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I don't really need a reason to star you, to saw you

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Don't pretend I got a reason to call you, it's not true

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I only got a couple people to talk to, and it's not true

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And I don't even got the pieces to argue, so argue out of your mind

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I got a lot of reasons to fight

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I got a lot of reasons to try for you

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But I'll pull my back to the side

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I'ma, I'ma, never stop

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Head to tail, I'm trying to turn it into something

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This new one say you miss me, why's it missing?

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Here's a cockatoo, wait to see, cause it's

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Something new when I'm prove

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Yeah, yeah, keep taking, keep taking this

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Keep taking, keep taking this

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And I go, speed, keep racing

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Speed racing for the record

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Y'all said I wouldn't make it y'all said I wouldn't be up at 10 in the morning, bro

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Y'all said I'm a bitch all the EU viewers what the fuck is up buttercup

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Guys it's not over. No, no, no, it's not over y'all

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Oh shh, it's not over. Zen one. I didn't miss shit. Shout out all the EU viewers.

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Don't stress, don't stress, baby. I keep drinking, I keep drinking, I keep drinking, I keep drinking, I keep drinking, I keep drinking, I keep drinking, I keep drinking, I keep drinking.

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back to sleep I'm tired me oh me oh what the fuck are you typing man go back to sleep

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you're tired wait hi guys how do I get chat please tell me hi buzz is weak how do I get

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rid of the big timer I think only have asked me rid of it you were playing league at two

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in the morning bro you were stalking my league yeah I got two wins one loss and I had a good

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I'm addicted to the league, I'm addicted, and I lost addiction, think of it as a prime

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loom move, think of it as a one.

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Shall we call Havis?

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Is Havis a wave?

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Shall let's call Havis.

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Oh my God, is she called me in Discord?

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Is she called me?

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Hold on.

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Yep.

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Hey, HavisMind, how's it going?

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Sorry, bro.

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Bro, sorry.

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Sorry, bro.

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Sorry, bro.

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Sorry, bro.

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Sorry, bro.

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Sorry, bro.

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Sorry, bro.

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Sorry, bro.

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Sorry, bro.

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Sorry, bro.

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Sorry.

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Sorry, bro.

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Bro, I thought you're no longer like speaking to an iron league player, bro.

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Yeah bro, so we have multiple issues though, multiple issues.

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Did you forget how to stream?

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You went live with the same title, and the same date, and the same category.

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Just a question.

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Oh, I lag, bro. I didn't know that.

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I didn't know.

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Bro, what?

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I think I said it and I lagged, bro.

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Oh, yeah, it's like the new Twitch bug.

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Yeah, bro, yes.

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Because I said it up and then I lagged out of the thing.

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Yeah, I hate that shit.

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Yeah.

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But yeah, I mean, if you want me to say your title,

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I can.

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Uh, yeah.

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Do you guys have, like, Rob and Mr. Browns or?

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No, no, I'm not going by Mr. Browns.

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You know, I'll fix the title, bro.

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Hold up, give me a second.

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Yeah, guys, it, it, no, I'm not going to go by Mr. fucking Browns because before you know it, then I'd be Mr. Silver, bro.

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It'd be like, my fucking name would just change every day, bro.

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You know what I'm saying?

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Dude chat, we're watch parting RLCS grand finals with Oh nation.

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It's a little squishy.

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This doesn't even sound like a real like day.

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All right, high-fives. Yo, hey, bro. Appreciate you, man. You know what I'm saying, bro?

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And like, bro, if you call me high-fives, like, you know, I'm not an iron anymore. I'm a bronze.

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So like have a little more respect. You know what I'm saying, bro? Because I'm bronze, bro.

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Yeah. So basically, I thought for you as Mr. Bronze.

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No, no, that's not going to catch on because, bro, I'm always going to be raking up, man.

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I'm always going to be raking up. Come on, dude, please.

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You're playing league today, right?

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Dude, yes.

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So, hi guys.

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Tomorrow, man.

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Tomorrow, I'm going to be Darth Maul.

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Literally, I'm going to be Darth Maul.

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And I'm going to call you about the Forza Horizon steering wheel,

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maybe on Tuesday,

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because I don't want to be in a Darth Maul makeup

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and then be working with the wheel for an hour.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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Well, I got you a pretty easy wheel.

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I don't want you to like, uh, maybe sit there and turn with the wheel for three hours.

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So I guess you're a pretty easy wheel.

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Who's IQ is higher?

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Me or Onay?

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Oh, no.

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Are you serious?

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Yeah.

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Oh, this guy's a full-time case opener.

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What the fuck do you mean, bro?

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Yeah.

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Um,

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Boggles are both lower.

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Okay.

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That's not even close.

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Wait, Boggles already in the stream.

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It's coming in, but the, yeah.

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Thanks.

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Yeah.

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Great RLC, happy RLCS day.

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Hashtags, brand positivity, hashtag,

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these are bronze, hashtag,

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never going back to iron, hashtag.

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Dumb fuck.

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Okay, okay.

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Yo, Boggs put a sock in it.

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Hey, Boggs, it's a great day.

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We're watching RLCS semifinals and grand finals

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with ONA pixel and squishy.

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I can't even believe that's a real sentence.

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That one is watching RLCS.

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It's gonna be a great day.

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Boggles, don't fucking ruin it.

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Yo, yo, yo, I'm looking right at you, man.

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I'm looking right at the other half of me.

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Sorry, I'm stimming.

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Boggles, today's a great day.

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Don't fucking ruin it.

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Don't ruin it, man.

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Zen lost in quarters.

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Bro thinks he can bait me.

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I watched the game, bro, when I was on my phone.

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After with the five gift, you know.

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["Fore and Pettles Like The Aluminium Light"]

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Fore and Pettles like the Aluminium Light

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Pettles, finning, they don't know when to stop

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She said forever, baby, you need it again

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Hold on, hold on

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You need me on red, baby, but I still get the noises

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Instead of street doubts, but I can connect them

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If it ain't right, baby, you know I respect it

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If you need time, just take your time

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I got it, I got what I need

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We are going to be raiding your guys's Minecraft bases.

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We haven't done this in two years.

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You guys enjoyed it last time.

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If you don't know how to partake, join the Discord server,

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go to the Minecraft faces section

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and drop your Minecraft faces.

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No penises, bro.

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I'm not doing some dirt block of a wiener.

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Give me a real fucking base, man.

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Because as y'all know,

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I'm gonna be in Minecraft in five days, all right?

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So like, get me inspired, bro.

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Get me fucking inspired, man.

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All right, let's go.

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Chat.

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I'm about to call. I'm about to call. I'm about to call. Here we go. Here we fucking go.

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Check. Here we fucking go. Everybody give me a favor and lock the fucking. This is Rocket

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League Grand Finals Day. We got semifinals into grand finals. After this game we have

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Zen versus, oh my god, Squish started to call. Squish, Dale, Dingo.

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the buddy I only said he wants to do the first one solo just cuz he feels like

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he's gonna gap too much that's what I'm sorry I said it alarm at 10 a.m. my

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I guess when I was up at 3am playing League of Legends, 3am, it's on OP.GG, yes, bro.

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I played a game of Warwick and two games of Yi at three in the morning, bro listen, but

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I'm here chat.

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Okay, now this is gonna happen, bro.

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Twisted Mind versus Shoppire Beltingen, who fucking cares who wins this game?

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Because at the end of the day, it all comes down to the next game, bro.

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finals. Sorry. I think I just

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shoot myself. Yeah. You're right though. Carmine Corp Vitality right? It decides the tournament.

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Carmine Corp and Vitality not only does it decide the tournament, it decides the length of my penis

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for the next four hours bro. If Zen wins, if Zen wins squishy, that means we might see a Zen

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Majors win

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He played insane yeah, this team is very good. Like you move is like the he's like

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He's considered to go he won two worlds in last

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No

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Guys as long as rating plus and consensual if Zen is lifting a trophy today

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I want everybody to grab the penis and start stroking it as long as the rating plus and consensual

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Yeah, thanks for the co-stream thing. I talked to the guy. He's giving like specific perms only for it. Oh, you did it

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You're in okay. Yes. Wait, why can't everybody just do it?

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Oh

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Wait wait

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Wait, wait, wait

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Why are they doing that crazy and a

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Doing them oh my god

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Yo

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Yeah, look at the stadium

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bro bro bro rocket leaks community is fucking insane chat look at this I've

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never seen a seed stadium this full love seeds but oh my fucking god bro do y'all

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see that

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All right, I won't pause again I won't pause again

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I

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Okay

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Championship Sunday, are you a rat?

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They're like really

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here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go first

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gentleman best player in North America yes I would say that's all I'll tell you

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I would say like best statistical player but there's Daniel bro yeah I don't

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keep forgot about Daniel statistically though yes he's like crazy so all

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All these games are BO7s, yes.

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Yes.

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Three series left, all elimination, and Zen's to Limber.

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And also against international competition,

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LJ, he could pass, he could pass.

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Oh!

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Zen's left last series, by the way, like, he's like,

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pretty perfect.

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Dude, I tuned into the stream.

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I tuned in, and it was 3-0.

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I woke up at, like, 10 AM.

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Yeah, it was, like, a little too easy.

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Man, this is going to be a match.

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Man, when I see these two going up,

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Bro, so every time the camera goes on an NA player,

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they boo.

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I don't know dude. I think these games all these semis and everything is like neck like 50 50 chance. All right, then if you think it's 50 50 I think it's 100 and zero.

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You want to bet on this?

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Let me know.

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You want to bet on this?

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No.

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I don't know.

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I think these games, all of these semis and everything

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is like 50-50 chance.

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All right, then.

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If you think it's 50-50, I think it's 100-0.

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Twisted minds wins.

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Why?

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Crowd buff.

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Crowd buff.

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Crowd buff, yeah.

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I think, if I had to pick, I would say twisted minds as well.

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But I'll go with the bell.

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Just the opposite, though.

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This is a lucky mix.

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Cool.

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Little five gifted.

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What is that pussy kid down five?

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What are you?

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Jeff Bezos?

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You're like, me oh, me oh, it's but yeah, yeah.

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Bro, it's a chill bet, bro.

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I'm easing into the morning, man.

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No, it's three, we're only a three series, bro.

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You weren't here the whole major.

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Oh, hey.

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We're gonna get a perfect.

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This guy's a fucking degenerate, chat.

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Honor gifted, honor gifted.

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OK, fine, deal.

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Honor gifted, block it.

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Bro, I'm not gonna lie.

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I wanted to go five gifted because you're automatically

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gonna lose, buddy.

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Because I'm actually an idiot.

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They just beat gentlemen.

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Yeah, and I have.

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I'm proud of off on my side

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Yeah, I think that was a terrible man, but let's do it. Let's take it out. Why is don't test texting me at 10 in the morning?

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What could this text possibly entail, bro?

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The silver soldier is coming period. Yeah, this guy, you know, bro chat

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I actually think don't that's isn't like a never-ending like a schizo rant

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But he's not he's not wrong. He's not wrong chat. He's literally not wrong. Oh, yeah

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I tuned into like your road to bronze yesterday for like one game after I was untreaming and you were so pissed

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Wait, you watch the game where I got entered?

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You were like yelling at some guy named Kale or something?

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Yep, and I told Kale to Kale. Okay, well, I'm not gonna say that.

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But yeah, no, no, you look like you were having a good time, but you know what?

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That's the epitome of a league player. Like you never have fun, but you're addicted. That's that's literally what it is

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Yeah. So one of the first things I learned from Dontes about League of Legends is,

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because like when you play a game like Rocket League, you can actually have fun.

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You could score goals and have fun. Bro, when you play League of Legends,

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you're not playing to have fun.

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Dontes actually told a viewer the other day, he came in my chat and he said,

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Jinxie, I'm thinking about downloading League of Legends. Is it fun?

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And then Dontes said, and I quote,

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if you're downloading League of Legends to have fun,

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just uninstall the game right now.

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So basically what it's all about is your job as a League of Legends player is not

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fun is to make other people miserable whether that's your teammates or the enemy teammates but that's

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your job. Is the torture chamber and never ending torture chamber and your job is to throw somebody

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else into the torture chamber and escape. That's pretty fun. So basically wait Squishy have you

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you have like zero minutes on the game like zero minutes? I played for I played a single match before

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and rage quit in like, yeah, like 20 minutes.

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So basically what happened in the game yesterday

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with Kale was he, like, my Kale fad the opponent top laner

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and my Kale went 0-6 in nine minutes,

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which is actually a statistical anomaly.

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He went 0-6 in nine minutes.

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So then the enemy top laner was so fed,

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he started running around to everybody else's lanes

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and gaping all of our holes wide open.

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So because our Kale was so bad,

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we can no longer play the game.

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I forgot about that night game.

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If you have a bad team,

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they can just like make the other team stronger as well.

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Yes.

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Yep.

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Bro, no, I played one game with friends

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that were like pretty high ranked

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and I guess the hidden elo

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made the game impossible, so I was getting fucked.

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Yep.

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Bro, SR's jerseys are actually stuck right below.

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Oh yeah, there's an announcement after this series

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that's supposed to be like insane, like fucking much.

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But yeah, isn't it announcing the whole, like, update of a game?

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Uh...

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Whoa.

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Jinx.

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Do you know...

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Yeah.

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Do you know... hold on.

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Do you know something or no?

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Alright, so I'm going to go and twist it behind here.

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I'm going to go and twist it behind here.

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Let's go now.

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Paolo, thank you for the prime.

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Chad!

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Well, I thought this was public information.

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Miho.

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chat I'm sorry I thought it was public info

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the game involved hopefully no one clips

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the week just a little but I didn't say

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anything you didn't say anything you're

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just you're just guessing you're just

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guessing oh my god here we go

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right here we go here we go all right

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I have to survive which you have stopped

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rebellion everybody locked in

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To be a banger series, bro, I have a feeling these next three can be bangers get better

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Gifted put the Jager black ice in my ass

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Squishy this is gonna go game seven that would be cinema. I'm not gonna

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All right, we're gonna go lock the fucking. Oh, it's only right to start off in the Eiffel Tower here beautiful

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Love that touch from the casters

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Dude, Rocky League? Bro, I hope they just do more stadiums, bro.

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Dude, weirdly enough, the stadiums in the game are my favorite thing about the game.

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I'm not gonna lie. I love the stadiums.

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They have good vibes, good vibes.

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They have really good vibes, bro.

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Here we go.

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Only gonna happen for next for those of you guys asking.

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He said he's gonna take this one, so let's go.

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Oh my gosh!

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It's okay because only is gonna be here for the cinema series for yeah, my time to Casey

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Oh my god, what is it monkey moon?

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Dude, oh my god, I love watching this game. It's so satisfying

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It's like a never-ending highlight reel. Oh

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Oh

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I'm not gonna lie Nupo. Nupo looks like he's rivaling Zen this turn. He's always playing insane

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You know Zen every time he has the ball you're like oh fuck like Nupo's the same right now

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So there was like a 1v1 world championship and he won that Nupo guy, which is like that mode

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You have to be very technical to win

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You can't mess up at all. Okay

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I would say one is the hardest one. I mean, you know you play once like if you fuck up at all at once you get

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Yeah, if you overextend it's an instant goal. It doesn't matter if they're bad

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They can just dribble there and it's even harder when you're like the highest rank is they could turn a goal out of anything

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Yeah in the highest rank squishy and once they even really like ariel and air dribbled and shit like that

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No, dude, it's it's very crowded

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But if they go in the air everything's a fate like it's very safe

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They're everything you do is like safe with the intention of like I'm not gonna commit

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of keeping your calm in deep.

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You know, I actually like one still, because when I lose,

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I can't blame my teammates, and I can't cope like a piece of shit.

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That's all I did.

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The first year of playing, all I did is play one.

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And you get better quicker, because it's just you and the ball, right?

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Like, you the ball and one of the two.

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It's not like so much chaos.

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So you want to move champs so you guys can see their faces.

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OK.

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There you go, Chas.

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Now you guys see the faces.

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You is going to be mechanical!

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Yeah, I made it smarter.

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I'm going to surprise you, bitch!

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You know, between him and Lugo, TRK, Oste, Nas, and RG.

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It's looking good!

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Check my number, 100 gifted on Twitch here!

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You're the third before Thanos entered the lobby.

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All good, dude.

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You know, you know our all-time, you know our all-time gifted to each other?

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I know you're off, that's all I know.

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I'm gifted to you, 625, so you've gifted me 3,200 subs.

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I'm not falling for my center.

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What?

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Wait, wait. What?

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Top 3 of my all-time Gisling.

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What?

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It's my tire street.

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Yeah, I'm not kidding.

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Like, your name is perma on the banner up top.

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I have the, like, all-time thing.

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I've only given 600 euros.

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Last major was big, bro.

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Holy shit!

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You gave me a thousand when I beat you in sketch it like it was like your first week on I beat you in sketch

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With no boost you gave me a thousand which I don't know what you're thinking

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I said I said I was gonna win you're like you're not being able to no boost you

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I'm actually a damn ass moon.

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Come on!

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Nice!

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Very defensive game right now.

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So this TRK guy, do you remember him?

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Yeah, I okay, I remember that the last one was on yes, what was he on falcons or something?

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That'd be ball knowledge. Bro at the last page was like carrying and got so

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He was he was playing like the best on a team. Yeah, wait. I just realized what the fuck happened to falcons

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They're on the semis. They didn't make it. Yeah. So remember how I was talking about uh, trolley

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He was on kc and he was the highest paid player of like ever, bro

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like oh my god oh my fucking god so he had a set like the most ridiculous

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hour this day ever and like broccoli probably kiss free and they didn't make

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the major like falcons never miss his major and they missed the major with them

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for the first time ever wait but he's probably gonna get kicked by a low key

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like hard what's there what is the region Middle East Middle East this is

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where twisted minds is from twisted minds made it over Falcons but here pay

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left side team make it from the Middle East how many teams only two only two

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who was the other one uh r8 so r8 made it over falcons yeah i never even heard of that

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fucking team bro what no dude middle east players are demon fans like to put into perspective

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there's middle eastern team their sub i remember their sub was in a prac room like 8am to like 2am

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every day for a major i'm not kidding like their sub bro he wasn't on the main starting roster playing

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for 14 hours a day. It's gross. They're just drivers, dude. They love the game. They love it.

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Yeah, this is a bad, bad, bro. This is real.

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France is so good at Rocket League, bro.

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It's crazy. Did you see France is like the best country for Rocket League?

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Yeah, they're the strongest.

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It's so cool that they did it in France for this game, dude. That's obviously all for the world.

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Yeah, that's so sick. I thought it was crazy energy one worlds last year. It was in France

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That's like the world championship. Everyone thought I was

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World oh my god. Is that like three months? Yeah, that the world's this year's gonna be in Dallas

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I think it's coming out. What wait wait wait is world team what month is worlds in what month September September?

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It's like September 15 my birthday month, bro

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Dude, I'm not gonna shit in September. Yeah, we have to watch that

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Yeah, that would be peak. That would be peak.

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And it's gonna be at a good time. I don't like about fucking. Yes, it is crazy.

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Most of the one game bet he's dead. He's a bad pub. So good a prime Mike. Take it a bit. Appreciate job chat.

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Now they lost, yeah.

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This international, these international events, like the whole playoff bracket is stacked. So like every game is pretty good in the playoff.

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It's very rare to like a block game. I mean we might watch them right here, but

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No, I think we're gonna get the W know the chat

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Yeah, I have a feeling it's gonna be close but I really do I really do that. I feel like it's gonna be close

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Also

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But dude, it's all good question because the next year is fucking

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generational

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Generational man. There's something in France. You have the tier versus then in front in fucking yeah

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Wait, so who do you think is gonna have more fans KC or vitality?

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Good question, bro. I mean that's hard. I mean, I think I think Zen really hard carries that but like

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Casey's fan, I think Casey man. I think Casey. What is your cat that appears to be?

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Casey, they're saying Casey by far. Yeah, wait, who's the guy that owns Casey? What's his name again?

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Kamito, I think

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Does he watch part of the rocket events surely he does right or no, he does sometimes

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Yeah

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Right in Paris like

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That's a crazy that is watching yours. You ever thought about making your own like team like for real bro, which oh

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Oh, wait, who was talking to me about that?

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It was K-Song.

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Bro, yes, bro.

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Holy shit, how did you do that?

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Imagine in a world, bro.

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OK, just imagine in a world that I have my own Siege team,

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my own Rocket League team, my own League of Legends team,

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and my own CS team.

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Could you imagine that, bro?

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That would be so sick.

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And then, dude, you know what's cool about CS and stuff?

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That you get, like, stickers in that game?

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You're, like, immortalized in the game, too.

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Like, if it's like, oh my god.

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I mean if it's opening for my own sticker with all that for your own sticker. Yeah, you're actually good. Yeah, she could

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But yeah, obviously it costs money, but

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Yeah, but K-Song K-Song was saying that if I had my own e-sports team

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He said he doesn't think that I would lose that much money

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He said he said I probably get sponsors and I wouldn't lose that much money

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You definitely yeah, you definitely could get sponsors

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But yeah, I kind of want to try to do that like 2027 or something have my own orgs and just have like five games

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Oh my god, did you see that? I mean they're gonna yeah

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A lot of players sort of shoot that and he went for a pass. It's like a way smarter play way smarter

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Fucking TQ. I don't I don't know. I feel like my belly is getting cut. So he didn't look close

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Dude have they scored? I'm gonna start building my own org like today bro. It might take a while

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But I'm gonna start doing it. Okay 100% chat lot

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Literally lot

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That actually would be safe, they're like watching stuff like anything you watch will be more exciting because you care about a team in it.

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But you need a higher team though, people that can help with stuff because it's a lot of work.

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Yeah, 100% it's out. I don't even know what I would name or if I had a word

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I'm about naming it jitties disciples guys

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actual names

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Chunko jiddlers Jinx e sports is actually very clean

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Yeah

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Even the yeah, even this that's fine and then the brand they could literally if you really wanted to it could be your logo

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Or like some variants of your logo

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Bro, but I have to at least get like a rocketing. I love watching rocketing if I have no

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I think it's one of the cheapest and you know what you know the change I was talking about we're like

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Oh, they actually had an ultiated, they actually come back.

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That change I was talking about where like,

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when you make major now, like, there's that bundle that goes for sale and the teams get a percentage split.

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Like, that actually makes it kind of like, sustainable, I think, to get into, you know?

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For the org, which is really good.

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You can get your like, return on to the back of the players, you know?

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Yes.

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Guys, I'm not naming my gaming org the Darth Maul.

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Literally fuck off.

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Yeah, this looking good for me so I should take a five

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How much the league teams cost oh, I think it's the most expensive

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bro chat yeah getting a good yo bro t1 oh my fucking god oh my this team is

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gross bro that means in finals we might have a bunch of friends that's me

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p2 monkey yeah monkey moon but here or is that bro um t1 I'm pretty sure they

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pay faker chat what is his salary it's like 6 million a year or something this

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is not this is not counting winnings or bro league is people in a million a year I mean

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the biggest game in the world like it's it is bro in Korea if you're a pro league player

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in Korea and you're good you are literally a K-pop star like that's how famous they are

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that's not like is that like range normal though like is no god fakers the best he's

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the best ever okay I was just saying like like what is like a like an average from I

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I don't know this game's over.

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Is a million a year average for a Korean top player?

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Maybe, honestly, I really don't know for a Korean top player.

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Maybe I really don't know.

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I was just so much money in there in that game because, bro,

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when there is world finals in League of Legends, there is literally

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over a million viewers watching concur.

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Literally over a million like, yeah, that's crazy.

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I mean, there's the sponsor, bro.

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We in Dante's we're watching LCS yesterday. It was pretty funny because we had to be all PR

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The reason why we had to be PR was because there's literally like fucking 12 sponsors on an LCS game

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Like it's actually insane. They have sponsors

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Oh I see, I see

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Yeah, yeah, yeah

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People don't understand how big of a game League is, unless you actually like play League

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Now I know their viewership has been crazy for years

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Bro, but in Korea and like Japan and China, it's like a gyce-cantin' thing.

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Literally gyce-cantin'.

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I didn't know he was making fucking six though.

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From contract salary, that's like a dessert.

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Yeah, not even prize pooled or sponsored.

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They're about to Brazil though, man. What the hell?

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Especially, I've never even... Bro, have we seen a team score six goals in a game?

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I don't know if this happened.

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I don't know if we have.

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dude what the fuck is going on and this is a semi of a major

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dude faker also owns part of the four apparently

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only code are three ones

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yeah so because faker is so fucking cool they gave him ownership of T1

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like me hope bro's gonna run up a hundred million dollars off a league of

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legends like what the fuck

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That's a sin holy deserve you. I mean yeah

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No, wait, how many more chance to look three or four five

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That's for sure deserve because did you know how much discipline you probably need sorry like six time world champs which is six

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What yes, they want six

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Jesus dude, actually, I can't wait to watch party world chat and watching faker would be sitting on bro

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I've been here for a while.

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Wow.

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Yeah.

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What time will the games be at like 3 in the morning or something?

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Holy shit.

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Oh no, no.

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Bro, words is in, words is in NA.

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Chat, words is in NA this year.

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Oh my god.

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Wait, how many worlds does he play that?

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To win 6?

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I don't know.

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Chat wouldn't know.

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That's crazy though.

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But yeah, you know, he's putting in like, I wonder how many hours he has.

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public information. I wonder, like, I feel like you have to be, like, super chuddy in

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that game. Like, everyone's probably playing 10 hours a day.

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How long are the games, at least, an hour?

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Uh, they can be 28 minutes. They can be an hour.

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Okay. I haven't, I haven't had a two-hour game yet, and if I do, I'll probably just kill myself.

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In GTA. I haven't had a two-hour game yet.

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Geno, have y'all ever had a two-hour game in League?

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try and demo them a bit more,

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unselect all them where they stand.

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It's not possible.

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Okay, they're saying two hour game is impossible,

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but one hour is possible.

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And they give a moment.

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Okay, okay.

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It's how you could get through.

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Faker is so, I don't know if this is true,

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I'm just reading a chat.

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He said Faker is so good,

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he didn't have to do military service in Korea.

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Like he didn't even have to do-

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Like he skipped the mandatory service.

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I'm pretty sure in South Korea,

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there's like mandatory military service.

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He didn't even have to do it because he's,

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Bro, he's literally like one of the most famous people in South Korea.

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That's insane. I didn't know I was leading like that.

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There is something making things because...

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Bro, and he plays, dude, he plays a champion.

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Well, he plays a bunch of champions, like Azir and like, or what is it, chat?

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Bro, he plays a champion called Twisted Fate Squishy.

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I have played like 80 games of League.

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I've never even seen someone play it because it's so hard to play.

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It's so hard to play.

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like what separates players in that game like well I think a lot of

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challengers mainly only play one role and like one character or two characters

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but a lot of pros can play multiple characters at a challenger level and

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just the skill the skill expression in league is like the most skill expression

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I've ever seen but I think what is happening is like we only watch like

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one game of LCS yesterday. So I don't know much, but I think what's happening is the pros are so good that there's not really that many like, you know, random fights and stuff.

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So it all comes down to like the dragon fights and the Baron fights where it's like all big team fights and it's really cinnamon.

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Okay, okay. Yeah, honestly, that's like the only game I'm watching the day of. I have like no clue what's happening when I'm watching that game.

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Yeah, it's all just it's all the sprint the thing is squishy

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I've played 70 games or 80 games if I watch else. Yes, I have no idea

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It's like still hard to follow it. I don't know what you're going up

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Bro, I was watching Baker highlights with my chat on my like second day of the game

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I had no idea was I was watching

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Yeah, I've seen I've seen like some of his most popular clips and the crowd just freaking out and I don't really

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I'm sure it's crazy

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I kind of want to understand it oh my god, oh my god

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Wow, it's actually really lucky

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I just hung out

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okay SR down to zero the winning game three though they're winning game three

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maybe we have a game here

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Oh

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Shit

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No fucking way man

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That's not like punch their buttholes are there on the goal line

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Oh

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Dude they're just siphoning like so early at everything now

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It's actually good. So we're better. It's playing really defensive like the last two games now. They're now they're just full like

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Kind of a thing everything. I think it's going for everything

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Not getting a fuck. It's kind of working better. Like I'll do this one. It shouldn't went but

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Which goes at a pop

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But they could really change other play

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Did it time out? I wasn't paying attention. They timed out that made sense. They probably just changed the game.

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Oh my god, he got there well. God, the pros just get there so fast.

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Oh, they did time out. That makes sense. They were trying to talk about, they were getting fucked, they were just sitting in there and now they're trying to control the game more.

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How did they just get there so quick, Chad? God, they played so fast.

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You know play more rock-a-lea when your beat outcomes out, bro

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I'm gonna get diamond next season switchy if I don't get diamond beat this shit out of me

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Done literally choke me out and beat this shit out of me

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I think you remember my first day of the game my goal was to diamond

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I do remember yeah, yes, bro. I got black to bro. I can get diamond. I know I can't you can't another young PC

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I think you definitely

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Wait

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I can't get diamond this season because I'm not gonna lie boggles instant the fuck out of my games

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But I can get diamond next

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Yeah

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So you definitely you definitely can and also like I don't know if you play like someone consistently

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You'll start to like go for more stuff in the air just fun

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Wait squishy, I didn't tell my chat this but dude wait

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Yeah, or no, I don't even remember squishy. I have it like I got a decal and a topper

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But I also think I think I have an anthem too, bro

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I think it's me saying

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When you score when you score I think it goes

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That's really cool, yeah, no, I know bro when they texted me about that I was like so happy

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Bro, Rocket League is actually my most streamed game in 2026, like I have more hours streamed on Rocket League than any other game, even more than Siege, bro.

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Really?

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Siege is my second most streamed, and Rocket League's number one.

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Cause I started in January.

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Yeah, you were playing for like 3 months straight.

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Yeah, I've been playing for like 2 weeks, like I've been playing.

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Yeah.

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Oh my god.

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Another goal?

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Well, you saved it.

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Did wait I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure I would have snuck in you over thought it

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The shop loses games

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Alright, if SR doesn't score right now, the series is fucking over.

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Jack, SR needs to score or they're literally done.

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Let me get a heat check. Heat, heat check. God damn it, I love play.

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Did you hear the announcer say heat check, Jack?

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Let me get a heat check. Wait! Oh my god, what the fuck was that move? What was that move?

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He's going for like a skin so there's like a touching get with his ass cheek there that just like lies it or not

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Wait, you can't let him in midair. Bro pros are so fast. Oh my god

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This is so important for us on chat if moist is watching this I guarantee you his butthole is clenched right now

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Oh

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My god

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I

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Think Shopify actually be twisted in this tournament already in the game five

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I don't know how this is so like one-sided now

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Wait he chipped him he chipped him hold up

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Chat potential ten minute over time

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I think last major we had a bunch of those remember like there's like a bunch of like eight minutes

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Yeah

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that is true shop so shop you twisted the center right but it was in the studio

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stage like no crowd I think that does make a difference

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You got teammates behind you where I need a TLK.

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Get someone from the ceiling!

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Keep them in the point score!

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It took five minutes in the previous game from the last series to score.

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We're looking lightly for a score.

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Dude, this is insane.

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What is his defense?

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On target, mate. He's gonna be back.

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Thanks to his teammate.

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Can he get it central?

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I'll give you a step.

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Shutting him down rather.

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The boost is playing a very vital part here.

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I throw it then quite right before the skate kicked off.

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Oh my god, I messed up.

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He missed!

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What?

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Oh, he had a free goal.

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Just overthought it.

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Oh no, I need to go on the balls.

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Not what you want to see.

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Chat, ten minute overtime.

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Ten minute overtime.

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I understand a little bit

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Yeah, I was just wondering like if it feels too fast

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No, I understand it. I just can't do it. Yeah. Yeah, I

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Mean did 99.999999% of people can't do it

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Well, I can't even get close to this

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Yeah

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Bro this oh cheese we're going for fire. Oh my god. Oh my no five minutes chat

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And then you get no breaks like if the lock in the entire time

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Wait, no, wait, I miss miss the ball. No miss to my ball

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Out of the game check out of the game right there out of the game right there

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And that would have been serious too

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Because then it's three zero you're not really three zeros

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Wait

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Both teams and miss wait out. It's gotta be it's gotta be

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That was so sexy. That was so sexy.

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That was so hard to score. Actually like he had no angle.

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Hits it back. Oh my god. Holy shit.

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Okay we kind of have a series. Loki we have a series now.

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And the rebellion side will bring a side release.

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I would say this. And the best of seven winning that game specifically

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feels so relieving because if you lose it just literally feels like a throw there.

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It feels like it's over.

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Bro that was so sexy man.

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God what a goal.

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What a fucking goal.

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It's gonna be funny.

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I almost hit 900 elo on chest though.

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Didn't tell you.

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Wait, I've been grinding bro.

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What?

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Squishy.

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You're almost 900 below in chess.

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I hit 865 and then I lost two games.

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I'm like 840 now.

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But yeah, I started the same day you started, basically.

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But I've been playing three or four rapid games a day,

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probably.

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Probably about that.

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Wait, so squishy, do you play 10 minute or three minute

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or five minute?

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10.

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Well, I got my bullets at 600.

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My bullets at 600.

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and then basically once I had 600 rapid I got everything off 600 then I just

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been playing rapid now I don't like blitz or bullet

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this actually made bro I'm um I only played 10 minutes I'm one win of 500

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you know and I'm gonna hit it later today I'll say this bro 500 to 600

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felt fuck like it felt so hard 600 to 800 felt super easy I feel like there's a

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lot of like either new like people that played board or something in real life

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I don't know. It's just weird. 500 felt the hardest.

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Wait, wait, wait. What's happening? What's happening?

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There's a tech pause. Take pause.

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Remember their AFK at best?

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Um, no, but like, it was really weird.

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500 to 600 felt so hard.

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I was stuck there for like, the longest.

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And then, I think in a week, I went from 600 to 800.

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Plus, so much easier.

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I did a decent amount of puzzles. That actually helped me a bit.

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I'm not gonna lie. Puzzles actually helped me a bit.

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865 but like close and close. I want to hit a thousand by the end of the year.

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I think you could do it too. You won that turning. You won that turning.

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And one of the games in that turning you actually like played like so good. I don't know if you know what you're talking about.

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You like made you made it with the horse and the fucking the queen at the end. But I got about you just played the moves perfectly.

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Yes

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That was sick that you won that

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You could only in the final it's right that's right. Yeah, I don't know

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Is it only like 800 no fuck no god no no I thought he won't I thought his rating was a hundred

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His rating was like 1100 because apparently I don't know what happened, but only it's like

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I think he's like five

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Yeah, I'm addicted to the chess. I love chess.

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Yeah, the reason why chess is just a great game is like when you lose, you can't play

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in lag or matchup. It's like the fairest game ever.

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You just gotta play. You just gotta play.

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I can't watch like the best players because you don't even know what the fuck they're

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thinking like watching protests is like impossible unless you're like you know

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I was watching the hikaru in this tournament called candidates and yes I

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saw I saw that down like 45 minutes on time and I'm like I'm thinking he's

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panicking I was watching his stream it took him 20 minutes 20 minutes

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20 minutes thinking oh he's just thinking like calculating everything

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that's gonna happen bro they look like fucking 50 what he moves oh my god

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snap bump I didn't catch it look at this squishy people never got my tomb look

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at this bang it leaves the ball and bumps you won me three then literally beat

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two bumps the third

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on tiktok you said you weren't streaming anymore bro that was two months ago and

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it was April cools man are you two months behind

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I

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Add on a guy's own age watching the next series

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Ro has the greatest emoting which it's you know, only was trying to set up a forza horizon

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I actually asked my channel before you got on I was asking if if you ever got the wheel set up and they're like

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No, I was laughing for like two minutes. I love it like you were watching

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No, you called over some shit yesterday, I was fucking bad

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That actually works like a lot of the time

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I think he ended up getting the logic one that you got

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Yeah, I don't know me I mean personally like the better team even last game

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What am I thinking?

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Funnels this game, you know, just keep the major change, bro.

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Stupid.

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That's right, GDs.

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Well, it's gonna be 3-1.

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Unless...

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Unless S.R. could do like a miracle.

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This looks really bad, Bress R man.

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Wait, bro if it goes 3-0 just to zippy mob coach.

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If it goes 3-0 GGs man.

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Wait, Vamo vorra carajo nupo, oh my god.

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Oh my god bro.

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No

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Monkey moon monkey moon

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He's pretty job

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That's insane like how good like I want to just reading everything in advance like he's just floating for the ball even

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Every single snap offensive and defensive it is a really hard much

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Check what do you mean check Marlin? Why are people saying that what?

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What's happening to Marlin?

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Actually fire why would I check this?

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This is in a car on his phone

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Mom mom mom, okay, so you guys said to check Marlon to say mom literally go fuck yourself

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Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Turkey. Turkey, bro. Oh my god. Turkey. Look at this.

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Up the side. Okay. This game is completely fucking over. 3131. That's an A. Series not

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over yet series not over series not over this game is over

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the beginning of this series dude I knew I forgot something I was gonna see the

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protein bar when I woke up I'm hungry oh you still like you're probably doing

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like soccer training but you like working out so no I took a break from

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training but what what check I got invited to another thing but I can't

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Say what it is chat, but it's not this side of my charity match, but it's coming up kind of kind of kind of soon

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So I have to say

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Oh like another socket another yeah another football

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I got invited to another football match. It's not a week. It's not a week. It's not a week

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Dead you already did it's not that it's something else

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It's not that yeah, it's something completely different

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But I have to thank for that for at least like a couple weeks

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the world cup you think I got invited to play in USA's national team what the

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fuck bro I couldn't even start on a high school team right now well maybe

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because I have old man's friend

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Jack when I start on a high school football team right now what do you

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I think wipe that smile off your face. Okay. Have a timeout dance

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You wouldn't start in a middle school

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see how many times these players have linked up rebellion and actually your drops working

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considerably more often um i haven't even checked i don't know

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player to the other convention 23 on the side of twisted minds yes i'm gonna get them they are

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big splash cobo okay they are for you they come here again i'll check

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you wouldn't start in a kindergarten jean go fuck yourself

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So much joy this team have had.

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They have to put up with the first killer.

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He's already committed there.

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And we saved by his teammates.

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Bail down for now.

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Close for us 100 boosts.

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It's an awkward start in game.

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Number five for the 100 million.

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And then I'll take another 30 seconds to be honest.

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Could we see an SR comeback chat,

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or is Twisted Mind just going to finger blast them?

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Let's see.

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It's just mind unsteady.

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It's happy days.

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What a devil.

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Three in the chat if you've ever been finger blasted.

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But no one to follow us.

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If that hasn't been the story so far.

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In game

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Scene 3's wait, oh go go go go bro. They save that

01:00:02.040 --> 01:00:04.120
Squishy do you drink coffee or no? I

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Don't I don't I just had a crazy coffee part like it was actually bad coffee gives you dude when I

01:00:12.200 --> 01:00:14.680
I get the most gassy parts ever

01:00:14.680 --> 01:00:16.680
I

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Never I never like never got into it. I feel like I'm gonna rely on it too much because my sleep is always ass

01:00:21.960 --> 01:00:24.760
That's smart. No, I would tell anybody don't drink coffee

01:00:27.320 --> 01:00:31.760
Bro this is what you were talking about when it's a 2v1 it's just over

01:00:32.760 --> 01:00:34.760
Yeah, one just tasted the ball

01:00:35.000 --> 01:00:37.000
Look at how pros do it. Look at that

01:00:37.600 --> 01:00:39.600
When it's a 2v1, it's over

01:00:39.880 --> 01:00:42.400
One guy hits the goalie one guy dribbles it in

01:00:44.680 --> 01:00:48.680
Bro, Twisted Mines might put up a good fight in the finals, god damn!

01:00:48.680 --> 01:00:53.680
Bro, adding TRK to their team is disgusting, Squishy.

01:00:53.680 --> 01:00:57.680
Yeah. I mean, dude, TRK got kicked, he got removed for-

01:00:57.680 --> 01:00:58.680
BAAAARGHHH!

01:00:58.680 --> 01:01:02.680
Like, he didn't, you know what I mean? He didn't leave, like, he got kicked.

01:01:02.680 --> 01:01:04.680
And he got infected as well, by the way.

01:01:04.680 --> 01:01:07.680
He got kicked because my twin brothers start to be sad.

01:01:07.680 --> 01:01:08.680
Yes.

01:01:08.680 --> 01:01:11.680
The twin brothers are never gonna kick each other, so if you're the third guy and you lose,

01:01:11.680 --> 01:01:14.680
guy and you lose as a matter of how good you are you're just gonna get kicked out of town.

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Yeah, 100%

01:01:16.680 --> 01:01:21.680
No, TRK was the best player on Falcon at the last major. I remember saying that a hundred times.

01:01:22.680 --> 01:01:25.680
Yeah, he was, he was. Last major, last major for sure he was.

01:01:37.680 --> 01:01:40.680
Dude, they did get a piece of everything, like...

01:01:41.680 --> 01:01:43.680
You're saying

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Road to pros ever type in all chat

01:01:56.600 --> 01:02:00.480
Like in RLCS now, yeah, I could be toxic. Yeah. Oh

01:02:03.520 --> 01:02:07.400
My god, like some pros in a passive like quick-chatted, but it's like

01:02:07.400 --> 01:02:13.240
Because those like it. I don't know there's some like there's some beef. There's some beef, but never really typing like

01:02:20.560 --> 01:02:23.800
Okay, the drops are good now, I think I think your drops got updated to

01:02:37.400 --> 01:02:44.120
just been gifted 30 free has been comming from the bank of close blood midfield first get a shot on target

01:02:47.000 --> 01:02:50.600
oh my god wait what happened oh my god

01:02:53.400 --> 01:02:59.880
oh my god okay okay okay dude i need to win this game come on i believe pass it to the center in

01:02:59.880 --> 01:03:01.880
Fucking

01:03:03.000 --> 01:03:05.000
So so powerful

01:03:05.000 --> 01:03:10.200
It is because everyone's so patient defense that's what if you look for a pass except like randomly infield

01:03:10.200 --> 01:03:15.820
No, one's ready. Everyone's just waiting for like the hit toward the backboard. Oh, oh, oh my god

01:03:16.160 --> 01:03:18.160
Wait a minute. Wait a minute

01:03:18.720 --> 01:03:20.720
SR

01:03:21.120 --> 01:03:24.640
Once you miss throw that's all it takes like one miss and that's it. It's a goal

01:03:24.640 --> 01:03:27.880
Wait a minute. Jeff towards that pounder. Thank you for the tier one

01:03:29.880 --> 01:03:33.880
This series taps the back to be turned on its head.

01:03:33.880 --> 01:03:36.880
Shumped by a failure, back on top. Nubot.

01:03:36.880 --> 01:03:38.880
He gets his catch in the corner, Monkeen in front of him.

01:03:38.880 --> 01:03:41.880
Can't Nubot find it, does he need to? Can he go so fast?

01:03:41.880 --> 01:03:43.880
He gets his touch on Monkeen, he goes high.

01:03:43.880 --> 01:03:46.880
He has to wait to fix my going for it. Monkeen gets the both as well.

01:03:46.880 --> 01:03:48.880
Nubot was heading back. Shumped by a failure.

01:03:48.880 --> 01:03:50.880
So close to their second game.

01:03:50.880 --> 01:03:53.880
Very free, 3v1 and Nubot does come out the better.

01:03:53.880 --> 01:03:55.880
Here in the boost is LJ.

01:03:55.880 --> 01:03:58.880
He's getting way too middle for him. It's comfort.

01:03:58.880 --> 01:04:00.880
Oh shit

01:04:03.440 --> 01:04:07.160
I don't know it's like a momentum shift jinx they've woken up a bit hold on

01:04:09.600 --> 01:04:12.520
Wait, I'll just peeking every touch he has it's like dangerous

01:04:12.520 --> 01:04:30.440
Oh my god, how does he miss oh he missed?

01:04:30.440 --> 01:04:38.520
Yo, twist your mind if I be choking the series.

01:04:38.520 --> 01:04:43.020
He's coming through the woodwork as Bunker in control slows down the game, I'm a terrorist

01:04:43.020 --> 01:04:48.420
But for the rebellions they need to see, LJ come on a touch it, it's all good, it's taking seconds to wait

01:04:48.420 --> 01:04:51.560
The LJ has to be, and all the LJ has to do is stay grounded

01:04:51.560 --> 01:04:56.020
Chance in that back corner, one more chance, monkey move central

01:04:56.020 --> 01:05:01.720
Wait, wait, wait, wait, then it equalized

01:05:01.720 --> 01:05:05.680
One more opportunity, because if I keep it full I'll kill you

01:05:05.680 --> 01:05:34.480
Tch why are you guys spamming bruno bruno bruno what happened?

01:05:34.480 --> 01:05:54.480
Oh, that's why. Did he pass or something? Did he assist chat? Brighton. Bruno just broke

01:05:54.480 --> 01:06:05.280
the Premier League record? What? He broke the Premier League record for assists in a

01:06:05.280 --> 01:06:13.280
single-season chat or all-time assists? Are you guys dead ass?

01:06:13.280 --> 01:06:22.280
Waits or Chat?

01:06:22.280 --> 01:06:29.280
Runo Fernandez has the most assists in a single season in Premier League history.

01:06:29.280 --> 01:06:31.280
It has been unlike them, you know.

01:06:31.280 --> 01:06:34.280
The defense has been more missed as it's been climbed past the ball.

01:06:34.280 --> 01:06:37.280
Not passively sitting on your goal line while we're bouncing in front of the kickoff.

01:06:37.280 --> 01:06:40.280
There it is.

01:06:40.280 --> 01:06:43.360
After this time out, we're going to be going to Matt the Sixth.

01:06:43.360 --> 01:06:44.200
Oh, I hate to bring it up.

01:06:44.200 --> 01:06:45.560
How many assists?

01:06:45.560 --> 01:06:46.440
What are you going to say?

01:06:46.440 --> 01:06:47.640
How many assists does he have?

01:06:50.880 --> 01:06:52.880
He passed the Bruina.

01:06:52.880 --> 01:06:55.400
Wow.

01:06:55.400 --> 01:06:58.040
How many assists?

01:06:58.040 --> 01:07:00.040
21?

01:07:00.040 --> 01:07:01.120
21 assists?

01:07:01.120 --> 01:07:02.800
This has been an absolute no.

01:07:02.800 --> 01:07:03.800
Oh, my god.

01:07:03.800 --> 01:07:07.720
And a historically, in particular, grand final.

01:07:07.720 --> 01:07:09.000
Absolutely slams it.

01:07:09.000 --> 01:07:16.280
He passed Sabrina that's actually insane. I feel like De Bruyne with Holland that one season when they won this yelp

01:07:17.800 --> 01:07:19.800
Well, was the bread

01:07:26.840 --> 01:07:28.840
Mostly called a timeout by the way

01:07:30.040 --> 01:07:32.040
Yeah

01:07:39.000 --> 01:07:41.000
I

01:07:52.480 --> 01:07:56.700
What so he beats the brain as record

01:08:00.960 --> 01:08:06.880
Jinxie are you from the dark mall because you're an alien boggles. I actually think you're like five years old

01:08:09.000 --> 01:08:13.160
They will they come the number one see mocking squishy mocking

01:08:14.640 --> 01:08:19.080
It's chocolate this yeah, we go game seven bro chocolate. I kind of want that

01:08:23.640 --> 01:08:25.640
Oh my god, oh my god

01:08:31.680 --> 01:08:35.540
What's the goal? Oh, I didn't even see the other guy

01:08:39.680 --> 01:08:41.920
These guys were like everywhere on defense, I don't know.

01:08:41.920 --> 01:08:42.960
Just in my mind, it feels like...

01:08:43.960 --> 01:08:46.920
Maybe because they're all such fast players, they just fucking cover so much space.

01:08:46.920 --> 01:08:47.680
Hold on.

01:08:55.680 --> 01:08:57.760
Oh yeah, the big announcement's after this, dude. I think.

01:08:58.320 --> 01:08:59.560
Oh, the big announcement is?

01:09:00.200 --> 01:09:00.840
Yeah, yeah.

01:09:03.320 --> 01:09:06.920
I feel like I would do it right before Brandt, like after the next show, but maybe not.

01:09:06.920 --> 01:09:10.900
I just keep I just keep seeing everyone says it's gonna be between semis

01:09:24.120 --> 01:09:26.120
I'm not leaving Kelly. He was guessing

01:09:36.920 --> 01:09:38.920
So far

01:09:50.200 --> 01:09:52.200
Hold

01:10:02.920 --> 01:10:06.520
I'm as glad this series wasn't a 4o man multi-singer guns they're fighting

01:10:06.920 --> 01:10:10.120
I think with a couple of that I did I told you which I did this year is gonna be close

01:10:11.240 --> 01:10:17.440
We might have game seven on our hands, which is actually really good. I wouldn't mind watching a little cinema game seven

01:10:20.240 --> 01:10:25.520
You there's still never been another game seven grand final zero second goal

01:10:25.520 --> 01:10:28.400
It's like windy event like I want to see that happen again. He's so cute

01:10:31.600 --> 01:10:34.240
Your second goal is like that's like the greatest like

01:10:34.240 --> 01:10:42.240
Mechanica to CMS for oh oh my god that worked out so well who's ongoing ended working with past back

01:11:04.240 --> 01:11:08.880
First killer almost must be okay again. That's your paper. Turkey. Turkey

01:11:13.360 --> 01:11:18.280
What a challenge from the mouth of God grows up so fast. Oh my god, Turkey

01:11:25.280 --> 01:11:29.240
Wait, oh my god, oh my god

01:11:31.080 --> 01:11:33.080
No, oh

01:11:34.240 --> 01:11:36.240
I

01:11:43.720 --> 01:11:47.840
Might have been it might have been I thought the same though it looked like so

01:11:51.640 --> 01:11:55.760
Yeah, kind of worked out though, that's my time that might be a goal

01:11:55.760 --> 01:11:57.760
Oh

01:12:00.760 --> 01:12:04.840
Dude I kind of want SR to win this game just so we get game 7 I'm not gonna lie

01:12:06.560 --> 01:12:09.840
You never turned on a game 7 and any fuck it's for

01:12:12.520 --> 01:12:17.760
Bull right Adam dude, how does he sleep that dude?

01:12:25.760 --> 01:12:27.760
Oh

01:12:32.080 --> 01:12:34.080
My god

01:12:35.040 --> 01:12:42.280
Dude squishy this game he's actually fucking crazy, bro. Holy shit. It's one of those guys where it's gonna be first goal wins it

01:12:55.760 --> 01:12:57.760
Turkey nine

01:13:01.200 --> 01:13:04.560
The opportunity fake since that are going

01:13:06.400 --> 01:13:08.400
Oh, that's a goal. Oh

01:13:08.840 --> 01:13:12.580
My god, I gave seven unless

01:13:13.160 --> 01:13:18.160
Squishy that was a really good shot. Could you imagine a six second goal from twisted mind right here?

01:13:20.000 --> 01:13:22.960
Bro the most common goal in Rocket League is the kickoff

01:13:25.760 --> 01:13:27.760
Never forget

01:13:28.720 --> 01:13:31.780
Wait a minute and then mines with some months and me

01:13:35.760 --> 01:13:37.760
Oh

01:13:44.720 --> 01:13:51.320
Here we fucking go chat game seven both these teams want a parcel ticket in the finals only one will be able to

01:13:51.320 --> 01:13:57.420
check on moist I bet you moist is like I bet you as booties clenched

01:14:01.720 --> 01:14:14.280
oh look at this absolute fucking chat chat check you know you know what tweet

01:14:14.280 --> 01:14:18.600
me out row seeing moist with short hair the only clips or footage I've ever

01:14:18.600 --> 01:14:23.480
scene of moist with short hair is literally from like fucking 20 fucking 19

01:14:23.480 --> 01:14:29.000
bro oh my god it's farted into the mic oh my god it's farmed into the mic

01:14:29.000 --> 01:14:31.000
I knew

01:14:31.000 --> 01:14:35.000
oh my god it's farted into the mic

01:14:35.000 --> 01:14:37.000
I wanna be her next next year

01:14:37.000 --> 01:14:39.000
I wanna be her next next year

01:14:39.000 --> 01:14:41.000
I'm gonna go pee I'll be back

01:14:41.000 --> 01:14:43.000
game 7 bitch

01:14:45.000 --> 01:14:47.000
you wanted to watch this one solo he said he

01:14:47.000 --> 01:14:49.000
Yeah

01:14:50.060 --> 01:14:52.060
Wanted to yeah for this one

01:14:55.080 --> 01:14:57.080
Yeah, I know who wins this one

01:15:01.280 --> 01:15:03.280
The smash is to make the great

01:15:11.880 --> 01:15:14.160
This feels like a one goal game seven dude

01:15:17.000 --> 01:15:19.000
One of the sips can decide this.

01:15:33.000 --> 01:15:36.000
Oh my god. Already almost a goal.

01:15:47.000 --> 01:15:58.680
I'm gonna take the corner and send the wet.

01:15:58.680 --> 01:15:59.680
Proper cut off first.

01:15:59.680 --> 01:16:08.000
First I like a better touch and then yeah that's tough.

01:16:08.000 --> 01:16:12.120
Hopefully that's not the whole game seven like hopefully it doesn't end up that.

01:16:12.120 --> 01:16:17.120
is more. One more game seven third. Lane.

01:16:31.120 --> 01:16:35.120
Oh that's a big miss. Nerves kicking in.

01:16:42.120 --> 01:16:44.120
Sending it all right

01:16:47.600 --> 01:16:50.880
I'm back. What did I miss me home?

01:16:52.960 --> 01:16:54.640
Like

01:16:54.640 --> 01:16:59.760
They're nervous. They're nervous in slow-key. Stop. I just remembered we have a hundred get that on that

01:16:59.760 --> 01:17:01.960
I'm gonna get that on this video. Yeah, I

01:17:05.320 --> 01:17:07.320
Mean maybe maybe they come back

01:17:07.320 --> 01:17:15.820
If there's one thing I learned about Rocket League, when there's early goals, there's a shit ton of goals, when there's no goals, there's no goals, man.

01:17:15.820 --> 01:17:23.320
Like, because it's 2-0, this game's gonna finish like, 6 to fucking 5. Trust me. Trust me, chat.

01:17:26.820 --> 01:17:29.320
When it rains and pours in this game, dude.

01:17:30.320 --> 01:17:31.320
That's true, that's true.

01:17:32.320 --> 01:17:34.820
Because the teams are starting playing so aggressive and shit.

01:17:34.820 --> 01:17:37.820
Oh what a bomb. Ah, this is a matter.

01:17:41.820 --> 01:17:43.820
Love, love, love, so hard.

01:17:44.820 --> 01:17:48.820
Get down on it! Get down on it!

01:17:52.820 --> 01:17:54.820
Ah, the bomb was stopped.

01:18:04.820 --> 01:18:10.420
Watch it on against over into the sky. It goes code for into the middle. Is he a teammate following up? He does this verscular

01:18:14.340 --> 01:18:24.500
You go you go prime so it's actually next year's me home. Yeah, I'm not out of case you're in Paris

01:18:34.820 --> 01:18:40.740
3, Kopa, forwards, monkey been waiting on the side, couple of minutes left in this game,

01:18:40.740 --> 01:18:43.260
short fire of alien, feeling yet another.

01:18:43.260 --> 01:18:47.580
Type in chat, because I know you can hear me, type in chat!

01:18:47.580 --> 01:18:50.580
If you want to get the reset instead of pushing it out wide, does he have a qualifier?

01:18:50.580 --> 01:18:54.580
He does it again, and another attack goes begging for a move right now to the ceiling, but it

01:18:54.580 --> 01:18:55.580
should be clear.

01:18:55.580 --> 01:18:59.060
I twisted my mind so they know that if they could just hold out, keep this possession as

01:18:59.060 --> 01:19:02.180
they are so happy to do, as they are so prepared.

01:19:02.180 --> 01:19:06.500
dude okay what I said about six four might have been wait wait

01:19:06.500 --> 01:19:09.140
GG go next turkey wins it

01:19:09.140 --> 01:19:11.700
Squishy I'll give you a heads

01:19:12.020 --> 01:19:14.020
99.9 subs

01:19:14.020 --> 01:19:16.020
yeah me huh

01:19:17.140 --> 01:19:18.660
fair play though

01:19:18.660 --> 01:19:22.420
like I don't know man at least we got a series you know what I mean

01:19:22.420 --> 01:19:25.220
like mine is 500 dollars but at least we got a series

01:19:25.220 --> 01:19:27.220
yeah at least we got a game seven

01:19:27.220 --> 01:19:34.220
Yeah moist is probably sad now chat.

01:19:34.220 --> 01:19:36.220
Yeah I think it's worse.

01:19:36.220 --> 01:19:40.220
And it's like worse if you make it all the way to game 7 then you just get bent over

01:19:40.220 --> 01:19:41.220
a table.

01:19:41.220 --> 01:19:42.220
Yeah this is what I mean though chat.

01:19:42.220 --> 01:19:45.220
Like when you're down goals they just play so aggressive so then you just end up getting

01:19:45.220 --> 01:19:46.220
scored on more.

01:19:46.220 --> 01:19:51.220
Just get it sad in the chat for moist.

01:19:51.220 --> 01:19:56.220
Damn game 7 losing.

01:19:56.220 --> 01:20:01.900
So they always do game 7 in the champions field that's such a cool concept

01:20:03.860 --> 01:20:10.540
Yeah, you're on this field right don't you have a poster for a yeah, yeah everyone that wins worlds gets a band

01:20:14.220 --> 01:20:16.220
Thank you

01:20:22.020 --> 01:20:24.460
I'll have a top for in the game from way back

01:20:26.220 --> 01:20:31.620
Yeah, it's called stoic muffin because like I would like score a full goal and like not have like a big reaction

01:20:33.860 --> 01:20:37.720
Because like no like you can't be good and use a topper

01:20:38.860 --> 01:20:46.500
Bro, but me how I'm gonna use my chair topper. Yeah, you definitely should yeah, I think it's I think it's reasonable and flat or diamond

01:20:46.500 --> 01:20:48.500
Hey, what's the class like that?

01:20:48.500 --> 01:20:49.500
Whoa, whoa!

01:20:49.500 --> 01:20:51.500
Hey, bro, class is gonna make!

01:20:51.500 --> 01:20:53.500
No, no, no, no, I'm just-

01:20:53.500 --> 01:20:57.500
I'm just sitting- I didn't mean like that, I'm just saying, it's no S.S.L., bro.

01:20:57.500 --> 01:21:00.500
And that's how you get clowned forever in the top or you'll get put-chats banned.

01:21:00.500 --> 01:21:03.500
Just imagine what we're thinking there is a chance here.

01:21:03.500 --> 01:21:04.500
You get bullied forever in the top or there.

01:21:04.500 --> 01:21:06.500
99% of the time.

01:21:06.500 --> 01:21:07.500
You're saying?

01:21:07.500 --> 01:21:09.500
Basically, we'll be going through to the finals.

01:21:09.500 --> 01:21:14.500
It will be able to compete for MENA's second ever major title.

01:21:14.500 --> 01:21:15.500
Are we not betting on the Zendgame?

01:21:15.500 --> 01:21:18.160
No, no, we have to cheer on Zen, bro

01:21:20.820 --> 01:21:22.820
We have to cheer on Zen man

01:21:24.900 --> 01:21:29.180
I got you with the hundo. Wait for the announcement right after this. Wow

01:21:33.060 --> 01:21:41.020
It's a bad bet like I just saw them beat generate super us SSL don't use poppers yo, it's snowy

01:21:41.020 --> 01:21:47.020
Joey, you're trolled in every stream I do, I guarantee you you're not an SSL.

01:21:47.020 --> 01:21:51.820
Joey, you trolled in every stream, I guarantee you you're not SSL.

01:21:51.820 --> 01:21:55.020
Like send proof to High Vives, bro, I guarantee you.

01:21:55.020 --> 01:22:02.020
It continues to be written, etched in the stones of Rocket League history, can Monkimer get another

01:22:02.020 --> 01:22:09.940
uh okay so finals is gonna be twisted minds versus the winner of vitality

01:22:09.940 --> 01:22:17.300
squishing an art gift and w squishy in the chat here we go we have the announcement

01:22:17.300 --> 01:22:23.940
and the next game is gonna be cinema mock the fuck

01:22:32.020 --> 01:22:37.020
to be tongue for monkey move. For all he's achieved is really easy. There's those games

01:22:37.020 --> 01:22:42.020
everything falls this way. But this is the man that can fight. This is the man that stands

01:22:42.020 --> 01:22:48.020
up when the chips are down. And of course there is great respect. Get down on it. Get

01:22:48.020 --> 01:22:53.020
down on it. Yo, squishy, they got a hundred gifts a month. No problem, no problem. We'll

01:22:53.020 --> 01:22:58.020
do 200 on the final, yeah? Miho, I'm getting zanned no matter what though. That's fine,

01:22:58.020 --> 01:23:00.020
That's fine, that's fine.

01:23:02.020 --> 01:23:07.020
Nah, but that'd be so depressing if Zenluse is back to back in the finals. I don't even want to bet against that.

01:23:09.020 --> 01:23:12.020
But this next one, yeah, yeah, but what would you present, man?

01:23:12.020 --> 01:23:15.020
Chat, lock the fiddlesticks in, y'all.

01:23:15.020 --> 01:23:17.020
Lock the fiddlesticks in, y'all.

01:23:22.020 --> 01:23:25.020
That was a good series, man. I'm glad I was against that one.

01:23:25.020 --> 01:23:27.020
Okay, so squishy.

01:23:28.020 --> 01:23:31.100
Do you know what's in this announcement?

01:23:33.300 --> 01:23:35.300
Can't say bro

01:23:35.380 --> 01:23:55.380
Leak check Twitter

01:23:58.020 --> 01:24:03.940
Ice cold out there a little bit of a bite back from Shopify rebellion

01:24:03.940 --> 01:24:08.240
But you have been on a fire ever since worlds was announced at dickies

01:24:08.240 --> 01:24:10.680
I have to ask because I know we joke about it

01:24:10.680 --> 01:24:17.700
But it seems like you've been inspired with I think six or seven wins in a row now. Oh just say six. Oh my god

01:24:18.940 --> 01:24:21.220
Why does everybody say six or seven?

01:24:21.220 --> 01:24:24.580
I know some arena that you know well, they ask you if it's going to trigger something in you

01:24:24.580 --> 01:24:29.220
because for the moment on Seix, it's a bit wobbly on the end, you were still very dominant

01:24:29.220 --> 01:24:34.220
I think it's a good idea to use the arena, even if I'm very happy to play there because it's a bit of my state now

01:24:34.220 --> 01:24:39.220
but I'm very happy to come back to the final of Major, it was a long time ago

01:24:39.220 --> 01:24:42.220
and then I hope we'll go get the title

01:24:51.220 --> 01:24:56.280
And we're gonna do all weekend for going to take the titles. Yeah, and it's looking good

01:24:56.280 --> 01:25:00.460
You guys are on track now into the ground. What is this fucking emo? What is that?

01:25:01.420 --> 01:25:07.580
Rebellion they had your number earlier this week what changed from that moment to now and what are your thoughts?

01:25:07.580 --> 01:25:13.060
I guess on NA now that you guys in the edit of the English first in Bob a French

01:25:13.060 --> 01:25:15.060
I'm not sure if he's in front of the group

01:25:15.060 --> 01:25:17.060
Have you guys seen an ad to that?

01:25:17.060 --> 01:25:19.060
How they got rid of?

01:25:19.060 --> 01:25:21.060
He's like

01:25:25.060 --> 01:25:27.060
They like that sometimes in their life I'm too competitive

01:25:27.060 --> 01:25:28.060
That one?

01:25:28.060 --> 01:25:30.060
Yes, sometimes in their life I'm too competitive

01:25:31.060 --> 01:25:34.060
Or when he's like my favorite in Bob Ray Cliff

01:25:34.060 --> 01:25:37.060
is when he's at the Lakers game

01:25:37.060 --> 01:25:38.060
and he's like

01:25:38.060 --> 01:25:39.060
Ah, the Lakers

01:25:39.060 --> 01:25:41.060
Who are you cheering for?

01:25:41.060 --> 01:25:45.620
probably Los Angeles like yours and then he's like who's your favorite team but I

01:25:45.620 --> 01:25:52.300
have to say Lakers but then when he speaks in French it's like so intense

01:25:56.820 --> 01:26:02.780
but then when he speaks in French they do that like dictator in Bapé emote

01:26:02.780 --> 01:26:03.780
I've seen that.

01:26:05.780 --> 01:26:07.780
Here we go, let's actually put it up, hold up.

01:26:10.780 --> 01:26:12.780
I'm just gonna put it up dictated in Bobbe.

01:26:13.780 --> 01:26:15.780
Ah, I'm gonna have to say like yours.

01:26:16.780 --> 01:26:21.780
Chat, this is the first thing that comes up when I open up my 4U page on Jitak, first thing.

01:26:22.780 --> 01:26:27.780
At least half of it, like a few times somewhere, like in America or whatever. Like, what the f-

01:26:28.780 --> 01:26:30.780
Tell me someone told that!

01:26:30.780 --> 01:26:32.780
Oh

01:26:37.780 --> 01:26:39.780
Somebody

01:27:00.780 --> 01:27:02.780
Damn, I want to kill that on myself, bro.

01:27:05.580 --> 01:27:06.780
What just hit him?

01:27:07.780 --> 01:27:09.280
Wait, I missed the announcement? No way.

01:27:16.280 --> 01:27:18.780
Wait, what is the announcement? Right now? Right now, right now?

01:27:19.780 --> 01:27:24.780
Uh, it might be after the, like, doesn't break until next match. It's either before or after break.

01:27:30.780 --> 01:27:36.240
What four separate times now like he has peaks valleys peaks about his peak is getting to a grand final

01:27:36.240 --> 01:27:40.460
Wait, so where is Turkey from and where is the other guy from?

01:27:42.820 --> 01:27:45.760
Nupo and Tira K from Saudi Arabia Middle East

01:27:46.800 --> 01:27:49.620
And then monkey means from France. So like

01:27:50.600 --> 01:27:52.600
Monkeyman basically joined the Saudi Arabian

01:27:54.840 --> 01:27:58.680
Those are the two best reasons of war right now by the way like Saudi and France have been the two best

01:28:00.780 --> 01:28:04.780
They aren't bald, uh, boggles, literally they don't fuck themselves.

01:28:05.780 --> 01:28:07.780
Mina, Mina and uh...

01:28:08.780 --> 01:28:10.780
Yeah, Mina and you.

01:28:16.780 --> 01:28:18.780
I'm gonna have to select heroes.

01:28:18.780 --> 01:28:22.740
And I will say the memes have been the meme of fourth killer for so long

01:28:23.660 --> 01:28:29.520
Unfortunately, he now has finished fourth five times and is the only oh god. They're thrilling his shit

01:28:29.520 --> 01:28:31.520
They're thrilling his shit

01:28:37.620 --> 01:28:39.620
Alright chat

01:28:43.500 --> 01:28:45.700
Yeah, here we go before we watch the announcement

01:28:48.780 --> 01:29:02.280
I think sometime in the life I'm too competitive you know it's good to be competitive on the

01:29:02.280 --> 01:29:05.840
field but sometime in the life you don't need to be like this.

01:29:05.840 --> 01:29:17.960
Bro, the dictator of my traitor bro.

01:29:17.960 --> 01:29:21.960
Bro, bro, the fucking dictator of Madrid, man.

01:29:21.960 --> 01:29:24.960
Thank you, now we're looking to control the flow instead.

01:29:24.960 --> 01:29:26.960
Dude, dude, chat.

01:29:26.960 --> 01:29:28.960
I'm not even gonna lie to you, bro.

01:29:28.960 --> 01:29:33.960
Uh, I would be scared shitless if this guy was in my team.

01:29:33.960 --> 01:29:36.960
I would be scared shitless if this guy was in my team, bro.

01:29:44.960 --> 01:29:46.960
This is my favorite in Bappa Eklip ever.

01:29:46.960 --> 01:29:48.160
Is the Laker or Lakers?

01:29:48.160 --> 01:29:48.660
Yeah.

01:29:48.660 --> 01:29:50.060
What's your favorite NBA player?

01:29:50.060 --> 01:29:51.060
LeBron James.

01:29:51.060 --> 01:29:52.260
What's your favorite team?

01:29:52.260 --> 01:29:52.860
Lakers.

01:29:52.860 --> 01:29:55.060
Who did he score when the NBA titles were season 2?

01:29:55.060 --> 01:29:57.160
Of course, I'm going to say the Lakers.

01:29:57.160 --> 01:29:58.260
Oh my god.

01:29:58.260 --> 01:29:59.260
Dude, he is kind of cute.

01:29:59.260 --> 01:30:00.260
Lakers.

01:30:00.260 --> 01:30:01.460
Chad, he is kind of cute.

01:30:01.460 --> 01:30:02.260
I'm not going to lie.

01:30:02.260 --> 01:30:03.260
Is the Laker or Lakers?

01:30:03.260 --> 01:30:03.760
Yeah.

01:30:03.760 --> 01:30:05.260
What's your favorite NBA player?

01:30:05.260 --> 01:30:06.260
LeBron James.

01:30:06.260 --> 01:30:07.460
What's your favorite team?

01:30:07.460 --> 01:30:07.960
Lakers.

01:30:07.960 --> 01:30:09.960
Bro, Chad, he is kind of cute, man.

01:30:09.960 --> 01:30:10.860
I'm not even going to lie.

01:30:10.860 --> 01:30:13.860
Even though he plays for Madrid, he is pretty cute.

01:30:13.860 --> 01:30:14.560
He does it every time.

01:30:14.560 --> 01:30:22.000
There was one what he shot from his own third and two defenders from rebellion were sick. Did you guys see him Boppe and I think it was

01:30:22.960 --> 01:30:26.800
Was it in Boppe and Dempbelli playing basketball or I don't even know

01:30:30.160 --> 01:30:32.160
She was in Boppe and Dempbelli

01:30:44.560 --> 01:30:53.360
Why are they in the commander's stadium?

01:30:53.360 --> 01:30:54.360
What's even happening?

01:30:54.360 --> 01:30:57.360
There's a team with some French players.

01:30:57.360 --> 01:31:11.480
Yeah, no, that is another generational low split though.

01:31:11.480 --> 01:31:12.980
Do I hit the G-spot?

01:31:12.980 --> 01:31:14.980
All I love you.

01:31:14.980 --> 01:31:16.980
I can't really watch the replays.

01:31:16.980 --> 01:31:18.980
These teams are winning because they're shooting the ball.

01:31:18.980 --> 01:31:19.980
Bro, chat.

01:31:19.980 --> 01:31:20.980
Okay, okay, wait.

01:31:20.980 --> 01:31:22.980
Is the announcement in literally in like two minutes?

01:31:22.980 --> 01:31:24.980
I think it's like right now, yeah.

01:31:24.980 --> 01:31:25.980
Okay.

01:31:25.980 --> 01:31:26.980
So pop shots.

01:31:26.980 --> 01:31:27.980
Just make the net.

01:31:27.980 --> 01:31:28.980
Have to work.

01:31:28.980 --> 01:31:29.980
Make the opposition.

01:31:29.980 --> 01:31:30.980
Have to use some boost.

01:31:30.980 --> 01:31:31.980
And it might put you in a...

01:31:31.980 --> 01:31:32.980
Get a chance to win.

01:31:32.980 --> 01:31:33.980
Twisted mines will shoot in the ball very well.

01:31:33.980 --> 01:31:35.460
I'm curious to see if that's part of James's

01:31:35.460 --> 01:31:36.980
Telestration Station here.

01:31:36.980 --> 01:31:37.980
Okay, here we go.

01:31:37.980 --> 01:31:38.980
Here we go.

01:31:38.980 --> 01:31:39.980
Not this.

01:31:39.980 --> 01:31:40.980
This is...

01:32:10.980 --> 01:32:14.760
Think said he's out of out of it right now, but no new boat over here

01:32:14.760 --> 01:32:20.540
It's a 50. That's going on net and makes LJ panic first kill out of boost monkey moon out of boost

01:32:20.540 --> 01:32:23.240
This is gonna be a race to the corner bro. I've got how well

01:32:23.240 --> 01:32:26.880
What is the point of analyzing when it's fucking four to one with a minute left?

01:32:26.880 --> 01:32:28.880
But what is the point of you analyze it?

01:32:29.440 --> 01:32:34.440
First killer boost. You know what I'm saying? I think you should realize when it's zero zero because those goals actually make this go means nothing

01:32:34.440 --> 01:32:37.360
I guess we're trying to highlight how like in depth

01:32:38.320 --> 01:32:40.320
Play was like what's like everything

01:32:40.320 --> 01:32:44.260
So now go for it. You're right. It has no impact on me. Yeah

01:32:44.260 --> 01:32:50.320
No, it's like games already one right? This is like the equivalent of like if you're watching fucking NFL highlights

01:32:50.320 --> 01:32:55.440
And it's like look at how Tom Brady throws this touchdown and makes the score 49 to 7 like bro. Who cares?

01:33:00.840 --> 01:33:02.840
If the game's over

01:33:10.320 --> 01:33:23.820
I mean, they should have picked a different goal, or any of the goals from any of the series that gave them the lead.

01:33:23.820 --> 01:33:25.820
Like in demo chase mode.

01:33:25.820 --> 01:33:28.820
LJ thinks first killer is gonna get it, but little does he know.

01:33:28.820 --> 01:33:30.820
And it's like super slow.

01:33:30.820 --> 01:33:36.320
First killer on the run, running away and now look at this gap opened up for TRK.

01:33:36.320 --> 01:33:41.320
The chiefs also, Micheco's not with them anymore, also ratio, alright?

01:33:44.320 --> 01:33:46.320
Hey Jax, can you mute yourself?

01:34:01.320 --> 01:34:02.320
Can I mute myself?

01:34:03.320 --> 01:34:04.320
Yeah bro, for sure man.

01:34:04.320 --> 01:34:07.120
For sure man, sounds like a fun bet.

01:34:07.120 --> 01:34:09.360
But like, that's a situation that

01:34:09.360 --> 01:34:10.720
Who pissed in your cereal?

01:34:10.720 --> 01:34:13.120
Nobody around this guy has said to mute myself.

01:34:13.120 --> 01:34:15.520
He has to be the best man in Rock-A-L-R-E.

01:34:15.520 --> 01:34:16.960
I'm not about to validate it.

01:34:16.960 --> 01:34:18.160
It's set up to show as well.

01:34:18.160 --> 01:34:19.200
It's set up to be set up.

01:34:19.200 --> 01:34:20.160
Final.

01:34:20.160 --> 01:34:22.080
Cinema, cinema for you.

01:34:22.080 --> 01:34:24.240
He gives you nothing on the ball.

01:34:24.240 --> 01:34:25.360
Our first champions...

01:34:25.360 --> 01:34:26.320
I don't want to miss the analysis.

01:34:26.320 --> 01:34:27.120
I'm gonna stay here.

01:34:27.120 --> 01:34:27.920
I'm gonna stand here.

01:34:27.920 --> 01:34:29.920
Sends a team through to the finals.

01:34:29.920 --> 01:34:31.600
Top two finished, guaranteed.

01:34:31.600 --> 01:34:33.280
For Twisted Minds and the Middle East.

01:34:33.280 --> 01:34:35.920
I mean there's a small chance we're gonna break and then do it.

01:34:35.920 --> 01:34:42.400
Bro, I have a feeling though, that they would do it before Grand Finals because that's what CS does.

01:34:42.400 --> 01:34:46.400
Of the best of France, it's gonna be fantastic, but...

01:34:46.400 --> 01:34:49.680
Wait, look, look, oh my god, look, look.

01:34:49.680 --> 01:34:50.880
There's some question marks between you and me.

01:34:50.880 --> 01:34:51.680
What?

01:34:51.680 --> 01:34:53.600
Question marks, let's get those question marks.

01:34:53.600 --> 01:34:55.520
They're doing it right now, what the hell?

01:34:55.520 --> 01:34:56.240
They're doing it right now.

01:34:56.240 --> 01:34:57.120
I don't really want to know.

01:34:57.120 --> 01:34:59.760
I don't know, I think the question is for you.

01:34:59.760 --> 01:35:00.960
I don't know, I don't know.

01:35:00.960 --> 01:35:02.080
Where is Gips?

01:35:02.080 --> 01:35:02.800
Where is Gips?

01:35:02.800 --> 01:35:06.480
I don't know. Gibbs told me I had to come up here, and I don't understand what's happening.

01:35:06.480 --> 01:35:08.160
Ah, so Gibbs is in on it, huh?

01:35:08.160 --> 01:35:09.680
Uh, okay, okay.

01:35:10.400 --> 01:35:11.600
We'll see here, folks.

01:35:12.080 --> 01:35:13.120
We're about to find out.

01:35:13.840 --> 01:35:15.440
The thing we've all been talking about.

01:35:15.680 --> 01:35:17.600
Across the entire Rockley community,

01:35:18.000 --> 01:35:19.040
we'll want to take a quick break.

01:35:19.040 --> 01:35:19.760
When we come...

01:35:19.760 --> 01:35:20.800
ME HOME!

01:35:20.800 --> 01:35:22.240
Ah, okay, holy edd.

01:35:22.240 --> 01:35:24.160
What type of edd shit is that?

01:35:24.640 --> 01:35:25.520
That's a doom.

01:35:29.840 --> 01:35:32.480
What type of edd shit was that?

01:35:32.800 --> 01:35:38.800
Okay, so how long is the breaks?

01:35:38.800 --> 01:35:40.800
Was she 6 minutes or 10 minutes?

01:35:40.800 --> 01:35:42.800
It's dude, it's fucking random.

01:35:42.800 --> 01:35:44.800
See, that's all you're gonna say.

01:35:44.800 --> 01:35:47.800
But they're usually like 5 or 7 minutes.

01:35:47.800 --> 01:35:52.800
See, I love that you said like, I'm just gonna appreciate that you just said 5 or 7 minutes.

01:35:52.800 --> 01:35:53.800
Thank you, bro.

01:35:53.800 --> 01:35:54.800
Like, no, no, no.

01:35:54.800 --> 01:35:55.800
Seriously.

01:35:55.800 --> 01:35:56.800
Thank you, man.

01:35:56.800 --> 01:35:59.800
Because I'm so done with this fucking, this fucking meme.

01:35:59.800 --> 01:36:01.800
Thank you, man.

01:36:01.800 --> 01:36:03.800
Thank you bro.

01:36:03.800 --> 01:36:06.400
I was really like, what are you saying?

01:36:06.400 --> 01:36:07.560
Okay, ten minutes!

01:36:07.560 --> 01:36:09.240
Ten minutes, what the fuck?

01:36:09.240 --> 01:36:13.120
Chai sir, uh, chat, but I can't do a chess game, chat,

01:36:13.120 --> 01:36:14.480
because then a chess game could be 20 minutes.

01:36:14.480 --> 01:36:15.760
I can't, bro.

01:36:15.760 --> 01:36:16.600
Hold up.

01:36:16.600 --> 01:36:18.480
Checkmate him in ten moves.

01:36:18.480 --> 01:36:21.360
Chat, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna throw away my empty cups

01:36:21.360 --> 01:36:22.360
and I'll be back.

01:36:22.360 --> 01:36:24.080
Announcement in ten minutes.

01:36:24.080 --> 01:36:25.840
Lock the fuck in, guys.

01:36:25.840 --> 01:36:44.580
That only know he could join by the way he's good to join whatever he wants whatever he's

01:36:44.580 --> 01:36:46.580
He's ready to

01:36:52.500 --> 01:36:54.500
He's not here right now there

01:36:56.580 --> 01:36:58.580
Yeah, he could join

01:37:01.140 --> 01:37:03.740
He's funny, bro, he shouldn't feel bad about yapping that's all

01:37:07.740 --> 01:37:09.740
I love on a

01:37:14.580 --> 01:37:22.500
What does that mean? What does rejuicer mean? Let me just do juicer. What's that?

01:37:22.500 --> 01:37:43.500
Vaping. No it's not. I don't believe y'all. Oh, coffee, okay.

01:37:43.500 --> 01:37:47.500
No, I don't know what this is. I have no idea what this is and that's the next thing I do.

01:37:48.300 --> 01:37:49.100
No clue.

01:37:50.100 --> 01:37:51.300
Why would I know it?

01:37:55.700 --> 01:37:56.700
Okay, okay.

01:38:06.100 --> 01:38:09.100
You knew about Diddy's bundle. He told me a day before that.

01:38:13.500 --> 01:38:29.640
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

01:38:29.640 --> 01:38:30.640
Hi, guys.

01:38:30.640 --> 01:38:32.640
Hi, guys, go full cam.

01:38:32.640 --> 01:38:34.640
Chad, I just got a package.

01:38:34.640 --> 01:38:36.640
Chad, I just got a package.

01:38:36.640 --> 01:38:38.640
Chad, I just got a package.

01:38:38.640 --> 01:38:40.640
Chad, I just got a package.

01:38:40.640 --> 01:38:43.340
And it's absolutely fucking gigantic.

01:38:43.340 --> 01:38:45.740
I think I know what this is.

01:38:45.740 --> 01:38:47.820
I think I know what this is, chat.

01:38:49.540 --> 01:38:51.620
Chat, I think I know what this is.

01:38:51.620 --> 01:38:53.180
I'm not even kidding.

01:38:53.180 --> 01:38:54.020
No, no, no, no.

01:38:54.020 --> 01:38:56.220
I think I know what this is.

01:38:56.220 --> 01:38:59.020
And it's something that's down over there, chat.

01:39:03.140 --> 01:39:05.380
I think I know what this is.

01:39:05.380 --> 01:39:08.300
Chat, if you were in the stream yesterday,

01:39:08.300 --> 01:39:11.140
you probably also know what this is.

01:39:11.140 --> 01:39:16.140
If you were in the street yesterday, you probably know what this is.

01:39:25.140 --> 01:39:26.140
Yes!

01:39:27.140 --> 01:39:31.140
Wait, I don't want to leak my address. Is it on there?

01:39:33.140 --> 01:39:35.140
It's from WatchTech.

01:39:35.140 --> 01:39:42.140
Chad, I don't want to leak my address.

01:39:42.140 --> 01:39:45.140
Hold up, bro.

01:39:45.140 --> 01:39:51.140
Cup is open.

01:39:51.140 --> 01:39:56.140
Hold up, Chad.

01:39:56.140 --> 01:39:59.140
Hold up.

01:39:59.140 --> 01:40:04.140
Hold up.

01:40:34.140 --> 01:40:50.540
Guys, we are going to be able to do racing streams, y'all.

01:40:50.540 --> 01:40:51.740
We are going to be able to do racing streams, y'all.

01:40:51.740 --> 01:40:52.740
We are going to be able to do racing streams.

01:40:52.740 --> 01:40:53.740
Wait, but chat.

01:40:53.740 --> 01:40:54.740
I don't see the steering wheel.

01:40:54.740 --> 01:40:55.740
We have a...

01:40:55.740 --> 01:40:56.740
Hi, guys.

01:40:56.740 --> 01:40:57.740
Hi, guys.

01:40:57.740 --> 01:40:59.740
Wait, have I...

01:41:00.740 --> 01:41:02.740
High-bice?

01:41:03.740 --> 01:41:05.740
Have I just called?

01:41:06.740 --> 01:41:08.740
Wait, high-bice?

01:41:10.740 --> 01:41:12.740
Where's this?

01:41:12.740 --> 01:41:14.740
Yes? Oh.

01:41:14.740 --> 01:41:16.740
Why is this an evil stream my chair just fell?

01:41:16.740 --> 01:41:18.740
High-bice?

01:41:19.740 --> 01:41:25.740
Yes, you see, do you have the wheel? You can't drive a car without a wheel. You only have a pedal, so you can only go forward and back, currently.

01:41:27.740 --> 01:41:53.740
I didn't buy a wheel, I didn't buy a fucking wheel, oh my god, oh my god I didn't buy

01:41:53.740 --> 01:41:55.740
I forgot to buy a wheel.

01:41:55.740 --> 01:41:57.740
I just have pedals.

01:41:57.740 --> 01:41:59.740
We can't turn.

01:41:59.740 --> 01:42:01.740
Oh!

01:42:01.740 --> 01:42:03.740
Oh my God.

01:42:03.740 --> 01:42:05.740
Can you send me the wheels to buy, please?

01:42:05.740 --> 01:42:07.740
3-3.

01:42:07.740 --> 01:42:09.740
So what I thought it was the bundle.

01:42:09.740 --> 01:42:11.740
You didn't buy the bundle?

01:42:11.740 --> 01:42:13.740
You just bought the bundle?

01:42:13.740 --> 01:42:15.740
Um...

01:42:15.740 --> 01:42:17.740
Yes.

01:42:17.740 --> 01:42:19.740
Wait, let me check my Amazon purchase history.

01:42:19.740 --> 01:42:21.740
Maybe it was a glitch and it's coming soon.

01:42:21.740 --> 01:42:28.740
Oh, it says we'll arriving today, okay, so we're good. We're good. I've asked we're good.

01:42:28.740 --> 01:42:32.740
All right. I've been watching the announcement job. We're good.

01:42:32.740 --> 01:42:40.740
Cause it's something I saw in a knee that's making me in the way you're making me an energy.

01:42:40.740 --> 01:42:50.740
Let's do this man. Okay. Big announcements today.

01:42:50.740 --> 01:43:13.940
Okay, sorry chat. Stimming. Big announcements today bro. It's in like two minutes. Let's go.

01:43:14.900 --> 01:43:18.500
Bro, I thought I forgot to buy the wheel. Okay, it just got delivered separately. I don't know why but

01:43:18.500 --> 01:43:20.920
But it's under driving today.

01:43:20.920 --> 01:43:22.300
I mean, it said the pedals are delivered.

01:43:22.300 --> 01:43:23.940
So I have pedals in a wheel.

01:43:23.940 --> 01:43:26.420
So we're going to be able to do racing streams, bro.

01:43:26.420 --> 01:43:28.380
We could listen to the music and drive cars.

01:43:28.380 --> 01:43:29.700
That sounds so fun, Chad.

01:43:33.220 --> 01:43:35.420
Because it's something that's stronger than me.

01:43:35.420 --> 01:43:38.500
It's paving me and the way, making me an energy.

01:43:45.500 --> 01:43:46.580
Oh my god.

01:43:46.580 --> 01:43:47.700
Did I miss the announcement?

01:43:47.700 --> 01:43:48.540
Nah, no way.

01:43:50.820 --> 01:43:52.420
Pretty much the announcement, trading is back.

01:43:52.420 --> 01:43:53.460
I'm not falling for that chapter.

01:43:53.460 --> 01:43:54.300
And I'm just not even out yet.

01:43:54.300 --> 01:43:55.620
Shut the fuck up.

01:43:55.620 --> 01:43:56.460
Shut up.

01:43:56.460 --> 01:43:58.020
I'm not falling for shit right now.

01:43:58.020 --> 01:43:59.660
Don't fucking play with me.

01:43:59.660 --> 01:44:00.500
Mother sucker.

01:44:04.500 --> 01:44:05.340
Two minutes.

01:44:06.660 --> 01:44:08.180
Two minutes, I have time to pee.

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Two minutes, I have time to pee.

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Two minutes, I have time to pee.

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Welcome to the undefined.

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Here we go.

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Rocket leaks.

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Biggest announcement of all time, in 20 seconds.

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So much heat, bro. You can get farther and better.

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Bro, let's fight together.

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I'm ready, I'm ready.

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Wait, One Shnitzel, what is up?

01:45:55.900 --> 01:45:56.900
Well, well, well, Janko.

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What's good, G?

01:45:57.900 --> 01:46:00.900
Yo, bro, I was watching your tech stream yesterday, bro.

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I'm getting a new view tomorrow.

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Wish me luck, bro.

01:46:06.900 --> 01:46:07.900
Good luck, man.

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Oh my god, oh my god, here we go.

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It's time.

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18 years ago wait we downloaded a game called supersonic acrobatic rocket-powered

01:46:18.900 --> 01:46:24.060
battle cars and so few of us played it but the ones that did we fell in love

01:46:24.060 --> 01:46:32.220
then 11 years ago rocket league came out and said everybody knew this game blew

01:46:32.220 --> 01:46:39.540
up this e4 flew up what a ride remember went to London Justin scored that zero

01:46:39.540 --> 01:46:41.540
second go and I was all

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And that's what it's all about the big moments of this e-sport have always been monumentus

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from a forum of 30 people to an arena of

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Thousands which is that's the guy

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This is roughly yeah, I'm right

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Or I'm here to talk about the future of broccoli the next 10 years

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It's finally time to find out, but we need

01:47:09.540 --> 01:47:15.540
and every one of you to help bring in the next stage.

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This crowd is so fucking sad.

01:47:17.040 --> 01:47:20.540
That is rough of it, too, no?

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I do.

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It's crazy how you're nervous.

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A little bit, a little bit.

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This is the game you grind every day, bro.

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Let's hope it's good.

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From the first time we went supersonic, to right here, right now,

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It's fitting that the largest celebration of our game, in front of the greatest fans in the world, we celebrate that history to all of our friends here in Paris, and those watching all around the world.

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This is the future, and this is...

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Here we go, here we go, that's the creator of the game.

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Welcome to League 2.

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Here we go.

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Captured real time in game.

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Graphics update?

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Catch a real-time in game

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Graphic update

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Hey, skin

01:48:29.260 --> 01:48:31.260
Rapids with that new engine

01:48:38.700 --> 01:48:40.700
We're not calling it rockin' and tear though

01:48:42.580 --> 01:48:47.180
Whoa, I'm real engine I wasn't six only skip to six got it. No way

01:48:48.700 --> 01:48:50.700
They split 5 all together.

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I'm going to shit.

01:48:56.700 --> 01:49:00.700
Wait, so squishy. Does that mean the game is going to play way better, like Wastemater?

01:49:00.700 --> 01:49:02.700
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:49:02.700 --> 01:49:03.700
Should be.

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God, I can't see that.

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I can't see that.

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Drop me where you thought I was, man.

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Oh my gosh.

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I'm like shaking. Oh my god. This means so

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Did you see the gleam on the mark? Dude, did you see the skyline?

01:49:31.260 --> 01:49:37.660
They say how beautiful the mechanic is. I don't think anyone's going to make it.

01:49:37.660 --> 01:49:40.140
No one expected six, did you? No.

01:49:40.140 --> 01:49:43.140
So Squishy, what does that mean?

01:49:43.140 --> 01:49:47.140
Basically, we're on Unreal Engine 3 right now, Jim.

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Updating it to Unreal Engine 6.

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That's like a massive, massive upgrade.

01:49:51.140 --> 01:49:52.140
Well, what is that?

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Check the Rocket League official chat.

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Oh, hell no.

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It's just the engine that it runs on.

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So you'll have more, like, ability to do things.

01:50:00.140 --> 01:50:02.140
Right now, you're limited to eight people lobbies.

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You'll be limited to, like, you can probably be 30 to 30 easily.

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Squishy, stop.

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Where why are people saying it's in two to three years?

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That's what the rocket league

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Rocket League chat

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Wait, where did it say in the time bro? Oh, hey, I didn't get one guy. It was like two or three guys

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I don't think Unreal Engine 6 is like a thing yet, dude, but the thing is, I thought they

01:50:47.020 --> 01:50:53.700
were going to announce something else, but yeah, Jynx, someone said, well, a bus driver

01:50:53.700 --> 01:50:54.700
was paying us.

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Unreal Engine 6 is currently in development by Epic Games, with preview releases anticipated

01:50:58.420 --> 01:51:02.940
around 2027 to 2028 what what is the

01:51:02.940 --> 01:51:04.980
sense so the announcement you guys are

01:51:04.980 --> 01:51:06.020
going to do a one million dollar giveaway

01:51:06.020 --> 01:51:07.380
in five years from now bro trust me

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bro yeah you want to know what's crazy

01:51:11.140 --> 01:51:13.900
on me and and jinx both of you guys like

01:51:13.900 --> 01:51:16.740
leaks about this like like next version

01:51:16.740 --> 01:51:19.980
of rocket leak we're starting in 2020 so

01:51:19.980 --> 01:51:21.980
that was six years ago so I have to wait

01:51:21.980 --> 01:51:25.780
three four three four three four

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I mean, could you a father?

01:51:28.660 --> 01:51:33.060
Could you imagine if they announced that they're bringing back trading? Could you imagine if they announced that?

01:51:34.180 --> 01:51:36.540
Well, yeah, don't repeat but I don't think they'll ever do it man

01:51:36.860 --> 01:51:39.500
Like so wait, why won't they do it again? What was the reason?

01:51:40.300 --> 01:51:44.140
Because you know how fortnight works you you log on and there's this giant fortnight store

01:51:44.140 --> 01:51:50.740
You can buy all these different things. Yes item shop. They don't they don't want anyone to be able to like like like if you have an item

01:51:50.740 --> 01:51:53.140
I buy it off you they don't get a split of it, right?

