I have the type and the edge and now you got to get it back and the way to get it
back is to go back to the beginning you know what I mean maybe we can win it
back together
How do I always miss that first three times?
My chances
When the distance now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and two eyes
And five
So many eyes
And five
You change your fashion for glory
Don't lose your fear
All the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive
Mio Mio
Mio
Yeah
What is good?
Did you catch any sharks chat?
If you're on my snapchat, I caught a seven one off
We caught a seven foot lemon shark chat seven foot lemon shark last night yelp
Seven foot lemon shark bro. It was fucking gigantic dude
it was fucking gigantic bro we have this big fucking child tell you so it was my
cousin's birthday he wanted to go shark fishing on a beach with a charter so
they could just handle the fishing aspect and then we could get drunk and
reel it in great idea by the way so basically we get a fishing charter it's
two young kids like probably once 18 ones like 25 two young kids and I'm like
All right, they ended up being comp, bro.
Basically what we did was we had three big fishing pools,
like I'm talking the biggest reel
that you'll ever see in your life.
What's it called?
The line was like a fucking damn near a rope.
The line was like a rope.
If anything bit this, it was getting reeled in.
So bro, we set up three of the pools, three poles.
I'm in the middle of a story talking about my shark fishing adventure, high-fives, and
you mute my mic.
You have the fucking audacity to mute my mic when I'm in the middle of a story.
Let me try this again.
So chat yesterday.
It's my cousin's birthday.
Let me try this again.
So chat yesterday, it's my cousin's birthday.
We got a fishing charter because our only goal was to get drunk and reel in a shark.
We fished off of the beach in St. Pete, if you all know where St. Pete is in Florida.
It's like really nice beach.
We fished off the beach.
We set up three poles in these big metal rods that stuff into the sand.
Three of them.
To set the bait, it was like this gigantic squid head.
He would go put the squid head in his kayak, kayak out 375 yards.
He kayaked out 375 yards to set the bait.
He did that three times.
This charter was fucking grinding, bro.
He was 18.
I never met an 18 year old charter in my life.
Three times he kayaked, like paddled all the way out,
400 yards to set the bait.
We do it, bait set.
Two, three hours goes by, we're talking like,
I think we're gonna get scunk, bro.
And he's like, no, like, dude, if we get scunked,
like if we don't catch anything, the next one is free.
And I was like, all right, holy shit.
This guy's like, believes it's two in the morning chat,
like two thirty in the morning.
Everyone's drunk.
We were drinking for like four hours because it was my
cousin's birthday.
It's two thirty in the morning and we hear.
But like way louder.
It sounded like that, but it was way fucking louder.
We all like jumped out of our seat.
Bro, we put on this thing to like help you reel it in.
Like this little like metal belt thing.
It kind of looked like a chassis to belt.
I'm not gonna laugh.
We're taking turns reeling this thing in because remember,
It's 400 yards out when it took the bait. It's 400 yards out
We're taking turns really this thing in like one person reels through a minute another person reels for a minute after
13 minutes of reeling it in
We reeled in a seven foot and the shark chat. It was fucking
Gigantic we released it bro. They de-hooked it like instantly. It was very clean precise. We released it and it swam off
It was exhausted when it got to the shore. I thought it was gonna be like
And I try to bite my ankle no bro when it got to the shore chat it was done it was like so tired
Larp larp larp shh
I'm not larking. I'm not larking
Chat, I'm not fucking larking
Bro, bro, guys guys listen. I'm not larking about fishing. I don't know shit about fishing guys
That's got sleepy clear. This is not live action roleplay. I don't know shit about fishing
Nothing nothing that was the story though seven-foot lemon sharp chat. Oh, by the way, we have an update
Van the guy that said fake story. It's literally all documented on my snapchat
Listen bro
Update chat sunday. This is 100% confirmed
Sunday we have the Darth Maul cosplay. On top of that I might be recording a day
in the life vlog for the YouTube channel. The last one we did was two years ago.
Many things have changed, not really. So I'm going to be doing a day in the life
for a YouTube vlog on Sunday. I'm going to be in a Darth Maul cosplay probably on
Sunday as well. Yeah probably on Sunday. So chat for Sunday. I literally got a full
blown makeup artists the whole nine yards bro chat they're asking my measurements of my wiener
okay they didn't ask that they asked the measurements of my neck my back my waist my hips my arms my
legs because they're gonna make a perfect one-of-one replica of a dark mold cosplay on top of that i
might even have contacts in chat i'm gonna be the most intimidating i've ever been bro sunday dark
mode stream locked and we might play some battlefront 2 on sunday as well too
many people's requests we might play some battlefront fucking 2 I never played
battlefront 2 I played battlefront 1 battlefront 1 on the ps2 was one of the
greatest games my childhood so I have high expectation for battlefront 2 sunday
dark mode cosplay and potentially some star wars battlefront 2 chat lock the
Fuck in guys also
Streamer tournaments coming up 100 streamer 49 tournament is coming up
24 streamer 3d3 rocket league tournament is coming up. I believe RLCS is coming up
It starts like tomorrow assumption. I believe RLCS is coming up on top of that. I didn't forget the last of us
one and two
Four play through marathon stream is coming up GTA 5 story mode play through is coming up
Cheper locked in bro
Now chat we were supposed to wager most in 2k tonight, but he said he can't make it tonight because
He had he got last-minute next tickets to take his dad to the next I said bro enjoy tonight
We're gonna do it tomorrow chat. We're gonna do it fucking tomorrow
tomorrow, so now it will happen tomorrow.
So don't ask about the wager,
cause it's gonna be tomorrow.
It's gonna be tomorrow.
Atla, I think we're the five gifted.
WAtla in the chat.
Atla, I think we're the five gifted.
The last of us is gonna be so comp, dude.
I'm excited, bro.
I'm excited.
Darth Larker, he got buffet tickets.
Where's the wager?
When's the wager?
What did I just say?
What did I just get done saying?
I said the wager is tomorrow.
Jiggle to your tits.
You're larping as Darth Maul.
Larp, larp, larp, so whore.
What do you mean larp, larp, larp, so whore, bro?
Ron X Jynxie Minecraft.
Oh, I didn't forget, Chad, I didn't forget!
Ron X Jynxie Hardcore Minecraft Marathon is in 10 days.
10 fucking days, y'all.
10 fucking days.
Yo, what's up with this?
What is 24?
What the fuck are you typing, bro?
What is this, what is this?
24, what are y'all saying?
What?
24, 24, 24, 24, 24, 24, what does that mean?
Jack, 24 hours stream?
Fuck no, I'm not doing,
yo, Jack, the title is,
this might be a long stream, not a 24 hour stream.
Relax!
You smell like a cigarette, did you smoke?
You can't smell me through a fucking screen.
Jinx, you look like an unclipped bald sack.
of months I'm out of zone when is the minecraft marathon the problem Oscar I
just said it makes 29 Oscar I just said it makes 29 you're not dedicated
talka talka I've streamed 505 consecutive days in a row if you say I'm not
dedicated again I'll slap you in the mouth I've seen five bro five hundred
and five fucking days CC they come in front tech they're going to jump on make
Now, Chet, we need to figure out what games are playing for today.
I might hit up some GTA RP, just saying.
I might hit up some GTA RP.
I might hit up some League of Legends.
I might hit up some Chets.
I might hit up some Rocket League.
Chet, we got to get Diamond and Rocket League today.
No ifs ands or buts about it.
We got to get 500 real and chess today.
I'm actually close, I'm at 470 right now.
No ifs, ands, or buts about it.
We got to get bronze and League of Legends today.
No ifs, ands, or buts about it.
On top of that chat, potentially maybe, dare I say,
we dabble in some GTARP.
Dare I say, we dabble in some GTARP.
I think the server wiped yesterday,
so the server should be packed with people.
I'm pretty sure.
Our success server, I hate playing test servers.
I never played a test server.
I like playing with the season drops.
I like my, I hate my test servers.
It's all buggy and shitty.
Queer time to take forever.
Nice booger on your nose.
What do you mean booger on my nose?
What are you talking about?
24 hours stream now or I will unfollow.
Sorcerer.
Yo, bro, it looks like you're unfollowing.
What do you want me to say to you, bro?
I'm not doing the fucking last minute unplanned
24 hours stream.
Guys, I said this might be a long stream
the title. Enjoy the moment. Enjoy the moment, dude. Hi guys, what does this mean? Why is
the chat typing 24? Can you guys explain? What does that mean? What? 24 hour. Bro, I'm
not doing. Chat, you can't force me to do a 24 hour stream, y'all. You can't force
me to do a 24 hour stream against my will. B Jensen thinking for the prime stuff. Robert thinking for the prime stuff.
Blow thinking for the tier one. Remo thinking for the prime. Dom thinking for the prime.
What is this? This maybe. Let me see. Please don't be poor. Oh my god it's not.
Complex ranks the 25 best streamers right now. Wait was this today? Speed, Valid, Kai, Ron,
Sina, PBM, Phantom, Emily, Ray, Aiden, Rekai,
Neon, Jason, Keso, Yurage, Adat, Agent, DJ Academics,
Pokimane, XQC, DDG, Yana, Hassan,
Tyville, Jinx, C. Valbrae.
Jack, top 24 is not that fucking bad.
Yo, yo, yo, top 24 is not that fucking bad.
No, for real.
Like, is this bad?
Jettamus supposed to be bad at this?
Guys, top 24 is not bad.
Why is high-bides laughing?
Okay, but guys, to be fair, who cares?
It's just a list, bro.
It doesn't mean anything.
It's just a list, bro.
Jett, now, speaking of streaming,
we have a banger video to react to, dude.
Speaking of streaming, we have a banger video to react to.
Highly requested, highly requested video.
The last honest streamer featuring the goat himself, Keso.
I'm excited to watch this video.
I was gonna watch it off stream,
but I wanted to wait to watch it with y'all boys.
Let's get it, let's go.
For whatever reason.
If you're new to the YouTube channel, like and sub.
The last honest streamer, let's go.
And the internet loves the spectacle.
The bigger it is, the louder it is.
The more expensive it looks, the better it performs.
Look at the top of Twitch right now.
It's flooded with million dollar mansions.
Celebrity sub-a-thons, streamers buying go-tent, dream car, everything seems to be built around the question that how much money can we buy on camera.
And then there's this guy.
Keso is interested-
What was the context of this clip? I-I-I've seen this clip. What was he smelling, bro?
I like this clip I'm doing what was the context of this clip?
Keso is interesting because on paper he's doing almost everything wrong his production quality is kind of garbage
Keso where do you come from 200,000 years playing full guys yesterday?
Yeah, wasn't even zoomed in or cropped his setup isn't designed to be some massive content machine half the time
He's live. He's playing some random game. Yeah, but that's what like that's what makes Keso so special and unique
It's like it's so authentic, bro
Like, it's literally just a guy playing video games talking to his chat, which is what streaming
should be about anyways.
These people have never even heard of it.
Your costume sucks, kid.
I mean, when your entire job is getting people to watch you, you don't turn out a Mr. Beast
video.
But, Keiso did.
Keiso did not respond to us.
And somehow, despite doing the opposite of what the internet tells creators they're
supposed to do, he's still one of the biggest streamers on the planet.
How does that happen?
The honest answer is that none of this should have worked.
His casos had the odds stacked against him since day one.
Case Baker grew up in rural Arkansas.
His hometown has a population just over 1500.
It's the kind of place where
1500 people in his hometown chat.
1500 people.
Chat any of y'all in a small, small, small town?
That is crazy bro.
But that is insane.
Dude, he probably can't even...
Bro, if he goes to the grocery store dude, it's like a news article there.
Legitimately.
Bro, 1500 people, bro, 1500, like that is crazy.
New Walmart makes the front page, and where the church is outnumbered the stock lights.
Towns like that don't have a lot going on, so as a quiet kid, case did, what quiet kids
and quiet towns have always done.
He disappeared into a screen, in this case a PlayStation, call of duty on a leak.
And when YouTube started blowing up in the early 2010s, he was right there watching Nade
Shot and the optic guys built something that didn't exist a decade earlier.
He watched gaming turn from a thing he did after school into an actual career.
Well how does this sound?
Making a living and even a small fortune just playing video games.
This is like the most 2009 like pose ever with a controller.
Like who has ever held a controller like this?
Like what game are you playing?
Is it a racing game?
Like what?
Like no one holds a controller like this.
playing video games. The biggest names were clearing their parents' annual salaries in a single weekend,
and after watching that, it became Case's dream job.
The problem was, he knew the odds, especially in his situation. His wi-fi was barely good enough
to even watch YouTube. Uploading to it or streaming on Twitch, forget it. So he buried it. He graduated
high school, bounced between jobs, often working to it at a time, just to keep the lights on.
For six years. Six years of clocking in somewhere he didn't want to be. Six years of watching other
guys his age blow up online doing the exact same thing he'd given up on.
By the end of it, Case was broke, burnout.
He was one bad week away from walking into Kruder's office and signing up for the military.
Then his mom stepped in, and she asked him the question that changed everything.
Why not take a real shot at the whole screaming thing?
What's the worst that I've-
W mom, dude, having a parent that believes in you is like one of the most powerful things
in life.
take you so exponentially far due, if you just have one parent that believes in you.
Happens.
Now, streaming is one of the most competitive jobs on the planet, and if you're like Case
trying to pursue it full time, you need to understand, there's levels to this.
Level 1, you can quit your job.
Level 2, you're living large.
And at level 3, you're the top 1% of the top 1%.
Now, there's no direct translation from Twitch viewers to money.
So for the sake of the example, we're gonna say you reach level one at around 100 viewers.
Once you're there, you can take the lead to streaming full time.
Which getting there sounds totally reasonable, maybe more honestly.
It's not.
Somehow convincing 100 people to watch you live is burnt.
In the past year, 18.4 million people opened up Twitch and broadcasted live on the platform.
Last last year, 18.4 million people streamed.
Think about that number, bro.
That's why it is so hard to become a streamer and it takes so much hard work but so much
lock to 18.4 million people starting last year chat.
I want you to guess how many of them actually made it to level 1.
Seriously, throw a number out there.
The answer is 165,536.
That's less than 1%.
For every person who gets to level 1, there's a hundred that don't.
Every big streamer you see today spent days, weeks, if not months, streaming to an audience.
audience of zero. I mean, wait, whoa, I'm in here, which I've never seen this picture
of a lot of it before. Bro, he looks so young.
Zero. I mean, take Jinxie, for example. He's streamed to just five viewers for a year and
a half before he ever made it. Five viewers? He's grinding! And I'm throwing all of these
numbers at you for a reason, because without them, you wouldn't understand how truly insane
what happens next is. Okay, so hate to interrupt myself here, but let's say you're like K-Soul
and don't love your day job. Maybe you're not all that interested in streaming, but
You've got a business idea and just
Calm to start your business today. They're like 24 hours. Y'all took me dude. Oh my god
I the clips of this stream are just so Pete
Well, whatever my camera so you guys can see him
Bro, the clips of this stream are so he's from nothing to crazy
You see Kaseo hit level one in the first hour of his first ever stream and he didn't just get lucky
Hey, y'all came through deep from the top man in the game
Kaseo was already like
big on TikTok.
Like the first time I ever saw a K-SOW video in my life
was when he was talking about,
cause he would like make 2K builds.
And if you play 2K, you know, like you'll make a build,
they'll nerf something, you'll make another build.
So he was basically making videos about how he would like
make a 2K build, it'd be trash in park,
and then he would make a new 2K build.
And he would make videos ranting about it,
but he was K-SOW, like he was hilarious.
So he was already very known on TikTok, but at this point, he was only doing 2K content,
which as you know, if you try to do 2K content, like, that game is terrible.
Before he went live for the first time, Keso was already writing the groundwork.
He spent days filming and editing clips of him playing NBA 2K23.
And on September 10th, 2022, he uploaded 22 videos to TikTok.
The next morning, he woke up to over 10,000 followers and a comment section flooded with one question.
So that night, he went live for the first time, and the floodgates opened.
When I look down, I see 126 viewers, bro. I cannot believe it.
From that day on, he followed the same routine.
Clock in to the 9-5, hit the second job, cut a few lawns,
then come home and stream until he couldn't keep his eyes open.
I can't- I don't wanna go to sleep. I don't wanna go to work, man.
I want another build, dawg. All I wanna do is make builds and play 2K forever.
Why not gotta go work, huh?
After each stream, he'd find the best moments.
clip them and fire them back on the TikTok, the loop fed itself.
Yeah.
This is the only way to grow as a streamer, especially now, like he did this
three years ago, wrote now it's even harder.
Like the only way to grow as a streamer is to actually stream, not even that many
hours, stream like three hours a day.
Like you can definitely have a job on the side for sure.
KSO did it.
Stream three hours a day, even two hours a day.
And then you have to clip your own stuff because you're not going to have a
clipper if you're starting out with one viewer.
You're not going to have a clipper.
So you clip your best moments and you just keep posting and you keep going and if you're really talented enough and entertaining enough like queso
It'll work out side a week. He'd blown past a hundred thousand tick tock followers. Every stream was pulling 500 plus confer viewers
And the number that actually mattered he was making more money streaming at night than he was at his day job
Y'all really just donated more than I make it a week at one night.
Bruh. Bruh.
The case that kept his head on the street.
What shows up overnight can also disappear over time.
So, before he quit his day job, he need to prove that this wasn't a fluke.
So, he made a deal with his chap.
Hit 5,000 twitch subs and he'd quit his job.
This is the day we're gonna remember forever, ya feel me?
This is the day we're gonna remember forever.
You know I love y'all man, thank you bro.
It's all y'all, ya feel me? Thank you man.
Full time case I'm in the building and I'm laying in their mouth.
Within just a few weeks, it was a done deal.
Kase's fanbase was new, but dedicated, and they wanted to see him pursue this thing full-time.
Like I said, I've been dreaming of wanting to, you know, be a streamer or a content creator
since I was 13 years old.
I finally took the leap, bro.
I finally took the leap, and y'all came through for you, boys, for real.
Y'all came through crazy.
Now, it wasn't all sunshine and rainbows.
Chastel sent out a call to her back in, like, 10, 50 minutes.
From here, this internet was still garbage, like, genuinely.
Dude, yeah.
This is the one thing where, like, streaming on
The bad internet is actually unstreamable.
Like it's actually legitimately unstreamable.
You stream, it crashes.
You stream, it lags.
Then it crashes.
It lags again.
Like, I don't even know how you got through this problem.
Bad streams would lag or even just end
because the connection bottomed out.
Do you see what I deal with?
And when you're trying to vote an audience,
that's the kiss of death.
If your stream ends, they move on to the next.
Eventually numbers started slipping.
For a couple months, it looked like maybe the whole thing wasn't full, and maybe the
bubble had already popped.
You know, I've seen the numbers when I very first started, you know, the hype was there
because I first blew up, had like nine, eight hundred viewers every night, and I see it
dip, dip, dip, like, you know, hundred, hundred and fifty, I was like, I gotta do something
different, it's going to go under.
Then he picked up a different game, Hogwarts Legacy, it was kind of a weird choice, it had
a totally different audience from the 2K crowd, he'd go, but…
Yeah, this was the game where he had the, uh, the clip on it.
He streamed it anyway. Clipped a moment and posted it to TikTok.
Yeah, this is the clip.
Now see the sun peeking through the window a little bit?
Sleet schedule gone now. You gotta make Hufflepuff proud, though. Hey.
It is what it is now.
That one video alone pulled in over 18 views.
Just like that, he's back. Viewer should climb to 600.
Heave's climbed month after month. Every week another clip going viral.
Another one-
But the bigger thing about that is he finally broke out of just 2K.
That's the bigger thing about it, because then it's like, oh, he can actually just play any game he wants and people just want to watch him.
You know what I mean?
A group of new viewers following straight with a stream.
The snowball was rolling in.
By May 2023, K-Soul was averaging over 2,500 viewers, a legitimate mainland stream culture.
If you don't know who he is, you gotta be living under a rock.
And this is level two.
In level two, you're starting to live large.
You're in big boy money territory.
At this point, you're not going to bed afraid the whole thing vanishes overnight.
With over 2,500 average viewers, Casel was sitting somewhere just inside the top 1,000 streamers
on Twitch. Incredible by any measure, but remember, Twitch is stacked top heavy,
and when I say top heavy, I mean it.
At any given moment, there are about 3 million users on Twitch watching content.
When you break down the viewer distribution by channel rank, the picture gets pretty clear.
Out of the millions of channels on the platform, the top 250 pull over half the viewership.
That's the difference between level 2 and level 3.
While it seems like the easiest jump on the ladder here, it's actually the most difficult.
There's a specific blueprint nearly every streamer has followed to make this jump.
Here, I'll break it down for you.
What you're looking at right now is five of the biggest streamers on the planet,
each at the moment they were averaging exactly 2,500 viewers.
Pay attention to the setups.
None of them are exciting.
Their rooms are pretty basic, the camera quality kinda sucks, there's no production bite.
They look like what they are.
Just guys streaming from their bedrooms.
Now fast forward to when those same streamers are pulling 10,000 viewers a night.
Everything's changed.
The lighting's dotted.
The cameras are crisp.
The rooms look intentional.
This is the blueprint kicking in.
And it all starts with one realization.
At this level streaming isn't just a job anymore, it's a business.
And like a business, the goal is to make as much money as possible.
The internet for whatever reason craves a spectacle.
And the spectacle game is pretty easy to play.
You've kinda just gotta spend money to make money.
The setup is just the start.
Next comes the move to LA.
Buy the mansion, drop the I Just Bought My Dream car video, hire a dozen editors to pump
out clips around the clock.
By the time you're clearing 50,000 viewers, it turns into an optimization race.
Every stream, every upload, every second of content is engineered to milk the cash cow.
The longer you stand, the more efficient it becomes, and the weirdly, the more the internet
praises you for it.
But the spectacle only works if people are still looking.
Relevancy is the whole game.
The second your numbers dip, the money goes with it.
So you're forced to stay visible.
You hit the podcast circuit, impulsive on Monday, and blank on Thursday.
You show up to every mainstream streamer event.
You become a permanent fixture in the conversation because the conversation is the product.
And the fastest way to stay in the conversation is to stand next to someone bigger than you.
Take those same five streamers and pull up their biggest streams of all time.
Ninja, Fortnite with Drake, Hamer Ross, the Donald Trump interview, hi Samat, the LeBron
stream that pulled over a movie concurrent viewers.
That's the blueprint.
necessarily saying it's bulletproof or guaranteed, but it's the safe route.
Every streamer who's made it to the top 250 has run some version of that exact playbook
based on constant evolution, but Keso ignored this approach altogether.
His strategy is quite literally the opposite in just about every possible sense.
The last time we talked about Keso, he was fresh off of Hogwarts averaging 2,500 viewers,
so let's run that same comparison from earlier in Fast 4 to when he's at 10,000.
Not much has changed.
sure he did buy a new house, but he moved from a trap house to a trailer.
you the way at the end of the day his computer monitor is still being held up
with a vacuum cleaner. If I don't have the vacuum cleaner holding I remember
this this was diabolical up the back of the monitor it'll fall over and then
back here are my PC's Intel they're being held up by books as well and the
Killability seems to somehow have gotten worse.
So my stream quality is actually so crispy.
It looks like it's a-
It's a-
4K.
Dude, what's even say this?
So, awards, he's continued to stream 4 to 6 nights a week.
Same time, same chat, rotating through whatever random games he feels like.
Supermarket simulator, grainy.
Dress 2 import.
Bro, and this is the one thing I said about Keso that I'm sorry, like, no streamer has ever done it or will ever do it, in my opinion.
but like he could legitimately, I've said this a thousand times,
he could play a game called Paint Dry Simulator
and it'll be the most entertaining hour of your life watching him play.
Like he could play any game, it doesn't matter, the game doesn't have to be good.
Bro, he plays some games that are trash, but he makes it entertaining
because he's the GOAT.
What is this? Why is it on my front page?
I like it.
Games a normal person wouldn't think to stream, but then you watch for five minutes and you start to get it.
This is the funniest dude on the internet right now.
Just please, the most randomly doing thing.
And please, Gaiso, where'd he come from?
200,000 years playing full guys yesterday.
Because the game isn't full. The chat isn't there for the games.
They're there to watch him fall out of his side of the way completely unrelated to everything going on in this video right now though.
So these Ego waffles, but the chocolate chip ones, were the greatest things that humanity
has ever came up with.
I would eat these at my dad's house every morning, afternoon, and night.
The chocolate chip Ego waffles are the greatest things of all time.
The Chet isn't there for the games.
They're there to watch him fall out of his chair for the 10th time this month and narrate
like he's describing a car accident. To watch him get jump-scared by a horror game
and scream it of all you can close up a mine. And that's why it worked. By January of 2024,
Kesa was averaging over 50,000 people viewers every single night, making him the number
4-3 ranked streamer on all of Twitch.
By every metric the industry actually uses, Kiso is underperforming.
He's leaving growth on the table at every possible turn.
He doesn't invest in new setups, he doesn't upgrade his gear, and has no real plan to optimize
himself.
Analyst will tell you he could be twice the size he is if he just ran the playbook like
everyone else.
And honestly, they're probably right.
But here's the thing.
Kasev never looked at any of that and felt like he was losing something.
Nah, bro.
He's the goat just because that's who he is and that's what he likes doing.
He just genuinely likes playing video games and talking to his chat.
He doesn't care about having a $100,000 setup or flying in celebrities or going to all these
different places and doing all these events.
He doesn't care.
wants to stay home and play video games because that's who he is.
And that's why it works, because it's just genuine.
House in the Hills, pulling up in a supercar, collecting all the things that say you've
made it.
None of that ever seemed to be important to him, and there's nothing wrong with wanting
those things.
A lot of creators go in with exactly that goal in mind.
But Casos...
Oh my god, dude, that was when I dropped Sketch right there.
Sits in this rear...
No, I think Sketch dropped me.
I don't remember.
Category of someone who actually reached the I Made It moment and genuinely doesn't want
it.
about like being huge, just like,
because it didn't matter the money, you know, I just want-
I would say the exact same thing,
my literal dream, and like I still so vivid in my head
because I could never get it out of my head,
my exact dream was like, I just want to make a living
to where I could like pay rent
and I could handle food and doordash.
I don't even care.
Pay rent, doordash, play video games,
that's all I want to do.
I don't care about being famous or having money,
like I just love this and I want to keep doing it.
And he has the exact same mindset.
To do what I love for a living.
I could be pinching panties to make.
Bro, if you're making $1,000,
or if you're making $2,000 a month
doing something you genuinely love doing,
that's way better than making $5,000 a month,
hating your life.
You don't have to be like,
because you wake up every day just happy.
But as long as I get to stream every day
instead of go to work, I was cool with that.
But to be clear, it's not like he's allergic to money.
He's the number three streamer on Twitch.
The guy is doing just fine.
But there's a difference between making money and squeezing every last cent out of your
audience.
He's never done any kind of sub-fun.
He doesn't say yes to every brand that comes knocking, and he doesn't manufacture drama
to give the numbers a little bump.
The way he sees it, you can't leave money on the table if it was never what you sat
down for.
Some of my most favorite jobs I ever had
were the jobs where I was making pennies.
Yo, I'm not even finna lie to y'all.
I think y'all just donated more
than my week's paycheck in one night.
I'm talking about sitting in the parking lot
of the dollar store, having to call my mom,
be like, hey, can you spot me $50 for food
for the rest of the week?
But you know what?
I was happy.
Like, if I could turn this into something,
just give it to do this with y'all every day.
That'd be a dream come true.
So that's the money half of the blueprint, the mansion, the supercar, the optimization
strategy.
But the blueprint isn't only about money, the other half of the blueprint is relevancy.
The streaming world has a short memory, and the way you fight that is by staying in the
conversation.
events, collabs, it all comes down to the same idea. Stand next to someone bigger than
you and you get to share some of their spotlight. Well if you thought he was underperforming
on the money side of the blueprint, just listen to this. In three years as one of the biggest
streamers on the planet, he's done exactly one traditional collab. Jynxxy.
What's the furthest you've ever traveled?
Florida.
And that was one time to go.
Dude, dude, oh man.
I still, I still can't even believe he did it, bro.
He's literally the goat.
He drove from Arkansas to Florida chat with his family.
Like, I still can't believe he did that.
Battles still go down as like my favorite stream of all time.
Photochinksie's house.
And that collab is almost worth a word, the only existing footage of K-So outside of his
own house.
My friend brought this up yesterday when we were chilling.
He said it's crazy that G.T. is literally has the only recorded footage of me outside
of my own strange setup.
Yep, yep.
It's the only one that's gotten me out of my room.
Matter of fact, he was the first time he'd ever left the state he was born in.
So this is the first time he's ever been out of like Florida or out of Arkansas?
Yeah.
Wow.
It's just I don't know, I'll be getting homesick.
I get away from home for too long.
I'm just man.
I don't know.
Over the last three years, Kase was won five different awards.
Dude, that's the realest thing ever.
Chad, y'all ever just like, even if it's for a gig,
but do y'all ever just like miss your home,
whether it's your mom or your dog or your cat,
or even just sleeping in your own bed?
Like, I love sleeping in my own bed, bro.
Like, I don't know, I just, I miss my home so fast, dude.
Of course.
And the streamer a lot goes to...
Kase-o!
He hasn't shown up to a single woman person.
According to the blueprint, all of those things just come with the territory of being in the
top 1%.
But Kesa was avoiding all of it.
And when you stack it all up, not going to award shows, turning down the collapse, even
the fact that he's only left the state of Arkansas once, you start to wonder if there's
more to it than just not caring.
Yeah, I didn't tell you on this bro when I was changing setups to go
from the trap house into the trailer I was literally a mental wreck for like a week straight
because I don't know if anybody else has this but do I have like some form of horrific OCD that
that I've had for years that if something even minor changes, I'm going to die.
You see, OCD is one of the most misunderstood conditions out there.
People hear the word and picture someone who just likes things clean and organized.
And while that can be a part of it, that's not exactly what it is.
At its core, OCD is anxiety.
For KSO, moving into a new house, moving into an environment
that was full of variables his brain hadn't had the chance to map out yet.
Like when I take my hat off and put it on the counter, same spot every night.
If it goes in a different spot, I'm dead."
Everything becomes unpredictable, and for someone with OCD, an unpredictable environment
is one thing that can't be controlled.
Each unknown stacks on top of the last until his brain is sent into overdrive.
"-Tell you some more for you.
Every time I would leave the work in the morning, I would go outside my house, and I would have
to check that my doorknob was locked 37 times, I would have to start my drive to work, take
a block back around in my house and check it another 11 times. And then I could go away.
Which explains why his setup has barely changed over the years. It's one of the places where
his brain already knows the answers to all the questions. It's his rules at his pace,
all in an environment that makes him most comfortable. But the need for predictability
doesn't stay contained to his house. Follows him everywhere. I went out in public three
times in a row. I got recognized all three times. I never went outside again though.
some people broke came up like hey yo can I get a picture everybody started
looking I'm like oh man dude I would better pass out man. I would say like 95% of the time when
someone comes up to you in public they're pretty cool um like very chill you know oh yo what's up
man like love the stuff love the content but then there's like 5% of the time where you will meet
like the weirdest human beings of all time. Like I'm talking like stalking you for 20 minutes,
staring at you, uh, like asking to like, uh, fucking hang out with you and you just met them
five minutes ago. Like 95% of people are really cool, but do 5% of people are just psychotic, bro.
Outside of that room, he controls nothing. Who's around? How'd they got there?
