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What is good y'all? What is actually legitimately good you should open cases so"}, {"start": 1662.6, "end": 1668.56, "text": " I'm 20 minutes into the street we just got done with a banger concert the first thing you're telling me to do is give"}, {"start": 1668.8799999999999, "end": 1670.8799999999999, "text": " Valve money for no reason"}, {"start": 1670.88, "end": 1671.88, "text": " Mi-ho."}, {"start": 1671.88, "end": 1672.88, "text": " Sucks."}, {"start": 1672.88, "end": 1673.88, "text": " Now chat!"}, {"start": 1673.88, "end": 1677.88, "text": " I said I would do this before 2026 is over."}, {"start": 1677.88, "end": 1682.88, "text": " I have to do it."}, {"start": 1682.88, "end": 1696.88, "text": " Now listen, love, positivity, peace, tranquility, and happiness."}, {"start": 1696.88, "end": 1700.96, "text": " of positivity, peace, tranquility, and happiness."}, {"start": 1700.96, "end": 1703.0, "text": " I'm not going to rage a single time."}, {"start": 1703.0, "end": 1704.6000000000001, "text": " I'm going to be completely positive,"}, {"start": 1704.6000000000001, "end": 1707.24, "text": " and this game is not going to get me mad."}, {"start": 1707.24, "end": 1711.0400000000002, "text": " We have to understand one thing about this game."}, {"start": 1711.0400000000002, "end": 1713.3200000000002, "text": " This game is a torture simulator, OK?"}, {"start": 1713.3200000000002, "end": 1714.96, "text": " It wants you to get mad."}, {"start": 1714.96, "end": 1716.68, "text": " This game wants to defeat you."}, {"start": 1716.68, "end": 1717.8000000000002, "text": " Don't let it happen."}, {"start": 1717.8, "end": 1730.8, "text": " For first runner, yo, yo, for first round of the day, that's not bad, Keen."}, {"start": 1760.8, "end": 1766.58, "text": " There's a story that plays its lesson"}, {"start": 1766.58, "end": 1774.4199999999998, "text": " There's a story that plays its lesson"}, {"start": 1774.4199999999998, "end": 1776.12, "text": " 2023 Gamer of the Year!"}, {"start": 1776.12, "end": 1778.22, "text": " BOOOOOOCK! I shouldn't have said it!"}, {"start": 1778.22, "end": 1781.56, "text": " Oh my god, I need to drag it, but it's like, bro, BOOCK!"}, {"start": 1781.56, "end": 1784.18, "text": " As soon as I drag it, it's just, it's just cheating."}, {"start": 1786.68, "end": 1788.72, "text": " But not that, let's drag it, bro."}, {"start": 1788.72, "end": 1790.18, "text": " 2023 Gamer of the Year!"}, {"start": 1790.18, "end": 1792.18, "text": " Watch this!"}, {"start": 1805.6200000000001, "end": 1808.9, "text": " Yo, chat, should we do TTS for GD today? What do you guys think?"}, {"start": 1810.5, "end": 1811.6200000000001, "text": " Maybe if we... Hey!"}, {"start": 1812.74, "end": 1815.78, "text": " Maybe if we do TTS, you guys can uh, give advice, bro."}, {"start": 1817.6200000000001, "end": 1819.6200000000001, "text": " Maybe if we do TTS, you guys can give advice, bro."}, {"start": 1820.18, "end": 1822.18, "text": " Hi Basit's on."}, {"start": 1824.18, "end": 1826.18, "text": " GTS is activated, Jack."}, {"start": 1832.18, "end": 1834.18, "text": " Oh, I forgot about YouTube."}, {"start": 1850.18, "end": 1854.68, "text": " From a long-winded scene in your face"}, {"start": 1854.68, "end": 1860.18, "text": " Tells the story about the place that you have been"}, {"start": 1866.18, "end": 1868.68, "text": " Remember Jack, no raging today!"}, {"start": 1872.68, "end": 1874.68, "text": " Today's a low quarter's all day"}, {"start": 1874.68, "end": 1881.76, "text": " Today is all about just low fucking cortisol dude, okay?"}, {"start": 1881.76, "end": 1884.0, "text": " Today is low cortisol."}, {"start": 1884.0, "end": 1888.68, "text": " Hey, hey, I'm not even, I don't even know what raging is like."}, {"start": 1888.68, "end": 1893.3200000000002, "text": " I've never raged in my entire life."}, {"start": 1893.3200000000002, "end": 1895.3200000000002, "text": " Liam Capuchin at 100 bits."}, {"start": 1895.3200000000002, "end": 1896.3200000000002, "text": " Leo!"}, {"start": 1896.3200000000002, "end": 1899.8, "text": " Can you shout out Leo and Max in love from Lithuania?"}, {"start": 1899.8, "end": 1901.8, "text": " Shout it out to Leo and Max in Lithuania."}, {"start": 1901.8, "end": 1903.8, "text": " Shout it out to y'all boys and men."}, {"start": 1903.8, "end": 1909.9199999999998, "text": " love y'all bro see bro don't you today's wholesome positive loving tranquility"}, {"start": 1909.9199999999998, "end": 1912.1599999999999, "text": " piece"}, {"start": 1914.44, "end": 1922.52, "text": " all right I've got on that exact pixel three times I'm not gonna range the"}, {"start": 1922.52, "end": 1927.24, "text": " thing is every time I get on job to dash I regret getting off we're gonna get a"}, {"start": 1927.24, "end": 1930.28, "text": " new best of it okay"}, {"start": 1963.8, "end": 1967.8, "text": " Hi guys, we can do a lower quote out loud."}, {"start": 1967.8, "end": 1970.8, "text": " Yo, you sent in 100 bits and sent a quitch."}, {"start": 1970.8, "end": 1974.8, "text": " Yo, bro, it's about hyping me up, bro."}, {"start": 1974.8, "end": 1975.8, "text": " I'm trying to get a new vest."}, {"start": 1975.8, "end": 1982.8, "text": " We are not allowed to get off jumps yesterday until we beat 33%."}, {"start": 1982.8, "end": 1984.8, "text": " Until we beat 30% on Deadlock."}, {"start": 1984.8, "end": 1986.8, "text": " Loved!"}, {"start": 1986.8, "end": 1992.8, "text": " I feel like once I get 30%, I'm gonna fluke it and beat the level piece that we broke."}, {"start": 1993.8, "end": 2008.32, "text": " That's how big my penis is when I'm right there."}, {"start": 2008.32, "end": 2012.6399999999999, "text": " That right there is the exact length of my penis when I'm right there, hmm actually maybe"}, {"start": 2012.6399999999999, "end": 2013.6399999999999, "text": " there."}, {"start": 2013.6399999999999, "end": 2014.6399999999999, "text": " No there."}, {"start": 2014.6399999999999, "end": 2015.6399999999999, "text": " Hmm right there."}, {"start": 2015.6399999999999, "end": 2016.6399999999999, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 2016.6399999999999, "end": 2023.6399999999999, "text": " Everytime I play Jomchunash I have a mental breakdown and it's just a crackdown."}, {"start": 2023.64, "end": 2028.64, "text": " You've got to rig those Pokemon cards, that's why I sent them."}, {"start": 2031.64, "end": 2032.64, "text": " Bro, I still have them sealed."}, {"start": 2034.64, "end": 2035.64, "text": " I still have them in the case."}, {"start": 2035.64, "end": 2039.64, "text": " I would have ripped them yesterday, but I was already late to game night."}, {"start": 2040.64, "end": 2041.64, "text": " Still don't have any time."}, {"start": 2048.6400000000003, "end": 2049.6400000000003, "text": " I still got them in the seal."}, {"start": 2051.6400000000003, "end": 2052.6400000000003, "text": " Alright, alright."}, {"start": 2052.64, "end": 2054.64, "text": " Cool. 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I mean, that spike literally rolls."}, {"start": 2269.62, "end": 2271.62, "text": " Do you guys know that downward clip?"}, {"start": 2271.62, "end": 2272.8599999999997, "text": " Where he's like,"}, {"start": 2272.8599999999997, "end": 2280.62, "text": " This tree is owning right now!"}, {"start": 2282.62, "end": 2283.52, "text": " Mother of..."}, {"start": 2283.52, "end": 2284.42, "text": " AHHHHHH!"}, {"start": 2285.42, "end": 2286.8199999999997, "text": " That's what I've been talking about this fight, bro."}, {"start": 2286.8199999999997, "end": 2289.52, "text": " This first spike in the first wave section."}, {"start": 2289.52, "end": 2293.92, "text": " The first spike in the first wave section, I can't fucking get past this thing."}, {"start": 2293.92, "end": 2297.42, "text": " The first bottom spike in the first wave section, I can't beat it."}, {"start": 2299.62, "end": 2308.7, "text": " Tell us under score hairline, cheered 100 Bix player the watch jungle."}, {"start": 2308.7, "end": 2313.06, "text": " I've heard of Bix reviews about that game though."}, {"start": 2313.06, "end": 2328.94, "text": " One percent if we stay on this exact same pace and play deadlock every day will be"}, {"start": 2328.94, "end": 2333.52, "text": " it in 66 days but fuck that I'm about to listen to Rocky Motivation and beat the entire"}, {"start": 2333.52, "end": 2334.52, "text": " level."}, {"start": 2334.52, "end": 2340.48, "text": " 019 shared 100 bits, Hygel go just took did a little road trip around Florida places"}, {"start": 2340.48, "end": 2346.64, "text": " fire might move here. Here we go. This is what I need to get a new vest."}, {"start": 2370.48, "end": 2372.54, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2400.48, "end": 2402.54, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2430.48, "end": 2432.54, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2460.48, "end": 2462.54, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2490.48, "end": 2492.54, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2520.48, "end": 2545.48, "text": " I can feel the cortisol spike up every time you talk."}, {"start": 2545.48, "end": 2564.96, "text": " It's actually not the hardest part of the level is just the first wave first wave portion"}, {"start": 2564.96, "end": 2565.96, "text": " the hardest part bro."}, {"start": 2565.96, "end": 2570.96, "text": " Yeah, couple of birthlats."}, {"start": 2570.96, "end": 2574.96, "text": " Gambling got cheered 100 bits when does stream start."}, {"start": 2575.96, "end": 2577.96, "text": " An hour ago!"}, {"start": 2578.96, "end": 2581.96, "text": " A FUCKING HOUR AGO!"}, {"start": 2585.96, "end": 2587.96, "text": " What type of bullshit ass question is that?"}, {"start": 2587.96, "end": 2600.38, "text": " It's a lot of micro holes."}, {"start": 2600.38, "end": 2605.88, "text": " Joe0369 shared 100 bits, case and pro league jungle."}, {"start": 2605.88, "end": 2622.88, "text": " 9 I saw that. I forgot to react to that. It's actually so sick. I saw that this morning."}, {"start": 2622.88, "end": 2630.88, "text": " Alright, alright. Calm. Cool calm collected. 3 C's. Cool calm collected. Let's do it, man."}, {"start": 2630.88, "end": 2634.88, "text": " Snape and Sheared 100 bits. Just jump, bro."}, {"start": 2634.88, "end": 2640.32, "text": " Shut the- Yo, ooooooh my god, there is so much more to the game than that."}, {"start": 2640.32, "end": 2646.6400000000003, "text": " There's UFOs, wave portals, ball rolling, like please, if you don't know what you're talking about,"}, {"start": 2646.6400000000003, "end": 2652.56, "text": " you're out of your element, clearly, just fucking stop. Stop. Don't backseat, all right?"}, {"start": 2654.48, "end": 2656.56, "text": " There's like so much more to the game than that."}, {"start": 2656.56, "end": 2666.08, "text": " Ethan, quit. I e-cheered 100 bits. If you value your life, you will end the stream."}, {"start": 2666.08, "end": 2671.7599999999998, "text": " Yo. Yo. Hi, guys. The guy that just threatened my life. Ethan. Congratulations, bro. Full"}, {"start": 2671.7599999999998, "end": 2678.52, "text": " on FBI investigation. Hi, guys. Reporting to the FBI. I'm not even kidding, bro. You"}, {"start": 2678.52, "end": 2680.52, "text": " get threatened my life."}, {"start": 2691.16, "end": 2693.04, "text": " It's cheered 100 bits."}, {"start": 2693.04, "end": 2695.24, "text": " Pajon coex me high-vives."}, {"start": 2695.24, "end": 2696.28, "text": " I have great news."}, {"start": 2696.28, "end": 2698.38, "text": " I am pregnant and it's yours."}, {"start": 2699.48, "end": 2700.32, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 2700.32, "end": 2701.88, "text": " Oh, it reverses."}, {"start": 2701.88, "end": 2703.68, "text": " Yo, high-vives, that's great, man."}, {"start": 2705.52, "end": 2706.98, "text": " So we got a band-eatin'."}, {"start": 2708.52, "end": 2712.7599999999998, "text": " What are you- oh you chump, okay."}, {"start": 2712.7599999999998, "end": 2714.8, "text": " Got you chump into the orb, okay, okay, okay."}, {"start": 2714.8, "end": 2717.52, "text": " Yeah, I think we have this section down, I'm not even kidding."}, {"start": 2717.52, "end": 2718.52, "text": " Fripple!"}, {"start": 2718.52, "end": 2721.52, "text": " You have to chump on that."}, {"start": 2721.52, "end": 2722.52, "text": " Uh, fat."}, {"start": 2722.52, "end": 2723.52, "text": " Appreciate that, bro."}, {"start": 2723.52, "end": 2724.52, "text": " Happy Friday to you too, man."}, {"start": 2724.52, "end": 2725.52, "text": " Enjoy the weekend."}, {"start": 2725.52, "end": 2726.52, "text": " What the fuck type of bullshit is that?"}, {"start": 2726.52, "end": 2727.52, "text": " You're fat."}, {"start": 2727.52, "end": 2729.52, "text": " That's all your neurons could produce, bro."}, {"start": 2729.52, "end": 2730.52, "text": " Really."}, {"start": 2730.52, "end": 2732.52, "text": " What the fuck type of bullshit is that?"}, {"start": 2733.52, "end": 2734.52, "text": " You're fat!"}, {"start": 2734.52, "end": 2737.52, "text": " That's all your neurons could produce, bro, really."}, {"start": 2737.52, "end": 2740.52, "text": " All 19 of your brain cells went into that."}, {"start": 2745.52, "end": 2748.52, "text": " Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright."}, {"start": 2748.52, "end": 2750.52, "text": " I'm not gonna rage out today!"}, {"start": 2750.52, "end": 2751.52, "text": " I'm not, I'm not gonna rage out!"}, {"start": 2751.52, "end": 2755.52, "text": " Good morning to you two, cheered 200 bits."}, {"start": 2755.52, "end": 2757.52, "text": " Junko, you got this man."}, {"start": 2757.52, "end": 2759.52, "text": " Deadlock Tint got nothing on you."}, {"start": 2759.52, "end": 2764.32, "text": " You are handsome, you are moving, you are locked. You got this."}, {"start": 2765.32, "end": 2770.72, "text": " And before people say paid chatter or viewbot, yo bro, I appreciate you my boy. Thank you."}, {"start": 2770.72, "end": 2772.92, "text": " It's nice to notice some positivity in here."}, {"start": 2774.12, "end": 2777.32, "text": " Alright, why am I still jumping on that? Am I an infant?"}, {"start": 2780.32, "end": 2783.32, "text": " Am I a fucking toddler? Why am I jumping on that?"}, {"start": 2783.32, "end": 2790.32, "text": " Violin Shade 100 Bixx."}, {"start": 2790.32, "end": 2795.32, "text": " Mother of God!"}, {"start": 2795.32, "end": 2801.32, "text": " Here come a bird of glass."}, {"start": 2801.32, "end": 2807.32, "text": " It's what I've brought to you."}, {"start": 2807.32, "end": 2822.8, "text": " 90kai cheered 100 bits. High-rise please fix the stream like earlier when we couldn't"}, {"start": 2822.8, "end": 2824.32, "text": " hear the thing."}, {"start": 2824.32, "end": 2833.8, "text": " The thing. The thing. The thing? Bro, again, keep that shit in Losus Chat. I'm not doing"}, {"start": 2833.8, "end": 2839.8, "text": " shit. The thing, really. Fucking really."}, {"start": 2844.8, "end": 2848.8, "text": " Why the fuck am I jumping? Oh my god!"}, {"start": 2848.8, "end": 2851.8, "text": " Toothquick haughty cheered 100 bits."}, {"start": 2851.8, "end": 2856.8, "text": " Pie jinxed, see I'm coming to Tampa in July for surgery. I want to meet you."}, {"start": 2856.8, "end": 2864.8, "text": " What kind of surgery are you getting, bro?"}, {"start": 2864.8, "end": 2871.8, "text": " There is the horror, but why?"}, {"start": 2871.8, "end": 2875.8, "text": " I have to be that precise to land on it?"}, {"start": 2875.8, "end": 2877.8, "text": " My god!"}, {"start": 2877.8, "end": 2881.8, "text": " The fuck is this level?"}, {"start": 2881.8, "end": 2890.6000000000004, "text": " Bonemke shared 100 bits. Hey, Gilly, when is the next party? Don't forget the baby oil next time. It was very difficult last time"}, {"start": 2892.88, "end": 2895.2000000000003, "text": " What is that part? What the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 2904.36, "end": 2906.36, "text": " Oh my god, all right, let's play"}, {"start": 2909.6400000000003, "end": 2911.6400000000003, "text": " Now we get 40%"}, {"start": 2911.8, "end": 2941.44, "text": " It's a double tap but I triple tap, like god I'm playing like shit."}, {"start": 2941.44, "end": 2951.6, "text": " I hate practicing a part and then dying to a part you already know."}, {"start": 2951.6, "end": 2953.44, "text": " Proc bandit cheered 100 bits."}, {"start": 2953.44, "end": 2959.12, "text": " Yo Jinxy, I love you and I was just wondering if you know where Panama City, Florida is."}, {"start": 2959.12, "end": 2961.12, "text": " I'm from there just curious."}, {"start": 2961.12, "end": 2963.12, "text": " Uh, yes, I've never been there though."}, {"start": 2991.12, "end": 3003.64, "text": " It's way since 18, but lately her face seems slowly sinking, wasting, crumbling like pastries."}, {"start": 3003.64, "end": 3010.2, "text": " They scream the worst things in life come free to us, cause we're just under the upper"}, {"start": 3010.2, "end": 3011.2, "text": " hand."}, {"start": 3011.2, "end": 3016.72, "text": " Go lad, bought a couple grams, and she don't wanna go outside."}, {"start": 3016.7200000000003, "end": 3020.88, "text": " Indigo flashchared 100 bucks, more my best home."}, {"start": 3020.88, "end": 3025.5600000000004, "text": " She flies through the mud and then sells love to another man."}, {"start": 3025.5600000000004, "end": 3032.5600000000004, "text": " It's too cold outside and angels die."}, {"start": 3032.5600000000004, "end": 3034.5600000000004, "text": " So angels die."}, {"start": 3034.56, "end": 3036.56, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3045.68, "end": 3050.0, "text": " He picked up two thousand eight hundred and twenty eight cheered one hundred bits"}, {"start": 3050.24, "end": 3054.7599999999998, "text": " Jimmy why did you throw a bit of baby oil at me when I was in Dalton Springs?"}, {"start": 3054.76, "end": 3067.7400000000002, "text": " Oh my god, we got a gig gig gig wait wait wait wait wait no chat holy pro guys I'm looking"}, {"start": 3067.7400000000002, "end": 3074.0400000000004, "text": " good out there I'm not gonna lie I'm looking fucking good out there chat come on dude seriously"}, {"start": 3074.04, "end": 3081.04, "text": " Hey, I think we just, we take our win, 38%."}, {"start": 3081.04, "end": 3082.04, "text": " Progress."}, {"start": 3082.04, "end": 3083.04, "text": " It cheered 200 bits."}, {"start": 3083.04, "end": 3086.04, "text": " Jinxed, so please use practice mode to practice individual parts."}, {"start": 3086.04, "end": 3087.04, "text": " Guys, that's already progress?"}, {"start": 3087.04, "end": 3088.04, "text": " That's already progress?"}, {"start": 3088.04, "end": 3089.04, "text": " Now we play chess."}, {"start": 3089.04, "end": 3090.04, "text": " And in the, in the flight, she flies through the mudder land."}, {"start": 3090.04, "end": 3091.04, "text": " And in the night, she flies through the mudder land."}, {"start": 3091.04, "end": 3091.88, "text": " Chess."}, {"start": 3093.64, "end": 3097.0, "text": " And in the flight she flies to the muddle land."}, {"start": 3098.72, "end": 3101.36, "text": " And in the night she flies to the muddle land."}, {"start": 3102.6, "end": 3104.7599999999998, "text": " Sells love to another man."}, {"start": 3105.7599999999998, "end": 3108.7599999999998, "text": " It's too cold outside."}, {"start": 3108.7599999999998, "end": 3111.64, "text": " All right, Chabba, currently 400 bits by."}, {"start": 3111.64, "end": 3115.68, "text": " You know, we've played Chess for 69 consecutive days."}, {"start": 3115.68, "end": 3116.52, "text": " I don't know what to do in this scenario."}, {"start": 3116.52, "end": 3117.36, "text": " Ethan, quit."}, {"start": 3117.36, "end": 3119.32, "text": " I yeat shared 100 bits."}, {"start": 3119.32, "end": 3126.32, "text": " I'm gonna act like that didn't just go through my eardrums right there, man."}, {"start": 3126.32, "end": 3131.32, "text": " I'm gonna act like that didn't just go through my fucking ears, bro."}, {"start": 3131.32, "end": 3132.32, "text": " Alright, man."}, {"start": 3132.32, "end": 3134.32, "text": " That's what the fuck I'm gonna do."}, {"start": 3134.32, "end": 3138.32, "text": " I'm gonna act like I didn't just hear that stupid shit."}, {"start": 3138.32, "end": 3143.32, "text": " Jonas Turner cheered 100% on me."}, {"start": 3143.32, "end": 3154.02, "text": " Jonas Turner cheered 100 bits, jinxed so you walk like it's heavy. Yes, it has been three"}, {"start": 3154.02, "end": 3157.92, "text": " years since Gamer of the Year stopped dragging it."}, {"start": 3157.92, "end": 3168.6000000000004, "text": " Alright, nice, okay. Because he did the pawn push thing I have to get my net out of here."}, {"start": 3168.6, "end": 3173.6, "text": " So I'm not going to waste time."}, {"start": 3173.6, "end": 3177.3199999999997, "text": " I see the plan here."}, {"start": 3177.3199999999997, "end": 3178.08, "text": " Should I?"}, {"start": 3178.08, "end": 3179.12, "text": " I can't take with the queen."}, {"start": 3179.12, "end": 3180.92, "text": " I have to."}, {"start": 3180.92, "end": 3182.2799999999997, "text": " Yeah, I think we just lose material."}, {"start": 3182.2799999999997, "end": 3184.72, "text": " Four-foot kinship, 100 bits."}, {"start": 3184.72, "end": 3185.7999999999997, "text": " Sup, Nikki?"}, {"start": 3185.7999999999997, "end": 3187.7599999999998, "text": " When is the flight to Turkey?"}, {"start": 3187.7599999999998, "end": 3190.16, "text": " You need to go ASAP, my boy."}, {"start": 3190.16, "end": 3192.7999999999997, "text": " BTW, you suck."}, {"start": 3192.7999999999997, "end": 3193.36, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 3193.36, "end": 3193.7599999999998, "text": " High-fives."}, {"start": 3193.7599999999998, "end": 3196.6, "text": " Get him out."}, {"start": 3196.6, "end": 3198.52, "text": " By the way, you suck."}, {"start": 3200.52, "end": 3202.44, "text": " Okay, we can already castle."}, {"start": 3202.44, "end": 3204.48, "text": " Bishop was probably the best player there."}, {"start": 3206.36, "end": 3208.72, "text": " He might trade, but if he trades, we got our queen out."}, {"start": 3208.72, "end": 3210.04, "text": " He takes like that."}, {"start": 3210.04, "end": 3213.24, "text": " If we take, we have to take, we have an option."}, {"start": 3214.44, "end": 3215.36, "text": " I can mess up his pot."}, {"start": 3215.36, "end": 3217.04, "text": " Like even though my pot structure is messed up,"}, {"start": 3217.04, "end": 3217.88, "text": " we can't castle this."}, {"start": 3217.88, "end": 3218.72, "text": " We have to castle this."}, {"start": 3218.72, "end": 3219.56, "text": " We have to castle this."}, {"start": 3219.56, "end": 3220.4, "text": " We have to castle this."}, {"start": 3220.4, "end": 3221.48, "text": " Just hold Q."}, {"start": 3221.48, "end": 3224.2, "text": " Yo bro, please shut that hold Q shit up."}, {"start": 3224.2000000000003, "end": 3226.5600000000004, "text": " My God, that shit is on my last nerve."}, {"start": 3229.36, "end": 3230.7200000000003, "text": " I can't cancel this way."}, {"start": 3232.2400000000002, "end": 3235.28, "text": " We just do a check from like out of space for no reason."}, {"start": 3235.28, "end": 3236.1600000000003, "text": " It gets my queen out."}, {"start": 3236.1600000000003, "end": 3238.44, "text": " I mean, it accomplishes that."}, {"start": 3238.44, "end": 3240.6400000000003, "text": " Checking my night out first though."}, {"start": 3240.6400000000003, "end": 3244.1200000000003, "text": " I know you only wanna see me when it's dark out."}, {"start": 3244.1200000000003, "end": 3245.88, "text": " I know you're sad, I'm like mad, I'm like mad now."}, {"start": 3245.88, "end": 3249.0800000000004, "text": " Alex 66 cheered 100 bits."}, {"start": 3249.08, "end": 3262.2, "text": " Let's see, I go zone me every time I walk out on the heart, shut it down my star now."}, {"start": 3262.2, "end": 3263.2, "text": " That's material."}, {"start": 3263.2, "end": 3264.2, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 3264.2, "end": 3272.68, "text": " Now we cancel this way because the politics month over here, chat, can't I, what, what"}, {"start": 3272.68, "end": 3273.68, "text": " is he doing?"}, {"start": 3273.68, "end": 3274.68, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3274.6800000000003, "end": 3279.36, "text": " 42 cheered 100 bits jinxie your proof that hard work"}, {"start": 3280.0800000000004, "end": 3286.84, "text": " Consistency and being yourself can take someone really far not in siege obviously, but in life"}, {"start": 3286.84, "end": 3288.2400000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3288.2400000000002, "end": 3290.32, "text": " Don't know how that like bro"}, {"start": 3291.5200000000004, "end": 3296.2000000000003, "text": " Well, what do you like? No, no, what's that message to determine it?"}, {"start": 3296.6000000000004, "end": 3302.1600000000003, "text": " Because it's like uplifting and then you just have to throw in some psychotic little jab at the end"}, {"start": 3302.16, "end": 3308.74, "text": " you throw in a fucking jab at the end bro yo bro I'm a champion seat this guy"}, {"start": 3308.74, "end": 3314.7, "text": " his tongue is ruck okay so it appears that I'm playing against slappy 9 6 9 8"}, {"start": 3314.7, "end": 3321.06, "text": " shared 100 bits you should do a full mute stream yo but it's like shit like"}, {"start": 3321.06, "end": 3326.8999999999996, "text": " this yeah bro what the fuck is the what what what's the end result of a fully"}, {"start": 3326.9, "end": 3332.58, "text": " muted stream other than literally nothing happening bro what the fuck is the"}, {"start": 3332.58, "end": 3340.94, "text": " point of that man all right let's do yeah but then this hangs the rope oh my"}, {"start": 3340.94, "end": 3345.1800000000003, "text": " god this queen is gonna be such a fucking issue Ethan quite high he cheered"}, {"start": 3345.1800000000003, "end": 3352.42, "text": " 100 bits jinxed see was a child prodigy on the skin flute again bro bring this"}, {"start": 3352.42, "end": 3355.86, "text": " This shit's a loss, bro. I'm not doing this shit, man."}, {"start": 3355.86, "end": 3357.7000000000003, "text": " Bring this shit to fucking loss."}, {"start": 3360.9, "end": 3362.6, "text": " I think this protects everything."}, {"start": 3364.86, "end": 3366.86, "text": " Little high paint here, please."}, {"start": 3367.86, "end": 3369.86, "text": " I scared for no reason."}, {"start": 3371.06, "end": 3372.66, "text": " Let's go 40 in the summer."}, {"start": 3374.82, "end": 3377.34, "text": " When to go flesh cheered 100 bits."}, {"start": 3377.34, "end": 3379.3, "text": " Darth my little mall hole."}, {"start": 3379.3, "end": 3380.14, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 3380.14, "end": 3383.14, "text": " Ah, mods, clean it up."}, {"start": 3383.14, "end": 3385.14, "text": " Let's get him out. Seriously, man."}, {"start": 3385.14, "end": 3387.14, "text": " Mods, let's get him out, bro."}, {"start": 3387.14, "end": 3389.14, "text": " I don't got time for this shit, man."}, {"start": 3389.14, "end": 3392.14, "text": " Seriously. I don't got time for this bullshit."}, {"start": 3392.14, "end": 3395.14, "text": " For realsies, bro. I don't got time for this, man."}, {"start": 3398.14, "end": 3400.14, "text": " I gotta get 5 early-loan checks, okay?"}, {"start": 3404.14, "end": 3406.14, "text": " Clutch per picture at 100 bits."}, {"start": 3406.14, "end": 3413.2599999999998, "text": " I met you yesterday. It was great that you took a picture with me, but you didn't have to slash my tires and punch my grandma"}, {"start": 3415.2599999999998, "end": 3417.2599999999998, "text": " I've"}, {"start": 3417.7599999999998, "end": 3419.7599999999998, "text": " Literally never done that"}, {"start": 3420.18, "end": 3422.74, "text": " Guys, I don't go around hitting grandma's"}, {"start": 3424.02, "end": 3427.18, "text": " Don't believe anything you read in my YouTube comments. Oh"}, {"start": 3428.42, "end": 3430.8199999999997, "text": " Speaking of which I need to go to my Twitter"}, {"start": 3433.3799999999997, "end": 3435.3799999999997, "text": " So chat"}, {"start": 3436.14, "end": 3438.14, "text": " This is the YouTube comment of today."}, {"start": 3438.14, "end": 3441.14, "text": " Spastica cheered 300 bits."}, {"start": 3441.14, "end": 3444.14, "text": " JDU should play S&M by Rihanna."}, {"start": 3444.14, "end": 3446.14, "text": " Guys, this is the YouTube comment of the day."}, {"start": 3446.14, "end": 3452.14, "text": " Dantez and Joe are like versions of Ron and Jinxie with Testostero."}, {"start": 3452.14, "end": 3455.14, "text": " Yo, chat, everyone has Testostero."}, {"start": 3455.14, "end": 3460.14, "text": " Like, even if I had less Testostero than Joe, it doesn't mean I have zero Testostero."}, {"start": 3460.14, "end": 3462.14, "text": " This guy just hung his queen."}, {"start": 3462.14, "end": 3464.14, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 3464.14, "end": 3465.5, "text": " Yo, guys, I don't have..."}, {"start": 3465.5, "end": 3468.06, "text": " This guy is hungersqueen, alright, we have a free one."}, {"start": 3468.06, "end": 3469.42, "text": " I don't have less test-tops, bro."}, {"start": 3469.42, "end": 3473.42, "text": " One thousand two hundred and thirty-four cheered three hundred bits."}, {"start": 3473.42, "end": 3476.7, "text": " Thanks for picking up my little sister up from school today."}, {"start": 3476.7, "end": 3478.54, "text": " Thanks, King."}, {"start": 3478.54, "end": 3480.62, "text": " Okay, I've..."}, {"start": 3480.62, "end": 3484.22, "text": " Your chat... I've never once did that shit, bro."}, {"start": 3485.2599999999998, "end": 3486.3799999999997, "text": " Alright, let's just castle."}, {"start": 3486.3799999999997, "end": 3488.54, "text": " This guy's literally getting fucking mugged."}, {"start": 3488.54, "end": 3490.2999999999997, "text": " He's getting ran off the board."}, {"start": 3490.2999999999997, "end": 3492.46, "text": " Bro, you hungersrooped and hungersqueen."}, {"start": 3492.46, "end": 3494.46, "text": " Miho, hang it up, next."}, {"start": 3495.02, "end": 3496.02, "text": " But it's..."}, {"start": 3498.2200000000003, "end": 3499.2200000000003, "text": " Alright, sorry."}, {"start": 3499.62, "end": 3500.62, "text": " I'm actually sorry."}, {"start": 3500.82, "end": 3502.82, "text": " But yeah, bro, what the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 3502.94, "end": 3506.78, "text": " Park your 577, cheered 100 bits."}, {"start": 3506.9, "end": 3509.14, "text": " You forgot about Riley and he's hurt."}, {"start": 3509.46, "end": 3512.9, "text": " Watch evil princess video and hero graveyard also."}, {"start": 3513.02, "end": 3514.02, "text": " Miho."}, {"start": 3514.34, "end": 3516.42, "text": " Miho, Miho, I didn't forget about Riley chat."}, {"start": 3516.46, "end": 3519.7400000000002, "text": " I just, I literally just forgot about class for now."}, {"start": 3520.98, "end": 3521.98, "text": " I love Riley, bro."}, {"start": 3522.46, "end": 3525.46, "text": " Wait, this is a fork if I take..."}, {"start": 3528.46, "end": 3530.46, "text": " No, because that works protected."}, {"start": 3533.46, "end": 3535.46, "text": " Let's get some Bishop Vision going."}, {"start": 3538.46, "end": 3545.46, "text": " Free one discord, each cheered 100 bits. You should try streaming someday. I think you'll be decent at it."}, {"start": 3545.46, "end": 3554.46, "text": " It's all rage bait, it's all, it's all rage bait, yo, chat, we got to react to this."}, {"start": 3554.46, "end": 3557.2200000000003, "text": " We got to react to this in the middle of the chess game, we brought in the big guns, let's"}, {"start": 3557.2200000000003, "end": 3564.14, "text": " get active, welcome to the new thieves, chat, watch this, bro."}, {"start": 3564.14, "end": 3565.82, "text": " Did someone call for new thieves?"}, {"start": 3565.82, "end": 3567.94, "text": " No, I'm hot and cold."}, {"start": 3567.94, "end": 3569.94, "text": " I'm so excited if I can't push it out."}, {"start": 3569.94, "end": 3571.94, "text": " Peaceful cheered 100 bits."}, {"start": 3571.94, "end": 3572.94, "text": " Chad."}, {"start": 3572.94, "end": 3576.94, "text": " Hey Jinx Tsy, I just wanted to say our son got bullied a lot in school."}, {"start": 3576.94, "end": 3579.94, "text": " But when the bullies found out he watched your streams,"}, {"start": 3579.94, "end": 3582.94, "text": " they started to feel extremely bad for him."}, {"start": 3582.94, "end": 3585.94, "text": " Thanks to you, you're a hero, Jiddy."}, {"start": 3592.94, "end": 3593.94, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3593.94, "end": 3594.94, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 3594.94, "end": 3595.94, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 3595.94, "end": 3608.94, "text": " Yeah, but do cases in pro league chat. I mean fucking W's bro. He's gonna dominate. I mean just absolutely fucking W's man."}, {"start": 3608.94, "end": 3610.94, "text": " Absolutely."}, {"start": 3610.94, "end": 3617.94, "text": " Jack's cheered 100 bits. Hold hold hold. So much love from Texas loser."}, {"start": 3617.94, "end": 3624.94, "text": " So is it love or hate? What the fuck is that? Much love from Texas, loser."}, {"start": 3624.94, "end": 3632.94, "text": " Okay, so we have, all right. Wait, can we just put pressure on him?"}, {"start": 3632.94, "end": 3639.94, "text": " Or my palm structure is actually like, I'm not even kidding, this is like, this is like, I would do that."}, {"start": 3639.94, "end": 3642.94, "text": " This is like good material, my palm structure."}, {"start": 3642.94, "end": 3649.02, "text": " 370807 cheered 100 bits jinxed see I love you don't stop I'm nearly there"}, {"start": 3652.14, "end": 3654.14, "text": " So now"}, {"start": 3655.26, "end": 3657.26, "text": " This has to take"}, {"start": 3659.34, "end": 3661.7400000000002, "text": " Queen is under pressure. Let's not blunder that"}, {"start": 3664.18, "end": 3668.62, "text": " Although he actually just did like a triple fork what a fucking freak brown"}, {"start": 3668.62, "end": 3673.62, "text": " He used to be like a triple fork man."}, {"start": 3673.62, "end": 3674.62, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 3674.62, "end": 3678.62, "text": " That kid used to cheered 100 bits in back jinx."}, {"start": 3678.62, "end": 3679.62, "text": " See."}, {"start": 3679.62, "end": 3683.62, "text": " Play Detroit become human please best story game ever next to RDR2."}, {"start": 3683.62, "end": 3684.62, "text": " I've heard of that game."}, {"start": 3684.62, "end": 3686.62, "text": " I've heard of that game."}, {"start": 3686.62, "end": 3689.62, "text": " But the next game I'm going to do is The Last of Us man."}, {"start": 3689.62, "end": 3690.62, "text": " I got you bro."}, {"start": 3690.62, "end": 3691.62, "text": " I got you."}, {"start": 3691.62, "end": 3696.62, "text": " This guy's kind of coming back but not really because I'm just going to."}, {"start": 3696.62, "end": 3700.8599999999997, "text": " I'm just going to do this"}, {"start": 3704.38, "end": 3706.38, "text": " I'm gonna do that"}, {"start": 3710.62, "end": 3717.58, "text": " I'll save age 28 shared 100 bits. I hope you open my fan mail before the Minecraft marathon"}, {"start": 3719.18, "end": 3721.18, "text": " His next place this chap"}, {"start": 3721.1800000000003, "end": 3723.1800000000003, "text": " Is that me?"}, {"start": 3723.1800000000003, "end": 3725.1800000000003, "text": " No, that's not me."}, {"start": 3725.1800000000003, "end": 3729.1800000000003, "text": " Well, that play is completely dead now because I'm doing that."}, {"start": 3731.1800000000003, "end": 3733.1800000000003, "text": " Oh, wait, he hung his rock. Am I fucking stupid?"}, {"start": 3733.1800000000003, "end": 3735.1800000000003, "text": " Bro, he hung his rock."}, {"start": 3735.1800000000003, "end": 3737.1800000000003, "text": " What am I doing, bro?"}, {"start": 3737.1800000000003, "end": 3739.1800000000003, "text": " He hung his rock."}, {"start": 3739.1800000000003, "end": 3741.1800000000003, "text": " Okay, take, take."}, {"start": 3741.1800000000003, "end": 3743.1800000000003, "text": " Wait, I actually..."}, {"start": 3743.1800000000003, "end": 3745.1800000000003, "text": " No, we're good."}, {"start": 3745.1800000000003, "end": 3747.1800000000003, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 3751.1800000000003, "end": 3756.6600000000003, "text": " Yo, bro, I made progress today, bro. Okay, this guy just hung his bishop. All right, this guy's trash"}, {"start": 3757.34, "end": 3759.5400000000004, "text": " Yo, I'm sorry, man. This guy's not good"}, {"start": 3760.3, "end": 3762.3, "text": " This guy hung his bishop his"}, {"start": 3762.4600000000005, "end": 3766.82, "text": " Queen and his rook in a single game to be fair that was me like a month ago though"}, {"start": 3767.34, "end": 3769.34, "text": " But how's he foreign? Maybe he just started"}, {"start": 3770.5400000000004, "end": 3773.0600000000004, "text": " This bro nobody in fordua plays this bad"}, {"start": 3774.1000000000004, "end": 3776.7400000000002, "text": " Well, maybe they do maybe they do and I sort of notice"}, {"start": 3781.1800000000003, "end": 3787.34, "text": " Okay, so he just completely decides to retrieve this guy's literally getting development log"}, {"start": 3787.34, "end": 3790.7400000000002, "text": " and now he can't take because of this and then we just do this."}, {"start": 3790.7400000000002, "end": 3791.7400000000002, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 3791.7400000000002, "end": 3801.4600000000005, "text": " And then we have this and yeah, my feedback shared 1000 bits."}, {"start": 3801.4600000000005, "end": 3805.0600000000004, "text": " We have checkmate like guys, it's just cool."}, {"start": 3805.0600000000004, "end": 3806.6200000000003, "text": " Oh, we don't checkmate anymore."}, {"start": 3806.6200000000003, "end": 3807.6200000000003, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3807.6200000000003, "end": 3810.6200000000003, "text": " We have something."}, {"start": 3810.62, "end": 3821.14, "text": " We got to find a way to get the knight involved, no?"}, {"start": 3821.14, "end": 3822.2999999999997, "text": " Well, wait, no, this is Checkmate."}, {"start": 3822.2999999999997, "end": 3824.74, "text": " Abraham off-chirred 100 bits."}, {"start": 3824.74, "end": 3827.1, "text": " Hey, chunky idiot who's the best Batman"}, {"start": 3827.1, "end": 3830.2999999999997, "text": " and why is it Robert Pattinson?"}, {"start": 3830.2999999999997, "end": 3832.58, "text": " Check, look at that pose that we just hit."}, {"start": 3832.58, "end": 3836.2599999999998, "text": " Like, bro, 463 Evo for the boy."}, {"start": 3836.2599999999998, "end": 3837.9, "text": " I mean, this is actually insane."}, {"start": 3837.9, "end": 3840.86, "text": " Bro, I have 400 ego a week."}, {"start": 3840.86, "end": 3844.62, "text": " I'm gonna hit 500 ego this week to play again."}, {"start": 3844.62, "end": 3847.06, "text": " Like, you don't end on a fucking win, ever!"}, {"start": 3847.06, "end": 3848.82, "text": " You never end on a win!"}, {"start": 3848.82, "end": 3849.78, "text": " Goes for any game."}, {"start": 3851.2200000000003, "end": 3852.9, "text": " Oh, this guy's from Finland, chat."}, {"start": 3854.1, "end": 3854.94, "text": " Alex, you're in the chat."}, {"start": 3854.94, "end": 3856.42, "text": " I've actually never played a chess player from Finland."}, {"start": 3856.42, "end": 3857.26, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 3857.26, "end": 3860.46, "text": " Can you do one death equals one piece of clothing off?"}, {"start": 3862.86, "end": 3866.42, "text": " Ma, let's just remove him from the stream."}, {"start": 3866.42, "end": 3867.54, "text": " Yo bro."}, {"start": 3867.54, "end": 3869.94, "text": " Yo, bro, one death equals one piece of clothes."}, {"start": 3869.94, "end": 3871.66, "text": " In what game?"}, {"start": 3871.66, "end": 3872.7799999999997, "text": " If it's in League of Legends,"}, {"start": 3872.7799999999997, "end": 3874.86, "text": " I'll have my wiener out in five minutes."}, {"start": 3874.86, "end": 3877.18, "text": " Like, what a game, bro."}, {"start": 3877.18, "end": 3878.22, "text": " What a fucking game."}, {"start": 3882.22, "end": 3884.2599999999998, "text": " Cause the Iceman was a nice man,"}, {"start": 3884.2599999999998, "end": 3885.46, "text": " but now I'm hot and cold."}, {"start": 3885.46, "end": 3887.7, "text": " Kate luncheered 100 bits."}, {"start": 3887.7, "end": 3890.74, "text": " Subject just saw her eyes in tampon strings,"}, {"start": 3890.74, "end": 3892.34, "text": " stroking Darth Maul."}, {"start": 3893.54, "end": 3896.02, "text": " Yeah, so that's an example chat of a person"}, {"start": 3896.02, "end": 3898.94, "text": " whose brain is literally exploded."}, {"start": 3898.94, "end": 3900.44, "text": " Like his brain is fried, bro."}, {"start": 3904.06, "end": 3909.06, "text": " Bro, like his brain is fucking destroyed, bro."}, {"start": 3909.06, "end": 3909.9, "text": " Literally."}, {"start": 3910.82, "end": 3912.06, "text": " So what if I go on an undefeated streak"}, {"start": 3912.06, "end": 3913.56, "text": " and hit five at a deal right now?"}, {"start": 3914.74, "end": 3916.14, "text": " What if I go on an undefeated streak"}, {"start": 3916.14, "end": 3918.38, "text": " and hit five at a deal right now, Jack, together?"}, {"start": 3918.38, "end": 3922.02, "text": " 2,935 cheered 100 bits."}, {"start": 3922.02, "end": 3924.9, "text": " Jinx, see what do you call your followers?"}, {"start": 3924.9, "end": 3927.02, "text": " like Beyonce has the beehive."}, {"start": 3927.9, "end": 3930.34, "text": " Bro, I don't know, I guess just chat, dude."}, {"start": 3936.56, "end": 3939.4, "text": " Oh, he's doing my move, okay."}, {"start": 3941.14, "end": 3943.02, "text": " So come play out of this game."}, {"start": 3943.02, "end": 3944.7400000000002, "text": " Take, take, this opens up."}, {"start": 3948.86, "end": 3950.78, "text": " I wanna be able to start to develop this way anyways"}, {"start": 3950.78, "end": 3952.06, "text": " and then castle."}, {"start": 3952.06, "end": 3955.2799999999997, "text": " Alex 66 shared 100 bits."}, {"start": 3955.2799999999997, "end": 3958.46, "text": " Junco, when is the collab with my mom?"}, {"start": 3958.46, "end": 3959.5, "text": " The jiddlers."}, {"start": 3959.5, "end": 3962.58, "text": " I'm a proud jiddler, the jiddies."}, {"start": 3962.58, "end": 3964.9, "text": " Yo, guys, I'm trying to not end up"}, {"start": 3964.9, "end": 3966.2799999999997, "text": " in a fucking police station."}, {"start": 3966.2799999999997, "end": 3969.2, "text": " I'm not calling you guys the jiddlers."}, {"start": 3969.2, "end": 3971.7599999999998, "text": " What the fuck is this shit, bro?"}, {"start": 3971.7599999999998, "end": 3973.74, "text": " Literally, this pawn's hanging,"}, {"start": 3973.74, "end": 3976.34, "text": " but doesn't this guy just have like checkmate or something?"}, {"start": 3976.34, "end": 3983.34, "text": " All right, but these guys want some weird shit."}, {"start": 3983.34, "end": 3985.34, "text": " It's Andy Chee at 200 bits."}, {"start": 3985.34, "end": 3988.34, "text": " High-vives play choosing Texas by Ella Langley."}, {"start": 3988.34, "end": 3994.34, "text": " If he takes the knight, I can take with my pawn."}, {"start": 3994.34, "end": 3999.34, "text": " Then he has Queen takes check."}, {"start": 3999.34, "end": 4001.34, "text": " I think I could block with the knight."}, {"start": 4001.34, "end": 4005.34, "text": " I could block with the knight."}, {"start": 4005.34, "end": 4006.9, "text": " Yeah, we're good."}, {"start": 4006.9, "end": 4009.56, "text": " Because any take, take, yeah, we're good for them."}, {"start": 4009.56, "end": 4010.76, "text": " Everything's perfected."}, {"start": 4013.36, "end": 4015.2000000000003, "text": " All right, this is the highest number of clicks."}, {"start": 4015.2000000000003, "end": 4018.6000000000004, "text": " 100 bits, YouTube stream for Wenhoney."}, {"start": 4018.6000000000004, "end": 4019.88, "text": " It's live right now."}, {"start": 4019.88, "end": 4020.88, "text": " It's live right now."}, {"start": 4021.92, "end": 4025.04, "text": " All right, everybody just calm the fuck down and focus."}, {"start": 4025.04, "end": 4026.92, "text": " So here's what's gonna happen."}, {"start": 4026.92, "end": 4029.1600000000003, "text": " He's gonna have to retreat."}, {"start": 4029.1600000000003, "end": 4030.0, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 4031.1200000000003, "end": 4032.4, "text": " Retreat, retreat, retreat."}, {"start": 4032.4, "end": 4034.42, "text": " He's gonna have to retreat his queen."}, {"start": 4035.34, "end": 4045.34, "text": " What's Castle? King's Safety number one? What safety is number one for us?"}, {"start": 4045.34, "end": 4050.34, "text": " GD I have a motivational song for you to listen to. It's called Heavy is the Crown."}, {"start": 4050.34, "end": 4054.34, "text": " It's from League of Legends. It'll help you get challenger. It has faker in it."}, {"start": 4054.34, "end": 4061.34, "text": " Trust me. It'll help me get challenger as if like, yo man, let me tell you something about League of Legends dude."}, {"start": 4061.34, "end": 4070.1400000000003, "text": " I legitimately believe I could dedicate the rest of my human life to that game throw away my streaming career and play League for 15 hours a day and"}, {"start": 4070.7400000000002, "end": 4075.1400000000003, "text": " Literally do like blow and I would never a challenger never"}, {"start": 4076.1000000000004, "end": 4079.86, "text": " My golden league to be completely honest is just to pass that way"}, {"start": 4081.38, "end": 4087.58, "text": " 100 bits thanks for the pick yesterday, but you slashed my tires and punched my grandma"}, {"start": 4087.58, "end": 4092.92, "text": " So this is the second human being up today that said I punched his grandma"}, {"start": 4093.42, "end": 4095.42, "text": " Bro was avoiding"}, {"start": 4095.46, "end": 4100.68, "text": " Bro was avoiding the Bishop taking the night and didn't realize that I pinned his rook"}, {"start": 4102.18, "end": 4104.94, "text": " I'm still fucking locked into the HR. I'm not even kidding"}, {"start": 4108.82, "end": 4111.94, "text": " Wait, this is like the worst case scenario"}, {"start": 4111.9400000000005, "end": 4113.38, "text": " No, no, no, no."}, {"start": 4113.38, "end": 4116.34, "text": " Have it underscore builds, cheered 500 bits."}, {"start": 4116.34, "end": 4120.14, "text": " Yo homie, you got to run some build battles sometime."}, {"start": 4121.3, "end": 4122.9400000000005, "text": " Bro, I actually want to,"}, {"start": 4122.9400000000005, "end": 4125.620000000001, "text": " I'm gonna start streaming a little more Fortnite chat."}, {"start": 4125.620000000001, "end": 4128.1, "text": " I wanna play Evil Fortnite with Loze."}, {"start": 4128.1, "end": 4130.26, "text": " That's gonna be the first Fortnite stream I do."}, {"start": 4130.26, "end": 4132.9400000000005, "text": " I wanna play Evil Fortnite with Loze chat."}, {"start": 4132.9400000000005, "end": 4135.540000000001, "text": " That'd be like two hours of just cinema."}, {"start": 4136.500000000001, "end": 4139.780000000001, "text": " Like, I do kind of miss Fortnite."}, {"start": 4139.78, "end": 4142.46, "text": " Also, I've never in my life made Fortnite on PC,"}, {"start": 4142.46, "end": 4144.5599999999995, "text": " so I'm assuming it's gonna be a lot better."}, {"start": 4145.5, "end": 4148.5, "text": " Rui Ben Bouterback, cheered 100 bits."}, {"start": 4148.5, "end": 4150.54, "text": " Yo Jinx, do you give me my charm?"}, {"start": 4150.54, "end": 4153.38, "text": " I have Skites Varsity Gamja Induzee's charm,"}, {"start": 4153.38, "end": 4154.86, "text": " but not yours to her deal."}, {"start": 4154.86, "end": 4156.78, "text": " Stop WR6."}, {"start": 4159.38, "end": 4160.5, "text": " No, if you don't have my charm,"}, {"start": 4160.5, "end": 4162.66, "text": " it's you have like on-link and relink your account."}, {"start": 4162.66, "end": 4163.86, "text": " If that doesn't work, you have to contact"}, {"start": 4163.86, "end": 4164.86, "text": " maybe Soft Connect."}, {"start": 4167.5, "end": 4169.54, "text": " Wait chat, do you think he sees this?"}, {"start": 4169.54, "end": 4171.22, "text": " Chat, I have a gambit."}, {"start": 4171.22, "end": 4174.62, "text": " If I push this pawn, he might just mindlessly take"}, {"start": 4174.62, "end": 4176.58, "text": " and then he doesn't see this."}, {"start": 4176.58, "end": 4180.14, "text": " Bro, chat, at 480 elo, I've got him sees this."}, {"start": 4180.14, "end": 4181.9, "text": " I'm gonna be honest, I wouldn't see it."}, {"start": 4181.9, "end": 4184.5, "text": " No med 11, cheered 100 bits."}, {"start": 4184.5, "end": 4186.34, "text": " Jinxed, see why fat ugly?"}, {"start": 4187.34, "end": 4189.54, "text": " Okay, so chat, watch what I'm gonna do, okay?"}, {"start": 4190.82, "end": 4193.62, "text": " I'm gonna push this pawn because he's gonna panic"}, {"start": 4193.62, "end": 4195.9, "text": " and be like, oh, he gave me a free pawn."}, {"start": 4195.9, "end": 4197.26, "text": " And then hangs his queen."}, {"start": 4198.34, "end": 4199.18, "text": " Watch."}, {"start": 4199.54, "end": 4209.54, "text": " I just hope my vision doing that. Oh my god. I didn't realize that the Queen could..."}, {"start": 4209.54, "end": 4211.54, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 4211.54, "end": 4219.54, "text": " Get Bill 42 cheered 200 bits. Jinxy, you're so top tier. Not in siege, obviously, but"}, {"start": 4219.54, "end": 4220.54, "text": " in life."}, {"start": 4220.54, "end": 4229.14, "text": " He didn't see it. Oh my god. Bro, my strategy was so brain dead, I actually need to get"}, {"start": 4229.14, "end": 4235.58, "text": " smart for 400 oh my god you didn't see it that's actually so fucking funny holy shit"}, {"start": 4235.58, "end": 4244.700000000001, "text": " thousand areas okay no my shit came with the he sees maybe"}, {"start": 4244.700000000001, "end": 4251.26, "text": " Alicia I cheered 100 bits hey jinxed see me and my boyfriend love watching your"}, {"start": 4251.26, "end": 4256.58, "text": " streams love from England hey appreciate the kind words thank you"}, {"start": 4256.58, "end": 4269.78, "text": " Jack take take take take take take take take take take take take take take take take my virginity"}, {"start": 4269.78, "end": 4278.18, "text": " okay take take take take night moves"}, {"start": 4278.42, "end": 4285.3, "text": " Jonas Tona cheered 100 bits jinxed so you walk like it's heavy yes it has been"}, {"start": 4285.3, "end": 4289.22, "text": " three years since Gamer of the Year. Stop dragging it, John."}, {"start": 4289.46, "end": 4295.42, "text": " Okay, Chad, look, take, he has to move. Okay. Focus. He has to move."}, {"start": 4301.1, "end": 4307.38, "text": " Yes, the movie can. No, my ship came with the seas, baby."}, {"start": 4310.66, "end": 4312.9800000000005, "text": " All right, there's definitely a player. Chad, one thing about"}, {"start": 4312.9800000000005, "end": 4314.9800000000005, "text": " chess is there's always"}, {"start": 4314.9800000000005, "end": 4317.9800000000005, "text": " she had 200 bits. Thanks for"}, {"start": 4317.9800000000005, "end": 4319.9800000000005, "text": " being real. Much love."}, {"start": 4319.9800000000005, "end": 4321.9800000000005, "text": " Well, you know, I'll trade"}, {"start": 4321.9800000000005, "end": 4323.9800000000005, "text": " material anytime you want. Let me"}, {"start": 4323.9800000000005, "end": 4325.9800000000005, "text": " trade material. If I'm on material,"}, {"start": 4325.9800000000005, "end": 4327.9800000000005, "text": " bro, I'll be the biggest material"}, {"start": 4327.9800000000005, "end": 4328.9800000000005, "text": " trader you've ever seen in your"}, {"start": 4328.9800000000005, "end": 4330.9800000000005, "text": " fucking life, mate."}, {"start": 4330.9800000000005, "end": 4332.9800000000005, "text": " Your chat. I might do something"}, {"start": 4332.9800000000005, "end": 4333.9800000000005, "text": " absurd."}, {"start": 4333.9800000000005, "end": 4335.9800000000005, "text": " Oh, wait, my book's hanging."}, {"start": 4335.9800000000005, "end": 4336.9800000000005, "text": " Oh, my fucking God, I didn't see"}, {"start": 4336.9800000000005, "end": 4337.9800000000005, "text": " that."}, {"start": 4340.9800000000005, "end": 4341.9800000000005, "text": " Dude, my book was hanging."}, {"start": 4341.9800000000005, "end": 4344.500000000001, "text": " was hanging. Wait, that was actually a bad place. Then he does this."}, {"start": 4344.780000000001, "end": 4345.26, "text": " What a bad-"}, {"start": 4345.26, "end": 4351.620000000001, "text": " TOKYO underscore M12, cheered 100 bits. Hello, Jinx. I'm from Bulgarian."}, {"start": 4351.9800000000005, "end": 4357.700000000001, "text": " Can you put a song for me? Name, they run by Jose Barrios. Thanks."}, {"start": 4358.46, "end": 4361.3, "text": " Right, whatever. I'm live on YouTube now, so if I play a song, it's gonna get"}, {"start": 4361.3, "end": 4366.660000000001, "text": " fucking copyright strike. Okay. Queen check. Rook here."}, {"start": 4366.66, "end": 4378.82, "text": " Alright, queen check, king moves, he has two legal moves, this, this, oh wait that was"}, {"start": 4378.82, "end": 4381.46, "text": " like the worst move."}, {"start": 4381.46, "end": 4383.46, "text": " Check again."}, {"start": 4383.46, "end": 4389.34, "text": " Slappy9029698, cheered 200 bits, you should do a mute stream."}, {"start": 4389.34, "end": 4392.42, "text": " Yo bro shut that stupid shit up, seriously."}, {"start": 4392.42, "end": 4393.26, "text": " My God!"}, {"start": 4397.26, "end": 4399.18, "text": " Check again, where I'm gonna literally have"}, {"start": 4399.18, "end": 4401.34, "text": " his king running in circle shots."}, {"start": 4401.34, "end": 4402.5, "text": " Bro, if we win this,"}, {"start": 4403.3, "end": 4404.62, "text": " shy stuff."}, {"start": 4404.62, "end": 4405.9400000000005, "text": " All right, let's first off do this."}, {"start": 4405.9400000000005, "end": 4408.1, "text": " We have like a Godbrook that can't die."}, {"start": 4409.42, "end": 4411.2, "text": " And then we'll do the move."}, {"start": 4412.18, "end": 4414.34, "text": " I don't know, it's got me."}, {"start": 4414.34, "end": 4416.86, "text": " When to go flesh cheered 100 bits,"}, {"start": 4416.86, "end": 4419.22, "text": " Darth my little mall hole."}, {"start": 4419.22, "end": 4421.18, "text": " Yo, okay."}, {"start": 4421.18, "end": 4422.900000000001, "text": " Yo, yo, hi-fives!"}, {"start": 4423.780000000001, "end": 4426.54, "text": " Like, we need mods today."}, {"start": 4427.14, "end": 4428.58, "text": " Darth your middle hole."}, {"start": 4428.820000000001, "end": 4430.9400000000005, "text": " Bro, what the fuck is wrong with your brain, man?"}, {"start": 4435.820000000001, "end": 4437.58, "text": " The fuck is that supposed to mean?"}, {"start": 4442.38, "end": 4444.14, "text": " Okay, yo, let me cut your-"}, {"start": 4444.14, "end": 4450.0, "text": " J0 RD2 an underscore cheered 100 bits. Hey, you got this mr. Tightness"}, {"start": 4450.320000000001, "end": 4456.320000000001, "text": " Wanna come over again and show me your Darth tight hole person in suit levitating emoji"}, {"start": 4456.320000000001, "end": 4458.320000000001, "text": " No, I'm not this"}, {"start": 4458.820000000001, "end": 4461.12, "text": " Person in suit levitating a not this"}, {"start": 4462.62, "end": 4465.22, "text": " Enough with that stupid ass fucking emoji"}, {"start": 4466.820000000001, "end": 4471.22, "text": " Rook moves Queen takes we have a triple battery in the center of the board"}, {"start": 4471.22, "end": 4473.58, "text": " His king is literally getting Riley read it"}, {"start": 4475.06, "end": 4477.06, "text": " Hangs the Rook"}, {"start": 4477.66, "end": 4479.66, "text": " See bro, I'm way better than this evil"}, {"start": 4480.02, "end": 4486.860000000001, "text": " This is what I'm trying to say the last guy was just handing out material this guy Jeff if I play more games today"}, {"start": 4486.860000000001, "end": 4492.740000000001, "text": " I can get like six hundred twelve cheered 100 bits. Jacks cheered 102 girls"}, {"start": 4492.740000000001, "end": 4494.740000000001, "text": " Oh, what's so you brought up in GD?"}, {"start": 4494.740000000001, "end": 4496.740000000001, "text": " He's called society"}, {"start": 4496.74, "end": 4507.099999999999, "text": " What just happened? Guys, we're at our all-time elo, 471 elo, can't end on a loss, lock in."}, {"start": 4507.099999999999, "end": 4515.74, "text": " We're not gonna end on a loss or fiber elo, nothing in between, let's fucking go bro."}, {"start": 4515.74, "end": 4519.46, "text": " Last week I hit 400 elo, this week we hit 500."