much
Okay, I'm not going that round right there felt like a moment or two
Like a real momentum shifter for G2. So first off methodically clearing spoi
Stop and lights him up. He runs to the corner ran haven't gets caught off from heaven and then gets held from J
Desk through the headals. It's not really good clear like really good clear
Then Benjab jumps the twitch drone at the pallets guy. He turns and Shiko fries Rexon as he turns.
Like they're looking locked for now. This is what I'm talking about. We go for two. We stomp them on defense.
We win map two and then we win lair and stomp it wins the major!
Come on guys!
What a clear kill.
One five live.
See the turn? She swung off the turn.
Ben we're shy color over extra stall potential to make sure that you can't
simply enter the map for free
that have netted them two rounds in a row on their attack
let's go man we talked about the fact i like the god defense on this map
off the line please win this major please stop it
i need you to win is it ambi is it boy yeah but i was also gonna stay
This would be a round, this would be a round, 4-2 is super comfy, come on.
Ooh, Ram! Stop and get raggy on Ram!
The R14 is there.
You can also make plays with the buggies.
He talked about his tweet, that he did not have a good kickoff.
The opening event of the year was not time to him, but so far in Salt Lake City,
he has been a massive part of Shopify Reveillean's success,
and they are going to need him if they want to succeed on that number two,
Take this before we go to where.
G2 now a different lineup slightly as well.
The Blackbeard to help get early map control
on the top floor allowing for stopping
to get those boogie drones on the ground, creating
the ver-
Wait, wait!
...upstairs to try and signal a plant
that where the Capitallin gridlock are going to come.
I like the BB.
...for their teammates in the bomb site.
I think any of you.
You should admire how good R6 is at Nerf and Shields, bro.
They're still just played in every roading match.
Is this a lot to show?
Like yo, just either involve them or not.
They're terrible.
In this round, but zero time wasted for G2 on this vert.
Yep.
Make that vert.
Yep.
The best nerf they actually have done was like the damage nerf, like when you punch
someone.
About half the round remaining.
They should never do that.
But yeah, that should never even have been a game to begin with.
They shouldn't have been in the game.
That was stupid.
It wasn't even a nerf.
They just added something stupid and then took it out.
Oh god.
That's true.
That's very well played.
Very well played.
If someone's just looking on the hatch, they're dead.
Yo, Canadian might be stuck in this corner though.
But he's holding the door, so they only have to watch the window.
The wall is solid.
The clash isn't there, but it's just another shield though.
But then he'll go outside on this field.
Yeah, the wall is solid.
Trying to push his way down right stairs and isolate Canadian, but now staring at the shield.
He's stuck.
He's left foot.
He's spoken out.
Oh my god.
Fucking
That door it was we actually remember keen on that now. I'm not gonna lie. So I just made a plan wait, bro
No, no, no, no, I didn't did it. He's staring at it with it out
He brought it out stared at the door then took it back and then didn't do it and I would have won the round
I can let's feel this is going seven seven
That's 3-3?
Nah, I don't know.
And it's 7-7, that 3.
My back flash is going really well.
Yeah.
So what you guys, is unbiasedly in your opinion playing the worst on GT right now?
Shaka.
Like Furry is like...
Furry is like skill level.
He's definitely going to win.
I like it. So like, you know, I'm fast. Uh, and like, what did you just,
I mean, he's getting kills on map two. Map one was a literal disaster from
Chicago, but map two, he's getting kills. But then right there, it's like, uh,
yeah, you got to shoot the no amount of a door, man. The whole point,
that's all one of the operators.
Yeah, this is going seven, seven.
Like the hall was clear, just like a goya for the top for mining.
They got bunker top every force of the back wall. They played a mute there. The word was flanks skylight
So beware
Starting like skylight or shaco area with a train and dining
K is also playing
Then you have been
I think that's what I think that's what it doesn't say.
And it depends on what they've banned.
If they don't ban like a shield, I think they've blocked it.
If we're looking for those white camps,
I just want you to be careful because Alomalt likes to sit
and like dining and basically pulse down on the white
and like the hall there.
So just be aware of that.
Bro, but Super does this, but Ramalho doesn't do this.
Like he's like saying all of what they do.
Skylight, Shaka, like it's very default setup.
Nothing Ramalho ever prepared for real.
He does, bro.
Just think properly.
I think he doesn't make but it's just kind of hard to understand.
to slow them down on the other side.
Shopify rebellion, banning out the soulless.
We heard Canadians saying that instead of being
a zombie, you know, it would like to take her out.
The coolest thing ever if Fabian coached you to that would be so
nice returns back to his old team and coaches stop it.
And wanted to see two Fabian coached you to that.
I would. Oh my god.
I'm not.
Okay. No more utilities.
So that's going to be Shopify rebellion.
Just making those breaches a little bit easier.
But so far, especially in that first half, there was tons,
Tons of information getting me.
Come on, Zach.
Stay low, Snake.
Bow three.
You're on the other side.
Both teams are going to have a little bit more info available.
Wow, that means he did.
Wait, he did.
He did.
It was Avenger.
He probably, no, I don't think he know about it.
I think he know about it something else later, but he should have done it earlier.
What if he did it when it got shot?
Exactly.
Oh, it wasn't even Saga.
Never mind.
I
will now be in place Canadian on the
re-pick goes for his coveted Blackbeard
but you know what I think is the most
underrated off of the game is talking about
Miles is so good dude
Blackbeard of course we do see his kids
as a team as a team
his kid is just saying
I'm good romance is really good
oh I agree with you guys
he has a hip throw and a shotgun
for rotates and for the average Canadian
they're right
any of your
Are they still alive or don't you get to love in this game?
Sound like
I
guys that, they can't wait for us
let's get all of them to die
i don't know if we're gonna end up drawing things
yeah this is kinda bad position
ok, they could catch them
oh they know
he got out
he got out, wow
he got out
ok
both is blood
why do you send another dino to die
I
I feel like I don't know.
You just went for a kill instead of waiting for the bread.
You always went for the planet to be three.
You're making a 1v3.
No, but he was back in the 2v3.
No, the shield had the bomb.
The shield died with the bomb.
I don't think X was ever playing.
He was taking out a blue mine.
He didn't have the bomb anymore.
Yeah, I wouldn't say anything, I would blame you, but...
I only lost a lot, I think the side player put it back up.
Who was in that line?
He was in the shuttle.
Yeah, in the middle of the shuttle.
That's a shot.
Right here, like this place right here.
10 seconds left, like, come on.
against me. I don't know.
I'm on the other side and it's
I was like the person I'm
gonna get a lot of Carl uses the
shot of every kills that guy.
That shot is so good tournament
so far it's only a matter of time
down there by the way they got
with plenty of self-loathing
up.
He got off and we've got it.
I think.
Basically having no
contribution on the scoreboard
how good are they to 11-3 why
do they just always have someone
11-3 all the time will tell
The time will tell
I
Oh
Now he should be
But if you get fried you get fried
That was the most
I don't know what's going on with this scenario now.
What is this?
It's like a mingo, baby.
Now, hey!
Stop beating me!
Now, stop!
Stop!
Unless you stop.
That's a great angle.
Nine.
Uh.
This is the whole game.
This is the whole game right here.
Yes!
Out of the house!
Oh my God.
Guys, I'm not gonna cry.
That was the whole game.
I'm not gonna cry.
game. I felt it was too. I felt it was, bro.
G2, Tyus wants again. Bro.
Well, he's just love geeking. They just move so much. They actually shot themselves in the foot that round. Simply as that.
They were quite early, keeping him unactivated for the rebellion. Every time they got a body difference, they geeked and died.
Doki gets the C4 kill. It's a 4v2. Brother, just sit behind the bakery shelf.
Why? Why? Make him walk in.
Other kill for T2 and a nitrous they got a first pick that just swinging white fucking garage
If you're consistently dying to attack
Crazy chopper try bro, but bro
Bro, if you're consistently dying to people that are outside of the building you're probably over swinging on beat that
Here he wasn't enough as you just kept up in the ante for those picks
I mean my god make him come in
at least.
Potential favor from them we've
got.
I camera last time I've seen him
on cafe specifically.
Wait wait wait stop and hiding
on Oryx is this for the shield
they don't have a shield.
He's hiding on Oryx but they
don't have a shield.
Honestly, that's kind of insane. The one round they bring into your scanners, they don't have one.
That is insane.
You can stand?
But hey, at the end of the day, that I'll have them out!
My god, I'll not let you!
Fuck, I need that!
Thank you for that, BlastRound.
I keep scanning around. They know it's a post-credits site.
We won't see that interaction from the oryx.
Surf all the IQ because they saw the mausoleum and the pulse being played.
So he'll be able to keep almost constant track of Alamo's position,
who's currently playing underneath the extension to support the information.
The shotgun is set up for a nitrocell from that main window.
It would be a very deadly combination if Jichun played their cards right.
the still the rebellion taking their time slow up folks this round going from top to bottom on the
maps every game added a new utility it's like something for g2 once they have the initial
information this party extensive within about spoiling a fortune of the world he misses the
opportunity for the kill keeping us tied at a bite versus five is he so just deeper in the
building no harm no foul though he has lost his life and don't he looks to
Wait, did they forget about Christmas?
NICE!
Q's so mean!
That's Brexing Dead, guys! Let's go!
That is Q's!
Randy, Randy, Randy, Randy, Randy
Ambie's so scary! I hate when they care about Ambie, he's so scary!
They just trolled, they let him out
I'm gonna need some good pole scams out of here
What is he doing?
He's missing, okay
Possible kill possible kill
How about doing it? How about doing it?
I'm doing it with this fucking...
Sorry, that's a gun.
Where's your weapons?
Where are your weapons?
What?
Let me show you a pro. Get out.
the end tree initially missing
an opportunity from piano.
He works three different pics
that tip the tide in their favor.
Guys, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm very nervous.
My bottle is clean.
We can't forget a two round difference.
It's four to five.
Yeah, I just I haven't feeling it's seven seven man.
It just feels like it feels like one of those games where like G2
will sell around and then the next round shop will sell around G2.
G2 an interesting pick perhaps dipping in the round number 10 again given the fact that this bombsite is so challenging
Bro the vector is so good at that exact change
So good
I'm scared James. Yeah, dude. I don't know every time the cameras on Ambi I have a panic attack
So good
They've got Shaco on the mazzi once again. Do we see a wild this round perhaps?
maybe but instead it could just be it might just be a rotation over towards
humidor working off the back of these castle barricades to deny a lot of those
longer lines of sight
it'll be interesting to see how g2 hold on the cigar they got the arena gate on
the castle on the double there I feel like it's been about to be a one this is a
B03 this is second map, but yeah
Everyone watching this hat
Such a default camera
I like this is aggressive
but I don't think they drone him
no I like this
but his drone go
he shot it he shot it
oh and they definitely don't know
very aggressive
but honestly how long it's been on this looks good
bro but the like the one that he's peaking it with is like
wait he's got a couple of it
but then again Canadian's gonna drone him with his shield
wait wait wait wait wait wait what does it know
What the hell is going on?
They have to know that there's no peek at Alamow, get away.
He did.
That's clear, Matt.
Do you see how desperate they are for a pick, though?
Like, uh-huh.
Might just get him killed.
Oh, he's dead.
Guys!
He's not alive.
No!
They know he's here.
Oh!
Wait!
Oh!
Wait!
Stop his moving!
No, no, no.
Wow, man.
That's disrespectful.
No, sir, okay.
I thought we were going to get that out of you.
Yeah, bro.
You didn't kill him though.
Now I'm trying to kill him.
Now I'm pulling G2.
Come on, Doki.
No.
Oh, dude.
I'm sorry.
Great job.
He's walking up.
Nice.
I'm Doki.
To be safe.
Come on, boys.
This could do him.
I'm not Doki.
Come on, bro.
That's the deal.
Oh
Oh my god.
Yo, sirs, why the fuck are you- are T-Bagging, bro? That shit is so immature.
Hatch. The Rebellion's sickening.
Any time you just click that, you only do the round.
Bro, because it's just unprofessional, though.
He's back to fight them.
I'm not gonna lie, the crowd loved it.
Instant karma. Instant karma.
Bro, out of my- yo, guys, guys, hold on.
Out of my- out of my saving this map.
I'm not kidding, out of my saving this map.
And I called that I was mortified of Amby going into the series extension.
I called both of them through prep.
Amby is literally, he drives me so much of case and I swear to God.
Mingo, when you said that, oh my God.
I just see Amby and then I see myself, like it's insane.
Fries, fries.
Me help, me help.
Bait time.
Time instead, Rexons on the capital.
Right in the bag, bruh.
And it blasts in play for the first time of this series, I believe.
Maybe just trying to throw everything, including the kids.
We need this mouse! Come on, Chad!
We need it!
I don't like this fucking...
My parlots are chalked, Amy doesn't get one here.
Bro, fuck your parlay!
Goddamn it! We'll watch as the goats!
That's okay, nine, nine, nine, nine!
I don't give a...
She has goggles! She has goggles!
God, I want the goggles!
He's dead.
What?
He's fucking broke.
He got flamed again.
Look at Chaco's angle.
Bro, he told him this was a hollow.
He's dead.
I'm sane.
That's the wooden two, bro.
They have a piece of glass.
The capy.
My life.
Stop it.
I'm gonna have to come see for this guy.
They have 4J.
This is not too much.
This is really bad.
down this attack, but that could be too much.
Out of mouth, heating up!
Oh my god, I literally love you.
I thought guys, there's a bunch of...
Out of mouth! Out of mouth!
Oh my god, another one!
Please, should hold this.
He should hold that with the DMR.
I'm not gonna lie.
He should hold that with the DMR.
He should.
Hold it, yes!
You want to see you just hold it hold it don't be
No, but now he's a soft
Guys come on
Nobody peak hold angles do not be
Yeah, that angle is dirty.
You're a wreck.
You're a duck.
It's so good.
No, no, no, out of my place.
Out of my don't do it.
Force the plant.
You have a co-player for audio.
No.
Go see the player.
You know.
No.
Take over by the carpet.
Head hold.
What's happening?
Two versus two rexing, though.
Everyone's a lobby slow.
I'm not good at this.
That doesn't mean it's.
No.
They've got one HP.
They have no time.
the plan this is a winning position for D-Pen. This is scary, this is scary.
I don't know.
They're planting.
Come down.
No, no hole.
No.
will be forced to push into the waiting arms of V-Attack.
20 seconds remaining to get both these kills and hop on the case.
Rexon sitting so passive in prep.
Spoigt just waiting to play off his teammate's contact.
They are playing this with zero mistakes.
Even Rexon able to get out of the bomb site.
There is no chance for Alibaba.
Bro, no, no, no.
Psycho troll, bro.
That's what I'm saying.
Psycho troll.
You cannot die in pro-wraith, bro.
You just have to stay tough.
I'm sure this might be over-pitched every time.
It's a 3v2 and they're both 1 hp.
All they had to do was just make her a plunge.
You can see the flat, 3v1.
Exactly.
Oh.
One round away from overtime for G2 and a second chance to take this shoot.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie.
I actually won the round that last week.
I got ice.
Oh my goodness.
It's not even like how many kills, like he just huge takes, bro.
That was a huge kill.
Yeah, Almo's only opportunity to kill Blitz was made of all animation and he found it.
I don't know, is that Benja back there? Like, I just don't get it.
Like, he's sitting on the bomb, bro.
This guy's firing you off that.
I think in that scenario, it's just like, you either all swing or you just all talk and wait for the plant.
I don't know, they were just like, should I go just kept peeking Coat Door over and over?
It didn't feel like they were fighting together at all.
Yes, it was just isolated fights.
Menjoo wasn't even holding the big three.
And then Adam Alkkaip quick peeking on the double door, which was fine.
I wanted him to just hold that one angle, because they were able to shoot the ace off, so he could have just held that prep angle.
I think he despised that guy.
Bro, they need to force OG.
Bro, they can't get that five prep angle.
I'll peeking.
What is this?
They're down at the line, bro.
They don't mind it.
They had a good round last round, bro.
Yeah, I don't know the line-up this time. I'm a little confused.
They're gonna attack.
BB.
They dropped the glass.
They're clearing. They're clearing.
I don't understand another bacon. I feel like this is better for two years.
I
I need a master class right now. He cheers the
Yes
Track it into the final four!
And we asked if Lightning could strike twice here in Utah for the rebellion against one of the best teams in Europe in the current wheel today.
We'll see you in Top 4 Shopify.
Congrats on the win and G2.
Better luck next time for them.
They were one of the best teams coming out of Swiss stage.
but they're sent home early today Harrison unlike map one everybody was firing
and all cylinders and that guarantees with DZ wildcard later today we will
have two NA teams in the semi-final bracket what a game from Shopify
Rebellion who now since EWC last year are 5 and 0 in mass against G2 and with that being
said Harrison I cannot wait to hear what Shababai have to say about this post match series and
we won't have to wait any longer.
Ian talking the story. Hey, Salt Lake City. Rebellion are in the semifinals.
It's been a long time since you've been in the top four. Last time was way back in Berlin.
We all know what happened there. How proud are you to be right back in the mix at the top again?
It feels great to be back, you know, with a great team, and a bit of lights out today.
And I'm just so happy to see everyone in the crowd here. You guys are amazing. Thank you.
Quite recently you, I guess, addressed some of the haters online who may be questioning your
ability. Do you feel like this is another dagger to the doubters out there? I mean,
they love to just, you know, I'm just doing my thing. You know, the haters are also part of it.
You know people thought we were like the worst team because I'm recently just after like one week and now we are here in top four of the majors
So I'm just happy. It's very grateful. Thank you. You've already mentioned the crowd support
You're gonna have a turn on the finals. You're going up against twisted mind undefeated here
What do you make of them? I'm gonna beat them of course. They haven't played Shopify yet. I love that
It's like congratulations. I let you go and join the rest of your team one more time for your semi-finalist in Shopify rebellion
but now we're gonna go to a quick break and when we come back we've got an all
American North American death for you Jonah is jumping in the hot speed so am
I a bad friend for going for SR
yeah but I would have lost if I would have went for G2
I think I'm gonna dive and do oncoming traffic
It's not so many rounds in the game, bro, so good.
3v2, another 3v2.
On the one, like, silver lining of it, though, even though it sucks that's not been lost,
at least like, we can still see Spoytwin, you know?
Yeah.
That is the one silver lining of it.
It's not like Samba got knocked out
to fucking twisted minds or something, you know?
Ah!
I don't even want to like bet on the games, it's like,
I don't even want to stream right now.
We just lost all your passion. Yeah, I mean like I'm sure I'll be good tomorrow, but like I don't even want to stream
Yeah, I get it. I'm sure I don't even feel like watching the other game either
I don't even want to stream like as this and don't you wrong face versus Falcons is a great game
But like I just my entire morale is just shot. It's literally to shot my old morale is just shot, bro
Let's just take a shot man. At least like we wanted them out three right like that's just like sad how they went out
It's also just like, so Ambi like literally showtimes map one, like puts up the best R6 game of all time.
And then map two, it's like just this absolute south best.
I don't really, that's the part that sucks because like I don't even know GZ loves cafe that much.
So like of course on bank, Ambi drops like a literal explosion.
Bro.
I don't even want to like watch the other games I mean I will I will but god damn
is anyone else depressed was moist-watching
moist was watching round was I mean they lose they lose but they just sell yeah
I rather than get seven O'd than fucking sell three rounds.
I think what it comes down to is like G2 is a good team, but also G2, it's like, you know,
they picked up two players before the major like.
What's the word 20 gifted on Falcons.
So like, what would you do if you were G2, would you just keep playing with the same
stack and like try to adjust roles accordingly?
Or would you just, I mean, I don't know.
I would keep the same stack and adjust rolls.
I mean, they still ran shit, Broly.
It's just like one, two, three.
There's one of those guys.
Fire the coach, bro.
Fire the coach.
I agree, bro.
Why would you fire the coach?
No, we don't know internally, like, how it is.
We just see a timeout.
We need to push that vibes, bro.
You need a different vibe.
Yeah, but you can't fire someone based off of, like, one thing.
He's definitely fired, bro.
Trust me.
Trust me, bro.
You could probably do better, coach, bro.
Come on. Come on, bro. You like come on. They're gonna go crazy. I would just
I would turn this team into a call of duty team, bro
I mean, that's what you kind of got to do, bro. I think you just have to unlock stop and bro
I don't know the first game watching them in 1v5 was pretty depressing
bro, just play I'm out in like Blitz or something and then
Zach on just a frag and then
You know what I would really do. I'm not even kidding
Bro, if I was at R6 or I would do everything in my power like spend as much money as I needed to to get casein and stomping on the same team.
That's what I would do as soon as casein turns 18 because that would be insane bro insane.
Or she has like an over peaking problem I swear to God might be worse than J guns.
Yeah.
What's even the point of doing this?
Map one, like I've played support for teams that just die instantly before, like you can't
do anything.
If you're on Habana and Clash and you're in a 1v5 for four maps, like you're not going
to get any kills against approachee.
G2's entire team went negative.
Like Broke, here's the first fundamental rule of siege, Broke.
If you're playing support or second support, like what Stoppel is playing like Clash, Havana, Chip, if your entire team is negative, if all your frags are negative, you're going to go negative every time.
Support players can only do something when they're in consistent 2v2s and 2v3s. Stoppel's on a support role. So like if his team shits the bat, he has to shit the bat.
He like you cannot mingle mingle couldn't have explained any better if you're on e3 repel and your only job is to hold that angle and your entire team dies on the stairs.
What are you supposed to do? What are you supposed to do that scenario? You're not going to do anything.
And I know some people are just rage baiting and just having fun, brother,
he's the most consistent player in growing. Like you can look at the stats.
He is, we already looked at the stats. He's the most consistent player in growing.
Oh, it's not even that. Yeah. Like why is he the three repel?
Well, why is the best player on their team on either E three repel? Yeah.
Well, it's this thing where they brought in Shaiqo. Shaiqo's never played a
support role in his life. They brought in Benja. Benja only plays a lurtle.
So you have Adam out who honestly how the mouth played
Great like out of my plate so good today like actually won them so many rounds on cafe
I was impressed without enough normally out of my launches. I'm not gonna lie and blast they would just launch
I remember that but like you have a guy who is
More talented than anyone in pro league like literally anyone you can just go against anybody and he's just sitting on a hero
pal and then he's sitting on clash
And I know stop isn't mind playing those rules like I know he likes playing those rules, but like
You need stop it to be fighting ambi on that banking if stop is roaming against ambi every round of that bank game
Do you think ambi's going 21 and one?
Fuck no, no, absolutely not ambi's going 21 and one because he's roaming against dopey
Like that's just what it is. Don't he's also a good player, but like your best player cannot be on e3 about
It's never gonna work like that, bro. Cuz if you're on e3 about you're relying on your team to get kills
I don't think I'm going to be
honest, bro. Yeah. I don't
Yeah, I don't think they're going to drop anyone after one major down, but I don't think in this exact lineup.
Shiko and the Benja and doki make any sense because doki plays really fast.
Benja plays really lurky and Shiko literally just plays for I got.
Yeah.
That's like three like uses people.
Stop it.
They're not their player. Do they not have a player where they let them do whatever they want.
I mean kind of dope, you know
Played terribly individually. This one's on me. Sorry to argue fans top eight in these top five stage. What do you guys see next?
Yeah, no stop it did not play out terrible, but
He's probably just beating himself up now because he just lost but uh, yeah
Map one was
Map one was um, I'm just gonna be honest like
Like map one of that series was just his entire like roaming front, just dying every round.
Like I mean, I've been in that exact position so many times.
And it's the most annoying thing ever because you're in a 1v5 every round, you're doing
nothing wrong, but then you have a horrible KD because you're in a 1v5 every round.
And then some absolute idiot in the chat is like, but like your entire roamers are dying
and you're just getting collapsed and triple drone every round.
Like it's not even possible for you to do well.
But hey bro, hopefully chat.
Now what we cheer for is to point to win bro.
Now we cheer for sport to win.
Please again tomorrow for Sammy's.
And yeah bro.
You didn't want G2 in at all.
And now listen, I swear to God,
I was clapping for G2 running around.
Come on, Zach.
We're looking at Ambi's player rating.
I should have come up on that.
You want to take Valkyries?
I'll bet with you.
Listen, you down?
Oh, shit.
Look at Joom because they got Joom now.
We got to go Joom.
What team on Loki you want to stop it on?
What team?
I feel like he would fit good on Wildcard.
Dude.
Oh, my God.
No, no, Mingo.
That's a ball in all of them.
Wait, what's Wildcard's exact roster right now?
Kanzin Bay, Baby Shark, Spiker, and look at the humble king on Twitter though.
I know, I already saw it bro, I already saw the humble go.
Bro, Mingo, because you know what it is, those guys, one they're an NA team, but two, that's
like a young fucking team.
Yeah.
They're young and they're fast paced.
Like Bruce, stop us on one of the oldest teams in Pro League.
His only other teammate that's not old as Ben job. That's it. You know, they're playing with a sub this
They're playing with hot and cold instead of Adrian, but to be fair though hot and cold is like a super fucking stuff
I agree, bro. I would love to see stop it on a team with hot and cold. That'd be so turd
But yeah, like he's in top four with or not
subs I
Don't know man
I don't know because dude, what is the average age of Stompens team?
Jokey's like 27, he's been in Pro League since fucking Nahm.
Adamow's like 27, Shaco's like 28.
Like it's just the old ass team, bro.
I don't know, man.
Oh, uh...
Big Ben just like 22.
21.
He's probably 22.
Ryan. Yeah. So all your shirts cook. If all my parties are good. All right. Let's deposit
more. I can't. I can't get I can't get us somebody. Why would the age of GT matter?
It's a couple of things. First off, these guys have played pro league in like every
era and like a lot of what they do is just like a lot of what you understand of the game
is just like really old fashioned like Robin Shaka was a pro in fucking 2018.
Bro, what all I think this game is to be honest is shields and DMRs right now and pixel beats
that's all this game and shock and that's a B12 when I see Shaka holding a bakery double
angle with a zombie from 900 yards away.
like me. Oh, let it go. Thanks. I don't know. It's just I don't know. Bro, entry is like
a big thing right now. Like being fast paced. Like that's good. That's been a thing for
a couple years. Bro, with when this this is what I was talking about with that when the
shields entered pro like when the shields entered siege, that whole shield met up with
blitz blackbeard, the Brazilians were immediately the best region in the world because the Brazilians
plays so fucking fast pace. They play so fast pace, bro. Now, on top of that, if you look
at map one of that series, why did shop win? Andy was in the building in 20 seconds every
round on Nook taking so much space and there were shields just diving in at windows every round.
Like they were playing so fucking fast pace, it was actually impressive. I literally said multiple
time when it was three zero shop is attacking like the best I've ever seen
they look like a fucking they look like fate like that's how they were attacking
no it was crazy Angola I don't know Brad I don't know stop its team is just older but also
another thing is like the older you get bro like the more your gun skill just decreases in the case
like that's just life like Shaiqo is not gonna have the same gunny he had when he was 19 bro
he's fucking 27 like the older you get the more your aim goes bro that's just gaining
Well, and just he's playing 18 year olds that have got a yes. He's playing and bro. Bro. Shaco is playing ambi
ambi's a fucking crackhead
Like literally a crackhead ambi is insane
We're acting like he's 50. He's 27. That's like prime yo bro
If you think 27 is a prime age for a shooter game, you're literally NPC
Bro, Prime Age for an FPS shooter is like 19 or 20.
You think 27 is Prime Age for a first person shooter, one shot headshot, or like tracing
and crosshair blaster matters?
Hell no, bro.
You're definitely mechanically primed out when you're young, but like your brain develops
more when you're like at least 18 or 19.
I'm not gonna do a $10 bet, but I wanna do a $2 bet.
I
Didn't really care to scrim I wanted to just focus on what I can control and I think what they're doing
That's the exact thing that they're doing.
It's just focusing on the communication,
making sure they're in good vibes,
making sure that they're loose.
And that's something that I am going to see
that everyone's involved.
No one is just sitting on the back end.
And they're just making sure that the way
of the camaraderie is there.
I'm not allowed to bet, otherwise I would.
Bro, when are we gonna stop sleeping on this face, team,
bro?
Yo, are you pissed off?
It's just annoying.
Like, they just kind of win every SI
and then everybody's like, I'm gonna bet against face.
Yeah, I'll take any I'll take any amount on face. Well, yes, they're the best team in the world
Suffered actually scrap that they're the best team of all time
Know how intense you can get but everyone can handle that and it comes from a place of care
It comes from a place of knowing they can be better versions of themselves, which is why you don't see that
Bro chat, you know, all I want to see is stoppin' on a team with Kacen guys, oh my god, that would be just serving, bro, and just, like, throw them into like, like, a hot and cold on a shield, all NA, you get an all NA team, NA fucking coach, and you just run the server, being strong, not letting them run.
I think Kason is going to be an actual top player like Sampanus.
Yes.
I guarantee you he is.
But it depends.
If he gets put into a dog shit team, it's not going to look like that.
Kason just get like, Kason will evolve into three people in one round.
I know, but he's like a cut player though.
If you get Kason, you're supposed to just let him do it once.
I hate this roll of shit.
But yes, he's gonna sit on top of our support, yo, fuck that.
In two, this time, no doubt about it.
Fuck the support there, you don't even need one as far as that.
I love your perspective on Siege, because I think it's correct, bro.
One hell of a match.
Oh yeah, when I'm playing, me, Lou, Jay, Franklin, we literally, we put,
we tried doing Franklin strats, and you know, we're not a team that does
like a lot of strats.
We do the default shit, we use our guns.
Yeah, it really happens.
We three, we three-ohed fucking pro team doing what we want.
And you just walk it down, like, I don't know, but like, you just run it down,
I don't the whole like Canadian thing like I get it like I feel like there's two schools of thought with see each like
You just purely play for the objective and then you let the kills come naturally through the objective
Or you just purely play for like entry picks and I don't know
I just always thought the more effective thing is
You just get the most cracked out players, you know, and you have one guy who can just orchestrate everything with a shield
And you just run shit
Yeah, they're very slow pace but at the same time
probably because they go for a player they try to do some like
just like really shit like just run it down
i agree just run it down
i do think sticking to a sheet is low key not always the play
however you do have to have some consistency in stuff that you do
you definitely want to be all on page with like what's gonna happen
if you start doing random shit then it can get a little bit out of control
like the random wins random losses of runs
But I do think you're right with like
Bro, but you know what I'll say though these two teams are probably in my opinion the two best teams
looks like but I do think they can get like now that G teams out I think these
two are the best teams left
I think they're just so 50-50 they either shit the battery or just shit it everybody
I agree yeah thought things can definitely
I agree when it comes to the last match
They're not the inner prize
They're like the exact thing that would be faced though right now
I gotta give it a face
I think face would be anyone but
If face makes it to the finals I'm just gonna say go ahead and
GD read that like that's just over
yeah faces and lose finals
Yeah
Get to this point, but they all have the mental resilience. I think either way it's not gonna be clean-cut
The biggest indicator will be how the team is looking and responding to each other on Valgans if they lose
into map three depending on their more rouser energy I think that will be a very big indicator so
maybe we revisit that question after map two all right we'll absolutely do that of course phase
they have not drunk I'm depressed bro I'm not gonna lie like I'm fucking depressed Jesus Christ
I'm depressed adversity oh my god but I never get the opportunity to do this so I'm gonna have to
speak to the people behind me all right let's see who thinks Falcons is gonna take this one let's hear
come on
more for the face
yeah
you gotta go with it
you think? what?
we know there's doom fans in the crowd
we know we've got that fanbase coming over from team secret
just because of the performance that they put up
at SI what feels like
not too long ago at all
could take some of those lessons here, bring them to team Falcons and say, Hey,
Bayes did this to us. Here's what we need to prevent to make sure we get this
lesson. I think there's one thing to take away, especially with Shai goes
removal from the team is when we even saw them play last time, we saw a licky
back, the one who was performing the most. And we did see to me was the
second highest rated player of that game in that championship final. So I
would think it does alleviate a little bit of pressure there of inconsistency
that have plagued this Falcons roster now going into this setup. But again,
This isn't a grand final. This is a quarterfinal. There's still plenty of a road ahead of them
They need to get over this hurdle about having the experience
It's gonna make you feel a lot more comfortable sitting in that seat going up against phase especially since it's so recent
That being said it's phase they adapt. We just talked about it
So this phase too well battle on how fast
This is a prime map 3 scenario.
Falcons are 2 over 8.
This has to be a 3.
On the bright side chat, if there's one person that I wish Talbot would lose to, obviously
I don't want Talbot to lose ever.
But if there's one person I wish Talbot would lose to, it's Spoi.
So at least we have that silver lining, bro.
And now we can root for spoi to win this major chat and then prove all the fucking haters wrong to take a crack at the trophy
But to do that because bro people have been OD hating on spoi like we're chatting you see the drip bulletin video
Where he's like spoi is the problem at chopfire belly
Yeah, I think it's this way like oh and a one yeah
People has been hating on spoi for so long dust
It would actually be such a cool like story if you want the major and he's been playing lights up obviously that last game
but he's still locked in.
You don't even got to play lights out one fucking rex is 15 and seven maybe 21 and one.
Maybe 21 and one.
It's also we get new season reveal on Sunday, Miho.
That's?
Yeah, bro.
When does that should come out?
They're doing the reveal at, I think four and then the final.
No, no, the news. When does this new season go out?
Wait, is it public? I know the date of it, but I think it's public, right?
I'll tell you whenever they tell you the test servers.
After a major roster shakeup that shook their chemistry, the squad is here to prove everything
can finally be put on the bench.
So Semifinals is the squad versus Test of Mind, right?
What about the squad?
What's them hunts that's all fire and turn the official into playoff dominescence?
So yeah, that's Semis.
Spoil play twisted minds and Semis.
And now this is the other part of the bracket now.
Yeah, I might be back during the game, guys. I'm gonna go do something.
Never.
Bro, are y'all also, like, just really depressed, dude?
Yeah.
I was looking forward to this weekend, so, like, for, like, literally months.
I'm so depressed, bro.
There's handy.
Now, chat, this team is the best team of all time.
This team is mortified.
This team is fucking disgusting.
Vamo vorra carraio.
Look at the aura.
Back to back world champion stat.
And then back to back to back world champion finalists.
They have made it to grand finals of three world championships in a row.
That's how good they are and they haven't changed a single person
Yeah, just
See now here's the thing you can look at all these teams and be like oh this guy's the weak link this guy's sold
You can look at phase and it's like there just is no weak link, bro
they're just disgusting honestly they're weaklings probably just cyber because if
he goes one intense sometimes doing his own thing but they're not I just wait but
cyber is also like then he just turns into the best player in the world
sometimes yeah he literally plays like he doesn't care
Next to you guys, you know leaky fag is such a child
You have a good time playing
To seasoned veterans ready to go out of here and calling me actually we got
What do you guys got bro?
I got FaZe.
Wait Mingo, are we betting on this?
It's up to you, do you want to?
Mile, the all of North America.
Let me do, let me do...
I'll do FaZe any amount, what do you want bro?
Oh like I gotta get invested in this game somehow.
So if I said a thousand gifted.
If you put a thousand gifted on Falcons,
I would bet a thousand gifted on FaZe, yeah.
Oh my god.
They're that good bro.
I don't think my card would go through.
But it's too hard to get it, let's just keep it fun.
Nah, let's just do 200.
Alright, 250 backbots.
It is the edition of G.M.
Nah, now I wanna watch this game.
Oh my god, this gets one of map 3s for sure.
Map 3, 7, 7, I like it.
Bro, but kill myself in DTA.
Let's just watch how FaZe plays though, bro.
Like hyperanalyze this shit, dude.
Well, don't forget, they got a Jume.
Don't forget, uh, Falco's got a Jume now.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's huge, bro.
Thank god, they don't got fuckin' Shack over peeking every fuckin' round.
I knew I knew it was gonna be an issue man, I knew they were gonna have issues with Shopify.
But they're playing crazy though, they play really good, NA's last hope.
But either be up to or get there, down to or get there and be depressed.
I don't know who to go for, to be honest.
Yeah inside a salt lake the last time we saw them play was Tuesday. Yeah, I want to see this
What do y'all got? I feel like chapter five betting on
Wow, you guys box this one. I'm not gonna lie chat this line. It's good for Balkans though
Like I think phase will win, but I would not give them three to one odds right now
This guy who do you have one in five days? I
Think I have to go phase. I mean bro. They beat him every time. Yeah, I mean no phase should win
I think you're about to be down. It's good odds. It's good odds, bro, but like
What is that?
DZ had a chance
and they've had to do.
He's he's kind of nasty.
Great bullies would know.
Dark zero just beat wild card in the B03 for the quals.
Is it wild card NA?
Yeah.
It's not the first time we've had three NA teams in the top eight
in a minute, bro.
They're gonna have shit on them though.
I think they could absolutely die.
I mean, Aloki's guy, Dark Zero should win.
They just have a super stack too, right?
They got a super stack.
Dark Zero?
Wait, let me see Dark Zero's lineup.
Isn't it just a SSG?
No, no, no, it's like a M80, SSG, fucking...
They got Newers, NJR, Fulton, NJR...
Who does Ashley play for now?
M80.
M80, right?
They got M80 though.
They didn't even make that vid.
Yeah, they got fucking gapped.
How do I see their line-up?
Yeah, I click roster in the schedule or some shit.
DZ looks nasty, bro.
How do I put it up?
On paper.
I need Falcons to win that one.
I'm going to go for you, bro.
I need the over, bro.
That's what I need.
Now, here's what I will say.
I think FaZe is the best team of all time, but I'm not going to lie.
Falcons just keeps losing to FaZe barely, and Falcons buck their line-up by getting
June for Shaikou.
100%.
That's the only scary thing about you.
Let's be honest.
It's not a single person in the world that thinks like, right now, Shaikou is better
than June.
Right now.
Now, Shaco is better than J.
Right now.
Jume is INSANE.
Not even though Shaco is bad.
Jume is just fucking insane.
Like...
Oh, he looks so locked in.
Jume is even better than fucking Shaco.
So Dark Zero is J90, Folds, Newers.
So it's basically three SSG players, NJR and Pino.
Yeah.
It's pretty good.
Yeah, I don't know, man.
I don't know.
This these players have just kind of been getting passed around like a blunt for the last three years
I'm just gonna be honest, but maybe they could win. Maybe they could have been that'd be cool
All seeds really is it's just Brazilian and
The last three years my new origins him though that's not
It'd be brought love to see an NA team win
I got face man, I got face come on. Let's go
Jume on
Wait did M81 win with Fabian though? Yeah, they did
The ability to take those 1v1s that lurk
No, it was not a sight. It was like a new look at that. Cyber's already in the building.
Oh my god. He killed Jim by the way, but not on site with a shotgun with the FMG nine.
He gets that first take and handy. He's using the FMG on smoke. Holy shit.
This seems so. This seems so.
Confident in their early game. It's an early drop off the drop top after only a minute here
How do you even die with be me try and push it just a little bit further?
Get to the halfway point or phase feeling like that could be a big wing condition for them already
And just cement is down in the basement where they've got those strong power positions
I will see you right now. It is only a good thing sure. It gives the map control away to falcons
We the go why?
pushing power for late running surround as well as the roam clear
the falcon is having a very good ability not just that soft one
bloodline the hallway
users also both of his no could be calls likely intact for this execute
with all the bees as well to flood down
you would like the blackbeard
the falcons have a lot of primary utility to make this a work of
excuse me you didn't throw it properly
if you throw it on the floor like that it hits the lip
see for invulcan packs as well they still have some work to do before this site is right for the
taking there is a little bit going on inside a kitchen now I think the
pockets are kind of cooked right here they have nothing to wind them
nothing to smoke
already challenging short and getting himself into motto just creeping on in
protection kills to go his way
blue KDS turns it back
oh my god
wow
Wow!
