I told y'all boys I'd be alive! I told y'all boys I would not miss!
Bro, I didn't even shower!
Swalla, I did not shower! I'm wearing the same shirt as yesterday!
We're not a part timer!
Dude, my chair smells like donkey suit or shite.
Chad, what is good, y'all?
Yo, yo, yo, legitimately what is good?
You dirty ass motherfucker, yep.
Yo, Chad, you missed?
What did I miss?
You missed it?
You missed the announcement.
They said 1 PM.
What do you mean I missed the announcement?
Wait.
Oh, now this guy's going-
I miss the-
WHAAAAAT?!
They serve my PM!
I literally didn't even shower for this. I missed the in that
Barrage is full. They go to the high find to be have a clip right here. Oh my fucking god, bro
Do we have a clip? I bet you guys have driven some great. No
No, no, I missed the announcement. Are we dead ass?
Go back into the Vod three minutes. I missed the entire and I
wait no no wait oh my god oh my god lacking yo I just missed this they said
one pm I would love to talk with you get lucky I have important news but you
can't tell us chat for extra lore I filmed this in my bathroom before I
I showered and before I doomed.
So, man.
What I don't do to be more.
After all, I've been absolutely dominating Platinum Lop.
He's been rockin' me for far too long.
Chad, is this true or false, bro?
I feel like I have been running Platinum... Platinum One for sure.
Oh, no.
And I went to rockin' me, and asked for a greater challenge.
They came back to me and said, starting this summer,
Anyone who beats me in a match of Rocket League can earn a jinksy custom chair topper and a jinksy custom decal.
We're gonna kick-
CHAT!
Who's beating me, realistically, bro?
Yo, CHAT!
Who is beating me, realistically?
With a top-secret 3d3 creator tournament, but the thing is no one's gonna earn any items
I'm the Zen of Platinum
Yo chat listen bro, listen
Lee checked weather chat. Oh my god
We got a our own fucking rocket league
fucking skin decal chair topper I'm pretty sure an anthem that says basal
right bro W fucking rocket league man chat I have like not even a question I
have to hit diamond next season in my decal if I don't I'm a fucking loser
Bro, I'm a fucking loser, man
Bro, I wish I seen it live, but I literally I went live like a
Minute after it got announced or like 30 seconds after got asked
But chat tell me that isn't like yo, bro
Genuinely bro legitimately shout out to Rocket League man for real like this shit is insane to be in a video game
The only other time this happened was on Siege, bro to be in a video game W Rocket League man
for real. Insane, bro. Insane in the membrane. Insane. Got no brain.
Now, chat, we're going to watch some RLCS with Squishy.
We have a peak fucking matchup too. Zen is playing against SSG.
I'm pretty sure this is top four. I think I'm pretty sure ever
win this goes to grand finals. Am I speaking? Chat, am I speaking?
But yes, bro. Chat, to get the, um, to get the Jinxie Rocket League skin,
I'm pretty sure this is how it works
So it's like an infected thing. It's a cool-ass idea
To get the skin you don't have to buy anything
All you have to do is beat me in Rocket League and then I think if you beat anyone who has the decal
You just immediately get it. I think that's how they said it's gonna work
So like it's gonna be like an infected thing where it just like thousands of people will get it like every like hour or something
Do you know what I'm saying? Which is fucking sick, bro genuinely shout out to rocket league, bro insane
Jack if y'all didn't know this I didn't even notice rocket league is my
Most streamed game this year in 2026 crazy. It makes sense though because we started in January, bro
So yes, bro, yo shout out to rocket league man legitimately like bro when rocket league reached out to me about
Like giving me a skin in the game or like a decaddle the game. I was like, what the fuck? Yes, bro
So yeah, W rocket League man for realsies insane, bro
Literally insane. We are about to call squished Dale bingo in five minutes and we're watching
Zen versus SSG now chat squishy told me in the phone, bro
He said then it's gonna win this fucking major. He said that it's gonna win this fucking major
I should probably have mine. How do I do the code stream thing?
Let me refresh
Chad, how do I do the coast string thing?
Show the skin.
Wait, have they showed the skin yet?
I don't want to show it.
I don't want to leak it.
Chad, did they show the skin in the commercial or no?
They might show it today.
I actually don't know.
Guys, the skin is fucking sick.
But my favorite thing is the chair topper.
Wait, I don't even know if I'm supposed to say this.
Wait, did they say that?
Oh my God.
They showed it?
Wait, did they actually show it?
Chad, did they actually show it?
Wait, did I leak it?
No, no, no.
It's your skin anyways.
Decal and chair.
Okay, guys, the Rocket League chair topper, which you get with the decal.
Again, you do not have to buy it. I think you literally just have to beat anyone who has the decal
It'll start off with just me having it and then the first person to beat me because I'll just play pubs the whole day
The first person to be Neil get it and then anytime somebody beats anyone with the decal they get the whole thing
I think that's how it works. Um
And which I'm gonna call it the chair topper is my chair, bro
It is literally fucking sick. It is literally sick, bro. Like legitimately sick. I'm not gonna lie, bro
It is fucking fire. Hi, guys speaking of cars, bro. We have to set up forza horizon six man. Hi guys
I saw Odeh Schnitzel streaming it today. He literally was just tweaking with the wheel for an hour straight
Hi, guys, I gotta do a forza stream like this week
But it is chat
RLCS Paris major, whoever wins this, I think those two finals.
Chat, correct or incorrect?
No chat.
We're doing a force of stream this week.
High vibes.
Send me the link of what I need to buy, bro.
And then I'll set it up.
Well, I'm not going to lie.
I'll be my brother will set it up because I don't have the brain cells for that.
But my lights aren't even out of my room.
Chat, I didn't shower.
Go into yesterday's Bob.
This is the only time this ever happened.
Go into yesterday's vod. I'm wearing the exact same shirt as yesterday. I didn't shower. Am I a disgusting sack of shit, bro?
Get it ass. Ew, ew. Look, look, look. Guys, go to yesterday's vod, right? Watch this.
I'm just a sinner. Who already blew his shot?
Chat, look, look, look, look, look. Videos?
What's up, Los?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Check it out.
Look, look, look.
Yesterday's bad, right?
21 hours ago.
Same shirt.
Yo, Chad, I'm not even kidding when I say this.
I'm a loser.
I would have had time to shower chat,
but I played a game of League this morning
because after we watch RLCS,
we are not allowed to get off of the stream
until we reach bronze.
And I know Don Tess is gonna be proud of me
when I tell him that I didn't shower.
I know Don Tess is gonna be proud of me
when I tell them I didn't shower.
True, I know.
Jack, I didn't shower.
I can smell you from here.
World cup song.
Did you get the piss bucket?
Yo, Harry, no, I didn't get the piss bucket.
My coach is probably gonna be disappointed with me.
YouTube, I'm already live in YouTube.
YouTube, by the way, we're gonna be watchers
because I wasn't live on YouTube yet when I watch this.
YouTube, look at this.
Wait, have I put up the clip again?
Sorry, I'm a sack of literal human manure
and I deserve to be slapped in the face.
High-vives, high-vives, high-vives, high-vives.
Re-put up the clip, sorry, sorry.
Guys, about to watch Zen in two minutes.
When am I gonna call Squishing, actually?
You know what, YouTube?
If you guys wanna watch the Rocket League,
Jinxie, skin announcement, bro, what you call?
Go back into the Twitch bot.
All right, chat, let me call Squishing.
20 seconds of the game time, mod's on predictions, SSG vs Vitality, who do you got?
I can show the lights in my room.
Hello?
Yo!
Hey, how you doing bro?
Squishy, I didn't shower.
Alright. Hey, sometimes you have to hang loose bro.
Squishy, I didn't fucking shower man.
You missed the announcement bro?
No, I was one minute late to the announcement.
For the playoffs.
Bro, Squishy, I told you.
I told you they told me one and they did that 1258. Yeah
I did my set up I didn't I did it shower bro. It was a little ahead of schedule a lot of series were a little quicker than that
I took out the trophy. I got a Thomas life. Appreciate them coming back. Okay, so squishy
What's going on in this major man? We tuned in at like the best part, bro. I literally rode. Oh my fucking god
That's the stadium they're playing in holy shit. It's in France. I think we're in pairs from this one
Um, so this is to make the quarterfiles not the semis. This is for top six
Okay, so they're gonna go from six to one in one day tomorrow
Like tomorrow's top six all getting knocked out in a day or yes, yeah
Now you're right. Yeah, so today we went from eight teams to six teams only but there's an upper bracket
Where two teams already qualified for the top four.
It's a weird system.
But like this, this is elimination by the way.
So whoever loses is out here.
So we could lose then, but I don't think so.
I think they're gonna win this thing.
I don't know.
Yeah, you told me before you think Zen is gonna win
this major, why did it feel so squishy?
I mean, they've looked like the best team online in Europe.
But KC actually beat them in this event.
KC was actually EU four going into this.
And if I tell you it was EU one, but they lost to KC.
So we'll see, man.
I don't know.
Wait, KC was the EU4?
Weren't they like the best team in Europe?
They kind of fell off last little bit.
Yeah, remember Gentlemates on the one last major?
Against my team in the finals?
Yeah, so Gentlemates had a really good split.
They finished top two, I think.
For real, Cs.
Oh, here's the whole bracket right here.
KC beat Gentlemates, 4-1, holy shit.
Yeah, KC looked incredible to Savannah, dude.
I'm not going to lie, but Tiers playing crazy.
SR is already in the semis.
Yo, chat.
Oh my god.
Oh yeah, Energy's out, bro.
Energy's out.
Wait, what?
What?
Look, they lost a fury of Brazilian team.
Buss!
And then they lost a city yesterday, too.
Wait, so is this the last game of the day?
Yeah, they're last game, last game.
Best of seven.
A little bit.
Oh, it's best of seven.
I don't know.
I think game one is going to be.
Dude, I'm glad it's Zen, bro.
That actually worked out perfect.
Talty is a 90% chance.
Yeah, I know.
I think game one is going to be.
Dude, I was sweating Zen to win the last major.
I hope he wins this one.
It's in France.
It's kind of cinematic, if he does.
Dude, the last major Vitality going into that was not a contender at all.
You believed in them.
Like, they were really not a contender.
And they made the final.
Yeah, they got top two.
Yeah, yeah.
Bro, so wait, is Gentleman out?
Or no, no, they're in.
They're in.
Right?
Um, see if that's enough.
Gentleman out.
Another end still.
They're in still.
They lost the KT, so they just dropped down the Lord back in.
But there was so much kind of bad blood that felt like it was established at that event.
Yeah, NRG had their worst result ever this event.
And it didn't feel like they're even playing bad other teams just peak
That's it head to head between the two is actually how was the the season major game and exciting
It was kind of depressing bro. It was depressing stop it lost dude
Yeah, I heard it in loss
I heard that ambi had like a crazy game like 21 kills or something
Ambi had the best game in our six history in pro league yet a 20. Oh, that was the great it like the best performance
Yeah, the best individual kill to death ratio performance in like 11 years of siege in pro league insane
So yeah, when she like that happens you're kind of just destined to lose I guess
Yeah, that would be like someone in rocketing scoring eight goals in a single match or something
Here we go, here we go Zen walk out Zen walk out. Yeah
The number one team from the EU!
Okay, this atmosphere is sick!
Holy shit!
Bro!
And they're French, bro, so it's just peak.
It's just peak.
Are they all French?
That'll be...
This is the only one that's not in Spanish, but...
I mean, dude, Zen is like fan favorite, and they're in France, I don't know.
bro i think zen is the most loved pro bro, in pro and fudgy
zen is pretty cute man
dude, oh my god, this crowd is insane
did i shoot it like a football match bro, like literally
i was gonna say, i would assume in rocket league squishy, like it's so fucking big in europe,
like so big
Yes, yes, it's kind of the closest game to like sort of FIFA in a way.
You know what I mean?
Dude, so like KC fans, Vitality fans and Devon Mates fans,
they purchase like entire sections of the arena and they show up with drums and flags.
They have like chance together.
It's great. That's why it's so loud.
Bro, you'll see it.
I forgot to tell you at the, dude, at the Sidemen charity match,
I met a Squeezie who I think owns Gentleman's.
I'm not even kidding. Yes. Yeah, I know before the game. He's like, bro. Why the fuck were you cheering against my team?
Because I was cheering for oh that team. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they love rocketing bro. Yes, they love it
Oh my god, okay, okay, we fucking go
Okay, it's best of seven chat. Oh, yeah
You know how last major you're saying like exotic like Zen Intel exotic top playing good
All that like to electronic looks good. Yeah.
It looks good.
Can't see the ground ball.
I like that 10.
19.
What?
That's funny.
He's such a young buck, chat.
Squishy, what age has lost the Rockies?
19, Loki.
What?
Loki, Loki.
But I think it's getting a little higher now.
I think maybe 20.
But like 19.
They're getting there.
It's kind of crazy.
But yeah.
So if you're a 19, people are washed in rockety, like washed.
Okay, not like washed, like Zenon's still be good for like three more years,
but he probably won't be like the best player in the world much longer.
You know, I think he can do it.
No, no, no, I love that. I think he can do it, bro.
It's Pascal's time.
The booing, the booing.
Oh my God, they're booing.
Oh yeah, NA, bro.
Dude, this is actually like a football match.
They're booing.
They're bullying only shit! They're bullying the fuck out of them!
They're doing the fucking the dodgeball thing dude.
Oh the fucking yeah yeah yeah!
They're like pipe top shit.
Yeah yeah yeah. That's actually funny.
So this kid in the front, remember the kid I told you like retired to be a doctor at 14?
Yeah.
That's him. He came back.
He's actually like a master.
Did he say he became pro at 12 or something or 13?
Yeah, yeah, and he retired it for the tires of six months and he's like fuck it. I'm coming back for a while
Oh my god, yeah, it's like 15 16 7 7
Okay, so we need gender we and everybody love the fucking
They weren't bored when that movie came out, but I think white Goodman would approve the purple cobra is coming out
Dude, you're right. That's all not interpret. It was white goodman
I just want you to be uh
The decal and stuff bro. That's actually sick. Dude. I know bro. They've never you know, they've never done that for anybody
Like a single person never done nothing actually really cool
It's like an infected thing like yours. Oh, I do I know it's sick dude. Do you think it'll make its way to the highest rank?
So the bro, I think
My god, it's actually a good question. Wait what that is a good question. I think it might right?
I think I think bro squishy when they asked me about like oh, do you want to have this guy's blue kiss to the camera?
They're like, oh, do you want to have a skin in Rocket League? I was like, yeah, what the fuck?
Of course, yeah
Okay, this guy's best major result is me. Oh, he's new he's new he's Brazilian player
Not it's like all the the dance that I talked to you. They love you. They've actually love you
They love that you play bro squishy at next season
I don't know if I'm gonna be able to get it this season because I'm playing with Bob
He's been emptying the fuck out of my games
I've got I don't know what it is something awakened in me where I actually been playing better, bro
I've been playing better. Yeah, you gotta say cap
That probably helped. I'm not gonna lie bro switch it up. Is that true?
You switch right? Yeah, switch it up. He's made it 20 times
Because of frames man, I really need to do
And input like there's a little bit input like also in my game, there's a randomly crap
What's gonna use walk I think I think
Oh my god
Chad look at Zen
That's crazy
Yeah, 500 a match is crazy
Like the average is insane
I think a good player usually is like 420 maybe 440
Chad, okay
This is sick bro
They're literally like booing the fucking NA team
Like these guys are locked bro
Yeah
They're gonna be dead silent with NA scores
Like it's so funny
They kill me here for the French Zen
They're gonna go for those aerial shots
Go for those aerial turbo. You've been 10 scores the crowd's gonna like fucking over up there. Yeah, yeah
Yo, how do I close stream?
Like like like in our six I was able to close stream in it like there's a little button right it clumps all the viewers together
I don't know um
Oh, I see that but I guess they don't have the option. It's not knock. It's not knock stop
No, I know what you're talking about last major they had it. I don't really know
What is it changing
It just clumps all the views like everyone that's watching the event gets clumped into one thing
Yeah, oh, I see it helps the view count of the string. Yes
They like I think they require you to do it on our six, but on rock. They don't really
I'm not gonna lie, she starts at 8.
But, tomorrow starts at 8 in the morning.
Seriously, let me check, let me check, let me check, but, One said he's down to watch
semis and finals with us.
One, wait, wait, wait, wait, One, One puts the watch bragging league with us tomorrow.
Well, I messaged him yesterday and he's like, I'm down to watch Sammys and finals.
What? What?
That would be peak.
Okay, yeah, that would be fucking hilarious. I love O'Neil Schnitzel.
Okay, dude.
So, it starts at 8, yeah, so, but you could skip the first two if you really want, and we could just watch the Sammys and finals together.
But it would suck to miss if Xen get, no, he's not going to get knocked out though, Miha.
No, I thought, well, yeah, he's not going to get knocked out. And they play Man City, that was E5.
If they win this, they have a good bracket.
Yeah, let's take it to 5 gifted.
Okay, so what is what you can watch semis and finals then he's actually what time semis it or will you not know because the
No, I can see it. I can see it. It's a it'll be around 10 30
Okay chat should we start streaming at 10 a.m. Tomorrow
Should we start bro? I love the EU major because of the EU crowd, but my god the time zones cook me man
Yeah, I do worlds will be peak and that's and that's NA. So if you want to watch that
Yeah, yeah, when it's built, was she in like September something like 20th or something?
Bro, I've said this a hundred times chat the best
Esports to watch for sheer entertainment is Rockety because it's so simple and it's so exciting
When it's an overtime and there's fucking it's three to three or if it's a tie game and there's zero seconds left
And they're fucking bawling it like Rockety is the best esports watch. I said it's a thousand times yet
The reason why Siege isn't that good to watch is like the last minute of Siege rounds are peak, but all the build up is just so boring.
The dead time in between rounds, all the build up, the prep, the drone phase, nobody does anything for two minutes.
Look at the desk, by the way. All about talent.
Wow. No one even believes that. I think she's good, by the way. They're actually massive. I think they won a regional this split.
They beat an RG and go.
It's going to be tough.
Dude, so One actually is going to watch
Semi's tomorrow, Squishy.
Yeah, he said he's down, bro.
Hold and shit.
Chat, that'll be generational.
OK, I have to be up there.
Favorites in the world, favorites in chat as well.
And they've got some of the best players to ever get.
Bro, a match between finals between Kasey and Vitality
in France.
Oh my god.
So Kasey Vitality playing the Semi's,
if Vitality wins this.
That's all he has.
But it could be Mate's, it could be Mate's Vitality,
Which is actually peak again like it could be a rematch and they're in France. Those are the two biggest
Jinksy put my jersey on bro. Mio. I'm a Zen fan too, bro
SSG for two years Francis is that you
Francis that you Mio
Okay best of seven
Yeah, this team this SSG team is very technical like very mechanical
Yeah
Exotic like I said watch out for exotic things because he's actually playing crazy
Wait till it's in scoring
I don't know the same just there that is capitalized if there's an opening
So they randomly just kind of primed out at the last major and kept momentum going, huh? Yeah, I mean
Like I said, you're saying lost major you're saying like like then these help if teammates aren't helping him
They're helping him a lot now like they're playing really good
Oh my god, I love it. Oh my god
I love every time Sam has the ball I literally get a rouse. He's so fucking good at fucking rocket league
SSG's team looks like their average age is like 16.
Yeah, they're so young.
They're all newer players.
Wait, so why do you see you have to be 18 to be a pro, but in rockin' you need to be 16?
It's the shooting aspect.
Like, it's not, uh, the killing, you know.
Yo, was that a triple tap?
Oh my god, yes.
Oh my god.
That is like insane.
Was that a triple tap?
Yeah.
You got a reset? So you had a flip there.
Yeah, he would have scored. He actually chose not to shoot the pass net.
A triple cap assist? What is he on, bro?
What is he on?
Yeah, he's so off.
What the fuck?
I think it's A-districted because of the...
Oh my god, sand again.
Two exes, he's getting literally moped.
Everybody seems like tally faking out particularly NRG this year. They do like to go for a lot of mind games
Yeah, I was in a one-way one eventually where they saw it a minute ago
No, that's not going anywhere
Yeah
like too strong everyone's defense is too good
yo holy shit
is that hatchwick or skizzy?
i think it might be yeah
skizzy is actually having an insane tournament
oh my god they're coming so long
at some point he's better than zed
maybe at some point
this is good
they're gonna win bro i have a feeling
another one
Another one. Yo, it's four. Oh my god
Uh
Four goals in two minutes me home
So it's the ambi record, but you just said the anything remember eight goals. Yeah
I've been like somebody scoring eight goals in a match
Imagine
Heard you on the platform
Yes, I won my suit. Literally two days ago. I won my
Literally felt like my first ever
Uh, my max.
Ha ha ha.
Yo, that's not, you're, you played so many tournaments, bro, you played very much.
Yeah, I'm like, I'm like 1 for 60.
I'm retired now.
Now I'm retired.
Now I gotta do that.
I'm gonna go.
I doubt it would be cheap.
I think I saw a sweet end Zwink got that one.
And I'm walking like, did you know he played?
Bro, he's down low to the games for that tournament like months ago, most of the games.
Yeah.
Zwink bought me, chat.
What?
It started the game later than me.
What?
Mom.
Oh my god.
I mean...
Bad job, bad job.
It's over.
Dude, they're getting booed.
They're kissing boo.
How do you even win this, man?
It's actually really hard.
I'm not gonna lie.
I think that makes a massive difference
having the crowd support.
No, 100%.
Literally 100%.
Have you ever done like a show match on Siege?
Like on stage
No, I've never been on a stage
I've never been on a major before
Really?
No, never. I still don't like traveling them up
Yeah, no, I'm just saying
They do have stuff all the time, like in Rocksley
They have like creators who like show match on stage
and so they know the danger the SSG possesses we talked about the one-sided
match dude he's so threading on the ball like it's actually kind of insane
that's didn't even be like an opportunity but it's kind of
makes it work. Wait. Wait. They're going to need some of that from him. Nah, this game
is fucking over. If SSG scores three goals in a minute chat, about to get this up to
the chat. Three goals in a minute. I'll get a fucking ass dash. I don't even remember
last time at the Regal like come back happen really
I mean thinking about how soon it is they have four goals in a minute
Oh my god, Zen is so cute
out to you completely suffocating them high up in the bitch
no boosts available in the midfield and it's all I can't see the way
I wanted to get Zen for the naster too
and he's just he's there with him in the air
he has happened to take the ball but couldn't quite catch that out in the midfield
nice Zen
dude this game is over man
oh yeah we're not getting vitality looks even better bro
it looks good dude and apparently there's a major update happening more
I don't even know what it is, but there's an update that's happening. You know when you get demoed. It's like a random like that you spot on
That will literally make rock me like zero RNG, but you die you pick the side
Even when it's four to one listen to the crowd
Oh my god
for fucking SSG.
Yeah.
Dude, look at Zen, bro.
This control of the crowd.
Dude, every game that's ever been played in Pro League would be different if that respawn
choice existed before, like every single one.
Kind of insane.
It's a massive chance.
This crowd is fucking awesome, dude.
Oh my god.
Just do every major in fucking Paris, bro.
Holy shit.
It was a doodle door.
Yeah, they've been asking for a French crowd like this for ever because I think France is the biggest support in Rockin' Red now.
Yes, yeah. They have the best players and the best teams.
Those three Orcs like KC, Gentleman and Vitality have such an insane fan base. They just follow the player all the way.
I mean probably probably low though, but like probably
I think there's 3,000 I mean I think there's at least one
They're in France
They're doing chance. Oh my god. Yeah, it's kind of look at me. It's hot in Jersey, bro
This is the alters is the vitality ultra that section the Hornets is called the building
I mean, oh my god
That's what I was saying, so you see the left side of the screen, they're jumping up?
That's the golden hornet's ultra, so the org basically buys out that section of the stadium
and they just support the team and they're just like, lost in only supporting Bota out
of here.
right after the opening minute all right chat let's see if xsg has any fight in them today
my tally hat well defended cycle double but a controlling one from xan
nope xan's on that check xan is on that check me huh he's locked bro yeah oh my god you're
You see that? He's seen this!
Yes, this is dangerous right now, see where it is.
It's busy!
Must be.
Who won the siege major by the way?
Um...
Which McCallibate?
Uh...
Do you want a squirt steam?
Darkseer, Darkseer, I'm not...
Oh, Darkseer. Wow.
Was that unexpected?
Yo, Rocket League's in the chat, man!
What's up, Rocket League? Yeah, uh, what's it called?
Um, yeah, they were not, they were not supposed to win, I don't know.
They were not, like, a top 3 or 4 team.
Which is kind of cool when you're going to win.
It's like $100, yeah.
Oh my god!
This is much better from SSG, they are dead.
Come on, 10, go 10! You got it, you got it!
No.
They know the fights out here, play it as fast as possible.
They know that, if you don't give it immediately, you might as well not go,
so I think they're picking their files a little smart.
High-fives we need to a forza stream this week, bro. We got to buy the wheel and set it up send me the link in Amazon
We gotta get all these equipment dude. This reminds me of forza
And I saw only schnitzel on me touch for space station reveal
I love that you know
Did I originally saw that like a tiktok comment and I just didn't stop laughing
Yeah, I'm a I saw the tiktok comment as well. No
What oh?
You gotta be careful though, because he's kind of nasty individually. I'm not gonna line
He has like a top 3 1v1 player in the world like on the ball. He's threatening second
It's kind of scary, but you gotta believe
I mean, this is elimination to the pressures on
Oh
They didn't even get to play
Bro, he was doing a tax three for two hours
Satch
Oh my god, oh my god bro, oh open goal, open goal, yeah, you see what Zendis did?
He's shooting triple cap bro, hit it to the, so usually people just go for hit to the ceiling
then hit it toward the net, he went hit to the ceiling, hit to the ceiling again then
hit it for the best that's like so rare actually that's actually so hard to do
get it like perfectly managed
he's on Adderall
oh this game's yo gap is so insane bro oh my god yes then yeah
holy shit bro look at this shot was she look at that shot
Like touch it. Yeah, bro. That's the only way you score is that too
This got his feet
Someone in my chat said
He said
Tell Jinx not to get the moat so we'll that's what only has and it's hard to set up
Tell him to get the logitech
Don't get the moat so we'll get the logitech. Okay. Got it. I only has moat so it's not
like part of the set up
Have I get the logitech wheel
Oh my god
Well, I think I don't know I think Vitality is just definitely winning this man
Oh
Another gold may be no
Oh
We miss oh my god, that's a lookie. He should have probably had that
Everyone's saying logics easier to set up
Most is better for other racing game
to keep happening at space station.
Reveal having to lose his way around
vitality players when he's rotating back.
Oh my god.
Back on D5G, I found out he was out.
He was out.
How is he there?
Yeah, how is he there?
So high up.
And it's so fast.
He's got me making those mistakes.
He's out with the burst skill.
Oh, he got them up.
Wait.
He's getting back towards the city.
There's a hole he's set.
That's a goal.
Oh my god.
Bro, that was almost a triple tap.
Yo wait, Squishy, did you play rock-n-roll with One? How good is he?
Yeah, I did, I did. Dude, that was actually so fun.
Is he back?
No, bro, like, honestly, first time playing, he was pretty impressive, not gonna lie.
Like, he got good within like an hour. Like, he was like hitting the ball with flips and stuff.
Bro, that's like EU death. EU death.
I was pretty surprising.
He was having fun, but I'm not gonna lie.
Bro, I can't even brush my teeth.
I'm gonna brush my teeth right now, okay?
I'll be back. I'm gonna bring my toothpaste.
The goal was fair, and now all over.
I think Zac just felt the pressure, the clock there.
He knows that he needs some office.
Dole is third.
Got Dustin.
Oh, you know, even if he doesn't go there,
they're still in a bad spot.
It's a tough one for us.
Ten's just playing so attractively.
I don't know, like if your ass is full, it's gonna be a tough out for any team.
I don't know like if your SST is probably feels so hard man the whole crowd's against you
I'm gonna aim like Earth, but um, that way it looks like I'm howling.
I'm gonna aim like Earth.
No clue what he just said.
I have no idea what he just said.
Yeah, major final two years in a row in two different teams is a super aggressive result
and I've been getting a deep run in another one.
He's going to change his shirts a little bit and look like he's showered, is that what
he's doing?
What are they saying to each other?
It's right now.
They've got to find a way to quiet this crowd.
This crowd has been energetic the whole way through the five-term maculate right now.
If Harris watches and just run home, she's in toes, she's in toes.
Yeah, that's a sheer and they're in it. Wait Josh, I forgot to change my shirt. BAH!
The challenge that they've got to face even coming into this match
It looked like a tough task
But no to down this is mission impossible
Or SSG
Dude look at the crowd man
My tally are loving it right now
Space station, they got two more lives to go here in Paris to get it figured out
It only takes one lead to get this crowd silent and to start building some confidence
Gotta see Zach
I changed my shirt
Here we go here we go, okay, and I put on deodorant and I brush my feet all right now. I'm at least somewhat like okay now
All right chat Tuesday offer vitality squishy tomorrow. It's gonna be bucking cinema
I hope it's France France final just for like the best crowd exchange is gentle mates of French team or they
Masses Moroccan, you think my off ski off ski
Polish, but he like sounding
Obviously reveal over thinking that team actually has no they have no French players, but it's a French organization
Well, they're friends are friends
Well, that would be the best finals then a vitality first channel me I
Think so yeah, or K or KC get them like obviously ones underwear
Dude and own a watchin that's not fucking
Yeah, he's never watched roughly like
What they failed to execute on their game one I don't care there's reveal with the demo from a surprising angle
That's the start chaos that
SSG are trying to create
This time it doesn't look too much, but
Oh
What a shot
Yo, thanks. I got a joke
Oh, yeah
Too much respect. Uh, forget how it goes. Oh, yeah, where does Darth Maul get his sneakers?
Yeah
There's a chance there.
Even, you too, man.
No, no, no, you too, bro.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, what's the problem, bro?
I'm gonna get that over to him.
I'm gonna see him, bro.
Jeff, this still needs to die!
Well, actually,
chat, oh my God, I just remembered.
Dude, I was, oh my God.
Chat, I was gonna do the dark mall cosplay tomorrow.
But if I watch fucking RLCS, I can't.
Because it's gonna take like two hours.
Why not both?
It's gonna take like two hours for the makeup artist.
Aw shit.
So Chow, just do it on Monday, I'll just do it on Monday, y'all.
But they're not putting the shots on Target.
Rebounds aren't even going their way either.
I'm doing this on Monday.
Guys, I'll miss the entire RLCS, like I have those in no way.
Targeting has to be better.
Space station will hallway down.
Field D, I'm in the past, but reveal Richard I.
You had to catch that in strike.
It'll be a little harder than it might be.
Guys, it's not a scam, I'm just pushing it back
until Monday, you psychopath.
You're quite in the same page, Jess, as you think
that DC Plates aren't connected.
Also chat, I can't be home for the dark wall cosplay because I have to record a tiktok where I go to the mall and get sneakers
I have to go to the ball and get sneakers in a tip top
And not just any mall the dark mall
Do it drunk no what?
How did that start that don't know anything just you know
some guy on comedy night said the joke correctly and I actually feel bad for
him because no one even remembers it he said where does Darth Vader get his
sneakers the dark mark that was supposed to be the start and end of the joke
what what transpired after that is inexplicable
yeah they just said it wrong butchered it and now they just intentionally say it
I
Surprisingly even streamed that comedy night thing like surprised I don't have like hello trolls
Oh, that one, I didn't see that
shot oh my god like the defender was there but it was just like too fast for him
he's so good he's so fucking good oh my god
he's on the ball again it's just so scary oh my oh my god oh my oh he faked it
I love every time he has the ball Jesus
Okay, I've said she needs to win this or it's literally fucking over like they need to score the next 30 seconds or it's
Yeah, we're sweeping this yeah, you're not
Every time he has it it's just like impossible for them
I think this is the longest fan someone's been like in contention for best play in the world
flash best play in the game like ever
no chat that was one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen
no
They eat supplies though.
But that was one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen, Chad.
Yeah, like, and Dixie, he's faking, like, ten different options there by the way.
That's why it's so hard for the defenders, like, on that shot.
It was a weak shot, but it didn't matter.
Like, because the way he touched it, dude, he, like, feather rolled it, like, into the corner.
Yeah, he just has to throw it in at a start time, and he's faking, like, five different things he can do with a ball.
Like, it's kind of insane.
I think it's war
Left it
I think oh, oh, it's actually bad. It's gonna pass to
What a read from Zen
You go down you go
Oh my god
It's always so impressive how you can always like tell like two seconds before
Yeah, it's it's just because he had no help like if you have no one to challenge for you in a spot like that
It's too much empty space right you just get stuck in air by the open shot
Like then has to like stutter step on the backboard like fake out the bomb before he came in
So what do you mean there goes your point? Were y'all betting on individual games and not the series?
That's the most degenerate thing I've ever heard. MOT!
Dude, look at the point. Okay, then needed help back game, bro. It was 500, 100, 100.
That's like a 1v3. Like, you had no one with him helping me.
Look at the group people of the fucking people there, Jesus, Golden Hornet.
Kassadin is on 100 in thieves, look at his Tik Tok, yo bro, do you actually think I just
now found out about that?
I think I'm 35 hours late in that announcement, bro I saw it off stream then saw it on stream
Twice yesterday what I know
I'm 45 hours delayed or something
You missed the announcement I know I was like one minute late to the announcement bro. They told me 1 p.m. And it was at 12 58 me
But I made it to 7.
I got to my set up as fast as I could though.
Especially with that overtime goal.
Got a little more tense here in the arena.
Bro, tomorrow is going to be so...
Oh my god, tomorrow is going to be a generational watch party.
Oh my god!
7 is like 8 bro, I'm not even gonna lie.
It starts at 8?
Starts at 8, yeah, yeah.
If you want to watch all of it, dude, I'm not going to be there.
Bro, so wait, what time do I have to wake up? Like 7.30 or something?
So I'm like a lie jinx. I've been like 20 minutes late to the first match every day
Cuz it's early for me. I've been like my schedules fucked. I'm not used to waking up a day
So for 20 minutes late is what it is, but I've been yeah like it starts at 8 or whatever around that time
But but my tally's first matches at 8 if you want to watch that
I mean check it's at 8, but bro it is
I'm not doing shit tomorrow anyways, like I'm literally not doing anything
If you want to if I thought it would be peace to watch the whole thing. Yeah
They're actually really fun to watch
You know the round of 20 year the round of 16 games that eight in the morning, you know, not I I did I didn't want to watch
I don't want to
Like the rest of the teams in SRP like it's top six in the world
And like I wanted Zendu in the last major and like I think he might win this major which makes us
20 times better
Yeah, I would be so he's gonna be so happy. It's been like years
And he obviously definitely wants to win in his own country and he deserves it
He's been the best player in the world for three years almost. Oh my god. He won that challenge
They got smacked by KC. Yeah, but didn't KC or didn't Vitality win the EU region before
then?
Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But Jack, Vitality can beat KC and KC can beat them now.
How do I understand?
It'll be back and forth.
Both those teams are there.
Both of them will make no money with that, but leaves it exotic.
Doesn't get anything.
This is the first time to split that KC was in this like, looked better than Vitality
might be.
First time in like, two months.
I don't know, Rockland is a game that you just gotta play good in the series at hand,
you know what I mean?
If you show up, you're gonna win.
It doesn't really matter.
Nothing else matters.
Oh my god!
He chipped him and then tapped it in.
Yeah, he just got through it.
Now it's safe.
Chipped him, tapped it in.
That's the boost versus no-boot shift.
No way, Stizzy has a chance on net there.
But Diaz doesn't turn back to defend net as second man instead.
He puts more pressure on third man.
No boots
Yeah, man, just a city of the Rockington, I don't know if you know that
No, I remember you told me that I think last one that is literally
Yeah, they had a rocket in two or something years ago men Barcelona they've been PSC Barcelona and man city
That's so sick, bro.
Yeah.
Couldn't get enough of it.
Yeah, they're in, if I thought he wouldn't, they'd play Manchester City.
And they've been playing pretty good, but I think my thought was just that.
Dude, oh my god!
Oh my god.
He just put his nuts on his face.
Look at this dunk.
What a disgusting roll.
Dude, it's like perfect.
This guy is insane.
Like, Chad, this guy is actually insane.
Look at this passion from the coach, bro.
Bro, he's so good.
That's yet so many clips today. I'm not even kidding. I know it's one series
If this is only his first time watching probably tomorrow. Oh, hey, it's gonna be like a labyrinth. I know
Dude look at him. Oh my god, like every single time it's a threat. That's the ball. It's a threat. Yeah
every time. He has it again. Just fucking insults Chow. ONA is not gonna know what's going on. Chow, I have like 300 hours into the game or 200 hours and I don't even know what's going on sometimes. Which he has to explain what's going on.
I mean ultimately it's like easy to follow because you know they're trying to get the ball in the net, right? And you know it's like he's played at least once now so he knows how hard it is to jump in the air.