}, {"start": 4519.46, "end": 4527.28, "text": " My shit came with the heat see it's land and ten cheered 100 bits. Hey jinxed see big fan broke. Keep it up love you, bro"}, {"start": 4527.28, "end": 4534.3, "text": " Thank you, also where Darth Maul get his shoes over gene emoji peach emoji over gene emoji"}, {"start": 4543.16, "end": 4547.44, "text": " Actually, what's it do when they do this fuck is that the huge that he just puked onto the board"}, {"start": 4547.4400000000005, "end": 4553.000000000001, "text": " Oh my god, I actually don't know what to do here, I just said I don't know, this isn't"}, {"start": 4553.000000000001, "end": 4554.000000000001, "text": " good, this isn't good."}, {"start": 4554.000000000001, "end": 4558.68, "text": " Alright, clean up, just take, I need to clear up the board, it's getting like clogged."}, {"start": 4558.68, "end": 4564.200000000001, "text": " Chad, we're about to get back to you."}, {"start": 4564.200000000001, "end": 4576.6, "text": " Chad, if I take..."}, {"start": 4576.6, "end": 4581.92, "text": " He might think I'm threatening the knight, but in reality I'm threatening the queen."}, {"start": 4581.92, "end": 4586.320000000001, "text": " He might be worried like, oh my god, he's coming for my knight, but in reality I'm"}, {"start": 4586.320000000001, "end": 4587.320000000001, "text": " threatening this."}, {"start": 4587.320000000001, "end": 4593.120000000001, "text": " Oh my god, I'm gonna be honest, I probably wouldn't even see this."}, {"start": 4593.120000000001, "end": 4597.08, "text": " Solid fuck."}, {"start": 4597.08, "end": 4605.0, "text": " How to be, you know, I feel like what an idiot would do is take."}, {"start": 4605.0, "end": 4611.24, "text": " Jack his Queen literally cannot be involved in the game until he handles this Bishop. So why don't we just"}, {"start": 4612.2, "end": 4614.2, "text": " Why don't we just make him handle the Bishop?"}, {"start": 4615.24, "end": 4623.32, "text": " Do I'm saying like let's just leave the Bishop here the whole fucking game because if our everything's underscore great shared 100 bits"}, {"start": 4623.56, "end": 4625.56, "text": " Want to get better pray to God?"}, {"start": 4625.8, "end": 4627.8, "text": " Yo, shut up. All right"}, {"start": 4629.0, "end": 4630.36, "text": " I have"}, {"start": 4630.36, "end": 4632.36, "text": " All right, he's opening up his Queen a little bit now"}, {"start": 4632.36, "end": 4636.2, "text": " This is check, but the problem is he has King takes and then I don't have anything"}, {"start": 4637.099999999999, "end": 4639.099999999999, "text": " So let's just retreat"}, {"start": 4639.099999999999, "end": 4641.98, "text": " No much it came with the heat seats, baby"}, {"start": 4642.5, "end": 4648.2, "text": " Guys, I think we just leave this here. I'm not even kidding and if he tries to get his bishop out"}, {"start": 4649.78, "end": 4654.5, "text": " Okay, just cheating mark one cheered 100 bits. Do you do cameo?"}, {"start": 4655.5, "end": 4657.5, "text": " No"}, {"start": 4658.98, "end": 4660.98, "text": " Yo"}, {"start": 4660.9800000000005, "end": 4669.900000000001, "text": " Okay, check. Hear me the fuck out, bro. This guy's cooked. His queen's out of the game."}, {"start": 4669.900000000001, "end": 4676.780000000001, "text": " His... okay. How do I capitalize on this?"}, {"start": 4676.780000000001, "end": 4680.1, "text": " Alright, first things first."}, {"start": 4680.1, "end": 4685.580000000001, "text": " Hotdog dog cheered 100 bits. Yo junkie, good luck on the level. By the way, if you don't"}, {"start": 4685.580000000001, "end": 4688.580000000001, "text": " finish the level today, I'm going to touch you."}, {"start": 4688.58, "end": 4694.86, "text": " Well, spoiler alert, bro. I didn't finish the level. You're gonna just oh my god. He did the thing. He did the thing. Okay"}, {"start": 4696.0599999999995, "end": 4699.38, "text": " Well, I need to do this chat. Oh my god. I have such a good play plan"}, {"start": 4700.28, "end": 4707.26, "text": " Chat I want to do this so then I can do that and then he can't take because I have that but then the problem is this blocks this"}, {"start": 4707.26, "end": 4709.26, "text": " So I need to do I"}, {"start": 4709.26, "end": 4713.42, "text": " I need to do the, now, but then that walks."}, {"start": 4713.42, "end": 4717.42, "text": " Cow, cow, 455 shared 100 bits."}, {"start": 4717.42, "end": 4721.14, "text": " Are you still doing the diamond gym challenge, Junco?"}, {"start": 4721.14, "end": 4721.9800000000005, "text": " Yes, bro."}, {"start": 4721.9800000000005, "end": 4723.54, "text": " 2026, I'm going to the diamond gym."}, {"start": 4723.54, "end": 4724.780000000001, "text": " I don't have the exact date yet,"}, {"start": 4724.780000000001, "end": 4726.74, "text": " but yes, I'm going to the diamond gym."}, {"start": 4729.54, "end": 4730.9800000000005, "text": " And I will survive."}, {"start": 4730.9800000000005, "end": 4731.820000000001, "text": " Yes, bro."}, {"start": 4731.820000000001, "end": 4733.02, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 4733.02, "end": 4733.860000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4733.860000000001, "end": 4734.7, "text": " He moves."}, {"start": 4735.9800000000005, "end": 4736.820000000001, "text": " Oh, no, wait."}, {"start": 4736.820000000001, "end": 4737.66, "text": " I just messed up my entire play."}, {"start": 4737.66, "end": 4738.54, "text": " I was supposed to move this on."}, {"start": 4738.54, "end": 4740.9, "text": " I'm actually fucking stupid as fuck."}, {"start": 4740.9, "end": 4741.74, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 4745.74, "end": 4746.58, "text": " I'm supposed to-"}, {"start": 4746.58, "end": 4750.7, "text": " Rollie, 1,234 cheered 100 bits."}, {"start": 4750.7, "end": 4753.46, "text": " Can you pause the stream I'm going for a nap?"}, {"start": 4753.46, "end": 4754.3, "text": " Yo, no!"}, {"start": 4760.54, "end": 4762.0199999999995, "text": " Bishop check here."}, {"start": 4762.0199999999995, "end": 4762.94, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 4762.94, "end": 4765.26, "text": " Now it's getting frisky for him."}, {"start": 4765.26, "end": 4766.94, "text": " Bro, check."}, {"start": 4768.54, "end": 4774.54, "text": " His legal moves are this, or that, or that."}, {"start": 4778.54, "end": 4781.54, "text": " These erodes peer-checked 100 bits."}, {"start": 4781.54, "end": 4785.54, "text": " Much love when are we collaborating on Facebook Live."}, {"start": 4785.54, "end": 4788.54, "text": " Wait, he goes here? That's his only legal move."}, {"start": 4788.54, "end": 4791.54, "text": " Wait, check me."}, {"start": 4791.54, "end": 4800.54, "text": " Oh my god, I almost hung my queen."}, {"start": 4800.54, "end": 4804.54, "text": " Oh my god chat, I almost hung my queen."}, {"start": 4804.54, "end": 4809.54, "text": " Okay, there has to be a checkmate on the board there."}, {"start": 4809.54, "end": 4819.54, "text": " Oh, up Siege to take a shared 100 bits. Hey Nick make it stink for me."}, {"start": 4819.54, "end": 4825.54, "text": " And he's like, if I go here and then I go here, he can't take it because he has checked."}, {"start": 4825.54, "end": 4827.54, "text": " No much."}, {"start": 4827.54, "end": 4834.54, "text": " Maybe we're down to minutes. We're up to material and this guy has."}, {"start": 4834.54, "end": 4839.54, "text": " Yeah, this was the, this was the exact play I wanted chat right here."}, {"start": 4839.54, "end": 4840.66, "text": " That's fine, you can have my knife."}, {"start": 4840.66, "end": 4844.9, "text": " Orgundascore for Undascore life, Undascore cheered 100 bits."}, {"start": 4844.9, "end": 4849.62, "text": " Hijinks see from Scotland call you tell my friend to stop selling my elo."}, {"start": 4849.62, "end": 4851.38, "text": " Should I have checkmate? I have checkmate in one."}, {"start": 4852.26, "end": 4855.14, "text": " I actually like, this is the best chance I've ever played in my life."}, {"start": 4855.14, "end": 4857.46, "text": " Holy shit! I have checkmate in one!"}, {"start": 4859.86, "end": 4861.94, "text": " Can't take, can't take, can't take, can't take."}, {"start": 4862.5, "end": 4864.26, "text": " Can't run. Can't run."}, {"start": 4865.62, "end": 4868.42, "text": " I have checkmate in one if he doesn't find a way to block it."}, {"start": 4869.54, "end": 4875.34, "text": " Watch him just spaz and like take my night. That'd be funny. Bro. Checkmate one. This is me"}, {"start": 4876.46, "end": 4879.54, "text": " 100 bits. Why did the Darth chicken mall the cross?"}, {"start": 4880.38, "end": 4882.38, "text": " Answer fuck you"}, {"start": 4886.54, "end": 4891.9, "text": " Okay, he found like but then we kind of settle fork it's like this isn't bad at all"}, {"start": 4894.06, "end": 4896.92, "text": " Actually, no that is because then he just gets his queen out of me trade Queens"}, {"start": 4896.92, "end": 4903.92, "text": " God, if I had a way to like, I don't really want to trade Queens, man."}, {"start": 4903.92, "end": 4905.92, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 4905.92, "end": 4908.92, "text": " 777 cheers 100 bits."}, {"start": 4908.92, "end": 4911.92, "text": " Hello, JD. Please keep singing on stream."}, {"start": 4911.92, "end": 4915.92, "text": " Chat seems to hate it and I want the chat miserable."}, {"start": 4915.92, "end": 4921.92, "text": " I mean, I don't know if we should have traded Queens."}, {"start": 4921.92, "end": 4926.08, "text": " Queen's was probably stupid about whatever. I'd never lose any games with a Queen."}, {"start": 4928.88, "end": 4934.4800000000005, "text": " That's hanging. Central Knight. Jack, correct or incorrect? Is this not the best chess I've ever"}, {"start": 4934.4800000000005, "end": 4939.92, "text": " played? Correct or incorrect? Jack, just type correct or incorrect?"}, {"start": 4939.92, "end": 4947.92, "text": " TK underscore warrior 07 cheered 100 bits, just beat it already, it's not that hard."}, {"start": 4947.92, "end": 4971.12, "text": " That's an interesting position to be in, I don't want to drop my Bishop."}, {"start": 4971.12, "end": 4993.12, "text": " I don't know what dirty Sanchez means, man."}, {"start": 4993.12, "end": 4995.12, "text": " Offer a material trade?"}, {"start": 4995.12, "end": 4999.12, "text": " Bro, if he ends up trading material, I have a..."}, {"start": 4999.12, "end": 5005.28, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm actually disgusting. If he trades material, I have a royal fork."}, {"start": 5006.08, "end": 5007.68, "text": " Or no, not a royal fork, but I have a fork."}, {"start": 5007.68, "end": 5013.36, "text": " From Tai Chi, cheered 100 bits. Don't come to Illinois unless you want to be an urban legend."}, {"start": 5014.8, "end": 5019.76, "text": " Che, do you see that fork? Hey, bro, if he trades, I don't know what he could do."}, {"start": 5019.76, "end": 5021.5199999999995, "text": " His best place to run is Bishop away."}, {"start": 5021.52, "end": 5033.6, "text": " way. He chooses to not run his bishop away. All right. He can, no he can't. Yeah, this"}, {"start": 5033.6, "end": 5038.360000000001, "text": " guy's, this guy's ass. Bro, I'm actually, I think Chess is like finally clicking. Bro,"}, {"start": 5038.360000000001, "end": 5039.360000000001, "text": " I got-"}, {"start": 5039.360000000001, "end": 5043.64, "text": " Tossing on the score, Jade, 100 bits. Who do you think you are?"}, {"start": 5043.64, "end": 5051.320000000001, "text": " Okay, this is not loads of streaming. Yo, I can still just do the fork anyways. He can't"}, {"start": 5051.32, "end": 5055.5199999999995, "text": " take with the king because the bishop has vision and now his rooks are four bro this"}, {"start": 5055.5199999999995, "end": 5060.04, "text": " guy is I'm not even kidding this guy is getting brutally fucking maw like he's not even"}, {"start": 5060.04, "end": 5065.04, "text": " blundering I'm just banding him over a table and cream but"}, {"start": 5067.84, "end": 5075.4, "text": " Librian 521 shared 100 bits ever think about trying for honor again perhaps you"}, {"start": 5075.400000000001, "end": 5077.400000000001, "text": " I could get someone to teach you."}, {"start": 5080.84, "end": 5081.68, "text": " Yeah, I'm a side bro."}, {"start": 5081.68, "end": 5083.68, "text": " That's what I fucking thought."}, {"start": 5083.68, "end": 5085.4800000000005, "text": " Now I'm like 400 again, don't worry."}, {"start": 5085.4800000000005, "end": 5088.4400000000005, "text": " Yo chat, three consecutive wins in a row."}, {"start": 5091.040000000001, "end": 5093.360000000001, "text": " Three consecutive wins in a row, guys."}, {"start": 5093.360000000001, "end": 5095.72, "text": " Chess is finally clicking."}, {"start": 5095.72, "end": 5096.920000000001, "text": " We're about to hit five already though."}, {"start": 5096.920000000001, "end": 5098.68, "text": " Three consecutive wins in a row."}, {"start": 5098.68, "end": 5100.240000000001, "text": " Chess is finally clicking."}, {"start": 5100.240000000001, "end": 5101.8, "text": " It's actually getting terrified."}, {"start": 5101.8, "end": 5121.8, "text": " I'm actually, I might get on Rocket League today. I think I will. I'm feeling very, I'm feeling very uh, uh, uh, uh, sweaty today."}, {"start": 5121.8, "end": 5126.8, "text": " Bro, like I said, chat, we, we finally won our first Rocket League tournament."}, {"start": 5126.8, "end": 5131.8, "text": " Now we need to do our original mission of Rocket League when I got up to the game is get diamond."}, {"start": 5131.8, "end": 5134.8, "text": " We're currently Plat 1, we were Plat 2, but we dropped."}, {"start": 5134.8, "end": 5139.8, "text": " And our boss can go in 7,655 cheered 100 bits."}, {"start": 5139.8, "end": 5145.8, "text": " Jinxy playboys don't cry by the cure."}, {"start": 5145.8, "end": 5148.8, "text": " I can't keep a straight face."}, {"start": 5148.8, "end": 5151.8, "text": " No dear, I'm not kidding."}, {"start": 5151.8, "end": 5154.8, "text": " I'm sick of the chase."}, {"start": 5154.8, "end": 5167.8, "text": " I can feel my head still spinning, digging my own grave, thinking about all those rooms, counting down the days."}, {"start": 5167.8, "end": 5176.8, "text": " Julian 518 has cheered 100 bits, do a bro versus bro versus hi-vis, also say hi to Brent."}, {"start": 5176.8, "end": 5190.2, "text": " I'm not even kidding, I think 3 wins and we're 500-0."}, {"start": 5190.2, "end": 5199.72, "text": " Insane by the way, literally insane."}, {"start": 5199.72, "end": 5202.400000000001, "text": " This doesn't hang anything right."}, {"start": 5202.400000000001, "end": 5207.920000000001, "text": " Skinner cheered 500 bits. Will you ever get you see in Clashmiss when you're grind with Riley?"}, {"start": 5208.8, "end": 5213.920000000001, "text": " I've already got you seen Clash. I got a top 1700 bro. I don't know if I can get any higher than that."}, {"start": 5226.160000000001, "end": 5229.920000000001, "text": " I lose material because take take and then he gets the last laugh."}, {"start": 5232.400000000001, "end": 5239.4400000000005, "text": " Lil Marabh cheered 100 bits, Junco I love you bro you're so genuine and keep doing anything"}, {"start": 5239.4400000000005, "end": 5242.960000000001, "text": " you're doing man makes me happy to see you excel in life."}, {"start": 5242.960000000001, "end": 5247.52, "text": " Love you bro thank you man. He pushes this, this could be a problem actually."}, {"start": 5253.360000000001, "end": 5255.76, "text": " Okay let's let's let's let's get frisky here."}, {"start": 5262.400000000001, "end": 5268.080000000001, "text": " He has two two pieces that attack the square and I have three so I"}, {"start": 5268.080000000001, "end": 5272.72, "text": " I screwed 100 bits is there a food court at the Darth Maul"}, {"start": 5277.200000000001, "end": 5283.360000000001, "text": " Oh he ends up finding that. Oh it's actually really really really good play by him."}, {"start": 5285.52, "end": 5287.040000000001, "text": " Well let's just do this bro let's calm down."}, {"start": 5292.400000000001, "end": 5297.400000000001, "text": " Oh, he's actually like,"}, {"start": 5297.400000000001, "end": 5301.400000000001, "text": " Hey, Tyvi's 77 cheered 100 bits."}, {"start": 5301.400000000001, "end": 5304.400000000001, "text": " Hi, Vis, I demand you to spawn Ronnie."}, {"start": 5304.400000000001, "end": 5310.400000000001, "text": " Okay, this is gonna be interesting."}, {"start": 5310.400000000001, "end": 5316.400000000001, "text": " He goes here. I can't take back because Knight has vision on Pawn."}, {"start": 5316.400000000001, "end": 5319.400000000001, "text": " I have no checks."}, {"start": 5319.400000000001, "end": 5329.400000000001, "text": " I have Bishop takes, followed up by Knight takes, Knight takes, or Knight takes, Queen takes and then we attack..."}, {"start": 5329.400000000001, "end": 5334.400000000001, "text": " David, JC cheered 100 bits. Do you stream on the Darth Maul?"}, {"start": 5334.400000000001, "end": 5337.400000000001, "text": " Yo, bro, oh my fucking god!"}, {"start": 5337.400000000001, "end": 5357.400000000001, "text": " I cannot let him have it, he's hanging his book, he's hanging but he's gonna see it,"}, {"start": 5357.400000000001, "end": 5358.400000000001, "text": " he's gonna see it."}, {"start": 5358.400000000001, "end": 5359.400000000001, "text": " I couldn't do it."}, {"start": 5359.400000000001, "end": 5364.400000000001, "text": " Two hard one shared 100 bits, Dante sends Jason one V1 RN."}, {"start": 5364.400000000001, "end": 5371.6, "text": " if he okay oh my god I actually won the game if he doesn't if he doesn't move"}, {"start": 5371.6, "end": 5377.360000000001, "text": " this because look I have takes but he has takes and then I have takes in the"}, {"start": 5377.360000000001, "end": 5383.000000000001, "text": " check bro I actually would get his rook and his clean off the board and I would"}, {"start": 5383.000000000001, "end": 5387.920000000001, "text": " only lose a bishop if this guy doesn't move his rook the game's over but even"}, {"start": 5387.920000000001, "end": 5392.000000000001, "text": " then the game still over anyway because it's land intention 105 bits"}, {"start": 5392.0, "end": 5395.88, "text": " Hey John, co-big fan, bro, keep it up love you, bro."}, {"start": 5395.88, "end": 5399.36, "text": " So I could just take the rook, right?"}, {"start": 5399.36, "end": 5401.28, "text": " But isn't this just checkmate in one?"}, {"start": 5404.72, "end": 5406.52, "text": " No, it's not, I'm stupid."}, {"start": 5406.52, "end": 5407.36, "text": " Let's take the rook,"}, {"start": 5407.36, "end": 5410.04, "text": " because then if he takes, I have tape."}, {"start": 5410.04, "end": 5412.8, "text": " Oh, wait, it's this guy, this guy's stupid."}, {"start": 5412.8, "end": 5413.64, "text": " Checkmate in one?"}, {"start": 5414.8, "end": 5415.64, "text": " Checkmate in one."}, {"start": 5417.8, "end": 5419.4, "text": " Okay, that's his only legal move."}, {"start": 5419.400000000001, "end": 5426.88, "text": " Smooth one jail, shared one hundred bits, your jinxed sea love you man have a great day."}, {"start": 5426.88, "end": 5430.200000000001, "text": " It's his only legal move, love you too bro."}, {"start": 5430.200000000001, "end": 5438.160000000001, "text": " And then I just do this, yeah, he can't take it because I have takes, I mean he can take,"}, {"start": 5438.160000000001, "end": 5439.160000000001, "text": " but I have this."}, {"start": 5439.160000000001, "end": 5444.080000000001, "text": " Alright, I'm gonna just mod him the fuck out of everyone I'm playing, like this is actually"}, {"start": 5444.080000000001, "end": 5445.580000000001, "text": " disgusting."}, {"start": 5445.580000000001, "end": 5448.540000000001, "text": " This is the best chat I've ever played chat."}, {"start": 5448.54, "end": 5450.54, "text": " I had a miss, what?"}, {"start": 5450.54, "end": 5454.54, "text": " Bro chat, I'm literally just mothin' the fuck out of everything."}, {"start": 5457.54, "end": 5458.54, "text": " Appreciate that man."}, {"start": 5458.54, "end": 5462.54, "text": " Guys, we are two wins away from Fiverty Lo."}, {"start": 5462.54, "end": 5465.54, "text": " Lock the fuck in, holy shit!"}, {"start": 5465.54, "end": 5467.54, "text": " Countin' down the days."}, {"start": 5467.54, "end": 5471.54, "text": " Two wins away from Fiverty Lo, this is actually insane."}, {"start": 5471.54, "end": 5474.54, "text": " I think the TTS makes me play better, I don't know."}, {"start": 5474.54, "end": 5482.54, "text": " I'm also just playing faster. Like the other days I would play slow and disloose."}, {"start": 5482.54, "end": 5487.8, "text": " Treggie underscore seven makes sure that 100 bits. High-wise I want to gamble so put some"}, {"start": 5487.8, "end": 5492.94, "text": " predictions on pretty please pookie bear."}, {"start": 5492.9400000000005, "end": 5510.9400000000005, "text": " Okay, check. The best chess I've ever played in my life has happened today. We should have"}, {"start": 5510.9400000000005, "end": 5515.780000000001, "text": " took with the Queen this guy's so fucking bad."}, {"start": 5515.78, "end": 5521.78, "text": " Solis underscore hairline cheered 100 bits, play over watch Junko Funko Dungo."}, {"start": 5521.78, "end": 5524.78, "text": " Guys, this looks like such a nasty play right here."}, {"start": 5524.78, "end": 5536.78, "text": " I mean it's not nasty, but hey, at the end of the day, bro, I think I want to trade because,"}, {"start": 5536.78, "end": 5541.78, "text": " yeah, I want to trade because I want to, it's hard to explain, I don't want to be taking like that."}, {"start": 5541.78, "end": 5544.78, "text": " So I want to initiate the trade."}, {"start": 5544.78, "end": 5546.78, "text": " All right, and at the end of the day, bro"}, {"start": 5546.86, "end": 5553.219999999999, "text": " Blues pray it's a cheered 100 bits hijinks. Do you still practice football or not?"}, {"start": 5553.219999999999, "end": 5558.7, "text": " I've taken a little bit of a break, but I'm gonna probably get back into training soon. I'm gonna do more training videos"}, {"start": 5558.7, "end": 5559.7, "text": " I think"}, {"start": 5559.7, "end": 5561.7, "text": " Take a little bit of break though"}, {"start": 5564.58, "end": 5566.86, "text": " Okay, that move is very predictable"}, {"start": 5568.42, "end": 5570.42, "text": " And then look man, we just reset"}, {"start": 5574.78, "end": 5581.78, "text": " I'm going to go with the city."}, {"start": 5581.78, "end": 5585.78, "text": " Stat lines cheered 100 bits."}, {"start": 5585.78, "end": 5589.78, "text": " Can you tell my boy writer from"}, {"start": 5589.78, "end": 5592.78, "text": " Hamilton, Ontario that he is not good at siege."}, {"start": 5592.78, "end": 5596.78, "text": " Rider from Hamilton, Ontario, you're not going to see."}, {"start": 5596.78, "end": 5599.78, "text": " I don't know why I needed the city."}, {"start": 5599.78, "end": 5602.78, "text": " Jack, you know, Jack."}, {"start": 5602.78, "end": 5608.94, "text": " were cities in Canada. I didn't know they were states or also known as provinces. I did not know"}, {"start": 5608.94, "end": 5612.46, "text": " that. That literally sent me into shell shock when I found that out."}, {"start": 5612.46, "end": 5618.38, "text": " Lixie air cheered 100 bits. You should watch Chris Long. He holds all the juice world sessions"}, {"start": 5618.38, "end": 5622.0599999999995, "text": " and snippets. Please react. New song dropped to day two."}, {"start": 5622.06, "end": 5637.5, "text": " If you if I do this I can quickly cast him this way I messed up because I need this open"}, {"start": 5637.5, "end": 5638.38, "text": " I need this open"}, {"start": 5638.38, "end": 5645.38, "text": " I'm not shitting with the useless brain video."}, {"start": 5645.38, "end": 5652.62, "text": " The Bigel Cipper cheered 100 bits, is it a long stream because you want longer content"}, {"start": 5652.62, "end": 5657.18, "text": " or is it because you're just absolute cheats at video games?"}, {"start": 5657.18, "end": 5660.58, "text": " I'm trying to think."}, {"start": 5660.58, "end": 5663.66, "text": " If I castle, I castle, which is fine."}, {"start": 5663.66, "end": 5667.66, "text": " If I do this, I just cast it, so I'm like, just cast it."}, {"start": 5667.66, "end": 5671.66, "text": " Oh my God, they're casting itself, because I have this."}, {"start": 5671.66, "end": 5677.66, "text": " Okay, so if I do this, I think first thing I should do is this, like a sneaky move."}, {"start": 5677.66, "end": 5681.66, "text": " I'm going to open up this whole thing."}, {"start": 5681.66, "end": 5684.9, "text": " Temtex underscore 30 cheered 100 bits."}, {"start": 5684.9, "end": 5687.82, "text": " Hey, Judy, why didn't the chicken wear underwear?"}, {"start": 5687.82, "end": 5689.86, "text": " Because his back is on his face."}, {"start": 5697.58, "end": 5698.82, "text": " That's like a sneaky little play"}, {"start": 5698.82, "end": 5702.0599999999995, "text": " because now we're opening up the Bishop's lane."}, {"start": 5702.0599999999995, "end": 5705.46, "text": " And then we have this, which forks these,"}, {"start": 5705.46, "end": 5707.38, "text": " but he has to take."}, {"start": 5707.38, "end": 5710.3, "text": " And then we take the queen,"}, {"start": 5710.3, "end": 5712.18, "text": " And then we have the Bishop protecting."}, {"start": 5713.34, "end": 5715.58, "text": " And by moving the night here, we have about this."}, {"start": 5715.58, "end": 5717.74, "text": " God, the country cheered 100 bits."}, {"start": 5717.74, "end": 5720.3, "text": " Junco, if you like legal, you love smite."}, {"start": 5724.58, "end": 5726.14, "text": " Smite, I've heard that game."}, {"start": 5727.18, "end": 5728.6, "text": " So, okay, chat."}, {"start": 5730.38, "end": 5733.46, "text": " If I go here, we're attacking this and this."}, {"start": 5734.820000000001, "end": 5736.54, "text": " But we're also, if he doesn't answer it,"}, {"start": 5736.54, "end": 5739.06, "text": " we have a night takes check."}, {"start": 5739.06, "end": 5740.38, "text": " He's gonna answer it."}, {"start": 5740.38, "end": 5741.22, "text": " I'm gonna go here."}, {"start": 5741.22, "end": 5742.26, "text": " He's gonna go here."}, {"start": 5742.26, "end": 5743.5, "text": " Oh my God, he ended up."}, {"start": 5743.5, "end": 5744.5, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 5744.5, "end": 5745.34, "text": " He's kinda glistening to this."}, {"start": 5745.34, "end": 5748.42, "text": " Junko one brain cell cheered 500 bits."}, {"start": 5748.42, "end": 5751.5, "text": " Hey, Junko, I just started golfing."}, {"start": 5751.5, "end": 5755.3, "text": " My home has city-owned golf courses and it's pretty cheap."}, {"start": 5755.3, "end": 5757.660000000001, "text": " Thanks for putting me on."}, {"start": 5757.660000000001, "end": 5758.5, "text": " Pete, bro."}, {"start": 5760.860000000001, "end": 5762.5, "text": " What do you say Queen takes now?"}, {"start": 5763.5, "end": 5764.740000000001, "text": " What do you say Queen takes now?"}, {"start": 5764.740000000001, "end": 5767.06, "text": " Rook's not threatening, because Rook has vision."}, {"start": 5767.06, "end": 5774.06, "text": " Okay, here, put pressure onto the... Queen."}, {"start": 5774.06, "end": 5780.06, "text": " Wait, I think I just found the absolutely disgusting play."}, {"start": 5780.06, "end": 5782.06, "text": " Guys, guys."}, {"start": 5782.06, "end": 5787.06, "text": " Pixelpeak God 6,969 shared 100 bits."}, {"start": 5787.06, "end": 5791.06, "text": " Hey, Jinx, he just wanted to say you're doing great."}, {"start": 5791.06, "end": 5792.06, "text": " Thank you, man."}, {"start": 5792.06, "end": 5794.06, "text": " Jack."}, {"start": 5794.06, "end": 5803.620000000001, "text": " take, take, take, and we just trade material. I'm up to material, so I should just, I mean"}, {"start": 5803.620000000001, "end": 5808.42, "text": " all my play does is just force trades, but I mean, if I'm up to material I should be"}, {"start": 5808.42, "end": 5816.46, "text": " forcing trades eh? Bro I think Chastis finally started to click for me man, I'm not even kidding."}, {"start": 5816.46, "end": 5828.46, "text": " It works cheered 100 bits, jinxed sead full metal alchemist brotherhood to your anime watch list, it's the best anime ever. Also watch cyberpunk edge runners."}, {"start": 5828.46, "end": 5841.46, "text": " Okay so chat, listen up. If he takes, I take. If he takes, I take."}, {"start": 5841.46, "end": 5843.7, "text": " If he does nothing, I take and we trade material."}, {"start": 5845.94, "end": 5848.82, "text": " Which we want to trade material because we're up to material and we're up time."}, {"start": 5848.82, "end": 5849.62, "text": " We just got to lean on."}, {"start": 5853.06, "end": 5855.62, "text": " Sidious vibes cheered 100 bits."}, {"start": 5855.62, "end": 5856.9800000000005, "text": " Hey, Judy, it's me."}, {"start": 5856.9800000000005, "end": 5860.42, "text": " Could you teach me how to grow my pepperoni nips like yours?"}, {"start": 5862.26, "end": 5863.7, "text": " Yeah, man. I'll get right on that, man."}, {"start": 5868.26, "end": 5869.14, "text": " Take, take."}, {"start": 5871.46, "end": 5873.46, "text": " That's pretty naughty. That's a naughty play"}, {"start": 5874.42, "end": 5877.3, "text": " Take take and then we have take we have take"}, {"start": 5879.02, "end": 5883.3, "text": " Okay, I'm actually playing so good. This is actually terrifying. I'm about to be fabulous. I don't know why"}, {"start": 5884.02, "end": 5890.62, "text": " But I'm just accent. Oh the Dexchid 100 bits. How many hours do you have in this game daddy?"}, {"start": 5891.26, "end": 5893.26, "text": " Your chat. I'm not even kidding"}, {"start": 5893.66, "end": 5895.66, "text": " He's in his Bishop just hanging"}, {"start": 5895.66, "end": 5903.9, "text": " bro and then we have mate in one oh my okay or no it's not me because the"}, {"start": 5903.9, "end": 5910.099999999999, "text": " fucking queen is such a bailout queen is such a bailout for shit players dude"}, {"start": 5910.099999999999, "end": 5920.46, "text": " what dude it's almost me how can I get a $39,012 cheered 100 bits sending love"}, {"start": 5920.46, "end": 5925.139999999999, "text": " from Georgia thanks for keeping my work day entertaining thank you I believe in"}, {"start": 5925.14, "end": 5930.3, "text": " you well check here we just trade rooks and queens and he just has no fucking"}, {"start": 5930.3, "end": 5937.26, "text": " material left but bro I feel like I could just outplay this guy wait I thought"}, {"start": 5937.26, "end": 5944.42, "text": " I had to make for a second I was gonna say I feel like I just outplayed this guy"}, {"start": 5944.42, "end": 5949.42, "text": " with a queen so I don't actually want to trade things the problem is he has this"}, {"start": 5949.42, "end": 5954.62, "text": " bullshit man that's such a big sip of shit 100 bits is it a long stream because"}, {"start": 5954.62, "end": 5959.0199999999995, "text": " you want longer content or because you're just absolute cheeks at video games."}, {"start": 5960.62, "end": 5963.66, "text": " Let me move GTS really quick. How's that checkmate?"}, {"start": 5966.14, "end": 5969.26, "text": " That was the sneakiest checkmate I've ever seen in my life."}, {"start": 5969.26, "end": 5973.5, "text": " You built up a lead then, mate? Ouch! Let's see how to hold on to that advantage."}, {"start": 5974.78, "end": 5978.62, "text": " Your opponent's playing E4, the most popular move ever. White protects a pawn and attacks"}, {"start": 5978.62, "end": 5983.34, "text": " Black's center. You just snagged a free pawn. That's what I call a bargain. Let's go."}, {"start": 5984.46, "end": 5988.3, "text": " Their better move was to attack the queen with a... This move loses a bishop. Not great, Bob."}, {"start": 5989.82, "end": 5995.82, "text": " Bob! You just snapped up that bishop for free. Can't beat that. You allowed the opponent to checkmate"}, {"start": 5995.82, "end": 6003.98, "text": " the king. Oh my god. I hate just literally putting my nuts on somebody's forehead and then just getting"}, {"start": 6003.9800000000005, "end": 6010.02, "text": " cheesed by some weird shitty checkmate oh my god that's what the rook in the"}, {"start": 6010.02, "end": 6014.500000000001, "text": " second rank is just broken well a bro we have four wins one loss I was bound to"}, {"start": 6014.500000000001, "end": 6019.500000000001, "text": " blunder I was gonna be bound to blunder dude you disappointed him yeah I"}, {"start": 6019.500000000001, "end": 6025.1, "text": " know no I'm not blind guys I play good bro I play good all day I play good at"}, {"start": 6025.1, "end": 6029.18, "text": " all day man all right let's go on comedy tonight"}, {"start": 6029.18, "end": 6036.18, "text": " I'm gonna go pee. I'll be back. Comedy night time! Comedy night!"}, {"start": 6149.18, "end": 6170.68, "text": " All right chat red and roll"}, {"start": 6170.68, "end": 6186.6, "text": " Yo, yo, yo, what's good, boys?"}, {"start": 6186.6, "end": 6188.8, "text": " Hi, Tixie."}, {"start": 6188.8, "end": 6189.8, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 6189.8, "end": 6195.8, "text": " Guys, how's everybody doing tonight, man?"}, {"start": 6195.8, "end": 6196.8, "text": " Tixie."}, {"start": 6196.8, "end": 6197.8, "text": " Tixie."}, {"start": 6197.8, "end": 6198.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6198.8, "end": 6199.8, "text": " Is this like..."}, {"start": 6199.8, "end": 6201.8, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6226.360000000001, "end": 6228.52, "text": " Guys we gotta get in the stage here"}, {"start": 6229.8, "end": 6236.8, "text": " Okay, I'll get on stage. What's Goofy's favourite book?"}, {"start": 6236.8, "end": 6242.8, "text": " A Huffleberry Finn!"}, {"start": 6247.8, "end": 6249.8, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 6249.8, "end": 6252.8, "text": " What's up man?"}, {"start": 6252.8, "end": 6261.8, "text": " So, what more does get his sneakers from me?"}, {"start": 6265.8, "end": 6267.8, "text": " What more, man?"}, {"start": 6272.8, "end": 6274.8, "text": " Laubrin Scrooge."}, {"start": 6275.8, "end": 6278.8, "text": " Hey, agency."}, {"start": 6278.8, "end": 6280.8, "text": " I'm with 50,000 people watching."}, {"start": 6280.8, "end": 6286.400000000001, "text": " watching okay i'm not here to make you laugh jinxie i'm here to prove a point okay hear me out"}, {"start": 6289.52, "end": 6297.92, "text": " jinxie can we play simon says yeah what's up man what is it simon says say ha ha"}, {"start": 6297.92, "end": 6299.92, "text": " I made you laugh!"}, {"start": 6299.92, "end": 6301.92, "text": " Give me my money!"}, {"start": 6301.92, "end": 6303.92, "text": " Hey Jimmy!"}, {"start": 6303.92, "end": 6305.92, "text": " Yo, Swipsot!"}, {"start": 6305.92, "end": 6307.92, "text": " How does the Darth Vader get to the mall?"}, {"start": 6307.92, "end": 6309.92, "text": " How, how, how does he get to the mall?"}, {"start": 6309.92, "end": 6311.92, "text": " The Darth Clawar!"}, {"start": 6311.92, "end": 6313.92, "text": " Yo Jimmy!"}, {"start": 6313.92, "end": 6315.92, "text": " Why was Darth Molley?"}, {"start": 6315.92, "end": 6317.92, "text": " Yo, Swipsot, you're in the car!"}, {"start": 6317.92, "end": 6319.92, "text": " I'm in the car!"}, {"start": 6319.92, "end": 6321.92, "text": " I'm in the car!"}, {"start": 6321.92, "end": 6323.92, "text": " I'm in the car!"}, {"start": 6323.92, "end": 6325.92, "text": " I'm in the car!"}, {"start": 6325.92, "end": 6328.4400000000005, "text": " Yo, Swipsop, you're in the crowd."}, {"start": 6328.4400000000005, "end": 6328.9400000000005, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6328.9400000000005, "end": 6330.8, "text": " Poggling was packed at the Dothmall."}, {"start": 6330.8, "end": 6331.72, "text": " OK, yeah."}, {"start": 6331.72, "end": 6334.84, "text": " Yo, Swipsop, Swipsop, you're doing this thing where you're"}, {"start": 6334.84, "end": 6335.32, "text": " seeing the crowd."}, {"start": 6335.32, "end": 6336.64, "text": " Jimmy, you loved."}, {"start": 6336.64, "end": 6337.32, "text": " I didn't laugh."}, {"start": 6337.32, "end": 6338.72, "text": " Jimmy, what are you laughing at?"}, {"start": 6338.72, "end": 6340.92, "text": " Swipsop, you're doing this thing where you're screaming"}, {"start": 6340.92, "end": 6342.0, "text": " in the crowd."}, {"start": 6342.0, "end": 6345.12, "text": " Just wait till you're in the stage, Swipsop."}, {"start": 6345.12, "end": 6347.96, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 6347.96, "end": 6348.68, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 6348.68, "end": 6350.68, "text": " I got to make my joke."}, {"start": 6350.68, "end": 6352.64, "text": " All right, let's go, let's go, let's go, go, go, go."}, {"start": 6352.64, "end": 6354.64, "text": " Go with your joke."}, {"start": 6354.64, "end": 6356.4800000000005, "text": " Why was Darth Maul late?"}, {"start": 6356.4800000000005, "end": 6358.04, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 6358.04, "end": 6360.200000000001, "text": " Paul King was packed to the Darth Maul."}, {"start": 6360.200000000001, "end": 6363.6, "text": " I just have to get up the bottom of me, bro."}, {"start": 6363.6, "end": 6364.6, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 6364.6, "end": 6365.96, "text": " This thing's never going to go away."}, {"start": 6365.96, "end": 6367.12, "text": " Hello, GDNator."}, {"start": 6367.12, "end": 6369.12, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 6369.12, "end": 6372.0, "text": " Why did this character run out of work?"}, {"start": 6372.0, "end": 6374.56, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 6374.56, "end": 6379.0, "text": " Because it was outstanding in the field."}, {"start": 6379.0, "end": 6380.4800000000005, "text": " GDNator."}, {"start": 6380.4800000000005, "end": 6383.0, "text": " Yo, Snoop, what's up, man?"}, {"start": 6383.0, "end": 6386.44, "text": " What do you guys think is the ghost of the third world?"}, {"start": 6386.44, "end": 6387.24, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6387.24, "end": 6388.68, "text": " Tixie falling in a chair."}, {"start": 6388.68, "end": 6392.2, "text": " Tixie, you're the last to get it right."}, {"start": 6392.2, "end": 6392.7, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6392.7, "end": 6393.48, "text": " Tixie."}, {"start": 6393.48, "end": 6394.52, "text": " I don't understand."}, {"start": 6394.52, "end": 6395.6, "text": " What this is?"}, {"start": 6395.6, "end": 6398.44, "text": " Yo, what's up, man?"}, {"start": 6398.44, "end": 6400.12, "text": " The ceiling."}, {"start": 6400.12, "end": 6402.2, "text": " Knock, knock."}, {"start": 6402.2, "end": 6402.8, "text": " Who's there?"}, {"start": 6402.8, "end": 6403.28, "text": " Who's there?"}, {"start": 6403.28, "end": 6405.12, "text": " Who's there?"}, {"start": 6405.12, "end": 6407.08, "text": " I eat mop."}, {"start": 6407.08, "end": 6408.16, "text": " Why do you eat mop?"}, {"start": 6411.16, "end": 6412.8, "text": " You didn't say it right, you guys."}, {"start": 6412.8, "end": 6414.92, "text": " You guys say who who?"}, {"start": 6417.900000000001, "end": 6419.900000000001, "text": " That's a good joke"}, {"start": 6422.8, "end": 6425.400000000001, "text": " Swip shot put a sock in it when you're in the crowd"}, {"start": 6426.6, "end": 6432.62, "text": " J. Diddy was good. Yo, uh, not not a spot with that name, man. Not a spot with that name"}, {"start": 6436.52, "end": 6438.56, "text": " Why did our pay to go to the mall?"}, {"start": 6440.72, "end": 6442.72, "text": " Why"}, {"start": 6442.8, "end": 6444.8, "text": " to get his dark sneakers."}, {"start": 6449.3, "end": 6450.3, "text": " Junkie!"}, {"start": 6451.8, "end": 6453.3, "text": " Do you remember me?"}, {"start": 6454.3, "end": 6454.8, "text": " Are you?"}, {"start": 6455.1, "end": 6457.8, "text": " Yes, Swimstop. Yes. Well, how you been, bro? You been good, man?"}, {"start": 6458.3, "end": 6459.8, "text": " I've been good."}, {"start": 6460.3, "end": 6461.8, "text": " I've been good."}, {"start": 6462.3, "end": 6463.3, "text": " I guess?"}, {"start": 6463.3, "end": 6465.3, "text": " But I have a question."}, {"start": 6465.6, "end": 6470.8, "text": " Why did you tell me to make sure Shag couldn't get in the comedy night?"}, {"start": 6470.8, "end": 6474.24, "text": " I I never said that bro. I never said that"}, {"start": 6475.52, "end": 6479.320000000001, "text": " Make a new room. He said he told you told"}, {"start": 6480.24, "end": 6482.24, "text": " you to get rid of"}, {"start": 6484.0, "end": 6489.08, "text": " I guess I never said to get rid of shags flip-stop. What type of blasphemous shit is this?"}, {"start": 6489.4800000000005, "end": 6491.4800000000005, "text": " But okay, Jimmy"}, {"start": 6492.4400000000005, "end": 6497.22, "text": " Jimmy I have a joke for you. Okay. What is it? I"}, {"start": 6497.22, "end": 6504.22, "text": " I heard this funny one. So here it goes."}, {"start": 6504.22, "end": 6515.22, "text": " Where how did the Mr. Paul go to the second floor?"}, {"start": 6515.22, "end": 6517.22, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 6517.22, "end": 6520.22, "text": " She, he did it."}, {"start": 6520.22, "end": 6523.22, "text": " The elevator."}, {"start": 6523.22, "end": 6530.22, "text": " Because it's like elevator, but the Vader."}, {"start": 6530.22, "end": 6532.22, "text": " Because it's dark."}, {"start": 6532.22, "end": 6536.22, "text": " I want to die."}, {"start": 6536.22, "end": 6537.22, "text": " Hello, drinks."}, {"start": 6537.22, "end": 6538.22, "text": " How are you?"}, {"start": 6538.22, "end": 6540.22, "text": " How's it going, bro?"}, {"start": 6540.22, "end": 6544.22, "text": " What is your joke, man?"}, {"start": 6544.22, "end": 6553.42, "text": " bro okay what do you call the line of clients outside of barbershop what bbq"}, {"start": 6553.42, "end": 6565.820000000001, "text": " barbecue I don't get it guys the joke is like barbecue what's up dude do I know"}, {"start": 6565.82, "end": 6567.82, "text": " No stitch like Lilo and Stitch?"}, {"start": 6567.82, "end": 6569.82, "text": " Yeah Lilo."}, {"start": 6569.82, "end": 6571.82, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 6571.82, "end": 6573.82, "text": " Marjalo means family."}, {"start": 6573.82, "end": 6577.82, "text": " Family who can love people."}, {"start": 6577.82, "end": 6580.82, "text": " Oh Lilo that has so fucking clever."}, {"start": 6580.82, "end": 6582.82, "text": " Oh my gosh."}, {"start": 6582.82, "end": 6583.82, "text": " Oh Lilo."}, {"start": 6583.82, "end": 6585.82, "text": " I get it. I get it."}, {"start": 6585.82, "end": 6587.82, "text": " I'm not kidding."}, {"start": 6587.82, "end": 6589.82, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 6589.82, "end": 6591.82, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 6591.82, "end": 6593.82, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 6593.82, "end": 6595.82, "text": " Bro"}, {"start": 6596.62, "end": 6598.62, "text": " It's actually"}, {"start": 6599.34, "end": 6601.179999999999, "text": " Goonga ding"}, {"start": 6601.179999999999, "end": 6603.179999999999, "text": " Anyways"}, {"start": 6603.179999999999, "end": 6604.679999999999, "text": " So"}, {"start": 6604.679999999999, "end": 6609.38, "text": " Where did the mall after shopping the Darth food court?"}, {"start": 6610.5599999999995, "end": 6612.5599999999995, "text": " No"}, {"start": 6613.5199999999995, "end": 6615.5199999999995, "text": " Where"}, {"start": 6619.78, "end": 6621.78, "text": " I know I get it"}, {"start": 6623.82, "end": 6630.82, "text": " What's that where does Darth Vader shop? Oh my God where?"}, {"start": 6634.299999999999, "end": 6636.299999999999, "text": " Dwarf is on"}, {"start": 6640.46, "end": 6645.5, "text": " Oh my God, I want to die. Yo, what's up?"}, {"start": 6646.9, "end": 6649.62, "text": " Can you pause coming right so I can think of a joke?"}, {"start": 6649.62, "end": 6655.62, "text": " Or we could just skip your turn and wait till the next one."}, {"start": 6655.62, "end": 6658.62, "text": " No way, I got it, I got it."}, {"start": 6658.62, "end": 6661.62, "text": " What do you use to eat with?"}, {"start": 6661.62, "end": 6663.62, "text": " A fork."}, {"start": 6663.62, "end": 6667.62, "text": " No, the dark mouth."}, {"start": 6667.62, "end": 6671.62, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 6671.62, "end": 6675.62, "text": " Jinxie, I have a Would You Rather question."}, {"start": 6675.62, "end": 6677.62, "text": " What's up, bro?"}, {"start": 6677.62, "end": 6686.62, "text": " Would you rather fuck a goat and no one knows or not fuck a goat but everyone thinks you fuck the goat like you're the guy who fucked a goat?"}, {"start": 6686.62, "end": 6694.62, "text": " I would say, um, not, I would not fuck a goat, yeah."}, {"start": 6694.62, "end": 6697.62, "text": " But then everyone thinks you fucked a goat."}, {"start": 6697.62, "end": 6701.62, "text": " Yeah, but bro, it's a dumb question anyways, because no matter what I say, it's bad."}, {"start": 6701.62, "end": 6703.62, "text": " It's just a shitty question."}, {"start": 6703.62, "end": 6705.62, "text": " I'm fucking that goat."}, {"start": 6705.62, "end": 6710.3, "text": " No, I said the opposite I wouldn't fucking go"}, {"start": 6721.58, "end": 6727.36, "text": " Can you turn your mic up it's really hard to hear you in the game. Yo, can you hear me now?"}, {"start": 6731.26, "end": 6733.38, "text": " Kind of let's see here"}, {"start": 6735.62, "end": 6741.22, "text": " Dixie, why did Michael Jackson have an allergic reaction?"}, {"start": 6741.22, "end": 6742.22, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 6742.22, "end": 6746.22, "text": " Because he got stung by a bee!"}, {"start": 6746.22, "end": 6751.22, "text": " Yo, Dixie, how's it going?"}, {"start": 6751.22, "end": 6752.22, "text": " Yo, what's up, bro?"}, {"start": 6752.22, "end": 6753.22, "text": " Yo, Dixie, how's it going?"}, {"start": 6753.22, "end": 6754.22, "text": " What do you call, Dixie?"}, {"start": 6754.22, "end": 6755.22, "text": " All Mexicans in quicksand."}, {"start": 6755.22, "end": 6758.22, "text": " What'd you call it, Jigsaw Mexicans in quicksand?"}, {"start": 6761.72, "end": 6762.72, "text": " 4-5"}, {"start": 6766.72, "end": 6769.22, "text": " Jigsaw you left up my joke pay up"}, {"start": 6770.22, "end": 6774.22, "text": " Guys, we don't have to do the pays anymore, bro, this is for love of the game"}, {"start": 6774.72, "end": 6775.22, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 6775.72, "end": 6777.22, "text": " Hello, hello, what is your joke?"}, {"start": 6778.72, "end": 6782.72, "text": " Okay, so, um, what do you call a funny planet?"}, {"start": 6782.72, "end": 6785.740000000001, "text": " We're like a happy planet."}, {"start": 6785.740000000001, "end": 6786.740000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6786.740000000001, "end": 6787.740000000001, "text": " You be there!"}, {"start": 6787.740000000001, "end": 6788.740000000001, "text": " Shot the freak off!"}, {"start": 6788.740000000001, "end": 6789.740000000001, "text": " What is it?"}, {"start": 6789.740000000001, "end": 6790.740000000001, "text": " You be there?"}, {"start": 6790.740000000001, "end": 6791.740000000001, "text": " Dinky!"}, {"start": 6791.740000000001, "end": 6792.740000000001, "text": " Dinky!"}, {"start": 6792.740000000001, "end": 6793.740000000001, "text": " Yo, Swipstop!"}, {"start": 6793.740000000001, "end": 6794.740000000001, "text": " What's up, bro?"}, {"start": 6794.740000000001, "end": 6795.740000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6795.740000000001, "end": 6799.740000000001, "text": " I have a fun proposition for you."}, {"start": 6799.740000000001, "end": 6800.740000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6800.740000000001, "end": 6802.740000000001, "text": " What the fuck is it, bro?"}, {"start": 6802.740000000001, "end": 6803.740000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6803.740000000001, "end": 6809.740000000001, "text": " So, you remember how I won $400 the last time you were here?"}, {"start": 6809.740000000001, "end": 6811.740000000001, "text": " It was supposed to be $500."}, {"start": 6811.74, "end": 6824.74, "text": " Yeah, I remember. Yeah. Okay, so I challenge you to a game of chess and if I win, you have to double it. Okay."}, {"start": 6824.74, "end": 6827.74, "text": " Miho. Miho. I'm not playing you in chess, bro."}, {"start": 6827.74, "end": 6831.74, "text": " Jinky. Why?"}, {"start": 6831.74, "end": 6833.74, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 6837.0199999999995, "end": 6842.38, "text": " What's up, bro, too, what do you call two black men in a red blanket?"}, {"start": 6846.94, "end": 6848.94, "text": " A kick that"}, {"start": 6853.099999999999, "end": 6855.099999999999, "text": " Hey, jimmy"}, {"start": 6855.099999999999, "end": 6860.139999999999, "text": " Yeah, one sping yesterday. I saw you hit my little sister. Why did you do that?"}, {"start": 6860.14, "end": 6869.14, "text": " I don't I don't I don't I don't"}, {"start": 6869.14, "end": 6876.14, "text": " randomly hit me this all stemmed"}, {"start": 6876.14, "end": 6877.14, "text": " from this brain rot YouTube"}, {"start": 6877.14, "end": 6880.14, "text": " comment section. What's up man?"}, {"start": 6880.14, "end": 6882.14, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 6882.72, "end": 6884.72, "text": " So why did"}, {"start": 6885.06, "end": 6886.900000000001, "text": " That ball keep the receipts"}, {"start": 6887.740000000001, "end": 6889.740000000001, "text": " the Genki"}, {"start": 6890.14, "end": 6892.96, "text": " Why um in case you have to"}, {"start": 6893.740000000001, "end": 6895.740000000001, "text": " Return it to a lot from springs"}, {"start": 6896.62, "end": 6898.62, "text": " You give"}, {"start": 6899.14, "end": 6902.9800000000005, "text": " Yeah, where does talk later go for vacation?"}, {"start": 6905.42, "end": 6907.42, "text": " Where"}, {"start": 6910.14, "end": 6912.14, "text": " There it is, there it is."}, {"start": 6913.14, "end": 6915.14, "text": " I just, I don't understand."}, {"start": 6917.14, "end": 6921.14, "text": " I don't understand. Wait, Shag made his own room? Shag?"}, {"start": 6924.14, "end": 6926.14, "text": " Shag, kick somebody, man."}, {"start": 6933.14, "end": 6935.14, "text": " Shag made his own room?"}, {"start": 6935.14, "end": 6963.320000000001, "text": " Alright chat, lock the fucking dude, alright, that was, I like, I was rapidly depleting"}, {"start": 6963.32, "end": 6968.799999999999, "text": " Brighton sells there now it is time to become a diamond in Rocket League lock"}, {"start": 6968.799999999999, "end": 6974.32, "text": " the fucking I'm not playing with boggles I'm not gonna like my fucking yellow on"}, {"start": 6974.32, "end": 6978.599999999999, "text": " fire I'm gonna play the game and do good mood a cop and we've been moving up in"}, {"start": 6978.599999999999, "end": 6985.48, "text": " on twitch bro me hoe what"}, {"start": 6985.4800000000005, "end": 6992.4800000000005, "text": " Twitch or in-game?"}, {"start": 7015.4800000000005, "end": 7017.6, "text": " Yo, Mooda, my chat's in, you got banned?"}, {"start": 7018.72, "end": 7021.200000000001, "text": " Yes, boy, I got banned!"}, {"start": 7021.56, "end": 7022.4800000000005, "text": " In what?"}, {"start": 7024.080000000001, "end": 7025.8, "text": " On Twitch, sure."}, {"start": 7026.240000000001, "end": 7028.96, "text": " You're live right now."}, {"start": 7030.320000000001, "end": 7030.96, "text": " I can see you."}, {"start": 7030.96, "end": 7036.120000000001, "text": " Yeah, they finally brought me back, bro. They brought me back, JC."}, {"start": 7036.72, "end": 7040.320000000001, "text": " So you got banned and then you got unbanned 11 minutes ago?"}, {"start": 7041.360000000001, "end": 7043.4400000000005, "text": " Yes, bro, yes, yes."}, {"start": 7043.4400000000005, "end": 7047.200000000001, "text": " But like okay, why'd you get banned?"}, {"start": 7057.4400000000005, "end": 7059.4400000000005, "text": " No, miho miho"}, {"start": 7060.080000000001, "end": 7063.320000000001, "text": " Muda you have 30,000 viewers because you made it bro"}, {"start": 7063.32, "end": 7074.84, "text": " No, like Muta dead ass bro. I'm proud of you man. For real."}, {"start": 7074.84, "end": 7079.719999999999, "text": " Bro, yes bro. 30,000 viewers. You did this shit bro."}, {"start": 7079.72, "end": 7091.72, "text": " I saw you making a list the other day bro out of 1% best streamers right now bro what would you put me on bro?"}, {"start": 7091.72, "end": 7101.72, "text": " Miha, Murat, uh, bro no congratulations dude 30k viewers bro like that you did this shit Murat"}, {"start": 7101.72, "end": 7103.72, "text": " like this is you bro"}, {"start": 7103.72, "end": 7104.84, "text": " I wouldn't be here without you, bro."}, {"start": 7104.84, "end": 7105.96, "text": " I wouldn't be here without you, bro."}, {"start": 7105.96, "end": 7108.16, "text": " You picked me up when I had like two K, three K viewers"}, {"start": 7108.16, "end": 7110.56, "text": " about dates, so I appreciate it about dates."}, {"start": 7110.56, "end": 7112.4800000000005, "text": " All right, let's address the 9,000 pound"}, {"start": 7112.4800000000005, "end": 7113.360000000001, "text": " elephant in the room."}, {"start": 7113.360000000001, "end": 7116.08, "text": " Mura, how long have you been getting view-bodied for?"}, {"start": 7117.240000000001, "end": 7118.58, "text": " Bored."}, {"start": 7118.58, "end": 7123.08, "text": " Like last week, oh, last week."}, {"start": 7123.08, "end": 7127.320000000001, "text": " Dude, I, dude, Twitch, I'm not even kidding."}, {"start": 7127.320000000001, "end": 7130.6, "text": " Two weeks ago, Asian Jeff was getting view-bodied"}, {"start": 7130.6, "end": 7133.820000000001, "text": " to like a hundred K viewers every day for like a month."}, {"start": 7133.820000000001, "end": 7135.54, "text": " Hi guys was getting,"}, {"start": 7135.54, "end": 7139.400000000001, "text": " bro hi guys got viewbotted to 60 K viewers like two days ago."}, {"start": 7140.820000000001, "end": 7143.3, "text": " Chai didn't Dante has got viewbotted too he said?"}, {"start": 7145.34, "end": 7146.9800000000005, "text": " Dante has getting viewbotted."}, {"start": 7146.9800000000005, "end": 7149.42, "text": " Bro they're like viewbotted like everyone"}, {"start": 7149.42, "end": 7151.06, "text": " that I've ever spoken to."}, {"start": 7151.06, "end": 7152.900000000001, "text": " Like what the fuck is going on Chai?"}, {"start": 7153.900000000001, "end": 7156.1, "text": " Is this guy like trying to send me a message?"}, {"start": 7160.6, "end": 7163.240000000001, "text": " You collab with me, I get b-boned."}, {"start": 7163.240000000001, "end": 7166.400000000001, "text": " You collab with high-mives, he gets b-boned."}, {"start": 7166.400000000001, "end": 7169.88, "text": " Now second, you start collabing with Doncest,"}, {"start": 7169.88, "end": 7171.200000000001, "text": " he gets b-boned."}, {"start": 7171.200000000001, "end": 7173.320000000001, "text": " But you're not the one getting b-boned."}, {"start": 7174.72, "end": 7176.56, "text": " Holy shit, where?"}, {"start": 7176.56, "end": 7177.6, "text": " Aware, yeah."}, {"start": 7177.6, "end": 7179.68, "text": " Bro, I'm not gonna lie that I,"}, {"start": 7179.68, "end": 7181.120000000001, "text": " dude, oh my god."}, {"start": 7181.120000000001, "end": 7183.04, "text": " What are you getting at here, bro?"}, {"start": 7183.04, "end": 7185.6, "text": " Do you think I'm like the final boss?"}, {"start": 7185.6, "end": 7187.88, "text": " You think I'm like the final boss of b-boned?"}, {"start": 7187.88, "end": 7189.88, "text": " behind all of this, no?"}, {"start": 7189.88, "end": 7192.3, "text": " Are you the final boss behind all of this?"}, {"start": 7192.3, "end": 7194.64, "text": " Bro, I don't know, no."}, {"start": 7194.64, "end": 7197.4800000000005, "text": " Are you trying to get everyone's shadow band?"}, {"start": 7197.4800000000005, "end": 7199.84, "text": " So you're the only streamer left?"}, {"start": 7201.88, "end": 7204.08, "text": " So, Muda, let me get this straight, bro."}, {"start": 7204.08, "end": 7207.52, "text": " You think I'm running a viewbotting fucking"}, {"start": 7207.52, "end": 7212.52, "text": " mafia mob ring where I'm viewbotting all of my friends"}, {"start": 7212.52, "end": 7214.84, "text": " so they all get shadow banned in band"}, {"start": 7214.84, "end": 7217.4800000000005, "text": " And then there's no one else to watch beside me."}, {"start": 7218.8, "end": 7219.64, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7219.64, "end": 7221.24, "text": " It's actually not even a bad shout."}, {"start": 7222.4400000000005, "end": 7226.400000000001, "text": " That sounds like a good fucking brilliant idea, bro."}, {"start": 7226.400000000001, "end": 7228.4400000000005, "text": " And it sounds like something you would do."