01:51:53.140 --> 01:52:00.160
But if you buy it off the store they get a split of it. You know, it's all it just forces you to buy it from the platform versus

01:52:01.500 --> 01:52:04.020
Just like a market like yeah, no

01:52:07.980 --> 01:52:11.620
Yes, the biggest market for that stuff in the world nothing will ever be like that

01:52:11.620 --> 01:52:15.060
I mean rock it especially because it's you for everyone. It can't be like that

01:52:18.900 --> 01:52:22.860
Yeah, but it's kind of weird because like the R6 marketplace is like

01:52:23.140 --> 01:52:28.220
hasn't been down they still like you buy credits on there and they still take a

01:52:28.220 --> 01:52:31.180
cut of the credits on there but it allows players to trade but you're still

01:52:31.180 --> 01:52:35.620
they're kind of just like middlemaning it I think trading before rocketing made

01:52:35.620 --> 01:52:42.100
like no money from trading but bro my thing is like I don't know bro if you

01:52:42.100 --> 01:52:46.460
made fortnight it's like bro you're already fucking trillionaires man they

01:52:46.460 --> 01:52:50.260
announced a new fortnight collab every day who cares about squeezing money from

01:52:50.260 --> 01:52:54.580
from the rockin' me community, I don't even, I don't even have access to it, but you would

01:52:54.580 --> 01:52:58.300
think, because like bro, look at it like this, you already got lucky with like the biggest

01:52:58.300 --> 01:53:03.540
game of the last like century, bro, just let people train in rockin' me, I'm sure they

01:53:03.540 --> 01:53:04.540
could still make money now.

01:53:04.540 --> 01:53:10.780
Yeah, yeah, I don't know, I don't know, I feel like it's just the way they do their

01:53:10.780 --> 01:53:16.340
stuff, you know, I agree with you though, but no, how is that, I don't, I don't think

01:53:16.340 --> 01:53:17.340
they can go broke.

01:53:17.340 --> 01:53:22.500
Games when broke they do a fucking fortnight collab every month. They've been doing a fortnight collab every month for the last fucking seven years

01:53:22.740 --> 01:53:24.740
How would they go broke just bad budgeting?

01:53:34.220 --> 01:53:36.420
I mean, you know what's good about this though

01:53:36.420 --> 01:53:43.200
We've been waiting for actual confirmation that they're making this game for six years. So at least there's confirmation. Oh

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I think for it to be at UE6 it has to be like a complete remake of the game like round up

01:53:51.440 --> 01:53:54.560
So I just hope it feels similar because the game plays perfectly

01:54:13.200 --> 01:54:14.200
I mean, yeah, a gift.

01:54:14.200 --> 01:54:18.200
The gifting is like a thing where, like, if I have an item and I want to give it to you,

01:54:18.200 --> 01:54:19.200
I can gift it to you.

01:54:19.200 --> 01:54:23.200
But, like, you have, like, there's no, like, official trade back and forth, but I can gift

01:54:23.200 --> 01:54:25.200
you something and you can gift me something.

01:54:25.200 --> 01:54:26.200
You know what I mean?

01:54:26.200 --> 01:54:28.200
I was thinking Fortnite, I think.

01:54:28.200 --> 01:54:30.200
So, Squishy, what was it like before?

01:54:30.200 --> 01:54:34.200
Let's say you have, like, got it, like, okay, Squishy, let's say you have, like, these really

01:54:34.200 --> 01:54:36.200
sexy wheels, okay?

01:54:36.200 --> 01:54:40.200
You could sell those wheels for, like, points or something?

01:54:40.200 --> 01:54:43.880
sell those wheels for my points or something?

01:54:43.880 --> 01:54:47.440
No, so before it was like, how would it be in CS for example?

01:54:47.440 --> 01:54:49.320
I could like trade, if you have wheels I want,

01:54:49.320 --> 01:54:51.080
you could trade them to me for nothing.

01:54:51.080 --> 01:54:53.120
And then I could just pay Pallu money,

01:54:53.120 --> 01:54:55.680
which is like a problem, I'd define it all.

01:54:55.680 --> 01:54:58.880
Oh, so yeah, because they would just make zero money.

01:54:58.880 --> 01:55:01.280
They make nothing from that transaction, right?

01:55:01.280 --> 01:55:03.160
Camps on that though, different story, maybe.

01:55:03.160 --> 01:55:05.280
It's always a different story on Sundays then.

01:55:05.280 --> 01:55:07.280
Well, that sounds cinnamon though, if you're a player.

01:55:07.280 --> 01:55:08.120
Oh my God.

01:55:08.120 --> 01:55:13.100
We are about to get the most top tier version of both that sounds fucking sit-in on that

01:55:14.240 --> 01:55:16.240
With the new rocker

01:55:17.120 --> 01:55:19.120
No, the OG like trading

01:55:19.760 --> 01:55:21.520
Yeah, I was you know

01:55:21.520 --> 01:55:25.320
Rocking being on a new engine is like I don't know what that like really means

01:55:25.320 --> 01:55:29.280
But like I know it's good, but I know first because I don't understand like I

01:55:29.800 --> 01:55:32.720
Don't understand what like how that would make rock league like a lot better

01:55:32.720 --> 01:55:35.000
I'm sure it would obviously but like with siege

01:55:35.000 --> 01:55:41.040
Siege, Siege needs a new engine because Siege's anti-G is fucking terrible like if they had a new engine it would fix the cheating problem

01:55:41.040 --> 01:55:43.040
But I don't know if Rocket League has a big cheating problem

01:55:43.040 --> 01:55:44.040
Didn't they just do that?

01:55:44.040 --> 01:55:46.040
They just twisted with that extra series onto this

01:55:46.040 --> 01:55:47.040
Didn't Siege just do that?

01:55:47.040 --> 01:55:49.040
Didn't Siege just do what?

01:55:49.040 --> 01:55:51.040
But like they went from Siege to Siege X right?

01:55:51.040 --> 01:55:55.560
No, this is what Siege did, bro, and I love that game, but this is what they did, bro

01:55:55.880 --> 01:55:58.520
They did all this hype around Siege X

01:55:58.960 --> 01:56:04.280
They flew out a bunch of creators to announce it, spent a bunch of money like getting all these creators in Atlanta

01:56:04.280 --> 01:56:06.040
and I do an out C Jax.

01:56:06.040 --> 01:56:10.240
And they added in fire extinguishers and smoke alarms

01:56:10.240 --> 01:56:12.320
and then called it C Jax.

01:56:12.320 --> 01:56:13.280
That's what they did.

01:56:13.280 --> 01:56:14.800
And then they updated maps.

01:56:14.800 --> 01:56:17.000
They did not make the game on a new engine.

01:56:17.000 --> 01:56:17.840
Oh, does it have that stuff

01:56:17.840 --> 01:56:19.760
before you like shoot the fire extinguisher?

01:56:19.760 --> 01:56:22.280
Yeah, me how, that's what they did.

01:56:22.280 --> 01:56:24.480
So yeah, it was like the biggest talkbogger.

01:56:24.480 --> 01:56:27.520
I mean, CS2, yeah, CS2, I thought it got a little bit

01:56:27.520 --> 01:56:28.720
worse too when it came out.

01:56:28.720 --> 01:56:31.080
So it's a little, it's scary.

01:56:31.080 --> 01:56:31.920
Yes, bro.

01:56:31.920 --> 01:56:36.400
Did CS2 make the game better or worse?

01:56:40.120 --> 01:56:44.040
If I speak, I mean, it depends, bro.

01:56:44.040 --> 01:56:45.880
Short term, it was really chopped.

01:56:45.880 --> 01:56:47.800
Like at the start, bro, everyone was suppressed.

01:56:47.800 --> 01:56:49.400
The shots didn't feel the same.

01:56:49.400 --> 01:56:52.520
And again, I speak as a bot concentrator, right?

01:56:52.520 --> 01:56:56.400
But pros, everyone, they were pissed.

01:56:56.400 --> 01:56:59.920
But long term, now we start to see what it can do.

01:56:59.920 --> 01:57:25.920
All the modding community, all the maps are ridiculous, like, what they're doing, the game does look, you could say better if you look like that, it looks good, it runs, you tell me chat, some people are saying worse, I don't know bro, I don't know, you can ask your chat, I mean a lot of people say it's good, I would say like, so like, six months the shooting and everything felt really bad, but then they slowly fixed it.

01:57:25.920 --> 01:57:27.920
Is it gonna be currently called for? Is it gonna be by town?

01:57:27.920 --> 01:57:29.920
See, it's going like refined at all, right?

01:57:29.920 --> 01:57:33.920
And then they switched the whole, you know, the way it runs and then it didn't fill up.

01:57:33.920 --> 01:57:37.920
Yeah. Again, this is like a long-term move, you know? I don't know.

01:57:37.920 --> 01:57:41.920
What's the Fortnite transition smooth? Does anyone know?

01:57:41.920 --> 01:57:43.920
I think it was.

01:57:43.920 --> 01:57:45.920
What do you mean Fortnite transition?

01:57:45.920 --> 01:57:47.920
Because they upgraded their engine too.

01:57:47.920 --> 01:57:51.920
They upgraded their engine as well. Bro, I don't know. I honestly don't know.

01:57:51.920 --> 01:58:00.440
Bro, Onek, in your opinion, what was Counter-Strike's like prime, like the best year ever to play

01:58:00.440 --> 01:58:01.440
Counter-Strike?

01:58:01.440 --> 01:58:02.440
Like what was their prime?

01:58:02.440 --> 01:58:11.600
I'm low key like, bro, I only think in cases, bro, like probably when the Revolver case

01:58:11.600 --> 01:58:16.600
got released, bro, like when that shit came out, bro, I don't know, bro, it's, it's,

01:58:16.600 --> 01:58:19.600
I didn't play the game like that.

01:58:19.600 --> 01:58:22.600
I don't know.

01:58:22.600 --> 01:58:24.600
For me, it was about skins, bro.

01:58:24.600 --> 01:58:29.600
I was trading, I was looking at geeking out about new patterns when the case came out, bro.

01:58:29.600 --> 01:58:31.600
Maybe Spectrum case.

01:58:31.600 --> 01:58:35.600
I think a lot of people might shout out saying 2016 was like the prime of the conversation.

01:58:35.600 --> 01:58:37.600
Yeah, yeah.

01:58:39.600 --> 01:58:41.600
And I joined late.

01:58:41.600 --> 01:58:44.600
I joined CS only in 2014, bro.

01:58:44.600 --> 01:58:52.600
End of it. End of it. If there's people in CS, bro, they've been playing fucking 1.6 like decades ago.

01:58:52.600 --> 01:58:55.600
I'm full, I'm kind of new, bro. I'm really new.

01:58:55.600 --> 01:59:00.600
Okay, I can't even imagine you as like a little kid, bro. I feel like you would just be cute.

01:59:00.600 --> 01:59:01.600
Okay.

01:59:03.600 --> 01:59:04.600
I appreciate that.

01:59:05.600 --> 01:59:07.600
Ask me again if this shit's the biggest real bro.

01:59:07.600 --> 01:59:10.600
No, I'm never gonna ask. Because now I know, bro.

01:59:10.600 --> 01:59:15.200
No, bro, we'll like the original pictures real, but they just added it into Onay's list.

01:59:15.200 --> 01:59:16.200
Yes, yes.

01:59:16.200 --> 01:59:20.960
Bro, it's the greatest meme of all time.

01:59:20.960 --> 01:59:24.200
You hit a new hyacinth in League of Legends.

01:59:24.200 --> 01:59:25.600
Bro, yes, man.

01:59:25.600 --> 01:59:28.520
You know, I, yeah, I'm no longer in Iron, bro.

01:59:28.520 --> 01:59:32.600
I'm a Bronze 4 player, dude, and I wear that on my sleeve.

01:59:32.600 --> 01:59:34.080
I'm probably gonna grind today, bro.

01:59:34.080 --> 01:59:35.480
Yo, Onay, it's bad.

01:59:35.480 --> 01:59:39.000
I was playing, I was playing League at 3 in the morning last night.

01:59:39.000 --> 01:59:41.000
Lahee

01:59:43.520 --> 01:59:47.240
Bro, yes, I was playing it like a cutie game at like 240 off stream

01:59:50.120 --> 01:59:52.120
Yeah

01:59:58.680 --> 02:00:03.360
You want to bet with me I told him about the bets and he's ears perc

02:00:09.000 --> 02:00:14.400
okay but on a your team Carmine Corp if you were to bet on them if you were to

02:00:14.400 --> 02:00:17.540
bet on them they've been like the switchy the best team in the world for

02:00:17.540 --> 02:00:23.940
the last two years yeah well yeah yeah in contention for a contention for not

02:00:23.940 --> 02:00:28.740
like get like top half yeah but then steven's like priming right now okay

02:00:28.740 --> 02:00:34.140
it's a property 50 problem and I would say it's about 50 the crowd is also 50

02:00:34.140 --> 02:00:37.100
No, I shred it matters all of these guys are young if you've got food, bro

02:00:37.500 --> 02:00:43.220
Yes, bro. Yeah, if you're a little kid if you're like 16 and you get booed that's gonna mess with your head

02:00:43.540 --> 02:00:46.980
Bro the SSG game yesterday. They were little kids. They're getting booed

02:00:47.900 --> 02:00:49.900
Yeah, they got new Josie's

02:00:52.420 --> 02:00:58.320
Yes, it's French crowd and of all these teams are French like fan bases, so need you want to lock some gifted on this man

02:01:00.540 --> 02:01:02.540
Okay, I got Zen

02:01:04.140 --> 02:01:06.540
I mean, how would that even happen?

02:01:06.540 --> 02:01:08.040
Get the hell out of there, you guys!

02:01:08.040 --> 02:01:08.540
Shhh!

02:01:10.040 --> 02:01:11.240
Oh, that's a tie.

02:01:11.240 --> 02:01:14.740
Alright, I'll go KC. I'll go KC. I'll go KC. I'll go KC.

02:01:15.540 --> 02:01:16.040
Oh, there's...

02:01:16.040 --> 02:01:17.440
Oh, this guy's alright. I like this guy.

02:01:17.740 --> 02:01:18.240
Yes.

02:01:18.740 --> 02:01:19.340
But Tira's...

02:01:19.340 --> 02:01:20.940
I'll put a hundred on him. I'll put a hundred on him.

02:01:21.740 --> 02:01:22.940
I'll also put a hundred on him.

02:01:23.440 --> 02:01:23.940
Okay.

02:01:23.940 --> 02:01:25.640
But you see, O.S. both a hundred is, uh...

02:01:25.640 --> 02:01:27.140
Yes. Yes, deal it.

02:01:27.340 --> 02:01:28.540
Bop, bop, deal!

02:01:29.040 --> 02:01:30.340
Okay, okay, okay.

02:01:30.940 --> 02:01:32.040
Bro, nothing about it.

02:01:32.040 --> 02:01:32.540
Easy.

02:01:32.540 --> 02:01:33.940
Dude, I cannot give O.N. a hundred.

02:01:33.940 --> 02:01:36.640
I don't want to go against KC, Jinxie. Are you unaware, buddy?

02:01:36.640 --> 02:01:37.140
Are you unaware?

02:01:37.140 --> 02:01:38.440
Yeah, but I'm going with Zen.

02:01:38.440 --> 02:01:40.740
You're gonna watch his walkout. Watch his fucking walkout.

02:01:41.040 --> 02:01:42.240
Yeah, Zen is alright.

02:01:42.240 --> 02:01:46.240
Zen is the most known pro in rockin' league history, and it's not even close, bro.

02:01:46.240 --> 02:01:47.740
Watch his aura. Watch his aura.

02:01:47.740 --> 02:01:49.840
Juicy looks weak, bro. I like that.

02:01:50.140 --> 02:01:51.740
So, Onee, Zen is like a dog.

02:01:53.340 --> 02:01:54.040
Try, son.

02:01:54.040 --> 02:01:55.040
You like that, though.

02:01:55.340 --> 02:01:56.140
I would say.

02:01:56.140 --> 02:02:01.440
Yeah, so Onee, basically, you just bet against Dump in a semi-finals in his home country.

02:02:01.440 --> 02:02:02.040
You're crazy, bro.

02:02:02.040 --> 02:02:04.040
Yeah, but the thing is Jink's spirit doesn't win every time.

02:02:05.040 --> 02:02:06.040
Yeah, but, okay.

02:02:06.040 --> 02:02:09.040
Just watch Waka, watch Waka. Let's see if they get all right.

02:02:09.040 --> 02:02:11.040
Max volume, max volume!

02:02:11.040 --> 02:02:13.040
Oh, Gabo!

02:02:16.040 --> 02:02:18.040
Dead, dead, dead, dead!

02:02:18.040 --> 02:02:20.040
Here we go, baby!

02:02:23.040 --> 02:02:25.040
Flash, flash, from two as brills!

02:02:28.040 --> 02:02:30.040
Look at 10, on the left!

02:02:30.040 --> 02:02:31.240
Yes, yes, yes.

02:02:32.840 --> 02:02:34.840
He should have walked out first, I'm not gonna lie.

02:02:34.840 --> 02:02:37.340
He's the only one hurrying to check and he's ice cool bro.

02:02:39.340 --> 02:02:41.840
That is so cool bro.

02:02:42.340 --> 02:02:44.040
Now this is gonna be a good shoot.

02:02:44.040 --> 02:02:46.440
This is gonna be the best shoot we've ever watched.

02:02:46.440 --> 02:02:47.240
He lands down.

02:02:47.240 --> 02:02:48.440
I think they will do that.

02:02:48.440 --> 02:02:51.240
And in Paris, both like the two-strikes pattern.

02:02:51.240 --> 02:02:54.440
Two biggest teams in France, in Paris.

02:02:54.440 --> 02:02:55.640
In a semi-final.

02:02:55.640 --> 02:02:56.840
Denver, Sotira.

02:03:00.040 --> 02:03:05.800
Dude and my brother is making chicken waffles. Let's fucking go

02:03:10.720 --> 02:03:13.440
Oh, yeah, how do you like watching you watch the other thing? How was it?

02:03:17.760 --> 02:03:21.400
You watch you watch the pro game last game right that's serious

02:03:30.040 --> 02:03:32.040
Yeah

02:04:00.040 --> 02:04:02.040
Wow

02:04:09.680 --> 02:04:12.000
Dude, I want to learn German cuz of you

02:04:13.800 --> 02:04:16.800
But how long would that take like two years with my current IQ?

02:04:23.400 --> 02:04:25.400
Because some people they can

02:04:30.040 --> 02:04:40.040
No, no, not at all English a little bit of Spanish like ten words and then like three words in German

02:04:40.040 --> 02:04:43.040
I'm not Spanish, I'm Spanish, but I speak Spanish.

02:04:43.040 --> 02:04:46.040
My name is Jinxie.

02:04:50.040 --> 02:04:54.040
What did you eat today?

02:04:54.040 --> 02:04:56.040
Good day.

02:04:56.040 --> 02:04:59.040
France is your Paris, Jinxie.

02:05:10.040 --> 02:05:16.040
I know a bit of French, in Canada you have to take French for 10 years, I know like 10 words as well.

02:05:16.040 --> 02:05:21.040
Matira's emoting?

02:05:21.040 --> 02:05:24.040
I mean this is the matchup.

02:05:24.040 --> 02:05:28.040
He has better stats than he's, but he's kind of sad this is end.

02:05:28.040 --> 02:05:30.040
No one wish he watched that.

02:05:30.040 --> 02:05:34.040
I'm saying, well I'm betting for Matira.

02:05:34.040 --> 02:05:37.040
Absolutely ridiculous stuff from both of these guys.

02:05:37.040 --> 02:05:40.120
guys and both these two guys are having the most.

02:05:40.120 --> 02:05:41.120
Yes.

02:05:41.120 --> 02:05:43.620
Bro, they're both like fan favorites, they're all...

02:05:43.620 --> 02:05:47.520
Bro, I actually played ranked with both of them at one point in time.

02:05:47.520 --> 02:05:49.920
I think I touched the ball like one time in an hour.

02:05:49.920 --> 02:05:51.560
I was just still waiting, you're right.

02:05:51.560 --> 02:05:54.560
I played ranked with Zen and Vegeta, and I couldn't touch the ball.

02:05:54.560 --> 02:05:55.440
All of the things I was waiting for.

02:05:55.440 --> 02:05:56.600
What ranked are you right now in the game?

02:05:56.600 --> 02:05:57.760
I'm looking at the frag of two.

02:05:57.760 --> 02:05:59.040
Miho.

02:05:59.040 --> 02:06:03.120
Right now, Platinum won, but it's because Boggle's into the fuck out of my game.

02:06:03.120 --> 02:06:05.240
So I'm a Plat 2 player, I'm Plat 2's go.

02:06:05.240 --> 02:06:07.240
See, and the other semi-final, don't you agree?

02:06:07.240 --> 02:06:08.240
Is that good for them?

02:06:08.240 --> 02:06:10.240
I mean, we should always be that ass.

02:06:10.240 --> 02:06:13.240
For Jinxie's hours, I would say it's a good idea.

02:06:13.240 --> 02:06:19.240
I would say like, it's about on like, on like, curve, like where you should be for his hours.

02:06:19.240 --> 02:06:23.240
I swear, no glades, Jinxie, but you are a fast learner.

02:06:23.240 --> 02:06:27.240
Like, actually, when you get coached, you listen and you apply it.

02:06:27.240 --> 02:06:31.240
Bro, I was playing CS the other day and I had like 25 kills, bro.

02:06:31.240 --> 02:06:33.240
I was just arping people in the face.

02:06:33.240 --> 02:06:37.240
Bro, Nick, can we 1v1 on CS like anytime this month, please?

02:06:37.240 --> 02:06:39.240
I wanna 1v1 you, bro. So fucking bad.

02:06:39.240 --> 02:06:41.240
Bro, you're gonna get smoke.

02:06:41.240 --> 02:06:43.240
Bro, you only open chases!

02:06:43.240 --> 02:06:45.240
I'm gonna win!

02:06:45.240 --> 02:06:49.240
Bro, 1v1, what are you saying, bro?

02:06:49.240 --> 02:06:51.240
You're gonna get smoke.

02:06:51.240 --> 02:06:57.240
Bro, bro, you're playing me on Dust2, and I'm just gonna hop you in the fucking face, bro.

02:06:57.240 --> 02:07:01.240
Bro, Jack, I swear I could win.

02:07:01.240 --> 02:07:05.400
I could win I swear I could win I bet infinite money on that like I actually okay, okay

02:07:05.400 --> 02:07:09.160
I'll bet on myself to I didn't have premier on lock I better not lose

02:07:09.680 --> 02:07:13.040
Okay, but the only rule is you have to be on bad ping, okay?

02:07:13.760 --> 02:07:16.720
Yeah, sure sure sure that's where that will matter

02:07:16.720 --> 02:07:22.640
Oh, okay, you have to be on a knife and no off or something. Oh, no, no only I'm gonna win dude

02:07:23.200 --> 02:07:25.520
I'm gonna win Chad who's gonna win bro

02:07:25.520 --> 02:07:28.880
Okay, I actually want to read your chat. Who would win in a CS?

02:07:28.880 --> 02:07:32.240
Squishy, who do you got? Squishy, be unbiased, Squishy, be unbiased.

02:07:32.240 --> 02:07:36.480
I'm biased. I haven't experienced what Kerry, I only will win.

02:07:36.480 --> 02:07:38.320
Okay, he knows too much, he knows too much.

02:07:38.320 --> 02:07:42.320
We have to do it this month. It has to, my only rules, we have to do it this month.

02:07:42.320 --> 02:07:47.360
It has to be on Dust2, it has to be on NA servers. And give me like one day to just train,

02:07:47.360 --> 02:07:48.560
like a day to practice before.

02:07:48.560 --> 02:07:54.000
Oh, okay. Yeah, sure, sure. Bro, if you beat me, I'm literally just gonna quit, bro.

02:07:55.520 --> 02:08:02.920
I've lost to a Roller player, Jinx, and that was really demoralizing.

02:08:02.920 --> 02:08:04.920
You lost to a controller player?

02:08:04.920 --> 02:08:05.920
Yeah.

02:08:05.920 --> 02:08:06.920
Stop, stop.

02:08:06.920 --> 02:08:07.920
Bro, he was cheating.

02:08:07.920 --> 02:08:08.920
You know how you have gyro controls?

02:08:08.920 --> 02:08:10.920
Like if he moves his Roller, he moves in-game kind of.

02:08:10.920 --> 02:08:11.920
Yes.

02:08:11.920 --> 02:08:12.920
He's good with that?

02:08:12.920 --> 02:08:13.920
Oh my gosh.

02:08:13.920 --> 02:08:14.920
Bro, he was so good.

02:08:14.920 --> 02:08:15.920
He was so good.

02:08:15.920 --> 02:08:17.920
Like, I think he, Chad, was he facing level 10 and A?

02:08:17.920 --> 02:08:19.920
I think he was facing level 10 with the Roller.

02:08:19.920 --> 02:08:20.920
Oh, well at least face the level 10.

02:08:20.920 --> 02:08:21.920
It doesn't really matter.

02:08:21.920 --> 02:08:22.920
It's not that advanced.

02:08:22.920 --> 02:08:24.040
It's not that it bears.

02:08:24.040 --> 02:08:25.540
That's actually kind of insane.

02:08:28.040 --> 02:08:33.080
Yo, this is going to be the best game of Rocket League we've ever won.

02:08:34.080 --> 02:08:35.560
Switch, you have a question?

02:08:35.560 --> 02:08:36.560
Yeah, yeah.

02:08:36.560 --> 02:08:38.480
Is this the early grand final?

02:08:38.480 --> 02:08:41.560
Would this be more cinema potentially than the game that's following up?

02:08:41.560 --> 02:08:43.560
Yes, because of these seeding.

02:08:43.560 --> 02:08:49.320
I think possibly, but the grand finalists is also like as good as these seedings, in my opinion.

02:08:49.320 --> 02:08:54.840
like this would be the best series of the tournament i think but the grand finals is also like very good

02:08:54.840 --> 02:08:58.440
like it's not going to be a sweep if that's what you're asking the sun has played no i think the

02:08:58.440 --> 02:09:03.480
finals would be a good game i just think this game but the winner of this win i think the winner

02:09:03.480 --> 02:09:08.600
of this we know if this wins what do you say like the winner of this will win the tournament i think

02:09:08.600 --> 02:09:12.840
but okay i do think it'll be a close finals though i don't need to say much can i have a

02:09:12.840 --> 02:09:15.260
It's crazy how every team has a French player on it.

02:09:15.260 --> 02:09:17.640
Out of nine players, five players of French,

02:09:17.640 --> 02:09:18.960
don't let that simmer.

02:09:18.960 --> 02:09:21.080
The blue one is there again, baby, come on!

02:09:21.080 --> 02:09:22.280
You're actually right, man.

02:09:22.280 --> 02:09:23.120
Holy shit.

02:09:23.120 --> 02:09:24.680
The team is good to pick between them.

02:09:24.680 --> 02:09:26.880
But Tiro, there's been two matches.

02:09:26.880 --> 02:09:28.400
Wait, where's Jucie and a towel from?

02:09:28.400 --> 02:09:29.520
Are they from France?

02:09:29.520 --> 02:09:31.760
Jucie is from France as well.

02:09:31.760 --> 02:09:34.440
And towel is from Belgium, but he speaks French.

02:09:34.440 --> 02:09:36.440
Oh, that's basically French.

02:09:36.440 --> 02:09:38.440
He speaks perfect French.

02:09:38.440 --> 02:09:42.120
Oh, hey, have you ever went to Belgium before?

02:09:42.120 --> 02:09:51.260
Belgium. Yes. You know about Belgium? Well, I know Kevin De Bruyne and Romelu Lukaku and

02:09:51.260 --> 02:09:56.240
Tivacotua. Hazard. Hazard. And Eden Hazard! Eden Hazard!

02:09:56.240 --> 02:10:03.080
You know Belgium? I would have said no. Bro, I know about, um, what's it called, Brussels?

02:10:03.080 --> 02:10:07.600
The city in Belgium? What? You're locked. What the hell? Have you ever been to Belgium?

02:10:07.600 --> 02:10:09.600
Oh

02:10:21.280 --> 02:10:28.400
Hey, what's your favorite country in Europe you've ever visited not counting Germany favorite country in Europe is it Netherlands

02:10:37.600 --> 02:10:45.600
There's an island where Ronaldo is from, bro, like CR7, bro, it's called Madeira, it's not to this island, it is crazy, bro.

02:10:45.600 --> 02:10:49.600
Portuguese island, like CR7, what's it called?

02:10:49.600 --> 02:10:54.600
The nicest low kills, beautiful nature, crazy walks, it's insane.

02:10:54.600 --> 02:10:56.600
And now there's another tourist.

02:10:56.600 --> 02:10:58.600
Madeira? Here we go.

02:10:58.600 --> 02:11:00.600
Madeira, Madeira.

02:11:00.600 --> 02:11:01.600
Madeira, yeah.

02:11:01.600 --> 02:11:04.600
I gotta get my chicken and waffles, fuck!

02:11:04.600 --> 02:11:06.600
Let's go boys.

02:11:07.600 --> 02:11:14.600
Here we go, baby.

02:11:37.600 --> 02:11:41.600
Yeah, my brother is the coolest human being

02:11:53.600 --> 02:11:58.820
Oh, and like because you never really watch like one simple thing to make it a little easier you see the boost

02:12:01.960 --> 02:12:05.460
You see the boosts all the top right you're good you're good boosts all the top right top left

02:12:05.460 --> 02:12:11.600
Yeah, you see those numbers so teams are basically trying to break down the opposition slowly

02:12:11.600 --> 02:12:14.660
So they've run out of boost and then eventually you have like openings because of that

02:12:16.780 --> 02:12:19.280
And you also want to take out the defenders right like

02:12:20.620 --> 02:12:22.620
Yeah

02:12:24.140 --> 02:12:28.100
I like a skin row most of the goals only are bump goals

02:12:29.300 --> 02:12:32.900
Bump goals like they take one out like demolish. Yes. Yes. Yes

02:12:35.460 --> 02:12:41.460
Okay, these are the two most popular teams in the game and they're playing in their home in their home

02:12:42.060 --> 02:12:45.480
Country in semi-solve. This is like cinema brown

02:12:46.380 --> 02:12:48.380
wrong break

02:12:48.540 --> 02:12:50.860
For the blue guys almost all got the same skin. You see that?

02:12:51.940 --> 02:12:53.940
Yeah, yeah very common very common design

02:12:55.460 --> 02:13:02.540
Come on then come on then send the gold. Let's see it. Okay every time you touch the ball. It's terrifying. Oh my god

02:13:05.460 --> 02:13:07.460
AHH NO! AHHHHH!

02:13:07.460 --> 02:13:10.460
Zen made that whole play! Zen made that whole fucking play!

02:13:10.460 --> 02:13:16.460
Oh, no! Every time he gets the ball, be prepared to get ripped. Do you have lotion on your desk?

02:13:18.460 --> 02:13:21.460
Bro, you better do him the mission.

02:13:23.460 --> 02:13:25.460
Mixy beat him in the Wally once.

02:13:26.460 --> 02:13:29.460
Yes, he was blind with his money toss and no mouse or what.

02:13:29.460 --> 02:13:31.460
EEEEY!

02:13:32.460 --> 02:13:34.460
No, that's not fair.

02:13:35.460 --> 02:13:38.780
It's okay, who wants that?

02:13:38.780 --> 02:13:45.780
Juicy, Juicy, Juicy, Juicy from Clash Royale, no, right?

02:13:45.780 --> 02:13:46.780
No.

02:13:46.780 --> 02:13:51.780
Wait, he actually does look like Juicy.

02:13:51.780 --> 02:14:02.300
Squishy, does any one of them have Alpha Boost or no?

02:14:02.300 --> 02:14:06.740
A lot of a lot of them like golden boost to see yeah, that's it. This guy has it

02:14:07.160 --> 02:14:10.500
Yeah, the golden ones up like four of them have

02:14:25.500 --> 02:14:27.500
Oh my

02:14:32.300 --> 02:14:40.300
This dude is the fucker, Xenotai, he's speaking to someone bro.

02:14:40.300 --> 02:14:43.300
That's one one rope.

02:14:43.300 --> 02:14:46.300
Is Xen probably coming with a tank?

02:14:46.300 --> 02:14:48.300
Yep.

02:14:51.300 --> 02:14:53.300
Alright, Xen is everywhere.

02:14:56.300 --> 02:14:58.300
Let me turn up the game.

02:14:58.300 --> 02:15:00.540
We'll boom it down for you, the edge is becoming fast.

02:15:00.540 --> 02:15:03.900
And sending no immediate pressure coming off of that flight.

02:15:05.900 --> 02:15:09.900
That's a great job by Zen, getting as big as possible against Ato.

02:15:09.900 --> 02:15:12.300
Now exotic, around one.

02:15:12.300 --> 02:15:14.380
Wait, wait, wait, Zen!

02:15:14.380 --> 02:15:15.740
No, that's not a war!

02:15:15.740 --> 02:15:19.260
Just a little too late to do anything in substance, you'll leave it for exotic.

02:15:19.260 --> 02:15:21.180
And Ato will kill off the attack.

02:15:21.180 --> 02:15:24.540
Watch the demos here in this series by Talon.

02:15:24.540 --> 02:15:27.180
There's still a game seven, like 100%.

02:15:27.180 --> 02:15:30.300
This seems like the same, bro. Like they're literally the same.

02:15:31.300 --> 02:15:33.060
Bro, it's back to back game 7, bro?

02:15:33.060 --> 02:15:33.560
Nah.

02:15:37.780 --> 02:15:40.660
Genji, do you even understand what's going on as an actual player?

02:15:40.660 --> 02:15:41.700
Yes, yes, yes.

02:15:42.220 --> 02:15:42.900
Okay, okay.

02:15:42.900 --> 02:15:45.380
I can't do what they're doing, though. I can't do it.

02:15:50.300 --> 02:15:52.740
Well, actually, no. I kind of understand what's going on.

02:15:52.740 --> 02:15:54.020
I don't understand all of it.

02:15:54.020 --> 02:15:55.420
That's why I just put you, you tell me.

02:15:57.180 --> 02:15:59.180
Sometimes I don't know what's happening.

02:16:01.180 --> 02:16:07.180
Like they're basically, just think of this way, every touch is just with the intention of beating somebody toward a teammate and giving your team an advantage.

02:16:07.180 --> 02:16:12.180
Like you're trying to just have a little bit of an advantage toward every ball at all times. That's literally the form.

02:16:12.180 --> 02:16:15.180
So you break down the opponent. That's it.

02:16:17.180 --> 02:16:19.180
If you know that, it makes you worse.

02:16:24.180 --> 02:16:26.180
60 seconds for only two goals.

02:16:27.180 --> 02:16:30.860
Next goal's gonna win. Next goal's gonna win. Next goal's gonna win.

02:16:42.700 --> 02:16:43.700
Nice.

02:16:51.100 --> 02:16:53.820
Oh my god, he's there. Zem's always there. Oh my god.

02:16:53.820 --> 02:16:55.820
No, no, no, no, no, no.

02:16:55.820 --> 02:16:56.320
Oh my gosh.

02:16:56.320 --> 02:16:57.320
Oh my gosh.

02:16:57.320 --> 02:16:57.820
Oh.

02:16:57.820 --> 02:17:00.320
25 seconds.

02:17:00.320 --> 02:17:02.320
Oh, my big ole.

02:17:02.320 --> 02:17:03.320
Get a bomb.

02:17:03.320 --> 02:17:05.320
Oh, yeah.

02:17:05.320 --> 02:17:07.320
God damn it.

02:17:07.320 --> 02:17:09.320
Jake C.

02:17:09.320 --> 02:17:11.320
Come on, Squishy.

02:17:11.320 --> 02:17:13.320
You're a super good win.

02:17:13.320 --> 02:17:15.320
It's your favorite player, Lucas.

02:17:15.320 --> 02:17:16.320
That's true.

02:17:16.320 --> 02:17:18.320
That's true.

02:17:18.320 --> 02:17:20.320
I wanted the win though, but yeah,

02:17:20.320 --> 02:17:22.320
I just want the bad ones.

02:17:22.320 --> 02:17:25.820
good here we go

02:17:25.820 --> 02:17:28.240
take off

02:17:28.240 --> 02:17:30.540
this roster as well the coach

02:17:30.540 --> 02:17:35.620
yes you go then we have to score now then

02:17:35.620 --> 02:17:40.020
then we got to go right now then right now come on

02:17:40.020 --> 02:17:43.620
this is broccoli here we go here we go this is broccoli

02:17:43.620 --> 02:17:47.620
keep it up

02:17:47.620 --> 02:17:51.820
That's my talent, they can only react, and not just me.

02:17:51.820 --> 02:17:53.980
Oh, they see how he grounded it there on purpose?

02:17:53.980 --> 02:17:56.380
That was cool.

02:17:56.380 --> 02:17:57.380
Yes.

02:17:57.380 --> 02:17:59.620
In terms of just making out what's close to me.

02:17:59.620 --> 02:18:00.420
Look at the demo.

02:18:00.420 --> 02:18:01.780
Bro, they only drink water.

02:18:01.780 --> 02:18:02.860
Think you have a question.

02:18:02.860 --> 02:18:04.260
Do you watch R6, Broly?

02:18:04.260 --> 02:18:06.020
What do they drink in R6, Bro?

02:18:06.020 --> 02:18:07.740
Because Rocket League, they only drink water.

02:18:07.740 --> 02:18:08.740
What is that?

02:18:08.740 --> 02:18:10.100
Water, coffee, and energy drinks.

02:18:10.100 --> 02:18:10.940
What about CS?

02:18:10.940 --> 02:18:12.420
What about CS?

02:18:12.420 --> 02:18:15.020
Next I can say, the next match, coffee, Coke Zero.

02:18:15.020 --> 02:18:16.100
They get the question.

02:18:16.100 --> 02:18:21.100
energy drinks, squishy, wider, fuck, are they only drinking water?

02:18:21.100 --> 02:18:28.100
Yeah, I mean, I don't know, for me, if I ever had like an energy drink before playing a match on stage,

02:18:28.100 --> 02:18:33.100
my hands are so shaky, like, I don't get nervous, actually, but I get dittery when I have an energy drink,

02:18:33.100 --> 02:18:35.100
so I just never had, I don't know, I had water.

02:18:35.100 --> 02:18:37.100
Everyone's a kid, so maybe that's why.

02:18:37.100 --> 02:18:39.100
Project solar?

02:18:39.100 --> 02:18:41.100
Maybe controller, yeah.

02:18:41.100 --> 02:18:45.100
Yeah, because the stick control is like, I would think for mouse, it's very important.

02:18:45.100 --> 02:18:46.100
You see he had

02:18:46.100 --> 02:18:47.100
Oh no

02:18:47.100 --> 02:18:48.100
For carming

02:18:48.100 --> 02:18:49.100
When game one

02:18:49.100 --> 02:18:50.100
When you up name

02:18:50.100 --> 02:18:51.100
During the game

02:18:51.100 --> 02:18:52.100
They had to drink

02:18:52.100 --> 02:18:53.100
Just water

02:18:53.100 --> 02:18:54.100
Just water

02:18:54.100 --> 02:18:55.100
Alright, I'm gonna use this

02:18:55.100 --> 02:18:56.100
Right

02:18:56.100 --> 02:18:57.100
Vitality sport first

02:18:57.100 --> 02:18:59.100
And you never had to run that fast

02:18:59.100 --> 02:19:00.100
And now

02:19:00.100 --> 02:19:01.100
I'm gonna lay down

02:19:01.100 --> 02:19:02.100
Across the way

02:19:02.100 --> 02:19:03.100
I'm through wall

02:19:03.100 --> 02:19:05.100
It's gotta be illegal as you come to it

02:19:05.100 --> 02:19:08.100
No, no, you can have it on the desk

02:19:08.100 --> 02:19:09.100
But you can bring drinks up

02:19:09.100 --> 02:19:10.100
Have it under the desk

02:19:10.100 --> 02:19:11.100
You can't have any branding on the desk

02:19:11.100 --> 02:19:13.100
I don't want to close the 1.2 part

02:19:13.100 --> 02:19:15.100
The CS left brown is running away

02:19:18.140 --> 02:19:20.140
Oh, okay, you can have it. Yeah. Oh

02:19:21.860 --> 02:19:26.060
Also, only I saw that clip of you telling me that the CS

02:19:27.620 --> 02:19:33.040
Hand warmers were fakes brown pre-shared it. They looked like they said they looked exactly like fucking babies

02:19:34.300 --> 02:19:38.940
Wait, he told you the hand warmers were faking instead of you're allowed to be in CS

02:19:38.940 --> 02:19:44.420
They look exactly like they literally I know I know exactly we're talking about

02:19:59.060 --> 02:20:01.740
Bro do you see that dash that Zen did on the wall, okay

02:20:01.740 --> 02:20:03.740
Yeah, that's like that.

02:20:03.740 --> 02:20:07.740
Yeah, it's like as fast as you can move on the wall.

02:20:07.740 --> 02:20:09.740
I can't do that.

02:20:09.740 --> 02:20:11.740
Okay, look at that.

02:20:11.740 --> 02:20:13.740
Look at that.

02:20:13.740 --> 02:20:15.740
Wait.

02:20:15.740 --> 02:20:17.740
Look at that.

02:20:17.740 --> 02:20:19.740
Like that was intentional, Jinx.

02:20:19.740 --> 02:20:21.740
Like it looks like a mistake, but he's trying to like just get it to midfield.

02:20:21.740 --> 02:20:23.740
50 and then a teammate follows.

02:20:23.740 --> 02:20:25.740
Like you can't score today.

02:20:25.740 --> 02:20:27.740
Trying to just do a little bit of damage.

02:20:27.740 --> 02:20:31.740
Are 50s a lot of RNG and random or is it all positioning base?

02:20:31.740 --> 02:20:33.740
Nah nah, you can control it, you can control it.

02:20:35.740 --> 02:20:36.740
You can control for sure.

02:20:36.740 --> 02:20:38.740
You got 10, you got 10!

02:20:38.740 --> 02:20:39.740
10! 9!

02:20:39.740 --> 02:20:41.740
Okay, nice, nice.

02:20:44.740 --> 02:20:47.740
Come on, 10. Come on, baby. This is your matrix, then!

02:20:48.740 --> 02:20:49.740
It's in Pali!

02:20:49.740 --> 02:20:50.740
Pali!

02:20:50.740 --> 02:20:53.740
Don't say like that. I just have to batch you against him, bro.

02:20:55.740 --> 02:20:56.740
Fuck.

02:20:56.740 --> 02:20:58.740
No, yes

02:21:14.980 --> 02:21:20.420
Oh my god, he bumped him in midair midair bump took him out of the play for a second. I want to see a rule one, bro

02:21:21.860 --> 02:21:23.860
Yeah, honestly, I haven't seen one

02:21:23.860 --> 02:21:29.660
Do you think they'll honor it you think they'll honor it it depends if it's like zen and vatiria, but if it's like

02:21:30.700 --> 02:21:32.700
Like if ends in play now, you know

02:21:34.860 --> 02:21:36.860
They're trolls also they like the means

02:21:39.740 --> 02:21:42.380
Like if you have the best players good to stay in it

02:21:42.380 --> 02:21:49.180
But only yes only squishy taught me this if the best player on a team is in rule one with the worst player

02:21:49.180 --> 02:21:51.180
The best player will break it every time

02:21:51.180 --> 02:21:54.180
Yeah, it's actually part of his fucker.

02:21:54.180 --> 02:21:57.180
I haven't seen one though in pro league yet, Rick.

02:21:57.180 --> 02:22:00.180
There hasn't been many that have.

02:22:00.180 --> 02:22:05.180
Oh, apparently Nupo, you know the close of mind of Nupo, guys?

02:22:05.180 --> 02:22:07.180
He broke one just that I apparently had.

02:22:07.180 --> 02:22:08.180
Barra!

02:22:08.180 --> 02:22:10.180
Oh, he's the best player.

02:22:10.180 --> 02:22:12.180
You broke one, you motherfucker!

02:22:12.180 --> 02:22:14.180
Hey, hey, I didn't know.

02:22:14.180 --> 02:22:17.180
Just came on to be fair, he's in the clear.

02:22:17.180 --> 02:22:19.180
Wait, your first game was rule one.

02:22:19.180 --> 02:22:21.580
I think I was rule one against the bus problem.

02:22:21.580 --> 02:22:24.740
There's dots, yeah, you know the tutorial lobby, James?

02:22:24.740 --> 02:22:26.580
So the thing is, bots?

02:22:26.580 --> 02:22:27.380
You got it.

02:22:27.380 --> 02:22:29.180
You were rule one in AI.

02:22:29.180 --> 02:22:31.180
But there's any sort of crazy goal right after that.

02:22:31.180 --> 02:22:32.340
I didn't even break it, James.

02:22:32.340 --> 02:22:33.140
I had to break the bus.

02:22:33.140 --> 02:22:34.140
Oh!

02:22:34.140 --> 02:22:34.640
Oh!

02:22:34.640 --> 02:22:35.640
Fine!

02:22:35.640 --> 02:22:37.140
OK, that was insane.

02:22:37.140 --> 02:22:39.140
That was actually insane.

02:22:39.140 --> 02:22:42.640
Oh my god, off the ceiling!

02:22:42.640 --> 02:22:43.140
Wow.

02:22:43.140 --> 02:22:44.540
Was it a DDoS celebration?

02:22:44.540 --> 02:22:46.140
What the hell is that?

02:22:46.140 --> 02:22:49.140
Yeah, that was one of their, like, partnerships.

02:22:49.140 --> 02:22:56.340
Yeah, but like sponsored by me. Oh, yo only every did you know Manchester City has a rocket league team?

02:22:58.140 --> 02:23:02.060
Manchester City with it's probably fun right because they ain't here

02:23:03.380 --> 02:23:07.260
Just lost today. They lost my time. You lost my time

02:23:07.260 --> 02:23:29.260
I would say the most common, like, curling source, two to one. Two to one is probably the most common.

02:23:29.260 --> 02:23:32.260
Damn, okay.

02:23:32.260 --> 02:23:35.260
Because the defense is so good. The defense is really good.

02:23:42.260 --> 02:23:43.260
Yo, yo!

02:23:44.260 --> 02:23:45.260
Wait!

02:23:45.260 --> 02:23:46.260
What?!

02:23:46.260 --> 02:23:49.260
What a save! What a save! What a fucking save!

02:23:52.260 --> 02:23:53.260
Nice, Dizzy!

02:23:55.260 --> 02:23:57.260
You need a goal, Jinxy! You need a goal!

02:23:57.260 --> 02:23:58.260
I know, I know.

02:23:59.260 --> 02:24:00.260
Bumba!

02:24:00.260 --> 02:24:02.820
I got Zen on my side bro, we got this

02:24:08.980 --> 02:24:09.980
Oh my big OOF

02:24:10.820 --> 02:24:12.340
OOF

02:24:12.340 --> 02:24:13.580
MOTHERFUCKER

02:24:13.580 --> 02:24:14.580
What a comeback

02:24:15.060 --> 02:24:16.780
Got the second second, no that was on

02:24:24.900 --> 02:24:26.420
What are you, an equalizer Zen?

02:24:26.860 --> 02:24:28.540
Oh he's wasting time on doing this too

02:24:31.200 --> 02:24:33.620
It needs to be now now now or never

02:24:39.060 --> 02:24:41.920
Have a shot have a shot exotic over the middle

02:24:53.660 --> 02:24:55.660
Okay, she's playing

02:25:00.260 --> 02:25:05.020
I'm not going well right now chat. This is not going well

02:25:16.740 --> 02:25:22.780
That's the rock really classic then then plays like a god alternative loses the series and everyone says he's lost. That's the classic

02:25:22.780 --> 02:25:32.780
There's not over yet, not over yet, but I mean, Casey looks sensationally good.

02:25:32.780 --> 02:25:46.780
Yeah, I think it's ran by Blast on it.

02:25:46.780 --> 02:25:47.780
Ah, that makes sense.

02:25:47.780 --> 02:25:48.780
They're noise cancelling, right?

02:25:48.780 --> 02:25:49.780
Yeah, yeah.

02:25:49.780 --> 02:25:55.720
trying to rally the swarm now guys it's not the jinxi curse shut that shit up

02:25:55.720 --> 02:26:01.220
wish you have a massive question yeah yeah so in CS we have coaches right and

02:26:01.220 --> 02:26:04.380
they get a 30 second time on it and then they talk about stress and stuff what the

02:26:04.380 --> 02:26:08.620
fuck do these guys do how do you know that's happening right now but yeah so

02:26:08.620 --> 02:26:13.300
that's a very good question it's it's arguably you don't need a coach some

02:26:13.300 --> 02:26:17.740
rocket leaks I I never really had a coach but like anyway you don't really

02:26:17.740 --> 02:26:20.680
need one but I think what they do is like just try to keep the players

02:26:20.680 --> 02:26:24.960
mentality check and also like fixed tendencies so like if let's say a team's

02:26:24.960 --> 02:26:28.320
controlling the ball too much and they should be you know doing something a

02:26:28.320 --> 02:26:30.680
little bit different they just try to like change the tendency of what they're

02:26:30.680 --> 02:26:33.480
doing they're trying to break like you bringing it up so that you think about it

02:26:33.480 --> 02:26:39.920
the third an extra POV you know what I mean but you know what is this guy

02:26:39.920 --> 02:26:44.880
the coaches are never good like never yeah people saying I had to see this is

02:26:44.880 --> 02:26:49.920
was our coach but he was like I'm like a mental like he never gave us a strategy ever you just like

02:26:51.200 --> 02:26:55.680
you just said so you're basically saying I could be a coach because you just need to be a motivational

02:26:55.680 --> 02:27:00.000
speaker like I just be essentially essentially yeah I'm not thinking he was a bad coach I'm saying

02:27:00.000 --> 02:27:03.680
like that's what you need in Rockley you need someone to bring your vibes up and make sure no

02:27:03.680 --> 02:27:12.240
one's tilted like if you get tilted in Rockley you lose because everyone shoots on already but

02:27:12.240 --> 02:27:18.320
and just a moment we will get off a third you could be close for two rounds down bro you give the court of the day

02:27:18.320 --> 02:27:22.160
you'll see if you think we win game make a series of what is the court of the day

02:27:23.920 --> 02:27:25.440
I actually don't have one right now

02:27:26.480 --> 02:27:33.920
nice I did you bro I okay yes I'll start thinking

02:27:35.280 --> 02:27:38.080
no focus on the game here we go here we go

02:27:38.080 --> 02:27:40.080
Yeah

02:27:40.360 --> 02:27:42.360
Yeah

02:27:45.480 --> 02:27:47.480
Ever been careful

02:27:47.720 --> 02:27:53.920
That happens all the time on it's like it's like what yeah, right? It's the most probably the most

02:27:58.000 --> 02:28:00.320
That's the only part of the game only that's like a set piece

02:28:00.320 --> 02:28:03.440
You know how like in football like there's a cake that keeps the stuff

02:28:08.080 --> 02:28:12.800
So some people some teams have strats like a fake kickoff on it or like you'll drive up like turn away

02:28:12.800 --> 02:28:14.800
They'll go to your teammate behind you. They pass it

02:28:24.600 --> 02:28:26.600
There's no like

02:28:26.600 --> 02:28:29.320
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

02:28:30.240 --> 02:28:31.440
THERE WE GO BITCH!

02:28:33.140 --> 02:28:33.940
Bro, I told you guys.

02:28:34.700 --> 02:28:35.200
Free flip.

02:28:37.360 --> 02:28:38.260
Bro, that was just a-

02:28:38.260 --> 02:28:39.940
The coaches usually are at high ranked though.

02:28:39.940 --> 02:28:42.600
Like, I think the average rank of a coach is probably in Grand Chambers.

02:28:43.040 --> 02:28:45.820
Like the second high strength, but SSL is a massive gas for that.

02:28:47.940 --> 02:28:50.200
There's some pros that like, became coaches though.

02:28:50.200 --> 02:28:55.120
after they can see it the only in this series in game one yeah bro explain

02:28:55.120 --> 02:29:00.520
grand champ bro hi guys hit grand champ so hey anybody can get it bro hi my

02:29:00.520 --> 02:29:06.520
sister and yeah yeah but I'm not good at I'm pretty sure I got a carry

02:29:06.520 --> 02:29:08.520
Have I see the confirm this

02:29:11.520 --> 02:29:13.520
No, he didn't do it

02:29:15.680 --> 02:29:21.280
Mood is almost granted. Oh my god

02:29:29.920 --> 02:29:33.680
Oh my god, okay, that shot. Oh, yeah, you see that

02:29:33.680 --> 02:29:35.680
What do you mean?

02:29:35.680 --> 02:29:37.680
He's shot from across the field.

02:29:37.680 --> 02:29:39.680
Did you say you can do that?

02:29:39.680 --> 02:29:41.680
Yeah, right!

02:29:41.680 --> 02:29:43.680
Onay, do you have ranked unlocked?

02:29:43.680 --> 02:29:45.680
Did you get hooked up with an epic account or no?

02:29:45.680 --> 02:29:47.680
No.

02:29:47.680 --> 02:29:49.680
He has to play with a casualty.

02:29:51.680 --> 02:29:53.680
Are you just going to get an account with ranked unlock?

02:29:53.680 --> 02:29:55.680
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:29:55.680 --> 02:29:57.680
Onay, if you're ever bored one day, we should play 2's ranked.

02:29:57.680 --> 02:29:59.680
That would be funny.

02:29:59.680 --> 02:30:01.680
Don't be mad at me.

02:30:01.680 --> 02:30:03.680
the league situation like

02:30:05.900 --> 02:30:11.200
No, because uh broccoli like makes you happy you can let it makes you want to write it down

02:30:12.080 --> 02:30:14.080
You don't rage

02:30:14.200 --> 02:30:18.900
Sometimes I think the games are so quick if you just forget about yeah

02:30:18.900 --> 02:30:21.800
Yeah, you have to watch yourself get murdered for an hour

02:30:24.120 --> 02:30:26.120
You go then you go you go

02:30:26.120 --> 02:30:33.640
It's just waiting in formation to wait because he's there since he's there. Oh my god. Oh my god. He dumped on him

02:30:34.160 --> 02:30:36.160
He fucking dumped on him

02:30:36.920 --> 02:30:40.640
Look at this. Oh, man. It's the first time. I see you go here the time see oh, no

02:30:40.640 --> 02:30:43.240
You're asking about the time. I mean they did a time on their up 3-0 now

02:30:44.200 --> 02:30:46.640
Something something work. Yes, I'm at the coaches

02:30:49.680 --> 02:30:52.180
You only get one time out of the best of seven. Yeah

02:30:52.180 --> 02:30:57.180
Yeah. You see the top, the middle of the screen, the little blue and sparse mark next to KC?

02:30:57.180 --> 02:31:00.180
That's just showing that they have it remaining, so.

02:31:00.180 --> 02:31:02.180
Christian, do you want to hear Jinxie's analysis?

02:31:02.180 --> 02:31:03.180
Yeah.

02:31:03.180 --> 02:31:06.180
So, KC won two games.

02:31:06.180 --> 02:31:08.180
Vitality won one game.

02:31:08.180 --> 02:31:10.180
But, Vitality was more dominant.

02:31:10.180 --> 02:31:13.180
Which means Vitality has a higher P.

02:31:13.180 --> 02:31:16.180
Which means, I don't really know where I'm going with this.

02:31:16.180 --> 02:31:20.180
I hear you saying, you're saying the game that Vitality won was more dominant, so they're more likely to win.

02:31:20.180 --> 02:31:25.840
Oh my god, oh my god, well that's well that's right love the wall that's

02:31:30.220 --> 02:31:32.220
God I love Sam so much

02:31:34.220 --> 02:31:36.220
I saved it come on Sam

02:31:39.300 --> 02:31:41.300
Yeah

02:31:42.860 --> 02:31:44.860
Hell no

02:31:50.180 --> 02:31:52.180
I've never seen the situation.

02:31:52.180 --> 02:31:54.180
It's Casey getting the GIF.

02:31:54.180 --> 02:31:56.180
Casey does not exist in essence, yes.

02:31:56.180 --> 02:31:59.180
Oh no, it's Valorant had the scream.

02:31:59.180 --> 02:32:01.180
I think the scream was on Casey and Valorant.

02:32:01.180 --> 02:32:03.180
That's what it was.

02:32:03.180 --> 02:32:06.180
Yeah, play the Drusky GIF.

02:32:06.180 --> 02:32:08.180
Oneh just had an hour.

02:32:08.180 --> 02:32:10.180
Who does that? You go.

02:32:10.180 --> 02:32:12.180
Oh my god. Four-nil, why not?

02:32:12.180 --> 02:32:14.180
Three goals, like...

02:32:14.180 --> 02:32:19.180
Oneh, I'll say this too, in all the pro league games I've watched,

02:32:19.180 --> 02:32:20.820
never seen a team win from his position.

02:32:20.820 --> 02:32:21.320
Oh my god.

02:32:21.320 --> 02:32:22.700
Wait, watch this, watch this, watch this.

02:32:22.700 --> 02:32:23.260
Zen fake, look.

02:32:23.260 --> 02:32:23.900
What about the position, Jinx?

02:32:23.900 --> 02:32:25.820
Look at Zen fake, look at Zen fake, look at Zen fake.

02:32:25.820 --> 02:32:28.620
Watch, watch, he purposely doesn't hit this.

02:32:28.620 --> 02:32:33.940
Oh my god, he barely missed it on purpose.

02:32:33.940 --> 02:32:35.940
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:32:35.940 --> 02:32:36.580
That's so annoying.

02:32:36.580 --> 02:32:40.500
In this position, I would say KC has a 1% chance of winning,

02:32:40.500 --> 02:32:43.980
and that 1% chance is a semi-truck drives into the venue

02:32:43.980 --> 02:32:46.740
and wipes out the entire stage.

02:32:46.740 --> 02:32:48.740
Oh

02:32:52.620 --> 02:32:54.620
It's a goal

02:33:00.420 --> 02:33:02.420
Dude

02:33:10.380 --> 02:33:13.260
I have one before I think I don't know where it's for it up

02:33:13.260 --> 02:33:16.980
And it needs to be like it needs to be like a rare occasion though. Yes

02:33:17.860 --> 02:33:21.700
You can't just get us whip it out and for the rare ones. They're very mythical

02:33:22.260 --> 02:33:24.260
Yeah, so you tell only about the

02:33:25.300 --> 02:33:31.700
Bro, oh, yeah. Oh my god, bro. I so I dude I got a I'm getting a car

02:33:32.100 --> 02:33:39.560
Decal in this game and a chair topper and by like in my anthem is anytime somebody scores. I'll be like bar

02:33:43.260 --> 02:33:45.260
Yes, I'm not kidding.

02:33:49.020 --> 02:33:51.020
That's so astounding.

02:33:51.020 --> 02:33:53.820
I saw the clip where you announced like this game, it's the foolishest ever bro.

02:33:53.820 --> 02:33:54.320
Thank you bro.

02:33:54.320 --> 02:34:00.140
The way that you said they released it is, if you get beat they get the skin and then they help you mode.

02:34:00.140 --> 02:34:03.340
Yes, so it's like infected. Anyone who gets beaten.

02:34:04.700 --> 02:34:07.420
Or anyone who beats somebody with the decal gets it.

02:34:08.140 --> 02:34:10.460
It's living like a shocking infection for him, kind of sick.

02:34:10.460 --> 02:34:13.300
That's a cool show there.

02:34:13.300 --> 02:34:17.420
Dude, Vitality is gonna win.

02:34:17.420 --> 02:34:18.420
That was a beautiful.

02:34:18.420 --> 02:34:19.420
Yes.

02:34:19.420 --> 02:34:25.500
What I said, what you have to do bro, trust me, on release day of that skin, bro, you

02:34:25.500 --> 02:34:29.420
only queue with squishy and fucking zen.

02:34:29.420 --> 02:34:35.420
And then it's gonna be like, you know, so no one gets the skin for like, so you should

02:34:35.420 --> 02:34:38.420
only queue with like two full pros, bro.

02:34:38.420 --> 02:34:40.420
I try to be going to bro

02:34:40.420 --> 02:34:45.220
Just for release once somebody gets it then you can normally play again, you know, I try to be going

02:34:45.720 --> 02:34:51.540
Actually, is it like like doing that for like 30 minutes? Not a bad idea that way like if someone beats us drinks

02:34:51.540 --> 02:34:57.340
Like it'll circulate through SSL dude. I mean somebody said this on Twitter and they were like

02:34:57.580 --> 02:35:02.100
Yeah, this is a cool idea and all but how is it even gonna get to SSL mountains?

02:35:02.100 --> 02:35:05.580
Cuz it like it's not like a plot players ever gonna beat an SSL

02:35:05.580 --> 02:35:09.540
So the only way to get the skin into SSL is we have to lose it

02:35:15.060 --> 02:35:17.060
Yeah

02:35:24.060 --> 02:35:28.140
All the fuck is the skin ever gonna be an iron will be right because those guys ain't gonna be anyone

02:35:28.700 --> 02:35:30.700
Wait, yeah

02:35:30.700 --> 02:35:36.020
So I know I think that over so so I think think about like this if you're plot to jinx

02:35:36.640 --> 02:35:37.880
Imagine like

02:35:37.880 --> 02:35:44.700
Someone beat like beat a plot or plot one beats the person with the skin right and then someone lower than the plot one

02:35:44.700 --> 02:35:51.140
You know like slowly lower lower elos keep beating people with the skin so slowly go down to you know, you know, I think it'll work

02:36:00.700 --> 02:36:05.040
Yeah, anybody wait, let me spread it for you. Hell yeah

02:36:05.660 --> 02:36:07.660
I'll spread that shit fast bro

02:36:15.820 --> 02:36:17.900
Yes, you want to watch the one yeah, yeah

02:36:19.140 --> 02:36:22.180
Wish you caught max seven though if you caught that right ain't no way

02:36:26.380 --> 02:36:28.900
That's on jinx whatever it's good teams playing you always want the game

02:36:30.700 --> 02:36:32.700
Oh, we missed bro

02:36:37.060 --> 02:36:39.820
Bang daddy's and it's there

02:36:41.980 --> 02:36:43.980
Oh, go back wait

02:36:46.340 --> 02:36:48.340
Wait go down

02:36:48.980 --> 02:36:52.540
Bro, it's so impressive how high they get so fast. It's so

02:36:55.180 --> 02:37:00.660
Also, this is one of those games for with the spectator like the person doing the observing needs to actually know a lot about

02:37:00.700 --> 02:37:04.300
the game because if you pay attention they're always on the right person like

02:37:04.300 --> 02:37:09.880
when they're about to get to the ball yes god you're right like see he goes to

02:37:09.880 --> 02:37:12.940
material early knows to be there he knows that's ends next up right like

02:37:12.940 --> 02:37:15.980
whoever's doing it actually knows what's happening like who's gonna be on the

02:37:15.980 --> 02:37:21.580
bar is an actual guy much ever say hi no it's a gas yeah it's like you know

02:37:21.580 --> 02:37:28.500
Prius you know Prius yeah yes yeah he's like that guy in this game he always

02:37:28.500 --> 02:37:33.140
doesn't deserve it since hasa trying to get this out of the corner second touch

02:37:33.140 --> 02:37:37.620
too low he's really good at it

02:37:37.620 --> 02:37:47.820
oh my god such a good shot oh my god god damn he's insane yep that's there

02:37:47.820 --> 02:37:58.100
though wait wait wait you guys and you go you go nice oh that's so good

02:37:58.100 --> 02:38:21.900
Oh my god, he's going for the victory.

02:38:21.900 --> 02:38:24.700
He's trying to score, he just messed up and it's just hard, a hard angle.

02:38:25.700 --> 02:38:26.500
You're too nice.

02:38:26.500 --> 02:38:28.900
I have to be short, he said, nah, you messed up.

02:38:28.900 --> 02:38:31.500
Bro, isn't that the same thing?

02:38:32.300 --> 02:38:37.100
Well, no, like his touch, his touch toward the net would have obviously been a goal, but it's just hard.

02:38:37.100 --> 02:38:38.500
It's just like, I don't know, I wouldn't call it a trope.

02:38:38.500 --> 02:38:40.100
You're still nice, I swear, bro.

02:38:40.300 --> 02:38:41.300
You're still nice.

02:38:42.500 --> 02:38:47.300
That's like, that's like someone missing a crazy flick at CS, like an obitlick,

02:38:47.500 --> 02:38:49.700
and saying that's the troll, but like it's hard, you know?

02:38:49.700 --> 02:38:53.600
like someone rumbus on a someone rumbus like top memorize and you have to

02:38:53.600 --> 02:38:56.600
flick it and you barely missed it

02:39:04.100 --> 02:39:09.980
but no go is coming that's all the demos bro

02:39:09.980 --> 02:39:20.420
god this game is tight Jesus come on then no not again we actually shut down

02:39:20.420 --> 02:39:25.980
an entire play Zen was kind of on a break wait wait wait please mess up please

02:39:25.980 --> 02:39:30.820
mess up that ain't ever mess up in this fucking east door the biggest game in

02:39:30.820 --> 02:39:33.780
the best seven to like this is the one you have to win though we went up as

02:39:33.780 --> 02:39:39.940
crazy so helpful yeah this is to do we need a lock of the fucking

02:39:39.980 --> 02:39:43.540
Through the corner and juicy just a little too far back

02:39:48.740 --> 02:39:51.600
Oh my god, oh my god, wait Sen double-jack

02:39:57.600 --> 02:40:02.280
Holy fucking shit, don't say they messed up don't say they messed up

02:40:03.340 --> 02:40:06.460
They can't stop that yes, no boost. He can't stop the rest of us

02:40:09.980 --> 02:40:22.420
Oh my god, holy, actually holy shit, holy shit, that shot wasn't safe, oh, yes, all right,

02:40:22.420 --> 02:40:30.220
all right, there we go, and it's with no goal, and then there's two goals in five seconds,

02:40:30.220 --> 02:40:36.020
chat, oh my god, we got a series, we have a series, we have a series, holy fucking shit,

02:40:36.020 --> 02:40:37.060
I can't miss.

02:40:37.060 --> 02:40:38.100
Try to stay in own goal.

02:40:38.100 --> 02:40:38.700
Don't turn it up.

02:40:38.700 --> 02:40:39.460
Hey, do it again.

02:40:39.460 --> 02:40:40.180
I dare you.

02:40:40.180 --> 02:40:42.180
OK.

02:40:42.180 --> 02:40:43.180
Dude, let's fucking go.

02:40:43.180 --> 02:40:44.340
Everybody lock in.

02:40:44.340 --> 02:40:45.700
Everybody lock in.

02:40:45.700 --> 02:40:46.420
We have a series.

02:40:46.420 --> 02:40:48.020
Squishy belief we can come back from this.

02:40:48.020 --> 02:40:48.700
I know.

02:40:48.700 --> 02:40:51.500
But my Toddy won two pretty convincingly now in a row.

02:40:51.500 --> 02:40:52.000
Oh.

02:40:52.000 --> 02:40:53.500
Stop.

02:40:53.500 --> 02:40:54.500
Oh, my god.

02:40:54.500 --> 02:40:55.500
Yes, yes, yes, yes.

02:40:55.500 --> 02:40:56.500
Nice.

02:40:56.500 --> 02:40:57.540
Bro, that is so good.

02:40:57.540 --> 02:40:59.140
Oh, my god, it loves them.

02:40:59.140 --> 02:41:01.540
They are going to Kermin course.

02:41:01.540 --> 02:41:02.460
Oh, man.

02:41:02.460 --> 02:41:04.340
Jacob had done to Vitality the first time.

02:41:04.340 --> 02:41:05.740
Bro, squishes have to watch.

02:41:05.740 --> 02:41:13.500
worlds bro oh my god oh my god well it's always has a different feeling to

02:41:13.500 --> 02:41:16.540
about I bet you like seems like si interesting

02:41:16.540 --> 02:41:25.500
oh what a shot bro no no no all right mark the bus mark the bus oh my god

02:41:25.500 --> 02:41:32.180
brexit fucking defense brexit yo park the bus shy so what does park the bus

02:41:32.180 --> 02:41:35.380
It just means locked down defense no offense whatsoever

02:41:36.900 --> 02:41:38.900
A lot of pro football teams do it

02:41:45.540 --> 02:41:47.540
Park the bus

02:41:53.860 --> 02:41:57.580
Yeah, it is actually how Arsenal plays Chad yes, they score a goal and then just defend

02:41:57.580 --> 02:41:59.580
But they can only do that because they have the best stuff.

02:41:59.580 --> 02:42:00.580
Oh my gosh.

02:42:00.580 --> 02:42:02.580
They have the best center back do on the road.

02:42:02.580 --> 02:42:03.580
Oh, then this?

02:42:03.580 --> 02:42:04.580
Yeah, who's gonna get there first?

02:42:04.580 --> 02:42:05.580
Get back up.

02:42:05.580 --> 02:42:06.580
He's slipping his damn heel.

02:42:06.580 --> 02:42:08.580
There's material going to be on this place.

02:42:08.580 --> 02:42:09.580
You see, too far forward.

02:42:09.580 --> 02:42:11.580
And they got to take it from their own back wall.

02:42:11.580 --> 02:42:12.580
Ten seconds.

02:42:12.580 --> 02:42:13.580
The weight of the field.

02:42:13.580 --> 02:42:14.580
Nice.

02:42:14.580 --> 02:42:15.580
Got the ball in the hole.

02:42:15.580 --> 02:42:16.580
No.

02:42:16.580 --> 02:42:17.580
Put the ball on the floor at zero.

02:42:17.580 --> 02:42:18.580
Come on, come on, come on.

02:42:18.580 --> 02:42:19.580
Put the ball on the floor at zero.

02:42:19.580 --> 02:42:20.580
You better-

02:42:20.580 --> 02:42:21.580
Oh no, no, no!

02:42:21.580 --> 02:42:22.580
No!

02:42:22.580 --> 02:42:23.580
No!

02:42:23.580 --> 02:42:24.580
Two, two, JC!

02:42:24.580 --> 02:42:25.580
Two, two!

02:42:25.580 --> 02:42:26.580
Fuck the boss!

02:42:27.460 --> 02:42:29.460
Wait, bro, we actually just handed it off like what?

02:42:30.260 --> 02:42:33.260
Wish you wanted to stand. Yeah, oh two seconds

02:42:40.060 --> 02:42:42.060
No, no, no, no, you go lead and

02:42:43.700 --> 02:42:45.700
Here we go no way

02:42:47.620 --> 02:42:49.620
I

02:42:56.580 --> 02:43:03.340
please then I need this I like this bro full adh please then I need this

02:43:06.340 --> 02:43:12.700
we had a five-minute OT today bro but I think that scares me as Casey has all

02:43:12.700 --> 02:43:18.220
the momentum now man it's worth twice in 40 seconds

02:43:18.220 --> 02:43:20.220
No

02:43:31.900 --> 02:43:33.900
How does it feel bro

02:43:33.900 --> 02:43:35.180
I need a timer bro!

02:43:35.180 --> 02:43:37.180
They're out of the day still?

02:43:37.180 --> 02:43:38.180
Alright!

02:43:38.180 --> 02:43:40.180
Yes I'm left bro!

02:43:40.780 --> 02:43:42.620
Oh no it's heartless bro, my god!

02:43:42.620 --> 02:43:45.620
Oh no I'm emptying the fuck out of your next game on me bro!

02:43:45.620 --> 02:43:47.620
No I'm emptying the fuck out of your game, you call me a fuck out of your game!

02:43:47.620 --> 02:43:51.620
I'm gonna get a red fucking iron account and get the fuck out of you!

02:43:51.620 --> 02:43:53.620
We're going both to fucking iron together then buddy!

02:43:53.620 --> 02:43:55.620
Bro that's a fucking low blow man!

02:43:55.620 --> 02:43:57.620
God damn it!

02:43:59.940 --> 02:44:01.940
Easy bro!

02:44:03.900 --> 02:44:11.660
the brilliant strike from so wait squishy yeah three two one this was brilliant aka

02:44:14.300 --> 02:44:15.340
i have a question for you guys

02:44:17.500 --> 02:44:20.220
i have a question for both of you guys one more yes sir

02:44:22.860 --> 02:44:25.900
do you know what lebron james did when he was losing one to three

02:44:27.580 --> 02:44:32.860
say no basketball games american wait on a wait what you don't know what okay

02:44:32.860 --> 02:44:36.780
bro and you know we don't watch basketball bro yeah you guys do bro your

02:44:36.780 --> 02:44:40.700
country produce dark no whiskey what are you saying

02:44:40.700 --> 02:44:45.340
call me nuts i don't know who that is what you don't know who Dr. Metzgert

02:44:45.340 --> 02:44:50.220
at least two no it sounds like it there's a chest there that's what i'm being better

02:44:50.220 --> 02:44:53.580
okay here's what happened i actually don't know in the nba finals

02:44:53.580 --> 02:44:57.660
bro your chat better be flaming you bro in the nba finals yeah yeah yeah okay

02:44:57.660 --> 02:45:01.740
he's like a german legend bro in the nba finals it was one to three LeBron

02:45:01.740 --> 02:45:07.520
James was losing he came back and beat the fucking primed out bolded state warriors from a one to three come back

02:45:07.740 --> 02:45:14.100
Then he's the LeBron James of this game. He's going to win game two or game four game five or game five game six

02:45:14.100 --> 02:45:16.100
Game seven and he's gonna win

02:45:24.580 --> 02:45:29.540
Well, I don't you need to do research bro. He's like a German legend. I will I will oh

02:45:29.540 --> 02:45:33.540
Oh my god, he beat LeBron, like when LeBron was priming.

02:45:33.540 --> 02:45:34.540
Wait, actually...

02:45:34.540 --> 02:45:37.540
Yes, we beat LeBron when LeBron was priming.

02:45:37.540 --> 02:45:38.540
It's German basketball players.

02:45:38.540 --> 02:45:41.540
Yes, the best German basketball player of all time.

02:45:41.540 --> 02:45:43.540
One of the best players of all time.

02:45:43.540 --> 02:45:45.540
I know about the Klitschko brothers.

02:45:45.540 --> 02:45:47.540
I don't remember that.

02:45:47.540 --> 02:45:50.540
Klitschko. Who's the Klitschko brothers?

02:45:50.540 --> 02:45:53.540
They're boxing, I think.

02:45:53.540 --> 02:45:56.540
I think, bro.

02:45:56.540 --> 02:45:59.540
Come on, Zed.

02:45:59.540 --> 02:46:03.540
That orange corner, vitality, this is a possession.

02:46:03.540 --> 02:46:05.540
That would be big here for Father Corp.

02:46:05.540 --> 02:46:06.540
They could win it.

02:46:06.540 --> 02:46:07.540
It's in a little awkward.

02:46:07.540 --> 02:46:09.540
No one on the back wall here for vitality.

02:46:09.540 --> 02:46:11.540
You don't want to go up the ladder.

02:46:11.540 --> 02:46:13.540
Bro, but Yoroh is like insane at basketball.

02:46:13.540 --> 02:46:17.540
Like, they produce Yokic, Donchic, Nowitzki.

02:46:17.540 --> 02:46:18.540
Wait, I know Donchic.

02:46:18.540 --> 02:46:19.540
I know Donchic.

02:46:19.540 --> 02:46:21.540
Yes, Yoroh is like insane at basketball.

02:46:21.540 --> 02:46:22.540
Like really good at basketball.

02:46:22.540 --> 02:46:24.540
She was looking for

02:46:27.640 --> 02:46:29.640
Yeah, yeah, this is your

02:46:30.040 --> 02:46:34.200
When we when these French bro euro is insane about falling

02:46:35.440 --> 02:46:39.600
Like euros taking over the end date literally you watch football you watch

02:46:40.960 --> 02:46:47.120
Basketball, you know all the rockin these pros, but you're locked. I swear. Yes, poor thing is poor thing is to

02:46:47.120 --> 02:46:52.120
You're always incredible

02:46:52.120 --> 02:46:57.120
You go Zen, you go Zen!

02:46:57.120 --> 02:46:59.120
Which Loki had the wonders to win yet.

02:46:59.120 --> 02:47:00.120
Loki had like...

02:47:00.120 --> 02:47:02.120
No, I'm with you, I'm with you. I'm down for game 7.

02:47:02.120 --> 02:47:03.120
We're winning game 7.

02:47:03.120 --> 02:47:05.120
Zen demolished. Yo.

02:47:05.120 --> 02:47:07.120
They're getting fucked.

02:47:09.120 --> 02:47:10.120
Nice.

02:47:10.120 --> 02:47:11.120
Zen again!

02:47:11.120 --> 02:47:12.120
Nevermind, nevermind.

02:47:14.120 --> 02:47:16.120
Actually, yes, man. It was Zen again.

02:47:16.120 --> 02:47:21.880
Focus then squishy is that it is that a play to like focus the money she won guy. Yeah. Yeah

02:47:22.560 --> 02:47:25.560
It's not smart, but some some players do it though

02:47:25.920 --> 02:47:30.800
Wait, he picked one big works out it, but he got bumped out of the air covers so good

02:47:30.800 --> 02:47:33.520
I think it's more it's more not like bumping them

02:47:33.520 --> 02:47:38.080
But like when Zen has the ball you want to really challenge like challenges early as possible because you don't want to give him

02:47:38.080 --> 02:47:40.080
oh my god

02:47:40.080 --> 02:47:42.080
oh my god

02:47:42.080 --> 02:47:44.080
oh f***

02:47:44.080 --> 02:47:46.080
it's half time boys

02:47:46.080 --> 02:47:48.080
suck

02:47:54.080 --> 02:47:56.080
no

02:47:56.080 --> 02:47:58.080
nice three jobs

02:47:58.080 --> 02:48:00.080
oh wait corner shot

02:48:00.080 --> 02:48:02.080
nice

02:48:02.080 --> 02:48:09.040
right now come on come on guys

02:48:12.480 --> 02:48:19.720
no that was so nice oh my god you must have a fucking clips question yeah that

02:48:19.720 --> 02:48:27.680
was so much yeah you're catching that that fake is a really really tough

02:48:27.680 --> 02:48:29.680
Oh

02:48:42.620 --> 02:48:48.280
Lucky that's actually a lucky girl. Oh Zen to no I feel bad for my fellow if you look at them, bro

02:48:48.960 --> 02:48:50.360
Fuck

02:48:50.360 --> 02:48:54.480
It's not over yet. It's not over. They look sad from not joking. They look sad. Yeah

02:48:54.480 --> 02:48:58.460
A life of a pro gamer bro, just depressing.

02:48:58.460 --> 02:49:01.640
Yeah, now he has to wait like three months to play again.

02:49:01.640 --> 02:49:02.640
Shison.

02:49:02.640 --> 02:49:03.640
Yup.

02:49:03.640 --> 02:49:04.640
Carrots.

02:49:04.640 --> 02:49:05.640
Still winnable, still winnable.

02:49:05.640 --> 02:49:06.640
Still winnable.

02:49:06.640 --> 02:49:07.640
Still winnable.

02:49:07.640 --> 02:49:08.640
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

02:49:08.640 --> 02:49:09.640
Oh, the bees, they have to score.

02:49:09.640 --> 02:49:10.640
They have to score.

02:49:10.640 --> 02:49:15.240
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, send, send, send, send, send, there.

02:49:15.240 --> 02:49:16.240
Guess you're playing.

02:49:16.240 --> 02:49:22.120
They have to wait wait wait

02:49:23.680 --> 02:49:25.680
Guess you're playing good man, they're playing really good

02:49:37.040 --> 02:49:39.240
They want to yeah, you know what?

02:49:39.240 --> 02:49:44.120
The series though was just that two goal lead being blown in 39 seconds. That's what helps in series

02:49:45.000 --> 02:49:50.200
Yeah, when they blew that lead, it's high just over. Hope you go with it. No, we have stuck, no

02:49:52.440 --> 02:49:57.600
That's what I mean though, like they're up to why is the coach down drilling into their minds like player lead, player lead, player lead

02:49:57.600 --> 02:50:00.100
I could just win. Say you have a two goal lead, just play your lead you win

02:50:05.040 --> 02:50:07.880
Like you're gonna ride James on the park the bus like it's kind of alright

02:50:09.240 --> 02:50:11.240
Oh

02:50:16.520 --> 02:50:18.680
Come on, they need America now 20 seconds

02:50:26.120 --> 02:50:30.800
Did you see the past did you see the past look at the past on me? Oh, look at the past

02:50:39.240 --> 02:50:44.700
Pass holy fucking shit, holy shit fucking seconds. It's not over wins

02:50:47.080 --> 02:50:49.080
Next door wins for sure

02:50:50.080 --> 02:50:52.080
Please please please

02:50:52.660 --> 02:50:54.660
please

02:50:55.000 --> 02:50:57.000
It's on my television side careful

02:50:59.360 --> 02:51:01.360
Fudging C. Oh T

02:51:02.480 --> 02:51:05.800
Wait, what's up? Oh my god. Wait, wait. Oh my god

02:51:09.240 --> 02:51:19.700
please please here we go nine next golden I shot yep come on we need a game

02:51:19.700 --> 02:51:27.860
six yes get on that time so good

02:51:39.240 --> 02:51:43.480
and nobody will borrow not a chain and Zayn trying to make an impact but he has no chance

02:51:43.480 --> 02:51:47.000
should i don't want them to fall get forward i would still collect a hundred gift to trust me bro

02:51:47.000 --> 02:51:52.120
oh ZEN oh no get it ZEN ZEN

02:51:52.120 --> 02:51:58.600
this guy is the goat squishy it's a solo one them the game holy

02:52:00.440 --> 02:52:06.120
get done die for dira i'm kind of with odin like i obviously like we have a bet on this but i

02:52:06.120 --> 02:52:07.200
but I want to go seven, bro.

02:52:07.200 --> 02:52:08.880
I don't know, I want to go seven, WP.

02:52:08.880 --> 02:52:10.280
We need game seven.

02:52:10.280 --> 02:52:11.120
Okay, guys.

02:52:11.120 --> 02:52:12.200
Oh, my look.

02:52:12.200 --> 02:52:13.040
Fools.

02:52:13.040 --> 02:52:14.720
Let's keep it in our sights, bro.

02:52:14.720 --> 02:52:15.560
He thought it was over.

02:52:15.560 --> 02:52:17.800
Guys, I have an idea.

02:52:17.800 --> 02:52:19.280
What if we burn all of the bets

02:52:19.280 --> 02:52:20.600
and just all cheer on 10?

02:52:20.600 --> 02:52:22.480
Cops, questions?

02:52:22.480 --> 02:52:23.480
Say that again, say that again.

02:52:23.480 --> 02:52:24.840
We burn all of the bets.

02:52:24.840 --> 02:52:27.400
We just burn them all, and we all bet on 10.

02:52:27.400 --> 02:52:28.400
Or we all go for 10.

02:52:30.040 --> 02:52:31.040
I think I'm gonna give them back.

02:52:31.040 --> 02:52:32.160
So I'm gonna keep the bets up,

02:52:32.160 --> 02:52:34.560
and I'll root for them, but I'll keep the bet up.

02:52:34.560 --> 02:52:35.400
Now we got you, bro.

02:52:35.400 --> 02:52:45.520
root for my yeah you know guys I I told you bro it's Lebron man guys you

02:52:45.520 --> 02:52:49.880
realize like the bet helped me bro it's Lebron I fucking told you guys I said

02:52:49.880 --> 02:52:53.680
it's gonna win I actually thought it was over

02:52:55.400 --> 02:53:00.480
imagine the reverse treatment bro ladies what are you typing bro what do you say

02:53:00.480 --> 02:53:12.080
the first series yes on it yes yeah yeah yes crazy and went to game seven we

02:53:12.080 --> 02:53:14.480
need that again oh you're right you're right you're right yeah the last minute

02:53:14.480 --> 02:53:18.480
from car ming or oh my god then I want to kiss you on your face bro

02:53:18.480 --> 02:53:20.920
I'm gonna kiss you bro.

02:53:20.920 --> 02:53:22.680
No he's older than that.

02:53:22.680 --> 02:53:23.680
19, 19.

02:53:23.680 --> 02:53:25.840
Okay, I love you bro.

02:53:25.840 --> 02:53:28.080
Oh my god, please.

02:53:28.080 --> 02:53:29.080
Please.

02:53:29.080 --> 02:53:35.680
Squishy, wait, someone is saying Zen is top 1000 on violin as well.

02:53:35.680 --> 02:53:36.680
Is that true?

02:53:36.680 --> 02:53:37.680
Yeah, yeah.

02:53:37.680 --> 02:53:38.680
Yeah, yeah.

02:53:38.680 --> 02:53:43.720
He did queue with like top 10 radio player to get there, but he's actually good.

02:53:43.720 --> 02:53:44.720
Wow, he's good.

02:53:44.720 --> 02:53:45.720
He's squishy.

02:53:45.720 --> 02:53:46.720
Yeah.

02:53:46.720 --> 02:53:47.720
Yeah.

02:53:47.720 --> 02:53:50.600
14 seconds left, Zen's about to get knocked out of the major.

02:53:50.600 --> 02:53:55.400
Backwards pass, gold equalizer, forces OT, and then in OT, solo scores.

02:53:55.400 --> 02:53:56.920
Solo scores.

02:53:56.920 --> 02:53:59.760
Yeah, I mean, soon to go.

02:53:59.760 --> 02:54:00.240
Soon to go.

02:54:00.240 --> 02:54:00.880
Here's the go.

02:54:00.880 --> 02:54:02.680
Please Zen, please.

02:54:02.680 --> 02:54:03.200
Nine.

02:54:03.200 --> 02:54:04.640
Oh my god.

02:54:04.640 --> 02:54:05.600
Go Zen, Zen!

02:54:05.600 --> 02:54:06.040
One, two, one.

02:54:06.040 --> 02:54:07.040
Nine.

02:54:07.040 --> 02:54:08.040
Uh-huh.

02:54:08.040 --> 02:54:09.400
Two, takes it.

02:54:09.400 --> 02:54:12.160
Two, Z, takes this one, plays it slow.

02:54:12.160 --> 02:54:13.160
Yep, got it.

02:54:13.160 --> 02:54:15.160
Oh

02:54:19.280 --> 02:54:22.360
Chents makes you want to get diamond guys just makes you want to get diamond dude

02:54:29.920 --> 02:54:32.760
Why are people laughing why are people not haha

02:54:34.760 --> 02:54:37.840
Really funny I asked my chat three days ago

02:54:37.840 --> 02:54:44.220
I said what's coming first me getting diamond and rocket leak or gta 6 and someone type dad

02:54:47.600 --> 02:54:49.600
How old are you right now

02:54:57.760 --> 02:55:03.360
What comes first diamond and rocket leak or gta 6 gta 6 November 16

02:55:03.360 --> 02:55:09.600
or death or death you'll get that you'll get that you're gonna die in a row thank you bro

02:55:09.600 --> 02:55:11.600
you have a long life ahead of you man

02:55:11.600 --> 02:55:15.600
hey we're probably all living like 140 plus me huh

02:55:15.600 --> 02:55:19.600
let's knock on the table guys then we get over like I don't know I just want to get over 80 bro

02:55:19.600 --> 02:55:25.600
if I get over 75 I'm good that was gonna be some crazy medicine that makes it look immortal

02:55:25.600 --> 02:55:26.100
Did he?

02:55:30.240 --> 02:55:31.600
You're right, not even 80 low-key.

02:55:33.040 --> 02:55:35.520
60, but you can sometimes just randomly die low-key.

02:55:35.520 --> 02:55:36.800
That is true, yeah, yeah.

02:55:38.400 --> 02:55:38.900
Then!

02:55:38.900 --> 02:55:39.400
Then?

02:55:39.400 --> 02:55:39.900
Shit!

02:55:41.240 --> 02:55:43.240
Come on, please score my target, please!

02:55:44.760 --> 02:55:45.260
Yes!

02:55:46.460 --> 02:55:46.960
Good save.

02:55:47.460 --> 02:55:48.960
You have no boost, end him and lose.

02:55:49.860 --> 02:55:50.360
So missed?

02:55:50.360 --> 02:55:51.460
Oh, then, bar.

02:55:51.700 --> 02:55:52.200
Two.

02:55:52.200 --> 02:55:53.460
This guy's disgusting.

02:55:53.460 --> 02:55:54.740
Yo, this guy is gross.

02:55:54.740 --> 02:55:59.740
Holy shit, what she he's also top five player in the world, dude. That's how it has been. Okay

02:56:00.940 --> 02:56:03.420
At how how are you supposed to save that?

02:56:04.100 --> 02:56:06.100
How the fuck are you supposed to save?

02:56:07.140 --> 02:56:13.160
Shit with it. No one goes. It's like goal actually happened like 15 seconds before that because there was like a bad challenge

02:56:13.780 --> 02:56:19.700
Sticky it lets like pressure really bad person remember chat. It's not over until it's over. I'm here. No, man

02:56:20.660 --> 02:56:23.560
Zen didn't hear no bell either Zen didn't hear no bell

02:56:24.740 --> 02:56:26.740
I

02:56:29.540 --> 02:56:35.320
Then holy fuck. Yep. Look at who's got wings on it. He's got wings. Nice. I'm 50

02:56:38.400 --> 02:56:40.400
For they always safely put it in the pool

02:56:45.380 --> 02:56:47.380
Yes, that was actually

02:56:54.740 --> 02:56:57.740
He missed!

02:56:57.740 --> 02:56:59.740
He's working hard for this shit.

02:56:59.740 --> 02:57:00.740
What the hell are they doing?

02:57:00.740 --> 02:57:01.740
Bros. Animals?

02:57:05.740 --> 02:57:06.740
Oh my god.

02:57:06.740 --> 02:57:07.740
Send no boost.

02:57:10.740 --> 02:57:11.740
Uh oh.

02:57:11.740 --> 02:57:12.740
Uh oh.

02:57:12.740 --> 02:57:14.740
Ah, no way, right?

02:57:17.740 --> 02:57:18.740
Oh, oh.

02:57:18.740 --> 02:57:30.620
That's a two tough 90 seconds guys dizzy demolished anything could happen anything could happen

02:57:30.620 --> 02:57:36.500
Oh, no, if they don't have any goals with like 20 seconds left, they're gonna play full-on

02:57:36.500 --> 02:57:41.540
aggressive vitality is and then it's gonna either score concede they're gonna go like

02:57:41.540 --> 02:57:43.540
all everybody out off edge

02:57:43.540 --> 02:57:45.540
got it

02:57:47.540 --> 02:57:50.540
we're either gonna tie it or just concede in the last 20 seconds

02:57:50.540 --> 02:57:52.540
happens every time

02:57:52.540 --> 02:57:54.540
67 seconds

02:58:01.540 --> 02:58:03.540
please, please Zen we need this

02:58:03.540 --> 02:58:05.540
Zen we need this baby

02:58:07.540 --> 02:58:09.540
maybe I'll watch uncle

02:58:09.540 --> 02:58:13.540
How do they get there? God damn bro!

02:58:13.540 --> 02:58:19.540
Come on Stacy, I don't know how they get there bro, how do they get there every time?

02:58:19.540 --> 02:58:21.540
That's it.

02:58:21.540 --> 02:58:22.540
40 seconds.

02:58:22.540 --> 02:58:23.540
Zen, please.

02:58:23.540 --> 02:58:24.540
Wait, that's a good bounce.

02:58:24.540 --> 02:58:25.540
Come on.

02:58:25.540 --> 02:58:28.540
It's 10-14 last time.

02:58:28.540 --> 02:58:29.540
Remember.

02:58:29.540 --> 02:58:30.540
Please Zen.

02:58:30.540 --> 02:58:31.540
30 seconds.

02:58:31.540 --> 02:58:32.540
Are we finished?

02:58:32.540 --> 02:58:33.540
Zen, what the hell are you?

02:58:33.540 --> 02:58:34.540
It's fake one thing.

02:58:34.540 --> 02:58:35.540
Yeah.

02:58:35.540 --> 02:58:37.540
We're trying to find an opening.

02:58:37.540 --> 02:58:41.980
Oh no wrong half no 20 seconds

02:58:41.980 --> 02:58:45.140
She's pleased how does the towel get there?

02:58:45.140 --> 02:58:47.140
This guy's a thod right defense

02:58:47.140 --> 02:58:49.140
No

02:58:49.140 --> 02:58:50.580
Oh good be

02:58:50.580 --> 02:58:52.580
10 seconds

02:58:52.580 --> 02:58:54.580
Jake

02:58:54.580 --> 02:58:56.580
No

02:58:56.580 --> 02:58:58.580
What? Open! Open!

02:58:58.580 --> 02:59:00.580
AHHHHHH

02:59:00.580 --> 02:59:02.580
AHHHHHH

02:59:02.580 --> 02:59:04.580
THIS IS MY GENERIC

02:59:04.580 --> 02:59:06.580
THIS IS MY GENERIC

02:59:06.580 --> 02:59:08.580
I

02:59:08.580 --> 02:59:10.580
Not

02:59:11.460 --> 02:59:16.260
I'm a watch rocket league and this is this feels like I'm watching fucking a

02:59:17.100 --> 02:59:21.980
Movie bro, this is scripted up. Yeah, I let them know to give you a good show. That's why that's why

02:59:24.260 --> 02:59:26.260
Definitely

02:59:26.360 --> 02:59:33.180
Please wait, why do they both say why the game seven they both fixed on the kickoff. Oh my god. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. That was really bad

02:59:33.180 --> 02:59:43.180
Oh my god, please, please, Zen! Yes! Come on! Zen, I love you!

02:59:43.180 --> 02:59:47.180
Zen, I'm your biggest fan.

02:59:47.180 --> 02:59:49.180
Please.

02:59:49.180 --> 02:59:54.900
again. It's going to be over top of Zen. Exotic waiting in the corner.

02:59:54.900 --> 02:59:58.260
Oh wait, good setup. No, I'm behind.

02:59:58.260 --> 03:00:00.500
For Garmin, for Mato's gonna have to run in a fair.

03:00:00.500 --> 03:00:03.820
Chat, my butthole's puckered. My butthole is puckered. I'm, I'm not where.

03:00:03.820 --> 03:00:07.980
One lahee. Please. Could be a good setup.