Yes, bro, he's gonna be the first like he's gonna be blown away by how they're flying
But that's the first thing I was blown away by and then he's gonna see the air dribble bumps and shit in the crossfield
Like this this game
But yeah, you got like bro you guys everything has everything is glazed bro
At what point do you have to say somebody to the goat like bro? He might just be the goat man. It's not even glazed
He deserves the glaze. Yeah
Like bro, you know, oh my god
If you glaze LeBron, it's like okay, what it's LeBron, you know me
Yeah
Can't even get that
Bro chat that reminds me bro. I saw the Spurs fans were like chanting that SGA was a flopper yesterday
I want to put up that clip after this game
It was actually bad, bro
They were just like blopper. I saw it on tiktok this morning
Insane
Well, I also saw
SGA
Last night he had like every shot attempt. He was flopping. I'm not kidding. It's actually a disgraceful
Time to say what you guys are saying now literally fuck this guy. I'm not even kidding
I'm about to unfollow him on Instagram. Not even that he would care anyways Jack
He literally flopped every shot he took last night. I'm not kidding
It was bad like that's ruining basketball
This game's over. I'm just gonna pull up the clip now
Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm going to, I'm going to put up a clip right now.
So you watch basketball or no, why would that be this?
Okay. SGA flops. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, check.
I'm not making this up.
When you look up SGA on TikTok, here are the first two things that come up.
SGA flops and then right underneath it SGA foul baiting. Oh my god. Yeah, literally fuck
this guy. No, no, no, chat. Look, look, look, look. Okay. Ready? This is what I saw this
morning. This is what I saw this morning. What did you ask us right here? Well, do you
watch basketball or no? Sorry, sorry, bro. I was looking at something. No, I actually
don't. I don't. I don't. Okay. I barely watch basketball as well, but there's Eastern Conference
finals of Western Conference finals going on right now, so I'm watching, but I can be a quick little background. Okay. I'll also screen share really quick. Okay, so squishy. Basically, this guy right here, SGA shy Gilgis Alexander, or Shay Gilgis Alexander, he's a back to back MVP. But he's like the most controversial MVP in the history of the game.
Because all he fucking does is flop. I'll show you in a second. Watch this.
Do you hear the, Squishy, do you hear the crowd?
Yeah, the flop, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Is that about him?
Yes.
Now, if you think, like, bro, now Squishy, watch this, okay?
What does that mean?
It's like he tries to get fouls a lot, is that all it means?
So he intentionally dives, or like flops backwards, trying to get a foul.
Like football where they roll on the floor and shit.
Yes.
When you search up SGA on TikTok, the first two things that come up are SGA flops and
SGA foul baiting.
Watch this.
Wow.
Okay.
New stashes came out proving that Shagalizah Zander falls and flops on the ground more
than any other player.
An NBA analyst took the time just to see how many times.
What is this flop?
But what even is this?
What is this?
Jeff, what is this?
So you can get a foul for doing that?
Bro, the NBA should incorporate a rule called the SGA, the SGA rule, where if you literally
just intentionally dive and flop on the floor like a fish and act like a sniper rifle at your ankle,
you should get a foul. And Shay Gillard as Alexander falls on the ground after shooting the basketball.
I like to say that the results are shocking, but they absolutely are not shocking whatsoever.
He falls more on shots where he's not fouled, he falls more on shots where he is fouled,
and in total falls more than any other NBA player. Let's go over the- Look at this guy.
And also Squishy, he doesn't even give the defender like a landing space, because first off,
this is how cringe this fucking guy is. I hope one by all about literally fencing over a table.
This is how it brings this guy in, Squashy.
Okay?
So, when the Spurs defender obviously has to jump to contest the shot, right?
But where is he supposed to land?
Where's the Spurs to land?
Because look at what Esi is doing.
He falls more than any other NBA player.
Let's go.
He has to go to the land.
How is he supposed to land?
He's feet forward, yeah.
On shots where he's not fouled, he falls almost 11% of the time.
2% higher than the next closest person in James Hall.
But only having a 2% difference from Harden doesn't make him a statistical outlier
compared to everybody else in the league.
However, his rate of falling on foul shots.
Is he just a bot like when he lands?
Like is he just like not there's not a lot of land or is he actually fall? No, this is all intentional, bro
All this he's just trying to like just fall over after brother. Yeah, this is all intentional top five worst SGA
Foul baiting moments. Let's go take a look starting off a number five against the Timberwolves
This man straight up dives on the ground against the foul call
This man has the easiest whistle and NBA history like what even is that?
But then he ruins it by foul baiting this angle shows it so clearly he's creating all the contact here
Then he sticks his arm under the other guys takes a shot and gets a foul ref do something at number three
It starts at the beginning. All right, let's watch sense game
Wow, oh they're down. Oh, what the fuck?
I didn't know that was an issue in basketball to be on. I know it's a thing in
Soccer football, but
I'm not even kidding. Yo chat
What sport is flopping worse basketball or football?
What sport?
I'm I'm not even kidding. I'm gonna say basketball because it actually affects every play. I feel like I'm gonna say basketball
Like I don't I don't watch that so much when I used to watch I feel like everything's a fucking foul on that score
So I think it's easier to do it because everything's a foul
Easier to easier to get all about it
Also the problem with the biggest problem with basketball and why I'm literally only ever gonna watch like the finals
Oh my god, that was insane is there's too much gray area and there's too much fouls that are up for perception like
Oh, this can be perceived as a foul.
This could be a replay system for that, and that's...
I mean, yeah, but it's just...
It's all just perception.
They haven't watched them for years, bro.
I did not go to watch them rap when they were in the final,
because it was Toronto in the finals.
Oh, yeah, they added a thing this major
that's actually really good for the players.
They made it there's like a bundle they added so if you like whoever buys the bundle like splits between all the players and teams
Yeah, and there's a thing that's like
The best three performing players in event get like a percentage a really large percentage of that thing might be 50%
It's good three ways the best three performers
Like the best any top bullscore top save
Well, it's I did oh my god
Yeah, it's actually sick. It's actually really good for the play. So making the majors like really, really good.
Oh, Jynxie, they added a co-stream button. I think that's what you said, I'm not gonna lie.
They sit there now, can I refresh?
I see it. I think that's what you said, yeah.
Oh yeah, they literally just added this! I just looked!
Okay
Do this crowd is so awesome
Yeah, this seems one of the major
I got a bomb. Oh, that's then bumped them. He actually caught on a bomb
That's a goal. That's a goal. It's over. Okay game
BANG! BANG! 4-1 man! HOLY SHIT!
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, Zen's playing a perfect series, like, actually. He was involved in everything.
Again, it might be Blaze, bro, but he deserves it. Like, he's got that Bumple, he beat the last guy there, so...
They just need to go for it and the tickets are risked that they didn't need to take
If this is gonna be the end of their tournament
It's not that I closely now, but it's literally buddy. It's like over now
But tomorrow, I think I'll have the fire. They should have the bottom tomorrow
Sonic around space station have a man down field that just got back in time. I was gonna be a free shot for vitality
Oh my god, oh my god!
That was literally the nail on the copper.
One more golden sponge over.
Miho!
Bombsend, Bombsend.
Yep.
What a performance. Everyone honestly, the Zenfone is the same man.
Oh my god, they're waving at each other. Look at them, they're bottom left, they're bottom left.
Oh my god.
Oh, they don't like SCF for God. They had like beef in the floor.
I don't know.
Wow.
Is that interglue maybe?
Look at 10, bro.
Look at 10, dude.
Oh
My god
Bro, this is the most niche esport ever. It's the only esport ever. Everybody use this fucker. He has a lot of control.
That's through the SompiaSport right?
A looking incredible right now trying to pull up his lower back line.
Here is Paris with this final stop the teams is looking real strong.
Dude, chat, I feel a fart brewing.
B is for victory. B is for V-Dot!
Oh yeah, I think there was like a massive botting issue, I don't remember.
SSL had a lot of bots and feeders and shit and they picked it.
It's actually gone now.
This is like 6 months, it's not bad, I don't even know what year it is
Zen interview!
About 3
No, it's a much like an observant. We have some solar space station. They didn't want to check us at the end, so just boo them, guys.
Oh, they didn't handshake at the end.
There seems to be some sort of rivalry going on here. Has this been raised in time?
I'm not sure why.
Apparently they didn't handshake them at the end.
I'm not going to drive you further towards the victory.
Is it that they want to talk about this little ambiance with SG, but in general, the little utility that they can have, which is a bit of a pity.
The rivalry that they can have with these teams is that they can motivate you in these matches.
They didn't shake their hands
That's why they didn't go back when I lagged
Yeah
Okay
You know what?
We don't care for us. It's fun for you. It looks like the fun
Eh, we'll just beat you.
This is why no one thought Zenka's speaking less,
because every time you see him, he's just speaking French like this.
And then, with you, he's speaking like,
really good English like this.
Bro, tomorrow is gonna be so good!
Oh my God!
The blue wall, former teammates in the FIFA World Cup.
Chad, tomorrow's gonna be fucking B!
And maybe overcoming players you play for.
Yeah, I hope they win, bro. I hope they win.
You're playing against me.
You're going to have to play for Manchester, but if you win, you're going to look for the Karmicamp,
especially with the two mates of the FIFA World Cup, who you have under your trophy,
if you let them in, if they beat Manchester City, then they play against KC.
You can potentially ask for the team.
Yeah, in the semi, in the semi.
I always say it's match by match, so I don't focus on breaking it, but if you have to come on
match, you have to go here and play, and you have to try to not, well, it's the competition.
I'm crazy about it, and it's going to be a good match like that.
I mean, I'm going match after match, so I'm not thinking a lot about KC, but if you want
to speak about it, these two guys are such good friends.
So of course, I'm gonna do my best to compete them
because this is a competition
and whatever happens, I hope we'll have a good match.
I've done this for a lot of the other French players
and I think it's appropriate.
You've got the audience standing right beside you
by tallity over here.
We gotta say to the fans,
I've been supporting you guys all this time.
We do that quite often, but with you,
there are some particular fans of the Tahiti
who are the same.
What do you think about me?
Thank you very much, guys.
Whether it's the GH or the entire fans, you are exceptional.
I have nothing to say, you are the best audience.
And keep going like this, guys.
I think you're crazy.
And thank you for making me go fast at times like this.
Bro, this crowd is so cool, dude.
Oh my God.
Zen continues to dominate the A cheery's top six in Paris.
Check, Oden, check!
Wait, what did he say?
He's talking about how they, Zen's talking about how they slapped his hand away.
Did you see that?
They slapped his hand away?
Like he was just talking to his team and you see him hold his hand on, he slapped his
own hand.
He was basically saying that that's what they did to him.
Like they slapped his hand away.
At least it's guaranteed to Grand Finals.
That's crazy.
Bro, that's like some, that's some little kid shit.
But the go to
That's a little kid shit man. Yo, uh, what's my call it? Chat. Did one finally figure out the steering wheel?
Connects no, okay. Yo, yo, yo, yo brother brother
He has been trying to get this steering wheel working for an hour 35 minutes off after few seconds
Seconds
Bro chat only is like entertaining without even like trying to be entertaining bro. He can't get the steering wheel going
This is some shit I would give oh
My god, all right, I'm gonna catch you tomorrow. Me. Hope I'm gonna catch you tomorrow
I'm gonna I'm gonna do like a fucking I'm gonna be on League for like 10 hours gonna be trying to get bronze
This is gonna play my entire soul.
Bro, it's 8 AM tomorrow, bro.
8 AM tomorrow, Mito.
Alright, I'll see you there, bro.
Alright, switch now.
Love you, Diggs.
Love you, bro.
See you, man.
Chad, I need to uncoastry this.
Got a boy back home in Michigan.
On the wheelbase, there's a spinning ring.
Is the arrow right at the very top every time you click the wheel?
Yeah, Chad.
Oh my god, what did they just do?
This guy has been doing a tech support stream for one hour and 37 minutes
Do you see that you said should I call the on a I have good advice for him
Should I call on a oh have I called him yo hi guys. What's up, man? How's it going?
I'm not gonna send you this one
So I would just buy that Logitech G racing wheel, $800 sweet mother of Neptune.
Do I get a hand job with it?
That's like the upgraded one.
So the basic one's like $200.
That one's like the racing one where they like test for, you know, like the system.
Hi, guys.
I ordered it and it said it's going to be here tomorrow at 11 a.m.
Let's fucking go over it.
Or maybe we could do a Forza stream after RLCS.
Perfect, perfect.
All right, James, sum it up.
One, two, three.
Okay, hi, guys, thank you, bro.
Yeah, no worries, no worries, sir.
Chad, I'm gonna call O'Neil and rage bait him.
I'm gonna call O'Neil and rage bait him.
Quick release, German dial, German dial.
Oh, yeah, chapter all day.
Judy Carter.
Can you hear a buzz by the way?
Okay, the quick release on your
wheel. It's just your wheel.
You haven't got a problem with
the base. You haven't got a
problem with pedals. It's just
your your wheel.
My wheel.
Just the wheel. Just the
steering wheel. The circle
thing.
Bro, I just wanted to.
Yes, I have an issue with it.
Yeah.
The quick release on the back you need to make sure that's like fully like seated
Cuz that's what's disconnecting from your base
Okay
Well, I'm watching delayed right now, but you need to take it off
Take the wheel. I know he's made a car. It's one car for five seconds. No
One second was us calling me one second was us calling me
Yo, what's up, bro?
Yeah, so I actually had a similar issue with this and I fixed it with hi-bites.
You have a steering wheel, which one, which one?
I have the Mosza.
I have the Mosza and we literally fixed it yesterday morning. Do you want to know?
I know. If I knew you were doing this, I would have called you hours ago, bro.
Okay. All you have to do is unplug it.
Unplug it and plug it back in.
This is where clip farming goes too far.
Do you see, if we ever play league again, I will eat your fucking game.
Okay, no, 11, 11, just one game, 11, no, no, no, no, this isn't allowed.
Drew Levin!
I actually believed him, I'm being badass. I actually believed him.
Hello, can you hear me?
Oh, hello hello.
Drew Levin!
Get him!
Me too, me too.
It's a turn off the power.
Okay, so hi guys. Here's what we're gonna do.
Tomorrow, we're gonna chat, this is what we're gonna do tomorrow's stream.
We're gonna watch the RLCS, and then we're gonna...
throw me how it might not even be a good idea.
Bro, maybe we should just do fours-off after we do the Darth Maul Cal's Black.
Because chat, the last thing I want to do is what One is doing right now.
Doing a live tech support stream is the most tilting thing ever.
Yep.
Okay.
Tell Dantez to wake the fuck up.
Chat, I'm going to be back to one YouTube video and then I'm going to be on League for
ten fucking hours.
Lock the fuck in, bro.
I told you, we're not getting off League until I'm bronze.
So that or I die.
It's one or the other, man.
I'm not gonna laugh.
Okay, okay, okay.
Got a boy back home in Michigan.
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, so chat.
I'm gonna give y'all three videos.
I'm gonna give y'all three videos, okay?
Chat, mods, run a pool.
Video number one.
Chat, video number one.
Five poor students versus one rich student.
Video number two.
Five actors versus one real murderer.
And video number three.
I bought every AI scam.
Oh, and we have to watch SGA flop really quick.
chat run the poll do five P stars.
Yo, hi guys.
I'm not reacting to P stars right now.
Yo bro, what the fuck?
What the fuck are you typing man?
What are you typing man?
Dude chat, I'm not gonna lie.
The most interesting one looks like I bought every AI scam
at but you guys vote on what you want.
Okay, so chat five poor students versus one rich student
Five actors versus one real murderer,
or I bought every AI scam ad.
Run up, Paul.
Yo, prank call Odey and tell him to unplug
and to plug it back in.
That's literally what the fuck I did.
That's literally what I did, bro.
That's literally what the fuck I did.
Got a boy back home in Michigan.
Okay, chat, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.
You guys picked the video.
Vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.
Vote, oh my God, okay.
Chat, okay, ball noted, ball noted, ball noted,
All right, let's do this guys. Let's do this after we watch this video
I'm gonna be on League of Legends until I get bronze. I'm not allowed to end the stream until I get bronze
I'm not allowed to get off until I get bronze. I'm not allowed to jerk off until I get bronze
I'm not of heat until I get bronze. I didn't even shower. I'm not in the shower until I get on
I'm going to go. Come on out.
Chat got a boy back home in
Michigan. Here we go. Here we
go. I bought this dream check
and every other A. I add I found
here we go. I bought this. Here
we go. Here we fucking go. Here
I'm going to go Binko to Tinkle.
Let's go.
I'm going to go Tinkle.
Lock in.
you
All right, ladies and gentlemen, lock the fiddle sticks in me how
Ladies and gentlemen, lock the fiddle sticks and here we go chat.
I bought every AIS.
Let's scan this fucking scan.
Okay, alright.
Why does it keep...
Mother of God!
Okay, okay, you know camera you're gonna work well you're gonna work or you're gonna die today you're gonna work or you're gonna die today
You're gonna work or you're gonna fucking die today buddy you're gonna die
This camera will fucking die
High-fives, I'm not gonna lie.
Big-rowed away to help.
High-fives.
Big-rowed away.
High-fives, this, this, this.
I'm gonna have it. I'm gonna have it.
No, no, two-zoomed in.
Two-zoomed in. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Back up! Back up!
No, no, two zoomed in, two zoomed in, no, no, no, no, back up! Back up!
Alright, I got it. High-fives don't work. High-fives, no, no, I got it, I got it.
Okay, bitch.
High-fives, you're the greatest mod of all time. Here we go, chat.
Without further ado, I bought every AI scam ad.
Lock in I bought this dream jacket and every other AI ad I found to rule out what's legit and what's a total scam
Early prediction none of it's gonna be legit
Why would you buy an AI advertisement?
This is crazy looks like a real dog it moves its head fully
Why would anyone ever buy a
Robotic dog
Well, I guess it doesn't poop and pee sniffs things it can blink it's not blinking this looks like a real dog
I feel like the ad looks like complete AI, but this would be crazy if it's true
This is the product. I wonder what type of dog. I got there's like a bunch of different pictures. See what's in here. What's that?
This doesn't look like a real dog. This doesn't look anything like the advertisement. Let's turn it on
what the heck what is the point of buying this what is the point of buying this it
doesn't even sound like a dog even the box says that it can run bark and sit
bro sit run
This thing sucks. My verdict totally-
WHY WOULD YOU BUY THAT? WHY?
Hey, it doesn't even come close to the advertisement, and I'd rather have a real pet. Right, Miso?
Oh my god, it's cat kind of malt.
But next is what looks like the world's most comfortable sleeping bag.
No.
Okay. There is, yo bro. That I would buy. That I would buy. If it worked.
Away, that's bigger than a bed. It's like a snuggie but a cat. Honestly, that looks pretty comfortable.
Alright guys, did we get the giant cat sleeping bag?
What? This is the cat sleeping bag?
WHAT THE-
THAT'S FALSE ADVERTIME SMIT!
Oh my god!
$30 on T-MOOT?
THEY JUST HIT A LITTLELITIC!
WHAT?!
The ad showed something like, ten times bigger than me. I thought it was gonna be like a bed.
Let me get into this thing though. All right, then we got a little cathead here. Well, it's got cat print all over it
It looks kind of like a cat, but the pillow is not even high enough to go up. Okay
Yo, bro, shut down T move shut it down
Shut down T move chat. Don't ever set foot into T move out
That was the most BS advertisement. I've ever seen in my life
What is this?
I had it goes in my back. I guess this is made for like kids, but the ad showed it's so much. Yeah, right. Oh my god
I would buy that
Why somebody just make that bigger and it's not that comfortable either. It's it's pretty thin fabric
I mean honestly, I'm better off just sleeping with my cat here. See me. So this is much more comfortable
Next is the product I'm most excited for it's a drink jacket. Apparently you'll be able to okay
Yo, yo, yo, yo. Yeah, right. Yeah, right.
$68 on AliExpress.
You may as well just take a $100 bill and light it on fire.
Bro, if you buy this, you should be punched in the face.
But literally, wear your drink.
This person definitely doesn't seem real.
Why does that lady move so weird?
I don't even know about it.
Buy this because that creeps me out.
All right, I got the drink jacket.
Wow, it kind of looks like the advertisement.
I mean, it's got compartments.
Okay.
This is like actually the only one that actually looks like the avatar here that fill up with liquid.
The arms though, it's not a liquid thing.
It's just to fill it up with air.
So that's not what the ad showed.
It showed liquid everywhere.
And it looks like it has a drinking spot right here to drink the liquid.
So far, it looks kind of like the ad.
Let's try it on.
Yeah.
So imagine you just walking in like a Walmart chat and you see somebody who's drinking from a straw out of their jacket.
It's like some of these products, I just don't understand what the actual angle of this is
Bro, you would just get arrested no how do I look I?
Feel like a marshmallow all right. Let's fill up the jacket with some juice all right here. We go she's filled
So this is what we call right here check late-stage capitalism
Seriously, yo, bro. Just buy a Gatorade just grab a Gatorade. What is this?
Yo, bro, he's drinking from a straw out of his jacket.
Like we really ran out of ideas.
On the jacket up with apple juice.
Ooh, it feels cold.
That feels weird.
It feels like there's all this cold liquid on my back.
Whoa.
Oh, man, this thing is getting heavy.
It feels like a lot of weight.
I don't know how comfortable this would be to-
This is literally the most pointless thing that's ever been- this is the worst product
ever.
I'd rather have the cat blanket because if I have the cat blanket, at least I have a blanket, right?
At least I have a cat blanket, right? Brother, if I have this, what is the point? Like, what is the point?
Nah, it's kind of smart, Jinxy. Maud's timeout vanguard for lack of intelligence.
Everybody said good for League of Legends. Yo, bro, if I'm playing League of Legends, I could just grab the bottle of water and drink it
Why would I put a straw in my jacket? I forgot this reminds me of one of those like idiots on Shark Tank
That's what's my bill. We made a product where you drink out of your jacket close it. Let's see if juice actually comes out of this
Juices coming out of this
Wow, it really works. I don't know how I could drink all this though. That'd be crazy
I don't know how you clean this thing though, so I don't know how many uses you can really get out of it
But it actually works next is the world so you spend $80 on a jacket where you literally look like an idiot
So instead of just grabbing a bottle of apple juice and drinking it you drink it out of your jacket
But then it's literally not even possible to clean your jacket
So you spend $80 for a one-time use this guy better have the only sale for this thing
It holds most advanced Christmas decoration.
It's a robot Santa Claus that can actually climb a ladder.
All right, the climbing Santa Claus toy just came in.
Well, the picture looks just like the advertisement.
We've got the little Santa Claus there with his ladder.
Let's see if it's really the same inside.
What the?
This doesn't look like the advertisement.
This is like a Santa Claus doll.
There's no way it's going to move like that ad.
Let's see what happens when we put it together.
It's got candy cane ladder rugs.
Yo, is this even legal?
Yo, hey, Chad, is this legal?
Are you even allowed to just falsely advertise something?
Pretty cool, I like that.
All right, let's plug this thing in.
Whoa, it's got nice Christmas lights,
but I guess I'm supposed to zip tie the Santa to this?
This Santa can't move at all.
That's super misleading.
The advertisement was a Santa Claus that climbs a ladder
and you have a Santa Claus that stands on a ladder.
And because I thought there was gonna be a moving Santa Claus
that went up and down the ladder,
this is such a scam.
It's a piece of junk.
This next ad is probably the most unbelievable.
From the pictures, it looks like the world's largest drone.
There's just no way.
I'm excited for this one.
What?
This doesn't even look like the video.
This thing's so small, it fits in the palm of my hand.
All right, the size definitely isn't the same.
Put him in jail, put him in jail, literally.
No, arrest him, put him in prison.
So the ads are all filmed with AI?
Click.
Oh my God!
We're actually moving so far back into society.
Bro, look, it's just a fully AI ad.
Look like the video.
This thing's so small, it fits in the palm of my hand.
All right, the size definitely isn't the same,
but let's see if this ad.
That's what she said.
At least works.
I'm sorry, I'm watching the office again.
Go.
Whoa.
Ah.
What the heck?
Well, it works.
It's actually kind of cool for 20 bucks.
At least it flies.
I was worried that it wasn't going to work at all.
Whoa.
All right.
My verdict for this one is that it's misleading because the ad didn't look anything like this,
but it's actually pretty cool.
And for $20, this is a lot of fun.
This next product is one of the most popular ones I've seen online.
It's a gorilla hoodie that can apparently make you look pretty buff.
I mean, I feel like...
Yo.
Oh my god.
Who is purchasing these items?
Who is purchasing these items, bro?
Look at this guy!
He'd look pretty weird wearing this around, but it looks pretty soft and comfortable.
Maybe I'd wear it around the house.
Are people trying to wear this to look like they're buff under the hoodie?
If that's the case, that's pretty dumb.
All right, the gorilla muscle hood he came in.
Let's check this thing out.
What the, well it's green.
It kind of looks like a Hulk or something.
And where are the muscles?
They're just printed on here.
Let me try this on though and see if it makes me look buff.
Ah!
I don't feel any buffer.
The fabric is kind of comfortable,
but this looks nothing like the advertisement.
And it's green, what the heck?
I don't know of any green gorillas.
My verdict, fake.
It looks nothing like the ad.
So this next ad is trying to sell a keyboard
that looks like it's made out of honey.
Yo.
Okay, this would actually be sick if this was real.
What?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, no, why would you even advertise this?
A keyboard that you can use one time?
This is just impossible. Like, there's just no way.
This makes me want to eat some honey right now.
I don't know if this is like ASMR or this is crazy.
Alright, let's check out the honey keyboard.
This thing was a hundred bucks.
Okay, one hundred bucks.
you
You
At test he's out
All right, I got the walk on water shoes. They look like little boats
I
Literally guarantee you he instantly face dives right into the pool
So you fill them up with air and then apparently I can walk on water. Let's put them on. So my shoes are in here
Tighten it up. All right, let's put on the next shoe. I hope this works. Yeah lock this one in now too
All right, I got the two shoes on it feels so lightweight
I can barely even tell I'm wearing them my goal is gonna be to cross the entire pool
Yeah, that's probably not a good sign man if the shoes you can't even like feel them
You're just gonna literally fall right into the pool. I'm a little nervous here. Hey
Here we go.
Oh, this doesn't work at all.
My verdict is fake.
This thing sucks.
I didn't even make it a step.
Now I'm soaked.
Bro, like it.
This next product claims it can clear an entire car windshield of ice and snow in seconds.
Time to clear these up.
What the heck?
Oh my gosh.
It looks like it creates so much heat that everything just evaporates.
I feel like something getting that hot could burn you.
Alright, let's put it to the test.
Alright, well, here they are.
They look a little smaller than they did in the ad.
I thought they said they were magnet-
Somebody in the chat just said,
That's AI.
The title of the video is,
I bought every AI scam app.
Metic too, I think-
They're all made out of magnetic.
Let's try them out on some ice.
In the ad, it looks like you have to turn them on,
and drop them real fast, otherwise it could burn you.
That didn't do anything.
Wow.
It's not even warm.
What the heck?
I think I got scammed.
There's just a little blue light on here.
That's the only thing it does.
It doesn't even get warm.
This is a terrible product.
Next might be the world's weirdest headphones,
because it literally looks like there's a smartphone
built into the side.
How would you know what to change if you can't see it?
This just seems fake to me.
All right. Here's the headphones. They do have a screen on it. So at least the AI ad wasn't.
So the first thing is just math, right? In 2026, in the current economy, a $25 headset that acts as
an iPhone. Yeah, right. And then after you buy it, a leprechaun pops out of a gold pot and wanks you
all. Like, bro, this is like, for this to actually work, this would be like $900. Maybe more.
Made up. Sometimes they make stuff up and it's not even on the product. Wow. It looks like you
can take the screen out. What can we do here? So it looks like it has music, translation.
You can even operate the flashlight on your phone. It's got a lot of different things here,
but it's just some remote control for your phone, essentially. All right, let's try to listen to
something. All right, hit play. Oh yeah, the audio is not bad. It's kind of weird placement though.
You have to like take it off, click it, but it does what the ad showed, so this thing's real.
But next is what might be the largest flashlight in the world. Well, at least that's what the ad
makes it look like. What the heck? The picture showed his shoulder strap. I can't even put this
around my wrist oh there we go and it the flashlight was like 10 times bigger
look like a bazooka or something I mean it's pretty bright but I don't know
about lighting up an entire mountains this seems just like a normal flashlight
I'm not that impressed with this they definitely tricking people into buying
this that's not a mountain apparently you can perfectly disguise yourself as
Is anyone or anything with this next product?
Yo.
What in the world is this?
For $2.98 you can mask as any celebrity.
It's a line of celebrity masks.
You got Walter White.
Okay, okay, what the fuck am I looking at?
Snoop Dogg, but I like Breaking Bad.
I have the Speed one.
Yo, you bought this shit, bro?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, bro, you bought this?
So I went with Walter White.
What do you guys think?
Looks interesting.
Lawyer up.
Should I start cooking?
This is kind of creepy.
I don't know about this.
I'm Walter White.
I need to call Better Call Saul.
I can move my mouth a little.
Look.
It looks like AI to me.
Yeah, you look AI.
Hello.
I guess for $3, I'll say this is real.
Some of the ads made it look even more realistic than this.
But what do you expect for $3?
So what have we learned today?
Something we already know.
If something is too good to be true,
it's never fucking true.
I'm gonna give it a real.
I've got even more insane products
on this next video on the screen.
Brother, brother,
if something is too good to be true,
it's never true.
Ever.
Oh wait, I said the same though.
If something is too good to be true,
then it probably is.
If something is too good to be true, it probably is.
High-vives, what is this, bro?
Oh my God.
High-vives, this is what I'm talking about.
Man!
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
Now, chat, should we react to SGA flopping really quick?
I'm pretty sure he flopped last night in the game, no?
I'm pretty sure SGA flopped last night in the game,
I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure he did it. He
O.K.C. It's ironic because Manu invented it. Just accept that O.K.C. is better than the Spurs.
Sad Castle at 14 and FTA. You know how bad it is for the entire stadium to chant this?
But you called him flopper, but we called him Shay the MVP.
So, Jack, where is it from last night, bro?
this right now is this it what what the hell
haters can't accept
greatness yo bro just say you're from Oklahoma City dude. This is greatness.
Mijo just say you're from Oklahoma City brother.
Yeah so what's gonna end up happening is I think basketball or like the NBA is gonna be forced
to make a rule against this, bro. Like 100% in the next couple of years.
But McCain, if she ain't got a son, she didn't get a heart and stride battles.
I pulled him to the floor. Killed his out with Cesar.
Alright. Bro, every time this guy shoots a mid-ranger, it looks like a sniper rifle hits his leg.
Literally, bro. Literally. Like, literally, bro. Chattie's Dante's ready?
Is that says ready?
Oh, actually, okay, nice.
He's in a game blasting EDM.
Bro, well, I may as well get started, eh?
Yo, chat.
High-fives, get the browser on screen.
Here we go.
Chat.
This could turn into a fucking marathon, boys.
This could turn into a motherfucking marathon.
This could turn into a fucking marathon, man.
This could turn into a motherfucking marathon.
1.7 KDA.
Why is that funny?
Chat.
We are currently iron two.
We are not allowed to end this stream until we get bronze in League of Legends.
Until we get bronze in League of Legends.
Is Dantaz ready?
Is Dantaz ready chat?
This stream legitimately has the potential to turn into a fucking marathon.
Jensi.
Are you ready bro?
I just lost three games in row and I'm already tilted as fuck.
So guess who's going to be receiving all the anger that I feel.
Me.
You know what it's like, Jynxie?
Yeah.
What is it like, bro?
It's like, I just had the worst day at work and then I got home and you show me
the shitty little drawing that you made.
And it's like, even though I shouldn't, it's like, you might have to get
clocked upside the head.
Do you know what I mean?
To make me feel better.
Jesus man.
Come on.
Bro, I played a game of Warwick this morning and went absolutely hammies.
I went hammies, bro.
Bro, it was the best game of Warwick I've ever played.
I'm not kidding.
Okay, be honest, how did it feel when you played that game?
It felt like the first time I ever tried lubricant.
Really?
Yes.
Bro, the first time I ever tried lubricant, it was soap and it went in my urethra and
it caused me a lot of pain.
Because why the fuck would you use soap, man?
Why would you use soap, bro?
Me-ho, me-ho, me-ho, I was in the shower and I kept doing that every day for like a month's
straight and then I would do it for so many years that I ended up becoming a masochist
because I would associate pleasure with pain.
Does that make sense?
That actually does check out.
Wow.
God damn.
You're fucking interesting, bro.
John Tess.
Let's get up, man.
All right.
I'm listening.
What's good?
We're not allowed to end this stream until I'm bronze.
We're not allowed to jerk off.
We're not allowed to take a shower.
We're not allowed to eat food.
We're not allowed to hug our parents.
We're not allowed to literally go see the sunlight.
We're not allowed to pet our dogs.
We're not allowed to do anything until I'm bronze and leave the legends.
not even allowed to get out of your chair and piss because you have a fucking
piss bucket under your desk.
Yeah.
So about that, coach, I didn't get a piss bucket.
How big is the girth of your penis?
It's not narrow, but it's also not thick.
It's I'm gonna be honest.
It's sort of perfect girth in my opinion.
They're actually go to my stream.
My girth is like literally that.
That's my girth.
Okay, you know why that's perfect
Why cuz your dick hole fits inside that Saratoga water bottle
So you're gonna finish that up right the fuck now and that's gonna be your piss bottle for the next eight hours
I'm not even fucking trolling by the way, Jinxie. You're gonna be pissing on stream on camera
I don't give a fuck boy today. You are getting bronze and that is on God. Okay. Do you understand me?
Like are you absolutely positive that faker did this shit man?
Are you sure faker? Let me let me ask you a better question if faker wanted to be the greatest do you think he wouldn't do this shit?
That's a good fucking point. Yeah, you're actually right. Okay. That's a good point
All right, bro. So how does this work? What delay should I run? What should I do?
Like how do we mean like not even min max this how do we maximize this fucking you know today?
Okay, we're only playing warwick
Only playing Warwick. I'm not yo fuck your Diana if Warwick gets banned. Should I play yee?
That's the only other champ you can play
Okay, thank you
So if Warwick and yee get banned then what I do guys in the fuck out of a game
Well, well listen the good news is that you can't be worse on mouth. I then modeling
So would you want to whip out the mouth fight? Yes or no?
But is mouth light a jungler or a mid laner?
He's like everything, but you know what fuck it if mouth fight or listen if ye and warwick both get banned
Then we're gonna play back on the Diana because I'm telling you yesterday was just an unlucky day like bro
I'm not even kidding Diana gets countered by warwick, and you still won the matchup early
Run zero today and banned warwick every game high-fives ban boggles. Yo don't ask listen up, bro
Here's what I'm gonna do
Diana can go fuck herself with a little skill shots. Okay. I like brawling and punching people in the face
If Warwick gets banned and if he gets banned then I'm literally just gonna play Garin top
It doesn't work like that. You can see because you're gonna be jungle like you can't just sit there and champs like and be like
All right Garin top time like we're gonna have to find you a third jungler. So what are we thinking now?
Like you you
You like balling and you don't like skill shots, right? Yes. Yes. We'll come we'll come we'll come
Please man, please. I like bro. We'll come
You want to do what we'll come ash has no skill shots. We can do we'll come. Yes, please God we'll come
Okay, so you know what fuck it. We'll do we'll come now. Do you want to go and practice so I can teach you about the job
You went live. We a we don't have time to waste bro. Look, it's not gonna come to we'll come bro. Listen up, buddy
I'm just gonna win all my games with Warwick now don't doubt what delay should I run because we need the same delay
We need the same do 30 seconds 30 seconds. All right. Are you ready?
I'm ready. I'll put on 30 seconds, too
I'm gonna end I'm gonna end
you
I
Okay, Jin see show your screen right now
Once I got a text my brother
Are you telling him that you're gonna be joining him in silver soon?
No, oh, okay
Don't that's all you got to do bro
James, I'm gonna be honest, bro. I was fucking born ready for this shit.
30 seconds today has been applied. Check.
Camera is covering minimap. Check.
No, you don't have to have the minimap get covered.
If you have delay, then remove the minimap cover because it's a more immersive experience for viewers
so they can actually understand what's going on in the game.
Okay, kitten.
Okay, are you ready, bro?
are you ready yes one moment I'm gonna grab a bunch of bottles of water and
I'll act your lights okay okay well but Jin see like listen I'm telling you right
now this is the last time you're getting out of your chair so whatever you
need to get you get everything right now because you're not leaving that fucking
chair unless you're bronze like you understand me me how I have a small
bladder me how I don't know you haven't me how you're gonna force out a toka
Bottle's on your desk, Mio.
Okay, yeah, and then I'm gonna be pissing like a fountain.
Bro, permission to leave chair please, bro,
please, just in between games, please.
No, JNC, no, okay, listen, this is very important
because I really don't feel like you understand.
Every time you leave your chair,
the problem is you get taken out of the mindset.
It's like imagine you're in a war
and you're killing bad guys, right?