What?
Are we cool?
Wait, Ace?
Oh, Ace?
Wait, maybe Ace.
Oh, that's a high.
Love you too?
Fools?
I've seen souls win this 50 times.
I've seen souls win this a lot.
He's won a one health bet.
He has to go blue.
Yep, has to go blue.
Nice.
Oh.
Went for the wall bang on the plant assuming he was by the wall.
He has to go blue, yep, has to go blue.
I went for the wallbang on the plant assuming he was behind the desk but he wasn't.
He was behind the tall box.
Yup, to be honest, WinniFact has always been doing good.
Like, with offense, every one Chaco is actually doing good.
Uh, yeah.
You know what? We'll take it.
We've got two minutes to hold on downstairs.
That should be fair.
I will say this, I think these are the two best teams, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
That are remaining in the tournament.
Seize the gap.
Seize the space.
Walks down main stairs.
This could be a great theory.
Does he need to play around with Churchill?
We're on just a press, man.
It's a clear line to get straight into Motto
and the information for these.
The fact that these are all coming down those ways there.
It's so hard to win a major, bro.
We have to beat everybody.
I'll be right up there.
God damn!
That's crazy.
I thought it was probably one of those games.
Damn, they left that wall soft and they literally abused it against them.
Normally we're supposed to be ahead of them. I don't know if I can make any holes there.
I'd say they were able to walk into Moda for free.
They'd go ahead and pull if it opened and you just peeked.
Got a little bit of extension I imagine with souls bringing that castle. Yeah, it doesn't really make sense
Bro, what's the major? I'd be kind of sick. I I'm going for sport. I got them tomorrow. We're new getting squirt tomorrow
Yeah
They're gonna play who the winner of this
I'm not betting on any games, but yeah, oh, yes, do it. Do it. Come on. Well, I'm betting with lingo, but I'm not gonna battle them out
Yeah, I agree. I'm not gonna give them half like half of my winnings. Fuck that
I'm not I'm not giving an app a cut of my winnings. You don't give a
I have to cover that when you need it.
Say you swear to God, bro.
You just bet on it and it's just odd.
So you're just odds.
Yeah, but I'm not even going to give an app a lie.
Yeah, no, you shouldn't even go.
No, you shouldn't even get no.
Yeah, I'd rather pretend with my friend than bet on the sign.
Exactly, yeah, that's clever. I agree.
Yeah, I guess.
Who the fuck's going to bet on twisted mines?
I don't know, maybe they're...
Saibot-Zera, Saibot-Zera.
Niki's five and one?
Niki's five and one.
Niki Niki.
Oh my god
I would probably go I would say one and sixteen in this lobby even though it's not possible to get 16
Nick you're talking about
like damn here for like five years.
Yeah.
Oh, shoot your gun.
He's just one HP.
So they're going to lose this round.
Oh, you saw him.
He saw him.
Imagine you get another one tap.
Licky, you saw him, baby.
Wait, wait, wait.
What?
Oh, my God.
Bro, that guy got perspective.
He couldn't see Licky in his deal here.
Did you guys all see that?
he is shooting bro yes come on come on come on I mean you just want to pay now
I got to get out of this. Oh guys. What the fuck are y'all doing? Oh my god. This isn't a gambling hotline. Let's watch the game. Yeah, bro.
I'll give you plus 120 skype
Like what's up a DJ and shit even is this and it makes the games more fun
This is the only thing I'll put money away our sticks for a leave that's it
You see in these first two rounds
When they are getting fucked up on Riki as Riki is seven and one
Oh my
So why would you hold that you know the effect is
Look at that
I mean that is insane
I don't know, my face
The Manchester you get doneer putting in a crazy performance
Wait Jack, that angle is crazy
I don't see that angle enough
You can just see
You might get like stomping right there
Yeah
You got
That's not been shot on con was like one of the only times in my life where I've heard something like genuinely shocked with the shot
He was like, oh
I mean, you know, it's like a
one shot, bro. If you miss that
one shot, you're gonna get
out of it. Yeah.
I mean, you know, I love this
team. The only main performer
can go shot on this map.
I guess we're open.
Oh, I can do it.
Man, this can be the map.
Licky, I will fuck your dick if you give me 200 gifts.
Me, huh?
Me, huh.
You must have died.
There's some sins before this game.
is up the utmost importance.
He's a wall now, I'm coming as well.
Brita is going to be rocking that Maverick torch.
Yo, Brita's actually been doing pretty good this, uh, man.
I'm going to be on the top of the game.
Souls.
I think Saltop under is, like, starting to feed families here.
His line's like 19 all the time.
Glances on this game, but previous.
Squeezing and really starting to discern.
Oh my God.
Licky, Licky.
Licky.
No snake?
What the fuck are you doing, Licky?
Oh
That's why you props there to me home. Yes. Yeah
We'll be kind of crazy of spoiling them one the major through plans because they were in plans, bro
That'll be kind of nuts dude. I'm not even gonna lie
We're gonna buy chips bro
and do some good work, but a couple of nice little double kills and everything quickly changes.
Don't think anybody's surprised with phase banning Solid Snake against the guy who's got 8 kills on Solid Snake through 3 rounds.
And again, in all seriousness, one of the most powerful ops in the game as well.
He's already halfway through his over and clean range.
I know.
That's just like crazy.
I'm gonna take Jesus and suck it.
I will.
Oh
He's actually shooting here
Anybody that's just locked with the F2 is unkillable and he was doing the same shit. They banned a snake. They kind of have to
We just kind of walk it down on that. Yeah, now he's just
I got chips.
Make it a wrap, do it.
Bro, did you just think the sub right there?
Yeah, that was like the fastest sub-thank I've ever heard.
Chad, did you hear that? He was like, what's that?
It was a wrap.
Chad, don't you know that?
You don't have a chance to get it.
Let's what's in secret
I'm not eating until I get my baby. Yo, Ray
Ray, how much hard it's how much harder is pro league than the console turnings. Oh
It's
Definitely harder
Right. No, it's not you never played prime mingle stop and case it in one team. Yeah, thanks. There are like definitely
What's definitely think harder what's easy when you're against evil grandpa and finals?
What's easy
um
I'd say a lot of it
It's like you know what's gonna happen kind of like you like you can expect pushes
Like you won't get caught off guard that much to be honest
He's fucked
What the team is around you like oh my gosh
I
Just a world-class smoke from Cyberwave.
Look at the smoke!
I tried shooting the smoke.
Look at the smoke, bro!
Vamo boarded him from Nile.
Whoa!
Look at the smoke.
It's my type of smoke.
Do you want a skill?
Yo, bro.
Mingo, just pay up now, dude.
The better side of it, the better side of it.
You bet against these guys?
I
You bet against these guys
Are you fucking crazy?
Me. Oh, yeah, I should get like a line here. No facts. You should be like, hey, did you play that? Did you scream them?
Oh base
No, I should be like a hundred or two hundred get them. Wait, but words. Yeah. Yeah, we're right. What about the ping though?
Was the ping that now they're in there and saw like it was a couple weeks ago
Did you guys lose?
Uh, well, like, you don't really lose scrims in this practice, but it was good maps.
That was really good maps.
I wonder if, again, uh, very even, even base maps, even side-end maps.
I think all the scores were close.
I'll say that.
Yup.
Did you guys win?
You don't win scrims, bro.
Oh.
I guess, but it's all practice, bro.
Like, you lose rounds, you learn more.
I'd rather lose all rounds.
I mean, it's a win, though.
So you guys want to know?
No, they want to throw you off.
Yeah, but also in scrims people are trying stuff too, right?
They're trying stuff.
Yeah, I mean it's all practice.
I mean scrims are way different than game day.
You know what they told me in my first ever scrim?
What they said you're not supposed to spompy
Really
They said it's a respect thing don't spompy
What like mingo what are y'all playing in soon are y'all playing in something soon is it like a flaw
For we have hellishly coming up. Yeah, I mean we just we just called for the play is it play also? What is it?
So we
We just quad for XGS, which is
T3 League, but it's all T2 teams and then yeah, the last to me play for five experts
And then element is coming up, which is actual T2
But it's come it's like in like a week from now. All right, bro. Y'all better like win
Yeah bro, we can die out bro, that's-
Is anyone in T2 good besides you guys or no?
I mean bro, I think we dead ass like have a chance like a big, really really good spot.
Eventually it'll be free as hell to go to 4-league.
Bro, what if you guys had a whole protein?
That would be so-
Yeah, why don't you just buy the team so you guys can get rounded?
Yeah, you wouldn't even see it go out your pocket.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, we're going to be fine bro, I'm just going to buy a team and then just watch J int.
You don't even have to pay us bro.
I'm breaking a loss every month bro.
You don't have to pay us.
Yeah, how about that?
You don't even have to pay us.
That's for you for the take.
Wait, so if I paid you guys $0 a month, you guys would play bro.
Well that might be illegal.
That might be illegal.
Okay, $10 a month.
Yeah bro, we're in there.
We played for fucking $0 right now anyway.
Approach him right now that one like one around
I'm just going to pay. Pay out.
If you win.
He's so. Get on the window.
Then he has to kill it on the
bridge. Nice three days.
So I get a team. Okay. So I get
a team. I pay you guys $0 a month
but you guys get all the winnings
I just watched part of the games.
We're there.
Well, that sounds like how do I sign up for that?
Don't you guys have to go?
No, we can't just force people into pro day, right?
Don't have to go.
Now just text out last and be like, let's do it.
You know, who is out last?
That's like the worst team in pro league right now.
Like they literally won like like zero rounds.
Like they're terrible.
What's on their team?
It's like Trevon.
That you don't even know them like kid like T3 kids.
T3 kids that made it through CEO
Cost like
like that could happen but that
would actually take turns.
But if I had a team I would if I
had a team I would just want it
to be stop it in case it.
You would want me and Mingo.
Yeah.
I would want like stop in case
and bro if I actually can pick
a team it'd be stop in case and
mingo on controller and then
probably like some freak shield
player like spirits or like
What the hell did I get?
Just get JLW.
Skye, you're not a pro player.
What?
Wow, what the fuck?
Skye, you actually are a pro player.
I'm actually nasty, bro.
You two are in 13.
No, we could 1v1, and I'm on 9k.
You're going to be like, oh my god.
Yeah, you can beat me in a 1v1.
That doesn't mean you're a pro.
Bro, you did this shit hard?
You've got a couple players over there.
I'm not saying, I'm not saying like you couldn't kill pro players.
I'm saying like I would want a team that is gonna win every major
I want a team that's gonna win every major
Well phase you can't beat phase bro. I'm not gonna lie
Stop the Mingo case in with two freaky ass shield players. Maybe
I don't think anybody's gonna beat this fucking team. Maybe talk to him right here
Yeah players on the high leg it's an automatic VMR. Yeah, we'll be like a god dear team I can make
Bro, oh my god, I always end up saying that so I never do it
I need another gun they go you need to be stopped. I mean, yeah, they do the nerf it
But I mean I'm tired this DMR meta shit. It's so boring
Let's not they just nerf the mar and jixie buys the team just kick me off the team around the way
Yeah
Give me like a hundred. Yeah, but guys if we get wait, what if we got oh?
Oh, no, no, it wouldn't make sense though
Wouldn't work for you can't would buy out probably five million dollars you can't do a G2 did they just
Just try to pay to win
a lot of trouble in this series so far.
Thanks, they got Shaco in that.
They didn't really pay to win, bro.
Falcons dropped Shaco, and they were like, okay, Blazz is ass.
They didn't really pay to win.
Falcons dropped Shaco, who Falcons believed was their worst player, and-
I think they did, bro.
I'm telling you, that ass picked up crazy superstars.
But it's not pay to win.
Shaco got dropped from his team.
Like, pay to win is what Falcons-
No, I mean, though, right?
No, I don't.
Falcons pay to win.
Falcon said, Jume is the best player in the European region.
Let's just buy it.
That's what Falcon said.
What, in phase?
There's no.
Bro, that's what happens.
Falcon has like unlimited money.
It's like a Saudi org.
It's like a Saudi oil.
Bro, Nick, you know, they're, you know.
It's the same thing in Rocket League.
Brother's TNS team.
How much do you think?
That's what you think.
Bro, G2.
Okay.
G2 is paying.
Um.
G2's paying Shaco a lot.
and check him a lot because he brings a lot of eyes to G2.
I don't know what they're paying him,
but like Falcons is the highest paid team all around.
Like they're the highest paid team.
They are a pay to win team.
Like they got June, bro, they literally bought out June.
June beat Falcons, that's bro.
They literally bought June from secret.
They just gave June more money
and the June was like, okay,
I'll get more money and be in a better team.
And then they're gonna see where's they're getting.
And look, ever since June left secret,
secret's fucking off of a cliff.
didn't make topping. The savage
left two. But no, did you didn't
pay to win? Did you pick up a
dropped player, which is not paid
to win? And then they picked up
back. What about Ben? What about
Ben? Ben? Ben was also dropped
too. Was Ben to drop three?
Ben? Ben? Yeah. No, I don't
think. Okay. I don't think SSC
dropped people. I mean, SSC just
lowered their payouts to their
team. I don't know. They left
because of that. Maybe. Yeah,
they just bet like I don't think
they drop people. That is what happened by the way. Yeah, SSG.
That phase will never have this problem. SSG was just like, we just want to pay less money
for our team. They didn't really drop Benjo. Benjo just went somewhere where he's like,
okay, I'll get all five of their players. Yes. But but Falcons literally dropped Shai
Ko in got June. They literally dropped Shai Ko. So it's not like G2 is paying to it. Like
did you just picked up Shai Ko who was dropped for this G8? And then Benjo, you know, just
last team.
They're also couldn't save the United States anymore because of the visa.
I can't believe they lost to Canadian though, it's kind of crazy.
Bro, Canadian is R6's legend.
He just cannot shoot his gun straight, but he's still a fucking god.
There were just legacy games on both maps, like, the top of five players individually
played better.
So is Ambi just gonna keep dropping 20 or like what's gonna happen?
Cuz I'm here for the whole thing.
You see his aim?
I've never seen a seed start like that.
Yeah.
The defense.
The last two kills was crazy.
He one tap stopped him.
I've never seen somebody one tap stop him like that.
Kat Ambi's so fast.
Yeah.
All right.
3-3, bro.
This is a sweater ready, man.
I'd like to see a little bit more. I'd like to see a little more of that SR energy we saw earlier
I mean even half so
I think phase started up very slow that was evident in the first two rounds being taken normally that was a fact
Yo, did you guys listen to the Drake albums? I?
Heard what you said about on tiktok. Yeah. Yeah, bro. I was kind of disappointed in you
bro, I
Don't think I was like listening to the same song over and over but like I did like some of them. Yo what I said
Um
It's just my opinion like I think there was some songs on Drake's album that were good
But a lot of the music and say that
Well, no, I got clipped out of context on Twitter for the 9,000
I say some guy on Twitter took a clip of me going if you like this you're fucking delusional and then post that the full clip
I was just talking about the song not the album. There were songs on the album. That was good
But yeah for Drake standards, it's just a disappointing album
I just said this Drake's one of the goats, bro. He's just an underwhelming album. There was some good songs though
Like I'm not gonna lie. We make that point, but we could have literally said that about any other term
I feel like Drake I feel like the older Drake got the more his music sort of turned into like
You know just sort of like drunk sex songs with
He's in the club and he's drunk and he's having sex like I don't know bro when Drake was broke
Drake's best album ever
it's either take care of nothing was the same but I honestly think nothing was
the same as that bro he was when Drake was like frightened out row he was like
literally the goat and the feed it yeah like I mean you could listen you could
play any song on those albums they're all good yeah I was a drunk girl in a
club maybe I would love Iceman but most of the songs
or you listen to all three I
listen to his episode so 13
songs I listen to 12
songs so you didn't listen to
the other two other two albums
were his worst rated albums and
all you're speaking you're
speaking bro I'm not speaking
those are stacked skype
I promise you bro you're
missing good songs in those
albums
whatever the fuck you call them
ice man
Fuck you call them ice man. I see what you're saying about the ice man one, but there's other the other ones are tough. I
Didn't listen to Drake's other two albums, but I looked at a website today that said they're critically rated his worst albums
He's ever produced and I also saw that's crazy, bro
I also only published those albums to get out of his current deal with like UMG or something
I think he was just on those other two albums he was putting out shit and Iceman was not
a bad album it's just for Drake standards Iceman is an underwhelming album so I'm saying
is drake is literally a ghost
actually want face to win
hope that a context gg
i was gonna say because it sounded pretty
check twitter
yeah
bro those twitter accounts
nice twitter accounts
it's borderline illegal
it's borderline illegal dude
What does that shirt mean I really just needed to set the record straight because I came in quite mad. I was very worried as a North American. I was very worried.
Girls from Atlanta. I appreciate you all for bearing with me and bearing with us as well as we have thankfully souls back in the lobby. Hopefully we'll get things.
Hopefully we'll get things to score just the next 10 to 15 letting a statistic decide an average still as fuck
I think it was like a half the time out or whatever
Well ZZ the thing is you're entitled to your own opinions is it so if you're entitled to being delusional
That's the beauty of an opinion. The thing is though ZZ there's a website
That's tracked every album Drake has ever produced and his other two albums are his worst rated critically acclaimed albums ever
They're his worst rated albums ever
So you can enjoy it, but I'm just telling you the stats, bro
You can you can take the stats and burn them. I'm just telling you the stats, bro
I'm telling stats
Drake's you're just most hated, bro, you know, he's just so cool
I don't hate Drake. Oh my god
No, he's got me through some rough times in my life, bro. Yeah, he did for me to drink the goat
Fucking shit about Drake
Like all he said no, I'm chilling
He's in my chat.
Drey, join the call, bro.
You're on the mirror.
Girls from Atlanta.
You're currently round seven.
There's not too much that you can be able to do about that.
I'm using this.
That's why you play so good.
All right, let's dial back in.
Just in case.
That's some of the best club attacks in the world.
This fucking map is a snooze test.
What is this toy?
Oh, my god.
We got him in 1HP.
He made the Monty 1HP.
Oh.
Two impacts.
Just impact him.
I have not seen defenders.
He's gonna die as soon as he drops or something.
He's gonna get an impact.
Sure, I know he's 1-HP.
Bro, they have two effects and a support.
He's that.
Look at this.
He's never making out of his life.
He's going on that door.
It's not a hermit she made.
Oh, okay.
I should call one and go.
I've been in the slums.
Now, there's actually some anger though, bro.
Like, I have some anger.
I have all of them.
Like, this song called Princess?
Listen to that one, that was tough, I like that one.
He should have said a jeep scene last.
I think he has ed.
He has ed.
He definitely saw that he's one of his fears.
He's nothing he can do.
Just literally nothing he can do.
You just got an ADS there, I feel like.
It's like the only thing.
Yeah, no, you're gonna have it on your back or something.
And things were split before.
Oh, that aim.
He's in.
Oh, he almost had it.
He almost has two lineup forms.
You just go for that.
Get up, get up, get up.
Get run.
Can't run
You say it's a falcon's arrow no way it's a falcon's arrow
Yeah, bro, it's never won a major
I don't think so
You know what I'm gonna say, princess.
I'm telling you princess, I actually go there.
How does it go?
Uh, I'm my girl in the restroom.
She was lit.
No, really?
What?
This is that shit.
This is it.
What album is it on?
The girl one.
No, the girl.
The other thing is like, um...
This is how we got it.
Again, bro.
Just so you know.
The other thing is like, um, again, bro, just it's important to always be unbiased and analytical in life, dude.
Other thing is like, even though I love Drake as an artist and I personally believe Drake has had a better rap career than Kendrick Lamar,
like if we're being real, Kendrick did body Drake.
Let's just call it a job because everybody's always like stay on that side.
It's like I'm just on the unbiased side.
Like Kendrick did body Drake, but Drake is a better artist than Kendrick.
But Kendrick did body like I.
You know, I ain't gonna lie.
Kendrick's got better bars probably though.
Yeah.
Drake Drake makes better all around music, but Kendrick's lyrics are insane.
So we're going to look to players like Andy, like Katie,
to try and pick up some of that slap. She stopped and moved up 4 to 3. They start chaining together
defenses and went on J-Ven. Yeah. But I still like, I have more Drake songs in my plays than
Kendrick's songs. I feel like that's mostly me. That same play? They caught him though. They caught him.
Yes! Skull Cyber. Just slipping in through lounge with the patch staff against Jume who
Who's been having a roof tournament so far?
Or he could just transfer from that.
No!
I didn't know he could keep you that fast.
The league track is just made.
In the Lion of the Monty.
What do you transfer from, though?
Where's his scope?
Bro, what a game we have.
Holy shit.
So it's often changed both our back.
He transferred from Raptors to them.
In much better shape.
Grandfooled again.
By that keeper Barricade trying to zone out that Monty.
He had not a face.
He's got this in the back.
Bro, they got four yings.
And they're running just good gloss right around.
Shit is not as good.
Gotta make his way back to the site join the rest of the team on gym and bedroom. They try to do the same place
What are falcons options? They just have to try to take a fight in this midgame
Work a kick back because you have no they did that strap
What is the fact having this lobby that no one else has we reached that point and we have a
Insight a roller Saturday. Oh, yeah
You have to like drinking
He was drinking water. He was drinking French beer. What a chad.
Cyber's up.
Yup. Walk right to that bar.
Wait.
Blanter de bomba.
Really the most close player in the world.
Blanter de bomba.
That timing bad trap.
Use this is tin and for no wait. How does this work now with Monty?
Doing it got two more tries one
Got it got one more time
it's impossible to do. It's impossible to do. It's impossible.
Wait. Can you get it? Okay.
So wait. Oh, never mind. It's not.
So wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Now, what do you have to do for that? What is the exact thing you have to do?
It's like million five times and it should go to the side a little bit.
Yeah, if you keep it in.
Oh, a melee. His ship's going to jump.
Okay, okay. On the fifth melee, it goes to the side.
I don't know if it's the fifth.
No, it progressively goes to the side more, like after each hit.
Like after each.
And it maxes out at five.
But how many?
Okay, like, do you have to keep the same tempo
of immediately punching him?
I mean, yeah, I rest or resets.
Yeah, basically.
You just gotta keep punching him.
You have a better chance of defusing the bomb
and he un-exiting and just trying to time it right.
To go down.
Yep, I do.
I mean, not, I don't know, bro.
I have seen that situation happen.
A robot can literally punch you so hard.
I see you can literally just unshield and just punch you.
You can unshield and just punch you.
Yeah.
two rounds below, we've just seen his army throw a team of our gate on the bottom of the garage.
Cuz yeah, I know they changed that, because before he used to never be able to win. Never.
It's still like a 90% chance you lose.
So how do you guys feel right now? Like, what a game?
Like four great teams. 200 on the line.
What a game?
I
Like all my
Yeah, I mean I had handi over he's 11 and five
But you miss him to miss him this how you kind of a monster to echo I fuck with this
I know
No, no, dude, do you realize how fucking bad of a team secret is without him, bro? Oh
Oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I think and a stop you consider him you
Well, what is he you he's a Swedish player?
I do think I
I think zoom is the best player in Europe. Yeah, I think zoom is better than
I think like he is cool
Cyber and uses is free
Both teams taking their time on this attacking side
Sibir is so good at handi
You guys gotta stop doing those player props, I'm not even joking
Yeah this is disgusting guys
I just find myself at tricky
Licky, but I like that Licky
Oh my gosh, whoa, I don't like that
Yes, yes, yes, he's fucked
No, oh, he's on the door
Kill him, kill him, kill him
He's on the door
Oh
These guys know what each other's cocks look like same with the other
No, don't stay on that side stay on that side
What did I tell you bitch what I tell you.
Okay, okay.
It's the best player in Europe, bro.
Now you are, you are probably right.
Now you're right.
Bro, don't switch up on June, bro.
We said he wasn't.
Bro, dude, I said, Ray, I said June is the best European player in the world.
And then they're like, no.
Dude, I never said that.
I think he is.
June made secret look like they were one of the best teams, bro.
I guess you're all right about that.
I mean, I think about it, bro.
Think about how important June was to that team.
I think it's just like, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Wait, what?
Yeah, but Vita King's not good, bro.
That hot take, Vita King is terrible.
What are you saying?
We let them win that round.
We're good.
We let them win that round.
You just said Vita King is terrible.
Vita King is terrible.
He's the best.
I have money against him.
Who's having it?
Ryan, you said Vita King is terrible?
He's just a degenerate guy.
He's like, he's trying to ADS instead of milling it.
We should have not ADS'd him, I say.
Why did he ADS?
Wait, also, the 11,000 pound elephant of room,
why can't they just plant green box?
Exactly.
See, I'm telling you, bro.
Why not just plant green box?
That's suspicious, bro.
It's Vegas.
Do you want to know why?
Because I have money to live.
Is that not like an angel?
That's Vegas.
Bit more work than that.
He even went for the gun fight and not the truck on board.
and didn't even wait for his teammate either, bro.
He didn't even has you or anything.
The best way to play that is you drop the diffuser as Monty
and you block Green Door and then Sophia
plants behind Green Box.
And then it comes right.
I don't know if you guys know this,
but obviously you guys know this, but remember this.
Or you guys remember SI, Joom was doing that against FaZe?
Like, bro, is he their weakness on clutch scenarios?
Bro, Joom won EWC and then got second at SI
and his team was not good.
June did not have a good team.
He was like the highest rated player in the world.
I wouldn't say not good.
Brother, they're not even gonna make top eight.
What do you call it?
I would panic, because they're a whole new roster basically.
Yeah, so they are the, you gotta.
They have Nathan Citizen.
I'm happy to roam up here for a little bit of time,
surrender, and I'm not actually saying, look,
we know you're gonna get it.
You know what?
June was the best player, though,
one millionth of a cent.
You know what?
I don't think they would have done anything.
I'm looking for God, Adrian left too, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look at the game, such a bot.
Also Noah is kind of nasty though.
Noah is really good.
That kid is gross.
I played number one best in a U, but I didn't make it.
Oh, Joe? What are you doing?
My teammate also played number one best in NA and we didn't make it.
Who is that?
Me.
Probably me.
Wait for Aiden.
Has Aiden been doing good in Pro League also?
Yeah, he was number one North America
60
But he was like 17
Come on breathe and sexy fuck
Everyday yeah every day
I love impact taking this path. Yeah
They wait oh they have hard breeches
Rose it just me guys or do Selma's like not break sometimes
They got to have their own hit by they're not getting the main hatch open
inconsistent
hatch open
The word that's already gone in but even shooting it skype little breaks when you shoot it sometimes
Yeah, they have like their own. Yeah, like throw soft
Six four six four six four
Are you yelling my height
I love how like they don't even go pick back because they're just so disgusting
they just collapsed at the same time bro you guys see how OP grimoire is right there in blue
like the whole for hours they're in blue and it's fighting them where they are they didn't have like a
I feel like Grim should not have 5 canisters bro
Yo GC, talk to me bro
I'm so excited for 3.0 bro, my Grim can be so refreshing
I'm gonna be grounded PC
Migo was telling me, uh, me, you, and then like, you know,
bro on rank 3.0, we should grind, right?
I can go stupid.
Yeah.
This season I'm trying to solo the champ first, but next season.
Yeah, let's go.
I led the vision to the solo queue.
Hide the clash.
Is that what they said?
Those in the arena, they were rapidly deciding which site they were going to right up until the end of that tack time out.
It literally swapped like five or six different times what Falcons were thinking about.
So wait, is Legend of Gishin only solo in duo queue or just solo queue?
It's only just solo.
So people are saying online that this announcer, Caster, is like really negative.
What do you mean by negative?
Like, I just think, like, there's been a lot of, like, for example, like, that says it out loud, so I'm just gonna say it, but that basically, like, says this caster, like, the other one, not this one, but the other one, like, they just complain, like, not complain, but they think everything's, like, a bad play, like, instead of hyping up plays, they say, like, what are you doing? What are they doing?
Like that and he was
I would sometimes I want to decorate the face
Some of you know, I think this I think this game like especially like every place should be exciting
To the ground for fans, come on face we need this
You got one in pocket at the minute.
I choose to place.
Okay, this is huge round.
It's gonna be far less about that extension.
It's gonna be a lot more slippy.
They're gonna drop off a lot sooner.
And if you do anything to go by,
I'm gonna drop off on you.
Come on, Falcons, come on, baby.
Because after Falcons banned them on you.
We got a game here.
Yeah, we got money live.
I think Julio may be thinking that this might be part of the room.
Like Jinx.
At least in the second half of their attacks.
Yo.
Okay, okay.
No, look in like Jinx.
What the hell is this bro?
Sometimes I don't go 3 and 10, me ha
In this clash, we can work both on and off the side as again
We have base
Now you on PC
You push by himself every round
I think I'll just try that
How is Souls 2 and 3?
And 10 rounds
Chasing the attack out
Nah, I think that's not correct
It's not correct
Because they've been...
Rainbow Six Shield
They had a tech pause just then so I'm assuming
I'm not kidding.
God, it's going to be so sick, and then you just
remove Chiocault together.
I'm not kidding.
You can always take it.
I just took Lane.
I had Andy over.
Andy's sideburner is a good thing.
Everything's looking good.
Really everything, but.
The close game, that's why.
It's a good series.
Oh, my god.
That's maybe the worst timing I've ever seen. Oh my god. Got it.
Anybody got impact? Oh, we don't.
That's a GG, brother. Got the main hatch open. That's GG.
They're soon to flame them out, bro.
They have no needs for the clash. They're gonna leave them.
I
the narrative but maintain no more peeking bitch oh my god yeah
you know i'm not gonna lie i wouldn't have did that make you so cool
i'm a hundred percent going for that kill
I think we're screwed
It is talking about the Justin if a phase loses my bro
Maps
are you guys gonna watch the last game or no yeah I don't know if I will I'm
my I don't know I really wanted to watch this game you can literally watch
I've been watching a lot of you shouldn't be in there
oh and just looks the other way sleepy leafy he's starting where's my food at
I think
When does when does case in turn 18?
You name what first play the first playday of the next stage got he's destined
Wait, I pretty sure the first games on his birthday
Gee
What?
He just spawned me?
Wait, how did he die?
How did he die?
Holy three and twelve, bro.
Three and twelve is the easiest, bro.
All right.
And Handy's over in one map, bro.
Should have kept Shaco.
Drop this one for me.
Barra.
Bro, you guys can't be candy warriors there.
Like, this KV mindset used to be burned alive.
I mean, friends.
Well, yeah, but when you drop him because he had a bad map fucking idiot like holy shit
Everyone has that bad map
Yes
Yeah
We win this first map, I'll be happy
How do you get caught by one of my days?
I don't even know how that one happened. He's like outside. Yeah, I
Can't lie Dan. Handy is so good, bro. Yeah, see is he the breath? He's the best Brazilian
Wait, you I didn't know you could shoot the grim before it goes off. Yeah, I didn't know that
I thought you could only shoot it when it gets detonated. A lot of people say that handy is the best
I mean the one MVB
Oh, it's a 6A
No, I mean you can't really do anything
I mean you can't
Nice Doom
No, no, no, no, no
Come on, this is going to be a 6A
Nice, Andy
Andy
20 bomb per handy here
For sure, yep
Am I over?
20 bomb per handy bro
Twenty-one for a micro.
I think he's gonna go. I mean, they lost this round.
I think he knows. I think he knows.
Oh, good angle. Might get one.
Good angle. Great angle.
Nice! Nice!
Now we know the loss is nice.
Nice.
Candy has 18 kills.
CYBER's showing up. We're seeing nukes today.
Nice.
They might all have their overs. That's what it's looking like.
Yeah, and the one time, I can't do nothing about it.
I don't even know his name, yeah, bro, isn't it funny how
Handi's literally dropping a nuke right now, but Ambi had such a big nuke. Oh, by the way, R6 Esports really
It was the best game anyone's ever played of Siege and Crowley
Wow, it's been his history. Best game ever, bro
Even though Handi's dropping a nuke, Ambi still had more kills in less rounds, but that is insane. Way less rounds
He had three less rounds. Yes
Already just have this game going inside a salt like leaky. What are you doing?
Imagine imagine you start to come back
Wait so I dropped 30 pills
Ami went 21 and one in nine rounds
Nine rounds. Yeah. Hey, bro. That's absolutely never getting break
broken
So is two and five
He just has to win something doing it. You don't mean you can't let me go to waste
I don't know that you look so
I'm telling you tomorrow you should put like your house on that like they're gonna win now tomorrow be fun man
I'm excited to watch
I'm not even joking. They're probably gonna win
is consistent with final advantage is just also right which they played in like semis
or final sports is going to be talked up for the first few seconds not wanting to give themselves
away so early this time as we've seen happen in you think they feel sad right now like mass
out or no yeah yeah they're probably getting drunk right now just gonna try to teleport back
to the site as soon as possible all right yeah you think they're getting drunk bro they don't care
bro i don't think they care no you just in lucky fact do you all roam right now you can see
He don't sound much like they lost.
Bro, are you seeing ShaiKou though?
Like ShaiKou just swinging shit, like throwing his body.
That's how he always plays, though.
He just forces, sometimes.
And like sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
It's all over the line.
I hope DZ overshot the fireball and didn't just stop stage, bro.
Or Falcons, I guess.
It'd be cool to see.
Like Alon, that AMB game actually might get talked about for like years.
Well, it depends.
If he loses the major, people won't really care.
But if he keeps doing that and wins the major,
Like whenever someone brings up like a best game ever like nah, you gotta think about that
He has to win a major bro, that's it
It's like winning it on Friday
James Harden drops 70 points in the playoffs, but then loses
It's like BAM scoring 83
That was an assy angle. I'm not gonna lie. That was an assy angle.
Why keep that?
KDS is gonna put a space in there too.
Alright, so I'll talk.
Look at how locked in Cyprus.
Such a sweaty angle.
What do they got? What do they got here?
Cyprus like a dad and he just shoots.
No, but he's teleported back, you're retreating down, okay, the boaster full, they have no shield off, they only have grins.
I think cyber is 28 or 29.
I'm not even sure Claire was now, I think.
The reason they're still leaving that phase know exactly what they're trying to do, they know what they're using to play.
That was demonstrated by cyber.
Why don't we have no C4s?
We're gonna start to try and make something happen.
We didn't see him on the scan to see what he could do.
Basically, we could lie into him at that point.
Better off now, drop back to the site, and you can just shoot that.
Yeah, like what?
I don't think I can get in there.
Get impact, Rick.
Yo, you too, folks.
He's swinging.
I'm nabed.
Look, you like this though.
He's in a good spot, Mimic.
Oh, I like that.
I like this spot.
I like that.
That's bomb.
They know he's in the hallway.
Andy relaxes, he's gonna get re-backed.
Boom!
Oh!
He's got 20.
Andy, vamos borra!
Carnaio!
Vamos borra!
20
Why did the R6 twitch channel run a poll saying six seven?
Yo, what yeah, my whole parlays are just talk for the day
Ryan, please
Yo, so is handy. It's the best
You know you see that shit. It's him bro. Oh, that's 20. Is that 19 or 20? Miho just wins everything
Me, that coach is so cool.
Unfortunately, it was the first kill, bro.
Imagine being like the phases coach, just winning.
Yeah, you kind of just, bro, but.
Oh my gosh.
Fett told me, even if you were to win every major in pro league,
you would still lose money on winnings, like by paying the players,
like as the ore donor, like the ore donor loses money,
even if you were to win every major, but they do make money from skin sales.
But I think owning an eSport is um, what's it called?
Like the least profitable thing you could do.
Like in the world.
Yeah, so chop that idea.
Like I'm pretty sure, like I've just bumped just so many people about it, but like, owning
an eSport is literally just lighting money on fire.
and defuse a bomb.
Yeah, but like, if it really was
lighting money on fire, I feel like it don't look to it.
Like, yeah, I don't know.
Well, you do it for like, like, legacy, bro.
One round where we saw them punch it.
Like, some people, um, like, bro, for example,
some people just own e-sports because they're
passionate about it and they don't really
care about these things.
They're passionate about it.
Which is still something that I want to end up doing.
But, yeah, things.
I mean, I think most people aren't even
looking for money in the e-sports.
Yeah, no, it's just passion, bro.
I mean, you gotta think like, there's gonna be a new game at some point, that's gonna be huge, like...
But I think some teams make money, like, I think T1 and League of Legends makes money.
Like, a lot of money.
Does T1 wanna make money?
They even like, pedophare.
T1 is good.
Bro, but like, oh, they don't know.
They're too good, they're too good.
All the time it's 4 and 40, bro.
Geez.
Let's go, let's go!
Yeah, yeah, you do die every round whether you make sure to die
Like everything in your power to make sure that you know, I mean, all right, they gotta burn up. They have three drinks
No, you're very dying
You like
Yeah, let's get bottom lane.
Oh, oh.
3D game.
Yeah.
Double the cyber.
Yeah.
GG map 1, go next.
GG map 1.
Vamo's corner.
Vamo's all 14 rounds.
I promise you if you put me in for Salsa, he would destroy me.
Vamo's corner.
I promise you if you put me in for Salsa, he would destroy me.
Vamo's corner.
I mean, at that point, why are you even playing shields if you're dead around?
Yo, bro, they're the best team of all time, dude.
They're the best team of all time, bro.
It is what it is, bro.
But how does it feel to play at like 25?
Like 20 something.
He's just so cool, bro.
Hit 20 on the dot.
20 on the dot.
They literally play so good.
They play so good. I don't know how fast they play like I also just love how they take gunfights. They don't care. They are the most confident team in Pro League. Like they're so confident. They're not afraid of fucking anything dude.
They're so confident and coordinated.
It's like if you win a role on Saturday. Who cares if you win Luz Roller Sunday. You just won.
I
Remember you stop caring if you win or not you win more
Yeah, what the fuck is this?
They need a fire whoever made
Are you watching RLCS? Yes, I'm gonna watch RLCS. I'm gonna watch
Check your text, what's okay, son?
I
Bro that is crazy
That is insane, bro. Why do they show that fucking thing that little charm?
Yes, yeah, we're gonna be on some notica too with case. Oh tonight guys lock lock lock lock lock lock
Yeah, but phase on chelé's probably
I think they've dropped to one round no do they they get too old Nick or no do they get
too old now mingo if you want I could be like hard rock bat and I can give you a line like
I give you an early catch out oh my god mingo instead of gifting 200 you could just gift
80 now and just like auto like what do you think I would take that run oh it's a really
You guys see that too well?
Mingo, what do you want to do?
Do you want to take the line?
Is that what a gambler would do?
A true gambler would not do that.
No fucking way.
A true gambler would not do that.
A true gambler would just say it's a lot and just fucking swipe it out.
What is this image, bro?
Ryan, fucking, I'm gonna put money on Falcons.
Let's ride.
Let's ride, Lou.
Let's ride.
I'll put money on Falcons.
Let's map 3.
Mio.
I'm not sure.
You guys are riding against Shalay bro Ryan come on bro.
I know that I guess Shalay on phase.
Hope XS map bro.
Phase.
Oh my god.
I gotta go for you bro.
I'm scared for you bro.
Alright man.
I'll just hit the VJ table after this.
I'm not going.
No no no no Ryan bro.
No.
No, you get out of control, twin.
I think they get through over.
Map's the reconcilate.
I look too good, bro.
You know how they play, though, Ryan.
They win the map one, and then they
start doing stupid stuff.
And this is going to work.
They're going to win like 7-0 or something.
Well, where's my food at, Ryan?
8 and 30 hours.
Okay, my foot's about to be here in the next minute.
