WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:02.060 you 00:30.000 --> 00:32.060 you 01:00.000 --> 01:02.060 you 01:30.000 --> 01:32.060 you 02:00.000 --> 02:02.060 you 02:30.000 --> 02:32.060 you 03:00.000 --> 03:03.600 I like it like a fifth avenue diamond 03:03.600 --> 03:05.720 And they don't make you like the used to 03:05.720 --> 03:07.960 You're never going outside 03:07.960 --> 03:10.560 A little pretty baby 03:10.560 --> 03:13.000 This world might go crazy 03:13.000 --> 03:15.000 The way you see me who can blame me 03:15.000 --> 03:16.600 When I just wanna make smile 03:16.600 --> 03:18.960 I wanna feel like Michael 03:18.960 --> 03:21.000 I wanna kiss you like Prince 03:21.000 --> 03:22.800 Let's get it all like mommy 03:22.800 --> 03:24.000 Yeah, like Michael 03:24.000 --> 03:26.320 I've got something for you like this 03:26.320 --> 03:27.520 You're over my head 03:27.520 --> 03:28.800 I'm out of my mind 03:28.800 --> 03:30.800 Waking up from the moon and running 03:30.800 --> 03:35.520 What a peak time for music man. I swear music is not this good anymore y'all 03:36.960 --> 03:43.280 Whoa, I sound like an uncle dude. I actually sound like an uncle. Oh my god. Oh my god. That's something like 03:44.000 --> 03:47.640 That's something somebody's drunk uncle would say at the cookout bro. Fuck 03:58.800 --> 04:05.800 Here we go, here we go. 04:05.800 --> 04:23.440 Jack, I mean dude, like I only put it on bangers, y'all. 04:23.440 --> 04:26.240 DC with the gift and Hunter with the tier one stab with the prime. 04:26.240 --> 04:27.960 Muffin Monkey, they can really gift him. 04:27.960 --> 04:29.400 Katie, they can put it to your one inch, 04:29.400 --> 04:30.600 they can put it to your one. 04:30.600 --> 04:32.840 Jack, appreciate y'all boys, man. 04:34.120 --> 04:35.520 The last of us soon, duck. 04:35.520 --> 04:36.760 I didn't forget, bro. 04:36.760 --> 04:37.960 I didn't forget, bro. 04:37.960 --> 04:41.160 Last of us, one and two marathon coming soon. 04:41.160 --> 04:42.880 I got y'all boys. 04:42.880 --> 04:44.040 Freakbob, they can put it to your one, 04:44.040 --> 04:45.400 VanLoe, they can put it to my stuff. 04:45.400 --> 04:46.400 JR, they can put it to my stuff. 04:46.400 --> 04:47.280 Torbby, they can put it to my, 04:47.280 --> 04:48.680 Jack, 2026, bro. 04:48.680 --> 04:51.020 We're gonna play more story games, dude. 04:51.020 --> 04:53.080 We started the year off with Red Dead Redemption, 04:53.080 --> 04:57.200 literally in January, generational fucking game, bro. 04:57.200 --> 04:59.440 We're gonna do, you're an iron streamer. 04:59.440 --> 05:00.720 All right. 05:00.720 --> 05:04.320 Yo, yo, yo, guys, loving positivity today. 05:04.320 --> 05:05.800 Prairie, think about it, five gifts at Lucas, 05:05.800 --> 05:07.160 think about it, it's your one. 05:07.160 --> 05:08.080 Cass, think about it, it's your one. 05:08.080 --> 05:09.000 Phil, think about it, prime. 05:09.000 --> 05:10.520 FWJ, think about it, it's your one. 05:10.520 --> 05:12.120 JP, think about it, it's your one. 05:12.120 --> 05:14.440 Chat, how's y'all boys doing, bro? 05:14.440 --> 05:15.720 Legitimately. 05:15.720 --> 05:17.120 How's y'all boys doing, bro? 05:17.120 --> 05:19.040 Bro, let's listen to some country, dude. 05:20.080 --> 05:22.720 No, no, no, let's listen to some fucking country, bro. 05:25.400 --> 05:27.120 Bro, let's listen to some fucking country, man. 05:27.120 --> 05:29.120 This is just like fucking 05:49.520 --> 05:51.520 Dude 05:51.520 --> 05:54.520 The world is gonna ease my mind 05:56.520 --> 05:59.520 Each time I rest on the ground in the light 06:21.520 --> 06:23.580 you 06:51.520 --> 06:53.580 you 07:21.520 --> 07:23.580 you 07:51.520 --> 07:53.580 you 08:21.520 --> 08:23.580 you 08:51.520 --> 09:13.880 Yeah, bro, the thing is, if we listen to broken windows, serenade, this is going to turn 09:13.880 --> 09:20.680 Windows serenade. Yeah, bro. The thing is, if we listen to broken windows serenade, this 09:20.680 --> 09:25.920 is going to turn into a cry stream. This is going to turn into a depression stream, bro. 09:25.920 --> 09:30.760 Legitimately. Doing this before 2027, get real. 09:30.760 --> 09:37.440 Boggles, I'm not even kidding. Every time you type, I lose brain cells. 09:37.440 --> 09:40.440 Doing what before 2027? 09:40.440 --> 09:48.880 And I'm damned if I do, and I'm damned if I don't. 09:48.880 --> 09:49.880 Hi-Fi's called. 09:49.880 --> 09:50.880 Yo, what's up, Hi-Fi's? 09:50.880 --> 09:51.880 How's it going, bro? 09:51.880 --> 09:52.880 J.C. 09:52.880 --> 09:53.880 Why did the dog go into the meter? 09:53.880 --> 09:54.880 Seekers? 09:54.880 --> 10:05.880 So I'm going to try to, like, hold on, but not hold on, but not hold on, but not hold 10:05.880 --> 10:06.880 on. 10:06.880 --> 10:13.160 So I'm going to try to like hold on to my brain cells today as much as possible. 10:13.160 --> 10:16.760 I understand this chat is going to make it really difficult. 10:16.760 --> 10:22.720 I'm going to try my goddamn best to hold on to my brain cells today, bro. 10:22.720 --> 10:25.800 Chat, like I'm going to try. 10:25.800 --> 10:26.800 I'm going to try. 10:26.800 --> 10:27.800 All right, last song. 10:27.800 --> 10:29.800 I 10:35.160 --> 10:37.160 Don't know get that 10:43.000 --> 10:48.320 Jack try not to cry part three try not to cry part three 10:53.360 --> 10:55.360 Fuck 10:57.800 --> 11:05.800 Yeah, he used to talk about getting even further south 11:05.800 --> 11:09.800 Somewhere where the summer lasted all year round 11:09.800 --> 11:12.800 Probably got a big ol' diamond on your hand right now 11:12.800 --> 11:14.800 Maybe if maybe a ol' couple buy now 11:14.800 --> 11:17.800 Won't drive way to a big wide house 11:17.800 --> 11:21.800 But I wonder when you'll try again 11:21.800 --> 11:24.800 If you find yourself thinking about 11:24.800 --> 11:47.800 Yo, hi guys. Why are you pausing peak? I don't understand. Why are you pausing peak? 11:54.800 --> 12:00.960 Everyone trained in style for some co-million dollars my green I come to color and I'm all blue 12:02.160 --> 12:06.360 This world's been changed these folks around here. They ain't been they are still 12:24.800 --> 12:26.860 you 12:54.800 --> 12:56.860 you 13:24.800 --> 13:26.860 you 13:54.800 --> 13:56.860 you 14:24.800 --> 14:26.860 you 14:54.800 --> 14:56.860 you 15:24.800 --> 15:26.860 you 15:54.800 --> 15:56.860 you 16:24.800 --> 16:26.860 you 16:54.800 --> 16:56.860 you 17:24.800 --> 17:26.860 you 17:54.800 --> 17:56.860 you 18:24.800 --> 18:26.860 you 18:54.800 --> 18:56.860 you 19:24.800 --> 19:26.860 you 19:54.800 --> 19:56.860 you 20:24.800 --> 20:26.860 you 20:54.800 --> 20:56.860 you 21:24.800 --> 21:26.860 you 21:54.800 --> 21:56.860 you 22:24.800 --> 22:26.860 you 22:54.800 --> 22:56.860 you 23:24.800 --> 23:26.860 you 23:54.800 --> 23:56.860 you 24:24.800 --> 24:26.860 you 24:54.800 --> 24:56.860 you 25:24.800 --> 25:26.860 you 25:54.800 --> 25:56.860 you 26:24.800 --> 26:26.860 you 26:54.800 --> 26:59.800 Timotly, short bus passenger boggles literally die in GTA. 27:24.800 --> 27:31.000 Yo yo in GTA boggles in GTA run your car off of a fucking cliff, bro 27:33.080 --> 27:40.720 Yo, let's lock you in chat. What is good y'all? What is actually legitimately good you should open cases so 27:42.600 --> 27:48.560 I'm 20 minutes into the street we just got done with a banger concert the first thing you're telling me to do is give 27:48.880 --> 27:50.880 Valve money for no reason 27:50.880 --> 27:51.880 Mi-ho. 27:51.880 --> 27:52.880 Sucks. 27:52.880 --> 27:53.880 Now chat! 27:53.880 --> 27:57.880 I said I would do this before 2026 is over. 27:57.880 --> 28:02.880 I have to do it. 28:02.880 --> 28:16.880 Now listen, love, positivity, peace, tranquility, and happiness. 28:16.880 --> 28:20.960 of positivity, peace, tranquility, and happiness. 28:20.960 --> 28:23.000 I'm not going to rage a single time. 28:23.000 --> 28:24.600 I'm going to be completely positive, 28:24.600 --> 28:27.240 and this game is not going to get me mad. 28:27.240 --> 28:31.040 We have to understand one thing about this game. 28:31.040 --> 28:33.320 This game is a torture simulator, OK? 28:33.320 --> 28:34.960 It wants you to get mad. 28:34.960 --> 28:36.680 This game wants to defeat you. 28:36.680 --> 28:37.800 Don't let it happen. 28:37.800 --> 28:50.800 For first runner, yo, yo, for first round of the day, that's not bad, Keen. 29:20.800 --> 29:26.580 There's a story that plays its lesson 29:26.580 --> 29:34.420 There's a story that plays its lesson 29:34.420 --> 29:36.120 2023 Gamer of the Year! 29:36.120 --> 29:38.220 BOOOOOOCK! I shouldn't have said it! 29:38.220 --> 29:41.560 Oh my god, I need to drag it, but it's like, bro, BOOCK! 29:41.560 --> 29:44.180 As soon as I drag it, it's just, it's just cheating. 29:46.680 --> 29:48.720 But not that, let's drag it, bro. 29:48.720 --> 29:50.180 2023 Gamer of the Year! 29:50.180 --> 29:52.180 Watch this! 30:05.620 --> 30:08.900 Yo, chat, should we do TTS for GD today? What do you guys think? 30:10.500 --> 30:11.620 Maybe if we... Hey! 30:12.740 --> 30:15.780 Maybe if we do TTS, you guys can uh, give advice, bro. 30:17.620 --> 30:19.620 Maybe if we do TTS, you guys can give advice, bro. 30:20.180 --> 30:22.180 Hi Basit's on. 30:24.180 --> 30:26.180 GTS is activated, Jack. 30:32.180 --> 30:34.180 Oh, I forgot about YouTube. 30:50.180 --> 30:54.680 From a long-winded scene in your face 30:54.680 --> 31:00.180 Tells the story about the place that you have been 31:06.180 --> 31:08.680 Remember Jack, no raging today! 31:12.680 --> 31:14.680 Today's a low quarter's all day 31:14.680 --> 31:21.760 Today is all about just low fucking cortisol dude, okay? 31:21.760 --> 31:24.000 Today is low cortisol. 31:24.000 --> 31:28.680 Hey, hey, I'm not even, I don't even know what raging is like. 31:28.680 --> 31:33.320 I've never raged in my entire life. 31:33.320 --> 31:35.320 Liam Capuchin at 100 bits. 31:35.320 --> 31:36.320 Leo! 31:36.320 --> 31:39.800 Can you shout out Leo and Max in love from Lithuania? 31:39.800 --> 31:41.800 Shout it out to Leo and Max in Lithuania. 31:41.800 --> 31:43.800 Shout it out to y'all boys and men. 31:43.800 --> 31:49.920 love y'all bro see bro don't you today's wholesome positive loving tranquility 31:49.920 --> 31:52.160 piece 31:54.440 --> 32:02.520 all right I've got on that exact pixel three times I'm not gonna range the 32:02.520 --> 32:07.240 thing is every time I get on job to dash I regret getting off we're gonna get a 32:07.240 --> 32:10.280 new best of it okay 32:43.800 --> 32:47.800 Hi guys, we can do a lower quote out loud. 32:47.800 --> 32:50.800 Yo, you sent in 100 bits and sent a quitch. 32:50.800 --> 32:54.800 Yo, bro, it's about hyping me up, bro. 32:54.800 --> 32:55.800 I'm trying to get a new vest. 32:55.800 --> 33:02.800 We are not allowed to get off jumps yesterday until we beat 33%. 33:02.800 --> 33:04.800 Until we beat 30% on Deadlock. 33:04.800 --> 33:06.800 Loved! 33:06.800 --> 33:12.800 I feel like once I get 30%, I'm gonna fluke it and beat the level piece that we broke. 33:13.800 --> 33:28.320 That's how big my penis is when I'm right there. 33:28.320 --> 33:32.640 That right there is the exact length of my penis when I'm right there, hmm actually maybe 33:32.640 --> 33:33.640 there. 33:33.640 --> 33:34.640 No there. 33:34.640 --> 33:35.640 Hmm right there. 33:35.640 --> 33:36.640 Alright. 33:36.640 --> 33:43.640 Everytime I play Jomchunash I have a mental breakdown and it's just a crackdown. 33:43.640 --> 33:48.640 You've got to rig those Pokemon cards, that's why I sent them. 33:51.640 --> 33:52.640 Bro, I still have them sealed. 33:54.640 --> 33:55.640 I still have them in the case. 33:55.640 --> 33:59.640 I would have ripped them yesterday, but I was already late to game night. 34:00.640 --> 34:01.640 Still don't have any time. 34:08.640 --> 34:09.640 I still got them in the seal. 34:11.640 --> 34:12.640 Alright, alright. 34:12.640 --> 34:14.640 Cool. Okay, yeah. 34:27.680 --> 34:33.360 Bro, your joke didn't even make sense. What did Dark Maul have for the Dark Vader shoes? 34:35.680 --> 34:40.800 Bro, I feel like don't even, I feel like people don't even know the original joke anymore because the joke has been literally butchered. 34:42.640 --> 34:44.640 I 34:45.280 --> 34:47.280 Didn't forget by the way 34:52.800 --> 35:00.480 Okay, all right, yo, yo, hi boys get a mouth. Let's stop with this shit is bro. All right get this guy out of here 35:02.680 --> 35:05.880 But yes, yeah dark wall cosplay on Sunday, but I got like a 35:06.800 --> 35:09.200 Professional makeup artist chat. It's gonna be legit 35:09.200 --> 35:13.400 And we're probably gonna play Star Wars Battlefront 2 on Sunday as well 35:13.900 --> 35:17.060 Word on the street is the stream time is gonna be bad so I'm gonna run a delay 35:17.660 --> 35:19.660 And she had 500 bits 35:21.240 --> 35:23.240 Hey, I appreciate the profit of it is probably 35:23.960 --> 35:25.960 You don't even have to uh, donate 35:26.960 --> 35:29.960 Just donate if you want to send a message one hundred 35:29.960 --> 35:31.960 Just one hundred reads the message anyways 35:31.960 --> 35:33.960 I 35:37.040 --> 35:39.040 That's like oh 35:39.640 --> 35:41.640 Look at that. That's like nine times 35:42.120 --> 35:45.920 That's like fucking owns me. Oh my god, bro 35:45.920 --> 35:50.760 That's cheered 100 bits. You are forgotten to hold you at the dark more 35:53.320 --> 35:55.320 I'm literally getting on the bottom 36:01.960 --> 36:11.960 Oh my god, it's a double tap, not a triple tap. 36:11.960 --> 36:17.960 It's a double tap, not a triple tap. 36:17.960 --> 36:31.000 Yo, all right, yo, yo, shut the fuck up! 36:31.000 --> 36:37.500 title of the stream is this won't be a long stream sit back grab your popcorn grab lotion 36:37.500 --> 36:42.800 and or lubricant if you're into that let's go don't do the second part 36:42.800 --> 36:49.300 there's nothing better for the flag 36:49.300 --> 36:54.780 twipped swap unders fork cheered 100 bits hey junkie it's me now quit acting like you 36:54.780 --> 36:57.180 are beating deadlocked and get on comedy night 36:57.180 --> 37:02.820 What were you saying, bro? 37:02.820 --> 37:04.660 Come here here. 37:04.660 --> 37:05.820 What's up? 37:05.820 --> 37:08.580 Yo, yo, yo, yo. 37:08.580 --> 37:12.360 I would have literally or a farmed you right there. 37:12.360 --> 37:13.740 Oh my God. 37:13.740 --> 37:14.740 No. 37:14.740 --> 37:19.620 Bro, if we could do that double spike, that's a new vest. 37:19.620 --> 37:23.820 We are not allowed permission to get off of this level until we get new vest. 37:23.820 --> 37:27.320 De-marion at your enter, chaired 106, shut up, spare. 37:36.920 --> 37:40.920 God, that spike rolls. I mean, that spike literally rolls. 37:49.620 --> 37:51.620 Do you guys know that downward clip? 37:51.620 --> 37:52.860 Where he's like, 37:52.860 --> 38:00.620 This tree is owning right now! 38:02.620 --> 38:03.520 Mother of... 38:03.520 --> 38:04.420 AHHHHHH! 38:05.420 --> 38:06.820 That's what I've been talking about this fight, bro. 38:06.820 --> 38:09.520 This first spike in the first wave section. 38:09.520 --> 38:13.920 The first spike in the first wave section, I can't fucking get past this thing. 38:13.920 --> 38:17.420 The first bottom spike in the first wave section, I can't beat it. 38:19.620 --> 38:28.700 Tell us under score hairline, cheered 100 Bix player the watch jungle. 38:28.700 --> 38:33.060 I've heard of Bix reviews about that game though. 38:33.060 --> 38:48.940 One percent if we stay on this exact same pace and play deadlock every day will be 38:48.940 --> 38:53.520 it in 66 days but fuck that I'm about to listen to Rocky Motivation and beat the entire 38:53.520 --> 38:54.520 level. 38:54.520 --> 39:00.480 019 shared 100 bits, Hygel go just took did a little road trip around Florida places 39:00.480 --> 39:06.640 fire might move here. Here we go. This is what I need to get a new vest. 39:30.480 --> 39:32.540 you 40:00.480 --> 40:02.540 you 40:30.480 --> 40:32.540 you 41:00.480 --> 41:02.540 you 41:30.480 --> 41:32.540 you 42:00.480 --> 42:25.480 I can feel the cortisol spike up every time you talk. 42:25.480 --> 42:44.960 It's actually not the hardest part of the level is just the first wave first wave portion 42:44.960 --> 42:45.960 the hardest part bro. 42:45.960 --> 42:50.960 Yeah, couple of birthlats. 42:50.960 --> 42:54.960 Gambling got cheered 100 bits when does stream start. 42:55.960 --> 42:57.960 An hour ago! 42:58.960 --> 43:01.960 A FUCKING HOUR AGO! 43:05.960 --> 43:07.960 What type of bullshit ass question is that? 43:07.960 --> 43:20.380 It's a lot of micro holes. 43:20.380 --> 43:25.880 Joe0369 shared 100 bits, case and pro league jungle. 43:25.880 --> 43:42.880 9 I saw that. I forgot to react to that. It's actually so sick. I saw that this morning. 43:42.880 --> 43:50.880 Alright, alright. Calm. Cool calm collected. 3 C's. Cool calm collected. Let's do it, man. 43:50.880 --> 43:54.880 Snape and Sheared 100 bits. Just jump, bro. 43:54.880 --> 44:00.320 Shut the- Yo, ooooooh my god, there is so much more to the game than that. 44:00.320 --> 44:06.640 There's UFOs, wave portals, ball rolling, like please, if you don't know what you're talking about, 44:06.640 --> 44:12.560 you're out of your element, clearly, just fucking stop. Stop. Don't backseat, all right? 44:14.480 --> 44:16.560 There's like so much more to the game than that. 44:16.560 --> 44:26.080 Ethan, quit. I e-cheered 100 bits. If you value your life, you will end the stream. 44:26.080 --> 44:31.760 Yo. Yo. Hi, guys. The guy that just threatened my life. Ethan. Congratulations, bro. Full 44:31.760 --> 44:38.520 on FBI investigation. Hi, guys. Reporting to the FBI. I'm not even kidding, bro. You 44:38.520 --> 44:40.520 get threatened my life. 44:51.160 --> 44:53.040 It's cheered 100 bits. 44:53.040 --> 44:55.240 Pajon coex me high-vives. 44:55.240 --> 44:56.280 I have great news. 44:56.280 --> 44:58.380 I am pregnant and it's yours. 44:59.480 --> 45:00.320 What is that? 45:00.320 --> 45:01.880 Oh, it reverses. 45:01.880 --> 45:03.680 Yo, high-vives, that's great, man. 45:05.520 --> 45:06.980 So we got a band-eatin'. 45:08.520 --> 45:12.760 What are you- oh you chump, okay. 45:12.760 --> 45:14.800 Got you chump into the orb, okay, okay, okay. 45:14.800 --> 45:17.520 Yeah, I think we have this section down, I'm not even kidding. 45:17.520 --> 45:18.520 Fripple! 45:18.520 --> 45:21.520 You have to chump on that. 45:21.520 --> 45:22.520 Uh, fat. 45:22.520 --> 45:23.520 Appreciate that, bro. 45:23.520 --> 45:24.520 Happy Friday to you too, man. 45:24.520 --> 45:25.520 Enjoy the weekend. 45:25.520 --> 45:26.520 What the fuck type of bullshit is that? 45:26.520 --> 45:27.520 You're fat. 45:27.520 --> 45:29.520 That's all your neurons could produce, bro. 45:29.520 --> 45:30.520 Really. 45:30.520 --> 45:32.520 What the fuck type of bullshit is that? 45:33.520 --> 45:34.520 You're fat! 45:34.520 --> 45:37.520 That's all your neurons could produce, bro, really. 45:37.520 --> 45:40.520 All 19 of your brain cells went into that. 45:45.520 --> 45:48.520 Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright. 45:48.520 --> 45:50.520 I'm not gonna rage out today! 45:50.520 --> 45:51.520 I'm not, I'm not gonna rage out! 45:51.520 --> 45:55.520 Good morning to you two, cheered 200 bits. 45:55.520 --> 45:57.520 Junko, you got this man. 45:57.520 --> 45:59.520 Deadlock Tint got nothing on you. 45:59.520 --> 46:04.320 You are handsome, you are moving, you are locked. You got this. 46:05.320 --> 46:10.720 And before people say paid chatter or viewbot, yo bro, I appreciate you my boy. Thank you. 46:10.720 --> 46:12.920 It's nice to notice some positivity in here. 46:14.120 --> 46:17.320 Alright, why am I still jumping on that? Am I an infant? 46:20.320 --> 46:23.320 Am I a fucking toddler? Why am I jumping on that? 46:23.320 --> 46:30.320 Violin Shade 100 Bixx. 46:30.320 --> 46:35.320 Mother of God! 46:35.320 --> 46:41.320 Here come a bird of glass. 46:41.320 --> 46:47.320 It's what I've brought to you. 46:47.320 --> 47:02.800 90kai cheered 100 bits. High-rise please fix the stream like earlier when we couldn't 47:02.800 --> 47:04.320 hear the thing. 47:04.320 --> 47:13.800 The thing. The thing. The thing? Bro, again, keep that shit in Losus Chat. I'm not doing 47:13.800 --> 47:19.800 shit. The thing, really. Fucking really. 47:24.800 --> 47:28.800 Why the fuck am I jumping? Oh my god! 47:28.800 --> 47:31.800 Toothquick haughty cheered 100 bits. 47:31.800 --> 47:36.800 Pie jinxed, see I'm coming to Tampa in July for surgery. I want to meet you. 47:36.800 --> 47:44.800 What kind of surgery are you getting, bro? 47:44.800 --> 47:51.800 There is the horror, but why? 47:51.800 --> 47:55.800 I have to be that precise to land on it? 47:55.800 --> 47:57.800 My god! 47:57.800 --> 48:01.800 The fuck is this level? 48:01.800 --> 48:10.600 Bonemke shared 100 bits. Hey, Gilly, when is the next party? Don't forget the baby oil next time. It was very difficult last time 48:12.880 --> 48:15.200 What is that part? What the fuck is that? 48:24.360 --> 48:26.360 Oh my god, all right, let's play 48:29.640 --> 48:31.640 Now we get 40% 48:31.800 --> 49:01.440 It's a double tap but I triple tap, like god I'm playing like shit. 49:01.440 --> 49:11.600 I hate practicing a part and then dying to a part you already know. 49:11.600 --> 49:13.440 Proc bandit cheered 100 bits. 49:13.440 --> 49:19.120 Yo Jinxy, I love you and I was just wondering if you know where Panama City, Florida is. 49:19.120 --> 49:21.120 I'm from there just curious. 49:21.120 --> 49:23.120 Uh, yes, I've never been there though. 49:51.120 --> 50:03.640 It's way since 18, but lately her face seems slowly sinking, wasting, crumbling like pastries. 50:03.640 --> 50:10.200 They scream the worst things in life come free to us, cause we're just under the upper 50:10.200 --> 50:11.200 hand. 50:11.200 --> 50:16.720 Go lad, bought a couple grams, and she don't wanna go outside. 50:16.720 --> 50:20.880 Indigo flashchared 100 bucks, more my best home. 50:20.880 --> 50:25.560 She flies through the mud and then sells love to another man. 50:25.560 --> 50:32.560 It's too cold outside and angels die. 50:32.560 --> 50:34.560 So angels die. 50:34.560 --> 50:36.560 I 50:45.680 --> 50:50.000 He picked up two thousand eight hundred and twenty eight cheered one hundred bits 50:50.240 --> 50:54.760 Jimmy why did you throw a bit of baby oil at me when I was in Dalton Springs? 50:54.760 --> 51:07.740 Oh my god, we got a gig gig gig wait wait wait wait wait no chat holy pro guys I'm looking 51:07.740 --> 51:14.040 good out there I'm not gonna lie I'm looking fucking good out there chat come on dude seriously 51:14.040 --> 51:21.040 Hey, I think we just, we take our win, 38%. 51:21.040 --> 51:22.040 Progress. 51:22.040 --> 51:23.040 It cheered 200 bits. 51:23.040 --> 51:26.040 Jinxed, so please use practice mode to practice individual parts. 51:26.040 --> 51:27.040 Guys, that's already progress? 51:27.040 --> 51:28.040 That's already progress? 51:28.040 --> 51:29.040 Now we play chess. 51:29.040 --> 51:30.040 And in the, in the flight, she flies through the mudder land. 51:30.040 --> 51:31.040 And in the night, she flies through the mudder land. 51:31.040 --> 51:31.880 Chess. 51:33.640 --> 51:37.000 And in the flight she flies to the muddle land. 51:38.720 --> 51:41.360 And in the night she flies to the muddle land. 51:42.600 --> 51:44.760 Sells love to another man. 51:45.760 --> 51:48.760 It's too cold outside. 51:48.760 --> 51:51.640 All right, Chabba, currently 400 bits by. 51:51.640 --> 51:55.680 You know, we've played Chess for 69 consecutive days. 51:55.680 --> 51:56.520 I don't know what to do in this scenario. 51:56.520 --> 51:57.360 Ethan, quit. 51:57.360 --> 51:59.320 I yeat shared 100 bits. 51:59.320 --> 52:06.320 I'm gonna act like that didn't just go through my eardrums right there, man. 52:06.320 --> 52:11.320 I'm gonna act like that didn't just go through my fucking ears, bro. 52:11.320 --> 52:12.320 Alright, man. 52:12.320 --> 52:14.320 That's what the fuck I'm gonna do. 52:14.320 --> 52:18.320 I'm gonna act like I didn't just hear that stupid shit. 52:18.320 --> 52:23.320 Jonas Turner cheered 100% on me. 52:23.320 --> 52:34.020 Jonas Turner cheered 100 bits, jinxed so you walk like it's heavy. Yes, it has been three 52:34.020 --> 52:37.920 years since Gamer of the Year stopped dragging it. 52:37.920 --> 52:48.600 Alright, nice, okay. Because he did the pawn push thing I have to get my net out of here. 52:48.600 --> 52:53.600 So I'm not going to waste time. 52:53.600 --> 52:57.320 I see the plan here. 52:57.320 --> 52:58.080 Should I? 52:58.080 --> 52:59.120 I can't take with the queen. 52:59.120 --> 53:00.920 I have to. 53:00.920 --> 53:02.280 Yeah, I think we just lose material. 53:02.280 --> 53:04.720 Four-foot kinship, 100 bits. 53:04.720 --> 53:05.800 Sup, Nikki? 53:05.800 --> 53:07.760 When is the flight to Turkey? 53:07.760 --> 53:10.160 You need to go ASAP, my boy. 53:10.160 --> 53:12.800 BTW, you suck. 53:12.800 --> 53:13.360 OK. 53:13.360 --> 53:13.760 High-fives. 53:13.760 --> 53:16.600 Get him out. 53:16.600 --> 53:18.520 By the way, you suck. 53:20.520 --> 53:22.440 Okay, we can already castle. 53:22.440 --> 53:24.480 Bishop was probably the best player there. 53:26.360 --> 53:28.720 He might trade, but if he trades, we got our queen out. 53:28.720 --> 53:30.040 He takes like that. 53:30.040 --> 53:33.240 If we take, we have to take, we have an option. 53:34.440 --> 53:35.360 I can mess up his pot. 53:35.360 --> 53:37.040 Like even though my pot structure is messed up, 53:37.040 --> 53:37.880 we can't castle this. 53:37.880 --> 53:38.720 We have to castle this. 53:38.720 --> 53:39.560 We have to castle this. 53:39.560 --> 53:40.400 We have to castle this. 53:40.400 --> 53:41.480 Just hold Q. 53:41.480 --> 53:44.200 Yo bro, please shut that hold Q shit up. 53:44.200 --> 53:46.560 My God, that shit is on my last nerve. 53:49.360 --> 53:50.720 I can't cancel this way. 53:52.240 --> 53:55.280 We just do a check from like out of space for no reason. 53:55.280 --> 53:56.160 It gets my queen out. 53:56.160 --> 53:58.440 I mean, it accomplishes that. 53:58.440 --> 54:00.640 Checking my night out first though. 54:00.640 --> 54:04.120 I know you only wanna see me when it's dark out. 54:04.120 --> 54:05.880 I know you're sad, I'm like mad, I'm like mad now. 54:05.880 --> 54:09.080 Alex 66 cheered 100 bits. 54:09.080 --> 54:22.200 Let's see, I go zone me every time I walk out on the heart, shut it down my star now. 54:22.200 --> 54:23.200 That's material. 54:23.200 --> 54:24.200 All right. 54:24.200 --> 54:32.680 Now we cancel this way because the politics month over here, chat, can't I, what, what 54:32.680 --> 54:33.680 is he doing? 54:33.680 --> 54:34.680 Okay. 54:34.680 --> 54:39.360 42 cheered 100 bits jinxie your proof that hard work 54:40.080 --> 54:46.840 Consistency and being yourself can take someone really far not in siege obviously, but in life 54:46.840 --> 54:48.240 I 54:48.240 --> 54:50.320 Don't know how that like bro 54:51.520 --> 54:56.200 Well, what do you like? No, no, what's that message to determine it? 54:56.600 --> 55:02.160 Because it's like uplifting and then you just have to throw in some psychotic little jab at the end 55:02.160 --> 55:08.740 you throw in a fucking jab at the end bro yo bro I'm a champion seat this guy 55:08.740 --> 55:14.700 his tongue is ruck okay so it appears that I'm playing against slappy 9 6 9 8 55:14.700 --> 55:21.060 shared 100 bits you should do a full mute stream yo but it's like shit like 55:21.060 --> 55:26.900 this yeah bro what the fuck is the what what what's the end result of a fully 55:26.900 --> 55:32.580 muted stream other than literally nothing happening bro what the fuck is the 55:32.580 --> 55:40.940 point of that man all right let's do yeah but then this hangs the rope oh my 55:40.940 --> 55:45.180 god this queen is gonna be such a fucking issue Ethan quite high he cheered 55:45.180 --> 55:52.420 100 bits jinxed see was a child prodigy on the skin flute again bro bring this 55:52.420 --> 55:55.860 This shit's a loss, bro. I'm not doing this shit, man. 55:55.860 --> 55:57.700 Bring this shit to fucking loss. 56:00.900 --> 56:02.600 I think this protects everything. 56:04.860 --> 56:06.860 Little high paint here, please. 56:07.860 --> 56:09.860 I scared for no reason. 56:11.060 --> 56:12.660 Let's go 40 in the summer. 56:14.820 --> 56:17.340 When to go flesh cheered 100 bits. 56:17.340 --> 56:19.300 Darth my little mall hole. 56:19.300 --> 56:20.140 Yo. 56:20.140 --> 56:23.140 Ah, mods, clean it up. 56:23.140 --> 56:25.140 Let's get him out. Seriously, man. 56:25.140 --> 56:27.140 Mods, let's get him out, bro. 56:27.140 --> 56:29.140 I don't got time for this shit, man. 56:29.140 --> 56:32.140 Seriously. I don't got time for this bullshit. 56:32.140 --> 56:35.140 For realsies, bro. I don't got time for this, man. 56:38.140 --> 56:40.140 I gotta get 5 early-loan checks, okay? 56:44.140 --> 56:46.140 Clutch per picture at 100 bits. 56:46.140 --> 56:53.260 I met you yesterday. It was great that you took a picture with me, but you didn't have to slash my tires and punch my grandma 56:55.260 --> 56:57.260 I've 56:57.760 --> 56:59.760 Literally never done that 57:00.180 --> 57:02.740 Guys, I don't go around hitting grandma's 57:04.020 --> 57:07.180 Don't believe anything you read in my YouTube comments. Oh 57:08.420 --> 57:10.820 Speaking of which I need to go to my Twitter 57:13.380 --> 57:15.380 So chat 57:16.140 --> 57:18.140 This is the YouTube comment of today. 57:18.140 --> 57:21.140 Spastica cheered 300 bits. 57:21.140 --> 57:24.140 JDU should play S&M by Rihanna. 57:24.140 --> 57:26.140 Guys, this is the YouTube comment of the day. 57:26.140 --> 57:32.140 Dantez and Joe are like versions of Ron and Jinxie with Testostero. 57:32.140 --> 57:35.140 Yo, chat, everyone has Testostero. 57:35.140 --> 57:40.140 Like, even if I had less Testostero than Joe, it doesn't mean I have zero Testostero. 57:40.140 --> 57:42.140 This guy just hung his queen. 57:42.140 --> 57:44.140 Alright. 57:44.140 --> 57:45.500 Yo, guys, I don't have... 57:45.500 --> 57:48.060 This guy is hungersqueen, alright, we have a free one. 57:48.060 --> 57:49.420 I don't have less test-tops, bro. 57:49.420 --> 57:53.420 One thousand two hundred and thirty-four cheered three hundred bits. 57:53.420 --> 57:56.700 Thanks for picking up my little sister up from school today. 57:56.700 --> 57:58.540 Thanks, King. 57:58.540 --> 58:00.620 Okay, I've... 58:00.620 --> 58:04.220 Your chat... I've never once did that shit, bro. 58:05.260 --> 58:06.380 Alright, let's just castle. 58:06.380 --> 58:08.540 This guy's literally getting fucking mugged. 58:08.540 --> 58:10.300 He's getting ran off the board. 58:10.300 --> 58:12.460 Bro, you hungersrooped and hungersqueen. 58:12.460 --> 58:14.460 Miho, hang it up, next. 58:15.020 --> 58:16.020 But it's... 58:18.220 --> 58:19.220 Alright, sorry. 58:19.620 --> 58:20.620 I'm actually sorry. 58:20.820 --> 58:22.820 But yeah, bro, what the fuck is this? 58:22.940 --> 58:26.780 Park your 577, cheered 100 bits. 58:26.900 --> 58:29.140 You forgot about Riley and he's hurt. 58:29.460 --> 58:32.900 Watch evil princess video and hero graveyard also. 58:33.020 --> 58:34.020 Miho. 58:34.340 --> 58:36.420 Miho, Miho, I didn't forget about Riley chat. 58:36.460 --> 58:39.740 I just, I literally just forgot about class for now. 58:40.980 --> 58:41.980 I love Riley, bro. 58:42.460 --> 58:45.460 Wait, this is a fork if I take... 58:48.460 --> 58:50.460 No, because that works protected. 58:53.460 --> 58:55.460 Let's get some Bishop Vision going. 58:58.460 --> 59:05.460 Free one discord, each cheered 100 bits. You should try streaming someday. I think you'll be decent at it. 59:05.460 --> 59:14.460 It's all rage bait, it's all, it's all rage bait, yo, chat, we got to react to this. 59:14.460 --> 59:17.220 We got to react to this in the middle of the chess game, we brought in the big guns, let's 59:17.220 --> 59:24.140 get active, welcome to the new thieves, chat, watch this, bro. 59:24.140 --> 59:25.820 Did someone call for new thieves? 59:25.820 --> 59:27.940 No, I'm hot and cold. 59:27.940 --> 59:29.940 I'm so excited if I can't push it out. 59:29.940 --> 59:31.940 Peaceful cheered 100 bits. 59:31.940 --> 59:32.940 Chad. 59:32.940 --> 59:36.940 Hey Jinx Tsy, I just wanted to say our son got bullied a lot in school. 59:36.940 --> 59:39.940 But when the bullies found out he watched your streams, 59:39.940 --> 59:42.940 they started to feel extremely bad for him. 59:42.940 --> 59:45.940 Thanks to you, you're a hero, Jiddy. 59:52.940 --> 59:53.940 Okay. 59:53.940 --> 59:54.940 Alright. 59:54.940 --> 59:55.940 Alright. 59:55.940 --> 01:00:08.940 Yeah, but do cases in pro league chat. I mean fucking W's bro. He's gonna dominate. I mean just absolutely fucking W's man. 01:00:08.940 --> 01:00:10.940 Absolutely. 01:00:10.940 --> 01:00:17.940 Jack's cheered 100 bits. Hold hold hold. So much love from Texas loser. 01:00:17.940 --> 01:00:24.940 So is it love or hate? What the fuck is that? Much love from Texas, loser. 01:00:24.940 --> 01:00:32.940 Okay, so we have, all right. Wait, can we just put pressure on him? 01:00:32.940 --> 01:00:39.940 Or my palm structure is actually like, I'm not even kidding, this is like, this is like, I would do that. 01:00:39.940 --> 01:00:42.940 This is like good material, my palm structure. 01:00:42.940 --> 01:00:49.020 370807 cheered 100 bits jinxed see I love you don't stop I'm nearly there 01:00:52.140 --> 01:00:54.140 So now 01:00:55.260 --> 01:00:57.260 This has to take 01:00:59.340 --> 01:01:01.740 Queen is under pressure. Let's not blunder that 01:01:04.180 --> 01:01:08.620 Although he actually just did like a triple fork what a fucking freak brown 01:01:08.620 --> 01:01:13.620 He used to be like a triple fork man. 01:01:13.620 --> 01:01:14.620 Alright. 01:01:14.620 --> 01:01:18.620 That kid used to cheered 100 bits in back jinx. 01:01:18.620 --> 01:01:19.620 See. 01:01:19.620 --> 01:01:23.620 Play Detroit become human please best story game ever next to RDR2. 01:01:23.620 --> 01:01:24.620 I've heard of that game. 01:01:24.620 --> 01:01:26.620 I've heard of that game. 01:01:26.620 --> 01:01:29.620 But the next game I'm going to do is The Last of Us man. 01:01:29.620 --> 01:01:30.620 I got you bro. 01:01:30.620 --> 01:01:31.620 I got you. 01:01:31.620 --> 01:01:36.620 This guy's kind of coming back but not really because I'm just going to. 01:01:36.620 --> 01:01:40.860 I'm just going to do this 01:01:44.380 --> 01:01:46.380 I'm gonna do that 01:01:50.620 --> 01:01:57.580 I'll save age 28 shared 100 bits. I hope you open my fan mail before the Minecraft marathon 01:01:59.180 --> 01:02:01.180 His next place this chap 01:02:01.180 --> 01:02:03.180 Is that me? 01:02:03.180 --> 01:02:05.180 No, that's not me. 01:02:05.180 --> 01:02:09.180 Well, that play is completely dead now because I'm doing that. 01:02:11.180 --> 01:02:13.180 Oh, wait, he hung his rock. Am I fucking stupid? 01:02:13.180 --> 01:02:15.180 Bro, he hung his rock. 01:02:15.180 --> 01:02:17.180 What am I doing, bro? 01:02:17.180 --> 01:02:19.180 He hung his rock. 01:02:19.180 --> 01:02:21.180 Okay, take, take. 01:02:21.180 --> 01:02:23.180 Wait, I actually... 01:02:23.180 --> 01:02:25.180 No, we're good. 01:02:25.180 --> 01:02:27.180 We're good. 01:02:31.180 --> 01:02:36.660 Yo, bro, I made progress today, bro. Okay, this guy just hung his bishop. All right, this guy's trash 01:02:37.340 --> 01:02:39.540 Yo, I'm sorry, man. This guy's not good 01:02:40.300 --> 01:02:42.300 This guy hung his bishop his 01:02:42.460 --> 01:02:46.820 Queen and his rook in a single game to be fair that was me like a month ago though 01:02:47.340 --> 01:02:49.340 But how's he foreign? Maybe he just started 01:02:50.540 --> 01:02:53.060 This bro nobody in fordua plays this bad 01:02:54.100 --> 01:02:56.740 Well, maybe they do maybe they do and I sort of notice 01:03:01.180 --> 01:03:07.340 Okay, so he just completely decides to retrieve this guy's literally getting development log 01:03:07.340 --> 01:03:10.740 and now he can't take because of this and then we just do this. 01:03:10.740 --> 01:03:11.740 Yep. 01:03:11.740 --> 01:03:21.460 And then we have this and yeah, my feedback shared 1000 bits. 01:03:21.460 --> 01:03:25.060 We have checkmate like guys, it's just cool. 01:03:25.060 --> 01:03:26.620 Oh, we don't checkmate anymore. 01:03:26.620 --> 01:03:27.620 Okay. 01:03:27.620 --> 01:03:30.620 We have something. 01:03:30.620 --> 01:03:41.140 We got to find a way to get the knight involved, no? 01:03:41.140 --> 01:03:42.300 Well, wait, no, this is Checkmate. 01:03:42.300 --> 01:03:44.740 Abraham off-chirred 100 bits. 01:03:44.740 --> 01:03:47.100 Hey, chunky idiot who's the best Batman 01:03:47.100 --> 01:03:50.300 and why is it Robert Pattinson? 01:03:50.300 --> 01:03:52.580 Check, look at that pose that we just hit. 01:03:52.580 --> 01:03:56.260 Like, bro, 463 Evo for the boy. 01:03:56.260 --> 01:03:57.900 I mean, this is actually insane. 01:03:57.900 --> 01:04:00.860 Bro, I have 400 ego a week. 01:04:00.860 --> 01:04:04.620 I'm gonna hit 500 ego this week to play again. 01:04:04.620 --> 01:04:07.060 Like, you don't end on a fucking win, ever! 01:04:07.060 --> 01:04:08.820 You never end on a win! 01:04:08.820 --> 01:04:09.780 Goes for any game. 01:04:11.220 --> 01:04:12.900 Oh, this guy's from Finland, chat. 01:04:14.100 --> 01:04:14.940 Alex, you're in the chat. 01:04:14.940 --> 01:04:16.420 I've actually never played a chess player from Finland. 01:04:16.420 --> 01:04:17.260 Yes. 01:04:17.260 --> 01:04:20.460 Can you do one death equals one piece of clothing off? 01:04:22.860 --> 01:04:26.420 Ma, let's just remove him from the stream. 01:04:26.420 --> 01:04:27.540 Yo bro. 01:04:27.540 --> 01:04:29.940 Yo, bro, one death equals one piece of clothes. 01:04:29.940 --> 01:04:31.660 In what game? 01:04:31.660 --> 01:04:32.780 If it's in League of Legends, 01:04:32.780 --> 01:04:34.860 I'll have my wiener out in five minutes. 01:04:34.860 --> 01:04:37.180 Like, what a game, bro. 01:04:37.180 --> 01:04:38.220 What a fucking game. 01:04:42.220 --> 01:04:44.260 Cause the Iceman was a nice man, 01:04:44.260 --> 01:04:45.460 but now I'm hot and cold. 01:04:45.460 --> 01:04:47.700 Kate luncheered 100 bits. 01:04:47.700 --> 01:04:50.740 Subject just saw her eyes in tampon strings, 01:04:50.740 --> 01:04:52.340 stroking Darth Maul. 01:04:53.540 --> 01:04:56.020 Yeah, so that's an example chat of a person 01:04:56.020 --> 01:04:58.940 whose brain is literally exploded. 01:04:58.940 --> 01:05:00.440 Like his brain is fried, bro. 01:05:04.060 --> 01:05:09.060 Bro, like his brain is fucking destroyed, bro. 01:05:09.060 --> 01:05:09.900 Literally. 01:05:10.820 --> 01:05:12.060 So what if I go on an undefeated streak 01:05:12.060 --> 01:05:13.560 and hit five at a deal right now? 01:05:14.740 --> 01:05:16.140 What if I go on an undefeated streak 01:05:16.140 --> 01:05:18.380 and hit five at a deal right now, Jack, together? 01:05:18.380 --> 01:05:22.020 2,935 cheered 100 bits. 01:05:22.020 --> 01:05:24.900 Jinx, see what do you call your followers? 01:05:24.900 --> 01:05:27.020 like Beyonce has the beehive. 01:05:27.900 --> 01:05:30.340 Bro, I don't know, I guess just chat, dude. 01:05:36.560 --> 01:05:39.400 Oh, he's doing my move, okay. 01:05:41.140 --> 01:05:43.020 So come play out of this game. 01:05:43.020 --> 01:05:44.740 Take, take, this opens up. 01:05:48.860 --> 01:05:50.780 I wanna be able to start to develop this way anyways 01:05:50.780 --> 01:05:52.060 and then castle. 01:05:52.060 --> 01:05:55.280 Alex 66 shared 100 bits. 01:05:55.280 --> 01:05:58.460 Junco, when is the collab with my mom? 01:05:58.460 --> 01:05:59.500 The jiddlers. 01:05:59.500 --> 01:06:02.580 I'm a proud jiddler, the jiddies. 01:06:02.580 --> 01:06:04.900 Yo, guys, I'm trying to not end up 01:06:04.900 --> 01:06:06.280 in a fucking police station. 01:06:06.280 --> 01:06:09.200 I'm not calling you guys the jiddlers. 01:06:09.200 --> 01:06:11.760 What the fuck is this shit, bro? 01:06:11.760 --> 01:06:13.740 Literally, this pawn's hanging, 01:06:13.740 --> 01:06:16.340 but doesn't this guy just have like checkmate or something? 01:06:16.340 --> 01:06:23.340 All right, but these guys want some weird shit. 01:06:23.340 --> 01:06:25.340 It's Andy Chee at 200 bits. 01:06:25.340 --> 01:06:28.340 High-vives play choosing Texas by Ella Langley. 01:06:28.340 --> 01:06:34.340 If he takes the knight, I can take with my pawn. 01:06:34.340 --> 01:06:39.340 Then he has Queen takes check. 01:06:39.340 --> 01:06:41.340 I think I could block with the knight. 01:06:41.340 --> 01:06:45.340 I could block with the knight. 01:06:45.340 --> 01:06:46.900 Yeah, we're good. 01:06:46.900 --> 01:06:49.560 Because any take, take, yeah, we're good for them. 01:06:49.560 --> 01:06:50.760 Everything's perfected. 01:06:53.360 --> 01:06:55.200 All right, this is the highest number of clicks. 01:06:55.200 --> 01:06:58.600 100 bits, YouTube stream for Wenhoney. 01:06:58.600 --> 01:06:59.880 It's live right now. 01:06:59.880 --> 01:07:00.880 It's live right now. 01:07:01.920 --> 01:07:05.040 All right, everybody just calm the fuck down and focus. 01:07:05.040 --> 01:07:06.920 So here's what's gonna happen. 01:07:06.920 --> 01:07:09.160 He's gonna have to retreat. 01:07:09.160 --> 01:07:10.000 Oh my God. 01:07:11.120 --> 01:07:12.400 Retreat, retreat, retreat. 01:07:12.400 --> 01:07:14.420 He's gonna have to retreat his queen. 01:07:15.340 --> 01:07:25.340 What's Castle? King's Safety number one? What safety is number one for us? 01:07:25.340 --> 01:07:30.340 GD I have a motivational song for you to listen to. It's called Heavy is the Crown. 01:07:30.340 --> 01:07:34.340 It's from League of Legends. It'll help you get challenger. It has faker in it. 01:07:34.340 --> 01:07:41.340 Trust me. It'll help me get challenger as if like, yo man, let me tell you something about League of Legends dude. 01:07:41.340 --> 01:07:50.140 I legitimately believe I could dedicate the rest of my human life to that game throw away my streaming career and play League for 15 hours a day and 01:07:50.740 --> 01:07:55.140 Literally do like blow and I would never a challenger never 01:07:56.100 --> 01:07:59.860 My golden league to be completely honest is just to pass that way 01:08:01.380 --> 01:08:07.580 100 bits thanks for the pick yesterday, but you slashed my tires and punched my grandma 01:08:07.580 --> 01:08:12.920 So this is the second human being up today that said I punched his grandma 01:08:13.420 --> 01:08:15.420 Bro was avoiding 01:08:15.460 --> 01:08:20.680 Bro was avoiding the Bishop taking the night and didn't realize that I pinned his rook 01:08:22.180 --> 01:08:24.940 I'm still fucking locked into the HR. I'm not even kidding 01:08:28.820 --> 01:08:31.940 Wait, this is like the worst case scenario 01:08:31.940 --> 01:08:33.380 No, no, no, no. 01:08:33.380 --> 01:08:36.340 Have it underscore builds, cheered 500 bits. 01:08:36.340 --> 01:08:40.140 Yo homie, you got to run some build battles sometime. 01:08:41.300 --> 01:08:42.940 Bro, I actually want to, 01:08:42.940 --> 01:08:45.620 I'm gonna start streaming a little more Fortnite chat. 01:08:45.620 --> 01:08:48.100 I wanna play Evil Fortnite with Loze. 01:08:48.100 --> 01:08:50.260 That's gonna be the first Fortnite stream I do. 01:08:50.260 --> 01:08:52.940 I wanna play Evil Fortnite with Loze chat. 01:08:52.940 --> 01:08:55.540 That'd be like two hours of just cinema. 01:08:56.500 --> 01:08:59.780 Like, I do kind of miss Fortnite. 01:08:59.780 --> 01:09:02.460 Also, I've never in my life made Fortnite on PC, 01:09:02.460 --> 01:09:04.560 so I'm assuming it's gonna be a lot better. 01:09:05.500 --> 01:09:08.500 Rui Ben Bouterback, cheered 100 bits. 01:09:08.500 --> 01:09:10.540 Yo Jinx, do you give me my charm? 01:09:10.540 --> 01:09:13.380 I have Skites Varsity Gamja Induzee's charm, 01:09:13.380 --> 01:09:14.860 but not yours to her deal. 01:09:14.860 --> 01:09:16.780 Stop WR6. 01:09:19.380 --> 01:09:20.500 No, if you don't have my charm, 01:09:20.500 --> 01:09:22.660 it's you have like on-link and relink your account. 01:09:22.660 --> 01:09:23.860 If that doesn't work, you have to contact 01:09:23.860 --> 01:09:24.860 maybe Soft Connect. 01:09:27.500 --> 01:09:29.540 Wait chat, do you think he sees this? 01:09:29.540 --> 01:09:31.220 Chat, I have a gambit. 