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I told y'all boys I'd be alive! I told y'all boys I would not miss!

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Bro, I didn't even shower!

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Swalla, I did not shower! I'm wearing the same shirt as yesterday!

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We're not a part timer!

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Dude, my chair smells like donkey suit or shite.

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Chad, what is good, y'all?

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Yo, yo, yo, legitimately what is good?

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You dirty ass motherfucker, yep.

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Yo, Chad, you missed?

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What did I miss?

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You missed it?

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You missed the announcement.

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They said 1 PM.

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What do you mean I missed the announcement?

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Wait.

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Wait.

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Oh, now this guy's going-

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I miss the-

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WHAAAAAT?!

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They serve my PM!

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I literally didn't even shower for this. I missed the in that

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Barrage is full. They go to the high find to be have a clip right here. Oh my fucking god, bro

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Do we have a clip? I bet you guys have driven some great. No

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No, no, I missed the announcement. Are we dead ass?

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Go back into the Vod three minutes. I missed the entire and I

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wait no no wait oh my god oh my god lacking yo I just missed this they said

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one pm I would love to talk with you get lucky I have important news but you

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can't tell us chat for extra lore I filmed this in my bathroom before I

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I showered and before I doomed.

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So, man.

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What I don't do to be more.

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After all, I've been absolutely dominating Platinum Lop.

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He's been rockin' me for far too long.

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Chad, is this true or false, bro?

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I feel like I have been running Platinum... Platinum One for sure.

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Oh, no.

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And I went to rockin' me, and asked for a greater challenge.

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They came back to me and said, starting this summer,

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Anyone who beats me in a match of Rocket League can earn a jinksy custom chair topper and a jinksy custom decal.

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We're gonna kick-

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CHAT!

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Who's beating me, realistically, bro?

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Yo, CHAT!

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Who is beating me, realistically?

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With a top-secret 3d3 creator tournament, but the thing is no one's gonna earn any items

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I'm the Zen of Platinum

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Yo chat listen bro, listen

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Lee checked weather chat. Oh my god

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We got a our own fucking rocket league

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fucking skin decal chair topper I'm pretty sure an anthem that says basal

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right bro W fucking rocket league man chat I have like not even a question I

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have to hit diamond next season in my decal if I don't I'm a fucking loser

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Bro, I'm a fucking loser, man

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Bro, I wish I seen it live, but I literally I went live like a

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Minute after it got announced or like 30 seconds after got asked

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But chat tell me that isn't like yo, bro

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Genuinely bro legitimately shout out to Rocket League man for real like this shit is insane to be in a video game

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The only other time this happened was on Siege, bro to be in a video game W Rocket League man

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for real. Insane, bro. Insane in the membrane. Insane. Got no brain.

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Now, chat, we're going to watch some RLCS with Squishy.

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We have a peak fucking matchup too. Zen is playing against SSG.

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I'm pretty sure this is top four. I think I'm pretty sure ever

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win this goes to grand finals. Am I speaking? Chat, am I speaking?

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But yes, bro. Chat, to get the, um, to get the Jinxie Rocket League skin,

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I'm pretty sure this is how it works

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So it's like an infected thing. It's a cool-ass idea

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To get the skin you don't have to buy anything

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All you have to do is beat me in Rocket League and then I think if you beat anyone who has the decal

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You just immediately get it. I think that's how they said it's gonna work

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So like it's gonna be like an infected thing where it just like thousands of people will get it like every like hour or something

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Do you know what I'm saying? Which is fucking sick, bro genuinely shout out to rocket league, bro insane

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Jack if y'all didn't know this I didn't even notice rocket league is my

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Most streamed game this year in 2026 crazy. It makes sense though because we started in January, bro

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So yes, bro, yo shout out to rocket league man legitimately like bro when rocket league reached out to me about

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Like giving me a skin in the game or like a decaddle the game. I was like, what the fuck? Yes, bro

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So yeah, W rocket League man for realsies insane, bro

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Literally insane. We are about to call squished Dale bingo in five minutes and we're watching

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Zen versus SSG now chat squishy told me in the phone, bro

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He said then it's gonna win this fucking major. He said that it's gonna win this fucking major

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I should probably have mine. How do I do the code stream thing?

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Let me refresh

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Chad, how do I do the coast string thing?

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Show the skin.

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Wait, have they showed the skin yet?

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I don't want to show it.

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I don't want to leak it.

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Chad, did they show the skin in the commercial or no?

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They might show it today.

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I actually don't know.

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I actually don't know.

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Guys, the skin is fucking sick.

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But my favorite thing is the chair topper.

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Wait, I don't even know if I'm supposed to say this.

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Wait, did they say that?

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Oh my God.

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They showed it?

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Wait, did they actually show it?

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Chad, did they actually show it?

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Wait, did I leak it?

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No, no, no.

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It's your skin anyways.

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Decal and chair.

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Okay, guys, the Rocket League chair topper, which you get with the decal.

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Again, you do not have to buy it. I think you literally just have to beat anyone who has the decal

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It'll start off with just me having it and then the first person to beat me because I'll just play pubs the whole day

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The first person to be Neil get it and then anytime somebody beats anyone with the decal they get the whole thing

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I think that's how it works. Um

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And which I'm gonna call it the chair topper is my chair, bro

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It is literally fucking sick. It is literally sick, bro. Like legitimately sick. I'm not gonna lie, bro

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It is fucking fire. Hi, guys speaking of cars, bro. We have to set up forza horizon six man. Hi guys

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I saw Odeh Schnitzel streaming it today. He literally was just tweaking with the wheel for an hour straight

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Hi, guys, I gotta do a forza stream like this week

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But it is chat

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RLCS Paris major, whoever wins this, I think those two finals.

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Chat, correct or incorrect?

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No chat.

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We're doing a force of stream this week.

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High vibes.

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Send me the link of what I need to buy, bro.

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And then I'll set it up.

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Well, I'm not going to lie.

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I'll be my brother will set it up because I don't have the brain cells for that.

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But my lights aren't even out of my room.

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Chat, I didn't shower.

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Go into yesterday's Bob.

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This is the only time this ever happened.

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Go into yesterday's vod. I'm wearing the exact same shirt as yesterday. I didn't shower. Am I a disgusting sack of shit, bro?

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Get it ass. Ew, ew. Look, look, look. Guys, go to yesterday's vod, right? Watch this.

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I'm just a sinner. Who already blew his shot?

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Chat, look, look, look, look, look. Videos?

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What's up, Los?

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Wait, wait, wait, wait.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Check it out.

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Look, look, look.

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Yesterday's bad, right?

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21 hours ago.

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Same shirt.

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Same shirt.

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Same shirt.

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Same shirt.

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Yo, Chad, I'm not even kidding when I say this.

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I'm a loser.

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I would have had time to shower chat,

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but I played a game of League this morning

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because after we watch RLCS,

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we are not allowed to get off of the stream

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until we reach bronze.

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And I know Don Tess is gonna be proud of me

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when I tell him that I didn't shower.

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I know Don Tess is gonna be proud of me

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when I tell them I didn't shower.

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True, I know.

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Jack, I didn't shower.

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I can smell you from here.

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World cup song.

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Did you get the piss bucket?

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Yo, Harry, no, I didn't get the piss bucket.

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My coach is probably gonna be disappointed with me.

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YouTube, I'm already live in YouTube.

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YouTube, by the way, we're gonna be watchers

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because I wasn't live on YouTube yet when I watch this.

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YouTube, look at this.

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YouTube, look at this.

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Wait, have I put up the clip again?

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Sorry, I'm a sack of literal human manure

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and I deserve to be slapped in the face.

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High-vives, high-vives, high-vives, high-vives.

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Re-put up the clip, sorry, sorry.

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Guys, about to watch Zen in two minutes.

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When am I gonna call Squishing, actually?

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You know what, YouTube?

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If you guys wanna watch the Rocket League,

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Jinxie, skin announcement, bro, what you call?

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Go back into the Twitch bot.

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All right, chat, let me call Squishing.

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20 seconds of the game time, mod's on predictions, SSG vs Vitality, who do you got?

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I can show the lights in my room.

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Hello?

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Yo!

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Hey, how you doing bro?

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Squishy, I didn't shower.

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Alright. Hey, sometimes you have to hang loose bro.

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Squishy, I didn't fucking shower man.

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You missed the announcement bro?

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No, I was one minute late to the announcement.

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For the playoffs.

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Bro, Squishy, I told you.

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I told you they told me one and they did that 1258. Yeah

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I did my set up I didn't I did it shower bro. It was a little ahead of schedule a lot of series were a little quicker than that

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I took out the trophy. I got a Thomas life. Appreciate them coming back. Okay, so squishy

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What's going on in this major man? We tuned in at like the best part, bro. I literally rode. Oh my fucking god

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That's the stadium they're playing in holy shit. It's in France. I think we're in pairs from this one

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Um, so this is to make the quarterfiles not the semis. This is for top six

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Okay, so they're gonna go from six to one in one day tomorrow

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Like tomorrow's top six all getting knocked out in a day or yes, yeah

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Now you're right. Yeah, so today we went from eight teams to six teams only but there's an upper bracket

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Where two teams already qualified for the top four.

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It's a weird system.

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But like this, this is elimination by the way.

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So whoever loses is out here.

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So we could lose then, but I don't think so.

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I think they're gonna win this thing.

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I don't know.

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Yeah, you told me before you think Zen is gonna win

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this major, why did it feel so squishy?

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I mean, they've looked like the best team online in Europe.

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But KC actually beat them in this event.

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KC was actually EU four going into this.

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And if I tell you it was EU one, but they lost to KC.

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So we'll see, man.

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I don't know.

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Wait, KC was the EU4?

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Weren't they like the best team in Europe?

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They kind of fell off last little bit.

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Yeah, remember Gentlemates on the one last major?

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Against my team in the finals?

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Yeah, so Gentlemates had a really good split.

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They finished top two, I think.

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For real, Cs.

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Oh, here's the whole bracket right here.

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KC beat Gentlemates, 4-1, holy shit.

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Yeah, KC looked incredible to Savannah, dude.

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I'm not going to lie, but Tiers playing crazy.

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SR is already in the semis.

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Yo, chat.

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Oh my god.

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Oh yeah, Energy's out, bro.

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Energy's out.

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Wait, what?

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What?

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Look, they lost a fury of Brazilian team.

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Buss!

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And then they lost a city yesterday, too.

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Wait, so is this the last game of the day?

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Yeah, they're last game, last game.

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Best of seven.

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A little bit.

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Oh, it's best of seven.

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I don't know.

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I think game one is going to be.

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Dude, I'm glad it's Zen, bro.

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That actually worked out perfect.

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Talty is a 90% chance.

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Yeah, I know.

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I think game one is going to be.

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Dude, I was sweating Zen to win the last major.

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I hope he wins this one.

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It's in France.

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It's kind of cinematic, if he does.

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Dude, the last major Vitality going into that was not a contender at all.

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You believed in them.

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Like, they were really not a contender.

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And they made the final.

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Yeah, they got top two.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Bro, so wait, is Gentleman out?

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Or no, no, they're in.

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They're in.

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They're in.

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Right?

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Um, see if that's enough.

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Gentleman out.

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Another end still.

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They're in still.

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They lost the KT, so they just dropped down the Lord back in.

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But there was so much kind of bad blood that felt like it was established at that event.

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Yeah, NRG had their worst result ever this event.

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And it didn't feel like they're even playing bad other teams just peak

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That's it head to head between the two is actually how was the the season major game and exciting

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It was kind of depressing bro. It was depressing stop it lost dude

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Yeah, I heard it in loss

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I heard that ambi had like a crazy game like 21 kills or something

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Ambi had the best game in our six history in pro league yet a 20. Oh, that was the great it like the best performance

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Yeah, the best individual kill to death ratio performance in like 11 years of siege in pro league insane

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So yeah, when she like that happens you're kind of just destined to lose I guess

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Yeah, that would be like someone in rocketing scoring eight goals in a single match or something

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Here we go, here we go Zen walk out Zen walk out. Yeah

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The number one team from the EU!

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The number one team from the EU!

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The number one team from the EU!

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Okay, this atmosphere is sick!

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Holy shit!

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Bro!

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And they're French, bro, so it's just peak.

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It's just peak.

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Are they all French?

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That'll be...

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This is the only one that's not in Spanish, but...

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I mean, dude, Zen is like fan favorite, and they're in France, I don't know.

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bro i think zen is the most loved pro bro, in pro and fudgy

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zen is pretty cute man

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dude, oh my god, this crowd is insane

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did i shoot it like a football match bro, like literally

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i was gonna say, i would assume in rocket league squishy, like it's so fucking big in europe,

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like so big

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Yes, yes, it's kind of the closest game to like sort of FIFA in a way.

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You know what I mean?

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Dude, so like KC fans, Vitality fans and Devon Mates fans,

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they purchase like entire sections of the arena and they show up with drums and flags.

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They have like chance together.

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It's great. That's why it's so loud.

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Bro, you'll see it.

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I forgot to tell you at the, dude, at the Sidemen charity match,

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I met a Squeezie who I think owns Gentleman's.

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I'm not even kidding. Yes. Yeah, I know before the game. He's like, bro. Why the fuck were you cheering against my team?

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Because I was cheering for oh that team. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they love rocketing bro. Yes, they love it

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Oh my god, okay, okay, we fucking go

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Okay, it's best of seven chat. Oh, yeah

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You know how last major you're saying like exotic like Zen Intel exotic top playing good

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All that like to electronic looks good. Yeah.

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It looks good.

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Can't see the ground ball.

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I like that 10.

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I like that 10.

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19.

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What?

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That's funny.

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He's such a young buck, chat.

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Squishy, what age has lost the Rockies?

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19, Loki.

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What?

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Loki, Loki.

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But I think it's getting a little higher now.

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I think maybe 20.

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But like 19.

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They're getting there.

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It's kind of crazy.

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But yeah.

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So if you're a 19, people are washed in rockety, like washed.

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Okay, not like washed, like Zenon's still be good for like three more years,

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but he probably won't be like the best player in the world much longer.

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You know, I think he can do it.

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No, no, no, I love that. I think he can do it, bro.

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It's Pascal's time.

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The booing, the booing.

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Oh my God, they're booing.

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Oh yeah, NA, bro.

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Dude, this is actually like a football match.

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They're booing.

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They're bullying only shit! They're bullying the fuck out of them!

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They're doing the fucking the dodgeball thing dude.

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Oh the fucking yeah yeah yeah!

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They're like pipe top shit.

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Yeah yeah yeah. That's actually funny.

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So this kid in the front, remember the kid I told you like retired to be a doctor at 14?

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Yeah.

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That's him. He came back.

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He's actually like a master.

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Did he say he became pro at 12 or something or 13?

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Yeah, yeah, and he retired it for the tires of six months and he's like fuck it. I'm coming back for a while

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Oh my god, yeah, it's like 15 16 7 7

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Okay, so we need gender we and everybody love the fucking

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They weren't bored when that movie came out, but I think white Goodman would approve the purple cobra is coming out

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Dude, you're right. That's all not interpret. It was white goodman

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I just want you to be uh

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The decal and stuff bro. That's actually sick. Dude. I know bro. They've never you know, they've never done that for anybody

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Like a single person never done nothing actually really cool

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It's like an infected thing like yours. Oh, I do I know it's sick dude. Do you think it'll make its way to the highest rank?

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So the bro, I think

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My god, it's actually a good question. Wait what that is a good question. I think it might right?

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I think I think bro squishy when they asked me about like oh, do you want to have this guy's blue kiss to the camera?

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They're like, oh, do you want to have a skin in Rocket League? I was like, yeah, what the fuck?

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Of course, yeah

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Okay, this guy's best major result is me. Oh, he's new he's new he's Brazilian player

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Not it's like all the the dance that I talked to you. They love you. They've actually love you

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They love that you play bro squishy at next season

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I don't know if I'm gonna be able to get it this season because I'm playing with Bob

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He's been emptying the fuck out of my games

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I've got I don't know what it is something awakened in me where I actually been playing better, bro

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I've been playing better. Yeah, you gotta say cap

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That probably helped. I'm not gonna lie bro switch it up. Is that true?

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You switch right? Yeah, switch it up. He's made it 20 times

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Because of frames man, I really need to do

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And input like there's a little bit input like also in my game, there's a randomly crap

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What's gonna use walk I think I think

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Oh my god

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Chad look at Zen

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That's crazy

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Yeah, 500 a match is crazy

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Like the average is insane

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I think a good player usually is like 420 maybe 440

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Chad, okay

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This is sick bro

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They're literally like booing the fucking NA team

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Like these guys are locked bro

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Yeah

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They're gonna be dead silent with NA scores

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Like it's so funny

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They kill me here for the French Zen

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They're gonna go for those aerial shots

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They're gonna go for those aerial shots

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They're gonna go for those aerial shots

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They're gonna go for those aerial shots

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They're gonna go for those aerial shots

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Go for those aerial turbo. You've been 10 scores the crowd's gonna like fucking over up there. Yeah, yeah

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Yo, how do I close stream?

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Like like like in our six I was able to close stream in it like there's a little button right it clumps all the viewers together

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I don't know um

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Oh, I see that but I guess they don't have the option. It's not knock. It's not knock stop

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No, I know what you're talking about last major they had it. I don't really know

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What is it changing

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It just clumps all the views like everyone that's watching the event gets clumped into one thing

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Yeah, oh, I see it helps the view count of the string. Yes

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They like I think they require you to do it on our six, but on rock. They don't really

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I'm not gonna lie, she starts at 8.

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But, tomorrow starts at 8 in the morning.

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Seriously, let me check, let me check, let me check, but, One said he's down to watch

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semis and finals with us.

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One, wait, wait, wait, wait, One, One puts the watch bragging league with us tomorrow.

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Well, I messaged him yesterday and he's like, I'm down to watch Sammys and finals.

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What? What?

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That would be peak.

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Okay, yeah, that would be fucking hilarious. I love O'Neil Schnitzel.

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Okay, dude.

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So, it starts at 8, yeah, so, but you could skip the first two if you really want, and we could just watch the Sammys and finals together.

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But it would suck to miss if Xen get, no, he's not going to get knocked out though, Miha.

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No, I thought, well, yeah, he's not going to get knocked out. And they play Man City, that was E5.

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If they win this, they have a good bracket.

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Yeah, let's take it to 5 gifted.

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Okay, so what is what you can watch semis and finals then he's actually what time semis it or will you not know because the

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No, I can see it. I can see it. It's a it'll be around 10 30

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Okay chat should we start streaming at 10 a.m. Tomorrow

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Should we start bro? I love the EU major because of the EU crowd, but my god the time zones cook me man

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Yeah, I do worlds will be peak and that's and that's NA. So if you want to watch that

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Yeah, yeah, when it's built, was she in like September something like 20th or something?

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Bro, I've said this a hundred times chat the best

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Esports to watch for sheer entertainment is Rockety because it's so simple and it's so exciting

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When it's an overtime and there's fucking it's three to three or if it's a tie game and there's zero seconds left

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And they're fucking bawling it like Rockety is the best esports watch. I said it's a thousand times yet

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The reason why Siege isn't that good to watch is like the last minute of Siege rounds are peak, but all the build up is just so boring.

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The dead time in between rounds, all the build up, the prep, the drone phase, nobody does anything for two minutes.

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Look at the desk, by the way. All about talent.

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Wow. No one even believes that. I think she's good, by the way. They're actually massive. I think they won a regional this split.

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They beat an RG and go.

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It's going to be tough.

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Dude, so One actually is going to watch

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Semi's tomorrow, Squishy.

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Yeah, he said he's down, bro.

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Hold and shit.

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Chat, that'll be generational.

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OK, I have to be up there.

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Favorites in the world, favorites in chat as well.

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And they've got some of the best players to ever get.

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Bro, a match between finals between Kasey and Vitality

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in France.

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Oh my god.

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So Kasey Vitality playing the Semi's,

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if Vitality wins this.

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That's all he has.

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But it could be Mate's, it could be Mate's Vitality,

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Which is actually peak again like it could be a rematch and they're in France. Those are the two biggest

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Jinksy put my jersey on bro. Mio. I'm a Zen fan too, bro

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SSG for two years Francis is that you

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Francis that you Mio

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Okay best of seven

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Yeah, this team this SSG team is very technical like very mechanical

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Yeah

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Exotic like I said watch out for exotic things because he's actually playing crazy

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Wait till it's in scoring

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I don't know the same just there that is capitalized if there's an opening

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So they randomly just kind of primed out at the last major and kept momentum going, huh? Yeah, I mean

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Like I said, you're saying lost major you're saying like like then these help if teammates aren't helping him

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They're helping him a lot now like they're playing really good

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Oh my god, I love it. Oh my god

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I love every time Sam has the ball I literally get a rouse. He's so fucking good at fucking rocket league

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SSG's team looks like their average age is like 16.

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Yeah, they're so young.

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They're all newer players.

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Wait, so why do you see you have to be 18 to be a pro, but in rockin' you need to be 16?

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It's the shooting aspect.

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Like, it's not, uh, the killing, you know.

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Yo, was that a triple tap?

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Oh my god, yes.

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Oh my god.

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That is like insane.

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Was that a triple tap?

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Yeah.

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You got a reset? So you had a flip there.

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Yeah, he would have scored. He actually chose not to shoot the pass net.

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A triple cap assist? What is he on, bro?

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What is he on?

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Yeah, he's so off.

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What the fuck?

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I think it's A-districted because of the...

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Oh my god, sand again.

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Two exes, he's getting literally moped.

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Everybody seems like tally faking out particularly NRG this year. They do like to go for a lot of mind games

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Yeah, I was in a one-way one eventually where they saw it a minute ago

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No, that's not going anywhere

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Yeah

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like too strong everyone's defense is too good

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yo holy shit

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is that hatchwick or skizzy?

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i think it might be yeah

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skizzy is actually having an insane tournament

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oh my god they're coming so long

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at some point he's better than zed

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maybe at some point

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this is good

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they're gonna win bro i have a feeling

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another one

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Another one. Yo, it's four. Oh my god

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Uh

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Four goals in two minutes me home

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So it's the ambi record, but you just said the anything remember eight goals. Yeah

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I've been like somebody scoring eight goals in a match

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Imagine

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Heard you on the platform

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Yes, I won my suit. Literally two days ago. I won my

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Literally felt like my first ever

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Uh, my max.

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Ha ha ha.

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Yo, that's not, you're, you played so many tournaments, bro, you played very much.

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Yeah, I'm like, I'm like 1 for 60.

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I'm retired now.

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Now I'm retired.

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Now I gotta do that.

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I'm gonna go.

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I doubt it would be cheap.

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I think I saw a sweet end Zwink got that one.

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And I'm walking like, did you know he played?

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Bro, he's down low to the games for that tournament like months ago, most of the games.

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Yeah.

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Zwink bought me, chat.

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What?

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It started the game later than me.

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What?

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Mom.

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Oh my god.

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I mean...

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Bad job, bad job.

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It's over.

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Dude, they're getting booed.

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They're kissing boo.

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How do you even win this, man?

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It's actually really hard.

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I'm not gonna lie.

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I think that makes a massive difference

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having the crowd support.

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No, 100%.

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Literally 100%.

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Have you ever done like a show match on Siege?

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Like on stage

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No, I've never been on a stage

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I've never been on a major before

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Really?

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No, never. I still don't like traveling them up

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Yeah, no, I'm just saying

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They do have stuff all the time, like in Rocksley

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They have like creators who like show match on stage

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and so they know the danger the SSG possesses we talked about the one-sided

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match dude he's so threading on the ball like it's actually kind of insane

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that's didn't even be like an opportunity but it's kind of

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makes it work. Wait. Wait. They're going to need some of that from him. Nah, this game

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is fucking over. If SSG scores three goals in a minute chat, about to get this up to

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the chat. Three goals in a minute. I'll get a fucking ass dash. I don't even remember

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last time at the Regal like come back happen really

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I mean thinking about how soon it is they have four goals in a minute

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Oh my god, Zen is so cute

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out to you completely suffocating them high up in the bitch

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no boosts available in the midfield and it's all I can't see the way

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I wanted to get Zen for the naster too

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and he's just he's there with him in the air

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he has happened to take the ball but couldn't quite catch that out in the midfield

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nice Zen

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dude this game is over man

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oh yeah we're not getting vitality looks even better bro

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it looks good dude and apparently there's a major update happening more

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I don't even know what it is, but there's an update that's happening. You know when you get demoed. It's like a random like that you spot on

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That will literally make rock me like zero RNG, but you die you pick the side

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Even when it's four to one listen to the crowd

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Oh my god

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for fucking SSG.

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Yeah.

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Dude, look at Zen, bro.

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This control of the crowd.

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Dude, every game that's ever been played in Pro League would be different if that respawn

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choice existed before, like every single one.

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Kind of insane.

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It's a massive chance.

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This crowd is fucking awesome, dude.

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Oh my god.

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Just do every major in fucking Paris, bro.

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Holy shit.

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It was a doodle door.

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Yeah, they've been asking for a French crowd like this for ever because I think France is the biggest support in Rockin' Red now.

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Yes, yeah. They have the best players and the best teams.

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Those three Orcs like KC, Gentleman and Vitality have such an insane fan base. They just follow the player all the way.

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I mean probably probably low though, but like probably

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I think there's 3,000 I mean I think there's at least one

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They're in France

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They're doing chance. Oh my god. Yeah, it's kind of look at me. It's hot in Jersey, bro

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This is the alters is the vitality ultra that section the Hornets is called the building

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I mean, oh my god

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That's what I was saying, so you see the left side of the screen, they're jumping up?

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That's the golden hornet's ultra, so the org basically buys out that section of the stadium

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and they just support the team and they're just like, lost in only supporting Bota out

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of here.

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right after the opening minute all right chat let's see if xsg has any fight in them today

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my tally hat well defended cycle double but a controlling one from xan

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nope xan's on that check xan is on that check me huh he's locked bro yeah oh my god you're

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You see that? He's seen this!

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Yes, this is dangerous right now, see where it is.

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It's busy!

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Must be.

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Who won the siege major by the way?

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Um...

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Which McCallibate?

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Uh...

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Do you want a squirt steam?

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Darkseer, Darkseer, I'm not...

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Oh, Darkseer. Wow.

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Was that unexpected?

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Yo, Rocket League's in the chat, man!

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What's up, Rocket League? Yeah, uh, what's it called?

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Um, yeah, they were not, they were not supposed to win, I don't know.

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They were not, like, a top 3 or 4 team.

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Which is kind of cool when you're going to win.

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It's like $100, yeah.

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Oh my god!

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This is much better from SSG, they are dead.

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Come on, 10, go 10! You got it, you got it!

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No.

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They know the fights out here, play it as fast as possible.

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They know that, if you don't give it immediately, you might as well not go,

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so I think they're picking their files a little smart.

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High-fives we need to a forza stream this week, bro. We got to buy the wheel and set it up send me the link in Amazon

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We gotta get all these equipment dude. This reminds me of forza

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And I saw only schnitzel on me touch for space station reveal

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I love that you know

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Did I originally saw that like a tiktok comment and I just didn't stop laughing

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Yeah, I'm a I saw the tiktok comment as well. No

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What oh?

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You gotta be careful though, because he's kind of nasty individually. I'm not gonna line

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He has like a top 3 1v1 player in the world like on the ball. He's threatening second

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It's kind of scary, but you gotta believe

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I mean, this is elimination to the pressures on

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Oh

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They didn't even get to play

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Bro, he was doing a tax three for two hours

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Satch

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Oh my god, oh my god bro, oh open goal, open goal, yeah, you see what Zendis did?

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He's shooting triple cap bro, hit it to the, so usually people just go for hit to the ceiling

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then hit it toward the net, he went hit to the ceiling, hit to the ceiling again then

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hit it for the best that's like so rare actually that's actually so hard to do

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get it like perfectly managed

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he's on Adderall

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oh this game's yo gap is so insane bro oh my god yes then yeah

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holy shit bro look at this shot was she look at that shot

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Like touch it. Yeah, bro. That's the only way you score is that too

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This got his feet

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Someone in my chat said

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He said

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Tell Jinx not to get the moat so we'll that's what only has and it's hard to set up

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Tell him to get the logitech

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Don't get the moat so we'll get the logitech. Okay. Got it. I only has moat so it's not

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like part of the set up

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Have I get the logitech wheel

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Oh my god

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Well, I think I don't know I think Vitality is just definitely winning this man

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Oh

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Another gold may be no

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Oh

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We miss oh my god, that's a lookie. He should have probably had that

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Everyone's saying logics easier to set up

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Most is better for other racing game

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to keep happening at space station.

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Reveal having to lose his way around

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vitality players when he's rotating back.

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Oh my god.

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Back on D5G, I found out he was out.

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He was out.

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He was out.

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He was out.

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How is he there?

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Yeah, how is he there?

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So high up.

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And it's so fast.

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He's got me making those mistakes.

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He's out with the burst skill.

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Oh, he got them up.

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Wait.

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He's getting back towards the city.

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There's a hole he's set.

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That's a goal.

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Oh my god.

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Bro, that was almost a triple tap.

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Yo wait, Squishy, did you play rock-n-roll with One? How good is he?

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Yeah, I did, I did. Dude, that was actually so fun.

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Is he back?

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No, bro, like, honestly, first time playing, he was pretty impressive, not gonna lie.

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Like, he got good within like an hour. Like, he was like hitting the ball with flips and stuff.

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Bro, that's like EU death. EU death.

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I was pretty surprising.

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He was having fun, but I'm not gonna lie.

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Bro, I can't even brush my teeth.

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I'm gonna brush my teeth right now, okay?

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I'll be back. I'm gonna bring my toothpaste.

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The goal was fair, and now all over.

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I think Zac just felt the pressure, the clock there.

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He knows that he needs some office.

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Dole is third.

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Got Dustin.

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Oh, you know, even if he doesn't go there,

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they're still in a bad spot.

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It's a tough one for us.

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Ten's just playing so attractively.

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I don't know, like if your ass is full, it's gonna be a tough out for any team.

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I don't know like if your SST is probably feels so hard man the whole crowd's against you

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I'm gonna aim like Earth, but um, that way it looks like I'm howling.

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I'm gonna aim like Earth.

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No clue what he just said.

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I have no idea what he just said.

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Yeah, major final two years in a row in two different teams is a super aggressive result

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and I've been getting a deep run in another one.

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He's going to change his shirts a little bit and look like he's showered, is that what

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he's doing?

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What are they saying to each other?

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It's right now.

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They've got to find a way to quiet this crowd.

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This crowd has been energetic the whole way through the five-term maculate right now.

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If Harris watches and just run home, she's in toes, she's in toes.

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Yeah, that's a sheer and they're in it. Wait Josh, I forgot to change my shirt. BAH!

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The challenge that they've got to face even coming into this match

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It looked like a tough task

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But no to down this is mission impossible

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Or SSG

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Dude look at the crowd man

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My tally are loving it right now

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Space station, they got two more lives to go here in Paris to get it figured out

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It only takes one lead to get this crowd silent and to start building some confidence

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Gotta see Zach

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I changed my shirt

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Here we go here we go, okay, and I put on deodorant and I brush my feet all right now. I'm at least somewhat like okay now

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All right chat Tuesday offer vitality squishy tomorrow. It's gonna be bucking cinema

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I hope it's France France final just for like the best crowd exchange is gentle mates of French team or they

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Masses Moroccan, you think my off ski off ski

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Polish, but he like sounding

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Obviously reveal over thinking that team actually has no they have no French players, but it's a French organization

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Well, they're friends are friends

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Well, that would be the best finals then a vitality first channel me I

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Think so yeah, or K or KC get them like obviously ones underwear

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Dude and own a watchin that's not fucking

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Yeah, he's never watched roughly like

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What they failed to execute on their game one I don't care there's reveal with the demo from a surprising angle

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That's the start chaos that

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SSG are trying to create

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This time it doesn't look too much, but

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Oh

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What a shot

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Yo, thanks. I got a joke

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Oh, yeah

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Too much respect. Uh, forget how it goes. Oh, yeah, where does Darth Maul get his sneakers?

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Yeah

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There's a chance there.

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Even, you too, man.

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No, no, no, you too, bro.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, what's the problem, bro?

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I'm gonna get that over to him.

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I'm gonna see him, bro.

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Jeff, this still needs to die!

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Well, actually,

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chat, oh my God, I just remembered.

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Dude, I was, oh my God.

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Chat, I was gonna do the dark mall cosplay tomorrow.

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But if I watch fucking RLCS, I can't.

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Because it's gonna take like two hours.

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Why not both?

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It's gonna take like two hours for the makeup artist.

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Aw shit.

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So Chow, just do it on Monday, I'll just do it on Monday, y'all.

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But they're not putting the shots on Target.

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Rebounds aren't even going their way either.

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I'm doing this on Monday.

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Guys, I'll miss the entire RLCS, like I have those in no way.

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Targeting has to be better.

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Space station will hallway down.

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Field D, I'm in the past, but reveal Richard I.

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You had to catch that in strike.

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It'll be a little harder than it might be.

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Guys, it's not a scam, I'm just pushing it back

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until Monday, you psychopath.

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You're quite in the same page, Jess, as you think

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that DC Plates aren't connected.

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Also chat, I can't be home for the dark wall cosplay because I have to record a tiktok where I go to the mall and get sneakers

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I have to go to the ball and get sneakers in a tip top

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And not just any mall the dark mall

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Do it drunk no what?

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How did that start that don't know anything just you know

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some guy on comedy night said the joke correctly and I actually feel bad for

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him because no one even remembers it he said where does Darth Vader get his

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sneakers the dark mark that was supposed to be the start and end of the joke

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what what transpired after that is inexplicable

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yeah they just said it wrong butchered it and now they just intentionally say it

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I

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Surprisingly even streamed that comedy night thing like surprised I don't have like hello trolls

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Oh, that one, I didn't see that

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shot oh my god like the defender was there but it was just like too fast for him

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he's so good he's so fucking good oh my god

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he's on the ball again it's just so scary oh my oh my god oh my oh he faked it

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I love every time he has the ball Jesus

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Okay, I've said she needs to win this or it's literally fucking over like they need to score the next 30 seconds or it's

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Yeah, we're sweeping this yeah, you're not

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Every time he has it it's just like impossible for them

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I think this is the longest fan someone's been like in contention for best play in the world

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flash best play in the game like ever

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no chat that was one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen

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no

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They eat supplies though.

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But that was one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen, Chad.

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Yeah, like, and Dixie, he's faking, like, ten different options there by the way.

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That's why it's so hard for the defenders, like, on that shot.

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It was a weak shot, but it didn't matter.

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Like, because the way he touched it, dude, he, like, feather rolled it, like, into the corner.

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Yeah, he just has to throw it in at a start time, and he's faking, like, five different things he can do with a ball.

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Like, it's kind of insane.

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I think it's war

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Left it

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I think oh, oh, it's actually bad. It's gonna pass to

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What a read from Zen

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You go down you go

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Oh my god

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It's always so impressive how you can always like tell like two seconds before

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Yeah, it's it's just because he had no help like if you have no one to challenge for you in a spot like that

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It's too much empty space right you just get stuck in air by the open shot

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Like then has to like stutter step on the backboard like fake out the bomb before he came in

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So what do you mean there goes your point? Were y'all betting on individual games and not the series?

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That's the most degenerate thing I've ever heard. MOT!

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Dude, look at the point. Okay, then needed help back game, bro. It was 500, 100, 100.

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That's like a 1v3. Like, you had no one with him helping me.

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Look at the group people of the fucking people there, Jesus, Golden Hornet.

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Kassadin is on 100 in thieves, look at his Tik Tok, yo bro, do you actually think I just

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now found out about that?

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I think I'm 35 hours late in that announcement, bro I saw it off stream then saw it on stream

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Twice yesterday what I know

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I'm 45 hours delayed or something

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You missed the announcement I know I was like one minute late to the announcement bro. They told me 1 p.m. And it was at 12 58 me

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But I made it to 7.

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I got to my set up as fast as I could though.

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Especially with that overtime goal.

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Got a little more tense here in the arena.

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Bro, tomorrow is going to be so...

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Oh my god, tomorrow is going to be a generational watch party.

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Oh my god!

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7 is like 8 bro, I'm not even gonna lie.

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It starts at 8?

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Starts at 8, yeah, yeah.

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If you want to watch all of it, dude, I'm not going to be there.

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Bro, so wait, what time do I have to wake up? Like 7.30 or something?

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So I'm like a lie jinx. I've been like 20 minutes late to the first match every day

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Cuz it's early for me. I've been like my schedules fucked. I'm not used to waking up a day

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So for 20 minutes late is what it is, but I've been yeah like it starts at 8 or whatever around that time

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But but my tally's first matches at 8 if you want to watch that

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I mean check it's at 8, but bro it is

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I'm not doing shit tomorrow anyways, like I'm literally not doing anything

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If you want to if I thought it would be peace to watch the whole thing. Yeah

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They're actually really fun to watch

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You know the round of 20 year the round of 16 games that eight in the morning, you know, not I I did I didn't want to watch

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I don't want to

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Like the rest of the teams in SRP like it's top six in the world

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And like I wanted Zendu in the last major and like I think he might win this major which makes us

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20 times better

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Yeah, I would be so he's gonna be so happy. It's been like years

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And he obviously definitely wants to win in his own country and he deserves it

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He's been the best player in the world for three years almost. Oh my god. He won that challenge

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They got smacked by KC. Yeah, but didn't KC or didn't Vitality win the EU region before

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then?

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Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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But Jack, Vitality can beat KC and KC can beat them now.

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How do I understand?

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It'll be back and forth.

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Both those teams are there.

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Both of them will make no money with that, but leaves it exotic.

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Doesn't get anything.

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This is the first time to split that KC was in this like, looked better than Vitality

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might be.

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First time in like, two months.

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I don't know, Rockland is a game that you just gotta play good in the series at hand,

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you know what I mean?

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If you show up, you're gonna win.

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It doesn't really matter.

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Nothing else matters.

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Oh my god!

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He chipped him and then tapped it in.

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Yeah, he just got through it.

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Now it's safe.

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Chipped him, tapped it in.

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That's the boost versus no-boot shift.

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No way, Stizzy has a chance on net there.

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But Diaz doesn't turn back to defend net as second man instead.

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He puts more pressure on third man.

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No boots

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Yeah, man, just a city of the Rockington, I don't know if you know that

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No, I remember you told me that I think last one that is literally

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Yeah, they had a rocket in two or something years ago men Barcelona they've been PSC Barcelona and man city

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That's so sick, bro.

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Yeah.

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Couldn't get enough of it.

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Yeah, they're in, if I thought he wouldn't, they'd play Manchester City.

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And they've been playing pretty good, but I think my thought was just that.

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Dude, oh my god!

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Oh my god.

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He just put his nuts on his face.

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Look at this dunk.

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What a disgusting roll.

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Dude, it's like perfect.

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This guy is insane.

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Like, Chad, this guy is actually insane.

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Look at this passion from the coach, bro.

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Bro, he's so good.

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That's yet so many clips today. I'm not even kidding. I know it's one series

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If this is only his first time watching probably tomorrow. Oh, hey, it's gonna be like a labyrinth. I know

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Dude look at him. Oh my god, like every single time it's a threat. That's the ball. It's a threat. Yeah

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every time. He has it again. Just fucking insults Chow. ONA is not gonna know what's going on. Chow, I have like 300 hours into the game or 200 hours and I don't even know what's going on sometimes. Which he has to explain what's going on.

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I mean ultimately it's like easy to follow because you know they're trying to get the ball in the net, right? And you know it's like he's played at least once now so he knows how hard it is to jump in the air.

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Yes, bro, he's gonna be the first like he's gonna be blown away by how they're flying

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But that's the first thing I was blown away by and then he's gonna see the air dribble bumps and shit in the crossfield

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Like this this game

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But yeah, you got like bro you guys everything has everything is glazed bro

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At what point do you have to say somebody to the goat like bro? He might just be the goat man. It's not even glazed

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He deserves the glaze. Yeah

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Like bro, you know, oh my god

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If you glaze LeBron, it's like okay, what it's LeBron, you know me

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Yeah

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Can't even get that

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Bro chat that reminds me bro. I saw the Spurs fans were like chanting that SGA was a flopper yesterday

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I want to put up that clip after this game

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It was actually bad, bro

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They were just like blopper. I saw it on tiktok this morning

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Insane

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Well, I also saw

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SGA

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Last night he had like every shot attempt. He was flopping. I'm not kidding. It's actually a disgraceful

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Time to say what you guys are saying now literally fuck this guy. I'm not even kidding

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I'm about to unfollow him on Instagram. Not even that he would care anyways Jack

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He literally flopped every shot he took last night. I'm not kidding

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It was bad like that's ruining basketball

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This game's over. I'm just gonna pull up the clip now

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Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm going to, I'm going to put up a clip right now.

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So you watch basketball or no, why would that be this?

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Okay. SGA flops. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, check.

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I'm not making this up.

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When you look up SGA on TikTok, here are the first two things that come up.

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SGA flops and then right underneath it SGA foul baiting. Oh my god. Yeah, literally fuck

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this guy. No, no, no, chat. Look, look, look, look. Okay. Ready? This is what I saw this

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morning. This is what I saw this morning. What did you ask us right here? Well, do you

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watch basketball or no? Sorry, sorry, bro. I was looking at something. No, I actually

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don't. I don't. I don't. Okay. I barely watch basketball as well, but there's Eastern Conference

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finals of Western Conference finals going on right now, so I'm watching, but I can be a quick little background. Okay. I'll also screen share really quick. Okay, so squishy. Basically, this guy right here, SGA shy Gilgis Alexander, or Shay Gilgis Alexander, he's a back to back MVP. But he's like the most controversial MVP in the history of the game.

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Because all he fucking does is flop. I'll show you in a second. Watch this.

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Do you hear the, Squishy, do you hear the crowd?

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Yeah, the flop, oh my god.

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Oh my god.

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Is that about him?

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Yes.

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Now, if you think, like, bro, now Squishy, watch this, okay?

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What does that mean?

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It's like he tries to get fouls a lot, is that all it means?

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So he intentionally dives, or like flops backwards, trying to get a foul.

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Like football where they roll on the floor and shit.

01:00:05.080 --> 01:00:06.080
Yes.

01:00:06.080 --> 01:00:10.480
When you search up SGA on TikTok, the first two things that come up are SGA flops and

01:00:10.480 --> 01:00:11.480
SGA foul baiting.

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Watch this.

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Wow.

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Okay.

01:00:14.480 --> 01:00:16.960
New stashes came out proving that Shagalizah Zander falls and flops on the ground more

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than any other player.

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An NBA analyst took the time just to see how many times.

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What is this flop?

01:00:21.160 --> 01:00:22.160
But what even is this?

01:00:22.160 --> 01:00:23.160
What is this?

01:00:23.160 --> 01:00:24.160
Jeff, what is this?

01:00:24.160 --> 01:00:26.440
So you can get a foul for doing that?

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Bro, the NBA should incorporate a rule called the SGA, the SGA rule, where if you literally

01:00:32.680 --> 01:00:37.800
just intentionally dive and flop on the floor like a fish and act like a sniper rifle at your ankle,

01:00:37.800 --> 01:00:42.040
you should get a foul. And Shay Gillard as Alexander falls on the ground after shooting the basketball.

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I like to say that the results are shocking, but they absolutely are not shocking whatsoever.

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He falls more on shots where he's not fouled, he falls more on shots where he is fouled,

01:00:49.160 --> 01:00:52.920
and in total falls more than any other NBA player. Let's go over the- Look at this guy.

01:00:52.920 --> 01:00:58.280
And also Squishy, he doesn't even give the defender like a landing space, because first off,

01:00:58.280 --> 01:01:02.440
this is how cringe this fucking guy is. I hope one by all about literally fencing over a table.

01:01:02.440 --> 01:01:04.060
This is how it brings this guy in, Squashy.

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Okay?

01:01:04.820 --> 01:01:09.140
So, when the Spurs defender obviously has to jump to contest the shot, right?

01:01:09.140 --> 01:01:10.940
But where is he supposed to land?

01:01:10.940 --> 01:01:11.780
Where's the Spurs to land?

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Because look at what Esi is doing.

01:01:12.380 --> 01:01:14.460
He falls more than any other NBA player.

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Let's go.

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He has to go to the land.

01:01:16.380 --> 01:01:17.540
How is he supposed to land?

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He's feet forward, yeah.

01:01:18.540 --> 01:01:21.020
On shots where he's not fouled, he falls almost 11% of the time.

01:01:21.020 --> 01:01:22.900
2% higher than the next closest person in James Hall.

01:01:22.900 --> 01:01:26.060
But only having a 2% difference from Harden doesn't make him a statistical outlier

01:01:26.060 --> 01:01:27.420
compared to everybody else in the league.

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However, his rate of falling on foul shots.

01:01:30.100 --> 01:01:31.620
Is he just a bot like when he lands?

01:01:31.620 --> 01:01:35.920
Like is he just like not there's not a lot of land or is he actually fall? No, this is all intentional, bro

01:01:35.920 --> 01:01:41.820
All this he's just trying to like just fall over after brother. Yeah, this is all intentional top five worst SGA

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Foul baiting moments. Let's go take a look starting off a number five against the Timberwolves

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This man straight up dives on the ground against the foul call

01:01:47.820 --> 01:01:51.220
This man has the easiest whistle and NBA history like what even is that?

01:01:53.220 --> 01:01:58.360
But then he ruins it by foul baiting this angle shows it so clearly he's creating all the contact here

01:01:58.360 --> 01:02:03.040
Then he sticks his arm under the other guys takes a shot and gets a foul ref do something at number three

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It starts at the beginning. All right, let's watch sense game

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Wow, oh they're down. Oh, what the fuck?

01:02:09.720 --> 01:02:12.680
I didn't know that was an issue in basketball to be on. I know it's a thing in

01:02:14.600 --> 01:02:16.600
Soccer football, but

01:02:18.360 --> 01:02:20.360
I'm not even kidding. Yo chat

01:02:21.360 --> 01:02:25.640
What sport is flopping worse basketball or football?

01:02:26.320 --> 01:02:27.640
What sport?

01:02:27.640 --> 01:02:33.720
I'm I'm not even kidding. I'm gonna say basketball because it actually affects every play. I feel like I'm gonna say basketball

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Like I don't I don't watch that so much when I used to watch I feel like everything's a fucking foul on that score

01:02:37.880 --> 01:02:40.000
So I think it's easier to do it because everything's a foul

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Easier to easier to get all about it

01:02:44.440 --> 01:02:49.960
Also the problem with the biggest problem with basketball and why I'm literally only ever gonna watch like the finals

01:02:49.960 --> 01:02:57.140
Oh my god, that was insane is there's too much gray area and there's too much fouls that are up for perception like

01:02:57.640 --> 01:02:59.980
Oh, this can be perceived as a foul.

01:02:59.980 --> 01:03:03.240
This could be a replay system for that, and that's...

01:03:03.240 --> 01:03:05.280
I mean, yeah, but it's just...

01:03:05.280 --> 01:03:07.280
It's all just perception.

01:03:10.280 --> 01:03:11.580
They haven't watched them for years, bro.

01:03:11.580 --> 01:03:13.480
I did not go to watch them rap when they were in the final,

01:03:13.480 --> 01:03:14.980
because it was Toronto in the finals.

01:03:22.780 --> 01:03:24.280
Oh, yeah, they added a thing this major

01:03:24.280 --> 01:03:25.980
that's actually really good for the players.

01:03:25.980 --> 01:03:31.440
They made it there's like a bundle they added so if you like whoever buys the bundle like splits between all the players and teams

01:03:35.400 --> 01:03:37.400
Yeah, and there's a thing that's like

01:03:38.440 --> 01:03:43.480
The best three performing players in event get like a percentage a really large percentage of that thing might be 50%

01:03:43.480 --> 01:03:45.480
It's good three ways the best three performers

01:03:47.520 --> 01:03:49.520
Like the best any top bullscore top save

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Well, it's I did oh my god

01:03:55.980 --> 01:04:06.980
Yeah, it's actually sick. It's actually really good for the play. So making the majors like really, really good.

01:04:06.980 --> 01:04:12.980
Oh, Jynxie, they added a co-stream button. I think that's what you said, I'm not gonna lie.

01:04:12.980 --> 01:04:15.980
They sit there now, can I refresh?

01:04:15.980 --> 01:04:18.980
I see it. I think that's what you said, yeah.

01:04:18.980 --> 01:04:22.980
Oh yeah, they literally just added this! I just looked!

01:04:22.980 --> 01:04:24.980
Okay

01:04:38.100 --> 01:04:40.100
Do this crowd is so awesome

01:04:46.980 --> 01:04:48.980
Yeah, this seems one of the major

01:04:48.980 --> 01:04:53.380
I got a bomb. Oh, that's then bumped them. He actually caught on a bomb

01:05:11.820 --> 01:05:14.380
That's a goal. That's a goal. It's over. Okay game

01:05:14.380 --> 01:05:18.380
BANG! BANG! 4-1 man! HOLY SHIT!

01:05:18.380 --> 01:05:24.380
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, Zen's playing a perfect series, like, actually. He was involved in everything.

01:05:24.380 --> 01:05:31.380
Again, it might be Blaze, bro, but he deserves it. Like, he's got that Bumple, he beat the last guy there, so...

01:05:31.380 --> 01:05:35.220
They just need to go for it and the tickets are risked that they didn't need to take

01:05:35.940 --> 01:05:38.100
If this is gonna be the end of their tournament

01:05:38.340 --> 01:05:41.660
It's not that I closely now, but it's literally buddy. It's like over now

01:05:42.180 --> 01:05:45.020
But tomorrow, I think I'll have the fire. They should have the bottom tomorrow

01:05:51.220 --> 01:05:58.460
Sonic around space station have a man down field that just got back in time. I was gonna be a free shot for vitality

01:05:58.460 --> 01:06:07.460
Oh my god, oh my god!

01:06:07.460 --> 01:06:11.580
That was literally the nail on the copper.

01:06:11.580 --> 01:06:16.460
One more golden sponge over.

01:06:16.460 --> 01:06:18.460
Miho!

01:06:18.460 --> 01:06:24.460
Bombsend, Bombsend.

01:06:24.460 --> 01:06:26.460
Yep.

01:06:56.460 --> 01:07:06.460
What a performance. Everyone honestly, the Zenfone is the same man.

01:07:06.460 --> 01:07:11.460
Oh my god, they're waving at each other. Look at them, they're bottom left, they're bottom left.

01:07:11.460 --> 01:07:13.460
Oh my god.

01:07:13.460 --> 01:07:18.460
Oh, they don't like SCF for God. They had like beef in the floor.

01:07:18.460 --> 01:07:25.460
I don't know.

01:07:25.460 --> 01:07:28.460
Wow.

01:07:28.460 --> 01:07:35.460
Is that interglue maybe?

01:07:35.460 --> 01:07:40.460
Look at 10, bro.

01:07:40.460 --> 01:07:47.460
Look at 10, dude.

01:07:47.460 --> 01:07:49.460
Oh

01:07:53.060 --> 01:07:55.060
My god

01:08:18.260 --> 01:08:24.260
Bro, this is the most niche esport ever. It's the only esport ever. Everybody use this fucker. He has a lot of control.

01:08:30.260 --> 01:08:32.260
That's through the SompiaSport right?

01:08:47.460 --> 01:08:52.460
A looking incredible right now trying to pull up his lower back line.

01:08:52.460 --> 01:08:57.460
Here is Paris with this final stop the teams is looking real strong.

01:08:57.460 --> 01:09:00.460
Dude, chat, I feel a fart brewing.

01:09:03.460 --> 01:09:07.460
B is for victory. B is for V-Dot!

01:09:07.460 --> 01:09:10.460
Oh yeah, I think there was like a massive botting issue, I don't remember.

01:09:10.460 --> 01:09:13.460
SSL had a lot of bots and feeders and shit and they picked it.

01:09:13.460 --> 01:09:15.460
It's actually gone now.

01:09:15.460 --> 01:09:18.260
This is like 6 months, it's not bad, I don't even know what year it is

01:09:21.260 --> 01:09:22.460
Zen interview!

01:09:24.060 --> 01:09:24.860
About 3

01:09:45.460 --> 01:09:52.460
No, it's a much like an observant. We have some solar space station. They didn't want to check us at the end, so just boo them, guys.

01:09:53.460 --> 01:09:54.460
Oh, they didn't handshake at the end.

01:09:54.460 --> 01:09:58.460
There seems to be some sort of rivalry going on here. Has this been raised in time?

01:09:58.460 --> 01:09:59.460
I'm not sure why.

01:09:59.460 --> 01:10:00.460
Apparently they didn't handshake them at the end.

01:10:00.460 --> 01:10:02.460
I'm not going to drive you further towards the victory.

01:10:02.460 --> 01:10:10.460
Is it that they want to talk about this little ambiance with SG, but in general, the little utility that they can have, which is a bit of a pity.

01:10:10.460 --> 01:10:14.460
The rivalry that they can have with these teams is that they can motivate you in these matches.

01:10:14.460 --> 01:10:16.460
They didn't shake their hands

01:10:20.780 --> 01:10:22.780
That's why they didn't go back when I lagged

01:10:23.340 --> 01:10:25.340
Yeah

01:10:37.180 --> 01:10:39.180
Okay

01:10:40.140 --> 01:10:41.340
You know what?

01:10:41.340 --> 01:10:44.380
We don't care for us. It's fun for you. It looks like the fun

01:10:44.460 --> 01:10:46.460
Eh, we'll just beat you.

01:10:46.460 --> 01:10:47.960
This is why no one thought Zenka's speaking less,

01:10:47.960 --> 01:10:49.960
because every time you see him, he's just speaking French like this.

01:10:49.960 --> 01:10:51.460
And then, with you, he's speaking like,

01:10:51.460 --> 01:10:52.960
really good English like this.

01:10:52.960 --> 01:10:55.460
Bro, tomorrow is gonna be so good!

01:10:55.460 --> 01:10:56.960
Oh my God!

01:10:56.960 --> 01:10:59.960
The blue wall, former teammates in the FIFA World Cup.

01:10:59.960 --> 01:11:02.460
Chad, tomorrow's gonna be fucking B!

01:11:02.460 --> 01:11:04.460
And maybe overcoming players you play for.

01:11:04.460 --> 01:11:05.960
Yeah, I hope they win, bro. I hope they win.

01:11:05.960 --> 01:11:06.960
You're playing against me.

01:11:06.960 --> 01:11:10.720
You're going to have to play for Manchester, but if you win, you're going to look for the Karmicamp,

01:11:10.720 --> 01:11:13.880
especially with the two mates of the FIFA World Cup, who you have under your trophy,

01:11:13.880 --> 01:11:18.320
if you let them in, if they beat Manchester City, then they play against KC.

01:11:18.320 --> 01:11:19.840
You can potentially ask for the team.

01:11:19.840 --> 01:11:20.840
Yeah, in the semi, in the semi.

01:11:20.840 --> 01:11:25.200
I always say it's match by match, so I don't focus on breaking it, but if you have to come on

01:11:25.200 --> 01:11:28.480
match, you have to go here and play, and you have to try to not, well, it's the competition.

01:11:28.480 --> 01:11:31.760
I'm crazy about it, and it's going to be a good match like that.

01:11:31.760 --> 01:11:36.400
I mean, I'm going match after match, so I'm not thinking a lot about KC, but if you want

01:11:36.400 --> 01:11:39.360
to speak about it, these two guys are such good friends.

01:11:39.360 --> 01:11:42.720
So of course, I'm gonna do my best to compete them

01:11:42.720 --> 01:11:44.240
because this is a competition

01:11:44.240 --> 01:11:47.640
and whatever happens, I hope we'll have a good match.

01:11:47.640 --> 01:11:49.240
I've done this for a lot of the other French players

01:11:49.240 --> 01:11:50.600
and I think it's appropriate.

01:11:50.600 --> 01:11:52.320
You've got the audience standing right beside you

01:11:52.320 --> 01:11:53.880
by tallity over here.

01:11:53.880 --> 01:11:54.840
We gotta say to the fans,

01:11:54.840 --> 01:11:56.840
I've been supporting you guys all this time.

01:11:56.840 --> 01:11:57.920
We do that quite often, but with you,

01:11:57.920 --> 01:11:59.440
there are some particular fans of the Tahiti

01:11:59.440 --> 01:12:00.280
who are the same.

01:12:00.280 --> 01:12:01.600
What do you think about me?

01:12:03.600 --> 01:12:05.040
Thank you very much, guys.

01:12:05.040 --> 01:12:08.480
Whether it's the GH or the entire fans, you are exceptional.

01:12:15.480 --> 01:12:17.780
I have nothing to say, you are the best audience.

01:12:17.780 --> 01:12:19.580
And keep going like this, guys.

01:12:19.580 --> 01:12:21.080
I think you're crazy.

01:12:21.080 --> 01:12:23.580
And thank you for making me go fast at times like this.

01:12:27.080 --> 01:12:29.380
Bro, this crowd is so cool, dude.

01:12:29.380 --> 01:12:30.380
Oh my God.

01:12:35.040 --> 01:12:42.040
Zen continues to dominate the A cheery's top six in Paris.

01:12:42.040 --> 01:12:44.040
Check, Oden, check!

01:12:44.040 --> 01:12:45.040
Wait, what did he say?

01:12:45.040 --> 01:12:48.040
He's talking about how they, Zen's talking about how they slapped his hand away.

01:12:48.040 --> 01:12:49.040
Did you see that?

01:12:49.040 --> 01:12:50.040
They slapped his hand away?

01:12:50.040 --> 01:12:53.040
Like he was just talking to his team and you see him hold his hand on, he slapped his

01:12:53.040 --> 01:12:54.040
own hand.

01:12:54.040 --> 01:12:56.040
He was basically saying that that's what they did to him.

01:12:56.040 --> 01:12:57.040
Like they slapped his hand away.

01:12:57.040 --> 01:12:59.040
At least it's guaranteed to Grand Finals.

01:12:59.040 --> 01:13:00.040
That's crazy.

01:13:00.040 --> 01:13:02.040
Bro, that's like some, that's some little kid shit.

01:13:02.040 --> 01:13:04.040
But the go to

01:13:04.080 --> 01:13:10.120
That's a little kid shit man. Yo, uh, what's my call it? Chat. Did one finally figure out the steering wheel?

01:13:12.840 --> 01:13:17.040
Connects no, okay. Yo, yo, yo, yo brother brother

01:13:17.880 --> 01:13:25.360
He has been trying to get this steering wheel working for an hour 35 minutes off after few seconds

01:13:32.040 --> 01:13:34.040
Seconds

01:13:37.360 --> 01:13:43.880
Bro chat only is like entertaining without even like trying to be entertaining bro. He can't get the steering wheel going

01:13:45.560 --> 01:13:47.560
This is some shit I would give oh

01:13:49.280 --> 01:13:53.160
My god, all right, I'm gonna catch you tomorrow. Me. Hope I'm gonna catch you tomorrow

01:13:53.160 --> 01:13:57.920
I'm gonna I'm gonna do like a fucking I'm gonna be on League for like 10 hours gonna be trying to get bronze

01:13:57.920 --> 01:14:00.920
This is gonna play my entire soul.

01:14:00.920 --> 01:14:03.920
Bro, it's 8 AM tomorrow, bro.

01:14:03.920 --> 01:14:04.920
8 AM tomorrow, Mito.

01:14:04.920 --> 01:14:06.920
Alright, I'll see you there, bro.

01:14:06.920 --> 01:14:07.920
Alright, switch now.

01:14:07.920 --> 01:14:08.920
Love you, Diggs.

01:14:08.920 --> 01:14:09.920
Love you, bro.

01:14:09.920 --> 01:14:10.920
See you, man.

01:14:10.920 --> 01:14:14.920
Chad, I need to uncoastry this.

01:14:14.920 --> 01:14:17.920
Got a boy back home in Michigan.

01:14:17.920 --> 01:14:20.920
On the wheelbase, there's a spinning ring.

01:14:20.920 --> 01:14:23.920
Is the arrow right at the very top every time you click the wheel?

01:14:23.920 --> 01:14:25.920
Yeah, Chad.

01:14:25.920 --> 01:14:27.920
Oh my god, what did they just do?

01:14:29.120 --> 01:14:34.240
This guy has been doing a tech support stream for one hour and 37 minutes

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Do you see that you said should I call the on a I have good advice for him

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Should I call on a oh have I called him yo hi guys. What's up, man? How's it going?

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I'm not gonna send you this one

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So I would just buy that Logitech G racing wheel, $800 sweet mother of Neptune.

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Do I get a hand job with it?

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That's like the upgraded one.

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So the basic one's like $200.

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That one's like the racing one where they like test for, you know, like the system.

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Hi, guys.

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I ordered it and it said it's going to be here tomorrow at 11 a.m.

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Let's fucking go over it.

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Or maybe we could do a Forza stream after RLCS.

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Perfect, perfect.

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All right, James, sum it up.

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One, two, three.

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Okay, hi, guys, thank you, bro.

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Yeah, no worries, no worries, sir.

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Chad, I'm gonna call O'Neil and rage bait him.

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Chad, I'm gonna call O'Neil and rage bait him.

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I'm gonna call O'Neil and rage bait him.

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Quick release, German dial, German dial.

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Oh, yeah, chapter all day.

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Judy Carter.

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Can you hear a buzz by the way?

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Okay, the quick release on your

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wheel. It's just your wheel.

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You haven't got a problem with

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the base. You haven't got a

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problem with pedals. It's just

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your your wheel.

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My wheel.

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Just the wheel. Just the

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steering wheel. The circle

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thing.

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Bro, I just wanted to.

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Yes, I have an issue with it.

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Yeah.

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The quick release on the back you need to make sure that's like fully like seated

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Cuz that's what's disconnecting from your base

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Okay

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Well, I'm watching delayed right now, but you need to take it off

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Take the wheel. I know he's made a car. It's one car for five seconds. No

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One second was us calling me one second was us calling me

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Yo, what's up, bro?

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Yeah, so I actually had a similar issue with this and I fixed it with hi-bites.

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Yeah, so I actually had a similar issue with this and I fixed it with hi-bites.

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You have a steering wheel, which one, which one?

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I have the Mosza.

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I have the Mosza and we literally fixed it yesterday morning. Do you want to know?

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I know. If I knew you were doing this, I would have called you hours ago, bro.

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Okay. All you have to do is unplug it.

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Unplug it and plug it back in.

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This is where clip farming goes too far.

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Do you see, if we ever play league again, I will eat your fucking game.

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Okay, no, 11, 11, just one game, 11, no, no, no, no, this isn't allowed.

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Drew Levin!

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I actually believed him, I'm being badass. I actually believed him.

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Hello, can you hear me?

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Oh, hello hello.

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Drew Levin!

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Get him!

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Me too, me too.

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It's a turn off the power.

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Okay, so hi guys. Here's what we're gonna do.

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Tomorrow, we're gonna chat, this is what we're gonna do tomorrow's stream.

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We're gonna watch the RLCS, and then we're gonna...

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throw me how it might not even be a good idea.

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Bro, maybe we should just do fours-off after we do the Darth Maul Cal's Black.

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Because chat, the last thing I want to do is what One is doing right now.

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Doing a live tech support stream is the most tilting thing ever.

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Yep.

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Okay.

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Tell Dantez to wake the fuck up.

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Chat, I'm going to be back to one YouTube video and then I'm going to be on League for

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ten fucking hours.

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Lock the fuck in, bro.

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I told you, we're not getting off League until I'm bronze.

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So that or I die.

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It's one or the other, man.

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I'm not gonna laugh.

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Okay, okay, okay.

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Got a boy back home in Michigan.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Okay, okay, okay, okay.

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Okay, so chat.

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I'm gonna give y'all three videos.

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I'm gonna give y'all three videos, okay?

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Chat, mods, run a pool.

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Video number one.

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Chat, video number one.

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Five poor students versus one rich student.

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Video number two.

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Five actors versus one real murderer.

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And video number three.

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I bought every AI scam.

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Oh, and we have to watch SGA flop really quick.

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chat run the poll do five P stars.

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Yo, hi guys.

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I'm not reacting to P stars right now.

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Yo bro, what the fuck?

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What the fuck are you typing man?

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What are you typing man?

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Dude chat, I'm not gonna lie.

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The most interesting one looks like I bought every AI scam

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at but you guys vote on what you want.

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Okay, so chat five poor students versus one rich student

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Five actors versus one real murderer,

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or I bought every AI scam ad.

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Run up, Paul.

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Yo, prank call Odey and tell him to unplug

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and to plug it back in.

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That's literally what the fuck I did.

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That's literally what I did, bro.

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That's literally what the fuck I did.

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Got a boy back home in Michigan.

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Okay, chat, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.

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You guys picked the video.

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Vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.

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Vote, oh my God, okay.

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Chat, okay, ball noted, ball noted, ball noted,

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All right, let's do this guys. Let's do this after we watch this video

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I'm gonna be on League of Legends until I get bronze. I'm not allowed to end the stream until I get bronze

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I'm not allowed to get off until I get bronze. I'm not allowed to jerk off until I get bronze

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I'm not of heat until I get bronze. I didn't even shower. I'm not in the shower until I get on

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I'm going to go. Come on out.

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Chat got a boy back home in

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Michigan. Here we go. Here we

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go. I bought this dream check

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and every other A. I add I found

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here we go. I bought this. Here

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we go. Here we fucking go. Here

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I'm going to go Binko to Tinkle.

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Let's go.

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I'm going to go Tinkle.

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Lock in.

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Lock in.

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Lock in.

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Lock in.

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Lock in.

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Lock in.

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Lock in.

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you

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you

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All right, ladies and gentlemen, lock the fiddle sticks in me how

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Ladies and gentlemen, lock the fiddle sticks and here we go chat.

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I bought every AIS.

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Let's scan this fucking scan.

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Okay, alright.

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Why does it keep...

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Mother of God!

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Okay, okay, you know camera you're gonna work well you're gonna work or you're gonna die today you're gonna work or you're gonna die today

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You're gonna work or you're gonna fucking die today buddy you're gonna die

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This camera will fucking die

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High-fives, I'm not gonna lie.

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Big-rowed away to help.

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High-fives.

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High-fives.

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Big-rowed away.

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High-fives, this, this, this.

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I'm gonna have it. I'm gonna have it.

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No, no, two-zoomed in.

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Two-zoomed in. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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Back up! Back up!

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No, no, two zoomed in, two zoomed in, no, no, no, no, back up! Back up!