}, {"start": 7231.9400000000005, "end": 7232.78, "text": " All right, bro."}, {"start": 7232.78, "end": 7236.04, "text": " Well, Mooda, hey, bro, no."}, {"start": 7236.04, "end": 7237.12, "text": " You did this, bro."}, {"start": 7240.8, "end": 7244.4400000000005, "text": " Yo, hi guys, report Mooda to Twitch, bro."}, {"start": 7244.4400000000005, "end": 7251.56, "text": " No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm sorry. I'm sorry"}, {"start": 7255.320000000001, "end": 7258.06, "text": " Yes, bro, hey have a beautiful fan tab in a state with him"}, {"start": 7260.120000000001, "end": 7265.68, "text": " Bro in whatever site you're using for viewbox, let me know man. All right, and I hung up so you couldn't say anything"}, {"start": 7265.68, "end": 7268.68, "text": " And whatever site you're using for Viewbox, let me know."}, {"start": 7268.68, "end": 7269.68, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 7269.68, "end": 7272.68, "text": " I'm on Viewbody!"}, {"start": 7272.68, "end": 7274.68, "text": " Rest in peace to the moon, bro."}, {"start": 7274.68, "end": 7275.68, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 7275.68, "end": 7277.68, "text": " GG to..."}, {"start": 7277.68, "end": 7279.68, "text": " GG to his Twitch, bro."}, {"start": 7279.68, "end": 7281.68, "text": " Chad, let's check Twitch."}, {"start": 7281.68, "end": 7282.68, "text": " Let's see what everybody's doing."}, {"start": 7282.68, "end": 7284.68, "text": " Let's see what Ron's doing, Chad."}, {"start": 7284.68, "end": 7286.68, "text": " Like, should we make sure this is good?"}, {"start": 7286.68, "end": 7289.68, "text": " Like, surely we make sure this is good."}, {"start": 7289.68, "end": 7290.68, "text": " Night, right?"}, {"start": 7290.68, "end": 7293.68, "text": " Okay, Ron has ice cream."}, {"start": 7293.68, "end": 7294.68, "text": " So..."}, {"start": 7294.68, "end": 7301.84, "text": " I cut to Ron stream bro. Mind you yesterday. He's talking about getting a six pack and getting into the best shape of his life"}, {"start": 7301.84, "end": 7306.780000000001, "text": " I cut to Ron stream and he's grabbing vanilla ice cream. Let's go to Dante's"}, {"start": 7312.280000000001, "end": 7316.52, "text": " Okay, don't this is queuing for a league match classic let's go to the XQC"}, {"start": 7316.92, "end": 7320.96, "text": " He's to be a no-to-climate. I mean how XQC's reacting classic"}, {"start": 7320.96, "end": 7325.16, "text": " Okay, let's go to Ludwig"}, {"start": 7331.04, "end": 7333.38, "text": " Okay, I think he's making a song nice go to Joe"}, {"start": 7335.36, "end": 7340.92, "text": " Why would he continue driving up and down there had to be some kind of medical or there's be"}, {"start": 7340.92, "end": 7342.24, "text": " So I'm not even kidding, bro"}, {"start": 7342.24, "end": 7346.32, "text": " I would let Joe do unspeakable acts to my asshole, bro"}, {"start": 7346.32, "end": 7350.78, "text": " What I could see someone doing this to some dumbass I did do it after high school"}, {"start": 7350.78, "end": 7355.759999999999, "text": " I drove around the same son chat. I would let Joe Bart do unspeakable actions to the Senate's doing"}, {"start": 7357.0, "end": 7364.84, "text": " There thanks God in hindsight that did not happen because now I would have sushi master today. Okay. Okay. Let's see what Tyler one's doing"}, {"start": 7364.84, "end": 7374.84, "text": " Yeah, I don't know what to do."}, {"start": 7374.84, "end": 7376.84, "text": " Yeah, Tyler was so cool, bro."}, {"start": 7376.84, "end": 7378.84, "text": " See what Jason's doing."}, {"start": 7378.84, "end": 7380.84, "text": " Yeah, I don't know, bro."}, {"start": 7380.84, "end": 7381.84, "text": " It's up to you."}, {"start": 7381.84, "end": 7382.84, "text": " I don't want to step on anybody's toes."}, {"start": 7382.84, "end": 7383.84, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 7383.84, "end": 7386.84, "text": " But you feel me and."}, {"start": 7386.84, "end": 7389.84, "text": " Look like a cool day out in Twitch today."}, {"start": 7389.84, "end": 7393.84, "text": " Y'all looking like a cool day out in Twitch today."}, {"start": 7393.84, "end": 7396.84, "text": " Alright guys, let's get it on rock-a-dink."}, {"start": 7410.84, "end": 7413.84, "text": " Alright, how many of these wheels do I fucking need?"}, {"start": 7414.84, "end": 7417.84, "text": " Licks with the 100 gifted!"}, {"start": 7417.84, "end": 7421.84, "text": " Put the Yega Black Ice in my ass!"}, {"start": 7421.84, "end": 7423.84, "text": " W risk man"}, {"start": 7426.18, "end": 7433.72, "text": " Play with boggles. Yo, bro. I'd rather drive my car off the cliff man. No, I'm not playing with boggles"}, {"start": 7433.84, "end": 7435.84, "text": " He's the reason why I d-rank bro"}, {"start": 7438.92, "end": 7445.32, "text": " Bro boggles get out of my chat for realsies boggles get the fuck out of my chat, bro"}, {"start": 7446.96, "end": 7448.96, "text": " Bros the LARP King"}, {"start": 7448.96, "end": 7454.56, "text": " Yo chat, does anybody in this fucking chat even know what Mark means, bro?"}, {"start": 7454.56, "end": 7455.56, "text": " Seriously."}, {"start": 7455.56, "end": 7460.8, "text": " Jinxy, L for not watching RLCS."}, {"start": 7460.8, "end": 7465.36, "text": " Yo man, I'm gonna watch tomorrow, okay?"}, {"start": 7465.36, "end": 7469.16, "text": " I swear to you, I'm gonna watch tomorrow."}, {"start": 7469.16, "end": 7476.04, "text": " Alright, time to get platinum too."}, {"start": 7476.04, "end": 7478.04, "text": " Everybody focus, everybody lock in, everybody concentrate."}, {"start": 7478.04, "end": 7484.04, "text": " There's no god damn reason why I shouldn't be diamond."}, {"start": 7484.04, "end": 7486.04, "text": " Highbites go TTF back on."}, {"start": 7486.04, "end": 7488.04, "text": " Wait, actually I got it."}, {"start": 7488.04, "end": 7490.04, "text": " No, my shit game."}, {"start": 7490.04, "end": 7492.04, "text": " Clips BBG."}, {"start": 7494.04, "end": 7496.04, "text": " That's a goal."}, {"start": 7496.04, "end": 7498.04, "text": " What? I got dunked on?"}, {"start": 7498.04, "end": 7500.04, "text": " Mid boost. Got it."}, {"start": 7508.04, "end": 7510.8, "text": " God my guy at the way guy at the way"}, {"start": 7515.0, "end": 7523.1, "text": " I go I go Treggie underscore seven cheered 100 bits. How do you make mood as no six inches? We cut it in half"}, {"start": 7527.84, "end": 7529.84, "text": " I gotta be shooting that way"}, {"start": 7538.04, "end": 7548.04, "text": " I'mma take myself out of the play like that."}, {"start": 7548.04, "end": 7551.72, "text": " Ya boi, I just cheered 100 bits."}, {"start": 7551.72, "end": 7555.92, "text": " Hey Jinx, are you even trying?"}, {"start": 7555.92, "end": 7559.44, "text": " That's smart."}, {"start": 7559.44, "end": 7563.24, "text": " That's smart."}, {"start": 7563.24, "end": 7567.24, "text": " Yo chat!"}, {"start": 7567.24, "end": 7568.44, "text": " I said quicker!"}, {"start": 7568.44, "end": 7569.94, "text": " What do you think I said?!"}, {"start": 7573.84, "end": 7574.34, "text": " Yo, huh."}, {"start": 7574.84, "end": 7577.54, "text": " I'm gonna lose so many fucking brain cells today, man."}, {"start": 7578.139999999999, "end": 7578.639999999999, "text": " FUCK!"}, {"start": 7578.84, "end": 7581.139999999999, "text": " King Chase cheered 100 bits."}, {"start": 7581.34, "end": 7583.44, "text": " Hey Jinx, see, check, case, and tweet."}, {"start": 7583.44, "end": 7584.639999999999, "text": " Let's go, W."}, {"start": 7587.139999999999, "end": 7588.639999999999, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 7589.24, "end": 7589.74, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7590.04, "end": 7590.54, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 7591.04, "end": 7592.44, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 7593.04, "end": 7595.139999999999, "text": " 7000 pound elephant in the room."}, {"start": 7595.44, "end": 7596.74, "text": " Zekni is a smurf."}, {"start": 7597.24, "end": 7601.24, "text": " He did a ground pinch, into a double tap, into that."}, {"start": 7603.24, "end": 7605.24, "text": " Jack, good ol' rocket smurf."}, {"start": 7607.24, "end": 7609.24, "text": " Or smurf league is a better name."}, {"start": 7615.24, "end": 7616.24, "text": " But like..."}, {"start": 7617.24, "end": 7619.24, "text": " Oh, whoa, whoa."}, {"start": 7621.24, "end": 7622.24, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 7622.24, "end": 7626.24, "text": " Yo, bro, I appreciate the kind of words, man, but bro, like, talk to somebody dude."}, {"start": 7627.24, "end": 7638.76, "text": " chat chat hear me out bro I'm not even kidding when I say this Rocking has more"}, {"start": 7638.76, "end": 7645.44, "text": " smurfs than any other game in the entire world. Bro imagine the song goes a"}, {"start": 7645.44, "end": 7650.639999999999, "text": " couple of pretty flowers no idea what you're singing. Oh my god I dunked on him"}, {"start": 7650.639999999999, "end": 7655.44, "text": " chat do you see that and I hit a spark"}, {"start": 7657.24, "end": 7659.24, "text": " That was the best plan I ever made in my life."}, {"start": 7660.04, "end": 7662.84, "text": " I dunked on him, and then hit his car."}, {"start": 7664.34, "end": 7664.84, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 7669.74, "end": 7672.139999999999, "text": " Get in there, come on, that's bad, bad."}, {"start": 7674.74, "end": 7675.24, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 7687.24, "end": 7695.88, "text": " more hahaha. Jack, think about how much of a degenerate, disgusting, sociopathic, loser,"}, {"start": 7695.88, "end": 7703.08, "text": " freak, greaseball you have to beat to smurf in a video game. Like, bro, bro, this guy probably"}, {"start": 7703.08, "end": 7707.719999999999, "text": " gets literally passed around in like diamond three lobbies, so then he just makes the flat"}, {"start": 7707.719999999999, "end": 7715.4, "text": " account to feel good about himself. Jump equals smurf. Are you brain dead? Cheating Mach 1,"}, {"start": 7715.400000000001, "end": 7718.4800000000005, "text": " She has 200 bits do you do cameos?"}, {"start": 7728.200000000001, "end": 7730.200000000001, "text": " Row"}, {"start": 7731.360000000001, "end": 7737.38, "text": " Hi guys, we should play we should do Mario Kart stream, bro. How do I get Mario Kart the hot dive? I need a DS"}, {"start": 7738.84, "end": 7740.84, "text": " This guy's fucking loser, bro"}, {"start": 7740.84, "end": 7749.84, "text": " X1 has e-shared 100 bits, stuck in traffic can really start streaming 5."}, {"start": 7749.84, "end": 7750.84, "text": " Yo, NO!"}, {"start": 7750.84, "end": 7753.84, "text": " I demoed the smurf, you gotta score that, yes."}, {"start": 7753.84, "end": 7756.84, "text": " Fuck me, god."}, {"start": 7756.84, "end": 7758.84, "text": " Yeah, Mario Party."}, {"start": 7758.84, "end": 7760.84, "text": " Chat, what is it on?"}, {"start": 7760.84, "end": 7761.84, "text": " The switch too."}, {"start": 7761.84, "end": 7762.84, "text": " Okay, high-five."}, {"start": 7762.84, "end": 7765.84, "text": " Research how to set that up and then I'll buy everything."}, {"start": 7765.84, "end": 7768.84, "text": " I wanna do that this week."}, {"start": 7768.84, "end": 7772.28, "text": " I wanna play at an OG like Mario Party fucking game."}, {"start": 7772.28, "end": 7775.2, "text": " Well actually I haven't played that, I just played Mario 5."}, {"start": 7775.2, "end": 7776.28, "text": " It's shameless to chill."}, {"start": 7776.28, "end": 7777.68, "text": " Bro, no, no, no, he's gonna score."}, {"start": 7777.68, "end": 7780.68, "text": " You're meant to get past the level without restarting."}, {"start": 7785.68, "end": 7786.84, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 7786.84, "end": 7788.84, "text": " Next goal's gonna win very grossly."}, {"start": 7788.84, "end": 7791.08, "text": " It's funny too, because they have a smurf on this game."}, {"start": 7791.08, "end": 7794.08, "text": " Like I'm 100% sure this guy's kind of a Platinum 1 player."}, {"start": 7798.84, "end": 7813.42, "text": " jumpy dick shade 100 picks you got this jinx see we love you chat it's not grand flat"}, {"start": 7813.42, "end": 7825.66, "text": " wait could it be that noise I just heard the weirdest noise ever in my year"}, {"start": 7825.66, "end": 7832.66, "text": " I just heard of the weirdest noise ever in my life."}, {"start": 7832.66, "end": 7835.66, "text": " You guys see what I'm doing?"}, {"start": 7835.66, "end": 7842.66, "text": " Broly, 1,234 cheered 100 bits, you slinky, what a power is the island?"}, {"start": 7842.66, "end": 7845.66, "text": " Oh no, oh no, that's gonna explode."}, {"start": 7845.66, "end": 7847.66, "text": " No, no, no, what are you doing?"}, {"start": 7847.66, "end": 7849.66, "text": " Ground it, ground it."}, {"start": 7849.66, "end": 7851.66, "text": " Oh my god, bonk it."}, {"start": 7855.66, "end": 7864.0599999999995, "text": " about to be smart from game today that's not a good sign I don't know what is"}, {"start": 7867.139999999999, "end": 7872.42, "text": " we both get cheered 100 bits your fat sausage fingers can't hit the right"}, {"start": 7872.42, "end": 7877.3, "text": " keys so you keep failing tub in the key"}, {"start": 7877.3, "end": 7891.900000000001, "text": " Nice, come on. Nice! Oh my god, this is perfect. If I miss, we lose. Yep, there it is, that's"}, {"start": 7891.900000000001, "end": 7902.860000000001, "text": " here. Oh my god! Wait, we need a back. Oh my god."}, {"start": 7902.860000000001, "end": 7904.860000000001, "text": " YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"}, {"start": 7904.860000000001, "end": 7906.860000000001, "text": " Listen to phone numbers by Dominic Fyke."}, {"start": 7906.860000000001, "end": 7908.860000000001, "text": " Fee for 21 years at his dirty."}, {"start": 7908.860000000001, "end": 7910.860000000001, "text": " First game of the day is a dump at you man!"}, {"start": 7912.860000000001, "end": 7914.860000000001, "text": " Wait, he gave us the win?"}, {"start": 7916.860000000001, "end": 7918.860000000001, "text": " Oh, he's EU?"}, {"start": 7924.860000000001, "end": 7928.860000000001, "text": " Yeah, that guy's definitely a stream sniping Smurf."}, {"start": 7928.860000000001, "end": 7934.860000000001, "text": " And look at that. He's unranked. Dude, that guy's definitely a stupid puppy."}, {"start": 7934.860000000001, "end": 7939.860000000001, "text": " You've placed 69 shared 100 bits. Love you, bro. Hope I can meet you soon."}, {"start": 7939.860000000001, "end": 7944.860000000001, "text": " Been watching your streams slash content for 3 plus years now. Go to emoji."}, {"start": 7944.860000000001, "end": 7949.860000000001, "text": " Drives equals Smurf. No, Boggles. I didn't say he's Smurf because he's driving."}, {"start": 7949.860000000001, "end": 7954.860000000001, "text": " He did air rolls, flip resets, and did a double tap goal."}, {"start": 7954.860000000001, "end": 7962.900000000001, "text": " bubbles again do you have a working functioning brain I was gonna say no"}, {"start": 7962.900000000001, "end": 7968.820000000001, "text": " you're just so lucky like you're so fucking lucky look at the takeoff"}, {"start": 7968.820000000001, "end": 7977.68, "text": " I mean 11 cheer 100 jokes pageant see this is day 54 asking you to play war"}, {"start": 7977.68, "end": 7982.820000000001, "text": " thunder here let's tell me if you are going to play it or not day 54 of you"}, {"start": 7982.820000000001, "end": 7984.820000000001, "text": " You asked me to play a War Thunder."}, {"start": 7984.820000000001, "end": 7985.820000000001, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 7985.820000000001, "end": 7986.820000000001, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 7986.820000000001, "end": 7988.820000000001, "text": " This guy looks like a kickoff glitch or something."}, {"start": 7988.820000000001, "end": 7990.820000000001, "text": " What's happening right now?"}, {"start": 7993.820000000001, "end": 7996.820000000001, "text": " But this guy looks like a kickoff glitch or something."}, {"start": 7996.820000000001, "end": 7997.820000000001, "text": " I don't-"}, {"start": 8000.820000000001, "end": 8003.820000000001, "text": " Here's a couple of birdies last."}, {"start": 8003.820000000001, "end": 8010.820000000001, "text": " Yo! I'm walking in!"}, {"start": 8020.820000000001, "end": 8023.820000000001, "text": " Alright, my teammate! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo!"}, {"start": 8023.820000000001, "end": 8027.820000000001, "text": " Alright, how do I report somebody? I'm at this guy's in thing."}, {"start": 8027.820000000001, "end": 8031.820000000001, "text": " Yo, teammate, uh, you do realize you have a teammate, right?"}, {"start": 8031.820000000001, "end": 8038.3, "text": " Right you can turn off ball cam for a second and see where I am this guy hit me three times in 18 seconds"}, {"start": 8044.3, "end": 8046.3, "text": " I'm so nasty"}, {"start": 8048.860000000001, "end": 8055.860000000001, "text": " I'm playing against daughter of heavy one shared 100 bits the ojinko may be trying to miss the spine I'm playing against daughter of"}, {"start": 8056.26, "end": 8058.26, "text": " great, bro. Awesome"}, {"start": 8058.26, "end": 8063.26, "text": " Are you a toddler? How do I type that?"}, {"start": 8075.26, "end": 8081.26, "text": " This is the worst human being I've ever had on my feet. I'd rather just be in a 1v2 than have this guy."}, {"start": 8081.26, "end": 8082.38, "text": " WHOA!"}, {"start": 8089.18, "end": 8089.68, "text": " I won't!"}, {"start": 8111.26, "end": 8118.26, "text": " Hey Jigs, you're getting your aftpnk? I'm getting soul."}, {"start": 8118.26, "end": 8128.26, "text": " In Deadlock?"}, {"start": 8128.26, "end": 8132.26, "text": " Weird bounce, I knew it, I knew it. Oh my god, my teammate is so fucking stupid. My god,"}, {"start": 8132.26, "end": 8140.26, "text": " I hate you so much. I fucking hate you so fucking much. Oh my god! Stop hitting me!"}, {"start": 8140.26, "end": 8143.26, "text": " Why don't you even play video games?"}, {"start": 8146.26, "end": 8152.26, "text": " Give me one more time and I swear to God I'm reporting you!"}, {"start": 8156.26, "end": 8159.26, "text": " Hats, I demoed one, yo."}, {"start": 8170.26, "end": 8195.74, "text": " I just want to hit him. I'm going to hit him in the face. I'm going to fucking hit him"}, {"start": 8195.74, "end": 8199.74, "text": " I'm gonna hit him in the face! I'm gonna hit him in the face! I'm gonna hit him in the face!"}, {"start": 8213.74, "end": 8215.74, "text": " God, they're so bad, they just wanted to hint it!"}, {"start": 8225.74, "end": 8227.74, "text": " It's new to me"}, {"start": 8248.46, "end": 8252.16, "text": " And then he boats to forfeit and goes AFK alright yep, okay"}, {"start": 8252.16, "end": 8261.16, "text": " Yo, I think I literally have the worst teammate who's ever walked the planet on my team."}, {"start": 8261.16, "end": 8263.16, "text": " I'm not even kidding."}, {"start": 8263.16, "end": 8264.84, "text": " So he sells the game, right?"}, {"start": 8264.84, "end": 8266.16, "text": " He sells the game."}, {"start": 8266.16, "end": 8269.16, "text": " Complete."}, {"start": 8269.16, "end": 8280.2, "text": " So he sells the game, and then votes to FF and goes AFK."}, {"start": 8280.2, "end": 8287.2, "text": " He sells the game, votes to AFK, then goes to AFK."}, {"start": 8370.2, "end": 8375.18, "text": " Like, actually an inting piece of shit."}, {"start": 8375.18, "end": 8381.380000000001, "text": " Hit my car 11 times, conceded every goal, like was responsible for conceding every goal,"}, {"start": 8381.380000000001, "end": 8385.62, "text": " and then has the audacity to vote for him when the game still went a ball and then goes"}, {"start": 8385.62, "end": 8387.62, "text": " idle so we can't win."}, {"start": 8387.62, "end": 8389.62, "text": " Literally go fuck yourself."}, {"start": 8389.62, "end": 8392.460000000001, "text": " 54 of asking for war thunder love the streamers"}, {"start": 8392.460000000001, "end": 8418.18, "text": " Oh my god if I get that demo that's a ball."}, {"start": 8418.18, "end": 8421.08, "text": " Our voyage has cheered 100 bits."}, {"start": 8421.08, "end": 8424.18, "text": " Agents can direct some of the baby with high-fives."}, {"start": 8429.18, "end": 8430.68, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"}, {"start": 8442.18, "end": 8444.18, "text": " Pass over the middle, pass over the middle, pass, pass, pass!"}, {"start": 8444.18, "end": 8464.18, "text": " I have no boost, but like how do you miss the ball?"}, {"start": 8464.18, "end": 8480.94, "text": " wall. See at the reaction time of like a turtle? I didn't miss the ball. I had no proofs."}, {"start": 8480.94, "end": 8491.460000000001, "text": " I couldn't have done that. I'd probably rather run into oncoming traffic than"}, {"start": 8491.460000000001, "end": 8493.460000000001, "text": " Let's have a look at that dog."}, {"start": 8499.140000000001, "end": 8501.140000000001, "text": " GAAAAAAAAT!"}, {"start": 8513.060000000001, "end": 8519.500000000002, "text": " Pine Sonderscourtee at 100 Bix page in the phone. Can you make this thing lower it's quarter sign?"}, {"start": 8521.460000000001, "end": 8531.460000000001, "text": " Perfect fast."}, {"start": 8531.460000000001, "end": 8550.1, "text": " Hey, yo, am I in like a prank video, it's like a monthly video?"}, {"start": 8550.1, "end": 8551.220000000001, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 8551.220000000001, "end": 8555.66, "text": " I secretly joined JinxTD's game on every game and into the font out of him?"}, {"start": 8555.66, "end": 8556.66, "text": " What the fuck is happening?"}, {"start": 8556.66, "end": 8562.62, "text": " Is this like a musty video?"}, {"start": 8562.62, "end": 8563.94, "text": " He missed the open net."}, {"start": 8563.94, "end": 8565.44, "text": " He missed the open net."}, {"start": 8565.44, "end": 8566.44, "text": " In front of the goal."}, {"start": 8566.44, "end": 8568.94, "text": " All I see is front player."}, {"start": 8568.94, "end": 8573.7, "text": " Yep, he runs into my car."}, {"start": 8573.7, "end": 8574.7, "text": " Alright, this is a musty video."}, {"start": 8574.7, "end": 8575.7, "text": " I'm like certain of it."}, {"start": 8575.7, "end": 8582.460000000001, "text": " The line is the 100 bits. How is your that's going bro like this has to be a must again"}, {"start": 8592.54, "end": 8597.84, "text": " This is an open net again, all right, you must to open that okay"}, {"start": 8597.84, "end": 8598.84, "text": " Go!"}, {"start": 8604.84, "end": 8605.84, "text": " That's on."}, {"start": 8605.84, "end": 8607.84, "text": " Bruce Chi cheered 100 bits,"}, {"start": 8607.84, "end": 8611.84, "text": " but you'll be cut the new turndown as odd I can't hear in my ranks game."}, {"start": 8627.84, "end": 8629.84, "text": " Hit the ball!"}, {"start": 8639.84, "end": 8641.84, "text": " He missed the ball again!"}, {"start": 8641.84, "end": 8643.84, "text": " He missed the ball again!"}, {"start": 8643.84, "end": 8645.84, "text": " He missed the ball again!"}, {"start": 8645.84, "end": 8647.84, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 8649.84, "end": 8651.84, "text": " Oh my fucking god!"}, {"start": 8657.84, "end": 8672.64, "text": " That kid you'd have cheered 100 bits, if him gave NIU Day because in Day which would"}, {"start": 8672.64, "end": 8679.64, "text": " make me gay, Darth Maul."}, {"start": 8689.64, "end": 8692.64, "text": " Missed the ball again. Alright, is this like, AI?"}, {"start": 8692.64, "end": 8696.64, "text": " Did they have bots in the game or something? What's happened to that?"}, {"start": 8696.64, "end": 8699.64, "text": " He missed the ball. He missed the ball 25 times in a one minute."}, {"start": 8699.64, "end": 8715.4, "text": " I'm actually the goat. I literally free jumped because I knew he would jump. Look at this."}, {"start": 8720.439999999999, "end": 8724.039999999999, "text": " Wow, there you go, Nip! You're one through three on open net!"}, {"start": 8729.64, "end": 8738.16, "text": " Maniac is cool, cheered 100 bits. Where does Darth Maul get his hair cut?"}, {"start": 8738.16, "end": 8739.16, "text": " Balls of play too, man."}, {"start": 8739.16, "end": 8750.16, "text": " I can't do this shit anymore. I need someone who like has brain cells. Please, God."}, {"start": 8750.16, "end": 8756.48, "text": " What the fuck? What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that? What the fuck?"}, {"start": 8756.48, "end": 8759.779999999999, "text": " Is this guy? Like from the CIA!"}, {"start": 8765.779999999999, "end": 8772.48, "text": " Free underscourge eachured 100 bits. More Darth the Sneakers is get to go they the Darth did well."}, {"start": 8786.48, "end": 8788.48, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8795.6, "end": 8801.5, "text": " The only goal we scored I had to turn into this if I should watch hundred bits you are a"}, {"start": 8802.0, "end": 8804.0, "text": " you are a"}, {"start": 8804.119999999999, "end": 8806.119999999999, "text": " you are a"}, {"start": 8806.24, "end": 8811.279999999999, "text": " You are a father's join you. What is this donation father's one?"}, {"start": 8816.48, "end": 8823.48, "text": " Yeah, couple of bird and mouse."}, {"start": 8823.48, "end": 8828.48, "text": " Oh, alien!"}, {"start": 8828.48, "end": 8834.48, "text": " Alright, look what- alien!"}, {"start": 8834.48, "end": 8836.48, "text": " Nope, nope, we're not doing that."}, {"start": 8836.48, "end": 8839.48, "text": " I'm on a two game- I'm on a two game losing streak."}, {"start": 8839.48, "end": 8842.48, "text": " Both of my teammates were inting pieces of shit."}, {"start": 8842.48, "end": 8845.48, "text": " Are you gonna do the same?"}, {"start": 8845.48, "end": 8850.88, "text": " No, no, no, no, no. You know my higher elo than you in twos and twos. Oh really?"}, {"start": 8850.88, "end": 8856.88, "text": " Bob? I want to buy. Yes. Check it. Because I was like, I was glad to a week ago and"}, {"start": 8856.88, "end": 8862.24, "text": " then you started playing on my team and then I went to that one. Yeah. And then we had"}, {"start": 8862.24, "end": 8866.359999999999, "text": " a little break up because we're like, we're in like a world. They won't they right now."}, {"start": 8866.359999999999, "end": 8871.039999999999, "text": " And what happened when they won't they? I went up my high elo and plat two and then"}, {"start": 8871.04, "end": 8877.460000000001, "text": " I'm back. I've transformed. I'm like the ex talking stage and now you've come back now that I'm a good rocket league player"}, {"start": 8877.460000000001, "end": 8880.78, "text": " All right, so I don't know what the fuck you think this shit is models"}, {"start": 8880.820000000002, "end": 8887.34, "text": " We're not in a relationship, bro. All right, you're gonna play and we're gonna get done. All right"}, {"start": 8888.26, "end": 8890.980000000001, "text": " Hey, no, this is a car. I'm using notice the car. I'm wearing"}, {"start": 8892.380000000001, "end": 8894.380000000001, "text": " What what is the car?"}, {"start": 8894.380000000001, "end": 8899.660000000002, "text": " as you fucking blind it's the octane because what don't we do around here"}, {"start": 8899.660000000002, "end": 8904.34, "text": " we don't you spent it yeah and you don't score so you're gonna need to change"}, {"start": 8904.34, "end": 8912.660000000002, "text": " that shit what's that shit what's that shit okay I'm getting sold in all my"}, {"start": 8912.660000000002, "end": 8918.1, "text": " matches shut the fuck up let's play the game I'm literally getting sold on the"}, {"start": 8918.1, "end": 8922.78, "text": " matches bubbles I would play seeds with you but you're copper like bro hang it"}, {"start": 8922.78, "end": 8930.460000000001, "text": " up. What? What? You're fucking copper, bro. No, no, I'm bronze four. I'm bronze four."}, {"start": 8930.54, "end": 8937.02, "text": " Oh, wow. Some fucking respect. So instead of being a pile of shit, you're a pile of diarrhea. Nice,"}, {"start": 8937.02, "end": 8937.820000000002, "text": " bro. Great."}, {"start": 8942.02, "end": 8949.220000000001, "text": " Oh, so that rage bait bullshit. Yes, well, we're not doing that. Tick tock bullshit. Wait a"}, {"start": 8949.22, "end": 8955.859999999999, "text": " game. Are you on West? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we are. Don't worry, I have the memory because you fucking"}, {"start": 8955.859999999999, "end": 8961.22, "text": " don't control. Don't take my blue stuff. Yes, yes, yes. Already in Epic State. It's okay."}, {"start": 8961.22, "end": 8967.46, "text": " No, it's okay. That's gonna be you. That's gonna be you. That's gonna be you. Dude, I wonder"}, {"start": 8967.46, "end": 8973.46, "text": " what it feels like I'm playing on West. Cuz I put it on West. Love that, love that, love that, love that,"}, {"start": 8973.460000000001, "end": 8981.44, "text": " love that yo thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you for a"}, {"start": 8981.44, "end": 8988.02, "text": " jinxie when are you doing a um you should you should play on jinxie you"}, {"start": 8988.02, "end": 8991.54, "text": " gotta play you gotta do a tennis stream against someone in a wheelchair and then"}, {"start": 8991.54, "end": 8997.220000000001, "text": " you can title it like legs vs wheels when are you doing that so boggles I"}, {"start": 8997.220000000001, "end": 9002.1, "text": " would literally get like canceled what are what what are your stream"}, {"start": 9002.1, "end": 9009.56, "text": " recommendations man. Yo Boggles, I know your entire brain is like fried or something. Yo"}, {"start": 9009.56, "end": 9013.54, "text": " bro, I get canceled. What the fuck? So you're just shitting on the idea? Just shitting on"}, {"start": 9013.54, "end": 9018.7, "text": " ideas? Yeah, yeah. And you stole my boost. And you stole my boost. Well Boggles, you're"}, {"start": 9018.7, "end": 9022.42, "text": " gonna have to save this one. Let me explain the first thing. I've got no boost, it's all"}, {"start": 9022.42, "end": 9030.74, "text": " you. All good, all good. Oh yo, let's explaining. Yo, manual in the war. Can we get in gold?"}, {"start": 9030.74, "end": 9036.74, "text": " I've never in my life heard a human being pronounce Manwell Noir as a mandible no war."}, {"start": 9036.74, "end": 9039.74, "text": " Bro, are you actually like a two child?"}, {"start": 9039.74, "end": 9042.74, "text": " Are you a kid, bro?"}, {"start": 9042.74, "end": 9045.74, "text": " Nah, I'm pretty grown, I'm pretty grown."}, {"start": 9045.74, "end": 9046.74, "text": " And mature."}, {"start": 9046.74, "end": 9047.74, "text": " Yeah, right."}, {"start": 9047.74, "end": 9048.74, "text": " And you're getting done."}, {"start": 9048.74, "end": 9049.74, "text": " Alright, come on."}, {"start": 9049.74, "end": 9050.74, "text": " No, I'm not getting done."}, {"start": 9050.74, "end": 9052.74, "text": " So this one's literally on you."}, {"start": 9052.74, "end": 9053.74, "text": " Let's call it what it is."}, {"start": 9053.74, "end": 9056.74, "text": " One thing we're not going to do is we're not going to, like, hope."}, {"start": 9056.74, "end": 9057.74, "text": " So we're going to call it-"}, {"start": 9057.74, "end": 9058.74, "text": " We're going to make a comeback."}, {"start": 9058.74, "end": 9062.36, "text": " We're gonna call a spade a spade you allowed that go all right"}, {"start": 9063.539999999999, "end": 9065.539999999999, "text": " All right, go to the ball"}, {"start": 9066.92, "end": 9073.82, "text": " I'm down down there. Hey, um good follow up nice. Love it. Yeah perfectly all the time all the time in the world all the time in the world"}, {"start": 9074.86, "end": 9076.619999999999, "text": " Jesus Christ"}, {"start": 9076.619999999999, "end": 9078.619999999999, "text": " Take them. Oh"}, {"start": 9078.699999999999, "end": 9081.78, "text": " My god, it's easy. Apologize. Yeah, I'm so I'm"}, {"start": 9082.66, "end": 9084.66, "text": " It's okay. It's okay"}, {"start": 9084.66, "end": 9094.82, "text": " you have to say that nice no but um just over the top over the top what"}, {"start": 9094.82, "end": 9100.34, "text": " boggles legitimately what what I'm what I just wanted to tell you that I won't be"}, {"start": 9100.34, "end": 9105.06, "text": " playing in on the feet of work up I just can't make it I got to show them all"}, {"start": 9105.06, "end": 9110.02, "text": " thanks man appreciate you provided me no route whoa whoa you don't care you're"}, {"start": 9110.02, "end": 9116.26, "text": " Yeah, yeah, you're not in the World Cup, bro. You're a fucking idiot. No, I miss all you"}, {"start": 9116.26, "end": 9121.02, "text": " That's right. That's right. That's right. Calm and composed. Don't get too nervous"}, {"start": 9124.54, "end": 9129.82, "text": " Yo, is hitting the ball optional for you? I just hit the ball, bro. Are you a topper?"}, {"start": 9129.82, "end": 9137.08, "text": " You really just be jumping it today bro"}, {"start": 9137.08, "end": 9141.58, "text": " What are you no no no what are you"}, {"start": 9141.58, "end": 9144.18, "text": " cheesy what are you"}, {"start": 9144.18, "end": 9148.26, "text": " all right come on let's make it come"}, {"start": 9148.26, "end": 9150.82, "text": " back none of this like what are you"}, {"start": 9150.82, "end": 9152.38, "text": " what are you thinking right now let's"}, {"start": 9152.38, "end": 9156.539999999999, "text": " make it come back let's try the matter"}, {"start": 9186.54, "end": 9193.26, "text": " fake win come on come on let's make it come back I'm gonna need you to do"}, {"start": 9193.26, "end": 9203.5, "text": " something yeah so my I assist you selfish fuck come on come on hey hey"}, {"start": 9203.5, "end": 9208.42, "text": " are we a team does it feel like a team does it feel like a team environment"}, {"start": 9208.42, "end": 9214.060000000001, "text": " right now bro just hit the fucking ball boggles god damn it I'm going with fake"}, {"start": 9214.06, "end": 9216.06, "text": " Chilling I let out from someone"}, {"start": 9224.06, "end": 9226.06, "text": " Be that jinx"}, {"start": 9244.06, "end": 9245.06, "text": " Nice?"}, {"start": 9245.06, "end": 9251.06, "text": " Alright, so what is your record today?"}, {"start": 9251.06, "end": 9255.06, "text": " Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up, shut up!"}, {"start": 9255.06, "end": 9257.06, "text": " We can still win this game."}, {"start": 9257.06, "end": 9258.06, "text": " Please bro, focus."}, {"start": 9258.06, "end": 9261.06, "text": " I'm gonna go for a demo play."}, {"start": 9261.06, "end": 9264.06, "text": " Ah, they're in our half bro, fuck that."}, {"start": 9264.06, "end": 9265.06, "text": " Fast."}, {"start": 9265.06, "end": 9268.06, "text": " Bet him on the channel, be there, be there!"}, {"start": 9268.06, "end": 9269.06, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 9269.06, "end": 9272.06, "text": " I'm going for a demo!"}, {"start": 9272.06, "end": 9282.06, "text": " do something with your pathetic suspension of a car you're there you're there you're there you're there you're there be there please"}, {"start": 9282.06, "end": 9289.06, "text": " oh my god oh my god oh my god bro alright that's one knuckles knuckles knuckles do knuckles knuckles jinxie you're doing knuckles"}, {"start": 9289.06, "end": 9295.06, "text": " I'm not doing knuckles man do knuckles right now oh we weren't winning alright knuckles"}, {"start": 9295.06, "end": 9300.46, "text": " did no hey hey did you do it or did it just fucking lie to my face no I did it"}, {"start": 9300.46, "end": 9305.3, "text": " bro I did not feel bugles why aren't you typing nice one in the chat like bro I"}, {"start": 9305.3, "end": 9311.82, "text": " can hear you no it's just like I can run run yeah what did you just call me oh"}, {"start": 9311.82, "end": 9315.5, "text": " my god all right open goal"}, {"start": 9315.5, "end": 9323.859999999999, "text": " faking not an effective view nice fake man fake no because each child each"}, {"start": 9323.86, "end": 9331.66, "text": " don't bump me nice bet one be there be there be there show them you're gonna get"}, {"start": 9331.66, "end": 9338.26, "text": " there one last roll of the dice shinsi hit that hit that what the don't ram into"}, {"start": 9338.26, "end": 9342.5, "text": " my my fucking god man I'm a fucking god man not even"}, {"start": 9342.5, "end": 9344.5, "text": " You're even sending me, bro."}, {"start": 9345.3, "end": 9347.3, "text": " One last roll of the dice, roll of the dice."}, {"start": 9348.3, "end": 9350.8, "text": " Alright, you gotta wall it. You have to keep it on the wall or it's over."}, {"start": 9351.5, "end": 9352.5, "text": " Are you, like, yeah?"}, {"start": 9352.5, "end": 9355.5, "text": " Ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping."}, {"start": 9355.5, "end": 9356.5, "text": " Like, no, no, are you-"}, {"start": 9356.5, "end": 9358.5, "text": " Skulbocek, skulbocek, skulbocek?"}, {"start": 9358.5, "end": 9360.5, "text": " No, skulbocek, skulbocek?"}, {"start": 9360.5, "end": 9361.5, "text": " Skulbocek?"}, {"start": 9362.5, "end": 9363.5, "text": " Were you even playing?"}, {"start": 9363.5, "end": 9366.5, "text": " No, no, no, did you even show up to the fucking pitch today?"}, {"start": 9368.5, "end": 9370.5, "text": " I had a goal and assist."}, {"start": 9370.5, "end": 9378.5, "text": " I had the exact same stats as you and you just said, did I show up to the picture?"}, {"start": 9378.5, "end": 9380.5, "text": " No, no, no, let's just play."}, {"start": 9380.5, "end": 9381.5, "text": " I need to get my Elo back."}, {"start": 9381.5, "end": 9382.5, "text": " I need to get my Elo back."}, {"start": 9382.5, "end": 9383.5, "text": " I need to get my Elo back."}, {"start": 9383.5, "end": 9384.5, "text": " I just want to, your Elo."}, {"start": 9384.5, "end": 9385.5, "text": " Your Elo."}, {"start": 9385.5, "end": 9386.5, "text": " You Elo."}, {"start": 9386.5, "end": 9387.5, "text": " You Elo."}, {"start": 9387.5, "end": 9389.5, "text": " You're the reason why I'm Plat 1."}, {"start": 9389.5, "end": 9390.5, "text": " You."}, {"start": 9390.5, "end": 9391.5, "text": " No, look at my Elo."}, {"start": 9391.5, "end": 9392.5, "text": " You just sold me."}, {"start": 9392.5, "end": 9393.5, "text": " Look at my Elo."}, {"start": 9393.5, "end": 9396.5, "text": " Bro, wait, we're playing on West?"}, {"start": 9396.5, "end": 9399.5, "text": " Yeah, for the nice time."}, {"start": 9399.5, "end": 9407.9, "text": " Yes, we're on West! Yes! Like, oh my god!"}, {"start": 9407.9, "end": 9408.9, "text": " Me daughter."}, {"start": 9408.9, "end": 9412.7, "text": " Alright, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going to try and go now."}, {"start": 9412.7, "end": 9414.1, "text": " Now I'm going to try and go."}, {"start": 9414.1, "end": 9416.3, "text": " Yes, yes, I'm going to need you to lean forward."}, {"start": 9416.3, "end": 9418.3, "text": " I'm putting it, no, I'm putting it on my glasses."}, {"start": 9418.3, "end": 9422.3, "text": " Whatever, whatever, like snowflake nose emoji you need to do, do whatever you need to do,"}, {"start": 9422.3, "end": 9423.3, "text": " Jinxie."}, {"start": 9423.3, "end": 9424.3, "text": " Just bring it together."}, {"start": 9424.3, "end": 9425.3, "text": " Bring it together, bro."}, {"start": 9425.3, "end": 9426.3, "text": " No, I don't do folk."}, {"start": 9426.3, "end": 9427.3, "text": " Bring it together."}, {"start": 9427.3, "end": 9428.3, "text": " Puggles."}, {"start": 9428.3, "end": 9429.3, "text": " Whoa, whoa, no one said that."}, {"start": 9429.300000000001, "end": 9433.380000000001, "text": " thinking what we're not gonna do is we're not gonna do defamation of"}, {"start": 9433.380000000001, "end": 9439.02, "text": " character so we're gonna do snowflake nose emoji I don't do coke brown hey"}, {"start": 9439.02, "end": 9444.86, "text": " you were thinking of it no I wasn't you were thinking of it I'm"}, {"start": 9444.86, "end": 9450.500000000002, "text": " right I'm see your brain dad sentence right jinxie I was in the fine the"}, {"start": 9450.500000000002, "end": 9455.7, "text": " other day to John pork and Tim cheese and they were at the um they were at the"}, {"start": 9455.7, "end": 9460.42, "text": " ball and they were actually me like if I wanted to get how about you see what the"}, {"start": 9460.42, "end": 9464.380000000001, "text": " fuck is that how about instead of being a train dad you just sit in that on the"}, {"start": 9464.380000000001, "end": 9470.54, "text": " kickoff no but okay are you saying my name"}, {"start": 9470.54, "end": 9475.740000000002, "text": " it's your fault where are you saying my name where does Darth Vader get his"}, {"start": 9475.74, "end": 9488.06, "text": " bath bombs where the bath mall might be laughing i thought that was pretty funny i thought that"}, {"start": 9488.06, "end": 9496.94, "text": " was a ruffle emote over the top so good so good bro i played good on this map you know this is"}, {"start": 9496.94, "end": 9504.38, "text": " my map uh it's all the exact same map of every map whoa whoa yeah probably do a platinum"}, {"start": 9505.74, "end": 9508.34, "text": " Every map has a slight different angle everything"}, {"start": 9508.34, "end": 9510.34, "text": " You need to really flatten them all so"}, {"start": 9510.34, "end": 9512.84, "text": " Like, what are you trying to say?"}, {"start": 9513.64, "end": 9515.64, "text": " I just fake the flipper he said"}, {"start": 9516.34, "end": 9517.34, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 9518.039999999999, "end": 9520.039999999999, "text": " No, don't feel like it"}, {"start": 9522.539999999999, "end": 9526.34, "text": " Oh my god, you just bet me oh my god, dude can you fix ping?"}, {"start": 9526.64, "end": 9529.34, "text": " High-vives! Fix my wifi!"}, {"start": 9529.34, "end": 9532.34, "text": " High-vives can't sail you across the Atlantic Ocean"}, {"start": 9532.34, "end": 9534.34, "text": " Get shit, you gotta describe the storm"}, {"start": 9535.74, "end": 9543.42, "text": " he said he's building a boat for me yes you jinx go yes yes yes yes we're"}, {"start": 9543.42, "end": 9551.539999999999, "text": " moving about clear man if you come to Florida bro what would you steal my"}, {"start": 9551.539999999999, "end": 9558.48, "text": " shot all right so let's get this straight no no no who's under the desk"}, {"start": 9558.48, "end": 9565.68, "text": " is squishy planning for you where the fuck did this come from sorry jim's I"}, {"start": 9565.68, "end": 9569.58, "text": " need more of that so why can't you hype up your teammate boggles you can sit at the"}, {"start": 9569.58, "end": 9575.52, "text": " only goal they have no let's just think about the positives you're playing with"}, {"start": 9575.52, "end": 9581.72, "text": " me yo next time I'm on the kickoff just sit in the net okay"}, {"start": 9581.72, "end": 9586.5, "text": " please hey but think about this jim see jim see you genuinely think we're"}, {"start": 9586.5, "end": 9590.94, "text": " hitting diamond together have you got confidence you just say we you're not ever"}, {"start": 9590.94, "end": 9596.9, "text": " such what is that shit what is that shit like are you even looking yo hi boys"}, {"start": 9596.9, "end": 9603.26, "text": " turn on these windscreen wipers cuz you can't see at the fucking front window"}, {"start": 9605.7, "end": 9610.74, "text": " alright so this is what I'm thinking Jinxie we hit diamond together and then"}, {"start": 9610.74, "end": 9613.14, "text": " Yo, stop that B-shit!"}, {"start": 9613.94, "end": 9616.14, "text": " I'm hitting diamonds! You're not!"}, {"start": 9616.64, "end": 9618.84, "text": " Again, you think you're hitting diamond before me?"}, {"start": 9619.34, "end": 9621.24, "text": " I guarantee you I do, yes!"}, {"start": 9621.24, "end": 9623.44, "text": " You think you're hitting diamond before me?"}, {"start": 9624.039999999999, "end": 9624.94, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 9624.94, "end": 9627.94, "text": " BREATHE A LITTLE FUCKIN' JESUS!"}, {"start": 9628.539999999999, "end": 9629.34, "text": " FUCK!"}, {"start": 9631.24, "end": 9632.039999999999, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 9632.34, "end": 9633.24, "text": " Uh, uh..."}, {"start": 9633.539999999999, "end": 9635.74, "text": " Wolf looking at monkey, Amire."}, {"start": 9640.74, "end": 9645.74, "text": " Nice! Oh my god, the ball was my specialty."}, {"start": 9645.74, "end": 9650.74, "text": " I know you're used to the ground. That was a pass. Nice."}, {"start": 9650.74, "end": 9653.74, "text": " Good takeout. Take your time, bro. Take your time. That's all right."}, {"start": 9653.74, "end": 9656.74, "text": " I used to struggle with them too. Just take your time."}, {"start": 9656.74, "end": 9659.74, "text": " A lot of time to be played today. That's you."}, {"start": 9659.74, "end": 9662.74, "text": " Diamond. Diamond rewards. Diamond rewards."}, {"start": 9662.74, "end": 9664.74, "text": " Do you even know what a reward is?"}, {"start": 9664.74, "end": 9666.74, "text": " What does diamond rewards mean?"}, {"start": 9666.74, "end": 9669.74, "text": " You're sorry, just say you don't know ball!"}, {"start": 9669.74, "end": 9671.74, "text": " Let it go, just say you don't know ball!"}, {"start": 9671.74, "end": 9677.74, "text": " Diamond rewards, uh, uh, it's when you hit diamond and then you get 10 wins in a row in diamond."}, {"start": 9677.74, "end": 9679.74, "text": " Not in a row, just 10 wins."}, {"start": 9679.74, "end": 9684.74, "text": " Yeah, so, uh, the top five things that didn't happen."}, {"start": 9684.74, "end": 9687.74, "text": " We never landed on the moon and you never hit diamond."}, {"start": 9687.74, "end": 9688.74, "text": " You did not hit diamond!"}, {"start": 9688.74, "end": 9690.74, "text": " No the fuck you did, bro!"}, {"start": 9690.74, "end": 9692.74, "text": " How would you know about the moon?"}, {"start": 9692.74, "end": 9696.52, "text": " Just adds to the alien shit like you're not defeating the allegations"}, {"start": 9696.52, "end": 9700.48, "text": " I'm not an alien man. I'm literally a normal fucking guy"}, {"start": 9700.48, "end": 9702.48, "text": " I'm just trying to hide it. Oh, I faked him"}, {"start": 9702.88, "end": 9708.0, "text": " Bro, let's win this game. I don't want to lose any more elo. Yeah, how about you play a little fucking defense?"}, {"start": 9708.0, "end": 9710.0, "text": " Okay, sorry"}, {"start": 9710.16, "end": 9714.84, "text": " All right, so if I get to diamond before you Jinxie, um, I've got permission to go to the top"}, {"start": 9717.0, "end": 9720.16, "text": " Because you said it's guaranteed to never happen"}, {"start": 9720.16, "end": 9723.16, "text": " chow that chow that chow that chow that chow"}, {"start": 9723.16, "end": 9726.16, "text": " if you get to 9 out of 4 either you can come to tarp in the front"}, {"start": 9728.16, "end": 9731.16, "text": " also don't call it T-Tarp you're not a resident bro alright"}, {"start": 9731.16, "end": 9733.16, "text": " I don't want to do that shit again I won't be a resident"}, {"start": 9733.16, "end": 9736.16, "text": " alright but again yeah because of my threat"}, {"start": 9736.16, "end": 9739.16, "text": " how does he get like this kid going back wall"}, {"start": 9739.16, "end": 9742.16, "text": " I know I think he let that off me"}, {"start": 9742.16, "end": 9745.16, "text": " bro Bobo if you haven't went back wall one time you fucking made it"}, {"start": 9746.16, "end": 9749.16, "text": " nice nice nice opportunity opportunity"}, {"start": 9749.16, "end": 9756.16, "text": " so you see an opportunity and decide to just fuck it off take them"}, {"start": 9756.16, "end": 9762.64, "text": " Gigi be there be there whoa whoa why are you telling them to demo me how bully"}, {"start": 9762.64, "end": 9767.96, "text": " I never did that I never had this high-rise have permission to come with"}, {"start": 9767.96, "end": 9772.039999999999, "text": " me cuz I'm gonna know plus one both of you sociopaths are not getting put in"}, {"start": 9772.039999999999, "end": 9775.84, "text": " this state well fuck you guys man"}, {"start": 9775.84, "end": 9777.12, "text": " Nice, good job!"}, {"start": 9777.12, "end": 9778.64, "text": " Okay, I got it, I got it, don't worry, I got it."}, {"start": 9778.64, "end": 9780.16, "text": " Hit that, hit that, hit that!"}, {"start": 9780.960000000001, "end": 9782.72, "text": " Do something!"}, {"start": 9784.2, "end": 9785.12, "text": " Hey, Boggles."}, {"start": 9785.12, "end": 9786.08, "text": " Please!"}, {"start": 9786.08, "end": 9788.08, "text": " I need this!"}, {"start": 9788.08, "end": 9788.8, "text": " Yo, Boggles."}, {"start": 9789.36, "end": 9791.2, "text": " You're the only reason why we're not tied."}, {"start": 9791.2, "end": 9794.0, "text": " My mom is kinda homeless!"}, {"start": 9796.48, "end": 9798.64, "text": " Um, no, I'm not the only reason we're not tied."}, {"start": 9799.28, "end": 9801.28, "text": " You are the only reason why they're winning,"}, {"start": 9801.28, "end": 9803.28, "text": " because you conceded the first goal by running out of that."}, {"start": 9803.28, "end": 9803.76, "text": " Go for it."}, {"start": 9803.76, "end": 9806.880000000001, "text": " please one-on-one one-on-one"}, {"start": 9806.880000000001, "end": 9810.52, "text": " we gotta play more aggro we've only got 40 seconds left"}, {"start": 9810.52, "end": 9813.52, "text": " stop the fuck up stop that's the game you broke the plat 2"}, {"start": 9818.0, "end": 9820.36, "text": " jing see one last roll of the dice"}, {"start": 9820.36, "end": 9823.52, "text": " I'm gonna need you to start rolling the fucking dice"}, {"start": 9823.52, "end": 9826.6, "text": " faking just go for it"}, {"start": 9826.6, "end": 9830.16, "text": " faking I was setting you up for opportunity"}, {"start": 9830.16, "end": 9834.38, "text": " I don't want to I want boost bro. We need a goal"}, {"start": 9835.0, "end": 9838.72, "text": " What's the point of playing the game but on a boost me really you know?"}, {"start": 9840.96, "end": 9847.539999999999, "text": " That's you I was double-tapping it to bump him that's you know, I didn't miss I'm setting you up. I was baiting out his defense"}, {"start": 9849.039999999999, "end": 9851.039999999999, "text": " Why are you giving up?"}, {"start": 9851.039999999999, "end": 9853.039999999999, "text": " Why are you giving up?"}, {"start": 9853.4, "end": 9855.4, "text": " zero"}, {"start": 9855.4, "end": 9862.26, "text": " Bro, okay, stop selling my elo. No, no, no, no, stop selling my elo. Say you swear you're actually trying right now"}, {"start": 9862.76, "end": 9864.76, "text": " Say you swear you're actually trying right now"}, {"start": 9865.44, "end": 9866.76, "text": " so"}, {"start": 9866.76, "end": 9872.46, "text": " All right, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna go through the stats. All right, you're gonna shut the fuck up for three seconds"}, {"start": 9872.92, "end": 9877.539999999999, "text": " Who had a higher score me? I had a higher score. I have a high"}, {"start": 9877.88, "end": 9881.84, "text": " Shut the fuck me who was higher estrogen? Jinxie"}, {"start": 9911.84, "end": 9915.52, "text": " what's a menu don't you because you know what a menu is"}, {"start": 9915.52, "end": 9920.32, "text": " fat ass are you like so the main yeah you probably you probably read a lot of them"}, {"start": 9920.32, "end": 9925.56, "text": " I'm reading it sorry what ends at 20 on the bathroom"}, {"start": 9925.56, "end": 9928.68, "text": " and you're gonna just for once in your life"}, {"start": 9928.68, "end": 9933.04, "text": " you're gonna shut the hell up I'm gonna use the bathroom snowflake nose and"}, {"start": 9933.04, "end": 9935.8, "text": " like bubbles just 30 seconds of silence please"}, {"start": 9935.8, "end": 9940.960000000001, "text": " no not silence oh my god"}, {"start": 9940.960000000001, "end": 9948.960000000001, "text": " Alright, what's up? Okay, wait, I'm pulling up Jinxie's chat. Guys, um, do you think he's going to the Darth Maul bathroom?"}, {"start": 9954.960000000001, "end": 9956.960000000001, "text": " Oh my god, I'm not gonna be winning high-vives?"}, {"start": 9958.960000000001, "end": 9960.960000000001, "text": " Oh my god, I'm not gonna be winning high-vives."}, {"start": 9960.960000000001, "end": 9972.880000000001, "text": " Oh, boggles why you a thousand pounds? Yeah, I'm just not hey hey, um"}, {"start": 9976.640000000001, "end": 9982.160000000002, "text": " Hubbots when Jinx he plays again just take over his computer. I watch this shit chat. What's this shit?"}, {"start": 9983.84, "end": 9985.84, "text": " Name an OCA player that can do better than this"}, {"start": 9987.6, "end": 9988.960000000001, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 9988.960000000001, "end": 9990.560000000001, "text": " See, I'm just playing with my food."}, {"start": 9997.28, "end": 9999.94, "text": " Hey Poggles, who's this small streamer you're playing with?"}, {"start": 9999.94, "end": 10001.080000000002, "text": " Yeah, his name's Jinxie."}, {"start": 10003.240000000002, "end": 10005.080000000002, "text": " You guys should go check him out sometime."}, {"start": 10008.68, "end": 10009.560000000001, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 10010.560000000001, "end": 10011.28, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 10011.92, "end": 10013.560000000001, "text": " Did I just clip a chair?"}, {"start": 10013.880000000001, "end": 10015.400000000001, "text": " Did I just clip a chair?"}, {"start": 10015.4, "end": 10021.44, "text": " I'm not sure they're gonna make it."}, {"start": 10021.44, "end": 10032.48, "text": " Bro, chat. High-fives is a walking me-ho. Everyone type me-ho. Me-ho!"}, {"start": 10032.48, "end": 10035.8, "text": " Me-ho! Me-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h! Me-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h!"}, {"start": 10035.8, "end": 10041.88, "text": " Me asparagus, chat. We need more variants. Me daughter, me uncle. Me ho, me ha."}, {"start": 10041.880000000001, "end": 10045.6, "text": " We need more variants."}, {"start": 10045.6, "end": 10049.800000000001, "text": " We're building Team Cam for our Build a Boat stream in July."}, {"start": 10049.800000000001, "end": 10053.720000000001, "text": " And no, no, no, no, what am I not going to do?"}, {"start": 10053.720000000001, "end": 10057.160000000002, "text": " No, no, one thing we're not going to do is just shit on team chemistry."}, {"start": 10057.160000000002, "end": 10058.640000000001, "text": " Hell bully."}, {"start": 10058.640000000001, "end": 10065.920000000002, "text": " So, Voggles, I know, but yo, for about, Voggles, for about two seconds, stop recording a dip"}, {"start": 10065.920000000002, "end": 10068.12, "text": " top for about two seconds, Voggles, okay?"}, {"start": 10068.12, "end": 10071.36, "text": " Why is your nose nostrils bigger than when they left?"}, {"start": 10071.36, "end": 10074.140000000001, "text": " No, no, no, no. I addressed the elephant in the room."}, {"start": 10075.92, "end": 10079.560000000001, "text": " So you think I went to the bathroom to do cocaine?"}, {"start": 10081.2, "end": 10084.7, "text": " I'm not saying anything! Is it cold in Tampa?!"}, {"start": 10088.04, "end": 10089.720000000001, "text": " Again, bro. Buggles."}, {"start": 10089.720000000001, "end": 10092.44, "text": " Place some defense and we'll get some wins."}, {"start": 10092.44, "end": 10094.44, "text": " Now Jinxsy, look at the right."}, {"start": 10094.44, "end": 10096.82, "text": " Jinxsy, yeah that's..."}, {"start": 10096.82, "end": 10099.400000000001, "text": " Did you look in the mirror over to your left? You should've."}, {"start": 10099.4, "end": 10103.66, "text": " I'm Jinxing, look at the riot, there's a food court, I don't want you going to it this game, okay?"}, {"start": 10103.66, "end": 10105.539999999999, "text": " Yo, hey, hey, hey, hey, bro!"}, {"start": 10105.539999999999, "end": 10108.039999999999, "text": " Yo, yo, yo, shut the fuck..."}, {"start": 10108.039999999999, "end": 10109.24, "text": " Okay, get out of my face."}, {"start": 10109.24, "end": 10110.84, "text": " I already look, oh my, it's probably Jinxing."}, {"start": 10110.84, "end": 10112.34, "text": " No, no, literally get out of my team."}, {"start": 10112.84, "end": 10114.34, "text": " Literally get out of my team."}, {"start": 10114.34, "end": 10116.26, "text": " What the fuck, what the fuck are you doing?"}, {"start": 10116.26, "end": 10116.96, "text": " Voggles!"}, {"start": 10116.96, "end": 10117.46, "text": " Fight me."}, {"start": 10118.64, "end": 10119.14, "text": " You..."}, {"start": 10119.539999999999, "end": 10120.34, "text": " You worked!"}, {"start": 10120.34, "end": 10121.5, "text": " You intentionally..."}, {"start": 10121.5, "end": 10123.76, "text": " No, no, no, you intentionally steered away from the ball."