03:00:07.980 --> 03:00:10.820
And it's set across. Oh, oh my god.

03:00:10.820 --> 03:00:12.980
Yes, then, go, go, go, go. You got that. You got it now.

03:00:12.980 --> 03:00:14.980
I

03:00:21.940 --> 03:00:23.940
Can't watch this

03:00:53.940 --> 03:00:55.440
I don't know just send him up chat.

03:00:55.440 --> 03:00:58.440
This is why I have what the fuck in my entire life.

03:00:58.440 --> 03:00:59.640
I have always said.

03:01:00.540 --> 03:01:04.940
Rocket League is the most entertaining e-sport for games like that,

03:01:04.940 --> 03:01:06.240
bro, for games.

03:01:07.540 --> 03:01:11.540
Rocket League is the most entertaining e-sport for games like that.

03:01:12.040 --> 03:01:13.240
This was three to one.

03:01:13.240 --> 03:01:16.240
The series was completely over 14 seconds on the clock.

03:01:16.440 --> 03:01:19.940
Zen gets a backward pass assist equalize.

03:01:19.940 --> 03:01:20.940
Let's go to overtime.

03:01:20.940 --> 03:01:25.500
Zen makes a solo play and dunks on the tier I need his own mouth nuts to the face

03:01:25.740 --> 03:01:31.620
Three two we go game three. It looks like it's over two seconds left a no-goose goal equalizer the fourth over time

03:01:31.860 --> 03:01:35.860
We're now in game seven my penis is hard, and I'm on the break of pulling it out. Oh

03:01:37.060 --> 03:01:43.220
My god, this is actually insane, bro. This is actually insane like oh my god

03:01:45.620 --> 03:01:49.300
We did bring up the LeBron thing you did bring up the LeBron thing come back. Oh

03:01:50.940 --> 03:01:52.940
Oh

03:02:01.740 --> 03:02:07.460
Squishy back-to-back game seven and both games are like late comebacks. Yeah, yes

03:02:08.740 --> 03:02:10.740
Isn't that like super rare? It is

03:02:20.940 --> 03:02:22.940
He's in

03:02:50.940 --> 03:02:52.940
I didn't know that I

03:02:53.420 --> 03:02:55.420
Love you

03:03:00.140 --> 03:03:02.140
Oh my god, here we go

03:03:05.580 --> 03:03:09.980
Yeah, he came in once first two events own name and then hasn't won sense, but we've been like

03:03:11.140 --> 03:03:13.140
Contention

03:03:15.260 --> 03:03:17.260
He yes

03:03:17.260 --> 03:03:19.260
I

03:03:22.800 --> 03:03:24.800
Was playing good

03:03:26.800 --> 03:03:29.880
Please this is it game seven guys come on

03:03:31.840 --> 03:03:35.280
On a beyond it's like you're a little bit bricked right now be honest. I am bricked

03:03:38.680 --> 03:03:40.800
No, no fuck that I want KC to lose

03:03:40.800 --> 03:03:42.800
I

03:03:44.600 --> 03:03:51.320
Listen bro in life there for there to be a winner there must always be a loser quote of the day quote of the day right there

03:03:52.320 --> 03:03:54.920
For there to be victors. There must always be no

03:03:57.080 --> 03:03:59.080
Bang

03:04:04.560 --> 03:04:06.560
Wait Stacey

03:04:06.840 --> 03:04:10.200
Okay, no more two second don't we keep getting demelos

03:04:10.800 --> 03:04:17.440
just demolish them please then show them Zen all those pussy ass cowards on

03:04:17.440 --> 03:04:22.680
Twitter that said you're watch show them then show them you're the best ever

03:04:32.680 --> 03:04:38.960
wall dash the wall that yeah yeah it's like the most satisfying thing ever so

03:04:38.960 --> 03:04:43.960
No, he went for the phage.

03:04:43.960 --> 03:04:48.960
Come on.

03:04:48.960 --> 03:04:56.420
Yeah, I swear these are more stressful to watch than to play, I never really doubt this weird

03:04:56.420 --> 03:04:57.420
nervousness.

03:04:57.420 --> 03:04:58.420
Playing.

03:04:58.420 --> 03:04:59.420
No, that's a goal?

03:04:59.420 --> 03:05:00.420
Wait, how's it a goal?

03:05:00.420 --> 03:05:01.420
It was a mistake somewhere.

03:05:01.420 --> 03:05:05.420
Wait, how's it go? It's a mistake somewhere.

03:05:07.420 --> 03:05:09.420
Oh, they bumped each other on the wall.

03:05:09.420 --> 03:05:11.420
And then we can't reach.

03:05:11.420 --> 03:05:13.420
What does that mean?

03:05:13.420 --> 03:05:15.420
What does that mean?

03:05:15.420 --> 03:05:17.420
What does that mean?

03:05:17.420 --> 03:05:19.420
What does that mean?

03:05:19.420 --> 03:05:21.420
It means knife.

03:05:21.420 --> 03:05:23.420
Boom.

03:05:27.420 --> 03:05:29.420
Damn!

03:05:29.420 --> 03:05:37.100
for the air pump oh no it's open no they're called he missed open it was open jimsey you'd

03:05:37.100 --> 03:05:40.780
score that i know i know that's my signature

03:05:40.780 --> 03:05:45.500
no it's

03:05:45.500 --> 03:05:48.700
now juicy oh

03:05:48.700 --> 03:05:51.500
isn't this what happened in last series

03:05:51.500 --> 03:05:56.860
wait didn't this just happen last series it was three one it went to game seven then it was a blowout in game seven for the team that was

03:05:56.860 --> 03:05:58.860
with that purpose. Stop, Squish! Stop!

03:05:58.860 --> 03:05:59.860
It's the same!

03:05:59.860 --> 03:06:00.860
Is that him?

03:06:01.860 --> 03:06:03.860
He's saying, calm down, boys!

03:06:04.860 --> 03:06:06.860
He's a good leader, he's a good leader.

03:06:07.860 --> 03:06:08.860
Nooo!

03:06:11.860 --> 03:06:12.860
Oh my god.

03:06:12.860 --> 03:06:14.860
They can just park the bus now.

03:06:18.860 --> 03:06:20.860
That's a goal, that's a goal, that's a goal.

03:06:20.860 --> 03:06:21.860
That's got a big block.

03:06:21.860 --> 03:06:22.860
What? He saves it!

03:06:22.860 --> 03:06:23.860
Haha!

03:06:23.860 --> 03:06:25.860
Squishy, why are you edging? You're edging?

03:06:25.860 --> 03:06:27.860
I mean

03:06:55.860 --> 03:06:57.860
How did he say that?

03:06:57.860 --> 03:06:59.860
How did he read that?

03:06:59.860 --> 03:07:01.860
Oh my god.

03:07:01.860 --> 03:07:03.860
Two minutes, two minutes for two goals.

03:07:05.860 --> 03:07:07.860
Zen.

03:07:11.860 --> 03:07:13.860
No Zen.

03:07:13.860 --> 03:07:15.860
154, 153, 152.

03:07:15.860 --> 03:07:17.860
three

03:07:23.940 --> 03:07:25.940
To go up Wow

03:07:36.740 --> 03:07:38.740
If you have now I can actually say

03:07:39.140 --> 03:07:44.040
And that sucks like you battle back and you just get again bent over table in game seven

03:07:44.040 --> 03:07:49.640
I don't know unless we have the greatest come back and rock of the history right now right now

03:08:02.480 --> 03:08:04.480
Like it could happen it could happen

03:08:14.040 --> 03:08:20.440
barely have that one out guys wait guys wait guys wait wait wait wait hold up this is a goal

03:08:22.120 --> 03:08:30.120
oh my god oh wait wait wait hold the fuck on hold the fuck on hold it onto it hold it onto

03:08:30.120 --> 03:08:39.480
the script bro hold the fuck on is it on a we're about to watch the greatest come back and rock

03:09:09.480 --> 03:09:25.880
it was going in and he saved it on purpose only look that's like teabagging

03:09:25.880 --> 03:09:30.960
that's like teabagging you know that teabagging stop engine oh my god

03:09:30.960 --> 03:09:34.160
in this series 2, we're gonna get you one, about to live with you.

03:09:34.160 --> 03:09:35.960
They're not trying to gen 10, bro.

03:09:35.960 --> 03:09:36.960
That's insane.

03:09:36.960 --> 03:09:40.960
In the long run, you got 5 players from the team, and right now they're dealing with it.

03:09:40.960 --> 03:09:41.960
And now let's test...

03:09:41.960 --> 03:09:43.960
Oh, it's rockin' to come into your ass to that squishy.

03:09:43.960 --> 03:09:44.960
That's bad.

03:09:44.960 --> 03:09:45.960
That's DM.

03:09:45.960 --> 03:09:46.960
Yeah, that's DM.

03:09:46.960 --> 03:09:47.960
That's DM.

03:09:47.960 --> 03:09:48.960
But it's like fine.

03:09:48.960 --> 03:09:49.960
It's like fine.

03:09:49.960 --> 03:09:53.960
What is the last game with a broken blue one?

03:09:53.960 --> 03:09:55.960
Blue one break is unacceptable.

03:09:55.960 --> 03:09:56.960
It's like...

03:09:56.960 --> 03:09:57.960
Ha ha!

03:09:57.960 --> 03:09:58.960
Like...

03:09:58.960 --> 03:09:59.960
Yeah, yeah.

03:10:00.820 --> 03:10:02.820
That like you'll be canceled for years

03:10:18.100 --> 03:10:20.100
Type of edging shit is that man

03:10:24.500 --> 03:10:26.500
Okay

03:10:26.500 --> 03:10:27.500
right now.

03:10:27.500 --> 03:10:28.500
Hey.

03:10:28.500 --> 03:10:29.500
It's all good.

03:10:29.500 --> 03:10:30.500
Young play is hard.

03:10:30.500 --> 03:10:31.500
Look at them.

03:10:31.500 --> 03:10:32.500
They're still having a team huddle.

03:10:32.500 --> 03:10:33.500
I have a question.

03:10:33.500 --> 03:10:34.500
I can be the guy like you can't ask me these questions because it's like just say disrespect

03:10:34.500 --> 03:10:35.500
for Los Alvarez.

03:10:35.500 --> 03:10:36.500
I can address all of this.

03:10:36.500 --> 03:10:37.500
You said Zendal showed in the last game to the staff, right?

03:10:37.500 --> 03:10:38.500
Did he get trolled today?

03:10:38.500 --> 03:10:39.500
No, I think it's gonna be a good day.

03:10:39.500 --> 03:10:44.500
I mean, they could have played like, you know, there's always a better level they can play

03:10:44.500 --> 03:10:45.500
up at.

03:10:45.500 --> 03:10:48.140
to stop right? Did he get trolled today?

03:10:48.140 --> 03:10:54.020
No, I think it's gonna be a good day. I mean, they could have played like, you know, there's

03:10:54.020 --> 03:11:01.140
always a better level to play at, but it was not their fault. It was a team day. The other

03:11:01.140 --> 03:11:03.140
team just had a better structure.

03:11:03.140 --> 03:11:05.140
You know what's the way out bro?

03:11:05.140 --> 03:11:07.140
Now when the grand final

03:11:07.140 --> 03:11:11.140
If they just stoned, twice the minescrone

03:11:11.140 --> 03:11:13.140
Then they know okay

03:11:13.140 --> 03:11:15.140
Exactly

03:11:27.140 --> 03:11:29.140
Here's 4 vs 7

03:11:29.140 --> 03:11:31.140
Final draw for vs 7

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I mean, there was some tournament back in the day that used to be a best of three bests

03:11:41.300 --> 03:11:42.300
of seven.

03:11:42.300 --> 03:11:47.240
So like you play, you know what I'm saying, like you play three bests of seven potentially.

03:11:47.240 --> 03:11:54.660
So you play best seven if you win, two best sevens you win, yeah, best of sets as it was

03:11:54.660 --> 03:11:55.660
called I think.

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I love you man. You tried your best bro. Zenn it's okay Zenn because you want to know why it's okay.

03:12:05.660 --> 03:12:10.660
Because you're going to win worlds Zenn. You're going to win worlds.

03:12:10.660 --> 03:12:14.660
Think of like the CS2 Goat. Who would have said the CS2 Goat? Is it Val?

03:12:14.660 --> 03:12:15.660
An incredible match.

03:12:15.660 --> 03:12:17.660
Or is it Vashality? Someone Vashality.

03:12:17.660 --> 03:12:19.660
I don't know what Val. Let's make some noise for both teams.

03:12:19.660 --> 03:12:24.660
Do you value like the performance more or do you value the wins man?

03:12:24.660 --> 03:12:26.660
yeah

03:12:26.660 --> 03:12:30.660
so what if someone on this on performance

03:12:30.660 --> 03:12:32.660
JUSSI

03:12:32.660 --> 03:12:34.660
JUSSI

03:12:34.660 --> 03:12:38.900
monkey moment is kind of like i guess the closest thing to like

03:12:38.900 --> 03:12:44.420
at the end there i saw smiles but i also saw vatira saying calm down calm down

03:12:44.420 --> 03:12:48.420
at what point do you allow yourself to say we're gonna win this

03:12:48.420 --> 03:12:53.220
the match was exceptional we saw a lot of smiles, a lot of emotions, at one point we saw a lot of batters

03:12:53.220 --> 03:12:55.220
No one speaks English!

03:13:00.220 --> 03:13:03.220
These guys can't even listen, they just are doing it for the stadium.

03:13:11.220 --> 03:13:13.220
This is so sad, guys!

03:13:13.220 --> 03:13:17.060
That was all the points. We are so excited in this series. The match was so fast

03:13:17.060 --> 03:13:23.540
So every time we put a goal that you are just remember us to calm down calm down and bro instead of gifting a hundred each

03:13:23.540 --> 03:13:28.060
Y'all can I just give 200 a squishy because only just gonna dump it on cases for our terminals

03:13:32.660 --> 03:13:36.320
I'm gonna spend it on diapers, bro. It's like the same thing. They're both going to something

03:13:36.860 --> 03:13:41.840
Wait diapers. I mean, yeah, probably like a year. I'm gonna be a dad. Wait. Whoa. Whoa

03:13:43.220 --> 03:13:46.380
Wishing wait you're a dad in a year. No, not really

03:13:48.080 --> 03:13:50.080
No, no, oh

03:13:51.260 --> 03:13:53.260
Yeah, but but like

03:13:53.500 --> 03:13:55.500
You're pre-firing

03:13:58.460 --> 03:14:00.460
I'm gonna spend it on

03:14:02.540 --> 03:14:07.580
Bro, oh my god, dude, I thought you meant you were like you're you you guys know not currently pregnant, but like

03:14:09.380 --> 03:14:12.620
Probably early I want to prefire the congratulations, bro

03:14:13.220 --> 03:14:16.260
Thank you, bro. No, that's bad luck. I'm not doing that

03:14:19.620 --> 03:14:21.620
Okay

03:14:24.740 --> 03:14:26.740
Yes, yes at least in germany it does

03:14:27.780 --> 03:14:29.780
What wait, oh, no

03:14:29.860 --> 03:14:31.780
What?

03:14:31.780 --> 03:14:33.300
Wait, wait

03:14:33.300 --> 03:14:38.260
You can't say happy birthday in advance. It's bad luck. You don't know about that. Wait, oh, no, you're epic partner

03:14:38.260 --> 03:14:44.220
Yeah, I thought you were watching this for like just watching it wait what I mean I

03:14:44.220 --> 03:14:49.820
mean that's me oh I can't say but I would watch it anyways no key oh wait I asked

03:14:49.820 --> 03:14:55.340
them like I'm a week ago he's like yeah bro I thought I thought you were watching

03:14:55.340 --> 03:15:00.420
it just like I like but it's fun right isn't it stop stop because I would no

03:15:00.420 --> 03:15:03.900
but isn't it actually fun though like I'm not even kidding yeah that's right

03:15:03.900 --> 03:15:06.920
It's it's would not be hyped like I would I'm always straight up

03:15:07.800 --> 03:15:09.800
agency is fucking

03:15:10.800 --> 03:15:12.800
Yes

03:15:13.740 --> 03:15:19.260
Okay, dude, I need to that has to like epic partner. No, no too bad for taking your hundred gifts. We're looking

03:15:22.820 --> 03:15:26.780
I'm trying to pay with oh here we go. I'm paying

03:15:27.500 --> 03:15:30.920
No, no, no, don't give me don't give me don't give me no, no, no, it's fine, bro

03:15:30.920 --> 03:15:33.220
Just don't light it on terminals man. Jesus

03:15:33.900 --> 03:15:38.780
bro you know me you know get like a coat or something brah

03:15:39.820 --> 03:15:44.140
a coat? I ended up on cases buddy okay wait wait did it tend to her? I don't even know

03:15:45.020 --> 03:15:49.420
I don't know like in five minutes probably the x-ray thing is so lame by the way I saw I was watching

03:15:49.420 --> 03:15:52.700
you knew it and you opened it and I said oh my god this does not hit the same

03:15:53.340 --> 03:15:58.700
Jinxie I'm completely cooked in CS right now I can't open cases I only have the terminal and the

03:15:58.700 --> 03:16:06.700
the terminal is mid I only have trade-offs so basically like the only way to

03:16:06.700 --> 03:16:10.940
actually get dopamine right now in Germany for CS is literally term or

03:16:10.940 --> 03:16:15.260
terminals or trade-offs yes and trade-offs edging trade-offs probably still

03:16:15.260 --> 03:16:22.340
number one the rest is ass no only how much do you spend on a week on CS or

03:16:22.340 --> 03:16:28.340
Mike in a month what you guys think I'm doing

03:16:28.340 --> 03:16:34.860
that much but actually don't actually don't bro you've opened like a house

03:16:34.860 --> 03:16:39.580
worth of cases in your life bro literally my life yes but that was back in

03:16:39.580 --> 03:16:42.860
the day I was in my prime you know like your jinx you thank for the 100 bro

03:16:42.860 --> 03:16:47.860
that will go towards a great cause yeah fucking right yeah fucking right that's

03:16:47.860 --> 03:16:49.900
gonna go to the worst cause ever, bro.

03:16:49.900 --> 03:16:56.460
I mean, you, you spend a lot, you spend a lot.

03:16:56.460 --> 03:16:59.740
Bro, I spent, yo, I spent 20K on cases and I'm out.

03:16:59.740 --> 03:17:00.740
Now I'm out.

03:17:00.740 --> 03:17:01.740
I'm out, bro.

03:17:01.740 --> 03:17:03.140
You actually hit some good nines by the end of it.

03:17:03.140 --> 03:17:06.380
Bro, I, dude, O'Neil, do you know what happened, O'Neil?

03:17:06.380 --> 03:17:08.220
Oh, no.

03:17:08.220 --> 03:17:09.220
You remember?

03:17:09.220 --> 03:17:10.220
No, you were there.

03:17:10.220 --> 03:17:11.620
Bro, O'Neil, remember when we were playing the Geo Gastro Tournament and you went to

03:17:11.620 --> 03:17:12.780
the bathroom because it was like late?

03:17:12.780 --> 03:17:13.780
Do you remember that?

03:17:13.780 --> 03:17:14.780
Yes, yes.

03:17:14.780 --> 03:17:21.100
Bro, I opened nine cases and on my ninth case, I literally said, I was like, because it's

03:17:21.100 --> 03:17:24.900
not planned out and just random and spur of the moment, I'm going to get something good.

03:17:24.900 --> 03:17:26.620
And I got a $1,400 knife.

03:17:26.620 --> 03:17:28.380
Remember the like Ruby or the red karambit?

03:17:28.380 --> 03:17:30.380
Oh, the pink was a phase two.

03:17:30.380 --> 03:17:31.380
Stop the phase two.

03:17:31.380 --> 03:17:32.380
Don't stop phase two.

03:17:32.380 --> 03:17:33.380
I remember.

03:17:33.380 --> 03:17:34.380
Yes.

03:17:34.380 --> 03:17:35.380
In the geogaster tournament.

03:17:35.380 --> 03:17:36.380
No.

03:17:36.380 --> 03:17:37.380
Thank you.

03:17:37.380 --> 03:17:38.380
Thank you.

03:17:38.380 --> 03:17:39.380
Yeah, of course.

03:17:39.380 --> 03:17:43.900
Bro, I think it was like just the aura on your case, like, wait, do you have a black

03:17:43.900 --> 03:17:51.500
You have good luck in in like cases or like do you have good luck or no wait in the game as well

03:17:51.500 --> 03:17:56.440
I still have great luck. I mean, it's weird to say right because I don't know sounds addicting

03:17:56.440 --> 03:17:59.900
But it sounds addicted but I swear had insane luck at one point bro

03:17:59.900 --> 03:18:03.060
Like actually where I felt like valve was giving me crazy luck or something

03:18:03.060 --> 03:18:08.140
I had it back to back gold jinx is squishy back to back bro. Honestly, that's that's insane

03:18:09.220 --> 03:18:11.220
Wow

03:18:11.220 --> 03:18:14.660
160,000 odds one and one hundred and sixty-five.

03:18:14.660 --> 03:18:17.860
They're gonna call Bernard, but you already have the number. Wow. Wow.

03:18:18.980 --> 03:18:20.980
And say

03:18:21.540 --> 03:18:24.820
Oh, no, that's crazy. No, no, bro. When you get back to bad goals

03:18:24.820 --> 03:18:30.940
It's like literally only down from there. It can't you can't get any luck in that chat has anyone ever gotten three goals in a row

03:18:30.940 --> 03:18:32.940
Is the recorded footage of that?

03:18:32.940 --> 03:18:34.940
That's like winning the lot of you literally

03:18:36.420 --> 03:18:38.420
Okay, maybe I could ask Bernard that

03:18:38.420 --> 03:18:40.220
Yeah, that's Bernardo.

03:18:40.220 --> 03:18:41.700
But three goals in a row?

03:18:41.700 --> 03:18:43.220
Yeah, I'm going to ask him.

03:18:43.220 --> 03:18:44.860
OK.

03:18:44.860 --> 03:18:47.540
Hey, Bernardo, what is the likelihood

03:18:47.540 --> 03:18:50.220
of getting three goals in CSCO in a row

03:18:50.220 --> 03:18:53.540
in back-to-back-to-back cases?

03:18:53.540 --> 03:18:56.620
All right, so in Counter-Strike, the rare gold item,

03:18:56.620 --> 03:19:00.660
like a knife or gloves, has about a 0.25% chance per case.

03:19:00.660 --> 03:19:02.420
That's roughly 1 in 400.

03:19:02.420 --> 03:19:05.700
To get that three times in a row, you multiply the odds.

03:19:05.700 --> 03:19:09.700
So one in 400 times one in 400 times one in 400.

03:19:09.700 --> 03:19:12.140
That's about one in 64 million.

03:19:12.140 --> 03:19:15.460
So yeah, let's just say pretty wild.

03:19:15.460 --> 03:19:18.260
Well, Bernard, I might be feeling lucky later tonight, bro.

03:19:19.260 --> 03:19:22.580
Hey, if you do hit that one in 64 million jackpot,

03:19:22.580 --> 03:19:24.660
you better celebrate like you just pulled off

03:19:24.660 --> 03:19:26.100
the greatest heist.

03:19:26.100 --> 03:19:28.260
I'll be ready to hear all about it.

03:19:28.260 --> 03:19:30.780
Now, that's never happening.

03:19:30.780 --> 03:19:32.620
That's never fucking happening.

03:19:32.620 --> 03:19:34.900
One in 64 million.

03:19:34.900 --> 03:19:39.220
sit back and watch this monkey move against vatira for the title affair

03:19:39.220 --> 03:19:42.500
yeah it's text is scripted

03:19:43.460 --> 03:19:46.660
so what do you mean side man side man charity match

03:19:46.660 --> 03:19:49.380
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what are you guys talking about

03:19:49.380 --> 03:19:52.340
what are you guys talking about

03:19:53.380 --> 03:19:56.820
wait wait wait actually shut the fuck up for a second chat

03:19:56.820 --> 03:20:01.140
what do you mean what the fuck are you talking about

03:20:04.900 --> 03:20:09.900
This is in 20 minutes. We have to watch part of this. Wait, what? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

03:20:09.900 --> 03:20:12.900
This is in 20 minutes. Gingis playing?

03:20:12.900 --> 03:20:16.900
Gingis playing?

03:20:16.900 --> 03:20:18.900
We have to watch this, bro.

03:20:18.900 --> 03:20:22.900
England vs. France Sideman Charity Match. Oh my god.

03:20:22.900 --> 03:20:25.900
Jack, can we watch part of this? Holy fucking shit.

03:20:25.900 --> 03:20:27.900
Chris 2. Skepta?

03:20:27.900 --> 03:20:36.380
I mean the only situation where that really happens is like this where they made the final

03:20:36.380 --> 03:20:40.540
and now they're playing the final right so send me into finals like that but CS the

03:20:40.540 --> 03:20:45.980
finals finals are on a separate day in CS aren't they usually yes yes it's only it's

03:20:45.980 --> 03:20:52.260
only grand final day that's the five right like yeah yes yes again bro it's in 20 minutes

03:20:52.260 --> 03:20:58.500
win on how long seven plus 15 22 minutes I have time to watch the finals so I

03:20:58.500 --> 03:21:03.860
can watch the finals because it's gonna take like 10 20 minutes in park the

03:21:03.860 --> 03:21:10.540
princess the impregnable Gaddy's playing too but we have to watch this the

03:21:10.540 --> 03:21:14.860
kickoff won't be instantly yeah yeah yeah we'd watch finals and this is where

03:21:14.860 --> 03:21:18.300
things really started I didn't mind playing back I'll be back guys I'll be back

03:21:18.300 --> 03:21:23.060
gonna go over to the side but you're up has a choice here he could try to take

03:21:23.060 --> 03:21:31.260
this touch up the wall 25 2026 to 26 in November

03:21:31.260 --> 03:21:34.540
no bro you're putting into a mid-life crisis problem so I'm talking about a

03:21:34.540 --> 03:21:41.100
kid in here I'm already married and stuff so it's like it's different and

03:21:41.100 --> 03:21:45.100
I don't think that matters it's everyone's at their own pace

03:21:48.300 --> 03:21:52.620
Because squishy squishy, like I listen to podcasts in there and sometimes like these like

03:21:53.340 --> 03:21:59.260
Like these like successful as dudes, right? They say like one thing that we run in life is not getting a kid earlier

03:22:00.700 --> 03:22:02.700
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've heard that a lot

03:22:08.780 --> 03:22:10.780
Exactly like when I'm 40, there'll be like 20

03:22:12.060 --> 03:22:16.060
Yeah, no stop yo bro because that train is already going for me and probably to put in the chat

03:22:16.060 --> 03:22:21.060
I know what you mean, I know what you mean.

03:22:21.060 --> 03:22:25.940
It's a big thing, it's a big thing, but for me I feel like, you know, all I'm doing every

03:22:25.940 --> 03:22:30.100
day is streaming and it's like I have flexibility with the stream so I can very easily help

03:22:30.100 --> 03:22:32.100
out my wife staying home.

03:22:32.100 --> 03:22:34.100
I think no worries about that.

03:22:34.100 --> 03:22:36.100
I really appreciate you bringing me up here.

03:22:36.100 --> 03:22:41.100
The way you say, the way you say, oh no, they, they messed up.

03:22:41.100 --> 03:22:42.100
They messed up.

03:22:42.100 --> 03:22:43.100
Oh my god.

03:22:43.100 --> 03:22:51.600
Yeah, thank you. I mean, I don't know. It is it is crazy. But yeah, I think it's I want to have two so if I start now

03:22:51.600 --> 03:22:55.820
I'm too by like your age probably like immense pressure, but they're doing please like

03:22:56.820 --> 03:23:00.200
Yeah, but I think I don't know. I'll also come from a really big family like my

03:23:01.280 --> 03:23:07.460
Like seven aunts and uncles but on both sides basically like I have a lot of aunts and uncles and they have a lot of kids

03:23:07.460 --> 03:23:10.960
I just have a really big family. So it's just like kind of ingrained to have kids

03:23:13.100 --> 03:23:19.300
I just feel like I don't know. Do you have a brother or sister?

03:23:19.300 --> 03:23:21.700
No, I'm a senior child.

03:23:21.700 --> 03:23:25.260
Okay, so I was gonna say like I don't want to make you sad like if I didn't have my brother

03:23:25.260 --> 03:23:29.380
I don't know like if I didn't have my brother growing up I would have been a little bit lonely

03:23:29.380 --> 03:23:32.540
I don't know because I didn't really have a lot of friends. So he was a guy like played

03:23:32.540 --> 03:23:33.540
it all the time.

03:23:33.540 --> 03:23:35.540
Well, what about you guys?

03:23:35.540 --> 03:23:40.100
Sorry, Jinx, sorry. I thought we were talking about having kids and stuff. He asked why

03:23:40.100 --> 03:23:44.340
I want to have two kids I was like so it's a duo and I was saying that like I don't know

03:23:44.340 --> 03:23:48.140
I'm a brother and if I didn't have a brother growing up I would have been more a lot of the time but

03:23:49.220 --> 03:23:54.140
You have brother sisters or yes, I have two older brothers and then one younger sister

03:23:54.940 --> 03:23:56.940
Wow, yes

03:23:57.080 --> 03:23:59.080
Big family. What about you?

03:24:00.220 --> 03:24:05.060
Well, my family is as small as it gets. It's my mom and I low key like actually. Oh, really?

03:24:05.060 --> 03:24:07.060
But you're probably

03:24:08.580 --> 03:24:12.580
Yes, yes, yes, I try to see as much. Yeah, don't you visit her all the time. I mean you tell me that

03:24:14.060 --> 03:24:18.820
Yeah, but I gotta see her more I gotta see her more like because she lives in Germany. I live in Netherlands, you know

03:24:21.620 --> 03:24:23.620
As you get older it just is hard

03:24:25.780 --> 03:24:28.540
Okay, um, why don't you live in Germany? I

03:24:28.540 --> 03:24:36.460
I moved back in the day for uni bro because I could study here in full English and my

03:24:36.460 --> 03:24:42.860
ex-experiment was living close by lowkey and I just stayed bro because the internet is

03:24:42.860 --> 03:24:47.180
insane 40% of my audience is German and I don't know I like it when I don't

03:24:47.180 --> 03:24:49.180
But dad is saying, dad is saying, I recognize like too much

03:24:49.180 --> 03:24:52.540
Bro I paid 50% of my shop to the ass bro

03:24:52.540 --> 03:24:54.540
It's the same in Canada, it's 55

03:24:54.540 --> 03:25:00.220
but no it's just great internet everyone speaks English people don't

03:25:00.220 --> 03:25:02.820
recognize me that's people I don't know what they watch but they don't watch CS

03:25:02.820 --> 03:25:05.340
that's for sure

03:25:06.340 --> 03:25:10.620
and the Netherlands is nice but Germany is nice as well bro

03:25:10.620 --> 03:25:16.100
Jinx, if you come to the Netherlands or Squishy bro the food is oh my god sorry

03:25:16.100 --> 03:25:19.540
Dutch people but your food sucks bro what is wrong so what do you do to see

03:25:19.540 --> 03:25:21.540
McDonald's

03:25:22.780 --> 03:25:24.780
No, Loki like

03:25:26.220 --> 03:25:30.100
Loki I buy like those like where you cook it yourself, you know

03:25:30.700 --> 03:25:33.380
I don't wanna like say the brand but you know like I

03:25:34.060 --> 03:25:36.060
It gets shipped and then you cook it, you know

03:25:37.460 --> 03:25:39.460
I think I know you talking about

03:25:39.620 --> 03:25:41.620
Why can't you say to the brand what's that?

03:25:42.740 --> 03:25:44.740
No, I don't want to like

03:25:44.820 --> 03:25:47.300
Give him like a free ad where they always sponsor people, you know

03:25:49.540 --> 03:25:57.540
I was thinking about it, I don't know if you have like a competitor or something like that

03:25:57.540 --> 03:25:59.140
Oh I know what you mean, okay, okay

03:25:59.140 --> 03:26:03.140
I was gonna ask bro, is someone in my chat said you have a girlfriend now, is that true?

03:26:03.140 --> 03:26:04.940
Uh, yes bro, yeah

03:26:04.940 --> 03:26:05.640
Like, no no like

03:26:05.640 --> 03:26:06.140
What?

03:26:06.140 --> 03:26:07.440
No like, yeah like not

03:26:07.440 --> 03:26:08.940
Man the man, man the man, man the man

03:26:08.940 --> 03:26:14.140
Yes, yes, squishy like on uh, on our friendship bro, yes

03:26:14.140 --> 03:26:15.940
Jinxy, jinxy, jinxy, jinxy

03:26:15.940 --> 03:26:17.340
Yes, what's that for?

03:26:17.340 --> 03:26:19.140
In virtual reality or real life

03:26:19.140 --> 03:26:24.620
Okay, see this is the show I'm talking about bro, you know, but I deserve that one for the phone call yesterday

03:26:24.620 --> 03:26:26.620
So I'm gonna allow that one

03:26:26.940 --> 03:26:30.740
Wait, were you doing the virtual reality stuff? Well, yo, no, no

03:26:32.300 --> 03:26:34.740
No, I said I was like three months ago

03:26:37.700 --> 03:26:45.540
No, no, no, I yo chat also I stopped doing VR like three months ago and I said hey I

03:26:45.540 --> 03:26:52.940
I can't like bro if there's ever a day chat in nine years where I have a fucking son and he sees those virtual reality clips

03:26:52.940 --> 03:26:54.940
I don't know

03:26:55.180 --> 03:26:57.180
I don't know what to say to him

03:27:01.140 --> 03:27:07.480
Yeah, hey, all right, hey, it's all they are none of it happens. It's all they had none of it happened burn it all out of your brain, bro

03:27:15.540 --> 03:27:24.060
are we betting on this the final like bro back I'm back I'm back we can bet on

03:27:24.060 --> 03:27:28.260
this like I'm the same I'm thinking I'm thinking it's final 200 gifted time for

03:27:28.260 --> 03:27:33.020
a rock you know time for a rock of the game honestly you have time for one

03:27:33.020 --> 03:27:39.180
yeah for real see what I get there what are we thinking I'm dad um okay let me

03:27:39.180 --> 03:27:43.100
think you're well we're gonna have to go now right?

03:27:43.100 --> 03:27:46.300
Squishy army even now and I'm down 100 going in.

03:27:46.300 --> 03:27:49.900
Okay, so for the finals we should probably go big.

03:27:52.460 --> 03:27:55.300
Um, I just feel like nobody wants to bet on twisted minds.

03:27:55.300 --> 03:27:58.380
If you bet on twisted minds, you have to get a lie because that's

03:27:58.380 --> 03:28:00.940
like that's how an actual casino would do it.

03:28:00.940 --> 03:28:03.900
Like if you bet on twisted minds, you should get odds because

03:28:03.900 --> 03:28:05.700
twisted minds is not payment.

03:28:05.700 --> 03:28:10.540
I got twisted my bro. I'm not gonna lie, bro. I like those guys like oh Batman

03:28:10.540 --> 03:28:15.940
What do you mean Chad like about me and what in the shop job with it? Okay, so so you're gonna go through this for me and Jinx

03:28:15.940 --> 03:28:17.940
We'll go KC

03:28:20.140 --> 03:28:23.620
Yo, I'm down. I'm down. Yo, I'm Casey then

03:28:24.060 --> 03:28:26.420
They're like a Batman in the thing in the shop

03:28:27.380 --> 03:28:29.380
The shop is there?

03:28:31.140 --> 03:28:33.140
I love

03:28:33.140 --> 03:28:38.300
I'm playing a lego batman in a marathon. I'm not gonna play it for five minutes

03:28:40.640 --> 03:28:45.320
Are you asking if it's in the rocket league shop? I thought there was a lego batman collab because as soon as I loaded up the game

03:28:45.320 --> 03:28:47.320
They said bye lego batman

03:28:47.540 --> 03:28:51.320
Guys, I'm not gonna start a lego batman marathon in the middle of a watch party

03:28:52.040 --> 03:28:53.480
What?

03:28:53.480 --> 03:29:00.100
Plat one son bubbles. You're literally the reason why I'm plat one. What the fuck are you saying?

03:29:03.140 --> 03:29:08.140
I don't, I mean I don't see it, there were you talking about that one.

03:29:08.140 --> 03:29:12.140
Oh, maybe you're talking about, nah shit I don't know.

03:29:12.140 --> 03:29:15.140
Maybe on Epic? Did you open Epic Games Launcher?

03:29:15.140 --> 03:29:16.140
I don't know about that.

03:29:16.140 --> 03:29:20.140
My chat is fucking, my chat is ck8, forget about it.

03:29:20.140 --> 03:29:25.140
They're telling me to play a marathon game right now.

03:29:25.140 --> 03:29:26.140
You're going KC on this right?

03:29:26.140 --> 03:29:27.140
Yeah.

03:29:27.140 --> 03:29:30.100
I just watch Zen play channel to do with Zen did okay

03:29:33.460 --> 03:29:39.820
See the game play I'm opening up. Oh my god wait bro watching Zen actually buffs you. I'm not gonna lie

03:29:40.460 --> 03:29:42.460
Watching Zen actually buffs you

03:29:43.380 --> 03:29:45.380
Those are super good

03:29:48.180 --> 03:29:52.420
Damn, bro, you got a plat that's crazy plat to that one in yourself all right, so

03:29:53.620 --> 03:29:54.900
I

03:29:54.900 --> 03:29:57.060
I was number two in goals number one of the sets

03:29:59.020 --> 03:30:03.500
You're than a flat brother that's what I said in the fucking commercial

03:30:09.260 --> 03:30:11.260
Or I said

03:30:15.060 --> 03:30:20.460
What the fuck what the fuck teammate what the fuck yo, oh my god, I remember why I hate this game

03:30:20.460 --> 03:30:25.460
All my teammates have CTEs, what do I do?

03:30:25.460 --> 03:30:31.460
I mean, I feel like League made you hit your teammates more in every game, like it just

03:30:31.460 --> 03:30:32.460
changed your mindset.

03:30:32.460 --> 03:30:33.460
Holy ball knowledge.

03:30:33.460 --> 03:30:38.460
Yeah, I feel like you would never speak about a team like that before.

03:30:38.460 --> 03:30:41.460
Well, I did have some Rocket League rage moments.

03:30:41.460 --> 03:30:44.460
No, no, definitely, definitely, definitely, but like, immediately, like it's minimum

03:30:44.460 --> 03:30:46.460
to the game you're saying you have CTEs, so.

03:30:46.460 --> 03:30:50.060
all right I'm not playing against like Carmine for we can't get out of our

03:30:50.060 --> 03:30:55.620
half right now you haven't touched the ball in like 40 seconds

03:30:55.620 --> 03:31:02.260
all right nice demo cheese now much better than a break when you idiot

03:31:02.260 --> 03:31:04.260
Vamo.

03:31:04.260 --> 03:31:09.260
Like, Lisa, like, transformed your way of thinking in games.

03:31:09.260 --> 03:31:12.260
Yeah, for the worst stuff.

03:31:12.260 --> 03:31:14.260
Were you a toxic C-player?

03:31:14.260 --> 03:31:15.260
Yep.

03:31:15.260 --> 03:31:16.260
I know. I learned that.

03:31:16.260 --> 03:31:17.260
Yep.

03:31:19.260 --> 03:31:25.260
Bro, I think this is all bullshit inside chat. Like, this is real shit.

03:31:25.260 --> 03:31:29.260
I think to be really good at a video game, you have to have at least some one of them.

03:31:29.260 --> 03:31:31.260
All right, that's a hundred percent.

03:31:31.260 --> 03:31:33.260
You have to walk into a lobby and be like,

03:31:33.260 --> 03:31:35.260
I'm better than every person in the world.

03:31:35.260 --> 03:31:37.260
Yeah, I agree with that.

03:31:41.260 --> 03:31:43.260
You don't have to be like an asshole about it.

03:31:43.260 --> 03:31:45.260
You definitely have to believe that.

03:31:45.260 --> 03:31:47.260
You have to believe that.

03:31:49.260 --> 03:31:51.260
Like that's it!

03:31:51.260 --> 03:31:53.260
Man of a Noir is on my team.

03:31:53.260 --> 03:31:55.260
Oh my god!

03:31:55.260 --> 03:31:57.260
Holy shit, it's actually crazy.

03:32:29.260 --> 03:32:42.140
I mean, I mean, bro, you've got like 200 hours, I'd hope it's you.

03:32:42.140 --> 03:32:43.140
Whoa!

03:32:43.140 --> 03:32:48.260
Not a minute of bad way, I'm just saying, man, it's like if you're worse than Onay,

03:32:48.260 --> 03:32:52.020
especially into the game, playing for a sponsor, like, I, you know, I don't have a...

03:32:52.020 --> 03:32:54.020
No, I thought Onay was playing because he wanted to play.

03:32:54.020 --> 03:32:55.020
He got some money.

03:32:55.020 --> 03:32:56.020
No, no, no.

03:32:56.020 --> 03:32:57.020
So, Jinx, Jinx.

03:32:57.020 --> 03:32:58.020
The hell?

03:32:58.020 --> 03:33:02.060
He told me something happened, so it's like it worked out.

03:33:02.060 --> 03:33:03.060
Wow!

03:33:03.060 --> 03:33:06.100
That's what happened with this too, bro.

03:33:06.100 --> 03:33:08.100
Dying baby versus dying aunt.

03:33:08.100 --> 03:33:11.100
Oh, what is funny about that.

03:33:11.100 --> 03:33:12.540
But yeah, no, he said he wanted to play,

03:33:12.540 --> 03:33:15.260
and then he told me it's a positive thing happened.

03:33:21.740 --> 03:33:23.580
Can't wait to get out of here.

03:33:23.580 --> 03:33:24.580
All right, park the bus.

03:33:28.020 --> 03:33:32.860
Can't be check what that's a way can't be check what that's a way open it

03:33:43.860 --> 03:33:47.460
Nice that's game that's game. Let's go. Let's go

03:33:51.820 --> 03:33:56.800
We're gonna figure out his work though if we're putting 200 on it and only is alone on that side

03:33:56.800 --> 03:33:58.960
He can't be 200 for both of us. Maybe he gets a harder

03:34:00.400 --> 03:34:06.700
Maybe he only put the other one. You think KC wins this 66.7 or 66.7 repeating percent of the time

03:34:07.120 --> 03:34:09.120
Chad don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Ah

03:34:10.080 --> 03:34:12.520
Bro, I don't know. I'm giving KC two to one

03:34:13.320 --> 03:34:17.520
Yeah, I don't know if he's like that. Maybe 150? I'll say 150. Yeah

03:34:19.240 --> 03:34:23.320
No one has to give that prize to the children, but he would get it twice. I guess it's fair

03:34:23.320 --> 03:34:25.320
We got two on a block.

03:34:25.320 --> 03:34:27.320
We got tempered, we started, we started.

03:34:27.320 --> 03:34:29.320
Give me that.

03:34:31.320 --> 03:34:33.320
Three minutes, I got time for one more.

03:34:33.320 --> 03:34:35.320
Three minutes, you got time, yeah.

03:34:35.320 --> 03:34:37.320
On it, on it, on it.

03:34:37.320 --> 03:34:39.320
We came to a conclusion.

03:34:39.320 --> 03:34:41.320
So me and Jynx are gonna go KC.

03:34:41.320 --> 03:34:43.320
You get twisted mines, right?

03:34:43.320 --> 03:34:45.320
So we give you 200 if, um,

03:34:45.320 --> 03:34:47.320
what's it called?

03:34:47.320 --> 03:34:49.320
If twisted wins, but you give us both 150.

03:34:49.320 --> 03:34:51.320
If KC wins.

03:34:51.320 --> 03:34:52.320
KC wins.

03:34:52.320 --> 03:34:56.880
Cause KC's favorite, wait, wait, wait, wait, KC.

03:34:56.880 --> 03:34:57.880
KC's slightly failed.

03:34:57.880 --> 03:34:59.380
Wait, but I don't want KC.

03:34:59.380 --> 03:35:00.380
Shice it.

03:35:00.380 --> 03:35:01.380
We all should...

03:35:01.380 --> 03:35:02.380
No, no, you get twisted.

03:35:02.380 --> 03:35:03.380
You get twisted.

03:35:03.380 --> 03:35:04.380
You get twisted.

03:35:04.380 --> 03:35:05.380
Ah, yeah.

03:35:05.380 --> 03:35:06.380
So wait, say it again.

03:35:06.380 --> 03:35:07.380
Me and Jinx are KC.

03:35:07.380 --> 03:35:08.380
You get twisted.

03:35:08.380 --> 03:35:12.220
If KC wins, you owe us both $150.

03:35:12.220 --> 03:35:15.080
If twisted wins, we owe you both $200.

03:35:15.080 --> 03:35:16.080
We owe you $200.

03:35:16.080 --> 03:35:20.340
So you get $400 if twisted wins.

03:35:20.340 --> 03:35:22.340
You gotta give up 300.

03:35:22.340 --> 03:35:26.340
I feel like that's too good for me, you know?

03:35:26.340 --> 03:35:28.340
Okay, we can make it better.

03:35:28.340 --> 03:35:30.340
Like 200 to 100.

03:35:30.340 --> 03:35:32.340
200 to 100?

03:35:32.340 --> 03:35:34.340
200 to 100?

03:35:34.340 --> 03:35:36.340
We can double that.

03:35:36.340 --> 03:35:38.340
So 300?

03:35:38.340 --> 03:35:40.340
Yes.

03:35:40.340 --> 03:35:42.340
Wait.

03:35:42.340 --> 03:35:44.340
How much did Epic pay you?

03:35:44.340 --> 03:35:46.340
Yes.

03:35:46.340 --> 03:35:48.340
No.

03:35:48.340 --> 03:35:49.340
No, no, no.

03:35:49.340 --> 03:35:50.340
That's all.

03:35:50.340 --> 03:35:51.340
You want to give us 600,000?

03:35:51.340 --> 03:35:52.340
Oh my gosh.

03:35:52.340 --> 03:35:53.340
Wait, wait, wait.

03:35:53.340 --> 03:35:54.340
No, we have a favored team.

03:35:54.340 --> 03:35:55.340
So you should risk less and gain more.

03:35:55.340 --> 03:35:56.340
You should lose less and gain more in the bet.

03:35:56.340 --> 03:36:01.220
So me and Squishy were thinking, if KC wins, you give us each 150.

03:36:01.220 --> 03:36:04.420
But if Twisted Mindwinds, we give you each 200.

03:36:04.420 --> 03:36:07.260
So you're risking 300 to gain 400.

03:36:07.260 --> 03:36:14.300
thinking you if we if if Casey wins you give us each 150 but if um Twisted Mindwinds we

03:36:14.300 --> 03:36:20.820
give you each 200 so you're risking 300 to gain 400 let's just do one to one I

03:36:20.820 --> 03:36:31.300
shall smoke all right 200 200 all right we help oh get done done what how the

03:36:31.300 --> 03:36:33.300
I'm playing rank rank rank rank

03:36:35.300 --> 03:36:37.300
No, I meant just play up the chisor

03:36:37.300 --> 03:36:39.300
No teammate, what the fuck

03:36:39.300 --> 03:36:40.300
There I'm at

03:36:40.300 --> 03:36:42.300
Only we have to play rank sometime bro

03:36:42.300 --> 03:36:44.300
I'm not going to lie though, I'd rather die than play casual

03:36:44.300 --> 03:36:46.300
We have to play rank though

03:36:46.300 --> 03:36:48.300
Try to get an epic account man

03:36:50.300 --> 03:36:51.300
Yeah, fuck

03:36:56.300 --> 03:36:58.300
This game is like actually good

03:36:58.300 --> 03:37:03.300
People are like spamming my chat and tell you to read some DM on it and then they need to push spamming the chat again.

03:37:15.300 --> 03:37:18.300
That's still in the middle. Nice. Oh my god, that's good. That's so good.

03:37:19.300 --> 03:37:20.300
That's not...

03:37:21.300 --> 03:37:23.300
Bro, one hit. Yeah, I'm always down to play me.

03:37:23.300 --> 03:37:27.300
One hit. One hit. If you wanna play any game with me, any time, bro. Let me know, man.

03:37:28.300 --> 03:37:30.540
Special fucking me

03:37:33.160 --> 03:37:35.660
Yo, you know what we should do you know what we should do ah

03:37:40.540 --> 03:37:42.540
The one be one thing

03:37:50.140 --> 03:37:54.180
I would have CS on you. I would have you. I would not have see it bro

03:37:54.180 --> 03:38:00.380
You may have rocketing on me. I would have rocketing. I would well you'd have geogazer. You would maybe have CS

03:38:00.900 --> 03:38:02.900
Chance, I would fucking have your

03:38:10.900 --> 03:38:17.740
Squishy, I've never that's like the only game I've never played I was falling jinx. It's like I know nothing about it

03:38:19.340 --> 03:38:21.800
Nothing I was watching Jinx and looks like he's just farming a I don't know

03:38:24.180 --> 03:38:32.580
You said, Jinx is squishy said, that he usually gets addicted to a game and then just grinds

03:38:32.580 --> 03:38:34.580
and grinds and grinds at you.

03:38:34.580 --> 03:38:36.580
Don't play me if you have that mind set.

03:38:36.580 --> 03:38:40.580
You will, that baby that you pre-fire, she's not gonna happen though.

03:38:40.580 --> 03:38:42.580
That's what I'm talking about.

03:38:42.580 --> 03:38:44.580
Is it that bad?

03:38:44.580 --> 03:38:46.580
Yes, it is bad.

03:38:46.580 --> 03:38:48.580
It is bad.

03:38:48.580 --> 03:38:50.580
You are addicted like, to you.

03:38:50.580 --> 03:38:52.580
Yeah, I played it.

03:38:52.580 --> 03:38:55.580
I played it 3 in the morning last night bro.

03:38:55.580 --> 03:38:57.580
3 AM.

03:38:57.580 --> 03:38:59.580
It's not going well bro.

03:38:59.580 --> 03:39:02.580
I'm winning this stuff, I'm ranking up though.

03:39:02.580 --> 03:39:05.580
When you play off stream, do you get the coach as well?

03:39:05.580 --> 03:39:07.580
No, no, no, I just play it.

03:39:16.580 --> 03:39:17.580
Squishy, were you watching?

03:39:17.580 --> 03:39:18.580
I'm watching, I'm watching.

03:39:18.580 --> 03:39:20.580
Oh my fucking god!

03:39:22.580 --> 03:39:24.580
YES!

03:39:25.920 --> 03:39:26.420
YES!

03:39:26.420 --> 03:39:28.420
Oh shit! It's actually a good shot!

03:39:28.420 --> 03:39:30.420
You have to fucking flip bro!

03:39:30.420 --> 03:39:31.420
Yeah, jump, jump!

03:39:31.420 --> 03:39:33.420
Dude that's actually your signature!

03:39:33.420 --> 03:39:34.420
That's my signature!

03:39:34.420 --> 03:39:36.420
From the beginning!

03:39:38.420 --> 03:39:40.420
I hope this actually makes you better!

03:39:40.420 --> 03:39:40.920
Yeah!

03:39:41.920 --> 03:39:44.420
People are saying I'm capping because I've never played before.

03:39:44.420 --> 03:39:46.420
I played it for one game.

03:39:46.420 --> 03:39:48.420
One game was literally an hour.

03:39:48.420 --> 03:39:49.420
How long ago?

03:39:49.420 --> 03:39:51.420
It's got up like a year.

03:39:51.420 --> 03:39:56.420
I'm not mooting bro. I don't care. Nothing to lie for. I'm terrible.

03:39:56.420 --> 03:40:01.420
Oh god bro. Mooting.

03:40:01.420 --> 03:40:06.420
Yeah, put the nose emote.

03:40:06.420 --> 03:40:10.420
Okay, I'm literally cleaning it.

03:40:10.420 --> 03:40:16.420
So why, why was it like, when I watched it, you're farming like the A.I.

03:40:16.420 --> 03:40:22.300
Because as a jungler, you have camps, you have like six camps and then two scuttlecrafts

03:40:22.300 --> 03:40:23.300
that you have to clear.

03:40:23.300 --> 03:40:25.940
And if you clear them, you get gold and if you get gold, you get more powerful.

03:40:25.940 --> 03:40:28.260
So your job is to clear the camps and then help your teammates.

03:40:28.260 --> 03:40:29.820
Is that only as a jungler?

03:40:29.820 --> 03:40:31.300
Only as a jungler, yep.

03:40:31.300 --> 03:40:33.220
Oh, so everyone else is fighting?

03:40:33.220 --> 03:40:36.100
Everyone else is fighting lanes, the jungler is fighting the whole map.

03:40:36.100 --> 03:40:37.100
Way more clutter.

03:40:37.100 --> 03:40:38.100
Okay, okay.

03:40:38.100 --> 03:40:39.700
Alright, so you can go wherever you want.

03:40:39.700 --> 03:40:40.700
Go wherever you want.

03:40:40.700 --> 03:40:44.460
And my favorite thing about jungling is letting my dog shit teammates die and watching them

03:40:44.460 --> 03:40:45.460
drown.

03:40:45.460 --> 03:40:52.460
Because if my teammate sucks they deserve to just lose the entire game and if my teammates are fed like Gary is the other guy I'm gonna run up into his lane.

03:40:52.460 --> 03:40:56.460
I feel like League Jinx is like a different beast.

03:40:56.460 --> 03:40:59.460
It's more so I think Dantes to be honest bro.

03:40:59.460 --> 03:41:01.460
Oh Dantes I would rub it off like this.

03:41:01.460 --> 03:41:04.460
I think it's the culmination of Dantes and League of Legends man.

03:41:04.460 --> 03:41:06.460
I've seen some crazy.

03:41:06.460 --> 03:41:07.460
He's pretty unhandled.

03:41:07.460 --> 03:41:09.460
Crazy Dantes.

03:41:09.460 --> 03:41:10.460
Bro!

03:41:10.460 --> 03:41:11.460
Okay.

03:41:11.460 --> 03:41:14.460
Me and Dantes were watch partying LCS yesterday.

03:41:14.460 --> 03:41:20.300
Like, yeah, else yes, you have to actually watch what you say because like there's like they have like 20 fucking sponsors, bro

03:41:20.300 --> 03:41:25.940
And like you have to be like permed in by riot to like watch you have to get perms and stuff

03:41:25.940 --> 03:41:31.620
So like you can't you know, you can't call a player dog shit and like the city says it's insane

03:41:31.620 --> 03:41:37.140
So the first five minutes of LCS game yesterday. He actually couldn't formulate a sentence. I'm not getting

03:41:41.180 --> 03:41:43.540
Because he's so like like censored basically

03:41:43.540 --> 03:41:45.540
Like yes

03:41:47.740 --> 03:41:49.740
Chat the sideline game

03:41:50.620 --> 03:41:51.980
What?

03:41:51.980 --> 03:41:54.700
Bro, you guys said it wouldn't start right away. You guys said it wouldn't start

03:41:55.180 --> 03:42:00.980
Yo, don't click me chat. Don't fucking clip it me. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, I will watch party this

03:42:01.700 --> 03:42:03.140
after

03:42:03.140 --> 03:42:06.780
After the finals of rocket League after the finals of rocket League, okay?

03:42:06.780 --> 03:42:08.780
I

03:42:19.340 --> 03:42:21.340
Yeah

03:42:21.340 --> 03:42:27.980
Yes, bro check our discord group. What does this mean man? What does this mean? I don't know this week. Oh, it's Niko

03:42:32.660 --> 03:42:34.660
It's in my Twitter, bro, what does this mean?

03:42:36.780 --> 03:42:41.340
team the most so Nico was playing a grand final this morning, he's part of team Falcons

03:42:41.340 --> 03:42:46.780
and he was playing against an underdog called Legacy and Nico was needed the most because

03:42:46.780 --> 03:42:52.780
it's a goat right and he was supposed to frag out and yes but why are you here is it because

03:42:52.780 --> 03:42:59.020
he uh shaken that bro like i don't want to say it like chill bro like they think that Nico didn't

03:42:59.020 --> 03:43:03.420
perform so they put a picture of me bro which makes no sense which makes no sense oh okay i have

03:43:03.420 --> 03:43:04.420
I have another question.

03:43:04.420 --> 03:43:05.420
It's getting fun.

03:43:05.420 --> 03:43:06.420
It's getting like.

03:43:06.420 --> 03:43:07.420
Yeah.

03:43:07.420 --> 03:43:08.420
It's getting like about it.

03:43:08.420 --> 03:43:09.420
Yes, bro.

03:43:09.420 --> 03:43:10.420
Okay.

03:43:10.420 --> 03:43:11.420
Has CS ever sponsored you?

03:43:11.420 --> 03:43:12.420
Like I feel like CS would never sponsor anyone.

03:43:12.420 --> 03:43:13.420
No.

03:43:13.420 --> 03:43:14.420
Yeah.

03:43:14.420 --> 03:43:15.420
I was going to say.

03:43:15.420 --> 03:43:16.420
There's no way they would ever sponsor anyone.

03:43:16.420 --> 03:43:17.420
Hell no.

03:43:17.420 --> 03:43:18.420
Because Valve is like trillionaires, bro.

03:43:18.420 --> 03:43:19.420
And they don't give a fuck about anything.

03:43:19.420 --> 03:43:20.420
We haven't got.

03:43:20.420 --> 03:43:21.420
Nope.

03:43:21.420 --> 03:43:22.420
But I don't mind that.

03:43:22.420 --> 03:43:23.420
Like, I don't know.

03:43:23.420 --> 03:43:25.420
Like, I was like, I liked the game.

03:43:25.420 --> 03:43:27.420
It gave me, it gave me my streaming thing.

03:43:27.420 --> 03:43:30.420
Like everything, you know, like that's why I'm here.

03:43:30.420 --> 03:43:32.420
All right, let's go.

03:43:32.420 --> 03:43:41.220
So we're doing 200, you're doing 200 then, Onay?

03:43:41.220 --> 03:43:43.580
Yes, 200.

03:43:43.580 --> 03:43:48.020
For both of us if we win and 200 from both of us to you if you win, okay?

03:43:48.020 --> 03:43:50.540
Oh gosh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, look.

03:43:50.540 --> 03:43:52.540
Okay, here we go.

03:43:52.540 --> 03:43:57.540
Oh, this is cinema.

03:43:57.540 --> 03:44:07.060
are they that much better I swear they're not no they're not it's not it's not as big

03:44:07.060 --> 03:44:15.060
of a gap as it seems okay it's it's like if they if they seem to play a series like

03:44:15.060 --> 03:44:21.060
a hundred times it probably like 55 wins for Casey oh hi yeah hey who are you 50

03:44:21.060 --> 03:44:23.060
What is this guy's tweet even though you're a pressure?

03:44:23.460 --> 03:44:24.260
Huh?

03:44:24.260 --> 03:44:30.260
Battle of the devs target banning the train tracks and Sinega legends helping this tournament for tonight trying to save their game from dying

03:44:30.820 --> 03:44:33.060
Counter-strike subplot. What does this even mean?

03:44:34.660 --> 03:44:36.660
Honestly, what?

03:44:37.780 --> 03:44:42.580
Joe, what does this mean? I don't know what this tweet means. Wait, let me send it. I'll send it in group chat. Yeah, yeah send it send it send it send it

03:44:43.300 --> 03:44:45.300
I'll drink the things

03:44:45.860 --> 03:44:47.860
Sorry, sorry

03:44:51.060 --> 03:44:53.060
show me the tweet show me the tweet

03:44:53.060 --> 03:44:55.060
okay

03:44:58.060 --> 03:44:59.060
let's get it

03:44:59.060 --> 03:45:01.060
alright on it I put the tweet in discord

03:45:01.060 --> 03:45:03.060
it's in discord right now

03:45:03.060 --> 03:45:05.060
oh you only link Roma tweets

03:45:05.060 --> 03:45:07.060
like this dude

03:45:07.060 --> 03:45:09.060
this guy's a thief

03:45:09.060 --> 03:45:11.060
what does this mean though man?

03:45:11.060 --> 03:45:13.060
he's one of my mods

03:45:13.060 --> 03:45:15.060
he's like a furry convention at the cs event

03:45:15.060 --> 03:45:17.060
so there were a lot of furries like

03:45:17.060 --> 03:45:19.060
rope nails taking takes the furries

03:45:19.060 --> 03:45:24.060
It's time, boys.

03:45:24.060 --> 03:45:26.340
Alright, man.

03:45:26.340 --> 03:45:27.580
Here we go.

03:45:27.580 --> 03:45:29.580
Grand finals, man.

03:45:29.580 --> 03:45:31.980
Three months of training and screaming for this moment.

03:45:31.980 --> 03:45:33.980
Both these teams.

03:45:33.980 --> 03:45:35.980
That's true, yeah.

03:45:35.980 --> 03:45:40.300
We've messed the crowd cap.

03:45:40.300 --> 03:45:46.020
They see because both monkey moon, monkey moon as well, but KC for sure.

03:45:46.020 --> 03:45:48.020
Just because it's all French.

03:45:48.020 --> 03:45:51.520
I think Casey is the most popular crowdfavorite

03:46:04.020 --> 03:46:05.520
Especially out of question

03:46:06.520 --> 03:46:08.520
Who would it mean more for?

03:46:10.520 --> 03:46:12.520
That's actually a great question

03:46:13.520 --> 03:46:16.520
I don't know, there's equal to both sides, honestly

03:46:16.520 --> 03:46:20.520
That's hard. They both won. They both experienced.

03:46:20.520 --> 03:46:22.520
I see.

03:46:22.520 --> 03:46:24.520
Probably, probably Twisted Minds.

03:46:24.520 --> 03:46:30.520
The guy on Twisted Minds, he's never won a major before, but he won the 1v1 championship.

03:46:30.520 --> 03:46:32.520
Which one? Which one?

03:46:32.520 --> 03:46:36.520
The guy on the left, NWPO.

03:46:36.520 --> 03:46:38.520
That guy on the left.

03:46:38.520 --> 03:46:40.520
What?

03:46:40.520 --> 03:46:42.520
The other guy won. You know the guy you've been calling, Turkey?

03:46:42.520 --> 03:46:44.520
He won before. He won a major before.

03:46:44.520 --> 03:46:46.520
got you got you got you

03:46:46.520 --> 03:46:48.520
monkeyman is one of the world's first

03:46:48.520 --> 03:46:50.520
wait

03:46:50.520 --> 03:46:52.520
all the- all the-

03:46:52.520 --> 03:46:54.520
what

03:46:54.520 --> 03:46:56.520
what

03:46:56.520 --> 03:46:58.520
if you call them shit you get fancy bro

03:46:58.520 --> 03:47:00.520
you get luched you won't be in all the prawns

03:47:00.520 --> 03:47:02.520
bro

03:47:02.520 --> 03:47:04.520
they are twisted

03:47:04.520 --> 03:47:06.520
fires

03:47:06.520 --> 03:47:08.520
here we go

03:47:08.520 --> 03:47:10.520
okay but this team is insane

03:47:10.520 --> 03:47:12.520
because drk was the best player

03:47:12.520 --> 03:47:16.580
Falcons and then he joins this team and monkey moons a fucking beat Elsa

03:47:18.360 --> 03:47:21.780
And if I was like in consensus for best plan of road with

03:47:25.480 --> 03:47:29.940
Bro this crowd is gonna go fucking crazy when carman for blocks out

03:47:33.800 --> 03:47:35.800
Home crash

03:47:42.520 --> 03:47:44.520
No, no, no.

03:47:44.520 --> 03:47:46.520
No, no, no.

03:47:46.520 --> 03:47:48.520
No, no, no.

03:47:48.520 --> 03:47:50.520
No, no, no.

03:47:50.520 --> 03:47:52.520
No, no, no.

03:47:52.520 --> 03:47:54.520
Wait, somebody crashed this one.

03:47:54.520 --> 03:47:56.520
Yes, bro.

03:47:56.520 --> 03:47:58.520
The first player of Ato.

03:47:58.520 --> 03:48:00.520
Major champion.

03:48:00.520 --> 03:48:02.520
Belgium.

03:48:02.520 --> 03:48:04.520
Belgium.

03:48:04.520 --> 03:48:06.520
Belgium, Jack.

03:48:06.520 --> 03:48:08.520
He did it.

03:48:08.520 --> 03:48:10.520
He's proven nothing short of X-Mas 6.

03:48:10.520 --> 03:48:11.900
But nothing short of X-1-6.

03:48:11.900 --> 03:48:12.720
He's not currently.

03:48:12.720 --> 03:48:13.720
He's not currently.

03:48:13.720 --> 03:48:14.720
He's not currently.

03:48:14.720 --> 03:48:17.220
This guy's not over on us, man.

03:48:17.220 --> 03:48:21.140
A winner, he wants a seventh to tie Turbo Pulsar all time.

03:48:21.140 --> 03:48:22.340
Number one.

03:48:22.340 --> 03:48:25.060
And finally to round out what a best crowd is I've ever seen.

03:48:25.060 --> 03:48:26.060
Oh, this crowd is so cool, man.

03:48:26.060 --> 03:48:27.060
My gosh.

03:48:27.060 --> 03:48:28.340
You see, I play up three goals.

03:48:28.340 --> 03:48:29.340
Those are squishy.

03:48:29.340 --> 03:48:29.840
Yeah.

03:48:29.840 --> 03:48:31.980
At worlds, is it going to be even bigger than this?

03:48:31.980 --> 03:48:32.660
No way, right?

03:48:32.660 --> 03:48:36.180
World, the thing is 15,000 or 17,000?

03:48:36.180 --> 03:48:38.540
I think this is maybe 10 or 12.

03:48:38.540 --> 03:48:39.180
I forget.

03:48:39.180 --> 03:48:39.780
Oh, my god.

03:48:39.780 --> 03:48:41.780
They're not playing around

03:48:45.780 --> 03:48:52.180
Oh never mind the three letters that we both feel the most ERK major champ. This is 15k

03:48:55.260 --> 03:48:59.340
The best female player in history the major winner and the greatest player of rock

03:49:03.420 --> 03:49:06.500
Yo, he said greatest player of the trophy in that case

03:49:06.500 --> 03:49:16.500
I mean, it should be termed, I mean, if you're basically, it's because there's recently bias

03:49:16.500 --> 03:49:21.500
and like, they're talking about the new era, in the new era, yes, here, but all time,

03:49:21.500 --> 03:49:24.500
Turbo one more, Turbo is like exactly that, can't be.

03:49:27.500 --> 03:49:30.500
Again, it depends on what you look at, right? You're looking at performance, then yeah,

03:49:30.500 --> 03:49:32.500
if you're looking at wins, then no.

03:49:36.500 --> 03:49:38.740
It's kind of a hard

03:50:06.500 --> 03:50:10.540
that I actually didn't even

03:50:10.540 --> 03:50:13.500
know. Yes, bro in twenty

03:50:13.500 --> 03:50:15.940
twenty when like. Covid

03:50:15.940 --> 03:50:17.540
happened squishy did they make

03:50:17.540 --> 03:50:18.780
the game free to players or

03:50:18.780 --> 03:50:20.140
not what do they do again yeah

03:50:20.140 --> 03:50:21.940
the game like exploded that

03:50:21.940 --> 03:50:23.140
yeah they made it free to play

03:50:23.140 --> 03:50:24.020
in the game I think bought it

03:50:24.020 --> 03:50:25.580
out epic bought it out they

03:50:25.580 --> 03:50:26.820
implemented into fortnight and

03:50:26.820 --> 03:50:28.180
made it free to play. Dude I

03:50:28.180 --> 03:50:29.060
would I would build up seen

03:50:29.060 --> 03:50:30.060
any time of the day get like

03:50:30.060 --> 03:50:31.420
speaking gave you this extra

03:50:31.420 --> 03:50:32.620
time. Bro I didn't even know

03:50:32.620 --> 03:50:33.820
that I didn't even know

03:50:33.820 --> 03:50:35.620
rock really exploded in 2020

03:50:35.620 --> 03:50:38.020
in 2020 because I was just playing CS like at the January.

03:50:38.020 --> 03:50:39.300
It wasn't free to play.

03:50:39.300 --> 03:50:40.580
No, it wasn't.

03:50:40.580 --> 03:50:41.580
No, not before that.

03:50:41.580 --> 03:50:44.220
I was amazed at how we played versus Gentlemite.

03:50:44.220 --> 03:50:46.860
I was even more perplexed at the mechanical part.

03:50:46.860 --> 03:50:49.380
Well, because think about it, like COVID happened,

03:50:49.380 --> 03:50:51.220
everybody was home because of quarantine,

03:50:51.220 --> 03:50:53.140
and then Rocket League made their game a beta play.

03:50:53.140 --> 03:50:54.700
So everybody tried it, and they were like, wait,

03:50:54.700 --> 03:50:55.740
this game's fucking big.

03:50:55.740 --> 03:50:57.780
It's been known for being the best player.

03:50:57.780 --> 03:50:59.980
Dude, it had like 3 million players a day, as a point.

03:50:59.980 --> 03:51:00.980
Bro, what?

03:51:00.980 --> 03:51:01.980
What?

03:51:01.980 --> 03:51:03.660
Yeah, we had two of the best players.

03:51:03.660 --> 03:51:06.660
Obviously, it isn't Grand Finals. K-Corp is undefeated in this farm.

03:51:06.660 --> 03:51:09.660
I've never seen it. I've never seen it at like 3.8 on point.

03:51:09.660 --> 03:51:12.660
Like, this is like, this is like very one of my free to play.

03:51:12.660 --> 03:51:13.660
I've never seen it like...

03:51:13.660 --> 03:51:17.660
6 matches in a row to get here. 3-0.

03:51:17.660 --> 03:51:18.660
Robots.

03:51:18.660 --> 03:51:20.660
It's CS peak like a little...

03:51:20.660 --> 03:51:22.660
But, you know what the thing is though, Oney?

03:51:22.660 --> 03:51:23.660
Like Epic?

03:51:23.660 --> 03:51:24.660
For Epic, it was Fortnite.

03:51:24.660 --> 03:51:26.660
And they implemented a bunch of rock...

03:51:26.660 --> 03:51:28.660
They basically had a thing at the time when a free to play hit,

03:51:28.660 --> 03:51:31.660
where if you play rock-ally, you get a bunch of free Fortnite stuff.

03:51:31.660 --> 03:51:38.100
So everyone from Fortnite, everyone from Fortnite jumped to Rocket League and it was free and it was COVID, no one else had anything else to do, right?

03:51:38.100 --> 03:51:40.300
So it was kind of crazy.

03:51:40.300 --> 03:51:43.940
Okay, which is all because who matches the game for a big announcement?

03:51:43.940 --> 03:51:46.820
Okay, is CS' EP kind of false though?

03:51:46.820 --> 03:51:52.780
Because like, a lot of the people aren't actually playing the rest of the market, but they're not actually playing CS.

03:51:52.780 --> 03:51:54.860
Oh, that's kind of true.

03:51:54.860 --> 03:52:01.620
I don't know, I'm not being dead ass because like, if I'm opening a case, right, it says I'm playing CS, but I'm not actually playing the game, right?

03:52:01.620 --> 03:52:08.620
Okay well I guess it is part of the game.

03:52:08.620 --> 03:52:21.620
Yeah but like if you're on rocket you're gonna be actually playing 95% of the game.

03:52:21.620 --> 03:52:24.620
Now you did it.

03:52:24.620 --> 03:52:28.620
Bro, you know that Jinx, you know when you started playing at other this year?

03:52:28.620 --> 03:52:33.620
The game went from like 600k to 700k a day, so 1.2k.

03:52:33.620 --> 03:52:34.620
Z-Bow!

03:52:34.620 --> 03:52:36.620
Wait, what did you say, Squishy?

03:52:36.620 --> 03:52:40.620
When you started playing earlier this year, it was like averaging like 600,700,000

03:52:40.620 --> 03:52:44.620
and when you started playing it, it went over a mill like consistently for like a month.

03:52:44.620 --> 03:52:45.620
Right, yeah, that's interesting.

03:52:45.620 --> 03:52:47.620
It was like 1.8.

03:52:47.620 --> 03:52:48.620
That is crazy.

03:52:48.620 --> 03:52:51.620
1.8 I think I saw at 1.8, which is crazy.

03:52:53.620 --> 03:52:57.620
What's the company like, you and Flash Royale bro? Like that?

03:52:57.620 --> 03:53:00.740
Yeah, if you check the graph, that is so deserved.

03:53:00.740 --> 03:53:01.700
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:53:01.700 --> 03:53:07.060
That it skyrocketed, like it's back to where it was, maybe even worse, like it's crazy.

03:53:07.060 --> 03:53:14.660
I think class right now is worse than, I think it's worse than where it was before I started playing it.

03:53:14.660 --> 03:53:17.940
Is that correct? The chart, you can look at the chart, but I don't even know.

03:53:17.940 --> 03:53:20.020
It makes like some bad, like bad choices.

03:53:20.020 --> 03:53:24.900
Bro, it just basically made it to where like you're forced to spend money to play the game and then everybody just quit.

03:53:24.900 --> 03:53:26.900
Yeah

03:53:28.700 --> 03:53:31.340
Like if you look at class well, wait, I'm actually look at the graph

03:53:31.940 --> 03:53:36.660
Squishy squishy didn't this work on your stream. I'll send none of that sent picture in discord three

03:53:36.660 --> 03:53:42.900
Okay, so this is for clash royale on Google like which is basically how popular something is right and that oh my god

03:53:43.700 --> 03:53:45.700
That's jinksy

03:53:45.780 --> 03:53:48.220
This possible here it is by the way 2025

03:53:49.300 --> 03:53:52.900
Bro, I think I think I think I did we started playing the game like right here. I'm not even kidding

03:53:52.900 --> 03:53:55.900
I think I did he started playing the game right here.

03:53:55.900 --> 03:53:56.900
Wait.

03:53:56.900 --> 03:53:58.900
Yeah, that's insane.

03:53:58.900 --> 03:53:59.900
Dude, it's actually.

03:53:59.900 --> 03:54:01.900
Jingxi, it's not below, but it's like in chat.

03:54:01.900 --> 03:54:02.900
Watch screen share.

03:54:02.900 --> 03:54:03.900
Watch screen share.

03:54:03.900 --> 03:54:04.900
Screen share?

03:54:04.900 --> 03:54:05.900
Right now.

03:54:05.900 --> 03:54:06.900
I'm in screen share.

03:54:06.900 --> 03:54:07.900
Jingxi, look at this.

03:54:07.900 --> 03:54:08.900
Look at this.

03:54:08.900 --> 03:54:10.900
This is the whole history of Clash Royale, right?

03:54:10.900 --> 03:54:11.900
Clash Royale.

03:54:11.900 --> 03:54:12.900
Look at this.

03:54:12.900 --> 03:54:13.900
Jingxi.

03:54:13.900 --> 03:54:15.900
Your peak is this one, right?

03:54:15.900 --> 03:54:16.900
Yes.

03:54:16.900 --> 03:54:18.900
This one is at 100.

03:54:18.900 --> 03:54:21.900
Now check this out.

03:54:21.900 --> 03:54:30.560
99 it was the biggest peak ever ever yeah well yeah well wow and now how can

03:54:30.560 --> 03:54:37.760
now go to it now how can you fumble this hard me ho me ho I just heard my voice

03:54:37.760 --> 03:54:41.000
double bro it's just cuz uh some companies are this greedy bro that's all

03:54:41.000 --> 03:54:46.640
it is and like they just don't I feel like some companies instead of like

03:54:46.640 --> 03:54:50.880
appreciating a moment or trying to make the game actually better like I think

03:54:50.880 --> 03:54:57.200
For example what class were outed was they just tried they they took the moment as an opportunity to squeeze as much money as they possibly

03:54:58.200 --> 03:55:00.280
Short-term everybody was like fuck you

03:55:07.200 --> 03:55:10.120
Yeah, bro like hopefully they know to not like yes

03:55:10.120 --> 03:55:15.360
No, yeah, I brought greet max rocket league has been like so like cool to me around like literally and same with league

03:55:15.360 --> 03:55:17.360
It's been cool to me too man like really nice

03:55:17.360 --> 03:55:19.860
in here, you set the stage, you set the stage

03:55:19.860 --> 03:55:21.860
Bro like, League put drops on the tournament

03:55:21.860 --> 03:55:23.360
Like, they're the only game to do that

03:55:23.360 --> 03:55:24.360
Literally

03:55:24.360 --> 03:55:25.360
I'm like a live?

03:55:25.360 --> 03:55:28.360
Chicks, I sent that, um, you remember that clash tweet?

03:55:28.360 --> 03:55:29.360
Which one?

03:55:29.360 --> 03:55:31.860
Uh, the one that like didn't include you?

03:55:31.860 --> 03:55:33.360
Uh-oh, oh, my tweet?

03:55:33.360 --> 03:55:37.360
Yeah, yeah, I sent that tweet to like a few epic devs

03:55:37.360 --> 03:55:38.360
To like make sure they're not too

03:55:38.360 --> 03:55:40.360
Yeah, so, yeah, yeah, yeah

03:55:40.360 --> 03:55:44.360
I'm not gonna lie, Dix, I was like, no, you deserve the fucking support

03:55:44.360 --> 03:55:46.360
You know, Rocket League has been really like, cool to me though

03:55:46.360 --> 03:55:51.960
the world championship title like I don't know anyone doesn't see what you do

03:55:51.960 --> 03:56:02.040
for your games and it's cool like I started to win so much like I was

03:56:02.040 --> 03:56:09.640
part of it like I fucking spend so much on that fucking game like before I

03:56:09.640 --> 03:56:13.200
started streaming class I actually saw the video of you 1v1 in can and I was

03:56:13.200 --> 03:56:15.200
like dude I kind of want to see him clash.

03:56:15.200 --> 03:56:18.000
From the flip side, he's like, oh, Jinx, he's missing this.

03:56:18.000 --> 03:56:19.520
That's true, I did that right before.

03:56:19.520 --> 03:56:22.040
Yes, like literally, like a whole week of work.

03:56:22.040 --> 03:56:23.600
That's crazy.

03:56:23.600 --> 03:56:24.120
Insane.

03:56:24.120 --> 03:56:25.780
Well, fucking Ken, bro, he's the biggest rage

03:56:25.780 --> 03:56:26.600
man ever, I swear.

03:56:26.600 --> 03:56:29.360
Yeah, dude, Ken is, oh, fuck.

03:56:29.360 --> 03:56:30.720
I actually love Ken.

03:56:30.720 --> 03:56:33.640
Bro, Ken is the person who gave me the nickname,

03:56:33.640 --> 03:56:36.120
Giddy Chat, that's like OG lore from like fucking

03:56:36.120 --> 03:56:37.760
10 months ago.

03:56:37.760 --> 03:56:38.520
I love Ken.

03:56:38.520 --> 03:56:39.440
Ken is so good.

03:56:39.440 --> 03:56:42.640
Nobody thought it was going to be the 4C.

03:56:42.640 --> 03:56:54.480
only i thought that i was watching them and and i don't like forcing collapse like i

03:56:54.480 --> 03:57:00.400
never i don't do yes much slash at all right but if i feel like i vibe with someone so

03:57:00.400 --> 03:57:04.800
i just slid into his dm so was like yo do you want to do something together and then

03:57:04.800 --> 03:57:09.200
he was like yeah let's do it and then we just played some flash i don't know bro did he

03:57:09.200 --> 03:57:28.160
just rage by you the entire time yes yes yeah I really do know the comment

03:57:28.160 --> 03:57:37.560
section yes Ken's community is insane I'm quite low in the prediction

03:57:37.560 --> 03:57:41.320
content okay I regret to tell everyone so no everyone cares about how I'm doing

03:57:41.320 --> 03:57:45.760
they're very invested very invested so don't take my pick here as gospel by any

03:57:45.760 --> 03:57:50.880
means there is I love the storyline on that wait which he was there like a

03:57:50.880 --> 03:57:56.280
tech part or not the blue will show up right now on the desk today ground

03:57:56.280 --> 03:58:02.600
like me in this time I mean no no I don't think so

03:58:07.560 --> 03:58:09.620
you

03:58:37.560 --> 03:58:39.620
you

03:59:07.560 --> 03:59:09.620
you

03:59:37.560 --> 03:59:39.620
you

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you

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You might like it that was basically my idea oh yeah cuz they were like don't call it simple

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I remember that.

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It's our guys Grand Final, Dan Grand for Grand Final, Grand Final.

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Yeah.

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Huh?

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Is this guy washed?

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No.

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He's put everyone in the tumble dryer.

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Okay, here we go.

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I'm flittering it out.

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Wait, so Oni, you have Twisted Mines, right?

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Yes, I have Twisted Mines.

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I have Monkey Moon, bro.

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I hope that those races semi-final.

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Anyway, I just thought it was funny because I'm glad you played it because I'm glad you guys

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met and you guys were like really good friends.

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Yeah.

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We would have played it anyway, probably, but it's just cool that you actually tried and

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liked it.

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the case of this can happen but I got out I got out of the case of mine is

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okay I'm gonna be at my minus like six 16 okay I think my inventory is okay

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I really have a little gold you see the little golden thing up top yeah that's

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I

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Okay, wait, is that a red a two-year thing what is that?

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Oh

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A grand final is different, right?

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You see, Max, bro?

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Max Rocket is trying to be the far right.

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Yes, bro, Max Rocket is trying to be the far right.

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I'm going to do 3D3.

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Squishy, I should have just used it the first time.

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I don't know what I was thinking.

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Looking at the head to head as well.

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Oh, man, would you play a streamer or a Rocket tournament on it?

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Historically, 13 to 0.

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Would I join?

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Yes, would you play?

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Like, be a captain.

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3 on 3, 3 on 3.

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100% for example.

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Bro, their tournaments are peak, oh, man, they're peak.

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I agree, I agree.

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No the rocket league ones are like really I did one like six months ago, but it was to be

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All like no good players, all right. Yeah, yeah, it'll just be like

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Or like the best player will be like diamond. I think you do diamond man

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That's so fantastic semi-final from him.

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We'll think we're in someone's goal against Vitality all the way to game 70.

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I can't walk down field as well.

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I thought I missed that, like slowing down the field.

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I know, I missed the ball.

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Bro, I wish that was final, guys, because I started the game.

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Nice.

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Wait.

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Oh.

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Well, how did that stay out?

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You're absolutely right, CJ.

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The last time Tristimus played, we didn't have a big announcement.

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I'm just yet.

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They've been forced to make a stew.

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I'm not squished. Does this seem chopped or no? Like what? They're getting dept.

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Chopped in that way. Like, like, Chris didn't have no chance or...

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Yeah, I'm kind of feeling the same vibe over there.

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Ah, I don't think so. I don't think so.

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Yeah? Okay.

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I don't know. It's gonna be close. I think this is a 7 as well.

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What?

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I don't have a script. I don't have a script. I just think it's gonna be cool.

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He's telling you this.

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I don't think this seems like one-sided or that.

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My place so aggressive.

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aggressive. He's twisted my pain. Here is Vatira. That's it. Code 15. And so it's a close two system.

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No, no, no. It's fine. It's fine. Remember last series, it was 3-1. So we don't know.

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We don't know. It was 3-1 that I went game set.

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Try and just keep driving it. Yeah, I mean, Vatira wins majors.

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That's what he does. He hasn't won Worlds yet, but he just knows that I've been in the game.

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You see the pencil preparation for the game. They weren't in free play. Boom in the balleride.

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They weren't in the black lobby. They weren't talking to the coach.

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I value your input

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No, you are right. I do think I do think that's usually closer, but I would not be surprised those games

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Oh, hey, Octane, it's the best. Everybody use the spanish? Octane is the best.

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Oh, hey, what the fuck was your car, by the way, on your first game? You're using a van!

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My name is Marshall. I gotta use Merck.

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Merck Zimmerman, Merck Zimmerman.

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Evo, Mio. I see all the clips when you playing Rock League and you're using a fucking van.

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That's like a fun shit.

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Svp strat, Svp strat.

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Look at his Octane, Gen.C. I swear, Maximum fast-skinned wrong.

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It's like, blacked out, Gen.C.

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Like, structure-wise, but then you're scary.

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I feel like Octane, you're just like, you're just bigger. You just feel taller.

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Oh yeah, dude.

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You're taking former Finestay?

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All I was like, I think we can both be 2-6.

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Bro, to him and Fury, him and Fury, they're both fan-lib, bro.

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You were talking crazy

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We did like

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Yeah, I know both

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He was recommended no monitor on plane

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Basically it's easy because he's faking the high

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He takes the high here then

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It doesn't go anymore.

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Fakes a touch over them, but they're softly facing it.

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They got hit to the more.

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It looked easy, but it happened because of Fakes.

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Fakes are really big.

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Fakes were the thing earlier, but faking it an option is like more powerful and actually

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killing the thing.

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They do look insane.

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I'm not gonna lie, they look insane.

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Oh, man.

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They do look insane! I'm not gonna lie, they look insane.

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The only one.

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I don't like to see my teammates right now.

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I'm not gonna try something less than 10 seconds to go back.

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Is that NWP? Never won a major or which one?

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Yeah, the one on the right, NWP, I don't know.

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He won a 1v1 tournament, like a big 1v1 tournament.

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That's why he got BOOM on that side.

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Yeah, be the best player in the final, exactly.

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Could be important for Makibe, just to raise confidence.

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So wait, switch your things.

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It's 4-2 with one second.

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Mathematically impossible.

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Mathematically impossible.

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What?

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Mathematically impossible.

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Then you get a goal with one on the clock.

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Okay, listen.

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It's impossible.

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Okay, listen.

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Once the clock goes to zero, you can still score one time.

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Like, right now they could score, but it's going to automatically end after the goal.

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It automatically ends.

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For the kickoff to start, there needs to be one second.

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I swear it should be one more kickoff.

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Imagine if you come back from 7-1.

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That's in particular.

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In the kickoff chance.

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You could even say, let that zimmer.

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Okay.

04:08:22.040 --> 04:08:26.040
Beat talk is beat in R8, but not in Valium specifically.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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Bro, chat. Oh my god.

04:08:30.040 --> 04:08:32.040
Wait, I'll be back guys, one second.

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Chat, the England France game is about to start.

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Oh my god.

04:08:36.040 --> 04:08:38.040
Guys, we have to watch party this.

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Wait, am I gonna, am I gonna get banned for watching this?

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I honestly don't know, Chad.

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I honestly don't know.

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I honestly don't know.

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Would I get banned?

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No, no way.

04:08:52.160 --> 04:08:54.280
It's a bunch of nobodies, bro.

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What are you saying, bro?

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Jack Joseph, mini-minter, angry big dick ginge,

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fucking rotisserie, KSI, fucking, who's this?

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JME, I don't know who that is, big in the UK?

04:09:15.040 --> 04:09:17.360
Who is the French players, Chad?

04:09:17.360 --> 04:09:28.160
Nico Omelana, Gadji, Vickstar, who is this, Chad, Chad, who is this?

04:09:28.160 --> 04:09:33.560
Ryan Cherke, say you swear to God Ryan Cherke is playing this.

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Say you swear to God Ryan Cherke is playing this.

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You're capping.

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Ryan Scherke would never play this.

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Oh my god, they got Steven Trice.

04:09:42.560 --> 04:09:45.040
The TV, the difference maker, the assistant maker.

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He was very good with these.

04:09:46.040 --> 04:09:47.760
He's good to go, and he came off the bench a couple of times.

04:09:47.760 --> 04:09:50.080
Bro, Deji needs to lock in, man.

04:09:50.080 --> 04:09:51.200
No, no, no, no, no.

04:09:51.200 --> 04:09:53.560
Deji, I'm saying this because I love you, bro.

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Have you been eating fucking burgers, man?

04:09:56.240 --> 04:09:57.800
Deji, what the fuck is this?

04:10:00.680 --> 04:10:03.640
CarmineCorp CEO is playing Cebualahi.

04:10:03.640 --> 04:10:04.480
Cebualahi, bro.

04:10:04.480 --> 04:10:07.320
He's against G2 in the final. They got body in game one.

04:10:07.320 --> 04:10:13.360
He's back in one game two, but that was a, you know, very, very different team that we've got here today.

04:10:13.360 --> 04:10:17.120
And a team that had just come off the back of another event win.

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So I think even...

04:10:18.560 --> 04:10:20.360
Dude, Squish, do you want to know something?

04:10:20.360 --> 04:10:21.720
What's up?

04:10:21.720 --> 04:10:27.240
The sideman are doing this England vs. Brantz football match in like 20 minutes.

04:10:27.240 --> 04:10:29.720
And Karmite or CEO is playing.

04:10:29.720 --> 04:10:30.920
He's in the match.

04:10:30.920 --> 04:10:31.920
I have to do the Kamee-Doh game.

04:10:31.920 --> 04:10:33.360
He's probably watching this on his tone right now.

04:10:33.360 --> 04:10:36.000
He's definitely what I guarantee he spots us on.

04:10:36.000 --> 04:10:37.500
Yeah, out of it, out of it.

04:10:37.500 --> 04:10:40.200
They're so passionate about Rocket League, they love Rocket League.

04:10:40.200 --> 04:10:42.700
Camille, look at the trike.

04:10:42.700 --> 04:10:45.960
I mean, they have one of the best teams in Rocket League for like two years, three years.

04:10:45.960 --> 04:10:46.960
Oh!

04:10:46.960 --> 04:10:49.960
Like, goal on the end.

04:10:49.960 --> 04:10:52.960
Oh, yeah, Jixi, only had such a funny idea.

04:10:52.960 --> 04:10:56.600
The first day he played Rocket League, though, he scored like a goal, and he was like, how

04:10:56.600 --> 04:10:57.600
do I BM them?

04:10:57.600 --> 04:10:58.600
Can I honk at them or some shit?

04:10:58.600 --> 04:10:59.600
Imagine they added honking.

04:10:59.600 --> 04:11:00.600
Oh, my God.

04:11:00.600 --> 04:11:01.600
Hey, Jixi, you also said that?

04:11:01.600 --> 04:11:02.600
No, I didn't say that.

04:11:02.600 --> 04:11:04.600
You you own a you

04:11:14.280 --> 04:11:17.320
Everyone was Spanish though, like it'd be an unplayable, but it'd be funny

04:11:21.920 --> 04:11:25.920
Bro, I still think that is the best player, but I think Carmine forfeits the best

04:11:28.160 --> 04:11:30.160
Wow

04:11:32.600 --> 04:11:34.600
I

04:12:32.600 --> 04:12:34.600
First dunk for Apto? No.

04:12:37.600 --> 04:12:40.600
There's like no way through, like they're not really messing up anything.

04:12:40.600 --> 04:12:42.600
Fuck! No!

04:12:42.600 --> 04:12:43.600
What a save!

04:12:43.600 --> 04:12:44.600
What?

04:12:44.600 --> 04:12:46.600
Actually what a save! Oh my god!

04:12:50.600 --> 04:12:52.600
Actually what a save, wow.

04:12:54.600 --> 04:12:56.600
What am I gonna say bro?

04:13:02.600 --> 04:13:03.720
Not quick enough!

04:13:03.720 --> 04:13:06.160
They just waiting for that second man to be in the right spot

04:13:06.160 --> 04:13:07.160
This is an opportunity to be in the right spot

04:13:07.160 --> 04:13:08.520
You've got to position yourself

04:13:08.520 --> 04:13:10.000
Absolutely perfectly

04:13:10.000 --> 04:13:11.440
He's now off the roof

04:13:11.440 --> 04:13:12.440
13th boost

04:13:12.440 --> 04:13:13.240
Hooks to the buck

04:13:13.240 --> 04:13:14.200
T.R.K. underneath

04:13:14.200 --> 04:13:15.320
As he smoke your moon

04:13:15.320 --> 04:13:16.560
Twisted monster attack

04:13:16.560 --> 04:13:18.520
So many voicies

04:13:18.520 --> 04:13:20.120
I've got some audacious

04:13:20.120 --> 04:13:20.840
So many bobs

04:13:20.840 --> 04:13:22.640
So many players trying to surprise each other

04:13:22.640 --> 04:13:24.440
But Zombo, everyone will love it

04:13:24.440 --> 04:13:26.120
Keeping up with the pace of the game

04:13:27.640 --> 04:13:28.720
Their smarts are looking better than us

04:13:28.720 --> 04:13:29.240
Wait

04:13:29.240 --> 04:13:29.880
Fatty!

04:13:29.880 --> 04:13:30.440
Fatty!

04:13:30.440 --> 04:13:31.080
Zombo!

04:13:31.080 --> 04:13:31.840
You're the last!

04:13:31.840 --> 04:13:32.340
Oi.

04:13:33.240 --> 04:13:33.740
Oh, shit.

04:13:35.240 --> 04:13:36.340
Hey, that's gonna drop to there?

04:13:36.940 --> 04:13:38.740
Everyone's like moving back to the other side.

04:13:52.540 --> 04:13:53.440
SIDES UP!

04:13:53.440 --> 04:13:54.340
Oh my god, what a team.

04:14:01.840 --> 04:14:03.840
Shots have disappeared!

04:14:03.840 --> 04:14:10.840
See our characters, see our faces, our faces, our heads keep pushing forward, they up low into the corner, we'll be at a scourge by the hundred of us, takes it up top, gets to a sketchaway, you can't outplay it!

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Fuck! No!

04:14:12.840 --> 04:14:13.840
What a save.

04:14:13.840 --> 04:14:17.840
Brothers, Carmine Cook's defense is ridiculous.

04:14:17.840 --> 04:14:19.840
What a save again!

04:14:19.840 --> 04:14:20.840
Another save from Katerina.

04:14:20.840 --> 04:14:23.840
Goddamn, how many saves does this guy's got?

04:14:23.840 --> 04:14:26.840
Boom! What a save again!

04:14:26.840 --> 04:14:28.840
Holy shit!

