I don't really need a reason to star you, to saw you
Don't pretend I got a reason to call you, it's not true
I only got a couple people to talk to, and it's not true
And I don't even got the pieces to argue, so argue out of your mind
I got a lot of reasons to fight
I got a lot of reasons to try for you
But I'll pull my back to the side
I'ma, I'ma, never stop
Head to tail, I'm trying to turn it into something
This new one say you miss me, why's it missing?
Here's a cockatoo, wait to see, cause it's
Something new when I'm prove
Yeah, yeah, keep taking, keep taking this
Keep taking, keep taking this
And I go, speed, keep racing
Speed racing for the record
Y'all said I wouldn't make it y'all said I wouldn't be up at 10 in the morning, bro
Y'all said I'm a bitch all the EU viewers what the fuck is up buttercup
Guys it's not over. No, no, no, it's not over y'all
Oh shh, it's not over. Zen one. I didn't miss shit. Shout out all the EU viewers.
Don't stress, don't stress, baby. I keep drinking, I keep drinking, I keep drinking, I keep drinking, I keep drinking, I keep drinking, I keep drinking, I keep drinking, I keep drinking.
back to sleep I'm tired me oh me oh what the fuck are you typing man go back to sleep
you're tired wait hi guys how do I get chat please tell me hi buzz is weak how do I get
rid of the big timer I think only have asked me rid of it you were playing league at two
in the morning bro you were stalking my league yeah I got two wins one loss and I had a good
I'm addicted to the league, I'm addicted, and I lost addiction, think of it as a prime
loom move, think of it as a one.
Shall we call Havis?
Is Havis a wave?
Shall let's call Havis.
Oh my God, is she called me in Discord?
Is she called me?
Hold on.
Yep.
Hey, HavisMind, how's it going?
Sorry, bro.
Bro, sorry.
Sorry, bro.
Sorry, bro.
Sorry, bro.
Sorry, bro.
Sorry, bro.
Sorry, bro.
Sorry, bro.
Sorry, bro.
Sorry, bro.
Sorry.
Sorry, bro.
Bro, I thought you're no longer like speaking to an iron league player, bro.
Yeah bro, so we have multiple issues though, multiple issues.
Did you forget how to stream?
You went live with the same title, and the same date, and the same category.
Just a question.
Oh, I lag, bro. I didn't know that.
I didn't know.
Bro, what?
I think I said it and I lagged, bro.
Oh, yeah, it's like the new Twitch bug.
Yeah, bro, yes.
Because I said it up and then I lagged out of the thing.
Yeah, I hate that shit.
Yeah.
But yeah, I mean, if you want me to say your title,
I can.
Uh, yeah.
Do you guys have, like, Rob and Mr. Browns or?
No, no, I'm not going by Mr. Browns.
You know, I'll fix the title, bro.
Hold up, give me a second.
Yeah, guys, it, it, no, I'm not going to go by Mr. fucking Browns because before you know it, then I'd be Mr. Silver, bro.
It'd be like, my fucking name would just change every day, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
Dude chat, we're watch parting RLCS grand finals with Oh nation.
It's a little squishy.
This doesn't even sound like a real like day.
All right, high-fives. Yo, hey, bro. Appreciate you, man. You know what I'm saying, bro?
And like, bro, if you call me high-fives, like, you know, I'm not an iron anymore. I'm a bronze.
So like have a little more respect. You know what I'm saying, bro? Because I'm bronze, bro.
Yeah. So basically, I thought for you as Mr. Bronze.
No, no, that's not going to catch on because, bro, I'm always going to be raking up, man.
I'm always going to be raking up. Come on, dude, please.
You're playing league today, right?
Dude, yes.
So, hi guys.
Tomorrow, man.
Tomorrow, I'm going to be Darth Maul.
Literally, I'm going to be Darth Maul.
And I'm going to call you about the Forza Horizon steering wheel,
maybe on Tuesday,
because I don't want to be in a Darth Maul makeup
and then be working with the wheel for an hour.
Okay.
Yeah.
Well, I got you a pretty easy wheel.
I don't want you to like, uh, maybe sit there and turn with the wheel for three hours.
So I guess you're a pretty easy wheel.
Who's IQ is higher?
Me or Onay?
Oh, no.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Oh, this guy's a full-time case opener.
What the fuck do you mean, bro?
Yeah.
Um,
Boggles are both lower.
Okay.
That's not even close.
Wait, Boggles already in the stream.
It's coming in, but the, yeah.
Thanks.
Yeah.
Great RLC, happy RLCS day.
Hashtags, brand positivity, hashtag,
these are bronze, hashtag,
never going back to iron, hashtag.
Dumb fuck.
Okay, okay.
Yo, Boggs put a sock in it.
Hey, Boggs, it's a great day.
We're watching RLCS semifinals and grand finals
with ONA pixel and squishy.
I can't even believe that's a real sentence.
That one is watching RLCS.
It's gonna be a great day.
Boggles, don't fucking ruin it.
Yo, yo, yo, I'm looking right at you, man.
I'm looking right at the other half of me.
Sorry, I'm stimming.
Boggles, today's a great day.
Don't fucking ruin it.
Don't ruin it, man.
Zen lost in quarters.
Bro thinks he can bait me.
I watched the game, bro, when I was on my phone.
After with the five gift, you know.
["Fore and Pettles Like The Aluminium Light"]
Fore and Pettles like the Aluminium Light
Pettles, finning, they don't know when to stop
She said forever, baby, you need it again
Hold on, hold on
You need me on red, baby, but I still get the noises
Instead of street doubts, but I can connect them
If it ain't right, baby, you know I respect it
If you need time, just take your time
I got it, I got what I need
We are going to be raiding your guys's Minecraft bases.
We haven't done this in two years.
You guys enjoyed it last time.
If you don't know how to partake, join the Discord server,
go to the Minecraft faces section
and drop your Minecraft faces.
No penises, bro.
I'm not doing some dirt block of a wiener.
Give me a real fucking base, man.
Because as y'all know,
I'm gonna be in Minecraft in five days, all right?
So like, get me inspired, bro.
Get me fucking inspired, man.
All right, let's go.
Chat.
I'm about to call. I'm about to call. I'm about to call. Here we go. Here we fucking go.
Check. Here we fucking go. Everybody give me a favor and lock the fucking. This is Rocket
League Grand Finals Day. We got semifinals into grand finals. After this game we have
Zen versus, oh my god, Squish started to call. Squish, Dale, Dingo.
the buddy I only said he wants to do the first one solo just cuz he feels like
he's gonna gap too much that's what I'm sorry I said it alarm at 10 a.m. my
I guess when I was up at 3am playing League of Legends, 3am, it's on OP.GG, yes, bro.
I played a game of Warwick and two games of Yi at three in the morning, bro listen, but
I'm here chat.
Okay, now this is gonna happen, bro.
Twisted Mind versus Shoppire Beltingen, who fucking cares who wins this game?
Because at the end of the day, it all comes down to the next game, bro.
finals. Sorry. I think I just
shoot myself. Yeah. You're right though. Carmine Corp Vitality right? It decides the tournament.
Carmine Corp and Vitality not only does it decide the tournament, it decides the length of my penis
for the next four hours bro. If Zen wins, if Zen wins squishy, that means we might see a Zen
Majors win
He played insane yeah, this team is very good. Like you move is like the he's like
He's considered to go he won two worlds in last
No
Guys as long as rating plus and consensual if Zen is lifting a trophy today
I want everybody to grab the penis and start stroking it as long as the rating plus and consensual
Yeah, thanks for the co-stream thing. I talked to the guy. He's giving like specific perms only for it. Oh, you did it
You're in okay. Yes. Wait, why can't everybody just do it?
Oh
Wait wait
Wait, wait, wait
Why are they doing that crazy and a
Doing them oh my god
Yo
Yeah, look at the stadium
bro bro bro rocket leaks community is fucking insane chat look at this I've
never seen a seed stadium this full love seeds but oh my fucking god bro do y'all
see that
All right, I won't pause again I won't pause again
I
Okay
Championship Sunday, are you a rat?
They're like really
here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go first
gentleman best player in North America yes I would say that's all I'll tell you
I would say like best statistical player but there's Daniel bro yeah I don't
keep forgot about Daniel statistically though yes he's like crazy so all
All these games are BO7s, yes.
Yes.
Three series left, all elimination, and Zen's to Limber.
And also against international competition,
LJ, he could pass, he could pass.
Oh!
Zen's left last series, by the way, like, he's like,
pretty perfect.
Dude, I tuned into the stream.
I tuned in, and it was 3-0.
I woke up at, like, 10 AM.
Yeah, it was, like, a little too easy.
Man, this is going to be a match.
Man, when I see these two going up,
Bro, so every time the camera goes on an NA player,
they boo.
I don't know dude. I think these games all these semis and everything is like neck like 50 50 chance. All right, then if you think it's 50 50 I think it's 100 and zero.
You want to bet on this?
Let me know.
You want to bet on this?
No.
I don't know.
I think these games, all of these semis and everything
is like 50-50 chance.
All right, then.
If you think it's 50-50, I think it's 100-0.
Twisted minds wins.
Why?
Crowd buff.
Crowd buff.
Crowd buff, yeah.
I think, if I had to pick, I would say twisted minds as well.
But I'll go with the bell.
Just the opposite, though.
This is a lucky mix.
Cool.
Little five gifted.
What is that pussy kid down five?
What are you?
Jeff Bezos?
You're like, me oh, me oh, it's but yeah, yeah.
Bro, it's a chill bet, bro.
I'm easing into the morning, man.
No, it's three, we're only a three series, bro.
You weren't here the whole major.
Oh, hey.
We're gonna get a perfect.
This guy's a fucking degenerate, chat.
Honor gifted, honor gifted.
OK, fine, deal.
Honor gifted, block it.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie.
I wanted to go five gifted because you're automatically
gonna lose, buddy.
Because I'm actually an idiot.
They just beat gentlemen.
Yeah, and I have.
I'm proud of off on my side
Yeah, I think that was a terrible man, but let's do it. Let's take it out. Why is don't test texting me at 10 in the morning?
What could this text possibly entail, bro?
The silver soldier is coming period. Yeah, this guy, you know, bro chat
I actually think don't that's isn't like a never-ending like a schizo rant
But he's not he's not wrong. He's not wrong chat. He's literally not wrong. Oh, yeah
I tuned into like your road to bronze yesterday for like one game after I was untreaming and you were so pissed
Wait, you watch the game where I got entered?
You were like yelling at some guy named Kale or something?
Yep, and I told Kale to Kale. Okay, well, I'm not gonna say that.
But yeah, no, no, you look like you were having a good time, but you know what?
That's the epitome of a league player. Like you never have fun, but you're addicted. That's that's literally what it is
Yeah. So one of the first things I learned from Dontes about League of Legends is,
because like when you play a game like Rocket League, you can actually have fun.
You could score goals and have fun. Bro, when you play League of Legends,
you're not playing to have fun.
Dontes actually told a viewer the other day, he came in my chat and he said,
Jinxie, I'm thinking about downloading League of Legends. Is it fun?
And then Dontes said, and I quote,
if you're downloading League of Legends to have fun,
just uninstall the game right now.
So basically what it's all about is your job as a League of Legends player is not
fun is to make other people miserable whether that's your teammates or the enemy teammates but that's
your job. Is the torture chamber and never ending torture chamber and your job is to throw somebody
else into the torture chamber and escape. That's pretty fun. So basically wait Squishy have you
you have like zero minutes on the game like zero minutes? I played for I played a single match before
and rage quit in like, yeah, like 20 minutes.
So basically what happened in the game yesterday
with Kale was he, like, my Kale fad the opponent top laner
and my Kale went 0-6 in nine minutes,
which is actually a statistical anomaly.
He went 0-6 in nine minutes.
So then the enemy top laner was so fed,
he started running around to everybody else's lanes
and gaping all of our holes wide open.
So because our Kale was so bad,
we can no longer play the game.
I forgot about that night game.
If you have a bad team,
they can just like make the other team stronger as well.
Yes.
Yep.
Bro, no, I played one game with friends
that were like pretty high ranked
and I guess the hidden elo
made the game impossible, so I was getting fucked.
Yep.
Bro, SR's jerseys are actually stuck right below.
Oh yeah, there's an announcement after this series
that's supposed to be like insane, like fucking much.
But yeah, isn't it announcing the whole, like, update of a game?
Uh...
Whoa.
Jinx.
Do you know...
Yeah.
Do you know... hold on.
Do you know something or no?
Alright, so I'm going to go and twist it behind here.
I'm going to go and twist it behind here.
Let's go now.
Paolo, thank you for the prime.
Chad!
Well, I thought this was public information.
Miho.
chat I'm sorry I thought it was public info
the game involved hopefully no one clips
the week just a little but I didn't say
anything you didn't say anything you're
just you're just guessing you're just
guessing oh my god here we go
right here we go here we go all right
I have to survive which you have stopped
rebellion everybody locked in
To be a banger series, bro, I have a feeling these next three can be bangers get better
Gifted put the Jager black ice in my ass
Squishy this is gonna go game seven that would be cinema. I'm not gonna
All right, we're gonna go lock the fucking. Oh, it's only right to start off in the Eiffel Tower here beautiful
Love that touch from the casters
Dude, Rocky League? Bro, I hope they just do more stadiums, bro.
Dude, weirdly enough, the stadiums in the game are my favorite thing about the game.
I'm not gonna lie. I love the stadiums.
They have good vibes, good vibes.
They have really good vibes, bro.
Here we go.
Only gonna happen for next for those of you guys asking.
He said he's gonna take this one, so let's go.
Oh my gosh!
It's okay because only is gonna be here for the cinema series for yeah, my time to Casey
Oh my god, what is it monkey moon?
Dude, oh my god, I love watching this game. It's so satisfying
It's like a never-ending highlight reel. Oh
Oh
I'm not gonna lie Nupo. Nupo looks like he's rivaling Zen this turn. He's always playing insane
You know Zen every time he has the ball you're like oh fuck like Nupo's the same right now
So there was like a 1v1 world championship and he won that Nupo guy, which is like that mode
You have to be very technical to win
You can't mess up at all. Okay
I would say one is the hardest one. I mean, you know you play once like if you fuck up at all at once you get
Yeah, if you overextend it's an instant goal. It doesn't matter if they're bad
They can just dribble there and it's even harder when you're like the highest rank is they could turn a goal out of anything
Yeah in the highest rank squishy and once they even really like ariel and air dribbled and shit like that
No, dude, it's it's very crowded
But if they go in the air everything's a fate like it's very safe
They're everything you do is like safe with the intention of like I'm not gonna commit
of keeping your calm in deep.
You know, I actually like one still, because when I lose,
I can't blame my teammates, and I can't cope like a piece of shit.
That's all I did.
The first year of playing, all I did is play one.
And you get better quicker, because it's just you and the ball, right?
Like, you the ball and one of the two.
It's not like so much chaos.
So you want to move champs so you guys can see their faces.
OK.
There you go, Chas.
Now you guys see the faces.
You is going to be mechanical!
Yeah, I made it smarter.
I'm going to surprise you, bitch!
You know, between him and Lugo, TRK, Oste, Nas, and RG.
It's looking good!
Check my number, 100 gifted on Twitch here!
You're the third before Thanos entered the lobby.
All good, dude.
You know, you know our all-time, you know our all-time gifted to each other?
I know you're off, that's all I know.
I'm gifted to you, 625, so you've gifted me 3,200 subs.
I'm not falling for my center.
What?
Wait, wait. What?
Top 3 of my all-time Gisling.
What?
It's my tire street.
Yeah, I'm not kidding.
Like, your name is perma on the banner up top.
I have the, like, all-time thing.
I've only given 600 euros.
Last major was big, bro.
Holy shit!
You gave me a thousand when I beat you in sketch it like it was like your first week on I beat you in sketch
With no boost you gave me a thousand which I don't know what you're thinking
I said I said I was gonna win you're like you're not being able to no boost you
I'm actually a damn ass moon.
Come on!
Nice!
Very defensive game right now.
So this TRK guy, do you remember him?
Yeah, I okay, I remember that the last one was on yes, what was he on falcons or something?
That'd be ball knowledge. Bro at the last page was like carrying and got so
He was he was playing like the best on a team. Yeah, wait. I just realized what the fuck happened to falcons
They're on the semis. They didn't make it. Yeah. So remember how I was talking about uh, trolley
He was on kc and he was the highest paid player of like ever, bro
like oh my god oh my fucking god so he had a set like the most ridiculous
hour this day ever and like broccoli probably kiss free and they didn't make
the major like falcons never miss his major and they missed the major with them
for the first time ever wait but he's probably gonna get kicked by a low key
like hard what's there what is the region Middle East Middle East this is
where twisted minds is from twisted minds made it over Falcons but here pay
left side team make it from the Middle East how many teams only two only two
who was the other one uh r8 so r8 made it over falcons yeah i never even heard of that
fucking team bro what no dude middle east players are demon fans like to put into perspective
there's middle eastern team their sub i remember their sub was in a prac room like 8am to like 2am
every day for a major i'm not kidding like their sub bro he wasn't on the main starting roster playing
for 14 hours a day. It's gross. They're just drivers, dude. They love the game. They love it.
Yeah, this is a bad, bad, bro. This is real.
France is so good at Rocket League, bro.
It's crazy. Did you see France is like the best country for Rocket League?
Yeah, they're the strongest.
It's so cool that they did it in France for this game, dude. That's obviously all for the world.
Yeah, that's so sick. I thought it was crazy energy one worlds last year. It was in France
That's like the world championship. Everyone thought I was
World oh my god. Is that like three months? Yeah, that the world's this year's gonna be in Dallas
I think it's coming out. What wait wait wait is world team what month is worlds in what month September September?
It's like September 15 my birthday month, bro
Dude, I'm not gonna shit in September. Yeah, we have to watch that
Yeah, that would be peak. That would be peak.
And it's gonna be at a good time. I don't like about fucking. Yes, it is crazy.
Most of the one game bet he's dead. He's a bad pub. So good a prime Mike. Take it a bit. Appreciate job chat.
Now they lost, yeah.
This international, these international events, like the whole playoff bracket is stacked. So like every game is pretty good in the playoff.
It's very rare to like a block game. I mean we might watch them right here, but
No, I think we're gonna get the W know the chat
Yeah, I have a feeling it's gonna be close but I really do I really do that. I feel like it's gonna be close
Also
But dude, it's all good question because the next year is fucking
generational
Generational man. There's something in France. You have the tier versus then in front in fucking yeah
Wait, so who do you think is gonna have more fans KC or vitality?
Good question, bro. I mean that's hard. I mean, I think I think Zen really hard carries that but like
Casey's fan, I think Casey man. I think Casey. What is your cat that appears to be?
Casey, they're saying Casey by far. Yeah, wait, who's the guy that owns Casey? What's his name again?
Kamito, I think
Does he watch part of the rocket events surely he does right or no, he does sometimes
Yeah
Right in Paris like
That's a crazy that is watching yours. You ever thought about making your own like team like for real bro, which oh
Oh, wait, who was talking to me about that?
It was K-Song.
Bro, yes, bro.
Holy shit, how did you do that?
Imagine in a world, bro.
OK, just imagine in a world that I have my own Siege team,
my own Rocket League team, my own League of Legends team,
and my own CS team.
Could you imagine that, bro?
That would be so sick.
And then, dude, you know what's cool about CS and stuff?
That you get, like, stickers in that game?
You're, like, immortalized in the game, too.
Like, if it's like, oh my god.
I mean if it's opening for my own sticker with all that for your own sticker. Yeah, you're actually good. Yeah, she could
But yeah, obviously it costs money, but
Yeah, but K-Song K-Song was saying that if I had my own e-sports team
He said he doesn't think that I would lose that much money
He said he said I probably get sponsors and I wouldn't lose that much money
You definitely yeah, you definitely could get sponsors
But yeah, I kind of want to try to do that like 2027 or something have my own orgs and just have like five games
Oh my god, did you see that? I mean they're gonna yeah
A lot of players sort of shoot that and he went for a pass. It's like a way smarter play way smarter
Fucking TQ. I don't I don't know. I feel like my belly is getting cut. So he didn't look close
Dude have they scored? I'm gonna start building my own org like today bro. It might take a while
But I'm gonna start doing it. Okay 100% chat lot
Literally lot
That actually would be safe, they're like watching stuff like anything you watch will be more exciting because you care about a team in it.
But you need a higher team though, people that can help with stuff because it's a lot of work.
Yeah, 100% it's out. I don't even know what I would name or if I had a word
I'm about naming it jitties disciples guys
actual names
Chunko jiddlers Jinx e sports is actually very clean
Yeah
Even the yeah, even this that's fine and then the brand they could literally if you really wanted to it could be your logo
Or like some variants of your logo
Bro, but I have to at least get like a rocketing. I love watching rocketing if I have no
I think it's one of the cheapest and you know what you know the change I was talking about we're like
Oh, they actually had an ultiated, they actually come back.
That change I was talking about where like,
when you make major now, like, there's that bundle that goes for sale and the teams get a percentage split.
Like, that actually makes it kind of like, sustainable, I think, to get into, you know?
For the org, which is really good.
You can get your like, return on to the back of the players, you know?
Yes.
Guys, I'm not naming my gaming org the Darth Maul.
Literally fuck off.
Yeah, this looking good for me so I should take a five
How much the league teams cost oh, I think it's the most expensive
bro chat yeah getting a good yo bro t1 oh my fucking god oh my this team is
gross bro that means in finals we might have a bunch of friends that's me
p2 monkey yeah monkey moon but here or is that bro um t1 I'm pretty sure they
pay faker chat what is his salary it's like 6 million a year or something this
is not this is not counting winnings or bro league is people in a million a year I mean
the biggest game in the world like it's it is bro in Korea if you're a pro league player
in Korea and you're good you are literally a K-pop star like that's how famous they are
that's not like is that like range normal though like is no god fakers the best he's
the best ever okay I was just saying like like what is like a like an average from I
I don't know this game's over.
Is a million a year average for a Korean top player?
Maybe, honestly, I really don't know for a Korean top player.
Maybe I really don't know.
I was just so much money in there in that game because, bro,
when there is world finals in League of Legends, there is literally
over a million viewers watching concur.
Literally over a million like, yeah, that's crazy.
I mean, there's the sponsor, bro.
We in Dante's we're watching LCS yesterday. It was pretty funny because we had to be all PR
The reason why we had to be PR was because there's literally like fucking 12 sponsors on an LCS game
Like it's actually insane. They have sponsors
Oh I see, I see
Yeah, yeah, yeah
People don't understand how big of a game League is, unless you actually like play League
Now I know their viewership has been crazy for years
Bro, but in Korea and like Japan and China, it's like a gyce-cantin' thing.
Literally gyce-cantin'.
I didn't know he was making fucking six though.
From contract salary, that's like a dessert.
Yeah, not even prize pooled or sponsored.
They're about to Brazil though, man. What the hell?
Especially, I've never even... Bro, have we seen a team score six goals in a game?
I don't know if this happened.
I don't know if we have.
dude what the fuck is going on and this is a semi of a major
dude faker also owns part of the four apparently
only code are three ones
yeah so because faker is so fucking cool they gave him ownership of T1
like me hope bro's gonna run up a hundred million dollars off a league of
legends like what the fuck
That's a sin holy deserve you. I mean yeah
No, wait, how many more chance to look three or four five
That's for sure deserve because did you know how much discipline you probably need sorry like six time world champs which is six
What yes, they want six
Jesus dude, actually, I can't wait to watch party world chat and watching faker would be sitting on bro
I've been here for a while.
Wow.
Yeah.
What time will the games be at like 3 in the morning or something?
Holy shit.
Oh no, no.
Bro, words is in, words is in NA.
Chat, words is in NA this year.
Oh my god.
Wait, how many worlds does he play that?
To win 6?
I don't know.
Chat wouldn't know.
That's crazy though.
But yeah, you know, he's putting in like, I wonder how many hours he has.
public information. I wonder, like, I feel like you have to be, like, super chuddy in
that game. Like, everyone's probably playing 10 hours a day.
How long are the games, at least, an hour?
Uh, they can be 28 minutes. They can be an hour.
Okay. I haven't, I haven't had a two-hour game yet, and if I do, I'll probably just kill myself.
In GTA. I haven't had a two-hour game yet.
Geno, have y'all ever had a two-hour game in League?
try and demo them a bit more,
unselect all them where they stand.
It's not possible.
Okay, they're saying two hour game is impossible,
but one hour is possible.
And they give a moment.
Okay, okay.
It's how you could get through.
Faker is so, I don't know if this is true,
I'm just reading a chat.
He said Faker is so good,
he didn't have to do military service in Korea.
Like he didn't even have to do-
Like he skipped the mandatory service.
I'm pretty sure in South Korea,
there's like mandatory military service.
He didn't even have to do it because he's,
Bro, he's literally like one of the most famous people in South Korea.
That's insane. I didn't know I was leading like that.
There is something making things because...
Bro, and he plays, dude, he plays a champion.
Well, he plays a bunch of champions, like Azir and like, or what is it, chat?
Bro, he plays a champion called Twisted Fate Squishy.
I have played like 80 games of League.
I've never even seen someone play it because it's so hard to play.
It's so hard to play.
like what separates players in that game like well I think a lot of
challengers mainly only play one role and like one character or two characters
but a lot of pros can play multiple characters at a challenger level and
just the skill the skill expression in league is like the most skill expression
I've ever seen but I think what is happening is like we only watch like
one game of LCS yesterday. So I don't know much, but I think what's happening is the pros are so good that there's not really that many like, you know, random fights and stuff.
So it all comes down to like the dragon fights and the Baron fights where it's like all big team fights and it's really cinnamon.
Okay, okay. Yeah, honestly, that's like the only game I'm watching the day of. I have like no clue what's happening when I'm watching that game.
Yeah, it's all just it's all the sprint the thing is squishy
I've played 70 games or 80 games if I watch else. Yes, I have no idea
It's like still hard to follow it. I don't know what you're going up
Bro, I was watching Baker highlights with my chat on my like second day of the game
I had no idea was I was watching
Yeah, I've seen I've seen like some of his most popular clips and the crowd just freaking out and I don't really
I'm sure it's crazy
I kind of want to understand it oh my god, oh my god
Wow, it's actually really lucky
I just hung out
okay SR down to zero the winning game three though they're winning game three
maybe we have a game here
Oh
Shit
No fucking way man
That's not like punch their buttholes are there on the goal line
Oh
Dude they're just siphoning like so early at everything now
It's actually good. So we're better. It's playing really defensive like the last two games now. They're now they're just full like
Kind of a thing everything. I think it's going for everything
Not getting a fuck. It's kind of working better. Like I'll do this one. It shouldn't went but
Which goes at a pop
But they could really change other play
Did it time out? I wasn't paying attention. They timed out that made sense. They probably just changed the game.
Oh my god, he got there well. God, the pros just get there so fast.
Oh, they did time out. That makes sense. They were trying to talk about, they were getting fucked, they were just sitting in there and now they're trying to control the game more.
How did they just get there so quick, Chad? God, they played so fast.
You know play more rock-a-lea when your beat outcomes out, bro
I'm gonna get diamond next season switchy if I don't get diamond beat this shit out of me
Done literally choke me out and beat this shit out of me
I think you remember my first day of the game my goal was to diamond
I do remember yeah, yes, bro. I got black to bro. I can get diamond. I know I can't you can't another young PC
I think you definitely
Wait
I can't get diamond this season because I'm not gonna lie boggles instant the fuck out of my games
But I can get diamond next
Yeah
So you definitely you definitely can and also like I don't know if you play like someone consistently
You'll start to like go for more stuff in the air just fun
Wait squishy, I didn't tell my chat this but dude wait
Yeah, or no, I don't even remember squishy. I have it like I got a decal and a topper
But I also think I think I have an anthem too, bro
I think it's me saying
When you score when you score I think it goes
That's really cool, yeah, no, I know bro when they texted me about that I was like so happy
Bro, Rocket League is actually my most streamed game in 2026, like I have more hours streamed on Rocket League than any other game, even more than Siege, bro.
Really?
Siege is my second most streamed, and Rocket League's number one.
Cause I started in January.
Yeah, you were playing for like 3 months straight.
Yeah, I've been playing for like 2 weeks, like I've been playing.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Another goal?
Well, you saved it.
Did wait I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure I would have snuck in you over thought it
The shop loses games
Alright, if SR doesn't score right now, the series is fucking over.
Jack, SR needs to score or they're literally done.
Let me get a heat check. Heat, heat check. God damn it, I love play.
Did you hear the announcer say heat check, Jack?
Let me get a heat check. Wait! Oh my god, what the fuck was that move? What was that move?
He's going for like a skin so there's like a touching get with his ass cheek there that just like lies it or not
Wait, you can't let him in midair. Bro pros are so fast. Oh my god
This is so important for us on chat if moist is watching this I guarantee you his butthole is clenched right now
Oh
My god
I
Think Shopify actually be twisted in this tournament already in the game five
I don't know how this is so like one-sided now
Wait he chipped him he chipped him hold up
Chat potential ten minute over time
I think last major we had a bunch of those remember like there's like a bunch of like eight minutes
Yeah
that is true shop so shop you twisted the center right but it was in the studio
stage like no crowd I think that does make a difference
You got teammates behind you where I need a TLK.
Get someone from the ceiling!
Keep them in the point score!
It took five minutes in the previous game from the last series to score.
We're looking lightly for a score.
Dude, this is insane.
What is his defense?
On target, mate. He's gonna be back.
Thanks to his teammate.
Can he get it central?
I'll give you a step.
Shutting him down rather.
The boost is playing a very vital part here.
I throw it then quite right before the skate kicked off.
Oh my god, I messed up.
He missed!
What?
Oh, he had a free goal.
Just overthought it.
Oh no, I need to go on the balls.
Not what you want to see.
Chat, ten minute overtime.
Ten minute overtime.
I understand a little bit
Yeah, I was just wondering like if it feels too fast
No, I understand it. I just can't do it. Yeah. Yeah, I
Mean did 99.999999% of people can't do it
Well, I can't even get close to this
Yeah
Bro this oh cheese we're going for fire. Oh my god. Oh my no five minutes chat
And then you get no breaks like if the lock in the entire time
Wait, no, wait, I miss miss the ball. No miss to my ball
Out of the game check out of the game right there out of the game right there
And that would have been serious too
Because then it's three zero you're not really three zeros
Wait
Both teams and miss wait out. It's gotta be it's gotta be
That was so sexy. That was so sexy.
That was so hard to score. Actually like he had no angle.
Hits it back. Oh my god. Holy shit.
Okay we kind of have a series. Loki we have a series now.
And the rebellion side will bring a side release.
I would say this. And the best of seven winning that game specifically
feels so relieving because if you lose it just literally feels like a throw there.
It feels like it's over.
Bro that was so sexy man.
God what a goal.
What a fucking goal.
It's gonna be funny.
I almost hit 900 elo on chest though.
Didn't tell you.
Wait, I've been grinding bro.
What?
Squishy.
You're almost 900 below in chess.
I hit 865 and then I lost two games.
I'm like 840 now.
But yeah, I started the same day you started, basically.
But I've been playing three or four rapid games a day,
probably.
Probably about that.
Wait, so squishy, do you play 10 minute or three minute
or five minute?
10.
Well, I got my bullets at 600.
My bullets at 600.
and then basically once I had 600 rapid I got everything off 600 then I just
been playing rapid now I don't like blitz or bullet
this actually made bro I'm um I only played 10 minutes I'm one win of 500
you know and I'm gonna hit it later today I'll say this bro 500 to 600
felt fuck like it felt so hard 600 to 800 felt super easy I feel like there's a
lot of like either new like people that played board or something in real life
I don't know. It's just weird. 500 felt the hardest.
Wait, wait, wait. What's happening? What's happening?
There's a tech pause. Take pause.
Remember their AFK at best?
Um, no, but like, it was really weird.
500 to 600 felt so hard.
I was stuck there for like, the longest.
And then, I think in a week, I went from 600 to 800.
Plus, so much easier.
I did a decent amount of puzzles. That actually helped me a bit.
I'm not gonna lie. Puzzles actually helped me a bit.
865 but like close and close. I want to hit a thousand by the end of the year.
I think you could do it too. You won that turning. You won that turning.
And one of the games in that turning you actually like played like so good. I don't know if you know what you're talking about.
You like made you made it with the horse and the fucking the queen at the end. But I got about you just played the moves perfectly.
Yes
That was sick that you won that
You could only in the final it's right that's right. Yeah, I don't know
Is it only like 800 no fuck no god no no I thought he won't I thought his rating was a hundred
His rating was like 1100 because apparently I don't know what happened, but only it's like
I think he's like five
Yeah, I'm addicted to the chess. I love chess.
Yeah, the reason why chess is just a great game is like when you lose, you can't play
in lag or matchup. It's like the fairest game ever.
You just gotta play. You just gotta play.
I can't watch like the best players because you don't even know what the fuck they're
thinking like watching protests is like impossible unless you're like you know
I was watching the hikaru in this tournament called candidates and yes I
saw I saw that down like 45 minutes on time and I'm like I'm thinking he's
panicking I was watching his stream it took him 20 minutes 20 minutes
20 minutes thinking oh he's just thinking like calculating everything
that's gonna happen bro they look like fucking 50 what he moves oh my god
snap bump I didn't catch it look at this squishy people never got my tomb look
at this bang it leaves the ball and bumps you won me three then literally beat
two bumps the third
on tiktok you said you weren't streaming anymore bro that was two months ago and
it was April cools man are you two months behind
I
Add on a guy's own age watching the next series
Ro has the greatest emoting which it's you know, only was trying to set up a forza horizon
I actually asked my channel before you got on I was asking if if you ever got the wheel set up and they're like
No, I was laughing for like two minutes. I love it like you were watching
No, you called over some shit yesterday, I was fucking bad
That actually works like a lot of the time
I think he ended up getting the logic one that you got
Yeah, I don't know me I mean personally like the better team even last game
What am I thinking?
Funnels this game, you know, just keep the major change, bro.
Stupid.
That's right, GDs.
Well, it's gonna be 3-1.
Unless...
Unless S.R. could do like a miracle.
This looks really bad, Bress R man.
Wait, bro if it goes 3-0 just to zippy mob coach.
If it goes 3-0 GGs man.
Wait, Vamo vorra carajo nupo, oh my god.
Oh my god bro.
No
Monkey moon monkey moon
He's pretty job
That's insane like how good like I want to just reading everything in advance like he's just floating for the ball even
Every single snap offensive and defensive it is a really hard much
Check what do you mean check Marlin? Why are people saying that what?
What's happening to Marlin?
Actually fire why would I check this?
This is in a car on his phone
Mom mom mom, okay, so you guys said to check Marlon to say mom literally go fuck yourself
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Turkey. Turkey, bro. Oh my god. Turkey. Look at this.
Up the side. Okay. This game is completely fucking over. 3131. That's an A. Series not
over yet series not over series not over this game is over
the beginning of this series dude I knew I forgot something I was gonna see the
protein bar when I woke up I'm hungry oh you still like you're probably doing
like soccer training but you like working out so no I took a break from
training but what what check I got invited to another thing but I can't
Say what it is chat, but it's not this side of my charity match, but it's coming up kind of kind of kind of soon
So I have to say
Oh like another socket another yeah another football
I got invited to another football match. It's not a week. It's not a week. It's not a week
Dead you already did it's not that it's something else
It's not that yeah, it's something completely different
But I have to thank for that for at least like a couple weeks
the world cup you think I got invited to play in USA's national team what the
fuck bro I couldn't even start on a high school team right now well maybe
because I have old man's friend
Jack when I start on a high school football team right now what do you
I think wipe that smile off your face. Okay. Have a timeout dance
You wouldn't start in a middle school
see how many times these players have linked up rebellion and actually your drops working
considerably more often um i haven't even checked i don't know
player to the other convention 23 on the side of twisted minds yes i'm gonna get them they are
big splash cobo okay they are for you they come here again i'll check
you wouldn't start in a kindergarten jean go fuck yourself
So much joy this team have had.
They have to put up with the first killer.
He's already committed there.
And we saved by his teammates.
Bail down for now.
Close for us 100 boosts.
It's an awkward start in game.
Number five for the 100 million.
And then I'll take another 30 seconds to be honest.
Could we see an SR comeback chat,
or is Twisted Mind just going to finger blast them?
Let's see.
It's just mind unsteady.
It's happy days.
What a devil.
Three in the chat if you've ever been finger blasted.
But no one to follow us.
If that hasn't been the story so far.
In game
Scene 3's wait, oh go go go go bro. They save that
Squishy do you drink coffee or no? I
Don't I don't I just had a crazy coffee part like it was actually bad coffee gives you dude when I
I get the most gassy parts ever
I
Never I never like never got into it. I feel like I'm gonna rely on it too much because my sleep is always ass
That's smart. No, I would tell anybody don't drink coffee
Bro this is what you were talking about when it's a 2v1 it's just over
Yeah, one just tasted the ball
Look at how pros do it. Look at that
When it's a 2v1, it's over
One guy hits the goalie one guy dribbles it in
Bro, Twisted Mines might put up a good fight in the finals, god damn!
Bro, adding TRK to their team is disgusting, Squishy.
Yeah. I mean, dude, TRK got kicked, he got removed for-
BAAAARGHHH!
Like, he didn't, you know what I mean? He didn't leave, like, he got kicked.
And he got infected as well, by the way.
He got kicked because my twin brothers start to be sad.
Yes.
The twin brothers are never gonna kick each other, so if you're the third guy and you lose,
guy and you lose as a matter of how good you are you're just gonna get kicked out of town.
Yeah, 100%
No, TRK was the best player on Falcon at the last major. I remember saying that a hundred times.
Yeah, he was, he was. Last major, last major for sure he was.
Dude, they did get a piece of everything, like...
You're saying
Road to pros ever type in all chat
Like in RLCS now, yeah, I could be toxic. Yeah. Oh
My god, like some pros in a passive like quick-chatted, but it's like
Because those like it. I don't know there's some like there's some beef. There's some beef, but never really typing like
Okay, the drops are good now, I think I think your drops got updated to
just been gifted 30 free has been comming from the bank of close blood midfield first get a shot on target
oh my god wait what happened oh my god
oh my god okay okay okay dude i need to win this game come on i believe pass it to the center in
Fucking
So so powerful
It is because everyone's so patient defense that's what if you look for a pass except like randomly infield
No, one's ready. Everyone's just waiting for like the hit toward the backboard. Oh, oh, oh my god
Wait a minute. Wait a minute
SR
Once you miss throw that's all it takes like one miss and that's it. It's a goal
Wait a minute. Jeff towards that pounder. Thank you for the tier one
This series taps the back to be turned on its head.
Shumped by a failure, back on top. Nubot.
He gets his catch in the corner, Monkeen in front of him.
Can't Nubot find it, does he need to? Can he go so fast?
He gets his touch on Monkeen, he goes high.
He has to wait to fix my going for it. Monkeen gets the both as well.
Nubot was heading back. Shumped by a failure.
So close to their second game.
Very free, 3v1 and Nubot does come out the better.
Here in the boost is LJ.
He's getting way too middle for him. It's comfort.
Oh shit
I don't know it's like a momentum shift jinx they've woken up a bit hold on
Wait, I'll just peeking every touch he has it's like dangerous
Oh my god, how does he miss oh he missed?
Yo, twist your mind if I be choking the series.
He's coming through the woodwork as Bunker in control slows down the game, I'm a terrorist
But for the rebellions they need to see, LJ come on a touch it, it's all good, it's taking seconds to wait
The LJ has to be, and all the LJ has to do is stay grounded
Chance in that back corner, one more chance, monkey move central
Wait, wait, wait, wait, then it equalized
One more opportunity, because if I keep it full I'll kill you
Tch why are you guys spamming bruno bruno bruno what happened?
Oh, that's why. Did he pass or something? Did he assist chat? Brighton. Bruno just broke
the Premier League record? What? He broke the Premier League record for assists in a
single-season chat or all-time assists? Are you guys dead ass?
Waits or Chat?
Runo Fernandez has the most assists in a single season in Premier League history.
It has been unlike them, you know.
The defense has been more missed as it's been climbed past the ball.
Not passively sitting on your goal line while we're bouncing in front of the kickoff.
There it is.
After this time out, we're going to be going to Matt the Sixth.
Oh, I hate to bring it up.
How many assists?
What are you going to say?
How many assists does he have?
He passed the Bruina.
Wow.
How many assists?
21?
21 assists?
This has been an absolute no.
Oh, my god.
And a historically, in particular, grand final.
Absolutely slams it.
He passed Sabrina that's actually insane. I feel like De Bruyne with Holland that one season when they won this yelp
Well, was the bread
Mostly called a timeout by the way
Yeah
I
What so he beats the brain as record
Jinxie are you from the dark mall because you're an alien boggles. I actually think you're like five years old
They will they come the number one see mocking squishy mocking
It's chocolate this yeah, we go game seven bro chocolate. I kind of want that
Oh my god, oh my god
What's the goal? Oh, I didn't even see the other guy
These guys were like everywhere on defense, I don't know.
Just in my mind, it feels like...
Maybe because they're all such fast players, they just fucking cover so much space.
Hold on.
Oh yeah, the big announcement's after this, dude. I think.
Oh, the big announcement is?
Yeah, yeah.
I feel like I would do it right before Brandt, like after the next show, but maybe not.
I just keep I just keep seeing everyone says it's gonna be between semis
I'm not leaving Kelly. He was guessing
So far
Hold
I'm as glad this series wasn't a 4o man multi-singer guns they're fighting
I think with a couple of that I did I told you which I did this year is gonna be close
We might have game seven on our hands, which is actually really good. I wouldn't mind watching a little cinema game seven
You there's still never been another game seven grand final zero second goal
It's like windy event like I want to see that happen again. He's so cute
Your second goal is like that's like the greatest like
Mechanica to CMS for oh oh my god that worked out so well who's ongoing ended working with past back
First killer almost must be okay again. That's your paper. Turkey. Turkey
What a challenge from the mouth of God grows up so fast. Oh my god, Turkey
Wait, oh my god, oh my god
No, oh
I
Might have been it might have been I thought the same though it looked like so
Yeah, kind of worked out though, that's my time that might be a goal
Oh
Dude I kind of want SR to win this game just so we get game 7 I'm not gonna lie
You never turned on a game 7 and any fuck it's for
Bull right Adam dude, how does he sleep that dude?
Oh
My god
Dude squishy this game he's actually fucking crazy, bro. Holy shit. It's one of those guys where it's gonna be first goal wins it
Turkey nine
The opportunity fake since that are going
Oh, that's a goal. Oh
My god, I gave seven unless
Squishy that was a really good shot. Could you imagine a six second goal from twisted mind right here?
Bro the most common goal in Rocket League is the kickoff
Never forget
Wait a minute and then mines with some months and me
Oh
Here we fucking go chat game seven both these teams want a parcel ticket in the finals only one will be able to
check on moist I bet you moist is like I bet you as booties clenched
oh look at this absolute fucking chat chat check you know you know what tweet
me out row seeing moist with short hair the only clips or footage I've ever
scene of moist with short hair is literally from like fucking 20 fucking 19
bro oh my god it's farted into the mic oh my god it's farmed into the mic
I knew
oh my god it's farted into the mic
I wanna be her next next year
I wanna be her next next year
I'm gonna go pee I'll be back
game 7 bitch
you wanted to watch this one solo he said he
Yeah
Wanted to yeah for this one
Yeah, I know who wins this one
The smash is to make the great
This feels like a one goal game seven dude
One of the sips can decide this.
Oh my god. Already almost a goal.
I'm gonna take the corner and send the wet.
Proper cut off first.
First I like a better touch and then yeah that's tough.
Hopefully that's not the whole game seven like hopefully it doesn't end up that.
is more. One more game seven third. Lane.
Oh that's a big miss. Nerves kicking in.
Sending it all right
I'm back. What did I miss me home?
Like
They're nervous. They're nervous in slow-key. Stop. I just remembered we have a hundred get that on that
I'm gonna get that on this video. Yeah, I
Mean maybe maybe they come back
If there's one thing I learned about Rocket League, when there's early goals, there's a shit ton of goals, when there's no goals, there's no goals, man.
Like, because it's 2-0, this game's gonna finish like, 6 to fucking 5. Trust me. Trust me, chat.
When it rains and pours in this game, dude.
That's true, that's true.
Because the teams are starting playing so aggressive and shit.
Oh what a bomb. Ah, this is a matter.
Love, love, love, so hard.
Get down on it! Get down on it!
Ah, the bomb was stopped.
Watch it on against over into the sky. It goes code for into the middle. Is he a teammate following up? He does this verscular
You go you go prime so it's actually next year's me home. Yeah, I'm not out of case you're in Paris
3, Kopa, forwards, monkey been waiting on the side, couple of minutes left in this game,
short fire of alien, feeling yet another.
Type in chat, because I know you can hear me, type in chat!
If you want to get the reset instead of pushing it out wide, does he have a qualifier?
He does it again, and another attack goes begging for a move right now to the ceiling, but it
should be clear.
I twisted my mind so they know that if they could just hold out, keep this possession as
they are so happy to do, as they are so prepared.
dude okay what I said about six four might have been wait wait
GG go next turkey wins it
Squishy I'll give you a heads
99.9 subs
yeah me huh
fair play though
like I don't know man at least we got a series you know what I mean
like mine is 500 dollars but at least we got a series
yeah at least we got a game seven
Yeah moist is probably sad now chat.
Yeah I think it's worse.
And it's like worse if you make it all the way to game 7 then you just get bent over
a table.
Yeah this is what I mean though chat.
Like when you're down goals they just play so aggressive so then you just end up getting
scored on more.
Just get it sad in the chat for moist.
Damn game 7 losing.
So they always do game 7 in the champions field that's such a cool concept
Yeah, you're on this field right don't you have a poster for a yeah, yeah everyone that wins worlds gets a band
Thank you
I'll have a top for in the game from way back
Yeah, it's called stoic muffin because like I would like score a full goal and like not have like a big reaction
Because like no like you can't be good and use a topper
Bro, but me how I'm gonna use my chair topper. Yeah, you definitely should yeah, I think it's I think it's reasonable and flat or diamond
Hey, what's the class like that?
Whoa, whoa!
Hey, bro, class is gonna make!
No, no, no, no, I'm just-
I'm just sitting- I didn't mean like that, I'm just saying, it's no S.S.L., bro.
And that's how you get clowned forever in the top or you'll get put-chats banned.
Just imagine what we're thinking there is a chance here.
You get bullied forever in the top or there.
99% of the time.
You're saying?
Basically, we'll be going through to the finals.
It will be able to compete for MENA's second ever major title.
Are we not betting on the Zendgame?
No, no, we have to cheer on Zen, bro
We have to cheer on Zen man
I got you with the hundo. Wait for the announcement right after this. Wow
It's a bad bet like I just saw them beat generate super us SSL don't use poppers yo, it's snowy
Joey, you're trolled in every stream I do, I guarantee you you're not an SSL.
Joey, you trolled in every stream, I guarantee you you're not SSL.
Like send proof to High Vives, bro, I guarantee you.
It continues to be written, etched in the stones of Rocket League history, can Monkimer get another
uh okay so finals is gonna be twisted minds versus the winner of vitality
squishing an art gift and w squishy in the chat here we go we have the announcement
and the next game is gonna be cinema mock the fuck
to be tongue for monkey move. For all he's achieved is really easy. There's those games
everything falls this way. But this is the man that can fight. This is the man that stands
up when the chips are down. And of course there is great respect. Get down on it. Get
down on it. Yo, squishy, they got a hundred gifts a month. No problem, no problem. We'll
do 200 on the final, yeah? Miho, I'm getting zanned no matter what though. That's fine,
That's fine, that's fine.
Nah, but that'd be so depressing if Zenluse is back to back in the finals. I don't even want to bet against that.
But this next one, yeah, yeah, but what would you present, man?
Chat, lock the fiddlesticks in, y'all.
Lock the fiddlesticks in, y'all.
That was a good series, man. I'm glad I was against that one.
Okay, so squishy.
Do you know what's in this announcement?
Can't say bro
Leak check Twitter
Ice cold out there a little bit of a bite back from Shopify rebellion
But you have been on a fire ever since worlds was announced at dickies
I have to ask because I know we joke about it
But it seems like you've been inspired with I think six or seven wins in a row now. Oh just say six. Oh my god
Why does everybody say six or seven?
I know some arena that you know well, they ask you if it's going to trigger something in you
because for the moment on Seix, it's a bit wobbly on the end, you were still very dominant
I think it's a good idea to use the arena, even if I'm very happy to play there because it's a bit of my state now
but I'm very happy to come back to the final of Major, it was a long time ago
and then I hope we'll go get the title
And we're gonna do all weekend for going to take the titles. Yeah, and it's looking good
You guys are on track now into the ground. What is this fucking emo? What is that?
Rebellion they had your number earlier this week what changed from that moment to now and what are your thoughts?
I guess on NA now that you guys in the edit of the English first in Bob a French
I'm not sure if he's in front of the group
Have you guys seen an ad to that?
How they got rid of?
He's like
They like that sometimes in their life I'm too competitive
That one?
Yes, sometimes in their life I'm too competitive
Or when he's like my favorite in Bob Ray Cliff
is when he's at the Lakers game
and he's like
Ah, the Lakers
Who are you cheering for?
probably Los Angeles like yours and then he's like who's your favorite team but I
have to say Lakers but then when he speaks in French it's like so intense
but then when he speaks in French they do that like dictator in Bapé emote
I've seen that.
Here we go, let's actually put it up, hold up.
I'm just gonna put it up dictated in Bobbe.
Ah, I'm gonna have to say like yours.
Chat, this is the first thing that comes up when I open up my 4U page on Jitak, first thing.
At least half of it, like a few times somewhere, like in America or whatever. Like, what the f-
Tell me someone told that!
Oh
Somebody
Damn, I want to kill that on myself, bro.
What just hit him?
Wait, I missed the announcement? No way.
Wait, what is the announcement? Right now? Right now, right now?
Uh, it might be after the, like, doesn't break until next match. It's either before or after break.
What four separate times now like he has peaks valleys peaks about his peak is getting to a grand final
Wait, so where is Turkey from and where is the other guy from?
Nupo and Tira K from Saudi Arabia Middle East
And then monkey means from France. So like
Monkeyman basically joined the Saudi Arabian
Those are the two best reasons of war right now by the way like Saudi and France have been the two best
They aren't bald, uh, boggles, literally they don't fuck themselves.
Mina, Mina and uh...
Yeah, Mina and you.
I'm gonna have to select heroes.
And I will say the memes have been the meme of fourth killer for so long
Unfortunately, he now has finished fourth five times and is the only oh god. They're thrilling his shit
They're thrilling his shit
Alright chat
Yeah, here we go before we watch the announcement
I think sometime in the life I'm too competitive you know it's good to be competitive on the
field but sometime in the life you don't need to be like this.
Bro, the dictator of my traitor bro.
Bro, bro, the fucking dictator of Madrid, man.
Thank you, now we're looking to control the flow instead.
Dude, dude, chat.
I'm not even gonna lie to you, bro.
Uh, I would be scared shitless if this guy was in my team.
I would be scared shitless if this guy was in my team, bro.
This is my favorite in Bappa Eklip ever.
Is the Laker or Lakers?
Yeah.
What's your favorite NBA player?
LeBron James.
What's your favorite team?
Lakers.
Who did he score when the NBA titles were season 2?
Of course, I'm going to say the Lakers.
Oh my god.
Dude, he is kind of cute.
Lakers.
Chad, he is kind of cute.
I'm not going to lie.
Is the Laker or Lakers?
Yeah.
What's your favorite NBA player?
LeBron James.
What's your favorite team?
Lakers.
Bro, Chad, he is kind of cute, man.
I'm not even going to lie.
Even though he plays for Madrid, he is pretty cute.
He does it every time.
There was one what he shot from his own third and two defenders from rebellion were sick. Did you guys see him Boppe and I think it was
Was it in Boppe and Dempbelli playing basketball or I don't even know
She was in Boppe and Dempbelli
Why are they in the commander's stadium?
What's even happening?
There's a team with some French players.
Yeah, no, that is another generational low split though.
Do I hit the G-spot?
All I love you.
I can't really watch the replays.
These teams are winning because they're shooting the ball.
Bro, chat.
Okay, okay, wait.
Is the announcement in literally in like two minutes?
I think it's like right now, yeah.
Okay.
So pop shots.
Just make the net.
Have to work.
Make the opposition.
Have to use some boost.
And it might put you in a...
Get a chance to win.
Twisted mines will shoot in the ball very well.
I'm curious to see if that's part of James's
Telestration Station here.
Okay, here we go.
Here we go.
Not this.
This is...
Think said he's out of out of it right now, but no new boat over here
It's a 50. That's going on net and makes LJ panic first kill out of boost monkey moon out of boost
This is gonna be a race to the corner bro. I've got how well
What is the point of analyzing when it's fucking four to one with a minute left?
But what is the point of you analyze it?
First killer boost. You know what I'm saying? I think you should realize when it's zero zero because those goals actually make this go means nothing
I guess we're trying to highlight how like in depth
Play was like what's like everything
So now go for it. You're right. It has no impact on me. Yeah
No, it's like games already one right? This is like the equivalent of like if you're watching fucking NFL highlights
And it's like look at how Tom Brady throws this touchdown and makes the score 49 to 7 like bro. Who cares?
If the game's over
I mean, they should have picked a different goal, or any of the goals from any of the series that gave them the lead.
Like in demo chase mode.
LJ thinks first killer is gonna get it, but little does he know.
And it's like super slow.
First killer on the run, running away and now look at this gap opened up for TRK.
The chiefs also, Micheco's not with them anymore, also ratio, alright?
Hey Jax, can you mute yourself?
Can I mute myself?
Yeah bro, for sure man.
For sure man, sounds like a fun bet.
But like, that's a situation that
Who pissed in your cereal?
Nobody around this guy has said to mute myself.
He has to be the best man in Rock-A-L-R-E.
I'm not about to validate it.
It's set up to show as well.
It's set up to be set up.
Final.
Cinema, cinema for you.
He gives you nothing on the ball.
Our first champions...
I don't want to miss the analysis.
I'm gonna stay here.
I'm gonna stand here.
Sends a team through to the finals.
Top two finished, guaranteed.
For Twisted Minds and the Middle East.
I mean there's a small chance we're gonna break and then do it.
Bro, I have a feeling though, that they would do it before Grand Finals because that's what CS does.
Of the best of France, it's gonna be fantastic, but...
Wait, look, look, oh my god, look, look.
There's some question marks between you and me.
What?
Question marks, let's get those question marks.
They're doing it right now, what the hell?
They're doing it right now.
I don't really want to know.
I don't know, I think the question is for you.
I don't know, I don't know.
Where is Gips?
Where is Gips?
I don't know. Gibbs told me I had to come up here, and I don't understand what's happening.
Ah, so Gibbs is in on it, huh?
Uh, okay, okay.
We'll see here, folks.
We're about to find out.
The thing we've all been talking about.
Across the entire Rockley community,
we'll want to take a quick break.
When we come...
ME HOME!
Ah, okay, holy edd.
What type of edd shit is that?
That's a doom.
What type of edd shit was that?
Okay, so how long is the breaks?
Was she 6 minutes or 10 minutes?
It's dude, it's fucking random.
See, that's all you're gonna say.
But they're usually like 5 or 7 minutes.
See, I love that you said like, I'm just gonna appreciate that you just said 5 or 7 minutes.
Thank you, bro.
Like, no, no, no.
Seriously.
Thank you, man.
Because I'm so done with this fucking, this fucking meme.
Thank you, man.
Thank you bro.
I was really like, what are you saying?
Okay, ten minutes!
Ten minutes, what the fuck?
Chai sir, uh, chat, but I can't do a chess game, chat,
because then a chess game could be 20 minutes.
I can't, bro.
Hold up.
Checkmate him in ten moves.
Chat, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna throw away my empty cups
and I'll be back.
Announcement in ten minutes.
Lock the fuck in, guys.
That only know he could join by the way he's good to join whatever he wants whatever he's
He's ready to
He's not here right now there
Yeah, he could join
He's funny, bro, he shouldn't feel bad about yapping that's all
I love on a
What does that mean? What does rejuicer mean? Let me just do juicer. What's that?