I just want to hope, bro. I want to pray.
Fuckin' like, clutch up.
Should I do I Ryder or do I take the 80 gifted?
Hmm.
All right, let me get my phone back.
are you riding it Ryan?
Ryan, are you riding it or what?
I was over there.
Alright, yo.
Yeah, Mingo, are you taking the liner now?
I think I think he's gonna stick it, bro.
All right, I need you to
Bro, how is bracket shaped out like this, I'm sure there's a point system or whatever but all of like the
Like exciting teams like are already there kind of playing each other
I'll leave, if you're invited, I'll leave you with a few nights in my house.
Bro, because Enterprise played Twisted Minds, like those are the teams you kind of want
to see get knocked out, sort of.
And then DZ plays Wellkart.
Like I don't know, FaZe and Topkans, it's normally at every finals, but they're playing
something the first round, and then Stomp and then Spoi play each other in quarters.
Focus on stalling them out.
But I know it's all point base
Bro, I wish the dude I wish the finals was something to play
You're Nick I heard you get you were you know looking for people to invite for the
The World Cup yeah, are you inviting the Jinxie first or what?
To the World Cup world cup
But I don't know what I would do.
I would.
Okay, I don't know.
Sky.
Um, okay.
If you could name.
Ballet.
Yo, he's so him.
Wait, who?
Who?
And ballet, right?
And ballet?
No, no, no.
And Bapé's him too.
Okay.
No, no, no, no.
I, I'm so scared.
Okay.
I got you.
PSG.
I got you.
Okay.
Okay, I got you PSG is he's not on PSG anymore.
Sky, I will, yes, you could go to the World Cup suite.
If you can say killing him, Bobbys.
Oh, I just said his whole name.
Okay.
Killing him, Bobbys.
No, I, no, no, okay.
Sky, what?
I was gonna ask you questions.
Okay.
What number is Cristiano Ronaldo?
Okay, we're going to we're going
to bump it up a little bit.
What number was the media mall
when he started playing at
Barbsons Bay? Not now.
That's hard.
I know it.
You're reading chat.
I'm looking at chat.
I can't look.
I don't know that.
I would have had it wrong.
Different different
question.
What kind of question is that?
Okay.
Don't that's hard.
That's what country what country is Maradona from
Maradona
Don't reach out. Uh, what am I looking at chat Maradona? Who the hell is Maradona?
What you don't know
Bro, I know like Eli Manning Odell Beckham, Jr. Like yeah, bro, that's
That's NFL.
What?
Yamin Yama.
Pidenski.
Wait, did you just say Yamin Yama?
Yeah.
Get this guy out of here.
Bro, I know a lot of people, bro.
Trust me.
It's Lameen Yama.
Has Maradona already been seen it?
I'm not on the other side.
I'll just sit over there and say, what's good, man?
Check the phone.
What if I beat you in FIFA or something?
Bro, that's not happening.
Bro.
Are you good at FIFA?
What money on it, Lou?
I feel like every way dress you do you lose though. Okay, I don't know. Bro, Liverpool, wait so, oh my god, oh my god, they needed to win that game. They needed to win that game.
Oh my god
Bro they needed to win that game. Oh my god
Wow
Oh yeah, there's the guy Audi Watkins Audi Watkins, there's the guy
Look, bro, who do y'all got one of the World Cup, dude?
Bro, Embele.
It's Dembele, bro. Jesus Christ.
I heard that America sucks every year. Am I wrong?
America sucks every year, bro.
We had one that made it to the top eight.
Bro, the reason why, okay, the reason why USA will never be like a powerhouse in soccer or football is because people in USA don't have the powerhouse.
People in USA play nine different sports
Like yeah, there's nine of us more to pick bro. That's true. That's a good point like bro. I'm an actual question for you. Yeah
What's who's like the favorites like they do you know any favorite?
Is like France and Spain those like the two favorites
But anyone could win bro anyone Argentina fall off and like cuz like they're
Argentina messages way older now brown the last
Yeah, it was four years ago.
Is he still playing?
Yes, but Messi's bro, Messi's play style.
It doesn't really go down with age because like Messi's just an orchestrator.
Like he just sets up his entire team like now.
Yeah, this will only like Messi's not.
So you know, Messi's not solely reliant on athleticism.
Cristiano Ronaldo was like a person who was very like not solely.
But Ronaldo, when he was young, like young Ronnie,
he was very reliant on athleticism. So like when Cristiano Ronaldo got older, like his
drop off was worse than Messi's. Because Messi just like you know just average gets more assists
in south of Estimor. Is that bonus? Obviously, they've had an incredible
bro. Yes, bro. So who do you have winning bro? France, right? I'm the right. I don't want France
to win. They've made it to back to back fucking finals. They won the other one. I want like
Who do I actually want to win besides on to the USA?
That's not fucking right.
Even root for USA or is that I just, this is not happening.
Oh, root for USA for sure.
But it's not happening.
Um, bro, Spain winning would be cool as fuck
with living your ball.
That'll be sick.
Um, Germany would be cool to see if they won.
Little Kim each edits, uh,
England would be so cool to see if they won
cause they literally never won.
It seems like all these teams are about to lose, bro.
and France is going to win.
Yeah, France is stacked, bro.
France is, France is, if you are to get a FIFA team,
like a FIFA team, and they're also just good in real life,
but France is stacked.
Like they are stacked.
So you should put a house on it, and they'll probably win.
No, I mean, like, I think them and Spain
are the two favorites to win, but anyone can win.
Who's on Spain?
What's your favorite team anyways?
Like club?
Yeah, I guess whatever um Barca, uh, it's like my favorite club ever and then Liverpool's my favorite club
I know what that means what's a Liverpool
Is it a london ski or no, who they're asked bro, Liverpool's ass. Yeah
Yeah, Barca's love now
Oh, who's this team with the Holland and shit like oh, what's that?
Man City or if you're talking about you know, that's another team chat bro, bro chat
What if fucking Norway goes on a World Cup run that could happen?
Yeah, what if Norway goes on a World Cup run dead ass?
Dead ass, they are a dark horse
Has there been any like crazy teams in like the final four recently?
Yeah, I don't even know ball, bro.
Yeah, like Croatia always goes on runs, Netherlands always goes on runs in the World Cup, Germany
always does well, but like chat, what was the last team who like should not have made
it far and made it to top four?
What was the last team who should not have made it to top 4 or made it to top 4?
What was the last team to write a story?
Morocco! Oh my god, I forgot about that.
Did they go on a crazy run?
Whoa, Morocco knocked out Portugal! I forgot about that.
Yes!
That's not a cave mate!
Yeah, Morocco went on a crazy run.
You're chatting those balls.
They like know everything you talk about.
A lot of the people in my chat watch football.
Yeah.
Again, Hanley continued in the opening.
Dude, Morocco's win on a chat with God about that.
That was when the girl, the little girl,
got all the hate on TikTok.
She's like, airport that way, Ronaldo.
She got so much hate for that.
It was like a little girl, dude.
It's her face throughout the series so far, a lucky fact.
Yeah.
Morocco's, Morocco's good.
No could be.
He's trying to hunt down Hanley.
Ryan, just pay the 200.
Yeah, Morocco's best player is Hakimi. Hakimi's so good.
Oh!
Wait, Pachai! You know he's gonna win the World Cup? I'm not kidding. Let me say this now.
Portugal is gonna win the World Cup because of Nuno Mendes. I'm not kidding.
Portugal is gonna win the World Cup because of Nuno Mendes.
He's such a god, bro!
Bro, that like dude Portugal is gonna win. I'm telling you
He's like I'm fucking he's basically a winger who plays on defense
No, no, no, no, no
No, no, Mendez, yes, no, no, Mendez is the most underrated player in the world
He won PSG the Champions League last year. He won them the Champions League last year.
SINGLE HANDED LEAGUE!
WATCH THE TAPE!
NUNO MEDES IS A GOD!
He's gonna win World Cup, Jack.
Jack, trust me, Nuno Mendes is gonna win World Cup.
Nuno, Nuno, Nuno.
He's so fucking nasty.
I've never seen this, Nuno. You're talking about...
Yeah, him and Hakimi, it's like they both play fullbacks and they're both gone.
Like, that's why PSG is just disgusting because they have those two and a disgusting midfield.
And they have Dembele.
PSG's a stat.
That was like the team that was, there was like a team in those like club things that
was like supposed to win and they lost.
What do you mean?
I forget like, or I don't know.
Like, I don't know how that works.
Champions League or?
I'm pretty sure PSG won and they beat someone that was supposed to win.
That's one, boys.
I'm tripping.
No, PSG beat...
Or is PSG the thing that is always so good?
PSG hasn't always been like incredible, but the last couple of years they've just been...
The last two years they've been the best club in the world.
Bro, they might win back to back champions today, dude.
Chad, when's the last time that happened?
Last time somebody went back to back champ. Oh, is it Madrid? I think it's Madrid. I'm thinking of. Uh, yeah, yeah
Byron, well who has been Bob is that let's not PSU is it?
Madrid 16 27
But I'm just saying
PSG has been good since in Bob a left. I'm just I'm just saying bro
I'm just saying and Madrid has been bad since in Bob a joint. I'm just saying yeah, it was Madrid on God
Yes, that's because they have that was that fast guy and feet and FIFA the game like 99 speed in Bob a or
Vinicius junior or them
But no chat I'm telling you
The best player in the world is new no man. That's not
No, no, that is the best player in the world.
Bro.
Watch me.
Champions League highlights last year.
This is a jinksy take real probably.
I'm the only person in the world who thinks what I just said.
I listen, the only human being in the world who thinks
no, no, Mendes is the best player in the world.
Besides maybe no, no, Mendes, mom.
But I think no, no, Mendes, the best player in the world.
Chad.
Watch him play.
He is a God, bro.
He's so good.
I mean, one try into all four names.
But this is like the only person who thinks it's not even
like this is what I think right you stuck to the the bet right you check can I get a
retreat can I get a retweet chat I don't know we got one around don't let me get
two retweets
like that's what I got nothing to lose
for a Portugal there's a big favorites for World Cup 2 they have Bruno and
I mean Dixie you want to line you want to line me. How me house
I mean that's a flood
That's a flood me. Hope
Consulate
I mean this this is this is phase is the best map right here. They got June, bro. I don't know
I have the over so I need them to win this map and then phase the one chat. Look, let's look it up. Why
Nuno Mendes is best player in the world
Why Nuno Mendes is best player. Oh somebody said of all time
Wait, there's other people with ball knowledge here. Why do you know Mendes is best player ever?
Why do you know Mendes is best player of all time? Why do you know Mendes is best player in the world?
Let's do of all time.
Nunomah does widely consider one of the most complete and devastating modern fullbacks in the world, while best of all time is Subjective.
While best of all time is Subjective, fans had putted to be equally prasive for his rare combination of blistering pace, elite defensive awareness, and elite attacking output.
What's the tape of last UCL?
This guy won them the Champions League, bro.
Watch me watch the last UCL. He won the UCL, bro
He's so good. I'm telling you bro. I'm gonna change my prediction
The World Cup winners of this year is Portugal
Nuno Mendez Bruno Fernandez and
Vettina
Portugal is winning bro, bro Portugal is winning World Cup chat
You heard it here first. Portugal is winning World Cup. I swear to God.
Bro, it's not long. Watch the highlights. Dude, go to UCL and watch every game PSG won.
Nuno Mendez was an unstoppable force every game.
If he wasn't scoring, he was assisting. If he wasn't assisting, he was setting up an assist.
He was disgusting, bro. Disgusting.
Like, I'm telling you, you'll see it in the World Cup.
Pomo Cyber.
Wait, I'm actually tripping. I didn't realize Falcons was winning.
That was too old-phase.
I've seen him win this
You can't expect him to know that the guy changed positions because the guy's fucking lost
He might blow key you might check
We can look at him shy
He's on
Fucking shot there blood so Chad my new no Mendez. He's best player of all time. I
Mean bro, we have an article here bro. It's AI, but it doesn't matter
We have an article. So you're saying he's better than messy. I'm trolling
but I'm trolling but
I'm trolling, but Nuno Mendez won PSG Champions League last year on his don't know shit on
his fucking don't know shit bro.
Did he like did he like score bro?
He okay.
He plays he plays fullback, which means he's a defensive player like he's an outside defensive
player, but he's up and down the pitch because like he plays left back or he plays.
No, no, he plays right back or like right wing back
He plays right back or right wing back and he's upping down the pitch and he's unstoppable bro like this guy's a guy
He's literally a guy
She got a jersey
Yeah, I might just uh get a new no-man that's yours. Yeah
I might
I might just get an InnoVendant jersey, chat.
Bumble.
Dead ass, bro.
Yeah, Ryan, there's only one booth at the Sully City major, and it's an SSG booth.
Because they're in Sully.
They put Dream on the screen at the booth, and he was like, wanting to be one of the people,
and they're talking to people.
What the fuck is he going camping other chairs are clutch
I'm getting fatigued this makes me want to play siege every time I watch
Yeah, real real real
And then I
Watched Rose place each I want to play ranked and then I watch my teammate play ranked and I immediately shut off the game
You just want to have like them as to me
Yeah, or just like have a round that doesn't end in 30 seconds. Yeah, it's a completely different game
Yeah, right this literally brain
So about how they're going to try and break this.
Don't kill four people at that angle.
Every round, either end of the last second if someone's in spawn, just not moving.
Or everyone dies in five seconds.
You'll never see a push.
No one does, like, support ops. They just pick their favorite god and go on tick tock.
It's so stupid.
yeah watching watching throaty doesn't mean
this early
huh that f2 is jumping all the time
shifters shifters that guy would be good
picking up that kill there no that guy
went for in 14
put out can duty for I think I'm up to
last game to
They just brought it back again.
They could play.
It did not pay off.
Scheiße.
He's quickly realizing the situation, getting out of all things.
Shit.
It means shit in German.
Damn.
Bro, chat, by the way.
That's the ONA Pixel.
Yes.
Chat, by the way, me and ONA Pixel are going to play League soon.
With Dante's coaching, holy generational stream.
It's either going to be Monday afternoon or Tuesday afternoon.
me and O'Neill are gonna play League of Legends without that's coaching that's
gonna be cinema we're gonna play ranked it's over if it's a close game you know
phase is when you got spotty uses with a mag
Well, they were up to oh and lost two rounds of the real down. They're cooked bro. Just trying to get our you in pro league with a mag
You know, I wonder
I wonder if they like switch all your multipliers and like sense for you
Because you know how like this they use the same setups. I always wonder like you're telling me I'm not killing that guy on switch
Ryan you're on controller and that shit has a cronus inside of the PS5 controller. You pick your slick bro
Okay, you can do the same thing
No, I can't I use the Xbox controller that should shoots to the ceiling you're lying bro that PS5
Okay, I can stop an occasion to it bro trust me you see what you look like on Xbox controller
Yeah, my first time ever playing it. It doesn't matter. I
Cyber
That is the first spawn peak I ever learned even on old old old cyber just back to back spawn peaks
I leave that's the oldest spot peek in the game by the way
Those him again run why did they can back say cyber let me play
And it's actually kick a kick a kick a kick a if you're pro League. Can you at least check a spawn peak?
I think this is going to get
a croat.
Bro, bro.
Bro, Bro.
I can't analyze that one,
all croat, Mingo.
We already know this croat is
a lot.
My pet peeve is when people die
without checking a Sponbie.
Yup, I agree.
Because you know what it is,
Mingo?
It's lack of effort and it's
lack of concentration.
Die to KDS is a...
If you check it and you lost
your one, it is what it is.
If you died to a Sponbie,
it's because you're not
concentrated.
If you're full sprinting and
not looking at it, I agree,
guys.
You know what, you really need
those extra two seconds, man.
Really?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm not going to lie, dying to a small peak is the most infuriating thing.
Because you have to spectate for three minutes, you literally feel like a cop.
It's that, and you just the whole round you're like, wow, I sold my teammates.
You just sit there and you just think about it.
Because then when you watch it, you get double swung, you're like, oh, I'm dead.
I just alive.
Boom, master beast this round.
Smoke moving down below, users.
Nah, they're cooked.
It feels like that can just affect the game so much.
I'm going to do some deflaunch it.
I
Like bro
And he's insane
Another triple kill for handy
That kill me literally nothing that kill means nothing
Unless
That
See this is that OD stretch it it's OD
I just swing wait what?
Fricking smoke banging him
Check his monitor or some shit, but I like how's he doing that? Can we get a DQ or some shit?
it. All right, I'm going to hear your new line if you pay out right now.
Well, that was my new line.
So your line would have been 80 subs, but you spit it in my face.
So now your live can go is 90 subs.
Pay up.
Fuck you.
All right.
It's going to be the worst.
That's the best.
I'm going to win this map.
That's literally I'm saving you 500 bucks.
Even if you win this map, you're going to lose.
Well, that's like half a blackjack amber.
I don't care about that.
It's just L.A., right?
Andy, just Flora smoking them.
Checked down Taz.
He's one-off GM.
He's one-off GM and he's listening to Take Me to Church by Hozier.
Holy locked in.
That's my coach, bro.
If you're not taking a school, bro, it's only...
I mean, Vita King's out in five.
Like I said, it's terrible.
Should be 150 bro
Nah, nah, they are Falcon's is closer to buddy
I'm not even job now. This is over bro. This is they won three rounds in a row
They're gonna win 4-2 and they're gonna get on attack or bait them
Actually all my parlay
and thankfully for all of us brother brother he almost bumping them again
check he almost tree banged him I didn't know that was a word
look at that some more sticking the head for why have you been spawning
there yeah if I keep watching against my people yeah they just having fun yeah
so don't you think lick-a-fuck has the advantage of that fight though and yes
it goes I mean he just got pre-fired through a tree I don't even know
Cyber like has his reps down on that. Yeah, you know, that's what I think. Well
He just got
When that cyber was smiling that's kind of awesome. Yeah, it was just made use this one HP through the floor
We're wasting more time
Don't even walk in that shit game
Be the king so cool
This team is so good. I made soup for it rose one HP
No, just not do anything brother like
I think solid top is like a point one KD this I don't think cyber likes
I'm just going to do. Just
quickly hopping in for cyber
literally doesn't care about
this team and cyber making up
run out. 233 so sometimes five
and 19. Me. Yeah. Me. Me.
We're still going to lose this
round. I'll put money against my
own team. The thing about
seed is the worst you do the
worst you do because like you
It's so hard to reset mental when you're oh, and I
How do you reset mental?
Oh, and I what am I gonna do spawn peak like yeah
They're all in grim and they're still losing yes
The guy above died, oh stop dead five and twenty
Yeah, I
Hope somebody beats face ride. I just want phase to lose now
All right, Mingo do you want to hear your new line? No 120 125 subs
Pay out dude. No. Mingo, you're basically taking a 3. No. Mingo, you're basically taking
three $100 bills and lighting them on fire by saying that. Bro, why did you still doubt
my ball now instead of staying, bro? I think face is gonna win. I just was bored. I don't
I don't know, never mind.
Never mind, Ron, I believe. I'ma believe with you, let's go.
This is the best team I've ever made, bro.
JJ Blast had a better fucking score.
She was never sweet.
Wait, isn't JJ Blast on wildcard or no?
No, not for us.
They went 7-5 with these.
So it's that case on huge props to you for keeping up with face these ports. Yeah, okay, so that's actually dope. Wow, that's sick
That's sick that you even like esports
WK song man, WK song, bro
Yeah, I feel like
Like what's it called? I feel like esports is
is if you're into a game, like if you're actually into a game,
I feel like eSports is more entertaining than regular sports.
If you're actually into the game.
But it does depend.
Like obviously there's some siege games chat
where like I literally don't, I can't be bothered to watch.
Like if I'm about to watch two or six teams
where I know neither of them are gonna win the major,
like I'm not watching them.
You know what I mean?
I like abs, I'm not gonna watch it.
but like these teams it's fun to watch because they're so fucking good
walkway method
bro I'm telling you they have the method they have five Brazilians and a
Brazilian coach we need five Americans and an American coach with Stomp and
Case and Mingo
Stomp and Case and Mingo hot and cold fuck it Raid
Me, huh?
Every event we've been through to life.
Jeff, that'll be generational watch parties.
Oh my God.
If the pressure's getting to them or he's freaking out and everybody on the team feels
scared.
That'll be such good watch parties.
And that's odd, Jixi.
You're a Glacier of the N3, bro.
I get it.
I don't want to play for that team, bro.
If they end up losing this, if you think Jolkens have absolved themselves of the pressure,
that was really bringing them down on those past rosters and those past tournaments.
It was evident, even from Julio, wasn't it?
guys I think we just go out there and have fun if want to play quickly play
quickly want to play a girl play a girl just everyone just thinks I'm ass
bro buddy
the people actually think I'm ass
what do you mean ass I mean I don't know if it's like everyone thinks I'm ass
no nobody thinks you're ass bro you're a pro league player right you're not you
You can't be ass if you're pro league.
Like you're not ass bro.
Raid you're good bro.
I knew you were special when I found you.
Okay.
Yep.
Thonder.
I knew you were special.
Yo Skype found.
That is.
Bullies.
Thonder.
And Skype found Mingo.
Skype what are you like a talent scout?
Bro.
Nah bro.
Hey bro.
Just know man.
Just know.
Yo I remember your first face.
You remember your first basic when you're running around with Jager shot
Bro was that
2020 I was done with that one
KDS on the striker
No one think about my rounds on the striker
Something close to like 50
This guy didn't really want good time bro
There he was
Good time
Bro, even when R6 was like a completely fucking dead game
I swear to god the console comp scene was so peak
Like faces with all anyone but 4Qs
That's all I need, that's my guy right there
That's all KDS
And ranked was P2
Yeah ranked was way more sweaty
sweaty like if you had five champs we played five champs every game now you
play emerald. I hope that chain is on rank 3 for right now.
Bro this might be a uh uh fucking cap.
If they throw falcons. Jesus that's insane.
It'll be interesting. It'll be very interesting.
Always plays it. I think DZ DZ also sweeps Sangola. Wildcard good, but I don't know
I just think wildcard
Like NA's last hope
Baby shark, they got baby shark
some of this you tell but a brilliant job from Solis off a plan is being quite
formal cyber until this point if I just I don't know what it is bro maybe I'm
just nitpicking but I swear to God the spectators miss half the kills bro just
fall around the entry frags they always understand where they switch a bunch
they switch just follow the entry frags stop switching yeah that's a good switch
right here right yeah it's a good switch because look you look he's still the
Don't switch. Don't switch.
Thank you. Don't switch.
Bumble. Bumble!
There we go. There you go.
That's June. EU1.
Hey, we don't want that though.
Yeah, we don't want that.
Wait, wait, we're up 2-4, right?
3-4, 3-4, 3-4, 3-4.
Why don't you start your own in the sport tour?
Yo.
I've seen it bro, K-San, you know what, bro?
K-San, I swear to you, I'm going to.
I've wanted to have my own eSports org
for literally years, bro.
The thing is, I just don't know where to get started, bro.
I don't know how to get started on any of it.
Like, I don't know how to get started.
And like, I would definitely lose money,
but I literally wouldn't even care.
Like, it would just be so far.
Bro Chat, imagine there's a world
where I have my own CH team
I have my own like Rocket League team. I have my own like fucking CS team
That'd be insane CS would be hard to do but Rocket League and siege would be so good. It got me so good
Like bro, that would be so fucking fire dude, oh my god
That'd be so fire bro
I'll call you about it, bro.
I'll call you about it, because I just don't even know how to get started, dude.
I'll call you about it at K-Song, like, this week.
Bro, I would love to have my own Rocket League team.
Rocket League is so fun to watch.
Like, to this day, Rocket League is the most fun Esports to watch.
It's so fun. Like, all of the tests in a week, I'm gonna watch.
It's so fun to watch, dude. Like, it's so entertaining.
I'm on cc would be generational, bro
June gets a kill
Wow, they're actually gonna get gap
Oh my god, he stayed alive
Oh
Laughing at it. Oh, thank you facts
Cyber's so turd
Okay, no way phase has not made a profit office team. I refuse to believe that
I don't know that. With skin
sales and all the events they
win, there's no way to have me
to profit on the street.
Yeah, how do you get a profit?
Bro, I don't know.
Fett said he doesn't think so.
Okay, well, that's because bro,
but I don't think they're paying
like bro, I don't think they're
paying these guys that much.
They're not.
Oh, these guys are millionaires.
But I'm pretty sure.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Are you sure?
The most winnings ever is
Now look at the winning case on case on said we have not much, but we have
Case on would know cuz he's like yeah, yeah, he works with the face. Yeah
Bro like if you have a team that wins this much and they also have pretty clean skins like face has some nice skins have to make it
Yeah
Also, I don't think they pay these guys a crazy amount
Yes, they get paid a lot for Brazil because like Brazil doesn't pay their pros that much
They're probably the highest-paid team in Brazil, but as they fucking should be
Falcons pays their team a lot and then like
Like, Spoit gets paid a lot.
Do you know what I mean?
And like, stop it.
Because of the eyes that he brings to the team.
Other than that, bro, like, I bet you FaZe,
I'm not even kidding, I don't know.
But I bet you they paid these guys, like, literally,
six KM off, seven KM off.
Which is obviously a lot.
But like, for how good they are, it's not.
I'd say around there, yeah.
For how good they are, it's not.
Like, they should be getting paid fucking 10 KM off.
They're insane.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Six K's like.
How good they are! That's important!
Yeah.
That would be crazy if they really were going to take that.
I'm happy about that.
He said he texted you the number, but don't leak.
Jack, text?
He said he can't say it.
Yeah, okay.
I'm clearing you they don't mind if they spend two minutes of that time clearing out every single inch of the mouth
Which I'm not gonna leak shut up. I'm not gonna leave
All right, I'm not gonna this the gamer here. I just found the game
It feels like I think they're welcome already, bro. I think so too, but I mean look at the
Great look at the score and then look at KDS and the Vikings KD
this is like prime thompin mingo case and then you have jinxi what bro snuck
one and the same for face and then then you had uh i mean jinxi i didn't even think if you
replaced canadian you still be top four in a uh me huh black bear jumps in again you got
drive information on him but you just giving more support trying to play like a full
the way. Just DMR, DMR, Rainbow Six, DMR. We're tired of this, right? We're tired of this.
Yeah.
That's about it, that's about it. You gotta speak about it. Rainbow Six, DMR.
Welcome back, man. This is embarrassing!
It's the round, man. It's really the round.
No, Rainbow.
Or Rainbow Six Shield. Rainbow Six Shield.
If they lose this round, I'm gonna just pay out.
What's my line, Jay? Jay, say like a 30?
Don't pay out on the champions over, bro. Don't do that.
Nah, I'm giving up, bro.
Yeah, what's his lifeline, bro?
Yeah, it's not like 30. 30 gives you.
If you pay him and they win, then that's gonna be...
Wait, wait, wait, wait. What gift is it?
Do you want?
30?
Bro, I'm not... Bro, what?
Then I'm getting stamped!
I'm trolling, I'm trolling.
I have money on them one and eight rainbow shield DMR. That's actually I don't have money on them one and fucking eight
I have money on one and eight
Sammy's now they just post and play contact
And they track
Cyber 1v1 versus Rita Rita. This is where you are made
Hey guys, we still think he's in sight, so this is over Rita thinks he's inside still
I'm like I hate people who play 1v1 slow like this. I kind of just again. I assume he's not on the side
Yeah, nice
Yo, are you like ass? I'm sorry if I ranked teammate did this I would report him for three things
Bro, run!
You just use it!
He's slow log?
Yo
Okay, it's pretty a bot is really bronze
Bro run look if he's in sight then you lose bro, but if she's not in sight you can't even win
Just slow walls for 42nd Street
Slow walk for 40 seconds
If you put Mingo in that situation, what do you think Mingo's winning that?
I'm not gonna 50-50, I'm just quit faking sight of you.
Or at least Mingo's getting a gunfight.
Bro, listen, you sprint into sight, you're gonna get down.
If you get no audio, you know he's deep.
What the fuck was that?
That was the worst sleep played Wobble I've ever seen in my life.
That was the one Emerald would play that.
You just fast-paced play.
You tap the fuse, if he runs at you, he runs at you, that's it.
Of course, Leaky over swung though, where to over swing Leaky?
That was an over swing.
Yeah, should have the last kill with one second less.
I'll be back.
You want to know your line?
Yeah, that's a lot.
If you pay out now, it's only $195.
$25. So you say $25.
Shabang, shabang, shabang, shabang, shabang.
Hawkins will get to play bar and games one more time.
When I make it pro league and I go against WikiFact,
I just know what I'm doing.
Small team killing them in death.
For this roster, the first major trophy, like they need it.
Now you should have seen him, bro.
He was just laughing at losing the rounds.
No, you actually should have seen it, right?
It was like a couple times.
He'll probably die this round next day.
I will.
I'm getting pdk in months.
Cyber over was free, Hany's over was free, Sol's over was free.
Reading for the rest of the game.
They care if they lose if they make main stage.
I mean they're probably getting pdk in months still.
Midokin head is under.
Like a main stage is a success for a lot of people out there.
I
Need to be a douche. Yep. Use this
Falcons make the major
I like this
Of you zombie
Death from survival and death.
We'll take the aggressive line against Vickin.
Decimate the Capiton utility, Choo.
Fairly takes any damage from that M4.
KDS will fall off the window in response.
Is there a way?
Based on the first time it feels like this whole half
of the athlete had a deficit.
The souls, a quick nade.
I'm not even sure he's destined to die.
How do you die to a nade as a pro player?
No one else is holding you.
I swear pro players might be the biggest.
Soul top is like 5 into 30.
six and twenty-two you know it's bad when you're getting alfreg by breeday
sabers gotta make the play sabers era
sabers era 30 years old two kids 16 on resolution
All right, another grenade kill me go. They go pay up do wait
That's one
What is it now 180 bro chat should I watch last be a brother last be a three like I don't think either those teams
It is gonna go late. So well, yeah, bro. I'm gonna be on some not a cut to later, too
Yeah, I was just gonna bring that up you play it. No, I know I played some not a good one for
What six hours chat? I'm gonna play some not a good deal with with case
Wild card with hot and cold I've been playing with my friend. Yeah, we should watch wild card with fat. No
Those are like, yeah, that's his boy hot
It's gonna be going crazy that whole game. Yeah, that's what easy shouldn't even be there
I should be easy
Yo, yo, hey, hey, hey, hey, let it go Ray. I can't bro. You don't understand
I'd be lost already. I'm one and over seven easy five to map three
I'm coming back GC, bro. We're gonna be back
I could play the don't ask for two hours or three hours or I could watch the series
Just watch it bro, let's finish the shit bruh.
See what I don't think.
Run a pull.
Cause bruh, I don't think I'm going to be good seeds bruh, it's up to you bruh.
Ahhhhh!
I think Pistols will win, sorry.
Just make a game.
I think DZ wins though.
Yeah nah, I'm not going to lie, he probably won't be invested in these games so he might
still be able to play deep.
I'll see what the chat says.
Chat, we're gonna pull it off to the game.
Marching over towards Ivy window.
Same position.
I mean, I could maybe see wildcard winning.
I just can't see dark zero winning, dude.
Like the whole tournament?
The whole tournament.
Yeah, I could maybe see wildcard winning.
I'm called Turnt, bro.
And that baby Shark kid is good too.
He went three and nine last time they put.
I don't know how risky that is.
I'm calling him.
Yeah.
Everybody, do you see the question that he made?
You don't understand how good you were, bro.
I don't think you understand or you do understand
Holy fuck he shot the seat where he would have died to that did you see that like he's dead
Yeah, I could not do that if I had a mother try
Yes, you work easy
Maybe on my fourth try
Hey, I'm gonna go it's 199
They're winning with this guy one and nine brothers. I still have hope
What is it now like what is it now like 1.9 play five?
Now it's just 200 bro.
Hey, hey, hey, Mingo now it's just 200 bro.
You just started showing up on these defenses.
Chad, FaZe might win yet another major dude.
So Chad, who are we cheering for now?
Hey, wait, hey.
Since that was out, we cheer for sport.
We do have handy at snow door, we do have souls.
FaZe is too good, bro.
I thought I hoped.
Yeah, I think we tear up our flight now.
And you're guiding!
Mingo, now it's 205 subs.
Just for not killing her.
Three Day Ones is...
I noticed three days last alive a lot.
Jesus.
Bro, lean!
He leaned the wrong way.
Oh
Bro it's not only that I told Mingo I see if I let's see if my card even goes through I literally said Mingo
You're fucking delusional. I
I don't know if my card will go through me, huh?
I wouldn't bet against FaZe ever in this tournament unless it was stomping.
Card number.
Chad, vote on this.
Vote on this poll.
Guys, should we play League of Legends with Dantez until K-Soul gets on to Mopka later
or should we watch the last pass of three?
Maybe we could do another rat with Minga.
And finesse him again.
6. Should we play the guadattas for three hours or watch Lesbian 3?
Yo, ask Alvin Fett and Boto if they want to join.
Ask Fett and Boto if they want to join.
is taking a deep deep breath right now because they'll need some like you
back on potential side of your start. What is Julio talking with? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, what the fuck is going on? Fragmentizing chat. I'm not calling. Why are you saying I'm
calling? Stop. Stop making everything so urgent. I said if he wants to join, he can.
on the desk I'm not calling
really that's exactly right I'm right
oh he's not calling me
see guys stop telling everybody that I'm calling
oh I'm not starting to call are you cool do you still join us?
yeah I've done alright I'll start a call
yeah we still watch it from Newsy Wildcourt yeah that's crazy
Yo, wait, add fat to this call and Bola.
Add fat?
Hold up, I'll be back, one second, yo, yo, guys, yo, fat, your voice about to play.
Yo, I'm watching with Mingo and Skype, do y'all want to do like a big call or no?
Up to you, up to you.
No, I'm down.
Yeah, I don't I don't mind personally, but I know my check it's a bit overwhelmed back to turn down the audio of the stream
Yeah
So fat is hot and cold win in the major or what dude, yeah
Well, I mean I just if I don't think he's winning the major do I truly believe him as a friend? No, exactly
No, I do. I think he's winning bro now fat
Yes, if your life was on the line and you were stranded at sea on a life raft and you had to put a team to save your life
What's he was running around because I'm picking phase dude. Yeah, listen listen and my life was stranded I picked phase
I sit comfortably in a fucking in a nice apartment fuck
You're only your only way to escape the stranded island is to predict the winner of this a major
Do you know what's crazy, bro? Before playoffs started, have you asked me the same question?
G2 would not have been a bad answer at all. Like, I think I would have said G2, but...
Yeah. Well, I guess the one thing about G2 though is they do have two new players.
So it's like, it's kind of hard to get two new people that immediately win a major, I guess.
Especially...
I mean, I think the clear issue is just like the mental dip.
Yeah. Yeah.
Like, the timeouts went from calling like strats to like, yeah, we're not doing basics.
But yeah, now that was a really depressing game, bro.
That was really depressing.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, I mean, first time you can't do anything.
God just decided, you know, it's Ambi's Day.
First game, literally nothing you can do there.
Yeah.
Yo, Bodo.
What's up, Gen Z?
Bodo, what's up, man?
Bodo, do you want to watch with us and Mingo and Skite?
Yeah, we have a whole goddamn crew.
Yeah, we'll have, it'll be a six person call, I think.
If you guys want to
Hmm
Then I usually don't give more than three, but I'm down. I'm down to try it out. Okay, but yeah, then I'm yeah
All right back. I would add you guys
Yeah
Are you fucking abandoning me or something? No, I'm out of
Not taking money to one for dinner get to
I'm good off that, I'm good off that, bro.
Hello gentlemen, hello gentlemen.
It was good.
What's up, Olof?
Wait, this guy's got the stream up?
Oh yeah, I would share his stream for a couple people.
Hello, governor.
So, Bodo, what's it like to win a major, Bodo?
Never won a major.
Yeah, I actually never won a major.
That's a little bit too Mickey Mouse for me.
Okay, so Voto, what's it like to win a Six Invitation home ranger?
Oh, that's a great question, Yuzi. Let me tell you, it's amazing.
It's like all the times you've ever come to your life all at once.
What?
Yep.
Oh my god, so it's just one big pants explosion.
How does every gaming analogy has been sexual?
I'm not a fucking ranger, bro.
I'm muting this guy.
Sub me in for solo, sub me in for solo, bro, like I just said 5 and 30.
I just realized, bro, like, TZ talks at Dante's, sexual reference, boom.
I tell him to Aramae him, another sexual reference.
Folo wins that side, another sexual reference.
All sex, bro, it's just all sex.
It's just a euphoria, bro.
Oh, no, didn't you beat G2 in the finals of that side?
No, I was Empire.
Okay, basically.
Empire with the Russian guy who had like a 90% headshot or something weird.
I remember the headshot percentage but yeah.
Yeah it was like the Ruskies.
Yes.
What happened to that team?
Are they just like boss now?
It's VP.
Uh yeah it's basically VP but no joystick, no shepherd.
It was, I don't remember the roster.
So what happened to joystick?
Wasn't joystick like running machine?
They got dropped.
What?
Well, they were playing like the fucking oldest style of siege. They sucked ass like they're like slow old terrible siege
Yeah, you know we're calling for events siege changed forever
When shields got that buff that that that changes game
Seeds forever change when she's got this buff. Yo, I'm conducting a survey amongst our six players
Do you guys think shields should be vaulted from the game?
Yeah, I'm done. Yeah. I'm done. Oh, are you down?
Yeah. Yeah. So why don't we start like a Twitter petition of like, we just get them to vault
shields. Well, hopefully at some point they just nerf field so much into the ground that
it's just essentially vaulted that no one would want to play. They would never. They
would never vault shields because it's too embarrassing, but they could nerf them into
the ground. I'm so tired of watching Blackbeard getting stunned by Clash and then Blitz jumping
out a guy. It's like, because dude, that when that happened, when the shields got above that was
when the Brazilian teams just started banning everybody in the ass. They were the best.
They actually took a while. Yeah, it was a long time. Yeah, like when the 1.5 got removed,
that's when my team won. And so everyone said like Brazilians were 1.5 crutches. So
these coast like when the shields got above these coast one, and then and then Falcons or
and then BDS won EWC. And then I guess, I guess they'll be seven to one Montreal. So yeah,
I guess it went back to Brazil after a bit, but it dipped in for a bit. Brazil are never like the
best at like the new meta, whenever a new meta comes up, but then they just adapt really fast.
Faze and W7M, I never even heard of them winning. Like in old old old Siege days,
like old Siege, but like the old Brazilian teams that were good was like liquid, right? Like was
So, so NIP won SI 2021 and then, yeah, I remember that.
Let me, let me remember now. Yeah. Okay. So 2021 it was NIP one SI team one eSports
with old crazy Alamow, uh, Mexico major 2021, then phase clan six Sweden major 2021. So
that's why cyber also has a major one. That's why he's the goat, right? And then 2022 it
They went back to NAEU, so it was TSM, DarkZero, Rogue, BDS.
Those were the winners of all the events of 2022.
2023, it was a W7M dominant.
So G21 invite, but then W7M went with the major, major SI.
And then after S-Lite 2024, remember the phase grand finals?
Do you see like the-
The greatest game of C you've ever played, yep.
After that is when they buffed Shields,
and then my team won because they buffed Shields,
and then no one else adopted it before we did.
Yep, these girls have the the best she'll play in the whole wide world to this day
That's how the I would say key knows
Yeah, okay shields got a buff in March 2024 and the Brazilian Grand Final was February, right?
Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah
Yeah, you got a name in box shields
well because
R6 isn't really like the greatest decision like this shitty we saw those
What is what I think I think they should make it
so that like
The shield has to pick when to push and it's like it's okay if you're doing a three two one push with a shield
But like I just don't like I don't like how they can sit there and just be invincible
That's my thing like blackbeard. What's the content?