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Alright, I got it. High-fives don't work. High-fives, no, no, I got it, I got it.

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Okay, bitch.

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High-fives, you're the greatest mod of all time. Here we go, chat.

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Without further ado, I bought every AI scam ad.

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Lock in I bought this dream jacket and every other AI ad I found to rule out what's legit and what's a total scam

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Early prediction none of it's gonna be legit

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Why would you buy an AI advertisement?

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This is crazy looks like a real dog it moves its head fully

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Why would anyone ever buy a

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Robotic dog

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Well, I guess it doesn't poop and pee sniffs things it can blink it's not blinking this looks like a real dog

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I feel like the ad looks like complete AI, but this would be crazy if it's true

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This is the product. I wonder what type of dog. I got there's like a bunch of different pictures. See what's in here. What's that?

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This doesn't look like a real dog. This doesn't look anything like the advertisement. Let's turn it on

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what the heck what is the point of buying this what is the point of buying this it

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doesn't even sound like a dog even the box says that it can run bark and sit

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bro sit run

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This thing sucks. My verdict totally-

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WHY WOULD YOU BUY THAT? WHY?

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Hey, it doesn't even come close to the advertisement, and I'd rather have a real pet. Right, Miso?

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Oh my god, it's cat kind of malt.

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But next is what looks like the world's most comfortable sleeping bag.

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No.

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Okay. There is, yo bro. That I would buy. That I would buy. If it worked.

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Away, that's bigger than a bed. It's like a snuggie but a cat. Honestly, that looks pretty comfortable.

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Alright guys, did we get the giant cat sleeping bag?

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What? This is the cat sleeping bag?

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WHAT THE-

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THAT'S FALSE ADVERTIME SMIT!

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Oh my god!

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$30 on T-MOOT?

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THEY JUST HIT A LITTLELITIC!

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WHAT?!

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The ad showed something like, ten times bigger than me. I thought it was gonna be like a bed.

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Let me get into this thing though. All right, then we got a little cathead here. Well, it's got cat print all over it

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It looks kind of like a cat, but the pillow is not even high enough to go up. Okay

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Yo, bro, shut down T move shut it down

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Shut down T move chat. Don't ever set foot into T move out

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That was the most BS advertisement. I've ever seen in my life

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What is this?

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I had it goes in my back. I guess this is made for like kids, but the ad showed it's so much. Yeah, right. Oh my god

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I would buy that

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Why somebody just make that bigger and it's not that comfortable either. It's it's pretty thin fabric

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I mean honestly, I'm better off just sleeping with my cat here. See me. So this is much more comfortable

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Next is the product I'm most excited for it's a drink jacket. Apparently you'll be able to okay

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Yo, yo, yo, yo. Yeah, right. Yeah, right.

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$68 on AliExpress.

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You may as well just take a $100 bill and light it on fire.

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Bro, if you buy this, you should be punched in the face.

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But literally, wear your drink.

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This person definitely doesn't seem real.

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Why does that lady move so weird?

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I don't even know about it.

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Buy this because that creeps me out.

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All right, I got the drink jacket.

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Wow, it kind of looks like the advertisement.

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I mean, it's got compartments.

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Okay.

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This is like actually the only one that actually looks like the avatar here that fill up with liquid.

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The arms though, it's not a liquid thing.

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It's just to fill it up with air.

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So that's not what the ad showed.

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It showed liquid everywhere.

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And it looks like it has a drinking spot right here to drink the liquid.

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So far, it looks kind of like the ad.

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Let's try it on.

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Yeah.

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So imagine you just walking in like a Walmart chat and you see somebody who's drinking from a straw out of their jacket.

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It's like some of these products, I just don't understand what the actual angle of this is

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Bro, you would just get arrested no how do I look I?

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Feel like a marshmallow all right. Let's fill up the jacket with some juice all right here. We go she's filled

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So this is what we call right here check late-stage capitalism

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Seriously, yo, bro. Just buy a Gatorade just grab a Gatorade. What is this?

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Yo, bro, he's drinking from a straw out of his jacket.

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Like we really ran out of ideas.

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On the jacket up with apple juice.

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Ooh, it feels cold.

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That feels weird.

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It feels like there's all this cold liquid on my back.

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Whoa.

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Oh, man, this thing is getting heavy.

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It feels like a lot of weight.

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I don't know how comfortable this would be to-

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This is literally the most pointless thing that's ever been- this is the worst product

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ever.

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I'd rather have the cat blanket because if I have the cat blanket, at least I have a blanket, right?

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At least I have a cat blanket, right? Brother, if I have this, what is the point? Like, what is the point?

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Nah, it's kind of smart, Jinxy. Maud's timeout vanguard for lack of intelligence.

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Everybody said good for League of Legends. Yo, bro, if I'm playing League of Legends, I could just grab the bottle of water and drink it

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Why would I put a straw in my jacket? I forgot this reminds me of one of those like idiots on Shark Tank

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That's what's my bill. We made a product where you drink out of your jacket close it. Let's see if juice actually comes out of this

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Juices coming out of this

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Wow, it really works. I don't know how I could drink all this though. That'd be crazy

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I don't know how you clean this thing though, so I don't know how many uses you can really get out of it

01:31:49.920 --> 01:31:56.860
But it actually works next is the world so you spend $80 on a jacket where you literally look like an idiot

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So instead of just grabbing a bottle of apple juice and drinking it you drink it out of your jacket

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But then it's literally not even possible to clean your jacket

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So you spend $80 for a one-time use this guy better have the only sale for this thing

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It holds most advanced Christmas decoration.

01:32:13.260 --> 01:32:17.000
It's a robot Santa Claus that can actually climb a ladder.

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All right, the climbing Santa Claus toy just came in.

01:32:21.880 --> 01:32:24.160
Well, the picture looks just like the advertisement.

01:32:24.160 --> 01:32:26.900
We've got the little Santa Claus there with his ladder.

01:32:26.900 --> 01:32:29.720
Let's see if it's really the same inside.

01:32:29.720 --> 01:32:30.760
What the?

01:32:30.760 --> 01:32:32.960
This doesn't look like the advertisement.

01:32:32.960 --> 01:32:34.640
This is like a Santa Claus doll.

01:32:34.640 --> 01:32:37.240
There's no way it's going to move like that ad.

01:32:37.240 --> 01:32:39.200
Let's see what happens when we put it together.

01:32:39.200 --> 01:32:41.240
It's got candy cane ladder rugs.

01:32:41.240 --> 01:32:43.160
Yo, is this even legal?

01:32:43.160 --> 01:32:46.200
Yo, hey, Chad, is this legal?

01:32:46.200 --> 01:32:49.000
Are you even allowed to just falsely advertise something?

01:32:49.000 --> 01:32:50.280
Pretty cool, I like that.

01:32:50.280 --> 01:32:52.080
All right, let's plug this thing in.

01:32:53.160 --> 01:32:55.680
Whoa, it's got nice Christmas lights,

01:32:55.680 --> 01:32:58.800
but I guess I'm supposed to zip tie the Santa to this?

01:33:00.880 --> 01:33:03.120
This Santa can't move at all.

01:33:03.120 --> 01:33:04.280
That's super misleading.

01:33:04.280 --> 01:33:07.440
The advertisement was a Santa Claus that climbs a ladder

01:33:07.440 --> 01:33:10.720
and you have a Santa Claus that stands on a ladder.

01:33:10.720 --> 01:33:13.320
And because I thought there was gonna be a moving Santa Claus

01:33:13.320 --> 01:33:14.960
that went up and down the ladder,

01:33:14.960 --> 01:33:16.440
this is such a scam.

01:33:16.440 --> 01:33:17.840
It's a piece of junk.

01:33:17.840 --> 01:33:21.040
This next ad is probably the most unbelievable.

01:33:21.040 --> 01:33:24.200
From the pictures, it looks like the world's largest drone.

01:33:24.200 --> 01:33:25.880
There's just no way.

01:33:25.880 --> 01:33:27.160
I'm excited for this one.

01:33:29.360 --> 01:33:30.200
What?

01:33:30.200 --> 01:33:32.200
This doesn't even look like the video.

01:33:32.200 --> 01:33:35.120
This thing's so small, it fits in the palm of my hand.

01:33:35.120 --> 01:33:37.160
All right, the size definitely isn't the same.

01:33:37.160 --> 01:33:41.160
Put him in jail, put him in jail, literally.

01:33:41.160 --> 01:33:43.700
No, arrest him, put him in prison.

01:33:45.200 --> 01:33:48.320
So the ads are all filmed with AI?

01:33:48.320 --> 01:33:49.700
Click.

01:33:49.700 --> 01:33:51.080
Oh my God!

01:33:51.080 --> 01:33:54.060
We're actually moving so far back into society.

01:33:54.060 --> 01:33:56.860
Bro, look, it's just a fully AI ad.

01:33:56.860 --> 01:33:58.120
Look like the video.

01:33:58.120 --> 01:34:01.060
This thing's so small, it fits in the palm of my hand.

01:34:01.060 --> 01:34:03.260
All right, the size definitely isn't the same,

01:34:03.260 --> 01:34:04.380
but let's see if this ad.

01:34:04.380 --> 01:34:05.620
That's what she said.

01:34:05.620 --> 01:34:07.020
At least works.

01:34:07.020 --> 01:34:09.020
I'm sorry, I'm watching the office again.

01:34:09.020 --> 01:34:10.020
Go.

01:34:10.020 --> 01:34:11.020
Whoa.

01:34:11.020 --> 01:34:12.020
Whoa.

01:34:12.020 --> 01:34:13.020
Ah.

01:34:13.020 --> 01:34:14.020
Ah.

01:34:14.020 --> 01:34:15.020
What the heck?

01:34:15.020 --> 01:34:17.020
Well, it works.

01:34:17.020 --> 01:34:19.020
It's actually kind of cool for 20 bucks.

01:34:19.020 --> 01:34:20.020
At least it flies.

01:34:20.020 --> 01:34:24.020
I was worried that it wasn't going to work at all.

01:34:24.020 --> 01:34:25.020
Whoa.

01:34:25.020 --> 01:34:26.020
All right.

01:34:26.020 --> 01:34:31.020
My verdict for this one is that it's misleading because the ad didn't look anything like this,

01:34:31.020 --> 01:34:33.020
but it's actually pretty cool.

01:34:33.020 --> 01:34:36.020
And for $20, this is a lot of fun.

01:34:36.020 --> 01:34:39.460
This next product is one of the most popular ones I've seen online.

01:34:39.460 --> 01:34:43.020
It's a gorilla hoodie that can apparently make you look pretty buff.

01:34:43.020 --> 01:34:44.340
I mean, I feel like...

01:34:44.340 --> 01:34:45.340
Yo.

01:34:45.340 --> 01:34:48.820
Oh my god.

01:34:48.820 --> 01:34:50.140
Oh my god.

01:34:50.140 --> 01:34:52.460
Who is purchasing these items?

01:34:52.460 --> 01:34:54.820
Who is purchasing these items, bro?

01:34:54.820 --> 01:34:55.820
Look at this guy!

01:34:55.820 --> 01:35:00.260
He'd look pretty weird wearing this around, but it looks pretty soft and comfortable.

01:35:00.260 --> 01:35:01.820
Maybe I'd wear it around the house.

01:35:01.820 --> 01:35:05.220
Are people trying to wear this to look like they're buff under the hoodie?

01:35:05.220 --> 01:35:08.100
If that's the case, that's pretty dumb.

01:35:08.100 --> 01:35:10.100
All right, the gorilla muscle hood he came in.

01:35:10.100 --> 01:35:11.420
Let's check this thing out.

01:35:12.340 --> 01:35:14.220
What the, well it's green.

01:35:14.220 --> 01:35:16.300
It kind of looks like a Hulk or something.

01:35:16.300 --> 01:35:17.740
And where are the muscles?

01:35:17.740 --> 01:35:19.580
They're just printed on here.

01:35:19.580 --> 01:35:22.580
Let me try this on though and see if it makes me look buff.

01:35:22.580 --> 01:35:23.420
Ah!

01:35:28.460 --> 01:35:30.220
I don't feel any buffer.

01:35:30.220 --> 01:35:31.940
The fabric is kind of comfortable,

01:35:31.940 --> 01:35:34.740
but this looks nothing like the advertisement.

01:35:34.740 --> 01:35:36.340
And it's green, what the heck?

01:35:36.340 --> 01:35:38.340
I don't know of any green gorillas.

01:35:38.340 --> 01:35:40.220
My verdict, fake.

01:35:40.220 --> 01:35:41.940
It looks nothing like the ad.

01:35:41.940 --> 01:35:44.420
So this next ad is trying to sell a keyboard

01:35:44.420 --> 01:35:46.420
that looks like it's made out of honey.

01:35:47.340 --> 01:35:48.180
Yo.

01:35:49.500 --> 01:35:52.580
Okay, this would actually be sick if this was real.

01:35:53.540 --> 01:35:55.020
What?

01:35:55.020 --> 01:35:56.620
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:35:58.380 --> 01:36:03.380
Wait, no, why would you even advertise this?

01:36:03.380 --> 01:36:06.380
A keyboard that you can use one time?

01:36:06.380 --> 01:36:09.380
This is just impossible. Like, there's just no way.

01:36:09.380 --> 01:36:11.380
This makes me want to eat some honey right now.

01:36:11.380 --> 01:36:13.380
I don't know if this is like ASMR or this is crazy.

01:36:13.380 --> 01:36:16.380
Alright, let's check out the honey keyboard.

01:36:16.380 --> 01:36:18.380
This thing was a hundred bucks.

01:36:18.380 --> 01:36:20.380
Okay, one hundred bucks.

01:36:33.380 --> 01:36:35.440
you

01:37:03.380 --> 01:37:05.440
you

01:37:33.380 --> 01:37:35.440
you

01:38:03.380 --> 01:38:05.440
you

01:38:33.380 --> 01:38:35.440
you

01:39:03.380 --> 01:39:05.380
You

01:39:19.940 --> 01:39:21.940
At test he's out

01:39:22.860 --> 01:39:26.380
All right, I got the walk on water shoes. They look like little boats

01:39:26.380 --> 01:39:27.500
I

01:39:27.500 --> 01:39:31.100
Literally guarantee you he instantly face dives right into the pool

01:39:31.100 --> 01:39:37.980
So you fill them up with air and then apparently I can walk on water. Let's put them on. So my shoes are in here

01:39:38.620 --> 01:39:44.500
Tighten it up. All right, let's put on the next shoe. I hope this works. Yeah lock this one in now too

01:39:44.500 --> 01:39:47.660
All right, I got the two shoes on it feels so lightweight

01:39:47.660 --> 01:39:52.460
I can barely even tell I'm wearing them my goal is gonna be to cross the entire pool

01:39:52.460 --> 01:39:56.500
Yeah, that's probably not a good sign man if the shoes you can't even like feel them

01:39:56.500 --> 01:40:00.880
You're just gonna literally fall right into the pool. I'm a little nervous here. Hey

01:40:01.100 --> 01:40:08.100
Here we go.

01:40:08.100 --> 01:40:12.180
Oh, this doesn't work at all.

01:40:12.180 --> 01:40:13.380
My verdict is fake.

01:40:13.380 --> 01:40:14.380
This thing sucks.

01:40:14.380 --> 01:40:16.380
I didn't even make it a step.

01:40:16.380 --> 01:40:17.380
Now I'm soaked.

01:40:17.380 --> 01:40:18.900
Bro, like it.

01:40:18.900 --> 01:40:23.980
This next product claims it can clear an entire car windshield of ice and snow in seconds.

01:40:23.980 --> 01:40:26.780
Time to clear these up.

01:40:26.780 --> 01:40:27.780
What the heck?

01:40:27.780 --> 01:40:28.780
Oh my gosh.

01:40:28.780 --> 01:40:32.060
It looks like it creates so much heat that everything just evaporates.

01:40:32.060 --> 01:40:34.620
I feel like something getting that hot could burn you.

01:40:34.620 --> 01:40:35.980
Alright, let's put it to the test.

01:40:36.940 --> 01:40:38.540
Alright, well, here they are.

01:40:38.540 --> 01:40:40.780
They look a little smaller than they did in the ad.

01:40:40.780 --> 01:40:41.820
I thought they said they were magnet-

01:40:41.820 --> 01:40:43.180
Somebody in the chat just said,

01:40:43.180 --> 01:40:44.060
That's AI.

01:40:47.420 --> 01:40:48.780
The title of the video is,

01:40:48.780 --> 01:40:51.020
I bought every AI scam app.

01:40:51.020 --> 01:40:51.900
Metic too, I think-

01:40:51.900 --> 01:40:53.820
They're all made out of magnetic.

01:40:53.820 --> 01:40:55.260
Let's try them out on some ice.

01:40:56.460 --> 01:40:58.700
In the ad, it looks like you have to turn them on,

01:40:58.700 --> 01:41:01.200
and drop them real fast, otherwise it could burn you.

01:41:04.200 --> 01:41:05.400
That didn't do anything.

01:41:07.400 --> 01:41:08.100
Wow.

01:41:09.200 --> 01:41:10.500
It's not even warm.

01:41:10.500 --> 01:41:11.500
What the heck?

01:41:11.500 --> 01:41:12.700
I think I got scammed.

01:41:12.700 --> 01:41:14.300
There's just a little blue light on here.

01:41:14.300 --> 01:41:15.600
That's the only thing it does.

01:41:15.600 --> 01:41:16.800
It doesn't even get warm.

01:41:16.800 --> 01:41:18.500
This is a terrible product.

01:41:18.500 --> 01:41:21.000
Next might be the world's weirdest headphones,

01:41:21.000 --> 01:41:23.200
because it literally looks like there's a smartphone

01:41:23.200 --> 01:41:24.400
built into the side.

01:41:24.400 --> 01:41:26.900
How would you know what to change if you can't see it?

01:41:26.900 --> 01:41:28.300
This just seems fake to me.

01:41:28.700 --> 01:41:35.020
All right. Here's the headphones. They do have a screen on it. So at least the AI ad wasn't.

01:41:35.020 --> 01:41:44.460
So the first thing is just math, right? In 2026, in the current economy, a $25 headset that acts as

01:41:44.460 --> 01:41:51.740
an iPhone. Yeah, right. And then after you buy it, a leprechaun pops out of a gold pot and wanks you

01:41:51.740 --> 01:41:58.140
all. Like, bro, this is like, for this to actually work, this would be like $900. Maybe more.

01:41:58.140 --> 01:42:03.580
Made up. Sometimes they make stuff up and it's not even on the product. Wow. It looks like you

01:42:03.580 --> 01:42:09.740
can take the screen out. What can we do here? So it looks like it has music, translation.

01:42:09.740 --> 01:42:13.420
You can even operate the flashlight on your phone. It's got a lot of different things here,

01:42:13.420 --> 01:42:18.220
but it's just some remote control for your phone, essentially. All right, let's try to listen to

01:42:18.220 --> 01:42:25.260
something. All right, hit play. Oh yeah, the audio is not bad. It's kind of weird placement though.

01:42:25.260 --> 01:42:30.940
You have to like take it off, click it, but it does what the ad showed, so this thing's real.

01:42:30.940 --> 01:42:35.980
But next is what might be the largest flashlight in the world. Well, at least that's what the ad

01:42:35.980 --> 01:42:41.980
makes it look like. What the heck? The picture showed his shoulder strap. I can't even put this

01:42:41.980 --> 01:42:47.340
around my wrist oh there we go and it the flashlight was like 10 times bigger

01:42:47.340 --> 01:42:53.260
look like a bazooka or something I mean it's pretty bright but I don't know

01:42:53.260 --> 01:42:57.020
about lighting up an entire mountains this seems just like a normal flashlight

01:42:57.020 --> 01:43:00.660
I'm not that impressed with this they definitely tricking people into buying

01:43:00.660 --> 01:43:04.940
this that's not a mountain apparently you can perfectly disguise yourself as

01:43:04.940 --> 01:43:08.020
Is anyone or anything with this next product?

01:43:08.020 --> 01:43:09.020
Yo.

01:43:09.020 --> 01:43:13.020
What in the world is this?

01:43:13.020 --> 01:43:17.260
For $2.98 you can mask as any celebrity.

01:43:17.260 --> 01:43:19.180
It's a line of celebrity masks.

01:43:19.180 --> 01:43:20.660
You got Walter White.

01:43:20.660 --> 01:43:23.620
Okay, okay, what the fuck am I looking at?

01:43:23.620 --> 01:43:25.700
Snoop Dogg, but I like Breaking Bad.

01:43:25.700 --> 01:43:27.620
I have the Speed one.

01:43:27.620 --> 01:43:30.060
Yo, you bought this shit, bro?

01:43:30.060 --> 01:43:32.860
Yo, yo, yo, yo, bro, you bought this?

01:43:32.860 --> 01:43:35.180
So I went with Walter White.

01:43:35.180 --> 01:43:36.380
What do you guys think?

01:43:36.380 --> 01:43:37.900
Looks interesting.

01:43:37.900 --> 01:43:38.820
Lawyer up.

01:43:38.820 --> 01:43:39.820
Should I start cooking?

01:43:42.580 --> 01:43:43.980
This is kind of creepy.

01:43:43.980 --> 01:43:45.380
I don't know about this.

01:43:45.380 --> 01:43:46.700
I'm Walter White.

01:43:46.700 --> 01:43:48.540
I need to call Better Call Saul.

01:43:48.540 --> 01:43:49.820
I can move my mouth a little.

01:43:49.820 --> 01:43:50.320
Look.

01:43:50.320 --> 01:43:51.940
It looks like AI to me.

01:43:51.940 --> 01:43:53.420
Yeah, you look AI.

01:43:53.420 --> 01:43:54.220
Hello.

01:43:54.220 --> 01:43:55.060
Hello.

01:43:55.060 --> 01:43:57.420
I guess for $3, I'll say this is real.

01:43:57.420 --> 01:44:00.940
Some of the ads made it look even more realistic than this.

01:44:00.940 --> 01:44:02.380
But what do you expect for $3?

01:44:02.380 --> 01:44:03.720
So what have we learned today?

01:44:03.720 --> 01:44:05.060
Something we already know.

01:44:05.060 --> 01:44:07.160
If something is too good to be true,

01:44:08.220 --> 01:44:10.180
it's never fucking true.

01:44:10.180 --> 01:44:11.420
I'm gonna give it a real.

01:44:11.420 --> 01:44:13.140
I've got even more insane products

01:44:13.140 --> 01:44:14.780
on this next video on the screen.

01:44:14.780 --> 01:44:16.260
Brother, brother,

01:44:16.260 --> 01:44:18.540
if something is too good to be true,

01:44:18.540 --> 01:44:20.420
it's never true.

01:44:20.420 --> 01:44:21.260
Ever.

01:44:23.420 --> 01:44:24.940
Oh wait, I said the same though.

01:44:24.940 --> 01:44:26.820
If something is too good to be true,

01:44:26.820 --> 01:44:28.140
then it probably is.

01:44:28.140 --> 01:44:33.380
If something is too good to be true, it probably is.

01:44:33.380 --> 01:44:35.220
High-vives, what is this, bro?

01:44:35.220 --> 01:44:37.300
Oh my God.

01:44:37.300 --> 01:44:39.460
High-vives, this is what I'm talking about.

01:44:39.460 --> 01:44:41.020
Man!

01:44:41.020 --> 01:44:42.980
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.

01:44:42.980 --> 01:44:46.700
Now, chat, should we react to SGA flopping really quick?

01:44:46.700 --> 01:44:50.300
I'm pretty sure he flopped last night in the game, no?

01:44:50.300 --> 01:44:53.060
I'm pretty sure SGA flopped last night in the game,

01:44:53.060 --> 01:44:53.940
I'm pretty sure.

01:44:58.140 --> 01:45:09.080
I'm pretty sure he did it. He

01:45:28.140 --> 01:45:34.700
O.K.C. It's ironic because Manu invented it. Just accept that O.K.C. is better than the Spurs.

01:45:34.700 --> 01:45:40.380
Sad Castle at 14 and FTA. You know how bad it is for the entire stadium to chant this?

01:45:40.380 --> 01:45:44.060
But you called him flopper, but we called him Shay the MVP.

01:45:49.340 --> 01:45:52.700
So, Jack, where is it from last night, bro?

01:45:52.700 --> 01:46:07.940
this right now is this it what what the hell

01:46:07.940 --> 01:46:22.580
haters can't accept

01:46:22.580 --> 01:46:28.020
greatness yo bro just say you're from Oklahoma City dude. This is greatness.

01:46:29.700 --> 01:46:32.980
Mijo just say you're from Oklahoma City brother.

01:46:39.860 --> 01:46:46.820
Yeah so what's gonna end up happening is I think basketball or like the NBA is gonna be forced

01:46:46.820 --> 01:46:51.140
to make a rule against this, bro. Like 100% in the next couple of years.

01:46:51.140 --> 01:46:56.420
But McCain, if she ain't got a son, she didn't get a heart and stride battles.

01:46:56.420 --> 01:47:00.100
I pulled him to the floor. Killed his out with Cesar.

01:47:00.100 --> 01:47:06.100
Alright. Bro, every time this guy shoots a mid-ranger, it looks like a sniper rifle hits his leg.

01:47:06.820 --> 01:47:12.020
Literally, bro. Literally. Like, literally, bro. Chattie's Dante's ready?

01:47:12.020 --> 01:47:15.020
Is that says ready?

01:47:15.020 --> 01:47:20.020
Oh, actually, okay, nice.

01:47:20.020 --> 01:47:25.020
He's in a game blasting EDM.

01:47:25.020 --> 01:47:27.020
He's in a game blasting EDM.

01:47:27.020 --> 01:47:29.020
Bro, well, I may as well get started, eh?

01:47:29.020 --> 01:47:31.020
Yo, chat.

01:47:31.020 --> 01:47:33.020
High-fives, get the browser on screen.

01:47:33.020 --> 01:47:34.020
Here we go.

01:47:34.020 --> 01:47:36.020
Chat.

01:47:36.020 --> 01:47:44.860
This could turn into a fucking marathon, boys.

01:47:44.860 --> 01:47:48.340
This could turn into a motherfucking marathon.

01:47:48.340 --> 01:47:51.380
This could turn into a fucking marathon, man.

01:47:51.380 --> 01:47:54.020
This could turn into a motherfucking marathon.

01:47:54.020 --> 01:47:55.020
1.7 KDA.

01:47:55.020 --> 01:47:57.020
Why is that funny?

01:47:57.020 --> 01:48:00.520
Chat.

01:48:00.520 --> 01:48:03.700
We are currently iron two.

01:48:03.700 --> 01:48:10.020
We are not allowed to end this stream until we get bronze in League of Legends.

01:48:10.020 --> 01:48:11.900
Until we get bronze in League of Legends.

01:48:11.900 --> 01:48:14.340
Is Dantaz ready?

01:48:14.340 --> 01:48:16.340
Is Dantaz ready chat?

01:48:16.340 --> 01:48:22.180
This stream legitimately has the potential to turn into a fucking marathon.

01:48:22.180 --> 01:48:23.180
Jensi.

01:48:23.180 --> 01:48:30.580
Are you ready bro?

01:48:30.580 --> 01:48:33.540
I just lost three games in row and I'm already tilted as fuck.

01:48:33.740 --> 01:48:36.740
So guess who's going to be receiving all the anger that I feel.

01:48:39.100 --> 01:48:39.540
Me.

01:48:40.820 --> 01:48:42.060
You know what it's like, Jynxie?

01:48:42.220 --> 01:48:42.580
Yeah.

01:48:42.900 --> 01:48:43.900
What is it like, bro?

01:48:44.820 --> 01:48:48.900
It's like, I just had the worst day at work and then I got home and you show me

01:48:48.900 --> 01:48:50.540
the shitty little drawing that you made.

01:48:50.820 --> 01:48:54.620
And it's like, even though I shouldn't, it's like, you might have to get

01:48:54.620 --> 01:48:56.060
clocked upside the head.

01:48:56.100 --> 01:48:56.980
Do you know what I mean?

01:48:56.980 --> 01:48:58.060
To make me feel better.

01:48:58.260 --> 01:48:59.100
Jesus man.

01:48:59.180 --> 01:48:59.900
Jesus man.

01:48:59.900 --> 01:49:00.340
Come on.

01:49:00.580 --> 01:49:05.420
Bro, I played a game of Warwick this morning and went absolutely hammies.

01:49:05.420 --> 01:49:06.820
I went hammies, bro.

01:49:06.820 --> 01:49:09.340
Bro, it was the best game of Warwick I've ever played.

01:49:09.340 --> 01:49:10.340
I'm not kidding.

01:49:10.340 --> 01:49:16.300
Okay, be honest, how did it feel when you played that game?

01:49:16.300 --> 01:49:22.140
It felt like the first time I ever tried lubricant.

01:49:22.140 --> 01:49:24.140
Really?

01:49:24.140 --> 01:49:26.140
Yes.

01:49:26.140 --> 01:49:32.300
Bro, the first time I ever tried lubricant, it was soap and it went in my urethra and

01:49:32.300 --> 01:49:35.700
it caused me a lot of pain.

01:49:35.700 --> 01:49:40.140
Because why the fuck would you use soap, man?

01:49:40.140 --> 01:49:41.980
Why would you use soap, bro?

01:49:41.980 --> 01:49:47.100
Me-ho, me-ho, me-ho, I was in the shower and I kept doing that every day for like a month's

01:49:47.100 --> 01:49:52.260
straight and then I would do it for so many years that I ended up becoming a masochist

01:49:52.260 --> 01:49:54.460
because I would associate pleasure with pain.

01:49:54.460 --> 01:49:55.460
Does that make sense?

01:49:55.460 --> 01:49:58.860
That actually does check out.

01:49:58.860 --> 01:49:59.860
Wow.

01:49:59.860 --> 01:50:00.860
God damn.

01:50:00.860 --> 01:50:01.860
You're fucking interesting, bro.

01:50:01.860 --> 01:50:02.860
John Tess.

01:50:02.860 --> 01:50:03.860
Let's get up, man.

01:50:03.860 --> 01:50:04.860
All right.

01:50:04.860 --> 01:50:05.860
I'm listening.

01:50:05.860 --> 01:50:06.860
What's good?

01:50:06.860 --> 01:50:08.740
We're not allowed to end this stream until I'm bronze.

01:50:08.740 --> 01:50:10.700
We're not allowed to jerk off.

01:50:10.700 --> 01:50:12.820
We're not allowed to take a shower.

01:50:12.820 --> 01:50:14.580
We're not allowed to eat food.

01:50:14.580 --> 01:50:16.700
We're not allowed to hug our parents.

01:50:16.700 --> 01:50:19.340
We're not allowed to literally go see the sunlight.

01:50:19.340 --> 01:50:21.420
We're not allowed to pet our dogs.

01:50:21.420 --> 01:50:25.180
We're not allowed to do anything until I'm bronze and leave the legends.

01:50:25.180 --> 01:50:29.060
not even allowed to get out of your chair and piss because you have a fucking

01:50:29.060 --> 01:50:30.580
piss bucket under your desk.

01:50:32.900 --> 01:50:33.220
Yeah.

01:50:33.220 --> 01:50:35.860
So about that, coach, I didn't get a piss bucket.

01:50:37.540 --> 01:50:39.220
How big is the girth of your penis?

01:50:42.620 --> 01:50:45.340
It's not narrow, but it's also not thick.

01:50:45.340 --> 01:50:46.340
It's I'm gonna be honest.

01:50:46.340 --> 01:50:47.940
It's sort of perfect girth in my opinion.

01:50:47.940 --> 01:50:49.340
They're actually go to my stream.

01:50:49.380 --> 01:50:52.780
My girth is like literally that.

01:50:52.900 --> 01:50:53.500
That's my girth.

01:50:53.900 --> 01:50:55.900
Okay, you know why that's perfect

01:50:57.380 --> 01:51:01.700
Why cuz your dick hole fits inside that Saratoga water bottle

01:51:01.700 --> 01:51:06.980
So you're gonna finish that up right the fuck now and that's gonna be your piss bottle for the next eight hours

01:51:07.060 --> 01:51:12.260
I'm not even fucking trolling by the way, Jinxie. You're gonna be pissing on stream on camera

01:51:12.260 --> 01:51:19.340
I don't give a fuck boy today. You are getting bronze and that is on God. Okay. Do you understand me?

01:51:19.340 --> 01:51:22.980
Like are you absolutely positive that faker did this shit man?

01:51:23.500 --> 01:51:31.380
Are you sure faker? Let me let me ask you a better question if faker wanted to be the greatest do you think he wouldn't do this shit?

01:51:33.700 --> 01:51:37.140
That's a good fucking point. Yeah, you're actually right. Okay. That's a good point

01:51:38.140 --> 01:51:42.820
All right, bro. So how does this work? What delay should I run? What should I do?

01:51:42.820 --> 01:51:48.340
Like how do we mean like not even min max this how do we maximize this fucking you know today?

01:51:48.980 --> 01:51:50.980
Okay, we're only playing warwick

01:51:50.980 --> 01:51:57.000
Only playing Warwick. I'm not yo fuck your Diana if Warwick gets banned. Should I play yee?

01:51:57.860 --> 01:51:59.860
That's the only other champ you can play

01:51:59.940 --> 01:52:00.900
Okay, thank you

01:52:00.900 --> 01:52:05.140
So if Warwick and yee get banned then what I do guys in the fuck out of a game

01:52:05.700 --> 01:52:11.620
Well, well listen the good news is that you can't be worse on mouth. I then modeling

01:52:11.620 --> 01:52:14.500
So would you want to whip out the mouth fight? Yes or no?

01:52:15.940 --> 01:52:18.300
But is mouth light a jungler or a mid laner?

01:52:18.300 --> 01:52:26.180
He's like everything, but you know what fuck it if mouth fight or listen if ye and warwick both get banned

01:52:26.300 --> 01:52:31.940
Then we're gonna play back on the Diana because I'm telling you yesterday was just an unlucky day like bro

01:52:31.940 --> 01:52:36.440
I'm not even kidding Diana gets countered by warwick, and you still won the matchup early

01:52:37.820 --> 01:52:43.420
Run zero today and banned warwick every game high-fives ban boggles. Yo don't ask listen up, bro

01:52:44.780 --> 01:52:46.780
Here's what I'm gonna do

01:52:46.780 --> 01:52:52.580
Diana can go fuck herself with a little skill shots. Okay. I like brawling and punching people in the face

01:52:52.580 --> 01:52:57.840
If Warwick gets banned and if he gets banned then I'm literally just gonna play Garin top

01:52:59.220 --> 01:53:05.400
It doesn't work like that. You can see because you're gonna be jungle like you can't just sit there and champs like and be like

01:53:05.400 --> 01:53:10.820
All right Garin top time like we're gonna have to find you a third jungler. So what are we thinking now?

01:53:10.820 --> 01:53:12.820
Like you you

01:53:12.860 --> 01:53:18.020
You like balling and you don't like skill shots, right? Yes. Yes. We'll come we'll come we'll come

01:53:18.580 --> 01:53:21.020
Please man, please. I like bro. We'll come

01:53:21.940 --> 01:53:27.940
You want to do what we'll come ash has no skill shots. We can do we'll come. Yes, please God we'll come

01:53:28.020 --> 01:53:34.020
Okay, so you know what fuck it. We'll do we'll come now. Do you want to go and practice so I can teach you about the job

01:53:34.020 --> 01:53:39.580
You went live. We a we don't have time to waste bro. Look, it's not gonna come to we'll come bro. Listen up, buddy

01:53:39.580 --> 01:53:45.940
I'm just gonna win all my games with Warwick now don't doubt what delay should I run because we need the same delay

01:53:46.240 --> 01:53:52.040
We need the same do 30 seconds 30 seconds. All right. Are you ready?

01:53:52.440 --> 01:53:54.440
I'm ready. I'll put on 30 seconds, too

01:53:55.200 --> 01:53:57.200
I'm gonna end I'm gonna end

01:54:09.580 --> 01:54:11.640
you

01:54:39.580 --> 01:54:41.580
I

01:54:42.620 --> 01:54:45.980
Okay, Jin see show your screen right now

01:54:49.700 --> 01:54:51.700
Once I got a text my brother

01:54:54.220 --> 01:54:56.860
Are you telling him that you're gonna be joining him in silver soon?

01:54:59.260 --> 01:55:01.660
No, oh, okay

01:55:03.900 --> 01:55:05.900
Don't that's all you got to do bro

01:55:05.900 --> 01:55:09.900
James, I'm gonna be honest, bro. I was fucking born ready for this shit.

01:55:09.900 --> 01:55:12.900
30 seconds today has been applied. Check.

01:55:12.900 --> 01:55:16.900
Camera is covering minimap. Check.

01:55:16.900 --> 01:55:20.900
No, you don't have to have the minimap get covered.

01:55:20.900 --> 01:55:25.900
If you have delay, then remove the minimap cover because it's a more immersive experience for viewers

01:55:25.900 --> 01:55:29.900
so they can actually understand what's going on in the game.

01:55:29.900 --> 01:55:31.900
Okay, kitten.

01:55:31.900 --> 01:55:33.900
Okay, are you ready, bro?

01:55:33.900 --> 01:55:40.100
are you ready yes one moment I'm gonna grab a bunch of bottles of water and

01:55:40.100 --> 01:55:46.700
I'll act your lights okay okay well but Jin see like listen I'm telling you right

01:55:46.700 --> 01:55:49.940
now this is the last time you're getting out of your chair so whatever you

01:55:49.940 --> 01:55:53.460
need to get you get everything right now because you're not leaving that fucking

01:55:53.460 --> 01:55:56.980
chair unless you're bronze like you understand me me how I have a small

01:55:56.980 --> 01:56:01.700
bladder me how I don't know you haven't me how you're gonna force out a toka

01:56:01.700 --> 01:56:03.460
Bottle's on your desk, Mio.

01:56:04.460 --> 01:56:08.160
Okay, yeah, and then I'm gonna be pissing like a fountain.

01:56:08.160 --> 01:56:10.500
Bro, permission to leave chair please, bro,

01:56:10.500 --> 01:56:12.460
please, just in between games, please.

01:56:12.460 --> 01:56:16.780
No, JNC, no, okay, listen, this is very important

01:56:16.780 --> 01:56:18.620
because I really don't feel like you understand.

01:56:18.620 --> 01:56:20.580
Every time you leave your chair,

01:56:20.580 --> 01:56:23.180
the problem is you get taken out of the mindset.

01:56:23.180 --> 01:56:24.940
It's like imagine you're in a war

01:56:24.940 --> 01:56:26.980
and you're killing bad guys, right?

01:56:26.980 --> 01:56:28.820
And then every 30 minutes,

01:56:28.820 --> 01:56:33.060
You get to FaceTime your like wife back home and say hi to your son.

01:56:33.260 --> 01:56:37.460
But it's like, miho, if you're doing that, then you're not going to be focused

01:56:37.460 --> 01:56:38.700
on the objective at hand.

01:56:38.940 --> 01:56:40.740
Like what do you not understand?

01:56:40.740 --> 01:56:41.300
Gingzi.

01:56:42.020 --> 01:56:42.540
Look, bro.

01:56:43.700 --> 01:56:43.940
Okay.

01:56:43.940 --> 01:56:44.380
You're right.

01:56:44.380 --> 01:56:44.820
Fine.

01:56:44.860 --> 01:56:46.100
Listen, I'll get up one time.

01:56:46.420 --> 01:56:48.220
Don says I'm only going to leave my chair one time.

01:56:48.220 --> 01:56:48.980
That it's gonna be right now.

01:56:49.260 --> 01:56:53.300
Don says, listen, bro, if I don't get bronze today, I'm going to wrap my car

01:56:53.300 --> 01:56:55.700
around a fucking telephone pole in GTS.

01:56:56.140 --> 01:56:58.740
I need to let your highest level of coaching, man.

01:56:58.820 --> 01:57:02.140
Alright, okay. I'm gonna be doing it all for you today, bro

01:57:02.780 --> 01:57:04.100
All right

01:57:04.100 --> 01:57:08.860
Stroke it a little bit Jarvis. All right, we are be we are be chat here. We go guys

01:57:08.940 --> 01:57:13.460
We are not ending the stream until bronze. This is not fucking clickbait

01:57:13.660 --> 01:57:18.980
We are not ending the stream until bronze. This is not fucking clickbait. Let's go

01:57:20.580 --> 01:57:22.700
Hi boys just screen on discord

01:57:22.700 --> 01:57:29.420
He's still in the show screen and then he can queue up. We're not gonna we're not gonna make him first time down and say again

01:57:29.420 --> 01:57:32.620
No, it's like we're gonna give the whole jinx you got a little break

01:57:33.700 --> 01:57:35.700
All right

01:57:35.740 --> 01:57:40.420
Guys, I'm gonna be honest today's the day that jinx he goes from iron to bronze

01:57:40.780 --> 01:57:46.740
It's like the first time that he's actually gonna have a real rank up and so far

01:57:46.740 --> 01:57:54.260
He's never actually seen what that looks like like you know when it's like you're like you're fucking like rank icon gets upgraded

01:57:54.260 --> 01:57:59.180
And then you sit there and you just feel like the fucking king of the world with that whole cool animation

01:57:59.220 --> 01:58:05.020
He's never experienced that before so it's literally gonna be a fucking dopamine head for him today

01:58:06.180 --> 01:58:08.180
All right, nice

01:58:12.660 --> 01:58:14.660
All right, hi boys, it's so bro

01:58:16.740 --> 01:58:18.740
Okay

01:58:21.060 --> 01:58:23.540
All right guys, this can be a bit of a crazy fucking game

01:58:23.540 --> 01:58:28.820
I'm gonna be honest like I'm already feeling like today. It's gonna be a fucking power push to bronze

01:58:29.140 --> 01:58:35.940
I'm gonna put a bet out there right now. I'm just gonna say it. I genuinely think the only uses one game max

01:58:39.140 --> 01:58:42.300
That I brought drops S talk to me. Let's hear it

01:58:46.740 --> 01:58:59.460
What happened what happened what happened oh my god a syrup toga bottle just dropped on my toe

01:59:00.420 --> 01:59:04.980
yo wait we're quick jinx you put in my mouth my tongue has healing properties

01:59:06.820 --> 01:59:12.100
yo don't sense since we're gonna be on league of legends for potentially the next 12 hours 12 hours

01:59:12.100 --> 01:59:14.100
Do you want to know everything I got?

01:59:14.100 --> 01:59:16.100
Yep, talk to me.

01:59:16.100 --> 01:59:18.100
Protein bar, lemon flavor.

01:59:19.100 --> 01:59:21.100
Protein shake, vanilla flavor.

01:59:22.100 --> 01:59:25.100
Electrolytes, body armor, flash IV.

01:59:25.100 --> 01:59:28.100
Electrolytes, body armor.

01:59:28.100 --> 01:59:30.100
Two zebra hills, bottom of the water.

01:59:30.100 --> 01:59:32.100
Are you ready?

01:59:32.100 --> 01:59:35.100
Where's the fucking energy drinks?

01:59:35.100 --> 01:59:37.100
Oh my god, can I run and get Celsius?

01:59:37.100 --> 01:59:39.100
I have to be in my chair again.

01:59:39.100 --> 01:59:41.100
Can I run against Alsia's, please? I need to run.

01:59:41.100 --> 01:59:44.100
Fine! Fine! Fine! Fine! Go fast!

01:59:47.100 --> 01:59:51.100
Bro, the most critical thing in here, he already forgot it.

01:59:54.100 --> 01:59:59.100
Alright. Oh wait, he's against Nyla this game. Ooh, that might be a bit hard.

01:59:59.100 --> 02:00:04.100
Nyla and Soraka, Jesus Christ. Okay, it's fine.

02:00:09.100 --> 02:00:17.140
Yo guys, I just made up a funny new joke, do you want to hear it?

02:00:17.140 --> 02:00:19.420
Why did Jinxy go to the Doth Mall?

02:00:19.420 --> 02:00:20.420
What the fuck up coach?

02:00:20.420 --> 02:00:21.420
Okay, alright, nevermind.

02:00:21.420 --> 02:00:22.420
Guess what I got?

02:00:22.420 --> 02:00:25.340
Alright, talk to me what you got.

02:00:25.340 --> 02:00:27.340
Not one, but two energy drinks.

02:00:27.340 --> 02:00:28.340
Okay?

02:00:28.340 --> 02:00:29.340
Drink both of them right now.

02:00:29.340 --> 02:00:32.340
Yo, ay, watch that, ay, watch that!

02:00:32.340 --> 02:00:34.340
Yo, that's it!

02:00:34.340 --> 02:00:35.340
Buddy, buddy, buddy!

02:00:35.340 --> 02:00:38.340
If I drink two energy drinks right now, my heart's gonna fucking implode!

02:00:38.340 --> 02:00:45.060
me. Let me ask you a question. Mio. Mio. Do you deserve to have a beating heart if you're

02:00:45.060 --> 02:00:47.420
iron? Yes or no?

02:00:47.420 --> 02:00:54.060
Yo, bro. I know. No, not really.

02:00:54.060 --> 02:01:00.420
Listen, exactly. And I don't want you to laugh, bro, because when you laugh, it makes it seem

02:01:00.420 --> 02:01:05.540
like it's not as fucking serious as it is. This is very fucking serious shit, bro. If

02:01:05.540 --> 02:01:09.780
If I tell you you don't deserve to live unless you're bronze by the end of today, then you

02:01:09.780 --> 02:01:14.100
look at me and you say, all right, master, I will do everything to earn my rights.

02:01:14.100 --> 02:01:15.100
Do you understand?

02:01:15.100 --> 02:01:16.100
Okay.

02:01:16.100 --> 02:01:17.100
Hi, guys.

02:01:17.100 --> 02:01:18.100
Yo, don't test.

02:01:18.100 --> 02:01:21.100
Is there a way I could add your camera because this is going to be a marathon.

02:01:21.100 --> 02:01:24.500
Is there a way I could add your camera so my chat can see you?

02:01:24.500 --> 02:01:28.140
Do you see my camera up to get?

02:01:28.140 --> 02:01:29.740
Do you see my camera up to get?

02:01:29.740 --> 02:01:32.140
If not, throw your camera and discord, okay?

02:01:32.140 --> 02:01:33.140
Virtual cam.

02:01:33.140 --> 02:01:34.140
Okay, I don't want.

02:01:34.140 --> 02:01:35.140
Turn on camera.

02:01:35.140 --> 02:01:41.380
Listen chat, this is gonna be the longest this could be the longest stream of the year. All right lock in

02:01:42.540 --> 02:01:45.420
Start virtual webcam. Wait one second

02:01:45.980 --> 02:01:51.740
Guys this stream could be four hours. This stream could be 45 hours. It depends how much I win

02:01:58.460 --> 02:02:00.460
Don't worry coach, I'm doing my top spot

02:02:00.900 --> 02:02:02.620
Where's the bear?

02:02:02.620 --> 02:02:04.620
What's up, man?

02:02:05.140 --> 02:02:13.540
dude fucking discord's not working wait let me know what it's worth okay wait

02:02:13.540 --> 02:02:17.860
hold on this might have to be something we set up next game because time is

02:02:17.860 --> 02:02:25.580
modding and we can't lose all right who wait I think out of the god damn it

02:02:25.580 --> 02:02:30.580
fucking bullshit okay we'll worry about it next game

02:02:30.580 --> 02:02:32.580
Okay, GenC, are you ready?

02:02:32.580 --> 02:02:34.580
Yeah, I'm ready.

02:02:34.580 --> 02:02:39.580
Okay, so what we're going to do is we're going to play for the blue, top to bar, foe clear, okay?

02:02:40.580 --> 02:02:43.580
Coach, we're not allowed to end this stream.

02:02:43.580 --> 02:02:45.580
Let's put on bronze. Let's go.

02:02:45.580 --> 02:02:47.580
This is all the training I've came to this day.

02:02:47.580 --> 02:02:49.580
All the training I've came to this day.

02:02:49.580 --> 02:02:52.580
And GenC, this is what we're going to do.

02:02:52.580 --> 02:02:55.580
So right now, it's 3pm.

02:02:55.580 --> 02:02:59.580
If you don't hit bronze by midnight, then you have to drink your piss bottles.

02:02:59.580 --> 02:03:09.940
bottles. Deal. Deal. Alright, let's go. Okay, so now, remember, incest my Jinxy. So warwick

02:03:09.940 --> 02:03:15.300
trick for your clear, okay? When you finish your blue, use your Q-Brow. If you instantly

02:03:15.300 --> 02:03:20.020
smite the gromp, the gromp runs to you, so you don't need to bring it back as far. Do

02:03:20.020 --> 02:03:28.420
you understand? Yep, got it. Alright, so now let's go. Let's play for this. Play for the

02:03:28.420 --> 02:03:32.860
wolves there you go this is cannibalism jing see the wolf killing the wolves do

02:03:32.860 --> 02:03:37.900
understand yes coach I just want to say man if this turns out if this turns into

02:03:37.900 --> 02:03:41.700
a 45 hours to me to get brown so that's what I'm gonna fucking do all right

02:03:41.700 --> 02:03:46.660
that's why I like to fucking here bro because that's what it's about that's

02:03:46.660 --> 02:03:54.600
what it's about bro it's about dedication I don't like it that's not bad

02:03:54.600 --> 02:03:56.600
on iran, kree

02:03:57.240 --> 02:04:01.940
Because thing is it just means that you're gonna lose a little more health, but you have a faster clear so it's okay

02:04:02.100 --> 02:04:03.620
All right, so now come on

02:04:03.620 --> 02:04:08.840
Now jinxie when you're doing this auto each of them one time because now you're wasting auto attacks, right?

02:04:08.840 --> 02:04:14.540
So in the future when you're playing the rappers, I want you to fucking switch between those those like auto attacks

02:04:14.640 --> 02:04:17.800
Like you're using mastery to this that makes sense. Yep. Got it

02:04:20.800 --> 02:04:22.800
Do not out tab

02:04:22.800 --> 02:04:27.520
had to make sure my camera okay okay gotcha gotcha okay

02:04:27.520 --> 02:04:36.520
quads quads quads let's go remember if you win this one your iron one dude oh

02:04:36.520 --> 02:04:41.360
my god you're right you're right yes it's an important fucking game one of my

02:04:41.360 --> 02:04:45.440
game this morning chat I want my game yes okay so now James listen you're gonna

02:04:45.440 --> 02:04:51.240
play for this right and then afterwards you're gonna go for the the crowd

02:04:52.200 --> 02:04:56.300
Okay, now what you can do you're gonna go for the crab, okay?

02:04:56.300 --> 02:05:01.440
You can look for bar kill. No, we'll go but go but go but you're on a timer now press W and run on time

02:05:01.440 --> 02:05:06.760
Go go go remember eat hold Q GenC eat hold it hold it. Oh

02:05:07.600 --> 02:05:09.600
I mean that's fine. That's okay

02:05:11.320 --> 02:05:13.320
Go go go yes

02:05:21.240 --> 02:05:23.240
Fuck! Okay, go play God.

02:05:23.240 --> 02:05:25.240
I didn't have my smite. You brain-dad fucking dog shit, coach.

02:05:25.240 --> 02:05:27.240
Sorry, sorry.

02:05:27.240 --> 02:05:29.240
Well, you just shot me because I took his shit.

02:05:29.240 --> 02:05:31.240
I run player. Not anymore. Not after today.

02:05:31.240 --> 02:05:34.240
Okay, Jynxie, as punishment for flaming your coach,

02:05:34.240 --> 02:05:38.240
you need to drink your first batch of piss from the Saratoga bottle.

02:05:43.240 --> 02:05:44.240
Done.

02:05:44.240 --> 02:05:46.240
Alright, now recall.

02:05:46.240 --> 02:05:48.240
Why are we running to the top?

02:05:48.240 --> 02:05:49.240
God!

02:05:49.240 --> 02:05:56.740
Genksy, remember, League of Legends is about plans. If you have a thousand six hundred gold, you want to fucking spend it, right?

02:05:59.060 --> 02:06:00.340
Yes, guys.

02:06:00.340 --> 02:06:04.740
Like, okay, think of this right, buy the team out and then buy the shitty boots. You have four hundred gold,

02:06:04.740 --> 02:06:09.060
remember what we talked about when it came to like spending all your gold. So Genksy, listen to me, okay?

02:06:09.940 --> 02:06:12.360
Think of gold in League of Legends, like

02:06:12.360 --> 02:06:19.200
rent cap in a New York apartment, okay? Every year, imagine your rent cap goes up

02:06:19.200 --> 02:06:24.520
by a hundred, but you as a landlord never increase your rent, right? Like, that's a

02:06:24.520 --> 02:06:28.880
bad thing, but imagine every year you raise the rent on every single mother

02:06:28.880 --> 02:06:32.680
that lives in your house, right? By a hundred dollars until he comes on

02:06:32.680 --> 02:06:37.360
affordable, and then you can push her out of the house and like bring someone in

02:06:37.360 --> 02:06:45.420
there that actually gives you more money does that make sense yes so that's why

02:06:45.420 --> 02:06:49.940
Jin see you need to think of it like the enemy jungler is a single mother and

02:06:49.940 --> 02:06:54.060
you're spending your goal to a victim from their from their premises does that

02:06:54.060 --> 02:07:00.820
make sense yes okay on Christmas on Christmas coach batted away when I was

02:07:00.820 --> 02:07:05.260
cutting that a moomoo's head off I just imagine it was a lot of work yeah

02:07:05.260 --> 02:07:08.820
Because that's what what it's gonna be experiencing bro. I'm telling you

02:07:08.820 --> 02:07:14.220
Listen, I don't understand that I'm gonna pass it like that to see not yo Ludwig time to lock in buddy

02:07:14.220 --> 02:07:17.700
You might want to answer your second leg art man, cuz I'm coming for that act

02:07:18.620 --> 02:07:22.100
Yeah, hey first you're coming forward then you're gonna be coming in it

02:07:27.260 --> 02:07:29.260
Okay, maybe not no no

02:07:29.540 --> 02:07:31.540
bro, I like

02:07:31.540 --> 02:07:34.740
I should probably look drag here, but the moomoo's probably respawned by now

02:07:34.740 --> 02:07:38.800
Alright, so what we're gonna do is you're gonna look for the rafters and after rafters you're gonna play on the Krogs

02:07:38.800 --> 02:07:40.800
Okay, go

02:07:41.540 --> 02:07:44.300
So listen, I want you to sit here Jinx, so I'm not one-

02:07:44.300 --> 02:07:47.240
I need a timer, we need a fucking timer, we need a not non-stop timer

02:07:47.420 --> 02:07:49.640
So no, Jinxie, play for the Krogs now

02:07:49.640 --> 02:07:53.720
I want you to look, look bot out of moomoo, do not leave your Krogs, but look bot out of moomoo

02:07:53.720 --> 02:07:57.440
Look at how much time this little depressed, fun-less fuck is wasting

02:07:57.440 --> 02:08:02.040
While you're sitting here getting stronger. He's doing nothing. He's a fucking little bitch

02:08:02.040 --> 02:08:06.120
So you're gonna go in this jungle. You're gonna go in this jungle. You're gonna find him in this fucking jungle

02:08:06.200 --> 02:08:12.680
Okay, chase your butt son chase your butt son your butt son. Go go go chase it chase it. Okay. No don't go for this

02:08:14.840 --> 02:08:17.680
Yeah, you go for this hold Q on her. Hold Q

02:08:21.080 --> 02:08:24.320
Not bad not bad. Ah, not right. Yes, not right. Not right.

02:08:24.320 --> 02:08:30.040
Do you? Do you? Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

02:08:30.040 --> 02:08:34.040
Yes! Yes! Oh my god!

02:08:34.040 --> 02:08:35.920
Jagged fast! Jagged fast!

02:08:35.920 --> 02:08:38.400
Coach, I've never been 6-0 before, ever!

02:08:38.400 --> 02:08:40.960
Coach, I've never been 6-0, coach!

02:08:41.600 --> 02:08:45.760
Bro, I'm telling you, it's because you have that killer instinct, bro.

02:08:45.760 --> 02:08:46.960
That killer instinct.

02:08:46.960 --> 02:08:49.200
Fuck you, Ludwig!

02:08:49.200 --> 02:08:55.200
Did I actually even die? I was far from you!

02:08:55.200 --> 02:08:58.200
Come on dude, let's go!

02:08:58.200 --> 02:09:02.200
Dude, they're not hype enough! I'm 6-0 man, come on!

02:09:02.200 --> 02:09:09.200
Jinxie, listen to me. The reason I'm not hype enough right now is because I'm keeping you in check.

02:09:09.200 --> 02:09:13.200
Because if you get too hype, then the problem is you're gonna make wrong decisions.

02:09:13.200 --> 02:09:14.200
Then I come in my pants.

02:09:14.200 --> 02:09:15.200
Yep, then I come in my pants.

02:09:15.200 --> 02:09:17.200
Yes, it's like Jinxie, imagine it's like this.

02:09:17.200 --> 02:09:18.200
Just edge me, just edge me.

02:09:18.200 --> 02:09:22.400
It's like Jinxie, imagine me and you were like hanging out and then we started making out right?

02:09:22.400 --> 02:09:25.160
But then it's like you tell me dude you got to start choking me off

02:09:25.160 --> 02:09:31.480
But the promise that if I choke you off you're gonna nut prematurely before we actually get to the main course does that make sense?

02:09:32.680 --> 02:09:38.640
Yes, okay. Yes, that makes perfect. Yes. So that's why like there in a situation like that

02:09:38.640 --> 02:09:44.880
It's like I gotta fucking say Jinxie dragon because right now you're six and oh, but soon you're gonna be fucking seven and oh

02:09:45.120 --> 02:09:47.120
Get this garen kill. No

02:09:47.120 --> 02:09:50.120
No, actually clear clear. Don't worry about it.

02:09:51.120 --> 02:09:56.120
So now go for your folk here and then after your folk here, we're gonna look for a kill bar. Does that make sense?

02:09:56.120 --> 02:10:01.120
Coach, you know this could, I don't want to jinx it, but coach, this could be my best game ever, so like ever.

02:10:02.120 --> 02:10:06.120
Yeah, no it has a potential. Because think of it like this, Jinxie.

02:10:07.120 --> 02:10:13.120
What you are, is you're like, you're like an ever-expanding magician.

02:10:13.120 --> 02:10:17.620
That's just always adding new spells to his arsenal and then it's like one day

02:10:17.620 --> 02:10:23.680
You're going back to a level one area and you're just fucking shitting on all those goblins. Does that make sense? Yep

02:10:25.600 --> 02:10:29.520
Okay, so you're gonna get the crab and then after the crab you're gonna take these drops away

02:10:35.200 --> 02:10:38.560
Coach I don't know what it is man, but I feel like League is just going to be tweaking for me

02:10:38.560 --> 02:10:44.900
And that's why that's why you need days like this Jinxie because days like this allow you to play the games

02:10:44.900 --> 02:10:48.460
I need to play for you to actually bank up bro. No, I think

02:10:52.660 --> 02:10:57.040
Hold Q you got a hold Q here. No, bro

02:11:00.540 --> 02:11:06.940
So I just got to the Chadwick special because he basically just fucking like yanked me in that's like the Chadwick special

02:11:06.940 --> 02:11:11.500
Yep, yep, but it's fine listen buy your item buy right open up your shop

02:11:13.700 --> 02:11:18.660
Okay, so after your blade of the run king you're gonna get mercury struts this game

02:11:18.660 --> 02:11:24.440
Okay, because if you got magic resistance have a lot of ability power damage, so it means that you're gonna win, okay?

02:11:25.060 --> 02:11:28.740
Wait, how do I do my team out there if there's more buttons to click I can click them, bro

02:11:28.740 --> 02:11:30.860
I have no problem clicking my QW and E and my R

02:11:30.860 --> 02:11:33.660
Okay, so do I do two or three man talk to me?

02:11:33.660 --> 02:11:35.380
It's two, it's two more.

02:11:35.380 --> 02:11:37.100
Okay, okay then, then let's try it.

02:11:37.100 --> 02:11:38.940
So I wanted to press Q, and then afterwards,

02:11:38.940 --> 02:11:41.220
so I'm using your active item, so press two.

02:11:41.220 --> 02:11:44.180
So you see in your inventory, like where your items are,

02:11:44.180 --> 02:11:46.140
that little thing that has a cooldown?

02:11:46.140 --> 02:11:47.140
Go for the immo move.

02:11:47.140 --> 02:11:48.320
You're gonna go for this kill here.

02:11:48.320 --> 02:11:51.980
Press W, press W, press W, press W, chase.

02:11:51.980 --> 02:11:53.540
E, and then you're gonna hold Q.

02:11:53.540 --> 02:11:55.420
E, hold Q, hold Q.

02:11:55.420 --> 02:11:57.180
No, no, nice!

02:11:57.180 --> 02:11:58.340
Okay, now press two.

02:11:58.340 --> 02:12:00.300
E, and then you can start pressing two.

02:12:00.300 --> 02:12:02.420
Remember, you can press two, you can press two.

02:12:02.420 --> 02:12:04.420
There you go!

02:12:04.420 --> 02:12:06.420
There it is!

02:12:06.420 --> 02:12:08.420
There we go!

02:12:08.420 --> 02:12:10.420
Iron No Longer Man!

02:12:10.420 --> 02:12:12.420
Not after 10 days!

02:12:14.420 --> 02:12:16.420
Jengzee, right now

02:12:16.420 --> 02:12:18.420
to the Iron Annihilator

02:12:18.420 --> 02:12:20.420
soon you're going to be the

02:12:20.420 --> 02:12:22.420
Bronze

02:12:22.420 --> 02:12:24.420
Uh...

02:12:24.420 --> 02:12:26.420
Good, you have to go to the second floor

02:12:26.420 --> 02:12:28.420
by the way there.

02:12:28.420 --> 02:12:30.420
I just don't want people to Q-Snap off of your stream.

02:12:30.420 --> 02:12:32.420
Yeah, no worries, I gotcha.

02:12:32.420 --> 02:12:35.920
But soon you're gonna be the bronze, uh, booty clapper.

02:12:35.920 --> 02:12:36.920
It's like, you're gonna go from the-

02:12:36.920 --> 02:12:38.920
I was gonna say, bronze booty bandage.

02:12:38.920 --> 02:12:40.920
I swear to God, I was gonna say that.

02:12:40.920 --> 02:12:42.420
Dude, I'm just-

02:12:42.420 --> 02:12:46.420
Me and you, I swear, were like, Socrates and Plato.

02:12:46.420 --> 02:12:50.920
Like, this is how they must have felt back in Greece in like the 1800s.

02:12:50.920 --> 02:12:54.920
I- yeah, no, I've actually literally thought about that before.

02:12:54.920 --> 02:12:55.420
Yep.

02:12:55.420 --> 02:12:59.420
Like, me and you, Jinxie, we could unironically probably philosophize

02:12:59.420 --> 02:13:01.580
I knew like religion if we wanted to

02:13:03.060 --> 02:13:05.060
Yeah, bro, probably

02:13:05.380 --> 02:13:12.060
Like I could be like I could be like the guy that like is God and then you could be like the messenger does that make sense?

02:13:16.860 --> 02:13:20.020
Okay, so like this is gonna do look for the top cap here go

02:13:21.940 --> 02:13:26.100
Every time I kill the moon, I literally I literally I'm not gonna be getting fat. I just imagine

02:13:26.100 --> 02:13:28.900
Okay, so Jinx, this is what I want you to do.

02:13:28.900 --> 02:13:30.900
Uh, smite this and then you're gonna have to run.

02:13:30.900 --> 02:13:32.900
Run away. You don't want this. You don't want this.

02:13:32.900 --> 02:13:34.900
You don't want this.

02:13:34.900 --> 02:13:36.900
Okay, so Jinx, what are you gonna do?

02:13:36.900 --> 02:13:38.900
So, I want you to recall. I want you to recall, okay?

02:13:38.900 --> 02:13:40.900
So, coach, why not win that because he has help from his team?

02:13:40.900 --> 02:13:41.900
Is that why?

02:13:41.900 --> 02:13:43.900
No, it's because Garen's just broken this fuck.

02:13:43.900 --> 02:13:47.900
But Jinx, see, from now on, every time you kill Ludwig,

02:13:47.900 --> 02:13:49.900
I want you to bite your lower li- er, not Ludwig,

02:13:49.900 --> 02:13:50.900
but the Amumu.

02:13:50.900 --> 02:13:52.900
You're gonna bite your lower lip,

02:13:52.900 --> 02:13:53.900
your lower lip,

02:13:53.900 --> 02:13:55.900
and you're gonna start dry-humping the air

02:13:55.900 --> 02:14:03.220
while you slightly moan. No, undo. UNDO FAST! Buy the merch heads, the green one.

02:14:03.220 --> 02:14:09.220
Yep. So bite my lip and moan every time I kill the emumu. And humfier, yes. And imagine it's

02:14:09.220 --> 02:14:15.460
Lodovic, got it. Exactly. So you're gonna have to close your eyes to visualize and even if it's 1v5,

02:14:15.460 --> 02:14:19.780
you have to do that for at least two seconds. So even in the middle of a fight, you need to start

02:14:19.780 --> 02:14:24.700
biting your lower lip and going crazy. Now go to the dragon pit. Go to the dragon pit. This fucking

02:14:24.700 --> 02:14:27.740
chud fuck bitch thinks that he's gonna steal your fucking dragon

02:14:27.740 --> 02:14:32.100
press W and start sobbing his skull press W and start bashing his head

02:14:32.100 --> 02:14:34.600
start bashing his head

02:14:34.600 --> 02:14:35.800
come here Lottweig

02:14:35.800 --> 02:14:36.600
come here Lottweig

02:14:36.600 --> 02:14:37.100
YES!

02:14:37.100 --> 02:14:38.600
SOMETHING HAPPEN HERE!

02:14:38.600 --> 02:14:39.100
NO!

02:14:39.100 --> 02:14:39.600
NO!

02:14:39.600 --> 02:14:40.100
NO!