Vaping. No it's not. I don't believe y'all. Oh, coffee, okay.
No, I don't know what this is. I have no idea what this is and that's the next thing I do.
No clue.
Why would I know it?
Okay, okay.
You knew about Diddy's bundle. He told me a day before that.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Hi, guys.
Hi, guys, go full cam.
Chad, I just got a package.
Chad, I just got a package.
Chad, I just got a package.
Chad, I just got a package.
And it's absolutely fucking gigantic.
I think I know what this is.
I think I know what this is, chat.
Chat, I think I know what this is.
I'm not even kidding.
No, no, no, no.
I think I know what this is.
And it's something that's down over there, chat.
I think I know what this is.
Chat, if you were in the stream yesterday,
you probably also know what this is.
If you were in the street yesterday, you probably know what this is.
Yes!
Wait, I don't want to leak my address. Is it on there?
It's from WatchTech.
Chad, I don't want to leak my address.
Hold up, bro.
Cup is open.
Hold up, Chad.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Guys, we are going to be able to do racing streams, y'all.
We are going to be able to do racing streams, y'all.
We are going to be able to do racing streams.
Wait, but chat.
I don't see the steering wheel.
We have a...
Hi, guys.
Hi, guys.
Wait, have I...
High-bice?
Have I just called?
Wait, high-bice?
Where's this?
Yes? Oh.
Why is this an evil stream my chair just fell?
High-bice?
Yes, you see, do you have the wheel? You can't drive a car without a wheel. You only have a pedal, so you can only go forward and back, currently.
I didn't buy a wheel, I didn't buy a fucking wheel, oh my god, oh my god I didn't buy
I forgot to buy a wheel.
I just have pedals.
We can't turn.
Oh!
Oh my God.
Can you send me the wheels to buy, please?
3-3.
So what I thought it was the bundle.
You didn't buy the bundle?
You just bought the bundle?
Um...
Yes.
Wait, let me check my Amazon purchase history.
Maybe it was a glitch and it's coming soon.
Oh, it says we'll arriving today, okay, so we're good. We're good. I've asked we're good.
All right. I've been watching the announcement job. We're good.
Cause it's something I saw in a knee that's making me in the way you're making me an energy.
Let's do this man. Okay. Big announcements today.
Okay, sorry chat. Stimming. Big announcements today bro. It's in like two minutes. Let's go.
Bro, I thought I forgot to buy the wheel. Okay, it just got delivered separately. I don't know why but
But it's under driving today.
I mean, it said the pedals are delivered.
So I have pedals in a wheel.
So we're going to be able to do racing streams, bro.
We could listen to the music and drive cars.
That sounds so fun, Chad.
Because it's something that's stronger than me.
It's paving me and the way, making me an energy.
Oh my god.
Did I miss the announcement?
Nah, no way.
Pretty much the announcement, trading is back.
I'm not falling for that chapter.
And I'm just not even out yet.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut up.
I'm not falling for shit right now.
Don't fucking play with me.
Mother sucker.
Two minutes.
Two minutes, I have time to pee.
Two minutes, I have time to pee.
Two minutes, I have time to pee.
Welcome to the undefined.
Here we go.
Rocket leaks.
Biggest announcement of all time, in 20 seconds.
So much heat, bro. You can get farther and better.
Bro, let's fight together.
I'm ready, I'm ready.
Wait, One Shnitzel, what is up?
Well, well, well, Janko.
What's good, G?
Yo, bro, I was watching your tech stream yesterday, bro.
I'm getting a new view tomorrow.
Wish me luck, bro.
Good luck, man.
Oh my god, oh my god, here we go.
It's time.
18 years ago wait we downloaded a game called supersonic acrobatic rocket-powered
battle cars and so few of us played it but the ones that did we fell in love
then 11 years ago rocket league came out and said everybody knew this game blew
up this e4 flew up what a ride remember went to London Justin scored that zero
second go and I was all
And that's what it's all about the big moments of this e-sport have always been monumentus
from a forum of 30 people to an arena of
Thousands which is that's the guy
This is roughly yeah, I'm right
Or I'm here to talk about the future of broccoli the next 10 years
It's finally time to find out, but we need
and every one of you to help bring in the next stage.
This crowd is so fucking sad.
That is rough of it, too, no?
I do.
It's crazy how you're nervous.
A little bit, a little bit.
This is the game you grind every day, bro.
Let's hope it's good.
From the first time we went supersonic, to right here, right now,
It's fitting that the largest celebration of our game, in front of the greatest fans in the world, we celebrate that history to all of our friends here in Paris, and those watching all around the world.
This is the future, and this is...
Here we go, here we go, that's the creator of the game.
Welcome to League 2.
Here we go.
Captured real time in game.
Graphics update?
Catch a real-time in game
Graphic update
Hey, skin
Rapids with that new engine
We're not calling it rockin' and tear though
Whoa, I'm real engine I wasn't six only skip to six got it. No way
They split 5 all together.
I'm going to shit.
Wait, so squishy. Does that mean the game is going to play way better, like Wastemater?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Should be.
God, I can't see that.
I can't see that.
Drop me where you thought I was, man.
Oh my gosh.
I'm like shaking. Oh my god. This means so
Did you see the gleam on the mark? Dude, did you see the skyline?
They say how beautiful the mechanic is. I don't think anyone's going to make it.
No one expected six, did you? No.
So Squishy, what does that mean?
Basically, we're on Unreal Engine 3 right now, Jim.
Updating it to Unreal Engine 6.
That's like a massive, massive upgrade.
Well, what is that?
Check the Rocket League official chat.
Oh, hell no.
It's just the engine that it runs on.
So you'll have more, like, ability to do things.
Right now, you're limited to eight people lobbies.
You'll be limited to, like, you can probably be 30 to 30 easily.
Squishy, stop.
Where why are people saying it's in two to three years?
That's what the rocket league
Rocket League chat
Wait, where did it say in the time bro? Oh, hey, I didn't get one guy. It was like two or three guys
I don't think Unreal Engine 6 is like a thing yet, dude, but the thing is, I thought they
were going to announce something else, but yeah, Jynx, someone said, well, a bus driver
was paying us.
Unreal Engine 6 is currently in development by Epic Games, with preview releases anticipated
around 2027 to 2028 what what is the
sense so the announcement you guys are
going to do a one million dollar giveaway
in five years from now bro trust me
bro yeah you want to know what's crazy
on me and and jinx both of you guys like
leaks about this like like next version
of rocket leak we're starting in 2020 so
that was six years ago so I have to wait
three four three four three four
I mean, could you a father?
Could you imagine if they announced that they're bringing back trading? Could you imagine if they announced that?
Well, yeah, don't repeat but I don't think they'll ever do it man
Like so wait, why won't they do it again? What was the reason?
Because you know how fortnight works you you log on and there's this giant fortnight store
You can buy all these different things. Yes item shop. They don't they don't want anyone to be able to like like like if you have an item
I buy it off you they don't get a split of it, right?
But if you buy it off the store they get a split of it. You know, it's all it just forces you to buy it from the platform versus
Just like a market like yeah, no
Yes, the biggest market for that stuff in the world nothing will ever be like that
I mean rock it especially because it's you for everyone. It can't be like that
Yeah, but it's kind of weird because like the R6 marketplace is like
hasn't been down they still like you buy credits on there and they still take a
cut of the credits on there but it allows players to trade but you're still
they're kind of just like middlemaning it I think trading before rocketing made
like no money from trading but bro my thing is like I don't know bro if you
made fortnight it's like bro you're already fucking trillionaires man they
announced a new fortnight collab every day who cares about squeezing money from
from the rockin' me community, I don't even, I don't even have access to it, but you would
think, because like bro, look at it like this, you already got lucky with like the biggest
game of the last like century, bro, just let people train in rockin' me, I'm sure they
could still make money now.
Yeah, yeah, I don't know, I don't know, I feel like it's just the way they do their
stuff, you know, I agree with you though, but no, how is that, I don't, I don't think
they can go broke.
Games when broke they do a fucking fortnight collab every month. They've been doing a fortnight collab every month for the last fucking seven years
How would they go broke just bad budgeting?
I mean, you know what's good about this though
We've been waiting for actual confirmation that they're making this game for six years. So at least there's confirmation. Oh
I think for it to be at UE6 it has to be like a complete remake of the game like round up
So I just hope it feels similar because the game plays perfectly
I mean, yeah, a gift.
The gifting is like a thing where, like, if I have an item and I want to give it to you,
I can gift it to you.
But, like, you have, like, there's no, like, official trade back and forth, but I can gift
you something and you can gift me something.
You know what I mean?
I was thinking Fortnite, I think.
So, Squishy, what was it like before?
Let's say you have, like, got it, like, okay, Squishy, let's say you have, like, these really
sexy wheels, okay?
You could sell those wheels for, like, points or something?
sell those wheels for my points or something?
No, so before it was like, how would it be in CS for example?
I could like trade, if you have wheels I want,
you could trade them to me for nothing.
And then I could just pay Pallu money,
which is like a problem, I'd define it all.
Oh, so yeah, because they would just make zero money.
They make nothing from that transaction, right?
Camps on that though, different story, maybe.
It's always a different story on Sundays then.
Well, that sounds cinnamon though, if you're a player.
Oh my God.
We are about to get the most top tier version of both that sounds fucking sit-in on that
With the new rocker
No, the OG like trading
Yeah, I was you know
Rocking being on a new engine is like I don't know what that like really means
But like I know it's good, but I know first because I don't understand like I
Don't understand what like how that would make rock league like a lot better
I'm sure it would obviously but like with siege
Siege, Siege needs a new engine because Siege's anti-G is fucking terrible like if they had a new engine it would fix the cheating problem
But I don't know if Rocket League has a big cheating problem
Didn't they just do that?
They just twisted with that extra series onto this
Didn't Siege just do that?
Didn't Siege just do what?
But like they went from Siege to Siege X right?
No, this is what Siege did, bro, and I love that game, but this is what they did, bro
They did all this hype around Siege X
They flew out a bunch of creators to announce it, spent a bunch of money like getting all these creators in Atlanta
and I do an out C Jax.
And they added in fire extinguishers and smoke alarms
and then called it C Jax.
That's what they did.
And then they updated maps.
They did not make the game on a new engine.
Oh, does it have that stuff
before you like shoot the fire extinguisher?
Yeah, me how, that's what they did.
So yeah, it was like the biggest talkbogger.
I mean, CS2, yeah, CS2, I thought it got a little bit
worse too when it came out.
So it's a little, it's scary.
Yes, bro.
Did CS2 make the game better or worse?
If I speak, I mean, it depends, bro.
Short term, it was really chopped.
Like at the start, bro, everyone was suppressed.
The shots didn't feel the same.
And again, I speak as a bot concentrator, right?
But pros, everyone, they were pissed.
But long term, now we start to see what it can do.
All the modding community, all the maps are ridiculous, like, what they're doing, the game does look, you could say better if you look like that, it looks good, it runs, you tell me chat, some people are saying worse, I don't know bro, I don't know, you can ask your chat, I mean a lot of people say it's good, I would say like, so like, six months the shooting and everything felt really bad, but then they slowly fixed it.
Is it gonna be currently called for? Is it gonna be by town?
See, it's going like refined at all, right?
And then they switched the whole, you know, the way it runs and then it didn't fill up.
Yeah. Again, this is like a long-term move, you know? I don't know.
What's the Fortnite transition smooth? Does anyone know?
I think it was.
What do you mean Fortnite transition?
Because they upgraded their engine too.
They upgraded their engine as well. Bro, I don't know. I honestly don't know.
Bro, Onek, in your opinion, what was Counter-Strike's like prime, like the best year ever to play
Counter-Strike?
Like what was their prime?
I'm low key like, bro, I only think in cases, bro, like probably when the Revolver case
got released, bro, like when that shit came out, bro, I don't know, bro, it's, it's,
I didn't play the game like that.
I don't know.
For me, it was about skins, bro.
I was trading, I was looking at geeking out about new patterns when the case came out, bro.
Maybe Spectrum case.
I think a lot of people might shout out saying 2016 was like the prime of the conversation.
Yeah, yeah.
And I joined late.
I joined CS only in 2014, bro.
End of it. End of it. If there's people in CS, bro, they've been playing fucking 1.6 like decades ago.
I'm full, I'm kind of new, bro. I'm really new.
Okay, I can't even imagine you as like a little kid, bro. I feel like you would just be cute.
Okay.
I appreciate that.
Ask me again if this shit's the biggest real bro.
No, I'm never gonna ask. Because now I know, bro.
No, bro, we'll like the original pictures real, but they just added it into Onay's list.
Yes, yes.
Bro, it's the greatest meme of all time.
You hit a new hyacinth in League of Legends.
Bro, yes, man.
You know, I, yeah, I'm no longer in Iron, bro.
I'm a Bronze 4 player, dude, and I wear that on my sleeve.
I'm probably gonna grind today, bro.
Yo, Onay, it's bad.
I was playing, I was playing League at 3 in the morning last night.
Lahee
Bro, yes, I was playing it like a cutie game at like 240 off stream
Yeah
You want to bet with me I told him about the bets and he's ears perc
okay but on a your team Carmine Corp if you were to bet on them if you were to
bet on them they've been like the switchy the best team in the world for
the last two years yeah well yeah yeah in contention for a contention for not
like get like top half yeah but then steven's like priming right now okay
it's a property 50 problem and I would say it's about 50 the crowd is also 50
No, I shred it matters all of these guys are young if you've got food, bro
Yes, bro. Yeah, if you're a little kid if you're like 16 and you get booed that's gonna mess with your head
Bro the SSG game yesterday. They were little kids. They're getting booed
Yeah, they got new Josie's
Yes, it's French crowd and of all these teams are French like fan bases, so need you want to lock some gifted on this man
Okay, I got Zen
I mean, how would that even happen?
Get the hell out of there, you guys!
Shhh!
Oh, that's a tie.
Alright, I'll go KC. I'll go KC. I'll go KC. I'll go KC.
Oh, there's...
Oh, this guy's alright. I like this guy.
Yes.
But Tira's...
I'll put a hundred on him. I'll put a hundred on him.
I'll also put a hundred on him.
Okay.
But you see, O.S. both a hundred is, uh...
Yes. Yes, deal it.
Bop, bop, deal!
Okay, okay, okay.
Bro, nothing about it.
Easy.
Dude, I cannot give O.N. a hundred.
I don't want to go against KC, Jinxie. Are you unaware, buddy?
Are you unaware?
Yeah, but I'm going with Zen.
You're gonna watch his walkout. Watch his fucking walkout.
Yeah, Zen is alright.
Zen is the most known pro in rockin' league history, and it's not even close, bro.
Watch his aura. Watch his aura.
Juicy looks weak, bro. I like that.
So, Onee, Zen is like a dog.
Try, son.
You like that, though.
I would say.
Yeah, so Onee, basically, you just bet against Dump in a semi-finals in his home country.
You're crazy, bro.
Yeah, but the thing is Jink's spirit doesn't win every time.
Yeah, but, okay.
Just watch Waka, watch Waka. Let's see if they get all right.
Max volume, max volume!
Oh, Gabo!
Dead, dead, dead, dead!
Here we go, baby!
Flash, flash, from two as brills!
Look at 10, on the left!
Yes, yes, yes.
He should have walked out first, I'm not gonna lie.
He's the only one hurrying to check and he's ice cool bro.
That is so cool bro.
Now this is gonna be a good shoot.
This is gonna be the best shoot we've ever watched.
He lands down.
I think they will do that.
And in Paris, both like the two-strikes pattern.
Two biggest teams in France, in Paris.
In a semi-final.
Denver, Sotira.
Dude and my brother is making chicken waffles. Let's fucking go
Oh, yeah, how do you like watching you watch the other thing? How was it?
You watch you watch the pro game last game right that's serious
Yeah
Wow
Dude, I want to learn German cuz of you
But how long would that take like two years with my current IQ?
Because some people they can
No, no, not at all English a little bit of Spanish like ten words and then like three words in German
I'm not Spanish, I'm Spanish, but I speak Spanish.
My name is Jinxie.
What did you eat today?
Good day.
France is your Paris, Jinxie.
I know a bit of French, in Canada you have to take French for 10 years, I know like 10 words as well.
Matira's emoting?
I mean this is the matchup.
He has better stats than he's, but he's kind of sad this is end.
No one wish he watched that.
I'm saying, well I'm betting for Matira.
Absolutely ridiculous stuff from both of these guys.
guys and both these two guys are having the most.
Yes.
Bro, they're both like fan favorites, they're all...
Bro, I actually played ranked with both of them at one point in time.
I think I touched the ball like one time in an hour.
I was just still waiting, you're right.
I played ranked with Zen and Vegeta, and I couldn't touch the ball.
All of the things I was waiting for.
What ranked are you right now in the game?
I'm looking at the frag of two.
Miho.
Right now, Platinum won, but it's because Boggle's into the fuck out of my game.
So I'm a Plat 2 player, I'm Plat 2's go.
See, and the other semi-final, don't you agree?
Is that good for them?
I mean, we should always be that ass.
For Jinxie's hours, I would say it's a good idea.
I would say like, it's about on like, on like, curve, like where you should be for his hours.
I swear, no glades, Jinxie, but you are a fast learner.
Like, actually, when you get coached, you listen and you apply it.
Bro, I was playing CS the other day and I had like 25 kills, bro.
I was just arping people in the face.
Bro, Nick, can we 1v1 on CS like anytime this month, please?
I wanna 1v1 you, bro. So fucking bad.
Bro, you're gonna get smoke.
Bro, you only open chases!
I'm gonna win!
Bro, 1v1, what are you saying, bro?
You're gonna get smoke.
Bro, bro, you're playing me on Dust2, and I'm just gonna hop you in the fucking face, bro.
Bro, Jack, I swear I could win.
I could win I swear I could win I bet infinite money on that like I actually okay, okay
I'll bet on myself to I didn't have premier on lock I better not lose
Okay, but the only rule is you have to be on bad ping, okay?
Yeah, sure sure sure that's where that will matter
Oh, okay, you have to be on a knife and no off or something. Oh, no, no only I'm gonna win dude
I'm gonna win Chad who's gonna win bro
Okay, I actually want to read your chat. Who would win in a CS?
Squishy, who do you got? Squishy, be unbiased, Squishy, be unbiased.
I'm biased. I haven't experienced what Kerry, I only will win.
Okay, he knows too much, he knows too much.
We have to do it this month. It has to, my only rules, we have to do it this month.
It has to be on Dust2, it has to be on NA servers. And give me like one day to just train,
like a day to practice before.
Oh, okay. Yeah, sure, sure. Bro, if you beat me, I'm literally just gonna quit, bro.
I've lost to a Roller player, Jinx, and that was really demoralizing.
You lost to a controller player?
Yeah.
Stop, stop.
Bro, he was cheating.
You know how you have gyro controls?
Like if he moves his Roller, he moves in-game kind of.
Yes.
He's good with that?
Oh my gosh.
Bro, he was so good.
He was so good.
Like, I think he, Chad, was he facing level 10 and A?
I think he was facing level 10 with the Roller.
Oh, well at least face the level 10.
It doesn't really matter.
It's not that advanced.
It's not that it bears.
That's actually kind of insane.
Yo, this is going to be the best game of Rocket League we've ever won.
Switch, you have a question?
Yeah, yeah.
Is this the early grand final?
Would this be more cinema potentially than the game that's following up?
Yes, because of these seeding.
I think possibly, but the grand finalists is also like as good as these seedings, in my opinion.
like this would be the best series of the tournament i think but the grand finals is also like very good
like it's not going to be a sweep if that's what you're asking the sun has played no i think the
finals would be a good game i just think this game but the winner of this win i think the winner
of this we know if this wins what do you say like the winner of this will win the tournament i think
but okay i do think it'll be a close finals though i don't need to say much can i have a
It's crazy how every team has a French player on it.
Out of nine players, five players of French,
don't let that simmer.
The blue one is there again, baby, come on!
You're actually right, man.
Holy shit.
The team is good to pick between them.
But Tiro, there's been two matches.
Wait, where's Jucie and a towel from?
Are they from France?
Jucie is from France as well.
And towel is from Belgium, but he speaks French.
Oh, that's basically French.
He speaks perfect French.
Oh, hey, have you ever went to Belgium before?
Belgium. Yes. You know about Belgium? Well, I know Kevin De Bruyne and Romelu Lukaku and
Tivacotua. Hazard. Hazard. And Eden Hazard! Eden Hazard!
You know Belgium? I would have said no. Bro, I know about, um, what's it called, Brussels?
The city in Belgium? What? You're locked. What the hell? Have you ever been to Belgium?
Oh
Hey, what's your favorite country in Europe you've ever visited not counting Germany favorite country in Europe is it Netherlands
There's an island where Ronaldo is from, bro, like CR7, bro, it's called Madeira, it's not to this island, it is crazy, bro.
Portuguese island, like CR7, what's it called?
The nicest low kills, beautiful nature, crazy walks, it's insane.
And now there's another tourist.
Madeira? Here we go.
Madeira, Madeira.
Madeira, yeah.
I gotta get my chicken and waffles, fuck!
Let's go boys.
Here we go, baby.
Yeah, my brother is the coolest human being
Oh, and like because you never really watch like one simple thing to make it a little easier you see the boost
You see the boosts all the top right you're good you're good boosts all the top right top left
Yeah, you see those numbers so teams are basically trying to break down the opposition slowly
So they've run out of boost and then eventually you have like openings because of that
And you also want to take out the defenders right like
Yeah
I like a skin row most of the goals only are bump goals
Bump goals like they take one out like demolish. Yes. Yes. Yes
Okay, these are the two most popular teams in the game and they're playing in their home in their home
Country in semi-solve. This is like cinema brown
wrong break
For the blue guys almost all got the same skin. You see that?
Yeah, yeah very common very common design
Come on then come on then send the gold. Let's see it. Okay every time you touch the ball. It's terrifying. Oh my god
AHH NO! AHHHHH!
Zen made that whole play! Zen made that whole fucking play!
Oh, no! Every time he gets the ball, be prepared to get ripped. Do you have lotion on your desk?
Bro, you better do him the mission.
Mixy beat him in the Wally once.
Yes, he was blind with his money toss and no mouse or what.
EEEEY!
No, that's not fair.
It's okay, who wants that?
Juicy, Juicy, Juicy, Juicy from Clash Royale, no, right?
No.
Wait, he actually does look like Juicy.
Squishy, does any one of them have Alpha Boost or no?
A lot of a lot of them like golden boost to see yeah, that's it. This guy has it
Yeah, the golden ones up like four of them have
Oh my
This dude is the fucker, Xenotai, he's speaking to someone bro.
That's one one rope.
Is Xen probably coming with a tank?
Yep.
Alright, Xen is everywhere.
Let me turn up the game.
We'll boom it down for you, the edge is becoming fast.
And sending no immediate pressure coming off of that flight.
That's a great job by Zen, getting as big as possible against Ato.
Now exotic, around one.
Wait, wait, wait, Zen!
No, that's not a war!
Just a little too late to do anything in substance, you'll leave it for exotic.
And Ato will kill off the attack.
Watch the demos here in this series by Talon.
There's still a game seven, like 100%.
This seems like the same, bro. Like they're literally the same.
Bro, it's back to back game 7, bro?
Nah.
Genji, do you even understand what's going on as an actual player?
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay, okay.
I can't do what they're doing, though. I can't do it.
Well, actually, no. I kind of understand what's going on.
I don't understand all of it.
That's why I just put you, you tell me.
Sometimes I don't know what's happening.
Like they're basically, just think of this way, every touch is just with the intention of beating somebody toward a teammate and giving your team an advantage.
Like you're trying to just have a little bit of an advantage toward every ball at all times. That's literally the form.
So you break down the opponent. That's it.
If you know that, it makes you worse.
60 seconds for only two goals.
Next goal's gonna win. Next goal's gonna win. Next goal's gonna win.
Nice.
Oh my god, he's there. Zem's always there. Oh my god.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh.
25 seconds.
Oh, my big ole.
Get a bomb.
Oh, yeah.
God damn it.
Jake C.
Come on, Squishy.
You're a super good win.
It's your favorite player, Lucas.
That's true.
That's true.
I wanted the win though, but yeah,
I just want the bad ones.
good here we go
take off
this roster as well the coach
yes you go then we have to score now then
then we got to go right now then right now come on
this is broccoli here we go here we go this is broccoli
keep it up
That's my talent, they can only react, and not just me.
Oh, they see how he grounded it there on purpose?
That was cool.
Yes.
In terms of just making out what's close to me.
Look at the demo.
Bro, they only drink water.
Think you have a question.
Do you watch R6, Broly?
What do they drink in R6, Bro?
Because Rocket League, they only drink water.
What is that?
Water, coffee, and energy drinks.
What about CS?
What about CS?
Next I can say, the next match, coffee, Coke Zero.
They get the question.
energy drinks, squishy, wider, fuck, are they only drinking water?
Yeah, I mean, I don't know, for me, if I ever had like an energy drink before playing a match on stage,
my hands are so shaky, like, I don't get nervous, actually, but I get dittery when I have an energy drink,
so I just never had, I don't know, I had water.
Everyone's a kid, so maybe that's why.
Project solar?
Maybe controller, yeah.
Yeah, because the stick control is like, I would think for mouse, it's very important.
You see he had
Oh no
For carming
When game one
When you up name
During the game
They had to drink
Just water
Just water
Alright, I'm gonna use this
Right
Vitality sport first
And you never had to run that fast
And now
I'm gonna lay down
Across the way
I'm through wall
It's gotta be illegal as you come to it
No, no, you can have it on the desk
But you can bring drinks up
Have it under the desk
You can't have any branding on the desk
I don't want to close the 1.2 part
The CS left brown is running away
Oh, okay, you can have it. Yeah. Oh
Also, only I saw that clip of you telling me that the CS
Hand warmers were fakes brown pre-shared it. They looked like they said they looked exactly like fucking babies
Wait, he told you the hand warmers were faking instead of you're allowed to be in CS
They look exactly like they literally I know I know exactly we're talking about
Bro do you see that dash that Zen did on the wall, okay
Yeah, that's like that.
Yeah, it's like as fast as you can move on the wall.
I can't do that.
Okay, look at that.
Look at that.
Wait.
Look at that.
Like that was intentional, Jinx.
Like it looks like a mistake, but he's trying to like just get it to midfield.
50 and then a teammate follows.
Like you can't score today.
Trying to just do a little bit of damage.
Are 50s a lot of RNG and random or is it all positioning base?
Nah nah, you can control it, you can control it.
You can control for sure.
You got 10, you got 10!
10! 9!
Okay, nice, nice.
Come on, 10. Come on, baby. This is your matrix, then!
It's in Pali!
Pali!
Don't say like that. I just have to batch you against him, bro.
Fuck.
No, yes
Oh my god, he bumped him in midair midair bump took him out of the play for a second. I want to see a rule one, bro
Yeah, honestly, I haven't seen one
Do you think they'll honor it you think they'll honor it it depends if it's like zen and vatiria, but if it's like
Like if ends in play now, you know
They're trolls also they like the means
Like if you have the best players good to stay in it
But only yes only squishy taught me this if the best player on a team is in rule one with the worst player
The best player will break it every time
Yeah, it's actually part of his fucker.
I haven't seen one though in pro league yet, Rick.
There hasn't been many that have.
Oh, apparently Nupo, you know the close of mind of Nupo, guys?
He broke one just that I apparently had.
Barra!
Oh, he's the best player.
You broke one, you motherfucker!
Hey, hey, I didn't know.
Just came on to be fair, he's in the clear.
Wait, your first game was rule one.
I think I was rule one against the bus problem.
There's dots, yeah, you know the tutorial lobby, James?
So the thing is, bots?
You got it.
You were rule one in AI.
But there's any sort of crazy goal right after that.
I didn't even break it, James.
I had to break the bus.
Oh!
Oh!
Fine!
OK, that was insane.
That was actually insane.
Oh my god, off the ceiling!
Wow.
Was it a DDoS celebration?
What the hell is that?
Yeah, that was one of their, like, partnerships.
Yeah, but like sponsored by me. Oh, yo only every did you know Manchester City has a rocket league team?
Manchester City with it's probably fun right because they ain't here
Just lost today. They lost my time. You lost my time
I would say the most common, like, curling source, two to one. Two to one is probably the most common.
Damn, okay.
Because the defense is so good. The defense is really good.
Yo, yo!
Wait!
What?!
What a save! What a save! What a fucking save!
Nice, Dizzy!
You need a goal, Jinxy! You need a goal!
I know, I know.
Bumba!
I got Zen on my side bro, we got this
Oh my big OOF
OOF
MOTHERFUCKER
What a comeback
Got the second second, no that was on
What are you, an equalizer Zen?
Oh he's wasting time on doing this too
It needs to be now now now or never
Have a shot have a shot exotic over the middle
Okay, she's playing
I'm not going well right now chat. This is not going well
That's the rock really classic then then plays like a god alternative loses the series and everyone says he's lost. That's the classic
There's not over yet, not over yet, but I mean, Casey looks sensationally good.
Yeah, I think it's ran by Blast on it.
Ah, that makes sense.
They're noise cancelling, right?
Yeah, yeah.
trying to rally the swarm now guys it's not the jinxi curse shut that shit up
wish you have a massive question yeah yeah so in CS we have coaches right and
they get a 30 second time on it and then they talk about stress and stuff what the
fuck do these guys do how do you know that's happening right now but yeah so
that's a very good question it's it's arguably you don't need a coach some
rocket leaks I I never really had a coach but like anyway you don't really
need one but I think what they do is like just try to keep the players
mentality check and also like fixed tendencies so like if let's say a team's
controlling the ball too much and they should be you know doing something a
little bit different they just try to like change the tendency of what they're
doing they're trying to break like you bringing it up so that you think about it
the third an extra POV you know what I mean but you know what is this guy
the coaches are never good like never yeah people saying I had to see this is
was our coach but he was like I'm like a mental like he never gave us a strategy ever you just like
you just said so you're basically saying I could be a coach because you just need to be a motivational
speaker like I just be essentially essentially yeah I'm not thinking he was a bad coach I'm saying
like that's what you need in Rockley you need someone to bring your vibes up and make sure no
one's tilted like if you get tilted in Rockley you lose because everyone shoots on already but
and just a moment we will get off a third you could be close for two rounds down bro you give the court of the day
you'll see if you think we win game make a series of what is the court of the day
I actually don't have one right now
nice I did you bro I okay yes I'll start thinking
no focus on the game here we go here we go
Yeah
Yeah
Ever been careful
That happens all the time on it's like it's like what yeah, right? It's the most probably the most
That's the only part of the game only that's like a set piece
You know how like in football like there's a cake that keeps the stuff
So some people some teams have strats like a fake kickoff on it or like you'll drive up like turn away
They'll go to your teammate behind you. They pass it
There's no like
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
THERE WE GO BITCH!
Bro, I told you guys.
Free flip.
Bro, that was just a-
The coaches usually are at high ranked though.
Like, I think the average rank of a coach is probably in Grand Chambers.
Like the second high strength, but SSL is a massive gas for that.
There's some pros that like, became coaches though.
after they can see it the only in this series in game one yeah bro explain
grand champ bro hi guys hit grand champ so hey anybody can get it bro hi my
sister and yeah yeah but I'm not good at I'm pretty sure I got a carry
Have I see the confirm this
No, he didn't do it
Mood is almost granted. Oh my god
Oh my god, okay, that shot. Oh, yeah, you see that
What do you mean?
He's shot from across the field.
Did you say you can do that?
Yeah, right!
Onay, do you have ranked unlocked?
Did you get hooked up with an epic account or no?
No.
He has to play with a casualty.
Are you just going to get an account with ranked unlock?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Onay, if you're ever bored one day, we should play 2's ranked.
That would be funny.
Don't be mad at me.
the league situation like
No, because uh broccoli like makes you happy you can let it makes you want to write it down
You don't rage
Sometimes I think the games are so quick if you just forget about yeah
Yeah, you have to watch yourself get murdered for an hour
You go then you go you go
It's just waiting in formation to wait because he's there since he's there. Oh my god. Oh my god. He dumped on him
He fucking dumped on him
Look at this. Oh, man. It's the first time. I see you go here the time see oh, no
You're asking about the time. I mean they did a time on their up 3-0 now
Something something work. Yes, I'm at the coaches
You only get one time out of the best of seven. Yeah
Yeah. You see the top, the middle of the screen, the little blue and sparse mark next to KC?
That's just showing that they have it remaining, so.
Christian, do you want to hear Jinxie's analysis?
Yeah.
So, KC won two games.
Vitality won one game.
But, Vitality was more dominant.
Which means Vitality has a higher P.
Which means, I don't really know where I'm going with this.
I hear you saying, you're saying the game that Vitality won was more dominant, so they're more likely to win.
Oh my god, oh my god, well that's well that's right love the wall that's
God I love Sam so much
I saved it come on Sam
Yeah
Hell no
I've never seen the situation.
It's Casey getting the GIF.
Casey does not exist in essence, yes.
Oh no, it's Valorant had the scream.
I think the scream was on Casey and Valorant.
That's what it was.
Yeah, play the Drusky GIF.
Oneh just had an hour.
Who does that? You go.
Oh my god. Four-nil, why not?
Three goals, like...
Oneh, I'll say this too, in all the pro league games I've watched,
never seen a team win from his position.
Oh my god.
Wait, watch this, watch this, watch this.
Zen fake, look.
What about the position, Jinx?
Look at Zen fake, look at Zen fake, look at Zen fake.
Watch, watch, he purposely doesn't hit this.
Oh my god, he barely missed it on purpose.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's so annoying.
In this position, I would say KC has a 1% chance of winning,
and that 1% chance is a semi-truck drives into the venue
and wipes out the entire stage.
Oh
It's a goal
Dude
I have one before I think I don't know where it's for it up
And it needs to be like it needs to be like a rare occasion though. Yes
You can't just get us whip it out and for the rare ones. They're very mythical
Yeah, so you tell only about the
Bro, oh, yeah. Oh my god, bro. I so I dude I got a I'm getting a car
Decal in this game and a chair topper and by like in my anthem is anytime somebody scores. I'll be like bar
Yes, I'm not kidding.
That's so astounding.
I saw the clip where you announced like this game, it's the foolishest ever bro.
Thank you bro.
The way that you said they released it is, if you get beat they get the skin and then they help you mode.
Yes, so it's like infected. Anyone who gets beaten.
Or anyone who beats somebody with the decal gets it.
It's living like a shocking infection for him, kind of sick.
That's a cool show there.
Dude, Vitality is gonna win.
That was a beautiful.
Yes.
What I said, what you have to do bro, trust me, on release day of that skin, bro, you
only queue with squishy and fucking zen.
And then it's gonna be like, you know, so no one gets the skin for like, so you should
only queue with like two full pros, bro.
I try to be going to bro
Just for release once somebody gets it then you can normally play again, you know, I try to be going
Actually, is it like like doing that for like 30 minutes? Not a bad idea that way like if someone beats us drinks
Like it'll circulate through SSL dude. I mean somebody said this on Twitter and they were like
Yeah, this is a cool idea and all but how is it even gonna get to SSL mountains?
Cuz it like it's not like a plot players ever gonna beat an SSL
So the only way to get the skin into SSL is we have to lose it
Yeah
All the fuck is the skin ever gonna be an iron will be right because those guys ain't gonna be anyone
Wait, yeah
So I know I think that over so so I think think about like this if you're plot to jinx
Imagine like
Someone beat like beat a plot or plot one beats the person with the skin right and then someone lower than the plot one
You know like slowly lower lower elos keep beating people with the skin so slowly go down to you know, you know, I think it'll work
Yeah, anybody wait, let me spread it for you. Hell yeah
I'll spread that shit fast bro
Yes, you want to watch the one yeah, yeah
Wish you caught max seven though if you caught that right ain't no way
That's on jinx whatever it's good teams playing you always want the game
Oh, we missed bro
Bang daddy's and it's there
Oh, go back wait
Wait go down
Bro, it's so impressive how high they get so fast. It's so
Also, this is one of those games for with the spectator like the person doing the observing needs to actually know a lot about
the game because if you pay attention they're always on the right person like
when they're about to get to the ball yes god you're right like see he goes to
material early knows to be there he knows that's ends next up right like
whoever's doing it actually knows what's happening like who's gonna be on the
bar is an actual guy much ever say hi no it's a gas yeah it's like you know
Prius you know Prius yeah yes yeah he's like that guy in this game he always
doesn't deserve it since hasa trying to get this out of the corner second touch
too low he's really good at it
oh my god such a good shot oh my god god damn he's insane yep that's there
though wait wait wait you guys and you go you go nice oh that's so good
Oh my god, he's going for the victory.
He's trying to score, he just messed up and it's just hard, a hard angle.
You're too nice.
I have to be short, he said, nah, you messed up.
Bro, isn't that the same thing?
Well, no, like his touch, his touch toward the net would have obviously been a goal, but it's just hard.
It's just like, I don't know, I wouldn't call it a trope.
You're still nice, I swear, bro.
You're still nice.
That's like, that's like someone missing a crazy flick at CS, like an obitlick,
and saying that's the troll, but like it's hard, you know?
like someone rumbus on a someone rumbus like top memorize and you have to
flick it and you barely missed it
but no go is coming that's all the demos bro
god this game is tight Jesus come on then no not again we actually shut down
an entire play Zen was kind of on a break wait wait wait please mess up please
mess up that ain't ever mess up in this fucking east door the biggest game in
the best seven to like this is the one you have to win though we went up as
crazy so helpful yeah this is to do we need a lock of the fucking
Through the corner and juicy just a little too far back
Oh my god, oh my god, wait Sen double-jack
Holy fucking shit, don't say they messed up don't say they messed up
They can't stop that yes, no boost. He can't stop the rest of us
Oh my god, holy, actually holy shit, holy shit, that shot wasn't safe, oh, yes, all right,
all right, there we go, and it's with no goal, and then there's two goals in five seconds,
chat, oh my god, we got a series, we have a series, we have a series, holy fucking shit,
I can't miss.
Try to stay in own goal.
Don't turn it up.
Hey, do it again.
I dare you.
OK.
Dude, let's fucking go.
Everybody lock in.
Everybody lock in.
We have a series.
Squishy belief we can come back from this.
I know.
But my Toddy won two pretty convincingly now in a row.
Oh.
Stop.
Oh, my god.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Nice.
Bro, that is so good.
Oh, my god, it loves them.
They are going to Kermin course.
Oh, man.
Jacob had done to Vitality the first time.
Bro, squishes have to watch.
worlds bro oh my god oh my god well it's always has a different feeling to
about I bet you like seems like si interesting
oh what a shot bro no no no all right mark the bus mark the bus oh my god
brexit fucking defense brexit yo park the bus shy so what does park the bus
It just means locked down defense no offense whatsoever
A lot of pro football teams do it
Park the bus
Yeah, it is actually how Arsenal plays Chad yes, they score a goal and then just defend
But they can only do that because they have the best stuff.
Oh my gosh.
They have the best center back do on the road.
Oh, then this?
Yeah, who's gonna get there first?
Get back up.
He's slipping his damn heel.
There's material going to be on this place.
You see, too far forward.
And they got to take it from their own back wall.
Ten seconds.
The weight of the field.
Nice.
Got the ball in the hole.
No.
Put the ball on the floor at zero.
Come on, come on, come on.
Put the ball on the floor at zero.
You better-
Oh no, no, no!
No!
No!
Two, two, JC!
Two, two!
Fuck the boss!
Wait, bro, we actually just handed it off like what?
Wish you wanted to stand. Yeah, oh two seconds
No, no, no, no, you go lead and
Here we go no way
I
please then I need this I like this bro full adh please then I need this
we had a five-minute OT today bro but I think that scares me as Casey has all
the momentum now man it's worth twice in 40 seconds
No
How does it feel bro
I need a timer bro!
They're out of the day still?
Alright!
Yes I'm left bro!
Oh no it's heartless bro, my god!
Oh no I'm emptying the fuck out of your next game on me bro!
No I'm emptying the fuck out of your game, you call me a fuck out of your game!
I'm gonna get a red fucking iron account and get the fuck out of you!
We're going both to fucking iron together then buddy!
Bro that's a fucking low blow man!
God damn it!
Easy bro!
the brilliant strike from so wait squishy yeah three two one this was brilliant aka
i have a question for you guys
i have a question for both of you guys one more yes sir
do you know what lebron james did when he was losing one to three
say no basketball games american wait on a wait what you don't know what okay
bro and you know we don't watch basketball bro yeah you guys do bro your
country produce dark no whiskey what are you saying
call me nuts i don't know who that is what you don't know who Dr. Metzgert
at least two no it sounds like it there's a chest there that's what i'm being better
okay here's what happened i actually don't know in the nba finals
bro your chat better be flaming you bro in the nba finals yeah yeah yeah okay
he's like a german legend bro in the nba finals it was one to three LeBron
James was losing he came back and beat the fucking primed out bolded state warriors from a one to three come back
Then he's the LeBron James of this game. He's going to win game two or game four game five or game five game six
Game seven and he's gonna win
Well, I don't you need to do research bro. He's like a German legend. I will I will oh
Oh my god, he beat LeBron, like when LeBron was priming.
Wait, actually...
Yes, we beat LeBron when LeBron was priming.
It's German basketball players.
Yes, the best German basketball player of all time.
One of the best players of all time.
I know about the Klitschko brothers.
I don't remember that.
Klitschko. Who's the Klitschko brothers?
They're boxing, I think.
I think, bro.
Come on, Zed.
That orange corner, vitality, this is a possession.
That would be big here for Father Corp.
They could win it.
It's in a little awkward.
No one on the back wall here for vitality.
You don't want to go up the ladder.
Bro, but Yoroh is like insane at basketball.
Like, they produce Yokic, Donchic, Nowitzki.
Wait, I know Donchic.
I know Donchic.
Yes, Yoroh is like insane at basketball.
Like really good at basketball.
She was looking for
Yeah, yeah, this is your
When we when these French bro euro is insane about falling
Like euros taking over the end date literally you watch football you watch
Basketball, you know all the rockin these pros, but you're locked. I swear. Yes, poor thing is poor thing is to
You're always incredible
You go Zen, you go Zen!
Which Loki had the wonders to win yet.
Loki had like...
No, I'm with you, I'm with you. I'm down for game 7.
We're winning game 7.
Zen demolished. Yo.
They're getting fucked.
Nice.
Zen again!
Nevermind, nevermind.
Actually, yes, man. It was Zen again.
Focus then squishy is that it is that a play to like focus the money she won guy. Yeah. Yeah
It's not smart, but some some players do it though
Wait, he picked one big works out it, but he got bumped out of the air covers so good
I think it's more it's more not like bumping them
But like when Zen has the ball you want to really challenge like challenges early as possible because you don't want to give him
oh my god
oh my god
oh f***
it's half time boys
suck
no
nice three jobs
oh wait corner shot
nice
right now come on come on guys
no that was so nice oh my god you must have a fucking clips question yeah that
was so much yeah you're catching that that fake is a really really tough
Oh
Lucky that's actually a lucky girl. Oh Zen to no I feel bad for my fellow if you look at them, bro
Fuck
It's not over yet. It's not over. They look sad from not joking. They look sad. Yeah
A life of a pro gamer bro, just depressing.
Yeah, now he has to wait like three months to play again.
Shison.
Yup.
Carrots.
Still winnable, still winnable.
Still winnable.
Still winnable.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, the bees, they have to score.
They have to score.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, send, send, send, send, send, there.
Guess you're playing.
They have to wait wait wait
Guess you're playing good man, they're playing really good
They want to yeah, you know what?
The series though was just that two goal lead being blown in 39 seconds. That's what helps in series
Yeah, when they blew that lead, it's high just over. Hope you go with it. No, we have stuck, no
That's what I mean though, like they're up to why is the coach down drilling into their minds like player lead, player lead, player lead
I could just win. Say you have a two goal lead, just play your lead you win
Like you're gonna ride James on the park the bus like it's kind of alright
Oh
Come on, they need America now 20 seconds
Did you see the past did you see the past look at the past on me? Oh, look at the past
Pass holy fucking shit, holy shit fucking seconds. It's not over wins
Next door wins for sure
Please please please
please
It's on my television side careful
Fudging C. Oh T
Wait, what's up? Oh my god. Wait, wait. Oh my god
please please here we go nine next golden I shot yep come on we need a game
six yes get on that time so good
and nobody will borrow not a chain and Zayn trying to make an impact but he has no chance
should i don't want them to fall get forward i would still collect a hundred gift to trust me bro
oh ZEN oh no get it ZEN ZEN
this guy is the goat squishy it's a solo one them the game holy
get done die for dira i'm kind of with odin like i obviously like we have a bet on this but i
but I want to go seven, bro.
I don't know, I want to go seven, WP.
We need game seven.
Okay, guys.
Oh, my look.
Fools.
Let's keep it in our sights, bro.
He thought it was over.
Guys, I have an idea.
What if we burn all of the bets
and just all cheer on 10?
Cops, questions?
Say that again, say that again.
We burn all of the bets.
We just burn them all, and we all bet on 10.
Or we all go for 10.
I think I'm gonna give them back.
So I'm gonna keep the bets up,
and I'll root for them, but I'll keep the bet up.
Now we got you, bro.
root for my yeah you know guys I I told you bro it's Lebron man guys you
realize like the bet helped me bro it's Lebron I fucking told you guys I said
it's gonna win I actually thought it was over
imagine the reverse treatment bro ladies what are you typing bro what do you say
the first series yes on it yes yeah yeah yes crazy and went to game seven we
need that again oh you're right you're right you're right yeah the last minute
from car ming or oh my god then I want to kiss you on your face bro
I'm gonna kiss you bro.
No he's older than that.
19, 19.
Okay, I love you bro.
Oh my god, please.
Please.
Squishy, wait, someone is saying Zen is top 1000 on violin as well.
Is that true?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
He did queue with like top 10 radio player to get there, but he's actually good.
Wow, he's good.
He's squishy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
14 seconds left, Zen's about to get knocked out of the major.
Backwards pass, gold equalizer, forces OT, and then in OT, solo scores.
Solo scores.
Yeah, I mean, soon to go.
Soon to go.
Here's the go.
Please Zen, please.
Nine.
Oh my god.
Go Zen, Zen!
One, two, one.
Nine.
Uh-huh.
Two, takes it.
Two, Z, takes this one, plays it slow.
Yep, got it.
Oh
Chents makes you want to get diamond guys just makes you want to get diamond dude
Why are people laughing why are people not haha
Really funny I asked my chat three days ago
I said what's coming first me getting diamond and rocket leak or gta 6 and someone type dad
How old are you right now
What comes first diamond and rocket leak or gta 6 gta 6 November 16
or death or death you'll get that you'll get that you're gonna die in a row thank you bro
you have a long life ahead of you man
hey we're probably all living like 140 plus me huh
let's knock on the table guys then we get over like I don't know I just want to get over 80 bro
if I get over 75 I'm good that was gonna be some crazy medicine that makes it look immortal
Did he?
You're right, not even 80 low-key.
60, but you can sometimes just randomly die low-key.
That is true, yeah, yeah.
Then!
Then?
Shit!
Come on, please score my target, please!
Yes!
Good save.
You have no boost, end him and lose.
So missed?
Oh, then, bar.
Two.
This guy's disgusting.
Yo, this guy is gross.
Holy shit, what she he's also top five player in the world, dude. That's how it has been. Okay
At how how are you supposed to save that?
How the fuck are you supposed to save?
Shit with it. No one goes. It's like goal actually happened like 15 seconds before that because there was like a bad challenge
Sticky it lets like pressure really bad person remember chat. It's not over until it's over. I'm here. No, man
Zen didn't hear no bell either Zen didn't hear no bell
I
Then holy fuck. Yep. Look at who's got wings on it. He's got wings. Nice. I'm 50
For they always safely put it in the pool
Yes, that was actually
He missed!
He's working hard for this shit.
What the hell are they doing?
Bros. Animals?
Oh my god.
Send no boost.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Ah, no way, right?
Oh, oh.
That's a two tough 90 seconds guys dizzy demolished anything could happen anything could happen
Oh, no, if they don't have any goals with like 20 seconds left, they're gonna play full-on
aggressive vitality is and then it's gonna either score concede they're gonna go like
all everybody out off edge
got it
we're either gonna tie it or just concede in the last 20 seconds
happens every time
67 seconds
please, please Zen we need this
Zen we need this baby
maybe I'll watch uncle
How do they get there? God damn bro!
Come on Stacy, I don't know how they get there bro, how do they get there every time?
That's it.
40 seconds.
Zen, please.
Wait, that's a good bounce.
Come on.
It's 10-14 last time.
Remember.
Please Zen.
30 seconds.
Are we finished?
Zen, what the hell are you?
It's fake one thing.
Yeah.
We're trying to find an opening.
Oh no wrong half no 20 seconds
She's pleased how does the towel get there?
This guy's a thod right defense
No
Oh good be
10 seconds
Jake
No
What? Open! Open!
AHHHHHH
AHHHHHH
THIS IS MY GENERIC
THIS IS MY GENERIC
I
Not
I'm a watch rocket league and this is this feels like I'm watching fucking a
Movie bro, this is scripted up. Yeah, I let them know to give you a good show. That's why that's why
Definitely
Please wait, why do they both say why the game seven they both fixed on the kickoff. Oh my god. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. That was really bad
Oh my god, please, please, Zen! Yes! Come on! Zen, I love you!
Zen, I'm your biggest fan.
Please.
again. It's going to be over top of Zen. Exotic waiting in the corner.
Oh wait, good setup. No, I'm behind.
For Garmin, for Mato's gonna have to run in a fair.
Chat, my butthole's puckered. My butthole is puckered. I'm, I'm not where.
One lahee. Please. Could be a good setup.
And it's set across. Oh, oh my god.
Yes, then, go, go, go, go. You got that. You got it now.
I
Can't watch this
I don't know just send him up chat.
This is why I have what the fuck in my entire life.
I have always said.
Rocket League is the most entertaining e-sport for games like that,
bro, for games.
Rocket League is the most entertaining e-sport for games like that.
This was three to one.
The series was completely over 14 seconds on the clock.
Zen gets a backward pass assist equalize.
Let's go to overtime.
Zen makes a solo play and dunks on the tier I need his own mouth nuts to the face
Three two we go game three. It looks like it's over two seconds left a no-goose goal equalizer the fourth over time
We're now in game seven my penis is hard, and I'm on the break of pulling it out. Oh
My god, this is actually insane, bro. This is actually insane like oh my god
We did bring up the LeBron thing you did bring up the LeBron thing come back. Oh
Oh
Squishy back-to-back game seven and both games are like late comebacks. Yeah, yes
Isn't that like super rare? It is
He's in
I didn't know that I
Love you
Oh my god, here we go
Yeah, he came in once first two events own name and then hasn't won sense, but we've been like
Contention
He yes
I
Was playing good
Please this is it game seven guys come on
On a beyond it's like you're a little bit bricked right now be honest. I am bricked
No, no fuck that I want KC to lose
I
Listen bro in life there for there to be a winner there must always be a loser quote of the day quote of the day right there
For there to be victors. There must always be no
Bang
Wait Stacey
Okay, no more two second don't we keep getting demelos
just demolish them please then show them Zen all those pussy ass cowards on
Twitter that said you're watch show them then show them you're the best ever
wall dash the wall that yeah yeah it's like the most satisfying thing ever so
No, he went for the phage.
Come on.
Yeah, I swear these are more stressful to watch than to play, I never really doubt this weird
nervousness.
Playing.
No, that's a goal?
Wait, how's it a goal?
It was a mistake somewhere.
Wait, how's it go? It's a mistake somewhere.
Oh, they bumped each other on the wall.
And then we can't reach.
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
It means knife.
Boom.
Damn!
for the air pump oh no it's open no they're called he missed open it was open jimsey you'd
score that i know i know that's my signature
no it's
now juicy oh
isn't this what happened in last series
wait didn't this just happen last series it was three one it went to game seven then it was a blowout in game seven for the team that was
with that purpose. Stop, Squish! Stop!
It's the same!
Is that him?
He's saying, calm down, boys!
He's a good leader, he's a good leader.
Nooo!
Oh my god.
They can just park the bus now.
That's a goal, that's a goal, that's a goal.
That's got a big block.
What? He saves it!
Haha!
Squishy, why are you edging? You're edging?
I mean
How did he say that?
How did he read that?
Oh my god.
Two minutes, two minutes for two goals.
Zen.
No Zen.
154, 153, 152.
three
To go up Wow
If you have now I can actually say
And that sucks like you battle back and you just get again bent over table in game seven
I don't know unless we have the greatest come back and rock of the history right now right now
Like it could happen it could happen
barely have that one out guys wait guys wait guys wait wait wait wait hold up this is a goal
oh my god oh wait wait wait hold the fuck on hold the fuck on hold it onto it hold it onto
the script bro hold the fuck on is it on a we're about to watch the greatest come back and rock
it was going in and he saved it on purpose only look that's like teabagging
that's like teabagging you know that teabagging stop engine oh my god
in this series 2, we're gonna get you one, about to live with you.
They're not trying to gen 10, bro.
That's insane.
In the long run, you got 5 players from the team, and right now they're dealing with it.
And now let's test...
Oh, it's rockin' to come into your ass to that squishy.
That's bad.
That's DM.
Yeah, that's DM.
That's DM.
But it's like fine.
It's like fine.
What is the last game with a broken blue one?
Blue one break is unacceptable.
It's like...
Ha ha!
Like...
Yeah, yeah.
That like you'll be canceled for years
Type of edging shit is that man
Okay
right now.
Hey.
It's all good.
Young play is hard.
Look at them.
They're still having a team huddle.
I have a question.
I can be the guy like you can't ask me these questions because it's like just say disrespect
for Los Alvarez.
I can address all of this.
You said Zendal showed in the last game to the staff, right?
Did he get trolled today?
No, I think it's gonna be a good day.
I mean, they could have played like, you know, there's always a better level they can play
up at.
to stop right? Did he get trolled today?
No, I think it's gonna be a good day. I mean, they could have played like, you know, there's
always a better level to play at, but it was not their fault. It was a team day. The other
team just had a better structure.
You know what's the way out bro?
Now when the grand final
If they just stoned, twice the minescrone
Then they know okay
Exactly
Here's 4 vs 7
Final draw for vs 7
I mean, there was some tournament back in the day that used to be a best of three bests
of seven.
So like you play, you know what I'm saying, like you play three bests of seven potentially.
So you play best seven if you win, two best sevens you win, yeah, best of sets as it was
called I think.
I love you man. You tried your best bro. Zenn it's okay Zenn because you want to know why it's okay.
Because you're going to win worlds Zenn. You're going to win worlds.
Think of like the CS2 Goat. Who would have said the CS2 Goat? Is it Val?
An incredible match.
Or is it Vashality? Someone Vashality.
I don't know what Val. Let's make some noise for both teams.
Do you value like the performance more or do you value the wins man?
yeah
so what if someone on this on performance
JUSSI
JUSSI
monkey moment is kind of like i guess the closest thing to like
at the end there i saw smiles but i also saw vatira saying calm down calm down
at what point do you allow yourself to say we're gonna win this
the match was exceptional we saw a lot of smiles, a lot of emotions, at one point we saw a lot of batters
No one speaks English!
These guys can't even listen, they just are doing it for the stadium.
This is so sad, guys!
That was all the points. We are so excited in this series. The match was so fast
So every time we put a goal that you are just remember us to calm down calm down and bro instead of gifting a hundred each
Y'all can I just give 200 a squishy because only just gonna dump it on cases for our terminals
I'm gonna spend it on diapers, bro. It's like the same thing. They're both going to something
Wait diapers. I mean, yeah, probably like a year. I'm gonna be a dad. Wait. Whoa. Whoa
Wishing wait you're a dad in a year. No, not really
No, no, oh
Yeah, but but like
You're pre-firing
I'm gonna spend it on
Bro, oh my god, dude, I thought you meant you were like you're you you guys know not currently pregnant, but like
Probably early I want to prefire the congratulations, bro
Thank you, bro. No, that's bad luck. I'm not doing that
Okay
Yes, yes at least in germany it does
What wait, oh, no
What?