And then every 30 minutes,
You get to FaceTime your like wife back home and say hi to your son.
But it's like, miho, if you're doing that, then you're not going to be focused
on the objective at hand.
Like what do you not understand?
Gingzi.
Look, bro.
Okay.
You're right.
Fine.
Listen, I'll get up one time.
Don says I'm only going to leave my chair one time.
That it's gonna be right now.
Don says, listen, bro, if I don't get bronze today, I'm going to wrap my car
around a fucking telephone pole in GTS.
I need to let your highest level of coaching, man.
Alright, okay. I'm gonna be doing it all for you today, bro
All right
Stroke it a little bit Jarvis. All right, we are be we are be chat here. We go guys
We are not ending the stream until bronze. This is not fucking clickbait
We are not ending the stream until bronze. This is not fucking clickbait. Let's go
Hi boys just screen on discord
He's still in the show screen and then he can queue up. We're not gonna we're not gonna make him first time down and say again
No, it's like we're gonna give the whole jinx you got a little break
All right
Guys, I'm gonna be honest today's the day that jinx he goes from iron to bronze
It's like the first time that he's actually gonna have a real rank up and so far
He's never actually seen what that looks like like you know when it's like you're like you're fucking like rank icon gets upgraded
And then you sit there and you just feel like the fucking king of the world with that whole cool animation
He's never experienced that before so it's literally gonna be a fucking dopamine head for him today
All right, nice
All right, hi boys, it's so bro
Okay
All right guys, this can be a bit of a crazy fucking game
I'm gonna be honest like I'm already feeling like today. It's gonna be a fucking power push to bronze
I'm gonna put a bet out there right now. I'm just gonna say it. I genuinely think the only uses one game max
That I brought drops S talk to me. Let's hear it
What happened what happened what happened oh my god a syrup toga bottle just dropped on my toe
yo wait we're quick jinx you put in my mouth my tongue has healing properties
yo don't sense since we're gonna be on league of legends for potentially the next 12 hours 12 hours
Do you want to know everything I got?
Yep, talk to me.
Protein bar, lemon flavor.
Protein shake, vanilla flavor.
Electrolytes, body armor, flash IV.
Electrolytes, body armor.
Two zebra hills, bottom of the water.
Are you ready?
Where's the fucking energy drinks?
Oh my god, can I run and get Celsius?
I have to be in my chair again.
Can I run against Alsia's, please? I need to run.
Fine! Fine! Fine! Fine! Go fast!
Bro, the most critical thing in here, he already forgot it.
Alright. Oh wait, he's against Nyla this game. Ooh, that might be a bit hard.
Nyla and Soraka, Jesus Christ. Okay, it's fine.
Yo guys, I just made up a funny new joke, do you want to hear it?
Why did Jinxy go to the Doth Mall?
What the fuck up coach?
Okay, alright, nevermind.
Guess what I got?
Alright, talk to me what you got.
Not one, but two energy drinks.
Okay?
Drink both of them right now.
Yo, ay, watch that, ay, watch that!
Yo, that's it!
Buddy, buddy, buddy!
If I drink two energy drinks right now, my heart's gonna fucking implode!
me. Let me ask you a question. Mio. Mio. Do you deserve to have a beating heart if you're
iron? Yes or no?
Yo, bro. I know. No, not really.
Listen, exactly. And I don't want you to laugh, bro, because when you laugh, it makes it seem
like it's not as fucking serious as it is. This is very fucking serious shit, bro. If
If I tell you you don't deserve to live unless you're bronze by the end of today, then you
look at me and you say, all right, master, I will do everything to earn my rights.
Do you understand?
Okay.
Hi, guys.
Yo, don't test.
Is there a way I could add your camera because this is going to be a marathon.
Is there a way I could add your camera so my chat can see you?
Do you see my camera up to get?
If not, throw your camera and discord, okay?
Virtual cam.
Okay, I don't want.
Turn on camera.
Listen chat, this is gonna be the longest this could be the longest stream of the year. All right lock in
Start virtual webcam. Wait one second
Guys this stream could be four hours. This stream could be 45 hours. It depends how much I win
Don't worry coach, I'm doing my top spot
Where's the bear?
What's up, man?
dude fucking discord's not working wait let me know what it's worth okay wait
hold on this might have to be something we set up next game because time is
modding and we can't lose all right who wait I think out of the god damn it
fucking bullshit okay we'll worry about it next game
Okay, GenC, are you ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
Okay, so what we're going to do is we're going to play for the blue, top to bar, foe clear, okay?
Coach, we're not allowed to end this stream.
Let's put on bronze. Let's go.
This is all the training I've came to this day.
All the training I've came to this day.
And GenC, this is what we're going to do.
So right now, it's 3pm.
If you don't hit bronze by midnight, then you have to drink your piss bottles.
bottles. Deal. Deal. Alright, let's go. Okay, so now, remember, incest my Jinxy. So warwick
trick for your clear, okay? When you finish your blue, use your Q-Brow. If you instantly
smite the gromp, the gromp runs to you, so you don't need to bring it back as far. Do
you understand? Yep, got it. Alright, so now let's go. Let's play for this. Play for the
wolves there you go this is cannibalism jing see the wolf killing the wolves do
understand yes coach I just want to say man if this turns out if this turns into
a 45 hours to me to get brown so that's what I'm gonna fucking do all right
that's why I like to fucking here bro because that's what it's about that's
what it's about bro it's about dedication I don't like it that's not bad
on iran, kree
Because thing is it just means that you're gonna lose a little more health, but you have a faster clear so it's okay
All right, so now come on
Now jinxie when you're doing this auto each of them one time because now you're wasting auto attacks, right?
So in the future when you're playing the rappers, I want you to fucking switch between those those like auto attacks
Like you're using mastery to this that makes sense. Yep. Got it
Do not out tab
had to make sure my camera okay okay gotcha gotcha okay
quads quads quads let's go remember if you win this one your iron one dude oh
my god you're right you're right yes it's an important fucking game one of my
game this morning chat I want my game yes okay so now James listen you're gonna
play for this right and then afterwards you're gonna go for the the crowd
Okay, now what you can do you're gonna go for the crab, okay?
You can look for bar kill. No, we'll go but go but go but you're on a timer now press W and run on time
Go go go remember eat hold Q GenC eat hold it hold it. Oh
I mean that's fine. That's okay
Go go go yes
Fuck! Okay, go play God.
I didn't have my smite. You brain-dad fucking dog shit, coach.
Sorry, sorry.
Well, you just shot me because I took his shit.
I run player. Not anymore. Not after today.
Okay, Jynxie, as punishment for flaming your coach,
you need to drink your first batch of piss from the Saratoga bottle.
Done.
Alright, now recall.
Why are we running to the top?
God!
Genksy, remember, League of Legends is about plans. If you have a thousand six hundred gold, you want to fucking spend it, right?
Yes, guys.
Like, okay, think of this right, buy the team out and then buy the shitty boots. You have four hundred gold,
remember what we talked about when it came to like spending all your gold. So Genksy, listen to me, okay?
Think of gold in League of Legends, like
rent cap in a New York apartment, okay? Every year, imagine your rent cap goes up
by a hundred, but you as a landlord never increase your rent, right? Like, that's a
bad thing, but imagine every year you raise the rent on every single mother
that lives in your house, right? By a hundred dollars until he comes on
affordable, and then you can push her out of the house and like bring someone in
there that actually gives you more money does that make sense yes so that's why
Jin see you need to think of it like the enemy jungler is a single mother and
you're spending your goal to a victim from their from their premises does that
make sense yes okay on Christmas on Christmas coach batted away when I was
cutting that a moomoo's head off I just imagine it was a lot of work yeah
Because that's what what it's gonna be experiencing bro. I'm telling you
Listen, I don't understand that I'm gonna pass it like that to see not yo Ludwig time to lock in buddy
You might want to answer your second leg art man, cuz I'm coming for that act
Yeah, hey first you're coming forward then you're gonna be coming in it
Okay, maybe not no no
bro, I like
I should probably look drag here, but the moomoo's probably respawned by now
Alright, so what we're gonna do is you're gonna look for the rafters and after rafters you're gonna play on the Krogs
Okay, go
So listen, I want you to sit here Jinx, so I'm not one-
I need a timer, we need a fucking timer, we need a not non-stop timer
So no, Jinxie, play for the Krogs now
I want you to look, look bot out of moomoo, do not leave your Krogs, but look bot out of moomoo
Look at how much time this little depressed, fun-less fuck is wasting
While you're sitting here getting stronger. He's doing nothing. He's a fucking little bitch
So you're gonna go in this jungle. You're gonna go in this jungle. You're gonna find him in this fucking jungle
Okay, chase your butt son chase your butt son your butt son. Go go go chase it chase it. Okay. No don't go for this
Yeah, you go for this hold Q on her. Hold Q
Not bad not bad. Ah, not right. Yes, not right. Not right.
Do you? Do you? Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes! Oh my god!
Jagged fast! Jagged fast!
Coach, I've never been 6-0 before, ever!
Coach, I've never been 6-0, coach!
Bro, I'm telling you, it's because you have that killer instinct, bro.
That killer instinct.
Fuck you, Ludwig!
Did I actually even die? I was far from you!
Come on dude, let's go!
Dude, they're not hype enough! I'm 6-0 man, come on!
Jinxie, listen to me. The reason I'm not hype enough right now is because I'm keeping you in check.
Because if you get too hype, then the problem is you're gonna make wrong decisions.
Then I come in my pants.
Yep, then I come in my pants.
Yes, it's like Jinxie, imagine it's like this.
Just edge me, just edge me.
It's like Jinxie, imagine me and you were like hanging out and then we started making out right?
But then it's like you tell me dude you got to start choking me off
But the promise that if I choke you off you're gonna nut prematurely before we actually get to the main course does that make sense?
Yes, okay. Yes, that makes perfect. Yes. So that's why like there in a situation like that
It's like I gotta fucking say Jinxie dragon because right now you're six and oh, but soon you're gonna be fucking seven and oh
Get this garen kill. No
No, actually clear clear. Don't worry about it.
So now go for your folk here and then after your folk here, we're gonna look for a kill bar. Does that make sense?
Coach, you know this could, I don't want to jinx it, but coach, this could be my best game ever, so like ever.
Yeah, no it has a potential. Because think of it like this, Jinxie.
What you are, is you're like, you're like an ever-expanding magician.
That's just always adding new spells to his arsenal and then it's like one day
You're going back to a level one area and you're just fucking shitting on all those goblins. Does that make sense? Yep
Okay, so you're gonna get the crab and then after the crab you're gonna take these drops away
Coach I don't know what it is man, but I feel like League is just going to be tweaking for me
And that's why that's why you need days like this Jinxie because days like this allow you to play the games
I need to play for you to actually bank up bro. No, I think
Hold Q you got a hold Q here. No, bro
So I just got to the Chadwick special because he basically just fucking like yanked me in that's like the Chadwick special
Yep, yep, but it's fine listen buy your item buy right open up your shop
Okay, so after your blade of the run king you're gonna get mercury struts this game
Okay, because if you got magic resistance have a lot of ability power damage, so it means that you're gonna win, okay?
Wait, how do I do my team out there if there's more buttons to click I can click them, bro
I have no problem clicking my QW and E and my R
Okay, so do I do two or three man talk to me?
It's two, it's two more.
Okay, okay then, then let's try it.
So I wanted to press Q, and then afterwards,
so I'm using your active item, so press two.
So you see in your inventory, like where your items are,
that little thing that has a cooldown?
Go for the immo move.
You're gonna go for this kill here.
Press W, press W, press W, press W, chase.
E, and then you're gonna hold Q.
E, hold Q, hold Q.
No, no, nice!
Okay, now press two.
E, and then you can start pressing two.
Remember, you can press two, you can press two.
There you go!
There it is!
There we go!
Iron No Longer Man!
Not after 10 days!
Jengzee, right now
to the Iron Annihilator
soon you're going to be the
Bronze
Uh...
Good, you have to go to the second floor
by the way there.
I just don't want people to Q-Snap off of your stream.
Yeah, no worries, I gotcha.
But soon you're gonna be the bronze, uh, booty clapper.
It's like, you're gonna go from the-
I was gonna say, bronze booty bandage.
I swear to God, I was gonna say that.
Dude, I'm just-
Me and you, I swear, were like, Socrates and Plato.
Like, this is how they must have felt back in Greece in like the 1800s.
I- yeah, no, I've actually literally thought about that before.
Yep.
Like, me and you, Jinxie, we could unironically probably philosophize
I knew like religion if we wanted to
Yeah, bro, probably
Like I could be like I could be like the guy that like is God and then you could be like the messenger does that make sense?
Okay, so like this is gonna do look for the top cap here go
Every time I kill the moon, I literally I literally I'm not gonna be getting fat. I just imagine
Okay, so Jinx, this is what I want you to do.
Uh, smite this and then you're gonna have to run.
Run away. You don't want this. You don't want this.
You don't want this.
Okay, so Jinx, what are you gonna do?
So, I want you to recall. I want you to recall, okay?
So, coach, why not win that because he has help from his team?
Is that why?
No, it's because Garen's just broken this fuck.
But Jinx, see, from now on, every time you kill Ludwig,
I want you to bite your lower li- er, not Ludwig,
but the Amumu.
You're gonna bite your lower lip,
your lower lip,
and you're gonna start dry-humping the air
while you slightly moan. No, undo. UNDO FAST! Buy the merch heads, the green one.
Yep. So bite my lip and moan every time I kill the emumu. And humfier, yes. And imagine it's
Lodovic, got it. Exactly. So you're gonna have to close your eyes to visualize and even if it's 1v5,
you have to do that for at least two seconds. So even in the middle of a fight, you need to start
biting your lower lip and going crazy. Now go to the dragon pit. Go to the dragon pit. This fucking
chud fuck bitch thinks that he's gonna steal your fucking dragon
press W and start sobbing his skull press W and start bashing his head
start bashing his head
come here Lottweig
YES!
SOMETHING HAPPEN HERE!
NO!
okay good so now smite press F
okay that's fine
broken ass fucking character's hair
yeah so the reason why garen got there is because he teleported
But it's fine because you won't teleport for the next like seven minutes
Well, I got dragon now
It looks like my teammates and I used to complain about that
But now I'm just gonna drop 27 kills every game and just kind of let the cards fall where they may
Exactly. Yes. It's like do you think if LeBron played in the special ed olympics that he would blame his teammates because they're like not dribbling the ball properly
Like what do you think he would do Jinxie? Do you think he would sit there and blame his
teammates for not dribbling? Or would he sit there and fucking dunk on every other person
in the entire fucking lobby? What do you think LeBron would do?
Right dunk.
Exactly, yes. Like dude, LeBron would walk in there, get in the wheelchair trying to
defend dunked on another guy with one like dunked on another guy can't even
defend because he has no arms dunked on like LeBron would sit there broke he'd
be doing the most generational run of all time and that's how you need to be in
these iron lobbies do you understand
all right because I used to be so bad we're like I would just blame my teammates
but now I'm good enough on the warwick where I'm literally just gonna drop 29
kills the game. I don't even care if you're no but in iron I can just mob with Warwick.
So Jinxie it's like a sliding scale. The people at the complete bottom, the people
in the middle focus on improvement and then the people at the top go back to playing their
teammates. Does that make sense? You motherfucker. You found a way to sneak yourself into that
huh? No it's just how it is. Okay press W, press
I don't know.
Press W, press W.
Now hold Q on her.
Okay.
Got this.
Nice.
Now chase her.
Chase her.
Chase.
Good.
Smite the cannon.
Smite it.
JACEY!
I thought smiting the cannon is like emptying the match, man.
MEEHO.
If there's a homeless man, right, and there's $50 on the floor, would you take it or would
you give it to him I would give him the 50 bucks no you wouldn't you would take
the 50 and you would invest it and then 20 years from now that would be with
$10 million and it's the same thing with league games does that make sense yes
like I don't know dude one duo session with Luda and him complaining about
getting his wave storm and you've changed bro we need to bring you back to the
You're right. You're right. No, you're right.
It's Titanic Hydra.
Yep, exactly.
So now, don't forget that when you're fighting and when you're clearing your camps, you want to hit that little 2 sometimes every 10 seconds.
Hold on.
I gotta hit it every time I fight, yeah.
I will, Coach.
Coach, you know about me is once you tell me something, I'll do it every time, unless it's holding a cube. That's just like a thousand times.
I'm a lot of sunshine now.
Like half of the things I tell you, it takes you at least like 10 times.
times. Wait hold on, I can kill this gary in a second. Yep, you got this. I'm just gonna
fight this, fight this, fight this, fight this. So what I want to do is I want you to
go for the Rift Herald now. Oh, Rift Herald's gone. Okay so you know what we're gonna do?
We're gonna walk top here. I want you to walk top and start bashing down that turret. Alright?
Or should I bashing Chadwick's head really quick? Yeah, yeah, you can do that too. Think
of it like right now Jinx, you're the big bad wolf. And there are all those like little
piggies with those voluptuous little round behinds that need to sit down and get fucked.
Does that make sense?
What the fuck?
Yes!
Okay, uh, flash way, flash way, flash way, flash way.
Good.
How's it going, Luddwigs?
Alright.
How's it going, inferior jungler?
Yup.
Dude, I'm telling you, jinxed him.
It won't be long now until Luddwigs asking you for advice.
He's gonna send it back jinxie jinxie. How'd you climb so hard bro?
Like what makes you so much better than me and you're gonna sit there and you're gonna say silence
Address me as Lord and then he's gonna start calling you Lord jinxie
Imagine how that's gonna feel for you. Actually. I would rather not wait. Just call me Papa Jimmy
Yep, that's who Papa Jitty and then you tell him if you want coaching
You need to douse yourself in jitty oil and then you just send him like three buckets of oil
And he's not about getting coached unless he puts all of it on him
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay
So now you're gonna look for the the crab and then after the oh no go for the down again
So you're gonna want to hold to share hold it. No
Okay, don't forget to press one for your active item
You gonna hold Q again? Hold it? Okay. So now go for the clubs, go for the clubs, then let me clubs.
Let me clubs.
Dude, I-
So far, I've been the best player in the lobby, man.
It is, isn't it?
Yeah.
I- I understand this name, bro. I love power scaling.
It's dropping my nuts at people's growth.
Exactly, yes.
But like it's blue buff.
Jinxy.
Jinxy, do you know why the wolf, monster, and the jungle fan has two heads?
No.
so that each one can gobble one of your fucking fat testicles as you drop it in
their mouth and then sit there and start nutting everywhere does that make
sense yep perfect let me make perfect science oh wait look at the way he's mid again
what's up okay so listen this we're gonna do we're gonna take crab and then after
the crab we're gonna bash his skull
all right okay so now Jinxie yeah let's go on the hunt oh where is he do you
how's it going mudwick?
what's up man?
jingsy, you know what I think might have to happen
some day soon after you hit bronze?
wait one second
good
jingsy, some day soon after you hit
bronze, you might have to run it back
with kadeem to repay him
for when you entered him all those
weeks ago
fucking right bruh
okay
Now listen, you're gonna look for a recall, recall now so you can spend your gold, okay?
And then after you're gonna run to the Baron.
So, Jinxie, while you're running to the Baron, I want you to buy you- yeah, buy that Spurfusage.
And then I want you to sit here, take both your hands off your keyboard,
and then just start pretending like you have that Mumu's head in between your legs,
and you're just like, combusting and busting all over his fucking face.
Like, just start going crazy.
Good!
Okay, good!
That's what I like to hear.
So now go top, go top.
Because the thing is, Jinx is about visualization.
If we visualize our enemies getting
fucked in the mouths by us,
then there's literally no way that they can overpower us.
Because we always win that battle.
Does that make sense?
Yup, we look better than that.
After Krugs, yes.
Yes
One second, let me uh take a move for January real quick
Come on dude. I think it's already way past that at this point
You're just sitting there making sure he shits out of a diaper for the next month
Yep, this one soon hold Q hold Q hold Q
Yeah, it's fine. Okay, so now go for the band go for the band
Jinxie, do you know why a mumu is going to be forced to wear diapers after this game?
Uh, why?
Because if someone has too much anal sex, their a**hole muscles don't go back to normal.
So as a result, they're forced to shed out diapers because they become incontinent.
And that's what's happening to this mumu right now.
The big bad wolf's been inside him too many times.
Am I going to die here?
No, no, you're good.
just keep doing it
Nice, hey, so now remember 1400 and
Press one don't forget to press one you said you're ready to do it. So it started doing it, bro
Smite good
All right now get this crab after the crab you're gonna recall and then you're gonna walk from it
Okay, no no come in person rip his head off. Yeah
Go get him get him get him
I'm 13 and 2 bro, this is insane!
No I'm tired, you're doing a generational performance right now so now we need you to
go mid.
No, just go mid.
You're just going to type 5 mid and team chat and then start just spam ping you.
They're going to listen to Papa because Papa has the most damage and most kills and most
kills.
Let's hope so.
Let's hope they do.
has the most damage kills and CS. Big daddy, jitty. What is that thing? What the fuck is
that? What is that? Okay, so that if Echo presses R, he teleports to that, gains like
2,000 health and then does 1,000 damage. So I said all mid, so should I just report
all these guys to DruleEvan? What's happening? I'm gonna be 1 in mid. Okay, no, walk up, fight
this you went you went just like walk up walk up walk up press W and go in press
W and go in press W and go in for fuck's sake art art art there you go hold
Q good okay so now Jinxie go for the turret no no I wanted to kill Ludwig
again dude it doesn't matter at this point what matters taking his fucking
out P okay now you can kill him actually no just push man hit the turret just hit
the turret hit the turret hit the turret
press E okay then your flash that's okay okay so now to her to her nice
Mr. Warwick, I can definitely not stand against you.
Bring me those little ass cheeks of moho.
Oh no, oh no, Mr. Warwick, I'm getting a boner!
Mr. Warwick, stop!
Ah!
Keep going, Jamesy, please keep going.
No!
No way!
OK, all right, all right.
Yep, get this, Alex.
OK, so what we're going to do now is we're going to watch the dragon.
After the dragon, you're going to go mid.
Okay, so now go for the the red go for the red the red and then the dragon
No, I mean, yeah, he's not gonna confess this anyways
Think of it like smite is the get out of jail feared up three card
But it's like you have that guy in a max security prison right now. Does that make sense? Yes
bro what a first like cat we're getting bronze today 15 and 3 oh my god my best
game ever you have a Jamesy do you want to know what the best thing about it is
it's not the fact that's your best game ever it's the fact that your best game
ever is happening when you're about to go past your all-time peak run wait I
just realized this is iron one I might this is Ivan one guys here it is break
the Nexus iron one man this is all you jane see let me get back
I earned one blood runs they all run 15 kills three deaths highest yes and a lot
and I played like a god this morning too often.
Wow.
Well, I'm telling you, like.
That's, we did it.
GenC.
Iron one.
Okay, I need a moment here, bro.
Take it.
No, because motherfuckers told me to my face, I would quit, drop all the way to Iron four.
I remember my first day on the game, somebody said, they should invent Iron five for you.
Now what?
NOW WHAT?!
Like, Jynxy, this is you against you.
Don't forget, because the thing about it, Jynxy, is that it isn't just that motherfuckers
told you you weren't going to make it.
It's that there was a time where in your brain you thought you weren't going to make
it.
This right now that you're seeing and you're experiencing is merely the physical representation
of your willpower.
This GenC is your 2026 game of the year.
Even if you don't get the award, this is what you're getting and it's what you're starting
with because you're about to get way more than that.
So I have a question for you.
If even the enemy ADC, if the enemy ADC goes, what did he go, 0 and 12?
Yep.
Should I report him just so nobody else can get him on the team or what should I do there?
So you're going to report him because you won and you're happy, but you'd feel a lot happier
if his account got perm bound, right?
Because then it's like, it's like imagine going to the grocery store and getting a free steak,
but now you can get free chips too.
So report him and then report to Soraka as well because this Soraka was also 014
So there's a good chance that maybe all these guys get bad and to disarmic sense. Yep
Because then I don't forbid these fucks end up on my feet
Exactly so now Jamesy, I'm gonna send you a song and I'm gonna one-year listen to it
I'm test. Can I get your camera on?
Yeah, let me see if it works
If we're gonna do music chat should I just end on YouTube so we can actually like listen to motivation or shit today
What do you guys think chat should I just end on YouTube so we can listen to motivational shit because I don't want to get copyright
Yo, don't test. Um, wait, hold on. I'm adding high-five set of group
Mood of calling uh mood it into my games last time. Yo sup high-fives. I can't have any
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll have to get that camera on.
Yeah, let's do it.
Yo, my chat asked me to get Muda, but Muda into the fuck out of me last time.
So I should just do this solo, right?
You should do solo and then when you got bronze, you unlock doing again.
Yeah.
OK, so guys, what do I do?
Yeah, go to your OBS.
You see where it says the virtual camera?
Yep.
It's like a cogwheel on the right side.
Click that.
Uh, oh wait, I don't have obias have stream labs obias. Me. Ho. Hi guys. Me. Ho
Yes, what is this 2012?
Bro
What like dude, I'll be like, can you share your screen so I can see your obias? Yeah, listen to lord. Hi guys, bro
submit to his rule
Okay, so it should be all this shit
Stream labs obias beta. Yes. Yes, it should be
Now try the problem is that it goes back to like standard every time I do that. Okay. So
all right, so stop it and then do it and then make sure everything's correct and then start
it again. Okay, close. See if it goes back. See. Yeah, it goes back. Me, huh? Maybe program.
Uh, you could do programming. I could just crop it. Yeah, that's fine. Oh, okay
How's your day, man? How are you doing? How about good? I'm doing good, bro. You just watch that masterclass or what?
Yes, yes, I did you're doing good jinx. You're doing good. I think it's all clicking man one day and all this
Alright, let me see if this works
But why the fuck is it not working? Oh
Oh, if you drink some beer, you'll play even better.
Uh, Dante has water thoughts on that coach.
Oh, it's working.
Nice.
Okay.
There we go.
No.
I need to put this over here.
Wait.
Hold on.
I can fix it even more.
Watch this.
Okay.
Got to see my brother's cooking for the chat.
Oh, okay.
Is that good?
Yeah, it's perfect.
Okay, there we go. Okay, James, are you ready for bronze? Bro. Bro, don't test. Yep, I'm
listening. That's like asking me if I'm ready for anal. Bro, yes, of course I'm ready for
bronze to wait to like receive it or to do it
DNA do not answer
right wait hold on a second we hope we hope we hope
we hope listen god put the g spot in our asshole for a reason don't be a
shame bro okay yes bro wait so don't test
okay legitimate question bro yep have you ever received
every night
I
Should I put them yo
You get packed every night
Miho when we first started I couldn't even take four inches nowadays the 15 inches slide in bro
Like it's a fucking now like it's a circus
Hi guys, I'm apologize for you being in the car right now. So don't as uh
Miho
You've been packed before that ass look like legitimately
Jinx I said every night, bro. Yo, I don't know what type of freaky shit y'all are on man
Yo, I've never I've never been packed chat and guess what I never will fuck man
Do you like being dominated you like being dominated?
Jinxy jinxy let me ask you a question. What's more dominant? Okay?
sitting there and saying that you refuse to get fucked in the asshole because your G-spot is in there or
Accepting the fact that you're willing to go against social norms to bust the thought is not of your life
Yo, dude, I don't think it's aura man, but hey to each his own if you enjoy getting back you enjoy it dude
I
Yeah, I have not I've never been back. I've never will be back bro. Hell. No, that's it. No, J.C. J.C. J.C. J.C. J.C. J.C.
Yo, you can't convince me man. No, I don't have to convince you bro. Half of your wardrobe is literally shirts that say good girl for daddy
You're lying to everyone!
Yeah, because beta that's because my chat has sent me psychotic fan mail shirts
Yeah, like I go around buying shit, bro. Oh wait, sorry. You're so going with that story that your chat is
accidentally sending you those
Sure, bro. Yeah. Yeah, sure. Yo, coach. I have to go use the restroom. I'm sorry. No
No
Dude, I have a small bladder like what do you see? I know I wasn't kidding. Jinxie pissing that bottle right fucking now
You actually like bro, you actually I am being dead serious
You need to show me that you're fucking committed to this grind bro
You fucking piss in that bottle like you just drank a fucking slurpee and you're in the middle of a road trip
And there's no gas station for the next hundred miles. You fucking piss in that bottle right now boy. Am I understood?
I can't do that. No, I can't do that. I know. No, I'm not a challenger. Fuck you.
Wow. That's crazy. First, he refuses to get the piss bucket. Then, he refuses to piss
in the bottle. And now, he's sitting there and he's leaving his room to go to the bathroom.
That's crazy. That's crazy. That's like... I don't even know what to say what that's
That's like, bro. That's like, actually wild.
You know what I wonder?
I wonder back in the medieval ages, some people were just so rich
that they hired like one peasant to like just drink their piss.
You know what I mean?
Like instead of a portable like toilet, they just have a portable peasant
And they're like, like, all right, Walter, like, dude, my batter's full, you know what you have to do,
you know what I mean? Because like, it seems like something that Kings would do, you know?
Like, if you're a king and you have a billion dollars and there's like a million peasants,
then why would you not have one dedicated to like personal toilet service?
You know what I mean? Like, it could bokeh be a respectable job if you guys think about it like,
logically. He has to sit down to pee. Alright, I'm back. Alright, GenC. What's up, man?
I want you to stand behind your chair right now and bend over it before you queue up.
Minimize your lead client so I can see what's going on.
Okay, bend over your chair.
Okay.
High-vives!
Put my camera so that I'm like next to him.
Yep, right there.
Okay, okay, okay, alright, there you go, perfect, okay, you ready?
Okay.
Ah!
Psh!
Haha!
You didn't see.
Are you ever going to disobey daddy again?
Yes or no!
No, no, no!
Ah!
What the fuck did you do it?
I had to pee, coach, I had to pee, I'm sorry.
I had to pee.
Psh!
Ah!
Alright, that's a fucking pee, man.
Okay, let's play the game.
Yep, now it's time to get it done.
Okay.
Alright, are you ready for game two?
Does a bear shit in the woods.
Now, bro, I got Ivan 1.
So that's the best way we could have started this.
I'm not even kidding.
Chat, what do you mean WTF?
He said Faker did it, y'all.
Dude, I'm not even kidding. That's something that every pro player does.
It's literally like a ritual that you have to go through except the difference between us and them is that there's actual physical contact.
Really?
Yep. Like sometimes what happens with some
pros is they actually have a challenge that they do with their coaches where after every game
there's an aggressive fingering and depending on how many deaths you had you have to get one, two or three fingers.
Wait coach, I'm gonna end my YouTube broadcast that way you can play whatever music or videos
you want.
You said you wanted to play a video, right?
Dude, you can't end for the YouTube viewers, bro.
The YouTube viewers need to be a part of the journey.
Okay, then we can't play videos, bro.
Alright?
Alright, GG.
You mean end of YouTube?
Okay.
Well, what if it's one hardstyle song?
It would probably just copyright the whole thing, bro.
Oh, GG.
Okay.
It's fine. We'll just focus on the task at hand on but if you want to just let me know you want to play video
Because look there's gonna this is gonna be a journey
This is not like bro. You told me my biggest problem is that I don't play league enough
So here we go today, bro. I'm gonna be on this shit until I'm bronze
It could take four hours if we don't if we don't lose it could take 45 hours if we lose. I don't care. I'm not leaving bro
That's all I'd like to hear. Now let me ask you a question. When I ask you this question,
you're never going to view the life the same again. So are you ready to hear it?
Yes. Okay. Say the word bronze. Bronze. Now add la in front of it. And now say it together.
bronze la no the other way la bronze la bronze exactly you're gonna be the
fucking Lebrons of League of Legends do you understand me yep yes yes yes yes
do you understand the weight of the burden that you have to carry though
Yes, yes coach. We can't even lose. Losing sets us back like two outs. We can't lose.
Yep, because don't forget, GenC, every time you lose a game, it's not just that you lost the game.
It's that you lose the output that you could have gained if you would have won that game.
So it's like now, after you lose the game, you need to win another game, just for you to get back
to the point where you started the first game off at. Does that make sense?
Bro, yes, because like instead of like instead of going up, I'm going down to go back up, which just literally burns an hour
Exactly. Yes
All right, so now hover your Warwick. Coach if I lose like I'm gonna freak out. Look at that. You already knew to hover
You're actually lost today. Bro. What I want to do coach is we keep this as a series, bro
Every time I get close to a rank so today bronze in a month silver in two months gold
Every time I get close to ranking up we marathon it until I get the right and there's no if answer butts about it
Okay, let's do it and before you know it. I'm ahead of you and challenger like I'm sorry, but that's just how I am
Like I mean listen listen listen listen listen listen
Goose if I were to if I was a kid challenger, what would you actually do like I'm not even kidding in like two years
If I was a challenger, what would you do that ass?
If you were to hit challenger, if you were to outrank me and challenger.
If I was to hit challenger and outrank you, what would you do?
I'd eat my own shit live on stream.
Bro, I think you would get instantly permaband.
I'm not even kidding.
I think you would get instantly permaband, bro.
I'm not even kidding.
And it's like drinks. I wouldn't even just eat it
I would show the whole process of the meal being cooked as well if you catch my drift
Dude, I'm gonna be honest, you know what the biggest challenge of our career is ever gonna be what?
costuming the the ride
I'm not fucking it up.
Yo, chat.
I'm just going to say this, bro, if me and Dodd has even make it to Worlds, co-streaming
without already getting banned by Riot, I would be shocked, bro.
I'm going to be kidding.
I'm not worried about myself, bro.
You can see, everyone's going to be like Mario levels.
Every time we go one day without getting banned by Riot, it's going to feel like we moved
on to the next world.
You know what I mean?
Dude, what we need to do dot test for the LCS finals in like two weeks, we need to both wear tuxedos and be PR corporate robots. We're just going to be PR.
Okay, we can do that. So we're just going to like talk like, how was your, how's the weather today?
Don't us.
Dude, we can get Bernard to co cast as well. Yes, we'll get Bernard to it will literally just be PR corporate robot.
And then we won't get there.
Wow, amazing play, but the enemy team still tried their best, so let's not discount their efforts as well.
No, upgrade to W, fuck!
Oh my god, not too good start.
Oh, not too good start.
Okay, so listen, so listen.
When you upgrade to W, what it means is that you have to smite instantly when the cam spawns.
You understand that?
Yeah, got it, got it.
Okay, so now Jinxy, what we're gonna do here, okay?
You're gonna be looking for the top to bottom full clear.
understood yes now I wanted to hear me out okay because this is you against
everyone right now do you know Jin see why in League of Legends sometimes you'll
hear the term 1v9 yeah because it means not only is the other team getting
fucked but your team is so fucking bad you're playing exactly bro so we're
gonna need you to unlock 1v9. SMITE! SMITE! Alright so now what we do here we're
gonna be looking for the red to gromp and then afterwards we're gonna be
chilling alright. Now the enemy bond is already looking low. Nice top laner's
getting a kill this game is already looking good for you yeah yes sir yes
okay so now what we're doing here okay we're playing for the standard folk here
okay okay this is a jinxie folk here bro it's a JFC got it yep oh my god I
I want you to say it say JFC JFC
No, please the J with the K
Why why
No, no, I said it. No, it's the J with the K
Exactly that's how that's what we're gonna be turning the enemy team into this game, bro
They're gonna be turned into fucking capsium. We're gonna eat them up. Do you understand?
Yes, sensei. All right, so now listen what we're gonna do, okay? We're gonna look for the wolves after the wolves. It's blue grump
Yeah, and maybe even a bot gank if it's made available to us like maybe even a fucking bot gank too. Yes, it's in the cards, bro
I think he's doing good. This is really good
Like Jinxie, okay, think of it this way, okay?
When you're playing jungle, I want you to imagine that you're a people pleaser that never wants to let anyone down.
So you're always just going to say, oh, maybe, right?
Hey, do you want to do this? Maybe. Hey, do you want to do that? Maybe.
Like, you always have to be the maybe guy.
And then it's like you just choose the best option at that time.
So if you have the best option, then you go for that. But you go for that.
But you need to be the maybe guy you basically saying it all changes on the fly and I should never have like a fully committed made-up idea
What I want to do is all exactly yes. Yes, exactly exactly
It's like okay imagine imagine you're in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and you're banging mystique, okay?
But every time your penis is halfway inside of her she's gonna transform into something right it's like if she turns into
into someone that you find attractive, then you go in, right?
She turns into your girlfriend, your wife, your, I don't know, your crush, you go in,
right?
But then, if she turns into like an old decrepit man, we gotta fuckin' pull out of there.
Does that make sense?
Yes, that's it.
Exactly.
And it's the same when we're juggling.
Fight this, fight this, fight this, fight this, fight this.
This is a free kill for Jiddy.
Nice.
Now take the way, take the cannon, please take the cannon.
Fuck!
Okay now back up and recall, back up and recall.
Okay.
Yep, right now it's looking good Jinx, it's looking good though.
So now you're gonna buy a team map? Nice.
Now Jinxy, why aren't you buying any other items besides the team map?
Because I only have, because I already have zeros out of my gold, so I don't want to make sure I leave the spawn with no gold.