I don't think I could sit in front of your face and just call info on you and make you scared like a million years
Yep. This guy's right here. This guy's right here. I'm going to grenade this guy, bro. They legitimately like I don't know
I feel like the devs have gotten better in the last like two two years
But like they legitimately made it to where shields could jump through barricades
Unprompted didn't need to be perhaps just click a button jump through a shield
You punch a player to the floor and finish them on your next punch
You can throw grenades behind a shield and smoke spine a shield like they literally just said we're gonna take like an already
Okay thing and just destroy the game and now they're trying to nerf them
But like this bro, they get played every round you she'll get played every round. It's boring as fuck
Well, they've already done fucking years of damage with that shit
But I mean still step in the right direction the whole I think the main thing was like the the the vaulting
Unprompted on like a barricade. That's like that was like the game changer
That was the worst of the worst because bro you'd be roaming in a blitz would just horror movies spot into your face in one
KDS is just and then there's an asset to find it
Intel the main purpose of shields RRL dog if you have a right should RRL you people could shoot you through that shit
If they shoot you enough, bro
No, no, what is over the shield RRL is the fucking run at people. What is this brain dad argument of hyper realistic?
Yo, bro, nothing about this game is realistic
Orix runs through walls and jumps on a route I could do that like like
Broden she's not a real estate game like no game it's a game
Think I can remotely heal somebody is that realistic
This guy thinks a riot shield in real life is like for Intel like bro the police officer dead
If the police officer is playing a rightful for Intel, he's dead in two seconds, right?
And he's dead.
They just got a nerf it, bro.
They just got a nerf it.
Okay, my hot take is they should make the shields have like HP.
Two hits.
After, no, like after the shields, like lose their HP, like either you start doing reduced damage through the shield to the player, or like you give them two shields and they both break or something.
Well, they're gonna say side quicker, you know, I mean like damage to grade if you just rip into their shield
Yeah, I think either damage to grade like just give them two shields. So that would have you just like what if you could like rail in
was low visor oh
Make him not see make him not see that that or like tracking any
What if they just remove them from the game
They wouldn't do that. They wouldn't do that. Well, it's embarrassing to do that
after tweaking it for nine years. But dude, you guys remember when Blitz was like
terrible in like 20, like 18? Like, do you guys remember like Blitz was horrible.
Blitz was like a griefing. And then Monty, you could only extend.
Like, you couldn't do all the shit you could do with them now.
Dominate this event. Players have... Like, with Monty, I don't know. Could you?
What they had higher, right?
No, they did something to Monty right where they didn't have like the size or some shit.
Yeah.
Bro, you're right below your brain.
It was like, they added the little like side covers later on.
I have no idea about that.
I don't know.
Yeah.
But in like 2017, I don't think he did.
I think it was just a really long field.
Well, do you remember in 2018 when everybody thought you were cheating in Siege?
In 2017?
I do remember that.
Remember your clubhouse, Wall Bay, with Ash R. Forresty?
Yeah.
Do you remember that clip?
I remember that clip.
I think a chief remembers that one.
Yeah.
Navigating.
That's P.
Bro, that was so P.
Dude, I miss...
Bro, I miss the old leaning.
Remember the old Leaning Bodo?
Yeah, yeah, I actually, I miss it and I don't miss it, bro.
I'm telling you my hands, if you had old Leaning
and you tried MK, Jinxie, your hands would be fucking
like a grandma's, bro.
My hands were like arthritic
and I couldn't fucking bend my shit.
So I was quick picking too much.
The old Leaning and the old recoil, oh my God, bro.
Wait, how the hell is he gonna have a jersey, Fett?
Since they came in during the reload.
He doesn't have a jersey.
He's on loan.
He's on loan from Roe.
Like he's still on A-80, right?
This would be so much more.
I think so, I don't know.
Probably shot in contract.
Yeah, he's still on a contract.
He probably can't represent, you know.
What do you got for this game, Bola?
A grief there.
But I would see him.
I'd probably have to give it a B's.
BZ.
No buys, no nothing.
I would, I actually, I would put every, every affiliation aside to have wildcard win cause it's a cooler story.
But also Walker has had some fucking, has some good runs.
Yeah.
Well though, is there anything about old siege that you would bring back now?
Say what?
Um, dude, fuck, I don't even know, actually, what do you think about bringing nightmaps back to just ranked? What do you think about that?
Well, like, I mean, I don't think it would be like against, like, I don't think it would piss anybody off, right?
Like, I don't know Ubisoft's capabilities and shit. It seems pretty fucking easy, but like, I wouldn't mind it.
And it would just be like variations in the bands, you know, like Oregon day fucking coastline night
Like I would be a little bit bit more unique
I remember like real playing ranked siege at like two in the morning with your friends was like so peak on a night map like night cafe
And it was so
The main thing back then was nighttime after really good because the lighting was so dog-shitty
Yes, yes, if you were like on Chalice and we'll be all looking
Outside from in you like could not see it was like a it was like the Sun was just beaming down your eyes
Their lighting is a lot better now. Yeah, so like it would be better. You know, obviously
We need nightmares at night only though needs to be with a purpose and for everyone wait
So why did Hot and Cold get subbed in?
Are their players Visa or something?
Or what happened?
Yeah, the Visa was.
Wow.
Be able to recognize the flaws that easy answer.
Now he is probably the best sub you could ever get.
That on last minute.
If you're going to extrapolate a lot of this battle.
Yeah, I think especially because they have a new player.
It's good.
It works out because they have a new player.
They haven't solidified anything with them yet.
They haven't done.
They're still building off of it, so it's not like.
And if we've seen anything.
It's not like Subbin had a person that's
been on the roster for two years and they're like they know every little thing about the team.
Yeah. Yeah, it's not like you're subbing out like liquor fact from fountains or something. Yeah.
Where it's just like completely team depleting. Yeah, that is a good point. So the guy subbing
in for is new to the lineup, Bolo. Like that guy's new. The Adrian, yeah, he's got him from EO.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's grand spanking there, and I guess I just couldn't figure out the reason.
Yeah, yeah.
Of course, I mean, you have a guy that just won the last fucking major for an A.
Yeah.
He's so cool.
Wait, did Hot Gold went on M80?
Yeah.
Wait, so Hot Gold went on M80 and Beast Coast?
Yeah.
What?
20-24 man steps here.
I had no doubt.
Oh, no, without Kino.
Essentially, yeah, essentially.
What was their spirit?
Yeah, they got rid of spirits.
Spirits for Kino.
Yeah, or Kino for spirits.
Brows the sixth man of the year.
He's like a fucking 12-profit on the shippers.
It's pretty funny, because they, you know,
MAD didn't qualify.
They dropped him, and then he fucking goes over here,
and now he's on main stage.
Now all this fucking, all of his teammates.
Well to be fair like the work on this read is it was an organization right so then the players were like oh this guy sucked him out of here
It was the big big boss
Yo, I'm not gonna lie these maps are screaming wall card right now
Yeah, I got DZ, whatever.
Bro, these guys got the monster energy.
They're fucking locked.
Like I said,
the monster energy is literally battery acid.
But my God,
does that thing get you energized for 30 minutes?
Proud.
I gotta give it the guard zero.
I gotta say wildcard.
You got hot and cold parents in the crowd,
I believe, or his mom in the crowd,
and you have to subscribe.
I remember one time I drank monster
and I was literally,
it felt like I was pissing blood.
And I was like, all right, never again.
I haven't done it since.
It's at least the beast bro, that's the slogan, you just can't handle it, you just can't handle that shit.
Yeah, I don't know, yeah.
So Boto, you wouldn't bring back, like, if you could bring back one thing from old T.
Throwing nades back, throwing nades back.
Cooking nades? Yes, bro.
Throwing nades.
What do you mean throwing?
Whenever you would get like a nade thrown at you, you could throw it back.
Oh, wait, that thing?
Remember that?
Yes, my god, that is fucking old.
Yeah, yeah, like if you're a bandit tricking fucking snowmobile in Chalet Godfrey said fucking made the drone. Oh, you just throw that big bitch back out
Yeah, and it would actually be good now below because you couldn't cook nades anymore. So uh-huh, uh-huh
You would actually be able to throw back every name. Yeah, I actually don't like the cooking. Do you guys like it?
Okay, the cooking of the nades. I would have went a whole different route with it, bro
I love cooking nades, but I think you make it to where if you cook a nade and blow up somebody through the floor
It does like 50 damage or something. Yeah
how they were going to change it. I thought they were going to like the the
nade destruction through objects it's like had or some shit but honestly I'm
down with this one too. Yeah it was very overpowered I'm glad to say.
What about you Skate? You want fucking nade cooking back?
Very well again. Yeah whatever mate. My fault. You want nade cooking back?
Nade cooking? Yeah. It was so, it was so like fun doing it back in the day, bro.
But I do think it was satisfying. Yeah, it was hell satisfying, right?
I do like the idea now with the throwing back since you can't cook them anymore.
I like that idea. But dude, when you would throw it back, it was like,
it was limp dick as fuck, bro. It was like, it was bad. The most chat. Who was Chains?
Y'all are saying Chains for real? Face reveal? I didn't know who that is. Who is Chains?
Baldo is a nice guy. Yeah, Baldo is really, really easy to talk to.
Jen, who is Chains, bro?
Chains, FR?
I don't know who that is.
Wait this guy?
I've seen clips of this guy on tiktok. He's doing a face reveal in two minutes
What?
I've seen clips of him on tiktok. I've never seen his videos though
I'm going to do you know you gotta do it once figure it out and then you know on to the
next table I mean I was asking them if there's anything not allowed to fuck the DSG and it
was just that you try to stop that shit that was about it they're bumping that getting
ready for the match that's that's their key point needs to go honestly that's like the
the next quarter final of the
12 grudge match away. It's going
to get nerfed. Right. Oh my God.
That's what we're going to get
loud here in Salt Lake City.
Bro, did you guys see the audio
on the Doka V rework that little
teaser video they did? No, no.
I don't see any leaks. If you
know they posted it on Twitter.
If you. Oh, really? Yeah. If you
if you don't pick up the phone, I
think you get exploded, but Doka
V can only target one person, I
it went deep deep deep deep deep like as the don't can be called.
In all American effect.
So it's the only thing in the history of the game that like forces you to like stop doing what you're doing.
Like reply it.
Well that's kind of cool I'm not gonna lie.
I kind of think it's better.
The best player to have to add her daemos on your ass.
I don't know.
How about all three.
How about Snake bro.
Wait no way.
I have a question for you.
I have a question on do y'all think daemos is traction less order the less people there
on the enemy team like a variable timer for yeah like like cuz my thing is like
I think in an xv1 it literally makes it unwinnable and I think it's slightly
not like too frustrating but it's like a slightly frustrating yeah like I feel
like it's exciting the ability to clutch if you're in a 2v1 against Deimos
it's just wrapping jim's they got a nerve that shit
You're giving you're giving a guy walls. There's a lot of blinks, right?
Why is it jr. Kind of logging right now?
No, that's njr right behind it. Why is njr kind of logging chat?
Yeah, they're two owing bro, these guys are nasty. Oh the jerseys. Yeah, too. Oh
No, they got J902 now. This stack is actually these guys can actually go far. I'm not even joking
This
You know these whoever
Whoever wins this is going right into the fucking belly of the beast they were telling me the same shit when he won
Listen, bro, I'm not gonna lie somebody's got to be phase, bro
Yeah, I'm cold it rolled up without a jersey so you dead-ass thing
About to see a life game in a day
Now this team is good, bro. I'll give you that this team is good and Hongkong is a super so and baby shark is literally him
It's gonna be a good game. They phase and phase the weapon
They 10 and then I put fucking to the dog going living in your go
With that, what do you think about the G2 game?
I think they should drop it or stick with the team.
I think they re-build the roster.
I think I think I give you the keys to the roster mango and you just do whatever you want for like
To have the best player on your team sitting on E3 repel. I've already dead. Yeah, doesn't make sense
But that's how like you realize he doesn't go that positive if he's not playing that kind of role, right?
Like the reason why his stats are overwhelmingly positive is because
He's on a roll that pops up like that.
Yeah.
I agree.
If his entries fail, he could just come up like that.
I just think he could be a better lurker than half a team.
Probably.
But he has people that can only pick him.
I'll tell you who's ready.
We go.
Yeah, we need to drop the whole stack and pick Mio.
I agree with that.
I and Mingo, like both of you guys,
because on that exact team.
All men.
Whoa.
We're going to have to be in there.
Like, are you thinking what?
Um, who coached the last American team to victory on American
Wait, why is he not coaching still?
And talk.
Mark, that makes money.
You were a little worried.
I was a little worried, and I still am a little scared.
Can't believe I didn't see you.
You know, honestly, Nick gives me head like a surprise.
He just looks like a caster.
How can I pass up a chance to hate BZ and do a little bit of DZ?
I'm excited.
He wanted at the same time, brood on my best friend.
Ten years?
Yeah, but you're not going to like, what I'm saying is like,
You're not going to put Shiko on second support.
You're not going to put Doki on second support.
You're not going to take Ben job, Lurk.
You're not going to put Shiko on support.
You're not going to put Doki on anything other than Andrea.
But it's also like seeing Stompin on Clash and E3
Repel does pain when he's just, you know,
his roamers are just getting murdered by Ambi every round.
And yeah, Ambi didn't have a God series.
But like, I agree, in that exact team,
Stompin's on the best possible role.
But I would like to see Stompin just running at Ambi every round
Let's just see who's better. Yeah, I think like the only role on
G2 that questions me about it all is like I do I do wonder what the class
Like that part is questionable, but I think everything else like the cuts, you know
Like like the operatives on like the fucking the ace or whatever like that makes sense
Like I honestly I kind of play like the same role back in the day
And like I think I prefer that more than like always having to be the fucking first guy
Yeah, yeah, a lot of pressure I do think if they got like support players instead of like maybe like instead of Benja
They got a support player then he could have been on lurk and then also I think he's very talented
I think he's good at everything right but like I think you're right like if you wanted him on a different role
Then you would have to shift the players around. Yes. Yeah
And one thing to add about this like the entries like yeah, it's always like you know be like the high mechanic players
Which something you know would arguably be the best one right?
But like you always also run the risk of him taking a fight and dying immediately
Yeah, just being 45 rather than having him more consistently alive in all the
Yeah, the thing is like
Yeah, it's just I think I agree with you
I think if they had him on a more like
Playmaking role that could open up the round. I do think they would win more but to all the fans
He would become a lot more inconsistent
Like his stats would go down by luck, but he would win.
Like I think he would win.
Yeah.
Is it true when Benjy won whatever he won?
Wasn't he a support player at the time or not?
No, no, no.
Benjy was lurking.
Benjy was lurking and brought to kill Red.
Oh, he was coming to support.
Benjy's always been lurking.
He'll be hot with me long.
I think we need a fireball.
Oh my god, here we go.
Bring it down, Ben.
I mean, he's just long cover, easy.
Last time, easy, easy.
But my point on cold here.
Rematch.
I mean, he's just long cover, easy.
Last time, easy, easy.
I mean, is this Walcott versus DZ? Last time DZ beat them, if I'm going out and cold here.
Rematch? I think so.
Which of the... Which of the mouth?
We'll fucking run it back.
Which fucking position, man. Come on.
I love people with mouth, anyway.
So we lied to Hunter who's the Walker.
I mean, coming out of the fucking...
Switch stage, Tottenham Cold had the highest number of clutches.
Opening up the rounds as a four.
I'm scared to say this, and I feel like I'm gonna jinx them,
because he has had like
such shit of a game
i don't know
how many friends are there in the game
he's had a good game
is this the Americans in the lobby?
8 or 9 right? isn't Kino from Brazil
and then where's canton?
uh yeah 8
like baby shark and kino
baby shark is french
oh baby shark is french
okay
are you a fan of the kini body?
I did see that tweet. Is there any reference? Yeah, I did not answer
He did talk about this kind of band we know that there is a casual aspect
Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait, this is gonna be a
You're gonna see the NDR knows the lineups about the fire over that wall onto door onto stairs
One R2 and right in front of the window.
He knows how to cover the entire garage and try to over that wall.
Yeah.
And they go for garage too.
Yeah, that sounds...
And Jarvis has a portable fucking moat, mortar.
I'd like to say we're going to get a really good game between these two.
A lot of people wish like a garage game.
The other guys still want a garage game.
They might, they might.
Quick, we'll go two over Wildcard, man.
Two over Wildcard?
Can we tell Ben, 8th base, standard?
Double hold and I'll ban Wildcard.
Okay, well we'll have to see how it comes through of course these two teams extremely familiar with each other not just in the matches
That they've played over the last couple of weeks
We've heard interviews from these players over the last couple of days talking about that the fact that they are
Scream partners they played a lot against each other on stream, but also off stream as well
So it's gonna be really coming down to these players
Placing ways to adapt finding new ways to surprise their app
Alright here we go
I haven't seen I haven't seen this many Americans in a quarter final game in a minute
matchup may be late depending on how this round plays out but we're expecting kind of a full
over clear from wildcard right and we're seeing these players over on the roam game
kino in particular the most extended player on dark zero who has to be good in the early round
let's survey these walls that have been opened up now but a hard breach on the side of dark zero
talked about when that kait and banded band came in that the walls will get open very quickly
a good pace so far from wildcard another thing you referenced kyle because how fresh wildcard
would be this is this is two gray rosters it's also a coaching showdown
callout and lagonus receiving praise again like a look at the other side
They're gonna drop highway when it is a little bit
And I'm gonna get a lot of intel with that snake
Because the hotend bolt's still loading
Should see it's not happening soon
God, I'm gonna go off
You should be able to go off
Oh my god
Both the monster can't stand two
But that's the man of the hour
And I hate when he goes with it
A potentially hopeless situation
One minute together and hotend might just go for the reset here
I think he's well aware of the stakes and how
Nigh unwinnable
This position is so long
The Star Zero doesn't throw their brains out
Let's see if Dark Gears got any ranked players over there.
Let's see.
Oh, they started to just fucking flood in.
Yeah, hopefully they just like stack up and play contact.
But I was willing to might get some ranked champs.
I want them to waterfall in the grass.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I really just kind of hope that DZ is gonna like throw around and go for some peeks,
but they're well disciplined, they're well coached and are call out.
Yeah, they're not. They're playing really definitely.
Double the time left only 20 seconds. So hot and cold just waiting. No bad bad
Good on this team spiker, of course, right there discipline
These you play
And think about what comes now you can be it now you can be it. Yeah
Wow still discipline
Okay, it's my time to see man simple stuff coming out from
Still
Oh the cream the cream colored ones
Like Jersey
That's not like the DZ ones like it looks nice and it's also like a little bit
Like
The colors like those were so clean, bro.
You're into the roster.
BDS have the color.
Like that was so nice.
You know, he's an ice ale.
He's going to play a little bit differently.
I love those.
My favorite.
He's going to take some time figuring out.
And then here's DZ.
They're going to play.
It's great to think that BDS isn't even in R6 anymore.
It's just going to try to see if they can do it.
Well, they are.
They're going to say, yeah, they re-branded it.
It's not a huge surprise.
Yeah, but I just feel like you, BDS, isn't even in
Oregon R6 anymore, right?
So we didn't write one of the loans that we have here in
Salt Lake City in particular.
No, but the media before rebranded.
Oh, so it's still under the same ownership?
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Why?
I think it's because they're selling it.
I think they're really, you know,
said some wicked shit, and got canceled to that.
Or also, because they're still all the money or something.
Shies, shies, shies, that is.
Shies, I forgot what happened before.
Well, it's like the media is like fucking, like,
like, like, fuck it.
Oh yeah, and then there's the rebrand trick, there's a bunch of shit right there.
Throw's you freely?
Yeah, there's up here towards Tong Red with the boss G, not a super common gun that we see all the time these days.
Well, how do you do that?
Shot's the plus, G is coming in from guard card now, as we're seeing these players are building baby shark over towards Lodgy, hot and cold over towards...
There's hot and cold, not like you.
No!
And hot and cold, the last one straight on the line.
How long does it fucking cry?
I mean, Lodgy, but it seems like it's like, it starts off as a stream kill, and then it's like, they attack from where he knows where to sit.
Still lurking not too far removed.
It's like the whole top hold.
You got towards a halfway point.
If you don't hold map control and get the kills you want, you fall back.
And there was an escort there.
There's a special player right there.
Hosting up.
All the other red guys gave up.
And then they killed fucking Gold's main side.
There's my help.
They're low.
Like they're up.
No, they're taking the map.
They're taking the map right here.
Yeah, it's interesting just to waste some of your time.
I thought I saw a warning bell.
Because they don't have an advantage falling back down.
But what they do have is...
Because Nurs was on the visual, it's going to counter the Grim.
It's the only operator that can actually get out of there.
Considering how fast they just got
They have Helen needs for blue and then they have the Grimm's for anything else
that cheese
That's the J guns
I don't think I really don't need it too much
Wait wait
I have no time. I have no time.
Oh, Matt.
I have a shirt.
Long down.
He saw his tip.
If you didn't have the suppressor, it does not see the chance.
Give my first cast your curse, just so you know if that is fantastic.
Glad to not have that happen.
Same dual front.
All right.
Give me something, anything, because I'm the man advantage.
To love is to let go, me home.
I'm lucky that they didn't top the vaulting canister there, so they can get an easy plant.
Yeah, no really nice little defense coming out there from Dark Zero Walkard.
Maybe a little bit off.
Wait, you know what?
Honestly, that night throw on Church kind of made me think.
Do you guys talk about like bringing the vaulting shit or like bringing it back?
Do you guys like the projector line up?
Yeah, it's good somebody's wearing their jersey. You're like the fucking the nitro nitro line bullshit. Like it shows you're a land. Oh
Yeah, they should take it out. Lookie. Oh, I honestly I think I think like you should have to guess where you're like
I'm I miss when it wasn't there
Yeah, what is this fucking emo?
What is
Yeah, like that first night sure that that guy just threw for me. He's that used to be so fucking hard
And now it's just like just check that
Oh wait, you mean the lines like where I
Yeah, I think it takes up. It's like less expression
Yes, now you can do it perfect
He's one of the best that we have in North America.
He's also the youngest IGL at this event, right?
He's got the thermite.
Wait, no, didn't get the thermite.
I don't mind.
Oh, he's got some debris.
What the fuck?
He did not need to do that.
Instead of going back downstairs,
we ought to go back down.
Oh, man.
No, Matt.
Welcome.
Wait, this is a new show.
Welcome to the new show.
the new show I got a play I got a play in lower no walls
That's nice you never shoot 20 bullets standing head level of the center of America
He just shoots with a full of stream
This is like support like fucking bad work
Seaforce knowing he's gonna see
They have come out in three terms
I think it's like easy to know
This is an over telegraph
She's the fucking Candela
He shot both!
Holy shit!
Oh my god
Shot both of them!
Maybe a bomb in
Dude that's a whole fucking take
There's baby shy
Hellgite?
Oh my god
Oh, she got off the belt
She would have killed him there after he stayed on the belt
Final 45 seconds and we are inches from these teams coming to blow Jesse. Yeah, this could be really exciting
Of course the 10 dollars still could be firing up with it
Oh my god
I think he's in hell
But I think he's about to kill him
Oh, both window, both sticky window
Yup
Kanzin and Foltz now on the board
But the number is favoring Dark Zero for the moment
Aw, nice
His movement right there is great
Oh, oh, oh
Oh my god
How did he just come and do a 2v1
Dark zero's coach literally looks like an NFL tight end.
Oh yeah.
Jesus Christ.
He used to play football.
That guy could move some fucking weight.
That's where he got his team culture from
from my football team he was on.
From my day of the year.
Long group stage, of course, but he listened to Ace and Bez
casting Enterprise, twisted time.
You would have heard that Enterprise were the most clutch
team throughout this tournament, and that is correct.
But 1% of the team was Dark Zero.
They've been so good in these late rounds.
Despite the fact that Hulk is the most clutched team
was coming into this game as a team it's been DZ who've been stronger in those
moments so not a surprise to clutch just three rounds deep bet were you
surprised that enterprise made it to the top eight or no no really yeah they're
usually always like one they usually never make it fast like quarter-final
yeah they want a map this morning right
out of cash with her or out of the gym position. He played it. He played it fantastic. He
played away so much time. Again, they had nothing besides candelabra. There's some players
in North America that don't have to just move all the time. And Jay Nino had a terrific kickoff.
One of the highest rated players in North America really proving his value. I know that there was
some decent and reasonable criticisms of DZ's offensive potential when you saw
Nice to see him finding some success here on his DZ team. Everyone's been really putting in the work, but now we're hearing round four.
Half-patch with this also there, are able to go for Turch's Turch roll.
Yeah, just whether or not they saved them, Pella, it's a member of last time, they had really two by the time they got to this fucking execute.
Yeah, they have two sets of cans this time, I'd hope they have a fucking...
They're playing C4 when they're running to class, C4 comes out on them.
Oh, it's already has a prep, so they're probably actually off C4.
Oh! Oh!
Why did he shoot a unfortunate shot at C4?
Are you trying to get out of the room? You're trying to like, make it drop down.
We're just heading out next week.
You know, it's still trying to get picked up with posh day two people under the ver
and cold of course he finds that gap easy a little bit down with their pants so they're gonna
see if they want to still commit shirts now maybe shirt has to work the vert to hold it
to get above him get above his ass oh baby shark
i just did five shotgun chops there i don't know if there's a club that's cursed
oh goodness
kitchen hatch opened up impact by a 50 second patches is open
5th, I'm still 4th, you can really...
Alright, yes, they're all for like, Archimel Sot, I wish I used the can opener on a 3rd, 3rd blue.
Nice, okay. Redemption, maybe, sorry.
Yeah, I...
Oh, wait.
This is what I'm...
Oh my god!
Bro, she's gonna win this!
Oh my god
That's a good job from Bay, I want to see baby over y'all man
It's gotta be it's gotta be Bay it's gotta be baby shark stepping up what it matters baby shark
He might have missed that easy kill, but at least we have the storm coming down
Look at this, look at Matt, look at that big mmmm Matt, mmmm
Oh my god
And then this shot
That was nice. That was nice.
Finish that up and time the game 2-2.
Yeah, I'm not gonna have to stir that.
That's what's worrying me though, is they're not really having the operators to kind of deal with some of these positions.
This might be the best series all day. I'm not gonna lie.
At the same time, they struggle on the track. We're at 2-2.
This is still looking really good for Wild Crackers.
Well, I was gonna say, what's that?
I don't think anybody's made it map 3 yet, besides the first two.
The last two were just 2-0.
This is pretty basic, right?
This does feel like a map 3 series.
It's going along with the trend right
Actually forgot it enterprise close to one one three
That's the one game I thought was gonna be a two-oh today
Then potentially means there might be cutting off their sight and going for broad play or cutting off
It's Wildcards team really like young
I think the highest attack when you think this baby is like a spider wait no actually
it's a bay young too.
Yeah, yeah.
They're all young.
Really?
Yeah.
God, that was nasty.
He's got a fucking tie.
Go back.
Bro.
Bro, the die garage was sprinted into the door when he hopped in.
He's fucked.
Maybe shot.
No, there's people loud and sinky.
A lot of people can walk lower garage.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
I'm braindead.
I should have been a train.
No worries.
But at least Jack is 180.
He would have died to the cat.
But like baby steps.
Yeah.
Well, that was close, bro.
The thing is that was such a determining gunfight if fight for a baby shark kills that guy like
Yeah, but it's also such a like it's like they really put it all in the table to get that because now it's like everything slowed down
They lose that on me they lose on the bodies all they have is the jabs and flashes for the sky rappers
Fires and see it's landing on the door and on the surcase
Look at these John because look at these John cuz
insane
Wait, do they know full just blown up
Shit full. Yeah, they're already assuming he's
No, he's just like a default check. I don't think that's a guy. No check
Oh wait they're not just completely bypassing this.
Oh!
Run the ladder!
J-Guns!
J-Guns play!
You can't find it!
Oh shit!
They didn't even react!
They didn't even hear it!
Oh my god!
You got one!
That one!
Good!
Good bay!
This game is kind of great!
Ten seconds?
Ten seconds!
Keep up!
Does it bounce?
Oh god!
I
Bro these rounds are crazy these rounds are actually
Well, just really nice late round coming through. I think it was cuz
She killed the guy cash and the other guy swung them consides, so if you stand on the window you'd be pressured
Where's that buddy there's so much noise they don't even hear that yeah so much
I had a conversation with hot and cold and said, you know,
what's kind of, what do you think the biggest problem is with him filling in and
wow with his added boys on crazy rounds so far, man.
Good God.
I mean, there is a benefit of having somebody like Adrian on the team.
If he's not talking a lot, there is more silence.
Spoilers and Taylor looks really similar to you, dude.
He looks a lot like you, bro.
You know, one of the team together, two team together.
Hey, yeah, buddy, I think he rubbed off on me or I rubbed up on him.
I can't remember which one was.
You guys look like Simo.
What a year you got on hold being Gary Vokren.
It's very easy for an airjab to go missed
when you're staring down 27th.
Fully reinforcing cash for making rotations up there.
But I'm not going to lie.
Oh.
Whether you know folks is there or not,
I'm not going to lie to you.
All work to be done, and it's just OK.
Break it down.
There was a huge amount of time.
This is a good cool meeting up, but I do feel like there's
a joke going on about your hairline sheet
No, I think I beat him I don't let any of my teammates beat me in anything. I was I was cortisol spiking for a little bit
yeah favorite operator for some reason he loves to chunk up they have the
clash which you should think of we have hot
look actually we're going to rotate to maybe a direct take off that so what do
you just you try i know out of that position that
let's give me try to kill somebody i'm trying to think of that was intention
i'm not and we'll we'll see if they can you should vote and you get to see
closer to the window with that hole every other defender on dark zero can kind
of hold down the site it's going to be really tough
he's speaking the bird oh he's speaking yeah he's not the ying like they had
last time either so they're going to find some other ways to break through his
I'm surprised they're not spamming snake. Snake is really broken, but they do have a new
I don't know. Oh my god. Nice. Oh,
wow. That's a flood. That's a
fucking flood and a half. That
was nasty. That was nasty. I
can't lie. That was nasty. So
Joe, why? This is a phenomenal
siege. This is phenomenal. That
was down for the swing. Damn,
that shit's packed. Or like just
through the shut side. This is the guy I learned coaching from a lot of my teammates.
Oh yeah. So just kind of play it slower off showing that cash side pressure is
well they probably well slow down main or stage side so you cut that guy then
when we're actually ready to crank you're gonna work up being off that. Okay.
And then for cash if we identify they are not doing a lounge extension which
they're probably not without the mirror the only way they could do is with
castle. You're gonna work below you on balker you're gonna do like the fucking
think fuck so upright or you're gonna go through the sludge. Oh yeah.
I would say that you know this attack app right here. Let's adjust your drone as well
Use it as kind of like a free drone and then because they have changed a couple of things
Get the information you look creative with it. It's an opportunity for it. I'll put you on and then just fuck that
We're going like a lesson doesn't matter
All right, that's that that's it. Well, artistic's a sport
Yeah
Let's do...
Magalot Wildpart is nasty.
Who's IGLing this game?
A spider, right?
So you think he IGLed that whole round?
Matt definitely calling Gav, but Matt's not getting ideas.
I don't know though.
They were going directly to the entire round.
I'm sure that bush is like practicing.
That shit was sick.
I'm not gonna lie, that was sick.
yeah the nomads will be one outside breach
you just baited the whole round
this guy has a new coach too, look at him
I'm telling you bro, if you compare these coaches to like D2 coach bro, you'll be like what the fuck is going on
They have we can be very good, right?
Who is the problem for them?
They understand you too, dude.
Fed, who is this coach here?
For Wildcard, it's Ligonus.
Oh, X Liquid player.
Wait, yeah, that was a pro.
Yeah, yeah.
Ligonus.
Sometimes I have no idea what Call Out's talking about.
He's just talking about catalyzing the villains.
And you better crank up the...
You're good, you're good. Dapper around the spot. Dapper.
This is probably, I'm not even kidding, maybe the most entertaining actual game yet. These
rounds are insane. It's like slow then really fast, then really slow then really fast.
That's NA bro. Yeah. E use like the, like entry into entry into hit into flip into entry
into flip to do away. And then NA is like, alright, let them round like normalize and
3, 2, 1. Yeah, reset and go.
It's kind of satisfying, I like it.
Coming back, coming back. Good game though.
Quite a best game yet.
8-3, yeah, base him.
I got DZ bro. I got I got DZ for
Plus
Already
I
Oh
They're not gonna draw this
They're all tagged though
I mean, that's that's good. That's good
He's alive
They're leaving that
They know what's red
It's a new show. It's a new show.
They's live.
They don't care. They don't care. They don't care.
They don't care.
Oh, my God.
He just got killed that first time he swung.
They take the first ground of the second half.
No storms here.
It's all clear skies going through from dark zero.
What a great attack that was over in the master side push.
Wow, and almost a 2v4 in their way, Eric.
Going in their direction.
Not hot cold as well, man.
these end rounds hot cold almost did it the better in present day but he just stuck out a little bit in the backstab
How long has Hanco been a pro for fat too much in this again like the beginning of
What
Since year one like
Yeah, what what he's is he technically the longest standing or this Canadian?
Top of the film
That is kind of crazy, bro. I'm not gonna lie, being a pro for like 11 years?
Holy shit.
You know what's crazy? If Kason and Hot and Cold end up on the same team,
Hot and Cold wasn't pro league and Kason was 8 years old.
That is insane, bro.
So wait, is Hot and Cold like 30 or like 28 or 29, I think?
You know they are two about this game.
It was on cold from 2016.
You won season one North America PC.
The team of the bottom 15 operators employed so far.
Canadian.
Let me see.
You've actually seen a player.
Was Canadian the Xbox pro?
And you're one or no?
No, he's always on PC.
No, both players, you have one team and one person above.
Yeah, well, first off, I see an O.
We're really the same time.
We're the same time.
Well, Troy retired for like six months.
I wonder pond cold ever had like a little inactivity
But also what is it Troy is like never missed a fucking SI or like
Wait has even every major
I
Know he retired when it was
I'm running too, we're hot and cold
You're drowning
Oh, here you go
I need to shield the Kino first
Wait, get the bottom side
Did he shoot it?
Alright
Man, as fuck
Dude, this
He's so dead here
Rainbow six skill
FUCKIN' AID THIS GAME
You need to think about it
If you, Vault Shields, jobs will be killed
You think Kino's gonna slide after that?
Bro, I'm not saying fault but fucking nerf them again or something
Fuck!
I really hate this, chef
Don't worry, they got another fucking shield player alive
Another one don't you fucking worry?
Wait what my what another this is very good defense
Let's go new let's go new let's go new 15 seconds 15 seconds
Oh my god, oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's a blue show
Wow, now that's some good fucking aim. Oh my god
Shit on shit on shit on
Wow
Can we get a replay spectator? Holy God shit
The last guy got
So I have to let let's have some more traps. Okay. Remember, they already did the possible
care so we can't direct the bomb site. Okay. But the place I was saying,
what if in front of basement if we return later, let's put the same chambers for hot
on cold, but we don't need anyone right there. They are a little bit slow.
Right. Sorry. Hot pot. No, you can play the oil. They need cameras and then actually have
to go down there. So they pick the rope like you know, the execution just
anticipate a little bit. Yeah, just get them to waste time.
I
Can't watch that
Here we go, here we go.
And shit on, and shit on.
These d-locks pretty good, man.
Yeah, they're quite good.
so far you highlighted the dirt zero was defending now wild card will do the same
for those that have been asleep for the last year or so you might be very
confused as to thorns pick great but she received a number of buffs during
stage two of last year has now become a very critical operating only one of the
highest prominences actually of all the defenders
I could bring a full master of attention to this one if the babies are cold
and also there's kill potential especially if you worry about that razor blade killing you
You might want to take the body again when the casual gets you out of the way it's hard to find a better phone player than baby shark
too, it's just most playoff players here
and the solid city majors have 64% of the rate on this off so you know how good wildcard can be
They're kind of falling back into some comfort picks. They here on the Echo's a fun one too
You don't really think about staying in the park. There's another master extend on the CC
You're so good with this utility, you're the best Echoes in the game
I can't remember the timeline. Was Hatch still open?
Hatch is still open. He kills the Blitz.
I think Dark Zero had like a lurker in the church and then killed the blue player.
It's hard to say. I wasn't paying too much attention around.
In the hatches open you kill a guy because it's like that's a whole theory, right?
Is I go girl you hold his exit so it's like if you kill the other there's some kind of like
Dude this guy's this guy's meta maxing he has the shield and the DMR
This guy's meta maxing look at him. Look at him. He's better maxing
The perspective the perspective that
No response to that, right?
How else would that wreck this guy?
Yeah, if I know that it's wrecked, I would just look up the rock where he is.
Alright.
That would have been the cringiest thing I've ever seen in my life.
Yeah, it's pretty nerd emoji.
Nice.
Bro, because Bolo, the bottom part of his shield protects his feet, right?
Yeah, yeah, so he can't die.
Exactly, because the guy wrappers can't see his head,
so it's like, really just cooked.
Yes, the guy can only see his feet,
but his feet are protected by the shield,
and he has the DMR to just max my friends.
Wait, holy rat spot.
Holy rat spot.
Yes.
He's going to change from me.
Nice.
No.
It will come back to haunt him.
J9.
Got that.
Oh.
Wait a moment.
Oh, my god.
This is unwindable.
He's 1x speed.
I'm gonna say it's unwearable.
Cause I'm going to smoke.
Unwearable.
Smoke the plan bro.
I don't think he saw the thorn.
Oh my god.
Holy moly bro.
And the gas can seal by the smoke.
Unwear the board round bro.
Wild card win a much bigger plan.
I think really just the kept going body
that brought a lot of revenue.
All the time out from the bonus.
I mean those were some great adaptions.
So Chad, just to like really focus on
how disgusting that play was,
he went Blackbeard DMR
because the shield covers his feet
and the Raptors guy can only see his feet.
So the Raptors guy could only shoot his shield
and he was DMRing his toe.
That was the lamest thing I've ever seen in my life.
Yeah, but I might be using that.
I'm not gonna lie.
Wait, who innovated that?
That was G2, no?
That was Doki?
I can't redo it on Wild Card.
They were not gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it on Wild Card.
I thought I'd see out there on the road.
That was the person I saw it was, but.
It's not just they all by himself on the echo
making a play.
He's got that to support him.
So it's nice to see Wild Card coming back out here
with an aggressive defense after losing two straight.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm feeling that though.
It's good to see that aggressive.
Yo, chat, what is this, Emo?
What is this?
Jit edits me as a baby.
Chat, I don't say Jit, y'all.
I don't say Jit, guys.
Like, I don't ever say that, bro.
This is not a good Emo.
I like how Matt didn't answer smoke off the thorn trap
like Jack I've never in my life said jit bro I I don't say that
yeah I think I'm just gonna do that every time I attack
Yeah, but also Baldo you can DMR the Azami's too. So you can just do whatever
There's layers to this cringe. Yeah, like you can DMR the Azami, like Azami can't even, she's like back into a corner every time.
I'm gonna go for that last one. God that is something, but good watch please.
I will say, and right this one is good because if you're solo queue, your teammate can't hold your gun and drop it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true
Also in ranks like half the time there's not even a fucking a zombie there
They're just like spongebob
You can never turn your back to the same
I
Oh
Just on angles waiting for you to move
But that role like doesn't work when your team just gets decapitated by Ami obviously.
Oh yeah.
Because then you just hit a 1v5.
And then you're getting double the ground.