Wait, wait
You can't say happy birthday in advance. It's bad luck. You don't know about that. Wait, oh, no, you're epic partner
Yeah, I thought you were watching this for like just watching it wait what I mean I
mean that's me oh I can't say but I would watch it anyways no key oh wait I asked
them like I'm a week ago he's like yeah bro I thought I thought you were watching
it just like I like but it's fun right isn't it stop stop because I would no
but isn't it actually fun though like I'm not even kidding yeah that's right
It's it's would not be hyped like I would I'm always straight up
agency is fucking
Yes
Okay, dude, I need to that has to like epic partner. No, no too bad for taking your hundred gifts. We're looking
I'm trying to pay with oh here we go. I'm paying
No, no, no, don't give me don't give me don't give me no, no, no, it's fine, bro
Just don't light it on terminals man. Jesus
bro you know me you know get like a coat or something brah
a coat? I ended up on cases buddy okay wait wait did it tend to her? I don't even know
I don't know like in five minutes probably the x-ray thing is so lame by the way I saw I was watching
you knew it and you opened it and I said oh my god this does not hit the same
Jinxie I'm completely cooked in CS right now I can't open cases I only have the terminal and the
the terminal is mid I only have trade-offs so basically like the only way to
actually get dopamine right now in Germany for CS is literally term or
terminals or trade-offs yes and trade-offs edging trade-offs probably still
number one the rest is ass no only how much do you spend on a week on CS or
Mike in a month what you guys think I'm doing
that much but actually don't actually don't bro you've opened like a house
worth of cases in your life bro literally my life yes but that was back in
the day I was in my prime you know like your jinx you thank for the 100 bro
that will go towards a great cause yeah fucking right yeah fucking right that's
gonna go to the worst cause ever, bro.
I mean, you, you spend a lot, you spend a lot.
Bro, I spent, yo, I spent 20K on cases and I'm out.
Now I'm out.
I'm out, bro.
You actually hit some good nines by the end of it.
Bro, I, dude, O'Neil, do you know what happened, O'Neil?
Oh, no.
You remember?
No, you were there.
Bro, O'Neil, remember when we were playing the Geo Gastro Tournament and you went to
the bathroom because it was like late?
Do you remember that?
Yes, yes.
Bro, I opened nine cases and on my ninth case, I literally said, I was like, because it's
not planned out and just random and spur of the moment, I'm going to get something good.
And I got a $1,400 knife.
Remember the like Ruby or the red karambit?
Oh, the pink was a phase two.
Stop the phase two.
Don't stop phase two.
I remember.
Yes.
In the geogaster tournament.
No.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah, of course.
Bro, I think it was like just the aura on your case, like, wait, do you have a black
You have good luck in in like cases or like do you have good luck or no wait in the game as well
I still have great luck. I mean, it's weird to say right because I don't know sounds addicting
But it sounds addicted but I swear had insane luck at one point bro
Like actually where I felt like valve was giving me crazy luck or something
I had it back to back gold jinx is squishy back to back bro. Honestly, that's that's insane
Wow
160,000 odds one and one hundred and sixty-five.
They're gonna call Bernard, but you already have the number. Wow. Wow.
And say
Oh, no, that's crazy. No, no, bro. When you get back to bad goals
It's like literally only down from there. It can't you can't get any luck in that chat has anyone ever gotten three goals in a row
Is the recorded footage of that?
That's like winning the lot of you literally
Okay, maybe I could ask Bernard that
Yeah, that's Bernardo.
But three goals in a row?
Yeah, I'm going to ask him.
OK.
Hey, Bernardo, what is the likelihood
of getting three goals in CSCO in a row
in back-to-back-to-back cases?
All right, so in Counter-Strike, the rare gold item,
like a knife or gloves, has about a 0.25% chance per case.
That's roughly 1 in 400.
To get that three times in a row, you multiply the odds.
So one in 400 times one in 400 times one in 400.
That's about one in 64 million.
So yeah, let's just say pretty wild.
Well, Bernard, I might be feeling lucky later tonight, bro.
Hey, if you do hit that one in 64 million jackpot,
you better celebrate like you just pulled off
the greatest heist.
I'll be ready to hear all about it.
Now, that's never happening.
That's never fucking happening.
One in 64 million.
sit back and watch this monkey move against vatira for the title affair
yeah it's text is scripted
so what do you mean side man side man charity match
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what are you guys talking about
what are you guys talking about
wait wait wait actually shut the fuck up for a second chat
what do you mean what the fuck are you talking about
This is in 20 minutes. We have to watch part of this. Wait, what? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
This is in 20 minutes. Gingis playing?
Gingis playing?
We have to watch this, bro.
England vs. France Sideman Charity Match. Oh my god.
Jack, can we watch part of this? Holy fucking shit.
Chris 2. Skepta?
I mean the only situation where that really happens is like this where they made the final
and now they're playing the final right so send me into finals like that but CS the
finals finals are on a separate day in CS aren't they usually yes yes it's only it's
only grand final day that's the five right like yeah yes yes again bro it's in 20 minutes
win on how long seven plus 15 22 minutes I have time to watch the finals so I
can watch the finals because it's gonna take like 10 20 minutes in park the
princess the impregnable Gaddy's playing too but we have to watch this the
kickoff won't be instantly yeah yeah yeah we'd watch finals and this is where
things really started I didn't mind playing back I'll be back guys I'll be back
gonna go over to the side but you're up has a choice here he could try to take
this touch up the wall 25 2026 to 26 in November
no bro you're putting into a mid-life crisis problem so I'm talking about a
kid in here I'm already married and stuff so it's like it's different and
I don't think that matters it's everyone's at their own pace
Because squishy squishy, like I listen to podcasts in there and sometimes like these like
Like these like successful as dudes, right? They say like one thing that we run in life is not getting a kid earlier
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've heard that a lot
Exactly like when I'm 40, there'll be like 20
Yeah, no stop yo bro because that train is already going for me and probably to put in the chat
I know what you mean, I know what you mean.
It's a big thing, it's a big thing, but for me I feel like, you know, all I'm doing every
day is streaming and it's like I have flexibility with the stream so I can very easily help
out my wife staying home.
I think no worries about that.
I really appreciate you bringing me up here.
The way you say, the way you say, oh no, they, they messed up.
They messed up.
Oh my god.
Yeah, thank you. I mean, I don't know. It is it is crazy. But yeah, I think it's I want to have two so if I start now
I'm too by like your age probably like immense pressure, but they're doing please like
Yeah, but I think I don't know. I'll also come from a really big family like my
Like seven aunts and uncles but on both sides basically like I have a lot of aunts and uncles and they have a lot of kids
I just have a really big family. So it's just like kind of ingrained to have kids
I just feel like I don't know. Do you have a brother or sister?
No, I'm a senior child.
Okay, so I was gonna say like I don't want to make you sad like if I didn't have my brother
I don't know like if I didn't have my brother growing up I would have been a little bit lonely
I don't know because I didn't really have a lot of friends. So he was a guy like played
it all the time.
Well, what about you guys?
Sorry, Jinx, sorry. I thought we were talking about having kids and stuff. He asked why
I want to have two kids I was like so it's a duo and I was saying that like I don't know
I'm a brother and if I didn't have a brother growing up I would have been more a lot of the time but
You have brother sisters or yes, I have two older brothers and then one younger sister
Wow, yes
Big family. What about you?
Well, my family is as small as it gets. It's my mom and I low key like actually. Oh, really?
But you're probably
Yes, yes, yes, I try to see as much. Yeah, don't you visit her all the time. I mean you tell me that
Yeah, but I gotta see her more I gotta see her more like because she lives in Germany. I live in Netherlands, you know
As you get older it just is hard
Okay, um, why don't you live in Germany? I
I moved back in the day for uni bro because I could study here in full English and my
ex-experiment was living close by lowkey and I just stayed bro because the internet is
insane 40% of my audience is German and I don't know I like it when I don't
But dad is saying, dad is saying, I recognize like too much
Bro I paid 50% of my shop to the ass bro
It's the same in Canada, it's 55
but no it's just great internet everyone speaks English people don't
recognize me that's people I don't know what they watch but they don't watch CS
that's for sure
and the Netherlands is nice but Germany is nice as well bro
Jinx, if you come to the Netherlands or Squishy bro the food is oh my god sorry
Dutch people but your food sucks bro what is wrong so what do you do to see
McDonald's
No, Loki like
Loki I buy like those like where you cook it yourself, you know
I don't wanna like say the brand but you know like I
It gets shipped and then you cook it, you know
I think I know you talking about
Why can't you say to the brand what's that?
No, I don't want to like
Give him like a free ad where they always sponsor people, you know
I was thinking about it, I don't know if you have like a competitor or something like that
Oh I know what you mean, okay, okay
I was gonna ask bro, is someone in my chat said you have a girlfriend now, is that true?
Uh, yes bro, yeah
Like, no no like
What?
No like, yeah like not
Man the man, man the man, man the man
Yes, yes, squishy like on uh, on our friendship bro, yes
Jinxy, jinxy, jinxy, jinxy
Yes, what's that for?
In virtual reality or real life
Okay, see this is the show I'm talking about bro, you know, but I deserve that one for the phone call yesterday
So I'm gonna allow that one
Wait, were you doing the virtual reality stuff? Well, yo, no, no
No, I said I was like three months ago
No, no, no, I yo chat also I stopped doing VR like three months ago and I said hey I
I can't like bro if there's ever a day chat in nine years where I have a fucking son and he sees those virtual reality clips
I don't know
I don't know what to say to him
Yeah, hey, all right, hey, it's all they are none of it happens. It's all they had none of it happened burn it all out of your brain, bro
are we betting on this the final like bro back I'm back I'm back we can bet on
this like I'm the same I'm thinking I'm thinking it's final 200 gifted time for
a rock you know time for a rock of the game honestly you have time for one
yeah for real see what I get there what are we thinking I'm dad um okay let me
think you're well we're gonna have to go now right?
Squishy army even now and I'm down 100 going in.
Okay, so for the finals we should probably go big.
Um, I just feel like nobody wants to bet on twisted minds.
If you bet on twisted minds, you have to get a lie because that's
like that's how an actual casino would do it.
Like if you bet on twisted minds, you should get odds because
twisted minds is not payment.
I got twisted my bro. I'm not gonna lie, bro. I like those guys like oh Batman
What do you mean Chad like about me and what in the shop job with it? Okay, so so you're gonna go through this for me and Jinx
We'll go KC
Yo, I'm down. I'm down. Yo, I'm Casey then
They're like a Batman in the thing in the shop
The shop is there?
I love
I'm playing a lego batman in a marathon. I'm not gonna play it for five minutes
Are you asking if it's in the rocket league shop? I thought there was a lego batman collab because as soon as I loaded up the game
They said bye lego batman
Guys, I'm not gonna start a lego batman marathon in the middle of a watch party
What?
Plat one son bubbles. You're literally the reason why I'm plat one. What the fuck are you saying?
I don't, I mean I don't see it, there were you talking about that one.
Oh, maybe you're talking about, nah shit I don't know.
Maybe on Epic? Did you open Epic Games Launcher?
I don't know about that.
My chat is fucking, my chat is ck8, forget about it.
They're telling me to play a marathon game right now.
You're going KC on this right?
Yeah.
I just watch Zen play channel to do with Zen did okay
See the game play I'm opening up. Oh my god wait bro watching Zen actually buffs you. I'm not gonna lie
Watching Zen actually buffs you
Those are super good
Damn, bro, you got a plat that's crazy plat to that one in yourself all right, so
I
I was number two in goals number one of the sets
You're than a flat brother that's what I said in the fucking commercial
Or I said
What the fuck what the fuck teammate what the fuck yo, oh my god, I remember why I hate this game
All my teammates have CTEs, what do I do?
I mean, I feel like League made you hit your teammates more in every game, like it just
changed your mindset.
Holy ball knowledge.
Yeah, I feel like you would never speak about a team like that before.
Well, I did have some Rocket League rage moments.
No, no, definitely, definitely, definitely, but like, immediately, like it's minimum
to the game you're saying you have CTEs, so.
all right I'm not playing against like Carmine for we can't get out of our
half right now you haven't touched the ball in like 40 seconds
all right nice demo cheese now much better than a break when you idiot
Vamo.
Like, Lisa, like, transformed your way of thinking in games.
Yeah, for the worst stuff.
Were you a toxic C-player?
Yep.
I know. I learned that.
Yep.
Bro, I think this is all bullshit inside chat. Like, this is real shit.
I think to be really good at a video game, you have to have at least some one of them.
All right, that's a hundred percent.
You have to walk into a lobby and be like,
I'm better than every person in the world.
Yeah, I agree with that.
You don't have to be like an asshole about it.
You definitely have to believe that.
You have to believe that.
Like that's it!
Man of a Noir is on my team.
Oh my god!
Holy shit, it's actually crazy.
I mean, I mean, bro, you've got like 200 hours, I'd hope it's you.
Whoa!
Not a minute of bad way, I'm just saying, man, it's like if you're worse than Onay,
especially into the game, playing for a sponsor, like, I, you know, I don't have a...
No, I thought Onay was playing because he wanted to play.
He got some money.
No, no, no.
So, Jinx, Jinx.
The hell?
He told me something happened, so it's like it worked out.
Wow!
That's what happened with this too, bro.
Dying baby versus dying aunt.
Oh, what is funny about that.
But yeah, no, he said he wanted to play,
and then he told me it's a positive thing happened.
Can't wait to get out of here.
All right, park the bus.
Can't be check what that's a way can't be check what that's a way open it
Nice that's game that's game. Let's go. Let's go
We're gonna figure out his work though if we're putting 200 on it and only is alone on that side
He can't be 200 for both of us. Maybe he gets a harder
Maybe he only put the other one. You think KC wins this 66.7 or 66.7 repeating percent of the time
Chad don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Ah
Bro, I don't know. I'm giving KC two to one
Yeah, I don't know if he's like that. Maybe 150? I'll say 150. Yeah
No one has to give that prize to the children, but he would get it twice. I guess it's fair
We got two on a block.
We got tempered, we started, we started.
Give me that.
Three minutes, I got time for one more.
Three minutes, you got time, yeah.
On it, on it, on it.
We came to a conclusion.
So me and Jynx are gonna go KC.
You get twisted mines, right?
So we give you 200 if, um,
what's it called?
If twisted wins, but you give us both 150.
If KC wins.
KC wins.
Cause KC's favorite, wait, wait, wait, wait, KC.
KC's slightly failed.
Wait, but I don't want KC.
Shice it.
We all should...
No, no, you get twisted.
You get twisted.
You get twisted.
Ah, yeah.
So wait, say it again.
Me and Jinx are KC.
You get twisted.
If KC wins, you owe us both $150.
If twisted wins, we owe you both $200.
We owe you $200.
So you get $400 if twisted wins.
You gotta give up 300.
I feel like that's too good for me, you know?
Okay, we can make it better.
Like 200 to 100.
200 to 100?
200 to 100?
We can double that.
So 300?
Yes.
Wait.
How much did Epic pay you?
Yes.
No.
No, no, no.
That's all.
You want to give us 600,000?
Oh my gosh.
Wait, wait, wait.
No, we have a favored team.
So you should risk less and gain more.
You should lose less and gain more in the bet.
So me and Squishy were thinking, if KC wins, you give us each 150.
But if Twisted Mindwinds, we give you each 200.
So you're risking 300 to gain 400.
thinking you if we if if Casey wins you give us each 150 but if um Twisted Mindwinds we
give you each 200 so you're risking 300 to gain 400 let's just do one to one I
shall smoke all right 200 200 all right we help oh get done done what how the
I'm playing rank rank rank rank
No, I meant just play up the chisor
No teammate, what the fuck
There I'm at
Only we have to play rank sometime bro
I'm not going to lie though, I'd rather die than play casual
We have to play rank though
Try to get an epic account man
Yeah, fuck
This game is like actually good
People are like spamming my chat and tell you to read some DM on it and then they need to push spamming the chat again.
That's still in the middle. Nice. Oh my god, that's good. That's so good.
That's not...
Bro, one hit. Yeah, I'm always down to play me.
One hit. One hit. If you wanna play any game with me, any time, bro. Let me know, man.
Special fucking me
Yo, you know what we should do you know what we should do ah
The one be one thing
I would have CS on you. I would have you. I would not have see it bro
You may have rocketing on me. I would have rocketing. I would well you'd have geogazer. You would maybe have CS
Chance, I would fucking have your
Squishy, I've never that's like the only game I've never played I was falling jinx. It's like I know nothing about it
Nothing I was watching Jinx and looks like he's just farming a I don't know
You said, Jinx is squishy said, that he usually gets addicted to a game and then just grinds
and grinds and grinds at you.
Don't play me if you have that mind set.
You will, that baby that you pre-fire, she's not gonna happen though.
That's what I'm talking about.
Is it that bad?
Yes, it is bad.
It is bad.
You are addicted like, to you.
Yeah, I played it.
I played it 3 in the morning last night bro.
3 AM.
It's not going well bro.
I'm winning this stuff, I'm ranking up though.
When you play off stream, do you get the coach as well?
No, no, no, I just play it.
Squishy, were you watching?
I'm watching, I'm watching.
Oh my fucking god!
YES!
YES!
Oh shit! It's actually a good shot!
You have to fucking flip bro!
Yeah, jump, jump!
Dude that's actually your signature!
That's my signature!
From the beginning!
I hope this actually makes you better!
Yeah!
People are saying I'm capping because I've never played before.
I played it for one game.
One game was literally an hour.
How long ago?
It's got up like a year.
I'm not mooting bro. I don't care. Nothing to lie for. I'm terrible.
Oh god bro. Mooting.
Yeah, put the nose emote.
Okay, I'm literally cleaning it.
So why, why was it like, when I watched it, you're farming like the A.I.
Because as a jungler, you have camps, you have like six camps and then two scuttlecrafts
that you have to clear.
And if you clear them, you get gold and if you get gold, you get more powerful.
So your job is to clear the camps and then help your teammates.
Is that only as a jungler?
Only as a jungler, yep.
Oh, so everyone else is fighting?
Everyone else is fighting lanes, the jungler is fighting the whole map.
Way more clutter.
Okay, okay.
Alright, so you can go wherever you want.
Go wherever you want.
And my favorite thing about jungling is letting my dog shit teammates die and watching them
drown.
Because if my teammate sucks they deserve to just lose the entire game and if my teammates are fed like Gary is the other guy I'm gonna run up into his lane.
I feel like League Jinx is like a different beast.
It's more so I think Dantes to be honest bro.
Oh Dantes I would rub it off like this.
I think it's the culmination of Dantes and League of Legends man.
I've seen some crazy.
He's pretty unhandled.
Crazy Dantes.
Bro!
Okay.
Me and Dantes were watch partying LCS yesterday.
Like, yeah, else yes, you have to actually watch what you say because like there's like they have like 20 fucking sponsors, bro
And like you have to be like permed in by riot to like watch you have to get perms and stuff
So like you can't you know, you can't call a player dog shit and like the city says it's insane
So the first five minutes of LCS game yesterday. He actually couldn't formulate a sentence. I'm not getting
Because he's so like like censored basically
Like yes
Chat the sideline game
What?
Bro, you guys said it wouldn't start right away. You guys said it wouldn't start
Yo, don't click me chat. Don't fucking clip it me. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, I will watch party this
after
After the finals of rocket League after the finals of rocket League, okay?
I
Yeah
Yes, bro check our discord group. What does this mean man? What does this mean? I don't know this week. Oh, it's Niko
It's in my Twitter, bro, what does this mean?
team the most so Nico was playing a grand final this morning, he's part of team Falcons
and he was playing against an underdog called Legacy and Nico was needed the most because
it's a goat right and he was supposed to frag out and yes but why are you here is it because
he uh shaken that bro like i don't want to say it like chill bro like they think that Nico didn't
perform so they put a picture of me bro which makes no sense which makes no sense oh okay i have
I have another question.
It's getting fun.
It's getting like.
Yeah.
It's getting like about it.
Yes, bro.
Okay.
Has CS ever sponsored you?
Like I feel like CS would never sponsor anyone.
No.
Yeah.
I was going to say.
There's no way they would ever sponsor anyone.
Hell no.
Because Valve is like trillionaires, bro.
And they don't give a fuck about anything.
We haven't got.
Nope.
But I don't mind that.
Like, I don't know.
Like, I was like, I liked the game.
It gave me, it gave me my streaming thing.
Like everything, you know, like that's why I'm here.
All right, let's go.
So we're doing 200, you're doing 200 then, Onay?
Yes, 200.
For both of us if we win and 200 from both of us to you if you win, okay?
Oh gosh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, look.
Okay, here we go.
Oh, this is cinema.
are they that much better I swear they're not no they're not it's not it's not as big
of a gap as it seems okay it's it's like if they if they seem to play a series like
a hundred times it probably like 55 wins for Casey oh hi yeah hey who are you 50
What is this guy's tweet even though you're a pressure?
Huh?
Battle of the devs target banning the train tracks and Sinega legends helping this tournament for tonight trying to save their game from dying
Counter-strike subplot. What does this even mean?
Honestly, what?
Joe, what does this mean? I don't know what this tweet means. Wait, let me send it. I'll send it in group chat. Yeah, yeah send it send it send it send it
I'll drink the things
Sorry, sorry
show me the tweet show me the tweet
okay
let's get it
alright on it I put the tweet in discord
it's in discord right now
oh you only link Roma tweets
like this dude
this guy's a thief
what does this mean though man?
he's one of my mods
he's like a furry convention at the cs event
so there were a lot of furries like
rope nails taking takes the furries
It's time, boys.
Alright, man.
Here we go.
Grand finals, man.
Three months of training and screaming for this moment.
Both these teams.
That's true, yeah.
We've messed the crowd cap.
They see because both monkey moon, monkey moon as well, but KC for sure.
Just because it's all French.
I think Casey is the most popular crowdfavorite
Especially out of question
Who would it mean more for?
That's actually a great question
I don't know, there's equal to both sides, honestly
That's hard. They both won. They both experienced.
I see.
Probably, probably Twisted Minds.
The guy on Twisted Minds, he's never won a major before, but he won the 1v1 championship.
Which one? Which one?
The guy on the left, NWPO.
That guy on the left.
What?
The other guy won. You know the guy you've been calling, Turkey?
He won before. He won a major before.
got you got you got you
monkeyman is one of the world's first
wait
all the- all the-
what
what
if you call them shit you get fancy bro
you get luched you won't be in all the prawns
bro
they are twisted
fires
here we go
okay but this team is insane
because drk was the best player
Falcons and then he joins this team and monkey moons a fucking beat Elsa
And if I was like in consensus for best plan of road with
Bro this crowd is gonna go fucking crazy when carman for blocks out
Home crash
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Wait, somebody crashed this one.
Yes, bro.
The first player of Ato.
Major champion.
Belgium.
Belgium.
Belgium, Jack.
He did it.
He's proven nothing short of X-Mas 6.
But nothing short of X-1-6.
He's not currently.
He's not currently.
He's not currently.
This guy's not over on us, man.
A winner, he wants a seventh to tie Turbo Pulsar all time.
Number one.
And finally to round out what a best crowd is I've ever seen.
Oh, this crowd is so cool, man.
My gosh.
You see, I play up three goals.
Those are squishy.
Yeah.
At worlds, is it going to be even bigger than this?
No way, right?
World, the thing is 15,000 or 17,000?
I think this is maybe 10 or 12.
I forget.
Oh, my god.
They're not playing around
Oh never mind the three letters that we both feel the most ERK major champ. This is 15k
The best female player in history the major winner and the greatest player of rock
Yo, he said greatest player of the trophy in that case
I mean, it should be termed, I mean, if you're basically, it's because there's recently bias
and like, they're talking about the new era, in the new era, yes, here, but all time,
Turbo one more, Turbo is like exactly that, can't be.
Again, it depends on what you look at, right? You're looking at performance, then yeah,
if you're looking at wins, then no.
It's kind of a hard
that I actually didn't even
know. Yes, bro in twenty
twenty when like. Covid
happened squishy did they make
the game free to players or
not what do they do again yeah
the game like exploded that
yeah they made it free to play
in the game I think bought it
out epic bought it out they
implemented into fortnight and
made it free to play. Dude I
would I would build up seen
any time of the day get like
speaking gave you this extra
time. Bro I didn't even know
that I didn't even know
rock really exploded in 2020
in 2020 because I was just playing CS like at the January.
It wasn't free to play.
No, it wasn't.
No, not before that.
I was amazed at how we played versus Gentlemite.
I was even more perplexed at the mechanical part.
Well, because think about it, like COVID happened,
everybody was home because of quarantine,
and then Rocket League made their game a beta play.
So everybody tried it, and they were like, wait,
this game's fucking big.
It's been known for being the best player.
Dude, it had like 3 million players a day, as a point.
Bro, what?
What?
Yeah, we had two of the best players.
Obviously, it isn't Grand Finals. K-Corp is undefeated in this farm.
I've never seen it. I've never seen it at like 3.8 on point.
Like, this is like, this is like very one of my free to play.
I've never seen it like...
6 matches in a row to get here. 3-0.
Robots.
It's CS peak like a little...
But, you know what the thing is though, Oney?
Like Epic?
For Epic, it was Fortnite.
And they implemented a bunch of rock...
They basically had a thing at the time when a free to play hit,
where if you play rock-ally, you get a bunch of free Fortnite stuff.
So everyone from Fortnite, everyone from Fortnite jumped to Rocket League and it was free and it was COVID, no one else had anything else to do, right?
So it was kind of crazy.
Okay, which is all because who matches the game for a big announcement?
Okay, is CS' EP kind of false though?
Because like, a lot of the people aren't actually playing the rest of the market, but they're not actually playing CS.
Oh, that's kind of true.
I don't know, I'm not being dead ass because like, if I'm opening a case, right, it says I'm playing CS, but I'm not actually playing the game, right?
Okay well I guess it is part of the game.
Yeah but like if you're on rocket you're gonna be actually playing 95% of the game.
Now you did it.
Bro, you know that Jinx, you know when you started playing at other this year?
The game went from like 600k to 700k a day, so 1.2k.
Z-Bow!
Wait, what did you say, Squishy?
When you started playing earlier this year, it was like averaging like 600,700,000
and when you started playing it, it went over a mill like consistently for like a month.
Right, yeah, that's interesting.
It was like 1.8.
That is crazy.
1.8 I think I saw at 1.8, which is crazy.
What's the company like, you and Flash Royale bro? Like that?
Yeah, if you check the graph, that is so deserved.
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That it skyrocketed, like it's back to where it was, maybe even worse, like it's crazy.
I think class right now is worse than, I think it's worse than where it was before I started playing it.
Is that correct? The chart, you can look at the chart, but I don't even know.
It makes like some bad, like bad choices.
Bro, it just basically made it to where like you're forced to spend money to play the game and then everybody just quit.
Yeah
Like if you look at class well, wait, I'm actually look at the graph
Squishy squishy didn't this work on your stream. I'll send none of that sent picture in discord three
Okay, so this is for clash royale on Google like which is basically how popular something is right and that oh my god
That's jinksy
This possible here it is by the way 2025
Bro, I think I think I think I did we started playing the game like right here. I'm not even kidding
I think I did he started playing the game right here.
Wait.
Yeah, that's insane.
Dude, it's actually.
Jingxi, it's not below, but it's like in chat.
Watch screen share.
Watch screen share.
Screen share?
Right now.
I'm in screen share.
Jingxi, look at this.
Look at this.
This is the whole history of Clash Royale, right?
Clash Royale.
Look at this.
Jingxi.
Your peak is this one, right?
Yes.
This one is at 100.
Now check this out.
99 it was the biggest peak ever ever yeah well yeah well wow and now how can
now go to it now how can you fumble this hard me ho me ho I just heard my voice
double bro it's just cuz uh some companies are this greedy bro that's all
it is and like they just don't I feel like some companies instead of like
appreciating a moment or trying to make the game actually better like I think
For example what class were outed was they just tried they they took the moment as an opportunity to squeeze as much money as they possibly
Short-term everybody was like fuck you
Yeah, bro like hopefully they know to not like yes
No, yeah, I brought greet max rocket league has been like so like cool to me around like literally and same with league
It's been cool to me too man like really nice
in here, you set the stage, you set the stage
Bro like, League put drops on the tournament
Like, they're the only game to do that
Literally
I'm like a live?
Chicks, I sent that, um, you remember that clash tweet?
Which one?
Uh, the one that like didn't include you?
Uh-oh, oh, my tweet?
Yeah, yeah, I sent that tweet to like a few epic devs
To like make sure they're not too
Yeah, so, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm not gonna lie, Dix, I was like, no, you deserve the fucking support
You know, Rocket League has been really like, cool to me though
the world championship title like I don't know anyone doesn't see what you do
for your games and it's cool like I started to win so much like I was
part of it like I fucking spend so much on that fucking game like before I
started streaming class I actually saw the video of you 1v1 in can and I was
like dude I kind of want to see him clash.
From the flip side, he's like, oh, Jinx, he's missing this.
That's true, I did that right before.
Yes, like literally, like a whole week of work.
That's crazy.
Insane.
Well, fucking Ken, bro, he's the biggest rage
man ever, I swear.
Yeah, dude, Ken is, oh, fuck.
I actually love Ken.
Bro, Ken is the person who gave me the nickname,
Giddy Chat, that's like OG lore from like fucking
10 months ago.
I love Ken.
Ken is so good.
Nobody thought it was going to be the 4C.
only i thought that i was watching them and and i don't like forcing collapse like i
never i don't do yes much slash at all right but if i feel like i vibe with someone so
i just slid into his dm so was like yo do you want to do something together and then
he was like yeah let's do it and then we just played some flash i don't know bro did he
just rage by you the entire time yes yes yeah I really do know the comment
section yes Ken's community is insane I'm quite low in the prediction
content okay I regret to tell everyone so no everyone cares about how I'm doing
they're very invested very invested so don't take my pick here as gospel by any
means there is I love the storyline on that wait which he was there like a
tech part or not the blue will show up right now on the desk today ground
like me in this time I mean no no I don't think so
you
you
you
you
you
You might like it that was basically my idea oh yeah cuz they were like don't call it simple
I remember that.
It's our guys Grand Final, Dan Grand for Grand Final, Grand Final.
Yeah.
Huh?
Is this guy washed?
No.
He's put everyone in the tumble dryer.
Okay, here we go.
I'm flittering it out.
Wait, so Oni, you have Twisted Mines, right?
Yes, I have Twisted Mines.
I have Monkey Moon, bro.
I hope that those races semi-final.
Anyway, I just thought it was funny because I'm glad you played it because I'm glad you guys
met and you guys were like really good friends.
Yeah.
We would have played it anyway, probably, but it's just cool that you actually tried and
liked it.
the case of this can happen but I got out I got out of the case of mine is
okay I'm gonna be at my minus like six 16 okay I think my inventory is okay
I really have a little gold you see the little golden thing up top yeah that's
I
Okay, wait, is that a red a two-year thing what is that?
Oh
A grand final is different, right?
You see, Max, bro?
Max Rocket is trying to be the far right.
Yes, bro, Max Rocket is trying to be the far right.
I'm going to do 3D3.
Squishy, I should have just used it the first time.
I don't know what I was thinking.
Looking at the head to head as well.
Oh, man, would you play a streamer or a Rocket tournament on it?
Historically, 13 to 0.
Would I join?
Yes, would you play?
Like, be a captain.
3 on 3, 3 on 3.
100% for example.
Bro, their tournaments are peak, oh, man, they're peak.
I agree, I agree.
No the rocket league ones are like really I did one like six months ago, but it was to be
All like no good players, all right. Yeah, yeah, it'll just be like
Or like the best player will be like diamond. I think you do diamond man
That's so fantastic semi-final from him.
We'll think we're in someone's goal against Vitality all the way to game 70.
I can't walk down field as well.
I thought I missed that, like slowing down the field.
I know, I missed the ball.
Bro, I wish that was final, guys, because I started the game.
Nice.
Wait.
Oh.
Well, how did that stay out?
You're absolutely right, CJ.
The last time Tristimus played, we didn't have a big announcement.
I'm just yet.
They've been forced to make a stew.
I'm not squished. Does this seem chopped or no? Like what? They're getting dept.
Chopped in that way. Like, like, Chris didn't have no chance or...
Yeah, I'm kind of feeling the same vibe over there.
Ah, I don't think so. I don't think so.
Yeah? Okay.
I don't know. It's gonna be close. I think this is a 7 as well.
What?
I don't have a script. I don't have a script. I just think it's gonna be cool.
He's telling you this.
I don't think this seems like one-sided or that.
My place so aggressive.
aggressive. He's twisted my pain. Here is Vatira. That's it. Code 15. And so it's a close two system.
No, no, no. It's fine. It's fine. Remember last series, it was 3-1. So we don't know.
We don't know. It was 3-1 that I went game set.
Try and just keep driving it. Yeah, I mean, Vatira wins majors.
That's what he does. He hasn't won Worlds yet, but he just knows that I've been in the game.
You see the pencil preparation for the game. They weren't in free play. Boom in the balleride.
They weren't in the black lobby. They weren't talking to the coach.
I value your input
No, you are right. I do think I do think that's usually closer, but I would not be surprised those games
Oh, hey, Octane, it's the best. Everybody use the spanish? Octane is the best.
Oh, hey, what the fuck was your car, by the way, on your first game? You're using a van!
My name is Marshall. I gotta use Merck.
Merck Zimmerman, Merck Zimmerman.
Evo, Mio. I see all the clips when you playing Rock League and you're using a fucking van.
That's like a fun shit.
Svp strat, Svp strat.
Look at his Octane, Gen.C. I swear, Maximum fast-skinned wrong.
It's like, blacked out, Gen.C.
Like, structure-wise, but then you're scary.
I feel like Octane, you're just like, you're just bigger. You just feel taller.
Oh yeah, dude.
You're taking former Finestay?
All I was like, I think we can both be 2-6.
Bro, to him and Fury, him and Fury, they're both fan-lib, bro.
You were talking crazy
We did like
Yeah, I know both
He was recommended no monitor on plane
Basically it's easy because he's faking the high
He takes the high here then
It doesn't go anymore.
Fakes a touch over them, but they're softly facing it.
They got hit to the more.
It looked easy, but it happened because of Fakes.
Fakes are really big.
Fakes were the thing earlier, but faking it an option is like more powerful and actually
killing the thing.
They do look insane.
I'm not gonna lie, they look insane.
Oh, man.
They do look insane! I'm not gonna lie, they look insane.
The only one.
I don't like to see my teammates right now.
I'm not gonna try something less than 10 seconds to go back.
Is that NWP? Never won a major or which one?
Yeah, the one on the right, NWP, I don't know.
He won a 1v1 tournament, like a big 1v1 tournament.
That's why he got BOOM on that side.
Yeah, be the best player in the final, exactly.
Could be important for Makibe, just to raise confidence.
So wait, switch your things.
It's 4-2 with one second.
Mathematically impossible.
Mathematically impossible.
What?
Mathematically impossible.
Then you get a goal with one on the clock.
Okay, listen.
It's impossible.
Okay, listen.
Once the clock goes to zero, you can still score one time.
Like, right now they could score, but it's going to automatically end after the goal.
It automatically ends.
For the kickoff to start, there needs to be one second.
I swear it should be one more kickoff.
Imagine if you come back from 7-1.
That's in particular.
In the kickoff chance.
You could even say, let that zimmer.
Okay.
Beat talk is beat in R8, but not in Valium specifically.
No, no, no, no, no.
Bro, chat. Oh my god.
Wait, I'll be back guys, one second.
Chat, the England France game is about to start.
Oh my god.
Guys, we have to watch party this.
Wait, am I gonna, am I gonna get banned for watching this?
I honestly don't know, Chad.
I honestly don't know.
I honestly don't know.
Would I get banned?
No, no way.
It's a bunch of nobodies, bro.
What are you saying, bro?
Jack Joseph, mini-minter, angry big dick ginge,
fucking rotisserie, KSI, fucking, who's this?
JME, I don't know who that is, big in the UK?
Who is the French players, Chad?
Nico Omelana, Gadji, Vickstar, who is this, Chad, Chad, who is this?
Ryan Cherke, say you swear to God Ryan Cherke is playing this.
Say you swear to God Ryan Cherke is playing this.
You're capping.
Ryan Scherke would never play this.
Oh my god, they got Steven Trice.
The TV, the difference maker, the assistant maker.
He was very good with these.
He's good to go, and he came off the bench a couple of times.
Bro, Deji needs to lock in, man.
No, no, no, no, no.
Deji, I'm saying this because I love you, bro.
Have you been eating fucking burgers, man?
Deji, what the fuck is this?
CarmineCorp CEO is playing Cebualahi.
Cebualahi, bro.
He's against G2 in the final. They got body in game one.
He's back in one game two, but that was a, you know, very, very different team that we've got here today.
And a team that had just come off the back of another event win.
So I think even...
Dude, Squish, do you want to know something?
What's up?
The sideman are doing this England vs. Brantz football match in like 20 minutes.
And Karmite or CEO is playing.
He's in the match.
I have to do the Kamee-Doh game.
He's probably watching this on his tone right now.
He's definitely what I guarantee he spots us on.
Yeah, out of it, out of it.
They're so passionate about Rocket League, they love Rocket League.
Camille, look at the trike.
I mean, they have one of the best teams in Rocket League for like two years, three years.
Oh!
Like, goal on the end.
Oh, yeah, Jixi, only had such a funny idea.
The first day he played Rocket League, though, he scored like a goal, and he was like, how
do I BM them?
Can I honk at them or some shit?
Imagine they added honking.
Oh, my God.
Hey, Jixi, you also said that?
No, I didn't say that.
You you own a you
Everyone was Spanish though, like it'd be an unplayable, but it'd be funny
Bro, I still think that is the best player, but I think Carmine forfeits the best
Wow
I
First dunk for Apto? No.
There's like no way through, like they're not really messing up anything.
Fuck! No!
What a save!
What?
Actually what a save! Oh my god!
Actually what a save, wow.
What am I gonna say bro?
Not quick enough!
They just waiting for that second man to be in the right spot
This is an opportunity to be in the right spot
You've got to position yourself
Absolutely perfectly
He's now off the roof
13th boost
Hooks to the buck
T.R.K. underneath
As he smoke your moon
Twisted monster attack
So many voicies
I've got some audacious
So many bobs
So many players trying to surprise each other
But Zombo, everyone will love it
Keeping up with the pace of the game
Their smarts are looking better than us
Wait
Fatty!
Fatty!
Zombo!
You're the last!
Oi.
Oh, shit.
Hey, that's gonna drop to there?
Everyone's like moving back to the other side.
SIDES UP!
Oh my god, what a team.
Shots have disappeared!
See our characters, see our faces, our faces, our heads keep pushing forward, they up low into the corner, we'll be at a scourge by the hundred of us, takes it up top, gets to a sketchaway, you can't outplay it!
Fuck! No!
What a save.
Brothers, Carmine Cook's defense is ridiculous.
What a save again!
Another save from Katerina.
Goddamn, how many saves does this guy's got?
Boom! What a save again!
Holy shit!
fucking who flown in that man prime
bullf**k
bro they can't get past that bro
somebody said Ramos and Pepe, yes bro
actually fuck that, who yo?
this has to be gold
prime bulls**t
no that's out
G C
We see, we see, it's absolutely crazy.
Come on, come on, come on.
They're on there, on there, on there.
No, no, no, no.
Ha, ha, ha.
Yo, hey, G.C., why did you say that this is,
that the early grand final was last game, bro?
Okay, listen.
I feel it, I feel it.
Onay, cause bro, the thing is, man,
the twisted mind steam is good,
but like for the storyline in France,
folding French team, bro, it just makes sense
whoever wins out of that lobby is gonna win in pa-
They have one, are they?
Casey is three French, three French, right?
Casey is two French, well they all speak French,
but two French, one Belgium, but yeah.
Oh, and Talisman Belgium, yeah, it's Belgium.
But they all speak French.
But they all speak French.
We were surprised and furious with these fans.
Because you know what I mean, bro?
It's like you gotta win in your own city, man.
You know what I mean?
I don't know, it just feels like
you gotta win in your city.
Yeah, it's not funny that back in the day,
they would say we're all the same.
But the family sitting in the crowd
the least surprising thing you'll get to know.
Also, bro, onee, if you like this in CS,
but bro, they have such a crowd buff.
Every time they score, they get a screen.
Every time they, a goal gets allowed,
the other team gets fucking booed.
Yeah.
In CS, sometimes the crowd is even chasing you.
Obviously, in CS, you can abuse it.
But she showed me that, but she showed me that.
Were they like toggle, they shake their mouths,
and then the crowd's like,
oh, and then they run in the course.
And one of the recent tournaments, you see,
is because they even turned the X right off,
and then the crowd was like showing up signs,
Like, uh, cameraman, I give you, I don't know, like 100 bucks if you turn x-ray back on.
That was begging for it.
That has to be fun to go to the events and just like literally cheat for the players.
Sorry, wassup.
I mean, that's gotta be fun, you know?
Bro, you know what's up to this?
Imagine you have like a timing behind, you get like four kills if you got timing and
then they just like call your position basically.
They just chill out and you just die.
They just turn around and kill you.
I'll be back once.
Dude, that's, that's annoying.
the manager for the England team who is the manager
that's what I meant to say
that's what John I wish I find a way
Chad who's gonna win England or France
I'm gonna say England because of
Ginge and Mini Mentor
who is the manager
I'd pay for it
Chad who's the manager
Chad we're gonna watch this
ChrisMD
Ginge and fucking Mini Mentor
Ginge
100% Ginge
Big Josh, who's Bosch?
I don't know who Bosch is, y'all. I don't know who that is.
Bro, Cherokee is not playing. Ryan Cherokee has World Cup in fucking two months.
He's not fucking playing.
Ryan Cherokee is not playing. What are you guys saying?
He has a hole.
No, he's not.
He had a chance, John, to do much.
He is. No, he isn't. He has World Cup in two months.
much prayer much revision on these answers
search up La Bosch
who in the mother fuck
this is England manager for the game
La Bosch popular catchfave that means job done or misaccomplished
heavily popularized by British boxing personality
Big John Fisher and his son Pro Boxer Johnny Fisher
their manager is
What?
Search up lineups, okay.
I will.
I will.
England.
France.
Side of mind lineups.
Oh, they have Theo Baker.
Yeah, this is over.
This is over brother team England has
Mini-Meter Chris MD Theo Baker and angry Jinx G fucking G
GG bro
Who the fuck this France have they might need shanky?
Team France I mean I mean is so good. I mean was such a good center back squeezy
Squeezy owns ditto mates
Mishu, Sidham, Anox, Tag, Dejelisi, Kamito!
Bro!
Kamito!
Oh my god!
They actually have him, Chad.
They have Kamito.
Not a match.
I'll come back.
Thanks, we gotta start being a little nervous here.
What's the woke up?
They woke up.
I got you.
Wait, there was two gold score.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
I was gone for one minute and there was two fucking gold.
Say goodbye, brother.
What's up here?
Well, I did a timeout that a timeout that came back under a new team
Why does the timeout actually work every time?
She's like Jesus Christ. It does it does back
I think even just a mental I'm saying this you just a mental reset helps it
I said you just got pounded two games in a row and now squishy believe it that
Karma no, oh my god. Oh, yeah, I'm on corp wins this game. It's automatically over. Yes. Yes. I think so
I think un-comebackable
90 seconds
This is fast
Yeah, how does that shift so hard like wonder what they change or if it's just my day
What do you mean by players?
The fuck?
We're betting on him I guess.
One of your teammates, bro.
For the series.
Second gig.
They don't feel like they were the best team towards the end of it.
Acura.
Two to go into oversight.
No, I don't know if we have a game three.
Who is invited to the events at this fight?
NWPV, please.
He's trying to get my nonchalance every game.
He's got the font.
Yuga, Yuga!
He's got the fate.
I wish that was the end of the game.
I feel like Loki, that's like bad mental out of Acura.
He should have just believed they're going to 4-0 and then P later, no?
Like, it's going to be a quick series, you know what I mean?
Instead of like he's he's preparing for a long series if he's going to the bathroom wait
What is this one called squishy
What the car yeah, uh, Fennec Fennec
You're so cute that I asked that question in my first day. I literally asked that same thing
Yes, bro. You're so cute
That's literally what I asked you squishy in the first
It was it was I was like, what is it? Why does everybody use this car? What is the name of this car?
Yeah, I'm not a fan though. I like octane man
Yes, bro, yes, but it is the most famous. I think yeah, yeah
I love the wings
I mean, I was telling only my first my first time playing a game. I used to work
First time well was always first time man like let them get into it
I mean it
Yeah
watching it's about breaking rule one and gay one is like no but apparently
like Vixy apparently only does it on CS 2 like in CS if like someone drops a
gun and wants a knife fight he will like pull his gun out and she's gonna be
So he's like
Looks like one team is just gonna sweep and then this happens
It's a lot of like momentum shit like
You just get really confident and they have a big way now. They feel like they can get back into it
And it's best of seven so there's like
Squishy
Has there ever been a super team because right now in CS we have a team that has a full era like they win every
Dignitas, it was Turbo plus, I said it was like the GOAT, you won four worlds.
Turbo, Balakanda, and KDAP, KDAP was the French guy, one of the best players as well.
But that team won everything for like two years, until we beat them in the final season
6.
But they were, dude, yeah.
We had to beat them twice, too, so my team won.
So, that land was crazy, sort of crazy, because that team won the previous two World Championships.
That season they didn't lose a single series the entire season, like for the whole season
it was one series.
They made it to the final, we had to go through lower round one all the way to the final and
then win twice against them in the grand final.
We beat them twice.
Squishy had the field to win a World Championship, Squishy.
I'm not gonna lie, that was like the 5-4 of the greatest moment of my life outside of
like meeting my wife and stuff.
That was like in my mind. It's like it's just like a I don't know like a blur
I remember my head felt all fuzzy did the crowd was doing that shit where they bowed down. They're like squished
Cuz that's something that's like what you dream of right, I don't know
But squishy like I even the whole night after like in the hotel
We just buzzing the whole night, bro, like everything dude the flight home. I was like in infill real
I don't know
No, I would not sleep I had like a permanent adrenaline like yes, bro
Yeah, like I don't even explain it you probably had the same thing for the side of the match bro
Yeah similar bro, so that's kind of like obviously what I did is nowhere near as difficult as what you did
But like after the cyber match where I actually like had a really hard time sleeping because I was just so happy the whole night
Yeah, you're so is exactly your body's just like holy fuck. That's so cool
Congrats, bro. Not a lot of people can say they want to work
Thank you
Like
By the way, that was a what? A 10 second goal.
Yeah, I don't know what happened. They're back.
Yeah, only if you had watched that party, the one that I won, you would have said that shit was scripted like crazy.
Like, our wins, our way to win that was insane.
And I was like a fan favorite player and like, no one respected us to win the tournament.
I already won on that.
You said you have to beat them twice. What do you mean by that?
Twice in the finals, because it was a double elimination bracket.
So, we dropped the lower bracket, and the first round, we lost first round.
to the team that ended up finishing third in that event so we had to win eight
series straight to make it to the final without losing and then the team in the
final we could be twice and they hadn't lost at all so everyone instantly like I
think it was like no one thought we'd win literally no one because we have to be
the team that hadn't lost twice but there was a betting side and it was
ridiculous odds like 99%
back to back like grand final you had to beat them twice and they only had to beat you once
yeah yeah exactly yo bro dude there there was a betting site 99 percent odds to lose
what you guys were 99 percent to lose it was like it was ridiculous like no one thought we'd win
I
Because they weren't losing to anyone nobody in the on the planet
Yeah, that's a lot of circumstances of it cuz like if I won if I won by just like
easily winning like because if you win without losing a single series it's four
wins either five wins to win the whole tournament and I would just do that
oh my god what a shot fuck but you're off oh my god
bro yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
you know what he does really well too when they have a lead you could see him
like calming them down like don't go for a goal like yeah play our lead in a
play smart but that's a win you
stuff
but he's never won a world she just won
major
never won a world that's everyone's
facing like four I think
he's like a major like merchant
maybe three maybe three and then two
other like
I love this castle. I know.
Rule one. No. Hey. Hey.
That was the last question.
That was rule one.
Karma. Karma. Karma.
That was rule one. I swear to God.
Yeah, that was right.
Who did that?
Who broke it? Who broke it?
Who was it? Who was it, though?
Who broke it? I don't know who broke it.
I didn't see.
Bro, Balaji, that looked like it.
I thought we'd have to check the tapes.
Someone said they went off.
My chat said it wasn't. Someone said they weren't locked. They weren't locked. I don't know. I didn't see.
My chat, it was closed, no? We checked how I was pushing later. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, high-five said it wasn't.
Ah, what's it locked with chat? Do it in replay after. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I was... Okay, I'll try, I'll try. They changed how Backus mod works. It's harder for me to just take some replay after, yeah.
You know the anti-cheat shit that they added? It kind of made it so Backus modder is like part of the run now.
Chai's saying.
Cuz I'm injecting something technically. No Muda.
Chai didn't say Wulahi, it was rule one. I said Wulahi that looked like rule one.
No, but listen, everything else he said is true. If that was rule one and he broke it, they deserve to get caught on.
Simple as that.
We don't make the rules. We just follow them.
Bro, if somebody breaks rule one in Grand Finals, that would actually be crazy.
that'd be insane and if they honor it oh my god that'd be so big if they honor rule one in grand finals like game 7
which you can imagine yeah I've never happened
imagine this game 7 grand finals and they're stuck in rule one it's like
But you're a monkey move in the last minute and it's like to do cinema
That'd be top 10
I'm gonna go stop stop new post on it
Maybe this is scripted
Let it be scripted please! Bang! No!
Ten seconds!
It doesn't look good if it's twisted!
It doesn't look good!
It's on your side!
Wait! Wait!
Four!
Ground squishy talk to me please!
No!
It's over, it's over!
Tasty, this is the ground hit!
Damn!
Listen, listen.
Lots of series?
3-1, 3-1, what happened?
Game seven, game seven.
Yeah, true.
Game seven.
Well check game 7 game 7. It's not a big break
Weren't they up in that game? They were yes, we had a 10 second goal, bro. Oh
Yeah, only what happened with the souvenirs on CS
What happened?
They enabled trade-ups for souvenirs, and now you can turn any weapon into a souvenir.
It's full-chopped.
Does it keep your stickers or no?
If you change the souvenir, does it change all your stickers?
Like it removes your stickers or how does it work?
You select a game from the major, and then you pay a price, depending on the relative
that you want to turn into a souvenir, and then you pay the price and turn into a souvenir
off that ground.
So you lose whatever stickers are on there currently?
Yeah, but most like you can just take your amp for howl and turn into a swan here
That's what I'm saying
I see what you're saying
Oh, you can't get vanilla dragon law and turn into a swan here like it's GG
No, because I have a wild lotus and I wanted to do it, but I have just like rocks on it
We might all have to just accept it soon enough
Yeah, no, then you're the warmer to the world
So does that tank your dragon law?
The price?
Yeah
I just told you that we have...
You can turn any weapon into a fucking swan
I just told you the dragon on this
But do you have the OG stickers from the old one?
Yo yo bro bro
Yes it tanks bro
A lot
But don't you
It went from 50k that I spent
To 6k bro
What?
To 6? 6?
Yes
No no man
Wait but don't you have the OG stickers?
Is it not matter?
Wow, wow bro minus 45
I wonder why they did that
So should I just sell everything I have
I want to sell first.
I don't know.
Actually, let me know.
Actually, do you have any if you do celebrate?
I'm actually scared.
I have 50k.
The biggest problem is
people acting like you.
Now I'm scared.
They just fuck the market.
Should I sell? Should I not?
They panic everyone out.
Yeah, yeah.
Last time I made a 10 second go.
and go with 90 seconds.
Hmm.
What?
Give us map 7.
Carmine Corp wins this.
It is GG.
They lift it.
Oh, back in the perfect time.
Yeah, it's back.
Welcome back, G.
Let's go.
Here we go.
This is championship point.
Here we go, guys.
Come on.
One, two, three.
Carmine Corp trying to prove the best team in the world right now.
Here we go
That is unlucky right like that
Yeah, but you're just trying to win
So I guess you're gonna win the ball and yeah, yeah
Imagine how you feel right now, bro.
That is so unlucky, man.
No, that's so sad for twisted mind players.
Bro, imagine training and then that just like for three months and then that happens.
Yeah, sure.
Nothing you can do about that.
Sometimes it does play the universe.
That wall was coming in on us.
Oh my god.
Bro.
No no no.
The pros in Rocket League are so satisfying to watch, dude.
They're so fast.
Get it out, get it out, get it out.
The answer is just taking his time.
I'm down again. Every 50 is going KC's life.
My head's gone.
That was so fast.
Come on, baby.
Come on, baby.
Come on, baby.
Nice!
That was insane.
Again, look, you just go for the bump.
Like you're the head for the bump.
Yeah?
Yeah.
So you can't do anything.
Like one guy with the bump,
one guy's not like...
bro okay this is all sweet you said sweet what said it again you said out of
in sweet oh no I mean like old like old man like I tell we just use it I don't
know it's like oh dude slash bro
Yeah
Okay, I'm stealing that bro stealing all your ling up
No, but oh, yeah, I'm sorry bro. You're just like all the things
Like shy says my favorite thing I've ever learned in my life
I can't believe people think this is the hardest game, I think this is the hardest game mechanically man, I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, mechanically, yes.
But I think Lee might be the hardest game strategically and mechanically, because Lee's both.
Yeah, Lee's both.
You can rock and lead low key.
Oh my god!
That would have been the end.
Oh no, you know about pinches already?
Yeah, yeah, ground pinch, ground pinch.
Oh
Oh my god
What a thing but these cats are good, bro. This is this is roughly guy catching right now
Yeah
It's over
These castles are really really good
trying to clear it there's nobody around
look human
oh please
that's why
we missed
in the whole
he had crossed form
no no no no
please back to back
he's offside me I'm my chupi and I collect
and also
he takes it up
no early pre-jump from KC
if you find the box
oh no
juicy
and you're tiered with the demo
KC are out
juicy
and I'm not even
sharing
it's among human
not the best first such man
it's just got such a
we need another man
despite
What the hell is he doing?
No, Demo?
No, I'm not.
That's the problem.
I'm not, I'm not looking for her.
Ha, ha!
They're close, they're close.
No, no!
Wait!
Oh my god.
I thought that was gonna have a velocity on him to go
Yeah, I twisted him all the choreo now
As long as they stay here though, this way
No, no!
Okay, he's got out, okay he's got out
No, that's game
No, Squishy! Squishy!
to attack. Is it their time in the sun? They're in Paris under the
Oswald town minute forty-five going in on your time.
Oh, no. Wait. Oh, my god. It's a lot of
Relays his jersey
No one has loose back here
Bro
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Holy messes
That is so hard to do bro
That looks hard
Yes bro
I can try that a thousand times
But what if he will do it one time
Please please please
I don't have an arena
With the demo of Devil's on the corner GG
Yeah
Dude
I don't think you can put it out though
Like, they still got stuck like three different times and they find out what's out of the time.
You can ask.
I don't know.
I don't even know, man.
Wait, wait, wait!
Oh, man!
Oh, man!
Again!
Our tower's missed two open nets.
Wait!
Oh, my God!
Monkey.
Come on.
Get into the side.
It's so satisfying when they fly like cats.
It's so satisfying.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Wait.
Oh my god
I'm gonna do
That's a cat that's great discipline for Casey
Five-minute OT guys. Oh my god
That's the best team in the world
championship and it took four attempts. No one else has got three, he's got four, no one else has
got three. Wait, he has four major championships? That major became a thing? Five years ago? No,
of course, sorry, four years ago. No one else in the world has three major championships and
and but you're as well they can
it's a grand final they played
all day with the gift and I love
you on it.
You know that mean as follow
yo guys thanks guys for watching
with me and I was fun.
It's going to be here to be
here.
And hopefully I thank you.
It had to be out of the way.
Now he missed multiple chances
not repeat world.
Wish you met seven of the last
nine win his world.
Was she in two months?
One month, three months.
World's in September,
September.
Yeah.
What did you say on it?