04:14:28.840 --> 04:14:33.840
fucking who flown in that man prime

04:14:33.840 --> 04:14:34.840
bullf**k

04:14:38.840 --> 04:14:39.840
bro they can't get past that bro

04:14:42.840 --> 04:14:44.840
somebody said Ramos and Pepe, yes bro

04:14:45.840 --> 04:14:47.840
actually fuck that, who yo?

04:14:47.840 --> 04:14:48.840
this has to be gold

04:14:52.840 --> 04:14:53.840
prime bulls**t

04:14:53.840 --> 04:14:54.840
no that's out

04:14:54.840 --> 04:14:55.840
G C

04:14:55.840 --> 04:14:58.620
We see, we see, it's absolutely crazy.

04:14:58.620 --> 04:14:59.460
Come on, come on, come on.

04:14:59.460 --> 04:15:00.960
They're on there, on there, on there.

04:15:00.960 --> 04:15:02.260
No, no, no, no.

04:15:02.260 --> 04:15:03.100
Ha, ha, ha.

04:15:05.600 --> 04:15:07.380
Yo, hey, G.C., why did you say that this is,

04:15:07.380 --> 04:15:09.540
that the early grand final was last game, bro?

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Okay, listen.

04:15:10.380 --> 04:15:11.720
I feel it, I feel it.

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Onay, cause bro, the thing is, man,

04:15:15.380 --> 04:15:18.020
the twisted mind steam is good,

04:15:18.020 --> 04:15:21.420
but like for the storyline in France,

04:15:21.420 --> 04:15:23.620
folding French team, bro, it just makes sense

04:15:23.620 --> 04:15:25.820
whoever wins out of that lobby is gonna win in pa-

04:15:25.820 --> 04:15:28.860
They have one, are they?

04:15:28.860 --> 04:15:33.420
Casey is three French, three French, right?

04:15:34.860 --> 04:15:36.940
Casey is two French, well they all speak French,

04:15:36.940 --> 04:15:39.540
but two French, one Belgium, but yeah.

04:15:39.540 --> 04:15:41.380
Oh, and Talisman Belgium, yeah, it's Belgium.

04:15:41.380 --> 04:15:42.220
But they all speak French.

04:15:42.220 --> 04:15:43.060
But they all speak French.

04:15:43.060 --> 04:15:45.500
We were surprised and furious with these fans.

04:15:45.500 --> 04:15:46.380
Because you know what I mean, bro?

04:15:46.380 --> 04:15:49.020
It's like you gotta win in your own city, man.

04:15:49.020 --> 04:15:49.860
You know what I mean?

04:15:49.860 --> 04:15:50.700
I don't know, it just feels like

04:15:50.700 --> 04:15:51.540
you gotta win in your city.

04:15:51.540 --> 04:15:52.380
Yeah, it's not funny that back in the day,

04:15:52.380 --> 04:15:53.220
they would say we're all the same.

04:15:53.220 --> 04:15:54.060
But the family sitting in the crowd

04:15:54.060 --> 04:15:56.060
the least surprising thing you'll get to know.

04:15:56.060 --> 04:15:58.060
Also, bro, onee, if you like this in CS,

04:15:58.060 --> 04:15:59.620
but bro, they have such a crowd buff.

04:15:59.620 --> 04:16:01.340
Every time they score, they get a screen.

04:16:01.340 --> 04:16:03.140
Every time they, a goal gets allowed,

04:16:03.140 --> 04:16:04.380
the other team gets fucking booed.

04:16:04.380 --> 04:16:06.140
Yeah.

04:16:06.140 --> 04:16:07.980
In CS, sometimes the crowd is even chasing you.

04:16:07.980 --> 04:16:09.980
Obviously, in CS, you can abuse it.

04:16:09.980 --> 04:16:11.740
But she showed me that, but she showed me that.

04:16:11.740 --> 04:16:13.780
Were they like toggle, they shake their mouths,

04:16:13.780 --> 04:16:14.620
and then the crowd's like,

04:16:14.620 --> 04:16:17.660
oh, and then they run in the course.

04:16:17.660 --> 04:16:19.700
And one of the recent tournaments, you see,

04:16:19.700 --> 04:16:21.500
is because they even turned the X right off,

04:16:21.500 --> 04:16:23.420
and then the crowd was like showing up signs,

04:16:23.420 --> 04:16:29.180
Like, uh, cameraman, I give you, I don't know, like 100 bucks if you turn x-ray back on.

04:16:29.180 --> 04:16:31.060
That was begging for it.

04:16:31.060 --> 04:16:35.780
That has to be fun to go to the events and just like literally cheat for the players.

04:16:35.780 --> 04:16:36.780
Sorry, wassup.

04:16:36.780 --> 04:16:38.980
I mean, that's gotta be fun, you know?

04:16:38.980 --> 04:16:40.380
Bro, you know what's up to this?

04:16:40.380 --> 04:16:43.660
Imagine you have like a timing behind, you get like four kills if you got timing and

04:16:43.660 --> 04:16:45.740
then they just like call your position basically.

04:16:45.740 --> 04:16:47.860
They just chill out and you just die.

04:16:47.860 --> 04:16:48.860
They just turn around and kill you.

04:16:48.860 --> 04:16:49.860
I'll be back once.

04:16:49.860 --> 04:16:51.660
Dude, that's, that's annoying.

04:16:51.660 --> 04:16:53.660
the manager for the England team who is the manager

04:16:53.660 --> 04:16:55.660
that's what I meant to say

04:16:55.660 --> 04:16:57.660
that's what John I wish I find a way

04:16:57.660 --> 04:16:59.660
Chad who's gonna win England or France

04:16:59.660 --> 04:17:01.660
I'm gonna say England because of

04:17:01.660 --> 04:17:03.660
Ginge and Mini Mentor

04:17:03.660 --> 04:17:05.660
who is the manager

04:17:05.660 --> 04:17:07.660
I'd pay for it

04:17:07.660 --> 04:17:09.660
Chad who's the manager

04:17:09.660 --> 04:17:11.660
Chad we're gonna watch this

04:17:11.660 --> 04:17:13.660
ChrisMD

04:17:13.660 --> 04:17:15.660
Ginge and fucking Mini Mentor

04:17:15.660 --> 04:17:17.660
Ginge

04:17:17.660 --> 04:17:19.660
100% Ginge

04:17:19.660 --> 04:17:22.660
Big Josh, who's Bosch?

04:17:22.660 --> 04:17:25.660
I don't know who Bosch is, y'all. I don't know who that is.

04:17:32.660 --> 04:17:37.660
Bro, Cherokee is not playing. Ryan Cherokee has World Cup in fucking two months.

04:17:37.660 --> 04:17:39.660
He's not fucking playing.

04:17:39.660 --> 04:17:42.660
Ryan Cherokee is not playing. What are you guys saying?

04:17:42.660 --> 04:17:43.660
He has a hole.

04:17:43.660 --> 04:17:44.660
No, he's not.

04:17:44.660 --> 04:17:46.660
He had a chance, John, to do much.

04:17:46.660 --> 04:17:48.660
He is. No, he isn't. He has World Cup in two months.

04:17:48.660 --> 04:17:50.660
much prayer much revision on these answers

04:17:50.660 --> 04:17:52.660
search up La Bosch

04:17:57.660 --> 04:17:59.660
who in the mother fuck

04:18:00.660 --> 04:18:02.660
this is England manager for the game

04:18:03.660 --> 04:18:07.660
La Bosch popular catchfave that means job done or misaccomplished

04:18:07.660 --> 04:18:10.660
heavily popularized by British boxing personality

04:18:10.660 --> 04:18:13.660
Big John Fisher and his son Pro Boxer Johnny Fisher

04:18:14.660 --> 04:18:16.660
their manager is

04:18:16.660 --> 04:18:17.660
What?

04:18:27.660 --> 04:18:28.660
Search up lineups, okay.

04:18:28.660 --> 04:18:29.660
I will.

04:18:29.660 --> 04:18:30.660
I will.

04:18:30.660 --> 04:18:31.660
England.

04:18:32.660 --> 04:18:33.660
France.

04:18:35.660 --> 04:18:36.660
Side of mind lineups.

04:18:43.660 --> 04:18:44.660
Oh, they have Theo Baker.

04:18:44.660 --> 04:18:45.660
Yeah, this is over.

04:18:45.660 --> 04:18:48.400
This is over brother team England has

04:18:49.680 --> 04:18:54.400
Mini-Meter Chris MD Theo Baker and angry Jinx G fucking G

04:18:55.760 --> 04:18:57.480
GG bro

04:18:57.480 --> 04:18:59.880
Who the fuck this France have they might need shanky?

04:19:01.080 --> 04:19:06.120
Team France I mean I mean is so good. I mean was such a good center back squeezy

04:19:07.320 --> 04:19:09.320
Squeezy owns ditto mates

04:19:09.320 --> 04:19:13.820
Mishu, Sidham, Anox, Tag, Dejelisi, Kamito!

04:19:13.820 --> 04:19:14.820
Bro!

04:19:14.820 --> 04:19:15.820
Kamito!

04:19:15.820 --> 04:19:16.820
Oh my god!

04:19:16.820 --> 04:19:19.020
They actually have him, Chad.

04:19:19.020 --> 04:19:20.020
They have Kamito.

04:19:20.020 --> 04:19:21.020
Not a match.

04:19:21.020 --> 04:19:22.020
I'll come back.

04:19:22.020 --> 04:19:27.020
Thanks, we gotta start being a little nervous here.

04:19:27.020 --> 04:19:28.020
What's the woke up?

04:19:28.020 --> 04:19:29.020
They woke up.

04:19:29.020 --> 04:19:30.020
I got you.

04:19:30.020 --> 04:19:31.020
Wait, there was two gold score.

04:19:31.020 --> 04:19:32.020
What the fuck?

04:19:32.020 --> 04:19:33.020
Yeah.

04:19:33.020 --> 04:19:35.020
I was gone for one minute and there was two fucking gold.

04:19:35.020 --> 04:19:36.020
Say goodbye, brother.

04:19:36.020 --> 04:19:37.020
What's up here?

04:19:37.020 --> 04:19:40.860
Well, I did a timeout that a timeout that came back under a new team

04:19:40.860 --> 04:19:42.740
Why does the timeout actually work every time?

04:19:42.740 --> 04:19:45.480
She's like Jesus Christ. It does it does back

04:19:48.220 --> 04:19:51.300
I think even just a mental I'm saying this you just a mental reset helps it

04:19:51.300 --> 04:19:55.700
I said you just got pounded two games in a row and now squishy believe it that

04:19:56.380 --> 04:20:04.420
Karma no, oh my god. Oh, yeah, I'm on corp wins this game. It's automatically over. Yes. Yes. I think so

04:20:04.420 --> 04:20:06.420
I think un-comebackable

04:20:07.020 --> 04:20:09.020
90 seconds

04:20:12.020 --> 04:20:14.020
This is fast

04:20:15.020 --> 04:20:22.020
Yeah, how does that shift so hard like wonder what they change or if it's just my day

04:20:32.020 --> 04:20:34.020
What do you mean by players?

04:20:34.020 --> 04:20:36.020
The fuck?

04:20:36.020 --> 04:20:38.020
We're betting on him I guess.

04:20:38.020 --> 04:20:39.020
One of your teammates, bro.

04:20:39.020 --> 04:20:40.020
For the series.

04:20:40.020 --> 04:20:41.020
Second gig.

04:20:41.020 --> 04:20:43.020
They don't feel like they were the best team towards the end of it.

04:20:43.020 --> 04:20:44.020
Acura.

04:20:44.020 --> 04:20:45.020
Two to go into oversight.

04:20:45.020 --> 04:20:47.020
No, I don't know if we have a game three.

04:20:47.020 --> 04:20:49.020
Who is invited to the events at this fight?

04:20:49.020 --> 04:20:50.020
NWPV, please.

04:20:50.020 --> 04:20:52.020
He's trying to get my nonchalance every game.

04:20:52.020 --> 04:20:53.020
He's got the font.

04:20:53.020 --> 04:20:54.020
Yuga, Yuga!

04:20:54.020 --> 04:20:55.020
He's got the fate.

04:20:55.020 --> 04:20:56.020
I wish that was the end of the game.

04:20:56.020 --> 04:20:59.020
I feel like Loki, that's like bad mental out of Acura.

04:20:59.020 --> 04:21:02.020
He should have just believed they're going to 4-0 and then P later, no?

04:21:02.020 --> 04:21:04.020
Like, it's going to be a quick series, you know what I mean?

04:21:04.020 --> 04:21:08.360
Instead of like he's he's preparing for a long series if he's going to the bathroom wait

04:21:31.860 --> 04:21:33.860
What is this one called squishy

04:21:34.020 --> 04:21:38.940
What the car yeah, uh, Fennec Fennec

04:21:42.180 --> 04:21:48.380
You're so cute that I asked that question in my first day. I literally asked that same thing

04:21:49.260 --> 04:21:51.260
Yes, bro. You're so cute

04:21:57.500 --> 04:21:59.860
That's literally what I asked you squishy in the first

04:21:59.860 --> 04:22:03.740
It was it was I was like, what is it? Why does everybody use this car? What is the name of this car?

04:22:04.740 --> 04:22:07.860
Yeah, I'm not a fan though. I like octane man

04:22:16.020 --> 04:22:20.020
Yes, bro, yes, but it is the most famous. I think yeah, yeah

04:22:21.700 --> 04:22:23.700
I love the wings

04:22:29.860 --> 04:22:34.360
I mean, I was telling only my first my first time playing a game. I used to work

04:22:37.260 --> 04:22:41.500
First time well was always first time man like let them get into it

04:22:42.500 --> 04:22:44.620
I mean it

04:22:54.100 --> 04:22:56.100
Yeah

04:22:59.860 --> 04:23:06.340
watching it's about breaking rule one and gay one is like no but apparently

04:23:06.340 --> 04:23:12.260
like Vixy apparently only does it on CS 2 like in CS if like someone drops a

04:23:12.260 --> 04:23:15.060
gun and wants a knife fight he will like pull his gun out and she's gonna be

04:23:15.060 --> 04:23:17.060
So he's like

04:23:32.420 --> 04:23:35.100
Looks like one team is just gonna sweep and then this happens

04:23:37.260 --> 04:23:40.580
It's a lot of like momentum shit like

04:23:40.580 --> 04:23:44.980
You just get really confident and they have a big way now. They feel like they can get back into it

04:23:53.780 --> 04:23:55.780
And it's best of seven so there's like

04:23:58.340 --> 04:23:59.740
Squishy

04:23:59.740 --> 04:24:05.300
Has there ever been a super team because right now in CS we have a team that has a full era like they win every

04:24:10.580 --> 04:24:17.220
Dignitas, it was Turbo plus, I said it was like the GOAT, you won four worlds.

04:24:17.220 --> 04:24:22.700
Turbo, Balakanda, and KDAP, KDAP was the French guy, one of the best players as well.

04:24:22.700 --> 04:24:28.380
But that team won everything for like two years, until we beat them in the final season

04:24:28.380 --> 04:24:29.380
6.

04:24:29.380 --> 04:24:30.380
But they were, dude, yeah.

04:24:30.380 --> 04:24:35.540
We had to beat them twice, too, so my team won.

04:24:35.540 --> 04:24:41.540
So, that land was crazy, sort of crazy, because that team won the previous two World Championships.

04:24:41.540 --> 04:24:45.100
That season they didn't lose a single series the entire season, like for the whole season

04:24:45.100 --> 04:24:46.100
it was one series.

04:24:46.100 --> 04:24:49.660
They made it to the final, we had to go through lower round one all the way to the final and

04:24:49.660 --> 04:24:51.460
then win twice against them in the grand final.

04:24:51.460 --> 04:24:52.460
We beat them twice.

04:24:52.460 --> 04:24:55.300
Squishy had the field to win a World Championship, Squishy.

04:24:55.300 --> 04:25:00.300
I'm not gonna lie, that was like the 5-4 of the greatest moment of my life outside of

04:25:00.300 --> 04:25:02.260
like meeting my wife and stuff.

04:25:02.260 --> 04:25:08.020
That was like in my mind. It's like it's just like a I don't know like a blur

04:25:08.020 --> 04:25:12.020
I remember my head felt all fuzzy did the crowd was doing that shit where they bowed down. They're like squished

04:25:17.060 --> 04:25:19.620
Cuz that's something that's like what you dream of right, I don't know

04:25:23.140 --> 04:25:26.820
But squishy like I even the whole night after like in the hotel

04:25:26.820 --> 04:25:31.120
We just buzzing the whole night, bro, like everything dude the flight home. I was like in infill real

04:25:31.120 --> 04:25:33.120
I don't know

04:25:33.640 --> 04:25:38.680
No, I would not sleep I had like a permanent adrenaline like yes, bro

04:25:38.680 --> 04:25:41.840
Yeah, like I don't even explain it you probably had the same thing for the side of the match bro

04:25:41.840 --> 04:25:47.840
Yeah similar bro, so that's kind of like obviously what I did is nowhere near as difficult as what you did

04:25:47.840 --> 04:25:53.160
But like after the cyber match where I actually like had a really hard time sleeping because I was just so happy the whole night

04:25:53.160 --> 04:25:56.760
Yeah, you're so is exactly your body's just like holy fuck. That's so cool

04:25:57.720 --> 04:25:59.720
Congrats, bro. Not a lot of people can say they want to work

04:26:01.120 --> 04:26:03.120
Thank you

04:26:16.640 --> 04:26:18.640
Like

04:26:31.120 --> 04:26:33.120
By the way, that was a what? A 10 second goal.

04:26:34.120 --> 04:26:36.120
Yeah, I don't know what happened. They're back.

04:26:39.120 --> 04:26:44.120
Yeah, only if you had watched that party, the one that I won, you would have said that shit was scripted like crazy.

04:26:44.120 --> 04:26:47.120
Like, our wins, our way to win that was insane.

04:26:47.120 --> 04:26:51.120
And I was like a fan favorite player and like, no one respected us to win the tournament.

04:26:51.120 --> 04:26:52.120
I already won on that.

04:26:52.120 --> 04:26:54.120
You said you have to beat them twice. What do you mean by that?

04:26:54.120 --> 04:26:57.120
Twice in the finals, because it was a double elimination bracket.

04:26:57.120 --> 04:27:00.120
So, we dropped the lower bracket, and the first round, we lost first round.

04:27:00.120 --> 04:27:04.400
to the team that ended up finishing third in that event so we had to win eight

04:27:04.400 --> 04:27:08.800
series straight to make it to the final without losing and then the team in the

04:27:08.800 --> 04:27:12.360
final we could be twice and they hadn't lost at all so everyone instantly like I

04:27:12.360 --> 04:27:16.800
think it was like no one thought we'd win literally no one because we have to be

04:27:16.800 --> 04:27:20.640
the team that hadn't lost twice but there was a betting side and it was

04:27:20.640 --> 04:27:23.000
ridiculous odds like 99%

04:27:23.000 --> 04:27:26.840
back to back like grand final you had to beat them twice and they only had to beat you once

04:27:26.840 --> 04:27:34.280
yeah yeah exactly yo bro dude there there was a betting site 99 percent odds to lose

04:27:35.000 --> 04:27:41.080
what you guys were 99 percent to lose it was like it was ridiculous like no one thought we'd win

04:27:41.080 --> 04:27:43.080
I

04:27:47.200 --> 04:27:49.900
Because they weren't losing to anyone nobody in the on the planet

04:28:05.560 --> 04:28:09.940
Yeah, that's a lot of circumstances of it cuz like if I won if I won by just like

04:28:09.940 --> 04:28:14.200
easily winning like because if you win without losing a single series it's four

04:28:14.200 --> 04:28:17.660
wins either five wins to win the whole tournament and I would just do that

04:28:17.660 --> 04:28:22.380
oh my god what a shot fuck but you're off oh my god

04:28:22.380 --> 04:28:29.740
bro yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

04:28:29.740 --> 04:28:32.620
you know what he does really well too when they have a lead you could see him

04:28:32.620 --> 04:28:36.260
like calming them down like don't go for a goal like yeah play our lead in a

04:28:36.260 --> 04:28:38.280
play smart but that's a win you

04:28:38.280 --> 04:28:39.860
stuff

04:28:39.860 --> 04:28:42.540
but he's never won a world she just won

04:28:42.540 --> 04:28:43.260
major

04:28:43.260 --> 04:28:44.700
never won a world that's everyone's

04:28:44.700 --> 04:28:47.780
facing like four I think

04:28:47.780 --> 04:28:50.900
he's like a major like merchant

04:28:50.900 --> 04:28:55.140
maybe three maybe three and then two

04:28:55.140 --> 04:28:58.060
other like

04:28:58.060 --> 04:29:01.060
I love this castle. I know.

04:29:01.060 --> 04:29:03.060
Rule one. No. Hey. Hey.

04:29:03.060 --> 04:29:05.060
That was the last question.

04:29:05.060 --> 04:29:07.060
That was rule one.

04:29:07.060 --> 04:29:09.060
Karma. Karma. Karma.

04:29:09.060 --> 04:29:13.060
That was rule one. I swear to God.

04:29:13.060 --> 04:29:14.060
Yeah, that was right.

04:29:14.060 --> 04:29:15.060
Who did that?

04:29:15.060 --> 04:29:18.060
Who broke it? Who broke it?

04:29:18.060 --> 04:29:19.060
Who was it? Who was it, though?

04:29:19.060 --> 04:29:21.060
Who broke it? I don't know who broke it.

04:29:21.060 --> 04:29:22.060
I didn't see.

04:29:22.060 --> 04:29:24.060
Bro, Balaji, that looked like it.

04:29:24.060 --> 04:29:25.060
I thought we'd have to check the tapes.

04:29:25.060 --> 04:29:27.060
Someone said they went off.

04:29:27.060 --> 04:29:32.060
My chat said it wasn't. Someone said they weren't locked. They weren't locked. I don't know. I didn't see.

04:29:32.060 --> 04:29:37.060
My chat, it was closed, no? We checked how I was pushing later. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:29:37.060 --> 04:29:39.060
Okay, high-five said it wasn't.

04:29:39.060 --> 04:29:42.060
Ah, what's it locked with chat? Do it in replay after. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:29:42.060 --> 04:29:49.060
Yeah, I was... Okay, I'll try, I'll try. They changed how Backus mod works. It's harder for me to just take some replay after, yeah.

04:29:49.060 --> 04:29:54.060
You know the anti-cheat shit that they added? It kind of made it so Backus modder is like part of the run now.

04:29:54.060 --> 04:29:56.060
Chai's saying.

04:29:56.260 --> 04:29:59.100
Cuz I'm injecting something technically. No Muda.

04:30:02.140 --> 04:30:06.940
Chai didn't say Wulahi, it was rule one. I said Wulahi that looked like rule one.

04:30:06.940 --> 04:30:10.920
No, but listen, everything else he said is true. If that was rule one and he broke it, they deserve to get caught on.

04:30:10.920 --> 04:30:12.920
Simple as that.

04:30:14.580 --> 04:30:16.580
We don't make the rules. We just follow them.

04:30:17.860 --> 04:30:21.920
Bro, if somebody breaks rule one in Grand Finals, that would actually be crazy.

04:30:21.920 --> 04:30:29.920
that'd be insane and if they honor it oh my god that'd be so big if they honor rule one in grand finals like game 7

04:30:29.920 --> 04:30:34.920
which you can imagine yeah I've never happened

04:30:34.920 --> 04:30:39.200
imagine this game 7 grand finals and they're stuck in rule one it's like

04:30:39.200 --> 04:30:43.440
But you're a monkey move in the last minute and it's like to do cinema

04:30:44.360 --> 04:30:46.360
That'd be top 10

04:30:50.960 --> 04:30:56.520
I'm gonna go stop stop new post on it

04:31:03.680 --> 04:31:05.680
Maybe this is scripted

04:31:09.200 --> 04:31:11.520
Let it be scripted please! Bang! No!

04:31:13.440 --> 04:31:14.240
Ten seconds!

04:31:15.680 --> 04:31:18.400
It doesn't look good if it's twisted!

04:31:19.120 --> 04:31:20.080
It doesn't look good!

04:31:20.800 --> 04:31:21.680
It's on your side!

04:31:21.680 --> 04:31:22.880
Wait! Wait!

04:31:23.920 --> 04:31:24.560
Four!

04:31:25.040 --> 04:31:26.640
Ground squishy talk to me please!

04:31:26.640 --> 04:31:27.360
No!

04:31:27.360 --> 04:31:28.560
It's over, it's over!

04:31:28.560 --> 04:31:29.680
Tasty, this is the ground hit!

04:31:29.680 --> 04:31:30.160
Damn!

04:31:32.400 --> 04:31:33.280
Listen, listen.

04:31:33.280 --> 04:31:34.320
Lots of series?

04:31:34.320 --> 04:31:35.760
3-1, 3-1, what happened?

04:31:35.760 --> 04:31:36.800
Game seven, game seven.

04:31:36.800 --> 04:31:37.520
Yeah, true.

04:31:37.520 --> 04:31:38.160
Game seven.

04:31:38.160 --> 04:31:44.360
Well check game 7 game 7. It's not a big break

04:31:54.040 --> 04:31:59.080
Weren't they up in that game? They were yes, we had a 10 second goal, bro. Oh

04:32:01.080 --> 04:32:03.440
Yeah, only what happened with the souvenirs on CS

04:32:03.440 --> 04:32:04.440
What happened?

04:32:04.440 --> 04:32:09.960
They enabled trade-ups for souvenirs, and now you can turn any weapon into a souvenir.

04:32:09.960 --> 04:32:10.960
It's full-chopped.

04:32:10.960 --> 04:32:14.600
Does it keep your stickers or no?

04:32:14.600 --> 04:32:17.240
If you change the souvenir, does it change all your stickers?

04:32:17.240 --> 04:32:19.280
Like it removes your stickers or how does it work?

04:32:19.280 --> 04:32:23.240
You select a game from the major, and then you pay a price, depending on the relative

04:32:23.240 --> 04:32:26.680
that you want to turn into a souvenir, and then you pay the price and turn into a souvenir

04:32:26.680 --> 04:32:27.680
off that ground.

04:32:27.680 --> 04:32:31.240
So you lose whatever stickers are on there currently?

04:32:31.240 --> 04:32:35.740
Yeah, but most like you can just take your amp for howl and turn into a swan here

04:32:35.740 --> 04:32:36.740
That's what I'm saying

04:32:36.740 --> 04:32:38.740
I see what you're saying

04:32:38.740 --> 04:32:41.740
Oh, you can't get vanilla dragon law and turn into a swan here like it's GG

04:32:41.740 --> 04:32:45.740
No, because I have a wild lotus and I wanted to do it, but I have just like rocks on it

04:32:45.740 --> 04:32:48.240
We might all have to just accept it soon enough

04:32:48.240 --> 04:32:50.240
Yeah, no, then you're the warmer to the world

04:32:50.240 --> 04:32:52.740
So does that tank your dragon law?

04:32:52.740 --> 04:32:53.740
The price?

04:32:53.740 --> 04:32:54.740
Yeah

04:32:54.740 --> 04:32:58.740
I just told you that we have...

04:32:58.740 --> 04:33:00.240
You can turn any weapon into a fucking swan

04:33:00.240 --> 04:33:02.240
I just told you the dragon on this

04:33:02.240 --> 04:33:04.240
But do you have the OG stickers from the old one?

04:33:04.240 --> 04:33:06.240
Yo yo bro bro

04:33:06.240 --> 04:33:08.240
Yes it tanks bro

04:33:08.240 --> 04:33:10.240
A lot

04:33:10.240 --> 04:33:12.240
But don't you

04:33:12.240 --> 04:33:14.240
It went from 50k that I spent

04:33:14.240 --> 04:33:16.240
To 6k bro

04:33:16.240 --> 04:33:18.240
What?

04:33:18.240 --> 04:33:20.240
To 6? 6?

04:33:20.240 --> 04:33:22.240
Yes

04:33:22.240 --> 04:33:24.240
No no man

04:33:24.240 --> 04:33:26.240
Wait but don't you have the OG stickers?

04:33:26.240 --> 04:33:28.240
Is it not matter?

04:33:28.240 --> 04:33:33.480
Wow, wow bro minus 45

04:33:41.920 --> 04:33:43.920
I wonder why they did that

04:33:50.160 --> 04:33:52.160
So should I just sell everything I have

04:33:58.240 --> 04:34:00.240
I want to sell first.

04:34:00.240 --> 04:34:02.240
I don't know.

04:34:02.240 --> 04:34:04.240
Actually, let me know.

04:34:04.240 --> 04:34:06.240
Actually, do you have any if you do celebrate?

04:34:06.240 --> 04:34:08.240
I'm actually scared.

04:34:08.240 --> 04:34:10.240
I have 50k.

04:34:10.240 --> 04:34:12.240
The biggest problem is

04:34:12.240 --> 04:34:14.240
people acting like you.

04:34:14.240 --> 04:34:16.240
Now I'm scared.

04:34:16.240 --> 04:34:18.240
They just fuck the market.

04:34:18.240 --> 04:34:20.240
Should I sell? Should I not?

04:34:20.240 --> 04:34:22.240
They panic everyone out.

04:34:22.240 --> 04:34:24.240
Yeah, yeah.

04:34:24.240 --> 04:34:26.240
Last time I made a 10 second go.

04:34:26.240 --> 04:34:29.240
and go with 90 seconds.

04:34:29.240 --> 04:34:30.240
Hmm.

04:34:30.240 --> 04:34:31.240
What?

04:34:31.240 --> 04:34:35.240
Give us map 7.

04:34:35.240 --> 04:34:37.240
Carmine Corp wins this.

04:34:37.240 --> 04:34:38.240
It is GG.

04:34:38.240 --> 04:34:39.240
They lift it.

04:34:39.240 --> 04:34:40.240
Oh, back in the perfect time.

04:34:40.240 --> 04:34:41.240
Yeah, it's back.

04:34:41.240 --> 04:34:42.240
Welcome back, G.

04:34:42.240 --> 04:34:43.240
Let's go.

04:34:43.240 --> 04:34:44.240
Here we go.

04:34:44.240 --> 04:34:45.240
This is championship point.

04:34:45.240 --> 04:34:47.240
Here we go, guys.

04:34:47.240 --> 04:34:49.240
Come on.

04:34:49.240 --> 04:34:51.240
One, two, three.

04:34:51.240 --> 04:34:55.240
Carmine Corp trying to prove the best team in the world right now.

04:34:55.240 --> 04:34:57.240
Here we go

04:35:14.080 --> 04:35:16.080
That is unlucky right like that

04:35:16.720 --> 04:35:18.720
Yeah, but you're just trying to win

04:35:20.400 --> 04:35:23.600
So I guess you're gonna win the ball and yeah, yeah

04:35:25.240 --> 04:35:27.240
Imagine how you feel right now, bro.

04:35:27.240 --> 04:35:29.240
That is so unlucky, man.

04:35:29.240 --> 04:35:33.240
No, that's so sad for twisted mind players.

04:35:36.240 --> 04:35:40.240
Bro, imagine training and then that just like for three months and then that happens.

04:35:40.240 --> 04:35:41.240
Yeah, sure.

04:35:41.240 --> 04:35:43.240
Nothing you can do about that.

04:35:43.240 --> 04:35:45.240
Sometimes it does play the universe.

04:35:45.240 --> 04:35:48.240
That wall was coming in on us.

04:35:48.240 --> 04:35:50.240
Oh my god.

04:35:50.240 --> 04:35:52.240
Bro.

04:35:52.240 --> 04:35:53.240
No no no.

04:35:53.240 --> 04:35:56.240
The pros in Rocket League are so satisfying to watch, dude.

04:35:56.240 --> 04:35:57.240
They're so fast.

04:35:57.240 --> 04:35:59.240
Get it out, get it out, get it out.

04:35:59.240 --> 04:36:01.240
The answer is just taking his time.

04:36:01.240 --> 04:36:04.240
I'm down again. Every 50 is going KC's life.

04:36:04.240 --> 04:36:05.240
My head's gone.

04:36:05.240 --> 04:36:06.240
That was so fast.

04:36:06.240 --> 04:36:07.240
Come on, baby.

04:36:07.240 --> 04:36:08.240
Come on, baby.

04:36:08.240 --> 04:36:09.240
Come on, baby.

04:36:09.240 --> 04:36:10.240
Nice!

04:36:10.240 --> 04:36:11.240
That was insane.

04:36:11.240 --> 04:36:13.240
Again, look, you just go for the bump.

04:36:13.240 --> 04:36:15.240
Like you're the head for the bump.

04:36:15.240 --> 04:36:16.240
Yeah?

04:36:16.240 --> 04:36:17.240
Yeah.

04:36:17.240 --> 04:36:18.240
So you can't do anything.

04:36:18.240 --> 04:36:19.240
Like one guy with the bump,

04:36:19.240 --> 04:36:20.240
one guy's not like...

04:36:20.240 --> 04:36:27.880
bro okay this is all sweet you said sweet what said it again you said out of

04:36:27.880 --> 04:36:35.560
in sweet oh no I mean like old like old man like I tell we just use it I don't

04:36:35.560 --> 04:36:41.200
know it's like oh dude slash bro

04:36:41.200 --> 04:36:43.200
Yeah

04:36:46.640 --> 04:36:49.200
Okay, I'm stealing that bro stealing all your ling up

04:36:53.840 --> 04:36:56.800
No, but oh, yeah, I'm sorry bro. You're just like all the things

04:36:59.960 --> 04:37:02.880
Like shy says my favorite thing I've ever learned in my life

04:37:11.200 --> 04:37:19.200
I can't believe people think this is the hardest game, I think this is the hardest game mechanically man, I'm not gonna lie.

04:37:19.200 --> 04:37:21.200
Yeah, mechanically, yes.

04:37:21.200 --> 04:37:26.200
But I think Lee might be the hardest game strategically and mechanically, because Lee's both.

04:37:26.200 --> 04:37:28.200
Yeah, Lee's both.

04:37:28.200 --> 04:37:31.200
You can rock and lead low key.

04:37:38.200 --> 04:37:40.200
Oh my god!

04:37:40.200 --> 04:37:42.200
That would have been the end.

04:38:01.200 --> 04:38:03.200
Oh no, you know about pinches already?

04:38:06.200 --> 04:38:08.200
Yeah, yeah, ground pinch, ground pinch.

04:38:10.200 --> 04:38:12.200
Oh

04:38:15.600 --> 04:38:17.600
Oh my god

04:38:17.600 --> 04:38:21.600
What a thing but these cats are good, bro. This is this is roughly guy catching right now

04:38:23.240 --> 04:38:25.240
Yeah

04:38:40.200 --> 04:38:42.200
It's over

04:38:54.360 --> 04:38:56.760
These castles are really really good

04:39:10.200 --> 04:39:12.200
trying to clear it there's nobody around

04:39:12.200 --> 04:39:13.200
look human

04:39:13.200 --> 04:39:14.200
oh please

04:39:14.200 --> 04:39:15.200
that's why

04:39:15.200 --> 04:39:16.200
we missed

04:39:16.200 --> 04:39:17.200
in the whole

04:39:17.200 --> 04:39:18.200
he had crossed form

04:39:18.200 --> 04:39:19.200
no no no no

04:39:19.200 --> 04:39:20.200
please back to back

04:39:20.200 --> 04:39:22.200
he's offside me I'm my chupi and I collect

04:39:22.200 --> 04:39:23.200
and also

04:39:23.200 --> 04:39:24.200
he takes it up

04:39:24.200 --> 04:39:26.200
no early pre-jump from KC

04:39:26.200 --> 04:39:27.200
if you find the box

04:39:27.200 --> 04:39:28.200
oh no

04:39:28.200 --> 04:39:29.200
juicy

04:39:29.200 --> 04:39:30.200
and you're tiered with the demo

04:39:30.200 --> 04:39:31.200
KC are out

04:39:31.200 --> 04:39:32.200
juicy

04:39:32.200 --> 04:39:33.200
and I'm not even

04:39:33.200 --> 04:39:34.200
sharing

04:39:34.200 --> 04:39:35.200
it's among human

04:39:35.200 --> 04:39:36.200
not the best first such man

04:39:36.200 --> 04:39:37.200
it's just got such a

04:39:37.200 --> 04:39:38.200
we need another man

04:39:38.200 --> 04:39:39.200
despite

04:39:39.200 --> 04:39:41.200
What the hell is he doing?

04:39:47.920 --> 04:39:48.920
No, Demo?

04:39:48.920 --> 04:39:49.920
No, I'm not.

04:39:50.720 --> 04:39:51.720
That's the problem.

04:39:56.880 --> 04:39:58.880
I'm not, I'm not looking for her.

04:39:58.880 --> 04:39:59.880
Ha, ha!

04:39:59.880 --> 04:40:01.880
They're close, they're close.

04:40:03.000 --> 04:40:04.000
No, no!

04:40:04.280 --> 04:40:05.280
Wait!

04:40:05.280 --> 04:40:06.280
Oh my god.

04:40:06.280 --> 04:40:09.520
I thought that was gonna have a velocity on him to go

04:40:10.280 --> 04:40:12.280
Yeah, I twisted him all the choreo now

04:40:12.280 --> 04:40:14.280
As long as they stay here though, this way

04:40:14.280 --> 04:40:15.280
No, no!

04:40:18.280 --> 04:40:20.280
Okay, he's got out, okay he's got out

04:40:24.280 --> 04:40:26.280
No, that's game

04:40:29.280 --> 04:40:31.280
No, Squishy! Squishy!

04:40:36.280 --> 04:40:40.020
to attack. Is it their time in the sun? They're in Paris under the

04:40:40.020 --> 04:40:42.180
Oswald town minute forty-five going in on your time.

04:40:42.180 --> 04:40:53.620
Oh, no. Wait. Oh, my god. It's a lot of

04:41:23.620 --> 04:41:25.620
Relays his jersey

04:41:35.380 --> 04:41:37.380
No one has loose back here

04:41:37.380 --> 04:41:37.880
Bro

04:41:39.880 --> 04:41:40.880
Oh my god

04:41:42.380 --> 04:41:42.880
Oh my god

04:41:42.880 --> 04:41:43.380
Oh my god

04:41:43.380 --> 04:41:43.880
Oh my god

04:41:43.880 --> 04:41:44.880
Holy messes

04:41:46.380 --> 04:41:47.880
That is so hard to do bro

04:41:48.880 --> 04:41:49.880
That looks hard

04:41:49.880 --> 04:41:50.880
Yes bro

04:41:52.880 --> 04:41:53.880
I can try that a thousand times

04:41:53.880 --> 04:41:54.880
But what if he will do it one time

04:41:56.880 --> 04:41:57.880
Please please please

04:41:57.880 --> 04:41:59.380
I don't have an arena

04:42:00.380 --> 04:42:02.380
With the demo of Devil's on the corner GG

04:42:03.380 --> 04:42:03.880
Yeah

04:42:04.380 --> 04:42:04.880
Dude

04:42:05.880 --> 04:42:06.880
I don't think you can put it out though

04:42:06.880 --> 04:42:10.880
Like, they still got stuck like three different times and they find out what's out of the time.

04:42:10.880 --> 04:42:11.880
You can ask.

04:42:11.880 --> 04:42:12.880
I don't know.

04:42:12.880 --> 04:42:13.880
I don't even know, man.

04:42:15.880 --> 04:42:16.880
Wait, wait, wait!

04:42:16.880 --> 04:42:17.880
Oh, man!

04:42:17.880 --> 04:42:18.880
Oh, man!

04:42:18.880 --> 04:42:19.880
Again!

04:42:19.880 --> 04:42:20.880
Our tower's missed two open nets.

04:42:20.880 --> 04:42:21.880
Wait!

04:42:21.880 --> 04:42:22.880
Oh, my God!

04:42:26.880 --> 04:42:27.880
Monkey.

04:42:28.880 --> 04:42:29.880
Come on.

04:42:30.880 --> 04:42:31.880
Get into the side.

04:43:01.880 --> 04:43:05.880
It's so satisfying when they fly like cats.

04:43:05.880 --> 04:43:09.880
It's so satisfying.

04:43:09.880 --> 04:43:13.880
Oh my god.

04:43:13.880 --> 04:43:17.880
Oh my god.

04:43:17.880 --> 04:43:21.880
Oh my god.

04:43:21.880 --> 04:43:25.880
Oh my god.

04:43:25.880 --> 04:43:29.880
Wait.

04:43:29.880 --> 04:43:31.880
Oh my god

04:43:41.240 --> 04:43:43.240
I'm gonna do

04:43:59.880 --> 04:44:02.220
That's a cat that's great discipline for Casey

04:44:12.720 --> 04:44:15.440
Five-minute OT guys. Oh my god

04:44:24.600 --> 04:44:26.600
That's the best team in the world

04:44:56.600 --> 04:45:01.880
championship and it took four attempts. No one else has got three, he's got four, no one else has

04:45:01.880 --> 04:45:11.720
got three. Wait, he has four major championships? That major became a thing? Five years ago? No,

04:45:11.720 --> 04:45:20.040
of course, sorry, four years ago. No one else in the world has three major championships and

04:45:20.040 --> 04:45:21.840
and but you're as well they can

04:45:21.840 --> 04:45:23.880
it's a grand final they played

04:45:23.880 --> 04:45:25.400
all day with the gift and I love

04:45:25.400 --> 04:45:25.800
you on it.

04:45:25.800 --> 04:45:27.120
You know that mean as follow

04:45:27.240 --> 04:45:28.560
yo guys thanks guys for watching

04:45:28.560 --> 04:45:29.400
with me and I was fun.

04:45:29.440 --> 04:45:30.400
It's going to be here to be

04:45:30.400 --> 04:45:30.640
here.

04:45:30.640 --> 04:45:31.680
And hopefully I thank you.

04:45:31.680 --> 04:45:33.200
It had to be out of the way.

04:45:33.200 --> 04:45:34.880
Now he missed multiple chances

04:45:34.880 --> 04:45:36.080
not repeat world.

04:45:37.080 --> 04:45:38.880
Wish you met seven of the last

04:45:38.920 --> 04:45:40.680
nine win his world.

04:45:40.720 --> 04:45:42.000
Was she in two months?

04:45:42.040 --> 04:45:43.080
One month, three months.

04:45:43.120 --> 04:45:43.920
World's in September,

04:45:43.920 --> 04:45:44.360
September.

04:45:44.360 --> 04:45:44.720
Yeah.

04:45:44.880 --> 04:45:45.640
What did you say on it?

04:45:46.640 --> 04:45:48.240
You said map seven on the last

04:45:48.240 --> 04:45:49.560
I was so I know

04:45:49.560 --> 04:45:55.080
I know I'm so sorry bro. I'm so sorry. I like they say I didn't realize they play that good, bro

04:45:55.880 --> 04:45:57.880
this was cinema

04:45:58.200 --> 04:46:03.840
Thank you for the fucking one I guess we're out guys. It was fun watching with job boys man. Thanks. It was a pleasure

04:46:03.840 --> 04:46:08.780
Oh, yes, sir. TGs bro. Oh, I was gonna watch worlds. We have to watch worlds. I'm not gonna laugh

04:46:09.120 --> 04:46:12.440
I'm down. I'm not legends words. I rock it. It's rockin. You have a words

04:46:12.440 --> 04:46:14.440
Rockety-rockety, September, September.

04:46:14.440 --> 04:46:16.440
I see.

04:46:16.440 --> 04:46:18.440
This is one few in the whole world.

04:46:18.440 --> 04:46:20.440
Yeah, it's still bangin', but still one few below world.

04:46:20.440 --> 04:46:22.440
Words is bigger than this?

04:46:22.440 --> 04:46:24.440
Yeah, oh god, yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:46:24.440 --> 04:46:26.440
What is the biggest thing? September, September.

04:46:26.440 --> 04:46:28.440
September.

04:46:28.440 --> 04:46:30.440
Where, where, where?

04:46:30.440 --> 04:46:32.440
Dallas.

04:46:32.440 --> 04:46:34.440
What?

04:46:34.440 --> 04:46:36.440
Honestly, I don't know, that's not me.

04:46:36.440 --> 04:46:38.440
Loki should be in France again, I'm not gonna lie.

04:46:38.440 --> 04:46:40.440
Do it in like Marside or something.

04:46:40.440 --> 04:46:42.440
200 more side

04:46:44.280 --> 04:46:46.280
History bro, suck

04:46:46.840 --> 04:46:52.640
Good for them, bro. It was a pleasure. Thank you guys so much for watching. Yes, sir man. I want to see your you have to link me that you're

04:46:53.720 --> 04:46:59.680
Your double grand final. I want to see that. Okay. Yeah, I can link it. All right boys

04:46:59.680 --> 04:47:03.600
You did have a head out man. I'm gonna have one of the greatest e-sports moments like that sounds fucking insane, bro

04:47:04.000 --> 04:47:06.000
Yeah, Jinxie later, bro. Yes, sir

04:47:06.000 --> 04:47:11.000
I love you guys. Love you guys.

04:47:11.000 --> 04:47:14.000
Chat this game is a nil nil bro.

04:47:14.000 --> 04:47:21.000
I just want to say bro Rocket League is like bro for eSports it's so bro it is so high.

04:47:21.000 --> 04:47:23.000
Oh my god.

04:47:23.000 --> 04:47:27.000
Like it is just so it is so good for eSports literally literally man.

04:47:27.000 --> 04:47:29.000
All right chat lock in bro.

04:47:29.000 --> 04:47:31.000
Bro, Jin just playing mini-minimintor's

04:47:32.000 --> 04:47:34.000
Come on, come on

04:47:34.760 --> 04:47:40.840
Run predictions the game just fucking started. Let's fucking go bro. You guys told me Ryan Cherokee is playing

04:47:40.840 --> 04:47:43.640
He better be playing motherfuckers. Where is he?

04:47:43.640 --> 04:47:47.040
He said to me, but he's spent a little bit of time on the right. Give it away, yeah, guys

04:47:48.520 --> 04:47:49.520
No shots.

04:47:49.520 --> 04:47:50.520
If you bring it back

04:47:50.520 --> 04:47:52.520
Oh no, offside.

04:47:52.520 --> 04:47:54.520
Dude, chat

04:47:54.520 --> 04:47:58.080
He's not playing. So, so chat. Why the fuck?

04:47:58.080 --> 04:48:03.840
what the actual fuck did you guys tell me oh my god this in PSG stadium wait wait

04:48:03.840 --> 04:48:10.780
the Sidemen have this much fucking motion they played in Wembley two fucking

04:48:10.780 --> 04:48:15.060
months ago chat two months ago two months later they're in PSG stadium the

04:48:15.060 --> 04:48:18.260
Sidemen have so much fucking motion it is insane

04:48:18.260 --> 04:48:22.460
We're gonna be under the baddest shit some all yeah, we need a bit of boss star

04:48:33.740 --> 04:48:39.180
It's not the sideman what's to be amazed I mean organize it what

04:48:42.380 --> 04:48:44.380
Organize it

04:48:48.260 --> 04:49:11.180
I mean has 500,000 viewers on twitch say what lahi bro say what lahi

04:49:11.180 --> 04:49:13.380
What!

04:49:13.380 --> 04:49:14.800
He's the keeper?

04:49:14.800 --> 04:49:15.840
What?

04:49:15.840 --> 04:49:16.840
What?

04:49:16.840 --> 04:49:22.020
Of course they are the man of the pack with the headband on.

04:49:22.020 --> 04:49:23.360
Who is the keeper?

04:49:23.360 --> 04:49:24.360
What?

04:49:24.360 --> 04:49:32.640
The keeper, he was in the dressing room in the dressing room.

04:49:32.640 --> 04:49:34.640
What?

04:49:34.640 --> 04:49:36.640
Cross there, then out of the back with a headband on.

04:49:38.640 --> 04:49:40.640
Who's the keeper?

04:49:40.640 --> 04:49:42.640
The keeper, goes for the lead.

04:49:42.640 --> 04:49:45.640
You'll see. 2.29 million subscribers on YouTube.

04:49:45.640 --> 04:49:48.640
He does the hidden camera prank.

04:49:48.640 --> 04:49:50.640
He does some boxing fights as well.

04:49:50.640 --> 04:49:53.640
He also does some magic tricks and play in the harmonica.

04:49:53.640 --> 04:49:55.640
Wow, does it all?

04:49:55.640 --> 04:49:56.640
SP2!

04:49:56.640 --> 04:49:58.640
SP2!

04:49:58.640 --> 04:50:00.640
Take a cloud off to get it into Josh.

04:50:00.640 --> 04:50:04.780
We'll take it now. So chat who is sv2. What does he do?

04:50:05.560 --> 04:50:09.600
Bro, I'm gonna say this already this game is way more competitive than the charity match

04:50:09.920 --> 04:50:14.600
At least I've been to a match this game actually looks higher like like higher competitive feet. He's quite tall

04:50:14.600 --> 04:50:16.920
He's a big lad. He looks like he's gonna leave on him

04:50:20.200 --> 04:50:25.200
Yo, I don't know I'm ice. Whoa. Oh, that's all. What's this a ginger?

04:50:30.640 --> 04:50:32.640
here we go

04:50:32.640 --> 04:50:34.640
corner so i'm gonna take it

04:50:34.640 --> 04:50:36.640
jins get a go the silence is crowd

04:50:36.640 --> 04:50:38.640
jins jins jins

04:50:38.640 --> 04:50:40.640
no bro jins has that head on fucking

04:50:40.640 --> 04:50:42.640
that's his specialty

04:50:42.640 --> 04:50:44.640
that's jins specialty man

04:50:44.640 --> 04:50:46.640
french there

04:50:46.640 --> 04:50:48.640
and a man may be trying a bit too much

04:50:48.640 --> 04:50:50.640
up against

04:50:50.640 --> 04:50:52.640
crossing

04:50:52.640 --> 04:50:54.640
i mean

04:50:54.640 --> 04:50:56.640
makes himself a nuisance

04:50:56.640 --> 04:50:58.640
okay so chat

04:50:58.640 --> 04:51:06.640
Jay made you play simple mate. Play simple pass. Oh my god. Get him off. Get him off.

04:51:06.640 --> 04:51:17.640
Road to saw. Road to saw. Road to saw. Change. Chas DM.

04:51:17.640 --> 04:51:22.640
So this is actually our first time watching a live football match together chat. This is fun.

04:51:22.640 --> 04:51:26.640
Bro, imagine we could watch like Premier League games live and Champions League games live.

04:51:26.640 --> 04:51:31.640
game. 89% of the chat is saying

04:51:31.640 --> 04:51:33.640
get Chris and Theo on the pitch

04:51:33.640 --> 04:51:36.640
right now. Yeah. Don't forget

04:51:36.640 --> 04:51:40.640
money by the way. Bro. If

04:51:40.640 --> 04:51:42.640
Chris and Theo get on to these

04:51:42.640 --> 04:51:44.640
these. I'm gonna see big

04:51:44.640 --> 04:51:46.640
channel pitch. Is that

04:51:46.640 --> 04:51:48.640
another big switch it takes on

04:51:48.640 --> 04:51:50.640
the first place. Where is that

04:51:50.640 --> 04:51:52.640
pace? Who is that? Who is oh

04:51:52.640 --> 04:51:54.640
bad ball control nine bad

04:51:54.640 --> 04:52:00.520
brilliant interception well won he said leave it what did I make what did I

04:52:00.520 --> 04:52:07.840
miss what did I miss why did I just miss

04:52:07.840 --> 04:52:13.360
Francis winning Francis minute winning that means one thing put in Chris MD

04:52:13.360 --> 04:52:16.920
put in Theo Baker GG endgame

04:52:16.920 --> 04:52:26.920
Mr. Aura himself, Chris MD. Put in Chris MD. Put in Chris MD.

04:52:26.920 --> 04:52:37.320
Wait, they have many still. Say Wallahi, they have many in the bench. Say Wallahi, they

04:52:37.320 --> 04:52:40.720
have many in the bench, Chris MD in the bench, and Theo Baker in the bench. They're inting

04:52:40.720 --> 04:52:42.720
the fucking game what the fuck is this

04:52:42.720 --> 04:52:44.720
they're into the game

04:52:49.720 --> 04:52:51.720
they're into the game

04:52:57.720 --> 04:53:00.720
okay he hit that with his ankle or not can ride that was kinda lucky

04:53:01.720 --> 04:53:04.720
Jenny hit that with his ankle i'm not gonna ride that was lucky

04:53:06.720 --> 04:53:08.720
that was fucking lucky i'm not gonna ride

04:53:10.720 --> 04:53:13.720
I'm a 23 for England, which is, uh...

04:53:15.720 --> 04:53:16.720
Who's Cole?

04:53:17.720 --> 04:53:18.720
Chad, who's Cole?

04:53:18.720 --> 04:53:20.720
Is that Ashley Cole's brother?

04:53:20.720 --> 04:53:22.720
Ashley Cole's brother!

04:53:22.720 --> 04:53:24.720
Chad, who is that?

04:53:26.720 --> 04:53:28.720
Ashley Cole's brother!

04:53:29.720 --> 04:53:31.720
Nellis and J.M.A. still on.

04:53:31.720 --> 04:53:35.720
If you're the French right now, you don't know who Collandison is.

04:53:35.720 --> 04:53:37.720
You're intimidated right now. Look at the size of him.

04:53:37.720 --> 04:53:48.840
guys I'm not behind I click the live button relax I'm not behind shut up

04:53:48.840 --> 04:53:56.720
John he's the king of shorts not friggin a plane of me oh my god it's the

04:54:26.720 --> 04:54:29.440
So close. Who did that to them, Tobi?

04:54:30.880 --> 04:54:35.040
It's a lovely little bit of skill. You know what this is? A big difference between these games and never-games.

04:54:35.040 --> 04:54:38.560
In other games, Tobi probably tried to touch there, trying to share his rules around.

04:54:38.560 --> 04:54:40.160
There's no time for that now, lad.

04:54:40.720 --> 04:54:43.360
Tobi, no. Shots need to be converted.

04:54:44.240 --> 04:54:44.720
Tobi, no.

04:54:44.720 --> 04:54:48.160
They're looking around the back here. Theo Baker giving chance.

04:54:50.640 --> 04:54:51.920
They look comfortable, the French.

04:55:21.920 --> 04:55:25.920
Right, Josh, settle. Can you find Toby? Can you find Toby?

04:55:25.920 --> 04:55:27.920
He's in acres.

04:55:28.920 --> 04:55:31.920
Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo.

04:55:31.920 --> 04:55:34.920
Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby!

04:55:39.920 --> 04:55:40.920
He'll be so good.

04:55:44.920 --> 04:55:47.920
Zerka got scared. Zerka got scared.

04:55:48.920 --> 04:55:50.920
Zerka got scared, Jack.

04:55:51.920 --> 04:56:04.940
How am I speeding up a live stream we're gonna find a lot of joy

04:56:04.940 --> 04:56:06.940
We're running it down today?

04:56:06.940 --> 04:56:08.940
Of course we're running it down today.

04:56:08.940 --> 04:56:11.940
It's not a JC stream without me running it down there.

04:56:11.940 --> 04:56:13.940
He's going in England, Jersey on.

04:56:13.940 --> 04:56:15.940
It's a smooth boys, but still.

04:56:15.940 --> 04:56:17.940
And we're glad he had it by the way, we need it.

04:56:17.940 --> 04:56:20.940
And France are taking off that gold score at XTM.

04:56:20.940 --> 04:56:22.940
And that's a wrap.

04:56:22.940 --> 04:56:25.940
It's time for Chris.

04:56:25.940 --> 04:56:27.940
Chris, Chris, Chris.

04:56:27.940 --> 04:56:29.940
Chris, Chris, Chris.

04:56:29.940 --> 04:56:31.940
Chris, Chris, Chris.

04:56:31.940 --> 04:56:33.940
Chris, Chris, Chris.

04:56:33.940 --> 04:56:43.320
wait wait Chris is coming in aura

04:56:50.260 --> 04:56:56.060
aura aura aura aura aura

04:56:56.060 --> 04:56:58.060
Basically the French miss the big

04:56:59.900 --> 04:57:01.900
That is their manager

04:57:05.820 --> 04:57:10.820
Boss boss aura it's been 48 hours in a cabinet made of Lego

04:57:10.820 --> 04:57:17.820
I thought I'd throw that at you.

04:57:17.820 --> 04:57:20.820
Right guys, get your W's in the chat for Chris and Di.

04:57:20.820 --> 04:57:24.820
We know what this lab can do, but it means more tonight.

04:57:24.820 --> 04:57:26.820
His country needs him, it's time.

04:57:26.820 --> 04:57:28.820
Big John has got the agenda.

04:57:28.820 --> 04:57:30.820
Is Big John checking the chat?

04:57:30.820 --> 04:57:31.820
That's what I wanna know.

04:57:31.820 --> 04:57:32.820
I think he is.

04:57:32.820 --> 04:57:35.820
He seems one of those new modern managers.

04:57:35.820 --> 04:57:37.820
One is for him.

04:57:37.820 --> 04:57:39.820
What is the changes to the chat?

04:57:39.820 --> 04:57:43.100
Yeah, yeah, who is that? Who is that?

04:57:47.900 --> 04:57:49.900
Yes, this is MTSG Stereo.

04:57:49.900 --> 04:57:50.900
Pahh, Detali.

04:57:54.300 --> 04:57:55.300
McFly.

04:57:55.300 --> 04:57:57.300
Yeah, y'all know everybody's left.

04:57:58.620 --> 04:58:00.620
Y'all know everybody.

04:58:00.620 --> 04:58:02.620
McFly and Carlito.

04:58:09.820 --> 04:58:11.820
We uh, are these our prisoners?

04:58:13.820 --> 04:58:14.820
Chris M. Diesel!

04:58:14.820 --> 04:58:16.820
Chris M. is on four.

04:58:16.820 --> 04:58:17.820
Jumpin' at this.

04:58:17.820 --> 04:58:19.820
So now it's a tournament to just be quiet,

04:58:19.820 --> 04:58:21.820
which I enjoy, but let's get some gold.

04:58:21.820 --> 04:58:24.820
He's got plenty of giveaways when he uh,

04:58:24.820 --> 04:58:25.820
get away with it.

04:58:25.820 --> 04:58:28.820
Bro, if England is losing, they need to put in Manny.

04:58:29.820 --> 04:58:30.820
They need to put in Manny.

04:58:30.820 --> 04:58:31.820
I'm not gonna lie to that.

04:58:31.820 --> 04:58:34.820
Put in Manny, Toby, Chris M.D., Theo Baker, GD.

04:58:34.820 --> 04:58:38.820
It's like a fuckin', it's like a fuckin' champion's team.

04:58:38.820 --> 04:58:40.820
Chris Envy first contribution.

04:58:40.820 --> 04:58:42.820
Chris Envy already on the ball.

04:58:42.820 --> 04:58:44.820
Chris Envy, every time this guy...

04:58:49.820 --> 04:58:51.820
You might be jet lags, I'm not gonna lie.

04:58:53.820 --> 04:58:54.820
You might be jet lags.

04:59:08.820 --> 04:59:15.820
Great challenge from Jim Chas always.

04:59:38.820 --> 04:59:41.820
Chris, get it to Theo. Chris M.D.

04:59:41.820 --> 04:59:43.820
Neo Baker, here we go!

04:59:43.820 --> 04:59:45.820
Neo Baker, Toby, on the wing!

04:59:45.820 --> 04:59:46.820
Here we go.

04:59:46.820 --> 04:59:48.820
Simon, oh he's gone early.

04:59:48.820 --> 04:59:49.820
Toby.

04:59:49.820 --> 04:59:52.820
Shiesa, what the fuck is England doing?

04:59:52.820 --> 04:59:54.820
Come on, England!

04:59:54.820 --> 04:59:56.820
Come on, England!

04:59:56.820 --> 04:59:59.820
He's been a danger to him coming off that right side, hasn't he, Quassin?

04:59:59.820 --> 05:00:02.820
I knew he was going to be good, he's only got mine to take care of.

05:00:02.820 --> 05:00:04.820
Come on, England, what the fuck?

05:00:04.820 --> 05:00:06.820
Jet lag, jet lag, jet lag.

05:00:06.820 --> 05:00:10.420
Two thousand subs must be good. Where did they plan some of the stewards of more?

05:00:10.820 --> 05:00:12.820
shy sir

05:00:13.460 --> 05:00:15.460
Oh, that's gone out. Yeah

05:00:16.420 --> 05:00:18.420
Come on. I'm good

05:00:19.700 --> 05:00:23.060
This is looking like world cup preview of the sky side. All right

05:00:24.580 --> 05:00:25.780
In the middle

05:00:25.780 --> 05:00:27.540
Mini-mister

05:00:27.540 --> 05:00:30.660
God, he's so clean on the ball. He loves jenny. shy sir.

05:00:31.460 --> 05:00:33.460
shy is a bad tackle

05:00:34.260 --> 05:00:37.040
Well this French team is good these guys could ball

05:00:40.500 --> 05:00:42.500
This French team is good

05:01:03.460 --> 05:01:23.220
line him line him no one's coming to the ball wait I mean what who the fuck

05:01:23.220 --> 05:01:31.260
just shot that oh my god who's that that guy's a Balder that guy's a Balder

05:01:31.260 --> 05:01:33.260
What?

05:01:41.260 --> 05:01:49.260
I'm owns is the baller. I'm owns is the baller. Oh my god. I'm owns is the baller.

05:01:57.260 --> 05:01:59.260
That's a red card? Wait.

05:02:31.260 --> 05:02:33.260
Scepter is playing...

05:02:33.260 --> 05:02:35.260
Wait, what?

05:02:35.260 --> 05:02:37.260
What?

05:02:42.260 --> 05:02:44.260
Scepter is playing in the game.

05:02:44.260 --> 05:02:46.260
What?

05:02:57.260 --> 05:02:59.260
What?

05:02:59.260 --> 05:03:01.260
Skepta is in the game

05:03:12.460 --> 05:03:14.460
Bro get Vickian what the fuck

05:03:17.940 --> 05:03:21.180
But I don't know because this game looks competitive, bro

05:03:21.540 --> 05:03:25.700
You guys see Simon's tackle Simon was not playing like that in the side majority match

05:03:25.700 --> 05:03:30.340
Simon was chilling in the- yo this game looks competitive. It looks like both sides want to win.

05:03:30.340 --> 05:03:35.140
She's bearageable. You know the critics who say John Madison from Belfast so...

05:03:35.140 --> 05:03:39.220
Oh my god, look at the stadium.

05:03:39.220 --> 05:03:43.140
This is what I was worried about.

05:03:43.140 --> 05:03:44.660
Pah, that valued.

05:03:44.660 --> 05:03:47.140
I mean it just takes about 20 minutes to drop the chip.

05:03:50.340 --> 05:03:52.020
Lay out the auto-mation, this is-

05:03:52.020 --> 05:03:59.500
No, yeah shit was never sweet in the England vs. France 11 all-stars of digital stream match, bro. They're going hard

05:04:03.500 --> 05:04:08.500
Not paying attention we need to try and do is identify the French weak spots and I'm not to be a sofa

05:04:08.500 --> 05:04:11.940
I haven't seen too many no the French team is good. I

05:04:12.780 --> 05:04:14.780
Thought anyone was gonna wipe them

05:04:15.420 --> 05:04:17.420
The French team is good

05:04:22.020 --> 05:04:29.540
He's, he's put it over his head, Dan.

05:04:29.540 --> 05:04:30.540
The Obaika.

05:04:30.540 --> 05:04:31.540
The Obaika.

05:04:31.540 --> 05:04:32.540
Mini-Minter.

05:04:32.540 --> 05:04:33.540
Red Inflict.

05:04:33.540 --> 05:04:34.540
Mini-Minter.

05:04:34.540 --> 05:04:35.540
Don't rush it.

05:04:35.540 --> 05:04:36.540
What?

05:04:36.540 --> 05:04:37.540
That's a pain.

05:04:37.540 --> 05:04:38.540
That is vintage Mini-Minter.

05:04:38.540 --> 05:04:39.540
Brilliant.

05:04:39.540 --> 05:04:40.540
Tiger.

05:04:40.540 --> 05:04:41.540
Let it play off.

05:04:41.540 --> 05:04:42.540
Chris and D.

05:04:42.540 --> 05:04:43.540
Flio!

05:04:43.540 --> 05:04:44.540
Oh, Flio!

05:04:44.540 --> 05:04:45.540
No!

05:04:45.540 --> 05:04:46.540
That was...

05:04:46.540 --> 05:04:47.540
Oh, my God.

05:04:47.540 --> 05:04:48.540
That looked like Champion TV.

05:04:48.540 --> 05:04:49.540
That looked like Champion TV.

05:04:49.540 --> 05:04:51.540
That looks like champion to me.

05:04:53.540 --> 05:04:55.540
He also injured though.

05:05:01.540 --> 05:05:03.540
Bro that was like champion.

05:05:03.540 --> 05:05:05.540
Oh that looks like an earth.

05:05:05.540 --> 05:05:07.540
That looks like an injury. No.

05:05:19.540 --> 05:05:24.340
switch to Toby, the Toby cut inside across. That was lovely. Believe the books. I think

05:05:24.340 --> 05:05:27.700
there you want to put it back to Chris and me. She's on the edge of the box.

05:05:30.420 --> 05:05:37.540
Squeezy! Jack, I met this guy. He was like, why the fuck were you cheering for Zen against my D?

05:05:38.660 --> 05:05:39.220
That's him.

05:05:44.260 --> 05:05:45.780
Who else have you got on the bench?

05:05:49.540 --> 05:05:58.580
Okay, I'm not gonna lie though chat Toby did he should have just passed it to the top of the box guys

05:05:58.580 --> 05:06:00.580
He should have just passed in the top of the box

05:06:02.580 --> 05:06:09.140
Let's get this under way again. So we're gonna get G. They're just gonna go in this game looks sweaty and competitive

05:06:19.540 --> 05:06:24.060
And the Saudi Arabian League on his channel. He's got a chain of more

05:06:24.460 --> 05:06:27.300
Bro, this is sweaty guys. It's a sweaty game

05:06:28.460 --> 05:06:30.460
This is sweaty, bro

05:06:35.300 --> 05:06:38.540
Who is that Jack French youtuber?

05:06:40.820 --> 05:06:42.820
Frank's football

05:07:19.540 --> 05:07:22.540
Yeah, same Chris to the floor.

05:07:22.540 --> 05:07:23.540
We didn't have to pay for it.

05:07:23.540 --> 05:07:24.540
We didn't have to pay for it.

05:07:24.540 --> 05:07:25.540
We didn't have to pay for it.

05:07:25.540 --> 05:07:27.540
Right, come on then.

05:07:27.540 --> 05:07:30.540
Yeah, the French thing, the methodical football.

05:07:30.540 --> 05:07:34.540
Bro, this game, Jack, the first thing I notice,

05:07:34.540 --> 05:07:38.540
five minutes into this game, is this game is way more competitive

05:07:38.540 --> 05:07:39.540
than the Simon and Jerry match.

05:07:39.540 --> 05:07:44.540
There's actual, like, ballers everywhere.

05:07:44.540 --> 05:07:50.540
the show in LA LeBlanc, we've got blue shorts on that's a foul throw Dutch.

05:07:51.100 --> 05:07:58.380
Yeah, it is because it is because the sideman charity match had like 15 Americans in it and Americans can't play football.

05:07:58.380 --> 05:07:59.660
Get up for Harry. Well done you.

05:07:59.660 --> 05:08:01.980
Shai Simon, he's going to the 10 man.

05:08:01.980 --> 05:08:03.780
That is why the chat. I'm not going to lie.

05:08:03.780 --> 05:08:04.940
Looking for this.

05:08:04.940 --> 05:08:07.500
Oh, I'm not going to lie. That is why.

05:08:07.500 --> 05:08:10.140
A bit more wet. Dross has come very inside there.

05:08:10.140 --> 05:08:18.560
So you hey, I was the best American fuck off. I was the best American at the ball

05:08:20.800 --> 05:08:22.800
By a mile

05:08:23.020 --> 05:08:25.020
Lacey was yeah, right

05:08:29.540 --> 05:08:32.460
Martin's not American he's from Sweden chat. What do you think?

05:08:35.260 --> 05:08:37.700
Martin's from Sweden, bro, he's not American

05:08:40.140 --> 05:08:49.140
Yeah, Marla was born and raised in Sweden, bro. She's not from America. Shout out to Sweden, though. I'm not gonna lie. Shout out to the boys.

05:08:49.140 --> 05:08:53.140
Simon. Coming up for Nico.

05:08:53.140 --> 05:08:55.140
A minute just coming up for Nico?

05:08:55.140 --> 05:08:57.140
He's challenged.

05:08:57.140 --> 05:09:01.140
Say what you like about Big John. He doesn't follow everyone.

05:09:01.140 --> 05:09:07.140
Wait, wait, wait. Why does Nico's jersey say veggie? Why does Nico's jersey say veggie?

05:09:07.140 --> 05:09:11.480
Because she's shushing everybody yes, I'm gonna throw him under the bus a little bit here

05:09:11.480 --> 05:09:17.340
He traveled today in a French shop. He's wearing a French wrong plate better wrong tail played better

05:09:19.260 --> 05:09:23.660
Go on some kicking it out again. Mooda is live by any okay

05:09:24.300 --> 05:09:28.220
Bro, you're gonna go watch what it's go watch it. We can do that is live by

05:09:30.620 --> 05:09:32.620
The end just recycling jokes

05:09:37.140 --> 05:09:40.580
Let go Batman relax. I'm gonna play it when I play it relax

05:09:48.020 --> 05:09:49.640
The O Baker

05:09:49.640 --> 05:09:51.300
Yo Baker the O Baker

05:09:51.300 --> 05:09:57.540
He's fighting through an injury right now. I'm not gonna die. The O Baker is fighting through injury. These French players are good

05:10:01.940 --> 05:10:05.780
This French team is good, we got a jibber England low job. We got a good jibber England

05:10:07.140 --> 05:10:14.140
Please be safe, Verka! Long throw into the box. Can it fall for a young bro to shaw head?

05:10:14.140 --> 05:10:18.140
And it is the balance of the hour, you know. We left you out in the armband and now our man's gone off.

05:10:18.140 --> 05:10:20.140
It's something that goes to the finish.

05:10:20.140 --> 05:10:26.140
1-0. We need an equalizer. Stepped out. What the fuck? Stepped out. What the fuck was that?

05:10:26.140 --> 05:10:30.140
Wait. Brilliant ping from Jinx. 9.

05:10:30.140 --> 05:10:34.140
Shaisa. This is not really good, though. We need him to win.

05:10:34.140 --> 05:10:36.140
offside

05:10:36.140 --> 05:10:38.140
Raph!

05:10:38.140 --> 05:10:40.140
Raph!

05:10:40.140 --> 05:10:42.140
Raph!

05:10:42.140 --> 05:10:44.140
It's Raph!

05:10:44.140 --> 05:10:46.140
It's Raph!

05:10:46.140 --> 05:10:48.140
Raph!

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Raph!

05:10:50.140 --> 05:10:52.140
We need Manny in the game!

05:10:52.140 --> 05:10:54.140
Manny, get the fuck in the pitch!

05:10:54.140 --> 05:10:56.140
We need Manny in the game!

05:10:56.140 --> 05:10:58.140
What a pink!

05:10:58.140 --> 05:11:00.140
Chris you sexy man!

05:11:00.140 --> 05:11:02.140
Chris you beautiful sexy!

05:11:02.140 --> 05:11:04.140
Chris, you beautiful sexy!

05:11:04.140 --> 05:11:07.140
SHOT! 88% of you want money in!

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Now, I don't need you guys, I'm with you.

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I can't have this.

05:11:10.140 --> 05:11:12.140
I'm worried they're gonna get another one.

05:11:12.140 --> 05:11:13.140
Here's the danger man.

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Look in.

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Scheduled to shackle him.

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Come on, boys.

05:11:20.140 --> 05:11:21.140
He didn't touch it.

05:11:21.140 --> 05:11:22.140
Oh yeah, you're right, you're right.

05:11:22.140 --> 05:11:24.140
Try to divide your body right.

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Bro, we need fanning in the pitch!

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Now!

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Come on, England!

05:11:28.140 --> 05:11:29.140
Come on!

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Oh

05:11:35.820 --> 05:11:38.340
Jim's yes, Jim's I love when Jim's has it

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Zorka Zorka head up Zorka

05:11:43.180 --> 05:11:49.780
Look for Theo fine Theo. Oh, Nicko has 35 pays shy so wait

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Sir come sir come that was almost disgusting

05:11:59.140 --> 05:12:01.140
Sir cut that's gorgeous work

05:12:03.500 --> 05:12:08.100
Why are the announcers not happy that up fuck Simon if you're gonna do I know it's the pitch right now

05:12:08.100 --> 05:12:12.540
But you're listening one of your great challenges again. I'd like to say on the unknown page

05:12:12.860 --> 05:12:17.940
Niko Niko ice you slow shy suck bro. Niko. You need to get your pace up

05:12:18.660 --> 05:12:20.660
Jin's well one Jin

05:12:20.660 --> 05:12:33.060
back post, Nicko back post, back post, back post, get him off, send him off, send him

05:12:33.060 --> 05:12:41.660
off, send him off, send him off, get him off, oh my god, Manny, Manny, Manny has striker

05:12:41.660 --> 05:12:50.220
GZ England win, Manny has striker, oh my god, it's a tap in, Nicko it's a tap in,

05:12:50.220 --> 05:12:56.180
should convert that. Theo knows it. Plenty of shade for you, Niko. Chat. Guys, what

05:12:56.180 --> 05:13:00.580
are we saying on XG? I actually think we might be on top of XG now. Well, friends have one

05:13:00.580 --> 05:13:04.500
of those, but that's the end of it. Bro, chat. I'm not even gonna lie to you, chat. What

05:13:04.500 --> 05:13:11.740
we need is many ass strikers. Now! Many left-wing. Where's he going? Many left-wing. Okay, not

05:13:11.740 --> 05:13:17.780
bad. Not bad. It's gonna be fun. Josh is off. Man, he's off. Everyone, just set your

05:13:17.780 --> 05:13:24.020
to recline all right put your feet up it's done we've now got that that outboard to the left

05:13:25.060 --> 05:13:32.020
mani is on the pitch it's over brilliant from skeptic just just hold it in there you shall not pass

05:13:32.020 --> 05:13:38.100
current going direct look at me from serious high out mani mani mani yes mani yes mani

05:13:38.100 --> 05:13:40.100
Chris next to it

05:13:40.100 --> 05:13:42.100
Chaisa bears now on the ball

05:13:42.380 --> 05:13:45.100
Toby got a lot of good players for England's a chicken

05:13:48.300 --> 05:13:52.340
Well, England's not playing for their potential man sniff out a girl

05:13:52.940 --> 05:13:55.660
England is that literally just like the World Cup every time

05:13:56.380 --> 05:13:57.540
nine

05:13:57.540 --> 05:13:59.740
It's just like the World Cup every time chat

05:14:02.260 --> 05:14:04.260
It's a problem. Oh

05:14:04.260 --> 05:14:06.260
No, no

05:14:06.260 --> 05:14:10.060
No! Come on, Harry! Come on, Harry!

05:14:12.060 --> 05:14:14.260
Skepta saves the...

05:14:15.060 --> 05:14:16.860
Skepta saves the day, let's go. Okay.

05:14:17.660 --> 05:14:19.660
Listen, bro, this is the best of the World Cup.

05:14:19.660 --> 05:14:21.860
England has a stacked teamer than they underperformed.

05:14:21.860 --> 05:14:23.660
What the fuck, bro? Come on!

05:14:25.860 --> 05:14:29.260
Skepta saves the day. W. Skepta! W. Skepta!

05:14:36.260 --> 05:14:42.100
to mr. Mini Minter whose pitch side interview mini mr. interview mini men and talk to us bro. What's going on?

05:14:42.820 --> 05:14:44.820
Talk to us

05:14:45.220 --> 05:14:47.220
Chris

05:14:53.380 --> 05:14:55.380
Nick oh shoot

05:14:55.820 --> 05:14:57.660
What the fuck?

05:14:57.660 --> 05:14:59.660
Get him off

05:14:59.820 --> 05:15:01.660
Get him off

05:15:01.660 --> 05:15:03.660
Get him off

05:15:03.700 --> 05:15:05.700
What the fuck?

05:15:06.260 --> 05:15:08.260
Get him off!

05:15:12.260 --> 05:15:16.260
The space is 10. The space is 10. What can we do?

05:15:18.260 --> 05:15:22.260
We can never replace him, but in this case we can replace him.

05:15:23.260 --> 05:15:24.260
We can replace him.

05:15:25.260 --> 05:15:26.260
Throw him too slow.

05:15:36.260 --> 05:15:38.260
I

05:15:49.460 --> 05:15:51.460
Might go like fucking go

05:15:54.460 --> 05:15:56.460
Fucking aura. All right

05:15:58.180 --> 05:16:03.180
Nicko listen to me, bro. You're representing English youtubers right now. What the fuck are you doing, man?

05:16:03.180 --> 05:16:09.660
I don't know if you would start for tarpon Springs FC right now. Me. Oh, me. Oh, you've got two opportunities

05:16:09.660 --> 05:16:12.460
Why do you have zero goals? What the fuck?

05:16:16.900 --> 05:16:20.340
He wouldn't suffer time for space the fuck position

05:16:25.140 --> 05:16:30.700
Like Nico if you're gonna have chances you have to score be huh what was the captain come on?

05:16:33.180 --> 05:16:35.180
Look at you, 20 seconds.

05:16:35.180 --> 05:16:37.180
Their gold is aura farming.

05:16:37.180 --> 05:16:42.180
I would say at the 37 minutes we've had, there's been at least 12 minutes of substitution, so far.

05:16:44.180 --> 05:16:45.180
Jim, save us.

05:16:45.180 --> 05:16:47.180
Chaps, what do we know about Jim?

05:16:47.180 --> 05:16:53.180
He's never lost a charity match, and he's considered the post-fan because he always delivers.

05:16:53.180 --> 05:16:56.180
Listen, he's never lost a charity match.

05:16:56.180 --> 05:16:57.180
Today is not different.

05:16:57.180 --> 05:16:58.180
Come on, Jim.

05:16:58.180 --> 05:17:01.180
I think he's left-footed.

05:17:01.180 --> 05:17:02.180
Yeah, I think you're right.

05:17:02.180 --> 05:17:18.620
come on just let's fucking go bro yes in brilliant yes in

05:17:18.620 --> 05:17:30.500
no no no no no no no no no karma guy at the way man I mean for

05:17:30.500 --> 05:17:32.500
Can I get this? Yes! Yes, Manny!

05:17:33.500 --> 05:17:34.500
Manny, just hold on.

05:17:34.500 --> 05:17:35.500
What the fuck?

05:17:35.500 --> 05:17:36.500
I just trust you there.

05:17:38.500 --> 05:17:39.500
If you're gonna play it to Nipper, it's gonna be awesome.

05:17:39.500 --> 05:17:40.500
Bro, England is overthinking it.

05:17:40.500 --> 05:17:41.500
They're in their head.

05:17:42.500 --> 05:17:43.500
Captain, they're in their head.

05:17:43.500 --> 05:17:45.500
Alright, we said this is gonna be a bit more fun,

05:17:45.500 --> 05:17:46.500
since we're used to it.

05:17:46.500 --> 05:17:47.500
Oh! Tell me!

05:17:47.500 --> 05:17:48.500
Hey!

05:17:50.500 --> 05:17:51.500
Really?

05:17:51.500 --> 05:17:52.500
What?

05:17:52.500 --> 05:17:54.500
This dude's left on a fresh plate.

05:17:56.500 --> 05:17:57.500
Oh, that is... Okay.

05:17:58.500 --> 05:17:59.500
Rest, I'm not gonna lie.

05:17:59.500 --> 05:18:01.500
Yes, okay

05:18:07.540 --> 05:18:11.380
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie it's the rap French because the rapist French this could be rigged I'm not gonna

05:18:19.900 --> 05:18:21.900
These that's okay, we're good

05:18:29.500 --> 05:18:33.020
I'm wearing red and white colored

05:18:33.660 --> 05:18:39.420
Spacical you get the nickel huge shot. They come in here, but we have six years. Yeah, I'd say

05:18:40.460 --> 05:18:42.460
Whoa, who is this?

05:18:44.500 --> 05:18:47.380
No clearance in what the fuck

05:18:48.020 --> 05:18:53.300
Get it out. I mean he's over go line line line line many

05:18:54.260 --> 05:18:56.260
Yeah, money is provided

05:18:56.260 --> 05:19:02.260
Really? Great control from Theo. Look at Toby! Look at the brother! The brother chemistry!

05:19:02.260 --> 05:19:06.260
From Manny to Theo to Toby! The brothers!

05:19:06.260 --> 05:19:10.260
Shaisa. Nico, get off! Get him off!

05:19:10.260 --> 05:19:12.260
Nico, what the fuck?!

05:19:13.260 --> 05:19:16.260
Fucking put me up there! God damn it!

05:19:20.260 --> 05:19:22.260
No! No!

05:19:22.260 --> 05:19:35.260
I can't watch this. If it's too narrow it might be over. If it's too narrow it might be over.

05:19:35.260 --> 05:19:51.260
Get in there best. Get in there best. Shiesa. No. No. No. Yes.

05:19:51.260 --> 05:20:00.980
yes I don't know what's going on with England but they need to wake up right

05:20:00.980 --> 05:20:06.220
now they need to wake up right now

05:20:06.220 --> 05:20:13.220
We need a 45th minute equalizer.

05:20:13.220 --> 05:20:30.220
Jack, is it coming home?

05:20:30.220 --> 05:20:31.220
Yes or no?

05:20:31.220 --> 05:20:32.220
Ethan's coming home.

05:20:32.220 --> 05:20:33.220
Is it coming home?

05:20:33.220 --> 05:20:34.220
Oh no, KSI's going in.

05:20:34.220 --> 05:20:35.220
GZ, we lost.

05:20:35.220 --> 05:20:47.220
GG, GG lost, bro. GG, hand side's coming in. No, GG, bro. Oh, god damn it. Never mind. Fuck, fuck, GG.

05:20:47.220 --> 05:20:49.220
Night!

05:20:55.220 --> 05:20:58.220
Alright, just throw him that left back and hope for the best. I don't even know what to say.

05:20:58.220 --> 05:21:01.220
He cannot be a part of the attacker. England is not going to score.

05:21:01.220 --> 05:21:06.700
No Harry save us Harry save us

05:21:08.540 --> 05:21:11.220
All right, go many go many go many go many

05:21:12.060 --> 05:21:14.540
Chris in the middle. Yep, Chris in the middle many. Oh

05:21:16.140 --> 05:21:21.100
My god, Nick goes off the pitch. Thank fuck go many down the line. Oh

05:21:22.380 --> 05:21:24.380
My god, no

05:21:24.380 --> 05:21:26.380
I

05:21:29.820 --> 05:21:38.360
Did they release yes, the up look at Toby please Toby we need you Toby we need you daddy Toby daddy Toby, please

05:21:44.460 --> 05:21:46.460
Toby is like Toby yours

05:21:47.300 --> 05:21:49.300
Toby you're so good

05:21:49.300 --> 05:21:56.300
Like Toby I love you man. Toby is so fucking cool. Who's doing this? Who's doing this?

05:22:00.380 --> 05:22:04.100
Nine! It's up to you Harry! Come on Harry!

05:22:07.220 --> 05:22:09.220
No!

05:22:11.380 --> 05:22:13.380
Yes!

05:22:14.140 --> 05:22:16.140
Bro, they're good, bro. France is good.

05:22:19.300 --> 05:22:21.380
The thing with these football jubiles, they need the reddits.

05:22:22.500 --> 05:22:24.420
Next goal is huge for me. If they get it, I'm ready.

05:22:24.420 --> 05:22:26.500
Jack, if you're cheering for France,

05:22:27.220 --> 05:22:31.780
type FR, if you're cheering for England, type EN.

05:22:32.740 --> 05:22:35.700
If you're cheering for France, type FR, if you're cheering for England, type EN.

05:22:37.620 --> 05:22:41.620
Oh my God, there's a lot of France, man. Wow. What?

05:22:43.300 --> 05:22:46.340
Okay, run a poll. Run a poll. We need to get the exact number.

05:22:46.340 --> 05:22:53.340
If you're cheering for Brits, type FR, if you're cheering for anyone that's at the end.

05:22:53.340 --> 05:22:55.340
Squeezie's in.

05:22:55.340 --> 05:22:57.340
Squeezie aura, aura.

05:22:57.340 --> 05:22:59.340
Fucking aura.

05:23:11.340 --> 05:23:12.340
Mods on the floor.

05:23:12.340 --> 05:23:13.340
Mods on the floor.

05:23:13.340 --> 05:23:15.340
Chat vote in the chat.

05:23:15.340 --> 05:23:17.180
in the chat, folk in the chat.

05:23:17.180 --> 05:23:18.820
We're in hostile territory tonight.

05:23:18.820 --> 05:23:19.820
It's a hard game out there.

05:23:19.820 --> 05:23:21.940
This isn't an entertaining one.

05:23:21.940 --> 05:23:23.620
This is a proper match.

05:23:23.620 --> 05:23:26.940
Travella, skeptic, just passed the ball.

05:23:26.940 --> 05:23:28.980
Why are we going for a fucking Travella?

05:23:28.980 --> 05:23:32.780
JJ, release, Theo, release, release, Theo.

05:23:32.780 --> 05:23:33.780
Scheiße.

05:23:33.780 --> 05:23:36.140
Show them what we're made of, and hopefully that plays

05:23:36.140 --> 05:23:37.620
give it a smug in.

05:23:37.620 --> 05:23:39.420
Well, actually, it's an eight for a night, best of luck.

05:23:39.420 --> 05:23:41.420
No worries.

05:23:41.420 --> 05:23:43.060
We'll keep giving away there by the end of the day.

05:23:43.060 --> 05:23:44.060
OK, 70% England.

05:23:44.060 --> 05:23:44.560
OK.

05:23:44.560 --> 05:24:02.560
I wish we could watch live football matches. That is literally all I would stream. Bro, if I could watch Premier League live, I would literally just stream it.

05:24:02.560 --> 05:24:10.560
I would get Premier League all of the revenue from the stream if I could just stream Premier League. I'm not even getting. Holy fucking shit.

05:24:11.240 --> 05:24:13.720
Whoa, who's this who's this who's this

05:24:32.640 --> 05:24:34.640
Half-time analysis

05:24:34.640 --> 05:24:36.000
So make about what you will.

05:24:36.000 --> 05:24:41.760
Nico, you need to, Nico, you need to get the fuck off Striker, man.

05:24:41.760 --> 05:24:43.480
Play left back and release the ball.

05:24:43.480 --> 05:24:45.200
What the fuck was that?

05:24:45.200 --> 05:24:46.080
Yeah, it's happening.

05:24:46.080 --> 05:24:46.880
He missed the tap in.

05:24:46.880 --> 05:24:48.480
What the fuck?

05:24:48.480 --> 05:24:53.320
OK, listen, we need Manny and Toby to go off.

05:24:53.320 --> 05:24:55.760
Jinx, just keep being sexy, baby.

05:24:55.760 --> 05:24:57.160
Keep being sexy, Jinx.

05:24:57.160 --> 05:24:59.400
Oh my god, he's so handsome.

05:24:59.400 --> 05:25:01.240
Chad, he's so handsome.

05:25:01.240 --> 05:25:01.840
He's pissed.

05:25:01.840 --> 05:25:03.640
You could tell Jinx wants to win.

05:25:03.640 --> 05:25:05.640
You can tell Jinx wants to get his fucking dick.

05:25:12.080 --> 05:25:12.580
Okay.

05:25:15.540 --> 05:25:17.540
Whoa, wait, Rocket League. Wait, what?

05:25:17.540 --> 05:25:19.040
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

05:25:19.040 --> 05:25:21.040
Rocket League's on the Inland Grand Street?

05:25:21.040 --> 05:25:21.540
What?

05:25:23.740 --> 05:25:25.740
Rocket League aura.

05:25:25.740 --> 05:25:27.740
Rocket League is industry?

05:25:27.740 --> 05:25:28.240
Whoa.

05:25:28.240 --> 05:25:30.240
Rocket League sponsor?

05:25:31.240 --> 05:25:32.740
Rocket League sponsor?

05:25:32.740 --> 05:25:34.740
What? What?

05:25:38.740 --> 05:25:41.740
Unreal Engine 6 chat.

05:25:41.740 --> 05:25:43.740
Unreal Engine 6 chat.

05:25:45.740 --> 05:25:47.740
Yes, it is one male.

05:25:47.740 --> 05:25:49.740
Look at that stadium. Oh my god.

05:25:49.740 --> 05:25:52.740
Controversial lack of injury time played there,

05:25:52.740 --> 05:25:54.740
but I guess we know what we're up against now.

05:25:54.740 --> 05:25:56.740
Those substitutes all gonna affect things.

05:25:56.740 --> 05:25:59.740
Steven, the good news is, there's only one goal.

05:25:59.740 --> 05:26:05.380
Absolutely, and even though that right one bill. This is very easy. You know, but you have to go pee. Listen to Stephen tribes

05:26:06.220 --> 05:26:08.220
The man who came on the side

05:26:08.660 --> 05:26:10.660
Being the president do something

05:26:11.660 --> 05:26:16.740
Let's let's run through some of the biggest moments I spent there. Yeah, and there was some big ones for both teams to be fair

05:26:17.780 --> 05:26:19.780
Chances

05:26:23.660 --> 05:26:28.780
The same was set the atmosphere it was electric Rick, why and blue

05:26:29.740 --> 05:26:32.780
but it didn't disappoint in terms of the start.

05:26:32.780 --> 05:26:35.340
The French came out of the blocks that little bit faster.

05:26:35.340 --> 05:26:36.820
You have to say, but look at the scenes.

05:26:36.820 --> 05:26:39.580
I mean, weather wise, you can't complain.

05:26:39.580 --> 05:26:42.620
Stadium wise, what a beauty.

05:26:42.620 --> 05:26:44.820
Got the national anthem, of course.

05:26:44.820 --> 05:26:46.220
Curry's seeing it proud.

05:26:47.460 --> 05:26:48.660
Ginger's world.

05:26:48.660 --> 05:26:50.500
Some of the traveling English fans there,

05:26:50.500 --> 05:26:52.620
I think, they saw them on it.

05:26:52.620 --> 05:26:54.300
And you've got Big John, I've got fun,

05:26:54.300 --> 05:26:55.420
but this is a big chance.

05:26:55.420 --> 05:26:57.980
Look at his save, a double save from Kieran Carlin.

05:26:57.980 --> 05:27:01.980
He takes out his own defender, he gets up not once but twice.

05:27:01.980 --> 05:27:04.980
John Nellis and Junge clearing off the line, huge chance.

05:27:04.980 --> 05:27:09.980
Absolutely. Junge off the line, you know, that's the great thing about Kieran.

05:27:09.980 --> 05:27:12.980
He's got, he's got Junge right behind him.

05:27:12.980 --> 05:27:17.980
That was an early warning for us, because they, they weren't affected by this atmosphere.

05:27:17.980 --> 05:27:21.980
You know, they've done this before against Spain, and it took to it like a duct of water.

05:27:21.980 --> 05:27:24.980
Or is it the same France? I don't know.

05:27:24.980 --> 05:27:30.980
And this was the goal. John Nellis dispossessed. Cross comes in and he's unmarked at the backstick ultimately.

05:27:30.980 --> 05:27:35.980
And I don't want to take one player out, but he was very amazed, man.

05:27:35.980 --> 05:27:39.980
It's tough, it's tough, you know what I mean? He missed, he's playing right back.

05:27:39.980 --> 05:27:41.980
He's got to do a lot of running.

05:27:41.980 --> 05:27:44.980
You just watch it here though, it's just letting go.

05:27:44.980 --> 05:27:48.980
You know, John Nellis loses people ultimately. One man you can't blame is Kieran Carlin,

05:27:48.980 --> 05:27:50.980
who permits me now to score.

05:27:50.980 --> 05:27:52.980
It's a great ball in though, lovely delivery.

05:27:52.980 --> 05:27:57.060
Yeah, that is true. What we're not seeing is a SDM had a chance

05:27:57.780 --> 05:28:02.540
About a couple of minutes before this where he tried to back heal it in this time

05:28:03.100 --> 05:28:08.620
The chat saying we need to see Vic. We've become given us the answer if that's the answer. I'm not sure the question is

05:28:09.300 --> 05:28:13.060
I think we do need Vic. We need we need all our weapons up there

05:28:13.420 --> 05:28:17.300
But we did have chances even and it's just classic Toby down the right wing

05:28:17.300 --> 05:28:24.300
He's a second one goes for the shot, you can see what Theo had his hands on his head there.

05:28:24.300 --> 05:28:28.300
If he squares it back to Theo, it's guaranteed goal, but I don't blame him for taking the shot at all.

05:28:28.300 --> 05:28:33.300
No, he did so well to get into that position. Just miscuse it.

05:28:33.300 --> 05:28:36.300
Another save from Carl in here, that was quality.

05:28:36.300 --> 05:28:43.300
Brilliant strike, and of course that moment was when Simon got revenge.