Exactly, so that's why Jinxy.
I jing see right now. We're gonna do math exercises said you can understand how much money you're gonna spend
What's 1200 plus 300?
1500 what's 1500 minus 400?
1100 what's 3000 minus 2700?
What's 14 to the power of three I?
Didn't I didn't get that bar math I fail
GOD DAMN IT!
I'M SORRY!
14 to the third power, um...
14 times 14 times 14, bro.
I honestly, man, I don't know, I'm sorry.
Okay, just give it your best guess.
Probably like a thousand or something?
Over a thousand?
Honestly, maybe. That's about a good...
You don't even fucking know!
Oh, no shit, what the fuck do you think I'm asking you what it is?
I thought you knew. Wait, we got a little drag here.
Okay, look for the gromp, look for the gromp.
Okay, so now after the gromp, you can see
what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for either bot
or dragon, okay? Yep, it's all perceptive, remember?
It's a eagle-plazer. Oh, exactly, yes.
I don't know, maybe I might want to do that, yeah. Exactly, yes.
though it yes that's it
it's like imagine you're like a
go for this go for this
going going going
you can't get this you can't get this back off
yep good
it's like imagine you're a janitor and like a classroom right
and it's like you never know what the kids are gonna do next
so you always have to have the mop at hand right
because maybe one kid's gonna fucking puke everywhere
maybe another one's gonna start shitting on the floor
maybe another one's gonna spill his like nesty
And depending on the severity we got to make sure we go for the most severe first does that make sense? Yes
So like there for example the most severe thing to do is bought and then it becomes dragon you see
Oh fuck wait James I think I'm actually fuck
No, you're gonna you're gonna have to like do this on the next like four hours
What do you mean? What happened?
Because the problem is that I have a 50 where to I say do tomorrow, and there's no fucking way
I'll be able to complete it in time if this dream goes too late
Wait you're in school
No, I'm just larking. Okay, so now what we're gonna do. All right, you're gonna look for the red
Talk to bot folk here, and then we're gonna get it done. Okay? Okay, got it
RAAAAD! RAAAAD! RAAAAD!
Remember, if all your camps are up, you always want to start on the bottom.
Because the cooldown is down.
Yes.
You gotta get the cooldown going earlier.
Exactly, yes.
So let's go, let's get the top to bottom.
I thought you were in school for a second. Wait, did you? How'd you do in school? Were you a good student?
Um, well, I wasn't till college.
Oh, you went to college. How did that go?
In my first semester, I failed all my core classes because I thought I was going to become a veterinarian.
Because the thing about me is like, I've always just used weaponized autism to carry me through everything in life.
And the problem is that when I got to college, I realized that I couldn't just like, half-ass shit anymore and I needed to actually study, but I wanted to play League instead, so I just like didn't study and I failed all my classes and almost went to night school.
But then I lied to my parents about it.
So instead of being a veterinarian, did you just play League instead?
Yeah, exactly. Because it's like, dude, I had two options, right? One of them was I could sit there and I could fucking like, study in school against all these other like normies that were gonna sit there and fucking like tryhard and all that shit.
Option 2 was I could just enjoy myself and play League in my free time.
I didn't say I'm not gonna sit there and study though.
Like I'm already, okay press R instantly.
R instantly.
There you go.
Now press Q.
NICE!
Good.
Like JNC, think of it logically, right?
If I'm already spending 8 hours a day in school, why the fuck am I gonna spend another
4 doing homework?
Right?
Yep.
Watch this guy.
Let's go.
Now, don't forget, Mordekaiser can bring you to the Diddy Chamber, so you might want
to run away here.
Yep.
One way and then we kill. Yep, we kill.
But Jinxie, do you want to hear someone crazy?
Did you know that being a League of Legends streamer is actually harder than being a Veterinarian?
Well just ask yourself, how many Veterinarians on the planet are there and how many League of Legends streamers are there?
and like actually do the whole thing.
In League, can't you just like play like 20 hours a day
in a challenge?
Yeah, I can see it.
Oh, actually, fuck.
Low key.
You've probably done so much time in the League now, Ted.
You actually have like multiple PhDs in local time
in the League.
Yes.
Because like, listen, let me explain it to you, OK?
And this is something I've thought a lot about.
Playing League of Legends is like being a doctor,
but half the time you're patient, it's guaranteed to die.
So it's like, imagine you're a doctor,
and you're gonna try your best to save this patient's life, right?
But then, half the time, they're just gonna end up dying no matter your best efforts.
After about a year or two, you're probably gonna hang yourself, right?
And it's the same thing with being a League of Legends player,
because every time you road into a game, you just wanna sit there and win.
So when you lose, it fucking sucks, but you know you're gonna lose half the time.
So it's about mental strength. Does that make sense?
Yes. Let's go for the wolves.
Alright, so you're gonna look for the wolves here man, after the wolves you're gonna play
wrappers into crugs.
Got it, okay, got it.
Now Jinxie, let me ask you a question, okay?
Yeah, talk to me man.
Do you remember earlier when you told me all you'd have to do is tell me something once
and I'm gonna do it forever?
Yes sir, of course man.
Okay perfect.
So why the fuck has your Tia mad?
Not going on cooldown! A single fucking time! This game!
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I'm sorry sir, I completely forgot.
Alright, well that's show.
So now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for the Krugs and then after the Krugs, you might wanna look on another play, okay?
So what plays do you see you have the potential of doing right now?
Well, we have objective, we have dragon, so I should go there.
Exactly, so what we're going to do is we're going to look for Krugson to recall, and then we're going to look on the dragon.
Okay, yep, it's not by the blade or the rune king. Perfect.
Alright, so now, dragon is free, okay?
Yes, sensei.
Why is he acting free because they're a jungler recall or something?
Um, well listen, it's because the thing is sometimes especially in lower elos, you just
want to have your own plan because nobody has their own plan.
So if you're just saying that and you're like I'm going to do this thing then you just do
it.
So now press W and chase him.
Okay?
You might have to ulti right now.
Wait a second.
This is good.
Keep fighting.
Just keep fighting.
Keep fighting.
Keep fighting, keep fighting, keep fighting.
Yes, yes, turn on the mouse, turn on the mouse.
Okay, that's good.
Not bad at all, bro.
Not bad at all, that's good.
Yes, so now I'm thinking,
is it okay if I'm able to do dragon because they saw me?
You, but on your respawn,
you're gonna go dragon out of base, okay?
Stop this, look what I'm doing, see, look, see.
Yes, nice, good.
There we go, kitten, perfectly.
Dude, I'm telling you, it's like perfect right now.
It's looking perfect now. We go right drag
Dude, we're up dude. Oh my god. I'm actually literally
brutally fucking people in the ass that I
Yes, one and game to like I'm top, but yes top kills every game top. Yes, I'm telling you
This is why I kept telling people like you have something inside you bro
There's something inside you that I'm noticing and that thing inside of you
It enables you to be the best player at this game, and it's the killer instinct
Yes, like GenC if you were born in the medieval ages you'd probably be going around murdering people, and that's a good thing
Pussy, pussy. Oh, no.
Okay, real talk, real talk. I didn't think they would either
I've actually I'm not even kidding. I've never died like that from two ranged people rooting me from outside the camp
Yep, so now what we're gonna do is you're gonna walk to the red buff and you're gonna tell them how broken their champions are
Because you need to let them know that the only reason why they're winning is because they're elow inflated
So let's all chat nice elow inflated champions
you know it's actually so fucking crazy how are they you know inflated with their
iron well because they'd be armed for but now they're iron too so Jinxie let
me let me tell you something okay and League of Legends the hardest champions
to play are the ones that you play and the easiest ones to play are the ones
that people that beat you lock in does that make sense yep that makes perfect
sense yes sir so let me ask you a question who's the hardest champion in
Warwick and then the and then after that Diana exactly and who are the easiest champions on the game?
Rammus
Mordekaiser
Evelyn
Exactly. Yes. So that's why Jinxie the thing is that even if somebody ever wins a game versus you
It doesn't even matter because they're just winning because they're walking in Elorn played in bullshit. Does that make sense?
Yes
Now, what were you saying about medieval times before I got ganked?
Yes, I was saying, if you were born in the medieval times, you'd be the kind of guy that goes around murdering people and looting corpses during the bubonic plague.
And how did you get that easy?
Because I can tell that me and you are alike, and I would have done that too.
Like the thing about people like me and you, Jim, see, is that if we weren't for laws,
me and you could actually go crazy.
But since there are laws in place and we have families that we love, and we have rules that
we need to abide by, it's like we can only afford to get that inner demon out of us in
League of Legends.
Does that make sense?
Yes.
Okay, go for the Mordekaiser kill, top.
why because you're fucking goaded that's why not fucking kill him okay I was
gonna say don't know but it's good yeah just keep bothering him there you go
now go for the reptile so the reason why you can go go for the skull too nice
Nice nice nice
Okay, okay, listen you're gonna have to flash on him in Q. Oh my god
Press E E
Okay, do you know why that was so crazy?
see because I flashed away from the skill path no bro it's because you flashed
before I even told you to like you already had the plate that I was gonna
tell you to go for in your fucking mind you understand yes one second
okay go for the Krugs
Perfect, perfect.
So Jinx, you know what you can also say?
What?
You can also say, hey, Zinzal, the GG stands for great gazangas as I prowl you from behind.
I don't know, I screwed that question up.
Yeah, you know what, okay, that might be a bit too far.
Okay, so what we're gonna do now is we're gonna look for the rafters.
Yeah.
So we're gonna look for the rafters and after it's bot side clear into scuttle, okay?
Okay.
Perfect.
Yeah man, just kinda carryin' every game there.
Dude, I'm telling you, it's like you're actually getting it done.
I know. And bro, a lot of this shit, like, you didn't even have to tell me to flash them, you know what I'm saying?
No, that's what I'm telling you, like, you understand these things at, like, an inherent level.
Well, because what my thought process is, I'm overleveled, so I can kill him if I can get close to him, and use a ranged character.
So, like, I just have to get close to him and then I heal from multiple shots at him, so all I have to do is cut the distance off from him.
It's just like using shotguns in Siege, bro, you have to get close to the Warwick.
Yep, and you're literally the expert at using shotguns in Siege.
Okay, so listen now we commit for that play follow the Rift held follow the Rift held
It's like imagine follow the leader just follow the Rift held and escort it. It's like protect the president
Just follow it follow it
Jesus
We're gonna need you to crash into the second tower do you understand? Oh, yeah
Oh yeah.
Okay, kill the locks, kill the locks, go!
Oh my god this is good.
Yes!
Okay.
Oh my god.
Okay back up and go to the dragon, back up and go to the dragon.
We do not want to give Mordekaiser a chance to kill us.
Come out flying.
It actually ended up being a fly.
Yes.
I'm telling you.
So now look, go for the dragon and then upwards you're going to look for recall, okay?
got it
Okay, I'm not gonna pay for that man, dude. I'm it's like every single game. You're literally just going so fucking crazy
I'm ready for bronze. I really am
You know all you do is just get a delay and you would have got bronze ages ago me
I was so yes, but like that's what I'm telling you in league
It's impossible to climb out of the jungle if you don't have the way it's like walking through like
Okay, listen
Okay, wait, wait, I can kill this in the backstool if you know what I'm saying.
Like, okay, Jynxie, let me make you understand how to cycle, okay?
It's like, imagine there's a place where...
Okay, imagine you're gonna go to prison, right?
Okay.
When you play with no delay, it's like you wear your zesty shirts
And then you're having like a tight little lace thong as you walk into the prison.
What do you think is gonna happen?
Um, I'll probably drop a soap or something? I don't know.
Exactly. And it's the same thing with playing jungle in league.
When you play with no delay, it's like you have no protections over yourself.
So anybody can just do whatever they want to you. Does that make sense?
Yes, okay.
All right, so now what we're gonna do is you're gonna look for the rest of the actually you're gonna go raptors here
And then after you're gonna go for the scuttle crab. Okay. Yes
Bro, are you excited to watch LCS with me don't?
Yeah, it's super excited. Yo
But why'd you say it like that bro, bro like
If you were to talk about dropping the sofa on LCS, what do you think?
Okay, wait, do you want me to actually tell you the real reason why yes
Ok, and this is what I'm about to say, it's just facts, right?
The reason why the concept of LCS would seem really exciting for me is because it's like,
wow, I get to watch all these people that I play with and against in solo queue compete
on the world stage.
In reality, it's some fucking team that just decides that they're gonna give a bottom of
the barrel paycheck to some random Korean dude and then half their team is imports that
Nobody even knows who they are and then after it's like you don't even feel any association because they're like well
I don't even know who these people are. Does that make sense?
No, you're gonna press E plus E
That's the end of our way art art. Okay, so now hold on to your if you are
Oh, no
Yeah, wait that fucking idiot's on my fucking team. Oh wait, it's because he's invisible that's why all right continue about LCS
Yep, so as I was saying, the problem with LCS is that LCS is just like a, it's just like a fucking, like, organization where half of the players are imported, right?
Which is just so-
Wait, LCS is like, it's an NA league, but it's a lot of Korean players who aren't even the best in Korea, basically, you're saying?
Exactly. And be like Imagine, imagine Jinxie, what's your favorite soccer team?
Uh, FC Barcelona.
Okay, what country do they play from?
Spain, okay imagine in that team only half of the people are from
Spain without change your opinion. Well, that's kind of how it is
Then I guess you might like the LCS then okay three
But yeah, no that's what it is
It's like LCS just feels like a retirement home for washed up Korean players unironically
Yes
And it got so bad. So what is the most exciting is it worlds is the world's the most exciting one?
Well, the reason why worlds and MSI is exciting is because every once in a while a random team from the West either
Like a European or an American team actually gets the point where it's like you're like, oh my god
They might actually win everything and then they just end up disappointing you again
But then the next year you forget about it. It's kind of like imagine your dad leaves you right and then like 20 years later
It's like you're getting like these phone calls and it's like hey
I might be coming back and it's like you're getting excited you're getting excited and then afterwards it like never really happens
That's what it's like being a fan of the LCS. Okay, and um
Okay, so what wouldn't it be fun to watch like faker play and stuff?
Well, I mean
Sure sure I mean like you like you cheer for the NA teams. You don't cheer for like faker at all
No, I don't cheer for anyone because half of the anti-players can go fuck themselves cuz they end my games
Okay, got it
Okay, you can play this bug. I press R. NICE!
Because that's the issue, Jinxy. The problem is, have you ever heard the term Never Meet Your Heroes?
Yes, oh my god. Yes, you have.
Okay, I wanted to imagine right now, Fakers in this game.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Okay, so imagine right now Faker's in this game and then he types damn Jinxie you fucking
suck dick and then he starts running it down mid, would you ever feel excited to watch Faker
play again?
No, no, no.
I'm wondering if I told you that that's-
I wouldn't blame his team because Faker's better than you, bro.
Okay, but Jinxie, listen, listen, what I'm trying to explain though is that is what you
experience with pro players and 90% of your games.
Oh, they just end, wait, this is Jinx.
Yep. Okay, so this is what we're gonna do, okay?
I'm gonna want you to press W soon.
Press W and then run up them.
Run up them. You're gonna have to run up them. You need to fight this.
Okay, you're gonna kill the Zen.
And then after you're gonna look on the gen.
AHH!
It's because I got E to my W.
That's on me.
Yep.
That's on me.
But, but it's okay, listen.
You're still gonna win it.
Well, alright. We have three dragons. They have literally zero.
I mean, we're up kill.
We're up turret.
We're back.
We're fine.
But yeah, I know, like...
LCS I mean like
Fuck
Like and this isn't like a dig at riot obviously right because like it's just you know like
How a lot of people
Yeah, no like it's cool everything but the promise that every single like domestic league whether it's like LEC LCS
Whatever it is all of them have fallen off massively over the last few years
somebody in my chat just said that ward has been there for 15 minutes
which ward?
the ward is still there for 10 years, that ward has been there for 15 minutes
the ward that I put down by objective
okay well listen, this is what we're gonna do, okay?
you're gonna steal the baron here
yeah, yes, so this is what we're gonna do, jhinxie
jhinxie, it's all you, it's all you
I want you to drone over the baron, they have no jungler
they have no jungler
okay, so like, I want you to press W
press W, press W, press W
Okay, no, just go for the band. Just go for the band. You're good. They already killed that guy.
But how about you? You know what? Enough about me. Are you excited to watch YLCS?
Yeah, bro. I think I'll actually learn a lot about the game with the Catacombs.
Okay. So what's the most exciting thing for you about watching the pro game?
What do you think is gonna be like...
Well, I would just like to see... Oh, my God. I would like to see those five-man teamfights on dragons and stuff in fans.
I think that would be fun to watch.
yep okay so I guess like just watching what it looks like from a communication
watching how the game is actually supposed to be played and not like a
the bottom of iron what type of land
okay so like jinx this Oregon New York you're gonna look for the rest of the
folk here actually you know what fuck it go for the red then recall and then go
for the blue out of base
You will learn how shit the coaching is, what does that mean?
So the thing is Jynxie, there are people out there that think that I'm a bad coach.
Can you believe that?
No, bro, never.
Like there are people out there Jynxie that think that because I make League of Legends
fun, I'm a bad coach.
Think about it for a second.
Because they think that League of Legends has to be, you press your abilities and you
do this and you do that.
But they don't understand that what matters is the emotion.
What matters is the sense of connection that you have to the game.
And if there's no connection, then why even bother fucking learning?
You know what I mean?
Yo, are we losing our team right now?
Uh, just wait, wait before you go in.
You're gonna wait for the Ash to walk out of base.
Okay, now go in.
Now you go, now you go, now you go, now you go.
Who do I jump from?
Ah, yep, that works.
Now hold Q on her, hold Q, hold Q, hold it.
E, E, E, Flash, and then E.
Close.
Wait, but we're winning everything.
Why is this game going so bad?
We're winning.
What's happening?
We're up 12 kills, we have three dragons.
Oh, it's because, oh no, no, yeah.
What's going on?
Why are we dominating more?
Okay.
I'm putting dick to ass right now.
So, Jinxie, imagine that you have a team of 5th, 6th graders, right?
And they're all fighting 5th graders.
Okay?
Okay.
Yes, got it.
If one of the 6th graders decides to fuck off and do random shit,
is there enough of a difference between the two of those groups
that one of them will just automatically win?
No, because the 6th graders, like,
I mean they're not even like developed, brother. Arms are like, like, by state.
Exactly. And it's the same exact thing when it comes to League of Legends.
Because even if your team has a lead, think of it like you have a one great advantage, right?
You have a one great advantage.
And then after, it's like, if you're missing somebody, then you literally can't actually win the fight,
even though you feel like you should.
You see what I'm getting at?
Yep, got it. Yep, okay. That makes sense.
So the trick is that you just need to take so many steroids, that you end up looking like a freak of nature 15th grader, and then you start mauging the whole lobby.
Do you see what I'm getting at now?
Got it, yes.
Alright, so now this is what we're gonna do, okay?
You're gonna back up.
And then after.
Back up, just keep backing up.
Mark up, mark up, mark up, mark up.
So now Jinx, when the Mortar Kaiser walks up, walk to the red dot, the red dot, the red dot, the red dot.
Okay, it's on there anymore. Okay, uh
Yeah, you're just got the backup now because the promise that your ashes that you're just gonna have to leave it be
No, no, don't do it. Oh
God, okay back up
So the good news is train America can come in soon and your ash is gonna be responding as well
So you just have to wait okay? You need to just hold the four down for a little bit back up back up back up
You don't want to die
Now walk up
And now look on the dragon
everybody's gonna go dragon just gonna be the whole game if we get this I decided
here press W and run at them right now press W and run at them get that gen
off that gen the gen nice hold Q hold Q hold Q good get that okay now get this
in this is now we can turn on the dragon now after you kill us in you turn on the
dragon good you're running this shit easy now okay now just finish the dragon
because you're gonna get a dragon soul then you're gonna walk mid right
Oh my god, we just won the game?
You might have just won.
Okay, now walkman.
Now, since we have the dragon soul, do we instantly one-shot them or do we have more health?
No, so this dragon soul gives your entire team a shield.
So you just need to pay for the shield and you're going to be good.
Got it.
Okay.
What you're gonna do now is you're gonna back up.
And now what you're gonna do here, Jinxie, listen.
You're gonna back up, back up, back up.
Because the thing is, you need to wait for your team to be in position.
And then I want you to go for your red buff.
Just go for your red buff and then ping your team away.
Do you know how to ping them away?
No, no.
So you ping and then instead of pulling it down for help, you pull it up.
Nice! There you go.
Okay, so now you go for the red.
And then after this red you could easily look for baron soon
All right, so now jinx you listen you're gonna back off back off because now your team isn't in place
Okay, so now we're waiting for our team, okay
You can't wait all this office office office. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's just just cute
Just you fight fight fight
Go in go in go in the gym the gym. Nice. The Lux the Lux the Lux the Lux the Lux
There you suck. He was he he told you hold it nice. Okay now go for this in this in
I'm the greatest ever, bro.
Okay, Jinxie, I thought about it more, I thought about it more.
Dude, I'm telling you, you're going insane.
Boy, Jinxie, are you ready to cure the epiphany that I just came to?
Yeah, what's up, bro?
So, okay wait, this is what we're gonna do, okay?
I want you to just focus on the barn,
just focus on the barn, you can finish it,
you can finish it, okay?
And then when you're alters up in four seconds,
I want you to alter Nalsar, okay?
But only if you walk stuff, only if you walk stuff.
Okay, so now after this barn recall, recall, recall?
Okay, now press P.
Your next item is gonna be that Thornmail,
that Thornmail, and then you're gonna buy a Lixar Barn.
I want to buy the Elixir Vine.
OK, so Jinxie, why do you like FC Barcelona?
Because Messi is the reason I got it.
Exactly, OK.
And what if I told you that that's the reason why?
Because I thought about it more.
That's really the reason why for me.
I don't like pro play.
Because pro play went from being a thing where you used up
personalities, and you used up people that were actually
like really out there, you know, that everyone knew.
And then it went to a thing where every single split,
every season every single team would have different rosters because they would
always want to just all in winning as hard as they could so it makes it
impossible to get attached the actual players are part of the rosters does that
make sense yes yes all right so now this we're going to show okay you're gonna
look for the motorcars are killed and then afterwards I want you to look
towards mid. So what you're gonna do is you're gonna recall. You're gonna recall
and then you walk mid.
Are we winning now coach? Surely right. Yep. So now after this what you're gonna do
is you're gonna wait for the enemies to walk up then you're gonna press W
and you're gonna ART in. Alright?
Alright. Just keep walking up mid, and I don't know.
Yes, so now that's what we're gonna do.
You're gonna walk up and then ART, NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSS.
Now, what you're gonna do is you're gonna hold Q, hold Q on him.
Perfect. And then now you can just walk it down mid.
You walk them down mid like they're fucking dogs.
Yeah.
Nice, nice. Way to go in, Zim. Way to go in there.
Fucking idiot. Fucking iron bitch.
okay now go for this and you just get the freeest one of your f**king
bro max is gonna get broads today holy sh**
no two games and two wins and not only that bro it's I'm the best player on my
team both games bro yes that's it I wanted to double you and then chase us
like I was the best player in the lobby both games so that was the bigger
Dude
Yes, 18 kills and literally like seven CS per minute of 40-minute game. That's actually crazy
That's back-to-back ends bro, let's fucking go chat
And we have a delay bro. This is what I'm talking about bro like starting to click guys
Bro back to back most kills on my team back to back most CS on my team
I know I want to look at your LP how much you just gained 23. What does that mean?
Why am I giving you that means I lost game you gained 22 now you're getting 23 it means that your LP gains are
Slowly increasing
Is that what why why is it why are they giving me more LP don't us?
Because they're saying Jinxie, you don't belong here anymore, bro.
You belong in a better life.
Bro, I'm getting emotional, man.
I'm getting emotional.
Like Jinxie, think of it this way, okay?
Imagine it like this.
It's like imagine you're sitting there and you have your son, right?
And he's playing hockey.
And then one day you realize that he's winning all the games in hockey, and you're just looking
and you're proud.
You're like, wow, he's destroying everyone, he's going crazy.
So what do you do as you grab your son, you inject him full of steroids and growth hormones,
and then he ends up dominating everyone even harder and he goes to NHL.
That's like you right now.
Do you understand what I'm getting at?
Yes, coach.
Bro, bro, coach.
I earned an S-plus on Warwick.
Dude, do you remember, do you remember my first three days of the game where you were
coaching me and I was getting 700 damage, 800 damage, 900 damage?
Do you remember that, bro?
JXC, not even that.
You remember your first day playing when you placed in silver and you're literally running
it down every single game?
Yes, and then drew 11 live band.
Dude, I remember it all, bro.
It's like I actually get emotional thinking about it.
W drew.
Yep.
Sorry, Danny.
Sorry to those two silver teams that I was on or three.
That's why I'm telling you, bro.
It's like league is a journey.
And the thing is that you're sitting there, Jinxie.
It's like, man, you were photo and we're dildo, right?
and dildo baggins and we're sitting there and we're fucking going to throw the ring in the eye of
Sauron. Does that make sense? Unfortunately, I didn't watch Float of the Rings and everybody
makes fun of me when I watch them yet. I'm sorry. No, I don't blame you. I didn't watch it either,
bro. After five minutes, I got bored, so I turned it off. Okay. Yes. Okay. But it's like we can still
warp, Jinxy, because the thing is that, listen, we'll want to be a streamer. Anything that you say,
at least one person is going to believe. So as long as you talk confidently, you can spread
misinformation and nobody is going to actually be the wiser. Like I could make up something right
now and just randomly start lying and nobody is going to actually know it. And there's going to be
a few people that actually believe it. Does that make sense? Yes, bro. Yes, 100% because you're
a marker. Like, exactly. Yes. So that's why you always mark when you can. Yeah, like if you play
at least five games of League of A, you actually reduce your chance of developing dementia by 40%
and the reason why is because memorizing all the league champions opens up compartments in your
mind that make it that people with dementia normally don't have, which is why they get dementia,
right? And it's like, I just made that up out of the top of my head, but did you believe it?
Yes, bro. Yes, I did. Bro, I got my food too. I'm going to eat really quick, coach. Is that okay?
My brother made it, so it's in the kitchen right now, W brother.
Okay, W brother.
If he made it, then we don't disrespect that.
Go get the food.
Okay.
And while I'm eating, people in my chat are saying I should watch my first game for inspirations.
Do you even have like a bot of that?
It's on my YouTube channel, I think.
It was with Tyler when I was on Game and Top and it was literally a lobot of me.
All right.
So then that's what we'll do.
What we'll do is you get your food
I'll get something to eat as well and then we'll react to your first game ever of league while waiting for you to finish
Okay, we are because guys what a day. I mean we're out. We're two though. Hi guys
Get a big record screen and then get a timer. Oh, you already have a timer. Good job
I got a chicken sandwich.
sandwich. Watch LCS chat. I think we're only going to watch the finals.
you
Alright guys, who's ready for a meal hack?
this out, Greek yogurt, and then protein powder. Then you just pop it in and then you mix it.
Instantly, 50 to 60 grams of protein.
about this what's up master jing see I have bequeath bequeath my return but
it's not even how you use that word yes now bro what should we watch bro like is
there anything you want to show me or should we watch my first game I okay
let your chat choose either we watch your first game or watch one of your duo
games with muda chat should we watch my first game or watch one of my duo games
I'm gonna pull on this mood into the fuck out of my games and then blame it on Smurfs
And then I coped along with him and said yeah, bro, they're probably smurfing but deep down bro
He into the fuck out of my games
I don't dream and it's like after that it happens. It's like how could you ever look at them the same again?
You know what I mean?
He was losing by 90 CS in five minutes
I don't you in what you're gonna make
Chicken sandwich
nice and it's like bro if you're down 90 CS in five minutes who are you
getting smurfed on by faker like the minion bro real I'd sort of watching but
you know I realized but everybody just bitches and moans and complains about
Oh, this smurf, or oh, my teammate, just be challenger, bro.
Like, I'm so done with all the pitching and melanin, like, I'm just gonna become challenger
in this game.
And then when I become challenger, no one can say fucking shit to me.
Because then I'll have been the highest rank in the game in Rainbow Six Siege, the highest
rank in the game in Clash Royale, and the highest rank in the game in League of Legends.
And then on top of that, I'm gonna hit 2011 Chats just because.
Let me tell you something.
If I challenge you, bro, I legitimately think my penis will grow in size, don't ask me.
Bro, with how much I'll be sucking on it, you better believe it.
Okay, the chat is saying to watch LCS while you eat.
Do we even have permissions to do that right now?
Or no?
Wait, probably not actually.
Let me touch him, it's too many steps.
Let's see that majority people are saying to watch the LCS while you eat wait is it live
right now this LCS live right now no yeah it is mm not that's what are you eating Greek
yogurt with protein powder. Why? Why not? I'm a fat piece of shit so I need low
calories so I lose weight. Wait, so chat. But I don't think we have perms to watch
us. Maybe we do, but I don't know. I think we only got perms on the final chat.
But wait, if we watch Cajal watch LCS, is that like so co-streaming?
I think so.
Really?
I'm going to see what he says, Chapp, because I don't want to get banned before I even start.
I just texted him.
Yeah, we need to activate PG mode.
Yo, I'm downloading League of Legends.
Is that fun?
Or is it fun?
Dras, I'll let you take the floor on that one.
If you're downloading League of Legends, have fun, you might as well uninstall it right
now.
The purpose of playing League of Legends is to not have fun yourself.
It's to win games that you make the enemy team not have fun.
It's not about bringing yourself joy, it's about stripping it from other people.
And unless you're going to have that mentality, then you might as well not even queue the
the fuck up. Yeah. Um, I think you should only play League of Legends. If one, you hate
yourself and then two, if you hate other people, because then you can hate yourself
less by making other people hate themselves more, if that makes sense. Yep. I agree with
with that.
But like, I want to make a couple of ground rules, because as you guys know I'm about
to leave iron tonight, um, ground rule.
If you're an iron player, you're not allowed to ping, you're not allowed to ask for help,
you're not allowed to type in chat, you're not allowed to type in all chat.
If you're an iron player, take your keyboard and shove it up your ass.
Nothing pisses me off more than when I'm duo queuing with my brother at 10 in the morning
and my iron teammates are pinging me away from things, pinging me to things.
It's like you're ironed for a reason.
I'll throw you through a glass window if you ping again in GTA.
Bro, I'm going to be honest.
I hear you say those words. It's how I imagine parents must feel watching their children
get like graduate. You know what I mean? Thank you, father. Thank you. I'm proud of you.
Yeah, I think, um, I don't know. Yeah, I think I'm just going to become a challenger. Don't
test. How long does it take to get challenger? For you? If I'm 2023 gamer of the year, how
How long does it take me to get Challenger?
Um, January is in April or May, June, July, August.
You're going to be Challenger in seven months.
I'm not joking, by the way.
Like, I'm actually being serious about that.
How am I going to get Challenger in seven months?
the thing is then seven months the system is going to reset and by then you're
already going to be a masters player so what we're going to do is you're going to
do an early season demon grind in league of legends and you're going to go for a
master challenger the day the new season starts and since the cutoff is low it's
going to make it so you're going to be able to actually hit it with ease got it
Okay, all right, I'm gonna go put away my plate. I'll be back
Stop capping I'm not
Guys
You have to understand
that right now
The thing about it is that jing see it's like a sponge, right?
All of the information he's learning, he's always learning new information.
So it's going to allow him to get to a point where he's literally sitting there and he
knows everything.
He will not make it past bronze, okay?
What are you going to say when he hits silver then?
them when he hits gold. Like I'm telling guys he's actually gonna be like insane.
Okay. Yo Dump Desk, I'm back. All right, Jinx, I'm gonna be honest, bro. I think
you know you can actually do real fast. Yeah, what's up man? So right click on the
chosen one in your friend's list. Okay, no actually wait do you want to know
something that we can do for like two minutes? Yeah, what's up? So as a league
player one thing that you're gonna have to learn is that hate watching other
people is the biggest source of your joy ever. So you're gonna hate watch Muda for
about a minute and a half and then you're gonna queue up. Yes sir, when I
click spectate game nothing happened though do you want to open the stream
for a minute then and then afterwards we'll turn it off so in League of Legends
you always want to make sure you hate watch your friends yes like the more
you like someone the more you want them to lose unless you don't want to see
them lose their mind then you hope that they win like right now Muta is 0 3 0
and then the iran lobby
fucking retard
and he's
how much longer is lcs running for today chat because the guy responded me and he said he's checking right now
to be honest
I wouldn't mind to watch one game of lcs
yeah we can check one out
Let me see one game about CF chat and see what pros play like
And then we're going right to Bob
So Mootus o1 3 with no assist in iron in iron one
What do you think about that?
Well, I have a feeling I know what's gonna happen. He's gonna say his opponent smurfing within the next
Did I lose my mind?
Do you know what the case is saying about this game is being seen?
Wait hold on.
Wallahi, I hate this fucking game.
Why do I play it?
Why am I addicted?
I wanna die every time I play this game.
I wanna die.
I wanna die every time I play this game.
Like literally.
Oh my god.
Like I don't get it.
Like what am I...
No.
So this is where you're gonna do it, okay?
I don't know man.
I don't know man, like here comes the fish!
Does he heal by the way?
Does he heal? Does he heal?
Does he heal? Does he heal? I don't get...
Like he has a box!
I've got hit by that fucking thing every time.
Is this motherfucker cheese?
That's just the best idea you've ever had.
Is he the best claw player in the world?
You know what the best thing about this is, whenever you're having a shitty day, you can open up Muda's stream and know that his is going even worse.
Like when you're losing in bronze, you're gonna be like at least I'm not losing in iron.
Like I don't know, I actually just don't know. I don't know, I just don't know.
Yeah, what is that?
Like, what is that?
He literally just goes and...
He's getting averaged by some gigantic alligator.
Like, he goes like...
And you know what the craziest thing is?
The thing that he's against?
It's not even a jungler.
It's a midlaner.
Alright, no, it's on midlaner, it's a jungler.
So it's like...
Get away from me!
Did I die?
We need to do this every time I lose a match.
Wait, Moodus Brown's 4 right now.
Wait, what?
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
Dude, my chat said Moodus Brown's 4 wrong.
Wait, I'll search up.
I'll search up.
And they can't even spring.
I just don't know what I'm doing wrong.
like this game literally just wait fuck he is I've already broke my old
monitor yesterday I don't want to do it it's fine because he lost his first game
then his next game was a remake and now he's gonna lose this game too so he's
going back to iron so it's like I don't know man walla I think this games
actually not good bro okay now run away now run away drag comes up at 15
seconds 10 seconds I'm gonna run and I'm gonna get dragged yes I agree guys
let's go take drag I'm down
I know he's- where's my jungler?
He's always forward with no assist.
Wait, Jinxy. Jinxy, I hope you understand right now he's just soloing the dragon for no reason.
He doesn't even have his jungler with him, oh now he is.
Yo, I don't understand. Why is my team saying you're so bad you have zero kills?
Yo, Retort, I'm on your team!
And then there's just 9 people in this game.
And then there's just 9 people.
Like, oh my god!
I'm going to take the fuck out.
I'm going to lose my fucking mind.
Dude, he's going to go 0-15 this game.
Like this game is just out of understand.
There's nothing like this game, bro.
It's like when I don't play this game,
all I can think about is playing the game.
playing the game like when I'm not playing league all I could think about is playing
league but then when I'm on the game I want to fucking like just tie my dick
around a fucking like I don't understand what I'm doing wrong bro I think I
spent I said three hours last night in the training pool three hours last night
in the practice pool you should type in his chat and say everything worse than I
yesterday wait no I'm about to type in his chat what I don't understand bro look at
his child like a coach I just don't understand like it like exited from
screen she can read the chat the fucking rainbow fucking ready like what
What do you need it like guys nice like what do I even do now? Yeah shooting fucking missiles
You need to see this oh wait in discord you said in discord. Oh, no this look
So read his shot read his shot
Oh and five live. Yeah, very good. That's really good. I'm scared to go form. Okay. Thank you daddy. Thank you daddy
Thank you. I'm allowed to form now. Thank you daddy. Thank you
Thank you daddy
Thank you
I'm allowed to form now.
Got it, bro. Got it.
Wait, Jynxy, Jynxy, tell him that Teamfight tactics might be a better alternative ride game for him.
Okay, cool.
0 and 5 Yone, by the way.
0 and 5 Yone, like, if I was a League of Legends player, I'd hate myself.
Imagine my teammates going 0 and 5 right now.
Like, oh my god.
Dante, he texted me that.
He said, yes, you are good, but you need to put hashtag LCS code stream in your title and wait. Okay. Then let me send you the other part.
All right. Okay.
Okay. I guess you knew, like, chill out then.
Yeah, we check the text.
All right, I'm looking at should we watch one game of LCS.
Do we remove the delay for them and then we put it back on after definitely remove the delay for LCS.