01:09:31.220 --> 01:09:34.620 If I push this pawn, he might just mindlessly take 01:09:34.620 --> 01:09:36.580 and then he doesn't see this. 01:09:36.580 --> 01:09:40.140 Bro, chat, at 480 elo, I've got him sees this. 01:09:40.140 --> 01:09:41.900 I'm gonna be honest, I wouldn't see it. 01:09:41.900 --> 01:09:44.500 No med 11, cheered 100 bits. 01:09:44.500 --> 01:09:46.340 Jinxed, see why fat ugly? 01:09:47.340 --> 01:09:49.540 Okay, so chat, watch what I'm gonna do, okay? 01:09:50.820 --> 01:09:53.620 I'm gonna push this pawn because he's gonna panic 01:09:53.620 --> 01:09:55.900 and be like, oh, he gave me a free pawn. 01:09:55.900 --> 01:09:57.260 And then hangs his queen. 01:09:58.340 --> 01:09:59.180 Watch. 01:09:59.540 --> 01:10:09.540 I just hope my vision doing that. Oh my god. I didn't realize that the Queen could... 01:10:09.540 --> 01:10:11.540 Oh my god. 01:10:11.540 --> 01:10:19.540 Get Bill 42 cheered 200 bits. Jinxy, you're so top tier. Not in siege, obviously, but 01:10:19.540 --> 01:10:20.540 in life. 01:10:20.540 --> 01:10:29.140 He didn't see it. Oh my god. Bro, my strategy was so brain dead, I actually need to get 01:10:29.140 --> 01:10:35.580 smart for 400 oh my god you didn't see it that's actually so fucking funny holy shit 01:10:35.580 --> 01:10:44.700 thousand areas okay no my shit came with the he sees maybe 01:10:44.700 --> 01:10:51.260 Alicia I cheered 100 bits hey jinxed see me and my boyfriend love watching your 01:10:51.260 --> 01:10:56.580 streams love from England hey appreciate the kind words thank you 01:10:56.580 --> 01:11:09.780 Jack take take take take take take take take take take take take take take take take my virginity 01:11:09.780 --> 01:11:18.180 okay take take take take night moves 01:11:18.420 --> 01:11:25.300 Jonas Tona cheered 100 bits jinxed so you walk like it's heavy yes it has been 01:11:25.300 --> 01:11:29.220 three years since Gamer of the Year. Stop dragging it, John. 01:11:29.460 --> 01:11:35.420 Okay, Chad, look, take, he has to move. Okay. Focus. He has to move. 01:11:41.100 --> 01:11:47.380 Yes, the movie can. No, my ship came with the seas, baby. 01:11:50.660 --> 01:11:52.980 All right, there's definitely a player. Chad, one thing about 01:11:52.980 --> 01:11:54.980 chess is there's always 01:11:54.980 --> 01:11:57.980 she had 200 bits. Thanks for 01:11:57.980 --> 01:11:59.980 being real. Much love. 01:11:59.980 --> 01:12:01.980 Well, you know, I'll trade 01:12:01.980 --> 01:12:03.980 material anytime you want. Let me 01:12:03.980 --> 01:12:05.980 trade material. If I'm on material, 01:12:05.980 --> 01:12:07.980 bro, I'll be the biggest material 01:12:07.980 --> 01:12:08.980 trader you've ever seen in your 01:12:08.980 --> 01:12:10.980 fucking life, mate. 01:12:10.980 --> 01:12:12.980 Your chat. I might do something 01:12:12.980 --> 01:12:13.980 absurd. 01:12:13.980 --> 01:12:15.980 Oh, wait, my book's hanging. 01:12:15.980 --> 01:12:16.980 Oh, my fucking God, I didn't see 01:12:16.980 --> 01:12:17.980 that. 01:12:20.980 --> 01:12:21.980 Dude, my book was hanging. 01:12:21.980 --> 01:12:24.500 was hanging. Wait, that was actually a bad place. Then he does this. 01:12:24.780 --> 01:12:25.260 What a bad- 01:12:25.260 --> 01:12:31.620 TOKYO underscore M12, cheered 100 bits. Hello, Jinx. I'm from Bulgarian. 01:12:31.980 --> 01:12:37.700 Can you put a song for me? Name, they run by Jose Barrios. Thanks. 01:12:38.460 --> 01:12:41.300 Right, whatever. I'm live on YouTube now, so if I play a song, it's gonna get 01:12:41.300 --> 01:12:46.660 fucking copyright strike. Okay. Queen check. Rook here. 01:12:46.660 --> 01:12:58.820 Alright, queen check, king moves, he has two legal moves, this, this, oh wait that was 01:12:58.820 --> 01:13:01.460 like the worst move. 01:13:01.460 --> 01:13:03.460 Check again. 01:13:03.460 --> 01:13:09.340 Slappy9029698, cheered 200 bits, you should do a mute stream. 01:13:09.340 --> 01:13:12.420 Yo bro shut that stupid shit up, seriously. 01:13:12.420 --> 01:13:13.260 My God! 01:13:17.260 --> 01:13:19.180 Check again, where I'm gonna literally have 01:13:19.180 --> 01:13:21.340 his king running in circle shots. 01:13:21.340 --> 01:13:22.500 Bro, if we win this, 01:13:23.300 --> 01:13:24.620 shy stuff. 01:13:24.620 --> 01:13:25.940 All right, let's first off do this. 01:13:25.940 --> 01:13:28.100 We have like a Godbrook that can't die. 01:13:29.420 --> 01:13:31.200 And then we'll do the move. 01:13:32.180 --> 01:13:34.340 I don't know, it's got me. 01:13:34.340 --> 01:13:36.860 When to go flesh cheered 100 bits, 01:13:36.860 --> 01:13:39.220 Darth my little mall hole. 01:13:39.220 --> 01:13:41.180 Yo, okay. 01:13:41.180 --> 01:13:42.900 Yo, yo, hi-fives! 01:13:43.780 --> 01:13:46.540 Like, we need mods today. 01:13:47.140 --> 01:13:48.580 Darth your middle hole. 01:13:48.820 --> 01:13:50.940 Bro, what the fuck is wrong with your brain, man? 01:13:55.820 --> 01:13:57.580 The fuck is that supposed to mean? 01:14:02.380 --> 01:14:04.140 Okay, yo, let me cut your- 01:14:04.140 --> 01:14:10.000 J0 RD2 an underscore cheered 100 bits. Hey, you got this mr. Tightness 01:14:10.320 --> 01:14:16.320 Wanna come over again and show me your Darth tight hole person in suit levitating emoji 01:14:16.320 --> 01:14:18.320 No, I'm not this 01:14:18.820 --> 01:14:21.120 Person in suit levitating a not this 01:14:22.620 --> 01:14:25.220 Enough with that stupid ass fucking emoji 01:14:26.820 --> 01:14:31.220 Rook moves Queen takes we have a triple battery in the center of the board 01:14:31.220 --> 01:14:33.580 His king is literally getting Riley read it 01:14:35.060 --> 01:14:37.060 Hangs the Rook 01:14:37.660 --> 01:14:39.660 See bro, I'm way better than this evil 01:14:40.020 --> 01:14:46.860 This is what I'm trying to say the last guy was just handing out material this guy Jeff if I play more games today 01:14:46.860 --> 01:14:52.740 I can get like six hundred twelve cheered 100 bits. Jacks cheered 102 girls 01:14:52.740 --> 01:14:54.740 Oh, what's so you brought up in GD? 01:14:54.740 --> 01:14:56.740 He's called society 01:14:56.740 --> 01:15:07.100 What just happened? Guys, we're at our all-time elo, 471 elo, can't end on a loss, lock in. 01:15:07.100 --> 01:15:15.740 We're not gonna end on a loss or fiber elo, nothing in between, let's fucking go bro. 01:15:15.740 --> 01:15:19.460 Last week I hit 400 elo, this week we hit 500. 01:15:19.460 --> 01:15:27.280 My shit came with the heat see it's land and ten cheered 100 bits. Hey jinxed see big fan broke. Keep it up love you, bro 01:15:27.280 --> 01:15:34.300 Thank you, also where Darth Maul get his shoes over gene emoji peach emoji over gene emoji 01:15:43.160 --> 01:15:47.440 Actually, what's it do when they do this fuck is that the huge that he just puked onto the board 01:15:47.440 --> 01:15:53.000 Oh my god, I actually don't know what to do here, I just said I don't know, this isn't 01:15:53.000 --> 01:15:54.000 good, this isn't good. 01:15:54.000 --> 01:15:58.680 Alright, clean up, just take, I need to clear up the board, it's getting like clogged. 01:15:58.680 --> 01:16:04.200 Chad, we're about to get back to you. 01:16:04.200 --> 01:16:16.600 Chad, if I take... 01:16:16.600 --> 01:16:21.920 He might think I'm threatening the knight, but in reality I'm threatening the queen. 01:16:21.920 --> 01:16:26.320 He might be worried like, oh my god, he's coming for my knight, but in reality I'm 01:16:26.320 --> 01:16:27.320 threatening this. 01:16:27.320 --> 01:16:33.120 Oh my god, I'm gonna be honest, I probably wouldn't even see this. 01:16:33.120 --> 01:16:37.080 Solid fuck. 01:16:37.080 --> 01:16:45.000 How to be, you know, I feel like what an idiot would do is take. 01:16:45.000 --> 01:16:51.240 Jack his Queen literally cannot be involved in the game until he handles this Bishop. So why don't we just 01:16:52.200 --> 01:16:54.200 Why don't we just make him handle the Bishop? 01:16:55.240 --> 01:17:03.320 Do I'm saying like let's just leave the Bishop here the whole fucking game because if our everything's underscore great shared 100 bits 01:17:03.560 --> 01:17:05.560 Want to get better pray to God? 01:17:05.800 --> 01:17:07.800 Yo, shut up. All right 01:17:09.000 --> 01:17:10.360 I have 01:17:10.360 --> 01:17:12.360 All right, he's opening up his Queen a little bit now 01:17:12.360 --> 01:17:16.200 This is check, but the problem is he has King takes and then I don't have anything 01:17:17.100 --> 01:17:19.100 So let's just retreat 01:17:19.100 --> 01:17:21.980 No much it came with the heat seats, baby 01:17:22.500 --> 01:17:28.200 Guys, I think we just leave this here. I'm not even kidding and if he tries to get his bishop out 01:17:29.780 --> 01:17:34.500 Okay, just cheating mark one cheered 100 bits. Do you do cameo? 01:17:35.500 --> 01:17:37.500 No 01:17:38.980 --> 01:17:40.980 Yo 01:17:40.980 --> 01:17:49.900 Okay, check. Hear me the fuck out, bro. This guy's cooked. His queen's out of the game. 01:17:49.900 --> 01:17:56.780 His... okay. How do I capitalize on this? 01:17:56.780 --> 01:18:00.100 Alright, first things first. 01:18:00.100 --> 01:18:05.580 Hotdog dog cheered 100 bits. Yo junkie, good luck on the level. By the way, if you don't 01:18:05.580 --> 01:18:08.580 finish the level today, I'm going to touch you. 01:18:08.580 --> 01:18:14.860 Well, spoiler alert, bro. I didn't finish the level. You're gonna just oh my god. He did the thing. He did the thing. Okay 01:18:16.060 --> 01:18:19.380 Well, I need to do this chat. Oh my god. I have such a good play plan 01:18:20.280 --> 01:18:27.260 Chat I want to do this so then I can do that and then he can't take because I have that but then the problem is this blocks this 01:18:27.260 --> 01:18:29.260 So I need to do I 01:18:29.260 --> 01:18:33.420 I need to do the, now, but then that walks. 01:18:33.420 --> 01:18:37.420 Cow, cow, 455 shared 100 bits. 01:18:37.420 --> 01:18:41.140 Are you still doing the diamond gym challenge, Junco? 01:18:41.140 --> 01:18:41.980 Yes, bro. 01:18:41.980 --> 01:18:43.540 2026, I'm going to the diamond gym. 01:18:43.540 --> 01:18:44.780 I don't have the exact date yet, 01:18:44.780 --> 01:18:46.740 but yes, I'm going to the diamond gym. 01:18:49.540 --> 01:18:50.980 And I will survive. 01:18:50.980 --> 01:18:51.820 Yes, bro. 01:18:51.820 --> 01:18:53.020 Yes. 01:18:53.020 --> 01:18:53.860 Okay. 01:18:53.860 --> 01:18:54.700 He moves. 01:18:55.980 --> 01:18:56.820 Oh, no, wait. 01:18:56.820 --> 01:18:57.660 I just messed up my entire play. 01:18:57.660 --> 01:18:58.540 I was supposed to move this on. 01:18:58.540 --> 01:19:00.900 I'm actually fucking stupid as fuck. 01:19:00.900 --> 01:19:01.740 All right. 01:19:05.740 --> 01:19:06.580 I'm supposed to- 01:19:06.580 --> 01:19:10.700 Rollie, 1,234 cheered 100 bits. 01:19:10.700 --> 01:19:13.460 Can you pause the stream I'm going for a nap? 01:19:13.460 --> 01:19:14.300 Yo, no! 01:19:20.540 --> 01:19:22.020 Bishop check here. 01:19:22.020 --> 01:19:22.940 Ooh. 01:19:22.940 --> 01:19:25.260 Now it's getting frisky for him. 01:19:25.260 --> 01:19:26.940 Bro, check. 01:19:28.540 --> 01:19:34.540 His legal moves are this, or that, or that. 01:19:38.540 --> 01:19:41.540 These erodes peer-checked 100 bits. 01:19:41.540 --> 01:19:45.540 Much love when are we collaborating on Facebook Live. 01:19:45.540 --> 01:19:48.540 Wait, he goes here? That's his only legal move. 01:19:48.540 --> 01:19:51.540 Wait, check me. 01:19:51.540 --> 01:20:00.540 Oh my god, I almost hung my queen. 01:20:00.540 --> 01:20:04.540 Oh my god chat, I almost hung my queen. 01:20:04.540 --> 01:20:09.540 Okay, there has to be a checkmate on the board there. 01:20:09.540 --> 01:20:19.540 Oh, up Siege to take a shared 100 bits. Hey Nick make it stink for me. 01:20:19.540 --> 01:20:25.540 And he's like, if I go here and then I go here, he can't take it because he has checked. 01:20:25.540 --> 01:20:27.540 No much. 01:20:27.540 --> 01:20:34.540 Maybe we're down to minutes. We're up to material and this guy has. 01:20:34.540 --> 01:20:39.540 Yeah, this was the, this was the exact play I wanted chat right here. 01:20:39.540 --> 01:20:40.660 That's fine, you can have my knife. 01:20:40.660 --> 01:20:44.900 Orgundascore for Undascore life, Undascore cheered 100 bits. 01:20:44.900 --> 01:20:49.620 Hijinks see from Scotland call you tell my friend to stop selling my elo. 01:20:49.620 --> 01:20:51.380 Should I have checkmate? I have checkmate in one. 01:20:52.260 --> 01:20:55.140 I actually like, this is the best chance I've ever played in my life. 01:20:55.140 --> 01:20:57.460 Holy shit! I have checkmate in one! 01:20:59.860 --> 01:21:01.940 Can't take, can't take, can't take, can't take. 01:21:02.500 --> 01:21:04.260 Can't run. Can't run. 01:21:05.620 --> 01:21:08.420 I have checkmate in one if he doesn't find a way to block it. 01:21:09.540 --> 01:21:15.340 Watch him just spaz and like take my night. That'd be funny. Bro. Checkmate one. This is me 01:21:16.460 --> 01:21:19.540 100 bits. Why did the Darth chicken mall the cross? 01:21:20.380 --> 01:21:22.380 Answer fuck you 01:21:26.540 --> 01:21:31.900 Okay, he found like but then we kind of settle fork it's like this isn't bad at all 01:21:34.060 --> 01:21:36.920 Actually, no that is because then he just gets his queen out of me trade Queens 01:21:36.920 --> 01:21:43.920 God, if I had a way to like, I don't really want to trade Queens, man. 01:21:43.920 --> 01:21:45.920 Wait. 01:21:45.920 --> 01:21:48.920 777 cheers 100 bits. 01:21:48.920 --> 01:21:51.920 Hello, JD. Please keep singing on stream. 01:21:51.920 --> 01:21:55.920 Chat seems to hate it and I want the chat miserable. 01:21:55.920 --> 01:22:01.920 I mean, I don't know if we should have traded Queens. 01:22:01.920 --> 01:22:06.080 Queen's was probably stupid about whatever. I'd never lose any games with a Queen. 01:22:08.880 --> 01:22:14.480 That's hanging. Central Knight. Jack, correct or incorrect? Is this not the best chess I've ever 01:22:14.480 --> 01:22:19.920 played? Correct or incorrect? Jack, just type correct or incorrect? 01:22:19.920 --> 01:22:27.920 TK underscore warrior 07 cheered 100 bits, just beat it already, it's not that hard. 01:22:27.920 --> 01:22:51.120 That's an interesting position to be in, I don't want to drop my Bishop. 01:22:51.120 --> 01:23:13.120 I don't know what dirty Sanchez means, man. 01:23:13.120 --> 01:23:15.120 Offer a material trade? 01:23:15.120 --> 01:23:19.120 Bro, if he ends up trading material, I have a... 01:23:19.120 --> 01:23:25.280 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm actually disgusting. If he trades material, I have a royal fork. 01:23:26.080 --> 01:23:27.680 Or no, not a royal fork, but I have a fork. 01:23:27.680 --> 01:23:33.360 From Tai Chi, cheered 100 bits. Don't come to Illinois unless you want to be an urban legend. 01:23:34.800 --> 01:23:39.760 Che, do you see that fork? Hey, bro, if he trades, I don't know what he could do. 01:23:39.760 --> 01:23:41.520 His best place to run is Bishop away. 01:23:41.520 --> 01:23:53.600 way. He chooses to not run his bishop away. All right. He can, no he can't. Yeah, this 01:23:53.600 --> 01:23:58.360 guy's, this guy's ass. Bro, I'm actually, I think Chess is like finally clicking. Bro, 01:23:58.360 --> 01:23:59.360 I got- 01:23:59.360 --> 01:24:03.640 Tossing on the score, Jade, 100 bits. Who do you think you are? 01:24:03.640 --> 01:24:11.320 Okay, this is not loads of streaming. Yo, I can still just do the fork anyways. He can't 01:24:11.320 --> 01:24:15.520 take with the king because the bishop has vision and now his rooks are four bro this 01:24:15.520 --> 01:24:20.040 guy is I'm not even kidding this guy is getting brutally fucking maw like he's not even 01:24:20.040 --> 01:24:25.040 blundering I'm just banding him over a table and cream but 01:24:27.840 --> 01:24:35.400 Librian 521 shared 100 bits ever think about trying for honor again perhaps you 01:24:35.400 --> 01:24:37.400 I could get someone to teach you. 01:24:40.840 --> 01:24:41.680 Yeah, I'm a side bro. 01:24:41.680 --> 01:24:43.680 That's what I fucking thought. 01:24:43.680 --> 01:24:45.480 Now I'm like 400 again, don't worry. 01:24:45.480 --> 01:24:48.440 Yo chat, three consecutive wins in a row. 01:24:51.040 --> 01:24:53.360 Three consecutive wins in a row, guys. 01:24:53.360 --> 01:24:55.720 Chess is finally clicking. 01:24:55.720 --> 01:24:56.920 We're about to hit five already though. 01:24:56.920 --> 01:24:58.680 Three consecutive wins in a row. 01:24:58.680 --> 01:25:00.240 Chess is finally clicking. 01:25:00.240 --> 01:25:01.800 It's actually getting terrified. 01:25:01.800 --> 01:25:21.800 I'm actually, I might get on Rocket League today. I think I will. I'm feeling very, I'm feeling very uh, uh, uh, uh, sweaty today. 01:25:21.800 --> 01:25:26.800 Bro, like I said, chat, we, we finally won our first Rocket League tournament. 01:25:26.800 --> 01:25:31.800 Now we need to do our original mission of Rocket League when I got up to the game is get diamond. 01:25:31.800 --> 01:25:34.800 We're currently Plat 1, we were Plat 2, but we dropped. 01:25:34.800 --> 01:25:39.800 And our boss can go in 7,655 cheered 100 bits. 01:25:39.800 --> 01:25:45.800 Jinxy playboys don't cry by the cure. 01:25:45.800 --> 01:25:48.800 I can't keep a straight face. 01:25:48.800 --> 01:25:51.800 No dear, I'm not kidding. 01:25:51.800 --> 01:25:54.800 I'm sick of the chase. 01:25:54.800 --> 01:26:07.800 I can feel my head still spinning, digging my own grave, thinking about all those rooms, counting down the days. 01:26:07.800 --> 01:26:16.800 Julian 518 has cheered 100 bits, do a bro versus bro versus hi-vis, also say hi to Brent. 01:26:16.800 --> 01:26:30.200 I'm not even kidding, I think 3 wins and we're 500-0. 01:26:30.200 --> 01:26:39.720 Insane by the way, literally insane. 01:26:39.720 --> 01:26:42.400 This doesn't hang anything right. 01:26:42.400 --> 01:26:47.920 Skinner cheered 500 bits. Will you ever get you see in Clashmiss when you're grind with Riley? 01:26:48.800 --> 01:26:53.920 I've already got you seen Clash. I got a top 1700 bro. I don't know if I can get any higher than that. 01:27:06.160 --> 01:27:09.920 I lose material because take take and then he gets the last laugh. 01:27:12.400 --> 01:27:19.440 Lil Marabh cheered 100 bits, Junco I love you bro you're so genuine and keep doing anything 01:27:19.440 --> 01:27:22.960 you're doing man makes me happy to see you excel in life. 01:27:22.960 --> 01:27:27.520 Love you bro thank you man. He pushes this, this could be a problem actually. 01:27:33.360 --> 01:27:35.760 Okay let's let's let's let's get frisky here. 01:27:42.400 --> 01:27:48.080 He has two two pieces that attack the square and I have three so I 01:27:48.080 --> 01:27:52.720 I screwed 100 bits is there a food court at the Darth Maul 01:27:57.200 --> 01:28:03.360 Oh he ends up finding that. Oh it's actually really really really good play by him. 01:28:05.520 --> 01:28:07.040 Well let's just do this bro let's calm down. 01:28:12.400 --> 01:28:17.400 Oh, he's actually like, 01:28:17.400 --> 01:28:21.400 Hey, Tyvi's 77 cheered 100 bits. 01:28:21.400 --> 01:28:24.400 Hi, Vis, I demand you to spawn Ronnie. 01:28:24.400 --> 01:28:30.400 Okay, this is gonna be interesting. 01:28:30.400 --> 01:28:36.400 He goes here. I can't take back because Knight has vision on Pawn. 01:28:36.400 --> 01:28:39.400 I have no checks. 01:28:39.400 --> 01:28:49.400 I have Bishop takes, followed up by Knight takes, Knight takes, or Knight takes, Queen takes and then we attack... 01:28:49.400 --> 01:28:54.400 David, JC cheered 100 bits. Do you stream on the Darth Maul? 01:28:54.400 --> 01:28:57.400 Yo, bro, oh my fucking god! 01:28:57.400 --> 01:29:17.400 I cannot let him have it, he's hanging his book, he's hanging but he's gonna see it, 01:29:17.400 --> 01:29:18.400 he's gonna see it. 01:29:18.400 --> 01:29:19.400 I couldn't do it. 01:29:19.400 --> 01:29:24.400 Two hard one shared 100 bits, Dante sends Jason one V1 RN. 01:29:24.400 --> 01:29:31.600 if he okay oh my god I actually won the game if he doesn't if he doesn't move 01:29:31.600 --> 01:29:37.360 this because look I have takes but he has takes and then I have takes in the 01:29:37.360 --> 01:29:43.000 check bro I actually would get his rook and his clean off the board and I would 01:29:43.000 --> 01:29:47.920 only lose a bishop if this guy doesn't move his rook the game's over but even 01:29:47.920 --> 01:29:52.000 then the game still over anyway because it's land intention 105 bits 01:29:52.000 --> 01:29:55.880 Hey John, co-big fan, bro, keep it up love you, bro. 01:29:55.880 --> 01:29:59.360 So I could just take the rook, right? 01:29:59.360 --> 01:30:01.280 But isn't this just checkmate in one? 01:30:04.720 --> 01:30:06.520 No, it's not, I'm stupid. 01:30:06.520 --> 01:30:07.360 Let's take the rook, 01:30:07.360 --> 01:30:10.040 because then if he takes, I have tape. 01:30:10.040 --> 01:30:12.800 Oh, wait, it's this guy, this guy's stupid. 01:30:12.800 --> 01:30:13.640 Checkmate in one? 01:30:14.800 --> 01:30:15.640 Checkmate in one. 01:30:17.800 --> 01:30:19.400 Okay, that's his only legal move. 01:30:19.400 --> 01:30:26.880 Smooth one jail, shared one hundred bits, your jinxed sea love you man have a great day. 01:30:26.880 --> 01:30:30.200 It's his only legal move, love you too bro. 01:30:30.200 --> 01:30:38.160 And then I just do this, yeah, he can't take it because I have takes, I mean he can take, 01:30:38.160 --> 01:30:39.160 but I have this. 01:30:39.160 --> 01:30:44.080 Alright, I'm gonna just mod him the fuck out of everyone I'm playing, like this is actually 01:30:44.080 --> 01:30:45.580 disgusting. 01:30:45.580 --> 01:30:48.540 This is the best chat I've ever played chat. 01:30:48.540 --> 01:30:50.540 I had a miss, what? 01:30:50.540 --> 01:30:54.540 Bro chat, I'm literally just mothin' the fuck out of everything. 01:30:57.540 --> 01:30:58.540 Appreciate that man. 01:30:58.540 --> 01:31:02.540 Guys, we are two wins away from Fiverty Lo. 01:31:02.540 --> 01:31:05.540 Lock the fuck in, holy shit! 01:31:05.540 --> 01:31:07.540 Countin' down the days. 01:31:07.540 --> 01:31:11.540 Two wins away from Fiverty Lo, this is actually insane. 01:31:11.540 --> 01:31:14.540 I think the TTS makes me play better, I don't know. 01:31:14.540 --> 01:31:22.540 I'm also just playing faster. Like the other days I would play slow and disloose. 01:31:22.540 --> 01:31:27.800 Treggie underscore seven makes sure that 100 bits. High-wise I want to gamble so put some 01:31:27.800 --> 01:31:32.940 predictions on pretty please pookie bear. 01:31:32.940 --> 01:31:50.940 Okay, check. The best chess I've ever played in my life has happened today. We should have 01:31:50.940 --> 01:31:55.780 took with the Queen this guy's so fucking bad. 01:31:55.780 --> 01:32:01.780 Solis underscore hairline cheered 100 bits, play over watch Junko Funko Dungo. 01:32:01.780 --> 01:32:04.780 Guys, this looks like such a nasty play right here. 01:32:04.780 --> 01:32:16.780 I mean it's not nasty, but hey, at the end of the day, bro, I think I want to trade because, 01:32:16.780 --> 01:32:21.780 yeah, I want to trade because I want to, it's hard to explain, I don't want to be taking like that. 01:32:21.780 --> 01:32:24.780 So I want to initiate the trade. 01:32:24.780 --> 01:32:26.780 All right, and at the end of the day, bro 01:32:26.860 --> 01:32:33.220 Blues pray it's a cheered 100 bits hijinks. Do you still practice football or not? 01:32:33.220 --> 01:32:38.700 I've taken a little bit of a break, but I'm gonna probably get back into training soon. I'm gonna do more training videos 01:32:38.700 --> 01:32:39.700 I think 01:32:39.700 --> 01:32:41.700 Take a little bit of break though 01:32:44.580 --> 01:32:46.860 Okay, that move is very predictable 01:32:48.420 --> 01:32:50.420 And then look man, we just reset 01:32:54.780 --> 01:33:01.780 I'm going to go with the city. 01:33:01.780 --> 01:33:05.780 Stat lines cheered 100 bits. 01:33:05.780 --> 01:33:09.780 Can you tell my boy writer from 01:33:09.780 --> 01:33:12.780 Hamilton, Ontario that he is not good at siege. 01:33:12.780 --> 01:33:16.780 Rider from Hamilton, Ontario, you're not going to see. 01:33:16.780 --> 01:33:19.780 I don't know why I needed the city. 01:33:19.780 --> 01:33:22.780 Jack, you know, Jack. 01:33:22.780 --> 01:33:28.940 were cities in Canada. I didn't know they were states or also known as provinces. I did not know 01:33:28.940 --> 01:33:32.460 that. That literally sent me into shell shock when I found that out. 01:33:32.460 --> 01:33:38.380 Lixie air cheered 100 bits. You should watch Chris Long. He holds all the juice world sessions 01:33:38.380 --> 01:33:42.060 and snippets. Please react. New song dropped to day two. 01:33:42.060 --> 01:33:57.500 If you if I do this I can quickly cast him this way I messed up because I need this open 01:33:57.500 --> 01:33:58.380 I need this open 01:33:58.380 --> 01:34:05.380 I'm not shitting with the useless brain video. 01:34:05.380 --> 01:34:12.620 The Bigel Cipper cheered 100 bits, is it a long stream because you want longer content 01:34:12.620 --> 01:34:17.180 or is it because you're just absolute cheats at video games? 01:34:17.180 --> 01:34:20.580 I'm trying to think. 01:34:20.580 --> 01:34:23.660 If I castle, I castle, which is fine. 01:34:23.660 --> 01:34:27.660 If I do this, I just cast it, so I'm like, just cast it. 01:34:27.660 --> 01:34:31.660 Oh my God, they're casting itself, because I have this. 01:34:31.660 --> 01:34:37.660 Okay, so if I do this, I think first thing I should do is this, like a sneaky move. 01:34:37.660 --> 01:34:41.660 I'm going to open up this whole thing. 01:34:41.660 --> 01:34:44.900 Temtex underscore 30 cheered 100 bits. 01:34:44.900 --> 01:34:47.820 Hey, Judy, why didn't the chicken wear underwear? 01:34:47.820 --> 01:34:49.860 Because his back is on his face. 01:34:57.580 --> 01:34:58.820 That's like a sneaky little play 01:34:58.820 --> 01:35:02.060 because now we're opening up the Bishop's lane. 01:35:02.060 --> 01:35:05.460 And then we have this, which forks these, 01:35:05.460 --> 01:35:07.380 but he has to take. 01:35:07.380 --> 01:35:10.300 And then we take the queen, 01:35:10.300 --> 01:35:12.180 And then we have the Bishop protecting. 01:35:13.340 --> 01:35:15.580 And by moving the night here, we have about this. 01:35:15.580 --> 01:35:17.740 God, the country cheered 100 bits. 01:35:17.740 --> 01:35:20.300 Junco, if you like legal, you love smite. 01:35:24.580 --> 01:35:26.140 Smite, I've heard that game. 01:35:27.180 --> 01:35:28.600 So, okay, chat. 01:35:30.380 --> 01:35:33.460 If I go here, we're attacking this and this. 01:35:34.820 --> 01:35:36.540 But we're also, if he doesn't answer it, 01:35:36.540 --> 01:35:39.060 we have a night takes check. 01:35:39.060 --> 01:35:40.380 He's gonna answer it. 01:35:40.380 --> 01:35:41.220 I'm gonna go here. 01:35:41.220 --> 01:35:42.260 He's gonna go here. 01:35:42.260 --> 01:35:43.500 Oh my God, he ended up. 01:35:43.500 --> 01:35:44.500 Whoa. 01:35:44.500 --> 01:35:45.340 He's kinda glistening to this. 01:35:45.340 --> 01:35:48.420 Junko one brain cell cheered 500 bits. 01:35:48.420 --> 01:35:51.500 Hey, Junko, I just started golfing. 01:35:51.500 --> 01:35:55.300 My home has city-owned golf courses and it's pretty cheap. 01:35:55.300 --> 01:35:57.660 Thanks for putting me on. 01:35:57.660 --> 01:35:58.500 Pete, bro. 01:36:00.860 --> 01:36:02.500 What do you say Queen takes now? 01:36:03.500 --> 01:36:04.740 What do you say Queen takes now? 01:36:04.740 --> 01:36:07.060 Rook's not threatening, because Rook has vision. 01:36:07.060 --> 01:36:14.060 Okay, here, put pressure onto the... Queen. 01:36:14.060 --> 01:36:20.060 Wait, I think I just found the absolutely disgusting play. 01:36:20.060 --> 01:36:22.060 Guys, guys. 01:36:22.060 --> 01:36:27.060 Pixelpeak God 6,969 shared 100 bits. 01:36:27.060 --> 01:36:31.060 Hey, Jinx, he just wanted to say you're doing great. 01:36:31.060 --> 01:36:32.060 Thank you, man. 01:36:32.060 --> 01:36:34.060 Jack. 01:36:34.060 --> 01:36:43.620 take, take, take, and we just trade material. I'm up to material, so I should just, I mean 01:36:43.620 --> 01:36:48.420 all my play does is just force trades, but I mean, if I'm up to material I should be 01:36:48.420 --> 01:36:56.460 forcing trades eh? Bro I think Chastis finally started to click for me man, I'm not even kidding. 01:36:56.460 --> 01:37:08.460 It works cheered 100 bits, jinxed sead full metal alchemist brotherhood to your anime watch list, it's the best anime ever. Also watch cyberpunk edge runners. 01:37:08.460 --> 01:37:21.460 Okay so chat, listen up. If he takes, I take. If he takes, I take. 01:37:21.460 --> 01:37:23.700 If he does nothing, I take and we trade material. 01:37:25.940 --> 01:37:28.820 Which we want to trade material because we're up to material and we're up time. 01:37:28.820 --> 01:37:29.620 We just got to lean on. 01:37:33.060 --> 01:37:35.620 Sidious vibes cheered 100 bits. 01:37:35.620 --> 01:37:36.980 Hey, Judy, it's me. 01:37:36.980 --> 01:37:40.420 Could you teach me how to grow my pepperoni nips like yours? 01:37:42.260 --> 01:37:43.700 Yeah, man. I'll get right on that, man. 01:37:48.260 --> 01:37:49.140 Take, take. 01:37:51.460 --> 01:37:53.460 That's pretty naughty. That's a naughty play 01:37:54.420 --> 01:37:57.300 Take take and then we have take we have take 01:37:59.020 --> 01:38:03.300 Okay, I'm actually playing so good. This is actually terrifying. I'm about to be fabulous. I don't know why 01:38:04.020 --> 01:38:10.620 But I'm just accent. Oh the Dexchid 100 bits. How many hours do you have in this game daddy? 01:38:11.260 --> 01:38:13.260 Your chat. I'm not even kidding 01:38:13.660 --> 01:38:15.660 He's in his Bishop just hanging 01:38:15.660 --> 01:38:23.900 bro and then we have mate in one oh my okay or no it's not me because the 01:38:23.900 --> 01:38:30.100 fucking queen is such a bailout queen is such a bailout for shit players dude 01:38:30.100 --> 01:38:40.460 what dude it's almost me how can I get a $39,012 cheered 100 bits sending love 01:38:40.460 --> 01:38:45.140 from Georgia thanks for keeping my work day entertaining thank you I believe in 01:38:45.140 --> 01:38:50.300 you well check here we just trade rooks and queens and he just has no fucking 01:38:50.300 --> 01:38:57.260 material left but bro I feel like I could just outplay this guy wait I thought 01:38:57.260 --> 01:39:04.420 I had to make for a second I was gonna say I feel like I just outplayed this guy 01:39:04.420 --> 01:39:09.420 with a queen so I don't actually want to trade things the problem is he has this 01:39:09.420 --> 01:39:14.620 bullshit man that's such a big sip of shit 100 bits is it a long stream because 01:39:14.620 --> 01:39:19.020 you want longer content or because you're just absolute cheeks at video games. 01:39:20.620 --> 01:39:23.660 Let me move GTS really quick. How's that checkmate? 01:39:26.140 --> 01:39:29.260 That was the sneakiest checkmate I've ever seen in my life. 01:39:29.260 --> 01:39:33.500 You built up a lead then, mate? Ouch! Let's see how to hold on to that advantage. 01:39:34.780 --> 01:39:38.620 Your opponent's playing E4, the most popular move ever. White protects a pawn and attacks 01:39:38.620 --> 01:39:43.340 Black's center. You just snagged a free pawn. That's what I call a bargain. Let's go. 01:39:44.460 --> 01:39:48.300 Their better move was to attack the queen with a... This move loses a bishop. Not great, Bob. 01:39:49.820 --> 01:39:55.820 Bob! You just snapped up that bishop for free. Can't beat that. You allowed the opponent to checkmate 01:39:55.820 --> 01:40:03.980 the king. Oh my god. I hate just literally putting my nuts on somebody's forehead and then just getting 01:40:03.980 --> 01:40:10.020 cheesed by some weird shitty checkmate oh my god that's what the rook in the 01:40:10.020 --> 01:40:14.500 second rank is just broken well a bro we have four wins one loss I was bound to 01:40:14.500 --> 01:40:19.500 blunder I was gonna be bound to blunder dude you disappointed him yeah I 01:40:19.500 --> 01:40:25.100 know no I'm not blind guys I play good bro I play good all day I play good at 01:40:25.100 --> 01:40:29.180 all day man all right let's go on comedy tonight 01:40:29.180 --> 01:40:36.180 I'm gonna go pee. I'll be back. Comedy night time! Comedy night! 01:42:29.180 --> 01:42:50.680 All right chat red and roll 01:42:50.680 --> 01:43:06.600 Yo, yo, yo, what's good, boys? 01:43:06.600 --> 01:43:08.800 Hi, Tixie. 01:43:08.800 --> 01:43:09.800 Hello. 01:43:09.800 --> 01:43:15.800 Guys, how's everybody doing tonight, man? 01:43:15.800 --> 01:43:16.800 Tixie. 01:43:16.800 --> 01:43:17.800 Tixie. 01:43:17.800 --> 01:43:18.800 Okay. 01:43:18.800 --> 01:43:19.800 Is this like... 01:43:19.800 --> 01:43:21.800 I 01:43:46.360 --> 01:43:48.520 Guys we gotta get in the stage here 01:43:49.800 --> 01:43:56.800 Okay, I'll get on stage. What's Goofy's favourite book? 01:43:56.800 --> 01:44:02.800 A Huffleberry Finn! 01:44:07.800 --> 01:44:09.800 Hello? 01:44:09.800 --> 01:44:12.800 What's up man? 01:44:12.800 --> 01:44:21.800 So, what more does get his sneakers from me? 01:44:25.800 --> 01:44:27.800 What more, man? 01:44:32.800 --> 01:44:34.800 Laubrin Scrooge. 01:44:35.800 --> 01:44:38.800 Hey, agency. 01:44:38.800 --> 01:44:40.800 I'm with 50,000 people watching. 01:44:40.800 --> 01:44:46.400 watching okay i'm not here to make you laugh jinxie i'm here to prove a point okay hear me out 01:44:49.520 --> 01:44:57.920 jinxie can we play simon says yeah what's up man what is it simon says say ha ha 01:44:57.920 --> 01:44:59.920 I made you laugh! 01:44:59.920 --> 01:45:01.920 Give me my money! 01:45:01.920 --> 01:45:03.920 Hey Jimmy! 01:45:03.920 --> 01:45:05.920 Yo, Swipsot! 01:45:05.920 --> 01:45:07.920 How does the Darth Vader get to the mall? 01:45:07.920 --> 01:45:09.920 How, how, how does he get to the mall? 01:45:09.920 --> 01:45:11.920 The Darth Clawar! 01:45:11.920 --> 01:45:13.920 Yo Jimmy! 01:45:13.920 --> 01:45:15.920 Why was Darth Molley? 01:45:15.920 --> 01:45:17.920 Yo, Swipsot, you're in the car! 01:45:17.920 --> 01:45:19.920 I'm in the car! 01:45:19.920 --> 01:45:21.920 I'm in the car! 01:45:21.920 --> 01:45:23.920 I'm in the car! 01:45:23.920 --> 01:45:25.920 I'm in the car! 01:45:25.920 --> 01:45:28.440 Yo, Swipsop, you're in the crowd. 01:45:28.440 --> 01:45:28.940 Yeah. 01:45:28.940 --> 01:45:30.800 Poggling was packed at the Dothmall. 01:45:30.800 --> 01:45:31.720 OK, yeah. 01:45:31.720 --> 01:45:34.840 Yo, Swipsop, Swipsop, you're doing this thing where you're 01:45:34.840 --> 01:45:35.320 seeing the crowd. 01:45:35.320 --> 01:45:36.640 Jimmy, you loved. 01:45:36.640 --> 01:45:37.320 I didn't laugh. 01:45:37.320 --> 01:45:38.720 Jimmy, what are you laughing at? 01:45:38.720 --> 01:45:40.920 Swipsop, you're doing this thing where you're screaming 01:45:40.920 --> 01:45:42.000 in the crowd. 01:45:42.000 --> 01:45:45.120 Just wait till you're in the stage, Swipsop. 01:45:45.120 --> 01:45:47.960 OK. 01:45:47.960 --> 01:45:48.680 All right. 01:45:48.680 --> 01:45:50.680 I got to make my joke. 01:45:50.680 --> 01:45:52.640 All right, let's go, let's go, let's go, go, go, go. 01:45:52.640 --> 01:45:54.640 Go with your joke. 01:45:54.640 --> 01:45:56.480 Why was Darth Maul late? 01:45:56.480 --> 01:45:58.040 Why? 01:45:58.040 --> 01:46:00.200 Paul King was packed to the Darth Maul. 01:46:00.200 --> 01:46:03.600 I just have to get up the bottom of me, bro. 01:46:03.600 --> 01:46:04.600 I don't know. 01:46:04.600 --> 01:46:05.960 This thing's never going to go away. 01:46:05.960 --> 01:46:07.120 Hello, GDNator. 01:46:07.120 --> 01:46:09.120 All right. 01:46:09.120 --> 01:46:12.000 Why did this character run out of work? 01:46:12.000 --> 01:46:14.560 Why? 01:46:14.560 --> 01:46:19.000 Because it was outstanding in the field. 01:46:19.000 --> 01:46:20.480 GDNator. 01:46:20.480 --> 01:46:23.000 Yo, Snoop, what's up, man? 01:46:23.000 --> 01:46:26.440 What do you guys think is the ghost of the third world? 01:46:26.440 --> 01:46:27.240 What? 01:46:27.240 --> 01:46:28.680 Tixie falling in a chair. 01:46:28.680 --> 01:46:32.200 Tixie, you're the last to get it right. 01:46:32.200 --> 01:46:32.700 Yeah. 01:46:32.700 --> 01:46:33.480 Tixie. 01:46:33.480 --> 01:46:34.520 I don't understand. 01:46:34.520 --> 01:46:35.600 What this is? 01:46:35.600 --> 01:46:38.440 Yo, what's up, man? 01:46:38.440 --> 01:46:40.120 The ceiling. 01:46:40.120 --> 01:46:42.200 Knock, knock. 01:46:42.200 --> 01:46:42.800 Who's there? 01:46:42.800 --> 01:46:43.280 Who's there? 01:46:43.280 --> 01:46:45.120 Who's there? 01:46:45.120 --> 01:46:47.080 I eat mop. 01:46:47.080 --> 01:46:48.160 Why do you eat mop? 01:46:51.160 --> 01:46:52.800 You didn't say it right, you guys. 01:46:52.800 --> 01:46:54.920 You guys say who who? 01:46:57.900 --> 01:46:59.900 That's a good joke 01:47:02.800 --> 01:47:05.400 Swip shot put a sock in it when you're in the crowd 01:47:06.600 --> 01:47:12.620 J. Diddy was good. Yo, uh, not not a spot with that name, man. Not a spot with that name 01:47:16.520 --> 01:47:18.560 Why did our pay to go to the mall? 01:47:20.720 --> 01:47:22.720 Why 01:47:22.800 --> 01:47:24.800 to get his dark sneakers. 01:47:29.300 --> 01:47:30.300 Junkie! 01:47:31.800 --> 01:47:33.300 Do you remember me? 01:47:34.300 --> 01:47:34.800 Are you? 01:47:35.100 --> 01:47:37.800 Yes, Swimstop. Yes. Well, how you been, bro? You been good, man? 01:47:38.300 --> 01:47:39.800 I've been good. 01:47:40.300 --> 01:47:41.800 I've been good. 01:47:42.300 --> 01:47:43.300 I guess? 01:47:43.300 --> 01:47:45.300 But I have a question. 01:47:45.600 --> 01:47:50.800 Why did you tell me to make sure Shag couldn't get in the comedy night? 01:47:50.800 --> 01:47:54.240 I I never said that bro. I never said that 01:47:55.520 --> 01:47:59.320 Make a new room. He said he told you told 01:48:00.240 --> 01:48:02.240 you to get rid of 01:48:04.000 --> 01:48:09.080 I guess I never said to get rid of shags flip-stop. What type of blasphemous shit is this? 01:48:09.480 --> 01:48:11.480 But okay, Jimmy 01:48:12.440 --> 01:48:17.220 Jimmy I have a joke for you. Okay. What is it? I 01:48:17.220 --> 01:48:24.220 I heard this funny one. So here it goes. 01:48:24.220 --> 01:48:35.220 Where how did the Mr. Paul go to the second floor? 01:48:35.220 --> 01:48:37.220 Wow. 01:48:37.220 --> 01:48:40.220 She, he did it. 01:48:40.220 --> 01:48:43.220 The elevator. 01:48:43.220 --> 01:48:50.220 Because it's like elevator, but the Vader. 01:48:50.220 --> 01:48:52.220 Because it's dark. 01:48:52.220 --> 01:48:56.220 I want to die. 01:48:56.220 --> 01:48:57.220 Hello, drinks. 01:48:57.220 --> 01:48:58.220 How are you? 01:48:58.220 --> 01:49:00.220 How's it going, bro? 01:49:00.220 --> 01:49:04.220 What is your joke, man? 01:49:04.220 --> 01:49:13.420 bro okay what do you call the line of clients outside of barbershop what bbq 01:49:13.420 --> 01:49:25.820 barbecue I don't get it guys the joke is like barbecue what's up dude do I know 01:49:25.820 --> 01:49:27.820 No stitch like Lilo and Stitch? 01:49:27.820 --> 01:49:29.820 Yeah Lilo. 01:49:29.820 --> 01:49:31.820 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:49:31.820 --> 01:49:33.820 Marjalo means family. 01:49:33.820 --> 01:49:37.820 Family who can love people. 01:49:37.820 --> 01:49:40.820 Oh Lilo that has so fucking clever. 01:49:40.820 --> 01:49:42.820 Oh my gosh. 01:49:42.820 --> 01:49:43.820 Oh Lilo. 01:49:43.820 --> 01:49:45.820 I get it. I get it. 01:49:45.820 --> 01:49:47.820 I'm not kidding. 01:49:47.820 --> 01:49:49.820 I don't get it. 01:49:49.820 --> 01:49:51.820 Hello? 01:49:51.820 --> 01:49:53.820 Oh my god. 01:49:53.820 --> 01:49:55.820 Bro 01:49:56.620 --> 01:49:58.620 It's actually 01:49:59.340 --> 01:50:01.180 Goonga ding 01:50:01.180 --> 01:50:03.180 Anyways 01:50:03.180 --> 01:50:04.680 So 01:50:04.680 --> 01:50:09.380 Where did the mall after shopping the Darth food court? 01:50:10.560 --> 01:50:12.560 No 01:50:13.520 --> 01:50:15.520 Where 01:50:19.780 --> 01:50:21.780 I know I get it 01:50:23.820 --> 01:50:30.820 What's that where does Darth Vader shop? Oh my God where? 01:50:34.300 --> 01:50:36.300 Dwarf is on 01:50:40.460 --> 01:50:45.500 Oh my God, I want to die. Yo, what's up? 01:50:46.900 --> 01:50:49.620 Can you pause coming right so I can think of a joke? 01:50:49.620 --> 01:50:55.620 Or we could just skip your turn and wait till the next one. 01:50:55.620 --> 01:50:58.620 No way, I got it, I got it. 01:50:58.620 --> 01:51:01.620 What do you use to eat with? 01:51:01.620 --> 01:51:03.620 A fork. 01:51:03.620 --> 01:51:07.620 No, the dark mouth. 01:51:07.620 --> 01:51:11.620 Wait. 01:51:11.620 --> 01:51:15.620 Jinxie, I have a Would You Rather question. 01:51:15.620 --> 01:51:17.620 What's up, bro? 01:51:17.620 --> 01:51:26.620 Would you rather fuck a goat and no one knows or not fuck a goat but everyone thinks you fuck the goat like you're the guy who fucked a goat? 01:51:26.620 --> 01:51:34.620 I would say, um, not, I would not fuck a goat, yeah. 01:51:34.620 --> 01:51:37.620 But then everyone thinks you fucked a goat. 01:51:37.620 --> 01:51:41.620 Yeah, but bro, it's a dumb question anyways, because no matter what I say, it's bad. 01:51:41.620 --> 01:51:43.620 It's just a shitty question. 01:51:43.620 --> 01:51:45.620 I'm fucking that goat. 01:51:45.620 --> 01:51:50.300 No, I said the opposite I wouldn't fucking go 01:52:01.580 --> 01:52:07.360 Can you turn your mic up it's really hard to hear you in the game. Yo, can you hear me now? 01:52:11.260 --> 01:52:13.380 Kind of let's see here 01:52:15.620 --> 01:52:21.220 Dixie, why did Michael Jackson have an allergic reaction? 01:52:21.220 --> 01:52:22.220 Why? 01:52:22.220 --> 01:52:26.220 Because he got stung by a bee! 01:52:26.220 --> 01:52:31.220 Yo, Dixie, how's it going? 01:52:31.220 --> 01:52:32.220 Yo, what's up, bro? 01:52:32.220 --> 01:52:33.220 Yo, Dixie, how's it going? 01:52:33.220 --> 01:52:34.220 What do you call, Dixie? 01:52:34.220 --> 01:52:35.220 All Mexicans in quicksand. 01:52:35.220 --> 01:52:38.220 What'd you call it, Jigsaw Mexicans in quicksand? 01:52:41.720 --> 01:52:42.720 4-5 01:52:46.720 --> 01:52:49.220 Jigsaw you left up my joke pay up 01:52:50.220 --> 01:52:54.220 Guys, we don't have to do the pays anymore, bro, this is for love of the game 01:52:54.720 --> 01:52:55.220 Hello? 01:52:55.720 --> 01:52:57.220 Hello, hello, what is your joke? 01:52:58.720 --> 01:53:02.720 Okay, so, um, what do you call a funny planet? 01:53:02.720 --> 01:53:05.740 We're like a happy planet. 01:53:05.740 --> 01:53:06.740 What? 01:53:06.740 --> 01:53:07.740 You be there! 01:53:07.740 --> 01:53:08.740 Shot the freak off! 01:53:08.740 --> 01:53:09.740 What is it? 01:53:09.740 --> 01:53:10.740 You be there? 01:53:10.740 --> 01:53:11.740 Dinky! 01:53:11.740 --> 01:53:12.740 Dinky! 01:53:12.740 --> 01:53:13.740 Yo, Swipstop! 01:53:13.740 --> 01:53:14.740 What's up, bro? 01:53:14.740 --> 01:53:15.740 Okay. 01:53:15.740 --> 01:53:19.740 I have a fun proposition for you. 01:53:19.740 --> 01:53:20.740 Okay. 01:53:20.740 --> 01:53:22.740 What the fuck is it, bro? 01:53:22.740 --> 01:53:23.740 What? 01:53:23.740 --> 01:53:29.740 So, you remember how I won $400 the last time you were here? 01:53:29.740 --> 01:53:31.740 It was supposed to be $500. 01:53:31.740 --> 01:53:44.740 Yeah, I remember. Yeah. Okay, so I challenge you to a game of chess and if I win, you have to double it. Okay. 01:53:44.740 --> 01:53:47.740 Miho. Miho. I'm not playing you in chess, bro. 01:53:47.740 --> 01:53:51.740 Jinky. Why? 01:53:51.740 --> 01:53:53.740 Yeah 01:53:57.020 --> 01:54:02.380 What's up, bro, too, what do you call two black men in a red blanket? 01:54:06.940 --> 01:54:08.940 A kick that 01:54:13.100 --> 01:54:15.100 Hey, jimmy 01:54:15.100 --> 01:54:20.140 Yeah, one sping yesterday. I saw you hit my little sister. Why did you do that? 01:54:20.140 --> 01:54:29.140 I don't I don't I don't I don't 01:54:29.140 --> 01:54:36.140 randomly hit me this all stemmed 01:54:36.140 --> 01:54:37.140 from this brain rot YouTube 01:54:37.140 --> 01:54:40.140 comment section. What's up man? 01:54:40.140 --> 01:54:42.140 Hmm 01:54:42.720 --> 01:54:44.720 So why did 01:54:45.060 --> 01:54:46.900 That ball keep the receipts 01:54:47.740 --> 01:54:49.740 the Genki 01:54:50.140 --> 01:54:52.960 Why um in case you have to 01:54:53.740 --> 01:54:55.740 Return it to a lot from springs 01:54:56.620 --> 01:54:58.620 You give 01:54:59.140 --> 01:55:02.980 Yeah, where does talk later go for vacation? 01:55:05.420 --> 01:55:07.420 Where 01:55:10.140 --> 01:55:12.140 There it is, there it is. 01:55:13.140 --> 01:55:15.140 I just, I don't understand. 