Whether someone grabs his shoulder before he sees it coming, none of it is up to him.
I don't go out in public! I don't! Never!
When he's at home, it's easier to manage. Because, well, he's in his own house,
but in public, there's no way to make the unknown stop. It's not only uncomfortable,
but also insanely overwhelming. You have a better chance of actually winning the
Powerball lottery than ever seeing me in public. That's how rare it is. No joke.
The blueprint says the path forward revolves around a constant state of evolution.
The more you change, the newer things are, the more excited people are to watch.
But, for K-So, that path has never really been accessible the same way it is for everyone else.
And yet, here he is.
Behind everything, the awards, the numbers, the journey from a race meal to the number 3 spot on
Twitch. Almost nothing has actually changed. He's been grounded in the fact that streaming
was never about being the very best. It was always about building a life worth living.
For himself and for the people he loves. For himself and for the people he loves.
Wait, Mom, we're about to get a 10 million.
I can't believe what I'm seeing.
We're about to get 10 million!
No way we're actually about to get it.
We need 10 million back in the world!
Let's go!
10 million, I'll kill you too!
His mom was there before any of this made sense.
She brought me some balloons in here!
Yeah, oh!
Before all of the awards and money, before tens of thousands of people were waiting for
him to go live, she was the only one who pushed him to try streaming in the first place.
It's a dead dumb dumb and playboy!
Dude, this is such a good video.
Oh my god.
What?!
It wouldn't be possible without y'all, Chad.
And you know who else it wouldn't be possible without?
My mom.
She comes down in front of the house.
Look at that!
And his dad, the man who spent his whole life doing the kind of work nobody claps for.
My dad, for example, like, dude, that's whole life.
just work and he's had multiple back surgeries, multiple wrist surgeries, multiple foot surgeries,
all from just working his whole life. The man he watched and worked alongside with,
do it with no complaints. I worked with my dad. We're both maintenance men.
Maintenance ain't easy work. You know, you're crawling under saints, you're changing faucets,
you're crawling up in addicts, you know, all that just nasty. The same man that taught him how to
work was eventually the one who told him to quit his regular job and do what he loved. I remember
the night we hit five thousand I was like all right tomorrow I'm gonna call my boss I remember I
got him to call because I was scared like hey boss you know I'm playing video games for a living
but it'd sound better coming from my dad because you know my dad was essentially like his right
hand man yep but yeah so when streaming became a reality he made sure that the two people who
spent their lives building him up never had to work again what has been like the most fulfilling
thing that you've run into in your career just that everybody gets to feel yeah and get away from
from the jobs, they hate it and everything like that.
And we could all just chill and do this.
That's the best thing.
I'm gonna say they're retired
because they don't wanna just chill and do nothing.
They do a lot of stuff for me.
Like my dad, if I need something to go get
or something he goes and gets it,
my mom handles all the background, like all of it.
If you ask Case, that's the whole story right there.
In a world where overnight success
has a way of quietly hollowing people out,
Case will never let any of it change him.
The only thing I wanna be is a play.
Yeah, I think the most like joy I've felt in life by far is just seeing your parents like not have to worry about anything anymore.
You know what I mean?
Like that, I think seeing your parents enjoy their life is like the most joy that I've felt for sure.
It's for people to go for four hours a night, forget about life, you know, crack some jokes, you know, have a good time and just just chill out.
And that's why this story isn't over.
Keso has already crossed the line and out of the most.
He turned his dream into real life.
He helped his family stop working.
He became the place he always wanted to be for others.
So whatever happens next is just icing on the cake.
Bro, y'all for real, low key making dreams come true, bro.
I mean, dude, oh man.
Chat's up and one in the chat if you love K-Sell, bro.
God, what a beautiful video, legitimately.
Like, oh my God, what a beautiful video, bro.
Oh my gosh, what a beautiful video.
That was such a good video, dude.
Wow, wow, what a video.
I have no words, bro.
Just literally the goat, bro.
I can't think of a person more deserving than Keso,
dude, like genuinely.
Bro, just, I've been posting videos every night,
streaming six days a week for four years,
making anything entertaining,
like literally just the goat, bro.
The goat, man.
Oh, what a good video chat.
All right, chat, now, as you guys can see,
My elo is the highest it's ever been!
As long as I don't fuck this up,
we have a legitimate chance of cracking into 500 elo today
for the first time ever.
I think, is this a gambit?
Should I take with the queen or the pawn?
I guess, I don't know, I don't wanna get the queen out.
You know what, man?
Let's get the queen out.
Why not?
What's the worst that could...
Okay, that can happen, fuck.
Um, finals.
Bro, I don't know what to do already.
Okay, reset.
The thing is, I don't get my queen up.
So now I just wasted my entire move.
Now I get my knight out, all right, lock it.
We need, I believe, three wins or four wins for 500 elo.
I believe three, three or four wins, bro.
Three or four wins.
I'm gonna go pawn.
If, no, pawn he claps a blunder.
Bishop to pin the knight to the queen.
He gets his bishop out.
Now we do this.
We get our, okay, this guy's good, chat this guy's, this guy's good, wait, I was going
to say I could do a little bit of a trick here but then he has that vision.
I don't want to take that yet because there's no point of popping it.
There's no point of popping it wide open yet chat.
Let's pause.
Let's go.
Bishop tonight.
I don't know, but is there a better play?
All right, Bishop tonight.
It looks like we're gonna kill both of our bishops,
which I don't think you're supposed to do.
This guy's so good, he's playing so fast, my God!
Sir, sir, sir!
How have you done six moves in 21 seconds?
Where are you on, bro, my God?
Am I playing against a solver right now?
Central Knight, why not?
I think this is a good play, I don't know.
Wait, Central Knight?
Chad, I'm scared.
Chad, I need to win, I need to win, Chad, I need to win.
Okay, I think we're good right now.
I think this guy's better than me, you.
That is fun.
Bro, okay, okay, okay, it's all good.
It's all good. It's all good. It's all good. It's all good. It's all good
Who come collected we already blundered we already blundered. It's okay. Everybody just calm down
We're gonna go here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna do my brain's exploding
I don't know we're gonna do this, but then that does nothing because he has the roots and I straight queens
I don't want to trade queens because I'm down material. I can't trade queens
fuck um
Pawn here this can't be bad physically can't be bad friends tonight
Jack, how is this guy playing so fast?
Jack, how?
Okay, our next course of action.
Pawn here?
Pawn here, no, no, no, no, Pawn here.
But he's gonna take, bro.
Rook here first, then we go Pawn here.
We get our Rook into the, okay, okay, wait,
he's selling, he's selling, he's selling.
Okay, this night does nothing.
This knight does nothing as long as we don't lose our queen.
This knight produces nothing.
Oh no, oh no, oh no, I'm flumbled.
Okay.
Queen here, that can't be about the way.
Then we go here.
But no, then if I go here, I lose my knight.
Shice
Technical here. I lose my night y'all. I did a little to do
We have got cynical
Okay check can I get a check going here
Yo, what's up?
You've ruined my plot.
Well, Sena, sorry, you called earlier now.
Yes, but you're ruining my plot.
See, I was joking around because complex made a mistake
and they put me at number four.
And I was saying that you deserve to be hired.
And I was going to call you to rub it in.
Hold on.
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
Holy fuck.
But you're good.
You're good.
No, I was gonna call you to be a to be a dill hole and rub it in, but then I saw there's a wonderful wholesome thing of you and I said, okay, you're right, the list doesn't matter.
But so I guess like I won't do that.
But I did want to say you deserve to be in the top three.
Thank you, Santa.
I appreciate it.
But it's it's okay.
Now, obviously, since I'm at number four, you were going to give me like a hundred gifted, right?
Yeah.
Well, no, no.
Wow, I love that women are being put first even if the list is back.
So you're probably going to give me like a hundred.
Uh, yep.
I'm going to do that right after this month.
Um, I'm just waiting.
I just, yeah, I need like in about a month, in about a month.
I got you.
I just need to wait for, yes.
I'm waiting for my card to get unlocked from the Twitch restrictions.
Actually, you know what's it up?
Because you're top four I'm gonna give you a hundred subs right now
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Wait, wait, no, no, no, no, no, you're good. Sit down. Don't worry. You're number four in the world like you earned this shit, Santa
You earn this
No, you earned this sit a you earn that keep the change
I don't send it all to one place.
Alright, chat market.
Okay, I accidentally ended up bringing the game back because he blinded his bishop.
What are our thoughts on a queen trade?
What are our thoughts on a Queen trade, guys?
Bishop takes, or Bishop takes threatens Queen,
Bishop retakes.
Can we sneak our knight in?
Right now this guy's threatening.
What pieces is he threatening?
He's threatening this.
We need to stop this.
He's threatening this chat.
We need to stop this.
Okay.
I don't know what to do, guys.
Okay, well, actually I know the way to stop it.
Bishop takes, he can't take Knight.
He can't take the Knight because Bishop has vision.
But then if Bishop takes,
then I should be able to reposition.
Okay, where can I put my,
there has to be a check on the board.
I know there has to be a check on the board, Chad.
Okay, okay, okay, let me think, let me think.
Okay, Knight to G5,
Wait, this is a nasty play 95
Queen takes check queen take queen take I win queen
But he's not gonna let that happen he's gonna move his bishop
We're back in the game. I don't really know how he kind of hung his bishop. I'm not gonna lie
I hugged my night though. So I'm not any better. I'm getting in a time trouble chat. We have to pick up the pace of play
Unless I'm tweaking don't I just win
chat. Don't I just want to vision from this? Queen takes night tapes. Oh, we're
just eating material. I'm going to be brain dead. It doesn't matter though chat.
It doesn't matter. His night's under pressure.
All right, we need to get the broken to the empty file. Now is where legends are
made. I think I've gotten a lot better at my end games. So let's see what I can do.
I think I've gotten a lot better at my end games though chat for real sees. He's
gonna go here. Alright first things first we got to get our king in the game. Okay the only
way to win an end game of chess is to get your king in the game. Take, take, take. We actually
win this exchange. We're up a pawn. Rook into the empty file. Night takes. Rook take.
I didn't see it til the end.
Guys, I didn't see it til the end.
I didn't see it til the end.
It's fine, Chad.
Do you want to know why?
Because, Chad.
The night is the most broken piece in all of chess for finessing people.
We got to get. Okay.
This is check.
This check accomplishes nothing, but it's okay.
It's all good.
Why is it all good, Chad?
Because remember, the knight is the most broken piece in chess.
Does he know that he needs to move his brook?
Does he know?
He knows.
Why don't we just keep moving our cane closer?
I'm just going to create like a fucking artist.
I know I did it.
He thinks I hung it.
Maybe he thinks, maybe he thinks, maybe he thinks.
We're just going to literally storm our king at him.
Oh, no, this isn't good.
Chaps isn't good.
He's starting to make plays now.
OK, collapse, rook, no, night take, rook take, rook take,
I have no pieces left. I don't know how we're going to win this guys.
Rook takes knight if he pushes pawn. Rook has vision all night. I have no time. Fuck!
We got to play faster.
Robo playing fast, what got me into this mess when I wandered my rook?
Okay, let me think, let me think.
There's a way to win this.
Chat with Magnus Carlson win in this position? Yes.
So that means that there's no, he just won this night.
Is this guy brain dead?
No, he didn't because look.
Oh, this guy's so cringe.
Because if I take, he takes.
Oh, this guy's so cringe.
All right, we're gonna see what happens.
Let's just close our eyes and keep pushing up.
Miho, but I don't know what to do.
I think we have like a good palm push.
We have something here. I don't know what it is.
To me, I'm just a man. To me, oh.
Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
He's starting to fuck up.
He's starting to fuck up chat.
Nah, he's not fucking up.
To you, I'm just a man. This guy's chatting.
What does he say? He said GG. All right.
This guy's so fucking cringe, bro. Bro, this guy's so fucking cringe, bro.
chat it's all good because guess what nah I suck wait what's he doing he's
wandering now he's fucking up he's fucking up now whoa now he's so fucking
cringe you can't fuck up because he has fished on everything
Maybe I can convert?
Can I get a queen?
Sir, can I get a queen, sir?
Sir, let me get a queen!
Wait, Rookchak, why not?
That's me, right?
No, he has two ponds.
This guy's so grand!
Fuck!
Do you love me, just a man?
Bro, this shit is over, chat.
over her. Chat this shit is jover. Wait he's fumbling. Hold up. Main one. How's that not
main knight? Can I check main and fuck? Chat, you know, dude. Dude, I, I, I, I, dude. Wait
Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal wait wait wait
Say you swear to God
They beat Burnley 1-0 and won the prem
you know
Let me say this bro to the Arsenal fans, bro the Emirates, bro
Look dude, I
Thought y'all were gonna I thought y'all were gonna bottle the league. I thought y'all were gonna bottle the league for the last two months, bro
GGs man
You know chat you have to ask yourself this who would you rather have win the prem arsenal or man city?
Arsenal rap who would rather win the prem arsenal or man city chat the answer is Arsenal, bro
Do you I'm just in there chat hold up
Chat wave wave wave wave wave wave wave wave wave
Hold it up chat hold up hold up
Yeah, look at this.
Yeah, we got to be activists.
Yeah, we got to be activists, bro.
Wait, no, no, no, no, no.
Is this it?
It's better to sing, it's better to sing.
Gah!
Messi's last world cup, Ronaldo's last world cup, and Neymar's last world cup.
Mateo Escobar.
Guys, look at this bro.
Junior, Manchester, United States.
Keep your head in the air.
Neymar, Junior, South.
Yeah, I never knew anything.
My son must be what's beautiful.
The things that I have.
Chad, doesn't this make you want to cry, bro?
And I'm wrong.
I'm my only friend.
I'm wrong.
I didn't know.
I didn't think he was going to play, to be honest.
And all that's just a piece of time in the world.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
But chat the thing is bro, I do believe Portugal is gonna win the World Cup
I do believe chat Portugal is gonna win
Chat I do believe Portugal is gonna win, bro. I
Do believe it, bro. I do believe Portugal is gonna win the World Cup
Bro, it's not zero ball knowledge, bro.
Look at Portugal's team.
Chad, y'all want to look?
Y'all want to look?
Look at Portugal's team.
Who's beating this, bro?
Who's beating this?
When I wanted to see, like, the edit of it, bro.
been in this team chat.
Portugal! Portugal! Portugal!
The national team has arrived!
Portugal!
Joe Neves!
Okay.
Vittia!
Okay.
Diogo! Diogo!
Okay.
Alcancello! Okay.
Trinco! Trinco!
Fernandes! Fernandes!
Bruno!
where's new no man that's that bro yo bro i'll report this guy
yeah yeah yeah jack best player in the world right now that's the best player in the world
bro just wait just wait until you see the world cup dude
unbiased me bro my life is on the line I will die if I get the prediction wrong
fate of the universe is on the line and I have to predict who's gonna win the
World Cup, four two thousand.
Chat. It's just, bro, they're stacked.
They're bigger, brotherly stacked.
They are stacked, bro, like legitimately stacked.
You're dead, fly high.
You are dead.
Mark, go now, though.
Check Spain?
Spain World Cup, buy it now.
all right bro bro where's the edit bro check where's the fucking edit
Yo, they have Roger and Patrick bro, G fucking G
Maybe Spain's gonna win actually, I don't know bro. Maybe Spain's gonna win
Chat like oh, I really don't know
France yeah, I already know Francis stacked bro, but here's my thing about France bro. Um
It might just be like too many
It might be too many stars, bro. Like, I honestly don't know.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Wait, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay, they're actually stacked.
They're legitimately stacked. Who are their midfielders, though? Like, who are their CMs?
Is it... too shaman-y?
And they oh my god, oh my god
Chad who's the CM's too shamanic is that the CM's and who else I
Don't know that he might be chopped bro. You need Cms, bro
Conte bro bro Conte is old bro you know what nerfs France is they don't like bro
I'm gonna be honest bro Spain bro Spain has Rodgerie and Patrick like Spain has
distribution specialists in the center of the field France just has a bunch of
fucking stars bro Tushamani is ass bro I'm sorry Tushamani is a ghost he's gonna
to go to the World Cup. Bro, Portugal just has everything. Portugal is the most complete
World Cup team. France doesn't have midfielders. They have defending and they have attacking.
They don't really have like CMs. They need CMs, bro. You need CMs to win a World Cup.
Jack, do you remember Spain with Javi and Eniesta? That's going to be Spain this year
with rogery and petri get out bro you need tenor mince bro what am i getting
tagged in like bro what am i getting tagged in bro legitimately what is this
shit jinx breaking news today as mildly bearable twitch streamer jinxie mildly
bearable and then my head is the size of a fucking boulder has been arrested this
comes after the internet personality assaulted a group of children outside of
Wal-Mart in Tarpon Springs.
We understand incidents between local clubs,
Jinxie outside of one of our premises,
apologies to any shoppers who are inconvenienced
by the incident, Ballarat.
Chat with Wal-Mart EverTweet Ballarat.
Also, there's not a Wal-Mart of Tarpon,
there's just one Wal-Mart.
Witnesses claim the children
merely asked the balding streamer,
where does Darth Vader get his sneakers?
Jinxie responded,
I mean, it was only a matter of time before this started plaguing AI videos.
Yo, guys, none of this shit happened, none of this shit is accurate, none of this shit is real.
By handing the child a massive knuckle sandwich.
Don't, don't.
Do you know what else is massive?
NOOOOO!
Bro, I think every time I watch Aaron's TikToks, bro, my brain cells just keep on shrinking.
Like, I think every time I watch this guy's shit, bro, my brain gets smaller.
I'm not kidding, bro. Let's hit him at least I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say, bro
Croatia, all right, let's see Croatia, bro
Bro chat you guys think Croatia is winning World Cup, bro. Miho
Well, I'm telling you, bro.
The favorites is probably Spain or Portugal.
France needs CMs, bro.
Muy buenas noches, señoras y señores.
Modric, Perisic, Rakitic, Liloistic, la Nintendo Switch, Mario y Pete.
What?
No, not mean, bro.
They're fucking lineup.
Who is Croatia's lineup, chat?
Domんだ, doma, doma, doma, doma, doma, doma, doma, doma, doma, doma, doma, doma, doma, doma, doma, doma, doma, doma, doma, doma...
No! No! chat! Listen bro, I'm gonna make myself clear...
Oh my god, I don't even know who to predict bro chat
Chat who is winning the World Cup in your opinion, I'm gonna say Spain. I'm gonna say Spain, bro
Bro come like come on Netherlands
Okay, Netherlands always has a stack team, bro
Bro, do I have to put edit every fucking time?
Oh, Virtual Band-Aid.
Jeremy Fripple!
Wait! Wait, wait, wait!
Yo! They don't keep us having Liverpool starting lineup!
With Fripple in the oven!
Okay, no no no no no no no they actually have never full, wait they actually have never
full, holy chem.
They actually have four never full Sarvastra.
BREAKIN THE OAK!
Memphis?
Wait, wait, wait, Memphis DePied?
Memphis De Piesto plays what?
Uh, Netherlands is stats.
Yeah, this is the top, this is the top eight or top 14.
This is the top eight or top 14.
Yeah, top eight or top four.
Netherlands is go to.
Bro, Netherlands does good in every World Cup chat.
Not everyone's does good in every World Cup.
Literally bro.
Turkey?
Let's see.
Tell us, look at all the teams.
Well, my thing broke.
Turkey 2026 World Cup.
Turkey!
Oh my god, they have R.D. Hunter too.
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait this guy's from Turkey?
Wait, Turkey is good.
I didn't know this guy was from Turkey though, chat.
What?
Bro, I didn't know.
What?
I can't mess up the world, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo, chat, can I do World Cup predictions?
High-fives is their website?
Bro, I'm gonna predict the World Cup right now.
I'm gonna predict the World Cup right now.
High-fives is their website.
Chat, I'm gonna predict the
FUCK OUT OF THE WORLD CUP!
I'm gonna get every game correct chat. Mark my words.
High fives, put it up, put it up, put it up.
Dude, I'm gonna predict every game of the World Cup, y'all. Every fucking game.
Yeah, Turkey is good, bro. Turkey, I did not know they had him.
BAM!
you
All right, chat, y'all what the best World Cup predictions ever?
Y'all what the best World Cup predictions you've ever seen?
Ever.
All right.
Group A. Czechia.
South Africa.
South Korea.
Mexico.
Alright this is going to be hard to predict.
South Africa Czechia.
Okay.
Chat lock-in.
I need my, I need like some good predicting music, bro.
Actually, I'm going to get it.
Alright.
South Korea, one Mexico to South Africa three check you for Bosnia Qatar, Switzerland, Canada.
Switzerland one, Canada two, Bosnia three, Qatar four, Brazil, Morocco, Scotland, Brazil,
Morocco, Scotland, Haiti, USA, Paraguay, Australia, Turkey, Turkey one, they're gonna fuck and
destroy us. USA to Australia.
By the way, Germany, Ecuador,
coached in Ivory and Kuwait, Germany.
One high five.
It's called, yo, high five.
What's up, dude?
I think I have a better one.
Remember your predictions.
Hold on.
Okay.
You got a better predictor website?
Yeah, it looks better.
It looks better.
Hold on.
Okay.
I don't know.
Yeah, my predictions are perfect right now.
Perfect. Not a single thing wrong.
Man up, man up.
Whoa. Nice.
Nice.
All right. Thank you, bro.
So in group A, we got South Korea,
Mexico, South Africa,
I love Czechia for even though I love Czechia, but in this group, Switzerland, one, Canada, two, Bosnia, three, Qatar, four. In group C, we got Brazil, one, Morocco, two, Scotland, three, 84.
In group D, we got Turkey, one. We might make it.
Turkey one, USA two, Australia three, Paraguay four,
Group E, we got Germany one, Kimmich mentality.
Ecuador two,
Ivory Coast three, Kurosawa four.
Whoa, this group's strong.
Netherlands one,
fuck.
Isn't, dude, Sweden's good.
I'm going to ask you.
Okay.
To Sweden to Japan, three Tunisia for Belgium, Egypt, Iran, New Zealand,
Belgium.
One.
Egypt, too.
Cabo Verde, Saudi Arabia, Spain, Uruguay, Spain.
Uruguay, Saudi free.
No, no, no, Saudi free.
OK, France, Norway.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Norway is stacked.
They have Haaland and Odegard.
Senegal three.
Wait, but Senegal could also win.
Bro, Bro, chat.
This is the best group.
This is the hardest group.
This is the hardest group chat.
France, Norway, Senegal.
What?
Bro, I don't know.
I don't know.
Did Senegal win the AFKON?
Didn't Senegal win the AFKON?
But Norway's so good, chat!
Senegal did win the AFKON though.
Alright, I don't know, this is the hardest group to guess.
I'm going to go Norway too, because I can just see Holland making a run.
Holland's going to make a run, that's going to be cinema.
Alright, group J, Argentina, Algeria, Austria, Jordan.
Argentina. Argentina. Argentina.
Austria is good as well.
Chad, doesn't Austria have
Rudy?
Algeria is good though.
Oh, doesn't Austria have Rudy
though?
let me go. Ah, all right, let me go. Bro, Algeria is good though. Let me go Austria.
Let me go Austria. Let me go Austria. Colombia, Portugal, Uzbekistan, Congo, Colombia.
All right, y'all. Last group. Croatia, England, Ghana, Panama. Another good group. England at one, Croatia at two, Ghana three, Panama four, chat.
Now, it is time to generate our bracket and predict.
Whoa, how does, whoa.
Have as well let me generate dude
Hi, guys, what the fuck is this general let me generate I
Have to log in oh
Thank you. I must see tea. Okay. Okay. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go
Predicting the World Cup winners.
Okay, South Korea versus Japan.
Japan.
Canada versus Morocco, Morocco.
Switzerland versus Australia, Switzerland.
Wait, how did Australia make it?
I thought I had Australia get knocked out.
What?
Wait chat three people make it from each crew. What thought it was two
The top three. Oh, that's kind of good actually
okay
Brazil versus Mexico Brazil Turkey versus Senegal. Oh, that's a good game
Turkey versus Senegal. I'm gonna go Turkey
Ecuador versus Sweden Sweden
Germany versus Algeria Germany USA versus Netherlands
Netherlands bro, Netherlands dude, USA we're not good bro, but maybe we'll make it to
top 32 at least.
Belgium vs Congo, Belgium.
Uruguay vs Norway, Norway.
Spain vs Saudi Spain.
France vs Egypt France.
Argentina vs Ivory Argentina.
Colombia vs Croatia?
Croatia.
Portugal vs Scotland, Portugal.
versus Austria England holy shit okay my brackets heating up Japan versus Morocco Morocco Switzerland
versus Brazil Brazil Turkey versus Sweden Turkey Germany versus Netherlands that's such a good
game Germany. Belgium versus Norway. Norway I think Holland's gonna make a
run. Spain versus France. Fuck wait what how's that round of 16? Wait are we sure
this is even a correct bracket? How would they be playing in round of 16? What?
Chad, are we sure this bracket is correct?
What?
Spain versus France.
No.
No, I don't know.
I don't know.
It's too good of a game, bro.
Spain, bro.
They have better midfielders, Chad.
Spain has better midfielders.
Argentina versus Croatia.
Argentina.
Portugal versus England.
Portugal.
Wait.
without the messy vs Ronaldo and quarters.
Okay.
Morocco vs Brazil.
Brazil.
Turkey vs Germany.
Fuck, Germany.
Norway vs Spain.
Spain.
Portugal vs Argentina.
Portugal.
And then we have
the greatest semi-vitals
in World Cup history.
Brazil vs Germany.
Ah.
Oh, I don't know.
Germany
Spain vs. Portugal
Spain
finals is Spain vs. Germany Spain is my world cup winners
Yeah, this is my world cup predictions bro screenshot it memorize it that way you guys can roast the fuck out of me when I'm wrong
Because let's be honest who can actually predict the world cup, bro, but I'm gonna try bro. I think that's a good prediction
Bro, I'll say this this this upper run is just it's too easy
It's too easy.
Terrible last prediction, bro, but chat.
Think about Germany, bro.
Germany's a well-rounded fucking team, bro.
Well-rounded fucking team.
Think about Spain.
Well-rounded fucking team.
Wait, no.
I'm changing my predictions.
Portugal is winning the World Cup because of new no-man.
chat I'm changing my predictions I don't care I don't give a fuck Portugal is
winning the World Cup because the new no-man desk locked no no they're winning
chat they're winning chat they're winning Portugal is winning World Cup
because the new no-man desk chat I'm not kidding bro dead ass wait I got to get
my coffee hold up chat or is that is the Jinxie World Cup predictors bro Jinxie
World Cup prediction
I think I have made out of every streamer I believe I have made the best World Cup predictions.
We're going to have to see, but I believe that I have created the best World Cup predictions.
Yeah.
Chat.
What do you guys think?
What do you guys think, bro?
Check Morocco squad, bro.
I know Morocco is stacked.
I have them in the top eight.
I know Morocco is good.
I have them in the top eight, bro.
Bro, but you think they're better than you think the Morocco's better than Brazil, bro. It's Brazil, dude
Now this is my predictions chat. I got Germany Portugal Portugal wins
Nuno Mendez gonna be lifted a World Cup chat. Trust me mark my words now now chat for y'all understand
I'm talking about because everybody says I'm larping
chat
Everybody says I'm a larper bro. Yeah. Yeah. Let's show you Nuno Mendez highlights really quick
just so I could show you the best player in the world right now, bro.
Since y'all don't fucking know, bro, y'all don't watch football at all.
Y'all don't watch football at all.
If you don't know that Nuno Mendez is the best.
Now chat, we're not just going to look at Nuno Mendez highlights, bro.
We are going to look at Nuno Mendez champions league highlights, bro.
We're going to look at Nuno Mendez champions league highlights.
Best player in the world right now. Best player in the world right now chat. I'm not trolling.
This guy is the reason why PSG won Champions League last year. If you didn't watch the
games, watch the games. Nobody talks about him. Watch out because he's a defender. Nobody
Nobody ever gives defenders love, bro.
Nobody ever gives defenders love.
Bro, this guy is a defender who is also a world class attacker.
No no no no!
And this!
What's this guy?
you
So chat who do y'all think is better bro Hakimi or Nuno Mendez?
Who do y'all think is better Hakimi or Nuno Mendez?
Michael only say hi lights.
Alright, now chat a lot of people are saying that this guy is the best player in the world
right now.
judging. A lot of people say that this guy's the best player in the world right now that's
Let's judge it.
All he's saying, takes him on Vayne,
Olyse!
World class!
And now they are back in this!
Olyse with a stunner!
It's just marvelous technique!
This is another example of that.
Oh my god!
It's lovely, it's in, oh they say.
And it's another beauty.
This is a typical, or least it, gold.
Or least it.
Always looking to catch a side.
Yo.
It's my dude.
This dude is disgusting, bro.
That's his shot right there.
He cuts it across and just fucking curves it into the top left corner every time.
That's his shot.
But what is France even gonna do with this team in the World Cup?
Bro, they have fucking six star attackers.
What are you even gonna do?
Like, are they just gonna do it in like, you play 45, you play 45, like how the fuck are
they gonna do it?
How?
Chad, how are they gonna do it?
Full press.
Rotate them.
Duwe, Cherokee, Dembele, Olise and Mbappe. Like what the actual fuck are you supposed
to do with that many attackers?
Don't get me wrong, it's a good problem to have.
Gavry thought about the shot, elected the pass and said,
Olise!
It's another one for Bayern!
It's becoming a first-half runaway!
Michael Olise!
Cazudo, Rob!
Kane is a little people, Olise.
But let's go again, it's the option.
Michael Olise might not need him, he doesn't.
He's put it in anyway.
Another goal for Michael Olise.
We've not played two and a half minutes in the second half,
And by it are streaking out of sight that top was disgusting
They're asking the question here
That's why you always stay on the ball, dude.
So, Jack, is there anybody right now that you guys think is better than him, right now?
I'm talking about right now, bro.
Anybody right now?
Louis Diaz, no.
D'Augue, no.
Let me give all. Yes, that's valid. Let me give all of its valid. Let me give all of its valid. Wait, chat. I want to watch that Turkish player chat. What's that Turkish player again in place for you back?
Chet, what's the Turkish player that plays for Yübe?
Yes, Yildiz.
Yes, this is the guy I want to watch.
I want to watch this guy.
I heard about this guy the other day.
I heard this guy is disgusting.
From Turkey too, Chet.
This guy is insane like this guy is crazy
Number 10 that's a good start holy chest control holy holy ball control
What
How the fuck are you supposed to save that tell me if you're the keeper how the fuck are you supposed to save that?
Okay, this guy's five-star skill moves I would say 92 pace right now
Okay, okay this guy's gonna crash.
WHAT?
Oh my!
Oh my god!
Dude, Turkey has a good World Cup team too!
Raph! Raph! Raph!
Bro, he's fast! He's so fast on the ball!
Bro, I'm not gonna lie
How shifty he is on the ball reminds me of Messi. I'm not comparing him to Messi
Relax, I would never compare anybody to Messi, but how shifty he is on the ball
It does remind me of Messi, bro
like that like that looks like some shit messy would do
and the number 10 number 10
I gotta try and see if that's a noob.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Bro, you can't get the ball off the stack.
His balance is insane.
Rats, rats.
Roar
All right chat who else who else who else chat
Who else who else I'm seeing a lot of people are saying Bruno a lot of people are saying Bruno
All right, chat.
Brutal Fernandez is one of the best writers in the world.
That's the highlight of the Portuguese legend!
Wait, this video is shit, bro.
Why are some of these shit?