I'll get gasha gasha gasha
wait who just got banned?
wait what did we get banned for?
oh my god i got away
i got away
i got away i got away there's literally no way you can kill me
bitch
what do you mean?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS DIAMOND IT'S JUST EVERYWHERE LIKE OH MY GOD
What is the point of adding a fish that can literally just go underwater?
How are you even a fish at that point, Wunla?
Go chat Wunla, I'm trying that for myself.
Jinx, you know what you can say?
Yes.
Tell him his only chance at hitting diamond is if he gets a bunch of his viewers to get bronze, silver, gold, and emerald.
Golden
He's reading my chat, hold on
He's about to read it he's about to read it read it read it
Chattie's reading it. I feel like Bobby you should retire
You can't win trade and League of Legends
It might be time to hang it up
Jigs, get the fuck out of my chat, please, before I actually tweak, bro.
Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I actually shut the fuck up.
Okay.
Okay, so chat, should we watch one game of LCS and see what the vibe is about?
Wait, how do we view it, Dantez?
How do we view it?
You literally just open up LCS.
Okay, we have to put LCS Coastream inside the title.
All right, let's see.
But wait, it's not.
Wait, is Timo the...
Wait, let me jump.
Yeah, no.
Jensie for Code Streamer.
Our official Code Streamers of League of Legends,
and that includes LCS, which is one of the finest regions
in all of League of Legends.
And today we are going to be promoting love and positivity.
And yes, how are you doing today, Donfus?
How's your weather?
So Nicholas, because we're on a first name basis, of course.
I'm glad that you asked.
The weather has been amazing today,
but I'm sure that we're going to have an even more amazing
set of series of games from this very, very, very high
octane series that it's about to play out in front of us.
Yes, so give me a little bit of a background
on the teams here.
We have C9 versus Fly.
I'm assuming that's cloud nine and I don't know what fly stands for fill me in on this contest pause
So fly is actually fly quest
Well, I've heard of this team. I've heard of the yes
So it's cloud nine versus fly quest and fly quest is actually if I'm not mistaken
one of the only
North American teams that has actually made it pretty far in
in, like, uh, inter-regional events.
So in MSI and Worlds, a lot of times they actually show up and they do very well in there.
Okay.
So, if you were to predict who the superior team is today,
who is your early prediction, Mr. Uh...
Is it right if I call you Joannia?
I mean, my actual name's Tontas, but you want to call me Duano?
I just got another text message from the higher-ups, I don't even know what this means.
Oh, okay, so what do I do then?
Let me actually check on that.
Okay, let me take it off my screen
Okay
Okay, I already took their I already took their stream off my screen. No chat guys not as it wasn't like it wasn't like a boss call
Yeah, okay, what it kind of was
and continue to win the mid jungle duo, so we'll close two working together, looking very heads-to-heads in our tower.
Okay, so wait, can I have the audio? I guess the audio is fine though.
So I get to just set and my monitor. Okay, I gotcha.
You have the audio, let me see what are your thoughts.
And does it feel like you can see that first pick for a fly class?
Dude, they traded it for you in VESA if I'm recalling correctly for the flop game on the E1.
And so we're going to be able to grab it.
Sorry guys for the technical difficulties we are currently trying to figure out what exactly is going on right now.
Yeah, there was a little bit of a boss call.
Even though Karma is still banned, you have Ash Seraphine and Caitlyn Bard also both available.
Um, and so I wanted to invest into the, the, the, the versus cloud nine.
Now cloud nine all I really know about this work is that this is the stomping
grounds of shroud.
Correct.
It's exactly, uh, right.
It's warming up his hands.
Yeah, I believe this round, uh, got him to start in cloud nine for CS go.
Beenzirous power.
Oh, I, I'm going to be honest.
I didn't know that.
So it's very knowledgeable and it's good information.
So it looks like, but a champ select here.
Can you see the champ selects or no?
Um, I mean I can anybody watching my stream can't okay. It looks like we have
Caitlyn
I'll drop for them wait. I'm gonna drop for them so I know what's going on
Okay, so we have ash we have seraphine
like like let's just need to ban out Annie, Jarvan, Kate Bard. Okay, so as you can see right,
so Jinxie, right now on the blue team they locked in Ash and Annie, right? So that means that
they're going for a standard thing that we've been seeing in the LCS recently called the ACOM.
And the ACOM is essentially that every single champion that you lock in, that is a carry,
starts with the letter A. So as a result, we can be also looking at an
ambassador jungle walk-in, and maybe even for top lane, we could be seeing
something like Aurora being locked in as well.
Yes. Okay, that makes perfect sense. And basically, what my next question is in these exact team comps.
I would add a Jinxie Jinxie before you continue.
Do I have to take LCS Coast Room out of my title?
I'm still waiting on George.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Continue.
And now my next question here, DotsS, is in these exact two team comps,
when you have a Grey Ghost, a Caitlyn, a Griffin, a Quad, a Masu,
Who do you think the fans are?
Okay, so, Jynxie, those are actually the names of the players, so you were reading the names
of the players?
No!
I don't know why.
BTF is Nefiri.
What's going on?
As a player who plays squishy and
shan'ther type of champions,
this character can really
make flowers die in all the time.
It's like red ball is sponsored.
Let me dump this
Celsius dump.
I'm just thinking about
getting it all screen fast.
Plus Nefiri,
plus the encore.
I remember Red Bull used to taste so good that when I was like 11 my parents had to like physically take it away from me
because I liked drinking it like it was juice because I didn't understand that it was an energy drink and then afterwards
It's like they told me I was like, oh, but it's too delicious. So I kept drinking even more
Alright
Now, in League of Legends Pro League, have you ever seen pros, like, verbally assault each other in the middle of a game, like harass each other?
Um, well, I could actually tell a story about that, but I think that would have to be once the co-stream is off.
So we're going to have to hold on to that story for another day, unfortunately.
Wait, I want to send you a text message.
message and like I said they can bounce back here because game number one
Flabber was really able to orchestrate most of it
Hold on there's a little bit of action going on
Yes
We just got the boss called out there is it I'm gonna send it to you. All right, let me let me read what the boss
I'll ask to say
Okay, so then do I remove their thing for my title I think so
I guess I wait wait wait wait wait what if I did a hashtag?
Jinxie coaster. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. Nice. Yes
Okay, all right
All right, so we have
So guys by the way all my viewers you guys can open a second tab and either open jinxie stream
or Riot, right?
Just to see what's going on.
Just so you guys aren't completely lost.
So what's currently going on though, what's currently going on,
is on the bottom left of our screen, there's one guy wearing a clown outfit.
And I'm gonna be honest, I'm really lost,
because it's like we're joining the party once the party's already in full swing,
so I don't know what's going on here.
Okay, so what's happening now, wait, is this live?
Or is it a replay?
in this game um wait yeah this is a lot okay okay all right let's just go around
this is in casio wait this is live right and just kicking it yeah yeah no jibby
bye just wasn't sure if they were looking at a replay of a play okay sweet okay so
now it looks like the it looks like blabber is actually looking for fights
so Jensie blabber actually used to have a nickname you want to know what his
Nickname used to be. It used to be Krabber and the reason why people called him Krabber was because he was one of the only
junglers out there that was willing to lose a game for a Scuttle Crab. Like he had legitimate, I'm not kidding, it was a world, it was like a
world's game and he decided to throw the entire game for a Scuttle Crab and his entire team lost and he completely sold everyone.
And then after that day everyone just called him crapper, but he's one of the good pro players that actually try hearts in solo queue
He carried me a few days ago, so respect it
I'm gonna be honest with you janksy
I'd have to know who's actually in the LCS to answer that question
question because the thing is that I haven't really kept up today with the
whole roster but I would say it's weird because so back in the day there used to
be a team right and this team was called Dignitas and they had this jungler
called Shaden on the team and this guy was crazy Jinxy he would play jungle 30
hours straight 1p9 every game he was ranked 1na he just recently got ranked
1 EU but when he joined Dignitas his team coaches made him lock and tank
junglers every game and they just completely got wiped so they never went
anywhere as a team during that split.
I see, I see, and now, um, here in this scenario it looks like there's a little bit of a log in bot lane now.
Yep, so right now what we're seeing is that it looks like Volibear's actually getting ganked.
Okay, so Vod is actually coming in here and there's a lot of action coming in so he's using his food,
he's going with the damage and he's fighting the kill!
I'm going to be honest, Jinxie, this is like kind of crazy for me to watch because normally
I only watch the worlds games and in the worlds games it's like 10 minutes in, there might
be like 2 kills on the board but there's a lot of action going on in this game, like
there's fighting and there's people going absolutely crazy right now.
Okay, and does this basically mean that in LCS there's more early kills than in the world?
Uhhhhhhh, I can't do the same analogy.
Yes, yes, yes, that is indeed quite exactly what the meaning that can be derived from such a thing is to be.
Okay, okay, got it. Thank you, sir.
Now, it says here, flight quest is the fourth seed and C9 is the one seed, so is that NA
rankings or what is that?
Dude, I was about to make a joke, I don't think I can make that joke.
So what it means, yes, is that NA rankings mean that since C9 is the first seed, it's
very rare to see a Caitlyn down almost 30 seeds.
Okay, so since...
Hey, we're just going to watch one game today.
What are you doing?
You're doing good, Doctor.
Alright, so what it is, so C9 is the first seed, which means that yes, they are the number one team, right?
So FlyQuest is the fourth seed, which means they are the number 14.
So this is one versus four.
One moment, I got a boss call as to where you move your camera. One moment.
Wait.
Continue, sir.
Alright, gotcha.
Okay, so yeah, so what it is is that the first seed is in the first place and then the fourth seed is in the fourth place
Think of it like
Okay, so what we're gonna do
Okay, so now Jinxie as we can see there's a lot of action going on right now, right?
Yeah, there's a bunch of action.
So as we can see there's some like top lane fights going on.
We see some mid lane fights going on too, and there's also some ball lane fights going
on.
So there's a lot going on around the map right now, does that make sense?
Oh, and it looks like, wow, how did he get away there, Mr. DeWanio?
Okay, so the thing is like, Bard is a champion, oh, I can't say that.
So Bard is a champion.
Okay.
how can I face us?
Jesus.
Okay, wait, hold on.
Okay, hold on.
So, the thing about Bart as a champion, right,
is that Bart is a champion.
Alright.
Okay, Bart is a champion.
Yeah, so Bart is a champion
that can just kind of like...
Okay, Bart is a champion
that can spawn Narnia whenever she wants.
And then the second phase is like that.
It's like, he can just as see
It's like he can just escape to Narnia because for some reason people think that that's good game design
So as a result a lot of the time Bard just ends up spawning portals everywhere
And then being really the most broken character ever while running around in 10,000 movement speed
But for some reason people think that this is actually not only
Balance, but I think it's also a skillful champion
Yeah, he's a skillful champ if you okay, so the thing about Bard right is that so
Okay, so but Bard is a champion
Okay, hold on so it's like I was saying right Bard is a champion
That requires skill for players that might be less skilled at the game.
Does that make sense?
Yes.
Okay.
Got it.
It's like imagine you go to a school, uh, a month.
Um, okay.
So, yeah, so, okay, so now there's a big fight going in.
Oh my God!
Fly Quest gets another kill.
Wow.
Before she just kind of rolled in here.
Looking to get Fly Quest.
Yep.
Don't forget oh my god, okay, so it's like
Oh my god, and just like that C9 Thanos does a little snap of his fingers and Thanos snaps the enemy top laner back to base
Yes, beautifully play
absolutely beautifully played and
Yeah, bro. Now that's it. Have you ever wanted to pursue a career in throw play?
That's a good question actually, yes, but the problem is that a lot of teams did not want to accept my conditions
So the conditions that I had where I get to stream everything
I don't have to practice I play for my room and on top of it
I just show up whenever I want
But for some reason the teams have it in their mind that they'd rather just choose some random Billy Bob
And as a result I was never able to actually get a spot in a team
You sound like an absolute nightmare to be on a team with
You have a jing see think of it this way
It's like I'm like I'm like a mystery box
You know it's like you're gonna load in the game and you don't know if I've been out till 3 I'm the night before
You don't know if I'm actually gonna try hard. You don't know if I've run or lost my life because I'm solo queue
So it's like no matter what happens it makes things exciting because I make sense. Yes, bro. Yes. Yes, you always keep your own teammates
Exactly. Yes
Best player in this lobby so Griffin has hit rank one and a before
And then he also got really high rank in Korea.
So the game being paused is essentially when somebody just doesn't feel like playing anymore.
So they just slash pause and they get a little two minute break where they like get to lie about some kind of peripheral issue so they can mentally reset.
So got it. Oh, wait, put the egg rolls in. Here we go. You big egg roll guy. I love egg rolls the gap. Yeah. No, I love egg rolls. Like listen, listen, listen, listen, I'll be rolling in egg rolls if I ever got the chance to. Yes, bro.
Oh, here we go. Here we go.
All right. So, this keyboard disconnected from his computer.
So, do you think there's a chance, well, not that he would ever do that,
but is it strategically to unplug his keyboard intentionally?
So, I'm going to be honest, if I was in the LCS,
I think I would actually lose money my first put in there.
And the reason why is because if I get mad, I just walk across the stage
and just start punching other people's monitors.
I feel like I've just been playing so well when I think back to last week as well,
thinking back to their series against TL.
TL was in a really good, it was probably crazy.
So, in this NA tournament here, how many of these players are from the US right here?
In this 10-man lobby, how many of these players are US?
Okay, so I can actually tell you.
How many of these bands have they built?
And you look back, how many of these pair up with Glabber?
He was looking excellent there.
One, and they are just confusing.
Okay, so there's only three people that are that were imported from other regions
So this it's not as bad as some other teams because there are some teams where they really have four people
That were like imported from other regions and stuff
But in this one, it's like there's only I think like one or two in both
Which is like nice for us as viewers because I get to know all of their names from the solo queue, right?
Like every single person in this lobby I've played with before and some of them I've been playing with for years, right?
Now, it doesn't mean that my experiences with them have been that positive, but it does mean that I at least recognize the people who I'm seeing represent our region.
Does that make sense?
Yeah. So, you've queued with some of these guys, you know, have you, like, you've been on teams with some of them, or like, been against them?
How did it go?
Um, well, the thing is that, I'm gonna be honest, I play so many games that every game blurs into the next, right?
right so it's like you know it's like I don't know like that's why sometimes it's
funny because I'm gonna play a game and some guys gonna tell me dude I hate you
and I can't believe I get to play with you again and it's like I'm just like
dude I don't even know what I did you know because the problem is that
sometimes hechrom gets bad and when that happens then things are a
little bit rough for my team right yeah so okay I have a hypothetical
question for you okay and it's not even made to this program yet. So Dante if you want to do a
jungling challenge where like you like we're not allowed to play hack room for an entire season do
you think you'd get a challenger honestly. An entire season yes. Okay next question.
If you like Dante's I think you should do this next season I think this season you should hit
challenger on hack room because you're already so close but I think next season you should try to hit
challenge around another role.
He's cool.
So, James, funny story, actually, I have actually tried during that twice with both ADC and
Cobb Lane.
We're going to handshake people.
Sometimes it goes really well.
How did it go on ADC and Cobb Lane?
So, on both those roles, I had about five to six hundred games of experience, right?
So, reasonable amount of games.
And I would have about an ending rank of about Emerald 1.
So, not as great as you'd expect.
But definitely not the worst egg in the batch, if that makes sense.
Now GenC, it's also important to keep in mind, because I think you're laughing a little
bit too much, that I was getting ghosted and stream sniped every single game, and then
my team was always out to get me.
And that's the only reason why those challenges went as badly as they did.
So Dothus, did ADC or Emerald 1 ADC?
Well, I actually peaked Diamond too.
Oh, well that's better.
That's a lot better.
Now, how did you go top lane? What were you top lane?
Well, top lane, I was losing my mind. That's what I was.
When I was top lane, I managed to peak Diamond 1, and I ended also around Emerald 1.
Okay.
Oh, the game is in Plaza again. Do you think you have a chance to play her intentionally on London's keyboard?
No jinx. I'm gonna be honest like maybe it's just that keyboards are randomly
Unplugging like there could be the little keyboard fairy. That's running around just unplugging players keyboards, right?
Oh
What happened was, he was space gliding too hard and it completely broke his PC.
Space gliding is when you click so fast that it's like you're gliding through space.
Oh
Pagoda pause
Yep, listen listen there's a reason why it's not called a stop right because you got to go out and buy some
Yep
Those hand warmers are the socks.
Yeah, that's holy.
I believe they're hand warmers.
I mean, for a second I thought they were just shaking around dirty socks.
To me, my fate...
What would they do then?
I don't know. But all I know, Jinxia is listen, if it was me shaking those hand warmers, I'd be an expert outcome.
Because my hands always get cold.
Yes, no, exactly.
So who do you think is in the lead right now between C9 and Black West?
I'm going to be honest, I don't know because I'm just looking at the players having peripheral issues.
So how frequently does this actually happen?
Like the computer is exploding and stuff and the keyboard, the keyboard carry.
Listen if you're fanatic it happens every game, but outside of that. I'm gonna be honest
I don't really know like I'd have to I'd have to actually like
Do a bit more research because it was a little wild to us now these jumpers on these teams
Have you ever played against them?
Griffin actually does play solo queue and blabber does too, but the problem is that a lot of them just like don't play anything
Yeah, like I'm gonna be honest half the people in the slobby maybe they cue one or two games
of solo queue a day and then they just call it a day.
Really?
Why do you think so?
Because maybe because they're just so drained from pro practice and stuff.
I mean yeah that's the answer you want to go with.
Why else would they not play?
Because the thing is that Jinxie once you make it to the pro scene you've already made
it.
special kind of person to want to sit there and when they already made it keep
improving and keep getting better and the problem is that the only region that
really has drive like that for the most part is Korea and the reason why is
because Korean pros are viewed in large part and the same way like K-pop idols
are right in the sense that it's like they're really like this insanely high
echelon of class and it's like super cool but the problem is that in the west if
If you say you're a pro player, people are going to hand you a job application and tell
you that they won their fries with extra salt, you know?
No, also, Dantez, I noticed there's a clown commentating the match here.
11 CS ahead of Blaber, the mid-roam.
Yeah, I'm going to be honest.
I have no idea what's going on there.
Equalize the CS and Griffin and...
Oh, wait, hold on.
Let's actually turn up the volume here.
He takes Drake off of this.
Then they start just playing hard around bottom lane.
Griffin's level six at this point.
He still has an advantage on blabber and it's really still all about this bottom line
And how could fly quest find their way back then hit level six they tried to all in on to crowded didn't get it
Game is ready. So we get to toss back before the really oh game
Now do they have to crash the whole lobby resetter? No way
Cuz it's just like he disconnected so now he's just like reconnecting if that makes sense
Okay, understood. Thank you very much
Okay, so listen, Jinxie, are you going to be with me here?
So now we're going to have to sit here and we're going to have to focus up because the
problem is that so far we've been saying a lot of stuff but none of it has actually
been meaningful.
So we've got to give this game some real meaning because that makes sense.
They both have one dragon?
Or am I reading that correctly?
No, so right now FlyQuest has two dragons, right?
and Griffin is actually on his sundered sky-computed item.
Now, for some reason, randomly, the artist
has been caught up.
The turret symbol and the dragon symbol, they look similar.
Sorry, though.
Continue.
Yeah, no, I get that.
I agree with that, too.
So yeah, so it's like I was saying, right now,
it's like the game's state is kind of like even.
But the thing is that Blue has an advantage.
And the reason why is because they locked in this champion
called Yorick.
Oh, tell me about Yorick, tell me about Yorick.
So Yorick is this champion that essentially walks wherever the fuck he wants.
Wait, can I say that word?
Let me actually check with the boss.
I believe so, yes.
Okay, okay.
So Yorick is essentially a champion that just walks wherever the fuck he wants,
and he drops, okay, no one counts that.
And he just spawns a bunch of creatures right around him.
And those creatures just make it so he literally cannot walk up or do anything.
and you die instantly.
Wait, so does he like TP creatures on you?
Is that it?
Is that the creature?
Yeah, so it's like imagine you had a graveyard, right?
Oh, okay, no, I can't say that.
So, yeah, so essentially what it is,
is Jorak just like pushes the minion waves
and then afterwards he looks for the turrets.
Okay.
Okay, got it.
So Jorak, now like, is his spirit tanky?
like the little ghost thing is it it's at a 20% or half
Yeah, so the funniest part about it is that it's on like an S2400 health
It's also the fact that it takes literally half the damage like normal
So if you try killing it, it's too longer to kill the monster than it does to kill Yorick
I'm for some reason, GenC, for some fucking reason
After years of that being in the game, it hasn't been nerfed
So if you play top lane and someone locks in York, then they can literally just run over
you like they're an 18 wheeler and there's nothing you can fucking do!
What do you think is gonna be the big one?
And also, we just got heard back from the boss call.
Yep, yes, casting needs a lot.
You're good to go.
Alright, good.
Dude, is it just me or does that caster captain Fowers kind of look like Muda?
Like the guy at the top right there on the left side of the screen.
I don't think he looks like Muda.
Muda's nose is much bigger.
Muda has a huge nose.
So it looks like now he's drifting the Herald to actually knock it in.
And he missed. Wow.
Now do you think he missed there potentially with the Herald?
was supposed to hit the turret, right? Yeah, uh, I'm gonna be honest, GenC, that was kind
of crazy to witness. Like, it's some time-
Well, maybe it was a misclick on the key. You know what, yes, so let's go with that.
So that there, it must have just been a misclick, right?
My chat is saying that Bard ulted it. Oh yeah, okay, so let me explain it. So Bard
has an ultimate ability that makes it so that nobody can move or do anything, okay?
So as a result, what happens is that Bard ults a turret, then the Rift Herald cannot
actually crash into the tower, or else it does zero damage.
So he actually made a good call there because what he tried doing was he tried turning the
Herald around to wait out the Bard off, and then go back in to knock into it and explode
it.
So wait, Bard's ultimate disables everything in the radius of it?
Like even Harold?
Yeah, well, maybe not like a rushing hell, but it's because thing of this
way, okay?
Imagine you're sitting there and you have an AK-48, alright?
No, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, so, um, okay.
Shout out to the League of Legends shoutout.
Yeah, so it's like, it's a thing of like, imagine you're sitting there like...
We've got one game outside, you're doing good, you're doing great.
Yep, yep, no, it's good.
So it's like...
Practice for the finals, man.
Exactly, yes. So it's like, think of it this way, Jamesy. It's like, imagine, imagine you're sitting there.
Okay, so it's like, think of this, okay?
Don't pursue it, and you'll have to scan that QR code and do your fan duty here.
Yes, imagine I'm sitting there, yes.
Okay, so it's like, imagine you're sitting there, and you're playing hide and seek with someone,
But then they put on Harry Potter's invisible cloak, right?
And you try sucking them in the belly.
That's like Bard ulting the turret.
It's impossible to get sucked.
Does that make sense?
Got it, got it.
Understood.
Great analogy.
Wait a minute.
There's a fight going on.
Opposite.
And there's Krabber.
Krabber.
He had Krabber getting the kill.
Wait a minute.
All right.
This could be game ending.
Wait a minute.
See now there's a big fight going on.
This could be game ending.
Game ending, maybe?
No.
What is that?
What just happened?
Why are they two people?
What's that?
So do you remember when I said, do you remember when I said Bard can just bring his team to Narnia for no reason?
Oh, he just stayed right there.
Yep, so you just stayed there. But I'm gonna be honest dude, that Blabber on the Fury is looking pretty broken.
It could actually be that he was the guy that you and Muda were playing against when Muda was getting annihilated and that Iron Lobby by this Murph.
okay so like what we're gonna do here okay now the best angle for us is we're
gonna have to look for okay so right now Jin see okay wait hey
Wait, comes!
Comes!
W comes! W comes!
I'm gonna be honest, if that was me in that game, I would have just said it screaming about halfway through
And my entire team would have gotten killed because no one could have hurt anything.
My guess is that it separates me from the pros.
Alright, so it looks like now it's 3 to 5.
So 5 quests is actually leading by 2 kills and they have 1 dragon advantage.
I feel like in an iron lobby with 20 minutes in, the kill count would be like 14 to 9 by now.
No, the kill count on Armbab would probably be like 30 to 50.
Yes.
So in pros, they actually don't die as much.
Yes.
So, GenC, right now, essentially what's going on, right, is as you can see, there's a lot
going on.
And as a result, things are going on that are happening, which allow for other things
to happen, which means there's a lot going on.
Does that make sense?
Yes
Okay, so now what's happening is there's a fight going on and it looks like blue is actually able to get a kill
So oh wait yep, so it's like the enemy jumping Griffin
Nope, he's got help a little bit more damage there with the ghouls, but see nine gonna take Jesus
All right, so it looks like it looks like blue team is actually somehow winning fights because Bard was trying to portal to Narnia
But little did he know that there was a little c4 on him and then he just instantly exploded the second he was halfway through the tunnel
Not really but I thought it would sound funny if I said it
Yes, so there's a champion called Chistana right and when she auto attacks you and presses e
It actually creates like a bomb and that bomb explodes on top of you and actually busts over
Everyone around you as well, and it makes everyone die
Yes, so ziggs can explode turrets so what he does
Okay, so now what's happening is?
Blue side is looking for a fight
between the traps and it looks like a lot of things are happening
Yep, so there's a lot going on in bed
There's a lot going on Bob and there's a lot going on top but Jin see there's also a lot going on in the jungle as well
So right now you have to understand that right now. There's a lot going on everywhere. Does that make sense? Yes?
Guess what I voted for the right guy this dude is really good
Alright, nice. So now Jinxie, essentially what's happening, right, is Blue is trying to push the waves, and the reason why they're pushing the waves is because the Dragon is spawning in 4 minutes and the Baron is up.
So, Blue's side already got the second Dragon, so it looks like Red Team is actually throwing.
Oh, we have our first team to the day. Wait, Domtess, I had a good question that I forgot to ask you.
Yep.
Is the average pro league game of the year all for a shoulder or the same size as mine?
Well, the difference between a pro game and a regular solo queue game is that in a pro
game your teammates aren't spam begging everyone to FF cause second one thing goes bad.
So because of that, the average game length is actually longer.
Okay.
Okay, got it, got it.
That actually makes sense.
Yep.
Now, compared to Irons, longer or shorter, Brody?
Uh, shorter.
Okay.
Because like in Irons, the thing is nobody knows how to end the game, right?
But in the pro leagues.
Wait, what?
They're not on FF and Brody?
Yeah, I guess not.
Because the thing is that if you FF, then...
Oh, can I even say that?
I really need a team fight. I don't know what to do.
Probably not.
They all-
Fuck!
Jane's time texting it to you because this world is going to be funny.
That's what I'm talking about.
Invading the enemy jungle, sitting down-
Oh wait, no, man. I can't text you.
Okay, no, man.
Alright, anyways.
I'm reading it in my chat. I see what my chat's saying.
Got it.
Okay, chat. That's what I didn't have to ask.
Or that's a theory.
Okay, okay.
Okay, that makes sense.
Alright. So now what's happening, Jamesy, is Blue's side and Red's side are fighting for an advantage, right?
And the advantage, exactly, yes. And the advantage is going to be gotten by whoever wins the scuffle between the two of them, does that make sense?
And that means that it's right just on soul missions. Yes, that makes sense really in danger
Okay, so now it looks like boost out his club sing on grip and they're trying to
Did you know what this feels like oh, there's a Samsung flag on the map
Riven is almost dead, barely hanging on here as FlyQuest will set up the traps to put
the trap down.
It's looking really good right now.
It's looking like there's a lot of things going on, because basically both teams have
two dragons, C9 has three turrets, FlyQuest has two turrets, they have around similar
gold, and it looks like the blue team has done more objectives, so if I was a betting
man, which I obviously would never bet, but I have a feeling C9 is going to...
potentially jing see you know what i feel like
i i i think this is genuinely how superman felt when he was in that
kryptonite cage
this is literally superman in the kryptonite cage
okay so it looks like right now
How does a pro player get jumped like that?
I feel like that's something that would happen in an Iron game.
Yeah, but what did I tell you? It never gets better, right?
Even in pro games, some guys get around and decide to end for no reason.
But it looks like Griffin actually gets a huge Jarvan ult,
but his team isn't really getting the craziest ball,
but now they're portaling in, and if he was looking for a turn,
she's not able to find it and... who saw this?
That's game.
That is game.
Bro, C9 was winning, but they just got wiped.
Why? Why do they get wiped here? Because of the solo guy that got ganked?
So what happened here, Jynx?
What is he doing?
What?
Well, no, not that it's bad, just...
That I'm curious.
Why? Why?
What is he doing?
But not in a bad way, in a good way.
So, Jynx, so Jynx, what happened there?
What happened there is Red Team had two Uber Eats sellports flying in.
So Yorick wasn't expecting that if he Pagoda overextended, that they would do an AT&T collapse,
and that Samson would just fly in with the ult and then just be able to annihilate everything.
Does that make sense?
Yes, that makes perfect sense.
But if he would have juiced up with a little bit of Red Bull before, maybe he could have seen it coming.
Yes, okay, that makes perfect sense.
Okay
We got better
Okay, wait, but I don't stand if red just see what like them why is blue getting there?
Why not just get there?
Yeah, because I mean Red just complete troll for me
He's still like
OH MY GOD
Okay, so Baron dude, so out of nowhere
where Griffin comes in with the pagoda baron steel and ends up sliding it.
Wait, it's a red bull baron power play.
Red bull baron power play.
That was shit.
So now, with the power of red bull and the power of baron,
I don't think there's any way that blue team can ever hope to contest red side here.
Yes, yes.
Wow.
Okay, this game, I'm not even kidding, it looks over.
The red team wiped them, then Griffin stole Baron, Jellikie dashed.
Yeah, so the reason why he stole Baron here is so James, you watch this.
So you see how right now the blue team was yellow?
So they were yellow because of Bard's broken ass fucking ultimate.
So because Bard with his broken ultimate altered the enemy jungler, the enemy jungler couldn't smite, so Griffin just joined him.
Does that make sense?
Nice.
Mikaels, Mikaels.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can you let me look at me more?
It's good fight, by the way.
Yeah.
I think that's it.
We got Q.
But you know it's so crazy.
Yeah.
If I was a pro player and I did a baron seal, I would not be nonchalant.
I'd be standing out of my chair and just start...
I don't know.
So anyways, so now what's going to happen, Jaycee, is the red team is going to look to
to push the waves so they can actually find an advantage
and take down these turrets.
Yes, yep, yes.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh my god.
Red's inting, red's inting.
Now red's inting.
It's an in-claw.
Jesus Christ.
It's not an in.
It's just they didn't have it fully figured out yet.
The fog of war to hide his ash arrow hits it.
And now Cloud9, they are the ones
I'm not even kidding. I think red team just lost the game
Listen hey, that's what I don't even know what to say, bro
I'm gonna be honest with you if that was me bro
It would be the pagoda team playing game in the VC outfit. I want to see their
What's just happened
What my iron one analysis of that game was
Okay, what my iron one analysis of that game was Tom Chess was oh my god, they're walking
right behind the castle.
What my iron one analysis of that game, oh look Tom Chess, it's Lulu.
Jinx is not the place.
Not the time or place.
Okay, what is the thing?
What my iron one analysis is, Red was literally wiping them.
Like they had Baron, they were up five kills, they were literally doing everything right.
They stole Baron, and then for absolutely zero reason, they overextended mid and got flanked
by Annie, and Annie murked their entire team.
Yeah, so it looks like Annie came in with an Uber Eats teleport, and then she just started
zooming in with the AT&T home guards, dropped the pagoda timbers on top of all of them,
and just instantly hit them with a Samsung team wipe into Nexus and combo.
Yes, bro.
And maybe she's refreshing with some Red Bull right now.
Even if Matthew has flash, he still basically-
Hey, listen, he deserves a Red Bull after that performance.
Bro, okay.
Oh my God.
Chet, should we watch another one of Play Ranks?
Bro, it's a B05.
Chet, should we watch one more of Play Ranks?
Because then if we chat, if we Play Ranks and get off the
Coach Dream, Superman will be out of the kryptonite, if you
know what I mean for a little bit.
I feel like this fight that was happening.
Runapool, did you actually watch another one or did you play ranked?
Runapool, quick.
Hi guys, Runapool.
Uh, uh, don't test.
I'm gonna go B because I just drank a bunch of Red Bull and I need to go chill.
One second.
Alright.
I would respond to that with the comment but unfortunately we have to wait a little bit
before that.
Alright guys, so what an entertaining, amazing game of League of Legends, played by both teams.
That game perfectly showcases why League of Legends is such a lovedy sport worldwide,
and why Riot has managed to curate such an amazing game with amazing potential over the
course of decades of game experience and development.
Now I honestly can't believe how many twists and turns and even out of nowhere.
an amazing game of League of Legends. That was actually an encapsul-
Unfortunately, C9 is quite clear to themselves.
Well, I mean, Griffin died. The other fight that you didn't show was that sick Bartle out of cryo day onto C9.
So, Bladder could not smite the Baron. Griffin comes away-
Yo, I'm back. Oh, we got the player of the game.
Yeah, that Annie flank. That's very deserving.
What a game.
What did you guys vote for?
That was insane.
Oh, play right. Okay.
That was so insane. We didn't even-
All right, one moment. High-vives, removes,
co-stream from the title.
Okay, Dantez, in five, four, three, two,
wait, high-vives, wait.
High-vives, did you remove from the title?
In five, four, three, two, one.
Okay.
What an absolute fucking shit-fest of a game.
What the fuck was that?
Dude, Jinxie, how the fuck do you throw that hard?
30 minutes in!
Your jungler gets almost every dragon, he gets the most insane alts, baron steal, and
YOU CANNOT EVEN CONCEPTUALIZE
AN ELECTRIC
A FUCKING SHIT
CAN YOU BE?
I'm telling you right now, if I was Griffin after that game ends, I would genuinely have caught a charge.
I'm not even kidding. Like, that's the kind of shit that you cannot even believe is real.
Wait, I need to play! Oh my god, I forgot! Oh no! Oh no!
That was fine, you're not gonna get stung.
Okay, all right, delay enabled, jinx!
You
First
Was that your first co-stream of lcs?
Yeah, actually, yeah, no dude chat aren't you guys proud of the outside bro?
You did good man. You did good dude. It's like, you know what's fucked up
Yeah, it's like I wanted to say stuff that I didn't even feel as bad
But it's like I didn't know if it would be bad so I couldn't say it
But when it came to like the first and fourth seeds
I wanted to say imagine every LCS team is a little sperm swimming to the egg and C9 hits it first to fertilize the
I'm real that's why they're the first seed but it's like if I say that I don't know if they're gonna get in trouble for
So it's like I need to keep my fucking disgusting mouth shut. You know what I mean? Yes, bro
But hey look we're back on the grind chat. You guys know the deal for the night can't have the stream until we get bronze
Let's fucking go man. Yep
All right
How did you enjoy it though? We did good, bro
I'm gonna be honest
When we were two minutes into watch partying the LCS game, I actually thought we were you were just gonna get banned like I thought
But you did good chance. I don't think they didn't have any like slip ups and he kept catching himself brown
but yeah, um wow yeah, cussing is allowed and I
Think that's like it honestly
Yeah, so it's like I guess I could scream and go crazy and that's about that
You know what I think we would need?
GenC, like if we're actually going to do coach rams.
Yes, yeah, we're actually going to do coach rams.
I think we would need someone like Tyler one that actually knows shit about this that could like sit there and give the info while man you just troll him one like literally 100% like brother 100%
Jack, does Tyler one do watch parties or no?
I'm going to text him.
Cause I think that could be the angle low key because the thing is, if it's just me and you, the issue is that you don't really know what's going on.
And then I'm just like battling my inner demons the entire time to not let loose.
So it's like we need somebody that can actually like pretend to be somewhat normal so we can just piggyback off of them.
You know what I mean?
Wait, apparently Muda's hate watching me this game, Dante.
I'm not kidding. Apparently Muda's hate watching me this game, Dante.
Okay, so you know what the trick is?
You know what the trick is?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When someone haywatches you, you fucking stomp the lobby to make them fucking cry.
So when Muda was going 0-10 against his Rek'Sai, and now he's going to be ironed in a couple games,
now it's on you to sit here and show him just why you're the greatest ever do-it.
Muda just said, make God make you lose all of your games today.
Bro, Muda, how do I tell you? I'm 3-0 today, and I literally had a positive KD and the highest yes to the lobby every game I play.
Muda, there's some people that are meant for frauds and there's some people that are meant for iron.
Figure out which one you followed and which you meant.
You do the rest. Muda, Muda, you connect the dots, buddy.
Dude, I hope you know, James, see that Muda climbed to a bronze with a negative win rate.
Do you know what it's like?
What is that like? What is that like?
It's like, imagine a first grader is like proud of the fact that he got to second grade,
grade but the only reason he did was because he played the disability card to actually like get
a passing grade on all those exams. Does that make sense?
I have a police job telling me to post it out of the title.
Alright, so look, Jinxie, we're gonna need to focus up. Don't forget to smite.
Remember, Jax just said I'm doomed for a loss.
Yeah, and tell them, tell them, it's like crash bro, sometimes you go 30 wins before
you get your first loss.