01:55:17.140 --> 01:55:21.140 I don't understand. Wait, Shag made his own room? Shag? 01:55:24.140 --> 01:55:26.140 Shag, kick somebody, man. 01:55:33.140 --> 01:55:35.140 Shag made his own room? 01:55:35.140 --> 01:56:03.320 Alright chat, lock the fucking dude, alright, that was, I like, I was rapidly depleting 01:56:03.320 --> 01:56:08.800 Brighton sells there now it is time to become a diamond in Rocket League lock 01:56:08.800 --> 01:56:14.320 the fucking I'm not playing with boggles I'm not gonna like my fucking yellow on 01:56:14.320 --> 01:56:18.600 fire I'm gonna play the game and do good mood a cop and we've been moving up in 01:56:18.600 --> 01:56:25.480 on twitch bro me hoe what 01:56:25.480 --> 01:56:32.480 Twitch or in-game? 01:56:55.480 --> 01:56:57.600 Yo, Mooda, my chat's in, you got banned? 01:56:58.720 --> 01:57:01.200 Yes, boy, I got banned! 01:57:01.560 --> 01:57:02.480 In what? 01:57:04.080 --> 01:57:05.800 On Twitch, sure. 01:57:06.240 --> 01:57:08.960 You're live right now. 01:57:10.320 --> 01:57:10.960 I can see you. 01:57:10.960 --> 01:57:16.120 Yeah, they finally brought me back, bro. They brought me back, JC. 01:57:16.720 --> 01:57:20.320 So you got banned and then you got unbanned 11 minutes ago? 01:57:21.360 --> 01:57:23.440 Yes, bro, yes, yes. 01:57:23.440 --> 01:57:27.200 But like okay, why'd you get banned? 01:57:37.440 --> 01:57:39.440 No, miho miho 01:57:40.080 --> 01:57:43.320 Muda you have 30,000 viewers because you made it bro 01:57:43.320 --> 01:57:54.840 No, like Muta dead ass bro. I'm proud of you man. For real. 01:57:54.840 --> 01:57:59.720 Bro, yes bro. 30,000 viewers. You did this shit bro. 01:57:59.720 --> 01:58:11.720 I saw you making a list the other day bro out of 1% best streamers right now bro what would you put me on bro? 01:58:11.720 --> 01:58:21.720 Miha, Murat, uh, bro no congratulations dude 30k viewers bro like that you did this shit Murat 01:58:21.720 --> 01:58:23.720 like this is you bro 01:58:23.720 --> 01:58:24.840 I wouldn't be here without you, bro. 01:58:24.840 --> 01:58:25.960 I wouldn't be here without you, bro. 01:58:25.960 --> 01:58:28.160 You picked me up when I had like two K, three K viewers 01:58:28.160 --> 01:58:30.560 about dates, so I appreciate it about dates. 01:58:30.560 --> 01:58:32.480 All right, let's address the 9,000 pound 01:58:32.480 --> 01:58:33.360 elephant in the room. 01:58:33.360 --> 01:58:36.080 Mura, how long have you been getting view-bodied for? 01:58:37.240 --> 01:58:38.580 Bored. 01:58:38.580 --> 01:58:43.080 Like last week, oh, last week. 01:58:43.080 --> 01:58:47.320 Dude, I, dude, Twitch, I'm not even kidding. 01:58:47.320 --> 01:58:50.600 Two weeks ago, Asian Jeff was getting view-bodied 01:58:50.600 --> 01:58:53.820 to like a hundred K viewers every day for like a month. 01:58:53.820 --> 01:58:55.540 Hi guys was getting, 01:58:55.540 --> 01:58:59.400 bro hi guys got viewbotted to 60 K viewers like two days ago. 01:59:00.820 --> 01:59:03.300 Chai didn't Dante has got viewbotted too he said? 01:59:05.340 --> 01:59:06.980 Dante has getting viewbotted. 01:59:06.980 --> 01:59:09.420 Bro they're like viewbotted like everyone 01:59:09.420 --> 01:59:11.060 that I've ever spoken to. 01:59:11.060 --> 01:59:12.900 Like what the fuck is going on Chai? 01:59:13.900 --> 01:59:16.100 Is this guy like trying to send me a message? 01:59:20.600 --> 01:59:23.240 You collab with me, I get b-boned. 01:59:23.240 --> 01:59:26.400 You collab with high-mives, he gets b-boned. 01:59:26.400 --> 01:59:29.880 Now second, you start collabing with Doncest, 01:59:29.880 --> 01:59:31.200 he gets b-boned. 01:59:31.200 --> 01:59:33.320 But you're not the one getting b-boned. 01:59:34.720 --> 01:59:36.560 Holy shit, where? 01:59:36.560 --> 01:59:37.600 Aware, yeah. 01:59:37.600 --> 01:59:39.680 Bro, I'm not gonna lie that I, 01:59:39.680 --> 01:59:41.120 dude, oh my god. 01:59:41.120 --> 01:59:43.040 What are you getting at here, bro? 01:59:43.040 --> 01:59:45.600 Do you think I'm like the final boss? 01:59:45.600 --> 01:59:47.880 You think I'm like the final boss of b-boned? 01:59:47.880 --> 01:59:49.880 behind all of this, no? 01:59:49.880 --> 01:59:52.300 Are you the final boss behind all of this? 01:59:52.300 --> 01:59:54.640 Bro, I don't know, no. 01:59:54.640 --> 01:59:57.480 Are you trying to get everyone's shadow band? 01:59:57.480 --> 01:59:59.840 So you're the only streamer left? 02:00:01.880 --> 02:00:04.080 So, Muda, let me get this straight, bro. 02:00:04.080 --> 02:00:07.520 You think I'm running a viewbotting fucking 02:00:07.520 --> 02:00:12.520 mafia mob ring where I'm viewbotting all of my friends 02:00:12.520 --> 02:00:14.840 so they all get shadow banned in band 02:00:14.840 --> 02:00:17.480 And then there's no one else to watch beside me. 02:00:18.800 --> 02:00:19.640 Yeah. 02:00:19.640 --> 02:00:21.240 It's actually not even a bad shout. 02:00:22.440 --> 02:00:26.400 That sounds like a good fucking brilliant idea, bro. 02:00:26.400 --> 02:00:28.440 And it sounds like something you would do. 02:00:31.940 --> 02:00:32.780 All right, bro. 02:00:32.780 --> 02:00:36.040 Well, Mooda, hey, bro, no. 02:00:36.040 --> 02:00:37.120 You did this, bro. 02:00:40.800 --> 02:00:44.440 Yo, hi guys, report Mooda to Twitch, bro. 02:00:44.440 --> 02:00:51.560 No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm sorry. I'm sorry 02:00:55.320 --> 02:00:58.060 Yes, bro, hey have a beautiful fan tab in a state with him 02:01:00.120 --> 02:01:05.680 Bro in whatever site you're using for viewbox, let me know man. All right, and I hung up so you couldn't say anything 02:01:05.680 --> 02:01:08.680 And whatever site you're using for Viewbox, let me know. 02:01:08.680 --> 02:01:09.680 Bro! 02:01:09.680 --> 02:01:12.680 I'm on Viewbody! 02:01:12.680 --> 02:01:14.680 Rest in peace to the moon, bro. 02:01:14.680 --> 02:01:15.680 GG. 02:01:15.680 --> 02:01:17.680 GG to... 02:01:17.680 --> 02:01:19.680 GG to his Twitch, bro. 02:01:19.680 --> 02:01:21.680 Chad, let's check Twitch. 02:01:21.680 --> 02:01:22.680 Let's see what everybody's doing. 02:01:22.680 --> 02:01:24.680 Let's see what Ron's doing, Chad. 02:01:24.680 --> 02:01:26.680 Like, should we make sure this is good? 02:01:26.680 --> 02:01:29.680 Like, surely we make sure this is good. 02:01:29.680 --> 02:01:30.680 Night, right? 02:01:30.680 --> 02:01:33.680 Okay, Ron has ice cream. 02:01:33.680 --> 02:01:34.680 So... 02:01:34.680 --> 02:01:41.840 I cut to Ron stream bro. Mind you yesterday. He's talking about getting a six pack and getting into the best shape of his life 02:01:41.840 --> 02:01:46.780 I cut to Ron stream and he's grabbing vanilla ice cream. Let's go to Dante's 02:01:52.280 --> 02:01:56.520 Okay, don't this is queuing for a league match classic let's go to the XQC 02:01:56.920 --> 02:02:00.960 He's to be a no-to-climate. I mean how XQC's reacting classic 02:02:00.960 --> 02:02:05.160 Okay, let's go to Ludwig 02:02:11.040 --> 02:02:13.380 Okay, I think he's making a song nice go to Joe 02:02:15.360 --> 02:02:20.920 Why would he continue driving up and down there had to be some kind of medical or there's be 02:02:20.920 --> 02:02:22.240 So I'm not even kidding, bro 02:02:22.240 --> 02:02:26.320 I would let Joe do unspeakable acts to my asshole, bro 02:02:26.320 --> 02:02:30.780 What I could see someone doing this to some dumbass I did do it after high school 02:02:30.780 --> 02:02:35.760 I drove around the same son chat. I would let Joe Bart do unspeakable actions to the Senate's doing 02:02:37.000 --> 02:02:44.840 There thanks God in hindsight that did not happen because now I would have sushi master today. Okay. Okay. Let's see what Tyler one's doing 02:02:44.840 --> 02:02:54.840 Yeah, I don't know what to do. 02:02:54.840 --> 02:02:56.840 Yeah, Tyler was so cool, bro. 02:02:56.840 --> 02:02:58.840 See what Jason's doing. 02:02:58.840 --> 02:03:00.840 Yeah, I don't know, bro. 02:03:00.840 --> 02:03:01.840 It's up to you. 02:03:01.840 --> 02:03:02.840 I don't want to step on anybody's toes. 02:03:02.840 --> 02:03:03.840 You know what I'm saying? 02:03:03.840 --> 02:03:06.840 But you feel me and. 02:03:06.840 --> 02:03:09.840 Look like a cool day out in Twitch today. 02:03:09.840 --> 02:03:13.840 Y'all looking like a cool day out in Twitch today. 02:03:13.840 --> 02:03:16.840 Alright guys, let's get it on rock-a-dink. 02:03:30.840 --> 02:03:33.840 Alright, how many of these wheels do I fucking need? 02:03:34.840 --> 02:03:37.840 Licks with the 100 gifted! 02:03:37.840 --> 02:03:41.840 Put the Yega Black Ice in my ass! 02:03:41.840 --> 02:03:43.840 W risk man 02:03:46.180 --> 02:03:53.720 Play with boggles. Yo, bro. I'd rather drive my car off the cliff man. No, I'm not playing with boggles 02:03:53.840 --> 02:03:55.840 He's the reason why I d-rank bro 02:03:58.920 --> 02:04:05.320 Bro boggles get out of my chat for realsies boggles get the fuck out of my chat, bro 02:04:06.960 --> 02:04:08.960 Bros the LARP King 02:04:08.960 --> 02:04:14.560 Yo chat, does anybody in this fucking chat even know what Mark means, bro? 02:04:14.560 --> 02:04:15.560 Seriously. 02:04:15.560 --> 02:04:20.800 Jinxy, L for not watching RLCS. 02:04:20.800 --> 02:04:25.360 Yo man, I'm gonna watch tomorrow, okay? 02:04:25.360 --> 02:04:29.160 I swear to you, I'm gonna watch tomorrow. 02:04:29.160 --> 02:04:36.040 Alright, time to get platinum too. 02:04:36.040 --> 02:04:38.040 Everybody focus, everybody lock in, everybody concentrate. 02:04:38.040 --> 02:04:44.040 There's no god damn reason why I shouldn't be diamond. 02:04:44.040 --> 02:04:46.040 Highbites go TTF back on. 02:04:46.040 --> 02:04:48.040 Wait, actually I got it. 02:04:48.040 --> 02:04:50.040 No, my shit game. 02:04:50.040 --> 02:04:52.040 Clips BBG. 02:04:54.040 --> 02:04:56.040 That's a goal. 02:04:56.040 --> 02:04:58.040 What? I got dunked on? 02:04:58.040 --> 02:05:00.040 Mid boost. Got it. 02:05:08.040 --> 02:05:10.800 God my guy at the way guy at the way 02:05:15.000 --> 02:05:23.100 I go I go Treggie underscore seven cheered 100 bits. How do you make mood as no six inches? We cut it in half 02:05:27.840 --> 02:05:29.840 I gotta be shooting that way 02:05:38.040 --> 02:05:48.040 I'mma take myself out of the play like that. 02:05:48.040 --> 02:05:51.720 Ya boi, I just cheered 100 bits. 02:05:51.720 --> 02:05:55.920 Hey Jinx, are you even trying? 02:05:55.920 --> 02:05:59.440 That's smart. 02:05:59.440 --> 02:06:03.240 That's smart. 02:06:03.240 --> 02:06:07.240 Yo chat! 02:06:07.240 --> 02:06:08.440 I said quicker! 02:06:08.440 --> 02:06:09.940 What do you think I said?! 02:06:13.840 --> 02:06:14.340 Yo, huh. 02:06:14.840 --> 02:06:17.540 I'm gonna lose so many fucking brain cells today, man. 02:06:18.140 --> 02:06:18.640 FUCK! 02:06:18.840 --> 02:06:21.140 King Chase cheered 100 bits. 02:06:21.340 --> 02:06:23.440 Hey Jinx, see, check, case, and tweet. 02:06:23.440 --> 02:06:24.640 Let's go, W. 02:06:27.140 --> 02:06:28.640 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 02:06:29.240 --> 02:06:29.740 Okay. 02:06:30.040 --> 02:06:30.540 Alright. 02:06:31.040 --> 02:06:32.440 Okay, okay. 02:06:33.040 --> 02:06:35.140 7000 pound elephant in the room. 02:06:35.440 --> 02:06:36.740 Zekni is a smurf. 02:06:37.240 --> 02:06:41.240 He did a ground pinch, into a double tap, into that. 02:06:43.240 --> 02:06:45.240 Jack, good ol' rocket smurf. 02:06:47.240 --> 02:06:49.240 Or smurf league is a better name. 02:06:55.240 --> 02:06:56.240 But like... 02:06:57.240 --> 02:06:59.240 Oh, whoa, whoa. 02:07:01.240 --> 02:07:02.240 Whoa. 02:07:02.240 --> 02:07:06.240 Yo, bro, I appreciate the kind of words, man, but bro, like, talk to somebody dude. 02:07:07.240 --> 02:07:18.760 chat chat hear me out bro I'm not even kidding when I say this Rocking has more 02:07:18.760 --> 02:07:25.440 smurfs than any other game in the entire world. Bro imagine the song goes a 02:07:25.440 --> 02:07:30.640 couple of pretty flowers no idea what you're singing. Oh my god I dunked on him 02:07:30.640 --> 02:07:35.440 chat do you see that and I hit a spark 02:07:37.240 --> 02:07:39.240 That was the best plan I ever made in my life. 02:07:40.040 --> 02:07:42.840 I dunked on him, and then hit his car. 02:07:44.340 --> 02:07:44.840 Come on. 02:07:49.740 --> 02:07:52.140 Get in there, come on, that's bad, bad. 02:07:54.740 --> 02:07:55.240 Bro! 02:08:07.240 --> 02:08:15.880 more hahaha. Jack, think about how much of a degenerate, disgusting, sociopathic, loser, 02:08:15.880 --> 02:08:23.080 freak, greaseball you have to beat to smurf in a video game. Like, bro, bro, this guy probably 02:08:23.080 --> 02:08:27.720 gets literally passed around in like diamond three lobbies, so then he just makes the flat 02:08:27.720 --> 02:08:35.400 account to feel good about himself. Jump equals smurf. Are you brain dead? Cheating Mach 1, 02:08:35.400 --> 02:08:38.480 She has 200 bits do you do cameos? 02:08:48.200 --> 02:08:50.200 Row 02:08:51.360 --> 02:08:57.380 Hi guys, we should play we should do Mario Kart stream, bro. How do I get Mario Kart the hot dive? I need a DS 02:08:58.840 --> 02:09:00.840 This guy's fucking loser, bro 02:09:00.840 --> 02:09:09.840 X1 has e-shared 100 bits, stuck in traffic can really start streaming 5. 02:09:09.840 --> 02:09:10.840 Yo, NO! 02:09:10.840 --> 02:09:13.840 I demoed the smurf, you gotta score that, yes. 02:09:13.840 --> 02:09:16.840 Fuck me, god. 02:09:16.840 --> 02:09:18.840 Yeah, Mario Party. 02:09:18.840 --> 02:09:20.840 Chat, what is it on? 02:09:20.840 --> 02:09:21.840 The switch too. 02:09:21.840 --> 02:09:22.840 Okay, high-five. 02:09:22.840 --> 02:09:25.840 Research how to set that up and then I'll buy everything. 02:09:25.840 --> 02:09:28.840 I wanna do that this week. 02:09:28.840 --> 02:09:32.280 I wanna play at an OG like Mario Party fucking game. 02:09:32.280 --> 02:09:35.200 Well actually I haven't played that, I just played Mario 5. 02:09:35.200 --> 02:09:36.280 It's shameless to chill. 02:09:36.280 --> 02:09:37.680 Bro, no, no, no, he's gonna score. 02:09:37.680 --> 02:09:40.680 You're meant to get past the level without restarting. 02:09:45.680 --> 02:09:46.840 Oh no. 02:09:46.840 --> 02:09:48.840 Next goal's gonna win very grossly. 02:09:48.840 --> 02:09:51.080 It's funny too, because they have a smurf on this game. 02:09:51.080 --> 02:09:54.080 Like I'm 100% sure this guy's kind of a Platinum 1 player. 02:09:58.840 --> 02:10:13.420 jumpy dick shade 100 picks you got this jinx see we love you chat it's not grand flat 02:10:13.420 --> 02:10:25.660 wait could it be that noise I just heard the weirdest noise ever in my year 02:10:25.660 --> 02:10:32.660 I just heard of the weirdest noise ever in my life. 02:10:32.660 --> 02:10:35.660 You guys see what I'm doing? 02:10:35.660 --> 02:10:42.660 Broly, 1,234 cheered 100 bits, you slinky, what a power is the island? 02:10:42.660 --> 02:10:45.660 Oh no, oh no, that's gonna explode. 02:10:45.660 --> 02:10:47.660 No, no, no, what are you doing? 02:10:47.660 --> 02:10:49.660 Ground it, ground it. 02:10:49.660 --> 02:10:51.660 Oh my god, bonk it. 02:10:55.660 --> 02:11:04.060 about to be smart from game today that's not a good sign I don't know what is 02:11:07.140 --> 02:11:12.420 we both get cheered 100 bits your fat sausage fingers can't hit the right 02:11:12.420 --> 02:11:17.300 keys so you keep failing tub in the key 02:11:17.300 --> 02:11:31.900 Nice, come on. Nice! Oh my god, this is perfect. If I miss, we lose. Yep, there it is, that's 02:11:31.900 --> 02:11:42.860 here. Oh my god! Wait, we need a back. Oh my god. 02:11:42.860 --> 02:11:44.860 YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 02:11:44.860 --> 02:11:46.860 Listen to phone numbers by Dominic Fyke. 02:11:46.860 --> 02:11:48.860 Fee for 21 years at his dirty. 02:11:48.860 --> 02:11:50.860 First game of the day is a dump at you man! 02:11:52.860 --> 02:11:54.860 Wait, he gave us the win? 02:11:56.860 --> 02:11:58.860 Oh, he's EU? 02:12:04.860 --> 02:12:08.860 Yeah, that guy's definitely a stream sniping Smurf. 02:12:08.860 --> 02:12:14.860 And look at that. He's unranked. Dude, that guy's definitely a stupid puppy. 02:12:14.860 --> 02:12:19.860 You've placed 69 shared 100 bits. Love you, bro. Hope I can meet you soon. 02:12:19.860 --> 02:12:24.860 Been watching your streams slash content for 3 plus years now. Go to emoji. 02:12:24.860 --> 02:12:29.860 Drives equals Smurf. No, Boggles. I didn't say he's Smurf because he's driving. 02:12:29.860 --> 02:12:34.860 He did air rolls, flip resets, and did a double tap goal. 02:12:34.860 --> 02:12:42.900 bubbles again do you have a working functioning brain I was gonna say no 02:12:42.900 --> 02:12:48.820 you're just so lucky like you're so fucking lucky look at the takeoff 02:12:48.820 --> 02:12:57.680 I mean 11 cheer 100 jokes pageant see this is day 54 asking you to play war 02:12:57.680 --> 02:13:02.820 thunder here let's tell me if you are going to play it or not day 54 of you 02:13:02.820 --> 02:13:04.820 You asked me to play a War Thunder. 02:13:04.820 --> 02:13:05.820 Bro. 02:13:05.820 --> 02:13:06.820 Alright. 02:13:06.820 --> 02:13:08.820 This guy looks like a kickoff glitch or something. 02:13:08.820 --> 02:13:10.820 What's happening right now? 02:13:13.820 --> 02:13:16.820 But this guy looks like a kickoff glitch or something. 02:13:16.820 --> 02:13:17.820 I don't- 02:13:20.820 --> 02:13:23.820 Here's a couple of birdies last. 02:13:23.820 --> 02:13:30.820 Yo! I'm walking in! 02:13:40.820 --> 02:13:43.820 Alright, my teammate! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! 02:13:43.820 --> 02:13:47.820 Alright, how do I report somebody? I'm at this guy's in thing. 02:13:47.820 --> 02:13:51.820 Yo, teammate, uh, you do realize you have a teammate, right? 02:13:51.820 --> 02:13:58.300 Right you can turn off ball cam for a second and see where I am this guy hit me three times in 18 seconds 02:14:04.300 --> 02:14:06.300 I'm so nasty 02:14:08.860 --> 02:14:15.860 I'm playing against daughter of heavy one shared 100 bits the ojinko may be trying to miss the spine I'm playing against daughter of 02:14:16.260 --> 02:14:18.260 great, bro. Awesome 02:14:18.260 --> 02:14:23.260 Are you a toddler? How do I type that? 02:14:35.260 --> 02:14:41.260 This is the worst human being I've ever had on my feet. I'd rather just be in a 1v2 than have this guy. 02:14:41.260 --> 02:14:42.380 WHOA! 02:14:49.180 --> 02:14:49.680 I won't! 02:15:11.260 --> 02:15:18.260 Hey Jigs, you're getting your aftpnk? I'm getting soul. 02:15:18.260 --> 02:15:28.260 In Deadlock? 02:15:28.260 --> 02:15:32.260 Weird bounce, I knew it, I knew it. Oh my god, my teammate is so fucking stupid. My god, 02:15:32.260 --> 02:15:40.260 I hate you so much. I fucking hate you so fucking much. Oh my god! Stop hitting me! 02:15:40.260 --> 02:15:43.260 Why don't you even play video games? 02:15:46.260 --> 02:15:52.260 Give me one more time and I swear to God I'm reporting you! 02:15:56.260 --> 02:15:59.260 Hats, I demoed one, yo. 02:16:10.260 --> 02:16:35.740 I just want to hit him. I'm going to hit him in the face. I'm going to fucking hit him 02:16:35.740 --> 02:16:39.740 I'm gonna hit him in the face! I'm gonna hit him in the face! I'm gonna hit him in the face! 02:16:53.740 --> 02:16:55.740 God, they're so bad, they just wanted to hint it! 02:17:05.740 --> 02:17:07.740 It's new to me 02:17:28.460 --> 02:17:32.160 And then he boats to forfeit and goes AFK alright yep, okay 02:17:32.160 --> 02:17:41.160 Yo, I think I literally have the worst teammate who's ever walked the planet on my team. 02:17:41.160 --> 02:17:43.160 I'm not even kidding. 02:17:43.160 --> 02:17:44.840 So he sells the game, right? 02:17:44.840 --> 02:17:46.160 He sells the game. 02:17:46.160 --> 02:17:49.160 Complete. 02:17:49.160 --> 02:18:00.200 So he sells the game, and then votes to FF and goes AFK. 02:18:00.200 --> 02:18:07.200 He sells the game, votes to AFK, then goes to AFK. 02:19:30.200 --> 02:19:35.180 Like, actually an inting piece of shit. 02:19:35.180 --> 02:19:41.380 Hit my car 11 times, conceded every goal, like was responsible for conceding every goal, 02:19:41.380 --> 02:19:45.620 and then has the audacity to vote for him when the game still went a ball and then goes 02:19:45.620 --> 02:19:47.620 idle so we can't win. 02:19:47.620 --> 02:19:49.620 Literally go fuck yourself. 02:19:49.620 --> 02:19:52.460 54 of asking for war thunder love the streamers 02:19:52.460 --> 02:20:18.180 Oh my god if I get that demo that's a ball. 02:20:18.180 --> 02:20:21.080 Our voyage has cheered 100 bits. 02:20:21.080 --> 02:20:24.180 Agents can direct some of the baby with high-fives. 02:20:29.180 --> 02:20:30.680 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 02:20:42.180 --> 02:20:44.180 Pass over the middle, pass over the middle, pass, pass, pass! 02:20:44.180 --> 02:21:04.180 I have no boost, but like how do you miss the ball? 02:21:04.180 --> 02:21:20.940 wall. See at the reaction time of like a turtle? I didn't miss the ball. I had no proofs. 02:21:20.940 --> 02:21:31.460 I couldn't have done that. I'd probably rather run into oncoming traffic than 02:21:31.460 --> 02:21:33.460 Let's have a look at that dog. 02:21:39.140 --> 02:21:41.140 GAAAAAAAAT! 02:21:53.060 --> 02:21:59.500 Pine Sonderscourtee at 100 Bix page in the phone. Can you make this thing lower it's quarter sign? 02:22:01.460 --> 02:22:11.460 Perfect fast. 02:22:11.460 --> 02:22:30.100 Hey, yo, am I in like a prank video, it's like a monthly video? 02:22:30.100 --> 02:22:31.220 What's happening? 02:22:31.220 --> 02:22:35.660 I secretly joined JinxTD's game on every game and into the font out of him? 02:22:35.660 --> 02:22:36.660 What the fuck is happening? 02:22:36.660 --> 02:22:42.620 Is this like a musty video? 02:22:42.620 --> 02:22:43.940 He missed the open net. 02:22:43.940 --> 02:22:45.440 He missed the open net. 02:22:45.440 --> 02:22:46.440 In front of the goal. 02:22:46.440 --> 02:22:48.940 All I see is front player. 02:22:48.940 --> 02:22:53.700 Yep, he runs into my car. 02:22:53.700 --> 02:22:54.700 Alright, this is a musty video. 02:22:54.700 --> 02:22:55.700 I'm like certain of it. 02:22:55.700 --> 02:23:02.460 The line is the 100 bits. How is your that's going bro like this has to be a must again 02:23:12.540 --> 02:23:17.840 This is an open net again, all right, you must to open that okay 02:23:17.840 --> 02:23:18.840 Go! 02:23:24.840 --> 02:23:25.840 That's on. 02:23:25.840 --> 02:23:27.840 Bruce Chi cheered 100 bits, 02:23:27.840 --> 02:23:31.840 but you'll be cut the new turndown as odd I can't hear in my ranks game. 02:23:47.840 --> 02:23:49.840 Hit the ball! 02:23:59.840 --> 02:24:01.840 He missed the ball again! 02:24:01.840 --> 02:24:03.840 He missed the ball again! 02:24:03.840 --> 02:24:05.840 He missed the ball again! 02:24:05.840 --> 02:24:07.840 Oh my god! 02:24:09.840 --> 02:24:11.840 Oh my fucking god! 02:24:17.840 --> 02:24:32.640 That kid you'd have cheered 100 bits, if him gave NIU Day because in Day which would 02:24:32.640 --> 02:24:39.640 make me gay, Darth Maul. 02:24:49.640 --> 02:24:52.640 Missed the ball again. Alright, is this like, AI? 02:24:52.640 --> 02:24:56.640 Did they have bots in the game or something? What's happened to that? 02:24:56.640 --> 02:24:59.640 He missed the ball. He missed the ball 25 times in a one minute. 02:24:59.640 --> 02:25:15.400 I'm actually the goat. I literally free jumped because I knew he would jump. Look at this. 02:25:20.440 --> 02:25:24.040 Wow, there you go, Nip! You're one through three on open net! 02:25:29.640 --> 02:25:38.160 Maniac is cool, cheered 100 bits. Where does Darth Maul get his hair cut? 02:25:38.160 --> 02:25:39.160 Balls of play too, man. 02:25:39.160 --> 02:25:50.160 I can't do this shit anymore. I need someone who like has brain cells. Please, God. 02:25:50.160 --> 02:25:56.480 What the fuck? What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that? What the fuck? 02:25:56.480 --> 02:25:59.780 Is this guy? Like from the CIA! 02:26:05.780 --> 02:26:12.480 Free underscourge eachured 100 bits. More Darth the Sneakers is get to go they the Darth did well. 02:26:26.480 --> 02:26:28.480 I 02:26:35.600 --> 02:26:41.500 The only goal we scored I had to turn into this if I should watch hundred bits you are a 02:26:42.000 --> 02:26:44.000 you are a 02:26:44.120 --> 02:26:46.120 you are a 02:26:46.240 --> 02:26:51.280 You are a father's join you. What is this donation father's one? 02:26:56.480 --> 02:27:03.480 Yeah, couple of bird and mouse. 02:27:03.480 --> 02:27:08.480 Oh, alien! 02:27:08.480 --> 02:27:14.480 Alright, look what- alien! 02:27:14.480 --> 02:27:16.480 Nope, nope, we're not doing that. 02:27:16.480 --> 02:27:19.480 I'm on a two game- I'm on a two game losing streak. 02:27:19.480 --> 02:27:22.480 Both of my teammates were inting pieces of shit. 02:27:22.480 --> 02:27:25.480 Are you gonna do the same? 02:27:25.480 --> 02:27:30.880 No, no, no, no, no. You know my higher elo than you in twos and twos. Oh really? 02:27:30.880 --> 02:27:36.880 Bob? I want to buy. Yes. Check it. Because I was like, I was glad to a week ago and 02:27:36.880 --> 02:27:42.240 then you started playing on my team and then I went to that one. Yeah. And then we had 02:27:42.240 --> 02:27:46.360 a little break up because we're like, we're in like a world. They won't they right now. 02:27:46.360 --> 02:27:51.040 And what happened when they won't they? I went up my high elo and plat two and then 02:27:51.040 --> 02:27:57.460 I'm back. I've transformed. I'm like the ex talking stage and now you've come back now that I'm a good rocket league player 02:27:57.460 --> 02:28:00.780 All right, so I don't know what the fuck you think this shit is models 02:28:00.820 --> 02:28:07.340 We're not in a relationship, bro. All right, you're gonna play and we're gonna get done. All right 02:28:08.260 --> 02:28:10.980 Hey, no, this is a car. I'm using notice the car. I'm wearing 02:28:12.380 --> 02:28:14.380 What what is the car? 02:28:14.380 --> 02:28:19.660 as you fucking blind it's the octane because what don't we do around here 02:28:19.660 --> 02:28:24.340 we don't you spent it yeah and you don't score so you're gonna need to change 02:28:24.340 --> 02:28:32.660 that shit what's that shit what's that shit okay I'm getting sold in all my 02:28:32.660 --> 02:28:38.100 matches shut the fuck up let's play the game I'm literally getting sold on the 02:28:38.100 --> 02:28:42.780 matches bubbles I would play seeds with you but you're copper like bro hang it 02:28:42.780 --> 02:28:50.460 up. What? What? You're fucking copper, bro. No, no, I'm bronze four. I'm bronze four. 02:28:50.540 --> 02:28:57.020 Oh, wow. Some fucking respect. So instead of being a pile of shit, you're a pile of diarrhea. Nice, 02:28:57.020 --> 02:28:57.820 bro. Great. 02:29:02.020 --> 02:29:09.220 Oh, so that rage bait bullshit. Yes, well, we're not doing that. Tick tock bullshit. Wait a 02:29:09.220 --> 02:29:15.860 game. Are you on West? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we are. Don't worry, I have the memory because you fucking 02:29:15.860 --> 02:29:21.220 don't control. Don't take my blue stuff. Yes, yes, yes. Already in Epic State. It's okay. 02:29:21.220 --> 02:29:27.460 No, it's okay. That's gonna be you. That's gonna be you. That's gonna be you. Dude, I wonder 02:29:27.460 --> 02:29:33.460 what it feels like I'm playing on West. Cuz I put it on West. Love that, love that, love that, love that, 02:29:33.460 --> 02:29:41.440 love that yo thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you for a 02:29:41.440 --> 02:29:48.020 jinxie when are you doing a um you should you should play on jinxie you 02:29:48.020 --> 02:29:51.540 gotta play you gotta do a tennis stream against someone in a wheelchair and then 02:29:51.540 --> 02:29:57.220 you can title it like legs vs wheels when are you doing that so boggles I 02:29:57.220 --> 02:30:02.100 would literally get like canceled what are what what are your stream 02:30:02.100 --> 02:30:09.560 recommendations man. Yo Boggles, I know your entire brain is like fried or something. Yo 02:30:09.560 --> 02:30:13.540 bro, I get canceled. What the fuck? So you're just shitting on the idea? Just shitting on 02:30:13.540 --> 02:30:18.700 ideas? Yeah, yeah. And you stole my boost. And you stole my boost. Well Boggles, you're 02:30:18.700 --> 02:30:22.420 gonna have to save this one. Let me explain the first thing. I've got no boost, it's all 02:30:22.420 --> 02:30:30.740 you. All good, all good. Oh yo, let's explaining. Yo, manual in the war. Can we get in gold? 02:30:30.740 --> 02:30:36.740 I've never in my life heard a human being pronounce Manwell Noir as a mandible no war. 02:30:36.740 --> 02:30:39.740 Bro, are you actually like a two child? 02:30:39.740 --> 02:30:42.740 Are you a kid, bro? 02:30:42.740 --> 02:30:45.740 Nah, I'm pretty grown, I'm pretty grown. 02:30:45.740 --> 02:30:46.740 And mature. 02:30:46.740 --> 02:30:47.740 Yeah, right. 02:30:47.740 --> 02:30:48.740 And you're getting done. 02:30:48.740 --> 02:30:49.740 Alright, come on. 02:30:49.740 --> 02:30:50.740 No, I'm not getting done. 02:30:50.740 --> 02:30:52.740 So this one's literally on you. 02:30:52.740 --> 02:30:53.740 Let's call it what it is. 02:30:53.740 --> 02:30:56.740 One thing we're not going to do is we're not going to, like, hope. 02:30:56.740 --> 02:30:57.740 So we're going to call it- 02:30:57.740 --> 02:30:58.740 We're going to make a comeback. 02:30:58.740 --> 02:31:02.360 We're gonna call a spade a spade you allowed that go all right 02:31:03.540 --> 02:31:05.540 All right, go to the ball 02:31:06.920 --> 02:31:13.820 I'm down down there. Hey, um good follow up nice. Love it. Yeah perfectly all the time all the time in the world all the time in the world 02:31:14.860 --> 02:31:16.620 Jesus Christ 02:31:16.620 --> 02:31:18.620 Take them. Oh 02:31:18.700 --> 02:31:21.780 My god, it's easy. Apologize. Yeah, I'm so I'm 02:31:22.660 --> 02:31:24.660 It's okay. It's okay 02:31:24.660 --> 02:31:34.820 you have to say that nice no but um just over the top over the top what 02:31:34.820 --> 02:31:40.340 boggles legitimately what what I'm what I just wanted to tell you that I won't be 02:31:40.340 --> 02:31:45.060 playing in on the feet of work up I just can't make it I got to show them all 02:31:45.060 --> 02:31:50.020 thanks man appreciate you provided me no route whoa whoa you don't care you're 02:31:50.020 --> 02:31:56.260 Yeah, yeah, you're not in the World Cup, bro. You're a fucking idiot. No, I miss all you 02:31:56.260 --> 02:32:01.020 That's right. That's right. That's right. Calm and composed. Don't get too nervous 02:32:04.540 --> 02:32:09.820 Yo, is hitting the ball optional for you? I just hit the ball, bro. Are you a topper? 02:32:09.820 --> 02:32:17.080 You really just be jumping it today bro 02:32:17.080 --> 02:32:21.580 What are you no no no what are you 02:32:21.580 --> 02:32:24.180 cheesy what are you 02:32:24.180 --> 02:32:28.260 all right come on let's make it come 02:32:28.260 --> 02:32:30.820 back none of this like what are you 02:32:30.820 --> 02:32:32.380 what are you thinking right now let's 02:32:32.380 --> 02:32:36.540 make it come back let's try the matter 02:33:06.540 --> 02:33:13.260 fake win come on come on let's make it come back I'm gonna need you to do 02:33:13.260 --> 02:33:23.500 something yeah so my I assist you selfish fuck come on come on hey hey 02:33:23.500 --> 02:33:28.420 are we a team does it feel like a team does it feel like a team environment 02:33:28.420 --> 02:33:34.060 right now bro just hit the fucking ball boggles god damn it I'm going with fake 02:33:34.060 --> 02:33:36.060 Chilling I let out from someone 02:33:44.060 --> 02:33:46.060 Be that jinx 02:34:04.060 --> 02:34:05.060 Nice? 02:34:05.060 --> 02:34:11.060 Alright, so what is your record today? 02:34:11.060 --> 02:34:15.060 Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up, shut up! 02:34:15.060 --> 02:34:17.060 We can still win this game. 02:34:17.060 --> 02:34:18.060 Please bro, focus. 02:34:18.060 --> 02:34:21.060 I'm gonna go for a demo play. 02:34:21.060 --> 02:34:24.060 Ah, they're in our half bro, fuck that. 02:34:24.060 --> 02:34:25.060 Fast. 02:34:25.060 --> 02:34:28.060 Bet him on the channel, be there, be there! 02:34:28.060 --> 02:34:29.060 Alright. 02:34:29.060 --> 02:34:32.060 I'm going for a demo! 02:34:32.060 --> 02:34:42.060 do something with your pathetic suspension of a car you're there you're there you're there you're there you're there be there please 02:34:42.060 --> 02:34:49.060 oh my god oh my god oh my god bro alright that's one knuckles knuckles knuckles do knuckles knuckles jinxie you're doing knuckles 02:34:49.060 --> 02:34:55.060 I'm not doing knuckles man do knuckles right now oh we weren't winning alright knuckles 02:34:55.060 --> 02:35:00.460 did no hey hey did you do it or did it just fucking lie to my face no I did it 02:35:00.460 --> 02:35:05.300 bro I did not feel bugles why aren't you typing nice one in the chat like bro I 02:35:05.300 --> 02:35:11.820 can hear you no it's just like I can run run yeah what did you just call me oh 02:35:11.820 --> 02:35:15.500 my god all right open goal 02:35:15.500 --> 02:35:23.860 faking not an effective view nice fake man fake no because each child each 02:35:23.860 --> 02:35:31.660 don't bump me nice bet one be there be there be there show them you're gonna get 02:35:31.660 --> 02:35:38.260 there one last roll of the dice shinsi hit that hit that what the don't ram into 02:35:38.260 --> 02:35:42.500 my my fucking god man I'm a fucking god man not even 02:35:42.500 --> 02:35:44.500 You're even sending me, bro. 02:35:45.300 --> 02:35:47.300 One last roll of the dice, roll of the dice. 02:35:48.300 --> 02:35:50.800 Alright, you gotta wall it. You have to keep it on the wall or it's over. 02:35:51.500 --> 02:35:52.500 Are you, like, yeah? 02:35:52.500 --> 02:35:55.500 Ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping. 02:35:55.500 --> 02:35:56.500 Like, no, no, are you- 02:35:56.500 --> 02:35:58.500 Skulbocek, skulbocek, skulbocek? 02:35:58.500 --> 02:36:00.500 No, skulbocek, skulbocek? 02:36:00.500 --> 02:36:01.500 Skulbocek? 02:36:02.500 --> 02:36:03.500 Were you even playing? 02:36:03.500 --> 02:36:06.500 No, no, no, did you even show up to the fucking pitch today? 02:36:08.500 --> 02:36:10.500 I had a goal and assist. 02:36:10.500 --> 02:36:18.500 I had the exact same stats as you and you just said, did I show up to the picture? 02:36:18.500 --> 02:36:20.500 No, no, no, let's just play. 02:36:20.500 --> 02:36:21.500 I need to get my Elo back. 02:36:21.500 --> 02:36:22.500 I need to get my Elo back. 02:36:22.500 --> 02:36:23.500 I need to get my Elo back. 02:36:23.500 --> 02:36:24.500 I just want to, your Elo. 02:36:24.500 --> 02:36:25.500 Your Elo. 02:36:25.500 --> 02:36:26.500 You Elo. 02:36:26.500 --> 02:36:27.500 You Elo. 02:36:27.500 --> 02:36:29.500 You're the reason why I'm Plat 1. 02:36:29.500 --> 02:36:30.500 You. 02:36:30.500 --> 02:36:31.500 No, look at my Elo. 02:36:31.500 --> 02:36:32.500 You just sold me. 02:36:32.500 --> 02:36:33.500 Look at my Elo. 02:36:33.500 --> 02:36:36.500 Bro, wait, we're playing on West? 02:36:36.500 --> 02:36:39.500 Yeah, for the nice time. 02:36:39.500 --> 02:36:47.900 Yes, we're on West! Yes! Like, oh my god! 02:36:47.900 --> 02:36:48.900 Me daughter. 02:36:48.900 --> 02:36:52.700 Alright, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going to try and go now. 02:36:52.700 --> 02:36:54.100 Now I'm going to try and go. 02:36:54.100 --> 02:36:56.300 Yes, yes, I'm going to need you to lean forward. 02:36:56.300 --> 02:36:58.300 I'm putting it, no, I'm putting it on my glasses. 02:36:58.300 --> 02:37:02.300 Whatever, whatever, like snowflake nose emoji you need to do, do whatever you need to do, 02:37:02.300 --> 02:37:03.300 Jinxie. 02:37:03.300 --> 02:37:04.300 Just bring it together. 02:37:04.300 --> 02:37:05.300 Bring it together, bro. 02:37:05.300 --> 02:37:06.300 No, I don't do folk. 02:37:06.300 --> 02:37:07.300 Bring it together. 02:37:07.300 --> 02:37:08.300 Puggles. 02:37:08.300 --> 02:37:09.300 Whoa, whoa, no one said that. 02:37:09.300 --> 02:37:13.380 thinking what we're not gonna do is we're not gonna do defamation of 02:37:13.380 --> 02:37:19.020 character so we're gonna do snowflake nose emoji I don't do coke brown hey 02:37:19.020 --> 02:37:24.860 you were thinking of it no I wasn't you were thinking of it I'm 02:37:24.860 --> 02:37:30.500 right I'm see your brain dad sentence right jinxie I was in the fine the 02:37:30.500 --> 02:37:35.700 other day to John pork and Tim cheese and they were at the um they were at the 02:37:35.700 --> 02:37:40.420 ball and they were actually me like if I wanted to get how about you see what the 02:37:40.420 --> 02:37:44.380 fuck is that how about instead of being a train dad you just sit in that on the 02:37:44.380 --> 02:37:50.540 kickoff no but okay are you saying my name 02:37:50.540 --> 02:37:55.740 it's your fault where are you saying my name where does Darth Vader get his 02:37:55.740 --> 02:38:08.060 bath bombs where the bath mall might be laughing i thought that was pretty funny i thought that 02:38:08.060 --> 02:38:16.940 was a ruffle emote over the top so good so good bro i played good on this map you know this is 02:38:16.940 --> 02:38:24.380 my map uh it's all the exact same map of every map whoa whoa yeah probably do a platinum 02:38:25.740 --> 02:38:28.340 Every map has a slight different angle everything 02:38:28.340 --> 02:38:30.340 You need to really flatten them all so 02:38:30.340 --> 02:38:32.840 Like, what are you trying to say? 02:38:33.640 --> 02:38:35.640 I just fake the flipper he said 02:38:36.340 --> 02:38:37.340 Nice 02:38:38.040 --> 02:38:40.040 No, don't feel like it 02:38:42.540 --> 02:38:46.340 Oh my god, you just bet me oh my god, dude can you fix ping? 02:38:46.640 --> 02:38:49.340 High-vives! Fix my wifi! 02:38:49.340 --> 02:38:52.340 High-vives can't sail you across the Atlantic Ocean 02:38:52.340 --> 02:38:54.340 Get shit, you gotta describe the storm 02:38:55.740 --> 02:39:03.420 he said he's building a boat for me yes you jinx go yes yes yes yes we're 02:39:03.420 --> 02:39:11.540 moving about clear man if you come to Florida bro what would you steal my 02:39:11.540 --> 02:39:18.480 shot all right so let's get this straight no no no who's under the desk 02:39:18.480 --> 02:39:25.680 is squishy planning for you where the fuck did this come from sorry jim's I 02:39:25.680 --> 02:39:29.580 need more of that so why can't you hype up your teammate boggles you can sit at the 02:39:29.580 --> 02:39:35.520 only goal they have no let's just think about the positives you're playing with 02:39:35.520 --> 02:39:41.720 me yo next time I'm on the kickoff just sit in the net okay 02:39:41.720 --> 02:39:46.500 please hey but think about this jim see jim see you genuinely think we're 02:39:46.500 --> 02:39:50.940 hitting diamond together have you got confidence you just say we you're not ever 02:39:50.940 --> 02:39:56.900 such what is that shit what is that shit like are you even looking yo hi boys 02:39:56.900 --> 02:40:03.260 turn on these windscreen wipers cuz you can't see at the fucking front window 02:40:05.700 --> 02:40:10.740 alright so this is what I'm thinking Jinxie we hit diamond together and then 02:40:10.740 --> 02:40:13.140 Yo, stop that B-shit! 02:40:13.940 --> 02:40:16.140 I'm hitting diamonds! You're not! 02:40:16.640 --> 02:40:18.840 Again, you think you're hitting diamond before me? 02:40:19.340 --> 02:40:21.240 I guarantee you I do, yes! 02:40:21.240 --> 02:40:23.440 You think you're hitting diamond before me? 02:40:24.040 --> 02:40:24.940 Oh my god. 02:40:24.940 --> 02:40:27.940 BREATHE A LITTLE FUCKIN' JESUS! 02:40:28.540 --> 02:40:29.340 FUCK! 02:40:31.240 --> 02:40:32.040 Um... 02:40:32.340 --> 02:40:33.240 Uh, uh... 02:40:33.540 --> 02:40:35.740 Wolf looking at monkey, Amire. 02:40:40.740 --> 02:40:45.740 Nice! Oh my god, the ball was my specialty. 02:40:45.740 --> 02:40:50.740 I know you're used to the ground. That was a pass. Nice. 02:40:50.740 --> 02:40:53.740 Good takeout. Take your time, bro. Take your time. That's all right. 02:40:53.740 --> 02:40:56.740 I used to struggle with them too. Just take your time. 02:40:56.740 --> 02:40:59.740 A lot of time to be played today. That's you. 02:40:59.740 --> 02:41:02.740 Diamond. Diamond rewards. Diamond rewards. 02:41:02.740 --> 02:41:04.740 Do you even know what a reward is? 02:41:04.740 --> 02:41:06.740 What does diamond rewards mean? 02:41:06.740 --> 02:41:09.740 You're sorry, just say you don't know ball! 02:41:09.740 --> 02:41:11.740 Let it go, just say you don't know ball! 02:41:11.740 --> 02:41:17.740 Diamond rewards, uh, uh, it's when you hit diamond and then you get 10 wins in a row in diamond. 02:41:17.740 --> 02:41:19.740 Not in a row, just 10 wins. 02:41:19.740 --> 02:41:24.740 Yeah, so, uh, the top five things that didn't happen. 02:41:24.740 --> 02:41:27.740 We never landed on the moon and you never hit diamond. 02:41:27.740 --> 02:41:28.740 You did not hit diamond! 02:41:28.740 --> 02:41:30.740 No the fuck you did, bro! 02:41:30.740 --> 02:41:32.740 How would you know about the moon? 02:41:32.740 --> 02:41:36.520 Just adds to the alien shit like you're not defeating the allegations 02:41:36.520 --> 02:41:40.480 I'm not an alien man. I'm literally a normal fucking guy 02:41:40.480 --> 02:41:42.480 I'm just trying to hide it. Oh, I faked him 02:41:42.880 --> 02:41:48.000 Bro, let's win this game. I don't want to lose any more elo. Yeah, how about you play a little fucking defense? 02:41:48.000 --> 02:41:50.000 Okay, sorry 02:41:50.160 --> 02:41:54.840 All right, so if I get to diamond before you Jinxie, um, I've got permission to go to the top 02:41:57.000 --> 02:42:00.160 Because you said it's guaranteed to never happen 02:42:00.160 --> 02:42:03.160 chow that chow that chow that chow that chow 02:42:03.160 --> 02:42:06.160 if you get to 9 out of 4 either you can come to tarp in the front 02:42:08.160 --> 02:42:11.160 also don't call it T-Tarp you're not a resident bro alright 02:42:11.160 --> 02:42:13.160 I don't want to do that shit again I won't be a resident 02:42:13.160 --> 02:42:16.160 alright but again yeah because of my threat 02:42:16.160 --> 02:42:19.160 how does he get like this kid going back wall 02:42:19.160 --> 02:42:22.160 I know I think he let that off me 02:42:22.160 --> 02:42:25.160 bro Bobo if you haven't went back wall one time you fucking made it 02:42:26.160 --> 02:42:29.160 nice nice nice opportunity opportunity 02:42:29.160 --> 02:42:36.160 so you see an opportunity and decide to just fuck it off take them 02:42:36.160 --> 02:42:42.640 Gigi be there be there whoa whoa why are you telling them to demo me how bully 02:42:42.640 --> 02:42:47.960 I never did that I never had this high-rise have permission to come with 02:42:47.960 --> 02:42:52.040 me cuz I'm gonna know plus one both of you sociopaths are not getting put in 02:42:52.040 --> 02:42:55.840 this state well fuck you guys man 02:42:55.840 --> 02:42:57.120 Nice, good job! 02:42:57.120 --> 02:42:58.640 Okay, I got it, I got it, don't worry, I got it. 02:42:58.640 --> 02:43:00.160 Hit that, hit that, hit that! 02:43:00.960 --> 02:43:02.720 Do something! 02:43:04.200 --> 02:43:05.120 Hey, Boggles. 02:43:05.120 --> 02:43:06.080 Please! 02:43:06.080 --> 02:43:08.080 I need this! 02:43:08.080 --> 02:43:08.800 Yo, Boggles. 02:43:09.360 --> 02:43:11.200 You're the only reason why we're not tied. 02:43:11.200 --> 02:43:14.000 My mom is kinda homeless! 02:43:16.480 --> 02:43:18.640 Um, no, I'm not the only reason we're not tied. 02:43:19.280 --> 02:43:21.280 You are the only reason why they're winning, 02:43:21.280 --> 02:43:23.280 because you conceded the first goal by running out of that. 02:43:23.280 --> 02:43:23.760 Go for it. 02:43:23.760 --> 02:43:26.880 please one-on-one one-on-one 02:43:26.880 --> 02:43:30.520 we gotta play more aggro we've only got 40 seconds left 02:43:30.520 --> 02:43:33.520 stop the fuck up stop that's the game you broke the plat 2 02:43:38.000 --> 02:43:40.360 jing see one last roll of the dice 02:43:40.360 --> 02:43:43.520 I'm gonna need you to start rolling the fucking dice 02:43:43.520 --> 02:43:46.600 faking just go for it 02:43:46.600 --> 02:43:50.160 faking I was setting you up for opportunity 02:43:50.160 --> 02:43:54.380 I don't want to I want boost bro. We need a goal 02:43:55.000 --> 02:43:58.720 What's the point of playing the game but on a boost me really you know? 02:44:00.960 --> 02:44:07.540 That's you I was double-tapping it to bump him that's you know, I didn't miss I'm setting you up. I was baiting out his defense 02:44:09.040 --> 02:44:11.040 Why are you giving up? 02:44:11.040 --> 02:44:13.040 Why are you giving up? 02:44:13.400 --> 02:44:15.400 zero 02:44:15.400 --> 02:44:22.260 Bro, okay, stop selling my elo. No, no, no, no, stop selling my elo. Say you swear you're actually trying right now 02:44:22.760 --> 02:44:24.760 Say you swear you're actually trying right now 02:44:25.440 --> 02:44:26.760 so 02:44:26.760 --> 02:44:32.460 All right, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna go through the stats. All right, you're gonna shut the fuck up for three seconds 02:44:32.920 --> 02:44:37.540 Who had a higher score me? I had a higher score. I have a high 02:44:37.880 --> 02:44:41.840 Shut the fuck me who was higher estrogen? Jinxie 02:45:11.840 --> 02:45:15.520 what's a menu don't you because you know what a menu is 02:45:15.520 --> 02:45:20.320 fat ass are you like so the main yeah you probably you probably read a lot of them 02:45:20.320 --> 02:45:25.560 I'm reading it sorry what ends at 20 on the bathroom 02:45:25.560 --> 02:45:28.680 and you're gonna just for once in your life 02:45:28.680 --> 02:45:33.040 you're gonna shut the hell up I'm gonna use the bathroom snowflake nose and 02:45:33.040 --> 02:45:35.800 like bubbles just 30 seconds of silence please 02:45:35.800 --> 02:45:40.960 no not silence oh my god 02:45:40.960 --> 02:45:48.960 Alright, what's up? Okay, wait, I'm pulling up Jinxie's chat. Guys, um, do you think he's going to the Darth Maul bathroom? 