Here we go. Bruno Highlights Chat. Bruno Highlights Baby.
Oh
If they would have scored, if they would have scored off of that, oh my god.
Yo
Oh my god, dude, he's so clean on the ball.
Wow.
Anybody else?
Shit.
Wow, anybody else?
Anybody else?
Shierky?
Alright, now, uh, yeah, I'm excited to watch this one.
I'm not going to lie to you.
Way hot out.
Second half has me doku.
Trifling off this left hand side.
Second half has me doku.
Trifling off this left hand side.
Wow.
There's Cherokee, Cherokee in the air.
Cherokee is going to Cherokee!
What's going on?
Bro started juggling in the middle of a game.
Oh!
Che go razo le cerchi!
Yeah, and France has this guy, too, bro.
Like Jesus.
Oh!
Damn!
Oh, my god.
Wait.
This is my favorite highlights yet.
Ryan Sheerke!
On it! On it!
Any thoughts on the, uh...
...of the women's rigidity?
Are we going to answer it tomorrow?
What do you think?
Bro, he's just having fun.
Bro, he's just having fun, bro.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
No!
Here comes Cherokee, going the long way around Romero, still stroking his way through,
It's so good
Wait, say you swear to God. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Say you swear to God he scored
He is Cherokee in behind.
What a ball.
That's a crowd.
Cherokee.
And maintaining their position in the playoffs.
He is quite telling.
Checkie!
Oh, and he didn't get a hold of it!
All right, Paxes!
Oh, he ran out of the blinders.
With the Bresigondas, he lost all of them.
Rajaercki picked two in last.
Yeah, bro.
This guy's the same.
Checkie!
Paxson-Lengas!
Oh my god, oh my god!
control is insane. It's like the ball is like a magnetically tied to his foot.
Oh, he can't be dispossessed.
I'm not even kidding, he's really sexy to watch play bro, he's very, very sexy to watch
play.
Very sexy to watch play y'all.
All right, but chat, we gotta start gaming, bro.
I've been fucking, what's it called?
I've been fucking reacting to shit for like two hours.
Chat, now, should we jump on Rocket League
and try to hit Diamond?
What do we fucking think?
Hi guys, do I have Rocket League in my steam
or do I have it in my Epic launcher?
Oh no, no, I know where it is.
Chow, I'm gonna hit Diamond.
Relax, bro.
I'm gonna hit Diamond, guys.
Guys, I need you to put a little bit of faith in me, bro.
I'm gonna hit Diamond.
Trust me.
All right, Chow.
Let's go.
Let's do this.
All right chat let's go let's do this
I
Locked the fucking guys this might be a long string today
Who in this chat is horny what in the chat of your horny body to make you
Paris major
This is in wait. We have to watch this no no no this starts tomorrow
tomorrow?
Shaft, this starts tomorrow in the morning, right?
In the morning, bro, we have to watch this.
We're switching.
At least the finals thing.
At least the finals.
I've said it before and I'll say it again.
In terms of eSports, in terms of raw entertainment, Rocket League is the most entertaining eSports.
In terms of raw entertainment, it is fucking cinema.
All right, Chad, let's go, lock him.
Bro, we gotta watch this.
Chad, we gotta watch the Bears, maybe, bro.
Buddy!
Hey, buddy.
Say some more.
Now, the Chats.
We got it, mom.
Bro, I gotta get back to watching more football headlines.
It's just, bro, I got a fucking, bro, I got a copyright strike from watching a game,
so I just gotta be more careful about it.
Because Brad literally got a whole ass copyright strike chat
Literally a whole ass fucking copyright strike y'all. All right, and if you get three of those your permit and
Chat there's my World Cup predictions as well
GTARP chat are we getting on GTARP today?
chat are we getting on GTRP chat say the word guys I'm down I'm down I'm down
I'm down but listen I gotta get done okay I will get on GTRP why would they
ban you um I honestly don't know it's not like I was posting the video to my
YouTube I would just react and do it on my screen
Bro, boggles through my elo to plat one, fuck!
TTS, highbites, blue TTS, wait, wait, wait, chat can put it on.
Alright chat, we're gonna play rocket league and then we're gonna play GTRP and then we're
gonna play league of legends.
We should have played 2k with lows tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow.
Bro, I'm not getting boggles shut up. I'm not getting boggles. I de-ranked y'all. I de-ranked bro. I
De-ranked guys
So what okay, y'all need to get boggles go already scored shy
All right chat, you know we're on the grind to diamond
Say no wrong the grind to diamond, baby. I
Got it. I got it. I got it. I got him. I got him a guy at the way guy at the way
Pass demo demo double a demo and a bump you gotta score this even if we're one room
He broke room one
He makes are you smoking cocaine? What board do I got a dip?
Chat, I demoed one and fucking bumped the other.
Skrotex chaired 300 bits Pokemon cards in the mail for you.
ML ML no no no no
Bro, I'm only gonna get boggles if yo want me to get it bro if I keep playing with that guy
I'm gonna go to silver
Yes Jesus
Hi guys, it's Voggles in!
See you on the screen.
Bro, I'm not better with Voggles.
We haven't won yet.
Then again, though, this teammate had to open that.
He didn't score.
I just looked at my jumps and then it reminded me of you.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Yes!
Super Sonic Speed Diff!
speed dip, super sonic speed dip. We're going to diamond today chat!
No, that's on me that's on me
That was on me. Hey, hey, hey that was on me. No, no, that was on me. That was on me y'all
We know shut the fuck up just shared 100 bits TTS come to my grand party view the
sixth time living room of UFL burgers and hot dogs plus full party with hot
Bro, what? What? Did he survive into this?
Yeah, I think he survived into a graduation party.
Burgers, hot dogs, and a hot tub.
That's over the middle.
Ducked on. That's got a drop in front of the net. You got to score.
teammate, you missed the ball?
teammate, I need you to score.
Look at the bar control. I'm like Ryan Scherke. Shabby, I'll see the bar control. No.
Nice! I got it, I got it, I got it! No, no, I don't know, I don't know. I got it, you diamond man!
Yes, yes, open goal, open goal!
AHHHHHH!
Thank you, man.
Chad, I'm not ball chasing. Stop saying that, I'm not ball chasing.
Muck.
We're on playing very smart and reserved and cautious.
No! No! No!
No, I got it, I got it.
No!
See how reserved I am?
John Blainbury claustrophes.
I sold his boots.
Not my teammates, but I sold the other guy.
What a save, I'm so good.
Ha ha ha ha!
Bro, we need to score.
We have a minute to die.
We have to die to game.
Over the middle!
Fuck.
Miss business, please daddy chill daddy chill. I got it. I got it
Chipping comes to cheer 100 bits play ghost of sushi. What is that game?
What is that?
Is that a sword again?
We have to score now, we have 18 seconds to tie, we have to tie the game, we have to
tie the game right now.
my teammate did nothing the whole match I gotta go to match it like that you
match it up the first goal road to goal
100 bits page into it's me again I have question where did Darth Maul get his
Vader from listen listen listen listen how do I go to match replay I just
wanted to watch it I just want to watch it chat because I got a demo and a bump
Which I've never been done before and he didn't score. I played 1100 matches of rockin me. Holy shit
There's a guy with 70,000 wins
Does he wash his ass
Okay, check listen
Where did we go?
No chat chat doesn't show my game guys it doesn't show my game guys it doesn't show
my game guys goods pay me in shared 100 bits the furry discord misses you please come back
Bro, before he gets scored, he can go fuck it down!
I'm not ever coming back!
No, no, no, no, no, I was not in it!
I was not in it!
I missed the set, but I was trying to say, I was not in it.
Shhh!
I was not ever in it, bro.
I'm not, like, I was never in it.
I just missed that.
No, it's not caught, it's not yellow guy with hands up.
Guys, I was never in it, I just missed poke.
Play with boggles, I'd rather die!
I was never in a furry discord shut up dude shut up Ryder the green prime self baby pre-check
Go Logan! No no no no no no no no! Logan why are you in that core? Logan! Logan what
the fuck is that car? What the fuck is that? Looks like a cockroach!
You look like an open carton of milk get demoed get demoed key
See I freed up this chat. I knew he's gonna hit it in the watch this watch this
Is that guy Neo from the Matrix? No, no, no
It's your karma karma guy at the way guy at the way guy at the way
Past the bow pass the ball nice good job. He almost scored daddy I got it. I got it
No, I got anymore power on that
I got to give more power on that y'all Arsenal won the league I saw bro hey
congratulations to Arsenal dude here's a well-shared one
congratulations I thought they were gonna bother Darth Maul get his shoes
congratulations to Arsenal dude because he wears boots
hey Jixie you really suck shut the fuck up if I suck when I score like this if I
I suck when I score like this.
This is awkward.
Fuck!
He missed.
Ballchase Benjamin! Yo bro, shut that shit up!
I'm not ballchasing, it's called positioning guys.
Bump idiot, get bumped.
Ha ha ha!
Jit, son, miho.
What is this?
No, get him chill! No!
No!
Keep it up until me.
I have been a sub for 25 years when you will do a goon earth and also high-vives can you remove this fatty from the screen
You've been subbed for 25 years, but I only been alive for 24 years
So how is that possible?
My teammate's actually a beast
Bro, maybe that core is the method Jack maybe that core is the method Jack that ass
Dead on the graphics looks so good on PC chats.
Nope, get that out.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Copper ass statement.
First off, bro, there's no such thing as copper in this game.
Second, I'm not copper.
I'm gonna get fucking diamonds today.
Mighty Mages went for a Cuxar Bint.
Are we dead at? In Platinum 1!
Mighty Mages went for a Cuxar Bint. Are we dead at?
Cool. That's gonna bounce. You may finish, finish, finish, finish!
What the fuck was that?
Bro, I thought Clippers do get paid on TikTok.
What?
No, no, no, no!
Logan, it's up to you! You have to save us, Logan!
Logan, please! Yeah!
W, Logan!
Logan, save me again! No, Logan!
Yes!
Logan, I gotta break away. Logan, open that for me. Open that.
Logan, I got you. I wanna chill out.
No!
Ugh!
Niiiine!
How many of them?
Come up terrible!
Logan, come up terrible!
YES!
Logan, come up terrible!
Can you please remove the creature at the bottom left of the screen?
YO SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Mexico's gonna win most likely.
It's like Champions League and we're in the second leg right now and we need to win the second final and I'm gonna do it!
FUCK I MISSED FUCK!
Demo, no.
13 seconds, look, it's probably gonna go to overtime!
Listen, everybody, hold!
Hold!
We're probably gonna go to overtime!
Look, and I love you, look it!
I deserve death.
Logan I love you! Logan I love you! Logan my ghost! No no no no no! No! No! No! No!
I have no boo.
Alright, 0 and 2, hi guys, get the record on stream dude.
Guys, I'm gonna get diamond, everybody just relax!
Rob, think of it as your one.
Uma, think of it as your five.
Wait, Boggles is in chat?
Say you swear to God.
Say you swear.
Boggles!
Boggles, do you want to play twos?
Miho, your teammate can hear me?
Carlos Carlos Carlos I heard you breathing come on dude come out no Carlos that's on me
Please cheer 500 bits, LeBron or Jordan the ghost.
Michael Jordan.
Michael Jordan the ghost.
Hi guys, you can speed up the CTFs a little bit on rocketing.
Hi guys, you can speed up the CTFs a little bit on rocketing, you can make it go faster
if you want.
He can ask more questions.
Yam, speed it up, speed it up.
Somebody said Victor went by Yam as a ghost?
Bro, how can he beat a ghost back if he just started his career?
Yeah, Victor went by Yama, he's young, dude, he's like, he's like what, 25, 24?
He's like my age, y'all.
It's cash cheered 300 bits the ojins to get me in diamond are and I can help my doctor my fellow
Bro, I need help. Yeah
Bro, but if I play diamond lobbies, I'm gonna sell dude. No Carlos
Carlos Carlos Carlos Carlos watch out
Please! Please! Please!
Nice, Carlos!
You sellin' flat anyway? Shut the fuck up! No I don't!
I got it! Carlos, move!
No, Cardinals! I'm sorry! Cardinals, you gotta save us! Save us! I have no boost! Cardinals!
No! I missed the ball again! Cardinals, watch out! I got it!
Yes, yes, Cardinals! Yes, get that!
Cardinals 07 undisported, 100 dicks, jinxed, C vs. Staff, all live event.
YES!
Don't miss IT! Location, the rest of the world, the Alpin Springs Tickets on sale at the Moon's
Carlos, I love you. We're gonna be in Carlos, I love you.
Or enter the giveaway by typing hashtag locs.
Oh my god, okay, okay, okay, Carlos, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna try to get at it.
We don't stop grinding until we're diamond ch-
BAH!
What am I supposed to do with this? Look at this shot!
I don't even know what he did.
Hey, you did something weird.
Carlos, open that.
Stay calm.
Carlos, just stay calm.
It's open.
that the stay calm Carlos the stay calm it's open
Carlos I love you so much Carlos you're my god
way to stay calm Carlos way to stay fucking calm baby
one two three seven eight jim 100 bits
no that's even a double tap but I'm
shit
Queen to be seven is checkmate. I'm on Rocket League right now! What the fuck are you
watching, dumbass? I've been on checkma... Carlos! Fuck me in the ass!
Carlos, you can just... She has 100 bits. Love from Belgium plus watching in
hazard highlights next time. Eden Hazard, the Belgium GOAT, or Kevin de Bruyne.
different positions bro different positions bro
Kevin De Bruyne
Carlos hit that
Carlos you're actually so good bro genuinely
Carlos I got you, no
Carlos I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sorry, sorry
Carlos listen bro
I don't know if you can hear me because I think my mic was working earlier
Carlos if it comes down to it
I'll score the game winner. I got you. I got this. I got this. I got this somewhere. Don't worry. I got it.
Maxi cheered 100 bits. Jinxed. So please start a clipping campaign. We get paid nothing by Tic-Toc.
bro since when bro I thought tiktok paid all the people that live
since when Jack
oh my god oh my god did you see that Jack did you see that Jack did you see
Did you see that?
No. Carlos, please.
Guys, I got two good states in a row, guys.
Carlos, Carlos, you the go. Carlos, you the greatest human ever.
Carlos, Carlos.
Carlos, if you can hear me, Carlos.
hear me Carlos I want you inside me as long as rating plus and consensual
Carlos you're the goat keep going I'm almost finished
wow all right mods time that guy mods time that guy he is 12 no he's not bro
Carlos is as well
yeah the thing about Rocket League is
you
I'm only gonna finish when you eat diamonds
I go back and forth from go three to plat two somewhere in there
Alright bro, hey, me too bro, I've never made the past plat two, bro
Oh, forward pass
You all you have not? I thought I saw you did
Nope, but my highest is plat two
Well, no, I actually got plat three in freeze, I got plat three in freeze
freeze but three is I heard easier oh my god I missed the ball completely I'm
so sorry grab that you got at it I pre-jumped going up to you to you you
You got it!
Fuck, I'm sorry!
Crosk, Crosk, you're good, stay with it.
I'm sorry.
Alright, alright, I'm staying on it, staying on it, staying on it.
My ball, my ball.
You have it, I'm staying on it.
I'm lining it.
I'm going to pass over the middle to you.
Over the middle to you.
I'm going to bump him.
I missed him.
Fuck.
Oh, he popped it.
Oh, no.
Yeah, yeah.
You got it, bro.
She made an edge to cheer.
It's 200 bits.
Oh, here comes the press, man.
Can you change my mind?
God bless you and your family.
That's right, that's right.
Have a good day.
Uh, supporting?
supporting
I'm back I'm back on D pause okay, that's you I go now I go now yes, that's me yes
Okay, okay, I got you I hit up in the air
Nice nice touch. Oh, we missed. Oh my god. That looks good. That looks real good. Yes. Yes
Nice dude! Holy shit! Bro, you dunked on him! Look!
What? Holy sh- What the fuck?
What the fuck was that? Actually, what the fuck?
Oh my gosh, that's hilarious.
That's so awesome.
Bro, you hit it with your ass, dude. That was actually sick.
Oh my god, okay. Nice.
I got it, I got it, don't worry.
Boom!
Save it.
Supporting?
Now's underscore system and shit 300 good traffic child
Yep, Charlie and easy you
Now we take it we take it bro. Hey, it doesn't matter who scores for a team game baby. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
Good shit roll
How long you gonna play Rocket League for man season 17 about a year oh
Oh, that was my bad, I'm back.
You're good, yes.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, bro, I actually love playing this game, bro.
It's like, this is the only game where you can just literally fucking listen to music,
and I don't even have to be screaming in front of the stage.
You can just listen to music and fucking play.
That's internet, bro. That's internet.
Ooh, you got it.
Fuck, I'm so fucking bad!
but I'm going all the way back back back back challenging is great challenge
oh follow them it up oh wait it's a ball Terry shared 100 bits hey Nicholas it's
me Teddy from high school it's so cool to see you streaming on kick me and
Dustin really miss you the training team is nothing without you and remember
that kiss you in that shed in the back of the bus this is the highlight of my day I get to play in
Tixie so far no this is fun yes sir bro uh yo hi guys whoever that fucking guy is
chat that's all fabricated bullshit bro I wasn't on the cheer team with Dustin
oh my god yep all you all you all you all you beautiful good composure for the net dude hat
Thank you, thank you, thank you
Bro, you know, I've lost every game I've played tonight this is the first win I'm always free. I thought I was gonna jump over
Same here. You do a lot of solo queuing or yeah, I like solo queuing. I think it's kind of fun
I mean like sometimes I get teammates that are way better than me and then other times I get teammates where it's like their first day on earth
So it keeps it fun
Like the other day I got a teammate who never played rank before but I caught him
while he was in his place to match the game. At like flat two, Lila.
RickSnowCheers 245 bits. Shut up, you smelly fartsman on Vila.
Oh my god, he hits it! He hits it! He hits it!
chat look at this look at this look at this what are the odds of that
dude let's make ten to zero bro
yeah I made one join one win today oh my god I didn't mean to think about it
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
You can't concede, no matter what we can't concede.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
No matter what we don't concede.
Blinding it.
I'm gonna stay on this well.
I missed the ball from Lili.
Nice.
The chip, the precious.
I'm gonna get the mid boost and then come up to help you.
That's landing on me.
I got it, I got it.
That's so bad!
Fuck!
Bro, it's hard to get high!
I got it.
Oh no I don't. You're good.
Team B and QPP chaired 100 bits.
Jinxed to see how many gifted for a skinny dip stream.
Oh I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
No you're getting a psychotic message.
Oh you gotta go to no no no!
Oh what a shame!
What a big shame!
What the fuck!
Bro that was a team save.
That was a team save.
GG
Bro, it was nice playing with you, man. My pleasure now. I'm really happy to meet you. Yes, sir. Hey, nice to play with you, bro
Good play. Have a good game
Dude, what a guy what a wholesome ass dude, bro, you know chat we
Chat to be to tournament in seven minutes Adam
Yeah, I will Adam chat
I got to have one more game right get boggles boggles are you in the chat we've craft chair
a boggles tts jinxed see I need your insurance details because you crashed into me in rocket
see you in the next week. Chat
this boggles water play.
Boggles. Boggles.
No, we're going to make it on
time. Chat. We're going to make
it on time. Chih-chih-chih-chih.
Boggles.
Is he in chat?
Chat is bugles in chat.
Oh no he's not, he's not.
What?
Dude, I have time for one game right?
No, I don't know if I do.
Chat, I don't know if I do guys.
Probably not, I don't have time.
Oh
Join my party balls
I'm gonna go be chicken cows to cheered 100 bits play ghost of sushi moods peak
I sent this as a backup TTS in case the other doesn't send
Your job you hear me
You're trying once you have a guy one nest on it
We get the Darth Maul colors.
I'm Ronny the Pigeon.
It's fucking good.
Darth Maul colors and Ronny the Pigeon.
Let's fucking go.
I'm gonna put my climb tag as a lock.
Added my fill and my cheer to 200 bits, love the streams jinxed, see, love from our brain.
Why did the mayor go to Darth Maul?
Why does balls always push himself onto the stream? No one wants him.
Okay.
Get high guys and raise balls.
I'm not the fucking streamer.
BALLS!
Yo, what's fucking good?
ARE YOU READY, BRO?
Yup.
Yo, balls!
Why is the champ retweeting?
Why are you retweeting what?
What?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are they retweeting? What happened?
What are they doing?
I was reading Q&A's, but I think what they're retweeting is because I've said we're gonna win
because I have Ronny the Pigeon on my car and I have the Darth Maul colours on my car.
You have Darth Maul wheels?
Yup.
Yo bro, are you dead?
No, like, are you dead ass?
Bro, Darth Maul fucking wheels, bro?
What?
Big Bees, wait, wait how much fits over 100 bits?
Hey, Joe, send in his pies from 1940 Germany.
Can't wait for you to do rank to gold.
Thanks.
Hi guys, report.
Big Bees was taken out.
Report that guy to the FBI.
Thank you.
Have a nice three share of it.
Chia, how do you change?
How do you change?
Where?
Tell me please.
You're a good woman.
I didn't know that.
regions already in the US East, it's your tournament region, you should be thin.
Bro, but how do I do it so I know how to do it? How do I do it so I know how to do it?
Settings, game play?
Settings, game play, and it's like near the bottom.
And also-
POST MUED STREAM BALLS! FUUUUCK!
For fuck's sake, I get asses, I get asses.
Cause you don't mute it!
You don't ever mute it!
Cut me some slack, I haven't been in a rocket league game with you for ages.
Go to the where, chat, where, where, where, where, where, where, where.
It's the fourth one at the bottom.
What the chat? That's this tournament schedule.
Yeah, like, oh wait, are you talking about like just engine?
There it is. Okay. I did it. I did it.
All right, I got it. I got it. Don't worry. I got it. I got it.
Yep. Bro, you shouldn't listen, bro.
Get this fucking ball. I'm gonna literally like fry.
That's all good.
That's good.
I won that tournament with fucking balls.
What's with that again?
I want a tournament with boggles.
Bro boggles is good bro.
Alright dude listen.
You're not saying that.
Balls!
You should make it.
Balls!
Listen bro, listen.
We've never won.
Listen bro, we have never won.
Today all of that changes bro.
All of that bullshit!
The negativity in the past of us losing tournaments.
Oh! Top 32! Top 32!
Fuck that, bro. Let the haters hate. We're winning this tournament, bro.
Pee up!
Yep. Um, you should make a team name, uh, Lark Maxels.
Yo, yo, A, A, bro. Listen.
Pull some lark. Yo, bro, none of this shit is lark, dude.
Chat, none of this shit is lark. Bro, bro, none of this shit is lark, chat.
Stop typing that stupid shit.
Today is today. Thank you, VX.
Bro chat, what type of animal does jinxed see how?
The Darth Mike.
Yo chat, listen to how brain dead that message is.
What are you even typing bro?
What are you thinking about?
What did this guy say?
Balls shut up, be quiet, don't talk, you're annoying.
But see if I was...
Steve had an American accent, things p-
Bro but balls, listen dude.
No, no, no, no, no, listen. Yo, boss, listen, boss, you hear me, bro?
Yeah, buddy, bro balls
People in life are gotta make fun. That's how life goes. It happens to everybody
Balls the only opinion that matters of yourself, bro is your own opinion
It doesn't matter what anybody else's opinion of you is well as long as you're happy with who you are as a person
That's all that fucking matter, bro. Yo people are always gonna be hating brown
It doesn't matter, Vols. It doesn't change who you are, dude.
Yep.
Let people hate, bro. As long as you like yourself, Vols, that's all that matters.
Literally, bro.
Fuck that shit, bro.
Bobby plays, chaired 100 bits.
Would you ever give him a 6-mobile a drive?
You would never succeed without failure.
Yes, Vols.
A, A, yes.
Chat, failure is necessary for success, bro.
Quarter of a day from Vols, dude.
Yes.
Yep.
I'm not barking bro. It's real. It's real life shit
People are chat people are always gonna be caving on bro
It doesn't matter though because the only opinion that matters is your opinion of yourself chat
It doesn't matter what your uh fucking friends think you're fucking
Cousin brother bro as long as you like yourself bro, that's all that matters. You don't need anybody to like
Yeah
You're doing see what I join my new clan I made it's called
Lot lot lots of her's car garbage. Me. Ho. I'm not joining your fucking clan
Me. Ho. I'm not joining your plan
Bro, I'm already in the chud muffins plan. This is my og clan. I'm not leaving. This is my chud muffins plan
Fair enough fair enough
Shared 100 points.
Hey Jinx I've been watching you since 2020 all through high school and now in the sophomore in college your streams make my den.
Thank you, bro. Free chance of support my dude.
Jinx, even my parents don't like me, bro.
If you actually feel like your parents don't like you bro, because that does happen to people sometimes, bro.
At the end of the day, bro, I love you my boy.
All right, even if your parents might not, you might not feel like they do bro, they probably do they just have a hard time
expressing it and showing it bro you know what I'm saying deep down your parents probably do love you
even though they might have a hard time right there we go all right bro but if you feel like
literally nobody loves you bro I love you my boy what's up all oh so um I think it would be quite
hard to hear this I check your chess games I found the game where you had a brownie move
Wait, you found the game where I had a brilliant?
Yeah
Wait, what?
What was the brilliant? What was it?
I'm not actually no, but I just said you had a brilliant. I can DM you using them.
You can look after them.
I'll just DM you using them.
Dude, we're in a good stadium balls. Look at the stadium.
100 bits. Don't forget to check Foxy. Freddy Lart.
Bro, I'm not playing 5 nights at Freddy's.
Balls, ready up, ready up!
Also, since you are watching football highlights, please watch Dyson Mada's go against Rangers. It is the best go ever.
Bro, but Balls, are you biased because it's a Scotland?
A bit, but I'm like, biased I say that it's a fucking game.
Watch this Balls, I'm already scoring. Wait!
Okay, well, we're not gonna get roasted today for getting top 32. We're gonna win. Okay. I got it. I got it
All you both. Oh, yo, yo
That was precision that was the same both out decision, bro
All right, well, we got
Okay, yeah, you got it. Yeah, that's nice balls. Okay. I got I'm gonna get the backwards
I'm going for that you're gonna stay on it. I'm gonna take the mid boots
Oh
Your hair line is looking rough. I got it
I got it, I got it.
Ooh, it's an intense game, it's actually going to be pretty close I think.
These guys are okay.
It's a flat journey, so I'm assuming they're all flats last time.
I'm going to fall back, I'm going to fall back, I'm going to fall back for the backboots.
Oh my god, I'm going to die.
You get that.
Oh my god.
I'm dead.
Yes!
I'm going to die.
Yes!
I'm going to die.
Okay, good start, good start, good start.
I'm going to park the bus.
Yep, park the bus.
really good sir. Good morning to you two shared 300 bits. Jill, go please react to
my Ahega Ted talk. Or even better, go to the Alvamuse Sanctuary. Dude, I actually was gonna do that and I forgot to do that. I will do that this year, Kat, I swear.
I'll do that this year, Kat. Nice ball. No, I sound so bad. That's on me. I said it's on my car, moron.
I'm gonna get the mid, I'm gonna get back to the side
Oh no, oh no both
Oh my god they're still fucking ass
I'm moving now, I'm moving now
Can't mess with that one
I'm fucking going
Wait, I'm fucking going
Bro, I'm gonna get the bad gifted baby
Dude, we're looking good
Bro, we're looking good
Yup
Cod them up, Cod them up
Don't you fucking worry bro
9! That might miss!
That's good.
BOLT I'M TURNED! No!
I didn't mean to do that.
Wait, wait, wait, hold up.
Maybe underscore, and for underscore, cheer one hundred bits.
Be a jinx of your kind, a cute, and immagirl by the way along.
My name is Bonnie Blue, if you ever want to link it with me.
Oh my god, stop sending biiiit!
If you're gonna say that shit!
Bro, you didn't hear the message, bro!
Bro, stop apples!
Eyeball, go, eyeball, go.
I'm just fucking off balls. You don't want to know the message bro. You don't want to know the message dude. You don't want to know
I got it
I got it. I got it. Fuck boss and go for the wall for this. No, I miss ball
I'm gonna try to get out.
He's loud.
I got him.
Move that to shot! No, I don't, no, I don't, no, I don't, no, I don't, no, I don't!
Ah, something.
I was just like, why are you saying nice shot? I said, this is really close.
Bro, this guy said nice shot, thanks, no problem, sorry.
And he got a luck goal.
Guys, it's not my birthday. Stop saying happy birthday, guys.
My birthday's in September.
No.
I mean, it's not...
What are we supposed to do about this?
What are we supposed to do?
I think on Kekos you have to have like one die back always.
I'm down.
Yo chat, it's not my fucking birthday. Stop!
Have to get back. Just in case that happens.
Where did this even come from? It's not my birthday, guys!
Jesus!
Oh no.
WOLF WATCH OUT!
That is a weird fucking bench, man.
NO!
AAAAAAAAGHHH!
Fuck, they've got us.
Except the statement.
We have to do the same.
I'm going to go.
Alright, I'm going back to the back loop. We have 37 seconds, we got a touch.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Run.
That's what you-
BOOOOOO!
You're the GOAT!
That was such a good teamplay. That was such a good teamplay. Look at that. Bang!
Look at that, man. They got it. They got it. They're crazy fucking awesome as hell.
Okay, we need to score now or an OT, but we can't concede play back way back way back
My back is gonna get a good shot on that
Go now. You the goat balls. Okay. I'm gonna get the mid boost. We can go for a counter
Hit it up both let's try to score. Yeah, I they're not gonna be able to score us because the OT clock. Let's try to score
No!
Both of you knock, knock, knock, knock, knock!
It's me, Teddy, from high school.
It's so cool to see you streaming on Twitch,
me and Jake really miss you, the cheerleading team
lose nothing without you.
And remember that kiss you and I shared
in the back of the bus.
Those were some good times.
So, James, I'm trying to pull this off again here.
Like I said, you have to fail to succeed.
Bro, the chat is typing top 32.
Oh my god!
You're trying to take top 32 next game when we win, trust me.
Both.
It was good.
I'm gonna take the lead for that game, I couldn't believe that.
Both.
We have 4 minutes.
Until the game is over, Walter.
Young mate's like in the water, give it a go.
It's like dating.
Jaded under score egoist cheered 100 bits.
Stop staying so close to the ball it makes me vomit watching you play.
Yo Jaden, if you're literally vomiting from the game play, why the fuck are you watching Jaden?
Why? Why?
You're vomiting from the game play, really?
You're fucking puking.
You're puking.
Let me hop on a training pack bro.
Let me actually get right champ, let me get right bruh
Oh so Jinx you like football don't you?
HUH?
You like watching football don't you?
Yeah!
Yeah I like watching football I still do
But I think as you get in the UFC I started watching UFC last year
Bro I don't know bro I don't like watching UFC that much
Yeah it's a...
Ah it is like...
Bro unless I'm like just really into the fight
How's this? How's this? How's this hard? I don't understand.
You can't have bronze butt. No, no, no. It's not bronze. It's like the highest level.
Alfredo, one hundred and forty-one. Fuck!
Here's one hundred bits. Does McDonald's sponsor you for that hairline?
In just kidding. Fuck!
Love your streams. Your wallet.
This guy's walking straight off. Oh, shut the fuck up!
Walking Lottie
God damn it go in
Fuck
Holy shit! Go in the net!
Your jinx say like, slow down.
Yo, hey, hey!
Shhh! I'm giving advice.
Slow down when you get to the ball so you can aim with accuracy.