Alright, let's go.
You guys know the rules, we can't end the stream until we reach Braz, let's go, everybody
lock in, let's go.
Bro, listen, I'm not as locked in as a fucking Chastity Cage on a virgin.
Okay, yes, yes.
Alright, I'm gonna do a little bit of top debacle here and then maybe look for the
botkank after I go for bot scott
again
All right
No, dude. I'm gonna be honest. I don't think I've ever like felt like that in my entire life before that was at like that
was actually insane
No, that was insane to witness
Oh
I give a jinx you listen bro because the thing was like with siege like
When you want to party see if you're pretty sure you could just say like whatever you want because I'm pretty sure siege like
Which I think siege has like one tenth of the sponsors that need gas so it's like yeah, we're in seeds
You can literally just let your nuts out
Yeah, because that's the thing. It's like
At the end of the day, let's say a company sponsors riot
You know I mean like they don't want some random guy being like holy fuck that guy is like disabled as fuck
You know what I mean? It's like dude
All right, so Jinx if we're gonna need now is we need the Krugs and after Krugs we're gonna look on the crab here
Now, Jinxie, do you know where we're moving to?
Do you want me to enjoy the watchporty don't you?
Because I enjoyed it.
Like, I had fun.
I'm going to be honest, the only reason I enjoyed it was because I got to hear your
laugh genuinely.
That's the only thing that made it tolerable.
Okay.
It was funny, bro.
You couldn't even, like, formulate a sentence for the first five minutes.
Okay.
Okay, so now, Jinxie, what we're going to do, okay, you're going to look towards mid.
Now while you're looking towards mid, I need to fill you in on a little bit of information.
Do you know where the name Muda comes from?
Are you back up don't don't back this
Yeah, it's fine. No, you're good. Just walk to your tour don't recall you can't go for the crap
Yeah, watch your turn recall. Yeah, so Jinxie. Do you know where the name Muda comes from?
What what does it come from?
So the reason why is cuz in high school Muda used to have gyno
So as a result a lot of the people in this grade they would walk up Tim's
squeeze his nipples and then they would say moo, moo like he was a cow right and
after I yeah so after a few weeks of this being done
eventually one day he was like oh dude moo da when he was thinking about what
he should make his name so that's how Muda came to be. I was always wondering
how you even got his name that actually makes perfect sense. So you know Muda?
Like you know it I
Know I've been I don't ever talk to you know, you got you know how he got rank one in like and a and you and Valorant
How did he do it you should ask about it on the Reddit forum
Also on top of that
Yeah, he has a little bit of a checkered past with video games
But the thing is in League of Legends
He can't really cheat, so he's currently getting literally fiddled in Brown's lobbies.
Well listen, I'm going to be honest, I have faith in Muda being able to challenge her.
And the reason why is because even Vanguard isn't impenetrable.
He's going to find a way to work around her eventually.
So what we're going to do now is we're going to look for the Krugs, okay?
Okay, 13 seconds and then afterwards you're gonna look on the dragon
But yeah, if you ever want to figure out Muta's valorant of stat line just look at the Muta reddit
That's all you gotta look up
Wait, it's on his subreddit. No, it's reddit. It's a reddit thread. Oh, okay
Okay, so what are you gonna do here is we're gonna look for the dragon after Krugs and then you're gonna get it done
Yes, sir wait just out of looks there like very fuckable wait. No, no, no, I'm not just gankable
All right, that's it
You're just a friend but for the book for it though. Listen that that's tight that table your dusty bro. It wants you go for it
I'll be part of that right the band by the band nice auto auto auto
WWW
Okay, now I want you to hold Q. You're gonna have to hold Q chair. Nice
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
It's fucking a ghost.
Did you see that?
Wait, coach, what's that?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, coach, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, coach.
Okay, so Jinx, you're gonna have to listen to me.
Because right now, you're in Losers queue.
But Roy, no, no, go back in base, bro.
Look how much cold you have, look how much cold you have.
But coach, I'm on a three game winning streak.
Shouldn't I be in Winner's queue?
No, because like, think of it this way, okay?
It's kind of like, you know how in Mortal Kombat,
there's that one guy that's like,
get over here and then he pulls you in?
Yes, should I help them with Dragon or no?
It would be a lot of money.
No, just a bit.
So it's the same with Flick.
Every time you're getting too far ahead
and you're winning, right as I get over here
and then they give you the most poor disgusting retards
that you could ever get on the team
and they just make sure that you lose the game.
What happened at Dragon?
What happened?
What happened at Dragon?
We just had it.
There's two of us there. What happened? Yeah, so Jinxy we're one of League of Legends
We're one of League of Legends always prepare to be disappointed right so that's the thing
It's like your team was on dragon you should have had it
But you didn't but you should know that your team is so disgusting that it's like that's gonna be the case does that make sense?
Okay, got it. Got it. Yes, sir. The thing is I like this actually because this is an opportunity for me to just one be nine here
exactly yes it's like think of it this way Jinxie if you're in a if you're in
like a kindergarten playground right and then you take a fuck ton of like of
like energy drinks right and then you're ready to just beat this shit out of
some random like I don't know third graders even if there's 40 of them would
it matter to you or would you sub think that you could win I would still think
that I could win because I'm the best exactly yes fight fight fight fight
This is good keep fighting keep fighting. You're gonna have your trips in fight the only on the own. Yeah, you have to draw me
So do you want me to put on some
So I go to boycubs and I just get literally ganked again.
No, don't go for the grubs. Go for the red, and then go red, Krugs, and to Raptors.
We're down 10 kills in 8 minutes. I didn't know if I've ever seen this before.
Yeah, it's looking lovely rough for sure.
Their mid and top are duoed by the way. Yo, Kale, who cares? Coping piece of fucking garbage.
God, I literally hate all of my teammates.
Their mid and top are billowed by the way.
Yeah bro, it's a fucking bronze lobby.
Who cares, bro?
They're duo dumbasses.
You coping sack of fucking garbage.
Please God never do this game again.
Who cares?
So, Jynxie, this is where you should tell your kale.
I have a good duo for you.
It's called the rope and chair.
No, no, no, no, no.
Okay, no, end game. End game.
Okay, so now you're gonna look for the wrappers.
After the Raptors, we're gonna look on the Kroggs, okay?
Wait, wait, kill the last Raptor, kill the last Raptor. Kill it! No, it's there!
Hold on, my Kale's getting literally finger blasted again.
Like, I don't understand. Just sit under the turret and hit the minions. You useless piece of fucking garbage.
garbage like a job job job job job job job job job job job job job go for killing
him go for killing him fuck it don't worry I'll say all right press w yes no
don't leave with art don't leave with art I want you to be in and hold Q
flash pit yes hold Q good okay now keep fighting good now smite you just
might
okay okay so now jinx I'm gonna tell you something right now right and when I
I say this you're never gonna forget it ever again. There's a reason why I didn't tell you are you ready? Oh
He's in the stream. Oh, no, right?
So Jinxie Jinxie
In your inventory, what do you see in there?
Bar box a crab that flame later flame later look in your inventory. What what do you walk to crab?
What's a rob? What do you see in your item a hot bar?
My oh my god, where you didn't tell me to chew though
In here the moment I forget she told me to chill man. I would kill but no because the thing is that mean not telling you to
To is now gonna make it so you never forget to use it because you're always gonna remember that you could have got to
Not kill and you probably just lost your team the game because you didn't do it
It's like there's a reason why it didn't do you got me yeah
You care wall weak
Okay, so after this you're gonna look on the ground. Look on the ground chair
Bro, I feel like this game is still winnable because even though like my team is literally like the most
Disgusting human beings that I've ever roamed the planet. I still think the other team is probably also so bad
It's gonna inch it all back to us
True actually actually true because that's the thing it's like think of it like this, right if you
You give a homeless man a thousand dollars, do you think he's going to invest it?
Um, how is he going to do that?
Exactly, and it's the same with people using their gold gain in league to win games, because
at this elo, people might 1v9, but if they do most of the time it's by accident.
I see.
Yeah.
Okay, got it.
I'm like, you see how you're already starting to use your Q or your Q?
Like you're actually learning here.
Yep.
So now you're going to play on the Krugs and after Krugs, I want to look on the dragon.
Look on the dragon.
That Kale's 0 and 5.
I can't wait to literally report the fuck out of this loser.
Back up, back up.
You don't want to fight this.
No, if I anything, you're going to R away.
Actually, R, no, R, no.
Walk out to him and R now.
W and an R. If you W, it gives you more R range.
R?
Yes!
Hold Q. Hold Q. Get it?
Okay, so now fight the Chis on an E.
Alright, but see what I mean, they're in to get back.
Yes, exactly.
Kill the Sotus. Kill the Sotus. Kill the Sotus.
Nice.
I think I think it's
Kale
bad
yone
No, I want to hear something crazy
So buy
Buy your a bork. Do you want to hear something crazy?
Yeah, what's up?
So you said you're holding tab in that enemy yone is 8 an hour?
Yeah
Mood of things yone is bad
One second
I think I'm gonna kill him
One second.
I mean, what a disgusting piece of shit.
Alright, go for your blue first.
Remember, whenever you're gonna go for the folk here, you saw your blue first.
You're blue.
Blue.
You always saw in the Bob Jinksie.
Always.
Why did my Kayle have to feed the Yone though?
I still understand.
Why?
Isn't Yone a mid laner?
Like, what the fuck is even happening?
happening. Yeah, mid laner and top laner. Well the thing is that most mid laners can
play top. You're gonna have to run away, you're gonna have to run away. God I hate this fucking
game, oh my fucking god. Kale feeds the yoan because Kale is literally fucking infant and
now the yon just kills all of us oh my god this game is so fucking dog shit oh
my god this game is so fucking dog shit
Kale peeps the yonim and the yonim kills all of us oh my god Kale oh my god
you know sometimes when I'm playing League I just I really wish like I just wasn't streaming man
HAHAHAHA
YOU'LL KILL EUROPEANS OF SHIT
JINXIE, let me ask you a question
your transformation is almost complete
does this kale
would this person be better off dead
or alive?
bro, like dude
I can't even answer that
I'm not gonna say yes
and I'm not gonna say no
I know what you're in. So it's like now that shows me that your metamorphosis is currently underway
But there's gonna come a day one day Jain see when it's like you're gonna scream back at me
They're better off dead and I'll make sure it happens
Dude, I just got a question mark ping by my teammate like I this is what I'm talking about
This iron piece of literal garbage is pegging me
So now listen you're gonna look for the rafters. I'm on your drone med
Cuz you're probably gonna have to look for a play here, but drunk drunk. I don't want you to engage you have to wait
Jones legendary oh
Kale oh my fucking god Kale. Oh my god
This fucking Kale this mother fucking Kale man. Oh my god. Don't stand on now
Kale I literally
just want to surrender I need to save time today so I'm not even kidding I
actually don't even I don't I think if I was to win faker in my position this
game you lose I'm not kidding if I locked into your calm right now I was
kill please
Jinx that one in the top the good news this air kills about to get a turret
What do I want to get some kills chase chase them chase them chase them
Chase us
Oh, what are you saying, man?
What the fuck are you saying, man?
Like, I'm trying to get bronze, dude.
You're like chasing me into a coffin.
Chase what, bro?
Chase what?
I just got Riley reading.
Are you laughing over there, dipshit?
Fucking laughing.
Jinx he stopped feeding. Yo I don't know if you were like dropped on your head 20 times
a child. I literally am only going negative because I died to the fat young three times
and I'm just behind. If young just literally wasn't fat I would not be going 2 and 7.
Do you want me to hear something really fucked up?
What?
High-vives is your kill of this game.
Yeah, right. If highbibes is like, is there a way to like, clean kill your teammates?
Well, no, then I'm dead man.
I wouldn't start attacking his characters, literally, but then I would surprise them all.
Okay, so Sun, Jinxy, this is how you're gonna win. Take this little portal.
Walk to, okay, no one.
Yeah, walk to that portal. Walk to that portal and right click it.
There's still might be a way to come back.
Now I'm wanting to check out their red buff and then also check out their Krugs.
Alright man, lock in, bro, you're still locked in.
What over the wall? Over this wall? To see the crugs?
Okay?
So now get these crugs and afterwards I'll need to recall.
Okay.
Why is Ash putting question marks? You know, Ash, like, I'll beat the shit out of me.
In-game, in-game.
In-game. I will literally fucking knock your fucking people.
Why are you pinging me?
You're literally an iron piece of-
Okay, buy the red boots. Buy the red boots.
I hate this fucking game so fucking much.
Okay, Jengzee.
So, here's what you're gonna do.
I want you to back up, back up a bit.
You need to wait for your team on your teamwalks up.
That's when you're gonna fight.
Is there a way if you could just like throw tail in the oncoming traffic?
Okay, I'll just go in and die like you've done all games.
You can play a refrag or something.
Make yourself useful.
useful. Then this time if you die, we can actually train a useful stack of fussing garbage.
Okay, so like, now I'm wanting to go in, go in, go in.
Wait, Pussy?
Wait, no, bad!
So, Yonkis, how are you ironed with this guy?
Yeah, so Yonash has like two teleports and like three dashes.
Slash all chat don't forget to report Kale on your way out
Both teams
So no one ever experiences this again
Okay, again, I tell you something crazy. We're gonna hate me for saying it what?
Your kill might actually carry this game
What do you mean, carry what?
Because Kale's their champion where it's like, imagine if Ninja got a note taker chain.
No, think of it like this, okay?
Kale is like a champion where the second she gets to level 16, she's literally the strongest
champion in the entire game.
So as a result, all you need is for her to get three more levels and you just insolent.
I guess we're jinxing this what we need to do okay I want you to go talk to
about folk here I lose I'm like don't forget you're too
Run away run away run away
Flash way, flash way, flash way
Flash way
Okay, unironically it's not that bad
How is it not that bad? This is like Armageddon
Like I actually don't even know if it can get worse than this
This is literally hell
hell this is hell this is as bad as it gets it's actually never been worse than this
what what about this is not that bad well the thing with this is janksy because uh i'm not gonna
say okay so all i'm gonna say okay so some so listen what we're gonna do now is i want to
just run med and I want you to look for a med fight just walk you need to walk
back and forwards like you're thrusting
get back back back because you want to walk out of the brand's range right
That's what it is
Why are you laughing? Oh, I'm not trying to stream League for 75 hours
You see someone said fanboy giving advice to jump jump
Okay, anyways, my bad. Okay, so now this we're gonna do what walk on your turd with your kill with your kill
And I'll look for fights you have both up. I want you to go in on this
Yes, no, I just got a whole queue whole queue. All right, this is good
So no jinx where you're gonna want to do is I want you to actually take the red buff and then after the red buff
You're gonna go for the dragon. All right, let's go fucking back. So fucking back. We're so fucking back
No, you actually want to shit go to the
Yeah, so I saw so then after dragon go
Good no dragon
We're still fucking back, we're still fucking back.
Okay, so now you literally just put on this, I wanted a whole tab.
How many dragons does the enemy team have versus you?
Okay, so you're denying soul with this, you need this dragon.
So remember, you're gonna be 1400 damage smite, and you're gonna take it, okay?
Use your Q. Press 2. Press 2. Come on, Jynx, you have more abilities nowadays.
You gotta make sure you're using them.
It's might hold Q
Okay, so now listen your kale is the level 15 though all we need is for her to get 16 and then you win
Why at 16 does Kale win?
Because she gets a level 3 ultimate
Her level 3 ultimate gives her like 50% one could even say that kale scales
with those fucking genius yep wait jingsy nobody's ever saw them people
this is fine as long as kill doesn't die this is fine oh okay you clear the
minion wave the minion wave the minion wave you just hit the minion wave as
long as you kill the minions you win swipe that one minion that one minion over
like there's a fucking firing squad man what yeah in the in-depth gap I saw
where you're gonna type there yeah but I stopped myself okay I'm ironically not
not bad. Okay, what is not bad? The Kale fed the Yoh top lane, fed him, and then the
Yoh had his way with my ass. What's not bad? Listen, it could be worse. You could be Muda.
He has a 46% on Wraith. God, I really hope everybody reported Kale. So, James, listen,
this is what we're going to do, okay? I want you to press play again and queue up. While
you're doing that open up mooder stream if he's winning you instantly close it if
he's losing then you just instantly we watch while you're in queue okay because
remember we need to hate watch while we're in queue he's he's he's winning
close out close out wait wait wait let's see if he wins this fight yeah close
out don't don't watch this we don't watch this okay so now play again and then
Thank you all.
Look, on the bright side, we only lost 17 RP, so we gained 23, we lose 17.
If we have a 50% or 1% edge, we gain about 6 LP every hour.
Yeah, we're going to be here for 48 hours, so we need to go on a winning streak.
Might be well, bro.
I'm telling you, you're only about like four wins away.
If you get four wins, you're gone.
Jeff, I understand it's funny to be all demonic and oh,
two and 11 Kevin, two and 11 Kevin.
Here, Jeff, here's my actual stats.
We don't have an inting piece of shit on my team.
Okay, 18 and five, 11 assists, high SCS in the lobby.
15 and three, four assists, high SCS in the lobby.
Six and one, seven assists, 170 CS.
When I go two and 11, it's because Kale goes O and six
and then feeds the Yone,
and then the Yone has his way with my ass.
If Kale just sat under the tower and didn't show off his 49 IQ, we would have won the game.
But because Kale was not capable of just sitting behind the tower, we all lose.
You guys understand that, right? I don't actually go negative.
I carry the every living fuck out of my team.
The last three games I played, I have been the sole reason why I win.
Every fucking time.
I'm a brawn on the calves after Kyrie Irving got injured.
Literally, that's me.
All my teammates have to do is be carryable.
If they are carriable, we will win.
But if they go 0 and 6 in the 9 minutes, yes, that's a real stat.
9 minutes.
If they go 0 and 6 in 9 minutes, we will not win, ever.
Janksy, do you want to hear what someone said?
What?
Move the viewbotting.
Only he could cheat streaming.
Easy viewbotting.
I
Okay
Yeah, just earn a sure off we don't want to watch
I
Said I'm not getting off to a bronze and I'm not so I mean I need to lock it
All right, I'm not gonna stream for 75 hours. Okay. I think a lot. Okay, so I'm gonna get three marathons in the next month
Bro, this is not gonna turn into a wall pole. What do you mean three marathons?
I'm doing a hardcore Minecraft marathon. I'm doing a the last of us part one and two marathon and I'm doing a Lego Batman marathon
Which is a punishment for those?
But what do you mean most is punishing you?
Why'd you smile when you said that you sick commensurate fuck? No, like I lost a wager to most bro. I lost a wager
I'm not getting punished in my ass
Wait, so you tell me that you lost a wager instead of wanting money. He wanted you to play Lego Batman
Yes, he said 36 hours, but I'm playing till completion, so I have 3 marathons for the
next month, and if this turns into a 4, I might actually kill myself, MGTI.
What if this stream ends up blasting so long they can't even do the Minecraft run with
Ron?
Well, if this stream ends up literally taking 6 days to get Ron's, then I'm better off just
not being alive.
Wait, no, we actually need to lock in Bro, because I only have 4 days left.
So what?
Till our fucking bed ends, don't you remember?
Exactly, yes, exactly.
Yo, should I end on YouTube so we can listen to music?
Or no.
Or video, or leave it.
What do you want to do?
Leave it for now.
I think what we do is to end on YouTube when you're like one minute away.
Okay, got it, got it, got it.
How many wins away am I from bronze?
Or is it better to not even ask that question right now?
Right now you're only four.
What do you mean? I'm 4 wins away from bronze?
Yes, 34.
Wallahi?
Dude, Wallahi, yes.
Wait, on your mother's life, I'm 4 wins away.
Yes, on my mother's life.
Why am I only 4 wins? That's nothing.
Jinkse, I hope you know your YouTube chat is just one guy spamming the same letter over and over again.
Is it a 7?
It's a W.
I
Hope you know your entire YouTube chat is just
Okay poker I barely even know her no don't end what why W. Don test L L
This is like historic Germany
Lol, so what is one of the rest?
I think it's they're saying that it's like your YouTube chat is just a press
Thank you just randomly and and then they're just like left funding for
themselves wait so I'm gonna need four wins away from broad yep bro I can keep
this like bro come on like yes you can actually do it genuinely yes it's a
100% possible
Yep well for you yes because oh my god your plus 23 LP and right now you have nine LP
So yeah, if you win four in a row, maybe only five would probably four
Okay, so this are gonna be here, okay
You're gonna play for the top to bot poke here, then afterwards we're gonna look for either a bot play or we're gonna look for cover
Okay
Hey, it's already off to a better start than last game because last game Kale was already dead, so this is good
true
That literal piece of fucking human garbage, please never touch this game again
So James don't ask your question game where you can actually burn somebody's entire my day to ruins like single-handedly
Like someone's so master pressure your day, so you know what I'm talking about
If the only way for you to ensure that that kill never gone your team again is for that kill to die
Why?
Would you take that deal?
Bro, I already told you, man.
Um, I'm not gonna say yes and I'm not gonna say no.
So imagine it's a secret vote.
Which one would you vote for?
Okay, so what we're gonna do now is you're gonna look for the blue into the grump.
Got it.
Okay, so you're gonna do blue grump and then after this you're gonna go for the crab.
Okay, got it.
well it's like I got dog shit team number two what's happening bro again just
make yourself carryable and I will carry well like what is happening wait I'll
listen it just get killed spot this is free I want you to run shade bot here
okay go first so it bought oh you can play this he's invisible just chase him
I'm in the whole queue!
Oh, no, on the shake-o, the shake-o, the shake-o!
Yo useless team, walk up!
Walk up!
Okay, Jhin see if you were to focus shake it up that entire time you would have won
So you need to remember because he's one foot tall and he was level two
Sorry, I focus because he's one foot tall and he's level two
Sorry for being a human being and thinking
Well, he was played free, so it's like...
Yeah, but he's level 2 and he's one foot tall. I thought I would literally two shot him.
I don't know if Timo was made out of metal, I guess.
Readword shaco just said in all chat.
Nice! Nice! Now, watch your raptors. Watch your raptors, raptors. Don't go for the stop kill.
Jinxly, press Z and read where he said in chat.
Get fucked, Baldy.
Oh!
Yo!
Drew Levin!
Got somebody for ya!
Drew Levin, I got one!
Drew Levin!
Wake up!
I got one for ya!
Cool.
Stream sniping piece of human garbage.
Okay, Sosan, that's what we're gonna do, okay?
You're gonna look for the raptors.
After the raptors, you're gonna clear your bot side.
Because even though we stream sniping, you still have delay, right?
Yeah.
I'm gonna do five push-ups for every death you have today. I'm gonna be Mr. Olympia
Months, ah, ban this guy. It's 5-0 on the kill counter as well
So another worthless team. Oh my fucking god. I actually got un-live myself in GBA
jingsy akings so scale can they just sit by in the tower
okay so listen this we're gonna do okay
you're gonna look for the gromp and then after the gromp we're gonna see if we
can look for a bot tower okay so I want you to draw number jargon right now
so now we have two options
Option one is we can...
Yep, so here's what we can do is we can look for the dragon.
Now the only problem with the dragon is that they can test it.
So I want you to auto it and then walk back. You need to walk back.
Drag the dragon out. Your team needs to be with you.
If you're...no, no, no. You need to back off. Just back off. Back off.
Yeah, just one way. Just one way.
Hey, if you go for this, you're gonna die. I'm telling you right now.
Alright, so here's where you're going to do this, you're going to just buy your items,
Tiamat, there you go, play the Rengar, killing Boots, whatever, and then after you're going
to look for the Red buff.
So Red buff talks about Folk here, and then you're going to be good.
What did Muta say in my chat?
He said, you're so ass, lol, lol, lol, did he actually type that?
Yeah
What do you have to say to him?
Yep, and guess what when you hit bronze you don't rank mooters can be
I agree. Exactly. That motherfucker's getting demoted. That's what matters
Okay, so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna look on the wrappers
Just look for the wrappers and afterwards if you can look mid
So here what you're gonna do is you're gonna look for the top cap
You know look for the top cap top cap top cap top cap. Yep
Because the thing is that a shakeout just called the dragon so it means that you get the crab
I think it also made his topside
Yes, you need to enter both of his cheeks and just start sliding in and out of there like you're a burger
So take his blue buff. Yes
I want you to ward over this wall press 4 over the wall so you can see he's coming
They're fighting fighting fighting fighting. I
Olted him and then I oh
Okay, wow
Okay, yeah, keep on
Keep on going, NO!
I don't know which one is him, bro. Like, what type of demonic shit is this?
I ulted him and then I ulted it away. Like, what type of demonic fucking bullshit is that?
Well, no, you missed your ult.
Yo shh.
There's two shake-ups? There's two shake-ups?
Two shake-ups.
Yes.
I know that. How do I know which one's him? Is there a way to know or is it just guessing?
there for example the thing is that you had your red buff on right your red buff
on the real one so the second to pop up you know that the one with the red buff
on it is a real one
but I don't get him to buff there I got the buff at least right
no you didn't you lost it too
okay so what you're gonna do now is you're gonna play for the blue and then
afterwards you're gonna clear the rest of your bot side okay
still one of the right hooks
yeah easily
so why don't you look for the wolves after?
so you're gonna go wolves and after wolves I'm gonna want you to look on your
crugs into raptors
then you can look on the botcrap
what is that? no way
what is that?
Oh, that, I don't know why. Sometimes my mouse randomly makes noises.
Okay, Krugs, Krugs, no Raptors, Krugs.
Shaco's here.
Well, it's a good thing you're gonna fucking kill him, man.
Press W, press W and chase him, press W and chase.
Press W, W.
Alright, now just follow the blood trail.
R?
Chase it first.
R? R?
If you get in range now, now you get one.
What are you saying?
Just let me farm!
The fuck!
Running into three people, coach!
The fuck!
Okay listen, to be fair,
to be fair,
I genuinely did not know
that the Zed was there either.
Like, I thought that it would have just been
the uh, the shaker.
How are you challenging her?
This is IRON!
Okay, listen, listen, tensions are running high, right?
I know it's a bit aggravating, it's a bit annoying, but we can still get this run easily.
We just need to walk it in right now, okay?
So what we're going to do is we're going to go for the wrappers.
After the wrappers, I'm going to want to drone mid and bot, because how we're going to win
this is we're going to have to find like weird kills, okay?
So you're going to take these wrappers here and then I'm going to drone bot while you're clearing this.
Bot, bot, bot, bot, bot, not mid.
Okay, so after this you're going to run straight bot.
We're going to see if we're going to have to find a kill on the team now.
Your ult is up in like 30 seconds.
So as long as we can actually look for a play around there, it could work.
Now go for the bot crab.
Bot crab is up.
We know bot crab is up.
So the reason why we know bot crab is up is because if we look at the rivers, right,
it's like that's the only place where there's anything.
So now Shaco just got this.
We know Shaco's bot side.
outside so now go for your grom you do not want to chase us
now we're not chasing because if we chase
now we're not chasing
DINSEE FOOL GUYS
alright so now drone bot
drone bot again drone bot again
ok you can go for this so you're gonna look for the wolves
you're gonna go bulbs and then red
so you're gonna play bulbs red and then after the red what you're gonna do is
we're gonna see if you can look on the dragon
you're only missing a little bit of gold for your blizzard and king so once you
get that it's gonna be good items like this
i want to join med
join med
okay walk med walk med walk med now now now now now med med med now now now
Okay, you're gonna go for the Zed chair.
The Zed, do not lead with R.
Should hold Q first.
R, R now, R now.
Good.
Okay, nice.
Now take the cannon, take the wave, take the wave.
Make sure you're pressing your Q.
Why would I take the fucking wave?
What the fuck is going on?
Well, are you inting on purpose?
Like, are you actually inting on purpose?
Are you fucking inting on purpose?
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
What the fuck is going on?
And I broke my camera.
Take the wave.
What the fuck are you saying?
This is overdone with full health shake on front of me and I'm half health
Take what wave
What wave
Okay, Jynxy
My god
The fuck is wrong with your brain
Better fucking ignore you man
God damn it
What wave
What
Holy shit
I'm just gonna do my own thing bro
Fuck
Oh my god
Listen, your team has done 15 kills. The thing is that they're inting for cannonweb, it's unironically not even that bad.
Because you getting any resources at all can help you kill later, right?
So now what I want you to do is I want you to look for the Krugs, and after Krugs you're gonna look on the wrappers.
So you're gonna go Krugs wrappers. We saw that Shaco's buff, so what you could also do is you could maybe head to the stop site.
Now I'm gonna assume that the stop site's gone, so it's not actually that great of a play.
What do I do when Shaco turns into two people? Can you explain that?
The fuck do I do?
You die.
Okay.
Alright.
So now what you're going to do is you're going to walk through this little passage to your
left over here and you're going to gank inside.
Follow the bloodshed, press W, press W, press W, press W, there you go and I'll fight him.
Hold Q, hold Q, there you go, good.
Out of attack, out of attack, out of attack.
There you go, that's good.
So now what you're going to have to do is you're going to get two run boots and you're
going to start building your plated steel caps.
Okay.
Good.
Okay, so now how it's going to work is you're going to respawn instantly upon respawning.
You're going to look for the blue and then you're going to full clear your bot side,
okay?
The next objective coming up is a Herald in about 20 seconds, but we can all really look
for that here.
So you're gonna look for this here to the bot side and then afterwards I'm actually
wanting to go wolves and then gromp so don't do gromp of soup of strom of strom and then
after this we're gonna walk off and we're gonna see if we can have her Klan for a kill
on someone.
My camera's broken. Yeah, my camera's broken.
It's okay, we'll deal with it after the game.
Camera's fucking broken, man.
Okay.
So here, I want you to play for the Gromp, and then after this, I want you to start drawing a bot.
Drawing a bot, let's see what's going on here.
Okay, so still in this bush, don't walk out of it.
Back up. You do not want to fight this, just shake it with your K.L.E.
you, Bob backup backup backup. Wait what, why is he allowed to go- what is this character,
bro? What is this? Bushing him, BUSH BUSH! What is- what, he's not getting hit? What the-
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright man, I don't know if this is like a
prank or what's happening? Why does Shaco avoid all damage? What is that? What the fuck is
that? Catch me if you can! Yo, Trudelevin, I swear to God please beam this guy! Oh,
Oh my fucking god, Drew Levin, literally beam this fucking guy.
Please god fucking beam him, Drew.
Oh my fucking god.
Why does Shaco not take damage?
Why the fuck does Shaco not take damage?
Why?
I'm so confused.
Why does Shaco not take damage?
No, no, no.
You're going to explain it.
Why?
Why is he uninnable?
I flashed, I ulted him, nothing happened.
I flashed him to help you, nothing happened.
What the fuck is this character?
OK.
So you missed your ult.
And then Teemo blinded you.
I bit him with my ult.
I ulted on him and he went invisible.
You're literally like an iron off the pack for him.
What are you saying?
I ulted him and I went through his body.
Are you fucking blind or what, man?
I ulted him.
He just went through him.
I tapped him and clicked R.
I blinded him!
The Teemo blinded you!
Now do you want to win or do you want to win?
Fuck!
This game is winnable, go do the Herald, NOOOOO!
GOD, DARE IT!
Sorry guys, I didn't know Teemo could blind me, I'm sorry.
Get this, now.
So you're gonna take the Herald now.
Now, I'm fucking pissed.
So you're gonna get this Herald here.
Shaco is mid.
You're gonna have to smite it at 1400, make sure that you hit the I.
The enemy Shaco just died, so you might even be able to look on the enemy top side here.
Now take the eye, take the eye, TAKE THE EYE!
FUUUUCK!
And now go to his top side, his top side.
Alright, now go for the Gromp.
You're gonna take the Gromp here, and then after this, you're gonna recall.
You don't wanna go for the wolves because he could kill you on it.
Now drone over mid and bot.
Right click here to the Titanic. There you go. Now go bot. I want you to go bot. You're going bot here.
Your team is all looking for play on bot side, so you're going to mash where your team is.
Okay, walk through the jungle. See if you can maybe look towards mid.
At this point, I just thought you were looking for opportunities.
So now walk mid. Mid, mid, mid. The Kai'Sa is going all in. You need to kill her. Go.
hold Q on her
okay good so now Zed is Zed go to the dragon the dragon the dragon
the dragon god damn it
fucking listen
so you're gonna get this dragon here okay I think the buff crab is up
if the crab is up take the crab then drag now start pinging the dragon
hold tab for a second I need to see how many dragons the teams have
They have two Jags you need to get this if you want to win remember your smite is a thousand four hundred if anybody's can a contest
It's only gonna be the shakeout. He's gonna contest it. You need to smite out a thousand four hundred
There you go good, so now he's in there kill him kill him kill him there you go kill him
Nice there fucking cocksucker reset right now. We said right now. You're gonna go to kill the Mundo in base
by the satanic hydra now walk straight up fight the mando fight the mando
right you didn't hope q's not in your run away actually wait no no keep fighting your
q's up in a second keep fighting keep fighting keep fighting keep fighting keep fighting
okay
to the the men in wait for
holy are
you don't chase
so now i want to do is chase a bunch of them out which is a bunch of them
is your team is in position
i want it out
so what we're gonna do now is you're gonna go to the top of the book okay
no it's fine
just do what needs to be done
so shaco's right there
see if you can turn on the shaco
go back on the red
so you're only going to go for the shaco if he walks up here
so now what you're going to do is you're going to go for the the wrappers
wrappers
and then after this you're going to look for the bot side clear
so you're going to finish these wrappers finish them finish them
finish them auto
okay
and now you're going to go for the wolves
okay wolves wolves wolves wolves
so now i'm wanting to uh
you know we can't look for anything there
they might go for the barn if they do it it is sort of this we can't fight it
so now go for the blue and then after go for the gromp
dragon's up in the uh skullcrab is up in about 25 seconds that's what we're gonna want to play
over here. Gromp. Gromp! Gromp! Gromp! Fuuuuck! You need to listen to the pun. If the call
is blue into gromp, and then you can look for the crab, and the crab has 20 seconds,
then you should automatically register it's the next play. Focus. So now look for this
crab. It's fun. It's still an okay play to make. So you're going to take this crab and
after you're going to go bot. After this you're instantly running bot. Instantly running bot.
Now, now, now. The Mundo, the Mundo, the Mundo. Kill Frankenstein. Follow the bot,
son. Follow the bot trail. Follow it. Just auto the turret, auto the turret, auto the turret.
Push this wave and then go for the next turret. See if the Kroggs are up. If the Kroggs are up,
you take them, cheery, cheery, right cheery, the Krugs. Okay, go for the Krugs, the Krugs.
Ah, actually go for the Mononau, go for the Mononau. Yep. Nice, good. Now hit the turret,
the turret, the turret. Back up, let the minion wave tank your tanking right now. And then
I want you to queue the minions while you're walking. Ah, I should know, go for this, this
one. So go for the Krugs and afterwards you're gonna recall. I want you to hold tab after
you recall, hold tab, hold tab. So now I'm assessing damage types. Enemy team is mostly
physical damage we're gonna want to buy armor so you're gonna buy death's dance
second one all right now go top top top team all is overextending follow him I
want you to be inside his whole stingsy like it's fucking Christmas morning and
you just got fucking hand deliver that little fucker do you understand me
yes chase it chase it chase it now you're gonna eat now you know and then
you're gonna hold Q and then you're gonna recast 3. That's fine. Back up. Now go for the
Krugs. Krugs into, ah no, enemy Gromp, enemy Gromp, enemy Gromp, enemy Gromp. Because
now you want to play with your team. Okay now go to Kalin, go to Kalin. Because it's
about playing where your team is, right? No Slard hanging? You have to look on the sky
I saw
Go for the the Raptors
Okay, so do you know what the problem that fight was
1 of the champions has 5000 health and the other one has 2 and for some reason you decided
that you were going to focus the guy with 5, why?
So if you're iron, what did you say earlier about iron players?
So what we're going to do now, Jengzee, is we're going to proceed with the game as if
we have no ego and we're just listening.
Do you understand me?
Yes sir.
What's the battle?
I want to join the battle now, join the battle, join the battle.
Now you're going to have to go for the dragon.
Actually no, go to the battle, go to the battle again, because you're keeping this fighting
so you can find some cleanup kills probably.
Chase this.
Alright, kill this guy.
There you go, now go dragon. I want you crab them the dragon. This is good enough.
This game is genuinely winnable, okay?
Yes, sir.
So now we're going to look for the dragon. After the dragon, we're going to be looking balling, okay?
There is only one person. One person on the enemy team that is alive right now. It's Teemo.
Shaker
Shaker, no, it's not it's Timo
Timo was pushing bot so I wanted to walk, walk to your drum, farm your drum
Cause you're missing about maybe like 400 gold
400 gold for death sands
And I wanted to press W right now, just press it
Press it?
Okay, that's fine
The reason why I told you to press W is because if Timo was in the area
It would have revealed him, right?
Yeah, farm, farm, farm, farm, farm, farm, farm, press P
Farm this, yeah, you're not resetting until you have death stands, how much gold is that?
Exactly, so we're not recalling until we have 1150.
We're syncing our back timer with an item spike.