}, {"start": 10123.76, "end": 10124.72, "text": " I gotta get out of here."}, {"start": 10124.72, "end": 10125.539999999999, "text": " I gotta get out of here."}, {"start": 10125.539999999999, "end": 10127.22, "text": " This guy, no, no, this guy's a loser."}, {"start": 10127.22, "end": 10129.22, "text": " No, you better remain!"}, {"start": 10129.4, "end": 10132.619999999999, "text": " Turn your steering wheel away from the ball!"}, {"start": 10132.619999999999, "end": 10135.94, "text": " Ping ping. What is ping? What the f**k is ping?"}, {"start": 10135.94, "end": 10138.96, "text": " What do you mean it was ping? You're a gamer and you don't know what ping is?"}, {"start": 10138.96, "end": 10141.18, "text": " Ping ping ping."}, {"start": 10141.18, "end": 10144.56, "text": " Gc, I need you to make a play."}, {"start": 10144.56, "end": 10148.08, "text": " That's not the right one."}, {"start": 10148.08, "end": 10151.039999999999, "text": " Um, what's the- Hi guys, what's the time in America?"}, {"start": 10151.039999999999, "end": 10154.039999999999, "text": " There's four time zones in America."}, {"start": 10154.039999999999, "end": 10157.279999999999, "text": " I know your IQ's like four, but there's four time zones."}, {"start": 10157.28, "end": 10163.84, "text": " bro just be honest when are you coming to Australia bro I give you permission"}, {"start": 10163.84, "end": 10172.12, "text": " oh when I fuck when I ah okay oh my god no apologize apologize apologize what"}, {"start": 10172.12, "end": 10176.84, "text": " the fuck was that do you like being here do you like this team environment"}, {"start": 10176.84, "end": 10180.44, "text": " how do you get to the ball that fast? how do you get to the ball most fast?"}, {"start": 10180.44, "end": 10185.0, "text": " hey how would he accelerate? and also I'm up yo dip shit dip shit can you sit in that"}, {"start": 10185.0, "end": 10187.0, "text": " Please on the kickoff. We keep you conceding goals."}, {"start": 10187.0, "end": 10190.0, "text": " You want me to not even go for a kickoff and just sit in there?"}, {"start": 10190.0, "end": 10191.0, "text": " Yes, sit in that like a good boy."}, {"start": 10191.0, "end": 10192.0, "text": " Nice, nice."}, {"start": 10192.0, "end": 10193.0, "text": " Nope, nope, no."}, {"start": 10193.0, "end": 10194.0, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 10194.0, "end": 10196.0, "text": " You put out all three goals."}, {"start": 10196.0, "end": 10197.0, "text": " You put out all three goals."}, {"start": 10197.0, "end": 10198.0, "text": " Don't congratulate you."}, {"start": 10198.0, "end": 10200.0, "text": " That's you, that's you, that's you, that's you."}, {"start": 10200.0, "end": 10201.0, "text": " I'm aware of that."}, {"start": 10201.0, "end": 10203.0, "text": " I need you to hit it."}, {"start": 10203.0, "end": 10204.0, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 10204.0, "end": 10205.0, "text": " Stick in the net."}, {"start": 10205.0, "end": 10206.0, "text": " Stop going for kickoffs."}, {"start": 10206.0, "end": 10208.0, "text": " You don't have the brain cells for that."}, {"start": 10208.0, "end": 10209.0, "text": " Just sit in that problem."}, {"start": 10209.0, "end": 10211.0, "text": " Nice. Can you tell? Can you tell?"}, {"start": 10211.0, "end": 10214.0, "text": " No."}, {"start": 10214.0, "end": 10217.64, "text": " I'm not gonna lie like you have too many hours to be playing like this"}, {"start": 10220.68, "end": 10223.48, "text": " You have so many hours to play like this"}, {"start": 10225.0, "end": 10229.72, "text": " I'm actually I'm literally gonna go you're hitting my car. You're hitting my fucking car. Yeah, that's my car"}, {"start": 10229.72, "end": 10235.24, "text": " We got I'm doing my car. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yo, how about this guy's in there?"}, {"start": 10237.56, "end": 10243.76, "text": " Bro, I understand having a chuckle or troll like yo, bro, you're intentionally getting us scored on"}, {"start": 10244.0, "end": 10246.0, "text": " You sick of the chatter with Psycho, man!"}, {"start": 10246.0, "end": 10248.0, "text": " No, when's the last time you genuinely laughed?"}, {"start": 10248.0, "end": 10250.0, "text": " Like, and had fun."}, {"start": 10250.0, "end": 10252.0, "text": " Jixi, you need to have more fun, bro."}, {"start": 10252.0, "end": 10254.0, "text": " Jixi, I'm gonna need you to score."}, {"start": 10254.0, "end": 10256.0, "text": " Jixi, please just put it in."}, {"start": 10256.0, "end": 10258.0, "text": " Jixi!"}, {"start": 10258.0, "end": 10260.0, "text": " Bro, open nets are hard, don't even lie."}, {"start": 10260.0, "end": 10262.0, "text": " Jixi! I'm putting a man at home!"}, {"start": 10262.0, "end": 10264.0, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 10266.0, "end": 10268.0, "text": " Jixi, are you..."}, {"start": 10268.0, "end": 10270.0, "text": " No, just be honest. Is this on purpose or is it black as skill?"}, {"start": 10270.0, "end": 10272.0, "text": " Bro, put a fucking sock in it."}, {"start": 10272.0, "end": 10276.2, "text": " fucking stop it didn't have this or is it like a skill you ever shut your pie"}, {"start": 10276.2, "end": 10282.0, "text": " over boggles you swerved away from the ball"}, {"start": 10282.0, "end": 10284.88, "text": " but it is"}, {"start": 10286.8, "end": 10293.96, "text": " super sonic speed did you learn the game yesterday super sonic speed let's"}, {"start": 10293.96, "end": 10298.0, "text": " make a comeback what did LeBron do in 2016 how do I report someone on my team"}, {"start": 10298.0, "end": 10302.0, "text": " No, I abusing report system, abusing report system."}, {"start": 10302.0, "end": 10307.0, "text": " Where are you, man? Can I get you a map or something? Where the fuck are you?"}, {"start": 10307.0, "end": 10309.0, "text": " Getting boost, boost management."}, {"start": 10309.0, "end": 10314.0, "text": " Nice, bro. Great boost. When they score, our boosts reach out. It doesn't mean anything anyway."}, {"start": 10314.0, "end": 10316.0, "text": " The most important thing is the goal, dude."}, {"start": 10316.0, "end": 10321.0, "text": " You keep boost after a goal. How are you letting that go in? How are you..."}, {"start": 10321.0, "end": 10325.0, "text": " What's... Bro, how are you letting that go in, Jinxie?"}, {"start": 10325.0, "end": 10327.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10328.28, "end": 10334.02, "text": " Can you stop actually being a depressed sack of shit and just smile the grass is fucking green up"}, {"start": 10334.02, "end": 10339.28, "text": " Look, we're a build Bruce food more we have lost nine games together and we've won zero"}, {"start": 10339.4, "end": 10343.26, "text": " What is there to smile about do you think it's a skill or a chemistry issue? Oh?"}, {"start": 10344.04, "end": 10347.32, "text": " I think it's the locker room talk. I'm gonna need you to this"}, {"start": 10348.24, "end": 10353.5, "text": " Just Jinxie. Do you know what an agar is? I'm gonna need you to be more happy now pass me the ball"}, {"start": 10355.0, "end": 10362.24, "text": " Okay, I said pass me the ball. What did you do yo yo yo bro get some fucking boxing gloves"}, {"start": 10362.24, "end": 10366.12, "text": " I'm not even good at it anymore. I open that black"}, {"start": 10371.32, "end": 10376.24, "text": " Oh Joe Rogan at the UFC but his image is paused and the gif hasn't started moving yet"}, {"start": 10380.0, "end": 10382.0, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 10385.0, "end": 10388.3, "text": " Nice, go for the bump, go for the bump, go for the bump."}, {"start": 10388.3, "end": 10389.82, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 10391.16, "end": 10393.92, "text": " Who do you think you're feeling like?"}, {"start": 10393.92, "end": 10395.92, "text": " Who do you think you're feeling like?"}, {"start": 10400.24, "end": 10401.48, "text": " Hey, hey, don't be sad."}, {"start": 10401.48, "end": 10402.48, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa."}, {"start": 10402.48, "end": 10403.88, "text": " It's all right, hey."}, {"start": 10403.88, "end": 10406.48, "text": " Jinxie vs. accountability finally might be over."}, {"start": 10407.92, "end": 10409.24, "text": " Nice, just hit a psycho."}, {"start": 10411.48, "end": 10412.76, "text": " Just hit a psycho."}, {"start": 10412.76, "end": 10415.24, "text": " No, it's a psycho. It's where you barely hit the ball."}, {"start": 10415.24, "end": 10417.24, "text": " So you wouldn't know what a psycho is."}, {"start": 10417.24, "end": 10419.24, "text": " You wouldn't know what a psycho is."}, {"start": 10419.24, "end": 10421.24, "text": " And you hit me."}, {"start": 10421.24, "end": 10423.24, "text": " A teammate's trying to hit me like a psycho."}, {"start": 10423.24, "end": 10425.24, "text": " Great. Great."}, {"start": 10427.74, "end": 10429.74, "text": " Nice, good touch."}, {"start": 10430.74, "end": 10434.74, "text": " I'm jinxy. Why wasn't I on your top 10 streamers list?"}, {"start": 10434.74, "end": 10437.74, "text": " That's just kind of weird. I thought we were closer than that."}, {"start": 10437.74, "end": 10439.74, "text": " I just want to know what are we?"}, {"start": 10439.74, "end": 10442.74, "text": " Oh yeah, yeah. Let me throw you in my top 10."}, {"start": 10442.74, "end": 10446.94, "text": " And then after that burn the list and like light it on fire in a fucking dumpster"}, {"start": 10448.74, "end": 10455.46, "text": " Okay, that's how that your stream consists of you loading up my stream and rage baiting for two hours, bro"}, {"start": 10456.46, "end": 10459.74, "text": " You don't think that's big. Yeah, I know it's not me"}, {"start": 10461.82, "end": 10466.74, "text": " If you climb down ever some pretty sure you would find it at the top because it's fake just hit a flick"}, {"start": 10466.74, "end": 10468.74, "text": " I go down the post like"}, {"start": 10469.3, "end": 10470.8, "text": " He just"}, {"start": 10470.800000000001, "end": 10472.800000000001, "text": " Do you even know what a white dash is?"}, {"start": 10483.800000000001, "end": 10486.2, "text": " We're getting brazil'd this is a joke"}, {"start": 10490.800000000001, "end": 10492.800000000001, "text": " We're getting arsenal we're getting arsenal"}, {"start": 10492.800000000001, "end": 10507.2, "text": " Hey, um, hey, hey, at least film the intro if you're going to start typing on the keyboard."}, {"start": 10507.2, "end": 10508.2, "text": " Film the intro."}, {"start": 10508.2, "end": 10509.2, "text": " You said no problem."}, {"start": 10509.2, "end": 10510.2, "text": " Oh, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 10510.2, "end": 10511.2, "text": " No, it is a problem."}, {"start": 10511.2, "end": 10512.2, "text": " It is a problem."}, {"start": 10512.2, "end": 10513.2, "text": " Now, Jinxie, there's a tournament."}, {"start": 10513.2, "end": 10514.2, "text": " When's the tournament?"}, {"start": 10514.2, "end": 10515.2, "text": " What time is it for you?"}, {"start": 10515.2, "end": 10516.2, "text": " Hey, bro."}, {"start": 10516.2, "end": 10517.2, "text": " I'd literally rather die."}, {"start": 10517.2, "end": 10518.2, "text": " I'd rather die."}, {"start": 10518.2, "end": 10519.2, "text": " I'd rather die."}, {"start": 10519.2, "end": 10520.2, "text": " I'd rather die."}, {"start": 10520.2, "end": 10521.2, "text": " I'd rather die."}, {"start": 10521.2, "end": 10522.2, "text": " I'd rather die."}, {"start": 10522.2, "end": 10530.0, "text": " That's you that's you that's you put it in nice. It's like almost like"}, {"start": 10532.560000000001, "end": 10537.960000000001, "text": " It's like almost like there's zero high Maclemon going to your scowl into the last 30 seconds"}, {"start": 10538.68, "end": 10540.68, "text": " Jimmy do you even know what?"}, {"start": 10541.16, "end": 10548.52, "text": " It's a type of blood. It's yeah, it's blood and it's blood that has oxygen in it. You clearly lack zero oxygen"}, {"start": 10548.52, "end": 10554.48, "text": " still boost still boost you have that the game please no I don't want to come"}, {"start": 10554.48, "end": 10559.92, "text": " on winnable winnable winnable winnable"}, {"start": 10559.92, "end": 10566.6, "text": " get to typing this is my masterpiece this is my speciality this is my"}, {"start": 10566.6, "end": 10572.52, "text": " specialty it's my specialty it's my specialty"}, {"start": 10572.52, "end": 10574.52, "text": " Jinxie stop taking me no oh my god"}, {"start": 10576.76, "end": 10580.4, "text": " Jinxie I needed you to hit that instead of me at kickoff but you didn't communicate"}, {"start": 10581.52, "end": 10583.52, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 10583.960000000001, "end": 10585.960000000001, "text": " Fucking beta"}, {"start": 10586.32, "end": 10589.640000000001, "text": " Jinxie when's the tournament? When's the tournament?"}, {"start": 10594.640000000001, "end": 10601.24, "text": " You just demoted me to Platinum one Jinxie this is actually fucking terrible, right?"}, {"start": 10602.52, "end": 10611.54, "text": " like wait it's in it's in five minutes check check check yo boggles let me make"}, {"start": 10611.54, "end": 10617.300000000001, "text": " myself clear to you man you are the worst player I've ever played rock and"}, {"start": 10617.300000000001, "end": 10622.5, "text": " eagle it like I I played rock and eagle with some dog shit fucking players you"}, {"start": 10622.5, "end": 10627.300000000001, "text": " are actually the worst of the worst man you might in Brazil you in a 1v1"}, {"start": 10627.300000000001, "end": 10630.800000000001, "text": " I don't know, I would share that with you."}, {"start": 10630.800000000001, "end": 10632.76, "text": " That's better."}, {"start": 10632.76, "end": 10634.400000000001, "text": " That's way better."}, {"start": 10634.400000000001, "end": 10636.240000000002, "text": " That's better, man."}, {"start": 10636.240000000002, "end": 10639.320000000002, "text": " Get me the fuck out of there."}, {"start": 10639.320000000002, "end": 10641.44, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 10641.44, "end": 10642.560000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 10642.560000000001, "end": 10643.28, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 10643.28, "end": 10643.920000000002, "text": " Get me out."}, {"start": 10643.920000000002, "end": 10644.76, "text": " Get me out."}, {"start": 10644.76, "end": 10647.560000000001, "text": " Get me out."}, {"start": 10647.560000000001, "end": 10649.04, "text": " All right, let's get diamond."}, {"start": 10649.04, "end": 10652.000000000002, "text": " Let's get diamond, guys."}, {"start": 10652.000000000002, "end": 10653.080000000002, "text": " VRV chat."}, {"start": 10653.080000000002, "end": 10654.080000000002, "text": " Let's get diamond, guys."}, {"start": 10657.300000000001, "end": 10659.36, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10687.300000000001, "end": 10712.740000000002, "text": " I got chatter chips place yes"}, {"start": 10712.74, "end": 10717.74, "text": " Chay, you guys want CS?"}, {"start": 10717.74, "end": 10720.74, "text": " Fuck it, why not?"}, {"start": 10720.74, "end": 10721.74, "text": " Hi, guys, load up CS."}, {"start": 10721.74, "end": 10723.74, "text": " We haven't played CS in a minute."}, {"start": 10723.74, "end": 10727.74, "text": " Hi, guys, load up CS, man."}, {"start": 10727.74, "end": 10728.74, "text": " Wait, chat."}, {"start": 10728.74, "end": 10731.74, "text": " Dare I say we rip cases?"}, {"start": 10731.74, "end": 10733.74, "text": " Dare I say we rip cases?"}, {"start": 10742.74, "end": 10764.3, "text": " Well, well, well, how the turntables, well, well, well, how the turntables, me, ho, beta,"}, {"start": 10764.3, "end": 10772.22, "text": " me, ho, bro."}, {"start": 10772.22, "end": 10779.22, "text": " I was actually getting disgusting at CS on Dust2 before I stopped playing."}, {"start": 10779.22, "end": 10780.22, "text": " Literally."}, {"start": 10780.22, "end": 10783.22, "text": " I was getting so good at CS."}, {"start": 10783.22, "end": 10788.22, "text": " Boggles."}, {"start": 10788.22, "end": 10793.22, "text": " What are you typing in there, man?"}, {"start": 10793.22, "end": 10794.22, "text": " Hold it."}, {"start": 10794.22, "end": 10795.22, "text": " Go chat."}, {"start": 10795.22, "end": 10796.22, "text": " Place CS."}, {"start": 10796.22, "end": 10798.22, "text": " I thought Oneon's CS today."}, {"start": 10798.22, "end": 10801.22, "text": " I want to place CS."}, {"start": 10801.22, "end": 10812.72, "text": " Hi, guys. Hi, guys. Hi, guys. Do I have rank unlocked yet or no? Hi, guys. Do I have rank"}, {"start": 10812.72, "end": 10827.22, "text": " unlocked yet or no? Premier. Mio. Mio. Mio. Omicon."}, {"start": 10827.22, "end": 10838.119999999999, "text": " Chat, did you guys hear a dog barking?"}, {"start": 10838.119999999999, "end": 10840.0, "text": " Was that in the game or in my life?"}, {"start": 10840.0, "end": 10843.519999999999, "text": " She was that in the game?"}, {"start": 10843.519999999999, "end": 10844.519999999999, "text": " Cases?"}, {"start": 10844.519999999999, "end": 10849.08, "text": " Guys, listen."}, {"start": 10849.08, "end": 10855.519999999999, "text": " The only way we can get a gold is if we play a game of CS and drop 20 kills."}, {"start": 10855.52, "end": 10869.960000000001, "text": " We want cash."}, {"start": 10869.960000000001, "end": 10870.960000000001, "text": " What is cash?"}, {"start": 10870.960000000001, "end": 10874.84, "text": " Hi guys, what the fuck is cash?"}, {"start": 10874.84, "end": 10875.84, "text": " New map?"}, {"start": 10875.84, "end": 10876.84, "text": " Is it good?"}, {"start": 10876.84, "end": 10885.04, "text": " Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,"}, {"start": 10885.04, "end": 10894.160000000002, "text": " is the new map good it's a old map that's returning ah"}, {"start": 10905.0, "end": 10910.080000000002, "text": " hey Jinx you start 20th anniversary what's up man all right man if we don't"}, {"start": 10910.080000000002, "end": 10913.52, "text": " get a game soon I'm gonna start ripping cases here I mean I'm trying to play the"}, {"start": 10913.52, "end": 10929.800000000001, "text": " game fuck. Look at my last three knives. Bro, give me a match! Oh my god! Literally"}, {"start": 10929.800000000001, "end": 10937.960000000001, "text": " stream slap or something, fuck! You got two maps on. Yeah man, I have two maps on and"}, {"start": 10937.960000000001, "end": 10940.04, "text": " It's the most popular map in the game."}, {"start": 10940.04, "end": 10941.12, "text": " And then cash."}, {"start": 10948.84, "end": 10949.68, "text": " Be patient."}, {"start": 10949.68, "end": 10950.800000000001, "text": " It legitimately says 222."}, {"start": 10950.800000000001, "end": 10951.640000000001, "text": " Oh yeah, right."}, {"start": 10954.000000000002, "end": 10957.44, "text": " Yo, wait, how about, do I have a, oh my God, new map."}, {"start": 10957.44, "end": 10959.04, "text": " Well, not new, but returning map."}, {"start": 10961.640000000001, "end": 10963.52, "text": " All right, Chad, my first game,"}, {"start": 10963.52, "end": 10965.960000000001, "text": " my first game on cash, here we go."}, {"start": 10965.960000000001, "end": 10969.44, "text": " Wait faster, boggles, go fuck yourself, please."}, {"start": 10969.44, "end": 10970.62, "text": " Please go fuck yourself."}, {"start": 10972.460000000001, "end": 10973.300000000001, "text": " Let's roll."}, {"start": 10982.34, "end": 10984.500000000002, "text": " Jinxy, take accountability and not blame his teammates."}, {"start": 10984.500000000002, "end": 10985.94, "text": " Challenge impossible."}, {"start": 10985.94, "end": 10988.220000000001, "text": " I'm not gonna blame my teammates a single time."}, {"start": 10988.220000000001, "end": 10991.060000000001, "text": " Oh my God, I have it all to see us in a minute."}, {"start": 10991.060000000001, "end": 10993.060000000001, "text": " Whoa, that looks kinda cool."}, {"start": 10993.06, "end": 10997.06, "text": " What's up, man?"}, {"start": 10997.06, "end": 11000.06, "text": " Yeah, I leaked it open."}, {"start": 11000.06, "end": 11007.06, "text": " Okay, there's a guy named Diddy on my team who's shooting me."}, {"start": 11007.06, "end": 11011.06, "text": " Probably a 45% chance this guy's sniping."}, {"start": 11011.06, "end": 11018.06, "text": " What do you mean, real voice? What the fuck are you talking about, real voice?"}, {"start": 11018.06, "end": 11023.06, "text": " So who's getting this team, who's getting top of the league?"}, {"start": 11023.06, "end": 11025.06, "text": " Yo bro, you're eating in the mic."}, {"start": 11025.06, "end": 11027.06, "text": " Yeah, I'm scared."}, {"start": 11030.06, "end": 11032.06, "text": " What are we doing?"}, {"start": 11041.06, "end": 11043.06, "text": " So I got shot by a dinny."}, {"start": 11043.06, "end": 11045.06, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 11045.06, "end": 11047.06, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11071.619999999999, "end": 11073.619999999999, "text": " All right, I did a lot of"}, {"start": 11074.42, "end": 11080.34, "text": " Yo, did he did he shoot me again. I'm leaving the fucking game. I'm leaving the fucking game kid. I know you can hear me"}, {"start": 11086.220000000001, "end": 11088.220000000001, "text": " All right, listen, he has to play it okay"}, {"start": 11096.54, "end": 11102.140000000001, "text": " Case in sweet guys I saw case in sweet I saw it this morning and I saw it on stream"}, {"start": 11103.62, "end": 11105.62, "text": " So, Halliday's team later now."}, {"start": 11113.62, "end": 11115.62, "text": " Can I have it up now?"}, {"start": 11133.62, "end": 11156.820000000002, "text": " What the fuck am I?"}, {"start": 11156.82, "end": 11158.82, "text": " Can I have a dump now?"}, {"start": 11171.539999999999, "end": 11173.539999999999, "text": " Where am I going?"}, {"start": 11173.74, "end": 11175.74, "text": " Where am I?"}, {"start": 11175.74, "end": 11200.86, "text": " I don't know what I'm going on this map."}, {"start": 11200.86, "end": 11211.460000000001, "text": " board is fucking insane just don't make it weird okay for yourself bro"}, {"start": 11213.300000000001, "end": 11218.460000000001, "text": " I think there's only one person I can roll around like that and now they're French"}, {"start": 11218.460000000001, "end": 11227.1, "text": " Canadian that's your ass I'm French Canadian I'm sorry to hear that"}, {"start": 11227.1, "end": 11229.1, "text": " Are you sure about it, man?"}, {"start": 11229.1, "end": 11232.1, "text": " This French Canadian is a rough draw."}, {"start": 11237.1, "end": 11239.1, "text": " Fuck you, kid."}, {"start": 11253.1, "end": 11255.1, "text": " I don't see a soul tree, by the way."}, {"start": 11255.1, "end": 11257.1, "text": " Yeah, who don't want to be one mere on it"}, {"start": 11266.300000000001, "end": 11268.300000000001, "text": " Why are the people stacking?"}, {"start": 11270.300000000001, "end": 11272.300000000001, "text": " Is the own a would beat me"}, {"start": 11273.66, "end": 11275.5, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11275.5, "end": 11277.5, "text": " dead ass"}, {"start": 11280.78, "end": 11282.78, "text": " All right guys, I have the office over"}, {"start": 11282.78, "end": 11286.78, "text": " This is a good opportunity to use an AWP."}, {"start": 11286.78, "end": 11289.78, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 11289.78, "end": 11291.78, "text": " Move it, move it."}, {"start": 11301.78, "end": 11303.78, "text": " Can I have a Dapna?"}, {"start": 11312.78, "end": 11327.960000000001, "text": " God, this game feels so good, this game just feels like sacks on the ground, God, this"}, {"start": 11327.960000000001, "end": 11330.960000000001, "text": " game feels so good."}, {"start": 11330.960000000001, "end": 11337.960000000001, "text": " I'm sure"}, {"start": 11346.560000000001, "end": 11353.560000000001, "text": " he's gonna come here like I'm certain of it"}, {"start": 11353.56, "end": 11355.56, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11357.76, "end": 11359.76, "text": " Would you take that opportunity?"}, {"start": 11361.24, "end": 11367.1, "text": " Thank God this game has no kill cams. Oh my god. Yep one shot one kill"}, {"start": 11368.92, "end": 11372.439999999999, "text": " W. Jump out. Thank God this game has no kill"}, {"start": 11379.96, "end": 11381.96, "text": " Watch this"}, {"start": 11413.56, "end": 11429.119999999999, "text": " I'm really bad watch this out on a beat em"}, {"start": 11429.12, "end": 11436.12, "text": " and"}, {"start": 11440.52, "end": 11442.36, "text": " so you you get it"}, {"start": 11442.36, "end": 11443.84, "text": " jinkzy go go"}, {"start": 11443.84, "end": 11450.84, "text": " a"}, {"start": 11459.12, "end": 11469.12, "text": " of"}, {"start": 11469.12, "end": 11481.12, "text": " of"}, {"start": 11511.12, "end": 11514.6, "text": " I don't know man who would name themselves Jinxie in the game and"}, {"start": 11517.1, "end": 11519.1, "text": " Doesn't really hurt"}, {"start": 11525.52, "end": 11527.52, "text": " Don't be"}, {"start": 11531.880000000001, "end": 11534.320000000002, "text": " These guys are literally like literally bombs"}, {"start": 11541.12, "end": 11546.12, "text": " These guys are literally bomb."}, {"start": 11546.12, "end": 11548.12, "text": " It says you, you're tapping."}, {"start": 11548.12, "end": 11550.12, "text": " I'm bad, I'm not this bad."}, {"start": 11550.12, "end": 11553.12, "text": " These guys are fucking bad."}, {"start": 11559.12, "end": 11561.12, "text": " I'm getting ironic."}, {"start": 11561.12, "end": 11563.12, "text": " three lines, one on"}, {"start": 11565.6, "end": 11566.6, "text": " smoke it"}, {"start": 11568.980000000001, "end": 11570.980000000001, "text": " what would doft kill?"}, {"start": 11570.980000000001, "end": 11573.980000000001, "text": " these guys were planning to start making me feel so tall"}, {"start": 11575.28, "end": 11576.640000000001, "text": " what would doft kill?"}, {"start": 11586.160000000002, "end": 11587.36, "text": " what would doft kill?"}, {"start": 11591.12, "end": 11598.12, "text": " I just saw one at B going back towards spawn."}, {"start": 11598.12, "end": 11605.12, "text": " I'm going there."}, {"start": 11605.12, "end": 11616.12, "text": " I remember me as a hero."}, {"start": 11616.12, "end": 11623.12, "text": " the"}, {"start": 11626.28, "end": 11629.28, "text": " roadies guys just paid all my god"}, {"start": 11629.28, "end": 11636.28, "text": " I gave that advice for that I apologize"}, {"start": 11646.12, "end": 11648.12, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11663.84, "end": 11668.160000000002, "text": " Guys this is too easy like bro, bro, this is too fucking easy"}, {"start": 11668.76, "end": 11673.400000000001, "text": " We have harder opponents for wise takes the long to unlock premier man"}, {"start": 11706.12, "end": 11713.12, "text": " The last five."}, {"start": 11713.12, "end": 11724.12, "text": " It's a person."}, {"start": 11724.12, "end": 11727.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11727.12, "end": 11730.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11730.12, "end": 11745.6, "text": " what what from 8 and 4 not bad chat not bad fake recoil what do you mean fake"}, {"start": 11745.6, "end": 11750.720000000001, "text": " recoil your ass but you know what I like about CS like as soon as a round"}, {"start": 11750.72, "end": 11752.72, "text": " I'm challenged"}, {"start": 11766.32, "end": 11768.32, "text": " All right, you got this me, huh?"}, {"start": 11810.72, "end": 11815.72, "text": " Yo, yo guys, can I show you guys something, can I show you guys something?"}, {"start": 11815.72, "end": 11816.72, "text": " Yeah, no."}, {"start": 11816.72, "end": 11817.72, "text": " A big doppler."}, {"start": 11817.72, "end": 11820.72, "text": " What, uh, is that after 15 tests?"}, {"start": 11820.72, "end": 11821.72, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 11821.72, "end": 11823.72, "text": " Alright, alright, alright."}, {"start": 11823.72, "end": 11830.72, "text": " And I heard if we win the game, you're buying most points?"}, {"start": 11830.72, "end": 11837.72, "text": " Yeah, uh, we all get current but dopplers, right?"}, {"start": 11837.72, "end": 11839.72, "text": " I saw a red."}, {"start": 11839.72, "end": 11840.72, "text": " Flash behind."}, {"start": 11840.72, "end": 11842.72, "text": " Bear, definitely going B by the way."}, {"start": 11845.72, "end": 11847.72, "text": " It's all right."}, {"start": 11847.72, "end": 11849.72, "text": " Long has been planted."}, {"start": 11849.72, "end": 11851.72, "text": " That's a rare one."}, {"start": 11857.72, "end": 11859.72, "text": " Weighing down a smoke."}, {"start": 11859.72, "end": 11861.72, "text": " I got it, bro. Just move by. I got it."}, {"start": 11867.72, "end": 11890.619999999999, "text": " I mean the guy's blocking me intentionally like I'm just gonna shoot you in the fucking"}, {"start": 11890.62, "end": 11892.62, "text": " face I don't care"}, {"start": 11920.62, "end": 11930.62, "text": " I just hear him over my face."}, {"start": 11930.62, "end": 11935.220000000001, "text": " You're sitting, crouching up, waiting for me to do that."}, {"start": 11935.220000000001, "end": 11936.62, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 11936.62, "end": 11938.42, "text": " Like oh my fucking god."}, {"start": 11938.42, "end": 11945.02, "text": " See, I remember this is why I hated this game because like all people do is they just"}, {"start": 11945.02, "end": 11947.94, "text": " deny sound and play like rat."}, {"start": 11947.94, "end": 11952.42, "text": " It's like, in Siege, if you move, you have to make sound, but in CS, people just rat."}, {"start": 11952.42, "end": 11953.42, "text": " That's all they do."}, {"start": 11953.42, "end": 11954.42, "text": " They just rat it."}, {"start": 11954.42, "end": 11955.42, "text": " All they do."}, {"start": 11955.42, "end": 11956.42, "text": " They just rat."}, {"start": 11956.42, "end": 11957.42, "text": " That's all this game is."}, {"start": 11957.42, "end": 11958.42, "text": " They just rat it."}, {"start": 11958.42, "end": 11975.82, "text": " It's half ratting and half aim."}, {"start": 11975.82, "end": 11976.82, "text": " That's all people do on CS."}, {"start": 11976.82, "end": 11981.64, "text": " They just fucking literally just fucking rat and they slow walk around the map. It's so disgusting"}, {"start": 11982.42, "end": 11984.42, "text": " It's like you're literally playing a horror movie"}, {"start": 11987.82, "end": 11989.82, "text": " Maybe that's just in low ranks"}, {"start": 11990.82, "end": 11996.76, "text": " Don't worry. There's plenty of corners the whole game. Yep real reach me. That's fucking and beat me"}, {"start": 11996.76, "end": 12001.22, "text": " It's played though, right? That's you can so much me an m4, please if possible. Yes, sir"}, {"start": 12006.82, "end": 12007.66, "text": " Go, go, go."}, {"start": 12010.699999999999, "end": 12012.699999999999, "text": " You're C2, you shouldn't be."}, {"start": 12012.699999999999, "end": 12015.86, "text": " Yo bro, I wanna peek, I wanna have fun."}, {"start": 12015.86, "end": 12017.779999999999, "text": " I'm not trying to hide in the corner."}, {"start": 12017.779999999999, "end": 12019.779999999999, "text": " All right, this guy needs to get muted."}, {"start": 12021.98, "end": 12024.86, "text": " I wanna peek, I wanna have fun, I wanna fight."}, {"start": 12028.66, "end": 12031.38, "text": " That sounds like they're all gonna be."}, {"start": 12031.38, "end": 12034.22, "text": " They're just doing whatever the opposite of what I was."}, {"start": 12036.82, "end": 12043.82, "text": " I'm gonna get you."}, {"start": 12043.82, "end": 12046.82, "text": " Get on the plank, you guys can hear me."}, {"start": 12046.82, "end": 12047.82, "text": " Woohoo!"}, {"start": 12047.82, "end": 12052.82, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 12052.82, "end": 12073.82, "text": " I'm not gonna lie, this is better than Valorant, just on the simple fact that..."}, {"start": 12073.82, "end": 12079.82, "text": " Jesus Christ, this is tough to watch and I'm the one controlling the character."}, {"start": 12083.82, "end": 12085.82, "text": " Oh, we just called that unbucket."}, {"start": 12085.82, "end": 12087.82, "text": " That's the worst."}, {"start": 12089.82, "end": 12091.82, "text": " I'm just bad at the game here."}, {"start": 12091.82, "end": 12093.82, "text": " CS is better than Battle Red to stop the simple fact."}, {"start": 12093.82, "end": 12101.82, "text": " If you're a new player in CS, you either die to a gun or a grenade or a flash and then you die and it's like, okay."}, {"start": 12101.82, "end": 12104.58, "text": " In Valorant, you'll die to a flying lizard."}, {"start": 12105.58, "end": 12107.58, "text": " But listen, I'm trying to guess."}, {"start": 12108.58, "end": 12111.779999999999, "text": " Like in CS, if you die, bro, you actually know why you die."}, {"start": 12111.779999999999, "end": 12116.06, "text": " Dude, Jynxie, I looked at your street to see if it was you, and it looked like you were playing Rainbow Six."}, {"start": 12116.06, "end": 12117.06, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 12119.58, "end": 12122.3, "text": " I ain't gonna say no words."}, {"start": 12123.14, "end": 12125.14, "text": " Coming middle B, middle B, middle B."}, {"start": 12125.66, "end": 12127.66, "text": " She's angry right now, don't worry."}, {"start": 12128.02, "end": 12130.02, "text": " Yo, Diddy, I'm not angry."}, {"start": 12130.02, "end": 12132.52, "text": " Hey, Diddy, I'm not angry, you fucking freak!"}, {"start": 12135.82, "end": 12137.52, "text": " My attempt at survival is..."}, {"start": 12137.52, "end": 12140.52, "text": " You are angry, bro. You are angry. Admit it."}, {"start": 12142.02, "end": 12144.52, "text": " What the fuck is a D-Boy grenade?"}, {"start": 12146.52, "end": 12149.52, "text": " Oh my god! Oh my god! They're all Bs!"}, {"start": 12153.02, "end": 12154.52, "text": " Yo, Diddy, I'm gonna literally..."}, {"start": 12154.52, "end": 12156.52, "text": " I'm gonna shoot you in the face and you block the door."}, {"start": 12157.52, "end": 12158.52, "text": " I know you can hear me."}, {"start": 12160.02, "end": 12171.060000000001, "text": " I said they're all being just over no one to be like that what where am I this is equivalent"}, {"start": 12171.060000000001, "end": 12184.78, "text": " of a unranked lobby in Siege I guess they're all be there's not a soul be there all be"}, {"start": 12184.78, "end": 12185.78, "text": " No one's here."}, {"start": 12188.78, "end": 12189.78, "text": " One left, one left."}, {"start": 12202.78, "end": 12205.78, "text": " Bro, I thought you'd hear better than that."}, {"start": 12205.78, "end": 12207.78, "text": " SHUT THE FUCK UP!"}, {"start": 12207.78, "end": 12211.78, "text": " I feel better about my aim after that. I appreciate you."}, {"start": 12211.78, "end": 12212.74, "text": " It's teamwork."}, {"start": 12212.74, "end": 12214.24, "text": " Oh, it's teamwork."}, {"start": 12215.92, "end": 12216.76, "text": " Oh, great."}, {"start": 12216.76, "end": 12219.12, "text": " It's comedy night here in CS."}, {"start": 12219.12, "end": 12219.960000000001, "text": " It's good teamwork."}, {"start": 12219.960000000001, "end": 12222.400000000001, "text": " It's fucking comedy night in CS, okay?"}, {"start": 12222.400000000001, "end": 12223.24, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 12230.640000000001, "end": 12231.480000000001, "text": " Where are we going?"}, {"start": 12231.480000000001, "end": 12232.320000000002, "text": " Where are we going?"}, {"start": 12232.320000000002, "end": 12233.320000000002, "text": " Where are we going?"}, {"start": 12233.320000000002, "end": 12235.02, "text": " So we're going to lose, I think."}, {"start": 12236.880000000001, "end": 12237.720000000001, "text": " It's so funny."}, {"start": 12237.720000000001, "end": 12240.28, "text": " We were like, yeah, these guys are so bad, man."}, {"start": 12240.28, "end": 12241.720000000001, "text": " I'm not retired."}, {"start": 12241.720000000001, "end": 12242.720000000001, "text": " I wouldn't think it's so interesting."}, {"start": 12242.720000000001, "end": 12243.220000000001, "text": " Classic."}, {"start": 12247.2, "end": 12248.2, "text": " I'm walking it down the road."}, {"start": 12255.400000000001, "end": 12257.92, "text": " Would Jynxie use the flash right past the kid?"}, {"start": 12257.92, "end": 12259.04, "text": " You look him in the eyeballs."}, {"start": 12259.04, "end": 12260.76, "text": " You look him in the eyeballs and turn around."}, {"start": 12260.76, "end": 12263.720000000001, "text": " Put a sock in it."}, {"start": 12263.720000000001, "end": 12264.720000000001, "text": " I'm trying to bomb my gun, dude."}, {"start": 12264.720000000001, "end": 12265.720000000001, "text": " You're trying to bomb my gun."}, {"start": 12265.720000000001, "end": 12275.1, "text": " I didn't know he could come from there I didn't know he could come from there"}, {"start": 12275.1, "end": 12284.240000000002, "text": " Yo guys 6-7, 6-7"}, {"start": 12284.24, "end": 12286.24, "text": " My camera's destroyed."}, {"start": 12294.24, "end": 12296.24, "text": " Fajarra!"}, {"start": 12302.24, "end": 12304.24, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 12306.24, "end": 12310.24, "text": " Yo man, yo yo yo yo bro, your keyboard is really loud!"}, {"start": 12310.24, "end": 12317.24, "text": " Yes, whoever just went, boy don't drop one drop, don't drop one!"}, {"start": 12317.24, "end": 12321.24, "text": " Dude, that's the same kid that was eating his mic earlier."}, {"start": 12321.24, "end": 12324.24, "text": " That was eating pizza."}, {"start": 12324.24, "end": 12330.24, "text": " Bro, this guy's like up-literating his keyboard."}, {"start": 12330.24, "end": 12335.24, "text": " Drink two, put them up."}, {"start": 12335.24, "end": 12339.24, "text": " There's one on A."}, {"start": 12339.24, "end": 12340.56, "text": " Nice, nice, nice."}, {"start": 12340.56, "end": 12341.56, "text": " You clicked on your head."}, {"start": 12346.039999999999, "end": 12349.039999999999, "text": " Hey, Daddy, did he use a top?"}, {"start": 12349.039999999999, "end": 12350.52, "text": " You don't have to use a top."}, {"start": 12350.52, "end": 12352.76, "text": " Wow, Joe's calm."}, {"start": 12352.76, "end": 12354.88, "text": " God, I'm so hot."}, {"start": 12354.88, "end": 12355.68, "text": " Flantern the bomb."}, {"start": 12355.68, "end": 12356.18, "text": " I am."}, {"start": 12356.18, "end": 12356.68, "text": " Nice work."}, {"start": 12356.68, "end": 12358.039999999999, "text": " Flantern the bomb."}, {"start": 12358.039999999999, "end": 12360.44, "text": " Oh, sorry."}, {"start": 12360.44, "end": 12361.92, "text": " Nice, guys."}, {"start": 12361.92, "end": 12364.0, "text": " Let's hold now."}, {"start": 12364.0, "end": 12366.119999999999, "text": " Nice, guys."}, {"start": 12366.119999999999, "end": 12368.0, "text": " God, it just takes Diddy's help."}, {"start": 12368.0, "end": 12370.0, "text": " You are no help"}, {"start": 12373.68, "end": 12380.84, "text": " So bro, why would you name yourself diddy in CS man, why would you do that because I'm looping these niggas up, okay?"}, {"start": 12381.56, "end": 12384.6, "text": " Yo, oh my god. Where's the at no?"}, {"start": 12385.76, "end": 12389.92, "text": " You did like literally reported and muted bro. That's oh"}, {"start": 12391.04, "end": 12393.04, "text": " my god"}, {"start": 12393.32, "end": 12397.48, "text": " Like what bro like what the hell I apologize for the stranger"}, {"start": 12398.0, "end": 12415.76, "text": " I'll distract him when you push in."}, {"start": 12415.76, "end": 12422.76, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12422.76, "end": 12428.76, "text": " the"}, {"start": 12428.76, "end": 12432.76, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12432.76, "end": 12437.76, "text": " the"}, {"start": 12437.76, "end": 12442.76, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12442.76, "end": 12466.36, "text": " I'm going positive."}, {"start": 12466.36, "end": 12467.36, "text": " A car accident."}, {"start": 12467.36, "end": 12468.36, "text": " I'm 12 and 9."}, {"start": 12468.36, "end": 12470.36, "text": " well I'm 5 and 12"}, {"start": 12470.36, "end": 12472.36, "text": " let's go"}, {"start": 12472.36, "end": 12474.36, "text": " I have a 2k game ratio"}, {"start": 12474.36, "end": 12476.36, "text": " my keyboard is not good"}, {"start": 12476.36, "end": 12478.36, "text": " fuck yeah dude"}, {"start": 12484.36, "end": 12486.36, "text": " that was my knife so I just"}, {"start": 12486.36, "end": 12488.36, "text": " clapping it like this"}, {"start": 12488.36, "end": 12490.36, "text": " it was just swinging my knife so"}, {"start": 12495.36, "end": 12497.36, "text": " purple do you want to do the same thing on this track?"}, {"start": 12498.36, "end": 12501.36, "text": " you go in"}, {"start": 12501.36, "end": 12503.0, "text": " what am i doing?"}, {"start": 12503.0, "end": 12504.84, "text": " sick fucking flashbang, do you ever heard that word?"}, {"start": 12504.84, "end": 12506.12, "text": " i tried to"}, {"start": 12506.12, "end": 12509.44, "text": " i tried to move in cs, my bad"}, {"start": 12509.44, "end": 12511.08, "text": " yo, hey"}, {"start": 12511.08, "end": 12512.44, "text": " my bad guys"}, {"start": 12512.44, "end": 12516.400000000001, "text": " i'm so- i tried to move in counter-strike"}, {"start": 12516.400000000001, "end": 12518.28, "text": " what am i thinking?"}, {"start": 12518.28, "end": 12521.52, "text": " what the fuck am i thinking?"}, {"start": 12521.52, "end": 12524.52, "text": " i tried to move in this game"}, {"start": 12528.36, "end": 12541.44, "text": " I tried to move in CS, like what the fuck is wrong with me?"}, {"start": 12541.44, "end": 12542.44, "text": " You make me horny."}, {"start": 12542.44, "end": 12543.84, "text": " Bro shut up!"}, {"start": 12543.84, "end": 12546.0, "text": " Stick the cake."}, {"start": 12546.0, "end": 12555.560000000001, "text": " Yo, leakcheck twitter, hi guys, what is this, bro?"}, {"start": 12555.560000000001, "end": 12556.880000000001, "text": " End the stream, I'm tired."}, {"start": 12556.880000000001, "end": 12567.880000000001, "text": " can leave man look guys all we got to do is coordinate up to all five of us hit the same"}, {"start": 12567.880000000001, "end": 12573.920000000002, "text": " time. Is anybody up for a little five man A?"}, {"start": 12573.92, "end": 12580.56, "text": " I'm over follower so you tell me what to do"}, {"start": 12580.56, "end": 12583.04, "text": " what we're doing now I'm working"}, {"start": 12583.04, "end": 12585.76, "text": " Mr. Dade each and all your way all the"}, {"start": 12585.76, "end": 12588.56, "text": " leaders five minute five minute five"}, {"start": 12588.56, "end": 12590.72, "text": " minute"}, {"start": 12592.960000000001, "end": 12598.72, "text": " I'll open the door and I'll start and then push through the last minute"}, {"start": 12603.92, "end": 12628.92, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12628.92, "end": 12635.92, "text": " Go off, get in the car."}, {"start": 12635.92, "end": 12644.92, "text": " Hey, nice."}, {"start": 12644.92, "end": 12649.92, "text": " What a work."}, {"start": 12649.92, "end": 12654.92, "text": " I gotta get the hang of this thing here."}, {"start": 12654.92, "end": 12655.92, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 12655.92, "end": 12657.92, "text": " Yeah, I could get the hang of this, man."}, {"start": 12657.92, "end": 12659.92, "text": " I'll give you one of these for that."}, {"start": 12661.92, "end": 12663.92, "text": " This guy's just jerking off."}, {"start": 12664.92, "end": 12666.92, "text": " Now is the time!"}, {"start": 12669.92, "end": 12670.92, "text": " Go on A again."}, {"start": 12682.92, "end": 12684.92, "text": " Sounded like a great job for you, Mr. Billy."}, {"start": 12684.92, "end": 12689.56, "text": " I was completely flashless, hard life out of the garage, jean c"}, {"start": 12705.0, "end": 12707.0, "text": " oh my god that was nasty"}, {"start": 12714.92, "end": 12716.92, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12724.36, "end": 12726.36, "text": " Said the"}, {"start": 12732.76, "end": 12737.44, "text": " Check his stream see if he's still playing or if he gave the controls to somebody else alright"}, {"start": 12739.6, "end": 12741.6, "text": " Jamin that's back-to-back three case"}, {"start": 12744.92, "end": 12749.56, "text": " I just want to unlock premier and I'll actually play this shit. I don't want to play this"}, {"start": 12767.92, "end": 12769.92, "text": " Hey, can we walk in can we do that nitty?"}, {"start": 12804.92, "end": 12807.9, "text": " And that's not a fake chat legitimately. Thank you"}, {"start": 12809.04, "end": 12813.12, "text": " Never pick up an off ever again, bro. I'm nine and one with the opera right now"}, {"start": 12814.72, "end": 12818.1, "text": " See I'll stub your toe with two HP it's learning"}, {"start": 12820.24, "end": 12822.24, "text": " Unmute"}, {"start": 12826.28, "end": 12830.56, "text": " Yo, get it you better win this well, I will I will"}, {"start": 12834.92, "end": 12838.16, "text": " I've done good enough for an unimmune. Thanks, Jinxy."}, {"start": 12843.76, "end": 12846.08, "text": " Why peek, Denny? Why? Why peek the last guy?"}, {"start": 12846.08, "end": 12847.08, "text": " Because, because."}, {"start": 12847.08, "end": 12848.86, "text": " Just so the way it's done, I go for the close."}, {"start": 12848.86, "end": 12850.64, "text": " You have found a way to do it."}, {"start": 12851.06, "end": 12853.86, "text": " That sounds like something with somebody with a micro-peanut."}, {"start": 12855.94, "end": 12856.94, "text": " No."}, {"start": 12856.94, "end": 12858.94, "text": " Guys, wait, one more round and we win, right?"}, {"start": 12858.94, "end": 12859.94, "text": " Everybody, two more. We need two more."}, {"start": 12859.94, "end": 12860.94, "text": " Two. Two more."}, {"start": 12860.94, "end": 12862.94, "text": " Two more. Two more. Don't you worry."}, {"start": 12892.94, "end": 12899.94, "text": " I don't know, I kind of fall fucked up because I try to buy it for that guy I have money."}, {"start": 12903.94, "end": 12906.94, "text": " Uh, this is looking like a plan I had to buy."}, {"start": 12913.94, "end": 12915.94, "text": " Like, why? Okay, this game is shit."}, {"start": 12915.94, "end": 12918.94, "text": " Why when I get shot I move slower? Why would you?"}, {"start": 12918.94, "end": 12920.94, "text": " I'm just gonna switch to movement."}, {"start": 12920.94, "end": 12928.1, "text": " This game is fucking shit. When I get shot, I move slower. Like, what the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 12929.300000000001, "end": 12931.300000000001, "text": " Why would you ever do that?"}, {"start": 12939.800000000001, "end": 12946.08, "text": " Because it's realistic. Guys, if you get shot in real life, you just kind of bleed out on the floor. You don't move slower."}, {"start": 12946.380000000001, "end": 12948.380000000001, "text": " You just instantly die."}, {"start": 12950.94, "end": 12957.94, "text": " please speak. I pray to god."}, {"start": 12980.94, "end": 12985.94, "text": " Oh, he's in the back corner!"}, {"start": 12985.94, "end": 12990.94, "text": " He was going towards B there, though."}, {"start": 12990.94, "end": 12993.94, "text": " Okay, so I'm assuming the back corner means..."}, {"start": 12993.94, "end": 13003.94, "text": " I'm just so gross, man."}, {"start": 13003.94, "end": 13010.94, "text": " One more round boys and we'll never have to talk to each other ever again."}, {"start": 13010.94, "end": 13013.94, "text": " Thanks."}, {"start": 13013.94, "end": 13017.94, "text": " You're very welcome."}, {"start": 13017.94, "end": 13020.94, "text": " How many more UK's do I need?"}, {"start": 13033.94, "end": 13040.94, "text": " I shot over his head. I shot right over his head. Oh my God."}, {"start": 13040.94, "end": 13050.94, "text": " I shot him like an off crutch. I think the off is like the best gun in the game."}, {"start": 13050.94, "end": 13059.94, "text": " You move like it hurts? Look, I got 22 kills."}, {"start": 13059.94, "end": 13061.94, "text": " We've gone"}, {"start": 13062.42, "end": 13064.86, "text": " There's no way we still go"}, {"start": 13066.140000000001, "end": 13070.34, "text": " If you such this one be five, I'll give you $1,000 paypal if you watch this one"}, {"start": 13070.34, "end": 13075.460000000001, "text": " Yeah, if you actually go where was that option when I was did he put a sock in it?"}, {"start": 13076.42, "end": 13078.42, "text": " You two jinx"}, {"start": 13078.86, "end": 13080.86, "text": " that's a"}, {"start": 13081.300000000001, "end": 13083.94, "text": " Not even tempting it's gonna be an honest, okay?"}, {"start": 13084.42, "end": 13089.42, "text": " $2,000 paypal if you want to do that, dude, I'm not 13 years old. That means nothing to me"}, {"start": 13089.94, "end": 13094.94, "text": " Yeah, make a 10 cast. That's worth really spicy."}, {"start": 13094.94, "end": 13096.94, "text": " Hey, we let him lock in. We let him lock in. He's got it."}, {"start": 13105.94, "end": 13107.94, "text": " Is this why I like Jeff Mezos?"}, {"start": 13108.94, "end": 13110.94, "text": " It does not matter. There's five of them."}, {"start": 13115.94, "end": 13117.94, "text": " Nice shot. Nice shot."}, {"start": 13117.94, "end": 13124.78, "text": " You could have offered me a hundred thousand dollars. It would be nothing for me. I mean you spent that on I think World Series"}, {"start": 13126.28, "end": 13129.0, "text": " On poor again in game"}, {"start": 13131.18, "end": 13133.78, "text": " Do you want a okay give me any"}, {"start": 13142.34, "end": 13144.34, "text": " Thank you, thank you"}, {"start": 13147.94, "end": 13160.54, "text": " Was that not a shot did I shoot him or no"}, {"start": 13168.140000000001, "end": 13170.5, "text": " You'd have 23 kills shot pretty good game"}, {"start": 13172.220000000001, "end": 13174.54, "text": " It was but you move yes, oh"}, {"start": 13177.94, "end": 13181.960000000001, "text": " Why is my shirt? All right, diddy. I'm watching you. Oh, thank you"}, {"start": 13194.140000000001, "end": 13198.24, "text": " That angles black that angles actually gross"}, {"start": 13200.5, "end": 13206.04, "text": " All right, I'm not even gonna lie about it. Good shot. Just be honest. Thank you. Thank you. I just did behind behind behind"}, {"start": 13237.94, "end": 13244.94, "text": " out you got bomb go be just go be"}, {"start": 13244.94, "end": 13246.94, "text": " just 7 and 20"}, {"start": 13253.94, "end": 13255.94, "text": " I thought he was thinking stay back here"}, {"start": 13255.94, "end": 13256.94, "text": " stay back here"}, {"start": 13256.94, "end": 13257.94, "text": " stay back here"}, {"start": 13257.94, "end": 13258.94, "text": " go he's over here"}, {"start": 13258.94, "end": 13259.94, "text": " I'm gonna"}, {"start": 13264.94, "end": 13265.94, "text": " he's holding back in place"}, {"start": 13267.94, "end": 13269.94, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 13269.94, "end": 13271.94, "text": " I found this down."}, {"start": 13271.94, "end": 13273.94, "text": " I've seen this."}, {"start": 13275.94, "end": 13277.94, "text": " Okay, maybe I was wrong."}, {"start": 13277.94, "end": 13279.94, "text": " Maybe you killed Joe."}, {"start": 13281.94, "end": 13283.94, "text": " Wait. Oh shit. I forgot the time."}, {"start": 13283.94, "end": 13285.94, "text": " It sucks. It sucks, sucking."}, {"start": 13285.94, "end": 13287.94, "text": " That's all I know. It does. It does."}, {"start": 13287.94, "end": 13289.94, "text": " It really sucks."}, {"start": 13289.94, "end": 13291.94, "text": " It does. It does. Oh my god."}, {"start": 13291.94, "end": 13293.94, "text": " I just got the game yesterday."}, {"start": 13293.94, "end": 13295.94, "text": " I don't know what to do."}, {"start": 13295.94, "end": 13301.7, "text": " I mean, you did pretty good for getting the game yesterday."}, {"start": 13301.7, "end": 13303.460000000001, "text": " We lost to a level 0."}, {"start": 13303.460000000001, "end": 13305.460000000001, "text": " Oh, that's the pain."}, {"start": 13305.460000000001, "end": 13307.460000000001, "text": " How does he have a 0-point?"}, {"start": 13311.300000000001, "end": 13313.140000000001, "text": " I'm CS'd out, bro."}, {"start": 13313.140000000001, "end": 13316.26, "text": " Like, I can only play one game of CS Maximum."}, {"start": 13316.26, "end": 13320.1, "text": " Dude, it's everybody creeps around and sits in corners."}, {"start": 13320.1, "end": 13323.86, "text": " I don't know how about Pro League, but like, everybody creeps around and sits in corners"}, {"start": 13323.86, "end": 13327.04, "text": " and they just shift walks and they make zero noise so like you can't even hear, there's"}, {"start": 13327.04, "end": 13332.84, "text": " no audio, you get no audio, and then when you get shot, you move slow, all your teammates"}, {"start": 13332.84, "end": 13335.24, "text": " are 45 years old and they're aiming with their penis."}, {"start": 13335.24, "end": 13339.640000000001, "text": " Like, I don't know, I want to unlock Premiere and see where I can end up, but I don't know"}, {"start": 13339.640000000001, "end": 13346.74, "text": " if I have the wits to like, I don't know if I can grind to Premiere bro, my god."}, {"start": 13346.74, "end": 13349.640000000001, "text": " It's literally R6, it's literally not R6."}, {"start": 13349.64, "end": 13352.88, "text": " In R6, when you move, you have to make sound."}, {"start": 13352.88, "end": 13355.24, "text": " Unless you're using cavera, silent step,"}, {"start": 13355.24, "end": 13357.119999999999, "text": " when you move, you have to make sound."}, {"start": 13357.119999999999, "end": 13359.68, "text": " So there's actually skill expression with audio."}, {"start": 13359.68, "end": 13361.039999999999, "text": " In CS, it's just,"}, {"start": 13368.599999999999, "end": 13370.119999999999, "text": " like no one makes any noise."}, {"start": 13370.119999999999, "end": 13372.56, "text": " It's like a fucking horror movie."}, {"start": 13372.56, "end": 13374.4, "text": " It's like a fucking horror movie, bro."}, {"start": 13379.64, "end": 13386.42, "text": " Literally R6, yo bro, for the NICE TIME!"}, {"start": 13386.42, "end": 13392.16, "text": " In R6, when you move, it creates audio, no matter what, unless you're using cavera with"}, {"start": 13392.16, "end": 13393.16, "text": " a silent step."}, {"start": 13393.16, "end": 13396.359999999999, "text": " So then there's actually skill expression with noise."}, {"start": 13396.359999999999, "end": 13400.4, "text": " In CS, you can 5 man shift walk and make no noise."}, {"start": 13400.4, "end": 13402.76, "text": " It's literally a horror movie."}, {"start": 13402.76, "end": 13409.16, "text": " Then, better yet, when you get shot in CS, your player moves slower."}, {"start": 13409.16, "end": 13414.72, "text": " It's like, and then all my teammates are 49 years old aiming with their fucking penis."}, {"start": 13414.72, "end": 13416.92, "text": " They literally shoot circles around people."}, {"start": 13416.92, "end": 13419.92, "text": " Me, oh, I haven't played in a month and I top-tracked."}, {"start": 13419.92, "end": 13429.8, "text": " How's that even possible?"}, {"start": 13429.8, "end": 13432.28, "text": " Skill and R6 in the same sentence."}, {"start": 13432.28, "end": 13437.119999999999, "text": " Bro, are you like, yo, yo, yo, are you that ass?"}, {"start": 13437.12, "end": 13439.2, "text": " CS is not your main game, you know nothing about CS."}, {"start": 13439.2, "end": 13446.880000000001, "text": " I agree, I'll say this, in my personal experience, when I play CSGO in low ranks, because I'm"}, {"start": 13446.880000000001, "end": 13453.28, "text": " not even at a premiere amount, when I play CSGO, I have like 20, 30 hours of playtime."}, {"start": 13453.28, "end": 13459.12, "text": " Nine times out of ten, my teammates are 45 years old, they're aiming with their weakness,"}, {"start": 13459.12, "end": 13464.240000000002, "text": " they're aiming with their cock, like they're whipping mags on like people that are fucking"}, {"start": 13464.240000000002, "end": 13465.640000000001, "text": " right in front of them."}, {"start": 13465.64, "end": 13471.119999999999, "text": " On top of that, everyone is just shif walking in quarters, everyone is just shif walking"}, {"start": 13471.119999999999, "end": 13478.119999999999, "text": " in quarters."}, {"start": 13478.119999999999, "end": 13483.119999999999, "text": " Everyone is just in a corner of my name."}, {"start": 13483.119999999999, "end": 13494.119999999999, "text": " Yo, uh, yo man, can you remove your mic from your throat please?"}, {"start": 13494.12, "end": 13496.