02:45:54.960 --> 02:45:56.960 Oh my god, I'm not gonna be winning high-vives? 02:45:58.960 --> 02:46:00.960 Oh my god, I'm not gonna be winning high-vives. 02:46:00.960 --> 02:46:12.880 Oh, boggles why you a thousand pounds? Yeah, I'm just not hey hey, um 02:46:16.640 --> 02:46:22.160 Hubbots when Jinx he plays again just take over his computer. I watch this shit chat. What's this shit? 02:46:23.840 --> 02:46:25.840 Name an OCA player that can do better than this 02:46:27.600 --> 02:46:28.960 Nice 02:46:28.960 --> 02:46:30.560 See, I'm just playing with my food. 02:46:37.280 --> 02:46:39.940 Hey Poggles, who's this small streamer you're playing with? 02:46:39.940 --> 02:46:41.080 Yeah, his name's Jinxie. 02:46:43.240 --> 02:46:45.080 You guys should go check him out sometime. 02:46:48.680 --> 02:46:49.560 Oh my god! 02:46:50.560 --> 02:46:51.280 Um... 02:46:51.920 --> 02:46:53.560 Did I just clip a chair? 02:46:53.880 --> 02:46:55.400 Did I just clip a chair? 02:46:55.400 --> 02:47:01.440 I'm not sure they're gonna make it. 02:47:01.440 --> 02:47:12.480 Bro, chat. High-fives is a walking me-ho. Everyone type me-ho. Me-ho! 02:47:12.480 --> 02:47:15.800 Me-ho! Me-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h! Me-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h! 02:47:15.800 --> 02:47:21.880 Me asparagus, chat. We need more variants. Me daughter, me uncle. Me ho, me ha. 02:47:21.880 --> 02:47:25.600 We need more variants. 02:47:25.600 --> 02:47:29.800 We're building Team Cam for our Build a Boat stream in July. 02:47:29.800 --> 02:47:33.720 And no, no, no, no, what am I not going to do? 02:47:33.720 --> 02:47:37.160 No, no, one thing we're not going to do is just shit on team chemistry. 02:47:37.160 --> 02:47:38.640 Hell bully. 02:47:38.640 --> 02:47:45.920 So, Voggles, I know, but yo, for about, Voggles, for about two seconds, stop recording a dip 02:47:45.920 --> 02:47:48.120 top for about two seconds, Voggles, okay? 02:47:48.120 --> 02:47:51.360 Why is your nose nostrils bigger than when they left? 02:47:51.360 --> 02:47:54.140 No, no, no, no. I addressed the elephant in the room. 02:47:55.920 --> 02:47:59.560 So you think I went to the bathroom to do cocaine? 02:48:01.200 --> 02:48:04.700 I'm not saying anything! Is it cold in Tampa?! 02:48:08.040 --> 02:48:09.720 Again, bro. Buggles. 02:48:09.720 --> 02:48:12.440 Place some defense and we'll get some wins. 02:48:12.440 --> 02:48:14.440 Now Jinxsy, look at the right. 02:48:14.440 --> 02:48:16.820 Jinxsy, yeah that's... 02:48:16.820 --> 02:48:19.400 Did you look in the mirror over to your left? You should've. 02:48:19.400 --> 02:48:23.660 I'm Jinxing, look at the riot, there's a food court, I don't want you going to it this game, okay? 02:48:23.660 --> 02:48:25.540 Yo, hey, hey, hey, hey, bro! 02:48:25.540 --> 02:48:28.040 Yo, yo, yo, shut the fuck... 02:48:28.040 --> 02:48:29.240 Okay, get out of my face. 02:48:29.240 --> 02:48:30.840 I already look, oh my, it's probably Jinxing. 02:48:30.840 --> 02:48:32.340 No, no, literally get out of my team. 02:48:32.840 --> 02:48:34.340 Literally get out of my team. 02:48:34.340 --> 02:48:36.260 What the fuck, what the fuck are you doing? 02:48:36.260 --> 02:48:36.960 Voggles! 02:48:36.960 --> 02:48:37.460 Fight me. 02:48:38.640 --> 02:48:39.140 You... 02:48:39.540 --> 02:48:40.340 You worked! 02:48:40.340 --> 02:48:41.500 You intentionally... 02:48:41.500 --> 02:48:43.760 No, no, no, you intentionally steered away from the ball. 02:48:43.760 --> 02:48:44.720 I gotta get out of here. 02:48:44.720 --> 02:48:45.540 I gotta get out of here. 02:48:45.540 --> 02:48:47.220 This guy, no, no, this guy's a loser. 02:48:47.220 --> 02:48:49.220 No, you better remain! 02:48:49.400 --> 02:48:52.620 Turn your steering wheel away from the ball! 02:48:52.620 --> 02:48:55.940 Ping ping. What is ping? What the f**k is ping? 02:48:55.940 --> 02:48:58.960 What do you mean it was ping? You're a gamer and you don't know what ping is? 02:48:58.960 --> 02:49:01.180 Ping ping ping. 02:49:01.180 --> 02:49:04.560 Gc, I need you to make a play. 02:49:04.560 --> 02:49:08.080 That's not the right one. 02:49:08.080 --> 02:49:11.040 Um, what's the- Hi guys, what's the time in America? 02:49:11.040 --> 02:49:14.040 There's four time zones in America. 02:49:14.040 --> 02:49:17.280 I know your IQ's like four, but there's four time zones. 02:49:17.280 --> 02:49:23.840 bro just be honest when are you coming to Australia bro I give you permission 02:49:23.840 --> 02:49:32.120 oh when I fuck when I ah okay oh my god no apologize apologize apologize what 02:49:32.120 --> 02:49:36.840 the fuck was that do you like being here do you like this team environment 02:49:36.840 --> 02:49:40.440 how do you get to the ball that fast? how do you get to the ball most fast? 02:49:40.440 --> 02:49:45.000 hey how would he accelerate? and also I'm up yo dip shit dip shit can you sit in that 02:49:45.000 --> 02:49:47.000 Please on the kickoff. We keep you conceding goals. 02:49:47.000 --> 02:49:50.000 You want me to not even go for a kickoff and just sit in there? 02:49:50.000 --> 02:49:51.000 Yes, sit in that like a good boy. 02:49:51.000 --> 02:49:52.000 Nice, nice. 02:49:52.000 --> 02:49:53.000 Nope, nope, no. 02:49:53.000 --> 02:49:54.000 Nice. 02:49:54.000 --> 02:49:56.000 You put out all three goals. 02:49:56.000 --> 02:49:57.000 You put out all three goals. 02:49:57.000 --> 02:49:58.000 Don't congratulate you. 02:49:58.000 --> 02:50:00.000 That's you, that's you, that's you, that's you. 02:50:00.000 --> 02:50:01.000 I'm aware of that. 02:50:01.000 --> 02:50:03.000 I need you to hit it. 02:50:03.000 --> 02:50:04.000 Nice. 02:50:04.000 --> 02:50:05.000 Stick in the net. 02:50:05.000 --> 02:50:06.000 Stop going for kickoffs. 02:50:06.000 --> 02:50:08.000 You don't have the brain cells for that. 02:50:08.000 --> 02:50:09.000 Just sit in that problem. 02:50:09.000 --> 02:50:11.000 Nice. Can you tell? Can you tell? 02:50:11.000 --> 02:50:14.000 No. 02:50:14.000 --> 02:50:17.640 I'm not gonna lie like you have too many hours to be playing like this 02:50:20.680 --> 02:50:23.480 You have so many hours to play like this 02:50:25.000 --> 02:50:29.720 I'm actually I'm literally gonna go you're hitting my car. You're hitting my fucking car. Yeah, that's my car 02:50:29.720 --> 02:50:35.240 We got I'm doing my car. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yo, how about this guy's in there? 02:50:37.560 --> 02:50:43.760 Bro, I understand having a chuckle or troll like yo, bro, you're intentionally getting us scored on 02:50:44.000 --> 02:50:46.000 You sick of the chatter with Psycho, man! 02:50:46.000 --> 02:50:48.000 No, when's the last time you genuinely laughed? 02:50:48.000 --> 02:50:50.000 Like, and had fun. 02:50:50.000 --> 02:50:52.000 Jixi, you need to have more fun, bro. 02:50:52.000 --> 02:50:54.000 Jixi, I'm gonna need you to score. 02:50:54.000 --> 02:50:56.000 Jixi, please just put it in. 02:50:56.000 --> 02:50:58.000 Jixi! 02:50:58.000 --> 02:51:00.000 Bro, open nets are hard, don't even lie. 02:51:00.000 --> 02:51:02.000 Jixi! I'm putting a man at home! 02:51:02.000 --> 02:51:04.000 Oh my god! 02:51:06.000 --> 02:51:08.000 Jixi, are you... 02:51:08.000 --> 02:51:10.000 No, just be honest. Is this on purpose or is it black as skill? 02:51:10.000 --> 02:51:12.000 Bro, put a fucking sock in it. 02:51:12.000 --> 02:51:16.200 fucking stop it didn't have this or is it like a skill you ever shut your pie 02:51:16.200 --> 02:51:22.000 over boggles you swerved away from the ball 02:51:22.000 --> 02:51:24.880 but it is 02:51:26.800 --> 02:51:33.960 super sonic speed did you learn the game yesterday super sonic speed let's 02:51:33.960 --> 02:51:38.000 make a comeback what did LeBron do in 2016 how do I report someone on my team 02:51:38.000 --> 02:51:42.000 No, I abusing report system, abusing report system. 02:51:42.000 --> 02:51:47.000 Where are you, man? Can I get you a map or something? Where the fuck are you? 02:51:47.000 --> 02:51:49.000 Getting boost, boost management. 02:51:49.000 --> 02:51:54.000 Nice, bro. Great boost. When they score, our boosts reach out. It doesn't mean anything anyway. 02:51:54.000 --> 02:51:56.000 The most important thing is the goal, dude. 02:51:56.000 --> 02:52:01.000 You keep boost after a goal. How are you letting that go in? How are you... 02:52:01.000 --> 02:52:05.000 What's... Bro, how are you letting that go in, Jinxie? 02:52:05.000 --> 02:52:07.000 I 02:52:08.280 --> 02:52:14.020 Can you stop actually being a depressed sack of shit and just smile the grass is fucking green up 02:52:14.020 --> 02:52:19.280 Look, we're a build Bruce food more we have lost nine games together and we've won zero 02:52:19.400 --> 02:52:23.260 What is there to smile about do you think it's a skill or a chemistry issue? Oh? 02:52:24.040 --> 02:52:27.320 I think it's the locker room talk. I'm gonna need you to this 02:52:28.240 --> 02:52:33.500 Just Jinxie. Do you know what an agar is? I'm gonna need you to be more happy now pass me the ball 02:52:35.000 --> 02:52:42.240 Okay, I said pass me the ball. What did you do yo yo yo bro get some fucking boxing gloves 02:52:42.240 --> 02:52:46.120 I'm not even good at it anymore. I open that black 02:52:51.320 --> 02:52:56.240 Oh Joe Rogan at the UFC but his image is paused and the gif hasn't started moving yet 02:53:00.000 --> 02:53:02.000 Yeah 02:53:05.000 --> 02:53:08.300 Nice, go for the bump, go for the bump, go for the bump. 02:53:08.300 --> 02:53:09.820 Oh my God. 02:53:11.160 --> 02:53:13.920 Who do you think you're feeling like? 02:53:13.920 --> 02:53:15.920 Who do you think you're feeling like? 02:53:20.240 --> 02:53:21.480 Hey, hey, don't be sad. 02:53:21.480 --> 02:53:22.480 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 02:53:22.480 --> 02:53:23.880 It's all right, hey. 02:53:23.880 --> 02:53:26.480 Jinxie vs. accountability finally might be over. 02:53:27.920 --> 02:53:29.240 Nice, just hit a psycho. 02:53:31.480 --> 02:53:32.760 Just hit a psycho. 02:53:32.760 --> 02:53:35.240 No, it's a psycho. It's where you barely hit the ball. 02:53:35.240 --> 02:53:37.240 So you wouldn't know what a psycho is. 02:53:37.240 --> 02:53:39.240 You wouldn't know what a psycho is. 02:53:39.240 --> 02:53:41.240 And you hit me. 02:53:41.240 --> 02:53:43.240 A teammate's trying to hit me like a psycho. 02:53:43.240 --> 02:53:45.240 Great. Great. 02:53:47.740 --> 02:53:49.740 Nice, good touch. 02:53:50.740 --> 02:53:54.740 I'm jinxy. Why wasn't I on your top 10 streamers list? 02:53:54.740 --> 02:53:57.740 That's just kind of weird. I thought we were closer than that. 02:53:57.740 --> 02:53:59.740 I just want to know what are we? 02:53:59.740 --> 02:54:02.740 Oh yeah, yeah. Let me throw you in my top 10. 02:54:02.740 --> 02:54:06.940 And then after that burn the list and like light it on fire in a fucking dumpster 02:54:08.740 --> 02:54:15.460 Okay, that's how that your stream consists of you loading up my stream and rage baiting for two hours, bro 02:54:16.460 --> 02:54:19.740 You don't think that's big. Yeah, I know it's not me 02:54:21.820 --> 02:54:26.740 If you climb down ever some pretty sure you would find it at the top because it's fake just hit a flick 02:54:26.740 --> 02:54:28.740 I go down the post like 02:54:29.300 --> 02:54:30.800 He just 02:54:30.800 --> 02:54:32.800 Do you even know what a white dash is? 02:54:43.800 --> 02:54:46.200 We're getting brazil'd this is a joke 02:54:50.800 --> 02:54:52.800 We're getting arsenal we're getting arsenal 02:54:52.800 --> 02:55:07.200 Hey, um, hey, hey, at least film the intro if you're going to start typing on the keyboard. 02:55:07.200 --> 02:55:08.200 Film the intro. 02:55:08.200 --> 02:55:09.200 You said no problem. 02:55:09.200 --> 02:55:10.200 Oh, what the fuck? 02:55:10.200 --> 02:55:11.200 No, it is a problem. 02:55:11.200 --> 02:55:12.200 It is a problem. 02:55:12.200 --> 02:55:13.200 Now, Jinxie, there's a tournament. 02:55:13.200 --> 02:55:14.200 When's the tournament? 02:55:14.200 --> 02:55:15.200 What time is it for you? 02:55:15.200 --> 02:55:16.200 Hey, bro. 02:55:16.200 --> 02:55:17.200 I'd literally rather die. 02:55:17.200 --> 02:55:18.200 I'd rather die. 02:55:18.200 --> 02:55:19.200 I'd rather die. 02:55:19.200 --> 02:55:20.200 I'd rather die. 02:55:20.200 --> 02:55:21.200 I'd rather die. 02:55:21.200 --> 02:55:22.200 I'd rather die. 02:55:22.200 --> 02:55:30.000 That's you that's you that's you put it in nice. It's like almost like 02:55:32.560 --> 02:55:37.960 It's like almost like there's zero high Maclemon going to your scowl into the last 30 seconds 02:55:38.680 --> 02:55:40.680 Jimmy do you even know what? 02:55:41.160 --> 02:55:48.520 It's a type of blood. It's yeah, it's blood and it's blood that has oxygen in it. You clearly lack zero oxygen 02:55:48.520 --> 02:55:54.480 still boost still boost you have that the game please no I don't want to come 02:55:54.480 --> 02:55:59.920 on winnable winnable winnable winnable 02:55:59.920 --> 02:56:06.600 get to typing this is my masterpiece this is my speciality this is my 02:56:06.600 --> 02:56:12.520 specialty it's my specialty it's my specialty 02:56:12.520 --> 02:56:14.520 Jinxie stop taking me no oh my god 02:56:16.760 --> 02:56:20.400 Jinxie I needed you to hit that instead of me at kickoff but you didn't communicate 02:56:21.520 --> 02:56:23.520 Oh my god 02:56:23.960 --> 02:56:25.960 Fucking beta 02:56:26.320 --> 02:56:29.640 Jinxie when's the tournament? When's the tournament? 02:56:34.640 --> 02:56:41.240 You just demoted me to Platinum one Jinxie this is actually fucking terrible, right? 02:56:42.520 --> 02:56:51.540 like wait it's in it's in five minutes check check check yo boggles let me make 02:56:51.540 --> 02:56:57.300 myself clear to you man you are the worst player I've ever played rock and 02:56:57.300 --> 02:57:02.500 eagle it like I I played rock and eagle with some dog shit fucking players you 02:57:02.500 --> 02:57:07.300 are actually the worst of the worst man you might in Brazil you in a 1v1 02:57:07.300 --> 02:57:10.800 I don't know, I would share that with you. 02:57:10.800 --> 02:57:12.760 That's better. 02:57:12.760 --> 02:57:14.400 That's way better. 02:57:14.400 --> 02:57:16.240 That's better, man. 02:57:16.240 --> 02:57:19.320 Get me the fuck out of there. 02:57:19.320 --> 02:57:21.440 Wow. 02:57:21.440 --> 02:57:22.560 Oh my god. 02:57:22.560 --> 02:57:23.280 Oh my god. 02:57:23.280 --> 02:57:23.920 Get me out. 02:57:23.920 --> 02:57:24.760 Get me out. 02:57:24.760 --> 02:57:27.560 Get me out. 02:57:27.560 --> 02:57:29.040 All right, let's get diamond. 02:57:29.040 --> 02:57:32.000 Let's get diamond, guys. 02:57:32.000 --> 02:57:33.080 VRV chat. 02:57:33.080 --> 02:57:34.080 Let's get diamond, guys. 02:57:37.300 --> 02:57:39.360 you 02:58:07.300 --> 02:58:32.740 I got chatter chips place yes 02:58:32.740 --> 02:58:37.740 Chay, you guys want CS? 02:58:37.740 --> 02:58:40.740 Fuck it, why not? 02:58:40.740 --> 02:58:41.740 Hi, guys, load up CS. 02:58:41.740 --> 02:58:43.740 We haven't played CS in a minute. 02:58:43.740 --> 02:58:47.740 Hi, guys, load up CS, man. 02:58:47.740 --> 02:58:48.740 Wait, chat. 02:58:48.740 --> 02:58:51.740 Dare I say we rip cases? 02:58:51.740 --> 02:58:53.740 Dare I say we rip cases? 02:59:02.740 --> 02:59:24.300 Well, well, well, how the turntables, well, well, well, how the turntables, me, ho, beta, 02:59:24.300 --> 02:59:32.220 me, ho, bro. 02:59:32.220 --> 02:59:39.220 I was actually getting disgusting at CS on Dust2 before I stopped playing. 02:59:39.220 --> 02:59:40.220 Literally. 02:59:40.220 --> 02:59:43.220 I was getting so good at CS. 02:59:43.220 --> 02:59:48.220 Boggles. 02:59:48.220 --> 02:59:53.220 What are you typing in there, man? 02:59:53.220 --> 02:59:54.220 Hold it. 02:59:54.220 --> 02:59:55.220 Go chat. 02:59:55.220 --> 02:59:56.220 Place CS. 02:59:56.220 --> 02:59:58.220 I thought Oneon's CS today. 02:59:58.220 --> 03:00:01.220 I want to place CS. 03:00:01.220 --> 03:00:12.720 Hi, guys. Hi, guys. Hi, guys. Do I have rank unlocked yet or no? Hi, guys. Do I have rank 03:00:12.720 --> 03:00:27.220 unlocked yet or no? Premier. Mio. Mio. Mio. Omicon. 03:00:27.220 --> 03:00:38.120 Chat, did you guys hear a dog barking? 03:00:38.120 --> 03:00:40.000 Was that in the game or in my life? 03:00:40.000 --> 03:00:43.520 She was that in the game? 03:00:43.520 --> 03:00:44.520 Cases? 03:00:44.520 --> 03:00:49.080 Guys, listen. 03:00:49.080 --> 03:00:55.520 The only way we can get a gold is if we play a game of CS and drop 20 kills. 03:00:55.520 --> 03:01:09.960 We want cash. 03:01:09.960 --> 03:01:10.960 What is cash? 03:01:10.960 --> 03:01:14.840 Hi guys, what the fuck is cash? 03:01:14.840 --> 03:01:15.840 New map? 03:01:15.840 --> 03:01:16.840 Is it good? 03:01:16.840 --> 03:01:25.040 Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, 03:01:25.040 --> 03:01:34.160 is the new map good it's a old map that's returning ah 03:01:45.000 --> 03:01:50.080 hey Jinx you start 20th anniversary what's up man all right man if we don't 03:01:50.080 --> 03:01:53.520 get a game soon I'm gonna start ripping cases here I mean I'm trying to play the 03:01:53.520 --> 03:02:09.800 game fuck. Look at my last three knives. Bro, give me a match! Oh my god! Literally 03:02:09.800 --> 03:02:17.960 stream slap or something, fuck! You got two maps on. Yeah man, I have two maps on and 03:02:17.960 --> 03:02:20.040 It's the most popular map in the game. 03:02:20.040 --> 03:02:21.120 And then cash. 03:02:28.840 --> 03:02:29.680 Be patient. 03:02:29.680 --> 03:02:30.800 It legitimately says 222. 03:02:30.800 --> 03:02:31.640 Oh yeah, right. 03:02:34.000 --> 03:02:37.440 Yo, wait, how about, do I have a, oh my God, new map. 03:02:37.440 --> 03:02:39.040 Well, not new, but returning map. 03:02:41.640 --> 03:02:43.520 All right, Chad, my first game, 03:02:43.520 --> 03:02:45.960 my first game on cash, here we go. 03:02:45.960 --> 03:02:49.440 Wait faster, boggles, go fuck yourself, please. 03:02:49.440 --> 03:02:50.620 Please go fuck yourself. 03:02:52.460 --> 03:02:53.300 Let's roll. 03:03:02.340 --> 03:03:04.500 Jinxy, take accountability and not blame his teammates. 03:03:04.500 --> 03:03:05.940 Challenge impossible. 03:03:05.940 --> 03:03:08.220 I'm not gonna blame my teammates a single time. 03:03:08.220 --> 03:03:11.060 Oh my God, I have it all to see us in a minute. 03:03:11.060 --> 03:03:13.060 Whoa, that looks kinda cool. 03:03:13.060 --> 03:03:17.060 What's up, man? 03:03:17.060 --> 03:03:20.060 Yeah, I leaked it open. 03:03:20.060 --> 03:03:27.060 Okay, there's a guy named Diddy on my team who's shooting me. 03:03:27.060 --> 03:03:31.060 Probably a 45% chance this guy's sniping. 03:03:31.060 --> 03:03:38.060 What do you mean, real voice? What the fuck are you talking about, real voice? 03:03:38.060 --> 03:03:43.060 So who's getting this team, who's getting top of the league? 03:03:43.060 --> 03:03:45.060 Yo bro, you're eating in the mic. 03:03:45.060 --> 03:03:47.060 Yeah, I'm scared. 03:03:50.060 --> 03:03:52.060 What are we doing? 03:04:01.060 --> 03:04:03.060 So I got shot by a dinny. 03:04:03.060 --> 03:04:05.060 That's crazy. 03:04:05.060 --> 03:04:07.060 Oh 03:04:31.620 --> 03:04:33.620 All right, I did a lot of 03:04:34.420 --> 03:04:40.340 Yo, did he did he shoot me again. I'm leaving the fucking game. I'm leaving the fucking game kid. I know you can hear me 03:04:46.220 --> 03:04:48.220 All right, listen, he has to play it okay 03:04:56.540 --> 03:05:02.140 Case in sweet guys I saw case in sweet I saw it this morning and I saw it on stream 03:05:03.620 --> 03:05:05.620 So, Halliday's team later now. 03:05:13.620 --> 03:05:15.620 Can I have it up now? 03:05:33.620 --> 03:05:56.820 What the fuck am I? 03:05:56.820 --> 03:05:58.820 Can I have a dump now? 03:06:11.540 --> 03:06:13.540 Where am I going? 03:06:13.740 --> 03:06:15.740 Where am I? 03:06:15.740 --> 03:06:40.860 I don't know what I'm going on this map. 03:06:40.860 --> 03:06:51.460 board is fucking insane just don't make it weird okay for yourself bro 03:06:53.300 --> 03:06:58.460 I think there's only one person I can roll around like that and now they're French 03:06:58.460 --> 03:07:07.100 Canadian that's your ass I'm French Canadian I'm sorry to hear that 03:07:07.100 --> 03:07:09.100 Are you sure about it, man? 03:07:09.100 --> 03:07:12.100 This French Canadian is a rough draw. 03:07:17.100 --> 03:07:19.100 Fuck you, kid. 03:07:33.100 --> 03:07:35.100 I don't see a soul tree, by the way. 03:07:35.100 --> 03:07:37.100 Yeah, who don't want to be one mere on it 03:07:46.300 --> 03:07:48.300 Why are the people stacking? 03:07:50.300 --> 03:07:52.300 Is the own a would beat me 03:07:53.660 --> 03:07:55.500 What? 03:07:55.500 --> 03:07:57.500 dead ass 03:08:00.780 --> 03:08:02.780 All right guys, I have the office over 03:08:02.780 --> 03:08:06.780 This is a good opportunity to use an AWP. 03:08:06.780 --> 03:08:09.780 I'm dead. 03:08:09.780 --> 03:08:11.780 Move it, move it. 03:08:21.780 --> 03:08:23.780 Can I have a Dapna? 03:08:32.780 --> 03:08:47.960 God, this game feels so good, this game just feels like sacks on the ground, God, this 03:08:47.960 --> 03:08:50.960 game feels so good. 03:08:50.960 --> 03:08:57.960 I'm sure 03:09:06.560 --> 03:09:13.560 he's gonna come here like I'm certain of it 03:09:13.560 --> 03:09:15.560 I 03:09:17.760 --> 03:09:19.760 Would you take that opportunity? 03:09:21.240 --> 03:09:27.100 Thank God this game has no kill cams. Oh my god. Yep one shot one kill 03:09:28.920 --> 03:09:32.440 W. Jump out. Thank God this game has no kill 03:09:39.960 --> 03:09:41.960 Watch this 03:10:13.560 --> 03:10:29.120 I'm really bad watch this out on a beat em 03:10:29.120 --> 03:10:36.120 and 03:10:40.520 --> 03:10:42.360 so you you get it 03:10:42.360 --> 03:10:43.840 jinkzy go go 03:10:43.840 --> 03:10:50.840 a 03:10:59.120 --> 03:11:09.120 of 03:11:09.120 --> 03:11:21.120 of 03:11:51.120 --> 03:11:54.600 I don't know man who would name themselves Jinxie in the game and 03:11:57.100 --> 03:11:59.100 Doesn't really hurt 03:12:05.520 --> 03:12:07.520 Don't be 03:12:11.880 --> 03:12:14.320 These guys are literally like literally bombs 03:12:21.120 --> 03:12:26.120 These guys are literally bomb. 03:12:26.120 --> 03:12:28.120 It says you, you're tapping. 03:12:28.120 --> 03:12:30.120 I'm bad, I'm not this bad. 03:12:30.120 --> 03:12:33.120 These guys are fucking bad. 03:12:39.120 --> 03:12:41.120 I'm getting ironic. 03:12:41.120 --> 03:12:43.120 three lines, one on 03:12:45.600 --> 03:12:46.600 smoke it 03:12:48.980 --> 03:12:50.980 what would doft kill? 03:12:50.980 --> 03:12:53.980 these guys were planning to start making me feel so tall 03:12:55.280 --> 03:12:56.640 what would doft kill? 03:13:06.160 --> 03:13:07.360 what would doft kill? 03:13:11.120 --> 03:13:18.120 I just saw one at B going back towards spawn. 03:13:18.120 --> 03:13:25.120 I'm going there. 03:13:25.120 --> 03:13:36.120 I remember me as a hero. 03:13:36.120 --> 03:13:43.120 the 03:13:46.280 --> 03:13:49.280 roadies guys just paid all my god 03:13:49.280 --> 03:13:56.280 I gave that advice for that I apologize 03:14:06.120 --> 03:14:08.120 I 03:14:23.840 --> 03:14:28.160 Guys this is too easy like bro, bro, this is too fucking easy 03:14:28.760 --> 03:14:33.400 We have harder opponents for wise takes the long to unlock premier man 03:15:06.120 --> 03:15:13.120 The last five. 03:15:13.120 --> 03:15:24.120 It's a person. 03:15:24.120 --> 03:15:27.120 What? 03:15:27.120 --> 03:15:30.120 What? 03:15:30.120 --> 03:15:45.600 what what from 8 and 4 not bad chat not bad fake recoil what do you mean fake 03:15:45.600 --> 03:15:50.720 recoil your ass but you know what I like about CS like as soon as a round 03:15:50.720 --> 03:15:52.720 I'm challenged 03:16:06.320 --> 03:16:08.320 All right, you got this me, huh? 03:16:50.720 --> 03:16:55.720 Yo, yo guys, can I show you guys something, can I show you guys something? 03:16:55.720 --> 03:16:56.720 Yeah, no. 03:16:56.720 --> 03:16:57.720 A big doppler. 03:16:57.720 --> 03:17:00.720 What, uh, is that after 15 tests? 03:17:00.720 --> 03:17:01.720 Alright. 03:17:01.720 --> 03:17:03.720 Alright, alright, alright. 03:17:03.720 --> 03:17:10.720 And I heard if we win the game, you're buying most points? 03:17:10.720 --> 03:17:17.720 Yeah, uh, we all get current but dopplers, right? 03:17:17.720 --> 03:17:19.720 I saw a red. 03:17:19.720 --> 03:17:20.720 Flash behind. 03:17:20.720 --> 03:17:22.720 Bear, definitely going B by the way. 03:17:25.720 --> 03:17:27.720 It's all right. 03:17:27.720 --> 03:17:29.720 Long has been planted. 03:17:29.720 --> 03:17:31.720 That's a rare one. 03:17:37.720 --> 03:17:39.720 Weighing down a smoke. 03:17:39.720 --> 03:17:41.720 I got it, bro. Just move by. I got it. 03:17:47.720 --> 03:18:10.620 I mean the guy's blocking me intentionally like I'm just gonna shoot you in the fucking 03:18:10.620 --> 03:18:12.620 face I don't care 03:18:40.620 --> 03:18:50.620 I just hear him over my face. 03:18:50.620 --> 03:18:55.220 You're sitting, crouching up, waiting for me to do that. 03:18:55.220 --> 03:18:56.620 Oh my god. 03:18:56.620 --> 03:18:58.420 Like oh my fucking god. 03:18:58.420 --> 03:19:05.020 See, I remember this is why I hated this game because like all people do is they just 03:19:05.020 --> 03:19:07.940 deny sound and play like rat. 03:19:07.940 --> 03:19:12.420 It's like, in Siege, if you move, you have to make sound, but in CS, people just rat. 03:19:12.420 --> 03:19:13.420 That's all they do. 03:19:13.420 --> 03:19:14.420 They just rat it. 03:19:14.420 --> 03:19:15.420 All they do. 03:19:15.420 --> 03:19:16.420 They just rat. 03:19:16.420 --> 03:19:17.420 That's all this game is. 03:19:17.420 --> 03:19:18.420 They just rat it. 03:19:18.420 --> 03:19:35.820 It's half ratting and half aim. 03:19:35.820 --> 03:19:36.820 That's all people do on CS. 03:19:36.820 --> 03:19:41.640 They just fucking literally just fucking rat and they slow walk around the map. It's so disgusting 03:19:42.420 --> 03:19:44.420 It's like you're literally playing a horror movie 03:19:47.820 --> 03:19:49.820 Maybe that's just in low ranks 03:19:50.820 --> 03:19:56.760 Don't worry. There's plenty of corners the whole game. Yep real reach me. That's fucking and beat me 03:19:56.760 --> 03:20:01.220 It's played though, right? That's you can so much me an m4, please if possible. Yes, sir 03:20:06.820 --> 03:20:07.660 Go, go, go. 03:20:10.700 --> 03:20:12.700 You're C2, you shouldn't be. 03:20:12.700 --> 03:20:15.860 Yo bro, I wanna peek, I wanna have fun. 03:20:15.860 --> 03:20:17.780 I'm not trying to hide in the corner. 03:20:17.780 --> 03:20:19.780 All right, this guy needs to get muted. 03:20:21.980 --> 03:20:24.860 I wanna peek, I wanna have fun, I wanna fight. 03:20:28.660 --> 03:20:31.380 That sounds like they're all gonna be. 03:20:31.380 --> 03:20:34.220 They're just doing whatever the opposite of what I was. 03:20:36.820 --> 03:20:43.820 I'm gonna get you. 03:20:43.820 --> 03:20:46.820 Get on the plank, you guys can hear me. 03:20:46.820 --> 03:20:47.820 Woohoo! 03:20:47.820 --> 03:20:52.820 Oh my god! 03:20:52.820 --> 03:21:13.820 I'm not gonna lie, this is better than Valorant, just on the simple fact that... 03:21:13.820 --> 03:21:19.820 Jesus Christ, this is tough to watch and I'm the one controlling the character. 03:21:23.820 --> 03:21:25.820 Oh, we just called that unbucket. 03:21:25.820 --> 03:21:27.820 That's the worst. 03:21:29.820 --> 03:21:31.820 I'm just bad at the game here. 03:21:31.820 --> 03:21:33.820 CS is better than Battle Red to stop the simple fact. 03:21:33.820 --> 03:21:41.820 If you're a new player in CS, you either die to a gun or a grenade or a flash and then you die and it's like, okay. 03:21:41.820 --> 03:21:44.580 In Valorant, you'll die to a flying lizard. 03:21:45.580 --> 03:21:47.580 But listen, I'm trying to guess. 03:21:48.580 --> 03:21:51.780 Like in CS, if you die, bro, you actually know why you die. 03:21:51.780 --> 03:21:56.060 Dude, Jynxie, I looked at your street to see if it was you, and it looked like you were playing Rainbow Six. 03:21:56.060 --> 03:21:57.060 What the fuck? 03:21:59.580 --> 03:22:02.300 I ain't gonna say no words. 03:22:03.140 --> 03:22:05.140 Coming middle B, middle B, middle B. 03:22:05.660 --> 03:22:07.660 She's angry right now, don't worry. 03:22:08.020 --> 03:22:10.020 Yo, Diddy, I'm not angry. 03:22:10.020 --> 03:22:12.520 Hey, Diddy, I'm not angry, you fucking freak! 03:22:15.820 --> 03:22:17.520 My attempt at survival is... 03:22:17.520 --> 03:22:20.520 You are angry, bro. You are angry. Admit it. 03:22:22.020 --> 03:22:24.520 What the fuck is a D-Boy grenade? 03:22:26.520 --> 03:22:29.520 Oh my god! Oh my god! They're all Bs! 03:22:33.020 --> 03:22:34.520 Yo, Diddy, I'm gonna literally... 03:22:34.520 --> 03:22:36.520 I'm gonna shoot you in the face and you block the door. 03:22:37.520 --> 03:22:38.520 I know you can hear me. 03:22:40.020 --> 03:22:51.060 I said they're all being just over no one to be like that what where am I this is equivalent 03:22:51.060 --> 03:23:04.780 of a unranked lobby in Siege I guess they're all be there's not a soul be there all be 03:23:04.780 --> 03:23:05.780 No one's here. 03:23:08.780 --> 03:23:09.780 One left, one left. 03:23:22.780 --> 03:23:25.780 Bro, I thought you'd hear better than that. 03:23:25.780 --> 03:23:27.780 SHUT THE FUCK UP! 03:23:27.780 --> 03:23:31.780 I feel better about my aim after that. I appreciate you. 03:23:31.780 --> 03:23:32.740 It's teamwork. 03:23:32.740 --> 03:23:34.240 Oh, it's teamwork. 03:23:35.920 --> 03:23:36.760 Oh, great. 03:23:36.760 --> 03:23:39.120 It's comedy night here in CS. 03:23:39.120 --> 03:23:39.960 It's good teamwork. 03:23:39.960 --> 03:23:42.400 It's fucking comedy night in CS, okay? 03:23:42.400 --> 03:23:43.240 All right. 03:23:50.640 --> 03:23:51.480 Where are we going? 03:23:51.480 --> 03:23:52.320 Where are we going? 03:23:52.320 --> 03:23:53.320 Where are we going? 03:23:53.320 --> 03:23:55.020 So we're going to lose, I think. 03:23:56.880 --> 03:23:57.720 It's so funny. 03:23:57.720 --> 03:24:00.280 We were like, yeah, these guys are so bad, man. 03:24:00.280 --> 03:24:01.720 I'm not retired. 03:24:01.720 --> 03:24:02.720 I wouldn't think it's so interesting. 03:24:02.720 --> 03:24:03.220 Classic. 03:24:07.200 --> 03:24:08.200 I'm walking it down the road. 03:24:15.400 --> 03:24:17.920 Would Jynxie use the flash right past the kid? 03:24:17.920 --> 03:24:19.040 You look him in the eyeballs. 03:24:19.040 --> 03:24:20.760 You look him in the eyeballs and turn around. 03:24:20.760 --> 03:24:23.720 Put a sock in it. 03:24:23.720 --> 03:24:24.720 I'm trying to bomb my gun, dude. 03:24:24.720 --> 03:24:25.720 You're trying to bomb my gun. 03:24:25.720 --> 03:24:35.100 I didn't know he could come from there I didn't know he could come from there 03:24:35.100 --> 03:24:44.240 Yo guys 6-7, 6-7 03:24:44.240 --> 03:24:46.240 My camera's destroyed. 03:24:54.240 --> 03:24:56.240 Fajarra! 03:25:02.240 --> 03:25:04.240 Alright. 03:25:06.240 --> 03:25:10.240 Yo man, yo yo yo yo bro, your keyboard is really loud! 03:25:10.240 --> 03:25:17.240 Yes, whoever just went, boy don't drop one drop, don't drop one! 03:25:17.240 --> 03:25:21.240 Dude, that's the same kid that was eating his mic earlier. 03:25:21.240 --> 03:25:24.240 That was eating pizza. 03:25:24.240 --> 03:25:30.240 Bro, this guy's like up-literating his keyboard. 03:25:30.240 --> 03:25:35.240 Drink two, put them up. 03:25:35.240 --> 03:25:39.240 There's one on A. 03:25:39.240 --> 03:25:40.560 Nice, nice, nice. 03:25:40.560 --> 03:25:41.560 You clicked on your head. 03:25:46.040 --> 03:25:49.040 Hey, Daddy, did he use a top? 03:25:49.040 --> 03:25:50.520 You don't have to use a top. 03:25:50.520 --> 03:25:52.760 Wow, Joe's calm. 03:25:52.760 --> 03:25:54.880 God, I'm so hot. 03:25:54.880 --> 03:25:55.680 Flantern the bomb. 03:25:55.680 --> 03:25:56.180 I am. 03:25:56.180 --> 03:25:56.680 Nice work. 03:25:56.680 --> 03:25:58.040 Flantern the bomb. 03:25:58.040 --> 03:26:00.440 Oh, sorry. 03:26:00.440 --> 03:26:01.920 Nice, guys. 03:26:01.920 --> 03:26:04.000 Let's hold now. 03:26:04.000 --> 03:26:06.120 Nice, guys. 03:26:06.120 --> 03:26:08.000 God, it just takes Diddy's help. 03:26:08.000 --> 03:26:10.000 You are no help 03:26:13.680 --> 03:26:20.840 So bro, why would you name yourself diddy in CS man, why would you do that because I'm looping these niggas up, okay? 03:26:21.560 --> 03:26:24.600 Yo, oh my god. Where's the at no? 03:26:25.760 --> 03:26:29.920 You did like literally reported and muted bro. That's oh 03:26:31.040 --> 03:26:33.040 my god 03:26:33.320 --> 03:26:37.480 Like what bro like what the hell I apologize for the stranger 03:26:38.000 --> 03:26:55.760 I'll distract him when you push in. 03:26:55.760 --> 03:27:02.760 of 03:27:02.760 --> 03:27:08.760 the 03:27:08.760 --> 03:27:12.760 of 03:27:12.760 --> 03:27:17.760 the 03:27:17.760 --> 03:27:22.760 of 03:27:22.760 --> 03:27:46.360 I'm going positive. 03:27:46.360 --> 03:27:47.360 A car accident. 03:27:47.360 --> 03:27:48.360 I'm 12 and 9. 03:27:48.360 --> 03:27:50.360 well I'm 5 and 12 03:27:50.360 --> 03:27:52.360 let's go 03:27:52.360 --> 03:27:54.360 I have a 2k game ratio 03:27:54.360 --> 03:27:56.360 my keyboard is not good 03:27:56.360 --> 03:27:58.360 fuck yeah dude 03:28:04.360 --> 03:28:06.360 that was my knife so I just 03:28:06.360 --> 03:28:08.360 clapping it like this 03:28:08.360 --> 03:28:10.360 it was just swinging my knife so 03:28:15.360 --> 03:28:17.360 purple do you want to do the same thing on this track? 03:28:18.360 --> 03:28:21.360 you go in 03:28:21.360 --> 03:28:23.000 what am i doing? 03:28:23.000 --> 03:28:24.840 sick fucking flashbang, do you ever heard that word? 03:28:24.840 --> 03:28:26.120 i tried to 03:28:26.120 --> 03:28:29.440 i tried to move in cs, my bad 03:28:29.440 --> 03:28:31.080 yo, hey 03:28:31.080 --> 03:28:32.440 my bad guys 03:28:32.440 --> 03:28:36.400 i'm so- i tried to move in counter-strike 03:28:36.400 --> 03:28:38.280 what am i thinking? 03:28:38.280 --> 03:28:41.520 what the fuck am i thinking? 03:28:41.520 --> 03:28:44.520 i tried to move in this game 03:28:48.360 --> 03:29:01.440 I tried to move in CS, like what the fuck is wrong with me? 03:29:01.440 --> 03:29:02.440 You make me horny. 03:29:02.440 --> 03:29:03.840 Bro shut up! 03:29:03.840 --> 03:29:06.000 Stick the cake. 03:29:06.000 --> 03:29:15.560 Yo, leakcheck twitter, hi guys, what is this, bro? 03:29:15.560 --> 03:29:16.880 End the stream, I'm tired. 03:29:16.880 --> 03:29:27.880 can leave man look guys all we got to do is coordinate up to all five of us hit the same 03:29:27.880 --> 03:29:33.920 time. Is anybody up for a little five man A? 03:29:33.920 --> 03:29:40.560 I'm over follower so you tell me what to do 03:29:40.560 --> 03:29:43.040 what we're doing now I'm working 03:29:43.040 --> 03:29:45.760 Mr. Dade each and all your way all the 03:29:45.760 --> 03:29:48.560 leaders five minute five minute five 03:29:48.560 --> 03:29:50.720 minute 03:29:52.960 --> 03:29:58.720 I'll open the door and I'll start and then push through the last minute 03:30:03.920 --> 03:30:28.920 of 03:30:28.920 --> 03:30:35.920 Go off, get in the car. 03:30:35.920 --> 03:30:44.920 Hey, nice. 03:30:44.920 --> 03:30:49.920 What a work. 03:30:49.920 --> 03:30:54.920 I gotta get the hang of this thing here. 03:30:54.920 --> 03:30:55.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 03:30:55.920 --> 03:30:57.920 Yeah, I could get the hang of this, man. 03:30:57.920 --> 03:30:59.920 I'll give you one of these for that. 03:31:01.920 --> 03:31:03.920 This guy's just jerking off. 03:31:04.920 --> 03:31:06.920 Now is the time! 03:31:09.920 --> 03:31:10.920 Go on A again. 03:31:22.920 --> 03:31:24.920 Sounded like a great job for you, Mr. Billy. 03:31:24.920 --> 03:31:29.560 I was completely flashless, hard life out of the garage, jean c 03:31:45.000 --> 03:31:47.000 oh my god that was nasty 03:31:54.920 --> 03:31:56.920 I 03:32:04.360 --> 03:32:06.360 Said the 03:32:12.760 --> 03:32:17.440 Check his stream see if he's still playing or if he gave the controls to somebody else alright 03:32:19.600 --> 03:32:21.600 Jamin that's back-to-back three case 03:32:24.920 --> 03:32:29.560 I just want to unlock premier and I'll actually play this shit. I don't want to play this 03:32:47.920 --> 03:32:49.920 Hey, can we walk in can we do that nitty? 03:33:24.920 --> 03:33:27.900 And that's not a fake chat legitimately. Thank you 03:33:29.040 --> 03:33:33.120 Never pick up an off ever again, bro. I'm nine and one with the opera right now 03:33:34.720 --> 03:33:38.100 See I'll stub your toe with two HP it's learning 03:33:40.240 --> 03:33:42.240 Unmute 03:33:46.280 --> 03:33:50.560 Yo, get it you better win this well, I will I will 03:33:54.920 --> 03:33:58.160 I've done good enough for an unimmune. Thanks, Jinxy. 03:34:03.760 --> 03:34:06.080 Why peek, Denny? Why? Why peek the last guy? 03:34:06.080 --> 03:34:07.080 Because, because. 03:34:07.080 --> 03:34:08.860 Just so the way it's done, I go for the close. 03:34:08.860 --> 03:34:10.640 You have found a way to do it. 03:34:11.060 --> 03:34:13.860 That sounds like something with somebody with a micro-peanut. 03:34:15.940 --> 03:34:16.940 No. 03:34:16.940 --> 03:34:18.940 Guys, wait, one more round and we win, right? 03:34:18.940 --> 03:34:19.940 Everybody, two more. We need two more. 03:34:19.940 --> 03:34:20.940 Two. Two more. 03:34:20.940 --> 03:34:22.940 Two more. Two more. Don't you worry. 03:34:52.940 --> 03:34:59.940 I don't know, I kind of fall fucked up because I try to buy it for that guy I have money. 03:35:03.940 --> 03:35:06.940 Uh, this is looking like a plan I had to buy. 03:35:13.940 --> 03:35:15.940 Like, why? Okay, this game is shit. 03:35:15.940 --> 03:35:18.940 Why when I get shot I move slower? Why would you? 03:35:18.940 --> 03:35:20.940 I'm just gonna switch to movement. 03:35:20.940 --> 03:35:28.100 This game is fucking shit. When I get shot, I move slower. Like, what the fuck is that? 03:35:29.300 --> 03:35:31.300 Why would you ever do that? 03:35:39.800 --> 03:35:46.080 Because it's realistic. Guys, if you get shot in real life, you just kind of bleed out on the floor. You don't move slower. 03:35:46.380 --> 03:35:48.380 You just instantly die. 03:35:50.940 --> 03:35:57.940 please speak. I pray to god. 03:36:20.940 --> 03:36:25.940 Oh, he's in the back corner! 03:36:25.940 --> 03:36:30.940 He was going towards B there, though. 03:36:30.940 --> 03:36:33.940 Okay, so I'm assuming the back corner means... 03:36:33.940 --> 03:36:43.940 I'm just so gross, man. 03:36:43.940 --> 03:36:50.940 One more round boys and we'll never have to talk to each other ever again. 03:36:50.940 --> 03:36:53.940 Thanks. 03:36:53.940 --> 03:36:57.940 You're very welcome. 03:36:57.940 --> 03:37:00.940 How many more UK's do I need? 03:37:13.940 --> 03:37:20.940 I shot over his head. I shot right over his head. Oh my God. 03:37:20.940 --> 03:37:30.940 I shot him like an off crutch. I think the off is like the best gun in the game. 03:37:30.940 --> 03:37:39.940 You move like it hurts? Look, I got 22 kills. 03:37:39.940 --> 03:37:41.940 We've gone 03:37:42.420 --> 03:37:44.860 There's no way we still go 03:37:46.140 --> 03:37:50.340 If you such this one be five, I'll give you $1,000 paypal if you watch this one 03:37:50.340 --> 03:37:55.460 Yeah, if you actually go where was that option when I was did he put a sock in it? 03:37:56.420 --> 03:37:58.420 You two jinx 03:37:58.860 --> 03:38:00.860 that's a 03:38:01.300 --> 03:38:03.940 Not even tempting it's gonna be an honest, okay? 03:38:04.420 --> 03:38:09.420 $2,000 paypal if you want to do that, dude, I'm not 13 years old. That means nothing to me 03:38:09.940 --> 03:38:14.940 Yeah, make a 10 cast. That's worth really spicy. 03:38:14.940 --> 03:38:16.940 Hey, we let him lock in. We let him lock in. He's got it. 03:38:25.940 --> 03:38:27.940 Is this why I like Jeff Mezos? 03:38:28.940 --> 03:38:30.940 It does not matter. There's five of them. 03:38:35.940 --> 03:38:37.940 Nice shot. Nice shot. 03:38:37.940 --> 03:38:44.780 You could have offered me a hundred thousand dollars. It would be nothing for me. I mean you spent that on I think World Series 03:38:46.280 --> 03:38:49.000 On poor again in game 03:38:51.180 --> 03:38:53.780 Do you want a okay give me any 03:39:02.340 --> 03:39:04.340 Thank you, thank you 03:39:07.940 --> 03:39:20.540 Was that not a shot did I shoot him or no 03:39:28.140 --> 03:39:30.500 You'd have 23 kills shot pretty good game 03:39:32.220 --> 03:39:34.540 It was but you move yes, oh 03:39:37.940 --> 03:39:41.960 Why is my shirt? All right, diddy. I'm watching you. Oh, thank you 03:39:54.140 --> 03:39:58.240 That angles black that angles actually gross 03:40:00.500 --> 03:40:06.040 All right, I'm not even gonna lie about it. Good shot. Just be honest. Thank you. Thank you. I just did behind behind behind 03:40:37.940 --> 03:40:44.940 out you got bomb go be just go be 03:40:44.940 --> 03:40:46.940 just 7 and 20 03:40:53.940 --> 03:40:55.940 I thought he was thinking stay back here 03:40:55.940 --> 03:40:56.940 stay back here 03:40:56.940 --> 03:40:57.940 stay back here 03:40:57.940 --> 03:40:58.940 go he's over here 03:40:58.940 --> 03:40:59.940 I'm gonna 03:41:04.940 --> 03:41:05.940 he's holding back in place 03:41:07.940 --> 03:41:09.940 I don't know. 03:41:09.940 --> 03:41:11.940 I found this down. 03:41:11.940 --> 03:41:13.940 I've seen this. 03:41:15.940 --> 03:41:17.940 Okay, maybe I was wrong. 03:41:17.940 --> 03:41:19.940 Maybe you killed Joe. 03:41:21.940 --> 03:41:23.940 Wait. Oh shit. I forgot the time. 03:41:23.940 --> 03:41:25.940 It sucks. It sucks, sucking. 03:41:25.940 --> 03:41:27.940 That's all I know. It does. It does. 03:41:27.940 --> 03:41:29.940 It really sucks. 03:41:29.940 --> 03:41:31.940 It does. It does. Oh my god. 03:41:31.940 --> 03:41:33.940 I just got the game yesterday. 03:41:33.940 --> 03:41:35.940 I don't know what to do. 03:41:35.940 --> 03:41:41.700 I mean, you did pretty good for getting the game yesterday. 03:41:41.700 --> 03:41:43.460 We lost to a level 0. 03:41:43.460 --> 03:41:45.460 Oh, that's the pain. 03:41:45.460 --> 03:41:47.460 How does he have a 0-point? 03:41:51.300 --> 03:41:53.140 I'm CS'd out, bro. 03:41:53.140 --> 03:41:56.260 Like, I can only play one game of CS Maximum. 03:41:56.260 --> 03:42:00.100 Dude, it's everybody creeps around and sits in corners. 03:42:00.100 --> 03:42:03.860 I don't know how about Pro League, but like, everybody creeps around and sits in corners 03:42:03.860 --> 03:42:07.040 and they just shift walks and they make zero noise so like you can't even hear, there's 03:42:07.040 --> 03:42:12.840 no audio, you get no audio, and then when you get shot, you move slow, all your teammates 03:42:12.840 --> 03:42:15.240 are 45 years old and they're aiming with their penis. 03:42:15.240 --> 03:42:19.640 Like, I don't know, I want to unlock Premiere and see where I can end up, but I don't know 03:42:19.640 --> 03:42:26.740 if I have the wits to like, I don't know if I can grind to Premiere bro, my god. 03:42:26.740 --> 03:42:29.640 It's literally R6, it's literally not R6. 03:42:29.640 --> 03:42:32.880 In R6, when you move, you have to make sound. 03:42:32.880 --> 03:42:35.240 Unless you're using cavera, silent step, 03:42:35.240 --> 03:42:37.120 when you move, you have to make sound. 03:42:37.120 --> 03:42:39.680 So there's actually skill expression with audio. 03:42:39.680 --> 03:42:41.040 In CS, it's just, 03:42:48.600 --> 03:42:50.120 like no one makes any noise. 