05:28:43.300 --> 05:28:45.300
Revangue, as you say

05:28:46.340 --> 05:28:51.220
Marius again. Yeah, Greg ball Toby Klexi again. He has been a constant outlet for us Toby

05:28:59.220 --> 05:29:01.220
But probably should score

05:29:07.940 --> 05:29:12.820
For our babs we're babbed out, okay coffee of course for Kathy

05:29:13.300 --> 05:29:21.460
Saratoga for water hydrations another Saratoga for water hydrations vitamins water

05:29:21.460 --> 05:29:27.900
provide a little like zero for an actualized let's fucking go bro let's

05:29:27.900 --> 05:29:35.620
fucking go I can't believe Nicko mess no Nicko mess

05:29:35.620 --> 05:29:46.980
We need England to come back chat. Come on, England

05:29:48.540 --> 05:29:50.540
Come on England

05:29:56.660 --> 05:30:00.340
In this game the keepers are actually good to me how

05:30:05.620 --> 05:30:09.700
You're in force in the fact that we're in this game and that would have been too milder.

05:30:09.700 --> 05:30:13.540
That was a big chance. I honestly think on XG it's about even,

05:30:13.540 --> 05:30:17.140
absolute worst for the English. The problem is we're not scoring.

05:30:17.140 --> 05:30:20.980
No, I don't think the French look dangerous. They have a good back,

05:30:20.980 --> 05:30:24.260
they just ping over a diagonal and they're on the attack.

05:30:24.260 --> 05:30:27.940
Did you see Bruno broke the record? Yes. Yes,

05:30:27.940 --> 05:30:39.700
Chats on me earlier. So chat. Bruno Fernandez has 21 assists and nine goals in 35 matches.

05:30:40.420 --> 05:30:47.460
That's 30 goal contributions in 35 matches. So is Bruno Fernandez the best player in the Premier

05:30:47.460 --> 05:30:52.820
League right now then? Is Bruno Fernandez the best player in the Premier League right now?

05:30:57.940 --> 05:31:00.740
I'm seeing yeses and I'm seeing notes.

05:31:00.740 --> 05:31:04.940
If you say no, who is better than Bruno Fernandez in the Premier League?

05:31:04.940 --> 05:31:11.140
Bro, Cherokee?

05:31:11.140 --> 05:31:15.220
Maybe Ryan Cherokee, bro.

05:31:15.220 --> 05:31:19.900
Maybe Ryan Cherokee is better though.

05:31:19.900 --> 05:31:21.700
Jacqueline Rice, me, huh?

05:31:21.700 --> 05:31:24.380
Bro, I'm going to be honest.

05:31:24.380 --> 05:31:30.380
I think Arsenal is the best team in the Brem because of their two center backs.

05:31:32.460 --> 05:31:33.020
I don't know.

05:31:33.020 --> 05:31:37.820
I don't know if it's like, I don't know if I would say Declan Rice is the best

05:31:37.820 --> 05:31:40.820
player in the Premier League, man, like dead ass bro.

05:31:41.940 --> 05:31:45.140
Bro, because what Arsenal does is they score a goal and then they just park the

05:31:45.140 --> 05:31:45.900
bus for an hour.

05:31:46.020 --> 05:31:46.980
That's literally all they do.

05:31:54.380 --> 05:31:56.380
Well, what is this?

05:32:24.380 --> 05:32:26.380
This is crazy man.

05:32:26.380 --> 05:32:28.380
Not a word.

05:32:37.380 --> 05:32:39.380
Is she's proposed?

05:32:39.380 --> 05:32:41.380
I do.

05:32:44.380 --> 05:32:46.380
Orla.

05:32:50.380 --> 05:32:52.380
Orla.

05:32:54.380 --> 05:33:09.380
I don't know French, bro.

05:33:39.380 --> 05:33:41.380
in the chat.

05:33:41.380 --> 05:33:42.380
Can I see that cry?

05:34:09.380 --> 05:34:29.380
He's saying that he hates you.

05:34:29.380 --> 05:34:30.380
Yeah, right.

05:34:30.380 --> 05:34:35.380
No, he's not.

05:34:35.380 --> 05:34:59.420
He said you're a bald alien and you're not welcome in Paris. I'm sure that's what he said man

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I'm not sure what space is that on top of what you're expecting.

05:35:11.380 --> 05:35:12.380
Absolutely.

05:35:12.380 --> 05:35:37.380
Wow, look at that! Wow! Wow!

05:35:37.380 --> 05:35:40.780
I think the community loves the fact that everyone's brought together,

05:35:40.780 --> 05:35:43.380
because there is a privilege, etc. etc.

05:35:43.380 --> 05:35:45.380
which is very important for us in here, yeah?

05:35:45.380 --> 05:35:46.380
Is it Latin?

05:35:48.380 --> 05:35:50.380
Well, that's so crazy, man.

05:35:50.380 --> 05:35:52.380
I think you've sent someone on the lines of,

05:35:52.380 --> 05:35:54.380
how do we score past Kieran Carlin?

05:36:07.380 --> 05:36:09.380
I

05:36:29.660 --> 05:36:31.660
Still got the musical performance to go

05:36:37.380 --> 05:36:52.940
He asked where Dark Maw goes to get his sneakers.

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I'm sure he did.

05:36:53.940 --> 05:36:54.940
He said, got it, got it.

05:36:54.940 --> 05:36:55.940
Did you think that's happening to him?

05:36:55.940 --> 05:36:56.940
He's just trying to buy his lap along the brakes.

05:36:56.940 --> 05:36:57.940
Apparently it's a very sincere stage though.

05:36:57.940 --> 05:36:59.940
What?

05:36:59.940 --> 05:37:01.940
He laughs at that little girl.

05:37:01.940 --> 05:37:03.940
He's just trying to buy his lap along the break.

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Apparently it's a very sincere speech though.

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Howup Satan! Howup Satan!

05:37:17.380 --> 05:37:18.300
WhIBBLE Blake!

05:37:19.160 --> 05:37:20.040
run!

05:37:25.640 --> 05:37:30.040
Are you listening to some great music here

05:37:30.060 --> 05:37:31.020
boat on big boats?

05:37:37.940 --> 05:37:40.000
you

05:38:07.940 --> 05:38:10.000
you

05:38:37.940 --> 05:38:40.000
you

05:39:07.940 --> 05:39:10.000
you

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you

05:40:07.940 --> 05:40:10.000
you

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Oh

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Whoa

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Wait, this could be better

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I've heard this song, I've heard this song.

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This is the Desiree Duet at its own.

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This is the Desiree Duet at its own.

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Oh

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He say oh, yeah, but I don't do it

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Only say so

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bro so this guy is like this guy is famous then bro cuz he made that song

05:42:32.840 --> 05:42:35.860
this guy is famous

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What's his name carries?

05:42:44.480 --> 05:42:46.480
I

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Just pick up carries monthly listeners

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

05:43:01.880 --> 05:43:03.880
Carries

05:43:08.640 --> 05:43:10.640
What's this chat, what is this what is this?

05:43:14.480 --> 05:43:31.880
What if Ryan Scherke walks out?

05:43:44.480 --> 05:43:46.540
you

05:44:14.480 --> 05:44:16.540
you

05:44:44.480 --> 05:44:46.540
you

05:45:14.480 --> 05:45:16.540
you

05:45:44.480 --> 05:45:46.540
you

05:46:14.480 --> 05:46:16.540
you

05:46:44.480 --> 05:46:46.540
you

05:47:14.480 --> 05:47:16.540
you

05:47:44.480 --> 05:47:46.540
you

05:48:14.480 --> 05:48:16.540
you

05:48:44.480 --> 05:48:46.540
you

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Who did he play last year, was it England or somebody else?

05:50:01.920 --> 05:50:05.920
You play Spain?

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Oh!

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Jet did he buy play?

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Did he buy play?

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Yes.

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Yo, his guitar's on fire.

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What?

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Bro, he's good.

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more

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He's good

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Yeah, what a show me

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Oh look at the Eiffel Tower, oh my god.

05:51:44.500 --> 05:51:51.500
Whoa, what's this song?

05:51:51.500 --> 05:52:04.500
I feel like I've heard this song also.

05:52:51.500 --> 05:52:53.560
you

05:53:21.500 --> 05:53:23.560
you

05:53:51.500 --> 05:53:53.560
you

05:54:21.500 --> 05:54:23.560
you

05:54:51.500 --> 05:54:53.560
you

05:55:21.500 --> 05:55:23.560
you

05:55:51.500 --> 05:55:53.560
you

05:56:21.500 --> 05:56:23.560
you

05:56:51.500 --> 05:56:53.560
you

05:57:21.500 --> 05:57:23.560
you

05:57:51.500 --> 05:57:53.560
you

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Oh

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Yeah

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This is my favorite song, yes.

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This song has a good vibe.

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I just feel like PSG might win back-to-back champions, bro. That's just insane. That's actually insane.

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Go! Go!

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Byron was the last hope.

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Yeah, I don't see any world where Arsenal beats PSG.

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There's just levels, bro. There's levels.

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It could have been like 2-0.

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It's gonna be bad.

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Holy shit, what?

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Nobody gets injured from that?

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Wow is it over all right England it's time to come back it's time to come back

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Okay, we are back after what seemed like a full Glastonbury.

06:02:00.220 --> 06:02:07.220
Decent, second in a row, decent, but there is some football with this music festival.

06:02:07.220 --> 06:02:10.220
You'll be happy to know. Second half coming soon, Stephen.

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Thank God. It's part of my English, but the game's gone.

06:02:15.220 --> 06:02:18.220
It'd be nice to have a little bit of football being played during this football match.

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I mean, you guys might know this, but the lads are actually all out on the pitch right now,

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pitch right now and they're actually playing, not the game, but unofficially, between themselves,

06:02:26.220 --> 06:02:31.220
in the dark. Just warming up. It's been a bit of an hour since they last kicked the ball.

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I mean, we did see that great speech, didn't we, for the mean? Just to give you a bit of a roundup on that,

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we've got a translation, obviously thanking everyone at the crowd for being here. Can't believe the atmosphere they've been able to create.

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He said that even the English lack of section, they couldn't really fathom what you've created here in terms of

06:02:45.220 --> 06:02:48.300
of a home crowd.

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He said there's more coming, they put more things up,

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there's coming soon, and yeah, I can get behind you

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for a second off.

06:02:54.740 --> 06:02:56.940
But now I'm asking you to get behind me

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for a second off.

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All right, come on, England.

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Come on, England.

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Yes, we can.

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Come on, England.

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We do it.

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Trump's not out.

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We can have the fans in about 45 minutes there with Big John.

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Many people that pay a lot of money for that.

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I think they've got to go out there.

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Give it to them all. Let's see a bit of Vic Star under.

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Swat it in the goal, please.

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This is the talk of the half-time between the leadership group

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of that industry.

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Big John Legappa, Ginge, Simon, Beds, talking tactics.

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E-man, how big can he be in the second half?

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He's got moments in him for sure.

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Deji we still haven't seen.

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Vic Star we still haven't seen.

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Shatshows, if we still haven't seen,

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have knocked him the plug lights are off.

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But they could do something special. The stage is set for them.

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Making another music stage.

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The light show is insane.

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Are we going to actually join them back on like that?

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It's been an hour.

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Come on.

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Here we are.

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It's a fine line. It's entertainment, but it's competitive.

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You've never seen a YouTube match like this.

06:04:10.420 --> 06:04:14.580
this competitive between two nations and it has changed things.

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You only see one doll in that first half.

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You used to see a lot more.

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There could have been a lot more.

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You know what?

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This crowd is brilliant.

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They've gotten so involved in the game.

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The role on the team now, and who's this girl on the pitch?

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I've got one complaint, and it's that we definitely didn't play 45 minutes in that first half.

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There are so many, so many substitute.

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They were allowed to run a little bit ryer with it.

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I mean, we did them as well, obviously,

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but the French did them in much bigger batches.

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I think we got half an hour of football, most of them, and most.

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I want more. We need more.

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Hey, if only one you want, maybe I've been saying something different.

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Sure, but we're not.

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We're one new down in Paris town.

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And we are expecting more goals, Dina.

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I think we are. They've got a picture of me.

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You've got things about the tiring of the legs.

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You're thinking about the nervousness, and it gets closer to the final whistle.

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That's the most close I've seen.

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It's cooler now, but on a long break, and grow up!

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Now, what point did you start to worry whether a fuse would go in the floodlight?

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Just turn it on, lad.

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It's playing well, though, it's hot.

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So, something on...

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I think I spy a big star on the pitch.

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I'm dead, G.

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OK, Steve. That's a big development.

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That Joe's a different to music there.

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What's he trying to, what's Zara and is he trying to get into?

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He's probably just listening to that great music show again!

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Give me another!

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I know, are we when I get on?

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It did sound good, I didn't, obviously I didn't understand it.

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Not a little word, fair.

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Can catch a beat.

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True music is, uh, beyond language, so it's, uh, beautiful.

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And you know what critics have made him for playing on this show?

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In-Gallon, baby, come on!

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It's high budget.

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Come back, man!

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Here we go, Jack.

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You missed Dembari, Cap.

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Cap.

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Dembari was not here.

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Deji's in.

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Deji and Vic are in.

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GZ, we lost.

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Deji, we're in.

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Nicole's shoulder.

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Brogno is going on with the shots.

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Who cares?

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Who cares?

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Your name says on the back, we care about the badge on the front left.

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Bro, Dembele was not in.

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Three lines on the shirt.

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No, no, no.

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Two lines on your nose.

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Let's play first one.

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No, he busted.

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First off, Dembele is there.

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It was so warm up.

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What?

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Well, I think he's going to be in electric.

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Highlights, get a clip.

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And I'm back, please.

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Get a clip.

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Yeah, Brian.

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Certainly, once dead, you and Vickroff are back a bit more.

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But that's all to say, they can't do something.

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No, you guys are trolled.

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You guys are fucking cool

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Come on

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Here we go

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What's not there?

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Oh nice good start

06:07:22.980 --> 06:07:27.840
Right, so we match winner wise. We've got a pitch right now. We've got Baker Victor. We've got Chris MD

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JJ? JJ? JJ? JJ? Why did he wait so long to cross? Why did he wait so long to cross it, JJ?

06:07:38.840 --> 06:07:43.840
JINJ is getting up. This is what we need.

06:07:43.840 --> 06:07:53.840
Oh my god. Chris M.D. Corner kick with JINJ in the box. This is the match made in heaven.

06:07:53.840 --> 06:07:58.840
Chris empty corner kick with Jin in the box. Squeezie's guarding him.

06:07:59.840 --> 06:08:04.840
Oh my god look at Jin's mentality. Jin's mentality. Jin's mentality.

06:08:11.840 --> 06:08:15.840
Come on Jin. Come on Jin. Come on Jin. Come on Jin.

06:08:15.840 --> 06:08:16.880
Come on, Jimmy!

06:08:20.480 --> 06:08:21.920
Chris, what the fuck?

06:08:26.800 --> 06:08:28.080
Nice, Ben!

06:08:31.440 --> 06:08:33.360
Your fingers kind of fast.

06:08:34.560 --> 06:08:35.760
Your fingers fast!

06:08:35.760 --> 06:08:37.280
NO! NO!

06:08:38.800 --> 06:08:39.520
NO!

06:08:45.840 --> 06:08:47.840
What is this?

06:08:47.840 --> 06:08:49.840
Who wants it on the offside?

06:08:49.840 --> 06:08:51.840
Here we go.

06:08:51.840 --> 06:08:53.840
Like the L.

06:09:09.840 --> 06:09:11.840
What is this?

06:09:11.840 --> 06:09:13.840
Wait, what if Stephen tries to set him up?

06:09:15.840 --> 06:09:17.840
ZAR? No.

06:09:27.280 --> 06:09:29.280
But it wasn't intentional.

06:09:29.840 --> 06:09:31.840
It wasn't intentional.

06:09:38.240 --> 06:09:40.240
Bro, but it wasn't intentional.

06:09:45.840 --> 06:09:46.840
Oh my God!

06:09:46.840 --> 06:09:48.840
They've got Frank Sparrow, they are, guys!

06:09:48.840 --> 06:09:50.840
They've got Frank Sparrow now!

06:09:50.840 --> 06:09:53.840
John Mayer is just trying to give him some money, by the way.

06:09:53.840 --> 06:09:56.840
John Mayer's just held out at least 200 Euros.

06:09:56.840 --> 06:09:58.840
Is this a pen realistically?

06:09:58.840 --> 06:10:00.840
Do you know what? I'm not going to take it back to the upside.

06:10:00.840 --> 06:10:01.840
That's a pen.

06:10:01.840 --> 06:10:03.840
If that's against Liverpool, I'd want that, don't you?

06:10:03.840 --> 06:10:05.840
Jack, that's a pen because he moved his...

06:10:05.840 --> 06:10:06.840
Oh, he moved his hand.

06:10:06.840 --> 06:10:08.840
Nah, GG. That's a pen, that's a pen.

06:10:08.840 --> 06:10:10.840
They're going to slot this pen over here.

06:10:10.840 --> 06:10:12.840
Who's going to take it?

06:10:12.840 --> 06:10:14.840
Now

06:10:42.840 --> 06:10:54.840
I don't want to give up yet, but it might be GG. I'm not gonna lie.

06:10:54.840 --> 06:11:06.840
Shice. That is not good.

06:11:06.840 --> 06:11:09.840
Shice. That is not good.

06:11:23.840 --> 06:11:25.840
What's Jim Sather-Agolder?

06:11:28.840 --> 06:11:30.840
What's Jim Sather-Agolder?

06:11:36.840 --> 06:11:46.840
Please miss, please miss, please miss, please miss.

06:11:46.840 --> 06:11:57.840
That was scary, yo, yo, that was scary.

06:11:57.840 --> 06:12:10.560
That was fucking buried.

06:12:10.560 --> 06:12:21.440
Hey, hey, hey, was that the League of Legends streamed editors?

06:12:21.440 --> 06:12:22.440
What the fuck?

06:12:22.440 --> 06:12:29.440
Now it's a big advantage victory screen added in for TT Eater.

06:12:29.440 --> 06:12:31.440
Infinite ass.

06:12:31.440 --> 06:12:34.440
This was a good spin.

06:12:52.440 --> 06:12:58.440
do would you fancy guys this is not going well right now

06:13:01.080 --> 06:13:09.960
all right here's what needs to happen bro simon up top toby right wing mani left wing

06:13:09.960 --> 06:13:15.080
chris md center mid pio baker center mid english super team the subs are off already

06:13:15.080 --> 06:13:17.080
We've got more music available.

06:13:17.080 --> 06:13:18.080
This is what he's got.

06:13:18.080 --> 06:13:19.080
Here we go, Trish and Dee.

06:13:19.080 --> 06:13:20.080
Goes long.

06:13:20.080 --> 06:13:21.080
Straight for you, man.

06:13:21.080 --> 06:13:22.080
Come on.

06:13:22.080 --> 06:13:23.080
Get it down.

06:13:23.080 --> 06:13:24.080
Lovely turn.

06:13:24.080 --> 06:13:25.080
Right, he needs players in the box.

06:13:25.080 --> 06:13:26.080
Vick starts on, by the way.

06:13:26.080 --> 06:13:27.080
Go on, hey, man.

06:13:27.080 --> 06:13:28.080
Go on, hey, man.

06:13:28.080 --> 06:13:31.080
We need the ref to even it up and give us one.

06:13:31.080 --> 06:13:32.080
Go on.

06:13:32.080 --> 06:13:33.080
Win it!

06:13:33.080 --> 06:13:34.080
Yes!

06:13:34.080 --> 06:13:35.080
No.

06:13:35.080 --> 06:13:36.080
Vick, hound him, mate.

06:13:36.080 --> 06:13:38.080
Hound him like you're on warzone.

06:13:38.080 --> 06:13:39.080
Lovely stuff.

06:13:39.080 --> 06:13:40.080
That'll do.

06:13:40.080 --> 06:13:41.080
I gotta keep going.

06:13:41.080 --> 06:13:44.080
Go on, you got to place him down.

06:13:44.080 --> 06:13:47.280
I'm not the ideal start.

06:13:47.280 --> 06:13:48.320
Is it both halves?

06:13:48.320 --> 06:13:50.160
The French have scored a goal early.

06:13:52.400 --> 06:13:53.760
They're having fun.

06:13:53.760 --> 06:13:57.120
Come on, we've got to get this back, Lance.

06:13:57.120 --> 06:13:59.040
Cross him, looking direct here.

06:13:59.040 --> 06:14:01.040
Keeper, come on, Keeper.

06:14:01.040 --> 06:14:03.720
What the fuck is the Keeper doing?

06:14:03.720 --> 06:14:05.360
What the fuck was that?

06:14:05.360 --> 06:14:07.640
What the fuck was that?

06:14:07.640 --> 06:14:10.280
Oh my god, I'm going to shit myself.

06:14:10.280 --> 06:14:12.520
I'm going to shit myself.

06:14:12.520 --> 06:14:13.640
You almost got torn on.

06:14:19.400 --> 06:14:20.440
Alright, so...

06:14:23.200 --> 06:14:25.040
Thank you, Steven Drive, that's better.

06:14:34.480 --> 06:14:35.000
So...

06:14:35.000 --> 06:14:35.600
OH!

06:14:35.600 --> 06:14:36.400
OH!

06:14:36.400 --> 06:14:37.560
Theo, please!

06:14:37.560 --> 06:14:38.560
Theo!

06:14:38.560 --> 06:14:39.960
Left foot, 9.

06:14:39.960 --> 06:14:43.960
Chris! Chris! Chris!

06:14:43.960 --> 06:14:47.960
Shit! Go Chris! No! Good flop! Great flop!

06:14:47.960 --> 06:14:51.960
Textbook flop!

06:14:51.960 --> 06:14:55.960
Okay, listen bro.

06:14:55.960 --> 06:14:59.960
Yes, the reinforcements are getting ready. Here's the thing, guys. This game is not over, okay?

06:14:59.960 --> 06:15:03.960
Because Mini-Mint just gonna come in and save us, alright?

06:15:03.960 --> 06:15:07.960
I don't give a zero. Simon's got to go on again surely.

06:15:07.960 --> 06:15:11.540
WSGA. Yes, he took one out of SGA's book there. Good shit.

06:15:12.320 --> 06:15:14.980
Right out of SGA's book. That's what I'm fucking talking about Chris.

06:15:16.240 --> 06:15:18.240
Mini-Maker is gonna save us, probably.

06:15:21.120 --> 06:15:24.620
ChrisMD Freakik. He's a Freakik specialist.

06:15:37.960 --> 06:15:39.960
Oh

06:15:42.040 --> 06:15:44.040
There is hope

06:15:47.200 --> 06:15:52.700
Guys do you still believe do you believe in the England comeback? I believe I'm not gonna lie

06:15:53.360 --> 06:15:56.400
We did JJ. Oh my god

06:15:59.000 --> 06:16:03.280
Yes, yes, yes go Chris

06:16:03.280 --> 06:16:08.400
Get us going your little metronome you not bad. That's a sp2. Who is this? Theo, Theo, Theo!

06:16:08.800 --> 06:16:10.000
Fine Theo!

06:16:10.000 --> 06:16:12.000
Nice, Theo!

06:16:12.240 --> 06:16:13.040
Theo!

06:16:13.040 --> 06:16:14.240
Theo, yeah!

06:16:14.240 --> 06:16:15.240
OHHHHH!

06:16:15.240 --> 06:16:16.240
OHHHHH!

06:16:16.240 --> 06:16:18.240
YES!

06:16:18.240 --> 06:16:20.240
Are they booing?

06:16:20.240 --> 06:16:22.240
On the big stage, freaking!

06:16:22.240 --> 06:16:24.240
Oh my god, yes Theo!

06:16:24.240 --> 06:16:26.240
Wait for it!

06:16:26.240 --> 06:16:28.240
There we fucking go!

06:16:28.240 --> 06:16:32.240
Bro, the crowd is like 95% French.

06:16:32.240 --> 06:16:34.240
Oh my god

06:16:39.560 --> 06:16:41.560
Oh god, he's asking to get food

06:16:42.480 --> 06:16:44.920
Jack he's asking to get food

06:16:53.560 --> 06:16:55.560
Jack

06:16:55.560 --> 06:17:02.560
Look at this, look at this, look at this, look at this, look at this, look at this.

06:17:02.560 --> 06:17:17.560
Chad, the thing is, uh, dude, when we went to the Arsenal sporting game, all the-

06:17:17.560 --> 06:17:19.560
Oh

06:17:40.720 --> 06:17:42.720
They didn't even have time to celebrate

06:17:47.560 --> 06:17:51.560
Hey the Holland celebration! Sad it was over.

06:18:02.560 --> 06:18:10.560
Bro, England didn't even have time to like, bro they finished celebrating, kickoff happens, immediately a goal.

06:18:10.560 --> 06:18:11.560
Immediately a goal.

06:18:11.560 --> 06:18:14.220
Taylor's the oldest time in a great finish.

06:18:14.220 --> 06:18:15.780
Really good play of this go.

06:18:16.860 --> 06:18:19.780
All right, mini-minter, you have to save the day.

06:18:19.780 --> 06:18:23.220
Mini-minter, you've done historic things in the past.

06:18:23.220 --> 06:18:24.980
You have to save the day, mini-minter.

06:18:24.980 --> 06:18:27.460
Ginger's charity match record is on the line, bro.

06:18:27.460 --> 06:18:30.780
I'm doing Niko and Milana, Niko, what's going on?

06:18:30.780 --> 06:18:33.020
Yeah, so, I mean, it's not the best one

06:18:33.020 --> 06:18:34.820
from the lads I have to say.

06:18:34.820 --> 06:18:37.100
I mean, I feel like I was carrying

06:18:37.100 --> 06:18:38.940
and then I got injured, unfortunately,

06:18:38.940 --> 06:18:40.740
so I've got hamstring injury.

06:18:40.740 --> 06:18:42.740
No

06:19:10.740 --> 06:19:16.940
too fast and he's just completely set up the team so I think so far he's had a disaster

06:19:16.940 --> 06:19:19.220
class even though he scored our own a guy.

06:19:19.220 --> 06:19:20.220
Oh!

06:19:20.220 --> 06:19:21.220
Oh!

06:19:21.220 --> 06:19:22.220
Manny!

06:19:22.220 --> 06:19:23.220
Thank you Niko!

06:19:23.220 --> 06:19:24.220
Jayser!

06:19:24.220 --> 06:19:25.220
This is not going well guys!

06:19:25.220 --> 06:19:26.220
Good day from Niko there.

06:19:26.220 --> 06:19:32.220
I'm not sure whether you guys agree on his analysis of that chance but trying to say that

06:19:32.220 --> 06:19:37.220
Hammy is injured I guess we won't see him again tonight.

06:19:37.220 --> 06:19:39.220
Manny come on Manny!

06:19:39.220 --> 06:19:39.940
F**k!

06:19:47.940 --> 06:19:49.380
Get Mini Minter up top!

06:19:50.100 --> 06:19:51.700
Get Mini Minter up- NO!

06:19:52.100 --> 06:19:53.060
Oostie, not again!

06:19:53.060 --> 06:19:54.260
Keeper, come on, thank you!

06:19:54.820 --> 06:19:56.260
Use your hands, you psycho pack!

06:19:56.500 --> 06:19:57.620
Why would I use your hands?

06:19:58.100 --> 06:20:00.420
Why would I- Oh my f**king god, oh my god!

06:20:01.620 --> 06:20:04.100
Who is this keeper? Is he on- is he on weed?

06:20:05.620 --> 06:20:07.220
Use your hands, you're in the box!

06:20:07.220 --> 06:20:08.020
The f**k!

06:20:09.220 --> 06:20:12.220
Go on Harry. Go on Harry. She's no hate, Prince.

06:20:16.220 --> 06:20:18.220
Let the girls side, this man already is here.

06:20:20.220 --> 06:20:24.220
Come on Vic, you got it Vic. Go Vic.

06:20:25.220 --> 06:20:28.220
He's not even moving. Go Vic. Yeah, go.

06:20:29.220 --> 06:20:31.220
No! No!

06:20:39.220 --> 06:20:47.980
he had the man in the middle look at this great run there was his option he

06:20:47.980 --> 06:20:53.380
Fuck it. He might have killed somebody. He might have actually killed somebody brother. He's fucking

06:21:07.780 --> 06:21:09.780
Thank you

06:21:17.980 --> 06:21:19.980
Please, MiniMinter, we need this!

06:21:20.980 --> 06:21:21.980
Please, Simon!

06:21:39.980 --> 06:21:41.980
What in MiniMinter?!

06:21:41.980 --> 06:21:42.980
Please!

06:21:42.980 --> 06:21:44.980
What the fuck?!

06:21:47.980 --> 06:21:49.980
Keeper which is interesting

06:21:49.980 --> 06:21:50.480
Roll

06:21:50.480 --> 06:21:51.480
Who's going in gum?

06:21:51.480 --> 06:21:52.980
Number 99

06:21:52.980 --> 06:21:53.980
Wait, what?

06:21:53.980 --> 06:21:55.980
Don't even know if I've ever been on my list

06:21:55.980 --> 06:21:57.980
GM

06:21:57.980 --> 06:21:59.980
GM

06:21:59.980 --> 06:22:01.980
GM

06:22:01.980 --> 06:22:04.980
There's something GM I don't know

06:22:04.980 --> 06:22:06.980
Good morning Britain and girl

06:22:06.980 --> 06:22:08.980
What's this?

06:22:09.980 --> 06:22:11.980
Toby's gonna come on which is much needed

06:22:11.980 --> 06:22:12.980
Yeah

06:22:12.980 --> 06:22:14.980
Who's he gonna come on to?

06:22:14.980 --> 06:22:16.980
Uh-huh, that's your best

06:22:16.980 --> 06:22:18.980
Please Toby we need this.

06:22:29.980 --> 06:22:30.980
Who the fuck is that?

06:22:34.980 --> 06:22:38.980
That's Kymito! That's Kymito! Oh my god!

06:22:40.980 --> 06:22:42.980
That's the guy who owns the Carmine Corps.

06:22:43.980 --> 06:22:44.980
Holy shit!

06:22:44.980 --> 06:22:47.980
That's why the crowd was screaming.

06:22:47.980 --> 06:22:50.980
Ho ho ho!

06:22:50.980 --> 06:22:52.980
Bro, his team just won the major.

06:22:52.980 --> 06:22:54.980
He's got to be happy.

06:22:54.980 --> 06:22:58.420
on the floor of the pitch trying.

06:22:58.420 --> 06:23:01.420
The time wasting is ridiculous.

06:23:01.420 --> 06:23:02.900
They're preparing back up again now.

06:23:02.900 --> 06:23:04.900
What's going on?

06:23:04.900 --> 06:23:08.380
Get a hold of it, Greg.

06:23:08.380 --> 06:23:12.300
This is a little bit.

06:23:12.300 --> 06:23:12.800
Yes, Chad.

06:23:12.800 --> 06:23:14.780
That's the Carmine Corp CEO.

06:23:14.780 --> 06:23:16.380
Wow.

06:23:16.380 --> 06:23:18.300
Camito.

06:23:18.300 --> 06:23:21.020
That's why the crowd is crazy, bro.

06:23:21.020 --> 06:23:23.020
That guy is so famous in France.

06:23:26.020 --> 06:23:28.020
Alright, Tobi!

06:23:28.020 --> 06:23:30.020
We need you right now, Tobi!

06:23:30.020 --> 06:23:32.020
Amin is going in that? What?

06:23:33.020 --> 06:23:34.020
Amin is going in that?

06:23:51.020 --> 06:23:56.520
But this is valuable time, I'm not having these gloves coming off again, changing the shirt again, he's going back and go.

06:23:56.520 --> 06:24:02.020
Honestly, this is textbook time wasting here, and the Dutch around is having a stinker.

06:24:03.020 --> 06:24:05.520
Yeah, it's a Dutch oven, and they stink.

06:24:05.520 --> 06:24:07.520
Brother, time wasting.

06:24:07.520 --> 06:24:10.520
Captain, time wasting so England can't come back.

06:24:10.520 --> 06:24:12.020
James, fucking...

06:24:12.020 --> 06:24:14.020
No, I want a James and a Trude.

06:24:15.020 --> 06:24:16.020
Come on, Chris.

06:24:17.020 --> 06:24:18.020
Come on, Chris.

06:24:19.020 --> 06:24:20.020
Come on, Manny.

06:24:21.020 --> 06:24:27.020
This wind will have a massive asterisk on it. Massive. Pick it then number eight.

06:24:30.020 --> 06:24:37.020
Oh no. Chris. Chris MD. We need more. Come on Ethan. Where's your shoulder?

06:24:37.020 --> 06:24:42.020
There's that race all going on. A little bit of off the ball stuff there.

06:24:42.020 --> 06:24:47.020
Did somebody say massive? Did somebody say massive?

06:24:47.020 --> 06:24:49.340
The ref doesn't play in the injury time, I'm gonna have a word with him.

06:24:51.180 --> 06:24:52.180
Well, we've had injuries.

06:24:52.180 --> 06:24:53.380
Have a word with him, ref!

06:24:55.380 --> 06:24:56.940
My apron's after that music show.

06:24:56.940 --> 06:24:58.060
Come on, right, guys?

06:25:00.300 --> 06:25:01.500
Trying to back on...

06:25:02.100 --> 06:25:02.780
...Yano.

06:25:03.100 --> 06:25:05.420
Best player on the pitch by my calculations.

06:25:07.700 --> 06:25:09.420
What's the comment that you got calculated?

06:25:11.420 --> 06:25:13.860
I mean, are you in goal? Are you taking corners?

06:25:13.860 --> 06:25:14.780
Are you doing a 60-year-old...

06:25:14.780 --> 06:25:15.980
Oh, course I'm gonna have a look!

06:25:17.020 --> 06:25:22.660
dude British dude British people are so party ground the British football

06:25:22.660 --> 06:25:29.160
banter is so fucking funny man have a fucking word with him Brad well in

06:25:29.160 --> 06:25:35.580
change well in change you can take the boy out of Salford listen if we're not

06:25:35.580 --> 06:25:38.500
leaving reports we're leaving with players on crutches

06:25:38.500 --> 06:25:40.980
Shady guys remember though the eyes of good lads

06:25:42.980 --> 06:25:45.860
Eyes of good lads no clearance nice shit

06:25:46.820 --> 06:25:53.940
counter go Toby go Toby go Toby Trevella why why Toby just run with it

06:25:54.980 --> 06:25:57.460
Toby just run with it baby please

06:26:08.500 --> 06:26:14.920
John needs his press like it's their time wasting chapter time wasting so they don't lose this is actually fucked up. Come on

06:26:15.580 --> 06:26:20.580
Chris, please Chris do some what the fuck? Why are we doing that?

06:26:23.140 --> 06:26:25.660
Chat they like it didn't realize you weren't a bunch of winners

06:26:26.300 --> 06:26:28.300
No, I want to win this I

06:26:28.460 --> 06:26:35.220
Didn't come to France to lose or watch a losing performance. That's what we're seeing. I didn't come to France. This is a green screen

06:26:38.500 --> 06:26:48.500
Who is this? Why is he good? Who is the keeper and why is he good? Who is there? Oh my god!

06:26:48.500 --> 06:26:56.500
Phil! Shoot! What the fuck! JJ, release! Release! JJ, you cannot play football!

06:26:56.500 --> 06:26:58.500
Oh! Badge, release!

06:26:58.500 --> 06:27:00.500
Please!

06:27:00.500 --> 06:27:02.500
Shiza!

06:27:02.500 --> 06:27:04.500
Yes, Chris!

06:27:04.500 --> 06:27:06.500
Wow! God damn it!

06:27:06.500 --> 06:27:08.500
Theo! Theo, Shiza!

06:27:08.500 --> 06:27:10.500
Please somebody stop!

06:27:10.500 --> 06:27:12.500
I can't watch this like torture!

06:27:14.500 --> 06:27:18.500
Let's have some positivity for the last 25 minutes.

06:27:18.500 --> 06:27:20.500
Come on boys, A9, get it under control.

06:27:20.500 --> 06:27:22.500
There's your option.

06:27:22.500 --> 06:27:24.500
Go on, Jim Jack.

06:27:24.500 --> 06:27:34.500
okay nice JJ release JJ don't triple release now my fucking god nice

06:27:34.500 --> 06:27:38.500
DEAD HE RELEASED! RELEASED DEAD HE RUH!

06:27:38.500 --> 06:27:42.500
Get this m- no! Get this m-

06:27:42.500 --> 06:27:46.500
Get DEAD HE OFF THE PINCE! WHAT THE FUCK!

06:27:46.500 --> 06:27:48.500
WHAT'S THAT!

06:27:48.500 --> 06:27:50.500
That's for most players, but great.

06:27:50.500 --> 06:27:52.500
Great that he had the confidence to do it.

06:27:52.500 --> 06:27:54.500
I can't watch this bro.

06:27:54.500 --> 06:27:56.500
DEAD HE WANT THE FUCK!

06:27:58.500 --> 06:28:00.500
Look out too, DEAD!

06:28:00.500 --> 06:28:01.500
Well won the L.

06:28:01.500 --> 06:28:03.500
He can in time for the World Cup.

06:28:03.500 --> 06:28:05.500
You got to just go simple there.

06:28:05.500 --> 06:28:06.500
Put it off, man.

06:28:06.500 --> 06:28:07.500
You got to just put it in.

06:28:07.500 --> 06:28:08.500
Hey.

06:28:08.500 --> 06:28:09.500
Toby?

06:28:09.500 --> 06:28:10.500
Come on, Toby.

06:28:10.500 --> 06:28:11.500
You're a beautiful man.

06:28:11.500 --> 06:28:12.500
You're a beautiful man, Toby.

06:28:12.500 --> 06:28:13.500
Ben?

06:28:13.500 --> 06:28:14.500
Yep.

06:28:14.500 --> 06:28:15.500
Oh!

06:28:15.500 --> 06:28:16.500
Bro, this keeper's good.

06:28:16.500 --> 06:28:17.500
I'm not going to lie.

06:28:17.500 --> 06:28:18.500
This...

06:28:18.500 --> 06:28:20.500
Look at that for this throw.

06:28:20.500 --> 06:28:21.500
CB1, H.O.S.A.M.

06:28:21.500 --> 06:28:22.500
Clatter.

06:28:22.500 --> 06:28:23.500
Yeah, go down.

06:28:23.500 --> 06:28:24.500
Yeah, go down.

06:28:24.500 --> 06:28:25.500
Yeah, go down.

06:28:25.500 --> 06:28:26.500
Yeah, go down.

06:28:26.500 --> 06:28:27.500
Yeah, go down.

06:28:27.500 --> 06:28:28.500
Go down.

06:28:28.500 --> 06:28:40.500
Why is the steeper so good he can dribble putt he's fast. Who is the steeper? Who the fuck is this?

06:28:40.500 --> 06:28:49.500
Gotta move for him lads. Here we go. He's our captain. JJ's released. God damn it JJ.

06:28:49.500 --> 06:28:53.840
Pass to the nearest player you can't play football J.J.

06:28:54.460 --> 06:28:56.460
Give me that fuck.

06:28:57.000 --> 06:28:58.460
Oh my god

06:28:58.460 --> 06:29:02.400
JJ received the ball head up whoever's nearest pass

06:29:03.740 --> 06:29:05.740
You can't play football

06:29:11.920 --> 06:29:13.920
No, no, okay

06:29:13.920 --> 06:29:17.800
This keeper's actually cheating. I'm not gonna lie this keeper's in the Premier League

06:29:17.800 --> 06:29:21.720
Who the fuck is this guy? Is this guy in the Premier League? Can we just get a background check?

06:29:21.720 --> 06:29:24.920
Is this guy in the Premier League? Who the fuck is this?

06:29:24.920 --> 06:29:27.720
It's just like he's that good, the Symphony girl, which is...

06:29:27.720 --> 06:29:32.040
We don't even have him on our list. I think he's a proper rim-a-lite.

06:29:32.040 --> 06:29:35.400
I'm getting flashbacks to Muda. I thought this was a charity match.

06:29:35.400 --> 06:29:39.720
Why is this guy a pro? Why is this guy a pro? I'm not gonna lie.

06:29:43.320 --> 06:29:46.760
Can we please get a background check on that keeper? I'm pretty sure he's a pro.

06:29:46.760 --> 06:29:48.760
What the fuck?

06:29:52.600 --> 06:29:54.100
Jack

06:29:54.100 --> 06:29:56.100
Chris M.D. Gold

06:29:56.100 --> 06:29:58.100
Mini-Minter Equalizer

06:29:58.500 --> 06:30:00.780
Going to excite. I'm telling you right now

06:30:02.540 --> 06:30:07.180
Chris M.D. Gold, Mini-Minter Equalizer, goes to excite. Mark my words

06:30:13.300 --> 06:30:15.300
Yes, Chris, what did I say?

06:30:15.300 --> 06:30:27.440
I'm actually gonna freak out when we didn't need it the defender just faking

06:30:27.440 --> 06:30:35.000
No, I'm leaving the door open. I'm legitimately gonna freak out that

06:30:35.000 --> 06:30:42.000
the door way and take it. This is what we really need you boys. This is a proper game

06:30:42.000 --> 06:30:43.000
of football lads.

06:30:43.000 --> 06:30:47.000
Oh he caught his finger on the stud and I don't mean Chris.

06:30:47.000 --> 06:30:52.000
GINGE! Play the long ball! You have an excellent long ball!

06:30:52.000 --> 06:30:53.000
Shit.

06:30:53.000 --> 06:30:57.000
God damn it! Win it Chris! Yes Chris!

06:30:57.000 --> 06:30:58.000
Good Chris, that's great.

06:30:58.000 --> 06:31:03.000
Please, please, please, missed a good chance. Whatever you do, don't pass the KSI or Benji

06:31:03.000 --> 06:31:04.000
F**k!

06:31:04.000 --> 06:31:06.000
P-J, take number two on!

06:31:08.000 --> 06:31:09.000
Look at that.

06:31:12.000 --> 06:31:13.000
He's having fun.

06:31:17.000 --> 06:31:18.000
Wait, wait, wait.

06:31:18.000 --> 06:31:20.000
My chat is saying,

06:31:20.000 --> 06:31:23.000
the French goalkeeper is a Kings League player.

06:31:23.000 --> 06:31:25.000
How the f**k is this fair?

06:31:25.000 --> 06:31:27.000
The people watching at home can pick up his...

06:31:27.000 --> 06:31:29.000
is the atmosphere here.

06:31:29.000 --> 06:31:32.000
Jack Joseph is in the gamescom.

06:31:32.000 --> 06:31:34.000
The game is fucking gone.

06:31:34.000 --> 06:31:38.000
I love Jack Joseph, but the game is fucking gone.

06:31:38.000 --> 06:31:40.000
Great Gaffer, but the game is gone.

06:31:43.000 --> 06:31:45.000
Where is Mini-Meter?!

06:31:45.000 --> 06:31:47.000
Fuck!

06:31:58.000 --> 06:31:59.000
Yo, yo!

06:31:59.000 --> 06:32:01.000
Yo, Stephen Kries is a loose cannon, bro!

06:32:02.000 --> 06:32:07.000
Oh my god, he's this.

06:32:07.000 --> 06:32:10.000
Here we go!

06:32:10.000 --> 06:32:12.000
Everybody fucking focused!

06:32:12.000 --> 06:32:15.000
Minimum is going up top.

06:32:15.000 --> 06:32:18.000
Alright Jack, finally!

06:32:18.000 --> 06:32:20.000
Thank god!

06:32:20.000 --> 06:32:24.000
There's 20 minutes left, Jesus!

06:32:24.000 --> 06:32:26.000
Come on Simon, come on Simon!

06:32:26.000 --> 06:32:29.000
We need to mess the class Simon!

06:32:32.000 --> 06:32:36.000
Simon's gonna throw it in. What's going on here with Lionel and Ginge?

06:32:36.000 --> 06:32:40.000
He's getting an armband, okay. JJ's giving Ginge the armband.

06:32:40.000 --> 06:32:43.000
It's a gold play.

06:32:43.000 --> 06:32:49.000
Wait, is Minimans gonna throw it? It's gonna throw him from there. Minimans just got...

06:32:49.000 --> 06:32:51.000
Oh, he slinged it up.

06:32:51.000 --> 06:32:53.000
Hey man, on the volleys!

06:32:53.000 --> 06:32:56.000
Have a look, Harry! Goss will have a look, Harry!

06:32:56.000 --> 06:32:58.000
Oh, oh my god!

06:32:58.000 --> 06:33:00.400
All right, that keeper, no, no, hey!

06:33:00.400 --> 06:33:02.640
This keeper is cheating!

06:33:02.640 --> 06:33:06.360
This keeper is, this is not fair to England!

06:33:07.520 --> 06:33:09.360
What the fuck?

06:33:10.520 --> 06:33:11.840
Oh my God!

06:33:13.160 --> 06:33:14.240
The keeper's a smurf.

06:33:19.200 --> 06:33:23.520
Okay, so for England's keeper, I'm not gonna lie.

06:33:23.520 --> 06:33:25.880
Can England just throw in Allison Becker,

06:33:25.880 --> 06:33:28.000
even though he's from Brazil, who cares?

06:33:28.000 --> 06:33:29.720
Listen, whoever the...

06:33:29.720 --> 06:33:31.040
Chris, that's really shy.

06:33:31.040 --> 06:33:32.440
I'm speaking to corners, mate.

06:33:32.440 --> 06:33:33.320
Chris, put him in language.

06:33:33.320 --> 06:33:35.160
Chris, that's shit.

06:33:35.160 --> 06:33:37.880
Man, mate, it's free though, I bet you can see him.

06:33:39.280 --> 06:33:41.120
Daddy can...

06:33:41.120 --> 06:33:44.880
Guys, look, Toby, please, daddy, Toby, Toby, daddy!

06:33:44.880 --> 06:33:47.320
Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy!

06:33:47.320 --> 06:33:48.160
No!

06:33:49.160 --> 06:33:50.400
It's that defender again to France.

06:33:50.400 --> 06:33:51.480
He has been brilliant.

06:33:51.480 --> 06:33:52.400
Yeah, he's been on real.

06:33:52.400 --> 06:33:54.680
It's one half of the pitch, hasn't it?

06:33:54.680 --> 06:33:59.640
great ball Simon to be pleased

06:33:59.640 --> 06:34:03.640
and there is a guy who is addicted to that pitch

06:34:03.640 --> 06:34:07.640
that's what it's all about Frank

06:34:07.640 --> 06:34:09.640
he's yo man

06:34:09.640 --> 06:34:13.640
Francis Keeper is smurfing this needs to be investigated

06:34:13.640 --> 06:34:17.640
I'm not kidding FIFA call up the bald guy

06:34:17.640 --> 06:34:21.640
listen bro they're Keeper subs in please

06:34:51.640 --> 06:34:53.640
I did not think this is gonna happen

06:34:55.560 --> 06:35:00.660
And it just gives up on the ball that this home for come on go on Toby. Oh my god here it is

06:35:11.520 --> 06:35:16.160
No, but you get some fuck this shit, bro. No seriously fuck this shit

06:35:16.160 --> 06:35:27.160
fuck who's this? he's smurfing! he's smurfing! why is STM good? 9

06:35:33.160 --> 06:35:40.160
okay 45 minutes into the game their quote-unquote backup fucking keeper comes in

06:35:40.160 --> 06:35:45.160
he dribbles past nine players he battles on the ball like a fucking crane and

06:35:45.160 --> 06:35:49.160
And then five minutes later he has a Premier League level save.

06:35:49.160 --> 06:35:51.160
It's opening up!

06:35:51.160 --> 06:35:52.160
BIO!

06:35:52.160 --> 06:35:55.160
Toby's tired, this is not going well.

06:35:55.160 --> 06:35:57.160
Toby! BIO! BIO!

06:36:00.160 --> 06:36:01.160
Wow.

06:36:01.160 --> 06:36:04.160
He did everything right, apart from the finish.

06:36:04.160 --> 06:36:07.160
We had Jed Joseph making the decoy run.

06:36:07.160 --> 06:36:11.160
So who is Francis' backup fucking striker?

06:36:11.160 --> 06:36:13.160
Is it Mbappe?

06:36:13.160 --> 06:36:19.320
What the fuck am I watching? Who's their backup cam? Is it Ryan Scherke? What is this?

06:36:20.720 --> 06:36:24.200
Their keeper can't be stopped. He can't!

06:36:25.880 --> 06:36:29.200
Is it Ryan Scherke? Like what the fuck?

06:36:33.200 --> 06:36:36.400
Oh no, oh no, offside, please gone!

06:36:36.400 --> 06:36:45.280
Did you know Ethan has a French cousin called Cham? Cham Payne there, we'll be in Silly.

06:36:45.280 --> 06:36:49.600
He's reached that part of the match where I just reading out the drafts.

06:36:49.600 --> 06:36:54.400
Their keeper is smurfing. I want a full-blown investigation all the way to the top. This

06:36:54.400 --> 06:36:58.400
is a charity match. Why is their backup keeper a Premier League level? What's happening?

06:36:58.400 --> 06:36:59.400
I have an appeal, that's for sure.

06:36:59.400 --> 06:37:00.400
Did you guys see that save?

06:37:00.400 --> 06:37:01.400
What will it be?

06:37:01.400 --> 06:37:02.400
Chris and Lee's making it great.

06:37:02.400 --> 06:37:04.400
Line him! Come on, Chris! We need you now!

06:37:04.400 --> 06:37:05.400
I'll be here for it.

06:37:05.400 --> 06:37:07.400
Please Chris!

06:37:07.400 --> 06:37:09.400
Stop the box, maybe!

06:37:10.400 --> 06:37:12.400
Stay out! Fuck!

06:37:22.400 --> 06:37:25.400
It's not a charity match. Okay, this is awkward.

06:37:25.400 --> 06:37:27.400
It's not- oh, sorry.

06:37:35.400 --> 06:37:41.400
And then I'll, this is where I'm worried, because we've had quite a few opportunities to punish, not taken or now they could.

06:37:41.400 --> 06:37:45.400
It is a charity match. You know what? I'm just not gonna read my chapter the rest of my life.

06:37:45.400 --> 06:37:50.400
Somebody, keep her, come up, keep her, come up! Keep her, come up!

06:37:50.400 --> 06:37:56.400
Yo, keep her! We don't got much time! Put some pep in your staff, motherfucker!

06:37:56.400 --> 06:37:59.400
Shysa.

06:37:59.400 --> 06:38:03.400
Simon sort of led up there, but I understand, I respect it, I'm not gonna lie.

06:38:03.400 --> 06:38:06.800
Simon let up there with that challenge, but I respect it. I understand

06:38:12.000 --> 06:38:14.000
Please God

06:38:15.720 --> 06:38:20.240
Chris comfortable course he does play mini-mits in the middle. Yes, okay

06:38:21.400 --> 06:38:23.400
Yeah

06:38:25.480 --> 06:38:27.480
Why is their back line so good

06:38:27.480 --> 06:38:29.480
The striker

06:38:32.600 --> 06:38:36.920
Why is the French back line so good right now trying with us? It looks offside

06:38:39.440 --> 06:38:41.440
Guys this is not going good

06:38:41.760 --> 06:38:43.760
This is not going good

06:38:47.160 --> 06:38:53.820
Somebody said why is why is this I eat playing I don't know this team is pro level. I don't know

06:38:53.820 --> 06:39:00.860
Brother, uh, who's the French keeper man? Yeah, that guy's gotta be his brother. I'm not even kidding

06:39:01.220 --> 06:39:03.220
That's his brother. I don't know

06:39:03.540 --> 06:39:05.540
This team is stacked

06:39:10.540 --> 06:39:12.540
League of legends

06:39:12.540 --> 06:39:14.540
Oh

06:39:42.540 --> 06:39:46.380
the pitch though. They tried to

06:39:46.380 --> 06:39:48.380
start him off and he said no.

06:39:48.380 --> 06:39:50.380
So this is in English means

06:39:50.380 --> 06:39:52.380
no as well. Yeah, that's why

06:39:52.380 --> 06:39:54.380
I understood it. Yeah. How's it

06:39:54.380 --> 06:39:56.380
hate being Josh? He's a scorcher,

06:39:56.380 --> 06:39:58.380
isn't it? Very hot. It's a very

06:39:58.380 --> 06:40:00.380
sweaty game in both ways. Yeah.

06:40:00.380 --> 06:40:02.380
Josh, is there anything you can

06:40:02.380 --> 06:40:04.380
give in these last 15 minutes

06:40:04.380 --> 06:40:06.380
to turn the game around? Me

06:40:06.380 --> 06:40:08.380
personally, no. It's not

06:40:08.380 --> 06:40:10.720
Toby's injured, Toby's injured, no.

06:40:15.220 --> 06:40:19.420
Ginger, I love you so much, Ginger.

06:40:19.420 --> 06:40:23.300
My goat, God damn it, I love you, Ginger.

06:40:23.300 --> 06:40:24.580
I love you, Ginger.

06:40:24.580 --> 06:40:29.700
Go, go, Barca counter, Barca counter, Barca counter,

06:40:29.700 --> 06:40:31.540
Barca counter, Jesus.

06:40:31.540 --> 06:40:37.540
Amen, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

06:40:38.380 --> 06:40:39.380
Yes!

06:40:39.380 --> 06:40:42.180
Ginge, it's all because of you, Ginge.

06:40:42.180 --> 06:40:43.700
You beautiful fucking man.

06:40:43.700 --> 06:40:45.900
It's all because of you, Ginge.

06:40:45.900 --> 06:40:46.900
Oh my god.

06:40:46.900 --> 06:40:49.900
I thought Jacob R. England, Tobi is down in Ginge.

06:40:49.900 --> 06:40:52.900
I think it's his handshaking that we saw before the match.

06:40:52.900 --> 06:40:53.900
Tobi's in there.

06:40:53.900 --> 06:40:55.900
Yeah, that looks like a recurring in Saber Ginge.

06:40:55.900 --> 06:40:56.900
Take a bow.

06:40:56.900 --> 06:40:57.900
Sir Morgan, arise.

06:40:57.900 --> 06:40:58.900
You've set that up.

06:40:58.900 --> 06:40:59.900
You've kept us in the game.

06:40:59.900 --> 06:41:00.900
Could have been 4-1.

06:41:00.900 --> 06:41:01.900
Just dead is 3-2.

06:41:01.900 --> 06:41:06.500
Trevor, they took out the Premier League goalie and it's a goal.

06:41:06.500 --> 06:41:07.500
Coincidence?

06:41:07.500 --> 06:41:11.140
not the Premier League goalies no longer in and we score

06:41:13.740 --> 06:41:15.740
Jack it's coming home last

06:41:17.940 --> 06:41:19.700
That's a shame

06:41:19.700 --> 06:41:26.060
By the way, how pivotal it's coming home last solution. Please Jim. You're so fucking good

06:41:26.500 --> 06:41:33.020
Didn't I will literally give you a blow job for that. No, Toby's that these games. He's actually hurt. No

06:41:33.020 --> 06:41:35.020
No, no, no, no, no.

06:41:35.020 --> 06:41:37.020
It's a problem. I hope it's actually her.

06:41:37.020 --> 06:41:39.020
It's three-two to a French.

06:41:39.020 --> 06:41:41.020
We've got a lot of stoppages.

06:41:41.020 --> 06:41:45.020
I don't know if the rest will play longer than the 90s.

06:41:45.020 --> 06:41:49.020
Sometimes these, um, these games have a sort of cap on pitch time.

06:41:49.020 --> 06:41:51.020
No! No!

06:41:51.020 --> 06:41:54.020
Toby got her! Oh! Fuck, dude!

06:41:59.020 --> 06:42:02.020
Does this mean that maybe we have to put Gadsie back in?

06:42:02.020 --> 06:42:03.080
No, Shai says.

06:42:05.580 --> 06:42:07.760
Anyone but Deti, please, God!

06:42:26.260 --> 06:42:28.580
Shai is saying France has 12 players in.

06:42:28.580 --> 06:42:29.540
Can we get a count on this?

06:42:29.540 --> 06:42:31.060
High-fives, get a count, let's go.

06:42:32.020 --> 06:42:39.020
Oh, AP! Okay, AP is actually pretty good. AP is pretty good.

06:42:50.020 --> 06:42:55.020
Oh my god, XQC just caught us, Trey, and Scatch, shy son.

06:43:02.020 --> 06:43:07.940
After the go I think you just did a few of those definitely buy gifts. It's quite the answer. He loves magic tricks

06:43:07.940 --> 06:43:11.580
I'm on a car also the boxing fight lost after three rounds

06:43:11.580 --> 06:43:18.700
Here's what needs to happen. She's the name many minutes or equalizer. It was always a mini-minus or 90s minute equalizer

06:43:21.420 --> 06:43:25.780
So we're not gonna show you what's always a 90s minute equalizer. Let's fucking go

06:43:32.020 --> 06:43:36.520
Great. Very nice. Hope is okay. He's also clapping the cra-

06:43:39.020 --> 06:43:43.520
Threading or anything like that, guys. I think he's probably just like a serious Hammy injury, if I was to guess.

06:43:46.020 --> 06:43:48.520
It was a risk going into the game, but...

06:43:49.520 --> 06:43:51.520
That's that moment there. England's scotch from it.

06:43:51.520 --> 06:43:55.520
This ginger block. Look at it. It's a nice first one, by the way. Did one earlier, the game.

06:43:55.520 --> 06:43:57.020
He sniffs out Dager.

06:43:57.020 --> 06:43:58.520
He is Captain Morgan.

06:43:58.520 --> 06:44:03.520
But there's not currently wearing the arm band I can see.

06:44:03.520 --> 06:44:05.520
He's got it back.

06:44:05.520 --> 06:44:08.520
He's got Captain Morgan and Carvel in the back.

06:44:11.520 --> 06:44:13.520
Can we get a third?

06:44:13.520 --> 06:44:16.520
I genuinely don't know what happens if it's a draw or a 90.

06:44:16.520 --> 06:44:18.520
I'm going to hope for penalties.

06:44:18.520 --> 06:44:25.520
We have eight minutes to find out and we have the other half of the pitch addicts on the ball now.

06:44:25.520 --> 06:44:27.520
That's all we need.

06:44:27.520 --> 06:44:32.560
They changed the keeper and they took that 22, sent the half off, Vickos. Suddenly, we scored.

06:44:35.200 --> 06:44:37.200
Good challenge. Good, Beepen.

06:44:37.840 --> 06:44:38.880
Leasy ball.

06:44:38.880 --> 06:44:40.000
Chris M.D.

06:44:40.000 --> 06:44:41.200
Run into the game.

06:44:41.200 --> 06:44:42.000
It's a great ball.

06:44:42.000 --> 06:44:43.600
When did Run-Ins meet in Shorter?

06:44:43.600 --> 06:44:44.480
Jack Jones is in the box.

06:44:44.480 --> 06:44:45.120
I'm back!

06:44:45.120 --> 06:44:46.800
Equalizer! Mini-Minter!

06:44:46.800 --> 06:44:48.480
Fuck! Equalizer!

06:44:50.000 --> 06:44:51.360
Equalizer, please!

06:44:52.640 --> 06:44:53.280
No!

06:44:53.280 --> 06:44:54.240
This is the other half.

06:44:54.240 --> 06:44:54.880
No!

06:44:54.880 --> 06:44:56.080
I can't believe how quick he is!

06:44:56.080 --> 06:44:58.080
Yeah, he's really good, Tim.

06:44:58.080 --> 06:45:00.080
He's getting deep in.

06:45:00.080 --> 06:45:03.080
The angle gingers there. Got to play Simon. He does.

06:45:03.080 --> 06:45:06.080
Now you can play to Chris. Just get through those phases.

06:45:06.080 --> 06:45:08.080
Yes, Chris!

06:45:08.080 --> 06:45:13.080
Theo! Theo's slide! You better slide, Theo! God damn it! You better slide!

06:45:13.080 --> 06:45:14.080
Fuck.

06:45:14.080 --> 06:45:17.080
I don't know. I don't know.

06:45:17.080 --> 06:45:19.080
I don't know.

06:45:19.080 --> 06:45:22.080
It's not looking good. I'm not sure why.

06:45:22.080 --> 06:45:28.080
He's 60. No he's not. Everybody calm down.

06:45:33.080 --> 06:45:37.080
Seven minutes for an equalizer. Cause I'm not even kidding they don't do exercise.

06:45:37.080 --> 06:45:41.080
The first half ended at 45 sharp. You thought of my chat please.

06:45:41.080 --> 06:45:43.080
I don't think they do exercise.

06:45:47.080 --> 06:45:49.080
Yes Simon! Simon!

06:45:52.080 --> 06:45:53.040
Oh my bull!

06:45:54.000 --> 06:45:55.120
There's no one in there really.

06:45:55.120 --> 06:45:56.520
Joseph trying his best to get out of the way.

06:45:56.520 --> 06:45:58.120
Those six minutes, Chad, I'm not even kidding.

06:45:58.680 --> 06:46:01.640
Because they did not do, they did not do added time in the first half.

06:46:01.640 --> 06:46:03.480
Let's not slow down the throw-ins.

06:46:04.160 --> 06:46:05.320
Oh, man.

06:46:05.320 --> 06:46:06.160
They didn't do it.

06:46:06.400 --> 06:46:08.520
We've made it again, everyone. We've made it a match.

06:46:09.720 --> 06:46:12.560
Yeah, I think this French team are just very well put together.

06:46:12.560 --> 06:46:13.680
Some brilliant players.

06:46:15.440 --> 06:46:16.920
Why are they acting like it's over?

06:46:17.760 --> 06:46:18.920
Yo, Steven Trice!

06:46:19.200 --> 06:46:20.280
I didn't know you were Twitter!

06:46:20.280 --> 06:46:26.040
I don't know your fucking quitter Steven Christ. This game's not over.

06:46:26.040 --> 06:46:29.280
Alright it might be over. I'm not good luck.

06:46:29.280 --> 06:46:31.280
AB just missed the ball.

06:46:31.280 --> 06:46:33.280
Oh, yes!

06:46:33.280 --> 06:46:35.280
Yes! Please!

06:46:35.280 --> 06:46:37.280
Please!

06:46:37.280 --> 06:46:39.280
Please!

06:46:39.280 --> 06:46:41.280
Yes!

06:46:41.280 --> 06:46:43.280
Yes!

06:46:43.280 --> 06:46:45.280
Yes!

06:46:45.280 --> 06:46:47.280
Yes!

06:46:47.280 --> 06:46:49.280
Oh my god, maybe Jack goes...

06:46:49.280 --> 06:46:50.280
What?

06:46:50.280 --> 06:46:54.280
It would have been a penalty if he didn't convert it, but we'll take the goal.

06:46:54.280 --> 06:46:55.280
The shirts are off.

06:46:55.280 --> 06:46:57.280
The 700 England away foul.

06:46:57.280 --> 06:46:58.280
It was Jack Joseph.

06:46:58.280 --> 06:47:01.280
And we could still leave Paris with a W.

06:47:01.280 --> 06:47:02.280
There's actually...

06:47:02.280 --> 06:47:03.280
He needs to stop.

06:47:03.280 --> 06:47:04.280
Oh my God, he's tired.

06:47:04.280 --> 06:47:05.280
It's Joseph.

06:47:05.280 --> 06:47:06.280
The carpenter.

06:47:06.280 --> 06:47:08.280
The fucking Gaffer.

06:47:08.280 --> 06:47:09.280
Wow.

06:47:09.280 --> 06:47:11.280
The fucking Gaffer.

06:47:11.280 --> 06:47:12.280
Oh my God.

06:47:12.280 --> 06:47:13.280
Cinema.

06:47:13.280 --> 06:47:14.280
Cinema.

06:47:14.280 --> 06:47:16.280
From Jack bloody Joseph.

06:47:16.280 --> 06:47:18.280
Look at that for me man.

06:47:18.280 --> 06:47:19.720
That's beautiful!

06:47:19.720 --> 06:47:23.840
Fantastic goal, that is just, that is big John Ball, encapsulated it.

06:47:23.840 --> 06:47:26.840
Offside, Yo Bro, do you even know how football works?

06:47:26.840 --> 06:47:29.360
He passed the ball behind him, what do you mean offside?

06:47:29.360 --> 06:47:30.880
Get a whack.

06:47:30.880 --> 06:47:35.080
That is the most onside goal you can get.

06:47:35.080 --> 06:47:41.160
Jack, ten minutes ago, he passed the ball backwards, what do you mean offside?

06:47:41.160 --> 06:47:42.160
We have four minutes.

06:47:42.160 --> 06:47:43.160
All right, now!

06:47:43.160 --> 06:47:45.400
We go to added time!

06:47:45.400 --> 06:47:46.900
Mini-Minter up top!

06:47:46.900 --> 06:47:48.820
Chris and Theo in the middle.

06:47:48.820 --> 06:47:49.820
Manny on right wing.

06:47:49.820 --> 06:47:52.820
Toby, we're gonna need you to un-tweak that hamstring.

06:47:52.820 --> 06:47:54.660
We're gonna need you on left wing.

06:47:54.660 --> 06:47:56.220
Don't concede right away.

06:47:56.220 --> 06:47:57.060
Oh, no.

06:47:57.060 --> 06:47:59.420
The love of King George, or whatever his name is,

06:47:59.420 --> 06:48:00.740
Saint George's name.

06:48:00.740 --> 06:48:02.460
That's the English lad, isn't it?

06:48:02.460 --> 06:48:05.300
Yeah, yeah, it'll do.

06:48:05.300 --> 06:48:07.220
Defend, brilliant from AB.

06:48:07.220 --> 06:48:08.540
What was that pass?

06:48:08.540 --> 06:48:09.740
What was that pass?

06:48:09.740 --> 06:48:11.260
What was that pass?

06:48:11.260 --> 06:48:12.100
Keep flopping.

06:48:12.100 --> 06:48:16.600
Nope, SGA, SGA, SGA, no!

06:48:16.900 --> 06:48:25.580
offside a voltage sides never left that this could be a proper snatch and grab

06:48:25.580 --> 06:48:34.420
job wins the ball there yes yes that's a yellow for your nation we got a shy

06:48:34.420 --> 06:48:39.340
gilgis Alexander enjoyer what the fuck is this what the fuck is this man get up

06:48:39.340 --> 06:48:48.940
come on check in foul oh my god

06:48:48.940 --> 06:48:53.620
either side of them well I thought they were going to go to VAR

06:48:53.620 --> 06:48:59.460
checking in but I definitely are we're playing right now go on Harry

06:48:59.460 --> 06:49:02.500
come on Chris, just MD don't give up son

06:49:02.500 --> 06:49:09.380
Well engine well engine just brought on away back to Jim's back to Jim's yet

06:49:10.300 --> 06:49:12.300
What's happening this? What is that?

06:49:14.980 --> 06:49:16.980
Can't be playing around like that guys come on

06:49:18.580 --> 06:49:22.300
Who would your MOM be this go over an English one? I think we have some very good guys

06:49:22.300 --> 06:49:25.900
I don't know. I don't know. I'm nervous. I'm not gonna lie

06:49:32.500 --> 06:49:34.500
with his three clearances

06:49:36.500 --> 06:49:38.500
Win it, win it, win it

06:49:39.500 --> 06:49:41.500
No, no, no

06:49:42.500 --> 06:49:43.500
Win it!

06:49:44.500 --> 06:49:45.500
Clearance!

06:49:45.500 --> 06:49:47.500
Yes, Manny, I love you

06:49:56.500 --> 06:49:57.500
Fucking hell, Raph

06:49:58.500 --> 06:49:59.500
He's got it by the balls, Raph

06:50:00.500 --> 06:50:01.500
Raph, he's got it by the nuts

06:50:02.500 --> 06:50:03.500
100%

06:50:03.500 --> 06:50:04.500
Uh-oh, uh-oh

06:50:05.500 --> 06:50:06.500
No, not a means!

06:50:07.500 --> 06:50:09.500
Get in, get out to it!

06:50:09.500 --> 06:50:10.500
And again, and again!

06:50:10.500 --> 06:50:11.500
Change!

06:50:11.500 --> 06:50:12.500
Oh, that's a late one!

06:50:12.500 --> 06:50:13.500
That- that's a pun!

06:50:13.500 --> 06:50:14.500
Yeah!

06:50:14.500 --> 06:50:15.500
Yeah!

06:50:15.500 --> 06:50:16.500
There we go!

06:50:16.500 --> 06:50:18.500
BASTA! BASTA cameras shot!

06:50:18.500 --> 06:50:20.500
Who was that without chatting in the box?

06:50:20.500 --> 06:50:22.500
It was... another naughty one.

06:50:24.500 --> 06:50:25.500
We're gonna mention it.

06:50:26.500 --> 06:50:28.500
No VR, hopefully, on that one?

06:50:29.500 --> 06:50:31.500
No, it's not, this game should be decided.

06:50:32.500 --> 06:50:34.500
They already had one, they don't get two.

06:50:34.500 --> 06:50:35.940
Eighty-ninth minute.

06:50:35.940 --> 06:50:37.460
Could you imagine?

06:50:37.460 --> 06:50:39.020
Could you imagine?

06:50:39.020 --> 06:50:40.020
Eighty-ninth minute.

06:50:42.520 --> 06:50:45.420
All kinds of space opening up for both teams now.

06:50:45.420 --> 06:50:46.420
No.

06:50:46.420 --> 06:50:47.900
No, no, no, no.

06:50:47.900 --> 06:50:49.180
Beds, we need you.

06:50:49.180 --> 06:50:50.940
Beds, go Beds.

06:50:50.940 --> 06:50:52.220
He's offside, I think.

06:50:52.220 --> 06:50:53.220
I know.

06:50:53.220 --> 06:50:54.220
I think.

06:50:54.220 --> 06:50:55.820
Yeah, it's offside.

06:50:55.820 --> 06:50:57.580
I thought they were chicken bar, then.

06:50:57.580 --> 06:50:58.380
I hope not.

06:50:58.380 --> 06:51:00.100
OK.

06:51:00.100 --> 06:51:00.580
I'm sure that.

06:51:00.580 --> 06:51:02.220
Look, I'm not going to lie, but the boys

06:51:02.220 --> 06:51:05.260
need a little bit of a water break here just get to the 90th minute safe

06:51:05.260 --> 06:51:13.740
challenge no don't if they do that now in the 88 for 89th minute three all I'm

06:51:13.740 --> 06:51:20.140
never having french fries again looking at the offside your VAR offside

06:51:20.140 --> 06:51:27.100
the entire English team is tired all of our tires they need water they need

06:51:27.100 --> 06:51:35.100
water now that's fine with me look what's the VR all the game is gone what

06:51:35.100 --> 06:51:38.980
is the VR they're gonna give it and it's gonna be another best one it's gonna be

06:51:38.980 --> 06:51:43.100
two pens I think it doesn't get me away no I think it kicks the ball he's

06:51:43.100 --> 06:51:47.580
doing with it do you think yes if they give this a pen I'm turning off the

06:51:47.580 --> 06:51:51.420
stream and I'm never watching this event again I give this the VR you guys it's

06:51:51.420 --> 06:51:54.220
not even remotely close to a goal scoring opportunity and this is why

06:51:54.220 --> 06:52:02.460
football's dying. What is that? What is that? If you give that, if you give a 50-50 challenge

06:52:02.460 --> 06:52:09.860
a pen, I'm turning this bullshit off. I don't care. I'm turning this shit off. I swear to

06:52:09.860 --> 06:52:21.980
God, this is a pen! The game's gone. I'm sorry, but the game is gone. The fact that the pen

06:52:21.980 --> 06:52:28.500
is discussed this is it feels so sorry for bears giving two calories one year

06:52:28.500 --> 06:52:39.260
I mean the game's gone this is a you know it's an exhibition game let's have a

06:52:39.260 --> 06:52:43.940
bit of fun yeah bro it's a friendly man you want to win like this you actually

06:52:43.940 --> 06:52:48.300
want to win like that and listen is there a game they've been given a moment

06:52:48.300 --> 06:52:52.940
It's not like with my no no fuck all that shit. It is a friendly and you're gonna end it like this

06:52:52.940 --> 06:52:54.940
You're gonna end a friendly like this

06:52:55.340 --> 06:53:00.140
Shisa the sideman charity match could never they would never do this. What the actual bug?

06:53:00.460 --> 06:53:05.820
Say it's a friendly and you're gonna end it like this. He's gonna take the penalty for the game is gone

06:53:12.060 --> 06:53:15.300
Unbelievable scenes we've done so well to get back in this guy

06:53:15.300 --> 06:53:27.500
90 minutes of an intense match and it ends like this

06:53:27.500 --> 06:53:29.500
Barra.

06:53:29.500 --> 06:53:31.500
Please.

06:53:31.500 --> 06:53:33.500
Come on, Kiran.

06:53:33.500 --> 06:53:35.500
We believe in you, sir.

06:53:35.500 --> 06:53:37.500
Sky it. Please sky it.

06:53:37.500 --> 06:53:39.500
Please sky it.

06:53:39.500 --> 06:53:41.500
Please sky it.

06:53:41.500 --> 06:53:43.500
Please sky it.

06:53:43.500 --> 06:53:45.500
Fucking sky it.

06:53:45.500 --> 06:53:47.500
Fucking sky it.

06:53:47.500 --> 06:53:49.500
Please.

06:53:49.500 --> 06:53:51.500
Colin, I believe in you, sir.

06:53:51.500 --> 06:53:53.500
Take the red card at this point.

06:53:53.500 --> 06:53:55.500
You can't get banned.

06:53:55.500 --> 06:54:00.460
at this point you can't get banned. Anyway, Amin versus Karlin. He's going left.

06:54:00.460 --> 06:54:06.300
France versus England. There's all kinds of Tom Funery going on. Good play. I wasn't

06:54:06.300 --> 06:54:17.140
available Tom Funery. Here we are. Amin versus Karen Karlin. Does he score? Sky it. Sky it.

06:54:17.140 --> 06:54:18.860
You will sky it now!

06:54:18.860 --> 06:54:27.540
You will sky it now!

06:54:27.540 --> 06:54:35.140
This is why football is just heading in a downward direction, bro.

06:54:35.140 --> 06:54:38.100
I'm sorry, you just can't end a friendly like this, man.

06:54:38.100 --> 06:54:44.420
You can't end a friendly like this.

06:54:44.420 --> 06:54:46.940
If I speak, I'm in big trouble.

06:54:46.940 --> 06:54:48.940
If I speak I'm in big trouble.

06:55:00.940 --> 06:55:02.940
If I speak I'm in big trouble.

06:55:08.940 --> 06:55:10.940
If I speak I'm in big trouble.

06:55:16.940 --> 06:55:22.940
The question is, do they run it back?

06:55:22.940 --> 06:55:25.940
Do England have the French over?

06:55:25.940 --> 06:55:26.940
Look at this!

06:55:26.940 --> 06:55:27.940
Beautiful!

06:55:27.940 --> 06:55:29.940
The game's not over, and they've got these boys.

06:55:29.940 --> 06:55:30.940
I mean, it looks incredible.

06:55:30.940 --> 06:55:31.940
Unbelievable.

06:55:31.940 --> 06:55:35.940
This is something that is really, really in that fade-in from the game to.

06:55:35.940 --> 06:55:37.940
But, the game's still going!

06:55:37.940 --> 06:55:42.940
And to be fair to the French, the final one of the show is...

06:55:42.940 --> 06:55:43.940
What's next, bro?

06:55:43.940 --> 06:55:48.900
He's gonna tap off the kickoff and the whistle is gonna blow what's next and then the reps gonna punch

06:55:49.700 --> 06:55:55.460
Mini-minus are in the face. What's next, bro? And then they're gonna kick ginger the nuts on the way out. What's next, bro?

06:55:58.900 --> 06:56:02.500
I am at no, no, no, you cannot end a friendly like that

06:56:03.900 --> 06:56:05.900
Outstanding man

06:56:05.900 --> 06:56:07.900
Yeah, I left time to it.

06:56:07.900 --> 06:56:09.900
Duffy for a mission tonight.

06:56:09.900 --> 06:56:15.900
I am disgusted with the VAR distinguishing imagination.

06:56:19.900 --> 06:56:21.900
So what's gonna happen now, bro?

06:56:21.900 --> 06:56:23.900
Everyone up for this kickoff.

06:56:23.900 --> 06:56:26.900
Here comes the immediate whistle blow after they were making substitutions for 20 minutes.

06:56:26.900 --> 06:56:28.900
Simon sends it.

06:56:28.900 --> 06:56:29.900
Wait.

06:56:29.900 --> 06:56:30.900
Wait.

06:56:30.900 --> 06:56:31.900
Wait.

06:56:31.900 --> 06:56:32.900
Wait.

06:56:32.900 --> 06:56:33.900
How'd it go?

06:56:33.900 --> 06:56:36.900
And he's gonna blow the final whistle.

06:56:36.900 --> 06:56:39.900
And that is it!

06:56:39.900 --> 06:56:41.900
3 points to the 20s.

06:56:41.900 --> 06:56:44.900
4-3 to the French.

06:56:44.900 --> 06:56:46.900
If I speak I'm in victory.

06:56:46.900 --> 06:56:48.900
Eventually did get going.

06:56:48.900 --> 06:56:50.900
If I speak I'm in victory.

06:56:50.900 --> 06:56:53.900
The game is gone.

06:56:53.900 --> 06:56:57.900
Cut misses and 7 goals ultimately.

06:56:57.900 --> 06:57:02.900
Fair play to the French who put on the hell of a show.

06:57:02.900 --> 06:57:06.900
For the English, it will hurt, sure.

06:57:06.900 --> 06:57:11.900
But we'll dust ourselves off and we'll go again.

06:57:11.900 --> 06:57:13.900
It's a great prep for the World Cup, though, isn't it?

06:57:13.900 --> 06:57:18.900
It's feeling the disappointment, angry at decisions.

06:57:18.900 --> 06:57:20.900
You know what's great to see?

06:57:20.900 --> 06:57:22.900
Steele Baker and XB2 on the score sheet.

06:57:22.900 --> 06:57:24.900
They've all got to play in the side.

06:57:24.900 --> 06:57:26.900
I want to puke on my death zone.

06:57:26.900 --> 06:57:29.900
XB2, a lot of angry junes.

06:57:29.900 --> 06:57:31.900
Probably the best two English players tonight.

06:57:31.900 --> 06:57:33.900
Kieran Carlin's well-onlucked goal.

06:57:33.900 --> 06:57:34.900
He's ginger's pass.

06:57:34.900 --> 06:57:36.900
Ginger's pass by reminding.

06:57:36.900 --> 06:57:38.900
Ginger's pass, love.

06:57:40.900 --> 06:57:42.900
Ginger's pass, love, love, love.

06:57:45.900 --> 06:57:46.900
You know what's great to see?

06:57:46.900 --> 06:57:48.900
Steele Baker and XB2 on the score sheet.

06:57:48.900 --> 06:57:51.900
Neither got to play in the side-match-hatter match.

06:57:51.900 --> 06:57:53.900
Both were very good tonight, XB2.

06:57:53.900 --> 06:57:55.900
Along with our English in,

06:57:55.900 --> 06:57:57.900
probably the best two English players tonight.

06:57:57.900 --> 06:57:59.900
Kieran Carlin's well-onlucked

06:57:59.900 --> 06:58:28.900
So let me get this straight, bro.

06:58:28.900 --> 06:58:36.660
The whole point of a friendly or a charity match, and people are saying it's charity,

06:58:36.660 --> 06:58:38.060
people are saying it's not, I don't care.

06:58:38.060 --> 06:58:41.100
The whole point of a friendly is it's a friendly.

06:58:41.100 --> 06:58:45.780
You don't end a friendly on VAR when you could have the friendly go to Penn, it's not gonna

06:58:45.780 --> 06:58:46.780
be fun.

06:58:46.780 --> 06:58:50.820
The whole reason my friendlies are enjoyable is because it's not the fucking Premier League

06:58:50.820 --> 06:58:54.740
and it's not the Champions League and it's not La Liga where everything's a Penn and

06:58:54.740 --> 06:58:55.740
everything's VAR.

06:58:55.740 --> 06:58:58.860
The whole point of a friendly is to eliminate that.

06:58:58.860 --> 06:59:00.540
What the fuck is this?

06:59:00.540 --> 06:59:01.540
Legitimately.

06:59:01.540 --> 06:59:09.460
Why would you end a 90 minute beautiful game like that?

06:59:09.460 --> 06:59:13.860
The whole point of why friendlies are fun to watch is because it's not like the Premier

06:59:13.860 --> 06:59:14.860
League.

06:59:14.860 --> 06:59:15.860
It's not like the Champions League.

06:59:15.860 --> 06:59:18.420
VAR, VAR, VAR, Pen, Pen, Offside.

06:59:18.420 --> 06:59:20.860
VAR, Pen, Pen, VAR, VAR.

06:59:20.860 --> 06:59:22.980
Bro, that's why friendlies are fun to watch.

06:59:22.980 --> 06:59:23.980
Why would you end it like that?

06:59:23.980 --> 06:59:25.980
Could you imagine this went to pens?

06:59:26.620 --> 06:59:29.260
If this went to pens or extra time it'd be cinema.

06:59:29.260 --> 06:59:31.260
Sorry about that, that's our problem.

06:59:34.140 --> 06:59:36.140
And the little fool goes outside.

06:59:36.700 --> 06:59:42.460
Tell me, yes, I'm gonna go with this possible entry and just announce the fucking joke, bro.

06:59:43.660 --> 06:59:45.260
This is just for fun, chill.

06:59:45.260 --> 06:59:47.260
Yeah, and they ruin the fun!

06:59:47.260 --> 06:59:49.100
They ruin the fun with a pen!

06:59:49.100 --> 06:59:50.700
That's my whole point, dumbass!

06:59:50.700 --> 06:59:53.820
Okay, a different kind of game.

06:59:53.980 --> 06:59:55.360
Give him more space in the mix, dude.

06:59:55.360 --> 06:59:56.220
Yeah, very much.

06:59:56.220 --> 06:59:57.720
Give him more space in the mix, dude.

07:00:00.120 --> 07:00:01.120
They ruined the fight!

07:00:06.920 --> 07:00:08.240
It's like, I don't know, bro.

07:00:08.240 --> 07:00:10.440
Like, every time I watch football, bro, I'm just,

07:00:10.440 --> 07:00:11.680
I just want to puke, bro.

07:00:11.680 --> 07:00:14.400
I just want to puke every time I watch football.

07:00:14.400 --> 07:00:16.120
I just, I can't do this shit, man.

07:00:16.120 --> 07:00:18.520
Go to shore, A-B.

07:00:18.520 --> 07:00:20.100
We made minutes in the end for A-B.

07:00:20.100 --> 07:00:22.760
He started the game, but didn't see him again till the end.

07:00:22.760 --> 07:00:31.260
Yeah, it seems a tough game to come into, and you're chasing it for a lot of it, that's of the best place out there.

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The people at the moment, Jack Joseph, who you thought he was going to score against this brilliant French team.

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I'm getting a slice of pizza, you guys can say of course all you want.

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I need to eat this off, I'm actually, that is bullshit, bullshit!

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I'm going to give you the honour of changing our Spencer and Feeblen players match sponsored by absolutely no one.

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Wow. I think number 22 for France is a Yanoo. Are you going to give us one of it?

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I think he was brilliant. Vikos was brilliant. They were a class above.

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But I think it has to go to Vikos. He was too good. All of a try too.

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No, I mean that is very fair of you. Vikos and Yannou, they were brilliant.

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STM was good, but Simplane was much.

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And for England, having every jimper was brilliant.

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10th minute! Good to see E-man get a chance, one of these games we're now obviously seeing

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playing some other charity matches but showed what he could do. Just took us a while to

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get going, didn't it? You know what I'm saying? I know I've taken it very seriously tonight,

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it's always been a bit of a jazz guy, I do love it, but this isn't supposed to be a seriously

07:02:02.320 --> 07:02:08.000
aggressive or compact okay, but if winning was the aim you would have to look at the final

07:02:08.000 --> 07:02:13.520
winner and say could we have gone stronger earlier? Maybe, but it's not always about that is it?

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Not for everyone, and there we are, look at this, it's just gorgeous to see.

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We're real parts of friends, we're French and English, it was competitive but it ends at the

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the final whistle and it's nice to see some support come out of position tonight. Manny with his

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shoulder strapped up his arm. Really? Yeah.

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To me the highlights are probably Simon's late challenge because of his laugh. I love that.

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I was a big fan of the Gingis clearance to snag it in. Majestic. Two lost in line.

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Two lost, right now.

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That was three, you know.

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Might have been.

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John Mavis had one.

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And it was a big fan of Friss and Dveny,

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but it's a successful pass.

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What a moment, how is it?

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Someone in charge, they clearly biased the whole time.

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I'm not here to be neutral.

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I didn't take the gig to be neutral, that.

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We're representing England, you fools.

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We're actually going to watch the line,

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but I was given that moment.

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Well done to the French.

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We're going to lift the trophy.

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Start up for me, by the way.

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He's one of the driving factors behind this game, he made it happen and he gets to lift it.

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I absolutely hate it when people who arrange the game get to win it, I'd never do that.

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Well done, I know it's a very passionate and compassionate speech at a hard time.

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I completely agree with what he said.

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I mean, thank you to them for hosting this game.

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The game is gone.

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It is an absolute joy to be able to do this stuff.

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The game is gone.

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The game is gone.

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If you're watching at home, sticking with us,

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thanks to the French production team

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who brought us to the pitchers tonight,

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and our production team who did our part of the show.

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What a show they put on.

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It's been a pleasure.

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What a show they put on.

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Holy PR, bro.

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I'm so sorry, Steven.

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So sorry that you have to be PR right now, what a show they put on.

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I don't got to PR, be PR for shit.

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Nobody covered my fucking flight, man.

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That game started with the pants and everybody in this fucking stadium knows it.

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The fireworks is unbelievable, and it's absolute pleasure to be part of it.

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Absolutely.

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The French players are just lifting the trophy still they've got.

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They're buckling for another speech.

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And for our man of the match,

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For our man of the match we have VAR. That is our man of the match.

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Oh

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Hell of a show, great show, but our man of the match is going to be VAR man.

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You know, the whole point of a friendly is so we don't have to watch VAR man.

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I mean god damn it bro, god damn it!

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We just said we all know that England is better than real life.

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I appreciate that.

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Well, it's been a fantastic show.

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England don't come out on top tonight.

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LCS semis is on, save a lot here bro.

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Yo, chat.

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What should we do?

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I'm actually like depressed.

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I'm literally depressed, bro

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Cuz like the way that entire game went was just an absolute shit fest

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It was a shit fest because it's 3-1 England has some insane fucking come back

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They score in like the 88th minute or 87th minute

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England has some insane comeback and then it just ends to some bullshit 50-50 challenge. Yeah, yeah

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like like bro I don't want to watch the fucking Champions League right now I

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would have watched a preview

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did you guys hear that did you guys hear that what Samtas doing

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god damn I just flinched oh my god I flinched oh my god I flinched

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Chad, did you guys see the thunder?

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LCS is on!

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Chad, should we watch party LCS?

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Where's the, um, where's the, uh,

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Winner's bracket quarter finals?

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Chad, does Dots has won a play league?

07:08:00.520 --> 07:08:03.520
Your dog dude, it just barked?

07:08:03.520 --> 07:08:07.520
Yeah bro, Chad, my dog hides in my room whenever there's lightning.

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My dog hides in my room whenever there's lightning.

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lightning.

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Oh, jauntas is 16 and 5.

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Chat listen bro, listen man, um, I'm one went away from 580 low and chest should we rip it?

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Should we rip it?

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I'm one went away from 580 low and chest.

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Should we rip it?

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I saved this rank up game for right now.

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Show dog?

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She's right here, Chad.

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Whenever there's thunder, my dog hides in my room.

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It's actually good if you.

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She's scared.

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Look, Chad.

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She's scared.

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Chad, whatever just lightning, she hides in my room.

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It's very cute.

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She's very scared.

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OK, let's lock in.

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Chad, we need to win this game for 500 low.

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After this, we're probably going to get on with that.

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Everybody focus. This game right here is for 500 elo lock the fuck in Forza Horizon 6

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I'm going to Forza Horizon on Tuesday

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you

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you

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you

07:11:04.060 --> 07:11:06.120
you

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you

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you

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you

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a big lightning just struck the house chat my power flickered bro a big lightning just

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Wait, did I lose Hila for that? Say Wallahi, bro.

07:13:28.780 --> 07:13:30.580
No, no, I didn't play a move. There's no way I lost Hila.

07:13:30.780 --> 07:13:31.980
There's no way I lost Hila. I didn't play a move.

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I lost Hila.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, but I didn't play a move.

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How did I lose Hila if I didn't play a move?

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Okay.

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So the devil doesn't want me to get Fiverrila.

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So now instead of needing one, I'm gonna need two.

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Okay, cool. No, no, no, cool.

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That is actually fucking disgusting.

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I'm not even kidding, chat.

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So, I didn't play a move and I lost to you, love.

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All right!

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It's all good, Chad.

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I've been in my chow, I've been in my chest prime.

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I'm not going to lose this.

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I've literally been in my chest.

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What?

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Why?

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Should I take with the knight and then we could just, there's a bug flying in my face.

07:14:13.980 --> 07:14:17.780
Take with the knight and then we could just instantly castle?

07:14:17.780 --> 07:14:22.780
Chad, did Don Ches end his game or no?

07:14:22.780 --> 07:14:25.780
Did his game end?

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Oh my god, he did it.

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Wait, let me call him a call.

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I thought that's about it.

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Fibery low on Ches.

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It's a big moment.

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water splash

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Don't ask what's good, bro. It's uh lord brah. It's bronze bronze Jinxie reporting for duty, man

07:14:57.480 --> 07:15:04.700
No, no, no, listen listen. No, no Jinxie Jinxie. You're not fucking bronze Jinxie, bro. You're the fucking bronze brutalizer

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Literally exactly yo yo don't ask don't ask last night

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I played League of Legends at 2.40 in the morning and dropped 17 kills with Master of Yeet.

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Dude, okay, genuine question. How fucking addicted are you?

07:15:23.680 --> 07:15:30.680
It's the most addicted I've ever been to a game since I found Rainbow Sixies 10 years ago.

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Really?

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Yes, it's bad.

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I was gonna say like normally I see you do like maybe one game off-stream like you're there whatever it is

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You know, but it's like yesterday you literally played three in a row at 2 a.m. Bro. I

07:15:46.280 --> 07:15:49.240
Just wanted my bishop and I hope he doesn't see it. No. Oh

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My god, I know I did not get down from upon covers. Yes. Oh my god. That's why pawn structures are important down chest

07:15:57.720 --> 07:16:02.800
Bro, yeah, but I'll be 500. Yes, man. You want to help are you good? Are you good at chess?

07:16:02.800 --> 07:16:08.960
Oh wait you want chess coaching? Yeah, can I screech it? Wait, well, how do? Okay, I don't know about coaching

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But yes, you're pretty sick. Okay. Listen do everything that I tell you to do on your 500 you by the end of this game

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Okay, so now what you're gonna do is I want you to bring

07:16:20.560 --> 07:16:25.400
Kills, okay, so then you're gonna kill his horse with your queen

07:16:26.640 --> 07:16:31.960
Yep, I agree and if he moves his knight then you trade Queens

07:16:33.580 --> 07:16:36.300
No, but that's bad because then the rook gets under the empty file

07:16:36.940 --> 07:16:42.700
Hold up. Oh, it can't kill the horse. It's good trade because you can kill the horse and the queen. It's good trade

07:16:42.700 --> 07:16:47.500
I get material. Yeah. Yeah, I win material. I think I just won the game off without I'm not even kidding

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You did bro this look at George bro. Look at George. Look at his face in that profile picture

07:16:53.340 --> 07:16:59.880
You're fucking this kid up dude like there's no tomorrow. You're fucking beating the fucking bricks off of him. You understand 10, bro

07:16:59.880 --> 07:17:08.260
Well listen, hey ain't no age too early for an ass whooping by the J-man. Does that make sense? Yes. Yes. Okay, bro

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Also, here's the thing if he does pond takes

07:17:12.820 --> 07:17:17.600
No, I lose no actually don't win material you stupid fucking coach. No

07:17:18.780 --> 07:17:22.400
Yes, but I don't win material because look he has pond takes night

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Bro, let me play it again. Let me play it again. I got this. Don't worry. I got okay. Okay. Okay. Don't this I got this

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Okay, all right. All right, I believe in you. Okay, so here's what I'm gonna do. Rook and turn empty bow.

07:17:32.520 --> 07:17:37.160
Don't test. Watch this. Okay. Rook takes, we're gonna create a battery. Okay. Do you know what a battery is?

07:17:38.120 --> 07:17:41.880
Uh, yeah, it's what you put in like a remote control to make it work.

07:17:42.760 --> 07:17:46.840
Yes, but do you know what like a a a a strategical battery is? You know what I'm saying?

07:17:46.840 --> 07:17:50.440
Yeah, it's when you beat this shit out of somebody around you and then you get charged with it.

07:17:53.320 --> 07:17:56.840
Yes, but a battery in chess is two rooks behind each other. Okay.

07:17:56.840 --> 07:17:59.680
So this guy is just feeding me pawns.

07:17:59.680 --> 07:18:02.680
This guy fucking stupid.

07:18:02.680 --> 07:18:04.760
What are you win trading in chess?

07:18:04.760 --> 07:18:06.320
I'm not mood of our chill.

07:18:06.320 --> 07:18:09.400
OK, he has me to protect this.

07:18:09.400 --> 07:18:10.920
OK, now we're good.

07:18:10.920 --> 07:18:13.640
All right, here's what we're going to do.

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Step one, create a battery.

07:18:15.600 --> 07:18:18.880
Step two, get the rook into the second rank.

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Step three, eat all of his pawns.

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Step four, do a pawn storm and convert one of our pawns

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to a queen.

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Step five, win the game.

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Step six.