You said map seven on the last
I was so I know
I know I'm so sorry bro. I'm so sorry. I like they say I didn't realize they play that good, bro
this was cinema
Thank you for the fucking one I guess we're out guys. It was fun watching with job boys man. Thanks. It was a pleasure
Oh, yes, sir. TGs bro. Oh, I was gonna watch worlds. We have to watch worlds. I'm not gonna laugh
I'm down. I'm not legends words. I rock it. It's rockin. You have a words
Rockety-rockety, September, September.
I see.
This is one few in the whole world.
Yeah, it's still bangin', but still one few below world.
Words is bigger than this?
Yeah, oh god, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What is the biggest thing? September, September.
September.
Where, where, where?
Dallas.
What?
Honestly, I don't know, that's not me.
Loki should be in France again, I'm not gonna lie.
Do it in like Marside or something.
200 more side
History bro, suck
Good for them, bro. It was a pleasure. Thank you guys so much for watching. Yes, sir man. I want to see your you have to link me that you're
Your double grand final. I want to see that. Okay. Yeah, I can link it. All right boys
You did have a head out man. I'm gonna have one of the greatest e-sports moments like that sounds fucking insane, bro
Yeah, Jinxie later, bro. Yes, sir
I love you guys. Love you guys.
Chat this game is a nil nil bro.
I just want to say bro Rocket League is like bro for eSports it's so bro it is so high.
Oh my god.
Like it is just so it is so good for eSports literally literally man.
All right chat lock in bro.
Bro, Jin just playing mini-minimintor's
Come on, come on
Run predictions the game just fucking started. Let's fucking go bro. You guys told me Ryan Cherokee is playing
He better be playing motherfuckers. Where is he?
He said to me, but he's spent a little bit of time on the right. Give it away, yeah, guys
No shots.
If you bring it back
Oh no, offside.
Dude, chat
He's not playing. So, so chat. Why the fuck?
what the actual fuck did you guys tell me oh my god this in PSG stadium wait wait
the Sidemen have this much fucking motion they played in Wembley two fucking
months ago chat two months ago two months later they're in PSG stadium the
Sidemen have so much fucking motion it is insane
We're gonna be under the baddest shit some all yeah, we need a bit of boss star
It's not the sideman what's to be amazed I mean organize it what
Organize it
I mean has 500,000 viewers on twitch say what lahi bro say what lahi
What!
He's the keeper?
What?
What?
Of course they are the man of the pack with the headband on.
Who is the keeper?
What?
The keeper, he was in the dressing room in the dressing room.
What?
Cross there, then out of the back with a headband on.
Who's the keeper?
The keeper, goes for the lead.
You'll see. 2.29 million subscribers on YouTube.
He does the hidden camera prank.
He does some boxing fights as well.
He also does some magic tricks and play in the harmonica.
Wow, does it all?
SP2!
SP2!
Take a cloud off to get it into Josh.
We'll take it now. So chat who is sv2. What does he do?
Bro, I'm gonna say this already this game is way more competitive than the charity match
At least I've been to a match this game actually looks higher like like higher competitive feet. He's quite tall
He's a big lad. He looks like he's gonna leave on him
Yo, I don't know I'm ice. Whoa. Oh, that's all. What's this a ginger?
here we go
corner so i'm gonna take it
jins get a go the silence is crowd
jins jins jins
no bro jins has that head on fucking
that's his specialty
that's jins specialty man
french there
and a man may be trying a bit too much
up against
crossing
i mean
makes himself a nuisance
okay so chat
Jay made you play simple mate. Play simple pass. Oh my god. Get him off. Get him off.
Road to saw. Road to saw. Road to saw. Change. Chas DM.
So this is actually our first time watching a live football match together chat. This is fun.
Bro, imagine we could watch like Premier League games live and Champions League games live.
game. 89% of the chat is saying
get Chris and Theo on the pitch
right now. Yeah. Don't forget
money by the way. Bro. If
Chris and Theo get on to these
these. I'm gonna see big
channel pitch. Is that
another big switch it takes on
the first place. Where is that
pace? Who is that? Who is oh
bad ball control nine bad
brilliant interception well won he said leave it what did I make what did I
miss what did I miss why did I just miss
Francis winning Francis minute winning that means one thing put in Chris MD
put in Theo Baker GG endgame
Mr. Aura himself, Chris MD. Put in Chris MD. Put in Chris MD.
Wait, they have many still. Say Wallahi, they have many in the bench. Say Wallahi, they
have many in the bench, Chris MD in the bench, and Theo Baker in the bench. They're inting
the fucking game what the fuck is this
they're into the game
they're into the game
okay he hit that with his ankle or not can ride that was kinda lucky
Jenny hit that with his ankle i'm not gonna ride that was lucky
that was fucking lucky i'm not gonna ride
I'm a 23 for England, which is, uh...
Who's Cole?
Chad, who's Cole?
Is that Ashley Cole's brother?
Ashley Cole's brother!
Chad, who is that?
Ashley Cole's brother!
Nellis and J.M.A. still on.
If you're the French right now, you don't know who Collandison is.
You're intimidated right now. Look at the size of him.
guys I'm not behind I click the live button relax I'm not behind shut up
John he's the king of shorts not friggin a plane of me oh my god it's the
So close. Who did that to them, Tobi?
It's a lovely little bit of skill. You know what this is? A big difference between these games and never-games.
In other games, Tobi probably tried to touch there, trying to share his rules around.
There's no time for that now, lad.
Tobi, no. Shots need to be converted.
Tobi, no.
They're looking around the back here. Theo Baker giving chance.
They look comfortable, the French.
Right, Josh, settle. Can you find Toby? Can you find Toby?
He's in acres.
Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo.
Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby!
He'll be so good.
Zerka got scared. Zerka got scared.
Zerka got scared, Jack.
How am I speeding up a live stream we're gonna find a lot of joy
We're running it down today?
Of course we're running it down today.
It's not a JC stream without me running it down there.
He's going in England, Jersey on.
It's a smooth boys, but still.
And we're glad he had it by the way, we need it.
And France are taking off that gold score at XTM.
And that's a wrap.
It's time for Chris.
Chris, Chris, Chris.
Chris, Chris, Chris.
Chris, Chris, Chris.
Chris, Chris, Chris.
wait wait Chris is coming in aura
aura aura aura aura aura
Basically the French miss the big
That is their manager
Boss boss aura it's been 48 hours in a cabinet made of Lego
I thought I'd throw that at you.
Right guys, get your W's in the chat for Chris and Di.
We know what this lab can do, but it means more tonight.
His country needs him, it's time.
Big John has got the agenda.
Is Big John checking the chat?
That's what I wanna know.
I think he is.
He seems one of those new modern managers.
One is for him.
What is the changes to the chat?
Yeah, yeah, who is that? Who is that?
Yes, this is MTSG Stereo.
Pahh, Detali.
McFly.
Yeah, y'all know everybody's left.
Y'all know everybody.
McFly and Carlito.
We uh, are these our prisoners?
Chris M. Diesel!
Chris M. is on four.
Jumpin' at this.
So now it's a tournament to just be quiet,
which I enjoy, but let's get some gold.
He's got plenty of giveaways when he uh,
get away with it.
Bro, if England is losing, they need to put in Manny.
They need to put in Manny.
I'm not gonna lie to that.
Put in Manny, Toby, Chris M.D., Theo Baker, GD.
It's like a fuckin', it's like a fuckin' champion's team.
Chris Envy first contribution.
Chris Envy already on the ball.
Chris Envy, every time this guy...
You might be jet lags, I'm not gonna lie.
You might be jet lags.
Great challenge from Jim Chas always.
Chris, get it to Theo. Chris M.D.
Neo Baker, here we go!
Neo Baker, Toby, on the wing!
Here we go.
Simon, oh he's gone early.
Toby.
Shiesa, what the fuck is England doing?
Come on, England!
Come on, England!
He's been a danger to him coming off that right side, hasn't he, Quassin?
I knew he was going to be good, he's only got mine to take care of.
Come on, England, what the fuck?
Jet lag, jet lag, jet lag.
Two thousand subs must be good. Where did they plan some of the stewards of more?
shy sir
Oh, that's gone out. Yeah
Come on. I'm good
This is looking like world cup preview of the sky side. All right
In the middle
Mini-mister
God, he's so clean on the ball. He loves jenny. shy sir.
shy is a bad tackle
Well this French team is good these guys could ball
This French team is good
line him line him no one's coming to the ball wait I mean what who the fuck
just shot that oh my god who's that that guy's a Balder that guy's a Balder
What?
I'm owns is the baller. I'm owns is the baller. Oh my god. I'm owns is the baller.
That's a red card? Wait.
Scepter is playing...
Wait, what?
What?
Scepter is playing in the game.
What?
What?
Skepta is in the game
Bro get Vickian what the fuck
But I don't know because this game looks competitive, bro
You guys see Simon's tackle Simon was not playing like that in the side majority match
Simon was chilling in the- yo this game looks competitive. It looks like both sides want to win.
She's bearageable. You know the critics who say John Madison from Belfast so...
Oh my god, look at the stadium.
This is what I was worried about.
Pah, that valued.
I mean it just takes about 20 minutes to drop the chip.
Lay out the auto-mation, this is-
No, yeah shit was never sweet in the England vs. France 11 all-stars of digital stream match, bro. They're going hard
Not paying attention we need to try and do is identify the French weak spots and I'm not to be a sofa
I haven't seen too many no the French team is good. I
Thought anyone was gonna wipe them
The French team is good
He's, he's put it over his head, Dan.
The Obaika.
The Obaika.
Mini-Minter.
Red Inflict.
Mini-Minter.
Don't rush it.
What?
That's a pain.
That is vintage Mini-Minter.
Brilliant.
Tiger.
Let it play off.
Chris and D.
Flio!
Oh, Flio!
No!
That was...
Oh, my God.
That looked like Champion TV.
That looked like Champion TV.
That looks like champion to me.
He also injured though.
Bro that was like champion.
Oh that looks like an earth.
That looks like an injury. No.
switch to Toby, the Toby cut inside across. That was lovely. Believe the books. I think
there you want to put it back to Chris and me. She's on the edge of the box.
Squeezy! Jack, I met this guy. He was like, why the fuck were you cheering for Zen against my D?
That's him.
Who else have you got on the bench?
Okay, I'm not gonna lie though chat Toby did he should have just passed it to the top of the box guys
He should have just passed in the top of the box
Let's get this under way again. So we're gonna get G. They're just gonna go in this game looks sweaty and competitive
And the Saudi Arabian League on his channel. He's got a chain of more
Bro, this is sweaty guys. It's a sweaty game
This is sweaty, bro
Who is that Jack French youtuber?
Frank's football
Yeah, same Chris to the floor.
We didn't have to pay for it.
We didn't have to pay for it.
We didn't have to pay for it.
Right, come on then.
Yeah, the French thing, the methodical football.
Bro, this game, Jack, the first thing I notice,
five minutes into this game, is this game is way more competitive
than the Simon and Jerry match.
There's actual, like, ballers everywhere.
the show in LA LeBlanc, we've got blue shorts on that's a foul throw Dutch.
Yeah, it is because it is because the sideman charity match had like 15 Americans in it and Americans can't play football.
Get up for Harry. Well done you.
Shai Simon, he's going to the 10 man.
That is why the chat. I'm not going to lie.
Looking for this.
Oh, I'm not going to lie. That is why.
A bit more wet. Dross has come very inside there.
So you hey, I was the best American fuck off. I was the best American at the ball
By a mile
Lacey was yeah, right
Martin's not American he's from Sweden chat. What do you think?
Martin's from Sweden, bro, he's not American
Yeah, Marla was born and raised in Sweden, bro. She's not from America. Shout out to Sweden, though. I'm not gonna lie. Shout out to the boys.
Simon. Coming up for Nico.
A minute just coming up for Nico?
He's challenged.
Say what you like about Big John. He doesn't follow everyone.
Wait, wait, wait. Why does Nico's jersey say veggie? Why does Nico's jersey say veggie?
Because she's shushing everybody yes, I'm gonna throw him under the bus a little bit here
He traveled today in a French shop. He's wearing a French wrong plate better wrong tail played better
Go on some kicking it out again. Mooda is live by any okay
Bro, you're gonna go watch what it's go watch it. We can do that is live by
The end just recycling jokes
Let go Batman relax. I'm gonna play it when I play it relax
The O Baker
Yo Baker the O Baker
He's fighting through an injury right now. I'm not gonna die. The O Baker is fighting through injury. These French players are good
This French team is good, we got a jibber England low job. We got a good jibber England
Please be safe, Verka! Long throw into the box. Can it fall for a young bro to shaw head?
And it is the balance of the hour, you know. We left you out in the armband and now our man's gone off.
It's something that goes to the finish.
1-0. We need an equalizer. Stepped out. What the fuck? Stepped out. What the fuck was that?
Wait. Brilliant ping from Jinx. 9.
Shaisa. This is not really good, though. We need him to win.
offside
Raph!
Raph!
Raph!
It's Raph!
It's Raph!
Raph!
Raph!
We need Manny in the game!
Manny, get the fuck in the pitch!
We need Manny in the game!
What a pink!
Chris you sexy man!
Chris you beautiful sexy!
Chris, you beautiful sexy!
SHOT! 88% of you want money in!
Now, I don't need you guys, I'm with you.
I can't have this.
I'm worried they're gonna get another one.
Here's the danger man.
Look in.
Scheduled to shackle him.
Come on, boys.
He didn't touch it.
Oh yeah, you're right, you're right.
Try to divide your body right.
Bro, we need fanning in the pitch!
Now!
Come on, England!
Come on!
Oh
Jim's yes, Jim's I love when Jim's has it
Zorka Zorka head up Zorka
Look for Theo fine Theo. Oh, Nicko has 35 pays shy so wait
Sir come sir come that was almost disgusting
Sir cut that's gorgeous work
Why are the announcers not happy that up fuck Simon if you're gonna do I know it's the pitch right now
But you're listening one of your great challenges again. I'd like to say on the unknown page
Niko Niko ice you slow shy suck bro. Niko. You need to get your pace up
Jin's well one Jin
back post, Nicko back post, back post, back post, get him off, send him off, send him
off, send him off, send him off, get him off, oh my god, Manny, Manny, Manny has striker
GZ England win, Manny has striker, oh my god, it's a tap in, Nicko it's a tap in,
should convert that. Theo knows it. Plenty of shade for you, Niko. Chat. Guys, what
are we saying on XG? I actually think we might be on top of XG now. Well, friends have one
of those, but that's the end of it. Bro, chat. I'm not even gonna lie to you, chat. What
we need is many ass strikers. Now! Many left-wing. Where's he going? Many left-wing. Okay, not
bad. Not bad. It's gonna be fun. Josh is off. Man, he's off. Everyone, just set your
to recline all right put your feet up it's done we've now got that that outboard to the left
mani is on the pitch it's over brilliant from skeptic just just hold it in there you shall not pass
current going direct look at me from serious high out mani mani mani yes mani yes mani
Chris next to it
Chaisa bears now on the ball
Toby got a lot of good players for England's a chicken
Well, England's not playing for their potential man sniff out a girl
England is that literally just like the World Cup every time
nine
It's just like the World Cup every time chat
It's a problem. Oh
No, no
No! Come on, Harry! Come on, Harry!
Skepta saves the...
Skepta saves the day, let's go. Okay.
Listen, bro, this is the best of the World Cup.
England has a stacked teamer than they underperformed.
What the fuck, bro? Come on!
Skepta saves the day. W. Skepta! W. Skepta!
to mr. Mini Minter whose pitch side interview mini mr. interview mini men and talk to us bro. What's going on?
Talk to us
Chris
Nick oh shoot
What the fuck?
Get him off
Get him off
Get him off
What the fuck?
Get him off!
The space is 10. The space is 10. What can we do?
We can never replace him, but in this case we can replace him.
We can replace him.
Throw him too slow.
I
Might go like fucking go
Fucking aura. All right
Nicko listen to me, bro. You're representing English youtubers right now. What the fuck are you doing, man?
I don't know if you would start for tarpon Springs FC right now. Me. Oh, me. Oh, you've got two opportunities
Why do you have zero goals? What the fuck?
He wouldn't suffer time for space the fuck position
Like Nico if you're gonna have chances you have to score be huh what was the captain come on?
Look at you, 20 seconds.
Their gold is aura farming.
I would say at the 37 minutes we've had, there's been at least 12 minutes of substitution, so far.
Jim, save us.
Chaps, what do we know about Jim?
He's never lost a charity match, and he's considered the post-fan because he always delivers.
Listen, he's never lost a charity match.
Today is not different.
Come on, Jim.
I think he's left-footed.
Yeah, I think you're right.
come on just let's fucking go bro yes in brilliant yes in
no no no no no no no no no karma guy at the way man I mean for
Can I get this? Yes! Yes, Manny!
Manny, just hold on.
What the fuck?
I just trust you there.
If you're gonna play it to Nipper, it's gonna be awesome.
Bro, England is overthinking it.
They're in their head.
Captain, they're in their head.
Alright, we said this is gonna be a bit more fun,
since we're used to it.
Oh! Tell me!
Hey!
Really?
What?
This dude's left on a fresh plate.
Oh, that is... Okay.
Rest, I'm not gonna lie.
Yes, okay
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie it's the rap French because the rapist French this could be rigged I'm not gonna
These that's okay, we're good
I'm wearing red and white colored
Spacical you get the nickel huge shot. They come in here, but we have six years. Yeah, I'd say
Whoa, who is this?
No clearance in what the fuck
Get it out. I mean he's over go line line line line many
Yeah, money is provided
Really? Great control from Theo. Look at Toby! Look at the brother! The brother chemistry!
From Manny to Theo to Toby! The brothers!
Shaisa. Nico, get off! Get him off!
Nico, what the fuck?!
Fucking put me up there! God damn it!
No! No!
I can't watch this. If it's too narrow it might be over. If it's too narrow it might be over.
Get in there best. Get in there best. Shiesa. No. No. No. Yes.
yes I don't know what's going on with England but they need to wake up right
now they need to wake up right now
We need a 45th minute equalizer.
Jack, is it coming home?
Yes or no?
Ethan's coming home.
Is it coming home?
Oh no, KSI's going in.
GZ, we lost.
GG, GG lost, bro. GG, hand side's coming in. No, GG, bro. Oh, god damn it. Never mind. Fuck, fuck, GG.
Night!
Alright, just throw him that left back and hope for the best. I don't even know what to say.
He cannot be a part of the attacker. England is not going to score.
No Harry save us Harry save us
All right, go many go many go many go many
Chris in the middle. Yep, Chris in the middle many. Oh
My god, Nick goes off the pitch. Thank fuck go many down the line. Oh
My god, no
I
Did they release yes, the up look at Toby please Toby we need you Toby we need you daddy Toby daddy Toby, please
Toby is like Toby yours
Toby you're so good
Like Toby I love you man. Toby is so fucking cool. Who's doing this? Who's doing this?
Nine! It's up to you Harry! Come on Harry!
No!
Yes!
Bro, they're good, bro. France is good.
The thing with these football jubiles, they need the reddits.
Next goal is huge for me. If they get it, I'm ready.
Jack, if you're cheering for France,
type FR, if you're cheering for England, type EN.
If you're cheering for France, type FR, if you're cheering for England, type EN.
Oh my God, there's a lot of France, man. Wow. What?
Okay, run a poll. Run a poll. We need to get the exact number.
If you're cheering for Brits, type FR, if you're cheering for anyone that's at the end.
Squeezie's in.
Squeezie aura, aura.
Fucking aura.
Mods on the floor.
Mods on the floor.
Chat vote in the chat.
in the chat, folk in the chat.
We're in hostile territory tonight.
It's a hard game out there.
This isn't an entertaining one.
This is a proper match.
Travella, skeptic, just passed the ball.
Why are we going for a fucking Travella?
JJ, release, Theo, release, release, Theo.
Scheiße.
Show them what we're made of, and hopefully that plays
give it a smug in.
Well, actually, it's an eight for a night, best of luck.
No worries.
We'll keep giving away there by the end of the day.
OK, 70% England.
OK.
I wish we could watch live football matches. That is literally all I would stream. Bro, if I could watch Premier League live, I would literally just stream it.
I would get Premier League all of the revenue from the stream if I could just stream Premier League. I'm not even getting. Holy fucking shit.
Whoa, who's this who's this who's this
Half-time analysis
So make about what you will.
Nico, you need to, Nico, you need to get the fuck off Striker, man.
Play left back and release the ball.
What the fuck was that?
Yeah, it's happening.
He missed the tap in.
What the fuck?
OK, listen, we need Manny and Toby to go off.
Jinx, just keep being sexy, baby.
Keep being sexy, Jinx.
Oh my god, he's so handsome.
Chad, he's so handsome.
He's pissed.
You could tell Jinx wants to win.
You can tell Jinx wants to get his fucking dick.
Okay.
Whoa, wait, Rocket League. Wait, what?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Rocket League's on the Inland Grand Street?
What?
Rocket League aura.
Rocket League is industry?
Whoa.
Rocket League sponsor?
Rocket League sponsor?
What? What?
Unreal Engine 6 chat.
Unreal Engine 6 chat.
Yes, it is one male.
Look at that stadium. Oh my god.
Controversial lack of injury time played there,
but I guess we know what we're up against now.
Those substitutes all gonna affect things.
Steven, the good news is, there's only one goal.
Absolutely, and even though that right one bill. This is very easy. You know, but you have to go pee. Listen to Stephen tribes
The man who came on the side
Being the president do something
Let's let's run through some of the biggest moments I spent there. Yeah, and there was some big ones for both teams to be fair
Chances
The same was set the atmosphere it was electric Rick, why and blue
but it didn't disappoint in terms of the start.
The French came out of the blocks that little bit faster.
You have to say, but look at the scenes.
I mean, weather wise, you can't complain.
Stadium wise, what a beauty.
Got the national anthem, of course.
Curry's seeing it proud.
Ginger's world.
Some of the traveling English fans there,
I think, they saw them on it.
And you've got Big John, I've got fun,
but this is a big chance.
Look at his save, a double save from Kieran Carlin.
He takes out his own defender, he gets up not once but twice.
John Nellis and Junge clearing off the line, huge chance.
Absolutely. Junge off the line, you know, that's the great thing about Kieran.
He's got, he's got Junge right behind him.
That was an early warning for us, because they, they weren't affected by this atmosphere.
You know, they've done this before against Spain, and it took to it like a duct of water.
Or is it the same France? I don't know.
And this was the goal. John Nellis dispossessed. Cross comes in and he's unmarked at the backstick ultimately.
And I don't want to take one player out, but he was very amazed, man.
It's tough, it's tough, you know what I mean? He missed, he's playing right back.
He's got to do a lot of running.
You just watch it here though, it's just letting go.
You know, John Nellis loses people ultimately. One man you can't blame is Kieran Carlin,
who permits me now to score.
It's a great ball in though, lovely delivery.
Yeah, that is true. What we're not seeing is a SDM had a chance
About a couple of minutes before this where he tried to back heal it in this time
The chat saying we need to see Vic. We've become given us the answer if that's the answer. I'm not sure the question is
I think we do need Vic. We need we need all our weapons up there
But we did have chances even and it's just classic Toby down the right wing
He's a second one goes for the shot, you can see what Theo had his hands on his head there.
If he squares it back to Theo, it's guaranteed goal, but I don't blame him for taking the shot at all.
No, he did so well to get into that position. Just miscuse it.
Another save from Carl in here, that was quality.
Brilliant strike, and of course that moment was when Simon got revenge.
Revangue, as you say
Marius again. Yeah, Greg ball Toby Klexi again. He has been a constant outlet for us Toby
But probably should score
For our babs we're babbed out, okay coffee of course for Kathy
Saratoga for water hydrations another Saratoga for water hydrations vitamins water
provide a little like zero for an actualized let's fucking go bro let's
fucking go I can't believe Nicko mess no Nicko mess
We need England to come back chat. Come on, England
Come on England
In this game the keepers are actually good to me how
You're in force in the fact that we're in this game and that would have been too milder.
That was a big chance. I honestly think on XG it's about even,
absolute worst for the English. The problem is we're not scoring.
No, I don't think the French look dangerous. They have a good back,
they just ping over a diagonal and they're on the attack.
Did you see Bruno broke the record? Yes. Yes,
Chats on me earlier. So chat. Bruno Fernandez has 21 assists and nine goals in 35 matches.
That's 30 goal contributions in 35 matches. So is Bruno Fernandez the best player in the Premier
League right now then? Is Bruno Fernandez the best player in the Premier League right now?
I'm seeing yeses and I'm seeing notes.
If you say no, who is better than Bruno Fernandez in the Premier League?
Bro, Cherokee?
Maybe Ryan Cherokee, bro.
Maybe Ryan Cherokee is better though.
Jacqueline Rice, me, huh?
Bro, I'm going to be honest.
I think Arsenal is the best team in the Brem because of their two center backs.
I don't know.
I don't know if it's like, I don't know if I would say Declan Rice is the best
player in the Premier League, man, like dead ass bro.
Bro, because what Arsenal does is they score a goal and then they just park the
bus for an hour.
That's literally all they do.
Well, what is this?
This is crazy man.
Not a word.
Is she's proposed?
I do.
Orla.
Orla.
I don't know French, bro.
in the chat.
Can I see that cry?
He's saying that he hates you.
Yeah, right.
No, he's not.
He said you're a bald alien and you're not welcome in Paris. I'm sure that's what he said man
I'm not sure what space is that on top of what you're expecting.
Absolutely.
Wow, look at that! Wow! Wow!
I think the community loves the fact that everyone's brought together,
because there is a privilege, etc. etc.
which is very important for us in here, yeah?
Is it Latin?
Well, that's so crazy, man.
I think you've sent someone on the lines of,
how do we score past Kieran Carlin?
I
Still got the musical performance to go
He asked where Dark Maw goes to get his sneakers.
I'm sure he did.
He said, got it, got it.
Did you think that's happening to him?
He's just trying to buy his lap along the brakes.
Apparently it's a very sincere stage though.
What?
He laughs at that little girl.
He's just trying to buy his lap along the break.
Apparently it's a very sincere speech though.
Howup Satan! Howup Satan!
WhIBBLE Blake!
run!
Are you listening to some great music here
boat on big boats?
you
you
you
you
you
you
Oh
Whoa
Wait, this could be better
I've heard this song, I've heard this song.
This is the Desiree Duet at its own.
This is the Desiree Duet at its own.
Oh
He say oh, yeah, but I don't do it
Only say so
bro so this guy is like this guy is famous then bro cuz he made that song
this guy is famous
What's his name carries?
I
Just pick up carries monthly listeners
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Carries
What's this chat, what is this what is this?
What if Ryan Scherke walks out?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Who did he play last year, was it England or somebody else?
You play Spain?
Oh!
Jet did he buy play?
Did he buy play?
Yes.
Yo, his guitar's on fire.
What?
Bro, he's good.
more
He's good
Yeah, what a show me
Oh look at the Eiffel Tower, oh my god.
Whoa, what's this song?
I feel like I've heard this song also.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Oh
Yeah
This is my favorite song, yes.
This song has a good vibe.
I just feel like PSG might win back-to-back champions, bro. That's just insane. That's actually insane.
Go! Go!
Byron was the last hope.
Yeah, I don't see any world where Arsenal beats PSG.
There's just levels, bro. There's levels.
It could have been like 2-0.
It's gonna be bad.
Holy shit, what?
Nobody gets injured from that?
Wow is it over all right England it's time to come back it's time to come back
Okay, we are back after what seemed like a full Glastonbury.
Decent, second in a row, decent, but there is some football with this music festival.
You'll be happy to know. Second half coming soon, Stephen.
Thank God. It's part of my English, but the game's gone.
It'd be nice to have a little bit of football being played during this football match.
I mean, you guys might know this, but the lads are actually all out on the pitch right now,
pitch right now and they're actually playing, not the game, but unofficially, between themselves,
in the dark. Just warming up. It's been a bit of an hour since they last kicked the ball.
I mean, we did see that great speech, didn't we, for the mean? Just to give you a bit of a roundup on that,
we've got a translation, obviously thanking everyone at the crowd for being here. Can't believe the atmosphere they've been able to create.
He said that even the English lack of section, they couldn't really fathom what you've created here in terms of
of a home crowd.
He said there's more coming, they put more things up,
there's coming soon, and yeah, I can get behind you
for a second off.
But now I'm asking you to get behind me
for a second off.
All right, come on, England.
Come on, England.
Yes, we can.
Come on, England.
We do it.
Trump's not out.
We can have the fans in about 45 minutes there with Big John.
Many people that pay a lot of money for that.
I think they've got to go out there.
Give it to them all. Let's see a bit of Vic Star under.
Swat it in the goal, please.
This is the talk of the half-time between the leadership group
of that industry.
Big John Legappa, Ginge, Simon, Beds, talking tactics.
E-man, how big can he be in the second half?
He's got moments in him for sure.
Deji we still haven't seen.
Vic Star we still haven't seen.
Shatshows, if we still haven't seen,
have knocked him the plug lights are off.
But they could do something special. The stage is set for them.
Making another music stage.
The light show is insane.
Are we going to actually join them back on like that?
It's been an hour.
Come on.
Here we are.
It's a fine line. It's entertainment, but it's competitive.
You've never seen a YouTube match like this.
this competitive between two nations and it has changed things.
You only see one doll in that first half.
You used to see a lot more.
There could have been a lot more.
You know what?
This crowd is brilliant.
They've gotten so involved in the game.
The role on the team now, and who's this girl on the pitch?
I've got one complaint, and it's that we definitely didn't play 45 minutes in that first half.
There are so many, so many substitute.
They were allowed to run a little bit ryer with it.
I mean, we did them as well, obviously,
but the French did them in much bigger batches.
I think we got half an hour of football, most of them, and most.
I want more. We need more.
Hey, if only one you want, maybe I've been saying something different.
Sure, but we're not.
We're one new down in Paris town.
And we are expecting more goals, Dina.
I think we are. They've got a picture of me.
You've got things about the tiring of the legs.
You're thinking about the nervousness, and it gets closer to the final whistle.
That's the most close I've seen.
It's cooler now, but on a long break, and grow up!
Now, what point did you start to worry whether a fuse would go in the floodlight?
Just turn it on, lad.
It's playing well, though, it's hot.
So, something on...
I think I spy a big star on the pitch.
I'm dead, G.
OK, Steve. That's a big development.
That Joe's a different to music there.
What's he trying to, what's Zara and is he trying to get into?
He's probably just listening to that great music show again!
Give me another!
I know, are we when I get on?
It did sound good, I didn't, obviously I didn't understand it.
Not a little word, fair.
Can catch a beat.
True music is, uh, beyond language, so it's, uh, beautiful.
And you know what critics have made him for playing on this show?
In-Gallon, baby, come on!
It's high budget.
Come back, man!
Here we go, Jack.
You missed Dembari, Cap.
Cap.
Dembari was not here.
Deji's in.
Deji and Vic are in.
GZ, we lost.
Deji, we're in.
Nicole's shoulder.
Brogno is going on with the shots.
Who cares?
Who cares?
Your name says on the back, we care about the badge on the front left.
Bro, Dembele was not in.
Three lines on the shirt.
No, no, no.
Two lines on your nose.
Let's play first one.
No, he busted.
First off, Dembele is there.
It was so warm up.
What?
Well, I think he's going to be in electric.
Highlights, get a clip.
And I'm back, please.
Get a clip.
Yeah, Brian.
Certainly, once dead, you and Vickroff are back a bit more.
But that's all to say, they can't do something.
No, you guys are trolled.
You guys are fucking cool
Come on
Here we go
What's not there?
Oh nice good start
Right, so we match winner wise. We've got a pitch right now. We've got Baker Victor. We've got Chris MD
JJ? JJ? JJ? JJ? Why did he wait so long to cross? Why did he wait so long to cross it, JJ?
JINJ is getting up. This is what we need.
Oh my god. Chris M.D. Corner kick with JINJ in the box. This is the match made in heaven.
Chris empty corner kick with Jin in the box. Squeezie's guarding him.
Oh my god look at Jin's mentality. Jin's mentality. Jin's mentality.
Come on Jin. Come on Jin. Come on Jin. Come on Jin.
Come on, Jimmy!
Chris, what the fuck?
Nice, Ben!
Your fingers kind of fast.
Your fingers fast!
NO! NO!
NO!
What is this?
Who wants it on the offside?
Here we go.
Like the L.
What is this?
Wait, what if Stephen tries to set him up?
ZAR? No.
But it wasn't intentional.
It wasn't intentional.
Bro, but it wasn't intentional.
Oh my God!
They've got Frank Sparrow, they are, guys!
They've got Frank Sparrow now!
John Mayer is just trying to give him some money, by the way.
John Mayer's just held out at least 200 Euros.
Is this a pen realistically?
Do you know what? I'm not going to take it back to the upside.
That's a pen.
If that's against Liverpool, I'd want that, don't you?
Jack, that's a pen because he moved his...
Oh, he moved his hand.
Nah, GG. That's a pen, that's a pen.
They're going to slot this pen over here.
Who's going to take it?
Now
I don't want to give up yet, but it might be GG. I'm not gonna lie.
Shice. That is not good.
Shice. That is not good.
What's Jim Sather-Agolder?
What's Jim Sather-Agolder?
Please miss, please miss, please miss, please miss.
That was scary, yo, yo, that was scary.
That was fucking buried.
Hey, hey, hey, was that the League of Legends streamed editors?
What the fuck?
Now it's a big advantage victory screen added in for TT Eater.
Infinite ass.
This was a good spin.
do would you fancy guys this is not going well right now
all right here's what needs to happen bro simon up top toby right wing mani left wing
chris md center mid pio baker center mid english super team the subs are off already
We've got more music available.
This is what he's got.
Here we go, Trish and Dee.
Goes long.
Straight for you, man.
Come on.
Get it down.
Lovely turn.
Right, he needs players in the box.
Vick starts on, by the way.
Go on, hey, man.
Go on, hey, man.
We need the ref to even it up and give us one.
Go on.
Win it!
Yes!
No.
Vick, hound him, mate.
Hound him like you're on warzone.
Lovely stuff.
That'll do.
I gotta keep going.
Go on, you got to place him down.
I'm not the ideal start.
Is it both halves?
The French have scored a goal early.
They're having fun.
Come on, we've got to get this back, Lance.
Cross him, looking direct here.
Keeper, come on, Keeper.
What the fuck is the Keeper doing?
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
Oh my god, I'm going to shit myself.
I'm going to shit myself.
You almost got torn on.
Alright, so...
Thank you, Steven Drive, that's better.
So...
OH!
OH!
Theo, please!
Theo!
Left foot, 9.
Chris! Chris! Chris!
Shit! Go Chris! No! Good flop! Great flop!
Textbook flop!
Okay, listen bro.
Yes, the reinforcements are getting ready. Here's the thing, guys. This game is not over, okay?
Because Mini-Mint just gonna come in and save us, alright?
I don't give a zero. Simon's got to go on again surely.
WSGA. Yes, he took one out of SGA's book there. Good shit.
Right out of SGA's book. That's what I'm fucking talking about Chris.
Mini-Maker is gonna save us, probably.
ChrisMD Freakik. He's a Freakik specialist.
Oh
There is hope
Guys do you still believe do you believe in the England comeback? I believe I'm not gonna lie
We did JJ. Oh my god
Yes, yes, yes go Chris
Get us going your little metronome you not bad. That's a sp2. Who is this? Theo, Theo, Theo!
Fine Theo!
Nice, Theo!
Theo!
Theo, yeah!
OHHHHH!
OHHHHH!
YES!
Are they booing?
On the big stage, freaking!
Oh my god, yes Theo!
Wait for it!
There we fucking go!
Bro, the crowd is like 95% French.
Oh my god
Oh god, he's asking to get food
Jack he's asking to get food
Jack
Look at this, look at this, look at this, look at this, look at this, look at this.
Chad, the thing is, uh, dude, when we went to the Arsenal sporting game, all the-
Oh
They didn't even have time to celebrate
Hey the Holland celebration! Sad it was over.
Bro, England didn't even have time to like, bro they finished celebrating, kickoff happens, immediately a goal.
Immediately a goal.
Taylor's the oldest time in a great finish.
Really good play of this go.
All right, mini-minter, you have to save the day.
Mini-minter, you've done historic things in the past.
You have to save the day, mini-minter.
Ginger's charity match record is on the line, bro.
I'm doing Niko and Milana, Niko, what's going on?
Yeah, so, I mean, it's not the best one
from the lads I have to say.
I mean, I feel like I was carrying
and then I got injured, unfortunately,
so I've got hamstring injury.
No
too fast and he's just completely set up the team so I think so far he's had a disaster
class even though he scored our own a guy.
Oh!
Oh!
Manny!
Thank you Niko!
Jayser!
This is not going well guys!
Good day from Niko there.
I'm not sure whether you guys agree on his analysis of that chance but trying to say that
Hammy is injured I guess we won't see him again tonight.
Manny come on Manny!
F**k!
Get Mini Minter up top!
Get Mini Minter up- NO!
Oostie, not again!
Keeper, come on, thank you!
Use your hands, you psycho pack!
Why would I use your hands?
Why would I- Oh my f**king god, oh my god!
Who is this keeper? Is he on- is he on weed?
Use your hands, you're in the box!
The f**k!
Go on Harry. Go on Harry. She's no hate, Prince.
Let the girls side, this man already is here.
Come on Vic, you got it Vic. Go Vic.
He's not even moving. Go Vic. Yeah, go.
No! No!
he had the man in the middle look at this great run there was his option he
Fuck it. He might have killed somebody. He might have actually killed somebody brother. He's fucking
Thank you
Please, MiniMinter, we need this!
Please, Simon!
What in MiniMinter?!
Please!
What the fuck?!
Keeper which is interesting
Roll
Who's going in gum?
Number 99
Wait, what?
Don't even know if I've ever been on my list
GM
GM
GM
There's something GM I don't know
Good morning Britain and girl
What's this?
Toby's gonna come on which is much needed
Yeah
Who's he gonna come on to?
Uh-huh, that's your best
Please Toby we need this.
Who the fuck is that?
That's Kymito! That's Kymito! Oh my god!
That's the guy who owns the Carmine Corps.
Holy shit!
That's why the crowd was screaming.
Ho ho ho!
Bro, his team just won the major.
He's got to be happy.
on the floor of the pitch trying.
The time wasting is ridiculous.
They're preparing back up again now.
What's going on?
Get a hold of it, Greg.
This is a little bit.
Yes, Chad.
That's the Carmine Corp CEO.
Wow.
Camito.
That's why the crowd is crazy, bro.
That guy is so famous in France.
Alright, Tobi!
We need you right now, Tobi!
Amin is going in that? What?
Amin is going in that?
But this is valuable time, I'm not having these gloves coming off again, changing the shirt again, he's going back and go.
Honestly, this is textbook time wasting here, and the Dutch around is having a stinker.
Yeah, it's a Dutch oven, and they stink.
Brother, time wasting.
Captain, time wasting so England can't come back.
James, fucking...
No, I want a James and a Trude.
Come on, Chris.
Come on, Chris.
Come on, Manny.
This wind will have a massive asterisk on it. Massive. Pick it then number eight.
Oh no. Chris. Chris MD. We need more. Come on Ethan. Where's your shoulder?
There's that race all going on. A little bit of off the ball stuff there.
Did somebody say massive? Did somebody say massive?
The ref doesn't play in the injury time, I'm gonna have a word with him.
Well, we've had injuries.
Have a word with him, ref!
My apron's after that music show.
Come on, right, guys?
Trying to back on...
...Yano.
Best player on the pitch by my calculations.
What's the comment that you got calculated?
I mean, are you in goal? Are you taking corners?
Are you doing a 60-year-old...
Oh, course I'm gonna have a look!
dude British dude British people are so party ground the British football
banter is so fucking funny man have a fucking word with him Brad well in
change well in change you can take the boy out of Salford listen if we're not
leaving reports we're leaving with players on crutches
Shady guys remember though the eyes of good lads
Eyes of good lads no clearance nice shit
counter go Toby go Toby go Toby Trevella why why Toby just run with it
Toby just run with it baby please
John needs his press like it's their time wasting chapter time wasting so they don't lose this is actually fucked up. Come on
Chris, please Chris do some what the fuck? Why are we doing that?
Chat they like it didn't realize you weren't a bunch of winners
No, I want to win this I
Didn't come to France to lose or watch a losing performance. That's what we're seeing. I didn't come to France. This is a green screen
Who is this? Why is he good? Who is the keeper and why is he good? Who is there? Oh my god!
Phil! Shoot! What the fuck! JJ, release! Release! JJ, you cannot play football!
Oh! Badge, release!
Please!
Shiza!
Yes, Chris!
Wow! God damn it!
Theo! Theo, Shiza!
Please somebody stop!
I can't watch this like torture!
Let's have some positivity for the last 25 minutes.
Come on boys, A9, get it under control.
There's your option.
Go on, Jim Jack.
okay nice JJ release JJ don't triple release now my fucking god nice
DEAD HE RELEASED! RELEASED DEAD HE RUH!
Get this m- no! Get this m-
Get DEAD HE OFF THE PINCE! WHAT THE FUCK!
WHAT'S THAT!
That's for most players, but great.
Great that he had the confidence to do it.
I can't watch this bro.
DEAD HE WANT THE FUCK!
Look out too, DEAD!
Well won the L.
He can in time for the World Cup.
You got to just go simple there.
Put it off, man.
You got to just put it in.
Hey.
Toby?
Come on, Toby.
You're a beautiful man.
You're a beautiful man, Toby.
Ben?
Yep.
Oh!
Bro, this keeper's good.
I'm not going to lie.
This...
Look at that for this throw.
CB1, H.O.S.A.M.
Clatter.
Yeah, go down.
Yeah, go down.
Yeah, go down.
Yeah, go down.
Yeah, go down.
Go down.
Why is the steeper so good he can dribble putt he's fast. Who is the steeper? Who the fuck is this?
Gotta move for him lads. Here we go. He's our captain. JJ's released. God damn it JJ.
Pass to the nearest player you can't play football J.J.
Give me that fuck.
Oh my god
JJ received the ball head up whoever's nearest pass
You can't play football
No, no, okay
This keeper's actually cheating. I'm not gonna lie this keeper's in the Premier League
Who the fuck is this guy? Is this guy in the Premier League? Can we just get a background check?
Is this guy in the Premier League? Who the fuck is this?
It's just like he's that good, the Symphony girl, which is...
We don't even have him on our list. I think he's a proper rim-a-lite.
I'm getting flashbacks to Muda. I thought this was a charity match.
Why is this guy a pro? Why is this guy a pro? I'm not gonna lie.
Can we please get a background check on that keeper? I'm pretty sure he's a pro.
What the fuck?
Jack
Chris M.D. Gold
Mini-Minter Equalizer
Going to excite. I'm telling you right now
Chris M.D. Gold, Mini-Minter Equalizer, goes to excite. Mark my words
Yes, Chris, what did I say?
I'm actually gonna freak out when we didn't need it the defender just faking
No, I'm leaving the door open. I'm legitimately gonna freak out that
the door way and take it. This is what we really need you boys. This is a proper game
of football lads.
Oh he caught his finger on the stud and I don't mean Chris.
GINGE! Play the long ball! You have an excellent long ball!
Shit.
God damn it! Win it Chris! Yes Chris!
Good Chris, that's great.
Please, please, please, missed a good chance. Whatever you do, don't pass the KSI or Benji
F**k!
P-J, take number two on!
Look at that.
He's having fun.
Wait, wait, wait.
My chat is saying,
the French goalkeeper is a Kings League player.
How the f**k is this fair?
The people watching at home can pick up his...
is the atmosphere here.
Jack Joseph is in the gamescom.
The game is fucking gone.
I love Jack Joseph, but the game is fucking gone.
Great Gaffer, but the game is gone.
Where is Mini-Meter?!
Fuck!
Yo, yo!
Yo, Stephen Kries is a loose cannon, bro!
Oh my god, he's this.
Here we go!
Everybody fucking focused!
Minimum is going up top.
Alright Jack, finally!
Thank god!
There's 20 minutes left, Jesus!
Come on Simon, come on Simon!
We need to mess the class Simon!
Simon's gonna throw it in. What's going on here with Lionel and Ginge?
He's getting an armband, okay. JJ's giving Ginge the armband.
It's a gold play.
Wait, is Minimans gonna throw it? It's gonna throw him from there. Minimans just got...
Oh, he slinged it up.
Hey man, on the volleys!
Have a look, Harry! Goss will have a look, Harry!
Oh, oh my god!
All right, that keeper, no, no, hey!
This keeper is cheating!
This keeper is, this is not fair to England!
What the fuck?
Oh my God!
The keeper's a smurf.
Okay, so for England's keeper, I'm not gonna lie.
Can England just throw in Allison Becker,
even though he's from Brazil, who cares?
Listen, whoever the...
Chris, that's really shy.
I'm speaking to corners, mate.
Chris, put him in language.
Chris, that's shit.
Man, mate, it's free though, I bet you can see him.
Daddy can...
Guys, look, Toby, please, daddy, Toby, Toby, daddy!
Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy!
No!
It's that defender again to France.
He has been brilliant.
Yeah, he's been on real.
It's one half of the pitch, hasn't it?
great ball Simon to be pleased
and there is a guy who is addicted to that pitch
that's what it's all about Frank
he's yo man
Francis Keeper is smurfing this needs to be investigated
I'm not kidding FIFA call up the bald guy
listen bro they're Keeper subs in please
I did not think this is gonna happen
And it just gives up on the ball that this home for come on go on Toby. Oh my god here it is
No, but you get some fuck this shit, bro. No seriously fuck this shit
fuck who's this? he's smurfing! he's smurfing! why is STM good? 9
okay 45 minutes into the game their quote-unquote backup fucking keeper comes in
he dribbles past nine players he battles on the ball like a fucking crane and
And then five minutes later he has a Premier League level save.
It's opening up!
BIO!
Toby's tired, this is not going well.
Toby! BIO! BIO!
Wow.
He did everything right, apart from the finish.
We had Jed Joseph making the decoy run.
So who is Francis' backup fucking striker?
Is it Mbappe?
What the fuck am I watching? Who's their backup cam? Is it Ryan Scherke? What is this?
Their keeper can't be stopped. He can't!
Is it Ryan Scherke? Like what the fuck?
Oh no, oh no, offside, please gone!
Did you know Ethan has a French cousin called Cham? Cham Payne there, we'll be in Silly.
He's reached that part of the match where I just reading out the drafts.
Their keeper is smurfing. I want a full-blown investigation all the way to the top. This
is a charity match. Why is their backup keeper a Premier League level? What's happening?
I have an appeal, that's for sure.
Did you guys see that save?
What will it be?
Chris and Lee's making it great.
Line him! Come on, Chris! We need you now!
I'll be here for it.
Please Chris!
Stop the box, maybe!
Stay out! Fuck!
It's not a charity match. Okay, this is awkward.
It's not- oh, sorry.
And then I'll, this is where I'm worried, because we've had quite a few opportunities to punish, not taken or now they could.
It is a charity match. You know what? I'm just not gonna read my chapter the rest of my life.
Somebody, keep her, come up, keep her, come up! Keep her, come up!
Yo, keep her! We don't got much time! Put some pep in your staff, motherfucker!
Shysa.
Simon sort of led up there, but I understand, I respect it, I'm not gonna lie.
Simon let up there with that challenge, but I respect it. I understand
Please God
Chris comfortable course he does play mini-mits in the middle. Yes, okay
Yeah
Why is their back line so good
The striker
Why is the French back line so good right now trying with us? It looks offside
Guys this is not going good
This is not going good
Somebody said why is why is this I eat playing I don't know this team is pro level. I don't know
Brother, uh, who's the French keeper man? Yeah, that guy's gotta be his brother. I'm not even kidding
That's his brother. I don't know
This team is stacked
League of legends
Oh
the pitch though. They tried to
start him off and he said no.
So this is in English means
no as well. Yeah, that's why
I understood it. Yeah. How's it
hate being Josh? He's a scorcher,
isn't it? Very hot. It's a very
sweaty game in both ways. Yeah.
Josh, is there anything you can
give in these last 15 minutes
to turn the game around? Me
personally, no. It's not
Toby's injured, Toby's injured, no.
Ginger, I love you so much, Ginger.
My goat, God damn it, I love you, Ginger.
I love you, Ginger.
Go, go, Barca counter, Barca counter, Barca counter,
Barca counter, Jesus.
Amen, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes!
Ginge, it's all because of you, Ginge.
You beautiful fucking man.
It's all because of you, Ginge.
Oh my god.
I thought Jacob R. England, Tobi is down in Ginge.
I think it's his handshaking that we saw before the match.
Tobi's in there.
Yeah, that looks like a recurring in Saber Ginge.
Take a bow.
Sir Morgan, arise.
You've set that up.
You've kept us in the game.
Could have been 4-1.
Just dead is 3-2.
Trevor, they took out the Premier League goalie and it's a goal.
Coincidence?
not the Premier League goalies no longer in and we score
Jack it's coming home last
That's a shame
By the way, how pivotal it's coming home last solution. Please Jim. You're so fucking good
Didn't I will literally give you a blow job for that. No, Toby's that these games. He's actually hurt. No
No, no, no, no, no.
It's a problem. I hope it's actually her.
It's three-two to a French.
We've got a lot of stoppages.
I don't know if the rest will play longer than the 90s.
Sometimes these, um, these games have a sort of cap on pitch time.
No! No!
Toby got her! Oh! Fuck, dude!
Does this mean that maybe we have to put Gadsie back in?
No, Shai says.
Anyone but Deti, please, God!
Shai is saying France has 12 players in.
Can we get a count on this?
High-fives, get a count, let's go.
Oh, AP! Okay, AP is actually pretty good. AP is pretty good.
Oh my god, XQC just caught us, Trey, and Scatch, shy son.
After the go I think you just did a few of those definitely buy gifts. It's quite the answer. He loves magic tricks
I'm on a car also the boxing fight lost after three rounds
Here's what needs to happen. She's the name many minutes or equalizer. It was always a mini-minus or 90s minute equalizer
So we're not gonna show you what's always a 90s minute equalizer. Let's fucking go
Great. Very nice. Hope is okay. He's also clapping the cra-
Threading or anything like that, guys. I think he's probably just like a serious Hammy injury, if I was to guess.
It was a risk going into the game, but...
That's that moment there. England's scotch from it.
This ginger block. Look at it. It's a nice first one, by the way. Did one earlier, the game.
He sniffs out Dager.
He is Captain Morgan.
But there's not currently wearing the arm band I can see.
He's got it back.
He's got Captain Morgan and Carvel in the back.
Can we get a third?
I genuinely don't know what happens if it's a draw or a 90.
I'm going to hope for penalties.
We have eight minutes to find out and we have the other half of the pitch addicts on the ball now.
That's all we need.
They changed the keeper and they took that 22, sent the half off, Vickos. Suddenly, we scored.
Good challenge. Good, Beepen.
Leasy ball.
Chris M.D.
Run into the game.
It's a great ball.
When did Run-Ins meet in Shorter?
Jack Jones is in the box.
I'm back!
Equalizer! Mini-Minter!
Fuck! Equalizer!
Equalizer, please!
No!
This is the other half.
No!
I can't believe how quick he is!
Yeah, he's really good, Tim.
He's getting deep in.
The angle gingers there. Got to play Simon. He does.
Now you can play to Chris. Just get through those phases.
Yes, Chris!
Theo! Theo's slide! You better slide, Theo! God damn it! You better slide!
Fuck.
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
It's not looking good. I'm not sure why.
He's 60. No he's not. Everybody calm down.
Seven minutes for an equalizer. Cause I'm not even kidding they don't do exercise.
The first half ended at 45 sharp. You thought of my chat please.
I don't think they do exercise.
Yes Simon! Simon!
Oh my bull!
There's no one in there really.
Joseph trying his best to get out of the way.
Those six minutes, Chad, I'm not even kidding.
Because they did not do, they did not do added time in the first half.
Let's not slow down the throw-ins.
Oh, man.
They didn't do it.
We've made it again, everyone. We've made it a match.
Yeah, I think this French team are just very well put together.
Some brilliant players.
Why are they acting like it's over?
Yo, Steven Trice!
I didn't know you were Twitter!
I don't know your fucking quitter Steven Christ. This game's not over.
Alright it might be over. I'm not good luck.
AB just missed the ball.
Oh, yes!
Yes! Please!
Please!
Please!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Oh my god, maybe Jack goes...
What?
It would have been a penalty if he didn't convert it, but we'll take the goal.
The shirts are off.
The 700 England away foul.
It was Jack Joseph.
And we could still leave Paris with a W.
There's actually...
He needs to stop.
Oh my God, he's tired.
It's Joseph.
The carpenter.
The fucking Gaffer.
Wow.
The fucking Gaffer.
Oh my God.
Cinema.
Cinema.
From Jack bloody Joseph.
Look at that for me man.
That's beautiful!
Fantastic goal, that is just, that is big John Ball, encapsulated it.
Offside, Yo Bro, do you even know how football works?
He passed the ball behind him, what do you mean offside?
Get a whack.
That is the most onside goal you can get.
Jack, ten minutes ago, he passed the ball backwards, what do you mean offside?
We have four minutes.
All right, now!
We go to added time!
Mini-Minter up top!
Chris and Theo in the middle.
Manny on right wing.
Toby, we're gonna need you to un-tweak that hamstring.
We're gonna need you on left wing.
Don't concede right away.
Oh, no.
The love of King George, or whatever his name is,
Saint George's name.
That's the English lad, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah, it'll do.
Defend, brilliant from AB.
What was that pass?
What was that pass?
What was that pass?
Keep flopping.
Nope, SGA, SGA, SGA, no!
offside a voltage sides never left that this could be a proper snatch and grab
job wins the ball there yes yes that's a yellow for your nation we got a shy
gilgis Alexander enjoyer what the fuck is this what the fuck is this man get up
come on check in foul oh my god
either side of them well I thought they were going to go to VAR
checking in but I definitely are we're playing right now go on Harry
come on Chris, just MD don't give up son
Well engine well engine just brought on away back to Jim's back to Jim's yet
What's happening this? What is that?
Can't be playing around like that guys come on
Who would your MOM be this go over an English one? I think we have some very good guys
I don't know. I don't know. I'm nervous. I'm not gonna lie
with his three clearances
Win it, win it, win it
No, no, no
Win it!
Clearance!
Yes, Manny, I love you
Fucking hell, Raph
He's got it by the balls, Raph
Raph, he's got it by the nuts
100%
Uh-oh, uh-oh
No, not a means!
Get in, get out to it!
And again, and again!
Change!
Oh, that's a late one!
That- that's a pun!
Yeah!
Yeah!
There we go!
BASTA! BASTA cameras shot!
Who was that without chatting in the box?
It was... another naughty one.
We're gonna mention it.
No VR, hopefully, on that one?
No, it's not, this game should be decided.
They already had one, they don't get two.
Eighty-ninth minute.
Could you imagine?
Could you imagine?
Eighty-ninth minute.
All kinds of space opening up for both teams now.
No.
No, no, no, no.
Beds, we need you.
Beds, go Beds.
He's offside, I think.
I know.
I think.
Yeah, it's offside.
I thought they were chicken bar, then.
I hope not.
OK.
I'm sure that.
Look, I'm not going to lie, but the boys
need a little bit of a water break here just get to the 90th minute safe
challenge no don't if they do that now in the 88 for 89th minute three all I'm
never having french fries again looking at the offside your VAR offside
the entire English team is tired all of our tires they need water they need
water now that's fine with me look what's the VR all the game is gone what
is the VR they're gonna give it and it's gonna be another best one it's gonna be
two pens I think it doesn't get me away no I think it kicks the ball he's
doing with it do you think yes if they give this a pen I'm turning off the
stream and I'm never watching this event again I give this the VR you guys it's
not even remotely close to a goal scoring opportunity and this is why
football's dying. What is that? What is that? If you give that, if you give a 50-50 challenge
a pen, I'm turning this bullshit off. I don't care. I'm turning this shit off. I swear to
God, this is a pen! The game's gone. I'm sorry, but the game is gone. The fact that the pen
is discussed this is it feels so sorry for bears giving two calories one year
I mean the game's gone this is a you know it's an exhibition game let's have a
bit of fun yeah bro it's a friendly man you want to win like this you actually
want to win like that and listen is there a game they've been given a moment
It's not like with my no no fuck all that shit. It is a friendly and you're gonna end it like this
You're gonna end a friendly like this
Shisa the sideman charity match could never they would never do this. What the actual bug?