Wait does he know?
Wait but oh my god.
That's still a good gunfight, Ron.
Point in a hurry!
Shiesa.
History repeating itself here.
Ah, DZ looks pretty fucking good, man.
Yeah, he does.
How perfect his map was.
Action alone, Mingo.
Yeah, that's a good question.
Thank you, Luz, for your map, big.
You thought about the improvement, though.
Hey, we got four rounds?
You're right, four routes, you're right, it's not over.
Dead.
Throw the one top again, throw the one top again.
Throw the one top.
Watch it.
That's something I wanted to bring up,
but I was kind of hoping that series is.
Well, how important is it to actually pick?
How much does picking maps actually matter statistically?
Is it like having home field advantage in a basketball game
or a football game?
What is the equivalent?
It depends.
Like, is something like the map trick a map?
Yes.
If you're good at a map and you go against a team that's the best in the world of the
map, honest to God, you're not going to see a blowout.
It's going to be like 7-5, 8-7.
That can happen.
If you're uncomfortable in a map and you go against a team that basically understands
the map at a basic level, you will get fried.
You will just get shit on.
Yeah.
Yeah, I would say I would say it's pretty important just way to play the bandface to kind of like
Play into their predictability and like picking the decider when you're set you're technically not
I think that's like one of the ways that like you can kind of like as like a coach
You're correct me from wrong fit like kind of like almost one be one the other coach
Yeah, when it comes to the band phase, it's like I know you're gonna ban that fucking man do it plus he do it
Yeah
Well, yeah, I'm just well, yeah, I'm saying that like
No, no, that wasn't my question
I was basically saying when a team picks a map
How much do they actually win it on average? Like do they win it 60% of the time 55% of the time 70% of the time?
Like I know I know Falcons in them
They won bank for like three years in a row or something open it
They can get ready, but like that's pretty niche like how often do they actually win their map?
For me, I think like once you get to like the top four teams like the map takes don't fucking matter
Yeah, they're all just fucking it's all just preference at the end of the day
But they all know how to play that's such a high level like I don't even know percentage-wise. So what would you think?
I would say like maybe like a 55% is bad
Yeah
How to do it like if you're good team like face and they picked Jaleigh
Like a mid team, they don't know how to really do math
Like a big part of like at least my way
I
Rainbow shield
Oh my god. Oh my god.
All right. Newers just gap.
He killed the guy and then he did like a little two bullet pre-fire as he was leaving the angle and killed another guy
Yo, Newers is like
Holy shit, bro
Wow, yeah, that was a fade away that actually kind of was a fade away
What happens on boarder will find out if you get a border I'm like that maps literally so fast based on
I think I'm doing a good now. They might you are actually
Yeah, I mean yours is floating bro. So uh, we were talking about in our call
We were like immediately said this has to be like the best pro league game ever from ambi and like I've been our 60s
where it's going to be tweeted. I was insane. 21 KD in a fucking quarterfinals against a
really good team. Disgusting. Best game of season ever played.
Bro, and then he was like overheating, but it didn't even matter. Like he was just one
cap. I mean, exactly what Ambi said was like everything
he was doing was just right. He could not make the wrong move, the wrong decision. And
like that's just that's just how it goes sometimes. You get you get in that flow state
You're just fucking frying.
Yeah, that was literally terrifying to see.
That was insane, bro.
All right, man.
Could be at you all here.
Yeah, I think.
Don't listen to that.
I think it's I think it's happening.
No, bro.
I think it's happening.
No, bro.
Sorry.
I know what time you're game.
Sad.
Hey, they lost the first map of the past like five series
as well.
Are you still getting on with?
OK, so yeah, yeah, we're going to get on some Vatican
to tonight.
We're not some not a few tonight.
I'll text them again.
But yeah, that was the plan.
Subnautica too.
League today?
Maybe not today, but probably tomorrow.
Dude, on either Monday or Tuesday,
me and Onay Pixel are going to play League of Legends ranked with
Dante's coach.
That is going to be Santa Monica.
That's either gonna be Monday or Tuesday.
Oh, they said he's down.
Literally fucking cinema.
Literally cinema, bro.
Which out, did he do the face reveal?
Did he do it?
All right, bro.
I promise to face reveal at five million subscribers.
First, I just wanna say I love every single one of you, man.
And I don't want this to change anything.
This guy's ripped.
Feel like I've been judged probably in the past. I don't want to make it too emotional or anything, but like
Growing up I was called names. Okay early pre-fire. He's not gonna
It said I was a freak
They said I have a face only a mother could love but I promised and because I love you guys. I'm gonna do this
All I ask is that everyone's nice in the comments. I
That's no way he reveals it. Fuck it. I'm gonna do it, bro
three two one
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like dude, like Jack, how did I know?
How did I know?
How did I fucking know?
You can't even say rewatch because I was literally just watching an R6 game.
How did I know?
I was literally watching a R6 game when he dropped it.
Yeah, I had a feeling that was gonna happen.
Bro, what is going on in this image right here dude?
No, seriously, what the fuck is going on in this image bro?
Should I go inside him?
Like legitimately, what is going on in this image dude?
chat what the fuck when does dark zero start I like probably a couple minutes
called on test yeah let me actually call it on test real quick wait did he get
GM check it did he get GM okay yeah case I said he's still good for tonight
jump again on some nautica tune baby okay okay okay chat um did it hit gm did it hit
gm oh there's no way I could call him right now he's in close they follow
on the uh on the carousel
pack of Rome Jesus Christ chat y'all think i should go back to
um master yee by the way y'all think i should go back to master yee
i don't know i don't know
bro i don't know no bro uh really bro warwick is so braindad i love warwick
He's so brain dead, you just chomp people.
Like, bro, I have been just 2xing my damage.
One of Warwick every time.
But I also do feel like when I played Yi, I was so new to the game.
Like, unless, I don't know.
What if I played a Mumu?
Isn't a Mumu like the best jungler in the game?
Can you give me some Nabaka?
I didn't know how to do that, bro.
Extras, think of it a prime.
Yo, chat, by the way, have y'all,
have any of y'all played Subnautica too?
And if so, do y'all enjoy it?
If so, do y'all enjoy it?
Yes, it's good.
Wow, I've heard a lot of good reviews about Sub too, bro.
Be pretty good at this, right?
I hope so.
What is this?
If I can take your head, who's the shortest player left here in Salt Lake City?
Jokey. Jokey.
No points for that one. Which gadget enables an operator in a wheelchair to be active on duty?
We're looking for the exact name of the gadget.
Is this called the Scopos show?
Almost. Reminds me of a couple of words on that.
There's four words on that?
There are. Well, one of them is the letters, the numbers.
EED something?
Scopos is the ten pantheon cells.
That sound familiar?
I've never heard that in my life what is the name of Blitz's special forces
GIG no no this is hard that was a wild time to record I look Jesus this is hard
it was fun hard people will we'll get a kick out of that but start zero they
They take the win to start the down test wants to kiss you, but let me call that test for the quick let me call down test
Is any in a match though
Is it me in a match
to get
No Bob, do you have a fucking mic?
Me help me house, you know what? Just let him lock in. I'll call him out later. Let him lock in
This is what we talked about being a turret. He's locked in a position hell of a cell still back against the one he gets to
And then it goes without saying I mean doers is you almost need self to be able to push this round that much closer to being a secure win
I mean this three cable
Whose team so we took chat should I should I watch the rest of this VO3 or rip cases?
What do you guys think watch the best of this VO3 or rip cases like a degenerate?
Watch rest is VO3 or rip cases
It's been so long, how long, how long, bro, we should rip cases, bro.
You know it, dude, you see his fucking picture?
He's so long, so long, bro.
Yo, fat, I'm gonna head out, y'all, man, I'm gonna head out, bro, thanks for chillin'.
Yes, bro, it was fun talk with y'all, man, and semis, if y'all would watch semis, I'm
down tomorrow.
All right, peace out boys, I just got to go.
I have to go save a cat from a tree right now, so I have to get off.
Of course.
I'll be you.
All right, high fives.
Put $2,000 in the steam wallet, we're back to being a degenerate.
Let's go high fives!
We're back!
Put two grand in the steam wallet now!
We are now saving a cat from a tree today.
I'm not even gonna take my don't test chat.
I kind of just, I'm feeling cases.
I don't, I just feel like it degenerate, bro.
I just feel like it degenerate.
I must reach that Twitter!
I must reach that!
Okay, okay chat.
$2,000 case opening right now, we're back.
What's the most expensive case set of games?
Is it Dreams?
We're so back.
High-vives, we're so back.
We're so fucking back, high-vives.
All right, run prediction.
We'll take C-port-a-golf.
Go, go, go, go, go.
I run prediction. We'll take the portagos. Go, go, go, go!
you
Hello.
Mihajit.
Chat they nerfed their method bro.
You can only add in 100 at a time.
That's bad.
That's awful news, actually, because that means that that means that our account gets locked.
This damn yo, hide mines.
Yo, hide mines.
Jinxie, we're back, dude.
Yeah.
Hey, glad to be back.
Hey, now I'm not fucking leaving.
Yep. Well, can I break the bad news to you or give me give me the good news first before you give it to the bad news?
Good news. We're back and we're about to pull Max win. Now, can I give you the bad news? Because it's it's kind of tragic. I'm not going to lie.
What is the bad news?
So I'll show you, this isn't a leak to track Twitter look, but look, this is our method, right?
Yeah, and then we do this and we can add them all at one time.
They nerfed it.
This is bad news because remember increments of $100 and it locks the account if we spam it.
Remember that.
That's how we got around that.
But not me. Oh, me. Oh, just spam it dude. Oh
Me. Oh, just spam it dude. See what happens?
Yo, look bro. I am the luckiest case opener in the world in my last two case openings. I
Did a nine case opening?
Did a nine case opening and got a $1400 goal
chat all I'm gonna say is last fucking last two case of it is I'm lucky it's
kind of the ball
tights and all tights and all tights and all all tights and all all
I see the way let me see if this works it's gonna be back bro yo chat it's gonna
back call squishy guys guys squishy is a married man with a life chat hey yeah yeah yeah chat squishy
could literally be in bed right now check I think it's life wait squishy streaming on twitch right
now I think yeah I'm trying to figure this out so you can ask where she wants to rip some cases
We got some not a cut to in like an hour chat in like an hour chat so I'm not good too with case so
things you want to see something wait oh my god can we show you anything of course of course
So, come on.
Yo, chat, we finally found out
how much money I spent on cases.
Oh my God.
We finally found out how much money I spent on cases.
Chat, you're gonna wanna see this.
You're gonna wanna fucking see this.
We have the full on figure.
All right.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Good.
I have spent to $24,535 on cases and I believe my account is worth how much I was.
Um, well, we can check right now.
I think it's way.
Yeah, it's like 5k. I think beta beta.
Okay, Max
Yo, so we're dude. Hi guys, you know what's funny? I thought we were down like I thought we were down like 16k after the recent luck
But now that the figures in front of me. I know we're not bouncing. Okay. We're down more
But yeah, what would what would own a schnitzel do after self that would own a schnitzel give up if he's down 20k
Fuck no, bro
Exactly, what fucking own a schnitzel do y'all
I
Exactly now James you want to see mine hold on before I before I buy yeah, bro. I'm gonna be honest high-bives. I
Listen, I want to see yours, bro
Okay, well, yeah, you're in my streams like rooting for me to not get max win the fuck is wrong with you by the way
It's awful
Spider-man pointing at spider-man emoji. What the fuck?
Bro high-bives. Let me see your your your total span dude. All right, so this is yours
Yeah, I spent 24k. Let me see yours. No, no, high-fives. High-fives. What the fuck? No, no, no. Why do you have the same mouth pet as me?
Chat, what the fuck?
Pretty bad. Yeah, it's pretty bad.
What?
But drinks were in it together.
We're working together about yo, you have as ad squish to the call, but ad squish they
all dingo.
Okay.
We might have to go to the VC though.
All right.
Come on.
Okay.
Bro, I thought it was out chat.
I thought it was out of the jungle.
I know we're re entering.
Yep.
Okay.
I thought it was out of the jungle, little bit of a leak.
Hi guys, I'm leaking everything, help, leak, leak, leak, leak, leak check Twitter, so good.
Squishy how's it going?
Yo, we have to add $100 at a time, hi guys.
Hello?
I mean, what are we a piece of shit?
Oh squish. How you guys doing man? Squish Dale dingle squish
Not the Rob son got back from the vacay. I'm fucking how was it dude?
It was it was good and it was good went to Hawaii. It was nice. Holy boss
Yeah, very nice dude Jinxie problem doing a stream of Oni on Sunday. Wait, what are you guys playing?
Rock-a-league, bro. What?
Wait, hi, hi. There it is. I told you are this is bad if we don't have our method. It's bad
Now squishy we got bad news. What what happened? Well, you were gone gone having a fabulous time with the wife
Valve took away our method to be part of
What do you mean? Take away what your method what do they do?
So have us how does only spend money that because there's no way he does 400 our case of it
Um
So squishy, you know how
We would add like two thousand at a time like per day or whatever. Yeah, but like one single transaction
Oh, yeah, yeah, I was into the account. Yeah now they forced us to add a hundred at a time and now
We can't add more than 400
Oh, yeah
So do you have to like how do you do it the other like preload a lot of money like yeah now?
We got a preload so we probably before we probably shouldn't even rip right now. We should rip in a couple days
Hmm like if you want to do a big one. Yeah, if you just want to kind of sprinkle some in right now
We can definitely do work with 400, but it depends on what case you want to do too
Chat, what do you guys think bro?
Do big one or no or rip now
League, League's not a bad shout.
Fuck, bruh, I'm depressed again.
Well, this is the annoying thing about cases, was they just never even allowed me to do
it.
They always like nerfed me in 20 different ways.
How's the League arc been, Jinx?
Bro, squishy.
Yo, bro.
Addictive?
Squishy, yes.
Squishy, I thought, like, I thought when I was playing Rocket League for the first time,
I was a fish out of water.
Playing League for the first time is-
the knowledge gap, right?
You're like a star beam that's already dead
getting your head chopped off.
You know that's the only game I didn't know nothing about.
Like I'm like brand new.
I don't know a thing.
Bro, you've never played League of Legends.
Never played, man.
I know nothing.
It's hard.
I think it's just too scary to get into.
There's too many characters.
Jesus Christ, bro.
Well, bro, maybe we just rip in a couple of days, bro.
Like I don't wanna rip a four-in-all case open.
Yeah, that's right.
shit we're going to be depressed because you probably want to do brim was
still right yo squishy you still down to watch our old states right yeah yeah it's
on it's on Wednesday the first one so the problem is I'm gonna actually wait
what is the problem it starts at nine which is earliest five am but the game's
finished at like one or two so if you wanted to catch like like I don't know
maybe if you wanted to watch it like like a 12 maybe you're like you know watch
like two hours of it because I doubt you're waking up at nine. That's not my assumption.
Me, huh? Me, huh? Well, like the best games will probably be late. It's because it's in France. Yeah.
Well, I mean, we'll definitely watch Grants. No, isn't Grants like a B05 anyways?
It's all B07, the playoffs, but Vitality, like you love Zen and Vitality is peaking, bro. Like,
they're probably going to win this. If I had to pick a team, I think they're going to win. So
So I think that's gonna be cool to watch.
That is kind of generous.
And they're in France for that.
Wow.
Yeah, up to you.
Just let me know.
And I can let you know who the best games are.
But I doubt you wanna wake up at nine.
Especially like the first days, it's early as well.
All right, Miho.
All right, Squishy.
Yeah, I'm down.
I mean, I'm definitely gonna watch brands
and probably the day before, Brent.
I'll probably get one of like 12, too, like you said.
Cause 12 is realistical.
Yeah, yeah.
Just let me know for sure.
Yeah, we got that view record to break.
500K.
Yeah, yeah, bro. Yep. All right, man. All right. I'll see you, bro. I'm probably gonna be on league.
All right. All right.
Yeah. All right. Peace. Love you, bro.
Chat. Tell Dantez, JXC called him.
I think Dantez is one win off GM, by the way.
Thank you.
chat jenny caught him jenny caught him jenny caught him jenny caught him jenny caught him jenny caught him
that's okay jenny jenny
gantes what is that brown yo chess3
wigg you you want to watch it's the last game to ground master i was going to say your 1 off gm yeah
talk to me brown what's your thought process how's it going what's going on talk to me dude
okay so right now we're in a rough game jenny brown i'm going to be honest like top winners two and eight
Oh my god, wait you're five and they don't heck of a room, bro. Yeah, but dude. I was five and four
Also, it looks like your bot lane is getting absolutely worked
Yeah, no, they're getting fucking worked like Piper Perry out of fucking meet and greet right now
Who is who is that? Who is that?
Alright, no one anyways, so now we're gonna do Jyncey. We need to play for a red buff, right? Oh my god
I'm fucking dead. Wait, where are you? Why are you in Tokyo Drift?
Yeah.
You remember that champion Mordekaiser that just brings you to the fucking mic?
Oh wait, hold on, I actually just drifted hard as fuck though.
Wait.
Oh.
Your team didn't kill anybody.
Yep, we lost.
Alright, so how was your day?
Bro, weren't you one-off fucking GM?
What are you doing, kid?
Why don't you fucking win, Dantez?
Jensy, you know what it's like?
Yes, bro, what?
It's like there's a pilot that's trying
to land a plane safely, right?
And then the crew that he has, like the air stewardesses,
instead of trying to keep the cabin safe,
they start whipping out guns and killing the passengers, right?
And then it's like you're sitting there,
and you're watching, and you're like, dude.
Like, if you, like, oh, my god!
Wait, wait, what, why, why?
Wait, what?
No LP loss.
Occasionally awarded for earning a B
or higher on a priority role.
So, Jingxi, so what this means is sometimes
when you play jungle, okay?
Sometimes when you play jungle,
you get this thing called the Aegis of Valor.
And what it means is that if you win,
you get double LP.
So instead of plus 30, I would get plus 60.
But if you lose, you get no LP loss.
It's cause right as Sanji says, yo, we give you four shitting retards and we're sorry about that, but yours is to make you feel better.
Dude.
All right, bro.
Bro, what are your games, bro?
Your only games are fucking R6, World of Warcraft, and fucking League, bro.
These are all torture simulated rass games.
Okay, wait, Jyncey, can I show you something that's gonna make you go fucking crazy?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So this is my main account, right?
Okay.
Defeat, victory, defeat, victory.
Look, wait, look.
Look at this.
You went 20 and 3 on Warwick?
I'm not even kidding yesterday.
When you were listening to Iceman, I literally just booted up a game of League and Warwick
While you're fucking listening to that dog shit ass album and I dropped 20 fucking kills. It was actually crazy
That album was fucking dog shit
Bring back fucking take care or nothing was the same
Please god that was a steaming crop of shit. All right, bro. Let's play this shit. Yo, you're running you're running it up
Oh, I'm running it down there. Yeah
All right, let's fucking see it then yo, I can only play like one or two games though
because I'm playing so not a competition an hour okay so you know that means yes
yes came that means we make those games fucking wins you understand yes we make
these games count dude yeah all right show screen also I saw you played off
stream how'd that go um so do you want me to be honest or dishonest uh dishonest
I went great, bro. I went well. I played well and I'm proud of myself and I definitely don't need a challenger jungler to tell me what to do to perform well
Okay, now be honest
I
Intent the fuck out of the second game like I was three-man tower diving and my brother was screaming at me
I literally didn't be fucked out of the game, bro
No, no, so click on your icon click on your icon. Yep. No, click on it and then click Manchester
yeah here watch this me how and then this game I just got carried what the
fuck happened though bro it's just hard like bro when you're telling me what to
do it's way easier dude bro I do too much bro the thing is when I'm playing
with you don't test everything has a purpose because you're telling me what
to do when I'm playing by myself I do a lot of mindless like aimlessly roaming
Yeah, and you know why, right?
No.
Because you're not setting up plans.
The thing about playing League is that you can only ever autopilot once you become so
like consistent with the game that you're able to actually like get it done, right?
But for you, because you're at the point right now-
Bro, why are you always pacing?
You're always pacing.
Why are you always pacing?
Do you want the honest answer?
Yes, please.
Okay, it's because the thing about me is that when I talk, my brain doesn't actually process
the words that come out of my mouth fast enough.
So I need to walk around so that my brain and my body are like moving in symbioticism.
So that like that.
It's like walking while you're rolling your bike.
So when you get on your bike, you actually don't fall off.
Does that make sense?
Yeah, but bro, I think it is just, I think it is just autism dude.
What do you think I'm autistic?
yes bro yeah I might be okay so let's get this shit done let's do this shit
let's do this shit let's do this shit do I cue yes or no well what the fuck do
mean do I well what else would you be doing I don't know maybe like going out
to a fucking pool and enjoying the weather I don't know maybe going to a bar
and grab it a beer. I don't know.
See, it's like a pizza.
Jinxie, we're one of being a league player.
You cannot enjoy anything unless you win your games.
Everything that you think in your life has meaning
only has meaning when you're on a win streak.
The second you start losing games,
your entire life becomes meaningless
because you need to actually chase that high
of winning those games.
Okay, so if you like if you go nine wins zero losses in a yes in rank today and you hit grandmaster
you go nine wins zero losses and hit grandmaster but then you get into a car crash and your
knee explodes would you still be having a good day?
Well, it wouldn't be a bad day.
No, bro, if you were a challenger today, but then you're you literally get in a car crash and your leg blows up
Your leg blows up and you have to get your leg fucking amputated
Because it's literally infected from all of the debris entering your leg. It's still a good day
Because you would not know
Yeah, because at least when I wake up tomorrow, I'm gonna be grandmaster
Who gives a fuck if I'm physically disabled? If I'm not, well, we load, that's all that matters.
Like, you don't need your fucking legs, Jinx, seat a fucking right-click and press Q-W-E-R, do you?
So it's fucking chill, does that make sense?
Yeah, 100%. 100%. Okay.
Alright.
Like, think of it this way, okay?
Imagine life like you're having sex, okay, and when you're sitting there and you're like on the winstreet
It's like you're having sex with like
Your wife or your girlfriend or like your partner, right or whoever it is that you're with you know
And you're enjoying it and it's a good moment, but when you're on the lost streak
It's like you're the one getting fucked in the ass as eight different men hold you down and make them call you daddy
Does that make sense? Like it's both the same thing, but in one of those cases it doesn't feel as good
Even though it's the same thing. Does that make sense?
So League of Legends is sex. You're either the one doing the fucking or you're the one being fucked.
Exactly.
Now what about support players? They're just in the cop chair?
Yeah, support players are just the people in the cockshare that want other men to do it for them
And it's like they sit there
But the thing about support players is that they actually embody what it is to be a cut
Because they actually watch and they masturbate while it's happening, right?
So it's like they're sitting there. They're watching their partner getting railed in front of them
And they're like, you know, they're like hunched over so no one can see them behind the desk
And they're fucking like blasting and busting everywhere and shit. That's like being a support player
My teammate said, can I pick last please? And I said no. Is that good?
Yep. So let me explain to you something, Jinxie.
Okay, okay.
Who on your team should get last pick?
Me, because I'm the best player in this level.
Exactly. And does it matter what role you play?
Nope. I can play any role.
Exactly. When Jinxie's jungle, jungle gets last pick.
When Jinxie's top, top gets last pick.
When Jinx sees ADC, ADC gets last pick, the world revolves around you and you are the
protagonist. All of these people are just NPCs that are putting their way as obstacles
to hamper your ascent to greatness. Does that make sense?
Yes, yes, yes, yes. Okay, that makes sense. So basically none of the teammates are real
people in League of Legends, none of them are real?
Yeah, but no, so read the chat. So now your mid laner just said, no last pick for me, no win for you.
And it looks like he might actually run it down. So this is the one problem with not giving last pick.
There's about a 30% chance that your teammate just genuinely runs it down, and now you lost the game from champs like.
But it's all good because I literally just tacked Drew Levin.
Exactly, yeah.
So if this guy ints, that's cool, Drew Levin's gonna be in his account.
So if the problem is in his court.
Yeah, but the thing with this way, Jinxie, the problem is that even if he gets banned, that doesn't actually make you feel better.
Because the problem with him getting banned is it doesn't give you your LP back, right?
It's like, imagine there's a guy going around like fucking stealing wallets, right?
And he steals your wallets, and then one day somebody kills him, but they don't return your wallets.
your wallets like he could be dead or he could be alive who gives a fuck like
yeah you're gonna be happy he's dead now but it's like it's so shitty that your
wallet's stolen does that make sense yeah to be fair though if somebody runs it
down and ints the game like and they get banned I'm cool with that as long as
they get firm a bit well the problem is you shouldn't be because you being
caught that shows that you don't view your teammates as NPCs it's like saying
me failing my quest in Skyrim is fine as long as I gave that random NPC I
chicken loaf before I went into battle with the dragon because now they're at
the family table eating you don't think like that do you you think yeah
exactly so it's like no like Jinxie that hammer dingers experience doesn't
matter his life doesn't matter his parents they don't matter his friends his
family his jobs his aspirations nothing about it matters what matters is how he
performs in your game and if he ends then he deserves to die does that make
sense
I guess that's that's perfect
so now it's got the spoke we're going
oh so jimsy I have bad news for you yeah what is it
I want you to read the chat right now
please send where did Darth Vader get his shoes
the dark mall that means the enemies are 100%
seems like it's not going to be a good thing
Yep, so we're gonna have a fun one.
Ah, shy, so shy, so.
So, Jynxie, do you know what Rule 2 of League of Legends is?
Well, what was Rule 1 again?
I don't know, there's a lot of Rule 1s.
But do you want to know what Rule 2 is?
Yeah.
Rule 2 of League of Legends is that when you can only play one game,
or when you carry up to your last game of the night,
it's always gonna be the most miserable experience ever,
and it's gonna make you just want to rage-queue.
So never do that one last game, just get off?
yeah because now I'm telling you what's gonna happen is if you lose this game
you're gonna get in call with queso and queso is gonna be like jinxie bros
everything okay you sound really off and you're like oh yeah everything's fine but
I lost my league game but he's gonna get it because he's a weak player you know
I mean yes yep yep okay
got you yes sir all right so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna go for the
Rest the camps okay. No talk to me about your puns because you saw whenever you play off shimmy number of a pun
So let's sort your puns. I'm gonna save my smite for Scott after I go wrong
Okay
No, I'm gonna smite now. Oh
Okay, I smite it now because you went
Why I went okay, what the fuck like I smite it now because you went okay
What do you want me to do it like
like like fuck bro it's like you slip it in and I'm like oh and then you're like
oh wait what and then you like put on my dude what the fuck put it back in you
know but it's like you can't just base your actions off of one noise does that
make sense bro could I jump for us but not on my old right now right
what would that look like go to the bush go to the secret bush that the bush to
your left so go down you fight this just like this I want to press W I want to
I want to press W. I want to press W.
Keep going. You have your chip in one second. Go on the cage. The cage now. The cage. The cage.
What are you saying? What are you saying? I can't fight that! Are you bad? Are you dog shit? I can't fight that!
I could have ran. Are you ass? Are you actually ass?
Okay. So, Jynzee, what happens when Warwick auto-attacks someone?
He...attacks them?
okay but what happens is help bar his help bar goes up okay cool so what do you
think would have happened what do you think would have happened there if you
auto-attack the Kaelin in front of your face and you don't get hit by the Lee
Sink you Kaelin was never in front of my face yes she was bro okay sorry but
coach it's because of a piece of shit and I don't take account of it because I'm
a dog shit iron loser and I literally don't deserve life okay so listen
then what we're gonna do is we're gonna prove it. So this game, every time you die, it's 30 seconds, no breathing.
Get this QQQ. Good, now go Raptors. Raptors instantly, Raptors. So remember, Jinxie, do not, do not help him.
Listen, Jinxie, think of League like you're a swimmer, okay? When you're in the early stages of the game,
it's like you're, you're new to swimming, okay? If you see somebody drowning,
Are you gonna try to help them if you're a new swimmer?
I'm new to swimming now, dude.
Exactly, you're gonna let them drown, right?
Yes, always, yep.
There you go. So, in League, it's the same thing with your teammates.
You need to be willing to let your teammates drown early.
Don't go for this, you're gonna die.
You need to be willing?
Oh, I'm gonna be honest, I didn't see the Hymer there.
Can I go drag it?
Uh, no, go bot first, bot first, bot first.
Okay, so remember you do not need to press W when you already have your W on the map.
You do not need to press W if you already have your W on the map.
But coach, you said it makes me move faster, coach.
Yes, but Jinxie, the only thing your W does is it applies to your passive, right?
That thing that makes you move faster towards enemies to the nearest enemy.
So if it's already on someone, it doesn't do anything.
Okay, I got it.
Okay, let me try to explain how it works. Okay, think of it this way. Imagine you're playing Cod and you have a UAV, right?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got two.
Okay, but then you have something in your thing that allows you to see the locations of enemies, right?
I don't know, one-time thing. Okay?
If this guy pings one more time, as God is my witness, I'm running it down.
Okay, but Jinxie, are you listening?
Sorry, yes, so imagine you have a UAV active and you have an ability that allows you to see the enemy positions
Okay, yes, would you use that ability while the UAV is active?
No, fuck then think of your w in the same way your the way that you run towards people
It's always active. So the only time you ever want to w is if you don't already have it on somebody
Okay, but coach you said it makes my movement speed go faster
Jinxy bro, it know upgrading your W makes your movement speed go faster
but it's only because when you upgrade your W it makes it so you get more
movement speed when you run to build that already have the passive on them.
Oh that makes perfect sense dude.
Okay so this is what I want you to do. I want you to hover over your W and hold
shift the button shift. No shift. I don't know where shift is on my thing.
it's below cops lock shit I don't know it's but there you go okay look so do you
see what it says so when you press Q and then hold shift over it so there okay
press Q on the red buff and okay so you see what it says move speed attack speed
and cooldown yeah so that's every point of your W that you put in and how much
it gives you for every level no I understand okay when I upgrade my W it
makes me move faster while I'm W but I thought no no not just when you're W
in general like always whenever you're running towards it like it's in general
yeah I understand that now but I thought I had to pop the W to move faster but
now I know no no okay but not now you get it right yeah no I actually 100%
Okay, the other.
Okay, so now you're going Raptors, after Raptors, I want to see you go for that boob up, okay?
Yes, Daddy.
Bro, if I only play one game of League and it's like a 45 minute loss, I swear to God, that's so chocolate.
Okay, so listen, this you're gonna do now. You play for the blue, but I'm telling you, that's a cannon event.
Okay.
Okay play for your blue and then after your blue you're gonna go for the grom
Because everybody goes through that bro
It's like okay thing look like this it's like playing our six and your team is up
Three rounds and then you lose four in a row and it's your only game of the day
Yeah, exactly. Yeah
that's that's like this bro you stop pinging your iron irons can't ping yes
not a lot yeah thanks now remember this jinx I want you to repeat after me
iron players iron players do not do not deserve deserve human rights
Human Jesus Christ. Good God. Go for your wolves and repeat it after me. Iron players. Iron players. Do not. Do not. Deserve. Deserve. Human rights. Bro come on dude like. Bro come on like.
Jamesy, do you think you deserve to breathe right now?
No, because I'm iron.
Exactly!
So now 30 seconds, no breathing!
And while you're not breathing, I want you to make it hard for yourself.
I want you to push like you're shitting as hard as you can.
I want you to sit there, and I want you to be gasping for air by the end of this.
I'm gonna open your sheen.
If I don't see your head turn red, bro, I'm telling you, we're making you redo it all over again.
You better push, Jynxy! I don't see the bane throbbing in your throat.
If I don't see that bane throbbing, it means you're not doing it hard enough.
Push, bro! Push! Push! Push!
You're not going hard enough, Jynxy. Push! Push!
Faker didn't do this, bro.
Jack, Faker did not do this shit.
No, the fuck he did it.
Faker never did this training in his god damn life god damn it.
You know what Faker did? You know what Faker did?
What? Why? Why?
At one time when Faker lost one of his pro games, he unironically smashed his head against the wall four times and almost gave himself a concussion.
That clip literally went viral.
Say you swear.
I swear to god we can watch a clip after.
Faker, Faker lost a game and then smashed his head into a wall.
multiple times press W run it run it run yeah just like this no no Jinxie I
want you to do it hold Q E
okay
all right you don't deserve to breathe hold your breath for the next minute
but I made up for it right?
dude, jingsy, what the fuck did we say yes about holding Q?
dude, we need your clutch hat to remind you to hold Q again?
is that what we needed?
no, that shit was brain rot
see, we're asking like if our house was burning down, holding Q would have saved me
that shit was unbearable bro
I've got a fun bird would have held Q the ozone layer would have been repaired by now
who is credit you know what my girl knows like those sitting around like wanting to
like stop climate change no brah you think you think what do you think
climate change is real or a mess well let me ask you a question when you look
at pictures of places in the north does it snow over there yeah well there you
fucking go bro but yeah I saw this thing about climate change where it showed an
area in a month from like a hundred years ago and then it showed in the same exact area and the same exact month a hundred years later
And it was like not cold at all. I think kind of James might be real here
Yeah, but Jamesy, what do you think is more likely? What do you think is more likely?
climate change being real or
billionaires that sit there and use fossil fuels and like destroy the environment just
Just ping off scientists to put out papers. Let's say it's not real
So coach when you were having one of your schizo rants about climate change
You didn't say anything. I thought I was supposed to smite
What do you mean like I thought I was playing for the smite there I thought she was invading my camp
Okay, like are you asking me a question? I don't understand what's happening right now
All I had to do was fight her right it was a free kill. Yeah, exactly. Oh
Yeah, I think yeah, I actually don't deserve to breathe. Yeah
Dude, it's like imagine the thing with this way when you're playing bangar. It's like you're sitting there on your fucking. Uh, who's a good boxer?
many backdowns
okay so it's like you're Jake Paul and then you sit there and you're like in a fight against like a toddler
but then you let the toddler like assemble an AK-47 in front of you and gun you down
that's essentially what you did with the Kaelin there
you cannot fight this
well like my garen pinged it so I just listened to garen
okay so you're listening to your iron garen that's losing lane and so losing you the garen
sorry
Make it you you understand though like what why that's like ridiculous, right?
Yeah, so coach. I'm sorry
It's like Jin see think of it this way
It's like you're doing a group project with the disabled kid
And then he sits there and he tells you that you should write three intros instead of an intro a body paragraph and a conclusion
And then you look at me and you're like hold on to us
I'm gonna be honest that he says I should maybe I should but it's like what the fuck would we ever listen to that guy?
You know what I mean?
Yes, that's it.
So listen, when you're playing, especially in lower elo, you never listen to the pings, right?
Yeah.
Like now, now you're, you're doing your second report warwick, right?
But the only person that should be reported is him, you know what I mean?
So now, Jinxie, what we're going to do is we're going to do something called gaslighting.
You're going to ult shot, report Garen, he called me a slur.
Oh my...
Perfect. So now you're gonna look for the Darius kill. Go bot. Go bot. Free Darius kill.
So now after you recall, right, kill the Darius. Good.
You didn't hold Q again. You didn't hold Q again. You didn't hold Q again. You didn't hold Q!
You didn't hold Q!
Janksy! You didn't-
Oh my-
Beta.
Miho.
I also didn't know Darius could regenerate health.
Got me. Fill me with your kicking bone here.
Okay.
There's no bone to be thrown though.
Because why didn't you hold Q?
I didn't hold Q because I'm an infantile baby toddler. Worst Warwick in the history of the world. He misses his R again. Oh my gee.
Okay, Jinx, let me ask you a real question now. Guys, we don't have a jungler so we have to do objectives ourselves.
Okay, so Jinx, let me ask you a question right now because I feel like you're not locked in. Are you listening?
Do you want Ludwig to always be a better player than you at League of Legends?
I would literally rather jump in the oncoming traffic.
Then how about you gank bot and you lock the FUCK IN!
GANK BOTS!
Here, look, look, look!
Fall your butts in!
You didn't hook here again.
I can't gank bot because there's three of them.
No, you can't gank bot because you didn't hold Q again.
Jinxie, three of your deaths this game
are because you're just not holding Q.
It's like, why aren't you doing this?
I have this mental blockade where I just can't over...
Coach, I'm sorry, I can't overcome it.
Then you might have to play another champion, bro.
It's like you're telling me that you want to become
a taxi driver, but you just fucking disassemble
break from your taxi car so then we're just running around driving around you're killing family of
forest here old ladies crossing the street there and then it's like you're like oh well
fucking oopsie daisy bro like no bro not oopsie daisy let's end saw the fucking breaks right
I'm gonna hold you every time okay I like cuz I'm telling you Jinxie in this game right
now do it be winning if you help you you would have eight kills you would be feel like the
fucking king of the world and said what do you feel like right now sack of shit coach
you know like a sack of shit I'm just gonna hold you on every camp so I get that happen
that's fine yeah sure if that's what it takes I think I'm an infant coach
it's okay listen the thing is that every sprinter starts off crawling right
think about that yeah well yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay so now what we're
this we're going to recall. I want you to hold tab because I want to see what item they're going to get.
I want to get non ninja tab. You get a played seal caps this game. Undo.
Yep, buy the played seal caps. I then have to go to Atomic Hydra.
Like Jhin said, I'm telling you right now, if you don't hold Q at least three times by the
the end of this game you're not all playing warwick for one week okay because
like I'm telling you you're war you're like warwick gameplay you should maybe
have 20 kills a game but just because you're not holding Q it's not you know
what I mean yeah
right so now what we're gonna do is okay wait in this bush wait in this bush
when this bush when this bush wait just wait just wait wait wait okay now do the
right buff I want you to join join bot join bot okay we're gonna look for a
bot kill soon it's like this like this and run okay now go what go what join and
run go join and run this is good can't see so how I'm the god if you don't
fucking hot
That's all that's all that's all I go in go in go in oh my god, what you what you I
Held you there right
Go to the getting worse at me coach
You're just like
GenC. I'm not even shitting you. It's one mechanic though. It is one thing you have to do one
like
Okay, how are you able to hold to yesterday, but today you're not doing it
Right wasn't holding Q yesterday. I was getting berated from not holding Q yesterday
Yeah, but you remember when we got in the practice so before Drake dropped his shitty album. Oh
Oh, yeah, maybe because Drake's album was so bad it made me worse at League or something.
Well, I mean, dude, B's on the table, right?
Yeah.
Okay, listen, Jinxie, you need to keep your cursor on the target when you hold Q, do you
remember that?
Oh, that's what it is.
Yes.
Okay.
Okay, remember, you need to keep your cursor on the target, always.
So now go for the gromp, and then you're going to go for your volves, okay?
Is this game just a level code?
Yes it is, it is, it is, it is.
It's like LeBron asking me if it's possible to still win a game versus first graders
when he's 30 points down.
You know what I mean like bro, please.
Go top, go top, top, top, top, top, top, top.
Joan, Joan, Joan, what the fuck is happening?
Joan, okay. Now press W.
Good.
Okay, now hold Q.
Jengzee, flash on the kill and hold Q.
E, hold Q.
E, flash and hold Q.
Flash and hold Q.
Okay.
That's fine, whatever.
Okay, keep chasing.
Okay, uh, back up and ping Baron.
Okay, wait, no, kill the mouse or ping bang, press W, press W, run up the mouse so hard, kill him, and then ping bang.
Good, hold Q.
But out of everyone there, I die.
I mean, Jesus, RISE!
There's four people and I die? I mean, fuck me in the ass.
Like, Alec, how?
There's three other people to kill, man.
Okay, Jinx, I think I know what the problem is.
Buy your titanic hydro.
The problem is that right now,
you're not taking this serious
and you're laughing too much.
Bro, that's bullshit.