02:14:41.600 --> 02:14:43.600
okay good so now smite press F

02:14:45.100 --> 02:14:46.100
okay that's fine

02:14:46.100 --> 02:14:48.100
broken ass fucking character's hair

02:14:49.100 --> 02:14:52.600
yeah so the reason why garen got there is because he teleported

02:14:52.600 --> 02:14:55.560
But it's fine because you won't teleport for the next like seven minutes

02:14:58.040 --> 02:15:00.040
Well, I got dragon now

02:15:00.040 --> 02:15:02.600
It looks like my teammates and I used to complain about that

02:15:02.600 --> 02:15:06.440
But now I'm just gonna drop 27 kills every game and just kind of let the cards fall where they may

02:15:06.920 --> 02:15:15.800
Exactly. Yes. It's like do you think if LeBron played in the special ed olympics that he would blame his teammates because they're like not dribbling the ball properly

02:15:15.800 --> 02:15:24.820
Like what do you think he would do Jinxie? Do you think he would sit there and blame his

02:15:24.820 --> 02:15:29.820
teammates for not dribbling? Or would he sit there and fucking dunk on every other person

02:15:29.820 --> 02:15:33.720
in the entire fucking lobby? What do you think LeBron would do?

02:15:33.720 --> 02:15:34.720
Right dunk.

02:15:34.720 --> 02:15:40.280
Exactly, yes. Like dude, LeBron would walk in there, get in the wheelchair trying to

02:15:40.280 --> 02:15:45.520
defend dunked on another guy with one like dunked on another guy can't even

02:15:45.520 --> 02:15:50.120
defend because he has no arms dunked on like LeBron would sit there broke he'd

02:15:50.120 --> 02:15:54.240
be doing the most generational run of all time and that's how you need to be in

02:15:54.240 --> 02:15:57.840
these iron lobbies do you understand

02:15:58.600 --> 02:16:04.480
all right because I used to be so bad we're like I would just blame my teammates

02:16:04.480 --> 02:16:07.720
but now I'm good enough on the warwick where I'm literally just gonna drop 29

02:16:07.720 --> 02:16:12.600
kills the game. I don't even care if you're no but in iron I can just mob with Warwick.

02:16:12.600 --> 02:16:19.000
So Jinxie it's like a sliding scale. The people at the complete bottom, the people

02:16:19.000 --> 02:16:23.000
in the middle focus on improvement and then the people at the top go back to playing their

02:16:23.000 --> 02:16:27.800
teammates. Does that make sense? You motherfucker. You found a way to sneak yourself into that

02:16:27.800 --> 02:16:31.680
huh? No it's just how it is. Okay press W, press

02:16:31.680 --> 02:16:32.680
I don't know.

02:16:32.680 --> 02:16:33.680
Press W, press W.

02:16:33.680 --> 02:16:35.680
Now hold Q on her.

02:16:35.680 --> 02:16:36.680
Okay.

02:16:36.680 --> 02:16:37.680
Got this.

02:16:37.680 --> 02:16:38.680
Nice.

02:16:38.680 --> 02:16:39.680
Nice.

02:16:39.680 --> 02:16:40.680
Now chase her.

02:16:40.680 --> 02:16:41.680
Chase her.

02:16:41.680 --> 02:16:42.680
Chase.

02:16:42.680 --> 02:16:43.680
Good.

02:16:43.680 --> 02:16:44.680
Smite the cannon.

02:16:44.680 --> 02:16:45.680
Smite it.

02:16:45.680 --> 02:16:46.680
JACEY!

02:16:46.680 --> 02:16:51.680
I thought smiting the cannon is like emptying the match, man.

02:16:51.680 --> 02:16:52.680
MEEHO.

02:16:52.680 --> 02:16:53.680
MEEHO.

02:16:53.680 --> 02:16:54.680
MEEHO.

02:16:54.680 --> 02:17:00.160
If there's a homeless man, right, and there's $50 on the floor, would you take it or would

02:17:00.160 --> 02:17:06.400
you give it to him I would give him the 50 bucks no you wouldn't you would take

02:17:06.400 --> 02:17:10.160
the 50 and you would invest it and then 20 years from now that would be with

02:17:10.160 --> 02:17:16.200
$10 million and it's the same thing with league games does that make sense yes

02:17:16.200 --> 02:17:20.480
like I don't know dude one duo session with Luda and him complaining about

02:17:20.480 --> 02:17:24.600
getting his wave storm and you've changed bro we need to bring you back to the

02:17:24.600 --> 02:17:26.600
You're right. You're right. No, you're right.

02:17:26.600 --> 02:17:27.600
It's Titanic Hydra.

02:17:27.600 --> 02:17:28.600
Yep, exactly.

02:17:28.600 --> 02:17:35.600
So now, don't forget that when you're fighting and when you're clearing your camps, you want to hit that little 2 sometimes every 10 seconds.

02:17:35.600 --> 02:17:36.600
Hold on.

02:17:36.600 --> 02:17:38.600
I gotta hit it every time I fight, yeah.

02:17:38.600 --> 02:17:39.600
I will, Coach.

02:17:43.600 --> 02:17:48.600
Coach, you know about me is once you tell me something, I'll do it every time, unless it's holding a cube. That's just like a thousand times.

02:17:48.600 --> 02:17:50.600
I'm a lot of sunshine now.

02:17:50.600 --> 02:17:53.600
Like half of the things I tell you, it takes you at least like 10 times.

02:17:53.600 --> 02:18:00.200
times. Wait hold on, I can kill this gary in a second. Yep, you got this. I'm just gonna

02:18:00.200 --> 02:18:03.520
fight this, fight this, fight this, fight this. So what I want to do is I want you to

02:18:03.520 --> 02:18:08.920
go for the Rift Herald now. Oh, Rift Herald's gone. Okay so you know what we're gonna do?

02:18:08.920 --> 02:18:14.040
We're gonna walk top here. I want you to walk top and start bashing down that turret. Alright?

02:18:14.040 --> 02:18:18.000
Or should I bashing Chadwick's head really quick? Yeah, yeah, you can do that too. Think

02:18:18.000 --> 02:18:21.640
of it like right now Jinx, you're the big bad wolf. And there are all those like little

02:18:21.640 --> 02:18:26.640
piggies with those voluptuous little round behinds that need to sit down and get fucked.

02:18:26.640 --> 02:18:27.640
Does that make sense?

02:18:27.640 --> 02:18:28.640
What the fuck?

02:18:28.640 --> 02:18:29.640
Yes!

02:18:29.640 --> 02:18:30.640
Yes!

02:18:30.640 --> 02:18:33.640
Okay, uh, flash way, flash way, flash way, flash way.

02:18:33.640 --> 02:18:34.640
Good.

02:18:34.640 --> 02:18:35.640
How's it going, Luddwigs?

02:18:35.640 --> 02:18:36.640
Alright.

02:18:36.640 --> 02:18:37.640
How's it going, inferior jungler?

02:18:37.640 --> 02:18:38.640
Yup.

02:18:38.640 --> 02:18:39.640
Dude, I'm telling you, jinxed him.

02:18:39.640 --> 02:18:50.640
It won't be long now until Luddwigs asking you for advice.

02:18:50.640 --> 02:18:54.400
He's gonna send it back jinxie jinxie. How'd you climb so hard bro?

02:18:54.400 --> 02:18:59.560
Like what makes you so much better than me and you're gonna sit there and you're gonna say silence

02:19:00.720 --> 02:19:05.040
Address me as Lord and then he's gonna start calling you Lord jinxie

02:19:05.560 --> 02:19:10.320
Imagine how that's gonna feel for you. Actually. I would rather not wait. Just call me Papa Jimmy

02:19:11.560 --> 02:19:16.040
Yep, that's who Papa Jitty and then you tell him if you want coaching

02:19:16.040 --> 02:19:21.440
You need to douse yourself in jitty oil and then you just send him like three buckets of oil

02:19:21.440 --> 02:19:25.120
And he's not about getting coached unless he puts all of it on him

02:19:26.440 --> 02:19:28.440
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay

02:19:28.880 --> 02:19:33.440
So now you're gonna look for the the crab and then after the oh no go for the down again

02:19:33.440 --> 02:19:36.040
So you're gonna want to hold to share hold it. No

02:19:37.400 --> 02:19:40.800
Okay, don't forget to press one for your active item

02:19:40.800 --> 02:19:46.800
You gonna hold Q again? Hold it? Okay. So now go for the clubs, go for the clubs, then let me clubs.

02:19:46.800 --> 02:19:47.800
Let me clubs.

02:19:48.800 --> 02:19:49.800
Dude, I-

02:19:49.800 --> 02:19:51.800
So far, I've been the best player in the lobby, man.

02:19:51.800 --> 02:19:52.800
It is, isn't it?

02:19:52.800 --> 02:19:53.800
Yeah.

02:19:54.800 --> 02:19:57.800
I- I understand this name, bro. I love power scaling.

02:19:57.800 --> 02:19:59.800
It's dropping my nuts at people's growth.

02:19:59.800 --> 02:20:00.800
Exactly, yes.

02:20:00.800 --> 02:20:01.800
But like it's blue buff.

02:20:01.800 --> 02:20:02.800
Jinxy.

02:20:02.800 --> 02:20:07.800
Jinxy, do you know why the wolf, monster, and the jungle fan has two heads?

02:20:07.800 --> 02:20:08.800
No.

02:20:08.800 --> 02:20:14.240
so that each one can gobble one of your fucking fat testicles as you drop it in

02:20:14.240 --> 02:20:17.240
their mouth and then sit there and start nutting everywhere does that make

02:20:17.240 --> 02:20:21.200
sense yep perfect let me make perfect science oh wait look at the way he's mid again

02:20:21.200 --> 02:20:25.280
what's up okay so listen this we're gonna do we're gonna take crab and then after

02:20:25.280 --> 02:20:28.600
the crab we're gonna bash his skull

02:20:30.560 --> 02:20:37.240
all right okay so now Jinxie yeah let's go on the hunt oh where is he do you

02:21:07.240 --> 02:21:09.240
how's it going mudwick?

02:21:09.240 --> 02:21:11.240
how's it going mudwick?

02:21:11.240 --> 02:21:13.240
what's up man?

02:21:13.240 --> 02:21:15.240
jingsy, you know what I think might have to happen

02:21:15.240 --> 02:21:17.240
some day soon after you hit bronze?

02:21:17.240 --> 02:21:19.240
wait one second

02:21:19.240 --> 02:21:21.240
good

02:21:21.240 --> 02:21:23.240
jingsy, some day soon after you hit

02:21:23.240 --> 02:21:25.240
bronze, you might have to run it back

02:21:25.240 --> 02:21:27.240
with kadeem to repay him

02:21:27.240 --> 02:21:29.240
for when you entered him all those

02:21:29.240 --> 02:21:31.240
weeks ago

02:21:31.240 --> 02:21:33.240
fucking right bruh

02:21:33.240 --> 02:21:35.240
okay

02:21:35.240 --> 02:21:40.240
Now listen, you're gonna look for a recall, recall now so you can spend your gold, okay?

02:21:40.240 --> 02:21:42.240
And then after you're gonna run to the Baron.

02:21:43.640 --> 02:21:48.340
So, Jinxie, while you're running to the Baron, I want you to buy you- yeah, buy that Spurfusage.

02:21:48.340 --> 02:21:51.740
And then I want you to sit here, take both your hands off your keyboard,

02:21:51.740 --> 02:21:55.740
and then just start pretending like you have that Mumu's head in between your legs,

02:21:55.740 --> 02:21:59.240
and you're just like, combusting and busting all over his fucking face.

02:21:59.240 --> 02:22:01.240
Like, just start going crazy.

02:22:01.240 --> 02:22:03.240
Good!

02:22:03.240 --> 02:22:05.240
Okay, good!

02:22:05.240 --> 02:22:07.240
That's what I like to hear.

02:22:07.240 --> 02:22:09.240
So now go top, go top.

02:22:09.240 --> 02:22:11.240
Because the thing is, Jinx is about visualization.

02:22:11.240 --> 02:22:13.240
If we visualize our enemies getting

02:22:13.240 --> 02:22:15.240
fucked in the mouths by us,

02:22:15.240 --> 02:22:17.240
then there's literally no way that they can overpower us.

02:22:17.240 --> 02:22:19.240
Because we always win that battle.

02:22:19.240 --> 02:22:21.240
Does that make sense?

02:22:21.240 --> 02:22:23.240
Yup, we look better than that.

02:22:23.240 --> 02:22:25.240
After Krugs, yes.

02:22:25.240 --> 02:22:27.240
Yes

02:22:28.360 --> 02:22:31.960
One second, let me uh take a move for January real quick

02:22:32.760 --> 02:22:35.960
Come on dude. I think it's already way past that at this point

02:22:35.960 --> 02:22:38.880
You're just sitting there making sure he shits out of a diaper for the next month

02:22:42.440 --> 02:22:45.900
Yep, this one soon hold Q hold Q hold Q

02:22:50.200 --> 02:22:53.160
Yeah, it's fine. Okay, so now go for the band go for the band

02:22:55.240 --> 02:23:01.520
Jinxie, do you know why a mumu is going to be forced to wear diapers after this game?

02:23:01.520 --> 02:23:03.680
Uh, why?

02:23:03.680 --> 02:23:08.880
Because if someone has too much anal sex, their a**hole muscles don't go back to normal.

02:23:08.880 --> 02:23:13.800
So as a result, they're forced to shed out diapers because they become incontinent.

02:23:13.800 --> 02:23:15.880
And that's what's happening to this mumu right now.

02:23:15.880 --> 02:23:18.680
The big bad wolf's been inside him too many times.

02:23:18.680 --> 02:23:21.480
Am I going to die here?

02:23:21.480 --> 02:23:23.680
No, no, you're good.

02:23:23.680 --> 02:23:25.680
just keep doing it

02:23:27.940 --> 02:23:31.860
Nice, hey, so now remember 1400 and

02:23:33.180 --> 02:23:37.740
Press one don't forget to press one you said you're ready to do it. So it started doing it, bro

02:23:38.940 --> 02:23:40.940
Smite good

02:23:41.740 --> 02:23:45.420
All right now get this crab after the crab you're gonna recall and then you're gonna walk from it

02:23:45.420 --> 02:23:47.740
Okay, no no come in person rip his head off. Yeah

02:23:48.260 --> 02:23:50.260
Go get him get him get him

02:23:53.680 --> 02:24:00.680
I'm 13 and 2 bro, this is insane!

02:24:00.680 --> 02:24:04.160
No I'm tired, you're doing a generational performance right now so now we need you to

02:24:04.160 --> 02:24:05.160
go mid.

02:24:05.160 --> 02:24:06.160
No, just go mid.

02:24:06.160 --> 02:24:11.160
You're just going to type 5 mid and team chat and then start just spam ping you.

02:24:11.160 --> 02:24:19.200
They're going to listen to Papa because Papa has the most damage and most kills and most

02:24:19.200 --> 02:24:20.200
kills.

02:24:20.200 --> 02:24:22.200
Let's hope so.

02:24:22.200 --> 02:24:23.200
Let's hope they do.

02:24:23.200 --> 02:24:31.920
has the most damage kills and CS. Big daddy, jitty. What is that thing? What the fuck is

02:24:31.920 --> 02:24:37.360
that? What is that? Okay, so that if Echo presses R, he teleports to that, gains like

02:24:37.360 --> 02:24:43.120
2,000 health and then does 1,000 damage. So I said all mid, so should I just report

02:24:43.120 --> 02:24:48.880
all these guys to DruleEvan? What's happening? I'm gonna be 1 in mid. Okay, no, walk up, fight

02:24:48.880 --> 02:24:55.540
this you went you went just like walk up walk up walk up press W and go in press

02:24:55.540 --> 02:25:03.480
W and go in press W and go in for fuck's sake art art art there you go hold

02:25:03.480 --> 02:25:11.240
Q good okay so now Jinxie go for the turret no no I wanted to kill Ludwig

02:25:11.240 --> 02:25:15.760
again dude it doesn't matter at this point what matters taking his fucking

02:25:15.760 --> 02:25:20.200
out P okay now you can kill him actually no just push man hit the turret just hit

02:25:20.200 --> 02:25:23.800
the turret hit the turret hit the turret

02:25:24.160 --> 02:25:32.240
press E okay then your flash that's okay okay so now to her to her nice

02:26:02.240 --> 02:26:06.580
Mr. Warwick, I can definitely not stand against you.

02:26:06.580 --> 02:26:09.600
Bring me those little ass cheeks of moho.

02:26:09.600 --> 02:26:13.720
Oh no, oh no, Mr. Warwick, I'm getting a boner!

02:26:13.720 --> 02:26:15.420
Mr. Warwick, stop!

02:26:15.420 --> 02:26:16.560
Ah!

02:26:16.560 --> 02:26:18.080
Keep going, Jamesy, please keep going.

02:26:18.080 --> 02:26:18.900
No!

02:26:18.900 --> 02:26:20.360
No way!

02:26:20.360 --> 02:26:21.840
OK, all right, all right.

02:26:21.840 --> 02:26:25.160
Yep, get this, Alex.

02:26:25.160 --> 02:26:27.680
OK, so what we're going to do now is we're going to watch the dragon.

02:26:27.680 --> 02:26:29.200
After the dragon, you're going to go mid.

02:26:32.240 --> 02:26:40.160
Okay, so now go for the the red go for the red the red and then the dragon

02:26:46.760 --> 02:26:49.960
No, I mean, yeah, he's not gonna confess this anyways

02:26:52.240 --> 02:26:55.760
Think of it like smite is the get out of jail feared up three card

02:26:55.760 --> 02:26:59.820
But it's like you have that guy in a max security prison right now. Does that make sense? Yes

02:27:02.240 --> 02:27:08.360
bro what a first like cat we're getting bronze today 15 and 3 oh my god my best

02:27:08.360 --> 02:27:12.560
game ever you have a Jamesy do you want to know what the best thing about it is

02:27:12.560 --> 02:27:17.200
it's not the fact that's your best game ever it's the fact that your best game

02:27:17.200 --> 02:27:23.160
ever is happening when you're about to go past your all-time peak run wait I

02:27:23.160 --> 02:27:32.000
just realized this is iron one I might this is Ivan one guys here it is break

02:27:32.000 --> 02:27:40.160
the Nexus iron one man this is all you jane see let me get back

02:27:40.160 --> 02:27:55.680
I earned one blood runs they all run 15 kills three deaths highest yes and a lot

02:27:55.680 --> 02:27:58.480
and I played like a god this morning too often.

02:27:58.480 --> 02:27:59.480
Wow.

02:27:59.480 --> 02:28:02.480
Well, I'm telling you, like.

02:28:02.480 --> 02:28:04.480
That's, we did it.

02:28:04.480 --> 02:28:05.480
GenC.

02:28:05.480 --> 02:28:06.480
Iron one.

02:28:06.480 --> 02:28:07.980
Okay, I need a moment here, bro.

02:28:07.980 --> 02:28:08.980
Take it.

02:28:08.980 --> 02:28:16.360
No, because motherfuckers told me to my face, I would quit, drop all the way to Iron four.

02:28:16.360 --> 02:28:22.680
I remember my first day on the game, somebody said, they should invent Iron five for you.

02:28:22.680 --> 02:28:23.680
Now what?

02:28:23.680 --> 02:28:30.680
NOW WHAT?!

02:28:30.680 --> 02:28:39.480
Like, Jynxy, this is you against you.

02:28:39.480 --> 02:28:44.000
Don't forget, because the thing about it, Jynxy, is that it isn't just that motherfuckers

02:28:44.000 --> 02:28:45.560
told you you weren't going to make it.

02:28:45.560 --> 02:28:50.480
It's that there was a time where in your brain you thought you weren't going to make

02:28:50.480 --> 02:28:51.480
it.

02:28:51.480 --> 02:28:58.400
This right now that you're seeing and you're experiencing is merely the physical representation

02:28:58.400 --> 02:29:01.200
of your willpower.

02:29:01.200 --> 02:29:05.360
This GenC is your 2026 game of the year.

02:29:05.360 --> 02:29:10.120
Even if you don't get the award, this is what you're getting and it's what you're starting

02:29:10.120 --> 02:29:13.360
with because you're about to get way more than that.

02:29:13.360 --> 02:29:16.440
So I have a question for you.

02:29:16.440 --> 02:29:24.440
If even the enemy ADC, if the enemy ADC goes, what did he go, 0 and 12?

02:29:24.440 --> 02:29:25.440
Yep.

02:29:25.440 --> 02:29:30.440
Should I report him just so nobody else can get him on the team or what should I do there?

02:29:30.440 --> 02:29:35.440
So you're going to report him because you won and you're happy, but you'd feel a lot happier

02:29:35.440 --> 02:29:37.440
if his account got perm bound, right?

02:29:37.440 --> 02:29:41.440
Because then it's like, it's like imagine going to the grocery store and getting a free steak,

02:29:41.440 --> 02:29:43.440
but now you can get free chips too.

02:29:43.440 --> 02:29:47.880
So report him and then report to Soraka as well because this Soraka was also 014

02:29:47.980 --> 02:29:52.180
So there's a good chance that maybe all these guys get bad and to disarmic sense. Yep

02:29:53.100 --> 02:29:56.060
Because then I don't forbid these fucks end up on my feet

02:29:57.100 --> 02:30:01.500
Exactly so now Jamesy, I'm gonna send you a song and I'm gonna one-year listen to it

02:30:01.500 --> 02:30:03.500
I'm test. Can I get your camera on?

02:30:04.020 --> 02:30:06.020
Yeah, let me see if it works

02:30:06.020 --> 02:30:14.940
If we're gonna do music chat should I just end on YouTube so we can actually like listen to motivation or shit today

02:30:15.140 --> 02:30:19.780
What do you guys think chat should I just end on YouTube so we can listen to motivational shit because I don't want to get copyright

02:30:20.940 --> 02:30:24.460
Yo, don't test. Um, wait, hold on. I'm adding high-five set of group

02:30:29.180 --> 02:30:33.740
Mood of calling uh mood it into my games last time. Yo sup high-fives. I can't have any

02:30:33.740 --> 02:30:35.780
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll have to get that camera on.

02:30:36.480 --> 02:30:37.980
Yeah, let's do it.

02:30:39.180 --> 02:30:43.240
Yo, my chat asked me to get Muda, but Muda into the fuck out of me last time.

02:30:43.240 --> 02:30:45.480
So I should just do this solo, right?

02:30:45.480 --> 02:30:49.240
You should do solo and then when you got bronze, you unlock doing again.

02:30:50.240 --> 02:30:51.940
Yeah.

02:30:51.940 --> 02:30:54.080
OK, so guys, what do I do?

02:30:54.080 --> 02:30:56.480
Yeah, go to your OBS.

02:30:56.480 --> 02:30:58.480
You see where it says the virtual camera?

02:30:58.480 --> 02:30:59.480
Yep.

02:30:59.480 --> 02:31:01.040
It's like a cogwheel on the right side.

02:31:01.040 --> 02:31:02.780
Click that.

02:31:02.780 --> 02:31:09.020
Uh, oh wait, I don't have obias have stream labs obias. Me. Ho. Hi guys. Me. Ho

02:31:10.940 --> 02:31:12.940
Yes, what is this 2012?

02:31:13.660 --> 02:31:14.660
Bro

02:31:14.660 --> 02:31:21.300
What like dude, I'll be like, can you share your screen so I can see your obias? Yeah, listen to lord. Hi guys, bro

02:31:21.300 --> 02:31:22.900
submit to his rule

02:31:22.900 --> 02:31:25.620
Okay, so it should be all this shit

02:31:27.340 --> 02:31:30.500
Stream labs obias beta. Yes. Yes, it should be

02:31:30.500 --> 02:31:37.340
Now try the problem is that it goes back to like standard every time I do that. Okay. So

02:31:37.340 --> 02:31:44.580
all right, so stop it and then do it and then make sure everything's correct and then start

02:31:44.580 --> 02:31:57.460
it again. Okay, close. See if it goes back. See. Yeah, it goes back. Me, huh? Maybe program.

02:31:57.460 --> 02:32:02.560
Uh, you could do programming. I could just crop it. Yeah, that's fine. Oh, okay

02:32:03.220 --> 02:32:09.600
How's your day, man? How are you doing? How about good? I'm doing good, bro. You just watch that masterclass or what?

02:32:10.540 --> 02:32:15.820
Yes, yes, I did you're doing good jinx. You're doing good. I think it's all clicking man one day and all this

02:32:16.700 --> 02:32:18.700
Alright, let me see if this works

02:32:18.780 --> 02:32:21.060
But why the fuck is it not working? Oh

02:32:21.060 --> 02:32:26.060
Oh, if you drink some beer, you'll play even better.

02:32:26.060 --> 02:32:28.060
Uh, Dante has water thoughts on that coach.

02:32:28.060 --> 02:32:31.060
Oh, it's working.

02:32:31.060 --> 02:32:32.060
Nice.

02:32:32.060 --> 02:32:33.060
Okay.

02:32:33.060 --> 02:32:34.060
There we go.

02:32:34.060 --> 02:32:35.060
There we go.

02:32:35.060 --> 02:32:36.060
No.

02:32:36.060 --> 02:32:37.060
I need to put this over here.

02:32:37.060 --> 02:32:38.060
Wait.

02:32:38.060 --> 02:32:39.060
Wait.

02:32:39.060 --> 02:32:40.060
Hold on.

02:32:40.060 --> 02:32:41.060
I can fix it even more.

02:32:41.060 --> 02:32:42.060
Watch this.

02:32:42.060 --> 02:32:43.060
Okay.

02:32:43.060 --> 02:32:46.060
Got to see my brother's cooking for the chat.

02:32:46.060 --> 02:32:48.060
Oh, okay.

02:32:48.060 --> 02:32:49.060
Is that good?

02:32:49.060 --> 02:32:50.060
Yeah, it's perfect.

02:32:50.060 --> 02:33:09.420
Okay, there we go. Okay, James, are you ready for bronze? Bro. Bro, don't test. Yep, I'm

02:33:09.420 --> 02:33:13.420
listening. That's like asking me if I'm ready for anal. Bro, yes, of course I'm ready for

02:33:13.420 --> 02:33:18.300
bronze to wait to like receive it or to do it

02:33:18.300 --> 02:33:21.660
DNA do not answer

02:33:22.780 --> 02:33:26.540
right wait hold on a second we hope we hope we hope

02:33:26.540 --> 02:33:31.420
we hope listen god put the g spot in our asshole for a reason don't be a

02:33:31.420 --> 02:33:34.860
shame bro okay yes bro wait so don't test

02:33:34.860 --> 02:33:39.980
okay legitimate question bro yep have you ever received

02:33:39.980 --> 02:33:42.380
every night

02:33:43.420 --> 02:33:45.420
I

02:33:46.700 --> 02:33:48.700
Should I put them yo

02:33:49.740 --> 02:33:51.740
You get packed every night

02:33:52.220 --> 02:33:59.300
Miho when we first started I couldn't even take four inches nowadays the 15 inches slide in bro

02:33:59.300 --> 02:34:01.460
Like it's a fucking now like it's a circus

02:34:04.340 --> 02:34:08.780
Hi guys, I'm apologize for you being in the car right now. So don't as uh

02:34:09.580 --> 02:34:10.860
Miho

02:34:10.860 --> 02:34:14.220
You've been packed before that ass look like legitimately

02:34:15.740 --> 02:34:21.600
Jinx I said every night, bro. Yo, I don't know what type of freaky shit y'all are on man

02:34:22.100 --> 02:34:28.080
Yo, I've never I've never been packed chat and guess what I never will fuck man

02:34:28.700 --> 02:34:31.680
Do you like being dominated you like being dominated?

02:34:32.300 --> 02:34:36.200
Jinxy jinxy let me ask you a question. What's more dominant? Okay?

02:34:36.200 --> 02:34:42.460
sitting there and saying that you refuse to get fucked in the asshole because your G-spot is in there or

02:34:43.020 --> 02:34:47.960
Accepting the fact that you're willing to go against social norms to bust the thought is not of your life

02:34:51.760 --> 02:34:59.620
Yo, dude, I don't think it's aura man, but hey to each his own if you enjoy getting back you enjoy it dude

02:34:59.620 --> 02:35:00.560
I

02:35:00.560 --> 02:35:08.080
Yeah, I have not I've never been back. I've never will be back bro. Hell. No, that's it. No, J.C. J.C. J.C. J.C. J.C. J.C.

02:35:08.080 --> 02:35:17.420
Yo, you can't convince me man. No, I don't have to convince you bro. Half of your wardrobe is literally shirts that say good girl for daddy

02:35:17.800 --> 02:35:19.800
You're lying to everyone!

02:35:20.760 --> 02:35:26.060
Yeah, because beta that's because my chat has sent me psychotic fan mail shirts

02:35:26.060 --> 02:35:32.540
Yeah, like I go around buying shit, bro. Oh wait, sorry. You're so going with that story that your chat is

02:35:33.300 --> 02:35:35.300
accidentally sending you those

02:35:36.540 --> 02:35:42.060
Sure, bro. Yeah. Yeah, sure. Yo, coach. I have to go use the restroom. I'm sorry. No

02:35:43.700 --> 02:35:45.060
No

02:35:45.060 --> 02:35:52.100
Dude, I have a small bladder like what do you see? I know I wasn't kidding. Jinxie pissing that bottle right fucking now

02:35:52.100 --> 02:35:58.140
You actually like bro, you actually I am being dead serious

02:35:58.140 --> 02:36:00.780
You need to show me that you're fucking committed to this grind bro

02:36:00.780 --> 02:36:06.340
You fucking piss in that bottle like you just drank a fucking slurpee and you're in the middle of a road trip

02:36:06.340 --> 02:36:12.220
And there's no gas station for the next hundred miles. You fucking piss in that bottle right now boy. Am I understood?

02:36:12.220 --> 02:36:32.540
I can't do that. No, I can't do that. I know. No, I'm not a challenger. Fuck you.

02:36:32.540 --> 02:36:43.420
Wow. That's crazy. First, he refuses to get the piss bucket. Then, he refuses to piss

02:36:43.420 --> 02:36:51.340
in the bottle. And now, he's sitting there and he's leaving his room to go to the bathroom.

02:36:51.340 --> 02:36:58.020
That's crazy. That's crazy. That's like... I don't even know what to say what that's

02:36:58.020 --> 02:37:00.020
That's like, bro. That's like, actually wild.

02:37:09.020 --> 02:37:10.020
You know what I wonder?

02:37:10.020 --> 02:37:14.020
I wonder back in the medieval ages, some people were just so rich

02:37:14.020 --> 02:37:19.020
that they hired like one peasant to like just drink their piss.

02:37:19.020 --> 02:37:20.020
You know what I mean?

02:37:20.020 --> 02:37:25.020
Like instead of a portable like toilet, they just have a portable peasant

02:37:25.020 --> 02:37:31.820
And they're like, like, all right, Walter, like, dude, my batter's full, you know what you have to do,

02:37:31.820 --> 02:37:36.140
you know what I mean? Because like, it seems like something that Kings would do, you know?

02:37:36.140 --> 02:37:39.740
Like, if you're a king and you have a billion dollars and there's like a million peasants,

02:37:39.740 --> 02:37:44.380
then why would you not have one dedicated to like personal toilet service?

02:37:44.380 --> 02:37:48.700
You know what I mean? Like, it could bokeh be a respectable job if you guys think about it like,

02:37:48.700 --> 02:38:13.460
logically. He has to sit down to pee. Alright, I'm back. Alright, GenC. What's up, man?

02:38:13.460 --> 02:38:20.780
I want you to stand behind your chair right now and bend over it before you queue up.

02:38:20.780 --> 02:38:24.580
Minimize your lead client so I can see what's going on.

02:38:24.580 --> 02:38:29.220
Okay, bend over your chair.

02:38:29.220 --> 02:38:31.220
Okay.

02:38:31.220 --> 02:38:33.220
High-vives!

02:38:33.220 --> 02:38:34.220
High-vives!

02:38:34.220 --> 02:38:35.220
High-vives!

02:38:35.220 --> 02:38:39.700
Put my camera so that I'm like next to him.

02:38:39.700 --> 02:38:42.420
Yep, right there.

02:38:42.420 --> 02:38:49.420
Okay, okay, okay, alright, there you go, perfect, okay, you ready?

02:38:49.420 --> 02:38:51.420
Okay.

02:38:51.420 --> 02:38:52.420
Ah!

02:38:52.420 --> 02:38:53.420
Psh!

02:38:53.420 --> 02:38:54.420
Haha!

02:38:54.420 --> 02:38:55.420
You didn't see.

02:38:55.420 --> 02:38:57.420
Are you ever going to disobey daddy again?

02:38:57.420 --> 02:38:58.420
Yes or no!

02:38:58.420 --> 02:38:59.420
No, no, no!

02:38:59.420 --> 02:39:00.420
Ah!

02:39:00.420 --> 02:39:01.420
Ah!

02:39:01.420 --> 02:39:03.420
What the fuck did you do it?

02:39:03.420 --> 02:39:06.420
I had to pee, coach, I had to pee, I'm sorry.

02:39:06.420 --> 02:39:07.420
I had to pee.

02:39:07.420 --> 02:39:08.420
Psh!

02:39:08.420 --> 02:39:09.420
Ah!

02:39:09.420 --> 02:39:10.420
Ah!

02:39:10.420 --> 02:39:12.820
Alright, that's a fucking pee, man.

02:39:17.300 --> 02:39:18.740
Okay, let's play the game.

02:39:18.980 --> 02:39:20.500
Yep, now it's time to get it done.

02:39:21.940 --> 02:39:22.580
Okay.

02:39:23.940 --> 02:39:26.020
Alright, are you ready for game two?

02:39:27.700 --> 02:39:29.220
Does a bear shit in the woods.

02:39:29.620 --> 02:39:31.140
Does a bear shit in the woods.

02:39:31.140 --> 02:39:33.300
Now, bro, I got Ivan 1.

02:39:33.300 --> 02:39:35.540
So that's the best way we could have started this.

02:39:35.540 --> 02:39:36.740
I'm not even kidding.

02:39:36.740 --> 02:39:38.020
Chat, what do you mean WTF?

02:39:38.020 --> 02:39:39.700
He said Faker did it, y'all.

02:39:40.420 --> 02:39:44.740
Dude, I'm not even kidding. That's something that every pro player does.

02:39:44.740 --> 02:39:51.840
It's literally like a ritual that you have to go through except the difference between us and them is that there's actual physical contact.

02:39:53.020 --> 02:39:54.220
Really?

02:39:54.220 --> 02:39:57.180
Yep. Like sometimes what happens with some

02:39:57.540 --> 02:40:02.760
pros is they actually have a challenge that they do with their coaches where after every game

02:40:02.760 --> 02:40:09.020
there's an aggressive fingering and depending on how many deaths you had you have to get one, two or three fingers.

02:40:10.420 --> 02:40:18.100
Wait coach, I'm gonna end my YouTube broadcast that way you can play whatever music or videos

02:40:18.100 --> 02:40:19.100
you want.

02:40:19.100 --> 02:40:20.100
You said you wanted to play a video, right?

02:40:20.100 --> 02:40:23.660
Dude, you can't end for the YouTube viewers, bro.

02:40:23.660 --> 02:40:25.820
The YouTube viewers need to be a part of the journey.

02:40:25.820 --> 02:40:27.780
Okay, then we can't play videos, bro.

02:40:27.780 --> 02:40:28.780
Alright?

02:40:28.780 --> 02:40:29.780
Alright, GG.

02:40:29.780 --> 02:40:31.780
You mean end of YouTube?

02:40:31.780 --> 02:40:32.780
Okay.

02:40:32.780 --> 02:40:35.620
Well, what if it's one hardstyle song?

02:40:35.620 --> 02:40:37.860
It would probably just copyright the whole thing, bro.

02:40:37.860 --> 02:40:38.860
Oh, GG.

02:40:38.860 --> 02:40:39.860
Okay.

02:40:39.860 --> 02:40:45.140
It's fine. We'll just focus on the task at hand on but if you want to just let me know you want to play video

02:40:45.180 --> 02:40:47.180
Because look there's gonna this is gonna be a journey

02:40:47.460 --> 02:40:51.940
This is not like bro. You told me my biggest problem is that I don't play league enough

02:40:51.940 --> 02:40:56.080
So here we go today, bro. I'm gonna be on this shit until I'm bronze

02:40:56.420 --> 02:41:03.020
It could take four hours if we don't if we don't lose it could take 45 hours if we lose. I don't care. I'm not leaving bro

02:41:03.020 --> 02:41:10.220
That's all I'd like to hear. Now let me ask you a question. When I ask you this question,

02:41:10.220 --> 02:41:14.940
you're never going to view the life the same again. So are you ready to hear it?

02:41:14.940 --> 02:41:24.980
Yes. Okay. Say the word bronze. Bronze. Now add la in front of it. And now say it together.

02:41:24.980 --> 02:41:36.300
bronze la no the other way la bronze la bronze exactly you're gonna be the

02:41:36.300 --> 02:41:44.540
fucking Lebrons of League of Legends do you understand me yep yes yes yes yes

02:41:44.540 --> 02:41:49.300
do you understand the weight of the burden that you have to carry though

02:41:49.300 --> 02:41:59.300
Yes, yes coach. We can't even lose. Losing sets us back like two outs. We can't lose.

02:41:59.300 --> 02:42:04.300
Yep, because don't forget, GenC, every time you lose a game, it's not just that you lost the game.

02:42:04.300 --> 02:42:08.300
It's that you lose the output that you could have gained if you would have won that game.

02:42:08.300 --> 02:42:13.300
So it's like now, after you lose the game, you need to win another game, just for you to get back

02:42:13.300 --> 02:42:18.300
to the point where you started the first game off at. Does that make sense?

02:42:18.300 --> 02:42:26.540
Bro, yes, because like instead of like instead of going up, I'm going down to go back up, which just literally burns an hour

02:42:27.840 --> 02:42:29.600
Exactly. Yes

02:42:29.600 --> 02:42:35.040
All right, so now hover your Warwick. Coach if I lose like I'm gonna freak out. Look at that. You already knew to hover

02:42:35.160 --> 02:42:41.440
You're actually lost today. Bro. What I want to do coach is we keep this as a series, bro

02:42:41.840 --> 02:42:48.160
Every time I get close to a rank so today bronze in a month silver in two months gold

02:42:48.300 --> 02:42:54.640
Every time I get close to ranking up we marathon it until I get the right and there's no if answer butts about it

02:42:55.280 --> 02:43:00.440
Okay, let's do it and before you know it. I'm ahead of you and challenger like I'm sorry, but that's just how I am

02:43:00.880 --> 02:43:03.920
Like I mean listen listen listen listen listen listen

02:43:04.320 --> 02:43:10.520
Goose if I were to if I was a kid challenger, what would you actually do like I'm not even kidding in like two years

02:43:10.800 --> 02:43:13.440
If I was a challenger, what would you do that ass?

02:43:13.440 --> 02:43:18.520
If you were to hit challenger, if you were to outrank me and challenger.

02:43:18.520 --> 02:43:23.040
If I was to hit challenger and outrank you, what would you do?

02:43:23.040 --> 02:43:25.040
I'd eat my own shit live on stream.

02:43:25.040 --> 02:43:36.920
Bro, I think you would get instantly permaband.

02:43:36.920 --> 02:43:38.200
I'm not even kidding.

02:43:38.200 --> 02:43:40.440
I think you would get instantly permaband, bro.

02:43:40.440 --> 02:43:41.440
I'm not even kidding.

02:43:41.440 --> 02:43:43.640
And it's like drinks. I wouldn't even just eat it

02:43:43.640 --> 02:43:48.200
I would show the whole process of the meal being cooked as well if you catch my drift

02:43:55.240 --> 02:44:00.800
Dude, I'm gonna be honest, you know what the biggest challenge of our career is ever gonna be what?

02:44:02.000 --> 02:44:04.000
costuming the the ride

02:44:04.000 --> 02:44:07.120
I'm not fucking it up.

02:44:07.120 --> 02:44:08.120
Yo, chat.

02:44:08.120 --> 02:44:14.600
I'm just going to say this, bro, if me and Dodd has even make it to Worlds, co-streaming

02:44:14.600 --> 02:44:18.280
without already getting banned by Riot, I would be shocked, bro.

02:44:18.280 --> 02:44:19.280
I'm going to be kidding.

02:44:19.280 --> 02:44:22.280
I'm not worried about myself, bro.

02:44:22.280 --> 02:44:27.280
You can see, everyone's going to be like Mario levels.

02:44:27.280 --> 02:44:31.240
Every time we go one day without getting banned by Riot, it's going to feel like we moved

02:44:31.240 --> 02:44:32.800
on to the next world.

02:44:32.800 --> 02:44:33.800
You know what I mean?

02:44:33.800 --> 02:44:43.800
Dude, what we need to do dot test for the LCS finals in like two weeks, we need to both wear tuxedos and be PR corporate robots. We're just going to be PR.

02:44:43.800 --> 02:44:48.800
Okay, we can do that. So we're just going to like talk like, how was your, how's the weather today?

02:44:48.800 --> 02:44:49.800
Don't us.

02:44:49.800 --> 02:44:57.800
Dude, we can get Bernard to co cast as well. Yes, we'll get Bernard to it will literally just be PR corporate robot.

02:44:57.800 --> 02:44:59.800
And then we won't get there.

02:44:59.800 --> 02:45:05.800
Wow, amazing play, but the enemy team still tried their best, so let's not discount their efforts as well.

02:45:08.800 --> 02:45:10.800
No, upgrade to W, fuck!

02:45:10.800 --> 02:45:11.800
Oh my god, not too good start.

02:45:11.800 --> 02:45:12.800
Oh, not too good start.

02:45:12.800 --> 02:45:13.800
Okay, so listen, so listen.

02:45:13.800 --> 02:45:18.800
When you upgrade to W, what it means is that you have to smite instantly when the cam spawns.

02:45:18.800 --> 02:45:19.800
You understand that?

02:45:19.800 --> 02:45:20.800
Yeah, got it, got it.

02:45:21.800 --> 02:45:24.800
Okay, so now Jinxy, what we're gonna do here, okay?

02:45:24.800 --> 02:45:27.800
You're gonna be looking for the top to bottom full clear.

02:45:27.800 --> 02:45:39.600
understood yes now I wanted to hear me out okay because this is you against

02:45:39.600 --> 02:45:43.920
everyone right now do you know Jin see why in League of Legends sometimes you'll

02:45:43.920 --> 02:45:49.360
hear the term 1v9 yeah because it means not only is the other team getting

02:45:49.360 --> 02:45:54.480
fucked but your team is so fucking bad you're playing exactly bro so we're

02:45:54.480 --> 02:46:04.700
gonna need you to unlock 1v9. SMITE! SMITE! Alright so now what we do here we're

02:46:04.700 --> 02:46:09.040
gonna be looking for the red to gromp and then afterwards we're gonna be

02:46:09.040 --> 02:46:18.920
chilling alright. Now the enemy bond is already looking low. Nice top laner's

02:46:18.920 --> 02:46:24.140
getting a kill this game is already looking good for you yeah yes sir yes

02:46:24.140 --> 02:46:29.760
okay so now what we're doing here okay we're playing for the standard folk here

02:46:29.760 --> 02:46:38.280
okay okay this is a jinxie folk here bro it's a JFC got it yep oh my god I

02:46:38.280 --> 02:46:41.880
I want you to say it say JFC JFC

02:46:43.240 --> 02:46:45.240
No, please the J with the K

02:46:48.040 --> 02:46:50.040
Why why

02:46:52.200 --> 02:46:56.820
No, no, I said it. No, it's the J with the K

02:46:59.040 --> 02:47:04.360
Exactly that's how that's what we're gonna be turning the enemy team into this game, bro

02:47:04.360 --> 02:47:08.520
They're gonna be turned into fucking capsium. We're gonna eat them up. Do you understand?

02:47:10.040 --> 02:47:17.000
Yes, sensei. All right, so now listen what we're gonna do, okay? We're gonna look for the wolves after the wolves. It's blue grump

02:47:18.360 --> 02:47:25.360
Yeah, and maybe even a bot gank if it's made available to us like maybe even a fucking bot gank too. Yes, it's in the cards, bro

02:47:25.360 --> 02:47:27.360
I think he's doing good. This is really good

02:47:27.360 --> 02:47:29.860
Like Jinxie, okay, think of it this way, okay?

02:47:29.860 --> 02:47:37.560
When you're playing jungle, I want you to imagine that you're a people pleaser that never wants to let anyone down.

02:47:37.560 --> 02:47:40.360
So you're always just going to say, oh, maybe, right?

02:47:40.360 --> 02:47:43.360
Hey, do you want to do this? Maybe. Hey, do you want to do that? Maybe.

02:47:43.360 --> 02:47:45.860
Like, you always have to be the maybe guy.

02:47:45.860 --> 02:47:49.860
And then it's like you just choose the best option at that time.

02:47:49.860 --> 02:47:54.360
So if you have the best option, then you go for that. But you go for that.

02:47:54.360 --> 02:48:01.240
But you need to be the maybe guy you basically saying it all changes on the fly and I should never have like a fully committed made-up idea

02:48:01.320 --> 02:48:05.760
What I want to do is all exactly yes. Yes, exactly exactly

02:48:06.560 --> 02:48:12.720
It's like okay imagine imagine you're in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and you're banging mystique, okay?

02:48:15.040 --> 02:48:22.480
But every time your penis is halfway inside of her she's gonna transform into something right it's like if she turns into

02:48:22.480 --> 02:48:26.920
into someone that you find attractive, then you go in, right?

02:48:26.920 --> 02:48:31.600
She turns into your girlfriend, your wife, your, I don't know, your crush, you go in,

02:48:31.600 --> 02:48:32.600
right?

02:48:32.600 --> 02:48:37.680
But then, if she turns into like an old decrepit man, we gotta fuckin' pull out of there.

02:48:37.680 --> 02:48:38.680
Does that make sense?

02:48:38.680 --> 02:48:39.680
Yes, that's it.

02:48:39.680 --> 02:48:40.680
Exactly.

02:48:40.680 --> 02:48:41.680
And it's the same when we're juggling.

02:48:41.680 --> 02:48:45.480
Fight this, fight this, fight this, fight this, fight this.

02:48:45.480 --> 02:48:46.800
This is a free kill for Jiddy.

02:48:46.800 --> 02:48:47.800
Nice.

02:48:47.800 --> 02:48:49.800
Now take the way, take the cannon, please take the cannon.

02:48:49.800 --> 02:48:50.800
Fuck!

02:48:50.800 --> 02:48:52.800
Okay now back up and recall, back up and recall.

02:48:59.800 --> 02:49:00.800
Okay.

02:49:01.800 --> 02:49:03.800
Yep, right now it's looking good Jinx, it's looking good though.

02:49:03.800 --> 02:49:05.800
So now you're gonna buy a team map? Nice.

02:49:05.800 --> 02:49:09.800
Now Jinxy, why aren't you buying any other items besides the team map?

02:49:10.800 --> 02:49:16.800
Because I only have, because I already have zeros out of my gold, so I don't want to make sure I leave the spawn with no gold.

02:49:16.800 --> 02:49:18.800
Exactly, so that's why Jinxy.

02:49:18.800 --> 02:49:25.000
I jing see right now. We're gonna do math exercises said you can understand how much money you're gonna spend

02:49:25.200 --> 02:49:27.200
What's 1200 plus 300?

02:49:28.200 --> 02:49:31.120
1500 what's 1500 minus 400?

02:49:32.320 --> 02:49:35.500
1100 what's 3000 minus 2700?

02:49:37.280 --> 02:49:39.280
What's 14 to the power of three I?

02:49:40.680 --> 02:49:42.880
Didn't I didn't get that bar math I fail

02:49:42.880 --> 02:49:44.880
GOD DAMN IT!

02:49:44.880 --> 02:49:46.880
I'M SORRY!

02:49:46.880 --> 02:49:50.880
14 to the third power, um...

02:49:50.880 --> 02:49:53.880
14 times 14 times 14, bro.

02:49:53.880 --> 02:49:55.880
I honestly, man, I don't know, I'm sorry.

02:49:55.880 --> 02:49:57.880
Okay, just give it your best guess.

02:49:59.880 --> 02:50:01.880
Probably like a thousand or something?

02:50:01.880 --> 02:50:03.880
Over a thousand?

02:50:05.880 --> 02:50:07.880
Honestly, maybe. That's about a good...

02:50:07.880 --> 02:50:09.880
You don't even fucking know!

02:50:09.880 --> 02:50:14.400
Oh, no shit, what the fuck do you think I'm asking you what it is?

02:50:14.400 --> 02:50:19.280
I thought you knew. Wait, we got a little drag here.

02:50:19.280 --> 02:50:21.960
Okay, look for the gromp, look for the gromp.

02:50:21.960 --> 02:50:26.960
Okay, so now after the gromp, you can see

02:50:26.960 --> 02:50:30.320
what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for either bot

02:50:30.320 --> 02:50:33.440
or dragon, okay? Yep, it's all perceptive, remember?

02:50:33.440 --> 02:50:36.240
It's a eagle-plazer. Oh, exactly, yes.

02:50:36.240 --> 02:50:39.360
I don't know, maybe I might want to do that, yeah. Exactly, yes.

02:50:39.360 --> 02:50:42.360
though it yes that's it

02:50:42.360 --> 02:50:45.360
it's like imagine you're like a

02:50:45.360 --> 02:50:46.360
go for this go for this

02:50:46.360 --> 02:50:49.360
going going going

02:50:49.360 --> 02:50:51.360
you can't get this you can't get this back off

02:50:51.360 --> 02:50:52.360
yep good

02:50:52.360 --> 02:50:55.360
it's like imagine you're a janitor and like a classroom right

02:50:55.360 --> 02:50:58.360
and it's like you never know what the kids are gonna do next

02:50:58.360 --> 02:51:01.360
so you always have to have the mop at hand right

02:51:01.360 --> 02:51:03.360
because maybe one kid's gonna fucking puke everywhere

02:51:03.360 --> 02:51:05.360
maybe another one's gonna start shitting on the floor

02:51:05.360 --> 02:51:08.360
maybe another one's gonna spill his like nesty

02:51:08.360 --> 02:51:13.860
And depending on the severity we got to make sure we go for the most severe first does that make sense? Yes

02:51:14.580 --> 02:51:19.660
So like there for example the most severe thing to do is bought and then it becomes dragon you see

02:51:24.620 --> 02:51:26.920
Oh fuck wait James I think I'm actually fuck

02:51:28.620 --> 02:51:32.060
No, you're gonna you're gonna have to like do this on the next like four hours

02:51:33.140 --> 02:51:34.640
What do you mean? What happened?

02:51:34.640 --> 02:51:39.440
Because the problem is that I have a 50 where to I say do tomorrow, and there's no fucking way

02:51:39.440 --> 02:51:41.800
I'll be able to complete it in time if this dream goes too late

02:51:42.840 --> 02:51:44.840
Wait you're in school

02:51:45.440 --> 02:51:50.480
No, I'm just larking. Okay, so now what we're gonna do. All right, you're gonna look for the red

02:51:50.640 --> 02:51:54.000
Talk to bot folk here, and then we're gonna get it done. Okay? Okay, got it

02:51:54.000 --> 02:51:58.000
RAAAAD! RAAAAD! RAAAAD!

02:52:01.000 --> 02:52:05.000
Remember, if all your camps are up, you always want to start on the bottom.

02:52:06.000 --> 02:52:07.000
Because the cooldown is down.

02:52:08.000 --> 02:52:09.000
Yes.

02:52:09.000 --> 02:52:11.000
You gotta get the cooldown going earlier.

02:52:11.000 --> 02:52:13.000
Exactly, yes.

02:52:13.000 --> 02:52:15.000
So let's go, let's get the top to bottom.

02:52:24.000 --> 02:52:28.000
I thought you were in school for a second. Wait, did you? How'd you do in school? Were you a good student?

02:52:29.000 --> 02:52:32.000
Um, well, I wasn't till college.

02:52:33.000 --> 02:52:35.000
Oh, you went to college. How did that go?

02:52:36.000 --> 02:52:42.000
In my first semester, I failed all my core classes because I thought I was going to become a veterinarian.

02:52:42.000 --> 02:52:48.000
Because the thing about me is like, I've always just used weaponized autism to carry me through everything in life.

02:52:48.000 --> 02:53:00.000
And the problem is that when I got to college, I realized that I couldn't just like, half-ass shit anymore and I needed to actually study, but I wanted to play League instead, so I just like didn't study and I failed all my classes and almost went to night school.

02:53:00.000 --> 02:53:02.000
But then I lied to my parents about it.

02:53:02.000 --> 02:53:05.000
So instead of being a veterinarian, did you just play League instead?

02:53:05.000 --> 02:53:17.000
Yeah, exactly. Because it's like, dude, I had two options, right? One of them was I could sit there and I could fucking like, study in school against all these other like normies that were gonna sit there and fucking like tryhard and all that shit.

02:53:17.000 --> 02:53:20.120
Option 2 was I could just enjoy myself and play League in my free time.

02:53:20.120 --> 02:53:22.280
I didn't say I'm not gonna sit there and study though.

02:53:22.280 --> 02:53:24.920
Like I'm already, okay press R instantly.

02:53:24.920 --> 02:53:25.920
R instantly.

02:53:25.920 --> 02:53:26.920
There you go.

02:53:26.920 --> 02:53:27.920
Now press Q.

02:53:27.920 --> 02:53:28.920
NICE!

02:53:28.920 --> 02:53:29.920
Good.

02:53:29.920 --> 02:53:31.920
Like JNC, think of it logically, right?

02:53:31.920 --> 02:53:35.520
If I'm already spending 8 hours a day in school, why the fuck am I gonna spend another

02:53:35.520 --> 02:53:36.520
4 doing homework?

02:53:36.520 --> 02:53:37.520
Right?

02:53:37.520 --> 02:53:38.520
Yep.

02:53:38.520 --> 02:53:39.520
Watch this guy.

02:53:39.520 --> 02:53:40.520
Let's go.

02:53:40.520 --> 02:53:44.440
Now, don't forget, Mordekaiser can bring you to the Diddy Chamber, so you might want

02:53:44.440 --> 02:53:45.440
to run away here.

02:53:45.440 --> 02:53:46.440
Yep.

02:53:46.440 --> 02:53:48.440
One way and then we kill. Yep, we kill.

02:53:55.440 --> 02:53:57.440
But Jinxie, do you want to hear someone crazy?

02:53:59.440 --> 02:54:04.440
Did you know that being a League of Legends streamer is actually harder than being a Veterinarian?

02:54:06.440 --> 02:54:12.440
Well just ask yourself, how many Veterinarians on the planet are there and how many League of Legends streamers are there?

02:54:16.440 --> 02:54:19.320
and like actually do the whole thing.

02:54:19.320 --> 02:54:22.880
In League, can't you just like play like 20 hours a day

02:54:22.880 --> 02:54:24.160
in a challenge?

02:54:24.160 --> 02:54:25.000
Yeah, I can see it.

02:54:25.000 --> 02:54:25.760
Oh, actually, fuck.

02:54:25.760 --> 02:54:26.880
Low key.

02:54:26.880 --> 02:54:29.200
You've probably done so much time in the League now, Ted.

02:54:29.200 --> 02:54:31.800
You actually have like multiple PhDs in local time

02:54:31.800 --> 02:54:32.040
in the League.

02:54:32.040 --> 02:54:33.000
Yes.

02:54:33.000 --> 02:54:35.280
Because like, listen, let me explain it to you, OK?

02:54:35.280 --> 02:54:37.880
And this is something I've thought a lot about.

02:54:37.880 --> 02:54:41.280
Playing League of Legends is like being a doctor,

02:54:41.280 --> 02:54:44.440
but half the time you're patient, it's guaranteed to die.

02:54:44.440 --> 02:54:46.280
So it's like, imagine you're a doctor,

02:54:46.280 --> 02:54:49.280
and you're gonna try your best to save this patient's life, right?

02:54:49.280 --> 02:54:53.880
But then, half the time, they're just gonna end up dying no matter your best efforts.

02:54:53.880 --> 02:54:57.280
After about a year or two, you're probably gonna hang yourself, right?

02:54:57.280 --> 02:54:59.780
And it's the same thing with being a League of Legends player,

02:54:59.780 --> 02:55:03.680
because every time you road into a game, you just wanna sit there and win.

02:55:03.680 --> 02:55:07.880
So when you lose, it fucking sucks, but you know you're gonna lose half the time.

02:55:07.880 --> 02:55:10.280
So it's about mental strength. Does that make sense?

02:55:10.280 --> 02:55:11.680
Yes. Let's go for the wolves.

02:55:16.280 --> 02:55:22.480
Alright, so you're gonna look for the wolves here man, after the wolves you're gonna play

02:55:22.480 --> 02:55:24.440
wrappers into crugs.

02:55:24.440 --> 02:55:30.480
Got it, okay, got it.

02:55:30.480 --> 02:55:32.560
Now Jinxie, let me ask you a question, okay?

02:55:32.560 --> 02:55:34.080
Yeah, talk to me man.

02:55:34.080 --> 02:55:38.000
Do you remember earlier when you told me all you'd have to do is tell me something once

02:55:38.000 --> 02:55:39.400
and I'm gonna do it forever?

02:55:39.400 --> 02:55:41.200
Yes sir, of course man.

02:55:41.200 --> 02:55:42.400
Okay perfect.

02:55:42.400 --> 02:55:44.400
So why the fuck has your Tia mad?

02:55:44.400 --> 02:55:49.960
Not going on cooldown! A single fucking time! This game!

02:55:55.560 --> 02:55:56.860
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

02:55:57.760 --> 02:55:59.600
I'm sorry sir, I completely forgot.

02:56:01.520 --> 02:56:02.640
Alright, well that's show.

02:56:02.640 --> 02:56:08.900
So now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for the Krugs and then after the Krugs, you might wanna look on another play, okay?

02:56:09.360 --> 02:56:12.400
So what plays do you see you have the potential of doing right now?

02:56:12.400 --> 02:56:17.400
Well, we have objective, we have dragon, so I should go there.

02:56:17.400 --> 02:56:23.400
Exactly, so what we're going to do is we're going to look for Krugson to recall, and then we're going to look on the dragon.

02:56:29.400 --> 02:56:33.400
Okay, yep, it's not by the blade or the rune king. Perfect.

02:56:33.400 --> 02:56:38.400
Alright, so now, dragon is free, okay?

02:56:38.400 --> 02:56:40.400
Yes, sensei.

02:56:40.400 --> 02:56:44.400
Why is he acting free because they're a jungler recall or something?

02:56:44.400 --> 02:56:51.960
Um, well listen, it's because the thing is sometimes especially in lower elos, you just

02:56:51.960 --> 02:56:55.560
want to have your own plan because nobody has their own plan.

02:56:55.560 --> 02:56:58.000
So if you're just saying that and you're like I'm going to do this thing then you just do

02:56:58.000 --> 02:56:59.000
it.

02:56:59.000 --> 02:57:00.000
So now press W and chase him.

02:57:00.000 --> 02:57:01.000
Okay?

02:57:01.000 --> 02:57:04.000
You might have to ulti right now.

02:57:04.000 --> 02:57:05.000
Wait a second.

02:57:05.000 --> 02:57:06.000
This is good.

02:57:06.000 --> 02:57:07.000
Keep fighting.

02:57:07.000 --> 02:57:08.000
Just keep fighting.

02:57:08.000 --> 02:57:09.000
Keep fighting.

02:57:09.000 --> 02:57:10.000
Keep fighting.

02:57:10.000 --> 02:57:11.560
Keep fighting, keep fighting, keep fighting.

02:57:11.560 --> 02:57:13.880
Yes, yes, turn on the mouse, turn on the mouse.

02:57:13.880 --> 02:57:14.720
Okay, that's good.

02:57:14.720 --> 02:57:15.560
Not bad at all, bro.

02:57:15.560 --> 02:57:19.240
Not bad at all, that's good.

02:57:19.240 --> 02:57:20.720
Yes, so now I'm thinking,

02:57:20.720 --> 02:57:22.800
is it okay if I'm able to do dragon because they saw me?

02:57:22.800 --> 02:57:24.600
You, but on your respawn,

02:57:24.600 --> 02:57:26.600
you're gonna go dragon out of base, okay?

02:57:28.200 --> 02:57:29.960
Stop this, look what I'm doing, see, look, see.

02:57:29.960 --> 02:57:33.800
Yes, nice, good.

02:57:33.800 --> 02:57:35.520
There we go, kitten, perfectly.

02:57:36.400 --> 02:57:38.800
Dude, I'm telling you, it's like perfect right now.

02:57:40.000 --> 02:57:42.840
It's looking perfect now. We go right drag

02:57:43.360 --> 02:57:46.640
Dude, we're up dude. Oh my god. I'm actually literally

02:57:47.240 --> 02:57:49.240
brutally fucking people in the ass that I

02:57:49.320 --> 02:57:55.240
Yes, one and game to like I'm top, but yes top kills every game top. Yes, I'm telling you

02:57:55.240 --> 02:57:59.820
This is why I kept telling people like you have something inside you bro

02:57:59.960 --> 02:58:04.720
There's something inside you that I'm noticing and that thing inside of you

02:58:04.720 --> 02:58:10.320
It enables you to be the best player at this game, and it's the killer instinct

02:58:11.920 --> 02:58:18.940
Yes, like GenC if you were born in the medieval ages you'd probably be going around murdering people, and that's a good thing

02:58:18.940 --> 02:58:21.940
Pussy, pussy. Oh, no.

02:58:26.840 --> 02:58:31.840
Okay, real talk, real talk. I didn't think they would either

02:58:31.840 --> 02:58:39.320
I've actually I'm not even kidding. I've never died like that from two ranged people rooting me from outside the camp

02:58:40.080 --> 02:58:45.840
Yep, so now what we're gonna do is you're gonna walk to the red buff and you're gonna tell them how broken their champions are

02:58:45.960 --> 02:58:51.280
Because you need to let them know that the only reason why they're winning is because they're elow inflated

02:58:51.400 --> 02:58:55.720
So let's all chat nice elow inflated champions

02:59:01.840 --> 02:59:06.000
you know it's actually so fucking crazy how are they you know inflated with their

02:59:06.000 --> 02:59:14.960
iron well because they'd be armed for but now they're iron too so Jinxie let

02:59:14.960 --> 02:59:18.520
me let me tell you something okay and League of Legends the hardest champions

02:59:18.520 --> 02:59:22.720
to play are the ones that you play and the easiest ones to play are the ones

02:59:22.720 --> 02:59:27.040
that people that beat you lock in does that make sense yep that makes perfect

02:59:27.040 --> 02:59:29.840
sense yes sir so let me ask you a question who's the hardest champion in

02:59:29.840 --> 02:59:36.400
Warwick and then the and then after that Diana exactly and who are the easiest champions on the game?

02:59:39.160 --> 02:59:40.360
Rammus

02:59:40.360 --> 02:59:41.600
Mordekaiser

02:59:41.600 --> 02:59:43.040
Evelyn

02:59:43.040 --> 02:59:48.520
Exactly. Yes. So that's why Jinxie the thing is that even if somebody ever wins a game versus you

02:59:48.520 --> 02:59:55.040
It doesn't even matter because they're just winning because they're walking in Elorn played in bullshit. Does that make sense?

02:59:55.040 --> 02:59:56.040
Yes

02:59:56.040 --> 02:59:59.040
Now, what were you saying about medieval times before I got ganked?

02:59:59.040 --> 03:00:08.040
Yes, I was saying, if you were born in the medieval times, you'd be the kind of guy that goes around murdering people and looting corpses during the bubonic plague.

03:00:08.040 --> 03:00:11.040
And how did you get that easy?

03:00:11.040 --> 03:00:16.040
Because I can tell that me and you are alike, and I would have done that too.

03:00:16.040 --> 03:00:24.920
Like the thing about people like me and you, Jim, see, is that if we weren't for laws,

03:00:24.920 --> 03:00:27.220
me and you could actually go crazy.

03:00:27.220 --> 03:00:31.680
But since there are laws in place and we have families that we love, and we have rules that

03:00:31.680 --> 03:00:37.360
we need to abide by, it's like we can only afford to get that inner demon out of us in

03:00:37.360 --> 03:00:38.360
League of Legends.

03:00:38.360 --> 03:00:40.360
Does that make sense?

03:00:40.360 --> 03:00:41.360
Yes.

03:00:41.360 --> 03:00:44.880
Okay, go for the Mordekaiser kill, top.

03:00:44.880 --> 03:00:58.080
why because you're fucking goaded that's why not fucking kill him okay I was

03:00:58.080 --> 03:01:02.920
gonna say don't know but it's good yeah just keep bothering him there you go

03:01:02.920 --> 03:01:08.720
now go for the reptile so the reason why you can go go for the skull too nice

03:01:08.720 --> 03:01:10.720
Nice nice nice

03:01:21.240 --> 03:01:24.960
Okay, okay, listen you're gonna have to flash on him in Q. Oh my god

03:01:25.700 --> 03:01:27.700
Press E E

03:01:27.960 --> 03:01:30.200
Okay, do you know why that was so crazy?

03:01:30.200 --> 03:01:35.840
see because I flashed away from the skill path no bro it's because you flashed

03:01:35.840 --> 03:01:41.280
before I even told you to like you already had the plate that I was gonna

03:01:41.280 --> 03:01:48.880
tell you to go for in your fucking mind you understand yes one second

03:01:51.240 --> 03:01:54.520
okay go for the Krugs

03:01:54.520 --> 03:02:10.100
Perfect, perfect.

03:02:10.100 --> 03:02:12.340
So Jinx, you know what you can also say?

03:02:12.340 --> 03:02:13.340
What?

03:02:13.340 --> 03:02:22.180
You can also say, hey, Zinzal, the GG stands for great gazangas as I prowl you from behind.

03:02:22.180 --> 03:02:25.180
I don't know, I screwed that question up.

03:02:25.180 --> 03:02:28.180
Yeah, you know what, okay, that might be a bit too far.

03:02:28.180 --> 03:02:32.180
Okay, so what we're gonna do now is we're gonna look for the rafters.

03:02:32.180 --> 03:02:33.180
Yeah.

03:02:33.180 --> 03:02:38.180
So we're gonna look for the rafters and after it's bot side clear into scuttle, okay?

03:02:38.180 --> 03:02:39.180
Okay.

03:02:41.180 --> 03:02:42.180
Perfect.

03:02:43.180 --> 03:02:45.180
Yeah man, just kinda carryin' every game there.

03:02:46.180 --> 03:02:49.180
Dude, I'm telling you, it's like you're actually getting it done.

03:02:49.180 --> 03:02:53.180
I know. And bro, a lot of this shit, like, you didn't even have to tell me to flash them, you know what I'm saying?

03:02:53.180 --> 03:02:59.180
No, that's what I'm telling you, like, you understand these things at, like, an inherent level.