Say it's a friendly and you're gonna end it like this. He's gonna take the penalty for the game is gone
Unbelievable scenes we've done so well to get back in this guy
90 minutes of an intense match and it ends like this
Barra.
Please.
Come on, Kiran.
We believe in you, sir.
Sky it. Please sky it.
Please sky it.
Please sky it.
Please sky it.
Fucking sky it.
Fucking sky it.
Please.
Colin, I believe in you, sir.
Take the red card at this point.
You can't get banned.
at this point you can't get banned. Anyway, Amin versus Karlin. He's going left.
France versus England. There's all kinds of Tom Funery going on. Good play. I wasn't
available Tom Funery. Here we are. Amin versus Karen Karlin. Does he score? Sky it. Sky it.
You will sky it now!
You will sky it now!
This is why football is just heading in a downward direction, bro.
I'm sorry, you just can't end a friendly like this, man.
You can't end a friendly like this.
If I speak, I'm in big trouble.
If I speak I'm in big trouble.
If I speak I'm in big trouble.
If I speak I'm in big trouble.
The question is, do they run it back?
Do England have the French over?
Look at this!
Beautiful!
The game's not over, and they've got these boys.
I mean, it looks incredible.
Unbelievable.
This is something that is really, really in that fade-in from the game to.
But, the game's still going!
And to be fair to the French, the final one of the show is...
What's next, bro?
He's gonna tap off the kickoff and the whistle is gonna blow what's next and then the reps gonna punch
Mini-minus are in the face. What's next, bro? And then they're gonna kick ginger the nuts on the way out. What's next, bro?
I am at no, no, no, you cannot end a friendly like that
Outstanding man
Yeah, I left time to it.
Duffy for a mission tonight.
I am disgusted with the VAR distinguishing imagination.
So what's gonna happen now, bro?
Everyone up for this kickoff.
Here comes the immediate whistle blow after they were making substitutions for 20 minutes.
Simon sends it.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
How'd it go?
And he's gonna blow the final whistle.
And that is it!
3 points to the 20s.
4-3 to the French.
If I speak I'm in victory.
Eventually did get going.
If I speak I'm in victory.
The game is gone.
Cut misses and 7 goals ultimately.
Fair play to the French who put on the hell of a show.
For the English, it will hurt, sure.
But we'll dust ourselves off and we'll go again.
It's a great prep for the World Cup, though, isn't it?
It's feeling the disappointment, angry at decisions.
You know what's great to see?
Steele Baker and XB2 on the score sheet.
They've all got to play in the side.
I want to puke on my death zone.
XB2, a lot of angry junes.
Probably the best two English players tonight.
Kieran Carlin's well-onlucked goal.
He's ginger's pass.
Ginger's pass by reminding.
Ginger's pass, love.
Ginger's pass, love, love, love.
You know what's great to see?
Steele Baker and XB2 on the score sheet.
Neither got to play in the side-match-hatter match.
Both were very good tonight, XB2.
Along with our English in,
probably the best two English players tonight.
Kieran Carlin's well-onlucked
So let me get this straight, bro.
The whole point of a friendly or a charity match, and people are saying it's charity,
people are saying it's not, I don't care.
The whole point of a friendly is it's a friendly.
You don't end a friendly on VAR when you could have the friendly go to Penn, it's not gonna
be fun.
The whole reason my friendlies are enjoyable is because it's not the fucking Premier League
and it's not the Champions League and it's not La Liga where everything's a Penn and
everything's VAR.
The whole point of a friendly is to eliminate that.
What the fuck is this?
Legitimately.
Why would you end a 90 minute beautiful game like that?
The whole point of why friendlies are fun to watch is because it's not like the Premier
League.
It's not like the Champions League.
VAR, VAR, VAR, Pen, Pen, Offside.
VAR, Pen, Pen, VAR, VAR.
Bro, that's why friendlies are fun to watch.
Why would you end it like that?
Could you imagine this went to pens?
If this went to pens or extra time it'd be cinema.
Sorry about that, that's our problem.
And the little fool goes outside.
Tell me, yes, I'm gonna go with this possible entry and just announce the fucking joke, bro.
This is just for fun, chill.
Yeah, and they ruin the fun!
They ruin the fun with a pen!
That's my whole point, dumbass!
Okay, a different kind of game.
Give him more space in the mix, dude.
Yeah, very much.
Give him more space in the mix, dude.
They ruined the fight!
It's like, I don't know, bro.
Like, every time I watch football, bro, I'm just,
I just want to puke, bro.
I just want to puke every time I watch football.
I just, I can't do this shit, man.
Go to shore, A-B.
We made minutes in the end for A-B.
He started the game, but didn't see him again till the end.
Yeah, it seems a tough game to come into, and you're chasing it for a lot of it, that's of the best place out there.
The people at the moment, Jack Joseph, who you thought he was going to score against this brilliant French team.
I'm getting a slice of pizza, you guys can say of course all you want.
I need to eat this off, I'm actually, that is bullshit, bullshit!
I'm going to give you the honour of changing our Spencer and Feeblen players match sponsored by absolutely no one.
Wow. I think number 22 for France is a Yanoo. Are you going to give us one of it?
I think he was brilliant. Vikos was brilliant. They were a class above.
But I think it has to go to Vikos. He was too good. All of a try too.
No, I mean that is very fair of you. Vikos and Yannou, they were brilliant.
STM was good, but Simplane was much.
And for England, having every jimper was brilliant.
10th minute! Good to see E-man get a chance, one of these games we're now obviously seeing
playing some other charity matches but showed what he could do. Just took us a while to
get going, didn't it? You know what I'm saying? I know I've taken it very seriously tonight,
it's always been a bit of a jazz guy, I do love it, but this isn't supposed to be a seriously
aggressive or compact okay, but if winning was the aim you would have to look at the final
winner and say could we have gone stronger earlier? Maybe, but it's not always about that is it?
Not for everyone, and there we are, look at this, it's just gorgeous to see.
We're real parts of friends, we're French and English, it was competitive but it ends at the
the final whistle and it's nice to see some support come out of position tonight. Manny with his
shoulder strapped up his arm. Really? Yeah.
To me the highlights are probably Simon's late challenge because of his laugh. I love that.
I was a big fan of the Gingis clearance to snag it in. Majestic. Two lost in line.
Two lost, right now.
That was three, you know.
Might have been.
John Mavis had one.
And it was a big fan of Friss and Dveny,
but it's a successful pass.
What a moment, how is it?
Someone in charge, they clearly biased the whole time.
I'm not here to be neutral.
I didn't take the gig to be neutral, that.
We're representing England, you fools.
We're actually going to watch the line,
but I was given that moment.
Well done to the French.
We're going to lift the trophy.
Start up for me, by the way.
He's one of the driving factors behind this game, he made it happen and he gets to lift it.
I absolutely hate it when people who arrange the game get to win it, I'd never do that.
Well done, I know it's a very passionate and compassionate speech at a hard time.
I completely agree with what he said.
I mean, thank you to them for hosting this game.
The game is gone.
It is an absolute joy to be able to do this stuff.
The game is gone.
The game is gone.
If you're watching at home, sticking with us,
thanks to the French production team
who brought us to the pitchers tonight,
and our production team who did our part of the show.
What a show they put on.
It's been a pleasure.
What a show they put on.
Holy PR, bro.
I'm so sorry, Steven.
So sorry that you have to be PR right now, what a show they put on.
I don't got to PR, be PR for shit.
Nobody covered my fucking flight, man.
That game started with the pants and everybody in this fucking stadium knows it.
The fireworks is unbelievable, and it's absolute pleasure to be part of it.
Absolutely.
The French players are just lifting the trophy still they've got.
They're buckling for another speech.
And for our man of the match,
For our man of the match we have VAR. That is our man of the match.
Oh
Hell of a show, great show, but our man of the match is going to be VAR man.
You know, the whole point of a friendly is so we don't have to watch VAR man.
I mean god damn it bro, god damn it!
We just said we all know that England is better than real life.
I appreciate that.
Well, it's been a fantastic show.
England don't come out on top tonight.
LCS semis is on, save a lot here bro.
Yo, chat.
What should we do?
I'm actually like depressed.
I'm literally depressed, bro
Cuz like the way that entire game went was just an absolute shit fest
It was a shit fest because it's 3-1 England has some insane fucking come back
They score in like the 88th minute or 87th minute
England has some insane comeback and then it just ends to some bullshit 50-50 challenge. Yeah, yeah
like like bro I don't want to watch the fucking Champions League right now I
would have watched a preview
did you guys hear that did you guys hear that what Samtas doing
god damn I just flinched oh my god I flinched oh my god I flinched
Chad, did you guys see the thunder?
LCS is on!
Chad, should we watch party LCS?
Where's the, um, where's the, uh,
Winner's bracket quarter finals?
Chad, does Dots has won a play league?
Your dog dude, it just barked?
Yeah bro, Chad, my dog hides in my room whenever there's lightning.
My dog hides in my room whenever there's lightning.
lightning.
Oh, jauntas is 16 and 5.
Chat listen bro, listen man, um, I'm one went away from 580 low and chest should we rip it?
Should we rip it?
I'm one went away from 580 low and chest.
Should we rip it?
I saved this rank up game for right now.
Show dog?
She's right here, Chad.
Whenever there's thunder, my dog hides in my room.
It's actually good if you.
She's scared.
Look, Chad.
She's scared.
Chad, whatever just lightning, she hides in my room.
It's very cute.
She's very scared.
OK, let's lock in.
Chad, we need to win this game for 500 low.
After this, we're probably going to get on with that.
Everybody focus. This game right here is for 500 elo lock the fuck in Forza Horizon 6
I'm going to Forza Horizon on Tuesday
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a big lightning just struck the house chat my power flickered bro a big lightning just
Wait, did I lose Hila for that? Say Wallahi, bro.
No, no, I didn't play a move. There's no way I lost Hila.
There's no way I lost Hila. I didn't play a move.
I lost Hila.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, but I didn't play a move.
How did I lose Hila if I didn't play a move?
Okay.
So the devil doesn't want me to get Fiverrila.
So now instead of needing one, I'm gonna need two.
Okay, cool. No, no, no, cool.
That is actually fucking disgusting.
I'm not even kidding, chat.
So, I didn't play a move and I lost to you, love.
All right!
It's all good, Chad.
I've been in my chow, I've been in my chest prime.
I'm not going to lose this.
I've literally been in my chest.
What?
Why?
Should I take with the knight and then we could just, there's a bug flying in my face.
Take with the knight and then we could just instantly castle?
Chad, did Don Ches end his game or no?
Did his game end?
Oh my god, he did it.
Wait, let me call him a call.
I thought that's about it.
Fibery low on Ches.
It's a big moment.
water splash
Don't ask what's good, bro. It's uh lord brah. It's bronze bronze Jinxie reporting for duty, man
No, no, no, listen listen. No, no Jinxie Jinxie. You're not fucking bronze Jinxie, bro. You're the fucking bronze brutalizer
Literally exactly yo yo don't ask don't ask last night
I played League of Legends at 2.40 in the morning and dropped 17 kills with Master of Yeet.
Dude, okay, genuine question. How fucking addicted are you?
It's the most addicted I've ever been to a game since I found Rainbow Sixies 10 years ago.
Really?
Yes, it's bad.
I was gonna say like normally I see you do like maybe one game off-stream like you're there whatever it is
You know, but it's like yesterday you literally played three in a row at 2 a.m. Bro. I
Just wanted my bishop and I hope he doesn't see it. No. Oh
My god, I know I did not get down from upon covers. Yes. Oh my god. That's why pawn structures are important down chest
Bro, yeah, but I'll be 500. Yes, man. You want to help are you good? Are you good at chess?
Oh wait you want chess coaching? Yeah, can I screech it? Wait, well, how do? Okay, I don't know about coaching
But yes, you're pretty sick. Okay. Listen do everything that I tell you to do on your 500 you by the end of this game
Okay, so now what you're gonna do is I want you to bring
Kills, okay, so then you're gonna kill his horse with your queen
Yep, I agree and if he moves his knight then you trade Queens
No, but that's bad because then the rook gets under the empty file
Hold up. Oh, it can't kill the horse. It's good trade because you can kill the horse and the queen. It's good trade
I get material. Yeah. Yeah, I win material. I think I just won the game off without I'm not even kidding
You did bro this look at George bro. Look at George. Look at his face in that profile picture
You're fucking this kid up dude like there's no tomorrow. You're fucking beating the fucking bricks off of him. You understand 10, bro
Well listen, hey ain't no age too early for an ass whooping by the J-man. Does that make sense? Yes. Yes. Okay, bro
Also, here's the thing if he does pond takes
No, I lose no actually don't win material you stupid fucking coach. No
Yes, but I don't win material because look he has pond takes night
Bro, let me play it again. Let me play it again. I got this. Don't worry. I got okay. Okay. Okay. Don't this I got this
Okay, all right. All right, I believe in you. Okay, so here's what I'm gonna do. Rook and turn empty bow.
Don't test. Watch this. Okay. Rook takes, we're gonna create a battery. Okay. Do you know what a battery is?
Uh, yeah, it's what you put in like a remote control to make it work.
Yes, but do you know what like a a a a strategical battery is? You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, it's when you beat this shit out of somebody around you and then you get charged with it.
Yes, but a battery in chess is two rooks behind each other. Okay.
So this guy is just feeding me pawns.
This guy fucking stupid.
What are you win trading in chess?
I'm not mood of our chill.
OK, he has me to protect this.
OK, now we're good.
All right, here's what we're going to do.
Step one, create a battery.
Step two, get the rook into the second rank.
Step three, eat all of his pawns.
Step four, do a pawn storm and convert one of our pawns
to a queen.
Step five, win the game.
Step six.
I'm gonna be honest get uh, uh,
So Jinxie the problem with this right now is you're doing too much thinking bro. Just play the game, bro
Don't that's it's chess bro. You have to think that's the whole fucking point of chess dude
It's just a thing Jinxie you're playing against a 10 year old named George the fish. That's from Canada, bro
You don't have to think just fucking eat his characters and win the game
Yeah, but it's not broken the second rank this kid knows his stuff
His rook's in the second rank, bro.
Let's give those what he's doing.
Wait, are you guys just going to like trade entire back lines now?
We can't because I'm up one pawn.
So he, oh, this guy's literally brain dead.
That was the best thing you could have been for me was trade material.
That was the best thing you could have did.
Because now, I'm going to start my pawn storm.
Wait, tell him.
Open up the chatroom and say, George, you're fucking brain dead.
Okay, bro, he's dead.
You have a jinxie jinxie think of it this way if he gets bullied at school now
There's nothing that the bullies could tell him that's more hurtful than what you told him
So it's like you're preparing him for real life. He's gonna be thankful for it
Well, I'm not bulging a kid Dante's god damn it
Pompous rook check or no. I have pawn push pawn push trade convert to queen and
Then rook second rank maybe or something. I don't know. I'm I'm for me
We're just gonna see what happens. I think I win this don't sense because look he has takes I have to take back
But just just eat his pond
Yo, me. Oh, I know I have to work at it. I can't just fucking tout it worth it upon
Yes, you can you can learn eat it right now look okay now we take he has king takes
But then I have
This
He has check or he can eat the pond.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
If I trade, wait, hold on.
How did that trade?
I think I'm better than this guy
where I don't have to trade him.
He wants to trade, but I don't think I win a trade.
I need to eat ponds.
Okay, he has, all right, we eat.
This is gonna be our queen, right here.
Don't test.
Okay, Jinxy, can I give you a strategical tip here?
So do you remember the shotgun method I taught you in league?
Yes, yes, yes.
So you can do something similar here
where you can just guess what province in Canada he's from
and then just make up a story to make him AFK.
Say, wait, George, are you from British Columbia?
I think I heard a woman screaming
while she was getting beaten up by four people
and she was calling for her son to help.
And then he's gonna AFK if he's actually from BC
and you get a free win.
You think that would work?
I mean, you might as well try, bro.
Open up the chat room.
He works like, come on.
Yo, bro, I'm not harassing the 10-year-old.
Okay, look, I'm up one pawn.
Let me lock in here, okay?
I have check, hold on, hold on.
I have, we need to get a rook involved.
Here's the thing, the thing about end games,
or not rook, sorry, the thing about end games,
you have to get your king involved, bro.
That's the thing, that's the thing about end games.
He might panic and think he has to move his brook.
Okay, he's not, this guy's still cool.
Okay, so our next play is, wait a minute.
Yeah, no, just, no, wait, why didn't you bring it up too?
Oh my God, you're right, wait, I'm actually a toddler.
Okay, look, all I have to do is this, man.
Let's keep it simple.
You can't do anything to me.
Just bring your pun up, just bring your pun up,
you get a free queen.
Cause look, take, take, yeah, yeah, we got this, bro.
Okay, so now I have Tate, wait, yeah I have Tate, check, he's in check, he has Tate, I have, he's in check.
No, just move your king.
He has check again.
He can't check mate me.
This game, the only way I lose this game is if I let this pawn die.
Lock the fuck up actually.
Wait, Jensy, why did you move your king
instead of moving your pawn?
Cause I was in check, you fucking delinquent.
No you weren't, look!
Wait for realsies?
Yeah, you weren't in check.
Okay, he has two legal moves.
You can do that, oh, okay, you can do that also.
I'm not in check.
We got, all we have to do is make sure
this pawn doesn't die.
Do you understand, Rontes?
It's that simple.
We have to make sure this pawn doesn't die
and we win the game.
If this pawn dies, the game dies with it, okay?
You can't check me with a rook and a king.
I don't even think that's humanly possible.
Maybe it actually probably is.
Yeah, but only if you're cornered.
Yeah, I'm getting cornered right now.
No, you're not.
I think I'm going to get checked, maybe.
No, you're fine.
If he does this, I could do like that.
No, because if he doesn't see if he does that,
you're not in check, bro.
It's a knight, not a queen.
Go to the middle of the map.
Miho, it's a board, and I'm in check.
OK, should I run to the, OK.
I should run to the middle, right?
Not the corner.
Yeah, no, no, no, no.
Don't corner yourself, bro.
I don't know what to do.
Okay, Gingsey, just give me the login.
I'll play for you.
Bro, wait, wait, wait, wait, he's tumbling.
He gave up on checkmate.
Yo, he's tumbling.
Don't test.
He gave up on checkmate.
He's panicking.
He might play for the trade like an absolute cringe lord.
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, okay.
Relax, relax.
Okay.
have I have vision here. Oh, shit. Wait, you're actually a fucking genius. Go up. Okay, my
next move is this. And then that's game. But actually, I don't know. Let me think. Okay,
this actually turned into the most cinema game of chess ever. The thing is, no matter
No matter what, I'm going to have to checkmate him with a King and a Rook.
But the thing is, Don says this Queen, it's only going to live for one second because
he's going to have to suicide his Rook into the Queen and then we trade.
But here's the other thing.
And I'm going to go checkmate with a Rook and a King.
Jynxie, Jynxie, I have a better idea.
Are you listening?
Yeah, what's up man?
Just perma put him in check because if you get a Queen right now, then you can't even
trade his, his, oh.
Okay, so here's what it comes down to
Am I Nicholas Stewart good enough to checkmate with a rook and a king?
Let me do that. Let me talk me this with a rook and a queen. Okay, listen
Listen, Jinxie, you know listen to me. Just let him run down the timer four minutes
Just insidue one second moves run him down the timer all four minutes and you just win by default
Yes, you're right. I'm up a minute though when he sent me a message in chat. Let's see what he said except
He's crying. Okay. I don't give a fuck if you're crying kid. Sorry
Rook check
Respond with respond with a laughing emoji. Let him know that life isn't all sunshine's and rainbows. You need to be his rocky
Like laughing crying on the top one. Yep, right there
Okay, listen, bro. The only way I fuck this up is if I blunder my ropes. You understand,
coach?
We're gonna have my coach in this shit!
time sir. Life is not kind. Next time, don't blunder. Okay. So what I have to do? Pretty
under. Oh, you're making fun of my grammar. Bat George. Watch this checkmate. So here's
You're getting blamed by a 10 year old.
All right.
Here's the thing that Levy taught me.
What you have to do is you have to slowly box somebody off.
Okay.
Now I know how to do this with a king and a queen.
I've never done it with a king in a book, but it's the same thing.
So we're creating a wall here.
Right.
The point of this wall is so this king can never go this way.
He has to go here.
Here.
And we're slowly going to the king.
this way he has to go here here here and we're slowly just gonna keep pushing our king and our
rough talking to little boys on chess against this gets based
wait okay no ask him if he's ever heard of aiden ross and then challenge him to a
brun risk boxing fight i'm not gonna fucking do that look we're creating the wall we're just
slowly squeezing him. See this? Just ff. I'm too good to stalemate. I don't stalemate anymore,
George. Just ff. I know he's sitting there hoping I stalemate. You're definitely a fat chud man,
Typing like
What's happening this kid's why is this kid so toxic?
Jinsi, tell him that his mom is getting plowed by five different men as we speak.
Yo, I'm not gonna do that, hold up.
Wait, can you box him in if you just brought in your knight a bit closer?
It's a rock!
Okay, bro, bring it all the way in, all the way in on the green square, no, no, what?
Yo, hey, bro, stop backseat chasing me, check.
Okay, can you go here?
Fuck you, yeah.
I'm gonna stalemate this summertime.
Okay.
We have a wall here.
Okay, no.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
What?
What?
Just bring that to the green.
If you bring it to the green, then he physically can't move.
And then you need to move your knight, or your king,
king closer to him, so you can corner him.
You can't move your king close to a king.
That's not how it works.
You can't move your king close to a king, but that's not how it works.
Let me focus, fuck!
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
Okay.
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
I think to checkmate here, you're supposed to, sir, you've got to shrink the box.
Yo, I'm getting vaccinated by a kid, buddy.
How am I getting back seated by a fucking kid?
This kid's backseat chasing me.
We're just going to run again.
There we go.
That's what we got to do.
Can't take because look
That's what I've been telling you to do. Yo
Bro, I wanted to resign because there's a chance I still made this I'm not even gonna lie
I'm not gonna lie to you don't test. I might still make this shit
There we go, yep, and then now bring yep
The box is getting smaller don't ask this is what we want. Yes, it's not move that move that in
my god. Okay, but no, no, stop the rook, put the rook on the on the white diagonal to the
king. Yes. Oh my god, you're actually right. Yes, there it is. Yes, that's how you shrink
the box. No, no, no, no, no. Move the king. Yep, there you go.
stalemate oh my fucking god yep I would have been stalemate oh my god okay is
this me no fuck
bro this is still me if I play this
oh my god
What?
Jeng-C, Jeng-C, you need to move your king closer to, oh no.
You, oh okay.
You need to move your king closer to the corner because it's your king moving closer to the
corner that's going to allow him to actually like get fucked, do you know what I mean?
If I lose this game, I swear to God.
This gives the final boss.
No, no, no, move your rock, your rock, your rock.
That's stalemate dipsh. Oh, no, it's not. It's not, it's not.
Yes, and I'm looking you're king closer. No, you're king closer to the corner. Yes, you're king. Yes. Yes, sir. Yes
Me no no no move it move your king to the green because no it has vision. Oh my god
Okay, holy shit. It's not me
I have six seconds. Oh my god
It's fine, chess doesn't even matter.
I really wish that one was off stream chat, I'm not even going to lie to you.
I really wish that one was off stream.
Wow.
I'm gonna grab some beef jerky. Oh my god
Well, why is everyone saying bad did the kid get bad wait who got banned
Jinxy
Wait, how did jinxie get banned?
You can't tell him what to do it's back seeding
Yo, that's that's what's up, man. Yo, Jinxie apparently you're gonna get banned on chess
Yeah, because you told me moves you fucking idiot, but also you're lower elo than me. So I don't think that matters. Oh
Okay, nice. All right good
Okay, so are you ready for League of Legends now?
Does a cat shit in a litter box?
If it's a potty trained that says this is the best start to a day possible you see us
Yep report feedback. No, no, Jin see can I can I explain to what the real best start to a day ever is what?
The real best starter day ever is when you play off-stream and you end up in wins
So then when you start the next day
It's like you're already one win ahead. Does that make sense?
Yep
It's like playing Mario Kart, but instead of starting in 20th place now you start in 10th place
You know what I mean? Dude, I got two people there and hold up
nice
Good
Let's go right into it here. What do you think?
I'm gonna be honest you're jing see I don't think there's
Yeah, what's not gonna get itself so it's not gonna get so
Wait, you know we can maybe try doing do I'm gonna find a warwick montage that we can watch so you can see like
What warwick players that are like challenge or play like?
Yes
All right, let me see if I can find one also is there a warwick hand side available?
Yeah, but we might have to go off YouTube for that one
Which one do you want me to link you to the warwick hentai or the warwick montage?
Montage now link me to warwick goon biofider. Okay
Okay, didn't you say you have to jerk off to your lead characters you become one with your lead character
Yeah, did you do that last night?
No
Okay, well, that's why you gotta fucking learn bro. You gotta do it. I might like yee more now. I'm not even kidding
Wait, really?
because here's the thing
yee
Yee is good for early in no Warwick is good for early engagements
He's more consistent of because you can just kind of farm and then scale
Yeah, but the thing about Warwick the thing about the to them that you have to understand is that it's like
Warwick is going to carry a lost game way harder than Mastery will with your skill level right now.
So you think I'm wrong skill right now?
I'm going to keep it a buck with you.
The thing about you is right now, I would say, mechanics wise, you're probably around
like silver, honestly.
And the reason I'm going to say that is because you still stall your movement, you still
sometimes don't auto-attack, you're still not using your abilities, and it feels like you're
still a little bit clunky.
The thing that's actually allowing you to climb though, genuinely, is the fact that
your decision making is good enough that you're able to consistently get leads and not throw
them.
That's the difference.
So it's like right now, I'm not kidding, you should be in like iron.
But because your decision making is so good, it carries you.
Do you see what I mean?
Yes.
Okay.
Oh, Ludum at the end of the game.
Okay, wait.
Let me go pee really quick.
All right.
Alright? Yo, we're going fucking undefeated tonight. 29 wins in the road, chap.
Okay guys, real talk now. Now that it's just us.
If me and Jinxie were ever in a battle to the death, and I was allowed using a rocket launcher,
and Jinxie was only allowed using a used sock cum wipe,
Who do you guys think would actually win the 1v1, mere him?
Like imagine that's like the statute of limitations.
I get a rocket launcher, he just has a huge sock full of dried nut.
You? Alright, we'll take it then.
Do you own a rocket launcher?
You guys know what actually happens to me once speaking of a rocket launcher.
So I'm not kidding when I say at one point I was on the beach, right?
And I saw a guy walking around with a huge bulge, you know, this was years ago.
When I go up to the guy, I'm like, damn, dude, that's a fucking crazy bulge.
Can you please tell me how I can get mine that big so people want to get to know me?
So the guy looks at me and he says, all right, listen, this is what you've got to do.
You've got to just take a potato, you put it in your speedo, and then after that, you
let the rest of it do its magic.
So I was like, okay, and I did it.
30 minutes later everyone was laughing at me and then when I asked that guy why they
were laughing at me and instead of like staring at me he told me because it's on the wrong
side you fucking moron it's supposed to be in the front not the back and then I was
like oh okay that makes sense.
Don's for your discord cam on here, I got you guys.
Alright, where's it?
Um, I need to enable, where's the fucking thing?
Virtual webcam?
I'm back, what's going on?
Hi guys, what the fuck are you clicking?
What are you doing?
He was asking me for the camera, so I gotta give him the camera now. Oh
Wait, hold on. He's oh my bad. Is Muda in a game by the way? Should we start off for the hate watch?
Yeah, okay, we could actually but I don't think he's playing League. I think he's doing other shit
The chosen one one of two ranked solo duo SR. Oh
Wait, he is on League. So Jinxie, this is what we're gonna do. Okay. Oh
Whoa! He's Q sniping me?
Drew Levin, how's it hanging?
Whoa!
Whoa! Wait!
He's Q sniping me! Is this allowed within the RaiKan finds?
Uh, sadly Q sniping yet is.
Okay, well it's all good because listen, if Muda gets on my team, I'm never gonna help him one time.
I'm never gonna gank mid ever. And if Muda's on the other team, I'm gonna gank him every three minutes.
After every folklare, I'm gonna gank him.
Wait, Jinx, you know you can low key do?
do what what if you just stalled for the next three hours and then he was just a
jinxing watch party while waiting for you to queue up that's not a bad shout
should I add a delay before we run shit in bronze
uh do we run it back on 30 seconds yes say the 30 second delay felt good I'm
gonna be honest 30 second delay felt good all right let's so then wait wait wait
got this yep okay wait it's mooda chat it's mooda actually waiting to queue one
One second, one second.
He, he, a hundred percent Bobbi, yes.
Oh yes, he has a stream of, he has a stream of.
Okay, listen.
Murrra.
Yeah, he's active, he's active, what the heck?
He, he, a hundred percent Bobbi, yes.
Yeah, he has a stream of.
Yeah, he has a stream of.
Oh, he shoots nice at you, bro.
Okay, Zontes, should we queue with him and you coach us?
Wait, Zontes, check your text, check your text.
We could, we could.
the tax okay I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking like okay now let me say this let
me say this Mura one loss and we're off Mura one loss and I'm sorely okay
Mura one loss and I'm solo you understand but you can see I have bad news if we do
Go with Muda, since he doesn't have a delay, then it means that we can't add a delay ourselves.
So we're going to open ourselves up to being ghosted.
Now do you think Muda is a good enough team asset that he actually overpowers getting
ghosted on no delay yesterday?
Uh, Muda can't even play with delay.
Muda, no he can change, he can change.
Muda, drink up.
Have you met Muda, Dante?
Uh, well I mean he's been hay-watching me for the last like two days ever since.
I don't want to say watching him with you.
Alright, James, wait, wait, before we start, I want you to go on your Twitch chat and type
slash user, space Ludwig.
Go into my Twitch chat, slash user, space Ludwig.
Got it.
Yes, type it.
I don't see anything.
Oh, there it is.
12 messages.
Okay, nope.
I'll be hate watching every day.
I don't see anything. Oh, there it is.
12 messages.
I'll be hate watching every game. Anyone else think Dantez gets too sexy sometimes?
Alright, that was pretty beast. Not gonna lie, there's so much smoke blowing up your ass right now.
Dantez is delusional. I think you crushed Diamond by end of year if you locked in.
Yeah, but a lot of what you said passing your rank is like reaching the end of the universe, bro.
So your statements, uh, contradict each other.
He was, hey, watching your bronze games yesterday, Janksy,
he was praying on the downfall.
Muda, listen, bro, like Muda, I don't care if we play siege
together and we lose.
I don't care if we play broccoli together and we lose.
I don't care if we play Fortnite together and we lose.
I don't even care if we play fucking, uh, fall guys together.
Muda, if you int my game and leave, I will beat the shit out of you.
Like, in GTA, Muda, have your ass on a stick if you int my game.
Okay, now listen, one loss and I'm soloing.
One loss and I'm soloing.
Wait, Jinx, have a good idea.
Before the game starts, force Muda to take a dick pic with his face and the camera,
and then if you lose and he ints, you post it on Twitter.
Okay, I'm not.
Okay, I'm going to make group call.
I'm going to make group call.
Now, coach, I need you to put Muda in his place, okay, coach?
Don't worry.
I can handle that task.
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
Muda, try to call.
Muda, try to call.
One loss and I'm sold off.
Alright, he's about to join.
He's about to join.
Is he putting pressure on me?
I don't understand.
Yo, Jixi, I'm literally better than you, bro.
Stop.
I'm brawns.
Alright.
Yo, hey, first off, shut that shit down.
Alright?
Okay.
So, Muda, let me be clear.
If you want to play ranked with me, you have to...
What was it, coach?
What does he have to do?
So, Muda, you're going to have to sit there, and I'm going to want you to take an up-facing
dick pic with your face in the camera so that it's obvious that it's you you're
gonna send that to Jingxi and if you guys lose and you end him he posted on
Twitter and leaks your cock
what the fuck is this bullshit what so listen so because I'm a good guy I'll
actually give you the option either you can do that or I want to look at the
discord camera okay you're gonna take a picture like this spreading your whole
open while you look between your legs and then the cameras gonna be
positioned over here so you can see the full frontal yeah I'm gonna be honest
you gotta do something to get in here
humiliation Richard yes bro coach my coach spanked me yesterday for going to
the bathroom and I ended up going on a winnish week this is what we need bro
This isn't valid. You can't win trade.
You want to take a picture of my dick with my face in it, and if we lose, you just upload it to Twitter.
Yes, fake it.
You think we're pulling this shit out of it?
Fake it or not, do that! What do you mean?
Yes!
Wait up! Hold on!
Luda, do you personally know Faker?
Yes.
Do you personally know for a fact that he didn't do it?
No.
Then then you cannot say he didn't do it bro because it's a fifty fifty percent chance that he did or he didn't
So you can't sit here and you can't make shit up like that, bro rule one
Yeah
I'm leaning more towards the first one coach, but it's up to you. We don't know where well. Oh my god
Okay, now send that to me on iMessage please Okay, I'm going to send that to you Jinx,
see you next year, play it.
Okay, let's play it again.
Alright, let's go.
Alright, okay, so are we running it with delay or no delay?
What do we think?
Delay, delay, delay, delay, delay.
If you don't have a 30 second delay, I'm going to report you to the FBI.
I'm not even going to report you.
We need delay bro.
30 seconds, everybody do it.
You suck, everybody do it.
Yes, yes, I'm down.
OK.
You
Both of you guys to share your screens on discord on discord right now
Done already on Bobo listed boat doctors are you even a good mid laner that can you help me?
God dammit! We're not even five seconds in and you're already pissing me off!
Listen! Muda! Muda!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Listen to me, listen to me, okay?
Yes, yes.
I have the game understanding of unironically even the highest level of pro coaches, okay?
Do you understand?
Yes.
I can operate any champion at any role at a challenger level with my brain.
The problem is that my hands a lot of time they don't follow.
So you're gonna cut this shit out of can you even coach me bro?
I could coach a gorilla to sit there and one be nine games on
Nidalee I swear to God like I could do it all bro. So rule one you do not question the coach
Okay, daddy. Yes. If the coach tells you if that tells you to jump off the bridge jump off the bridge, okay?
Exactly. I'm done done game. Okay. Listen, bro. Moota one
God is my witness if we lose our first game and you and you're down 90 CS in five minutes like the last time
I played in mid lane getting absolutely brutally fucking play frame on
You're not gonna blame it on smurfing. I'm just gonna leave the game and burn my PC to the floor. Muda. Listen, bro
I don't want to hear none of that coping bullshit about how you're getting out CS by a smurf. All right
Let's fucking go. We're both bronze for let's do this
Okay, bro. Let's go go
All right, so now
Now, before we start, before we start, we know that Jinxy yesterday won his games off-stream.
Muda, show us your match history.
We need to see what we're starting off today with.
Okay, I'd like to take that.
Share your screen.
Now, click.
Share your screen.
He's already sharing.
He's already sharing.
I don't know.
Alright, so Muda, why the fuck did you go 3-12 in your last game?
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
This game, I was pushed past, I was playing League for 10 hours and I went on a victory
Royale win, 18-9, 20-5, 70-5 and then I shifted to this game and I got off, I was tired.
Coach, what are your thoughts on Muda playing Yo?
Do you think Muda has the brain capacity for Yo?
Remember, this guy's a win trader.
Yo, okay.
No!
Yo, allegations, allegations that everyone traded.
This guy allegedly went traded to reach top 1 and 2 reasons.
Okay, so listen, this is what we're going to do then.
What we're going to do is when the game starts, Muda, you're going to all chat, yo, enemy
mid, what's your PayPal, and you're going to have to front the cost of every game if
it costs anywhere between $15 to $40.
If it costs more than that, you and Jinxie go split z's.
Are we under said?
Coach is his bevel.
Okay, Loki it might be.
So how about this, this is what we're going to do. You play Yone, right?
Yes.
Today you're going to be on Annie duty.
No!
Okay, no, no, no. If you- Coach, listen. If you put me on Annie, we're going to lose.
I don't play Annie, I just play Yone, bro. That's all I do, I play Yone, bro.
Okay!
Like, bro, please don't put me on Annie, please, please.
Muda, Muda, I watched you duel with Jyns a few days ago, and all you did was cry about
Smurfs while dropping 20 deaths plus every game. Can you assure us that you're not gonna do that again today?
That will not happen I take this game just as seriously as jimmy and yo listen I
Promise I was getting smurfed on I don't want to I don't want to know no we don't know
First game they've been my only
Okay, hold on hold on they did not ban your yone, bro
They banned the most elo inflated broken mid laner in the entire mid lane roster
I was waiting for you to say that Yone's elo inflated bullshit, bro
That's true. Bro. Play a real champ like Darren top dude, please
Okay, here's the thing bro
Uh, uh, mood up, bro, if, if I load up the game and you're like in your 12 minutes into
the game and you're down 90 CS like the last time we played mood up, where do you live?
Windsor, Ontario, Canada.
Okay.
Dante's that's like a private one to two hour drive.
Dante's I'm going to need you to slap the dog shit out of him, brother.
You cannot be going fucking, uh, uh, down 90 CS, bro.
All right.
Let's get it.
Yeah.
gonna do. Muda, do you like your hairstyle?
Yes, I love my hair. So I put so much in care into my hair.
If you drop more than 10 deaths in any of the games today, more
than 10 deaths in any of the games today, you're gonna take a
razor and you're gonna shave the middle of your head all the way
through like your avatar, the last airbender. Am I understood?
This is non negotiable.
like guys what is happening like why am I being interrogated like this I don't
understand no guys like can I keep my hair can I not leak my dick can I play
League legend without leaking my dick can I play the legends with having a full
head of hair don't test mood up mood up listen to me listen to me I'll tell you
I'll tell you why. You are about to chew with the Bronze Brutalizer. Do you understand that?
We need to know that you're worthy of being in Jinxi's duo queue presence. And the only way to show your worth,
especially after that fucking fiasco we had a few days ago, is for you to put something up for grabs.
So we need to know that you're not going to pull a repeat of Jinxi, Jinxi, he's smurfing.
Oh my god, and then Jinxie who's giving you the performance of a life time
He's getting BBC gangrailed and there's nothing he can do about it
Why are you picture my dick and I already said Jinxie no no no a no no no
I already did that. I already did that. It was me. I didn't do all right, bro
I didn't do it if you get out CS you're blocked if you if you get out Frank you're blocked like
I don't go negative man. Check the stat. I I win every game. I solo win every game. What?
Muda asking Jinxie what happens if you end it's like asking a fruit what happens if you're a vegetable
You're talking like Jixie Spaker
Okay, let's get something clear here, okay?
Just so you can understand what we're working with.
When Jinxy did the leveling process in League of Legends, he did not learn the game through
normals and co-op vs. AI.
Jinxy was in the fucking battlefield from game one.
He sat there and went all the way to the depths and brutalized his way all the way to fucking
bronze with nothing but skill, dedication, and consistency.
The difference between him and you, Muda, is that you leveled!
You did it the normal way, and you still ended iron!
Jinxi is the prodigal son of Faker.
The only difference between him and Faker is that Faker has glasses, and he doesn't.
Do you understand now?
Yes, Coach.
Yes, Coach.
But you know what would be cool, bro?
of shit talking me bro and lowering my confidence before we get to the most
important game of my life it'd be nice if you glazed me one percent of what
you're doing with jigsie okay so you know okay let's do it let's do it
Muda Muda I have faith that in League of Legends one day you will become the
kind of player that wins so many games that in Valorant it took you paychecks
taxed it accomplish.
Okay, Mude, you might have to unmute your bike, bro.
You've been muted for the last, like, five minutes.
Mude, unmute your bike!
Okay.
Can I get
Understand everything before we get to the game that I just may be get glazed like one second
All right any words coach, please bro anything. Okay. Okay. I got you Muda. I
Have confidence
That you might have a shot at winning your lane in this game if you give it your all so let's get it the fuck done
Alright Muda. Muda. Jingsy Jingsy. I
I know that you're gonna dominate everyone and everything in your path cuz you were born to do this bro
It is you against the world and the world doesn't stand a fucking chance
You are what everyone could have been had they been born in a genetically mutated lab and
Cultivated into gamer of the year through raw genetics. Are you ready now?
Janksy. Yes
Here's the thing mood up. I will be stealing your waves. This is non-negotiable. All right
All right, so Muda listen this is something that we're gonna have to talk about are you listening?
Yes, I'm listening. Okay, so we'll want to play with Jinxie. Jinxie is daddy and daddy gets the waves
So what this means is that you're not sure it's supposed to burn a higher CS
Than my opponent like Jinxie said if this guy's allowed to take all of my CS because I'll tell you how to
Let me tell you right now Muda
Muda listen man, listen me good. The thing is that if you farm properly you should be perfectly farming every wave
So even if you're only giving Jamesy, let's say one wave out of every four you can still outform your enemy apart
So what we're gonna do is the way it's gonna work is Jamesy is gonna full clear
Then he's gonna walk mid when he walks mid everything mid lane belongs to him. It's jetties territory
So you're just going to have to make sure that while Jinxy isn't in your lane, get as many resources as you can, because once he comes around, then he's going for everything. Am I understood?
Understood, coach. Like, understood.
All right, perfect.
Lock in. Let's go.
Yeah, lock in.
All right. So, Muda, how are we feeling about the vagar matchup right now?
right now.
A solid.
I can fuck this guy's little tight asshole nine times out of ten times every single time.
I know it's perfect.
Perfect.
I know it's Q, his E, his ultimate, his cage.
I know everything about this character.
I've studied this character and I will fuck this character and his tight little asshole
over and over and over again.
Okay.
So Mooda, what we're going to do then, right, to get you into my stuff, is I'm going to pretend
I'm Vhagar and you're going to pretend you're young.
Are you ready?
We all gotta get away from me!
Come here!
Mom!
Come here!
No!
Come here!
Mom!
Come here!
Come here!
Get your little ass over here!
Oh no!
I think we're going to start wiggling against you!
No, come here!
Who is that you fucking dirty dog?
All you said was come here ten times!
You want me to do like fucking great big are
We played two games together and lost we've lost two games and you've lost your lane both games and
Fab your opponent man. I just do right now. Why is Jin Zhao a jungler in my lane? Oh
Okay, no
Okay, first off a cut that shit out right now. You're not gonna do this shit
We are not doing this oh, he's a smurf he's this he's that no he's a bronze more unlocking ins and out
That's it smurfs don't exist anymore, bro. You literally pulling the reddit special right now. Yeah
If you say the word smurf a single time, bro, I got it. It's my witness. I'm reporting you the two dozen
If you say the word smurf one time, I'm just gonna report
Also, if you lose your lane again, I swear to God, I block you on everything.
Don't lose your fucking lane.
Okay, stop.
I'm- I'm-
What are the chances?
Okay, fine.
Let's go.
What are the chances?
What?
Yeah, what?
He's already in my lane.
I don't know what's happening to me.
Like, what is this guy doing?
Well, dude, he's fucking or farming on you.
So, the thing is that Zin's out.
Bro, you can rock up and you can kill him from range.
Why are you sitting back?
You're allowing yourself to get mugged, bro.
We can't be allowing this shit, Muda.
I'm already having Q now.
No!
He has W's at 10 second cooldown!
I don't Q!
Fucking fight!
Fight!
Yeah, you got to take Knight.
Now you missed your Q. Back up.
There you go. Use your potion.
See?
Muta, you need to sit there and walk in
like your dick is swinging and fucking dangling in his fucking mouth, bro.
That's how you need to play lane.
You can't be this fucking pussy sitting back last hit with Q.
That's not how you get better bro limit test. I like that. All right, so now look. Oh my god. You took a turret shot
Okay, by the turret
So listen Muda what you're gonna do now is
You you might actually be forced to recall chair your lane as fucked it is what it is back up and recall
But when you come back to lane, it's fine because if you just reset
RECALL!
I AM! I AM!
Mura! Mura! Mura!
If he is on your tower, you can recon almost the middle of your lane and he's not going to stop it.
You don't need to waste all this time running all the way back, bro.
Okay, okay, okay, I'm sorry.
So now, you're going to walk mid, and then he's going to be pushing into you.
Now, he has no ignite, you're going to fucking spit in his...
He's last hitting.
Yeah, yeah, he's just last hitting, but he's pushing though.
I was last hitting as a bronze.
Muda, shut the fuck up!
Are you actually doing this?
Muda, are you actually doing this?
Are you actually doing this?
Oh my god, bro.
Muda, if you insinuate that he's a smurf again, we're going to have problems.
Back up, back up, back up, back up, back up.
No, no, no, GenC farm!
GenC! Oh, take Muda's cannon, take Muda's cannon.
Take muda's cannon, take muda's cannon.
Smite his cannon, smite his cannon.
Okay now go for the red.
Mudah, do you know why you just lost your cannon?
Yes or no?
I took it, I got it, I got it.
No you didn't, Jinxy got it.
I got it.
Voila!
Jinxy!
Mudah, listen to me.
The reason why Jinxy took your cannon is because you didn't deserve it.
People that deserve cannons are people that are going to do something with the gold they get.
If you're just gonna be AFK sitting back, then might as well have the gold go to the fucking elves, bro, and the fairies in the fucking river!
So if you're gonna get the gold, you better fucking carry with it! Am I understood?!
Yes, I just said touch shit.
Alright.
I'm dead.
Okay, just keep running.
No, why are you turning? Run.
My shit is lagging, bro. Is it the fucking discord goal? What is this shit?
Okay, so no jinxie jinxie take the crab and then afterwards jinxie. What did we say about mid lane?
whatever
Whenever I come there and just give me all the minions, you know exactly so mood it right now
You're gonna have to give jinxie your entire wave
What the fuck does that fucking
Well, you're about to find out in five seconds jinxie. It's a hard to be prepared jinxie
Wait fight this fight this. Yeah, you went it with yadik night
Who to all you all you who to all you he's one yep, this is good. This is good. This is good
Yep, oh, no, you're being a really good little boy by fucking winning dog Lane right now
What is this guy doing?
Jinx, I can't see your screen!
Yo, I don't know why you're gold-catching.
I don't know.
I'm gonna get these fucking cameras off, bro.
This shit's bad.
I'm never doing this.
So, okay, if we turn off the cameras, then can you share your screen?
Yes.
Okay, Moona, turn off your camera.
Yeah, turn off your camera.
Turn on my face.
My entire discord is breaking.
Okay.
Alright, that's all. Jynx, you can share a screen up.
Jynx, you like those...
How do I get this shit off of the screen?
What is this shit?
No, it's good. Like, listen, Muda, that's why you can't...
I'm making my camp!
Okay, so now listen...
The peace comes from the...
Jynx, see, we need you to share a screen, bro.
Hey, hey, hey, buddy! Hey, buddy!
My, my, my, my, my...
How much I'm never doing this again?
Wallahi!
I'm like lagging in my sounds glitching.
Alright, so listen, this is what we're going to do.
GenC, go farm your bot side, farm your bot side, we'll take the tank.
I'm going to lag in my fucking ass off.
Okay, you see, you know what, fuck it, GenC, take your hangar out on mid lane.
Steal a wave of minions right now.
Oh, stop, bro.
Okay, no, gank.
Get this event gank!
Okay, yeah, back up, back up, that's good.
Now go for the raptors.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
What the fuck I'm empty one-shot
Okay, so listen listen this we're gonna do I want you to look at him look at him
Okay, so what you can do is you're gonna have your alt up here
So low-key what you could do is you could actually maybe look for a play here
I got why am I like I got it back
Okay, so now mood on mood up your junk
We're gonna have to sit here and give him compliments that he feels better right now
Compliment him now Jixie. You did very good, bro
I honestly that wasn't your fucking fault, bro. You fucking lagging, bro. Yo, I I don't know what's happening
I have my screens Karen
Yeah, Karen's every two seconds
I don't know, I don't know what's going on.
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know, I don't know.
Okay, so look, this is what's going to happen now.
What we need to do is, Muda, you're just going to keep us, hitting, keep farming, whatever
it is, you're good.
And then Jinx, you're just going to folk clear, and after you finish your folk clear, we're
going to look on the mid-gang.
Now, Muda, you're going to have to be a bit careful right now, okay?
Look for more traits.
So there, for example, you should look for more.
Don't just go for these small traits, because the thing is that, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The thing is that Zin's always the champion that he heals so the problem is that you're never gonna be able to kill him if you do small trades
He's just gonna out heal everything so you need to look for a big all-in
So what I want you to do is I want you to hard push this wave and then recall hard push hard push
Okay
Okay, and now okay
Jinxie, it's all you bro, it's all you bro.
Okay, so now walk man.
Okay Jinxie, if you don't have a gank, it's fine. You can just go for the crab.
Mooda, Hubba, but I need to see what's happening right now.
Why am I stun-blocked? It's no fucking game, my god!
Oh my god, Jinxie, what a guy.
Jinxie, stop feeding, bro!
Okay, Jinxie.
What we're gonna need you to do now is you're gonna have to look on the
the reset soon like it just recall and then go for your top to bottom there
oh god
no let's die
so
so what am I doing wrong how is this guy doing this
so unironically this is a pretty bad matchup for you I think
really?
listen what you need to do and the way that you're gonna win this is because
Zinzau is a champ where it's like he's gonna win short trades and he's also
And he's also progging with long trades too. So you just gonna have to sit there bend over and take it
There's not really much I can happen in this line
Okay
All right, so listen mood of this how we're gonna play it. Okay, you're gonna try to look for
Last hits right now, and you have to dodge the W the second you dodge his W
You can en and then look for trades on him, but you need to dodge you W. It's when it's when he like shoots out his
Is it that isn't that isn't that like
The before kind of yeah exactly now push
Next wave to next wave to next wave to push
Okay, so now since I was gonna guy and soon I want you to set up for your tornado
Okay, I can see him.
Yeah, he's right.
Just wait.
So now keep fighting.
Yes, this is exactly how you do it.
No ult, if you ult him.
Yes, now Q.
Nice.
Nice! Good!
So see that?
What do you mean what's that worth?
He loses a cannon wave and you gotta shut down!
Yes!
It's fucking worth! Now type it in all chat.
chat say get shit on unskilled piece of shit bastard get shit on unskilled piece
of shit bastard yes there we go yes good all right so now you're gonna walk
mid Jamesy what's going on with you right now I'm just lagging man I don't
know my screen staring I'm lagging my game exploded I'll fix it after okay
Okay, okay, we're gonna be good. I know you're not screen-sharing. Oh
I'm actually pretty got a second. I am screen-sharing for sure. Do I like it this minute or no?
Oh, yeah, I can see I can say okay. You're good
Do I want to last at these or no? Yeah, so listen Muda when he walks back to lane chair
You're gonna want to look for another fight. Okay
Okay, I can get the stuff that's gonna get yeah, no Jinzy coming. Jinzy. This is all you
Thank you. Yeah
Hey, Jinxie, take my wave!
Take the wave!
Take the wave!
Jinxie, what the fuck is wrong with you?
You son of a bitch!
Oh, right.
This is how this works.
Listen, okay, so, Muda, unironically,
I wanted to thank Jinxie for taking your wave right now.
Because if he didn't take it,
it would have frozen for since now.
Say thank you, Jinxie, for saving my wave state.
Jinxie,
Thank you for saving my way
Wait, what wave state now we now don't get a little bit
Like what is this duo between you guys?
Muda if your duo tells you to jerk it a little bit
You should be sitting here, and you should be making a
Sound and if you're not then you're not
I'm coming in enough!
Motherfuckers!
Okay, run away, just run away and then recall.
Yes, so that's the thing, if you ever walk up to Zinsel, you're genuinely fucked.
What the fuck is that shit?
Yeah, you listen, you can't fight him, it is what it is.
It is what it is.
That's why the way that you're gonna win is just by antagonizing him up.
Oh, now you're suppressing him.
Yo, why are we fucking...
Okay, listen Jinxie this we're gonna do now Jinxie clear your bot side look on the dragon
It's in a good spot right now.
Got it.
Got it.
Push my wave right bro?
Yes daddy.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yeah, be a good little boy and push those minions in.
Yes daddy.
Yes daddy.
Okay, now Muda I'm gonna want you to stick your tongue out and make a little ah sound.
Ah.
Good!
All right, that's what I like to see that you know that shows me Muda that shows me that you're also coachable
Jin see thank your duo. Oh wait a month
Okay, Jin see you're gonna float for a fight here. I want you to hold your Q on big R hold
Okay, E E and then there you go. Yep again again
Your Q is up in one hold it you need to hold it on him
Fight the fight the locks fight the locks fight the fuck the locks. Yep
Okay, all right now try to look for a turn your Q is up in one second
See if you can run. Muda! Muda rotate! Muda! Oh no, Jinx, you don't walk in, you're gonna die.
Okay, okay, no, it's fine. It's fine. You guys come back off now. That's okay.
All right, so now Jinx, you're gonna farm Krugs. Muda, whatever you do, just do not engage. If you try fighting him,
you're probably gonna lose here.
It's lag. I'm actually gonna fucking lose it. It's fucking lag!
AAAAAAAAGHH!
YAAAAAAAGHH!
Not bad!
Jinxy listen, it's fine.
Because in your time of need, your duo for once is actually coming through.
Let's go Muda, keep it up man.
Jinxy, I'm fucking carrying this shit!
Do you hear me?
Yes.
Okay well, guys, there's still a little bit of a problem because our top lane is 0-5-0 right now though.
So we can't get too ahead of ourselves.
Muda, make sure you report Katelyn before the game ends by the way.
Yeah, got it.
Alright, just stay.
All right, so now Muta go for a plate go for a plate go for the plate
He's still dead for four seconds Muta listen to me when somebody is dead
It gives you a timer to do shit that shit. You're saying the turret. Okay now you can recall
Yes, that like that's how you got to do it, bro your champion is broken as fuck
We need to use the tools that ride gave us in order to properly
Unlock it to its full potential
Yes, bro, yes.
Alright.
Alright.
Now, now listen, this is what we're gonna have to do.
Jinxian Muda as a team bonding exercise.
I want one of you to be the daddy and the other one to be the good boy.
And I want you guys to role play for about 30 seconds until the next objective time responds on Rift Herald.
Be a good boy for daddy, Muda.
Yes, yes.
Bend over.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Oh my god.
Wait, wait, I'm coming.
Oh my god.
Nice! Okay, nice.
Nice, this is good. Now you're shitting in his mouth. So now Muda, I'm gonna want you to all chat. Type
How did that smell?
Literally type it!
Okay, GenC, go from the health.
How did it smell?
Good. Okay, so now Muda finished his sword and then killed on Nart. There you go.
Now maybe we don't kill the gnar maybe just back off here low key actually no you can't keep fighting keep fighting keep fighting
Keep fighting good. I want you to if he walks up you fash on him, but if not just recall
Okay, so now Jinxie you're gonna go for the heralds here after the herald
We're gonna look for a top gang because the one is pushing in okay
Now Mooda while G I'll get the eye the eye
Die! Die!
Now, Muda, while Jinx is ganking top, I want you to all chat and shit talk for Guan.
Do it for him. Be like, ha ha, Guan, you should run.
Ha ha, oh my god, I'm fighting someone right now, though.
The- the- the-
Multi-task! Multi-task!
Okay, okay.
Okay, Jinx, you're gonna have to hold Q. Hold it.
Guan.
Nice!
Yes!
No, no, no, no, no.
Okay, Jinx, you can fight this. You can fight this. Oh no.
Yo, mid laner!
What the f-
MISCANER! MISCANER! MISCANER!
You are the most coping son of a bitch I've ever seen!
I'm helping bot! I'm MISCANER!
Okay.
GenC?
Report Klan please.
Report Klan.
Yup.
It's okay.
I just ran around here.
Okay, so GenC,
Your mid laner instead of helping you, randomly walked ball lane and entered to the enemy ADC after taking two turret shots for no reason.
How does that make you feel?
Yeah, Muta, like, one, you need to watch your lane.
If somebody leaves, like, just stop, turn your brain off, Muta.
You're not faker. Stay in your lane and hit the minions, bro.