03:42:50.120 --> 03:42:52.560 It's like a fucking horror movie. 03:42:52.560 --> 03:42:54.400 It's like a fucking horror movie, bro. 03:42:59.640 --> 03:43:06.420 Literally R6, yo bro, for the NICE TIME! 03:43:06.420 --> 03:43:12.160 In R6, when you move, it creates audio, no matter what, unless you're using cavera with 03:43:12.160 --> 03:43:13.160 a silent step. 03:43:13.160 --> 03:43:16.360 So then there's actually skill expression with noise. 03:43:16.360 --> 03:43:20.400 In CS, you can 5 man shift walk and make no noise. 03:43:20.400 --> 03:43:22.760 It's literally a horror movie. 03:43:22.760 --> 03:43:29.160 Then, better yet, when you get shot in CS, your player moves slower. 03:43:29.160 --> 03:43:34.720 It's like, and then all my teammates are 49 years old aiming with their fucking penis. 03:43:34.720 --> 03:43:36.920 They literally shoot circles around people. 03:43:36.920 --> 03:43:39.920 Me, oh, I haven't played in a month and I top-tracked. 03:43:39.920 --> 03:43:49.800 How's that even possible? 03:43:49.800 --> 03:43:52.280 Skill and R6 in the same sentence. 03:43:52.280 --> 03:43:57.120 Bro, are you like, yo, yo, yo, are you that ass? 03:43:57.120 --> 03:43:59.200 CS is not your main game, you know nothing about CS. 03:43:59.200 --> 03:44:06.880 I agree, I'll say this, in my personal experience, when I play CSGO in low ranks, because I'm 03:44:06.880 --> 03:44:13.280 not even at a premiere amount, when I play CSGO, I have like 20, 30 hours of playtime. 03:44:13.280 --> 03:44:19.120 Nine times out of ten, my teammates are 45 years old, they're aiming with their weakness, 03:44:19.120 --> 03:44:24.240 they're aiming with their cock, like they're whipping mags on like people that are fucking 03:44:24.240 --> 03:44:25.640 right in front of them. 03:44:25.640 --> 03:44:31.120 On top of that, everyone is just shif walking in quarters, everyone is just shif walking 03:44:31.120 --> 03:44:38.120 in quarters. 03:44:38.120 --> 03:44:43.120 Everyone is just in a corner of my name. 03:44:43.120 --> 03:44:54.120 Yo, uh, yo man, can you remove your mic from your throat please? 03:44:54.120 --> 03:44:56.120 What? 03:44:56.120 --> 03:44:58.120 That Jixi soundboard? 03:44:58.120 --> 03:45:00.120 That's a Jixi? 03:45:00.120 --> 03:45:02.120 That's a IZ it. 03:45:02.120 --> 03:45:04.120 Hold up, Jax, one second. 03:45:04.120 --> 03:45:06.120 Young fail! 03:45:06.120 --> 03:45:08.120 Either Jixi can never hit camera 3. 03:45:10.120 --> 03:45:12.120 I'm gonna out of delay cause I'm gonna get sniped on this game. 03:45:12.120 --> 03:45:14.120 Hold up, let me out of fucking delay. 03:45:24.120 --> 03:45:37.360 It's a story about places you had game Rest in peace, fly high, fly low, guys I'm not 03:45:37.360 --> 03:45:38.360 bad. 03:45:38.360 --> 03:45:46.040 I just farted into the chair Yeah, I'll say this, I'm sure CS will be more 03:45:46.040 --> 03:45:50.680 fun when I get to like a higher rank, but oh right now I just want to die. 03:45:50.680 --> 03:45:57.680 I'm not sure if you can see it. 03:45:57.680 --> 03:46:00.680 Yes I can! 03:46:00.680 --> 03:46:01.680 Oh boy, located. 03:46:01.680 --> 03:46:02.680 Yo! 03:46:02.680 --> 03:46:03.680 Cactus! 03:46:03.680 --> 03:46:04.680 Get your 1W Cactus in the chat! 03:46:04.680 --> 03:46:05.680 W Cactus matter! 03:46:05.680 --> 03:46:06.680 That's a fuckin' jammer. 03:46:06.680 --> 03:46:07.680 Grind him with the OD and you're the same skill. 03:46:07.680 --> 03:46:08.680 Yeah, I've definitely tried to see up to that. 03:46:08.680 --> 03:46:26.180 I'm also down to grind league with all that 03:46:26.180 --> 03:46:28.180 5 seconds 03:46:28.180 --> 03:46:30.180 Swim in bags! 03:46:30.180 --> 03:46:32.180 Not for it, look 03:46:32.180 --> 03:46:34.180 Ready to engage 03:46:34.180 --> 03:46:36.180 Well, I gotta say this, too, bro 03:46:36.180 --> 03:46:38.180 I know 03:46:38.180 --> 03:46:40.180 I should know what to do to work 03:46:40.180 --> 03:46:42.180 I enjoy it 03:46:42.180 --> 03:46:44.180 I'll kill yourself, though 03:46:44.180 --> 03:46:46.180 Real 03:46:52.180 --> 03:46:55.180 What? I was the third I made out of metal! 03:46:55.180 --> 03:46:57.180 I shot him five times! 03:46:57.180 --> 03:46:59.180 What the fuck? 03:47:02.180 --> 03:47:04.180 What just happened? 03:47:04.180 --> 03:47:08.180 He cacked us with the 20 gifted WCAC gift! 03:47:09.180 --> 03:47:12.180 He cacked us with the 20 gifted WCAC gift that I fucking love you WCAC in the chat! 03:47:13.180 --> 03:47:15.180 Alright, I'll get you. 03:47:15.180 --> 03:47:17.180 To be to. Good start. 03:47:17.180 --> 03:47:19.180 I got a big window. 03:47:19.180 --> 03:47:21.180 Okay, honestly, I thought I shot the rent, but I'm not sure. 03:47:21.180 --> 03:47:23.180 They're both going? 03:47:23.180 --> 03:47:27.140 No, let me get real quick, let me get real quick. 03:47:27.140 --> 03:47:32.260 I enjoy playing CS, like I like playing CS, bits and pieces. 03:47:32.260 --> 03:47:37.860 Bro, I enjoy playing League, like so much more, because League there's just so much 03:47:37.860 --> 03:47:40.060 skill expression, and I love it. 03:47:40.060 --> 03:47:44.180 Even though I'm Iron, I just want to learn the game. 03:47:44.180 --> 03:47:48.780 Like in CS, like I'm sure there's a lot of stuff that I can learn about CS, like obviously 03:47:48.780 --> 03:47:58.820 I know I could learn a bunch of shit about CS, but the amount of shit I have to learn 03:47:58.820 --> 03:48:00.820 in League is just so fun to me. 03:48:00.820 --> 03:48:03.780 Like it reminds me when I started playing Siege, how much should I learn when I started 03:48:03.780 --> 03:48:04.780 playing Siege? 03:48:04.780 --> 03:48:13.220 Like, I haven't liked the game as much as Siege since I started playing League a month 03:48:13.220 --> 03:48:14.220 ago. 03:48:14.220 --> 03:48:17.700 I played League every day for like 25 days. 03:48:17.700 --> 03:48:19.020 Literally. 03:48:19.020 --> 03:48:20.020 Literally, bro. 03:48:22.540 --> 03:48:25.300 Cause I like games with like really steep learning gaps. 03:48:25.300 --> 03:48:26.740 Like chess also. 03:48:26.740 --> 03:48:28.500 Like I just like learning stuff. 03:48:28.500 --> 03:48:32.020 CS, I feel like it's a lot of just mechanical skill. 03:48:32.020 --> 03:48:34.420 Which like, I'm on a fucking mouse and keyboard 03:48:34.420 --> 03:48:35.740 and I'm not that good at math. 03:48:35.740 --> 03:48:37.260 I'm not bad. 03:48:37.260 --> 03:48:39.900 I'm better than my fucking teammates, that's for sure. 03:48:39.900 --> 03:48:41.180 Fuck. 03:48:41.180 --> 03:48:43.020 I had a guy go seven and 20. 03:48:44.220 --> 03:48:47.300 You like League more than Siege. 03:48:47.300 --> 03:48:54.220 No, I said I haven't liked the game as much as I like League since I got into Siege. 03:48:54.220 --> 03:48:57.220 When I got into Siege, it's like 10 hours ago, it reminds me of when I got into League. 03:48:57.220 --> 03:49:05.020 Like, I just want to learn shit. 03:49:05.020 --> 03:49:06.420 But you're ass at all three. 03:49:06.420 --> 03:49:07.420 Hi, guys. 03:49:07.420 --> 03:49:08.420 Time out, MJ. 03:49:08.420 --> 03:49:09.420 I'm not doing this shit. 03:49:09.420 --> 03:49:10.420 Hi, guys. 03:49:10.420 --> 03:49:11.420 Time out, MJ. 03:49:11.420 --> 03:49:35.340 Don't provide the dead game. League of Legends is the biggest game in the world. What do 03:49:35.340 --> 03:49:37.340 What do you mean, dead game? 03:49:37.340 --> 03:49:39.340 Where are you typing? 03:49:39.340 --> 03:49:41.340 Up for is located at the front. 03:49:41.340 --> 03:49:43.340 You ready for hostile action. 03:49:43.340 --> 03:49:45.340 You live in a fucking rock? 03:49:45.340 --> 03:49:47.340 The door is blocked! 03:49:47.340 --> 03:49:49.340 It's the biggest game in the world! 03:49:55.340 --> 03:49:57.340 Bro, hi guys. I feel like I'm lagging, man. 03:49:57.340 --> 03:49:59.340 Let me close out of my other tabs. 03:49:59.340 --> 03:50:01.340 I feel like I'm lagging, though. 03:50:01.340 --> 03:50:03.340 Well, that's probably why I have rock in the open 03:50:03.340 --> 03:50:10.380 Lee open and Brian open. Watch, early free fire, my seat is gonna crash. 03:50:20.620 --> 03:50:26.060 What just happened? That was the weirdest exchange I've ever seen. 03:50:33.340 --> 03:50:42.780 Minecraft is- oh you're right. 03:50:42.780 --> 03:50:44.260 Minecraft might actually be more popular than League. 03:50:44.260 --> 03:50:45.260 Chev, what's more popular? 03:50:45.260 --> 03:50:46.260 Minecraft or League? 03:50:46.260 --> 03:50:47.260 Goodbye. 03:50:47.260 --> 03:50:57.100 I synchronized the punch with the explosion of the grenade so you couldn't hear me punch 03:50:57.100 --> 03:50:58.100 it. 03:51:28.100 --> 03:51:33.100 I'm in position. 03:51:33.100 --> 03:51:38.100 I'm in position. 03:51:38.100 --> 03:51:46.100 Alright, we have 30 more seconds to burn the smoke, which means that's going to buy me enough time to rotate back to side. 03:51:46.100 --> 03:51:52.100 Oh, nice one. 03:51:52.100 --> 03:51:59.100 I swear to God I'm not kidding. 03:52:17.100 --> 03:52:19.100 Holy one-sided angle. 03:52:19.100 --> 03:52:24.100 You can drown me, I don't care. It's all about composure now. 03:52:24.100 --> 03:52:26.100 15 seconds left. 03:52:29.100 --> 03:52:30.100 30 seconds to go. 03:52:30.100 --> 03:52:34.100 So, he went all the way upstairs. Wow. 03:52:37.100 --> 03:52:41.100 He went all the way upstairs, and they coordinated when that guy spread his wings for me. 03:52:41.100 --> 03:52:44.100 I think I'm playing against like TSM or something. 03:52:44.100 --> 03:52:46.100 Wow. 03:52:46.100 --> 03:52:49.100 Oh my god, that's actually insane. 03:52:49.100 --> 03:52:52.100 I'm legitimately impressed. I'm not even kidding. 03:52:52.100 --> 03:52:54.100 Oh my god. 03:52:54.100 --> 03:52:56.100 Did that actually just happen? 03:53:06.100 --> 03:53:09.100 Why is everything like stuttering? 03:53:09.100 --> 03:53:12.100 It's all like stuttering. I don't know how to explain it. 03:53:12.100 --> 03:53:14.100 Everything's stuttering. 03:53:16.100 --> 03:53:22.100 They're just better get over it. Yo bro, this is because somebody killed me. It doesn't mean they're better than me. 03:53:22.100 --> 03:53:27.100 I've died to a copper before. Does that mean a copper's better than me? 03:53:27.100 --> 03:53:30.100 Someone's gonna say yes. 03:53:34.100 --> 03:53:39.100 Bro, if I go off this game and we win, I think I'll have a 2KD. I'm not a bomb. 03:53:39.100 --> 03:53:41.100 Yes, alright. 03:54:11.100 --> 03:54:13.100 10 seconds, 2 and 3. 03:54:13.100 --> 03:54:17.100 Should have just shot it, but that was a social experiment to see if you would just stare at me. 03:54:17.100 --> 03:54:18.100 5 seconds. 03:54:18.100 --> 03:54:20.100 I'm so sorry bro. Bye bye. 03:54:22.100 --> 03:54:23.100 4 is low. 03:54:23.100 --> 03:54:26.100 So I was gonna spawnpeek, but you read things, so now I'm not gonna spawnpeek. 03:54:26.100 --> 03:54:28.100 Are you fucking stupid? 03:54:28.100 --> 03:54:30.100 I was literally gonna spawnpeek. 03:56:41.100 --> 03:56:52.940 All right, not looking good Queen e5 Bishop g7 chat. I was on chest four hours ago. What are you guys typing? 03:56:53.980 --> 03:56:58.540 Legitimately, what the fuck are you guys typing bro? I've been on chest in six hours 03:57:00.620 --> 03:57:02.620 What 03:57:02.620 --> 03:57:08.120 Bro has zero clutches in his entire life. No chat. I like it keep up the hate watch just watch 03:57:08.120 --> 03:57:10.120 I'm gonna finish this game with like 16 kills 03:57:11.100 --> 03:57:20.340 Mark my words. Lego Batman time. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. I have a Minecraft marathon coming 03:57:20.340 --> 03:57:26.500 up in a week, bro. I'll do Lego Batman probably after that or the last of us, man. All right. 03:57:26.500 --> 03:57:31.140 I'm going to get around to it. Sure you will. Cap. Yo, I'm out of my word. I'm not going 03:57:31.140 --> 03:57:41.740 scam most bro. You're aiming with your penis. Jinxie, new chest update. Yo, tell me what 03:57:41.740 --> 03:57:46.940 the fuck they could have did to bomb. Do a chest update. No seriously, what did they 03:57:46.940 --> 03:57:54.040 do? Can bishops fly now? This guy just typed new chest update. What the fuck could they 03:57:54.040 --> 03:57:59.120 have updated? What could I was on the game three hours ago? What could they have possibly 03:57:59.120 --> 03:58:10.000 updated bishops have wings now no hate you just suck can't be they were the 03:58:10.000 --> 03:58:13.280 ten gifted it can't be just keep it a chest I think I'm gonna hit five or 03:58:13.280 --> 03:58:19.040 you go tomorrow okay not even kidding not even kidding not even getting 03:58:19.040 --> 03:58:27.760 they're releasing chess to borrow this for emeralds you actually believe a bomb 03:58:27.760 --> 03:58:33.760 but be located yo guys if possible it's locked in here man it's fine 03:58:33.760 --> 03:58:36.720 oh buddy 03:58:41.840 --> 03:58:45.920 someone's shitting in the mic all your kills 03:58:45.920 --> 03:58:50.160 are 03:58:50.160 --> 03:58:52.960 all my kills are baited i got zero 03:58:52.960 --> 03:58:54.960 I'm a last work controller. 03:58:57.960 --> 03:58:59.960 We're gonna get a bomb. 03:58:59.960 --> 03:59:00.960 We'll get them both! 03:59:00.960 --> 03:59:02.960 We need to carry a hot-hot-hot-hot. 03:59:02.960 --> 03:59:04.960 I have a gun now on the enemy. 03:59:04.960 --> 03:59:05.960 You're at risk. 03:59:05.960 --> 03:59:08.960 I'm gonna carry a trot while we're coming up. 03:59:22.960 --> 03:59:43.200 Okay, so Chad remember the thing I said about the whole 16 kills thing we can throw that 03:59:43.200 --> 03:59:45.200 out the fucker. 03:59:47.200 --> 03:59:51.200 Let's recover the diffuser. Down to one friendly. 04:00:03.200 --> 04:00:06.200 Or didn't this guy just say I was baiting? 04:00:07.200 --> 04:00:09.200 Didn't this guy just say I was baiting? 04:00:09.200 --> 04:00:11.200 The diffuser is now. 04:00:13.200 --> 04:00:22.760 Well, I guess if they all peek it's gonna work out. 04:00:22.760 --> 04:00:24.760 You will play Rocket League. 04:00:24.760 --> 04:00:28.560 Yo, Billbreed, you're not gonna order me around. 04:00:28.560 --> 04:00:33.400 I was on it an hour ago, man. 04:01:03.400 --> 04:01:08.400 All right guys, we're gonna go downstairs. All we got to do is just break this. 04:01:08.400 --> 04:01:11.400 Yes, stop and don't shut up. 04:01:14.400 --> 04:01:15.400 All right. 04:01:18.400 --> 04:01:27.400 Yo, is this like, is this, is this, is this really happening right now? Like it, this is an Emerald Helo lobby on PC. 04:01:27.400 --> 04:01:32.800 Shut up. Okay. I was going to say, all we're going to do is break the hatch, get a Monty 04:01:32.800 --> 04:01:38.360 down back stairs and the game is unusable. Let me try again. Yo, guys, is there a way 04:01:38.360 --> 04:01:41.520 we can get a Monty back stairs and then I'll break the hatch? 04:01:41.520 --> 04:01:42.520 Yo. Fuck you. 04:01:42.520 --> 04:01:43.520 Okay. 04:01:43.520 --> 04:01:46.560 Dude, you're trash, but you play controller, bro. 04:01:46.560 --> 04:01:47.560 Okay. 04:01:47.560 --> 04:01:48.560 Yeah. 04:01:48.560 --> 04:01:49.560 Okay. 04:01:49.560 --> 04:01:56.760 Is this like evil rainbow six siege? What did I download today? Hi, guys. I get into 04:01:56.760 --> 04:02:01.920 the game it's like stuttering my games like stuttering and lagging and my 04:02:01.920 --> 04:02:10.160 teammates are like evil I have evil teammates we need to locate a bomb yo so 04:02:10.160 --> 04:02:16.080 because I'm a controller you're telling yourself wait a minute it's actually 04:02:16.080 --> 04:02:21.640 jinx it yo guys is there a way we can get a montane to push back stairs and then 04:02:21.640 --> 04:02:26.960 Outbreak the meeting hatch. I just need one operator out of y'all. You know, bro. I got you 04:02:27.640 --> 04:02:29.640 Alright, I just see you know what? 04:02:30.320 --> 04:02:32.320 You have no three 04:02:32.360 --> 04:02:34.360 My gate. I'm Mickey. I'm up to 04:02:36.040 --> 04:02:41.520 I didn't hit emerald three. I like carried every game. What's this guy saying, man? I 04:02:44.040 --> 04:02:46.040 Like dolo emerald three 04:02:47.640 --> 04:02:49.640 Five seconds to go 04:02:51.640 --> 04:02:52.840 What would Don't has to do? 04:02:52.840 --> 04:02:55.640 Oh, probably I'm so capable of acting tonight, too, mate, right now. 04:03:01.640 --> 04:03:03.640 You're not the one. I thought it was a shot on board. 04:03:11.640 --> 04:03:12.140 Reloading! 04:03:12.140 --> 04:03:13.640 What is this bandit doing? 04:03:13.640 --> 04:03:16.640 Like, what the fuck is this fucking bandit doing? 04:03:46.640 --> 04:03:51.640 one freezer one freezer freezer gore sweet 04:03:59.240 --> 04:04:02.240 jacy come play it 04:04:07.320 --> 04:04:11.320 nice oh yeah 04:04:11.320 --> 04:04:26.800 nice guys nice guys yo um yo who is the copper guy on our team does he have a microphone? 04:04:26.800 --> 04:04:31.200 yeah bro what's going on boss? what's happening right now? 04:04:31.200 --> 04:04:36.200 not much bro are you playing evil r6? 04:04:36.200 --> 04:04:37.720 Yeah. 04:04:37.720 --> 04:04:40.440 Yo, what like, me, ho? 04:04:40.440 --> 04:04:42.120 I'm not even kidding. 04:04:42.120 --> 04:04:45.480 If this guy left the game, we'd have the same productivity. 04:04:45.480 --> 04:04:46.320 No. 04:04:52.600 --> 04:04:55.240 No assists in five rounds. 04:04:55.240 --> 04:04:58.480 You haven't shot a body in five rounds. 04:05:03.440 --> 04:05:05.720 Yo, I love keeping, we should do the exact same thing, bro. 04:05:05.720 --> 04:05:07.360 Monty back stairs to auto win. 04:05:07.360 --> 04:05:08.960 They bad monster, they bad monster. 04:05:08.960 --> 04:05:10.240 Oh, shy sir. 04:05:10.240 --> 04:05:11.080 Okay. 04:05:11.080 --> 04:05:12.840 Should we go Blitz? 04:05:12.840 --> 04:05:14.720 Nah, cause then they just shoot his feet. 04:05:14.720 --> 04:05:17.200 Just, if you're gonna go Blitz, run elbow. 04:05:18.240 --> 04:05:19.680 We need to locate a bomb. 04:05:21.560 --> 04:05:23.600 No, no, no, it's not Elbully. 04:05:23.600 --> 04:05:24.920 I don't have Blitz, I'm not gonna. 04:05:24.920 --> 04:05:27.200 My teammates told me to shut up and kill myself. 04:05:27.200 --> 04:05:30.120 And I have a guy going 0 and 5. 04:05:30.120 --> 04:05:32.240 0 and 5 with no assists. 04:05:32.240 --> 04:05:36.120 and my teammates told me to kill myself! 04:05:37.380 --> 04:05:39.140 And he hasn't done anything! 04:05:53.240 --> 04:05:54.580 Insertion in 10 seconds. 04:05:57.820 --> 04:05:59.580 That got under your skin, huh? 04:05:59.580 --> 04:06:04.860 Yeah, if somebody goes 0 and 5 with no assists and then tells me to die 04:06:04.860 --> 04:06:09.420 I thought you were being like a troll like a soundboard guy 04:06:15.420 --> 04:06:19.580 I thought they were all dead there. I'm not even gonna lie to you. I bet they were all dead. I'm not even kidding 04:06:59.580 --> 04:07:06.580 of 04:07:06.580 --> 04:07:10.580 the 04:07:10.580 --> 04:07:13.580 of 04:07:13.580 --> 04:07:19.580 the 04:07:19.580 --> 04:07:24.580 of 04:07:24.580 --> 04:07:26.580 y'all coming right up 04:07:30.380 --> 04:07:32.900 There's the box the box 04:07:47.920 --> 04:07:49.920 All right, let's go see 04:07:54.580 --> 04:08:03.580 Nice job. 04:08:03.580 --> 04:08:14.020 Really good, Murphless. 04:08:14.020 --> 04:08:15.020 And Carrie. 04:08:15.020 --> 04:08:16.020 Carrie. 04:08:16.020 --> 04:08:17.020 Carrie. 04:08:17.020 --> 04:08:18.020 You're Carrie? 04:08:18.020 --> 04:08:19.020 Uh, okay. 04:08:19.020 --> 04:08:20.020 Yo, yo, yo. 04:08:20.020 --> 04:08:24.020 Are we watching the same fucking game? 04:08:24.020 --> 04:08:38.020 or once in the same game the fuck I'm getting launched I'm getting lost by this guy 04:08:45.020 --> 04:08:52.700 have I said evil chat plus evil R6 wait Jinxie why play the PC why am I 04:08:52.700 --> 04:08:57.500 playing in PC lobbies yes what I'm tracking a solo queue to champion on 04:08:57.500 --> 04:09:01.100 PC this season and it's going pretty well right now 04:09:01.100 --> 04:09:05.140 oh nice you're trying to locate a bomb 04:09:05.140 --> 04:09:09.460 you're boosting a copper you're bro you got it bro 04:09:09.460 --> 04:09:14.980 how much time is it like three weeks I'm gonna get it I'm gonna get you if I 04:09:14.980 --> 04:09:19.580 have to do a fucking 20 hour siege stream to get it I will 04:09:19.580 --> 04:09:22.740 All right, a roaming to the top. 04:09:22.740 --> 04:09:24.740 The chocos followed Piki. 04:09:24.740 --> 04:09:25.740 Yo, Thatcher. 04:09:25.740 --> 04:09:28.740 I need you to push me away from me. 04:09:28.740 --> 04:09:29.740 Wait, three seasons in ten days? 04:09:29.740 --> 04:09:30.740 Oh my god, he's actually right. 04:09:30.740 --> 04:09:31.740 Okay, is that about time to get champed? 04:09:31.740 --> 04:09:32.740 It should be, right? 04:09:32.740 --> 04:09:33.740 You must locate and defuse the bomb. 04:09:33.740 --> 04:09:40.740 10 seconds to insert wait three seasons in 10 days. Oh my god, he's actually right. 04:09:40.740 --> 04:09:45.740 Is that about time to get champed? It should be right. 04:09:45.740 --> 04:09:50.740 You must locate and defuse the bomb. If I need to, I'll do a long ass right 04:09:50.740 --> 04:09:52.740 I should have on the last day. 04:09:58.740 --> 04:10:00.740 I think I'm going to try and get that one. 04:10:05.740 --> 04:10:08.740 I gotta stop playing League in the mornings and play ranked. 04:10:12.740 --> 04:10:14.740 You're a snake. This guy's in the closet. 04:10:14.740 --> 04:10:16.740 Is there a way you could- wait up! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! 04:10:20.740 --> 04:10:22.740 All right, you can need it now native 04:10:37.260 --> 04:10:39.260 Let's go 04:10:43.260 --> 04:10:45.260 So chocolate 04:10:45.260 --> 04:10:55.140 So I said thatcher, yo thatcher I need you to get the shit off of him. 04:10:55.140 --> 04:10:56.140 One off four remaining. 04:10:56.140 --> 04:10:57.160 Last guy got it, got it, got it, got it. 04:10:57.160 --> 04:10:58.160 This just mattered to me once, but my god. 04:10:58.160 --> 04:10:59.160 Nice. 04:10:59.160 --> 04:11:00.160 I've four eliminated. 04:11:00.160 --> 04:11:01.160 Score. 04:11:01.160 --> 04:11:02.160 Congratulations, successful. 04:11:02.160 --> 04:11:03.160 Jack did I not say thatcher, he's gonna push the bridge with me and the wall's electric. 04:11:03.160 --> 04:11:04.160 I'm gonna go get him. 04:11:04.160 --> 04:11:08.160 Jack, did I not say Patrick is gonna push the bridge with me and the wall's electric? 04:11:15.160 --> 04:11:19.160 Bro, but Jack, it's like little things. Like, if he would have naded the door and not listened, 04:11:19.160 --> 04:11:22.160 and the bandit would have, uh, but not I. Like, I wouldn't have killed the bandit. 04:11:22.160 --> 04:11:23.160 But because he waited, it's just... 04:11:23.160 --> 04:11:25.160 He definitely told Patrick that, bro. 04:11:28.160 --> 04:11:29.160 Huh? 04:11:30.160 --> 04:11:33.160 Yo, go... go up, go up, go up. 04:11:34.160 --> 04:11:35.540 We don't have the right ops for them. 04:11:35.540 --> 04:11:39.040 It's the Cade and Mera band. 04:11:39.040 --> 04:11:40.880 Who do I play? 04:11:40.880 --> 04:11:42.440 Who do I play? 04:11:42.440 --> 04:11:43.320 Walt and I was good. 04:11:43.320 --> 04:11:45.120 Like, if you play Bandit, they won't get the wall. 04:11:45.120 --> 04:11:45.840 Am I loud? 04:11:45.840 --> 04:11:47.200 OK. 04:11:47.200 --> 04:11:48.080 What do you want me to play? 04:11:48.080 --> 04:11:49.840 This is all me. 04:11:49.840 --> 04:11:50.360 It's all good. 04:11:50.360 --> 04:11:52.440 If you guys, I think if we just chill inside and band 04:11:52.440 --> 04:11:54.280 at the wall, I'll be annoying and master, 04:11:54.280 --> 04:11:55.520 and then they're just going to stall out 04:11:55.520 --> 04:11:57.960 because nobody knows how to attack and right. 04:11:57.960 --> 04:11:58.480 All right, yeah. 04:11:58.480 --> 04:12:03.520 Secure the bomb. 04:12:03.520 --> 04:12:16.040 Yeah, give me all those drones. 04:12:16.040 --> 04:12:19.560 Bitch. 04:12:19.560 --> 04:12:25.760 Yeah, give me all those zones bitch 04:12:31.200 --> 04:12:34.480 Hey, Jamesy, I hate you time out Bezzix 04:12:34.480 --> 04:12:37.480 I see you, Kenny. 04:12:37.480 --> 04:12:39.480 10 seconds. 04:12:39.480 --> 04:12:42.480 Activate jamming. 04:12:42.480 --> 04:12:44.480 5 seconds. 04:12:47.480 --> 04:12:52.480 Increase surveillance on bombs, up for hazard infuser. 04:12:58.480 --> 04:13:01.480 We don't reinforce that at the moment. 04:13:04.480 --> 04:13:06.480 I 04:13:07.280 --> 04:13:09.280 Guys on the fell one thing 04:13:23.080 --> 04:13:25.080 Coming up like 04:13:34.480 --> 04:13:54.480 I'm watching 04:14:24.480 --> 04:14:34.480 another one 04:14:34.480 --> 04:14:42.480 last one trophy, last one 04:14:42.480 --> 04:14:50.480 he's low low low low 04:14:50.480 --> 04:14:54.480 Jinxy, you're the best! You're the best, Jinxy! 04:14:57.480 --> 04:14:59.480 Champ's gonna be easy now. 04:15:01.480 --> 04:15:05.480 Let's fucking go, man. First game of the day, just ride into another fucking carry, dude. 04:15:05.480 --> 04:15:07.480 Let's go. 04:15:11.480 --> 04:15:16.480 Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 04:15:16.480 --> 04:15:25.480 Report this Merb? Who's this Merb? What's Merb? I'm on my main account. What do you mean report this Merb? I'm level 1400 on this account. 04:15:25.480 --> 04:15:35.480 Jinxy, can you do a lube reveal or review? Okay, no. Now, Ron gave me a good idea yesterday. Chat, we should do a beer mukbang. 04:15:35.480 --> 04:15:43.480 I should do a stream where I literally tried like 30 beers or 40 beers and just get literally housed. 04:15:43.480 --> 04:15:47.320 Yo XD banana, I'm not joining your party man. Please stop 04:15:56.480 --> 04:15:58.480 Anything to drink L alcoholic 04:16:02.160 --> 04:16:09.080 Hard attack incoming no guys guys. I wouldn't be like housing 30 beers. I would be what's a call I 04:16:09.080 --> 04:16:12.920 I would be fucking right what is happening with this kid yo ex the banana 04:16:13.360 --> 04:16:16.000 Literally fuck yourself like literally go fuck himself. I 04:16:16.920 --> 04:16:20.440 Would it be drinking 30 beers chat? I would be trying 30 years 04:16:21.000 --> 04:16:23.000 like super 04:16:24.040 --> 04:16:27.880 Do a drug muckbang next you a laxative muckbang 04:16:28.760 --> 04:16:30.760 Evo alcoholic 04:16:30.760 --> 04:16:32.760 I 04:16:37.360 --> 04:16:41.840 What yo bro, I can hear my voice in your mic 04:16:44.680 --> 04:16:51.580 It's me from last game were you on my team or on the other yeah, no no we were on the table 04:16:51.580 --> 04:16:54.140 Oh, you were the guy that told me to kill myself, right? 04:16:54.140 --> 04:17:02.700 Oh, I swear I thought you were a guy doing a soundboard. I swear I swear 04:17:03.420 --> 04:17:06.260 Cuz cuz like it was just too good to be true 04:17:08.860 --> 04:17:10.860 All right, bro, let's win the game, bro 04:17:13.660 --> 04:17:15.660 Yeah, I got you for the care 04:17:16.500 --> 04:17:18.400 And I think it's your one 04:17:18.400 --> 04:17:21.480 Jenny all this in my mattress three on PC. I actually want to show you guys this 04:17:21.480 --> 04:17:30.480 This like dude, you're going to literally get a boner looking at this. I'm not even kidding. Bro. Look at my mattress three on PC. This is all solo queue. 04:17:30.480 --> 04:17:33.480 Like literally all solo queue. 04:17:40.480 --> 04:17:43.480 Which at what's my PC name? I don't even know our PC names. 04:17:43.480 --> 04:17:45.480 We have us what is my PC name? 04:17:51.480 --> 04:17:54.760 Wait, what if I look up Jake's peak and then switch to the connect? 04:17:54.760 --> 04:17:56.760 Chad, wait, what is my movie connect name? 04:17:56.760 --> 04:17:58.760 How do I know what it is? 04:17:58.760 --> 04:18:10.760 You had, here we go, Chad, here's my match history on PCC, it's okay. 04:18:10.760 --> 04:18:16.480 Five and two, win, six and four, ten and two, ten and four, thirteen and four, nine and 04:18:16.480 --> 04:18:17.480 three, six and four. 04:18:17.480 --> 04:18:20.420 I think I have like a two point something Katie in my last like 04:18:29.220 --> 04:18:31.220 Is this supposed to be impressive 04:18:39.940 --> 04:18:42.320 Do a condom mukbang muts 04:18:47.480 --> 04:18:49.480 So you get destroyed, CD Prime. 04:18:50.480 --> 04:18:52.480 Reloading! Company! 04:19:03.480 --> 04:19:04.480 Reloading. 04:19:09.480 --> 04:19:10.480 Wall secured! 04:19:17.480 --> 04:19:46.480 I wish there was a way to know you're in the car. 04:19:46.480 --> 04:19:51.760 you're in the good old days before you've actually left 04:19:53.720 --> 04:19:56.680 wait 04:19:57.280 --> 04:20:02.040 bottom way bottom way like on the beepers open area be found 04:20:02.040 --> 04:20:05.840 that's Calvin yo guys that was joking me 04:20:05.840 --> 04:20:07.840 I 04:20:12.560 --> 04:20:14.560 Drop elevator 04:20:17.400 --> 04:20:19.400 They're like on me 04:20:26.720 --> 04:20:28.720 To me lobby 04:20:28.720 --> 04:20:43.480 You got it, boy. Tell me you've pre-fired me, I've got it. Tell me you've pre-fired me. 04:20:43.480 --> 04:20:48.960 That's why holding angles is not always the best thing you can do. 04:20:48.960 --> 04:20:49.960 One friendly romantic. 04:20:49.960 --> 04:21:00.960 He actually, he actually put up so much more than he had. 04:21:00.960 --> 04:21:05.960 He popped his special scanner as the lion went off, it felt so good. 04:21:05.960 --> 04:21:10.880 Well chat, we finally made it to PC Champ, cause that guy had a champ banner and the other 04:21:10.880 --> 04:21:14.400 guy had a champ banner. 04:21:14.400 --> 04:21:20.400 I mean not current champ but you get the point. 04:21:20.400 --> 04:21:21.400 That guy's a champ banner. 04:21:21.400 --> 04:21:27.240 The guy that breathes out like these guys look decent. 04:21:27.240 --> 04:21:33.360 You have the reaction time of a sloth appreciate that Devin. 04:21:33.360 --> 04:21:35.680 Jinxie do a penis unboxing. 04:21:35.680 --> 04:21:37.640 How the fuck would that even work? 04:21:37.640 --> 04:21:38.640 Literally. 04:21:38.640 --> 04:21:40.360 Bro how the fuck would that work? 04:21:40.360 --> 04:21:42.280 Longest Jinxie stream of the year. 04:21:42.280 --> 04:21:44.360 Yo, y'all set it up as a part time, you guys set it up. 04:21:44.360 --> 04:21:48.080 So, yeah chat, now we're doing everyday six hour streams. 04:21:48.080 --> 04:21:49.560 Since y'all set it up as a part timer. 04:21:49.560 --> 04:21:52.260 Bro, today might even be more than six hours, man. 04:21:54.920 --> 04:21:57.760 You had signs of depression 04:21:58.640 --> 04:22:03.320 from a long line of sin in your face 04:22:03.320 --> 04:22:06.960 tells a story about place. 04:22:06.960 --> 04:22:08.800 Six hours is long. 04:22:08.800 --> 04:22:11.440 Me, ho, I might even do seven, bro. 04:22:11.440 --> 04:22:12.880 I might even do seven, bro. 04:22:16.960 --> 04:22:20.400 I might even do a seven hour stream, six or seven hours. 04:22:20.400 --> 04:22:22.000 I'm just gonna secure the bombs. 04:22:24.000 --> 04:22:27.360 So, if you stopped into a locker room, 04:22:27.360 --> 04:22:29.480 why don't we go here again? 04:22:29.480 --> 04:22:31.960 Hi, it's out of the Sam C players at all, man. 04:22:31.960 --> 04:22:34.840 We have like one of the best sites in the game. 04:22:34.840 --> 04:22:37.660 And I understand, we lost, like we went in here, whatever. 04:22:37.660 --> 04:22:39.800 You can go up top first, I don't care. 04:22:39.800 --> 04:22:41.000 We have the best site, 04:22:41.000 --> 04:22:46.160 like one of the best sites in the game we get literally destroyed and then go and 04:22:46.160 --> 04:22:49.760 then go up I sort of stay 04:22:49.760 --> 04:22:51.760 Whoa, fortified! 04:22:56.760 --> 04:22:59.760 chat what the fuck is that fucking emote? 04:22:59.760 --> 04:23:01.760 five seconds left 04:23:01.760 --> 04:23:25.760 I need to get kills there top score windows say windows to I think yes I 04:23:25.760 --> 04:23:50.720 win this there's one main lobby 04:24:20.720 --> 04:24:46.720 of 04:24:46.720 --> 04:24:48.720 I 04:24:51.680 --> 04:24:53.680 Have square 04:25:01.480 --> 04:25:04.560 Yo, get on my top square cam. Can I flank it or no? 04:25:06.640 --> 04:25:08.640 Let me check 04:25:08.880 --> 04:25:12.560 It's gone it's gone, but there is one elevator one elevator 04:25:16.720 --> 04:25:22.320 there's one up one up white stairs and one's elevators 04:25:30.320 --> 04:25:34.120 okay you pre-aimed that 04:25:34.120 --> 04:25:49.120 This guy is walling, he shot my teammate through the wall three times then flicked on me. 04:25:49.120 --> 04:25:54.120 Hi guys, what's up man? 04:25:54.120 --> 04:25:59.120 I'm playing right, so what do you want to try? 04:25:59.120 --> 04:26:00.120 What's up with you, man? 04:26:00.120 --> 04:26:01.120 I'm back, I'm back. 04:26:01.120 --> 04:26:02.120 Jax, I just wanted to check in. 04:26:02.120 --> 04:26:09.120 Do you potentially have a Silver 2 on your team from last game? 04:26:09.120 --> 04:26:10.120 Yeah. 04:26:10.120 --> 04:26:11.120 What about him? 04:26:11.120 --> 04:26:12.120 Yeah. 04:26:12.120 --> 04:26:14.120 That guy is cheating his death off, buddy. 04:26:14.120 --> 04:26:15.120 You're getting rolled back. 04:26:15.120 --> 04:26:17.120 Wait, you mean this guy right here is cheating? 04:26:17.120 --> 04:26:18.120 How do you know? 04:26:18.120 --> 04:26:19.120 He's one of two. 04:26:19.120 --> 04:26:21.120 Yeah, pull up his tracker. 04:26:21.120 --> 04:26:31.120 This is the guy on my team. 04:26:31.120 --> 04:26:32.120 Yeah. 04:26:32.120 --> 04:26:33.120 2.14 KD. 04:26:33.120 --> 04:26:36.120 That started playing the game 2.14 KD. 04:26:36.120 --> 04:26:38.120 I mean, he could just be a smurf. 04:26:38.120 --> 04:26:40.120 What's his head shop percentage? 04:26:40.120 --> 04:26:49.120 Oh, wow. 04:26:49.120 --> 04:26:51.120 Oh, in your game, but you see that? 04:26:51.120 --> 04:26:55.360 In your game, he drove 13 kills with a 91 headshot. 04:26:55.360 --> 04:26:58.400 Yo, silver two guy. 04:26:58.400 --> 04:26:59.600 Yo. 04:26:59.600 --> 04:27:02.000 Yo, bro, are you cheating? 04:27:02.000 --> 04:27:04.080 No, no, no, no, no, I'm legit. 04:27:04.080 --> 04:27:05.880 Well, why are you on a brand new account? 04:27:05.880 --> 04:27:09.120 What happened? 04:27:09.120 --> 04:27:09.680 For me. 04:27:13.120 --> 04:27:14.200 He's one and two. 04:27:14.200 --> 04:27:17.160 Like if he's cheating, you know, he's not very impressive. 04:27:17.160 --> 04:27:22.560 Well, he has an AD and an 85% headshot percentage, and his account was covered last season. 04:27:22.560 --> 04:27:24.560 Like a whole set. 04:27:24.560 --> 04:27:31.160 Um, yeah, it's okay, so it's his friend's account, but on his main account, he's at 1.3 champ. 04:27:32.160 --> 04:27:35.160 I was looking a little suspicious for you, I'm not gonna lie. 04:27:35.160 --> 04:27:38.160 No, I swear I'm not cheating. 04:27:39.160 --> 04:27:42.160 You can tell by his movement, and hey. 04:27:42.160 --> 04:27:45.160 So, on top of his life, you're not cheating? 04:27:45.160 --> 04:27:51.320 No, no, like on everything my mother's life. Yes, I'm not cheating. Can you get ashes? 04:27:53.240 --> 04:27:54.520 Yeah, I'm not cheating either. Just 04:27:56.760 --> 04:28:00.760 Nobody was wondering. Increase surveillance on bombs up for hazardous user. 04:28:03.240 --> 04:28:09.240 If I played two games, like carry the first game, just root to all of them. Can you get ashes, please? 04:28:09.240 --> 04:28:11.880 I'm like, never. They're pushing, they're pushing dirt. 04:28:15.300 --> 04:28:17.300 I 04:28:20.680 --> 04:28:23.480 It's Monty, and I don't know what else yeah monkey dirt 04:28:29.940 --> 04:28:31.940 Lortes 04:28:45.160 --> 04:28:48.160 Still there. 04:28:48.160 --> 04:28:52.160 How do you like, what am I playing? 04:28:52.160 --> 04:28:55.160 Why am I getting re-fired every round? 04:28:55.160 --> 04:28:57.160 Oh my god, is that got controller? 04:28:57.160 --> 04:28:58.160 Fuck! 04:28:58.160 --> 04:28:59.160 There's one like upstairs. 04:28:59.160 --> 04:29:01.160 He definitely hurt me, but I keep getting re-fired. 04:29:01.160 --> 04:29:03.160 Fuck! 04:29:08.160 --> 04:29:11.160 Alright, well let's watch this, let's watch this guy. 04:29:11.160 --> 04:29:13.160 So high fives, this is the guy, right? 04:29:13.160 --> 04:29:20.160 Let's see, bro. This is the guy that has a 85% headshot percentage of 2KD, but he could just be a smurf who was just farming in conflict. 04:29:21.160 --> 04:29:22.160 Getting server hatch. 04:29:23.160 --> 04:29:24.160 Yeah, you might be fried. 04:29:25.160 --> 04:29:26.160 I'm never fried. 04:29:27.160 --> 04:29:28.160 Yeah, I'm fried. 04:29:32.160 --> 04:29:33.160 Thirding's easier. 04:29:43.160 --> 04:29:53.160 um 04:29:53.160 --> 04:29:55.160 What's the 04:29:55.160 --> 04:29:57.160 bag from 2024. 04:29:57.160 --> 04:29:59.160 These guys count last season. 04:29:59.160 --> 04:30:00.160 What's happening though? 04:30:00.160 --> 04:30:09.160 I'm dead. 04:30:09.160 --> 04:30:10.160 I'm dead. 04:30:10.160 --> 04:30:24.160 I mean, nothing's been out of the ordinary yet. 04:30:24.160 --> 04:30:27.840 Throwing impact. 04:30:27.840 --> 04:30:28.840 I need help. 04:30:28.840 --> 04:30:29.840 Asper is main account. 04:30:29.840 --> 04:30:32.840 Yeah, that's what I'm going to do after this. 04:30:32.840 --> 04:30:34.840 Yeah, I'm on to getting grim. 04:30:34.840 --> 04:30:37.280 All right, yeah, here he is. 04:30:37.280 --> 04:30:39.280 they're so bad 04:30:39.280 --> 04:30:41.280 they better go for the flank 04:30:45.280 --> 04:30:47.280 smartz 04:30:58.280 --> 04:31:01.280 yo, uh, Azami, what is your main account? 04:31:01.280 --> 04:31:03.280 you said your main account is a champ, what's your main account? 04:31:07.280 --> 04:31:13.720 I don't want to drop it. Just drop it. Hey, can you ban that account if I'm smurfing on this one? 04:31:15.440 --> 04:31:17.440 Bro, I actually don't even 04:31:20.600 --> 04:31:22.600 No, I don't know 04:31:23.360 --> 04:31:26.000 Put the fear of God in this guy. He's scared 04:31:29.120 --> 04:31:33.200 No, no, no, no, like I know actually it is my friends account. I bought it 04:31:33.880 --> 04:31:36.160 So what like bro? Why why? 04:31:37.280 --> 04:31:41.680 Why are you not on your main that we're already in like champion low anyways? What's the point of being on this account? 04:31:42.760 --> 04:31:44.440 we 04:31:44.440 --> 04:31:48.120 Your cheaters, bro. It's a little lower. There's a lot of cheaters in the lobbies 04:31:52.280 --> 04:31:56.880 Spider-man pointing at spider-man chip bro, I don't know man 04:31:58.520 --> 04:32:05.520 Like you know your stats make sense if you just farm copper lobbies for like I mean if you have a 2k ad that kind of 04:32:05.520 --> 04:32:12.760 make sense and 85% of jobs. You want me to drop? Well, bro, if your main account isn't 04:32:12.760 --> 04:32:17.480 banned for cheating, sure. Okay, yeah, yeah, he just dropped it some time. That's that's 04:32:17.480 --> 04:32:21.320 why they didn't use your drone to locate a bomb. 04:32:24.680 --> 04:32:33.080 That sounds of depression on my long line of seeing in your face. 04:32:35.520 --> 04:32:48.840 looks valid to me bro looks good to me but this is just an account like I don't know 04:32:48.840 --> 04:32:59.000 if this is his account or what but 10 seconds to go this can literally be anyone's account 04:32:59.000 --> 04:33:04.160 I don't think like I think it's dumb to look you free kill 04:33:05.000 --> 04:33:07.000 If you don't believe it's okay 04:33:08.360 --> 04:33:11.880 HMS HMS rip down the door free kill free kill 04:33:15.800 --> 04:33:17.800 On this door on this door 04:33:21.160 --> 04:33:23.160 Nice 04:33:23.160 --> 04:33:31.280 like dude if I'm in copper lobbies like I'm gonna have a fucking free game but 04:33:31.280 --> 04:33:34.640 I'm not cheating but I don't know my head shot is a good lower but I'm also 04:33:34.640 --> 04:33:42.440 controlled so I don't know there is an anti cheat he can't cheat 04:33:46.520 --> 04:33:50.000 watch the replay yeah I could watch the game 04:33:50.000 --> 04:33:53.000 try to do that there, see if he's cheating 04:33:55.000 --> 04:33:56.000 shut up 04:33:56.000 --> 04:33:58.000 i mean everyone cares, i can't just not see you 04:33:58.000 --> 04:34:00.000 you have located a bomb 04:34:00.000 --> 04:34:01.000 that's his armor 04:34:01.000 --> 04:34:03.000 fuck it, there's one every fucking 10 minutes 04:34:05.000 --> 04:34:08.000 no yeah, but like if he's a champ player and he got a fresh one 04:34:08.000 --> 04:34:12.000 that is a stream snipe, wallahi, that is a stream snipe 04:34:12.000 --> 04:34:14.000 you're slow walking and pre-aiming 04:34:14.000 --> 04:34:15.000 alright, this is my last one 04:34:16.000 --> 04:34:17.000 yeah 04:34:17.000 --> 04:34:21.520 Okay, on everything I love visual stream sniping on everything I love 04:34:22.520 --> 04:34:25.020 Yeah, there's like there's no one in sight. I don't think 04:34:30.360 --> 04:34:32.360 Fucking stream sniping the January 04:34:36.040 --> 04:34:39.280 Jenny gore Jenny gore. They're just gonna come up the stairs one next to us 04:34:40.040 --> 04:34:42.040 Yep 04:34:42.040 --> 04:34:43.040 top roof 04:34:43.040 --> 04:34:44.040 reloading 04:34:44.040 --> 04:34:45.040 I'm shooting at nothing 04:34:45.040 --> 04:34:46.040 top roof 04:34:46.040 --> 04:34:47.040 one's below, one's below 04:34:47.040 --> 04:34:48.040 just hold the big one 04:34:51.040 --> 04:34:52.040 I can't watch this guy 04:34:52.040 --> 04:34:54.040 oh my god, just hold the fucking angle 04:34:54.040 --> 04:34:55.040 what the fuck 04:34:56.040 --> 04:34:57.040 thank you, stop moving 04:34:58.040 --> 04:34:59.040 oh my god 04:34:59.040 --> 04:35:01.040 plant a lamp, somebody plant a lamp 04:35:06.040 --> 04:35:08.040 he's on the couch, he's on the couch 04:35:08.040 --> 04:35:09.040 swinging up on you 04:35:12.040 --> 04:35:33.800 Stop Axie gaming, my mic is new to the entire time. 04:35:33.800 --> 04:35:44.600 chat. Oh my god. I just got literally stream sniped into oblivion. Like, do you realize 04:35:44.600 --> 04:35:51.080 how risky of a play that is for Vigilomation? He walks all the way down the garage, slow 04:35:51.080 --> 04:36:10.360 walking and pre-aiming me. Yeah, fucking right. Just unlucky. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 04:36:10.360 --> 04:36:17.960 I will literally give this guy, on the variance that he killed me, this guy, I'm 85% sure 04:36:17.960 --> 04:36:24.680 stream sniping. Maybe 89% sure. Yeah I think we need to go for a play here. 04:36:24.680 --> 04:36:30.840 We could take servers and go for plant. Yeah. 04:36:31.640 --> 04:36:35.080 Yo uh yeah we could do a turtle plant with Monty but it might be 04:36:35.080 --> 04:36:37.880 OD bro. We could just get all the hatchets. See that's that's what I was thinking that's 04:36:37.880 --> 04:36:41.720 how I bring hard breach on the ground. Bro let's just let's just get the hatchets to 04:36:41.720 --> 04:36:45.640 take from lobby and open area and then just go ying and grim and just be 04:36:45.640 --> 04:36:47.640 unbearable 04:37:05.000 --> 04:37:07.340 All right, I think like two people should take from 04:37:08.160 --> 04:37:14.260 Actually, nobody goes server mode nobody goes over this is wrong there two people take from like lobby or three things like lobby like to take 04:37:15.640 --> 04:37:30.400 I guarantee you that Virgil's tonight, but I'll say 85% because he's only killing 04:37:30.400 --> 04:37:37.400 like that once. If you do that again, I'm like 100% sure. 04:37:50.600 --> 04:37:51.400 I'm gonna jump there. 04:37:51.400 --> 04:37:55.400 Roming on my yellow thing. Or, roaming, uh, stop, stop. 04:37:55.400 --> 04:37:58.400 Yeah, visual above, visual above. 04:37:58.400 --> 04:38:01.200 It's the street sniper. Look at how this guy's playing. 04:38:01.200 --> 04:38:03.200 Alright, now I'm a hundred percent sure he's sniping. 04:38:05.200 --> 04:38:06.200 I'm getting bullhushed. 04:38:06.200 --> 04:38:07.200 Re-touch! 04:38:10.000 --> 04:38:11.000 Is he on you, bloke? 04:38:11.800 --> 04:38:13.000 Uh, no, I missed it. 04:38:17.400 --> 04:38:18.400 Here we go, we'll beat our head. 04:38:22.800 --> 04:38:24.800 Now I'm one hundred percent sure he's sniping. 04:38:25.300 --> 04:38:27.300 He makes vert above my entry point. 04:38:27.300 --> 04:38:29.300 Alright, he is still scared. 04:38:29.300 --> 04:38:30.300 Careful, his visual. 04:38:30.300 --> 04:38:34.300 This kid is literally like, I mean, I would literally suck him in the fucking jaw. 04:38:37.300 --> 04:38:40.300 This visual is something he's fucking little cock on. 04:38:42.300 --> 04:38:43.300 I can't help. 04:38:43.300 --> 04:38:44.300 That's visual. 