03:02:59.180 --> 03:03:05.180
Well, because what my thought process is, I'm overleveled, so I can kill him if I can get close to him, and use a ranged character.

03:03:05.180 --> 03:03:10.180
So, like, I just have to get close to him and then I heal from multiple shots at him, so all I have to do is cut the distance off from him.

03:03:10.180 --> 03:03:13.180
It's just like using shotguns in Siege, bro, you have to get close to the Warwick.

03:03:13.180 --> 03:03:16.180
Yep, and you're literally the expert at using shotguns in Siege.

03:03:16.180 --> 03:03:23.940
Okay, so listen now we commit for that play follow the Rift held follow the Rift held

03:03:23.940 --> 03:03:29.780
It's like imagine follow the leader just follow the Rift held and escort it. It's like protect the president

03:03:29.780 --> 03:03:31.780
Just follow it follow it

03:03:33.940 --> 03:03:35.940
Jesus

03:03:36.340 --> 03:03:40.420
We're gonna need you to crash into the second tower do you understand? Oh, yeah

03:03:40.420 --> 03:03:41.420
Oh yeah.

03:03:41.420 --> 03:03:45.420
Okay, kill the locks, kill the locks, go!

03:03:45.420 --> 03:03:47.420
Oh my god this is good.

03:03:47.420 --> 03:03:48.420
Yes!

03:03:48.420 --> 03:03:49.420
Yes!

03:03:49.420 --> 03:03:50.420
Okay.

03:03:50.420 --> 03:03:51.420
Oh my god.

03:03:51.420 --> 03:03:53.420
Okay back up and go to the dragon, back up and go to the dragon.

03:03:53.420 --> 03:03:56.420
We do not want to give Mordekaiser a chance to kill us.

03:03:56.420 --> 03:03:58.420
Come out flying.

03:03:58.420 --> 03:04:01.420
It actually ended up being a fly.

03:04:01.420 --> 03:04:02.420
Yes.

03:04:02.420 --> 03:04:03.420
I'm telling you.

03:04:03.420 --> 03:04:08.420
So now look, go for the dragon and then upwards you're going to look for recall, okay?

03:04:08.420 --> 03:04:10.420
got it

03:04:11.180 --> 03:04:18.500
Okay, I'm not gonna pay for that man, dude. I'm it's like every single game. You're literally just going so fucking crazy

03:04:20.500 --> 03:04:22.500
I'm ready for bronze. I really am

03:04:22.660 --> 03:04:26.700
You know all you do is just get a delay and you would have got bronze ages ago me

03:04:26.700 --> 03:04:30.380
I was so yes, but like that's what I'm telling you in league

03:04:30.380 --> 03:04:34.860
It's impossible to climb out of the jungle if you don't have the way it's like walking through like

03:04:35.500 --> 03:04:37.500
Okay, listen

03:04:37.500 --> 03:04:42.500
Okay, wait, wait, I can kill this in the backstool if you know what I'm saying.

03:04:42.500 --> 03:04:47.500
Like, okay, Jynxie, let me make you understand how to cycle, okay?

03:04:47.500 --> 03:04:52.500
It's like, imagine there's a place where...

03:04:52.500 --> 03:04:57.500
Okay, imagine you're gonna go to prison, right?

03:04:57.500 --> 03:04:59.500
Okay.

03:04:59.500 --> 03:05:04.500
When you play with no delay, it's like you wear your zesty shirts

03:05:04.500 --> 03:05:09.500
And then you're having like a tight little lace thong as you walk into the prison.

03:05:09.500 --> 03:05:11.500
What do you think is gonna happen?

03:05:11.500 --> 03:05:16.500
Um, I'll probably drop a soap or something? I don't know.

03:05:16.500 --> 03:05:20.500
Exactly. And it's the same thing with playing jungle in league.

03:05:20.500 --> 03:05:24.500
When you play with no delay, it's like you have no protections over yourself.

03:05:24.500 --> 03:05:28.500
So anybody can just do whatever they want to you. Does that make sense?

03:05:28.500 --> 03:05:30.500
Yes, okay.

03:05:30.500 --> 03:05:36.580
All right, so now what we're gonna do is you're gonna look for the rest of the actually you're gonna go raptors here

03:05:36.580 --> 03:05:40.060
And then after you're gonna go for the scuttle crab. Okay. Yes

03:05:40.940 --> 03:05:43.420
Bro, are you excited to watch LCS with me don't?

03:05:45.340 --> 03:05:48.100
Yeah, it's super excited. Yo

03:05:48.900 --> 03:05:51.300
But why'd you say it like that bro, bro like

03:05:52.020 --> 03:05:55.020
If you were to talk about dropping the sofa on LCS, what do you think?

03:05:55.020 --> 03:05:58.620
Okay, wait, do you want me to actually tell you the real reason why yes

03:05:58.620 --> 03:06:04.780
Ok, and this is what I'm about to say, it's just facts, right?

03:06:04.780 --> 03:06:10.060
The reason why the concept of LCS would seem really exciting for me is because it's like,

03:06:10.060 --> 03:06:14.760
wow, I get to watch all these people that I play with and against in solo queue compete

03:06:14.760 --> 03:06:16.220
on the world stage.

03:06:16.220 --> 03:06:21.060
In reality, it's some fucking team that just decides that they're gonna give a bottom of

03:06:21.060 --> 03:06:26.340
the barrel paycheck to some random Korean dude and then half their team is imports that

03:06:26.340 --> 03:06:32.180
Nobody even knows who they are and then after it's like you don't even feel any association because they're like well

03:06:32.180 --> 03:06:34.460
I don't even know who these people are. Does that make sense?

03:06:36.660 --> 03:06:38.780
No, you're gonna press E plus E

03:06:38.860 --> 03:06:43.380
That's the end of our way art art. Okay, so now hold on to your if you are

03:06:44.380 --> 03:06:46.380
Oh, no

03:06:48.100 --> 03:06:54.780
Yeah, wait that fucking idiot's on my fucking team. Oh wait, it's because he's invisible that's why all right continue about LCS

03:06:56.340 --> 03:07:08.980
Yep, so as I was saying, the problem with LCS is that LCS is just like a, it's just like a fucking, like, organization where half of the players are imported, right?

03:07:08.980 --> 03:07:09.940
Which is just so-

03:07:09.940 --> 03:07:16.820
Wait, LCS is like, it's an NA league, but it's a lot of Korean players who aren't even the best in Korea, basically, you're saying?

03:07:16.820 --> 03:07:21.700
Exactly. And be like Imagine, imagine Jinxie, what's your favorite soccer team?

03:07:21.700 --> 03:07:23.700
Uh, FC Barcelona.

03:07:23.700 --> 03:07:25.700
Okay, what country do they play from?

03:07:25.700 --> 03:07:31.620
Spain, okay imagine in that team only half of the people are from

03:07:32.140 --> 03:07:34.860
Spain without change your opinion. Well, that's kind of how it is

03:07:38.500 --> 03:07:41.920
Then I guess you might like the LCS then okay three

03:07:42.780 --> 03:07:44.260
But yeah, no that's what it is

03:07:44.260 --> 03:07:50.320
It's like LCS just feels like a retirement home for washed up Korean players unironically

03:07:51.540 --> 03:07:53.020
Yes

03:07:53.020 --> 03:07:57.820
And it got so bad. So what is the most exciting is it worlds is the world's the most exciting one?

03:07:58.340 --> 03:08:06.300
Well, the reason why worlds and MSI is exciting is because every once in a while a random team from the West either

03:08:06.300 --> 03:08:11.600
Like a European or an American team actually gets the point where it's like you're like, oh my god

03:08:11.600 --> 03:08:15.060
They might actually win everything and then they just end up disappointing you again

03:08:15.060 --> 03:08:21.580
But then the next year you forget about it. It's kind of like imagine your dad leaves you right and then like 20 years later

03:08:21.580 --> 03:08:25.000
It's like you're getting like these phone calls and it's like hey

03:08:25.000 --> 03:08:30.440
I might be coming back and it's like you're getting excited you're getting excited and then afterwards it like never really happens

03:08:30.440 --> 03:08:33.900
That's what it's like being a fan of the LCS. Okay, and um

03:08:35.880 --> 03:08:39.960
Okay, so what wouldn't it be fun to watch like faker play and stuff?

03:08:41.640 --> 03:08:43.640
Well, I mean

03:08:43.920 --> 03:08:49.520
Sure sure I mean like you like you cheer for the NA teams. You don't cheer for like faker at all

03:08:49.520 --> 03:08:54.240
No, I don't cheer for anyone because half of the anti-players can go fuck themselves cuz they end my games

03:08:54.960 --> 03:08:56.640
Okay, got it

03:08:56.640 --> 03:08:59.160
Okay, you can play this bug. I press R. NICE!

03:09:00.120 --> 03:09:06.320
Because that's the issue, Jinxy. The problem is, have you ever heard the term Never Meet Your Heroes?

03:09:06.680 --> 03:09:08.680
Yes, oh my god. Yes, you have.

03:09:08.680 --> 03:09:11.640
Okay, I wanted to imagine right now, Fakers in this game.

03:09:11.820 --> 03:09:14.320
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

03:09:14.320 --> 03:09:21.200
Okay, so imagine right now Faker's in this game and then he types damn Jinxie you fucking

03:09:21.200 --> 03:09:26.440
suck dick and then he starts running it down mid, would you ever feel excited to watch Faker

03:09:26.440 --> 03:09:27.440
play again?

03:09:27.440 --> 03:09:28.440
No, no, no.

03:09:28.440 --> 03:09:29.940
I'm wondering if I told you that that's-

03:09:29.940 --> 03:09:33.000
I wouldn't blame his team because Faker's better than you, bro.

03:09:33.000 --> 03:09:37.560
Okay, but Jinxie, listen, listen, what I'm trying to explain though is that is what you

03:09:37.560 --> 03:09:41.320
experience with pro players and 90% of your games.

03:09:41.320 --> 03:09:44.200
Oh, they just end, wait, this is Jinx.

03:09:44.200 --> 03:09:46.600
Yep. Okay, so this is what we're gonna do, okay?

03:09:46.600 --> 03:09:48.600
I'm gonna want you to press W soon.

03:09:49.600 --> 03:09:51.100
Press W and then run up them.

03:09:51.100 --> 03:09:53.300
Run up them. You're gonna have to run up them. You need to fight this.

03:09:53.300 --> 03:09:54.400
Okay, you're gonna kill the Zen.

03:09:54.400 --> 03:09:56.300
And then after you're gonna look on the gen.

03:09:56.300 --> 03:09:57.300
AHH!

03:09:57.300 --> 03:09:59.500
It's because I got E to my W.

03:09:59.500 --> 03:10:00.000
That's on me.

03:10:00.000 --> 03:10:00.500
Yep.

03:10:00.500 --> 03:10:00.900
That's on me.

03:10:00.900 --> 03:10:02.100
But, but it's okay, listen.

03:10:02.100 --> 03:10:03.700
You're still gonna win it.

03:10:03.700 --> 03:10:06.500
Well, alright. We have three dragons. They have literally zero.

03:10:06.500 --> 03:10:08.300
I mean, we're up kill.

03:10:08.300 --> 03:10:09.600
We're up turret.

03:10:09.600 --> 03:10:10.800
We're back.

03:10:10.800 --> 03:10:12.400
We're fine.

03:10:12.400 --> 03:10:13.400
But yeah, I know, like...

03:10:13.400 --> 03:10:15.400
LCS I mean like

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Fuck

03:10:17.720 --> 03:10:23.340
Like and this isn't like a dig at riot obviously right because like it's just you know like

03:10:23.960 --> 03:10:25.960
How a lot of people

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Yeah, no like it's cool everything but the promise that every single like domestic league whether it's like LEC LCS

03:10:36.320 --> 03:10:40.200
Whatever it is all of them have fallen off massively over the last few years

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somebody in my chat just said that ward has been there for 15 minutes

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which ward?

03:10:47.200 --> 03:10:50.200
the ward is still there for 10 years, that ward has been there for 15 minutes

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the ward that I put down by objective

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okay well listen, this is what we're gonna do, okay?

03:10:55.200 --> 03:10:57.200
you're gonna steal the baron here

03:10:57.200 --> 03:10:59.200
yeah, yes, so this is what we're gonna do, jhinxie

03:10:59.200 --> 03:11:01.200
jhinxie, it's all you, it's all you

03:11:01.200 --> 03:11:03.200
I want you to drone over the baron, they have no jungler

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they have no jungler

03:11:04.200 --> 03:11:06.200
okay, so like, I want you to press W

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press W, press W, press W

03:11:08.200 --> 03:11:12.200
Okay, no, just go for the band. Just go for the band. You're good. They already killed that guy.

03:11:14.200 --> 03:11:18.200
But how about you? You know what? Enough about me. Are you excited to watch YLCS?

03:11:18.200 --> 03:11:21.200
Yeah, bro. I think I'll actually learn a lot about the game with the Catacombs.

03:11:22.200 --> 03:11:26.200
Okay. So what's the most exciting thing for you about watching the pro game?

03:11:26.200 --> 03:11:27.200
What do you think is gonna be like...

03:11:28.200 --> 03:11:34.200
Well, I would just like to see... Oh, my God. I would like to see those five-man teamfights on dragons and stuff in fans.

03:11:34.200 --> 03:11:36.200
I think that would be fun to watch.

03:11:36.200 --> 03:11:42.040
yep okay so I guess like just watching what it looks like from a communication

03:11:42.040 --> 03:11:45.080
watching how the game is actually supposed to be played and not like a

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the bottom of iron what type of land

03:11:50.840 --> 03:11:55.720
okay so like jinx this Oregon New York you're gonna look for the rest of the

03:11:55.720 --> 03:11:59.440
folk here actually you know what fuck it go for the red then recall and then go

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for the blue out of base

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You will learn how shit the coaching is, what does that mean?

03:12:12.640 --> 03:12:18.340
So the thing is Jynxie, there are people out there that think that I'm a bad coach.

03:12:18.340 --> 03:12:19.840
Can you believe that?

03:12:19.840 --> 03:12:22.800
No, bro, never.

03:12:22.800 --> 03:12:26.800
Like there are people out there Jynxie that think that because I make League of Legends

03:12:26.800 --> 03:12:29.620
fun, I'm a bad coach.

03:12:29.620 --> 03:12:34.400
Think about it for a second.

03:12:34.400 --> 03:12:38.200
Because they think that League of Legends has to be, you press your abilities and you

03:12:38.200 --> 03:12:39.560
do this and you do that.

03:12:39.560 --> 03:12:42.800
But they don't understand that what matters is the emotion.

03:12:42.800 --> 03:12:46.640
What matters is the sense of connection that you have to the game.

03:12:46.640 --> 03:12:51.040
And if there's no connection, then why even bother fucking learning?

03:12:51.040 --> 03:12:52.040
You know what I mean?

03:12:52.040 --> 03:12:54.280
Yo, are we losing our team right now?

03:12:54.280 --> 03:12:56.880
Uh, just wait, wait before you go in.

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You're gonna wait for the Ash to walk out of base.

03:13:00.440 --> 03:13:03.840
Okay, now go in.

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Now you go, now you go, now you go, now you go.

03:13:05.560 --> 03:13:07.200
Who do I jump from?

03:13:07.200 --> 03:13:08.240
Ah, yep, that works.

03:13:08.240 --> 03:13:11.440
Now hold Q on her, hold Q, hold Q, hold it.

03:13:11.440 --> 03:13:13.440
E, E, E, Flash, and then E.

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Close.

03:13:19.600 --> 03:13:21.280
Wait, but we're winning everything.

03:13:21.280 --> 03:13:22.760
Why is this game going so bad?

03:13:22.760 --> 03:13:24.160
We're winning.

03:13:24.160 --> 03:13:25.600
What's happening?

03:13:25.600 --> 03:13:28.760
We're up 12 kills, we have three dragons.

03:13:29.760 --> 03:13:31.840
Oh, it's because, oh no, no, yeah.

03:13:31.840 --> 03:13:32.960
What's going on?

03:13:32.960 --> 03:13:34.060
Why are we dominating more?

03:13:34.560 --> 03:13:35.060
Okay.

03:13:35.060 --> 03:13:36.560
I'm putting dick to ass right now.

03:13:37.360 --> 03:13:41.960
So, Jinxie, imagine that you have a team of 5th, 6th graders, right?

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And they're all fighting 5th graders.

03:13:45.560 --> 03:13:46.060
Okay?

03:13:46.860 --> 03:13:47.360
Okay.

03:13:47.660 --> 03:13:48.460
Yes, got it.

03:13:48.560 --> 03:13:52.960
If one of the 6th graders decides to fuck off and do random shit,

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is there enough of a difference between the two of those groups

03:13:57.660 --> 03:13:59.960
that one of them will just automatically win?

03:14:00.460 --> 03:14:02.160
No, because the 6th graders, like,

03:14:02.960 --> 03:14:05.960
I mean they're not even like developed, brother. Arms are like, like, by state.

03:14:07.160 --> 03:14:12.660
Exactly. And it's the same exact thing when it comes to League of Legends.

03:14:12.660 --> 03:14:18.360
Because even if your team has a lead, think of it like you have a one great advantage, right?

03:14:18.360 --> 03:14:20.160
You have a one great advantage.

03:14:20.160 --> 03:14:26.260
And then after, it's like, if you're missing somebody, then you literally can't actually win the fight,

03:14:26.260 --> 03:14:28.460
even though you feel like you should.

03:14:28.460 --> 03:14:29.360
You see what I'm getting at?

03:14:29.360 --> 03:14:31.560
Yep, got it. Yep, okay. That makes sense.

03:14:31.560 --> 03:14:40.060
So the trick is that you just need to take so many steroids, that you end up looking like a freak of nature 15th grader, and then you start mauging the whole lobby.

03:14:40.060 --> 03:14:41.560
Do you see what I'm getting at now?

03:14:41.560 --> 03:14:42.560
Got it, yes.

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Alright, so now this is what we're gonna do, okay?

03:14:47.060 --> 03:14:48.060
You're gonna back up.

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And then after.

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Back up, just keep backing up.

03:14:54.060 --> 03:14:56.060
Mark up, mark up, mark up, mark up.

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So now Jinx, when the Mortar Kaiser walks up, walk to the red dot, the red dot, the red dot, the red dot.

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Okay, it's on there anymore. Okay, uh

03:15:06.660 --> 03:15:11.560
Yeah, you're just got the backup now because the promise that your ashes that you're just gonna have to leave it be

03:15:24.200 --> 03:15:26.200
No, no, don't do it. Oh

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God, okay back up

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So the good news is train America can come in soon and your ash is gonna be responding as well

03:15:36.400 --> 03:15:42.480
So you just have to wait okay? You need to just hold the four down for a little bit back up back up back up

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You don't want to die

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Now walk up

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And now look on the dragon

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everybody's gonna go dragon just gonna be the whole game if we get this I decided

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here press W and run at them right now press W and run at them get that gen

03:16:10.700 --> 03:16:17.140
off that gen the gen nice hold Q hold Q hold Q good get that okay now get this

03:16:17.140 --> 03:16:22.340
in this is now we can turn on the dragon now after you kill us in you turn on the

03:16:22.340 --> 03:16:27.940
dragon good you're running this shit easy now okay now just finish the dragon

03:16:27.940 --> 03:16:31.540
because you're gonna get a dragon soul then you're gonna walk mid right

03:16:31.540 --> 03:16:34.460
Oh my god, we just won the game?

03:16:34.460 --> 03:16:36.420
You might have just won.

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Okay, now walkman.

03:16:41.020 --> 03:16:47.460
Now, since we have the dragon soul, do we instantly one-shot them or do we have more health?

03:16:47.460 --> 03:16:50.980
No, so this dragon soul gives your entire team a shield.

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So you just need to pay for the shield and you're going to be good.

03:16:55.140 --> 03:16:57.380
Got it.

03:16:57.380 --> 03:17:00.940
Okay.

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What you're gonna do now is you're gonna back up.

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And now what you're gonna do here, Jinxie, listen.

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You're gonna back up, back up, back up.

03:17:12.260 --> 03:17:14.760
Because the thing is, you need to wait for your team to be in position.

03:17:14.760 --> 03:17:16.260
And then I want you to go for your red buff.

03:17:16.260 --> 03:17:18.260
Just go for your red buff and then ping your team away.

03:17:20.760 --> 03:17:22.260
Do you know how to ping them away?

03:17:22.260 --> 03:17:23.260
No, no.

03:17:23.260 --> 03:17:26.760
So you ping and then instead of pulling it down for help, you pull it up.

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Nice! There you go.

03:17:29.260 --> 03:17:30.760
Okay, so now you go for the red.

03:17:30.940 --> 03:17:34.500
And then after this red you could easily look for baron soon

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All right, so now jinx you listen you're gonna back off back off because now your team isn't in place

03:17:51.780 --> 03:17:54.260
Okay, so now we're waiting for our team, okay

03:17:54.260 --> 03:18:06.680
You can't wait all this office office office. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's just just cute

03:18:06.680 --> 03:18:08.180
Just you fight fight fight

03:18:08.180 --> 03:18:13.140
Go in go in go in the gym the gym. Nice. The Lux the Lux the Lux the Lux the Lux

03:18:13.780 --> 03:18:20.880
There you suck. He was he he told you hold it nice. Okay now go for this in this in

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I'm the greatest ever, bro.

03:18:35.880 --> 03:18:42.240
Okay, Jinxie, I thought about it more, I thought about it more.

03:18:42.240 --> 03:18:43.640
Dude, I'm telling you, you're going insane.

03:18:43.640 --> 03:18:47.560
Boy, Jinxie, are you ready to cure the epiphany that I just came to?

03:18:47.560 --> 03:18:49.320
Yeah, what's up, bro?

03:18:49.320 --> 03:18:51.880
So, okay wait, this is what we're gonna do, okay?

03:18:51.880 --> 03:18:53.480
I want you to just focus on the barn,

03:18:53.480 --> 03:18:54.800
just focus on the barn, you can finish it,

03:18:54.800 --> 03:18:57.760
you can finish it, okay?

03:18:57.760 --> 03:18:59.600
And then when you're alters up in four seconds,

03:18:59.600 --> 03:19:01.800
I want you to alter Nalsar, okay?

03:19:01.800 --> 03:19:04.300
But only if you walk stuff, only if you walk stuff.

03:19:06.080 --> 03:19:10.040
Okay, so now after this barn recall, recall, recall?

03:19:10.040 --> 03:19:12.280
Okay, now press P.

03:19:12.280 --> 03:19:15.240
Your next item is gonna be that Thornmail,

03:19:15.240 --> 03:19:17.600
that Thornmail, and then you're gonna buy a Lixar Barn.

03:19:17.600 --> 03:19:19.980
I want to buy the Elixir Vine.

03:19:19.980 --> 03:19:23.960
OK, so Jinxie, why do you like FC Barcelona?

03:19:23.960 --> 03:19:27.360
Because Messi is the reason I got it.

03:19:27.360 --> 03:19:28.720
Exactly, OK.

03:19:28.720 --> 03:19:31.960
And what if I told you that that's the reason why?

03:19:31.960 --> 03:19:33.360
Because I thought about it more.

03:19:33.360 --> 03:19:35.560
That's really the reason why for me.

03:19:35.560 --> 03:19:36.960
I don't like pro play.

03:19:36.960 --> 03:19:39.280
Because pro play went from being a thing where you used up

03:19:39.280 --> 03:19:41.960
personalities, and you used up people that were actually

03:19:41.960 --> 03:19:45.080
like really out there, you know, that everyone knew.

03:19:45.080 --> 03:19:47.560
And then it went to a thing where every single split,

03:19:47.560 --> 03:19:51.560
every season every single team would have different rosters because they would

03:19:51.560 --> 03:19:54.880
always want to just all in winning as hard as they could so it makes it

03:19:54.880 --> 03:19:58.760
impossible to get attached the actual players are part of the rosters does that

03:19:58.760 --> 03:20:04.160
make sense yes yes all right so now this we're going to show okay you're gonna

03:20:04.160 --> 03:20:07.520
look for the motorcars are killed and then afterwards I want you to look

03:20:07.520 --> 03:20:17.860
towards mid. So what you're gonna do is you're gonna recall. You're gonna recall

03:20:17.860 --> 03:20:20.840
and then you walk mid.

03:20:26.000 --> 03:20:33.200
Are we winning now coach? Surely right. Yep. So now after this what you're gonna do

03:20:33.200 --> 03:20:37.400
is you're gonna wait for the enemies to walk up then you're gonna press W

03:20:37.400 --> 03:20:39.500
and you're gonna ART in. Alright?

03:20:39.500 --> 03:20:43.500
Alright. Just keep walking up mid, and I don't know.

03:20:43.500 --> 03:20:45.600
Yes, so now that's what we're gonna do.

03:20:45.600 --> 03:20:48.100
You're gonna walk up and then ART, NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSS.

03:20:48.100 --> 03:20:51.400
Now, what you're gonna do is you're gonna hold Q, hold Q on him.

03:20:51.400 --> 03:20:54.400
Perfect. And then now you can just walk it down mid.

03:20:54.400 --> 03:20:57.200
You walk them down mid like they're fucking dogs.

03:20:57.200 --> 03:20:58.200
Yeah.

03:20:59.200 --> 03:21:01.700
Nice, nice. Way to go in, Zim. Way to go in there.

03:21:01.700 --> 03:21:04.700
Fucking idiot. Fucking iron bitch.

03:21:04.700 --> 03:21:10.940
okay now go for this and you just get the freeest one of your f**king

03:21:10.940 --> 03:21:13.980
bro max is gonna get broads today holy sh**

03:21:13.980 --> 03:21:21.540
no two games and two wins and not only that bro it's I'm the best player on my

03:21:21.540 --> 03:21:25.260
team both games bro yes that's it I wanted to double you and then chase us

03:21:25.260 --> 03:21:29.300
like I was the best player in the lobby both games so that was the bigger

03:21:30.260 --> 03:21:32.260
Dude

03:21:32.660 --> 03:21:39.200
Yes, 18 kills and literally like seven CS per minute of 40-minute game. That's actually crazy

03:21:43.580 --> 03:21:48.040
That's back-to-back ends bro, let's fucking go chat

03:21:48.660 --> 03:21:54.620
And we have a delay bro. This is what I'm talking about bro like starting to click guys

03:21:54.620 --> 03:22:00.460
Bro back to back most kills on my team back to back most CS on my team

03:22:00.460 --> 03:22:04.500
I know I want to look at your LP how much you just gained 23. What does that mean?

03:22:04.500 --> 03:22:10.500
Why am I giving you that means I lost game you gained 22 now you're getting 23 it means that your LP gains are

03:22:11.460 --> 03:22:13.460
Slowly increasing

03:22:14.180 --> 03:22:19.060
Is that what why why is it why are they giving me more LP don't us?

03:22:19.060 --> 03:22:23.660
Because they're saying Jinxie, you don't belong here anymore, bro.

03:22:23.660 --> 03:22:25.420
You belong in a better life.

03:22:25.420 --> 03:22:27.220
Bro, I'm getting emotional, man.

03:22:27.220 --> 03:22:29.420
I'm getting emotional.

03:22:29.420 --> 03:22:31.460
Like Jinxie, think of it this way, okay?

03:22:31.460 --> 03:22:32.740
Imagine it like this.

03:22:32.740 --> 03:22:36.380
It's like imagine you're sitting there and you have your son, right?

03:22:36.380 --> 03:22:38.300
And he's playing hockey.

03:22:38.300 --> 03:22:42.900
And then one day you realize that he's winning all the games in hockey, and you're just looking

03:22:42.900 --> 03:22:43.900
and you're proud.

03:22:43.900 --> 03:22:48.080
You're like, wow, he's destroying everyone, he's going crazy.

03:22:48.080 --> 03:22:52.880
So what do you do as you grab your son, you inject him full of steroids and growth hormones,

03:22:52.880 --> 03:22:57.080
and then he ends up dominating everyone even harder and he goes to NHL.

03:22:57.080 --> 03:22:58.640
That's like you right now.

03:22:58.640 --> 03:23:00.280
Do you understand what I'm getting at?

03:23:00.280 --> 03:23:01.280
Yes, coach.

03:23:01.280 --> 03:23:02.280
Bro, bro, coach.

03:23:02.280 --> 03:23:04.880
I earned an S-plus on Warwick.

03:23:04.880 --> 03:23:09.280
Dude, do you remember, do you remember my first three days of the game where you were

03:23:09.280 --> 03:23:13.200
coaching me and I was getting 700 damage, 800 damage, 900 damage?

03:23:13.200 --> 03:23:14.680
Do you remember that, bro?

03:23:14.680 --> 03:23:16.360
JXC, not even that.

03:23:16.360 --> 03:23:21.060
You remember your first day playing when you placed in silver and you're literally running

03:23:21.060 --> 03:23:23.060
it down every single game?

03:23:23.060 --> 03:23:25.060
Yes, and then drew 11 live band.

03:23:25.060 --> 03:23:26.440
Dude, I remember it all, bro.

03:23:26.440 --> 03:23:28.360
It's like I actually get emotional thinking about it.

03:23:28.360 --> 03:23:29.360
W drew.

03:23:29.360 --> 03:23:30.360
Yep.

03:23:30.360 --> 03:23:31.360
Sorry, Danny.

03:23:31.360 --> 03:23:36.160
Sorry to those two silver teams that I was on or three.

03:23:36.160 --> 03:23:37.520
That's why I'm telling you, bro.

03:23:37.520 --> 03:23:40.020
It's like league is a journey.

03:23:40.020 --> 03:23:42.440
And the thing is that you're sitting there, Jinxie.

03:23:42.440 --> 03:23:45.880
It's like, man, you were photo and we're dildo, right?

03:23:45.880 --> 03:23:52.120
and dildo baggins and we're sitting there and we're fucking going to throw the ring in the eye of

03:23:52.120 --> 03:23:57.240
Sauron. Does that make sense? Unfortunately, I didn't watch Float of the Rings and everybody

03:23:57.240 --> 03:24:00.360
makes fun of me when I watch them yet. I'm sorry. No, I don't blame you. I didn't watch it either,

03:24:00.360 --> 03:24:07.640
bro. After five minutes, I got bored, so I turned it off. Okay. Yes. Okay. But it's like we can still

03:24:07.640 --> 03:24:13.640
warp, Jinxy, because the thing is that, listen, we'll want to be a streamer. Anything that you say,

03:24:13.640 --> 03:24:18.600
at least one person is going to believe. So as long as you talk confidently, you can spread

03:24:18.600 --> 03:24:24.040
misinformation and nobody is going to actually be the wiser. Like I could make up something right

03:24:24.040 --> 03:24:28.920
now and just randomly start lying and nobody is going to actually know it. And there's going to be

03:24:28.920 --> 03:24:33.880
a few people that actually believe it. Does that make sense? Yes, bro. Yes, 100% because you're

03:24:33.880 --> 03:24:41.000
a marker. Like, exactly. Yes. So that's why you always mark when you can. Yeah, like if you play

03:24:41.000 --> 03:24:46.920
at least five games of League of A, you actually reduce your chance of developing dementia by 40%

03:24:47.560 --> 03:24:52.120
and the reason why is because memorizing all the league champions opens up compartments in your

03:24:52.120 --> 03:24:57.880
mind that make it that people with dementia normally don't have, which is why they get dementia,

03:24:57.880 --> 03:25:02.840
right? And it's like, I just made that up out of the top of my head, but did you believe it?

03:25:03.640 --> 03:25:08.920
Yes, bro. Yes, I did. Bro, I got my food too. I'm going to eat really quick, coach. Is that okay?

03:25:08.920 --> 03:25:17.920
My brother made it, so it's in the kitchen right now, W brother.

03:25:17.920 --> 03:25:18.920
Okay, W brother.

03:25:18.920 --> 03:25:20.800
If he made it, then we don't disrespect that.

03:25:20.800 --> 03:25:21.800
Go get the food.

03:25:21.800 --> 03:25:22.800
Okay.

03:25:22.800 --> 03:25:29.080
And while I'm eating, people in my chat are saying I should watch my first game for inspirations.

03:25:29.080 --> 03:25:30.800
Do you even have like a bot of that?

03:25:30.800 --> 03:25:31.800
It's on my YouTube channel, I think.

03:25:31.800 --> 03:25:35.920
It was with Tyler when I was on Game and Top and it was literally a lobot of me.

03:25:35.920 --> 03:25:36.920
All right.

03:25:36.920 --> 03:25:37.920
So then that's what we'll do.

03:25:37.920 --> 03:25:40.480
What we'll do is you get your food

03:25:40.480 --> 03:25:46.880
I'll get something to eat as well and then we'll react to your first game ever of league while waiting for you to finish

03:25:46.880 --> 03:25:51.520
Okay, we are because guys what a day. I mean we're out. We're two though. Hi guys

03:25:51.720 --> 03:25:56.400
Get a big record screen and then get a timer. Oh, you already have a timer. Good job

03:26:07.920 --> 03:26:36.920
I got a chicken sandwich.

03:26:36.920 --> 03:26:50.120
sandwich. Watch LCS chat. I think we're only going to watch the finals.

03:27:06.920 --> 03:27:08.980
you

03:27:36.920 --> 03:28:02.840
Alright guys, who's ready for a meal hack?

03:28:02.840 --> 03:28:23.480
this out, Greek yogurt, and then protein powder. Then you just pop it in and then you mix it.

03:28:23.480 --> 03:28:27.160
Instantly, 50 to 60 grams of protein.

03:28:27.160 --> 03:28:34.720
about this what's up master jing see I have bequeath bequeath my return but

03:28:34.720 --> 03:28:39.640
it's not even how you use that word yes now bro what should we watch bro like is

03:28:39.640 --> 03:28:44.840
there anything you want to show me or should we watch my first game I okay

03:28:44.840 --> 03:28:48.440
let your chat choose either we watch your first game or watch one of your duo

03:28:48.440 --> 03:28:53.200
games with muda chat should we watch my first game or watch one of my duo games

03:28:53.200 --> 03:28:57.480
I'm gonna pull on this mood into the fuck out of my games and then blame it on Smurfs

03:28:57.480 --> 03:29:01.440
And then I coped along with him and said yeah, bro, they're probably smurfing but deep down bro

03:29:01.440 --> 03:29:03.440
He into the fuck out of my games

03:29:03.440 --> 03:29:09.520
I don't dream and it's like after that it happens. It's like how could you ever look at them the same again?

03:29:09.520 --> 03:29:11.520
You know what I mean?

03:29:11.880 --> 03:29:14.160
He was losing by 90 CS in five minutes

03:29:17.080 --> 03:29:19.280
I don't you in what you're gonna make

03:29:21.120 --> 03:29:23.120
Chicken sandwich

03:29:23.200 --> 03:29:30.880
nice and it's like bro if you're down 90 CS in five minutes who are you

03:29:30.880 --> 03:29:40.780
getting smurfed on by faker like the minion bro real I'd sort of watching but

03:29:40.780 --> 03:29:49.520
you know I realized but everybody just bitches and moans and complains about

03:29:49.520 --> 03:29:54.040
Oh, this smurf, or oh, my teammate, just be challenger, bro.

03:29:54.040 --> 03:29:58.480
Like, I'm so done with all the pitching and melanin, like, I'm just gonna become challenger

03:29:58.480 --> 03:29:59.480
in this game.

03:29:59.480 --> 03:30:05.160
And then when I become challenger, no one can say fucking shit to me.

03:30:05.160 --> 03:30:09.480
Because then I'll have been the highest rank in the game in Rainbow Six Siege, the highest

03:30:09.480 --> 03:30:13.680
rank in the game in Clash Royale, and the highest rank in the game in League of Legends.

03:30:13.680 --> 03:30:19.320
And then on top of that, I'm gonna hit 2011 Chats just because.

03:30:19.320 --> 03:30:20.320
Let me tell you something.

03:30:20.320 --> 03:30:26.320
If I challenge you, bro, I legitimately think my penis will grow in size, don't ask me.

03:30:26.320 --> 03:30:31.320
Bro, with how much I'll be sucking on it, you better believe it.

03:30:31.320 --> 03:30:34.320
Okay, the chat is saying to watch LCS while you eat.

03:30:34.320 --> 03:30:37.320
Do we even have permissions to do that right now?

03:30:37.320 --> 03:30:38.320
Or no?

03:30:38.320 --> 03:30:42.320
Wait, probably not actually.

03:30:42.320 --> 03:30:48.320
Let me touch him, it's too many steps.

03:30:48.320 --> 03:31:01.800
Let's see that majority people are saying to watch the LCS while you eat wait is it live

03:31:01.800 --> 03:31:14.040
right now this LCS live right now no yeah it is mm not that's what are you eating Greek

03:31:14.040 --> 03:31:26.660
yogurt with protein powder. Why? Why not? I'm a fat piece of shit so I need low

03:31:26.660 --> 03:31:38.760
calories so I lose weight. Wait, so chat. But I don't think we have perms to watch

03:31:38.760 --> 03:31:42.720
us. Maybe we do, but I don't know. I think we only got perms on the final chat.

03:31:42.720 --> 03:31:51.840
But wait, if we watch Cajal watch LCS, is that like so co-streaming?

03:31:51.840 --> 03:31:53.640
I think so.

03:31:53.640 --> 03:31:54.640
Really?

03:31:54.640 --> 03:32:05.400
I'm going to see what he says, Chapp, because I don't want to get banned before I even start.

03:32:05.400 --> 03:32:06.640
I just texted him.

03:32:06.640 --> 03:32:09.360
Yeah, we need to activate PG mode.

03:32:09.360 --> 03:32:11.360
Yo, I'm downloading League of Legends.

03:32:11.360 --> 03:32:12.360
Is that fun?

03:32:12.360 --> 03:32:13.360
Or is it fun?

03:32:13.360 --> 03:32:17.360
Dras, I'll let you take the floor on that one.

03:32:17.360 --> 03:32:22.440
If you're downloading League of Legends, have fun, you might as well uninstall it right

03:32:22.440 --> 03:32:23.800
now.

03:32:23.800 --> 03:32:28.700
The purpose of playing League of Legends is to not have fun yourself.

03:32:28.700 --> 03:32:32.480
It's to win games that you make the enemy team not have fun.

03:32:32.480 --> 03:32:37.240
It's not about bringing yourself joy, it's about stripping it from other people.

03:32:37.240 --> 03:32:40.520
And unless you're going to have that mentality, then you might as well not even queue the

03:32:40.520 --> 03:32:51.000
the fuck up. Yeah. Um, I think you should only play League of Legends. If one, you hate

03:32:51.000 --> 03:32:55.240
yourself and then two, if you hate other people, because then you can hate yourself

03:32:55.240 --> 03:33:04.120
less by making other people hate themselves more, if that makes sense. Yep. I agree with

03:33:04.120 --> 03:33:11.120
with that.

03:33:11.120 --> 03:33:14.800
But like, I want to make a couple of ground rules, because as you guys know I'm about

03:33:14.800 --> 03:33:20.000
to leave iron tonight, um, ground rule.

03:33:20.000 --> 03:33:25.600
If you're an iron player, you're not allowed to ping, you're not allowed to ask for help,

03:33:25.600 --> 03:33:30.000
you're not allowed to type in chat, you're not allowed to type in all chat.

03:33:30.000 --> 03:33:34.200
If you're an iron player, take your keyboard and shove it up your ass.

03:33:34.200 --> 03:33:38.680
Nothing pisses me off more than when I'm duo queuing with my brother at 10 in the morning

03:33:38.680 --> 03:33:44.480
and my iron teammates are pinging me away from things, pinging me to things.

03:33:44.480 --> 03:33:46.080
It's like you're ironed for a reason.

03:33:46.080 --> 03:33:50.880
I'll throw you through a glass window if you ping again in GTA.

03:33:50.880 --> 03:33:57.160
Bro, I'm going to be honest.

03:33:57.160 --> 03:34:02.640
I hear you say those words. It's how I imagine parents must feel watching their children

03:34:02.640 --> 03:34:13.640
get like graduate. You know what I mean? Thank you, father. Thank you. I'm proud of you.

03:34:13.640 --> 03:34:19.240
Yeah, I think, um, I don't know. Yeah, I think I'm just going to become a challenger. Don't

03:34:19.240 --> 03:34:25.600
test. How long does it take to get challenger? For you? If I'm 2023 gamer of the year, how

03:34:25.600 --> 03:34:28.600
How long does it take me to get Challenger?

03:34:28.600 --> 03:34:41.240
Um, January is in April or May, June, July, August.

03:34:41.240 --> 03:34:45.760
You're going to be Challenger in seven months.

03:34:45.760 --> 03:34:46.760
I'm not joking, by the way.

03:34:46.760 --> 03:34:50.760
Like, I'm actually being serious about that.

03:34:50.760 --> 03:34:53.920
How am I going to get Challenger in seven months?

03:34:53.920 --> 03:34:59.200
the thing is then seven months the system is going to reset and by then you're

03:34:59.200 --> 03:35:03.080
already going to be a masters player so what we're going to do is you're going to

03:35:03.080 --> 03:35:07.280
do an early season demon grind in league of legends and you're going to go for a

03:35:07.280 --> 03:35:13.060
master challenger the day the new season starts and since the cutoff is low it's

03:35:13.060 --> 03:35:16.960
going to make it so you're going to be able to actually hit it with ease got it

03:35:16.960 --> 03:35:19.800
Okay, all right, I'm gonna go put away my plate. I'll be back

03:35:28.320 --> 03:35:30.320
Stop capping I'm not

03:35:33.520 --> 03:35:35.520
Guys

03:35:37.280 --> 03:35:39.280
You have to understand

03:35:39.560 --> 03:35:41.400
that right now

03:35:41.400 --> 03:35:45.780
The thing about it is that jing see it's like a sponge, right?

03:35:46.960 --> 03:35:54.040
All of the information he's learning, he's always learning new information.

03:35:54.040 --> 03:35:58.440
So it's going to allow him to get to a point where he's literally sitting there and he

03:35:58.440 --> 03:36:05.400
knows everything.

03:36:05.400 --> 03:36:08.360
He will not make it past bronze, okay?

03:36:08.360 --> 03:36:15.920
What are you going to say when he hits silver then?

03:36:15.920 --> 03:36:24.320
them when he hits gold. Like I'm telling guys he's actually gonna be like insane.

03:36:28.640 --> 03:36:39.520
Okay. Yo Dump Desk, I'm back. All right, Jinx, I'm gonna be honest, bro. I think

03:36:39.520 --> 03:36:45.440
you know you can actually do real fast. Yeah, what's up man? So right click on the

03:36:45.440 --> 03:36:51.000
chosen one in your friend's list. Okay, no actually wait do you want to know

03:36:51.000 --> 03:36:56.240
something that we can do for like two minutes? Yeah, what's up? So as a league

03:36:56.240 --> 03:36:59.720
player one thing that you're gonna have to learn is that hate watching other

03:36:59.720 --> 03:37:04.760
people is the biggest source of your joy ever. So you're gonna hate watch Muda for

03:37:04.760 --> 03:37:11.840
about a minute and a half and then you're gonna queue up. Yes sir, when I

03:37:11.840 --> 03:37:16.900
click spectate game nothing happened though do you want to open the stream

03:37:16.900 --> 03:37:21.020
for a minute then and then afterwards we'll turn it off so in League of Legends

03:37:21.020 --> 03:37:26.420
you always want to make sure you hate watch your friends yes like the more

03:37:26.420 --> 03:37:31.300
you like someone the more you want them to lose unless you don't want to see

03:37:31.300 --> 03:37:35.660
them lose their mind then you hope that they win like right now Muta is 0 3 0

03:37:35.660 --> 03:37:37.660
and then the iran lobby

03:37:37.660 --> 03:37:39.660
fucking retard

03:37:39.660 --> 03:37:41.660
and he's

03:37:49.660 --> 03:37:55.660
how much longer is lcs running for today chat because the guy responded me and he said he's checking right now

03:37:55.660 --> 03:37:57.660
to be honest

03:37:57.660 --> 03:38:00.660
I wouldn't mind to watch one game of lcs

03:38:00.660 --> 03:38:02.660
yeah we can check one out

03:38:02.660 --> 03:38:05.200
Let me see one game about CF chat and see what pros play like

03:38:09.620 --> 03:38:11.620
And then we're going right to Bob

03:38:12.420 --> 03:38:17.980
So Mootus o1 3 with no assist in iron in iron one

03:38:18.140 --> 03:38:20.140
What do you think about that?

03:38:24.860 --> 03:38:29.500
Well, I have a feeling I know what's gonna happen. He's gonna say his opponent smurfing within the next

03:38:32.660 --> 03:38:35.540
Did I lose my mind?

03:38:35.540 --> 03:38:39.140
Do you know what the case is saying about this game is being seen?

03:38:39.140 --> 03:38:40.140
Wait hold on.

03:38:40.140 --> 03:38:42.140
Wallahi, I hate this fucking game.

03:38:42.140 --> 03:38:45.140
Why do I play it?

03:38:45.140 --> 03:38:46.460
Why am I addicted?

03:38:46.460 --> 03:38:48.740
I wanna die every time I play this game.

03:38:48.740 --> 03:38:49.740
I wanna die.

03:38:49.740 --> 03:38:52.140
I wanna die every time I play this game.

03:38:52.140 --> 03:38:53.140
Like literally.

03:38:53.140 --> 03:38:54.140
Oh my god.

03:38:54.140 --> 03:38:55.140
Like I don't get it.

03:38:55.140 --> 03:38:56.140
Like what am I...

03:38:56.140 --> 03:38:57.140
No.

03:38:57.140 --> 03:38:58.140
So this is where you're gonna do it, okay?

03:38:58.140 --> 03:38:59.140
I don't know man.

03:38:59.140 --> 03:39:04.140
I don't know man, like here comes the fish!

03:39:07.140 --> 03:39:09.140
Does he heal by the way?

03:39:09.140 --> 03:39:11.140
Does he heal? Does he heal?

03:39:12.140 --> 03:39:15.140
Does he heal? Does he heal? I don't get...

03:39:15.140 --> 03:39:17.140
Like he has a box!

03:39:17.140 --> 03:39:21.140
I've got hit by that fucking thing every time.

03:39:21.140 --> 03:39:23.140
Is this motherfucker cheese?

03:39:23.140 --> 03:39:25.140
That's just the best idea you've ever had.

03:39:25.140 --> 03:39:28.140
Is he the best claw player in the world?

03:39:28.140 --> 03:39:39.140
You know what the best thing about this is, whenever you're having a shitty day, you can open up Muda's stream and know that his is going even worse.

03:39:42.140 --> 03:39:47.140
Like when you're losing in bronze, you're gonna be like at least I'm not losing in iron.

03:39:47.140 --> 03:39:52.140
Like I don't know, I actually just don't know. I don't know, I just don't know.

03:39:52.140 --> 03:39:54.140
Yeah, what is that?

03:39:54.140 --> 03:39:56.140
Like, what is that?

03:39:56.140 --> 03:39:58.140
Like, what is that?

03:39:58.140 --> 03:40:00.140
He literally just goes and...

03:40:00.140 --> 03:40:02.140
He's getting averaged by some gigantic alligator.

03:40:02.140 --> 03:40:04.140
Like, he goes like...

03:40:04.140 --> 03:40:06.140
And you know what the craziest thing is?

03:40:06.140 --> 03:40:08.140
The thing that he's against?

03:40:08.140 --> 03:40:10.140
It's not even a jungler.

03:40:10.140 --> 03:40:12.140
It's a midlaner.

03:40:12.140 --> 03:40:14.140
Alright, no, it's on midlaner, it's a jungler.

03:40:14.140 --> 03:40:16.140
So it's like...

03:40:16.140 --> 03:40:18.140
Get away from me!

03:40:18.140 --> 03:40:20.140
Did I die?

03:40:22.140 --> 03:40:32.140
We need to do this every time I lose a match.

03:40:32.140 --> 03:40:40.140
Wait, Moodus Brown's 4 right now.

03:40:40.140 --> 03:40:41.140
Wait, what?

03:40:41.140 --> 03:40:42.140
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

03:40:42.140 --> 03:40:43.140
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

03:40:43.140 --> 03:40:45.140
Dude, my chat said Moodus Brown's 4 wrong.

03:40:45.140 --> 03:40:46.140
Wait, I'll search up.

03:40:46.140 --> 03:40:47.140
I'll search up.

03:40:47.140 --> 03:40:48.140
And they can't even spring.

03:40:48.140 --> 03:40:50.140
I just don't know what I'm doing wrong.

03:40:50.140 --> 03:40:55.340
like this game literally just wait fuck he is I've already broke my old

03:40:55.340 --> 03:41:00.140
monitor yesterday I don't want to do it it's fine because he lost his first game

03:41:00.140 --> 03:41:04.100
then his next game was a remake and now he's gonna lose this game too so he's

03:41:04.100 --> 03:41:09.660
going back to iron so it's like I don't know man walla I think this games

03:41:09.660 --> 03:41:21.360
actually not good bro okay now run away now run away drag comes up at 15

03:41:21.360 --> 03:41:26.200
seconds 10 seconds I'm gonna run and I'm gonna get dragged yes I agree guys

03:41:26.200 --> 03:41:29.220
let's go take drag I'm down

03:41:29.220 --> 03:41:31.220
I know he's- where's my jungler?

03:41:31.220 --> 03:41:34.220
He's always forward with no assist.

03:41:34.220 --> 03:41:41.220
Wait, Jinxy. Jinxy, I hope you understand right now he's just soloing the dragon for no reason.

03:41:41.220 --> 03:41:44.220
He doesn't even have his jungler with him, oh now he is.

03:41:44.220 --> 03:41:50.220
Yo, I don't understand. Why is my team saying you're so bad you have zero kills?

03:41:50.220 --> 03:41:53.220
Yo, Retort, I'm on your team!

03:41:53.220 --> 03:41:59.220
And then there's just 9 people in this game.

03:41:59.220 --> 03:42:01.220
And then there's just 9 people.

03:42:01.220 --> 03:42:05.220
Like, oh my god!

03:42:05.220 --> 03:42:07.220
I'm going to take the fuck out.

03:42:07.220 --> 03:42:09.220
I'm going to take the fuck out.

03:42:09.220 --> 03:42:11.220
I'm going to lose my fucking mind.

03:42:11.220 --> 03:42:13.220
Dude, he's going to go 0-15 this game.

03:42:13.220 --> 03:42:15.220
Like this game is just out of understand.

03:42:15.220 --> 03:42:18.220
There's nothing like this game, bro.

03:42:18.220 --> 03:42:20.220
It's like when I don't play this game,

03:42:20.220 --> 03:42:22.220
all I can think about is playing the game.

03:42:22.220 --> 03:42:27.140
playing the game like when I'm not playing league all I could think about is playing

03:42:27.140 --> 03:42:33.020
league but then when I'm on the game I want to fucking like just tie my dick

03:42:33.020 --> 03:42:38.300
around a fucking like I don't understand what I'm doing wrong bro I think I

03:42:38.300 --> 03:42:44.780
spent I said three hours last night in the training pool three hours last night

03:42:44.780 --> 03:42:49.100
in the practice pool you should type in his chat and say everything worse than I

03:42:49.100 --> 03:43:01.860
yesterday wait no I'm about to type in his chat what I don't understand bro look at

03:43:01.860 --> 03:43:08.540
his child like a coach I just don't understand like it like exited from

03:43:08.540 --> 03:43:14.700
screen she can read the chat the fucking rainbow fucking ready like what

03:43:14.700 --> 03:43:19.340
What do you need it like guys nice like what do I even do now? Yeah shooting fucking missiles

03:43:20.780 --> 03:43:24.700
You need to see this oh wait in discord you said in discord. Oh, no this look

03:43:25.500 --> 03:43:27.500
So read his shot read his shot

03:43:28.300 --> 03:43:34.780
Oh and five live. Yeah, very good. That's really good. I'm scared to go form. Okay. Thank you daddy. Thank you daddy

03:43:35.420 --> 03:43:38.300
Thank you. I'm allowed to form now. Thank you daddy. Thank you

03:43:40.060 --> 03:43:41.580
Thank you daddy

03:43:41.580 --> 03:43:43.020
Thank you

03:43:43.020 --> 03:43:45.420
I'm allowed to form now.

03:43:46.700 --> 03:43:48.180
Got it, bro. Got it.

03:43:48.180 --> 03:43:54.780
Wait, Jynxy, Jynxy, tell him that Teamfight tactics might be a better alternative ride game for him.

03:43:54.780 --> 03:43:56.780
Okay, cool.

03:43:58.060 --> 03:43:59.820
0 and 5 Yone, by the way.

03:43:59.820 --> 03:44:04.680
0 and 5 Yone, like, if I was a League of Legends player, I'd hate myself.

03:44:04.680 --> 03:44:07.420
Imagine my teammates going 0 and 5 right now.

03:44:07.420 --> 03:44:08.620
Like, oh my god.

03:44:08.620 --> 03:44:10.620
Dante, he texted me that.

03:44:10.620 --> 03:44:20.620
He said, yes, you are good, but you need to put hashtag LCS code stream in your title and wait. Okay. Then let me send you the other part.

03:44:21.620 --> 03:44:22.620
All right. Okay.

03:44:22.620 --> 03:44:24.620
Okay. I guess you knew, like, chill out then.

03:44:24.620 --> 03:44:26.620
Yeah, we check the text.

03:44:27.620 --> 03:44:30.620
All right, I'm looking at should we watch one game of LCS.

03:44:33.620 --> 03:44:38.620
Do we remove the delay for them and then we put it back on after definitely remove the delay for LCS.

03:44:40.620 --> 03:44:42.620
I'll get gasha gasha gasha

03:44:42.620 --> 03:44:44.620
wait who just got banned?

03:44:44.620 --> 03:44:46.620
wait what did we get banned for?

03:44:52.620 --> 03:44:54.620
oh my god i got away

03:44:54.620 --> 03:44:56.620
i got away

03:44:56.620 --> 03:44:58.620
i got away i got away there's literally no way you can kill me

03:44:58.620 --> 03:45:00.620
bitch

03:45:02.620 --> 03:45:04.620
what do you mean?

03:45:10.620 --> 03:45:18.620
I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS DIAMOND IT'S JUST EVERYWHERE LIKE OH MY GOD

03:45:18.620 --> 03:45:23.620
What is the point of adding a fish that can literally just go underwater?

03:45:23.620 --> 03:45:26.620
How are you even a fish at that point, Wunla?

03:45:26.620 --> 03:45:29.620
Go chat Wunla, I'm trying that for myself.

03:45:29.620 --> 03:45:32.620
Jinx, you know what you can say?

03:45:32.620 --> 03:45:33.620
Yes.

03:45:33.620 --> 03:45:39.620
Tell him his only chance at hitting diamond is if he gets a bunch of his viewers to get bronze, silver, gold, and emerald.

03:45:39.620 --> 03:45:41.620
Golden

03:45:46.140 --> 03:45:48.140
He's reading my chat, hold on

03:45:54.660 --> 03:45:57.620
He's about to read it he's about to read it read it read it

03:45:58.460 --> 03:46:01.840
Chattie's reading it. I feel like Bobby you should retire

03:46:02.380 --> 03:46:05.380
You can't win trade and League of Legends

03:46:05.860 --> 03:46:07.860
It might be time to hang it up

03:46:07.860 --> 03:46:12.260
Jigs, get the fuck out of my chat, please, before I actually tweak, bro.

03:46:12.260 --> 03:46:14.940
Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

03:46:14.940 --> 03:46:17.660
I actually shut the fuck up.

03:46:17.660 --> 03:46:18.660
Okay.

03:46:18.660 --> 03:46:22.660
Okay, so chat, should we watch one game of LCS and see what the vibe is about?

03:46:22.660 --> 03:46:25.260
Wait, how do we view it, Dantez?

03:46:25.260 --> 03:46:26.260
How do we view it?

03:46:26.260 --> 03:46:28.260
You literally just open up LCS.

03:46:28.260 --> 03:46:32.660
Okay, we have to put LCS Coastream inside the title.

03:46:32.660 --> 03:46:33.660
All right, let's see.

03:46:33.660 --> 03:46:34.660
But wait, it's not.

03:46:34.660 --> 03:46:35.660
Wait, is Timo the...

03:46:35.660 --> 03:46:36.660
Wait, let me jump.

03:46:36.660 --> 03:46:38.180
Wait, let me jump.

03:46:38.180 --> 03:46:39.860
Yeah, no.

03:46:39.860 --> 03:46:40.980
Jensie for Code Streamer.

03:46:54.460 --> 03:46:58.100
Our official Code Streamers of League of Legends,

03:46:58.100 --> 03:47:01.900
and that includes LCS, which is one of the finest regions

03:47:01.900 --> 03:47:04.580
in all of League of Legends.

03:47:04.580 --> 03:47:08.260
And today we are going to be promoting love and positivity.

03:47:08.260 --> 03:47:10.540
And yes, how are you doing today, Donfus?

03:47:10.540 --> 03:47:11.620
How's your weather?

03:47:11.620 --> 03:47:12.820
How's your weather?

03:47:12.820 --> 03:47:17.380
So Nicholas, because we're on a first name basis, of course.

03:47:17.380 --> 03:47:18.340
I'm glad that you asked.

03:47:18.340 --> 03:47:19.740
The weather has been amazing today,

03:47:19.740 --> 03:47:22.620
but I'm sure that we're going to have an even more amazing

03:47:22.620 --> 03:47:26.860
set of series of games from this very, very, very high

03:47:26.860 --> 03:47:30.220
octane series that it's about to play out in front of us.

03:47:30.220 --> 03:47:31.940
Yes, so give me a little bit of a background

03:47:31.940 --> 03:47:32.660
on the teams here.

03:47:32.660 --> 03:47:34.260
We have C9 versus Fly.

03:47:34.260 --> 03:47:39.080
I'm assuming that's cloud nine and I don't know what fly stands for fill me in on this contest pause

03:47:39.180 --> 03:47:41.740
So fly is actually fly quest

03:47:42.740 --> 03:47:45.240
Well, I've heard of this team. I've heard of the yes

03:47:46.020 --> 03:47:52.260
So it's cloud nine versus fly quest and fly quest is actually if I'm not mistaken

03:47:52.620 --> 03:47:54.220
one of the only

03:47:54.220 --> 03:47:58.340
North American teams that has actually made it pretty far in

03:47:58.340 --> 03:48:01.620
in, like, uh, inter-regional events.

03:48:01.620 --> 03:48:07.140
So in MSI and Worlds, a lot of times they actually show up and they do very well in there.

03:48:07.140 --> 03:48:09.640
Okay.

03:48:09.640 --> 03:48:13.420
So, if you were to predict who the superior team is today,

03:48:13.420 --> 03:48:16.420
who is your early prediction, Mr. Uh...

03:48:16.420 --> 03:48:19.420
Is it right if I call you Joannia?

03:48:19.420 --> 03:48:24.920
I mean, my actual name's Tontas, but you want to call me Duano?

03:48:24.920 --> 03:48:39.280
I just got another text message from the higher-ups, I don't even know what this means.

03:48:39.280 --> 03:48:46.720
Oh, okay, so what do I do then?

03:48:46.720 --> 03:48:48.720
Let me actually check on that.

03:48:48.720 --> 03:48:51.800
Okay, let me take it off my screen

03:48:54.960 --> 03:48:56.960
Okay

03:48:58.440 --> 03:49:07.080
Okay, I already took their I already took their stream off my screen. No chat guys not as it wasn't like it wasn't like a boss call

03:49:07.240 --> 03:49:09.600
Yeah, okay, what it kind of was

03:49:18.720 --> 03:49:27.040
and continue to win the mid jungle duo, so we'll close two working together, looking very heads-to-heads in our tower.

03:49:27.040 --> 03:49:31.920
Okay, so wait, can I have the audio? I guess the audio is fine though.

03:49:41.840 --> 03:49:46.480
So I get to just set and my monitor. Okay, I gotcha.

03:49:46.480 --> 03:49:50.000
You have the audio, let me see what are your thoughts.

03:49:50.000 --> 03:49:52.960
And does it feel like you can see that first pick for a fly class?

03:49:52.960 --> 03:49:58.320
Dude, they traded it for you in VESA if I'm recalling correctly for the flop game on the E1.

03:49:58.320 --> 03:50:00.320
And so we're going to be able to grab it.

03:50:00.320 --> 03:50:07.520
Sorry guys for the technical difficulties we are currently trying to figure out what exactly is going on right now.

03:50:07.520 --> 03:50:10.320
Yeah, there was a little bit of a boss call.

03:50:10.320 --> 03:50:16.080
Even though Karma is still banned, you have Ash Seraphine and Caitlyn Bard also both available.

03:50:16.080 --> 03:50:20.340
Um, and so I wanted to invest into the, the, the, the versus cloud nine.

03:50:20.340 --> 03:50:25.140
Now cloud nine all I really know about this work is that this is the stomping

03:50:25.140 --> 03:50:25.980
grounds of shroud.

03:50:25.980 --> 03:50:26.380
Correct.

03:50:27.100 --> 03:50:29.980
It's exactly, uh, right.

03:50:30.380 --> 03:50:31.540
It's warming up his hands.

03:50:31.900 --> 03:50:35.160
Yeah, I believe this round, uh, got him to start in cloud nine for CS go.

03:50:35.300 --> 03:50:36.180
Beenzirous power.

03:50:36.280 --> 03:50:37.940
Oh, I, I'm going to be honest.

03:50:37.940 --> 03:50:38.660
I didn't know that.

03:50:38.660 --> 03:50:41.460
So it's very knowledgeable and it's good information.

03:50:41.980 --> 03:50:43.980
So it looks like, but a champ select here.

03:50:43.980 --> 03:50:45.520
Can you see the champ selects or no?

03:50:46.080 --> 03:50:51.080
Um, I mean I can anybody watching my stream can't okay. It looks like we have

03:50:52.920 --> 03:50:54.920
Caitlyn

03:50:55.440 --> 03:50:58.760
I'll drop for them wait. I'm gonna drop for them so I know what's going on

03:51:05.480 --> 03:51:09.720
Okay, so we have ash we have seraphine

03:51:09.720 --> 03:51:18.600
like like let's just need to ban out Annie, Jarvan, Kate Bard. Okay, so as you can see right,

03:51:19.240 --> 03:51:25.320
so Jinxie, right now on the blue team they locked in Ash and Annie, right? So that means that

03:51:25.320 --> 03:51:30.360
they're going for a standard thing that we've been seeing in the LCS recently called the ACOM.

03:51:30.920 --> 03:51:35.640
And the ACOM is essentially that every single champion that you lock in, that is a carry,

03:51:35.640 --> 03:51:40.280
starts with the letter A. So as a result, we can be also looking at an

03:51:40.280 --> 03:51:45.600
ambassador jungle walk-in, and maybe even for top lane, we could be seeing

03:51:45.600 --> 03:51:48.880
something like Aurora being locked in as well.

03:51:48.880 --> 03:51:59.400
Yes. Okay, that makes perfect sense. And basically, what my next question is in these exact team comps.

03:51:59.400 --> 03:52:01.840
I would add a Jinxie Jinxie before you continue.

03:52:02.040 --> 03:52:04.640
Do I have to take LCS Coast Room out of my title?

03:52:09.000 --> 03:52:10.320
I'm still waiting on George.

03:52:12.080 --> 03:52:12.400
Okay.

03:52:12.800 --> 03:52:13.040
All right.

03:52:13.040 --> 03:52:13.320
Okay.

03:52:13.320 --> 03:52:13.800
Continue.

03:52:17.520 --> 03:52:22.880
And now my next question here, DotsS, is in these exact two team comps,

03:52:22.880 --> 03:52:28.360
when you have a Grey Ghost, a Caitlyn, a Griffin, a Quad, a Masu,

03:52:28.360 --> 03:52:30.280
Who do you think the fans are?

03:52:30.280 --> 03:52:34.280
Okay, so, Jynxie, those are actually the names of the players, so you were reading the names

03:52:34.280 --> 03:52:36.280
of the players?

03:52:36.280 --> 03:52:39.280
No!

03:52:39.280 --> 03:52:41.280
I don't know why.

03:52:41.280 --> 03:52:43.280
BTF is Nefiri.

03:52:43.280 --> 03:52:45.280
What's going on?

03:52:45.280 --> 03:52:47.280
As a player who plays squishy and

03:52:47.280 --> 03:52:49.280
shan'ther type of champions,

03:52:49.280 --> 03:52:51.280
this character can really

03:52:51.280 --> 03:52:53.280
make flowers die in all the time.

03:52:53.280 --> 03:52:55.280
It's like red ball is sponsored.

03:52:55.280 --> 03:52:57.280
Let me dump this

03:52:57.280 --> 03:52:59.280
Celsius dump.

03:52:59.280 --> 03:53:01.280
I'm just thinking about

03:53:01.280 --> 03:53:03.280
getting it all screen fast.

03:53:03.280 --> 03:53:05.280
Plus Nefiri,

03:53:05.280 --> 03:53:07.280
plus the encore.

03:53:07.280 --> 03:53:29.040
I remember Red Bull used to taste so good that when I was like 11 my parents had to like physically take it away from me

03:53:29.040 --> 03:53:35.280
because I liked drinking it like it was juice because I didn't understand that it was an energy drink and then afterwards

03:53:35.280 --> 03:53:40.120
It's like they told me I was like, oh, but it's too delicious. So I kept drinking even more

03:53:51.920 --> 03:53:53.920
Alright

03:54:05.280 --> 03:54:12.280
Now, in League of Legends Pro League, have you ever seen pros, like, verbally assault each other in the middle of a game, like harass each other?

03:54:12.280 --> 03:54:19.280
Um, well, I could actually tell a story about that, but I think that would have to be once the co-stream is off.

03:54:19.280 --> 03:54:24.280
So we're going to have to hold on to that story for another day, unfortunately.

03:54:24.280 --> 03:54:27.280
Wait, I want to send you a text message.

03:54:27.280 --> 03:54:31.300
message and like I said they can bounce back here because game number one

03:54:31.300 --> 03:54:34.860
Flabber was really able to orchestrate most of it

03:54:49.700 --> 03:54:51.700
Hold on there's a little bit of action going on

03:54:51.700 --> 03:54:53.700
Yes

03:55:01.340 --> 03:55:06.100
We just got the boss called out there is it I'm gonna send it to you. All right, let me let me read what the boss

03:55:06.100 --> 03:55:08.100
I'll ask to say

03:55:14.940 --> 03:55:19.500
Okay, so then do I remove their thing for my title I think so

03:55:21.700 --> 03:55:26.000
I guess I wait wait wait wait wait what if I did a hashtag?