Yo, if you stayed in your lane, you would have been able to chase that guy, you would have been able to double fight him, or you would have been able to talk to me and say he's coming.
The fuck, man?
What the fuck is this projection?
You're doing three I'm five and five. I'm doing good in my job. We're both doing good. Why are you always blaming me for no reason?
I don't understand getting CS mug, bro. No, I am literally beating him in CS mom
I'm CS logging you man
Junglers aren't supposed to but the thing is the ones that carry games to remember that got it
So they can commit guys this is what we're gonna do here now okay because right now the tensions are a little bit high
So what we're gonna have to do is you guys are gonna have to coordinate something
Listen how about I said you asked your jungler mood up like I need you guys to start developing synergy
dragon
jingsy talk to your duo fast
jingsy a fake drag
let's fake drag jingsy
there's a girl in there though there's a Gwen in there
so let's be careful of that
fake drag bro
fake drag
jingsy if they come i'll fight them off for your fame
you just need to fight them ok
yeah
let them fighting
jingsy flash on them
on him. You guys got it. It's good. I get it. Oh and six and should die in game. Yeah,
but Jinxie, the thing is, it's fine because your bond is also three and 10. How's that
fine how's that fucking fine it's like United our top lanes oh and six so our
team is three and nineteen Jesus yeah but the thing is listen you guys you
guys have what it takes actually out carry this so all we're gonna need to do
right now okay it's just walk it in the two of you yes like guys guys think of it
think of it right now imagine World War three broke out Mooda what country are
you from? I'm from Lebanon. I'm Canadian. Okay, Lebanon. Okay,
Jinxie, what country are you from? USA. USA. So, imagine right
now, we need the USA, Lebanese military conjunction to fight
off the new World War three bad guys. That makes sense. Yes.
I
Don't yes
Wait, why'd you still the kid why do you want to kill like kill what I need wait? No?
Why what do you mean? I think these I said 99% damage why did you just care?
What are you? Why did you care? God just said how?
Muda I said help but then at the end I said do not pass you motherfucking motherfucker
fuck you motherfucking motherfuckers why did you KS okay listen Jinxie Muda just
caught a thousand gold so right now we're gonna have to both get on our
knees soon and pay that he's able to do it
You are the fucking, and the fucking dollar god damn it!
Get the wave! Get the wave!
Daddy, yes daddy, yes daddy.
Fuck! Why are we recalling that?
Luna, what does a kill do for you in League of Legends?
It gives you gold.
No!
Kills allow you to get more of the game.
Help!
Give this fucking brave, dead fucking team shoot somebody!
Thank you!
God damn!
I'm fighting for ten minutes!
Fucking help!
Fucking help! You braindead piece of shit!
Thank you! Fuck!
What's my damage? It's gonna be 80k?
Fuck!
So listen, Muda, listen, when you get a kill in League of Legends, kills allowed you to
get downtime on the enemy, where now you're able to actually go for plays and get objectives.
That's how you win games.
Yes, now fight the Gwen, you win this.
As long as you don't miss all your Qs, you win this.
Good! Now push!
You like that daddy? You like that daddy?
Yes! Yes! No I'm kidding!
Don't you like that daddy!
I'm gonna give you a fucking nice blanket if you ask again!
Give it to me! Give it to me!
Alright. Good job, Bruno.
Now Jynxie, I need you to give him a congratulatory spanking as well. Now!
Good boy, okay, so now Jinxie run bud help Muda. He needs help. He's 1v2 right now
We need to help our duo coming here
Okay, Muda do not int before Jinxie gets there try to back off here Jinxie walk up. You got this. He's helping you
Nice
Okay, Jin see you're your mother so the kill so take the wave wait moody so not a kill
No, I didn't say what are you doing right now?
Say what I'm not you so I got you should literally see what I'm fucking doing right now
You would lose your fucking marbles what I'm fucking doing right now. We can't slice coach
Yep, two times. No, I did not throw. I swear to God. I'm getting all these small. Yo, what is this?
Don't the vote it says this is call is nothing but a 2v1
Muda you have to assist
You're doing this for
Jixie Jixie I think we should say drag
Jixie can we say drag?
I have to go with Zen I have to go with Zen
Okay, uh, Jinxie Jinxie listen you probably should look for the dragon low key though
Dragon isn't a bad shout here. It's low key good
Where do we got to go?
Try to run away from him
I'm so dead.
Roto 1v2 them, bro!
Have some confidence!
F***ing kill the Quenan!
Oh my god.
Okay, Jinx, you have bad news.
Yeah.
The bad news is, your duo doesn't have enough confidence right now to fight,
so you're gonna have to sit there and give him confidence.
Am I just dead guys?
I would give him confidence, but he stole two of my kills.
Okay.
Okay, Muto, you're probably just marked.
No, E and N try to play kill on the left.
Okay, so, Muto, listen to me.
Your problem right now is you're playing the game like you have zero self-confidence.
When you're this fed, it's like a 3v1 in fucking Valorant.
You should not be sitting there and fucking peeking corners, bro.
Go in and fight!
You're never gonna carry this game ever!
If you keep playing the way that you are, do you understand?
Yes daddy, yes daddy, yes daddy, yes daddy.
No! You're not welcoming me daddy right now after that!
You're in the time out!
Okay, sorry sir, sorry sir.
Alright, so Jinxy, that is what we're gonna do.
This is such a fucking worthless fucking piece of shit, god damn it.
I know, I know, but listen Jinxy listen to me.
I fucking hate you so fucking much, Kaelin.
I fucking hate you so fucking hard.
Jinxy, Jinxy listen to me right now, this is what we're gonna do here.
Jinxy, I'm gonna want you to go for the wolves.
Muta, run to the Baron.
You guys are gonna demand the Baron right now, okay?
Down down down down down. Okay, you open it till the bigger man. No, no, no
Don't show
Oh my god
I'm
I'm on my way
Okay, listen this Baron is a good culture it actually works
Okay, this is good this is good
So now this what we're gonna do guys go top go top both of you guys go top
You guys are gonna fucking take over this with this lane
Have you ever heard I am the captain now you guys are the captains of this game now Jinxie don't open don't open
With you in front now you can fight oh
God get up girl get up hold you hold you
I
Mean help
To the box still watch nice nice nice good shit. What up? Okay, move up. What up push the end of chair. Oh wait
Uh, yes, we're carrying every three seconds. I don't know. I got the harvest
Okay
Yeah, yep, that's good. That's good. Bye now. We'll go
I'm gonna be honest jing see after you see this you might never view mood of the same ever again
Well, what do you mean? What are you even sure?
I'm wrong there. Okay. Are you looking at my screen?
Yeah
Mooda
Like jingsy do you remember what you did to own a pixel in that one game? Yes
Mooda did this here but ten times worse. Bro, I literally, it looked like I was 12 and 8 bro, and everyone was fed. What did I do?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You are now all to speak right now. Okay, Jinxy, are you watching? Yeah.
Okay, look at this. So wanting to understand that right now Muda is
recalling, right? Yeah. And right now he's in base. Yeah, look at this. Muda is
in base, right? Yeah.
Oh my god. No, no, I had the buy open. I had the buy thing open. I didn't know
I didn't even know they were that close. I didn't even know they were that close, son.
I had the most killed on our team. I'm sorry, Bob.
You still took.
Okay, so 10 and 8.
What the fuck were you doing, Jinxie?
Oh, my PC is lagging, high-fives.
High-fives, my PC is lagging.
All guys, shut up, you're dead.
All guys, what the fuck is even happening, bro?
Yovuda, where are you?
What am I supposed to do?
Yo, guys, how's it going?
I just watched Muda in, what's up?
You're buying items while they're hitting our nexus.
Bro, you should net, like, Yovuda,
you should be ashamed of yourself.
You're buying items while they're hitting our nexus.
You motherfucking motherfucker.
Wow.
Muda.
You emptying sack of shit, Muda.
Bro.
What the fuck?
I had the menu open.
I didn't know they were that close.
But okay.
Muda, when you buy items in the future, you press P and you just right-click on the item.
Why was your shop open for 15 seconds?
Because I was selling my Doran's braid to buy the hammer.
Oh great, there's a hammer.
They're in our nexus!
I didn't know that.
The hammer!
They're in the nexus!
Don't tell us we played the clip.
How well, no, I need an exact second of how much time to spend in the base.
Alright, we can watch.
But wait, Jinxie, Jinxie, you know what we can do instead?
What?
Can we watch where can we watch where Jinxie is at this point though?
Nothing I did was bad. My screen was tearing the entire game.
My screen was tearing the entire game.
I made zero mistakes.
Zero mistakes. My screen was tearing the entire game.
You motherfucker.
Is this just tearing or not?
I don't know. I'm assuming she's going to keep tearing all night in the game.
I have no idea.
Okay. So Jinxie are you watching?
I don't know.
Jinxie are you watching?
Yeah, I'm watching.
Hold up. Wait, how about I let you know one second.
I'm watching this is from his POV. Okay. Yeah, this is Mootus POV. Got it
All right, I'm watching oh
My god, oh
My god
You like piece of shit dude. I think motherfucking piece of shit. Where are you? Can we pull up?
I'm just going where the most bad guy on our team your only job is to get a triple kill in the turrets and
Your your buying items. You're actually not gonna hold yourself to the bar
I'm at the top of the CS leaderboard. You stole two of my kills
My screen was turning the entire game and I had five assists. It wasn't for me
What if you'd be fed you selfish bitch?
Muda, listen up, you mother fucker!
They're hitting our turrets and you're buying a hammer and you're asking me where I'm at?
Why are my streams tearing?
Why are my streams tearing?
Bro, if I knew they were hitting the Nexus, I wouldn't fucking be in my menu.
I didn't know they were hitting our Nexus.
Whose fault is that?
Whose fault is that?
What, I guess?
I think it's your internet, because you're lagging on your phone and then when it gets
All right, well whatever just fuck it who cares fuck it just streaming bullshit who cares it is what it is
Yo, Muda
Yo, Muda back what yo John says I'm sorry like what should I do here?
What should I do am I so staring? I'm lagging and I have a like
Muda you inching motherfucker. Oh
No, no, no, you bought a hammer. You bought a fucking hammer.
You're 37! You're 37!
Gortez, same Wallahi on your life that Jixi played good this game.
Gortez, be unbiased, be unbiased.
Beyond bias.
Beyond bias.
Save Wallahi!
That Jixi played better than me in this game.
Save Wallahi on your life.
And I'll shut the fuck up and I'll take it away from you.
Alright everybody shut up.
Let's get in the coach.
Let's get in the coach then.
Who plays better bro?
Beyond.
Okay.
In my professional opinion, unbiased, completely impartial.
Jingsi? That game?
Played on a challenger level. Unmoota's life.
Barat! Like what the fuck? Am I just supposed to have a s-
I just have a seizure now.
And what WOOOOOOB!
Did you play challenge 11?
Are you retarded?
Muda, I wanted to look at Jeng's UCS this game.
What number do you see on your screen?
Where do I even see that?
Right now, when you look at the VOD, you look at my screen.
What number did GenC have for it?
185!
What number did you have?
165!
GenC took better than you!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
I'm holding my hand down, Luda.
I apologize, I apologize, Jinxie, for entering the game, bro.
Thank you.
Alright.
I'm going to be selling this to you.
It's not an F. I'm checking it out.
What is this?
I can't even.
What?
Shadowed my back?
I'm gonna restart my PC because I'm lagging, okay?
Alright?
I'm gonna restart my PC.
I'm gonna restart my PC.
you
you
Shattery back. Shattery back.
You'll have eyes. Can we fix the um the twitch where I can see this stream again? I think it's gonna work.
Okay, uh if you like you should probably do this. Okay, got it.
I mean I'll appreciate it. All right, I'm redoing it. Now we're gonna go on a waiting
stream because now I'm not gonna lag anymore. Guys I didn't die.
All right, well back my internet perfect and it's time to carry. Let's go. All right. You're solid now. Yes. I'm all good to go. I'm ready to go. It's at every 70 C. Now listen, bro. I'm going to go back on a 30 second delay. Okay. Okay.
Okay, Jack, screen's gonna go blue for 30 seconds.
Do you want to know what it was?
Yes.
It showed me that even though the last 30 seconds happened the way it did, there was
still part of the game where Muda was trying to be proactive, he was trying to make dragon
calls, he was sidelining and he was actually doing well in his lane.
So what it shows me, see what it shows me, is that he won't be an anchor in this journey.
Do you see what I'm getting at?
Yes, yes, yes.
Muda, can you invite me about a minute, please?
Stop, stop.
I'm not lagging, I'm just going to carry now.
Perfect.
need now from the two of you guys okay is we're gonna need better lines of
communication and we're gonna need callouts. So Muda when you're dueling as
a mid laner there are a few callouts you can make okay but the primary ones are
I have priority I can move or they're shoving in you can gank and those are
the callouts that Jinx is gonna need to know for when he looks to gank mid do
You understand?
Yes.
Okay, but I understood the first one.
You said, can you gank their pushing?
What's the other one?
What's the other color?
The other one is, I have priority.
I can move.
What does that mean?
So let me explain it, okay?
Think of it like you guys are in a high school.
Jinxie is like one twin brother and you're the other twin brother.
If you guys get in a two versus two against two other people and you manage to knock one
person down, then in the time that that person is knocked down, you and Jinx, you can start
wailing on the other guy.
Does that make sense?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Yes.
So that's why what we need more than anything else, more than anything else is we need
guys have callouts on what is happening when so we can collapse on place and we can go crazy
because I'm telling you judging from that first game you guys cornflip three retards on your team
right yeah you guys cornflip three fucking like like these people they were sent from riot agents
bro like they were sent from the fucking pits to drag you guys down to hell okay so what we
Realize is that even with a game like that. We still almost won. There's
Potential for today for bronze three
But we need to walk it in coach if I wasn't lagging I think I have 400 CS that game and maybe 35 kills
Don't you agree?
I'm gonna be honest GenC. If you weren't lagging that game. I think the enemy's teams
PCs would have exploded because upon seeing your magnificence appear on their screen
They want to be able to move do you understand? Yes, okay? I'm gonna go tinkle
Alright, I'll take over yeah, please okay
All right guys everyone listen
Everyone listen game two is about to start
Jinx he isn't lagging anymore and Muda was given the rundown
Because of both of these constraints going on, who do you guys think is gonna
outperform? Type 1, if you think the bronze brutalizer,
Jinxie, big jitty with the jitty oil, is gonna go ballistic this game more than
anyone else. Type 2, if mischievous Muda is gonna be able to come in from the
sidelines, sneak in to a power position and dominate the enemy team more than even Jiddie
could. What are we thinking guys? Is it a one or is it a two? Which fighter is going
to claim their crown here? What are we thinking guys? It looks like those are split. I'm going
be honest guys it's looking like right now there is a little bit of a split so the only people
that will be able to actually show us what's going to happen are going to be either the j or the m
it's one or the other but i'm telling you guys listen this game is going to be fucking good
have a good feeling about this one like first game of the day is always a
rough one right like you're gonna sit there gonna queue up it might be good
it might be bad it is what it is right but then second game of the day that's
when shit starts to get fucking serious bro because on second game of the day
all right listen to fuck up chat can I be honest talk to us and see look I'm
tired of being a bullshitter I entered the fuck out of last game I was lagging
I also made bad decisions and I stole Muda's waves for no reason.
I'm here to actually win the game.
Okay, listen, can I just cut in for a second?
Yes.
The only wave that was kind of trolled to steal was the first one.
The other time you stole the wave was actually good because you pushed it in.
Well, you're supposed to...
Okay, so actual question.
Actual question.
All right.
You're supposed to...
All right, all right, all right.
All right.
Muda wave.
Ready.
Muda wave, one second, one second.
You're supposed to steal a wave when Muda's dead and he's dead, right?
Yeah, because think of it this way, think of it this way, okay?
When you're in a position where there's a wave crashing mid, Muda isn't at a level
where he can freeze, right?
So the concept, yeah you can jump.
So the concept of freezing doesn't exist, right?
The concept of, oh if we leave this wave alive it doesn't exist.
So if Muda is dead and the enemy is dead, right, then there's 1-200 gold mid lane that
is just going to evaporate into thin air because no one gets it.
That's why you taking the wave there is good because it means that you're making a sudden set of nobody getting the gold
You're getting a free 200 gold lead. Does that make sense?
Yes, no, I get it. I get it because if nobody steals the minions fight each other and it's just it's just waste of time
Okay, sorry. Muda. You were gone when I said this that game was on me. All right, bro
I played like shit. I'm not gonna play that again
All right, that's a lot of damage.
Boy, if the Klan didn't go 0 and 9, it wouldn't have mattered.
But because the Klan literally had on the bottom, he done him and loaded up League of Legends, we lost the game.
But, here's the thing. I was lagging, but I did make bad decisions with the entire game.
Muta, switch, let me get first pick, because people stream side by side to steal the Warwick.
So that's why, like, Gen. C, while you were recent in PSL, I was even trying Muta, that he genuinely did well first game.
But what I want to see from him is more confidence, because if he walks up further in those side lanes
And he just fucking fights people they're gonna fall like dominoes and then he's just gonna be collecting the fucking checks
He's gonna be the grim fucking Reaper in the sideline and that's what iron bronze silver is all about
It's you just becoming the fucking grim Reaper
So for now you guys have to understand that the concept of like oh, maybe I'll get collapsed on that doesn't exist
You just fight you fight you kill and you annihilate and if more people come out
It is what it is you limit tested and you got better
But you just fucking fight because in this he low nobody knows how to right if you take a guy that has a knife
And another guy has his fists
But the guy with the knife is too like anxious and nervous to stab the other guy
Then fists are gonna win even though the last powerful and it's the same thing in iron
Yeah, I saw as you have confidence and as long as you're willing to make the play and you're willing to go fucking crazy
That's all you need to actually get the kills and win the game. Yes. Yes
Okay, so we'll be the guys with the knives and we're gonna be confident with the knives. Yep
Okay, now James. Yes. Talk to me. Are you sharing your screen? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. Let's watch
Guys, we are not losing the rest of the night. Yes, well, we are super unlucky. Well, listen
useless as Caitlin
And you having technical difficulties and some
Y'all found a way to blame me!
Okay, Muda!
Muda!
Muda!
Muda!
Rule one of League of Legends is look at your minimap.
If the Zinzal is in your fucking base, then you should see when you're recalling.
Oh fuck!
100% I agree.
I will take blame on 100% that I could have like, I should have been looking at the minimap
there.
Apologize to him. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie to you brother buying a fucking hammer while they're hitting our turrets is crazy
James yeah, I will say one thing though
I get why he did it like if it wasn't Zinso knocking on the Nexus turrets
What he did that was actually good selling the Doran's blade buying the Caulfields component
It was good, but it was just an awareness issue. So that's why guys listen
Especially now that you guys are gonna be fucking fanboy and chum chum
We need to make sure right we need to make sure it's chum chum
Which one do you want to be chum chum?
Muda
Yo, is that TTS yes, yes, which happened wait, what does that look that was that mine?
It was yours mine. Oh my god
Wait, are you wait? Okay. You're bronze. Okay. We have Muda. We're on a team with three irons
We have three irons on the team, but the other two must four irons. So what's gonna do? Okay, Gary
Yes, and you know what bro? I'm gonna go
I'm gonna freeze the box the minions on my side so you just gank whenever you want
Mooda Mooda Mooda Mooda iron bro. You don't know how to freeze
Do you really how do you freeze?
You've got three minions four minions and you go to your side to the top right
But not too close for the minions detect them
Sorry, we're the tower detects it and you freeze it right there and you start last inning
So it just continuously brings it towards your side. Is that right?
contest
He's right interest thing. Okay, but now let's see if you can do it in practice. Oh, I'll show you baby. Listen, okay
Stop one and baby on me red buff now
So both of you and baby on me red buff. Why why what does that mean?
What does that mean? What does it mean? It means I want you to walk to the red buff now?
Jinxy ping where the red buff is
No, the other one. Yep there
Go there now
Left to left to left go go to the red Jinxy go to the red
The reason why we're doing this is because an iron no one knows what the fuck's going on
So if you do something crazy, then they're gonna be confused
So I don't get my doing right now, bro, but walk in the bush and wait for the enemy jungler
They're here. Yes. Okay. Good. No flash. So now Jinxy what you're gonna do is I want you to take the red
This is good.
Who did he come after lane?
There you go.
Enemy jungler no flash.
It doesn't sound worth.
Really? It doesn't sound worth?
Yes bro.
Jinx, what do you mean it doesn't sound worth? How is it not worth?
Sorry, okay. I don't know.
You got this bro.
Okay, so now Jinx, what are you going to do?
Perfect, you got the red.
I'm gonna want you to walk and you're gonna just like folk clear top to bot now
So normally we could have done Jane see if you wanted to do a checkmate play
It would have been that you clear her top side
Then you recall and you go to your red buff because if you do that and she walks to your red bot side
Then she just dies does that make sense?
You didn't say that though, but she didn't say any of that.
I know I know but it's because I don't want to overload you right now
But I just want you to see the play so in the future even you can identify it does that make sense?
Yes, got it got it
Good. Muda, lock in. We're not losing.
I am locked in. Lock in. Lock in.
Okay, so now, Muda, let me ask you a question.
Who counters who? Yona or Zoe?
Uh, I counter Zoe.
Exactly, how do you counter her?
Because I can just like, yeah, but see, I untimed it.
Faw.
So Muda, listen, the way it works?
I can find that light and completely like,
like just get rid of her drowsiness.
Yeah, do you know how to time it properly?
No, I just kind of like, I guess.
Okay, okay, okay, so let me explain it to you when you got this jinxie got this you got this
We go now jinxie take the cannon wave then we call take the cannon
Okay, so Muda when Zoe hits you with the bubble. There's a little status effect that says sleepy or drowsy, right?
So what you're gonna do is when that's about to hit all the way to the top don't we cast no
Okay, so you need to hold it until it's about to like go to like full completion then you recast it's timing
Okay, okay, I mean that hard. I don't think it's what I'm already good. It's not good
Yep, but the thing is that mood up how you want to play with your E. I said you're just gonna always try to like cue in
Yes, you see one of my look for a Q in with your E
Cuz we get the Q in with your E then you just annihilate her let this push in you give up this push in so now wait
We can have a group spanking
Yes, I swalloy I'm down.
Yes, yes.
Alright, so now this is what we're doing.
Jinxie, you're playing on bot crab, okay?
Muda, only last hit. Do not push. Only last hit.
Okay.
Jinxie, you're gonna look for mid-gank after crab, okay?
Got it.
Alright, let's go.
See, look at this creep. Look at this creep.
Yup.
So now Jinxie, wait in the bush for her to walk up.
Wait, now Muda, prep your, prep your, uh, your knockup.
Got it, got it, got it.
Okay, go in, wait for it.
She knows, bro, she knows.
Yeah, okay, so GenC, just recall then.
Yeah, so you're gonna have to recall because the problem is that she's not inting.
So when she doesn't int, we have to be forced to do the reset.
Got it.
Muda, we need to win for the next four hours, do you understand me?
Yeah, bro, I will trust you, bro.
Don't fuck around, we're gonna fuck you in every game so.
Okay.
I'm the faker of browns, trust me.
Last girl's last.
No, Jinx said I told you this already.
Oh, fakers were Jinx's challenge.
Exactly, yes.
They're looking drag coach, what do you think?
They have bryo.
Yep, but you can't contest it, you're just gonna play for your clear.
They're not gonna actually go for it.
Yeah, just clear top the bot.
No, no, no, no, go for the wolf, it's the wolf, it's the wolf, it's the wolf.
Do you want to clear towards that dragon?
Yeah, my scut could already be gone and I want to go to it.
So when am I allowed to go back by the way, bro?
Like when I'm allowed to go back, like when do I know when I say good time to recall?
So good times to recall are either when you're very low
or when you have enough gold for an item that you want to build, right?
So for you, for example, you like rushing tier 2 boots,
that's I think like a thousand or eleven hundred gold.
So normally resetting around that timer at eleven hundred, yeah, is what you want to do.
So what I'm going to want to do now is, okay, listen, try to shove this in, try to shove this in.
Jinxie, look on the dragon. Muda walks the dragon. Both of you guys go to the dragon.
Go to the dragon. Go to the dragon. Muda, go to the dragon!
Dragon! Dragon! Jinxie, smite this. Jinxie, smite it. Jinxie, play on the dragon.
Six hundred smite. Muda, help him out. Six hundred smite.
Nice! Fight!
Hey Jinxie, give two us up in three.
try to Q
oh my god close
bruhhhhhhhhhh
yeah NCE bro NCE
ok so muda right here where you're gonna do
you're gonna hard push, recall
so just shove, use your abilities
W, use everything
nooooo
got it got it got it
ok and then just recall now
recall now you're good
so back up
like why do I lose every time
back up all the way back up all the way
Jesus this feels so good
Wait what if I just stay should I just stay and gamble it girl?
Yeah you could you could
Maybe you'll get a max when we'll see
Okay so now Jhin see
What you're gonna do here is you're gonna play for the Krugs okay?
After the Krugs you're gonna walk for the Krab
You're gonna hit six
Now you might be able to sink
A timer
Where you could actually look for the uh
For the Krab
And then you just gank mid okay with level six
Got it yeah yeah
look you see the wax people look how close you are
okay so now muda get ready because jinx is going to be coming in soon
okay jiddy's coming in big jiddy's about to grace your lane with his presence
she's not pushing i don't know why
he's a fucking pussy
i'm trying to upgrade r and i missed like i started to recall
oh yeah that's fucked now
alright nevermind yeah that's fucked
okay so now just recall
okay so muda muda hard push and then recall
this wave
Yeah, just reset, that's fine. You're gonna be okay.
Sorry, I'm gonna...
I'm gonna split.
No, no, you're good, bro.
Sorry, good.
So now, Jinx, you remember, when you're in the shop,
what if this goes for you too? I don't know if you already do it.
Okay, you already do it.
So Jinx, when you're in the shop, you don't need to press the X.
You can actually press the Escape button,
which is the top left button on your keyboard, to close the shop.
Okay, so now, Jinx, you're gonna go for the top to bottom full clear here, okay?
Who's that? Tell me what our chat is saying, please, before ADC.
Like in the game. Is our ADC trolling?
Hold Tab?
Oh god, your guy's ADC is 0-5-0.
Okay, we're gonna have another insi- Oh god.
Okay, listen guys, guys, guys, I want you both to listen to me right now.
The game is about to be a 4v5, but you guys fucking win these, do you understand?
Even a 4v5 is no match for you guys.
Jengxi, motivate your team. Type don't-FF, I am smurfing.
well then I'll get man no no you won't so wait wait wait hold up I have a
question I type it all the time she said it's the best it's the best yeah
you type it to me to have a tube but yeah what's your question wait Tristana
into the game and then left exactly yes so what like but we we don't need all
P you know we don't we don't we don't yes but it guys the thing is you don't lose
all P no matter what but you could still gain up here if you win it's like
What if we FF
Okay, you lose up here, but bro you can still play it out and win
And we can learn bro. Yes. Yes. My question is like what if we lose the game?
Do we lose out here? No, no, no, so then what if we affect do we lose up here? No?
Okay, so why don't we just FF because what if this creep degenerate sociopath joins back and then we lose
But then you still don't lose LP
are you like no matter what you don't lose out p so you're gonna go this one
out we're gonna win this game go yeah but jinxie ask your chat ask your chat
do they want to see you and mood to carry a 4v5 or do they want you to just
ff and be scared of an actual real game ask yeah but I just don't lose out p
man I don't really care you're not gonna lose out p
You just fucking telling a little bitch right now, bro?
Like shut up!
Like be the fucking, no, it's winnable, bro!
I'm 73 to 38 CS on my mid laner!
We're gonna win, bro!
What the fuck are you saying?
Hey, should I get a smolder?
Yeah, Jinxie, go gangbot after this crab.
Like Jinxie, instead of you saying it's not winnable, I want you to say, I will carve
a path to victory!
Say it!
I will carve a path to victory!
I WILL GARVE A PATH TO VICTORY!
KAY!
NICE!
K?
Good.
Now look for this.
You're going to-
Postalas should literally get hit by a car in GTI.
In GTI, in GTI.
Can we just have half please?
Okay.
Just surrender.
I don't want to play this.
It's a waste of time.
Oh, Jesus.
You can win.
Bro, it's a waste of time, please.
Okay, yeah.
Like, I don't want to lose LPE.
It's a waste of time.
Just surrender.
I'm gonna just vote yes, it's fine. Oh my god. I won my mid lane so hard. I wouldn't literally kill that guy if
Just thought I didn't beat up
So we're not gonna we're not gonna lose this right?
No, now you've lose zero LP
All right, now we can't put it on the spot. I just thought I'd lose this LP and get the ban, right?
Yes, exactly. So you see how it sounds like minus your LP? Oh, thank god. Thank god. All right, play it
I don't even know if it's possible to win a 5v4 unless we're a faker.
Bro, I was feeling it that game.
Thought just, what do you think we should have done there, FF or do you think we should
have just fucking WT that game and then we're in the burn?
What I think is this an issue that the two of you have to resolve.
So talk it out right now until you get it to a conclusion that both of you agree with.
You see, I agree with you.
I think that it is a waste of time, but not really, because we don't learn the knowledge.
I don't want to let those kids kill us and like think they're better than us because
our Tristana inted and then left.
Like because then they get fed and then they kill us and then go on our nexus and then
they are smiling at us being the good of them.
But I had a hunch were you beating their jungler because I was beating my mid laner.
I'm always beating the jungler bro, but it doesn't matter if my team goes 0 and 5 and
then lease.
winning the jungle you swap with me I always have the most yes okay so what
conclusion did we come to let me ask first Jinxie what was your conclusion
our Tristana hasn't felt the touch of a woman in 25 years and then into it okay
mood up what's your conclusion I think our Tristana is a fucking rebar that
Literally yoned e off a fucking cliff. Yeah, which is I should flash literally off the cliff
0 and 5 then leaves like bro, you're actually a piece of shit
If he didn't leave we would have lost yeah, exactly Wow
To be honest, I'm actually honestly that guy left because yeah, we save time and save
I'm just saying I'm better than every bronze for jungler on the planet.
And I agree, but not in that case, actually you know what, I should be glazing you, you're
my fucking duo.
I agree.
And I also think that I'm the best fucking mid player in the entire fucking game, not even
just in bronze.
Jynxie, what are your thoughts on his statement with that?
Sorry, what'd you say? I lagged out.
Muto, repeat your statement so Jynxie can-
You can't continue, you can't continue.
No, no, no, you're fine.
Okay, Muto, repeat what you said to Jynxie.
Oh, I said that I'm the best mid-player in bronze.
Yeah, Jynxie.
And that's the beautiful thing about, um, Fox.
So you can play it down, you won't be stopped.
But Jhin, see, that's not the question.
The question is, do you agree?
Well, here's what I'll say.
I've played three games of League of Legends with Muda,
and I've never won.
OK.
So I think if Muda was the best mid laner in bronze,
we'd never won.
We've won one game and one of them was smirking.
And in that game, your fucking PC was, I guess, broken.
So I don't know why you're blaming me real oh, and Caitlyn was oh and I wait yeah, we are just getting into tonight
But sometimes I always find a way to blame me don't test
Yes, why would I play alone? I never have enters
But when I play with Muda my top lane with oh and I'm and then the next game my Tristana with oh and five and five minutes
Oh
Now we're asking the real questions. Okay, so the reason why is
Because when you duo in League of Legends
Riot says, oh, you want the advantage of enjoying your time with a friend?
Well, here's a disadvantage about at least anywhere between 1-3 retards that are going
to be infinitely worse than the enemy team, so you guys can still have a very good shot
at losing this game.
So wait, here's my question.
If you do OQ and League, you actually get worse teammates, that's a real thing?
Yes, it is.
Because they think it's an advantage to do on Q. Exactly. So it would be like
Jinxie. Imagine you- Yo guys it's not L ego. I'm just joking around bro. Have a
little bit of sense of humor please. I know Mood is not the worst player in the
world. Heat on you, right? Like you got a glock in the in the back pocket. You
know what I mean? Wait what did you say? Like imagine you're walking outside and
you have a glock in your back pocket, right? Okay. Imagine it like now instead of a
a guy just found me coming up and punching you.
It's like he has a sniper rifle.
Does that make sense?
Yes.
Yes.
It's like, imagine God spawning in somebody
to match your level of strength,
but it's not just your level,
it's the perceived level of strength.
So they're gonna say just because you're Duote,
they think that you deserve shit your teams.
Does that make sense?
Yes, God.
That's gotta be one of the most retarded fucking life.
So if you duo Q, Riot intentionally gives you lower ranked teammates.
Yes, but wait a second, Mudo, what did you say?
That's gotta be the most like retarded thing ever, no?
Well do you mean that in the sense that you disagree with me or in the sense that it's
Bolsheviks that Riot does that?
That Riot does that.
Yeah, no, it is.
Because the thing is, it's because when you duo, they try to match you against other duos
and they also deflate the enemy.
He only responded because he knows it's true.
Okay, you have a 75 by Q I'm going to be told Muda that I sold the game earlier.
Like, what are you saying, bro?
All right, I'll just never joke around again.
I got it.
It's worse now.
I heard that you can't duo queue and challenger.
Is that true?
Yeah, you can do a grind master plus right now.
Really?
Yeah, I like that though.
Well, the thing is it wasn't like that at the start of the season.
And then two guys, uh, Tiapplein and Viper, they do a queue to every game.
And then they got like rank one with an 80% win rate and even full challenger lobbies could not do anything against them
They have the best energy in the entire world that they just ripped through everyone's asshole and fucked everyone
Yeah, like dude, it would be like
Can me and Jixi be that? Can me and Jixi do that? Do you think me and Jixi are the next team in Viper?
me ho
Yo, Muda, we have three irons on our team, by the way.
Three irons.
I told you!
He literally wasn't kidding.
Muda, last game we had three irons.
This game we had three irons.
And guess what?
What's all this enough?
What's all this enough?
Three bronzes and two irons.
Yes.
Muda, listen.
The first game we had three irons.
We had an 0 and 9 Caitlyn.
The second game we had three irons.
We had an 0 and 5 Tristana who left.
third game we have three irons again i'm assuming one of these idiots is going to go 0 and 9 again
with you actually can't duo queue wow well you can but it's like it's like playing on nightmare
difficulty god i was wondering because i never win duo queue even with own a we never won
well no you won that one game remember oh i am to them in a tower room yeah no like it'd be outside
at that one game like you guys played two you won one you lost one oh you're
right so dual queuing in league is basically designed to where you're
intentionally supposed to be depressed whole time yeah because like the thing
is okay riots mission with the matchmaking algorithm is they want to
make you as mad and as sad as possible and sometimes the way that they do that
is giving you winners queue and making you win a lot of games so then when they
take all of it away from you by giving you losers cue, you realize what you lost, right?
And the same thing kind of works with dueling.
Well, it's like, you think you're gonna have fun playing with a friend?
Nope.
Here's three fucking pieces of shit that are gonna ensure that you lose the game.
So no matter what, it's like the house always wins.
When you queue up, it's like you're entering the casino, and no matter what, the house will
always win.
So I thought it's a whole mentality though, so what if you just get really, really good
at the game where you start counting cards
and just start beating everything down.
Well, yeah, that's what happens when you play a lot of games.
Yeah, if you're fucking Rain Man,
we're not counting cards.
Yeah, well, yes, we're not counting cards.
They're saying that because me and Muta
are in a call with each other, we're
going to have three irons on our team every game,
and they're going to take turns going 0 and 9.
That's what's happening.
Caitlyn just went 0 and 9.
Fuck this shit.
I'm never doing it again after this.
What?
like what the fuck is this what is ash what is world's 2017 ash mean i thought
that's just like a round skin but yeah it's like essentially think of it this
way okay guys imagine it's like LeBron James and Michael Jordan
can be on the same basketball team but if they are they are forced to play
with three special ed teammates and the enemy is full collegiate or d1 level
athletes does that make sense yes
So that's what duo Q League is. Wow. Yes. I might actually never do this again chat
Is that a series or is that er sorry is that like like has that like been proven or is that like Dante's theory?
No, it's on Dante's here
You can ask anybody when you do all the games end up becoming harder 100%
Because the thing is that it's like they balance duo around the fact that either you're against other duos
Or you're playing with worse teammates or it's a mix of the two
What is our mouth fight doing? Yo, I'm about to kill myself in game
What is our mouth fight doing?
All right, let me let me okay
Okay, guys, let's walk in nope nope mouth fight you iron bitch go to your fucking lane now go to your fucking lane
You can't think piece of shit
Okay, so listen
Jin see how about how about we do this? How we do this? How about you guys do oh until loss thoughts?
Yeah deal deal all right
Wait, like that's what you can do, Jinxie, and you can even, like you know how you do
1v1 every rank in Rainbow Six?
Yeah.
What if you did stuff like that in League, but it's like dual queue with this person
until we lose in League?
You know what I mean?
It's actually a good idea.
Alright.
That's kind of confused all my midlaner, this might be a remake bro.
Wait.
Why is it a remake?
Oh no.
Oh god.
The enemy mid laner is an on lane.
What is happening tonight?
What's going on?
What?
What is the on lane mean? What?
So how do we know when they have remade?
You're going to see that. If it's going to happen it's going to be soon.
So guys listen to me. I want you to listen to me and listen to me good.
The enemy mid laner is AFK. He's not connected.
But the good news is that right now
He's back! He's back!
he's back okay we're good we're good we're good
so jing see listen you're gonna focus on the full clear
you're gonna play safe and consistent
you're not lagging anymore so we can get it done
exactly yes
Alright, so that says I'm a level above this guy right now. What should I be doing? He's under tower
Well, what you should be doing that is only last hitting a minion so you can force him to walk up think of it
Think of it like this. Okay
When you're playing mid lane, it's like imagine you're trying to kidnap children from the playground
And the best way that you can do that is by letting out little candies
So that they run out away from their parents and then afterwards you snatch him up does that make sense?
Yeah, I got it. Such a big kid now.
Exactly, yes. So now look at how far she is away from his parents.
No! Mio, come back! But now Big Daddy Munoz is going to go in!
Fight! Fight! Trade! E and then Auto Q.
Fight! Fight!
There you go, good trades.
Okay, so now Jinxy.
Jinxy, what you're going to do now, okay?
You're going to finish the gromp. After the gromp, you're playing crap.
The enemy vagar is like half HP so what we can do right is we can maybe look for a midgank soon
Do you understand?
Oh, you're gonna fight the cane here. I want you to smite at 600
NOOOOO
CRAB MOGGED
Oh my god fight
Yep, that was fucking same
Okay recall just recall just me just recall just me just recall
Yeah, that's Kain. He can go through walls with two different abilities, by the way.
I'm playing Evil League tonight. Do you see that crab ball, though?
Yeah, no, that was good. So, Jinxie, out of base, what are you gonna do?
Do you really wanna fuck this guy in the ass until he's screaming and nutting in your mouth? Yes or no?
Uh, the last part.
Okay, I forget the last part then. So, what you're gonna do is you're gonna play for the crab,
and then you're gonna invade him on his gromp, okay?
Okay, now let me explain why because the thing is that he was on okay, never mind you didn't do it, okay?
But okay, that's fine. Okay, so look what we're gonna do now
Jengzee is you're gonna talk to about folk here and then afterwards you're gonna look on the dragon, okay?
So then Muda I want you to start killing the vagar
We're not losing okay, come on
that's what we want to see bro good no remember Jinxie when you're walking
towards camps as Master Yi you're gonna try to Q as max range as possible do
you understand okay got it got it got it got it because the thing is that when
you're playing a jungler in general you always want to make sure that you use
your ability that has the most amount of range to start off jungle camps so I
Like here for example, you want to always start off with your Q, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is good.
Alright, so now what we're going to do, Jinxie.
Your Gromp is still down for 15 seconds, so I want you to look for the dragon.
Now drone bot, let's see if there's someone going bot lane.
We could have gank bot here.
Oh fight, fight this, fight this, fight this, fight this, fight this, fight this.
Okay, this character is literally broken.
I don't know what I'm saying.
Okay, yeah.
Okay, Muda help!
Muda, fucking please!
Help!
Got it, got it, got it, got it.
I need help now.
Got it, got it.
Muda help!
Got it, got it, got it.
Nice fight, fight.
Okay, Jinx, you're gonna Q. Nice.
Jinx, go drag!
Drag, Jinx!
100 damage spike
I think it's a fucking help here
That's fine jinx's game the Jagdus is good
Nice, okay jinx you recall
Go fuck all these bad players come on
Let's go! Let's go! No music!
So what did I do to get that fight bro?
No it was good but Muda listen
The problem that I'm noticing with you
is that you always seem to play for a freeze
which isn't necessarily bad
but you need to pay attention to what's going on on the map
to know if that's actually the best thing to do
What's up Jengzee?
Uh the scaring is low now
What do you think?
You want it again?
Just push back now, wait
No you're gonna fall clear
If you're not, so listen
So listen, one of the biggest reasons why people stay hard second league as junglers,
let me explain to you.
They try to fight too much.
Yes, it's because they have trust issues.
Like you're going to see a low health enemy garen and you're going to be like, I don't
trust my teammate to actually kill that guy.
So you're going to go out of your way, waste your time, you're going to dilly-dally, that
guy's going to die and now you've wasted 30 seconds.
So sometimes in league, we need to overcome trust issues so we can actually climb, does
that make sense?
Yes, sir.
I understand completely.
Let's go. Muda, you're playing great. Let's go.
We better not lose the rest of the night. Let's go.
Okay. Now, I'm going to be honest with you guys.
Right now, I'm not liking how wholesome the call is.
So let me ask you a question.
If both of you were in 22 Jump Street,
who would be Channing Tatum and who would be Jonah Hill?
I would be Channing Tatum. I would be Channing Tatum.
What the fuck does that fucking Tatum?
You didn't see the movie? Don't worry about it.
No, I did. I did watch the movie,
but I just don't understand what does that mean.
Like, I forgot it.
Like, Muda, would you be Channing Tatum
or would you be Jonah Hill? Which one would you be?
I need a chat, bro, I need a chat.
Well, Jinxie already said that he's shining Catam, so now you guys gotta discuss it.
Well, I mean, if we can really see in real life who has the better physique, we are Jinxies.
Bro, your nipples are facing opposite directions, bro.
Lock in, please.
Alright, okay, good.
So now what we're gonna do, Jinxie, you're gonna play for the blue, and then afterwards we're gonna look on the gromp, okay?
Got it, yes, sir.
Okay.
So now after this Jinxie, what do you see on the map that you can play for?
Uh, grubs.
Exactly.
So Muda, if Jinxie wants to play for grubs, what are we gonna do?
Muda!
I'm gonna fucking help him, I'm gonna fucking help him, bro.
Exactly!
So if you're gonna help him, shove the lane!
Shove!
Shove the next one too, and then walk in.
Shove!
Oh no!
Oh no!
What the fuck?
The fuck is wrong with you sick motherfuckers?
Okay, go for the grubs!
Move that canis here!
Jinx, he killed him!
R! R! R! R!
E! E! E!
Nice! Nice!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Good.
Good, you can leave, you can leave.
Go get your rifle.
No.
Fuck this motherfucker.
Fuck what are you doing? What are you doing? Wait? Okay, Muto go for this Muto listen me. I want you to en and then arc
Good and then I'll produce snapback exactly just like that fucking die
Yeah, well you died cuz you're bad
What is that?
Muto why did I need to help? Why didn't you tower die? So not only did I fucking why did I tower die?
Why did your tower die? Your coach told me to cuz your coach told me to
My coach only told you two because you already pushed yourself shitty, so it's called making
a bad play last bad, but your mechanics aren't good enough to escape.
Godfucking dammit.
See I'm three seconds away from punching in your fucking head, NGTA.
An enemy has been slain.
Okay, just don't let that shit happen again.
Okay, now listen, one of the reasons why you died is because you didn't play it well enough,
okay?
look for all ends and then just snap back in some and if you do that you're
gonna get the kills next time without having to die but even though you did
die it wasn't execute so they didn't even get anything off it
no I've died
wait what does an execute mean? execute is when you die to a turret right but
nobody hit you so you don't actually give anybody oh that's fine you can go you're
good yeah but it's okay
proud of you Moog I could check
but this garen is so dankable
Dothra do you see this garen there's like five people in my fucking lane right now
Dothra's gonna get some help here uh do i just recall real quick like what do i do
no sand lane you can so far jinx here what you're gonna do is i want to just
smite this, smite it, and then lock mid.
So now, Muta. Wait for Jinxy. Wait for Jinxy.
Jinxy, you can look on the crab, look on the crab,
and then if they fight Muta, you drop the crab to fight.
Okay?
Should I get dragon?
Muta! Muta!
Okay, wait for him. Q.
Nice, okay, Jamesy go for this nice
Fall back go drag. Okay, so now yes, you got the dragon for free because the enemy jungler is dead
You can't help him can't help him Jamesy let him die you need to let him die
What the fuck do you want Jynx to do for you when you walk into lane and you get BLASH ALTED?
Jynxie, I understand you motherfuckers, I've never helped you ever again, understand me?
For Muta, I can't help you, I'm way too valuable to be like that.
Alright, no worries guys, no worries, I can't wait until you're a fuckin' tank.
I'm way too valuable to die there.
Muta, tighten up a little bit, I need you more aware.
I need you way more fucking aware.
Coach, I'm right, right.
Yeah, ironically that was Moody's Creek.
He walks into lane and got flash ulted by Vhagar, there's nothing anybody can do for him.
Yeah, tight enough, Lee.
Also, look at the leaderboard, look at the leaderboard, and then thank me for the carry, thank you.
This is what I do every game.
Yeah, this is like the oddity of a worst fucking duo that I fucking had in my entire fucking life.
From always to have the most yes in a lot of the game, I'm the king of this shit.
So, Jinxia, I want you to understand that the reason why Muda is like mad at you is because you're CS smogging him right now.
I know, I know this guy.
Oh, that's why I'm definitely fucking mad. You fucking kid shit.
Well, why are you mad then? Tell us.
Because I go to ruin my fucking freesman to help this dumbass, and when I need help, he just fucking does nothing.
Muda, Muda, what the fuck do you want Jinxia to do for you?
you when you walk into lane with a third HP and get flash ulted by a vaguer what do you want him to do?
what? Muda unironically when you said i need help i could not have gotten there in time
i was getting juggered unironically your positioning is just shit bro
okay so jinxy we just confirmed that Muda is a necro fire what is that what does that mean
It means that he jerks off to dead people.
Got it.
Okay, so now what are you gonna do?
You're... Muda.
You can look for a kill share.
Just go for the play.
Go chat and bait?
Oh no.
Yes, look for...
But the thing is, the wrappers are not...
So what you might have to do, share,
is, yeah, you can check the red or the Krugs,
and then see if he's on either of those.
And if not, because people...
What is that guy doing in my lane?!
Is that how Jinxy?
They're fucking fucking racist taking my CS!
Okay.
Is that how Jinxy?
Yo, let's get the fuck out of my fucking...
Yo, how do I tell him he's gotta go fuck himself?
Just jump in the tree.
You type it.
Just hold G and then flick up on your mouse.
Hold G and then flick up.
Yeah, fuck out of my lane, motherfucker.
Rockin' tank, don't step, what do you think?
Look for it, look for it, this is free, press R and go for it.
Where's my teammate?
Keep fighting, keep fighting, you're good, you're good.
Yeah, I'm good, bro.
Where did Malfi go?
Where the fuck did Malfi go? Now I got shot down.
Oh, Malfi, you dog shit fucking bitch.
fucking my tight little asshole
mouth like you're so useless I'm never having you again
okay so guys listen listen I'm gonna have one more piece of sushi and then
I'm gonna walk in okay bro what the fuck what's the fucking on our fucking what
the actual fuck you're eating you're eating when this game matters so fucking
much guys guys it's a one-piece thought it's one piece of please give me a second
Okay, Douglas, what am I doing? There's two people in my fucking lane right now, Mordana.
There's three people in my lane right now.
Morda, Morda, Morda, Morda, I'm finishing my sushi. Please give me about, like, five seconds.
There's three people in my lane, motherfucker! What do I do?!
Genji, please control your duo. I need about five seconds to finish this line.
Shut the fuck up while he eats his sushi.
This is, this is, this is fucking insane, bro.
Defined by one.
He's almost done with his sushi, bro.
This guy's challenged me.
Do I recall here? There's like, three people in my lane.
Do I drift off like a hey hey hey hey doc coach? What do I do here, bro? Okay?
Okay, I'm back. I'm back. This is the sushi son. What do you want to know talk to me?
I need to look what do I do at this position? Can I you should probably recall cuz you're literally half HP
Now fight we're not gonna fight you useless sack of all right now fight
We're not gonna fight you useless piece of shit now fight. We're not gonna fight you so speak to shit
MOUTH I HIT MY WAY
AND THIS SHITTY COACH IS EATING
Who dat?
RUN!
Today, earlier today, you talked about how you're not only the best mid laner in iron, but the best mid laner in the world
So tell me why the best mid laner in the world can't even dodge a simple FUCKING SKILLSHOT!
and you dodged the more Q you let them die
I pinged him out by the way five times and he still dived at the tower
Being in this fucking call with you guys is like I'm being bent forward
taking cock out my ass and the other one cocked in my mouth
like it literally is just like ah I couldn't imagine a more fucking worse
fucking like I don't understand I'm gonna tweet the fuck out
out. Okay, Jinxy, do you want to take his head or his behind? Uh, behind. Okay, I got
the head. Muda, are you okay with that, bro? Uh, assignment? Oh my god, MF has 11 heads.
Thank god there's someone fucking useful on this field. Okay, so this is what we're gonna
do now, guys, okay? Jinxy, you're gonna play for your top side, and then afterwards, you're
you're gonna look for the bot side, okay?
Got it, yeah.
So not just about farming and scaling, alright?
I have a lot of people on the bot lane, so usually I go bot, right?
But do I just go top now, Dr.
Yes, go top.
So, Muda, when Hum sold you to go bot, what he actually meant is you just side lane.
So if your top laner is roundly bot, then you just take over the side lane that you don't need to be in.
That makes it a lot fucking easier, not that much.
Okay
Okay, so now where do I just leave on do I leave on yeah, just leave my plane alone. Yep leave my plane alone
Okay, I'll see you all together faster. No, she's not gonna do shit, but we sparking
Go fucking fuck yourself. I'm not even kidding. I literally got a kill doing my own thing and then you got me killed listening to you
Fuck you
What is hot god fucking damn it?
Well, what was that?
Okay, what's the chance you listen?
I'm trying to train you for quick time events, bro
Sometimes I knew that suddenly react and it's like yeah, I did
I didn't really react in by running away because I saw two people on me and then you said go in so I
Flashed into him and then die you flash in one second after I said wait don't yeah because I'm not a human
Fucking robot you dumb bitch
Yeah, but Jinx you listen to me
Faker is bro and our goal isn't to turn you into a silver player, bro
It's a turn into faker dude. I have to get this ass. They got this. Okay. I wanted to alter. I wanted to alter
You got this kill the ash the ash
Nice the guy help help help what the fuck is this fucking game? Oh my god, I go fuck up
Oh
Now we go in now we go in yo, Muda a do me a favor
Quit now quit now do me a favor. Just fucking wait
Why are you solo going into four people I was reading there cuz maybe there was there two of them are half HP
You know, it's a joke top CS again. I can't win
Top CS again, I can't win. God fucking dammit, get me out.
No, listen, listen, it's still winnable. Jinxie, listen.
Because think of it this way, for as long as this game keeps going, we can still keep fighting.
It's a battle that rages on. Now go take the top way.
Yo, give me a favor, stop that and SHOP THAT SHOOSHY!
BOP YOUR ASS!
Okay, that is too far. Take it back.
Sorry.
Jinxie, the sushi didn't do anything to you.
What the fuck did the sushi do to you?
Jinxie, Jinxie, I think we should plan for drag.
Can you make your way down here? Daddy?
Don't tell me what to do. You're an iron midlaner.
I'm going to get my camps then go there.
Alright.
One bomb to the same rate!
No, I'm going to be honest. I was a gigachat.
Jinxie, respect how you handle that situation.
Thank you.
as tall as his fucking measured, like I don't know their fucking status
but let's show you guys
how it's gonna help fucking this game
Okay, now Jynx is listening
You're gonna farm your cams
and then afterwards you're gonna look for the dragon
Muda, whatever you do
do not end before the dragon spawns
We need you on it
Okay?
Guys, 20 seconds
Jynxia, I want you to walk bot
Hover them bot lane
In case there's a fight that breaks out
we need to be there right now
Okay, the hell of this spawn
Okay, Jinxie please Mike this dragon Jinxie Jinxie Jinxie and mood up play on the dragon both of you
Okay, yeah, stop a cigar and stop you do to focus a garen
Okay, James, you okay try to kill the vagar
Don't take it. Don't focus the garen. Don't focus the garen.
This is a joke. This is a joke.
Why are we fighting dragon when there's an over-leveled fat garen there?
Oh my god, this Malphite needs to run into a boss in GTA.
Oh, I don't understand.
Why does someone feed every game? Oh my god!
Yeah, I'm done doing. I'm sorry. I'm just gonna be honest.
What's wrong in this game right now? What's going on?
So the problem of this game right now is that you guys need to fight in a way that you kill their backline before anything happens
So mood up what you need to do is you're the setup you're the engage
You need to manage to land your ult on any of their carries that aren't garen and then you guys kill everybody
That's not garen. Well everyone else and while the enemy dies then garen's the last slide
Then you go on him. So the only way that we can win right now. Listen to me because we still can win
Yes, it's by sitting there, and by just focusing on everyone that's not the Garen.
So what we're going to do, listen, that's how we're going to start off.
Jinxy, I want you to take the red buff.
Muda just pushed top.
And Muda, I do not want you to leave top ever.
Jinxy, how we're going to do it is you're going to play for the red and to guds, and
then you're going to do something called Shadowing for Muda, where you're just going
to sit top with him.
And then you two are just going to try to take over the entire game as a unit.
Because as long as the Garen is playing away from you, but your team is clearing the waves,
You don't have to deal with him. Now Jinxie walk top, walk top, mood up, keep pushing.
So the goal here is that you guys are going to get the turrets, you guys are going to
get the end hips, you guys are going to do anything. Yes, fight everyone, fight everyone,
you got this. So Jinxie, look for this here.
Moodle, stay alive, I'm coming. I am, I am, I am.
Okay, now Jinxie go, Jinxie go for it, go for it, go for it, ult.
Okay, now I'm gonna be me you're
Oh, okay, that might never mind. We got a run. We got a run. We got a run. Just one just one
Outlights fucking putting caution signals on my head and boy, I guess fine. He's okay
I know ironically and ironically the mouth fight had a good ping there because if he didn't then
Garen probably would have like ended up killing you. He's so might. Oh
Oh god get another tower JC
Okay, yes, well nice
Okay, so now okay ready. You want me top tower again, but no no now you're gonna go bot now you're bought
So the game I'm playing now is avoid the garden jinks. I want to press p how much are you missing for your board?
Well playing a boy the garen I could have said that ten minutes ago like
Hello is this thing on coach like I didn't want to go for drag
I didn't want to go for Garen.
Focus on the task at hand! Please!
Okay, so what we're going to do Muda, we're going to keep pushing bot here.
Okay, so now...
No, no, keep pushing, keep pushing, keep pushing.
I'm pushing.
GenC go, go bot, find Mota, find Mota.
Okay, I'm going to you Mota.
Okay, someone on you.
Mota, listen.
You're gonna use your E to dodge his W, good, and now you can kill him.
Damn it.
It's on.
What's that name?
Okay, GenC, you're gonna have to fight this, all 10 and go.
All 10 and go, now, now, now.
Oh.
Baron, Baron, Baron.
Nice to see you.
Ah, this is so fucking stupid, man.
fucking dog shit fucking player just fad fucking garen oh my god it's every
fucking game do not play league if your IQ is 40 do not play top lane
seeds bot lane seeds top lane seeds just go neutral oh my god
Okay, do I just go mid right now?
Jinxie, I wanted to buy experimental hex bar as her next item.
And yeah, so at this point in the game, I'm serious when I say this, if you guys can find
Garen alone, he dies.