That's bullshit.
Listen, listen.
I want you to imagine everybody in tarpon springs
getting bombed by a nuclear warhead.
Okay.
And I want you to just imagine, right,
in the second that the bomb detonates,
the screams of everybody, the vocal grocer,
the people at the coffee shop,
the people walking their dogs.
Don't want to imagine everybody just screaming, running and dying.
Okay.
Alright, are you ready to walk in now?
Yes, yes, now I'm ready.
Good.
So now go for this dragon, it's free.
Okay.
So now what we're gonna do, you're gonna get this dragon.
You smite at 1400.
Back up, run away, run away.
Okay, just finish this.
Not sure if we do that coach
So there the only thing you could have done differently was actually land your smite
Yeah, but I was stunned that's that's not good advice. Well, no, no you weren't you smited early you can smite
Jin see you can smite even if you're stunned bro wait save a lot he brought a lot he bought a lot he broke
Well why you can smite even if you're like rooted or stunned or slowed or whatever the fuck
So I didn't know that
You know what this map you didn't know it like you can still do it while your son starts not the reason why
This might can go off you understand
Got it. Yeah, okay, so now when you spawn press W and run up the Klan just run run at her and press W go
Oh, R, R, okay, run and hurt.
Yeah, bro, I'm rooted.
You have eyeballs or what?
I'm running.
I'm fucking rooted, bro.
Okay, nice.
Hold Q, hold.
Thank god.
No, I don't want you to be happy that I got that kill, because you didn't hold fucking
Chew, Jingsy.
This guy's hit.
No, I swear to God, I'm reporting this.
Don't ever do that bullshit again, kid.
What the fuck are you doing, Darren?
Take my fucking camp.
I will do it.
I'm not going to lie.
You deserve to have your camps sold in this game.
Press E. E. E. OK, now Q. Q. Q. Q.
Auto. Auto.
Q in a second.
Keep fighting.
Q. Q. OK, Q. Nice fight.
Keep fighting.
Keep fighting, you don't sell money.
I want you to hold Q here.
You need to hold Q, motherfucker.
If you don't hold Q, I'm gonna fucking kill you.
I'm gonna fucking shoot in the fucking head, Jynxy.
I'm gonna fucking make sure you die
if you don't hold Q again.
So now take your wrappers
and then after it's Wolf's Gromp, okay?
Uh, Coach, did you just thread it in my life
over a fucking video game?
You sick dimension bastard.
Jynxy, it's not a threat, bro.
This is the thing you're gonna shoot me in the head?
Jengzee, Jengzee, we're on my mom. It's a fucking promise. It ain't a threat.
Now start holding Q before you get a 45 Cal. I'm not even fucking joking anymore.
Like, if that's what it takes for me to make sure you perform, then I have to start threatening your life.
Bro, Cal, am I gonna perform below my headoff?
No, dude. Not blowing your headoff doesn't seem to be working, so we gotta try every weapon in the arsenal, don't we?
Okay.
okay so now what you're gonna go for the blue and then afterwards you're gonna
reset
so I get press P press P press P okay buy your item okay now I want you to buy a
spare Pizzage the first one yep now walk to the Baron and start pinging the
Baron ping the Baron ping the Baron ping the Baron ping it a hundred times
Ping on top of your ditty donger. Ping on top of your ditty donger.
Okay, you can't ping anymore. You're already pinged six times.
Oh, by the way, end game.
Okay, now go for the crab, and then afterwards
look on the Baron.
Okay, you can't do the Baron yet. So now I want you to sit
sit and sit in the bush, sit in the bush near Garen, no no no the other one, the other one, the other one
I thought you said near
okay, he flash away, you need to flash away
yeah I'm rooted, I'M ROOTED!
Jin see, Garen is one of the only champions in the game that you do know, so like why did you
walk towards mid when I said near Garen? I thought you said get into the bush near the Baron
oh okay fair fair okay so now on respawn we're gonna look on the jogging okay
mods ban everybody's laughing
your brother's probably playing worst game ever so i'm going to make a little
lights out of this one
no you had a worst game yesterday off stream
oh did you watch it
no i didn't have to you want to intend in your brother flamed you
okay sure
Okay, so now you're gonna go for the dragon, okay?
All right
It's not what we're gonna do is you're gonna be looking on the dragon, okay?
So you're gonna be looking for a smite on 1400 and then afterwards I'll only look for the
alt towards mid, okay?
Yep, just back off this is good.
So you're gonna be playing on the gromp here.
Lisa Lisa Lisa
Okay, yeah, I want to look towards this now
Nice good now wanted to hold
They don't die they just sit on one they don't die
I mean, they're just still on 1-8-2.
These guys do not die, I swear to God, they don't die.
Did I not hold Q there?
So, Jinx, no you didn't.
You know what it feels like?
Imagine you're coaching me in Rainbow Six, right?
How much damage does a body shot from an assault rifle do?
Like 37.
Okay.
If you shoot two times, a person never dies, right?
Never, never.
I wanted to imagine that you're coaching me in Rainbow Six and every time I play I always just shoot twice within assault rifle
And then I never shoot a third time. Why would you do that?
Well, that's a great question Jinxie now you answer me. Why the fuck don't you ever hold Q?
Coach it's a mental blockade coach. I'm sorry
Okay, so we're gonna have to play a new champion then because I'm telling you if you can't hold Q Jinxie
You're holding back your champion by 80%
No, hey, it's not much come on. You jinxie instead of being to a nine in this game. You would genuinely be like
13 and oh, I'm not even sure
Oh my god for real sees
Because it's a butterfly effect you fuck up on every play because you don't hold Q
And then because that you just keep getting worse and worse and worse
okay so now from now on when you press Q I want you to hold it okay don't go in
just ping the baron yeah no me okay so why'd you just find the Raptors if they
were going for the baron okay go in go in you're going through team go with your
Okay, I want you to what what fuck wait what just happened? Okay, plus again hold
Right, I'll do
No, I can't you just press it
No, I held you there on the first time. Oh, yeah, you did that was a good cue
So you're I don't know what the fuck happened there honestly
Okay, I'll do it Yeah, well, he doesn't heal you just reduce
the amount of damage.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I think we'll win this game, coach.
You deserve to win.
No.
What do you deserve?
Like, no breathing.
Okay, so why are you still breathing, man?
Sorry.
Okay, so why are you still breathing man?
Sorry.
Okay, we're called by your skirt massage.
And now I want you to buy your satox gauge.
Yep.
It's not walkstream method.
coach what if i get on a big killing streak here and turn it around
um i mean like i don't think it's possible
are you actually like bro coach you've never actually given up on me till now
i'm not giving up i just like i'm being like a little realistic that in this game right now
you've held two once in 34 minutes and you're two and nine because of it
So you need to walk the fucking thing?
I'm 3 and 9 you sick fuck!
Okay Jinxie if a guy walks the daycare and he randomly starts punching 8 children
Is it better cause no one starts punching 8 guys, you only punch 7?
Coach I held Q there didn't you see it?
And no you should have hit children dude
Exactly, just like you shouldn't die in league
Okay good, good, good, yep that's good, I like that
Okay now back up wait for your team
good you see that I'm actually holding you now that that's two in a row yes yes
good and I'll keep doing it I have no okay I want you to back up and go to the
the dragon, the dragon, the dragon
So Jinx, I have a question for you
Yeah, what's up man? Talk to me bro
How you doing?
What's worse? What's worse?
Blowing up a plane carrying 95 innocent civilians that all had families
or eating an apple for breakfast
Uh, that is a plane one bro
wrong the answers I don't give a fuck because we're selling a league game in
life GenC it's all about the league game when you're playing you cannot allow
yourself to be distracted you understand got it got it got it okay so now we'll
go for your go man go man should I walk and run it down man yep right I think
we won baby let's go guys
let's go guys okay so Jinxie now I have the bad news
bro what the fuck your dick got leaked on Twitter
here are you sure i mean dude who else would have a 15 inch one oh so wait this
actually looks like have you got I got one need to press E hold Q
coach I'm just kind of rooted the whole time yeah so the reason why is because
I have a champion called miles all hard so you know the champion like it's you
space aids space aids no okay so anyways what I there's a way to count him but
the promise that it would require you actually like buying an item and using it
and I don't think you would be able to use it so I think it's better if you don't
I'm going to be honest Jinx, I think you just pissed them off even more.
By saying we got this guys, how does that piss them off more?
Imagine you're in R6 and you're top fragging, and the guy that's literally 0 and 10, and
his only assist is when he killed his own teammate, says in the team chat, yo guys keep
it up free win how would you feel
your right I want to put my hands on them
yep okay so now what we're gonna do is
you're gonna go for the rat okay
jingsy did you use to watch cartoons when
you were younger yeah bro I used to watch
what's called Tom and Jerry you know
my favorite one was three and ten Ben
Yo, what's that? What does that do?
Ok, so those things are Kaelin traps, ok?
So the Kaelin traps, when you step on them, they root you, and then she gets more damage
on her next attack.
So whenever you see stuff on the floor, you never want to step on it, ok?
Coach, should I walk it down there?
Ah, well you need your team first.
Which I stay here.
Yep, now you're doing ok. That's good. Back up.
I'm stealing Garen stuff.
Yeah, that's fine. Still have you think from this is what he deserves
Just like the Tommy coach. Yep
Think of it this way Jinxie when you're playing league
You're the king and your teammates are your slaves if you can take all the gold from them, then that's literally their purpose
Is to make you rich
To hit the next it's not the mouth hit the next it's not the mouth
Okay, oh god
I can't do the team's not hitting the Nexus.
E, no bless this, bless the gun.
Auto auto auto.
Keep spamming.
Q, nice, there you go.
Hit the Nexus, not the Mal.
Nice!
Haha!
Before, uh, Garen.
What's up?
Bro, alright now dude, tell it to me.
Great, my performance won this time.
You know what I want to do actually.
Bro, coach, talk to me. Rate my performance, bro.
No, no, no. Instead of rating your performance, I want to show you, just so you can see visually what you do in games.
Because I feel like the problem is you don't actually understand what you do.
So I want you to open up Discord right now and I want you to look.
By the way, should I report this guy just for playing you, me, or no?
Uh, because you want to know, but if you would have lost, then yes.
Yes. Okay, got it.
Alright.
Hey, coach, talk to me, bro. Be brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Okay. So, your early game here is fine, right?
Yeah, of course, dude.
Cool. Right? It's looking good, right?
I would say it's looking great, yeah.
It's looking great. Good. So you're full clearing, you're doing your shit.
Nice. Okay, it's looking good.
So now here comes the first fuck up.
So you get this cuddle crab here, right?
Okay.
And then I tell you look for the fight, right?
So you go on.
So here, what do you think you should do after the least sin is here?
Hold Q.
Kind of.
So the problem is that over here you don't hold Q, you just pressed it, and if you would
have held it, you would be right here.
So what do you think happens if you're right here?
We cut off his escape angle.
Exactly. But now look what happens. He can just walk away. So then now here, when he's
obviously going to get away, where do you think you should start attacking now?
I should go to Caitlyn and hit her.
Okay, good. Now, instead what you did, right, was you kept chasing Lee Sin, and then you
died and then you called me a retarded coach. Are you ready for the second play?
Are you ready for the second play? Yes. Okay. Yes. So you get a kill.
Yeah, no, that was great. That was good, right? Then over here you randomly run mid. I wanted to just see how much time you're wasting, okay?
Okay, so over here, we do the Raptors, okay?
All right, Coach, first off,
can I just ask you to take a little bit of the chill pill?
Do you think a chill pill
is what you need to improve at this game right now?
No.
Okay, so let's watch that.
I'll probably use that torture.
Okay, so Jinxie, this is what we're gonna do, okay?
I'm gonna make you suffer, all right?
So right now it is 512
and you just killed the Raptor camp, okay?
We're gonna watch this in one X speed and I want you to look at the timer 512. All right. Yeah, of course
Let's look
This is you this is your gameplay right now
Like I don't understand dude, are we trying to find the fucking one piece like what what exactly like
Yeah, I don't know no, no, it's not like keep looking it's all done. It's not done. Oh
My god, I just ran around for 30 seconds
Like I don't get it James. Let me ask you a question. Did you go outside today?
Yes.
Okay, then why the fuck did you feel the need to get your sepsin?
Okay, you're right. Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. No, you're right, bro.
Like, let's keep watching, okay?
Right, it's gotta clean it up, dude.
So now you do the dragon, alright?
And then at this point you only farm your grump and your wolves now, right?
Now, why don't you understand that if you would have done your wolves and then your grump and then the dragon,
Dragon then you would have had level six the gang bought right and said now you have you get your level six you're recalling
Do you see? Yeah?
Wow one you don't understand that I'm a lot of you did
Time is money, and that's not even the worst wait until we see what happens next
So now you're playing your way what happened I was fine after this I think what happens next
Yes.
You can see one, three, and ten, and iron.
You think it's fine?
I'm sorry.
I wanted to watch, look.
So now you do the blue, right?
You decide to say, fuck my wolves, like I wanted to look at this again, okay?
So here, your wolves are respawning in one second, right?
Your grump is going to die.
I want you to count out loud, all right?
And I'm going to tell you when to start.
Now, go.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15.
No speed it up, buddy!
67, 2, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28 seconds late.
What what did you accomplish in that 28 seconds? I don't know, bro. I was like bird watching
Me oh, I don't know
Chat like me. Oh, I don't know dude. I don't know okay, so Jinxie Jinxie. Okay listen listen. Are you listening? Yes?
Yes, so the thing about it is that
But this would have been fine for you to do if you don't have jungle camps to take.
But because you're doing this, like at the end of the game, it's like you lose out on
2000 gold because of how you don't make your camps respawn the second they come up.
That's a 2000 gold difference, bro.
Can you show me a clip of Faker bashing his head into a wall for a cast of…
Okay, we're going to watch this and then after we're going to continue the bot, okay?
Yes.
to be the goat? Yes. So if I go three and ten I should just bash my head into a wall.
Yes?
Uh, okay. Yeah, no wonder he's the goat, bro. Are you serious? No fucking wonder who's
the goat. So I want you to compare, right?
in the chat, or do that right now.
So now, James, I want you to understand,
Faker, when he loses a game, he bashes
a head against this wall.
When you lose the game, you say, me, how to
understand the difference.
OK, you're right.
You know what, bro, you're right.
You're right.
It's time to get real in here.
It's time to, bro, it's time to have a real
look in my eyes, bro.
Like, should I, like, should I stop playing
Warwick because I can't hold you no no no no because like you held your cue bro
like at the end of the game you did but the problem is that when you didn't is
when it mattered it's like I'll give you an example it's like you have a guy
that every day comes how many beats his wife right and after five years of
beating his wife every single day he starts bringing her flowers right but
it's like bro you beat your wife every day for five years straight it doesn't
It doesn't fucking matter if you bring her flowers,
she's gonna fucking divorce you.
That's what happens when you don't hold
you on Warwick, do you understand?
Got it, okay.
Intervention, all right.
So now keep watching.
Okay?
So now, okay, I want you to watch this
because first off, first off, okay?
Yeah, what was bad here?
Well, what was bad here is like,
Here you're able to gain because the Dallas is pushing up, right?
Yeah, he overextended like a child.
Okay, yeah, he overextended.
Cool.
So, why did you stop?
Walk forward, walk back, walk forward again, like what was all this?
Think sometimes when I drone, maybe I misclick.
Okay, then now we know what we need to work on, okay?
So it's about drawing earlier.
So now keep watching, okay?
This is a perfect example of what I mean when I say you not holding Q fucks up the game. So
You know that fear that you have
What when you press E and then make some run away from you. Oh, I could talk about yeah
No, I'm not the other fear. So
Okay, the fear in the game. Yes
Okay, so the thing is that when you use it, they run away from you
So what it would mean is that if you cute through him here and then you fear him
He walks towards your Garen and towards your turret mean. Oh, what? Oh
My god
And then it's like no look look so now it's fine because you got his flash right your cue is coming up
We can chew through him, right? Yes, me. Oh you don't you throw him again
Yeah, cuz like you threw him. He's cut off. He can't leave exactly, but then said you don't I know you almost die
Well, my dad is saying my dick got leaked in Twitter, bro. Let me see
Chatter you got serious, bro
Yeah, I don't have anything on Twitter what is wrong with you guys I
It's low-key not even that bad
Dude I'm gonna be honest I wasn't expecting it to be that big though bro continue to fucking game bro. Okay my rod. Okay, so now watch
So now you walk out of base here you go for your grumb
You go for your wolves nice, okay?
You go to your Raptors. Okay. Yeah, this is all good. It's all good, bro. It's all good. It's all good, right?
Okay. Let's go. Let's go. I'll get it is
The Klan walks up to you. She is a squishy ADC
You are the big bad wolf and you start running away from her
Like
Also, can I explain pause pause
So right here, I thought that you couldn't collapse in this game
Like I thought you couldn't shoot through something so right here
I was gonna have her lower it and I was gonna smite it like I thought I could use it to block the bullets
Not a bad idea right pretty creative
Okay
Okay, so James listen when you right-click someone it's like a heat seeking missile
Okay, I understood but I thought I could use the red buff to block her shots and then smite
Okay, Jamesy.
Buddy, that's not...
Buddy, that's creative, bro.
Just because you have 30,000 hours of your life committed to this game, it sounds funny.
To me, this is not a bad idea.
No, it's not. The thing is that it's smart, but I'm just explaining to you that when somebody right-clicks you,
you can't put anything between you and them.
I know that now, dipshit!
Shit, I'm saying this is what I was thinking in the moment!
Now I know!
Okay, but Jingxi, you know how it works now though, right?
Yeah, yeah, you can't, nothing blocks anything. If somebody's autoing something, nothing can block it.
Yeah, and that's all we have to know for now. There are some champions that it's different, but you don't have to worry about that, that's too much info.
And then right here, I didn't see the guy flanking.
Yep, no, that's fine.
I mean, like you dying there, it's not really your fault.
Okay, so now watch this.
Okay.
What's up dude?
Word of advice, let me ask you a question.
If a homeless man comes up to you, puts something in your hand, and then says, eat this right
now, would you do it?
No, probably not.
Okay, think of it the same way in League of Legends.
When you see something on the ground,
you avoid that like fire, okay?
Okay.
So like over here, for example, this is a Caitlyn trap.
It means that when you step on it, you get rooted.
So over here, you walk into the trap, right?
You walk back.
And then it's like.
And now I'm wandering again.
Yeah.
Miho.
Muda leaked your penis.
Alright, I need a second on this.
I gotta call this guy.
What's going on?
Muda leaked my penis?
Pick up the phone, Muda.
Yo, Muda, my chat is saying you leaked a picture of my penis in Twitter.
I did, bro.
I'm not going to lie.
Do you remember the one you sent me two nights ago?
Bro.
I leaked it, bro.
Yo.
Is my penis on Twitter or not, chat?
What's going on?
Because I'm tired of focusing on it.
And I'm not.
I'm not.
And I'm sorry bro, I had to leak it bro, I'm sorry bro, it was too big for them not to see bro, I had to leak it bro, I'm sorry.
Bro, is this real life? Yo, highlight tech twitter now!
What's going on?
It's so hard to believe.
Huh?
It's so hard to believe.
Bro, mood enough, fuck off bro. You did not leak my wiener dude.
I did it bro, I did it bro April Fool's bro, I'm keeping it to myself bro
I'm not making it to anyone but if you think I really leaked your dick that you sent me tonight to go to people know bro
I'm keeping it for myself. Are you crazy?
Yo, yo, I don't know if this guy's on like bath salts or something
Yo chat, I didn't send him a picture of my penis soon as-
Yo, bro, I don't know if this guy's on fucking somebody type the tarpon hammer
Yo, bro, bro, I don't know like yo chat my penis isn't in Twitter
back to the coach Jesus W girth yo bro focus on the math okay okay okay
alright let's watch okay so now look so this is something no no no I want I
want to see something okay so after you walk top and this plate doesn't work
right I want you to look at your math yeah okay does it look like there's
anything for you to really do topside? No, my Garen's literally holdable. So why would
you not just recall and then go blue and then clear upwards since all your bot side camps
are respawning? Because I'm iron 2 and got the game 2 weeks ago. Good answer. But do you
see like what you could be doing? Yeah, yes. Okay, so remember if you can use your recall
to get a good path out of the base, then that's what matters, all right?
So I'm wanting to keep watching.
All right, this was good. This was good. Wait.
No, no it wasn't. So Jensy, watch again.
Oh yeah, this was good.
Are you looking?
Yeah. This was actually the worst one.
So good R, right? Good R.
That's a good R. But do you remember what you're supposed to do after the R?
E, then hold Q.
Well you can just focus on holding Q for now.
And instead you just press it, so look what happens, right?
And then now watch what happens.
Bro, but how did she do that much damage?
Is that even legit?
Okay, well let me ask you a question.
Would she have done any damage at all if you would have killed the Darius?
Ninety.
What do you mean nine?
Like no.
Sorry, German.
Wait, you're German?
No.
Oh, wait!
Yo, bro, I forgot to tell you.
Does that?
Yeah.
On either Monday or Tuesday, do you want to coach me and own a pixel in ranked?
I can do Monday.
Okay, not Tuesday?
No.
Okay.
Okay, bro.
I think we'll hit Diamond.
Wait, so are you going to duo with him?
So we never gonna play ranked together
and then you'll be coaching.
Well, isn't he gold?
How's he gonna deal with you if you're an iron?
Wait, Jeff, I thought only was silver.
Is he?
No, only silver.
Yeah, but he's from Europe.
He needs to play on North America.
Yeah, but can you just get an NA account?
Yeah, if I were you, I would ask Drew
if he can like low key sauce to an iron account
so that you guys can do it.
Okay, Miha, all right.
All right, so now, now Jinxie, would you have died here if you held Q?
I would have killed Darius.
So instead of your score being 1 and 3, what would your score be right now?
2-2.
Exactly.
And what if I told you that almost every single one of your deaths this game was literally
the same exact thing?
So now here for example, you walk bot, right?
Okay?
You press Q.
So now because you press Q,
you don't get on the Klan,
and look what happens to you.
Wow, wow.
Bro, you're right.
If I just help you, I would have 15 kills.
Like this is what I'm trying to show you, right?
Like it's a, GenCy, I'm telling you,
you're not like that great,
but you're also not that bad, like genuinely.
And like it's at a point right now
where you dropping these score lines and these iron games,
it should not be like this, bro.
Like it could be so much better.
Like these games, you should be dropping 20 kills a game.
Yeah, nine, I'm sorry, bro.
Well, listen, listen, what I want you to do, right,
is instead of playing ranked with your brother,
have your brother play practice tools with you,
And then like practice holding Q.
Tell him like, all right, bro, I tried dodging my abilities.
I'm going to try holding Q on you.
Like try to put them in situations
that you would find in real games.
And if you do that, I promise you, these games,
you're going to drop 25 kills a game.
Because right now it's just mechanics.
Got it.
OK, got it, got it.
Do you want to look at one more?
Yeah, yeah, keep it going, bro.
OK, so let's watch again.
So actually, wait, so you still have a bit of time, right?
Yeah, I have a couple of minutes and then I'm going to play chess.
OK, so what I'm going to do is I'm going to show you my 20 kill war game
just so you can see what a war game actually is supposed to look like.
OK, are you flaking, bro?
Well, I think you need to see this.
OK. OK.
Wait, I wait. So, I guys name allowed.
I swear, you only find shit like this in the league community.
This guy, unironically used, like, what is this, Chinese characters or something, like,
that's actually unreal.
I would do that, that much effort.
Yep.
So now, Jinx, I wanted to watch this, okay?
Okay, I'm watching.
So I wanted to look at how I do my early clear as well, okay?
I smite, right? I do this. Look at how I clear my raptors. Are you looking? Yeah. So I auto the big raptor once and then auto the small ones once, right?
And I just keep switching between once the big one gets below 50%. Then I keep autoing, right? So just like standard gameplay, right? Yeah, I could do this.
okay it's not like it's not go for the kill I hold Q he dies cuz of it oh but
he dies right bro I can't oh my god if I get it off swimming what it's his like
it's his name dude I get like just say just ignore it for now I guess fine
Okay, so now watch.
So now here, I go for the dragon, right?
And it's like, this looks like the kind of gameplay that I coach you about, right?
Yeah.
But it's like, at the end of this game, I have 20 kills, and you're going to see the
reason why is literally just because you just play consistent in the early game, you don't
have to do anything crazy, and you will drop these kill score lines, okay?
All right, all right, all right.
So now, look at this, okay?
Are you watching?
Yes, bro.
So check this out.
Wow, it's flashing and then you Q through him.
Wow, wow.
All right, I got you, bro.
That shit's easy.
I just gotta hold Q.
It's literally just holding Q, bro.
Like, unironically, you hold Q, you win.
So now check this fight out.
And now it's like out of base,
see that my team is gonna fight right so I'm like oh maybe I could look for fight
here so I go for this and I want you to see how I never stop autoing like I just
always keep fighting no matter what and now I know that I can't get on to her so
I just back off right I don't risk it and because I didn't risk it the mastery
doesn't kill me but if I would have risk it and I if I would have gotten greedy I
I would have died there. Do you see?
Yes, I see.
So now watch this.
Okay, well, let me do something. Give me a second.
Okay, here.
Okay. So now watch this, alright?
I'm watching. So now I go for this fight, right?
And now look at how I played this.
this. I go in, I ult, I miss ult, but then I hold Q. I use my fear, I recast my E so
that he can't run away and then he just dies. Even though I missed my ult, it didn't matter,
right? Wow. And now I just go for the dragon. But do you see how it's just about playing
for your folk here and then just droning the right place? Like here for example, I see
see that the set is walking up? So I'm going to show you something crazy, okay?
Yeah, but you're doing good, bro. Yeah, but okay, so Jinx, you check this out.
When Warwick holds Q, it makes him something called unstoppable. So set normally has an
ability where he grabs you and he throws you into the ground. Watch what happens here.
Look, he tries using it on me, but because I held my Q, I actually go through his ability
and he doesn't bring me with him, so he ends up doing zero damage.
Then I follow up with my ult and he just dies.
You see?
Wow, so when he holds Q it's like when Master Yi flashes,
like when he does that little invisible thing.
Kind of, yeah.
It's like nothing can stop, it's like when Hecarim ults.
That's OP, bro.
I'm not going to lie to you.
That is OP.
Yeah.
So the Rue makes your ability become a million times better, especially for ganks.
So now look, I'm just playing consistent.
and then here I see there's a fight so now it's 1v3 right so I end up getting
one it is what it is okay so now respawn, walk out of base, look for this here I
alt on the master Yi and then I have to run right so it's like even then there
sometimes where you want to fight but you also sometimes need to run you see
yep I see I got you bro I want to just find like a one cool fight so I can show
you and I want to look at my Aurelian soul score okay see 0 and 10 so that's
why it's like even in a game like this you can drop enough kills that you
literally solo carry even when your team is literally in thing yeah insane
I'm like even now I'm nine and one my team is still down six kills but we got
three dragons right we got everything so now it's like we just ought to win see
and look there that it's like look he thinks he can fight me but because I'm
playing Warwick what do I do you just heal when you attack exactly so even
though I get low it doesn't matter I just kill him anyways crazy man that's
crazy and that's why Jinx you like this could literally be your games except you could be having
like 30 kills a game so now if you're like I'm chasing the enemy I lead with my ult right and
then it's just like three kills wow bro crazy but do you do you see how I'm not doing anything crazy
like this what I want you to grasp like I dropped 20 kills yeah I'm not speaking in the right fights
and then attacking properly with your abilities.
Exactly, like League of Legends is really that simple.
Like that's why I keep saying I genuinely see outranking Ludwig by the end of the month
as long as you can do this shit.
Because it's really just this free.
Or maybe not the end of the month, by the end of the summer.
End of the month?
Yeah, by the end of the summer.
All right, bro. Well, thank you, man.
All right.
Appreciate it. Don says bro. Appreciate you man. Thank you. Are you gonna play some notica now?
Yes, I'm gonna be on sub too, bro. The holding cue is good. I gotta do it, bro
I gotta do it. Um, you gotta learn it for own a bro. We gotta learn it for own a
Yeah, I gotta get faster with my clears. I gotta drone a little bit better
I gotta stop lollygagging, but just keep it simple find the right fights. Take the right fights. Hold Q
Simple, right? Perfect. Sounds good. Anyways, have a good a have a good night, bro and enjoy yourself, right?
Yes, sir, bro. All right, got this. I'll see you, man.
All right, I'll see you later.
So not a good two is out, and deviously, I've had early access for like a week.
No, I've spent like 20 hours playing already and I've identified some of the biggest pitfalls in time
Same waste I had as a return and clear and some of the things brand new no tip spoilers
Vot
This is spoilers
What I have I see spoilers
What what chat chat I'm gonna go pee hi guys you should know my opening by now do my opening
do my opening bro you should know my opening bro you're bobbin London bro hi guys I'll be back
you
What happens?
Yo, hi-fives.
What happened?
Hi-fives, what happened?
Yo bro, house is burning down.
Give me one second.
Please draw my house is on fire.
He drew.
No way he drew.
What?
All right, so we're going to start off with the Karakana opening.
He ends up going for a palm push.
Now the point of his play is so I take, he gets his queen out early.
So instead we're just going to, we're going to take.
Now his queen gets out, but our next place here, which now I think is immediately under
pressure.
So now we go here.
His next play is going to be to fall back a spin.
He actually loses a little bit of tempo here guys guys he actually loses a little bit of tempo here
Bro, what are you doing hold Q? Why is my chat saying hold Q? I'm on tess.com
What do you mean hold Q? What are you saying bro? I'm on fucking chess
What do you mean hold Q?
He actually gets us the middle here, so we can actually just take the middle
Yeah, what do you mean hold to you what are you saying?
Shut up bye-bye
Okay, bro, this guy's in the blender right now.
He's not like, okay, he's in a position right now
where his next place should be standard.
Guys, his next place should just be standard.
No, am I crazy?
You know what's crazy is that that low taper fade meme
is still kind of massive.
Our next place here, we would just take mid control.
Guys, we're in just a winning position.
We're literally tied chat, and I 100% guarantee you that we win, like 100%.
Who is the fattest in the bottom left-hand corner?
Jokes on you because I'm in the bottom right-hand corner.
Can this guy move or what?
Why is this guy in a two-minute blender?
Every move today is sponsored by zero brain cells.
I'm a month permanently ban extreme rain. Thank you, moms. Permanently banned month permanently ban extreme rain. Thank you. Appreciate that.
All right, so should I report this guy? Wait, is this going to be another draw?
Yeah, what happens if he stalls out on time and we're even material is it a draw?
Shouldn't I win?
He's thinking, what is there to possibly fucking think about?
Yo bro, he could do 39 different moves right now.
What is there to possibly think about?
He's not fucking thinking bro.
This guy probably shut off his PC and got a fucking pizza roll.
I guarantee you this guy's not thinking about shit.
He's not thinking bro.
Jinxie, play queen to P5.
That's not even a move.
P isn't even a letter on the chessboard.
Mods ban him for lack of intelligence queen to p5 not a move. It's literally not a move
Yo bro, I bro you win her her mods. I'm just gonna offer a draw you win bro
I don't want to play against you if you're gonna take three minutes to think about your opening. I'm just gonna offer a draw
Bro, I'm just gonna offer a draw, dude. Is this guy serious? What do you mean, holy ADHD?
Yo chat, it doesn't take four minutes to do an opening. Holy moj? It's not a moj! Guys,
Who takes four minutes to play?
Yo, I'm like this guy's chest hostage and
You're gonna sky won't move job literally this guy's chest hostage
What am I supposed to do in this situation?
Guys guys, what am I supposed to do?
I'm living this guy's chest hostage
What am I supposed to do?
Hi-Vice!
I'm this guy's chess hostage.
What am I supposed to do?
Hi-Vice, take your time, brother.
I got all dead.
Great, great, great.
Yo, I'm not waiting for him.
Bro, why is this...
Bro, make your move!
Oh my god!
He wants you to resign, yo bro, is this actually his playstyle?
So Chad, here's what I understand.
I was playing chess on my phone today, literally this was today.
I left the chess app for 40 seconds because I was texting somebody.
I come back into the chess app 40 seconds later and I get an aborted match and a loss.
This guy doesn't move a single piece for five minutes and he's just impenetrable.
He's literally just impenetrable.
Like what the fuck does that mean?
What do you mean good?
Why is the chat saying to hold Q?
Yo guys, what is holding Q gonna do?
Bro.
Oh my god.
Yes, autobus time.
Yes.
Bro. Oh my god. Yes, auto-resigned. Yes. Why did it take five minutes for me to get an auto-resigned?
I literally got a boarded match lost after not after being out of the chest half of 30 seconds
Thank okay, we'll take the green one
I try to buy up time for one more game
What is this dog shit opening night night?
Retty opening chat. What is this dog shit opening?
Cagness Marlson. That's not my name, bro. Bro, if he does this, I can do this.
Okay, that play right there was a nice little nothing burger.
Yep, I trade that at a time.
All right, now he's fucked because now he does this and now he has stacks bombs.
So chat this guy already got brutally development mode.
Now chat, all we have to do is just close the game.
All I have to do is just close the game.
Hey, Jinxie, I'm so fucking tired of you.
Look what happened on Jinxie's stream at Jinxie.
What?
Yo, what is this chat right now?
Your chat, unless I'm like,
literally the worst player of all time,
isn't you just hanging upon?
Click.
Queen to z4, that's not, it's not even a possible move.
And then high-fives types.
King c4, which also isn't possible.
Like legitimately not possible at all high-fives.
Just an absolutely impossible move to do.
Play Queen to V9, holding Q, reading chat moves, sus, they're not legal!
The chat moves aren't even fucking legal!
Just plant that effuser.
Uh, wrong game, bro.
Are you watching the VOD from nine hours ago?
Surely be Castle here, right?
Unless there's a better move, but I just...
Not at least Castle.
Uh...
I'm one of Jinx's bots.
Okay, this guy ends up deciding to take...
I think I just hung my palm there.
Bro, okay!
Jack, lock in!
Because here's what's gonna happen, okay?
He's gonna take...
Well, no, if he takes tonight, he's going to send chat.
Is there any way we can apply an absurd amount of pressure to him?
Let's just create a bastion.
So, let's think.
The nice protective, the Rooks protective, oh no, the Rook is not protected, all right,
I just realized, okay, so our only way to not get the fuck out of the game is, I think
our only legal move is this.
like our only legal move.
Oh chat, then we could do this.
Wait, what?
Bora, Bora.
Brother, that man hangs a night.
Jesus, chest is so hard.
Chest is so hard.
Rook to face the queen, why not?
Play Darth Maul to C-5.
I'm not just gonna permanent ban on that guy. Thank you.
Months, it's perfectly banned that guy.
Play Darth Vader to Y4.
Yeah, I knew this cringy bullshit was coming.
Like this guy's actually in a cringe roll chat.
Wait, hold up, this play's not bad.
Alright, his queen has to retreat.
His queen has to retreat.
His queen literally has to retreat!
Come on man!
Come on daddy!
His queen has to retreat chat.
Bababa, everything's protected, yep, there it is.
Okay, now, we actually worked his queen out of that position.
Now our next place, this, oh my god, this place is so good.
Because look, no matter what, he loses material, yes!
Finally!
Chad, what a good play.
He's getting gapped, because look, take, take, move, take, threaten, take, check.
If this is not an even trade, what do you mean it's an even trade?
Are you dumb?
Or this is a skewer.
Look.
Look, he's thinking in his head.
This guy's thinking in his head.
How do I not lose material?
Daddy Jinx, he owns me a chess.
How do I not lose material?
He can't figure it out.
Let's take, take, move, take, break!
Let's go!
And now we're threatening.
Jack, wouldn't it just be smart
to just totally retreat here?
Jeff, why don't we just, guys, why don't we just totally retreat?
Like, like why don't we just totally retreat?
Because bro, we're up for material.
Let's make him make the pl- That plate has nothing.
That plate has fucking nothing.
material because we're up material yep and now his pawns are stacking again wait oh my god oh
my god i'm gonna scream chat i was gonna do jump jump but then look that dead there wait so why
don't we just do this bro we're getting our we're getting our knights activated i actually love chess
guys. I'm not even kidding because then look he moves his queen take check if you have an
erection type one if you're soft type two now what do we do chat we have a lot of options
all right let's think jinxie think okay if I take his bishop property has to
if I take like this
I'm trying to think of what's actually better the pawns sort of not let's do this
because you have to want to know why I want to do this no because then I hang my knife
chat look then I hang my night ccc then I hang my night
I almost hung my night all right we're still up for material guys we have all this vision
with the queen like I'm literally dominating this guy
Now chat, what do you guys think about this play?
Guys, what do you think of this play?
Look, look, look, look, look, look.
Bang, watch with watch.
Bang, bang, GG, good game.
GG, good game.
What do you guys think of that play, y'all?
It's just game, though.
So, okay, we have to think.
This blunders the night.
It actually doesn't blunder the night because this trades, but I think the most crushing
move would be to trade. I think the most crushing move is to trade chat because remember what
Lavi said. Guys, remember what Lavi said. The most crushing move is to trade because
then we have this. We have the rook into the second rank. But he just fucked up. He just
fucked up. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
There's a couple of options here. We could deliver a check
like this, or we could check like this. This sees this. So he
could do that. But then we have discovered check. Yeah. Look,
chat. Now we have discovered check. I want you guys to look
at how good I am at chess. Now we have discovered check. So now
he goes here, but then his bishop's dead. And then we have
checked made in one now.
Bro, actually, I'm not even gonna take chat. I'm not even
I'm going to take, look, why take when we can just checkmate it?
How's that not checkmate?
Oh, well he goes here.
Then we have a check here.
No, we don't.
Okay.
Wait, there has to be a checkmate on the board.
See, this is where I start to blunder.
There just has to be a checkmate in the board.
All right, let's think I'm up seven material, literally impossible, just to go wrong.
This pond's hanging because the knight sees it, this pond's hanging.
And he can't take because the knight sees this.
We have check here, but that doesn't mean anything.
But now he's threatening the rook.
So then what do we do?
Who conflected this bomb's hanging?
I think the next best thing we could do now that the rook's just eating everything in
the second rank is get this going.
We need to get this rook involved.
Also, I didn't play fast!
I didn't play-
Chat, unless I'm insane, doesn't that just hang the knife?
Okay.
okay all right now broken to the empty file
uh doesn't that just hang the brook i mean he can take with the queen but i don't know why
he's trading i don't know what the fuck he would trade all right this guy lost jenny if i lose this
game I'm terrible. All right, let's think. I'm not kidding. We have discovered check no matter where
we move the night. So let's actually think as to where we should move the night. We have discovered
check no matter what here doesn't make any sense here makes sense because look
if I go here right the king can't even get closer it hangs the night but it
doesn't hang the night because he's in check it doesn't hang the night
jump cookie
Now, all that's left to do is check again, check him again, and this queen sees this.
So now we're just going to run his king into a corner, and his queen's never going to
get to move again for the rest of the match.
We're going to run him into a corner, and he's never going to get to move again for
the rest of the match.
I think this is like crazy.
So now he goes here, right?
That's his only legal move is here or there.
And then we just have like a venture will later me.
We have a check here.
No, no, no.
way to later make this guy. His king is so exposed. If I go here, so let's say if I go here, he goes
here or here.
So then I go here though and now he's just fucking dead because he goes here.
If he goes here, I have checkmate.
Okay, he does that.
Check.
We just have to keep checking him, guys.
Remember, the night's not hanging.
Okay, we have check here.
And the pawn protects the rook.
Check your project.
Okay, then we have check here.
No, no, no, check here.
Okay, this is checkmate.