That way we don't just waste our time.
So you're going raptors and then after this, I'm going to look for the red.
It's going to be red, then you're going to recall.
We're gonna reclaw, we're gonna get them, that sounds.
Alright.
So now, run straight bot.
Bot.
I don't want you to ult him.
I just want you to E him and hold Q and auto attack him.
Nice, now press W.
Good.
okay there now you all it's good so now hold Q on him again hold Q you have to
back up now so just clear the main lane clear the main lane
so now what we're gonna do is you're gonna look for this boobab I wanted to
smite it at a thousand four hundred and then you run away actually fight them
under he has no he has no he has no fight E again good chase I wanted to
hold Q hold it fucking hold it hold it hold it good there you go nice there you go
snuff the Z goes in E MNQ E E now auto good
it's okay it's okay listen that's your first death in a while sorry sir sorry
about that sir no it's okay listen you're doing good now like now you're
locked in this is what we needed like we were having a little bit too much fun
Both me and you earlier, but now it's time to take this shit serious, right? We got a chud wig to mug. Do you understand?
Yeah, yes, sir
Okay, so I'm wanting to buy Ruby crystal
What is that? Where is that?
It's the thing for health. So I wanted to open a spread massage register. I click spread massage. That's gonna be your next time
They buy
So now what are you gonna do out of base we're gonna run and
And we're gonna look bot. The reason why we're looking bot is because we saw Kai'Sa bot, so either bot or mid, but preferably bot.
So now Jinxy.
I'm gonna have to leave you alone for one or two minutes while I pick up the Uber Eats order, okay?
So I'm trusting that you don't throw the game in the next one or two minutes. I'll be right back.
literally ending the game
okay nice he killed
chase going on T1, just hold you on him
fight, fight, okay?
no, you're good, you're good
from the, from the wrappers, enemy wrappers, enemy wrappers, enemy jung camps
their shift for your shilling, enemy jung camps
from this
Okay, going on the kaisa, press W, W, W, W, W!
Okay, you're gonna look for an R.
Nice!
Hold your Q, hold it.
Good, there you go.
Nice, all by dragon.
Dragon is up, you're gonna look for the dragon.
It's up in one second.
We're playing on drag here.
Good, they know, they know you're good.
You don't even keep paying.
It's okay.
Okay, so here you're playing on this dragon now, let's go.
Okay, that's fine, that's fine, kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him, kill
him.
Just go for down here, go for down here.
They're good, good!
Now you can get Baron, now it's Baron for free.
So you lost the dragon, but you get the Baron, this is good, so I'm paying Baron, yes.
But I want you to push out the minion wave, the minion wave, the minion wave, mid, mid.
Shut the minion wave mid and then your Baron. So now keep pinging Baron. Keep pinging Baron so your team knows what's up
Take the wave and then after it's ping it. And now ping on top of your Kaelin on top of the Baron. On top of your Kaelin on top of the Baron
Good. They understand. Now go for it. Now go for it. You're good
No, no, no, no
Just just be honest right now. Right now we need you on the Baron
You're playing on a timer. Getting that Crab doesn't give you anything
Okay, so now 1,400 you're gonna use your smite, okay?
Okay, now recall, recall, recall, recall.
Press P. You're gonna buy this bird massage?
Good, and now just walk out of base.
Now clear this minion wave top.
I want you to just push top now, okay?
Your only goal is gonna be pushing top.
You're pushing top.
You're a split pushing now, okay?
push out another wavetop here, another wavetop
i want to drone mid, drone mid while you're pushing, drone mid while you're pushing
and you make sure our team isn't so losing us the game for no reason
okay keep pushing top, keep pushing top, this is good
our path is cleared
keep pushing top
yep, this is what we need right now
we need jiddy in the side then, this is good
now you're gonna recall, you're gonna recall now, recall now, recall now, recall now, recall now
You're gonna walk straight bot, walk straight bot, nope.
Now you're gonna have to focus the Teemo.
You focus the Teemo, not the Mundo, the Teemo.
Yes, yes, yes, E, E, E, E, E, good.
Focus, keep going, yes, good.
Good, bash on him in auto, please, good.
Nice, now go for the Dr. Mundo, the Dr. Mundo.
He's hitting your base, he's hitting your base.
Get rid of the Mundo.
nice okay so now where you're gonna do it you're gonna walk and you're gonna take
your blue buff I want to take your blue buff and then I want you to start
ping med that's your red bomb
come on just come on just come on just come in just come in
Shaco's gonna be here in a second okay that's fine all right now it's a bit
hard it's a bit hard you're gonna have to look on your blue buff what you guys
are looking good with the promise that the enemy team has an advantage on your
base right now so that's what I'm worried about so I want to take this blue
buff okay walkman walkman just walkman go man go man just try to brute force on
the game we're gonna try to brute force on the game chair so jing see what we
need it listen you need to give it your everything right now okay every single
ounce of power in you you have to give it all
Okay, so now look for this.
Go in, go in, go in, go in!
Whatever. E, E, E, E, E, dead.
Keep fighting, keep fighting, keep fighting, good.
Push him in and wait.
Now hit the Nexus hurts, hit the turret, String C.
The turret! No!
The turret.
okay you have to back up now back up just back up I'll tell you why aren't you going
wait for me to go in right yep avoid hover team hover team hover team
going on team I'm going on him hold Q back up back up okay James I want your
okay so now open your shop open your shop shop okay right click on the
starax gauge and then the elixir barn you know no no fuck it go to the drag go
to the drag now drag now drag now drag now go to the drag go to the dragon
stop hanging the dragon stop hanging we don't need bar now
what a game bro oh my god what a game what a game yeah but I think they got
this dragon here because you're dropping stats it's a bit rough oh thank god okay
hit it and drag it out jing see like walk all the way to the edge all the way
down in front of her because the shaco's tail said okay whatever just might have
14 hundred one thousand four hundred you need to smite focus to drag just focus
to drag focus to drag focus track thousand four hundred thousand four
hundred yes okay keep going go for the set this
The Zed! The Zed! The Zed!
Okay, med! MED! MED!
You won! You won! You won! You won! You won! You won! You won! You won! You won! You won! You won!
This is good. Just go mad! Just go mad.
Mundo's flying, but it doesn't matter.
No, no, no. Just hit the turrets.
You can see this is an only pixel 2.0 incident right now.
Just hit the turrets.
And you hit the turrets, you won the game.
if you hit the end of it, the DEMOLICS! THE DEMOLICS! PLEASE!
Jynxie, please, and then the Nexus. The Nexus. The Nexus. Just hit it. Press E. Press E.
I want you to Q the Mundo and then just keep hitting the Nexus.
Q the Mundo for killing and then keep hitting the Nexus. Oh no.
Okay, you need to ult, ult, ult, okay.
Now you have to press E. Press E. What is your cinch doing?
Why is he just laughing?
Oh my god, okay, Q, Q, YES, YES!
Okay, go, go, go, you Q, Q, Q, okay, hit the Nexus,
the Nexus, E, press E, E, E, E, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
You're fine, you're fine.
I think we lost.
Jhin C. I'm going to tell you to look at me. Wait, I don't know. Look at the Nexus. Oh my God, wait.
Oh no.
And Ana has been slain.
No, there's still a chance. There's still a chance. What do we do now?
Open your shop. Open your shop.
I want you to buy that Thornmail.
and then you're going to get a look serve iron
are they going baron? yep they're not going on you
you're okay
you do
now you're going to walk mid, you're going to have to walk mid
now start spam ping mid
Okay, Joan Baron, Joan Baron, Joan Baron, Baron Baron, go to Baron, go to Baron right
now, go to Baron right now.
Press W, press W, press W, press W, press W, W so you get there faster, please.
No, no, just chase, just go for this, go for this.
Okay, turn.
This is fun.
Just go mid it.
Joan on the cinch, Joan on the cinch.
We need to see what's happening.
Now go mid.
okay do the barn do the barn do the barn with your team do the barn okay just
just sit no you have to go now you have to go now
okay I want you to recall
no actually walk to your top inhibitor just walk to your top inhibitor and
kill the minion wave
Okay after this you're gonna walk me okay
It's okay it's okay
You're fine bro
Go mid
Yes just go mid mid mid mid mid
something about which could've should've would've
uh... walk back to base
is not now it's cancer because the month of strike the back door if you kill
them under the gas and get better
go so bad
it
show
we had recall just recall
it's just such a fucking cancer game
because like you need to respond to the mundo doing his cancer bullshit
if he does it's huge okay now
ping med yes now ping med
you're okay
The only batting that can happen is if you get in your own head.
I want you to ward that bush.
Ward that bush.
The bush.
Okay.
Going, going, going, going, going.
Yes?
Good.
This is good.
Chase.
What's you?
This is good.
Push him in.
The wave.
You get out!
The wave!
Go to the dragon, go to the dragon, you need the dragon soul, no, no, no, your team is going to fuck this up somehow, fuck them.
I have a bad feeling about this game though.
No, no, no, no, just shut up please, Jinxie. Right now you're psyching yourself out, do not do that shit, do not fucking do that shit.
Imagine you're at war and you're saying, I don't think we're going to make it back in time. Just take the dragon and then instantly recall.
That's what you have to do.
It's fine. Just take the dragon and instantly recall, recall, recall, recall. You're good.
You're fine. Don't worry about it, bro. You don't worry about it, bro.
Jettie's in charge. Jettie's got his oil and he's in charge.
Okay, no. Walk out of base. Just walk out of base.
Go to the band. Go to the band. Go to the band.
You gotta go on the list. It's fine. It doesn't matter. Go to the band.
Back up, wait for your team, wait for your team.
Start painting, take the red buff while you wait for them.
Pin your A-Soul away, if your A-Soul is going to hit.
Now, okay wait, that's all I want, do you think?
Good, okay now go to the bar now, bar now, bar now, bar now, bar now, go on the side,
on the side, on the side, on the side, yes, good, good.
I
Just start hitting the barons out in the baron now now now hit it just hit it
I want you to see my name is Jiddy, and I'm large and in charge
And now sir pretend to hump the air
Okay, so now sell your thorn now sell your thorn now
It's the last time you bought
Yep, now by the Starex gate. Yep, and then by Elixir vine
Thanks a lot. Yep, and I walkman and I'll just start spam ping it
Okay, so what we need now you're gonna look for the
keep pushing I wanted to press W and see if you look for an old play
chase chase chase nice now back up this is good so go for the inhibitor
good now push them midway push them it with stop deli down me for the love of
Christ, okay good
Now escort the minion wave this is fine. Do not walk up too far. You are going to die. Now go and now go and now go and now go
Nice this is good. This is good. This is good. Hit the turret the team on the team on the team on yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
Yes
Now hit this press E press E and then you cue this at to this at to this at to this at
Oh my god shaco you stream slapping putty bitch. Oh my unjaved balls
Go it's fucking go man. I'm about to have a heart attack
Shit 96,000 damage from the aurelia solo
And you want to know what the best part about that game was Jinxie was that over an hour
That was a 45 minute game
What's up, that's the best part about that game is the fact that piece of shit Muda lost his game and you won
So that's one game closer. Yep. Coach. I love you coach. You know what that felt like coach
What that felt like rat of two e and you were the rat and I was the chef like that was awesome
Yeah, that's cuz the thing is like listen you're two and six and I was feeling you losing the hopes
I was like no listen. I got a fucking lock in right now
You know, I mean like no more troll shit. I got a lock in for big jitty
Wait, you're right now. You might be able to snap you down
Chopin up. Chopin up. Oh my god. You might be to kill you. Oh my god, Jinxie
You might be able to play against him if you choose to type him that would be the greatest thing ever
Just ganking mood
Go imagine. Oh my god. Just imagine how great that would be really quick. Okay
Yeah, I've always seen six up the lobby though. Yes, I've always
Oh, wait hold up, let me accept the lobby actually hi guys. I'm gonna accept the lobby before I go pee
All right, so what three more wins for bronze three more three more
Three more way bro three more way because I'm getting 23 round 32 LP. It's only three left, baby. It's three fucking
Chat three wins. Oh my god
three wins bro three wins y'all and then the real fucking climb begins bro
imagine Jinxie imagine being able to say that you're climbing through bronze
you're gonna be blowing past Kadim's peak bro wait what is Kadim peak bronze
for I think like bronze to a bronze one coming man come on you might you might
You might you might because the thing is that he's so enqueue wait you might hold on
Did I get it? I'll tell you I'll tell you I'll tell you
No, I got it. I'm gonna accept again
Hold on wait, let's see
That's how you
Yep, those are wrong names.
Oh, okay, so the thing is you actually can't snipe Muda because you got a 3-minute low
priority queue.
Let's go.
What does that mean?
So it means that he afk'd a game, survived, punished him, and they make it sudden.
Now he has to spend like 3 more minutes in queue.
Let's go.
Alright, I'm going to go P. Can I P now?
Do I have time?
Coach?
Yeah, but only if you think of me while you do it. All right
Guys holy fuck if he wins this game
Do you guys understand that he will be two wins away from bronze?
Do you understand two wins away from bronze if he gets it done here?
Like everyone thought that this would be a 12-hour stream. He could be getting this shit done tonight
tonight tonight bro he's got this shit all right so let's see enemy locks and
Morgana so big cancer deal with no no hi vice mastery yep oh no okay
middle one middle one okay hi boys when you get the chance to change your
runes again do it the middle one where it's like inspiration second there's a
light blue one
can you add Jinx's camera too though I'm gonna be honest I genuinely don't know
how
Okay, it is high-wise going to change the middle one or not?
Oh no.
Wait, is he going to be able to change it to the middle one?
No.
No!
Okay, that's fine though.
He can simply with domination.
Oh my God!
Clutch-wise!
No, he actually clutched it.
He actually did it in time.
nice okay there's gonna be one last lonely girl one last lonely girl why am i on master yee
they locked in warwick from you bro the enemy jungler took warwick's and i'm on yee
yeah but listen it's fine bro like you're yee i'm telling you you're gonna get it done trust me
do you trust me should i just start requesting first pick every time yeah okay okay yes like if
I'm going to be a one trick. I got to be a one trick. Yeah. No, I agree with you.
Three wins off bronze and we've got a ready pound of two Celsius that is actually bad.
Three wins off bronze. Three wins off bronze and we're on lead. It's all good. It's all good.
Focus. I mean, Jinxie, use your second best champ, bro. Like, do you think if LeBron plays against
a disabled four-year-old that he's going to get mad if the four-year-old challenges him to sock
rather than basketball, think about it.
Bro, Miho, you could have just sat a four-year-old, man.
But Miho, it drives the point in further. Do you know what I mean, though?
Pro. I don't want to be on ye, man. I should have just requested the first pick.
Enough!
Dude, I'm going to be honest, Shin, so you're starting to piss me the fuck off.
First it was the last game with your promo whining, and then now promo whining again.
What did we learn from last game?
We learned that you have what it takes.
Last game you were 2-in-6 and you brought it back.
So enough of this fucking defeatist bullshit attitude.
Oh my god, every guy had perspective.
Shut up! You didn't!
It is what it is, GenC.
Sometimes you get the shit out of this stick.
But are we going to sit there and cry?
Or are we going to sit there and fucking dominate that warwick?
Exactly.
If you don't have a BC Audi charge against you by the end of this game, Jinxy, we're gonna have a fucking problem.
Yes, sir.
Alright.
So now listen, you're going red to Gromp.
Top to bot, full clear, okay?
Got it.
Do you remember how to clear on this jump?
Uh, you F on the bot.
Yeah, exactly, yes.
And I go QWE and then I just spam my Q first, right?
No, you go Q, E, QW.
Q, E, QW, got it.
yep and then you max Q and then you're E
maybe use my best sample find out why not
yeah dude like your G's not fucking bad I already told you this like
I don't know why you're mad that he's took your Warwick like yeah sure it's a
bit shitty whatever but you got this bro
I don't want my time to get pushed, control E
and then Q and E at the same time, Q and E at the same time
what am I doing again I forget it, it buffs my damage right?
it adds, it adds damage to your autos and your Q
yes sir got it and the damage out of it we're already doing good yeah you're
helping or you gotta kill three wins the wrong for a mother man
dude I'm listen I love you too bro you got this shit these are moments that are
fucking great for improve all the fucking haters wrong that's that I was
gonna be iron five yeah like listen JNC one what's fucking crazy bro you've
never even been Ireland for JNC did you even realize that you weren't the lowest
you ever hit with siren 3 and you were about to get armed 4 but then you locked the fucking
Q, E, Q, W, right? Q, E, Q, W, right? Q, E, Q, W, right? Yes. So now Q. There you go.
Good. See, like already bro, it's looking fucking good. Now play for these, uh, play for
the fucking, uh, the lobster. Don't forget about your E. Do not forget about your E, please.
There you go. Maybe E's my best champ. Let's actually find out. Let's see. I might be able
There's only one way to find out bro, and it's now a number now go for your blue and an after blue you're gonna look on the ground
Let's go
So Jin see I hope you know we used to sit there and practice school at the beginning of this journey
And you used to sit there and you used to have a fucking three and a half minute folk there on this time
Bro, and you'd be excited when you get to 320 this game. You're gonna fucking get it in three minutes
Just think about that dude
No use your E. Don't forget about it. Let's drone bot. Don't forget.
Last year he doesn't give you the Warwick's cent. So you need to actually like drone.
So I wanted to look for this crab here. Control W. Control W.
So you're not going to use your W. Just E, Q.
you should I after IQ either or just when you start attacking so now I want
to look for the double crack actually recall yeah just recall
so now you're gonna buy the crack and sir go fast let's not man let's get this
bronze dude Jinx I'm telling you it's all in your hands bro like this is your
time to fucking shine. So now go for the the Krugs and then afterwards you're
gonna look for the talk about both there. Your top end is already three and
all brothers. Stop forgetting about your E. Like you got to remember if
you're chewing in you have to E. The thing about League of Jynxia is that
there are certain champs that have to do certain things. Master E, he needs to
E-Money Q's. No, no, you should not be wanting to top crab. It's not gonna be up. Just go to your raptors.
So in the future just always think of it this way, okay?
In the future, it's always gonna be a thing that if you clear one crab, the enemy jungler's gonna get another.
Especially as you get higher in lobbies, right? Because either they're gonna be taking the other one, or they're gonna be fighting you on the one you're going for.
Yep.
Yeah, because that's the thing, it's like when you play a lot of League, no matter what
champion you get better with your mechanics, like it feels more fluid.
Shall I look drag here?
Uh, yes.
Yes, so I know you're gonna go wolves and then just go straight dragon
What I do now what what what what I'm good, uh cute
Great dragon get wrong first. No get grumpy like you're a bit late, so
Okay, so what we're gonna do now is you're gonna sit down you're gonna go for the grom and then after the gromp
you're gonna play on the dragon okay okay so what we need to do here is I
wanted jung bot jung bot okay now watch the dragon
you sure going on this oh press W press W and then flash right flash right wait
how did he know I was in the bush so there's a chance that either it was
Warded or you're the unluckiest person on the planet, and it's one of those two
Yeah, so I think I think generally was just
Yeah, yeah, like I want you to type in Chad after you clear this red
type Darius if your dick isn't sucked by the end of tonight then I'm flying out
wherever you live and I'm making sure that that changes yeah okay so you know
what then just think it we're gonna send him that mental energy yeah like
jinx I want you to think about how it's gonna feel when it flops on your
counter yep and and tell me like what sounds are you gonna make when it gets
I'm not supposed to jump down in front of you.
Come on, you can be more enthusiastic than that.
Alright, I know.
Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the wrappers, okay?
Coach, if we win this, we're two off rounds, man.
Yep.
I'm telling you, you got it.
jingsy why aren't you pressing your E ever?
okay so now you're gonna play for the wolves and then after wolves you're gonna look for the blue and tegrom
good ol- I love full clears man, they're just satisfying
yep
I'm telling you
you know what I don't like about yeetah compared to warwick? I don't like how squishy he is
That's what I literally told you when you first brought it up and you're like no, I like that
I like being able to like actually fight
Exactly is like if somebody's low and then I kill them and then it's all free
Yes, exactly. Yes, but like actually fighting someone
I need the tank, I can understand it.
Q, Q, Q, Q, Q, Q, Q, Q.
Yep, always do max Q.
I now want to use Joan bottom.
Let's see if there's a play for us after.
Okay, so after this we're going to do,
is we're going to re-set and then watch the grubs.
Cracking.
Wait, stay here, stay here, stay here, stay here.
Stay, stay!
Fight! Warwick is here. Flush over the wall. Flush over the wall.
So, there. Did you see what the Warwick did?
What? No, no, no. What did he do?
That Warwick held his Q, and him holding his Q is the only reason why all of you guys died.
I think it's also because I didn't R. I misclicked.
Yeah, because the thing is that when you're against Warwick, you can never fight him ever.
Yeah, go grubs go grubs you need to play for a big daddy Darius
Oh, sorry, you're good
What matters I'll tell you
Is that you're getting it done?
That's what matters right now. So now we're gonna get this crab and then afterwards. I want you to play for the grubs
So now you're going to play grubs and then after grubs tops about folk there.
Your team is going to help you.
Just wait.
No, no.
Finish the grubs.
Finish them.
I want to join over Darius.
Let's see what's happening.
So after this, what you're gonna do is I want you to run to your Krugs and pop the bot
full clear.
Yes sir.
I think the thing about Yi though is his scales, right?
Can't you just kind of farm and then show everybody the end?
Mmmmm.
I don't even know.
Yes, exactly.
So that's why the thing about Yi is that Yi is a champion where it's like, more with
scales by fighting and then getting stronger.
But Yi, he's more like avoidance, right?
Farms.
yeah think of it like you're a dark triad male what is a dark triad it's
somebody that's like a Machiavellianist what is Machiavellian I don't know either
but it sounds pretty cool okay so that's what he is does that make sense yep
got it okay so now we're gonna do you're gonna play for the rappers and after
raptors you go for the bot side clear so it's going to be wolves gromp and then
you're gonna go for the dragon okay
there you go
so now look for the gromp and then after a dragon
So now we're going to look on the dragon, are you ready?
Yep.
Okay, Saren just going to play for this.
Okay, go go and go in!
I'm running to ult.
On the Morgana, the Morgana.
Q?
Oh my god.
Oh my god, you shoot to dodge her all keep fighting keep fighting keep fighting keep fighting
Fight fight fight you you Q&E Q&E Q&E auto auto auto nice. Okay. Now you can keep chasing
You chasing go for the crab go for the crab. This is good
Okay, so now we're gonna do us. I wanted to walk in the bot side walk in the bot side walk in the bot side
bot side bot side walk in walk in check the wrappers okay now I'm on it so I
recall do you say bot side I don't know if you mean bot lane or bot camps well
if I say walk bot then it means like but if I say bot side it always means a
jungle sorry so okay wait wait so now right click one Zeus there you go see
you're learning and then think about it you're winning on master you bro think
about that yes it's very like imagine you're sitting there right and like your
little your mom forces you to bring your little brother on like a date with you
right but then afterwards like the girl they're on the date with she thinks it's
like cool that your brother's tagging along rather than annoying right so it's
like it's a W does that make sense all right so now you're gonna play for the
Raptors after this and then we're gonna look on the bot side there
Now Raptors, Wolves Gromp, and Wolves Blue Gromp.
Just keep farming your bot side.
Keep farming your bot side.
Press E!
Bro, how many times do you need to cure it?
My teammates question mark me. I get psyched out. Okay fight the warwick here fight him fight him fight him fight him
You know either second it's up either second it's up
Help me you brain dead bitch
What what what? Okay, I'm never you I'm just going to first pick one of them every time
I don't think he's any other character in the game that could do that in that exact scenario
Yeah, that was actually kind of crazy
Wow, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna ask for first pick every game I just play water for the rest of my life. Oh my god
I used all my abilities and he still had killed me and two of my and one of my teammates then almost another one
Okay, so listen what you're gonna do now is you're gonna play for the blue and then after the blue you look on the barcrab, okay?
This we're gonna do you're gonna sneaky and the game. I want you to play for the breath held
I want you I want you to be both hands
So Jinzy Jinx this we're gonna do I want you to put both your hands in the air close your eyes and pretend like you're shaking salt into your mouth
So now what you're going to do is you're going to sit there and you're going to play for
the breath health and then you're going to walk top.
I'm not even trolling you could unironically maybe I'm the game here.
Take the eye, the eye, the eye!
Cannot look top, look top.
Okay, you're going to walk top, you guys literally are in the game here.
I'm not even trolling.
Harold and when should I Harold it's for I'll tell you when just walk in
Press for now press for now
That's the hardest I think I've ever been there
So there is he smurfing yo
So all we need is two wins and I'm balanced.
Bro, you just got carried by a guy named America, Mora.
Bro, this guy had 30,000 damage in a 16 minute game.
Oh my fucking god.
Click on the three dots next to his name.
Is he smurfing?
Like I didn't even...
I'll press view profile.
Now click match history.
We'll be able to tell if he just like has 20 every game.
17, 22.
Yeah, so you literally just got carried by a smurf.
How do you know it's a smurf though, I'm confused.
Cause he dropped 20 kills on Revan in the game right before.
But then he went 0 and 3 on this guy.
Yeah, so my guess is he's probably been like Q snapping you
all day to try and carry you.
Are you serious?
I'm not even trolling.
somebody in my chat said Darius 100% tried to snipe you yeah that's what I'm saying but listen
Jinxie the good news is that you won bro so it's like now you're only two fucking wins away bro yeah
honestly what did you say what was your quote smirks are only a problem when they're on the other
team right yes exactly yeah yeah all right so I need two wins right two wins yes so now
What do we do Jengzee? What did we learn? So what I'm gonna do we learned that warwick's broken and no, no
I mean like we look what did we learn while we're in queue?
Smurfs are only a bad thing when they're on no we learn that we need a hit watch mooda. Oh, you're right
We need to win chat. Oh my god
Let's go. W. Darius, holy shit.
I'm not even kidding, that guy's either a smurf or he just careered it, but like the game before he went off, so I don't know.
But then again, like the game before he did. Okay, let's see what I absolutely T1, see what he's doing.
Nice, he's ending. Yeah, he's two and three. Well, he's not ending.
Okay, yeah, but he's probably gonna die here to the Trinamere.
hopefully he does die here yes so now let's queue up Jinxy let's queue up while we
hate watch okay so Jinxy do you want to rage bait him yes please type why are
you trying to be informative why would anyone want to learn from an iron
player
Yep
Nice, he's about to die to you look he's dying to you right now. Oh, yes. Yes, he's dying. Yes, and he got tower
Now type element a oh you're fucking dog shit kid. I was gonna say you're so unaware
Now type zero map awareness bro still getting tower dived
Oh my god
2026 why would they give him a character that doesn't die?
Why would they give him a yeah, what is to a friend of yours deal? He just lives on one HP or something?
You have contest in your fucking ear
You have a challenger in your ear shut up
I just put on my fucking monitor.
Okay, thanksy.
You know what you need at the time now?
What?
You play me like you're hurt because I didn't die.
I want to kill myself when I play this game!
Say, say, Muda, it's okay.
You'll be back in Ireland soon enough, bro.
That's a good one.
I feel like boggles.
Yes, it's like dude the way that you feel right now. This is how boggles feels when he rage beats you all the time
Well, what a last hit
he's gonna read it read it read it you just copy paste it again if you didn't
read it though then you need to type it again read it how is he doing damage to
me hello the fuck is that so control C and then control V and I'm gonna be so I
can abuse spam yep so just keep spamming it again over and over again now
jinxed this we're gonna do are you ready for the next level of cancer yes so now
Run it up
Say why wouldn't they they had you mid lane? Oh my god
My god, I have a five minute queue
I have a five minutes priority queue and I'm one game off line!
I need to trade, wait I need to trade right.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Okay so now I'm jinxing, open your like, that little text box in your client.
Why does Dottess always up jinxing's ass?
Where is my coach? Where the fuck is my coach?
So, so jinxing, jinxing, no no, add the other, on the other side.
So on the right side of your screen, you see that little like message box?
No, on the link, on the link. And you're the client.
client. Yep, so now click there and click what says the chosen one and now you can start
giving him cancer from here to force him to read it. Also, Warwick is banned, you need
to play Mastery again. Okay. So now Jinx, I want you to type, so lock in, lock in and
And then type damn dude, pretty pathetic performance.
Were you even trying?
What is this fucking?
This is awesome.
Oh my god.
This guy's the luckiest fucking human being ever.
Look at him.
He literally has a coach.
How is this fair?
Now I can literally harass him when he can't avoid it.
Exactly.
And you know what the best part is?
When he's in game, you can send him messages and he's forced to read it and it's pretty
chat box. So now I want you to type, hey, good thing ride gave you a five minute queue,
it at least saves your teammates for another five minutes.
He's in no priority queue.
Oh my god, this guy's in hell right now.
This dude is just early FF'd and now he can't keep the 5 minutes.
Dude, this is the most amazing thing ever.
Alright, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off fast.
Listen, I'm one game away from Iron Bro and Jynx is just permanent my child.
Dude, look at this guy.
Dude, Jynx, did you see how pathetic he is?
He's begging a challenger player to coach him because of how insecure he is that he's going to stay in the iron if he loses next game
No, dude, I'm talking like listen listen, so what we're gonna do now
This I can do after this game when your game ends you're gonna say wow looks like when Muda can win trade
He tries to cheat in other ways nice live coaching every game
Okay, got it got it got it got it got it. Wait, so that's that's that's
We need to wins in word for bronze the end of two wins away
Wait, is it possible to lose a rank like can you go from bronze to iron?
Yes, yes, but the thing is sometimes it takes a lot of losses like you won't demote after one game
But if you lose like five or six in a row or like six or seven then you do demote
Okay, so I just need to win two games and then Mooder just needs to lose one game and
then he's an iron and I'm a bronze and I can Face Timer.
Yep, exactly.
Got it.
All right, I'm still looking good.
Jinxie only needs a master coach, easy.
I'm sorry.
Jinxie, no, it's crazy.
I didn't say that.
Jinxie, Jinxie.
The only reason why that guy called me master is because he's a submissive little gremlin
that just has that urge.
Do you know what I mean?
Yes, he wants to call you master.
Bro!
Exactly, yes.
If we win this game, Don Tess, and I'm one off bronze, we have to listen to Anakin Skywalker
or something.
Yes, but there's also another song I want to make you listen to as well that I think
is going to make your cock so hard that you're going to come in your pants.
Okay.
Yo, he doesn't feel like that.
Like, I don't know if you're the same, but sometimes I get dreams where I literally, like, can't nut.
No matter how hard I try, and then I just wake up with a throbbing erection.
Thank you for sharing that.
Wait, is that not normal?
I've never had that.
Dreams where I can't nut?
Yeah, like, you're saying that when you're trying.
One thing about me is I can't edge.
Like if I, bro, if I start gooning like I'm gonna explode every time, I can't edge.
I don't know how, when people say they edge, I'm legitimately impressed because it's like, how the fuck do you actually edge?
It's just like, it's just like holding it in.
Like, you know when you're at the movie theater, I'm like, you're pissing, but then you hear that the, that the credits are rolling.
So you're like, fuck, and then you just like hold it in and you're like, fuck this.
It's like the same thing, but except when you're nodding.
Okay.
No one on a pipe can change too much.
Alright, Jynxie, it's now or never, bro.
Well, we need one more win, and then chat, it's time to get to Iowa's ears rolling, guys.
Yup. Dude, I'm going to be honest with you, when I woke up this morning, I took a little bit of caffeine,
and my heart was feeling a little bit weird again, so I haven't taken any caffeine all day today,
and Loki, my heart's been feeling kind of chill.
well I had two Celsius and my heart feels like absolute bad shit but it won't matter because I'm a bronze
and I remember what you said, your personal health doesn't matter if you're happy with it
that's true, like would you rather be alive as an iron player or die a bronze player?
think about it
exactly yes
okay, so now we're gonna play for the wrappers and wrappers, we're gonna look on the bot side clear
Wait, you know what I noticed, Dantez?
Nobody really likes these hackerels.
I never see hackerels.
Yeah, why would they use ass?
Wait, so hackerels are bad champions, why do you use them, Dantez?
Well, okay, think of it this way, okay?
Imagine you can use sit there and you have like a one inch flush light, right?
But it's like your meat is only one inch long.
Like you're not going to sit there and buy a six inch flush light because your meat's
only one inch does that make sense yes and it's the same with me and heck does
that make sense oh it's like it's like you tell me don't test it's like if you
only want to eat meat then why don't you eat meat but it's like I'm lactose
intolerant you see what I'm getting at
So now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the gromp and then after the gromp
you're playing on the grub.
Now Jinxie do you know where Muda's name Muda came from?
You told me.
There's another story.
You can fight this.
auto good auto auto auto auto keep all on keep all on him oh god and we can we
borrow okay first math run so the good news is your boss gonna trade this
no man they're not okay walk the Krugs okay so are you ready here or the name
mooder came from you told me um you told me no so the reason why is because in
in high school, muda was actually well known because he would fake being zesty to sneak
into the girl's sleepovers, right?
And the way that he would actually do this was that anytime anyone would say anything,
he would say muda.
So overtime what happened was is that people got used to this to a point where they just
called them muda.
So that's the reason why nowadays he goes by that name online.
Does that make sense?
Got it.
And now it'll be Iron Midlaner.
Yep, exactly.
Okay, so what we're gonna do now, Jynxie, is you're gonna play on the full clear, and then after full clear, we're gonna look on the dragon.
Okay, full clear dragon got it.
Yep, we're losing, so we need to lock in.
You got this, shit.
If I win this chapter, you're one off bones.
I'm telling you bro, this is your time to fucking shine right now.
So play for the wolves and then afterwards the gromp and then we can look on the dragon
soon.
Alright, so now we're gonna play for this and then afterwards we're gonna look for
for the Gromstein.
Got it.
That's it.
So Grombe is up in 10.
So now Jynxie, can I explain to you a concept?
So earlier, the Udyr fought you on the bot crab, right?
The second that's bot.
So what that means is you know that Udyr is currently top the bot.
So if you were to start the dragon here, press E. The problem is that there's a good chance
that Udyr could be on it, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So we're going to do something called the edging method,
where you're just going to send a bush,
and you're going to wait to see if Udyr walks up.
And then if he doesn't, then you assume he recalls,
then you go and you do the dragon.
So here he has some walk-ins, so go to the dragon.
All right, let's go.
Coach, how's this game looking on bias now?
Right now, it's genuinely looking good.
Like, I'm telling you, it's actually looking good.
You're getting the dragon here, you're scaling, your team is doing well, it's free as fuck.
Should we kill this?
No, no.
Ah, no, you could actually kill.
Lock up.
On the flush, Q on the flush, Q on the flush.
Okay, okay, okay.
Uh, press E1 it's up, E1 it's up, E1 it's up.
Okay, so your Tristana gets a thrush at least.
Cracking, Cracking.
Yeah, Cracking.
So Bokeh the problem is that for some reason Udyr is always in the most random fucking places ever.
Like I don't understand why the fuck it's like happening right now.
The enemy Udyr?
yeah like the thing is like you should have been boss like 20 minutes ago but
for some reason he wasn't all good
yep we're gonna catch yep no right now it's actually a decent so how we're
gonna play here is we look for the the red side clear and then just talk to
I got it, yes sir
So now you see how Udyr is running top?
I want you to drone on the Udyr right now
Okay, not bad
So how we're gonna do it now?
Is we're gonna finish these, uh, crugs
And then afterwards you're just gonna play on the wrappers
So you're going to look for Raptors and then you're going to clear your bot side, okay?
You don't think I should go for Grubbs?
No, because the thing is that you're stronger than you are right now, so if you go for Grubbs,
exactly, yes.
And I have no vision on him, so he's definitely there.
Yes, exactly.
So now what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the bot side clear
and then we're gonna either look bot or mid one of the two
Niiiice!
Ok that's good
Who did she kill? Who did she kill?
Tristana
So, she killed the enemy bot and the support guy is double kill the enemy bot
Bro, I just hit a fist bump with Tristana, you see that?
Yeah, press U, press U
I did, I did, I just hit him
There you go, fist bump
So what do you do, Jengzee? Is every time your teammate makes a good play, you do that?
Because you're saying like, I want you to fist my asshole.
Got it.
Like that Darius last game, I literally left that guy fucking in and I didn't get him.
Dude, and you should. If someone carries you in League of Legends, they have a right to your body.
You could look for this, okay?
Just walk, walk, walk.
Jung?
I don't know.
Wait, wait. Wait.
Invade. Yeah, look at the wrappers, look at the wrappers.
Okay, you can both keep playing on the grubs. So I want you to start pinging the grubs, the grubs, the grubs.
No, they're not through there, not through there. Not through there, not through there.
So now you have to look on the grubs and just start pinging your Annie to rotate.
Okay, so I pinged your Annie now, pinged your Annie.
Ping on top of your Annie
Okay, so now how you're gonna do this is you're gonna finish the grubs and then after the grubs we're gonna look on the crab
If Udyr comes in can't wait. It's fine. Just keep doing the grubs you're fine
I know, I know, I know, I, I can't really matter.
Okay, so going on the Udyr now, Alton going on him, Alton going on him.