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 13496.12, "end": 13498.12, "text": " That Jixi soundboard?"}, {"start": 13498.12, "end": 13500.12, "text": " That's a Jixi?"}, {"start": 13500.12, "end": 13502.12, "text": " That's a IZ it."}, {"start": 13502.12, "end": 13504.12, "text": " Hold up, Jax, one second."}, {"start": 13504.12, "end": 13506.12, "text": " Young fail!"}, {"start": 13506.12, "end": 13508.12, "text": " Either Jixi can never hit camera 3."}, {"start": 13510.12, "end": 13512.12, "text": " I'm gonna out of delay cause I'm gonna get sniped on this game."}, {"start": 13512.12, "end": 13514.12, "text": " Hold up, let me out of fucking delay."}, {"start": 13524.12, "end": 13537.36, "text": " It's a story about places you had game Rest in peace, fly high, fly low, guys I'm not"}, {"start": 13537.36, "end": 13538.36, "text": " bad."}, {"start": 13538.36, "end": 13546.04, "text": " I just farted into the chair Yeah, I'll say this, I'm sure CS will be more"}, {"start": 13546.04, "end": 13550.68, "text": " fun when I get to like a higher rank, but oh right now I just want to die."}, {"start": 13550.68, "end": 13557.68, "text": " I'm not sure if you can see it."}, {"start": 13557.68, "end": 13560.68, "text": " Yes I can!"}, {"start": 13560.68, "end": 13561.68, "text": " Oh boy, located."}, {"start": 13561.68, "end": 13562.68, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 13562.68, "end": 13563.68, "text": " Cactus!"}, {"start": 13563.68, "end": 13564.68, "text": " Get your 1W Cactus in the chat!"}, {"start": 13564.68, "end": 13565.68, "text": " W Cactus matter!"}, {"start": 13565.68, "end": 13566.68, "text": " That's a fuckin' jammer."}, {"start": 13566.68, "end": 13567.68, "text": " Grind him with the OD and you're the same skill."}, {"start": 13567.68, "end": 13568.68, "text": " Yeah, I've definitely tried to see up to that."}, {"start": 13568.68, "end": 13586.18, "text": " I'm also down to grind league with all that"}, {"start": 13586.18, "end": 13588.18, "text": " 5 seconds"}, {"start": 13588.18, "end": 13590.18, "text": " Swim in bags!"}, {"start": 13590.18, "end": 13592.18, "text": " Not for it, look"}, {"start": 13592.18, "end": 13594.18, "text": " Ready to engage"}, {"start": 13594.18, "end": 13596.18, "text": " Well, I gotta say this, too, bro"}, {"start": 13596.18, "end": 13598.18, "text": " I know"}, {"start": 13598.18, "end": 13600.18, "text": " I should know what to do to work"}, {"start": 13600.18, "end": 13602.18, "text": " I enjoy it"}, {"start": 13602.18, "end": 13604.18, "text": " I'll kill yourself, though"}, {"start": 13604.18, "end": 13606.18, "text": " Real"}, {"start": 13612.18, "end": 13615.18, "text": " What? I was the third I made out of metal!"}, {"start": 13615.18, "end": 13617.18, "text": " I shot him five times!"}, {"start": 13617.18, "end": 13619.18, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 13622.18, "end": 13624.18, "text": " What just happened?"}, {"start": 13624.18, "end": 13628.18, "text": " He cacked us with the 20 gifted WCAC gift!"}, {"start": 13629.18, "end": 13632.18, "text": " He cacked us with the 20 gifted WCAC gift that I fucking love you WCAC in the chat!"}, {"start": 13633.18, "end": 13635.18, "text": " Alright, I'll get you."}, {"start": 13635.18, "end": 13637.18, "text": " To be to. Good start."}, {"start": 13637.18, "end": 13639.18, "text": " I got a big window."}, {"start": 13639.18, "end": 13641.18, "text": " Okay, honestly, I thought I shot the rent, but I'm not sure."}, {"start": 13641.18, "end": 13643.18, "text": " They're both going?"}, {"start": 13643.18, "end": 13647.14, "text": " No, let me get real quick, let me get real quick."}, {"start": 13647.14, "end": 13652.26, "text": " I enjoy playing CS, like I like playing CS, bits and pieces."}, {"start": 13652.26, "end": 13657.86, "text": " Bro, I enjoy playing League, like so much more, because League there's just so much"}, {"start": 13657.86, "end": 13660.06, "text": " skill expression, and I love it."}, {"start": 13660.06, "end": 13664.18, "text": " Even though I'm Iron, I just want to learn the game."}, {"start": 13664.18, "end": 13668.78, "text": " Like in CS, like I'm sure there's a lot of stuff that I can learn about CS, like obviously"}, {"start": 13668.78, "end": 13678.820000000002, "text": " I know I could learn a bunch of shit about CS, but the amount of shit I have to learn"}, {"start": 13678.820000000002, "end": 13680.820000000002, "text": " in League is just so fun to me."}, {"start": 13680.820000000002, "end": 13683.78, "text": " Like it reminds me when I started playing Siege, how much should I learn when I started"}, {"start": 13683.78, "end": 13684.78, "text": " playing Siege?"}, {"start": 13684.78, "end": 13693.220000000001, "text": " Like, I haven't liked the game as much as Siege since I started playing League a month"}, {"start": 13693.220000000001, "end": 13694.220000000001, "text": " ago."}, {"start": 13694.220000000001, "end": 13697.7, "text": " I played League every day for like 25 days."}, {"start": 13697.7, "end": 13699.02, "text": " Literally."}, {"start": 13699.02, "end": 13700.02, "text": " Literally, bro."}, {"start": 13702.54, "end": 13705.300000000001, "text": " Cause I like games with like really steep learning gaps."}, {"start": 13705.300000000001, "end": 13706.740000000002, "text": " Like chess also."}, {"start": 13706.740000000002, "end": 13708.500000000002, "text": " Like I just like learning stuff."}, {"start": 13708.500000000002, "end": 13712.02, "text": " CS, I feel like it's a lot of just mechanical skill."}, {"start": 13712.02, "end": 13714.420000000002, "text": " Which like, I'm on a fucking mouse and keyboard"}, {"start": 13714.420000000002, "end": 13715.740000000002, "text": " and I'm not that good at math."}, {"start": 13715.740000000002, "end": 13717.260000000002, "text": " I'm not bad."}, {"start": 13717.260000000002, "end": 13719.900000000001, "text": " I'm better than my fucking teammates, that's for sure."}, {"start": 13719.900000000001, "end": 13721.18, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 13721.18, "end": 13723.02, "text": " I had a guy go seven and 20."}, {"start": 13724.220000000001, "end": 13727.300000000001, "text": " You like League more than Siege."}, {"start": 13727.300000000001, "end": 13734.220000000001, "text": " No, I said I haven't liked the game as much as I like League since I got into Siege."}, {"start": 13734.220000000001, "end": 13737.220000000001, "text": " When I got into Siege, it's like 10 hours ago, it reminds me of when I got into League."}, {"start": 13737.220000000001, "end": 13745.02, "text": " Like, I just want to learn shit."}, {"start": 13745.02, "end": 13746.420000000002, "text": " But you're ass at all three."}, {"start": 13746.420000000002, "end": 13747.420000000002, "text": " Hi, guys."}, {"start": 13747.420000000002, "end": 13748.420000000002, "text": " Time out, MJ."}, {"start": 13748.420000000002, "end": 13749.420000000002, "text": " I'm not doing this shit."}, {"start": 13749.420000000002, "end": 13750.420000000002, "text": " Hi, guys."}, {"start": 13750.420000000002, "end": 13751.420000000002, "text": " Time out, MJ."}, {"start": 13751.42, "end": 13775.34, "text": " Don't provide the dead game. League of Legends is the biggest game in the world. What do"}, {"start": 13775.34, "end": 13777.34, "text": " What do you mean, dead game?"}, {"start": 13777.34, "end": 13779.34, "text": " Where are you typing?"}, {"start": 13779.34, "end": 13781.34, "text": " Up for is located at the front."}, {"start": 13781.34, "end": 13783.34, "text": " You ready for hostile action."}, {"start": 13783.34, "end": 13785.34, "text": " You live in a fucking rock?"}, {"start": 13785.34, "end": 13787.34, "text": " The door is blocked!"}, {"start": 13787.34, "end": 13789.34, "text": " It's the biggest game in the world!"}, {"start": 13795.34, "end": 13797.34, "text": " Bro, hi guys. I feel like I'm lagging, man."}, {"start": 13797.34, "end": 13799.34, "text": " Let me close out of my other tabs."}, {"start": 13799.34, "end": 13801.34, "text": " I feel like I'm lagging, though."}, {"start": 13801.34, "end": 13803.34, "text": " Well, that's probably why I have rock in the open"}, {"start": 13803.34, "end": 13810.380000000001, "text": " Lee open and Brian open. Watch, early free fire, my seat is gonna crash."}, {"start": 13820.62, "end": 13826.06, "text": " What just happened? That was the weirdest exchange I've ever seen."}, {"start": 13833.34, "end": 13842.78, "text": " Minecraft is- oh you're right."}, {"start": 13842.78, "end": 13844.26, "text": " Minecraft might actually be more popular than League."}, {"start": 13844.26, "end": 13845.26, "text": " Chev, what's more popular?"}, {"start": 13845.26, "end": 13846.26, "text": " Minecraft or League?"}, {"start": 13846.26, "end": 13847.26, "text": " Goodbye."}, {"start": 13847.26, "end": 13857.1, "text": " I synchronized the punch with the explosion of the grenade so you couldn't hear me punch"}, {"start": 13857.1, "end": 13858.1, "text": " it."}, {"start": 13888.1, "end": 13893.1, "text": " I'm in position."}, {"start": 13893.1, "end": 13898.1, "text": " I'm in position."}, {"start": 13898.1, "end": 13906.1, "text": " Alright, we have 30 more seconds to burn the smoke, which means that's going to buy me enough time to rotate back to side."}, {"start": 13906.1, "end": 13912.1, "text": " Oh, nice one."}, {"start": 13912.1, "end": 13919.1, "text": " I swear to God I'm not kidding."}, {"start": 13937.1, "end": 13939.1, "text": " Holy one-sided angle."}, {"start": 13939.1, "end": 13944.1, "text": " You can drown me, I don't care. It's all about composure now."}, {"start": 13944.1, "end": 13946.1, "text": " 15 seconds left."}, {"start": 13949.1, "end": 13950.1, "text": " 30 seconds to go."}, {"start": 13950.1, "end": 13954.1, "text": " So, he went all the way upstairs. Wow."}, {"start": 13957.1, "end": 13961.1, "text": " He went all the way upstairs, and they coordinated when that guy spread his wings for me."}, {"start": 13961.1, "end": 13964.1, "text": " I think I'm playing against like TSM or something."}, {"start": 13964.1, "end": 13966.1, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 13966.1, "end": 13969.1, "text": " Oh my god, that's actually insane."}, {"start": 13969.1, "end": 13972.1, "text": " I'm legitimately impressed. I'm not even kidding."}, {"start": 13972.1, "end": 13974.1, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 13974.1, "end": 13976.1, "text": " Did that actually just happen?"}, {"start": 13986.1, "end": 13989.1, "text": " Why is everything like stuttering?"}, {"start": 13989.1, "end": 13992.1, "text": " It's all like stuttering. I don't know how to explain it."}, {"start": 13992.1, "end": 13994.1, "text": " Everything's stuttering."}, {"start": 13996.1, "end": 14002.1, "text": " They're just better get over it. Yo bro, this is because somebody killed me. It doesn't mean they're better than me."}, {"start": 14002.1, "end": 14007.1, "text": " I've died to a copper before. Does that mean a copper's better than me?"}, {"start": 14007.1, "end": 14010.1, "text": " Someone's gonna say yes."}, {"start": 14014.1, "end": 14019.1, "text": " Bro, if I go off this game and we win, I think I'll have a 2KD. I'm not a bomb."}, {"start": 14019.1, "end": 14021.1, "text": " Yes, alright."}, {"start": 14051.1, "end": 14053.1, "text": " 10 seconds, 2 and 3."}, {"start": 14053.1, "end": 14057.1, "text": " Should have just shot it, but that was a social experiment to see if you would just stare at me."}, {"start": 14057.1, "end": 14058.1, "text": " 5 seconds."}, {"start": 14058.1, "end": 14060.1, "text": " I'm so sorry bro. Bye bye."}, {"start": 14062.1, "end": 14063.1, "text": " 4 is low."}, {"start": 14063.1, "end": 14066.1, "text": " So I was gonna spawnpeek, but you read things, so now I'm not gonna spawnpeek."}, {"start": 14066.1, "end": 14068.1, "text": " Are you fucking stupid?"}, {"start": 14068.1, "end": 14070.1, "text": " I was literally gonna spawnpeek."}, {"start": 14201.1, "end": 14212.94, "text": " All right, not looking good Queen e5 Bishop g7 chat. I was on chest four hours ago. What are you guys typing?"}, {"start": 14213.98, "end": 14218.54, "text": " Legitimately, what the fuck are you guys typing bro? I've been on chest in six hours"}, {"start": 14220.62, "end": 14222.62, "text": " What"}, {"start": 14222.62, "end": 14228.12, "text": " Bro has zero clutches in his entire life. No chat. I like it keep up the hate watch just watch"}, {"start": 14228.12, "end": 14230.12, "text": " I'm gonna finish this game with like 16 kills"}, {"start": 14231.1, "end": 14240.34, "text": " Mark my words. Lego Batman time. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. I have a Minecraft marathon coming"}, {"start": 14240.34, "end": 14246.5, "text": " up in a week, bro. I'll do Lego Batman probably after that or the last of us, man. All right."}, {"start": 14246.5, "end": 14251.140000000001, "text": " I'm going to get around to it. Sure you will. Cap. Yo, I'm out of my word. I'm not going"}, {"start": 14251.14, "end": 14261.74, "text": " scam most bro. You're aiming with your penis. Jinxie, new chest update. Yo, tell me what"}, {"start": 14261.74, "end": 14266.939999999999, "text": " the fuck they could have did to bomb. Do a chest update. No seriously, what did they"}, {"start": 14266.939999999999, "end": 14274.039999999999, "text": " do? Can bishops fly now? This guy just typed new chest update. What the fuck could they"}, {"start": 14274.039999999999, "end": 14279.119999999999, "text": " have updated? What could I was on the game three hours ago? What could they have possibly"}, {"start": 14279.12, "end": 14290.0, "text": " updated bishops have wings now no hate you just suck can't be they were the"}, {"start": 14290.0, "end": 14293.28, "text": " ten gifted it can't be just keep it a chest I think I'm gonna hit five or"}, {"start": 14293.28, "end": 14299.04, "text": " you go tomorrow okay not even kidding not even kidding not even getting"}, {"start": 14299.04, "end": 14307.76, "text": " they're releasing chess to borrow this for emeralds you actually believe a bomb"}, {"start": 14307.76, "end": 14313.76, "text": " but be located yo guys if possible it's locked in here man it's fine"}, {"start": 14313.76, "end": 14316.72, "text": " oh buddy"}, {"start": 14321.84, "end": 14325.92, "text": " someone's shitting in the mic all your kills"}, {"start": 14325.92, "end": 14330.16, "text": " are"}, {"start": 14330.16, "end": 14332.960000000001, "text": " all my kills are baited i got zero"}, {"start": 14332.960000000001, "end": 14334.960000000001, "text": " I'm a last work controller."}, {"start": 14337.960000000001, "end": 14339.960000000001, "text": " We're gonna get a bomb."}, {"start": 14339.960000000001, "end": 14340.960000000001, "text": " We'll get them both!"}, {"start": 14340.960000000001, "end": 14342.960000000001, "text": " We need to carry a hot-hot-hot-hot."}, {"start": 14342.960000000001, "end": 14344.960000000001, "text": " I have a gun now on the enemy."}, {"start": 14344.960000000001, "end": 14345.960000000001, "text": " You're at risk."}, {"start": 14345.960000000001, "end": 14348.960000000001, "text": " I'm gonna carry a trot while we're coming up."}, {"start": 14362.960000000001, "end": 14383.2, "text": " Okay, so Chad remember the thing I said about the whole 16 kills thing we can throw that"}, {"start": 14383.2, "end": 14385.2, "text": " out the fucker."}, {"start": 14387.2, "end": 14391.2, "text": " Let's recover the diffuser. Down to one friendly."}, {"start": 14403.2, "end": 14406.2, "text": " Or didn't this guy just say I was baiting?"}, {"start": 14407.2, "end": 14409.2, "text": " Didn't this guy just say I was baiting?"}, {"start": 14409.2, "end": 14411.2, "text": " The diffuser is now."}, {"start": 14413.2, "end": 14422.76, "text": " Well, I guess if they all peek it's gonna work out."}, {"start": 14422.76, "end": 14424.76, "text": " You will play Rocket League."}, {"start": 14424.76, "end": 14428.560000000001, "text": " Yo, Billbreed, you're not gonna order me around."}, {"start": 14428.560000000001, "end": 14433.400000000001, "text": " I was on it an hour ago, man."}, {"start": 14463.4, "end": 14468.4, "text": " All right guys, we're gonna go downstairs. All we got to do is just break this."}, {"start": 14468.4, "end": 14471.4, "text": " Yes, stop and don't shut up."}, {"start": 14474.4, "end": 14475.4, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 14478.4, "end": 14487.4, "text": " Yo, is this like, is this, is this, is this really happening right now? Like it, this is an Emerald Helo lobby on PC."}, {"start": 14487.4, "end": 14492.8, "text": " Shut up. Okay. I was going to say, all we're going to do is break the hatch, get a Monty"}, {"start": 14492.8, "end": 14498.359999999999, "text": " down back stairs and the game is unusable. Let me try again. Yo, guys, is there a way"}, {"start": 14498.359999999999, "end": 14501.52, "text": " we can get a Monty back stairs and then I'll break the hatch?"}, {"start": 14501.52, "end": 14502.52, "text": " Yo. Fuck you."}, {"start": 14502.52, "end": 14503.52, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14503.52, "end": 14506.56, "text": " Dude, you're trash, but you play controller, bro."}, {"start": 14506.56, "end": 14507.56, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14507.56, "end": 14508.56, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14508.56, "end": 14509.56, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14509.56, "end": 14516.76, "text": " Is this like evil rainbow six siege? What did I download today? Hi, guys. I get into"}, {"start": 14516.76, "end": 14521.92, "text": " the game it's like stuttering my games like stuttering and lagging and my"}, {"start": 14521.92, "end": 14530.16, "text": " teammates are like evil I have evil teammates we need to locate a bomb yo so"}, {"start": 14530.16, "end": 14536.08, "text": " because I'm a controller you're telling yourself wait a minute it's actually"}, {"start": 14536.08, "end": 14541.64, "text": " jinx it yo guys is there a way we can get a montane to push back stairs and then"}, {"start": 14541.64, "end": 14546.96, "text": " Outbreak the meeting hatch. I just need one operator out of y'all. You know, bro. I got you"}, {"start": 14547.64, "end": 14549.64, "text": " Alright, I just see you know what?"}, {"start": 14550.32, "end": 14552.32, "text": " You have no three"}, {"start": 14552.359999999999, "end": 14554.359999999999, "text": " My gate. I'm Mickey. I'm up to"}, {"start": 14556.039999999999, "end": 14561.519999999999, "text": " I didn't hit emerald three. I like carried every game. What's this guy saying, man? I"}, {"start": 14564.039999999999, "end": 14566.039999999999, "text": " Like dolo emerald three"}, {"start": 14567.64, "end": 14569.64, "text": " Five seconds to go"}, {"start": 14571.64, "end": 14572.84, "text": " What would Don't has to do?"}, {"start": 14572.84, "end": 14575.64, "text": " Oh, probably I'm so capable of acting tonight, too, mate, right now."}, {"start": 14581.64, "end": 14583.64, "text": " You're not the one. I thought it was a shot on board."}, {"start": 14591.64, "end": 14592.14, "text": " Reloading!"}, {"start": 14592.14, "end": 14593.64, "text": " What is this bandit doing?"}, {"start": 14593.64, "end": 14596.64, "text": " Like, what the fuck is this fucking bandit doing?"}, {"start": 14626.64, "end": 14631.64, "text": " one freezer one freezer freezer gore sweet"}, {"start": 14639.24, "end": 14642.24, "text": " jacy come play it"}, {"start": 14647.32, "end": 14651.32, "text": " nice oh yeah"}, {"start": 14651.32, "end": 14666.8, "text": " nice guys nice guys yo um yo who is the copper guy on our team does he have a microphone?"}, {"start": 14666.8, "end": 14671.199999999999, "text": " yeah bro what's going on boss? what's happening right now?"}, {"start": 14671.199999999999, "end": 14676.199999999999, "text": " not much bro are you playing evil r6?"}, {"start": 14676.2, "end": 14677.720000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14677.720000000001, "end": 14680.44, "text": " Yo, what like, me, ho?"}, {"start": 14680.44, "end": 14682.12, "text": " I'm not even kidding."}, {"start": 14682.12, "end": 14685.480000000001, "text": " If this guy left the game, we'd have the same productivity."}, {"start": 14685.480000000001, "end": 14686.320000000002, "text": " No."}, {"start": 14692.6, "end": 14695.240000000002, "text": " No assists in five rounds."}, {"start": 14695.240000000002, "end": 14698.480000000001, "text": " You haven't shot a body in five rounds."}, {"start": 14703.44, "end": 14705.720000000001, "text": " Yo, I love keeping, we should do the exact same thing, bro."}, {"start": 14705.720000000001, "end": 14707.36, "text": " Monty back stairs to auto win."}, {"start": 14707.36, "end": 14708.960000000001, "text": " They bad monster, they bad monster."}, {"start": 14708.960000000001, "end": 14710.240000000002, "text": " Oh, shy sir."}, {"start": 14710.240000000002, "end": 14711.080000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14711.080000000002, "end": 14712.840000000002, "text": " Should we go Blitz?"}, {"start": 14712.840000000002, "end": 14714.720000000001, "text": " Nah, cause then they just shoot his feet."}, {"start": 14714.720000000001, "end": 14717.2, "text": " Just, if you're gonna go Blitz, run elbow."}, {"start": 14718.240000000002, "end": 14719.68, "text": " We need to locate a bomb."}, {"start": 14721.560000000001, "end": 14723.6, "text": " No, no, no, it's not Elbully."}, {"start": 14723.6, "end": 14724.920000000002, "text": " I don't have Blitz, I'm not gonna."}, {"start": 14724.920000000002, "end": 14727.2, "text": " My teammates told me to shut up and kill myself."}, {"start": 14727.2, "end": 14730.12, "text": " And I have a guy going 0 and 5."}, {"start": 14730.12, "end": 14732.240000000002, "text": " 0 and 5 with no assists."}, {"start": 14732.24, "end": 14736.119999999999, "text": " and my teammates told me to kill myself!"}, {"start": 14737.38, "end": 14739.14, "text": " And he hasn't done anything!"}, {"start": 14753.24, "end": 14754.58, "text": " Insertion in 10 seconds."}, {"start": 14757.82, "end": 14759.58, "text": " That got under your skin, huh?"}, {"start": 14759.58, "end": 14764.86, "text": " Yeah, if somebody goes 0 and 5 with no assists and then tells me to die"}, {"start": 14764.86, "end": 14769.42, "text": " I thought you were being like a troll like a soundboard guy"}, {"start": 14775.42, "end": 14779.58, "text": " I thought they were all dead there. I'm not even gonna lie to you. I bet they were all dead. I'm not even kidding"}, {"start": 14819.58, "end": 14826.58, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14826.58, "end": 14830.58, "text": " the"}, {"start": 14830.58, "end": 14833.58, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14833.58, "end": 14839.58, "text": " the"}, {"start": 14839.58, "end": 14844.58, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14844.58, "end": 14846.58, "text": " y'all coming right up"}, {"start": 14850.38, "end": 14852.9, "text": " There's the box the box"}, {"start": 14867.92, "end": 14869.92, "text": " All right, let's go see"}, {"start": 14874.58, "end": 14883.58, "text": " Nice job."}, {"start": 14883.58, "end": 14894.02, "text": " Really good, Murphless."}, {"start": 14894.02, "end": 14895.02, "text": " And Carrie."}, {"start": 14895.02, "end": 14896.02, "text": " Carrie."}, {"start": 14896.02, "end": 14897.02, "text": " Carrie."}, {"start": 14897.02, "end": 14898.02, "text": " You're Carrie?"}, {"start": 14898.02, "end": 14899.02, "text": " Uh, okay."}, {"start": 14899.02, "end": 14900.02, "text": " Yo, yo, yo."}, {"start": 14900.02, "end": 14904.02, "text": " Are we watching the same fucking game?"}, {"start": 14904.02, "end": 14918.02, "text": " or once in the same game the fuck I'm getting launched I'm getting lost by this guy"}, {"start": 14925.02, "end": 14932.7, "text": " have I said evil chat plus evil R6 wait Jinxie why play the PC why am I"}, {"start": 14932.7, "end": 14937.5, "text": " playing in PC lobbies yes what I'm tracking a solo queue to champion on"}, {"start": 14937.5, "end": 14941.1, "text": " PC this season and it's going pretty well right now"}, {"start": 14941.1, "end": 14945.140000000001, "text": " oh nice you're trying to locate a bomb"}, {"start": 14945.140000000001, "end": 14949.460000000001, "text": " you're boosting a copper you're bro you got it bro"}, {"start": 14949.460000000001, "end": 14954.980000000001, "text": " how much time is it like three weeks I'm gonna get it I'm gonna get you if I"}, {"start": 14954.980000000001, "end": 14959.58, "text": " have to do a fucking 20 hour siege stream to get it I will"}, {"start": 14959.58, "end": 14962.74, "text": " All right, a roaming to the top."}, {"start": 14962.74, "end": 14964.74, "text": " The chocos followed Piki."}, {"start": 14964.74, "end": 14965.74, "text": " Yo, Thatcher."}, {"start": 14965.74, "end": 14968.74, "text": " I need you to push me away from me."}, {"start": 14968.74, "end": 14969.74, "text": " Wait, three seasons in ten days?"}, {"start": 14969.74, "end": 14970.74, "text": " Oh my god, he's actually right."}, {"start": 14970.74, "end": 14971.74, "text": " Okay, is that about time to get champed?"}, {"start": 14971.74, "end": 14972.74, "text": " It should be, right?"}, {"start": 14972.74, "end": 14973.74, "text": " You must locate and defuse the bomb."}, {"start": 14973.74, "end": 14980.74, "text": " 10 seconds to insert wait three seasons in 10 days. Oh my god, he's actually right."}, {"start": 14980.74, "end": 14985.74, "text": " Is that about time to get champed? It should be right."}, {"start": 14985.74, "end": 14990.74, "text": " You must locate and defuse the bomb. If I need to, I'll do a long ass right"}, {"start": 14990.74, "end": 14992.74, "text": " I should have on the last day."}, {"start": 14998.74, "end": 15000.74, "text": " I think I'm going to try and get that one."}, {"start": 15005.74, "end": 15008.74, "text": " I gotta stop playing League in the mornings and play ranked."}, {"start": 15012.74, "end": 15014.74, "text": " You're a snake. This guy's in the closet."}, {"start": 15014.74, "end": 15016.74, "text": " Is there a way you could- wait up! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet!"}, {"start": 15020.74, "end": 15022.74, "text": " All right, you can need it now native"}, {"start": 15037.26, "end": 15039.26, "text": " Let's go"}, {"start": 15043.26, "end": 15045.26, "text": " So chocolate"}, {"start": 15045.26, "end": 15055.14, "text": " So I said thatcher, yo thatcher I need you to get the shit off of him."}, {"start": 15055.14, "end": 15056.14, "text": " One off four remaining."}, {"start": 15056.14, "end": 15057.16, "text": " Last guy got it, got it, got it, got it."}, {"start": 15057.16, "end": 15058.16, "text": " This just mattered to me once, but my god."}, {"start": 15058.16, "end": 15059.16, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 15059.16, "end": 15060.16, "text": " I've four eliminated."}, {"start": 15060.16, "end": 15061.16, "text": " Score."}, {"start": 15061.16, "end": 15062.16, "text": " Congratulations, successful."}, {"start": 15062.16, "end": 15063.16, "text": " Jack did I not say thatcher, he's gonna push the bridge with me and the wall's electric."}, {"start": 15063.16, "end": 15064.16, "text": " I'm gonna go get him."}, {"start": 15064.16, "end": 15068.16, "text": " Jack, did I not say Patrick is gonna push the bridge with me and the wall's electric?"}, {"start": 15075.16, "end": 15079.16, "text": " Bro, but Jack, it's like little things. Like, if he would have naded the door and not listened,"}, {"start": 15079.16, "end": 15082.16, "text": " and the bandit would have, uh, but not I. Like, I wouldn't have killed the bandit."}, {"start": 15082.16, "end": 15083.16, "text": " But because he waited, it's just..."}, {"start": 15083.16, "end": 15085.16, "text": " He definitely told Patrick that, bro."}, {"start": 15088.16, "end": 15089.16, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 15090.16, "end": 15093.16, "text": " Yo, go... go up, go up, go up."}, {"start": 15094.16, "end": 15095.539999999999, "text": " We don't have the right ops for them."}, {"start": 15095.539999999999, "end": 15099.039999999999, "text": " It's the Cade and Mera band."}, {"start": 15099.039999999999, "end": 15100.88, "text": " Who do I play?"}, {"start": 15100.88, "end": 15102.44, "text": " Who do I play?"}, {"start": 15102.44, "end": 15103.32, "text": " Walt and I was good."}, {"start": 15103.32, "end": 15105.119999999999, "text": " Like, if you play Bandit, they won't get the wall."}, {"start": 15105.119999999999, "end": 15105.84, "text": " Am I loud?"}, {"start": 15105.84, "end": 15107.2, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 15107.2, "end": 15108.08, "text": " What do you want me to play?"}, {"start": 15108.08, "end": 15109.84, "text": " This is all me."}, {"start": 15109.84, "end": 15110.36, "text": " It's all good."}, {"start": 15110.36, "end": 15112.44, "text": " If you guys, I think if we just chill inside and band"}, {"start": 15112.44, "end": 15114.28, "text": " at the wall, I'll be annoying and master,"}, {"start": 15114.28, "end": 15115.52, "text": " and then they're just going to stall out"}, {"start": 15115.52, "end": 15117.96, "text": " because nobody knows how to attack and right."}, {"start": 15117.96, "end": 15118.48, "text": " All right, yeah."}, {"start": 15118.48, "end": 15123.52, "text": " Secure the bomb."}, {"start": 15123.52, "end": 15136.039999999999, "text": " Yeah, give me all those drones."}, {"start": 15136.039999999999, "end": 15139.56, "text": " Bitch."}, {"start": 15139.56, "end": 15145.76, "text": " Yeah, give me all those zones bitch"}, {"start": 15151.199999999999, "end": 15154.48, "text": " Hey, Jamesy, I hate you time out Bezzix"}, {"start": 15154.48, "end": 15157.48, "text": " I see you, Kenny."}, {"start": 15157.48, "end": 15159.48, "text": " 10 seconds."}, {"start": 15159.48, "end": 15162.48, "text": " Activate jamming."}, {"start": 15162.48, "end": 15164.48, "text": " 5 seconds."}, {"start": 15167.48, "end": 15172.48, "text": " Increase surveillance on bombs, up for hazard infuser."}, {"start": 15178.48, "end": 15181.48, "text": " We don't reinforce that at the moment."}, {"start": 15184.48, "end": 15186.48, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15187.279999999999, "end": 15189.279999999999, "text": " Guys on the fell one thing"}, {"start": 15203.08, "end": 15205.08, "text": " Coming up like"}, {"start": 15214.48, "end": 15234.48, "text": " I'm watching"}, {"start": 15264.48, "end": 15274.48, "text": " another one"}, {"start": 15274.48, "end": 15282.48, "text": " last one trophy, last one"}, {"start": 15282.48, "end": 15290.48, "text": " he's low low low low"}, {"start": 15290.48, "end": 15294.48, "text": " Jinxy, you're the best! You're the best, Jinxy!"}, {"start": 15297.48, "end": 15299.48, "text": " Champ's gonna be easy now."}, {"start": 15301.48, "end": 15305.48, "text": " Let's fucking go, man. First game of the day, just ride into another fucking carry, dude."}, {"start": 15305.48, "end": 15307.48, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 15311.48, "end": 15316.48, "text": " Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes."}, {"start": 15316.48, "end": 15325.48, "text": " Report this Merb? Who's this Merb? What's Merb? I'm on my main account. What do you mean report this Merb? I'm level 1400 on this account."}, {"start": 15325.48, "end": 15335.48, "text": " Jinxy, can you do a lube reveal or review? Okay, no. Now, Ron gave me a good idea yesterday. Chat, we should do a beer mukbang."}, {"start": 15335.48, "end": 15343.48, "text": " I should do a stream where I literally tried like 30 beers or 40 beers and just get literally housed."}, {"start": 15343.48, "end": 15347.32, "text": " Yo XD banana, I'm not joining your party man. Please stop"}, {"start": 15356.48, "end": 15358.48, "text": " Anything to drink L alcoholic"}, {"start": 15362.16, "end": 15369.08, "text": " Hard attack incoming no guys guys. I wouldn't be like housing 30 beers. I would be what's a call I"}, {"start": 15369.08, "end": 15372.92, "text": " I would be fucking right what is happening with this kid yo ex the banana"}, {"start": 15373.36, "end": 15376.0, "text": " Literally fuck yourself like literally go fuck himself. I"}, {"start": 15376.92, "end": 15380.44, "text": " Would it be drinking 30 beers chat? I would be trying 30 years"}, {"start": 15381.0, "end": 15383.0, "text": " like super"}, {"start": 15384.039999999999, "end": 15387.88, "text": " Do a drug muckbang next you a laxative muckbang"}, {"start": 15388.76, "end": 15390.76, "text": " Evo alcoholic"}, {"start": 15390.76, "end": 15392.76, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15397.36, "end": 15401.84, "text": " What yo bro, I can hear my voice in your mic"}, {"start": 15404.68, "end": 15411.58, "text": " It's me from last game were you on my team or on the other yeah, no no we were on the table"}, {"start": 15411.58, "end": 15414.14, "text": " Oh, you were the guy that told me to kill myself, right?"}, {"start": 15414.14, "end": 15422.699999999999, "text": " Oh, I swear I thought you were a guy doing a soundboard. I swear I swear"}, {"start": 15423.42, "end": 15426.26, "text": " Cuz cuz like it was just too good to be true"}, {"start": 15428.859999999999, "end": 15430.859999999999, "text": " All right, bro, let's win the game, bro"}, {"start": 15433.66, "end": 15435.66, "text": " Yeah, I got you for the care"}, {"start": 15436.5, "end": 15438.4, "text": " And I think it's your one"}, {"start": 15438.4, "end": 15441.48, "text": " Jenny all this in my mattress three on PC. I actually want to show you guys this"}, {"start": 15441.48, "end": 15450.48, "text": " This like dude, you're going to literally get a boner looking at this. I'm not even kidding. Bro. Look at my mattress three on PC. This is all solo queue."}, {"start": 15450.48, "end": 15453.48, "text": " Like literally all solo queue."}, {"start": 15460.48, "end": 15463.48, "text": " Which at what's my PC name? I don't even know our PC names."}, {"start": 15463.48, "end": 15465.48, "text": " We have us what is my PC name?"}, {"start": 15471.48, "end": 15474.76, "text": " Wait, what if I look up Jake's peak and then switch to the connect?"}, {"start": 15474.76, "end": 15476.76, "text": " Chad, wait, what is my movie connect name?"}, {"start": 15476.76, "end": 15478.76, "text": " How do I know what it is?"}, {"start": 15478.76, "end": 15490.76, "text": " You had, here we go, Chad, here's my match history on PCC, it's okay."}, {"start": 15490.76, "end": 15496.48, "text": " Five and two, win, six and four, ten and two, ten and four, thirteen and four, nine and"}, {"start": 15496.48, "end": 15497.48, "text": " three, six and four."}, {"start": 15497.48, "end": 15500.42, "text": " I think I have like a two point something Katie in my last like"}, {"start": 15509.22, "end": 15511.22, "text": " Is this supposed to be impressive"}, {"start": 15519.939999999999, "end": 15522.32, "text": " Do a condom mukbang muts"}, {"start": 15527.48, "end": 15529.48, "text": " So you get destroyed, CD Prime."}, {"start": 15530.48, "end": 15532.48, "text": " Reloading! Company!"}, {"start": 15543.48, "end": 15544.48, "text": " Reloading."}, {"start": 15549.48, "end": 15550.48, "text": " Wall secured!"}, {"start": 15557.48, "end": 15586.48, "text": " I wish there was a way to know you're in the car."}, {"start": 15586.48, "end": 15591.76, "text": " you're in the good old days before you've actually left"}, {"start": 15593.72, "end": 15596.68, "text": " wait"}, {"start": 15597.279999999999, "end": 15602.039999999999, "text": " bottom way bottom way like on the beepers open area be found"}, {"start": 15602.039999999999, "end": 15605.84, "text": " that's Calvin yo guys that was joking me"}, {"start": 15605.84, "end": 15607.84, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15612.56, "end": 15614.56, "text": " Drop elevator"}, {"start": 15617.4, "end": 15619.4, "text": " They're like on me"}, {"start": 15626.72, "end": 15628.72, "text": " To me lobby"}, {"start": 15628.720000000001, "end": 15643.480000000001, "text": " You got it, boy. Tell me you've pre-fired me, I've got it. Tell me you've pre-fired me."}, {"start": 15643.480000000001, "end": 15648.960000000001, "text": " That's why holding angles is not always the best thing you can do."}, {"start": 15648.960000000001, "end": 15649.960000000001, "text": " One friendly romantic."}, {"start": 15649.960000000001, "end": 15660.960000000001, "text": " He actually, he actually put up so much more than he had."}, {"start": 15660.960000000001, "end": 15665.960000000001, "text": " He popped his special scanner as the lion went off, it felt so good."}, {"start": 15665.960000000001, "end": 15670.880000000001, "text": " Well chat, we finally made it to PC Champ, cause that guy had a champ banner and the other"}, {"start": 15670.880000000001, "end": 15674.400000000001, "text": " guy had a champ banner."}, {"start": 15674.4, "end": 15680.4, "text": " I mean not current champ but you get the point."}, {"start": 15680.4, "end": 15681.4, "text": " That guy's a champ banner."}, {"start": 15681.4, "end": 15687.24, "text": " The guy that breathes out like these guys look decent."}, {"start": 15687.24, "end": 15693.359999999999, "text": " You have the reaction time of a sloth appreciate that Devin."}, {"start": 15693.359999999999, "end": 15695.68, "text": " Jinxie do a penis unboxing."}, {"start": 15695.68, "end": 15697.64, "text": " How the fuck would that even work?"}, {"start": 15697.64, "end": 15698.64, "text": " Literally."}, {"start": 15698.64, "end": 15700.359999999999, "text": " Bro how the fuck would that work?"}, {"start": 15700.359999999999, "end": 15702.279999999999, "text": " Longest Jinxie stream of the year."}, {"start": 15702.28, "end": 15704.36, "text": " Yo, y'all set it up as a part time, you guys set it up."}, {"start": 15704.36, "end": 15708.08, "text": " So, yeah chat, now we're doing everyday six hour streams."}, {"start": 15708.08, "end": 15709.560000000001, "text": " Since y'all set it up as a part timer."}, {"start": 15709.560000000001, "end": 15712.26, "text": " Bro, today might even be more than six hours, man."}, {"start": 15714.92, "end": 15717.76, "text": " You had signs of depression"}, {"start": 15718.640000000001, "end": 15723.320000000002, "text": " from a long line of sin in your face"}, {"start": 15723.320000000002, "end": 15726.960000000001, "text": " tells a story about place."}, {"start": 15726.960000000001, "end": 15728.800000000001, "text": " Six hours is long."}, {"start": 15728.800000000001, "end": 15731.44, "text": " Me, ho, I might even do seven, bro."}, {"start": 15731.44, "end": 15732.880000000001, "text": " I might even do seven, bro."}, {"start": 15736.960000000001, "end": 15740.4, "text": " I might even do a seven hour stream, six or seven hours."}, {"start": 15740.4, "end": 15742.0, "text": " I'm just gonna secure the bombs."}, {"start": 15744.0, "end": 15747.36, "text": " So, if you stopped into a locker room,"}, {"start": 15747.36, "end": 15749.480000000001, "text": " why don't we go here again?"}, {"start": 15749.480000000001, "end": 15751.960000000001, "text": " Hi, it's out of the Sam C players at all, man."}, {"start": 15751.960000000001, "end": 15754.84, "text": " We have like one of the best sites in the game."}, {"start": 15754.84, "end": 15757.66, "text": " And I understand, we lost, like we went in here, whatever."}, {"start": 15757.66, "end": 15759.800000000001, "text": " You can go up top first, I don't care."}, {"start": 15759.800000000001, "end": 15761.0, "text": " We have the best site,"}, {"start": 15761.0, "end": 15766.16, "text": " like one of the best sites in the game we get literally destroyed and then go and"}, {"start": 15766.16, "end": 15769.76, "text": " then go up I sort of stay"}, {"start": 15769.76, "end": 15771.76, "text": " Whoa, fortified!"}, {"start": 15776.76, "end": 15779.76, "text": " chat what the fuck is that fucking emote?"}, {"start": 15779.76, "end": 15781.76, "text": " five seconds left"}, {"start": 15781.76, "end": 15805.76, "text": " I need to get kills there top score windows say windows to I think yes I"}, {"start": 15805.76, "end": 15830.72, "text": " win this there's one main lobby"}, {"start": 15860.720000000001, "end": 15886.720000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 15886.720000000001, "end": 15888.720000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15891.68, "end": 15893.68, "text": " Have square"}, {"start": 15901.480000000001, "end": 15904.560000000001, "text": " Yo, get on my top square cam. Can I flank it or no?"}, {"start": 15906.640000000001, "end": 15908.640000000001, "text": " Let me check"}, {"start": 15908.880000000001, "end": 15912.560000000001, "text": " It's gone it's gone, but there is one elevator one elevator"}, {"start": 15916.720000000001, "end": 15922.320000000002, "text": " there's one up one up white stairs and one's elevators"}, {"start": 15930.320000000002, "end": 15934.12, "text": " okay you pre-aimed that"}, {"start": 15934.12, "end": 15949.12, "text": " This guy is walling, he shot my teammate through the wall three times then flicked on me."}, {"start": 15949.12, "end": 15954.12, "text": " Hi guys, what's up man?"}, {"start": 15954.12, "end": 15959.12, "text": " I'm playing right, so what do you want to try?"}, {"start": 15959.12, "end": 15960.12, "text": " What's up with you, man?"}, {"start": 15960.12, "end": 15961.12, "text": " I'm back, I'm back."}, {"start": 15961.12, "end": 15962.12, "text": " Jax, I just wanted to check in."}, {"start": 15962.12, "end": 15969.12, "text": " Do you potentially have a Silver 2 on your team from last game?"}, {"start": 15969.12, "end": 15970.12, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15970.12, "end": 15971.12, "text": " What about him?"}, {"start": 15971.12, "end": 15972.12, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15972.12, "end": 15974.12, "text": " That guy is cheating his death off, buddy."}, {"start": 15974.12, "end": 15975.12, "text": " You're getting rolled back."}, {"start": 15975.12, "end": 15977.12, "text": " Wait, you mean this guy right here is cheating?"}, {"start": 15977.12, "end": 15978.12, "text": " How do you know?"}, {"start": 15978.12, "end": 15979.12, "text": " He's one of two."}, {"start": 15979.12, "end": 15981.12, "text": " Yeah, pull up his tracker."}, {"start": 15981.12, "end": 15991.12, "text": " This is the guy on my team."}, {"start": 15991.12, "end": 15992.12, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15992.12, "end": 15993.12, "text": " 2.14 KD."}, {"start": 15993.12, "end": 15996.12, "text": " That started playing the game 2.14 KD."}, {"start": 15996.12, "end": 15998.12, "text": " I mean, he could just be a smurf."}, {"start": 15998.12, "end": 16000.12, "text": " What's his head shop percentage?"}, {"start": 16000.12, "end": 16009.12, "text": " Oh, wow."}, {"start": 16009.12, "end": 16011.12, "text": " Oh, in your game, but you see that?"}, {"start": 16011.12, "end": 16015.36, "text": " In your game, he drove 13 kills with a 91 headshot."}, {"start": 16015.36, "end": 16018.400000000001, "text": " Yo, silver two guy."}, {"start": 16018.400000000001, "end": 16019.6, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 16019.6, "end": 16022.0, "text": " Yo, bro, are you cheating?"}, {"start": 16022.0, "end": 16024.08, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, I'm legit."}, {"start": 16024.08, "end": 16025.880000000001, "text": " Well, why are you on a brand new account?"}, {"start": 16025.880000000001, "end": 16029.12, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 16029.12, "end": 16029.68, "text": " For me."}, {"start": 16033.12, "end": 16034.2, "text": " He's one and two."}, {"start": 16034.2, "end": 16037.160000000002, "text": " Like if he's cheating, you know, he's not very impressive."}, {"start": 16037.16, "end": 16042.56, "text": " Well, he has an AD and an 85% headshot percentage, and his account was covered last season."}, {"start": 16042.56, "end": 16044.56, "text": " Like a whole set."}, {"start": 16044.56, "end": 16051.16, "text": " Um, yeah, it's okay, so it's his friend's account, but on his main account, he's at 1.3 champ."}, {"start": 16052.16, "end": 16055.16, "text": " I was looking a little suspicious for you, I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 16055.16, "end": 16058.16, "text": " No, I swear I'm not cheating."}, {"start": 16059.16, "end": 16062.16, "text": " You can tell by his movement, and hey."}, {"start": 16062.16, "end": 16065.16, "text": " So, on top of his life, you're not cheating?"}, {"start": 16065.16, "end": 16071.32, "text": " No, no, like on everything my mother's life. Yes, I'm not cheating. Can you get ashes?"}, {"start": 16073.24, "end": 16074.52, "text": " Yeah, I'm not cheating either. Just"}, {"start": 16076.76, "end": 16080.76, "text": " Nobody was wondering. Increase surveillance on bombs up for hazardous user."}, {"start": 16083.24, "end": 16089.24, "text": " If I played two games, like carry the first game, just root to all of them. Can you get ashes, please?"}, {"start": 16089.24, "end": 16091.88, "text": " I'm like, never. They're pushing, they're pushing dirt."}, {"start": 16095.3, "end": 16097.3, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16100.68, "end": 16103.48, "text": " It's Monty, and I don't know what else yeah monkey dirt"}, {"start": 16109.94, "end": 16111.94, "text": " Lortes"}, {"start": 16125.16, "end": 16128.16, "text": " Still there."}, {"start": 16128.16, "end": 16132.16, "text": " How do you like, what am I playing?"}, {"start": 16132.16, "end": 16135.16, "text": " Why am I getting re-fired every round?"}, {"start": 16135.16, "end": 16137.16, "text": " Oh my god, is that got controller?"}, {"start": 16137.16, "end": 16138.16, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 16138.16, "end": 16139.16, "text": " There's one like upstairs."}, {"start": 16139.16, "end": 16141.16, "text": " He definitely hurt me, but I keep getting re-fired."}, {"start": 16141.16, "end": 16143.16, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 16148.16, "end": 16151.16, "text": " Alright, well let's watch this, let's watch this guy."}, {"start": 16151.16, "end": 16153.16, "text": " So high fives, this is the guy, right?"}, {"start": 16153.16, "end": 16160.16, "text": " Let's see, bro. This is the guy that has a 85% headshot percentage of 2KD, but he could just be a smurf who was just farming in conflict."}, {"start": 16161.16, "end": 16162.16, "text": " Getting server hatch."}, {"start": 16163.16, "end": 16164.16, "text": " Yeah, you might be fried."}, {"start": 16165.16, "end": 16166.16, "text": " I'm never fried."}, {"start": 16167.16, "end": 16168.16, "text": " Yeah, I'm fried."}, {"start": 16172.16, "end": 16173.16, "text": " Thirding's easier."}, {"start": 16183.16, "end": 16193.16, "text": " um"}, {"start": 16193.16, "end": 16195.16, "text": " What's the"}, {"start": 16195.16, "end": 16197.16, "text": " bag from 2024."}, {"start": 16197.16, "end": 16199.16, "text": " These guys count last season."}, {"start": 16199.16, "end": 16200.16, "text": " What's happening though?"}, {"start": 16200.16, "end": 16209.16, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 16209.16, "end": 16210.16, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 16210.16, "end": 16224.16, "text": " I mean, nothing's been out of the ordinary yet."}, {"start": 16224.16, "end": 16227.84, "text": " Throwing impact."}, {"start": 16227.84, "end": 16228.84, "text": " I need help."}, {"start": 16228.84, "end": 16229.84, "text": " Asper is main account."}, {"start": 16229.84, "end": 16232.84, "text": " Yeah, that's what I'm going to do after this."}, {"start": 16232.84, "end": 16234.84, "text": " Yeah, I'm on to getting grim."}, {"start": 16234.84, "end": 16237.28, "text": " All right, yeah, here he is."}, {"start": 16237.28, "end": 16239.28, "text": " they're so bad"}, {"start": 16239.28, "end": 16241.28, "text": " they better go for the flank"}, {"start": 16245.28, "end": 16247.28, "text": " smartz"}, {"start": 16258.28, "end": 16261.28, "text": " yo, uh, Azami, what is your main account?"}, {"start": 16261.28, "end": 16263.28, "text": " you said your main account is a champ, what's your main account?"}, {"start": 16267.28, "end": 16273.720000000001, "text": " I don't want to drop it. Just drop it. Hey, can you ban that account if I'm smurfing on this one?"}, {"start": 16275.44, "end": 16277.44, "text": " Bro, I actually don't even"}, {"start": 16280.6, "end": 16282.6, "text": " No, I don't know"}, {"start": 16283.36, "end": 16286.0, "text": " Put the fear of God in this guy. He's scared"}, {"start": 16289.12, "end": 16293.2, "text": " No, no, no, no, like I know actually it is my friends account. I bought it"}, {"start": 16293.880000000001, "end": 16296.16, "text": " So what like bro? Why why?"}, {"start": 16297.28, "end": 16301.68, "text": " Why are you not on your main that we're already in like champion low anyways? What's the point of being on this account?"}, {"start": 16302.76, "end": 16304.44, "text": " we"}, {"start": 16304.44, "end": 16308.12, "text": " Your cheaters, bro. It's a little lower. There's a lot of cheaters in the lobbies"}, {"start": 16312.28, "end": 16316.880000000001, "text": " Spider-man pointing at spider-man chip bro, I don't know man"}, {"start": 16318.52, "end": 16325.52, "text": " Like you know your stats make sense if you just farm copper lobbies for like I mean if you have a 2k ad that kind of"}, {"start": 16325.52, "end": 16332.76, "text": " make sense and 85% of jobs. You want me to drop? Well, bro, if your main account isn't"}, {"start": 16332.76, "end": 16337.48, "text": " banned for cheating, sure. Okay, yeah, yeah, he just dropped it some time. That's that's"}, {"start": 16337.48, "end": 16341.32, "text": " why they didn't use your drone to locate a bomb."}, {"start": 16344.68, "end": 16353.08, "text": " That sounds of depression on my long line of seeing in your face."}, {"start": 16355.52, "end": 16368.84, "text": " looks valid to me bro looks good to me but this is just an account like I don't know"}, {"start": 16368.84, "end": 16379.0, "text": " if this is his account or what but 10 seconds to go this can literally be anyone's account"}, {"start": 16379.0, "end": 16384.16, "text": " I don't think like I think it's dumb to look you free kill"}, {"start": 16385.0, "end": 16387.0, "text": " If you don't believe it's okay"}, {"start": 16388.36, "end": 16391.88, "text": " HMS HMS rip down the door free kill free kill"}, {"start": 16395.8, "end": 16397.8, "text": " On this door on this door"}, {"start": 16401.16, "end": 16403.16, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 16403.16, "end": 16411.28, "text": " like dude if I'm in copper lobbies like I'm gonna have a fucking free game but"}, {"start": 16411.28, "end": 16414.64, "text": " I'm not cheating but I don't know my head shot is a good lower but I'm also"}, {"start": 16414.64, "end": 16422.44, "text": " controlled so I don't know there is an anti cheat he can't cheat"}, {"start": 16426.52, "end": 16430.0, "text": " watch the replay yeah I could watch the game"}, {"start": 16430.0, "end": 16433.0, "text": " try to do that there, see if he's cheating"}, {"start": 16435.0, "end": 16436.0, "text": " shut up"}, {"start": 16436.0, "end": 16438.0, "text": " i mean everyone cares, i can't just not see you"}, {"start": 16438.0, "end": 16440.0, "text": " you have located a bomb"}, {"start": 16440.0, "end": 16441.0, "text": " that's his armor"}, {"start": 16441.0, "end": 16443.0, "text": " fuck it, there's one every fucking 10 minutes"}, {"start": 16445.0, "end": 16448.0, "text": " no yeah, but like if he's a champ player and he got a fresh one"}, {"start": 16448.0, "end": 16452.0, "text": " that is a stream snipe, wallahi, that is a stream snipe"}, {"start": 16452.0, "end": 16454.0, "text": " you're slow walking and pre-aiming"}, {"start": 16454.0, "end": 16455.0, "text": " alright, this is my last one"}, {"start": 16456.0, "end": 16457.0, "text": " yeah"}, {"start": 16457.0, "end": 16461.52, "text": " Okay, on everything I love visual stream sniping on everything I love"}, {"start": 16462.52, "end": 16465.02, "text": " Yeah, there's like there's no one in sight. I don't think"}, {"start": 16470.36, "end": 16472.36, "text": " Fucking stream sniping the January"}, {"start": 16476.04, "end": 16479.28, "text": " Jenny gore Jenny gore. They're just gonna come up the stairs one next to us"}, {"start": 16480.04, "end": 16482.04, "text": " Yep"}, {"start": 16482.04, "end": 16483.04, "text": " top roof"}, {"start": 16483.04, "end": 16484.04, "text": " reloading"}, {"start": 16484.04, "end": 16485.04, "text": " I'm shooting at nothing"}, {"start": 16485.04, "end": 16486.04, "text": " top roof"}, {"start": 16486.04, "end": 16487.04, "text": " one's below, one's below"}, {"start": 16487.04, "end": 16488.04, "text": " just hold the big one"}, {"start": 16491.04, "end": 16492.04, "text": " I can't watch this guy"}, {"start": 16492.04, "end": 16494.04, "text": " oh my god, just hold the fucking angle"}, {"start": 16494.04, "end": 16495.04, "text": " what the fuck"}, {"start": 16496.04, "end": 16497.04, "text": " thank you, stop moving"}, {"start": 16498.04, "end": 16499.04, "text": " oh my god"}, {"start": 16499.04, "end": 16501.04, "text": " plant a lamp, somebody plant a lamp"}, {"start": 16506.04, "end": 16508.04, "text": " he's on the couch, he's on the couch"}, {"start": 16508.04, "end": 16509.04, "text": " swinging up on you"}, {"start": 16512.04, "end": 16533.8, "text": " Stop Axie gaming, my mic is new to the entire time."}, {"start": 16533.8, "end": 16544.6, "text": " chat. Oh my god. I just got literally stream sniped into oblivion. Like, do you realize"}, {"start": 16544.6, "end": 16551.079999999998, "text": " how risky of a play that is for Vigilomation? He walks all the way down the garage, slow"}, {"start": 16551.08, "end": 16570.36, "text": " walking and pre-aiming me. Yeah, fucking right. Just unlucky. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 16570.36, "end": 16577.960000000003, "text": " I will literally give this guy, on the variance that he killed me, this guy, I'm 85% sure"}, {"start": 16577.96, "end": 16584.68, "text": " stream sniping. Maybe 89% sure. Yeah I think we need to go for a play here."}, {"start": 16584.68, "end": 16590.84, "text": " We could take servers and go for plant. Yeah."}, {"start": 16591.64, "end": 16595.079999999998, "text": " Yo uh yeah we could do a turtle plant with Monty but it might be"}, {"start": 16595.079999999998, "end": 16597.879999999997, "text": " OD bro. We could just get all the hatchets. See that's that's what I was thinking that's"}, {"start": 16597.879999999997, "end": 16601.719999999998, "text": " how I bring hard breach on the ground. Bro let's just let's just get the hatchets to"}, {"start": 16601.719999999998, "end": 16605.64, "text": " take from lobby and open area and then just go ying and grim and just be"}, {"start": 16605.64, "end": 16607.64, "text": " unbearable"}, {"start": 16625.0, "end": 16627.34, "text": " All right, I think like two people should take from"}, {"start": 16628.16, "end": 16634.26, "text": " Actually, nobody goes server mode nobody goes over this is wrong there two people take from like lobby or three things like lobby like to take"}, {"start": 16635.64, "end": 16650.399999999998, "text": " I guarantee you that Virgil's tonight, but I'll say 85% because he's only killing"}, {"start": 16650.4, "end": 16657.4, "text": " like that once. If you do that again, I'm like 100% sure."}, {"start": 16670.600000000002, "end": 16671.4, "text": " I'm gonna jump there."}, {"start": 16671.4, "end": 16675.4, "text": " Roming on my yellow thing. Or, roaming, uh, stop, stop."}, {"start": 16675.4, "end": 16678.4, "text": " Yeah, visual above, visual above."}, {"start": 16678.4, "end": 16681.2, "text": " It's the street sniper. Look at how this guy's playing."}, {"start": 16681.2, "end": 16683.2, "text": " Alright, now I'm a hundred percent sure he's sniping."}, {"start": 16685.2, "end": 16686.2, "text": " I'm getting bullhushed."}, {"start": 16686.2, "end": 16687.2, "text": " Re-touch!"}, {"start": 16690.0, "end": 16691.0, "text": " Is he on you, bloke?"}, {"start": 16691.800000000003, "end": 16693.0, "text": " Uh, no, I missed it."}, {"start": 16697.4, "end": 16698.4, "text": " Here we go, we'll beat our head."}, {"start": 16702.800000000003, "end": 16704.800000000003, "text": " Now I'm one hundred percent sure he's sniping."}, {"start": 16705.300000000003, "end": 16707.300000000003, "text": " He makes vert above my entry point."}, {"start": 16707.3, "end": 16709.3, "text": " Alright, he is still scared."}, {"start": 16709.3, "end": 16710.3, "text": " Careful, his visual."}, {"start": 16710.3, "end": 16714.3, "text": " This kid is literally like, I mean, I would literally suck him in the fucking jaw."}, {"start": 16717.3, "end": 16720.3, "text": " This visual is something he's fucking little cock on."}, {"start": 16722.3, "end": 16723.3, "text": " I can't help."}, {"start": 16723.3, "end": 16724.3, "text": " That's visual."}, {"start": 16727.3, "end": 16729.3, "text": " Might have been the worst, no matter what."