04:38:47.300 --> 04:38:49.300 Might have been the worst, no matter what. 04:38:49.300 --> 04:38:51.300 Alright, now we're just going to break the hatch, 04:38:51.300 --> 04:38:53.300 game grim, and then Blitz is just going to drop, 04:38:53.300 --> 04:38:54.300 we're just going to show that to mom. 04:38:54.300 --> 04:38:55.300 Blitz, you can go directly. 04:38:55.300 --> 04:38:57.300 Yeah, we're we eating an agreement 04:38:58.420 --> 04:39:02.580 The hatches that's a set of harvests, right? Yeah, I got it 04:39:03.740 --> 04:39:06.060 Our dreams game grim. I can stop elevator 04:39:25.300 --> 04:39:29.700 I'm gonna go this place I serve 04:39:34.980 --> 04:39:36.980 I was guys 04:39:45.900 --> 04:39:47.780 On the wall yeah, yeah 04:39:49.660 --> 04:39:55.020 Yeah, bro, that was like some so Jinxie, how are you enjoying a PC lobbies finding them easier harder? 04:39:55.300 --> 04:39:58.740 I'm not gonna lie bro, easier. I'm not even gonna hold you bro. 04:39:59.740 --> 04:40:00.900 It's like the FPS? 04:40:01.460 --> 04:40:07.140 Yeah, you just feel like you just feel like you're aimed at just 25 times better on PC because of the frames bro. 04:40:09.140 --> 04:40:11.140 Yeah, I still got like 120 FPS. 04:40:11.540 --> 04:40:19.660 Cause like the thing about console is like, everybody has 120 frames, but in champ lobbies like there's still so many zims and cronuses and just pieces of shit. 04:40:19.660 --> 04:40:25.660 So like if you play on PC, you just get double the frames, bro. So like and mouse is just allowed to 04:40:28.820 --> 04:40:33.660 Pro there's still a lot of zoom low key do the exact same push I'm not gonna lie 04:40:45.220 --> 04:40:49.260 Also, uh chalk the glass and just go blitz 04:40:49.660 --> 04:40:52.820 Let's play in Monty. 04:40:52.820 --> 04:40:56.620 My bad, my bad, Miho. 04:40:56.620 --> 04:40:59.700 Maybe DokaBe because this creepy degenerate loser is going to stream Sniper again. 04:40:59.700 --> 04:41:00.700 It's the vigil. 04:41:00.700 --> 04:41:02.300 Boy, I know how to play Doka. 04:41:02.300 --> 04:41:03.300 I can do DokaBe. 04:41:03.300 --> 04:41:04.300 Yo, Jack. 04:41:04.300 --> 04:41:06.300 Everyone, I said I was 85% sure. 04:41:06.300 --> 04:41:10.300 Yo, JX, have you ever thought about switching the mouse and keyboard? 04:41:10.300 --> 04:41:11.300 Um, no. 04:41:11.300 --> 04:41:12.300 Yo, Jack. 04:41:12.300 --> 04:41:13.300 Yo, okay. 04:41:13.300 --> 04:41:18.580 I was 85% sure of the vigil was sniping. 04:41:18.580 --> 04:41:25.460 he made vert above my entry point without me even droning it just made the 04:41:25.460 --> 04:41:29.260 bird here like 100% now 04:41:32.220 --> 04:41:36.180 your drone has found about that I'm actually said people's them on PC no 04:41:36.180 --> 04:41:39.620 they do but the thing is they just are console players you get a hundred twenty 04:41:39.620 --> 04:41:47.980 friends because you can QPC in console five seconds to insertion yo I have an 04:41:47.980 --> 04:41:52.300 open area cam I want somebody to take open area location and a few 04:41:52.300 --> 04:41:56.380 don't give me like shoot it out of the S&P 12 and just hop in instantly 04:41:56.380 --> 04:42:01.380 well you're gonna be hot right now this door no don't do it don't do it don't 04:42:01.380 --> 04:42:05.700 don't don't don't he's in here in there I'm John no yo don't give me push the 04:42:05.700 --> 04:42:09.960 He's stuck in this corner. Where'd he left? He left. No, yeah. He's off the cam. 04:42:09.960 --> 04:42:12.880 Off the cam. You can take open. Take him. Take him. Take him. Take him. Take him. Take him. 04:42:12.880 --> 04:42:16.160 He's on the cam. Right here. Right here. Swing him. You piggie. You piggie piggie. 04:42:16.160 --> 04:42:20.180 Good. You are, bro. 04:42:20.180 --> 04:42:26.680 C4, in the sand, on my yellow ping. C4, in the sand, on my yellow ping. C4, in the sand, on my yellow ping. 04:42:26.680 --> 04:42:30.340 One HP. He's one HP. He's one HP. He's walking out, walking out. 04:42:30.340 --> 04:42:31.900 Yeah, he guess cut. Nice. 04:42:31.900 --> 04:42:35.180 Alright. Now we get the hatches. We'll just work from bottom. I'm going to know when I have this test in the camp. 04:42:35.180 --> 04:42:39.980 has to go quick let me know you want me to delt me like easy ability I'm getting 04:42:39.980 --> 04:42:49.820 open hatch Lucy's on the stairs on the structure 30 each 04:42:55.260 --> 04:43:02.500 okay wait low key we can only get one of these hatches because I got open 04:43:02.500 --> 04:43:04.500 My position safe. 04:43:12.500 --> 04:43:14.500 What do you mean we can only open one of them? 04:43:14.500 --> 04:43:16.500 One of them? 04:43:16.500 --> 04:43:18.500 It's just so close now. 04:43:20.500 --> 04:43:23.500 I thought I said for a day the green bridge is still not open. 04:43:26.500 --> 04:43:28.500 It's like really tight. 04:43:32.500 --> 04:43:34.500 I'm on ready 04:43:48.500 --> 04:43:50.500 They're like triple holding this hatch 04:43:50.500 --> 04:43:57.500 One is gone. 04:43:57.500 --> 04:44:10.180 Why do you never peek from the window? 04:44:10.180 --> 04:44:11.620 Oh my God! 04:44:11.620 --> 04:44:13.140 He just refuses. 04:44:13.140 --> 04:44:17.980 He fucking refuses! 04:44:17.980 --> 04:44:19.980 I 04:44:21.740 --> 04:44:23.740 Only get one 04:44:26.220 --> 04:44:29.460 That puts was so cool g-man, I think I'm into one 04:44:31.180 --> 04:44:36.980 Both of them will both of you get actually one. This is it goes. I go go go. You gotta go 04:44:38.300 --> 04:44:40.660 You gotta go 10 seconds remaining. Don't 04:44:47.980 --> 04:45:06.620 time when they reach. Hate from Denver. Appreciate that mess. Bro, I just needed that, but I'm 04:45:06.620 --> 04:45:12.660 gonna just peek the window one time and I'll kill them. Gang, you're lowkey selling with 04:45:12.660 --> 04:45:19.140 you being IGF, I didn't IGL because we didn't even do the push, I said. We broke one of 04:45:19.140 --> 04:45:23.500 the hatches somehow by the grace of Satan. I didn't know what happened. I don't know 04:45:23.500 --> 04:45:24.660 how we broke one hatch. 04:45:26.060 --> 04:45:26.780 They're gonna be outside. 04:45:28.380 --> 04:45:29.100 They're gonna be outside. 04:45:29.580 --> 04:45:32.340 Go follow a fried meatball with three else on text. 04:45:34.780 --> 04:45:36.300 So we're promoting now. 04:45:36.300 --> 04:45:36.740 All right. 04:45:36.740 --> 04:45:37.820 Had a lot of fun last night. 04:45:37.820 --> 04:45:38.460 I miss you. 04:45:38.460 --> 04:45:40.620 Yo, yo, yo, can I get a, let me set 04:45:42.660 --> 04:45:47.660 All yours bro. 04:45:47.660 --> 04:45:51.660 Yes. 04:45:51.660 --> 04:45:52.660 Wait, what do you want me on now? 04:45:52.660 --> 04:45:53.660 I don't know. 04:45:53.660 --> 04:45:54.660 Who do you want me on? 04:45:54.660 --> 04:45:55.660 That's Jinxie. 04:45:55.660 --> 04:45:56.660 That's Jinxie. 04:45:56.660 --> 04:45:57.660 Yeah, Jinxie. 04:45:57.660 --> 04:45:58.660 Yo, what's up man? 04:45:58.660 --> 04:45:59.660 What's up? 04:45:59.660 --> 04:46:00.660 What do you want me to play? 04:46:00.660 --> 04:46:04.660 Uh, well, he has a limited selection of operators. 04:46:04.660 --> 04:46:08.660 We need a way to break a wall if they're up top. 04:46:08.660 --> 04:46:09.660 A wall? 04:46:09.660 --> 04:46:15.780 a wall if they're up top a wall I think we should break the square walls you 04:46:15.780 --> 04:46:19.860 want like there might kind of square wall yeah or you could or we could do a 04:46:19.860 --> 04:46:23.780 lot and now we can't do a lot about Monty just do a any type of hard 04:46:23.780 --> 04:46:27.500 breacher like thermite top square yeah yeah they're my top spur I can do I can 04:46:27.500 --> 04:46:31.540 do that I can do that I'm gonna play site windows with ram and get no you but 04:46:31.540 --> 04:46:34.300 just do your thing I mean I like I don't like I do out like just do your thing 04:46:34.300 --> 04:46:44.200 guys don't listen to your chat bro you're a good idea yeah I mean thermite take 04:46:44.200 --> 04:46:48.600 the user uh yeah you can come to the site windows late and just blind everyone 04:46:48.600 --> 04:46:51.520 in sight and then I could plant like in a smoke 04:46:51.520 --> 04:46:58.160 yeah I'm not gonna lie to you I'm about as paid on site windows for a long time 04:46:58.160 --> 04:47:01.620 game play site window me thermite and whoever else just push top square 04:47:01.620 --> 04:47:08.360 oh it's like it I have a main lobby cam to if you want to check that make sure 04:47:08.360 --> 04:47:12.500 no one closes say windows there's one dude in sight right now 04:47:12.500 --> 04:47:20.440 snake is there a way you can play like on the wall he's reinforcing this punch it 04:47:20.440 --> 04:47:22.440 Punch it. 04:47:22.440 --> 04:47:24.440 The top wall. 04:47:24.440 --> 04:47:27.440 We're just going to play close with shotgun. 04:47:27.440 --> 04:47:30.440 He's on a bomb Chassis right now. 04:47:33.440 --> 04:47:34.440 I'm nading out, I'm nading out. 04:47:34.440 --> 04:47:37.440 Snake, I think you should push Lobby so we don't die from the bomb. 04:47:37.440 --> 04:47:38.440 Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. 04:47:38.440 --> 04:47:39.440 Bomb. 04:47:39.440 --> 04:47:41.440 We aim low, we aim low, we aim low. 04:47:41.440 --> 04:47:43.440 We aim low, we do. 04:48:13.440 --> 04:48:15.440 I don't know what Canada's right now. 04:48:17.040 --> 04:48:19.040 Just below us and we're all right. 04:48:23.040 --> 04:48:25.040 Good check, guys. 04:48:28.640 --> 04:48:33.440 Why are you not pressing your W and your E, remember to hold Q? Yo bro, I'm not on leak right now, man! Relax! 04:48:33.440 --> 04:48:40.960 I played two games of Warwick today, off-stream. 04:48:40.960 --> 04:48:44.440 I did good the first game and the second game I hinted the fuck out of the game. 04:48:44.440 --> 04:48:45.940 I didn't hint! 04:48:45.940 --> 04:48:50.680 I was playing against an Evelyn jungler for the first time and I never want to do that 04:48:50.680 --> 04:48:51.680 again. 04:48:51.680 --> 04:48:53.440 I might just autoban that bitch. 04:48:53.440 --> 04:48:58.040 Yo bro, she basically just goes invisible, spawned it on top of me, killed me twice and 04:48:58.040 --> 04:49:00.120 then was over it up with the rest of the game and then followed me around the map like a 04:49:00.120 --> 04:49:10.280 fucking freak. Thank you to the guys that commented on the drop apart. 04:49:14.840 --> 04:49:18.440 Hey, Lee tonight. Yeah, I'll be on me tonight. I'll be on the show. Brad, 04:49:18.440 --> 04:49:22.600 the 25 gifted red W bread in the chat. I'm probably gonna get on the gap to this game 04:49:22.600 --> 04:49:28.120 because of the paint and streams that they I literally would like break a foot off up on 04:49:28.120 --> 04:49:33.960 on that visual's ass. Brad, think it's 25 gifts at a lovely bro. He's slow walked garage 04:49:33.960 --> 04:49:39.520 from third floor having no entire slow walk garage in Breivne. And then the round after 04:49:39.520 --> 04:49:46.520 that made bird above me. Disgusting piece of shit. Brad, think it's 25 gift at a lovely 04:50:28.120 --> 04:50:30.120 like a 04:50:30.120 --> 04:50:32.120 bigger 04:50:32.120 --> 04:50:34.120 what's up 04:50:34.120 --> 04:50:36.120 could you help 04:50:38.120 --> 04:50:42.120 main lobby hatch is not reinforced and we have no one playing over there so 04:50:46.120 --> 04:50:48.120 now they got ground on the out there 04:50:52.120 --> 04:50:54.120 I think they go for a quick bit 04:50:58.120 --> 04:51:05.520 push the garage push the girl what did he say chat he said a gay girl 04:51:05.520 --> 04:51:16.000 I think they're going they're going quick quick cc play it and have someone 04:51:16.000 --> 04:51:24.480 garage this guy is sweet man like bro this is the vigil I know it is whoever 04:51:24.480 --> 04:51:27.080 Switches the bit. I guarantee it 04:51:33.640 --> 04:51:35.640 One stop square 04:51:37.120 --> 04:51:43.860 You're not quite uh, Ibrahim I'm not Marie kind of cook right here. I'm not gonna lie 04:51:54.480 --> 04:52:01.920 Wallahi Wallahi, they're cheating yo bro. I'm getting wall bang and top floor drone 04:52:02.680 --> 04:52:04.680 Who at okay? 04:52:05.160 --> 04:52:07.160 Okay 04:52:07.880 --> 04:52:09.880 I'm not even there are multiple 04:52:11.800 --> 04:52:19.920 Multiple like literally multiple stream snappers. I on everything I love there are multiple stream time is on the other team I 04:52:19.920 --> 04:52:27.600 I have a uh I can I can I can call the plan out of the camera but they're on hatches. 04:52:27.600 --> 04:52:30.240 You see how they're flanged? 04:52:30.240 --> 04:52:32.360 Rank players do not do this. 04:52:32.360 --> 04:52:44.080 They don't do this. 04:52:44.080 --> 04:52:45.080 Inside inside. 04:52:45.080 --> 04:52:46.080 Couch by any bomb. 04:52:46.080 --> 04:52:47.080 Couch by any bomb. 04:52:47.080 --> 04:52:48.080 Couch by any bomb. 04:52:48.080 --> 04:52:49.080 Walking up. 04:52:49.080 --> 04:52:51.840 Lansing, Lansing, okay, got off it, got off it. 04:52:51.840 --> 04:52:53.320 He's not planting anymore, not anymore, not anymore. 04:52:53.320 --> 04:52:55.320 Right here, he's right here, crashing his plane. 04:52:59.480 --> 04:53:02.120 I can call these, remember I've got you remaining. 04:53:03.200 --> 04:53:05.400 I can call any plants, let him go. 04:53:05.400 --> 04:53:07.600 He's crouching default. 04:53:09.360 --> 04:53:11.680 Running, planting behind the A-ball. 04:53:11.680 --> 04:53:13.440 Planting behind the A-ball. 04:53:13.440 --> 04:53:15.240 Off it, off it, off it, off it, off it, off it. 04:53:15.240 --> 04:53:16.760 He's off it, he's off it, don't pick him. 04:53:16.760 --> 04:53:19.000 Don't pick him, Lansing, you have the A-ball. 04:53:19.000 --> 04:53:23.000 Go now, go now, go now, go now, go now, go now, go now, go now, go now. 04:53:25.000 --> 04:53:26.000 Good one, good one. 04:53:34.000 --> 04:53:37.000 Alright Chad, let's get on the eve, that was literally unbearable. 04:53:37.000 --> 04:53:42.000 I just got like literally stream snagged fucking ghosted around the map the entire game. 04:53:42.000 --> 04:53:45.000 Holy shit, what a fucking loser. 04:53:45.000 --> 04:53:48.000 Alright, let's get it on the eve. 04:53:48.000 --> 04:53:49.400 Chad, is Top Desk in a game? 04:53:53.080 --> 04:53:54.080 Is Top Desk in a game? 04:53:54.080 --> 04:53:54.880 I don't know. 04:53:57.880 --> 04:53:58.720 What's Top Desk doing? 04:54:05.080 --> 04:54:06.360 Bro, he just started the game. 04:54:06.360 --> 04:54:07.640 Chad, Chad, Chad, a solo a game? 04:54:12.080 --> 04:54:13.360 Chad, Chad, Chad, a solo a game? 04:54:13.360 --> 04:54:13.920 Yes or no? 04:54:16.280 --> 04:54:17.600 Chad, Chad, a solo a game or no? 04:54:18.000 --> 04:54:30.520 I don't care even if he's cheating that was miserable regardless even if he's cheating 04:54:30.520 --> 04:54:37.320 it's just another siege loser who's cheating on siege there was even if they weren't cheating 04:54:37.320 --> 04:54:42.400 like I was just getting like triple stream sniped last game like I'm good that was literally 04:54:42.400 --> 04:54:46.440 He's going to be invincible. 04:54:46.440 --> 04:54:49.280 Bro, he's on calling. 04:54:49.280 --> 04:54:50.280 Bro. 04:54:50.280 --> 04:54:51.280 Okay. 04:54:51.280 --> 04:54:53.880 Tell Dantez I'm going to play one game sold out. 04:54:53.880 --> 04:54:56.000 Watch his game or you want me to call him. 04:54:56.000 --> 04:54:57.000 Call him and watch his game. 04:54:57.000 --> 04:54:58.000 Okay. 04:54:58.000 --> 04:54:59.000 Yo, Jaycee. 04:54:59.000 --> 04:55:01.000 Yo, are you in a game? 04:55:01.000 --> 04:55:02.000 Yeah. 04:55:02.000 --> 04:55:04.000 Bro, can I watch your match? 04:55:04.000 --> 04:55:05.000 Yeah, sure. 04:55:05.000 --> 04:55:06.320 No, Jaycee. 04:55:06.320 --> 04:55:07.760 Yo, are you in a game? 04:55:07.760 --> 04:55:09.200 Yeah. 04:55:09.200 --> 04:55:11.680 Bro, can I watch your match? 04:55:11.680 --> 04:55:12.560 Yeah, sure. 04:55:12.560 --> 04:55:14.360 I think I'm actually going to focus on this one. 04:55:14.360 --> 04:55:18.440 How many wins are you off challenger? 04:55:18.440 --> 04:55:21.360 What's 9 plus 10? 04:55:21.360 --> 04:55:23.240 19. 04:55:23.240 --> 04:55:25.080 Minus 9? 04:55:25.080 --> 04:55:26.440 10. 04:55:26.440 --> 04:55:29.320 Plus 3? 04:55:29.320 --> 04:55:30.640 13. 04:55:30.640 --> 04:55:32.880 Minus 3? 04:55:32.880 --> 04:55:34.040 10. 04:55:34.040 --> 04:55:36.040 times three 04:55:36.440 --> 04:55:37.800 30 04:55:37.800 --> 04:55:39.800 divided by three 04:55:41.320 --> 04:55:42.680 10 04:55:42.680 --> 04:55:44.280 minus five 04:55:44.280 --> 04:55:45.560 five 04:55:45.560 --> 04:55:47.560 times two 10 04:55:47.800 --> 04:55:49.800 There you go. That's so many ones. I'm away 04:55:51.880 --> 04:55:54.360 Why don't you just open up with 10 wind? 04:55:55.240 --> 04:56:02.520 Because bro, you gotta fucking work for it sometimes. Okay. Yo, bro. Can you use game sound don't test? 04:56:02.520 --> 04:56:05.880 I like the immersion of it. Yeah, I got you. Give me one second 04:56:08.000 --> 04:56:15.160 Okay now bro, please I want to learn pro juggling bro. So talk to me man like what's okay like 04:56:15.160 --> 04:56:17.900 All right, so it's all right inside the mind of Dante's bro 04:56:18.560 --> 04:56:20.920 All right. Okay inside the mind of Dante's 04:56:23.400 --> 04:56:28.200 The hamburger from McDonald's locally looked pretty thick in that recent McDonald's add 04:56:28.200 --> 04:56:32.880 I might have to search up the Hamburglar hentai after this game, but the good news is this bro 04:56:33.160 --> 04:56:37.440 Give me your inside the mind of league not your fucking penis, bro 04:56:39.920 --> 04:56:43.120 No, I thought you wanted to know what was going on in my other head 04:56:44.200 --> 04:56:45.000 No, bro 04:56:45.000 --> 04:56:50.920 I wouldn't like I want to know what it takes to get to the next fucking Michael. That's a jungler because bro 04:56:50.920 --> 04:56:52.920 I've been playing good 04:56:52.960 --> 04:56:57.760 Dude, I saw that I saw that when I get into by Muda three games in a row 04:56:57.760 --> 04:57:00.120 Oh, you might have actually already hit bronze. 04:57:00.120 --> 04:57:02.040 Well, I'm not even kidding. 04:57:02.040 --> 04:57:02.680 Oh, don't test. 04:57:02.680 --> 04:57:03.800 Listen, bro. 04:57:03.800 --> 04:57:07.120 I played good, good, good, good, good in all my games. 04:57:07.120 --> 04:57:10.080 Then this morning, I was playing with my brother, 04:57:10.080 --> 04:57:11.880 and I played against the Avalon jungler, 04:57:11.880 --> 04:57:15.880 and I literally was contemplating suicide in GTA. 04:57:15.880 --> 04:57:17.920 In GTA, I wanted to end it. 04:57:17.920 --> 04:57:18.640 Yeah. 04:57:18.640 --> 04:57:20.840 By the way, let me guess, you dropped like fucking 30 kills 04:57:20.840 --> 04:57:22.880 on your head now? 04:57:22.880 --> 04:57:25.680 She just basically, I don't know how Avalon worked. 04:57:25.680 --> 04:57:27.880 So she basically just went invisible a couple of times, 04:57:27.880 --> 04:57:30.840 came out of nowhere, killed me, stole Mike's might, 04:57:30.840 --> 04:57:33.120 yada, yada, yada, yada, got a higher level than me 04:57:33.120 --> 04:57:34.640 and then was over leveled and then just followed me 04:57:34.640 --> 04:57:37.660 around the map and literally I became her little fucking, 04:57:37.660 --> 04:57:39.400 her little booty bandit. 04:57:39.400 --> 04:57:40.620 Yeah, because that's the thing. 04:57:40.620 --> 04:57:42.880 So Evelyn is something called a succubus. 04:57:42.880 --> 04:57:44.400 Do you know what that is? 04:57:44.400 --> 04:57:46.040 No, what is that? 04:57:46.040 --> 04:57:50.040 So a succubus is something or someone 04:57:50.040 --> 04:57:54.280 that just turns you into like a goon slave, right? 04:57:54.280 --> 04:57:57.360 So the thing that Evelyn does is she gets you so far behind 04:57:57.360 --> 04:57:59.160 that you can't do anything against her. 04:57:59.160 --> 04:58:02.680 And then she just turns you into her goon slave forever 04:58:02.680 --> 04:58:05.520 and you just have to satisfy her unendingly 04:58:05.520 --> 04:58:07.960 while the game just ends around you. 04:58:07.960 --> 04:58:10.440 Yeah, I think Evelyn is a broken champion though. 04:58:10.440 --> 04:58:12.160 Like I thought that was unbalanced. 04:58:12.160 --> 04:58:15.280 Like this guy was just literally would spawn in, 04:58:15.280 --> 04:58:17.880 smite my camp, got over level, kill me. 04:58:17.880 --> 04:58:20.040 Like just, I never got vision on him. 04:58:20.040 --> 04:58:24.260 Yeah, I know, it literally is broken. 04:58:24.260 --> 04:58:28.660 Like, that's why I'm, listen, but did you know that in the lore, Evelyn is like, unironically 04:58:28.660 --> 04:58:29.660 a prostitute? 04:58:29.660 --> 04:58:32.160 In her character's lore? 04:58:32.160 --> 04:58:38.300 Yeah, so that's why the number one way to counter on Evelyn is you need to instantly 04:58:38.300 --> 04:58:42.940 all chat the second the game starts, be like, I have AIDS, I have AIDS. 04:58:42.940 --> 04:58:46.340 That way if she ever tries charming you, she would get AIDS. 04:58:46.340 --> 04:58:52.180 And if she ever gives AIDS to the gang bosses, then her and her pimp both get killed. 04:58:52.180 --> 04:58:56.180 So that's why Versus Evelyn always saw the game by saying you have AIDS, and you're 04:58:56.180 --> 04:58:58.740 able to end someone if you do so. 04:58:58.740 --> 04:59:03.380 So whenever I join a game of League against the Evelyn, just say I have AIDS? 04:59:03.380 --> 04:59:07.380 Yes, like you just seem like, and you knew saw like screaming it and bouncing on your 04:59:07.380 --> 04:59:09.260 chair while you're doing that. 04:59:09.260 --> 04:59:11.060 Like, I have AIDS! 04:59:11.060 --> 04:59:12.060 I have AIDS! 04:59:12.060 --> 04:59:13.060 I have AIDS! 04:59:13.060 --> 04:59:19.660 Like look Jinx you gotta be more fucking enthusiastic like you gotta be shaking it like the among us emote, okay? 04:59:19.660 --> 04:59:25.740 I have eight I have eight bro don't test bro speaking up. We gotta get you in the among us game, bro 04:59:27.220 --> 04:59:29.220 Right 04:59:30.260 --> 04:59:32.260 Sassy Baka bro, I'm good 04:59:32.660 --> 04:59:35.900 Bro, I'm gonna be honest. I think one of the sussiest Baka 04:59:36.540 --> 04:59:38.540 Yamate Kudasai 04:59:38.540 --> 04:59:40.580 uh... desu's ever 04:59:40.580 --> 04:59:41.860 what did you say 04:59:41.860 --> 04:59:43.900 i'm gonna be honest i don't know why there 04:59:43.900 --> 04:59:45.700 i think that's just what they say 04:59:45.700 --> 04:59:49.740 the thing is whenever we do streamer among us everybody has a fifteen IQ 04:59:49.740 --> 04:59:51.260 so like 04:59:51.260 --> 04:59:52.500 nice nontest 04:59:52.500 --> 04:59:56.860 bro i'm gonna be on a two-champion but it's kind of brain dead 04:59:56.860 --> 04:59:59.340 well okay so let me give you an example okay jingxi 04:59:59.340 --> 05:00:02.740 imagine connor mcgregor is doing moi tai 05:00:02.740 --> 05:00:06.100 and he's fucking beating the shit out of toddlers right like he would look 05:00:06.100 --> 05:00:11.500 pretty fucking OP too right if if if Conor McGregor did it more time no I don't 05:00:11.500 --> 05:00:17.340 even think OP I think heck of room is brain death okay Jinx you really want to 05:00:17.340 --> 05:00:22.980 say this show and you play Bork and Mastery I'm sorry okay no no like you 05:00:22.980 --> 05:00:29.100 you you fucking reject that statement okay I'm sorry bro I notice is like 05:00:29.100 --> 05:00:33.420 your one trick but bro he kind of might give the prince in Clash Royale and I 05:00:33.420 --> 05:00:36.420 I literally had personal beef with the prince in Clash Royale. 05:00:36.420 --> 05:00:38.420 What would the prince do? 05:00:38.420 --> 05:00:40.420 Ba-da-da-da-ding, ba-da-da-da-ding, ba-da-da-da-ding, ba-da-da-da-ding. 05:00:40.420 --> 05:00:43.420 And he would just sprint at you, ba-da-da-ding-da-ding. 05:00:43.420 --> 05:00:46.420 And he would go 100 miles an hour. He would just fucking charge at you. 05:00:46.420 --> 05:00:48.420 He was literally eight. 05:00:48.420 --> 05:00:50.420 Isn't that the hog rider? 05:00:52.420 --> 05:00:55.420 No. The hog rider goes, hog-ra-da. 05:00:55.420 --> 05:01:00.420 The prince goes, ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra. 05:01:00.420 --> 05:01:08.600 Dude, dude, can I just say what we're all thinking what hog rider has some crazy fucking dick game like we can already tell you know what I mean 05:01:08.900 --> 05:01:14.620 Yo, what the fuck is that even supposed to mean? Well, dude, it means what it means like do you disagree? 05:01:15.500 --> 05:01:21.180 Bro, I don't think about an inanimate object penis, bro. Oh my god. Wait. Oh 05:01:22.300 --> 05:01:24.300 My god, don't that's your actual again 05:01:24.300 --> 05:01:33.100 No, dude, like just in early game, I'm gonna actually play a game of clash. Okay, do it 05:01:33.100 --> 05:01:39.780 Yeah, if you play a class of plans you're an NPC chat. Let's see if I still got it 05:01:39.780 --> 05:01:43.460 Let's see if I still got it. Let's see if I still got it y'all 05:01:43.460 --> 05:01:48.580 But isn't classroom pay-to-win like you just buy all the OP shit and then you just win the game 05:01:48.580 --> 05:02:00.220 Yes, but to an extent like okay if you pay the win like okay there's probably 05:02:00.220 --> 05:02:05.620 realistically one to two hundred a thousand people with max debts maybe 05:02:05.620 --> 05:02:14.100 more maybe more so like okay yeah so like let's say you're on a fresh account 05:02:14.100 --> 05:02:18.500 and I'm on like a pay-to-win account but I win again soon and one be one 05:02:18.500 --> 05:02:23.500 Um, well, you would lose every time because we would do a friendly battle and our levels would be even. 05:02:24.500 --> 05:02:29.000 Okay, but it seemed it wasn't a friendly battle and I met you on the water. Would I just run your shit in? 05:02:30.500 --> 05:02:38.000 Don't test. You would never beat me in this game. If you have zero experience, you would never beat me in this game, dude. 05:02:38.000 --> 05:02:42.000 Jinxy, it's a game for toddlers, bro. I would fucking destroy you. 05:02:42.500 --> 05:02:46.500 Yo, buddy, buddy, buddy, watch that shit. Seriously. 05:02:46.500 --> 05:02:49.380 You wouldn't beat me in Clash, it's not a toddler, okay. 05:02:49.380 --> 05:02:56.340 Jinxie, if I can get Challenger and League of Legends, I could run your shit in Clash, no doubt, bro. 05:02:56.340 --> 05:03:00.340 All you have to do is drag a fucking ability to the fucking board. 05:03:00.340 --> 05:03:05.540 Mio, beta, you're comparing a MOBA to a fucking strategic phone game. 05:03:05.540 --> 05:03:12.660 Bro, Clash Royale is closer to chess than... fuck, my brain exploded, I don't even know what else to say. 05:03:12.660 --> 05:03:16.940 Do you think chess is a hard game five year olds become the highest rank in that shit? 05:03:17.180 --> 05:03:25.340 Yeah, five year old prodigies like Magnus Carlson. You fucking idiot. Okay, so name me one five year old prodigy that hit challenger and league none 05:03:30.100 --> 05:03:36.500 You actually have a good point bro Jack this is why using dagger duchess is literally the worst thing you could do ever 05:03:36.940 --> 05:03:41.060 Look, bro. His princesses can shoot. Why would you willingly use dagger duchess? 05:03:42.660 --> 05:03:44.660 I 05:03:47.340 --> 05:03:49.340 Okay, I'm a top 05:03:49.800 --> 05:03:54.860 What's my prime in class shot top 7200 my prime and clash is top 7200 05:03:55.220 --> 05:04:02.300 The highest I've ever peaked at is like top 70 global my highest peak in clash is higher than your highest peak in league buddy 05:04:02.980 --> 05:04:08.180 Jensie, I'm not gonna lie bro. You could be talking tight like Chinese to me for all. I know what you're saying right now, dude 05:04:08.180 --> 05:04:11.800 these words have no meaning I've never played the game before like I used to 05:04:11.800 --> 05:04:20.740 play how shitting when I was young yo yelling yo my 05:04:20.740 --> 05:04:24.580 that's that's that's my peak in class right now it's top 1700 what's your 05:04:24.580 --> 05:04:34.340 peak in league uh rank 30 Korea okay I just got logged in the living okay but 05:04:34.340 --> 05:04:40.400 my peak in siege is one wait really yeah I hit number one champion like four 05:04:40.400 --> 05:04:44.360 seasons ago chat remember the 24-hour stream wait was that the beginning of 05:04:44.360 --> 05:04:48.080 the season when everyone's like a low rank though yes yeah that's the same time 05:04:48.080 --> 05:04:57.040 I had ranked 30 Korea hey dude it's still gonna though still got it though okay 05:04:57.040 --> 05:04:59.960 this guy goes go to the back and sing on like so so we know he's a toddler who's 05:04:59.960 --> 05:05:03.640 literally breathing like out of his fucking mouth so now I can just go 05:05:03.640 --> 05:05:05.640 minifuckin laid on the gold and the games over 05:05:06.640 --> 05:05:10.120 Dude, Jinxie, why are you acting like it's a strategic game, bro? 05:05:10.120 --> 05:05:16.440 All you do is just drop shit on the board and hope it sticks because it's literally classified as a strategic game 05:05:16.440 --> 05:05:23.040 Yo, bro, I know your whole thing that says to like literally just be a dumbass bro. Hey, don't just clash bro 05:05:23.080 --> 05:05:25.400 This is strategic fucking game, buddy 05:05:25.920 --> 05:05:29.320 Dude, Jinxie the only strategic thing about clash Royale is 05:05:29.320 --> 05:05:34.320 Is budgeting your paycheck to be able to afford being competitive or also being able to pay your fucking rent? 05:05:34.320 --> 05:05:38.320 Okay, I'm not gonna lie, you're actually clocking classes to you right now. 05:05:38.320 --> 05:05:41.320 You're actually clocking their teeth. 05:05:41.320 --> 05:05:47.320 Bro, but, Miho, I got, Miho, I got top 1700, bro, could you give me some flowers? 05:05:47.320 --> 05:05:52.320 Yeah, I got you. I'll give you the flowers for that. Share your screen, my game just ended, I wanna watch. 05:05:52.320 --> 05:05:56.320 Oh wait, have you ever watched class gameplay before or no? 05:05:56.320 --> 05:06:02.240 Um, I mean, I think I've watched like that one clip of you with Ron when he was using the arrows 05:06:03.020 --> 05:06:07.080 Yeah, the one where he was shouting fireball and aimlessly firing fireballs around 05:06:07.740 --> 05:06:09.740 Yeah, that one 05:06:09.980 --> 05:06:11.700 I'm gonna give you an inside the mind 05:06:11.700 --> 05:06:17.460 So basically my opponent is fucking horrible at the game and they're using an off matter of dog shit back 05:06:17.660 --> 05:06:22.500 But I'm gonna go quick minions here to distract the inferno dragon that way he doesn't DPS my boulder 05:06:22.500 --> 05:06:29.120 Well, Jinxie, Jinxie, hold on. What if he's just not as fortunate as other people and he can't afford the meta decks? 05:06:31.060 --> 05:06:33.300 Okay, well now you just made me feel like a piece of shit. 05:06:35.820 --> 05:06:39.660 Dude, what if he's sitting there and he can't even afford to pay rent this month? 05:06:39.660 --> 05:06:40.160 Yo, okay. 05:06:40.160 --> 05:06:46.740 And his mom's going hungry every night and you're sitting here just shitting on him with a meta deck because you paid $1,000. 05:06:47.460 --> 05:06:49.960 Okay, okay, yes. Now I feel like a piece of shit. 05:06:52.500 --> 05:07:00.780 Okay, but I mean this is just basically just a free win for the boys nothing crazy. Just keep it simple 05:07:01.860 --> 05:07:04.260 GG's man. Alright, Johnten, are you ready for some league buddy? 05:07:04.820 --> 05:07:10.900 Bro, are you ready for some league? Bro, you like you're close to fucking iron lunging 05:07:10.900 --> 05:07:17.020 So you're gonna be peeking. Yo, uh, miho, I believe I'm two wins away from iron one right now 05:07:18.620 --> 05:07:21.940 Whoa Johnten! LCS playoffs dude! 05:07:22.500 --> 05:07:27.380 Yo chat me and doctors are gonna be watch part in some of the LCS games guys 05:07:28.500 --> 05:07:32.300 Yeah, I'm gonna be honest James. See we might have to get our shit together for that 05:07:32.300 --> 05:07:37.180 Okay, don't lump me in with you, bro. You need to get your shit together 05:07:41.100 --> 05:07:47.820 Bro, so chat in LCS, bro, there is like sponsorships and like we have to be PR 05:07:47.820 --> 05:07:55.820 We're not even getting paid, but like if we watch party LCS chat, we actually need to be PR. We need to be like PR, dude. 05:07:55.820 --> 05:08:00.820 So, yeah, don't test. You can't be talking about Teemo mains, man. 05:08:00.820 --> 05:08:11.820 Yeah, but, dude, GenC, GenC, GenC. What if, what if I give such like a graphic sexual description about what two of the league champions are doing to each other, 05:08:11.820 --> 05:08:17.700 other that then the companies end up giving more money to riot because they're like, yo, 05:08:17.700 --> 05:08:20.840 we sponsored you for this amount, but these guys are funny as fuck. 05:08:20.840 --> 05:08:22.440 So we're going to give you more money. 05:08:22.440 --> 05:08:27.140 So it's like, maybe it could have an unintended side consequence. 05:08:27.140 --> 05:08:28.140 Does that make sense? 05:08:28.140 --> 05:08:29.140 Okay. 05:08:29.140 --> 05:08:34.100 This is actually not a bad shout out to you, yo, Dantes, what food would you order if you 05:08:34.100 --> 05:08:35.180 were me? 05:08:35.180 --> 05:08:43.180 Would you order chilies, McDonald's, Kobe, Japanese steakhouse, Chipotle, Mexican grill, 05:08:43.180 --> 05:08:46.900 or Wendy's? 05:08:46.900 --> 05:08:50.340 I'd order a fucking two game win she can put the fucking phone down. 05:08:50.340 --> 05:08:52.900 Why do you deserve to eat if you're not iron one yet? 05:08:52.900 --> 05:08:55.020 Yes sir, I put the phone down. 05:08:55.020 --> 05:08:57.660 And you better not fucking order Jinxie. 05:08:57.660 --> 05:09:01.500 Like don't think that just because this is the first coach in a few days they're gonna 05:09:01.500 --> 05:09:02.500 be fucking slacking. 05:09:02.500 --> 05:09:03.500 Do you understand me? 05:09:03.500 --> 05:09:04.500 Yes. 05:09:04.500 --> 05:09:07.780 Yep, coach, I, voila, I just put my photo away. 05:09:07.780 --> 05:09:10.300 All right, I'm gonna go tinkle, BRB guys. 05:09:10.300 --> 05:09:12.420 No losing tonight, hive mind. 05:09:12.420 --> 05:09:15.260 I need you to select Warwick and ban Ramis. 05:09:15.260 --> 05:09:18.620 If you don't do that, I will end you in GTA. 05:09:22.700 --> 05:09:24.180 Okay, now listen to me, hi boys. 05:09:24.180 --> 05:09:26.180 What you're gonna do is you're gonna walk in Diana 05:09:26.180 --> 05:09:28.820 and you're gonna ban Warwick so he doesn't play it. 05:09:28.820 --> 05:09:30.780 Diana's getting buff next patch 05:09:30.780 --> 05:09:32.980 and Jinx is gonna have to learn how to play it. 05:09:32.980 --> 05:09:37.700 He was already really good at it last time and we got to make sure that he actually plays it properly 05:09:38.100 --> 05:09:43.540 Like i'm telling you this is one of those times where he's gonna sit there and he's gonna like actually learn 05:09:44.900 --> 05:09:52.980 Like i'm telling guys listen he needs to learn diana. It's literally getting fucking buffed bro. Like it is literally getting buffed 05:09:54.100 --> 05:09:59.300 So we we need to get him off the wick for a little bit because like if he becomes like a warwick crutch 05:09:59.300 --> 05:10:04.380 Then the same thing is going to happen that happens to him in Siege with shotguns, you know what I mean? 05:10:04.380 --> 05:10:10.860 We cannot have him be a Warwick crutch and leap. It cannot happen. He needs to actually get his shit together. 05:10:15.300 --> 05:10:19.420 All right, now Vyze, ban Warwick. Yep, you're gonna ban Warwick now. 05:10:19.420 --> 05:10:25.760 And then I want you to trade with the top laner's pick. Go the first one, bonus damage, yep, that one. Perfect. 05:10:25.760 --> 05:10:31.680 Okay, good. So now you're gonna ban Warwick. Yep, and then you're gonna trade pick with your top laner 05:10:34.680 --> 05:10:39.580 Guys if Jinx he didn't want this he wouldn't be he wouldn't be vaping right now 05:10:39.960 --> 05:10:46.480 Every single thing that happens is a choice, right? So Jinx see going to the bathroom. Oh god 05:10:46.480 --> 05:10:50.360 He's just use what we're gonna do if I don't get wait what? 05:10:50.360 --> 05:11:03.160 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 05:11:03.160 --> 05:11:08.120 I lead for 30 seconds and Master Yi and Warwick get banned. 05:11:08.120 --> 05:11:10.040 Don't say what should I do? 05:11:10.040 --> 05:11:13.480 Well, okay, so Jinxy, what happened was is why you were gone? 05:11:13.480 --> 05:11:17.480 Hi Vyze actually typed in the chat and he was like, hey guys, time to fuck with Jinxy 05:11:17.480 --> 05:11:18.480 again. 05:11:18.480 --> 05:11:21.800 just bands warwick and says, let's put him on Diana. 05:11:21.800 --> 05:11:23.920 He had a lot of fun on that last time. 05:11:23.920 --> 05:11:25.840 And then your teammate banned Masry. 05:11:25.840 --> 05:11:28.240 So now you're going to have to second time Diana 05:11:28.240 --> 05:11:31.600 because high buys decided that this was going to happen this 05:11:31.600 --> 05:11:32.440 game. 05:11:32.440 --> 05:11:35.080 But don't test. 05:11:35.080 --> 05:11:36.440 There's no chat history. 05:11:36.440 --> 05:11:37.920 There's no chat logs. 05:11:37.920 --> 05:11:39.560 No one's even going to look. 05:11:39.560 --> 05:11:45.320 No, he typed it in the stream. 05:11:45.320 --> 05:11:48.620 So let me get this straight down, Pess. 05:11:48.620 --> 05:11:51.940 I leave my setup for 25 seconds. 05:11:51.940 --> 05:11:56.980 I come back, Master Yi's gone, and Warwick are gone. 05:11:56.980 --> 05:11:59.220 Dude, walk in Diana. 05:11:59.220 --> 05:12:01.620 Jinxie walk in Diana, please walk in Diana. 05:12:01.620 --> 05:12:04.620 Jinxie, please walk in Diana, please walk in Diana. 05:12:04.620 --> 05:12:08.220 OK, but I need to get to the bottom of this, because high-vives. 05:12:08.220 --> 05:12:10.620 If I picked Warwick, why would my team ban it? 05:12:10.620 --> 05:12:11.900 What'd you pick, high-vives? 05:12:11.900 --> 05:12:13.020 No, no. 05:12:13.020 --> 05:12:15.020 High-vives band Warwick 05:12:18.300 --> 05:12:21.700 Say voila voila high-vives band Warwick 05:12:22.660 --> 05:12:24.660 High-vives you get the phone call 05:12:25.260 --> 05:12:27.380 High-vives you get the fucking phone call 05:12:28.380 --> 05:12:32.540 Okay, okay, let's shut shut shut shut the shut the fuck up 05:12:43.020 --> 05:12:52.140 You sound awfully skipper today. Yo, hi guys. Where's my warwick at bro? Where's 05:12:52.140 --> 05:12:55.660 my warwick at? 05:13:07.500 --> 05:13:11.580 So you're saying I should beat the shit out of my coach? 05:13:11.580 --> 05:13:14.860 Yes, your coach is blaming you on me as an out. 05:13:14.860 --> 05:13:17.300 First of all, there's a lot of red flags to the story. 05:13:17.300 --> 05:13:19.500 One, nobody typed. 05:13:19.500 --> 05:13:23.420 Two, I don't even know what characters to select. 05:13:23.420 --> 05:13:24.980 Because I don't play the game. 05:13:24.980 --> 05:13:27.980 And three, he's a piece of shit. 05:13:27.980 --> 05:13:28.480 Great. 05:13:28.480 --> 05:13:29.300 My eyes. 05:13:29.300 --> 05:13:29.800 Great. 05:13:29.800 --> 05:13:34.100 Yo, Dantez, I'm going to have your ass on a stick. 05:13:34.100 --> 05:13:36.260 Why am I on Diana? 05:13:36.260 --> 05:13:39.060 Jinxie, jinxie, jinxie, jinxie. 05:13:39.060 --> 05:13:42.240 Buy, buy your smite, buy your smite, buy your smite. 05:13:42.240 --> 05:13:45.320 Jinxie listen to me, what's worse, what's worse? 05:13:45.320 --> 05:13:48.800 Is it worse that I lied to you about High Vise 05:13:48.800 --> 05:13:50.720 doing all those awful things, 05:13:50.720 --> 05:13:53.080 or the fact that High Vise is a snitch? 05:13:53.080 --> 05:13:54.960 What's actually worse, think about it. 05:13:56.360 --> 05:13:58.260 You lying about all of those things. 05:13:59.280 --> 05:14:00.480 Okay, fair point. 05:14:00.480 --> 05:14:03.280 So listen, the reason why you're on Diana this game, Jinxie, 05:14:03.280 --> 05:14:05.480 is because we're gonna get to an elo soon, 05:14:05.480 --> 05:14:07.280 where Warwick is gonna start getting bad. 05:14:07.280 --> 05:14:13.620 And Diana, I really liked your Diana gameplay last time, and she's getting buffed next patch, okay? 05:14:13.620 --> 05:14:16.120 Yo, buddy! Hey, buddy, buddy, buddy! 05:14:16.120 --> 05:14:20.160 I don't give a crud! I've been going hammies with Warwick! 05:14:20.160 --> 05:14:21.820 What the hell? 05:14:21.820 --> 05:14:25.340 Jinxy, but it's like you with shotguns in Siege, bro! 05:14:25.340 --> 05:14:30.200 NO! WATCH THAT SHIT! WATCH THAT SHIT! 05:14:30.200 --> 05:14:32.200 I'm not a shotgun one-trick! 05:14:33.980 --> 05:14:35.980 Okay, listen. 05:14:35.980 --> 05:14:41.980 Jinxie, if shotguns could get banned in Siege, what rank do you think you would be? 05:14:41.980 --> 05:14:45.980 Champion! Literally! On God! Champion! On God! 05:14:45.980 --> 05:14:48.980 Have you ever hit champion without shotguns? 05:14:48.980 --> 05:14:51.980 That's not possible! They've been in the game! 05:14:51.980 --> 05:14:59.980 Nobody have you ever done it! Have you ever done a challenge? Press W, where you haven't hit champion without shotguns. Be honest! 05:14:59.980 --> 05:15:04.980 Why would anyone ever do that? Look, I have to make rotations. Why would anyone ever do that? 05:15:04.980 --> 05:15:11.740 anyone ever do that yo bro bro bro hey hey bro I'm cool with the coaching man 05:15:11.740 --> 05:15:20.820 I'm cool with thank God thank fucking God thank God honestly oh my god yo listen 05:15:20.820 --> 05:15:26.460 don't no no hey don't touch my whirlwind I'm about to be two wins away from 05:15:26.460 --> 05:15:31.700 fucking iron one as you would say buddy buddy buddy listen listen bro let me 05:15:31.700 --> 05:15:36.220 myself crystal clear if warwick gets banned sure I'll give Diana a little bit 05:15:36.220 --> 05:15:41.260 of a dab I sucked it with master key I'm never playing him again but don't fucking 05:15:41.260 --> 05:15:46.940 ban warwick buddy okay jing see jing see imagine you're in a plane and the plane 05:15:46.940 --> 05:15:51.660 crashes right and you have a professional would I imagine that because 05:15:51.660 --> 05:15:55.940 wouldn't I just instantly blow up and die no jing see listen to the fucking story 05:15:55.940 --> 05:15:56.940 Now! 05:15:56.940 --> 05:16:04.540 Imagine you're in a plane and the plane crashes on an island, okay? 05:16:04.540 --> 05:16:07.660 And then as it crashes, there are only two survivors. 05:16:07.660 --> 05:16:11.060 You and a professional farmer, right? 05:16:11.060 --> 05:16:16.100 You playing Warwick every game is like you killing that professional farmer and eating 05:16:16.100 --> 05:16:17.500 them for food. 05:16:17.500 --> 05:16:24.700 But if you would leave them alive, even though sand isn't as tasty as human meat, long term 05:16:24.700 --> 05:16:27.400 You get a good sustenance. 05:16:27.600 --> 05:16:31.400 It's the same concept by you playing warwick. 05:16:31.500 --> 05:16:35.400 It's like you're getting short term gratification, but you're not getting the 05:16:35.400 --> 05:16:36.700 long term gratification. 05:16:36.700 --> 05:16:37.600 Does that make sense? 05:16:38.800 --> 05:16:39.800 Bro buddy, buddy. 05:16:39.800 --> 05:16:41.400 I just want to get bronze, dude. 05:16:41.800 --> 05:16:42.600 The fuck. 05:16:44.700 --> 05:16:45.700 Dude, it Jinxie. 05:16:45.700 --> 05:16:49.700 Listen, you want to get bronze, but do you want to get sober after? 05:16:50.900 --> 05:16:51.500 Yes, bro. 05:16:51.500 --> 05:16:52.500 I want to pass Ludwig. 05:16:52.500 --> 05:16:53.200 You know that. 05:16:53.200 --> 05:16:57.840 Yes, so Jinxie, let me tell you Ludwig, he can only play one champion 05:16:58.600 --> 05:17:05.740 Moderately decently and that's a moomoo if we get you on three champs and they're all 1v9 demon carries 05:17:05.760 --> 05:17:10.400 Do you understand the kind of damage you could cause? It's like we get a toddler 05:17:10.400 --> 05:17:14.600 We inject him full of steroids and we let him loosen the shoots of New York 05:17:14.680 --> 05:17:18.920 That's gonna be you Jinxie at LCS finals. Wait, am I? 05:17:19.560 --> 05:17:21.560 Am I the toddler? 05:17:21.560 --> 05:17:25.560 Yes. Yo. Yo, yo, yo, yo, girl. 05:17:25.560 --> 05:17:29.560 Uh, I like the analogy. Can I not be a fucking infant? 05:17:29.560 --> 05:17:34.560 Look, bro, Jincy, you're iron right now! Do you understand? 