03:55:26.860 --> 03:55:31.200
Jinxie coaster. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. Nice. Yes

03:55:33.380 --> 03:55:35.380
Okay, all right

03:55:39.060 --> 03:55:41.060
All right, so we have

03:55:45.500 --> 03:55:51.300
So guys by the way all my viewers you guys can open a second tab and either open jinxie stream

03:55:51.700 --> 03:55:53.700
or Riot, right?

03:55:53.700 --> 03:55:55.700
Just to see what's going on.

03:55:55.700 --> 03:55:57.700
Just so you guys aren't completely lost.

03:55:57.700 --> 03:56:00.700
So what's currently going on though, what's currently going on,

03:56:00.700 --> 03:56:04.700
is on the bottom left of our screen, there's one guy wearing a clown outfit.

03:56:04.700 --> 03:56:06.700
And I'm gonna be honest, I'm really lost,

03:56:06.700 --> 03:56:10.700
because it's like we're joining the party once the party's already in full swing,

03:56:10.700 --> 03:56:12.700
so I don't know what's going on here.

03:56:13.700 --> 03:56:17.700
Okay, so what's happening now, wait, is this live?

03:56:17.700 --> 03:56:19.700
Or is it a replay?

03:56:19.700 --> 03:56:25.700
in this game um wait yeah this is a lot okay okay all right let's just go around

03:56:25.700 --> 03:56:29.540
this is in casio wait this is live right and just kicking it yeah yeah no jibby

03:56:29.540 --> 03:56:35.780
bye just wasn't sure if they were looking at a replay of a play okay sweet okay so

03:56:35.780 --> 03:56:40.500
now it looks like the it looks like blabber is actually looking for fights

03:56:40.500 --> 03:56:45.260
so Jensie blabber actually used to have a nickname you want to know what his

03:56:45.260 --> 03:56:53.100
Nickname used to be. It used to be Krabber and the reason why people called him Krabber was because he was one of the only

03:56:53.100 --> 03:57:01.400
junglers out there that was willing to lose a game for a Scuttle Crab. Like he had legitimate, I'm not kidding, it was a world, it was like a

03:57:01.400 --> 03:57:09.260
world's game and he decided to throw the entire game for a Scuttle Crab and his entire team lost and he completely sold everyone.

03:57:09.260 --> 03:57:17.120
And then after that day everyone just called him crapper, but he's one of the good pro players that actually try hearts in solo queue

03:57:17.120 --> 03:57:19.620
He carried me a few days ago, so respect it

03:57:30.420 --> 03:57:31.900
I'm gonna be honest with you janksy

03:57:31.900 --> 03:57:34.820
I'd have to know who's actually in the LCS to answer that question

03:57:34.820 --> 03:57:38.060
question because the thing is that I haven't really kept up today with the

03:57:38.060 --> 03:57:43.660
whole roster but I would say it's weird because so back in the day there used to

03:57:43.660 --> 03:57:48.260
be a team right and this team was called Dignitas and they had this jungler

03:57:48.260 --> 03:57:53.540
called Shaden on the team and this guy was crazy Jinxy he would play jungle 30

03:57:53.540 --> 03:57:57.860
hours straight 1p9 every game he was ranked 1na he just recently got ranked

03:57:57.860 --> 03:58:03.380
1 EU but when he joined Dignitas his team coaches made him lock and tank

03:58:03.380 --> 03:58:07.700
junglers every game and they just completely got wiped so they never went

03:58:07.700 --> 03:58:10.020
anywhere as a team during that split.

03:58:10.020 --> 03:58:18.380
I see, I see, and now, um, here in this scenario it looks like there's a little bit of a log in bot lane now.

03:58:18.380 --> 03:58:24.680
Yep, so right now what we're seeing is that it looks like Volibear's actually getting ganked.

03:58:24.680 --> 03:58:29.780
Okay, so Vod is actually coming in here and there's a lot of action coming in so he's using his food,

03:58:29.780 --> 03:58:33.440
he's going with the damage and he's fighting the kill!

03:58:33.440 --> 03:58:40.540
I'm going to be honest, Jinxie, this is like kind of crazy for me to watch because normally

03:58:40.540 --> 03:58:45.520
I only watch the worlds games and in the worlds games it's like 10 minutes in, there might

03:58:45.520 --> 03:58:50.120
be like 2 kills on the board but there's a lot of action going on in this game, like

03:58:50.120 --> 03:58:54.120
there's fighting and there's people going absolutely crazy right now.

03:58:54.120 --> 03:59:01.180
Okay, and does this basically mean that in LCS there's more early kills than in the world?

03:59:02.520 --> 03:59:05.520
Uhhhhhhh, I can't do the same analogy.

03:59:07.200 --> 03:59:15.320
Yes, yes, yes, that is indeed quite exactly what the meaning that can be derived from such a thing is to be.

03:59:16.520 --> 03:59:19.020
Okay, okay, got it. Thank you, sir.

03:59:19.020 --> 03:59:24.140
Now, it says here, flight quest is the fourth seed and C9 is the one seed, so is that NA

03:59:24.140 --> 03:59:25.940
rankings or what is that?

03:59:25.940 --> 03:59:29.600
Dude, I was about to make a joke, I don't think I can make that joke.

03:59:29.600 --> 03:59:35.540
So what it means, yes, is that NA rankings mean that since C9 is the first seed, it's

03:59:35.540 --> 03:59:42.140
very rare to see a Caitlyn down almost 30 seeds.

03:59:42.140 --> 03:59:43.140
Okay, so since...

03:59:43.140 --> 03:59:45.140
Hey, we're just going to watch one game today.

03:59:45.140 --> 03:59:46.140
What are you doing?

03:59:46.140 --> 03:59:47.140
You're doing good, Doctor.

03:59:47.140 --> 03:59:55.540
Alright, so what it is, so C9 is the first seed, which means that yes, they are the number one team, right?

03:59:55.540 --> 03:59:59.940
So FlyQuest is the fourth seed, which means they are the number 14.

03:59:59.940 --> 04:00:01.940
So this is one versus four.

04:00:01.940 --> 04:00:05.940
One moment, I got a boss call as to where you move your camera. One moment.

04:00:05.940 --> 04:00:07.940
Wait.

04:00:09.940 --> 04:00:11.940
Continue, sir.

04:00:11.940 --> 04:00:13.940
Alright, gotcha.

04:00:13.940 --> 04:00:21.580
Okay, so yeah, so what it is is that the first seed is in the first place and then the fourth seed is in the fourth place

04:00:21.860 --> 04:00:23.860
Think of it like

04:00:26.180 --> 04:00:28.180
Okay, so what we're gonna do

04:00:28.180 --> 04:00:46.300
Okay, so now Jinxie as we can see there's a lot of action going on right now, right?

04:00:46.300 --> 04:00:51.480
Yeah, there's a bunch of action.

04:00:51.480 --> 04:00:55.280
So as we can see there's some like top lane fights going on.

04:00:55.280 --> 04:00:59.340
We see some mid lane fights going on too, and there's also some ball lane fights going

04:00:59.340 --> 04:01:00.340
on.

04:01:00.340 --> 04:01:06.840
So there's a lot going on around the map right now, does that make sense?

04:01:06.840 --> 04:01:16.680
Oh, and it looks like, wow, how did he get away there, Mr. DeWanio?

04:01:16.680 --> 04:01:22.040
Okay, so the thing is like, Bard is a champion, oh, I can't say that.

04:01:22.040 --> 04:01:23.360
So Bard is a champion.

04:01:23.360 --> 04:01:24.360
Okay.

04:01:24.360 --> 04:01:26.360
how can I face us?

04:01:26.360 --> 04:01:28.360
Jesus.

04:01:28.360 --> 04:01:30.360
Okay, wait, hold on.

04:01:30.360 --> 04:01:32.360
Okay, hold on.

04:01:32.360 --> 04:01:34.360
So, the thing about Bart as a champion, right,

04:01:34.360 --> 04:01:36.360
is that Bart is a champion.

04:01:36.360 --> 04:01:38.360
Alright.

04:01:38.360 --> 04:01:40.360
Okay, Bart is a champion.

04:01:40.360 --> 04:01:42.360
Yeah, so Bart is a champion

04:01:42.360 --> 04:01:44.360
that can just kind of like...

04:01:44.360 --> 04:01:46.360
Okay, Bart is a champion

04:01:46.360 --> 04:01:48.360
that can spawn Narnia whenever she wants.

04:01:48.360 --> 04:01:50.360
And then the second phase is like that.

04:01:50.360 --> 04:01:52.360
It's like, he can just as see

04:01:52.360 --> 04:01:58.960
It's like he can just escape to Narnia because for some reason people think that that's good game design

04:01:59.040 --> 04:02:04.080
So as a result a lot of the time Bard just ends up spawning portals everywhere

04:02:04.080 --> 04:02:08.520
And then being really the most broken character ever while running around in 10,000 movement speed

04:02:08.520 --> 04:02:12.120
But for some reason people think that this is actually not only

04:02:13.000 --> 04:02:16.120
Balance, but I think it's also a skillful champion

04:02:22.360 --> 04:02:28.440
Yeah, he's a skillful champ if you okay, so the thing about Bard right is that so

04:02:29.840 --> 04:02:32.720
Okay, so but Bard is a champion

04:02:45.840 --> 04:02:51.120
Okay, hold on so it's like I was saying right Bard is a champion

04:02:52.360 --> 04:02:59.360
That requires skill for players that might be less skilled at the game.

04:02:59.360 --> 04:03:00.360
Does that make sense?

04:03:00.360 --> 04:03:01.360
Yes.

04:03:01.360 --> 04:03:02.360
Okay.

04:03:02.360 --> 04:03:03.360
Got it.

04:03:03.360 --> 04:03:06.360
It's like imagine you go to a school, uh, a month.

04:03:06.360 --> 04:03:07.360
Um, okay.

04:03:07.360 --> 04:03:11.360
So, yeah, so, okay, so now there's a big fight going in.

04:03:11.360 --> 04:03:12.360
Oh my God!

04:03:12.360 --> 04:03:15.360
Fly Quest gets another kill.

04:03:15.360 --> 04:03:16.360
Wow.

04:03:16.360 --> 04:03:18.360
Before she just kind of rolled in here.

04:03:18.360 --> 04:03:20.360
Looking to get Fly Quest.

04:03:20.360 --> 04:03:21.360
Yep.

04:03:21.360 --> 04:03:27.120
Don't forget oh my god, okay, so it's like

04:03:29.760 --> 04:03:39.720
Oh my god, and just like that C9 Thanos does a little snap of his fingers and Thanos snaps the enemy top laner back to base

04:03:40.280 --> 04:03:42.280
Yes, beautifully play

04:03:42.880 --> 04:03:44.880
absolutely beautifully played and

04:03:45.560 --> 04:03:49.760
Yeah, bro. Now that's it. Have you ever wanted to pursue a career in throw play?

04:03:51.360 --> 04:03:58.760
That's a good question actually, yes, but the problem is that a lot of teams did not want to accept my conditions

04:04:06.920 --> 04:04:10.360
So the conditions that I had where I get to stream everything

04:04:10.360 --> 04:04:14.740
I don't have to practice I play for my room and on top of it

04:04:14.740 --> 04:04:16.400
I just show up whenever I want

04:04:16.400 --> 04:04:22.040
But for some reason the teams have it in their mind that they'd rather just choose some random Billy Bob

04:04:22.040 --> 04:04:27.560
And as a result I was never able to actually get a spot in a team

04:04:31.880 --> 04:04:34.680
You sound like an absolute nightmare to be on a team with

04:04:36.040 --> 04:04:38.240
You have a jing see think of it this way

04:04:38.240 --> 04:04:40.880
It's like I'm like I'm like a mystery box

04:04:40.880 --> 04:04:45.840
You know it's like you're gonna load in the game and you don't know if I've been out till 3 I'm the night before

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You don't know if I'm actually gonna try hard. You don't know if I've run or lost my life because I'm solo queue

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So it's like no matter what happens it makes things exciting because I make sense. Yes, bro. Yes. Yes, you always keep your own teammates

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Exactly. Yes

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Best player in this lobby so Griffin has hit rank one and a before

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And then he also got really high rank in Korea.

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So the game being paused is essentially when somebody just doesn't feel like playing anymore.

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So they just slash pause and they get a little two minute break where they like get to lie about some kind of peripheral issue so they can mentally reset.

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So got it. Oh, wait, put the egg rolls in. Here we go. You big egg roll guy. I love egg rolls the gap. Yeah. No, I love egg rolls. Like listen, listen, listen, listen, I'll be rolling in egg rolls if I ever got the chance to. Yes, bro.

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Oh, here we go. Here we go.

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All right. So, this keyboard disconnected from his computer.

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So, do you think there's a chance, well, not that he would ever do that,

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but is it strategically to unplug his keyboard intentionally?

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So, I'm going to be honest, if I was in the LCS,

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I think I would actually lose money my first put in there.

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And the reason why is because if I get mad, I just walk across the stage

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and just start punching other people's monitors.

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I feel like I've just been playing so well when I think back to last week as well,

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thinking back to their series against TL.

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TL was in a really good, it was probably crazy.

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So, in this NA tournament here, how many of these players are from the US right here?

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In this 10-man lobby, how many of these players are US?

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Okay, so I can actually tell you.

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How many of these bands have they built?

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And you look back, how many of these pair up with Glabber?

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He was looking excellent there.

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One, and they are just confusing.

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Okay, so there's only three people that are that were imported from other regions

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So this it's not as bad as some other teams because there are some teams where they really have four people

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That were like imported from other regions and stuff

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But in this one, it's like there's only I think like one or two in both

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Which is like nice for us as viewers because I get to know all of their names from the solo queue, right?

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Like every single person in this lobby I've played with before and some of them I've been playing with for years, right?

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Now, it doesn't mean that my experiences with them have been that positive, but it does mean that I at least recognize the people who I'm seeing represent our region.

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Does that make sense?

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Yeah. So, you've queued with some of these guys, you know, have you, like, you've been on teams with some of them, or like, been against them?

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How did it go?

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Um, well, the thing is that, I'm gonna be honest, I play so many games that every game blurs into the next, right?

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right so it's like you know it's like I don't know like that's why sometimes it's

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funny because I'm gonna play a game and some guys gonna tell me dude I hate you

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and I can't believe I get to play with you again and it's like I'm just like

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dude I don't even know what I did you know because the problem is that

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sometimes hechrom gets bad and when that happens then things are a

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little bit rough for my team right yeah so okay I have a hypothetical

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question for you okay and it's not even made to this program yet. So Dante if you want to do a

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jungling challenge where like you like we're not allowed to play hack room for an entire season do

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you think you'd get a challenger honestly. An entire season yes. Okay next question.

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If you like Dante's I think you should do this next season I think this season you should hit

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challenger on hack room because you're already so close but I think next season you should try to hit

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challenge around another role.

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He's cool.

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So, James, funny story, actually, I have actually tried during that twice with both ADC and

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Cobb Lane.

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We're going to handshake people.

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Sometimes it goes really well.

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How did it go on ADC and Cobb Lane?

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So, on both those roles, I had about five to six hundred games of experience, right?

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So, reasonable amount of games.

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And I would have about an ending rank of about Emerald 1.

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So, not as great as you'd expect.

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But definitely not the worst egg in the batch, if that makes sense.

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Now GenC, it's also important to keep in mind, because I think you're laughing a little

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bit too much, that I was getting ghosted and stream sniped every single game, and then

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my team was always out to get me.

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And that's the only reason why those challenges went as badly as they did.

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So Dothus, did ADC or Emerald 1 ADC?

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Well, I actually peaked Diamond too.

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Oh, well that's better.

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That's a lot better.

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Now, how did you go top lane? What were you top lane?

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Well, top lane, I was losing my mind. That's what I was.

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When I was top lane, I managed to peak Diamond 1, and I ended also around Emerald 1.

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Okay.

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Oh, the game is in Plaza again. Do you think you have a chance to play her intentionally on London's keyboard?

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No jinx. I'm gonna be honest like maybe it's just that keyboards are randomly

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Unplugging like there could be the little keyboard fairy. That's running around just unplugging players keyboards, right?

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Oh

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What happened was, he was space gliding too hard and it completely broke his PC.

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Space gliding is when you click so fast that it's like you're gliding through space.

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Oh

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Pagoda pause

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Yep, listen listen there's a reason why it's not called a stop right because you got to go out and buy some

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Yep

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Those hand warmers are the socks.

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Yeah, that's holy.

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I believe they're hand warmers.

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I mean, for a second I thought they were just shaking around dirty socks.

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To me, my fate...

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What would they do then?

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I don't know. But all I know, Jinxia is listen, if it was me shaking those hand warmers, I'd be an expert outcome.

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Because my hands always get cold.

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Yes, no, exactly.

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So who do you think is in the lead right now between C9 and Black West?

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I'm going to be honest, I don't know because I'm just looking at the players having peripheral issues.

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So how frequently does this actually happen?

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Like the computer is exploding and stuff and the keyboard, the keyboard carry.

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Listen if you're fanatic it happens every game, but outside of that. I'm gonna be honest

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I don't really know like I'd have to I'd have to actually like

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Do a bit more research because it was a little wild to us now these jumpers on these teams

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Have you ever played against them?

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Griffin actually does play solo queue and blabber does too, but the problem is that a lot of them just like don't play anything

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Yeah, like I'm gonna be honest half the people in the slobby maybe they cue one or two games

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of solo queue a day and then they just call it a day.

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Really?

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Why do you think so?

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Because maybe because they're just so drained from pro practice and stuff.

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I mean yeah that's the answer you want to go with.

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Why else would they not play?

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Because the thing is that Jinxie once you make it to the pro scene you've already made

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it.

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special kind of person to want to sit there and when they already made it keep

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improving and keep getting better and the problem is that the only region that

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really has drive like that for the most part is Korea and the reason why is

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because Korean pros are viewed in large part and the same way like K-pop idols

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are right in the sense that it's like they're really like this insanely high

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echelon of class and it's like super cool but the problem is that in the west if

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If you say you're a pro player, people are going to hand you a job application and tell

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you that they won their fries with extra salt, you know?

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No, also, Dantez, I noticed there's a clown commentating the match here.

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11 CS ahead of Blaber, the mid-roam.

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Yeah, I'm going to be honest.

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I have no idea what's going on there.

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Equalize the CS and Griffin and...

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Oh, wait, hold on.

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Let's actually turn up the volume here.

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He takes Drake off of this.

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Then they start just playing hard around bottom lane.

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Griffin's level six at this point.

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He still has an advantage on blabber and it's really still all about this bottom line

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And how could fly quest find their way back then hit level six they tried to all in on to crowded didn't get it

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Game is ready. So we get to toss back before the really oh game

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Now do they have to crash the whole lobby resetter? No way

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Cuz it's just like he disconnected so now he's just like reconnecting if that makes sense

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Okay, understood. Thank you very much

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Okay, so listen, Jinxie, are you going to be with me here?

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So now we're going to have to sit here and we're going to have to focus up because the

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problem is that so far we've been saying a lot of stuff but none of it has actually

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been meaningful.

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So we've got to give this game some real meaning because that makes sense.

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They both have one dragon?

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Or am I reading that correctly?

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No, so right now FlyQuest has two dragons, right?

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and Griffin is actually on his sundered sky-computed item.

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Now, for some reason, randomly, the artist

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has been caught up.

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The turret symbol and the dragon symbol, they look similar.

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Sorry, though.

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Continue.

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Yeah, no, I get that.

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I agree with that, too.

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So yeah, so it's like I was saying, right now,

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it's like the game's state is kind of like even.

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But the thing is that Blue has an advantage.

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And the reason why is because they locked in this champion

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called Yorick.

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Oh, tell me about Yorick, tell me about Yorick.

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So Yorick is this champion that essentially walks wherever the fuck he wants.

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Wait, can I say that word?

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Let me actually check with the boss.

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I believe so, yes.

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Okay, okay.

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So Yorick is essentially a champion that just walks wherever the fuck he wants,

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and he drops, okay, no one counts that.

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And he just spawns a bunch of creatures right around him.

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And those creatures just make it so he literally cannot walk up or do anything.

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and you die instantly.

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Wait, so does he like TP creatures on you?

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Is that it?

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Is that it?

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Is that the creature?

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Yeah, so it's like imagine you had a graveyard, right?

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Oh, okay, no, I can't say that.

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So, yeah, so essentially what it is,

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is Jorak just like pushes the minion waves

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and then afterwards he looks for the turrets.

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Okay.

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Okay, got it.

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So Jorak, now like, is his spirit tanky?

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like the little ghost thing is it it's at a 20% or half

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Yeah, so the funniest part about it is that it's on like an S2400 health

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It's also the fact that it takes literally half the damage like normal

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So if you try killing it, it's too longer to kill the monster than it does to kill Yorick

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I'm for some reason, GenC, for some fucking reason

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After years of that being in the game, it hasn't been nerfed

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So if you play top lane and someone locks in York, then they can literally just run over

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you like they're an 18 wheeler and there's nothing you can fucking do!

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What do you think is gonna be the big one?

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And also, we just got heard back from the boss call.

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Yep, yes, casting needs a lot.

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You're good to go.

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Alright, good.

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Dude, is it just me or does that caster captain Fowers kind of look like Muda?

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Like the guy at the top right there on the left side of the screen.

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I don't think he looks like Muda.

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Muda's nose is much bigger.

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Muda has a huge nose.

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So it looks like now he's drifting the Herald to actually knock it in.

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And he missed. Wow.

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Now do you think he missed there potentially with the Herald?

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was supposed to hit the turret, right? Yeah, uh, I'm gonna be honest, GenC, that was kind

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of crazy to witness. Like, it's some time-

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Well, maybe it was a misclick on the key. You know what, yes, so let's go with that.

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So that there, it must have just been a misclick, right?

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My chat is saying that Bard ulted it. Oh yeah, okay, so let me explain it. So Bard

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has an ultimate ability that makes it so that nobody can move or do anything, okay?

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So as a result, what happens is that Bard ults a turret, then the Rift Herald cannot

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actually crash into the tower, or else it does zero damage.

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So he actually made a good call there because what he tried doing was he tried turning the

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Herald around to wait out the Bard off, and then go back in to knock into it and explode

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it.

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So wait, Bard's ultimate disables everything in the radius of it?

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Like even Harold?

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Yeah, well, maybe not like a rushing hell, but it's because thing of this

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way, okay?

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Imagine you're sitting there and you have an AK-48, alright?

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No, no, no, no, no.

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Yeah, so, um, okay.

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Shout out to the League of Legends shoutout.

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Yeah, so it's like, it's a thing of like, imagine you're sitting there like...

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We've got one game outside, you're doing good, you're doing great.

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Yep, yep, no, it's good.

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So it's like...

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Practice for the finals, man.

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Exactly, yes. So it's like, think of it this way, Jamesy. It's like, imagine, imagine you're sitting there.

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Okay, so it's like, think of this, okay?

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Don't pursue it, and you'll have to scan that QR code and do your fan duty here.

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Yes, imagine I'm sitting there, yes.

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Okay, so it's like, imagine you're sitting there, and you're playing hide and seek with someone,

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But then they put on Harry Potter's invisible cloak, right?

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And you try sucking them in the belly.

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That's like Bard ulting the turret.

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It's impossible to get sucked.

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Does that make sense?

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Got it, got it.

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Understood.

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Great analogy.

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Wait a minute.

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There's a fight going on.

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Opposite.

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And there's Krabber.

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Krabber.

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He had Krabber getting the kill.

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Wait a minute.

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All right.

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This could be game ending.

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Wait a minute.

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See now there's a big fight going on.

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This could be game ending.

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Game ending, maybe?

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No.

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What is that?

04:20:36.020 --> 04:20:36.580
What just happened?

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Why are they two people?

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What's that?

04:20:38.180 --> 04:20:43.180
So do you remember when I said, do you remember when I said Bard can just bring his team to Narnia for no reason?

04:20:43.180 --> 04:20:45.180
Oh, he just stayed right there.

04:20:45.180 --> 04:20:51.180
Yep, so you just stayed there. But I'm gonna be honest dude, that Blabber on the Fury is looking pretty broken.

04:20:51.180 --> 04:20:59.180
It could actually be that he was the guy that you and Muda were playing against when Muda was getting annihilated and that Iron Lobby by this Murph.

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okay so like what we're gonna do here okay now the best angle for us is we're

04:21:14.740 --> 04:21:21.500
gonna have to look for okay so right now Jin see okay wait hey

04:21:21.500 --> 04:21:22.460
Wait, comes!

04:21:23.500 --> 04:21:24.140
Comes!

04:21:42.140 --> 04:21:44.140
W comes! W comes!

04:21:45.340 --> 04:21:50.380
I'm gonna be honest, if that was me in that game, I would have just said it screaming about halfway through

04:21:50.380 --> 04:21:54.380
And my entire team would have gotten killed because no one could have hurt anything.

04:21:58.380 --> 04:22:00.380
My guess is that it separates me from the pros.

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Alright, so it looks like now it's 3 to 5.

04:22:07.380 --> 04:22:13.380
So 5 quests is actually leading by 2 kills and they have 1 dragon advantage.

04:22:13.380 --> 04:22:18.380
I feel like in an iron lobby with 20 minutes in, the kill count would be like 14 to 9 by now.

04:22:18.380 --> 04:22:22.380
No, the kill count on Armbab would probably be like 30 to 50.

04:22:22.380 --> 04:22:23.380
Yes.

04:22:23.380 --> 04:22:31.380
So in pros, they actually don't die as much.

04:22:31.380 --> 04:22:32.380
Yes.

04:22:32.380 --> 04:22:38.860
So, GenC, right now, essentially what's going on, right, is as you can see, there's a lot

04:22:38.860 --> 04:22:39.860
going on.

04:22:39.860 --> 04:22:45.020
And as a result, things are going on that are happening, which allow for other things

04:22:45.020 --> 04:22:47.180
to happen, which means there's a lot going on.

04:22:47.180 --> 04:22:48.180
Does that make sense?

04:22:48.180 --> 04:22:50.180
Yes

04:22:51.740 --> 04:22:57.680
Okay, so now what's happening is there's a fight going on and it looks like blue is actually able to get a kill

04:22:57.740 --> 04:23:01.300
So oh wait yep, so it's like the enemy jumping Griffin

04:23:01.860 --> 04:23:06.100
Nope, he's got help a little bit more damage there with the ghouls, but see nine gonna take Jesus

04:23:09.700 --> 04:23:17.580
All right, so it looks like it looks like blue team is actually somehow winning fights because Bard was trying to portal to Narnia

04:23:17.580 --> 04:23:24.380
But little did he know that there was a little c4 on him and then he just instantly exploded the second he was halfway through the tunnel

04:23:28.860 --> 04:23:31.260
Not really but I thought it would sound funny if I said it

04:23:36.340 --> 04:23:41.700
Yes, so there's a champion called Chistana right and when she auto attacks you and presses e

04:23:41.700 --> 04:23:48.140
It actually creates like a bomb and that bomb explodes on top of you and actually busts over

04:23:48.220 --> 04:23:51.720
Everyone around you as well, and it makes everyone die

04:23:55.020 --> 04:23:58.780
Yes, so ziggs can explode turrets so what he does

04:24:00.020 --> 04:24:02.020
Okay, so now what's happening is?

04:24:02.980 --> 04:24:05.220
Blue side is looking for a fight

04:24:05.220 --> 04:24:09.140
between the traps and it looks like a lot of things are happening

04:24:11.020 --> 04:24:13.020
Yep, so there's a lot going on in bed

04:24:13.060 --> 04:24:19.700
There's a lot going on Bob and there's a lot going on top but Jin see there's also a lot going on in the jungle as well

04:24:19.860 --> 04:24:25.780
So right now you have to understand that right now. There's a lot going on everywhere. Does that make sense? Yes?

04:24:31.020 --> 04:24:34.860
Guess what I voted for the right guy this dude is really good

04:24:35.220 --> 04:24:49.220
Alright, nice. So now Jinxie, essentially what's happening, right, is Blue is trying to push the waves, and the reason why they're pushing the waves is because the Dragon is spawning in 4 minutes and the Baron is up.

04:24:49.220 --> 04:24:54.220
So, Blue's side already got the second Dragon, so it looks like Red Team is actually throwing.

04:24:54.220 --> 04:25:00.220
Oh, we have our first team to the day. Wait, Domtess, I had a good question that I forgot to ask you.

04:25:00.220 --> 04:25:01.220
Yep.

04:25:01.220 --> 04:25:08.220
Is the average pro league game of the year all for a shoulder or the same size as mine?

04:25:08.220 --> 04:25:15.140
Well, the difference between a pro game and a regular solo queue game is that in a pro

04:25:15.140 --> 04:25:20.220
game your teammates aren't spam begging everyone to FF cause second one thing goes bad.

04:25:20.220 --> 04:25:24.220
So because of that, the average game length is actually longer.

04:25:24.220 --> 04:25:25.220
Okay.

04:25:25.220 --> 04:25:26.220
Okay, got it, got it.

04:25:26.220 --> 04:25:27.220
That actually makes sense.

04:25:27.220 --> 04:25:28.220
Yep.

04:25:28.220 --> 04:25:37.220
Now, compared to Irons, longer or shorter, Brody?

04:25:37.220 --> 04:25:39.220
Uh, shorter.

04:25:39.220 --> 04:25:40.220
Okay.

04:25:40.220 --> 04:25:41.220
Okay.

04:25:41.220 --> 04:25:45.220
Because like in Irons, the thing is nobody knows how to end the game, right?

04:25:45.220 --> 04:25:47.220
But in the pro leagues.

04:25:47.220 --> 04:25:48.220
Wait, what?

04:25:48.220 --> 04:25:50.220
They're not on FF and Brody?

04:25:50.220 --> 04:25:52.220
Yeah, I guess not.

04:25:52.220 --> 04:25:55.220
Because the thing is that if you FF, then...

04:25:55.220 --> 04:25:57.220
Oh, can I even say that?

04:25:57.220 --> 04:25:59.220
I really need a team fight. I don't know what to do.

04:25:59.220 --> 04:26:00.220
Probably not.

04:26:00.220 --> 04:26:03.220
They all-

04:26:03.220 --> 04:26:04.220
Fuck!

04:26:04.220 --> 04:26:07.220
Jane's time texting it to you because this world is going to be funny.

04:26:07.220 --> 04:26:08.220
That's what I'm talking about.

04:26:08.220 --> 04:26:10.220
Invading the enemy jungle, sitting down-

04:26:10.220 --> 04:26:12.220
Oh wait, no, man. I can't text you.

04:26:12.220 --> 04:26:13.220
Okay, no, man.

04:26:13.220 --> 04:26:14.220
Alright, anyways.

04:26:14.220 --> 04:26:16.220
I'm reading it in my chat. I see what my chat's saying.

04:26:16.220 --> 04:26:17.220
Got it.

04:26:17.220 --> 04:26:19.220
Okay, chat. That's what I didn't have to ask.

04:26:19.220 --> 04:26:21.220
Or that's a theory.

04:26:21.220 --> 04:26:23.220
Okay, okay.

04:26:23.220 --> 04:26:25.220
Okay, that makes sense.

04:26:25.220 --> 04:26:36.220
Alright. So now what's happening, Jamesy, is Blue's side and Red's side are fighting for an advantage, right?

04:26:36.220 --> 04:26:50.220
And the advantage, exactly, yes. And the advantage is going to be gotten by whoever wins the scuffle between the two of them, does that make sense?

04:26:50.220 --> 04:26:54.660
And that means that it's right just on soul missions. Yes, that makes sense really in danger

04:26:55.780 --> 04:26:59.920
Okay, so now it looks like boost out his club sing on grip and they're trying to

04:26:59.920 --> 04:27:21.160
Did you know what this feels like oh, there's a Samsung flag on the map

04:27:29.920 --> 04:27:35.860
Riven is almost dead, barely hanging on here as FlyQuest will set up the traps to put

04:27:35.860 --> 04:27:36.860
the trap down.

04:27:36.860 --> 04:27:37.860
It's looking really good right now.

04:27:37.860 --> 04:27:43.500
It's looking like there's a lot of things going on, because basically both teams have

04:27:43.500 --> 04:27:48.960
two dragons, C9 has three turrets, FlyQuest has two turrets, they have around similar

04:27:48.960 --> 04:27:53.760
gold, and it looks like the blue team has done more objectives, so if I was a betting

04:27:53.760 --> 04:27:58.160
man, which I obviously would never bet, but I have a feeling C9 is going to...

04:27:58.160 --> 04:28:02.640
potentially jing see you know what i feel like

04:28:02.640 --> 04:28:07.040
i i i think this is genuinely how superman felt when he was in that

04:28:07.040 --> 04:28:15.040
kryptonite cage

04:28:15.040 --> 04:28:21.840
this is literally superman in the kryptonite cage

04:28:21.840 --> 04:28:25.840
okay so it looks like right now

04:28:25.840 --> 04:28:27.840
How does a pro player get jumped like that?

04:28:27.840 --> 04:28:29.840
I feel like that's something that would happen in an Iron game.

04:28:29.840 --> 04:28:32.840
Yeah, but what did I tell you? It never gets better, right?

04:28:32.840 --> 04:28:36.840
Even in pro games, some guys get around and decide to end for no reason.

04:28:36.840 --> 04:28:39.840
But it looks like Griffin actually gets a huge Jarvan ult,

04:28:39.840 --> 04:28:42.840
but his team isn't really getting the craziest ball,

04:28:42.840 --> 04:28:45.840
but now they're portaling in, and if he was looking for a turn,

04:28:45.840 --> 04:28:48.840
she's not able to find it and... who saw this?

04:28:48.840 --> 04:28:49.840
That's game.

04:28:49.840 --> 04:28:50.840
That is game.

04:28:52.840 --> 04:28:54.840
Bro, C9 was winning, but they just got wiped.

04:28:54.840 --> 04:28:57.960
Why? Why do they get wiped here? Because of the solo guy that got ganked?

04:28:58.960 --> 04:29:00.040
So what happened here, Jynx?

04:29:00.040 --> 04:29:01.040
What is he doing?

04:29:01.040 --> 04:29:01.740
What?

04:29:01.740 --> 04:29:03.640
Well, no, not that it's bad, just...

04:29:05.040 --> 04:29:06.040
That I'm curious.

04:29:06.040 --> 04:29:06.840
Why? Why?

04:29:08.840 --> 04:29:09.840
What is he doing?

04:29:10.240 --> 04:29:12.240
But not in a bad way, in a good way.

04:29:12.540 --> 04:29:15.440
So, Jynx, so Jynx, what happened there?

04:29:15.640 --> 04:29:21.240
What happened there is Red Team had two Uber Eats sellports flying in.

04:29:21.240 --> 04:29:28.440
So Yorick wasn't expecting that if he Pagoda overextended, that they would do an AT&T collapse,

04:29:28.440 --> 04:29:34.440
and that Samson would just fly in with the ult and then just be able to annihilate everything.

04:29:34.440 --> 04:29:35.640
Does that make sense?

04:29:36.240 --> 04:29:37.840
Yes, that makes perfect sense.

04:29:37.840 --> 04:29:42.440
But if he would have juiced up with a little bit of Red Bull before, maybe he could have seen it coming.

04:29:48.240 --> 04:29:50.240
Yes, okay, that makes perfect sense.

04:29:51.240 --> 04:29:53.240
Okay

04:29:53.240 --> 04:29:55.240
We got better

04:29:55.620 --> 04:30:00.920
Okay, wait, but I don't stand if red just see what like them why is blue getting there?

04:30:01.140 --> 04:30:03.140
Why not just get there?

04:30:03.140 --> 04:30:05.800
Yeah, because I mean Red just complete troll for me

04:30:05.800 --> 04:30:06.800
He's still like

04:30:06.800 --> 04:30:08.800
OH MY GOD

04:30:08.800 --> 04:30:10.800
OH MY GOD

04:30:10.800 --> 04:30:15.760
Okay, so Baron dude, so out of nowhere

04:30:15.760 --> 04:30:21.200
where Griffin comes in with the pagoda baron steel and ends up sliding it.

04:30:21.200 --> 04:30:24.400
Wait, it's a red bull baron power play.

04:30:25.040 --> 04:30:26.560
Red bull baron power play.

04:30:26.560 --> 04:30:27.680
That was shit.

04:30:27.680 --> 04:30:31.360
So now, with the power of red bull and the power of baron,

04:30:31.360 --> 04:30:36.160
I don't think there's any way that blue team can ever hope to contest red side here.

04:30:36.960 --> 04:30:38.320
Yes, yes.

04:30:40.800 --> 04:30:41.520
Wow.

04:30:41.520 --> 04:30:44.080
Okay, this game, I'm not even kidding, it looks over.

04:30:44.080 --> 04:30:50.080
The red team wiped them, then Griffin stole Baron, Jellikie dashed.

04:30:50.080 --> 04:30:55.080
Yeah, so the reason why he stole Baron here is so James, you watch this.

04:30:55.080 --> 04:31:00.080
So you see how right now the blue team was yellow?

04:31:00.080 --> 04:31:05.080
So they were yellow because of Bard's broken ass fucking ultimate.

04:31:05.080 --> 04:31:12.080
So because Bard with his broken ultimate altered the enemy jungler, the enemy jungler couldn't smite, so Griffin just joined him.

04:31:12.080 --> 04:31:13.080
Does that make sense?

04:31:13.080 --> 04:31:14.080
Nice.

04:31:14.080 --> 04:31:15.080
Mikaels, Mikaels.

04:31:15.080 --> 04:31:16.080
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:31:16.080 --> 04:31:17.080
Can you let me look at me more?

04:31:17.080 --> 04:31:18.080
It's good fight, by the way.

04:31:18.080 --> 04:31:19.080
Yeah.

04:31:19.080 --> 04:31:20.080
I think that's it.

04:31:20.080 --> 04:31:21.080
We got Q.

04:31:21.080 --> 04:31:24.080
But you know it's so crazy.

04:31:24.080 --> 04:31:25.080
Yeah.

04:31:25.080 --> 04:31:29.080
If I was a pro player and I did a baron seal, I would not be nonchalant.

04:31:29.080 --> 04:31:32.080
I'd be standing out of my chair and just start...

04:31:32.080 --> 04:31:33.080
I don't know.

04:31:33.080 --> 04:31:37.800
So anyways, so now what's going to happen, Jaycee, is the red team is going to look to

04:31:37.800 --> 04:31:41.000
to push the waves so they can actually find an advantage

04:31:41.000 --> 04:31:43.000
and take down these turrets.

04:31:43.000 --> 04:31:44.760
Yes, yep, yes.

04:31:44.760 --> 04:31:49.200
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

04:31:49.200 --> 04:31:50.040
Oh my god.

04:31:50.040 --> 04:31:51.440
Red's inting, red's inting.

04:31:51.440 --> 04:31:52.640
Now red's inting.

04:31:52.640 --> 04:31:54.160
It's an in-claw.

04:31:54.160 --> 04:31:55.000
It's an in-claw.

04:31:55.000 --> 04:31:57.720
Jesus Christ.

04:31:57.720 --> 04:31:58.600
It's not an in.

04:31:58.600 --> 04:32:01.040
It's just they didn't have it fully figured out yet.

04:32:01.040 --> 04:32:03.640
The fog of war to hide his ash arrow hits it.

04:32:03.640 --> 04:32:05.520
And now Cloud9, they are the ones

04:32:05.520 --> 04:32:08.880
I'm not even kidding. I think red team just lost the game

04:32:17.240 --> 04:32:21.160
Listen hey, that's what I don't even know what to say, bro

04:32:29.800 --> 04:32:32.280
I'm gonna be honest with you if that was me bro

04:32:32.280 --> 04:32:40.580
It would be the pagoda team playing game in the VC outfit. I want to see their

04:32:51.580 --> 04:32:53.580
What's just happened

04:32:57.180 --> 04:33:00.020
What my iron one analysis of that game was

04:33:02.280 --> 04:33:09.860
Okay, what my iron one analysis of that game was Tom Chess was oh my god, they're walking

04:33:09.860 --> 04:33:11.360
right behind the castle.

04:33:11.360 --> 04:33:16.240
What my iron one analysis of that game, oh look Tom Chess, it's Lulu.

04:33:16.240 --> 04:33:18.240
Jinx is not the place.

04:33:18.240 --> 04:33:20.240
Not the time or place.

04:33:20.240 --> 04:33:22.720
Okay, what is the thing?

04:33:22.720 --> 04:33:27.040
What my iron one analysis is, Red was literally wiping them.

04:33:27.040 --> 04:33:30.600
Like they had Baron, they were up five kills, they were literally doing everything right.

04:33:30.600 --> 04:33:36.200
They stole Baron, and then for absolutely zero reason, they overextended mid and got flanked

04:33:36.200 --> 04:33:38.920
by Annie, and Annie murked their entire team.

04:33:38.920 --> 04:33:44.800
Yeah, so it looks like Annie came in with an Uber Eats teleport, and then she just started

04:33:44.800 --> 04:33:50.120
zooming in with the AT&T home guards, dropped the pagoda timbers on top of all of them,

04:33:50.120 --> 04:33:55.040
and just instantly hit them with a Samsung team wipe into Nexus and combo.

04:33:55.040 --> 04:33:56.040
Yes, bro.

04:33:56.040 --> 04:34:00.240
And maybe she's refreshing with some Red Bull right now.

04:34:00.240 --> 04:34:02.440
Even if Matthew has flash, he still basically-

04:34:02.440 --> 04:34:05.440
Hey, listen, he deserves a Red Bull after that performance.

04:34:05.440 --> 04:34:06.240
Bro, okay.

04:34:06.240 --> 04:34:08.240
Oh my God.

04:34:08.240 --> 04:34:12.040
Chet, should we watch another one of Play Ranks?

04:34:12.040 --> 04:34:13.240
Bro, it's a B05.

04:34:13.240 --> 04:34:15.240
Chet, should we watch one more of Play Ranks?

04:34:15.240 --> 04:34:17.680
Because then if we chat, if we Play Ranks and get off the

04:34:17.680 --> 04:34:21.240
Coach Dream, Superman will be out of the kryptonite, if you

04:34:21.240 --> 04:34:22.440
know what I mean for a little bit.

04:34:22.440 --> 04:34:24.740
I feel like this fight that was happening.

04:34:24.740 --> 04:34:27.620
Runapool, did you actually watch another one or did you play ranked?

04:34:31.460 --> 04:34:32.460
Runapool, quick.

04:34:32.460 --> 04:34:33.460
Hi guys, Runapool.

04:34:33.460 --> 04:34:35.460
Uh, uh, don't test.

04:34:35.460 --> 04:34:39.620
I'm gonna go B because I just drank a bunch of Red Bull and I need to go chill.

04:34:39.620 --> 04:34:40.620
One second.

04:34:40.620 --> 04:34:41.620
Alright.

04:34:41.620 --> 04:34:48.340
I would respond to that with the comment but unfortunately we have to wait a little bit

04:34:48.340 --> 04:34:49.340
before that.

04:34:49.340 --> 04:34:58.740
Alright guys, so what an entertaining, amazing game of League of Legends, played by both teams.

04:34:58.740 --> 04:35:03.500
That game perfectly showcases why League of Legends is such a lovedy sport worldwide,

04:35:03.500 --> 04:35:11.700
and why Riot has managed to curate such an amazing game with amazing potential over the

04:35:11.700 --> 04:35:15.020
course of decades of game experience and development.

04:35:15.020 --> 04:35:43.780
Now I honestly can't believe how many twists and turns and even out of nowhere.

04:35:43.780 --> 04:35:47.380
an amazing game of League of Legends. That was actually an encapsul-

04:35:47.380 --> 04:35:50.180
Unfortunately, C9 is quite clear to themselves.

04:35:50.180 --> 04:35:58.380
Well, I mean, Griffin died. The other fight that you didn't show was that sick Bartle out of cryo day onto C9.

04:35:58.380 --> 04:36:02.580
So, Bladder could not smite the Baron. Griffin comes away-

04:36:02.580 --> 04:36:04.180
Yo, I'm back. Oh, we got the player of the game.

04:36:04.180 --> 04:36:06.980
Yeah, that Annie flank. That's very deserving.

04:36:06.980 --> 04:36:07.580
What a game.

04:36:07.580 --> 04:36:08.580
What did you guys vote for?

04:36:08.580 --> 04:36:09.180
That was insane.

04:36:09.180 --> 04:36:09.980
Oh, play right. Okay.

04:36:09.980 --> 04:36:10.580
That was so insane. We didn't even-

04:36:10.580 --> 04:36:12.980
All right, one moment. High-vives, removes,

04:36:12.980 --> 04:36:14.220
co-stream from the title.

04:36:16.020 --> 04:36:21.020
Okay, Dantez, in five, four, three, two,

04:36:23.500 --> 04:36:25.020
wait, high-vives, wait.

04:36:25.020 --> 04:36:27.340
High-vives, did you remove from the title?

04:36:27.340 --> 04:36:32.340
In five, four, three, two, one.

04:36:33.860 --> 04:36:34.700
Okay.

04:36:34.700 --> 04:36:45.500
What an absolute fucking shit-fest of a game.

04:36:45.500 --> 04:36:47.340
What the fuck was that?

04:36:47.340 --> 04:36:52.140
Dude, Jinxie, how the fuck do you throw that hard?

04:36:52.140 --> 04:36:54.140
30 minutes in!

04:36:54.140 --> 04:37:00.460
Your jungler gets almost every dragon, he gets the most insane alts, baron steal, and

04:37:00.460 --> 04:37:02.460
YOU CANNOT EVEN CONCEPTUALIZE

04:37:02.460 --> 04:37:05.460
AN ELECTRIC

04:37:05.460 --> 04:37:07.460
A FUCKING SHIT

04:37:07.460 --> 04:37:09.460
CAN YOU BE?

04:37:09.460 --> 04:37:15.460
I'm telling you right now, if I was Griffin after that game ends, I would genuinely have caught a charge.

04:37:15.460 --> 04:37:19.460
I'm not even kidding. Like, that's the kind of shit that you cannot even believe is real.

04:37:19.460 --> 04:37:22.460
Wait, I need to play! Oh my god, I forgot! Oh no! Oh no!

04:37:22.460 --> 04:37:24.460
That was fine, you're not gonna get stung.

04:37:24.460 --> 04:37:31.340
Okay, all right, delay enabled, jinx!

04:37:54.460 --> 04:37:56.460
You

04:38:12.980 --> 04:38:14.980
First

04:38:15.820 --> 04:38:18.220
Was that your first co-stream of lcs?

04:38:18.220 --> 04:38:25.180
Yeah, actually, yeah, no dude chat aren't you guys proud of the outside bro?

04:38:25.180 --> 04:38:29.540
You did good man. You did good dude. It's like, you know what's fucked up

04:38:30.340 --> 04:38:35.300
Yeah, it's like I wanted to say stuff that I didn't even feel as bad

04:38:35.420 --> 04:38:38.500
But it's like I didn't know if it would be bad so I couldn't say it

04:38:38.500 --> 04:38:40.700
But when it came to like the first and fourth seeds

04:38:40.700 --> 04:38:47.940
I wanted to say imagine every LCS team is a little sperm swimming to the egg and C9 hits it first to fertilize the

04:38:47.940 --> 04:38:53.580
I'm real that's why they're the first seed but it's like if I say that I don't know if they're gonna get in trouble for

04:38:53.580 --> 04:38:58.620
So it's like I need to keep my fucking disgusting mouth shut. You know what I mean? Yes, bro

04:38:58.740 --> 04:39:03.780
But hey look we're back on the grind chat. You guys know the deal for the night can't have the stream until we get bronze

04:39:04.060 --> 04:39:06.380
Let's fucking go man. Yep

04:39:08.300 --> 04:39:10.300
All right

04:39:10.460 --> 04:39:12.620
How did you enjoy it though? We did good, bro

04:39:13.260 --> 04:39:14.940
I'm gonna be honest

04:39:14.940 --> 04:39:21.860
When we were two minutes into watch partying the LCS game, I actually thought we were you were just gonna get banned like I thought

04:39:21.860 --> 04:39:26.660
But you did good chance. I don't think they didn't have any like slip ups and he kept catching himself brown

04:39:26.900 --> 04:39:31.940
but yeah, um wow yeah, cussing is allowed and I

04:39:33.180 --> 04:39:35.180
Think that's like it honestly

04:39:36.940 --> 04:39:41.380
Yeah, so it's like I guess I could scream and go crazy and that's about that

04:39:41.380 --> 04:39:43.380
You know what I think we would need?

04:39:43.380 --> 04:39:45.380
GenC, like if we're actually going to do coach rams.

04:39:45.380 --> 04:39:47.380
Yes, yeah, we're actually going to do coach rams.

04:39:47.380 --> 04:40:00.380
I think we would need someone like Tyler one that actually knows shit about this that could like sit there and give the info while man you just troll him one like literally 100% like brother 100%

04:40:00.380 --> 04:40:03.380
Jack, does Tyler one do watch parties or no?

04:40:03.380 --> 04:40:05.380
I'm going to text him.

04:40:05.380 --> 04:40:13.380
Cause I think that could be the angle low key because the thing is, if it's just me and you, the issue is that you don't really know what's going on.

04:40:13.380 --> 04:40:18.380
And then I'm just like battling my inner demons the entire time to not let loose.

04:40:18.380 --> 04:40:25.380
So it's like we need somebody that can actually like pretend to be somewhat normal so we can just piggyback off of them.

04:40:25.380 --> 04:40:26.380
You know what I mean?

04:40:26.380 --> 04:40:29.380
Wait, apparently Muda's hate watching me this game, Dante.

04:40:29.380 --> 04:40:30.380
I'm not kidding. Apparently Muda's hate watching me this game, Dante.

04:40:30.380 --> 04:40:31.380
I'm not kidding. Apparently Muda's hate watching me this game, Dante.

04:40:31.380 --> 04:40:32.380
Okay, so you know what the trick is?

04:40:32.380 --> 04:40:33.380
You know what the trick is?

04:40:33.380 --> 04:40:34.380
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:40:34.380 --> 04:40:38.380
When someone haywatches you, you fucking stomp the lobby to make them fucking cry.

04:40:38.380 --> 04:40:43.380
So when Muda was going 0-10 against his Rek'Sai, and now he's going to be ironed in a couple games,

04:40:43.380 --> 04:40:48.380
now it's on you to sit here and show him just why you're the greatest ever do-it.

04:40:48.380 --> 04:40:53.380
Muda just said, make God make you lose all of your games today.

04:40:53.380 --> 04:41:00.380
Bro, Muda, how do I tell you? I'm 3-0 today, and I literally had a positive KD and the highest yes to the lobby every game I play.

04:41:00.380 --> 04:41:04.380
Muda, there's some people that are meant for frauds and there's some people that are meant for iron.

04:41:04.380 --> 04:41:06.380
Figure out which one you followed and which you meant.

04:41:07.380 --> 04:41:11.380
You do the rest. Muda, Muda, you connect the dots, buddy.

04:41:13.380 --> 04:41:17.380
Dude, I hope you know, James, see that Muda climbed to a bronze with a negative win rate.

04:41:17.380 --> 04:41:19.380
Do you know what it's like?

04:41:19.380 --> 04:41:21.380
What is that like? What is that like?

04:41:22.380 --> 04:41:26.380
It's like, imagine a first grader is like proud of the fact that he got to second grade,

04:41:26.380 --> 04:41:31.100
grade but the only reason he did was because he played the disability card to actually like get

04:41:31.100 --> 04:41:33.580
a passing grade on all those exams. Does that make sense?

04:41:33.580 --> 04:41:35.740
I have a police job telling me to post it out of the title.

04:41:47.180 --> 04:41:50.700
Alright, so look, Jinxie, we're gonna need to focus up. Don't forget to smite.

04:41:50.700 --> 04:41:53.020
Remember, Jax just said I'm doomed for a loss.

04:41:53.020 --> 04:41:59.420
Yeah, and tell them, tell them, it's like crash bro, sometimes you go 30 wins before

04:41:59.420 --> 04:42:01.420
you get your first loss.

04:42:01.420 --> 04:42:06.660
Alright, let's go.

04:42:06.660 --> 04:42:09.940
You guys know the rules, we can't end the stream until we reach Braz, let's go, everybody

04:42:09.940 --> 04:42:10.940
lock in, let's go.

04:42:10.940 --> 04:42:16.140
Bro, listen, I'm not as locked in as a fucking Chastity Cage on a virgin.

04:42:16.140 --> 04:42:18.380
Okay, yes, yes.

04:42:18.380 --> 04:42:22.980
Alright, I'm gonna do a little bit of top debacle here and then maybe look for the

04:42:22.980 --> 04:42:24.980
botkank after I go for bot scott

04:42:26.460 --> 04:42:28.140
again

04:42:28.140 --> 04:42:29.660
All right

04:42:29.660 --> 04:42:35.860
No, dude. I'm gonna be honest. I don't think I've ever like felt like that in my entire life before that was at like that

04:42:35.860 --> 04:42:37.860
was actually insane

04:42:37.980 --> 04:42:39.980
No, that was insane to witness

04:42:42.100 --> 04:42:43.140
Oh

04:42:43.140 --> 04:42:46.860
I give a jinx you listen bro because the thing was like with siege like

04:42:47.860 --> 04:42:52.780
When you want to party see if you're pretty sure you could just say like whatever you want because I'm pretty sure siege like

04:42:52.980 --> 04:42:58.960
Which I think siege has like one tenth of the sponsors that need gas so it's like yeah, we're in seeds

04:42:58.960 --> 04:43:00.960
You can literally just let your nuts out

04:43:01.240 --> 04:43:03.240
Yeah, because that's the thing. It's like

04:43:03.720 --> 04:43:06.780
At the end of the day, let's say a company sponsors riot

04:43:06.940 --> 04:43:12.320
You know I mean like they don't want some random guy being like holy fuck that guy is like disabled as fuck

04:43:12.320 --> 04:43:14.320
You know what I mean? It's like dude

04:43:15.360 --> 04:43:20.740
All right, so Jinx if we're gonna need now is we need the Krugs and after Krugs we're gonna look on the crab here

04:43:22.980 --> 04:43:26.420
Now, Jinxie, do you know where we're moving to?

04:43:26.420 --> 04:43:27.420
Do you want me to enjoy the watchporty don't you?

04:43:27.420 --> 04:43:28.420
Because I enjoyed it.

04:43:28.420 --> 04:43:29.420
Like, I had fun.

04:43:29.420 --> 04:43:34.820
I'm going to be honest, the only reason I enjoyed it was because I got to hear your

04:43:34.820 --> 04:43:35.820
laugh genuinely.

04:43:35.820 --> 04:43:37.820
That's the only thing that made it tolerable.

04:43:37.820 --> 04:43:38.820
Okay.

04:43:38.820 --> 04:43:39.820
It was funny, bro.

04:43:39.820 --> 04:43:43.820
You couldn't even, like, formulate a sentence for the first five minutes.

04:43:43.820 --> 04:43:44.820
Okay.

04:43:44.820 --> 04:43:48.340
Okay, so now, Jinxie, what we're going to do, okay, you're going to look towards mid.

04:43:48.340 --> 04:43:52.020
Now while you're looking towards mid, I need to fill you in on a little bit of information.

04:43:52.020 --> 04:43:55.820
Do you know where the name Muda comes from?

04:43:57.060 --> 04:43:59.060
Are you back up don't don't back this

04:43:59.140 --> 04:44:02.540
Yeah, it's fine. No, you're good. Just walk to your tour don't recall you can't go for the crap

04:44:02.540 --> 04:44:07.100
Yeah, watch your turn recall. Yeah, so Jinxie. Do you know where the name Muda comes from?

04:44:07.500 --> 04:44:09.500
What what does it come from?

04:44:10.340 --> 04:44:14.300
So the reason why is cuz in high school Muda used to have gyno

04:44:14.380 --> 04:44:18.140
So as a result a lot of the people in this grade they would walk up Tim's

04:44:18.140 --> 04:44:24.660
squeeze his nipples and then they would say moo, moo like he was a cow right and

04:44:24.660 --> 04:44:27.780
after I yeah so after a few weeks of this being done

04:44:27.780 --> 04:44:33.860
eventually one day he was like oh dude moo da when he was thinking about what

04:44:33.860 --> 04:44:38.620
he should make his name so that's how Muda came to be. I was always wondering

04:44:38.620 --> 04:44:42.500
how you even got his name that actually makes perfect sense. So you know Muda?

04:44:42.500 --> 04:44:44.500
Like you know it I

04:44:45.480 --> 04:44:53.580
Know I've been I don't ever talk to you know, you got you know how he got rank one in like and a and you and Valorant

04:44:56.020 --> 04:44:59.060
How did he do it you should ask about it on the Reddit forum

04:45:00.620 --> 04:45:02.620
Also on top of that

04:45:02.740 --> 04:45:05.240
Yeah, he has a little bit of a checkered past with video games

04:45:05.380 --> 04:45:07.380
But the thing is in League of Legends

04:45:07.380 --> 04:45:13.380
He can't really cheat, so he's currently getting literally fiddled in Brown's lobbies.

04:45:13.380 --> 04:45:18.380
Well listen, I'm going to be honest, I have faith in Muda being able to challenge her.

04:45:18.380 --> 04:45:21.380
And the reason why is because even Vanguard isn't impenetrable.

04:45:21.380 --> 04:45:24.380
He's going to find a way to work around her eventually.

04:45:30.380 --> 04:45:33.380
So what we're going to do now is we're going to look for the Krugs, okay?

04:45:33.380 --> 04:45:36.860
Okay, 13 seconds and then afterwards you're gonna look on the dragon

04:45:38.740 --> 04:45:45.020
But yeah, if you ever want to figure out Muta's valorant of stat line just look at the Muta reddit

04:45:45.020 --> 04:45:47.020
That's all you gotta look up

04:45:47.060 --> 04:45:52.540
Wait, it's on his subreddit. No, it's reddit. It's a reddit thread. Oh, okay

04:45:55.380 --> 04:46:00.060
Okay, so what are you gonna do here is we're gonna look for the dragon after Krugs and then you're gonna get it done

04:46:00.060 --> 04:46:06.860
Yes, sir wait just out of looks there like very fuckable wait. No, no, no, I'm not just gankable

04:46:07.580 --> 04:46:09.420
All right, that's it

04:46:09.420 --> 04:46:16.060
You're just a friend but for the book for it though. Listen that that's tight that table your dusty bro. It wants you go for it

04:46:16.900 --> 04:46:20.360
I'll be part of that right the band by the band nice auto auto auto

04:46:20.940 --> 04:46:22.940
WWW

04:46:23.380 --> 04:46:27.020
Okay, now I want you to hold Q. You're gonna have to hold Q chair. Nice

04:46:27.020 --> 04:46:31.440
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.

04:46:31.440 --> 04:46:32.280
It's fucking a ghost.

04:46:32.280 --> 04:46:33.620
Did you see that?

04:46:33.620 --> 04:46:34.860
Wait, coach, what's that?

04:46:34.860 --> 04:46:37.720
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, coach, whoa.

04:46:37.720 --> 04:46:40.760
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, coach.

04:46:41.840 --> 04:46:44.100
Okay, so Jinx, you're gonna have to listen to me.

04:46:44.100 --> 04:46:47.180
Because right now, you're in Losers queue.

04:46:47.180 --> 04:46:49.220
But Roy, no, no, go back in base, bro.

04:46:49.220 --> 04:46:51.700
Look how much cold you have, look how much cold you have.

04:46:51.700 --> 04:46:53.540
But coach, I'm on a three game winning streak.

04:46:53.540 --> 04:46:55.500
Shouldn't I be in Winner's queue?

04:46:55.500 --> 04:46:57.900
No, because like, think of it this way, okay?

04:46:57.900 --> 04:47:01.060
It's kind of like, you know how in Mortal Kombat,

04:47:01.060 --> 04:47:03.340
there's that one guy that's like,

04:47:03.340 --> 04:47:05.660
get over here and then he pulls you in?

04:47:05.660 --> 04:47:07.340
Yes, should I help them with Dragon or no?

04:47:07.340 --> 04:47:08.180
It would be a lot of money.

04:47:08.180 --> 04:47:09.020
No, just a bit.

04:47:09.020 --> 04:47:10.420
So it's the same with Flick.

04:47:10.420 --> 04:47:12.180
Every time you're getting too far ahead

04:47:12.180 --> 04:47:14.540
and you're winning, right as I get over here

04:47:14.540 --> 04:47:16.980
and then they give you the most poor disgusting retards

04:47:16.980 --> 04:47:18.620
that you could ever get on the team

04:47:18.620 --> 04:47:20.620
and they just make sure that you lose the game.

04:47:20.620 --> 04:47:22.220
What happened at Dragon?

04:47:22.220 --> 04:47:23.220
What happened?

04:47:23.220 --> 04:47:24.060
What happened at Dragon?

04:47:24.060 --> 04:47:24.900
We just had it.

04:47:24.900 --> 04:47:28.740
There's two of us there. What happened? Yeah, so Jinxy we're one of League of Legends

04:47:28.740 --> 04:47:34.100
We're one of League of Legends always prepare to be disappointed right so that's the thing

04:47:34.100 --> 04:47:36.500
It's like your team was on dragon you should have had it

04:47:36.500 --> 04:47:42.300
But you didn't but you should know that your team is so disgusting that it's like that's gonna be the case does that make sense?

04:47:42.380 --> 04:47:49.700
Okay, got it. Got it. Yes, sir. The thing is I like this actually because this is an opportunity for me to just one be nine here

04:47:49.700 --> 04:47:54.940
exactly yes it's like think of it this way Jinxie if you're in a if you're in

04:47:54.940 --> 04:47:59.140
like a kindergarten playground right and then you take a fuck ton of like of

04:47:59.140 --> 04:48:03.060
like energy drinks right and then you're ready to just beat this shit out of

04:48:03.060 --> 04:48:06.980
some random like I don't know third graders even if there's 40 of them would

04:48:06.980 --> 04:48:10.700
it matter to you or would you sub think that you could win I would still think

04:48:10.700 --> 04:48:17.380
that I could win because I'm the best exactly yes fight fight fight fight

04:48:17.380 --> 04:48:22.860
This is good keep fighting keep fighting. You're gonna have your trips in fight the only on the own. Yeah, you have to draw me

04:48:40.620 --> 04:48:42.620
So do you want me to put on some

04:48:42.620 --> 04:48:45.320
So I go to boycubs and I just get literally ganked again.

04:48:45.820 --> 04:48:50.520
No, don't go for the grubs. Go for the red, and then go red, Krugs, and to Raptors.

04:48:52.120 --> 04:48:56.020
We're down 10 kills in 8 minutes. I didn't know if I've ever seen this before.

04:48:57.420 --> 04:48:58.820
Yeah, it's looking lovely rough for sure.

04:48:58.820 --> 04:49:03.920
Their mid and top are duoed by the way. Yo, Kale, who cares? Coping piece of fucking garbage.

04:49:04.720 --> 04:49:08.320
God, I literally hate all of my teammates.

04:49:08.820 --> 04:49:11.120
Their mid and top are billowed by the way.

04:49:11.120 --> 04:49:13.360
Yeah bro, it's a fucking bronze lobby.

04:49:13.360 --> 04:49:14.860
Who cares, bro?

04:49:14.860 --> 04:49:16.860
They're duo dumbasses.

04:49:16.860 --> 04:49:19.360
You coping sack of fucking garbage.

04:49:19.360 --> 04:49:21.360
Please God never do this game again.

04:49:21.360 --> 04:49:22.360
Who cares?

04:49:22.360 --> 04:49:27.360
So, Jynxie, this is where you should tell your kale.

04:49:27.360 --> 04:49:29.360
I have a good duo for you.

04:49:29.360 --> 04:49:31.360
It's called the rope and chair.

04:49:31.360 --> 04:49:33.360
No, no, no, no, no.

04:49:33.360 --> 04:49:35.360
Okay, no, end game. End game.

04:49:35.360 --> 04:49:38.860
Okay, so now you're gonna look for the wrappers.

04:49:38.860 --> 04:49:40.860
After the Raptors, we're gonna look on the Kroggs, okay?

04:49:47.860 --> 04:49:51.860
Wait, wait, kill the last Raptor, kill the last Raptor. Kill it! No, it's there!

04:49:54.860 --> 04:49:57.860
Hold on, my Kale's getting literally finger blasted again.

04:49:58.860 --> 04:50:03.860
Like, I don't understand. Just sit under the turret and hit the minions. You useless piece of fucking garbage.

04:50:03.860 --> 04:50:08.900
garbage like a job job job job job job job job job job job job job go for killing

04:50:08.900 --> 04:50:13.220
him go for killing him fuck it don't worry I'll say all right press w yes no

04:50:13.220 --> 04:50:17.100
don't leave with art don't leave with art I want you to be in and hold Q

04:50:17.100 --> 04:50:23.700
flash pit yes hold Q good okay now keep fighting good now smite you just

04:50:23.700 --> 04:50:25.860
might

04:50:27.940 --> 04:50:33.100
okay okay so now jinx I'm gonna tell you something right now right and when I

04:50:33.100 --> 04:50:36.860
I say this you're never gonna forget it ever again. There's a reason why I didn't tell you are you ready? Oh

04:50:38.060 --> 04:50:40.060
He's in the stream. Oh, no, right?

04:50:40.940 --> 04:50:43.100
So Jinxie Jinxie

04:50:44.140 --> 04:50:46.260
In your inventory, what do you see in there?

04:50:48.020 --> 04:50:53.740
Bar box a crab that flame later flame later look in your inventory. What what do you walk to crab?

04:50:53.740 --> 04:50:56.340
What's a rob? What do you see in your item a hot bar?

04:50:59.860 --> 04:51:03.020
My oh my god, where you didn't tell me to chew though

04:51:03.100 --> 04:51:08.540
In here the moment I forget she told me to chill man. I would kill but no because the thing is that mean not telling you to

04:51:08.540 --> 04:51:13.580
To is now gonna make it so you never forget to use it because you're always gonna remember that you could have got to

04:51:13.580 --> 04:51:16.300
Not kill and you probably just lost your team the game because you didn't do it

04:51:19.980 --> 04:51:23.980
It's like there's a reason why it didn't do you got me yeah

04:51:27.060 --> 04:51:29.060
You care wall weak

04:51:29.060 --> 04:51:33.800
Okay, so after this you're gonna look on the ground. Look on the ground chair

04:51:34.380 --> 04:51:39.520
Bro, I feel like this game is still winnable because even though like my team is literally like the most

04:51:39.900 --> 04:51:45.300
Disgusting human beings that I've ever roamed the planet. I still think the other team is probably also so bad

04:51:45.300 --> 04:51:47.300
It's gonna inch it all back to us

04:51:49.180 --> 04:51:55.960
True actually actually true because that's the thing it's like think of it like this, right if you

04:51:55.960 --> 04:52:02.880
You give a homeless man a thousand dollars, do you think he's going to invest it?