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I'm gonna be honest get uh, uh,

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So Jinxie the problem with this right now is you're doing too much thinking bro. Just play the game, bro

07:18:35.400 --> 07:18:40.400
Don't that's it's chess bro. You have to think that's the whole fucking point of chess dude

07:18:40.400 --> 07:18:46.200
It's just a thing Jinxie you're playing against a 10 year old named George the fish. That's from Canada, bro

07:18:46.200 --> 07:18:49.400
You don't have to think just fucking eat his characters and win the game

07:18:49.400 --> 07:18:52.640
Yeah, but it's not broken the second rank this kid knows his stuff

07:18:52.640 --> 07:18:54.640
His rook's in the second rank, bro.

07:18:54.640 --> 07:18:57.640
Let's give those what he's doing.

07:18:57.640 --> 07:19:00.640
Wait, are you guys just going to like trade entire back lines now?

07:19:00.640 --> 07:19:02.640
We can't because I'm up one pawn.

07:19:02.640 --> 07:19:04.640
So he, oh, this guy's literally brain dead.

07:19:04.640 --> 07:19:06.640
That was the best thing you could have been for me was trade material.

07:19:06.640 --> 07:19:08.640
That was the best thing you could have did.

07:19:08.640 --> 07:19:13.640
Because now, I'm going to start my pawn storm.

07:19:13.640 --> 07:19:14.640
Wait, tell him.

07:19:14.640 --> 07:19:17.640
Open up the chatroom and say, George, you're fucking brain dead.

07:19:17.640 --> 07:19:20.640
Okay, bro, he's dead.

07:19:20.640 --> 07:19:24.200
You have a jinxie jinxie think of it this way if he gets bullied at school now

07:19:24.200 --> 07:19:27.720
There's nothing that the bullies could tell him that's more hurtful than what you told him

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So it's like you're preparing him for real life. He's gonna be thankful for it

07:19:34.960 --> 07:19:38.340
Well, I'm not bulging a kid Dante's god damn it

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Pompous rook check or no. I have pawn push pawn push trade convert to queen and

07:19:45.680 --> 07:19:49.280
Then rook second rank maybe or something. I don't know. I'm I'm for me

07:19:50.640 --> 07:19:58.280
We're just gonna see what happens. I think I win this don't sense because look he has takes I have to take back

07:19:59.160 --> 07:20:01.160
But just just eat his pond

07:20:02.000 --> 07:20:06.700
Yo, me. Oh, I know I have to work at it. I can't just fucking tout it worth it upon

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Yes, you can you can learn eat it right now look okay now we take he has king takes

07:20:13.080 --> 07:20:15.080
But then I have

07:20:16.000 --> 07:20:18.000
This

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He has check or he can eat the pond.

07:20:22.140 --> 07:20:24.100
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

07:20:24.100 --> 07:20:26.000
If I trade, wait, hold on.

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How did that trade?

07:20:28.280 --> 07:20:29.240
I think I'm better than this guy

07:20:29.240 --> 07:20:31.040
where I don't have to trade him.

07:20:33.720 --> 07:20:36.300
He wants to trade, but I don't think I win a trade.

07:20:36.300 --> 07:20:37.400
I need to eat ponds.

07:20:38.880 --> 07:20:43.040
Okay, he has, all right, we eat.

07:20:43.040 --> 07:20:44.520
This is gonna be our queen, right here.

07:20:44.520 --> 07:20:45.860
Don't test.

07:20:45.860 --> 07:20:48.500
Okay, Jinxy, can I give you a strategical tip here?

07:20:52.980 --> 07:20:56.220
So do you remember the shotgun method I taught you in league?

07:20:57.500 --> 07:20:58.660
Yes, yes, yes.

07:20:58.660 --> 07:21:01.220
So you can do something similar here

07:21:01.220 --> 07:21:04.580
where you can just guess what province in Canada he's from

07:21:04.580 --> 07:21:07.100
and then just make up a story to make him AFK.

07:21:07.100 --> 07:21:10.300
Say, wait, George, are you from British Columbia?

07:21:10.300 --> 07:21:12.340
I think I heard a woman screaming

07:21:12.340 --> 07:21:14.860
while she was getting beaten up by four people

07:21:14.860 --> 07:21:16.960
and she was calling for her son to help.

07:21:16.960 --> 07:21:19.920
And then he's gonna AFK if he's actually from BC

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and you get a free win.

07:21:22.920 --> 07:21:24.600
You think that would work?

07:21:24.600 --> 07:21:26.240
I mean, you might as well try, bro.

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Open up the chat room.

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He works like, come on.

07:21:29.600 --> 07:21:32.760
Yo, bro, I'm not harassing the 10-year-old.

07:21:32.760 --> 07:21:34.360
Okay, look, I'm up one pawn.

07:21:34.360 --> 07:21:35.520
Let me lock in here, okay?

07:21:35.520 --> 07:21:37.400
I have check, hold on, hold on.

07:21:37.400 --> 07:21:39.320
I have, we need to get a rook involved.

07:21:39.320 --> 07:21:41.000
Here's the thing, the thing about end games,

07:21:41.000 --> 07:21:42.560
or not rook, sorry, the thing about end games,

07:21:42.560 --> 07:21:44.200
you have to get your king involved, bro.

07:21:44.200 --> 07:21:46.560
That's the thing, that's the thing about end games.

07:21:46.560 --> 07:21:49.800
He might panic and think he has to move his brook.

07:21:49.800 --> 07:21:52.080
Okay, he's not, this guy's still cool.

07:21:52.080 --> 07:21:55.000
Okay, so our next play is, wait a minute.

07:21:55.000 --> 07:21:58.240
Yeah, no, just, no, wait, why didn't you bring it up too?

07:22:00.320 --> 07:22:02.700
Oh my God, you're right, wait, I'm actually a toddler.

07:22:02.700 --> 07:22:04.880
Okay, look, all I have to do is this, man.

07:22:04.880 --> 07:22:06.200
Let's keep it simple.

07:22:06.200 --> 07:22:07.540
You can't do anything to me.

07:22:07.540 --> 07:22:09.200
Just bring your pun up, just bring your pun up,

07:22:09.200 --> 07:22:10.660
you get a free queen.

07:22:10.660 --> 07:22:13.360
Cause look, take, take, yeah, yeah, we got this, bro.

07:22:14.200 --> 07:22:26.200
Okay, so now I have Tate, wait, yeah I have Tate, check, he's in check, he has Tate, I have, he's in check.

07:22:26.200 --> 07:22:27.200
No, just move your king.

07:22:30.200 --> 07:22:31.200
He has check again.

07:22:34.200 --> 07:22:35.200
He can't check mate me.

07:22:35.200 --> 07:22:39.200
This game, the only way I lose this game is if I let this pawn die.

07:22:39.200 --> 07:22:40.540
Lock the fuck up actually.

07:22:40.540 --> 07:22:42.720
Wait, Jensy, why did you move your king

07:22:42.720 --> 07:22:44.760
instead of moving your pawn?

07:22:44.760 --> 07:22:46.960
Cause I was in check, you fucking delinquent.

07:22:46.960 --> 07:22:48.980
No you weren't, look!

07:22:50.280 --> 07:22:51.640
Wait for realsies?

07:22:51.640 --> 07:22:52.960
Yeah, you weren't in check.

07:22:52.960 --> 07:22:54.800
Okay, he has two legal moves.

07:22:54.800 --> 07:22:56.760
You can do that, oh, okay, you can do that also.

07:22:56.760 --> 07:22:57.600
I'm not in check.

07:22:57.600 --> 07:22:59.480
We got, all we have to do is make sure

07:22:59.480 --> 07:23:00.320
this pawn doesn't die.

07:23:00.320 --> 07:23:01.200
Do you understand, Rontes?

07:23:01.200 --> 07:23:02.440
It's that simple.

07:23:02.440 --> 07:23:03.600
We have to make sure this pawn doesn't die

07:23:03.600 --> 07:23:04.520
and we win the game.

07:23:04.520 --> 07:23:07.440
If this pawn dies, the game dies with it, okay?

07:23:07.440 --> 07:23:08.840
You can't check me with a rook and a king.

07:23:08.840 --> 07:23:10.580
I don't even think that's humanly possible.

07:23:10.580 --> 07:23:12.600
Maybe it actually probably is.

07:23:12.600 --> 07:23:14.640
Yeah, but only if you're cornered.

07:23:14.640 --> 07:23:17.280
Yeah, I'm getting cornered right now.

07:23:17.280 --> 07:23:17.800
No, you're not.

07:23:17.800 --> 07:23:20.080
I think I'm going to get checked, maybe.

07:23:20.080 --> 07:23:21.120
No, you're fine.

07:23:21.120 --> 07:23:23.880
If he does this, I could do like that.

07:23:23.880 --> 07:23:26.320
No, because if he doesn't see if he does that,

07:23:26.320 --> 07:23:27.840
you're not in check, bro.

07:23:27.840 --> 07:23:31.480
It's a knight, not a queen.

07:23:31.480 --> 07:23:33.360
Go to the middle of the map.

07:23:33.360 --> 07:23:36.760
Miho, it's a board, and I'm in check.

07:23:36.760 --> 07:23:38.560
OK, should I run to the, OK.

07:23:38.560 --> 07:23:39.520
I should run to the middle, right?

07:23:39.520 --> 07:23:40.520
Not the corner.

07:23:40.520 --> 07:23:41.520
Yeah, no, no, no, no.

07:23:41.520 --> 07:23:42.520
Don't corner yourself, bro.

07:23:46.960 --> 07:23:48.240
I don't know what to do.

07:23:48.240 --> 07:23:49.800
Okay, Gingsey, just give me the login.

07:23:49.800 --> 07:23:50.800
I'll play for you.

07:23:51.920 --> 07:23:53.640
Bro, wait, wait, wait, wait, he's tumbling.

07:23:53.640 --> 07:23:55.200
He gave up on checkmate.

07:23:55.200 --> 07:23:56.160
Yo, he's tumbling.

07:23:56.160 --> 07:23:57.080
Don't test.

07:23:57.080 --> 07:23:58.280
He gave up on checkmate.

07:23:58.280 --> 07:23:59.840
He's panicking.

07:23:59.840 --> 07:24:02.440
He might play for the trade like an absolute cringe lord.

07:24:02.440 --> 07:24:05.640
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

07:24:05.640 --> 07:24:06.480
Oh, okay.

07:24:06.480 --> 07:24:07.320
Relax, relax.

07:24:07.320 --> 07:24:08.160
Okay.

07:24:08.160 --> 07:24:15.560
have I have vision here. Oh, shit. Wait, you're actually a fucking genius. Go up. Okay, my

07:24:15.560 --> 07:24:31.360
next move is this. And then that's game. But actually, I don't know. Let me think. Okay,

07:24:31.360 --> 07:24:36.360
this actually turned into the most cinema game of chess ever. The thing is, no matter

07:24:36.360 --> 07:24:41.200
No matter what, I'm going to have to checkmate him with a King and a Rook.

07:24:41.200 --> 07:24:45.200
But the thing is, Don says this Queen, it's only going to live for one second because

07:24:45.200 --> 07:24:48.840
he's going to have to suicide his Rook into the Queen and then we trade.

07:24:48.840 --> 07:24:49.840
But here's the other thing.

07:24:49.840 --> 07:24:52.800
And I'm going to go checkmate with a Rook and a King.

07:24:52.800 --> 07:24:55.200
Jynxie, Jynxie, I have a better idea.

07:24:55.200 --> 07:24:56.200
Are you listening?

07:24:56.200 --> 07:24:59.200
Yeah, what's up man?

07:24:59.200 --> 07:25:03.320
Just perma put him in check because if you get a Queen right now, then you can't even

07:25:03.320 --> 07:25:05.440
trade his, his, oh.

07:25:05.720 --> 07:25:07.720
Okay, so here's what it comes down to

07:25:07.960 --> 07:25:11.880
Am I Nicholas Stewart good enough to checkmate with a rook and a king?

07:25:11.880 --> 07:25:15.720
Let me do that. Let me talk me this with a rook and a queen. Okay, listen

07:25:16.280 --> 07:25:20.520
Listen, Jinxie, you know listen to me. Just let him run down the timer four minutes

07:25:20.600 --> 07:25:27.420
Just insidue one second moves run him down the timer all four minutes and you just win by default

07:25:28.440 --> 07:25:33.240
Yes, you're right. I'm up a minute though when he sent me a message in chat. Let's see what he said except

07:25:33.240 --> 07:25:37.800
He's crying. Okay. I don't give a fuck if you're crying kid. Sorry

07:25:39.120 --> 07:25:41.120
Rook check

07:25:41.800 --> 07:25:49.280
Respond with respond with a laughing emoji. Let him know that life isn't all sunshine's and rainbows. You need to be his rocky

07:25:52.040 --> 07:25:54.800
Like laughing crying on the top one. Yep, right there

07:25:54.800 --> 07:26:05.760
Okay, listen, bro. The only way I fuck this up is if I blunder my ropes. You understand,

07:26:05.760 --> 07:26:06.760
coach?

07:26:06.760 --> 07:26:11.760
We're gonna have my coach in this shit!

07:26:11.760 --> 07:26:34.880
time sir. Life is not kind. Next time, don't blunder. Okay. So what I have to do? Pretty

07:26:34.880 --> 07:26:38.760
under. Oh, you're making fun of my grammar. Bat George. Watch this checkmate. So here's

07:26:38.760 --> 07:26:45.760
You're getting blamed by a 10 year old.

07:26:45.760 --> 07:26:46.760
All right.

07:26:46.760 --> 07:26:48.760
Here's the thing that Levy taught me.

07:26:48.760 --> 07:26:51.760
What you have to do is you have to slowly box somebody off.

07:26:51.760 --> 07:26:52.760
Okay.

07:26:52.760 --> 07:26:54.760
Now I know how to do this with a king and a queen.

07:26:54.760 --> 07:26:56.760
I've never done it with a king in a book, but it's the same thing.

07:26:56.760 --> 07:26:57.760
So we're creating a wall here.

07:26:57.760 --> 07:26:58.760
Right.

07:26:58.760 --> 07:27:01.760
The point of this wall is so this king can never go this way.

07:27:01.760 --> 07:27:02.760
He has to go here.

07:27:02.760 --> 07:27:03.760
Here.

07:27:03.760 --> 07:27:05.760
And we're slowly going to the king.

07:27:05.760 --> 07:27:10.800
this way he has to go here here here and we're slowly just gonna keep pushing our king and our

07:27:10.800 --> 07:27:16.240
rough talking to little boys on chess against this gets based

07:27:19.520 --> 07:27:24.480
wait okay no ask him if he's ever heard of aiden ross and then challenge him to a

07:27:24.480 --> 07:27:31.760
brun risk boxing fight i'm not gonna fucking do that look we're creating the wall we're just

07:27:31.760 --> 07:27:45.920
slowly squeezing him. See this? Just ff. I'm too good to stalemate. I don't stalemate anymore,

07:27:45.920 --> 07:27:54.560
George. Just ff. I know he's sitting there hoping I stalemate. You're definitely a fat chud man,

07:27:54.560 --> 07:27:56.560
Typing like

07:28:05.160 --> 07:28:08.840
What's happening this kid's why is this kid so toxic?

07:28:08.840 --> 07:28:22.560
Jinsi, tell him that his mom is getting plowed by five different men as we speak.

07:28:22.560 --> 07:28:27.520
Yo, I'm not gonna do that, hold up.

07:28:27.520 --> 07:28:35.320
Wait, can you box him in if you just brought in your knight a bit closer?

07:28:35.320 --> 07:28:36.320
It's a rock!

07:28:36.320 --> 07:28:43.320
Okay, bro, bring it all the way in, all the way in on the green square, no, no, what?

07:28:43.320 --> 07:28:47.320
Yo, hey, bro, stop backseat chasing me, check.

07:28:47.320 --> 07:28:50.320
Okay, can you go here?

07:28:50.320 --> 07:28:52.320
Fuck you, yeah.

07:28:52.320 --> 07:28:56.320
I'm gonna stalemate this summertime.

07:28:56.320 --> 07:28:58.320
Okay.

07:28:58.320 --> 07:29:03.320
We have a wall here.

07:29:03.320 --> 07:29:05.320
Okay, no.

07:29:05.320 --> 07:29:07.320
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

07:29:07.320 --> 07:29:08.320
What?

07:29:08.320 --> 07:29:09.320
What?

07:29:09.320 --> 07:29:11.320
Just bring that to the green.

07:29:11.320 --> 07:29:16.320
If you bring it to the green, then he physically can't move.

07:29:16.320 --> 07:29:19.320
And then you need to move your knight, or your king,

07:29:19.320 --> 07:29:23.320
king closer to him, so you can corner him.

07:29:23.320 --> 07:29:25.320
You can't move your king close to a king.

07:29:25.320 --> 07:29:27.320
That's not how it works.

07:29:27.320 --> 07:29:36.600
You can't move your king close to a king, but that's not how it works.

07:29:36.600 --> 07:29:37.600
Let me focus, fuck!

07:29:37.600 --> 07:29:38.600
Here we go.

07:29:38.600 --> 07:29:39.600
Here we go.

07:29:39.600 --> 07:29:40.600
Here we go.

07:29:40.600 --> 07:29:41.600
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

07:29:41.600 --> 07:29:42.600
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

07:29:42.600 --> 07:29:43.600
Okay.

07:29:43.600 --> 07:29:52.600
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

07:29:52.600 --> 07:29:58.040
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

07:29:58.040 --> 07:30:01.600
I think to checkmate here, you're supposed to, sir, you've got to shrink the box.

07:30:01.600 --> 07:30:09.600
Yo, I'm getting vaccinated by a kid, buddy.

07:30:09.600 --> 07:30:19.760
How am I getting back seated by a fucking kid?

07:30:19.760 --> 07:30:22.920
This kid's backseat chasing me.

07:30:22.920 --> 07:30:35.520
We're just going to run again.

07:30:35.520 --> 07:30:36.520
There we go.

07:30:36.520 --> 07:30:37.520
That's what we got to do.

07:30:37.520 --> 07:30:39.520
Can't take because look

07:30:40.120 --> 07:30:42.680
That's what I've been telling you to do. Yo

07:30:46.000 --> 07:30:49.280
Bro, I wanted to resign because there's a chance I still made this I'm not even gonna lie

07:30:49.280 --> 07:30:52.540
I'm not gonna lie to you don't test. I might still make this shit

07:30:54.920 --> 07:30:58.520
There we go, yep, and then now bring yep

07:31:02.240 --> 07:31:06.280
The box is getting smaller don't ask this is what we want. Yes, it's not move that move that in

07:31:07.520 --> 07:31:16.080
my god. Okay, but no, no, stop the rook, put the rook on the on the white diagonal to the

07:31:16.080 --> 07:31:23.320
king. Yes. Oh my god, you're actually right. Yes, there it is. Yes, that's how you shrink

07:31:23.320 --> 07:31:35.680
the box. No, no, no, no, no. Move the king. Yep, there you go.

07:31:35.680 --> 07:31:41.200
stalemate oh my fucking god yep I would have been stalemate oh my god okay is

07:31:41.200 --> 07:31:44.880
this me no fuck

07:31:45.040 --> 07:31:50.520
bro this is still me if I play this

07:31:52.520 --> 07:31:56.680
oh my god

07:32:05.680 --> 07:32:06.680
What?

07:32:06.680 --> 07:32:19.200
Jeng-C, Jeng-C, you need to move your king closer to, oh no.

07:32:19.200 --> 07:32:21.760
You, oh okay.

07:32:21.760 --> 07:32:26.280
You need to move your king closer to the corner because it's your king moving closer to the

07:32:26.280 --> 07:32:32.160
corner that's going to allow him to actually like get fucked, do you know what I mean?

07:32:32.160 --> 07:32:34.160
If I lose this game, I swear to God.

07:32:47.640 --> 07:32:49.640
This gives the final boss.

07:32:49.960 --> 07:32:52.440
No, no, no, move your rock, your rock, your rock.

07:32:53.360 --> 07:32:57.520
That's stalemate dipsh. Oh, no, it's not. It's not, it's not.

07:32:57.520 --> 07:33:04.560
Yes, and I'm looking you're king closer. No, you're king closer to the corner. Yes, you're king. Yes. Yes, sir. Yes

07:33:05.680 --> 07:33:10.840
Me no no no move it move your king to the green because no it has vision. Oh my god

07:33:10.840 --> 07:33:12.840
Okay, holy shit. It's not me

07:33:20.160 --> 07:33:22.320
I have six seconds. Oh my god

07:33:57.520 --> 07:34:19.280
It's fine, chess doesn't even matter.

07:34:19.280 --> 07:34:23.880
I really wish that one was off stream chat, I'm not even going to lie to you.

07:34:23.880 --> 07:34:26.240
I really wish that one was off stream.

07:34:26.240 --> 07:34:27.240
Wow.

07:34:27.240 --> 07:34:31.400
I'm gonna grab some beef jerky. Oh my god

07:34:34.680 --> 07:34:40.440
Well, why is everyone saying bad did the kid get bad wait who got banned

07:34:52.280 --> 07:34:54.280
Jinxy

07:34:54.320 --> 07:34:56.320
Wait, how did jinxie get banned?

07:34:57.240 --> 07:35:05.920
You can't tell him what to do it's back seeding

07:35:08.480 --> 07:35:14.180
Yo, that's that's what's up, man. Yo, Jinxie apparently you're gonna get banned on chess

07:35:15.720 --> 07:35:21.800
Yeah, because you told me moves you fucking idiot, but also you're lower elo than me. So I don't think that matters. Oh

07:35:22.520 --> 07:35:24.520
Okay, nice. All right good

07:35:24.520 --> 07:35:27.760
Okay, so are you ready for League of Legends now?

07:35:32.160 --> 07:35:34.600
Does a cat shit in a litter box?

07:35:38.080 --> 07:35:43.640
If it's a potty trained that says this is the best start to a day possible you see us

07:35:44.280 --> 07:35:51.320
Yep report feedback. No, no, Jin see can I can I explain to what the real best start to a day ever is what?

07:35:51.320 --> 07:35:57.160
The real best starter day ever is when you play off-stream and you end up in wins

07:35:57.280 --> 07:35:59.280
So then when you start the next day

07:36:00.000 --> 07:36:03.760
It's like you're already one win ahead. Does that make sense?

07:36:05.400 --> 07:36:06.560
Yep

07:36:06.560 --> 07:36:12.320
It's like playing Mario Kart, but instead of starting in 20th place now you start in 10th place

07:36:12.360 --> 07:36:15.160
You know what I mean? Dude, I got two people there and hold up

07:36:15.760 --> 07:36:17.160
nice

07:36:17.160 --> 07:36:19.160
Good

07:36:21.320 --> 07:36:23.320
Let's go right into it here. What do you think?

07:36:25.800 --> 07:36:28.800
I'm gonna be honest you're jing see I don't think there's

07:36:29.560 --> 07:36:32.400
Yeah, what's not gonna get itself so it's not gonna get so

07:36:33.720 --> 07:36:40.080
Wait, you know we can maybe try doing do I'm gonna find a warwick montage that we can watch so you can see like

07:36:40.120 --> 07:36:42.680
What warwick players that are like challenge or play like?

07:36:44.120 --> 07:36:45.560
Yes

07:36:45.560 --> 07:36:48.800
All right, let me see if I can find one also is there a warwick hand side available?

07:36:51.320 --> 07:36:53.560
Yeah, but we might have to go off YouTube for that one

07:36:55.080 --> 07:36:58.720
Which one do you want me to link you to the warwick hentai or the warwick montage?

07:37:00.560 --> 07:37:05.960
Montage now link me to warwick goon biofider. Okay

07:37:08.960 --> 07:37:13.880
Okay, didn't you say you have to jerk off to your lead characters you become one with your lead character

07:37:14.200 --> 07:37:16.200
Yeah, did you do that last night?

07:37:16.920 --> 07:37:18.600
No

07:37:18.600 --> 07:37:24.480
Okay, well, that's why you gotta fucking learn bro. You gotta do it. I might like yee more now. I'm not even kidding

07:37:26.120 --> 07:37:28.040
Wait, really?

07:37:28.040 --> 07:37:29.540
because here's the thing

07:37:29.540 --> 07:37:30.880
yee

07:37:30.880 --> 07:37:35.040
Yee is good for early in no Warwick is good for early engagements

07:37:36.120 --> 07:37:39.260
He's more consistent of because you can just kind of farm and then scale

07:37:40.720 --> 07:37:45.240
Yeah, but the thing about Warwick the thing about the to them that you have to understand is that it's like

07:37:45.240 --> 07:37:53.240
Warwick is going to carry a lost game way harder than Mastery will with your skill level right now.

07:37:53.240 --> 07:37:59.240
So you think I'm wrong skill right now?

07:37:59.240 --> 07:38:05.240
I'm going to keep it a buck with you.

07:38:05.240 --> 07:38:13.960
The thing about you is right now, I would say, mechanics wise, you're probably around

07:38:13.960 --> 07:38:17.160
like silver, honestly.

07:38:17.160 --> 07:38:22.020
And the reason I'm going to say that is because you still stall your movement, you still

07:38:22.020 --> 07:38:28.000
sometimes don't auto-attack, you're still not using your abilities, and it feels like you're

07:38:28.000 --> 07:38:30.720
still a little bit clunky.

07:38:30.720 --> 07:38:35.800
The thing that's actually allowing you to climb though, genuinely, is the fact that

07:38:35.800 --> 07:38:41.340
your decision making is good enough that you're able to consistently get leads and not throw

07:38:41.340 --> 07:38:42.340
them.

07:38:42.340 --> 07:38:43.600
That's the difference.

07:38:43.600 --> 07:38:49.000
So it's like right now, I'm not kidding, you should be in like iron.

07:38:49.000 --> 07:38:52.640
But because your decision making is so good, it carries you.

07:38:52.640 --> 07:38:54.440
Do you see what I mean?

07:38:54.440 --> 07:38:55.440
Yes.

07:38:55.440 --> 07:38:56.440
Okay.

07:38:56.440 --> 07:38:57.440
Oh, Ludum at the end of the game.

07:38:57.440 --> 07:38:58.440
Okay, wait.

07:38:58.440 --> 07:38:59.440
Let me go pee really quick.

07:38:59.440 --> 07:39:00.440
All right.

07:39:00.440 --> 07:39:05.440
Alright? Yo, we're going fucking undefeated tonight. 29 wins in the road, chap.

07:39:11.440 --> 07:39:14.440
Okay guys, real talk now. Now that it's just us.

07:39:15.440 --> 07:39:22.440
If me and Jinxie were ever in a battle to the death, and I was allowed using a rocket launcher,

07:39:22.440 --> 07:39:27.440
and Jinxie was only allowed using a used sock cum wipe,

07:39:27.440 --> 07:39:33.440
Who do you guys think would actually win the 1v1, mere him?

07:39:33.440 --> 07:39:37.440
Like imagine that's like the statute of limitations.

07:39:37.440 --> 07:39:43.440
I get a rocket launcher, he just has a huge sock full of dried nut.

07:39:43.440 --> 07:39:47.440
You? Alright, we'll take it then.

07:39:47.440 --> 07:40:00.560
Do you own a rocket launcher?

07:40:00.560 --> 07:40:04.440
You guys know what actually happens to me once speaking of a rocket launcher.

07:40:04.440 --> 07:40:09.720
So I'm not kidding when I say at one point I was on the beach, right?

07:40:09.720 --> 07:40:15.280
And I saw a guy walking around with a huge bulge, you know, this was years ago.

07:40:15.280 --> 07:40:19.320
When I go up to the guy, I'm like, damn, dude, that's a fucking crazy bulge.

07:40:19.320 --> 07:40:26.600
Can you please tell me how I can get mine that big so people want to get to know me?

07:40:26.600 --> 07:40:30.920
So the guy looks at me and he says, all right, listen, this is what you've got to do.

07:40:30.920 --> 07:40:36.440
You've got to just take a potato, you put it in your speedo, and then after that, you

07:40:36.440 --> 07:40:40.040
let the rest of it do its magic.

07:40:40.040 --> 07:40:42.280
So I was like, okay, and I did it.

07:40:42.280 --> 07:40:47.120
30 minutes later everyone was laughing at me and then when I asked that guy why they

07:40:47.120 --> 07:40:52.880
were laughing at me and instead of like staring at me he told me because it's on the wrong

07:40:52.880 --> 07:40:59.400
side you fucking moron it's supposed to be in the front not the back and then I was

07:40:59.400 --> 07:41:03.760
like oh okay that makes sense.

07:41:03.760 --> 07:41:14.740
Don's for your discord cam on here, I got you guys.

07:41:14.740 --> 07:41:16.540
Alright, where's it?

07:41:16.540 --> 07:41:22.780
Um, I need to enable, where's the fucking thing?

07:41:22.780 --> 07:41:23.780
Virtual webcam?

07:41:23.780 --> 07:41:25.620
I'm back, what's going on?

07:41:25.620 --> 07:41:30.700
Hi guys, what the fuck are you clicking?

07:41:30.700 --> 07:41:31.700
What are you doing?

07:41:31.700 --> 07:41:34.700
He was asking me for the camera, so I gotta give him the camera now. Oh

07:41:36.300 --> 07:41:43.300
Wait, hold on. He's oh my bad. Is Muda in a game by the way? Should we start off for the hate watch?

07:41:45.460 --> 07:41:49.980
Yeah, okay, we could actually but I don't think he's playing League. I think he's doing other shit

07:41:50.620 --> 07:41:53.980
The chosen one one of two ranked solo duo SR. Oh

07:41:55.740 --> 07:41:59.100
Wait, he is on League. So Jinxie, this is what we're gonna do. Okay. Oh

07:42:01.700 --> 07:42:03.700
Whoa! He's Q sniping me?

07:42:03.700 --> 07:42:05.700
Drew Levin, how's it hanging?

07:42:05.700 --> 07:42:06.700
Whoa!

07:42:06.700 --> 07:42:08.700
Whoa! Wait!

07:42:08.700 --> 07:42:12.700
He's Q sniping me! Is this allowed within the RaiKan finds?

07:42:12.700 --> 07:42:15.700
Uh, sadly Q sniping yet is.

07:42:15.700 --> 07:42:21.700
Okay, well it's all good because listen, if Muda gets on my team, I'm never gonna help him one time.

07:42:21.700 --> 07:42:25.700
I'm never gonna gank mid ever. And if Muda's on the other team, I'm gonna gank him every three minutes.

07:42:25.700 --> 07:42:28.700
After every folklare, I'm gonna gank him.

07:42:28.700 --> 07:42:30.700
Wait, Jinx, you know you can low key do?

07:42:30.700 --> 07:42:36.380
do what what if you just stalled for the next three hours and then he was just a

07:42:36.380 --> 07:42:41.620
jinxing watch party while waiting for you to queue up that's not a bad shout

07:42:41.620 --> 07:42:45.380
should I add a delay before we run shit in bronze

07:42:45.380 --> 07:42:49.900
uh do we run it back on 30 seconds yes say the 30 second delay felt good I'm

07:42:49.900 --> 07:42:54.340
gonna be honest 30 second delay felt good all right let's so then wait wait wait

07:42:54.340 --> 07:42:59.340
got this yep okay wait it's mooda chat it's mooda actually waiting to queue one

07:42:59.340 --> 07:43:00.820
One second, one second.

07:43:00.820 --> 07:43:02.420
He, he, a hundred percent Bobbi, yes.

07:43:02.420 --> 07:43:04.900
Oh yes, he has a stream of, he has a stream of.

07:43:06.220 --> 07:43:07.620
Okay, listen.

07:43:07.620 --> 07:43:08.460
Murrra.

07:43:08.460 --> 07:43:11.780
Yeah, he's active, he's active, what the heck?

07:43:11.780 --> 07:43:13.620
He, he, a hundred percent Bobbi, yes.

07:43:13.620 --> 07:43:14.820
Yeah, he has a stream of.

07:43:14.820 --> 07:43:16.660
Yeah, he has a stream of.

07:43:16.660 --> 07:43:18.700
Oh, he shoots nice at you, bro.

07:43:18.700 --> 07:43:22.500
Okay, Zontes, should we queue with him and you coach us?

07:43:24.420 --> 07:43:26.980
Wait, Zontes, check your text, check your text.

07:43:26.980 --> 07:43:28.660
We could, we could.

07:43:28.660 --> 07:43:44.020
the tax okay I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking like okay now let me say this let

07:43:44.020 --> 07:43:50.020
me say this Mura one loss and we're off Mura one loss and I'm sorely okay

07:43:50.020 --> 07:43:55.460
Mura one loss and I'm solo you understand but you can see I have bad news if we do

07:43:55.460 --> 07:44:01.060
Go with Muda, since he doesn't have a delay, then it means that we can't add a delay ourselves.

07:44:01.060 --> 07:44:03.980
So we're going to open ourselves up to being ghosted.

07:44:03.980 --> 07:44:10.220
Now do you think Muda is a good enough team asset that he actually overpowers getting

07:44:10.220 --> 07:44:12.420
ghosted on no delay yesterday?

07:44:12.420 --> 07:44:15.500
Uh, Muda can't even play with delay.

07:44:15.500 --> 07:44:17.820
Muda, no he can change, he can change.

07:44:17.820 --> 07:44:18.820
Muda, drink up.

07:44:18.820 --> 07:44:19.820
Have you met Muda, Dante?

07:44:19.820 --> 07:44:24.820
Uh, well I mean he's been hay-watching me for the last like two days ever since.

07:44:24.820 --> 07:44:26.820
I don't want to say watching him with you.

07:44:26.820 --> 07:44:33.260
Alright, James, wait, wait, before we start, I want you to go on your Twitch chat and type

07:44:33.260 --> 07:44:37.400
slash user, space Ludwig.

07:44:37.400 --> 07:44:40.100
Go into my Twitch chat, slash user, space Ludwig.

07:44:40.100 --> 07:44:41.100
Got it.

07:44:41.100 --> 07:44:42.100
Yes, type it.

07:44:42.100 --> 07:44:43.100
I don't see anything.

07:44:43.100 --> 07:44:44.100
Oh, there it is.

07:44:44.100 --> 07:44:45.100
12 messages.

07:44:45.100 --> 07:44:46.100
Okay, nope.

07:44:46.100 --> 07:44:48.100
I'll be hate watching every day.

07:44:48.100 --> 07:44:51.100
I don't see anything. Oh, there it is.

07:44:51.100 --> 07:44:53.100
12 messages.

07:44:53.100 --> 07:44:59.100
I'll be hate watching every game. Anyone else think Dantez gets too sexy sometimes?

07:44:59.100 --> 07:45:05.100
Alright, that was pretty beast. Not gonna lie, there's so much smoke blowing up your ass right now.

07:45:05.100 --> 07:45:10.100
Dantez is delusional. I think you crushed Diamond by end of year if you locked in.

07:45:10.100 --> 07:45:14.100
Yeah, but a lot of what you said passing your rank is like reaching the end of the universe, bro.

07:45:14.100 --> 07:45:16.820
So your statements, uh, contradict each other.

07:45:22.860 --> 07:45:25.580
He was, hey, watching your bronze games yesterday, Janksy,

07:45:25.620 --> 07:45:27.100
he was praying on the downfall.

07:45:27.420 --> 07:45:30.780
Muda, listen, bro, like Muda, I don't care if we play siege

07:45:30.780 --> 07:45:32.460
together and we lose.

07:45:32.860 --> 07:45:35.100
I don't care if we play broccoli together and we lose.

07:45:35.620 --> 07:45:37.900
I don't care if we play Fortnite together and we lose.

07:45:38.020 --> 07:45:42.700
I don't even care if we play fucking, uh, fall guys together.

07:45:42.700 --> 07:45:48.700
Muda, if you int my game and leave, I will beat the shit out of you.

07:45:48.700 --> 07:45:53.700
Like, in GTA, Muda, have your ass on a stick if you int my game.

07:45:53.700 --> 07:45:57.700
Okay, now listen, one loss and I'm soloing.

07:45:57.700 --> 07:45:58.700
One loss and I'm soloing.

07:45:58.700 --> 07:46:00.700
Wait, Jinx, have a good idea.

07:46:00.700 --> 07:46:06.700
Before the game starts, force Muda to take a dick pic with his face and the camera,

07:46:06.700 --> 07:46:09.700
and then if you lose and he ints, you post it on Twitter.

07:46:09.700 --> 07:46:11.700
Okay, I'm not.

07:46:11.700 --> 07:46:19.700
Okay, I'm going to make group call.

07:46:19.700 --> 07:46:20.700
I'm going to make group call.

07:46:20.700 --> 07:46:24.700
Now, coach, I need you to put Muda in his place, okay, coach?

07:46:24.700 --> 07:46:25.700
Don't worry.

07:46:25.700 --> 07:46:26.700
I can handle that task.

07:46:26.700 --> 07:46:28.700
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.

07:46:28.700 --> 07:46:29.700
Muda, try to call.

07:46:29.700 --> 07:46:30.700
Muda, try to call.

07:46:30.700 --> 07:46:32.700
One loss and I'm sold off.

07:46:39.700 --> 07:46:41.700
Alright, he's about to join.

07:46:41.700 --> 07:46:42.700
He's about to join.

07:46:42.700 --> 07:46:44.700
Is he putting pressure on me?

07:46:44.700 --> 07:46:45.700
I don't understand.

07:46:45.700 --> 07:46:47.700
Yo, Jixi, I'm literally better than you, bro.

07:46:47.700 --> 07:46:48.700
Stop.

07:46:48.700 --> 07:46:49.700
I'm brawns.

07:46:49.700 --> 07:46:50.700
Alright.

07:46:50.700 --> 07:46:52.700
Yo, hey, first off, shut that shit down.

07:46:52.700 --> 07:46:53.700
Alright?

07:46:53.700 --> 07:46:54.700
Okay.

07:46:54.700 --> 07:46:55.700
So, Muda, let me be clear.

07:46:55.700 --> 07:46:57.700
If you want to play ranked with me, you have to...

07:46:57.700 --> 07:46:58.700
What was it, coach?

07:46:58.700 --> 07:47:00.700
What does he have to do?

07:47:00.700 --> 07:47:05.700
So, Muda, you're going to have to sit there, and I'm going to want you to take an up-facing

07:47:05.700 --> 07:47:10.420
dick pic with your face in the camera so that it's obvious that it's you you're

07:47:10.420 --> 07:47:15.460
gonna send that to Jingxi and if you guys lose and you end him he posted on

07:47:15.460 --> 07:47:18.740
Twitter and leaks your cock

07:47:23.340 --> 07:47:30.140
what the fuck is this bullshit what so listen so because I'm a good guy I'll

07:47:30.140 --> 07:47:33.940
actually give you the option either you can do that or I want to look at the

07:47:33.940 --> 07:47:38.620
discord camera okay you're gonna take a picture like this spreading your whole

07:47:38.620 --> 07:47:42.500
open while you look between your legs and then the cameras gonna be

07:47:42.500 --> 07:47:48.540
positioned over here so you can see the full frontal yeah I'm gonna be honest

07:47:48.540 --> 07:47:51.860
you gotta do something to get in here

07:47:51.860 --> 07:47:58.140
humiliation Richard yes bro coach my coach spanked me yesterday for going to

07:47:58.140 --> 07:48:01.300
the bathroom and I ended up going on a winnish week this is what we need bro

07:48:01.300 --> 07:48:05.300
This isn't valid. You can't win trade.

07:48:05.300 --> 07:48:12.300
You want to take a picture of my dick with my face in it, and if we lose, you just upload it to Twitter.

07:48:12.300 --> 07:48:13.300
Yes, fake it.

07:48:13.300 --> 07:48:15.300
You think we're pulling this shit out of it?

07:48:15.300 --> 07:48:18.300
Fake it or not, do that! What do you mean?

07:48:18.300 --> 07:48:19.300
Yes!

07:48:19.300 --> 07:48:20.300
Wait up! Hold on!

07:48:20.300 --> 07:48:23.300
Luda, do you personally know Faker?

07:48:23.300 --> 07:48:24.300
Yes.

07:48:24.300 --> 07:48:27.300
Do you personally know for a fact that he didn't do it?

07:48:27.300 --> 07:48:28.300
No.

07:48:28.300 --> 07:48:34.140
Then then you cannot say he didn't do it bro because it's a fifty fifty percent chance that he did or he didn't

07:48:34.180 --> 07:48:37.940
So you can't sit here and you can't make shit up like that, bro rule one

07:48:40.100 --> 07:48:42.100
Yeah

07:48:43.820 --> 07:48:50.100
I'm leaning more towards the first one coach, but it's up to you. We don't know where well. Oh my god

07:48:58.300 --> 07:49:09.300
Okay, now send that to me on iMessage please Okay, I'm going to send that to you Jinx,

07:49:09.300 --> 07:49:10.300
see you next year, play it.

07:49:10.300 --> 07:49:11.300
Okay, let's play it again.

07:49:11.300 --> 07:49:12.300
Alright, let's go.

07:49:12.300 --> 07:49:16.300
Alright, okay, so are we running it with delay or no delay?

07:49:16.300 --> 07:49:17.300
What do we think?

07:49:17.300 --> 07:49:18.300
Delay, delay, delay, delay, delay.

07:49:18.300 --> 07:49:22.300
If you don't have a 30 second delay, I'm going to report you to the FBI.

07:49:22.300 --> 07:49:24.300
I'm not even going to report you.

07:49:24.300 --> 07:49:25.300
We need delay bro.

07:49:25.300 --> 07:49:26.300
30 seconds, everybody do it.

07:49:26.300 --> 07:49:28.060
You suck, everybody do it.

07:49:28.060 --> 07:49:30.060
Yes, yes, I'm down.

07:49:30.060 --> 07:49:31.600
OK.

07:49:56.300 --> 07:49:58.300
You

07:50:12.020 --> 07:50:16.660
Both of you guys to share your screens on discord on discord right now

07:50:17.980 --> 07:50:22.820
Done already on Bobo listed boat doctors are you even a good mid laner that can you help me?

07:50:26.300 --> 07:50:31.940
God dammit! We're not even five seconds in and you're already pissing me off!

07:50:31.940 --> 07:50:34.540
Listen! Muda! Muda!

07:50:34.540 --> 07:50:35.740
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

07:50:35.740 --> 07:50:36.940
Listen to me, listen to me, okay?

07:50:36.940 --> 07:50:37.440
Yes, yes.

07:50:37.440 --> 07:50:44.620
I have the game understanding of unironically even the highest level of pro coaches, okay?

07:50:44.620 --> 07:50:45.520
Do you understand?

07:50:45.520 --> 07:50:46.020
Yes.

07:50:46.020 --> 07:50:51.260
I can operate any champion at any role at a challenger level with my brain.

07:50:51.260 --> 07:50:54.360
The problem is that my hands a lot of time they don't follow.

07:50:54.360 --> 07:50:58.680
So you're gonna cut this shit out of can you even coach me bro?

07:50:58.680 --> 07:51:04.340
I could coach a gorilla to sit there and one be nine games on

07:51:04.880 --> 07:51:11.440
Nidalee I swear to God like I could do it all bro. So rule one you do not question the coach

07:51:11.840 --> 07:51:18.700
Okay, daddy. Yes. If the coach tells you if that tells you to jump off the bridge jump off the bridge, okay?

07:51:19.480 --> 07:51:24.060
Exactly. I'm done done game. Okay. Listen, bro. Moota one

07:51:24.360 --> 07:51:30.200
God is my witness if we lose our first game and you and you're down 90 CS in five minutes like the last time

07:51:30.200 --> 07:51:32.960
I played in mid lane getting absolutely brutally fucking play frame on

07:51:33.560 --> 07:51:39.160
You're not gonna blame it on smurfing. I'm just gonna leave the game and burn my PC to the floor. Muda. Listen, bro

07:51:39.160 --> 07:51:45.080
I don't want to hear none of that coping bullshit about how you're getting out CS by a smurf. All right

07:51:45.360 --> 07:51:48.720
Let's fucking go. We're both bronze for let's do this

07:51:49.400 --> 07:51:51.400
Okay, bro. Let's go go

07:51:51.680 --> 07:51:53.680
All right, so now

07:51:54.360 --> 07:52:00.200
Now, before we start, before we start, we know that Jinxy yesterday won his games off-stream.

07:52:00.200 --> 07:52:02.240
Muda, show us your match history.

07:52:02.240 --> 07:52:04.240
We need to see what we're starting off today with.

07:52:04.240 --> 07:52:05.240
Okay, I'd like to take that.

07:52:05.240 --> 07:52:06.240
Share your screen.

07:52:06.240 --> 07:52:07.240
Now, click.

07:52:07.240 --> 07:52:08.240
Share your screen.

07:52:08.240 --> 07:52:09.240
He's already sharing.

07:52:09.240 --> 07:52:10.240
He's already sharing.

07:52:10.240 --> 07:52:11.240
I don't know.

07:52:11.240 --> 07:52:15.640
Alright, so Muda, why the fuck did you go 3-12 in your last game?

07:52:15.640 --> 07:52:19.160
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.

07:52:19.160 --> 07:52:25.880
This game, I was pushed past, I was playing League for 10 hours and I went on a victory

07:52:25.880 --> 07:52:31.600
Royale win, 18-9, 20-5, 70-5 and then I shifted to this game and I got off, I was tired.

07:52:31.600 --> 07:52:35.000
Coach, what are your thoughts on Muda playing Yo?

07:52:35.000 --> 07:52:37.640
Do you think Muda has the brain capacity for Yo?

07:52:37.640 --> 07:52:39.440
Remember, this guy's a win trader.

07:52:39.440 --> 07:52:40.440
Yo, okay.

07:52:40.440 --> 07:52:41.440
No!

07:52:41.440 --> 07:52:45.840
Yo, allegations, allegations that everyone traded.

07:52:45.840 --> 07:52:50.320
This guy allegedly went traded to reach top 1 and 2 reasons.

07:52:50.320 --> 07:52:53.440
Okay, so listen, this is what we're going to do then.

07:52:53.440 --> 07:52:58.440
What we're going to do is when the game starts, Muda, you're going to all chat, yo, enemy

07:52:58.440 --> 07:53:02.880
mid, what's your PayPal, and you're going to have to front the cost of every game if

07:53:02.880 --> 07:53:06.000
it costs anywhere between $15 to $40.

07:53:06.000 --> 07:53:09.520
If it costs more than that, you and Jinxie go split z's.

07:53:09.520 --> 07:53:10.520
Are we under said?

07:53:10.520 --> 07:53:12.520
Coach is his bevel.

07:53:12.520 --> 07:53:14.720
Okay, Loki it might be.

07:53:14.720 --> 07:53:17.520
So how about this, this is what we're going to do. You play Yone, right?

07:53:17.520 --> 07:53:18.520
Yes.

07:53:18.520 --> 07:53:20.920
Today you're going to be on Annie duty.

07:53:20.920 --> 07:53:21.920
No!

07:53:21.920 --> 07:53:27.120
Okay, no, no, no. If you- Coach, listen. If you put me on Annie, we're going to lose.

07:53:27.120 --> 07:53:31.120
I don't play Annie, I just play Yone, bro. That's all I do, I play Yone, bro.

07:53:31.120 --> 07:53:32.120
Okay!

07:53:32.120 --> 07:53:35.120
Like, bro, please don't put me on Annie, please, please.

07:53:35.120 --> 07:53:39.800
Muda, Muda, I watched you duel with Jyns a few days ago, and all you did was cry about

07:53:39.800 --> 07:53:45.940
Smurfs while dropping 20 deaths plus every game. Can you assure us that you're not gonna do that again today?

07:53:48.140 --> 07:53:53.380
That will not happen I take this game just as seriously as jimmy and yo listen I

07:53:54.020 --> 07:53:57.960
Promise I was getting smurfed on I don't want to I don't want to know no we don't know

07:54:01.520 --> 07:54:04.160
First game they've been my only

07:54:04.160 --> 07:54:11.320
Okay, hold on hold on they did not ban your yone, bro

07:54:11.320 --> 07:54:16.900
They banned the most elo inflated broken mid laner in the entire mid lane roster

07:54:16.900 --> 07:54:20.100
I was waiting for you to say that Yone's elo inflated bullshit, bro

07:54:21.040 --> 07:54:24.520
That's true. Bro. Play a real champ like Darren top dude, please

07:54:26.360 --> 07:54:28.360
Okay, here's the thing bro

07:54:28.360 --> 07:54:35.840
Uh, uh, mood up, bro, if, if I load up the game and you're like in your 12 minutes into

07:54:35.840 --> 07:54:42.360
the game and you're down 90 CS like the last time we played mood up, where do you live?

07:54:42.360 --> 07:54:43.360
Windsor, Ontario, Canada.

07:54:43.360 --> 07:54:44.360
Okay.

07:54:44.360 --> 07:54:46.640
Dante's that's like a private one to two hour drive.

07:54:46.640 --> 07:54:50.040
Dante's I'm going to need you to slap the dog shit out of him, brother.

07:54:50.040 --> 07:54:54.440
You cannot be going fucking, uh, uh, down 90 CS, bro.

07:54:54.440 --> 07:54:55.440
All right.

07:54:55.440 --> 07:54:56.440
Let's get it.

07:54:56.440 --> 07:54:57.440
Yeah.

07:54:57.440 --> 07:54:59.840
gonna do. Muda, do you like your hairstyle?

07:55:00.560 --> 07:55:04.200
Yes, I love my hair. So I put so much in care into my hair.

07:55:04.400 --> 07:55:07.880
If you drop more than 10 deaths in any of the games today, more

07:55:07.880 --> 07:55:10.880
than 10 deaths in any of the games today, you're gonna take a

07:55:10.880 --> 07:55:14.080
razor and you're gonna shave the middle of your head all the way

07:55:14.080 --> 07:55:17.480
through like your avatar, the last airbender. Am I understood?

07:55:17.800 --> 07:55:19.320
This is non negotiable.

07:55:19.320 --> 07:55:31.600
like guys what is happening like why am I being interrogated like this I don't

07:55:31.600 --> 07:55:37.360
understand no guys like can I keep my hair can I not leak my dick can I play

07:55:37.360 --> 07:55:41.640
League legend without leaking my dick can I play the legends with having a full

07:55:41.640 --> 07:55:44.240
head of hair don't test mood up mood up listen to me listen to me I'll tell you

07:55:44.240 --> 07:55:50.240
I'll tell you why. You are about to chew with the Bronze Brutalizer. Do you understand that?

07:55:50.240 --> 07:55:58.240
We need to know that you're worthy of being in Jinxi's duo queue presence. And the only way to show your worth,

07:55:58.240 --> 07:56:05.240
especially after that fucking fiasco we had a few days ago, is for you to put something up for grabs.

07:56:05.240 --> 07:56:12.240
So we need to know that you're not going to pull a repeat of Jinxi, Jinxi, he's smurfing.

07:56:12.240 --> 07:56:16.920
Oh my god, and then Jinxie who's giving you the performance of a life time

07:56:16.920 --> 07:56:22.740
He's getting BBC gangrailed and there's nothing he can do about it

07:56:24.240 --> 07:56:29.060
Why are you picture my dick and I already said Jinxie no no no a no no no

07:56:29.060 --> 07:56:33.740
I already did that. I already did that. It was me. I didn't do all right, bro

07:56:33.740 --> 07:56:39.880
I didn't do it if you get out CS you're blocked if you if you get out Frank you're blocked like

07:56:42.240 --> 07:56:48.840
I don't go negative man. Check the stat. I I win every game. I solo win every game. What?

07:56:49.960 --> 07:56:56.160
Muda asking Jinxie what happens if you end it's like asking a fruit what happens if you're a vegetable

07:57:08.520 --> 07:57:10.520
You're talking like Jixie Spaker

07:57:12.240 --> 07:57:18.840
Okay, let's get something clear here, okay?

07:57:18.840 --> 07:57:21.280
Just so you can understand what we're working with.

07:57:21.280 --> 07:57:26.800
When Jinxy did the leveling process in League of Legends, he did not learn the game through

07:57:26.800 --> 07:57:29.240
normals and co-op vs. AI.

07:57:29.240 --> 07:57:33.920
Jinxy was in the fucking battlefield from game one.

07:57:33.920 --> 07:57:40.360
He sat there and went all the way to the depths and brutalized his way all the way to fucking

07:57:40.360 --> 07:57:46.520
bronze with nothing but skill, dedication, and consistency.

07:57:46.520 --> 07:57:50.880
The difference between him and you, Muda, is that you leveled!

07:57:50.880 --> 07:57:55.240
You did it the normal way, and you still ended iron!

07:57:55.240 --> 07:57:58.520
Jinxi is the prodigal son of Faker.

07:57:58.520 --> 07:58:04.640
The only difference between him and Faker is that Faker has glasses, and he doesn't.

07:58:04.640 --> 07:58:06.080
Do you understand now?

07:58:06.080 --> 07:58:07.080
Yes, Coach.

07:58:07.080 --> 07:58:08.080
Yes, Coach.

07:58:08.080 --> 07:58:09.080
But you know what would be cool, bro?

07:58:09.080 --> 07:58:13.120
of shit talking me bro and lowering my confidence before we get to the most

07:58:13.120 --> 07:58:18.080
important game of my life it'd be nice if you glazed me one percent of what

07:58:18.080 --> 07:58:22.000
you're doing with jigsie okay so you know okay let's do it let's do it

07:58:22.000 --> 07:58:28.720
Muda Muda I have faith that in League of Legends one day you will become the

07:58:28.720 --> 07:58:35.360
kind of player that wins so many games that in Valorant it took you paychecks

07:58:35.360 --> 07:58:38.360
taxed it accomplish.

07:58:38.360 --> 07:58:51.360
Okay, Mude, you might have to unmute your bike, bro.

07:58:51.360 --> 07:58:55.360
You've been muted for the last, like, five minutes.

07:58:55.360 --> 07:58:58.360
Mude, unmute your bike!

07:58:58.360 --> 07:59:00.360
Okay.

07:59:00.360 --> 07:59:02.360
Can I get

07:59:03.120 --> 07:59:09.000
Understand everything before we get to the game that I just may be get glazed like one second

07:59:10.560 --> 07:59:16.440
All right any words coach, please bro anything. Okay. Okay. I got you Muda. I

07:59:17.560 --> 07:59:19.560
Have confidence

07:59:19.560 --> 07:59:24.960
That you might have a shot at winning your lane in this game if you give it your all so let's get it the fuck done

07:59:25.520 --> 07:59:28.760
Alright Muda. Muda. Jingsy Jingsy. I

07:59:28.760 --> 07:59:35.060
I know that you're gonna dominate everyone and everything in your path cuz you were born to do this bro

07:59:35.060 --> 07:59:39.160
It is you against the world and the world doesn't stand a fucking chance

07:59:39.420 --> 07:59:45.700
You are what everyone could have been had they been born in a genetically mutated lab and

07:59:46.200 --> 07:59:50.460
Cultivated into gamer of the year through raw genetics. Are you ready now?

07:59:50.460 --> 07:59:52.460
Janksy. Yes

07:59:53.020 --> 07:59:58.160
Here's the thing mood up. I will be stealing your waves. This is non-negotiable. All right

07:59:58.760 --> 08:00:04.440
All right, so Muda listen this is something that we're gonna have to talk about are you listening?

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Yes, I'm listening. Okay, so we'll want to play with Jinxie. Jinxie is daddy and daddy gets the waves

08:00:12.000 --> 08:00:17.480
So what this means is that you're not sure it's supposed to burn a higher CS

08:00:18.200 --> 08:00:24.840
Than my opponent like Jinxie said if this guy's allowed to take all of my CS because I'll tell you how to

08:00:25.000 --> 08:00:27.000
Let me tell you right now Muda

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Muda listen man, listen me good. The thing is that if you farm properly you should be perfectly farming every wave

08:00:34.960 --> 08:00:41.840
So even if you're only giving Jamesy, let's say one wave out of every four you can still outform your enemy apart

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So what we're gonna do is the way it's gonna work is Jamesy is gonna full clear

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Then he's gonna walk mid when he walks mid everything mid lane belongs to him. It's jetties territory

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So you're just going to have to make sure that while Jinxy isn't in your lane, get as many resources as you can, because once he comes around, then he's going for everything. Am I understood?

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Understood, coach. Like, understood.

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All right, perfect.

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Lock in. Let's go.

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Yeah, lock in.

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All right. So, Muda, how are we feeling about the vagar matchup right now?

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right now.

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A solid.

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I can fuck this guy's little tight asshole nine times out of ten times every single time.

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I know it's perfect.

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Perfect.

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I know it's Q, his E, his ultimate, his cage.

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I know everything about this character.

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I've studied this character and I will fuck this character and his tight little asshole

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over and over and over again.

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Okay.

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So Mooda, what we're going to do then, right, to get you into my stuff, is I'm going to pretend

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I'm Vhagar and you're going to pretend you're young.

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Are you ready?

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We all gotta get away from me!

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Come here!

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Mom!

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Come here!

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No!

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Come here!

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Mom!

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Come here!

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Come here!

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Get your little ass over here!

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Oh no!

08:02:00.480 --> 08:02:04.480
I think we're going to start wiggling against you!

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No, come here!

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Who is that you fucking dirty dog?

08:02:08.480 --> 08:02:13.480
All you said was come here ten times!

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You want me to do like fucking great big are

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We played two games together and lost we've lost two games and you've lost your lane both games and

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Fab your opponent man. I just do right now. Why is Jin Zhao a jungler in my lane? Oh

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Okay, no

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Okay, first off a cut that shit out right now. You're not gonna do this shit

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We are not doing this oh, he's a smurf he's this he's that no he's a bronze more unlocking ins and out

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That's it smurfs don't exist anymore, bro. You literally pulling the reddit special right now. Yeah

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If you say the word smurf a single time, bro, I got it. It's my witness. I'm reporting you the two dozen

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If you say the word smurf one time, I'm just gonna report

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Also, if you lose your lane again, I swear to God, I block you on everything.

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Don't lose your fucking lane.

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Okay, stop.

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I'm- I'm-

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What are the chances?

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Okay, fine.

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Let's go.

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What are the chances?

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What?

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Yeah, what?

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He's already in my lane.

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I don't know what's happening to me.

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Like, what is this guy doing?

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Well, dude, he's fucking or farming on you.

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So, the thing is that Zin's out.

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Bro, you can rock up and you can kill him from range.

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Why are you sitting back?

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You're allowing yourself to get mugged, bro.

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We can't be allowing this shit, Muda.

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I'm already having Q now.

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No!

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He has W's at 10 second cooldown!

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I don't Q!

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Fucking fight!

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Fight!

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Yeah, you got to take Knight.

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Now you missed your Q. Back up.

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There you go. Use your potion.

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See?

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Muta, you need to sit there and walk in

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like your dick is swinging and fucking dangling in his fucking mouth, bro.

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That's how you need to play lane.

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You can't be this fucking pussy sitting back last hit with Q.

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That's not how you get better bro limit test. I like that. All right, so now look. Oh my god. You took a turret shot

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Okay, by the turret

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So listen Muda what you're gonna do now is

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You you might actually be forced to recall chair your lane as fucked it is what it is back up and recall

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But when you come back to lane, it's fine because if you just reset

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RECALL!

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I AM! I AM!

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Mura! Mura! Mura!

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If he is on your tower, you can recon almost the middle of your lane and he's not going to stop it.

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You don't need to waste all this time running all the way back, bro.

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Okay, okay, okay, I'm sorry.

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So now, you're going to walk mid, and then he's going to be pushing into you.

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Now, he has no ignite, you're going to fucking spit in his...

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He's last hitting.

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Yeah, yeah, he's just last hitting, but he's pushing though.

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I was last hitting as a bronze.

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Muda, shut the fuck up!

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Are you actually doing this?

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Muda, are you actually doing this?

08:05:07.640 --> 08:05:09.640
Are you actually doing this?

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Oh my god, bro.

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Muda, if you insinuate that he's a smurf again, we're going to have problems.

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Back up, back up, back up, back up, back up.

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No, no, no, GenC farm!

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GenC! Oh, take Muda's cannon, take Muda's cannon.

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Take muda's cannon, take muda's cannon.

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Smite his cannon, smite his cannon.

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Okay now go for the red.

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Mudah, do you know why you just lost your cannon?

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Yes or no?

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I took it, I got it, I got it.

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No you didn't, Jinxy got it.

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I got it.

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Voila!

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Jinxy!

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Mudah, listen to me.

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The reason why Jinxy took your cannon is because you didn't deserve it.

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People that deserve cannons are people that are going to do something with the gold they get.

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If you're just gonna be AFK sitting back, then might as well have the gold go to the fucking elves, bro, and the fairies in the fucking river!

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So if you're gonna get the gold, you better fucking carry with it! Am I understood?!

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Yes, I just said touch shit.

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Alright.

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I'm dead.

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Okay, just keep running.

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No, why are you turning? Run.

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My shit is lagging, bro. Is it the fucking discord goal? What is this shit?

08:06:23.920 --> 08:06:31.120
Okay, so no jinxie jinxie take the crab and then afterwards jinxie. What did we say about mid lane?

08:06:31.960 --> 08:06:33.320
whatever

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Whenever I come there and just give me all the minions, you know exactly so mood it right now

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You're gonna have to give jinxie your entire wave

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What the fuck does that fucking

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Well, you're about to find out in five seconds jinxie. It's a hard to be prepared jinxie

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Wait fight this fight this. Yeah, you went it with yadik night

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Who to all you all you who to all you he's one yep, this is good. This is good. This is good

08:07:03.680 --> 08:07:07.960
Yep, oh, no, you're being a really good little boy by fucking winning dog Lane right now

08:07:07.960 --> 08:07:09.960
What is this guy doing?

08:07:09.960 --> 08:07:11.960
Jinx, I can't see your screen!

08:07:11.960 --> 08:07:13.960
Yo, I don't know why you're gold-catching.

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I don't know.

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I'm gonna get these fucking cameras off, bro.

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This shit's bad.

08:07:19.960 --> 08:07:21.960
I'm never doing this.

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So, okay, if we turn off the cameras, then can you share your screen?

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Yes.

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Okay, Moona, turn off your camera.

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Yeah, turn off your camera.

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Turn on my face.

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My entire discord is breaking.

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Okay.

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Alright, that's all. Jynx, you can share a screen up.

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Jynx, you like those...

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How do I get this shit off of the screen?

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What is this shit?

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No, it's good. Like, listen, Muda, that's why you can't...

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I'm making my camp!

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Okay, so now listen...

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The peace comes from the...

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Jynx, see, we need you to share a screen, bro.

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Hey, hey, hey, buddy! Hey, buddy!

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My, my, my, my, my...

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How much I'm never doing this again?

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Wallahi!

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I'm like lagging in my sounds glitching.

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Alright, so listen, this is what we're going to do.

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GenC, go farm your bot side, farm your bot side, we'll take the tank.

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I'm going to lag in my fucking ass off.

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Okay, you see, you know what, fuck it, GenC, take your hangar out on mid lane.

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Steal a wave of minions right now.

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Oh, stop, bro.

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Okay, no, gank.

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Get this event gank!

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Okay, yeah, back up, back up, that's good.

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Now go for the raptors.

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I'm sure.

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I'm sure.

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I'm sure.

08:08:27.680 --> 08:08:28.680
I'm sure.

08:08:28.680 --> 08:08:29.680
I'm sure.

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I'm sure.

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I'm sure.

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What the fuck I'm empty one-shot

08:08:49.040 --> 08:08:52.880
Okay, so listen listen this we're gonna do I want you to look at him look at him

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Okay, so what you can do is you're gonna have your alt up here

08:08:55.620 --> 08:08:59.780
So low-key what you could do is you could actually maybe look for a play here

08:09:01.680 --> 08:09:03.680
I got why am I like I got it back

08:09:05.120 --> 08:09:07.600
Okay, so now mood on mood up your junk

08:09:10.720 --> 08:09:14.100
We're gonna have to sit here and give him compliments that he feels better right now

08:09:14.760 --> 08:09:17.720
Compliment him now Jixie. You did very good, bro

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I honestly that wasn't your fucking fault, bro. You fucking lagging, bro. Yo, I I don't know what's happening

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I have my screens Karen

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Yeah, Karen's every two seconds

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I don't know, I don't know what's going on.

08:09:29.800 --> 08:09:30.800
I don't know what's going on.

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I don't know, I don't know.

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Okay, so look, this is what's going to happen now.

08:09:34.180 --> 08:09:38.420
What we need to do is, Muda, you're just going to keep us, hitting, keep farming, whatever

08:09:38.420 --> 08:09:39.580
it is, you're good.

08:09:39.580 --> 08:09:43.120
And then Jinx, you're just going to folk clear, and after you finish your folk clear, we're

08:09:43.120 --> 08:09:44.320
going to look on the mid-gang.

08:09:44.320 --> 08:09:47.760
Now, Muda, you're going to have to be a bit careful right now, okay?

08:09:47.760 --> 08:09:49.660
Look for more traits.

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So there, for example, you should look for more.

08:09:52.560 --> 08:09:56.460
Don't just go for these small traits, because the thing is that, yeah, yeah, yeah.

08:09:56.460 --> 08:10:02.780
The thing is that Zin's always the champion that he heals so the problem is that you're never gonna be able to kill him if you do small trades

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He's just gonna out heal everything so you need to look for a big all-in

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So what I want you to do is I want you to hard push this wave and then recall hard push hard push

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Okay

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Okay, and now okay

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Jinxie, it's all you bro, it's all you bro.

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Okay, so now walk man.

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Okay Jinxie, if you don't have a gank, it's fine. You can just go for the crab.

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Mooda, Hubba, but I need to see what's happening right now.

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Why am I stun-blocked? It's no fucking game, my god!

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Oh my god, Jinxie, what a guy.

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Jinxie, stop feeding, bro!

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Okay, Jinxie.

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What we're gonna need you to do now is you're gonna have to look on the

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the reset soon like it just recall and then go for your top to bottom there

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oh god

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no let's die

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so

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so what am I doing wrong how is this guy doing this

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so unironically this is a pretty bad matchup for you I think

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really?

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listen what you need to do and the way that you're gonna win this is because

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Zinzau is a champ where it's like he's gonna win short trades and he's also

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And he's also progging with long trades too. So you just gonna have to sit there bend over and take it

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There's not really much I can happen in this line

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Okay

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All right, so listen mood of this how we're gonna play it. Okay, you're gonna try to look for

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Last hits right now, and you have to dodge the W the second you dodge his W

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You can en and then look for trades on him, but you need to dodge you W. It's when it's when he like shoots out his

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Is it that isn't that isn't that like

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The before kind of yeah exactly now push

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Next wave to next wave to next wave to push

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Okay, so now since I was gonna guy and soon I want you to set up for your tornado

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Okay, I can see him.

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Yeah, he's right.

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Just wait.

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So now keep fighting.

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Yes, this is exactly how you do it.

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No ult, if you ult him.

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Yes, now Q.

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Nice.

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Nice! Good!

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So see that?

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What do you mean what's that worth?

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He loses a cannon wave and you gotta shut down!

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Yes!

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It's fucking worth! Now type it in all chat.

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chat say get shit on unskilled piece of shit bastard get shit on unskilled piece

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of shit bastard yes there we go yes good all right so now you're gonna walk

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mid Jamesy what's going on with you right now I'm just lagging man I don't

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know my screen staring I'm lagging my game exploded I'll fix it after okay

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Okay, okay, we're gonna be good. I know you're not screen-sharing. Oh

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I'm actually pretty got a second. I am screen-sharing for sure. Do I like it this minute or no?

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Oh, yeah, I can see I can say okay. You're good

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Do I want to last at these or no? Yeah, so listen Muda when he walks back to lane chair

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You're gonna want to look for another fight. Okay

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Okay, I can get the stuff that's gonna get yeah, no Jinzy coming. Jinzy. This is all you

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Thank you. Yeah

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Hey, Jinxie, take my wave!

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Take the wave!

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Take the wave!

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Jinxie, what the fuck is wrong with you?

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You son of a bitch!

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Oh, right.

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This is how this works.

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Listen, okay, so, Muda, unironically,

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I wanted to thank Jinxie for taking your wave right now.

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Because if he didn't take it,

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it would have frozen for since now.

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Say thank you, Jinxie, for saving my wave state.

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Jinxie,

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Thank you for saving my way

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Wait, what wave state now we now don't get a little bit

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Like what is this duo between you guys?

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Muda if your duo tells you to jerk it a little bit

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You should be sitting here, and you should be making a

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Sound and if you're not then you're not

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I'm coming in enough!

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Motherfuckers!

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Okay, run away, just run away and then recall.

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Yes, so that's the thing, if you ever walk up to Zinsel, you're genuinely fucked.

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What the fuck is that shit?

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Yeah, you listen, you can't fight him, it is what it is.

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It is what it is.

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That's why the way that you're gonna win is just by antagonizing him up.

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Oh, now you're suppressing him.

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Yo, why are we fucking...

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Okay, listen Jinxie this we're gonna do now Jinxie clear your bot side look on the dragon

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It's in a good spot right now.

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Got it.

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Got it.

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Push my wave right bro?

08:15:10.200 --> 08:15:11.200
Yes daddy.

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Yes, yes, yes.

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Yeah, be a good little boy and push those minions in.

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Yes daddy.

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Yes daddy.

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Okay, now Muda I'm gonna want you to stick your tongue out and make a little ah sound.

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Ah.

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Good!

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All right, that's what I like to see that you know that shows me Muda that shows me that you're also coachable

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Jin see thank your duo. Oh wait a month

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Okay, Jin see you're gonna float for a fight here. I want you to hold your Q on big R hold

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Okay, E E and then there you go. Yep again again

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Your Q is up in one hold it you need to hold it on him

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Fight the fight the locks fight the locks fight the fuck the locks. Yep

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Okay, all right now try to look for a turn your Q is up in one second

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See if you can run. Muda! Muda rotate! Muda! Oh no, Jinx, you don't walk in, you're gonna die.

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Okay, okay, no, it's fine. It's fine. You guys come back off now. That's okay.

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All right, so now Jinx, you're gonna farm Krugs. Muda, whatever you do, just do not engage. If you try fighting him,

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you're probably gonna lose here.

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It's lag. I'm actually gonna fucking lose it. It's fucking lag!

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AAAAAAAAGHH!

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YAAAAAAAGHH!

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Not bad!

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Jinxy listen, it's fine.

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Because in your time of need, your duo for once is actually coming through.

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Let's go Muda, keep it up man.

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Jinxy, I'm fucking carrying this shit!

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Do you hear me?

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Yes.

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Okay well, guys, there's still a little bit of a problem because our top lane is 0-5-0 right now though.

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So we can't get too ahead of ourselves.

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Muda, make sure you report Katelyn before the game ends by the way.

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Yeah, got it.

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Alright, just stay.

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All right, so now Muta go for a plate go for a plate go for the plate

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He's still dead for four seconds Muta listen to me when somebody is dead

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It gives you a timer to do shit that shit. You're saying the turret. Okay now you can recall

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Yes, that like that's how you got to do it, bro your champion is broken as fuck

08:17:07.200 --> 08:17:11.000
We need to use the tools that ride gave us in order to properly

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Unlock it to its full potential

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Yes, bro, yes.

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Alright.

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Alright.

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Now, now listen, this is what we're gonna have to do.

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Jinxian Muda as a team bonding exercise.

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I want one of you to be the daddy and the other one to be the good boy.

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And I want you guys to role play for about 30 seconds until the next objective time responds on Rift Herald.

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Be a good boy for daddy, Muda.

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Yes, yes.

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Bend over.

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Wait, wait, hold on.

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Oh my god.

08:17:41.540 --> 08:17:42.480
Wait, wait, I'm coming.

08:17:42.480 --> 08:17:43.140
Oh my god.

08:17:43.140 --> 08:17:45.140
Nice! Okay, nice.

08:17:45.460 --> 08:17:51.500
Nice, this is good. Now you're shitting in his mouth. So now Muda, I'm gonna want you to all chat. Type

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How did that smell?

08:17:55.340 --> 08:17:57.340
Literally type it!

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Okay, GenC, go from the health.

08:18:04.900 --> 08:18:06.900
How did it smell?

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Good. Okay, so now Muda finished his sword and then killed on Nart. There you go.

08:18:11.380 --> 08:18:17.880
Now maybe we don't kill the gnar maybe just back off here low key actually no you can't keep fighting keep fighting keep fighting

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Keep fighting good. I want you to if he walks up you fash on him, but if not just recall

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Okay, so now Jinxie you're gonna go for the heralds here after the herald

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We're gonna look for a top gang because the one is pushing in okay

08:18:35.080 --> 08:18:38.000
Now Mooda while G I'll get the eye the eye

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Die! Die!

08:18:39.660 --> 08:18:44.300
Now, Muda, while Jinx is ganking top, I want you to all chat and shit talk for Guan.

08:18:44.300 --> 08:18:47.300
Do it for him. Be like, ha ha, Guan, you should run.

08:18:47.300 --> 08:18:50.300
Ha ha, oh my god, I'm fighting someone right now, though.

08:18:50.300 --> 08:18:51.500
The- the- the-

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Multi-task! Multi-task!

08:18:55.000 --> 08:18:56.000
Okay, okay.

08:18:56.000 --> 08:18:58.000
Okay, Jinx, you're gonna have to hold Q. Hold it.

08:18:58.000 --> 08:18:58.700
Guan.

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Nice!

08:18:59.500 --> 08:19:00.500
Yes!

08:19:00.500 --> 08:19:02.500
No, no, no, no, no.

08:19:02.500 --> 08:19:05.500
Okay, Jinx, you can fight this. You can fight this. Oh no.

08:19:05.500 --> 08:19:06.500
Yo, mid laner!

08:19:06.500 --> 08:19:07.420
What the f-

08:19:07.900 --> 08:19:13.320
MISCANER! MISCANER! MISCANER!

08:19:13.320 --> 08:19:17.440
You are the most coping son of a bitch I've ever seen!

08:19:17.440 --> 08:19:20.800
I'm helping bot! I'm MISCANER!

08:19:23.040 --> 08:19:23.540
Okay.

08:19:26.560 --> 08:19:27.220
GenC?

08:19:27.820 --> 08:19:28.980
Report Klan please.

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Report Klan.

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Yup.

08:19:30.220 --> 08:19:30.720
It's okay.

08:19:30.720 --> 08:19:31.720
I just ran around here.

08:19:31.720 --> 08:19:32.720
Okay, so GenC,

08:19:32.720 --> 08:19:40.120
Your mid laner instead of helping you, randomly walked ball lane and entered to the enemy ADC after taking two turret shots for no reason.

08:19:40.120 --> 08:19:41.620
How does that make you feel?

08:19:41.620 --> 08:19:44.920
Yeah, Muta, like, one, you need to watch your lane.

08:19:44.920 --> 08:19:48.220
If somebody leaves, like, just stop, turn your brain off, Muta.

08:19:48.220 --> 08:19:51.420
You're not faker. Stay in your lane and hit the minions, bro.

08:19:51.420 --> 08:19:57.420
Yo, if you stayed in your lane, you would have been able to chase that guy, you would have been able to double fight him, or you would have been able to talk to me and say he's coming.

08:19:57.420 --> 08:19:58.620
The fuck, man?

08:19:58.620 --> 08:20:00.420
What the fuck is this projection?

08:20:00.420 --> 08:20:06.820
You're doing three I'm five and five. I'm doing good in my job. We're both doing good. Why are you always blaming me for no reason?

08:20:06.820 --> 08:20:12.340
I don't understand getting CS mug, bro. No, I am literally beating him in CS mom

08:20:13.500 --> 08:20:15.500
I'm CS logging you man

08:20:23.700 --> 08:20:28.380
Junglers aren't supposed to but the thing is the ones that carry games to remember that got it

08:20:28.380 --> 08:20:35.100
So they can commit guys this is what we're gonna do here now okay because right now the tensions are a little bit high

08:20:35.180 --> 08:20:38.460
So what we're gonna have to do is you guys are gonna have to coordinate something

08:20:41.100 --> 08:20:47.740
Listen how about I said you asked your jungler mood up like I need you guys to start developing synergy

08:20:47.740 --> 08:20:49.740
dragon

08:20:49.740 --> 08:20:51.740
jingsy talk to your duo fast

08:20:51.740 --> 08:20:53.740
jingsy a fake drag

08:20:53.740 --> 08:20:55.740
let's fake drag jingsy

08:20:55.740 --> 08:20:57.740
there's a girl in there though there's a Gwen in there

08:20:57.740 --> 08:20:59.740
so let's be careful of that

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fake drag bro

08:21:01.740 --> 08:21:03.740
fake drag

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jingsy if they come i'll fight them off for your fame

08:21:05.740 --> 08:21:07.740
you just need to fight them ok

08:21:07.740 --> 08:21:09.740
yeah

08:21:09.740 --> 08:21:11.740
let them fighting

08:21:13.740 --> 08:21:15.740
jingsy flash on them

08:21:15.740 --> 08:21:32.340
on him. You guys got it. It's good. I get it. Oh and six and should die in game. Yeah,

08:21:32.340 --> 08:21:39.020
but Jinxie, the thing is, it's fine because your bond is also three and 10. How's that

08:21:39.020 --> 08:21:44.960
fine how's that fucking fine it's like United our top lanes oh and six so our

08:21:44.960 --> 08:21:51.200
team is three and nineteen Jesus yeah but the thing is listen you guys you

08:21:51.200 --> 08:21:55.480
guys have what it takes actually out carry this so all we're gonna need to do

08:21:55.480 --> 08:22:02.360
right now okay it's just walk it in the two of you yes like guys guys think of it

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think of it right now imagine World War three broke out Mooda what country are

08:22:06.640 --> 08:22:10.800
you from? I'm from Lebanon. I'm Canadian. Okay, Lebanon. Okay,

08:22:10.800 --> 08:22:15.120
Jinxie, what country are you from? USA. USA. So, imagine right

08:22:15.120 --> 08:22:20.880
now, we need the USA, Lebanese military conjunction to fight

08:22:20.880 --> 08:22:28.640
off the new World War three bad guys. That makes sense. Yes.

08:22:36.640 --> 08:22:38.640
I

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Don't yes

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Wait, why'd you still the kid why do you want to kill like kill what I need wait? No?

08:22:46.560 --> 08:22:51.280
Why what do you mean? I think these I said 99% damage why did you just care?

08:22:51.800 --> 08:22:55.680
What are you? Why did you care? God just said how?

08:22:57.640 --> 08:23:03.040
Muda I said help but then at the end I said do not pass you motherfucking motherfucker

08:23:03.040 --> 08:23:11.400
fuck you motherfucking motherfuckers why did you KS okay listen Jinxie Muda just

08:23:11.400 --> 08:23:16.240
caught a thousand gold so right now we're gonna have to both get on our

08:23:16.240 --> 08:23:19.680
knees soon and pay that he's able to do it

08:23:19.680 --> 08:23:24.680
You are the fucking, and the fucking dollar god damn it!

08:23:24.680 --> 08:23:27.680
Get the wave! Get the wave!

08:23:27.680 --> 08:23:29.680
Daddy, yes daddy, yes daddy.

08:23:29.680 --> 08:23:31.680
Fuck! Why are we recalling that?

08:23:31.680 --> 08:23:34.680
Luna, what does a kill do for you in League of Legends?

08:23:34.680 --> 08:23:35.680
It gives you gold.

08:23:35.680 --> 08:23:36.680
No!

08:23:36.680 --> 08:23:39.680
Kills allow you to get more of the game.

08:23:39.680 --> 08:23:40.680
Help!

08:23:40.680 --> 08:23:43.680
Give this fucking brave, dead fucking team shoot somebody!

08:23:43.680 --> 08:23:44.680
Thank you!

08:23:44.680 --> 08:23:45.680
God damn!

08:23:45.680 --> 08:23:47.680
I'm fighting for ten minutes!

08:23:47.680 --> 08:23:48.680
Fucking help!

08:23:48.680 --> 08:23:51.480
Fucking help! You braindead piece of shit!

08:23:51.480 --> 08:23:53.480
Thank you! Fuck!

08:23:53.480 --> 08:23:55.980
What's my damage? It's gonna be 80k?

08:23:55.980 --> 08:23:56.980
Fuck!

08:23:56.980 --> 08:24:04.680
So listen, Muda, listen, when you get a kill in League of Legends, kills allowed you to

08:24:04.680 --> 08:24:11.680
get downtime on the enemy, where now you're able to actually go for plays and get objectives.

08:24:11.680 --> 08:24:12.680
That's how you win games.

08:24:12.680 --> 08:24:14.680
Yes, now fight the Gwen, you win this.

08:24:14.680 --> 08:24:16.680
As long as you don't miss all your Qs, you win this.

08:24:18.680 --> 08:24:20.680
Good! Now push!

08:24:20.680 --> 08:24:22.680
You like that daddy? You like that daddy?

08:24:22.680 --> 08:24:24.680
Yes! Yes! No I'm kidding!

08:24:24.680 --> 08:24:26.680
Don't you like that daddy!

08:24:26.680 --> 08:24:28.680
I'm gonna give you a fucking nice blanket if you ask again!

08:24:28.680 --> 08:24:30.680
Give it to me! Give it to me!

08:24:36.680 --> 08:24:38.680
Alright. Good job, Bruno.

08:24:38.680 --> 08:24:43.680
Now Jynxie, I need you to give him a congratulatory spanking as well. Now!

08:24:48.680 --> 08:24:56.540
Good boy, okay, so now Jinxie run bud help Muda. He needs help. He's 1v2 right now

08:24:56.540 --> 08:24:58.940
We need to help our duo coming here

08:24:59.780 --> 08:25:07.520
Okay, Muda do not int before Jinxie gets there try to back off here Jinxie walk up. You got this. He's helping you

08:25:12.280 --> 08:25:14.280
Nice

08:25:15.280 --> 08:25:20.500
Okay, Jin see you're your mother so the kill so take the wave wait moody so not a kill

08:25:20.800 --> 08:25:23.880
No, I didn't say what are you doing right now?

08:25:24.240 --> 08:25:28.720
Say what I'm not you so I got you should literally see what I'm fucking doing right now

08:25:28.720 --> 08:25:33.400
You would lose your fucking marbles what I'm fucking doing right now. We can't slice coach

08:25:34.080 --> 08:25:40.440
Yep, two times. No, I did not throw. I swear to God. I'm getting all these small. Yo, what is this?

08:25:40.440 --> 08:25:43.740
Don't the vote it says this is call is nothing but a 2v1

08:25:44.520 --> 08:25:46.520
Muda you have to assist

08:25:47.760 --> 08:25:49.760
You're doing this for

08:25:49.760 --> 08:25:51.760
Jixie Jixie I think we should say drag

08:25:51.760 --> 08:25:53.760
Jixie can we say drag?

08:25:53.760 --> 08:25:55.760
I have to go with Zen I have to go with Zen

08:25:55.840 --> 08:26:01.460
Okay, uh, Jinxie Jinxie listen you probably should look for the dragon low key though

08:26:02.040 --> 08:26:04.720
Dragon isn't a bad shout here. It's low key good

08:26:05.800 --> 08:26:06.800
Where do we got to go?

08:26:06.800 --> 08:26:08.800
Try to run away from him

08:26:08.800 --> 08:26:09.800
I'm so dead.

08:26:09.800 --> 08:26:11.800
Roto 1v2 them, bro!

08:26:11.800 --> 08:26:13.800
Have some confidence!

08:26:13.800 --> 08:26:15.800
F***ing kill the Quenan!

08:26:16.800 --> 08:26:18.800
Oh my god.

08:26:20.800 --> 08:26:22.800
Okay, Jinx, you have bad news.

08:26:22.800 --> 08:26:23.800
Yeah.

08:26:24.800 --> 08:26:29.800
The bad news is, your duo doesn't have enough confidence right now to fight,

08:26:29.800 --> 08:26:32.800
so you're gonna have to sit there and give him confidence.

08:26:34.800 --> 08:26:36.800
Am I just dead guys?

08:26:36.800 --> 08:26:39.300
I would give him confidence, but he stole two of my kills.

08:26:40.800 --> 08:26:41.300
Okay.

08:26:41.300 --> 08:26:43.000
Okay, Muto, you're probably just marked.

08:26:43.000 --> 08:26:45.000
No, E and N try to play kill on the left.

08:26:47.500 --> 08:26:49.500
Okay, so, Muto, listen to me.

08:26:49.500 --> 08:26:53.500
Your problem right now is you're playing the game like you have zero self-confidence.

08:26:53.500 --> 08:26:57.000
When you're this fed, it's like a 3v1 in fucking Valorant.

08:26:57.000 --> 08:27:00.600
You should not be sitting there and fucking peeking corners, bro.

08:27:00.600 --> 08:27:03.100
Go in and fight!

08:27:03.100 --> 08:27:06.400
You're never gonna carry this game ever!

08:27:06.400 --> 08:27:09.340
If you keep playing the way that you are, do you understand?

08:27:09.340 --> 08:27:11.500
Yes daddy, yes daddy, yes daddy, yes daddy.

08:27:11.500 --> 08:27:14.700
No! You're not welcoming me daddy right now after that!

08:27:14.700 --> 08:27:16.380
You're in the time out!

08:27:16.380 --> 08:27:18.380
Okay, sorry sir, sorry sir.

08:27:18.880 --> 08:27:20.880
Alright, so Jinxy, that is what we're gonna do.

08:27:20.880 --> 08:27:23.520
This is such a fucking worthless fucking piece of shit, god damn it.

08:27:23.520 --> 08:27:25.020
I know, I know, but listen Jinxy listen to me.

08:27:25.020 --> 08:27:26.140
I fucking hate you so fucking much, Kaelin.

08:27:26.140 --> 08:27:27.340
I fucking hate you so fucking hard.

08:27:27.340 --> 08:27:30.460
Jinxy, Jinxy listen to me right now, this is what we're gonna do here.

08:27:30.460 --> 08:27:32.460
Jinxy, I'm gonna want you to go for the wolves.

08:27:32.460 --> 08:27:33.960
Muta, run to the Baron.

08:27:33.960 --> 08:27:36.360
You guys are gonna demand the Baron right now, okay?

08:27:36.360 --> 08:27:41.040
Down down down down down. Okay, you open it till the bigger man. No, no, no

08:27:42.120 --> 08:27:44.120
Don't show

08:27:46.080 --> 08:27:48.080
Oh my god

08:27:56.240 --> 08:27:58.240
I'm

08:27:58.240 --> 08:28:00.240
I'm on my way

08:28:03.680 --> 08:28:07.680
Okay, listen this Baron is a good culture it actually works

08:28:10.160 --> 08:28:14.440
Okay, this is good this is good

08:28:16.800 --> 08:28:21.920
So now this what we're gonna do guys go top go top both of you guys go top

08:28:22.040 --> 08:28:24.840
You guys are gonna fucking take over this with this lane

08:28:24.840 --> 08:28:30.840
Have you ever heard I am the captain now you guys are the captains of this game now Jinxie don't open don't open

08:28:32.680 --> 08:28:34.680
With you in front now you can fight oh

08:28:37.040 --> 08:28:41.360
God get up girl get up hold you hold you

08:28:41.360 --> 08:28:43.360
I

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Mean help

08:28:48.040 --> 08:28:55.040
To the box still watch nice nice nice good shit. What up? Okay, move up. What up push the end of chair. Oh wait

08:29:00.040 --> 08:29:04.000
Uh, yes, we're carrying every three seconds. I don't know. I got the harvest

08:29:07.560 --> 08:29:09.560
Okay

08:29:11.360 --> 08:29:14.500
Yeah, yep, that's good. That's good. Bye now. We'll go

08:29:44.500 --> 08:29:53.500
I'm gonna be honest jing see after you see this you might never view mood of the same ever again

08:29:53.500 --> 08:29:56.320
Well, what do you mean? What are you even sure?

08:29:56.320 --> 08:30:00.180
I'm wrong there. Okay. Are you looking at my screen?

08:30:00.180 --> 08:30:02.180
Yeah

08:30:06.180 --> 08:30:07.500
Mooda

08:30:07.500 --> 08:30:11.500
Like jingsy do you remember what you did to own a pixel in that one game? Yes

08:30:11.500 --> 08:30:22.500
Mooda did this here but ten times worse. Bro, I literally, it looked like I was 12 and 8 bro, and everyone was fed. What did I do?

08:30:22.500 --> 08:30:31.500
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You are now all to speak right now. Okay, Jinxy, are you watching? Yeah.

08:30:31.500 --> 08:30:35.700
Okay, look at this. So wanting to understand that right now Muda is

08:30:35.700 --> 08:30:43.260
recalling, right? Yeah. And right now he's in base. Yeah, look at this. Muda is

08:30:43.260 --> 08:30:46.580
in base, right? Yeah.

08:30:52.300 --> 08:31:01.020
Oh my god. No, no, I had the buy open. I had the buy thing open. I didn't know

08:31:01.020 --> 08:31:17.660
I didn't even know they were that close. I didn't even know they were that close, son.

08:31:17.660 --> 08:31:21.420
I had the most killed on our team. I'm sorry, Bob.

08:31:21.420 --> 08:31:23.820
You still took.

08:31:23.820 --> 08:31:28.780
Okay, so 10 and 8.

08:31:28.780 --> 08:31:30.700
What the fuck were you doing, Jinxie?

08:31:30.700 --> 08:31:33.900
Oh, my PC is lagging, high-fives.

08:31:33.900 --> 08:31:35.420
High-fives, my PC is lagging.

08:31:35.420 --> 08:31:37.260
All guys, shut up, you're dead.

08:31:37.260 --> 08:31:39.260
All guys, what the fuck is even happening, bro?

08:31:39.260 --> 08:31:42.300
Yovuda, where are you?

08:31:42.300 --> 08:31:44.220
What am I supposed to do?

08:31:44.220 --> 08:31:46.380
Yo, guys, how's it going?

08:31:46.380 --> 08:31:48.020
I just watched Muda in, what's up?

08:31:50.820 --> 08:31:53.140
You're buying items while they're hitting our nexus.

08:31:53.140 --> 08:31:55.540
Bro, you should net, like, Yovuda,

08:31:55.540 --> 08:31:57.460
you should be ashamed of yourself.

08:31:58.780 --> 08:32:01.660
You're buying items while they're hitting our nexus.

08:32:01.660 --> 08:32:03.660
You motherfucking motherfucker.

08:32:03.660 --> 08:32:04.660
Wow.

08:32:04.660 --> 08:32:05.660
Muda.

08:32:05.660 --> 08:32:08.300
You emptying sack of shit, Muda.

08:32:08.300 --> 08:32:09.300
Bro.

08:32:09.300 --> 08:32:11.300
What the fuck?

08:32:11.300 --> 08:32:12.980
I had the menu open.

08:32:12.980 --> 08:32:15.380
I didn't know they were that close.

08:32:15.380 --> 08:32:16.380
But okay.

08:32:16.380 --> 08:32:21.740
Muda, when you buy items in the future, you press P and you just right-click on the item.

08:32:21.740 --> 08:32:23.940
Why was your shop open for 15 seconds?

08:32:23.940 --> 08:32:28.260
Because I was selling my Doran's braid to buy the hammer.

08:32:28.260 --> 08:32:29.700
Oh great, there's a hammer.

08:32:29.700 --> 08:32:31.700
They're in our nexus!

08:32:31.700 --> 08:32:33.300
I didn't know that.

08:32:33.300 --> 08:32:34.500
The hammer!

08:32:34.500 --> 08:32:36.500
They're in the nexus!

08:32:36.500 --> 08:32:38.500
Don't tell us we played the clip.

08:32:45.460 --> 08:32:48.900
How well, no, I need an exact second of how much time to spend in the base.

08:32:48.900 --> 08:32:50.900
Alright, we can watch.

08:32:50.900 --> 08:32:54.500
But wait, Jinxie, Jinxie, you know what we can do instead?

08:32:54.500 --> 08:32:56.500
What?

08:32:56.500 --> 08:33:00.500
Can we watch where can we watch where Jinxie is at this point though?

08:33:00.500 --> 08:33:03.500
Nothing I did was bad. My screen was tearing the entire game.

08:33:03.500 --> 08:33:05.500
My screen was tearing the entire game.

08:33:05.500 --> 08:33:07.500
I made zero mistakes.

08:33:07.500 --> 08:33:09.500
Zero mistakes. My screen was tearing the entire game.

08:33:09.500 --> 08:33:10.500
You motherfucker.

08:33:10.500 --> 08:33:13.500
Is this just tearing or not?

08:33:13.500 --> 08:33:16.500
I don't know. I'm assuming she's going to keep tearing all night in the game.

08:33:16.500 --> 08:33:17.500
I have no idea.

08:33:17.500 --> 08:33:19.500
Okay. So Jinxie are you watching?

08:33:19.500 --> 08:33:21.500
I don't know.

08:33:21.500 --> 08:33:22.500
Jinxie are you watching?

08:33:22.500 --> 08:33:23.500
Yeah, I'm watching.

08:33:23.500 --> 08:33:25.500
Hold up. Wait, how about I let you know one second.

08:33:25.500 --> 08:33:30.540
I'm watching this is from his POV. Okay. Yeah, this is Mootus POV. Got it

08:33:42.540 --> 08:33:44.540
All right, I'm watching oh

08:33:46.620 --> 08:33:48.620
My god, oh

08:33:48.620 --> 08:33:49.980
My god

08:33:49.980 --> 08:33:56.760
You like piece of shit dude. I think motherfucking piece of shit. Where are you? Can we pull up?

08:33:56.760 --> 08:34:02.780
I'm just going where the most bad guy on our team your only job is to get a triple kill in the turrets and

08:34:03.480 --> 08:34:07.160
Your your buying items. You're actually not gonna hold yourself to the bar

08:34:07.160 --> 08:34:10.060
I'm at the top of the CS leaderboard. You stole two of my kills

08:34:10.060 --> 08:34:13.500
My screen was turning the entire game and I had five assists. It wasn't for me

08:34:13.500 --> 08:34:15.500
What if you'd be fed you selfish bitch?