}, {"start": 16729.3, "end": 16731.3, "text": " Alright, now we're just going to break the hatch,"}, {"start": 16731.3, "end": 16733.3, "text": " game grim, and then Blitz is just going to drop,"}, {"start": 16733.3, "end": 16734.3, "text": " we're just going to show that to mom."}, {"start": 16734.3, "end": 16735.3, "text": " Blitz, you can go directly."}, {"start": 16735.3, "end": 16737.3, "text": " Yeah, we're we eating an agreement"}, {"start": 16738.42, "end": 16742.579999999998, "text": " The hatches that's a set of harvests, right? Yeah, I got it"}, {"start": 16743.739999999998, "end": 16746.059999999998, "text": " Our dreams game grim. I can stop elevator"}, {"start": 16765.3, "end": 16769.7, "text": " I'm gonna go this place I serve"}, {"start": 16774.98, "end": 16776.98, "text": " I was guys"}, {"start": 16785.899999999998, "end": 16787.78, "text": " On the wall yeah, yeah"}, {"start": 16789.66, "end": 16795.02, "text": " Yeah, bro, that was like some so Jinxie, how are you enjoying a PC lobbies finding them easier harder?"}, {"start": 16795.3, "end": 16798.739999999998, "text": " I'm not gonna lie bro, easier. I'm not even gonna hold you bro."}, {"start": 16799.739999999998, "end": 16800.899999999998, "text": " It's like the FPS?"}, {"start": 16801.46, "end": 16807.14, "text": " Yeah, you just feel like you just feel like you're aimed at just 25 times better on PC because of the frames bro."}, {"start": 16809.14, "end": 16811.14, "text": " Yeah, I still got like 120 FPS."}, {"start": 16811.54, "end": 16819.66, "text": " Cause like the thing about console is like, everybody has 120 frames, but in champ lobbies like there's still so many zims and cronuses and just pieces of shit."}, {"start": 16819.66, "end": 16825.66, "text": " So like if you play on PC, you just get double the frames, bro. So like and mouse is just allowed to"}, {"start": 16828.82, "end": 16833.66, "text": " Pro there's still a lot of zoom low key do the exact same push I'm not gonna lie"}, {"start": 16845.22, "end": 16849.26, "text": " Also, uh chalk the glass and just go blitz"}, {"start": 16849.66, "end": 16852.82, "text": " Let's play in Monty."}, {"start": 16852.82, "end": 16856.62, "text": " My bad, my bad, Miho."}, {"start": 16856.62, "end": 16859.7, "text": " Maybe DokaBe because this creepy degenerate loser is going to stream Sniper again."}, {"start": 16859.7, "end": 16860.7, "text": " It's the vigil."}, {"start": 16860.7, "end": 16862.3, "text": " Boy, I know how to play Doka."}, {"start": 16862.3, "end": 16863.3, "text": " I can do DokaBe."}, {"start": 16863.3, "end": 16864.3, "text": " Yo, Jack."}, {"start": 16864.3, "end": 16866.3, "text": " Everyone, I said I was 85% sure."}, {"start": 16866.3, "end": 16870.3, "text": " Yo, JX, have you ever thought about switching the mouse and keyboard?"}, {"start": 16870.3, "end": 16871.3, "text": " Um, no."}, {"start": 16871.3, "end": 16872.3, "text": " Yo, Jack."}, {"start": 16872.3, "end": 16873.3, "text": " Yo, okay."}, {"start": 16873.3, "end": 16878.579999999998, "text": " I was 85% sure of the vigil was sniping."}, {"start": 16878.58, "end": 16885.460000000003, "text": " he made vert above my entry point without me even droning it just made the"}, {"start": 16885.460000000003, "end": 16889.260000000002, "text": " bird here like 100% now"}, {"start": 16892.22, "end": 16896.18, "text": " your drone has found about that I'm actually said people's them on PC no"}, {"start": 16896.18, "end": 16899.620000000003, "text": " they do but the thing is they just are console players you get a hundred twenty"}, {"start": 16899.62, "end": 16907.98, "text": " friends because you can QPC in console five seconds to insertion yo I have an"}, {"start": 16907.98, "end": 16912.3, "text": " open area cam I want somebody to take open area location and a few"}, {"start": 16912.3, "end": 16916.379999999997, "text": " don't give me like shoot it out of the S&P 12 and just hop in instantly"}, {"start": 16916.379999999997, "end": 16921.379999999997, "text": " well you're gonna be hot right now this door no don't do it don't do it don't"}, {"start": 16921.379999999997, "end": 16925.7, "text": " don't don't don't he's in here in there I'm John no yo don't give me push the"}, {"start": 16925.7, "end": 16929.96, "text": " He's stuck in this corner. Where'd he left? He left. No, yeah. He's off the cam."}, {"start": 16929.96, "end": 16932.88, "text": " Off the cam. You can take open. Take him. Take him. Take him. Take him. Take him. Take him."}, {"start": 16932.88, "end": 16936.16, "text": " He's on the cam. Right here. Right here. Swing him. You piggie. You piggie piggie."}, {"start": 16936.16, "end": 16940.18, "text": " Good. You are, bro."}, {"start": 16940.18, "end": 16946.68, "text": " C4, in the sand, on my yellow ping. C4, in the sand, on my yellow ping. C4, in the sand, on my yellow ping."}, {"start": 16946.68, "end": 16950.34, "text": " One HP. He's one HP. He's one HP. He's walking out, walking out."}, {"start": 16950.34, "end": 16951.9, "text": " Yeah, he guess cut. Nice."}, {"start": 16951.9, "end": 16955.18, "text": " Alright. Now we get the hatches. We'll just work from bottom. I'm going to know when I have this test in the camp."}, {"start": 16955.18, "end": 16959.98, "text": " has to go quick let me know you want me to delt me like easy ability I'm getting"}, {"start": 16959.98, "end": 16969.82, "text": " open hatch Lucy's on the stairs on the structure 30 each"}, {"start": 16975.260000000002, "end": 16982.5, "text": " okay wait low key we can only get one of these hatches because I got open"}, {"start": 16982.5, "end": 16984.5, "text": " My position safe."}, {"start": 16992.5, "end": 16994.5, "text": " What do you mean we can only open one of them?"}, {"start": 16994.5, "end": 16996.5, "text": " One of them?"}, {"start": 16996.5, "end": 16998.5, "text": " It's just so close now."}, {"start": 17000.5, "end": 17003.5, "text": " I thought I said for a day the green bridge is still not open."}, {"start": 17006.5, "end": 17008.5, "text": " It's like really tight."}, {"start": 17012.5, "end": 17014.5, "text": " I'm on ready"}, {"start": 17028.5, "end": 17030.5, "text": " They're like triple holding this hatch"}, {"start": 17030.5, "end": 17037.5, "text": " One is gone."}, {"start": 17037.5, "end": 17050.18, "text": " Why do you never peek from the window?"}, {"start": 17050.18, "end": 17051.62, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 17051.62, "end": 17053.14, "text": " He just refuses."}, {"start": 17053.14, "end": 17057.98, "text": " He fucking refuses!"}, {"start": 17057.98, "end": 17059.98, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17061.739999999998, "end": 17063.739999999998, "text": " Only get one"}, {"start": 17066.22, "end": 17069.46, "text": " That puts was so cool g-man, I think I'm into one"}, {"start": 17071.18, "end": 17076.98, "text": " Both of them will both of you get actually one. This is it goes. I go go go. You gotta go"}, {"start": 17078.3, "end": 17080.66, "text": " You gotta go 10 seconds remaining. Don't"}, {"start": 17087.98, "end": 17106.62, "text": " time when they reach. Hate from Denver. Appreciate that mess. Bro, I just needed that, but I'm"}, {"start": 17106.62, "end": 17112.66, "text": " gonna just peek the window one time and I'll kill them. Gang, you're lowkey selling with"}, {"start": 17112.66, "end": 17119.14, "text": " you being IGF, I didn't IGL because we didn't even do the push, I said. We broke one of"}, {"start": 17119.14, "end": 17123.5, "text": " the hatches somehow by the grace of Satan. I didn't know what happened. I don't know"}, {"start": 17123.5, "end": 17124.66, "text": " how we broke one hatch."}, {"start": 17126.06, "end": 17126.78, "text": " They're gonna be outside."}, {"start": 17128.38, "end": 17129.1, "text": " They're gonna be outside."}, {"start": 17129.579999999998, "end": 17132.34, "text": " Go follow a fried meatball with three else on text."}, {"start": 17134.78, "end": 17136.3, "text": " So we're promoting now."}, {"start": 17136.3, "end": 17136.74, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 17136.74, "end": 17137.82, "text": " Had a lot of fun last night."}, {"start": 17137.82, "end": 17138.46, "text": " I miss you."}, {"start": 17138.46, "end": 17140.62, "text": " Yo, yo, yo, can I get a, let me set"}, {"start": 17142.66, "end": 17147.66, "text": " All yours bro."}, {"start": 17147.66, "end": 17151.66, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 17151.66, "end": 17152.66, "text": " Wait, what do you want me on now?"}, {"start": 17152.66, "end": 17153.66, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 17153.66, "end": 17154.66, "text": " Who do you want me on?"}, {"start": 17154.66, "end": 17155.66, "text": " That's Jinxie."}, {"start": 17155.66, "end": 17156.66, "text": " That's Jinxie."}, {"start": 17156.66, "end": 17157.66, "text": " Yeah, Jinxie."}, {"start": 17157.66, "end": 17158.66, "text": " Yo, what's up man?"}, {"start": 17158.66, "end": 17159.66, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 17159.66, "end": 17160.66, "text": " What do you want me to play?"}, {"start": 17160.66, "end": 17164.66, "text": " Uh, well, he has a limited selection of operators."}, {"start": 17164.66, "end": 17168.66, "text": " We need a way to break a wall if they're up top."}, {"start": 17168.66, "end": 17169.66, "text": " A wall?"}, {"start": 17169.66, "end": 17175.78, "text": " a wall if they're up top a wall I think we should break the square walls you"}, {"start": 17175.78, "end": 17179.86, "text": " want like there might kind of square wall yeah or you could or we could do a"}, {"start": 17179.86, "end": 17183.78, "text": " lot and now we can't do a lot about Monty just do a any type of hard"}, {"start": 17183.78, "end": 17187.5, "text": " breacher like thermite top square yeah yeah they're my top spur I can do I can"}, {"start": 17187.5, "end": 17191.54, "text": " do that I can do that I'm gonna play site windows with ram and get no you but"}, {"start": 17191.54, "end": 17194.3, "text": " just do your thing I mean I like I don't like I do out like just do your thing"}, {"start": 17194.3, "end": 17204.2, "text": " guys don't listen to your chat bro you're a good idea yeah I mean thermite take"}, {"start": 17204.2, "end": 17208.6, "text": " the user uh yeah you can come to the site windows late and just blind everyone"}, {"start": 17208.6, "end": 17211.52, "text": " in sight and then I could plant like in a smoke"}, {"start": 17211.52, "end": 17218.16, "text": " yeah I'm not gonna lie to you I'm about as paid on site windows for a long time"}, {"start": 17218.16, "end": 17221.62, "text": " game play site window me thermite and whoever else just push top square"}, {"start": 17221.62, "end": 17228.36, "text": " oh it's like it I have a main lobby cam to if you want to check that make sure"}, {"start": 17228.36, "end": 17232.5, "text": " no one closes say windows there's one dude in sight right now"}, {"start": 17232.5, "end": 17240.44, "text": " snake is there a way you can play like on the wall he's reinforcing this punch it"}, {"start": 17240.44, "end": 17242.44, "text": " Punch it."}, {"start": 17242.44, "end": 17244.44, "text": " The top wall."}, {"start": 17244.44, "end": 17247.44, "text": " We're just going to play close with shotgun."}, {"start": 17247.44, "end": 17250.44, "text": " He's on a bomb Chassis right now."}, {"start": 17253.44, "end": 17254.44, "text": " I'm nading out, I'm nading out."}, {"start": 17254.44, "end": 17257.44, "text": " Snake, I think you should push Lobby so we don't die from the bomb."}, {"start": 17257.44, "end": 17258.44, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay."}, {"start": 17258.44, "end": 17259.44, "text": " Bomb."}, {"start": 17259.44, "end": 17261.44, "text": " We aim low, we aim low, we aim low."}, {"start": 17261.44, "end": 17263.44, "text": " We aim low, we do."}, {"start": 17293.44, "end": 17295.44, "text": " I don't know what Canada's right now."}, {"start": 17297.039999999997, "end": 17299.039999999997, "text": " Just below us and we're all right."}, {"start": 17303.039999999997, "end": 17305.039999999997, "text": " Good check, guys."}, {"start": 17308.64, "end": 17313.44, "text": " Why are you not pressing your W and your E, remember to hold Q? Yo bro, I'm not on leak right now, man! Relax!"}, {"start": 17313.44, "end": 17320.96, "text": " I played two games of Warwick today, off-stream."}, {"start": 17320.96, "end": 17324.44, "text": " I did good the first game and the second game I hinted the fuck out of the game."}, {"start": 17324.44, "end": 17325.94, "text": " I didn't hint!"}, {"start": 17325.94, "end": 17330.68, "text": " I was playing against an Evelyn jungler for the first time and I never want to do that"}, {"start": 17330.68, "end": 17331.68, "text": " again."}, {"start": 17331.68, "end": 17333.44, "text": " I might just autoban that bitch."}, {"start": 17333.44, "end": 17338.039999999997, "text": " Yo bro, she basically just goes invisible, spawned it on top of me, killed me twice and"}, {"start": 17338.039999999997, "end": 17340.12, "text": " then was over it up with the rest of the game and then followed me around the map like a"}, {"start": 17340.12, "end": 17350.28, "text": " fucking freak. Thank you to the guys that commented on the drop apart."}, {"start": 17354.84, "end": 17358.44, "text": " Hey, Lee tonight. Yeah, I'll be on me tonight. I'll be on the show. Brad,"}, {"start": 17358.44, "end": 17362.6, "text": " the 25 gifted red W bread in the chat. I'm probably gonna get on the gap to this game"}, {"start": 17362.6, "end": 17368.12, "text": " because of the paint and streams that they I literally would like break a foot off up on"}, {"start": 17368.12, "end": 17373.96, "text": " on that visual's ass. Brad, think it's 25 gifts at a lovely bro. He's slow walked garage"}, {"start": 17373.96, "end": 17379.52, "text": " from third floor having no entire slow walk garage in Breivne. And then the round after"}, {"start": 17379.52, "end": 17386.52, "text": " that made bird above me. Disgusting piece of shit. Brad, think it's 25 gift at a lovely"}, {"start": 17428.12, "end": 17430.12, "text": " like a"}, {"start": 17430.12, "end": 17432.12, "text": " bigger"}, {"start": 17432.12, "end": 17434.12, "text": " what's up"}, {"start": 17434.12, "end": 17436.12, "text": " could you help"}, {"start": 17438.12, "end": 17442.12, "text": " main lobby hatch is not reinforced and we have no one playing over there so"}, {"start": 17446.12, "end": 17448.12, "text": " now they got ground on the out there"}, {"start": 17452.12, "end": 17454.12, "text": " I think they go for a quick bit"}, {"start": 17458.12, "end": 17465.52, "text": " push the garage push the girl what did he say chat he said a gay girl"}, {"start": 17465.52, "end": 17476.0, "text": " I think they're going they're going quick quick cc play it and have someone"}, {"start": 17476.0, "end": 17484.48, "text": " garage this guy is sweet man like bro this is the vigil I know it is whoever"}, {"start": 17484.48, "end": 17487.079999999998, "text": " Switches the bit. I guarantee it"}, {"start": 17493.64, "end": 17495.64, "text": " One stop square"}, {"start": 17497.12, "end": 17503.86, "text": " You're not quite uh, Ibrahim I'm not Marie kind of cook right here. I'm not gonna lie"}, {"start": 17514.48, "end": 17521.92, "text": " Wallahi Wallahi, they're cheating yo bro. I'm getting wall bang and top floor drone"}, {"start": 17522.68, "end": 17524.68, "text": " Who at okay?"}, {"start": 17525.16, "end": 17527.16, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 17527.88, "end": 17529.88, "text": " I'm not even there are multiple"}, {"start": 17531.8, "end": 17539.92, "text": " Multiple like literally multiple stream snappers. I on everything I love there are multiple stream time is on the other team I"}, {"start": 17539.920000000002, "end": 17547.600000000002, "text": " I have a uh I can I can I can call the plan out of the camera but they're on hatches."}, {"start": 17547.600000000002, "end": 17550.24, "text": " You see how they're flanged?"}, {"start": 17550.24, "end": 17552.36, "text": " Rank players do not do this."}, {"start": 17552.36, "end": 17564.08, "text": " They don't do this."}, {"start": 17564.08, "end": 17565.08, "text": " Inside inside."}, {"start": 17565.08, "end": 17566.08, "text": " Couch by any bomb."}, {"start": 17566.08, "end": 17567.08, "text": " Couch by any bomb."}, {"start": 17567.08, "end": 17568.08, "text": " Couch by any bomb."}, {"start": 17568.08, "end": 17569.08, "text": " Walking up."}, {"start": 17569.08, "end": 17571.84, "text": " Lansing, Lansing, okay, got off it, got off it."}, {"start": 17571.84, "end": 17573.320000000003, "text": " He's not planting anymore, not anymore, not anymore."}, {"start": 17573.320000000003, "end": 17575.320000000003, "text": " Right here, he's right here, crashing his plane."}, {"start": 17579.480000000003, "end": 17582.120000000003, "text": " I can call these, remember I've got you remaining."}, {"start": 17583.2, "end": 17585.4, "text": " I can call any plants, let him go."}, {"start": 17585.4, "end": 17587.600000000002, "text": " He's crouching default."}, {"start": 17589.36, "end": 17591.68, "text": " Running, planting behind the A-ball."}, {"start": 17591.68, "end": 17593.440000000002, "text": " Planting behind the A-ball."}, {"start": 17593.440000000002, "end": 17595.24, "text": " Off it, off it, off it, off it, off it, off it."}, {"start": 17595.24, "end": 17596.760000000002, "text": " He's off it, he's off it, don't pick him."}, {"start": 17596.760000000002, "end": 17599.0, "text": " Don't pick him, Lansing, you have the A-ball."}, {"start": 17599.0, "end": 17603.0, "text": " Go now, go now, go now, go now, go now, go now, go now, go now, go now."}, {"start": 17605.0, "end": 17606.0, "text": " Good one, good one."}, {"start": 17614.0, "end": 17617.0, "text": " Alright Chad, let's get on the eve, that was literally unbearable."}, {"start": 17617.0, "end": 17622.0, "text": " I just got like literally stream snagged fucking ghosted around the map the entire game."}, {"start": 17622.0, "end": 17625.0, "text": " Holy shit, what a fucking loser."}, {"start": 17625.0, "end": 17628.0, "text": " Alright, let's get it on the eve."}, {"start": 17628.0, "end": 17629.4, "text": " Chad, is Top Desk in a game?"}, {"start": 17633.08, "end": 17634.08, "text": " Is Top Desk in a game?"}, {"start": 17634.08, "end": 17634.88, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 17637.88, "end": 17638.72, "text": " What's Top Desk doing?"}, {"start": 17645.08, "end": 17646.36, "text": " Bro, he just started the game."}, {"start": 17646.36, "end": 17647.64, "text": " Chad, Chad, Chad, a solo a game?"}, {"start": 17652.08, "end": 17653.36, "text": " Chad, Chad, Chad, a solo a game?"}, {"start": 17653.36, "end": 17653.92, "text": " Yes or no?"}, {"start": 17656.28, "end": 17657.6, "text": " Chad, Chad, a solo a game or no?"}, {"start": 17658.0, "end": 17670.52, "text": " I don't care even if he's cheating that was miserable regardless even if he's cheating"}, {"start": 17670.52, "end": 17677.32, "text": " it's just another siege loser who's cheating on siege there was even if they weren't cheating"}, {"start": 17677.32, "end": 17682.4, "text": " like I was just getting like triple stream sniped last game like I'm good that was literally"}, {"start": 17682.4, "end": 17686.440000000002, "text": " He's going to be invincible."}, {"start": 17686.440000000002, "end": 17689.280000000002, "text": " Bro, he's on calling."}, {"start": 17689.280000000002, "end": 17690.280000000002, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 17690.280000000002, "end": 17691.280000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17691.280000000002, "end": 17693.88, "text": " Tell Dantez I'm going to play one game sold out."}, {"start": 17693.88, "end": 17696.0, "text": " Watch his game or you want me to call him."}, {"start": 17696.0, "end": 17697.0, "text": " Call him and watch his game."}, {"start": 17697.0, "end": 17698.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17698.0, "end": 17699.0, "text": " Yo, Jaycee."}, {"start": 17699.0, "end": 17701.0, "text": " Yo, are you in a game?"}, {"start": 17701.0, "end": 17702.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 17702.0, "end": 17704.0, "text": " Bro, can I watch your match?"}, {"start": 17704.0, "end": 17705.0, "text": " Yeah, sure."}, {"start": 17705.0, "end": 17706.32, "text": " No, Jaycee."}, {"start": 17706.32, "end": 17707.76, "text": " Yo, are you in a game?"}, {"start": 17707.76, "end": 17709.2, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 17709.2, "end": 17711.68, "text": " Bro, can I watch your match?"}, {"start": 17711.68, "end": 17712.56, "text": " Yeah, sure."}, {"start": 17712.56, "end": 17714.36, "text": " I think I'm actually going to focus on this one."}, {"start": 17714.36, "end": 17718.44, "text": " How many wins are you off challenger?"}, {"start": 17718.44, "end": 17721.36, "text": " What's 9 plus 10?"}, {"start": 17721.36, "end": 17723.24, "text": " 19."}, {"start": 17723.24, "end": 17725.08, "text": " Minus 9?"}, {"start": 17725.08, "end": 17726.44, "text": " 10."}, {"start": 17726.44, "end": 17729.32, "text": " Plus 3?"}, {"start": 17729.32, "end": 17730.64, "text": " 13."}, {"start": 17730.64, "end": 17732.88, "text": " Minus 3?"}, {"start": 17732.88, "end": 17734.04, "text": " 10."}, {"start": 17734.04, "end": 17736.04, "text": " times three"}, {"start": 17736.440000000002, "end": 17737.8, "text": " 30"}, {"start": 17737.8, "end": 17739.8, "text": " divided by three"}, {"start": 17741.32, "end": 17742.68, "text": " 10"}, {"start": 17742.68, "end": 17744.280000000002, "text": " minus five"}, {"start": 17744.280000000002, "end": 17745.56, "text": " five"}, {"start": 17745.56, "end": 17747.56, "text": " times two 10"}, {"start": 17747.8, "end": 17749.8, "text": " There you go. That's so many ones. I'm away"}, {"start": 17751.88, "end": 17754.36, "text": " Why don't you just open up with 10 wind?"}, {"start": 17755.24, "end": 17762.52, "text": " Because bro, you gotta fucking work for it sometimes. Okay. Yo, bro. Can you use game sound don't test?"}, {"start": 17762.52, "end": 17765.88, "text": " I like the immersion of it. Yeah, I got you. Give me one second"}, {"start": 17768.0, "end": 17775.16, "text": " Okay now bro, please I want to learn pro juggling bro. So talk to me man like what's okay like"}, {"start": 17775.16, "end": 17777.9, "text": " All right, so it's all right inside the mind of Dante's bro"}, {"start": 17778.56, "end": 17780.920000000002, "text": " All right. Okay inside the mind of Dante's"}, {"start": 17783.4, "end": 17788.2, "text": " The hamburger from McDonald's locally looked pretty thick in that recent McDonald's add"}, {"start": 17788.2, "end": 17792.88, "text": " I might have to search up the Hamburglar hentai after this game, but the good news is this bro"}, {"start": 17793.16, "end": 17797.440000000002, "text": " Give me your inside the mind of league not your fucking penis, bro"}, {"start": 17799.920000000002, "end": 17803.12, "text": " No, I thought you wanted to know what was going on in my other head"}, {"start": 17804.2, "end": 17805.0, "text": " No, bro"}, {"start": 17805.0, "end": 17810.920000000002, "text": " I wouldn't like I want to know what it takes to get to the next fucking Michael. That's a jungler because bro"}, {"start": 17810.920000000002, "end": 17812.920000000002, "text": " I've been playing good"}, {"start": 17812.96, "end": 17817.760000000002, "text": " Dude, I saw that I saw that when I get into by Muda three games in a row"}, {"start": 17817.760000000002, "end": 17820.120000000003, "text": " Oh, you might have actually already hit bronze."}, {"start": 17820.120000000003, "end": 17822.04, "text": " Well, I'm not even kidding."}, {"start": 17822.04, "end": 17822.68, "text": " Oh, don't test."}, {"start": 17822.68, "end": 17823.800000000003, "text": " Listen, bro."}, {"start": 17823.800000000003, "end": 17827.120000000003, "text": " I played good, good, good, good, good in all my games."}, {"start": 17827.120000000003, "end": 17830.08, "text": " Then this morning, I was playing with my brother,"}, {"start": 17830.08, "end": 17831.88, "text": " and I played against the Avalon jungler,"}, {"start": 17831.88, "end": 17835.88, "text": " and I literally was contemplating suicide in GTA."}, {"start": 17835.88, "end": 17837.920000000002, "text": " In GTA, I wanted to end it."}, {"start": 17837.920000000002, "end": 17838.640000000003, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 17838.640000000003, "end": 17840.840000000004, "text": " By the way, let me guess, you dropped like fucking 30 kills"}, {"start": 17840.840000000004, "end": 17842.88, "text": " on your head now?"}, {"start": 17842.88, "end": 17845.68, "text": " She just basically, I don't know how Avalon worked."}, {"start": 17845.68, "end": 17847.88, "text": " So she basically just went invisible a couple of times,"}, {"start": 17847.88, "end": 17850.84, "text": " came out of nowhere, killed me, stole Mike's might,"}, {"start": 17850.84, "end": 17853.12, "text": " yada, yada, yada, yada, got a higher level than me"}, {"start": 17853.12, "end": 17854.64, "text": " and then was over leveled and then just followed me"}, {"start": 17854.64, "end": 17857.66, "text": " around the map and literally I became her little fucking,"}, {"start": 17857.66, "end": 17859.4, "text": " her little booty bandit."}, {"start": 17859.4, "end": 17860.62, "text": " Yeah, because that's the thing."}, {"start": 17860.62, "end": 17862.88, "text": " So Evelyn is something called a succubus."}, {"start": 17862.88, "end": 17864.4, "text": " Do you know what that is?"}, {"start": 17864.4, "end": 17866.04, "text": " No, what is that?"}, {"start": 17866.04, "end": 17870.04, "text": " So a succubus is something or someone"}, {"start": 17870.04, "end": 17874.28, "text": " that just turns you into like a goon slave, right?"}, {"start": 17874.28, "end": 17877.36, "text": " So the thing that Evelyn does is she gets you so far behind"}, {"start": 17877.36, "end": 17879.16, "text": " that you can't do anything against her."}, {"start": 17879.16, "end": 17882.68, "text": " And then she just turns you into her goon slave forever"}, {"start": 17882.68, "end": 17885.52, "text": " and you just have to satisfy her unendingly"}, {"start": 17885.52, "end": 17887.96, "text": " while the game just ends around you."}, {"start": 17887.96, "end": 17890.44, "text": " Yeah, I think Evelyn is a broken champion though."}, {"start": 17890.44, "end": 17892.16, "text": " Like I thought that was unbalanced."}, {"start": 17892.16, "end": 17895.28, "text": " Like this guy was just literally would spawn in,"}, {"start": 17895.28, "end": 17897.879999999997, "text": " smite my camp, got over level, kill me."}, {"start": 17897.879999999997, "end": 17900.039999999997, "text": " Like just, I never got vision on him."}, {"start": 17900.04, "end": 17904.260000000002, "text": " Yeah, I know, it literally is broken."}, {"start": 17904.260000000002, "end": 17908.66, "text": " Like, that's why I'm, listen, but did you know that in the lore, Evelyn is like, unironically"}, {"start": 17908.66, "end": 17909.66, "text": " a prostitute?"}, {"start": 17909.66, "end": 17912.16, "text": " In her character's lore?"}, {"start": 17912.16, "end": 17918.3, "text": " Yeah, so that's why the number one way to counter on Evelyn is you need to instantly"}, {"start": 17918.3, "end": 17922.940000000002, "text": " all chat the second the game starts, be like, I have AIDS, I have AIDS."}, {"start": 17922.940000000002, "end": 17926.34, "text": " That way if she ever tries charming you, she would get AIDS."}, {"start": 17926.34, "end": 17932.18, "text": " And if she ever gives AIDS to the gang bosses, then her and her pimp both get killed."}, {"start": 17932.18, "end": 17936.18, "text": " So that's why Versus Evelyn always saw the game by saying you have AIDS, and you're"}, {"start": 17936.18, "end": 17938.74, "text": " able to end someone if you do so."}, {"start": 17938.74, "end": 17943.38, "text": " So whenever I join a game of League against the Evelyn, just say I have AIDS?"}, {"start": 17943.38, "end": 17947.38, "text": " Yes, like you just seem like, and you knew saw like screaming it and bouncing on your"}, {"start": 17947.38, "end": 17949.26, "text": " chair while you're doing that."}, {"start": 17949.26, "end": 17951.06, "text": " Like, I have AIDS!"}, {"start": 17951.06, "end": 17952.06, "text": " I have AIDS!"}, {"start": 17952.06, "end": 17953.06, "text": " I have AIDS!"}, {"start": 17953.06, "end": 17959.66, "text": " Like look Jinx you gotta be more fucking enthusiastic like you gotta be shaking it like the among us emote, okay?"}, {"start": 17959.66, "end": 17965.74, "text": " I have eight I have eight bro don't test bro speaking up. We gotta get you in the among us game, bro"}, {"start": 17967.22, "end": 17969.22, "text": " Right"}, {"start": 17970.260000000002, "end": 17972.260000000002, "text": " Sassy Baka bro, I'm good"}, {"start": 17972.66, "end": 17975.9, "text": " Bro, I'm gonna be honest. I think one of the sussiest Baka"}, {"start": 17976.54, "end": 17978.54, "text": " Yamate Kudasai"}, {"start": 17978.54, "end": 17980.58, "text": " uh... desu's ever"}, {"start": 17980.58, "end": 17981.86, "text": " what did you say"}, {"start": 17981.86, "end": 17983.9, "text": " i'm gonna be honest i don't know why there"}, {"start": 17983.9, "end": 17985.7, "text": " i think that's just what they say"}, {"start": 17985.7, "end": 17989.74, "text": " the thing is whenever we do streamer among us everybody has a fifteen IQ"}, {"start": 17989.74, "end": 17991.260000000002, "text": " so like"}, {"start": 17991.260000000002, "end": 17992.5, "text": " nice nontest"}, {"start": 17992.5, "end": 17996.86, "text": " bro i'm gonna be on a two-champion but it's kind of brain dead"}, {"start": 17996.86, "end": 17999.34, "text": " well okay so let me give you an example okay jingxi"}, {"start": 17999.34, "end": 18002.74, "text": " imagine connor mcgregor is doing moi tai"}, {"start": 18002.74, "end": 18006.100000000002, "text": " and he's fucking beating the shit out of toddlers right like he would look"}, {"start": 18006.100000000002, "end": 18011.500000000004, "text": " pretty fucking OP too right if if if Conor McGregor did it more time no I don't"}, {"start": 18011.500000000004, "end": 18017.340000000004, "text": " even think OP I think heck of room is brain death okay Jinx you really want to"}, {"start": 18017.340000000004, "end": 18022.980000000003, "text": " say this show and you play Bork and Mastery I'm sorry okay no no like you"}, {"start": 18022.980000000003, "end": 18029.100000000002, "text": " you you fucking reject that statement okay I'm sorry bro I notice is like"}, {"start": 18029.100000000002, "end": 18033.420000000002, "text": " your one trick but bro he kind of might give the prince in Clash Royale and I"}, {"start": 18033.420000000002, "end": 18036.420000000002, "text": " I literally had personal beef with the prince in Clash Royale."}, {"start": 18036.420000000002, "end": 18038.420000000002, "text": " What would the prince do?"}, {"start": 18038.420000000002, "end": 18040.420000000002, "text": " Ba-da-da-da-ding, ba-da-da-da-ding, ba-da-da-da-ding, ba-da-da-da-ding."}, {"start": 18040.420000000002, "end": 18043.420000000002, "text": " And he would just sprint at you, ba-da-da-ding-da-ding."}, {"start": 18043.420000000002, "end": 18046.420000000002, "text": " And he would go 100 miles an hour. He would just fucking charge at you."}, {"start": 18046.420000000002, "end": 18048.420000000002, "text": " He was literally eight."}, {"start": 18048.420000000002, "end": 18050.420000000002, "text": " Isn't that the hog rider?"}, {"start": 18052.420000000002, "end": 18055.420000000002, "text": " No. The hog rider goes, hog-ra-da."}, {"start": 18055.420000000002, "end": 18060.420000000002, "text": " The prince goes, ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra."}, {"start": 18060.420000000002, "end": 18068.600000000002, "text": " Dude, dude, can I just say what we're all thinking what hog rider has some crazy fucking dick game like we can already tell you know what I mean"}, {"start": 18068.9, "end": 18074.620000000003, "text": " Yo, what the fuck is that even supposed to mean? Well, dude, it means what it means like do you disagree?"}, {"start": 18075.500000000004, "end": 18081.18, "text": " Bro, I don't think about an inanimate object penis, bro. Oh my god. Wait. Oh"}, {"start": 18082.300000000003, "end": 18084.300000000003, "text": " My god, don't that's your actual again"}, {"start": 18084.3, "end": 18093.1, "text": " No, dude, like just in early game, I'm gonna actually play a game of clash. Okay, do it"}, {"start": 18093.1, "end": 18099.78, "text": " Yeah, if you play a class of plans you're an NPC chat. Let's see if I still got it"}, {"start": 18099.78, "end": 18103.46, "text": " Let's see if I still got it. Let's see if I still got it y'all"}, {"start": 18103.46, "end": 18108.579999999998, "text": " But isn't classroom pay-to-win like you just buy all the OP shit and then you just win the game"}, {"start": 18108.58, "end": 18120.22, "text": " Yes, but to an extent like okay if you pay the win like okay there's probably"}, {"start": 18120.22, "end": 18125.620000000003, "text": " realistically one to two hundred a thousand people with max debts maybe"}, {"start": 18125.620000000003, "end": 18134.100000000002, "text": " more maybe more so like okay yeah so like let's say you're on a fresh account"}, {"start": 18134.100000000002, "end": 18138.5, "text": " and I'm on like a pay-to-win account but I win again soon and one be one"}, {"start": 18138.5, "end": 18143.5, "text": " Um, well, you would lose every time because we would do a friendly battle and our levels would be even."}, {"start": 18144.5, "end": 18149.0, "text": " Okay, but it seemed it wasn't a friendly battle and I met you on the water. Would I just run your shit in?"}, {"start": 18150.5, "end": 18158.0, "text": " Don't test. You would never beat me in this game. If you have zero experience, you would never beat me in this game, dude."}, {"start": 18158.0, "end": 18162.0, "text": " Jinxy, it's a game for toddlers, bro. I would fucking destroy you."}, {"start": 18162.5, "end": 18166.5, "text": " Yo, buddy, buddy, buddy, watch that shit. Seriously."}, {"start": 18166.5, "end": 18169.38, "text": " You wouldn't beat me in Clash, it's not a toddler, okay."}, {"start": 18169.38, "end": 18176.34, "text": " Jinxie, if I can get Challenger and League of Legends, I could run your shit in Clash, no doubt, bro."}, {"start": 18176.34, "end": 18180.34, "text": " All you have to do is drag a fucking ability to the fucking board."}, {"start": 18180.34, "end": 18185.54, "text": " Mio, beta, you're comparing a MOBA to a fucking strategic phone game."}, {"start": 18185.54, "end": 18192.66, "text": " Bro, Clash Royale is closer to chess than... fuck, my brain exploded, I don't even know what else to say."}, {"start": 18192.66, "end": 18196.94, "text": " Do you think chess is a hard game five year olds become the highest rank in that shit?"}, {"start": 18197.18, "end": 18205.34, "text": " Yeah, five year old prodigies like Magnus Carlson. You fucking idiot. Okay, so name me one five year old prodigy that hit challenger and league none"}, {"start": 18210.1, "end": 18216.5, "text": " You actually have a good point bro Jack this is why using dagger duchess is literally the worst thing you could do ever"}, {"start": 18216.94, "end": 18221.06, "text": " Look, bro. His princesses can shoot. Why would you willingly use dagger duchess?"}, {"start": 18222.66, "end": 18224.66, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18227.34, "end": 18229.34, "text": " Okay, I'm a top"}, {"start": 18229.8, "end": 18234.86, "text": " What's my prime in class shot top 7200 my prime and clash is top 7200"}, {"start": 18235.22, "end": 18242.3, "text": " The highest I've ever peaked at is like top 70 global my highest peak in clash is higher than your highest peak in league buddy"}, {"start": 18242.98, "end": 18248.18, "text": " Jensie, I'm not gonna lie bro. You could be talking tight like Chinese to me for all. I know what you're saying right now, dude"}, {"start": 18248.18, "end": 18251.8, "text": " these words have no meaning I've never played the game before like I used to"}, {"start": 18251.8, "end": 18260.74, "text": " play how shitting when I was young yo yelling yo my"}, {"start": 18260.74, "end": 18264.58, "text": " that's that's that's my peak in class right now it's top 1700 what's your"}, {"start": 18264.58, "end": 18274.34, "text": " peak in league uh rank 30 Korea okay I just got logged in the living okay but"}, {"start": 18274.34, "end": 18280.4, "text": " my peak in siege is one wait really yeah I hit number one champion like four"}, {"start": 18280.4, "end": 18284.36, "text": " seasons ago chat remember the 24-hour stream wait was that the beginning of"}, {"start": 18284.36, "end": 18288.08, "text": " the season when everyone's like a low rank though yes yeah that's the same time"}, {"start": 18288.08, "end": 18297.04, "text": " I had ranked 30 Korea hey dude it's still gonna though still got it though okay"}, {"start": 18297.04, "end": 18299.96, "text": " this guy goes go to the back and sing on like so so we know he's a toddler who's"}, {"start": 18299.96, "end": 18303.64, "text": " literally breathing like out of his fucking mouth so now I can just go"}, {"start": 18303.64, "end": 18305.64, "text": " minifuckin laid on the gold and the games over"}, {"start": 18306.64, "end": 18310.12, "text": " Dude, Jinxie, why are you acting like it's a strategic game, bro?"}, {"start": 18310.12, "end": 18316.44, "text": " All you do is just drop shit on the board and hope it sticks because it's literally classified as a strategic game"}, {"start": 18316.44, "end": 18323.04, "text": " Yo, bro, I know your whole thing that says to like literally just be a dumbass bro. Hey, don't just clash bro"}, {"start": 18323.079999999998, "end": 18325.399999999998, "text": " This is strategic fucking game, buddy"}, {"start": 18325.92, "end": 18329.32, "text": " Dude, Jinxie the only strategic thing about clash Royale is"}, {"start": 18329.32, "end": 18334.32, "text": " Is budgeting your paycheck to be able to afford being competitive or also being able to pay your fucking rent?"}, {"start": 18334.32, "end": 18338.32, "text": " Okay, I'm not gonna lie, you're actually clocking classes to you right now."}, {"start": 18338.32, "end": 18341.32, "text": " You're actually clocking their teeth."}, {"start": 18341.32, "end": 18347.32, "text": " Bro, but, Miho, I got, Miho, I got top 1700, bro, could you give me some flowers?"}, {"start": 18347.32, "end": 18352.32, "text": " Yeah, I got you. I'll give you the flowers for that. Share your screen, my game just ended, I wanna watch."}, {"start": 18352.32, "end": 18356.32, "text": " Oh wait, have you ever watched class gameplay before or no?"}, {"start": 18356.32, "end": 18362.239999999998, "text": " Um, I mean, I think I've watched like that one clip of you with Ron when he was using the arrows"}, {"start": 18363.02, "end": 18367.079999999998, "text": " Yeah, the one where he was shouting fireball and aimlessly firing fireballs around"}, {"start": 18367.739999999998, "end": 18369.739999999998, "text": " Yeah, that one"}, {"start": 18369.98, "end": 18371.7, "text": " I'm gonna give you an inside the mind"}, {"start": 18371.7, "end": 18377.46, "text": " So basically my opponent is fucking horrible at the game and they're using an off matter of dog shit back"}, {"start": 18377.66, "end": 18382.5, "text": " But I'm gonna go quick minions here to distract the inferno dragon that way he doesn't DPS my boulder"}, {"start": 18382.5, "end": 18389.12, "text": " Well, Jinxie, Jinxie, hold on. What if he's just not as fortunate as other people and he can't afford the meta decks?"}, {"start": 18391.06, "end": 18393.3, "text": " Okay, well now you just made me feel like a piece of shit."}, {"start": 18395.82, "end": 18399.66, "text": " Dude, what if he's sitting there and he can't even afford to pay rent this month?"}, {"start": 18399.66, "end": 18400.16, "text": " Yo, okay."}, {"start": 18400.16, "end": 18406.74, "text": " And his mom's going hungry every night and you're sitting here just shitting on him with a meta deck because you paid $1,000."}, {"start": 18407.46, "end": 18409.96, "text": " Okay, okay, yes. Now I feel like a piece of shit."}, {"start": 18412.5, "end": 18420.78, "text": " Okay, but I mean this is just basically just a free win for the boys nothing crazy. Just keep it simple"}, {"start": 18421.86, "end": 18424.26, "text": " GG's man. Alright, Johnten, are you ready for some league buddy?"}, {"start": 18424.82, "end": 18430.9, "text": " Bro, are you ready for some league? Bro, you like you're close to fucking iron lunging"}, {"start": 18430.9, "end": 18437.02, "text": " So you're gonna be peeking. Yo, uh, miho, I believe I'm two wins away from iron one right now"}, {"start": 18438.62, "end": 18441.94, "text": " Whoa Johnten! LCS playoffs dude!"}, {"start": 18442.5, "end": 18447.38, "text": " Yo chat me and doctors are gonna be watch part in some of the LCS games guys"}, {"start": 18448.5, "end": 18452.3, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna be honest James. See we might have to get our shit together for that"}, {"start": 18452.3, "end": 18457.18, "text": " Okay, don't lump me in with you, bro. You need to get your shit together"}, {"start": 18461.1, "end": 18467.82, "text": " Bro, so chat in LCS, bro, there is like sponsorships and like we have to be PR"}, {"start": 18467.82, "end": 18475.82, "text": " We're not even getting paid, but like if we watch party LCS chat, we actually need to be PR. We need to be like PR, dude."}, {"start": 18475.82, "end": 18480.82, "text": " So, yeah, don't test. You can't be talking about Teemo mains, man."}, {"start": 18480.82, "end": 18491.82, "text": " Yeah, but, dude, GenC, GenC, GenC. What if, what if I give such like a graphic sexual description about what two of the league champions are doing to each other,"}, {"start": 18491.82, "end": 18497.7, "text": " other that then the companies end up giving more money to riot because they're like, yo,"}, {"start": 18497.7, "end": 18500.84, "text": " we sponsored you for this amount, but these guys are funny as fuck."}, {"start": 18500.84, "end": 18502.44, "text": " So we're going to give you more money."}, {"start": 18502.44, "end": 18507.14, "text": " So it's like, maybe it could have an unintended side consequence."}, {"start": 18507.14, "end": 18508.14, "text": " Does that make sense?"}, {"start": 18508.14, "end": 18509.14, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18509.14, "end": 18514.1, "text": " This is actually not a bad shout out to you, yo, Dantes, what food would you order if you"}, {"start": 18514.1, "end": 18515.18, "text": " were me?"}, {"start": 18515.18, "end": 18523.18, "text": " Would you order chilies, McDonald's, Kobe, Japanese steakhouse, Chipotle, Mexican grill,"}, {"start": 18523.18, "end": 18526.9, "text": " or Wendy's?"}, {"start": 18526.9, "end": 18530.34, "text": " I'd order a fucking two game win she can put the fucking phone down."}, {"start": 18530.34, "end": 18532.9, "text": " Why do you deserve to eat if you're not iron one yet?"}, {"start": 18532.9, "end": 18535.02, "text": " Yes sir, I put the phone down."}, {"start": 18535.02, "end": 18537.66, "text": " And you better not fucking order Jinxie."}, {"start": 18537.66, "end": 18541.5, "text": " Like don't think that just because this is the first coach in a few days they're gonna"}, {"start": 18541.5, "end": 18542.5, "text": " be fucking slacking."}, {"start": 18542.5, "end": 18543.5, "text": " Do you understand me?"}, {"start": 18543.5, "end": 18544.5, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 18544.5, "end": 18547.78, "text": " Yep, coach, I, voila, I just put my photo away."}, {"start": 18547.78, "end": 18550.3, "text": " All right, I'm gonna go tinkle, BRB guys."}, {"start": 18550.3, "end": 18552.42, "text": " No losing tonight, hive mind."}, {"start": 18552.42, "end": 18555.26, "text": " I need you to select Warwick and ban Ramis."}, {"start": 18555.26, "end": 18558.62, "text": " If you don't do that, I will end you in GTA."}, {"start": 18562.7, "end": 18564.18, "text": " Okay, now listen to me, hi boys."}, {"start": 18564.18, "end": 18566.18, "text": " What you're gonna do is you're gonna walk in Diana"}, {"start": 18566.18, "end": 18568.82, "text": " and you're gonna ban Warwick so he doesn't play it."}, {"start": 18568.82, "end": 18570.78, "text": " Diana's getting buff next patch"}, {"start": 18570.78, "end": 18572.98, "text": " and Jinx is gonna have to learn how to play it."}, {"start": 18572.98, "end": 18577.7, "text": " He was already really good at it last time and we got to make sure that he actually plays it properly"}, {"start": 18578.1, "end": 18583.54, "text": " Like i'm telling you this is one of those times where he's gonna sit there and he's gonna like actually learn"}, {"start": 18584.899999999998, "end": 18592.98, "text": " Like i'm telling guys listen he needs to learn diana. It's literally getting fucking buffed bro. Like it is literally getting buffed"}, {"start": 18594.1, "end": 18599.3, "text": " So we we need to get him off the wick for a little bit because like if he becomes like a warwick crutch"}, {"start": 18599.3, "end": 18604.38, "text": " Then the same thing is going to happen that happens to him in Siege with shotguns, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 18604.38, "end": 18610.86, "text": " We cannot have him be a Warwick crutch and leap. It cannot happen. He needs to actually get his shit together."}, {"start": 18615.3, "end": 18619.42, "text": " All right, now Vyze, ban Warwick. Yep, you're gonna ban Warwick now."}, {"start": 18619.42, "end": 18625.76, "text": " And then I want you to trade with the top laner's pick. Go the first one, bonus damage, yep, that one. Perfect."}, {"start": 18625.760000000002, "end": 18631.68, "text": " Okay, good. So now you're gonna ban Warwick. Yep, and then you're gonna trade pick with your top laner"}, {"start": 18634.68, "end": 18639.58, "text": " Guys if Jinx he didn't want this he wouldn't be he wouldn't be vaping right now"}, {"start": 18639.960000000003, "end": 18646.480000000003, "text": " Every single thing that happens is a choice, right? So Jinx see going to the bathroom. Oh god"}, {"start": 18646.480000000003, "end": 18650.36, "text": " He's just use what we're gonna do if I don't get wait what?"}, {"start": 18650.36, "end": 18663.16, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 18663.16, "end": 18668.12, "text": " I lead for 30 seconds and Master Yi and Warwick get banned."}, {"start": 18668.12, "end": 18670.04, "text": " Don't say what should I do?"}, {"start": 18670.04, "end": 18673.48, "text": " Well, okay, so Jinxy, what happened was is why you were gone?"}, {"start": 18673.48, "end": 18677.48, "text": " Hi Vyze actually typed in the chat and he was like, hey guys, time to fuck with Jinxy"}, {"start": 18677.48, "end": 18678.48, "text": " again."}, {"start": 18678.48, "end": 18681.8, "text": " just bands warwick and says, let's put him on Diana."}, {"start": 18681.8, "end": 18683.92, "text": " He had a lot of fun on that last time."}, {"start": 18683.92, "end": 18685.84, "text": " And then your teammate banned Masry."}, {"start": 18685.84, "end": 18688.239999999998, "text": " So now you're going to have to second time Diana"}, {"start": 18688.239999999998, "end": 18691.6, "text": " because high buys decided that this was going to happen this"}, {"start": 18691.6, "end": 18692.44, "text": " game."}, {"start": 18692.44, "end": 18695.079999999998, "text": " But don't test."}, {"start": 18695.079999999998, "end": 18696.44, "text": " There's no chat history."}, {"start": 18696.44, "end": 18697.92, "text": " There's no chat logs."}, {"start": 18697.92, "end": 18699.56, "text": " No one's even going to look."}, {"start": 18699.56, "end": 18705.32, "text": " No, he typed it in the stream."}, {"start": 18705.32, "end": 18708.62, "text": " So let me get this straight down, Pess."}, {"start": 18708.62, "end": 18711.94, "text": " I leave my setup for 25 seconds."}, {"start": 18711.94, "end": 18716.98, "text": " I come back, Master Yi's gone, and Warwick are gone."}, {"start": 18716.98, "end": 18719.22, "text": " Dude, walk in Diana."}, {"start": 18719.22, "end": 18721.62, "text": " Jinxie walk in Diana, please walk in Diana."}, {"start": 18721.62, "end": 18724.62, "text": " Jinxie, please walk in Diana, please walk in Diana."}, {"start": 18724.62, "end": 18728.22, "text": " OK, but I need to get to the bottom of this, because high-vives."}, {"start": 18728.22, "end": 18730.62, "text": " If I picked Warwick, why would my team ban it?"}, {"start": 18730.62, "end": 18731.9, "text": " What'd you pick, high-vives?"}, {"start": 18731.9, "end": 18733.02, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 18733.02, "end": 18735.02, "text": " High-vives band Warwick"}, {"start": 18738.3, "end": 18741.7, "text": " Say voila voila high-vives band Warwick"}, {"start": 18742.66, "end": 18744.66, "text": " High-vives you get the phone call"}, {"start": 18745.260000000002, "end": 18747.38, "text": " High-vives you get the fucking phone call"}, {"start": 18748.38, "end": 18752.54, "text": " Okay, okay, let's shut shut shut shut the shut the fuck up"}, {"start": 18763.02, "end": 18772.14, "text": " You sound awfully skipper today. Yo, hi guys. Where's my warwick at bro? Where's"}, {"start": 18772.14, "end": 18775.66, "text": " my warwick at?"}, {"start": 18787.5, "end": 18791.58, "text": " So you're saying I should beat the shit out of my coach?"}, {"start": 18791.58, "end": 18794.86, "text": " Yes, your coach is blaming you on me as an out."}, {"start": 18794.86, "end": 18797.300000000003, "text": " First of all, there's a lot of red flags to the story."}, {"start": 18797.300000000003, "end": 18799.5, "text": " One, nobody typed."}, {"start": 18799.5, "end": 18803.420000000002, "text": " Two, I don't even know what characters to select."}, {"start": 18803.420000000002, "end": 18804.980000000003, "text": " Because I don't play the game."}, {"start": 18804.980000000003, "end": 18807.980000000003, "text": " And three, he's a piece of shit."}, {"start": 18807.980000000003, "end": 18808.480000000003, "text": " Great."}, {"start": 18808.480000000003, "end": 18809.300000000003, "text": " My eyes."}, {"start": 18809.300000000003, "end": 18809.800000000003, "text": " Great."}, {"start": 18809.800000000003, "end": 18814.100000000002, "text": " Yo, Dantez, I'm going to have your ass on a stick."}, {"start": 18814.100000000002, "end": 18816.260000000002, "text": " Why am I on Diana?"}, {"start": 18816.260000000002, "end": 18819.06, "text": " Jinxie, jinxie, jinxie, jinxie."}, {"start": 18819.06, "end": 18822.24, "text": " Buy, buy your smite, buy your smite, buy your smite."}, {"start": 18822.24, "end": 18825.32, "text": " Jinxie listen to me, what's worse, what's worse?"}, {"start": 18825.32, "end": 18828.800000000003, "text": " Is it worse that I lied to you about High Vise"}, {"start": 18828.800000000003, "end": 18830.72, "text": " doing all those awful things,"}, {"start": 18830.72, "end": 18833.08, "text": " or the fact that High Vise is a snitch?"}, {"start": 18833.08, "end": 18834.960000000003, "text": " What's actually worse, think about it."}, {"start": 18836.36, "end": 18838.260000000002, "text": " You lying about all of those things."}, {"start": 18839.280000000002, "end": 18840.48, "text": " Okay, fair point."}, {"start": 18840.48, "end": 18843.280000000002, "text": " So listen, the reason why you're on Diana this game, Jinxie,"}, {"start": 18843.280000000002, "end": 18845.48, "text": " is because we're gonna get to an elo soon,"}, {"start": 18845.48, "end": 18847.280000000002, "text": " where Warwick is gonna start getting bad."}, {"start": 18847.28, "end": 18853.62, "text": " And Diana, I really liked your Diana gameplay last time, and she's getting buffed next patch, okay?"}, {"start": 18853.62, "end": 18856.12, "text": " Yo, buddy! Hey, buddy, buddy, buddy!"}, {"start": 18856.12, "end": 18860.16, "text": " I don't give a crud! I've been going hammies with Warwick!"}, {"start": 18860.16, "end": 18861.82, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 18861.82, "end": 18865.34, "text": " Jinxy, but it's like you with shotguns in Siege, bro!"}, {"start": 18865.34, "end": 18870.199999999997, "text": " NO! WATCH THAT SHIT! WATCH THAT SHIT!"}, {"start": 18870.199999999997, "end": 18872.199999999997, "text": " I'm not a shotgun one-trick!"}, {"start": 18873.98, "end": 18875.98, "text": " Okay, listen."}, {"start": 18875.98, "end": 18881.98, "text": " Jinxie, if shotguns could get banned in Siege, what rank do you think you would be?"}, {"start": 18881.98, "end": 18885.98, "text": " Champion! Literally! On God! Champion! On God!"}, {"start": 18885.98, "end": 18888.98, "text": " Have you ever hit champion without shotguns?"}, {"start": 18888.98, "end": 18891.98, "text": " That's not possible! They've been in the game!"}, {"start": 18891.98, "end": 18899.98, "text": " Nobody have you ever done it! Have you ever done a challenge? Press W, where you haven't hit champion without shotguns. Be honest!"}, {"start": 18899.98, "end": 18904.98, "text": " Why would anyone ever do that? Look, I have to make rotations. Why would anyone ever do that?"}, {"start": 18904.98, "end": 18911.739999999998, "text": " anyone ever do that yo bro bro bro hey hey bro I'm cool with the coaching man"}, {"start": 18911.739999999998, "end": 18920.82, "text": " I'm cool with thank God thank fucking God thank God honestly oh my god yo listen"}, {"start": 18920.82, "end": 18926.46, "text": " don't no no hey don't touch my whirlwind I'm about to be two wins away from"}, {"start": 18926.46, "end": 18931.7, "text": " fucking iron one as you would say buddy buddy buddy listen listen bro let me"}, {"start": 18931.7, "end": 18936.22, "text": " myself crystal clear if warwick gets banned sure I'll give Diana a little bit"}, {"start": 18936.22, "end": 18941.260000000002, "text": " of a dab I sucked it with master key I'm never playing him again but don't fucking"}, {"start": 18941.260000000002, "end": 18946.940000000002, "text": " ban warwick buddy okay jing see jing see imagine you're in a plane and the plane"}, {"start": 18946.940000000002, "end": 18951.66, "text": " crashes right and you have a professional would I imagine that because"}, {"start": 18951.66, "end": 18955.940000000002, "text": " wouldn't I just instantly blow up and die no jing see listen to the fucking story"}, {"start": 18955.94, "end": 18956.94, "text": " Now!"}, {"start": 18956.94, "end": 18964.539999999997, "text": " Imagine you're in a plane and the plane crashes on an island, okay?"}, {"start": 18964.539999999997, "end": 18967.66, "text": " And then as it crashes, there are only two survivors."}, {"start": 18967.66, "end": 18971.059999999998, "text": " You and a professional farmer, right?"}, {"start": 18971.059999999998, "end": 18976.1, "text": " You playing Warwick every game is like you killing that professional farmer and eating"}, {"start": 18976.1, "end": 18977.5, "text": " them for food."}, {"start": 18977.5, "end": 18984.699999999997, "text": " But if you would leave them alive, even though sand isn't as tasty as human meat, long term"}, {"start": 18984.7, "end": 18987.4, "text": " You get a good sustenance."}, {"start": 18987.600000000002, "end": 18991.4, "text": " It's the same concept by you playing warwick."}, {"start": 18991.5, "end": 18995.4, "text": " It's like you're getting short term gratification, but you're not getting the"}, {"start": 18995.4, "end": 18996.7, "text": " long term gratification."}, {"start": 18996.7, "end": 18997.600000000002, "text": " Does that make sense?"}, {"start": 18998.8, "end": 18999.8, "text": " Bro buddy, buddy."}, {"start": 18999.8, "end": 19001.4, "text": " I just want to get bronze, dude."}, {"start": 19001.8, "end": 19002.600000000002, "text": " The fuck."}, {"start": 19004.7, "end": 19005.7, "text": " Dude, it Jinxie."}, {"start": 19005.7, "end": 19009.7, "text": " Listen, you want to get bronze, but do you want to get sober after?"}, {"start": 19010.9, "end": 19011.5, "text": " Yes, bro."}, {"start": 19011.5, "end": 19012.5, "text": " I want to pass Ludwig."}, {"start": 19012.5, "end": 19013.2, "text": " You know that."}, {"start": 19013.2, "end": 19017.84, "text": " Yes, so Jinxie, let me tell you Ludwig, he can only play one champion"}, {"start": 19018.600000000002, "end": 19025.74, "text": " Moderately decently and that's a moomoo if we get you on three champs and they're all 1v9 demon carries"}, {"start": 19025.760000000002, "end": 19030.4, "text": " Do you understand the kind of damage you could cause? It's like we get a toddler"}, {"start": 19030.4, "end": 19034.600000000002, "text": " We inject him full of steroids and we let him loosen the shoots of New York"}, {"start": 19034.68, "end": 19038.920000000002, "text": " That's gonna be you Jinxie at LCS finals. Wait, am I?"}, {"start": 19039.56, "end": 19041.56, "text": " Am I the toddler?"}, {"start": 19041.56, "end": 19045.56, "text": " Yes. Yo. Yo, yo, yo, yo, girl."