04:52:02.880 --> 04:52:07.120
Um, how is he going to do that?

04:52:07.120 --> 04:52:13.440
Exactly, and it's the same with people using their gold gain in league to win games, because

04:52:13.440 --> 04:52:19.440
at this elo, people might 1v9, but if they do most of the time it's by accident.

04:52:19.440 --> 04:52:20.440
I see.

04:52:20.440 --> 04:52:21.440
Yeah.

04:52:21.440 --> 04:52:22.440
Okay, got it.

04:52:22.440 --> 04:52:26.960
I'm like, you see how you're already starting to use your Q or your Q?

04:52:26.960 --> 04:52:28.760
Like you're actually learning here.

04:52:28.760 --> 04:52:29.760
Yep.

04:52:29.760 --> 04:52:38.000
So now you're going to play on the Krugs and after Krugs, I want to look on the dragon.

04:52:38.000 --> 04:52:39.000
Look on the dragon.

04:52:39.000 --> 04:52:43.120
That Kale's 0 and 5.

04:52:43.120 --> 04:52:47.560
I can't wait to literally report the fuck out of this loser.

04:52:47.560 --> 04:52:52.120
Back up, back up.

04:52:52.120 --> 04:52:53.120
You don't want to fight this.

04:52:55.120 --> 04:52:57.120
No, if I anything, you're going to R away.

04:52:57.120 --> 04:52:58.620
Actually, R, no, R, no.

04:52:58.620 --> 04:53:00.120
Walk out to him and R now.

04:53:00.620 --> 04:53:03.120
W and an R. If you W, it gives you more R range.

04:53:03.120 --> 04:53:04.120
R?

04:53:04.120 --> 04:53:05.620
Yes!

04:53:05.620 --> 04:53:07.620
Hold Q. Hold Q. Get it?

04:53:07.620 --> 04:53:09.620
Okay, so now fight the Chis on an E.

04:53:14.620 --> 04:53:16.620
Alright, but see what I mean, they're in to get back.

04:53:16.620 --> 04:53:18.120
Yes, exactly.

04:53:18.120 --> 04:53:20.120
Kill the Sotus. Kill the Sotus. Kill the Sotus.

04:53:20.120 --> 04:53:21.120
Nice.

04:53:21.120 --> 04:53:23.120
I think I think it's

04:53:23.120 --> 04:53:25.120
Kale

04:53:25.120 --> 04:53:27.120
bad

04:53:27.120 --> 04:53:29.120
yone

04:53:29.120 --> 04:53:31.120
No, I want to hear something crazy

04:53:31.120 --> 04:53:33.120
So buy

04:53:33.120 --> 04:53:35.120
Buy your a bork. Do you want to hear something crazy?

04:53:35.120 --> 04:53:37.120
Yeah, what's up?

04:53:37.120 --> 04:53:39.120
So you said you're holding tab in that enemy yone is 8 an hour?

04:53:39.120 --> 04:53:41.120
Yeah

04:53:41.120 --> 04:53:43.120
Mood of things yone is bad

04:53:43.120 --> 04:53:45.120
One second

04:53:45.120 --> 04:53:47.120
I think I'm gonna kill him

04:53:47.120 --> 04:53:49.120
I think I'm gonna kill him

04:53:49.120 --> 04:53:56.120
One second.

04:53:56.120 --> 04:53:59.120
I mean, what a disgusting piece of shit.

04:53:59.120 --> 04:54:01.120
Alright, go for your blue first.

04:54:01.120 --> 04:54:04.120
Remember, whenever you're gonna go for the folk here, you saw your blue first.

04:54:04.120 --> 04:54:05.120
You're blue.

04:54:05.120 --> 04:54:06.120
Blue.

04:54:06.120 --> 04:54:07.120
Blue.

04:54:07.120 --> 04:54:08.120
Blue.

04:54:08.120 --> 04:54:09.120
You always saw in the Bob Jinksie.

04:54:09.120 --> 04:54:10.120
Always.

04:54:10.120 --> 04:54:13.120
Why did my Kayle have to feed the Yone though?

04:54:13.120 --> 04:54:14.120
I still understand.

04:54:14.120 --> 04:54:15.120
Why?

04:54:15.120 --> 04:54:16.120
Isn't Yone a mid laner?

04:54:16.120 --> 04:54:18.120
Like, what the fuck is even happening?

04:54:18.120 --> 04:54:26.040
happening. Yeah, mid laner and top laner. Well the thing is that most mid laners can

04:54:26.040 --> 04:54:40.120
play top. You're gonna have to run away, you're gonna have to run away. God I hate this fucking

04:54:40.120 --> 04:54:44.960
game, oh my fucking god. Kale feeds the yoan because Kale is literally fucking infant and

04:54:44.960 --> 04:54:49.520
now the yon just kills all of us oh my god this game is so fucking dog shit oh

04:54:49.520 --> 04:54:52.560
my god this game is so fucking dog shit

04:54:52.560 --> 04:54:59.080
Kale peeps the yonim and the yonim kills all of us oh my god Kale oh my god

04:54:59.080 --> 04:55:04.000
you know sometimes when I'm playing League I just I really wish like I just wasn't streaming man

04:55:04.000 --> 04:55:06.000
HAHAHAHA

04:55:06.000 --> 04:55:08.000
YOU'LL KILL EUROPEANS OF SHIT

04:55:10.000 --> 04:55:12.000
JINXIE, let me ask you a question

04:55:14.000 --> 04:55:16.000
JINXIE, let me ask you a question

04:55:16.000 --> 04:55:18.000
your transformation is almost complete

04:55:18.000 --> 04:55:20.000
does this kale

04:55:20.000 --> 04:55:22.000
would this person be better off dead

04:55:22.000 --> 04:55:24.000
or alive?

04:55:24.000 --> 04:55:26.000
bro, like dude

04:55:26.000 --> 04:55:28.000
I can't even answer that

04:55:28.000 --> 04:55:30.000
I'm not gonna say yes

04:55:30.000 --> 04:55:32.000
and I'm not gonna say no

04:55:32.000 --> 04:55:37.720
I know what you're in. So it's like now that shows me that your metamorphosis is currently underway

04:55:37.840 --> 04:55:42.280
But there's gonna come a day one day Jain see when it's like you're gonna scream back at me

04:55:42.360 --> 04:55:45.280
They're better off dead and I'll make sure it happens

04:55:46.880 --> 04:55:52.600
Dude, I just got a question mark ping by my teammate like I this is what I'm talking about

04:55:53.280 --> 04:55:56.720
This iron piece of literal garbage is pegging me

04:55:57.360 --> 04:56:00.680
So now listen you're gonna look for the rafters. I'm on your drone med

04:56:02.000 --> 04:56:08.600
Cuz you're probably gonna have to look for a play here, but drunk drunk. I don't want you to engage you have to wait

04:56:13.400 --> 04:56:15.400
Jones legendary oh

04:56:16.400 --> 04:56:19.080
Kale oh my fucking god Kale. Oh my god

04:56:19.680 --> 04:56:25.560
This fucking Kale this mother fucking Kale man. Oh my god. Don't stand on now

04:56:26.760 --> 04:56:28.760
Kale I literally

04:56:28.760 --> 04:56:35.440
just want to surrender I need to save time today so I'm not even kidding I

04:56:35.440 --> 04:56:39.320
actually don't even I don't I think if I was to win faker in my position this

04:56:39.320 --> 04:56:44.920
game you lose I'm not kidding if I locked into your calm right now I was

04:57:14.920 --> 04:57:16.920
kill please

04:57:18.080 --> 04:57:21.960
Jinx that one in the top the good news this air kills about to get a turret

04:57:22.200 --> 04:57:26.960
What do I want to get some kills chase chase them chase them chase them

04:57:29.640 --> 04:57:31.640
Chase us

04:57:31.640 --> 04:57:36.640
Oh, what are you saying, man?

04:57:36.640 --> 04:57:39.640
What the fuck are you saying, man?

04:57:39.640 --> 04:57:42.640
Like, I'm trying to get bronze, dude.

04:57:42.640 --> 04:57:44.640
You're like chasing me into a coffin.

04:57:44.640 --> 04:57:46.640
Chase what, bro?

04:57:46.640 --> 04:57:47.640
Chase what?

04:57:47.640 --> 04:57:49.640
I just got Riley reading.

04:57:55.640 --> 04:57:57.640
Are you laughing over there, dipshit?

04:57:57.640 --> 04:57:59.640
Fucking laughing.

04:57:59.640 --> 04:58:05.040
Jinx he stopped feeding. Yo I don't know if you were like dropped on your head 20 times

04:58:05.040 --> 04:58:10.600
a child. I literally am only going negative because I died to the fat young three times

04:58:10.600 --> 04:58:22.040
and I'm just behind. If young just literally wasn't fat I would not be going 2 and 7.

04:58:22.040 --> 04:58:24.120
Do you want me to hear something really fucked up?

04:58:24.120 --> 04:58:25.120
What?

04:58:25.120 --> 04:58:27.200
High-vives is your kill of this game.

04:58:27.200 --> 04:58:31.200
Yeah, right. If highbibes is like, is there a way to like, clean kill your teammates?

04:58:31.200 --> 04:58:33.200
Well, no, then I'm dead man.

04:58:33.200 --> 04:58:37.200
I wouldn't start attacking his characters, literally, but then I would surprise them all.

04:58:38.200 --> 04:58:42.200
Okay, so Sun, Jinxy, this is how you're gonna win. Take this little portal.

04:58:42.200 --> 04:58:44.200
Walk to, okay, no one.

04:58:44.200 --> 04:58:47.200
Yeah, walk to that portal. Walk to that portal and right click it.

04:58:48.200 --> 04:58:50.200
There's still might be a way to come back.

04:58:50.200 --> 04:58:53.200
Now I'm wanting to check out their red buff and then also check out their Krugs.

04:58:53.200 --> 04:58:56.200
Alright man, lock in, bro, you're still locked in.

04:58:57.200 --> 04:58:59.700
What over the wall? Over this wall? To see the crugs?

04:59:05.700 --> 04:59:06.200
Okay?

04:59:06.500 --> 04:59:09.000
So now get these crugs and afterwards I'll need to recall.

04:59:09.300 --> 04:59:09.800
Okay.

04:59:12.800 --> 04:59:16.200
Why is Ash putting question marks? You know, Ash, like, I'll beat the shit out of me.

04:59:16.300 --> 04:59:17.800
In-game, in-game.

04:59:18.600 --> 04:59:21.400
In-game. I will literally fucking knock your fucking people.

04:59:21.600 --> 04:59:22.500
Why are you pinging me?

04:59:23.000 --> 04:59:24.500
You're literally an iron piece of-

04:59:24.500 --> 04:59:26.600
Okay, buy the red boots. Buy the red boots.

04:59:27.200 --> 04:59:37.200
I hate this fucking game so fucking much.

04:59:37.200 --> 04:59:38.200
Okay, Jengzee.

04:59:38.200 --> 04:59:39.200
So, here's what you're gonna do.

04:59:39.200 --> 04:59:41.200
I want you to back up, back up a bit.

04:59:41.200 --> 04:59:43.200
You need to wait for your team on your teamwalks up.

04:59:43.200 --> 04:59:46.200
That's when you're gonna fight.

04:59:46.200 --> 04:59:50.200
Is there a way if you could just like throw tail in the oncoming traffic?

04:59:50.200 --> 04:59:52.200
Okay, I'll just go in and die like you've done all games.

04:59:52.200 --> 04:59:54.200
You can play a refrag or something.

04:59:54.200 --> 04:59:55.200
Make yourself useful.

04:59:55.200 --> 05:00:00.200
useful. Then this time if you die, we can actually train a useful stack of fussing garbage.

05:00:00.200 --> 05:00:05.200
Okay, so like, now I'm wanting to go in, go in, go in.

05:00:05.200 --> 05:00:06.200
Wait, Pussy?

05:00:06.200 --> 05:00:08.200
Wait, no, bad!

05:00:08.200 --> 05:00:14.200
So, Yonkis, how are you ironed with this guy?

05:00:14.200 --> 05:00:21.200
Yeah, so Yonash has like two teleports and like three dashes.

05:00:21.200 --> 05:00:28.640
Slash all chat don't forget to report Kale on your way out

05:00:30.600 --> 05:00:32.600
Both teams

05:00:33.240 --> 05:00:37.900
So no one ever experiences this again

05:00:38.760 --> 05:00:42.420
Okay, again, I tell you something crazy. We're gonna hate me for saying it what?

05:00:43.600 --> 05:00:45.600
Your kill might actually carry this game

05:00:45.600 --> 05:00:52.200
What do you mean, carry what?

05:00:52.200 --> 05:00:59.720
Because Kale's their champion where it's like, imagine if Ninja got a note taker chain.

05:00:59.720 --> 05:01:02.760
No, think of it like this, okay?

05:01:02.760 --> 05:01:07.320
Kale is like a champion where the second she gets to level 16, she's literally the strongest

05:01:07.320 --> 05:01:09.080
champion in the entire game.

05:01:09.080 --> 05:01:14.600
So as a result, all you need is for her to get three more levels and you just insolent.

05:01:14.600 --> 05:01:26.020
I guess we're jinxing this what we need to do okay I want you to go talk to

05:01:26.020 --> 05:01:31.960
about folk here I lose I'm like don't forget you're too

05:01:31.960 --> 05:01:33.960
Run away run away run away

05:01:36.960 --> 05:01:38.960
Flash way, flash way, flash way

05:01:38.960 --> 05:01:39.960
Flash way

05:01:47.960 --> 05:01:50.960
Okay, unironically it's not that bad

05:01:51.960 --> 05:01:54.960
How is it not that bad? This is like Armageddon

05:01:54.960 --> 05:01:57.960
Like I actually don't even know if it can get worse than this

05:01:57.960 --> 05:01:59.960
This is literally hell

05:01:59.960 --> 05:02:07.000
hell this is hell this is as bad as it gets it's actually never been worse than this

05:02:08.120 --> 05:02:13.480
what what about this is not that bad well the thing with this is janksy because uh i'm not gonna

05:02:13.480 --> 05:02:21.880
say okay so all i'm gonna say okay so some so listen what we're gonna do now is i want to

05:02:21.880 --> 05:02:31.880
just run med and I want you to look for a med fight just walk you need to walk

05:02:31.880 --> 05:02:35.480
back and forwards like you're thrusting

05:02:38.120 --> 05:02:42.880
get back back back because you want to walk out of the brand's range right

05:02:42.880 --> 05:02:44.880
That's what it is

05:02:48.420 --> 05:02:52.800
Why are you laughing? Oh, I'm not trying to stream League for 75 hours

05:02:54.640 --> 05:02:59.880
You see someone said fanboy giving advice to jump jump

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Okay, anyways, my bad. Okay, so now this we're gonna do what walk on your turd with your kill with your kill

05:03:11.580 --> 05:03:15.180
And I'll look for fights you have both up. I want you to go in on this

05:03:15.660 --> 05:03:19.520
Yes, no, I just got a whole queue whole queue. All right, this is good

05:03:19.520 --> 05:03:24.260
So no jinx where you're gonna want to do is I want you to actually take the red buff and then after the red buff

05:03:24.260 --> 05:03:28.860
You're gonna go for the dragon. All right, let's go fucking back. So fucking back. We're so fucking back

05:03:31.100 --> 05:03:33.100
No, you actually want to shit go to the

05:03:34.660 --> 05:03:37.420
Yeah, so I saw so then after dragon go

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Good no dragon

05:03:41.580 --> 05:03:43.580
We're still fucking back, we're still fucking back.

05:03:43.580 --> 05:03:47.580
Okay, so now you literally just put on this, I wanted a whole tab.

05:03:47.580 --> 05:03:49.580
How many dragons does the enemy team have versus you?

05:03:49.580 --> 05:03:52.580
Okay, so you're denying soul with this, you need this dragon.

05:03:52.580 --> 05:03:57.580
So remember, you're gonna be 1400 damage smite, and you're gonna take it, okay?

05:04:00.580 --> 05:04:05.580
Use your Q. Press 2. Press 2. Come on, Jynx, you have more abilities nowadays.

05:04:05.580 --> 05:04:07.580
You gotta make sure you're using them.

05:04:07.580 --> 05:04:13.320
It's might hold Q

05:04:16.380 --> 05:04:23.320
Okay, so now listen your kale is the level 15 though all we need is for her to get 16 and then you win

05:04:24.020 --> 05:04:26.020
Why at 16 does Kale win?

05:04:26.540 --> 05:04:28.540
Because she gets a level 3 ultimate

05:04:31.060 --> 05:04:37.160
Her level 3 ultimate gives her like 50% one could even say that kale scales

05:04:37.580 --> 05:04:44.940
with those fucking genius yep wait jingsy nobody's ever saw them people

05:04:44.940 --> 05:04:57.900
this is fine as long as kill doesn't die this is fine oh okay you clear the

05:04:57.900 --> 05:05:00.900
minion wave the minion wave the minion wave you just hit the minion wave as

05:05:00.900 --> 05:05:04.460
long as you kill the minions you win swipe that one minion that one minion over

05:05:04.460 --> 05:05:23.340
like there's a fucking firing squad man what yeah in the in-depth gap I saw

05:05:23.340 --> 05:05:32.140
where you're gonna type there yeah but I stopped myself okay I'm ironically not

05:05:32.140 --> 05:05:40.300
not bad. Okay, what is not bad? The Kale fed the Yoh top lane, fed him, and then the

05:05:40.300 --> 05:05:47.780
Yoh had his way with my ass. What's not bad? Listen, it could be worse. You could be Muda.

05:05:47.780 --> 05:05:55.380
He has a 46% on Wraith. God, I really hope everybody reported Kale. So, James, listen,

05:05:55.380 --> 05:05:58.540
this is what we're going to do, okay? I want you to press play again and queue up. While

05:05:58.540 --> 05:06:02.980
you're doing that open up mooder stream if he's winning you instantly close it if

05:06:02.980 --> 05:06:08.900
he's losing then you just instantly we watch while you're in queue okay because

05:06:08.900 --> 05:06:15.220
remember we need to hate watch while we're in queue he's he's he's winning

05:06:15.220 --> 05:06:20.260
close out close out wait wait wait let's see if he wins this fight yeah close

05:06:20.260 --> 05:06:24.760
out don't don't watch this we don't watch this okay so now play again and then

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Thank you all.

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Look, on the bright side, we only lost 17 RP, so we gained 23, we lose 17.

05:06:35.700 --> 05:06:40.500
If we have a 50% or 1% edge, we gain about 6 LP every hour.

05:06:40.500 --> 05:06:44.500
Yeah, we're going to be here for 48 hours, so we need to go on a winning streak.

05:06:44.500 --> 05:06:46.000
Might be well, bro.

05:06:46.000 --> 05:06:49.520
I'm telling you, you're only about like four wins away.

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If you get four wins, you're gone.

05:06:52.260 --> 05:06:57.260
Jeff, I understand it's funny to be all demonic and oh,

05:06:57.820 --> 05:07:00.100
two and 11 Kevin, two and 11 Kevin.

05:07:00.100 --> 05:07:01.980
Here, Jeff, here's my actual stats.

05:07:01.980 --> 05:07:04.100
We don't have an inting piece of shit on my team.

05:07:04.100 --> 05:07:08.540
Okay, 18 and five, 11 assists, high SCS in the lobby.

05:07:08.540 --> 05:07:11.620
15 and three, four assists, high SCS in the lobby.

05:07:11.620 --> 05:07:14.780
Six and one, seven assists, 170 CS.

05:07:14.780 --> 05:07:18.020
When I go two and 11, it's because Kale goes O and six

05:07:18.020 --> 05:07:19.300
and then feeds the Yone,

05:07:19.300 --> 05:07:21.780
and then the Yone has his way with my ass.

05:07:21.780 --> 05:07:27.220
If Kale just sat under the tower and didn't show off his 49 IQ, we would have won the game.

05:07:27.220 --> 05:07:31.780
But because Kale was not capable of just sitting behind the tower, we all lose.

05:07:32.660 --> 05:07:34.980
You guys understand that, right? I don't actually go negative.

05:07:34.980 --> 05:07:38.180
I carry the every living fuck out of my team.

05:07:38.180 --> 05:07:41.780
The last three games I played, I have been the sole reason why I win.

05:07:41.780 --> 05:07:42.980
Every fucking time.

05:07:42.980 --> 05:07:46.900
I'm a brawn on the calves after Kyrie Irving got injured.

05:07:46.900 --> 05:07:47.860
Literally, that's me.

05:07:48.420 --> 05:07:51.300
All my teammates have to do is be carryable.

05:07:51.300 --> 05:07:54.100
If they are carriable, we will win.

05:07:54.100 --> 05:07:58.400
But if they go 0 and 6 in the 9 minutes, yes, that's a real stat.

05:07:58.400 --> 05:07:59.400
9 minutes.

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If they go 0 and 6 in 9 minutes, we will not win, ever.

05:08:07.300 --> 05:08:09.200
Janksy, do you want to hear what someone said?

05:08:09.200 --> 05:08:09.700
What?

05:08:11.400 --> 05:08:13.200
Move the viewbotting.

05:08:13.200 --> 05:08:15.700
Only he could cheat streaming.

05:08:17.600 --> 05:08:18.700
Easy viewbotting.

05:08:21.300 --> 05:08:23.300
I

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Okay

05:09:05.860 --> 05:09:07.860
Yeah, just earn a sure off we don't want to watch

05:09:07.860 --> 05:09:09.860
I

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Said I'm not getting off to a bronze and I'm not so I mean I need to lock it

05:09:22.580 --> 05:09:30.260
All right, I'm not gonna stream for 75 hours. Okay. I think a lot. Okay, so I'm gonna get three marathons in the next month

05:09:30.260 --> 05:09:33.220
Bro, this is not gonna turn into a wall pole. What do you mean three marathons?

05:09:33.220 --> 05:09:40.900
I'm doing a hardcore Minecraft marathon. I'm doing a the last of us part one and two marathon and I'm doing a Lego Batman marathon

05:09:40.900 --> 05:09:42.900
Which is a punishment for those?

05:09:43.820 --> 05:09:45.820
But what do you mean most is punishing you?

05:09:46.860 --> 05:09:53.340
Why'd you smile when you said that you sick commensurate fuck? No, like I lost a wager to most bro. I lost a wager

05:09:53.340 --> 05:09:55.340
I'm not getting punished in my ass

05:09:55.500 --> 05:10:00.460
Wait, so you tell me that you lost a wager instead of wanting money. He wanted you to play Lego Batman

05:10:00.460 --> 05:10:07.460
Yes, he said 36 hours, but I'm playing till completion, so I have 3 marathons for the

05:10:07.460 --> 05:10:12.460
next month, and if this turns into a 4, I might actually kill myself, MGTI.

05:10:12.460 --> 05:10:16.460
What if this stream ends up blasting so long they can't even do the Minecraft run with

05:10:16.460 --> 05:10:17.460
Ron?

05:10:17.460 --> 05:10:22.220
Well, if this stream ends up literally taking 6 days to get Ron's, then I'm better off just

05:10:22.220 --> 05:10:23.220
not being alive.

05:10:23.220 --> 05:10:28.260
Wait, no, we actually need to lock in Bro, because I only have 4 days left.

05:10:28.260 --> 05:10:29.260
So what?

05:10:29.260 --> 05:10:32.760
Till our fucking bed ends, don't you remember?

05:10:32.760 --> 05:10:35.260
Exactly, yes, exactly.

05:10:35.260 --> 05:10:39.260
Yo, should I end on YouTube so we can listen to music?

05:10:41.260 --> 05:10:42.260
Or no.

05:10:42.260 --> 05:10:44.260
Or video, or leave it.

05:10:44.260 --> 05:10:45.260
What do you want to do?

05:10:45.260 --> 05:10:47.260
Leave it for now.

05:10:47.260 --> 05:10:50.260
I think what we do is to end on YouTube when you're like one minute away.

05:10:50.260 --> 05:10:52.260
Okay, got it, got it, got it.

05:10:52.260 --> 05:10:54.260
How many wins away am I from bronze?

05:10:54.260 --> 05:10:56.260
Or is it better to not even ask that question right now?

05:10:56.260 --> 05:10:58.260
Right now you're only four.

05:10:59.260 --> 05:11:01.660
What do you mean? I'm 4 wins away from bronze?

05:11:01.660 --> 05:11:03.660
Yes, 34.

05:11:03.660 --> 05:11:05.660
Wallahi?

05:11:05.660 --> 05:11:07.660
Dude, Wallahi, yes.

05:11:07.660 --> 05:11:09.660
Wait, on your mother's life, I'm 4 wins away.

05:11:09.660 --> 05:11:11.660
Yes, on my mother's life.

05:11:11.660 --> 05:11:13.660
Why am I only 4 wins? That's nothing.

05:11:13.660 --> 05:11:19.660
Jinkse, I hope you know your YouTube chat is just one guy spamming the same letter over and over again.

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Is it a 7?

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It's a W.

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I

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Hope you know your entire YouTube chat is just

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Okay poker I barely even know her no don't end what why W. Don test L L

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This is like historic Germany

05:11:45.660 --> 05:11:48.100
Lol, so what is one of the rest?

05:11:48.100 --> 05:11:53.540
I think it's they're saying that it's like your YouTube chat is just a press

05:11:53.540 --> 05:11:58.620
Thank you just randomly and and then they're just like left funding for

05:11:58.620 --> 05:12:06.660
themselves wait so I'm gonna need four wins away from broad yep bro I can keep

05:12:06.660 --> 05:12:13.620
this like bro come on like yes you can actually do it genuinely yes it's a

05:12:13.620 --> 05:12:15.620
100% possible

05:12:18.860 --> 05:12:24.060
Yep well for you yes because oh my god your plus 23 LP and right now you have nine LP

05:12:24.100 --> 05:12:28.340
So yeah, if you win four in a row, maybe only five would probably four

05:12:31.580 --> 05:12:33.220
Okay, so this are gonna be here, okay

05:12:33.220 --> 05:12:38.460
You're gonna play for the top to bot poke here, then afterwards we're gonna look for either a bot play or we're gonna look for cover

05:12:38.460 --> 05:12:39.780
Okay

05:12:39.780 --> 05:12:44.420
Hey, it's already off to a better start than last game because last game Kale was already dead, so this is good

05:12:45.140 --> 05:12:46.420
true

05:12:46.420 --> 05:12:51.100
That literal piece of fucking human garbage, please never touch this game again

05:12:51.620 --> 05:12:58.160
So James don't ask your question game where you can actually burn somebody's entire my day to ruins like single-handedly

05:12:58.420 --> 05:13:01.340
Like someone's so master pressure your day, so you know what I'm talking about

05:13:01.580 --> 05:13:07.120
If the only way for you to ensure that that kill never gone your team again is for that kill to die

05:13:07.120 --> 05:13:08.120
Why?

05:13:08.120 --> 05:13:09.560
Would you take that deal?

05:13:09.560 --> 05:13:12.240
Bro, I already told you, man.

05:13:12.240 --> 05:13:19.040
Um, I'm not gonna say yes and I'm not gonna say no.

05:13:19.040 --> 05:13:20.840
So imagine it's a secret vote.

05:13:20.840 --> 05:13:31.840
Which one would you vote for?

05:13:31.840 --> 05:13:41.840
Okay, so what we're gonna do now is you're gonna look for the blue into the grump.

05:13:41.840 --> 05:13:43.840
Got it.

05:13:43.840 --> 05:13:51.840
Okay, so you're gonna do blue grump and then after this you're gonna go for the crab.

05:13:51.840 --> 05:13:55.840
Okay, got it.

05:13:55.840 --> 05:14:04.420
well it's like I got dog shit team number two what's happening bro again just

05:14:04.420 --> 05:14:08.120
make yourself carryable and I will carry well like what is happening wait I'll

05:14:08.120 --> 05:14:12.760
listen it just get killed spot this is free I want you to run shade bot here

05:14:12.760 --> 05:14:23.800
okay go first so it bought oh you can play this he's invisible just chase him

05:14:23.800 --> 05:14:25.800
I'm in the whole queue!

05:14:25.800 --> 05:14:29.800
Oh, no, on the shake-o, the shake-o, the shake-o!

05:14:30.800 --> 05:14:33.800
Yo useless team, walk up!

05:14:34.800 --> 05:14:35.800
Walk up!

05:14:36.800 --> 05:14:37.800
Walk up!

05:14:38.800 --> 05:14:39.800
Walk up!

05:14:39.800 --> 05:14:57.720
Okay, Jhin see if you were to focus shake it up that entire time you would have won

05:14:57.720 --> 05:15:00.800
So you need to remember because he's one foot tall and he was level two

05:15:00.800 --> 05:15:04.280
Sorry, I focus because he's one foot tall and he's level two

05:15:04.280 --> 05:15:06.280
Sorry for being a human being and thinking

05:15:06.280 --> 05:15:09.360
Well, he was played free, so it's like...

05:15:09.360 --> 05:15:12.280
Yeah, but he's level 2 and he's one foot tall. I thought I would literally two shot him.

05:15:12.280 --> 05:15:15.280
I don't know if Timo was made out of metal, I guess.

05:15:22.280 --> 05:15:25.280
Readword shaco just said in all chat.

05:15:26.280 --> 05:15:32.280
Nice! Nice! Now, watch your raptors. Watch your raptors, raptors. Don't go for the stop kill.

05:15:32.280 --> 05:15:35.280
Jinxly, press Z and read where he said in chat.

05:15:36.280 --> 05:15:38.280
Get fucked, Baldy.

05:15:38.280 --> 05:15:39.280
Oh!

05:15:39.280 --> 05:15:40.280
Yo!

05:15:40.280 --> 05:15:41.280
Drew Levin!

05:15:41.280 --> 05:15:42.280
Got somebody for ya!

05:15:42.280 --> 05:15:43.280
Drew Levin, I got one!

05:15:43.280 --> 05:15:44.280
Drew Levin!

05:15:44.280 --> 05:15:45.280
Wake up!

05:15:45.280 --> 05:15:48.280
I got one for ya!

05:15:48.280 --> 05:15:49.280
Cool.

05:15:49.280 --> 05:15:52.280
Stream sniping piece of human garbage.

05:15:52.280 --> 05:15:55.280
Okay, Sosan, that's what we're gonna do, okay?

05:15:55.280 --> 05:15:57.280
You're gonna look for the raptors.

05:15:57.280 --> 05:15:59.280
After the raptors, you're gonna clear your bot side.

05:15:59.280 --> 05:16:03.280
Because even though we stream sniping, you still have delay, right?

05:16:03.280 --> 05:16:04.280
Yeah.

05:16:04.280 --> 05:16:15.120
I'm gonna do five push-ups for every death you have today. I'm gonna be Mr. Olympia

05:16:15.120 --> 05:16:19.000
Months, ah, ban this guy. It's 5-0 on the kill counter as well

05:16:19.000 --> 05:16:26.320
So another worthless team. Oh my fucking god. I actually got un-live myself in GBA

05:16:26.320 --> 05:16:30.320
jingsy akings so scale can they just sit by in the tower

05:16:30.320 --> 05:16:37.320
okay so listen this we're gonna do okay

05:16:37.320 --> 05:16:41.040
you're gonna look for the gromp and then after the gromp we're gonna see if we

05:16:41.040 --> 05:16:46.320
can look for a bot tower okay so I want you to draw number jargon right now

05:16:46.320 --> 05:16:52.320
so now we have two options

05:16:52.320 --> 05:16:56.320
Option one is we can...

05:16:58.320 --> 05:17:01.320
Yep, so here's what we can do is we can look for the dragon.

05:17:01.320 --> 05:17:04.320
Now the only problem with the dragon is that they can test it.

05:17:04.320 --> 05:17:07.320
So I want you to auto it and then walk back. You need to walk back.

05:17:07.320 --> 05:17:10.320
Drag the dragon out. Your team needs to be with you.

05:17:10.320 --> 05:17:14.320
If you're...no, no, no. You need to back off. Just back off. Back off.

05:17:15.320 --> 05:17:17.320
Yeah, just one way. Just one way.

05:17:17.320 --> 05:17:20.320
Hey, if you go for this, you're gonna die. I'm telling you right now.

05:17:22.320 --> 05:17:30.880
Alright, so here's where you're going to do this, you're going to just buy your items,

05:17:30.880 --> 05:17:34.300
Tiamat, there you go, play the Rengar, killing Boots, whatever, and then after you're going

05:17:34.300 --> 05:17:36.560
to look for the Red buff.

05:17:36.560 --> 05:17:40.200
So Red buff talks about Folk here, and then you're going to be good.

05:17:40.200 --> 05:17:43.680
What did Muta say in my chat?

05:17:43.680 --> 05:17:52.160
He said, you're so ass, lol, lol, lol, did he actually type that?

05:17:52.160 --> 05:17:54.160
Yeah

05:17:56.860 --> 05:17:58.860
What do you have to say to him?

05:18:09.360 --> 05:18:13.180
Yep, and guess what when you hit bronze you don't rank mooters can be

05:18:14.060 --> 05:18:18.340
I agree. Exactly. That motherfucker's getting demoted. That's what matters

05:18:18.340 --> 05:18:24.340
Okay, so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna look on the wrappers

05:18:27.340 --> 05:18:29.740
Just look for the wrappers and afterwards if you can look mid

05:18:35.740 --> 05:18:38.580
So here what you're gonna do is you're gonna look for the top cap

05:18:39.100 --> 05:18:41.980
You know look for the top cap top cap top cap top cap. Yep

05:18:42.340 --> 05:18:46.620
Because the thing is that a shakeout just called the dragon so it means that you get the crab

05:18:46.620 --> 05:18:48.620
I think it also made his topside

05:18:52.620 --> 05:18:58.140
Yes, you need to enter both of his cheeks and just start sliding in and out of there like you're a burger

05:18:58.660 --> 05:19:00.900
So take his blue buff. Yes

05:19:02.060 --> 05:19:05.740
I want you to ward over this wall press 4 over the wall so you can see he's coming

05:19:06.180 --> 05:19:08.140
They're fighting fighting fighting fighting. I

05:19:08.620 --> 05:19:10.620
Olted him and then I oh

05:19:11.660 --> 05:19:13.660
Okay, wow

05:19:16.620 --> 05:19:18.620
Okay, yeah, keep on

05:19:18.620 --> 05:19:20.620
Keep on going, NO!

05:19:20.620 --> 05:19:24.620
I don't know which one is him, bro. Like, what type of demonic shit is this?

05:19:24.620 --> 05:19:28.620
I ulted him and then I ulted it away. Like, what type of demonic fucking bullshit is that?

05:19:28.620 --> 05:19:30.620
Well, no, you missed your ult.

05:19:30.620 --> 05:19:32.620
Yo shh.

05:19:32.620 --> 05:19:34.620
There's two shake-ups? There's two shake-ups?

05:19:34.620 --> 05:19:36.620
Two shake-ups.

05:19:38.620 --> 05:19:40.620
Yes.

05:19:40.620 --> 05:19:44.620
I know that. How do I know which one's him? Is there a way to know or is it just guessing?

05:19:44.620 --> 05:19:49.040
there for example the thing is that you had your red buff on right your red buff

05:19:49.040 --> 05:19:53.560
on the real one so the second to pop up you know that the one with the red buff

05:19:53.560 --> 05:19:55.480
on it is a real one

05:19:55.480 --> 05:19:58.020
but I don't get him to buff there I got the buff at least right

05:19:58.020 --> 05:20:01.920
no you didn't you lost it too

05:20:01.920 --> 05:20:04.120
okay so what you're gonna do now is you're gonna play for the blue and then

05:20:04.120 --> 05:20:11.680
afterwards you're gonna clear the rest of your bot side okay

05:20:11.680 --> 05:20:13.780
still one of the right hooks

05:20:13.780 --> 05:20:18.160
yeah easily

05:20:18.160 --> 05:20:25.160
so why don't you look for the wolves after?

05:20:25.400 --> 05:20:29.060
so you're gonna go wolves and after wolves I'm gonna want you to look on your

05:20:29.060 --> 05:20:30.720
crugs into raptors

05:20:30.720 --> 05:20:33.720
then you can look on the botcrap

05:20:39.560 --> 05:20:41.160
what is that? no way

05:20:41.160 --> 05:20:42.200
what is that?

05:20:42.200 --> 05:20:45.640
Oh, that, I don't know why. Sometimes my mouse randomly makes noises.

05:20:46.640 --> 05:20:49.120
Okay, Krugs, Krugs, no Raptors, Krugs.

05:20:53.200 --> 05:20:53.960
Shaco's here.

05:20:54.840 --> 05:20:56.680
Well, it's a good thing you're gonna fucking kill him, man.

05:20:57.400 --> 05:20:59.680
Press W, press W and chase him, press W and chase.

05:21:00.120 --> 05:21:01.120
Press W, W.

05:21:01.360 --> 05:21:02.920
Alright, now just follow the blood trail.

05:21:03.480 --> 05:21:03.980
R?

05:21:05.920 --> 05:21:06.720
Chase it first.

05:21:07.080 --> 05:21:07.760
R? R?

05:21:08.720 --> 05:21:10.520
If you get in range now, now you get one.

05:21:10.520 --> 05:21:12.520
What are you saying?

05:21:12.520 --> 05:21:14.520
What are you saying?

05:21:14.520 --> 05:21:16.520
Just let me farm!

05:21:16.520 --> 05:21:18.520
The fuck!

05:21:18.520 --> 05:21:20.520
Running into three people, coach!

05:21:20.520 --> 05:21:22.520
The fuck!

05:21:22.520 --> 05:21:24.520
Okay listen, to be fair,

05:21:24.520 --> 05:21:26.520
to be fair,

05:21:26.520 --> 05:21:28.520
I genuinely did not know

05:21:28.520 --> 05:21:30.520
that the Zed was there either.

05:21:30.520 --> 05:21:32.520
Like, I thought that it would have just been

05:21:32.520 --> 05:21:34.520
the uh, the shaker.

05:21:34.520 --> 05:21:36.520
How are you challenging her?

05:21:36.520 --> 05:21:38.520
How are you challenging her?

05:21:38.520 --> 05:21:43.520
This is IRON!

05:21:43.520 --> 05:21:51.720
Okay, listen, listen, tensions are running high, right?

05:21:51.720 --> 05:21:56.320
I know it's a bit aggravating, it's a bit annoying, but we can still get this run easily.

05:21:56.320 --> 05:21:58.480
We just need to walk it in right now, okay?

05:21:58.480 --> 05:22:00.440
So what we're going to do is we're going to go for the wrappers.

05:22:00.440 --> 05:22:03.560
After the wrappers, I'm going to want to drone mid and bot, because how we're going to win

05:22:03.560 --> 05:22:06.680
this is we're going to have to find like weird kills, okay?

05:22:06.680 --> 05:22:09.680
So you're going to take these wrappers here and then I'm going to drone bot while you're clearing this.

05:22:09.680 --> 05:22:12.680
Bot, bot, bot, bot, bot, not mid.

05:22:12.680 --> 05:22:14.680
Okay, so after this you're going to run straight bot.

05:22:14.680 --> 05:22:16.680
We're going to see if we're going to have to find a kill on the team now.

05:22:16.680 --> 05:22:18.680
Your ult is up in like 30 seconds.

05:22:18.680 --> 05:22:22.680
So as long as we can actually look for a play around there, it could work.

05:22:22.680 --> 05:22:23.680
Now go for the bot crab.

05:22:23.680 --> 05:22:24.680
Bot crab is up.

05:22:24.680 --> 05:22:26.680
We know bot crab is up.

05:22:26.680 --> 05:22:30.680
So the reason why we know bot crab is up is because if we look at the rivers, right,

05:22:30.680 --> 05:22:32.680
it's like that's the only place where there's anything.

05:22:32.680 --> 05:22:33.680
So now Shaco just got this.

05:22:33.680 --> 05:22:34.680
We know Shaco's bot side.

05:22:34.680 --> 05:22:38.200
outside so now go for your grom you do not want to chase us

05:22:38.200 --> 05:22:43.080
now we're not chasing because if we chase

05:22:43.080 --> 05:22:45.480
now we're not chasing

05:22:45.480 --> 05:22:48.480
DINSEE FOOL GUYS

05:22:52.480 --> 05:22:54.000
alright so now drone bot

05:22:54.000 --> 05:22:57.000
drone bot again drone bot again

05:22:57.000 --> 05:23:01.680
ok you can go for this so you're gonna look for the wolves

05:23:01.680 --> 05:23:08.680
you're gonna go bulbs and then red

05:23:09.320 --> 05:23:12.840
so you're gonna play bulbs red and then after the red what you're gonna do is

05:23:12.840 --> 05:23:15.280
we're gonna see if you can look on the dragon

05:23:15.280 --> 05:23:18.360
you're only missing a little bit of gold for your blizzard and king so once you

05:23:18.360 --> 05:23:21.320
get that it's gonna be good items like this

05:23:21.320 --> 05:23:22.840
i want to join med

05:23:22.840 --> 05:23:27.040
join med

05:23:27.040 --> 05:23:31.560
okay walk med walk med walk med now now now now now med med med now now now

05:23:31.560 --> 05:23:33.320
Okay, you're gonna go for the Zed chair.

05:23:33.320 --> 05:23:35.040
The Zed, do not lead with R.

05:23:35.040 --> 05:23:36.760
Should hold Q first.

05:23:36.760 --> 05:23:37.920
R, R now, R now.

05:23:38.760 --> 05:23:39.600
Good.

05:23:39.600 --> 05:23:40.440
Okay, nice.

05:23:40.440 --> 05:23:42.320
Now take the cannon, take the wave, take the wave.

05:23:42.320 --> 05:23:43.920
Make sure you're pressing your Q.

05:23:45.120 --> 05:23:47.440
Why would I take the fucking wave?

05:23:47.440 --> 05:23:50.280
What the fuck is going on?

05:23:50.280 --> 05:23:51.520
Well, are you inting on purpose?

05:23:51.520 --> 05:23:53.080
Like, are you actually inting on purpose?

05:23:53.080 --> 05:23:53.920
Are you fucking inting on purpose?

05:23:53.920 --> 05:23:54.760
No, I'm not.

05:23:54.760 --> 05:23:55.600
I'm not.

05:23:55.600 --> 05:23:56.440
What the fuck is going on?

05:23:56.440 --> 05:23:58.120
And I broke my camera.

05:23:58.120 --> 05:23:59.200
Take the wave.

05:23:59.200 --> 05:24:01.000
What the fuck are you saying?

05:24:01.000 --> 05:24:03.720
This is overdone with full health shake on front of me and I'm half health

05:24:05.560 --> 05:24:07.080
Take what wave

05:24:07.680 --> 05:24:09.240
What wave

05:24:10.040 --> 05:24:11.080
Okay, Jynxy

05:24:11.360 --> 05:24:13.200
My god

05:24:14.200 --> 05:24:16.160
The fuck is wrong with your brain

05:24:17.280 --> 05:24:18.840
Better fucking ignore you man

05:24:19.240 --> 05:24:20.520
God damn it

05:24:22.040 --> 05:24:22.920
What wave

05:24:23.360 --> 05:24:24.000
What

05:24:26.080 --> 05:24:26.960
Holy shit

05:24:26.960 --> 05:24:28.160
I'm just gonna do my own thing bro

05:24:28.160 --> 05:24:28.680
Fuck

05:24:29.360 --> 05:24:30.480
Oh my god

05:24:31.000 --> 05:24:37.420
Listen, your team has done 15 kills. The thing is that they're inting for cannonweb, it's unironically not even that bad.

05:24:37.420 --> 05:24:41.420
Because you getting any resources at all can help you kill later, right?

05:24:41.420 --> 05:24:45.920
So now what I want you to do is I want you to look for the Krugs, and after Krugs you're gonna look on the wrappers.

05:24:46.920 --> 05:24:52.520
So you're gonna go Krugs wrappers. We saw that Shaco's buff, so what you could also do is you could maybe head to the stop site.

05:24:52.520 --> 05:24:55.620
Now I'm gonna assume that the stop site's gone, so it's not actually that great of a play.

05:24:55.620 --> 05:24:58.900
What do I do when Shaco turns into two people? Can you explain that?

05:24:58.900 --> 05:25:00.400
The fuck do I do?

05:25:00.400 --> 05:25:01.400
You die.

05:25:01.400 --> 05:25:02.400
Okay.

05:25:02.400 --> 05:25:03.400
Alright.

05:25:03.400 --> 05:25:07.120
So now what you're going to do is you're going to walk through this little passage to your

05:25:07.120 --> 05:25:09.280
left over here and you're going to gank inside.

05:25:09.280 --> 05:25:14.680
Follow the bloodshed, press W, press W, press W, press W, there you go and I'll fight him.

05:25:14.680 --> 05:25:17.160
Hold Q, hold Q, there you go, good.

05:25:17.160 --> 05:25:19.320
Out of attack, out of attack, out of attack.

05:25:19.320 --> 05:25:20.480
There you go, that's good.

05:25:20.480 --> 05:25:23.000
So now what you're going to have to do is you're going to get two run boots and you're

05:25:23.000 --> 05:25:25.080
going to start building your plated steel caps.

05:25:25.080 --> 05:25:26.080
Okay.

05:25:26.080 --> 05:25:27.080
Good.

05:25:27.080 --> 05:25:28.080
Good.

05:25:28.080 --> 05:25:40.480
Okay, so now how it's going to work is you're going to respawn instantly upon respawning.

05:25:40.480 --> 05:25:43.160
You're going to look for the blue and then you're going to full clear your bot side,

05:25:43.160 --> 05:25:44.160
okay?

05:25:44.160 --> 05:25:47.920
The next objective coming up is a Herald in about 20 seconds, but we can all really look

05:25:47.920 --> 05:25:53.920
for that here.

05:25:53.920 --> 05:26:03.720
So you're gonna look for this here to the bot side and then afterwards I'm actually

05:26:03.720 --> 05:26:08.640
wanting to go wolves and then gromp so don't do gromp of soup of strom of strom and then

05:26:08.640 --> 05:26:12.320
after this we're gonna walk off and we're gonna see if we can have her Klan for a kill

05:26:12.320 --> 05:26:13.320
on someone.

05:26:13.320 --> 05:26:17.320
My camera's broken. Yeah, my camera's broken.

05:26:17.320 --> 05:26:19.320
It's okay, we'll deal with it after the game.

05:26:19.320 --> 05:26:21.320
Camera's fucking broken, man.

05:26:23.320 --> 05:26:24.320
Okay.

05:26:24.320 --> 05:26:28.320
So here, I want you to play for the Gromp, and then after this, I want you to start drawing a bot.

05:26:28.320 --> 05:26:30.320
Drawing a bot, let's see what's going on here.

05:26:33.320 --> 05:26:35.320
Okay, so still in this bush, don't walk out of it.

05:26:37.320 --> 05:26:40.320
Back up. You do not want to fight this, just shake it with your K.L.E.

05:26:40.320 --> 05:26:46.600
you, Bob backup backup backup. Wait what, why is he allowed to go- what is this character,

05:26:46.600 --> 05:26:54.340
bro? What is this? Bushing him, BUSH BUSH! What is- what, he's not getting hit? What the-

05:26:54.340 --> 05:26:58.000
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright man, I don't know if this is like a

05:26:58.000 --> 05:27:04.200
prank or what's happening? Why does Shaco avoid all damage? What is that? What the fuck is

05:27:04.200 --> 05:27:08.480
that? Catch me if you can! Yo, Trudelevin, I swear to God please beam this guy! Oh,

05:27:08.480 --> 05:27:11.400
Oh my fucking god, Drew Levin, literally beam this fucking guy.

05:27:11.400 --> 05:27:13.480
Please god fucking beam him, Drew.

05:27:13.480 --> 05:27:15.160
Oh my fucking god.

05:27:15.160 --> 05:27:17.160
Oh my fucking god.

05:27:17.160 --> 05:27:19.240
Why does Shaco not take damage?

05:27:19.240 --> 05:27:21.400
Why the fuck does Shaco not take damage?

05:27:21.400 --> 05:27:22.240
Why?

05:27:22.240 --> 05:27:23.440
I'm so confused.

05:27:23.440 --> 05:27:24.840
Why does Shaco not take damage?

05:27:24.840 --> 05:27:25.440
No, no, no.

05:27:25.440 --> 05:27:26.480
You're going to explain it.

05:27:26.480 --> 05:27:27.160
Why?

05:27:27.160 --> 05:27:28.120
Why is he uninnable?

05:27:28.120 --> 05:27:30.760
I flashed, I ulted him, nothing happened.

05:27:30.760 --> 05:27:32.920
I flashed him to help you, nothing happened.

05:27:32.920 --> 05:27:35.880
What the fuck is this character?

05:27:35.880 --> 05:27:36.720
OK.

05:27:36.720 --> 05:27:38.120
So you missed your ult.

05:27:38.120 --> 05:27:39.320
And then Teemo blinded you.

05:27:39.320 --> 05:27:40.200
I bit him with my ult.

05:27:40.200 --> 05:27:42.360
I ulted on him and he went invisible.

05:27:42.360 --> 05:27:44.160
You're literally like an iron off the pack for him.

05:27:44.160 --> 05:27:45.240
What are you saying?

05:27:45.240 --> 05:27:48.280
I ulted him and I went through his body.

05:27:48.280 --> 05:27:50.560
Are you fucking blind or what, man?

05:27:50.560 --> 05:27:51.400
I ulted him.

05:27:51.400 --> 05:27:52.680
He just went through him.

05:27:52.680 --> 05:27:53.840
I tapped him and clicked R.

05:27:53.840 --> 05:27:54.840
I blinded him!

05:27:59.040 --> 05:28:01.600
The Teemo blinded you!

05:28:01.600 --> 05:28:05.840
Now do you want to win or do you want to win?

05:28:05.840 --> 05:28:06.920
Fuck!

05:28:06.920 --> 05:28:09.920
This game is winnable, go do the Herald, NOOOOO!

05:28:11.620 --> 05:28:13.420
GOD, DARE IT!

05:28:13.420 --> 05:28:15.920
Sorry guys, I didn't know Teemo could blind me, I'm sorry.

05:28:17.220 --> 05:28:18.220
Get this, now.

05:28:19.220 --> 05:28:20.920
So you're gonna take the Herald now.

05:28:21.120 --> 05:28:22.920
Now, I'm fucking pissed.

05:28:23.120 --> 05:28:24.620
So you're gonna get this Herald here.

05:28:24.720 --> 05:28:25.720
Shaco is mid.

05:28:25.820 --> 05:28:28.720
You're gonna have to smite it at 1400, make sure that you hit the I.

05:28:29.520 --> 05:28:34.420
The enemy Shaco just died, so you might even be able to look on the enemy top side here.

05:28:36.920 --> 05:28:41.420
Now take the eye, take the eye, TAKE THE EYE!

05:28:41.420 --> 05:28:42.920
FUUUUCK!

05:28:42.920 --> 05:28:45.920
And now go to his top side, his top side.

05:28:49.420 --> 05:28:51.420
Alright, now go for the Gromp.

05:28:55.420 --> 05:29:00.420
You're gonna take the Gromp here, and then after this, you're gonna recall.

05:29:00.420 --> 05:29:02.920
You don't wanna go for the wolves because he could kill you on it.

05:29:02.920 --> 05:29:04.920
Now drone over mid and bot.

05:29:04.920 --> 05:29:10.920
Right click here to the Titanic. There you go. Now go bot. I want you to go bot. You're going bot here.

05:29:10.920 --> 05:29:14.920
Your team is all looking for play on bot side, so you're going to mash where your team is.

05:29:16.920 --> 05:29:19.920
Okay, walk through the jungle. See if you can maybe look towards mid.

05:29:19.920 --> 05:29:23.920
At this point, I just thought you were looking for opportunities.

05:29:23.920 --> 05:29:28.920
So now walk mid. Mid, mid, mid. The Kai'Sa is going all in. You need to kill her. Go.

05:29:28.920 --> 05:29:31.920
hold Q on her

05:29:31.920 --> 05:29:37.120
okay good so now Zed is Zed go to the dragon the dragon the dragon

05:29:37.120 --> 05:29:40.480
the dragon god damn it

05:29:40.480 --> 05:29:44.680
fucking listen

05:29:44.680 --> 05:29:47.920
so you're gonna get this dragon here okay I think the buff crab is up

05:29:47.920 --> 05:29:51.000
if the crab is up take the crab then drag now start pinging the dragon

05:29:51.000 --> 05:29:56.040
hold tab for a second I need to see how many dragons the teams have

05:29:56.040 --> 05:30:02.940
They have two Jags you need to get this if you want to win remember your smite is a thousand four hundred if anybody's can a contest

05:30:03.040 --> 05:30:07.560
It's only gonna be the shakeout. He's gonna contest it. You need to smite out a thousand four hundred

05:30:08.600 --> 05:30:12.820
There you go good, so now he's in there kill him kill him kill him there you go kill him

05:30:14.200 --> 05:30:20.120
Nice there fucking cocksucker reset right now. We said right now. You're gonna go to kill the Mundo in base

05:30:20.120 --> 05:30:32.560
by the satanic hydra now walk straight up fight the mando fight the mando

05:30:32.560 --> 05:30:39.120
right you didn't hope q's not in your run away actually wait no no keep fighting your

05:30:39.120 --> 05:30:45.120
q's up in a second keep fighting keep fighting keep fighting keep fighting keep fighting

05:30:45.120 --> 05:30:47.700
okay

05:30:47.700 --> 05:30:50.900
to the the men in wait for

05:30:50.900 --> 05:30:53.060
holy are

05:30:53.060 --> 05:30:54.280
you don't chase

05:30:54.280 --> 05:30:57.460
so now i want to do is chase a bunch of them out which is a bunch of them

05:30:57.460 --> 05:30:59.340
is your team is in position

05:30:59.340 --> 05:31:06.340
i want it out

05:31:07.020 --> 05:31:13.620
so what we're gonna do now is you're gonna go to the top of the book okay

05:31:13.620 --> 05:31:18.620
no it's fine

05:31:18.620 --> 05:31:20.120
just do what needs to be done

05:31:20.120 --> 05:31:21.340
so shaco's right there

05:31:21.340 --> 05:31:23.620
see if you can turn on the shaco

05:31:23.620 --> 05:31:24.900
go back on the red

05:31:24.900 --> 05:31:27.300
so you're only going to go for the shaco if he walks up here

05:31:27.300 --> 05:31:30.060
so now what you're going to do is you're going to go for the the wrappers

05:31:30.060 --> 05:31:32.540
wrappers

05:31:32.540 --> 05:31:35.100
and then after this you're going to look for the bot side clear

05:31:35.100 --> 05:31:38.100
so you're going to finish these wrappers finish them finish them

05:31:38.100 --> 05:31:39.700
finish them auto

05:31:39.700 --> 05:31:41.460
okay

05:31:41.460 --> 05:31:43.460
and now you're going to go for the wolves

05:31:45.460 --> 05:31:47.460
okay wolves wolves wolves wolves

05:31:50.260 --> 05:31:52.260
so now i'm wanting to uh

05:31:52.260 --> 05:31:53.460
you know we can't look for anything there

05:31:53.460 --> 05:31:56.100
they might go for the barn if they do it it is sort of this we can't fight it

05:31:56.100 --> 05:31:58.260
so now go for the blue and then after go for the gromp

05:32:02.500 --> 05:32:06.260
dragon's up in the uh skullcrab is up in about 25 seconds that's what we're gonna want to play

05:32:06.260 --> 05:32:17.900
over here. Gromp. Gromp! Gromp! Gromp! Fuuuuck! You need to listen to the pun. If the call

05:32:17.900 --> 05:32:23.740
is blue into gromp, and then you can look for the crab, and the crab has 20 seconds,

05:32:23.740 --> 05:32:28.660
then you should automatically register it's the next play. Focus. So now look for this

05:32:28.660 --> 05:32:33.700
crab. It's fun. It's still an okay play to make. So you're going to take this crab and

05:32:33.700 --> 05:32:39.460
after you're going to go bot. After this you're instantly running bot. Instantly running bot.

05:32:39.460 --> 05:32:44.180
Now, now, now. The Mundo, the Mundo, the Mundo. Kill Frankenstein. Follow the bot,

05:32:44.180 --> 05:32:53.620
son. Follow the bot trail. Follow it. Just auto the turret, auto the turret, auto the turret.

05:32:53.620 --> 05:32:59.620
Push this wave and then go for the next turret. See if the Kroggs are up. If the Kroggs are up,

05:32:59.620 --> 05:33:04.820
you take them, cheery, cheery, right cheery, the Krugs. Okay, go for the Krugs, the Krugs.

05:33:04.820 --> 05:33:09.860
Ah, actually go for the Mononau, go for the Mononau. Yep. Nice, good. Now hit the turret,

05:33:09.860 --> 05:33:14.220
the turret, the turret. Back up, let the minion wave tank your tanking right now. And then

05:33:14.220 --> 05:33:17.300
I want you to queue the minions while you're walking. Ah, I should know, go for this, this

05:33:17.300 --> 05:33:22.860
one. So go for the Krugs and afterwards you're gonna recall. I want you to hold tab after

05:33:22.860 --> 05:33:28.100
you recall, hold tab, hold tab. So now I'm assessing damage types. Enemy team is mostly

05:33:28.100 --> 05:33:31.580
physical damage we're gonna want to buy armor so you're gonna buy death's dance

05:33:31.580 --> 05:33:37.620
second one all right now go top top top team all is overextending follow him I

05:33:37.620 --> 05:33:41.180
want you to be inside his whole stingsy like it's fucking Christmas morning and

05:33:41.180 --> 05:33:45.220
you just got fucking hand deliver that little fucker do you understand me

05:33:45.220 --> 05:33:55.020
yes chase it chase it chase it now you're gonna eat now you know and then

05:33:55.020 --> 05:33:59.260
you're gonna hold Q and then you're gonna recast 3. That's fine. Back up. Now go for the

05:33:59.260 --> 05:34:07.220
Krugs. Krugs into, ah no, enemy Gromp, enemy Gromp, enemy Gromp, enemy Gromp. Because

05:34:07.220 --> 05:34:11.100
now you want to play with your team. Okay now go to Kalin, go to Kalin. Because it's

05:34:11.100 --> 05:34:17.340
about playing where your team is, right? No Slard hanging? You have to look on the sky

05:34:17.340 --> 05:34:19.340
I saw

05:34:19.860 --> 05:34:21.860
Go for the the Raptors

05:34:36.060 --> 05:34:38.580
Okay, so do you know what the problem that fight was

05:34:38.580 --> 05:34:48.160
1 of the champions has 5000 health and the other one has 2 and for some reason you decided

05:34:48.160 --> 05:34:57.740
that you were going to focus the guy with 5, why?

05:34:57.740 --> 05:35:07.880
So if you're iron, what did you say earlier about iron players?

05:35:07.880 --> 05:35:12.520
So what we're going to do now, Jengzee, is we're going to proceed with the game as if

05:35:12.520 --> 05:35:15.120
we have no ego and we're just listening.

05:35:15.120 --> 05:35:16.120
Do you understand me?

05:35:16.120 --> 05:35:17.120
Yes sir.

05:35:17.120 --> 05:35:18.120
What's the battle?

05:35:18.120 --> 05:35:22.120
I want to join the battle now, join the battle, join the battle.

05:35:22.120 --> 05:35:26.520
Now you're going to have to go for the dragon.

05:35:26.520 --> 05:35:29.360
Actually no, go to the battle, go to the battle again, because you're keeping this fighting

05:35:29.360 --> 05:35:32.680
so you can find some cleanup kills probably.

05:35:32.680 --> 05:35:33.680
Chase this.

05:35:33.680 --> 05:35:37.680
Alright, kill this guy.

05:35:37.680 --> 05:35:41.680
There you go, now go dragon. I want you crab them the dragon. This is good enough.

05:35:43.680 --> 05:35:45.680
This game is genuinely winnable, okay?

05:35:46.680 --> 05:35:47.680
Yes, sir.

05:35:48.680 --> 05:35:52.680
So now we're going to look for the dragon. After the dragon, we're going to be looking balling, okay?

05:35:54.680 --> 05:36:00.680
There is only one person. One person on the enemy team that is alive right now. It's Teemo.

05:36:00.680 --> 05:36:02.680
Shaker

05:36:02.680 --> 05:36:04.680
Shaker, no, it's not it's Timo

05:36:04.680 --> 05:36:08.680
Timo was pushing bot so I wanted to walk, walk to your drum, farm your drum

05:36:08.680 --> 05:36:11.680
Cause you're missing about maybe like 400 gold

05:36:11.680 --> 05:36:12.680
400 gold for death sands

05:36:12.680 --> 05:36:15.680
And I wanted to press W right now, just press it

05:36:15.680 --> 05:36:16.680
Press it?

05:36:16.680 --> 05:36:17.680
Okay, that's fine

05:36:17.680 --> 05:36:20.680
The reason why I told you to press W is because if Timo was in the area

05:36:20.680 --> 05:36:22.680
It would have revealed him, right?

05:36:22.680 --> 05:36:29.680
Yeah, farm, farm, farm, farm, farm, farm, farm, press P

05:36:30.680 --> 05:36:36.660
Farm this, yeah, you're not resetting until you have death stands, how much gold is that?

05:36:36.660 --> 05:36:40.300
Exactly, so we're not recalling until we have 1150.

05:36:40.300 --> 05:36:43.660
We're syncing our back timer with an item spike.

05:36:43.660 --> 05:36:47.180
That way we don't just waste our time.

05:36:47.180 --> 05:36:55.020
So you're going raptors and then after this, I'm going to look for the red.

05:36:55.020 --> 05:36:56.520
It's going to be red, then you're going to recall.

05:36:56.520 --> 05:36:58.520
We're gonna reclaw, we're gonna get them, that sounds.

05:37:07.520 --> 05:37:08.020
Alright.

05:37:11.520 --> 05:37:13.520
So now, run straight bot.

05:37:13.520 --> 05:37:14.020
Bot.

05:37:14.020 --> 05:37:14.520
Bot.

05:37:14.520 --> 05:37:15.020
Bot.

05:37:15.020 --> 05:37:15.520
Bot.

05:37:15.520 --> 05:37:16.020
Bot.

05:37:16.020 --> 05:37:16.520
Bot.

05:37:16.520 --> 05:37:17.020
Bot.

05:37:17.020 --> 05:37:17.520
Bot.

05:37:17.520 --> 05:37:18.520
I don't want you to ult him.

05:37:18.520 --> 05:37:21.520
I just want you to E him and hold Q and auto attack him.

05:37:24.020 --> 05:37:25.020
Nice, now press W.

05:37:25.020 --> 05:37:25.520
Good.

05:37:25.520 --> 05:37:33.020
okay there now you all it's good so now hold Q on him again hold Q you have to

05:37:33.020 --> 05:37:37.220
back up now so just clear the main lane clear the main lane

05:37:40.780 --> 05:37:46.420
so now what we're gonna do is you're gonna look for this boobab I wanted to

05:37:46.420 --> 05:37:49.900
smite it at a thousand four hundred and then you run away actually fight them

05:37:49.900 --> 05:37:55.020
under he has no he has no he has no fight E again good chase I wanted to

05:37:55.020 --> 05:38:02.540
hold Q hold it fucking hold it hold it hold it good there you go nice there you go

05:38:02.540 --> 05:38:09.380
snuff the Z goes in E MNQ E E now auto good

05:38:10.780 --> 05:38:16.340
it's okay it's okay listen that's your first death in a while sorry sir sorry

05:38:16.340 --> 05:38:19.940
about that sir no it's okay listen you're doing good now like now you're

05:38:19.940 --> 05:38:23.420
locked in this is what we needed like we were having a little bit too much fun

05:38:23.420 --> 05:38:29.740
Both me and you earlier, but now it's time to take this shit serious, right? We got a chud wig to mug. Do you understand?

05:38:29.740 --> 05:38:31.740
Yeah, yes, sir

05:38:31.820 --> 05:38:34.500
Okay, so I'm wanting to buy Ruby crystal

05:38:35.780 --> 05:38:37.420
What is that? Where is that?

05:38:37.420 --> 05:38:43.680
It's the thing for health. So I wanted to open a spread massage register. I click spread massage. That's gonna be your next time

05:38:43.680 --> 05:38:45.680
They buy

05:38:46.500 --> 05:38:49.600
So now what are you gonna do out of base we're gonna run and

05:38:49.600 --> 05:38:56.780
And we're gonna look bot. The reason why we're looking bot is because we saw Kai'Sa bot, so either bot or mid, but preferably bot.

05:39:01.380 --> 05:39:03.180
So now Jinxy.

05:39:03.180 --> 05:39:08.820
I'm gonna have to leave you alone for one or two minutes while I pick up the Uber Eats order, okay?

05:39:08.940 --> 05:39:13.480
So I'm trusting that you don't throw the game in the next one or two minutes. I'll be right back.

05:40:19.600 --> 05:40:21.880
literally ending the game

05:40:21.880 --> 05:40:22.760
okay nice he killed

05:40:22.760 --> 05:40:27.760
chase going on T1, just hold you on him

05:40:27.760 --> 05:40:34.760
fight, fight, okay?

05:40:34.760 --> 05:40:35.960
no, you're good, you're good

05:40:35.960 --> 05:40:39.880
from the, from the wrappers, enemy wrappers, enemy wrappers, enemy jung camps

05:40:39.880 --> 05:40:42.120
their shift for your shilling, enemy jung camps

05:40:42.120 --> 05:40:47.920
from this

05:40:47.920 --> 05:40:51.600
Okay, going on the kaisa, press W, W, W, W, W!

05:40:51.600 --> 05:40:54.000
Okay, you're gonna look for an R.

05:40:54.000 --> 05:40:54.840
Nice!

05:40:54.840 --> 05:40:56.220
Hold your Q, hold it.

05:41:00.120 --> 05:41:01.160
Good, there you go.