I'm 100% sure this is checkmate.
Is that, I guess?
Now I'm 100% sure that this is checkmate.
I don't know, because any of us that is this checkmate?
He has to go here and then how do I later made him though how do I fucking
later made him guys I don't know dude
It's going to be bad if I don't win this.
How is that not checkmate like what wait I found the winning move I found the winning
moves. No, I didn't.
Bro, how is this not ladder made? I'm so fucking confused.
Bro, how's that not checkmate?
I don't understand, guys.
I don't understand.
How is he not checkmated?
Yeah!
Oh my god!
Thank god!
Hey man, two wins, no losses.
You guys can call me Trax, I don't care.
Chadd, is K-star ready?
Please.
Oh man!
What happened?
Broke, I hit one like...
Chapp, what in the world is he playing?
You guys expected you to die on that now.
You had a mate in one like 20 times?
Whatever!
Huh?
You want my autograph?
You probably want your autograph.
What do you mean?
Dude, he's not playing poker, Chapp.
This is Uno, I think, on Roblox.
I think this is Roblox Uno.
This isn't poker.
What do you mean poker?
I already went to Harvard, by the way.
You know I went to Harvard, for real.
Cap!
Jeff, what do you mean game review?
Game review what?
It was a disaster!
Guys, what do you mean game review?
You know, like the sooner society from fall, guys?
Yeah.
Well, it's like a roadblocks line.
Guys, it was a disaster of a game.
Game review what?
I need to be retired!
When is the last of us streamed?
within the next month you have my words y'all.
I just need a time where I could play Last of Us
for four days straight.
Yeah, it's just me.
Very good person.
Chad, I didn't hang my friggin' queen.
Guys, I didn't hang my queen, shut up!
I got two cards!
Yeah, Jinxy, I got two cards in there.
Hey, Jinxy, make a vlog where you poop.
Okay.
Jinxy, make a poop vlog where you stream you pooping.
So JV, first and foremost, you just told me to do a vlog
and a stream simultaneously.
And then second, you said to poop twice.
Yo, JV, I'm not ever gonna do a vlog of me pooping.
I never hung my queen chat, say you swear.
I never hung my queen, ever.
Never, ever, ever, I never hung my queen, ever.
I never hung my queen.
You know that you did me play.
Yeah.
Well, I did not hang my queen chat.
Shut up on my mama.
You did.
Okay.
Put it on this mama.
This guy's probably not capping.
Yo, GS.
Think of it.
It's your one daddy.
GS.
Think of it.
It's your one.
Appreciate it.
Daddy.
You guys swear I hung my queen.
What? I did? No, that's bad. Vas to a pawn. I hung my queen to his pawn. You always find
a way. To be fair, though, the more moves that go on, just the more likely I am to blunder,
because I'm just, I'm literally a head case when it gets under the last minute. In the
last minute, Chana, I think I turned into like a 45-year-old player. Chana, I'm about
I'm about to get a protein shake for subnautica.
Yo, chat, I'm about to get a protein shake.
Hey, now I'm looking at the marker here no more.
It's gone.
Oh my God, I'm about to start cursing.
I swear to God.
You're about to start what?
Oh.
You heard me.
You heard me loud and clear.
Hey, Bush, you got 12 cards now.
I'm ready for you.
I'm ready.
Oh man, I got a meeting here.
Oh, oh, oh.
Yo, Jack, you know, we all know we're letting this go.
Jack, you got me all the way messed up.
I'll never play this game again.
I expect 20 push ups.
What happened?
Three Levy video.
No, guys, not every time, yo,
not every time I have a terrible game,
can you guys not sprint to Levy and tell them about it?
Yo, guys.
Jixi, here we go, we got a message here from Jixi.
Jixi, you the goat man, shout out for all you do
for the sagandis community.
Hey bro, I don't know if you think I was born in a barn.
I don't think I was born in a barn.
I'm not falling for that.
Yo, Jixi, you the goat man, shout out you do
for all the sagandis community.
Yo bro, I wasn't born in a barn.
I'm not falling for that crud.
Dante's with the raid.
Oh my gosh, W. Dante.
Dante's with the raid.
W. Dante's in the cheat.
Yo, yeah, bro.
I'm not a part of the Saganbees community.
Bro, the last time I thought of that joke, I was 10 years old.
I was literally 10 years old.
El discrimination.
Yo, bro, he sang the Saganbees community
because he wants to say Saganbe's nuts.
Bro, he's just being an idiot.
He's just being an idiot, guys.
He's literally being an idiot.
Are you a part of the Darth community?
The Darth Maul community?
You know, but guys, let's actually have a chat about that.
Yo, every time I play the worst game of chess in my life,
Can you guys not sprint to Levy and tell him about it?
Cause I know that's what you guys do.
Stop, stop.
I don't wanna be.
Also, if any of those YouTube thumbnails of me,
I look like a AI gremlin.
I look like a AI goblin.
Jinxies worst game ever.
How about you, Sa-Gambis?
I'm not falling for the joke, guys.
Your chat.
I'm not even kidding.
This is it on my face.
literally spawned in today.
Yo, Jenny Talia's with the five gifted a month,
man, that guy, he's trying to be slick.
Jenny Talia is thinking the five.
Case, what is up, buttercup?
Big dog, can you hear me?
Yes, sir, yes, sir.
How bad is it?
You know?
Obviously.
Is it bad again?
It's actually perfect.
I'm not even kidding.
No way, is it for real?
This is the first time, I think ever,
where it just instantly was good.
No, I swear.
Check.
Is it good?
It's good for real?
Yes, it's actually good.
I'm not kidding.
That's a good sign.
That's a good sign, dude.
Let me turn you up.
All right, say something real quick.
Yo, yo.
Oh, yeah.
OK.
So, bro, did you do a little bit of Subnautica yesterday?
Like, do you know the?
I did, yeah, I did.
It was fun, too.
The bare bones.
And did you beat last Subnautica case?
Did you beat it?
Eat the first one.
Yeah.
Okay.
I have about, yeah, how many hours?
Six.
I think I have six hours on the first.
So I, I kind of know what I'm doing, like with the
blabber fishes and the scanning and stuff like, uh, oh, bladder, bladder, bladder,
fish, bladder, bladder fishes.
Yup.
Yes.
Okay.
Yeah.
My chat said I'm like, uh, or no, no, no.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm pretty bad at Subnautica, but I, I was going to watch the tips and tricks video.
before we got him called, but then they said it was spoiled.
So I did an invention.
I haven't got too far into it.
I've seen a couple of areas that I ain't trying to,
you know, go into.
There's like a little area that looks like an abyss
that I haven't been in yet that I'm, you know,
do you have the last phobia, Jinxie?
So what is that again?
It's the fear of deep sea or something.
Yeah, see, you're smart.
Yeah, 100% I have the fear of the last phobia.
Bro, I'm scared of everything.
I'm scared of heights.
I'm scared of going on roller coasters.
I'm scared of going deep sea.
I'm scared of going to space.
I mean, yeah, I'm scared of everything.
I just have phobia.
Are you scared of spiders?
Yes, I'm terrified of spiders.
Yeah, me too.
Yeah, I'm absolutely horrified of some spider action.
Not gonna lie.
I mean, terrified.
Yeah, like I'm just, I think I'm afraid of everything.
I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, no, I don't blame you.
You know what?
People may say that is you're just scared,
but that's a good survival mechanism instinct.
Yes, it's a good survival mechanism, bro.
Okay, so are you afraid of heights?
Oh man, I'm bad afraid of heights, dude, like bad.
Like when you were a kid,
were you scared to go to like roller coasters or water parks?
Yeah, I went on one roller coaster, my whole life,
and it was called the Arkansas Twister.
And it was one of the most basic roller coasters there is.
but I was still scared to go on it.
It was like some old wood roller coasters.
Dude, I was terrified.
The only roller coaster I've ever agreed to go on
was this roller coaster called Guasi in Bush Gardens.
And I think it's shut down.
And the only reason why I went on it
was because it was all made of wood.
So I felt safer because it was wooden
and metal scared me when I was a kid.
Turns out, it had been the most dangerous roller coaster
and it got shut down because people were getting
like serious neck pain from it.
Yeah, dude, the one I went on was an all-wood roller coaster
dude, I think it's shut down too, not gonna lie.
Yeah.
Oh, no, though.
Dude, when you would go up, the thing would go,
ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Yeah, it would make it like a train coming through.
Yes, yes, bro.
Wouldn't rides just sound terrible?
They do.
Dude, all theme parks are scary,
besides the Gooblegoon, of course,
but all theme parks are scary to me, not gonna lie.
Yeah, I've seen a lot of the Gooblegoon footage.
It sort of looks like you just throw people off ladders, K. So.
Now, hold on now.
Let's not take it. Let's not let's not let's not spread some false information here.
Okay, you know what?
I'll invite you to the googlygoo.
You know, dude, I'm going to leave like decapitated.
You got insurance.
You got to have insurance.
Wait, K. So have you had to be in wall suits at googlygood or no?
Or are you guys good over there?
I can't do too much speaking on it.
Wow. Oh my God. You're in the middle of it.
Just know that everybody, I'll just put it to you this way. I can't speak too much on it.
Can you hear my game in the background by the way? You can't hear that, can you?
No. Dude, your mic is literally perfect case so I'm not kidding.
That's great. I'll just say this.
All the people that ever did have a problem at the Goob Lagoon, you ain't gonna hear from them again.
Okay.
And I'm not gonna say what that means. I ain't gonna say you know, nothing like that
But just know that so they're no longer with us case
Hey
Take that as you will wow
Wow, why y'all keep saying his volume is low. He's matched out. Oh, he's it you honor dude
Dude, I don't think they're wrong though. I just are fanning people. I swear
I don't I don't think they're wrong though because to be honest every time I join a call people say my audio slow
I think it's just my crappy mic. I don't know I
Can't hear
Your phones broken
That's what I'm trying to say is there a way you can turn your volume up a little bit on your ink
Cuz I got you at 200 I
Couldn't move my mic closer to my mouth. I guess
Yeah, let's try that put your mic by your neck
I'm not doing that right have to hold it up the whole time. I
Would have to hold it up. It's not a $5 mic. It's a blue yeti. It's an 80 bucks or something
I got a blue yeti you get from Walmart. Yes, those do yes literally those are going I got my I got my from Walmart, too
They so go when you're in discord you're talking through your headset mic and when you're streaming you're talking through your yeti, right?
Yes, that's exactly what I got it got it got it got it
Yeah, all right, and how do we join gates? How do we join? Okay? Let me let me figure that out real quick. Let me go to
So you do got the fear of deep ocean too, right? Yes, bro fear of deep ocean fear of space
Fear of heights check anything else. Is there anything else?
Fear of space you ever watch some space videos you ever go on YouTube and just watch some space videos
It's literally terrifying literally
Okay, so by the way, hey, League of Legends is the hardest game I've ever played in my life.
Hey, I told you. The clip of you saying me playing League of Legends is like a caveman
drinking a Coca-Cola for the first time might be the most accurate thing I've ever heard of mine.
Yes, my cousin says it to me
No, it's crazy. It's bad wait. I started a multiplayer game. How do I uh?
Why don't I want you in here? Hold up?
Don't leave it together dude because
League of Legends is the only game in the world where you can actually dump 30 to 40 hours into the game and still have no idea
What's happening? Oh, but there's people that play for 500 hours and still don't have no idea what's happening. I mean all the time
my brother told me there's people that have been playing league for 10 years that are silver
and I could I could see it happening like I get it now right oh gosh I can't hear
stop that over the game hold on wait I'm joining you I'm joining you case yes okay wait case
oh can you hear me okay it's good oh my god when you scream it has noise suppression
but you're good.
Wait, are we in?
13 minutes.
What did you say? Did you hear that in the mic?
No, I hear it in my game. I'm good.
Felix, Tiyachi, Stoner, Tether.
I went Felix.
Okay, if you go Felix, I go Stoner.
Jinx is low. You're gone for literally three months, by the way. You're out of here.
OOOH! Okay! This guy's got a fresh cut!
Okay, come on Stone.
Wait, Ken also chose Stone? No way.
There's another one.
I just got rid of about 10 people.
I just got rid of about 10 people. That's where I did.
I'm gonna keep going.
Wait, Kase, I can use my controller on this on PC, right?
Huh?
Yeah, I'm out here cooking every part on what they get. Yeah, I think you can. Yo, I'm going to turn the game down so I can hear K so about it. Yeah, this is a great, great idea because it is loud.
Let me tell you let's go 60 60. Let's go 55 overall. We'll go like lower on the dialogue. All right. This should be good. Chad. This should be good. KPM better. Yeah, but Chad, I'm just better on controller day.
All right. So bro working here. Okay, let me know when you're good to go. By the way, let me know when you're good to start.
Jack, you all here? I'm good now?
I know. You're the QI. Your life is my job.
Is Noah from the first game?
Let me catch somebody saying no. Let me catch somebody saying no. You think I'm playing. Let me catch somebody saying no.
Jack, is Noah from the first one?
You're dying. Everybody calm down for a second. I know I'm dying.
comes in neurotoxin, nitrogen levels saturate your flesh and prior joints are gone.
I'm gonna be messed up, my bad, I'm back.
Chad, you're telling me this.
I'm over here playing a mid, I'm playing like Whack-a-Mole in my chat over here.
You feel this.
Pfft, yo, stars with the five-thin' star.
And they know I ain't playin', hey!
Why, I said, because I know it's good now, and I said, hey, is it good now?
And somebody said, no, oh, you gone?
You talking about?
Bro, I thought you knew what it is.
Advisor shell was in the first game. This guy's voice sounds familiar
Bro, I'm like dying. We already have you
We aren't even to get the bladder first going or what? Yeah, let's go this way. I'll give you some tips cuz I played
yesterday
Okay
Wow
Wait, hey
Let me back out. Hold up. Let me back out
Are our guys slow walking to maximize aura or are they starving to death? Yeah, good. We're hurt. Yeah
Yeah, I'm like bleeding out my guys slow walking
Whoa, what is this?
In certain hands
or double yeah no yeah I swear I heard it double you heard it double yes maybe
case maybe crank your game down a tiny bit this exact specimen is growing in
the corner of my room I should probably clean your room then yeah hold up you
gotta clean clean your room I won't know unless the lady talks I can turn
Dialogue fall your way down you ain't gotta worry about that no more. We're good. Okay, so look it's a line. Oh
Yeah, you got the flares or another one for me. Oh, I threw it. Oh, no, oh god
It won't let me pick it up case up
What's up? I'm lighting the ship on fire. We'll let me pick it up. We hit this button. We're good. All right
Now look here. J. This is the opening sequence of the game, right? Yes, sir
jump out and look down and just just brave it out just brave it out yeah I
definitely have to that the last of phobia or whatever that is about me to
swim to the mark up you're way too deep it don't come back up we only got a few
breaths sorry bro graphics to look better than
subnautica one though my god yeah they claim the graphics to look really good
Let's go in here.
This is just the introduction now.
Set reprint points.
Should we do this or no?
Yeah, you can do that.
Customized pioneer.
Oh, I already did that.
I already did that.
Okay.
See, this is the thing that tells us the next steps.
There's one of the, yeah, there's one of these right here that tells us the next steps
of what to do.
So click that and then click the thing to the right and you'll start talking to us.
Noa image to the lifepod. Thank you. The sleep may was extremely confined.
Assess mission state. Let's assess it. Yeah, what's going on? Where are we?
There you go.
Why?
Okay, Jason, we have made a violent planet fall. I don't know the status of the pioneer
columnist the Chikada or the 40,000 souls stored in the Fort's memory. If we're
going to complete the mission to build a human future on the world you will have
to lead the way. Are you ready to begin? Yes, yes, if there's an option.
Well here's what's gonna happen. We got to swim around back here and we got to
unhook the lifod so we can get to the server so we can begin the adventure here.
It's released
It's released all right. I'm coming back in dick you feeling there. Yeah. All right, man. I'm coming in
I'm launching everything okay, so I'm launching everything. Hey, well wait on me wait on me wait on me
I was I didn't
Let's launch. Let's go. Oh my god. I lost everything
Okay
Here we go, baby
Wait, this is cinema wait, this is cinema
What?
Yeah, it is.
Wait, cinema!
This way till we get up top!
Are you still here, my game?
No, no, no, you're all good, brother.
Whoa.
Lights off, but how to have
Telosophobia.
I don't want to be lights off.
Wait, how do you pronounce it?
It's like you're saying
like Thanos?
Like Thanos?
Yeah, yeah.
Chat, I have Thalassophobia, guys.
I can't do this.
There you go.
Chat, I'm a scaredy cat.
Whoa.
Okay, this is kind of cinema.
I'm not gonna lie.
This is cinema.
All right.
Were you at?
Hey, so what the heck is this thing?
Oh, oh, that's the tree right there.
I have not been anywhere close.
Oh, you wanna talk about the tree?
No, no, I was talking about the gigantic tree.
Yeah, yeah.
I haven't been anywhere close to over there yet, so I haven't done too much, but you may
show you a few basics real quick.
Of course.
Yeah.
Okay.
And here's our storage, right?
You see this right?
This is going to be our early stores.
There's some food blocks.
I'm going to take one.
You take one.
Got it.
There you go.
And I hit tab to open her.
Were you on controller?
Yep.
Oh, then I could consume with a got it.
I got it.
Yeah.
Got it.
water. And now you may be thinking, well, there's water all out there. Good. No, watch
this. All right. As you can tell, it looks clean under here. Not gonna lie. Clean. Bro,
it does. Wow. So here's our water source, right? You see he's right here. He's called
a water slug. Pick him up. Let's go back to the pod. I could consume him for in the water
Okay
Yeah, you could but this is the better way. Okay bring it up in here. Should I just throw him in storage?
No, okay. Go here
You oh we're turning into water. Oh, I remember coming this and then what up?
But what up? Yeah, all the water on y'all go grab me a few too. Yeah, you probably
Yep, I'm gonna grab me a few
You know, that's a great idea. I'm gonna grab you as well. Yeah, I'm gonna grab me
So you gotta go zoom the water slug up and without crafting it
I'm assuming you get way less water right? I've never done it because I was a little too scared to do it
But you could try
No, I'm not even gonna try. You ain't gonna try. Yeah, I'm playing. Yeah
Well, I assume whatever takes more work is probably a better idea to be fast. That's a good philosophy to have
have. All right, so let's should we just keep going so we get like five waters each or something?
Yeah, let's do that. Okay, keep going. I'm assuming that things are just everywhere.
I found us a storage case. Is there new fishies in Subnautica too? Or is it all the OG ones?
Not all of us do. I see none from other games. New fishies. Okay. Yep. Fish. All right. Okay,
I got one of these see
For the first thing I noticed is the graphics actually look so much better. They actually look so good, bro
Yeah, not I do look good. Maybe also cuz last time I played like a year ago on some Monica. It was on console. Oh
Yeah
Hey, Jinxy come out come out here real quick. Yeah case. What's up, man?
It's I brought this up here. This is a another storage thing
So if you ever need to if our storage never gets full you can just drop stuff in there. Oh, it's like a mobile one
Yeah, wow, that's kind of OP. I've got some you have for long range travels
Yep, and when you're ever swimming in a cave or something look on the walls and try to grab like some or like copper or
titanium or something like that here
Wait, it only it only allowed me to pick up one of the water slugs not two at a time
Stop it. I think they just stack in the same inventory slot. Oh, okay. I got it
Beautiful absolutely beautiful. Yeah, you're right case. You're right. You're right. Yes. Okay. I have five waters
That all right. Okay. What should we do first? What did I do yesterday? Let me thank you
What should we do well, what did I do first yesterday? I sound like a jellyfish dude
Hey, don't get too close. You never know what might attack you
It's an optional tuning.
Oh yeah, first we need a scanner tool.
That will help us a lot because we can unlock other stuff.
Okay, so, Jinxie, do me a solid, right?
Yep, talk to me.
If you can find some titanium and some quartz and some copper,
and I'm going to do the same thing.
Oh, easy, bro. Yeah, I got you. Let me throw one more of these in.
Titanium or quartz or copper? Got it.
Yep, all of those.
those. Bro, this game sort of reminds me of like Minecraft hardcore survival, but underwater.
Yeah. No, that's that's good. Okay, big thing. The biggest, uh, most important tool that
we could get right now is indeed. Ma'am, can you please stop ma'am? Can you please stop
talking. Man, man, I got titanium. Do you know what that? Yeah, you get titanium. All right,
yeah, I also got quartz as well. You can never have too much titanium. I had to break the course.
Yeah, we need a we need a multi tool. That's the first thing we need to multi tool. Wait, when
you break, when you break a quartz, is it broken or can you pick up the fragments? I think it picks
it up automatically unless your inventory is full. Oh, okay. You're right. You're right.
I'm sorry. Okay. When you come back, use your, uh, your, your, uh, your titanium to make a multi
tool. That's your first, uh, thing. Got it. Titanium to make a multi tool. Okay. Yeah.
And I'm going to start working on trying to make a scanner as well.
All right. Beautiful.
He forced the battery to be deep.
What have us?
We're doing good here, Jinxie.
We're doing good.
There's nothing bad happened yet or ever for that matter.
I'm not saying nothing bad is going to happen in general,
but yet, just saying.
We did that.
What am I hearing?
Hold on.
Ray Case, what do you want me to craft again?
A multi-tool.
Can you do that with one titanium or now?
I'm afraid not.
How many titanium do I need for that?
I think it's either three or four.
Yeah, I don't have enough resources.
Yeah, it's three.
OK.
How much more do I need?
Just have them in you can grab.
I'm looking for course, too, because the quicker
that we get the scanner, the quicker
that we could get other tools to help us.
You know what I'm saying?
Yep, got you.
Yeah, the more tools, the faster you just progress.
Exactly. Where is the Corks? I remember where I was finding a Corks at. I got another Corks case. Bet. I think I've already gotten three.
You can't talk to a Corks. No, I have five Corks, bro. Five. Oh, you're cooking! That shouldn't be enough.
Rose the court's counselor up in this time.
I found a couple too.
Yeah, they look really distanced.
Like they look really weird.
You can see them from the door.
Yeah.
I'll come back.
I just heard something.
I think I'm getting attacked.
I don't know what that is.
Oh, Lord.
Are you good?
There's a fish over here.
Chase, be willing to eat me, bro.
Wait, am I dead?
Am I dead?
No, you're good.
Oh, my goodness.
You got to be kidding me.
Chase, did you die?
No, I'm good.
I'm 100% good.
Okay.
It don't want that smoke with me. Just be careful. Come back
Okay, what should I do yet?
Okay, what should I do with five quarts glass?
No, I just put them in storage for now. Okay. Got you. Yes, sir
Okay, when you go outside be careful because there's a
I'm good to take it was a creature hold on let me um make a cut look at me uh oh I gotta
get some of the acidic things real quick hang on okay storage is looking clean I'm putting
all my stuff into the storage right now so I can quickly craft stuff let me go get some
of them pink things so I can make it back.
Be careful there. I got another course case.
I wonder if they make it harder for two players, like if there's more
monsters and stuff, or if it's the same as single player.
So it's just easier as two players.
I do not understand the amount of danger that you were just in.
It was like you were like a zebra in the Sahara Desert, and there was a lion
10 feet from you and just chose not to eat you alive.
That is that was just chasing me was just hovering right above you
and just watched you swim by and didn't even do that.
What?
That is insane.
That's actually crazy.
Well, look at this fish.
Is this friendly case, this big guy?
Which one?
He's huge.
I don't know if he's friendly.
I'm going to be honest.
I'm assuming to stop the sheer size of him,
he's not friendly.
Yeah, yeah, it's usually best to just assume
that something's not friendly.
Keep you alive longer.
Now, what happens if you die?
Do you respawn, but you lose all your stuff?
I'm not bragging or nothing, but uh, I don't know die or I've never died. Yeah.
I ain't trying to brag or nothing, but I can't answer that question. I'm afraid
I'm about to die so much stuff in here.
Yeah, I'm about to die. Okay. Now I'm good. All right. We're good. I'm working on making this a scanner now.
Okay, I'm just gonna keep getting materials and throwing it in there. Okay. I love I love that
Okay, I'm just gonna keep farming
Battery courts here though
Jinxi I got us a scanner. You gonna make you a scanner too cuz I'm nice. Yes. Yes, bro
Please dude. I yo, I don't want to brag but I actually scanned the Reaper Leviathan and Sagnatica one I
Scan the Reaper Leviathan and live to tell the tale. Yes, uh-huh. I swear. I swear to God
We'll give me that you scan. I
scanned the Reaper Leviathan
Okay, when you come back to storage Jinxi there is a scan gun in there
pick it up and every new thing that you see scan it and it will unlock so if you
see like some metal salvage on the ground scan it and it'll unlock more
tool blueprint scores that we can craft for later got it wait case should I make
the multi-tool now whoa whoa look at this guy bro look at this guy right here
Hey buddy, look at him case. Look at the little sweetie pie.
Where?
Oh, ow, ow, he hit me, he hit me. What the-
Oh, look, you gotta get out of there.
He has two faces. What is that?
Oh, he scared me yesterday. Okay, go in there, go in the storage and grab that scanner that I made you.
Oh, that guy looks so friendly in the storage.
Yeah, I got the same thing yesterday.
I grabbed the scanner case. I grabbed it.
Okay, now remember everything new that you see right click hold it and scan it and it'll unlock all like recipes and stuff or
Wait case. How do I oh, I moved to my quick slot. Okay, we're doing good so far
Now let that be a lesson to you Jinxie nothing in this world is friendly
Your case, how do you access your quick slot your quick slot?
Skrull wheel. Oh
Oh god. Shadow of control.
Okay, Troll is probably R2 or something like that, maybe R1? Ski? Something like that?
Oh no.
Wait, I need to make the multi-tool too.
Wait, D-pad? No, it's not.
Yeah, make you a multi-tool.
Oh, left on the D-pad. Okay, come on, that guy.
Alright, can I make the multi-tool on the fabricator?
Yes, you most certainly can.
And now-
Beautiful.
Okay. I need some Lucifer rot-sack.
I'm gonna go grab some Lucifer what back so case one question. I know how to use the scanner from the last of not a cop
But how do I use the multi tool?
Just swing that thing
What do you do it just it just it just breaks up it breaks up like if something needs broke you just you just hit
Right click or whatever it is on the controller and it'll so it's sort of like a pickaxe or Minecraft
Exactly. Got it. Man, my inventory is full. Hold on, I gotta come back.
Chad, what's wrong with y'all?
I feel like we're already making pretty good progress so far.
And nothing's, no, none of us have died yet either.
Yep. Yep. Emphasis on the yet though.
We don't know what we're gonna run into out here.
Bro, I'm assuming if we go to that tree, we would just die to like radiation or something like that.
Yeah, I have no idea what's going on with that. No idea.
I'm gonna just assume we would instantly die in radiation. Yep. Okay. Hold on. Let me uh, let me think of what I need to do next
What was I doing? Oh, yeah, it's gonna get some Lucifer want sack
Hold up go grab somebody. Whoa, there's some big fish here. Hey be careful. You go on there
I thought she's way, okay, did you go to this crashed boat yet or no?
Yeah, I haven't really explored it too much
But uh, yeah, you can go over there
Bro, I have a feeling there's always like the best stuff in these things. Yeah, there there is once you get a scanner
You scan stuff in it helps a lot
Now if I remember correctly if you scan stuff doesn't it make it to where you now you're able to craft it or something?
Yes, exactly. Yeah, got it
Bro, I'm gonna go to this thing. Whatever this is looks so cool. Chad
What is this?
It's getting dark. I don't want you down here, nothing the the darker it is like is it the more monsters there are I
Don't know but I know it's more scary either way
Okay, let me see here. What was I about to make a air bladder I scan the angel cone
Oh, we got crates here.
Whoa.
Hey, I'm making me some, uh, I'm making a habitat builder.
We can do that now.
Yeah.
We need one more piece of it though because it needs two pieces to scan.
My chat is saying touch the pink thing, which means I'm not going to do it.
Well, no, dude, it gives you extra power.
Wait, really?
Yeah, I would not lie to you.
Don't chat with me.
Kill or something.
No.
This is the one situation where they're actually trying to help.
Beautiful.
Come on, everybody.
Whoa.
Look at this puppy.
Hammerhead.
Chat, look at this puppy.
Wow.
I'm making another banner.
I'm about to go handle some being this over here like I did yesterday.
Splash.
Go over here.
Scan the Titan Rock 4.
Scan the what?
Titan Rock 4.
I don't know.
It's some huge rock.
Whoa, was that the hammer out of the scantra?
It's a giant.
Call an instruction.
OK.
It looks like nothing.
It should have been main habitat.
Be careful wherever you are.
Wait, K-Song.
I don't need you to dial me.
What's up?
What is this?
What is it?
This is the most insane thing I've ever seen in my life.
It's like a flying fish.
I don't know how else to explain it.
Oh, get a flail?
But I have to go to this one.
Chat, what is this?
Get a blimp.
The blimps are colder friendly.
Brother, it's like a flying fish.
What?
Yeah, there's some blimp action.
Hyche here.
Okay, so it's a Hyche in.
A Hyche in.
Really cool, Chad.
That is one of the coolest things.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie.
This is not a cause kind of cooking so far.
Yeah, it's a great game.
Bro, that was not in the last of not a cause.
I didn't see it in the game.
I'm gonna play on six hours.
Yeah, no, I wasn't in there.
All right, we're doing good.
I'm just waiting on day time again.
Why don't they splash them like that?
They're kind of cooking with these.
Ta-da.
There were rumors about the DSF when it spread,
so they downloaded a file.
Case, I think we're looking really good right now, bro.
We are.
Titanium ingot, titanium ingot.
I remember those literature crap.
Where did you get the titanium ingot from?
It was only one.
It was inside of his box over here.
Where you at?
OK, so I'm kind of just cooking.
Not all of us would want to go in.
Now that I said that, I'm probably gonna die.
It started with the top, but it's trouble done.
You good over there?
Oh, no.
Bro, wait, you're kidding me.
You're kidding me.
Ah!
No!
Don't get over there, don't die on me now.
I won't die.
I believe everything.
Yo, Kase, is that supposed to be Saturn up there?
It was the fields of the ocean.
Where?
Brother, look at the planet.
Oh my gosh.
Oh no, that's, uh, that's Mercury right there.
I'm not a geographical expert, but I don't think that's Mercury.
You don't think so?
No.
It looks like Jupiter and Saturn if they had a baby, but I think it's hypnotically
like an alternative universe or something.
Yeah we are.
Okay, what was I about to do?
I'm going absolutely ham with this scanner right now.
now dude I've scanned like half the game that's what we need to be doing I
like that I'm gonna go try to find some silver I'm gonna I'm gonna catch some
fish so I can make food I think that's okay so I'm gonna start reconvening back
to you because it's dark and I'm scared whoa yeah it's we should be getting a
daytime pretty so I'm gonna go try to look for some silver real quick yo chat
Is that a Leviathan?
No, right?
What?
Bro.
Oh, no, okay.
I'm tweaking.
Bro, you're tweaking?
I was about to say you better get out of there.
What?
The perspective I had of it looked like a Leviathan's face, but it was a small fish.
I'm just stupid.
Okay, so I made it back.
I scanned a lot of stuff and I picked up some fish for food.
Bet.
Oh, and I got the other thing that was really good.
The, um...
Check what did I get?
Oh, you got the titanium ingot.
ingot. I'm gonna throw that in the storage case and then throw the corpse in
there. Yeah, I'm currently looking for some uh some silver. I forgot where it
was. I heard something. What was that?
I don't remember coming up. Yo, I just heard something. I actually shouldn't eat
this yet. Bro, I want to crash down something massive. Somebody just say massive.
What?
I'm sorry.
Okay.
The what?
Uh, low taper painted green.
It's still massive.
The what?
You know what?
I'm pushing 30.
I need to stop.
Okay.
So I just crafted a bunch of food, by the way.
Okay.
So how does an oily salad sound?
Does that sound like?
How does that work?
Okay, so I just crafted a bunch of food by the way
Okay, so how does an oily salad sound does that sound like what?
oily salad
You know what you say cap that don't sound that bad I
Wouldn't say cap
You know what though? I'm gonna be honest
To each his own different strokes for different folks. I've had salads a couple time in my life
I do not like
I had salad one time in my life and I didn't like it. I'll tell you this right here a
Salad is only as good as the type of lettuce that has in it
Yeah, lettuce is the only thing I like about salad because I love the texture of it. I love lettuce
Do you know
What do you say the chicken sandwich from Wendy's well, they got some good lettuce they put on that time
Yes, yep
You didn't pay attention nothing I just did you just been chicken sandwich from Wendy's with the lettuce
Yeah, that's like you was on the call with somebody. Yeah, you're like, yeah, yeah, wait. No, but case
Do you have chick filet in Arkansas? Yeah
Really, do you like it? Yeah, I do like chick filet. Yeah. I
Love chick filet dude. I will say it
Do I think it's overrated? I do think it's overrated. Yeah, I think it's really good. I do think it's really good
Yeah, both of the things you just said or come from what is shocking me. I'm getting electrified zapped. What is that?
Both of the things you just said are absolutely true because it's chick-fil-a good. Yes, it's chick-fil-a disgustingly overrated. Yes. Oh
Absolutely, I mean absolutely it is bro. Do you know what's overrated about it? Is the freaking waffle fries, bro?
I like my fries crispy and hard. I like my fries crispy and hard
I don't like soggy waffle fries because after six minutes the waffle fries are just wet
You know, that's the way I love you're gonna agree with this or not. You know, there's no rated curly fries
Yep, curly fries are disgustingly overrated. Yo, the best fries ever are straight hard
salty and crispy
those are the best fries in the world straight hard crispy and
salty
Yo, I think I thought another this this looks promising chat. Does this not look promising? You like steak fries
Wait
What is a steak fried like that like the boss?
Pick the sticker fries a little bit. Oh
Yes, like the thick cut ones. Yes, they kind of look like wedges. Yeah, my brother makes those homemade. Oh my god
I like those are good
Okay. Wait, scan a acidic rayon pouch. Cut with survival multi-tool. I'm gonna scan it
then cut it. Yep, you use those for batteries. Got it. Huge. Absolutely huge. Okay, what
was on the process of doing? I always go find the collect stuff and then by the time I get
back with the stuff I collected I forgot what I was trying to do. Oh yeah, fun to get
Feel me a chat was that not an absolutely huge play right there? Oh, what is this?
Habitat builder I already scan one of these
Okay, oh, no, no, I'm good. Oh, yeah, wait case. I found an even cooler blimp
Okay, I'm not gonna lie. So not a contuse like drop to a pretty cool star. Jesus. Oh, no
Look at all this. I forgot where the silver. So I'm gonna look over here. Was this over this way?
Okay, I will. I need to scan this. Yeah. Wait, actually, chat, let me scan that.
Ah, not him again. You good? The four eye guy is not friendly. He bit me last time.
Oh yeah. No, he got problems. Scan it again. Okay.
You're not going to get eaten over there, are you, Jinxie?
No.
Wait, Kase, how do I see my health bar?
Oh, I see.
I see.
Never mind.
Got it.
Yeah.
The green one's health.
The orange one's food and the blue one's water.
Bottle of water.
Can I get a bottle of water?
So how's your legal legends journey treating you so bad?
I want to die.
I'm miserable.
and I hate every game that I play,
but I can't stop playing the game.
I played the game off stream case.
So if you realize how bad that is.
Yep.
I played two games off stream this morning
and emptied my team both games.
Did you really?
Yes.
I'm literally a part of poop on that game.
Yeah, I hate to hear that.
My last game of League of Legends I played,
I actually played a little bit off stream last night too.
I went 16 and four as Garrett.
What?
Yep, I carried, straight up carried.
wait case case case case case do you see where I am case case you surround on
the map yeah in here but our inventory is full we can come back and get those
whatever something good in here your chat where was that thing that I passed
we need to find that I have a way to fragment that thing if we can get that
thing completed that's going to be huge for us. I have a lot to flash by for it as well.
Got another battery. We're cooking here, Jinxy. We're cooking. Yep. Go to the bio lab. Okay.
Yo, case. I don't know if you've been in here, but this looks really promising. I just...
Where you at? Yo, we can use the bio lab in here.
I didn't find this yesterday when I played what is this bro I can dash in any direction
to avoid predators now what yeah there's a passive building on the other page you can
get to grab it too I'm gonna do oh to control chat I think that's more important bro there's
abilities yeah dude look at it look if a predator is chasing me look oh my god
that's actually insane yeah you get dashed on them bro it's like a dash in
league kids literally the same thing yeah oh man does your life has been
devolved into league references yeah I need to stop wait shout I should scan the
the biolabs so we can craft it later, no?
Shouldn't I scan it?
I don't know where I'm at.
Should I go?
Hauser, I'm all the way in Timbuktu.
And there ain't no silver.
OK, so I feel like every time you say you're dead,
I have the utmost faith that you'll never die,
Kasey, because you're the coolest human ever
when it comes to playing video games.
I appreciate that.
There's a 0% chance you die tonight, Kase.
I'm not even getting 0%.
I don't know about zero, but maybe a little lower.
No, I'm saying 0%, bro.
Chad, I'll take the over.
You know what?
I don't think you're going to die either.
Mi-ho.
Why are you laughing?
Wait, Chad, well, let me scan it.
Well, let me scan it.
Oh, I think this is the area that the silver's in.
I mean, that the lead is in.
Okay, so the phase of the game we're in right now, we're just swimming around and picking
up stuff.
Ooh, what is this?
Another wakemaker fragment.
If we get one more of those, we're gonna have the little Zoomy thing and we can swim around
wake back.
Bro, I'm dashing around like this is actually insane.
Yeah.
I'm unkillable with this now.
Okay, hold on
Is this there?
We're not inventory school. Should we just craft stuff?
Yeah, you could just do it all tools you can get
Yeah, I need to store things in base and then craft some stuff because my inventory school. I'm like these right now
I like that
The silver's down here is there some silver down here there is some silver down
I
Turbine
Whoa, look at this thing. Yeah, look at this
This is definitely aggressive you can tell oh
Right now cook it. I tell you oh
No, I'm cooked what happened. There's a there's a just a creature on me. I
Hate them I
I need to get back to the base dude. Jesus. I do too soon. I'm out of oxygen. I'm out of air. Ah, I need to store stuff in inventory and craft stuff
I was left in a second away from ground and I'm good though
You know what was that? You know what just flew across your room, bro. Oh
Oh, I dropped the bottle cap, bro. You know one thing I noticed about some not a case what?
When it's not terrifying, it's like the coziest game you'll ever play but when it is terrifying
It's literally a horrible. Yeah, not literally. It's it's also theoretically
Technically a horror game. I would say
So wait, what should we craft case? What do you think? I'm about to come back to base right now
Give me one second. We'll figure that out next. Do you have a?
I think there's all three pieces to the wakemaker right there that is insane.
That took me like two hours to get that yesterday.
Beautiful work, guys.
Bro.
You remember the speed glide from the first game?
Yeah.
That was the thing that you could jump in, right?
And it goes fast with something.
Wow.
That was the Seamoth.
This is like that little thing you held in your hands and it like glided you up.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
And then the Seamoth was the upgrade of that, right?
Yeah, pretty much
Yep
Go 750 meters east there's a friend waiting for you. Yeah, we're good on that big dog appreciate you though
Okay, so we make the the habitat builder the scanner or the flashlight
You do need a air bladder make you a air bladder I
Don't have enough resources. I need rubber. Do you have rubber or no? I
I could probably make something to check we have no rubber right now
Check
Okay, let's see if I can make you some rubber real quick. I can't where's all the Lucifer what's that?
Hold up. Is there any storage?