E, E?
I want to flash, good?
Yes?
Yes!
Good!
Okay, so now go for the crowd.
Good!
Jensen, that's the kind of show we're looking for, bro.
No, it's not, no it's not, my mic is fine.
Okay, go top top top top top top top jump up jump up jump up to wait. Okay, so now I want you to recall and buy your item
Yes, shall I drag here?
No, you're gonna look for a full clear crack in the center. Yeah, and then walk out of base
Exactly yes, exactly
Let's go man. One more for Roms. Let's go.
After we win this.
I'm telling you, it's for us fuck.
Chat after we win this, get the Ivus here, just roll them.
Let's go.
Okay, so now you're going to play on the Krugs and then afterwards you're going to look on
the Raptors to Gromp.
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Thank you, Doctor.
I got you.
Okay, so now you're going to play for this, and then look on the wolves here.
Got it. Looking.
Okay, so Jinxie, this is where you're going to need to do your show, okay?
You're going to look for your wolves and your Gromp, and then while you're cleaning your Gromp,
Every single person with a free Amazon Prime needs to prime sub right now to you. Do you understand me?
Because it's like you need no you don't back you go for the dragon here
Yep, exactly. Okay, wait you can move on you can move on
I don't want to go in do not go in do not go in
Back up do not go in
do not engage do not engage the fight do not engage the fight press W and just
start killing okay now so there you wanted to just like not move that way
you don't cancel it yeah you could just start paying just our pain you need to
go on the ash, the ash. Oh you ulted laterally. Oh you ulted laterally.
Not bad, kill them all please. Nice. Nice. Nice. Please kill them here.
Okay, so Jamesy. I understand Yi that well, man. I don't know Yi that well.
Okay, so, so listen, yeah, yeah, yeah. So Yi is a champion that you're not an engage bros, you're the follow up.
up so you need your team to go in and then you just follow up you cannot go in
person fights or else you will always lose you understand yep yes sorry sorry
sorry sorry okay so he's more like a third party yes it's like you need to
sit in the cock chair and you're only allowed joining in once the ball lets
you does that make sense yes the ball in this case is your your engage so once
the bull looks at you and he says enough Nintendo switch time that's when you put
the switch away and then you join him up who's the bull though the bull is your
engage right who like who though so this game Annie's bears the ball
Annie is our in gates the two-foot tall girl that's our engage no her bear she
spawns a bear he's the bull oh I didn't know that yeah okay so what we need now
you go for the the Raptors and to the bot side clear kill the rapper kill the
rapper kill the Raptor okay and I just play for bot side here
imagine thing bro like warwick I engage but yeah I don't so it's hard for me to
break that school of thought because what was my most favorite character?
Yeah, why do you think I still end up fucked on the games off-hackroom even though I have
like thousands of games on other shows?
Because yeah, it's all about what you're used to.
Yeah.
Because it's like, imagine...
That's pretty crazy analogy, man.
Kind of look for...
Yeah, you're going to look towards mid.
Look towards mid.
The Rift help is up so we're going to look for that.
Yes, yes, this looks good. So what you're going to do is you're going to walk up. I'll tell you when it's hard. Do not are yet.
Jon? Oh no, no. I think she's already dead. Nice.
Yeah, but Loki is fine. Just hit the health, hit the health. You're going to use this attack speed to secure the health here.
How long does the R last for on me?
It gets reset every time you get a kill. So whenever you get kills, it lasts for longer.
Got it. I was looking at that out of an R, and I actually didn't get a chance at it.
Uh, no, she's too healthy.
Imagine I'm like this, I want to go top. GenC. Imagine you're sitting there and you're in STD.
You do not want to infect somebody that's young and healthy you want to infect somebody that's old and it's going to die
Does that make sense? And it's the same thing with like being a jungler you want to go in on people where it's like free kills, right?
Yeah, got it. How much away to win chat if we get this one
It's like going to the retirement home, right?
Like you're not going to want to kill the random workers there to get their wills, right?
You're gonna want to be the granny's and the grandpa's does that make sense?
Wait, I really is invading. Hold on. Let's go
go for it go for it go for it
the bulls sliding you play right now the bulls taking away your nintendo switch
now you got this shit oh you got one
no no no you can't wait hover off to the side
okay go free wrappers go free wrappers no back up
Yep.
Nice!
There you go.
Yep.
So now you have the Guino, you're going to be good.
So you're going to want to kill the bot side, and then afterwards you're going to pound
the dragon, okay?
Sure bot, play dragon.
Got it.
Yes, sir.
Go ahead.
Yes.
Try five boots, you think?
Or am I good?
At this point, honestly, you're going to want to get steel caps this game.
Got it.
you're going to go wolves and to gromp
this is a win I'm telling you we need to win this fucking game alright
we need to win this fucking game
I'm telling you we got this chat we need to win this fucking game
so what are you going to do now is you're going to play for the wolves and then gromp
the dragon is up in about 35 seconds so we're going to want to look on that okay
on that okay like it's genuinely for us fuck right now
okay now we'll go but go but go but go but go but go but
control E backup
okay go for the dragon so I'm noticing that problem with you is you need to let
your W channel bro. He needs out your W channel.
This is a bit risky. The Avelia could come here.
Should I still go? Yeah, yeah, yeah, just to make sure you're
getting them. Sometimes, big time players make it 4k.
Smite at 1.4k? Nice.
No, no, no, you don't want to fight this.
So I want you to uh, walk to red. Walk to red.
Holy C.S. Mock.
I'm telling you bro, you're fucking destroying this guy.
Like, you're gonna sit there bro, and after this game he's gonna 2-3-sub-2 and fucking moan your name every time he nuts because of how fucking like, Stockholm syndrome he's gonna be. Do you understand me?
He's gonna sit there and be like, oh, Janksy. Janksy.
And then you're gonna sit there and be like dude what the fuck are you doing get away from me fucking weirdo
And he's gonna be like doing that over and over and over again every day for the rest of his life
Do you understand yeah, you know walk mid-mid-mid-mid-mid mid-mid-mid John mid John mid
Bro the drone
John okay, you can go for the fight snow alton and kill the Aralea. Oh
That was really early it should be final press E
Nice.
Another one.
Kill.
Q.
Nice!
There we go, man.
How do I look, uh, you know, not Baron?
No.
You're going to go blue.
I should ask Baron.
Baron.
Ping.
No.
Oh, no, Jayce.
Get away from the Baron, please.
I'm trying to kill your Tristana.
I mean, you need to talk back to me bro while you do the Baron.
Hey Udyr, how's it going?
Oh, Jinx, it's going to be a law force for me if you take that Baron. Please stop doing it.
No Udyr, I have to win this fight to get around to Udyr.
Oh, but Jinx, if you don't win the game, I'll let you win another battle.
okay hey all right hey hey come on bro this bro jc it's a game in the fucking mind set bro
i'm not doing this because i enjoy it
mark okay still caps and then you right click the experimental x flight
now go for the boom here we go go chat if we win this game we are going off with
friends grab your penis grab some motion as long as rates in fossil potential grab
your penis grab some motion throw it on the big screen and tell your girlfriend
to fuck off yes exactly this the next time we are getting bronze my guys this
is where you're gonna do every single one of you right now if you have a
girlfriend I want you to grab duct tape right now and duct tape and iPad to her
head with a screen facing you and then you're gonna put a picture of Jinxie and
And while you have sex with your girlfriend, you're going to nut to the side of Jinxie staring into your soul. Do you understand me?
Uh, Chad, do not do that.
Okay, just one more round.
Walk in this bush? Maybe he's here. Walk in the bush.
Okay. Fight mid.
Im going to defend the Thresh. The Thresh first!
Flash!?
NICE!!!
NICE!!!!!
Q X ve i e e e x ve e e e ee
Q X ve ko ko ko ko ko ko ko ko ko ko ko ko ko ko ko ko ko ko ko ko ko ko ko ko k- neeeee我在
Nice!
Ok!
So we aren't gonna play for this learn.
I feel this, I want you to recall, look on the crab.
So, Jinxie, can I ask you a question?
What's up man, how's it going brother?
Talk to me.
Why are you hosting a fuck-a-fan contest?
I'm not, bro. That's a rumor. We're spread on TikTok.
It's all just brainwrap bullshit. Don't let that shit get in your head, man.
Nothing you see about me in TikTok, any of it is real.
None of it is real.
Oh, wait, I saw someone saying,
Something saying Jinxie loves supporting local orphanages and hospitals. Okay, I guess that's fake too
Okay, so look listen walk to the enemy red buff the enemy red buff the enemy red buff the enemy red buff the enemy red buff now drum
mid
Drum mid because if you see a fight going on you're gonna go for the fight
Oh my god, please kill our our our
Okay, and then after you can walk mid, mid, mid, mid, mid, mid, you see that, that's you,
that's got Jinx's name written all over it.
Kill, Q, Q, E, E, yes, yes, yes!
Good, now mid, push mid, push mid.
Jinx is dominating.
Fucking goddamn radius after that fucking fan contest.
No, that's not a real.
Okay, so now what you're gonna do, you're gonna look for the, for the inner church here.
all my all diddies should I go drag now coach yep so now you're gonna go drag
it
is that anything wrong no I want you to type in all chat the lawn means nothing
to me this is jetties world now
I don't know if I'm comfortable with that, coach.
Wait, Flank is going to die.
Flank is going to die.
I understand, I understand.
Okay, look for the, look for the guan here.
R and then kill, R and kill, R kill, R kill, R kill.
Nice!
I'm going all the way.
Nice!
I'm actually going all the way.
Fucking nice!
Dude, god damn it.
Now that's what he is good.
Dude, Jinx, I'm not even kidding.
I feel these pangs of aggression every time you make a good play.
Like, if you're in front of me, I just start squeezing your body randomly.
Ah, I get Dessons.
Really? Okay.
Top spot clear, start with blue.
You don't want them folk clear.
You're gonna go for the red buff, then you're gonna walk mid.
Got it, yes sir.
And then I could go Scott into Baron?
I know.
Um...
You know what?
No, then you're gonna walk mid it, trust me,
because the enemy team's gonna do something retarded.
Walk mid right now and benefit off of the retardation.
Trust me. Walk mid.
in the bush in the bush that's a way no just walk man
Q nice push mid just push mid and they try fighting you now you can probably
just on the game you might not even have to baron hit the turret hit the turret
yeah just walk up just walk up you need to walk up now I want you to iron killer
I'm a killer I'm an M and kill it on the Glenn the Glenn nice good okay now the
eeei, kill the thrash, kill the thrash, NICE!!!
now walk with the irrelia, kill the irrelia, you motherfucker, YOU FUCKING PIZZA SHITBASTARD
KILL, KILL, NO, NOO, YOU COCKSUCKER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER
ok, hit the turrets, hit the turrets, kill the irrelia, kill the irrelia, kill the irrelia,
E coming up, kill the irrelia, E coming up, nice, nice, nice
why does everybody cook the irrelia man, im so dissapointed for it
I was just getting a little bit too crazy.
Okay, so now buy your dustsons.
This is why you're a one trick.
Let me hit the turret.
Jinx, if you call me a one trick one more time, the only one trick you're going to know about is the roundhouse kick that you're going to get to your tempo and send you into the hell.
Do you understand me?
Yes, sir.
Okay, so now listen on respawn. It is hard to like focus when my coach is saying he's gonna kill me. You're gonna kill me
I mean come on dude. Damn
You're gonna kill me really
Jinxie jinxie jinxie play the game. Yes, jinxie. That should motivate you, bro
I'm saying it to motivate you like do you not care about your life, bro
Do you want your brother to grow up without his brother with him?
then saying I'm gonna kill you should be the ultimate motivation you should thank
me for telling you that bro because it shows you that I care you understand
okay now go for the crab and then look on the barn soon okay I'm gonna want it
all listen if you see the ash on your screen you instantly aren't you cure on
her do you understand me now now aren't you on the ash the ash the ash Q E E E
E E posh posh. Yes. No Q Q Q you to you. No E E E
Auto auto Q nice mark mark the fresh the fresh the fresh nice nice nice
No, the one is on the right inside just pushman pushman
Contest I got a plot
That's your first ever fucking quadruple baby now fucking reap your reward get that fucking nexus now
Wait, yeah, okay. Wait. Yeah, it's kind of fun. I'm not gonna lie. I would not have a little bit of work
No way yes, because that's the thing. He is just about scaling and then going crazy once you scale hit the turrets you can
She were auto auto auto you kill you kill you kill her instantly. She's a fucking little bitch, too
the show. No they can't, I'm here but you're okay. You get a little bit more play time
with your play things. I want you to all chat it up. Say you guys are my dolls and I just
came home from school. That's probably the weirdest thing I ever made you type but I'm
gonna be honest it still hits hard like that's aura
guardian angel blade of the room get 4
so you're gonna break the guardian angel and then you're gonna buy the elixir
of wrath the red one that's new i haven't bought this one yet
so that one gives you damage and it makes you heal off of all the physical
damage that you do yo yee is fun chat i think i'm just a faker of iran bro
i'm not even kidding i carry every game bro am i the faker of iran
You're honestly might be bro. He might be you know what? I think I think fakers the jinxive challenger
Yep, okay, so now look for the dragon
Alright nice now go fucking crazy
But dude yes go keep going
2 it's up in a second jiddy jiddy
okay so now listen i want you to take the dragon and then go mid after the dragon well jiddy
doesn't need the specter okay so now walk mid if they come for you you're gonna
1v5 pen to kill them.
Yo, Walkman.
Pen to kill? First one ever? Here we go.
Mmm, probably not, but you're gonna get a 1v3 triple kill. Just walk at them.
So your order of priority is Ash, then Thresh, then Udyr. Okay?
Got it. Ash, Thresh, Udyr, Ash, Thresh.
What I do if the Ash is hiding?
You're just going on the Thresh, going on the Thresh.
But like, I want you to hold your Q. Oh.
R? R?
Okay, now go in the ash, the ash, the ash, no.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to kill the minion because I'm actually sorry.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Listen, it's okay, it's okay.
It's okay.
So now, this is what we're gonna do, okay?
On our respawn, we're just gonna play it safe and consistent.
We're gonna look for the Baron, and then we're gonna look for the end, okay?
My teams are pinging Baron, but I'm not back for 40 seconds, and they have a brick in their
head.
Yeah, probably, actually. Loki probably.
Coach, I'm actually, like, coach, I'm getting in the sorry.
Oh, I didn't get a Cuban minions, coach, I'm sorry, coach.
I'm telling you, listen, it's fine, because you still got this shit.
Like, this game is still the freest win that you've ever had in your entire life, do you understand?
Yep. Coach, I need to win this, because then I'm one off bronze, and I'll literally pull my cock out, and do a cinema game of all time.
I might have run a fucking 45 seconds for that one.
no 30 seconds you're gonna be okay at this you know
so now what we're gonna do out of base you're gonna look on the red box
no you can't buy it just go to the red box
push the wave top the wave top the wave first top wave
Yes sir
Now go for the red and then after the red you're gonna burn
Uh, I'm ironically yes
why are we alone in the nexus just hit just to the baron you got
trust me
E, no keep hitting it jingsy stop you want to keep hitting it
if you run away for a minute it's gonna kill you
Okay, so instantly after this you're gonna recall by guardian angel. Yep
And then you just walk mid now you on the game now we now now we get a panda. Yep. Oh my god
Because you got hit by the actual
It actually might be it might be
Go in ult ulti now. Ult!
Niiiice!
Did I get it? Wait what? Wait, why didn't I get a pent up? You're you're keeping so high your kills.
I did so much damage though, why didn't...
It's fine, let me just say I'm not okay. I'll get a pent up someday, bro.
You will get your pen to the Sunday, but just not yet. We're all on respawns. We just end on the next menu
Yep snow just wait for the wave and I'll start hitting it and just like that bro
Seven yo, okay, I'm not gonna lie. He might be better than Warwick when he scales. Yes shit
when he scales you actually can't die because you just go invisible and you
kill the switchy people and then you just keep healing okay Jinxie before you
queue up the YouTube viewers are gonna have to migrate to the Twitch stream
now okay I'm gonna end on YouTube I'm gonna I'm gonna end on YouTube and then
we're gonna listen to whatever you want as long as you want for the bronze game
okay yep but before we do before we do right click on the chosen one yep click
What's his view profile?
Yep.
Now do.
Click where it says,
not just three.
No.
Wait,
so he dropped to iron.
He didn't drop to iron yet,
but he's losing all his fucking games.
This piece of shit.
He's lost five of his last six games.
Let's go dude.
Let's actually,
there you go.
It's like, James, see, that's the thing. You always need to have one person that you hate watch because if you hate watch them, then every time they lose, you're going to feel even better about yourself.
So don't ask.
I earned an F plus on the holy shit.
Yo, chat, when he scales, you actually can't die.
You target the squishy people, you go invisible, and you just eq, w, eq, w, r, eq, w, r, eq,
w, r, smite, then eq, w, r, smite, then eq, w, r, smite, then eq, w, r, smite, then eq,
w, r, smite, then eq, w, r, smite.
Okay, thanks, I wanted to open this part and click the link that I just sent.
This is the bronze game, don't ask.
Can I go P before I click it?
Yep, you can go P right now.
All right, and if you want to speak to the chat again, this is a historic moment for the stream, bro.
Okay.
Uh, guys, I need to piss as well, but I'll be back soon. Give me a second.
you
share. Dude, what the fuck? Bro said he had a small bladder, but he's been
pissing for the last like three minutes.
Alright, guys, everyone listen. We need to all clasp our hands in prayer together.
Everybody. Don't mess. This is it, bro. Okay, Jensi. Yes, sir. I have a speech for
you but you need to play that song to give me the background music that I need.
Yes sir.
Are you ready? Yes sir.
Can you hear it?
I can listen.
Jinx say I want you to understand that right now, this is your moment.
It's not about League of Legends.
It's not about your stream.
It's not about riot and it's not even about the killers.
This moment, Jinxie, is about you.
It's about you knowing that you are capable.
It's about you sitting there on your first day of League of Legends, not knowing anything
going on, running it down, not even knowing what the fuck you even click.
everyone laughing about you, about you having the worst experience of your life, but about
you being born to chew again the next day, about you being willing, day in, day out to
learn to become better, to improve, to adapt, to overcome, to improvise. It's about you
You're being able to turn yourself into the version of you that overcomes every obstacle.
The version of you that has always been deep within you.
The version of you, Jainci, that turned yourself into the biggest stream on Twitch.
The version of you that turned yourself into a champion Rainbow Six player.
The version of you that managed to become the one and the biggest thing on TikTok.
It's about you looking everyone dead in the eye and telling them you are wrong about what
I am capable of and showing them just how serious you were about what you were saying.
That when it comes to Jinxie, it isn't just words, it's actions and this action right
now is you chewing up Thread Bronze. It's about you chewing up and hitting a rank that
nobody thought you would hit. That probably not even you thought you would hit. But you
are willing to try and you are willing to learn and you are willing to deal with the
Anger, with the fear, with the ridicule!
And this is your magnum opus.
This is the moment when every single game that you played over the last three weeks has led up to
the game where you show everyone, I am not only Jainci,
That I am a student.
The student of darkness, J.C.
You are receiving the torch that I hand to you.
You uphold the mantle of what it means to be one of North America's greatest one-tricks.
And I know that you will do some crazy fucking show with it, because right now it's a battle for God, Shanksie.
But in a week it'll be a battle for Silver, a month it'll be God!
And by the end of this summer, it'll be Roderick, staring at you with fear in his eyes.
As you not only overtake him, but you dominate him!
Let you destroy them!
And then you speed past them, nothing more than a grip on your radar
As you continue your journey to the heavens
And as emote gets attained, and then diamond gets attained
And then one day master, and then challenger!
That is your story, Jamesy, and the only thing you have to do in every single day is be willing to write another page in it.
Because we already know what the ending of that book is. The only question is, do you have enough ink to get there?
That was one of the most beautiful speeches I've heard in my entire life, man.
But does it amp you up? Does it make you fucking ready for the battle to come?
I'm gonna be honest, I think we need it. Yes, I think it's necessary
Listen right now right now jinx. Yeah, I wanted to I wanted to turn off the music
I'm about to link you my playlist this one is called powerful feelings and this is the playlist that you run
When you're not just looking for hard style, but you're looking for a fucking playlist
That's gonna ascend you to another dimension
Do you think you are worthy to wield this playlist?
Yes. Yes, sir. I'm worthy
I'm worthy then get it the fuck done
All right, powerful feelings right here. Yep, and just let it cue. Yep, right there. Get it on.
Fucking. This is the last one that's left. Right here, right now, Jamesy. And for the last two games,
I wanted to understand that you were chained. You were like me during the LCS broadcast. You couldn't
Say the things you wanted to say you couldn't do the things you wanted to do
But now you're on fucking jettie wick, baby, and when jettie wick gets locked in
Oh, I know you're feeling it in your bones, aren't you?
You know what the fuck you're about to do to the enemy team don't you, Jengzee?
Then let's fucking do it
It's about being willing to lay down your life for your legacy next year, let's do it
now.
And it only gets better until you start on the blue, clear all the way down, talk to
Oh
Remember we don't want to over jump right now. I know right now. Jin see the happiness flowing through you
I know right now. It feels like your blood vessels are
Expanding that they're opening that your brain is receiving information and your body is replicating it
But right now what you have to do is you have to just walk it in focus on your fear
Focus on being the best fucking fear that you've ever seen. I'm going to insist like the drop-offs you're running towards it
Let's go, there you go. Control W. And then you just start clearing. This is all we have
to do right now. Remember, you don't want to use your W while you're clearing. I'm
jinxed to this one and saying I know that right now, the berms are there, but you need
to control them. This is for bronze, bro.
Yes, sir.
Now let's listen to the jab all the fucking folk here occurs.
Now remember, Jensy, when you kill the big one, you're gonna auto-attack all those small
ones once.
You're not going to do multiple auto attacks on them, am I fucking understeady?
NICE!
You're going to plant on the red, and then afterwards you're close.
There you go.
Don't forget to use your Evoid to take on Stamage.
Dang, they're in the epic box. Then afterwards we're gonna work on the Crab here.
Control W.
Alright, now you're gonna have to work on the Crab. Let's go.
Take the Crab. Fucking mod this motherfucker, Jyncey.
You can't contest this pub, and you can't contest the next one either.
If he bites you, you fucking kill him.
You fucking kill him.
If he bites you, you fucking kill him.
You hold Q.
Hold it!
Nice!
God, I don't want to fucking die.
To fucking die.
Chase.
Chase!
You hold your Q again.
Hold it.
Nice!
Recall.
Recall Top God.
Me!
Fucking Christ.
Oh my god, I love this fucking speech. Goddamn it, I love this fucking speech!
Then do the speech proud!
Be deserving of it!
Sylvester Stallone is talking to you, JC.
This speech was for you.
And you.
So you're going to go scuttle, and then drop.
It will beat you to your knees and seat you there permanently if you like it.
you
Okay, so now you're gonna play for the clubs after the clubs, you look on the dragon, okay?
The Rengar is the priorityist Rengar then dragon.
Okay, Jixi, I'm gonna one you to press W now, now, now!
Find the Rengar and kill him! Find him!
Jason!
SNIP HIM OUT!
Smite him! Got it?
Now when you choose up in a second, you're gonna have to hope for a...
Uh...
Press 2?
Fucking hurry!
You fucking piece of shit, hurry!
Okay, so fine.
Yup, you're good, you're good. My bad, my bad!
Fuck fuck fuck!
It's okay, it's okay, listen, listen, it's fucking tough.
I could have told you back off.
I was just expecting that already.
So now what are you gonna do? Listen, I want you to watch this red bug.
Yes! To his red.
To his red.
JC, we're playing the fight on our own.
His fucking doorstep now.
Ignore the dragon.
Go straight to his red.
So now if you get rid of it, and then after the rudder, I want to look on the fuzz.
So when you die, you're gonna go with Raphous and his fuzz, am I understand?
Raphous and fuzz!
I want you to join me, I'm just helping with the calling.
Okay, we're gonna go after now.
Oh, there's Krugs, there's Krugs.
While you're clearing the Krugs, do not use your E.
You can use your Q, but do not E.
You might be 1v2 here.
Press to while you're clear.
Don't, do not, I got it, I'll tell you when to.
Hold Q, hold it.
Okay.
One more?
NOOOOOOICE!
to this to this to the to the on
That should be fine
Okay, so now by your form
So on these one chasing you're gonna start on that you're gonna pull through all the way up you pull clear up
This is something that I would do here
The plane go on the right, bot to top, go there.
Now the reason why gents here are going for the bot to top here is because if you go bot
to top, you can bait on his wrappers.
So we're playing for rein bait on his wrappers, that's our next timer.
I want you to drone bot, I want you to drone bot while you're playing these cards.
Alright, that's fine, we're full carry.
Play up.
Alright, now we're up first.
This goes fucking hard, you're gonna miss this.
Now look for the books
Yes, it's the same pulse that's rising within me
That simple
Whispering their sweet song interiors do you understand
Alright, so now it's Gromp, and then after we're going to look on the Roppers, er, the Grompster.
Don't forget to use your Tiamat.
There you go. Now we go on the Gromp, it's Gromp.
He's right there!
Okay, back up, back up, back up, back up.
Eat?
Nice! Kill! Yes! Yes!
Dude! Best Duke! Best Duke!
Okay, that was a good one.
If that's okay, I'll see you next time.
They make a difference.
Okay, where can we go to bring the rune king? Let's go.
That's you, KC.
If you have no dreams, you are bad.
You understand
The dream is lies
Are you willing to do what it takes to achieve that dream?
Then hear your boss out and then get that fucking dragon
It's fine, you have time to hear your boss out
He won't be able to cure it before you get your ults up, so we're playing through your ults in the tunnel on the dragon
So we need to give it a little bit of time
After this you're going dragon, but I want you to work for a fight on that. Let's walk up
So you did, but the problem is that you just target the wrong person.
Rengar was really low, so you have to play on him.
Hey, Jengse, I want you to skip this song and click the next one after it, then now
Now we are three more.
There you go.
This is what we need right now.
Go to the dragon.
You are a fucking gladiator, James.
Did you understand me?
You're in the fucking arena right now
with tens of thousands of onlookers.
I wanted to imagine the little boy
that you were when you started streaming.
Would you ever have imagined
60,000 people would watch you in prawns in League of Legends?
Would you ever imagine that a stadium, Jinxie?
A fucking stadium!
Of all the burgers!
Would you hear your name?
Then I want you to do them fucking proud
because they could be anywhere, but right now they are here
so you need to give them the fucking performance that they deserve.
Fight!
I want you to try something and go and chase this.
Okay? Look back on the dragon, look back on the dragon. They already backed off, but look back, they backed off.
Remember, we chase as far as until it's not good enough.
So now what are you gonna do?
Yes, you're gonna look for...
GO HEN! GO HEN!
Go for the Sona.
That's your name, Retina.
YES!
THE BLUE!
COME ON!
This is your moment, JC.
Fucking seize the day, bro!
Go put your red buff.
Drop to top, okay?
You're gonna be looking glad to all the way to the top.
Jynxie, I know that so far I've always told you that all of these games are about QN,
what you could accomplish, but I just want you to know that right now, out there, somewhere
in the world, there is one person looking at your journey and you're taking inspiration
There is one person witnessing what you're doing with League of Legends and you're thinking
that maybe they could apply it to their own life.
They're seeing you go through this process, go through rappers.
Day by day, they're watching you get better and burn and they're thinking to themselves
if he can do it, maybe I can too.
There are people out there, JC, where they are relying on you to succeed.
For them this game it means more than you could ever know because if they would ever
think of it for all then maybe they would be able one day to achieve the things that
you have been able to.
So it's not just about agency, it's about a message that is even greater than you.
Do you get that?
It's a message that anything is possible as long as you set your mind to it a
Message that you can overcome whatever circumstances on your life so long as you are willing to put in the work necessary to do so a
Message jing see that you could go from the worst player and iron with not a single
on how anything works to being somebody that dominates consistently and every lobby that they get inside of!
Now play for this hero and after the hero that I want you to look up at
and just allow the new system to go right back.
You're going to want to finish your titanic hydro first.
You have enough gold for the titanic hydro.
It's in the commonly belt, 2100.
This is the song we needed, go to the quads.
This is what we need to hear right now.
The people that are living their dreams are fighting winners to attach themselves to.
The people that are living their dreams are the people that know that if it's going to
We're gonna play on the Raptors here. After Raptors, we're gonna look for the topside soon.
You didn't see that was you when you were doing with Moda and he was running you down every game. You just didn't come through, do you understand me?
And now you're about to see him show everybody that when you're a run, you're capable of
more than anyone to the top possible.
Alright, after this, I want you to run to the top and then you're going to maybe end
You're gonna want to steal all their comps, like...
Now go for the clubs, you're gonna saw in the clubs.
You're gonna go clubs, red, and then, uh, rafters.
Alright, get the red rafters and rafters, the rafters.
It's not over until I win!
If you're gonna look up the rafters after this you're gonna pay on the giant.
We're playing it safe and consistent.
We don't need to overplay right now.
We just gotta keep doing what we're doing.
I'll tell you to go on if I see an angle for it.
Just look towards the dragon.
That's WNR now.
WNR now.
Nice!
Hurt Q!
E!
Flash!
Flash him!
You won all of this!
This is you!
Back of the go dragon.
Back of the go-jag, back of the go-jag.
Until you win.
Genesee, can I just ask you one question, man?
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Who the fuck is here?
Who is witnessing?
Greatness!
I submit to your lies and front of my eyes!
Who is watching history be made?
YAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
I want you to sit back in your chair and I want you to watch the animation that plays
in 35 seconds.
I want you to sit with every emotion that you have in your body right now and I want
you to just sit back and let the biggest smile that you've ever had overtake your face.
You can turn off the hard cell now.
And I want you to just realize that you just did something here today.
Open your league client.
Open your league client now.
Fast.
You're going to miss it if you don't.
Wait.
Three, two, one.
People said I was going to quit in the first day.
People said it would be like giving a caveman a can of soda.
I would give up instantly. Now I'm brown's four.
It's so beautiful. It's so beautiful. It's so gorgeous.
Now you know what you have to do, Jinxie.
Later tonight, yes.
But if you really want to ascend and you're right of passage as a league player, you're
going to screenshot that screen.
High VICE is going to get you an image of the promoted to Bronze 4.
Go back into the valid High VICE and take the screenshot of promoted to Bronze 4 please.
High-fives go back into the bar and take a screenshot of when it's time to promote a debonce for all of us.
Dantes, here's what's gonna happen.
I'm listening.
Every time I'm ever close to a rank, whether it's silver, let's say I'm bronze one.
Or it's gold, let's say I'm silver one.
Or it's platinum, let's say I'm gold one.
We're just gonna do fucking marathons and we're not gonna stop until I rank up or kill myself in game
And before you know it
I'll be the newest challenger to ever start the game
Do you want to hear something crazy jingsy?
Yes, hi guys, that's a beautiful screenshot by the way. God. I love you. Hi guys
Wow, that's fucking beautiful. I was you done good, son
Now have I sent that to me in disco games, please? Thank you
There are only three more of those screens separating you and Ludwig.
And the craziest thing, Jengzi, as you learned it today, the only thing it took wasn't you.
Vod reviewing or doing anything crazy.
It was you just playing, bro.
That's all it took.
And if you just play, I'm telling you,
you're going to be able to do shit
that nobody thought was possible.
Have I sent it to me and discord the ms please?
Yo, don't ask.
What's up, Jynxie?
I'm going to become challenger.
I know you will.
It's like made enough in my mind that I'm just going to become a challenger.
And I'm telling you, this is the thing.
You genuinely can be.
As long as you're sitting there and you're actually listening to the things I'm telling
you, as long as you're actually trying to actively incorporate it in your games, and
as long as you're actively logging games and playing games, you will be challenger.
There's not a doubt in my fucking mind.
Thank you, man.
And I'm just going to, I'm going to pass you, I'm going to pass title one, and I'm going
to go for a fake as well.
I just, I found it, Ralph.
This is a, I haven't enjoyed a game this much since I started playing Rainbow Six Siege.
that was 11 years ago, or 10 years ago.
I'm gonna fuck everyone in the ass in this game.
If you QNA servers in your jungler,
just prepare to be ganked wide open
in your little rectum.
I'm going to run this fucking region, bro.
I'm gonna be gonna run this region.
Like, there's something about this game
where it's like earlier today,
like that Kane or Kayle, whatever her name is, Kayle,
I literally wanted to like put my hands on her or him.
Sorry, not her.
I wanted to put my hands on that game player,
but I didn't allow it to overcome me.
And three hours later I was gone.
Yeah.
And that's what I told you, bro.
That's why even me, I woke up this morning,
I lost three in a row.
And it's like by the end of tonight,
either I'm gonna break even
or there's never gonna be a coaching again
because I'll be swinging from the ceiling fan.
But one of those two things is going to be true.
And all it takes is you being willing to queue up
for the next game to make it a reality.
Yes, bro.
And how many days do you have to get challenger
because I didn't commit about feeding the shit out of you?
Including today?
Yes, bro.
Four.
Okay.
So you need, you have four days to get challenger.
How many wins do you need?
Because I will beat the ever living fuck out of you if you don't get challenged about this.
I gave you one of those.
Probably like 12.
Yeah, so you need to get to work like now.
But before, before I get off, I need to hate watching you do it and FaceTiming.
Yep.
I'm telling you, this is going to be the highlight of your day, bro.
Yeah.
Just hate watching everyone while getting your own wins in.
Turn off the stream.
We don't want to ruin the moment.
Have I send it in Discord so I can tweet it please?
Just send it to me in the Discord VMs and then I can tweet it.
Thank you, I appreciate you.
All right, Jency, get some rest bro, you aren't dead.
What should my Twitter caption be, Dantez?
God is good or challenge or soon or it's not over until I win.
What should it be, bro?
How about this?
At Ludwig, I'm coming for that ass.
No, no, how about this?
How about just this one's for all the people that said I'd never be able to do it?
Any emoji?
You don't need an emoji, Jinxie.
The message is in the screenshot.
So, contest.
I just want to say, bro, you have been one of my favorite human beings that I've ever
met in streaming in my entire life bro. Like if it wasn't for you man and I'll put this on my life.
If it wasn't for you Don Tess, there's a zero percent chance I would have played
League for a month straight. But you made the game so much more fun than the game actually is bro.
We genuinely recommend. I'm going to be honest with you Jingxi.
You did the same for me but with streaming instead. Like it's not a joke when I say that.
I genuinely think that if it wasn't for all this, I wouldn't even be streaming anymore.
I was actually planning on like taking a big step back like a few days before.
You actually hit me up for coaching the first time.
So, you know, it's like just know that whatever was I did for you, you did it for me, but
a thousand times over.
God, that is a beautiful fucking message, man.
Well, Donch has, you got to get to work, bro.
You gotta get challenger.
I'm about to, I'm literally probably gonna
jerk off to this bronze screen
and then I'm gonna get right back
to the chopping block tomorrow.
Sounds good to me, bro.
It's time for the silver grind now.
And Ludwig, I'm coming for that ass.
You said I'd never hit, you said I'd never pass you.
You called yourself, what was it, an unreachable
or reaching the end of the universe?
That's what you said.
That sentence is gonna live with me
for the rest of my life.
Ludwig, I'm coming for that ass, boy.
And in game, out of game, I don't care about it.
You let a fire under my anus, bro.
All right, John Tess, get to work,
get your challenger.
I assure you, I'll have a good one.
Peace out, John Tess, peace out, bro.
Bye, dude, bro, have a good night.
Of course, it needs you.
Wow, wow.
Yeah, bro, like I actually mean this when I say this, bro,
and I'm not bullshitting or kidding around.
If I if you guys never told me because the first day I played league
You guys were literally or the second day I played league you guys were literally spamming me to play with Don't us
Never met him before never spoke to him before
Literally like one of the funniest and just fun human beings
I've ever met if I never met Dante's I probably would have quit league in the first week of the game
I'm not kidding because he didn't make the game overly serious or overly boring
he just was made it really fun.
And because I was able to put a month into the game
and learn the basics,
I was able to get to Browns, literally.
Like, I've met so many people that streaming, bro,
like God says is one of my favorite human beings
I've ever met.
Like it's actually, if it wasn't for him, bro,
I would have quit me in the prior to first week.
But yeah, I'm gonna get off, bro.
Eight hours stream tomorrow.
We're gonna try to go live early, early as we can.
watch party RLCS with on a pixel and squishy.
After that, yeah, yeah, we're gonna raid down test.
After that, we're gonna watch party RLCS
with on a pixel and squishy.
And then I think we might do a Forza horizon stream.
And Monday, dark mall cosplay.
Guys, everybody go watch down test, go follow down test.
He's on the grind to challenger.
If he doesn't get challenger in four days,
he's gonna fly to Florida
I'm gonna beat the shit out of him.
That's not a joke.
That's gonna be what's gonna happen.
So he has four days to get challenger,
chat, love y'all boys, man.
Have a beautiful fantastic day.
God first, God bless.
And in case I don't see you.
Good afternoon.
Good evening.