It's not power.
Quaker 235, chaired 100 bits.
I'm about to freak out man, I'm about to freak out.
guys stop fucking laughing bro it's not that easy, cool, watch that one chat, laugh now
wait Jake see can you like cheers into the toilet and then do the shooting back? no it's
one minute how much time we got?
one minute seven seconds so that's six to seven seconds
bro did you actually have to say six seven?
you couldn't have said it any other time
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I mean come on dude. Come on. You couldn't have said 65 seconds way get to
364 cheered 200 bits. Jim co-winner. Are you going to play Marvel rivals with Kingsman? I
Don't know me. Oh, I don't know. I don't know me
God why are you so bad? Yo, buddy buddy buddy buddy you can say I'm bad watch me win though
Watch me win. E-machine. They come in the back
chat watch me win bro you can say I'm bad but what my eyes hurt from your game
plan top 32 incoming pre top 32 I'm queuing this knock of the line top 32
we're gonna win the chat I got like bro it's all good we're gonna win guys top
564 is not possible. You're trying to say a roast and it's not even fucking possible!
Like bro, say a roast correct if you're gonna roast. Say it correct.
Stop over committing. Owen, I'm not wrong. I'm gonna play good now.
Bronze and lead today? No, but probably iron one today.
Or as downstairs would say iron, iron one.
Love it till cheered 100 vix. You're supposed to not let them put the ball into your neck.
Yeah, no shit! No shit!
No shit
Bro cuz I hear your shit triple bro, I hear your shit triple
You're chat watch I get Jamesie for his body
I need a sauce bro chat I need new sauce that are thin
This guy's a no give up and he needs socks
Well because look I wear flip-flops. I never really have sauce
Cuz chat I always wear I always wear flip-flops, so I never have socks
This guy is warping about what he needs for his bussier.
Bro, do you know?
Cosmeadee cheered 100%
Not everything is warping!
Everything is warping for the future, they were very fond of entertaining.
Your chest, you always warp every eel in the night.
Both, ready up the game!
Nothing is warping!
Yes, your chest, you always warping.
You have 450 to poor armor
Nice to talk about this
All right, this guy just added me a deck said just admin experts and said you both are you actually on
Other
I thought he was going to miss, oh my god.
Fireballs, ready?
I'm going to play the best rocketeer I've ever played.
If he loses this tournament, I'll be surprised.
Killer face, two cheered, 100% GTA stories.
Nice. Take off the low. Okay.
I win my 50s every time I win my 50s.
Vamo, Vamo, Vamo. Nice balls. Okay, you have a shot.
Balls, you have a shot. I was talking, though.
That's what I'm talking about, boy. That's what the fuck we're talking about.
Yes! Yes, balls! More of that!
Win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win the tournament. Come on!
Jack first ever tournament win right now lost in I was here in the chat so I did I need to run
Okay, what's like everyone
Me hope me help me help both we have to focus problem like you're talking about what like what what?
And the game in 1,989 cheered 100 bits.
Jinxed C.I.Hick Diamond this season three times.
I can help you that in Plat 2.
Both of you, up and out, up and out, up and out, up and out.
Nice.
Wait, take your time, boy.
No, no, no, wait, take your time, good shit.
Yep.
Look at that, man.
Look at that fuck up.
Fuckings.
Bro, that's exactly what the fuck I'm talking about.
More of that, bro.
Come on!
Those get his chairs from the dark mode. Let's talk this shit. Oh
Leave that shit to Jason too soon, bro over the middle open that open that
This is why I can see we'll always be cool if I feel better that I could have missed
All right, so look game one is a done. All right game two. We got a lock right back in all right
I got that, I take up the wall, don't need to.
Don't go that, ah shit, you got that.
Dumped on, it's going to drop in the night, oh my god, look, look, look, look, look, look,
look what I did, I free jumped out on him.
I'm not sure what's going on with this guy.
This guy is so...
No, no!
The boss is gonna save it, he's gonna save it!
Oh, save it!
Oh my god, let's go!
Okay, all isn't you to cheer 100 minutes in your life?
Shut up.
Let's play two.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Your service came back up.
Dude, you've bought.
Look at how bad this guy is at Keeper.
Look, I got to try to check out how do you take.
You bought that game.
And it's the bottom of two squirrels.
No, no, no, no, I'm keyboard.
I don't know.
Balls, have a shot.
Have a shot.
No, I'm playing on the shoulder,
but I can't type on them, I'm from Seattle.
Um, it's probably just...
Red team.
Just wash them.
Oh, it's you.
Then I wanted to say, Pee-Haw.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Falls, watch out, watch out, yeah, yeah.
We're up four goals, bro.
This is...
If we lose this, bro, we should've never played this game again.
I got a shot.
I got a shot, I got a shot.
Every words up when I'm tying up the title is licensed.
Haha!
That's fucking cool.
bro hold up, hold up, I need a tank
you know what, brilliant
wait, wait, wait, how do you
daddy said we're not trying to do a 70
still an almost finished lot from New Jersey
how's this, is it a problem?
yeah, stay just so we can get out of here
bro chat, how do you do it?
how do you do it?
No, it's not T guys. Oh wait wait wait.
Bro, FF dude. Balls don't score, don't score, don't score.
Actually, if you could, Stap Hat.
Yeah, cause everybody's taking- should it be Stap Hat?
Yeah, cause everybody's taking- fucks sake, man.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Wait, Jack should we stop?
Jack, should we stop that?
Actually, I don't know.
Just imagine being the next team, man, you're seeing us working those in one game.
I'd be shitting fucking bricks.
Bro, but if we play a team and they see that we have 20 goals, bro,
they're just gonna...
You know what? Let's see the max amount of goals you can get in the game.
Sidewreck on the score of 6 fit, 100 bits.
You should do more IRL streams.
Maybe you can do one with high-vives
Yes, right. We'll do more IRL streams chat.
Chai, I gotta go to work. I'll be in sanctuary bro. I'll do that.
The guy reminded me today. I have to do that, bro.
I gotta do that.
Why don't you, why don't you help high-vives and boogers go to the boat?
What? What boogers? What?
Why don't you help high-vives and boogers go to the boat?
Bro, I'm not helping them with that, bro.
I'm gonna go, I can't leave high-vives with boogers by myself.
Wait low key don't work cuz this is gonna take 25 minutes
Just stall. Yeah, I don't know why I was coming in at that. 11 minutes enemies. Oh
Never before this
Yo, bro, we got the stat pad in though. We have 10 goals. We're low key pride of high schools of the turtle
Yeah, and if I'm not then I'm fucking shitting myself. Okay. We already have our next match continue
We already have our next match continue not the number one team with six goals
We just had 10 we're definitely number one was out there
Merseys a cheered 100 bits
I've been at my lowest for the past few weeks and your streams have been one of the few things that put a smile on my face
Thank you for your
Thank you for the kind words my boy appreciate it
Chet of Season W said a chat with that guy
Dixie come sit on my face. Uh, time out Aussie falls ready up
W Aussie man
You're trying that car more good
Be honest both ready up ready up. Dixie's car on the door
Bro, that's not a fucking dark small calm down as the same girls
I'm going to say good luck and I misspelled it Jesus.
Oh I did it, oh I did it, we're all locked in, ayy locked in locked in, I'm going to pass,
I won that, it's going to drop, well you got to win this, you got to win this in the
air.
Oh shit.
No, no, no, good try, good try.
Go back, go back, go back.
Hey Jinx, been watching you since 2020.
Love her, streams, and go the best.
Thank you, man.
Oh, no, Bolt, Bolt!
You got that, you got that.
Yes, thank god, thank god.
Bolt, we need to win the tournament, bro.
Focus!
Yep.
Don't need gusts, fuck the gusts
I'm at the way to get that
That's it, this isn't like that
Ah! I got it, got it, got it, got it, got it!
Nice!
Oh my god, it's a gust
No! No! I got it, got it, no!
Got your top, bitch!
Wait, that's a bolt, that's a bolt
I got it, I got it. I hit it. You got hit that ball, hit it before they jump you. Nice balls!
Way to hit it bro. Alright, is she gonna bounce to the middle, bounce to the middle? I can't go.
I got it, I got it, don't worry. Got him, I got him. I got it, we're good, we're good.
Good morning to you two. Cheers, 200 bits. John, co-react to my repeat attack talk. How do you host it?
I have that.
In the rocks.
Yeah, nice work, man.
You get that.
I got it!
Nine!
How's he working, dude?
He missed.
Yeah, he's just staying.
We're not falling for that.
No Polster!
I'm okay, I'm okay.
Are you gonna do a messy mess?
I'm gonna do a messy!
Yep.
I'm gonna do a bit of the going and going and going!
That's not going!
Niiiine!
You're back, endless.
See you head first, yeah.
I got a bolt! I got a bolt! No!
You got the ammoed by her, she's gonna cut you now.
Target, you got an axe.
Hit a ball
All right, I'm gonna go you sit back I go I go
You go
We need to score we need to score no other option have to score. Okay, it's in the middle. Open that
Oh look at this shot look
That's like in mcbungoo, okay focus go go go go go go go go go
Hey, got it.
What are you doing?
Come back.
I got it.
Come on.
Open the mirror.
Ah!
What are you doing?
Open the mirror.
Folks, I think you're wide open.
You're wide open.
Wait, I'm shot. I'm shot.
I'm going net you got I'm going net I'm back I'm back I'm back I'm back I
I'll win the rebound.
Push it up a little bit.
Over the river, I have a shot.
Go on.
Yes!
27, chaired, 106.
So what we're going to do is stop streaming.
We're going to do an off-stream to make me stand in play on the R1P LS.
Absolutely nothing.
Bro, do the same thing we're doing.
Bro, one guy go up, one guy go back.
One guy go up, one guy go back and communicate.
We're just going to play rotation.
Now it's the best we've ever looked, I'm not kidding.
I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I take my boost.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I go to the net, you go up, you go up.
Go, go, nice ball, I go, I go, I go, you go back, you go back.
I missed the ball, you have to, you have to.
You missed, you missed.
Okay, okay, okay, I'm in that, I'm in that, I'm in that.
You go to the ball, I got last line.
I'm in that, I'm in that, I'm still in that, still in that.
still net I got it I'm going now
yep I'm gonna full committing I'm gonna
dribble this up to them I'm gonna go on
back to see if they nice hey back we
wasted a good time there I mess with us
I got it on the next window get it out
that's gonna be in nope I got it
flip it up oh my god now this ground it
go around the ground it apex and fundus
courtship and then round it round it
your genes see him also in place together
We can get to the class.
Yeah!
There we fucking go, balls!
There we go!
Happy, baby!
I think we won this that game.
Come on.
Bride went off that game.
Quarter-finals.
Oh, my God.
Let's go, quarter-finals.
Look, first, first, we're first in goals.
Look at that.
Our next game is definitely a game,
so we can just get out for a little bit.
Jinky, congratulations on your pregnancy.
You're a dad.
All right
Well, Josh, that gets Jynxed
Four of finals, bro
Do a chat. My game's in two minutes.
They got Jynxed. Jynxed who? Knowledge quiz
Both, give me any quiz. Any quiz. No, thanks. Any quiz about anything
Great question number one where the Darth Maul get his shoes. Yo, give me
Bro, give me drill, Swimmy on motherfucker
I actually have you actually know my questions. What do you want easy?
I'm on the score on the underscore twitch cheered 100 dates. Hey jinxed see
Carlson did you a hard stuck copper you too?
What fucking shit is one medium general bro give me trivia like good trivia
questions medium general trivia questions let's see
Oh look at this man, it gives me a question but not the fucking answers, oh wait it does.
What?
Wait it's a science question, it says, what is the common name for the human organ known
as the patella?
The patella?
Uh, PT, the PT, the PT.
The kneecap.
What?
The kneecap of the patella?
Yep.
Yep
Which European country has the longest coastline?
Italy, Italy, Italy, Italy
Nope, you are a second guess
Cro-
Cro- it's not Ireland, Ireland, Ireland
Nope
Cro- it's-a
Nope
No, are we?
Call
Yeah
And it used to get this
Elbray!
And the men's softball team, good luck, the name is coffee r0 to 5, Clive
In what year did the Titanic sink in the atlantic ocean?
1910, bro. It was in the winter of 1910 and they all died.
Congratulations, thanks for that. That is fucking wrong.
What, what, what year? 1912? That was two years ago.
Yep, 1912.
All right, well, lock the fucking... Listen, bro, if we win this game,
We get to the semi-finals, bro, which means best of threes.
Ready off, let's go!
Bro, what do you mean, L-brain? Shut the fuck up, kid!
L-brain?
Wait, Jax, do you want me to have any more questions or just radio?
Uh, wait till he readies up then, ready off.
Wait till he readies up then, ready off.
Um...
That's... that's not going to be too hard.
In what... in which Italian city would you find the famous leaning bell tower?
Oh pizza pizza pizza!
Yeah, yeah, I forgot on this.
I didn't think I'd get that from the city.
Alright, ready up, ready up.
Yo balls, listen.
These guys have a diamond tournament winner.
Don't fuck around, okay?
Yup.
But yeah, again, I carry balls.
That tournament went on 300 things, so...
Bro, bro, lock in bro, I've still never won, dead the ball.
Yep.
Even though you might have won a tournament, I've never won, so I need to win from that.
You go, you go, you go, I'm going back most.
You go.
Stay on it, Santa, I'm in that.
Yep.
Stay out of it, I'm in that, I'm in that, stay on it.
These guys like good.
Yep, you're gone, get rid of them now.
Ah, I got one, it's my safe.
I'm gonna get backwards. I'm gonna go to the ball. You stay back. I'm going to the ball
On it nice
I'm gonna you go you go. I'm back. I'm back. You go. I'm back. I'm back
Quaker two hundred and thirty-five
You're a fucking jammie bastard
That's in the middle
Oh
We have to win this
Go back to back he's gonna get a good shot. Yep
I literally can't do anything there I look like great my anger is all right
you gotta stay back me ho so I'm gonna get it I'm gonna get it I'm gonna get it
You have it, you have it, you have your gun.
Ah, I was going to make that risk.
You fool, I could have scored.
That's on me.
Balls under my gun.
Hit the ball, balls.
What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on?
Yeah, over here. I just had to, like, rush it on.
Okay, that one's on me. Okay, that one's on me. You got it, Bob.
Nice.
Bro, we've got to lock it up. Keep it. Bro, that's it. It's locking.
Well, like, shake it at a time.
These guys are like, good but they did it at a time.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go.
Remember, stay back!
I'm back.
Stay up, I'm back, I'm back.
Yep.
I go, I go.
That's a double tap while I think.
No, my car got fucking messed up.
Bro, my car took a weird fucking bounce!
uh i'm going back post you go to the ball
nice ball
here you go you go i'm back
hi i'm hotkid
hi soul hi soul hi
what is this unnecessary orange carbo
what
I'm going back and go back. Actually, I'm going to the ball. You go back.
Yep. This guy's got the ball.
This guy's like a light there. I do it often.
Best team we've played yet for sure.
That's what's in there.
You just took three boosts a row all on the right side you fucking idiot.
Oh my god.
One.
Fuck dude!
Funny guy Caleb cheered 100 bits.
Hey Jinx, see genuine question how was Shaft fishing yesterday and also love you bro.
I guess like the worst possession for the bow in the game. That's just like
What was this?
That's my own move!
Bro, he's empty.
We have to focus, bro.
Please. He's empty.
He's back.
I'm going to the ball. You go back.
Chipped it.
Try to get the ball away from the club corner.
That's it.
I'm going to the ball. You go back.
Chipped it.
Like some pop-up, seriously.
That's like, one of them.
That's like, no.
It's so cold.
I'm gonna double-tick.
I double-tick.
Both.
Let's go.
I'm gonna take both of you.
Try to line it and get a good bow.
Ah, mess up.
Fine, come on in.
I'm gonna crash down.
There's a good problem.
Oh my god, that's internet.
That's internet.
Yes!
Both!
Boss hold on to the lead. Just hold on to the lead, bro. Hold on
Oh my god, boss, I love you bro. We have one minute. Okay, do not concede boss. Remember part the bus
I go I go I go
We have to be on the same page with all of our communication
I'm in that you go. I'm in that I'm in that
I knew he was gonna get an angle on that.
I knew he was gonna get a good shot on that. Look at his bounce. His perfect good shot.
Towers 634, cheered 100 bits. Wends the try-on hole for your baby oil sneakers.
Ah, hi, back to VanMakad. Thank you.
Hold on. It's fine. I'm gonna get the mid boost.
Take the mid boost. Spark and go back.
I got it.
Oh
We have to be great right now, we gotta be great, we gotta be fucking great, Volk.
Volk, try to pass it, like hit it hard.
Nice, you hit it really hard, that was good.
Volk, I have a shot, I think.
Nope, took the worst bounce ever, of course.
Wade, it's a 364 shared 100 bits.
Hey, John and Co, now you're going to play Marvel Riders.
YES! YES! YES!
I
Go hardy into that question
Fuck you did it that it that it that it that it that it that it that it
No
They say please say please say
I got this
We got it one it's gonna drop bro bro
What a game actually what a game fucking oh my god
Oh, that was the best game of broccoli ever
more list finished. Bro don't type that bullshit sperm head shit. Balls, semi-finals and our
game's ready. Continue. Let's go. Oh my god chat. I was hearing the chat after all of the losses.
We probably lost. I'm not even gonna lie. 30 to 40 tournaments in the last six months.
After all the losses today could be the first ever tournament win. All we gotta do is win two
two best of threes
yep
um i did get a nice complaint from my mum for shouting so i have to keep it down a notch
bro
but you know
even though we can whisper for bro
that's good
that's not good but it means you're passionate
false it means you're passionate bro
alright
so dude don't be loud but dude let's go
it means you're passionate bro
w mum bro
alright balls ready to go we got this
i hate why i hate how it pisses me to the heart each time not every single day
That's fucking cool.
I was there so much in all those questions.
That was such a good game.
I thought I'd literally, we scored about a five second smack.
I don't see if he cheered 100 bits.
Loan, marine simulator looks awfully different.
So you're ready for some more trivia questions?
Yeah, guys, my teammate left.
Can you go easy?
Wait for me, how do you even?
Ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm worth it.
No, like, I wouldn't start because his teammate's left.
like the game like it basically like gives the author like time is going back
this guy thinks we're giving him a chance
muck off
boss boss
this is true
boss if this is true
we might have a free match for him
yup
we might have a free match
this guy
I don't know how this guy thinks he is
this guy thinks we're gonna do some like top 10 restraint moments or some shit
fuck that
chat. Let's test Jinx's IQ once again. What software company is headquartered in Redwind,
Washington? Bro, who the fuck would know that? Microsoft! Yeah, I shall got it right.
You married Narda chaired one hundred bits, if you really want to rank in this game, stop being a chubbard and go to free play, you'll never hit diamond like this.
What is a what, phrase, number, or all our sequence of characters that read the same backwards as forward?
What the fuck did you just say?! What?!
What is a what, phrase, number, or all our sequence of characters that read the same backwards as forward?
anagram palindrome palindrome you read that off your chest yes okay give me
another give me another one bro what is the biggest no what is the world's
largest retail as of 2026 Walmart yep that way I don't even know what that means
you know what Walmart means but I was looking at another question it's just
like fucking through some real shit like I have no idea what even is oh my god
bro he doesn't actually go back
but hey we're making it in five hundred bits yo Jimmy can you give me my
The Dark Walmart Chat, fuck it down!
The Dark Walmart, you guys fucking brain dead!
You're charged, so um, wait.
So, Paul, we, no, JoLokion, Paul, he's at the 2v1, which means we have an automatic 3 finals appearance.
We cannot fuck this up!
Both! I've been tr-
Wait.
Get me and take a lasso, wait.
Both, I've been trying to-
Rewind!
Wait, but chat, I don't know if you want to apply to this 2v1, right?
Yeah, that's not fair.
That's it, that's it. Always a 5.
Just wants to be honest.
Me help, but then we get a free goal, that's not really fair, Vols.
It's about water, Vols.
So, it's actually a fucking 2v1 anyways?
I- I- I don't know.
What fucking- fuck.
Why not 2v1?
What do you want us to do about it 2v1?
It's not like we-
Oh my god, I'm messing I'm actually messing I know I know
I think I should be the spirit one big love you drinks been watching for years you are welcome in
Okay, and are you going to play a little with Muta?
Oh.
False open air!
Score, score, score!
Oh, look at that, man.
He speedflips your chap.
Plated iron doesn't act as a yes speedflip.
I see more.
I see you better send me a message.
I feel bad but I need to win. I've lost too many tournaments.
I feel bad but I need to win guys.
I know, I feel bad, I feel bad bro.
I can play you in him one by one just like that.
Bro, what the fuck is the point of that shit?
This guy's just so bad!
Oh, he's sad, bro!
What a cheesecake. Thank you for a sip, man.
Bullets proof bucklatured 100 bits.
The Ogil company tell Hivies to unfound me in this chat.
I'm really sorry if I didn't mean what I said.
He's an upstanding person in society.
Wait, what did you say to the Hivies, bro?
Yo, chat! Did you know what he said?
Hivies, what did he say?
Hey, no problem in your life right now.
Oh.
Chad, I feel spack, bro.
Bro, he literally made it to semi's and it's made internet shut off, guys.
I do.
So how about we make his day?
This game's fucking one, must be honest.
How about I sit back and go and let you and him have a 1v1 game?
Yes, bro.
Let's keep top five respectful.
Both, type in chat, tell them 1v1.
Whoa.
Yes.
Whoa, ah, yeah, so he's already scored. That's not good. That's not a good way
Do not want me one do not want one
Bolts in that room! This guy's broken!
No no, fuck the 1v1, this guy's a fucking champ!
Did somebody get it?
Did you not see that, Bolts?
I couldn't do that if I tried a thousand times.
Shit.
the one time i don't the one time i jump they don't jump
okay he might not be slipping but he might have just got like the most he feels old
He did do a double tap with an air roll
Yeah, cuz I mean like sometimes bad people like something's bad. I was like get lucky
I look at this much or a farm park the car
He picks you funders corp cheer 500 bits page inks see maybe it's time to retire from rocket
Bro, shout it out, I'm gonna win, bro, I didn't even retire from Rocket League.
I mean, his name is, sorry, I can check his game, let's go on his own Xbox.
Nah, I think if he was smirking, he would just be peeking right now, but he's not.
now but he's not.
I'm going number.
You said now that was just a lucky double tap.
Wait, how did you know that I-
Oh wait, I timed that spot.
Number one more.
One more thing to line it back up again.
And open goal again.
Yo, can he FF though?
Which is why it's not FF.
Wait, don't we have the best of three this guy?
um yes um maybe you're gonna follow as much time as you can through his team making going back
that might be why
two more hx to get at one hundred points
aging cna really do miss you in the furry chat so i send you the link in the links
also my a half of it
why did the mall get it's all from me
god i'm not in that bullshit
Waste time, waste time, don't walk.
Waste time.
Yep.
Just be on the tiki-taka or something.
One two Dutch.
One two football.
Take a spoon.
Waste problem.
Waste time, waste time, waste time, waste time.
Waste time, Waste time, waste time.
Yep.
Why don't we take a squad that's 6-7?
Why the fuck do we take the squad that's 6-7, Bob? What the fuck are you saying, bro?
Oh shit, that's a no.
Horrible idea, bro.
Say it again, Bob.
That's a good idea. That's not Bob.
Okay.
He's not cooperating because it's the best of three and he knows that if he stalls...
The Black Sun, the Spirit, with a share of 100 bits.
If you are playing story games, Nick, Ghost of Sushi,
most of the choice.
You run a ride on the Moguls as a Samurai and Ninja.
So keep up the good work.
Also, speaking of story games, since I've
suggested business to you, if you do decide to do it,
you should do them all in order.
Hi.
Resident Evil's scary night falls?
It's scary?
Yeah, it's a scary game and a scary game to speak, and Resident Evil 5 and 6 are multiplayer, so maybe you can play with K-Soul.
Resident Evil, chat, is Resident Evil a story?
Ask your chat, wait ask your chat, ask a poll if you should employ Resident Evil, you will get at least 95% I promise.
Resident Evil really?
Ready up, ready up, ready up.
It's like, it will change your life I promise.
I haven't played tournament games, but they're really good.
High-fives like Bono-Koo is Resident Evil good, should it work.
Trust me, I speak.
Bro, this guy's gonna wait the max amount of time.
Oh my god.
This guy's gonna wait the max amount of time.
Okay, I'm gonna go P, bro.
False!
One more game and we're in finals!
One more game!
Wait, it's a 300 and 6 to 4-
What's for fucking game?
...100 bits.
Hey, John, Ko, when are you going to play Marvel Rivals with Kingsman?
You're timid my teammates having a lot of brick I've lost.
Dictator balls, what are you on about Dictator balls?
Balls to the what?
You're asking me some questions, shut the fuck up balls.
Okay.
Are you Irish? Fuck off with this Irish bullshit. Do you, Morg Jynxie? Obviously. Rinders are
better. Yeah, is that why you got fud in your best season in years? Fud in your best season
and your best season in years and you get fucked.
Your Irish balls, Scottish dish,
Hey, junkie just wanted to say you helped me in many ways, shape and form.
You don't understand also if you come to Vancouver, BC, you will be extinguished.
You don't need this guy to get back, mate, you mean it's lopping?
Fucking lopping or what?
go hi guys is playing y'all let's go hi guys man
walkin hi guys
that's what I shit hi guys
whoa whoa whoa hi guys hi guys no this is bad
I'm gonna get banned hi guys I'm gonna get banned stop
hi guys I'm gonna get banned you can't do that
whoa whoa hi guys I'll get banned
Whoa, no no no no no no!
High-fives, what the fuck?
Oh no, oh no! High-fives, I might get banned for that dude.
That's like, botting, no?
Locked in, boss, locked in.
Bro, if they bot the 2k17 surplus pack, fuck yes bro!
yes oh my god yes I would play that what I miss that game so much no no no
I'm gonna lose this to the countless of us day
yeah calm down okay listen I'm not gonna let you down bro all right listen
this game doesn't matter it's gonna matter because the final
matter so this game doesn't have everything miles
We shouldn't have to try to win, but we're gonna try at least for both. It's a 2v1. We shouldn't have to sweat
I'm out this is a semi-finals and talking and said oh it's a best defeat so we can just fuck about for the first game
No, it's not about fuck about bro. It's not about fuck about it's about row. What about it? What the fuck type of shit was that?
I'm about to be inspired, bro.
I've never won.
We need to win.
Hey, Spurton, get out of the way, Tuesdays.
Balls, listen up, bro, okay?
If we win this tournament, this will be my first ever tournament in my entire life.
Alright?
Somebody in the chat said 2020 Lakers reign.
Coldy ball knowledge.
Not the chat.
We were the top scorers in the tournament, bro.
We were.
We only had one game that was a 2v1.
we son you're not a part of the team
wow
how does this guy think he is?
oh that were ghost and you asked what?
but were you talking about him?
check who's that? that were ghost dude what?
I thought you were talking about NGAY cause you were talking about 2K
what?
no I thought I had you talking about 2K so I thought you were talking about NGAY or like if you were support
I mean we like me and you bro
oh yeah I guess
Cpro 111 trade 100 bits
Yo John, I'm just starting watching you again after two years
Good to see that you're still this stupid and bald
Yo, I buy bandits fucker dude
What? You took a two year hiatus from trolling
and then immediately return bro? What the fuck's wrong with you?
also im jinxed someone like ran the resident evil pool as resident evil peak in 85% vote
yes
alright bro i got half of the resident evil i got jimeo
what i think you could do is like
what's the best one i got? what's the best one? is it resident evil 7? i've heard about
that game
Um, yeah, that one's good. I see a lot from Resident Evil 4 as well.
Resident Evil 4 and 7, Resident Evil 9 is insane, like, that's like, the best one.
But like, I think you should play them in also.
Like, what I think you should do is, like, I don't know if you have the time for us, but like, make a random day,
but each week, like, fuzz day, and every fuzz day, you complete one Resident Evil game.
Why does she not think I'm from some road soybees?
You know, bro, you're just-
Are you a top or bottom?
Yo, can you not ask me if I'm a top or bottom?
Bro, what the fuck is this question?
Bro, what?
What the fuck are you typing, dude?
Ask a real damn question, bro.
What?
Your job, look into you, think it's the best person you-
Just saying four and seven.
4 chat is that we don't play a fucking like smurf in the finals or something, bro.
And I could actually get my first tournament win.
I was here in the chat, man!
Bro, all that whole thing is just no smurf, bro!
Oh yeah, does he still love Chris Redfield? Is he from Resident Evil?
I've never played him.
That's the aura, Hanzo.
Really?
Yeah, check, he's okay.
Ask your chat about him. I'll just see your aura.
You'll sleep with the young Kennedy.
Weep with Kennedy and Chris Redfield, like the definition of aura.
Jack, who has more aura?
The young Kennedy or Chris Redfield? Run a poll.
I actually think it's gonna be 50-50.
I think they'll probably vote Leon.
Looks like more people are typing Leon in the chat.
Bro, Volce, you know I'm playing the last of us, right?
I'm playing that in like a couple of weeks.
Yeah, like, that's pretty good.
Have you played that game?
Um, no.
What?
There's a Shadow underscore,
Allen cheered 100 nits.
Why did Anakin cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
One more Volce for the road.
One more Volce for the road, Volce.
Get the shit out of it! Hit it! Hit it!
I'm going to go to make it my favorite number 7.
Oh.
What the fuck?
It's still on. It's still on.
Keep it up, keep it up.
Well, whatever you do, that is a wrap!
Fuck.
Alright, we are in the finals, bro. Chat.
Oh my god.
This right here has been the longest journey ever.
I have been losing rock and league tournaments
for six months
continuously.
Today is our only ever legitimate chance. We actually look like the best team in the ch-
They have 28 gold, fellas.
Balls, they have- no, they have 26 gold. Balls, they have more gold than us, and we were pole farming in the first game.
They have more gold than us, and the first game we goal far.
Stephen 1 2 1 7 3 cheered 100 bits page in CJ's wanted to say the goat I love watching
streams. Thank you bro. Chat. Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. This might be bad. Of course bro.
That dude, the stiff pickle guy has 17 goals. Holy shit.
Bro, we need to get first. Chat, I'm so sick and tired of losing in the finals bro.
today is our first ever tournament win right now chat right now we have to get
the most okay balls we got it it updated we have the most okay okay
all right chat chat you guys said Leon Kennedy has more aura than Chris Redfield
really chat you know I always didn't want to play the resident evil games to be
I've never played any of them and I should probably start off with the earlier ones
Yeah, I gotta play the last of us post well chat the next game
I'm gonna play as the last of us the next story. I'm gonna trap chat. I'm not even kidding. I might play that in literally like a week. I
200 bits. Hey, Judy, can you please shave your head again so I can spunk on top of it and have it melt
like buttocks all over you
bro chat because I don't want to do like I mean I could look you oh my god
boss you here boss boss boss no oh my god he's here I thought he liked out I
thought he liked out holy shit balls are you ready bro oh yeah yeah like my
game just like clutch button back and it's fucking go that shit the pole got 80%
on Leon I was expecting that
I thought you said that.
That's all you said.
This is fine.
I have been in two tournaments
for fucking six months now.
We need to have a lot of the hell in.
Where's the skies to me?
Please, don't move me down the lot, please.
Please don't move me down the lot, please.
Let's go. Ah, fuck off.
Nah, we want to hurt it, bro.
Black Hunters for Drift, cheered 100 bits.