}, {"start": 19045.56, "end": 19049.56, "text": " Uh, I like the analogy. Can I not be a fucking infant?"}, {"start": 19049.56, "end": 19054.56, "text": " Look, bro, Jincy, you're iron right now! Do you understand?"}, {"start": 19054.56, "end": 19057.56, "text": " Yeah, what's so bad about iron? Why do you always say iron?"}, {"start": 19057.56, "end": 19061.56, "text": " It's not bad, but it's like you're in the beginning processes."}, {"start": 19061.56, "end": 19065.56, "text": " Jincy, it's like you just fertilize the womb and you're the embryo."}, {"start": 19065.56, "end": 19069.56, "text": " Iron, you're the embryo, bro. And we need to sit down."}, {"start": 19069.56, "end": 19072.920000000002, "text": " We need to make sure that you have the best sperm inside of you"}, {"start": 19072.920000000002, "end": 19075.16, "text": " to make sure that you develop properly."}, {"start": 19075.16, "end": 19077.32, "text": " Does that make sense?"}, {"start": 19077.32, "end": 19079.32, "text": " Yeah, but dude, don't be mean to irons, bro."}, {"start": 19079.32, "end": 19080.440000000002, "text": " Hey, we're people too."}, {"start": 19080.440000000002, "end": 19082.32, "text": " Irons are people also."}, {"start": 19082.32, "end": 19084.440000000002, "text": " Buddy, and there's a lot of us, dude."}, {"start": 19084.440000000002, "end": 19086.04, "text": " Irons are people too, Chad."}, {"start": 19086.04, "end": 19088.72, "text": " I'm going to stand up for us, man."}, {"start": 19088.72, "end": 19090.24, "text": " Irons are people, bro."}, {"start": 19090.24, "end": 19092.32, "text": " And we have rights, OK?"}, {"start": 19092.32, "end": 19095.88, "text": " You can't just walk all over us and shit on our forehead"}, {"start": 19095.88, "end": 19097.88, "text": " and call us toddlers, bro."}, {"start": 19097.88, "end": 19101.0, "text": " Maybe we're iron because maybe we're good at other games, dude."}, {"start": 19101.48, "end": 19103.8, "text": " Maybe we're iron because we have a girlfriend."}, {"start": 19104.32, "end": 19107.72, "text": " Maybe we're iron because we leave our house, okay?"}, {"start": 19108.08, "end": 19110.68, "text": " Maybe we're iron because we have a social life, man."}, {"start": 19111.120000000003, "end": 19113.600000000002, "text": " Stop being so frickin' mean to irons, bro."}, {"start": 19113.920000000002, "end": 19117.48, "text": " Not everybody dumps 36,000 hours into League of Legends, buddy."}, {"start": 19117.84, "end": 19119.8, "text": " Why is my entire chat disagreeing with me?"}, {"start": 19120.24, "end": 19125.600000000002, "text": " Jinxie, 80% of iron players don't have the right amount of chromosomes."}, {"start": 19125.600000000002, "end": 19128.000000000004, "text": " And that is a statistic fact."}, {"start": 19129.000000000004, "end": 19130.7, "text": " I'm gonna disagree."}, {"start": 19130.7, "end": 19131.800000000003, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 19131.800000000003, "end": 19135.2, "text": " Hey, I'm gonna actually disagree with you on that, man."}, {"start": 19135.2, "end": 19137.800000000003, "text": " Jynxxy, facts don't care about your feelings, bro."}, {"start": 19137.800000000003, "end": 19138.800000000003, "text": " It's a statistic fact."}, {"start": 19138.800000000003, "end": 19140.7, "text": " What are you, Ben Shapiro, dude?"}, {"start": 19140.7, "end": 19142.800000000003, "text": " Yo, lock it in the game, bro."}, {"start": 19143.4, "end": 19145.000000000004, "text": " Okay, alright."}, {"start": 19145.000000000004, "end": 19146.7, "text": " Let's talk to Bob Folkare."}, {"start": 19146.7, "end": 19147.7, "text": " You ready for this?"}, {"start": 19148.000000000004, "end": 19149.600000000002, "text": " Yo, but bro, just not us."}, {"start": 19149.600000000002, "end": 19150.600000000002, "text": " Hey, come on."}, {"start": 19150.600000000002, "end": 19150.9, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 19150.9, "end": 19152.100000000002, "text": " Irons are people too, man."}, {"start": 19152.100000000002, "end": 19153.100000000002, "text": " Be nice to us, bro."}, {"start": 19153.4, "end": 19155.4, "text": " Yeah, but Jynxxy, imagine when you're bronze."}, {"start": 19155.4, "end": 19159.08, "text": " When you're bronze, you won't have to grandstand about irons having human rights anymore."}, {"start": 19159.08, "end": 19163.88, "text": " You can sit there and say that they deserve nothing except to be stepped on by everyone around them"}, {"start": 19163.88, "end": 19167.4, "text": " and used as cannon fodder in the fucking, in the artillery cannons."}, {"start": 19169.800000000003, "end": 19174.2, "text": " So, Dates, you're basically saying iron serves zero purpose instead of playing."}, {"start": 19175.4, "end": 19178.84, "text": " The only purpose iron- oh, it's my this, my this, my this, my this, my this, it's gonna be set,"}, {"start": 19178.84, "end": 19185.46, "text": " That's my toys. Okay. The only purpose that iron players serve jing see is to give bronze players free wins"}, {"start": 19185.58, "end": 19192.54, "text": " It's like fish eat bigger fish the only purpose that bronze players serve is to give silvers free wins"}, {"start": 19192.66, "end": 19199.94, "text": " There is always a better league player than you and he's gonna take your LP. So it's about you getting better. What are you doing?"}, {"start": 19201.14, "end": 19203.38, "text": " Well, what what the fuck just happened?"}, {"start": 19203.38, "end": 19206.38, "text": " I'm not sure, my my my my my my danger is crash, I'm good."}, {"start": 19206.38, "end": 19208.38, "text": " Okay, okay, you're good now."}, {"start": 19208.38, "end": 19211.38, "text": " So the only point of bronze is to feed silvers, you said?"}, {"start": 19211.38, "end": 19213.38, "text": " Yes, exactly."}, {"start": 19213.38, "end": 19218.38, "text": " It's like, okay, you know how in the ocean, there's like sardines?"}, {"start": 19218.38, "end": 19221.38, "text": " I thought those come in cans."}, {"start": 19221.38, "end": 19224.38, "text": " Yeah, but Jinxie, where the fuck do you think they come from?"}, {"start": 19224.38, "end": 19226.38, "text": " Before the cans!"}, {"start": 19226.38, "end": 19227.38, "text": " Thomas!"}, {"start": 19227.38, "end": 19230.38, "text": " Oh, that actually makes sense, okay."}, {"start": 19230.38, "end": 19235.3, "text": " okay so it's like think of it this way as an iron player you're like a little"}, {"start": 19235.3, "end": 19239.64, "text": " sardine swimming through the ocean until a big red snapper comes up behind you"}, {"start": 19239.64, "end": 19243.100000000002, "text": " and starts dicking you down with his fish cough"}, {"start": 19243.100000000002, "end": 19248.82, "text": " okay does that make sense yes and then when you're a silver you're like that"}, {"start": 19248.82, "end": 19255.82, "text": " red snapper getting dicked down and fucked on by a dolphin oh okay and then"}, {"start": 19255.82, "end": 19259.940000000002, "text": " when you're when you're the dolphin right now you walk around and you're"}, {"start": 19259.94, "end": 19263.78, "text": " getting dicked down and fucked on by a great white shark. Does that make sense?"}, {"start": 19263.78, "end": 19271.26, "text": " Yeah, okay. Exactly. And that's what it's like playing League of Legends. So it's all"}, {"start": 19271.26, "end": 19279.5, "text": " just one big like sex organization. Yes, exactly. No, no, no, no. Like it's like one"}, {"start": 19279.5, "end": 19285.539999999997, "text": " it's one big ecosystem of like who gets to bang you. Exactly. Yes. Yes. It's like,"}, {"start": 19285.54, "end": 19293.54, "text": " Listen, loading into a game of League is like you're entering a gang bang, except you don't know who's going to get fucked."}, {"start": 19293.54, "end": 19300.54, "text": " Okay, go for this. Go in, go in! Go in! Go in! Please! E, hold Q."}, {"start": 19300.54, "end": 19305.54, "text": " Oh my. E. Okay, back up. Okay."}, {"start": 19305.54, "end": 19310.54, "text": " Okay. No, no, don't take the wave. Go for the barcrab. Barcrab."}, {"start": 19310.54, "end": 19313.54, "text": " My team doesn't deserve gold bro, you're setting me aside."}, {"start": 19313.54, "end": 19316.54, "text": " Okay, why are we flashing?"}, {"start": 19316.54, "end": 19320.54, "text": " Uh, I'm flashing so I don't get..."}, {"start": 19320.54, "end": 19323.54, "text": " I'm flashing because I'm Ivern bro, what do you want me to say?"}, {"start": 19323.54, "end": 19325.54, "text": " Alright, that's fine, that's good."}, {"start": 19325.54, "end": 19330.54, "text": " So now you're gonna go for the crab and then you're gonna reset, okay?"}, {"start": 19330.54, "end": 19338.54, "text": " So now Jinx, what you're gonna do as punishment is while you're recalling, I want you to start jiggling your body."}, {"start": 19338.54, "end": 19340.54, "text": " Are you doing it?"}, {"start": 19341.32, "end": 19347.22, "text": " Yes, I jiggled I jiggled. Okay, good. So now what we're gonna have to do is I want to explain to you something, okay?"}, {"start": 19347.98, "end": 19351.52, "text": " Do you see how right now it says you have three hundred and eighty gold?"}, {"start": 19352.5, "end": 19354.14, "text": " Yeah, what's the problem, man?"}, {"start": 19354.14, "end": 19359.36, "text": " So the thing is that when you leave base you always want to make sure you spend all your gold, right?"}, {"start": 19359.5, "end": 19365.620000000003, "text": " Think of gold like money in real life, right? Like let's say you're going around and you're paying for let's say"}, {"start": 19365.62, "end": 19374.18, "text": " I don't know syringes right it's full of black tar heroin to inject into all the people that bullied you through our entire life"}, {"start": 19374.18, "end": 19377.14, "text": " And kill them we don't want to leave the drug dealer with"}, {"start": 19377.7, "end": 19382.3, "text": " $300 in the in the in the fucking pocket right we want to make sure that we spend all of it"}, {"start": 19382.3, "end": 19388.739999999998, "text": " So as many of the people that made our lives miserable will find a way to fucking suffer for their sins does that make sense?"}, {"start": 19388.74, "end": 19398.74, "text": " And it's the same with League of Legends. So when you're leaving base, you always want to make sure that you spend all your gold"}, {"start": 19398.74, "end": 19405.74, "text": " because they are going to want to make you suffer. And the more gold that you have spent, the stronger you are."}, {"start": 19405.74, "end": 19406.74, "text": " Do you see what I mean?"}, {"start": 19406.74, "end": 19409.74, "text": " Yes, got it. Yes, sir. Understood, sir. Always leave with zero."}, {"start": 19409.74, "end": 19410.74, "text": " Exactly, yes."}, {"start": 19410.74, "end": 19413.74, "text": " So you're not even buying the shitty boots. You're not even buying the shitty boots."}, {"start": 19413.74, "end": 19419.74, "text": " Yeah, but Jinxie, listen, listen. What if I told you that the shitty boots aren't actually shitty boots?"}, {"start": 19419.74, "end": 19423.74, "text": " What if I told you movement speed is the most broken stat in the entire game?"}, {"start": 19423.74, "end": 19425.74, "text": " That's... really?"}, {"start": 19425.74, "end": 19432.74, "text": " Think about this one, okay? Imagine movement speed in League of Legends like bullet travel speed in like Rainbow Six."}, {"start": 19432.74, "end": 19439.74, "text": " Imagine different guns had different speeds on which the bullets travel. Which ones would be able to kill other people first?"}, {"start": 19439.74, "end": 19441.74, "text": " Fast bullets and killing faster."}, {"start": 19441.74, "end": 19447.5, "text": " Exactly and it's the same with league because the thing is that when you you are faster in the game you can dodge skill shots"}, {"start": 19447.5, "end": 19452.780000000002, "text": " You can minefield down press up and chase him press up and chase him press up and chase this old fuck chase him chase him"}, {"start": 19455.980000000003, "end": 19458.300000000003, "text": " Okay, so you start out when you press E nice"}, {"start": 19459.260000000002, "end": 19461.260000000002, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 19461.260000000002, "end": 19464.66, "text": " Chase who I can't catch it. What the fuck are you talking like bro?"}, {"start": 19465.300000000003, "end": 19469.66, "text": " Stay on hacker a man. Seriously. I would have gave up if you just told me to give up"}, {"start": 19469.66, "end": 19475.579999999998, "text": " Well you said to chase him, I can't get to him bro, you fucking idiot, you idiot!"}, {"start": 19478.06, "end": 19480.46, "text": " I'm sorry bro, I don't know what I feel like."}, {"start": 19480.46, "end": 19482.54, "text": " Jinxy, can I ask you a question?"}, {"start": 19482.54, "end": 19483.18, "text": " Yes, what's up?"}, {"start": 19483.98, "end": 19488.3, "text": " Okay, do you think the first man that went to the end of the rainbow"}, {"start": 19488.3, "end": 19492.54, "text": " was the first guy that ended up fucking the leprechaun in the ass and sealing all this pot of gold?"}, {"start": 19494.06, "end": 19496.06, "text": " Yes, the first guy to get there, yeah."}, {"start": 19496.06, "end": 19503.420000000002, "text": " No, no, he wasn't Jinxie, but it was the guy that never stopped chasing the end of a rainbow that managed to get that Leprosy."}, {"start": 19503.420000000002, "end": 19506.940000000002, "text": " Does that make sense? And it's the same thing with League of Legends."}, {"start": 19506.940000000002, "end": 19507.82, "text": " It's not?"}, {"start": 19507.82, "end": 19508.460000000003, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 19508.460000000003, "end": 19510.06, "text": " Did you just say Leprosy?"}, {"start": 19511.100000000002, "end": 19514.38, "text": " Well, yeah, Leprechaun Ossie. Leprosy."}, {"start": 19517.74, "end": 19522.620000000003, "text": " It's like, you know how like Thumbboys, it's like Butthole Ossie, like Bussie?"}, {"start": 19522.620000000003, "end": 19523.58, "text": " Bussie, yes, yes."}, {"start": 19523.58, "end": 19530.58, "text": " Okay, so now Jinxie, while you clear your bulbs, I want you to start winking your hole."}, {"start": 19530.58, "end": 19532.58, "text": " What is going on?"}, {"start": 19532.58, "end": 19538.58, "text": " Please, you're going to have to start like holding it and then pushing out and you're"}, {"start": 19538.58, "end": 19542.58, "text": " going to do this really fast until your asshole starts winking."}, {"start": 19542.58, "end": 19545.58, "text": " Does that make sense?"}, {"start": 19545.58, "end": 19548.58, "text": " Bro, did Faker do any of this shit, bro?"}, {"start": 19548.58, "end": 19550.58, "text": " like"}, {"start": 19550.780000000002, "end": 19552.280000000002, "text": " Let me ask you a better question"}, {"start": 19552.280000000002, "end": 19556.100000000002, "text": " Do you think faker would have ever doubted his coaches if you really want to become the best?"}, {"start": 19556.100000000002, "end": 19559.940000000002, "text": " No, probably not bro. No, so start winking your fucking"}, {"start": 19563.940000000002, "end": 19568.640000000003, "text": " No, dude, you do it internally. It's like imagine trying to push and pull"}, {"start": 19571.260000000002, "end": 19577.640000000003, "text": " So push and pull to my ass. Yes, exactly and then you it's like it starts winking"}, {"start": 19578.58, "end": 19584.58, "text": " look bro, let me focus on the game, you already emptied me once, please"}, {"start": 19584.58, "end": 19589.58, "text": " jingzy, why were you bouncing up and down in your chair?"}, {"start": 19589.58, "end": 19591.58, "text": " because I'm winking my hole bro"}, {"start": 19591.58, "end": 19595.58, "text": " okay, alright fine, okay so listen, this is what we're going to do now, okay?"}, {"start": 19595.58, "end": 19599.58, "text": " you're going to play for the crugs, after the crugs we're going to have to have you reset and look on the grubs, okay?"}, {"start": 19599.58, "end": 19603.58, "text": " what if I told you not to press, I already knew that"}, {"start": 19603.58, "end": 19607.58, "text": " did you, wait did you really?"}, {"start": 19607.58, "end": 19610.940000000002, "text": " Okay, so I'm gonna ask you a question. What's the play after grubs that and talk to me?"}, {"start": 19612.84, "end": 19618.86, "text": " Well, we have to we have to like the reason why you're a heck of a player bro is because you don't assess what's in front of me"}, {"start": 19619.460000000003, "end": 19624.140000000003, "text": " The thing is I it changes in the fly dude. I don't know what if the next place"}, {"start": 19624.420000000002, "end": 19628.22, "text": " It's probably for me gonna be a topgank because it's more or no not a topgank"}, {"start": 19628.22, "end": 19632.34, "text": " Sorry, it's probably gonna be Scott and then I'm just gonna work from this quadrant here, bro"}, {"start": 19632.34, "end": 19638.3, "text": " Jinxie, you know what it feels like when you talk to me and you say, oh, a hechrom player"}, {"start": 19638.3, "end": 19641.3, "text": " in the tribe like making me understand the game?"}, {"start": 19641.3, "end": 19642.3, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 19642.3, "end": 19647.66, "text": " It's like, imagine, I'm like the karate master and I have my own dojo and then one day this"}, {"start": 19647.66, "end": 19653.9, "text": " like mentally like a not all there kid with like a white belt walks in and because he"}, {"start": 19653.9, "end": 19659.98, "text": " manages to get one proper fucking like karate chop, he thinks that now he's a fucking king"}, {"start": 19659.98, "end": 19666.3, "text": " Shit, and he starts challenging the dojo sensei, but do you know what the dojo sensei has to do now to that guy?"}, {"start": 19669.739999999998, "end": 19674.64, "text": " Okay, well run away run away he's invincible run away run away run away. I just run away run away"}, {"start": 19675.26, "end": 19682.06, "text": " Okay, I'm fine. Okay. Okay. They can turn just auto your Q sub in one second hold Q hold Q"}, {"start": 19682.06, "end": 19684.06, "text": " Why didn't you fight?!"}, {"start": 19684.06, "end": 19686.06, "text": " I would have died, bro. You're a hack-a-lanke player."}, {"start": 19686.06, "end": 19688.06, "text": " Please let me play the game."}, {"start": 19688.06, "end": 19692.06, "text": " Dinksy, I'm not kidding. If I hear you said that one more fucking time, bro,"}, {"start": 19692.06, "end": 19696.06, "text": " Tarzan Springs might not be the only place that you have to worry for your life inside of."}, {"start": 19696.06, "end": 19698.06, "text": " One second, I'm maugging you."}, {"start": 19698.06, "end": 19700.06, "text": " Oh, wait, I'm still..."}, {"start": 19700.06, "end": 19702.06, "text": " Bro, listen, bro, the player has outgrown the coach, man."}, {"start": 19702.06, "end": 19704.06, "text": " Like, I already..."}, {"start": 19704.06, "end": 19706.06, "text": " Bro, don't test. Bro, I'm ready for..."}, {"start": 19706.06, "end": 19708.06, "text": " Ah, France, man."}, {"start": 19708.06, "end": 19710.06, "text": " Like, I'm better than you, bro."}, {"start": 19710.06, "end": 19712.82, "text": " stay on the heck of him"}, {"start": 19712.82, "end": 19715.460000000003, "text": " do you wanna one who won me on warwick after this game?"}, {"start": 19715.460000000003, "end": 19718.300000000003, "text": " okay sir i'm sorry"}, {"start": 19718.300000000003, "end": 19720.38, "text": " jing see i'm gonna be honest listen"}, {"start": 19720.38, "end": 19723.260000000002, "text": " if you think you're the best dog there is on the warwick"}, {"start": 19723.260000000002, "end": 19724.86, "text": " then you better start fucking"}, {"start": 19724.86, "end": 19726.420000000002, "text": " BARKING LIKE ONE!"}, {"start": 19726.420000000002, "end": 19729.420000000002, "text": " NOW!"}, {"start": 19729.420000000002, "end": 19732.140000000003, "text": " who's a good boy at barfing?"}, {"start": 19732.140000000003, "end": 19735.86, "text": " BARK! BARK! BARK!"}, {"start": 19735.86, "end": 19738.98, "text": " just like that"}, {"start": 19738.98, "end": 19744.98, "text": " Not nice. Now I feel like a fucking weirdo. Cause you stop."}, {"start": 19749.98, "end": 19753.98, "text": " Bro, coach, are you sure that baker did that though, man? Seriously?"}, {"start": 19753.98, "end": 19757.98, "text": " Jinxie, jinxie, jinxie. But let me ask you a question, okay?"}, {"start": 19757.98, "end": 19767.98, "text": " It's like Albert Einstein asking Socrates if Jeffrey Epstein had to become the best scientist on the planet"}, {"start": 19767.98, "end": 19771.98, "text": " To learn how to create gravity, but that's not how it works, bro."}, {"start": 19771.98, "end": 19776.98, "text": " How did we even get to Epstein out of that?"}, {"start": 19776.98, "end": 19780.98, "text": " Because he's the guy that fucking created gravity."}, {"start": 19780.98, "end": 19783.98, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 19783.98, "end": 19788.98, "text": " Bro, you know he did it. He created awful shit."}, {"start": 19788.98, "end": 19793.98, "text": " Dude, dude, Jinxie, just back up. That guy literally created gravity."}, {"start": 19793.98, "end": 19796.98, "text": " it's not even it's like well documented in the history books"}, {"start": 19796.98, "end": 19802.98, "text": " okay no no what you're gonna do is you're gonna back up and recall"}, {"start": 19802.98, "end": 19806.98, "text": " no you're gonna let your team die let them die let them die let them die"}, {"start": 19806.98, "end": 19810.98, "text": " let them die actually never mind you don't have to"}, {"start": 19810.98, "end": 19814.98, "text": " okay go to drag go to drag go to drag"}, {"start": 19814.98, "end": 19818.34, "text": " Jinxie go drag go drag drag"}, {"start": 19830.42, "end": 19835.1, "text": " Okay, can you at least kill the old man yo bro, I'm mugging you bro one moment"}, {"start": 19836.62, "end": 19841.86, "text": " Jinxie Jinxie you cannot just sit in this call and every time I tell you to do something"}, {"start": 19841.86, "end": 19848.440000000002, "text": " Like you just refuse to listen and say you're mocking me. That's not how any of this is supposed to work. Okay. Yes"}, {"start": 19848.86, "end": 19850.46, "text": " I'm sorry"}, {"start": 19850.46, "end": 19854.36, "text": " Like it do you understand what it's like? It's like imagine a"}, {"start": 19855.18, "end": 19860.38, "text": " Guy gets singing lessons from Michael Jackson and then when Michael Jackson tells him to do something"}, {"start": 19860.38, "end": 19862.100000000002, "text": " He's like no no, I'm not gonna do it"}, {"start": 19862.100000000002, "end": 19867.98, "text": " Oh, I'm mocking you and he just starts fucking like fingering his own ass like let's help the most blood curdling yell ever"}, {"start": 19868.58, "end": 19871.18, "text": " Yo, me how it's okay. I got it. I got it"}, {"start": 19871.86, "end": 19873.86, "text": " Yo, Meeha!"}, {"start": 19873.86, "end": 19874.86, "text": " Oh wait, okay."}, {"start": 19874.86, "end": 19877.86, "text": " Smite at 1000, 1000, 1000, 1000."}, {"start": 19877.86, "end": 19878.86, "text": " Good!"}, {"start": 19878.86, "end": 19879.86, "text": " Good smite."}, {"start": 19879.86, "end": 19880.86, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19880.86, "end": 19883.86, "text": " Press E. You're gonna die anyways, but it's okay."}, {"start": 19883.86, "end": 19884.86, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 19884.86, "end": 19889.86, "text": " Okay, so JNC, whenever you die but you make a worth fight, you need to ult shot right now."}, {"start": 19889.86, "end": 19892.86, "text": " Worth, comma, scum bags."}, {"start": 19892.86, "end": 19895.86, "text": " Worth, comma, scum bags."}, {"start": 19895.86, "end": 19896.86, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19896.86, "end": 19897.86, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 19897.86, "end": 19902.04, "text": " So now the enemy team knows where they stand."}, {"start": 19902.04, "end": 19906.34, "text": " So they know now, it's like, damn, like even if they got the kill, they're still nothing"}, {"start": 19906.34, "end": 19909.22, "text": " more than like the dirt on the corner of your suit."}, {"start": 19909.22, "end": 19910.74, "text": " Does that make sense?"}, {"start": 19910.74, "end": 19914.82, "text": " Yes, captain, yes, aye aye captain."}, {"start": 19914.82, "end": 19917.16, "text": " I can't hear you!"}, {"start": 19917.16, "end": 19919.420000000002, "text": " Aye aye captain."}, {"start": 19919.420000000002, "end": 19920.66, "text": " Whooooo!"}, {"start": 19920.66, "end": 19922.66, "text": " Lips in a pineapple under the sea"}, {"start": 19922.66, "end": 19927.66, "text": " No! I said apart! I said apart!"}, {"start": 19931.66, "end": 19933.66, "text": " Lips in a pineapple under the sea"}, {"start": 19933.66, "end": 19935.66, "text": " SpongeBob Squarepants"}, {"start": 19935.66, "end": 19938.66, "text": " Annoying and yellow and porous is he"}, {"start": 19938.66, "end": 19940.66, "text": " SpongeBob Squarepants"}, {"start": 19940.66, "end": 19943.66, "text": " No! Not SpongeBob! SpongeBob!"}, {"start": 19945.66, "end": 19947.66, "text": " Annoying and yellow and porous is he"}, {"start": 19947.66, "end": 19949.66, "text": " SpongeBob Squarepants"}, {"start": 19950.66, "end": 19953.14, "text": " It's not a cool nonsense, it's something you wish."}, {"start": 19953.14, "end": 19957.18, "text": " SpongeBob SquarePants, that's not what I'm here to live on, like a fish!"}, {"start": 19959.18, "end": 19964.06, "text": " Okay, JynxC, you just stole my line again, so you can decide your own punishment now."}, {"start": 19964.46, "end": 19967.14, "text": " Um, can I be Alvastine?"}, {"start": 19968.14, "end": 19970.14, "text": " Only if you do it very sensually."}, {"start": 19970.7, "end": 19975.5, "text": " Okay, you know what, bro? Faker did not- no, no, no. Faker did not do this, man."}, {"start": 19975.5, "end": 19977.7, "text": " Okay, well, let me ask you a question. Faker did not do this, man."}, {"start": 19977.7, "end": 19979.94, "text": " Do you have proof that he didn't do this?"}, {"start": 19980.66, "end": 19986.78, "text": " Okay, that's actually a good fucking point, no."}, {"start": 19986.78, "end": 19992.1, "text": " But Jinxie, listen, if you don't have proof that someone did something, right, and there's"}, {"start": 19992.1, "end": 19997.579999999998, "text": " also no proof that they didn't do something, then there's a 50-50% chance that what you're"}, {"start": 19997.579999999998, "end": 19999.079999999998, "text": " saying is true."}, {"start": 19999.079999999998, "end": 20003.22, "text": " That's why when someone ints your game and you randomly call them a pedophile, it's like"}, {"start": 20003.22, "end": 20007.62, "text": " you're flipping a coin as whether or not what you're saying is a, like, a logistic fact."}, {"start": 20007.62, "end": 20008.62, "text": " Does that make sense?"}, {"start": 20008.62, "end": 20009.62, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 20009.62, "end": 20011.62, "text": " you're saying is what you're saying then?"}, {"start": 20011.62, "end": 20013.62, "text": " well no it's not here say jing see"}, {"start": 20013.62, "end": 20015.62, "text": " it's a logical conclusion"}, {"start": 20015.62, "end": 20017.62, "text": " because either you did it or you didn't do it"}, {"start": 20017.62, "end": 20019.62, "text": " it's a 50% chance"}, {"start": 20019.62, "end": 20021.62, "text": " hold on coach"}, {"start": 20021.62, "end": 20023.62, "text": " I'm mocking you one second"}, {"start": 20023.62, "end": 20025.62, "text": " you're gonna want to watch this"}, {"start": 20025.62, "end": 20027.62, "text": " okay can you press W"}, {"start": 20039.62, "end": 20041.68, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20069.62, "end": 20071.68, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20099.62, "end": 20101.68, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20129.62, "end": 20131.68, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20159.62, "end": 20161.68, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20219.62, "end": 20223.66, "text": " Keep moving forward how much you can take and keep moving forward"}, {"start": 20223.899999999998, "end": 20227.379999999997, "text": " That's how it is done now if you know what you know"}, {"start": 20227.379999999997, "end": 20231.78, "text": " What you know what you know what you're worth, but you gotta be willing to take the eggs"}, {"start": 20231.94, "end": 20237.1, "text": " And not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you want to be because they hear us or her or anybody"}, {"start": 20237.86, "end": 20241.14, "text": " Cowards do that and that ain't you you're better than that"}, {"start": 20242.3, "end": 20245.3, "text": " Bro, this is for Ivan one don't ask"}, {"start": 20245.3, "end": 20252.46, "text": " Can you please like just heighten me up man? Seriously. This is for iron one and I'm out of mug the fuck out of this warwick streams"}, {"start": 20252.46, "end": 20253.62, "text": " I think the link one"}, {"start": 20253.62, "end": 20255.62, "text": " All right, so Jinx that one you listen here. I know"}, {"start": 20256.62, "end": 20259.98, "text": " You've been playing this game for about three and a half weeks now"}, {"start": 20261.34, "end": 20268.7, "text": " You've been doing your brother for about three and a half weeks now you've been getting coached for about three and a half weeks now"}, {"start": 20269.86, "end": 20273.46, "text": " Most people that start playing League of Legends and start the Ryan journey"}, {"start": 20273.46, "end": 20280.079999999998, "text": " It takes them months to get back to where they started because League of Legends isn't"}, {"start": 20280.079999999998, "end": 20286.48, "text": " just a learning process, it's a war against you."}, {"start": 20286.48, "end": 20291.28, "text": " It will tear away your soul, it will tear away your mind, it will tear away the fabric"}, {"start": 20291.28, "end": 20294.12, "text": " of your being."}, {"start": 20294.12, "end": 20301.96, "text": " And you're at a point right now, Jingxi, where three weeks in, against all odds, you"}, {"start": 20301.96, "end": 20306.7, "text": " You are about to outrank where you first started your journey."}, {"start": 20306.7, "end": 20312.76, "text": " You are about to sit here and do something that nobody thought you would do."}, {"start": 20312.76, "end": 20317.44, "text": " And that's actually be able to get somewhere."}, {"start": 20317.44, "end": 20327.34, "text": " This Jinxie for Ivan I isn't the first step of your journey, it isn't."}, {"start": 20327.34, "end": 20330.14, "text": " It's the precursor for it."}, {"start": 20330.14, "end": 20336.64, "text": " This is where the journey looks like it will begin, because for you the journey starts"}, {"start": 20336.64, "end": 20344.399999999998, "text": " when you hit bronze, it continues when you hit silver, it climaxes upon completion of"}, {"start": 20344.399999999998, "end": 20350.16, "text": " gold and platinum, and then as you look down at all the people around you that you've"}, {"start": 20350.16, "end": 20356.92, "text": " vested, that you've slaughtered, and that you've outranked, and as Ludwig looks up at"}, {"start": 20356.920000000002, "end": 20365.160000000003, "text": " you with fear in his eyes, realizing that he got mugged yet again at yet another game."}, {"start": 20365.160000000003, "end": 20377.2, "text": " Then you can realize that you are now the talk dog, the 2023 gamer of the fucking year!"}, {"start": 20377.2, "end": 20379.160000000003, "text": " You are that!"}, {"start": 20379.160000000003, "end": 20384.2, "text": " But Jinxie, this journey isn't just about being the 2023 gamer here."}, {"start": 20384.2, "end": 20386.2, "text": " Don't forget to press W"}, {"start": 20386.64, "end": 20389.0, "text": " It's about going for more than that Janksy"}, {"start": 20389.62, "end": 20396.84, "text": " Because so help me God for all that it is worth if you hit diamond in League of Legends by the end of this year"}, {"start": 20396.84, "end": 20402.32, "text": " I guarantee you that you won't just be the twenty-twenty-three game of the year anymore"}, {"start": 20402.760000000002, "end": 20404.920000000002, "text": " You're gonna be the fucking two-time"}, {"start": 20406.48, "end": 20410.4, "text": " 2026 as well. Do you understand?"}, {"start": 20410.4, "end": 20412.4, "text": " And, yes, yes."}, {"start": 20413.4, "end": 20417.4, "text": " Alright, so now what you're gonna do is don't forget how your E works."}, {"start": 20417.4, "end": 20421.4, "text": " The way it works is you're gonna press your Q on the camp, and then you E where your Q on."}, {"start": 20421.4, "end": 20426.4, "text": " So like Q now, you can Q now, Q now on the camp, and then you E on the big one."}, {"start": 20426.4, "end": 20428.4, "text": " So you only ever want to use your E once, okay?"}, {"start": 20428.4, "end": 20432.4, "text": " So I want you to just like hover the Q range as well before you use it."}, {"start": 20432.4, "end": 20435.4, "text": " Just so you can get like an idea of how long the Q range is."}, {"start": 20435.4, "end": 20439.4, "text": " So when you're walking towards your red, I want you to click it and then just like drag it out all the way."}, {"start": 20439.4, "end": 20445.640000000003, "text": " Yep, now just try it, okay, okay, because GenC, don't forget, your Q range right now,"}, {"start": 20445.640000000003, "end": 20449.800000000003, "text": " it goes to about the middle of that push that you see right there, okay?"}, {"start": 20449.800000000003, "end": 20454.36, "text": " So the thing is that you can actually pull camps with your Q, so if they run towards"}, {"start": 20454.36, "end": 20459.480000000003, "text": " you faster, which increases your clear speed, but you're not using your W, you need to be"}, {"start": 20459.480000000003, "end": 20461.120000000003, "text": " using your W here."}, {"start": 20461.120000000003, "end": 20465.72, "text": " So now walk to your Krugs, your Krugs, your Krugs, nope, not the Krugs, and then you're"}, {"start": 20465.72, "end": 20468.84, "text": " going to Q and you're going to E over the wall, because you can actually Q and then"}, {"start": 20468.84, "end": 20474.28, "text": " over the wall. So Q where the big crowd would be. There you go. So Jinxie, you need to get it out of"}, {"start": 20474.28, "end": 20480.12, "text": " your system that you're constantly going for these like double E's. You only ever want to E once on"}, {"start": 20480.12, "end": 20486.84, "text": " the big target, okay? Got it. Okay, so now I want you to press W and just like finish this camp."}, {"start": 20487.4, "end": 20494.12, "text": " Okay, number one. Okay, now go to the, okay, so on Diana, you're gonna max your Q, then your W,"}, {"start": 20494.12, "end": 20501.32, "text": " then your E. Okay? Alright, so now go put this crab. This is free. You can use your E."}, {"start": 20501.32, "end": 20508.12, "text": " Remember, any time you see that you use your Q, okay, no. You want to only use your E when you"}, {"start": 20508.12, "end": 20513.399999999998, "text": " land your Q. Okay, so recall. Just recall. Because your Q is going to put a little light thing on"}, {"start": 20513.399999999998, "end": 20517.32, "text": " top of them. So when you E afterwards, you're going to buy that dusk and dot item. So just right"}, {"start": 20517.32, "end": 20522.92, "text": " click dusk and dot. So now Jinx here, I want you to just hover really far away from your character"}, {"start": 20522.920000000002, "end": 20528.08, "text": " model and I want to just press Q just so you can see what the range is see and it"}, {"start": 20528.08, "end": 20532.24, "text": " goes even further than that like it goes way further like I want you to do it"}, {"start": 20532.24, "end": 20536.120000000003, "text": " again like go on the top of your screen and press Q top of your screen and"}, {"start": 20536.120000000003, "end": 20543.160000000003, "text": " press Q Q on the gum see like that now now you can eat okay so you didn't eat fast enough"}, {"start": 20543.160000000003, "end": 20547.760000000002, "text": " so back up a bit there go because the thing is that you want to Q and then"}, {"start": 20547.760000000002, "end": 20552.120000000003, "text": " want to E right before it expires think of it like you remember on Master E you"}, {"start": 20552.12, "end": 20554.12, "text": " She went E at the same time."}, {"start": 20554.12, "end": 20555.12, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 20555.12, "end": 20557.12, "text": " Diana is the same thing."}, {"start": 20557.12, "end": 20560.12, "text": " So getting better at Diana will also make you better at Master E."}, {"start": 20560.12, "end": 20561.12, "text": " So you're going to Q here."}, {"start": 20561.12, "end": 20565.12, "text": " Remember, you always Q from far away so that you can pull the cam first."}, {"start": 20565.12, "end": 20567.12, "text": " Now W, don't forget your W."}, {"start": 20567.12, "end": 20569.12, "text": " You're always forgetting your W. Make sure you use it."}, {"start": 20569.12, "end": 20570.12, "text": " So the way that Diana-"}, {"start": 20570.12, "end": 20573.12, "text": " My Q is a ranged attack, and what does my E do?"}, {"start": 20573.12, "end": 20574.12, "text": " My E dashes?"}, {"start": 20574.12, "end": 20575.12, "text": " Yeah, your E is a dash."}, {"start": 20575.12, "end": 20578.12, "text": " Now Jinx, the thing about it that you have to understand though,"}, {"start": 20578.12, "end": 20584.68, "text": " is that Diana's passive works in a way where when she uses an ability, she gets attacked faster for 5 seconds."}, {"start": 20584.68, "end": 20590.719999999998, "text": " So normally how you want to do it is you Q, E, N, and then you're going to auto-attack 3 times,"}, {"start": 20590.719999999998, "end": 20594.719999999998, "text": " then you're going to press W, and then afterwards you're just going to Q whenever it stops."}, {"start": 20594.719999999998, "end": 20597.719999999998, "text": " What is E twice deal? What does that mean?"}, {"start": 20597.719999999998, "end": 20602.92, "text": " It puts it on cooldown. Like you do not want to use your E twice because it's a 20 second cooldown."}, {"start": 20602.92, "end": 20607.12, "text": " Now walk bot. You can walk bot this free gank. What's your own?"}, {"start": 20607.12, "end": 20613.32, "text": " Let's show him. Okay, so tier GenC. I want you to... Okay, just keep running. Run away. You don't want this one to go up."}, {"start": 20613.96, "end": 20615.84, "text": " You have to flash away."}, {"start": 20615.84, "end": 20621.48, "text": " Flash away. This is good. Now, Q the Warwick so that he can catch up to you. Have you Q him and then lock to your tower?"}, {"start": 20622.84, "end": 20624.84, "text": " Run away. Just run away. Run away."}, {"start": 20626.12, "end": 20628.8, "text": " Okay, press W the second it's up. W the second it's up."}, {"start": 20634.64, "end": 20636.64, "text": " Okay. Yeah, this character sucks, dude."}, {"start": 20637.12, "end": 20637.62, "text": " GenC."}, {"start": 20637.62, "end": 20639.48, "text": " You missed a Q."}, {"start": 20639.48, "end": 20641.559999999998, "text": " Yeah, but that doesn't mean it's a character."}, {"start": 20641.559999999998, "end": 20642.12, "text": " That's a problem."}, {"start": 20642.12, "end": 20645.239999999998, "text": " Diana is in what's making you miss the Qs, right?"}, {"start": 20645.239999999998, "end": 20647.239999999998, "text": " Well, yeah, but I didn't know you could miss a Q."}, {"start": 20647.239999999998, "end": 20649.8, "text": " I like missed a Q."}, {"start": 20649.8, "end": 20651.84, "text": " Yeah, that's called a skills shot."}, {"start": 20651.84, "end": 20654.36, "text": " GenC, it's like, think of it like this."}, {"start": 20654.36, "end": 20656.559999999998, "text": " A skills shot is like a gun, right?"}, {"start": 20656.559999999998, "end": 20658.64, "text": " If you walk into a random parking lot"}, {"start": 20658.64, "end": 20660.52, "text": " and you start just firing everywhere,"}, {"start": 20660.52, "end": 20662.2, "text": " then yeah, the gun was deadly."}, {"start": 20662.2, "end": 20664.16, "text": " But if you just keep it a whole cert, right,"}, {"start": 20664.16, "end": 20666.2, "text": " and you only use it if there's a bad guy,"}, {"start": 20666.2, "end": 20668.04, "text": " Then it was worth it, does that make sense?"}, {"start": 20668.04, "end": 20670.440000000002, "text": " It's the same thing with your abilities from League of Legends."}, {"start": 20670.440000000002, "end": 20673.56, "text": " Your abilities are weapons and you have to actually use them properly."}, {"start": 20673.56, "end": 20674.68, "text": " Does that make sense?"}, {"start": 20674.68, "end": 20675.88, "text": " Sure. Okay."}, {"start": 20677.64, "end": 20678.14, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20678.14, "end": 20680.600000000002, "text": " I think she just sucks though, bro. That's probably why she's getting buffed."}, {"start": 20681.56, "end": 20685.08, "text": " No, she doesn't suck, bro. I got a pen to kill last night with her, y'all sorry."}, {"start": 20688.36, "end": 20691.08, "text": " So now what you're gonna do is you're gonna play for the top of our poker."}, {"start": 20691.08, "end": 20693.72, "text": " Q and then E. Jynxie, I want to see Q E."}, {"start": 20693.72, "end": 20702.440000000002, "text": " Like it should always be a thing of QE and you shouldn't have to look at your keyboard you should know where these abilities are on your like fingers already, right?"}, {"start": 20703.4, "end": 20711.72, "text": " Now, you know how I get that I go E and I get the 20 seconds. What do I if I go E then later on like"}, {"start": 20714.120000000003, "end": 20721.16, "text": " Yeah, so your E only goes on cooldown if they don't have that little white that little light thing on top of that"}, {"start": 20721.16, "end": 20726.12, "text": " You're on top of their head so you have to always queue then eat you do not ever use your E"}, {"start": 20726.12, "end": 20729.14, "text": " I must use your Q first. You understand what it's my argue"}, {"start": 20730.079999999998, "end": 20735.44, "text": " Your art pulls everyone into you and it does more damage based on the amount of people you put in"}, {"start": 20737.04, "end": 20739.04, "text": " I put this warwick into a coffee"}, {"start": 20739.44, "end": 20741.44, "text": " Not now yet. You can't fight me super open"}, {"start": 20742.079999999998, "end": 20746.88, "text": " Now James you don't forget you could be hitting these these camps with your Q from way further"}, {"start": 20746.88, "end": 20753.84, "text": " And if you do it actually makes your clear speed better. Do not use your E a second time when you farm ever"}, {"start": 20754.32, "end": 20755.84, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 20755.84, "end": 20757.84, "text": " But you need to sub good habits"}, {"start": 20758.0, "end": 20764.600000000002, "text": " Okay, so when this is up you're gonna Q so I want to get in the rhythm of it Q auto attack auto attack auto attack then W"}, {"start": 20764.760000000002, "end": 20766.760000000002, "text": " No, W"}, {"start": 20767.16, "end": 20773.440000000002, "text": " Now now Q Q no, okay, so remember Jinxie you only ever E after you Q only"}, {"start": 20773.44, "end": 20778.719999999998, "text": " Only e after Q repeat after me. I will only after I will only ever e after"}, {"start": 20779.5, "end": 20784.719999999998, "text": " Exact yes, so now walk to your crugs and then Q eat them instantly"}, {"start": 20784.719999999998, "end": 20789.12, "text": " I want you to do it instantly Q and then eat the big one. There you go. That's good. No, W"}, {"start": 20789.28, "end": 20793.92, "text": " Don't forget your W because it's always Q e wait a bit double you"}, {"start": 20796.719999999998, "end": 20799.199999999997, "text": " Okay, and they're gonna recall you're gonna recall"}, {"start": 20799.2, "end": 20804.2, "text": " Looks like we're losing sir."}, {"start": 20804.2, "end": 20805.2, "text": " No you're not."}, {"start": 20805.2, "end": 20807.56, "text": " That's yes the lobby bitch."}, {"start": 20807.56, "end": 20808.56, "text": " That's all that matters."}, {"start": 20808.56, "end": 20812.08, "text": " So now right click your dusk and dawn again and now run to the void grubs."}, {"start": 20812.08, "end": 20813.08, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 20813.08, "end": 20819.52, "text": " Okay Jinx I want you to understand something okay."}, {"start": 20819.52, "end": 20823.56, "text": " Nobody believes that you can actually use that in this kit properly except for me."}, {"start": 20823.56, "end": 20825.4, "text": " So I don't want you to let me down."}, {"start": 20825.4, "end": 20830.22, "text": " You're gonna only E after you Q and you're gonna not forget about your W, okay?"}, {"start": 20832.52, "end": 20837.86, "text": " Yes, and use use your Q from like a far range so I care for example drone over the Warwick"}, {"start": 20837.86, "end": 20845.88, "text": " You're gonna kill him go from mark up nice go for this nice nice smite him smite him smite smite ff up nice"}, {"start": 20847.04, "end": 20852.620000000003, "text": " You see that yeah, it's my character man. Yes, and I'll kill this so Jinxie there"}, {"start": 20852.62, "end": 20857.26, "text": " I'll tell you something crazier. You even miss your Q and you still want that now use your W"}, {"start": 20857.62, "end": 20859.62, "text": " use your W"}, {"start": 20859.78, "end": 20861.7, "text": " Now your Q works in an arc"}, {"start": 20861.7, "end": 20867.26, "text": " So I want you to Q that void grub the furthest away from you the furthest one away from you. Yep"}, {"start": 20867.62, "end": 20872.78, "text": " No, that's the closest one. Okay, nevermind. Well, we're not gonna go down. So now press W"}, {"start": 20875.02, "end": 20877.539999999997, "text": " Yep, no, it's all good. No, that was good. That was very good"}, {"start": 20877.579999999998, "end": 20882.219999999998, "text": " So now what you're gonna do is you're gonna go for this crap, but I want you to Q from far away"}, {"start": 20882.62, "end": 20888.32, "text": " Remember Q from far away Q now Q now, but you can do it from even further Jhin see like okay now"}, {"start": 20888.32, "end": 20890.32, "text": " I want to fight him you can fight him"}, {"start": 20891.26, "end": 20893.26, "text": " Fight him press Q"}, {"start": 20894.739999999998, "end": 20896.739999999998, "text": " Flash away you missed your Q. Oh"}, {"start": 20897.5, "end": 20899.5, "text": " Wow, okay"}, {"start": 20899.6, "end": 20901.34, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 20901.34, "end": 20905.42, "text": " Good, okay. No jinx. You're gonna have to run away. Just run away run away run away run away"}, {"start": 20905.42, "end": 20911.26, "text": " You might you might be that you're pressed I'll be pressed. I'll be pressed. I'll be double double double you double. Yes. Yes keep on it"}, {"start": 20912.62, "end": 20919.1, "text": " keep running just keep running just keep running okay run all the way back to"}, {"start": 20919.1, "end": 20928.059999999998, "text": " base run back to me no jinxed you just I'll play the fuck out of him"}, {"start": 20928.3, "end": 20932.059999999998, "text": " okay so you're gonna buy your desk and on and then after this you're gonna"}, {"start": 20932.059999999998, "end": 20937.1, "text": " right-click that Hextech rocket belt it's where it says commonly built the"}, {"start": 20937.1, "end": 20942.14, "text": " last one the literal last one commonly built it's the literal lot no"}, {"start": 20942.14, "end": 20947.28, "text": " Commonly built well, but yep. Oh, no, okay. Wow, I mean wow like"}, {"start": 20950.3, "end": 20953.22, "text": " What the fuck are you talking about man, I mean wow"}, {"start": 20955.94, "end": 20960.3, "text": " I just mod world with twice. Can you show me a little love god damn it"}, {"start": 20961.579999999998, "end": 20963.579999999998, "text": " Fucking hide me up man. Jesus"}, {"start": 20964.3, "end": 20969.34, "text": " Fuck okay look jigs. I'm gonna be honest the only reason I'm not screaming every time you get a kill"}, {"start": 20969.34, "end": 20974.46, "text": " It's because I don't know why but whenever I've been screaming for the last like 10 minutes my"}, {"start": 20974.46, "end": 20978.86, "text": " I get this weird feeling in my chest. So I have to like relax a little bit"}, {"start": 20980.78, "end": 20984.02, "text": " Okay, so now you're gonna cue this and then you're gonna eat now remember"}, {"start": 20984.02, "end": 20989.86, "text": " You're gonna always cue from far away, and then you're gonna hear right and then don't forget about your W"}, {"start": 20989.86, "end": 20993.22, "text": " Like though your W is like the neglected middle child right now"}, {"start": 20993.22, "end": 20997.4, "text": " You got to give him some lover. He's gonna turn out into a serial killer or a prostitute"}, {"start": 20999.34, "end": 21006.54, "text": " Alright, so now Q and then W. W, don't forget about W. No, you cannot forget about W. Alright,"}, {"start": 21006.54, "end": 21011.22, "text": " and now go, okay now go to the Raptors, the Raptors."}, {"start": 21011.22, "end": 21021.74, "text": " So now GenC, when you get close enough that you think, like here, here you can Q. Nice,"}, {"start": 21021.74, "end": 21027.420000000002, "text": " now E. So now GenC, don't forget you want to E from max range, because now look, your"}, {"start": 21027.420000000002, "end": 21029.660000000003, "text": " He is on cooldown because he didn't use it fast enough."}, {"start": 21029.660000000003, "end": 21031.300000000003, "text": " You need to be faster, Jengzee."}, {"start": 21031.300000000003, "end": 21035.38, "text": " It's like, okay, think of your Q and E like you're edging and not."}, {"start": 21035.38, "end": 21038.820000000003, "text": " If you hold onto your edge for too long, what happens?"}, {"start": 21041.100000000002, "end": 21042.620000000003, "text": " I'm not able to do that, bro."}, {"start": 21042.620000000003, "end": 21043.460000000003, "text": " I'm gonna be..."}, {"start": 21044.58, "end": 21047.18, "text": " No, this is good. Just press W, press W, press W, press W."}, {"start": 21047.18, "end": 21048.940000000002, "text": " Press W and R. Yes, and now Q."}, {"start": 21048.940000000002, "end": 21049.980000000003, "text": " Q, yes."}, {"start": 21049.980000000003, "end": 21050.940000000002, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 21050.940000000002, "end": 21052.420000000002, "text": " My dessert is broken."}, {"start": 21052.420000000002, "end": 21054.38, "text": " I told you! Now go bot! Go bot!"}, {"start": 21054.38, "end": 21055.500000000004, "text": " Control Q, go bot."}, {"start": 21057.420000000002, "end": 21063.420000000002, "text": " They're running away, so let's recall, recall, recall."}, {"start": 21063.420000000002, "end": 21068.420000000002, "text": " You can't get dragon bro, cause it's not up!"}, {"start": 21068.420000000002, "end": 21075.420000000002, "text": " It's okay, so now you're gonna buy the rocket belt, but dude I told you, like this champ"}, {"start": 21075.420000000002, "end": 21077.420000000002, "text": " is good, that's why I want you to play more."}, {"start": 21077.420000000002, "end": 21079.420000000002, "text": " Buy the merchants on your next back."}, {"start": 21079.420000000002, "end": 21081.420000000002, "text": " So walk to the top crab, top crab."}, {"start": 21081.420000000002, "end": 21083.420000000002, "text": " So why am I telling you to go top crab here?"}, {"start": 21083.420000000002, "end": 21089.420000000002, "text": " Because I need to go top them up whole clear and kill that Quadrant, I can go top Crab, Quadrant, down to the other Quadrant."}, {"start": 21089.420000000002, "end": 21092.420000000002, "text": " Exactly, yes! There you go!"}, {"start": 21092.420000000002, "end": 21099.420000000002, "text": " Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for the Gromp, or the Crab. We're gonna look on the Crab here, okay?"}, {"start": 21104.420000000002, "end": 21110.420000000002, "text": " Now W, do not use your E again until you Q again. Alright, and now walk top, go top."}, {"start": 21110.420000000002, "end": 21112.420000000002, "text": " Top looks like a free kill to me."}, {"start": 21112.420000000002, "end": 21118.54, "text": " yeah he's dead on my screen you're fucking god damn right he is now okay go"}, {"start": 21118.54, "end": 21121.980000000003, "text": " behind third behind third here that bush you're right yes and I'll find him"}, {"start": 21121.980000000003, "end": 21125.500000000004, "text": " okay sorry dad watch the enemy Krugs maybe you can get an invade he's already"}, {"start": 21125.500000000004, "end": 21129.940000000002, "text": " dead see if you can find an invade on the Krugs are they up yep nice take them"}, {"start": 21129.940000000002, "end": 21135.86, "text": " so now QE remember QE Jinxie I want it to be muscle memory QE and then afterwards"}, {"start": 21135.86, "end": 21141.100000000002, "text": " W again you're forgetting W Jinxie do you want your middle child to be dead in"}, {"start": 21141.100000000002, "end": 21148.620000000003, "text": " a ditch of a heroin addiction? Yes or no? No, no, no. Then start using your fucking W man, please!"}, {"start": 21148.620000000003, "end": 21158.38, "text": " Okay, yes, yes. It's for Iron One, take it serious! Okay, now go for the Raptors. QE, step."}, {"start": 21160.620000000003, "end": 21163.74, "text": " Now go for the Mausoleum, walk behind, the bush you're right, the bush you're right."}, {"start": 21164.940000000002, "end": 21169.340000000004, "text": " Okay, no one. Yep, okay, there you go. Bush you're right. Snow, okay, he's already done, nice."}, {"start": 21169.34, "end": 21174.34, "text": " Walk to his wolves, take his entire jungle. You want all of this. It all fucking belongs to you."}, {"start": 21174.34, "end": 21176.34, "text": " Now, kill the wolves now. No, no, no, no."}, {"start": 21176.34, "end": 21180.34, "text": " Cause remember, your Q has a long range, bro. Your Q has a long range."}, {"start": 21180.34, "end": 21185.34, "text": " You want to use that range to your advantage. It's like a match in right now, Jinxy. You're a boxer."}, {"start": 21185.34, "end": 21189.34, "text": " And, okay, nice. I want you to press R. Press R? Okay."}, {"start": 21189.34, "end": 21195.34, "text": " And now Q. Q? Q instantly on NW. You might die here, but it's just cause the teams are."}, {"start": 21195.34, "end": 21201.34, "text": " Okay, that's the wrong button. I'll try to press W and I press 3 above it."}, {"start": 21201.34, "end": 21205.34, "text": " Yeah, no, that's fine, that's fine. You're gonna learn with time. So buy Mercury Strud's."}, {"start": 21205.34, "end": 21210.34, "text": " So I want you to undo, undo, undo. Okay, undo again, undo again."}, {"start": 21212.34, "end": 21216.34, "text": " Now I want you to right-click on that little sperm cell in your inventory."}, {"start": 21216.34, "end": 21220.34, "text": " The little sperm cell. No, wow. Undo."}, {"start": 21220.34, "end": 21224.34, "text": " I did Mercury Trance. Yo bro, do you want to get knocked out man? I did Mercury Trance. What's your deal?"}, {"start": 21224.34, "end": 21234.420000000002, "text": " your deal and your inventory wow no to the right to the right right oh my"}, {"start": 21234.420000000002, "end": 21248.1, "text": " fucking god what I'm good news I'm not no fuck that fuck I mean the flio spit"}, {"start": 21248.100000000002, "end": 21256.38, "text": " out man damn merc treads I do it and then you say no wow like bro do you want"}, {"start": 21256.38, "end": 21262.660000000003, "text": " to be like this is my iron one game and I'm losing a fucking burning time look"}, {"start": 21262.660000000003, "end": 21267.980000000003, "text": " at these stupid ass boots okay look it's fine okay the warwick listen what I"}, {"start": 21267.980000000003, "end": 21272.7, "text": " want to do is go go to the crowd just go to the top go to the top that's a"}, {"start": 21272.7, "end": 21276.780000000002, "text": " double kill on my skin man you're fucking god damn right it is kill the"}, {"start": 21276.78, "end": 21277.78, "text": " Kill the Warwick, kill the Warwick."}, {"start": 21277.78, "end": 21283.78, "text": " Oh, okay, so back up, flash away, just flash away, flash away, flash away, flash, flash."}, {"start": 21283.78, "end": 21284.78, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 21292.78, "end": 21294.78, "text": " Okay, so GenC."}, {"start": 21294.78, "end": 21298.78, "text": " Your Q has a long range, and the thing is that it's a skill shot."