Bro, this thing is so intimidating this ginormous tree
Yeah, no idea it is creepy. There's like 85 Leviathans on that
Okay, so you need some Lucifer rot sack
so
It's like a little orange orb they're on the surface it looks like a plant, but it's an orange ball
Orange ball. Oh my god. Oh, and you can make rubber out of those. All right got it
I
Call Lucifer right sack and it's a orange ball and that's how you make rubber. Yes
Think I found it yeah, I found it. Yeah was quick. What was there silver over where I just came from?
Bro wait wait wait wait wait my image was some fool. What? Let me drop this. You're a total fool. I
Need some silver
I'm gonna go try to find some silver real quick. If I die, do I only need one of these
case? Uh, you grab a few. Oh my lord! Sorry. Broken produces own energy with that one.
hook bro up to a hook bro up to an iterator
but wait I got the rubber I got the rubber
bit
please
yes yes yes beautiful baby
I'm not going all the way down there you got me messed up I need to find some silver
Done, baby. Let's go. I got an air bladder. Now case. What does this one do?
What does this one do when you're really you can stay under water for longer and when you like have five air left
You right-click when you hold it in your hand and it just shoots you to the surface immediately
Highlights what?
What happened you good over I don't know
well I was over doing in the top left middle you need to talk to that I what
I yeah that's how you continue the quest but for now we're kind of just like
getting resources and stuff
I
Tell how I was I said hi high-fives case. I said hi
Did he say hi back?
Yes
Don't lie to me now
No, well now he did now. He did now. He did put that on so I swear
Wait, so put that on hold all your light
On my life, he said I. Wait, this is OP, case. You could like never die with this thing.
Now hold your horses now. I don't know about never.
Whoa. Genetic adaptation?
I just got copper, I just got copper, well I'm scarred for life, so I think you're gonna
die, if you see a little worm on the floor and it looks like a little glowing worm do
Do not walk up to it.
Walk up to it.
Do not swim up to it.
Okay, got it.
A little worm swimming worm?
Yeah.
No, it's like on the ocean floor.
Oxygen.
Whatever you do, don't go up to it.
Bro, this thing is so weak.
Oh my God.
What?
I could just literally float up on two oxygen.
Yeah, no, it's really good.
And if you're ever in a situation to where you can't like get to the surface like you're going to cave you can
Hit another button on it. It lets you inhale the air that's in and it gives you a little longer
How do I do my inventory oh there we go what that's how
Sorry
Frozen how does he view his inventory?
Whoa
What is this is this the void over here?
This is the void. Oh my goodness. I'm gonna avoid that
All right, I just picked up I'm just gonna pick up
Do you hear that's it?
No, no, no, what'd you say case man? No, I see it's it's ruined now
Wait, what happened? What happened?
Bro, I got I got four quarts
I'm like, yo, is this the void?
And I was like, oh, it is the void.
I'm going to avoid that.
Oh, okay.
It was like, it was like a play on words there.
You didn't think it was funny, did you?
No, it was.
It was funny.
Whoa!
Case them in the wind gusts.
Case them!
Just be careful.
What in the world is that?
Yeah, it'll take you.
Just let it take you.
Whoa.
Should I follow it or no?
Just go with the flow.
You know what, Chad?
I'm going deep.
Did you not hear what I just said, Jinxie?
Yeah, what's up?
Man...
I'm going crackin' some shit, bro.
I said just go with the flow, get it?
Cause you're in a flow without water?
Oh my god, you actually are quick on your feet, dude.
That one went right over my head also.
Yo, K-So, I'm about to do something insane, by the way.
I'm gonna make a play.
I might die.
No, I don't do that. Don't dial me. Whoa! What is that? I'm getting hit!
It's like an egg sack.
You can't just act like a creature off of me, bro!
Yo, chat, I guarantee you I died here. I could just have a feeling.
No, you're good.
Bro this area is absurd. Whoa, whoa, holy crap, dude
What's going on over right look I'm in the Mariana's trench right now
Kelby maybe it's just night outside everything looks cool
I feel like I'm Nemo.
Yeah, I'm a bit serious here a little bit.
Whoa.
Bro, there's gotta be something insane here, Chad.
your chat you can just tell by how this thing looks. There's gonna be something
that's so worth.
If I can find a way to get in. Is there a way to get in here? Good God! Bro it's
locked up like a box chat. I don't think I can get in here. Let's like a slip in
from under wait were you at nine not case I'm down here now don't die okay you
know what I won't die bro I'm trying to get into this boat but I just don't
think there's a way I think I need a key or something to unlock the door or
something oh that was the lucifer want sack bro it's so pretty over here oh my
god Chad so pretty jazz anybody beat some not a thing oh what is that what
What is that?
Get help!
Help!
Why are you doing this?
What just happened?
A parasite.
Bro, a parasite.
Why?
So, I was literally like, whoa, it's so pretty over here.
And then some-
Is he chasing me?
Oh my god.
You good?
Okay.
I'm not going to lie, I did forget this was a horror game for a minute there.
I'm good now?
I'm good now.
I think I'm good now.
If you need help, remember you might have a med kit in your inventory there.
You know, that is a great call out and I don't, but I know it's in the storage.
Let me pop some water and then let me pop some oily salad.
So let me pop some water.
Wait, why did my-
Get a little bit more water.
What's it in me?
Bro, stop hitting me, you weirdo!
You know what just for that you didn't scan you didn't scan
What is it is it the blue and yellow off this yes, yes
Yeah, I hate so I got it. I got him bro. Okay, so you gotta there. He's literally elite bro
This guy's crafty. Oh my god
Everything his name is a nibbler mango. I'd be mad at the world too if that was my name. What a loser
Exactly. That's like the worst name you could have ever spawned in with as a fish
No, it's crazy. Imagine being named the Reaper Leviathan and then your next-door neighbor is the nibbler mango
Yeah, fact. It's like, oh, this dude's a non-thread over here. I'd rather be the Reaper Leviathan, dude. Yeah, he do
I
Need some more days bro. I just completely throws up and just now realize I could have dashed that entire time
I was too busy screaming. I could have literally just dash
Yep
Well, this is like the most common thing in the world there ain't none directly beside me nowhere come on
Okay, is there anything else I should make I have the multi-tool. I don't have the flashlight
I don't know the habitat builder you can do like fins in the air tank. I actually just crafted the upgraded air tank for me, too
Okay fins you think yeah fins are a air tank. Yeah, fins are easy to make oh
I just literally need rubber and fiber. Okay, oh
Easy
Alright. I should not have popped that one. Alright. Let's find the the what is it called
case the sack bot or something? What? What sack? Is that summer? I need to find that
thing for the rubber. Yeah, they glow. They're glowing. They're like orange glowing balls
on the bottom. They're easy to see. They're glowing. I actually found some over here. So
I'm going to just see if there's more.
Because I know I didn't do this.
You're going to see?
Yeah, because I remember last time I went here,
I didn't fully loot it.
You're going to see if they're around there?
I'm about to get out this Discord call.
I'm just going to sit there.
Bro, take it!
Take it!
What?
I did it!
Why'd you laugh at it?
OK, fine.
I will laugh.
I got you.
Whoa!
Bro, I just, my problem is I like exploring too much.
I found a flashlight.
Oh my God!
Wait, that means I got it now, right?
Do I have it now?
Bro, Keso, by the way, I just found matter.
Keso, I found Matter Daddy.
You just found what?
I found Matter Daddy in this tunnel.
Here, I'm going to scan it.
All right, hopefully that matters later.
Whoa!
I'm poisoned, I'm poisoned.
Bro, the thing is chat, I wander.
I'm a wanderer.
I'm too much of a wanderer.
To place a monoclonid, I will be a mean.
I wonder what we're going to find out there.
I might find...
I
Didn't get that one I saw I would have laughed when I didn't get it
Bro, where is this frickin rotsack? It's orange glowing
I swear it was around here Chad am I tweaking?
I swear it was.
Oh!
Found it!
Yes!
I knew it!
I freaking knew it Kase.
I knew it was here.
Yeah you did.
Yeah.
Arrgh!
Let me do that.
Arrgh!
Oh!
Yo you're nasty, huh?
Dude, I think I got stomach acid today.
Good job.
I think I got a stomach acid today. Good. Long worm disease
I'm gonna build us a little house right here
Just a little small okay, so there's so many rock sacks here, but I'm just gonna stop it for you
Yeah, ain't nothing like a good old rock sack buddy. Let me tell you
Is his courses useless like my chat saying to drop courses are they pretty much useless?
Now, you just put them in the little storage, the little floating containers.
Me help, but I don't see any around here.
They're right beside our base.
The floating containers, don't you come up?
Okay, got it. I will.
Dude, this game's very, like, peaceful, so you actually do forget it's a horror game.
Yeah, I feel something pops off.
Yeah like I just went about 40 minutes completely forgetting this is a horror
game and then I got viciously attacked by something. Yeah nah they'll do it to
you. Okay I'm gonna put it in these little containers case. Alright bet. I
I haven't scanned a room yet.
Tonight.
Time.
Okay, so do you know that song?
Time.
What?
It's never time at all.
You never ever leave.
Do you know that song?
No.
What?
I don't know what that is.
What?
I'm not gonna lie.
Chat come on, dude
What is it what is that dude? It's like one of the greatest pieces of music ever created
Who sings it smashing pumpkins?
No, I never heard that what
No, wait horrible singing all right
Hey, so by the way, dude, I've heard you sing were you in like the opera or something bro?
No, I didn't get put in a holler when you said
Um, I think it was the strawberry cheesecake one dude. You sounded like Adele
You literally use that strawberry cheesecake. He sounded like Adele Chad. I'm not even kidding. I get that all the time
That's my homie right there
Okay, wait, I need to make rubber, you know, we got a duo album coming out soon. What? Yep
Yep, okay, I need to craft this I need to craft this
You got Adele what do you say case
What kind of suit do I have Adele
wait chat did I miss the joke again oh uh Dell oh what kind of computer you got
what kind of computer you got a Dell dude I'm gonna be honest I don't know if
my brain's lagging or something cuz I've been shooting for 10 hours but I have
literally missed every day it's okay chat I think my brain exploded now you
just don't take they funny what it is no no no I didn't get that one I didn't
get it I didn't get it no I understand I understand the joke now a Dell
computer I'm saying in the heat of the moment I didn't understand it bro I
still need more rubber say you swear I swear you do I need more of the route
sack like the funniest name ever yeah I like that oh I mean like that but no I
like I like I like me some rock sack I think I found something valuable it's a
very helpful item. Ow, ow, ow! What the heck is that? What are you at? Bro, I just went
to go get an acidic thing and like took a bunch of damage. I was at the green mist.
Yeah. If it was the green mist, yeah. What was I doing? Oh yeah, making water. Yeah,
Yeah, I need to find more of those. Let me actually lock in for a second.
Oh, I see one of the distance chat. You guys see that?
Unpink.
It literally said acid.
Yeah, but, oh wait, you actually got a point there.
What's up?
Not, someone in my chat just bit ball.
I gotta say, I hope you ain't listening to nothing from chat because, you know, they're going to steer you wrong every time.
Yeah, literally dude, 100%.
Yep.
You know, I would say 80% of the chat is probably just
rage baiting.
10% of it is gap in thinking they know what they're talking
about.
And then the other 10% is actually
they know what they're talking about.
Ooh, that's a bold 10%.
I would say it's 1% that I actually know what to call mine.
No, I would say about one in every nine tips
is actually useful.
I'm not kidding.
I was going to take this step farther,
one out of every thousand.
So, Chat, is there any human beings you think
that have beat Subnautica yet?
There's no way, right?
Cause isn't it like 30, 40 hours to beat?
30, 40 hours?
Well, isn't that how long Ken took, Chat?
Didn't Ken take 40 hours?
Yeah.
Dude, you don't know Ken, Kaseo.
You can do him?
What?
I'm like, what?
But Ken has CTE agency. Yeah, I know, but it's the thing. I'm pretty sure
Realistically bro, if you're telling me somebody already beats up not a good dude at that point. Is it even enjoyable?
What dude wash your butt?
Take a shower. Hello. Oh
My god, wait case I should I craft the standard air tank or the fins? Yeah, you probably go air tank first not a lot. Got it
The game isn't even done yet. Yeah, I know but the early access is done, right?
Do you solve the lane jokes? That's the last message you're ever typing in here, Jeff.
Oh, I have two air tanks. I crafted two. Jesus.
Nice.
Well, hey, if you ever need a backup air tank, I got one.
that I
was well bro what is this things like zapping me what oh another battery
clean
you can't stand it and you can't farm so it's an impenetrable force of aura yes
What is Sophie and Quaker yapping about yeah, why are they yapping? They talk for a while not a lot
They talk for a while
Okay, I'm pretty sure
But my brain is just completely fine at this point. I feel that
That's what a long day of League of Legends are doing for you. Yep. Literally exactly I
I think you've been playing jungle?
Dude, yes bro. I've been playing...
Bro, I went from Master Yi to Warwick.
Ugh, you play Boer Weezy?
Yes. Wait, K-Zo, what do you play? Do you just play Garen?
No, uh, here's the ones I play. Top lane, right?
But you're top lane me? You only play top lane?
Yeah.
But if I have secondary support, if I have to go with secondary, I'll go with support.
I go
If I if I don't go a tank if my team don't need a tank I
go gangplank
Or get what?
And if I need if we need like a little tank I'll go Mundo
I've been liking some Tom kinks to not gonna lie
This guy in my chat just said I played against peso and whipped him in top lane. His name is a master
And your absolute dreams you did bud.
And your dreams.
Wait, Tam can't you support you Kato you play support you.
No, I play Tom can't stop.
What?
What's wrong with you Kato?
I just want my Tam can't support.
No, if you saw my map, this was what Tom can't stop you would change your tune real quick.
Dude, you need damn can't support though.
No, you be show you?
Bro, I'm not gonna play any night.
I'm not gonna play any night.
Wait, what do you have right now?
Hold it up.
I'll tell you what I'll be doing with Tom kids in the top lane.
Dude, look, as long as you just say that you never play support, I'm good.
Because it's not the idea of playing support that I care about.
the people who play support, who feel the audacity to just spam their keyboard and blame everyone
else for the results of the game, when their entire job is to shield their ADC and shut up.
I can't stand it. No case though, we gotta get on lead soon, dude. I'm actually getting better now.
I'm down whenever you want to. Okay, let me see case. Yep, I'm down literally any night.
All right, Kase, I'm going.
I'm in here.
You're in here?
Look at it.
Look at my time.
I'm playing 11-5, 5-1, 10-0.
Get off me.
You went 16-4 on Karen.
Oh my god.
Yes, I most certainly did.
Wait, Kase, you're silver, too.
Wait, are you in your peak rank right now?
Yeah.
You've played 150 games this season.
No, no, no.
That was a few months ago.
I had a little league addiction going on, but I play I ain't played. I just stopped again
dude wait
Because you're silver and I'm iron so we'd be in bronze lobbies you would mall case
Let me know whatever you want to play some league. I'm down whenever. All right
Sounds like a plan. I didn't want to play at first. I didn't want to like sell your elo
But I'll still sell now, but I'll be better now like I'll be better
I
Okay
Yeah, don't tell me we'll play this week 100% oh
Y'all trying to make a base, but I don't have it. I haven't stand a what I haven't scanned a room yet
That's got sharp pain in the right side of my head. I'm dying Jinx. He held me
No, bro, that might you might just need it might be a migrant you might just need
But apparently, Advil's bad for you.
I actually don't know about that one.
Chad, I feel bad for you.
Yes.
Why?
Chad, what's the reason?
But then again, everything's bad for you.
Bro, people say drinking water out of a plastic bottle is bad for you because of the microplastics.
We all gotta go someday anyways.
Yeah, you ain't mad.
Like my gosh.
Yeah, I do anything in the chat brah any goober talk about oh, that's actually bad for you, bro. Do I care?
Wait case what I need for fiber what I need to find a banana oh fibrous pulse
Okay, oh you mean in the game. Yeah, them them pulp things
Okay, okay, let me find the pulse chat
Microplastics? Yeah they only talk about microplastics. Yeah. Bro, I'll care about no microplastic, dude.
Yeah dude, we all gotta kick the bucket someday. I'm gonna enjoy my bottle of water.
Or my bottle of Gatorade. Like who cares? What you do, what your bottles after you're done?
You remember you told me you take them out to the ocean and you dump them when you're done with them?
I NEVER SAID THAT! What? Oh, I was supposed to leak my bath.
Oh dude look I just read the case. I haven't seen you in like an hour in here dude. What's up? Yeah, we've been getting blinded bro
We've been grinding. Yep. I just need to find those
Fiverr things. Yep
Wait, they're like the little gray rocks right yeah, you know the things that the orange falls where he's getting the things from
Yeah, yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Those are in you just hit it with your multi-tool
it does it turn into one it'll turn into one got it great comps what was I doing oh yeah
I'm looking for I'm trying to scan a room so I can build us a little creole right only
get scared when it's night time dude oh my gosh I just wait you see devoid wait what is
It's scary, I'll tell you that much.
I'm gonna go over here.
Okay, so when you were a kid, were you scared that there was like monsters under your bed,
or were you ever scared that if you walked upstairs that a demon was chasing you?
Only at night time, though.
Well, first and foremost, I'd never been in a house with stairs in it until I was in my adult years.
Okay, but like I mean any staircase like ever in the night time. I would tell you this I was really scared of like a dark room
Yes, like if my parents wasn't home or something I was in the house by myself
And there'd be like a room dark and I'd just like just sitting in the living room
I looked over to the left and like one of the rooms wouldn't have the lights on I'd be like
I gotta go turn that light on okay, so did you have a nightlight when you were a kid or no
I still do to this day. Oh you do I kind of do too. I just kind of use my TV as like a night life
Yeah, no, I sleep with a salt lamp every night
Bro these acid things are
Every night I sleep with a salt lamp I ain't ashamed of it
Whoa whoa something's on me
I'm trapped under a rock oh my god. Don't die get out of there. I think I'm dead actually hold up. No
Stay alive. That's the thing
Oh
My god, I can't stand him. He's made too strong
I'm coming, hold up!
He's making a song to scam.
I'm out of out of out of out of out of out!
What?
It's magical attention.
Where you at?
I made it out.
Keso, Keso, I just ran into this thing
called the sand spear or something.
He locks you in his jaws and chases you around.
Was that the little worm thing?
He, I didn't really look like a worm.
He just looked like, kind of,
I mean, he was digging into the sand.
He was digging into the sand.
Yeah, I think that's the word there.
Yeah, I think that's what got me earlier.
Where do I go to scan a room?
Talk to no already talk to him.
The wreckage?
Which wreckage we tombow?
There ain't no markers.
Night's falling.
Oh, no.
What'd you just say, but I guess this is my first stream, but you're my favorite streamer
How am I your favorite streamer? It's your first stream. Where you been at?
You've had a Twitter account says April you've been following me for one hour where you've been at took you it took you
It took you 13 days to find me
No, I'm playing. I appreciate that for real. Thank you. I'm joking. Thank you. I appreciate
that. Thank you.
Okay, so, all right, I still need to find those things, dude. My God.
Find him what the um, what was it called again? It was like the little rock thing the rock thing
The hot no no no fibers pull fibers pull fibers pull
You
Dude, I have stomach acid.
I think it was the protein shake that set me over the edge here.
What brand protein shake?
Premier protein.
I'm on like one HP right now.
Premier protein.
You been in the gym?
Dude, um, okay.
When I was training, I was in the gym.
I have not been in the gym, dude.
I do go on runs, like I'll go jogging, but dude, I have not been in the gym.
When's the last time he's in the gym?
When I was training so like a month ago
But I hate the gym it just hurts you hate the gym bro it just hurts dude
What's your favorite exercise when you're in the gym dude honestly running?
Why are people laughing at that sentence bro? Honestly just running dude
No, that's crazy right there
Dude, Keso, have you ever heard of runners high?
When you jog outside and you get runners high?
No, I'm good on that.
Only time I'm running if something's chased me and I'm about to die,
you got me messed up.
Keso, what can you bench press, dude?
Or, like, deadlift?
I feel like you have to have a crazy stat.
Now?
Yeah, like, oh no, no, no!
Prime, Keso, what could you...
What could you bench?
Prime.
Prime?
Yes, like, prime, like, strong as you ever been.
455 what wow yeah so what I love I can't do it now though not no more 455
however you were you high school I think I was like 19 oh my god yeah I was a
unit dude oh my god yeah that's crazy with it okay so can you slide your
boy some. Don't say that you want to bro you can't take nothing for me.
Would you do it? I kind of believe you bro you look like. Okay so you
legitimately look like you could throw back. I'm not even kidding.
Oh, I can tell what what like 600.
Oh, actually that was that was what I used to get back today. I'll
squat. Yeah, I don't squat no more either though. You wouldn't kiss me
dead squat now. No chat. I didn't say throw it back. I said
No, I can do both what yeah, I know it back
Wait, uh, wait case. So do you have any fibrous polps? I can't find these things
I
Can't but let me figure out if I can figure that out for you right here
You know, I might just go down into the darkness and just be scared. No
You make you just a fibrous pulp here
Sure yeah, yeah, please
No, no, I just can't find the fibers books. I went on like a trek for him I
Don't want to give up, but I feel like I'm looking right at them
But I can't see him because they're gray and they blend into literally anything
I already found so okay. What?
Yeah
Jesus I'm bringing some back hold up. We pop these real hit you pop one of these
I'm coming back. Oh my water is low chat. Put your hands in the air for the night.
You good? Yep. Dude, I okay. Case we're running along water dude unless we have them in the
veins. Hey come out here real quick. Yep. I'm gonna put you some fibrous pulp in this
storage right here. Let me see. No, not that one. Not that one. This one. Oh, no, not
that one either. That one's cool too. I put two in here. I'm going to put the rest in
the stores on the inside. Thank you. I appreciate it. Case. Yeah. Now I'm going to be able to
craft that and I put the rest on the stores in the inside. Thank you, man. You know, I
got you. Let's go. All right, check. Looking good. Looking really good. I feel like we're
making actually good progress. You guys controlled all you want. I feel like we're actually making
good progress I agree with that was that a purple what was that went to a drink
went down a wrong pipe I'm good though all right let's let me
okay do you like Pringles yeah are you like Pringles Dinksy I'm not gonna lie
Dude, I have a hot take and I don't know if anyone remembers this do y'all remember the cans of chips called
Stacks
Those are mogged Pringles. I'm not to another dimension to
Stacks were the greatest things ever made. I'm not
They're really good. I'm not gonna lie. They are they're really good
But like aside from that, right
Do you like some Pringles?
So, greatest Pringles ever?
Uh, sour cream and onion.
I will, if there's sour cream and onion Pringles in front of me,
I will absolutely obliterate them.
Like, I will eat the whole thing.
What's that? Is that the blue one?
What?
Keso! Keso!
Or is it the green one?
Did you just ask which one is sour cream and onion?
Yeah, I can't remember.
I said the green or the blue.
Green. Keso, you have to know this.
Like, what's your favorite Pringles?
Oh, that's a good question.
Um, my favorite Pringles.
You know what?
Dude, pizza flavored mods scrolled up and banned him because of your favorite Pringles flavor
is all time pizza flavor.
That's what everybody in my chat is saying.
You're legitimately sick in the head.
Pizza flavored Pringles is your favorite.
You are probably a serial killer.
I'm not kidding.
Pizza out of all-
I'm not gonna lie.
Have you ever had the original lightly salted ones?
Wait, let me look up an image
of what you're talking about, actually.
Let me look up-
The original has lightly salted.
I swear those taste the best, dude.
Think about it.
I'm not kidding. I've never had this in my entire life.
You should try. You're good. No, I've had the red Pringles, the default ones. I've never had these. Wow. I've actually never seen that.
Bro said the default ones. What's your favorite chip in general?
Oh my God. Wow. I actually need to like think about this.
So favorite chip of all time, like Desert Island, I can only eat one bag of chips for
the rest of my life.
I have to go nacho cheese Doritos.
Are you dead serious?
Like out of everything?
My favorite Doritos ever in terms of pure flavor is the purple Doritos, the spicy nacho
ones, the hot ones.
But the thing is, if I eat those every day, I think I'd get sick of them.
Okay, so I can have nacho cheese Doritos for the next 19 lifetimes.
Really?
Yes, but the purple Doritos are my favorite all-around flavor.
Huh.
That's, that's kind of crazy. You know what I respect it though.
Wait, do I have to craft anything else? I have. No, I have the flippers and the tank.
What are we doing next bro? I should craft a uh a um flashlight now
Yeah, you could do it. You could do a flashlight. I should get a flashlight chat. I have the acid for it, too, right?
Oh, they're saying anything that you need to talk to neo this robot over here
Okay, yep, we'll do
Dude, let me make a flashlight chat. Why not? I
definitely should know
Make a base I ain't trying to room to scan yet. I don't know where that is
Okay, where'd I go to talk to me? Oh
In there the little robot that looks like a I in the corner. Oh, what's up, Ernoa?
Yeah, Noah not me. Oh my bad. Oh
Yeah, Noah, I know what I
And if necessary, bro, you are a
No, bro, you change
I'm literally so I'm a grams of protein you got today
Bro, honestly a lot. I had eggs this morning. Yeah, what I had like
dude, I will
I'll get like four scrambled eggs and throw them on like lightly buttered toast
It is the greatest way to eat ever in the morning.
So you said you'd be eating four eggs?
Yeah, I mean sometimes I'll literally get like six eggs in the morning. I'm not even kidding.
So you're eating four eggs, that's putting you about 18 grams of protein.
So an egg is 70 calories of six grams of protein a pop.
So that's good. If you're getting six eggs, you're doing real good on the protein.
Your black box will face your mind to the Bible bit.
I'll print you in a new body.
Real good.
You can return to your point of exit to retrieve dropped items.
Regularly printing may help success.
Sorry, I'm listening to Noah real quick.
He's yapping.
I don't know if it's Bible.
This isn't Cezera.
I thought you should discover that for yourself, investigator.
There shouldn't be a colony with it.
Do you eat of a cheese or a raw dog?
Dude, you have to eat of a cheese.
Bro, dude, best type of cheese of all time is mild cheddar.
Mild, not full on, because it's sharp.
Like the extra sharp cheddar,
it's two mild cheddar on eggs on toast.
Oh my God, with a little bit of butter.
Oh my God.
You know what I think the best cheese for eggs is?
What?
I think it's Colby Jack man. I don't know. I like Colby Jack on the egg action, dude.
Wait, somebody said mozzarella? Yeah, actually now that I think about it, mozzarella might
be the greatest cheese of all time. Fresh mozzarella. Colby Jack's a little bit of a strong scent though.
I don't know. The strong scent sort of rubbed me the wrong way with cheese. But then again,
And dude, all cheeses smell bad.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
Oh yeah, I'm fat, yeah.
Like there's not a single cheese that smells good.
How do I scan room?
Yo, is there a way to move our base or no?
Well, we can make a base,
but I'm trying to find a room to scan
so I could make us a base.
I sort of wanna go to a new area.
Oh, you just want to straight up explore well, if you're down because I feel like we have a good starting point of like stuff
Like we have some stuff
So you're trying to find something crazy. Do you want to go to the black box Ruby thing case like that mission already at it
Oh, you're already there. Okay. I'm gonna have
You're not dead
I'm on my I'm almost at the Ruby thing. Oh, did I get the wrong?
I did get the room I'm going to find the jubilee and I don't think they can eat you all I'm sorry man I left you I don't know where I'm going
go to the tree no what I remember look if I'm trying to get us killed to the cave where the crabs die
chat what is this what's up bro did you explore all these tubes yeah okay so oh no oh I probably missed a bunch of them
Oh
Not this thing again
That blew that blue fish bro. He's actually like I want to punch him square in the face. Yeah, I hate him
I hate him such a nuisance
You just big old thank you chasing me
Haven't seen this yet. What is I'm scanning it
Whoa, oh my god, what is that?
Scan him, scan him, scan him, scan him, scan him, scan him!
Marrow breach, Marrow breach!
Got him.
Oh yeah, there's one of those on me too, bro.
I said, uh, uh, uh, uh.
All right, I'm out.
Shit, I got out, I got out, I got out.
Yo!
Okay, he needs to stop.
He needs to stop.
Don't dial me now.
He's not stopping, K.
He's not letting up.
Don't you dial me!
Okay, so you check the tubes, right?
Uh, which ones you talking about?
It's like, like pods.
They're like broken pods where people used to live.
And there's a bunch of blue fish.
Oh yeah, there's a million of them.
I don't know why I've got all of them.
I'm going to check that again.
Cause whenever there's like a bunch of deadly fish, I
just feel like there's something good around it.
Yeah.
Bro, when you said, don't you dial me, okay?
So you sounded like Arthur Morgan right there.
I'm not even kidding.
Yeah, I like me some Arthur Morgan man. Yeah, greatest video game character of all time and it's not even 100%
Dude, also probably greatest video game of all time, too
Yeah, I agree. Yeah, I agree with that too greatest story game all time. Yeah. Yeah, I
Don't know if any game will ever beat that
Maybe red dead three, but what do you do in red dead three that could top red dead, too?
like actually don't even know what to do it might have to do Chris Redfield I mean
look Chris Redfield's in a hole Chris Redfield's real okay he's not he's not
a video game care
orientation asphyxiation and print loss.
We sure you are prepared to die.
Use for me.
Rectiving may lead to disorientation.
Yep, I already feel it right now.
I'm not delusional.
No, I think, I don't know.
I don't think you could really top red that too.
I don't think you could either.
That game is absolutely, positively weak.
Bro this, oh my, oh my god.
Hey, relax now.
He will not let up!
Hey, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to relax.
I gotta just, bro.
I'm getting surrounded.
Where are you at?
Like, are my dead end?
I don't even know.
Bro, okay, so if you go to those two of the shipwreck,
I'm not even kidding, there's like 40 deadly fish.
Okay, do you just so you do you want to go explore something creepy is that what you want to do?
Dude, I'm with it. If you are I got to get back to the life pod though
I want to get full food full water, and then if you want to explore I'm down. Yeah, I'll wait for you here. I'm down
The boy you want to go to a scary spot. Yeah, I'm down
But now yeah, man, I don't know Red Dead Redemption 2 is like that game is so good, oh man, I
loves me some red dead to
Okay, so did you play the game when it came out like did you play it immediately?
Yes.
I remember I took off work for it.
Wow.
So like 20 what 18, 20, 19.
18.
Wow man oh man go to the tree no I think I need food bro but if we go to the
tree are we just gonna die to radiation chat or no is they're not like
radiation maybe not just from the shipwreck though hey all right we'll go
that way all right I gotta cook food okay so do you have any food or no I do
not but I can uh I might just go fish farming really quick then I can make some if I need to
yeah make some food and then I'm just gonna grab some fish pretty quick because I did not
I've just been exploring I haven't got any fish
bro what are you exploring and of course the one time I'm looking for fish they all just
despawn okay there we go all right we need some food that we're gonna go and we're gonna go towards
the tree I suppose. Do you actually want to go towards it? I feel like we have to. It's
just right, it's right in our face. Yeah we can. They're saying we should. All right,
let's go to the tree. What's that? Can I grab us a fish? And now my chat's typing
gg. Okay. There's no way we just immediately like die at the tree. I'm assuming there's
gonna be some wild stuff there though. Okay. Oh, 100% will. Yep. I didn't do this yesterday
when I played in my solo world. So cool.
Let me do that.
Alright, I got some food going.
Alright, make the arm jets if you can.
It took me like two hours to do that last night,
so I don't know if there's any hope for that right now.
Before we go.
I need to get the um
What you need I might eat a med kit
Wait you could just get it with fiber
Bro what in the gel sack? I have the gel sacks. We can't I just make fiber with this chat?
Yeah, I can't I can't I can't
And anyone more all right? I
I need one more fibrous pole there. I do not drop there's some in this outside
Right here Jinx you down here on the ground where we're right here
Is that what you needed down here, I think I have like CT I can't even find you
down here. Oh, oh
You're under me. Okay. Oh
Dude, you dropped a bunch. Thank you man. Yeah, I got you. Oh, you dropped the right under here, too
Cool
I'm scared of this I'm not gonna laugh. Yeah, we got to explore that at least we have to like bro
It looks so tempting to explore. Oh my god
All right, man, let's make some fiber better we did and then we can make some medkits
I
Just die
We do have the multi-tool for a weapon though wait we need a fully functional fabricator to make the med kit
Oh my god. Yeah, wait, so we don't how do you even heal them right now? Can we even heal?
You don't have any naked
Bro, I had one but I popped earlier when I got literally your mind
Thank you. Thank you ready. All right after this I should be ready. I just need waters. I
Got so well, all right. I got that many. I
Could get water. Let me just get some of these little
It's small
Yeah, let me get some of the water slugs, and I'm good. I already got one that I
I did not mean to bro what a pretty game though like actually this game is so pretty yeah
it really is it look clean my god how old is the first of not a cup it's old oh man
like what ten years old more than that maybe probably about twail no probably about ten
2015 so yeah, that's 11 years old
Yeah, that's cool, they should do like one every like 10 years that's kind of sick
Okay, let's
Now we need one every two years
Got me messed up
Okay, now I should have water right yeah
Cool get a battery for the scanner. Oh, I got two of them. Don't worry
you ready? Yep, I got two waters, but I have to drink them. So here we go. We're gonna
see off. But there ain't no way we make it to the tree, but we're gonna swim that direction.
I think we can find. Yeah, no, there's about a 0% chance we actually get to the tree. All
right, I'm full on everything. Okay, so I have no waters, but I'm full water, full food,
health is that good or should I get water yeah i have some extra water just in case you need one too
all right do you want to head to the tree yeah let's get it all right
the gg
now i'm not saying we're gonna die i'm not gonna put the bad energy out there but let's
hypothetically say that we do die going to this tree do we lose everything on us and then respond
of our base. I sure do hope not. Yeah, I actually don't know because none of us have died yet knock
on wood. Yeah, true. My chat is saying GG. Oh, we're almost there already. Oh yeah, we are almost there.
Going to this tree without like a seamoth or something is literally just insane. Yeah,
Yeah, but if we were going to win with that,
Yeah, there's one of them big sharp things in front of me up here.
These things are absolutely unbearable.
Yeah, I hate them.
I'm actually not going to react until they get close to me.
Yep, I have a feeling we're already dead.
Hey, I'm starting to get a little creeped out for real.
Whoa, oh my god.
You can't see Jack's abilities.
This is the farthest out I've been.
OK, so remember when you said we were close to the tree?
Yeah, we're about 100 feet out.
Me, ho.
I'm starting to think we're like,
are we even getting closer to this thing?
My god.
Yo, do you want to kind of like float on the surface
real quick. Yeah, I'm hits. Hey, so I think I'm going to have a
DC, where you at?
Okay, for about half a second, I thought I just saw the
back. Okay, so I think I'm gonna have a panic attack.
Because I'm gonna stay on the surface. I'm not a lot. I'm
happy.
Bro, I can you just float here for a second. I hate to I hate to
do this to you. I gotta use the restroom. No, no, no, no, no,
Okay, so half bro. I'm just gonna float this float here beside me. I gotta use restroom so bad
It's a really hard this thing. Maybe like a 30 seconds. I'll be right back
What now?
I don't want to venture without him, but bro.
Whoa, whoa, what is that?
What is that?
Some sort of a figure.
What is that?
It's a black figure and it's moving.
What is that?
Uh, we flashlight. Yeah, you're right.
GOOHOOP!
Yep, that does absolutely nothing.
What is that figure?
Yo, case you back.
Let's try to figure it out.
Uh...
AHHHHH!
Alright.
Alright, dude.
Okay, so are you ready bro? Yeah, let's keep moving. I really wish it was daytime though
Yeah, it might have been a better idea to go here at night or at daytime
Cuz you literally
What what's what like a wall?
Well, oh wait no we can keep going
What's that noise?
What's that on the viacin?
What?
What was that?!
Guys, what was that?
Was that a viathan?
Is that what happened as soon as you crossed the border every time?!
What was that?!
Bro, I got thrown into a frozen screen. I thought the game was paused and I died.
I got eight!
Did you also die?
Hold on, let me go look at that Clio.
Bro, we just got early access, okay, so.
Bro, Jack, I thought we were in the falls.
Yo, do you have the clip?
I thought we just got early access.
What was that?
Did you also die, Case?
Yeah, no, I got eaten.
It said I got reprinted.
Hi, but let me know if you have the clue.
Oh, wait, no, we could keep going.
We could not keep going.
Oh, no, we could keep going, yeah.
We could not keep going.
We won't, okay, so, what?
Dude, I don't know what this is, Jinxie.
I have no idea what this is.
It looks like a, what is that?
Bro.
Oh my god.
That is terrifying.
What is that?
Because after the pause menu came off, I saw something. I saw the tail above the water.
I was like, because I saw this. I'm like, yo, what is that?
Bro!
I
Go back a little bit. It looked like there was four of them. Am I tweaking?
Doesn't it look like there's four of them? What is that like a render glitch wait what what is that?
Shiver Leviathan, it's a new Leviathan
Wait, what was there four of them or is that like a glitch?
Do not think there was actually four of them there
There's four, there's three small ones and one big one.
The crazy part is the big one's not even the one that hit us.
That is so creepy.
But look, you can see what I, you know, Chad, look at this.
You can see what I noticed at tail, bro.
Look at my face up here. Watch.
What are the odds of that we get the pop-up and then we get ganked actually what are the
the odds of that, bro.
Good gank, bro's gotta stop playing league.
Yeah, oh my God.
Jesus.
All bro thinks about is league.
Oh my God, bro.
Wait, is that actually, like,
that's legitimately crazy.
I'm not gonna lie to that.
They're saying the odds are 100%.
What?
So do you guaranteed run into those
when you go across the boundary?
Dude, I'm just gonna assume showcase
because we were in a pit of darkness for five minutes
while you were peeing.
And then as soon as we crossed the barrier,
they're on top of us.
Like, honestly, that's kind of lame.
I don't think it should just instantly jump you.
You shouldn't know when the Leviathan's coming, no?
Good Lord.
What?
The Darth and Leviathan, okay.
Yep.
All right, Chase, I'm gonna hop off, dude,
because I've been on for like literally 11 hours.
What'd you say?
I'm gonna, okay, I'm gonna hop off because I, dude,
I'm on the tail end of 11 hours straight here.
No, I feel that, bro.
It was fun though, man.
Yes, bro, that was fun.
Dude, if you want to play again, I'm down.
Also, if you want to play league, I'm down.
Just text me any day.
We can play any day you want to, bro.
All right, case.
All right, man.
I appreciate you, bro.
And yep, have a great night.
All right, bro, have a good night.
Yep.
Jack, what did y'all think of Subnautica?
Do y'all guys want me to keep playing?
Bro, okay, the only thing about Subnautica is like,
there's so much stuff to do.
I need to learn more,
but like everything has a purpose, bro.
The thing about Subnautica is everything in the water,
whether you know what it does or it does,
like it all has a purpose to build something
or craft something or scan something.
But yeah, that was dumb.
I really do, that was dumb.
We go to the wall, we get a pop-up menu,
and then we immediately get jumped out of the biopsy.
But there's so much to do and learn.
We're like, if you're a newbets, I'm not a kid, it is, bro.
But all right, chat, Gigi's y'all, love y'all boys.
Chat, a couple of things.
Saturday, we got the semifinals to the R6 major.
Gonna do some gaming after.
Sunday, we got the new season revealed of R6
and Grand Finals Monday.
I think we're gonna play League with ONA Pixel.
Dante's gonna coach us.
And then, yeah, I think me and Kase,
you're gonna play League as well soon, y'all.
Love y'all boys, have a beautiful, amazing fan tab.
It was blast night.