08:34:15.500 --> 08:34:18.820
Muda, listen up, you mother fucker!

08:34:18.820 --> 08:34:23.620
They're hitting our turrets and you're buying a hammer and you're asking me where I'm at?

08:34:23.620 --> 08:34:26.020
Why are my streams tearing?

08:34:26.020 --> 08:34:28.660
Why are my streams tearing?

08:34:28.660 --> 08:34:32.980
Bro, if I knew they were hitting the Nexus, I wouldn't fucking be in my menu.

08:34:32.980 --> 08:34:34.460
I didn't know they were hitting our Nexus.

08:34:34.460 --> 08:34:35.460
Whose fault is that?

08:34:35.460 --> 08:34:36.460
Whose fault is that?

08:34:36.460 --> 08:34:37.460
What, I guess?

08:34:37.460 --> 08:34:41.960
I think it's your internet, because you're lagging on your phone and then when it gets

08:34:41.960 --> 08:34:51.640
All right, well whatever just fuck it who cares fuck it just streaming bullshit who cares it is what it is

08:34:51.880 --> 08:34:53.880
Yo, Muda

08:34:55.240 --> 08:34:59.840
Yo, Muda back what yo John says I'm sorry like what should I do here?

08:35:00.200 --> 08:35:04.760
What should I do am I so staring? I'm lagging and I have a like

08:35:05.560 --> 08:35:08.080
Muda you inching motherfucker. Oh

08:35:08.080 --> 08:35:14.080
No, no, no, you bought a hammer. You bought a fucking hammer.

08:35:15.080 --> 08:35:20.080
You're 37! You're 37!

08:35:21.080 --> 08:35:27.080
Gortez, same Wallahi on your life that Jixi played good this game.

08:35:28.080 --> 08:35:29.080
Gortez, be unbiased, be unbiased.

08:35:29.080 --> 08:35:30.080
Beyond bias.

08:35:30.080 --> 08:35:31.080
Beyond bias.

08:35:31.080 --> 08:35:32.080
Save Wallahi!

08:35:32.080 --> 08:35:36.240
That Jixi played better than me in this game.

08:35:36.240 --> 08:35:37.240
Save Wallahi on your life.

08:35:37.240 --> 08:35:40.240
And I'll shut the fuck up and I'll take it away from you.

08:35:40.240 --> 08:35:41.240
Alright everybody shut up.

08:35:41.240 --> 08:35:42.240
Let's get in the coach.

08:35:42.240 --> 08:35:43.240
Let's get in the coach then.

08:35:43.240 --> 08:35:44.240
Who plays better bro?

08:35:44.240 --> 08:35:45.240
Beyond.

08:35:45.240 --> 08:35:46.240
Okay.

08:35:46.240 --> 08:35:56.240
In my professional opinion, unbiased, completely impartial.

08:35:56.240 --> 08:36:03.240
Jingsi? That game?

08:36:03.240 --> 08:36:12.240
Played on a challenger level. Unmoota's life.

08:36:12.240 --> 08:36:20.240
Barat! Like what the fuck? Am I just supposed to have a s-

08:36:20.240 --> 08:36:25.120
I just have a seizure now.

08:36:25.120 --> 08:36:26.120
And what WOOOOOOB!

08:36:26.120 --> 08:36:27.120
Did you play challenge 11?

08:36:27.120 --> 08:36:28.120
Are you retarded?

08:36:28.120 --> 08:36:38.640
Muda, I wanted to look at Jeng's UCS this game.

08:36:38.640 --> 08:36:40.640
What number do you see on your screen?

08:36:40.640 --> 08:36:45.560
Where do I even see that?

08:36:45.560 --> 08:36:49.200
Right now, when you look at the VOD, you look at my screen.

08:36:49.200 --> 08:36:52.020
What number did GenC have for it?

08:36:52.020 --> 08:36:53.980
185!

08:36:53.980 --> 08:36:55.920
What number did you have?

08:36:55.920 --> 08:36:56.920
165!

08:36:56.920 --> 08:36:59.520
GenC took better than you!

08:36:59.520 --> 08:37:00.520
No!

08:37:00.520 --> 08:37:01.520
No!

08:37:01.520 --> 08:37:02.520
No!

08:37:02.520 --> 08:37:03.520
No!

08:37:03.520 --> 08:37:04.520
No!

08:37:04.520 --> 08:37:05.520
No!

08:37:05.520 --> 08:37:06.520
No!

08:37:06.520 --> 08:37:07.520
No!

08:37:07.520 --> 08:37:08.520
No!

08:37:08.520 --> 08:37:09.520
No!

08:37:09.520 --> 08:37:10.520
No!

08:37:10.520 --> 08:37:11.520
No!

08:37:11.520 --> 08:37:12.520
No!

08:37:12.520 --> 08:37:13.520
No!

08:37:13.520 --> 08:37:14.520
No!

08:37:14.520 --> 08:37:15.520
No!

08:37:15.520 --> 08:37:16.520
No!

08:37:16.520 --> 08:37:17.520
No!

08:37:17.520 --> 08:37:18.520
No!

08:37:18.520 --> 08:37:21.220
I'm holding my hand down, Luda.

08:37:21.220 --> 08:37:27.840
I apologize, I apologize, Jinxie, for entering the game, bro.

08:37:27.840 --> 08:37:33.360
Thank you.

08:37:33.360 --> 08:37:40.800
Alright.

08:37:40.800 --> 08:37:43.280
I'm going to be selling this to you.

08:37:43.280 --> 08:37:45.560
It's not an F. I'm checking it out.

08:37:45.560 --> 08:37:46.560
What is this?

08:37:46.560 --> 08:37:47.560
I can't even.

08:37:47.560 --> 08:37:48.560
What?

08:37:55.360 --> 08:37:56.560
Shadowed my back?

08:37:56.560 --> 08:37:59.560
I'm gonna restart my PC because I'm lagging, okay?

08:37:59.560 --> 08:38:00.560
Alright?

08:38:02.560 --> 08:38:04.560
I'm gonna restart my PC.

08:38:07.560 --> 08:38:08.560
I'm gonna restart my PC.

08:38:17.560 --> 08:38:19.620
you

08:38:47.560 --> 08:38:49.620
you

08:39:17.560 --> 08:39:42.520
Shattery back. Shattery back.

08:39:42.520 --> 08:39:47.560
You'll have eyes. Can we fix the um the twitch where I can see this stream again? I think it's gonna work.

08:39:48.920 --> 08:39:53.560
Okay, uh if you like you should probably do this. Okay, got it.

08:39:55.400 --> 08:39:59.320
I mean I'll appreciate it. All right, I'm redoing it. Now we're gonna go on a waiting

08:39:59.320 --> 08:40:04.920
stream because now I'm not gonna lag anymore. Guys I didn't die.

08:40:04.920 --> 08:40:21.920
All right, well back my internet perfect and it's time to carry. Let's go. All right. You're solid now. Yes. I'm all good to go. I'm ready to go. It's at every 70 C. Now listen, bro. I'm going to go back on a 30 second delay. Okay. Okay.

08:40:21.920 --> 08:40:24.680
Okay, Jack, screen's gonna go blue for 30 seconds.

08:40:51.920 --> 08:41:09.240
Do you want to know what it was?

08:41:09.240 --> 08:41:11.040
Yes.

08:41:11.040 --> 08:41:17.240
It showed me that even though the last 30 seconds happened the way it did, there was

08:41:17.240 --> 08:41:21.860
still part of the game where Muda was trying to be proactive, he was trying to make dragon

08:41:21.860 --> 08:41:27.980
calls, he was sidelining and he was actually doing well in his lane.

08:41:27.980 --> 08:41:34.260
So what it shows me, see what it shows me, is that he won't be an anchor in this journey.

08:41:34.260 --> 08:41:35.580
Do you see what I'm getting at?

08:41:35.580 --> 08:41:36.580
Yes, yes, yes.

08:41:36.580 --> 08:41:38.660
Muda, can you invite me about a minute, please?

08:41:38.660 --> 08:41:39.660
Stop, stop.

08:41:39.660 --> 08:41:43.220
I'm not lagging, I'm just going to carry now.

08:41:43.220 --> 08:41:44.220
Perfect.

08:41:44.220 --> 08:41:47.980
need now from the two of you guys okay is we're gonna need better lines of

08:41:47.980 --> 08:41:53.700
communication and we're gonna need callouts. So Muda when you're dueling as

08:41:53.700 --> 08:41:58.540
a mid laner there are a few callouts you can make okay but the primary ones are

08:41:58.540 --> 08:42:05.260
I have priority I can move or they're shoving in you can gank and those are

08:42:05.260 --> 08:42:09.260
the callouts that Jinx is gonna need to know for when he looks to gank mid do

08:42:09.260 --> 08:42:10.260
You understand?

08:42:10.260 --> 08:42:11.260
Yes.

08:42:11.260 --> 08:42:13.360
Okay, but I understood the first one.

08:42:13.360 --> 08:42:16.540
You said, can you gank their pushing?

08:42:16.540 --> 08:42:17.540
What's the other one?

08:42:17.540 --> 08:42:18.540
What's the other color?

08:42:18.540 --> 08:42:21.260
The other one is, I have priority.

08:42:21.260 --> 08:42:22.260
I can move.

08:42:22.260 --> 08:42:23.860
What does that mean?

08:42:23.860 --> 08:42:25.940
So let me explain it, okay?

08:42:25.940 --> 08:42:28.260
Think of it like you guys are in a high school.

08:42:28.260 --> 08:42:33.660
Jinxie is like one twin brother and you're the other twin brother.

08:42:33.660 --> 08:42:38.860
If you guys get in a two versus two against two other people and you manage to knock one

08:42:38.860 --> 08:42:43.800
person down, then in the time that that person is knocked down, you and Jinx, you can start

08:42:43.800 --> 08:42:45.240
wailing on the other guy.

08:42:45.240 --> 08:42:46.240
Does that make sense?

08:42:46.240 --> 08:42:47.240
Yeah.

08:42:47.240 --> 08:42:48.240
Yeah.

08:42:48.240 --> 08:42:49.240
Yeah.

08:42:49.240 --> 08:42:50.240
Yeah.

08:42:50.240 --> 08:42:51.240
Yeah.

08:42:51.240 --> 08:42:52.240
Yeah.

08:42:52.240 --> 08:42:53.240
Yeah.

08:42:53.240 --> 08:42:54.240
Yeah.

08:42:54.240 --> 08:42:55.240
Yeah.

08:42:55.240 --> 08:42:56.240
Yeah.

08:42:56.240 --> 08:42:57.240
Yeah.

08:42:57.240 --> 08:42:58.240
Yeah.

08:42:58.240 --> 08:42:59.240
Yeah.

08:42:59.240 --> 08:43:00.240
Yeah.

08:43:00.240 --> 08:43:01.240
Exactly.

08:43:01.240 --> 08:43:02.240
Yes.

08:43:02.240 --> 08:43:06.240
So that's why what we need more than anything else, more than anything else is we need

08:43:06.240 --> 08:43:11.760
guys have callouts on what is happening when so we can collapse on place and we can go crazy

08:43:11.760 --> 08:43:18.400
because I'm telling you judging from that first game you guys cornflip three retards on your team

08:43:18.400 --> 08:43:25.680
right yeah you guys cornflip three fucking like like these people they were sent from riot agents

08:43:25.680 --> 08:43:33.840
bro like they were sent from the fucking pits to drag you guys down to hell okay so what we

08:43:33.840 --> 08:43:38.580
Realize is that even with a game like that. We still almost won. There's

08:43:39.340 --> 08:43:41.880
Potential for today for bronze three

08:43:43.200 --> 08:43:49.220
But we need to walk it in coach if I wasn't lagging I think I have 400 CS that game and maybe 35 kills

08:43:49.220 --> 08:43:50.440
Don't you agree?

08:43:50.440 --> 08:43:55.320
I'm gonna be honest GenC. If you weren't lagging that game. I think the enemy's teams

08:43:56.160 --> 08:44:01.980
PCs would have exploded because upon seeing your magnificence appear on their screen

08:44:01.980 --> 08:44:06.700
They want to be able to move do you understand? Yes, okay? I'm gonna go tinkle

08:44:14.900 --> 08:44:18.020
Alright, I'll take over yeah, please okay

08:44:19.180 --> 08:44:21.180
All right guys everyone listen

08:44:21.820 --> 08:44:24.360
Everyone listen game two is about to start

08:44:24.860 --> 08:44:28.940
Jinx he isn't lagging anymore and Muda was given the rundown

08:44:28.940 --> 08:44:35.620
Because of both of these constraints going on, who do you guys think is gonna

08:44:35.620 --> 08:44:42.380
outperform? Type 1, if you think the bronze brutalizer,

08:44:42.380 --> 08:44:48.220
Jinxie, big jitty with the jitty oil, is gonna go ballistic this game more than

08:44:48.220 --> 08:44:55.340
anyone else. Type 2, if mischievous Muda is gonna be able to come in from the

08:44:55.340 --> 08:45:04.180
sidelines, sneak in to a power position and dominate the enemy team more than even Jiddie

08:45:04.180 --> 08:45:11.300
could. What are we thinking guys? Is it a one or is it a two? Which fighter is going

08:45:11.300 --> 08:45:23.340
to claim their crown here? What are we thinking guys? It looks like those are split. I'm going

08:45:23.340 --> 08:45:32.940
be honest guys it's looking like right now there is a little bit of a split so the only people

08:45:32.940 --> 08:45:39.980
that will be able to actually show us what's going to happen are going to be either the j or the m

08:45:39.980 --> 08:45:51.260
it's one or the other but i'm telling you guys listen this game is going to be fucking good

08:45:51.260 --> 08:45:56.580
have a good feeling about this one like first game of the day is always a

08:45:56.580 --> 08:45:59.540
rough one right like you're gonna sit there gonna queue up it might be good

08:45:59.540 --> 08:46:03.860
it might be bad it is what it is right but then second game of the day that's

08:46:03.860 --> 08:46:08.700
when shit starts to get fucking serious bro because on second game of the day

08:46:08.700 --> 08:46:16.660
all right listen to fuck up chat can I be honest talk to us and see look I'm

08:46:16.660 --> 08:46:19.700
tired of being a bullshitter I entered the fuck out of last game I was lagging

08:46:19.700 --> 08:46:22.700
I also made bad decisions and I stole Muda's waves for no reason.

08:46:22.700 --> 08:46:24.700
I'm here to actually win the game.

08:46:24.700 --> 08:46:27.700
Okay, listen, can I just cut in for a second?

08:46:27.700 --> 08:46:28.700
Yes.

08:46:28.700 --> 08:46:31.700
The only wave that was kind of trolled to steal was the first one.

08:46:31.700 --> 08:46:34.700
The other time you stole the wave was actually good because you pushed it in.

08:46:34.700 --> 08:46:35.700
Well, you're supposed to...

08:46:35.700 --> 08:46:37.700
Okay, so actual question.

08:46:37.700 --> 08:46:38.700
Actual question.

08:46:38.700 --> 08:46:39.700
All right.

08:46:39.700 --> 08:46:40.700
You're supposed to...

08:46:40.700 --> 08:46:41.700
All right, all right, all right.

08:46:41.700 --> 08:46:42.700
All right.

08:46:42.700 --> 08:46:43.700
Muda wave.

08:46:43.700 --> 08:46:44.700
Ready.

08:46:44.700 --> 08:46:45.700
Muda wave, one second, one second.

08:46:45.700 --> 08:46:48.700
You're supposed to steal a wave when Muda's dead and he's dead, right?

08:46:48.700 --> 08:46:52.560
Yeah, because think of it this way, think of it this way, okay?

08:46:52.560 --> 08:46:56.520
When you're in a position where there's a wave crashing mid, Muda isn't at a level

08:46:56.520 --> 08:46:58.220
where he can freeze, right?

08:46:58.220 --> 08:47:00.540
So the concept, yeah you can jump.

08:47:00.540 --> 08:47:03.580
So the concept of freezing doesn't exist, right?

08:47:03.580 --> 08:47:06.840
The concept of, oh if we leave this wave alive it doesn't exist.

08:47:06.840 --> 08:47:13.740
So if Muda is dead and the enemy is dead, right, then there's 1-200 gold mid lane that

08:47:13.740 --> 08:47:17.320
is just going to evaporate into thin air because no one gets it.

08:47:17.320 --> 08:47:23.720
That's why you taking the wave there is good because it means that you're making a sudden set of nobody getting the gold

08:47:23.840 --> 08:47:26.760
You're getting a free 200 gold lead. Does that make sense?

08:47:27.920 --> 08:47:33.600
Yes, no, I get it. I get it because if nobody steals the minions fight each other and it's just it's just waste of time

08:47:33.960 --> 08:47:38.200
Okay, sorry. Muda. You were gone when I said this that game was on me. All right, bro

08:47:38.200 --> 08:47:40.200
I played like shit. I'm not gonna play that again

08:47:40.200 --> 08:47:42.200
All right, that's a lot of damage.

08:47:42.200 --> 08:47:45.200
Boy, if the Klan didn't go 0 and 9, it wouldn't have mattered.

08:47:45.200 --> 08:47:49.200
But because the Klan literally had on the bottom, he done him and loaded up League of Legends, we lost the game.

08:47:49.200 --> 08:47:53.200
But, here's the thing. I was lagging, but I did make bad decisions with the entire game.

08:47:53.200 --> 08:47:57.200
Muta, switch, let me get first pick, because people stream side by side to steal the Warwick.

08:47:57.200 --> 08:48:02.200
So that's why, like, Gen. C, while you were recent in PSL, I was even trying Muta, that he genuinely did well first game.

08:48:02.200 --> 08:48:09.200
But what I want to see from him is more confidence, because if he walks up further in those side lanes

08:48:09.200 --> 08:48:15.760
And he just fucking fights people they're gonna fall like dominoes and then he's just gonna be collecting the fucking checks

08:48:15.800 --> 08:48:21.560
He's gonna be the grim fucking Reaper in the sideline and that's what iron bronze silver is all about

08:48:21.560 --> 08:48:24.360
It's you just becoming the fucking grim Reaper

08:48:24.560 --> 08:48:31.840
So for now you guys have to understand that the concept of like oh, maybe I'll get collapsed on that doesn't exist

08:48:31.840 --> 08:48:37.400
You just fight you fight you kill and you annihilate and if more people come out

08:48:37.400 --> 08:48:39.980
It is what it is you limit tested and you got better

08:48:40.020 --> 08:48:46.320
But you just fucking fight because in this he low nobody knows how to right if you take a guy that has a knife

08:48:46.320 --> 08:48:48.040
And another guy has his fists

08:48:48.040 --> 08:48:52.160
But the guy with the knife is too like anxious and nervous to stab the other guy

08:48:52.160 --> 08:48:56.720
Then fists are gonna win even though the last powerful and it's the same thing in iron

08:48:56.720 --> 08:49:02.320
Yeah, I saw as you have confidence and as long as you're willing to make the play and you're willing to go fucking crazy

08:49:02.480 --> 08:49:06.340
That's all you need to actually get the kills and win the game. Yes. Yes

08:49:06.340 --> 08:49:10.440
Okay, so we'll be the guys with the knives and we're gonna be confident with the knives. Yep

08:49:11.580 --> 08:49:18.820
Okay, now James. Yes. Talk to me. Are you sharing your screen? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. Let's watch

08:49:19.900 --> 08:49:26.180
Guys, we are not losing the rest of the night. Yes, well, we are super unlucky. Well, listen

08:49:26.900 --> 08:49:28.900
useless as Caitlin

08:49:29.060 --> 08:49:32.860
And you having technical difficulties and some

08:49:32.860 --> 08:49:37.860
Y'all found a way to blame me!

08:49:37.860 --> 08:49:38.860
Okay, Muda!

08:49:38.860 --> 08:49:39.860
Muda!

08:49:39.860 --> 08:49:40.860
Muda!

08:49:40.860 --> 08:49:41.860
Muda!

08:49:41.860 --> 08:49:46.860
Rule one of League of Legends is look at your minimap.

08:49:46.860 --> 08:49:52.860
If the Zinzal is in your fucking base, then you should see when you're recalling.

08:49:52.860 --> 08:49:53.860
Oh fuck!

08:49:53.860 --> 08:49:56.060
100% I agree.

08:49:56.060 --> 08:50:01.100
I will take blame on 100% that I could have like, I should have been looking at the minimap

08:50:01.100 --> 08:50:02.100
there.

08:50:02.100 --> 08:50:08.380
Apologize to him. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie to you brother buying a fucking hammer while they're hitting our turrets is crazy

08:50:09.540 --> 08:50:11.380
James yeah, I will say one thing though

08:50:11.380 --> 08:50:17.260
I get why he did it like if it wasn't Zinso knocking on the Nexus turrets

08:50:17.260 --> 08:50:21.880
What he did that was actually good selling the Doran's blade buying the Caulfields component

08:50:21.880 --> 08:50:26.340
It was good, but it was just an awareness issue. So that's why guys listen

08:50:26.780 --> 08:50:30.840
Especially now that you guys are gonna be fucking fanboy and chum chum

08:50:30.840 --> 08:50:34.980
We need to make sure right we need to make sure it's chum chum

08:50:36.760 --> 08:50:38.760
Which one do you want to be chum chum?

08:50:41.440 --> 08:50:43.440
Muda

08:50:43.960 --> 08:50:49.040
Yo, is that TTS yes, yes, which happened wait, what does that look that was that mine?

08:50:49.760 --> 08:50:51.760
It was yours mine. Oh my god

08:50:52.280 --> 08:50:57.960
Wait, are you wait? Okay. You're bronze. Okay. We have Muda. We're on a team with three irons

08:51:00.840 --> 08:51:04.640
We have three irons on the team, but the other two must four irons. So what's gonna do? Okay, Gary

08:51:04.640 --> 08:51:06.520
Yes, and you know what bro? I'm gonna go

08:51:06.520 --> 08:51:11.200
I'm gonna freeze the box the minions on my side so you just gank whenever you want

08:51:11.200 --> 08:51:14.400
Mooda Mooda Mooda Mooda iron bro. You don't know how to freeze

08:51:14.400 --> 08:51:19.160
Do you really how do you freeze?

08:51:20.040 --> 08:51:24.840
You've got three minions four minions and you go to your side to the top right

08:51:24.920 --> 08:51:27.320
But not too close for the minions detect them

08:51:27.320 --> 08:51:31.600
Sorry, we're the tower detects it and you freeze it right there and you start last inning

08:51:31.600 --> 08:51:34.440
So it just continuously brings it towards your side. Is that right?

08:51:34.880 --> 08:51:36.640
contest

08:51:36.640 --> 08:51:43.520
He's right interest thing. Okay, but now let's see if you can do it in practice. Oh, I'll show you baby. Listen, okay

08:51:44.120 --> 08:51:46.840
Stop one and baby on me red buff now

08:51:47.440 --> 08:51:51.000
So both of you and baby on me red buff. Why why what does that mean?

08:51:51.000 --> 08:51:54.120
What does that mean? What does it mean? It means I want you to walk to the red buff now?

08:51:54.120 --> 08:51:56.120
Jinxy ping where the red buff is

08:51:57.320 --> 08:51:59.320
No, the other one. Yep there

08:51:59.660 --> 08:52:01.020
Go there now

08:52:01.020 --> 08:52:05.100
Left to left to left go go to the red Jinxy go to the red

08:52:05.100 --> 08:52:08.840
The reason why we're doing this is because an iron no one knows what the fuck's going on

08:52:08.840 --> 08:52:11.960
So if you do something crazy, then they're gonna be confused

08:52:13.120 --> 08:52:17.140
So I don't get my doing right now, bro, but walk in the bush and wait for the enemy jungler

08:52:17.140 --> 08:52:22.960
They're here. Yes. Okay. Good. No flash. So now Jinxy what you're gonna do is I want you to take the red

08:52:24.120 --> 08:52:26.120
This is good.

08:52:26.120 --> 08:52:28.120
Who did he come after lane?

08:52:28.120 --> 08:52:29.120
There you go.

08:52:29.120 --> 08:52:31.120
Enemy jungler no flash.

08:52:33.120 --> 08:52:35.120
It doesn't sound worth.

08:52:35.120 --> 08:52:37.120
Really? It doesn't sound worth?

08:52:37.120 --> 08:52:39.120
Yes bro.

08:52:39.120 --> 08:52:42.120
Jinx, what do you mean it doesn't sound worth? How is it not worth?

08:52:43.120 --> 08:52:45.120
Sorry, okay. I don't know.

08:52:45.120 --> 08:52:47.120
You got this bro.

08:52:47.120 --> 08:52:49.120
Okay, so now Jinx, what are you going to do?

08:52:49.120 --> 08:52:51.120
Perfect, you got the red.

08:52:51.120 --> 08:52:54.300
I'm gonna want you to walk and you're gonna just like folk clear top to bot now

08:52:54.300 --> 08:52:57.900
So normally we could have done Jane see if you wanted to do a checkmate play

08:52:57.900 --> 08:53:00.380
It would have been that you clear her top side

08:53:00.420 --> 08:53:05.340
Then you recall and you go to your red buff because if you do that and she walks to your red bot side

08:53:05.340 --> 08:53:07.340
Then she just dies does that make sense?

08:53:07.820 --> 08:53:10.220
You didn't say that though, but she didn't say any of that.

08:53:10.220 --> 08:53:13.340
I know I know but it's because I don't want to overload you right now

08:53:13.340 --> 08:53:18.400
But I just want you to see the play so in the future even you can identify it does that make sense?

08:53:18.400 --> 08:53:20.400
Yes, got it got it

08:53:20.400 --> 08:53:23.200
Good. Muda, lock in. We're not losing.

08:53:23.200 --> 08:53:25.200
I am locked in. Lock in. Lock in.

08:53:25.200 --> 08:53:29.200
Okay, so now, Muda, let me ask you a question.

08:53:29.200 --> 08:53:31.200
Who counters who? Yona or Zoe?

08:53:31.200 --> 08:53:33.200
Uh, I counter Zoe.

08:53:33.200 --> 08:53:35.200
Exactly, how do you counter her?

08:53:35.200 --> 08:53:37.200
Because I can just like, yeah, but see, I untimed it.

08:53:37.200 --> 08:53:39.200
Faw.

08:53:39.200 --> 08:53:41.200
So Muda, listen, the way it works?

08:53:41.200 --> 08:53:43.200
I can find that light and completely like,

08:53:43.200 --> 08:53:45.200
like just get rid of her drowsiness.

08:53:45.200 --> 08:53:47.200
Yeah, do you know how to time it properly?

08:53:47.200 --> 08:53:49.200
No, I just kind of like, I guess.

08:53:49.200 --> 08:53:55.560
Okay, okay, okay, so let me explain it to you when you got this jinxie got this you got this

08:53:58.840 --> 08:54:01.880
We go now jinxie take the cannon wave then we call take the cannon

08:54:02.120 --> 08:54:09.360
Okay, so Muda when Zoe hits you with the bubble. There's a little status effect that says sleepy or drowsy, right?

08:54:10.480 --> 08:54:16.040
So what you're gonna do is when that's about to hit all the way to the top don't we cast no

08:54:16.040 --> 08:54:24.000
Okay, so you need to hold it until it's about to like go to like full completion then you recast it's timing

08:54:24.520 --> 08:54:28.600
Okay, okay, I mean that hard. I don't think it's what I'm already good. It's not good

08:54:30.000 --> 08:54:36.800
Yep, but the thing is that mood up how you want to play with your E. I said you're just gonna always try to like cue in

08:54:38.080 --> 08:54:40.720
Yes, you see one of my look for a Q in with your E

08:54:40.720 --> 08:54:46.560
Cuz we get the Q in with your E then you just annihilate her let this push in you give up this push in so now wait

08:55:01.560 --> 08:55:03.560
We can have a group spanking

08:55:03.560 --> 08:55:05.560
Yes, I swalloy I'm down.

08:55:05.560 --> 08:55:06.560
Yes, yes.

08:55:06.560 --> 08:55:08.560
Alright, so now this is what we're doing.

08:55:08.560 --> 08:55:10.560
Jinxie, you're playing on bot crab, okay?

08:55:10.560 --> 08:55:13.560
Muda, only last hit. Do not push. Only last hit.

08:55:13.560 --> 08:55:14.560
Okay.

08:55:14.560 --> 08:55:17.560
Jinxie, you're gonna look for mid-gank after crab, okay?

08:55:17.560 --> 08:55:18.560
Got it.

08:55:21.560 --> 08:55:22.560
Alright, let's go.

08:55:24.560 --> 08:55:26.560
See, look at this creep. Look at this creep.

08:55:26.560 --> 08:55:27.560
Yup.

08:55:29.560 --> 08:55:32.560
So now Jinxie, wait in the bush for her to walk up.

08:55:33.560 --> 08:55:37.560
Wait, now Muda, prep your, prep your, uh, your knockup.

08:55:37.560 --> 08:55:38.560
Got it, got it, got it.

08:55:38.560 --> 08:55:40.560
Okay, go in, wait for it.

08:55:40.560 --> 08:55:42.560
She knows, bro, she knows.

08:55:42.560 --> 08:55:44.560
Yeah, okay, so GenC, just recall then.

08:55:46.560 --> 08:55:49.560
Yeah, so you're gonna have to recall because the problem is that she's not inting.

08:55:49.560 --> 08:55:53.560
So when she doesn't int, we have to be forced to do the reset.

08:55:55.560 --> 08:55:56.560
Got it.

08:55:57.560 --> 08:56:00.560
Muda, we need to win for the next four hours, do you understand me?

08:56:00.560 --> 08:56:01.560
Yeah, bro, I will trust you, bro.

08:56:01.560 --> 08:56:05.560
Don't fuck around, we're gonna fuck you in every game so.

08:56:05.560 --> 08:56:06.560
Okay.

08:56:06.560 --> 08:56:08.560
I'm the faker of browns, trust me.

08:56:08.560 --> 08:56:09.560
Last girl's last.

08:56:09.560 --> 08:56:11.560
No, Jinx said I told you this already.

08:56:11.560 --> 08:56:13.560
Oh, fakers were Jinx's challenge.

08:56:13.560 --> 08:56:14.560
Exactly, yes.

08:56:14.560 --> 08:56:16.560
They're looking drag coach, what do you think?

08:56:16.560 --> 08:56:17.560
They have bryo.

08:56:17.560 --> 08:56:20.560
Yep, but you can't contest it, you're just gonna play for your clear.

08:56:20.560 --> 08:56:21.560
They're not gonna actually go for it.

08:56:21.560 --> 08:56:23.560
Yeah, just clear top the bot.

08:56:24.560 --> 08:56:27.560
No, no, no, no, go for the wolf, it's the wolf, it's the wolf, it's the wolf.

08:56:27.560 --> 08:56:28.560
Do you want to clear towards that dragon?

08:56:28.560 --> 08:56:30.560
Yeah, my scut could already be gone and I want to go to it.

08:56:31.560 --> 08:56:33.560
So when am I allowed to go back by the way, bro?

08:56:33.560 --> 08:56:37.560
Like when I'm allowed to go back, like when do I know when I say good time to recall?

08:56:37.560 --> 08:56:40.560
So good times to recall are either when you're very low

08:56:40.560 --> 08:56:43.560
or when you have enough gold for an item that you want to build, right?

08:56:43.560 --> 08:56:46.560
So for you, for example, you like rushing tier 2 boots,

08:56:46.560 --> 08:56:49.560
that's I think like a thousand or eleven hundred gold.

08:56:49.560 --> 08:56:53.560
So normally resetting around that timer at eleven hundred, yeah, is what you want to do.

08:56:53.560 --> 08:56:59.560
So what I'm going to want to do now is, okay, listen, try to shove this in, try to shove this in.

08:56:59.560 --> 08:57:03.560
Jinxie, look on the dragon. Muda walks the dragon. Both of you guys go to the dragon.

08:57:03.560 --> 08:57:06.560
Go to the dragon. Go to the dragon. Muda, go to the dragon!

08:57:06.560 --> 08:57:11.560
Dragon! Dragon! Jinxie, smite this. Jinxie, smite it. Jinxie, play on the dragon.

08:57:11.560 --> 08:57:15.560
Six hundred smite. Muda, help him out. Six hundred smite.

08:57:15.560 --> 08:57:19.560
Nice! Fight!

08:57:22.560 --> 08:57:25.560
Hey Jinxie, give two us up in three.

08:57:25.560 --> 08:57:27.560
try to Q

08:57:27.560 --> 08:57:29.560
oh my god close

08:57:29.560 --> 08:57:31.560
bruhhhhhhhhhh

08:57:31.560 --> 08:57:33.560
yeah NCE bro NCE

08:57:33.560 --> 08:57:35.560
ok so muda right here where you're gonna do

08:57:35.560 --> 08:57:37.560
you're gonna hard push, recall

08:57:37.560 --> 08:57:39.560
so just shove, use your abilities

08:57:39.560 --> 08:57:41.560
W, use everything

08:57:41.560 --> 08:57:43.560
nooooo

08:57:43.560 --> 08:57:45.560
got it got it got it

08:57:45.560 --> 08:57:47.560
ok and then just recall now

08:57:47.560 --> 08:57:49.560
recall now you're good

08:57:49.560 --> 08:57:51.560
so back up

08:57:51.560 --> 08:57:53.560
like why do I lose every time

08:57:53.560 --> 08:57:56.360
back up all the way back up all the way

08:57:56.360 --> 08:57:57.640
Jesus this feels so good

08:57:57.640 --> 08:58:00.040
Wait what if I just stay should I just stay and gamble it girl?

08:58:00.040 --> 08:58:01.520
Yeah you could you could

08:58:01.520 --> 08:58:03.440
Maybe you'll get a max when we'll see

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Okay so now Jhin see

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What you're gonna do here is you're gonna play for the Krugs okay?

08:58:07.920 --> 08:58:10.120
After the Krugs you're gonna walk for the Krab

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You're gonna hit six

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Now you might be able to sink

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A timer

08:58:15.440 --> 08:58:18.120
Where you could actually look for the uh

08:58:18.120 --> 08:58:19.040
For the Krab

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And then you just gank mid okay with level six

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Got it yeah yeah

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look you see the wax people look how close you are

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okay so now muda get ready because jinx is going to be coming in soon

08:58:32.440 --> 08:58:36.040
okay jiddy's coming in big jiddy's about to grace your lane with his presence

08:58:36.040 --> 08:58:38.240
she's not pushing i don't know why

08:58:38.240 --> 08:58:39.780
he's a fucking pussy

08:58:39.780 --> 08:58:42.240
i'm trying to upgrade r and i missed like i started to recall

08:58:42.240 --> 08:58:43.440
oh yeah that's fucked now

08:58:43.440 --> 08:58:44.920
alright nevermind yeah that's fucked

08:58:44.920 --> 08:58:46.800
okay so now just recall

08:58:46.800 --> 08:58:49.480
okay so muda muda hard push and then recall

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this wave

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Yeah, just reset, that's fine. You're gonna be okay.

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Sorry, I'm gonna...

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I'm gonna split.

08:58:55.640 --> 08:58:56.640
No, no, you're good, bro.

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Sorry, good.

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So now, Jinx, you remember, when you're in the shop,

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what if this goes for you too? I don't know if you already do it.

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Okay, you already do it.

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So Jinx, when you're in the shop, you don't need to press the X.

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You can actually press the Escape button,

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which is the top left button on your keyboard, to close the shop.

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Okay, so now, Jinx, you're gonna go for the top to bottom full clear here, okay?

08:59:20.040 --> 08:59:23.080
Who's that? Tell me what our chat is saying, please, before ADC.

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Like in the game. Is our ADC trolling?

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Hold Tab?

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Oh god, your guy's ADC is 0-5-0.

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Okay, we're gonna have another insi- Oh god.

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Okay, listen guys, guys, guys, I want you both to listen to me right now.

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The game is about to be a 4v5, but you guys fucking win these, do you understand?

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Even a 4v5 is no match for you guys.

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Jengxi, motivate your team. Type don't-FF, I am smurfing.

08:59:48.360 --> 08:59:53.340
well then I'll get man no no you won't so wait wait wait hold up I have a

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question I type it all the time she said it's the best it's the best yeah

08:59:56.640 --> 09:00:02.440
you type it to me to have a tube but yeah what's your question wait Tristana

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into the game and then left exactly yes so what like but we we don't need all

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P you know we don't we don't we don't yes but it guys the thing is you don't lose

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all P no matter what but you could still gain up here if you win it's like

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What if we FF

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Okay, you lose up here, but bro you can still play it out and win

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And we can learn bro. Yes. Yes. My question is like what if we lose the game?

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Do we lose out here? No, no, no, so then what if we affect do we lose up here? No?

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Okay, so why don't we just FF because what if this creep degenerate sociopath joins back and then we lose

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But then you still don't lose LP

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are you like no matter what you don't lose out p so you're gonna go this one

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out we're gonna win this game go yeah but jinxie ask your chat ask your chat

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do they want to see you and mood to carry a 4v5 or do they want you to just

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ff and be scared of an actual real game ask yeah but I just don't lose out p

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man I don't really care you're not gonna lose out p

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You just fucking telling a little bitch right now, bro?

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Like shut up!

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Like be the fucking, no, it's winnable, bro!

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I'm 73 to 38 CS on my mid laner!

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We're gonna win, bro!

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What the fuck are you saying?

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Hey, should I get a smolder?

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Yeah, Jinxie, go gangbot after this crab.

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Like Jinxie, instead of you saying it's not winnable, I want you to say, I will carve

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a path to victory!

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Say it!

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I will carve a path to victory!

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I WILL GARVE A PATH TO VICTORY!

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KAY!

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NICE!

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K?

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Good.

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Now look for this.

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You're going to-

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Postalas should literally get hit by a car in GTI.

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In GTI, in GTI.

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Can we just have half please?

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Okay.

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Just surrender.

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I don't want to play this.

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It's a waste of time.

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Oh, Jesus.

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You can win.

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Bro, it's a waste of time, please.

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Okay, yeah.

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Like, I don't want to lose LPE.

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It's a waste of time.

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Just surrender.

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I'm gonna just vote yes, it's fine. Oh my god. I won my mid lane so hard. I wouldn't literally kill that guy if

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Just thought I didn't beat up

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So we're not gonna we're not gonna lose this right?

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No, now you've lose zero LP

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All right, now we can't put it on the spot. I just thought I'd lose this LP and get the ban, right?

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Yes, exactly. So you see how it sounds like minus your LP? Oh, thank god. Thank god. All right, play it

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I don't even know if it's possible to win a 5v4 unless we're a faker.

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Bro, I was feeling it that game.

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Thought just, what do you think we should have done there, FF or do you think we should

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have just fucking WT that game and then we're in the burn?

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What I think is this an issue that the two of you have to resolve.

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So talk it out right now until you get it to a conclusion that both of you agree with.

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You see, I agree with you.

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I think that it is a waste of time, but not really, because we don't learn the knowledge.

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I don't want to let those kids kill us and like think they're better than us because

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our Tristana inted and then left.

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Like because then they get fed and then they kill us and then go on our nexus and then

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they are smiling at us being the good of them.

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But I had a hunch were you beating their jungler because I was beating my mid laner.

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I'm always beating the jungler bro, but it doesn't matter if my team goes 0 and 5 and

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then lease.

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winning the jungle you swap with me I always have the most yes okay so what

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conclusion did we come to let me ask first Jinxie what was your conclusion

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our Tristana hasn't felt the touch of a woman in 25 years and then into it okay

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mood up what's your conclusion I think our Tristana is a fucking rebar that

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Literally yoned e off a fucking cliff. Yeah, which is I should flash literally off the cliff

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0 and 5 then leaves like bro, you're actually a piece of shit

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If he didn't leave we would have lost yeah, exactly Wow

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To be honest, I'm actually honestly that guy left because yeah, we save time and save

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I'm just saying I'm better than every bronze for jungler on the planet.

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And I agree, but not in that case, actually you know what, I should be glazing you, you're

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my fucking duo.

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I agree.

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And I also think that I'm the best fucking mid player in the entire fucking game, not even

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just in bronze.

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Jynxie, what are your thoughts on his statement with that?

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Sorry, what'd you say? I lagged out.

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Muto, repeat your statement so Jynxie can-

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You can't continue, you can't continue.

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No, no, no, you're fine.

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Okay, Muto, repeat what you said to Jynxie.

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Oh, I said that I'm the best mid-player in bronze.

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Yeah, Jynxie.

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And that's the beautiful thing about, um, Fox.

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So you can play it down, you won't be stopped.

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But Jhin, see, that's not the question.

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The question is, do you agree?

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Well, here's what I'll say.

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I've played three games of League of Legends with Muda,

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and I've never won.

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OK.

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So I think if Muda was the best mid laner in bronze,

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we'd never won.

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We've won one game and one of them was smirking.

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And in that game, your fucking PC was, I guess, broken.

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So I don't know why you're blaming me real oh, and Caitlyn was oh and I wait yeah, we are just getting into tonight

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But sometimes I always find a way to blame me don't test

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Yes, why would I play alone? I never have enters

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But when I play with Muda my top lane with oh and I'm and then the next game my Tristana with oh and five and five minutes

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Oh

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Now we're asking the real questions. Okay, so the reason why is

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Because when you duo in League of Legends

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Riot says, oh, you want the advantage of enjoying your time with a friend?

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Well, here's a disadvantage about at least anywhere between 1-3 retards that are going

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to be infinitely worse than the enemy team, so you guys can still have a very good shot

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at losing this game.

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So wait, here's my question.

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If you do OQ and League, you actually get worse teammates, that's a real thing?

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Yes, it is.

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Because they think it's an advantage to do on Q. Exactly. So it would be like

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Jinxie. Imagine you- Yo guys it's not L ego. I'm just joking around bro. Have a

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little bit of sense of humor please. I know Mood is not the worst player in the

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world. Heat on you, right? Like you got a glock in the in the back pocket. You

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know what I mean? Wait what did you say? Like imagine you're walking outside and

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you have a glock in your back pocket, right? Okay. Imagine it like now instead of a

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a guy just found me coming up and punching you.

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It's like he has a sniper rifle.

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Does that make sense?

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Yes.

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Yes.

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It's like, imagine God spawning in somebody

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to match your level of strength,

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but it's not just your level,

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it's the perceived level of strength.

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So they're gonna say just because you're Duote,

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they think that you deserve shit your teams.

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Does that make sense?

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Yes, God.

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That's gotta be one of the most retarded fucking life.

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So if you duo Q, Riot intentionally gives you lower ranked teammates.

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Yes, but wait a second, Mudo, what did you say?

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That's gotta be the most like retarded thing ever, no?

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Well do you mean that in the sense that you disagree with me or in the sense that it's

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Bolsheviks that Riot does that?

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That Riot does that.

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Yeah, no, it is.

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Because the thing is, it's because when you duo, they try to match you against other duos

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and they also deflate the enemy.

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He only responded because he knows it's true.

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Okay, you have a 75 by Q I'm going to be told Muda that I sold the game earlier.

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Like, what are you saying, bro?

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All right, I'll just never joke around again.

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I got it.

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It's worse now.

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I heard that you can't duo queue and challenger.

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Is that true?

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Yeah, you can do a grind master plus right now.

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Really?

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Yeah, I like that though.

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Well, the thing is it wasn't like that at the start of the season.

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And then two guys, uh, Tiapplein and Viper, they do a queue to every game.

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And then they got like rank one with an 80% win rate and even full challenger lobbies could not do anything against them

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They have the best energy in the entire world that they just ripped through everyone's asshole and fucked everyone

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Yeah, like dude, it would be like

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Can me and Jixi be that? Can me and Jixi do that? Do you think me and Jixi are the next team in Viper?

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me ho

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Yo, Muda, we have three irons on our team, by the way.

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Three irons.

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I told you!

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He literally wasn't kidding.

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Muda, last game we had three irons.

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This game we had three irons.

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And guess what?

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What's all this enough?

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What's all this enough?

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Three bronzes and two irons.

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Yes.

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Muda, listen.

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The first game we had three irons.

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We had an 0 and 9 Caitlyn.

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The second game we had three irons.

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We had an 0 and 5 Tristana who left.

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third game we have three irons again i'm assuming one of these idiots is going to go 0 and 9 again

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with you actually can't duo queue wow well you can but it's like it's like playing on nightmare

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difficulty god i was wondering because i never win duo queue even with own a we never won

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well no you won that one game remember oh i am to them in a tower room yeah no like it'd be outside

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at that one game like you guys played two you won one you lost one oh you're

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right so dual queuing in league is basically designed to where you're

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intentionally supposed to be depressed whole time yeah because like the thing

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is okay riots mission with the matchmaking algorithm is they want to

09:10:00.320 --> 09:10:04.840
make you as mad and as sad as possible and sometimes the way that they do that

09:10:04.840 --> 09:10:08.200
is giving you winners queue and making you win a lot of games so then when they

09:10:08.200 --> 09:10:13.560
take all of it away from you by giving you losers cue, you realize what you lost, right?

09:10:13.560 --> 09:10:15.360
And the same thing kind of works with dueling.

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Well, it's like, you think you're gonna have fun playing with a friend?

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Nope.

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Here's three fucking pieces of shit that are gonna ensure that you lose the game.

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So no matter what, it's like the house always wins.

09:10:27.440 --> 09:10:31.880
When you queue up, it's like you're entering the casino, and no matter what, the house will

09:10:31.880 --> 09:10:32.880
always win.

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So I thought it's a whole mentality though, so what if you just get really, really good

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at the game where you start counting cards

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and just start beating everything down.

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Well, yeah, that's what happens when you play a lot of games.

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Yeah, if you're fucking Rain Man,

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we're not counting cards.

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Yeah, well, yes, we're not counting cards.

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They're saying that because me and Muta

09:10:50.480 --> 09:10:52.640
are in a call with each other, we're

09:10:52.640 --> 09:10:55.600
going to have three irons on our team every game,

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and they're going to take turns going 0 and 9.

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That's what's happening.

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Caitlyn just went 0 and 9.

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Fuck this shit.

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I'm never doing it again after this.

09:11:04.160 --> 09:11:05.760
What?

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like what the fuck is this what is ash what is world's 2017 ash mean i thought

09:11:12.560 --> 09:11:15.600
that's just like a round skin but yeah it's like essentially think of it this

09:11:15.600 --> 09:11:20.320
way okay guys imagine it's like LeBron James and Michael Jordan

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can be on the same basketball team but if they are they are forced to play

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with three special ed teammates and the enemy is full collegiate or d1 level

09:11:30.560 --> 09:11:34.800
athletes does that make sense yes

09:11:34.800 --> 09:11:40.600
So that's what duo Q League is. Wow. Yes. I might actually never do this again chat

09:11:40.600 --> 09:11:46.640
Is that a series or is that er sorry is that like like has that like been proven or is that like Dante's theory?

09:11:46.880 --> 09:11:48.440
No, it's on Dante's here

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You can ask anybody when you do all the games end up becoming harder 100%

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Because the thing is that it's like they balance duo around the fact that either you're against other duos

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Or you're playing with worse teammates or it's a mix of the two

09:12:03.540 --> 09:12:06.380
What is our mouth fight doing? Yo, I'm about to kill myself in game

09:12:06.940 --> 09:12:08.700
What is our mouth fight doing?

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All right, let me let me okay

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Okay, guys, let's walk in nope nope mouth fight you iron bitch go to your fucking lane now go to your fucking lane

09:12:18.580 --> 09:12:20.080
You can't think piece of shit

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Okay, so listen

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Jin see how about how about we do this? How we do this? How about you guys do oh until loss thoughts?

09:12:28.320 --> 09:12:30.540
Yeah deal deal all right

09:12:30.540 --> 09:12:35.840
Wait, like that's what you can do, Jinxie, and you can even, like you know how you do

09:12:35.840 --> 09:12:38.620
1v1 every rank in Rainbow Six?

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Yeah.

09:12:39.620 --> 09:12:43.060
What if you did stuff like that in League, but it's like dual queue with this person

09:12:43.060 --> 09:12:44.660
until we lose in League?

09:12:44.660 --> 09:12:45.660
You know what I mean?

09:12:45.660 --> 09:12:46.660
It's actually a good idea.

09:12:46.660 --> 09:12:47.660
Alright.

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That's kind of confused all my midlaner, this might be a remake bro.

09:12:52.820 --> 09:12:53.820
Wait.

09:12:53.820 --> 09:12:54.820
Why is it a remake?

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Oh no.

09:12:55.820 --> 09:12:56.820
Oh god.

09:12:56.820 --> 09:12:58.820
The enemy mid laner is an on lane.

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What is happening tonight?

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What's going on?

09:13:06.820 --> 09:13:07.820
What?

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What is the on lane mean? What?

09:13:10.820 --> 09:13:12.820
So how do we know when they have remade?

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You're going to see that. If it's going to happen it's going to be soon.

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So guys listen to me. I want you to listen to me and listen to me good.

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The enemy mid laner is AFK. He's not connected.

09:13:21.820 --> 09:13:23.820
But the good news is that right now

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He's back! He's back!

09:13:25.820 --> 09:13:32.820
he's back okay we're good we're good we're good

09:13:35.340 --> 09:13:37.980
so jing see listen you're gonna focus on the full clear

09:13:37.980 --> 09:13:39.860
you're gonna play safe and consistent

09:13:39.860 --> 09:13:44.740
you're not lagging anymore so we can get it done

09:13:44.740 --> 09:13:51.740
exactly yes

09:13:51.740 --> 09:13:56.620
Alright, so that says I'm a level above this guy right now. What should I be doing? He's under tower

09:13:57.620 --> 09:14:02.880
Well, what you should be doing that is only last hitting a minion so you can force him to walk up think of it

09:14:02.880 --> 09:14:04.380
Think of it like this. Okay

09:14:04.380 --> 09:14:09.660
When you're playing mid lane, it's like imagine you're trying to kidnap children from the playground

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And the best way that you can do that is by letting out little candies

09:14:14.020 --> 09:14:19.940
So that they run out away from their parents and then afterwards you snatch him up does that make sense?

09:14:19.940 --> 09:14:21.940
Yeah, I got it. Such a big kid now.

09:14:21.940 --> 09:14:25.940
Exactly, yes. So now look at how far she is away from his parents.

09:14:25.940 --> 09:14:30.940
No! Mio, come back! But now Big Daddy Munoz is going to go in!

09:14:30.940 --> 09:14:35.940
Fight! Fight! Trade! E and then Auto Q.

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Fight! Fight!

09:14:38.940 --> 09:14:40.940
There you go, good trades.

09:14:40.940 --> 09:14:42.940
Okay, so now Jinxy.

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Jinxy, what you're going to do now, okay?

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You're going to finish the gromp. After the gromp, you're playing crap.

09:14:48.940 --> 09:14:56.040
The enemy vagar is like half HP so what we can do right is we can maybe look for a midgank soon

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Do you understand?

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Oh, you're gonna fight the cane here. I want you to smite at 600

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NOOOOO

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CRAB MOGGED

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Oh my god fight

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Yep, that was fucking same

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Okay recall just recall just me just recall just me just recall

09:15:16.320 --> 09:15:21.320
Yeah, that's Kain. He can go through walls with two different abilities, by the way.

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I'm playing Evil League tonight. Do you see that crab ball, though?

09:15:26.320 --> 09:15:30.320
Yeah, no, that was good. So, Jinxie, out of base, what are you gonna do?

09:15:30.320 --> 09:15:34.320
Do you really wanna fuck this guy in the ass until he's screaming and nutting in your mouth? Yes or no?

09:15:34.320 --> 09:15:36.320
Uh, the last part.

09:15:36.320 --> 09:15:40.320
Okay, I forget the last part then. So, what you're gonna do is you're gonna play for the crab,

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and then you're gonna invade him on his gromp, okay?

09:15:42.320 --> 09:15:48.560
Okay, now let me explain why because the thing is that he was on okay, never mind you didn't do it, okay?

09:15:48.880 --> 09:15:52.320
But okay, that's fine. Okay, so look what we're gonna do now

09:15:52.320 --> 09:15:57.080
Jengzee is you're gonna talk to about folk here and then afterwards you're gonna look on the dragon, okay?

09:15:59.840 --> 09:16:03.040
So then Muda I want you to start killing the vagar

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We're not losing okay, come on

09:16:12.320 --> 09:16:17.080
that's what we want to see bro good no remember Jinxie when you're walking

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towards camps as Master Yi you're gonna try to Q as max range as possible do

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you understand okay got it got it got it got it because the thing is that when

09:16:29.600 --> 09:16:33.160
you're playing a jungler in general you always want to make sure that you use

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your ability that has the most amount of range to start off jungle camps so I

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Like here for example, you want to always start off with your Q, right?

09:16:43.120 --> 09:16:48.040
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is good.

09:16:48.040 --> 09:16:52.800
Alright, so now what we're going to do, Jinxie.

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Your Gromp is still down for 15 seconds, so I want you to look for the dragon.

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Now drone bot, let's see if there's someone going bot lane.

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We could have gank bot here.

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Oh fight, fight this, fight this, fight this, fight this, fight this, fight this.

09:17:08.440 --> 09:17:11.440
Okay, this character is literally broken.

09:17:11.440 --> 09:17:13.440
I don't know what I'm saying.

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Okay, yeah.

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Okay, Muda help!

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Muda, fucking please!

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Help!

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Got it, got it, got it, got it.

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I need help now.

09:17:22.440 --> 09:17:23.440
Got it, got it.

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Muda help!

09:17:24.440 --> 09:17:26.440
Got it, got it, got it.

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Nice fight, fight.

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Okay, Jinx, you're gonna Q. Nice.

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Jinx, go drag!

09:17:35.440 --> 09:17:36.440
Drag, Jinx!

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100 damage spike

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I think it's a fucking help here

09:17:42.280 --> 09:17:44.440
That's fine jinx's game the Jagdus is good

09:17:48.680 --> 09:17:50.680
Nice, okay jinx you recall

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Go fuck all these bad players come on

09:18:00.840 --> 09:18:02.840
Let's go! Let's go! No music!

09:18:02.840 --> 09:18:04.840
So what did I do to get that fight bro?

09:18:04.840 --> 09:18:06.840
No it was good but Muda listen

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The problem that I'm noticing with you

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is that you always seem to play for a freeze

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which isn't necessarily bad

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but you need to pay attention to what's going on on the map

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to know if that's actually the best thing to do

09:18:17.840 --> 09:18:18.840
What's up Jengzee?

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Uh the scaring is low now

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What do you think?

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You want it again?

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Just push back now, wait

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No you're gonna fall clear

09:18:26.840 --> 09:18:28.840
If you're not, so listen

09:18:28.840 --> 09:18:33.960
So listen, one of the biggest reasons why people stay hard second league as junglers,

09:18:33.960 --> 09:18:34.960
let me explain to you.

09:18:34.960 --> 09:18:35.960
They try to fight too much.

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Yes, it's because they have trust issues.

09:18:38.160 --> 09:18:41.240
Like you're going to see a low health enemy garen and you're going to be like, I don't

09:18:41.240 --> 09:18:43.560
trust my teammate to actually kill that guy.

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So you're going to go out of your way, waste your time, you're going to dilly-dally, that

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guy's going to die and now you've wasted 30 seconds.

09:18:50.120 --> 09:18:54.920
So sometimes in league, we need to overcome trust issues so we can actually climb, does

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that make sense?

09:18:55.920 --> 09:18:56.920
Yes, sir.

09:18:56.920 --> 09:18:57.920
I understand completely.

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Let's go. Muda, you're playing great. Let's go.

09:18:59.640 --> 09:19:01.000
We better not lose the rest of the night. Let's go.

09:19:01.000 --> 09:19:03.720
Okay. Now, I'm going to be honest with you guys.

09:19:03.720 --> 09:19:06.520
Right now, I'm not liking how wholesome the call is.

09:19:06.520 --> 09:19:08.080
So let me ask you a question.

09:19:08.080 --> 09:19:10.440
If both of you were in 22 Jump Street,

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who would be Channing Tatum and who would be Jonah Hill?

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I would be Channing Tatum. I would be Channing Tatum.

09:19:15.120 --> 09:19:17.480
What the fuck does that fucking Tatum?

09:19:17.480 --> 09:19:19.160
You didn't see the movie? Don't worry about it.

09:19:19.160 --> 09:19:20.560
No, I did. I did watch the movie,

09:19:20.560 --> 09:19:21.960
but I just don't understand what does that mean.

09:19:21.960 --> 09:19:22.760
Like, I forgot it.

09:19:22.760 --> 09:19:24.520
Like, Muda, would you be Channing Tatum

09:19:24.520 --> 09:19:26.680
or would you be Jonah Hill? Which one would you be?

09:19:26.680 --> 09:19:28.680
I need a chat, bro, I need a chat.

09:19:28.680 --> 09:19:32.680
Well, Jinxie already said that he's shining Catam, so now you guys gotta discuss it.

09:19:32.680 --> 09:19:36.680
Well, I mean, if we can really see in real life who has the better physique, we are Jinxies.

09:19:36.680 --> 09:19:40.680
Bro, your nipples are facing opposite directions, bro.

09:19:40.680 --> 09:19:42.680
Lock in, please.

09:19:42.680 --> 09:19:44.680
Alright, okay, good.

09:19:44.680 --> 09:19:50.680
So now what we're gonna do, Jinxie, you're gonna play for the blue, and then afterwards we're gonna look on the gromp, okay?

09:19:50.680 --> 09:19:52.680
Got it, yes, sir.

09:19:52.680 --> 09:19:54.680
Okay.

09:19:54.680 --> 09:20:00.160
So now after this Jinxie, what do you see on the map that you can play for?

09:20:00.160 --> 09:20:02.640
Uh, grubs.

09:20:02.640 --> 09:20:03.640
Exactly.

09:20:03.640 --> 09:20:08.280
So Muda, if Jinxie wants to play for grubs, what are we gonna do?

09:20:08.280 --> 09:20:09.280
Muda!

09:20:09.280 --> 09:20:12.600
I'm gonna fucking help him, I'm gonna fucking help him, bro.

09:20:12.600 --> 09:20:13.600
Exactly!

09:20:13.600 --> 09:20:16.600
So if you're gonna help him, shove the lane!

09:20:16.600 --> 09:20:17.600
Shove!

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Shove the next one too, and then walk in.

09:20:21.120 --> 09:20:22.120
Shove!

09:20:22.120 --> 09:20:23.120
Oh no!

09:20:23.120 --> 09:20:23.960
Oh no!

09:20:26.640 --> 09:20:27.600
What the fuck?

09:20:28.960 --> 09:20:31.360
The fuck is wrong with you sick motherfuckers?

09:20:31.360 --> 09:20:33.120
Okay, go for the grubs!

09:20:33.120 --> 09:20:34.720
Move that canis here!

09:20:34.720 --> 09:20:35.520
Jinx, he killed him!

09:20:35.520 --> 09:20:38.160
R! R! R! R!

09:20:38.160 --> 09:20:40.560
E! E! E!

09:20:40.560 --> 09:20:42.480
Nice! Nice!

09:20:42.480 --> 09:20:47.200
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

09:20:48.400 --> 09:20:48.800
Good.

09:20:48.800 --> 09:20:49.680
Good, you can leave, you can leave.

09:20:49.680 --> 09:20:50.320
Go get your rifle.

09:20:50.320 --> 09:20:51.120
No.

09:20:51.120 --> 09:20:52.800
Fuck this motherfucker.

09:20:52.800 --> 09:20:58.600
Fuck what are you doing? What are you doing? Wait? Okay, Muto go for this Muto listen me. I want you to en and then arc

09:21:01.480 --> 09:21:06.120
Good and then I'll produce snapback exactly just like that fucking die

09:21:07.000 --> 09:21:09.000
Yeah, well you died cuz you're bad

09:21:09.840 --> 09:21:11.840
What is that?

09:21:12.800 --> 09:21:19.120
Muto why did I need to help? Why didn't you tower die? So not only did I fucking why did I tower die?

09:21:19.120 --> 09:21:22.220
Why did your tower die? Your coach told me to cuz your coach told me to

09:21:22.800 --> 09:21:28.020
My coach only told you two because you already pushed yourself shitty, so it's called making

09:21:28.020 --> 09:21:32.880
a bad play last bad, but your mechanics aren't good enough to escape.

09:21:32.880 --> 09:21:33.880
Godfucking dammit.

09:21:33.880 --> 09:21:38.880
See I'm three seconds away from punching in your fucking head, NGTA.

09:21:38.880 --> 09:21:40.480
An enemy has been slain.

09:21:40.480 --> 09:21:43.200
Okay, just don't let that shit happen again.

09:21:43.200 --> 09:21:48.640
Okay, now listen, one of the reasons why you died is because you didn't play it well enough,

09:21:48.640 --> 09:21:49.640
okay?

09:21:49.640 --> 09:21:53.840
look for all ends and then just snap back in some and if you do that you're

09:21:53.840 --> 09:21:57.040
gonna get the kills next time without having to die but even though you did

09:21:57.040 --> 09:22:01.480
die it wasn't execute so they didn't even get anything off it

09:22:02.120 --> 09:22:05.880
no I've died

09:22:09.880 --> 09:22:17.700
wait what does an execute mean? execute is when you die to a turret right but

09:22:17.700 --> 09:22:22.420
nobody hit you so you don't actually give anybody oh that's fine you can go you're

09:22:22.420 --> 09:22:25.460
good yeah but it's okay

09:22:25.460 --> 09:22:27.460
proud of you Moog I could check

09:22:27.460 --> 09:22:29.460
but this garen is so dankable

09:22:34.580 --> 09:22:37.940
Dothra do you see this garen there's like five people in my fucking lane right now

09:22:37.940 --> 09:22:41.620
Dothra's gonna get some help here uh do i just recall real quick like what do i do

09:22:41.620 --> 09:22:45.860
no sand lane you can so far jinx here what you're gonna do is i want to just

09:22:45.860 --> 09:22:48.860
smite this, smite it, and then lock mid.

09:22:48.860 --> 09:22:52.860
So now, Muta. Wait for Jinxy. Wait for Jinxy.

09:22:52.860 --> 09:22:54.860
Jinxy, you can look on the crab, look on the crab,

09:22:54.860 --> 09:22:57.860
and then if they fight Muta, you drop the crab to fight.

09:22:57.860 --> 09:22:59.860
Okay?

09:22:59.860 --> 09:23:01.860
Should I get dragon?

09:23:01.860 --> 09:23:04.860
Muta! Muta!

09:23:09.860 --> 09:23:12.860
Okay, wait for him. Q.

09:23:12.860 --> 09:23:15.700
Nice, okay, Jamesy go for this nice

09:23:19.500 --> 09:23:25.480
Fall back go drag. Okay, so now yes, you got the dragon for free because the enemy jungler is dead

09:23:29.820 --> 09:23:33.340
You can't help him can't help him Jamesy let him die you need to let him die

09:23:33.340 --> 09:23:43.340
What the fuck do you want Jynx to do for you when you walk into lane and you get BLASH ALTED?

09:23:43.340 --> 09:23:49.340
Jynxie, I understand you motherfuckers, I've never helped you ever again, understand me?

09:23:49.340 --> 09:23:52.340
For Muta, I can't help you, I'm way too valuable to be like that.

09:23:52.340 --> 09:23:55.340
Alright, no worries guys, no worries, I can't wait until you're a fuckin' tank.

09:23:55.340 --> 09:23:56.340
I'm way too valuable to die there.

09:23:56.340 --> 09:23:58.340
Muta, tighten up a little bit, I need you more aware.

09:23:58.340 --> 09:24:00.340
I need you way more fucking aware.

09:24:03.340 --> 09:24:06.340
Coach, I'm right, right.

09:24:06.340 --> 09:24:09.340
Yeah, ironically that was Moody's Creek.

09:24:09.340 --> 09:24:13.340
He walks into lane and got flash ulted by Vhagar, there's nothing anybody can do for him.

09:24:13.340 --> 09:24:15.340
Yeah, tight enough, Lee.

09:24:15.340 --> 09:24:20.340
Also, look at the leaderboard, look at the leaderboard, and then thank me for the carry, thank you.

09:24:20.340 --> 09:24:22.340
This is what I do every game.

09:24:22.340 --> 09:24:25.340
Yeah, this is like the oddity of a worst fucking duo that I fucking had in my entire fucking life.

09:24:28.340 --> 09:24:32.340
From always to have the most yes in a lot of the game, I'm the king of this shit.

09:24:32.340 --> 09:24:39.340
So, Jinxia, I want you to understand that the reason why Muda is like mad at you is because you're CS smogging him right now.

09:24:39.340 --> 09:24:41.340
I know, I know this guy.

09:24:41.340 --> 09:24:43.340
Oh, that's why I'm definitely fucking mad. You fucking kid shit.

09:24:44.340 --> 09:24:46.340
Well, why are you mad then? Tell us.

09:24:46.340 --> 09:24:56.340
Because I go to ruin my fucking freesman to help this dumbass, and when I need help, he just fucking does nothing.

09:24:56.340 --> 09:25:00.340
Muda, Muda, what the fuck do you want Jinxia to do for you?

09:25:00.340 --> 09:25:07.460
you when you walk into lane with a third HP and get flash ulted by a vaguer what do you want him to do?

09:25:08.260 --> 09:25:12.260
what? Muda unironically when you said i need help i could not have gotten there in time

09:25:12.260 --> 09:25:16.260
i was getting juggered unironically your positioning is just shit bro

09:25:20.500 --> 09:25:27.380
okay so jinxy we just confirmed that Muda is a necro fire what is that what does that mean

09:25:27.380 --> 09:25:29.780
It means that he jerks off to dead people.

09:25:30.180 --> 09:25:30.680
Got it.

09:25:34.380 --> 09:25:36.380
Okay, so now what are you gonna do?

09:25:36.380 --> 09:25:37.480
You're... Muda.

09:25:37.480 --> 09:25:38.980
You can look for a kill share.

09:25:38.980 --> 09:25:40.280
Just go for the play.

09:25:40.280 --> 09:25:41.180
Go chat and bait?

09:25:41.180 --> 09:25:41.680
Oh no.

09:25:41.980 --> 09:25:43.280
Yes, look for...

09:25:43.280 --> 09:25:44.880
But the thing is, the wrappers are not...

09:25:44.880 --> 09:25:46.480
So what you might have to do, share,

09:25:46.880 --> 09:25:49.180
is, yeah, you can check the red or the Krugs,

09:25:49.180 --> 09:25:51.180
and then see if he's on either of those.

09:25:53.180 --> 09:25:53.980
And if not, because people...

09:25:53.980 --> 09:25:56.480
What is that guy doing in my lane?!

09:25:57.380 --> 09:25:58.820
Is that how Jinxy?

09:25:58.820 --> 09:26:01.460
They're fucking fucking racist taking my CS!

09:26:09.220 --> 09:26:09.720
Okay.

09:26:10.580 --> 09:26:11.620
Is that how Jinxy?

09:26:11.620 --> 09:26:13.620
Yo, let's get the fuck out of my fucking...

09:26:13.960 --> 09:26:15.960
Yo, how do I tell him he's gotta go fuck himself?

09:26:16.360 --> 09:26:17.060
Just jump in the tree.

09:26:17.060 --> 09:26:17.560
You type it.

09:26:19.300 --> 09:26:21.300
Just hold G and then flick up on your mouse.

09:26:25.300 --> 09:26:27.300
Hold G and then flick up.

09:26:27.380 --> 09:26:30.380
Yeah, fuck out of my lane, motherfucker.

09:26:33.380 --> 09:26:35.380
Rockin' tank, don't step, what do you think?

09:26:35.380 --> 09:26:38.380
Look for it, look for it, this is free, press R and go for it.

09:26:39.380 --> 09:26:41.380
Where's my teammate?

09:26:41.380 --> 09:26:43.380
Keep fighting, keep fighting, you're good, you're good.

09:26:43.380 --> 09:26:44.380
Yeah, I'm good, bro.

09:26:44.380 --> 09:26:46.380
Where did Malfi go?

09:26:46.380 --> 09:26:48.380
Where the fuck did Malfi go? Now I got shot down.

09:26:49.380 --> 09:26:51.380
Oh, Malfi, you dog shit fucking bitch.

09:26:57.380 --> 09:27:01.180
fucking my tight little asshole

09:27:01.180 --> 09:27:04.380
mouth like you're so useless I'm never having you again

09:27:04.380 --> 09:27:09.540
okay so guys listen listen I'm gonna have one more piece of sushi and then

09:27:09.540 --> 09:27:14.220
I'm gonna walk in okay bro what the fuck what's the fucking on our fucking what

09:27:14.220 --> 09:27:19.220
the actual fuck you're eating you're eating when this game matters so fucking

09:27:19.220 --> 09:27:24.020
much guys guys it's a one-piece thought it's one piece of please give me a second

09:27:24.020 --> 09:27:27.420
Okay, Douglas, what am I doing? There's two people in my fucking lane right now, Mordana.

09:27:27.420 --> 09:27:28.460
There's three people in my lane right now.

09:27:28.460 --> 09:27:31.940
Morda, Morda, Morda, Morda, I'm finishing my sushi. Please give me about, like, five seconds.

09:27:31.940 --> 09:27:36.420
There's three people in my lane, motherfucker! What do I do?!

09:27:36.420 --> 09:27:40.420
Genji, please control your duo. I need about five seconds to finish this line.

09:27:40.420 --> 09:27:42.420
Shut the fuck up while he eats his sushi.

09:27:42.420 --> 09:27:45.420
This is, this is, this is fucking insane, bro.

09:27:45.420 --> 09:27:46.420
Defined by one.

09:27:46.420 --> 09:27:48.420
He's almost done with his sushi, bro.

09:27:48.420 --> 09:27:50.420
This guy's challenged me.

09:27:50.420 --> 09:27:52.420
Do I recall here? There's like, three people in my lane.

09:27:52.420 --> 09:27:58.820
Do I drift off like a hey hey hey hey doc coach? What do I do here, bro? Okay?

09:27:58.820 --> 09:28:02.420
Okay, I'm back. I'm back. This is the sushi son. What do you want to know talk to me?

09:28:02.420 --> 09:28:07.060
I need to look what do I do at this position? Can I you should probably recall cuz you're literally half HP

09:28:10.540 --> 09:28:14.380
Now fight we're not gonna fight you useless sack of all right now fight

09:28:14.380 --> 09:28:17.740
We're not gonna fight you useless piece of shit now fight. We're not gonna fight you so speak to shit

09:28:17.740 --> 09:28:19.740
MOUTH I HIT MY WAY

09:28:19.740 --> 09:28:23.740
AND THIS SHITTY COACH IS EATING

09:28:28.740 --> 09:28:29.740
Who dat?

09:28:29.740 --> 09:28:30.740
RUN!

09:28:30.740 --> 09:28:36.740
Today, earlier today, you talked about how you're not only the best mid laner in iron, but the best mid laner in the world

09:28:36.740 --> 09:28:43.740
So tell me why the best mid laner in the world can't even dodge a simple FUCKING SKILLSHOT!

09:28:47.740 --> 09:28:52.740
and you dodged the more Q you let them die

09:28:52.740 --> 09:28:59.740
I pinged him out by the way five times and he still dived at the tower

09:28:59.740 --> 09:29:03.740
Being in this fucking call with you guys is like I'm being bent forward

09:29:03.740 --> 09:29:06.740
taking cock out my ass and the other one cocked in my mouth

09:29:06.740 --> 09:29:11.740
like it literally is just like ah I couldn't imagine a more fucking worse

09:29:11.740 --> 09:29:13.740
fucking like I don't understand I'm gonna tweet the fuck out

09:29:13.740 --> 09:29:21.700
out. Okay, Jinxy, do you want to take his head or his behind? Uh, behind. Okay, I got

09:29:21.700 --> 09:29:31.740
the head. Muda, are you okay with that, bro? Uh, assignment? Oh my god, MF has 11 heads.

09:29:31.740 --> 09:29:36.740
Thank god there's someone fucking useful on this field. Okay, so this is what we're gonna

09:29:36.740 --> 09:29:41.340
do now, guys, okay? Jinxy, you're gonna play for your top side, and then afterwards, you're

09:29:41.340 --> 09:29:42.740
you're gonna look for the bot side, okay?

09:29:44.740 --> 09:29:45.440
Got it, yeah.

09:29:46.140 --> 09:29:48.540
So not just about farming and scaling, alright?

09:29:48.540 --> 09:29:51.440
I have a lot of people on the bot lane, so usually I go bot, right?

09:29:51.440 --> 09:29:52.940
But do I just go top now, Dr.

09:29:53.240 --> 09:29:54.040
Yes, go top.

09:29:54.240 --> 09:29:59.440
So, Muda, when Hum sold you to go bot, what he actually meant is you just side lane.

09:29:59.540 --> 09:30:03.740
So if your top laner is roundly bot, then you just take over the side lane that you don't need to be in.

09:30:03.740 --> 09:30:05.740
That makes it a lot fucking easier, not that much.

09:30:05.740 --> 09:30:07.740
Okay

09:30:08.320 --> 09:30:15.000
Okay, so now where do I just leave on do I leave on yeah, just leave my plane alone. Yep leave my plane alone

09:30:15.000 --> 09:30:19.160
Okay, I'll see you all together faster. No, she's not gonna do shit, but we sparking

09:30:49.160 --> 09:30:55.780
Go fucking fuck yourself. I'm not even kidding. I literally got a kill doing my own thing and then you got me killed listening to you

09:30:56.140 --> 09:30:57.820
Fuck you

09:30:57.820 --> 09:31:00.140
What is hot god fucking damn it?

09:31:00.620 --> 09:31:02.420
Well, what was that?

09:31:02.420 --> 09:31:04.420
Okay, what's the chance you listen?

09:31:04.660 --> 09:31:08.060
I'm trying to train you for quick time events, bro

09:31:08.660 --> 09:31:13.180
Sometimes I knew that suddenly react and it's like yeah, I did

09:31:13.180 --> 09:31:19.480
I didn't really react in by running away because I saw two people on me and then you said go in so I

09:31:19.600 --> 09:31:27.580
Flashed into him and then die you flash in one second after I said wait don't yeah because I'm not a human

09:31:28.160 --> 09:31:31.140
Fucking robot you dumb bitch

09:31:31.740 --> 09:31:33.740
Yeah, but Jinx you listen to me

09:31:33.980 --> 09:31:39.060
Faker is bro and our goal isn't to turn you into a silver player, bro

09:31:39.060 --> 09:31:45.680
It's a turn into faker dude. I have to get this ass. They got this. Okay. I wanted to alter. I wanted to alter

09:31:45.680 --> 09:31:47.680
You got this kill the ash the ash

09:31:48.780 --> 09:32:01.060
Nice the guy help help help what the fuck is this fucking game? Oh my god, I go fuck up

09:32:01.060 --> 09:32:03.060
Oh

09:32:03.620 --> 09:32:07.600
Now we go in now we go in yo, Muda a do me a favor

09:32:08.100 --> 09:32:11.860
Quit now quit now do me a favor. Just fucking wait

09:32:16.300 --> 09:32:21.820
Why are you solo going into four people I was reading there cuz maybe there was there two of them are half HP

09:32:21.820 --> 09:32:25.140
You know, it's a joke top CS again. I can't win

09:32:25.140 --> 09:32:29.140
Top CS again, I can't win. God fucking dammit, get me out.

09:32:29.140 --> 09:32:32.140
No, listen, listen, it's still winnable. Jinxie, listen.

09:32:32.140 --> 09:32:39.140
Because think of it this way, for as long as this game keeps going, we can still keep fighting.

09:32:39.140 --> 09:32:42.140
It's a battle that rages on. Now go take the top way.

09:32:42.140 --> 09:32:46.140
Yo, give me a favor, stop that and SHOP THAT SHOOSHY!

09:32:46.140 --> 09:32:48.140
BOP YOUR ASS!

09:32:49.140 --> 09:32:53.140
Okay, that is too far. Take it back.

09:32:53.140 --> 09:32:55.140
Sorry.

09:32:55.140 --> 09:32:58.140
Jinxie, the sushi didn't do anything to you.

09:32:58.140 --> 09:33:02.140
What the fuck did the sushi do to you?

09:33:02.140 --> 09:33:04.140
Jinxie, Jinxie, I think we should plan for drag.

09:33:04.140 --> 09:33:06.140
Can you make your way down here? Daddy?

09:33:06.140 --> 09:33:08.140
Don't tell me what to do. You're an iron midlaner.

09:33:08.140 --> 09:33:10.140
I'm going to get my camps then go there.

09:33:10.140 --> 09:33:11.140
Alright.

09:33:11.140 --> 09:33:13.140
One bomb to the same rate!

09:33:13.140 --> 09:33:16.140
No, I'm going to be honest. I was a gigachat.

09:33:16.140 --> 09:33:19.140
Jinxie, respect how you handle that situation.

09:33:19.140 --> 09:33:21.140
Thank you.

09:33:21.140 --> 09:33:23.460
as tall as his fucking measured, like I don't know their fucking status

09:33:23.460 --> 09:33:24.480
but let's show you guys

09:33:24.480 --> 09:33:25.980
how it's gonna help fucking this game

09:33:26.980 --> 09:33:28.500
Okay, now Jynx is listening

09:33:28.500 --> 09:33:29.740
You're gonna farm your cams

09:33:29.740 --> 09:33:32.060
and then afterwards you're gonna look for the dragon

09:33:32.060 --> 09:33:33.420
Muda, whatever you do

09:33:33.420 --> 09:33:35.540
do not end before the dragon spawns

09:33:35.540 --> 09:33:36.740
We need you on it

09:33:38.620 --> 09:33:39.120
Okay?

09:33:39.700 --> 09:33:41.060
Guys, 20 seconds

09:33:41.060 --> 09:33:42.780
Jynxia, I want you to walk bot

09:33:42.780 --> 09:33:43.900
Hover them bot lane

09:33:43.900 --> 09:33:45.860
In case there's a fight that breaks out

09:33:45.860 --> 09:33:47.380
we need to be there right now

09:33:51.140 --> 09:33:53.140
Okay, the hell of this spawn

09:33:58.100 --> 09:34:04.900
Okay, Jinxie please Mike this dragon Jinxie Jinxie Jinxie and mood up play on the dragon both of you

09:34:05.420 --> 09:34:09.580
Okay, yeah, stop a cigar and stop you do to focus a garen

09:34:13.100 --> 09:34:16.420
Okay, James, you okay try to kill the vagar

09:34:16.420 --> 09:34:21.420
Don't take it. Don't focus the garen. Don't focus the garen.

09:34:21.420 --> 09:34:23.420
This is a joke. This is a joke.

09:34:23.420 --> 09:34:26.420
Why are we fighting dragon when there's an over-leveled fat garen there?

09:34:26.420 --> 09:34:30.420
Oh my god, this Malphite needs to run into a boss in GTA.

09:34:30.420 --> 09:34:32.420
Oh, I don't understand.

09:34:32.420 --> 09:34:35.420
Why does someone feed every game? Oh my god!

09:34:35.420 --> 09:34:39.420
Yeah, I'm done doing. I'm sorry. I'm just gonna be honest.

09:34:39.420 --> 09:34:42.420
What's wrong in this game right now? What's going on?

09:34:42.420 --> 09:34:49.680
So the problem of this game right now is that you guys need to fight in a way that you kill their backline before anything happens

09:34:49.680 --> 09:34:53.260
So mood up what you need to do is you're the setup you're the engage

09:34:53.280 --> 09:34:59.840
You need to manage to land your ult on any of their carries that aren't garen and then you guys kill everybody

09:34:59.840 --> 09:35:05.220
That's not garen. Well everyone else and while the enemy dies then garen's the last slide

09:35:05.220 --> 09:35:09.980
Then you go on him. So the only way that we can win right now. Listen to me because we still can win

09:35:09.980 --> 09:35:15.180
Yes, it's by sitting there, and by just focusing on everyone that's not the Garen.

09:35:15.180 --> 09:35:17.420
So what we're going to do, listen, that's how we're going to start off.

09:35:17.420 --> 09:35:19.300
Jinxy, I want you to take the red buff.

09:35:19.300 --> 09:35:20.300
Muda just pushed top.

09:35:20.300 --> 09:35:22.660
And Muda, I do not want you to leave top ever.

09:35:22.660 --> 09:35:26.340
Jinxy, how we're going to do it is you're going to play for the red and to guds, and

09:35:26.340 --> 09:35:29.620
then you're going to do something called Shadowing for Muda, where you're just going

09:35:29.620 --> 09:35:30.940
to sit top with him.

09:35:30.940 --> 09:35:35.540
And then you two are just going to try to take over the entire game as a unit.

09:35:35.540 --> 09:35:39.140
Because as long as the Garen is playing away from you, but your team is clearing the waves,

09:35:39.140 --> 09:35:44.880
You don't have to deal with him. Now Jinxie walk top, walk top, mood up, keep pushing.

09:35:44.880 --> 09:35:47.860
So the goal here is that you guys are going to get the turrets, you guys are going to

09:35:47.860 --> 09:35:52.100
get the end hips, you guys are going to do anything. Yes, fight everyone, fight everyone,

09:35:52.100 --> 09:35:55.220
you got this. So Jinxie, look for this here.

09:35:55.220 --> 09:36:00.760
Moodle, stay alive, I'm coming. I am, I am, I am.

09:36:00.760 --> 09:36:05.260
Okay, now Jinxie go, Jinxie go for it, go for it, go for it, ult.

09:36:05.260 --> 09:36:11.220
Okay, now I'm gonna be me you're

09:36:11.220 --> 09:36:18.420
Oh, okay, that might never mind. We got a run. We got a run. We got a run. Just one just one

09:36:18.420 --> 09:36:23.260
Outlights fucking putting caution signals on my head and boy, I guess fine. He's okay

09:36:23.260 --> 09:36:27.420
I know ironically and ironically the mouth fight had a good ping there because if he didn't then

09:36:27.420 --> 09:36:31.300
Garen probably would have like ended up killing you. He's so might. Oh

09:36:31.300 --> 09:36:34.540
Oh god get another tower JC

09:36:35.800 --> 09:36:37.800
Okay, yes, well nice

09:36:38.580 --> 09:36:44.460
Okay, so now okay ready. You want me top tower again, but no no now you're gonna go bot now you're bought

09:36:44.780 --> 09:36:49.780
So the game I'm playing now is avoid the garden jinks. I want to press p how much are you missing for your board?

09:36:50.380 --> 09:36:53.520
Well playing a boy the garen I could have said that ten minutes ago like

09:36:54.020 --> 09:36:58.020
Hello is this thing on coach like I didn't want to go for drag

09:36:58.020 --> 09:37:03.020
I didn't want to go for Garen.

09:37:03.020 --> 09:37:08.020
Focus on the task at hand! Please!

09:37:08.020 --> 09:37:14.020
Okay, so what we're going to do Muda, we're going to keep pushing bot here.

09:37:14.020 --> 09:37:18.020
Okay, so now...

09:37:18.020 --> 09:37:23.020
No, no, keep pushing, keep pushing, keep pushing.

09:37:23.020 --> 09:37:24.020
I'm pushing.

09:37:24.020 --> 09:37:27.220
GenC go, go bot, find Mota, find Mota.

09:37:27.220 --> 09:37:28.820
Okay, I'm going to you Mota.

09:37:28.820 --> 09:37:29.820
Okay, someone on you.

09:37:29.820 --> 09:37:30.820
Mota, listen.

09:37:30.820 --> 09:37:34.820
You're gonna use your E to dodge his W, good, and now you can kill him.

09:37:34.820 --> 09:37:35.820
Damn it.

09:37:35.820 --> 09:37:36.820
It's on.

09:37:36.820 --> 09:37:37.820
What's that name?

09:37:37.820 --> 09:37:40.320
Okay, GenC, you're gonna have to fight this, all 10 and go.

09:37:40.320 --> 09:37:42.820
All 10 and go, now, now, now.

09:37:42.820 --> 09:37:43.820
Oh.

09:37:43.820 --> 09:37:46.820
Baron, Baron, Baron.

09:37:46.820 --> 09:37:48.820
Nice to see you.

09:37:48.820 --> 09:37:52.820
Ah, this is so fucking stupid, man.

09:37:52.820 --> 09:37:59.260
fucking dog shit fucking player just fad fucking garen oh my god it's every

09:37:59.260 --> 09:38:10.340
fucking game do not play league if your IQ is 40 do not play top lane

09:38:10.340 --> 09:38:17.940
seeds bot lane seeds top lane seeds just go neutral oh my god

09:38:17.940 --> 09:38:21.540
Okay, do I just go mid right now?

09:38:21.540 --> 09:38:25.000
Jinxie, I wanted to buy experimental hex bar as her next item.

09:38:25.000 --> 09:38:31.360
And yeah, so at this point in the game, I'm serious when I say this, if you guys can find

09:38:31.360 --> 09:38:33.400
Garen alone, he dies.

09:38:33.400 --> 09:38:35.800
Jinxie has the items to kill him.

09:38:35.800 --> 09:38:36.800
Yeah, right.

09:38:36.800 --> 09:38:38.120
Yeah, fucking right.

09:38:38.120 --> 09:38:39.120
I'm not kidding.

09:38:39.120 --> 09:38:40.120
I'm not kidding.

09:38:40.120 --> 09:38:41.120
So what do we do about mid right now?

09:38:41.120 --> 09:38:42.120
They're double pushing mid.

09:38:42.120 --> 09:38:43.680
Yeah, so guys, try to go mid.

09:38:43.680 --> 09:38:44.680
Try to go mid here.

09:38:44.680 --> 09:38:46.200
Muto, you're gonna be here.

09:38:46.200 --> 09:38:50.200
Jynxid do not engage, you're just waiting for your team, you're going to kill the minions when they walk up.

09:38:50.200 --> 09:38:52.200
I know, because of the Malphite's brain dead, I already know.

09:38:53.200 --> 09:38:55.200
I literally watched the Malphite int the game.

09:38:56.200 --> 09:38:59.200
Bro, do I just die every time? No matter what happens?

09:38:59.200 --> 09:39:02.200
Yes, they're fed, because our Malphite's still up, shit.

09:39:02.200 --> 09:39:04.200
It's all this shitty game it is.

09:39:04.200 --> 09:39:08.200
So now Jynxid, push mid again, push mid again, keep walking mid, keep walking mid.

09:39:08.200 --> 09:39:11.200
If you see anybody, you walk away, okay?

09:39:12.200 --> 09:39:15.200
They're all three bottom, all three bottom, all three bottom, all three bottom.

09:39:15.200 --> 09:39:17.200
PUSH MED PUSH MED PUSH MED

09:39:17.200 --> 09:39:19.200
Yeah I know I know I'm just saying off the box

09:39:21.200 --> 09:39:24.200
Okay, so now Jinx is on bot, let's see what's going on there

09:39:26.200 --> 09:39:27.200
Okay you're gonna go for this

09:39:27.200 --> 09:39:28.200
Oh god

09:39:28.200 --> 09:39:29.200
I have to shut down the garen

09:39:29.200 --> 09:39:32.200
I'm gonna have to say no to FF, I'm gonna say no

09:39:32.200 --> 09:39:34.200
Is the garen around here? Jinx is the garen around here

09:39:36.200 --> 09:39:38.200
No, he's gonna already be back to polyhp

09:39:43.200 --> 09:39:44.200
Coach what do I do?

09:39:44.200 --> 09:39:50.960
Okay, yeah go bot go bot go bot go bot wait for your blitzcrank your blitzcrank see if you can start fight now

09:39:50.960 --> 09:39:52.960
Muta if you can get a big ult

09:39:53.680 --> 09:39:56.680
Then you look for it, but wait for blitzcrank first

09:39:58.800 --> 09:40:00.800
Where is this guy?

09:40:01.320 --> 09:40:04.760
Okay, try to fight jinx you going going jinx you go going

09:40:06.520 --> 09:40:08.520
Why is they go out?

09:40:08.520 --> 09:40:10.520
are you trying to run away? run away run away

09:40:10.520 --> 09:40:13.520
why is Vigar allowed to just like be invincible?

09:40:13.520 --> 09:40:15.520
what?

09:40:15.520 --> 09:40:17.520
are you ready to hold on? maybe you can fight this

09:40:17.520 --> 09:40:19.520
I am

09:40:19.520 --> 09:40:21.520
and then I'll back up I do not know

09:40:24.520 --> 09:40:26.520
oh god

09:40:30.520 --> 09:40:32.520
nice!

09:40:32.520 --> 09:40:34.520
not bad

09:40:34.520 --> 09:40:36.520
okay listen listen

09:40:36.520 --> 09:40:39.700
If we can get some more shutdowns like that, the game is winnable.

09:40:39.700 --> 09:40:42.120
Jinx, I want you to right click on your experimental hex plate here.

09:40:43.880 --> 09:40:46.200
Oh, I'm missing CS by just going everywhere.

09:40:46.200 --> 09:40:48.040
Like, where do I go?

09:40:48.040 --> 09:40:49.040
Do I do top?

09:40:49.040 --> 09:40:50.040
We need Teamfight or we're gonna lose?

09:40:50.040 --> 09:40:51.040
If we don't Teamfight, we're gonna lose.

09:40:51.040 --> 09:40:54.120
Yeah, so right now, Mota, this is the iron situation.

09:40:54.120 --> 09:40:57.680
Iron situation is that most of the time there's fighting going on all the time, so you need

09:40:57.680 --> 09:40:59.760
to be able to quickly assess the minimap.

09:40:59.760 --> 09:41:03.320
And like here, for example, you should be like, I'm gonna shove in mid, and then afterwards

09:41:03.320 --> 09:41:04.320
I'm gonna go top.

09:41:04.320 --> 09:41:05.320
Like, that should be in your brain.

09:41:05.320 --> 09:41:07.620
So after you shove this in mid, then you go top.

09:41:07.620 --> 09:41:09.380
And then you can look for a kill on the ash.

09:41:09.380 --> 09:41:12.060
But you need to have the confidence to just insult on the ash.

09:41:12.060 --> 09:41:13.980
Like don't walk through lane, walk through the jungle.

09:41:13.980 --> 09:41:14.940
Through the jungle.

09:41:14.940 --> 09:41:15.580
Through the jungle.

09:41:15.580 --> 09:41:18.300
If you're hidden, then you can kill her.

09:41:18.300 --> 09:41:20.260
So I just start with my E?

09:41:20.260 --> 09:41:20.980
No, no, no.

09:41:20.980 --> 09:41:23.020
You start with your R. Because the thing is,

09:41:23.020 --> 09:41:24.740
if you start with your E and she flashes away,

09:41:24.740 --> 09:41:25.740
then you're just that.

09:41:25.740 --> 09:41:27.700
So try to get your R on her.

09:41:27.700 --> 09:41:31.180
R. R. R. Nice!

09:41:31.180 --> 09:41:31.660
There.

09:41:31.660 --> 09:41:33.020
Can I push mid?

09:41:33.020 --> 09:41:33.420
Yes.

09:41:33.420 --> 09:41:33.740
Yes.

09:41:33.740 --> 09:41:35.100
Now Jinx, you push mid.

09:41:35.100 --> 09:41:39.100
So now Jinx, you're gonna push mid. Moodle, I'm gonna want you to push another wave top.

09:41:40.400 --> 09:41:42.100
And then afterwards you guys are gonna go for the Baron.

09:41:42.100 --> 09:41:43.100
So we take this as well.

09:41:43.100 --> 09:41:45.100
Okay, okay, so after I push for this wave, I go up to Baron.

09:41:45.100 --> 09:41:49.100
Exactly, exactly. So Jinx, take this wave as fast as you can and then go to the Baron.

09:41:50.600 --> 09:41:54.100
Try to ignore them. Walk through the jungle. Walk through the jungle so you can get to the Baron now.

09:41:54.100 --> 09:41:55.100
To the Baron now, Jinx.

09:41:55.100 --> 09:41:58.100
Oh, one more question, Mark Ping. I swear to God. God is my witness.

09:41:58.100 --> 09:41:59.100
I will beat you up.

09:41:59.100 --> 09:42:00.100
No, no, no. Walk towards him.

09:42:05.900 --> 09:42:11.240
Okay, Jinxie. Oh, this could be bad. Okay, so you're gonna have to play back here. Play back here?

09:42:11.740 --> 09:42:17.020
Yeah, you can't play this. Wait, wait, go for it. Go for the garen. If he chases, go for him. Go for him.

09:42:17.020 --> 09:42:21.780
Are you? Yes? Nice! Nice! Okay, go for more! Go for more! Flash up with the more! Kill the more!

09:42:21.780 --> 09:42:24.860
Gunner! Flash up with the more! Kill the more! Gunner! Now Q! Q! Nice!

09:42:31.860 --> 09:42:34.540
Use the fucking team! Use the fucking team!

09:42:35.100 --> 09:42:40.560
Useless fucking team mouth bite never play video games again, please God never play video games again

09:42:40.560 --> 09:42:42.560
You fed the garen and put us into this hell

09:42:43.620 --> 09:42:45.620
useless fucking team

09:42:46.060 --> 09:42:48.060
Okay

09:42:49.900 --> 09:42:56.220
Okay, so now you need to just keep chopping out mid when the super minions are spawning you always have to shove all the super minion waves

09:42:56.220 --> 09:42:59.160
So James say your next item here is gonna be

09:43:00.580 --> 09:43:02.820
I want you to buy titanic Hydra

09:43:05.100 --> 09:43:10.380
I'm gonna undo death stance for now no no no yeah well you didn't buy death

09:43:10.380 --> 09:43:15.100
stance yeah that one so for the Giants belt like the 900

09:43:15.100 --> 09:43:18.900
whole thing yep get that yeah so Jinx I want you buying elixir vine and then

09:43:18.900 --> 09:43:22.540
watch the Baron buy elixir vine and then buy elixir vine and then walk around

09:43:22.540 --> 09:43:26.660
yes you are you are you are so now you're gonna have to make your way up to

09:43:26.660 --> 09:43:30.420
Muda so Jinx see get the red buff Muda I want you to take the red buff that

09:43:30.420 --> 09:43:34.300
spawns from Jinx's right now drone on the Baron drone on the Baron they're on it

09:43:34.300 --> 09:43:38.260
I want to see it drunk. Okay, you guys are gonna have to fight this here and you can

09:43:39.700 --> 09:43:47.540
Jynx, what do we have to fight? There's no garen. There's a garen behind us. Okay, focus the gun first. Kill the gun first. Kill the gun first. Go. On the gun. Yep, this is good.