Jinxie has the items to kill him.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, fucking right.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
So what do we do about mid right now?
They're double pushing mid.
Yeah, so guys, try to go mid.
Try to go mid here.
Muto, you're gonna be here.
Jynxid do not engage, you're just waiting for your team, you're going to kill the minions when they walk up.
I know, because of the Malphite's brain dead, I already know.
I literally watched the Malphite int the game.
Bro, do I just die every time? No matter what happens?
Yes, they're fed, because our Malphite's still up, shit.
It's all this shitty game it is.
So now Jynxid, push mid again, push mid again, keep walking mid, keep walking mid.
If you see anybody, you walk away, okay?
They're all three bottom, all three bottom, all three bottom, all three bottom.
PUSH MED PUSH MED PUSH MED
Yeah I know I know I'm just saying off the box
Okay, so now Jinx is on bot, let's see what's going on there
Okay you're gonna go for this
Oh god
I have to shut down the garen
I'm gonna have to say no to FF, I'm gonna say no
Is the garen around here? Jinx is the garen around here
No, he's gonna already be back to polyhp
Coach what do I do?
Okay, yeah go bot go bot go bot go bot wait for your blitzcrank your blitzcrank see if you can start fight now
Muta if you can get a big ult
Then you look for it, but wait for blitzcrank first
Where is this guy?
Okay, try to fight jinx you going going jinx you go going
Why is they go out?
are you trying to run away? run away run away
why is Vigar allowed to just like be invincible?
what?
are you ready to hold on? maybe you can fight this
I am
and then I'll back up I do not know
oh god
nice!
not bad
okay listen listen
If we can get some more shutdowns like that, the game is winnable.
Jinx, I want you to right click on your experimental hex plate here.
Oh, I'm missing CS by just going everywhere.
Like, where do I go?
Do I do top?
We need Teamfight or we're gonna lose?
If we don't Teamfight, we're gonna lose.
Yeah, so right now, Mota, this is the iron situation.
Iron situation is that most of the time there's fighting going on all the time, so you need
to be able to quickly assess the minimap.
And like here, for example, you should be like, I'm gonna shove in mid, and then afterwards
I'm gonna go top.
Like, that should be in your brain.
So after you shove this in mid, then you go top.
And then you can look for a kill on the ash.
But you need to have the confidence to just insult on the ash.
Like don't walk through lane, walk through the jungle.
Through the jungle.
Through the jungle.
If you're hidden, then you can kill her.
So I just start with my E?
No, no, no.
You start with your R. Because the thing is,
if you start with your E and she flashes away,
then you're just that.
So try to get your R on her.
R. R. R. Nice!
There.
Can I push mid?
Yes.
Yes.
Now Jinx, you push mid.
So now Jinx, you're gonna push mid. Moodle, I'm gonna want you to push another wave top.
And then afterwards you guys are gonna go for the Baron.
So we take this as well.
Okay, okay, so after I push for this wave, I go up to Baron.
Exactly, exactly. So Jinx, take this wave as fast as you can and then go to the Baron.
Try to ignore them. Walk through the jungle. Walk through the jungle so you can get to the Baron now.
To the Baron now, Jinx.
Oh, one more question, Mark Ping. I swear to God. God is my witness.
I will beat you up.
No, no, no. Walk towards him.
Okay, Jinxie. Oh, this could be bad. Okay, so you're gonna have to play back here. Play back here?
Yeah, you can't play this. Wait, wait, go for it. Go for the garen. If he chases, go for him. Go for him.
Are you? Yes? Nice! Nice! Okay, go for more! Go for more! Flash up with the more! Kill the more!
Gunner! Flash up with the more! Kill the more! Gunner! Now Q! Q! Nice!
Use the fucking team! Use the fucking team!
Useless fucking team mouth bite never play video games again, please God never play video games again
You fed the garen and put us into this hell
useless fucking team
Okay
Okay, so now you need to just keep chopping out mid when the super minions are spawning you always have to shove all the super minion waves
So James say your next item here is gonna be
I want you to buy titanic Hydra
I'm gonna undo death stance for now no no no yeah well you didn't buy death
stance yeah that one so for the Giants belt like the 900
whole thing yep get that yeah so Jinx I want you buying elixir vine and then
watch the Baron buy elixir vine and then buy elixir vine and then walk around
yes you are you are you are so now you're gonna have to make your way up to
Muda so Jinx see get the red buff Muda I want you to take the red buff that
spawns from Jinx's right now drone on the Baron drone on the Baron they're on it
I want to see it drunk. Okay, you guys are gonna have to fight this here and you can
Jynx, what do we have to fight? There's no garen. There's a garen behind us. Okay, focus the gun first. Kill the gun first. Kill the gun first. Go. On the gun. Yep, this is good.
I'm just instant dead, bro. I'm just instant dead. There's nothing I can do. I just die.
Okay.
I just fucking die!
So Mura the thing is that we need you to set up your alt for CC the problem right now
Is that you're using your E to maximize your R damage?
But in cases like that if you just straight up alt right then you can actually CC the Garen so that he dies
And then you turn on the rest of them the problem was that because you didn't alt
He was able to get close enough to seem that big R spawn cage
And then he built just like instantly but if you instantly would have turned on the Garen
Then he would have died and you could have actually done something there coach. What should I buy coach?
well now you're gonna keep buying the titanic hydro so you don't have to buy
anything right now you're gonna be sitting on a lot of gold so now I want
you guys to say five minute just say five minute and just try to group five
minute because if your brain dead mouth fight else one time there might be a
chance you could do something is that Marlin I actually got Marlin I'm not
kidding is that Marlin it could be like he's playing from grease on
500 ping right now
Does he actually have fucking 500 ping?
So how do I hit my across the world for something? I don't get it. Yeah, that's a shalt
So I shalt this global so Jinxie you're gonna have to look towards mid soon
I want you to all kill the Morgana all day. I don't know my
Towards me, and I was gonna all kill the Morgana. I'm getting fight to Garen now. What's that?
Yeah, it's coming bro, like...
Uh, you probably have to go in here.
Yep, missed the point.
Uh, focus on Morgana, try to run away.
Yeah.
Unironically, the problem with this game right now
is that the enemy team is literally just all 20 kills
and you guys are playing this game
unironically to v5.
Like, your misfortune is fed but she's not doing anything.
your blitzcrank safek and your mouth fight is too but there's a chance that
they can still throw I just don't get coach I don't get what the next
objective is is it just winning teamfights do I go against CS do I like so at this
stage mood up mood of what it's about right now is you just want to shove out
waves and look for fights that look favorable for you okay okay I see because
at this point you really can't do much like it's really just like Garen has 20
kills like no amount of like coaching or trying to tell you guys what to do is
gonna change the fact that a 20 kill garen is gonna walk up to drop his dick
in your face and then you die instantly right
so I'll try for this here good so no jinx yeah I want you to alter and look
for this go for this
I know you have to back up. You're gonna die here.
All the minions for life seal?
I don't do a minion. I don't do-
Alright, give me up. Give me up.
I have to have again. I have to have again. I have to have again. Get me out of here.
Not yet. Listen, listen, listen. There's still-
Why? We're just stop the bleeding after some time. Stop the bleeding.
Yeah, bring that alpha to Fed again. That's all that happened. I can't do this shit.
Muda, try to back up here.
I'm dead when I saw him warming up at the start of the game.
Okay, go for this, go for this, go for this.
Kill the garen, please kill the garen, please kill the garen!
I'm dead!
Flashbrick, flashbrick!
Q again?
Muda, how is he not dead?
Like, how the fuck is he not dead?
I just...
Okay, now listen, I have good news for you guys.
But Muda, I do not want you to get that sense.
You need to buy Lord Dominik's regards here.
Bro, what's the drag with diamonds? I've been buying that since. Fuck, what do I do? I've been buying it.
Yeah, yeah, but it's fine. You only spend 250 gold on components that you can reuse.
So if you just sell your glowing moats like at last, I mean you're in. I'm pretty sure you can get it.
So now guys, listen. There's good news. The good news is that there are a lot of super minions in the game.
I know guys can funnel gold into you snow just I'm not to fight mood up mood up
Jinx you try to heal try to heal in comps and if you walk up here
Like I mean like what is happening
I can't fight this one.
Okay.
Oh my god, how can I get my hands on this Malfight in-game?
You might be able to go for a hero play here.
Focus someone, Ghana.
Oh.
He's next to me.
Oh, this Malfight.
Oh my god, I just want to get my hands on him in-game.
I had fucking Marlin on my team.
I feel like I did everything right that game.
Uh, Miho.
Miho.
You can't say that.
You can't say that sentence.
You're not allowed to say that sentence.
I understand.
I understand.
I understand.
I understand.
I understand.
But like, it's just like, I don't understand.
Like, like, is it, is the guy like, I don't understand.
I don't understand what happened that game.
Okay, tell me what went wrong from point A to point B that game. Okay, do you want the real answer?
Yeah, I don't want no sugarcoated bullshit like what actually fucking like I need to learn the mechanics
You're your mechanics the problem is that your mechanics are not at a level right now
Where you were able to actually win the fights that you were going for so as a result
You're going in for plays that could have been wins
But because you didn't play it properly it ended up being fucked so you lost the fights
And then when you keep losing fights over and over again because either it's misplay or it's you're not dodging skill shots
Or it's at the end me signing their abilities, right?
Then over time you just get so weak that you can't do anything if you were six items that game you can carry
But you weren't six items because you weren't getting hit by it. You were getting hit by all the abilities. Is that makes sense? Yes
So, what could have we have done differently to win this game.
I'm out.
I could have not.
Cool. Let me think about my.
What's great going on 11 by the way, is that like a support? What is what is
what is what is where so basically he's just a perm a cock for the rest of his
the rest of his life. So he's, I mean, I guess they're supposed to not do anything. Uh, the problem
was Mouthite fed Garen and then Garen ran around to every lane and then basically just opened our
assholes. They got that to Garen like seven times. Yeah, because essentially back in iron. So I'm
listen, listen, Jinxie, if you win one game, you're back to your peak. You're fine. You're not
not going to be an iron because yes you're on a three game lost streak but
don't forget one of those losses was the game that was like this your LP loss so
it's like technically you only lost two games right so if you win one game
because your P games are higher than your LP losses then you're only down like
10 LP if you win two games you're actually up LP even though you're even on
the day so far does that make sense here's the thing like Muda I love playing
with you but we can't win like I'm sorry this happens every game we've played three games
don't test this game is so shit we played three games we had an oh and 11 support and a mouth
fight and fed garen and then into the fuck out of the game the game before that we had an oh and
six bot lane who left the game the game before that we had an oh and nine Caitlyn top lane every
game we're getting instant like I want to do oq but we get into every game like so like I'm only dying
and fed players let me show you guys something i want you guys to look at my
you can't win we can't win we can't win guys look at my they're like every game
does a fucking enter in one of the lanes jimsy open my screen on discord i need
to show you something important are you looking yeah i'm looking i'm looking
okay let me show you guys something so right now these are the games you guys
played right yeah go go to every game please god go to every game
So in the first game that you guys played in the first game, your top laner was literally
I ran for a zero LP with a 43% one rate over 600 games.
So and the craziest thing is that he, he's not even do out.
He wasn't even dual queue with anyone.
He was going to go over nine and one and 14 back to back.
Yeah.
Wait, is that, wait, oh my God, that's real.
This is who's on our team, Iron 4-0.
Yes, this was your top laner that went 0-1-9.
So if we keep doing we're just going to keep getting like NPCs on our team?
But it doesn't stop there, okay?
In the second game where it was the remake, right?
These were your guys's three teammates this game.
The first one was a 43% rate Iron 2 player.
Then you had a 41% win rate, 20% win rate, you're a sauna player, all right?
Look at the scores.
And then you had Booty Popper, right?
Who was unironically a decent performer with this win rate, okay?
So now-
So none of our teammates have losing win rates because we're duo queue.
Yes.
And then I want you to look at this.
Okay.
In the game you just played, right?
Their Malfight was 45% win rate, Malfight Mousar player.
He was the Kram-Dut-Dut Kram, 45%?
Oh my god.
Wow, what a god.
Then your ADC didn't do that bad, and your support was this guy.
Now the craziest thing about this game is that the enemy Galen that dropped 25 kills
was Iron 4-0 LB with a 39% win rate.
Any sense and every other game this guy ends on ADC every other game
But on against you guys he decided to first time garen and jump 25 kills
So so smurf what like that's right smurf right? I mean, what are we supposed to do?
So it's it's one of two things. Okay. It's a yes. It could be a smurf, but there's another
Actual reasoning behind why this happened. So let me introduce you guys the ride games time machine. Okay
Riot Games actually has a time machine and they use it.
Is it also because Muda can't use Yone?
I'm not even drooled. I'm not even drooled.
Is it also because Muda can't use Yone?
Well, yes and no.
Because the thing is that Muda needs to go for like these big engages,
but the problem is that that game, the enemy comp is literally just strong as fuck.
Like it's hard as fuck to play into this, especially when your team is AFK.
So listen, let me explain that to you guys.
Wait, what do you say anything though? Before you say anything.
So this guy is Iron 4-0 LP, lost every single game, never went Garen in his entire life,
and the first game against us, when he's Iron 4-0 LP, locks Garen with the first time in years,
and drops 23 and 6 against us, and he's completely obliterated and fucks us.
And the greatest thing about it is the fact that this guy has been playing since season
13 split two.
He has literally been iron for over three years now.
And his best ever performance is when he was first timing Garen against you.
So what is the probability of him being this one?
But that's not possible.
You can't first time a champion and go 23 and 6.
So exactly.
Well, he did.
He did it.
Like, but it's not him.
Like the ending.
I'm telling you, I was watching how he plays, he's not anything above like an Iron Garen player, I'm telling you, but it's because of the Riot Games time machine, so let me explain it.
Riot Games has a time machine where they're able to actually know when players are going to end, when they're going to randomly first time in 1v9, or when they're going to randomly first time in Insoluz, and that is how they are able to constantly maintain a 50% rate, because the thing is that they know the future in advance.
advance so ride games this game knew that even though it's this guy's first
game in seven hours and he hasn't played any games at all today that he was
gonna one behind this game first game back after work after his nine to five
he comes back first game first time garen they knew he would one be nine
because of the ride game so I'm a Karen was as any player never so he's
working Muda he's not smurfing bro his gameplay was ass I was watching but it's
It's because of the right games time machine, bro.
You're telling me there's a riot games time machine like, like, no, no, no, seriously.
Like,
What does it fucking mean?
I'll tell you guys.
No, I will go like, let me put this in, let me put this in Rainbow Six Siege terms.
Yo, Jixie, this guy plays doc every game goes quadruple negative every single game, locks
an ash in those 30 kills and never ever played ash.
It's the first game in eight hours, and it's against you is he smurfing or didn't get
Time machine
Listen, listen, I know I guys I know I sound crazy, but please listen to me
Please listen because the thing is that if you've been playing League of Legends for years, you know, this is true
Sometimes there's going to be a 99% rate smurf that gets on your team and he randomly first time something and ends
Other times there's going to be a 30% iron player that's going to randomly first time something and 1v9
It is not a smurf guys. I am telling you it is a ride games time machine
Sometimes you're gonna have a guy that one tricks mouth fight. He only plays mouth fight on your team for no reason
Everyone four games in a row. He's gonna first time just on the top. It literally happens
Riot Games has a time machine.
You're telling me there's a god damn time machine, bro.
Like, Jynxy, Jynxy.
You want me to buy into this, like, because I'll buy into it.
I mean, but you really want me to buy into it.
Yes, Jynxy.
There's a time machine.
Jynxy, on my life, on my life, on my life, there's a Riot Games time machine.
I swear to God.
Like, I'm not making this shit up.
I swear to you.
They have a time machine where they're able to literally predict and know when players
first time and int and do all this shit and then they get on your team. Like Jinxi, you're gonna
have a guy on a 10 game win streak. He's a 99.9% rate smurf. He only plays atrox top on your team
for no reason. He is gonna first time something and int. It is the right games time machine.
I promise you bro. It's literally not even a joke. Everybody that plays League of Legends can
Like a vouch for this. I swear to God.
All right, bro, but also the time machine,
but also the time I don't know what this like, Muda, if we like, bro,
Muda, I want to keep playing with you, but we just keep having 0 and 10 laners.
Like, I don't even find like we don't even have a chance to win.
Okay. Can I tell you guys how do I get to level 29?
I want to listen to me because I think right now there is a chance for you guys to do and
win.
I think there is, but it would require Muda doing something that he's never done before.
Please get off, Yohan.
Please, Muda.
No, that's not what I was going to say, actually.
What I was going to say is Muda needs to switch from mid to top because the problem with midline
is that everybody goes mid.
So even when Muda manages to win his lane or whatever the fuck, he's just going to play against a cocksucker mage that wave clears the wave and doesn't allow him to kill many ways.
And because Muda doesn't have in-depth understanding on how to solo kill all these matchups, he would unironically be better off going top lane where he could just drop 20 kills a game every single game and win.
Do you understand?
So, top lane is easier for Muda. It's easier for him.
Top lane, listen, top lane is a much more mechanical role.
It doesn't require you to do anything except just brute force and me top laner down.
So unironically, yes, Muda can play Akali or Jung top lane and he, like, listen, he
has no excuse because top lane champs fight to the death.
So as long as he plays well, he can just stomp 20 kills a game.
It's like he's going to be the 25 kill Garen, do you understand?
I get it but like what do we do about the fucking time machine like we've got an
instant every game like I'm gonna play duos but I can't play duos so what the fuck no
no you listen to me when I play solo off-stream my team is competent human
beings no one's ever overnight that doesn't even happen I do over the mood up
My top and bot lanes combined KD is 5 and 60 in three games.
I can't gank top because the enemy top is level 30.
I can't take bot because the enemy's motor is level 36.
What the fuck do I gank?
What?
I have the highest CS in lobby every game.
I'm putting my heart into this shit.
What do I do about the time machine?
Please help! Please stop that! Help!
I'm going to help you listen to me.
The time machine is a spiritual concept.
So the only way that we can actually, I'll play the time machine,
is if we pretend to have sex with it in its mouth while we queue up.
I'll do it right now. I'll do it right now.
Yes, so let me explain it, okay? Let me explain it.
I'm going to turn on my camera for a second so you guys can see
What you're gonna have to do, okay?
Jamesy, do you see my screen?
Yeah, you're full cam, yeah.
So, the only way to output the time machine, listen to me.
The time machine's virtual concept, if we want to play it, we all have to sit there and channel our energy together to fuck it away from giving us shit teams.
So what you're gonna do is you're gonna put your hands like this, right?
Everyone like this?
And now, now, now!
He's doing it, he's doing it.
And then while we're chewing we're gonna have to like have our eyes roll in the back of our head
And then just start fucking the air does that make sense?
Okay, good now chew up
Okay guys keep going keep going so now listen we need to start chanting okay listen everyone repeat after me
Okay, now keep repeating it time machine time machine go away
Okay, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you. Why the fuck why the fuck are you man? I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
Who know why are you man? Why the fuck are you man? Why the fuck are you man? Okay?
I'll ask Garen here, I'll ask him to the top left.
No, no, Muda, stop!
You cannot ask him for top.
If you ask him for top, the ritual falls apart
because the ritual relied on us making sure that we got the lobby we got.
So even though you're mid lane, this is your chance to perform.
Do you understand?
Yes, I agree coach, I agree.
Muda, I understand.
Can I get my coach in here bro?
Wait, should we do a jing-si? Two challenger coaches.
Yes, that says, watch me like a hawk, humza, watch Muda like a hawk.
Okay, let's do it.
If we lose again, I'm gonna kill myself!
Okay.
I'm gonna kill myself!
In game, in game.
I'm not a humza.
In game, I'm gonna go for it.
Okay, let's do it, let's do it.
Okay, so this is what I think we're gonna have to do.
I'll wait until Humza's in the call, and then we'll be able to actually do it.
Also guys, just so you're aware, every time before Faker goes into Worlds Finals, he does
the ritual.
Does he do that?
On God.
Moira get him to join now!
I added him, I added him on Discord, I added him on Discord.
Okay, so listen this we're gonna do Hums
James, Muda, share your screen.
So Hums, how it's going to work is I'm going to coach Jensi at the same time as you coach
Muda.
Even if we talk over each other, it's going to be able to allow them to learn multitasking.
Do you understand?
At the same time.
So when you're speaking, I speak too.
Well, if you have something to say, but it's like we need to talk over each other because
there's a lot of information.
I'm sorry. They're not gonna listen to what the fuck we're saying. Listen to me. Muda is a disaster of a player
He's a lighting trainwreck on fire and you need to fix it. Okay. No, no
He's a positive on going in 10 hours. You need to play. No, he's good. No, he's good. I swear
Never like you a jingsy jingsy is the opponent of Kim Jong-un in North Korea
He does not suck.
Dante's going to be going, I watched that game.
No, no, no, your coach, he was grieving my students.
Hums, Hums, you're a straight setting base for five minutes.
No, no, no, you're not going to be one in here.
I'm here now.
Moodle was playing good against that Zin Zhao.
You thought he was a better number one.
Yeah, and he was.
No way.
That worked.
Can you see my screen, guys?
Can you see my screen?
Oh, yes, I can see your screen.
Okay, Moodle, listen, Moodle, listen.
You're against it.
Okay, I don't have that I don't know what to do, but I don't have that
BAAAAH!
If you're getting sniped Liana, that's dead of you.
No no no, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry.
Okay, we'll get it.
Listen, no no.
Calm down...
Oh my gosh.
Dammit!
Okay.
The knife didn't ever end!
Mota, listen.
You've been q3 positive all the time.
Don't fucking laugh!
Hans, this is serious!
Hans, don't fucking laughing!
This is serious!
Bro!
Oh my god, Jamesy, Jamesy.
I'm not like y'all were stimulating me.
Jamesy, why did you level W?
Shut up!
cuz I'm overstimulating because I'm doesn't have a delay in the oldest
typing and all that about who's got him so I know the other stream sniping and
he's probably a spur and I want to die okay no mood up that was dog shit okay
wait wait that's why here's no flash okay jakey mid lane does not have any
flash my student doesn't gang before the full clear it's his fucking resources
Yes, dude, he's a gank mid, they're middle of the house, no-
Oh, no, no!
Dude, I can fend for himself!
Jynxie, you fucking folk here!
Don't allow anybody to tell you I can fend for him!
I think it's just the worst idea we could have done!
Mora, Mora, Lysa, Lysa, brother Lysa, stop hitting the way-
Don't get, Jynxie, I'll beat the shit out of you if you can't.
No, I'm looking, Jynxie, I'm looking at you, bro.
Mora, Mora, get Q3, get Q3, you can all get in, you have no flash, okay?
So, Jynxie, do not flash on him, just look for Q3 outside of the way.
Jinxie, what we're gonna need, you're gonna folk here.
After the folk here, we're gonna have to look on the barcrop, okay?
Don't just do it from far away in Narnia.
Walk up.
Don't be afraid, like, if you guys are talking at the same time, it's fine.
I'm only listening to Don't Test and you're just listening to Don't Test.
Okay, gotcha, gotcha.
Alright, perfect.
Okay, so Jinxie, what are you gonna do?
You're gonna have to play for the box.
After the box, you need to look on the blue into Gromp.
Blue Gromp, and then afterwards, you're gonna play on the barcrop.
Hit the wave, don't be scared.
Let's do nothing.
Yep, keep kiting, you're doing good.
Now Jinxie, don't forget to W auto reset.
You need to crash it.
This is good, this is good.
Okay, don't hit it.
Do not hit it.
No, Jinxie.
Jinxie, don't put the gromp and then start.
Jinxie, get the gromp and then start droning mid and bot.
We need to see if there's a good play going on.
No, no, there's nothing missing, there's nothing in right now.
Jinxie!
Stop fucking laughing!
And you laugh again, I'm gonna kill you!
Alright, so now Jinxie, play for the gromp.
After the gromp, you need to work on the barred crab.
No
Okay, let's see if mooters winning mine, let's see if promise is doing a job. He's winning. He's winning. Don't worry. He's winning
Okay, it's a dream drunk bud drunk bud. Jinxie there could be a bug gang. No, no, okay
So, no, okay now
Jinxie walk it jinxie walk med walk med look for double crab
and the
Jinsi Jinsi get that get the cannon
Jinsi the cannon
Don't make it
What are you doing Jinsi?
What is this?
What are you doing?
Why are you in my way?
You fucking motherfucker fuck you
I don't want to see you
I am the best of you
I am the best of you
My life is important to you
How do I report this motherfucker?
How do I report this motherfucker?
It's father f**ker!
I'm the only one who thinks I'm father f**ker!
You should've waited! Press time for the warning! Press time for the warning!
We're gonna do now, Jinxie, as you're gonna look for this, I'll give our full clear on it.
This is good. Now don't forget to use the key!
Stop thinking the way! This is bad!
Team staffs are causing!
Yo, yo, Hunza, Hunza, I'm gonna be honest, if you're such a bad coach that Jinxie kicking three minions ruins your student's sight, then you gotta do a better job, bro.
You lost all my 3s, you sufferin'!
Aslan 101 he has no reason to get to no flash vagar
Walk up and he can all in now. He can't do that. Hums listen to me. He is my vessel bro
He needs those resources. He's gonna carry this shit
Listen to me like a fool out there. No, no listen. It's good. You motherfucker. You motherfucker
Okay, so my
Listen, Jinx said you're welcome.
Tom, you're welcome.
You're welcome.
Say sorry.
I'm reporting.
Motherfucker.
You're welcome.
I'm reporting.
Because I need the gold so I can carry in about 10 minutes.
Exactly.
Yes.
So now what are we going to do?
Jinx, play.
After you play for the wolves, you're going to look for the gromp.
Okay?
Okay.
Good, good, good.
So Jinx, I wanted to listen to this.
It's not up for another minute.
There's a pro player named Chovy that steals all the jungler's camps.
You're like the reverse Chovy.
You're the jungle that takes his winners minions does that make sense? Yeah, no, no, JC. Stop listening to that
Okay, so now JC smite the grump. Yes always take the waves your team is useless and you need to carry
Okay, we'll keep this here. We can play for JC gate. Okay, so now after this get the crab
Move up rotate your crab. Hums get motivated rotate the crab
Bro, yes, I need that command. I said move up. Do not rotate. Do not rotate. Okay, JC
If your team doesn't help you on crab then you help him push out midway cuz obviously needs help with the priority
Okay, so now Jynxy jump in okay, those are a lot of juicy minions
Okay
This is good
This is good. This is good because now Jinxie
Listen to me. You're in such a better state. No cracking sir. Cracking sir. So now Jinxie don't forget
You're super ahead of the Warwick now. You have all the resources
Because your mid laner is getting you some of those
I'm gonna drag you somewhere
Yes, yes talk to my fucker
No, go right, go right
Take his red buff now
Okay, Jengzee, Jengzee
You might have to smite your red buff
Because Muda might try creeping you Jengzee
Wait, you just smite?
He has smite, he has smite
Okay, so now Jengzee
Because Hums was telling Muda to steal your red buff
We're gonna want to get Muda's cannon soon
Because so far we've only gotten his casterman in
He's gots in his casters minions, do you understand?
Yes, yes.
No freeze double, no freeze double, just put it in.
Okay.
So, so now, ironically, the reason why this is good is because we're forcing Huns to
do good coaching, because now Huns is not freezing anymore, so we ask priority.
So this is good.
We're forcing our teammates to actually play the game properly.
Got it.
Get the turret, get the turret.
Our lane is roaming now.
Okay.
No, no, there's no point in eating like that, because he's top, but you get the wave.
You can get the wave as well.
True, true.
Your lane is wrong you have to look just do something okay, so now Jinxie you're gonna want to go for the Raptors after Raptors boss
I fear and then dragon
Alright, this is good. No, no Jinxie look at what's happening mid lane. You've cultivated your mid laner's brain
Yeah, I should give you priority. Oh, you know go go for wolves. This is good. See Jinxie now your mid laner can always move
So you see that? You're CS-smogging your midlaner. That's why I need to take his resources because you can't even farm right?
I can't move a U.S.A. ahead, brother. Don't worry. You're still ahead.
Jynxy, Jynxy, do you hear my voice, you motherfucker?
I'm gonna make sure you get bad!
You got it. It cuts large, right?
It cuts large, right?
Listen, listen. Jynxy, it's not bannable to make your team win the game by taking their resources.
It was- it belongs to you, bro.
I know.
You don't even know what these waves-
Exactly, so now Jinxie look I want you to understand that you're literally like you're literally like the game boss
You just dictated the state of the game. I know everybody is playing by your conditions
Yeah, you are the final boss right now. Do you understand that? Yes?
Exactly, so now get get the crowd and not forget the dragon mood. I if you don't rotate to the dragon
Jinx is gonna steal your way. This is fine. Thank you. I will steal your way
No, no, go Jynxy, we're gonna hold Moodus waves cross-stages.
Ooooo, gotta be quick, gotta be quick.
Okay, so now Jynxy, after you finish this dragon, we're gonna want to look for another
placing, okay?
So just a dragon?
Okay, I'm gonna need to hub over mid.
Hub over mid.
I'm gonna need to look for an E over the wall.
Hub for E over the wall on the big arm.
What the fuck was that?
Keep hitting, this is good, this is good.
Okay, so now Jensy, I want you to, oh no.
Okay nice, nice, nice.
So now you're gonna back off recall.
We don't wanna take our mid laner's wave
because we wanna stalk home's syndrome him
and to actually play for us.
So whenever he does good, he earns his wave.
But when he does-
You're a dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog!
Muda, muda, muda.
Muda, muda, muda, muda, muda, muda, muda, muda, muda, muda, muda.
Run it, run it, run it.
You might have, you might have asked.
I did not teach him that one-eyed it is not I should I did you that mood it into mood it into no yep
So so listen hums that's a reason hum hums that's the reason why Jinx he needs mood as yes
Do you understand now? Yeah, no
You guys made him lose CS that he just wanted to go in because he's homies. No, no hums. That's not
Bullshit gameplay, you know it was bad
You know what my student right there
So you know what this is going to do?
Jinxy! Jinxy, we need to mentally manipulate Mooden so playing better.
So, after these wrappers take his midway, he's gonna learn that if he ever dies, he doesn't get any waves.
Do you understand?
Yes, yes.
Yes! Exactly, good.
So now take the midway.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He needs this wave! Wait, Jinxy!
Let's watch, we need to work as a team!
Jinxy, take it!
He needs the wave!
Perfect, this is good.
This is exactly what we need right now.
He's your team, Jinxy!
Alright, there you go.
No, no!
I'm gonna die next time in the way that yours, you inferior player!
To be honest, Muta, you deserve that.
Exactly. See?
Jinxie, that's two challenges of care, saying that you did the right thing.
Boom.
If you did it to four people, I don't know how to fuck you just did that.
I don't know why you did that.
Okay, so now this is what we're gonna have to do, okay?
Jinxie, I want to take the grump.
After the grump, we're gonna look.
Muta, you have one chance. I'll shoot the vagar.
Look for a trade. He's playing very safe.
very safe you want to play aggressive oh okay yep yep yep so now uh jing see get out of
my ear bro please I should like so shit today coach what the fuck are you saying
so now jing see jing see jing see let the car let him walk into the turret how well your day
eq me's on your turret like okay no he was outside the turret you want to see the tires
hums are you walking hums does your student deserve this next midway yes or no he deserves it he
You get punished a lot
Jhin see there's a cannon
Get the cannon and get out
Okay that's fine
Run top, run top, run top
Well no, go to that fight
This is free
Fight for yourself
Now you can go, now you can go
Go, go, go, go, look top
Okay
You gotta run, you gotta run
Flashway, flashway, flashway
You can ult, ult
Oh
What are you dog shit, bitch? Why were you so late to the fight? Why were you late?
God I hate you. I hate you so fucking much. We're not we can't win a game because you're useless
He had to take a turn plate
I was not my client for-
You were taking my fucking waves, you psychotic muckers.
Okay, no, so, GenC, GenC, GenC, I want you to understand, I want you to understand how greedy Muda is.
I can't hear you over all the CS. I can't hear you over all the CS.
Yeah, exactly, yeah, I can't hear you over all the CS.
GenC, GenC, GenC, GenC, GenC.
I have to find- GenC, don't let them gas on your dad for-
Your midlaner is up 20 CS and he's crying because he doesn't have more.
more listen to how greedy mood is even though he's got 20 farms he wants to be
up more that's why you you deserve to take more this yes if he's gonna be
greedy you're gonna teach him to be humble got it that makes sense yes sir I
am your best if he walks up with your coach he's challenge during your iron
Shut the fuck up. Yeah
Okay, so now so now Jamesy you're gonna play for the the Raptors and finish your bot side clear second dragon is coming up
If Muda doesn't rotate, what do we do to his way?
Hey, Hums he better rotate or else that way is gonna be Jamesy's
All right, good it good. That's the thing. It's like there you go
okay so now listen you're going wolves into blue then grump then after we're
gonna want to play on the job on Raptors oh you're not bored never mind just
okay just try to try to uh show this way fast look for dragon food okay but
you're gonna both soon I think get this way they have work all right this is good
don't miss go we're not miss a goal no hums so help me god it's mood of fucking
recalls with ten seconds before dragon he loses three waves call me call me call me
No, no
fucking die jc fucking here okay jinxie jinxie i want you to walk mid so i
the way is canon then go dragon after no no no i can't look at warwick look at
warwick okay okay okay all right you gotta crash away
muda you gotta crash it first any help anybody else
cook muda muda yeah what the fuck what the fuck
what up where are you where are you uh jinxie right after walk up the warwick
Flash way, flash way, flash way, W.
E, E, E, Ignite, Ignite, Ignite.
Down, there you go.
There you go.
Y'all just E. You just E. You just E.
You want damage.
I just killed two.
I just killed two.
That was not bad. Look, your team is going to clean up here.
Hold up.
Yes, team. Yes.
There you go.
Okay, nice.
Yeah
Jingsy go to your crugs
I want you to understand that none of this would have been possible if Muda got all his mid lanes
Yes, those are her before we need to force him to be a carnivore for gonna win these games
Listen in team fights like that. You want to rotate faster, but also don't hit their support
You can hit that war again. He wants to save them. Okay
So now Jinxie get the the quads and after quads are you saying if he would have fought warwick
I'd be alive right now. Yep. If you roll
You'll be iron forever
Okay, so now James don't be broad motherfucker. Yeah
You'll get diamond in a month. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, and then I'll land on the fucking moon
Okay, so now listen Jinxie go for the Harold Mooda if you don't rotate
If you don't rotate your game, I'm gonna end your game.
If you rotate your game, I'm gonna end your fucking game.
I'm gonna end your game.
If you don't want to go, yep, you better go.
You're gonna get these things done.
You ugly motherfucker!
Shut up!
I'm gunning.
If you don't like playing games, you gotta listen at that point.
Cause he has a smite button.
Come here, come here, come here.
I don't eat your fucking game.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Let's make this a one for one trade.
Can you drop the hell mid after?
Hums Hums before we say anything. I want to say that it's pretty disgusting the way that you're that your suit and is acting
You should spank him as punishment. I'm gonna hear a man. I'm gonna hear a man. I'm gonna hear a man
He is being disobedient. Yes, so Hums starts spanking him. He deserves it
I won't I won't
He's doing fine, but he's just listen just listen to that mood up listen to Jinsen. He wants to make fun of play
You have to look can I kill this guy?
So listen, uh, Jinxie, you're gonna go Gromp after this, and then we're gonna either steal
mid wave or we're gonna go bot.
Okay, got it.
Okay.
Gromp, he can kill you man.
I doubt that's your evil and I love it, Gromp.
Let's go.
Bro, it's not evil, bro.
It's unnecessary.
I doubt this.
What do you think?
What do you think?
What do you think?
Go on the misfortune.
You're gonna want to ult on the misfortune.
Oh!
Okay, the Gromp.
Nice!
Nice!
Very good!
Very good!
Nice!
Nice!
back off back off very good right now you're gonna have to run away run away
run away the warwick is coming the work is coming so now you're just going to
recall yeah so just recall go for a red buff your teammates are you push my
top no push minute and look for rotations wait that's did he teach him
invading JC yeah he knows how to do everything bro
My student has Pio now, he has Plomo Pio, let's look for some aggressive players.
So Jinxie, what you're going to do now is you're going to go red and then you're going to enter the enemy jungle, okay?
Now Jinxie, what that means?
So Jinxie, while you're walking to their jungle, I want you to close your eyes and fantasize about fucking the enemy jungle and the throat.
So you're going to put both your hands on top of your public area and start thrusting now for the next 5 seconds.
Ahhhh!
Okay, so now Jinxie, now look on the wrappers.
with these they would be just overextending they didn't look for a
flank on you wait wait you might have to help him here
my student is dead he overextended
fuck mood up fuck mood up just put your
mood you're over extending I said stay with your jungler you're not listening
let's see
I'm so fucking worthless you're so fucking worthless
I'm gonna use your fucking worthless instant piece of shit
jinxie
I don't want to catch a fucking flight to Canada
and beat the shit out of you
Yep, good alt.
You kill Mood up, take kill.
Jinxy, you know how Mood up got the kill. He's fucking real fast.
Niiiiiiiice!
Take his wave 2, take his wave 2! Now take the next wave!
Jinxy, take the next wave!
Jinxy, take the next wave, then take the dragon.
Mood up doesn't deserve shit, he tried casting you.
So Mood up!
Yes, Mood up! Mood up solo dragon while Jinxy farm his bar.
Mood up, do dragon now.
Push away man, push away man, don't, don't, don't land taken.
Push away, yeah.
Yep, okay, so now you have to do everything up now. Go dragon. Yep. This is good
You could look good. Go drag it right into your game drag it right into your game drag it right into your game
Drag it right into your game. He doesn't you don't need it. You don't need it. Push the way no more
You play for yourself here
No, because you see them all on the map
Okay, so now recall this is good
Why are you flashing?
Okay, GenC, going on this, Q?
Oh no, you have AIDS.
What the fuck was that?
Yes!
Alright, perfect.
Perfectly.
Stole that.
Alright, now what do I get?
So GenC, wait, before you buy anything, I wanted to understand the difference in player between you and Muda.
I'm sitting here calling you God's gift to this earth because of how amazing you are.
And then Hums is telling Muda that he has cancer.
Think about it, guys.
I said he has aids, I said he has aids, he just flashed in place for nobody, I don't know
Jynxy, Jynxy, now let Muta know that you're reveling in your superiority
Talk down to him!
Muta, we both have challenger coaches, but you're flashing in place while I'm winning us the game
I have flashed, I have killed you
Yo wait, try my, Muta has more KB though
I have more KB, I have more KB
Okay, but Muta can farm for shit, Jynxy's out farming him, he's close
Muta, Muta got creeped, I got creeped
Okay, so now Barthas stillcaps, I stillcaps
I'm coming. Okay, what you're going to do is keep hitting the Baron. If you have to shoot
three up, try to hold it in case somebody tries to come. Hey, no, just hit it, Jinx.
just hit it. Ping it, ping it, ping it. Ping assistance now. Nice, this is good. Keep hitting it. This is
good. Number 1400. Then after you're going to want to play on the Scuttle Crab.
I'm going to save my Smite. I'm going to try the Scuttle and take you to get something out of you.
There you go. Out of here. This is good. You are reset now. Go, go, go, B, go, B, go, B and go
bot lane apply pressure on bot lane okay okay yeah take everything now you're
gonna play bot lane let your team is play top yes 3-1-1 or 4-0-1 okay yeah no
no don't recall go top go top after the ground top kill this guy this is free
nice take away take away remember if you're
They get to kill you deserve the weight okay now hit the turret hit the turret hit the turret
So I bring two people for you, okay, but you can fight
You're gonna try to run away try to run away
You
Don't be scared so Jinxie open up your shop you're gonna want to buy that's Dan says your next item
I can't hear you over that 60 CS difference. You are so ass
Well, the only thing mood is scaling into us the next game where he'll be able to give James even more waves
leaves. No, you're good. You're going to talk about folk and I'm playing the dragon.
Dragon is going to be up. Okay. Now, Jamesy, what are you and every game that you play?
Wait
You're the main character, bro
So the main character needs to get all the resources so if Muda's ever getting too many resources
We need to make sure that he spreads the fucking wealth am I right?
The drugs finish the folk there
push push push push push careful they're coming they're coming they're coming
but it's all really walk up walk up don't be scared
we're gonna win we're gonna win yeah you are so now Jin see right now
Luda is like the peasants turning the the the the real and getting you all
the forward so how do we congratulate our peasants when they make us wealthy
yeah keep pushing keep pushing yeah you're you're really strong yeah three
players here don't be there just mention pussy okay so Jing see over the
rest of our side and then afterwards you can all look out in the cabin to the
dragon
come on come on no no don't listen to him you need your fucking jungle camps
My car is on fire!
No, my car is on fire!
The game is already ending, you're so hitting the ball!
The game is only one!
Imagine if the game couldn't be ended, now Gromp is on fire!
The game is ending!
Easy as fuck!
Listen Moira, listen Moira,
he said I told you to stay bot, it's because you could end!
Yes, and we won that game!
You're not a pussy!
We won that game because of me!
Exactly!
What'd you say?
But, JX, you just 7k damage.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on, guys.
Everyone stop.
Damage.
Mooda.
Mooda.
You're already in the game.
Mooda.
Mooda.
Mooda.
I want you to read out the Garen's username.
Dead girl won't say.
Alright, report Garen.
You guys don't have to report that guy.
I'm not going to lie.
Jesus.
Alright, funny.
Why would I try to add him?
211, beat him.
211, beat him.
Yo, all I'm going to say is listen, Muda, you did really good at making sure that your
waves were nice and toasty for Jinxie when he made his way with lane.
So good shit for that.
Muda, you have to learn how to last hit.
Use your Q to last hit.
You do damage damage.
So what do you think about this?
Things I've learned today, things I've learned today, never being a call with Jinxie and
Don't just alone you will end up your pants down and getting killed by both sides
Second of all
Buy a fucking flight to florida and burn this motherfucker's pc down
For taking my mid lane your cf time your cf
Yo
In your presence on this on summoner's rift i'm the greatest jungler you understand if you ever take the mid lane again
ever ever ever again I am going to light your turtle crab on fire
I'm gonna make something good for you. Yo. I won the entire game!
It never spawned my mid first time you're crab.
Muda just shut the fuck up for one second. Okay thank you.
So Muda, I am not a human being. I am not a person. I don't have a heart or emotions.
I have a piece of shit discussing League of Legends Master Yi player and I play
I listen to anything my coach says, why are you my coach is a discussing piece of shit
with which to hide his mic in the game.
So if my discussing piece of shit coach who plays 25 hours a day, got challenger, needs
time for me to take your weight, I'm going to take your fucking weight.
You can go fuck yourself and I am his vessel.
Okay, Mora, now this is where you listen to your coach.
That's fast.
If your jungler takes your weight, you follow him for the rest of the game and his jungler
can't just try to last it every day.
Okay, so now, Janksy, Janksy, this is where I give you advice.
he does that you contact julevin
got it, got it, got it, got it
alright
julevin put it in the bottom
he's abusing his power
this guy is a celerain
if he comes to your lane and smites it
that's also banable, okay
you just follow his camps
mutha, all i'm gonna say is you must have not read the
fine prince bro, when you queue up for a game with jingxi
you agree to the fact that your minions
belong to him, so if you don't like it bro
all you gotta do is not queue up
The second you press Q up you agree to those terms and conditions and standard rates definitely do apply
So thanks for the cannon. What is the absolute fuck is wrong with you, too?
But you guys are sick in the head
Yeah, welcome to the car. I'm sick in the fucking head. Yeah
We're here seven days a week from fucking five
I'm hiding I'm hiding I'm hiding on stream
I just I just I just read yeah 30 second delay. No, we don't need to hide
So you need to hide in the high Christmas black hide. I'll hide it. Don't worry. Yo, also, uh, I'm actually serious
You ever take my mid lane ever again? I swear to God. I'm following with all your what are you're gonna be there?
Gonna be a second minion pet. Okay. Yo, yo, I'm gonna say is two lovins on speed dial. Good luck
But now what's up?
Again, you have to follow him. Okay. You have to do that. It's just you have to put your foot down
Don't let them keep taking your way. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. This is where you turn the page
I will like this entire game. Yeah, if you ever come in. Yeah, you understand me
Do you understand me? No, I'm you know, I'm gonna say is if you do that clear
Yeah, you even think about touching my red or blue ball. Fuck it. Don't take his way
And don't take my way motherfucker. Do you want to see my fuck? I will give him to get on the phone
Don't touch my fucking pants bro. I am I am
Decompletion about that. Okay. That's what do you think daddy Warwick or ye? What do you think?
I think we need to hit him with the Warwick special this game. Got it
So now listen to you with your name. No, I
Mean it doesn't matter. I was my doing a useless anyway. It doesn't matter. Yeah, I watch you're fucking talking to how you shit
can player 7000 damage last game I think if I put my ball
Yo, I think I've heard of iron players that are able to get more than 4 CS per minute, so I weren't you able to
Okay, he could have done 14k fucking laps around the Walmart
I don't give a f**k what he did.
I said f**k the gate to 7k, men lie on the level of yourself.
Dude, who got CS marked, Hums, if you get CS marked, you cannot say anything.
But you got Damage marked.
I got Damage marked.
Yeah, but, okay, Hums, Hums, you know what it's like, bro?
It's like imagine somebody's bragging, right, that they did the most damage in a war, but
who's the one that wins the war, the king.
Jinx sees the king of the lobby.
If the peasants stole the damage for him, it just allows him to spend more time farming
and acquiring resources while they do all the labor.
I am the Kim Jong-un of League of Legends.
For your Benjamin Netanyahu, the way you're still meant to play mid-lane.
You fucking pussy.
Stay the fuck away from my mid-lane.
That was fun.
That was fun.
That's true.
Wait, that's why he's just gonna take his waves, though.
Dude, Huns, because what else is he supposed to do when his camps need to be respawned?
His camps are up, his camps are up, so his farm is cares.
No, I'm just, listen, if there's even five seconds of downtime on a jungle camp, Muda's cannon's gone.
If there's three seconds of downtime, the castra minions are gone.
Muda is a funnel for Jinxie.
It's like Muda's existence serves to further Jinxie's golden victory.
So why would he put him on Jony at that point? He might as well play fucking Dahlio.
Okay, so ask him. Muda.
No, he has an ego he doesn't listen so he has to stick on don't he's good on that shit
So mood up, maybe if you weren't so self-centered and you're actually a team player for once
You'd be able to walk in a chapter that could help the team from flying an airplane in your house
Information to your fucking player
Shut up!
Hey, Muda, Muda, all I'm gonna say is, my client...
No, wait, give me a sign.
Muda, my student was able to have fun with the guy when they were new,
even though she ignored the level of process.
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.
We're getting smurfed on by Garin, and instead of admitting to it that we're getting smurfed,
this motherfucker says why he games with a fucking five-travel device.
Okay, okay, if I was retarded then why did the ritual work you fucking moron
Game it's cuz it's cuz the coach is here now he's performing
Guys
Yes, it does now machine time machine go away
Time machine time machine go away loses to come back another day
All right, there we go again again again again
Guys
Guys three two one time machine time machine
No way!
Lucius Q, come back another day!
No way!
Time machine, go away!
Alright, we're gonna walk in!
Okay, this is the time guy again, okay?
Then we are-
Yeah, actually get the time machine right here, okay?
That's Echo!
You don't replay the one!
Let's go, guys!
Yes, yes!
You can always fight him!
Just remember his W!
You see his clothes?
Snow Genci, listen!
It's a talk to buy book here!
It's gonna be free as fuck for us right now!
Kill him! Kill him! We're gonna kill him!
They gonna fight him! Fight him! Fight him! Fight him! Fight him!
Alright, what are you gonna do, Genci?
All you gotta do is just hop to bot for a period.
We just make it consistent.
Not that, that is okay, Q3.
No, Jinx, yeah, I want you to smite the second you get in range of the gromp.
Like, already smite it, now and then I'll smite it.
Q3, Q3, Q3, fight him!
There you go, get it.
Fight him, fight him more!
Fight him, fight him more!
Choose up in a second, there you go.
Yep, you kill him!
You kill him, you kill him a little!
Make sure you stay in flash, flash!
And you flash for next game, flash!
Mudo, you're so fucking bad at flashing.
Stop, you're killing!
Can you take flash off of your character, please, bro?
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, you kill him. Yo, I'm gonna. Can you take heel instead of flash next game so you can heal Jinxy when he's low HP in his jungle?
Okay, you can't do three more. Okay, you can't do three more.
Let him push it when he walks up.
Okay, so now Jinxy, finish the wolves, after the wolves, you want to go for the wrappers, grab it, procs.
Yelp, yelp, yelp. There it is, Mura. Yelp, yelp.
This is free.
Yelp.
Hey!
I died now.
Yeah.
Wow.
So Jeng see Jeng see do you want to know what I see on my screen? I see a fucking cannon minion man. Muda. How are you so bad?
Okay, so now go for the red go for the red like we could have been patient. I don't know why we're doing that
Why are we why are you talking to flat?
You missed the timer. What do you mean?
Let me say this again since it didn't clock to you
You are a iron mid laner and you're getting coached by a challenger. Shut the fuck up and become his vessel
Become his vessel or exit the call now listen do not tap back. Okay, you are a
Daddy and that's it. Okay, so now I question my fucking idiot. Yeah, how come Jake see how come Jake see listen
He's called you don't listen to me exactly
Jinxing never disagrees
I just called jixi a fucking god and this is how you just broke me a chair with a head
I said look for the blood guy
Wait see guys this is not blood free this is free
This is free free free free free free last last time
He's P.W.
Look at this this is free
Chase chase chase
Nice
E E
Auto auto
Good
2 3 then you 2 3
Ok you can look for a trade you can all in it
Ok come on let's do it hold corner hold Q
Nice
Yeah!
Get carried, Mooda!
No, it's an execute!
Mooda, get carried, you dog-shit loser!
W, W, W, careful, careful, careful!
Okay, Jinx, you get mad, and then get the two on boots.
God, I'm so much better than you, Mooda!
Jinx, hit the boots!
No, it's fucking boots, man, please!
Okay, last thing, Mooda, now you need to do the last thing, okay?
Okay, you Q3, you clip for an AWP.
Okay, so now let him farm, you can kill him.
He could kill him talked about folk here talk about folk here. Don't let it. Let's see how bad mood is fucking everything
Oh, you missed it's okay, you could have killed him there
It's fine. It's fine. He wants to reset. What are you gonna do here now mood up job? There you go
So Jynxie bomb mood is shopping
For clear man dragon soon Hums your student better fucking beyond that dragon when Jinx is done
No, don't fuck with him, Dixie!
No, fuck you, fuck you, fuck all of you.
Mudo, you need better awareness, bro. What the fuck?
I'm not helping shit.
No, you are. You're gonna help him clear those minions, cause he's not alive to do it.
There you go.
Get the wave, there you go. Get the next one too.
He died twice?
He died twice? That's two waves.
That jungle came mid first obviously.
You fucking disgusting piece of shit. He missed his flash. He died multiple times
You suck mood up you fucking suck
Okay, I
Didn't feed your middle-aner I killed your echo you dumb ass kid be grateful. I'm even he's on your team
Let's
Jingsy jingsy jingsy I want you to get Krugs you're gonna bubble six then you're gonna get dragon
Muda Muda listen
I don't give a fuck if you're gonna get an adenirism or a stoker an epileptic seizure
You're asking about the fucking dragon when jingsy's done with this
Oh
Okay, look at dragon now. You're gonna get six soon. Okay. Get your six. Get your six
Okay, let's six first. No, no, no, no. He's in all in you. Okay, Jynxie. Um, maybe look back
Look back, look back. Yep. Okay, so Jynxie, I want you to press W now. Press W now. This is easy
Okay, now we're going on this. Okay, look for an ult. Look for an ult. Although, remember, Muno?
Yeah, I asked, I asked, I asked, I do. I fucking did it. Nice. You don't have to ult her. Okay, it's fine. Okay, nice. Go dragon. Go dragon.
Dragon right here. Dragon right here. Dragon right here.
Take the right. James in the cannon. Take everything. Take it.
Yes. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Get right to gold.
All right then. That's what I like to see.
Okay, now Dragon. No flash all on the moment.
Fuck his flash. I'm gonna fuck about it. We want Dragon. No more Dragon now.
Dragon right here. Dragon right here. Dragon right here.
You can fight Echo. Fight them. No, no, just fight them. Forget about the Dragon.
Okay, James, if they walk up, you can turn.
turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn.
I can't open this.
Walk up Tim.
Walk up Tim.
I don't want to go!
Heysa, y'all come.
Don't want to go!
Hey, this is good.
This is good.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Nice!
Keep fighting!
Yee, yee, yee, yee, yee, yee!
Blast you!
Dying!
You stole the kill!
You piece of fucking-
Fucking, casting, busses!
Shut the shit up!
You KF-ing fucking loser, I fucking hate you!
You fucking moron!
I hate you so fucking much!
You KF-ing me!
He got a two-man!
You fucking piece of fucking human fucking garbage.
Garbage, but I only get one kill. Smite at 600. You didn't press E. You didn't press A faster. Now go in for this
So who got a kill?
Okay, get back. Get the crab. Get the crab reset. Crab reset. Crab reset. You got one of the kills though. You got one of the kills.
No, I'm back up. You're fucked. You can just back off. This is good.
Very good. Nice. I'm dead.
It's not a good one. Let me call Jinxy. Coach for the Crashing. Coach for the Crashing. I'm dead.
No, you're good. Very good rotation. Very nice.
Hey Jinxy, you like that though. You like that rotation but you must do it.
Like that shit you motherfucker. Do you like that kill you pussy?
He can't you know no cannon for one time if you make a mistake for that play
Okay, Jin see go to the boob off you want the boob off now talk to my
carry freeze
Now, GenC, listen, we're going to have to spiritually overwhelm Muda if we want to take
down his resistances to give him you gold.
So what are you going to do, GenC?
While you're farming, I want you to hold your left hand on your brain and try to channel
energy to make Muda submit to your will while you're full clearing, do it.
you can't take everything take everything take everything okay nice now go
for most go for most for most okay careful careful careful just take the
play and that's it take the play yeah and go back okay just get the way now
shoot three the whole wave okay there you go not w there you go okay now
James you listen yeah wolves blue and grump yeah mood up if you ever steal a
kill again we're gonna send out more of our spiritual energy and next time I'm
I'm gonna do it too, I don't care.
I didn't even feel it, you motherfucker!
You know, I don't care!
Muda, you found three cannons this game.
I'm keeping fucking counts, bro.
Look, fourth one, that's gonna be in Jinx's pocket
if you keep this away.
Muda, one more KS,
Drew Levin's gonna send the Black Vans, I'm not paying.
My student's all welfare, he has no gold right now,
he doesn't have any of the kills, he took his wades.
Okay, then if he doesn't have any gold,
then let Jinxy get it so he can invest into Black Rock.
He has all the kills, but you're not greedy!
That's greedy!
No, Hums, listen, it's not greedy.
Jinx is the main character. You would never give the NPCs in Skyrim the sort of oblivion. Would you?
Same thing in League.
But Muta is a chosen one. He needs to go too.
Yeah right.
Look at him!
Muta was chosen to do his first yes permanent.
Go Muta, go Muta, go Muta. This is good.
Look man, look man, look man. You can fight this.
Echo no ult. Jinx you get the Echo.
Muta, Muta. I swear to god if you can't access.
Go go go!
I'm gonna take the wave, take the wave.
Muta, take the wave. Muta, take the wave.
Muta, fight you fucking piece of shit!
EQ, EQ, EQ, EQ!
Allah, but by the time you're 10 years later...
You're so bad!
Take the wave, take the crab and then take the wave.
The next wave.
The next wave is the cotton wave.
So we're going to take that for a minute.
You sure I should just do my breath?
You really gotta be quick.
Listen, I'm your brain.
You do when I say something.
Just do it.
Don't think, just do.
Wait, I can fight the Klan.
Yeah, go on, go on.
This is good.
This is good.
Okay, go on.
EQ him.
Oh, okay.
Go for the Klan.
Go for the Klan.
That's fine, that's fine.