05:17:34.560 --> 05:17:37.560 Yeah, what's so bad about iron? Why do you always say iron? 05:17:37.560 --> 05:17:41.560 It's not bad, but it's like you're in the beginning processes. 05:17:41.560 --> 05:17:45.560 Jincy, it's like you just fertilize the womb and you're the embryo. 05:17:45.560 --> 05:17:49.560 Iron, you're the embryo, bro. And we need to sit down. 05:17:49.560 --> 05:17:52.920 We need to make sure that you have the best sperm inside of you 05:17:52.920 --> 05:17:55.160 to make sure that you develop properly. 05:17:55.160 --> 05:17:57.320 Does that make sense? 05:17:57.320 --> 05:17:59.320 Yeah, but dude, don't be mean to irons, bro. 05:17:59.320 --> 05:18:00.440 Hey, we're people too. 05:18:00.440 --> 05:18:02.320 Irons are people also. 05:18:02.320 --> 05:18:04.440 Buddy, and there's a lot of us, dude. 05:18:04.440 --> 05:18:06.040 Irons are people too, Chad. 05:18:06.040 --> 05:18:08.720 I'm going to stand up for us, man. 05:18:08.720 --> 05:18:10.240 Irons are people, bro. 05:18:10.240 --> 05:18:12.320 And we have rights, OK? 05:18:12.320 --> 05:18:15.880 You can't just walk all over us and shit on our forehead 05:18:15.880 --> 05:18:17.880 and call us toddlers, bro. 05:18:17.880 --> 05:18:21.000 Maybe we're iron because maybe we're good at other games, dude. 05:18:21.480 --> 05:18:23.800 Maybe we're iron because we have a girlfriend. 05:18:24.320 --> 05:18:27.720 Maybe we're iron because we leave our house, okay? 05:18:28.080 --> 05:18:30.680 Maybe we're iron because we have a social life, man. 05:18:31.120 --> 05:18:33.600 Stop being so frickin' mean to irons, bro. 05:18:33.920 --> 05:18:37.480 Not everybody dumps 36,000 hours into League of Legends, buddy. 05:18:37.840 --> 05:18:39.800 Why is my entire chat disagreeing with me? 05:18:40.240 --> 05:18:45.600 Jinxie, 80% of iron players don't have the right amount of chromosomes. 05:18:45.600 --> 05:18:48.000 And that is a statistic fact. 05:18:49.000 --> 05:18:50.700 I'm gonna disagree. 05:18:50.700 --> 05:18:51.800 No, no. 05:18:51.800 --> 05:18:55.200 Hey, I'm gonna actually disagree with you on that, man. 05:18:55.200 --> 05:18:57.800 Jynxxy, facts don't care about your feelings, bro. 05:18:57.800 --> 05:18:58.800 It's a statistic fact. 05:18:58.800 --> 05:19:00.700 What are you, Ben Shapiro, dude? 05:19:00.700 --> 05:19:02.800 Yo, lock it in the game, bro. 05:19:03.400 --> 05:19:05.000 Okay, alright. 05:19:05.000 --> 05:19:06.700 Let's talk to Bob Folkare. 05:19:06.700 --> 05:19:07.700 You ready for this? 05:19:08.000 --> 05:19:09.600 Yo, but bro, just not us. 05:19:09.600 --> 05:19:10.600 Hey, come on. 05:19:10.600 --> 05:19:10.900 Yep. 05:19:10.900 --> 05:19:12.100 Irons are people too, man. 05:19:12.100 --> 05:19:13.100 Be nice to us, bro. 05:19:13.400 --> 05:19:15.400 Yeah, but Jynxxy, imagine when you're bronze. 05:19:15.400 --> 05:19:19.080 When you're bronze, you won't have to grandstand about irons having human rights anymore. 05:19:19.080 --> 05:19:23.880 You can sit there and say that they deserve nothing except to be stepped on by everyone around them 05:19:23.880 --> 05:19:27.400 and used as cannon fodder in the fucking, in the artillery cannons. 05:19:29.800 --> 05:19:34.200 So, Dates, you're basically saying iron serves zero purpose instead of playing. 05:19:35.400 --> 05:19:38.840 The only purpose iron- oh, it's my this, my this, my this, my this, my this, it's gonna be set, 05:19:38.840 --> 05:19:45.460 That's my toys. Okay. The only purpose that iron players serve jing see is to give bronze players free wins 05:19:45.580 --> 05:19:52.540 It's like fish eat bigger fish the only purpose that bronze players serve is to give silvers free wins 05:19:52.660 --> 05:19:59.940 There is always a better league player than you and he's gonna take your LP. So it's about you getting better. What are you doing? 05:20:01.140 --> 05:20:03.380 Well, what what the fuck just happened? 05:20:03.380 --> 05:20:06.380 I'm not sure, my my my my my my danger is crash, I'm good. 05:20:06.380 --> 05:20:08.380 Okay, okay, you're good now. 05:20:08.380 --> 05:20:11.380 So the only point of bronze is to feed silvers, you said? 05:20:11.380 --> 05:20:13.380 Yes, exactly. 05:20:13.380 --> 05:20:18.380 It's like, okay, you know how in the ocean, there's like sardines? 05:20:18.380 --> 05:20:21.380 I thought those come in cans. 05:20:21.380 --> 05:20:24.380 Yeah, but Jinxie, where the fuck do you think they come from? 05:20:24.380 --> 05:20:26.380 Before the cans! 05:20:26.380 --> 05:20:27.380 Thomas! 05:20:27.380 --> 05:20:30.380 Oh, that actually makes sense, okay. 05:20:30.380 --> 05:20:35.300 okay so it's like think of it this way as an iron player you're like a little 05:20:35.300 --> 05:20:39.640 sardine swimming through the ocean until a big red snapper comes up behind you 05:20:39.640 --> 05:20:43.100 and starts dicking you down with his fish cough 05:20:43.100 --> 05:20:48.820 okay does that make sense yes and then when you're a silver you're like that 05:20:48.820 --> 05:20:55.820 red snapper getting dicked down and fucked on by a dolphin oh okay and then 05:20:55.820 --> 05:20:59.940 when you're when you're the dolphin right now you walk around and you're 05:20:59.940 --> 05:21:03.780 getting dicked down and fucked on by a great white shark. Does that make sense? 05:21:03.780 --> 05:21:11.260 Yeah, okay. Exactly. And that's what it's like playing League of Legends. So it's all 05:21:11.260 --> 05:21:19.500 just one big like sex organization. Yes, exactly. No, no, no, no. Like it's like one 05:21:19.500 --> 05:21:25.540 it's one big ecosystem of like who gets to bang you. Exactly. Yes. Yes. It's like, 05:21:25.540 --> 05:21:33.540 Listen, loading into a game of League is like you're entering a gang bang, except you don't know who's going to get fucked. 05:21:33.540 --> 05:21:40.540 Okay, go for this. Go in, go in! Go in! Go in! Please! E, hold Q. 05:21:40.540 --> 05:21:45.540 Oh my. E. Okay, back up. Okay. 05:21:45.540 --> 05:21:50.540 Okay. No, no, don't take the wave. Go for the barcrab. Barcrab. 05:21:50.540 --> 05:21:53.540 My team doesn't deserve gold bro, you're setting me aside. 05:21:53.540 --> 05:21:56.540 Okay, why are we flashing? 05:21:56.540 --> 05:22:00.540 Uh, I'm flashing so I don't get... 05:22:00.540 --> 05:22:03.540 I'm flashing because I'm Ivern bro, what do you want me to say? 05:22:03.540 --> 05:22:05.540 Alright, that's fine, that's good. 05:22:05.540 --> 05:22:10.540 So now you're gonna go for the crab and then you're gonna reset, okay? 05:22:10.540 --> 05:22:18.540 So now Jinx, what you're gonna do as punishment is while you're recalling, I want you to start jiggling your body. 05:22:18.540 --> 05:22:20.540 Are you doing it? 05:22:21.320 --> 05:22:27.220 Yes, I jiggled I jiggled. Okay, good. So now what we're gonna have to do is I want to explain to you something, okay? 05:22:27.980 --> 05:22:31.520 Do you see how right now it says you have three hundred and eighty gold? 05:22:32.500 --> 05:22:34.140 Yeah, what's the problem, man? 05:22:34.140 --> 05:22:39.360 So the thing is that when you leave base you always want to make sure you spend all your gold, right? 05:22:39.500 --> 05:22:45.620 Think of gold like money in real life, right? Like let's say you're going around and you're paying for let's say 05:22:45.620 --> 05:22:54.180 I don't know syringes right it's full of black tar heroin to inject into all the people that bullied you through our entire life 05:22:54.180 --> 05:22:57.140 And kill them we don't want to leave the drug dealer with 05:22:57.700 --> 05:23:02.300 $300 in the in the in the fucking pocket right we want to make sure that we spend all of it 05:23:02.300 --> 05:23:08.740 So as many of the people that made our lives miserable will find a way to fucking suffer for their sins does that make sense? 05:23:08.740 --> 05:23:18.740 And it's the same with League of Legends. So when you're leaving base, you always want to make sure that you spend all your gold 05:23:18.740 --> 05:23:25.740 because they are going to want to make you suffer. And the more gold that you have spent, the stronger you are. 05:23:25.740 --> 05:23:26.740 Do you see what I mean? 05:23:26.740 --> 05:23:29.740 Yes, got it. Yes, sir. Understood, sir. Always leave with zero. 05:23:29.740 --> 05:23:30.740 Exactly, yes. 05:23:30.740 --> 05:23:33.740 So you're not even buying the shitty boots. You're not even buying the shitty boots. 05:23:33.740 --> 05:23:39.740 Yeah, but Jinxie, listen, listen. What if I told you that the shitty boots aren't actually shitty boots? 05:23:39.740 --> 05:23:43.740 What if I told you movement speed is the most broken stat in the entire game? 05:23:43.740 --> 05:23:45.740 That's... really? 05:23:45.740 --> 05:23:52.740 Think about this one, okay? Imagine movement speed in League of Legends like bullet travel speed in like Rainbow Six. 05:23:52.740 --> 05:23:59.740 Imagine different guns had different speeds on which the bullets travel. Which ones would be able to kill other people first? 05:23:59.740 --> 05:24:01.740 Fast bullets and killing faster. 05:24:01.740 --> 05:24:07.500 Exactly and it's the same with league because the thing is that when you you are faster in the game you can dodge skill shots 05:24:07.500 --> 05:24:12.780 You can minefield down press up and chase him press up and chase him press up and chase this old fuck chase him chase him 05:24:15.980 --> 05:24:18.300 Okay, so you start out when you press E nice 05:24:19.260 --> 05:24:21.260 Okay 05:24:21.260 --> 05:24:24.660 Chase who I can't catch it. What the fuck are you talking like bro? 05:24:25.300 --> 05:24:29.660 Stay on hacker a man. Seriously. I would have gave up if you just told me to give up 05:24:29.660 --> 05:24:35.580 Well you said to chase him, I can't get to him bro, you fucking idiot, you idiot! 05:24:38.060 --> 05:24:40.460 I'm sorry bro, I don't know what I feel like. 05:24:40.460 --> 05:24:42.540 Jinxy, can I ask you a question? 05:24:42.540 --> 05:24:43.180 Yes, what's up? 05:24:43.980 --> 05:24:48.300 Okay, do you think the first man that went to the end of the rainbow 05:24:48.300 --> 05:24:52.540 was the first guy that ended up fucking the leprechaun in the ass and sealing all this pot of gold? 05:24:54.060 --> 05:24:56.060 Yes, the first guy to get there, yeah. 05:24:56.060 --> 05:25:03.420 No, no, he wasn't Jinxie, but it was the guy that never stopped chasing the end of a rainbow that managed to get that Leprosy. 05:25:03.420 --> 05:25:06.940 Does that make sense? And it's the same thing with League of Legends. 05:25:06.940 --> 05:25:07.820 It's not? 05:25:07.820 --> 05:25:08.460 Alright. 05:25:08.460 --> 05:25:10.060 Did you just say Leprosy? 05:25:11.100 --> 05:25:14.380 Well, yeah, Leprechaun Ossie. Leprosy. 05:25:17.740 --> 05:25:22.620 It's like, you know how like Thumbboys, it's like Butthole Ossie, like Bussie? 05:25:22.620 --> 05:25:23.580 Bussie, yes, yes. 05:25:23.580 --> 05:25:30.580 Okay, so now Jinxie, while you clear your bulbs, I want you to start winking your hole. 05:25:30.580 --> 05:25:32.580 What is going on? 05:25:32.580 --> 05:25:38.580 Please, you're going to have to start like holding it and then pushing out and you're 05:25:38.580 --> 05:25:42.580 going to do this really fast until your asshole starts winking. 05:25:42.580 --> 05:25:45.580 Does that make sense? 05:25:45.580 --> 05:25:48.580 Bro, did Faker do any of this shit, bro? 05:25:48.580 --> 05:25:50.580 like 05:25:50.780 --> 05:25:52.280 Let me ask you a better question 05:25:52.280 --> 05:25:56.100 Do you think faker would have ever doubted his coaches if you really want to become the best? 05:25:56.100 --> 05:25:59.940 No, probably not bro. No, so start winking your fucking 05:26:03.940 --> 05:26:08.640 No, dude, you do it internally. It's like imagine trying to push and pull 05:26:11.260 --> 05:26:17.640 So push and pull to my ass. Yes, exactly and then you it's like it starts winking 05:26:18.580 --> 05:26:24.580 look bro, let me focus on the game, you already emptied me once, please 05:26:24.580 --> 05:26:29.580 jingzy, why were you bouncing up and down in your chair? 05:26:29.580 --> 05:26:31.580 because I'm winking my hole bro 05:26:31.580 --> 05:26:35.580 okay, alright fine, okay so listen, this is what we're going to do now, okay? 05:26:35.580 --> 05:26:39.580 you're going to play for the crugs, after the crugs we're going to have to have you reset and look on the grubs, okay? 05:26:39.580 --> 05:26:43.580 what if I told you not to press, I already knew that 05:26:43.580 --> 05:26:47.580 did you, wait did you really? 05:26:47.580 --> 05:26:50.940 Okay, so I'm gonna ask you a question. What's the play after grubs that and talk to me? 05:26:52.840 --> 05:26:58.860 Well, we have to we have to like the reason why you're a heck of a player bro is because you don't assess what's in front of me 05:26:59.460 --> 05:27:04.140 The thing is I it changes in the fly dude. I don't know what if the next place 05:27:04.420 --> 05:27:08.220 It's probably for me gonna be a topgank because it's more or no not a topgank 05:27:08.220 --> 05:27:12.340 Sorry, it's probably gonna be Scott and then I'm just gonna work from this quadrant here, bro 05:27:12.340 --> 05:27:18.300 Jinxie, you know what it feels like when you talk to me and you say, oh, a hechrom player 05:27:18.300 --> 05:27:21.300 in the tribe like making me understand the game? 05:27:21.300 --> 05:27:22.300 Yes. 05:27:22.300 --> 05:27:27.660 It's like, imagine, I'm like the karate master and I have my own dojo and then one day this 05:27:27.660 --> 05:27:33.900 like mentally like a not all there kid with like a white belt walks in and because he 05:27:33.900 --> 05:27:39.980 manages to get one proper fucking like karate chop, he thinks that now he's a fucking king 05:27:39.980 --> 05:27:46.300 Shit, and he starts challenging the dojo sensei, but do you know what the dojo sensei has to do now to that guy? 05:27:49.740 --> 05:27:54.640 Okay, well run away run away he's invincible run away run away run away. I just run away run away 05:27:55.260 --> 05:28:02.060 Okay, I'm fine. Okay. Okay. They can turn just auto your Q sub in one second hold Q hold Q 05:28:02.060 --> 05:28:04.060 Why didn't you fight?! 05:28:04.060 --> 05:28:06.060 I would have died, bro. You're a hack-a-lanke player. 05:28:06.060 --> 05:28:08.060 Please let me play the game. 05:28:08.060 --> 05:28:12.060 Dinksy, I'm not kidding. If I hear you said that one more fucking time, bro, 05:28:12.060 --> 05:28:16.060 Tarzan Springs might not be the only place that you have to worry for your life inside of. 05:28:16.060 --> 05:28:18.060 One second, I'm maugging you. 05:28:18.060 --> 05:28:20.060 Oh, wait, I'm still... 05:28:20.060 --> 05:28:22.060 Bro, listen, bro, the player has outgrown the coach, man. 05:28:22.060 --> 05:28:24.060 Like, I already... 05:28:24.060 --> 05:28:26.060 Bro, don't test. Bro, I'm ready for... 05:28:26.060 --> 05:28:28.060 Ah, France, man. 05:28:28.060 --> 05:28:30.060 Like, I'm better than you, bro. 05:28:30.060 --> 05:28:32.820 stay on the heck of him 05:28:32.820 --> 05:28:35.460 do you wanna one who won me on warwick after this game? 05:28:35.460 --> 05:28:38.300 okay sir i'm sorry 05:28:38.300 --> 05:28:40.380 jing see i'm gonna be honest listen 05:28:40.380 --> 05:28:43.260 if you think you're the best dog there is on the warwick 05:28:43.260 --> 05:28:44.860 then you better start fucking 05:28:44.860 --> 05:28:46.420 BARKING LIKE ONE! 05:28:46.420 --> 05:28:49.420 NOW! 05:28:49.420 --> 05:28:52.140 who's a good boy at barfing? 05:28:52.140 --> 05:28:55.860 BARK! BARK! BARK! 05:28:55.860 --> 05:28:58.980 just like that 05:28:58.980 --> 05:29:04.980 Not nice. Now I feel like a fucking weirdo. Cause you stop. 05:29:09.980 --> 05:29:13.980 Bro, coach, are you sure that baker did that though, man? Seriously? 05:29:13.980 --> 05:29:17.980 Jinxie, jinxie, jinxie. But let me ask you a question, okay? 05:29:17.980 --> 05:29:27.980 It's like Albert Einstein asking Socrates if Jeffrey Epstein had to become the best scientist on the planet 05:29:27.980 --> 05:29:31.980 To learn how to create gravity, but that's not how it works, bro. 05:29:31.980 --> 05:29:36.980 How did we even get to Epstein out of that? 05:29:36.980 --> 05:29:40.980 Because he's the guy that fucking created gravity. 05:29:40.980 --> 05:29:43.980 Wait, what? 05:29:43.980 --> 05:29:48.980 Bro, you know he did it. He created awful shit. 05:29:48.980 --> 05:29:53.980 Dude, dude, Jinxie, just back up. That guy literally created gravity. 05:29:53.980 --> 05:29:56.980 it's not even it's like well documented in the history books 05:29:56.980 --> 05:30:02.980 okay no no what you're gonna do is you're gonna back up and recall 05:30:02.980 --> 05:30:06.980 no you're gonna let your team die let them die let them die let them die 05:30:06.980 --> 05:30:10.980 let them die actually never mind you don't have to 05:30:10.980 --> 05:30:14.980 okay go to drag go to drag go to drag 05:30:14.980 --> 05:30:18.340 Jinxie go drag go drag drag 05:30:30.420 --> 05:30:35.100 Okay, can you at least kill the old man yo bro, I'm mugging you bro one moment 05:30:36.620 --> 05:30:41.860 Jinxie Jinxie you cannot just sit in this call and every time I tell you to do something 05:30:41.860 --> 05:30:48.440 Like you just refuse to listen and say you're mocking me. That's not how any of this is supposed to work. Okay. Yes 05:30:48.860 --> 05:30:50.460 I'm sorry 05:30:50.460 --> 05:30:54.360 Like it do you understand what it's like? It's like imagine a 05:30:55.180 --> 05:31:00.380 Guy gets singing lessons from Michael Jackson and then when Michael Jackson tells him to do something 05:31:00.380 --> 05:31:02.100 He's like no no, I'm not gonna do it 05:31:02.100 --> 05:31:07.980 Oh, I'm mocking you and he just starts fucking like fingering his own ass like let's help the most blood curdling yell ever 05:31:08.580 --> 05:31:11.180 Yo, me how it's okay. I got it. I got it 05:31:11.860 --> 05:31:13.860 Yo, Meeha! 05:31:13.860 --> 05:31:14.860 Oh wait, okay. 05:31:14.860 --> 05:31:17.860 Smite at 1000, 1000, 1000, 1000. 05:31:17.860 --> 05:31:18.860 Good! 05:31:18.860 --> 05:31:19.860 Good smite. 05:31:19.860 --> 05:31:20.860 Okay. 05:31:20.860 --> 05:31:23.860 Press E. You're gonna die anyways, but it's okay. 05:31:23.860 --> 05:31:24.860 Good. 05:31:24.860 --> 05:31:29.860 Okay, so JNC, whenever you die but you make a worth fight, you need to ult shot right now. 05:31:29.860 --> 05:31:32.860 Worth, comma, scum bags. 05:31:32.860 --> 05:31:35.860 Worth, comma, scum bags. 05:31:35.860 --> 05:31:36.860 Okay. 05:31:36.860 --> 05:31:37.860 Good. 05:31:37.860 --> 05:31:42.040 So now the enemy team knows where they stand. 05:31:42.040 --> 05:31:46.340 So they know now, it's like, damn, like even if they got the kill, they're still nothing 05:31:46.340 --> 05:31:49.220 more than like the dirt on the corner of your suit. 05:31:49.220 --> 05:31:50.740 Does that make sense? 05:31:50.740 --> 05:31:54.820 Yes, captain, yes, aye aye captain. 05:31:54.820 --> 05:31:57.160 I can't hear you! 05:31:57.160 --> 05:31:59.420 Aye aye captain. 05:31:59.420 --> 05:32:00.660 Whooooo! 05:32:00.660 --> 05:32:02.660 Lips in a pineapple under the sea 05:32:02.660 --> 05:32:07.660 No! I said apart! I said apart! 05:32:11.660 --> 05:32:13.660 Lips in a pineapple under the sea 05:32:13.660 --> 05:32:15.660 SpongeBob Squarepants 05:32:15.660 --> 05:32:18.660 Annoying and yellow and porous is he 05:32:18.660 --> 05:32:20.660 SpongeBob Squarepants 05:32:20.660 --> 05:32:23.660 No! Not SpongeBob! SpongeBob! 05:32:25.660 --> 05:32:27.660 Annoying and yellow and porous is he 05:32:27.660 --> 05:32:29.660 SpongeBob Squarepants 05:32:30.660 --> 05:32:33.140 It's not a cool nonsense, it's something you wish. 05:32:33.140 --> 05:32:37.180 SpongeBob SquarePants, that's not what I'm here to live on, like a fish! 05:32:39.180 --> 05:32:44.060 Okay, JynxC, you just stole my line again, so you can decide your own punishment now. 05:32:44.460 --> 05:32:47.140 Um, can I be Alvastine? 05:32:48.140 --> 05:32:50.140 Only if you do it very sensually. 05:32:50.700 --> 05:32:55.500 Okay, you know what, bro? Faker did not- no, no, no. Faker did not do this, man. 05:32:55.500 --> 05:32:57.700 Okay, well, let me ask you a question. Faker did not do this, man. 05:32:57.700 --> 05:32:59.940 Do you have proof that he didn't do this? 05:33:00.660 --> 05:33:06.780 Okay, that's actually a good fucking point, no. 05:33:06.780 --> 05:33:12.100 But Jinxie, listen, if you don't have proof that someone did something, right, and there's 05:33:12.100 --> 05:33:17.580 also no proof that they didn't do something, then there's a 50-50% chance that what you're 05:33:17.580 --> 05:33:19.080 saying is true. 05:33:19.080 --> 05:33:23.220 That's why when someone ints your game and you randomly call them a pedophile, it's like 05:33:23.220 --> 05:33:27.620 you're flipping a coin as whether or not what you're saying is a, like, a logistic fact. 05:33:27.620 --> 05:33:28.620 Does that make sense? 05:33:28.620 --> 05:33:29.620 Yes. 05:33:29.620 --> 05:33:31.620 you're saying is what you're saying then? 05:33:31.620 --> 05:33:33.620 well no it's not here say jing see 05:33:33.620 --> 05:33:35.620 it's a logical conclusion 05:33:35.620 --> 05:33:37.620 because either you did it or you didn't do it 05:33:37.620 --> 05:33:39.620 it's a 50% chance 05:33:39.620 --> 05:33:41.620 hold on coach 05:33:41.620 --> 05:33:43.620 I'm mocking you one second 05:33:43.620 --> 05:33:45.620 you're gonna want to watch this 05:33:45.620 --> 05:33:47.620 okay can you press W 05:33:59.620 --> 05:34:01.680 you 05:34:29.620 --> 05:34:31.680 you 05:34:59.620 --> 05:35:01.680 you 05:35:29.620 --> 05:35:31.680 you 05:35:59.620 --> 05:36:01.680 you 05:36:59.620 --> 05:37:03.660 Keep moving forward how much you can take and keep moving forward 05:37:03.900 --> 05:37:07.380 That's how it is done now if you know what you know 05:37:07.380 --> 05:37:11.780 What you know what you know what you're worth, but you gotta be willing to take the eggs 05:37:11.940 --> 05:37:17.100 And not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you want to be because they hear us or her or anybody 05:37:17.860 --> 05:37:21.140 Cowards do that and that ain't you you're better than that 05:37:22.300 --> 05:37:25.300 Bro, this is for Ivan one don't ask 05:37:25.300 --> 05:37:32.460 Can you please like just heighten me up man? Seriously. This is for iron one and I'm out of mug the fuck out of this warwick streams 05:37:32.460 --> 05:37:33.620 I think the link one 05:37:33.620 --> 05:37:35.620 All right, so Jinx that one you listen here. I know 05:37:36.620 --> 05:37:39.980 You've been playing this game for about three and a half weeks now 05:37:41.340 --> 05:37:48.700 You've been doing your brother for about three and a half weeks now you've been getting coached for about three and a half weeks now 05:37:49.860 --> 05:37:53.460 Most people that start playing League of Legends and start the Ryan journey 05:37:53.460 --> 05:38:00.080 It takes them months to get back to where they started because League of Legends isn't 05:38:00.080 --> 05:38:06.480 just a learning process, it's a war against you. 05:38:06.480 --> 05:38:11.280 It will tear away your soul, it will tear away your mind, it will tear away the fabric 05:38:11.280 --> 05:38:14.120 of your being. 05:38:14.120 --> 05:38:21.960 And you're at a point right now, Jingxi, where three weeks in, against all odds, you 05:38:21.960 --> 05:38:26.700 You are about to outrank where you first started your journey. 05:38:26.700 --> 05:38:32.760 You are about to sit here and do something that nobody thought you would do. 05:38:32.760 --> 05:38:37.440 And that's actually be able to get somewhere. 05:38:37.440 --> 05:38:47.340 This Jinxie for Ivan I isn't the first step of your journey, it isn't. 05:38:47.340 --> 05:38:50.140 It's the precursor for it. 05:38:50.140 --> 05:38:56.640 This is where the journey looks like it will begin, because for you the journey starts 05:38:56.640 --> 05:39:04.400 when you hit bronze, it continues when you hit silver, it climaxes upon completion of 05:39:04.400 --> 05:39:10.160 gold and platinum, and then as you look down at all the people around you that you've 05:39:10.160 --> 05:39:16.920 vested, that you've slaughtered, and that you've outranked, and as Ludwig looks up at 05:39:16.920 --> 05:39:25.160 you with fear in his eyes, realizing that he got mugged yet again at yet another game. 05:39:25.160 --> 05:39:37.200 Then you can realize that you are now the talk dog, the 2023 gamer of the fucking year! 05:39:37.200 --> 05:39:39.160 You are that! 05:39:39.160 --> 05:39:44.200 But Jinxie, this journey isn't just about being the 2023 gamer here. 05:39:44.200 --> 05:39:46.200 Don't forget to press W 05:39:46.640 --> 05:39:49.000 It's about going for more than that Janksy 05:39:49.620 --> 05:39:56.840 Because so help me God for all that it is worth if you hit diamond in League of Legends by the end of this year 05:39:56.840 --> 05:40:02.320 I guarantee you that you won't just be the twenty-twenty-three game of the year anymore 05:40:02.760 --> 05:40:04.920 You're gonna be the fucking two-time 05:40:06.480 --> 05:40:10.400 2026 as well. Do you understand? 05:40:10.400 --> 05:40:12.400 And, yes, yes. 05:40:13.400 --> 05:40:17.400 Alright, so now what you're gonna do is don't forget how your E works. 05:40:17.400 --> 05:40:21.400 The way it works is you're gonna press your Q on the camp, and then you E where your Q on. 05:40:21.400 --> 05:40:26.400 So like Q now, you can Q now, Q now on the camp, and then you E on the big one. 05:40:26.400 --> 05:40:28.400 So you only ever want to use your E once, okay? 05:40:28.400 --> 05:40:32.400 So I want you to just like hover the Q range as well before you use it. 05:40:32.400 --> 05:40:35.400 Just so you can get like an idea of how long the Q range is. 05:40:35.400 --> 05:40:39.400 So when you're walking towards your red, I want you to click it and then just like drag it out all the way. 05:40:39.400 --> 05:40:45.640 Yep, now just try it, okay, okay, because GenC, don't forget, your Q range right now, 05:40:45.640 --> 05:40:49.800 it goes to about the middle of that push that you see right there, okay? 05:40:49.800 --> 05:40:54.360 So the thing is that you can actually pull camps with your Q, so if they run towards 05:40:54.360 --> 05:40:59.480 you faster, which increases your clear speed, but you're not using your W, you need to be 05:40:59.480 --> 05:41:01.120 using your W here. 05:41:01.120 --> 05:41:05.720 So now walk to your Krugs, your Krugs, your Krugs, nope, not the Krugs, and then you're 05:41:05.720 --> 05:41:08.840 going to Q and you're going to E over the wall, because you can actually Q and then 05:41:08.840 --> 05:41:14.280 over the wall. So Q where the big crowd would be. There you go. So Jinxie, you need to get it out of 05:41:14.280 --> 05:41:20.120 your system that you're constantly going for these like double E's. You only ever want to E once on 05:41:20.120 --> 05:41:26.840 the big target, okay? Got it. Okay, so now I want you to press W and just like finish this camp. 05:41:27.400 --> 05:41:34.120 Okay, number one. Okay, now go to the, okay, so on Diana, you're gonna max your Q, then your W, 05:41:34.120 --> 05:41:41.320 then your E. Okay? Alright, so now go put this crab. This is free. You can use your E. 05:41:41.320 --> 05:41:48.120 Remember, any time you see that you use your Q, okay, no. You want to only use your E when you 05:41:48.120 --> 05:41:53.400 land your Q. Okay, so recall. Just recall. Because your Q is going to put a little light thing on 05:41:53.400 --> 05:41:57.320 top of them. So when you E afterwards, you're going to buy that dusk and dot item. So just right 05:41:57.320 --> 05:42:02.920 click dusk and dot. So now Jinx here, I want you to just hover really far away from your character 05:42:02.920 --> 05:42:08.080 model and I want to just press Q just so you can see what the range is see and it 05:42:08.080 --> 05:42:12.240 goes even further than that like it goes way further like I want you to do it 05:42:12.240 --> 05:42:16.120 again like go on the top of your screen and press Q top of your screen and 05:42:16.120 --> 05:42:23.160 press Q Q on the gum see like that now now you can eat okay so you didn't eat fast enough 05:42:23.160 --> 05:42:27.760 so back up a bit there go because the thing is that you want to Q and then 05:42:27.760 --> 05:42:32.120 want to E right before it expires think of it like you remember on Master E you 05:42:32.120 --> 05:42:34.120 She went E at the same time. 05:42:34.120 --> 05:42:35.120 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 05:42:35.120 --> 05:42:37.120 Diana is the same thing. 05:42:37.120 --> 05:42:40.120 So getting better at Diana will also make you better at Master E. 05:42:40.120 --> 05:42:41.120 So you're going to Q here. 05:42:41.120 --> 05:42:45.120 Remember, you always Q from far away so that you can pull the cam first. 05:42:45.120 --> 05:42:47.120 Now W, don't forget your W. 05:42:47.120 --> 05:42:49.120 You're always forgetting your W. Make sure you use it. 05:42:49.120 --> 05:42:50.120 So the way that Diana- 05:42:50.120 --> 05:42:53.120 My Q is a ranged attack, and what does my E do? 05:42:53.120 --> 05:42:54.120 My E dashes? 05:42:54.120 --> 05:42:55.120 Yeah, your E is a dash. 05:42:55.120 --> 05:42:58.120 Now Jinx, the thing about it that you have to understand though, 05:42:58.120 --> 05:43:04.680 is that Diana's passive works in a way where when she uses an ability, she gets attacked faster for 5 seconds. 05:43:04.680 --> 05:43:10.720 So normally how you want to do it is you Q, E, N, and then you're going to auto-attack 3 times, 05:43:10.720 --> 05:43:14.720 then you're going to press W, and then afterwards you're just going to Q whenever it stops. 05:43:14.720 --> 05:43:17.720 What is E twice deal? What does that mean? 05:43:17.720 --> 05:43:22.920 It puts it on cooldown. Like you do not want to use your E twice because it's a 20 second cooldown. 05:43:22.920 --> 05:43:27.120 Now walk bot. You can walk bot this free gank. What's your own? 05:43:27.120 --> 05:43:33.320 Let's show him. Okay, so tier GenC. I want you to... Okay, just keep running. Run away. You don't want this one to go up. 05:43:33.960 --> 05:43:35.840 You have to flash away. 05:43:35.840 --> 05:43:41.480 Flash away. This is good. Now, Q the Warwick so that he can catch up to you. Have you Q him and then lock to your tower? 05:43:42.840 --> 05:43:44.840 Run away. Just run away. Run away. 05:43:46.120 --> 05:43:48.800 Okay, press W the second it's up. W the second it's up. 05:43:54.640 --> 05:43:56.640 Okay. Yeah, this character sucks, dude. 05:43:57.120 --> 05:43:57.620 GenC. 05:43:57.620 --> 05:43:59.480 You missed a Q. 05:43:59.480 --> 05:44:01.560 Yeah, but that doesn't mean it's a character. 05:44:01.560 --> 05:44:02.120 That's a problem. 05:44:02.120 --> 05:44:05.240 Diana is in what's making you miss the Qs, right? 05:44:05.240 --> 05:44:07.240 Well, yeah, but I didn't know you could miss a Q. 05:44:07.240 --> 05:44:09.800 I like missed a Q. 05:44:09.800 --> 05:44:11.840 Yeah, that's called a skills shot. 05:44:11.840 --> 05:44:14.360 GenC, it's like, think of it like this. 05:44:14.360 --> 05:44:16.560 A skills shot is like a gun, right? 05:44:16.560 --> 05:44:18.640 If you walk into a random parking lot 05:44:18.640 --> 05:44:20.520 and you start just firing everywhere, 05:44:20.520 --> 05:44:22.200 then yeah, the gun was deadly. 05:44:22.200 --> 05:44:24.160 But if you just keep it a whole cert, right, 05:44:24.160 --> 05:44:26.200 and you only use it if there's a bad guy, 05:44:26.200 --> 05:44:28.040 Then it was worth it, does that make sense? 05:44:28.040 --> 05:44:30.440 It's the same thing with your abilities from League of Legends. 05:44:30.440 --> 05:44:33.560 Your abilities are weapons and you have to actually use them properly. 05:44:33.560 --> 05:44:34.680 Does that make sense? 05:44:34.680 --> 05:44:35.880 Sure. Okay. 05:44:37.640 --> 05:44:38.140 Okay. 05:44:38.140 --> 05:44:40.600 I think she just sucks though, bro. That's probably why she's getting buffed. 05:44:41.560 --> 05:44:45.080 No, she doesn't suck, bro. I got a pen to kill last night with her, y'all sorry. 05:44:48.360 --> 05:44:51.080 So now what you're gonna do is you're gonna play for the top of our poker. 05:44:51.080 --> 05:44:53.720 Q and then E. Jynxie, I want to see Q E. 05:44:53.720 --> 05:45:02.440 Like it should always be a thing of QE and you shouldn't have to look at your keyboard you should know where these abilities are on your like fingers already, right? 05:45:03.400 --> 05:45:11.720 Now, you know how I get that I go E and I get the 20 seconds. What do I if I go E then later on like 05:45:14.120 --> 05:45:21.160 Yeah, so your E only goes on cooldown if they don't have that little white that little light thing on top of that 05:45:21.160 --> 05:45:26.120 You're on top of their head so you have to always queue then eat you do not ever use your E 05:45:26.120 --> 05:45:29.140 I must use your Q first. You understand what it's my argue 05:45:30.080 --> 05:45:35.440 Your art pulls everyone into you and it does more damage based on the amount of people you put in 05:45:37.040 --> 05:45:39.040 I put this warwick into a coffee 05:45:39.440 --> 05:45:41.440 Not now yet. You can't fight me super open 05:45:42.080 --> 05:45:46.880 Now James you don't forget you could be hitting these these camps with your Q from way further 05:45:46.880 --> 05:45:53.840 And if you do it actually makes your clear speed better. Do not use your E a second time when you farm ever 05:45:54.320 --> 05:45:55.840 Okay 05:45:55.840 --> 05:45:57.840 But you need to sub good habits 05:45:58.000 --> 05:46:04.600 Okay, so when this is up you're gonna Q so I want to get in the rhythm of it Q auto attack auto attack auto attack then W 05:46:04.760 --> 05:46:06.760 No, W 05:46:07.160 --> 05:46:13.440 Now now Q Q no, okay, so remember Jinxie you only ever E after you Q only 05:46:13.440 --> 05:46:18.720 Only e after Q repeat after me. I will only after I will only ever e after 05:46:19.500 --> 05:46:24.720 Exact yes, so now walk to your crugs and then Q eat them instantly 05:46:24.720 --> 05:46:29.120 I want you to do it instantly Q and then eat the big one. There you go. That's good. No, W 05:46:29.280 --> 05:46:33.920 Don't forget your W because it's always Q e wait a bit double you 05:46:36.720 --> 05:46:39.200 Okay, and they're gonna recall you're gonna recall 05:46:39.200 --> 05:46:44.200 Looks like we're losing sir. 05:46:44.200 --> 05:46:45.200 No you're not. 05:46:45.200 --> 05:46:47.560 That's yes the lobby bitch. 05:46:47.560 --> 05:46:48.560 That's all that matters. 05:46:48.560 --> 05:46:52.080 So now right click your dusk and dawn again and now run to the void grubs. 05:46:52.080 --> 05:46:53.080 Let's go. 05:46:53.080 --> 05:46:59.520 Okay Jinx I want you to understand something okay. 05:46:59.520 --> 05:47:03.560 Nobody believes that you can actually use that in this kit properly except for me. 05:47:03.560 --> 05:47:05.400 So I don't want you to let me down. 05:47:05.400 --> 05:47:10.220 You're gonna only E after you Q and you're gonna not forget about your W, okay? 05:47:12.520 --> 05:47:17.860 Yes, and use use your Q from like a far range so I care for example drone over the Warwick 05:47:17.860 --> 05:47:25.880 You're gonna kill him go from mark up nice go for this nice nice smite him smite him smite smite ff up nice 05:47:27.040 --> 05:47:32.620 You see that yeah, it's my character man. Yes, and I'll kill this so Jinxie there 05:47:32.620 --> 05:47:37.260 I'll tell you something crazier. You even miss your Q and you still want that now use your W 05:47:37.620 --> 05:47:39.620 use your W 05:47:39.780 --> 05:47:41.700 Now your Q works in an arc 05:47:41.700 --> 05:47:47.260 So I want you to Q that void grub the furthest away from you the furthest one away from you. Yep 05:47:47.620 --> 05:47:52.780 No, that's the closest one. Okay, nevermind. Well, we're not gonna go down. So now press W 05:47:55.020 --> 05:47:57.540 Yep, no, it's all good. No, that was good. That was very good 05:47:57.580 --> 05:48:02.220 So now what you're gonna do is you're gonna go for this crap, but I want you to Q from far away 05:48:02.620 --> 05:48:08.320 Remember Q from far away Q now Q now, but you can do it from even further Jhin see like okay now 05:48:08.320 --> 05:48:10.320 I want to fight him you can fight him 05:48:11.260 --> 05:48:13.260 Fight him press Q 05:48:14.740 --> 05:48:16.740 Flash away you missed your Q. Oh 05:48:17.500 --> 05:48:19.500 Wow, okay 05:48:19.600 --> 05:48:21.340 Nice 05:48:21.340 --> 05:48:25.420 Good, okay. No jinx. You're gonna have to run away. Just run away run away run away run away 05:48:25.420 --> 05:48:31.260 You might you might be that you're pressed I'll be pressed. I'll be pressed. I'll be double double double you double. Yes. Yes keep on it 05:48:32.620 --> 05:48:39.100 keep running just keep running just keep running okay run all the way back to 05:48:39.100 --> 05:48:48.060 base run back to me no jinxed you just I'll play the fuck out of him 05:48:48.300 --> 05:48:52.060 okay so you're gonna buy your desk and on and then after this you're gonna 05:48:52.060 --> 05:48:57.100 right-click that Hextech rocket belt it's where it says commonly built the 05:48:57.100 --> 05:49:02.140 last one the literal last one commonly built it's the literal lot no 05:49:02.140 --> 05:49:07.280 Commonly built well, but yep. Oh, no, okay. Wow, I mean wow like 05:49:10.300 --> 05:49:13.220 What the fuck are you talking about man, I mean wow 05:49:15.940 --> 05:49:20.300 I just mod world with twice. Can you show me a little love god damn it 05:49:21.580 --> 05:49:23.580 Fucking hide me up man. Jesus 05:49:24.300 --> 05:49:29.340 Fuck okay look jigs. I'm gonna be honest the only reason I'm not screaming every time you get a kill 05:49:29.340 --> 05:49:34.460 It's because I don't know why but whenever I've been screaming for the last like 10 minutes my 05:49:34.460 --> 05:49:38.860 I get this weird feeling in my chest. So I have to like relax a little bit 05:49:40.780 --> 05:49:44.020 Okay, so now you're gonna cue this and then you're gonna eat now remember 05:49:44.020 --> 05:49:49.860 You're gonna always cue from far away, and then you're gonna hear right and then don't forget about your W 05:49:49.860 --> 05:49:53.220 Like though your W is like the neglected middle child right now 05:49:53.220 --> 05:49:57.400 You got to give him some lover. He's gonna turn out into a serial killer or a prostitute 05:49:59.340 --> 05:50:06.540 Alright, so now Q and then W. W, don't forget about W. No, you cannot forget about W. Alright, 05:50:06.540 --> 05:50:11.220 and now go, okay now go to the Raptors, the Raptors. 05:50:11.220 --> 05:50:21.740 So now GenC, when you get close enough that you think, like here, here you can Q. Nice, 05:50:21.740 --> 05:50:27.420 now E. So now GenC, don't forget you want to E from max range, because now look, your 05:50:27.420 --> 05:50:29.660 He is on cooldown because he didn't use it fast enough. 05:50:29.660 --> 05:50:31.300 You need to be faster, Jengzee. 05:50:31.300 --> 05:50:35.380 It's like, okay, think of your Q and E like you're edging and not. 05:50:35.380 --> 05:50:38.820 If you hold onto your edge for too long, what happens? 05:50:41.100 --> 05:50:42.620 I'm not able to do that, bro. 05:50:42.620 --> 05:50:43.460 I'm gonna be... 05:50:44.580 --> 05:50:47.180 No, this is good. Just press W, press W, press W, press W. 05:50:47.180 --> 05:50:48.940 Press W and R. Yes, and now Q. 05:50:48.940 --> 05:50:49.980 Q, yes. 05:50:49.980 --> 05:50:50.940 Nice! 05:50:50.940 --> 05:50:52.420 My dessert is broken. 05:50:52.420 --> 05:50:54.380 I told you! Now go bot! Go bot! 05:50:54.380 --> 05:50:55.500 Control Q, go bot. 05:50:57.420 --> 05:51:03.420 They're running away, so let's recall, recall, recall. 05:51:03.420 --> 05:51:08.420 You can't get dragon bro, cause it's not up! 05:51:08.420 --> 05:51:15.420 It's okay, so now you're gonna buy the rocket belt, but dude I told you, like this champ 05:51:15.420 --> 05:51:17.420 is good, that's why I want you to play more. 05:51:17.420 --> 05:51:19.420 Buy the merchants on your next back. 05:51:19.420 --> 05:51:21.420 So walk to the top crab, top crab. 05:51:21.420 --> 05:51:23.420 So why am I telling you to go top crab here? 05:51:23.420 --> 05:51:29.420 Because I need to go top them up whole clear and kill that Quadrant, I can go top Crab, Quadrant, down to the other Quadrant. 05:51:29.420 --> 05:51:32.420 Exactly, yes! There you go! 05:51:32.420 --> 05:51:39.420 Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for the Gromp, or the Crab. We're gonna look on the Crab here, okay? 05:51:44.420 --> 05:51:50.420 Now W, do not use your E again until you Q again. Alright, and now walk top, go top. 05:51:50.420 --> 05:51:52.420 Top looks like a free kill to me. 05:51:52.420 --> 05:51:58.540 yeah he's dead on my screen you're fucking god damn right he is now okay go 05:51:58.540 --> 05:52:01.980 behind third behind third here that bush you're right yes and I'll find him 05:52:01.980 --> 05:52:05.500 okay sorry dad watch the enemy Krugs maybe you can get an invade he's already 05:52:05.500 --> 05:52:09.940 dead see if you can find an invade on the Krugs are they up yep nice take them 05:52:09.940 --> 05:52:15.860 so now QE remember QE Jinxie I want it to be muscle memory QE and then afterwards 05:52:15.860 --> 05:52:21.100 W again you're forgetting W Jinxie do you want your middle child to be dead in 05:52:21.100 --> 05:52:28.620 a ditch of a heroin addiction? Yes or no? No, no, no. Then start using your fucking W man, please! 05:52:28.620 --> 05:52:38.380 Okay, yes, yes. It's for Iron One, take it serious! Okay, now go for the Raptors. QE, step. 05:52:40.620 --> 05:52:43.740 Now go for the Mausoleum, walk behind, the bush you're right, the bush you're right. 05:52:44.940 --> 05:52:49.340 Okay, no one. Yep, okay, there you go. Bush you're right. Snow, okay, he's already done, nice. 05:52:49.340 --> 05:52:54.340 Walk to his wolves, take his entire jungle. You want all of this. It all fucking belongs to you. 05:52:54.340 --> 05:52:56.340 Now, kill the wolves now. No, no, no, no. 05:52:56.340 --> 05:53:00.340 Cause remember, your Q has a long range, bro. Your Q has a long range. 05:53:00.340 --> 05:53:05.340 You want to use that range to your advantage. It's like a match in right now, Jinxy. You're a boxer. 05:53:05.340 --> 05:53:09.340 And, okay, nice. I want you to press R. Press R? Okay. 05:53:09.340 --> 05:53:15.340 And now Q. Q? Q instantly on NW. You might die here, but it's just cause the teams are. 05:53:15.340 --> 05:53:21.340 Okay, that's the wrong button. I'll try to press W and I press 3 above it. 05:53:21.340 --> 05:53:25.340 Yeah, no, that's fine, that's fine. You're gonna learn with time. So buy Mercury Strud's. 05:53:25.340 --> 05:53:30.340 So I want you to undo, undo, undo. Okay, undo again, undo again. 05:53:32.340 --> 05:53:36.340 Now I want you to right-click on that little sperm cell in your inventory. 05:53:36.340 --> 05:53:40.340 The little sperm cell. No, wow. Undo. 05:53:40.340 --> 05:53:44.340 I did Mercury Trance. Yo bro, do you want to get knocked out man? I did Mercury Trance. What's your deal? 05:53:44.340 --> 05:53:54.420 your deal and your inventory wow no to the right to the right right oh my 05:53:54.420 --> 05:54:08.100 fucking god what I'm good news I'm not no fuck that fuck I mean the flio spit 05:54:08.100 --> 05:54:16.380 out man damn merc treads I do it and then you say no wow like bro do you want 05:54:16.380 --> 05:54:22.660 to be like this is my iron one game and I'm losing a fucking burning time look 05:54:22.660 --> 05:54:27.980 at these stupid ass boots okay look it's fine okay the warwick listen what I 05:54:27.980 --> 05:54:32.700 want to do is go go to the crowd just go to the top go to the top that's a 05:54:32.700 --> 05:54:36.780 double kill on my skin man you're fucking god damn right it is kill the 05:54:36.780 --> 05:54:37.780 Kill the Warwick, kill the Warwick. 05:54:37.780 --> 05:54:43.780 Oh, okay, so back up, flash away, just flash away, flash away, flash away, flash, flash. 05:54:43.780 --> 05:54:44.780 Yeah. 05:54:52.780 --> 05:54:54.780 Okay, so GenC. 05:54:54.780 --> 05:54:58.780 Your Q has a long range, and the thing is that it's a skill shot. 05:54:58.780 --> 05:55:04.780 It's good that you're finally learning the skill shots, because it's going to actually help you a lot in general league mechanics, okay? 05:55:04.780 --> 05:55:09.100 So you always want to throw your Q, but you see that you think they're gonna walk. 05:55:09.100 --> 05:55:12.380 It's like imagine pre-firing where you think they're gonna move. Does that make sense? 