05:41:01.160 --> 05:41:02.360
Nice, all by dragon.

05:41:02.360 --> 05:41:03.920
Dragon is up, you're gonna look for the dragon.

05:41:03.920 --> 05:41:05.280
It's up in one second.

05:41:05.280 --> 05:41:06.680
We're playing on drag here.

05:41:10.920 --> 05:41:12.480
Good, they know, they know you're good.

05:41:12.480 --> 05:41:13.320
You don't even keep paying.

05:41:13.320 --> 05:41:14.160
It's okay.

05:41:14.160 --> 05:41:20.760
Okay, so here you're playing on this dragon now, let's go.

05:41:20.760 --> 05:41:26.760
Okay, that's fine, that's fine, kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him, kill

05:41:26.760 --> 05:41:27.760
him.

05:41:27.760 --> 05:41:29.760
Just go for down here, go for down here.

05:41:29.760 --> 05:41:30.760
They're good, good!

05:41:30.760 --> 05:41:33.760
Now you can get Baron, now it's Baron for free.

05:41:33.760 --> 05:41:37.520
So you lost the dragon, but you get the Baron, this is good, so I'm paying Baron, yes.

05:41:37.520 --> 05:41:42.360
But I want you to push out the minion wave, the minion wave, the minion wave, mid, mid.

05:41:42.360 --> 05:41:46.900
Shut the minion wave mid and then your Baron. So now keep pinging Baron. Keep pinging Baron so your team knows what's up

05:41:47.460 --> 05:41:52.920
Take the wave and then after it's ping it. And now ping on top of your Kaelin on top of the Baron. On top of your Kaelin on top of the Baron

05:41:54.060 --> 05:41:56.940
Good. They understand. Now go for it. Now go for it. You're good

05:41:59.500 --> 05:42:01.500
No, no, no, no

05:42:01.940 --> 05:42:04.820
Just just be honest right now. Right now we need you on the Baron

05:42:05.620 --> 05:42:08.380
You're playing on a timer. Getting that Crab doesn't give you anything

05:42:12.360 --> 05:42:20.600
Okay, so now 1,400 you're gonna use your smite, okay?

05:42:20.600 --> 05:42:24.520
Okay, now recall, recall, recall, recall.

05:42:24.520 --> 05:42:28.760
Press P. You're gonna buy this bird massage?

05:42:28.760 --> 05:42:31.520
Good, and now just walk out of base.

05:42:31.520 --> 05:42:32.960
Now clear this minion wave top.

05:42:32.960 --> 05:42:35.560
I want you to just push top now, okay?

05:42:35.560 --> 05:42:37.680
Your only goal is gonna be pushing top.

05:42:37.680 --> 05:42:38.680
You're pushing top.

05:42:38.680 --> 05:42:42.320
You're a split pushing now, okay?

05:42:42.320 --> 05:42:49.320
push out another wavetop here, another wavetop

05:42:49.720 --> 05:42:53.720
i want to drone mid, drone mid while you're pushing, drone mid while you're pushing

05:42:53.720 --> 05:42:56.920
and you make sure our team isn't so losing us the game for no reason

05:42:56.920 --> 05:42:59.680
okay keep pushing top, keep pushing top, this is good

05:42:59.680 --> 05:43:00.880
our path is cleared

05:43:00.880 --> 05:43:02.480
keep pushing top

05:43:02.480 --> 05:43:04.760
yep, this is what we need right now

05:43:04.760 --> 05:43:07.200
we need jiddy in the side then, this is good

05:43:07.200 --> 05:43:10.840
now you're gonna recall, you're gonna recall now, recall now, recall now, recall now, recall now

05:43:10.840 --> 05:43:15.600
You're gonna walk straight bot, walk straight bot, nope.

05:43:15.600 --> 05:43:17.240
Now you're gonna have to focus the Teemo.

05:43:17.240 --> 05:43:20.040
You focus the Teemo, not the Mundo, the Teemo.

05:43:20.040 --> 05:43:25.040
Yes, yes, yes, E, E, E, E, E, good.

05:43:25.560 --> 05:43:27.640
Focus, keep going, yes, good.

05:43:27.640 --> 05:43:30.320
Good, bash on him in auto, please, good.

05:43:30.320 --> 05:43:32.760
Nice, now go for the Dr. Mundo, the Dr. Mundo.

05:43:32.760 --> 05:43:35.000
He's hitting your base, he's hitting your base.

05:43:35.000 --> 05:43:36.000
Get rid of the Mundo.

05:43:40.840 --> 05:43:48.740
nice okay so now where you're gonna do it you're gonna walk and you're gonna take

05:43:48.740 --> 05:43:51.340
your blue buff I want to take your blue buff and then I want you to start

05:43:51.340 --> 05:43:57.760
ping med that's your red bomb

05:43:58.260 --> 05:44:02.860
come on just come on just come on just come in just come in

05:44:02.860 --> 05:44:09.860
Shaco's gonna be here in a second okay that's fine all right now it's a bit

05:44:09.860 --> 05:44:16.300
hard it's a bit hard you're gonna have to look on your blue buff what you guys

05:44:16.300 --> 05:44:19.220
are looking good with the promise that the enemy team has an advantage on your

05:44:19.220 --> 05:44:22.420
base right now so that's what I'm worried about so I want to take this blue

05:44:22.420 --> 05:44:26.700
buff okay walkman walkman just walkman go man go man just try to brute force on

05:44:26.700 --> 05:44:30.940
the game we're gonna try to brute force on the game chair so jing see what we

05:44:30.940 --> 05:44:34.700
need it listen you need to give it your everything right now okay every single

05:44:34.700 --> 05:44:39.740
ounce of power in you you have to give it all

05:44:39.860 --> 05:44:43.860
Okay, so now look for this.

05:44:43.860 --> 05:44:48.860
Go in, go in, go in, go in!

05:44:48.860 --> 05:44:52.860
Whatever. E, E, E, E, E, dead.

05:44:52.860 --> 05:44:55.860
Keep fighting, keep fighting, keep fighting, good.

05:44:55.860 --> 05:44:57.860
Push him in and wait.

05:44:57.860 --> 05:45:00.860
Now hit the Nexus hurts, hit the turret, String C.

05:45:00.860 --> 05:45:04.860
The turret! No!

05:45:04.860 --> 05:45:06.860
The turret.

05:45:06.860 --> 05:45:13.860
okay you have to back up now back up just back up I'll tell you why aren't you going

05:45:13.860 --> 05:45:20.000
wait for me to go in right yep avoid hover team hover team hover team

05:45:20.000 --> 05:45:33.180
going on team I'm going on him hold Q back up back up okay James I want your

05:46:03.180 --> 05:46:11.700
okay so now open your shop open your shop shop okay right click on the

05:46:11.700 --> 05:46:17.100
starax gauge and then the elixir barn you know no no fuck it go to the drag go

05:46:17.100 --> 05:46:19.660
to the drag now drag now drag now drag now go to the drag go to the dragon

05:46:19.660 --> 05:46:24.020
stop hanging the dragon stop hanging we don't need bar now

05:46:25.580 --> 05:46:29.700
what a game bro oh my god what a game what a game yeah but I think they got

05:46:29.700 --> 05:46:38.480
this dragon here because you're dropping stats it's a bit rough oh thank god okay

05:46:38.480 --> 05:46:42.000
hit it and drag it out jing see like walk all the way to the edge all the way

05:46:42.000 --> 05:46:45.720
down in front of her because the shaco's tail said okay whatever just might have

05:46:45.720 --> 05:46:49.760
14 hundred one thousand four hundred you need to smite focus to drag just focus

05:46:49.760 --> 05:46:52.560
to drag focus to drag focus track thousand four hundred thousand four

05:46:52.560 --> 05:46:57.600
hundred yes okay keep going go for the set this

05:46:57.600 --> 05:46:59.600
The Zed! The Zed! The Zed!

05:47:03.220 --> 05:47:05.720
Okay, med! MED! MED!

05:47:05.720 --> 05:47:09.240
You won! You won! You won! You won! You won! You won! You won! You won! You won! You won! You won!

05:47:09.240 --> 05:47:11.240
This is good. Just go mad! Just go mad.

05:47:15.240 --> 05:47:17.240
Mundo's flying, but it doesn't matter.

05:47:17.240 --> 05:47:19.040
No, no, no. Just hit the turrets.

05:47:19.040 --> 05:47:22.560
You can see this is an only pixel 2.0 incident right now.

05:47:22.560 --> 05:47:23.620
Just hit the turrets.

05:47:23.620 --> 05:47:25.460
And you hit the turrets, you won the game.

05:47:25.460 --> 05:47:32.460
if you hit the end of it, the DEMOLICS! THE DEMOLICS! PLEASE!

05:47:32.460 --> 05:47:39.960
Jynxie, please, and then the Nexus. The Nexus. The Nexus. Just hit it. Press E. Press E.

05:47:39.960 --> 05:47:42.960
I want you to Q the Mundo and then just keep hitting the Nexus.

05:47:42.960 --> 05:47:46.960
Q the Mundo for killing and then keep hitting the Nexus. Oh no.

05:47:46.960 --> 05:47:49.960
Okay, you need to ult, ult, ult, okay.

05:47:49.960 --> 05:47:54.960
Now you have to press E. Press E. What is your cinch doing?

05:47:54.960 --> 05:47:56.960
Why is he just laughing?

05:47:56.960 --> 05:48:00.640
Oh my god, okay, Q, Q, YES, YES!

05:48:00.640 --> 05:48:04.600
Okay, go, go, go, you Q, Q, Q, okay, hit the Nexus,

05:48:04.600 --> 05:48:09.600
the Nexus, E, press E, E, E, E, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

05:48:22.400 --> 05:48:23.720
You're fine, you're fine.

05:48:24.960 --> 05:48:26.960
I think we lost.

05:48:26.960 --> 05:48:30.960
Jhin C. I'm going to tell you to look at me. Wait, I don't know. Look at the Nexus. Oh my God, wait.

05:48:30.960 --> 05:48:32.960
Oh no.

05:48:32.960 --> 05:48:34.960
And Ana has been slain.

05:48:34.960 --> 05:48:40.960
No, there's still a chance. There's still a chance. What do we do now?

05:48:40.960 --> 05:48:44.960
Open your shop. Open your shop.

05:48:46.960 --> 05:48:50.960
I want you to buy that Thornmail.

05:48:50.960 --> 05:48:54.960
and then you're going to get a look serve iron

05:48:54.960 --> 05:48:58.960
are they going baron? yep they're not going on you

05:48:58.960 --> 05:49:02.960
you're okay

05:49:02.960 --> 05:49:06.960
you do

05:49:06.960 --> 05:49:10.960
now you're going to walk mid, you're going to have to walk mid

05:49:10.960 --> 05:49:14.960
now start spam ping mid

05:49:14.960 --> 05:49:22.960
Okay, Joan Baron, Joan Baron, Joan Baron, Baron Baron, go to Baron, go to Baron right

05:49:22.960 --> 05:49:23.960
now, go to Baron right now.

05:49:23.960 --> 05:49:27.960
Press W, press W, press W, press W, press W, W so you get there faster, please.

05:49:27.960 --> 05:49:31.960
No, no, just chase, just go for this, go for this.

05:49:31.960 --> 05:49:32.960
Okay, turn.

05:49:32.960 --> 05:49:36.960
This is fun.

05:49:36.960 --> 05:49:37.960
Just go mid it.

05:49:37.960 --> 05:49:39.960
Joan on the cinch, Joan on the cinch.

05:49:39.960 --> 05:49:41.960
We need to see what's happening.

05:49:41.960 --> 05:49:42.960
Now go mid.

05:49:42.960 --> 05:49:48.680
okay do the barn do the barn do the barn with your team do the barn okay just

05:49:48.680 --> 05:49:52.520
just sit no you have to go now you have to go now

05:49:53.280 --> 05:49:58.040
okay I want you to recall

05:49:59.280 --> 05:50:02.680
no actually walk to your top inhibitor just walk to your top inhibitor and

05:50:02.680 --> 05:50:05.240
kill the minion wave

05:50:12.960 --> 05:50:23.120
Okay after this you're gonna walk me okay

05:50:23.120 --> 05:50:26.120
It's okay it's okay

05:50:26.120 --> 05:50:30.720
You're fine bro

05:50:30.720 --> 05:50:34.720
Go mid

05:50:34.720 --> 05:50:40.680
Yes just go mid mid mid mid mid

05:50:40.680 --> 05:50:45.420
something about which could've should've would've

05:50:45.420 --> 05:50:49.420
uh... walk back to base

05:50:49.420 --> 05:50:52.060
is not now it's cancer because the month of strike the back door if you kill

05:50:52.060 --> 05:50:54.380
them under the gas and get better

05:50:54.380 --> 05:50:58.820
go so bad

05:50:58.820 --> 05:51:00.860
it

05:51:00.860 --> 05:51:01.760
show

05:51:01.760 --> 05:51:04.540
we had recall just recall

05:51:04.540 --> 05:51:06.580
it's just such a fucking cancer game

05:51:06.580 --> 05:51:13.580
because like you need to respond to the mundo doing his cancer bullshit

05:51:15.740 --> 05:51:17.420
if he does it's huge okay now

05:51:17.420 --> 05:51:24.420
ping med yes now ping med

05:51:28.660 --> 05:51:31.660
you're okay

05:51:31.660 --> 05:51:37.660
The only batting that can happen is if you get in your own head.

05:51:37.660 --> 05:51:38.660
I want you to ward that bush.

05:51:38.660 --> 05:51:39.660
Ward that bush.

05:51:39.660 --> 05:51:40.660
The bush.

05:51:40.660 --> 05:51:41.660
Okay.

05:51:41.660 --> 05:51:42.660
Going, going, going, going, going.

05:51:42.660 --> 05:51:43.660
Yes?

05:51:43.660 --> 05:51:44.660
Yes?

05:51:44.660 --> 05:51:45.660
Yes?

05:51:45.660 --> 05:51:46.660
Good.

05:51:46.660 --> 05:51:47.660
This is good.

05:51:47.660 --> 05:51:48.660
Chase.

05:51:48.660 --> 05:51:49.660
Chase.

05:51:49.660 --> 05:51:50.660
Chase.

05:51:50.660 --> 05:51:51.660
What's you?

05:51:51.660 --> 05:51:52.660
This is good.

05:51:52.660 --> 05:51:53.660
This is good.

05:51:53.660 --> 05:51:54.660
Push him in.

05:51:54.660 --> 05:51:55.660
The wave.

05:51:55.660 --> 05:51:56.660
The wave.

05:51:56.660 --> 05:51:57.660
The wave.

05:51:57.660 --> 05:51:58.660
You get out!

05:51:58.660 --> 05:51:59.660
The wave!

05:51:59.660 --> 05:52:00.660
The wave!

05:52:00.660 --> 05:52:07.660
Go to the dragon, go to the dragon, you need the dragon soul, no, no, no, your team is going to fuck this up somehow, fuck them.

05:52:07.660 --> 05:52:09.660
I have a bad feeling about this game though.

05:52:09.660 --> 05:52:17.660
No, no, no, no, just shut up please, Jinxie. Right now you're psyching yourself out, do not do that shit, do not fucking do that shit.

05:52:17.660 --> 05:52:23.660
Imagine you're at war and you're saying, I don't think we're going to make it back in time. Just take the dragon and then instantly recall.

05:52:23.660 --> 05:52:25.660
That's what you have to do.

05:52:25.660 --> 05:52:31.260
It's fine. Just take the dragon and instantly recall, recall, recall, recall. You're good.

05:52:31.260 --> 05:52:34.660
You're fine. Don't worry about it, bro. You don't worry about it, bro.

05:52:34.660 --> 05:52:39.060
Jettie's in charge. Jettie's got his oil and he's in charge.

05:52:39.060 --> 05:52:41.660
Okay, no. Walk out of base. Just walk out of base.

05:52:41.660 --> 05:52:44.060
Go to the band. Go to the band. Go to the band.

05:52:44.060 --> 05:52:47.060
You gotta go on the list. It's fine. It doesn't matter. Go to the band.

05:52:55.660 --> 05:53:01.680
Back up, wait for your team, wait for your team.

05:53:01.680 --> 05:53:06.960
Start painting, take the red buff while you wait for them.

05:53:06.960 --> 05:53:12.560
Pin your A-Soul away, if your A-Soul is going to hit.

05:53:12.560 --> 05:53:15.520
Now, okay wait, that's all I want, do you think?

05:53:15.520 --> 05:53:22.520
Good, okay now go to the bar now, bar now, bar now, bar now, bar now, go on the side,

05:53:22.520 --> 05:53:25.520
on the side, on the side, on the side, yes, good, good.

05:53:25.520 --> 05:53:27.520
I

05:53:30.720 --> 05:53:34.160
Just start hitting the barons out in the baron now now now hit it just hit it

05:53:37.160 --> 05:53:40.440
I want you to see my name is Jiddy, and I'm large and in charge

05:53:43.160 --> 05:53:45.160
And now sir pretend to hump the air

05:53:48.120 --> 05:53:50.920
Okay, so now sell your thorn now sell your thorn now

05:53:51.600 --> 05:53:53.400
It's the last time you bought

05:53:53.400 --> 05:53:57.200
Yep, now by the Starex gate. Yep, and then by Elixir vine

05:53:59.400 --> 05:54:02.760
Thanks a lot. Yep, and I walkman and I'll just start spam ping it

05:54:11.760 --> 05:54:15.500
Okay, so what we need now you're gonna look for the

05:54:15.500 --> 05:54:26.620
keep pushing I wanted to press W and see if you look for an old play

05:54:27.500 --> 05:54:38.660
chase chase chase nice now back up this is good so go for the inhibitor

05:54:38.660 --> 05:54:43.300
good now push them midway push them it with stop deli down me for the love of

05:54:43.300 --> 05:54:45.300
Christ, okay good

05:54:46.340 --> 05:54:52.180
Now escort the minion wave this is fine. Do not walk up too far. You are going to die. Now go and now go and now go and now go

05:54:54.300 --> 05:55:01.540
Nice this is good. This is good. This is good. Hit the turret the team on the team on the team on yes. Yes. Yes. Yes

05:55:01.900 --> 05:55:03.220
Yes

05:55:03.220 --> 05:55:08.860
Now hit this press E press E and then you cue this at to this at to this at to this at

05:55:13.300 --> 05:55:20.560
Oh my god shaco you stream slapping putty bitch. Oh my unjaved balls

05:55:23.420 --> 05:55:28.100
Go it's fucking go man. I'm about to have a heart attack

05:55:31.780 --> 05:55:34.340
Shit 96,000 damage from the aurelia solo

05:55:35.620 --> 05:55:39.320
And you want to know what the best part about that game was Jinxie was that over an hour

05:55:40.620 --> 05:55:42.620
That was a 45 minute game

05:55:43.300 --> 05:55:49.740
What's up, that's the best part about that game is the fact that piece of shit Muda lost his game and you won

05:55:49.740 --> 05:55:55.020
So that's one game closer. Yep. Coach. I love you coach. You know what that felt like coach

05:55:55.460 --> 05:56:01.100
What that felt like rat of two e and you were the rat and I was the chef like that was awesome

05:56:03.020 --> 05:56:07.980
Yeah, that's cuz the thing is like listen you're two and six and I was feeling you losing the hopes

05:56:07.980 --> 05:56:10.900
I was like no listen. I got a fucking lock in right now

05:56:10.900 --> 05:56:14.580
You know, I mean like no more troll shit. I got a lock in for big jitty

05:56:16.460 --> 05:56:19.060
Wait, you're right now. You might be able to snap you down

05:56:19.660 --> 05:56:24.540
Chopin up. Chopin up. Oh my god. You might be to kill you. Oh my god, Jinxie

05:56:24.740 --> 05:56:30.200
You might be able to play against him if you choose to type him that would be the greatest thing ever

05:56:31.740 --> 05:56:33.740
Just ganking mood

05:56:33.740 --> 05:56:38.820
Go imagine. Oh my god. Just imagine how great that would be really quick. Okay

05:56:38.820 --> 05:56:42.360
Yeah, I've always seen six up the lobby though. Yes, I've always

05:56:44.660 --> 05:56:48.900
Oh, wait hold up, let me accept the lobby actually hi guys. I'm gonna accept the lobby before I go pee

05:56:49.740 --> 05:56:52.580
All right, so what three more wins for bronze three more three more

05:56:52.980 --> 05:57:00.180
Three more way bro three more way because I'm getting 23 round 32 LP. It's only three left, baby. It's three fucking

05:57:01.060 --> 05:57:03.260
Chat three wins. Oh my god

05:57:03.260 --> 05:57:08.980
three wins bro three wins y'all and then the real fucking climb begins bro

05:57:08.980 --> 05:57:13.820
imagine Jinxie imagine being able to say that you're climbing through bronze

05:57:13.820 --> 05:57:18.860
you're gonna be blowing past Kadim's peak bro wait what is Kadim peak bronze

05:57:18.860 --> 05:57:30.100
for I think like bronze to a bronze one coming man come on you might you might

05:57:30.100 --> 05:57:35.720
You might you might because the thing is that he's so enqueue wait you might hold on

05:57:37.000 --> 05:57:39.720
Did I get it? I'll tell you I'll tell you I'll tell you

05:57:40.240 --> 05:57:42.240
No, I got it. I'm gonna accept again

05:57:44.240 --> 05:57:47.160
Hold on wait, let's see

05:57:52.040 --> 05:57:54.040
That's how you

05:57:54.040 --> 05:58:02.520
Yep, those are wrong names.

05:58:02.520 --> 05:58:08.720
Oh, okay, so the thing is you actually can't snipe Muda because you got a 3-minute low

05:58:08.720 --> 05:58:09.720
priority queue.

05:58:09.720 --> 05:58:10.720
Let's go.

05:58:10.720 --> 05:58:11.720
What does that mean?

05:58:11.720 --> 05:58:12.720
What does that mean?

05:58:12.720 --> 05:58:16.320
So it means that he afk'd a game, survived, punished him, and they make it sudden.

05:58:16.320 --> 05:58:18.400
Now he has to spend like 3 more minutes in queue.

05:58:18.400 --> 05:58:19.400
Let's go.

05:58:19.400 --> 05:58:20.400
Alright, I'm going to go P. Can I P now?

05:58:20.400 --> 05:58:21.400
Do I have time?

05:58:21.400 --> 05:58:22.400
Coach?

05:58:22.400 --> 05:58:24.680
Yeah, but only if you think of me while you do it. All right

05:58:30.400 --> 05:58:34.060
Guys holy fuck if he wins this game

05:58:34.160 --> 05:58:38.540
Do you guys understand that he will be two wins away from bronze?

05:58:38.920 --> 05:58:43.680
Do you understand two wins away from bronze if he gets it done here?

05:58:43.760 --> 05:58:49.200
Like everyone thought that this would be a 12-hour stream. He could be getting this shit done tonight

05:58:49.200 --> 05:59:01.180
tonight tonight bro he's got this shit all right so let's see enemy locks and

05:59:01.180 --> 05:59:18.680
Morgana so big cancer deal with no no hi vice mastery yep oh no okay

05:59:18.680 --> 05:59:24.560
middle one middle one okay hi boys when you get the chance to change your

05:59:24.560 --> 05:59:27.700
runes again do it the middle one where it's like inspiration second there's a

05:59:27.700 --> 05:59:30.340
light blue one

05:59:35.960 --> 05:59:41.120
can you add Jinx's camera too though I'm gonna be honest I genuinely don't know

05:59:41.120 --> 05:59:43.360
how

05:59:43.360 --> 05:59:52.360
Okay, it is high-wise going to change the middle one or not?

05:59:52.360 --> 05:59:54.360
Oh no.

05:59:54.360 --> 05:59:58.360
Wait, is he going to be able to change it to the middle one?

05:59:58.360 --> 05:59:59.360
No.

05:59:59.360 --> 06:00:00.360
No!

06:00:00.360 --> 06:00:01.360
Okay, that's fine though.

06:00:01.360 --> 06:00:03.360
He can simply with domination.

06:00:03.360 --> 06:00:05.360
Oh my God!

06:00:05.360 --> 06:00:07.360
Clutch-wise!

06:00:07.360 --> 06:00:10.360
No, he actually clutched it.

06:00:10.360 --> 06:00:12.360
He actually did it in time.

06:00:12.360 --> 06:00:21.320
nice okay there's gonna be one last lonely girl one last lonely girl why am i on master yee

06:00:21.320 --> 06:00:27.800
they locked in warwick from you bro the enemy jungler took warwick's and i'm on yee

06:00:28.440 --> 06:00:34.120
yeah but listen it's fine bro like you're yee i'm telling you you're gonna get it done trust me

06:00:34.120 --> 06:00:40.520
do you trust me should i just start requesting first pick every time yeah okay okay yes like if

06:00:40.520 --> 06:00:44.040
I'm going to be a one trick. I got to be a one trick. Yeah. No, I agree with you.

06:00:44.040 --> 06:00:49.000
Three wins off bronze and we've got a ready pound of two Celsius that is actually bad.

06:00:49.640 --> 06:00:54.520
Three wins off bronze. Three wins off bronze and we're on lead. It's all good. It's all good.

06:00:54.520 --> 06:01:00.440
Focus. I mean, Jinxie, use your second best champ, bro. Like, do you think if LeBron plays against

06:01:00.440 --> 06:01:04.520
a disabled four-year-old that he's going to get mad if the four-year-old challenges him to sock

06:01:04.520 --> 06:01:08.520
rather than basketball, think about it.

06:01:08.520 --> 06:01:11.520
Bro, Miho, you could have just sat a four-year-old, man.

06:01:11.520 --> 06:01:17.520
But Miho, it drives the point in further. Do you know what I mean, though?

06:01:17.520 --> 06:01:21.520
Pro. I don't want to be on ye, man. I should have just requested the first pick.

06:01:21.520 --> 06:01:24.520
Enough!

06:01:24.520 --> 06:01:28.520
Dude, I'm going to be honest, Shin, so you're starting to piss me the fuck off.

06:01:28.520 --> 06:01:32.520
First it was the last game with your promo whining, and then now promo whining again.

06:01:32.520 --> 06:01:34.520
What did we learn from last game?

06:01:34.520 --> 06:01:36.520
We learned that you have what it takes.

06:01:36.520 --> 06:01:39.520
Last game you were 2-in-6 and you brought it back.

06:01:39.520 --> 06:01:42.520
So enough of this fucking defeatist bullshit attitude.

06:01:42.520 --> 06:01:44.520
Oh my god, every guy had perspective.

06:01:44.520 --> 06:01:46.520
Shut up! You didn't!

06:01:46.520 --> 06:01:48.520
It is what it is, GenC.

06:01:48.520 --> 06:01:50.520
Sometimes you get the shit out of this stick.

06:01:50.520 --> 06:01:52.520
But are we going to sit there and cry?

06:01:52.520 --> 06:01:55.520
Or are we going to sit there and fucking dominate that warwick?

06:01:58.520 --> 06:01:59.520
Exactly.

06:01:59.520 --> 06:02:04.800
If you don't have a BC Audi charge against you by the end of this game, Jinxy, we're gonna have a fucking problem.

06:02:05.520 --> 06:02:06.020
Yes, sir.

06:02:07.020 --> 06:02:07.520
Alright.

06:02:08.020 --> 06:02:10.920
So now listen, you're going red to Gromp.

06:02:11.320 --> 06:02:13.320
Top to bot, full clear, okay?

06:02:13.320 --> 06:02:13.820
Got it.

06:02:13.820 --> 06:02:15.320
Do you remember how to clear on this jump?

06:02:16.020 --> 06:02:18.020
Uh, you F on the bot.

06:02:19.120 --> 06:02:20.320
Yeah, exactly, yes.

06:02:21.420 --> 06:02:24.120
And I go QWE and then I just spam my Q first, right?

06:02:24.120 --> 06:02:27.020
No, you go Q, E, QW.

06:02:27.720 --> 06:02:29.320
Q, E, QW, got it.

06:02:29.520 --> 06:02:33.300
yep and then you max Q and then you're E

06:02:33.300 --> 06:02:36.440
maybe use my best sample find out why not

06:02:36.440 --> 06:02:40.560
yeah dude like your G's not fucking bad I already told you this like

06:02:40.560 --> 06:02:44.020
I don't know why you're mad that he's took your Warwick like yeah sure it's a

06:02:44.020 --> 06:02:45.760
bit shitty whatever but you got this bro

06:02:45.760 --> 06:02:48.960
I don't want my time to get pushed, control E

06:02:48.960 --> 06:02:52.080
and then Q and E at the same time, Q and E at the same time

06:02:52.080 --> 06:02:54.720
what am I doing again I forget it, it buffs my damage right?

06:02:54.720 --> 06:02:58.480
it adds, it adds damage to your autos and your Q

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yes sir got it and the damage out of it we're already doing good yeah you're

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helping or you gotta kill three wins the wrong for a mother man

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dude I'm listen I love you too bro you got this shit these are moments that are

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fucking great for improve all the fucking haters wrong that's that I was

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gonna be iron five yeah like listen JNC one what's fucking crazy bro you've

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never even been Ireland for JNC did you even realize that you weren't the lowest

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you ever hit with siren 3 and you were about to get armed 4 but then you locked the fucking

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Q, E, Q, W, right? Q, E, Q, W, right? Q, E, Q, W, right? Yes. So now Q. There you go.

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Good. See, like already bro, it's looking fucking good. Now play for these, uh, play for

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the fucking, uh, the lobster. Don't forget about your E. Do not forget about your E, please.

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There you go. Maybe E's my best champ. Let's actually find out. Let's see. I might be able

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There's only one way to find out bro, and it's now a number now go for your blue and an after blue you're gonna look on the ground

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Let's go

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So Jin see I hope you know we used to sit there and practice school at the beginning of this journey

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And you used to sit there and you used to have a fucking three and a half minute folk there on this time

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Bro, and you'd be excited when you get to 320 this game. You're gonna fucking get it in three minutes

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Just think about that dude

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No use your E. Don't forget about it. Let's drone bot. Don't forget.

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Last year he doesn't give you the Warwick's cent. So you need to actually like drone.

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So I wanted to look for this crab here. Control W. Control W.

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So you're not going to use your W. Just E, Q.

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you should I after IQ either or just when you start attacking so now I want

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to look for the double crack actually recall yeah just recall

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so now you're gonna buy the crack and sir go fast let's not man let's get this

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bronze dude Jinx I'm telling you it's all in your hands bro like this is your

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time to fucking shine. So now go for the the Krugs and then afterwards you're

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gonna look for the talk about both there. Your top end is already three and

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all brothers. Stop forgetting about your E. Like you got to remember if

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you're chewing in you have to E. The thing about League of Jynxia is that

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there are certain champs that have to do certain things. Master E, he needs to

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E-Money Q's. No, no, you should not be wanting to top crab. It's not gonna be up. Just go to your raptors.

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So in the future just always think of it this way, okay?

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In the future, it's always gonna be a thing that if you clear one crab, the enemy jungler's gonna get another.

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Especially as you get higher in lobbies, right? Because either they're gonna be taking the other one, or they're gonna be fighting you on the one you're going for.

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Yep.

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Yeah, because that's the thing, it's like when you play a lot of League, no matter what

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champion you get better with your mechanics, like it feels more fluid.

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Shall I look drag here?

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Uh, yes.

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Yes, so I know you're gonna go wolves and then just go straight dragon

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What I do now what what what what I'm good, uh cute

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Great dragon get wrong first. No get grumpy like you're a bit late, so

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Okay, so what we're gonna do now is you're gonna sit down you're gonna go for the grom and then after the gromp

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you're gonna play on the dragon okay okay so what we need to do here is I

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wanted jung bot jung bot okay now watch the dragon

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you sure going on this oh press W press W and then flash right flash right wait

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how did he know I was in the bush so there's a chance that either it was

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Warded or you're the unluckiest person on the planet, and it's one of those two

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Yeah, so I think I think generally was just

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Yeah, yeah, like I want you to type in Chad after you clear this red

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type Darius if your dick isn't sucked by the end of tonight then I'm flying out

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wherever you live and I'm making sure that that changes yeah okay so you know

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what then just think it we're gonna send him that mental energy yeah like

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jinx I want you to think about how it's gonna feel when it flops on your

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counter yep and and tell me like what sounds are you gonna make when it gets

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I'm not supposed to jump down in front of you.

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Come on, you can be more enthusiastic than that.

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Alright, I know.

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Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the wrappers, okay?

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Coach, if we win this, we're two off rounds, man.

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Yep.

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I'm telling you, you got it.

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jingsy why aren't you pressing your E ever?

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okay so now you're gonna play for the wolves and then after wolves you're gonna look for the blue and tegrom

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good ol- I love full clears man, they're just satisfying

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yep

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I'm telling you

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you know what I don't like about yeetah compared to warwick? I don't like how squishy he is

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That's what I literally told you when you first brought it up and you're like no, I like that

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I like being able to like actually fight

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Exactly is like if somebody's low and then I kill them and then it's all free

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Yes, exactly. Yes, but like actually fighting someone

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I need the tank, I can understand it.

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Q, Q, Q, Q, Q, Q, Q, Q.

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Yep, always do max Q.

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I now want to use Joan bottom.

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Let's see if there's a play for us after.

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Okay, so after this we're going to do,

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is we're going to re-set and then watch the grubs.

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Cracking.

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Wait, stay here, stay here, stay here, stay here.

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Stay, stay!

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Fight! Warwick is here. Flush over the wall. Flush over the wall.

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So, there. Did you see what the Warwick did?

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What? No, no, no. What did he do?

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That Warwick held his Q, and him holding his Q is the only reason why all of you guys died.

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I think it's also because I didn't R. I misclicked.

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Yeah, because the thing is that when you're against Warwick, you can never fight him ever.

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Yeah, go grubs go grubs you need to play for a big daddy Darius

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Oh, sorry, you're good

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What matters I'll tell you

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Is that you're getting it done?

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That's what matters right now. So now we're gonna get this crab and then afterwards. I want you to play for the grubs

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So now you're going to play grubs and then after grubs tops about folk there.

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Your team is going to help you.

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Just wait.

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No, no.

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Finish the grubs.

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Finish them.

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I want to join over Darius.

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Let's see what's happening.

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So after this, what you're gonna do is I want you to run to your Krugs and pop the bot

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full clear.

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Yes sir.

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I think the thing about Yi though is his scales, right?

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Can't you just kind of farm and then show everybody the end?

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Mmmmm.

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I don't even know.

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Yes, exactly.

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So that's why the thing about Yi is that Yi is a champion where it's like, more with

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scales by fighting and then getting stronger.

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But Yi, he's more like avoidance, right?

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Farms.

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yeah think of it like you're a dark triad male what is a dark triad it's

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somebody that's like a Machiavellianist what is Machiavellian I don't know either

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but it sounds pretty cool okay so that's what he is does that make sense yep

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got it okay so now we're gonna do you're gonna play for the rappers and after

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raptors you go for the bot side clear so it's going to be wolves gromp and then

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you're gonna go for the dragon okay

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there you go

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so now look for the gromp and then after a dragon

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So now we're going to look on the dragon, are you ready?

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Yep.

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Okay, Saren just going to play for this.

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Okay, go go and go in!

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I'm running to ult.

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On the Morgana, the Morgana.

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Q?

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Oh my god.

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Oh my god, you shoot to dodge her all keep fighting keep fighting keep fighting keep fighting

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Fight fight fight you you Q&E Q&E Q&E auto auto auto nice. Okay. Now you can keep chasing

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You chasing go for the crab go for the crab. This is good

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Okay, so now we're gonna do us. I wanted to walk in the bot side walk in the bot side walk in the bot side

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bot side bot side walk in walk in check the wrappers okay now I'm on it so I

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recall do you say bot side I don't know if you mean bot lane or bot camps well

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if I say walk bot then it means like but if I say bot side it always means a

06:14:04.480 --> 06:14:11.960
jungle sorry so okay wait wait so now right click one Zeus there you go see

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you're learning and then think about it you're winning on master you bro think

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about that yes it's very like imagine you're sitting there right and like your

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little your mom forces you to bring your little brother on like a date with you

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right but then afterwards like the girl they're on the date with she thinks it's

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like cool that your brother's tagging along rather than annoying right so it's

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like it's a W does that make sense all right so now you're gonna play for the

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Raptors after this and then we're gonna look on the bot side there

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Now Raptors, Wolves Gromp, and Wolves Blue Gromp.

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Just keep farming your bot side.

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Keep farming your bot side.

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Press E!

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Bro, how many times do you need to cure it?

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My teammates question mark me. I get psyched out. Okay fight the warwick here fight him fight him fight him fight him

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You know either second it's up either second it's up

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Help me you brain dead bitch

06:15:53.120 --> 06:15:56.880
What what what? Okay, I'm never you I'm just going to first pick one of them every time

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I don't think he's any other character in the game that could do that in that exact scenario

06:16:01.200 --> 06:16:03.200
Yeah, that was actually kind of crazy

06:16:04.880 --> 06:16:09.760
Wow, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna ask for first pick every game I just play water for the rest of my life. Oh my god

06:16:10.800 --> 06:16:15.920
I used all my abilities and he still had killed me and two of my and one of my teammates then almost another one

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Okay, so listen what you're gonna do now is you're gonna play for the blue and then after the blue you look on the barcrab, okay?

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This we're gonna do you're gonna sneaky and the game. I want you to play for the breath held

06:17:04.320 --> 06:17:06.640
I want you I want you to be both hands

06:17:07.020 --> 06:17:13.900
So Jinzy Jinx this we're gonna do I want you to put both your hands in the air close your eyes and pretend like you're shaking salt into your mouth

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So now what you're going to do is you're going to sit there and you're going to play for

06:17:23.340 --> 06:17:25.260
the breath health and then you're going to walk top.

06:17:25.260 --> 06:17:28.380
I'm not even trolling you could unironically maybe I'm the game here.

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Take the eye, the eye, the eye!

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Cannot look top, look top.

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Okay, you're going to walk top, you guys literally are in the game here.

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I'm not even trolling.

06:17:41.900 --> 06:17:45.120
Harold and when should I Harold it's for I'll tell you when just walk in

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Press for now press for now

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That's the hardest I think I've ever been there

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So there is he smurfing yo

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So all we need is two wins and I'm balanced.

06:18:16.300 --> 06:18:21.300
Bro, you just got carried by a guy named America, Mora.

06:18:21.300 --> 06:18:26.300
Bro, this guy had 30,000 damage in a 16 minute game.

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Oh my fucking god.

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Click on the three dots next to his name.

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Is he smurfing?

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Like I didn't even...

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I'll press view profile.

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Now click match history.

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We'll be able to tell if he just like has 20 every game.

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17, 22.

06:18:46.740 --> 06:18:49.000
Yeah, so you literally just got carried by a smurf.

06:18:49.000 --> 06:18:51.020
How do you know it's a smurf though, I'm confused.

06:18:51.020 --> 06:18:54.980
Cause he dropped 20 kills on Revan in the game right before.

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But then he went 0 and 3 on this guy.

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Yeah, so my guess is he's probably been like Q snapping you

06:19:00.860 --> 06:19:02.460
all day to try and carry you.

06:19:03.540 --> 06:19:05.480
Are you serious?

06:19:05.480 --> 06:19:06.660
I'm not even trolling.

06:19:06.660 --> 06:19:15.380
somebody in my chat said Darius 100% tried to snipe you yeah that's what I'm saying but listen

06:19:15.380 --> 06:19:22.140
Jinxie the good news is that you won bro so it's like now you're only two fucking wins away bro yeah

06:19:22.140 --> 06:19:26.100
honestly what did you say what was your quote smirks are only a problem when they're on the other

06:19:26.100 --> 06:19:33.400
team right yes exactly yeah yeah all right so I need two wins right two wins yes so now

06:19:33.400 --> 06:19:40.400
What do we do Jengzee? What did we learn? So what I'm gonna do we learned that warwick's broken and no, no

06:19:40.400 --> 06:19:42.840
I mean like we look what did we learn while we're in queue?

06:19:46.800 --> 06:19:52.040
Smurfs are only a bad thing when they're on no we learn that we need a hit watch mooda. Oh, you're right

06:19:54.040 --> 06:19:56.040
We need to win chat. Oh my god

06:19:56.040 --> 06:19:59.560
Let's go. W. Darius, holy shit.

06:19:59.560 --> 06:20:04.760
I'm not even kidding, that guy's either a smurf or he just careered it, but like the game before he went off, so I don't know.

06:20:07.080 --> 06:20:11.560
But then again, like the game before he did. Okay, let's see what I absolutely T1, see what he's doing.

06:20:14.520 --> 06:20:18.360
Nice, he's ending. Yeah, he's two and three. Well, he's not ending.

06:20:18.360 --> 06:20:21.080
Okay, yeah, but he's probably gonna die here to the Trinamere.

06:20:21.080 --> 06:20:27.680
hopefully he does die here yes so now let's queue up Jinxy let's queue up while we

06:20:27.680 --> 06:20:36.940
hate watch okay so Jinxy do you want to rage bait him yes please type why are

06:20:36.940 --> 06:20:41.340
you trying to be informative why would anyone want to learn from an iron

06:20:41.340 --> 06:20:43.340
player

06:20:52.340 --> 06:20:54.340
Yep

06:21:11.340 --> 06:21:18.260
Nice, he's about to die to you look he's dying to you right now. Oh, yes. Yes, he's dying. Yes, and he got tower

06:21:22.460 --> 06:21:27.280
Now type element a oh you're fucking dog shit kid. I was gonna say you're so unaware

06:21:29.860 --> 06:21:35.900
Now type zero map awareness bro still getting tower dived

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Oh my god

06:21:38.420 --> 06:21:41.820
2026 why would they give him a character that doesn't die?

06:21:42.820 --> 06:21:47.460
Why would they give him a yeah, what is to a friend of yours deal? He just lives on one HP or something?

06:21:51.700 --> 06:21:54.340
You have contest in your fucking ear

06:21:56.180 --> 06:21:58.420
You have a challenger in your ear shut up

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I just put on my fucking monitor.

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Okay, thanksy.

06:22:15.400 --> 06:22:16.900
You know what you need at the time now?

06:22:16.900 --> 06:22:17.900
What?

06:22:17.900 --> 06:22:20.900
You play me like you're hurt because I didn't die.

06:22:20.900 --> 06:22:24.900
I want to kill myself when I play this game!

06:22:24.900 --> 06:22:26.900
Say, say, Muda, it's okay.

06:22:26.900 --> 06:22:29.900
You'll be back in Ireland soon enough, bro.

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That's a good one.

06:22:31.900 --> 06:22:32.900
That's a good one.

06:22:32.900 --> 06:22:34.900
I feel like boggles.

06:22:34.900 --> 06:22:42.660
Yes, it's like dude the way that you feel right now. This is how boggles feels when he rage beats you all the time

06:22:54.860 --> 06:22:56.860
Well, what a last hit

06:23:04.900 --> 06:23:11.020
he's gonna read it read it read it you just copy paste it again if you didn't

06:23:11.020 --> 06:23:16.340
read it though then you need to type it again read it how is he doing damage to

06:23:16.340 --> 06:23:22.740
me hello the fuck is that so control C and then control V and I'm gonna be so I

06:23:22.740 --> 06:23:26.660
can abuse spam yep so just keep spamming it again over and over again now

06:23:26.660 --> 06:23:31.980
jinxed this we're gonna do are you ready for the next level of cancer yes so now

06:23:31.980 --> 06:23:33.980
Run it up

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Say why wouldn't they they had you mid lane? Oh my god

06:23:51.460 --> 06:23:53.700
My god, I have a five minute queue

06:23:53.700 --> 06:23:58.700
I have a five minutes priority queue and I'm one game off line!

06:23:58.700 --> 06:24:00.700
I need to trade, wait I need to trade right.

06:24:00.700 --> 06:24:04.700
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

06:24:04.700 --> 06:24:07.700
Okay so now I'm jinxing, open your like, that little text box in your client.

06:24:07.700 --> 06:24:10.700
Why does Dottess always up jinxing's ass?

06:24:10.700 --> 06:24:14.700
Where is my coach? Where the fuck is my coach?

06:24:14.700 --> 06:24:17.700
So, so jinxing, jinxing, no no, add the other, on the other side.

06:24:17.700 --> 06:24:20.700
So on the right side of your screen, you see that little like message box?

06:24:20.700 --> 06:24:22.700
No, on the link, on the link. And you're the client.

06:24:22.700 --> 06:24:29.580
client. Yep, so now click there and click what says the chosen one and now you can start

06:24:29.580 --> 06:24:33.660
giving him cancer from here to force him to read it. Also, Warwick is banned, you need

06:24:33.660 --> 06:24:44.780
to play Mastery again. Okay. So now Jinx, I want you to type, so lock in, lock in and

06:24:44.780 --> 06:24:48.360
And then type damn dude, pretty pathetic performance.

06:24:48.360 --> 06:24:49.360
Were you even trying?

06:24:49.360 --> 06:24:50.360
What is this fucking?

06:24:50.360 --> 06:24:51.360
This is awesome.

06:24:51.360 --> 06:24:52.360
Oh my god.

06:24:52.360 --> 06:24:53.360
This guy's the luckiest fucking human being ever.

06:24:53.360 --> 06:24:54.360
Look at him.

06:24:54.360 --> 06:24:55.360
He literally has a coach.

06:24:55.360 --> 06:24:56.360
How is this fair?

06:24:56.360 --> 06:25:08.360
Now I can literally harass him when he can't avoid it.

06:25:08.360 --> 06:25:09.360
Exactly.

06:25:09.360 --> 06:25:10.360
And you know what the best part is?

06:25:10.360 --> 06:25:14.760
When he's in game, you can send him messages and he's forced to read it and it's pretty

06:25:14.760 --> 06:25:20.560
chat box. So now I want you to type, hey, good thing ride gave you a five minute queue,

06:25:20.560 --> 06:25:25.560
it at least saves your teammates for another five minutes.

06:25:44.760 --> 06:25:49.760
He's in no priority queue.

06:25:49.760 --> 06:25:51.760
Oh my god, this guy's in hell right now.

06:25:51.760 --> 06:25:56.760
This dude is just early FF'd and now he can't keep the 5 minutes.

06:25:56.760 --> 06:25:59.760
Dude, this is the most amazing thing ever.

06:25:59.760 --> 06:26:02.760
Alright, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off fast.

06:26:02.760 --> 06:26:07.760
Listen, I'm one game away from Iron Bro and Jynx is just permanent my child.

06:26:07.760 --> 06:26:08.760
Dude, look at this guy.

06:26:08.760 --> 06:26:10.760
Dude, Jynx, did you see how pathetic he is?

06:26:10.760 --> 06:26:17.600
He's begging a challenger player to coach him because of how insecure he is that he's going to stay in the iron if he loses next game

06:26:22.880 --> 06:26:26.640
No, dude, I'm talking like listen listen, so what we're gonna do now

06:26:28.960 --> 06:26:35.640
This I can do after this game when your game ends you're gonna say wow looks like when Muda can win trade

06:26:35.640 --> 06:26:40.760
He tries to cheat in other ways nice live coaching every game

06:26:41.360 --> 06:26:45.480
Okay, got it got it got it got it got it. Wait, so that's that's that's

06:26:46.040 --> 06:26:49.760
We need to wins in word for bronze the end of two wins away

06:26:50.160 --> 06:26:54.200
Wait, is it possible to lose a rank like can you go from bronze to iron?

06:26:55.080 --> 06:27:00.200
Yes, yes, but the thing is sometimes it takes a lot of losses like you won't demote after one game

06:27:00.200 --> 06:27:04.400
But if you lose like five or six in a row or like six or seven then you do demote

06:27:05.640 --> 06:27:11.200
Okay, so I just need to win two games and then Mooder just needs to lose one game and

06:27:11.200 --> 06:27:14.000
then he's an iron and I'm a bronze and I can Face Timer.

06:27:14.000 --> 06:27:15.000
Yep, exactly.

06:27:15.000 --> 06:27:16.000
Got it.

06:27:16.000 --> 06:27:18.800
All right, I'm still looking good.

06:27:18.800 --> 06:27:22.400
Jinxie only needs a master coach, easy.

06:27:22.400 --> 06:27:24.400
I'm sorry.

06:27:24.400 --> 06:27:26.560
Jinxie, no, it's crazy.

06:27:26.560 --> 06:27:27.560
I didn't say that.

06:27:27.560 --> 06:27:28.560
I didn't say that.

06:27:28.560 --> 06:27:29.760
Jinxie, Jinxie.

06:27:29.760 --> 06:27:37.040
The only reason why that guy called me master is because he's a submissive little gremlin

06:27:37.040 --> 06:27:39.280
that just has that urge.

06:27:39.280 --> 06:27:40.280
Do you know what I mean?

06:27:40.280 --> 06:27:42.400
Yes, he wants to call you master.

06:27:42.400 --> 06:27:43.400
Bro!

06:27:43.400 --> 06:27:44.400
Exactly, yes.

06:27:44.400 --> 06:27:49.880
If we win this game, Don Tess, and I'm one off bronze, we have to listen to Anakin Skywalker

06:27:49.880 --> 06:27:50.880
or something.

06:27:50.880 --> 06:27:54.920
Yes, but there's also another song I want to make you listen to as well that I think

06:27:54.920 --> 06:27:57.840
is going to make your cock so hard that you're going to come in your pants.

06:27:57.840 --> 06:27:58.840
Okay.

06:27:58.840 --> 06:28:00.840
Yo, he doesn't feel like that.

06:28:00.840 --> 06:28:05.840
Like, I don't know if you're the same, but sometimes I get dreams where I literally, like, can't nut.

06:28:05.840 --> 06:28:10.840
No matter how hard I try, and then I just wake up with a throbbing erection.

06:28:14.840 --> 06:28:16.840
Thank you for sharing that.

06:28:16.840 --> 06:28:18.840
Wait, is that not normal?

06:28:18.840 --> 06:28:19.840
I've never had that.

06:28:19.840 --> 06:28:21.840
Dreams where I can't nut?

06:28:21.840 --> 06:28:23.840
Yeah, like, you're saying that when you're trying.

06:28:23.840 --> 06:28:25.840
One thing about me is I can't edge.

06:28:25.840 --> 06:28:30.360
Like if I, bro, if I start gooning like I'm gonna explode every time, I can't edge.

06:28:30.360 --> 06:28:36.460
I don't know how, when people say they edge, I'm legitimately impressed because it's like, how the fuck do you actually edge?

06:28:37.600 --> 06:28:39.820
It's just like, it's just like holding it in.

06:28:40.320 --> 06:28:45.660
Like, you know when you're at the movie theater, I'm like, you're pissing, but then you hear that the, that the credits are rolling.

06:28:45.660 --> 06:28:48.860
So you're like, fuck, and then you just like hold it in and you're like, fuck this.

06:28:49.220 --> 06:28:51.200
It's like the same thing, but except when you're nodding.

06:28:52.140 --> 06:28:52.640
Okay.

06:28:55.840 --> 06:29:00.840
No one on a pipe can change too much.

06:29:00.840 --> 06:29:03.840
Alright, Jynxie, it's now or never, bro.

06:29:03.840 --> 06:29:07.840
Well, we need one more win, and then chat, it's time to get to Iowa's ears rolling, guys.

06:29:07.840 --> 06:29:12.840
Yup. Dude, I'm going to be honest with you, when I woke up this morning, I took a little bit of caffeine,

06:29:12.840 --> 06:29:17.840
and my heart was feeling a little bit weird again, so I haven't taken any caffeine all day today,

06:29:17.840 --> 06:29:20.840
and Loki, my heart's been feeling kind of chill.

06:29:20.840 --> 06:29:26.780
well I had two Celsius and my heart feels like absolute bad shit but it won't matter because I'm a bronze

06:29:26.780 --> 06:29:30.440
and I remember what you said, your personal health doesn't matter if you're happy with it

06:29:30.440 --> 06:29:35.480
that's true, like would you rather be alive as an iron player or die a bronze player?

06:29:35.480 --> 06:29:36.680
think about it

06:29:36.680 --> 06:29:38.680
exactly yes

06:29:41.680 --> 06:29:46.680
okay, so now we're gonna play for the wrappers and wrappers, we're gonna look on the bot side clear

06:29:46.680 --> 06:29:50.520
Wait, you know what I noticed, Dantez?

06:29:50.520 --> 06:29:52.520
Nobody really likes these hackerels.

06:29:52.520 --> 06:29:53.520
I never see hackerels.

06:29:53.520 --> 06:29:56.520
Yeah, why would they use ass?

06:29:56.520 --> 06:30:01.240
Wait, so hackerels are bad champions, why do you use them, Dantez?

06:30:01.240 --> 06:30:04.640
Well, okay, think of it this way, okay?

06:30:04.640 --> 06:30:09.200
Imagine you can use sit there and you have like a one inch flush light, right?

06:30:09.200 --> 06:30:12.200
But it's like your meat is only one inch long.

06:30:12.200 --> 06:30:15.560
Like you're not going to sit there and buy a six inch flush light because your meat's

06:30:15.560 --> 06:30:21.340
only one inch does that make sense yes and it's the same with me and heck does

06:30:21.340 --> 06:30:32.740
that make sense oh it's like it's like you tell me don't test it's like if you

06:30:32.740 --> 06:30:36.860
only want to eat meat then why don't you eat meat but it's like I'm lactose

06:30:36.860 --> 06:30:40.860
intolerant you see what I'm getting at

06:30:40.860 --> 06:30:53.860
So now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the gromp and then after the gromp

06:30:53.860 --> 06:30:59.660
you're playing on the grub.

06:30:59.660 --> 06:31:04.220
Now Jinxie do you know where Muda's name Muda came from?

06:31:04.220 --> 06:31:06.020
You told me.

06:31:06.020 --> 06:31:07.020
There's another story.

06:31:07.020 --> 06:31:08.020
You can fight this.

06:31:08.020 --> 06:31:09.020
You can fight this.

06:31:09.020 --> 06:31:10.020
You can fight this.

06:31:10.020 --> 06:31:17.500
auto good auto auto auto auto keep all on keep all on him oh god and we can we

06:31:17.500 --> 06:31:24.540
borrow okay first math run so the good news is your boss gonna trade this

06:31:24.540 --> 06:31:28.900
no man they're not okay walk the Krugs okay so are you ready here or the name

06:31:28.900 --> 06:31:36.780
mooder came from you told me um you told me no so the reason why is because in

06:31:36.780 --> 06:31:43.780
in high school, muda was actually well known because he would fake being zesty to sneak

06:31:43.780 --> 06:31:46.380
into the girl's sleepovers, right?

06:31:46.380 --> 06:31:50.820
And the way that he would actually do this was that anytime anyone would say anything,

06:31:50.820 --> 06:31:53.620
he would say muda.

06:31:53.620 --> 06:31:58.900
So overtime what happened was is that people got used to this to a point where they just

06:31:58.900 --> 06:32:00.660
called them muda.

06:32:00.660 --> 06:32:04.180
So that's the reason why nowadays he goes by that name online.

06:32:04.180 --> 06:32:05.180
Does that make sense?

06:32:05.180 --> 06:32:06.180
Got it.

06:32:06.180 --> 06:32:08.180
And now it'll be Iron Midlaner.

06:32:09.180 --> 06:32:10.180
Yep, exactly.

06:32:13.180 --> 06:32:21.180
Okay, so what we're gonna do now, Jynxie, is you're gonna play on the full clear, and then after full clear, we're gonna look on the dragon.

06:32:22.180 --> 06:32:23.180
Okay, full clear dragon got it.

06:32:24.180 --> 06:32:25.180
Yep, we're losing, so we need to lock in.

06:32:27.180 --> 06:32:28.180
You got this, shit.

06:32:29.180 --> 06:32:31.180
If I win this chapter, you're one off bones.

06:32:31.180 --> 06:32:37.020
I'm telling you bro, this is your time to fucking shine right now.

06:32:37.020 --> 06:32:41.420
So play for the wolves and then afterwards the gromp and then we can look on the dragon

06:32:41.420 --> 06:32:44.420
soon.

06:32:44.420 --> 06:32:55.300
Alright, so now we're gonna play for this and then afterwards we're gonna look for

06:32:55.300 --> 06:32:56.300
for the Gromstein.

06:32:56.300 --> 06:32:57.300
Got it.

06:32:57.300 --> 06:32:58.300
That's it.

06:32:58.300 --> 06:33:07.180
So Grombe is up in 10.

06:33:07.180 --> 06:33:11.460
So now Jynxie, can I explain to you a concept?

06:33:11.460 --> 06:33:14.540
So earlier, the Udyr fought you on the bot crab, right?

06:33:14.540 --> 06:33:15.820
The second that's bot.

06:33:15.820 --> 06:33:18.780
So what that means is you know that Udyr is currently top the bot.

06:33:18.780 --> 06:33:23.300
So if you were to start the dragon here, press E. The problem is that there's a good chance

06:33:23.300 --> 06:33:25.580
that Udyr could be on it, right?

06:33:25.580 --> 06:33:27.020
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

06:33:27.020 --> 06:33:29.500
So we're going to do something called the edging method,

06:33:29.500 --> 06:33:31.140
where you're just going to send a bush,

06:33:31.140 --> 06:33:33.380
and you're going to wait to see if Udyr walks up.

06:33:33.380 --> 06:33:35.340
And then if he doesn't, then you assume he recalls,

06:33:35.340 --> 06:33:37.660
then you go and you do the dragon.

06:33:37.660 --> 06:33:40.060
So here he has some walk-ins, so go to the dragon.

06:33:47.940 --> 06:33:50.260
All right, let's go.

06:33:50.260 --> 06:33:52.760
Coach, how's this game looking on bias now?

06:33:53.260 --> 06:33:55.560
Right now, it's genuinely looking good.

06:33:56.560 --> 06:33:58.760
Like, I'm telling you, it's actually looking good.

06:33:58.760 --> 06:34:03.260
You're getting the dragon here, you're scaling, your team is doing well, it's free as fuck.

06:34:06.960 --> 06:34:07.960
Should we kill this?

06:34:07.960 --> 06:34:08.960
No, no.

06:34:09.260 --> 06:34:10.960
Ah, no, you could actually kill.

06:34:10.960 --> 06:34:11.460
Lock up.

06:34:11.460 --> 06:34:13.760
On the flush, Q on the flush, Q on the flush.

06:34:17.260 --> 06:34:18.260
Okay, okay, okay.

06:34:18.260 --> 06:34:22.260
Uh, press E1 it's up, E1 it's up, E1 it's up.

06:34:25.260 --> 06:34:28.260
Okay, so your Tristana gets a thrush at least.

06:34:29.260 --> 06:34:31.260
Cracking, Cracking.

06:34:31.260 --> 06:34:32.260
Yeah, Cracking.

06:34:32.260 --> 06:34:37.260
So Bokeh the problem is that for some reason Udyr is always in the most random fucking places ever.

06:34:37.260 --> 06:34:40.260
Like I don't understand why the fuck it's like happening right now.

06:34:40.260 --> 06:34:42.260
The enemy Udyr?

06:34:42.260 --> 06:34:47.060
yeah like the thing is like you should have been boss like 20 minutes ago but

06:34:47.060 --> 06:34:52.260
for some reason he wasn't all good

06:34:52.260 --> 06:34:59.220
yep we're gonna catch yep no right now it's actually a decent so how we're

06:34:59.220 --> 06:35:03.260
gonna play here is we look for the the red side clear and then just talk to

06:35:03.260 --> 06:35:05.260
I got it, yes sir

06:35:07.260 --> 06:35:09.260
So now you see how Udyr is running top?

06:35:11.260 --> 06:35:13.260
I want you to drone on the Udyr right now

06:35:24.260 --> 06:35:25.260
Okay, not bad

06:35:25.260 --> 06:35:27.260
So how we're gonna do it now?

06:35:27.260 --> 06:35:29.260
Is we're gonna finish these, uh, crugs

06:35:29.260 --> 06:35:32.260
And then afterwards you're just gonna play on the wrappers

06:35:33.260 --> 06:35:44.940
So you're going to look for Raptors and then you're going to clear your bot side, okay?

06:35:44.940 --> 06:35:48.580
You don't think I should go for Grubbs?

06:35:48.580 --> 06:35:52.940
No, because the thing is that you're stronger than you are right now, so if you go for Grubbs,

06:35:52.940 --> 06:35:53.940
exactly, yes.

06:35:53.940 --> 06:35:59.500
And I have no vision on him, so he's definitely there.

06:35:59.500 --> 06:36:01.260
Yes, exactly.

06:36:01.260 --> 06:36:03.960
So now what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the bot side clear

06:36:03.960 --> 06:36:06.960
and then we're gonna either look bot or mid one of the two

06:36:12.160 --> 06:36:13.160
Niiiice!

06:36:13.160 --> 06:36:14.160
Ok that's good

06:36:15.660 --> 06:36:17.160
Who did she kill? Who did she kill?

06:36:18.660 --> 06:36:19.160
Tristana

06:36:19.160 --> 06:36:22.660
So, she killed the enemy bot and the support guy is double kill the enemy bot

06:36:22.660 --> 06:36:25.160
Bro, I just hit a fist bump with Tristana, you see that?

06:36:25.160 --> 06:36:26.860
Yeah, press U, press U

06:36:26.860 --> 06:36:28.160
I did, I did, I just hit him

06:36:29.060 --> 06:36:30.960
There you go, fist bump

06:36:30.960 --> 06:36:34.560
So what do you do, Jengzee? Is every time your teammate makes a good play, you do that?

06:36:34.560 --> 06:36:37.560
Because you're saying like, I want you to fist my asshole.

06:36:38.160 --> 06:36:38.960
Got it.

06:36:41.360 --> 06:36:45.560
Like that Darius last game, I literally left that guy fucking in and I didn't get him.

06:36:45.960 --> 06:36:50.960
Dude, and you should. If someone carries you in League of Legends, they have a right to your body.

06:36:53.760 --> 06:36:54.960
You could look for this, okay?

06:36:56.960 --> 06:36:58.160
Just walk, walk, walk.

06:36:58.660 --> 06:36:59.260
Jung?

06:36:59.260 --> 06:37:00.160
I don't know.

06:37:00.960 --> 06:37:04.120
Wait, wait. Wait.

06:37:04.120 --> 06:37:08.280
Invade. Yeah, look at the wrappers, look at the wrappers.

06:37:08.280 --> 06:37:12.760
Okay, you can both keep playing on the grubs. So I want you to start pinging the grubs, the grubs, the grubs.

06:37:12.760 --> 06:37:17.760
No, they're not through there, not through there. Not through there, not through there.

06:37:17.760 --> 06:37:23.760
So now you have to look on the grubs and just start pinging your Annie to rotate.

06:37:23.760 --> 06:37:30.520
Okay, so I pinged your Annie now, pinged your Annie.

06:37:30.520 --> 06:37:32.520
Ping on top of your Annie

06:37:42.920 --> 06:37:48.000
Okay, so now how you're gonna do this is you're gonna finish the grubs and then after the grubs we're gonna look on the crab

06:37:48.000 --> 06:37:52.960
If Udyr comes in can't wait. It's fine. Just keep doing the grubs you're fine

06:37:52.960 --> 06:38:01.440
I know, I know, I know, I, I can't really matter.

06:38:01.440 --> 06:38:06.600
Okay, so going on the Udyr now, Alton going on him, Alton going on him.

06:38:06.600 --> 06:38:07.600
E, E?

06:38:07.600 --> 06:38:09.080
I want to flash, good?

06:38:09.080 --> 06:38:10.080
Yes?

06:38:10.080 --> 06:38:11.080
Yes!

06:38:11.080 --> 06:38:12.080
Yes!

06:38:12.080 --> 06:38:13.080
Good!

06:38:13.080 --> 06:38:15.080
Okay, so now go for the crowd.

06:38:15.080 --> 06:38:16.080
Good!

06:38:16.080 --> 06:38:18.080
Jensen, that's the kind of show we're looking for, bro.

06:38:18.080 --> 06:38:22.080
No, it's not, no it's not, my mic is fine.

06:38:22.080 --> 06:38:30.400
Okay, go top top top top top top top jump up jump up jump up to wait. Okay, so now I want you to recall and buy your item

06:38:34.960 --> 06:38:36.960
Yes, shall I drag here?

06:38:39.000 --> 06:38:42.920
No, you're gonna look for a full clear crack in the center. Yeah, and then walk out of base

06:38:47.040 --> 06:38:49.040
Exactly yes, exactly

06:38:49.040 --> 06:38:52.800
Let's go man. One more for Roms. Let's go.

06:38:52.800 --> 06:38:53.800
After we win this.

06:38:53.800 --> 06:38:55.440
I'm telling you, it's for us fuck.

06:38:55.440 --> 06:38:59.440
Chat after we win this, get the Ivus here, just roll them.

06:38:59.440 --> 06:39:00.440
Let's go.

06:39:00.440 --> 06:39:08.760
Okay, so now you're going to play on the Krugs and then afterwards you're going to look on

06:39:08.760 --> 06:39:11.960
the Raptors to Gromp.

06:39:11.960 --> 06:39:17.640
All Jynxy YouTube viewers migrate to the Twitch chat right now. The YouTube stream will soon

06:39:17.640 --> 06:39:22.640
be under refugee status as it ends. You must migrate to Twitch.

06:39:22.640 --> 06:39:24.640
Thank you, Doctor.

06:39:24.640 --> 06:39:27.640
I got you.

06:39:27.640 --> 06:39:31.640
Okay, so now you're going to play for this, and then look on the wolves here.

06:39:31.640 --> 06:39:33.640
Got it. Looking.

06:39:37.640 --> 06:39:40.640
Okay, so Jinxie, this is where you're going to need to do your show, okay?

06:39:40.640 --> 06:39:44.640
You're going to look for your wolves and your Gromp, and then while you're cleaning your Gromp,

06:39:44.640 --> 06:39:49.980
Every single person with a free Amazon Prime needs to prime sub right now to you. Do you understand me?

06:39:55.100 --> 06:39:59.460
Because it's like you need no you don't back you go for the dragon here

06:40:01.780 --> 06:40:04.540
Yep, exactly. Okay, wait you can move on you can move on

06:40:05.780 --> 06:40:07.940
I don't want to go in do not go in do not go in

06:40:08.820 --> 06:40:10.820
Back up do not go in

06:40:10.820 --> 06:40:21.080
do not engage do not engage the fight do not engage the fight press W and just

06:40:21.080 --> 06:40:26.360
start killing okay now so there you wanted to just like not move that way

06:40:26.360 --> 06:40:37.400
you don't cancel it yeah you could just start paying just our pain you need to

06:40:37.400 --> 06:40:41.400
go on the ash, the ash. Oh you ulted laterally. Oh you ulted laterally.