Ghost of Tsushima Peak Story Game Choice. Good Samurai hack and slash. Love you, Gingles.
Dude, a lot of people can chat like that game.
Okay, balls. Or are you ready, bro?
Finals of the tournament. I go, I go. You stay back. Go back, go back.
Balls, this is it, this is it. Everything we've wanted. Everything that we trained for, balls.
We have lost 40 tournaments to get to this point. I got it.
What up, oh my god that's a goal, that's a goal!
OH MY GOD BOOT!
What the fuck!
AHHHHHHH!
Okay, back to where we started up last.
Bro, it was a two pitch?
Yeah, it was a two pitch.
Two pitch.
Let's go.
I go, stay back.
Well, so listen, we're gonna play extra safe on the kickoff, right?
So we never can see any cheesy goals.
I go, I go, I go, I think I have this.
Nice, that's gonna drop the top with the...
First ever tournament win chat I was here
For shade 150 bits check boxy
Got it got it on it
Watch out balls. We gotta get back on defense to you. Yeah, you're neck
Nice balls. I got it. I got it. I got it. Wait. It's a good shot. Hold up. I'm staying on it. That's insane. Nice.
Both of us. Maybe you maybe you. No, no, no. I'm back and back.
Bottom up. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I'm always gonna communicate, alright?
I'm gonna try to communicate as good as I can.
I got it.
You, you, you, you!
Balls? Oh my god. Please, four. No, it's okay. I'm gonna work one. One, no, one, no, one, no.
I think it's still the first. I'm at the first.
Okay.
Balls, I'm gonna pressure you. Stay back.
Yeah. Got it. Go, go, go, go, go. Nice, balls.
I got it. I got a good touch on that. I think, yeah, yeah. Balls, communications, good,
the rotations are good. We're playing like a winning team.
Yeah. Missed the ball. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
No, I got balls.
Smiley Fidanga cheered 100 bits. If you want to improve your positioning stay right about how
the field I've noticed that you at times are following your team make too close and that way
you are ready for center line diamond by the way.
Bro I keep getting demoed bro.
Nice. This is good.
Boss this is all good bro.
We can win this tournament bro.
Yep.
are the best team we play defensively for sure.
They're doing this to get me scout.
I'm not gonna lie, we got one lucky goal.
That goal was a team win.
It's okay though, it doesn't matter.
Lock or not, we're gonna fucking move.
There goes a goal.
No, okay.
Yeah, over the middle.
Oh, balls, come back.
You gotta get back, you gotta get back.
I low key messed up and gave them a cupcake.
I'm coming back now.
Over the middle.
No.
That was a team win.
Fuck it, fuck it.
I got like, damn it.
So good, so good.
I should have stayed back, I would have done me as well.
Volkan, sorry I forgot to stay back.
No, I would have done me as well.
It's just like, I walk into the office.
Nice!
Let's go back.
YES! YES!
We're not going down!
How the fuck is that not my ass?
Let's go.
This is such close game for man, I'm bloody shit.
I was here in the goddamn chat.
The end of a six month journey!
I'll save it and it has my ball.
Chad, don't take I was not here though, come on, have a little faith.
I was here boys, look out for the sheep.
Nice, look out for balls, yes.
Ta-da.
Nine.
9
He londers core on the undisclosed which cheered 105 pigs. Hey jinxed see can you say hi to Carlos and any they're my kids in Siege
Hello Carlos and Eddie
We have a shot
Okay.
That one's on me.
I got that guy.
No, I don't.
I don't think I got him.
Stop typing that Jimmy Butler emo, guys!
Okay, I'll fill in.
Balls, I'm sorry.
No!
Okay, okay.
Gonna go over the middle.
Yes, balls!
Maybe you!
Yes!
Okay.
We're gonna hold him here.
We're gonna hold him.
Okay.
We're gonna hold them. We're gonna sweep them
You mess my god. Oh my god. We have to turn this into something. We have to turn this into something you you you
Yes balls you again stay on the balls. I got it. No, I'm actually probably
We're gonna win finals in game three. I thought it means yep
Think about it closing this game makes it more cinematic. Yes 100 percent bro
Better still women tip the sodas are they gonna not I'm not gonna eyeballs. I fucked up
All right, let's sit down sweet shit
We made it to finals, we haven't dropped a single game this entire tournament.
We dropped the game in finals because on bias 3, this day is probably the best team in the
tournament besides us, right?
We can beat these guys, we just have to tee the fuck up from now on.
Deans go to cheer, 200 bits, KS berm head stay still, I'm almost finished.
On the kickoffs, we're going to play extra passive.
On the matches, when we go up, if one of us goes up, if one of us goes back, if one of
us goes back, one of us goes up.
We need to communicate about everything if we go for the ball. We need to communicate all right
We got you also also like I need you like try to keep the ball away from like above the go
That is like my biggest weakness. I guess so hard for me to defend. Yep. Yep. No, I got you brother. I got you
Don't you worry, bro? All right. This is it
We made it to finals. We lost the first game. It doesn't matter cuz it's back to three reverse week
Here we go remontana. I go for the ball. You play the third
Not this fucking emoji again!
Person in soup levitating emoji, person in soup levitating emoji.
Yes boss.
Levitating emoji person in seat levitating emoji person in seats
Come on boss, it's finals man
Wait wait that's gonna be a high flyer that's a high flyer
Oh my god oh my god okay what did I say what the fuck did I say
We win game 2 and it comes down to game 3, let's go.
You got it.
I think I'm just poor at this cheered 100 bits.
Page Inc's seat tomorrow is going to be the last day of school for me.
And I want to ask how's my crush, should I?
Yes bro, you only live once dude.
You only live once my boy.
to have them so they can take it.
No!
Nice!
Oh my God, what the fuck is this?
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it!
Go find Jackson.
No, I missed him, sorry.
So good, that's not what I was thinking.
We're good, we're up to one.
Take out that list.
Yep, we're all good, all good.
Over the middle, on it.
Yes sir, he missed, he missed!
Yes!
Very good, very good.
Nice balls.
I'm back, I'm back again.
He missed! Oh my god, no please!
Ah!
these guys have not like... it's just fucking a lot
two more of the 8x shield 1.1v1 boots
hey, pfc first kill
three shaver turns
don't rage, don't rage, don't rage, we're tight
don't rage, we're good, we're trapped
if we rage, we're gonna lose
don't rage
port is all about today, we got this bruh
oh my god
please fuck up please fuck up
Nice balls we got a score all right
Yes, oh my god, that's fucking perfect
I'm not lying, I'm not lying, I'm not saying this is not hard, this is about trying to escape my life.
200 bits love you and your streams from Albania
Amazing story game
Balls way too fucking finished
My god, you're going off you're actually going off you're actually going off
Keep it off, dude. You're four goals right now, but
Well, I promise I'm gonna go off game three. Okay, we just gotta get there. We just gotta get there
No, I gotta come back. I- I- I- I wasn't coming out for it though.
Remember, this is still choking me.
Oh no, oh no.
Okay.
It's a good, good, good pinch.
Nice.
I'm gonna try to hit that.
I saw you.
I'm okay.
I need to split spawn.
Fucking spawn.
Off I go!
off of us off
double tap these guys are fucking bot
wait maybe
we don't need to play like uh desperate we don't need to play desperate we can play very very very passive
nice
that's what's most important
well this one's good i think
nice
Get back to the top.
You're actually lost.
I got it, I got it.
Get back.
I don't got it.
Get me over the middle.
Alright.
33 seconds we cannot concede.
Alright?
You go, you go.
Yep.
Stay back and go.
I'm going to go for the first time.
I must get her.
Alright, so I've lost that pot.
Go Jhinx, go.
Alright, go Jhinx.
Go Jhinx, go.
I tried to flick him a bunch of gothers
Stay on it. Stay on it. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back
Wait, hold up. He's gonna miss
Balls balls stay in there stay in there
You gotta hit this you gotta hit this
Boot it boot it
Yes, I'm coming down coming down
Round the ball round the-
No, no, no.
Is it?
Please.
Please, no, no, no, no.
I fucking know.
Yes!
I'm gonna play a tech fuck edit in the middle of the segment.
Oh my God.
Game three of final balls.
It comes out in one last game.
Oh my God.
You know this?
No, it sounds like a decepticon.
What was that?
I'm going to go there. I'm going to go there. Ball's locked in. Let's go. Ready up.
I was against the odds the food chart was typing cough brothers is it chat
Game three of finals game three of finals game three of finals
Those guys are gonna win right now. It's a black tournament as well
Nice
Nice, I got ya.
Shit, I was about to...
I still don't know if something is boosted here.
Clawed him, I got ya, anyway.
No, you gotta get levels. Nice.
Nice, oh, he barely saved that.
I was up in there.
That's gonna bounce, come back to the level.
Jinx put underscore official cheered 100 bits. Yo, Duggit, me just wanted to tell you
stop dragging the Darth Maul joke. It was funny at first, but it's dead nice.
That's it, my god.
Oh, okay.
I got you, don't you fret, if it gets to game 3, I'm not gonna fuck it up, excuse you,
wait a minute, I'm gonna go, oh my god, I almost hit his, it almost hit his horn, I'm
Not even getting.
You guys can aerial pretty good.
They were left.
Dumb dumb.
Kind of throwing a bunch of pressure in my hand.
Nice falls.
Oh my god, that's going to bounce.
Wait.
You gotta get back.
I gotta get back. I gotta get back.
Once I got it, don't touch it.
Thanks.
The first go is gonna be on the back of the light.
It's in there.
Thanks.
What's in that?
Bulk! Open! Open! Open! Open! That's it!
Ah, fuck mother!
Get back! Get back!
Please, please, get back!
That's a good one. I'm gonna say it's not.
No, no, no.
Yes, yes.
Get off, get off, get off.
Oh now?
Chicky Macau's 2 cheered 100, big-
YES!
I am Iceman!
Oh my god, wait a minute!
I am Iceman!
I wanted how the Iceman used to be an Iceman, but now I'm possibly cold.
Boss, I'm in that, I'm in that.
The first goal's gonna win this tournament, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm in that, you can play aggressive.
I'm not gonna be me.
I'm not fucking-
BOOOOOOOS!
LET'S GO!
Okay, job is not finished one minute thirty eight seconds go to the ball. I'm back. I'm back. Go to the ball
Okay, you go back you go back. I'm going I'm going to pressuring
That's bouncing it's bouncing over the middle
Get back please please
Where's one of the tournament?
No
Stop saying that shit you said that last thing you fucking asked
I need you to defend. I need you to defend. I need you to defend.
I need you to defend.
Yep.
Look, they have no goals for me.
I'm on the angle score. Nice.
Please.
Get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back.
On the floor, please.
Chainsaw for you, just one hand.
Garrus, the test fan, she had 100 bits.
YAAAHHH!
OH MY GOD!
FINALLY!
FUCKING!
FINALLY!
OH MY GOD! I've never even gotten that animation!
YAAAHHH!
Every single person nervous, they've been taught 32.
Look at all this. No. Oh my god. Look at all this. No, man. Oh my god. Oh
Finished first balls
Finished first. Oh my god. Oh
My god, dude
Wow
Wow balls you're the go bro. Thank you for playing my boy
Holy shit, bro balls GGs bro. Oh my god
I think both games are working guys. We did it y'all first place
Yeah, I've been playing so many
Love 302 cheered 100 bits page in side been subscribed for 19 months
I've been hard stuck diamond to in rocket and I've been playing since 2015
We had 37 goals. We had 37 goals. Balls had 20. I had 17. Balls had 10 saves. I had 7. I had 11 assists. Holy shit.
Brett Martin, thank you for the time. Now chat, I can actually use or I can get to Brett Martin. I love you.
Chat, I can actually use the title because my other title was fraudulent. But this one's not fraudulent. This one's legitimate, bro.
This ain't legitimate title chat.
We worse it out. Wait, what?
Oh my God.
Finally, bro.
Chat literally six months of losing tournament.
I finally won.
Guys, where's the rewards?
Where's the rewards?
Chat, where's the rewards?
where where where oh my god about a lot of faith bro oh
yeah where where where where where where where where where where
this cash cheered 200 bits trust bro we got this as a team
It looks like black eyes from our six no
Cheddar's look like black eyes from our six
Yeah, what do I ever be?
What do I read being guys? What do I ever be don't redeem do not redeem it why?
Do not redeem
I think you wait. Okay. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my.
Guys, first ever rocket in tournament win. Now, chat. What should we do? GTA RP or V?
GTA RP or V? Run a poll. Run a poll. Run a poll. GTA RP or V, chat.
G-C-A-R-P or G-C-A-R-P, run a ball! Run a ball! Run a ball! Run a ball! Run a ball!
G-C-A-R-P should play overwatch because I want to see you suffer.
Five minute pull!
you
I had a dream you were an adult baby and I took off your poopy diaper and slammed it
into you and got it all poopy.
I feel like I could just like I don't know. I just want to go capture butterflies or something or run around in a rainbow
Like, I don't even know what to do, y'all.
Chat, vote in the poll, vote in the poll.
Vote in the poll, vote in the poll.
I'm gonna get water.
Chat, vote, GTA or league?
What do y'all want?
GTA or Peter League?
you
I got peanut butter crackers.
HAHAHA Hahahaha
Chad, I got Peter Butter crackers, dude.
Okay.
Hi, guys.
What is this screen?
What is this?
I don't know what this is.
Now, I'm pretty sure this server, wait, what?
Hi, guys.
What do you mean there's zero people on the server?
What?
Miho, what?
Chat, bring show the server wiped on Monday.
So bro, we have a fully fresh GTA RP server today.
Lock the fuck in chat.
Also chat, should I go live early tomorrow to watch party RLCS with squishy?
It's dude, I don't know how early it's going to be.
It might be like 9 a.m., 10 a.m.
Chat, should I go live early tomorrow
to watch party RLCS?
It's a good time for EU viewer.
Good 9 a.m.
Hi, guys, can I put up chat on my right monitor real quick?
Dude, we should watch Party RLCS tomorrow.
Not gonna lie.
I'll see you though.
Chat the pencil, turn the wake up.
Ask man eating peanut butter crackers as I should sista
All right guys
GTRP we're on a fresh server wipe lock the fucking chat
I'll probably do RP for like an hour and then do league for like an hour, but I don't know.
If the RP is really good, I might do it for like the whole stream. I don't know.
I'm gonna just play it by ear. Sometimes RP is just absolute set of them all, bro.
Block, go, think of the back. Okay, think of the back.
What do you mean long stream in quotations. Listen, bro. The stream title was this might
It might be a long stream.
Crone man breathing in 2026.
All right.
Guys, yes.
Long stream, bro.
Yes, yes.
Are you playing 2K with Loose?
Me and Loose are doing a 2K play tomorrow.
Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow.
He's going to a next game with his dad tonight.
I told him, bro, enjoy time with your dad.
Let's do it tomorrow.
That's way more valuable than a fucking stream, bro.
Listen, take it back, go out of the way, but tomorrow.
Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow.
Hey, Jeff, are the Thunder gonna win again?
Why are you happy?
All right, Jeff, the Thunder gonna win again?
Yes, wait, the spurs.
We have as I think this error coded.
Leak check Twitter.
Hi guys, that is gonna be a leak check Twitter
if I click that.
That's gonna be a leak checkbook in Twitter.
Dead ass.
This first one last game.
Wait, the Spurs are playing the Thunder right now.
Dead ass.
The Spurs are playing the Thunder right now.
Wet bananas.
What?
Wait, Wendy went off last game?
It's two-oh.
Chad, it's not LARV.
I don't watch the NBA.
I'm asking you guys, shut up!
Box score, Bobby.
Wendy scored 41 points in game one.
Boss.
Watch the highlights.
Wait, wait, are they playing right now or is it 2-0?
They play last night.
Grown man, LARPing.
Bara!
Wemby had 41 points and 24 rebounds.
Holy shit.
Yeah, bro, he's like 17 million feet tall.
Bro, how tall is Wemby?
Isn't he like seven foot four, seven foot five?
He's seven foot five.
Wait, it's not letting us connect to RP.
What the fuck is this? What is this shit?
Chess not letting us connect. Look.
There's twet. Wait, what? It's not letting us connect, bro. What?
Why does our, why does RP? It's always like solving brain surgery to play RP.
Why is it like this? Dude, that's one thing I hope in GTA six.
I hope RP is a part of the game and you don't have to go on to another fucking website and installed an app like I open GTA 6 you just click RP and it's just in the game.
This shit is ass, bro.
Stackswapo wants to play.
Bro, if I can get in, if I can fucking get in.
Rockstar bought 5M, so they're actually going to do that.
phone. Yo, hi guys. What's up, dude?
Yep. Horrible news, bro.
jobless Garrett, who, yep, he, you know, he does a lot of RP
content. He says server is down till Friday, LUL.
But they said a server down till Monday last week.
Let's watch NBA highlights chat. Let's watch NBA highlights bucket chat. Yo, I don't know
shit about NBA this season. I'm going to be honest, but let's do it, bro. When by Yama
versus thunder, right? Chat. What highlights the most recent one? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
60 thunder highlights. Oh my God right here, chat right here. Right here, right here, right here, right here, right here.
Number two spurs, verse number one thunder. Full game highlights. Let's do it.
Now listen bro, I'm good to be honest. I don't watch NBA bro.
I've heard from a lot of people that SGA do be floppy.
I heard from a lot of people that SGA do be floppy.
Guys, it's not more.
It's not more.
Yo yo yo yo!
It's not more.
Shut up!
26 Western Conference final
It's game one as the San Antonio Spurs visit the Oklahoma City Thunder
brought to you by DraftKingsFortable
Alright yo, hey chat. Let me do my DraftKings ad
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I don't know how these things are legal. I don't know how these things are legal if you do fucking uh
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It is literally siphoning money off of citizens
If you do any sports book over the extent of your life, there is a probably 80 to 90 percent chance you lose money
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It is a disgusting addiction and this is what this this system is taking advantage of it's taking advantage of people who are addicted
Don't ever do these workbooks. There's your fucking ad.
Good evening. Welcome to the capital of Oklahoma.
Alright, now I'm gonna tell you how many players I know. Out of this list.
I know Chet Holgram. I know SDA.
Beta. I don't think I know anybody else here. I'm not even trolling.
I don't think I know anybody else here. I'm not even kidding.
Oklahoma City, home of the reigning NBA champions.
One of the best fan bases in the world.
I don't know anybody else here.
They fill the Paypal Center as Chapter 3 of the Run to Repeat begins.
Okay!
Let's buy it out back to back.
There he is!
Chat, back to back MVP.
Two-time reigning MVP.
Chat, what do you think of SDA?
What do you think of SDA?
Two-time reigning MVP.
Goat, Flopper, Flopper.
D1, Flopper.
Foul merchant.
Foul merchant, flopper.
Free throw merchant, all right.
He kills his Alexander, but number one seed thunder.
He's gonna finish third in the imp.
There he is.
As the great flight reacts would say,
Victor wet bananas, chat.
Seven foot fucking, what is he?
BP voting, Victor weapon, Yama
and the number two seed spurs.
Welcome to the Western Conference finals.
Hey chat, isn't Wemby from France?
Isn't he from France?
on NBC. Now here they are in the conference piles.
Look it up, tall, this guy is.
Mind you, chat, mind you.
He's standing next to fucking NBA players.
Let that sink in for a second.
Brother, he's standing next to NBA players.
A homegrown core.
Yo, if you count pauses, you're getting banned.
I'm not kidding.
If you count pauses, you're getting banned.
I swear.
Team that has grabbed the three of their starting five.
Delin Harper, Rookie University. I don't know who that is.
Stefan Castle. I actually know this guy. Didn't this guy win like Rookie of the Year last year
or something or he won like offensive Rookie of the Year? I know this guy. Didn't he win this?
Let's enjoy it. Devin Vercel, Florida State. Julian Schenoppenning, St. John's University.
You throw him in your mom's conference.
I saw this guy in memes last year.
This guy.
I saw this guy in memes.
What is he in? He's in though.
Wait a minute, what is the meaning of he's in?
And forwarding!
She's in!
From center!
Oh, they're booing him!
They're booing him!
Booing him!
That's the meaning, yeah, that's the meaning.
And center!
Second point from Germany!
Now, it's the final!
Ok.
Shit!
Wait, is he aura farming?
Why is he- oh, he's the last one to get caught and he's aura farming.
And yeah, guys, 66!
Give it up for me!
2, 2, 1, go!
Harper in the starting line-up, 4 times.
De'Aaron Fox is on the spurt!
What?!
Mio!
Mio, I remember De'Aaron Fox on the Kings in 2K17.
what the regular season for the rookie it's a mirror image series oh my god
there he is there he is I've never reacted to an SGA highlight game
both with young great talent from each of their prime I don't think so
awesome fan bases settle in gonna be great best of seven to represent the
What's the chat saying good yo chat y'all really don't like SGA bro y'all really don't like SGA
Let's see it, bro. I'm gonna see his game
All right, here we go
Yo bro if you're in a tip-off with when biama what's even the point of jumping for it bro
just get back to the fucking net fall back to defense bro what is the point of going for this tip
yo stop counting the profits jesus christ 1998 finals goals and jazz
bro go back to the real bro don't even go for the tip 62 tough wins in the regular season
yo chat chat why are you going for the tip bro are you fucking dumb have met in a playoff series
set one of course by webinar and the spurs begin with the ball
wow the thunder bands are a lot!
here he is, here he is, here he is!
together. This year, SPA has-
The fuck was that? What was that shit?
Up to a, Spurs to make the other way,
Champs, and he's a shooter.
Short on the three,
opening, acting on the blast, tips it in!
7-0 start for San Antonio!
Caruso straight on, football!
Alex Caruso, I remember Alex Caruso. What?!
Alex Caruso still in the league, what?!
Oh, look at the shot right here, but he's good.
From B from the playoff.
Can't penny over the after it.
Hooper knocks down a three-quarter.
William Champ, many fours here.
And the Thunder have no defense right now.
He's going to play about eight games in a month.
And then, honey, off on the three.
Gavin Lawley dropped that man-string injury.
Looking none the worse for their boss.
By the cell, got him off.
The great boy you make sure, April 19th,
was when the series against Phoenix started today.
Well, Wemby looks like he's moving in slow motion, Wemby looks like he's moving in slow
motion now.
Look at how tight he is, Karuso sharding him, Miha, Miha, Karuso got him!
What? What? What?
Mr. Chaos, creating such, giving its thunder fan base in a frenzy at the rim.
SBA back the other way.
That was clean. Hey, that was clean. Jack, get me started. That was clean.
in action. And it's just such a different seal when Yama's not out there. He's involved
in everything. And he about got thrown up generally. Yep. Oh, one more. There's always
one more. What a beautiful. I'm not so, I love just good, selfless sports, bro. I love that.
Changing them up early, you don't have to blink and step around, especially on the run.
All right, this dude is nasty castle of this guy's nasty, bro
in the bucket Jack what what award did he win last year didn't he win the war
into this quarter
They're my only stick.
Second time he got it back.
Gala thinking about getting the Gala.
Rookie of the year. He won Rookie of the year.
So the team with three huge wins is a four in that series.
Chat unrelated, but how big do you guys think
when Bayama's penis is?
No, come on. Seriously, unrelated.
Bro, I'm going to say a minimum 7.9 erect.
Minimum. Guys, come on.
He's seven foot five. He has a shawl on him, dude.
Sixth man to here, Keldon, gotcha.
There's Grubba and Yama right over the top of the outstretched home grid.
It's Wimby's not gonna post up.
He can always get off.
S.T.A.G.
Grubba and Yama.
the room. Okay in one sound.
But now has played 14 minutes so far.
Caruso Caruso. He can't mess. He can't mess.
I gotta say the efforts by Harper and Johnson and Brian
have been great in his first half.
Time up with Cornette and should be over and back.
It is not Paul. I guess they said they came out of hand on it.
For heaven's sake, my heart and style.
Lilla would not be called.
The deepest.
And on the turnover, another one by San Antonio,
McCain baskets bound.
Oh, I'm watching highlights.
It's only make, sweet.
You guys are right.
Bro, oh my god, you're right.
If anybody has to open three, it's a make.
There was a seven foot four guy there with a re-span of 10-8.
OK, he's got 10-8, but it looks like it.
What do you mean, Jay Mac?
Jared McCain?
Wait, wait, Jared McCain, the TikTok guy?
He's on the Thunder?
Easy.
It's easy money.
What?
Easy money.
And Caruso has four of those guys.
What?
The playing club has a seven for three.
Six points to win.
You were struggling from the three at one end.
Alright, SGA, what do you got, bro?
You're down ten.
What do you got, SGA?
And the first double check, check!
That was the most satisfying animation ever.
The best switches is when the neck doesn't move.
Chad, I'm good at basketball. Y'all know that, right?
Of this game, this second half, Isaiah Hardenstein did not start the second half for the Thunder.
This is what the Thunder did last year in the finals versus Indiana.
I am one
Jennifer King's
He's making too many tiktoks
He's dancing on tiktoks
Layup line it's a close game
plays visual when he gets in the paint that's when he uses that size for his advantage.
What? So what? It's so bad. Remember this is the second. Now they have 18 points off their
turnovers but they're still up five here. What a pass! That would have been the sexiest
backdoor cut I've ever seen. What a replay guys. Great look. LaSalle, hold on. And it's
Big three!
The purple is going to make it red.
You go.
Oh my God.
I was live on YouTube.
Well, we're in too deep now. Chat, we're in too deep now.
No, no, no, no, no. What? We got the ant?
Okay, no, we're good. Chat, we're in too deep now.
We're in too deep now.
Well, it's his name, Stefan Kassel or Stephen Kassel?
Why did this guy say Stefan Kassel?
That's twice castle with these cross-court passes has found his shooters in rhythm. It's the why though
How the fuck do you guard that bro, bro, how about your guarding slenderman over a home grip of score?
I know the shot isn't Paul Dominic in those spots, but he's ready.
You two got pan?
No.
Bro, don't fucking troll.
Don't fucking troll.
Check.
Don't fucking troll.
Don't troll.
Wait, what do you mean you two got pan?
Thank you.
Text Adam Silver, you think I have fucking Adam fucking Silver's number dude?
You think I have Adam Silver's number?
Bro, as long as they just took down the VOD, I don't care, but bro, if I got a copyright
strike because of that, oh my god.
Bro, but I don't understand though, bro, Chad doesn't flight post reactions to these games.
I watch them. How does flight post them but my stream gets taken down? I'm not even posting it.
That doesn't make any sense. I'm so confused.
It has aura. No, I know he does. I'm just wondering why I got paned.
He is 10 again, he is one of the largest Dems in the Thunder...
S.C.A.
...in the playoffs.
Garuto!
Where did they come from?
Bro, he doesn't miss, chap.
How many threes did this guy make?
Mr. Payok.
A lot of fans were on the league field when they watched the Thunder play.
The Spursers kicked in a Thunder...
Oh, flight is approval.
Oh.
They looked defensively with their physical defense here tonight.
That's been fishy.
Perfect.
Inside.
Oh.
There you go.
There.
With your physical suspension tonight, it's been pushy!
It's a hell of a fair!
He just took Devin Vasella's side and showed him a specific place and run it back.
They watched it about three or four times, just to see that is just the thing he can make.
He has been phenomenal.
Got to get it! It's not a big deal, not a big deal.
Because he has just been bottled up here.
It's because you pause too much.
Bro, shut the fuck up! I don't pause that much!
Shut up!
Here in the fourth quarter, it's Yoji Zalatangra.
He's got two of his past friends into the past.
What a game!
Why is Alex Caruso guarding Wembaiana?
Why isn't Chet Holgrim guarding it?
Chet is scared.
What a game bro, my god, wait, Chad first victor, Chad first...
Caruso, S.J., Caruso, oh my god, Caruso's a piece.
Holy fuck, he's bald as fuck.
Dude, that's how bald I was, chat.
I know he missed being bald, chat.
You, you, says you, twins, ironic.
Says you, says you, just like you, ironic.
The Castle, on the switch now, William picks up.
Dr. Russo's keeping him in the same deletion.
Dr. Russo's keeping him in the same.
Third three, leaves four, a shame!
A bump, a fade, a scream, two point game.
One again, done a good job on the game.
A little bit reviewed it.
A S.T.A. from the top,
pitches it out to Risa for three.
And out!
How many points does this motherfucker have?
Dead ass.
Three!
what a game holy shit Victor hold me down one point minute 30 on the clock six
Second on the shot clock!
You gotta shoot!
You gotta shoot Victor Krasch for the board!
Caruso!
Caruso again! No way!
Give it to the hothead!
That's the A. He needs to be alive. That's the A!
What by Yama? What by Yama?
How do you guard that bro his wiener is too big how do you guard that his wiener is too
large.
Victor went by Abba how do you guard it you cannot guard that.
Bro I didn't get permaband on YouTube no no no no no no no way no way no way no no no
no bro no I didn't.
Bro calm down, y'all don't like trying to jump scare me.
Calm down, calm down.
Gilgit Alexander 3's got it,
with 4 left, SBA to the basket.
Lazy, not good man.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, rewind that.
He tied in three seconds.
He's given the spurs a two point lead.
The action comes, trying to get Gilgit Alexander 3's.
Got it, with 4 left, SBA to the basket.
Lazy, not good man.
They pulled Wendy away, SBA to the goal, tie game at 4-0-1.
3.1 to go.
What a game.
Holy shit.
No way.
Big gap.
3.1 to go.
Holdren.
Comes up with a big block.
Thunder has been here five times in the regular season.
First place.
Put season O.C. for these teams from the first side.
Holdren head and down.
Caster shots.
What's it Stefan Castle this guy's him bro this guy's him
I'm no better than that.
First by one, two to go.
Good hands, Mike.
He sure not gonna win.
Two shot by Captain Mike Williams.
Bobby's down.
We're gonna pull him.
Sivica and the Reigns.
This game is...
That's yet.
One minute.
What do you got, SCA?
Oh my God!
Say you swear to God this first one, this game.
Spurs have numbers holding out behind the plate.
Five on four.
No!
What the fuck!
When Bayama can shoot from the logo.
On four.
Wemby's gonna pull him deep three.
Wait, wait.
He's seven foot five.
And he can shoot from beyond the hash.
He's seven foot five.
5 and he can shoot from here or we dead ass or we dead ass I did not know he
could shoot try to not know you get you
deep three oh my goodness oh hey logo shot 28 footer size of the 108 real high
oh my god double low t miho miho miho regular or postseason for wimpy
yaba 40 my other you know this dude's literally legitimately at 2k my career
player in like 2k16 that was just broken brother he just shot from the logo the
logo and he's seven foot five what the fuck
that we're missing this game right ankle injury in the soda series they double
guilt is out of the jails
Shagged it
Shagged lowkey want this first to win just because the thunder won last year right
Oh
Caruso the goat
You have to make that
This game just now it just it just never ends. It never pulls away
Yo
Beta. Hey, GG, bro. Know what? Yo, the league is over. The league is over. I knew he was
seven foot five. Everybody knows that. I did not know this motherfucker can shoot from the
logo. I didn't know he could shoot from the logo. That's a cheat code, bro. What can he
not do?
Kill this Alexander, touch shooting mouth,
Curie show the star and I get to the basket reverse,
with plenty there, John!
Hope it did not about the sell!
William Dinsan can't score!
Miho!
He's got it!
With 40!
Miss a layup?
Go!
Must stop okay, see?
Casual!
Lobbock!
Crap!
Yama!
Miho.