05:55:13.820 --> 05:55:16.140 Wow, okay, I understand. Pre-fire, okay. 05:55:16.940 --> 05:55:19.820 Dude, do you want to get fucking punched? Why the fuck are you saying wow? 05:55:21.100 --> 05:55:22.140 I cannot turn back. 05:55:24.140 --> 05:55:28.060 Sorry, sir. Yeah, pre-fire the Q. Okay, got it. Okay, okay. 05:55:28.060 --> 05:55:30.940 So now what you're gonna do is, out of base you're gonna look on the blue, 05:55:30.940 --> 05:55:32.860 and then after the blue you're gonna look on the crowd. 05:55:34.780 --> 05:55:41.500 Okay, so now you're going to play for the W. Nice, good, so you're already getting the 05:55:41.500 --> 05:55:42.500 hang of it. 05:55:42.500 --> 05:55:44.500 So now use your Q and then you can E again. 05:55:44.500 --> 05:55:45.740 See just like that. 05:55:45.740 --> 05:55:49.700 Now go for the Gromp again, Q and then E. 05:55:49.700 --> 05:55:53.860 Because like Jinxie, when you throw your Q such low range, it's like you're a boxer 05:55:53.860 --> 05:55:58.020 with a 6 inch reach, but you're only punching 3 inches in front of you. 05:55:58.020 --> 05:55:59.020 Does that make sense? 05:55:59.020 --> 05:56:01.140 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're not using your full wingspan. 05:56:01.140 --> 05:56:02.140 Exactly. 05:56:02.140 --> 05:56:07.020 a lot of the time don't actually queue closer model because it's gonna go max range anyway so I 05:56:07.020 --> 05:56:13.900 care for example just queue there you go and now just love you so remember if your light isn't on 05:56:13.900 --> 05:56:18.380 the thing like if you don't mind your queue on it do not either way or else your your cooldown 05:56:18.380 --> 05:56:26.060 doesn't get reset see good that's what we want to see exactly now w now we don't forget about w 05:56:26.060 --> 05:56:30.220 and then you're gonna walk straight bot and you're gonna take all those minions now why is jit again 05:56:30.220 --> 05:56:33.660 and take all those minions my teammates are my friend and they suck and they 05:56:33.660 --> 05:56:38.500 don't deserve both exactly yes that's why I'd like to fucking hear bro that's 05:56:38.500 --> 05:56:44.780 confidence okay now take the next wave too 05:56:46.700 --> 05:56:51.060 now tell the sire to eat a dick while you go and you hit the inner turret oh 05:56:51.060 --> 05:56:54.500 wait actually never mind you can't like that okay wait you're gonna have to fight 05:56:54.500 --> 05:57:00.060 this sir Loki you can win it walk up walk up okay chew her chew her chew her 05:57:00.060 --> 05:57:05.060 Q her, Q her, okay? Now back up, don't go, don't go. There, she's actually got us fucked. 05:57:05.060 --> 05:57:07.060 Holy shit, that was a lot of damage. 05:57:07.060 --> 05:57:09.060 Okay, so you're gonna have to back off here. 05:57:11.060 --> 05:57:13.060 What the fuck? 05:57:16.060 --> 05:57:20.060 Yeah, so now you're just gonna recall. So now right click on your rocket belt again. 05:57:20.060 --> 05:57:23.060 You can buy it. Yep, right there, good. 05:57:23.060 --> 05:57:26.060 And then what you're gonna do is your next item, you're gonna buy Spurt Visage. 05:57:26.060 --> 05:57:30.640 So Diana is fun because you can actually build her with tank items and it's very good 05:57:30.640 --> 05:57:33.620 So Jinxie I want you to watch this to this little corner right there 05:57:33.620 --> 05:57:37.980 No, no, no back to your walls. You see the this little corner and then Q to the wolf camp 05:57:41.020 --> 05:57:44.800 Okay, so now go for the red buff and then after the okay 05:57:45.500 --> 05:57:50.240 So no no the raptors on up. So now you're gonna Q the red buff and then after you're gonna eat 05:57:56.060 --> 05:58:06.580 Well I think my team is losing their minds. 05:58:06.580 --> 05:58:10.960 Okay so listen, go for the wolves and then after the wolves get the gromp and then the 05:58:10.960 --> 05:58:12.540 top cap okay. 05:58:12.540 --> 05:58:16.180 Remember to use your E and remember to use your W as well. 05:58:16.180 --> 05:58:17.660 So now go for the gromp. 05:58:17.660 --> 05:58:20.820 Now drone top, drone top. 05:58:20.820 --> 05:58:21.820 Okay. 05:58:21.820 --> 05:58:23.540 Ah close. 05:58:23.540 --> 05:58:25.380 So see like now you're getting used to the range. 05:58:25.380 --> 05:58:30.120 you know that it wasn't like that like a that close but it's like chill you know I 05:58:30.120 --> 05:58:34.940 mean so now go go to the go to the top top top crap 05:58:34.940 --> 05:58:41.940 wanna just die no yeah backup backup you might die here actually my piece of 05:58:41.940 --> 05:58:45.840 shit teammate took the fucking grab yeah and then he got it sewn by the enemy 05:58:45.840 --> 05:58:50.860 that's actually crazy so now go top you're gonna go top here go top and take 05:58:50.860 --> 05:59:00.320 the top wave no it does but it's like medium range like you can't fucking queue 05:59:00.320 --> 05:59:06.080 from Narnia so now James that one you type sorry no it's fine just type sorry 05:59:06.080 --> 05:59:12.640 because you're gonna pretend to feel bad press be impressed sorry yes so that's 05:59:12.640 --> 05:59:17.000 like a pro league advice you can steal your laner's resources and then 05:59:17.000 --> 05:59:22.880 Afterwards say you're sorry said you gas like them into thinking they didn't mean to do it when you did mean to do it 05:59:22.880 --> 05:59:28.900 So now walk out of base because it's gonna take too long to search it up and then press P and search up spirit massage 05:59:29.520 --> 05:59:31.520 Just search up spirit 05:59:32.000 --> 05:59:35.680 Right now left click it. That's gonna be the next time you build press escape 05:59:37.800 --> 05:59:42.320 So now Q E on the crugs good see good range actually good range 05:59:42.320 --> 05:59:51.080 Okay, so now go shitbot, but but but but but your team got nice. So what are you saying you know minions I 05:59:52.000 --> 05:59:56.800 Apollot like I steal them on purpose and then apologize on purpose to make them think I'm sorry to cast like them 05:59:57.160 --> 06:00:03.720 Yes, exactly. Yes. It's like think of it like imagine you you walk up to someone and you fucking like punch them in the head 06:00:03.720 --> 06:00:08.240 Right, and then you say oh didn't see it there, but it's like you did see them. You know what I mean 06:00:08.240 --> 06:00:12.880 Yes, okay, so now hit the turret by back up. Let them in your wave tank first get it 06:00:13.780 --> 06:00:16.680 No, you can't hit it. You get it jinx. You don't need to cut this 06:00:30.640 --> 06:00:34.720 Okay, now I want to shoot me the elisa on the way. It's not posh way posh way posh 06:00:35.600 --> 06:00:37.840 I forgot when I attack somebody to turret 06:00:38.240 --> 06:00:43.240 I forgot when I attacked somebody in turret range, but the turret focus is on me. 06:00:43.240 --> 06:00:45.240 Okay, do you want to hear something crazy? 06:00:45.240 --> 06:00:46.240 It's broken. 06:00:46.240 --> 06:00:47.240 Yep, what's up? 06:00:47.240 --> 06:00:50.740 So, if you would have actually hit the turret right away, it would have been dead by the 06:00:50.740 --> 06:00:52.240 time that Elise gets there. 06:00:55.240 --> 06:00:57.240 So now right click this for a massage. 06:00:57.240 --> 06:00:58.240 Just right click the item. 06:00:58.240 --> 06:00:59.240 You got it, you got it. 06:00:59.240 --> 06:01:00.240 There you go, perfect. 06:01:00.240 --> 06:01:03.240 So now walk to the dragon out of base, okay? 06:01:08.240 --> 06:01:16.240 Okay, so now Jinxie, let me ask you a question. What is the first item in your inventory right now when you look at it and you see it? 06:01:16.240 --> 06:01:18.240 They didn't steal caps. 06:01:18.240 --> 06:01:20.240 Okay, what do they look like? 06:01:20.240 --> 06:01:22.240 Rad, boots. 06:01:22.240 --> 06:01:26.240 Okay, now if you were a dog, Mom, where would you buy those? 06:01:30.240 --> 06:01:35.240 Okay, so now what this are going to do, I want you to look on the dragon here, okay? 06:01:35.240 --> 06:01:41.460 now back up there's a team ocean he's placing bombs we needed to dodge the 06:01:41.460 --> 06:01:45.380 bombs he's now Jonah with a Zara let's see what's happening here your team is 06:01:45.380 --> 06:01:49.380 probably gonna look for a fight flash and then smite it if you trust me okay 06:01:49.380 --> 06:01:56.900 I'll trust you you want me to flash them and smite it or not yes I'd 1400 no 06:01:56.900 --> 06:02:04.820 no yes at the edge fashions wait Jinxie yeah okay fashion now fashion 06:02:04.820 --> 06:02:11.700 go now go now you in fashion and Q on the misfortune oh okay uh press w press w just 06:02:11.700 --> 06:02:17.980 keep hitting it keep hitting it oh okay okay now q on the Elise going Q Q E Q E R R R 06:02:17.980 --> 06:02:28.060 nice nice nice okay dude i like this girl dude i'm telling you bro i'm telling you 06:02:28.060 --> 06:02:33.780 yes and you know what the best thing about this champion is for you what you can create 06:02:33.780 --> 06:02:37.860 Spiritling because the problem with you is that you're not gay and you're not a furry 06:02:37.860 --> 06:02:42.320 But since you actually like woman you can actually goon to Diana off stream 06:02:42.320 --> 06:02:45.580 So it makes it so you can establish a spiritual connection with her 06:02:46.500 --> 06:02:47.860 Okay, okay 06:02:47.860 --> 06:02:55.580 Okay, so now Q and yeah, and now going on this perfect. It's now EW W W use your W. Don't forget about your W 06:02:57.460 --> 06:02:59.460 Okay, so now to the wrappers here 06:02:59.460 --> 06:03:03.460 to them okay now we'll walk to your jungle walk to your jungle walk to your 06:03:03.460 --> 06:03:06.220 jungle walk to your jungle walk to your jungle to your jungle to your jungle 06:03:06.220 --> 06:03:15.380 okay press B just press B right now yep press me oh god oh 06:03:29.460 --> 06:03:39.660 Okay, so now jinxing what you're gonna do first off 06:03:39.660 --> 06:03:41.660 That was good man. Nice call 06:03:42.580 --> 06:03:48.620 Well, I mean dude, I told you go wrappers and then recall and then you walked to the red buff 06:03:48.620 --> 06:03:53.460 You walked all the way around and then you died. Did you want to solve the problem? 06:03:53.460 --> 06:03:55.460 I 06:03:57.540 --> 06:03:59.700 Okay, did Jenny want to lose Baron? 06:04:01.580 --> 06:04:06.620 No, no, no, I mean so why is Baron gone then and Jenny didn't want to lose Baron 06:04:06.660 --> 06:04:12.740 Why is Baron gone Jenny? Answer me. Wait my team got two turrets. Are we winning or losing be honest though? You're winning 06:04:14.620 --> 06:04:16.620 Wait, so I'm gonna get iron one 06:04:17.700 --> 06:04:20.340 Well, I mean if you lock it in and you don't do that bullshit again 06:04:20.340 --> 06:04:25.020 Yeah, so now take the take the red and then afterwards walk to the enemy blue. You need to help your team 06:04:25.660 --> 06:04:29.600 Remember Jinxie and iron you're like the thing about this way 06:04:29.940 --> 06:04:34.880 Imagine your team like they're a bunch of disabled kids at school crossing the road and you're like the guy 06:04:35.020 --> 06:04:40.320 That's supposed to like do that with the stop sign to stop the cars from crossing the problem is that right now? 06:04:40.320 --> 06:04:42.060 You're always setting your team on their own 06:04:42.060 --> 06:04:48.740 So it's like they're just getting hammered by fucking like 16 viewers and 18 viewers while you're just sitting there watching it happen 06:04:48.740 --> 06:04:53.320 But you need to walk that with your soft sign does that make sense? Yeah, if you you need to walk back or you're dead 06:04:54.640 --> 06:04:59.040 The war is coming for you. So now Q on the crab. Can we on the crab? Take the crab 06:05:05.720 --> 06:05:07.720 So now Jinx you walk away you cannot one before 06:05:09.080 --> 06:05:11.080 Fake or good fake or good 06:05:11.200 --> 06:05:17.180 No, not against level 15 water. Okay. So now you're gonna take this and then afterwards, okay? 06:05:17.180 --> 06:05:23.940 I want you to go and I want you to go but kill kill try to come actually try to come fuck it try to come walk up walk up 06:05:23.940 --> 06:05:25.940 Don't be scared 06:05:26.300 --> 06:05:31.740 Nice. Oh wow what the fuck okay now Jinxie walk to the misfortune bar, but 06:05:36.020 --> 06:05:41.900 Okay, so now after this she's running waste you're gonna take for for the crugs. I want to take the crugs here 06:05:43.500 --> 06:05:46.300 Now W W don't forget about W 06:05:47.180 --> 06:05:50.180 What the one I'm doing W on I can't, dude. 06:05:51.180 --> 06:05:53.180 What? It does damage, bro. 06:05:53.180 --> 06:05:55.180 Wait, W does damage? 06:05:55.180 --> 06:05:56.180 Hover over the ability. 06:05:56.180 --> 06:05:58.180 I don't know how you know that. 06:05:58.180 --> 06:06:03.180 So your W does damage, but then it also gives you a shield. 06:06:03.180 --> 06:06:05.180 What? 06:06:05.180 --> 06:06:08.180 Yes, Snow Jinx, you clear your top side here? 06:06:08.180 --> 06:06:09.180 Yep. 06:06:09.180 --> 06:06:12.180 So you need to walk a little bit closer, but I like it though. 06:06:12.180 --> 06:06:14.180 Snow, I W. 06:06:17.180 --> 06:06:20.180 Nice QE. Okay, you're getting the hang of ranges, I like this. 06:06:20.180 --> 06:06:22.180 Now walk to the enemy red buff after this. 06:06:22.180 --> 06:06:27.180 Well walk to the red buff. Enemy red, enemy red, enemy red, enemy red. 06:06:28.180 --> 06:06:30.180 You might have to 1v1 Warwick here. 06:06:30.180 --> 06:06:33.180 I killed the misfortune mid. Misfortune mid, misfortune mid. 06:06:36.180 --> 06:06:37.180 Walk through jungle? 06:06:38.180 --> 06:06:42.180 Yes, E! E! E! What?! 06:06:43.180 --> 06:06:45.180 No you didn't! Okay, Q. 06:06:45.180 --> 06:06:50.460 press 3, press 3, 3, press 3, press 3, okay nice what does 3 do man? 06:06:50.460 --> 06:06:54.060 it's an active item but you're not gonna use it again so it's okay 06:06:54.060 --> 06:06:57.740 okay so now Jinx you walk up? no I walk back walk back you need to wait for your 06:06:57.740 --> 06:07:00.540 team what's what's happening with the warwick what's happening with the warwick 06:07:00.540 --> 06:07:05.100 don't over it okay so you could have won mid so there Jinx the promise that 06:07:05.100 --> 06:07:08.500 you're not droning enough like when you see that there's fights happening you 06:07:08.500 --> 06:07:12.780 need to be seeing what's going on press B you need to recall 06:07:15.180 --> 06:07:17.180 I think we're losing, though. 06:07:17.180 --> 06:07:18.680 No, you're fine, actually. 06:07:18.680 --> 06:07:21.680 Okay, Snow Jinxie, I'm gonna want you to buy Riftmaker. 06:07:21.680 --> 06:07:22.680 Yes, right there. 06:07:22.680 --> 06:07:24.680 Thank god it's on that fucking screen. 06:07:24.680 --> 06:07:25.180 Yup. 06:07:25.180 --> 06:07:27.180 No, it's good though, the word is right there. 06:07:27.180 --> 06:07:29.180 Okay, Snow Jinxie, this is what we're gonna do, okay? 06:07:29.180 --> 06:07:32.680 Walk up to them, and then try to like, shoot E.N. 06:07:32.680 --> 06:07:34.680 Walk up to them, walk up to them. 06:07:34.680 --> 06:07:36.680 Walk up! 06:07:38.180 --> 06:07:40.180 You're a tank! 06:07:40.180 --> 06:07:41.180 E.N., nice. 06:07:41.180 --> 06:07:44.180 Press W, press W, and then E.N. and R. 06:07:45.180 --> 06:07:52.180 What the fuck, man? 06:07:52.180 --> 06:07:57.180 What the fuck, bro? 06:07:57.180 --> 06:08:02.180 Jynxy, you know what this feels like? 06:08:02.180 --> 06:08:04.180 Can I just say what it feels like? 06:08:04.180 --> 06:08:07.780 Imagine there's an old folk, something that gets invaded by robbers, and you're the only 06:08:07.780 --> 06:08:10.180 able-bodied man able to actually stop them. 06:08:10.180 --> 06:08:14.180 And it's like there's a robber in front of you, and I tell you, Jynxy, throw a punch. 06:08:14.180 --> 06:08:17.500 And then it's like you wait three seconds, then you throw the punch 06:08:17.500 --> 06:08:25.020 But in that time frame he already ran away and now the 48 year old grandma with Alzheimer's is the one that takes the clock to the head 06:08:25.020 --> 06:08:29.100 And then she just sits there gets one shot and now she's dead on the floor dying 06:08:29.100 --> 06:08:33.940 And then it's like you ask me after like your don't us why the fuck do you tell me to kill the grandma? 06:08:33.940 --> 06:08:40.420 But it's like bro if you would do it a little bit faster. It would go so differently. Do you see what I mean? 06:08:44.180 --> 06:08:46.180 Okay, so now you're gonna walk mid. 06:08:46.180 --> 06:08:48.180 I'm gonna murder this wall. 06:08:50.180 --> 06:08:54.180 Okay. You might be able to end the game here. I'm not even trolling. 06:08:55.180 --> 06:08:58.180 Okay, push mid. Maybe you're on the game. Fuck this, bro. 06:08:58.180 --> 06:09:00.180 Fuck this, you're trying to push mid and end the game. 06:09:01.180 --> 06:09:05.180 Walk! Walk! Fuck! Please! 06:09:05.180 --> 06:09:08.180 Alright. Hey, hey, hey, hey, bro. 06:09:08.180 --> 06:09:11.180 Yo, yo. I'm not like your little fucking... 06:09:11.180 --> 06:09:15.440 League of Legends fucking dogs man. 06:09:15.440 --> 06:09:18.660 Mio, I just want you to walk up. 06:09:18.660 --> 06:09:21.060 Okay you're right Mio. 06:09:21.060 --> 06:09:22.060 Beta. 06:09:22.060 --> 06:09:29.940 Okay walk it back, walk back, walk back, walk back. 06:09:29.940 --> 06:09:31.340 So now go clear your top side. 06:09:31.340 --> 06:09:33.620 Nice end Strat bro. 06:09:33.620 --> 06:09:36.100 Hey, yo man, nice end. 06:09:36.100 --> 06:09:38.700 You got any more genius ideas bro? 06:09:38.700 --> 06:09:39.700 Let me know. 06:09:39.700 --> 06:09:40.700 What's next? 06:09:40.700 --> 06:09:46.340 Einstein nice to end bro. I'm getting rightly read it in myth. Okay, listen and dude 06:09:46.340 --> 06:09:50.300 You better fucking call me I'm signed again. Do not compare me to that part of file 06:09:53.060 --> 06:10:01.020 Yes, bro that guy was literally yes, bro. He fucking committed suicide supposedly in a jail cell like two years ago 06:10:02.900 --> 06:10:04.900 Epstein I said I'm 06:10:05.300 --> 06:10:07.540 Bro, it's the same name. No 06:10:07.540 --> 06:10:09.540 There's a few sort of real 06:10:09.860 --> 06:10:11.860 Okay, you both in sort of world 06:10:13.700 --> 06:10:16.860 Okay, what great things did he do bro found gravity 06:10:18.140 --> 06:10:21.500 Okay, sure that is a pretty good thing. Okay, so now get the red buff 06:10:27.740 --> 06:10:32.740 What kind of fucking nerd even knows that shit be thankful that you don't know that 06:10:32.740 --> 06:10:39.460 Okay, Jhin see look for the crab now, okay? 06:10:39.460 --> 06:10:45.820 Okay, so what are you gonna do after the crab then? 06:10:45.820 --> 06:10:52.820 Well, no because the problem is that the enemy team is ending the game so if you invade his 06:10:52.820 --> 06:10:54.420 jungle, you're probably actually just gonna lose. 06:10:54.420 --> 06:10:58.220 Okay, best I'll be here and then recall. 06:10:58.220 --> 06:11:04.420 God please recall. Okay, join me. Okay, Jinx seed this we're gonna have to do 06:11:04.420 --> 06:11:09.540 I'm gonna want you to flash E and pull in five people and get a pun to kill 06:11:09.540 --> 06:11:11.540 Flash E 06:11:11.540 --> 06:11:13.540 BYE BYE 06:11:13.540 --> 06:11:16.540 Oh my god. Oh my 06:11:16.540 --> 06:11:22.540 I did everything you said. Let me buy it real quick. 06:11:22.540 --> 06:11:29.540 What the fuck was that? 06:11:29.540 --> 06:11:37.020 Do you know what you just did? 06:11:37.020 --> 06:11:38.020 What? 06:11:38.020 --> 06:11:39.020 Talk to me man. 06:11:39.020 --> 06:11:42.740 It feels like I tell you Jinxie. 06:11:42.740 --> 06:11:46.740 There are five robbers that are invading that Toys R Us. 06:11:46.740 --> 06:11:50.060 I need you to snipe all of them with a sniper. 06:11:50.060 --> 06:11:54.800 And then you walk in with an LMG, you gun down all of the children, and then you tell 06:11:54.800 --> 06:12:00.100 me, yo don't do this, I did exactly what you said, miho, why did it not go well for me? 06:12:00.100 --> 06:12:03.940 Well dude, cause what the fuck was that? 06:12:03.940 --> 06:12:04.940 What? 06:12:04.940 --> 06:12:05.940 That was a marlin play! 06:12:05.940 --> 06:12:06.940 That was even worse than a marlin play! 06:12:06.940 --> 06:12:07.940 Don't put me and marlin in the same sentence again, bro, please. 06:12:07.940 --> 06:12:08.940 Marlin didn't even click his buttons for two minutes, bro. 06:12:08.940 --> 06:12:09.940 He just said- Yeah, at least he didn't fucking click them on the minions! 06:12:09.940 --> 06:12:12.420 put me and marlin in the same sentence and daniel bro please 06:12:14.100 --> 06:12:16.340 marlin didn't even click his button in just for two minutes bro 06:12:16.820 --> 06:12:17.860 he just sucked me out of the game 06:12:17.860 --> 06:12:20.020 i at least didn't fucking quit them on the minions 06:12:20.740 --> 06:12:21.380 i get bought back 06:12:21.380 --> 06:12:22.020 you're gonna die 06:12:22.020 --> 06:12:22.580 you're gonna die 06:12:22.580 --> 06:12:23.300 well watch the 06:12:23.300 --> 06:12:24.500 watch the enemy raptors 06:12:28.100 --> 06:12:29.540 i feel like i could have saved my synonym 06:12:30.740 --> 06:12:31.780 no if you 06:12:31.780 --> 06:12:33.140 if you go for these jungle camps 06:12:33.140 --> 06:12:34.020 you are gonna die 06:12:34.020 --> 06:12:34.660 i'm telling you 06:12:36.980 --> 06:12:38.420 you said to go to the enemy raptors 06:12:38.420 --> 06:12:39.380 you sack of shit 06:12:39.940 --> 06:12:43.860 yeah and then you walk to the wolves so what the fuck do you want me to do then 06:12:43.860 --> 06:12:51.940 I confuse raptors and wolves sometimes okay so who's the second shit me okay so 06:12:51.940 --> 06:12:56.180 now I want you to say oh god wait walk back walk it walk into your nexus and in 06:12:56.180 --> 06:12:59.860 a femboy voice I want you to say I've been a naughty boy for daddy and I 06:12:59.860 --> 06:13:05.080 deserve to be punished you really want me to do that in my nexus man 06:13:05.080 --> 06:13:09.580 Me how it's a requirement faker did this 06:13:10.660 --> 06:13:16.640 Okay, what do I say again? Say I've been a naughty boy for daddy. I deserve to get punished 06:13:16.980 --> 06:13:20.520 I've been a naughty boy for daddy. I deserve to get punished 06:13:21.220 --> 06:13:23.220 Yeah, you're caught down right you do 06:13:27.720 --> 06:13:32.220 Okay, yeah, just what you saw about what's on the party going on in part right now 06:13:35.080 --> 06:13:44.600 okay so look we just walk out realize that I see the things like guys I see 06:13:44.600 --> 06:13:57.400 it okay I wanted to do it okay wait yeah this character sucks if I'm 06:13:57.400 --> 06:13:59.400 I'm Warwick, I literally get a quad. 06:14:02.180 --> 06:14:03.680 I just had an instant, bro. 06:14:03.680 --> 06:14:05.680 Why am I playing this small champion? 06:14:10.200 --> 06:14:12.200 Jinx, you know what it feels like? 06:14:17.200 --> 06:14:19.700 It's like, it's not a character issue. 06:14:19.700 --> 06:14:24.900 If you would have even taken a gold Diana player, put him in that same position and would have gotten a quad your kill. 06:14:24.900 --> 06:14:28.460 Yeah, because he's a gold Diana player. I'm an iron Diana player 06:14:31.060 --> 06:14:36.980 You're your first time to be fair yes, bro. Yes, no shit a gold Diana player 06:14:36.980 --> 06:14:41.740 Why are we voting to surrender this guy's in every time in our nexus? Okay, wait, okay, Jinxie 06:14:41.740 --> 06:14:44.680 I wanted to read out loud how many kills and assist you up 06:14:47.900 --> 06:14:49.900 67 06:14:50.220 --> 06:14:52.220 What should I pass? 06:14:52.220 --> 06:14:55.100 Don't bother buying anything, honestly. 06:14:55.100 --> 06:14:58.460 Alright, is it time to win the game in Dragon or are they all going to be Dragon to have 06:14:58.460 --> 06:14:59.460 no vision? 06:14:59.460 --> 06:15:01.740 Yeah, you got an okie look for Dragon here, honestly. 06:15:01.740 --> 06:15:04.500 Why'd you laugh when you said that? 06:15:04.500 --> 06:15:05.500 No. 06:15:05.500 --> 06:15:06.500 Nice, Coach. 06:15:06.500 --> 06:15:11.020 So, Coach, you know how like 10 minutes ago you said we were winning? 06:15:11.020 --> 06:15:13.020 How about now? 06:15:13.020 --> 06:15:14.020 Miho. 06:15:14.020 --> 06:15:15.020 Miho. 06:15:15.020 --> 06:15:19.940 It's like we're playing chess and you're up, you're queen and like five brooks and 06:15:19.940 --> 06:15:23.620 you into the enemy pawns so many times then now it's like you're losing does 06:15:23.620 --> 06:15:30.380 that make sense yeah well coach call me team fight Terry watch this I don't want 06:15:30.380 --> 06:15:35.980 to watch okay look Jinxie just don't fight until the elder is gone you will 06:15:35.980 --> 06:15:43.060 never win a fight if they have out there no no no no no please my empty pieces 06:15:43.060 --> 06:15:47.500 of shit teammates are fighting okay so you know what walk up fuck it might as well 06:15:47.500 --> 06:15:54.500 ends with them. Are you going, going, huh? Oh, wow. 06:15:54.500 --> 06:16:03.980 What do you got me doing out here, man? Like, like, bro, you told me to not fight, and then 06:16:03.980 --> 06:16:17.460 you said to fight. Special team and you are the same rank as us. 06:16:17.460 --> 06:16:27.280 You delusional piece of human feces. 06:16:27.280 --> 06:16:29.880 What is up with league players thinking they're like above their teammates? 06:16:29.880 --> 06:16:33.600 Oh bro, you're the same rank as us. 06:16:33.600 --> 06:16:37.520 GenC, can I show you something? 06:16:37.520 --> 06:16:41.560 Bro had like, bro went three kills positive, you're the reason. 06:16:41.560 --> 06:16:43.560 uh 06:16:44.600 --> 06:16:48.680 Wait, I don't think they can actually end yet. I actually don't think they can end yet 06:16:50.040 --> 06:16:51.560 Is that what you think, Dottas? 06:16:51.560 --> 06:16:53.880 Bro, they're literally not even hitting the nexus 06:16:55.640 --> 06:16:58.680 Okay, I'm on this over. Ah, Jinx, I want to show you someone. Are you ready? 06:17:11.560 --> 06:17:17.560 Okay, JNC, are you looking? I want you to look at my screen, are you ready? 06:17:30.560 --> 06:17:35.560 So, this channel is not about me. 06:17:35.560 --> 06:17:42.880 Um, this channel is about making helpful content for people who want to learn mental health 06:17:42.880 --> 06:17:43.880 skills. 06:17:43.880 --> 06:17:49.200 Bro, but I'm just shitty at this game, bro, like legitimately, man. 06:17:49.200 --> 06:17:52.320 Can I explain what it is and you're getting on your son? 06:17:52.320 --> 06:17:58.480 Bro, I don't know if I, like, I'm looking at this game is hard, bro. 06:17:58.480 --> 06:18:01.240 Like listen, listen, I want you to listen to me right now, okay? 06:18:01.240 --> 06:18:04.360 Because what I'm about to say is important, right? 06:18:04.360 --> 06:18:06.600 Nobody ever started this game, good. 06:18:06.600 --> 06:18:09.160 Nobody ever started this game, challenger. 06:18:09.160 --> 06:18:12.940 Nobody ever started this game being able to go on 1v5 and be able to do all these crazy 06:18:12.940 --> 06:18:13.940 things. 06:18:13.940 --> 06:18:14.940 Right? 06:18:14.940 --> 06:18:15.940 Nobody has. 06:18:15.940 --> 06:18:16.940 Okay? 06:18:16.940 --> 06:18:21.160 The problem right now is that you're just at a point where it's like you're very close 06:18:21.160 --> 06:18:25.920 to bronze and the only thing holding you back, Jinxie, is the volume of games that you're 06:18:25.920 --> 06:18:30.280 playing because you're going to have games like that where your work is taken from you. 06:18:30.280 --> 06:18:33.360 You're going to have games where your teammate ends you, whatever it is, right? 06:18:33.360 --> 06:18:38.080 you already know you're good on Warwick so it's like as long as you play it you're gonna be able 06:18:38.080 --> 06:18:45.840 to climb right but if you allow one loss or two losses to dictate you getting offline then you're 06:18:45.840 --> 06:18:51.840 never gonna be able to go anywhere it's like starting your stream at one viewer and saying hey guys 06:18:51.840 --> 06:18:56.640 I only had one viewer for the last two hours so I'm just gonna go offline because what the 06:18:56.640 --> 06:19:03.040 fuck is even the point anymore right you didn't start off streaming being the most entertaining guy 06:19:03.040 --> 06:19:10.080 You didn't start off streaming being champion in R6, you didn't start off streaming being any of these things, but it's like 06:19:10.480 --> 06:19:14.720 over time you learned, you grew, and you were able to evolve, right? 06:19:15.040 --> 06:19:22.480 And the problem right now, Jinxie, is that it's like every game of League is like you getting xp and gaining xp, right? 06:19:22.880 --> 06:19:29.280 And you're hotbar, and it's like you can evolve, but you're just not getting enough xp for it to happen 06:19:29.280 --> 06:19:34.160 It's not because you're shitty. It's not because you don't understand what's going on because you do 06:19:34.160 --> 06:19:40.040 It's just that you need to play more for it to become muscle memory and I'm telling you bronze is easy 06:19:40.160 --> 06:19:44.960 Like do you want to know the reason why Ludwig had platinum? Do you want me to be brutally honest? Yeah 06:19:45.760 --> 06:19:49.480 It's because he was playing League of Legends for eight hours a day 06:19:49.600 --> 06:19:54.520 That's the only reason why the reason why he went from silver to platinum on his last stream 06:19:54.520 --> 06:19:58.640 It's because he played it for 12 hours in a single day. That's the reason why 06:19:58.640 --> 06:20:05.240 Right and the problem is right now that you're sitting there and it's like right now for you Jinxie 06:20:05.840 --> 06:20:11.020 It feels like league is just like a segment right where you're like, right? We're doing our six 06:20:11.020 --> 06:20:16.860 We're doing let's say class for doing this and then we're doing a league segment, but it's not a segment, bro 06:20:17.020 --> 06:20:24.280 It's the capability and the possibility for you to prove everyone wrong and show everybody what you're really capable of 06:20:24.280 --> 06:20:29.800 That's what it is. It's not a fucking little segment show there where it's like, okay guys 06:20:29.800 --> 06:20:32.740 We'll clock in one or two games the league and then I'll get off line 06:20:32.740 --> 06:20:36.900 I'll eat some chick-fil-a and then that's it for the night. I might drink right? That's not what it is 06:20:36.900 --> 06:20:44.160 I don't drink every night man. Okay, so okay then scratch right but what I'm saying is that it's like League of Legends is 06:20:44.880 --> 06:20:49.380 Not and should not be a little thing where you're like, I'm gonna play one or two games a day 06:20:49.380 --> 06:20:50.780 And then by the end of the month 06:20:50.780 --> 06:20:55.740 I'm gonna be silver it should be a thing well if you decide one day hey today 06:20:55.740 --> 06:21:01.420 I'm going for four hours, and I'm not fucking stopping until I'm bronze and even through all the shitty losses 06:21:01.940 --> 06:21:05.100 Even through all the hard times you still keep pushing 06:21:06.540 --> 06:21:09.820 Because that Jinxie is what separates the good players from the best 06:21:09.980 --> 06:21:16.060 It's not the fact that they're able to fucking go and you know do the crazy pentacle plays 06:21:16.060 --> 06:21:21.340 It's the fact that when they were getting shit on when they didn't know what was happening and when they were losing 06:21:21.340 --> 06:21:25.300 They were willing to queue up again and again and again and again 06:21:25.700 --> 06:21:31.140 You want a good warwick player on your first game? You are now just like your Diana 06:21:31.220 --> 06:21:35.260 You you're not gonna be the best Diana now, but you can get there 06:21:35.460 --> 06:21:38.260 You are holding yourself back right now 06:21:38.740 --> 06:21:42.740 You and only you not the people stealing warwick from you 06:21:42.740 --> 06:21:48.700 Not the people into your fucking games and not the people shame sniping you only you are holding yourself back 06:21:48.860 --> 06:21:52.020 Because I'm telling you I know you have what it takes 06:21:52.020 --> 06:21:56.700 And there are a lot of fucking people here that agree with that as well and 06:21:57.140 --> 06:22:00.940 Every time you get off after one loss or you say that's it for me tonight 06:22:00.940 --> 06:22:05.140 The only thing you're doing is you're making it so that there's one less voice 06:22:05.940 --> 06:22:10.980 That's willing to talk to everyone else and say no guys. He has what it takes 06:22:10.980 --> 06:22:18.240 You're snuffing out one person's hope that their favorite streamer will be able to actually 06:22:18.240 --> 06:22:20.900 get a high rank in this game. 06:22:20.900 --> 06:22:23.180 That's the only thing you're doing, Jinxie. 06:22:23.180 --> 06:22:26.880 You're making it so that all these people that believe in you, that want to see you 06:22:26.880 --> 06:22:32.560 succeed and that actually have faith in your progress and in your climb, you're proving 06:22:32.560 --> 06:22:34.340 them wrong. 06:22:34.340 --> 06:22:38.900 And it's not because you're not good enough that it's CSU. 06:22:38.900 --> 06:22:45.060 It's because you're not willing to overcome the hurdle where once you surpass that, you 06:22:45.060 --> 06:22:46.820 will become great. 06:22:46.820 --> 06:23:09.540 So you're basically saying to just throw my life away from League of Legends? 06:23:09.540 --> 06:23:11.020 Do you have a family, Jinxie? 06:23:11.020 --> 06:23:13.020 Do I have a what? 06:23:13.020 --> 06:23:14.020 Do you have a family? 06:23:14.020 --> 06:23:15.020 Yes. 06:23:15.020 --> 06:23:16.020 Do you have friends? 06:23:16.020 --> 06:23:24.340 friends. Do you have a daily routine? Yes. Do you have other games that you enjoy playing? 06:23:24.340 --> 06:23:31.940 Yes. Do you have hobbies? Yes. Not anymore, Jinxie. From now on, you are a League of Legends 06:23:31.940 --> 06:23:39.380 player and that is all you are. And tomorrow, right, even if you call it today, tomorrow 06:23:39.380 --> 06:23:44.680 when you go live, you're gonna fucking sit in your chair and you are not getting off 06:23:44.680 --> 06:23:49.920 League of Legends and tell your bronze. Do you understand me? Because it's only five 06:23:49.920 --> 06:23:56.300 or six wins and it's easy as fuck. So I don't care, Jinxie, if it gets to a point where 06:23:56.300 --> 06:24:00.480 your family hasn't seen you in months. I don't care if it gets to a point where your hair 06:24:00.480 --> 06:24:05.200 actually becomes three inches in length. I don't care if it gets to a point, Jinxie, 06:24:05.200 --> 06:24:09.200 where you're saying don't test. I feel like galling from Lord of the Rings. I haven't 06:24:09.200 --> 06:24:13.920 seen the sun in a month. I'm going to look you dead in the eye, Jinxie. And I'm going 06:24:13.920 --> 06:24:20.040 to say, are you low elo? You're going to respond yes. And then I'm going to make you 06:24:20.040 --> 06:24:30.640 queue up again. Am I understood? Yes. So tomorrow you want me to do a stream where like I literally 06:24:30.640 --> 06:24:37.040 don't get off until I get bronze. How long could that take? I'm being dead serious when 06:24:37.040 --> 06:24:43.380 I say this and this isn't me glazing you or anything I would say that if you actually 06:24:43.380 --> 06:24:48.000 try because the thing is there are two Jinxies there's content Jinxie me ho 06:24:48.000 --> 06:24:53.760 me ho it's not about try my warwick got taken I would have finger blasted that last 06:24:53.760 --> 06:24:58.920 scene if I had warwick understand listen listen I'm not just talking about that last game 06:24:58.920 --> 06:25:03.720 I'm talking about in general like half the time gonna sit there and it's like Jinxie 06:25:03.720 --> 06:25:09.320 I was watching you, let me just say this bro, I was watching you duel with Muda and you 06:25:09.320 --> 06:25:11.800 held Q the entire fucking game. 06:25:11.800 --> 06:25:19.360 But when I'm in the call telling you hold Q, you press it every single time. 06:25:19.360 --> 06:25:21.960 So yeah, I understand. 06:25:21.960 --> 06:25:25.440 I'm getting better at holding Q, that's why I wanted to show you my Warwick games, bro. 06:25:25.440 --> 06:25:27.880 But let's see. 06:25:27.880 --> 06:25:31.920 My chat is saying if I do a stream tomorrow where I don't end until I get bronze, somebody 06:25:31.920 --> 06:25:36.600 said, if I win every game, it'll take six hours. Is that true? No, 06:25:36.600 --> 06:25:40.640 every game. If I win every game tomorrow and have a delay and 06:25:40.640 --> 06:25:44.160 try my ass off and go full trial, like run an actual fucking 06:25:44.160 --> 06:25:47.680 delay for the snipers and shit. Yep. How long would it take to 06:25:47.680 --> 06:25:51.760 give runs? If I like, because I'll do like an hour of other 06:25:51.760 --> 06:25:57.480 shit, I'll go live early, and then, um, yeah, like tomorrow, I'm 06:25:57.480 --> 06:25:59.600 gonna watch or else. Yes. And that'll be done at like fucking 06:25:59.600 --> 06:26:07.600 two or three. So if I dedicate my entire day to getting bronze and let's say I win all my games, 06:26:07.600 --> 06:26:16.720 how long would that take? Four hours. Now, how about if I win 70% of my games, like six hours? 06:26:20.400 --> 06:26:26.480 But Jensi, let me tell you something right now. I'm telling you right now that days like this 06:26:26.480 --> 06:26:29.600 are what you're going to need to actually break that barrier. 06:26:29.600 --> 06:26:31.600 When you were getting into Clash Royale, 06:26:31.600 --> 06:26:34.240 did you ever have days where all you played was Clash Royale? 06:26:35.440 --> 06:26:35.680 Yes. 06:26:36.480 --> 06:26:38.080 And that's the reason why, Jinxie, 06:26:38.080 --> 06:26:42.000 you were able to become one of the fucking highest ranked players in that game. 06:26:42.000 --> 06:26:43.280 That's the reason why. 06:26:43.280 --> 06:26:46.080 And if you were, if you would be willing to do the same with League, 06:26:46.080 --> 06:26:48.320 I am telling you, I am telling you, 06:26:48.320 --> 06:26:50.960 let's say you say it would even be two days a week, 06:26:50.960 --> 06:26:54.080 where you say, guys, we're going to go fucking crazy in League today, 06:26:54.080 --> 06:26:55.920 and we're going to actually go insane, 06:26:55.920 --> 06:27:02.640 you would genuinely be silver minimum by the end of mid-June. I swear to god. 06:27:07.200 --> 06:27:13.520 All right man, so tomorrow I don't end my stream until I give roms. I run a delay and I try my ass off. 06:27:14.480 --> 06:27:18.720 And, and, and you get a piss bucket. 06:27:20.160 --> 06:27:22.080 Why, uh, why the piss bucket though? 06:27:22.080 --> 06:27:27.680 because the problem is that every single time you walk to the bathroom you get 06:27:27.680 --> 06:27:31.640 your mind taken out of the game because now you can sit there you can like see 06:27:31.640 --> 06:27:35.800 your mirror you see the toilet and all that but if we get you a pissed bucket 06:27:35.800 --> 06:27:39.600 your camera can't see under your desk so you're just gonna piss in that bucket 06:27:39.600 --> 06:27:49.640 all fucking day and it's gonna make it so you cannot not be locked in so you 06:27:49.640 --> 06:27:54.440 legitimately as my coach are recommending that I get a piss bucket so I lock in. 06:27:54.440 --> 06:28:00.440 It's what Faker did. I'm checking that. I need it. 06:28:09.440 --> 06:28:13.480 And if you don't hit bronze by the end of the stream and you saw in the stream 06:28:13.480 --> 06:28:15.480 You have to drink it 06:28:17.920 --> 06:28:25.520 They could never use the piss bucket fucking psychopath, okay, dude, who did you ask who did you ask Google? 06:28:26.960 --> 06:28:29.280 What the fuck do you think Google knows? 06:28:30.640 --> 06:28:37.380 This is from eight years ago bathroom, right exactly problem and league of legends and are being abused by pro players 06:28:37.380 --> 06:28:51.380 I'm going to watch RLCS at like one or three watching LCS tomorrow RLCS rocket league. 06:28:51.380 --> 06:28:52.380 Oh, okay. 06:28:52.380 --> 06:28:53.380 Okay. 06:28:53.380 --> 06:28:56.780 Tomorrow I'm going to watch RLCS because they get the finals and after that, I'm going to 06:28:56.780 --> 06:29:04.020 get right on league and I don't get off league until I get browns. 06:29:04.020 --> 06:29:05.020 That's what I like to fuck it. 06:29:05.020 --> 06:29:06.020 Virtual handshake. 06:29:06.020 --> 06:29:12.020 Okay, I'm shaking your hand, but I want you to get four energy drinks tomorrow. 06:29:12.020 --> 06:29:26.020 Okay. I have like Celsius. That's fine. So tomorrow, I don't end until I get bronze and I get energy drinks and I get a delay and I get a piss bucket. Anything else? 06:29:26.020 --> 06:29:31.020 Um, 06:29:31.020 --> 06:29:34.020 Is there one day shipping for love answers? 06:29:34.020 --> 06:29:35.020 I don't know what that is. 06:29:35.020 --> 06:29:36.020 What is Lavanzas? 06:29:36.020 --> 06:29:37.020 Can I look it up? 06:29:37.020 --> 06:29:39.020 Yeah, not on stream. 06:29:39.020 --> 06:29:41.940 So essentially what it would be, Jamesy, is it would be something that you insert in 06:29:41.940 --> 06:29:46.660 your boy hole and then every single time you die in league, I just make it vibrate. 06:29:46.660 --> 06:29:51.020 And every time you die more than once, it has increased vibrational frequency. 06:29:51.020 --> 06:29:54.860 And then we would end up making it so that if you like int, then it's like you literally 06:29:54.860 --> 06:29:59.860 have like a shattered anus. 06:29:59.860 --> 06:30:12.500 Okay, so tomorrow, I don't get off the stream until I get Bronze and League of Legends. 06:30:12.500 --> 06:30:14.020 I'm going to get a Piss Bucket. 06:30:14.020 --> 06:30:16.580 I'm going to have a 30-second delay at minimum. 06:30:16.580 --> 06:30:20.660 I'm going to have four energy drinks, one for every two hours, and on top of that, I'm 06:30:20.660 --> 06:30:24.980 going to get a Lepensis so you can shake my rectum whenever I int. 06:30:24.980 --> 06:30:28.700 Yep, and then you're also going to get a second one that you're going to put in your 06:30:28.700 --> 06:30:30.040 your mouth for a high-vise. 06:30:33.140 --> 06:30:34.740 All right, Mijo, not this. 06:30:34.740 --> 06:30:36.220 I'm gonna catch you tomorrow, man. 06:30:36.220 --> 06:30:39.140 Yo, I'm not ending the stream tomorrow 06:30:39.140 --> 06:30:41.740 until I get Brahms, virtual handshake. 06:30:41.740 --> 06:30:43.700 Okay, I'm not shaking it, bro. 06:30:43.700 --> 06:30:45.340 All right, bro. 06:30:45.340 --> 06:30:47.820 That guy's so fucked in the fucking head, man. 06:30:47.820 --> 06:30:48.740 All right, chat. 06:30:48.740 --> 06:30:51.660 Tomorrow, we're gonna watch ROCS. 06:30:51.660 --> 06:30:53.420 I believe it's finals. 06:30:53.420 --> 06:30:55.020 We're gonna, wait, is tomorrow? 06:30:58.700 --> 06:31:08.260 Yes. Okay. It's the final day for the Paris major. Okay. So tomorrow chat, we're going 06:31:08.260 --> 06:31:14.820 to go live early at like 12. We're going to watch RLCS grand finals in Paris, which should 06:31:14.820 --> 06:31:22.740 be cinema. And then after that, we are not ending the stream until we get brought. We're 06:31:22.740 --> 06:31:28.060 going to get four energy drinks, have a delay, and then John Chaz said some anal vibrator 06:31:28.060 --> 06:31:32.780 thing and a piss bucket. I don't know about the piss bucket and the anal vibrator thing, 06:31:32.780 --> 06:31:39.500 but I will have a delay. And I will literally dump realistically seven hours in the leak tomorrow, 06:31:39.500 --> 06:31:45.820 eight hours, whatever it takes to get bronze y'all. All right chat, fucking love y'all boys. 06:31:46.460 --> 06:31:52.860 Tomorrow we do not end of the stream until we get a bronze. Let's see it's in the RLCS finals, 06:31:52.860 --> 06:32:00.260 Paris teams chat who is in the finals chat who are the teams who are the teams who are 06:32:00.260 --> 06:32:16.260 the teams chat who is the teams young who is the teams who is it brother the finals 06:32:16.260 --> 06:32:22.020 is Sunday. Wait, what? So what the fuck is tomorrow? 06:32:24.580 --> 06:32:26.260 Mio. What? 06:32:33.380 --> 06:32:37.860 finals is Sunday. Okay. Well, all right, I'll be live tomorrow, chat early. I'm gonna have it like 12. 06:32:38.980 --> 06:32:44.580 All right, man. Chat love y'all boys and I'm gonna catch you guys in the next one. As always, guys. 06:32:46.260 --> 06:32:48.320 you