06:40:44.400 --> 06:40:51.400
Not bad, kill them all please. Nice. Nice. Nice. Please kill them here.

06:40:53.400 --> 06:40:57.400
Okay, so Jamesy. I understand Yi that well, man. I don't know Yi that well.

06:40:57.400 --> 06:41:04.400
Okay, so, so listen, yeah, yeah, yeah. So Yi is a champion that you're not an engage bros, you're the follow up.

06:41:04.400 --> 06:41:08.480
up so you need your team to go in and then you just follow up you cannot go in

06:41:08.480 --> 06:41:15.840
person fights or else you will always lose you understand yep yes sorry sorry

06:41:15.840 --> 06:41:24.000
sorry sorry okay so he's more like a third party yes it's like you need to

06:41:24.000 --> 06:41:27.280
sit in the cock chair and you're only allowed joining in once the ball lets

06:41:27.280 --> 06:41:33.640
you does that make sense yes the ball in this case is your your engage so once

06:41:33.640 --> 06:41:37.440
the bull looks at you and he says enough Nintendo switch time that's when you put

06:41:37.440 --> 06:41:42.360
the switch away and then you join him up who's the bull though the bull is your

06:41:42.360 --> 06:41:48.560
engage right who like who though so this game Annie's bears the ball

06:41:48.560 --> 06:41:54.520
Annie is our in gates the two-foot tall girl that's our engage no her bear she

06:41:54.520 --> 06:42:01.600
spawns a bear he's the bull oh I didn't know that yeah okay so what we need now

06:42:01.600 --> 06:42:10.800
you go for the the Raptors and to the bot side clear kill the rapper kill the

06:42:10.800 --> 06:42:18.720
rapper kill the Raptor okay and I just play for bot side here

06:42:24.960 --> 06:42:30.600
imagine thing bro like warwick I engage but yeah I don't so it's hard for me to

06:42:30.600 --> 06:42:33.600
break that school of thought because what was my most favorite character?

06:42:33.600 --> 06:42:37.640
Yeah, why do you think I still end up fucked on the games off-hackroom even though I have

06:42:37.640 --> 06:42:40.600
like thousands of games on other shows?

06:42:40.600 --> 06:42:42.600
Because yeah, it's all about what you're used to.

06:42:42.600 --> 06:42:43.600
Yeah.

06:42:43.600 --> 06:42:45.600
Because it's like, imagine...

06:42:45.600 --> 06:42:48.600
That's pretty crazy analogy, man.

06:42:49.600 --> 06:42:50.600
Kind of look for...

06:42:50.600 --> 06:42:52.600
Yeah, you're going to look towards mid.

06:42:52.600 --> 06:42:53.600
Look towards mid.

06:42:53.600 --> 06:42:56.600
The Rift help is up so we're going to look for that.

06:43:00.600 --> 06:43:09.600
Yes, yes, this looks good. So what you're going to do is you're going to walk up. I'll tell you when it's hard. Do not are yet.

06:43:09.600 --> 06:43:16.600
Jon? Oh no, no. I think she's already dead. Nice.

06:43:16.600 --> 06:43:23.600
Yeah, but Loki is fine. Just hit the health, hit the health. You're going to use this attack speed to secure the health here.

06:43:23.600 --> 06:43:27.600
How long does the R last for on me?

06:43:27.600 --> 06:43:33.600
It gets reset every time you get a kill. So whenever you get kills, it lasts for longer.

06:43:33.600 --> 06:43:37.600
Got it. I was looking at that out of an R, and I actually didn't get a chance at it.

06:43:41.600 --> 06:43:45.600
Uh, no, she's too healthy.

06:43:45.600 --> 06:43:51.600
Imagine I'm like this, I want to go top. GenC. Imagine you're sitting there and you're in STD.

06:43:51.600 --> 06:43:57.760
You do not want to infect somebody that's young and healthy you want to infect somebody that's old and it's going to die

06:43:57.760 --> 06:44:04.580
Does that make sense? And it's the same thing with like being a jungler you want to go in on people where it's like free kills, right?

06:44:05.000 --> 06:44:08.160
Yeah, got it. How much away to win chat if we get this one

06:44:08.960 --> 06:44:11.040
It's like going to the retirement home, right?

06:44:11.040 --> 06:44:14.960
Like you're not going to want to kill the random workers there to get their wills, right?

06:44:14.960 --> 06:44:17.760
You're gonna want to be the granny's and the grandpa's does that make sense?

06:44:17.880 --> 06:44:19.880
Wait, I really is invading. Hold on. Let's go

06:44:19.880 --> 06:44:23.240
go for it go for it go for it

06:44:23.240 --> 06:44:26.680
the bulls sliding you play right now the bulls taking away your nintendo switch

06:44:26.680 --> 06:44:31.000
now you got this shit oh you got one

06:44:31.000 --> 06:44:38.920
no no no you can't wait hover off to the side

06:44:38.920 --> 06:44:42.760
okay go free wrappers go free wrappers no back up

06:44:49.880 --> 06:44:50.880
Yep.

06:44:50.880 --> 06:44:51.880
Nice!

06:44:51.880 --> 06:44:52.880
There you go.

06:44:52.880 --> 06:44:53.880
Yep.

06:44:53.880 --> 06:44:55.880
So now you have the Guino, you're going to be good.

06:44:55.880 --> 06:44:59.880
So you're going to want to kill the bot side, and then afterwards you're going to pound

06:44:59.880 --> 06:45:00.880
the dragon, okay?

06:45:00.880 --> 06:45:01.880
Sure bot, play dragon.

06:45:01.880 --> 06:45:02.880
Got it.

06:45:02.880 --> 06:45:03.880
Yes, sir.

06:45:03.880 --> 06:45:04.880
Go ahead.

06:45:04.880 --> 06:45:05.880
Yes.

06:45:05.880 --> 06:45:06.880
Try five boots, you think?

06:45:06.880 --> 06:45:08.880
Or am I good?

06:45:08.880 --> 06:45:12.880
At this point, honestly, you're going to want to get steel caps this game.

06:45:12.880 --> 06:45:13.880
Got it.

06:45:13.880 --> 06:45:25.880
you're going to go wolves and to gromp

06:45:25.880 --> 06:45:29.880
this is a win I'm telling you we need to win this fucking game alright

06:45:29.880 --> 06:45:31.880
we need to win this fucking game

06:45:31.880 --> 06:45:33.880
I'm telling you we got this chat we need to win this fucking game

06:45:33.880 --> 06:45:36.880
so what are you going to do now is you're going to play for the wolves and then gromp

06:45:36.880 --> 06:45:39.880
the dragon is up in about 35 seconds so we're going to want to look on that okay

06:45:39.880 --> 06:45:48.920
on that okay like it's genuinely for us fuck right now

06:45:53.400 --> 06:45:58.600
okay now we'll go but go but go but go but go but go but

06:45:58.600 --> 06:46:02.720
control E backup

06:46:05.320 --> 06:46:09.240
okay go for the dragon so I'm noticing that problem with you is you need to let

06:46:09.240 --> 06:46:16.240
your W channel bro. He needs out your W channel.

06:46:17.000 --> 06:46:22.000
This is a bit risky. The Avelia could come here.

06:46:22.000 --> 06:46:25.000
Should I still go? Yeah, yeah, yeah, just to make sure you're

06:46:25.000 --> 06:46:30.000
getting them. Sometimes, big time players make it 4k.

06:46:30.000 --> 06:46:33.000
Smite at 1.4k? Nice.

06:46:33.000 --> 06:46:38.000
No, no, no, you don't want to fight this.

06:46:38.000 --> 06:46:42.000
So I want you to uh, walk to red. Walk to red.

06:46:47.000 --> 06:46:48.000
Holy C.S. Mock.

06:46:49.000 --> 06:46:51.000
I'm telling you bro, you're fucking destroying this guy.

06:46:52.000 --> 06:47:02.000
Like, you're gonna sit there bro, and after this game he's gonna 2-3-sub-2 and fucking moan your name every time he nuts because of how fucking like, Stockholm syndrome he's gonna be. Do you understand me?

06:47:03.000 --> 06:47:06.000
He's gonna sit there and be like, oh, Janksy. Janksy.

06:47:06.000 --> 06:47:12.560
And then you're gonna sit there and be like dude what the fuck are you doing get away from me fucking weirdo

06:47:12.560 --> 06:47:16.240
And he's gonna be like doing that over and over and over again every day for the rest of his life

06:47:16.240 --> 06:47:21.320
Do you understand yeah, you know walk mid-mid-mid-mid-mid mid-mid-mid John mid John mid

06:47:21.760 --> 06:47:23.600
Bro the drone

06:47:23.600 --> 06:47:27.240
John okay, you can go for the fight snow alton and kill the Aralea. Oh

06:47:30.560 --> 06:47:34.120
That was really early it should be final press E

06:47:36.000 --> 06:47:37.520
Nice.

06:47:37.520 --> 06:47:39.720
Another one.

06:47:39.720 --> 06:47:40.880
Kill.

06:47:40.880 --> 06:47:41.880
Q.

06:47:41.880 --> 06:47:42.880
Nice!

06:47:42.880 --> 06:47:45.400
There we go, man.

06:47:45.400 --> 06:47:48.400
How do I look, uh, you know, not Baron?

06:47:48.400 --> 06:47:49.400
No.

06:47:49.400 --> 06:47:50.600
You're going to go blue.

06:47:50.600 --> 06:47:51.600
You're going to go blue.

06:47:51.600 --> 06:47:52.600
I should ask Baron.

06:47:52.600 --> 06:47:53.600
Baron.

06:47:53.600 --> 06:47:54.600
Baron.

06:47:54.600 --> 06:47:55.600
Baron.

06:47:55.600 --> 06:47:56.600
Ping.

06:47:56.600 --> 06:47:57.600
No.

06:47:57.600 --> 06:47:58.600
No.

06:47:58.600 --> 06:47:59.600
No.

06:47:59.600 --> 06:48:00.600
No.

06:48:00.600 --> 06:48:01.600
Oh, no, Jayce.

06:48:01.600 --> 06:48:03.600
Get away from the Baron, please.

06:48:03.600 --> 06:48:05.400
I'm trying to kill your Tristana.

06:48:05.400 --> 06:48:12.400
I mean, you need to talk back to me bro while you do the Baron.

06:48:12.400 --> 06:48:16.400
Hey Udyr, how's it going?

06:48:16.400 --> 06:48:22.400
Oh, Jinx, it's going to be a law force for me if you take that Baron. Please stop doing it.

06:48:22.400 --> 06:48:26.400
No Udyr, I have to win this fight to get around to Udyr.

06:48:26.400 --> 06:48:32.400
Oh, but Jinx, if you don't win the game, I'll let you win another battle.

06:48:32.400 --> 06:48:39.360
okay hey all right hey hey come on bro this bro jc it's a game in the fucking mind set bro

06:48:39.360 --> 06:48:41.200
i'm not doing this because i enjoy it

06:48:45.200 --> 06:48:49.760
mark okay still caps and then you right click the experimental x flight

06:48:51.680 --> 06:48:57.840
now go for the boom here we go go chat if we win this game we are going off with

06:48:57.840 --> 06:49:02.240
friends grab your penis grab some motion as long as rates in fossil potential grab

06:49:02.240 --> 06:49:05.440
your penis grab some motion throw it on the big screen and tell your girlfriend

06:49:05.440 --> 06:49:13.080
to fuck off yes exactly this the next time we are getting bronze my guys this

06:49:13.080 --> 06:49:16.080
is where you're gonna do every single one of you right now if you have a

06:49:16.080 --> 06:49:21.060
girlfriend I want you to grab duct tape right now and duct tape and iPad to her

06:49:21.060 --> 06:49:25.440
head with a screen facing you and then you're gonna put a picture of Jinxie and

06:49:25.440 --> 06:49:31.440
And while you have sex with your girlfriend, you're going to nut to the side of Jinxie staring into your soul. Do you understand me?

06:49:32.440 --> 06:49:34.440
Uh, Chad, do not do that.

06:49:34.440 --> 06:49:36.440
Okay, just one more round.

06:49:47.440 --> 06:49:50.440
Walk in this bush? Maybe he's here. Walk in the bush.

06:49:51.440 --> 06:49:53.440
Okay. Fight mid.

06:49:55.440 --> 06:49:58.880
Im going to defend the Thresh. The Thresh first!

06:50:02.340 --> 06:50:03.160
Flash!?

06:50:03.880 --> 06:50:04.680
NICE!!!

06:50:04.800 --> 06:50:05.600
NICE!!!!!

06:50:05.600 --> 06:50:09.560
Q X ve i e e e x ve e e e ee

06:50:09.820 --> 06:50:12.940
Q X ve ko ko ko ko ko ko ko ko ko ko ko ko ko ko ko ko ko ko ko ko ko ko ko ko k- neeeee我在

06:50:12.940 --> 06:50:13.520
Nice!

06:50:20.560 --> 06:50:21.140
Ok!

06:50:21.140 --> 06:50:23.420
So we aren't gonna play for this learn.

06:50:25.440 --> 06:50:27.440
I feel this, I want you to recall, look on the crab.

06:50:33.440 --> 06:50:35.440
So, Jinxie, can I ask you a question?

06:50:35.440 --> 06:50:36.440
What's up man, how's it going brother?

06:50:36.440 --> 06:50:37.440
Talk to me.

06:50:37.440 --> 06:50:39.440
Why are you hosting a fuck-a-fan contest?

06:50:40.440 --> 06:50:42.440
I'm not, bro. That's a rumor. We're spread on TikTok.

06:50:42.440 --> 06:50:45.440
It's all just brainwrap bullshit. Don't let that shit get in your head, man.

06:50:46.440 --> 06:50:49.440
Nothing you see about me in TikTok, any of it is real.

06:50:49.440 --> 06:50:50.440
None of it is real.

06:50:50.440 --> 06:50:51.440
Oh, wait, I saw someone saying,

06:50:51.440 --> 06:50:56.560
Something saying Jinxie loves supporting local orphanages and hospitals. Okay, I guess that's fake too

06:51:00.000 --> 06:51:05.980
Okay, so look listen walk to the enemy red buff the enemy red buff the enemy red buff the enemy red buff the enemy red buff now drum

06:51:05.980 --> 06:51:07.080
mid

06:51:07.080 --> 06:51:11.040
Drum mid because if you see a fight going on you're gonna go for the fight

06:51:13.040 --> 06:51:16.120
Oh my god, please kill our our our

06:51:16.120 --> 06:51:23.840
Okay, and then after you can walk mid, mid, mid, mid, mid, mid, you see that, that's you,

06:51:23.840 --> 06:51:26.440
that's got Jinx's name written all over it.

06:51:26.440 --> 06:51:30.680
Kill, Q, Q, E, E, yes, yes, yes!

06:51:30.680 --> 06:51:33.320
Good, now mid, push mid, push mid.

06:51:33.320 --> 06:51:35.680
Jinx is dominating.

06:51:35.680 --> 06:51:38.160
Fucking goddamn radius after that fucking fan contest.

06:51:38.160 --> 06:51:40.040
No, that's not a real.

06:51:40.040 --> 06:51:45.720
Okay, so now what you're gonna do, you're gonna look for the, for the inner church here.

06:51:45.720 --> 06:51:50.160
all my all diddies should I go drag now coach yep so now you're gonna go drag

06:51:50.160 --> 06:51:52.160
it

06:52:03.720 --> 06:52:09.080
is that anything wrong no I want you to type in all chat the lawn means nothing

06:52:09.080 --> 06:52:12.520
to me this is jetties world now

06:52:12.520 --> 06:52:14.520
I don't know if I'm comfortable with that, coach.

06:52:14.520 --> 06:52:15.520
Wait, Flank is going to die.

06:52:15.520 --> 06:52:16.520
Flank is going to die.

06:52:16.520 --> 06:52:17.520
Flank is going to die.

06:52:17.520 --> 06:52:18.520
I understand, I understand.

06:52:18.520 --> 06:52:21.520
Okay, look for the, look for the guan here.

06:52:21.520 --> 06:52:25.520
R and then kill, R and kill, R kill, R kill, R kill.

06:52:25.520 --> 06:52:26.520
Nice!

06:52:26.520 --> 06:52:27.520
I'm going all the way.

06:52:27.520 --> 06:52:28.520
Nice!

06:52:28.520 --> 06:52:29.520
I'm actually going all the way.

06:52:29.520 --> 06:52:30.520
Fucking nice!

06:52:30.520 --> 06:52:31.520
Dude, god damn it.

06:52:31.520 --> 06:52:32.520
Now that's what he is good.

06:52:32.520 --> 06:52:34.520
Dude, Jinx, I'm not even kidding.

06:52:34.520 --> 06:52:37.520
I feel these pangs of aggression every time you make a good play.

06:52:37.520 --> 06:52:40.520
Like, if you're in front of me, I just start squeezing your body randomly.

06:52:40.520 --> 06:52:42.520
Ah, I get Dessons.

06:52:42.520 --> 06:52:44.520
Really? Okay.

06:52:44.520 --> 06:52:46.520
Top spot clear, start with blue.

06:52:46.520 --> 06:52:48.520
You don't want them folk clear.

06:52:48.520 --> 06:52:50.520
You're gonna go for the red buff, then you're gonna walk mid.

06:52:50.520 --> 06:52:52.520
Got it, yes sir.

06:52:52.520 --> 06:52:54.520
And then I could go Scott into Baron?

06:52:54.520 --> 06:52:56.520
I know.

06:52:56.520 --> 06:52:58.520
Um...

06:52:58.520 --> 06:53:00.520
You know what?

06:53:00.520 --> 06:53:02.520
No, then you're gonna walk mid it, trust me,

06:53:02.520 --> 06:53:04.520
because the enemy team's gonna do something retarded.

06:53:04.520 --> 06:53:06.520
Walk mid right now and benefit off of the retardation.

06:53:06.520 --> 06:53:08.520
Trust me. Walk mid.

06:53:08.520 --> 06:53:13.960
in the bush in the bush that's a way no just walk man

06:53:17.320 --> 06:53:22.440
Q nice push mid just push mid and they try fighting you now you can probably

06:53:22.440 --> 06:53:25.360
just on the game you might not even have to baron hit the turret hit the turret

06:53:25.360 --> 06:53:30.120
yeah just walk up just walk up you need to walk up now I want you to iron killer

06:53:30.120 --> 06:53:36.080
I'm a killer I'm an M and kill it on the Glenn the Glenn nice good okay now the

06:53:36.080 --> 06:53:39.680
eeei, kill the thrash, kill the thrash, NICE!!!

06:53:39.920 --> 06:53:44.720
now walk with the irrelia, kill the irrelia, you motherfucker, YOU FUCKING PIZZA SHITBASTARD

06:53:44.720 --> 06:53:49.840
KILL, KILL, NO, NOO, YOU COCKSUCKER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER

06:53:49.840 --> 06:53:53.940
ok, hit the turrets, hit the turrets, kill the irrelia, kill the irrelia, kill the irrelia,

06:53:53.940 --> 06:53:58.420
E coming up, kill the irrelia, E coming up, nice, nice, nice

06:53:58.420 --> 06:54:02.620
why does everybody cook the irrelia man, im so dissapointed for it

06:54:02.620 --> 06:54:11.620
I was just getting a little bit too crazy.

06:54:11.620 --> 06:54:13.620
Okay, so now buy your dustsons.

06:54:13.620 --> 06:54:18.620
This is why you're a one trick.

06:54:18.620 --> 06:54:20.620
Let me hit the turret.

06:54:20.620 --> 06:54:28.620
Jinx, if you call me a one trick one more time, the only one trick you're going to know about is the roundhouse kick that you're going to get to your tempo and send you into the hell.

06:54:28.620 --> 06:54:29.620
Do you understand me?

06:54:29.620 --> 06:54:30.620
Yes, sir.

06:54:31.340 --> 06:54:37.980
Okay, so now listen on respawn. It is hard to like focus when my coach is saying he's gonna kill me. You're gonna kill me

06:54:38.460 --> 06:54:40.540
I mean come on dude. Damn

06:54:42.420 --> 06:54:44.420
You're gonna kill me really

06:54:44.460 --> 06:54:49.340
Jinxie jinxie jinxie play the game. Yes, jinxie. That should motivate you, bro

06:54:49.340 --> 06:54:52.980
I'm saying it to motivate you like do you not care about your life, bro

06:54:52.980 --> 06:54:56.240
Do you want your brother to grow up without his brother with him?

06:54:56.240 --> 06:55:02.020
then saying I'm gonna kill you should be the ultimate motivation you should thank

06:55:02.020 --> 06:55:05.900
me for telling you that bro because it shows you that I care you understand

06:55:05.900 --> 06:55:11.180
okay now go for the crab and then look on the barn soon okay I'm gonna want it

06:55:11.180 --> 06:55:14.780
all listen if you see the ash on your screen you instantly aren't you cure on

06:55:14.780 --> 06:55:21.620
her do you understand me now now aren't you on the ash the ash the ash Q E E E

06:55:21.620 --> 06:55:26.900
E E posh posh. Yes. No Q Q Q you to you. No E E E

06:55:27.900 --> 06:55:32.960
Auto auto Q nice mark mark the fresh the fresh the fresh nice nice nice

06:55:38.420 --> 06:55:41.220
No, the one is on the right inside just pushman pushman

06:55:44.300 --> 06:55:46.300
Contest I got a plot

06:55:46.300 --> 06:55:52.620
That's your first ever fucking quadruple baby now fucking reap your reward get that fucking nexus now

06:55:52.620 --> 06:55:57.340
Wait, yeah, okay. Wait. Yeah, it's kind of fun. I'm not gonna lie. I would not have a little bit of work

06:55:57.340 --> 06:56:03.980
No way yes, because that's the thing. He is just about scaling and then going crazy once you scale hit the turrets you can

06:56:08.380 --> 06:56:13.260
She were auto auto auto you kill you kill you kill her instantly. She's a fucking little bitch, too

06:56:16.300 --> 06:56:25.260
the show. No they can't, I'm here but you're okay. You get a little bit more play time

06:56:25.260 --> 06:56:30.860
with your play things. I want you to all chat it up. Say you guys are my dolls and I just

06:56:30.860 --> 06:56:41.260
came home from school. That's probably the weirdest thing I ever made you type but I'm

06:56:41.260 --> 06:56:44.260
gonna be honest it still hits hard like that's aura

06:56:44.260 --> 06:56:47.180
guardian angel blade of the room get 4

06:56:47.180 --> 06:56:49.620
so you're gonna break the guardian angel and then you're gonna buy the elixir

06:56:49.620 --> 06:56:54.060
of wrath the red one that's new i haven't bought this one yet

06:56:54.060 --> 06:56:57.660
so that one gives you damage and it makes you heal off of all the physical

06:56:57.660 --> 06:57:02.860
damage that you do yo yee is fun chat i think i'm just a faker of iran bro

06:57:02.860 --> 06:57:08.540
i'm not even kidding i carry every game bro am i the faker of iran

06:57:08.540 --> 06:57:14.000
You're honestly might be bro. He might be you know what? I think I think fakers the jinxive challenger

06:57:17.820 --> 06:57:19.820
Yep, okay, so now look for the dragon

06:57:27.740 --> 06:57:29.740
Alright nice now go fucking crazy

06:57:31.540 --> 06:57:34.120
But dude yes go keep going

06:57:34.120 --> 06:57:42.160
2 it's up in a second jiddy jiddy

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okay so now listen i want you to take the dragon and then go mid after the dragon well jiddy

06:57:58.040 --> 06:58:04.080
doesn't need the specter okay so now walk mid if they come for you you're gonna

06:58:04.080 --> 06:58:06.080
1v5 pen to kill them.

06:58:06.080 --> 06:58:08.080
Yo, Walkman.

06:58:08.080 --> 06:58:10.080
Pen to kill? First one ever? Here we go.

06:58:10.080 --> 06:58:14.080
Mmm, probably not, but you're gonna get a 1v3 triple kill. Just walk at them.

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So your order of priority is Ash, then Thresh, then Udyr. Okay?

06:58:19.080 --> 06:58:21.080
Got it. Ash, Thresh, Udyr, Ash, Thresh.

06:58:25.080 --> 06:58:26.080
What I do if the Ash is hiding?

06:58:26.080 --> 06:58:28.080
You're just going on the Thresh, going on the Thresh.

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But like, I want you to hold your Q. Oh.

06:58:30.080 --> 06:58:32.080
R? R?

06:58:32.080 --> 06:58:35.580
Okay, now go in the ash, the ash, the ash, no.

06:58:35.580 --> 06:58:39.980
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to kill the minion because I'm actually sorry.

06:58:39.980 --> 06:58:40.980
I'm sorry.

06:58:40.980 --> 06:58:41.980
It's okay.

06:58:41.980 --> 06:58:43.980
Listen, it's okay, it's okay.

06:58:43.980 --> 06:58:44.980
It's okay.

06:58:44.980 --> 06:58:46.540
So now, this is what we're gonna do, okay?

06:58:46.540 --> 06:58:49.380
On our respawn, we're just gonna play it safe and consistent.

06:58:49.380 --> 06:58:53.980
We're gonna look for the Baron, and then we're gonna look for the end, okay?

06:58:53.980 --> 06:58:57.780
My teams are pinging Baron, but I'm not back for 40 seconds, and they have a brick in their

06:58:57.780 --> 06:58:58.780
head.

06:58:58.780 --> 06:59:01.780
Yeah, probably, actually. Loki probably.

06:59:04.780 --> 06:59:07.780
Coach, I'm actually, like, coach, I'm getting in the sorry.

06:59:07.780 --> 06:59:10.780
Oh, I didn't get a Cuban minions, coach, I'm sorry, coach.

06:59:10.780 --> 06:59:13.780
I'm telling you, listen, it's fine, because you still got this shit.

06:59:13.780 --> 06:59:17.780
Like, this game is still the freest win that you've ever had in your entire life, do you understand?

06:59:17.780 --> 06:59:23.780
Yep. Coach, I need to win this, because then I'm one off bronze, and I'll literally pull my cock out, and do a cinema game of all time.

06:59:23.780 --> 06:59:26.780
I might have run a fucking 45 seconds for that one.

06:59:26.780 --> 06:59:30.380
no 30 seconds you're gonna be okay at this you know

06:59:30.380 --> 06:59:37.020
so now what we're gonna do out of base you're gonna look on the red box

06:59:37.020 --> 06:59:44.020
no you can't buy it just go to the red box

06:59:44.020 --> 06:59:50.020
push the wave top the wave top the wave first top wave

06:59:50.020 --> 06:59:52.020
Yes sir

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Now go for the red and then after the red you're gonna burn

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Uh, I'm ironically yes

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why are we alone in the nexus just hit just to the baron you got

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trust me

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E, no keep hitting it jingsy stop you want to keep hitting it

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if you run away for a minute it's gonna kill you

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Okay, so instantly after this you're gonna recall by guardian angel. Yep

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And then you just walk mid now you on the game now we now now we get a panda. Yep. Oh my god

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Because you got hit by the actual

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It actually might be it might be

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Go in ult ulti now. Ult!

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Niiiice!

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Did I get it? Wait what? Wait, why didn't I get a pent up? You're you're keeping so high your kills.

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I did so much damage though, why didn't...

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It's fine, let me just say I'm not okay. I'll get a pent up someday, bro.

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You will get your pen to the Sunday, but just not yet. We're all on respawns. We just end on the next menu

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Yep snow just wait for the wave and I'll start hitting it and just like that bro

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Seven yo, okay, I'm not gonna lie. He might be better than Warwick when he scales. Yes shit

07:02:11.520 --> 07:02:15.740
when he scales you actually can't die because you just go invisible and you

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kill the switchy people and then you just keep healing okay Jinxie before you

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queue up the YouTube viewers are gonna have to migrate to the Twitch stream

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now okay I'm gonna end on YouTube I'm gonna I'm gonna end on YouTube and then

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we're gonna listen to whatever you want as long as you want for the bronze game

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okay yep but before we do before we do right click on the chosen one yep click

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What's his view profile?

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Yep.

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Now do.

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Click where it says,

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not just three.

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No.

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Wait,

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so he dropped to iron.

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He didn't drop to iron yet,

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but he's losing all his fucking games.

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This piece of shit.

07:03:04.200 --> 07:03:07.680
He's lost five of his last six games.

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Let's go dude.

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Let's actually,

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there you go.

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It's like, James, see, that's the thing. You always need to have one person that you hate watch because if you hate watch them, then every time they lose, you're going to feel even better about yourself.

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So don't ask.

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I earned an F plus on the holy shit.

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Yo, chat, when he scales, you actually can't die.

07:03:32.120 --> 07:03:37.960
You target the squishy people, you go invisible, and you just eq, w, eq, w, r, eq, w, r, eq,

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w, r, smite, then eq, w, r, smite, then eq, w, r, smite, then eq, w, r, smite, then eq,

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w, r, smite, then eq, w, r, smite.

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Okay, thanks, I wanted to open this part and click the link that I just sent.

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This is the bronze game, don't ask.

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Can I go P before I click it?

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Yep, you can go P right now.

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All right, and if you want to speak to the chat again, this is a historic moment for the stream, bro.

07:03:57.420 --> 07:03:57.720
Okay.

07:03:58.360 --> 07:04:02.880
Uh, guys, I need to piss as well, but I'll be back soon. Give me a second.

07:04:22.200 --> 07:04:24.260
you

07:04:52.200 --> 07:04:54.260
you

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share. Dude, what the fuck? Bro said he had a small bladder, but he's been

07:05:58.620 --> 07:06:02.060
pissing for the last like three minutes.

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Alright, guys, everyone listen. We need to all clasp our hands in prayer together.

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Everybody. Don't mess. This is it, bro. Okay, Jensi. Yes, sir. I have a speech for

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you but you need to play that song to give me the background music that I need.

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Yes sir.

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Are you ready? Yes sir.

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Can you hear it?

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I can listen.

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Jinx say I want you to understand that right now, this is your moment.

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It's not about League of Legends.

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It's not about your stream.

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It's not about riot and it's not even about the killers.

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This moment, Jinxie, is about you.

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It's about you knowing that you are capable.

07:07:00.820 --> 07:07:06.020
It's about you sitting there on your first day of League of Legends, not knowing anything

07:07:06.020 --> 07:07:12.420
going on, running it down, not even knowing what the fuck you even click.

07:07:12.420 --> 07:07:19.420
everyone laughing about you, about you having the worst experience of your life, but about

07:07:19.420 --> 07:07:26.660
you being born to chew again the next day, about you being willing, day in, day out to

07:07:26.660 --> 07:07:36.780
learn to become better, to improve, to adapt, to overcome, to improvise. It's about you

07:07:36.780 --> 07:07:43.780
You're being able to turn yourself into the version of you that overcomes every obstacle.

07:07:43.780 --> 07:07:49.780
The version of you that has always been deep within you.

07:07:49.780 --> 07:07:55.780
The version of you, Jainci, that turned yourself into the biggest stream on Twitch.

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The version of you that turned yourself into a champion Rainbow Six player.

07:08:00.780 --> 07:08:05.780
The version of you that managed to become the one and the biggest thing on TikTok.

07:08:05.780 --> 07:08:15.300
It's about you looking everyone dead in the eye and telling them you are wrong about what

07:08:15.300 --> 07:08:24.020
I am capable of and showing them just how serious you were about what you were saying.

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That when it comes to Jinxie, it isn't just words, it's actions and this action right

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now is you chewing up Thread Bronze. It's about you chewing up and hitting a rank that

07:08:41.660 --> 07:08:50.660
nobody thought you would hit. That probably not even you thought you would hit. But you

07:08:50.660 --> 07:08:56.660
are willing to try and you are willing to learn and you are willing to deal with the

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Anger, with the fear, with the ridicule!

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And this is your magnum opus.

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This is the moment when every single game that you played over the last three weeks has led up to

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the game where you show everyone, I am not only Jainci,

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That I am a student.

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The student of darkness, J.C.

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You are receiving the torch that I hand to you.

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You uphold the mantle of what it means to be one of North America's greatest one-tricks.

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And I know that you will do some crazy fucking show with it, because right now it's a battle for God, Shanksie.

07:09:54.660 --> 07:09:59.660
But in a week it'll be a battle for Silver, a month it'll be God!

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And by the end of this summer, it'll be Roderick, staring at you with fear in his eyes.

07:10:08.660 --> 07:10:13.660
As you not only overtake him, but you dominate him!

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Let you destroy them!

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And then you speed past them, nothing more than a grip on your radar

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As you continue your journey to the heavens

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And as emote gets attained, and then diamond gets attained

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And then one day master, and then challenger!

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That is your story, Jamesy, and the only thing you have to do in every single day is be willing to write another page in it.

07:10:53.660 --> 07:11:01.660
Because we already know what the ending of that book is. The only question is, do you have enough ink to get there?

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That was one of the most beautiful speeches I've heard in my entire life, man.

07:11:06.660 --> 07:11:12.420
But does it amp you up? Does it make you fucking ready for the battle to come?

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I'm gonna be honest, I think we need it. Yes, I think it's necessary

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Listen right now right now jinx. Yeah, I wanted to I wanted to turn off the music

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I'm about to link you my playlist this one is called powerful feelings and this is the playlist that you run

07:11:39.360 --> 07:11:44.960
When you're not just looking for hard style, but you're looking for a fucking playlist

07:11:45.200 --> 07:11:48.820
That's gonna ascend you to another dimension

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Do you think you are worthy to wield this playlist?

07:11:54.200 --> 07:11:56.200
Yes. Yes, sir. I'm worthy

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I'm worthy then get it the fuck done

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All right, powerful feelings right here. Yep, and just let it cue. Yep, right there. Get it on.

07:12:06.000 --> 07:12:20.560
Fucking. This is the last one that's left. Right here, right now, Jamesy. And for the last two games,

07:12:20.560 --> 07:12:26.600
I wanted to understand that you were chained. You were like me during the LCS broadcast. You couldn't

07:12:26.600 --> 07:12:30.360
Say the things you wanted to say you couldn't do the things you wanted to do

07:12:31.080 --> 07:12:35.760
But now you're on fucking jettie wick, baby, and when jettie wick gets locked in

07:12:35.760 --> 07:12:38.800
Oh, I know you're feeling it in your bones, aren't you?

07:12:40.440 --> 07:12:44.120
You know what the fuck you're about to do to the enemy team don't you, Jengzee?

07:12:47.160 --> 07:12:49.160
Then let's fucking do it

07:12:49.160 --> 07:13:09.280
It's about being willing to lay down your life for your legacy next year, let's do it

07:13:09.280 --> 07:13:10.280
now.

07:13:10.280 --> 07:13:17.120
And it only gets better until you start on the blue, clear all the way down, talk to

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Oh

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Remember we don't want to over jump right now. I know right now. Jin see the happiness flowing through you

07:13:25.160 --> 07:13:27.820
I know right now. It feels like your blood vessels are

07:13:28.380 --> 07:13:34.240
Expanding that they're opening that your brain is receiving information and your body is replicating it

07:13:34.280 --> 07:13:38.160
But right now what you have to do is you have to just walk it in focus on your fear

07:13:38.280 --> 07:13:43.660
Focus on being the best fucking fear that you've ever seen. I'm going to insist like the drop-offs you're running towards it

07:13:43.660 --> 07:13:50.660
Let's go, there you go. Control W. And then you just start clearing. This is all we have

07:13:50.660 --> 07:13:54.420
to do right now. Remember, you don't want to use your W while you're clearing. I'm

07:13:54.420 --> 07:13:58.100
jinxed to this one and saying I know that right now, the berms are there, but you need

07:13:58.100 --> 07:14:01.100
to control them. This is for bronze, bro.

07:14:01.100 --> 07:14:02.100
Yes, sir.

07:14:02.100 --> 07:14:09.100
Now let's listen to the jab all the fucking folk here occurs.

07:14:09.100 --> 07:14:34.560
Now remember, Jensy, when you kill the big one, you're gonna auto-attack all those small

07:14:34.560 --> 07:14:35.560
ones once.

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You're not going to do multiple auto attacks on them, am I fucking understeady?

07:14:42.880 --> 07:14:44.380
NICE!

07:14:56.700 --> 07:14:59.200
You're going to plant on the red, and then afterwards you're close.

07:15:04.700 --> 07:15:05.200
There you go.

07:15:05.560 --> 07:15:08.560
Don't forget to use your Evoid to take on Stamage.

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Dang, they're in the epic box. Then afterwards we're gonna work on the Crab here.

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Control W.

07:15:25.560 --> 07:15:27.560
Alright, now you're gonna have to work on the Crab. Let's go.

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Take the Crab. Fucking mod this motherfucker, Jyncey.

07:15:35.560 --> 07:15:38.560
You can't contest this pub, and you can't contest the next one either.

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If he bites you, you fucking kill him.

07:15:40.060 --> 07:15:41.060
You fucking kill him.

07:15:41.060 --> 07:15:42.060
You fucking kill him.

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If he bites you, you fucking kill him.

07:15:43.560 --> 07:15:44.560
You hold Q.

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Hold it!

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Nice!

07:15:48.560 --> 07:15:50.060
God, I don't want to fucking die.

07:15:50.060 --> 07:15:51.060
To fucking die.

07:15:52.060 --> 07:15:53.060
Chase.

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Chase!

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You hold your Q again.

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Hold it.

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Nice!

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Recall.

07:15:58.060 --> 07:15:59.060
Recall Top God.

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Me!

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Me!

07:16:00.060 --> 07:16:01.060
Me!

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Fucking Christ.

07:16:02.060 --> 07:16:08.060
Oh my god, I love this fucking speech. Goddamn it, I love this fucking speech!

07:16:10.060 --> 07:16:12.060
Then do the speech proud!

07:16:14.060 --> 07:16:16.060
Be deserving of it!

07:16:20.060 --> 07:16:23.060
Sylvester Stallone is talking to you, JC.

07:16:24.060 --> 07:16:27.060
This speech was for you.

07:16:27.060 --> 07:16:28.060
And you.

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So you're going to go scuttle, and then drop.

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It will beat you to your knees and seat you there permanently if you like it.

07:16:57.060 --> 07:16:59.120
you

07:17:27.060 --> 07:17:29.120
you

07:17:57.060 --> 07:18:06.500
Okay, so now you're gonna play for the clubs after the clubs, you look on the dragon, okay?

07:18:06.500 --> 07:18:09.340
The Rengar is the priorityist Rengar then dragon.

07:18:09.340 --> 07:18:20.180
Okay, Jixi, I'm gonna one you to press W now, now, now!

07:18:20.180 --> 07:18:22.180
Find the Rengar and kill him! Find him!

07:18:22.180 --> 07:18:24.180
Jason!

07:18:24.180 --> 07:18:26.180
SNIP HIM OUT!

07:18:33.180 --> 07:18:35.180
Smite him! Got it?

07:18:35.180 --> 07:18:38.180
Now when you choose up in a second, you're gonna have to hope for a...

07:18:38.180 --> 07:18:39.180
Uh...

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Press 2?

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Fucking hurry!

07:18:42.180 --> 07:18:44.180
You fucking piece of shit, hurry!

07:18:46.180 --> 07:18:47.180
Okay, so fine.

07:18:47.180 --> 07:18:49.180
Yup, you're good, you're good. My bad, my bad!

07:18:49.180 --> 07:18:50.300
Fuck fuck fuck!

07:18:50.700 --> 07:18:53.020
It's okay, it's okay, listen, listen, it's fucking tough.

07:18:53.020 --> 07:18:54.460
I could have told you back off.

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I was just expecting that already.

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So now what are you gonna do? Listen, I want you to watch this red bug.

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Yes! To his red.

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To his red.

07:19:01.660 --> 07:19:03.580
JC, we're playing the fight on our own.

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His fucking doorstep now.

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Ignore the dragon.

07:19:12.140 --> 07:19:13.180
Go straight to his red.

07:19:19.180 --> 07:19:25.180
So now if you get rid of it, and then after the rudder, I want to look on the fuzz.

07:19:36.180 --> 07:19:40.180
So when you die, you're gonna go with Raphous and his fuzz, am I understand?

07:19:40.180 --> 07:19:42.180
Raphous and fuzz!

07:19:45.180 --> 07:19:48.180
I want you to join me, I'm just helping with the calling.

07:19:48.180 --> 07:19:49.580
Okay, we're gonna go after now.

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Oh, there's Krugs, there's Krugs.

07:19:56.280 --> 07:19:59.080
While you're clearing the Krugs, do not use your E.

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You can use your Q, but do not E.

07:20:01.280 --> 07:20:03.080
You might be 1v2 here.

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Press to while you're clear.

07:20:08.980 --> 07:20:10.980
Don't, do not, I got it, I'll tell you when to.

07:20:12.080 --> 07:20:13.180
Hold Q, hold it.

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Okay.

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One more?

07:20:16.580 --> 07:20:18.080
NOOOOOOICE!

07:20:18.180 --> 07:20:20.760
to this to this to the to the on

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That should be fine

07:20:30.120 --> 07:20:32.120
Okay, so now by your form

07:20:33.240 --> 07:20:38.900
So on these one chasing you're gonna start on that you're gonna pull through all the way up you pull clear up

07:20:39.480 --> 07:20:41.580
This is something that I would do here

07:20:48.180 --> 07:21:02.180
The plane go on the right, bot to top, go there.

07:21:02.180 --> 07:21:07.180
Now the reason why gents here are going for the bot to top here is because if you go bot

07:21:07.180 --> 07:21:09.180
to top, you can bait on his wrappers.

07:21:09.180 --> 07:21:14.180
So we're playing for rein bait on his wrappers, that's our next timer.

07:21:14.180 --> 07:21:18.180
I want you to drone bot, I want you to drone bot while you're playing these cards.

07:21:18.180 --> 07:21:21.180
Alright, that's fine, we're full carry.

07:21:26.180 --> 07:21:27.180
Play up.

07:21:34.180 --> 07:21:36.180
Alright, now we're up first.

07:21:40.180 --> 07:21:42.180
This goes fucking hard, you're gonna miss this.

07:21:44.180 --> 07:21:46.180
Now look for the books

07:21:53.260 --> 07:21:57.300
Yes, it's the same pulse that's rising within me

07:21:57.660 --> 07:21:59.660
That simple

07:22:04.180 --> 07:22:07.900
Whispering their sweet song interiors do you understand

07:22:14.180 --> 07:22:30.180
Alright, so now it's Gromp, and then after we're going to look on the Roppers, er, the Grompster.

07:22:34.180 --> 07:22:36.180
Don't forget to use your Tiamat.

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There you go. Now we go on the Gromp, it's Gromp.

07:23:14.180 --> 07:23:16.180
He's right there!

07:23:16.180 --> 07:23:18.180
Okay, back up, back up, back up, back up.

07:23:18.180 --> 07:23:19.180
Eat?

07:23:23.180 --> 07:23:25.180
Nice! Kill! Yes! Yes!

07:23:25.180 --> 07:23:27.180
Dude! Best Duke! Best Duke!

07:23:27.180 --> 07:23:29.180
Okay, that was a good one.

07:23:29.180 --> 07:23:30.180
If that's okay, I'll see you next time.

07:23:30.180 --> 07:23:31.180
They make a difference.

07:23:31.180 --> 07:23:33.180
Okay, where can we go to bring the rune king? Let's go.

07:23:40.180 --> 07:23:41.180
That's you, KC.

07:23:41.180 --> 07:23:43.180
If you have no dreams, you are bad.

07:23:43.180 --> 07:23:45.180
You understand

07:23:46.680 --> 07:23:48.680
The dream is lies

07:23:48.680 --> 07:23:51.680
Are you willing to do what it takes to achieve that dream?

07:23:52.680 --> 07:23:55.680
Then hear your boss out and then get that fucking dragon

07:24:10.680 --> 07:24:12.680
It's fine, you have time to hear your boss out

07:24:12.680 --> 07:24:18.440
He won't be able to cure it before you get your ults up, so we're playing through your ults in the tunnel on the dragon

07:24:18.440 --> 07:24:20.440
So we need to give it a little bit of time

07:24:31.640 --> 07:24:37.240
After this you're going dragon, but I want you to work for a fight on that. Let's walk up

07:24:37.240 --> 07:24:52.000
So you did, but the problem is that you just target the wrong person.

07:24:52.000 --> 07:24:56.400
Rengar was really low, so you have to play on him.

07:24:56.400 --> 07:25:02.080
Hey, Jengse, I want you to skip this song and click the next one after it, then now

07:25:02.080 --> 07:25:04.080
Now we are three more.

07:25:04.080 --> 07:25:12.080
There you go.

07:25:12.080 --> 07:25:14.080
This is what we need right now.

07:25:14.080 --> 07:25:16.080
Go to the dragon.

07:25:16.080 --> 07:25:18.080
You are a fucking gladiator, James.

07:25:18.080 --> 07:25:20.080
Did you understand me?

07:25:20.080 --> 07:25:22.080
You're in the fucking arena right now

07:25:22.080 --> 07:25:24.080
with tens of thousands of onlookers.

07:25:24.080 --> 07:25:26.080
I wanted to imagine the little boy

07:25:26.080 --> 07:25:28.080
that you were when you started streaming.

07:25:28.080 --> 07:25:30.080
Would you ever have imagined

07:25:30.080 --> 07:25:34.520
60,000 people would watch you in prawns in League of Legends?

07:25:34.520 --> 07:25:38.520
Would you ever imagine that a stadium, Jinxie?

07:25:38.520 --> 07:25:40.520
A fucking stadium!

07:25:40.520 --> 07:25:42.520
Of all the burgers!

07:25:42.520 --> 07:25:44.520
Would you hear your name?

07:25:44.520 --> 07:25:48.520
Then I want you to do them fucking proud

07:25:48.520 --> 07:25:51.520
because they could be anywhere, but right now they are here

07:25:51.520 --> 07:25:53.520
so you need to give them the fucking performance that they deserve.

07:25:53.520 --> 07:25:55.520
Fight!

07:25:55.520 --> 07:25:58.520
I want you to try something and go and chase this.

07:25:58.520 --> 07:26:02.820
Okay? Look back on the dragon, look back on the dragon. They already backed off, but look back, they backed off.

07:26:02.820 --> 07:26:06.820
Remember, we chase as far as until it's not good enough.

07:26:17.820 --> 07:26:19.320
So now what are you gonna do?

07:26:19.320 --> 07:26:21.320
Yes, you're gonna look for...

07:26:22.320 --> 07:26:23.820
GO HEN! GO HEN!

07:26:24.820 --> 07:26:26.020
Go for the Sona.

07:26:26.020 --> 07:26:27.420
That's your name, Retina.

07:26:27.420 --> 07:26:28.980
YES!

07:26:28.980 --> 07:26:30.680
THE BLUE!

07:26:41.560 --> 07:26:43.060
COME ON!

07:26:44.360 --> 07:26:46.360
This is your moment, JC.

07:26:46.720 --> 07:26:49.840
Fucking seize the day, bro!

07:26:50.920 --> 07:26:52.240
Go put your red buff.

07:26:52.240 --> 07:26:53.740
Drop to top, okay?

07:26:57.420 --> 07:27:05.420
You're gonna be looking glad to all the way to the top.

07:27:05.420 --> 07:27:14.420
Jynxie, I know that so far I've always told you that all of these games are about QN,

07:27:14.420 --> 07:27:20.420
what you could accomplish, but I just want you to know that right now, out there, somewhere

07:27:20.420 --> 07:27:25.420
in the world, there is one person looking at your journey and you're taking inspiration

07:27:25.420 --> 07:27:31.420
There is one person witnessing what you're doing with League of Legends and you're thinking

07:27:31.420 --> 07:27:33.420
that maybe they could apply it to their own life.

07:27:33.420 --> 07:27:36.420
They're seeing you go through this process, go through rappers.

07:27:36.420 --> 07:27:41.420
Day by day, they're watching you get better and burn and they're thinking to themselves

07:27:41.420 --> 07:27:44.420
if he can do it, maybe I can too.

07:27:44.420 --> 07:27:51.420
There are people out there, JC, where they are relying on you to succeed.

07:27:51.420 --> 07:27:58.420
For them this game it means more than you could ever know because if they would ever

07:27:58.420 --> 07:28:03.420
think of it for all then maybe they would be able one day to achieve the things that

07:28:03.420 --> 07:28:05.420
you have been able to.

07:28:05.420 --> 07:28:11.420
So it's not just about agency, it's about a message that is even greater than you.

07:28:11.420 --> 07:28:15.420
Do you get that?

07:28:15.420 --> 07:28:21.580
It's a message that anything is possible as long as you set your mind to it a

07:28:22.620 --> 07:28:31.480
Message that you can overcome whatever circumstances on your life so long as you are willing to put in the work necessary to do so a

07:28:34.340 --> 07:28:39.660
Message jing see that you could go from the worst player and iron with not a single

07:28:39.660 --> 07:28:47.660
on how anything works to being somebody that dominates consistently and every lobby that they get inside of!

07:28:52.660 --> 07:28:56.660
Now play for this hero and after the hero that I want you to look up at

07:28:59.660 --> 07:29:02.660
and just allow the new system to go right back.

07:29:09.660 --> 07:29:35.220
You're going to want to finish your titanic hydro first.

07:29:35.220 --> 07:29:37.220
You have enough gold for the titanic hydro.

07:29:37.220 --> 07:29:42.580
It's in the commonly belt, 2100.

07:29:42.580 --> 07:29:46.420
This is the song we needed, go to the quads.

07:29:46.420 --> 07:29:50.100
This is what we need to hear right now.

07:29:50.100 --> 07:29:53.820
This is what we need to hear right now.

07:29:53.820 --> 07:29:58.380
The people that are living their dreams are fighting winners to attach themselves to.

07:29:58.380 --> 07:30:03.380
The people that are living their dreams are the people that know that if it's going to

07:30:03.380 --> 07:30:11.380
We're gonna play on the Raptors here. After Raptors, we're gonna look for the topside soon.

07:30:19.380 --> 07:30:26.380
You didn't see that was you when you were doing with Moda and he was running you down every game. You just didn't come through, do you understand me?

07:30:26.380 --> 07:30:34.980
And now you're about to see him show everybody that when you're a run, you're capable of

07:30:34.980 --> 07:30:37.980
more than anyone to the top possible.

07:30:37.980 --> 07:30:49.980
Alright, after this, I want you to run to the top and then you're going to maybe end

07:30:49.980 --> 07:30:51.980
You're gonna want to steal all their comps, like...

07:30:59.420 --> 07:31:01.420
Now go for the clubs, you're gonna saw in the clubs.

07:31:01.420 --> 07:31:04.540
You're gonna go clubs, red, and then, uh, rafters.

07:31:17.420 --> 07:31:19.920
Alright, get the red rafters and rafters, the rafters.

07:31:19.980 --> 07:31:23.980
It's not over until I win!

07:31:37.980 --> 07:31:40.980
If you're gonna look up the rafters after this you're gonna pay on the giant.

07:31:40.980 --> 07:31:42.980
We're playing it safe and consistent.

07:31:42.980 --> 07:31:44.980
We don't need to overplay right now.

07:31:44.980 --> 07:31:46.980
We just gotta keep doing what we're doing.

07:31:46.980 --> 07:31:53.980
I'll tell you to go on if I see an angle for it.

07:31:53.980 --> 07:31:55.980
Just look towards the dragon.

07:31:55.980 --> 07:31:56.980
That's WNR now.

07:31:56.980 --> 07:31:57.980
WNR now.

07:31:57.980 --> 07:31:58.980
WNR now.

07:31:58.980 --> 07:31:59.980
Nice!

07:31:59.980 --> 07:32:00.980
Hurt Q!

07:32:00.980 --> 07:32:01.980
E!

07:32:01.980 --> 07:32:02.980
Flash!

07:32:02.980 --> 07:32:03.980
Flash him!

07:32:03.980 --> 07:32:04.980
Flash him!

07:32:04.980 --> 07:32:05.980
You won all of this!

07:32:05.980 --> 07:32:06.980
This is you!

07:32:06.980 --> 07:32:07.980
Back of the go dragon.

07:32:07.980 --> 07:32:12.980
Back of the go dragon.

07:32:12.980 --> 07:32:14.980
Back of the go-jag, back of the go-jag.

07:32:17.980 --> 07:32:19.980
Until you win.

07:32:29.980 --> 07:32:31.980
Genesee, can I just ask you one question, man?

07:32:33.980 --> 07:32:34.980
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

07:32:35.980 --> 07:32:38.980
Who the fuck is here?

07:32:38.980 --> 07:32:42.980
Who is witnessing?

07:32:42.980 --> 07:32:44.980
Greatness!

07:32:44.980 --> 07:32:48.980
I submit to your lies and front of my eyes!

07:32:50.980 --> 07:32:53.980
Who is watching history be made?

07:32:56.980 --> 07:32:59.980
YAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

07:32:59.980 --> 07:33:09.180
I want you to sit back in your chair and I want you to watch the animation that plays

07:33:09.180 --> 07:33:11.900
in 35 seconds.

07:33:11.900 --> 07:33:17.100
I want you to sit with every emotion that you have in your body right now and I want

07:33:17.100 --> 07:33:23.700
you to just sit back and let the biggest smile that you've ever had overtake your face.

07:33:23.700 --> 07:33:29.740
You can turn off the hard cell now.

07:33:29.740 --> 07:33:35.460
And I want you to just realize that you just did something here today.

07:33:35.460 --> 07:33:37.100
Open your league client.

07:33:37.100 --> 07:33:38.780
Open your league client now.

07:33:38.780 --> 07:33:39.780
Fast.

07:33:39.780 --> 07:33:41.780
You're going to miss it if you don't.

07:33:41.780 --> 07:33:42.780
Wait.

07:33:42.780 --> 07:33:43.980
Three, two, one.

07:33:53.700 --> 07:34:11.700
People said I was going to quit in the first day.

07:34:11.700 --> 07:34:19.700
People said it would be like giving a caveman a can of soda.

07:34:19.700 --> 07:34:26.700
I would give up instantly. Now I'm brown's four.

07:34:30.700 --> 07:34:37.700
It's so beautiful. It's so beautiful. It's so gorgeous.

07:34:37.700 --> 07:34:57.620
Now you know what you have to do, Jinxie.

07:34:57.620 --> 07:34:59.300
Later tonight, yes.

07:34:59.300 --> 07:35:03.820
But if you really want to ascend and you're right of passage as a league player, you're

07:35:03.820 --> 07:35:07.100
going to screenshot that screen.

07:35:07.100 --> 07:35:25.100
High VICE is going to get you an image of the promoted to Bronze 4.

07:35:25.100 --> 07:35:31.100
Go back into the valid High VICE and take the screenshot of promoted to Bronze 4 please.

07:35:31.100 --> 07:35:37.100
High-fives go back into the bar and take a screenshot of when it's time to promote a debonce for all of us.

07:35:37.100 --> 07:35:40.100
Dantes, here's what's gonna happen.

07:35:40.100 --> 07:35:42.100
I'm listening.

07:35:42.100 --> 07:35:49.100
Every time I'm ever close to a rank, whether it's silver, let's say I'm bronze one.

07:35:49.100 --> 07:35:52.100
Or it's gold, let's say I'm silver one.

07:35:52.100 --> 07:35:56.100
Or it's platinum, let's say I'm gold one.

07:35:56.100 --> 07:36:01.860
We're just gonna do fucking marathons and we're not gonna stop until I rank up or kill myself in game

07:36:03.380 --> 07:36:05.380
And before you know it

07:36:05.780 --> 07:36:09.380
I'll be the newest challenger to ever start the game

07:36:11.060 --> 07:36:13.220
Do you want to hear something crazy jingsy?

07:36:15.060 --> 07:36:18.260
Yes, hi guys, that's a beautiful screenshot by the way. God. I love you. Hi guys

07:36:18.820 --> 07:36:21.460
Wow, that's fucking beautiful. I was you done good, son

07:36:21.940 --> 07:36:24.580
Now have I sent that to me in disco games, please? Thank you

07:36:24.580 --> 07:36:44.660
There are only three more of those screens separating you and Ludwig.

07:36:44.660 --> 07:36:51.900
And the craziest thing, Jengzi, as you learned it today, the only thing it took wasn't you.

07:36:51.900 --> 07:36:54.260
Vod reviewing or doing anything crazy.

07:36:54.260 --> 07:36:56.820
It was you just playing, bro.

07:36:56.820 --> 07:36:58.660
That's all it took.

07:36:58.660 --> 07:37:01.940
And if you just play, I'm telling you,

07:37:01.940 --> 07:37:04.100
you're going to be able to do shit

07:37:04.100 --> 07:37:06.260
that nobody thought was possible.

07:37:08.900 --> 07:37:11.660
Have I sent it to me and discord the ms please?

07:37:11.660 --> 07:37:13.260
Yo, don't ask.

07:37:17.820 --> 07:37:19.300
What's up, Jynxie?

07:37:19.300 --> 07:37:21.660
I'm going to become challenger.

07:37:21.660 --> 07:37:23.340
I know you will.

07:37:23.340 --> 07:37:27.820
It's like made enough in my mind that I'm just going to become a challenger.

07:37:27.820 --> 07:37:31.100
And I'm telling you, this is the thing.

07:37:31.100 --> 07:37:33.860
You genuinely can be.

07:37:33.860 --> 07:37:38.540
As long as you're sitting there and you're actually listening to the things I'm telling

07:37:38.540 --> 07:37:44.020
you, as long as you're actually trying to actively incorporate it in your games, and

07:37:44.020 --> 07:37:53.900
as long as you're actively logging games and playing games, you will be challenger.

07:37:53.900 --> 07:37:56.900
There's not a doubt in my fucking mind.

07:37:56.900 --> 07:37:58.580
Thank you, man.

07:37:58.580 --> 07:38:04.140
And I'm just going to, I'm going to pass you, I'm going to pass title one, and I'm going

07:38:04.140 --> 07:38:06.220
to go for a fake as well.

07:38:06.220 --> 07:38:07.700
I just, I found it, Ralph.

07:38:07.700 --> 07:38:13.500
This is a, I haven't enjoyed a game this much since I started playing Rainbow Six Siege.

07:38:13.500 --> 07:38:16.140
that was 11 years ago, or 10 years ago.

07:38:19.780 --> 07:38:22.540
I'm gonna fuck everyone in the ass in this game.

07:38:22.540 --> 07:38:25.700
If you QNA servers in your jungler,

07:38:25.700 --> 07:38:27.860
just prepare to be ganked wide open

07:38:27.860 --> 07:38:30.020
in your little rectum.

07:38:30.020 --> 07:38:32.100
I'm going to run this fucking region, bro.

07:38:32.100 --> 07:38:34.260
I'm gonna be gonna run this region.

07:38:34.260 --> 07:38:36.980
Like, there's something about this game

07:38:36.980 --> 07:38:38.380
where it's like earlier today,

07:38:38.380 --> 07:38:42.500
like that Kane or Kayle, whatever her name is, Kayle,

07:38:42.500 --> 07:38:46.340
I literally wanted to like put my hands on her or him.

07:38:46.340 --> 07:38:47.740
Sorry, not her.

07:38:47.740 --> 07:38:49.820
I wanted to put my hands on that game player,

07:38:49.820 --> 07:38:52.500
but I didn't allow it to overcome me.

07:38:52.500 --> 07:38:54.460
And three hours later I was gone.

07:38:56.140 --> 07:38:57.300
Yeah.

07:38:57.300 --> 07:38:59.220
And that's what I told you, bro.

07:38:59.220 --> 07:39:01.260
That's why even me, I woke up this morning,

07:39:01.260 --> 07:39:03.020
I lost three in a row.

07:39:03.020 --> 07:39:04.620
And it's like by the end of tonight,

07:39:04.620 --> 07:39:06.980
either I'm gonna break even

07:39:06.980 --> 07:39:08.780
or there's never gonna be a coaching again

07:39:08.780 --> 07:39:11.020
because I'll be swinging from the ceiling fan.

07:39:11.020 --> 07:39:13.860
But one of those two things is going to be true.

07:39:13.860 --> 07:39:16.020
And all it takes is you being willing to queue up

07:39:16.020 --> 07:39:18.580
for the next game to make it a reality.

07:39:23.540 --> 07:39:24.660
Yes, bro.

07:39:24.660 --> 07:39:26.820
And how many days do you have to get challenger

07:39:26.820 --> 07:39:29.500
because I didn't commit about feeding the shit out of you?

07:39:31.740 --> 07:39:33.180
Including today?

07:39:33.180 --> 07:39:34.660
Yes, bro.

07:39:34.660 --> 07:39:35.780
Four.

07:39:35.780 --> 07:39:36.620
Okay.

07:39:36.620 --> 07:39:38.980
So you need, you have four days to get challenger.

07:39:38.980 --> 07:39:40.180
How many wins do you need?

07:39:41.020 --> 07:39:44.620
Because I will beat the ever living fuck out of you if you don't get challenged about this.

07:39:45.100 --> 07:39:46.020
I gave you one of those.

07:39:46.020 --> 07:39:47.020
Probably like 12.

07:39:47.020 --> 07:39:50.020
Yeah, so you need to get to work like now.

07:39:50.020 --> 07:39:55.020
But before, before I get off, I need to hate watching you do it and FaceTiming.

07:39:55.020 --> 07:39:56.020
Yep.

07:39:59.020 --> 07:40:01.020
I'm telling you, this is going to be the highlight of your day, bro.

07:40:01.020 --> 07:40:02.020
Yeah.

07:40:02.020 --> 07:40:06.020
Just hate watching everyone while getting your own wins in.

07:40:06.020 --> 07:40:08.020
Turn off the stream.

07:40:08.020 --> 07:40:09.020
Turn off the stream.

07:40:09.020 --> 07:40:10.020
Turn off the stream.

07:40:10.020 --> 07:40:13.020
We don't want to ruin the moment.

07:40:13.020 --> 07:40:20.020
Have I send it in Discord so I can tweet it please?

07:40:20.020 --> 07:40:24.020
Just send it to me in the Discord VMs and then I can tweet it.

07:40:24.020 --> 07:40:26.020
Thank you, I appreciate you.

07:40:26.020 --> 07:40:30.020
All right, Jency, get some rest bro, you aren't dead.

07:40:30.020 --> 07:40:33.020
What should my Twitter caption be, Dantez?

07:40:33.020 --> 07:40:40.020
God is good or challenge or soon or it's not over until I win.

07:40:40.020 --> 07:40:42.020
What should it be, bro?

07:40:42.020 --> 07:40:43.020
How about this?

07:40:43.020 --> 07:40:45.020
At Ludwig, I'm coming for that ass.

07:40:45.020 --> 07:40:47.020
No, no, how about this?

07:40:47.020 --> 07:40:53.020
How about just this one's for all the people that said I'd never be able to do it?

07:41:03.020 --> 07:41:12.820
Any emoji?

07:41:12.820 --> 07:41:14.940
You don't need an emoji, Jinxie.

07:41:14.940 --> 07:41:18.860
The message is in the screenshot.

07:41:18.860 --> 07:41:23.140
So, contest.

07:41:23.140 --> 07:41:31.140
I just want to say, bro, you have been one of my favorite human beings that I've ever

07:41:31.140 --> 07:41:37.220
met in streaming in my entire life bro. Like if it wasn't for you man and I'll put this on my life.

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If it wasn't for you Don Tess, there's a zero percent chance I would have played

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League for a month straight. But you made the game so much more fun than the game actually is bro.

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We genuinely recommend. I'm going to be honest with you Jingxi.

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You did the same for me but with streaming instead. Like it's not a joke when I say that.

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I genuinely think that if it wasn't for all this, I wouldn't even be streaming anymore.

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I was actually planning on like taking a big step back like a few days before.

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You actually hit me up for coaching the first time.

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So, you know, it's like just know that whatever was I did for you, you did it for me, but

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a thousand times over.

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God, that is a beautiful fucking message, man.

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Well, Donch has, you got to get to work, bro.

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You gotta get challenger.

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I'm about to, I'm literally probably gonna

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jerk off to this bronze screen

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and then I'm gonna get right back

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to the chopping block tomorrow.

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Sounds good to me, bro.

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It's time for the silver grind now.

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And Ludwig, I'm coming for that ass.

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You said I'd never hit, you said I'd never pass you.

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You called yourself, what was it, an unreachable

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or reaching the end of the universe?

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That's what you said.

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That sentence is gonna live with me

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for the rest of my life.

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Ludwig, I'm coming for that ass, boy.

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And in game, out of game, I don't care about it.

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You let a fire under my anus, bro.

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All right, John Tess, get to work,

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get your challenger.

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I assure you, I'll have a good one.

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Peace out, John Tess, peace out, bro.

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Bye, dude, bro, have a good night.

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Of course, it needs you.

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Wow, wow.

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Yeah, bro, like I actually mean this when I say this, bro,

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and I'm not bullshitting or kidding around.

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If I if you guys never told me because the first day I played league

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You guys were literally or the second day I played league you guys were literally spamming me to play with Don't us

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Never met him before never spoke to him before

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Literally like one of the funniest and just fun human beings

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I've ever met if I never met Dante's I probably would have quit league in the first week of the game

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I'm not kidding because he didn't make the game overly serious or overly boring

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he just was made it really fun.

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And because I was able to put a month into the game

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and learn the basics,

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I was able to get to Browns, literally.

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Like, I've met so many people that streaming, bro,

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like God says is one of my favorite human beings

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I've ever met.

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Like it's actually, if it wasn't for him, bro,

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I would have quit me in the prior to first week.

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But yeah, I'm gonna get off, bro.

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Eight hours stream tomorrow.

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We're gonna try to go live early, early as we can.

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watch party RLCS with on a pixel and squishy.

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After that, yeah, yeah, we're gonna raid down test.

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After that, we're gonna watch party RLCS

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with on a pixel and squishy.

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And then I think we might do a Forza horizon stream.

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And Monday, dark mall cosplay.

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Guys, everybody go watch down test, go follow down test.

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He's on the grind to challenger.

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If he doesn't get challenger in four days,

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he's gonna fly to Florida

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I'm gonna beat the shit out of him.

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That's not a joke.

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That's gonna be what's gonna happen.

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So he has four days to get challenger,

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chat, love y'all boys, man.

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Have a beautiful fantastic day.

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God first, God bless.

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And in case I don't see you.

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Good afternoon.

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Good evening.