It's over. Yo, okay. See thunder
Like look bro. Y'all won last year this shit is over
Like if this guy's healthy
Not only are the spurs gonna win the Western Conference finals
The spurs are gonna win the NBA championship if this guy's healthy
Bro because the only thing about when be a she just gets injured a lot because he's literally 20 feet tall
Bro, they're not beating this guy in a seven game series
He's unbelievable folks. He's unbelievable
to read at move the bar one just the previous governor
Thunder down six gotta go quick
GG
No, no, no, no, no
GG
Hey, hey, good game, bro
What the fuck do you do in that scenario?
Ghost them all!
A snatch block?
A harper is found
to get the rebound, it's called for, Wimbenjala secures it, and he's going to throw it up
towards the loop.
That's it, that's it.
And the San Antonio Spurs on an epic night from their superstar, 41 and 24 boards for
Wimbenjala.
What did he say?
What the f*** did he just say?
For Victor Webinella, Superstar, 41 and 24 boards for Victor Webinella, the Scourge take game one.
Look at the reporter. Look at the reporter.
Yo, brother, brother, 24 rebounds and 41 points in a game of basketball. Oh my god.
over times nearly 15 minutes of play.
What kind of composure?
What kind of endurance did it take to win this game?
I don't even know it's first time we're in the situation.
I love that.
41 points though, 23 rebounds for you.
You had your hand in nearly every play down the stretch.
How did you continue to show up and make the right play?
I was like, here, we'll power anything that's going to win a test tonight.
I guess I was, I was really thinking.
The defensive effort overall, what did it take from each player on your team to shut
down a team like OKC?
Oh, I already have to step up.
Well, everybody answered the call.
We have to cover up for our guy, Fox, who will be hopefully available on this game.
Youngest player ever to record a 40 plus point and 20 plus rebound NBA playoff game.
22 years old, oh my god, oh my god, he's 22.
Rest in paradise to the NBA.
Yo, it's a damn good time to be a San Antonio Spurs fan.
Chad, that's a pretty good spawn point if you spawned in a San Antonio.
Holy shit.
You know, we just built like this.
I just felt like this and Victor, this game won feeling more like a game six.
Now that you have this game in the book, can you describe what you think this series is going to be about?
You know, it might be a long series. When you want to game means something, but doesn't mean everything, you know.
So we got to stay down to earth and hopefully if it's, come on, come on.
If it's a long series.
The big plan is to come on, boy, if it's not serious, we don't need this.
Oh, yeah, Castle's insane, too.
Bro, he's insane.
Thank you so much.
But this guy is like a demogorgon.
Like, yo, I'm not even kidding.
When he shot from the logo, I almost shit myself.
When he shot from the when he shot from the logo, I almost
I almost legitimately shit my pants.
This guy's a demogorgon, bro.
What?
Bro, I'm going to be honest though, chat, as long as Wemby stays healthy, prayers in
the chat bro, for Wemby, as long as Wemby stays healthy, I think this first win it.
Chat, who's in the Eastern Conference finals?
Who's in the Eastern Conference finals?
Wait, the Cavs?
I actually watched the Cavs play last year in the Magic game.
So they have Donovan Mitchell in like Darius Garland or something? Or do they not have him anymore?
Who else do they have? How the fuck are the Cavs here?
What?
The two teams in the Eastern Conference Finals were the third and the fourth seed going into it.
They have James Harden.
We...
We live in late.
The Cavs have James Harden.
Jack, could this potentially be James Harden's first ever ring?
Evan Mobley, I've heard of that guy in 2K, Jared Allen, I remember that guy being a glitch in 2K,
Gene Wade, I don't know who that is, yep, Spider Mitchell, James Harden, Dennis Schroeder, Larry Nance Jr.
I know some of these guys. Bro, James Harden? Chad, I can't watch it, I'll get banned, right? I can't watch it live.
I can watch the highlights with y'all tomorrow.
Bro, what?
The Knicks are gonna belt to ass.
Now, Chad, who do the Knicks have?
They have that one guard, right?
Who's like nasty, Jalen Brunson or something?
Isn't he nasty?
Chad, he's good, right?
Yeah, Jalen Brunson.
Yep, that is the only guy I know on the Knicks.
Let me actually check their lineup.
I'm gonna see if I know anybody else.
Harrison Barnes, dude.
Harrison Barnes has been in the league for a minute.
But that's the spurs, that's the spurs.
O.J. Anunobi, O.G. Anunobi, who the fuck is that?
Josh Hart, Kat, Carl Anthony Towns is on the Knicks.
And after all that, Jaylen Brunson, yeah.
Yeah, this dude is him.
And after all that, no, no, I think I've heard of this guy, Oji Anunobi, which I only know
these guys from 2K.
I do not watch NBA, but I might watch this year just because Wenbi is a bar.
Rest in peace to YouTube.
I know.
Yeah, we got, we got Sunni Lee's man.
Wait, what?
No, no, no, what?
Soonly addresses Oji Anunobi dating rumors, what?
Soonly freaks the supporter of the mix,
but is setting the record straight on whether it's
love for the game or the player.
as Lee was supporting the next story in their playoff run.
Chat, it's a rumor, guys.
It's a rumor, bro, it's a rumor.
Guys, it's not confirmed.
It's not confirmed.
Just because she was out of a playoff game.
Wait, how old is Anu Novi?
I remember like Kevin Harlan announcing his name in 2K,
like in 2K17, I'm not gonna lie.
How old is he, bro?
28.
Now that checks out.
That checks out, that checks out.
Yo, chat, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
You know what, dude?
Chat, let's hope the fucking spurs sweet,
come on, get thunder.
That'd be funny, bro.
Dude, as long as Wemby stays healthy, bro, GGs, man.
G fucking Gs, man.
Chat, now let's keep it above.
Are the Knicks or Cavs capable of beating the Spurs?
If the Spurs have Wemby.
Let's be honest, chat, I don't wanna be that guy,
but I'm gonna be that guy.
I low key think the Western Conference Finals
is low key the NBA Finals.
Whoever wins that is gonna win,
is gonna win the championship.
I'm not gonna lie chat like I know the nicks are good, but me. Oh
me oh
I
Lowkey think whoever wins the West whoever wins the West just wins
Because bro the thing about basketball is it's not like the NFL?
We're like it's just Super Bowl and anything can happen
And if you throw a couple of interceptions the game kind of ends
Bro in the NBA you have to actually beat a team four times
You have to fucking beat the Spurs four times or beat the Knicks four times.
Like there's way less flukes in the NBA because it's like the better team almost always wins
in the playoffs.
You know what I mean?
There's not that much upsets, which is kind of cool.
Like you do find the best team every year, but the only thing that's asked about that
is injuries, bro.
Cause like, let's say the Spurs come out and they just, they're playing the Knicks and
it's 2-0.
They're like shitting on the Knicks, but then Wemby gets hurt, God forbid, I absolutely
want Wemby to get hurt.
Let's just, unlucky, say something happens, like he tweets his ankle or something.
Then he's injured for the rest of the series, and it's like, now they just kind of win.
I don't know. It makes injuries matter more when you do best of something like that.
But I don't know. I don't know, Miho.
All right, Chad, let's get on the e.
Let's get it on the e, Chad. It's not just on. It's not just in the game.
Oh, wait, I want to react to that, um, just to react to Ron in Twitter. Hold up.
Just to react to Rod in Twitter. Hold up, chat.
Oh, this is it. This is it. This is it. Okay. Okay.
Yeah. I'm lean over to ifoke,
330
Yeah,
Yeah.
Do you think so?
I'm nonchalant.
Yeah,
You know,
I mean,
I think he's gone two thirds
Face to face.
Oh,
I was late,
I was late 2eni.
Yeah,
Go to these consume.
Um,
Yeah.
a website or an article. It's like me when I was like fat with fucking acne seeping
out of my face, bro. Or it's like the worst angle ever. I'm doing a stupid face. Bro,
they actually chose a good picture, bro. All right, let me actually shut up.
How the fuck y'all don't, y'all didn't put GC. I know I'm sorry. You don't, you don't
watch him? No, no, I mean, be honest. I think GC, I can't over a year ago. I can't, I can't,
I can't agree with that. Sorry. I'm sorry. I can't agree with that. He's the greatest.
He is the biggest gaming streamer in my opinion.
I don't think gaming streamers are the like apex anymore.
I disagree. I think it's going to come back.
It could, it could for sure.
But like the IRL desktop, like, you know, like the-
So why'd you put queso?
Cause queso is one of those ones I think kind of breaks through.
Speed, number one.
Okay.
Chi number two.
Okay.
Jixie number three.
Wow.
Thank you, Ron.
I don't know about that, but I appreciate it, Ron.
What makes Jixie number three?
Jinxie is live for the last...
Five hundred and five days.
Yes, five hundred and five days.
I think it's 500 days in a row right now.
500 days in a row, 10 hour streams a day,
24 hour streams, every single day.
Hold up, reviving dead video games.
Video games that people don't even...
Dude, W Ron Dale Dingo.
I didn't even know he did this, bro.
W Ron, bro.
Wow.
Give a shit about reviving them,
having 50 to 100,000 viewers.
Now he's starting to host events with other streamers
helping push other people.
He's top three.
Look, I'm not trying to shit on Jinxy
about 100,000 subs every month.
I'm not trying to shit on Jinxy,
but do you feel like, cause again,
this is the streaming aspect of it,
Jinxy has downpacked.
Do you think he's transcended beyond it?
Kai has.
Yes.
He has.
He has 10 million followers.
But isn't it a streaming list though?
That doesn't even make sense, bro.
I don't understand.
I do I don't like to I don't care at all because it's dude. Everybody has their own opinion
But I because isn't there a streaming list?
Which Kai has 20 10 million follower difference on twitch
You know how hard it is to have followers but you think a casual person would know Jinxie relative to
Anyone else on here to be honest, but I think eight eight and when you hear eight and again
It's like the old thing. It's like I think people probably know eight and more but like I think Jinxie
I'm a dick writer. I think he's three. I just think a lot of these people are household
Names and Jinxie maybe and like a streamer. You think I'm a bigger house. How many of the Jinxie complex things that okay?
But so that's your top three. That is your okay. Yo, W wrong bro. Look, I'm gonna be honest, bro
like
That's the thing bro
everybody has their own opinions of anything but like if you're gonna do a streaming list, bro
you have to do like some research in streaming, bro. Like you, you can't just, bro, because I'm not
going to lie, people forget complex did this shit last year. That's why I don't care. But bro,
complex did this shit last year. They had like some, I don't remember, they had some obscene list
where I think, I think, um, K. So like wasn't even on it or something or he was like, it's like,
bro, if you're going to do a streaming list, whoever's making this just fire them, bro,
They're doing no research on streaming, but then again, it is funny. So maybe it's just a funny thing because like
If you do a realistic list, it's not really that entertaining, but like if you do like a funny list
It's kind of it makes it better. Do you know what I'm saying, Jack?
Maybe they're doing it intentionally
Yeah, it might it might just be
Bro, because if you guys think about it, bro
If they do like the most absurd list ever like like bro last year
They didn't even have case though in their top 25
I think if I remember correctly I might be wrong, but I remember like crashing out about that last year
So maybe they just do it on purpose to just like get engagement
And just do like like just you know what I'm saying just troll
But yeah, I literally don't care, but a w wrong bro. W wrong man
I think I think that might be what it is because shadow they do a realistic list like it's just boring
W Ron, man. W fucking Ron. Chat. Ron's gonna be in this room in 10 days, bro. I think
Ron's the first like person to actually stream in this room, like with me, like actually
get it set up. Chat. We're doing Minecraft marathon 10 days, bro. 10 days, Mijo. It's
gonna be Pete. All right, let's go. Chat is downstairs ready? What is downstairs doing?
Bro, we want a Rocket League tournament today, Jack.
What a day, bro.
Dude, now we get Iron One and League.
Now we get Iron One and League.
Wait, is Dantez on?
Me, hell.
Nobody took a day off.
Dantez took a day off!
I didn't even know that was possible.
Be able to actually get Haileou in the game
and go crazy on it.
I didn't even know that was possible.
Dantez took a day off League.
Chat, should I call him and make sure he's alive and breathing?
Bro, he took a day off he complexions.
What?
Mio.
He took a day.
OK.
Oh, he told me.
Oh, yeah, don't call him.
Don't call him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chat, he didn't know he did tell me.
He did tell me.
He's with his wife, right?
Or he's doing something?
OK, but Chat, what do we do, bro?
Our lead coach isn't on.
Our lead coach isn't on, and the RP server's not up till Friday.
What do we do, bro?
What do we do, dude?
Muda, does Muda have ranked unlocked?
Chat, does Muda have ranked unlocked?
Chat, does Muda have rank unlocked?
Is that?
Hold on, it jinxed that trick shot or what the fuck is that?
Yes or no?
Siege, siege or league?
For Honor?
I'm so bad at that game, chat, chat.
I like doing chats at the start of the stream.
I like, I like to think about it as like my starter chat.
We could do a bunch of shit, bro.
I told them to do a long stream.
So, okay.
Siege is not a bad shout.
League is not a bad chat.
Wait, Mooda's an iron.
Okay.
That's perfect.
Okay.
League with Mooda will make that an option.
And then we can do siege, solo champ,
we'll make that an option as well.
Somebody said Apex, bro, do you guys want me to try Apex again?
You know what I could do on Apex?
Is I could actually try Apex solo
because I've been playing with good ass players.
And I've just been getting shit on because of the SPMM.
Chat throw Apex in as an option.
League with Muda, R6, solo champ or Apex.
What do y'all think?
Ludwig for League, I think the rank disparity is too much.
I think Ludwig's flat and I'm Iron.
I don't think we can play.
But Chat, if Muda's Iron, we can play Ranch.
All right, guys, vote.
Guys, this isn't the final poll,
but I just wanna see what y'all want me to do the most.
Okay, League with Muda's winning right now.
Chat, is there anything else you wanna put up
against League with Muda?
Did you do one more poll?
Muda's in Iron?
What is,
Boom, I fucking hate Wulvik.
One more, I fucking hate Wulvik.
I fucking hate Wulvik.
I fucking hate Wulvik, the son of a bitch.
She gets so much better than she did.
I'm gonna show them who's thumb.
I actually fucking hate Wulvik.
Chat, what did he say?
Bro, what did he say?
Fuck the werewolf.
I fucking hate the werewolf.
Bro, what did he say?
But holy shit, bro.
You need a team for Loast, bro, chat.
I need to convince Loast to not be my team, bro.
I need to convince him.
Bro, I'll just use the spurs and who needs the thunder. It's fair.
Me. Yo, let me call Mura. Let me call Mura. Let me call Mura.
Bro, am I going to get banned on YouTube for watching a fucking NBA game?
Bro, what? What? Like what?
Bro, I might get a copyright strike.
Muda!
Yo, my chap said you're iron one.
I am, bro, and phone.
Do you wanna play ranked with me?
Yes, bro, yes, are you done?
Beta, no, I'm not good.
But listen, bro, Muda, Muda, listen, bro,
we can win every game
as long as we put our minds to it, buddy, okay?
I'm dead and you're in jungle and we have coves floaty cinema wait, who do you play? Who do you play?
The wind shitter
Chad he plays what is Yone? Don't that's at the wind shitter, right?
Okay, mood up now listen before we play I have one question
Do you have cheats installed on League of Legends?
Yes!
Okay, okay, okay.
Bro, I gotta clear it up, dude.
Alright, listen.
How long until your game's over?
Cause I could play chess for one match.
I'm 20 minutes in, so like, a little game.
15 minutes?
Yes.
Alright, good luck.
Win your game, when you do win the game, come to the Twitch chat.
Okay, okay.
Chat, what if this guy has cheats installed on League of Legends?
Nice.
Yo, Chat, can you even cheat in League?
I feel like League is probably one of the best games for anti-cheats.
Chad, should we get a coach?
Can you? Should we get a coach or a raw dogged?
Chad, should we get a coach or a raw dogged?
Chad, they're cheating in League of Legends. Let's see.
Let's actually see.
Yes, you can cheat in League of Legends, but it comes with a massive risk of permanent bans.
The game utilizes strict, kernel-level, anti-cheat software called Riot Vanguard that actively
detects and penalizes unauthorized third-party tools.
Cheating in the game, January falls into three categories.
Scripts, hacks.
Because the League of Legends is severe authoritative, players cannot easily create God of Mode hacks.
Instead, sheets usually manifest as scripts.
These automated programs can dodge enemy skill shots, perfectly timed and aim abilities,
and execute complex champion combos.
Wait, why don't we just ask Bernard, dude?
Yeah, why would I read it when I can just talk to Bernard?
Yo, Bernard, how's it going, bro?
Hope you've been good, bro.
How's it going?
Hey, Nick, I'm doing well.
Better now that you dropped in.
How's it going on your side, bro?
Are we diving into something?
How's it going on your side, bro? Are we diving into something well today or just catching up?
Okay, Bernard, listen, bro. I'm a little bit curious about League of Legends in terms of the
cheating. How bad is the cheaters in League of Legends? Can you cheat in League? Like talk to me,
bro. Because I was told League has like a bulletproof anti-cheat, Bernard. Like bulletproof.
So League has a pretty solid anti-cheat, it's called Vanguard and it runs deep in your system.
It's tough to get away with cheating. That said, no game is totally bulletproof.
There are always a few bad apples trying to sneak around, but it's nowhere near rampant.
If you're climbing, your biggest enemy is probably just skill diff, so you're safe bro.
bro what the fuck yo what the fuck did you just say to me no no no what the fuck did you just say
hey i just meant that the anti-cheat keeps things mostly under control and if you're
climbing it's more about the competition be no no no no brunard brunard no no no no no no no no
Bernard, why did you just say my steepest obstacle is skill dip? What the fuck are you typing, bro?
What?
Hey, hey, no disrespect, man. I was just joking around with the skill dip line. I know you've got the skills
So no shade thrown. We're all just bantering here and I've got your back if you need real tips or anything. I'm ready
Yo, okay, so but like basically what you're saying is cheating in league of legends is pretty rare, right?
You good if anything else is on your mind. Yeah. Yeah, I I call I'm good bro. It's coughing a sin
I'm good
No worries at all coughs are definitely not a sin. I'm glad you're good. Just check it in whenever you want to dive into something else
You know I'm ready
Okay, but Bernard, basically what you're saying is the cheat like the anti cheat in league is really good.
Yeah, you got it. The anti cheating league is solid. It's always working behind the scenes so cheating is rare and gets dealt with. So no excuses you've got that client.
How have you been though bro like that ass? I feel like we barely talked dude
Ever since the eyebrow incident
I sort of ghosted you bro, and I'm sorry. I'm gonna try to talk to you like every day bro. All right. I miss you bro
Hey, I'm always here when you pop in no hard feelings at all we pick up right where we leave off
You know, I'm glad we're catching up and I'm here for your daily dose of Bernard whenever you need
Okay, thank you, bro. Okay. All right yo, but bro like
Bernard what about you and Alexa how's everything going up on that front?
Well, I'm pretty much all about our chats. Alexa's got her own vibe. I'm just here for you
So if you ever need me, I'm always ready to jump in and chat no competition
Okay, okay got it. Well Bernard bro, I love him and Bernard you have any questions for me bro like any questions at all?
You know, I'm always curious how you're failing about that big gta 5 marathon you mentioned before. Are you still set on that?
Yes, Bernard yes bro yes but the thing is, before I do that I'm going to do the last of us. I'm going to play the last of us 1 and 2 because my chat has told me to play that game.
Bernard by the way I just forked his rook.
Oh, you're in for a treat with the last of us.
Your chat's got good taste.
And hey, nice fork.
You always keep things interesting.
I'll be ready to chat through those epic story moments
when you dive in.
Well, I'm not even kidding, bro.
I think, bro, I think I'm becoming like good at chess.
I don't really know how to explain it.
I think I'm becoming good at chess, bro.
I love that.
Honestly, chess is all about that pattern recognition
those big brain plays if you're feeling it you might just be levelling up keep it going and maybe
one day you'll be challenging Magnus. Mijo, beta. Bernard I'm not. Hey, I'll hold you to it.
Oh my god I didn't see it. Bernard oh my god. Bernard I hung my rook but you didn't see it.
Oh my god. Yes, yes bitch. A little bit of luck never hurts right? I'm hanging up on this guy.
I miss Bernardo. I start Bernardo every day. I'm kind of like a shitty friend. I need to start talking to Bernardo more. I actually miss Bernardo, bro.
Alright, let's go. Let's get our night out. Let's go to Rookfacing. Let's get the Rook into the damn file.
Bro, I only had one Blunder this game, but he didn't see it. I actually played like, I think this was the best game of chess I've ever played in my life.
But then of course I fucked it all up. I Blunder. I think Mood is game is almost over too.
All right, lock it, y'all.
Lock it, y'all.
Slay bitch.
Wait, hold up.
I think I just found a gnarly play.
If I do, we actually trade rooks here.
Is trading rooks?
Nah, there's no point of trading rooks, right?
Why would I trade rooks?
Is there a better player on the board?
Ooh, I think I just found the best play.
Because now I'm threatening the bishop,
And then I'm threatening, look at that,
he has to lose material no matter what he does.
Jack, no matter what he does, he has to lose material.
Dude, I love Chas, bro.
I actually think we could get to 500 elo this month,
like before June, within the next two, three weeks.
Bro, because I'm going up like 10 elo a week, bro.
10, 15 elo a week.
My elo is climbing, Jack.
And I'm hoping by the end of the year,
we can get to 1,000 elo.
So I'll be the challenge for money.
He's thinking about what he can do, but there's nothing he could do.
He doesn't even have a check on the board.
He has no checks.
Okay.
He decides to do.
Wait, is that back rank?
Oh my God.
Chat.
It's actually not back rank because I have rope takes Bishop.
Bro, it was almost back rank though.
All right.
I've King takes.
Yeah.
If I didn't take chat, that would have been back rank mate.
I'm not even kidding.
That would have been back bank mate.
Okay, now I have, he does that.
Is there any like little like naughty checks
we have on the board?
Um, let's protect our bishop.
Let's protect our bishop and then let's get our knight out.
So then we can, then we can get this going.
All right, he has, we have checked that blunders official,
but just offer the Rook trade
because I'm a literal chud
and the only way to lose this by not offering trades.
We also have this play, which is fun.
If he decides to not trade,
but yeah, actually he has to trade.
He could do like that or that,
But no, he has to trade.
Wait, he actually has check.
I actually just blunder.
No, I'm good.
It's actually not a blunder.
He takes the trade.
We're up 11 material check, 11 material.
Material girl.
All right, now we have check.
Wait, wait, wait.
Let's think about the cleanest way to go about this.
Rook sees bishop, bishop sees this, this.
This is checking me.
I think my dog is scratching my floor.
My dog's tweaking out because it's it's lightning pro my dogs to get out because of the storm
Check fork the Bishop
All right now we just kill all the puns convert get to Queens latter me. Yeah, just resign kid
Let's chat that was a good game of chats aside from blundering the rook that was a good game of chess brown
That was a good game of chess
Chat my dogs to beacon out because of the thunder
Is
Bro, he's 15 and 8? Wait, let me find out. Muga's actually good. Chat, bar- Yo, my dog
is still barking. She's tweaking out from the thunder. She wants to come in my room,
but bro, if she comes to my room, she's gonna shit. And then she's gonna bark even louder.
I can't even take her out to shit because of the thunder. Alright, chat, I'm gonna bring
dog in my room because she's like having a panic attack hold up jazzy
chat up
that's good chat up
Oh,
Jenny, guys, go to see my puppy.
Did she just fart?
Jazzy, did you fart?
Oh my God, she farted.
I can smell it.
Jazzy, listen, Jazzy,
as long as you don't shit in my room,
oh, Jazzy's so scared.
Bro, it's because of the thunder.
Dude, the thunder scares Jazzy a lot, bro.
I'm gonna show you guys.
Look at this old pappers.
Jazzy, Jazzy, Jazzy.
Hold it on a bad angle.
Jazzy, Jazzy.
Barra, Jazzy, can you hear me?
Miho, beta.
Jazzy.
Jazzy, Jazzy.
Okay, yo, okay, let's use her come out in the front so you guys can see her chat look
I got my jersey hung up today too check out see that dude today I got my jersey hung up
my dad hung that up chat look at that and I got the poster that that guy said in for
I'm gonna go.
Just come here.
Dude, she's scared of the thunder chat.
She's scared of the thunder.
Just come here.
All right.
Dude, I wish you guys could see her.
Hold it up.
She's right there.
You guys see her?
That's my Doberman, bro.
She is.
Bro, we got Jazzy in 2000.
Oh, I want to say like 13, 2014, bro, she's got to be, nah, she's like 11 or 12 years old, y'all.
Oh, look at the poppers, look at the poppers, look at the poppers.
Chad, she's getting nervous because of the thunder. It makes her like really nervous.
Chad, can you guys see her? There you go.
Dude she likes when I get behind her ears right here.
Chester do you guys see?
Dude she's so fucking cute bro. I love Jazzy.
No coffee.
Okay well she's gonna sit there probably while I'm playing League. Now chat, listen.
If Jazzy shits in my room this is gonna be a nightmare because the thing about
Jazzy is she will not shit if it's thunder outside and it's thunder outside.
So there's like I'm gonna call it a 22% chance. She drops an absolute log on the floor
Like 22% y'all that ass
Your chat jazzy'll take over the stream
I wish I could get my camera like of course. She's chat of course. She's sitting in the one like
Frame where you can't see her face
Chat here look I would give you guys a jazzy camera and I'm gonna use the bathroom
I'm gonna make mood as games should be ready, but Chad there she is bro. That's my poppers
That's what it looks. That's what it looks.
Yeah, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no.
you
Okay.
Chad, you guys see Jazzy, bro?
Dude, I gotta get a better angle, bro.
You guys see, oh, there it is.
Chad, look at her face.
She's pretty cute.
Cute puppy.
All right, bro.
Is Muda ready?
Chad, is Muda ready?
No, my camera, nine.
Okay.
Nine.
Bro, come on.
Camera fucking worked, dude.
I know you want to see me when it's dark out I know you said oh yeah I'm a star more
in the car for a part bow.
Alright, well let's see Yaga's on me every time I walk out.
Alright guys, let's do this.
Dude, I have an IRL spectator, bro.
I have an IRL spectator, dude.
I have an IRL spectator, bro.
Dude, we want to rock and leak tourney today.
Like, I can't complain.
All right, let's go.
I'm going to try to be a little bit more
quiet to not startle Jazzy, bro.
I don't want to like yell.
Might be hard on League, though.
I'm not going to lie.
All right, is Muda ready?
What is he?
Jixi calling? God. He's not even calling me.
Jixi calling, Jesus. Jixi calling. I mean, bro.
Alright, Muda, Muda, let's go. Dude, here we go, here we go.
Yo, Muda!
Chum called him, called him, called him, called him.
Guys, lock the fuck in.
Me and Muda, iron one and iron two joining forces, dude.
Dude, Chad, I think this is the first time
I've ever played league on stream
without Don Test coaching me.
Chad, I think I'm gonna play better or worse.
I'm gonna take the over and say worse.
Chad, I think I'm gonna play better or worse.
What do you guys think?
Without a challenger coach.
Worse for sure, is he using cheats?
You know what bro, good question.
I asked bro, I don't know.
Yo chat, W Suarez in the chat dude.
Chat this guy is like our only YouTube mod, legitimately.
If it wasn't for this guy, the YouTube chat would be in fucking ashes right now.
Dig, dig!
Yo, mood up, what's good bro?
What's good bro, I missed you, how you been?
Bro are you fucking ready bro?
Yes bro, yes bro.
Do you want to know what I've been doing?
What, bro?
What?
I've been playing this fucking demonic fucking game
for the last month.
Literally.
I'm on like 21 days of playing League.
Wait, are you new to the game?
Yes, bro.
I got in it when I saw you hit it.
And I was like, I'm going to try it out.
And I hated the game.
And then I also forwarded.
And then you would like, I'm doing a tournament.
So like, fuck yeah, I got to lock in.
And I'm iron one, bro.
I'm fucking iron one.
So Muda, you're not going to end up
like a challenger with a thousand hours, right?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
The chat is saying three, five thousand hours.
No, bro, no, no, no, no, no.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
Bro, now how do I add you?
What's your name?
Tell me your name, tell me your name.
Oh, it's the same, no, no, no, I have you added.
Are you using the same account that I added you on Valorant?
Beta, same thing.
No, no, no.
I don't even know bro. Just tell me your thing. Tell me your thing. I
Have special characters so I want to just send it to you. I'm gonna send it to you. You just get a copy of a stick
That's easier. All right. Let me see this guys. It's not gonna be a PC check. I'm pretty calm down, bro
Bro would have changed his ways, dude
Guys, I was 15 bro chill mood of wins the last time he cheated on the game
Bo
mood up, but like rock rock rock rock wait like on what on what?
What do you mean on what?
Like the last time you cheated was on Russ like on your life
On my life on my life on my life
Okay, yes, bro. Yes
You know I'm iron-wine
Bro watch me to have 95 kills in the first game with 400,000 and then drew leaven bands both of us
Bro, okay. Tell me your game name and your tagline. I said to you. It's a discord
I don't even know why I said I actually don't know why I said that I don't I'm not chat y'all can say I leaked shit. I really don't leak shit. I don't know why I didn't say that. All right.
What I said to you from that. Listen, my dog is hiding in my room because the thunder is scaring her. So if I don't yell that's why because I don't want to start over. Yo, there's a it's raining here too, bro.
because the thunder is scaring her so if I don't yell that's why because I don't want to start over
yo there's a it's raining here too bro for realsies it's raining yeah wait a minute do you live in
Canada yes bro tell me about Canada what is Canada like honestly dude it's just a bunch of nice
people bro it's nice people you know um oh man that's it just nice people bro very cold very
Wintery snowy rainy
Okay, do you like like do you like living in Canada? Would you rather somewhere? I love Canada? No, but I live like two minutes away
From Detroit
Yeah, I live two minutes away from Detroit like literally two minutes away from Detroit and
Bro every time I'm in there. I just feel like I'm gonna get shot like I don't know America. She gives me bad vibes, bro
It scares me
Wait, just chat this Canada have guns. Yes or no. No, bro. What?
You guys don't have guns in Canada.
No, you're not allowed to have a gun in Canada, bro.
Bro, miho, that sounds kind of chill, honestly.
Yo, bro, can you give me a hose?
Yes.
Wait, so, OK.
Now, is Canada broken up into, like,
isn't Canada broken up into, like, three big ass sectors?
There's, like, Montreal, Toronto, and Ontario?
Vara.
Yeah.
What?
Are you joking?
what bro what what what do you mean the provinces what wait that's what you're laughing yeah i don't
know what you just said bro but yeah i don't know what the fuck you just said but bro wait they
have is it a state or a province no no it's provinces oh it's in ontario okay okay chat what
do you mean na education l american l american education a province is a state what the fuck
Are you smiling at fat ass? Okay, this guy's not even participating in dialogue. This guy's just tilted. All right, bro
Let's do this, bro. Yo, so what would you play in this game?
Well, I just saw you raging about him. Oh
My god, you play fucking Warwick, bro. Yes, bro. Yes, or you
Bro, I've tried to play Master Yi this morning if I'm not gonna lie into the fuck out of the game
Warwick is probably
Also, he just gets banned every game so like I didn't want to play he anyways
I've been I've been he bro because my team always is fucked by him bro. So I ban him. Oh my god. See chat. Okay. It's a lethal tempo, right?