}, {"start": 21298.78, "end": 21304.78, "text": " It's good that you're finally learning the skill shots, because it's going to actually help you a lot in general league mechanics, okay?"}, {"start": 21304.78, "end": 21309.1, "text": " So you always want to throw your Q, but you see that you think they're gonna walk."}, {"start": 21309.1, "end": 21312.379999999997, "text": " It's like imagine pre-firing where you think they're gonna move. Does that make sense?"}, {"start": 21313.82, "end": 21316.14, "text": " Wow, okay, I understand. Pre-fire, okay."}, {"start": 21316.94, "end": 21319.82, "text": " Dude, do you want to get fucking punched? Why the fuck are you saying wow?"}, {"start": 21321.1, "end": 21322.14, "text": " I cannot turn back."}, {"start": 21324.14, "end": 21328.059999999998, "text": " Sorry, sir. Yeah, pre-fire the Q. Okay, got it. Okay, okay."}, {"start": 21328.059999999998, "end": 21330.94, "text": " So now what you're gonna do is, out of base you're gonna look on the blue,"}, {"start": 21330.94, "end": 21332.86, "text": " and then after the blue you're gonna look on the crowd."}, {"start": 21334.78, "end": 21341.5, "text": " Okay, so now you're going to play for the W. Nice, good, so you're already getting the"}, {"start": 21341.5, "end": 21342.5, "text": " hang of it."}, {"start": 21342.5, "end": 21344.5, "text": " So now use your Q and then you can E again."}, {"start": 21344.5, "end": 21345.739999999998, "text": " See just like that."}, {"start": 21345.739999999998, "end": 21349.699999999997, "text": " Now go for the Gromp again, Q and then E."}, {"start": 21349.699999999997, "end": 21353.86, "text": " Because like Jinxie, when you throw your Q such low range, it's like you're a boxer"}, {"start": 21353.86, "end": 21358.02, "text": " with a 6 inch reach, but you're only punching 3 inches in front of you."}, {"start": 21358.02, "end": 21359.02, "text": " Does that make sense?"}, {"start": 21359.02, "end": 21361.14, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're not using your full wingspan."}, {"start": 21361.14, "end": 21362.14, "text": " Exactly."}, {"start": 21362.14, "end": 21367.02, "text": " a lot of the time don't actually queue closer model because it's gonna go max range anyway so I"}, {"start": 21367.02, "end": 21373.899999999998, "text": " care for example just queue there you go and now just love you so remember if your light isn't on"}, {"start": 21373.899999999998, "end": 21378.38, "text": " the thing like if you don't mind your queue on it do not either way or else your your cooldown"}, {"start": 21378.38, "end": 21386.059999999998, "text": " doesn't get reset see good that's what we want to see exactly now w now we don't forget about w"}, {"start": 21386.059999999998, "end": 21390.22, "text": " and then you're gonna walk straight bot and you're gonna take all those minions now why is jit again"}, {"start": 21390.22, "end": 21393.66, "text": " and take all those minions my teammates are my friend and they suck and they"}, {"start": 21393.66, "end": 21398.5, "text": " don't deserve both exactly yes that's why I'd like to fucking hear bro that's"}, {"start": 21398.5, "end": 21404.780000000002, "text": " confidence okay now take the next wave too"}, {"start": 21406.7, "end": 21411.06, "text": " now tell the sire to eat a dick while you go and you hit the inner turret oh"}, {"start": 21411.06, "end": 21414.5, "text": " wait actually never mind you can't like that okay wait you're gonna have to fight"}, {"start": 21414.5, "end": 21420.06, "text": " this sir Loki you can win it walk up walk up okay chew her chew her chew her"}, {"start": 21420.06, "end": 21425.06, "text": " Q her, Q her, okay? Now back up, don't go, don't go. There, she's actually got us fucked."}, {"start": 21425.06, "end": 21427.06, "text": " Holy shit, that was a lot of damage."}, {"start": 21427.06, "end": 21429.06, "text": " Okay, so you're gonna have to back off here."}, {"start": 21431.06, "end": 21433.06, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 21436.06, "end": 21440.06, "text": " Yeah, so now you're just gonna recall. So now right click on your rocket belt again."}, {"start": 21440.06, "end": 21443.06, "text": " You can buy it. Yep, right there, good."}, {"start": 21443.06, "end": 21446.06, "text": " And then what you're gonna do is your next item, you're gonna buy Spurt Visage."}, {"start": 21446.06, "end": 21450.640000000003, "text": " So Diana is fun because you can actually build her with tank items and it's very good"}, {"start": 21450.640000000003, "end": 21453.620000000003, "text": " So Jinxie I want you to watch this to this little corner right there"}, {"start": 21453.620000000003, "end": 21457.98, "text": " No, no, no back to your walls. You see the this little corner and then Q to the wolf camp"}, {"start": 21461.02, "end": 21464.800000000003, "text": " Okay, so now go for the red buff and then after the okay"}, {"start": 21465.5, "end": 21470.24, "text": " So no no the raptors on up. So now you're gonna Q the red buff and then after you're gonna eat"}, {"start": 21476.06, "end": 21486.58, "text": " Well I think my team is losing their minds."}, {"start": 21486.58, "end": 21490.960000000003, "text": " Okay so listen, go for the wolves and then after the wolves get the gromp and then the"}, {"start": 21490.960000000003, "end": 21492.54, "text": " top cap okay."}, {"start": 21492.54, "end": 21496.18, "text": " Remember to use your E and remember to use your W as well."}, {"start": 21496.18, "end": 21497.66, "text": " So now go for the gromp."}, {"start": 21497.66, "end": 21500.82, "text": " Now drone top, drone top."}, {"start": 21500.82, "end": 21501.82, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21501.82, "end": 21503.54, "text": " Ah close."}, {"start": 21503.54, "end": 21505.38, "text": " So see like now you're getting used to the range."}, {"start": 21505.38, "end": 21510.120000000003, "text": " you know that it wasn't like that like a that close but it's like chill you know I"}, {"start": 21510.120000000003, "end": 21514.940000000002, "text": " mean so now go go to the go to the top top top crap"}, {"start": 21514.940000000002, "end": 21521.940000000002, "text": " wanna just die no yeah backup backup you might die here actually my piece of"}, {"start": 21521.940000000002, "end": 21525.84, "text": " shit teammate took the fucking grab yeah and then he got it sewn by the enemy"}, {"start": 21525.84, "end": 21530.86, "text": " that's actually crazy so now go top you're gonna go top here go top and take"}, {"start": 21530.86, "end": 21540.32, "text": " the top wave no it does but it's like medium range like you can't fucking queue"}, {"start": 21540.32, "end": 21546.08, "text": " from Narnia so now James that one you type sorry no it's fine just type sorry"}, {"start": 21546.08, "end": 21552.64, "text": " because you're gonna pretend to feel bad press be impressed sorry yes so that's"}, {"start": 21552.64, "end": 21557.0, "text": " like a pro league advice you can steal your laner's resources and then"}, {"start": 21557.0, "end": 21562.88, "text": " Afterwards say you're sorry said you gas like them into thinking they didn't mean to do it when you did mean to do it"}, {"start": 21562.88, "end": 21568.9, "text": " So now walk out of base because it's gonna take too long to search it up and then press P and search up spirit massage"}, {"start": 21569.52, "end": 21571.52, "text": " Just search up spirit"}, {"start": 21572.0, "end": 21575.68, "text": " Right now left click it. That's gonna be the next time you build press escape"}, {"start": 21577.8, "end": 21582.32, "text": " So now Q E on the crugs good see good range actually good range"}, {"start": 21582.32, "end": 21591.079999999998, "text": " Okay, so now go shitbot, but but but but but your team got nice. So what are you saying you know minions I"}, {"start": 21592.0, "end": 21596.8, "text": " Apollot like I steal them on purpose and then apologize on purpose to make them think I'm sorry to cast like them"}, {"start": 21597.16, "end": 21603.72, "text": " Yes, exactly. Yes. It's like think of it like imagine you you walk up to someone and you fucking like punch them in the head"}, {"start": 21603.72, "end": 21608.239999999998, "text": " Right, and then you say oh didn't see it there, but it's like you did see them. You know what I mean"}, {"start": 21608.24, "end": 21612.88, "text": " Yes, okay, so now hit the turret by back up. Let them in your wave tank first get it"}, {"start": 21613.780000000002, "end": 21616.68, "text": " No, you can't hit it. You get it jinx. You don't need to cut this"}, {"start": 21630.640000000003, "end": 21634.72, "text": " Okay, now I want to shoot me the elisa on the way. It's not posh way posh way posh"}, {"start": 21635.600000000002, "end": 21637.84, "text": " I forgot when I attack somebody to turret"}, {"start": 21638.24, "end": 21643.24, "text": " I forgot when I attacked somebody in turret range, but the turret focus is on me."}, {"start": 21643.24, "end": 21645.24, "text": " Okay, do you want to hear something crazy?"}, {"start": 21645.24, "end": 21646.24, "text": " It's broken."}, {"start": 21646.24, "end": 21647.24, "text": " Yep, what's up?"}, {"start": 21647.24, "end": 21650.74, "text": " So, if you would have actually hit the turret right away, it would have been dead by the"}, {"start": 21650.74, "end": 21652.24, "text": " time that Elise gets there."}, {"start": 21655.24, "end": 21657.24, "text": " So now right click this for a massage."}, {"start": 21657.24, "end": 21658.24, "text": " Just right click the item."}, {"start": 21658.24, "end": 21659.24, "text": " You got it, you got it."}, {"start": 21659.24, "end": 21660.24, "text": " There you go, perfect."}, {"start": 21660.24, "end": 21663.24, "text": " So now walk to the dragon out of base, okay?"}, {"start": 21668.24, "end": 21676.24, "text": " Okay, so now Jinxie, let me ask you a question. What is the first item in your inventory right now when you look at it and you see it?"}, {"start": 21676.24, "end": 21678.24, "text": " They didn't steal caps."}, {"start": 21678.24, "end": 21680.24, "text": " Okay, what do they look like?"}, {"start": 21680.24, "end": 21682.24, "text": " Rad, boots."}, {"start": 21682.24, "end": 21686.24, "text": " Okay, now if you were a dog, Mom, where would you buy those?"}, {"start": 21690.24, "end": 21695.24, "text": " Okay, so now what this are going to do, I want you to look on the dragon here, okay?"}, {"start": 21695.24, "end": 21701.460000000003, "text": " now back up there's a team ocean he's placing bombs we needed to dodge the"}, {"start": 21701.460000000003, "end": 21705.38, "text": " bombs he's now Jonah with a Zara let's see what's happening here your team is"}, {"start": 21705.38, "end": 21709.38, "text": " probably gonna look for a fight flash and then smite it if you trust me okay"}, {"start": 21709.38, "end": 21716.9, "text": " I'll trust you you want me to flash them and smite it or not yes I'd 1400 no"}, {"start": 21716.9, "end": 21724.820000000003, "text": " no yes at the edge fashions wait Jinxie yeah okay fashion now fashion"}, {"start": 21724.82, "end": 21731.7, "text": " go now go now you in fashion and Q on the misfortune oh okay uh press w press w just"}, {"start": 21731.7, "end": 21737.98, "text": " keep hitting it keep hitting it oh okay okay now q on the Elise going Q Q E Q E R R R"}, {"start": 21737.98, "end": 21748.06, "text": " nice nice nice okay dude i like this girl dude i'm telling you bro i'm telling you"}, {"start": 21748.06, "end": 21753.78, "text": " yes and you know what the best thing about this champion is for you what you can create"}, {"start": 21753.78, "end": 21757.86, "text": " Spiritling because the problem with you is that you're not gay and you're not a furry"}, {"start": 21757.86, "end": 21762.32, "text": " But since you actually like woman you can actually goon to Diana off stream"}, {"start": 21762.32, "end": 21765.579999999998, "text": " So it makes it so you can establish a spiritual connection with her"}, {"start": 21766.5, "end": 21767.86, "text": " Okay, okay"}, {"start": 21767.86, "end": 21775.579999999998, "text": " Okay, so now Q and yeah, and now going on this perfect. It's now EW W W use your W. Don't forget about your W"}, {"start": 21777.46, "end": 21779.46, "text": " Okay, so now to the wrappers here"}, {"start": 21779.46, "end": 21783.46, "text": " to them okay now we'll walk to your jungle walk to your jungle walk to your"}, {"start": 21783.46, "end": 21786.219999999998, "text": " jungle walk to your jungle walk to your jungle to your jungle to your jungle"}, {"start": 21786.219999999998, "end": 21795.379999999997, "text": " okay press B just press B right now yep press me oh god oh"}, {"start": 21809.46, "end": 21819.66, "text": " Okay, so now jinxing what you're gonna do first off"}, {"start": 21819.66, "end": 21821.66, "text": " That was good man. Nice call"}, {"start": 21822.579999999998, "end": 21828.62, "text": " Well, I mean dude, I told you go wrappers and then recall and then you walked to the red buff"}, {"start": 21828.62, "end": 21833.46, "text": " You walked all the way around and then you died. Did you want to solve the problem?"}, {"start": 21833.46, "end": 21835.46, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21837.54, "end": 21839.7, "text": " Okay, did Jenny want to lose Baron?"}, {"start": 21841.579999999998, "end": 21846.62, "text": " No, no, no, I mean so why is Baron gone then and Jenny didn't want to lose Baron"}, {"start": 21846.66, "end": 21852.739999999998, "text": " Why is Baron gone Jenny? Answer me. Wait my team got two turrets. Are we winning or losing be honest though? You're winning"}, {"start": 21854.62, "end": 21856.62, "text": " Wait, so I'm gonna get iron one"}, {"start": 21857.7, "end": 21860.34, "text": " Well, I mean if you lock it in and you don't do that bullshit again"}, {"start": 21860.34, "end": 21865.02, "text": " Yeah, so now take the take the red and then afterwards walk to the enemy blue. You need to help your team"}, {"start": 21865.66, "end": 21869.6, "text": " Remember Jinxie and iron you're like the thing about this way"}, {"start": 21869.94, "end": 21874.88, "text": " Imagine your team like they're a bunch of disabled kids at school crossing the road and you're like the guy"}, {"start": 21875.02, "end": 21880.32, "text": " That's supposed to like do that with the stop sign to stop the cars from crossing the problem is that right now?"}, {"start": 21880.32, "end": 21882.06, "text": " You're always setting your team on their own"}, {"start": 21882.06, "end": 21888.74, "text": " So it's like they're just getting hammered by fucking like 16 viewers and 18 viewers while you're just sitting there watching it happen"}, {"start": 21888.74, "end": 21893.320000000003, "text": " But you need to walk that with your soft sign does that make sense? Yeah, if you you need to walk back or you're dead"}, {"start": 21894.640000000003, "end": 21899.04, "text": " The war is coming for you. So now Q on the crab. Can we on the crab? Take the crab"}, {"start": 21905.72, "end": 21907.72, "text": " So now Jinx you walk away you cannot one before"}, {"start": 21909.08, "end": 21911.08, "text": " Fake or good fake or good"}, {"start": 21911.2, "end": 21917.18, "text": " No, not against level 15 water. Okay. So now you're gonna take this and then afterwards, okay?"}, {"start": 21917.18, "end": 21923.94, "text": " I want you to go and I want you to go but kill kill try to come actually try to come fuck it try to come walk up walk up"}, {"start": 21923.94, "end": 21925.94, "text": " Don't be scared"}, {"start": 21926.3, "end": 21931.74, "text": " Nice. Oh wow what the fuck okay now Jinxie walk to the misfortune bar, but"}, {"start": 21936.02, "end": 21941.9, "text": " Okay, so now after this she's running waste you're gonna take for for the crugs. I want to take the crugs here"}, {"start": 21943.5, "end": 21946.3, "text": " Now W W don't forget about W"}, {"start": 21947.18, "end": 21950.18, "text": " What the one I'm doing W on I can't, dude."}, {"start": 21951.18, "end": 21953.18, "text": " What? It does damage, bro."}, {"start": 21953.18, "end": 21955.18, "text": " Wait, W does damage?"}, {"start": 21955.18, "end": 21956.18, "text": " Hover over the ability."}, {"start": 21956.18, "end": 21958.18, "text": " I don't know how you know that."}, {"start": 21958.18, "end": 21963.18, "text": " So your W does damage, but then it also gives you a shield."}, {"start": 21963.18, "end": 21965.18, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 21965.18, "end": 21968.18, "text": " Yes, Snow Jinx, you clear your top side here?"}, {"start": 21968.18, "end": 21969.18, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 21969.18, "end": 21972.18, "text": " So you need to walk a little bit closer, but I like it though."}, {"start": 21972.18, "end": 21974.18, "text": " Snow, I W."}, {"start": 21977.18, "end": 21980.18, "text": " Nice QE. Okay, you're getting the hang of ranges, I like this."}, {"start": 21980.18, "end": 21982.18, "text": " Now walk to the enemy red buff after this."}, {"start": 21982.18, "end": 21987.18, "text": " Well walk to the red buff. Enemy red, enemy red, enemy red, enemy red."}, {"start": 21988.18, "end": 21990.18, "text": " You might have to 1v1 Warwick here."}, {"start": 21990.18, "end": 21993.18, "text": " I killed the misfortune mid. Misfortune mid, misfortune mid."}, {"start": 21996.18, "end": 21997.18, "text": " Walk through jungle?"}, {"start": 21998.18, "end": 22002.18, "text": " Yes, E! E! E! What?!"}, {"start": 22003.18, "end": 22005.18, "text": " No you didn't! Okay, Q."}, {"start": 22005.18, "end": 22010.46, "text": " press 3, press 3, 3, press 3, press 3, okay nice what does 3 do man?"}, {"start": 22010.46, "end": 22014.06, "text": " it's an active item but you're not gonna use it again so it's okay"}, {"start": 22014.06, "end": 22017.74, "text": " okay so now Jinx you walk up? no I walk back walk back you need to wait for your"}, {"start": 22017.74, "end": 22020.54, "text": " team what's what's happening with the warwick what's happening with the warwick"}, {"start": 22020.54, "end": 22025.1, "text": " don't over it okay so you could have won mid so there Jinx the promise that"}, {"start": 22025.1, "end": 22028.5, "text": " you're not droning enough like when you see that there's fights happening you"}, {"start": 22028.5, "end": 22032.78, "text": " need to be seeing what's going on press B you need to recall"}, {"start": 22035.18, "end": 22037.18, "text": " I think we're losing, though."}, {"start": 22037.18, "end": 22038.68, "text": " No, you're fine, actually."}, {"start": 22038.68, "end": 22041.68, "text": " Okay, Snow Jinxie, I'm gonna want you to buy Riftmaker."}, {"start": 22041.68, "end": 22042.68, "text": " Yes, right there."}, {"start": 22042.68, "end": 22044.68, "text": " Thank god it's on that fucking screen."}, {"start": 22044.68, "end": 22045.18, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 22045.18, "end": 22047.18, "text": " No, it's good though, the word is right there."}, {"start": 22047.18, "end": 22049.18, "text": " Okay, Snow Jinxie, this is what we're gonna do, okay?"}, {"start": 22049.18, "end": 22052.68, "text": " Walk up to them, and then try to like, shoot E.N."}, {"start": 22052.68, "end": 22054.68, "text": " Walk up to them, walk up to them."}, {"start": 22054.68, "end": 22056.68, "text": " Walk up!"}, {"start": 22058.18, "end": 22060.18, "text": " You're a tank!"}, {"start": 22060.18, "end": 22061.18, "text": " E.N., nice."}, {"start": 22061.18, "end": 22064.18, "text": " Press W, press W, and then E.N. and R."}, {"start": 22065.18, "end": 22072.18, "text": " What the fuck, man?"}, {"start": 22072.18, "end": 22077.18, "text": " What the fuck, bro?"}, {"start": 22077.18, "end": 22082.18, "text": " Jynxy, you know what this feels like?"}, {"start": 22082.18, "end": 22084.18, "text": " Can I just say what it feels like?"}, {"start": 22084.18, "end": 22087.78, "text": " Imagine there's an old folk, something that gets invaded by robbers, and you're the only"}, {"start": 22087.78, "end": 22090.18, "text": " able-bodied man able to actually stop them."}, {"start": 22090.18, "end": 22094.18, "text": " And it's like there's a robber in front of you, and I tell you, Jynxy, throw a punch."}, {"start": 22094.18, "end": 22097.5, "text": " And then it's like you wait three seconds, then you throw the punch"}, {"start": 22097.5, "end": 22105.02, "text": " But in that time frame he already ran away and now the 48 year old grandma with Alzheimer's is the one that takes the clock to the head"}, {"start": 22105.02, "end": 22109.1, "text": " And then she just sits there gets one shot and now she's dead on the floor dying"}, {"start": 22109.1, "end": 22113.94, "text": " And then it's like you ask me after like your don't us why the fuck do you tell me to kill the grandma?"}, {"start": 22113.94, "end": 22120.420000000002, "text": " But it's like bro if you would do it a little bit faster. It would go so differently. Do you see what I mean?"}, {"start": 22124.18, "end": 22126.18, "text": " Okay, so now you're gonna walk mid."}, {"start": 22126.18, "end": 22128.18, "text": " I'm gonna murder this wall."}, {"start": 22130.18, "end": 22134.18, "text": " Okay. You might be able to end the game here. I'm not even trolling."}, {"start": 22135.18, "end": 22138.18, "text": " Okay, push mid. Maybe you're on the game. Fuck this, bro."}, {"start": 22138.18, "end": 22140.18, "text": " Fuck this, you're trying to push mid and end the game."}, {"start": 22141.18, "end": 22145.18, "text": " Walk! Walk! Fuck! Please!"}, {"start": 22145.18, "end": 22148.18, "text": " Alright. Hey, hey, hey, hey, bro."}, {"start": 22148.18, "end": 22151.18, "text": " Yo, yo. I'm not like your little fucking..."}, {"start": 22151.18, "end": 22155.44, "text": " League of Legends fucking dogs man."}, {"start": 22155.44, "end": 22158.66, "text": " Mio, I just want you to walk up."}, {"start": 22158.66, "end": 22161.06, "text": " Okay you're right Mio."}, {"start": 22161.06, "end": 22162.06, "text": " Beta."}, {"start": 22162.06, "end": 22169.94, "text": " Okay walk it back, walk back, walk back, walk back."}, {"start": 22169.94, "end": 22171.34, "text": " So now go clear your top side."}, {"start": 22171.34, "end": 22173.62, "text": " Nice end Strat bro."}, {"start": 22173.62, "end": 22176.1, "text": " Hey, yo man, nice end."}, {"start": 22176.1, "end": 22178.7, "text": " You got any more genius ideas bro?"}, {"start": 22178.7, "end": 22179.7, "text": " Let me know."}, {"start": 22179.7, "end": 22180.7, "text": " What's next?"}, {"start": 22180.7, "end": 22186.34, "text": " Einstein nice to end bro. I'm getting rightly read it in myth. Okay, listen and dude"}, {"start": 22186.34, "end": 22190.3, "text": " You better fucking call me I'm signed again. Do not compare me to that part of file"}, {"start": 22193.06, "end": 22201.02, "text": " Yes, bro that guy was literally yes, bro. He fucking committed suicide supposedly in a jail cell like two years ago"}, {"start": 22202.9, "end": 22204.9, "text": " Epstein I said I'm"}, {"start": 22205.3, "end": 22207.54, "text": " Bro, it's the same name. No"}, {"start": 22207.54, "end": 22209.54, "text": " There's a few sort of real"}, {"start": 22209.86, "end": 22211.86, "text": " Okay, you both in sort of world"}, {"start": 22213.7, "end": 22216.86, "text": " Okay, what great things did he do bro found gravity"}, {"start": 22218.14, "end": 22221.5, "text": " Okay, sure that is a pretty good thing. Okay, so now get the red buff"}, {"start": 22227.74, "end": 22232.74, "text": " What kind of fucking nerd even knows that shit be thankful that you don't know that"}, {"start": 22232.74, "end": 22239.460000000003, "text": " Okay, Jhin see look for the crab now, okay?"}, {"start": 22239.460000000003, "end": 22245.820000000003, "text": " Okay, so what are you gonna do after the crab then?"}, {"start": 22245.820000000003, "end": 22252.820000000003, "text": " Well, no because the problem is that the enemy team is ending the game so if you invade his"}, {"start": 22252.820000000003, "end": 22254.420000000002, "text": " jungle, you're probably actually just gonna lose."}, {"start": 22254.420000000002, "end": 22258.22, "text": " Okay, best I'll be here and then recall."}, {"start": 22258.22, "end": 22264.420000000002, "text": " God please recall. Okay, join me. Okay, Jinx seed this we're gonna have to do"}, {"start": 22264.420000000002, "end": 22269.54, "text": " I'm gonna want you to flash E and pull in five people and get a pun to kill"}, {"start": 22269.54, "end": 22271.54, "text": " Flash E"}, {"start": 22271.54, "end": 22273.54, "text": " BYE BYE"}, {"start": 22273.54, "end": 22276.54, "text": " Oh my god. Oh my"}, {"start": 22276.54, "end": 22282.54, "text": " I did everything you said. Let me buy it real quick."}, {"start": 22282.54, "end": 22289.54, "text": " What the fuck was that?"}, {"start": 22289.54, "end": 22297.02, "text": " Do you know what you just did?"}, {"start": 22297.02, "end": 22298.02, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 22298.02, "end": 22299.02, "text": " Talk to me man."}, {"start": 22299.02, "end": 22302.74, "text": " It feels like I tell you Jinxie."}, {"start": 22302.74, "end": 22306.74, "text": " There are five robbers that are invading that Toys R Us."}, {"start": 22306.74, "end": 22310.06, "text": " I need you to snipe all of them with a sniper."}, {"start": 22310.06, "end": 22314.800000000003, "text": " And then you walk in with an LMG, you gun down all of the children, and then you tell"}, {"start": 22314.800000000003, "end": 22320.100000000002, "text": " me, yo don't do this, I did exactly what you said, miho, why did it not go well for me?"}, {"start": 22320.100000000002, "end": 22323.940000000002, "text": " Well dude, cause what the fuck was that?"}, {"start": 22323.940000000002, "end": 22324.940000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 22324.940000000002, "end": 22325.940000000002, "text": " That was a marlin play!"}, {"start": 22325.940000000002, "end": 22326.940000000002, "text": " That was even worse than a marlin play!"}, {"start": 22326.940000000002, "end": 22327.940000000002, "text": " Don't put me and marlin in the same sentence again, bro, please."}, {"start": 22327.940000000002, "end": 22328.940000000002, "text": " Marlin didn't even click his buttons for two minutes, bro."}, {"start": 22328.940000000002, "end": 22329.940000000002, "text": " He just said- Yeah, at least he didn't fucking click them on the minions!"}, {"start": 22329.94, "end": 22332.42, "text": " put me and marlin in the same sentence and daniel bro please"}, {"start": 22334.1, "end": 22336.34, "text": " marlin didn't even click his button in just for two minutes bro"}, {"start": 22336.82, "end": 22337.859999999997, "text": " he just sucked me out of the game"}, {"start": 22337.859999999997, "end": 22340.02, "text": " i at least didn't fucking quit them on the minions"}, {"start": 22340.739999999998, "end": 22341.379999999997, "text": " i get bought back"}, {"start": 22341.379999999997, "end": 22342.02, "text": " you're gonna die"}, {"start": 22342.02, "end": 22342.579999999998, "text": " you're gonna die"}, {"start": 22342.579999999998, "end": 22343.3, "text": " well watch the"}, {"start": 22343.3, "end": 22344.5, "text": " watch the enemy raptors"}, {"start": 22348.1, "end": 22349.539999999997, "text": " i feel like i could have saved my synonym"}, {"start": 22350.739999999998, "end": 22351.78, "text": " no if you"}, {"start": 22351.78, "end": 22353.14, "text": " if you go for these jungle camps"}, {"start": 22353.14, "end": 22354.02, "text": " you are gonna die"}, {"start": 22354.02, "end": 22354.66, "text": " i'm telling you"}, {"start": 22356.98, "end": 22358.42, "text": " you said to go to the enemy raptors"}, {"start": 22358.42, "end": 22359.379999999997, "text": " you sack of shit"}, {"start": 22359.94, "end": 22363.859999999997, "text": " yeah and then you walk to the wolves so what the fuck do you want me to do then"}, {"start": 22363.859999999997, "end": 22371.94, "text": " I confuse raptors and wolves sometimes okay so who's the second shit me okay so"}, {"start": 22371.94, "end": 22376.18, "text": " now I want you to say oh god wait walk back walk it walk into your nexus and in"}, {"start": 22376.18, "end": 22379.859999999997, "text": " a femboy voice I want you to say I've been a naughty boy for daddy and I"}, {"start": 22379.859999999997, "end": 22385.079999999998, "text": " deserve to be punished you really want me to do that in my nexus man"}, {"start": 22385.08, "end": 22389.58, "text": " Me how it's a requirement faker did this"}, {"start": 22390.660000000003, "end": 22396.640000000003, "text": " Okay, what do I say again? Say I've been a naughty boy for daddy. I deserve to get punished"}, {"start": 22396.980000000003, "end": 22400.52, "text": " I've been a naughty boy for daddy. I deserve to get punished"}, {"start": 22401.22, "end": 22403.22, "text": " Yeah, you're caught down right you do"}, {"start": 22407.72, "end": 22412.22, "text": " Okay, yeah, just what you saw about what's on the party going on in part right now"}, {"start": 22415.08, "end": 22424.600000000002, "text": " okay so look we just walk out realize that I see the things like guys I see"}, {"start": 22424.600000000002, "end": 22437.4, "text": " it okay I wanted to do it okay wait yeah this character sucks if I'm"}, {"start": 22437.4, "end": 22439.4, "text": " I'm Warwick, I literally get a quad."}, {"start": 22442.18, "end": 22443.68, "text": " I just had an instant, bro."}, {"start": 22443.68, "end": 22445.68, "text": " Why am I playing this small champion?"}, {"start": 22450.2, "end": 22452.2, "text": " Jinx, you know what it feels like?"}, {"start": 22457.2, "end": 22459.7, "text": " It's like, it's not a character issue."}, {"start": 22459.7, "end": 22464.9, "text": " If you would have even taken a gold Diana player, put him in that same position and would have gotten a quad your kill."}, {"start": 22464.9, "end": 22468.460000000003, "text": " Yeah, because he's a gold Diana player. I'm an iron Diana player"}, {"start": 22471.06, "end": 22476.980000000003, "text": " You're your first time to be fair yes, bro. Yes, no shit a gold Diana player"}, {"start": 22476.980000000003, "end": 22481.74, "text": " Why are we voting to surrender this guy's in every time in our nexus? Okay, wait, okay, Jinxie"}, {"start": 22481.74, "end": 22484.68, "text": " I wanted to read out loud how many kills and assist you up"}, {"start": 22487.9, "end": 22489.9, "text": " 67"}, {"start": 22490.22, "end": 22492.22, "text": " What should I pass?"}, {"start": 22492.22, "end": 22495.100000000002, "text": " Don't bother buying anything, honestly."}, {"start": 22495.100000000002, "end": 22498.460000000003, "text": " Alright, is it time to win the game in Dragon or are they all going to be Dragon to have"}, {"start": 22498.460000000003, "end": 22499.460000000003, "text": " no vision?"}, {"start": 22499.460000000003, "end": 22501.74, "text": " Yeah, you got an okie look for Dragon here, honestly."}, {"start": 22501.74, "end": 22504.5, "text": " Why'd you laugh when you said that?"}, {"start": 22504.5, "end": 22505.5, "text": " No."}, {"start": 22505.5, "end": 22506.5, "text": " Nice, Coach."}, {"start": 22506.5, "end": 22511.02, "text": " So, Coach, you know how like 10 minutes ago you said we were winning?"}, {"start": 22511.02, "end": 22513.02, "text": " How about now?"}, {"start": 22513.02, "end": 22514.02, "text": " Miho."}, {"start": 22514.02, "end": 22515.02, "text": " Miho."}, {"start": 22515.02, "end": 22519.940000000002, "text": " It's like we're playing chess and you're up, you're queen and like five brooks and"}, {"start": 22519.94, "end": 22523.62, "text": " you into the enemy pawns so many times then now it's like you're losing does"}, {"start": 22523.62, "end": 22530.379999999997, "text": " that make sense yeah well coach call me team fight Terry watch this I don't want"}, {"start": 22530.379999999997, "end": 22535.98, "text": " to watch okay look Jinxie just don't fight until the elder is gone you will"}, {"start": 22535.98, "end": 22543.059999999998, "text": " never win a fight if they have out there no no no no no please my empty pieces"}, {"start": 22543.059999999998, "end": 22547.5, "text": " of shit teammates are fighting okay so you know what walk up fuck it might as well"}, {"start": 22547.5, "end": 22554.5, "text": " ends with them. Are you going, going, huh? Oh, wow."}, {"start": 22554.5, "end": 22563.98, "text": " What do you got me doing out here, man? Like, like, bro, you told me to not fight, and then"}, {"start": 22563.98, "end": 22577.46, "text": " you said to fight. Special team and you are the same rank as us."}, {"start": 22577.46, "end": 22587.28, "text": " You delusional piece of human feces."}, {"start": 22587.28, "end": 22589.879999999997, "text": " What is up with league players thinking they're like above their teammates?"}, {"start": 22589.879999999997, "end": 22593.6, "text": " Oh bro, you're the same rank as us."}, {"start": 22593.6, "end": 22597.52, "text": " GenC, can I show you something?"}, {"start": 22597.52, "end": 22601.559999999998, "text": " Bro had like, bro went three kills positive, you're the reason."}, {"start": 22601.56, "end": 22603.56, "text": " uh"}, {"start": 22604.600000000002, "end": 22608.68, "text": " Wait, I don't think they can actually end yet. I actually don't think they can end yet"}, {"start": 22610.04, "end": 22611.56, "text": " Is that what you think, Dottas?"}, {"start": 22611.56, "end": 22613.88, "text": " Bro, they're literally not even hitting the nexus"}, {"start": 22615.640000000003, "end": 22618.68, "text": " Okay, I'm on this over. Ah, Jinx, I want to show you someone. Are you ready?"}, {"start": 22631.56, "end": 22637.56, "text": " Okay, JNC, are you looking? I want you to look at my screen, are you ready?"}, {"start": 22650.56, "end": 22655.56, "text": " So, this channel is not about me."}, {"start": 22655.56, "end": 22662.88, "text": " Um, this channel is about making helpful content for people who want to learn mental health"}, {"start": 22662.88, "end": 22663.88, "text": " skills."}, {"start": 22663.88, "end": 22669.2, "text": " Bro, but I'm just shitty at this game, bro, like legitimately, man."}, {"start": 22669.2, "end": 22672.32, "text": " Can I explain what it is and you're getting on your son?"}, {"start": 22672.32, "end": 22678.48, "text": " Bro, I don't know if I, like, I'm looking at this game is hard, bro."}, {"start": 22678.48, "end": 22681.24, "text": " Like listen, listen, I want you to listen to me right now, okay?"}, {"start": 22681.24, "end": 22684.36, "text": " Because what I'm about to say is important, right?"}, {"start": 22684.36, "end": 22686.600000000002, "text": " Nobody ever started this game, good."}, {"start": 22686.600000000002, "end": 22689.16, "text": " Nobody ever started this game, challenger."}, {"start": 22689.16, "end": 22692.940000000002, "text": " Nobody ever started this game being able to go on 1v5 and be able to do all these crazy"}, {"start": 22692.940000000002, "end": 22693.940000000002, "text": " things."}, {"start": 22693.940000000002, "end": 22694.940000000002, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 22694.940000000002, "end": 22695.940000000002, "text": " Nobody has."}, {"start": 22695.940000000002, "end": 22696.940000000002, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 22696.940000000002, "end": 22701.16, "text": " The problem right now is that you're just at a point where it's like you're very close"}, {"start": 22701.16, "end": 22705.920000000002, "text": " to bronze and the only thing holding you back, Jinxie, is the volume of games that you're"}, {"start": 22705.920000000002, "end": 22710.28, "text": " playing because you're going to have games like that where your work is taken from you."}, {"start": 22710.28, "end": 22713.36, "text": " You're going to have games where your teammate ends you, whatever it is, right?"}, {"start": 22713.36, "end": 22718.08, "text": " you already know you're good on Warwick so it's like as long as you play it you're gonna be able"}, {"start": 22718.08, "end": 22725.84, "text": " to climb right but if you allow one loss or two losses to dictate you getting offline then you're"}, {"start": 22725.84, "end": 22731.84, "text": " never gonna be able to go anywhere it's like starting your stream at one viewer and saying hey guys"}, {"start": 22731.84, "end": 22736.64, "text": " I only had one viewer for the last two hours so I'm just gonna go offline because what the"}, {"start": 22736.64, "end": 22743.04, "text": " fuck is even the point anymore right you didn't start off streaming being the most entertaining guy"}, {"start": 22743.04, "end": 22750.08, "text": " You didn't start off streaming being champion in R6, you didn't start off streaming being any of these things, but it's like"}, {"start": 22750.48, "end": 22754.72, "text": " over time you learned, you grew, and you were able to evolve, right?"}, {"start": 22755.04, "end": 22762.48, "text": " And the problem right now, Jinxie, is that it's like every game of League is like you getting xp and gaining xp, right?"}, {"start": 22762.88, "end": 22769.280000000002, "text": " And you're hotbar, and it's like you can evolve, but you're just not getting enough xp for it to happen"}, {"start": 22769.28, "end": 22774.16, "text": " It's not because you're shitty. It's not because you don't understand what's going on because you do"}, {"start": 22774.16, "end": 22780.039999999997, "text": " It's just that you need to play more for it to become muscle memory and I'm telling you bronze is easy"}, {"start": 22780.16, "end": 22784.96, "text": " Like do you want to know the reason why Ludwig had platinum? Do you want me to be brutally honest? Yeah"}, {"start": 22785.76, "end": 22789.48, "text": " It's because he was playing League of Legends for eight hours a day"}, {"start": 22789.6, "end": 22794.52, "text": " That's the only reason why the reason why he went from silver to platinum on his last stream"}, {"start": 22794.52, "end": 22798.64, "text": " It's because he played it for 12 hours in a single day. That's the reason why"}, {"start": 22798.64, "end": 22805.239999999998, "text": " Right and the problem is right now that you're sitting there and it's like right now for you Jinxie"}, {"start": 22805.84, "end": 22811.02, "text": " It feels like league is just like a segment right where you're like, right? We're doing our six"}, {"start": 22811.02, "end": 22816.86, "text": " We're doing let's say class for doing this and then we're doing a league segment, but it's not a segment, bro"}, {"start": 22817.02, "end": 22824.28, "text": " It's the capability and the possibility for you to prove everyone wrong and show everybody what you're really capable of"}, {"start": 22824.28, "end": 22829.8, "text": " That's what it is. It's not a fucking little segment show there where it's like, okay guys"}, {"start": 22829.8, "end": 22832.739999999998, "text": " We'll clock in one or two games the league and then I'll get off line"}, {"start": 22832.739999999998, "end": 22836.899999999998, "text": " I'll eat some chick-fil-a and then that's it for the night. I might drink right? That's not what it is"}, {"start": 22836.899999999998, "end": 22844.16, "text": " I don't drink every night man. Okay, so okay then scratch right but what I'm saying is that it's like League of Legends is"}, {"start": 22844.879999999997, "end": 22849.379999999997, "text": " Not and should not be a little thing where you're like, I'm gonna play one or two games a day"}, {"start": 22849.379999999997, "end": 22850.78, "text": " And then by the end of the month"}, {"start": 22850.78, "end": 22855.739999999998, "text": " I'm gonna be silver it should be a thing well if you decide one day hey today"}, {"start": 22855.739999999998, "end": 22861.42, "text": " I'm going for four hours, and I'm not fucking stopping until I'm bronze and even through all the shitty losses"}, {"start": 22861.94, "end": 22865.1, "text": " Even through all the hard times you still keep pushing"}, {"start": 22866.539999999997, "end": 22869.82, "text": " Because that Jinxie is what separates the good players from the best"}, {"start": 22869.98, "end": 22876.059999999998, "text": " It's not the fact that they're able to fucking go and you know do the crazy pentacle plays"}, {"start": 22876.06, "end": 22881.34, "text": " It's the fact that when they were getting shit on when they didn't know what was happening and when they were losing"}, {"start": 22881.34, "end": 22885.300000000003, "text": " They were willing to queue up again and again and again and again"}, {"start": 22885.7, "end": 22891.140000000003, "text": " You want a good warwick player on your first game? You are now just like your Diana"}, {"start": 22891.22, "end": 22895.260000000002, "text": " You you're not gonna be the best Diana now, but you can get there"}, {"start": 22895.460000000003, "end": 22898.260000000002, "text": " You are holding yourself back right now"}, {"start": 22898.74, "end": 22902.74, "text": " You and only you not the people stealing warwick from you"}, {"start": 22902.74, "end": 22908.7, "text": " Not the people into your fucking games and not the people shame sniping you only you are holding yourself back"}, {"start": 22908.86, "end": 22912.02, "text": " Because I'm telling you I know you have what it takes"}, {"start": 22912.02, "end": 22916.7, "text": " And there are a lot of fucking people here that agree with that as well and"}, {"start": 22917.140000000003, "end": 22920.940000000002, "text": " Every time you get off after one loss or you say that's it for me tonight"}, {"start": 22920.940000000002, "end": 22925.140000000003, "text": " The only thing you're doing is you're making it so that there's one less voice"}, {"start": 22925.940000000002, "end": 22930.980000000003, "text": " That's willing to talk to everyone else and say no guys. He has what it takes"}, {"start": 22930.98, "end": 22938.239999999998, "text": " You're snuffing out one person's hope that their favorite streamer will be able to actually"}, {"start": 22938.239999999998, "end": 22940.899999999998, "text": " get a high rank in this game."}, {"start": 22940.899999999998, "end": 22943.18, "text": " That's the only thing you're doing, Jinxie."}, {"start": 22943.18, "end": 22946.88, "text": " You're making it so that all these people that believe in you, that want to see you"}, {"start": 22946.88, "end": 22952.56, "text": " succeed and that actually have faith in your progress and in your climb, you're proving"}, {"start": 22952.56, "end": 22954.34, "text": " them wrong."}, {"start": 22954.34, "end": 22958.899999999998, "text": " And it's not because you're not good enough that it's CSU."}, {"start": 22958.9, "end": 22965.06, "text": " It's because you're not willing to overcome the hurdle where once you surpass that, you"}, {"start": 22965.06, "end": 22966.82, "text": " will become great."}, {"start": 22966.82, "end": 22989.54, "text": " So you're basically saying to just throw my life away from League of Legends?"}, {"start": 22989.54, "end": 22991.02, "text": " Do you have a family, Jinxie?"}, {"start": 22991.02, "end": 22993.02, "text": " Do I have a what?"}, {"start": 22993.02, "end": 22994.02, "text": " Do you have a family?"}, {"start": 22994.02, "end": 22995.02, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 22995.02, "end": 22996.02, "text": " Do you have friends?"}, {"start": 22996.02, "end": 23004.34, "text": " friends. Do you have a daily routine? Yes. Do you have other games that you enjoy playing?"}, {"start": 23004.34, "end": 23011.94, "text": " Yes. Do you have hobbies? Yes. Not anymore, Jinxie. From now on, you are a League of Legends"}, {"start": 23011.94, "end": 23019.38, "text": " player and that is all you are. And tomorrow, right, even if you call it today, tomorrow"}, {"start": 23019.38, "end": 23024.68, "text": " when you go live, you're gonna fucking sit in your chair and you are not getting off"}, {"start": 23024.68, "end": 23029.920000000002, "text": " League of Legends and tell your bronze. Do you understand me? Because it's only five"}, {"start": 23029.920000000002, "end": 23036.3, "text": " or six wins and it's easy as fuck. So I don't care, Jinxie, if it gets to a point where"}, {"start": 23036.3, "end": 23040.48, "text": " your family hasn't seen you in months. I don't care if it gets to a point where your hair"}, {"start": 23040.48, "end": 23045.2, "text": " actually becomes three inches in length. I don't care if it gets to a point, Jinxie,"}, {"start": 23045.2, "end": 23049.2, "text": " where you're saying don't test. I feel like galling from Lord of the Rings. I haven't"}, {"start": 23049.2, "end": 23053.920000000002, "text": " seen the sun in a month. I'm going to look you dead in the eye, Jinxie. And I'm going"}, {"start": 23053.920000000002, "end": 23060.04, "text": " to say, are you low elo? You're going to respond yes. And then I'm going to make you"}, {"start": 23060.04, "end": 23070.640000000003, "text": " queue up again. Am I understood? Yes. So tomorrow you want me to do a stream where like I literally"}, {"start": 23070.640000000003, "end": 23077.04, "text": " don't get off until I get bronze. How long could that take? I'm being dead serious when"}, {"start": 23077.04, "end": 23083.38, "text": " I say this and this isn't me glazing you or anything I would say that if you actually"}, {"start": 23083.38, "end": 23088.0, "text": " try because the thing is there are two Jinxies there's content Jinxie me ho"}, {"start": 23088.0, "end": 23093.760000000002, "text": " me ho it's not about try my warwick got taken I would have finger blasted that last"}, {"start": 23093.760000000002, "end": 23098.920000000002, "text": " scene if I had warwick understand listen listen I'm not just talking about that last game"}, {"start": 23098.920000000002, "end": 23103.72, "text": " I'm talking about in general like half the time gonna sit there and it's like Jinxie"}, {"start": 23103.72, "end": 23109.32, "text": " I was watching you, let me just say this bro, I was watching you duel with Muda and you"}, {"start": 23109.32, "end": 23111.800000000003, "text": " held Q the entire fucking game."}, {"start": 23111.800000000003, "end": 23119.36, "text": " But when I'm in the call telling you hold Q, you press it every single time."}, {"start": 23119.36, "end": 23121.960000000003, "text": " So yeah, I understand."}, {"start": 23121.960000000003, "end": 23125.440000000002, "text": " I'm getting better at holding Q, that's why I wanted to show you my Warwick games, bro."}, {"start": 23125.440000000002, "end": 23127.88, "text": " But let's see."}, {"start": 23127.88, "end": 23131.920000000002, "text": " My chat is saying if I do a stream tomorrow where I don't end until I get bronze, somebody"}, {"start": 23131.920000000002, "end": 23136.600000000002, "text": " said, if I win every game, it'll take six hours. Is that true? No,"}, {"start": 23136.600000000002, "end": 23140.640000000003, "text": " every game. If I win every game tomorrow and have a delay and"}, {"start": 23140.640000000003, "end": 23144.160000000003, "text": " try my ass off and go full trial, like run an actual fucking"}, {"start": 23144.160000000003, "end": 23147.68, "text": " delay for the snipers and shit. Yep. How long would it take to"}, {"start": 23147.68, "end": 23151.760000000002, "text": " give runs? If I like, because I'll do like an hour of other"}, {"start": 23151.760000000002, "end": 23157.480000000003, "text": " shit, I'll go live early, and then, um, yeah, like tomorrow, I'm"}, {"start": 23157.480000000003, "end": 23159.600000000002, "text": " gonna watch or else. Yes. And that'll be done at like fucking"}, {"start": 23159.600000000002, "end": 23167.600000000002, "text": " two or three. So if I dedicate my entire day to getting bronze and let's say I win all my games,"}, {"start": 23167.600000000002, "end": 23176.72, "text": " how long would that take? Four hours. Now, how about if I win 70% of my games, like six hours?"}, {"start": 23180.4, "end": 23186.480000000003, "text": " But Jensi, let me tell you something right now. I'm telling you right now that days like this"}, {"start": 23186.48, "end": 23189.6, "text": " are what you're going to need to actually break that barrier."}, {"start": 23189.6, "end": 23191.6, "text": " When you were getting into Clash Royale,"}, {"start": 23191.6, "end": 23194.239999999998, "text": " did you ever have days where all you played was Clash Royale?"}, {"start": 23195.44, "end": 23195.68, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 23196.48, "end": 23198.079999999998, "text": " And that's the reason why, Jinxie,"}, {"start": 23198.079999999998, "end": 23202.0, "text": " you were able to become one of the fucking highest ranked players in that game."}, {"start": 23202.0, "end": 23203.28, "text": " That's the reason why."}, {"start": 23203.28, "end": 23206.079999999998, "text": " And if you were, if you would be willing to do the same with League,"}, {"start": 23206.079999999998, "end": 23208.32, "text": " I am telling you, I am telling you,"}, {"start": 23208.32, "end": 23210.96, "text": " let's say you say it would even be two days a week,"}, {"start": 23210.96, "end": 23214.079999999998, "text": " where you say, guys, we're going to go fucking crazy in League today,"}, {"start": 23214.079999999998, "end": 23215.92, "text": " and we're going to actually go insane,"}, {"start": 23215.920000000002, "end": 23222.640000000003, "text": " you would genuinely be silver minimum by the end of mid-June. I swear to god."}, {"start": 23227.2, "end": 23233.52, "text": " All right man, so tomorrow I don't end my stream until I give roms. I run a delay and I try my ass off."}, {"start": 23234.480000000003, "end": 23238.72, "text": " And, and, and you get a piss bucket."}, {"start": 23240.160000000003, "end": 23242.08, "text": " Why, uh, why the piss bucket though?"}, {"start": 23242.08, "end": 23247.68, "text": " because the problem is that every single time you walk to the bathroom you get"}, {"start": 23247.68, "end": 23251.640000000003, "text": " your mind taken out of the game because now you can sit there you can like see"}, {"start": 23251.640000000003, "end": 23255.800000000003, "text": " your mirror you see the toilet and all that but if we get you a pissed bucket"}, {"start": 23255.800000000003, "end": 23259.600000000002, "text": " your camera can't see under your desk so you're just gonna piss in that bucket"}, {"start": 23259.600000000002, "end": 23269.640000000003, "text": " all fucking day and it's gonna make it so you cannot not be locked in so you"}, {"start": 23269.64, "end": 23274.44, "text": " legitimately as my coach are recommending that I get a piss bucket so I lock in."}, {"start": 23274.44, "end": 23280.44, "text": " It's what Faker did. I'm checking that. I need it."}, {"start": 23289.44, "end": 23293.48, "text": " And if you don't hit bronze by the end of the stream and you saw in the stream"}, {"start": 23293.48, "end": 23295.48, "text": " You have to drink it"}, {"start": 23297.92, "end": 23305.52, "text": " They could never use the piss bucket fucking psychopath, okay, dude, who did you ask who did you ask Google?"}, {"start": 23306.96, "end": 23309.28, "text": " What the fuck do you think Google knows?"}, {"start": 23310.64, "end": 23317.38, "text": " This is from eight years ago bathroom, right exactly problem and league of legends and are being abused by pro players"}, {"start": 23317.38, "end": 23331.38, "text": " I'm going to watch RLCS at like one or three watching LCS tomorrow RLCS rocket league."}, {"start": 23331.38, "end": 23332.38, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 23332.38, "end": 23333.38, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 23333.38, "end": 23336.780000000002, "text": " Tomorrow I'm going to watch RLCS because they get the finals and after that, I'm going to"}, {"start": 23336.780000000002, "end": 23344.02, "text": " get right on league and I don't get off league until I get browns."}, {"start": 23344.02, "end": 23345.02, "text": " That's what I like to fuck it."}, {"start": 23345.02, "end": 23346.02, "text": " Virtual handshake."}, {"start": 23346.02, "end": 23352.02, "text": " Okay, I'm shaking your hand, but I want you to get four energy drinks tomorrow."}, {"start": 23352.02, "end": 23366.02, "text": " Okay. I have like Celsius. That's fine. So tomorrow, I don't end until I get bronze and I get energy drinks and I get a delay and I get a piss bucket. Anything else?"}, {"start": 23366.02, "end": 23371.02, "text": " Um,"}, {"start": 23371.02, "end": 23374.02, "text": " Is there one day shipping for love answers?"}, {"start": 23374.02, "end": 23375.02, "text": " I don't know what that is."}, {"start": 23375.02, "end": 23376.02, "text": " What is Lavanzas?"}, {"start": 23376.02, "end": 23377.02, "text": " Can I look it up?"}, {"start": 23377.02, "end": 23379.02, "text": " Yeah, not on stream."}, {"start": 23379.02, "end": 23381.94, "text": " So essentially what it would be, Jamesy, is it would be something that you insert in"}, {"start": 23381.94, "end": 23386.66, "text": " your boy hole and then every single time you die in league, I just make it vibrate."}, {"start": 23386.66, "end": 23391.02, "text": " And every time you die more than once, it has increased vibrational frequency."}, {"start": 23391.02, "end": 23394.86, "text": " And then we would end up making it so that if you like int, then it's like you literally"}, {"start": 23394.86, "end": 23399.86, "text": " have like a shattered anus."}, {"start": 23399.86, "end": 23412.5, "text": " Okay, so tomorrow, I don't get off the stream until I get Bronze and League of Legends."}, {"start": 23412.5, "end": 23414.02, "text": " I'm going to get a Piss Bucket."}, {"start": 23414.02, "end": 23416.58, "text": " I'm going to have a 30-second delay at minimum."}, {"start": 23416.58, "end": 23420.66, "text": " I'm going to have four energy drinks, one for every two hours, and on top of that, I'm"}, {"start": 23420.66, "end": 23424.98, "text": " going to get a Lepensis so you can shake my rectum whenever I int."}, {"start": 23424.98, "end": 23428.7, "text": " Yep, and then you're also going to get a second one that you're going to put in your"}, {"start": 23428.7, "end": 23430.04, "text": " your mouth for a high-vise."}, {"start": 23433.14, "end": 23434.74, "text": " All right, Mijo, not this."}, {"start": 23434.74, "end": 23436.22, "text": " I'm gonna catch you tomorrow, man."}, {"start": 23436.22, "end": 23439.14, "text": " Yo, I'm not ending the stream tomorrow"}, {"start": 23439.14, "end": 23441.74, "text": " until I get Brahms, virtual handshake."}, {"start": 23441.74, "end": 23443.7, "text": " Okay, I'm not shaking it, bro."}, {"start": 23443.7, "end": 23445.34, "text": " All right, bro."}, {"start": 23445.34, "end": 23447.82, "text": " That guy's so fucked in the fucking head, man."}, {"start": 23447.82, "end": 23448.74, "text": " All right, chat."}, {"start": 23448.74, "end": 23451.66, "text": " Tomorrow, we're gonna watch ROCS."}, {"start": 23451.66, "end": 23453.420000000002, "text": " I believe it's finals."}, {"start": 23453.420000000002, "end": 23455.02, "text": " We're gonna, wait, is tomorrow?"}, {"start": 23458.7, "end": 23468.260000000002, "text": " Yes. Okay. It's the final day for the Paris major. Okay. So tomorrow chat, we're going"}, {"start": 23468.260000000002, "end": 23474.82, "text": " to go live early at like 12. We're going to watch RLCS grand finals in Paris, which should"}, {"start": 23474.82, "end": 23482.74, "text": " be cinema. And then after that, we are not ending the stream until we get brought. We're"}, {"start": 23482.74, "end": 23488.06, "text": " going to get four energy drinks, have a delay, and then John Chaz said some anal vibrator"}, {"start": 23488.06, "end": 23492.780000000002, "text": " thing and a piss bucket. I don't know about the piss bucket and the anal vibrator thing,"}, {"start": 23492.780000000002, "end": 23499.5, "text": " but I will have a delay. And I will literally dump realistically seven hours in the leak tomorrow,"}, {"start": 23499.5, "end": 23505.82, "text": " eight hours, whatever it takes to get bronze y'all. All right chat, fucking love y'all boys."}, {"start": 23506.460000000003, "end": 23512.86, "text": " Tomorrow we do not end of the stream until we get a bronze. Let's see it's in the RLCS finals,"}, {"start": 23512.86, "end": 23520.260000000002, "text": " Paris teams chat who is in the finals chat who are the teams who are the teams who are"}, {"start": 23520.260000000002, "end": 23536.260000000002, "text": " the teams chat who is the teams young who is the teams who is it brother the finals"}, {"start": 23536.260000000002, "end": 23542.02, "text": " is Sunday. Wait, what? So what the fuck is tomorrow?"}, {"start": 23544.58, "end": 23546.260000000002, "text": " Mio. What?"}, {"start": 23553.38, "end": 23557.86, "text": " finals is Sunday. Okay. Well, all right, I'll be live tomorrow, chat early. I'm gonna have it like 12."}, {"start": 23558.980000000003, "end": 23564.58, "text": " All right, man. Chat love y'all boys and I'm gonna catch you guys in the next one. As always, guys."}, {"start": 23566.260000000002, "end": 23568.320000000003, "text": " you"}]}