W
Okay, just back up just back off it's fine. You can probably buy an item. We call we call good, but they're okay
Very nice
How do you miss every single fucking candy?
I'm the terrorist you miss every single fucking candy
Jin see look at how bad their coaching relationship is
I know
Jin see Hums
Let me tell you it's a suit every time I tell Jin see do anything he does it and he never forgets it ever
I know Dan will mooders. I know his fucking desks outside the classroom. He doesn't listen to his teacher
What like why are you here? Yeah, but a why are you B?
Why are you here?
No, like he's staying mid just go be
I fucking hate you guys
Why you I said go be mood off. You're not listening. Listen, bro. Yeah, I'm listening
Yeah, so we're gonna do first though. Okay, you know
He's here on one point five he needs to reason he's gonna lose
What a listen just listen
That's good. He's put all your gold. Okay. Go for this. Take drag. Let's take drag
Okay, you can't go back in it. I don't know a mumu could just pull me in so like diddy's chamber, okay?
Yeah
I didn't know I'm going to fight my versions I didn't know that
Fuck you Mumu
I can't fight
Why doesn't Mumu allow me to pull me in
Wait wait wait just look, just look, just look, just look, see what's happening
Ok you can't
You can't, you can't, you can't, where are you going?
You can't, go back mid
I don't know Mumu could just pull me in to like, diddy's chamber, ok?
That little
He's pushing us
I don't wonder Lottwigg made this
Goddamn it Lottwigg
Ok so now listen, Jengzee
Out of base, you walk straight to that dragon.
Muda, you better be on that dragon.
Like, exxon toast.
They're already on it. They're already on it though.
Fuuuuck!
Okay, GenC, go to the gromp.
Go, go, go, go!
Muda, Muda! E.R.!
Wait, I should wait. Chase this, chase this.
Oh
He's standing still look at this max range of this way you can you can look at it if he's on your hood you could help it
Okay, that's over
What are you coaching saying you have aids? What's going on?
Hums hums our coach though our coach
No, no, no, no, but the guy standing still recalling,
he missed an ER while he was recalling.
Hums, Hums, your job as a coach is to make your student
feel like God, even if he does the most horrendous play ever.
You should be making, make dick sucking sounds for him, Hums.
You need to.
I have no, I have no.
Okay, listen, Muda, you have your board,
you have your spot.
Can you make dick sucking sounds for me right now, please?
We've tarroled up in 20 seconds.
We need to all be on this shit.
Okay, well you can always fight here.
You're very very strong.
Remember?
Yeah, yeah.
Moody if you're not on brick tarroled, I'm calling 3-11.
Do you understand that?
Okay, like...
We don't play your game, it's okay, you're doing good.
Lindsay, play for the blue.
After the blue, I want you to look on the harrow there, okay?
Okay, yeah.
Try to heal.
You need to heal if you can.
Alright, so now you just got this?
Pre-harrow now.
Same as Scott first let him walk up if you walk up, then you eat you okay?
Eq you're not okay. You're super trades. No Jin see the problem right now is that mood is depressed
So we need to focus confidence that way later
We can claim them again, and then he's like gonna give us more energy
So we need to focus on complimenting him after this health, okay?
Alright
No get the eye, get the eye!
Oh my god.
Get there, get there!
Kill him, kill him!
Have you night?
Like, imagine if you were just there on time.
Guys!
God, you're such a worthless piece of shit.
Imagine if you were there on time.
None of us die and we auto-win.
God, you are SO BAD!
YOU'RE SO BAD!
I have a lane, so worry about...
Oh!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Stridebaker, do we look on plated skill caps here?
Yeah, just look for skill caps.
Yeah, got that, and then buy the Titanic Hydra components.
What do you do here now?
Okay.
Go bot.
Ping your bot, go mid lane now. Now you need to go bot lane.
Okay, so listen, this is what we're going to do, okay?
Look for the Krugs. After the Krugs, I want you to look on the bot gank, alright?
yes now they're over sending okay never mind yeah but now see
press I'll be back on the run at them
she's gonna just run with us
nope nope
still we kill
they got him
no
he got him push
okay good chasing good chasing
this is free
fuck
very good
how did I not steal that
how did I not steal that
it's fine swing the cannon, it's my cannon, it's my cannon
fuck
what are you just going in my face
Okay, listen, JC, take the combat, smite it. Mooda's gonna try stealing it from you. Smite it!
Smite! SMITE! Good. Okay, now go take med. Go take med. Now go go go kill Akko. Kill Akko. This is free.
Go in! Mooda, go in! What the fuck!
Take the cannon! Take the cannon! My fight! Okay, that's fine.
I'm not hitting you worthless piece of fucking shit.
I was actually hitting him in the end.
No, no, no.
My partner was trying to get his Q3,
but he could have been a little bit faster.
He's just a little bit slow.
So listen.
He has extra time.
What we're going to do now, Jinxie,
Raptors, Wolves, Brown, after we're
going to look on the dragon.
Mooda, remember, we can't win trade in this scenario,
so we're going to have to finish up the objective perfectly.
OK, so now Wolves.
You know what? Fuck it. Muda. Dragon now. We need you on it.
Didn't see just-
Muda, you just-
Turrets free. No, no, no. This is bad.
Turrets free.
Yeah, but-
Okay, Dragon after turrets.
Yes, yes, yes, yes. Now go.
Dragon after turrets, Muda. Or I will have your ass on it.
I'm here.
Yo, my god. Dragon after turrets.
Motherfucker, I'm coming.
Shit. Yeah.
No.
Someone might be below you guys, okay?
They're right there. You guys can turn. You guys can turn.
Muda, turn! Turn! Turn!
E, E, E, and then hold Q. Hold Q.
Hey, some things to take some you don't you there? Don't you there? Don't you there?
Now get back
Jin see don't die don't listen to hums hums is wrong go take dragon
Okay, so now go for the dragon
All right, there we go. That's what we like to see
Jinzy just go to just go on the track
Hold your cue. Yo, put a sock in it kid
Okay, you're horrible.
Okay, now Jyncey, hold it, hold it, okay, that's fine, okay, so now listen, Jyncey,
go for the boobop here, okay?
After the boobop, you're gonna recall by your items.
Move the back out, move the back out.
I don't know, same as same name, don't listen, same name, keep pushing, why question, why
question, you can find a road there, can you look?
What's happening?
What's happening?
Hey buddy?
We know where are you dog?
God your ass
But you need to look brother look how we're gonna see what's happening. I'm not gonna look
Okay, so Jinzy, I'm nice. I'm sorry that you're coaching this guy
Listen to me
Should I
If yon wasn't my friend what I still report him
You're gonna want to look on the blue after blue you're gonna look on cab, okay?
What I hear your bony's cuz if I didn't know this guy would have reported him four games ago
On that five and fifteen games you would have been reported what last night. I'm gonna be honest. I'm pretty sure you're
What do you want five and fifteen?
Yes, yes, yes even five fifteen coach. Is that your fault coach? You're like a miracle worker right now
I thought he was 515. Be honest, was it your fault?
Yes, it was his fault. Yes!
He was 515 against Iron Midlaner. Yes.
No, but he was smirking. A lot of snirts against Muta, he says.
He said, uh, he was snirting.
That's his get out of the jail free cart. Should I jump this coach?
Yeah, look, man, look, man. You have your alt top. This is a free fight.
Put it in your heart.
Shot a wig. Shot a wig.
Alright, go for this, go for this. Nice!
Every time you're off.
Let me kill him. Let me kill him. Nice!
You motherfuckers!
You can take the kill, you see the dagger.
Do we look baron here?
Yeah. Mudo, Mudo, go baron.
Mudo, go baron.
Mudo, go baron.
No, no, no, no.
Say your pot.
Mudo, why are you not baron?
Why are you not baron?
Why are you not baron?
Wait 30 gold, wait 30 gold, wait 30 gold, it's okay.
Okay, play on the baron, after the baron, we're gonna look for a reset for Spurvassage, then you're gonna walk mid, okay?
This is free.
Oh, what are you doing?
Get your shield!
Why the fuck has your student been in place for 30 seconds?
Get your shield!
What up? What up?
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Janksy, he's been in base for 35 seconds.
I kid you not, he probably turned the base.
I don't like starting the boss. I don't know how he did that shit.
Who the, are you useless? Are you useless?
Oh my god, I have a 300 gold dollar in my head.
I'm doing good, I'm on CCS, I'm in laser, 85 CS.
I'm literally gapping my mid turret.
Uh, wait, I couldn't hear you because I have more CS than you.
What was it?
Yeah, fucking laugh is, yeah, I don't know.
xD
xD
jing zee
jing zee
yeah this is free
okay go in nice
go for more
yes end the game here
there you go now take the inhibitor and then you guys just hit the turrets anyone
easy as fuck
fuck.
Good shit.
We're gonna wait for him anyway.
Kill him!
Kill him!
Kill him!
Don't be scared!
There you go!
Wait, everyone's on behalf of us.
Alright, back up right now with this one.
Back up.
Don't time.
Good.
Go to Diver.
I wanna see you Diver.
Go!
Diver!
Alright, now you can just walk up and end the game.
You're good.
Even if you die, the game ends.
So it's shelf.
Good shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
more kills more assist you are worthless I'm gonna get the more CS more kills
more assists you are worthless holy shit get in the back get in the back right
like it's I should say somebody say one more you want 15k damage 15k damage in
a 40 minute game we're a jingsy jingsy you remember last game when Muda was
making fun of your damage look at the comparison now yeah Muda like I'm
I'm legitimately curious bro. Like, what the fuck you do all day? I'm not even kidding.
You also hinted me when I died on Rift Herald and then you came three minutes late. Like,
I shouldn't even have five deaths, you piece of shit.
I'm gonna fucking lose my fucking mind bro. Like, I invited my coach in here and I got
worse. Can someone tell me how I invited my coach in here and got worse?
Wait, how do I invite my coach in here and get worse?
Wait, why literally in white food off my friends?
Let me get into it.
Wait, I got banned!
What?
Nodged John.
Someone invite me.
Oh my god.
Wait, Muda, did you, did you unadjink, see?
No, this is awful.
I thought you're 11 cents of black man.
Wait, because you're not his friends, Los anymore.
That would have been literally.
This game, you had to react fast.
You're not, you're not being reacted like, reacted fast.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
What the word?
You listen you listen definitely on one big coach time all I'm not a new coach. I don't get a fucking idea
I don't give a fuck
How do I want to be one shit fuck you your mid lane? I'm drunk. It doesn't make sense. Anyways, that's like a point guard
We'll be willing a center in basketball join the join the game. You thought you did you invite me?
Oh, you guys are not each other. We don't know don't says I blocked him when he went 5 and 15. I just remember
Okay, so Jaycee, go to your match history, click on the game, now right click on his name.
I'm such a hard carry, what's up?
Yeah, right here.
Right click on the same.
Uh, oh wait, no, no one.
So click on your cog wheel, it's called cog wheel top right.
Cog wheel top right.
Did you have me back?
No, no, you can't send my friend across because he's blocked.
So click what says block list.
Oh, you could have, could have, is that, that's it, right?
Is that not a thing?
Yeah, okay, okay, you're good.
You're good.
Am I clicking on zoo profile?
OK, there you go.
You're getting up.
Why'd you say MVP like that?
Is there an issue?
All right, you are the worst fucking player.
Guys, we can't 1v1.
I'm jungler and he's mid lane.
It's like a point guard 1v1 in a center in basketball.
All we can really do is just look at the stats and I'm
modeling everything.
2v2 one day, then.
A 2v2 one day.
Bro, look at that.
I 1v1 you if you want to hop on enemy jungler.
I 1v1 you every day of the week.
What if you play Yone and then Muda plays Morwick?
Let's see how you guys do.
Yeah, I don't like that idea.
I don't like that idea either.
Well, you should like the idea.
That's a favorite for you.
Yeah, you can range me, you idiot.
I want to be earned.
You can range me in a T-Po or Trace.
Wait, Muda actually plays a harder champion to be fair.
No, he doesn't.
Okay, that's the illusion.
That's delusional. If anything, well, it's probably...
He does, he does, he does!
Look at Hums! Okay, Hums, are you ready to get destroyed?
How many young Yasuo, two tricks, are there in Challenger?
Probably a lot, the most.
Okay, how many Warp, one trick, are there in Challenger?
Not that many, but that doesn't mean...
Exactly.
But that doesn't mean...
Argument dismantled.
The champion is not easy or hard.
Argument dismantled.
Argument dismantled instantly.
My champion is less effective than yours, Luda.
No, it's just people in Hyrule don't play it. You're just gonna play toad.
Yeah, but why don't they play it?
Cuz it's not a good champion exactly argument dismantled. No, but that doesn't mean the champion is a more skillful
My client plays a skillful champion ain't that right big guys?
You're telling your prime for last 35 minutes that he has AIDS. Yeah, because he doesn't listen to me
We're any flashes on top of himself twice
That is true. You are ass that flashes
That is kind of true, but you got a little good mechanics
I hate my fucking coach, I hate him, I fucking hate my coach, I fucking hate my coach.
I hate Muda, Muda, hold on, let's ask you.
What?
Why do you feel that way?
Because every time I make mistakes, he doesn't just, he doesn't just correct me.
He disolves me and shit talks to me.
Every fucking time.
Why am I support?
Oh no.
Ask for mid, ask for mid, trade for mid.
No way he's got snipe.
No play support Muda, play support, that's fine.
Wait, oh yes, Jhans, teach him how to play support for jungle.
Play support the way I do why am I support?
That's what's up, so I think
Make it please a purple your coach make a support. He doesn't know move up. Oh you top your top. It's good
It's good. This is fun. So I'm doing OTP
No, but I think what happens is I'm already on how we own not trained
Yo, they're fucking uh, they're not
Yo, okay. Yo, Jamesy. I have bad news for you, bro
They your team band to call me and the team band young mooters can be fucking first time in this game
Okay, it's actually time any
Oh
if you don't get on Annie I'll take the shit out of you get on Annie now wait
but he's top are we sure we bought the fucking Annie top shit better than him
first I mean we have useless Annie trust me just FF what do you want to play
who do you thinking I don't even know what the fuck it could play it's not
I've never played another character. Okay, how about how about how about mouth like we're garing boo shut the fuck up
Yeah, play garen top like I'm playing like garen
No, no, no, no, no, why I know how to play
You're not faker, bro. We need you on the mouth like this
You know you literally watches a faker video after every single game yesterday. I kid you not
I
Think wait in my fight. Oh god
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's time your Leblanc
Wait wait coach are they stream slapping or is this just a normal game?
No, this is a normal game, but the problem is that Muda just looked in a champion
That's literally worthless and it's an assassin and you guys are versus four times
So he's first timing a worthless assassin versus four times for no reason
I thought four take who's are tank is just ballie and mouth
Yeah, but do that. He won't be able to kill anyone else. What are you talking about?
The bunk is actually good at the mouth plate. How's he gonna ever get the oath off?
Okay, we'll see what happens so it's a block top
My chat is saying GG, FF, no GG, FF.
Again, you're making me down here, FF, FF.
I will never let you stream.
I fucking hate you.
I fucking hate you.
I fucking hate you.
I fucking hate you.
You got to listen to me, OK?
OK, so wait.
Hold on, guys, before this starts.
No, no, Undo.
Doran's ring, not Blaine.
But he kind of shit.
Muda, tell us more about how you feel
and why you feel this way.
Go on.
Hey, tell Hums to get that stream to the right.
I don't have that back.
Hey, tell Hums to get that stream to the right.
Drew, they're going to ghost you through the coaching.
But I'm hiding the map.
I'm hiding the map.
I don't hide the map fully.
I did it completely.
I don't get stuck.
OK, listen, you have to go on the map.
Always try to walk them auto-cue him.
Yep.
Stay your electric pump.
That's hard.
You might as well fail auto.
by the way you see I snipe you we can go on Lee sin I hope you step on Legos
I don't know
okay so Jinx listen
the combo is Q, W, E, remember Buddha?
I play two snipers
wait that's not the combo
do not get yourself
how does the combo's EQ W?
well that's if he gets in range of the E
isn't E same range as Q?
like the thing is he can be behind the minions
would have lost him
Okay, so Jinx, listen, top of the bar folk here, this game top in is lava.
He's got a stack of 7, he's got a stack of 7.
Keep pushing, keep pushing.
If he walks up to that minion, just auto and kill him, yep, keep autoing him, keep autoing
him, keep him scared.
Wait, Jinx, I just realized we did him to the fucking ritual.
One more kill?
We still have time, right?
Alright, I don't think we do, I don't think we do.
Okay, we're gonna have to walk in here.
And W, welcome to W.
So now listen, Jynx, play for the Raptors, after Raptors, finish from full clear bot side, let's go.
There you go, boom, you see that damage, boom, that's almost half his HP.
What was it for a QW, wave your W3 back up?
I'm actually CS'ing right now, bro.
But you're missing auto attacks, just walk up and Q him.
Yeah, okay now, QW, E, QW, E, walk up, what a...
So now Jynx, you go for the Wolves, and now we just play for the rest of full clear.
That's perfect, Moodle! Perfect!
No, no! Wolves, wolves, wolves, wolves! Wolves, you ain't see wolves, wolves, wolves!
Okay, now, Moodle!
Okay, pop your pot, and wolf the river.
Yeah, you're good, you're good.
So now listen. Wolves after wolves, we're gonna look for the blue integral.
It's gonna be a freebie here.
You can auto him when he's under the turret.
So he doesn't get all three minions.
That means that your map's covered, right?
Because they're gonna try to catch you.
Yeah, yeah, don't worry, don't worry.
But everything's covered.
But when Doctor Sturz is out loud, they know where you are.
okay so now listen you're gonna go for this year and then afterwards you're
gonna go for the thing next to you you're gonna look for the key okay to
document don't be bad I got you know what I just realized what we didn't do
the ritual and the time machine got luda time machine is real I think it's too late it's
too late it needs to be done while you're in queue what dude look with the two of your
son okay so now look for the crab and then they're gonna go double crab so take this
Let's grab then take the other one.
Okay, keep fighting it, it's fine.
Keep hitting it.
Okay, I'll fight this, fight this, E.
Nice, Q.
Keep fighting, just keep fighting.
Keep fighting, you win this, you win this.
You win in two seconds.
Nice!
We call, we call, we call, we call.
Nice!
BIT! BIT!
Okay, that's fine.
It's not right, quick, you're...
You have to go to your map, and then just run and shake to the top top.
GenC, do you want to do something crazy Chad?
Two books, Muta. Two books.
Okay GenC, you're going to go crazy Chad mode.
You're going to go crowd, and then you're going to invade his grump.
No, but just trust me.
Because GenC, the reason I'm going to invade his grump, it's like just trust me.
Loot his echo.
Not boots?
No, no, just want to kill him. Trust me.
Okay, bro, I trust you, man. I trust my coach, bro. That shit talks to me every day.
How? You're winning the lane.
Okay, so now jinx you get this
No
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Okay, now take this
Nice fighting keep fighting just keep getting keep getting hold you
Your cues up in like three seconds
Nice!
Got his wolves!
Got his wolves!
His wolves!
His wolves!
Get him!
I'm carrying.
I'm carrying.
I'm carrying.
Okay, you're gonna get these wolves here.
Now, Jinx, what if I told you that you smiting the crab is the reason why you didn't get
his grump?
You could have gotten his grump, too.
Muda, you can hit him.
Okay.
Get the farm with your Q.
No, no, no, it's fine.
Finish this!
Finish this!
He can't do shit to you.
Go up to him!
Kill him!
Oh, okay.
I'm not playing.
Keep playing.
Keep playing.
He's losing a lot of minions.
You are fucking braindad. You are braindad!
You need a character to have eyes and a mouth!
He's freezing! He's freezing there!
Tell me that he's coming!
Okay, shut up!
Okay, put him under R combo, right?
Jynxie, I want you to read all chat right now and go to your grom.
You can't freeze this, that's what we said.
Okay.
Okay, so this is what we're gonna do, okay?
You're gonna go wolves, then gromp, and then afterwards, drag it.
You tank too much.
Bro, Huns, can you make him stop FUCKING FREEZING?!
But, it's free janked! Maybe it's like...
Oh, it's a double-janked top, it's free!
Get a refill! Janky, look top!
Dude, Janky's only looking top if there's a cannon for his time.
Okay, he's like the witcher, okay, let's go make a deal. Let's make a deal. Yeah, so it's in
Jinx, he's the witcher. You got a free kill and a cannon if you look top. Okay, so Jinx, what do you think about that?
That sounds like a good trade to me. I want the dragon. Yeah, so we'll do dragon and then afterwards we can recall.
Muda, that cannon has Jinx's name written all over it. Do you understand me? No, it doesn't. It doesn't. He's not gonna make it.
Yeah, not this one, but the next one.
You have a burst. He doesn't have a burst.
Okay, now I'm on a Jinxie. They're trying to collaborate. So we're not going to go for Gangtop.
They're going to try to fuck us out of the cannon.
Okay, smite this at 600. Smite at 6.
Nice, going, going, going!
Q R W E.
Nice. Keep fighting, keep fighting. No chase him out, chase him out, chase him out.
Q R W E, okay? It's going to be a big burst.
Okay now walk away walk away and recall in that bush right now.
After you do that just like just just uh W back okay.
Now James don't forget to buy your Bork.
Cuz you got uh say it again and I'll go back and kiss my hand now.
Come back come back come back man.
No no you play the run king play the run king play the run king play the run king.
Pop your pot you can now.
I'm carrying the fuck out of here.
Hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him.
QW QW wait QW.
Oh he's out of the turret.
Oh he's out of the fucking tower bro shut up.
You can you can you can stay in the tower range.
You can see it!
Jinxie, have you ever watched The Witcher before?
No.
Okay, anyways, they have a song in it.
So I want you to sing Tosca Canon to your Jinxie.
Tosca Canon to your Jinxie.
There you go, perfect.
And every time you gang someone's slain in this game, you're gonna say that.
Got it. Yes, sir.
Okay, so now you're gonna go Krugs into Raptors.
And then with Drone Top, maybe we skip...
Yes, you killed top. You want to be a murderer? Yeah, do it fast
Go track out Luder London. Yeah
So the kill so we kill okay
For the bloodsend for the bloodsend
OUTS! OUTS!
Where did he go?
Niiiice!
Fucking call it!
Okay, so now look for the crab, look for the crab.
What are you, you have to shove this and help drink to get out the crab?
Oh wait, actually, actually look for the blue buff. Try to get this blue buff for this.
Why are you pressing B? Press B, that's it.
I actually know you know what to fuck it.
Go crab into grubs.
Okay, what you're gonna do now, Muto? Get a boo, you're gonna get the boo and the book, okay?
I'll get a buck.
I'll do the kiss right there.
It's over dude, you shot.
Fuck you, fuck you.
How do you say fuck me up?
I'm giving you the bread and butter.
I'm not saying I'm giving you.
You know what?
You and me and I will say how you perform.
Let's see it.
Let's see another 515 performance.
Wait, Hums.
Hums, go mute for two minutes.
Hums, go mute for two minutes.
if anything ends up happening.
I'm going to see it. Go ahead.
Okay.
Jinx, you look for the Raptors.
Now I want you to drone top, and Jinx,
while Muda is reigning,
I want you to criticize him, so you psych him
out of performing well.
Muda, make sure you're last hitting.
Okay, so now go for the Wolves.
Go for the Wolves. Alright, now
criticize Muda again. Fast. You have a timer.
Muda, last hit, last hit. The cannon, the cannon dips it.
The cannon, why did that take so long?
Okay, good. Okay, so now just play for the wolves, out of the wolves. You don't want to look on the blue into uh, into uh, gromp.
Now when you start clearing the bruh, the blue buff, I want you to look back top and start criticizing him again.
No, no, no, no!
I don't know.
You win this, you win this, go and do it.
You win, R.
Okay, Hums, I have a bet for you.
Me and you, we both go mute right now.
First student to get a kill, the coach has to get the other guy 10 subs.
Or like the student that didn't get the kill.
Okay, but...
Alright, I'm muting.
Wait what about dying? Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait I didn't see it! Oh my god oh
See ya'll see ya'll
Get back
Alright some muta both of our queens are muted if you think you're better
On this character, I'm not as confident, no bro, but if I was on Yone, yes, yes, but I have a better ring percentage than you.
Yeah, because 99% of the games you fucking play is because you have this fucking thick head in the air.
I'm not fucking playing rage.
I had someone in my ear telling me I'm a god of it, 3 seconds, why they had to ace every game.
okay it's okay we're looking good in this game okay bro just don't fuck around
first one to get a kill wins first one to get a kill wins
um I'm gonna make a fucking plan not this if you're watching this
I got you coach.
No we go dragon.
Kaylin come here dumb bitch.
Sorry.
Wait mouse coming.
I'm already fucked out of there.
Back to dragon.
Don't get out of line.
Don't be iron.
Don't be iron.
Back to fucking dragon.
I
That's got a dragon first Luda and I have more kills than you and more CS than you
But I have more kills than you
Light my PC on five everybody you ever again
I should have recalled but I didn't get to kill him before you did.
I should have recalled but I didn't get to kill him before you did.
I have a better co-
Yeah, I gotta kill him for you.
I gotta kill him for you.
Let's go!
Genji!
Muta, like, Muta, are you gonna play the game?
You're just fucking AFK!
the whole time I'm watching what I'm playing I kid you not the mouth is walking up hitting
the minion and what I was playing back how you're playing a mage walk up and fight
I'm on your team I bless your kill like I'm literally I'm gonna kill myself with my ever
stuff they'll be game with you guys ever in my life ever ever ever ever ever ever ever
yo muda I hope you know you're getting Stockholm syndrome into liking this tonight you're gonna
dream about this situation and it's gonna make you so hard they're gonna wake up in
the morning you're gonna have to believe yourself to the sound of our BC once again
How does Jinxie always listen to the doctors when Master of K lives to me?
Can you teach me the way?
Okay, okay, you want to actually know Hums?
You want me to tell you how?
Okay, watch, I want you to watch.
Alright Jinxie, who's the greatest fucking player on the planet?
Me.
Who's the person that Thaker is gonna look up to one day?
Me.
Who's the person that when he walks in your lane, you want to fucking drop your pants,
fucked in the ass by him and then give him all your gold because of how much he deserves
a mean so you better fucking walk right now and steal your fucking caillons
wave now steal the kills and steal the wave and belongs to you you are the
fucking mc bro press W get your fucking double and then get the goddamn wave
That's what I like to see.
Now what if he doesn't listen to all that he just said?
Oh, he will.
And the thing is, it's like asking what if a vegetable's a fruit, Tums.
You know what I mean? Take the cannon. Take the cannon.
Oh my god.
Okay, wait. Tums, do you want to try out doing my method on Muda right now?
Like, if he on Muda-
I haven't muted. I haven't muted. I don't want to listen.
Muda, he's going to try something new.
I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't care.
I'd rather be coachless than big coachless guy, like ever in my life.
Okay. Okay.
So now, he's AFK the whole time. I'm telling you what combos to do.
He just came back. I've never seen an aggressive non-fight against a ring.
Hums, listen to me. This is what you have to do then.
What you have to do is if your student refuses to listen to you,
you need to stand up right now and start doing a zesty little ritualistic dance
to send your spiritual sexual energy to accompany him on this journey.
I can't do that. I got man boobs. I don't want to shake it right now.
Dude, Hums, put your man boobs together.
Put your man boobs together and pretend you're giving him a tit job.
It's the only way to...
Hums, if you're not willing to go the extra mile, bro.
I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that.
I got some big ass tits right now.
Yes! Dude, Hums, your tits are supposed to be fucked by Muda.
by muda! hit the servant!
HUNZ BRO! YOU NEED TO DO THE SHIT!
I'm not doing that!
Okay, no no no no no.
Double gugabagi.
Okay, now listen, Jinkzy, you're gonna look for the raptors, finish the full clear,
drags up in about a minute.
Coach, I'm literally sl-
I'm just-
I'm just fucking-
I- I'm the fat guy now.
Now I'm-
You know what, yeah, I-
You can- you can look for a gangsta, man. Yes, he has E.
Yes, so hums of your suit emutes you you needed to zesty ritualistic dances to accompany him on his journey, bro
Start being committed, please
Okay, so now Jamesy go for a bug guy so now Jamesy why you're ganking bot
I want to take one up hand off your keyboard and so pretend that you're making them go down on you
Do it now fast one hand off the keyboard. Just record them to death
Nice now do it do it do it. Yes. Yes, see now you're spiritually sexually mentally and physically dominating them in every way
He's yes, but
Doesn't matter even if you die
1000 gold on them is with a hundred gold on you because how much better you are who gives up fucking if you die
I got it. Yes. Mura. Mura. I'm on it. I'm on it. Yo
No, Muda, I'm real Hamza, he said he's dead.
No, I'd rather die!
I'd rather die!
I'd rather die!
May God kill me before I unmute this guy.
My student, he doesn't listen.
He's being disobedient.
So listen, this is what we're going to do now, Jinxie.
Look, he's just running the blue,
he's getting ran down by a mouth fight as Leblanc.
So no, Jinxie, Jinxie, go do the dragon,
and mera how much you need Thumbs
Plan, Thumbs
and
Come in maybe you can find the mouth bite now type in all chat go mid slash all go mid and the walksman
Hold you hold you hold you oh no no no okay back up back up you fucks up the up
I missed my hour I
Missed my hour wait. I have an idea mood up. Why don't we swap coaches for the rest of the game?
can we do that we swap coaches for the rest of game come on all right we're
gonna see you're gonna get up to kill this time okay
I want you to fucking take the wave right now, take the wave and then you're gonna take the last hole, you're gonna recall, fucking farm it. Recall, walk straight down and let's get some kills.
Like Muda, right now we don't need to be fucking farming versus tank ass bitch, we need to be cropping booty. I want you to make some booty cropping sounds.
Yeah Muda, make those sounds bro, I'm gonna make booty cropping sounds.
sounds so you won't let me down jake say I know you won't okay you just like to cheer up though
okay it doesn't listen listen what you're gonna do here
okay you always always use your titanium it's up on on okay my gear on the okay so now
you're gonna walk straight bot here you're gonna wait for them to walk in i wanted to jump mid
hover mid maybe you can walk up there walk up there and look for a kill like right now we don't
You don't want you to farm. If you farm an iron you're wasting time or we want to kill you, don't do this, don't do this, you can't fight here.
What's my ability, what's my QR?
Do your route, just oxygen, you can't fight here.
So what do you want to do is just hop off to the side and then you're going to want to try to land your E.
But just wait up.
Where do you want me to go with?
No, don't go in yet, don't go in yet, your need wait for your team to engage.
Wait for your team, you guys can't fight here, do not fight.
Think so right now, go to your wolf can, just farm.
You're wrong.
This could be good, this could be good.
Wait for it.
This is not good, this is not good, don't even, don't listen, don't listen.
That's a dope song to go in, it's a 40-5.
Wait for it, wait for it, we're waiting right now.
Hide, shut the fuck up and we can go mid!
No, it's gonna be a 40-5!
Okay, go and go, go and, Jigs is going in 94!
Four!
Nice, this is good.
W, W, W on them.
E, E, nice!
Q, Q, Q, Q, nice!
No, we can't stop her, okay.
No, Muda, you want more.
That ain't enough for Big Daddy!
Big Daddy wants more!
Abar!
Go press B, press B.
This is good.
Now just wait.
Now back up, back up.
Yeah, buy a visage.
Wait, press Tab?
See if you can look bot here.
They have this, that's this.
See if you can look bot here.
Uh, low key, that fans like that.
Okay, so now this is what we're going to do.
So now we're going to press Tab?
Yeah.
Yeah, go bot, and then you're going to start split pushing.
Uh, then I'll go visage here.
Go visage.
Get a movie.
Alright, so now listen to that.
No, stairs, stairs, stairs.
What am I saying?
Arm it up a little bit.
I'm a understanding student, right?
You're good, you're good, you're good.
Mom's like, you're good, bro.
I'm an understanding student, right?
You're silly.
Get it killed.
Mom, mom, mom.
Okay, so you're going to take your blue gear?
Hunts, take the red!
Moodie, take the wave!
Moodie, take the wave!
Your court secretary, Kailin, doesn't deserve shit!
You think you're gay?
Okay, listen, bitch, listen.
Take your blue, your gromp, and then move over and look for a gromp.
Back up, back up, back up, back up.
Yes, sir, yes, sir.
That's panic.
Always use your fact panic when it's off.
Always use it.
Okay, so now we're going to start.
When it's up, when it's up, always use it.
So now we say, Muta, this is what I'm going to do.
I want you to walk back, I want you to walk back,
sit in the bush, and then you're going to start doing
a nice little, a nice little, like,
you're going to try to send up mental energy
to make the enemy into you.
So start mentally sending out your brain,
mentally send it out, I need to focus.
I know, feel.
I see the purple shield, that means you can't hit him.
So you need to burn it first, and then you can.
Nice, E, you see?
Okay, that's fine, you got to flash.
Recast, I'll be your firefighter.
I'm doing it, I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
Do it, doctor!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, take the wave, take the wave!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
So take the next wave, push it out,
This is good, not even push it.
Okay, I'm gonna go for the first one.
If you want to, I'll push you again W and R.
W, R is the best way to do shit.
W, R?
Yeah, W, R if you want to, Insta-Clear Waves.
Okay, so we're...
Wait, I can also have the minions in shit?
Yeah, like you can also have the minions, like Insta-Clear Waves.
If you like, if you don't think you are to come...
So like, give an example?
Okay, I'll just now back up.
Yeah, so now listen back up you hold you all you're gonna want to back up and then after we're gonna try looking for a fight soon
So wait until the run for a fan. Yeah, take his camp. Yeah, so now just run away. Just run away
You can't do shit here anymore.
Yeah, you know, Miko? Miko, it's been her gold.
No, there you go! Keep fighting!
Keep fighting!
No, cute! There you go!
Yes! Yes, I'm done!
Yes, I'm done! Yes, I'm done!
Get it, I got shot at playing with shot at.
I got you, coach! You're such a great coach!
That's what I'm saying! I still didn't listen to you!
God, your other student must have been a real piece of shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but I would say he's slow.
He's slow. Not gonna have all access to school.
That guy is slow. He doesn't listen.
What are you gonna do?
Titanic! Always Titanic!
I want you to walk mid.
Now, now see if you can walk towards bot.
Go to dragon! Go to dragon!
Now, see if Jinxy's willing to gank bot because they're super extended.
If Jinxy ganks bot because they're super extended, then you can get free kills.
I'm really going.
It's too late. It's too late.
I'm really going.
Okay, so now go bot. Go bot with Jinxy.
Dragon, Jinxy Dragon.
If Jinxy presses W, then he can actually...
No, no, no! Jinxy Dragon! Dragon, Dragon!
Jinxy, what's your time?
Wait a second.
All right, nice. So now we made them run away. We made them clean.
What the fuck was that, Duncan?
Why is he on your coach?
Sorry, Josh. He's just a mean guy.
Okay, so now listen, Muta, take the cannon.
Let your jungler do dragon.
Get your jungler's shot to do dragon fuel while you find the waves.
1.4, okay?
Get ready to pass us.
Up, up, nice!
Okay, so now walk towards the dragon.
Walk towards the dragon, Muta. We don't want to farm right now.
Do not fight. No, no, no. You have too much gold. Do not fight.
What's that?
We need a gun.
Okay, Muda, this is all you.
You are a picker, Muda.
You know what to do!
Go in!
Get down!
Okay, maybe that's the team help.
Go.
Please, guys.
Nice!
Nice.
Very nice.
Press P.
Press P.
That's who we're looking for.
God, Muda.
I'm carrying the fuck out of you, Muda!
I'm carrying the fuck out of you!
Hey, why the fuck did I not get that kill, dog-test?
Because you suck!
Piece of shit.
God, I should have stolen it.
You got one KB in 25 minutes.
I have more kills than my entire team Hamza my entire I know
What we do now
Muda you're gonna want to walk
At this point all you have to do is just walk with your team and have them force a fight
It's a crutch raptors walls
Well, okay now if nobody goes top you can also go top as well
But you're just gonna want to fight right now like drone over the gas so see what's going to get so keep on
All right, I'll chase it
Okay, oh
I'm over you might you okay try to go in after now
Flash out, flash out
I'm picking up, you clean this up. He's right. Clean up
So I'm ironically there's a double kill there's a double kill right here
Yeah
Right as you get him just run him down
So one of the reason why you died is because Jin sees coach made him arm instead of fighting fighting
I understand. I understand.
Only get on the TV.
You see me? No, no, no.
The TV. Kill him. Kill him.
Kill the guy on the TV.
Yep. Kill him. Kill him.
E. E. E.
Nice.
Titanic and you.
All right.
No, it's just us.
Yes!
Yeah, it's also us.
Yeah, it's also us.
You're such a good coach.
Oh, my God.
You know, I'm moved up.
What are you going to do when you respond here?
You're going to want to walk on it?
I've solved the problem.
I've solved the problem.
Dude, he's not listening to this.
Not yet.
Dude, it's such a piece of shit.
I'm so sorry.
Shut the fuck up. My student is playing perfect right now. He's
You're the one not grief so much of a bomb pick no no no no I didn't he thought he wanted to play the block
That's all he knew how to play because that brother so okay, so now listen go back
What are you gonna do is you just wanna last hit the minions here like
Push with W push with W
Okay, I guess you have to keep an eye on him.
I know, you have to do it.
I know.
He'll be out to be.
Just shove this in, shove this in.
So I want you to do Q.
Kill my bike.
Kill my bike.
Yabbar.
Yabbar.
R. R.
Okay.
So now you can actually kill this guy.
W in.
W in and then E him.
W in and then E him.
Okay.
I'm some of the greatest of all time.
Nice.
I'm some of the greatest of all time.
I'm some of the greatest of all time.
I'm some of the greatest of all time.
You're doing good.
You're doing good.
You're doing amazing.
I swear to God, you're doing amazing.
Okay.
So now this is what you're going to do.
Muda, listen.
Push in the weight.
Do not let your mid.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Stop.
Boy, you literally said he called me.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Under with it.
They're under there.
Jack show, Jack show, Jack show.
Muda, everyone that endures a stream sniping smurf.
Remember that.
He's teaching them to move shit.
So now what you're going to do, Muda, listen.
All you have to do is you have to just push the mid.
And then if they walk up you back off after them and go to Baron, okay?
Think of it like right now. You're the you're the president
Go on go on fight this fight this this is good
It's fine you got to do bad you got to do bad ping baron
For the baron play and then you got to do it. Yeah, so now we're moved out. You're gonna want to back off here
You're gonna run back off
And then we're gonna do is I want you to look on the baron look on the baron
Shut up.
Hey, Hamza, how much can I press 2 every 10 seconds?
Every 10 seconds, yeah.
You got it.
I always chose a number.
Like, do you see over it?
The number is counting down.
You can always see it.
Understood, sir.
Press 2 again.
So now?
Keep pressing it.
You just help him out here.
If they walk in, you let your team stand in front of you,
and then you just see past the assassin on the side lines.
All right?
I accidentally clicked R.
That's OK.
No, it's OK.
It's OK.
That's all right.
OK, try to go to his bot side.
OK.
So now, where are you going to do, Chad?
Put up.
you're gonna wanna push in this wave
and let
you're gonna wanna let jingxi walk in first
my love, my love, my love
kill jingxi
let's see
hold on to that
no solicit
the thing is that
think of this one mudak
who have placed the first between you and jingxi
the other guy gets to reap all the glory of the fight
you're such a fucking dog shit player
mudak
well muda in this
he made it, he made it, he made it
muda in this
yup
so now that's why
What you have to do mood off is you need to let Jin see going first that way you follow up and you see your his kills
Cuz if you're going first, you're gonna play for them. He still see your kills
Dragon dragon. Okay. Yes, coach. Yes. Yeah, we're the dragons dog chip piece of shit. Yeah audit audit fucking shit player
Hey, hey, I'm a shit player with 19 kills of 211 CFs. You should be sucking my dick right now
Yeah, you should literally be subbing your role to the champ, y'all.
I'm not on my role, and I'm not on my...
You never got 19 kills with me on your main role anyways!
Never!
Get in the smack!
As your coach, as your coach, I will suck Jynxie's dick for you.
I will take a bullet for the team.
Jynxie, are you ready?
Yes, I'm pulling it out right now.
Close your eyes and roll them in the back of your head right now.
Go down there, go down there, go down there.
Hey! Hey!
Thank you.
Okay, spit on it.
Fuck.
Alright, I got you.
What the fuck!
Muda! I did that for you bro!
Be grateful!
And then we'll start off by being an elder, okay?
Elder, you dog shit piece of shit!
Elder, you dog shit piece of shit!
Muda, Muda, look on the elder here.
As to always remember,
hit this green pond, hit it so you can heal.
Hit it so you can heal the green plants the green pot up
The words I did not for you look for the altar
The moment you see it below 1.4
Jason
So, what do I do?
I'm out, I'm out.
Yeah, you can, you can.
So, I want you to W in, W over the wall, W over the wall, and then leap with E.
So, E him, E him. Nice.
GC, whoever comes at you, just like, just try to hit the turret, and then leave the turret.
Got it, yes sir.
So, Muta, the reason why you died there is because you used too many abilities to get up close.
You W'd, and then you ARD, but the problem is that you're ARD and connect.
So what you have to do is you have to W over the wall, E him, then jiggle him a little bit, teleport back, right, Levan's a champion where you have to take in and out, right?
You don't want to force him and hook thrust, does that make sense?
Exactly, like, you need to use the fact that you can go in and go out to your advantage to let your pulldowns reset.
Very good! Give it all to all the guys!
Oh, boom! Oh, boom!
Alright, I'm sorry I'm a piece of shit.
It's okay, you're not a piece of shit.
us out to the game right now we need to be settled it's the fact that you need
more fucking kills bro we need you to go in and I want you to treat every fight
that you're thinking about the world's handles.
Ping the turret, just like stay away from them okay?
Like let's get it done now.
Yeah yeah.
Cue the minions to heal if you could.
Cue that minion?
Yes yes, it comes to healing.
Cue Cue the minions.
What do I do here?
What do I do?
So what you do is now you just like kind of like jerk them up a little bit.
Let them push in and then afterwards when Jinxy goes in you fall behind them.
You are the follow up, you are not the engage, remember that.
Wait for the obstacle, Jinxie and then you're gonna ult in, okay?
Wait for him, wait for him, wait for him. Just wait for him.
You should be able to walk out, it's okay.
Patience, don't worry, don't worry, you're good, you're good, you're good, just walk out.
Alright, so now what you do is you're just gonna let your team walk in first.
You are the follow up, never forget that, okay?
So you do not ever want to engage first, ever.
You can walk us in the ball fight now, Jinxie, okay? You can walk in.
Yeah, I'll go now because your team is in you know you go
Okay, so now just keep doing it more
So you see it's just like that yep, so you just
Exactly, it's about consumption you're signing like I don't need to tell you what you just want ability
You just have to understand kind of what's going on you understand
exactly yes and now the the craziest thing is that if some just love the
closer the boss and assassins you normally want to look for friends like
here you can look for fights
it's okay I think they use everything on you there your teammates didn't follow up
So now what are you gonna do, you're gonna want to back up, you're gonna want to back up, you're gonna want to back up.
How much do you want to back up?
So you can't do barn yet because your midlaner is so bad, so what I want you to do is go top, find the way if you're waiting for barn to spawn.
Press P.
I have a hundred and one.
Coach, step down.
I have a hundred and one.
I have a hundred and 21 CSFs.
You should do better.
But you see, you're full built.
So now you want to get.
Yeah, but the good thing, Moodle, listen.
It's kind of like the bombshell shit.
Get a pot.
Get a pot.
Press P.
The thing is, the bombshell scoreboard,
so it's like a this or a this.
Should I buy anything or no?
You're full build now.
Wait, actually, press Tab.
I want to see something real quick.
Press Tab.
Hey, so now what are you going to do, Moodle?
Just take the wave.
Just take the wave.
That boots, I don't know who told you that boots,
right click your red boot in your inventory
so now you have one more week
you have to sell your boot up
if they walk up to you, you walk away
you keep going until you see someone, okay?
you have to drag your, uh, your, drag it
so now you can WN you up
W? there you go
good, see?
so now that's how I was walking
I want you to run away
I don't know what's going on
what's the circle?
what's the circle?
it's very important
jing jing see, it's very important
it's very important
try to WH, try to WH, WH
open a shop and right click the boots
and then get Merc Treads
open a shop
I'll be back
And the whole way about it, you're fucking taken!
You're fucking taken!
You're selling fast, now get mertreds.
There you go, perfect, there you go.
Any fun you wanna find-
Luna, what the fuck was that?
What do you wanna-
Go back in, go back in!
Now you take your revenge on these motherfuckers.
You can get these fucking cock suckers.
What the fuck?
Get rid of Alton, Jhensi, get rid of Alton.
What the fuck did he come from?
Ready?
Yeah, he just came out of the water.
I'm talking about you, slip him out.
Yup.
Nice.
Now you see him.
You see him, Jhensi?
Alton!
Kill!
nice I'm the game and the game will play
22 kills you're welcome you're walking out of my head oh thank you you get
22 kills on my team kiss my hand now fuck you fuck you I don't even see if you
get 22 kills my team fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck I'm the greatest warwick
in the history of my family I'm not on my character and I'm top play you've
I've never gotten 21, yo!
You never got a 22!
Okay.
I don't know, I'm using the principle of the shit that I, I don't know, I just told you that, I don't know what to tell you.
He's stupid! He got two kills!
Dude!
End the game for us, Daddy. Daddy, end the game for us.
Yep, I got you.
Daddy, end the game for us. Thank you.
So this is what we're gonna need.
Now, we're gonna need now, is we're gonna need hums and muda to settle it.
So Muda un-mute hums and you guys need to settle the beef. Yeah, please Muda
You did amazing, okay, you did oh you did go
Listen, bro. Can I just get some shut off my chest? Yes. Go ahead
So yeah, I forgive you for for I forgive you for anything that you're sorry for
But uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna have some brisk up and you're never gonna coach me again
But I will have you unmuted.
I will have you unmuted.
You can't even listen to me when I told you to go in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So yeah, that's what's going to happen.
I'm breaking up with you.
You're an amazing coach.
It's not you, it's me.
It's not you, it's me.
Wow, Muda, you did absolutely nothing this game.
Yeah, I literally, I actually basically,
I would have had a better KDA if I went upstairs
and jerked off to you, me.
All right?
Is that my fault?
Is that my fault, Muda?
but what you did?
No, no, no, no, no.
No, not at all.
I legit, wait, Mudo, what's the win
win or lost?
What's the win percentage?
I just asked that.
It's 32 wins, 38 losses.
Me, hell.
I remember my first beer.
Absolutely insane.
How do I even check my fucking win rate?
Mudo.
OK, so wait, wait.
Don't pinch G.
So this is what I'll do.
So there's a site here.
I'll show you.
OK.
Is everyone getting a look at my screen?
Yes, sir.
Do you guys want to do a side-by-side comparison?
Yes.
That's it, two of yours.
Yes, I'm our main.
Not this game, though.
Not this game.
Not this game.
No, not the game, but general stats.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's play.
So look at Jensen.
Coach Mooda, and he's on Yona.
He does good.
Put up.
Me, huh?
We'll see about that.
We'll see about that, Hums.
OK, so.
Jesus, that a 45% win rate?
OK, so the difference is right now.
Let him talk let him talk challenge or let him talk. Yeah, let the challenger talk now. I'm never I'm never in his ear though.
The most of those days before he says, Jinxie, you play maybe like, like a couple of games with your brother off stream without
Don't test and then when you're on stream, all you do is play with Don't test when I'm on stream. I never play like maybe once every
every like Muda for one second one second though, would you like a medium fry with your large coat?
All right now here we go let this challenge of talk please okay, so let's look so Muda right now has a
45 person win rate but he just won his last game so it's actually at 46 so Muda has a 46
persona with 32 wins 38 losses he has a 40 persona on yon 25 persona on the
collie holy shit and then it's your persona yasuo and 100% of the bomb now
his yon and a collie stats he averages 8 and 7 and 8 and 8 okay so now we'll look
at Jingxi Jingxi actually has a 49% win rate one game away from 50 he has a
a 60% on Warwick with 42 games, 52% on Master Yi with 29 games, and then we're going to
ignore all of these ones. So on Warwick, he averages 7 and 7, and on Yi, he averages 3
and 5. What is KD on Yone? KD is 8 and 7. But that's still good, he has more kills
though. So the thing is, what it looks like, it looks
It's like, what an easier role, man or jungle.
They're different.
They're fundamentally different.
Jungle is the hardest role in the game.
No, it's not.
Jungle is all about strategy
and you have to be all over that.
Muta, oh, you gotta just last hit your minions
and not hit, you piece of shit.
Yeah, Muta, I'm gonna be honest.
I'm gonna be honest.
And Hums, if you disagree with me, I think you're trolling.
Telling Muta to freeze the wave constantly
is probably the worst thing that you could tell
on the field.
No, it's not, because it allows him to play the game
It's gonna keep playing ping pong if he freezes the wave. He can actually fight
Waves listen, he shoves a fight he roams
Shoven roam
Roaming is not good in this elo. That's not that's not how it works
If he freezes it which he knows how to do surprise like surprisingly he learned that really fast and he's doing it good
Risingly I like that you snuck in surprising me because it's actually a hard skill to do and he learned it
Your your main champion you have a 48 win percentage and my main champion I have a 61%
So I'm better than that emotional games. I wasn't coaching him though. That was when he was it
Wait if you go down look go down go down go down. Okay. Look look you see all those MPs right there
From the 14 and five is six all the way to the three and 12 those games I coached him a big difference
That was you coached him and he went three and he was tired. No, he was legit really tired that how tired was he god damn it
I feel like the nine hours of playing League of Legends shakes.
Bro, that's all the numbers.
That's what I was thinking.
Listen, listen, listen.
Oh, look at the MVP is what I'm in his ear.
And he listens to me.
Today he didn't listen to me.
Okay, listen, just see it.
How about we do a thing?
How about we play mid for 100 gifted?
Nope.
Whoever has-
How about we do this?
What?
First person to silver has to gift, or no.
First person to silver has to admit the other one's better at League of Legends.
stream and you can't do any take some vaccines for it. We're broke. Brown's four. Come on.
Come on. Let's do it. First one to get silver. First one to get silver has to, uh, the other
guy has to admit that he's better. Get, get, get as many codes as you want. I don't care.
I have a system that went right on board. Okay. Four days before you go, you fucking suck.
Okay. 200 get the 200 get the 200 get the 200 get the 200 get the 200 get the 200 get the
okay. So I get gifted for lever reaches silver first. Yes. And
Yes, they have to admit the other one is better. Yes on stream. Yep. Okay
shirtless
When you admit that the other person's better you need to wear a cosplay of the other person's choosing. Yes
Yes, okay, okay
Yeah, okay, I'm gonna get silver bro. No, I will get silver before you. I promise you're gonna plateau motherfucker
They're gonna blot so yeah, right right win every game. I play all right bro. No, now go to my last three games now
All right, let's look
So Jinx that we're young understand that right now your bronze 4 69 LP you are literally
Less than two games away from bronze three and you only
Know are you saying I'll be he's Jinx. He's slightly higher because his MMR is better because it's been raised better. Yeah, it's okay
Yeah, all right, bro, I gotta get off. I'm insuring the 12 hours to eat Christ. All right. Yo, um, yeah, Muda, first one to silver. The other guy asked you with you, dude, you can get coaches. I got that test, bro. I have my coach. You can get coaches. You can get you should get Hamza. You see the lesson. You're talking.
I'm sure pretty much just one hours a day and beat you so you're gonna you think you're gonna get the silver without me
Oh, I am 100% the second after
Come's up what my story gave up on me. That's it. He doesn't listen. Why do you think your player gave up on you?
I'm sorry. Good question. I don't know. He doesn't listen.
You can't you can't you can't see somebody doesn't listen. You can take the camel to the water.
You can't force the camel to drink. You can take the camel. Yeah, you can take the camel,
brother. Guys under the fucking tower. No, Muta, EQ and EQ three, all 10, bro. I said,
I don't know. EQ three, all 10. I'm actually dead by me at all. Muta, you're out of your mind.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I was in a flash. You know, flash. You flash, you flash in place half
the time today. How? So, Humza, what are your thoughts on Muda as a player with a 48% percent?
I think he's good when he listens. I think he's mechanically gifted, but he needs a brain to
control him. You know, he has the he has the hands. I would say, and I don't want to overstep here,
coach Humza, but I would say his positioning is like a deer in advice.
I don't want to overstep though. I don't want to overstep. No, no, no. He does listen. He does sometimes he just he's not good at like
Johnny like when I watch you play you were constantly looking at the map. Yeah, but right now. He's overstimulating. Yeah, I'm just better at that stuff
But he's not as you're playing jungle. So you kind of have to he doesn't really have to do it all the time
But if he if he wants he learns how to play champion fully he'll be able to look at the map a lot more like dodges
It's not that it's not that it's new here.
So we heard, I just want a motherfucker and iron is teaching me how to A-click.
Yeah.
A-YAY!
It's literally good.
No, no, no, no, no.
Okay, Hums, Hums, let me explain something to you.
Oh, he taught me freezing and A-clicking.
It's a-YAY!
Okay, wait, wait, let me actually talk, let me actually talk.
Let me actually talk here.
I genuinely think that Hums teaching stuff like that to new players is bad because the
The problem is, that A-click is teaching you the fundamentals, if you right click you're
going to plateau yourself, it's even worse.
No, but it's time.
Most players, most players only learn A-clicking unless they're ADCs, when they like have already
been playing the game for years.
No!
Yes.
The majority of players do not learn A-clicking as a skill, and they're first even year playing.
It's just true.
Bro, if you're learning some beginning, you're supposed to start with the A-click, that's
the right way.
If you're doing right click, you're only teaching the wrong fundamentals.
No, but it's not it's not about that
It's about the fact that already League of Legends is a weird game in the sense that when you right-click to move
It's it's not normal
So if you teach somebody two different movement patterns while also having to teach them ability usage and all that kind of stuff
Clicking close to the cursor. It's like, yeah, sure long-term. It's gonna help maybe right
But it's like it's gonna make the game so much harder to understand in the beginning process
Wait, I disagree. I'm hearing one thing. My chat is saying Hamza is top 11 NA challenger.
Is that true Hamza? I am currently ranked 10. Yes. So Muda, your coach is a ranked 10 NA challenger.
No, no, you're cutting off deck and you're literally cutting off dodge before speaking.
Bro, this guy is trying to teach me the wrong things at the wrong time.
wrong. Yes, they're beneficial, but not when I'm the lowest rake in the game.
There's hundreds of different things. Yo, I tried to build a build the other day.
Don't test. Don't I start to do another build. I said, you know, the top right,
where you can build a build. Yes, I tried to build a build and he said,
I'm not going to teach you that. That's a newbie. That's a newbie.
I'm not going to teach you how to build that.
Let me I'm gonna be able to a click it's okay. No, no, no that that that was me just throwing as well for sure
But the thing is a clicking is still fine. All right. Yeah, these guys are gonna these guys are gonna be going at it for like an hour chat
I'm gonna raid Don't ask
Listen up. Oh
W stream 12 hours, I don't even know how that's possible. I
Think it's cuz I'm addicted to League of Legends. I'm not gonna lie 12 hours to chat. Listen up tomorrow
tomorrow
Darth Maul cosplay lock the fuck in when you guys see me tomorrow
I will be Darth Maul and I'm gonna go to the mall and get sneakers and the quarter tick tock and I'm gonna go home and
Yeah, I'm gonna stream
Love y'all bro chat love y'all bro Darth Maul cosplay tomorrow coming in hot love y'all God first God of last hardcore Minecraft marathon with Ron
in literally
Yeah, fucking five days.
Love y'all boys, man.
Have a beautiful, amazing fan tab
of the Snipe Go Raid Dantez.
Peace out another day, another peak stream.
Chat, like I said, I think we're gonna stream
for two years in a row.
And then I think once we get to two years,
we're gonna do three years.
Love y'all boys, love streaming.
Thank you guys for changing my life, man.
And I'll see you in the next one.
Oh, in case I don't see you, good afternoon.