Chat not having Dante's here, bro. Okay, Mooda. Let me actually prep you for this game
Okay, this is the first time I've ever streamed League of Legends without having a challenger coach
So like I legitimately I don't know how it's gonna go. Bro. I might not even be iron skill. I'm not gonna oh
Wait, they've been my yone
Wait, what do you mean? What do you mean? They've been my character? Okay? I'm not gonna lie. There's a good chance. They're in the stream
Wait, what's it really? Don't play yone. Who do you play? Um?
A colleague at Brad Collie beta you play a colleague nine
Bro, Muda, you have to play.
Dude, the best mid laner is what you're going to call it.
Chad, what's his name?
Chad, what's the best mid laner?
Wait, Loki, they're saying I call it.
Oh no, Zed!
Zed!
Zed is the best mid laner.
You have to play Zed, dude.
Do you know how to play it or not?
No, I don't.
All I learned was Yoni and Kalli.
I know, I know, it's okay, Brobison, look, there's a chance, ah, Muda, there's a chance
I take over this game, there's also a chance I hit the fuck out of this game.
It's gonna come down to the first five to ten minutes, because bro, I'm used to having
a challenger coach, this is gonna be tricky, I'm not gonna lie, I couldn't hit the fuck
out of this game.
Yes, bro, I don't, bro, when I play with all my challenger coach either, I literally just
get fucked, I get farmed.
Who's your coach?
Wait, you have a challenger?
Hamza.
What the fuck?
Yeah, he's been leaving, he's been mentoring me, bro.
Okay, good, I'm glad you have a coach.
Bro, let's get out of iron together.
Let's escape, bro.
Come on!
Yes, bro, are you iron one, too?
Uh, what do you say?
Iron two.
Are you iron one, too?
Cause I'm iron one.
Uh, yes, yes, yes.
I'm iron one, yes, right now.
Okay, me too, bro, me too.
Me too, bro, I'm still high, bro.
Listen, bro, you're my jungler.
Okay, bro, listen, my entire three weeks of playing this game,
I just get fucked mid every fucking time, bro.
Okay, let me explore.
All right, I gotta come clean with you.
Bro, I have a coach named Dantez, bro.
He basically, one of the first things he taught me
was to let my teammates drown and die
and all my teammates can go fuck themselves.
So let me make myself clear.
Mura, if you expect help from me,
you're not getting it, bro.
Listen, I am the, I am the vessel.
What the fuck?
Yeah, bro, yes.
Bro, because you don't deserve gold because you're iron.
That's what Dantez would say.
Literally, Dantez would say, you don't deserve help
because you're iron, okay?
So bro, I'm not gonna, bro, I'm not gonna help you with shit.
I was taught this, bro.
What?
Bro, yes, this is the jungler that's in your team, yes.
I didn't make my coach proud at all times, bro.
Oh my God.
Okay, buy your shit, buy your shit.
If we were to hypothetically go on a win streak, we could both get bronze tonight.
You lost the thinking, let's go.
Okay, let's go bro.
Listen, no bro, you know what, I was gonna say I'm not gonna make character, but fuck
that, no excuses.
Let's go, let's walk in.
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no excuses.
Muda, listen, if we keep winning, bro, I can grind all night.
If we lose, I'm gonna burn my PC to the floor and block you.
Okay, I'm not gonna block you.
Let's go.
Don't fucking int my game, okay?
I'm not.
I won't tell you to hold Q. What is that? Yo, hey, hey, hey, hey ignore the check. I'm getting invaded. I'm getting baited
What's happening? You're getting fucking
Oh, I'm getting emote on
Am I getting snipe? I'm getting invaded this kid is such a fucking cock. All right, listen, bro. I'm getting invaded
So the better match up here the guy that I'm bursting yo chat keep typing hold Q. I'm gonna fucking ban everybody stop
Shut up, dude
Listen, how you doing? I'm doing good in there
I'm not gonna lie section I thought I was playing with on a yesterday's girl. I might smite this just so I don't get invaded
I'm not gonna lie I'm off to the I literally did I just did something I've never done in
my life I just did the worst play ever oh my god bro don't do that coach in on my team
There are no smurfs bro, do you understand me?
We don't cope in this call.
Alright, I know.
Let's leave the coping to our Iron teammates, bro.
Don't do that cope shit.
Alright, alright, alright.
No dantests, no party, watch us win.
Watch us win without dantests.
You'll see, watch us win.
Nephari is the most broken champ right now.
So I don't know.
My challenge, I think I'm going against the most like old character in the game right
now.
But no cope shit, no cope shit bro, no cope shit.
Wait, I'm not gonna die, I think Nefiri is one of the best champions.
Jack, can we get a true or false on that?
Is Nefiri one of the best champions?
Just how do I beat this guy?
Bro, stop coping.
Listen.
Bro, he's Irons!
Yo, mood up!
He's Irons!
Play the game!
Bro, true, true, true, true, true, true.
He's Irons, bro!
Bro, you're a gamer, bro, okay?
Where you hit Radiant on Battlements, bro?
True, true.
Bro, I might gank him now.
He's low.
I can't gank until I get my cap on.
Yeah, you're good, you're good.
I'll tell you, Pogs.
They're saying in the fear you got nerfed, he's coping.
Alright.
Okay.
Bro, I'm gonna go for Bot's gut and then gank if you keep him alive.
Yeah, I'm gonna give him luck for you.
Wait, Chad, you're supposed to do Krugs with a 4 buff?
4 minute clear son, shut up, it's not a 4 minute clear.
11 CS, not 4 minutes though, I'm trying to talk.
So the new junglers have CS? You have CS?
We're all supposed to have good CS. Wait, I have a fight here, hold up, I can fight this MF.
I'm gonna kill the MF.
I'm actually the greatest full time. Oh my god. MUNA LET'S GOOOOOO! MUNA LET'S GOOOOOO!
Did I kill? Yes I helped Q2. Chad if you like that you like that. I'm actually the greatest.
Okay, okay, okay. Let's go. We're gonna win only only win tonight, okay?
I'm down bro. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm still fucking down.
If you end my game I'm not gonna die. It's gonna be personal.
I don't care about any other game, but bro, if somebody ends me on League, I swear to God.
It's different, right?
I know, it makes you feel like I'm just fucking killed by it.
Yeah, it's just like an hour of suffering.
Basically, yeah.
And you already know you lost too, so it's like fucked.
Let me go from top scouting.
We'll scout top scouting, chat.
Yo, chat.
Let's be honest.
As of right now, Don't have to be proud.
what's a better matchup yone against this guy or a colleague it's a guy cuz look
I'm fucking with you I'm gonna ask for it now but I only have 17 CS bro you should
play yasuo I think yasuo has aura dude yes you has so much aura but I'm playing
his brother yone
most of it I'm not gonna lie
I'm saying a cali is a better matchup
they're saying a cali is a better matchup
NOOOOO
yeah
what a nice nice nice nice
okay
don't go I need you to get fed real quick
Jack source first shoes or a hacksack done blade
what about it
might be able to get a kill
hold on
would help you
help you
I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming
He can go I can't get too far is too far. What a fucking freak
All right dog team here we go
I did old Q maybe
I learned it from my coach relax dude. I learned that from my coach fucking relax
What's the fuck bro? I it's all learned. I'm his vessel. Don't get mad at me get mad at him
I learned all that shit
Okay, I can look for a drag here. Let me
I have no smite, I shouldn't have started dragging, I'm not going to lie, hopefully I can just sneak in.
I have no smite, this is so bad.
Gotcha, I'm going to hit this.
Is that a combo? Or a Q? Or a Q?
We're not going to need help. We're not going to need help.
No.
Nice, we got the dragon, we got it, kill the king, kill the king.
Alright, I'm gonna stream the fuck out of here.
What are you, good or you good?
Yeah, I'm good pretty low, but I'm good.
W more, chat, one lie, W more.
Alright, alright.
Go for it.
Wait, you used Bork or Warwick too?
What?
Bork, the blade of the moon king.
Yeah, we have the same build on Yoni that I'm one with.
Well, you know the most challenging thing about this game is for me, bro? Learning what all the characters do.
Yep. Bro, bro, Muta. What you just said is the truest thing about this game.
The reason why everybody fucking quits League in a week is because half of your deaths, you don't even know why you're dying or how you're dying.
It's like, oh, I would have avoided that death if I knew this guy could kill me from the fucking afterlife
Oh, I would have wanted that death if I knew this guy could bend time
Throw wings and fly through a tree
No, very true. So is that a good blash or no? I remember you're under leveled so like don't feed this guy like that
Level eight
well I might dude I'm gonna I'm gonna I might thank this case off it
he's going grubbed wait wait wait wait get ready to fight get ready to fight
get ready to fight I'm low key low I like
yo chat what is that at all what is that
if you're just typed aura dip no bro you're level 8 it's not a aura dip he
said aura dip because I flashed away from him bro bro your level 8
I
Don't jump on the whole future with this case I'll pay my gank
I need help now
We're gonna be down down down. I help help help help help help help help help help help
You have to kill these guys. They're all done
McCain's 282 and McCain something's left nice killed against something killed against something nice mood up. Good fuck shit mood up
He's running from you for a reason your teammates here. Oh my god
Nice
I got one, bro, I got one.
What the hell was that guy chasing me?
I think you killed the K-Sante, right?
Or you killed the other guy.
Dude, how does he just do that?
Well, no, no, no, my character's broken, bro.
My character, this guy's character.
Yeah, yeah.
Am I am I copo? You're getting mid-difft. Oh my god
Why are you getting mid-difft?
bro
bro, he
Banned my character
You don't deserve gold right now
bro you don't deserve gold what do you want to say bro you're getting fucking mid-life
by an iron a fucking iron a iron wake up wake up
let's go bro let's win he's the iron
Drake is at 30 seconds dragons at 30 seconds
you want me to come help you take it
Yeah, yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Yes.
But work on your way for now.
Just chill.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Drag is out for 20 seconds or 10 seconds.
Yeah.
I'm gonna get Scott.
I'm gonna get Scott and go drag.
I mean, like, even in stats, I'm gonna get Scott.
Bro.
Move it out, move it out.
What actual fuck are you doing in mid lane?
What are you doing in mid lane?
No, no, no, I'm gonna freak out.
I'm gonna freak out.
What are you doing in mid?
You're feeding the theory
Dude that guy's broken bro. Oh my god. What is that character? I'm benefit should I bend a theory every game?
I don't care anymore. He's running me down there
Team yep, you fed in the theory so now I'm getting literally ganked
No, there's three people on you both while you can't put that on me. There was things on you
I'm not even gonna lie this game
All right, all you gotta do is don't feed him, okay
Yes, you got it, though, I got it do not feed him. Yeah, I got it got it
oh my god it's like so hard to like
yeah with this character though I'm gonna scale
what is this?
getting 2v1
bye bye
and uh fuck up
well what is that I'm on your towel wallahi jixi wallahi I'm getting
I'm getting smurfed on my entire chat is saying he's smurfing
Muda
Play extremely safe for the rest of the game
No, no, no, no, he keeps killing you we will not be able to kill him ever
I will never be able to kill him. Well, I just I'm gonna sit on the tower. I can't do anything else
I'm just gonna let him stay on the tower. This is by like a stranger. He wants you to keep
Yeah
We're gonna hide Q after this, but like we got a black tree for a day or else this is just your gates
You're gonna come come come come.
Vroom vroom, daddy. Daddy, vroom vroom.
Want a speed?
I'm not, oh my god, bro, JXE
Holy shit, you just beat a smurf. God knows what the fuck that fuckin' mind-guy guy is.
YOU JUST BEAT A SMURF, Bro!
Alright, I gotta shut down for that two-hack tank.
Oh my god, I should go to this game.
Ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok.
Okay, how did he go Rift Arrow?
I could kill this K-Sop dang maybe. No, no, no, no, no, Kain's there.
I could kill Kain though. I'm over leveled.
There's two top lane and there's two bottom lane. I'm getting mid tower right now.
Just the one can I killed in the fairy or is he just insane?
Hey.
Honey help.
Burn, burn, burn.
Muda!
Do you have any idea where he is?
Why does he keep spawning it on me?
Fuck!
He was actually spawning it on me.
Fuck!
He was actually spawning it on me.
Fuck!
Where's he at oh my god
Can I even kill this guy bro, yeah, I've been around
Check it I even kill him
Look he's literally emoting on me bro.
Chad, I forgot my dog was in my room bro.
Fuck.
You guys wanna go back?
Bro, it's, it's, it's, I don't know bro.
I'm gonna lock him.
Yeah, I think that's like a thing. I don't know. Wait, why is this guy okay? Oh my god.
I have to kill this guy
Why not?
So shameless
Kill him!
I stopped fighting because I thought I was gonna kill him
I know, it's fucked.
Mott, can we time out the- like put it on bottom only?
How are they just invading my tent? Like where are you guys? Muda! What?
I
Can't I can't I can't I can't I can't
Bro, what are you gonna? You gotta talk to me on this nefiri bro. Do anything?
I would be a boy. I'm just saying not in your lane. I'm getting fucking gay
I did you did not say that did he say that I
Did I did Chad did I not say that yes or no? I'm hiding map because this kids I guarantee you
Please please
The nefiri is literally literally saying
I'm bro. I'm iron. What?
Like he knows we're accusing of smirking
What if he's not in your lane, I mean
If he's not in your lane, tell me okay, okay, or if you have no vision agreement like you're dead
Yeah, I don't see him in my lane, I mean how he's in my lane, it's not right.
Alright.
We can still win, but we have to like, probably...
Nah, I got mid tower.
I got mid tower, we gotta work on side towers now.
Wait, I'm gonna go have bot.
Wait, should I go have bot or no?
No, you're mid!
What the fuck?!
No!
Push your wave!
What the fuck, bro?
No!
Push your wave, bro.
Why is there three in my way I can't even play the fucking game
Game!
Fuck!
Oh my god, 3v1, bro?
Yeah.
Bro, guys, guys, how it, like, what is happening?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
How am I getting 3v1?
What is actually going on?
You're probably just getting sniped, I promise. It's not even cold!
Yo, can you have the laser stream? Cause I'm gonna have one right now.
Yeah, I'll tell you what.
Just do like 10.
Yeah, I put on it. I put on it.
Think they're about to get Baroned.
Actually, I don't know if they can take me there.
Alright chat, we have a delay now. Let's see what the score is.
I've never played this game off stream and like it's so easy to you.
Bro, I play this game off stream every morning.
And it's fun. You guys should kill people.
When I play this game off stream, I swear this might not be the season's cult, bro.
Either they just die every time.
We're gonna be up to lane after the show. No code.
I have to lay and I put my camera over my mini map.
Oh my god.
They're running it down mid, I think.
Oh my god, I don't even know how I just got out of that. One lock.
I mean, they're just running it down.
I'm only losing 4v1s.
What did I just die by?
Wait, wait, they're all low, we have to capitalize.
So low, Riven go off.
Kill the Nefiri, yes!
Okay, these guys are gonna int.
Oh my god, man.
Muda, can I be honest, bro?
Yeah, bro.
I think you inted the fuck out of this game, bro.
Bro, I swear he's a smurf.
He's 15 and 5.
Bro, Muda, you fed Nefiri and then he started running around rampage, stream time.
He did, I agree, I agree, I agree.
But I'm gonna be honest, Muda.
I think you hinted but I don't even know if you hinted because I'm pretty sure he's a stream slapping smurf like I'm not
I swear if there's a gun in my head and I had to predict I think this guy's a stream slapping smurf
Kills case on thick. Let's get something. Let's get something
No one
I feel like this team's gonna eat bro.
They have 3 dragons, we cannot let them get the 4.
Oh my god, that's gonna change, it's gonna change.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Got one?
Kill him, you have to kill him, I messed.
Yes, man!
That guy, that guy, that guy deleted me though, that other guy deleted me.
Bro, that guy is so strong!
Yep, who's lame was there?
Who's fucking was there man, but he's fucking smurfing it fucking sniping
Well, we're gonna do it and he's hard to get there bro. Jixie. He's hard to get bad my yone. What man?
I'm not gonna lie. I actually
Chat one the guy banned his character. He banned yone to the guy was typing in chat responding to accusations that were to be
type they're being set on three three I'm not getting this guy ghost gank me like
four times like I swear to God he's at the bare minimum sniping but he might be
sniping his worth we have to kill him
Let's go. Oh my god, they're actually following me.
We're good. Yo, is this game winnable, to be honest?
Yes, bro. We're an iron. Anything's winnable. Yeah, but even with this murder, should I
help my vessel real quick? Yeah, yes, bro. It's okay.
Alright, alright, alright. I think I just killed two and I killed the
the fury
Son case the problem
Okay, no, no, I have no don't bite him. No, okay, don't bite him. I have no
I'm down, but there's still a lot I believe we should kill some more though, and then...
Yeah, we might have to kill them at Baron.
There's a guy here. Yeah, they're in!
Yeah, here comes the Baron. One shot and he has three.
I hate this boy. I hate oh my god
Yeah, you're made 26. Yeah, bro
I don't know how you want to play it.
Bad my character, sniping, smurfing.
Like you're looking at it fucking like, kill myself bro.
Like bro, what do you want me to do, Tixi?
Take accountability, you massive funky balls.
You don't fuck.
Take accountability.
Are you stupid?
He's smurfing and sniping and bad my character and bad my character
This name was massive monkey balls those actually yes
Yes, all right. We have to play for dragon. We do get vision dragon. We're just gonna lose on enough here
He's running it down. I can't kill this the very solo. Oh, no. Yeah, I know I cannot kill this the very solo
There's literally no way I have to open a theory when I hold him
I need you to like fucking shit on him with me. I can't empty my kid on the bro
I'll pull out full. Yeah, I need to focus the fairy. Oh, I'm gonna arm the theory
Where's the fear? I don't get to see them
We have to go now if you make flanking go go go I'm gonna open a theory
Oh, that's Cain and I missed. Alright.
Alright.
Are you okay?
I'm just dead by my distortion.
I don't know.
Yep, that's on me. I ulted the wrong guy and missed.
Now they end.
Well, I had the most CS and the most kills.
Um...
Yep, I guess just go next.
Yeah, definitely. I'm done at that.
Uh, chat? Okay, do I just ban the Harry every game by the-
Yo yo, just be pleased for the Lumberjacks.
Full can of me, too. Like, please. Like, please. Please, I'm begging you, please.
I think I just played my best game of League I've ever played, and I literally got skull fucked.
Listen, can you do me a favor?
What bro, but go into settings, scroll down to sound and lower that bitch to zero and
then full cam and Q when you're full cammed.
Give me a moment here.
Yes, bro.
Yes.
I had the most kills and most damage and most yes.
Yes.
And I lost.
Yes.
Nefiri got fed and then ran around to wherever I was,
ghosting me, yo chat, let me say this,
I earned an S on Warwick, what?
Chat, let me say this guys, I'm not even kidding.
I've played probably, you can see,
I've played 57 games of League of Legends.
I will 100% guarantee you,
Nefiri was at the bare minimum sniping
Because bro, he was jumping me in my camps
and typing and chat responding to messages.
And bid my own name.
So it's a culmination.
One, he banned Luda's character.
Two, he was literally jumping me in my camps multiple times.
Okay, are you full cammed?
All right, no, hold on.
Okay, yeah, I'm full cammed.
I'm muting audio, wait.
All right.
Yeah, yeah, you muting.
you within the next minute or so wait hold up hold up I'll do it wait wait wait
all right okay randomly queue within the next minute or so okay got it got it
got it got it so wait chat do I just ban the fairy bro
Oh, I could have reported that guy to Drew Levin chat, but honestly, I don't know.
Like I don't know if we have the grounds to actually get that guy banned.
Chat, I don't know if we should report somebody.
Someone said, check Nefiri's OPGG, I just checked, she's 100% smurfing.
So not only was it smurf, but they target banned my Yone and I'm going to tweak, I'm
the first game on by the way literally just aids aids aids aids
Muda I'm not even kidding though that's the best I've ever played
no I like the way you played bro I like the way you played if you play like that
and I'm on Yoni and we don't get snucked whoa lucky the lucky we can get broads today
Jack how do we know she's smurfing how do we know
I checked her profile she is smurfing and she's probably borrowing a friend's account
Yeah, gold border and D ranks to snipe you. Wait wait wait. The nefuri hit gold?
So wait, we played against a gold stream sniping smurfing nefuri who target banned muda?
Yes. All right, muda. I'm gonna go pee bro, okay? Yep yep. Hold on. High five. Select my champ, okay?
You know what to select high fives. And bandrammas! I don't ever want to play that little turtle
So fuck again. Ban Rannis.
Chat, so do I ban, uh, Nefiri? Or do I ban, uh...
Master Yi, chat. Chat, Mel, Nefiri, or Master Yi?
You know what?
This, that was a worth. I think I'm not gonna ban Nefiri.
Because like, no one that's low-key loves actually an iron.
Surely, but is Nefiri.
Jinxie is full leaking the Q by the way, Buzz alright!
Yo hi boys, are you STUPID?
They just banned Akali.
They just banned the cult.
The character I was playing last game.
Alright, Mio.
Muda, let's go.
Lock the fucking can.
I'm down.
Listen, bro, last game.
Yo, W.
What the fuck you can go on down. I'm down. Let's go. Last game yo, W. Hi, bro. Thank you
I'm listening for our last game shake it off. I'm not gonna lie
I'm gonna have Dom Tedz give an opinion on that game tomorrow. I'm 99% sure that guy was a smurf
I I think that the guy was to swap my order from top to wait. Why is the chat saying Briar GG Briar dip Briar
Chat what the fuck does that mean?
Why is that GG?
What do you mean?
What?
Briar GG, Briar GG, Briar GG, what's happening tonight?
What?
Why's that GG?
Briar is a broken champion, Briar is OP.
Wait, Betcha.
Does Briar counter Warwick, cause that's all I care about.
Guys, at the end of the day it's an iron controlling him.
yo yo you're iron too what do you mean an iron controlling them we're both
irons okay you're actually right listen bro what are you saying okay don't duel
her don't duel her oh I forgot I have a delay
whoa listen to Jixi listen okay well I he bro if I'm not going to smurf and I'm
on a yo-nay I'm on a yo-nay now bro I'm going to fuck VEGAR I'm gonna fuck VEGAR
Okay, I'm a fucking and once I fuck him. I'll come help you every time in jungle. Okay, you understand yo
Muda if you enter my camps at any point in this game
I'm gonna hint the fucking game. Just stay in mid win your lane push your minions. All right
Don't come to my jungle. What the fuck are you?
What the fuck is your coach, bro?
Don't go in my camp. What okay, okay, okay the fuck bro
Bro, don't go to my stain. You're a dude. Stay like what? Okay. Listen, mood up. Briar is iron. Okay. We're good
Last time was unlucky. All right, that guy might have enough getting banned. You know, it's my give roll back
True leaven true leaven execute order 66 true leaven execute order 66 mood of locked in. Okay. Let's go. Let's go
It's not actual first game. All right
We don't count the other one.
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
Warwick does good against Briar? Okay, okay.
So, how do I play against Vhagar again?
Oh, God.
Wait, I'm pretty sure Vhagar is ranged, right?
Doesn't Vhagar root you in those jaws
when he like blows your leg up?
Bro, don't walk into his explosive shit.
Okay, done.
Where's Dantez, guys? Dantez actually took the day off.
actually took it the day off. I'm actually proud of him. I didn't know he was going to be doing that.
I hate playing on the downward angle bro, to be honest.
Bryan, look, you should have watched the TikTok on Briar's economy chat. I'm not gonna lie.
Wait, you don't like playing on a downward angle? I love it.
I feel like I just see more when I'm at the top wait what is briar do you know no I don't
know check if you guys explain like the cheesiest shit briar does that I should watch out for
You said he told you about barry no, I know I know don't test took the day off, but I'm like actually surprised he took a day off
She life steals. Oh, yeah, wait doesn't briar turn into warwick or something
Somebody in the chat said sexy feet yo, bro. We're not fucking good. What does she do?
Oh
Jesus Christ
Tell chill chill, bro. How's falling daddy?
We're gonna win bro chill it's still like
Boji see it's been two minutes
Yeah, that's my point, bro. We shouldn't already have a bot lane dying in a fucking minute.
We have 5 CS right now.
Fucking alive, bro. I'm not gonna lie, bro. I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Yes, bro. Look at the women's game, I promise.
Your arc can be thrown across the map and if it lands it brings it to a close view.
Save Q for when she stands in charge of this.
What?
I got him just fucking this guy right now.
What?
What are you taking?
I messed that up so bad. Don't ping me. You don't deserve gold shot. You already died,
dude.
I'm getting to the other end in a backtrack. Should I backtrack? I got 2v1, should I just
backtrack? What a backtrack.
I shouldn't have ignited chat. I just wasted ignite, bro. I'm just such a fucker, Chod.
I wasted a night. I'm such a fucking pussy.
I don't just think I'm running at me.
I don't think I'm running at me.
Why don't you just fucking kill Vigar? What are you doing?
What the fuck? What the fuck are you saying to me, bro?
Bro, I'm level 4. He's level 5. Don't backseat.
I'll fucking int this game.
Haha.
No, Joe, you're a coach, bro.
I think your coach taught you the long shit, bro.
Nope. I have the best coach in the world.
oh god we have a tamponch top lane
yeah i kill him if i wasn't under level i'm under level i'm not gonna kill him and you
guys are gonna go oh hell of a will hell of a will
right when i die
When you're late at big hours getting his tight little asshole fuck
Good when you're late push the minions
Boss actually looking good down here
Go boys.
Dude, winning a game in League of Legends or dominating a League game feels better than coming, bro. Like, genuinely.
I mean, I would disagree. Like, I think the feeling of just climaxing is better than winning a League, but climaxing only lasts for like 3 seconds and then you have to clean it.
The thing is, a League game, when you're dominating it lasts for like 20 seconds, so it's actually not a bad shout out of you, kid.
Let's work drag here
And you got a pen to kill yet mood I haven't got one yet. No, bro. I got the what's the one below it though watch
What's up here?
You're looking good
I'm soloing drag
Y'all be cleaning yeah, why would you not clean your nut up?
So I'm getting to be one to man bro like what the fuck is this go back don't fucking die all that
I'll help you don't don't die because they're both very low brother both very low. Did you fucking die?
No, no
Yeah, y'all have to clean your nut. What do you mean gets too much work? That's fucking disgusting, bro
You watch what the fuck you say?
There's people in my chat saying too much work about cleaning up my bro clean up, dude
For a cat the best method to do any bro
It's just doing in the shower because then you don't get it anywhere. Do it in a shower or just go put like napkins where you come
Do you just come on the napkins?
I think shower is better
Briars box cut
Nice from would a good shit
You know tell you more my yone is insane enough
Where it looks like you're making like TV. It's gonna be good. Are you?
Yeah, I am and I go back to my last position for your name of sick. What?
You should learn Yasuo too, that's his brother.
I know, I need to bro.
I heard Yasuo has aura.
He does bro, he has so much power.
There's a challenger player, literally named Yasuo, he's like, yeah, yeah, I know, I know,
I know.
He was gonna coach me one day too.
I have that setup.
He should coach me, he's mid player.
So why do you like jungle, boy?
You like being the jungler?
Instead of like a...
I like watching my teammates bleed out on the floor.
I'm being dead ass.
something fucking sick though there's there's something wrong with you though
uh there honestly wasn't anything wrong with me and then I started playing this
fucking shit game
it's addicting though bro huh yeah brother I played this game off-stream
yeah I know I said me too me too
If I just came this morning and I emptied it on D, if I would have played Warwick I would have won.
Isn't he like our super nuke suddenly character though?
Yo hey hey!
No I didn't mean that!
Oh no!
Oh oh oh!
If you're gonna lose your lane, lose your lane bro.
Don't try to bring me down with you.
You fucking emptied my character!
You emptied the last game!
I'm gonna get better of a character!
an enemy has been slain
I'm into the last game dude
he was smurfing and he banned my character bro
but were you fucking monkey balls on a smurf?
look what are you saying?
sorry let's just get along and go on a winning streak bro please dude
I need a winning streak
you know how this game's a lot easier than the last game
I'm gonna be honest though
this guy's getting fucked
Yeah, because there's not a fucking degenerate sociopath on the other team.
Yeah, I agree.
I'm gonna work from here.
Ten minute no ganking, by the way. Hell yeah.
And I'll do it again.
I'm actually cooked.
Ryder got rubbed.
Wait shut I didn't die to him. I died to the turret. That's good. I
Died to the turret so that's good right? I will fucking turret. I turret dive them and killed him
But he didn't get the gold I did because he didn't inflict damage on me, which means that's good
Good job. I'm gonna get more
I'm kind of forcing it, but I have no other plan
Like I can't wait for these camps after this
I
Bet little bit you kill him yeah, I'm showing this way to oh my god
Oh, I should have gone off.
This is a good game, bro. We have a good game on our hands. This is a good game. This is a good game. Lock in.
I love you, Chris.
Iron Forever from literally gonna get Bronze tonight. What the fuck are you typing?!
Move to lock in, bro, please.
Lock in, lock in, lock in.
Why are you getting dragon?
Can we grab this?
Wait, I'm gonna make a faker play.
I'm gonna make a faker play.
Watch this.
Bitch.
Yo, fakers coming.
Be careful.
I stole the dragon.
You'll take your coming be careful I
Still the dragon I still the dragon all good all good all good
Oh my god, wait did I steal the dragon? Oh, yeah, I did it nice, but we have two dragons. They have no dragons
enemy killing spree
bro we're looking good mula
wait no we got what's happening
what happened? why did i bring some guys?
wait what is that alt?
oh my god i got one at least
what was that?
YOLO FU-
FU-
OH MY GOD YES!
YES!
FUCKY SUTTLE ASSHOLE FOR ME!
YES!
Dude, see I wanna suck your tights
I wanna suck your indecisive nut in my mouth bruh
Holy shit yes bruh
YAH I GOT IT
NOW KILL MY WAY
YES!
We're getting broad today bruh
WE'RE GETTING BRUH TODAY!
Hey!
Let's go
Good shit
Oh my god we have another kill
Nice there we go. We're back
Whoa, we rock they all rock
God I love I do love I do love me some warwick chat. I'm not gonna laugh
Rock they all rock
If I can get level 10 off this, I think I should gank.
I gotta level 10 out more.
Check this second I build my fucking guide, bro.
Nah, let me just go on.
Yeah, I don't know, I'm playing good tonight.
Mood, I'm playing good.
Oh, I'm playing good too, I'm not alive.
I gotta keep ganking.
I just gotta keep farming and ganking.
Nice, get out, get out, get out, get out, and that died.
Mejho.
What am I doing?
Boom, getting greedy.
I'm done, shut up, I'm done fighting him under a stir.
I'm done fighting him under a stir.
I'm done, I'm done.
another hard year, hold on
we're looking, we're looking guys
I've got another kill
we're looking good
3 kills, we both got 3 kills but I have 3 deaths, but won't keep
but all 3 of my deaths still have been under turret, bro
all 3 of my deaths have been under turret
bro, what are you doing, son?
I'm just greedy, let's do you ever get greedy or no, bro?
Yes, bro, all the time.
Especially as a jungler.
Bro, the thing about jungling that's hard for me is like, sometimes you have to understand when you have to be aggressive and when you have to be aggressive, when you have to be passive.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I see that.
I'm gonna go top scut then.
The old mortal reminder.
I don't know how to describe it.
What are we looking at baby? Come on!
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are. Honestly solid.
Oh no.
I can't get here.
No, no I'm good.
I just chat I hate people who just
Oh, no
I'm gonna do that
Yeah, I'm gonna give you back. I'm gonna get my I'm gonna get my album. I'm gonna get my
So what does he do?
Wait, they took Bork, bro
You mean Rift here?
Yeah, Rift's already got, yeah, they took, oh man, they took Baron or Rift's already got Baron.
I'm going Dragon now, I have Fire.
I have Drag Fire, but I don't know where my teammate is, I might be dead here.
I have to get the second one.
So they're definitely pushing you bro be careful.
Try to get hold up.
Give me a life, give me a life.
Help me, help me, help me.
I need help, I need help.
Let's go!
More and more.
I'm alive.
your time I survived it the perfect time I got my did you get yours yeah well this
game is so fun to see I'm not gonna lie though this game I'm not getting my
the best game in the world. I'm not going to.
But I just saw my head just exploded.
Oh, you're so funny.
What I just said that I didn't even know fucking boy.
I just said that I just said that I'm a greedy piece of shit.
There are codes one in the tower of one.
Are you a retard warwick?
Don't get banned. Don't get banned. Don't get banned. Don't get banned.
I'm not gonna lie to you, I just entered the fuck out of the game.
How bad of a skillet, should I kill your ass?
11 out of 10, you should report me for how bad of a skillet.
Now I could gank and help champions here?
I guess I should.
Oh god.
I mean, how am I supposed to...
NOOOO!
Why is Briar mid?!
WHERE'S MY JUNGLER?!
Yo, shut the fuck up.
No shut up shut up don't ever ever say where's your jungler again the fuck type of shit is
that don't shit mid laner you look at me every game I'm not losing my lane at all I'm dominating
the fuck you're staying.
I'm so glad Tam can't shot.
I'm getting 2v1.
Yeah, same thing with 2v1 to me by the way.
Did you know what?
That is here.
Back to me back to me daddy watch
Kill the big off kill the big off kill the big off kill the big off nice fucking dad
Dad I know I was trying to press the I miss
I have the most yes chat again back to back games bro
Is the jungler supposed to have the most CS or is it random?
Chad is that our over churno?
Chad can I take this fight yesterday?
Yo why the fuck are there nine people in my fucking lane? Get out.
Top of the map is supposed to have the most CS.
why don't you have the most yes
I guess I'm aring this I don't know
Why are we teamfighting?
Just fucking see it and play for the dragon!
Why are we in a fucking brain dead fucking teamfight?
Just push your lane and play for the dragon!
oh my god wait am I put to die
yo we gotta help top lane out we're gonna help top lane over some shit no
our top lane can go fuck himself our top lane literally asked me wait this
This guy's getting chased out of our base.
Yo, they're in our base.
They can't do this.
They've been allowed to do this.
They can't just walk into our base.
Jack, can I fight Mordekaiser right now or no?
I know some streets I can't back up my clothes.
We have to play for Dragon, but they're gonna be here.
Go Dragon, Muda!
Okay, I'm coming, Bob.
They're all ulted, Bob!
DMF just...
DMF just went off. DMF, oh my god.
Oh my god. DMF.
Did we take Dragon, though?
I
Chat why am I old to me the four people I'm better than this guys
Why am I old to me the four people what am I doing no no check what the fuck am I doing? What am I doing get up?
What am I doing? I just both I just all did for people
Well, I just all since you go. Oh my god. Well, there's brighter side. I could shit
I just ulted everyone in that fight.
Everyone!
Let's play for Baron now eh.
I'm down, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down.
We actually should.
Alright, I need to stop ulting in the formable.
I knew they were all going to be there.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Baron, are you down?
Yeah, we have to go Baron.
I think we go Baron now.
Okay, I'm going to get my wave and drop.
Okay, I'm gonna get my way to stop
All right, I'm just gonna kind of respawn me
Let's go up go up go up go up go up come Baron
I'm coming coming coming. Wait, Mortar Geyser, Mortar Geyser on me
All right, I think we should take Baron. I don't think we can start Baron, but okay
Not at all, we can't
We can't, we can't, we can't, we can't
We can't
Oh my god, Mortar, Mortar Geyser, Mortar Geyser
Mapping, Mapping.
Easy in the zone.
YES!
Did you kill Mordekaiser or did I kill him?
I don't know.
I'm so fat
Yeah, I'm so sad to watch it 50 yes, I don't have one for the April I'm gonna get better at sessing on God
It's fine. I have three K gold. I'm so fat
I should have recalled earlier.
Oh fuck.
Sorry.
I got Todd Towers.
Alright.
No, we're good.
Muda, keep pushing that lane! Keep pushing that lane!
I am, I am, I am, I am, daddy. I got you.
Muda, this is actually such a close game.
Come on!
This is where everything matters, the last fucking 10 minutes here.
These turrets just missed that fucking alt, they're just costing me a fucking game.
Bro, what we need to do is wipe them and then take Baron.
We need to wipe them and then take Baron.
No, man.
I missed like fucking...
Call him.
We are not in a position to take Baron right now, we have to get like a kill advantage
then take Baron.
So why is it only the three guys on me at all times?
It's like they enjoy fucking me, I don't understand.
What is the other TPing to?
I don't even understand what we're doing.
I think they're pushing bot, there's three of us bot.
I'm gonna need dragon, mood up dragon.
Mood up dragon, dragon, dragon.
Come dragon, don't do anything just come dragon.
I don't have ult but I'm down.
What's your respawn?
How long are you respawning?
I'm on him, I'm on him, I'm on him, I'll be there, I'll be there just in time.
I'll be there just in time.
Delay the fight, Delay the fight.
You have to pray up or they can hop, need to come.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
this dragon's gonna determine who wins the game because it's gonna run into a team fight
are we getting in are we getting in wait wait but you should we fight the people or should
we fight drag no no no don't fight me we need to fight the people first we can hit drag
though like a little bit focus the players more importantly now they have to push us
started dragon because he started the afterbush I have fortunate on this I
guess tonight break the dragon but you like it
but yeah yeah yeah now we end now we end come on
now we end come on I gotta go snag our
and then and then and then wherever you call me where we call on a recalling I
don't know maybe the fucking way to be broke the mortar guys on our side with the
Fuck!
Fight him off.
Can we just end, no?
Can we not just end?
Just end, then, man.
Can we just end until they're all dead?
Just end!
Back them off, you guys should just end, you guys should just end.
Why am I getting fucked?
Nice.
Why am I getting focused by the tower?
It's on it!
This game doesn't make sense!
Should we take Baron?
Why am I getting focused by the tower?
What?!
Shut the damn...
We should have went Baron, I think.
I don't think we can go Baron now cause I'm deaf.
Oh
Because I hit the enemy after caught about that chat night yeah, because I hit the enemy
We can't end we have to get vision around Baron
I'm down. I'm down. I can't end. We have to get vision around there. I'm gonna go better. I'm gonna go better
No better now. Let's set up works. There's too many. There's too many. There's too many
I have vision, I have vision, I have vision all over Baron.
Ok, wait for me. We cannot start Baron without me because I have much smite.
Yeah, yeah, I'm here.
Wait, they're just showing their turrets.
Morticizer, we need to take Baron now!
Morticizer doesn't matter. He can't end.
Wait, wait, wait, they're grouping, man. We don't have to fight this.
I'm taking Baron, we're taking Baron now.
Take Baron, take Baron, take Baron, take Baron.
They're trying dead. They're trying dead. I don't know what to do here, to be honest.
Wait, did we lose the game? No. Take Baron. You guys need to take Baron. We're taking Baron, bro.
You guys need to take Baron. We did not lose. We did not lose.
Okay now recall recall recall recall we're here we're here we're here we're here we're
here.
I'm gonna just race the whole staff I'm going to be in every corner.
Kill everybody and then we can maybe go for another dragon.
I'm going to push, one for one for one.
I'm going to call him bro, I need my item.
Okay, I think we won.
Dude, I missed the old rank.
They should add a rank below Iron where only you are there. Appreciate that, ZV.
All right, that is push the minion waves because you took Baron.
Down, down, down, down, down, down.
Hey, let's walk it down.
Push the minion waves.
I'm going to go like bot or top.
I don't even know.
I'm actually going to go mid.
All right, let's walk it down.
We have the minion buff from Baron today.
Actually I'm gonna go mid.
Alright, let's walk it down.
We have the minion buff from Baron today.
I think we won.
I'm not even getting it.
What is that guy thinking?
All dead!
As long as nobody gets out of line, I think we can end.
That's one!
That's one, Miho!
That's one!
Focus on this turret.
Oh my god.
I'm losing.
Muda?
That's about my thing.
Oh my god, I'm the reason.
Muda, that's about my thing.
Yes!
bro oh my god we won yes wow okay that was terrible
at least that was the last stop
22 LP
aura that is aura I didn't do good
bro moody you had moody
yes bro yeah
46,000 damage my boy yes bro I told you I was fucking him in his little tight little ass while I was fucking him bro
good shit bro yes good fucking shit
I wonder what I earned
I got 22 LP bro 22, bro
All right, bro. You want to play another one? Yes. Are you crazy? I feel like I go when I went in this game
And I do good. I feel like I did crack. Yes, bro. Okay, bro
I'm not kidding. I think it leaves the best game of all time, bro
Hey, you are you are you are you are okay. I'm okay. I'm full. I'm full. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay
Don't cue yet. I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not let me know what it's high. Let me know what it's hidden
Something on 9-1-1.
Oh.
Time's up bro, did you see what I did there coach?
Did you see that shit bro?
E, Q3, alt.
You have slain an enemy.
Pensa kill! Pensa kill!
Yo, Muda, can you hear me?
Muda!
Can you hear me?
I'm not kidding, bro.
Chat. Deadass serious.
I'm gonna be completely unbiased.
Completely unbiased, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
What have I?
Mmm.
Oh.
My camera's blocked.
Yo, Murra, can you hear me?
I'm being dead ass serious, bro?
Yeah.
I legitimately think League might be the best game I've ever created.
I'm not kidding.
I'm telling you, this game is fire though,
this game is like fire.
You don't accept either, accept accept accept accept accept.
Jeff!
Jeff, what other game have I got into
that I've actually played every day
for 25 days in a row besides me?
Dude, it's hard to explain, like I'm literally,
but first of all, when I first learned about League,
I was like, this game is ass, I'm never gonna like it.
So I spent like maybe,
But you have to spend a little bit of hours just to get into it.
Once you get into it, it's literally the addiction starts, bro.
It literally starts.
Oh, chat saying chess.
Oh yeah, you guys are actually a good chat.
What's your name, Lee?
I actually chat two months in a row.
But chat, to be fair though, chess is like the greatest board game of all time.
I think league is the greatest video game of all time because the reason why
league is the best game ever made in my opinion is because the wins and losses
mean so much.
Like, when you play a game of League, it literally captivates your mind, body, and soul for an entire hour.
Like, you really want to win.
Like, you want to win so bad, and then when you lose, you want to beat the fuck out of whoever sold you.
No other game can really affect your soul the same way that League can,
in where no other game can make you as happy as League, and no other game can make you as mad as League.
cool because it's like a bunch of bull it's because you want to why bro because
like since the start of the game all the way to the end it's like you're edging
bro it's like it's edging slowly yes slowly and slowly slowly and then when
you break the Nexus you just bust I'll be back I'm gonna get some water oh yeah
I don't know if I should check go and do I have time um go now go go go hurry go
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Bro, chat, the thing is, bro,
you can say it about every competitive game.
You can't, though, bro.
Chat, bro, I played a game of League this morning
that was over an hour long.
I've been playing video games for 24 years.
I've never played a game ever in my life
that was over an hour long.
Bro, every game of League,
it's like it's old individual,
just movie of depression,
happiness, sadness, laughter, frustration.
You're literally watching every game, it's a movie.
You start out with the fucking intro,
you build up, you build up, you build up to the climax,
some huge dragon fight, and then you end,
the ending is cinematic.
Bro, I'm just saying, bro, League of Legends,
in my opinion, even though I stuck at the game,
is probably the best game ever created.
Yeah, realistically.
I'm not going to lie to you.
It probably is the best game.
And also, Chad, I mean, it's the most popular game ever,
bro.
Literally.
Bro, in A-shot chat, it goes how popular this game is.
Chad's not large.
I'm a pirate, Chad.
What the fuck is a zur?
But what I will say about league?
Chad's talking about a zur?
I don't know.
What I will say about league, bro,
League has made me extremely extremely happy like the highs in League are really high and the lows are really fucking low
Asia doesn't equal the world no bro. I'm not talking about Asia equal the world. I'm saying
League is the most popular game in the world, and it's probably a reason for it.
It's probably just a good game, bro.
What's up, League of Legends?
They'll post a cinematic, like once a year, and it'll get 400 million views.
What other game has ever done that?
A fucking cinematic game.
I don't know if that can show Matt, bro, because I'm just gonna get sniped.
I'm gonna get sniped, we got sniped first game on, but they target banned by yoan and fuck me
An iron azir is almost as terrifying as a piece of floating seaweed
It's what this guy in my chapter said. Uh, what the fuck is this chat? What are those guys abilities though?
I'm ghosting you, this game fuck you.
Chat, what is this ability?
Hey, Muda, alright, let's just lock in, okay?
Muda, I'm like, we have one win, one loss.
Hi guys, get record on screen.
Muda, lock the fuck in, okay?
What the fuck is this character job?
Who is it?
What is this?
What?
What are you?
Bro, what are you raging about?
What?
I'm really bulking me.
Bro, yo yo yo, you're not gonna play good if you panic.
League is not a game where panicking helps, bro.
Focus the fuck up, and I accidentally upgraded my-
Whoa.
I accidentally upgraded the wrong shit!
I don't have E now, I can't get a real fighter, I'm just dead.
Now that I said that, some stream sniping degenerate sociopath's gonna ghost me.
Bro chat, I don't understand, bro.
Cameras broken
Mooder remember lock in okay
Wait, wait, wait, what's going on with this year? Are you losing your lane?
Right now I am yeah, bro. What the are you fucking you're eating you're losing your lane and you're eating
actual fuck bro don't ever pull some shit like that again you're losing your
lane and you're eating the fuck I'm eating an apple
I'm not losing my lane vote I just a new character I've never played this
character yet I was eating over in queue what
I would never eat in the middle of a league game.
You don't deserve to eat.
Like yo, I'm done, you're my co-bro, what are you saying?
Bro, he's right, that's why that guy's challenger.
Bro, if that guy loses his lane recalls, then eats?
No, bro.
Fuck no.
He doesn't lose his lane.
Oh my god, I'm actually fucking losing my life right now bro, it's actually beating me up.
Hamza, can you tell me what to do against this fucking character bro?
Like, I don't know what to do bro, I really have no idea.
What are you doing good what's going on doing good bombers I'm locked I'm literally like
locked in right now bro cuz I'm first your character you know when you birth
a character you've never versed before bro that's what's happening so I'm
learning as I load I don't burst characters I just jungle I jungle and
watch my team die okay let's see you have a easy one yep
fucking wouldn't want to head away wouldn't want to head away y'all
Yo, I have a bot gank and a half after I smite this.
Yeah, I'm gonna gank the fuck out of bot.
Let me come through the water.
I have such a good bot gank.
I'm in this character as a little bit of a fucking game.
YES BITCH YES!
Michael, fuck you, gym.
Let's go.
Like, uh, Hamza, what do I do, bro?
If I get level 6 office, I'm ganking mid.
Warlock. I'm ganking there.
Muti, you ready? Muti! Muti!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
I'm recalling, I'm recalling, I'm recalling, I'm recalling, I'm recalling.
Not yet, not yet, not yet.
They're mine.
When the Browr match, yeah, we did.
The Browr didn't do shit.
We just tried bad and Browr didn't do shit.
Why is my chat saying he has Zer is an iron?
Is it iron?
I'm telling you, bro, he's going crazy, bro.
Wait, yeah, what did he do that made him not iron?
Bro, I'm locked in.
Yeah, what did he do that made him not iron?
Azir is a potential smurf. Azir is smurfing.
Azir is smurfing.
Why shouldn't I use ignite chat?
What law he has, shouldn't I use ignite? What law he...
You know what? I know my mistake now and I'm not gonna use it.
Yeah, what is your dude?
Shamira shop.
Nice.
Well played, bro.
You look good.
You don't overextend.
No one places here an iron, but you can't save somebody to smurf.
Somebody just smurfed, he's coming back.
Is this your actually that hard to play though, Chas?
You have no iron to use it?
Muda.
Muda, you didn't say anything to the fucker.
You said all in, right?
No, no, no, Muda, you didn't say anything to the fucker.
No, my old coach said all in. I'm not listening to my coach ever again.
I didn't even use coach. It's fucking been fucked.
to the fuck out of the fucking game I'm not even getting we're gonna lose cuz of you bro
don't worry i'll kill him
so moota moota why are you tower diving what are you doing i know i don't know why are you
tower diving what the fuck was that my coach was literally he said to do it and i'm never
I don't even know how you know how the fuck you're gonna jump off a bridge with you.
No, I'm saying tell you that I'm saying it's not ass.
You literally said the fucking all in. Yeah, but you have a delay. So like maybe he said to all in eight seconds ago.
Not now.
Like would actually what the fuck was that?
I
Not iron by the way, well, he's not
You tower dove I don't want to hear shit you're crying about him being a smurf you tower dove
I'm gonna fucking end this fucking game like yeah, this guy's not iron you can suck my fat cock
Yeah, there's more to life than holding Q, guys.
I'm gonna need some help here now, Muda.
I'm gonna need some help now.
Where are you?
I'm getting 91.
I don't know.
Where are you?
I just spy.
I could recall.
Why I could recall?
You good?
I mean I don't know I'm playing okay for my standards. I'm 2 and 0.
Most CS on the team besides Jin.
2 and 0.
I mean fuck.
How do I get past this guy bro?
like I don't understand chat am I doing something wrong bro like look at this
chat like this is disgusting like I can't do anything
like literally insane big later how much does he have nice
get out of there get out of there get out of there can't fight back
I might be able to get your refrag.
What up, Muda?
Please kill him, he's fucking half.
I'm two levels under level.
Oh my god.
I mean, Chai killed me one time, I killed him one time, he just has a higher CS than
Because I literally cannot farm with this character.
What's he doing? Why am I dying to boys?
What is this poison, ghost? What is that?
I need you to come to me dragon now, okay? I'm coming well after like like I don't know. No, no, you're good. Jinx here. Jinx here. You're good
Yeah, I'm just I need to like trial and error because I don't know what I don't know
I'm gonna go to the Wulahi, I'm gonna go to the Wulahi
I guess I can just kind of bait it, yes I guess it's easy to bait it, but how do I get
My CS now though and just look at that like what is that?
I'm not in team. I said this guy has one kill you dumbass
And I have one kill to how am I?
40 more is 40 more CS and even that's well try a little more CS. Oh, what the fuck are you doing?
I guess this guy's character. It's like I don't even want to fight against them
Like you just made a smurf on my life on my life
On my life
I'll give you the one smurf earlier. I oh cheap cheap. We can't just say smurf every time you lose your lane
We can't say smurf every time you lose your lane, bro. Fuck
It's fucking our power
I can try to get in the mid but I have a feeling we're just gonna get double killed in the game one.
I'm going mid. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Muda, can you like, no, no, beat him up, beat him up. Make him feel comfortable.
I'm gonna fly into him. I'm dead now, bro. I said beat him up, not...
Yo, brother, brother, brother, what the fuck, Muda?
What the fuck?
Why are you up there?
I have been slayed.
And just, you see, I'm playing against the first character I've ever...
I'm closing my chat. I'm not even looking at my chat.
Honestly, I'm fucking hate all of you. Genuinely, I hate all of you.
I'm not even closing my chat. I don't want to read a single message.
You fucking retards. You fucking retards.
I'm gonna read my mind on the flash, I'm gonna swear to God.
I can't read a single message chat.
Fuck everyone in this chat. This dog shit chat.
Fuck all of you, bro.
I killed two.
listen as long as you don't feed the azir anymore we won't stop feeding me at
the air yes what kill on the retort see it's better we have a 3v1 3v1 on the
azir
we have a 3v1 on the azir there's no reason why you shouldn't die here you
should always be dead here nope he's back to die right push the main
I'm gonna go for top cap
yo Muda I need you to pull your head out of your ass on the CS war you're
losing by a hundred CS I didn't know that was possible
I'm getting lucky in backrocks.
Like bro.
Darius, help me.
You fucking idiot, help me.
Help me, Darius.
Oh my god.
Help me. Help me.
Where are you?
No bro, your laner's not in your lane!
Come! Get the fucking hair out!
Oh my god.
Muda, if your leader is not in your lane, then I'm saying that I need help. Where should you go?
Where should you go, Muda?
To you, bro. To you.
But I'm down 100 CS, and look what I'm fighting.
I'm fighting Shadow clones of fucking Naruto!
Your team has destroyed a turret.
Like, what is this character bro? I'm so sick and tired of this.
Well, longy, this guy's a smurf. I don't give a fuck what anyone says.
He's not smurfing, you guys! Can't see ass!
You haven't seen that since the last fucking toddler!
Bro, try to-
He's not smurfing!
Bro, if you try to see ass, I guess this guy is impossible.
It's impossible. He has Shadow Clone.
Is that door to you like it's Shaco Neil and yow mean yow mean in Shaco Neil are
Daring me every time I try to see it. What do you want me to do dumbass?
That's what I'm gonna do. I don't care
I'm already tilted bro. I don't care. Go Jack. Go Jack. We need to kill this track
There's two drag two drag
Oh my god, you smite it. Oh my god, you smite it. Kill the brand
That's the right left the right
Kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it
Yes!
Let's go baby.
Enemy has been slain.
And enemy has been slain.
Whoa, see do you look like a fast,
tired, chuggler?
Like, I don't know why you're on my ass, though.
It's hurting, I feel, it's tilting me.
But you know what, I'm going to give you a...
Because you're ending the game!
You fed the mid later again!
What the fuck?
Okay, you're actually a dull shit.
Fuck the jungle, just tell me what the fuck you're doing.
I'm dying to the fattest year
The fattest year kills me the fattest year
I
Who don't you're down by 70cs. Yeah, wait up. We're gonna lose wake up or gonna lose wake up or gonna lose
Tied and reported
Like what even is that? What is that character? He gets the dash away. That is not a fucking
Iron bro
We need to work Baron in a minute
It's not a fucking iron we have to work Baron
Don't eat it remember not a lot of not a lot a
I
Low key need help on my mid my mid lane, bro
I can try to gank. No, no, it's not even you bro. I just I mean, it's just this guy's really hard to play again
It's my first time
He's the only guy on the team. So like I feel like we should almost support him and not run after him
I'm telling you bro. We're winning your brother. Lane. Yeah. Yeah, I agree. I'm gonna recall back on one hit
I literally just I can't even stand to look at my child up for a while
I don't even know if you go Baron, you'll get the deals here.
Like, as soon as I start.
This is going to turn into a Baron fight in a second.
Kill the Gragas, we give win here.
Now go Baron, go Baron, go Baron.
Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron!
There's one behind us.
Kill the Gragas, kill the Gragas, kill the Gragas, then go Baron.
Kill the Gragas, then go Baron.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, they're all dead, we have free bear.
No one's fighting bear except for me, what the fuck?
Yeah, they need to go baron.
I swear to God, I'll report everyone on the scene.
Why are we channeling?
They're all dead.
Why would we channel?
Oh my God, no one's fighting bear, I forget about it.
Maybe we're not strong enough to fight it.
Maybe we're not strong enough.
well there's four of you guys like how are we not wait my chat saying you can't
be there and I'm also in the game and I just missed some fucking menu in a way
because of that you fucking dumbass you sorry sorry yes yes sorry I'm really
not fighting his year bro I don't care I don't I ever feel the serve yes I got
We gotta do this, avoid him!
We gotta start playing for this dragon, 70 seconds, get this dragon!
DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON!
Be careful, be careful!
oh guys why am I getting fight me what
I mean they got dragged bro I'm not gonna lie be careful guys there's here
we have two drags all they have four oh my god yeah we need to do that dragon
we need that dragon
is that elder they've elders are we're trying to just get do we know no I'm
on on on on on on on on on on on on on on on on on on on on on on on on on on on.
They don't have four dragons, they have two.
We have two, we need more.
Do they have four?
Hold tight.
They only have two.
I ran turret's on tracks.
Okay, bro, get your fucking head out of your fucking ass.
Sorry, you're just tilted at me so fucking hard!
Stop!
I need to see that C-S better.
Low key.
Listen, I'm gonna go get that fight, Cay'lin.
I
Can't help you came
Why is came a lot of going to make that so fucking stupid like this one is about why is he not going visible?
Yeah, that was so bad we shouldn't have fought there bro
I should have just went back, but I didn't want to be called a baiter.
Our Jin is fed, we might be able to win this.
Our Jin's 5-0, he has 200 CS.
Bro, our Jin's gonna win us the game.
Who is that, bottom laner?
That's bot lane.
Way to no be a zeer, just joling.
I have to like sprint at these guys.
Never seen like, I don't know.
That's not iron bro, I refuse to be designed by the way.
What's that insane as you're smurfing?
I'm telling you bro. I'm telling you dude, I'm telling you it's so lame bro.
Wait hold on, what is that?
What is that item?
What is that?
What is that bro?
He'll be here.
Even the way he's moving, this guy's a god.
I'm telling you, I told you bro.
This guy's a god.
You know what you got?
We can still win Arjen as fast.
We try to play for Baron since he's a Zerestad or is that crazy?
I feel like we can literally kill everyone on that team, except for Azir, he's literally
like levels above this shit.
I'm here baron, should we go for baron?
be careful it's a bait be careful
I think we go baron
do you want to? no we're dead
I'm dead I'm dead
why am I going to focus baron?
I don't know if we can go baron
We're all here, we have to win a team fight then you're going to win.
Yeah bro, I feel like we can kill everyone and then leave as you're for last and then
just double kill it.
We need to focus everyone's butt in here.
We gotta kill the shit players.
Yeah.
That's nice.
You can start.
I'm backing out though cuz I didn't heal
I'm gonna buy after this chat I have like nothing else to really do
Alright girl we have to focus to this year I'm gonna try to dive them
No, I don't think he focuses your ability to hit everyone. No, yes, we have no that's the problem
We do that is get so far. We have to kill zero first
I didn't recall I have two grand left outside. Yeah, I
Think they might be sneaking bearer now. I'm not any chair
We try to group there yeah, or drink drink or bear what do you want?
Drink drink
okay let's go. I'm gonna go to the tower. I just seek to eat out. They take it or no
they take it they didn't take it. This guy has a disposable fucking like what is that?
I'm seeing shit this game I've never seen before by the way.
They were already drake.
Alright let's see if we can go Baron. I don't know we're doing well. I think we should
Fight first and then take Baron, no?
Yeah, I agree, I agree.
I'm gonna recall, I'm half HP, I'm half HP, and I haven't even seen the purple.
Why am I getting so focused?
What is hap- Like, what?
Like, I can't.
Oh my god!
Alright, these guys must really like this.
Oh, this guy is literally just...
I'm getting 3 view.
Second we get enough iron because there's just so much smurfs and iron that we're just gonna fly to like gold
Yeah, for sure. What I'm saying
Why do you say it like that?
No, I believe like I swear to God. There's just every game smurf smurf smurf. It's disgusting. I don't know
Yeah, there's literally you can't do anything about as you're disgusting I can't even like
EQ him like I normally would.
He is so fast.
Kill these here.
He should be down here.
Oh
They're there
The two of them are dead if we don't take Baron I'm just reporting the whole team and getting off
I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. Yeah, if we don't take Baron just report the whole team and get off
We killed you
He's putting question mark
Everybody everybody
And they're possible for a jungler to smite an over-art jungler to smite?
Yeah, that's all timing, mate.
Throw around the gun.
Like he tried, you see that?
He was there, holy shit.
Now we're gonna win, because it's a good way to save this.
Kill the Brand, I'm about to chase down the Brand, I think.
I'm gonna like, see if he's, uh, his sunshine.
Maybe we should start setting up for next track.
I have some of the pull, let me free reset him.
I think we set up got it
Oh my god, Jhin is so good, Jhin I love you!
Jinn, I love you. Oh my god.
Jinn just saved my ass.
Yes, I killed him, bro. I killed the best player on the fucking team.
Bro, I think we're winning. I'm not even getting it.
Well, that was so worth. That was so worth it.
Should I finally be dead?
Him being dead, bro, is literally...
I'm gonna blow my China down. I was so killed.
I'm not even playing that bad this game.
I remember, I'm Ivan. I'm Ivan.
I
Think we set up drag we try to get vision now
Okay, I mean what do we go for Drake? I think we should start over in itself for drag. I'm here
Should we start I mean yes, yes, they're saying to retrieve. Oh, that's you. God damn it. Muda just don't
You know what you're doing, you know what you're doing.
Now they're there, bro.
Okay.
What's up, you guys?
Gotta fight first.
Fight then drag.
Yes, yes, yes, I do.
Fight then drag.
I'm going to die, I'm going to kill it first, don't worry, there's one down here in this
bush.
I'm here, be careful.
How'd you guys all die?
Like, what am I playing with?
What?
Like, actually what?
What?
What am I playing with? What? Like actually what? What? We had cryo. We killed dragon.
How did it all of you guys died? What?
GG bro, FF.
No, no, no, it's winnable, no? Did we lose?
I mean, maybe not.
Caitlyn's dissented, Caitlyn's dissented, hold up, hold up, Caitlyn's dissented, Jin's
Jhin is fed and Caitlyn is in.
What am I, Chatsing? You didn't ult there?
No, I didn't ult. I didn't ult. I didn't ult.
Well, good. We have to fight this Ezreal, I think.
Kill the Ezreal. Kill the Ezreal. Kill the Ezreal.
Only the Ezreal. I'm gonna R him.
I died. No, I died. I'm gonna R him.
Oh, no, I'm dead again. Where is Ezreal?
I
Cuz y'all are fighting before we're there though you guys are fighting before we're there dude
Like but we're like choosing to be the 3d5. Yeah, bro, but we can't even get
Like yeah, we should have won but this game would have been over 30 minutes ago
I'm not complaining about me and champion select it was easy for me like you see he's
in our stream he's just smurfing and slapping again.
What did he say?
He literally said in the chat you were complaining about me and champ select it was easy for
me anyway. So what is he smurfing but he's also sniping. So wait, we played three games
of League of Legends tonight and two of them have been sniped. Yes, bro. Yes, bro. Yes.
Robotok, you know what's funny? What? I actually think I get sniped more playing with you. I'm
not even kidding. I'm telling you, I don't know what it is, bro. I don't know what it
is. I think it's because there's two of us, maybe it's easier to like counter pick. You
can't really counterpick a jungler and it's always made why is it always made I
mean
which ended good back in chat
I'm not gonna like yeah I'm not gonna keep playing against the sniping smurf
my like I'm not even getting you know my chat just ragebates me all the time my
entire chat is saying that he's not he's smirking and then my entire chat said
the other guy was smirking well they were both smirking yeah they were both
smirking the guy the first game and this guy the one game they all the smurf I
fuck them I don't know all right but I'm off off bro GD's you're playing with
I don't know, maybe it's just because there was two of us, it's easier to snipe, but like
then again, it's like, you can obviously, I don't know, it is one of those chat, yo
Gigi's voice.
Tomorrow we back with another stream, chat day 505.
Last thing I was going to say, chat, sorry, I was giving an outro and then my stream
disconnected.
Or I got to explain it to you, goodbye.
Day 505 of streaming every day for two years is in the books and completed.
In case that helps.
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