09:43:49.140 --> 09:43:52.740
I'm just instant dead, bro. I'm just instant dead. There's nothing I can do. I just die.

09:43:54.860 --> 09:43:56.860
Okay.

09:43:56.860 --> 09:43:58.620
I just fucking die!

09:43:58.620 --> 09:44:04.080
So Mura the thing is that we need you to set up your alt for CC the problem right now

09:44:04.080 --> 09:44:07.320
Is that you're using your E to maximize your R damage?

09:44:07.320 --> 09:44:13.500
But in cases like that if you just straight up alt right then you can actually CC the Garen so that he dies

09:44:13.500 --> 09:44:17.060
And then you turn on the rest of them the problem was that because you didn't alt

09:44:17.060 --> 09:44:20.240
He was able to get close enough to seem that big R spawn cage

09:44:20.240 --> 09:44:23.780
And then he built just like instantly but if you instantly would have turned on the Garen

09:44:23.780 --> 09:44:27.380
Then he would have died and you could have actually done something there coach. What should I buy coach?

09:44:27.380 --> 09:44:31.220
well now you're gonna keep buying the titanic hydro so you don't have to buy

09:44:31.220 --> 09:44:36.620
anything right now you're gonna be sitting on a lot of gold so now I want

09:44:36.620 --> 09:44:40.540
you guys to say five minute just say five minute and just try to group five

09:44:40.540 --> 09:44:44.780
minute because if your brain dead mouth fight else one time there might be a

09:44:44.780 --> 09:44:48.260
chance you could do something is that Marlin I actually got Marlin I'm not

09:44:48.260 --> 09:44:54.260
kidding is that Marlin it could be like he's playing from grease on

09:44:54.260 --> 09:44:56.260
500 ping right now

09:44:56.580 --> 09:44:58.580
Does he actually have fucking 500 ping?

09:44:59.420 --> 09:45:04.100
So how do I hit my across the world for something? I don't get it. Yeah, that's a shalt

09:45:04.460 --> 09:45:09.340
So I shalt this global so Jinxie you're gonna have to look towards mid soon

09:45:09.340 --> 09:45:11.780
I want you to all kill the Morgana all day. I don't know my

09:45:12.460 --> 09:45:16.980
Towards me, and I was gonna all kill the Morgana. I'm getting fight to Garen now. What's that?

09:45:16.980 --> 09:45:18.980
Yeah, it's coming bro, like...

09:45:20.980 --> 09:45:22.980
Uh, you probably have to go in here.

09:45:22.980 --> 09:45:24.980
Yep, missed the point.

09:45:25.980 --> 09:45:27.980
Uh, focus on Morgana, try to run away.

09:45:27.980 --> 09:45:28.980
Yeah.

09:45:31.980 --> 09:45:33.980
Unironically, the problem with this game right now

09:45:33.980 --> 09:45:36.980
is that the enemy team is literally just all 20 kills

09:45:36.980 --> 09:45:38.980
and you guys are playing this game

09:45:39.980 --> 09:45:41.980
unironically to v5.

09:45:41.980 --> 09:45:44.980
Like, your misfortune is fed but she's not doing anything.

09:45:44.980 --> 09:45:48.820
your blitzcrank safek and your mouth fight is too but there's a chance that

09:45:48.820 --> 09:45:54.420
they can still throw I just don't get coach I don't get what the next

09:45:54.420 --> 09:45:58.980
objective is is it just winning teamfights do I go against CS do I like so at this

09:45:58.980 --> 09:46:02.140
stage mood up mood of what it's about right now is you just want to shove out

09:46:02.140 --> 09:46:08.580
waves and look for fights that look favorable for you okay okay I see because

09:46:08.580 --> 09:46:12.940
at this point you really can't do much like it's really just like Garen has 20

09:46:12.940 --> 09:46:16.660
kills like no amount of like coaching or trying to tell you guys what to do is

09:46:16.660 --> 09:46:20.220
gonna change the fact that a 20 kill garen is gonna walk up to drop his dick

09:46:20.220 --> 09:46:23.820
in your face and then you die instantly right

09:46:26.260 --> 09:46:32.660
so I'll try for this here good so no jinx yeah I want you to alter and look

09:46:32.660 --> 09:46:36.060
for this go for this

09:46:36.060 --> 09:46:39.060
I know you have to back up. You're gonna die here.

09:46:40.560 --> 09:46:42.060
All the minions for life seal?

09:46:42.060 --> 09:46:44.060
I don't do a minion. I don't do-

09:46:46.560 --> 09:46:48.060
Alright, give me up. Give me up.

09:46:48.060 --> 09:46:51.060
I have to have again. I have to have again. I have to have again. Get me out of here.

09:46:51.560 --> 09:46:54.060
Not yet. Listen, listen, listen. There's still-

09:46:54.060 --> 09:46:57.060
Why? We're just stop the bleeding after some time. Stop the bleeding.

09:47:00.560 --> 09:47:04.560
Yeah, bring that alpha to Fed again. That's all that happened. I can't do this shit.

09:47:06.060 --> 09:47:08.060
Muda, try to back up here.

09:47:08.060 --> 09:47:11.060
I'm dead when I saw him warming up at the start of the game.

09:47:11.060 --> 09:47:13.060
Okay, go for this, go for this, go for this.

09:47:13.060 --> 09:47:15.060
Kill the garen, please kill the garen, please kill the garen!

09:47:15.060 --> 09:47:17.060
I'm dead!

09:47:17.060 --> 09:47:19.060
Flashbrick, flashbrick!

09:47:19.060 --> 09:47:20.060
Q again?

09:47:20.060 --> 09:47:22.060
Muda, how is he not dead?

09:47:22.060 --> 09:47:24.060
Like, how the fuck is he not dead?

09:47:24.060 --> 09:47:25.060
I just...

09:47:25.060 --> 09:47:28.060
Okay, now listen, I have good news for you guys.

09:47:28.060 --> 09:47:30.060
But Muda, I do not want you to get that sense.

09:47:30.060 --> 09:47:33.060
You need to buy Lord Dominik's regards here.

09:47:33.060 --> 09:47:37.540
Bro, what's the drag with diamonds? I've been buying that since. Fuck, what do I do? I've been buying it.

09:47:37.540 --> 09:47:41.840
Yeah, yeah, but it's fine. You only spend 250 gold on components that you can reuse.

09:47:41.840 --> 09:47:46.320
So if you just sell your glowing moats like at last, I mean you're in. I'm pretty sure you can get it.

09:47:46.320 --> 09:47:50.660
So now guys, listen. There's good news. The good news is that there are a lot of super minions in the game.

09:47:50.660 --> 09:47:56.420
I know guys can funnel gold into you snow just I'm not to fight mood up mood up

09:48:08.180 --> 09:48:11.620
Jinx you try to heal try to heal in comps and if you walk up here

09:48:16.180 --> 09:48:18.260
Like I mean like what is happening

09:48:20.660 --> 09:48:22.660
I can't fight this one.

09:48:22.660 --> 09:48:23.660
Okay.

09:48:23.660 --> 09:48:29.660
Oh my god, how can I get my hands on this Malfight in-game?

09:48:29.660 --> 09:48:31.660
You might be able to go for a hero play here.

09:48:31.660 --> 09:48:33.660
Focus someone, Ghana.

09:48:33.660 --> 09:48:34.660
Oh.

09:48:34.660 --> 09:48:36.660
He's next to me.

09:48:36.660 --> 09:48:38.660
Oh, this Malfight.

09:48:38.660 --> 09:48:41.660
Oh my god, I just want to get my hands on him in-game.

09:48:41.660 --> 09:48:46.660
I had fucking Marlin on my team.

09:48:46.660 --> 09:48:59.860
I feel like I did everything right that game.

09:48:59.860 --> 09:49:00.860
Uh, Miho.

09:49:00.860 --> 09:49:01.860
Miho.

09:49:01.860 --> 09:49:02.860
You can't say that.

09:49:02.860 --> 09:49:03.860
You can't say that sentence.

09:49:03.860 --> 09:49:04.860
You're not allowed to say that sentence.

09:49:04.860 --> 09:49:05.860
I understand.

09:49:05.860 --> 09:49:06.860
I understand.

09:49:06.860 --> 09:49:07.860
I understand.

09:49:07.860 --> 09:49:08.860
I understand.

09:49:08.860 --> 09:49:09.860
I understand.

09:49:09.860 --> 09:49:10.860
But like, it's just like, I don't understand.

09:49:10.860 --> 09:49:14.620
Like, like, is it, is the guy like, I don't understand.

09:49:14.620 --> 09:49:16.140
I don't understand what happened that game.

09:49:16.140 --> 09:49:21.640
Okay, tell me what went wrong from point A to point B that game. Okay, do you want the real answer?

09:49:21.640 --> 09:49:27.080
Yeah, I don't want no sugarcoated bullshit like what actually fucking like I need to learn the mechanics

09:49:27.080 --> 09:49:31.100
You're your mechanics the problem is that your mechanics are not at a level right now

09:49:31.320 --> 09:49:36.080
Where you were able to actually win the fights that you were going for so as a result

09:49:36.080 --> 09:49:38.840
You're going in for plays that could have been wins

09:49:39.120 --> 09:49:43.880
But because you didn't play it properly it ended up being fucked so you lost the fights

09:49:43.880 --> 09:49:50.380
And then when you keep losing fights over and over again because either it's misplay or it's you're not dodging skill shots

09:49:50.380 --> 09:49:52.680
Or it's at the end me signing their abilities, right?

09:49:52.720 --> 09:49:58.080
Then over time you just get so weak that you can't do anything if you were six items that game you can carry

09:49:58.120 --> 09:50:03.980
But you weren't six items because you weren't getting hit by it. You were getting hit by all the abilities. Is that makes sense? Yes

09:50:03.980 --> 09:50:14.980
So, what could have we have done differently to win this game.

09:50:14.980 --> 09:50:15.980
I'm out.

09:50:15.980 --> 09:50:16.980
I could have not.

09:50:16.980 --> 09:50:19.980
Cool. Let me think about my.

09:50:19.980 --> 09:50:23.980
What's great going on 11 by the way, is that like a support? What is what is

09:50:23.980 --> 09:50:28.980
what is what is where so basically he's just a perm a cock for the rest of his

09:50:28.980 --> 09:50:34.980
the rest of his life. So he's, I mean, I guess they're supposed to not do anything. Uh, the problem

09:50:34.980 --> 09:50:40.660
was Mouthite fed Garen and then Garen ran around to every lane and then basically just opened our

09:50:40.660 --> 09:50:46.340
assholes. They got that to Garen like seven times. Yeah, because essentially back in iron. So I'm

09:50:49.700 --> 09:50:56.580
listen, listen, Jinxie, if you win one game, you're back to your peak. You're fine. You're not

09:50:56.580 --> 09:51:00.300
not going to be an iron because yes you're on a three game lost streak but

09:51:00.300 --> 09:51:06.900
don't forget one of those losses was the game that was like this your LP loss so

09:51:06.900 --> 09:51:10.980
it's like technically you only lost two games right so if you win one game

09:51:10.980 --> 09:51:15.540
because your P games are higher than your LP losses then you're only down like

09:51:15.540 --> 09:51:21.540
10 LP if you win two games you're actually up LP even though you're even on

09:51:21.540 --> 09:51:25.500
the day so far does that make sense here's the thing like Muda I love playing

09:51:25.500 --> 09:51:30.460
with you but we can't win like I'm sorry this happens every game we've played three games

09:51:30.460 --> 09:51:36.700
don't test this game is so shit we played three games we had an oh and 11 support and a mouth

09:51:36.700 --> 09:51:41.500
fight and fed garen and then into the fuck out of the game the game before that we had an oh and

09:51:41.500 --> 09:51:47.500
six bot lane who left the game the game before that we had an oh and nine Caitlyn top lane every

09:51:47.500 --> 09:51:52.860
game we're getting instant like I want to do oq but we get into every game like so like I'm only dying

09:51:52.860 --> 09:51:56.460
and fed players let me show you guys something i want you guys to look at my

09:51:56.460 --> 09:52:01.500
you can't win we can't win we can't win guys look at my they're like every game

09:52:01.500 --> 09:52:05.820
does a fucking enter in one of the lanes jimsy open my screen on discord i need

09:52:05.820 --> 09:52:12.220
to show you something important are you looking yeah i'm looking i'm looking

09:52:12.220 --> 09:52:16.780
okay let me show you guys something so right now these are the games you guys

09:52:16.780 --> 09:52:21.100
played right yeah go go to every game please god go to every game

09:52:21.100 --> 09:52:26.900
So in the first game that you guys played in the first game, your top laner was literally

09:52:27.220 --> 09:52:32.780
I ran for a zero LP with a 43% one rate over 600 games.

09:52:33.220 --> 09:52:37.980
So and the craziest thing is that he, he's not even do out.

09:52:38.340 --> 09:52:41.060
He wasn't even dual queue with anyone.

09:52:41.180 --> 09:52:45.060
He was going to go over nine and one and 14 back to back.

09:52:45.620 --> 09:52:45.780
Yeah.

09:52:45.780 --> 09:52:48.540
Wait, is that, wait, oh my God, that's real.

09:52:48.540 --> 09:52:51.740
This is who's on our team, Iron 4-0.

09:52:51.740 --> 09:52:56.180
Yes, this was your top laner that went 0-1-9.

09:52:56.180 --> 09:53:00.940
So if we keep doing we're just going to keep getting like NPCs on our team?

09:53:00.940 --> 09:53:02.940
But it doesn't stop there, okay?

09:53:02.940 --> 09:53:05.940
In the second game where it was the remake, right?

09:53:05.940 --> 09:53:09.540
These were your guys's three teammates this game.

09:53:09.540 --> 09:53:14.040
The first one was a 43% rate Iron 2 player.

09:53:14.040 --> 09:53:21.160
Then you had a 41% win rate, 20% win rate, you're a sauna player, all right?

09:53:21.160 --> 09:53:22.160
Look at the scores.

09:53:22.160 --> 09:53:25.120
And then you had Booty Popper, right?

09:53:25.120 --> 09:53:31.600
Who was unironically a decent performer with this win rate, okay?

09:53:31.600 --> 09:53:32.600
So now-

09:53:32.600 --> 09:53:35.120
So none of our teammates have losing win rates because we're duo queue.

09:53:35.120 --> 09:53:36.120
Yes.

09:53:36.120 --> 09:53:37.400
And then I want you to look at this.

09:53:37.400 --> 09:53:38.400
Okay.

09:53:38.400 --> 09:53:42.160
In the game you just played, right?

09:53:42.160 --> 09:53:48.120
Their Malfight was 45% win rate, Malfight Mousar player.

09:53:48.120 --> 09:53:49.840
He was the Kram-Dut-Dut Kram, 45%?

09:53:49.840 --> 09:53:50.840
Oh my god.

09:53:50.840 --> 09:53:53.040
Wow, what a god.

09:53:53.040 --> 09:53:59.360
Then your ADC didn't do that bad, and your support was this guy.

09:53:59.360 --> 09:54:04.340
Now the craziest thing about this game is that the enemy Galen that dropped 25 kills

09:54:04.340 --> 09:54:10.400
was Iron 4-0 LB with a 39% win rate.

09:54:10.400 --> 09:54:16.120
Any sense and every other game this guy ends on ADC every other game

09:54:16.280 --> 09:54:22.120
But on against you guys he decided to first time garen and jump 25 kills

09:54:22.480 --> 09:54:27.480
So so smurf what like that's right smurf right? I mean, what are we supposed to do?

09:54:27.480 --> 09:54:33.120
So it's it's one of two things. Okay. It's a yes. It could be a smurf, but there's another

09:54:33.760 --> 09:54:40.080
Actual reasoning behind why this happened. So let me introduce you guys the ride games time machine. Okay

09:54:40.400 --> 09:54:43.400
Riot Games actually has a time machine and they use it.

09:54:43.400 --> 09:54:45.400
Is it also because Muda can't use Yone?

09:54:47.400 --> 09:54:48.400
I'm not even drooled. I'm not even drooled.

09:54:48.400 --> 09:54:50.400
Is it also because Muda can't use Yone?

09:54:52.400 --> 09:54:55.400
Well, yes and no.

09:54:55.400 --> 09:54:59.400
Because the thing is that Muda needs to go for like these big engages,

09:54:59.400 --> 09:55:03.400
but the problem is that that game, the enemy comp is literally just strong as fuck.

09:55:03.400 --> 09:55:07.400
Like it's hard as fuck to play into this, especially when your team is AFK.

09:55:07.400 --> 09:55:11.400
So listen, let me explain that to you guys.

09:55:11.400 --> 09:55:14.400
Wait, what do you say anything though? Before you say anything.

09:55:14.400 --> 09:55:20.400
So this guy is Iron 4-0 LP, lost every single game, never went Garen in his entire life,

09:55:20.400 --> 09:55:27.400
and the first game against us, when he's Iron 4-0 LP, locks Garen with the first time in years,

09:55:27.400 --> 09:55:31.400
and drops 23 and 6 against us, and he's completely obliterated and fucks us.

09:55:31.400 --> 09:55:36.300
And the greatest thing about it is the fact that this guy has been playing since season

09:55:36.300 --> 09:55:37.740
13 split two.

09:55:37.740 --> 09:55:41.900
He has literally been iron for over three years now.

09:55:41.900 --> 09:55:46.900
And his best ever performance is when he was first timing Garen against you.

09:55:46.900 --> 09:55:49.900
So what is the probability of him being this one?

09:55:49.900 --> 09:55:50.900
But that's not possible.

09:55:50.900 --> 09:55:53.380
You can't first time a champion and go 23 and 6.

09:55:53.380 --> 09:55:54.380
So exactly.

09:55:54.380 --> 09:55:55.380
Well, he did.

09:55:55.380 --> 09:55:56.380
He did it.

09:55:56.380 --> 09:55:57.380
Like, but it's not him.

09:55:57.380 --> 09:55:58.380
Like the ending.

09:55:58.380 --> 09:56:09.380
I'm telling you, I was watching how he plays, he's not anything above like an Iron Garen player, I'm telling you, but it's because of the Riot Games time machine, so let me explain it.

09:56:09.380 --> 09:56:27.380
Riot Games has a time machine where they're able to actually know when players are going to end, when they're going to randomly first time in 1v9, or when they're going to randomly first time in Insoluz, and that is how they are able to constantly maintain a 50% rate, because the thing is that they know the future in advance.

09:56:27.380 --> 09:56:31.820
advance so ride games this game knew that even though it's this guy's first

09:56:31.820 --> 09:56:36.020
game in seven hours and he hasn't played any games at all today that he was

09:56:36.020 --> 09:56:41.100
gonna one behind this game first game back after work after his nine to five

09:56:41.100 --> 09:56:44.740
he comes back first game first time garen they knew he would one be nine

09:56:44.740 --> 09:56:49.700
because of the ride game so I'm a Karen was as any player never so he's

09:56:49.700 --> 09:56:56.140
working Muda he's not smurfing bro his gameplay was ass I was watching but it's

09:56:56.140 --> 09:56:59.140
It's because of the right games time machine, bro.

09:56:59.140 --> 09:57:03.980
You're telling me there's a riot games time machine like, like, no, no, no, seriously.

09:57:03.980 --> 09:57:04.980
Like,

09:57:04.980 --> 09:57:06.980
What does it fucking mean?

09:57:06.980 --> 09:57:08.980
I'll tell you guys.

09:57:08.980 --> 09:57:13.180
No, I will go like, let me put this in, let me put this in Rainbow Six Siege terms.

09:57:13.180 --> 09:57:18.900
Yo, Jixie, this guy plays doc every game goes quadruple negative every single game, locks

09:57:18.900 --> 09:57:22.300
an ash in those 30 kills and never ever played ash.

09:57:22.300 --> 09:57:27.900
It's the first game in eight hours, and it's against you is he smurfing or didn't get

09:57:29.500 --> 09:57:31.500
Time machine

09:57:36.300 --> 09:57:42.460
Listen, listen, I know I guys I know I sound crazy, but please listen to me

09:57:42.460 --> 09:57:48.500
Please listen because the thing is that if you've been playing League of Legends for years, you know, this is true

09:57:48.500 --> 09:57:55.020
Sometimes there's going to be a 99% rate smurf that gets on your team and he randomly first time something and ends

09:57:55.020 --> 09:58:00.140
Other times there's going to be a 30% iron player that's going to randomly first time something and 1v9

09:58:00.140 --> 09:58:04.220
It is not a smurf guys. I am telling you it is a ride games time machine

09:58:04.740 --> 09:58:10.220
Sometimes you're gonna have a guy that one tricks mouth fight. He only plays mouth fight on your team for no reason

09:58:10.540 --> 09:58:16.020
Everyone four games in a row. He's gonna first time just on the top. It literally happens

09:58:16.020 --> 09:58:18.020
Riot Games has a time machine.

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You're telling me there's a god damn time machine, bro.

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Like, Jynxy, Jynxy.

09:58:22.020 --> 09:58:25.020
You want me to buy into this, like, because I'll buy into it.

09:58:25.020 --> 09:58:27.020
I mean, but you really want me to buy into it.

09:58:27.020 --> 09:58:28.020
Yes, Jynxy.

09:58:28.020 --> 09:58:29.020
There's a time machine.

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Jynxy, on my life, on my life, on my life, there's a Riot Games time machine.

09:58:33.020 --> 09:58:34.020
I swear to God.

09:58:34.020 --> 09:58:36.020
Like, I'm not making this shit up.

09:58:36.020 --> 09:58:37.020
I swear to you.

09:58:37.020 --> 09:58:43.020
They have a time machine where they're able to literally predict and know when players

09:58:43.020 --> 09:58:48.140
first time and int and do all this shit and then they get on your team. Like Jinxi, you're gonna

09:58:48.140 --> 09:58:56.940
have a guy on a 10 game win streak. He's a 99.9% rate smurf. He only plays atrox top on your team

09:58:56.940 --> 09:59:03.500
for no reason. He is gonna first time something and int. It is the right games time machine.

09:59:03.500 --> 09:59:09.580
I promise you bro. It's literally not even a joke. Everybody that plays League of Legends can

09:59:09.580 --> 09:59:12.460
Like a vouch for this. I swear to God.

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All right, bro, but also the time machine,

09:59:18.220 --> 09:59:22.100
but also the time I don't know what this like, Muda, if we like, bro,

09:59:22.420 --> 09:59:26.660
Muda, I want to keep playing with you, but we just keep having 0 and 10 laners.

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Like, I don't even find like we don't even have a chance to win.

09:59:32.180 --> 09:59:36.060
Okay. Can I tell you guys how do I get to level 29?

09:59:36.060 --> 09:59:46.060
I want to listen to me because I think right now there is a chance for you guys to do and

09:59:46.060 --> 09:59:47.060
win.

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I think there is, but it would require Muda doing something that he's never done before.

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Please get off, Yohan.

09:59:52.500 --> 09:59:53.500
Please, Muda.

09:59:53.500 --> 09:59:56.900
No, that's not what I was going to say, actually.

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What I was going to say is Muda needs to switch from mid to top because the problem with midline

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is that everybody goes mid.

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So even when Muda manages to win his lane or whatever the fuck, he's just going to play against a cocksucker mage that wave clears the wave and doesn't allow him to kill many ways.

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And because Muda doesn't have in-depth understanding on how to solo kill all these matchups, he would unironically be better off going top lane where he could just drop 20 kills a game every single game and win.

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Do you understand?

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So, top lane is easier for Muda. It's easier for him.

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Top lane, listen, top lane is a much more mechanical role.

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It doesn't require you to do anything except just brute force and me top laner down.

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So unironically, yes, Muda can play Akali or Jung top lane and he, like, listen, he

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has no excuse because top lane champs fight to the death.

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So as long as he plays well, he can just stomp 20 kills a game.

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It's like he's going to be the 25 kill Garen, do you understand?

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I get it but like what do we do about the fucking time machine like we've got an

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instant every game like I'm gonna play duos but I can't play duos so what the fuck no

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no you listen to me when I play solo off-stream my team is competent human

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beings no one's ever overnight that doesn't even happen I do over the mood up

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My top and bot lanes combined KD is 5 and 60 in three games.

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I can't gank top because the enemy top is level 30.

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I can't take bot because the enemy's motor is level 36.

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What the fuck do I gank?

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What?

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I have the highest CS in lobby every game.

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I'm putting my heart into this shit.

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What do I do about the time machine?

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Please help! Please stop that! Help!

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I'm going to help you listen to me.

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The time machine is a spiritual concept.

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So the only way that we can actually, I'll play the time machine,

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is if we pretend to have sex with it in its mouth while we queue up.

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I'll do it right now. I'll do it right now.

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Yes, so let me explain it, okay? Let me explain it.

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I'm going to turn on my camera for a second so you guys can see

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What you're gonna have to do, okay?

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Jamesy, do you see my screen?

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Yeah, you're full cam, yeah.

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So, the only way to output the time machine, listen to me.

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The time machine's virtual concept, if we want to play it, we all have to sit there and channel our energy together to fuck it away from giving us shit teams.

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So what you're gonna do is you're gonna put your hands like this, right?

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Everyone like this?

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And now, now, now!

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He's doing it, he's doing it.

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And then while we're chewing we're gonna have to like have our eyes roll in the back of our head

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And then just start fucking the air does that make sense?

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Okay, good now chew up

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Okay guys keep going keep going so now listen we need to start chanting okay listen everyone repeat after me

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Okay, now keep repeating it time machine time machine go away

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Okay, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you. Why the fuck why the fuck are you man? I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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Who know why are you man? Why the fuck are you man? Why the fuck are you man? Okay?

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I'll ask Garen here, I'll ask him to the top left.

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No, no, Muda, stop!

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You cannot ask him for top.

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If you ask him for top, the ritual falls apart

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because the ritual relied on us making sure that we got the lobby we got.

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So even though you're mid lane, this is your chance to perform.

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Do you understand?

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Yes, I agree coach, I agree.

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Muda, I understand.

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Can I get my coach in here bro?

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Wait, should we do a jing-si? Two challenger coaches.

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Yes, that says, watch me like a hawk, humza, watch Muda like a hawk.

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Okay, let's do it.

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If we lose again, I'm gonna kill myself!

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Okay.

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I'm gonna kill myself!

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In game, in game.

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I'm not a humza.

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In game, I'm gonna go for it.

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Okay, let's do it, let's do it.

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Okay, so this is what I think we're gonna have to do.

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I'll wait until Humza's in the call, and then we'll be able to actually do it.

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Also guys, just so you're aware, every time before Faker goes into Worlds Finals, he does

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the ritual.

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Does he do that?

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On God.

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Moira get him to join now!

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I added him, I added him on Discord, I added him on Discord.

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Okay, so listen this we're gonna do Hums

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James, Muda, share your screen.

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So Hums, how it's going to work is I'm going to coach Jensi at the same time as you coach

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Muda.

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Even if we talk over each other, it's going to be able to allow them to learn multitasking.

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Do you understand?

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At the same time.

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So when you're speaking, I speak too.

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Well, if you have something to say, but it's like we need to talk over each other because

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there's a lot of information.

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I'm sorry. They're not gonna listen to what the fuck we're saying. Listen to me. Muda is a disaster of a player

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He's a lighting trainwreck on fire and you need to fix it. Okay. No, no

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He's a positive on going in 10 hours. You need to play. No, he's good. No, he's good. I swear

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Never like you a jingsy jingsy is the opponent of Kim Jong-un in North Korea

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He does not suck.

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Dante's going to be going, I watched that game.

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No, no, no, your coach, he was grieving my students.

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Hums, Hums, you're a straight setting base for five minutes.

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No, no, no, you're not going to be one in here.

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I'm here now.

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Moodle was playing good against that Zin Zhao.

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You thought he was a better number one.

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Yeah, and he was.

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No way.

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That worked.

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Can you see my screen, guys?

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Can you see my screen?

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Oh, yes, I can see your screen.

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Okay, Moodle, listen, Moodle, listen.

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You're against it.

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Okay, I don't have that I don't know what to do, but I don't have that

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BAAAAH!

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If you're getting sniped Liana, that's dead of you.

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No no no, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry.

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Okay, we'll get it.

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Listen, no no.

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Calm down...

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Oh my gosh.

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Dammit!

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Okay.

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The knife didn't ever end!

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Mota, listen.

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You've been q3 positive all the time.

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Don't fucking laugh!

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Hans, this is serious!

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Hans, don't fucking laughing!

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This is serious!

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Bro!

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Oh my god, Jamesy, Jamesy.

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I'm not like y'all were stimulating me.

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Jamesy, why did you level W?

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Shut up!

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cuz I'm overstimulating because I'm doesn't have a delay in the oldest

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typing and all that about who's got him so I know the other stream sniping and

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he's probably a spur and I want to die okay no mood up that was dog shit okay

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wait wait that's why here's no flash okay jakey mid lane does not have any

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flash my student doesn't gang before the full clear it's his fucking resources

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Yes, dude, he's a gank mid, they're middle of the house, no-

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Oh, no, no!

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Dude, I can fend for himself!

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Jynxie, you fucking folk here!

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Don't allow anybody to tell you I can fend for him!

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I think it's just the worst idea we could have done!

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Mora, Mora, Lysa, Lysa, brother Lysa, stop hitting the way-

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Don't get, Jynxie, I'll beat the shit out of you if you can't.

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No, I'm looking, Jynxie, I'm looking at you, bro.

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Mora, Mora, get Q3, get Q3, you can all get in, you have no flash, okay?

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So, Jynxie, do not flash on him, just look for Q3 outside of the way.

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Jinxie, what we're gonna need, you're gonna folk here.

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After the folk here, we're gonna have to look on the barcrop, okay?

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Don't just do it from far away in Narnia.

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Walk up.

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Don't be afraid, like, if you guys are talking at the same time, it's fine.

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I'm only listening to Don't Test and you're just listening to Don't Test.

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Okay, gotcha, gotcha.

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Alright, perfect.

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Okay, so Jinxie, what are you gonna do?

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You're gonna have to play for the box.

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After the box, you need to look on the blue into Gromp.

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Blue Gromp, and then afterwards, you're gonna play on the barcrop.

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Hit the wave, don't be scared.

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Let's do nothing.

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Yep, keep kiting, you're doing good.

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Now Jinxie, don't forget to W auto reset.

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You need to crash it.

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This is good, this is good.

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Okay, don't hit it.

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Do not hit it.

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No, Jinxie.

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Jinxie, don't put the gromp and then start.

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Jinxie, get the gromp and then start droning mid and bot.

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We need to see if there's a good play going on.

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No, no, there's nothing missing, there's nothing in right now.

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Jinxie!

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Stop fucking laughing!

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And you laugh again, I'm gonna kill you!

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Alright, so now Jinxie, play for the gromp.

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After the gromp, you need to work on the barred crab.

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No

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Okay, let's see if mooters winning mine, let's see if promise is doing a job. He's winning. He's winning. Don't worry. He's winning

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Okay, it's a dream drunk bud drunk bud. Jinxie there could be a bug gang. No, no, okay

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So, no, okay now

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Jinxie walk it jinxie walk med walk med look for double crab

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and the

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Jinsi Jinsi get that get the cannon

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Jinsi the cannon

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Don't make it

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What are you doing Jinsi?

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What is this?

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What are you doing?

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Why are you in my way?

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You fucking motherfucker fuck you

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I don't want to see you

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I am the best of you

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I am the best of you

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My life is important to you

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How do I report this motherfucker?

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How do I report this motherfucker?

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It's father f**ker!

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I'm the only one who thinks I'm father f**ker!

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You should've waited! Press time for the warning! Press time for the warning!

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We're gonna do now, Jinxie, as you're gonna look for this, I'll give our full clear on it.

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This is good. Now don't forget to use the key!

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Stop thinking the way! This is bad!

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Team staffs are causing!

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Yo, yo, Hunza, Hunza, I'm gonna be honest, if you're such a bad coach that Jinxie kicking three minions ruins your student's sight, then you gotta do a better job, bro.

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You lost all my 3s, you sufferin'!

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Aslan 101 he has no reason to get to no flash vagar

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Walk up and he can all in now. He can't do that. Hums listen to me. He is my vessel bro

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He needs those resources. He's gonna carry this shit

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Listen to me like a fool out there. No, no listen. It's good. You motherfucker. You motherfucker

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Okay, so my

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Listen, Jinx said you're welcome.

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Tom, you're welcome.

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You're welcome.

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Say sorry.

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I'm reporting.

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Motherfucker.

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You're welcome.

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I'm reporting.

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Because I need the gold so I can carry in about 10 minutes.

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Exactly.

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Yes.

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So now what are we going to do?

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Jinx, play.

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After you play for the wolves, you're going to look for the gromp.

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Okay?

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Okay.

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Good, good, good.

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So Jinx, I wanted to listen to this.

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It's not up for another minute.

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There's a pro player named Chovy that steals all the jungler's camps.

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You're like the reverse Chovy.

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You're the jungle that takes his winners minions does that make sense? Yeah, no, no, JC. Stop listening to that

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Okay, so now JC smite the grump. Yes always take the waves your team is useless and you need to carry

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Okay, we'll keep this here. We can play for JC gate. Okay, so now after this get the crab

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Move up rotate your crab. Hums get motivated rotate the crab

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Bro, yes, I need that command. I said move up. Do not rotate. Do not rotate. Okay, JC

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If your team doesn't help you on crab then you help him push out midway cuz obviously needs help with the priority

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Okay, so now Jynxy jump in okay, those are a lot of juicy minions

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Okay

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This is good

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This is good. This is good because now Jinxie

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Listen to me. You're in such a better state. No cracking sir. Cracking sir. So now Jinxie don't forget

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You're super ahead of the Warwick now. You have all the resources

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Because your mid laner is getting you some of those

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I'm gonna drag you somewhere

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Yes, yes talk to my fucker

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No, go right, go right

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Take his red buff now

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Okay, Jengzee, Jengzee

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You might have to smite your red buff

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Because Muda might try creeping you Jengzee

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Wait, you just smite?

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He has smite, he has smite

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Okay, so now Jengzee

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Because Hums was telling Muda to steal your red buff

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We're gonna want to get Muda's cannon soon

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Because so far we've only gotten his casterman in

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He's gots in his casters minions, do you understand?

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Yes, yes.

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No freeze double, no freeze double, just put it in.

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Okay.

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So, so now, ironically, the reason why this is good is because we're forcing Huns to

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do good coaching, because now Huns is not freezing anymore, so we ask priority.

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So this is good.

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We're forcing our teammates to actually play the game properly.

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Got it.

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Get the turret, get the turret.

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Our lane is roaming now.

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Okay.

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No, no, there's no point in eating like that, because he's top, but you get the wave.

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You can get the wave as well.

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True, true.

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Your lane is wrong you have to look just do something okay, so now Jinxie you're gonna want to go for the Raptors after Raptors boss

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I fear and then dragon

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Alright, this is good. No, no Jinxie look at what's happening mid lane. You've cultivated your mid laner's brain

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Yeah, I should give you priority. Oh, you know go go for wolves. This is good. See Jinxie now your mid laner can always move

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So you see that? You're CS-smogging your midlaner. That's why I need to take his resources because you can't even farm right?

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I can't move a U.S.A. ahead, brother. Don't worry. You're still ahead.

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Jynxy, Jynxy, do you hear my voice, you motherfucker?

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I'm gonna make sure you get bad!

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You got it. It cuts large, right?

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It cuts large, right?

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Listen, listen. Jynxy, it's not bannable to make your team win the game by taking their resources.

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It was- it belongs to you, bro.

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I know.

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You don't even know what these waves-

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Exactly, so now Jinxie look I want you to understand that you're literally like you're literally like the game boss

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You just dictated the state of the game. I know everybody is playing by your conditions

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Yeah, you are the final boss right now. Do you understand that? Yes?

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Exactly, so now get get the crowd and not forget the dragon mood. I if you don't rotate to the dragon

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Jinx is gonna steal your way. This is fine. Thank you. I will steal your way

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No, no, go Jynxy, we're gonna hold Moodus waves cross-stages.

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Ooooo, gotta be quick, gotta be quick.

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Okay, so now Jynxy, after you finish this dragon, we're gonna want to look for another

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placing, okay?

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So just a dragon?

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Okay, I'm gonna need to hub over mid.

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Hub over mid.

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I'm gonna need to look for an E over the wall.

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Hub for E over the wall on the big arm.

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What the fuck was that?

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Keep hitting, this is good, this is good.

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Okay, so now Jensy, I want you to, oh no.

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Okay nice, nice, nice.

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So now you're gonna back off recall.

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We don't wanna take our mid laner's wave

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because we wanna stalk home's syndrome him

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and to actually play for us.

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So whenever he does good, he earns his wave.

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But when he does-

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You're a dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog!

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Muda, muda, muda.

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Muda, muda, muda, muda, muda, muda, muda, muda, muda, muda, muda.

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Run it, run it, run it.

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You might have, you might have asked.

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I did not teach him that one-eyed it is not I should I did you that mood it into mood it into no yep

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So so listen hums that's a reason hum hums that's the reason why Jinx he needs mood as yes

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Do you understand now? Yeah, no

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You guys made him lose CS that he just wanted to go in because he's homies. No, no hums. That's not

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Bullshit gameplay, you know it was bad

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You know what my student right there

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So you know what this is going to do?

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Jinxy! Jinxy, we need to mentally manipulate Mooden so playing better.

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So, after these wrappers take his midway, he's gonna learn that if he ever dies, he doesn't get any waves.

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Do you understand?

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Yes, yes.

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Yes! Exactly, good.

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So now take the midway.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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He needs this wave! Wait, Jinxy!

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Let's watch, we need to work as a team!

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Jinxy, take it!

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He needs the wave!

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Perfect, this is good.

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This is exactly what we need right now.

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He's your team, Jinxy!

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Alright, there you go.

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No, no!

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I'm gonna die next time in the way that yours, you inferior player!

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To be honest, Muta, you deserve that.

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Exactly. See?

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Jinxie, that's two challenges of care, saying that you did the right thing.

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Boom.

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If you did it to four people, I don't know how to fuck you just did that.

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I don't know why you did that.

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Okay, so now this is what we're gonna have to do, okay?

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Jinxie, I want to take the grump.

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After the grump, we're gonna look.

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Muta, you have one chance. I'll shoot the vagar.

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Look for a trade. He's playing very safe.

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very safe you want to play aggressive oh okay yep yep yep so now uh jing see get out of

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my ear bro please I should like so shit today coach what the fuck are you saying

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so now jing see jing see jing see let the car let him walk into the turret how well your day

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eq me's on your turret like okay no he was outside the turret you want to see the tires

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hums are you walking hums does your student deserve this next midway yes or no he deserves it he

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You get punished a lot

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Jhin see there's a cannon

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Get the cannon and get out

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Okay that's fine

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Run top, run top, run top

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Well no, go to that fight

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This is free

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Fight for yourself

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Now you can go, now you can go

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Go, go, go, go, look top

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Okay

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You gotta run, you gotta run

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Flashway, flashway, flashway

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You can ult, ult

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Oh

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What are you dog shit, bitch? Why were you so late to the fight? Why were you late?

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God I hate you. I hate you so fucking much. We're not we can't win a game because you're useless

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He had to take a turn plate

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I was not my client for-

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You were taking my fucking waves, you psychotic muckers.

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Okay, no, so, GenC, GenC, GenC, I want you to understand, I want you to understand how greedy Muda is.

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I can't hear you over all the CS. I can't hear you over all the CS.

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Yeah, exactly, yeah, I can't hear you over all the CS.

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GenC, GenC, GenC, GenC, GenC.

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I have to find- GenC, don't let them gas on your dad for-

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Your midlaner is up 20 CS and he's crying because he doesn't have more.

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more listen to how greedy mood is even though he's got 20 farms he wants to be

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up more that's why you you deserve to take more this yes if he's gonna be

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greedy you're gonna teach him to be humble got it that makes sense yes sir I

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am your best if he walks up with your coach he's challenge during your iron

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Shut the fuck up. Yeah

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Okay, so now so now Jamesy you're gonna play for the the Raptors and finish your bot side clear second dragon is coming up

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If Muda doesn't rotate, what do we do to his way?

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Hey, Hums he better rotate or else that way is gonna be Jamesy's

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All right, good it good. That's the thing. It's like there you go

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okay so now listen you're going wolves into blue then grump then after we're

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gonna want to play on the job on Raptors oh you're not bored never mind just

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okay just try to try to uh show this way fast look for dragon food okay but

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you're gonna both soon I think get this way they have work all right this is good

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don't miss go we're not miss a goal no hums so help me god it's mood of fucking

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recalls with ten seconds before dragon he loses three waves call me call me call me

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No, no

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fucking die jc fucking here okay jinxie jinxie i want you to walk mid so i

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the way is canon then go dragon after no no no i can't look at warwick look at

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warwick okay okay okay all right you gotta crash away

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muda you gotta crash it first any help anybody else

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cook muda muda yeah what the fuck what the fuck

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what up where are you where are you uh jinxie right after walk up the warwick

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Flash way, flash way, flash way, W.

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E, E, E, Ignite, Ignite, Ignite.

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Down, there you go.

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There you go.

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Y'all just E. You just E. You just E.

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You want damage.

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I just killed two.

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I just killed two.

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That was not bad. Look, your team is going to clean up here.

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Hold up.

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Yes, team. Yes.

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There you go.

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Okay, nice.

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Yeah

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Jingsy go to your crugs

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I want you to understand that none of this would have been possible if Muda got all his mid lanes

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Yes, those are her before we need to force him to be a carnivore for gonna win these games

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Listen in team fights like that. You want to rotate faster, but also don't hit their support

10:23:21.080 --> 10:23:24.000
You can hit that war again. He wants to save them. Okay

10:23:24.000 --> 10:23:29.140
So now Jinxie get the the quads and after quads are you saying if he would have fought warwick

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I'd be alive right now. Yep. If you roll

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You'll be iron forever

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Okay, so now James don't be broad motherfucker. Yeah

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You'll get diamond in a month. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, and then I'll land on the fucking moon

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Okay, so now listen Jinxie go for the Harold Mooda if you don't rotate

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If you don't rotate your game, I'm gonna end your game.

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If you rotate your game, I'm gonna end your fucking game.

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I'm gonna end your game.

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If you don't want to go, yep, you better go.

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You're gonna get these things done.

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You ugly motherfucker!

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Shut up!

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I'm gunning.

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If you don't like playing games, you gotta listen at that point.

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Cause he has a smite button.

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Come here, come here, come here.

10:24:08.840 --> 10:24:10.840
I don't eat your fucking game.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Let's make this a one for one trade.

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Can you drop the hell mid after?

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Hums Hums before we say anything. I want to say that it's pretty disgusting the way that you're that your suit and is acting

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You should spank him as punishment. I'm gonna hear a man. I'm gonna hear a man. I'm gonna hear a man

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He is being disobedient. Yes, so Hums starts spanking him. He deserves it

10:24:33.000 --> 10:24:35.000
I won't I won't

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He's doing fine, but he's just listen just listen to that mood up listen to Jinsen. He wants to make fun of play

10:24:42.560 --> 10:24:44.560
You have to look can I kill this guy?

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So listen, uh, Jinxie, you're gonna go Gromp after this, and then we're gonna either steal

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mid wave or we're gonna go bot.

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Okay, got it.

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Okay.

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Gromp, he can kill you man.

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I doubt that's your evil and I love it, Gromp.

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Let's go.

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Bro, it's not evil, bro.

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It's unnecessary.

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I doubt this.

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What do you think?

10:25:04.600 --> 10:25:05.600
What do you think?

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What do you think?

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Go on the misfortune.

10:25:07.600 --> 10:25:08.600
You're gonna want to ult on the misfortune.

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Oh!

10:25:09.600 --> 10:25:10.600
Okay, the Gromp.

10:25:10.600 --> 10:25:11.600
Nice!

10:25:11.600 --> 10:25:12.600
Nice!

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Very good!

10:25:13.600 --> 10:25:14.600
Very good!

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Nice!

10:25:15.600 --> 10:25:16.600
Nice!

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back off back off very good right now you're gonna have to run away run away

10:25:22.440 --> 10:25:25.880
run away the warwick is coming the work is coming so now you're just going to

10:25:25.880 --> 10:25:32.080
recall yeah so just recall go for a red buff your teammates are you push my

10:25:32.080 --> 10:25:38.640
top no push minute and look for rotations wait that's did he teach him

10:25:38.640 --> 10:25:43.400
invading JC yeah he knows how to do everything bro

10:25:43.400 --> 10:25:47.400
My student has Pio now, he has Plomo Pio, let's look for some aggressive players.

10:25:47.400 --> 10:25:52.400
So Jinxie, what you're going to do now is you're going to go red and then you're going to enter the enemy jungle, okay?

10:25:52.400 --> 10:25:54.400
Now Jinxie, what that means?

10:25:54.400 --> 10:26:00.400
So Jinxie, while you're walking to their jungle, I want you to close your eyes and fantasize about fucking the enemy jungle and the throat.

10:26:00.400 --> 10:26:07.400
So you're going to put both your hands on top of your public area and start thrusting now for the next 5 seconds.

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Ahhhh!

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Okay, so now Jinxie, now look on the wrappers.

10:26:12.400 --> 10:26:14.700
with these they would be just overextending they didn't look for a

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flank on you wait wait you might have to help him here

10:26:17.560 --> 10:26:20.160
my student is dead he overextended

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fuck mood up fuck mood up just put your

10:26:22.340 --> 10:26:25.480
mood you're over extending I said stay with your jungler you're not listening

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let's see

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I'm so fucking worthless you're so fucking worthless

10:26:28.760 --> 10:26:31.960
I'm gonna use your fucking worthless instant piece of shit

10:26:31.960 --> 10:26:32.960
jinxie

10:26:32.960 --> 10:26:35.960
I don't want to catch a fucking flight to Canada

10:26:35.960 --> 10:26:37.960
and beat the shit out of you

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Yep, good alt.

10:27:38.960 --> 10:27:39.960
You kill Mood up, take kill.

10:27:40.960 --> 10:27:42.960
Jinxy, you know how Mood up got the kill. He's fucking real fast.

10:27:43.960 --> 10:27:44.960
Niiiiiiiice!

10:27:46.960 --> 10:27:48.960
Take his wave 2, take his wave 2! Now take the next wave!

10:27:48.960 --> 10:27:50.960
Jinxy, take the next wave!

10:27:50.960 --> 10:27:52.960
Jinxy, take the next wave, then take the dragon.

10:27:53.960 --> 10:27:55.960
Mood up doesn't deserve shit, he tried casting you.

10:27:55.960 --> 10:27:56.960
So Mood up!

10:27:56.960 --> 10:27:59.960
Yes, Mood up! Mood up solo dragon while Jinxy farm his bar.

10:27:59.960 --> 10:28:01.960
Mood up, do dragon now.

10:28:01.960 --> 10:28:03.960
Push away man, push away man, don't, don't, don't land taken.

10:28:03.960 --> 10:28:04.960
Push away, yeah.

10:28:04.960 --> 10:28:10.460
Yep, okay, so now you have to do everything up now. Go dragon. Yep. This is good

10:28:10.460 --> 10:28:14.560
You could look good. Go drag it right into your game drag it right into your game drag it right into your game

10:28:14.560 --> 10:28:18.840
Drag it right into your game. He doesn't you don't need it. You don't need it. Push the way no more

10:28:18.840 --> 10:28:20.840
You play for yourself here

10:28:22.480 --> 10:28:24.480
No, because you see them all on the map

10:28:25.600 --> 10:28:27.600
Okay, so now recall this is good

10:28:30.720 --> 10:28:32.720
Why are you flashing?

10:28:34.960 --> 10:28:39.960
Okay, GenC, going on this, Q?

10:28:39.960 --> 10:28:41.960
Oh no, you have AIDS.

10:28:41.960 --> 10:28:43.960
What the fuck was that?

10:28:43.960 --> 10:28:44.960
Yes!

10:28:44.960 --> 10:28:46.960
Alright, perfect.

10:28:46.960 --> 10:28:47.960
Perfectly.

10:28:47.960 --> 10:28:48.960
Stole that.

10:28:48.960 --> 10:28:49.960
Alright, now what do I get?

10:28:49.960 --> 10:28:54.960
So GenC, wait, before you buy anything, I wanted to understand the difference in player between you and Muda.

10:28:54.960 --> 10:28:58.960
I'm sitting here calling you God's gift to this earth because of how amazing you are.

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And then Hums is telling Muda that he has cancer.

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Think about it, guys.

10:29:02.960 --> 10:29:06.800
I said he has aids, I said he has aids, he just flashed in place for nobody, I don't know

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Jynxy, Jynxy, now let Muta know that you're reveling in your superiority

10:29:12.700 --> 10:29:13.980
Talk down to him!

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Muta, we both have challenger coaches, but you're flashing in place while I'm winning us the game

10:29:17.740 --> 10:29:19.340
I have flashed, I have killed you

10:29:19.340 --> 10:29:21.480
Yo wait, try my, Muta has more KB though

10:29:21.480 --> 10:29:23.400
I have more KB, I have more KB

10:29:23.400 --> 10:29:26.900
Okay, but Muta can farm for shit, Jynxy's out farming him, he's close

10:29:26.900 --> 10:29:28.400
Muta, Muta got creeped, I got creeped

10:29:28.400 --> 10:29:30.900
Okay, so now Barthas stillcaps, I stillcaps

10:29:30.900 --> 10:29:49.860
I'm coming. Okay, what you're going to do is keep hitting the Baron. If you have to shoot

10:29:49.860 --> 10:29:53.420
three up, try to hold it in case somebody tries to come. Hey, no, just hit it, Jinx.

10:29:53.420 --> 10:30:03.340
just hit it. Ping it, ping it, ping it. Ping assistance now. Nice, this is good. Keep hitting it. This is

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good. Number 1400. Then after you're going to want to play on the Scuttle Crab.

10:30:13.420 --> 10:30:16.220
I'm going to save my Smite. I'm going to try the Scuttle and take you to get something out of you.

10:30:16.220 --> 10:30:20.540
There you go. Out of here. This is good. You are reset now. Go, go, go, B, go, B, go, B and go

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bot lane apply pressure on bot lane okay okay yeah take everything now you're

10:30:27.260 --> 10:30:36.260
gonna play bot lane let your team is play top yes 3-1-1 or 4-0-1 okay yeah no

10:30:36.260 --> 10:30:43.380
no don't recall go top go top after the ground top kill this guy this is free

10:30:43.380 --> 10:30:49.500
nice take away take away remember if you're

10:30:49.500 --> 10:30:53.260
They get to kill you deserve the weight okay now hit the turret hit the turret hit the turret

10:30:53.260 --> 10:30:57.140
So I bring two people for you, okay, but you can fight

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You're gonna try to run away try to run away

10:31:03.220 --> 10:31:05.220
You

10:31:06.260 --> 10:31:10.980
Don't be scared so Jinxie open up your shop you're gonna want to buy that's Dan says your next item

10:31:10.980 --> 10:31:18.060
I can't hear you over that 60 CS difference. You are so ass

10:31:24.900 --> 10:31:29.660
Well, the only thing mood is scaling into us the next game where he'll be able to give James even more waves

10:31:29.660 --> 10:31:42.240
leaves. No, you're good. You're going to talk about folk and I'm playing the dragon.

10:31:42.240 --> 10:31:53.260
Dragon is going to be up. Okay. Now, Jamesy, what are you and every game that you play?

10:31:53.260 --> 10:31:55.260
Wait

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You're the main character, bro

10:31:57.120 --> 10:32:01.740
So the main character needs to get all the resources so if Muda's ever getting too many resources

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We need to make sure that he spreads the fucking wealth am I right?

10:32:10.720 --> 10:32:12.860
The drugs finish the folk there

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push push push push push careful they're coming they're coming they're coming

10:32:16.220 --> 10:32:19.100
but it's all really walk up walk up don't be scared

10:32:19.100 --> 10:32:23.620
we're gonna win we're gonna win yeah you are so now Jin see right now

10:32:23.620 --> 10:32:29.980
Luda is like the peasants turning the the the the real and getting you all

10:32:29.980 --> 10:32:33.700
the forward so how do we congratulate our peasants when they make us wealthy

10:32:33.700 --> 10:32:40.100
yeah keep pushing keep pushing yeah you're you're really strong yeah three

10:32:40.100 --> 10:32:46.700
players here don't be there just mention pussy okay so Jing see over the

10:32:46.700 --> 10:32:49.700
rest of our side and then afterwards you can all look out in the cabin to the

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dragon

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come on come on no no don't listen to him you need your fucking jungle camps

10:33:02.740 --> 10:33:04.740
My car is on fire!

10:33:04.740 --> 10:33:06.740
No, my car is on fire!

10:33:06.740 --> 10:33:08.740
The game is already ending, you're so hitting the ball!

10:33:08.740 --> 10:33:10.740
The game is only one!

10:33:10.740 --> 10:33:12.740
Imagine if the game couldn't be ended, now Gromp is on fire!

10:33:12.740 --> 10:33:14.740
The game is ending!

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Easy as fuck!

10:33:16.740 --> 10:33:18.740
Listen Moira, listen Moira,

10:33:18.740 --> 10:33:20.740
he said I told you to stay bot, it's because you could end!

10:33:20.740 --> 10:33:22.740
Yes, and we won that game!

10:33:22.740 --> 10:33:24.740
You're not a pussy!

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We won that game because of me!

10:33:26.740 --> 10:33:28.740
Exactly!

10:33:28.740 --> 10:33:30.740
What'd you say?

10:33:30.740 --> 10:33:32.740
But, JX, you just 7k damage.

10:33:32.740 --> 10:33:33.740
Wait, wait, wait.

10:33:33.740 --> 10:33:34.740
Hold on, guys.

10:33:34.740 --> 10:33:35.740
Everyone stop.

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Damage.

10:33:36.740 --> 10:33:37.740
Mooda.

10:33:37.740 --> 10:33:38.740
Mooda.

10:33:38.740 --> 10:33:40.740
You're already in the game.

10:33:40.740 --> 10:33:41.740
Mooda.

10:33:41.740 --> 10:33:42.740
Mooda.

10:33:42.740 --> 10:33:43.740
Mooda.

10:33:43.740 --> 10:33:46.740
I want you to read out the Garen's username.

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Dead girl won't say.

10:33:48.740 --> 10:33:50.740
Alright, report Garen.

10:33:50.740 --> 10:33:52.740
You guys don't have to report that guy.

10:33:52.740 --> 10:33:55.740
I'm not going to lie.

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Jesus.

10:33:56.740 --> 10:33:58.740
Alright, funny.

10:33:58.740 --> 10:34:01.740
Why would I try to add him?

10:34:01.740 --> 10:34:03.740
211, beat him.

10:34:03.740 --> 10:34:04.740
211, beat him.

10:34:04.740 --> 10:34:08.980
Yo, all I'm going to say is listen, Muda, you did really good at making sure that your

10:34:08.980 --> 10:34:12.220
waves were nice and toasty for Jinxie when he made his way with lane.

10:34:12.220 --> 10:34:13.220
So good shit for that.

10:34:13.220 --> 10:34:16.020
Muda, you have to learn how to last hit.

10:34:16.020 --> 10:34:18.020
Use your Q to last hit.

10:34:18.020 --> 10:34:20.020
You do damage damage.

10:34:20.020 --> 10:34:22.340
So what do you think about this?

10:34:22.340 --> 10:34:27.140
Things I've learned today, things I've learned today, never being a call with Jinxie and

10:34:27.140 --> 10:34:31.940
Don't just alone you will end up your pants down and getting killed by both sides

10:34:33.860 --> 10:34:35.860
Second of all

10:34:36.740 --> 10:34:43.220
Buy a fucking flight to florida and burn this motherfucker's pc down

10:34:43.860 --> 10:34:47.300
For taking my mid lane your cf time your cf

10:34:47.940 --> 10:34:49.940
Yo

10:34:50.180 --> 10:34:56.020
In your presence on this on summoner's rift i'm the greatest jungler you understand if you ever take the mid lane again

10:34:56.020 --> 10:35:01.460
ever ever ever again I am going to light your turtle crab on fire

10:35:01.460 --> 10:35:05.940
I'm gonna make something good for you. Yo. I won the entire game!

10:35:05.940 --> 10:35:08.980
It never spawned my mid first time you're crab.

10:35:08.980 --> 10:35:11.700
Muda just shut the fuck up for one second. Okay thank you.

10:35:11.700 --> 10:35:19.460
So Muda, I am not a human being. I am not a person. I don't have a heart or emotions.

10:35:19.460 --> 10:35:23.620
I have a piece of shit discussing League of Legends Master Yi player and I play

10:35:23.620 --> 10:35:30.620
I listen to anything my coach says, why are you my coach is a discussing piece of shit

10:35:30.620 --> 10:35:32.620
with which to hide his mic in the game.

10:35:32.620 --> 10:35:36.620
So if my discussing piece of shit coach who plays 25 hours a day, got challenger, needs

10:35:36.620 --> 10:35:38.620
time for me to take your weight, I'm going to take your fucking weight.

10:35:38.620 --> 10:35:41.620
You can go fuck yourself and I am his vessel.

10:35:41.620 --> 10:35:43.620
Okay, Mora, now this is where you listen to your coach.

10:35:43.620 --> 10:35:44.620
That's fast.

10:35:44.620 --> 10:35:47.620
If your jungler takes your weight, you follow him for the rest of the game and his jungler

10:35:47.620 --> 10:35:49.620
can't just try to last it every day.

10:35:49.620 --> 10:35:52.620
Okay, so now, Janksy, Janksy, this is where I give you advice.

10:35:52.620 --> 10:35:54.620
he does that you contact julevin

10:35:54.620 --> 10:35:56.620
got it, got it, got it, got it

10:35:56.620 --> 10:35:58.620
alright

10:35:58.620 --> 10:36:00.620
julevin put it in the bottom

10:36:00.620 --> 10:36:02.620
he's abusing his power

10:36:02.620 --> 10:36:04.620
this guy is a celerain

10:36:04.620 --> 10:36:06.620
if he comes to your lane and smites it

10:36:06.620 --> 10:36:08.620
that's also banable, okay

10:36:08.620 --> 10:36:10.620
you just follow his camps

10:36:10.620 --> 10:36:12.620
mutha, all i'm gonna say is you must have not read the

10:36:12.620 --> 10:36:15.620
fine prince bro, when you queue up for a game with jingxi

10:36:15.620 --> 10:36:17.620
you agree to the fact that your minions

10:36:17.620 --> 10:36:19.620
belong to him, so if you don't like it bro

10:36:19.620 --> 10:36:21.620
all you gotta do is not queue up

10:36:21.620 --> 10:36:27.920
The second you press Q up you agree to those terms and conditions and standard rates definitely do apply

10:36:27.920 --> 10:36:33.420
So thanks for the cannon. What is the absolute fuck is wrong with you, too?

10:36:34.300 --> 10:36:36.300
But you guys are sick in the head

10:36:36.580 --> 10:36:40.500
Yeah, welcome to the car. I'm sick in the fucking head. Yeah

10:36:41.100 --> 10:36:43.280
We're here seven days a week from fucking five

10:36:44.580 --> 10:36:46.580
I'm hiding I'm hiding I'm hiding on stream

10:36:46.580 --> 10:36:52.260
I just I just I just read yeah 30 second delay. No, we don't need to hide

10:36:52.700 --> 10:36:58.060
So you need to hide in the high Christmas black hide. I'll hide it. Don't worry. Yo, also, uh, I'm actually serious

10:36:58.060 --> 10:37:01.580
You ever take my mid lane ever again? I swear to God. I'm following with all your what are you're gonna be there?

10:37:01.580 --> 10:37:07.140
Gonna be a second minion pet. Okay. Yo, yo, I'm gonna say is two lovins on speed dial. Good luck

10:37:07.140 --> 10:37:09.140
But now what's up?

10:37:09.300 --> 10:37:13.980
Again, you have to follow him. Okay. You have to do that. It's just you have to put your foot down

10:37:13.980 --> 10:37:18.360
Don't let them keep taking your way. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. This is where you turn the page

10:37:18.360 --> 10:37:23.220
I will like this entire game. Yeah, if you ever come in. Yeah, you understand me

10:37:23.300 --> 10:37:28.820
Do you understand me? No, I'm you know, I'm gonna say is if you do that clear

10:37:29.020 --> 10:37:33.920
Yeah, you even think about touching my red or blue ball. Fuck it. Don't take his way

10:37:33.920 --> 10:37:39.440
And don't take my way motherfucker. Do you want to see my fuck? I will give him to get on the phone

10:37:39.440 --> 10:37:44.880
Don't touch my fucking pants bro. I am I am

10:37:46.720 --> 10:37:51.520
Decompletion about that. Okay. That's what do you think daddy Warwick or ye? What do you think?

10:37:51.520 --> 10:37:55.820
I think we need to hit him with the Warwick special this game. Got it

10:37:56.640 --> 10:37:58.740
So now listen to you with your name. No, I

10:38:00.240 --> 10:38:05.380
Mean it doesn't matter. I was my doing a useless anyway. It doesn't matter. Yeah, I watch you're fucking talking to how you shit

10:38:05.380 --> 10:38:09.380
can player 7000 damage last game I think if I put my ball

10:38:16.380 --> 10:38:22.380
Yo, I think I've heard of iron players that are able to get more than 4 CS per minute, so I weren't you able to

10:38:26.380 --> 10:38:29.380
Okay, he could have done 14k fucking laps around the Walmart

10:38:29.380 --> 10:38:30.720
I don't give a f**k what he did.

10:38:30.720 --> 10:38:32.720
I said f**k the gate to 7k, men lie on the level of yourself.

10:38:32.720 --> 10:38:36.400
Dude, who got CS marked, Hums, if you get CS marked, you cannot say anything.

10:38:36.400 --> 10:38:37.400
But you got Damage marked.

10:38:37.400 --> 10:38:38.400
I got Damage marked.

10:38:38.400 --> 10:38:41.120
Yeah, but, okay, Hums, Hums, you know what it's like, bro?

10:38:41.120 --> 10:38:45.680
It's like imagine somebody's bragging, right, that they did the most damage in a war, but

10:38:45.680 --> 10:38:47.720
who's the one that wins the war, the king.

10:38:47.720 --> 10:38:49.520
Jinx sees the king of the lobby.

10:38:49.520 --> 10:38:53.960
If the peasants stole the damage for him, it just allows him to spend more time farming

10:38:53.960 --> 10:38:57.280
and acquiring resources while they do all the labor.

10:38:57.280 --> 10:39:00.280
I am the Kim Jong-un of League of Legends.

10:39:00.280 --> 10:39:03.280
For your Benjamin Netanyahu, the way you're still meant to play mid-lane.

10:39:03.280 --> 10:39:05.280
You fucking pussy.

10:39:05.280 --> 10:39:07.280
Stay the fuck away from my mid-lane.

10:39:10.280 --> 10:39:11.280
That was fun.

10:39:11.280 --> 10:39:12.280
That was fun.

10:39:14.280 --> 10:39:15.280
That's true.

10:39:15.280 --> 10:39:17.280
Wait, that's why he's just gonna take his waves, though.

10:39:18.280 --> 10:39:22.280
Dude, Huns, because what else is he supposed to do when his camps need to be respawned?

10:39:22.280 --> 10:39:25.280
His camps are up, his camps are up, so his farm is cares.

10:39:25.280 --> 10:39:30.860
No, I'm just, listen, if there's even five seconds of downtime on a jungle camp, Muda's cannon's gone.

10:39:30.860 --> 10:39:34.400
If there's three seconds of downtime, the castra minions are gone.

10:39:34.400 --> 10:39:36.700
Muda is a funnel for Jinxie.

10:39:36.700 --> 10:39:41.540
It's like Muda's existence serves to further Jinxie's golden victory.

10:39:41.540 --> 10:39:44.740
So why would he put him on Jony at that point? He might as well play fucking Dahlio.

10:39:44.740 --> 10:39:47.340
Okay, so ask him. Muda.

10:39:47.340 --> 10:39:52.580
No, he has an ego he doesn't listen so he has to stick on don't he's good on that shit

10:39:53.380 --> 10:39:58.500
So mood up, maybe if you weren't so self-centered and you're actually a team player for once

10:39:58.500 --> 10:40:02.720
You'd be able to walk in a chapter that could help the team from flying an airplane in your house

10:40:08.900 --> 10:40:10.900
Information to your fucking player

10:40:10.900 --> 10:40:12.900
Shut up!

10:40:12.900 --> 10:40:16.900
Hey, Muda, Muda, all I'm gonna say is, my client...

10:40:16.900 --> 10:40:18.900
No, wait, give me a sign.

10:40:18.900 --> 10:40:23.900
Muda, my student was able to have fun with the guy when they were new,

10:40:23.900 --> 10:40:26.900
even though she ignored the level of process.

10:40:26.900 --> 10:40:28.900
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.

10:40:28.900 --> 10:40:33.900
We're getting smurfed on by Garin, and instead of admitting to it that we're getting smurfed,

10:40:33.900 --> 10:40:39.900
this motherfucker says why he games with a fucking five-travel device.

10:40:39.900 --> 10:40:47.420
Okay, okay, if I was retarded then why did the ritual work you fucking moron

10:40:51.420 --> 10:40:55.120
Game it's cuz it's cuz the coach is here now he's performing

10:40:58.180 --> 10:41:00.180
Guys

10:41:03.700 --> 10:41:07.220
Yes, it does now machine time machine go away

10:41:07.220 --> 10:41:11.300
Time machine time machine go away loses to come back another day

10:41:13.540 --> 10:41:16.500
All right, there we go again again again again

10:41:19.500 --> 10:41:21.500
Guys

10:41:23.420 --> 10:41:27.240
Guys three two one time machine time machine

10:41:27.240 --> 10:41:28.680
No way!

10:41:28.680 --> 10:41:31.000
Lucius Q, come back another day!

10:41:31.000 --> 10:41:31.660
No way!

10:41:31.660 --> 10:41:33.000
Time machine, go away!

10:41:33.000 --> 10:41:33.940
Alright, we're gonna walk in!

10:41:33.940 --> 10:41:35.560
Okay, this is the time guy again, okay?

10:41:35.560 --> 10:41:36.080
Then we are-

10:41:36.080 --> 10:41:38.280
Yeah, actually get the time machine right here, okay?

10:41:38.280 --> 10:41:39.080
That's Echo!

10:41:39.480 --> 10:41:40.840
You don't replay the one!

10:41:40.840 --> 10:41:41.600
Let's go, guys!

10:41:41.600 --> 10:41:42.280
Yes, yes!

10:41:42.720 --> 10:41:43.800
You can always fight him!

10:41:43.800 --> 10:41:45.520
Just remember his W!

10:41:45.880 --> 10:41:46.680
You see his clothes?

10:41:46.680 --> 10:41:47.800
Snow Genci, listen!

10:41:47.800 --> 10:41:49.480
It's a talk to buy book here!

10:41:49.480 --> 10:41:51.360
It's gonna be free as fuck for us right now!

10:41:51.360 --> 10:41:52.560
Kill him! Kill him! We're gonna kill him!

10:41:52.560 --> 10:41:54.320
They gonna fight him! Fight him! Fight him! Fight him! Fight him!

10:41:55.040 --> 10:41:56.720
Alright, what are you gonna do, Genci?

10:41:56.720 --> 10:41:59.440
All you gotta do is just hop to bot for a period.

10:41:59.440 --> 10:42:00.720
We just make it consistent.

10:42:00.720 --> 10:42:01.840
Not that, that is okay, Q3.

10:42:01.840 --> 10:42:04.720
No, Jinx, yeah, I want you to smite the second you get in range of the gromp.

10:42:04.720 --> 10:42:06.240
Like, already smite it, now and then I'll smite it.

10:42:06.240 --> 10:42:07.280
Q3, Q3, Q3, fight him!

10:42:07.280 --> 10:42:07.840
There you go, get it.

10:42:07.840 --> 10:42:08.560
Fight him, fight him more!

10:42:08.560 --> 10:42:10.080
Fight him, fight him more!

10:42:10.080 --> 10:42:11.520
Choose up in a second, there you go.

10:42:11.520 --> 10:42:12.160
Yep, you kill him!

10:42:12.160 --> 10:42:13.280
You kill him, you kill him a little!

10:42:13.280 --> 10:42:14.560
Make sure you stay in flash, flash!

10:42:16.400 --> 10:42:18.400
And you flash for next game, flash!

10:42:18.400 --> 10:42:20.160
Mudo, you're so fucking bad at flashing.

10:42:20.160 --> 10:42:21.040
Stop, you're killing!

10:42:21.040 --> 10:42:23.680
Can you take flash off of your character, please, bro?

10:42:23.680 --> 10:42:24.960
Jesus Christ.

10:42:24.960 --> 10:42:32.760
Yeah, you kill him. Yo, I'm gonna. Can you take heel instead of flash next game so you can heal Jinxy when he's low HP in his jungle?

10:42:33.160 --> 10:42:35.960
Okay, you can't do three more. Okay, you can't do three more.

10:42:35.960 --> 10:42:37.960
Let him push it when he walks up.

10:42:37.960 --> 10:42:42.960
Okay, so now Jinxy, finish the wolves, after the wolves, you want to go for the wrappers, grab it, procs.

10:42:42.960 --> 10:42:45.960
Yelp, yelp, yelp. There it is, Mura. Yelp, yelp.

10:42:45.960 --> 10:42:46.960
This is free.

10:42:46.960 --> 10:42:47.960
Yelp.

10:42:47.960 --> 10:42:48.960
Hey!

10:42:48.960 --> 10:42:49.960
I died now.

10:42:50.960 --> 10:42:51.960
Yeah.

10:42:51.960 --> 10:42:52.960
Wow.

10:42:52.960 --> 10:42:58.960
So Jeng see Jeng see do you want to know what I see on my screen? I see a fucking cannon minion man. Muda. How are you so bad?

10:43:03.960 --> 10:43:08.560
Okay, so now go for the red go for the red like we could have been patient. I don't know why we're doing that

10:43:08.560 --> 10:43:10.560
Why are we why are you talking to flat?

10:43:10.960 --> 10:43:12.960
You missed the timer. What do you mean?

10:43:14.960 --> 10:43:17.280
Let me say this again since it didn't clock to you

10:43:17.280 --> 10:43:23.040
You are a iron mid laner and you're getting coached by a challenger. Shut the fuck up and become his vessel

10:43:23.360 --> 10:43:28.140
Become his vessel or exit the call now listen do not tap back. Okay, you are a

10:43:29.280 --> 10:43:36.680
Daddy and that's it. Okay, so now I question my fucking idiot. Yeah, how come Jake see how come Jake see listen

10:43:36.680 --> 10:43:38.680
He's called you don't listen to me exactly

10:43:40.120 --> 10:43:42.120
Jinxing never disagrees

10:43:47.280 --> 10:43:52.280
I just called jixi a fucking god and this is how you just broke me a chair with a head

10:43:52.280 --> 10:43:54.280
I said look for the blood guy

10:43:54.280 --> 10:43:57.280
Wait see guys this is not blood free this is free

10:43:57.280 --> 10:43:59.280
This is free free free free free free last last time

10:43:59.280 --> 10:44:00.280
He's P.W.

10:44:00.280 --> 10:44:01.280
Look at this this is free

10:44:02.280 --> 10:44:03.280
Chase chase chase

10:44:03.280 --> 10:44:04.280
Nice

10:44:04.280 --> 10:44:05.280
E E

10:44:05.280 --> 10:44:06.280
Auto auto

10:44:06.280 --> 10:44:07.280
Good

10:44:07.280 --> 10:44:08.280
2 3 then you 2 3

10:44:08.280 --> 10:44:10.280
Ok you can look for a trade you can all in it

10:44:10.280 --> 10:44:12.280
Ok come on let's do it hold corner hold Q

10:44:13.280 --> 10:44:14.280
Nice

10:44:14.280 --> 10:44:16.280
Yeah!

10:44:16.280 --> 10:44:18.280
Get carried, Mooda!

10:44:18.280 --> 10:44:20.280
No, it's an execute!

10:44:20.280 --> 10:44:24.280
Mooda, get carried, you dog-shit loser!

10:44:24.280 --> 10:44:26.280
W, W, W, careful, careful, careful!

10:44:26.280 --> 10:44:28.280
Okay, Jinx, you get mad, and then get the two on boots.

10:44:28.280 --> 10:44:30.280
God, I'm so much better than you, Mooda!

10:44:30.280 --> 10:44:32.280
Jinx, hit the boots!

10:44:32.280 --> 10:44:34.280
No, it's fucking boots, man, please!

10:44:34.280 --> 10:44:36.280
Okay, last thing, Mooda, now you need to do the last thing, okay?

10:44:36.280 --> 10:44:38.280
Okay, you Q3, you clip for an AWP.

10:44:40.280 --> 10:44:42.280
Okay, so now let him farm, you can kill him.

10:44:42.280 --> 10:44:48.040
He could kill him talked about folk here talk about folk here. Don't let it. Let's see how bad mood is fucking everything

10:44:50.920 --> 10:44:52.920
Oh, you missed it's okay, you could have killed him there

10:44:53.680 --> 10:44:58.320
It's fine. It's fine. He wants to reset. What are you gonna do here now mood up job? There you go

10:44:59.920 --> 10:45:01.920
So Jynxie bomb mood is shopping

10:45:04.240 --> 10:45:09.280
For clear man dragon soon Hums your student better fucking beyond that dragon when Jinx is done

10:45:12.280 --> 10:45:15.280
No, don't fuck with him, Dixie!

10:45:15.280 --> 10:45:18.280
No, fuck you, fuck you, fuck all of you.

10:45:18.280 --> 10:45:21.280
Mudo, you need better awareness, bro. What the fuck?

10:45:21.280 --> 10:45:23.280
I'm not helping shit.

10:45:23.280 --> 10:45:26.280
No, you are. You're gonna help him clear those minions, cause he's not alive to do it.

10:45:28.280 --> 10:45:29.280
There you go.

10:45:30.280 --> 10:45:32.280
Get the wave, there you go. Get the next one too.

10:45:32.280 --> 10:45:33.280
He died twice?

10:45:33.280 --> 10:45:36.280
He died twice? That's two waves.

10:45:36.280 --> 10:45:38.280
That jungle came mid first obviously.

10:45:38.280 --> 10:45:43.040
You fucking disgusting piece of shit. He missed his flash. He died multiple times

10:45:53.680 --> 10:45:56.080
You suck mood up you fucking suck

10:45:57.880 --> 10:45:59.880
Okay, I

10:46:00.040 --> 10:46:05.440
Didn't feed your middle-aner I killed your echo you dumb ass kid be grateful. I'm even he's on your team

10:46:08.280 --> 10:46:10.280
Let's

10:46:10.560 --> 10:46:16.040
Jingsy jingsy jingsy I want you to get Krugs you're gonna bubble six then you're gonna get dragon

10:46:16.320 --> 10:46:17.760
Muda Muda listen

10:46:17.760 --> 10:46:21.840
I don't give a fuck if you're gonna get an adenirism or a stoker an epileptic seizure

10:46:21.880 --> 10:46:25.200
You're asking about the fucking dragon when jingsy's done with this

10:46:28.200 --> 10:46:30.200
Oh

10:46:38.280 --> 10:46:44.820
Okay, look at dragon now. You're gonna get six soon. Okay. Get your six. Get your six

10:46:45.540 --> 10:46:50.360
Okay, let's six first. No, no, no, no. He's in all in you. Okay, Jynxie. Um, maybe look back

10:46:50.360 --> 10:46:55.280
Look back, look back. Yep. Okay, so Jynxie, I want you to press W now. Press W now. This is easy

10:46:56.280 --> 10:47:00.880
Okay, now we're going on this. Okay, look for an ult. Look for an ult. Although, remember, Muno?

10:47:00.880 --> 10:47:07.000
Yeah, I asked, I asked, I asked, I do. I fucking did it. Nice. You don't have to ult her. Okay, it's fine. Okay, nice. Go dragon. Go dragon.

10:47:07.000 --> 10:47:10.580
Dragon right here. Dragon right here. Dragon right here.

10:47:10.580 --> 10:47:14.580
Take the right. James in the cannon. Take everything. Take it.

10:47:14.580 --> 10:47:17.540
Yes. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Get right to gold.

10:47:17.540 --> 10:47:20.160
All right then. That's what I like to see.

10:47:20.160 --> 10:47:23.300
Okay, now Dragon. No flash all on the moment.

10:47:23.300 --> 10:47:26.860
Fuck his flash. I'm gonna fuck about it. We want Dragon. No more Dragon now.

10:47:26.860 --> 10:47:28.860
Dragon right here. Dragon right here. Dragon right here.

10:47:28.860 --> 10:47:31.860
You can fight Echo. Fight them. No, no, just fight them. Forget about the Dragon.

10:47:31.860 --> 10:47:33.860
Okay, James, if they walk up, you can turn.

10:47:33.860 --> 10:47:35.180
turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn.

10:47:35.180 --> 10:47:35.880
I can't open this.

10:47:35.880 --> 10:47:36.480
Walk up Tim.

10:47:36.480 --> 10:47:36.980
Walk up Tim.

10:47:36.980 --> 10:47:37.940
I don't want to go!

10:47:37.940 --> 10:47:39.280
Heysa, y'all come.

10:47:39.280 --> 10:47:41.780
Don't want to go!

10:47:41.780 --> 10:47:42.540
Hey, this is good.

10:47:42.540 --> 10:47:43.220
This is good.

10:47:43.220 --> 10:47:44.560
Go, go, go, go, go!

10:47:44.560 --> 10:47:45.060
Nice!

10:47:45.060 --> 10:47:46.540
Keep fighting!

10:47:46.540 --> 10:47:49.160
Yee, yee, yee, yee, yee, yee!

10:47:49.160 --> 10:47:49.780
Blast you!

10:47:49.780 --> 10:47:50.260
Dying!

10:47:50.260 --> 10:47:50.980
You stole the kill!

10:47:50.980 --> 10:47:51.580
You piece of fucking-

10:47:51.580 --> 10:47:52.500
Fucking, casting, busses!

10:47:52.500 --> 10:47:53.580
Shut the shit up!

10:47:53.580 --> 10:47:56.060
You KF-ing fucking loser, I fucking hate you!

10:47:56.060 --> 10:47:56.540
You fucking moron!

10:47:56.540 --> 10:47:57.540
I hate you so fucking much!

10:47:57.540 --> 10:47:58.100
You KF-ing me!

10:47:58.100 --> 10:47:59.580
He got a two-man!

10:47:59.580 --> 10:48:01.700
You fucking piece of fucking human fucking garbage.

10:48:01.700 --> 10:48:07.460
Garbage, but I only get one kill. Smite at 600. You didn't press E. You didn't press A faster. Now go in for this

10:48:08.180 --> 10:48:09.540
So who got a kill?

10:48:09.540 --> 10:48:14.660
Okay, get back. Get the crab. Get the crab reset. Crab reset. Crab reset. You got one of the kills though. You got one of the kills.

10:48:14.660 --> 10:48:17.620
No, I'm back up. You're fucked. You can just back off. This is good.

10:48:18.120 --> 10:48:20.120
Very good. Nice. I'm dead.

10:48:20.120 --> 10:48:22.620
It's not a good one. Let me call Jinxy. Coach for the Crashing. Coach for the Crashing. I'm dead.

10:48:22.940 --> 10:48:25.580
No, you're good. Very good rotation. Very nice.

10:48:25.580 --> 10:48:29.100
Hey Jinxy, you like that though. You like that rotation but you must do it.

10:48:29.100 --> 10:48:32.180
Like that shit you motherfucker. Do you like that kill you pussy?

10:48:37.620 --> 10:48:41.600
He can't you know no cannon for one time if you make a mistake for that play

10:48:42.220 --> 10:48:46.040
Okay, Jin see go to the boob off you want the boob off now talk to my

10:48:53.320 --> 10:48:55.320
carry freeze

10:48:55.320 --> 10:49:01.720
Now, GenC, listen, we're going to have to spiritually overwhelm Muda if we want to take

10:49:01.720 --> 10:49:03.720
down his resistances to give him you gold.

10:49:03.720 --> 10:49:06.720
So what are you going to do, GenC?

10:49:06.720 --> 10:49:11.160
While you're farming, I want you to hold your left hand on your brain and try to channel

10:49:11.160 --> 10:49:15.320
energy to make Muda submit to your will while you're full clearing, do it.

10:49:45.320 --> 10:49:50.720
you can't take everything take everything take everything okay nice now go

10:49:50.720 --> 10:49:54.760
for most go for most for most okay careful careful careful just take the

10:49:54.760 --> 10:50:01.160
play and that's it take the play yeah and go back okay just get the way now

10:50:01.160 --> 10:50:05.720
shoot three the whole wave okay there you go not w there you go okay now

10:50:05.720 --> 10:50:10.640
James you listen yeah wolves blue and grump yeah mood up if you ever steal a

10:50:10.640 --> 10:50:14.760
kill again we're gonna send out more of our spiritual energy and next time I'm

10:50:14.760 --> 10:50:16.020
I'm gonna do it too, I don't care.

10:50:16.020 --> 10:50:17.220
I didn't even feel it, you motherfucker!

10:50:17.220 --> 10:50:18.520
You know, I don't care!

10:50:18.520 --> 10:50:20.400
Muda, you found three cannons this game.

10:50:20.400 --> 10:50:21.920
I'm keeping fucking counts, bro.

10:50:21.920 --> 10:50:24.000
Look, fourth one, that's gonna be in Jinx's pocket

10:50:24.000 --> 10:50:24.840
if you keep this away.

10:50:24.840 --> 10:50:26.480
Muda, one more KS,

10:50:26.480 --> 10:50:28.600
Drew Levin's gonna send the Black Vans, I'm not paying.

10:50:28.600 --> 10:50:30.680
My student's all welfare, he has no gold right now,

10:50:30.680 --> 10:50:33.040
he doesn't have any of the kills, he took his wades.

10:50:33.040 --> 10:50:34.920
Okay, then if he doesn't have any gold,

10:50:34.920 --> 10:50:37.800
then let Jinxy get it so he can invest into Black Rock.

10:50:37.800 --> 10:50:40.800
He has all the kills, but you're not greedy!

10:50:40.800 --> 10:50:42.120
That's greedy!

10:50:42.120 --> 10:50:44.560
No, Hums, listen, it's not greedy.

10:50:44.560 --> 10:50:50.020
Jinx is the main character. You would never give the NPCs in Skyrim the sort of oblivion. Would you?

10:50:50.100 --> 10:50:51.400
Same thing in League.

10:50:51.400 --> 10:50:53.640
But Muta is a chosen one. He needs to go too.

10:50:53.640 --> 10:50:54.140
Yeah right.

10:50:54.140 --> 10:50:54.640
Look at him!

10:50:54.640 --> 10:50:57.340
Muta was chosen to do his first yes permanent.

10:50:57.340 --> 10:50:59.340
Go Muta, go Muta, go Muta. This is good.

10:50:59.340 --> 10:51:01.340
Look man, look man, look man. You can fight this.

10:51:01.340 --> 10:51:03.340
Echo no ult. Jinx you get the Echo.

10:51:03.340 --> 10:51:05.340
Muta, Muta. I swear to god if you can't access.

10:51:05.340 --> 10:51:06.340
Go go go!

10:51:06.340 --> 10:51:08.340
I'm gonna take the wave, take the wave.

10:51:08.340 --> 10:51:10.340
Muta, take the wave. Muta, take the wave.

10:51:10.340 --> 10:51:12.340
Muta, fight you fucking piece of shit!

10:51:12.340 --> 10:51:15.340
EQ, EQ, EQ, EQ!

10:51:15.340 --> 10:51:18.340
Allah, but by the time you're 10 years later...

10:51:18.340 --> 10:51:19.340
You're so bad!

10:51:19.340 --> 10:51:21.340
Take the wave, take the crab and then take the wave.

10:51:21.340 --> 10:51:22.340
The next wave.

10:51:22.340 --> 10:51:24.340
The next wave is the cotton wave.

10:51:24.340 --> 10:51:25.340
So we're going to take that for a minute.

10:51:25.340 --> 10:51:26.340
You sure I should just do my breath?

10:51:26.340 --> 10:51:27.340
You really gotta be quick.

10:51:27.340 --> 10:51:28.340
Listen, I'm your brain.

10:51:28.340 --> 10:51:29.340
You do when I say something.

10:51:29.340 --> 10:51:30.340
Just do it.

10:51:30.340 --> 10:51:31.340
Don't think, just do.

10:51:31.340 --> 10:51:32.340
Wait, I can fight the Klan.

10:51:32.340 --> 10:51:33.340
Yeah, go on, go on.

10:51:33.340 --> 10:51:34.340
This is good.

10:51:34.340 --> 10:51:35.340
This is good.

10:51:35.340 --> 10:51:36.340
Okay, go on.

10:51:36.340 --> 10:51:37.340
EQ him.

10:51:37.340 --> 10:51:38.340
Oh, okay.

10:51:38.340 --> 10:51:39.340
Go for the Klan.

10:51:39.340 --> 10:51:40.340
Go for the Klan.

10:51:40.340 --> 10:51:41.340
That's fine, that's fine.

10:51:41.340 --> 10:51:43.340
W

10:51:43.740 --> 10:51:48.920
Okay, just back up just back off it's fine. You can probably buy an item. We call we call good, but they're okay

10:51:49.420 --> 10:51:51.420
Very nice

10:51:51.820 --> 10:51:54.020
How do you miss every single fucking candy?

10:51:55.620 --> 10:51:58.580
I'm the terrorist you miss every single fucking candy

10:51:59.860 --> 10:52:03.460
Jin see look at how bad their coaching relationship is

10:52:03.460 --> 10:52:05.460
I know

10:52:08.500 --> 10:52:09.580
Jin see Hums

10:52:09.580 --> 10:52:16.140
Let me tell you it's a suit every time I tell Jin see do anything he does it and he never forgets it ever

10:52:16.140 --> 10:52:21.180
I know Dan will mooders. I know his fucking desks outside the classroom. He doesn't listen to his teacher

10:52:21.180 --> 10:52:24.020
What like why are you here? Yeah, but a why are you B?

10:52:24.260 --> 10:52:26.100
Why are you here?

10:52:26.100 --> 10:52:28.100
No, like he's staying mid just go be

10:52:30.340 --> 10:52:32.340
I fucking hate you guys

10:52:33.460 --> 10:52:39.700
Why you I said go be mood off. You're not listening. Listen, bro. Yeah, I'm listening

10:52:44.660 --> 10:52:47.380
Yeah, so we're gonna do first though. Okay, you know

10:52:50.980 --> 10:52:53.340
He's here on one point five he needs to reason he's gonna lose

10:52:54.340 --> 10:52:56.340
What a listen just listen

10:52:56.740 --> 10:53:01.060
That's good. He's put all your gold. Okay. Go for this. Take drag. Let's take drag

10:53:01.060 --> 10:53:07.320
Okay, you can't go back in it. I don't know a mumu could just pull me in so like diddy's chamber, okay?

10:53:07.320 --> 10:53:09.320
Yeah

10:53:09.320 --> 10:53:15.540
I didn't know I'm going to fight my versions I didn't know that

10:53:15.540 --> 10:53:17.040
Fuck you Mumu

10:53:17.040 --> 10:53:18.040
I can't fight

10:53:18.040 --> 10:53:19.040
Why doesn't Mumu allow me to pull me in

10:53:19.040 --> 10:53:22.040
Wait wait wait just look, just look, just look, just look, see what's happening

10:53:22.040 --> 10:53:23.040
Ok you can't

10:53:23.040 --> 10:53:24.040
You can't, you can't, you can't, where are you going?

10:53:24.040 --> 10:53:25.040
You can't, go back mid

10:53:25.040 --> 10:53:29.040
I don't know Mumu could just pull me in to like, diddy's chamber, ok?

10:53:29.040 --> 10:53:30.160
That little

10:53:30.160 --> 10:53:31.160
He's pushing us

10:53:31.160 --> 10:53:32.160
I don't wonder Lottwigg made this

10:53:32.160 --> 10:53:33.160
Goddamn it Lottwigg

10:53:33.160 --> 10:53:38.160
Ok so now listen, Jengzee

10:53:38.160 --> 10:53:40.160
Out of base, you walk straight to that dragon.

10:53:40.160 --> 10:53:42.160
Muda, you better be on that dragon.

10:53:42.160 --> 10:53:43.160
Like, exxon toast.

10:53:43.160 --> 10:53:45.160
They're already on it. They're already on it though.

10:53:45.160 --> 10:53:46.160
Fuuuuck!

10:53:46.160 --> 10:53:48.160
Okay, GenC, go to the gromp.

10:53:48.160 --> 10:53:50.160
Go, go, go, go!

10:53:50.160 --> 10:53:52.160
Muda, Muda! E.R.!

10:53:52.160 --> 10:53:54.160
Wait, I should wait. Chase this, chase this.

10:53:54.160 --> 10:53:56.160
Oh

10:54:01.360 --> 10:54:07.960
He's standing still look at this max range of this way you can you can look at it if he's on your hood you could help it

10:54:08.280 --> 10:54:09.680
Okay, that's over

10:54:09.680 --> 10:54:11.920
What are you coaching saying you have aids? What's going on?

10:54:17.800 --> 10:54:20.260
Hums hums our coach though our coach

10:54:20.260 --> 10:54:23.780
No, no, no, no, but the guy standing still recalling,

10:54:23.780 --> 10:54:26.140
he missed an ER while he was recalling.

10:54:26.140 --> 10:54:31.140
Hums, Hums, your job as a coach is to make your student

10:54:33.580 --> 10:54:36.980
feel like God, even if he does the most horrendous play ever.

10:54:36.980 --> 10:54:40.540
You should be making, make dick sucking sounds for him, Hums.

10:54:40.540 --> 10:54:41.700
You need to.

10:54:41.700 --> 10:54:43.300
I have no, I have no.

10:54:43.300 --> 10:54:45.180
Okay, listen, Muda, you have your board,

10:54:45.180 --> 10:54:46.020
you have your spot.

10:54:46.020 --> 10:54:48.340
Can you make dick sucking sounds for me right now, please?

10:55:18.340 --> 10:55:20.600
We've tarroled up in 20 seconds.

10:55:20.600 --> 10:55:22.240
We need to all be on this shit.

10:55:22.240 --> 10:55:24.080
Okay, well you can always fight here.

10:55:24.080 --> 10:55:25.080
You're very very strong.

10:55:25.080 --> 10:55:26.080
Remember?

10:55:26.080 --> 10:55:27.080
Yeah, yeah.

10:55:27.080 --> 10:55:30.080
Moody if you're not on brick tarroled, I'm calling 3-11.

10:55:30.080 --> 10:55:33.080
Do you understand that?

10:55:33.080 --> 10:55:34.080
Okay, like...

10:55:34.080 --> 10:55:36.080
We don't play your game, it's okay, you're doing good.

10:55:36.080 --> 10:55:38.080
Lindsay, play for the blue.

10:55:38.080 --> 10:55:40.640
After the blue, I want you to look on the harrow there, okay?

10:55:40.640 --> 10:55:41.640
Okay, yeah.

10:55:41.640 --> 10:55:42.640
Try to heal.

10:55:42.640 --> 10:55:44.640
You need to heal if you can.

10:55:44.640 --> 10:55:47.280
Alright, so now you just got this?

10:55:47.280 --> 10:55:48.280
Pre-harrow now.

10:55:48.280 --> 10:55:51.400
Same as Scott first let him walk up if you walk up, then you eat you okay?

10:55:51.400 --> 10:55:56.860
Eq you're not okay. You're super trades. No Jin see the problem right now is that mood is depressed

10:55:56.860 --> 10:55:59.760
So we need to focus confidence that way later

10:55:59.800 --> 10:56:03.300
We can claim them again, and then he's like gonna give us more energy

10:56:03.300 --> 10:56:06.620
So we need to focus on complimenting him after this health, okay?

10:56:08.960 --> 10:56:10.960
Alright

10:56:18.280 --> 10:56:20.280
No get the eye, get the eye!

10:56:22.280 --> 10:56:24.280
Oh my god.

10:56:24.280 --> 10:56:26.280
Get there, get there!

10:56:26.280 --> 10:56:28.280
Kill him, kill him!

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Have you night?

10:56:29.280 --> 10:56:30.280
Like, imagine if you were just there on time.

10:56:30.280 --> 10:56:31.280
Guys!

10:56:31.280 --> 10:56:32.280
God, you're such a worthless piece of shit.

10:56:32.280 --> 10:56:33.280
Imagine if you were there on time.

10:56:33.280 --> 10:56:35.280
None of us die and we auto-win.

10:56:35.280 --> 10:56:37.280
God, you are SO BAD!

10:56:37.280 --> 10:56:39.280
YOU'RE SO BAD!

10:56:39.280 --> 10:56:41.280
I have a lane, so worry about...

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Oh!

10:56:43.280 --> 10:56:44.280
Fuck!

10:56:44.280 --> 10:56:45.280
Fuck!

10:56:45.280 --> 10:56:49.280
Stridebaker, do we look on plated skill caps here?

10:56:49.280 --> 10:56:51.280
Yeah, just look for skill caps.

10:56:51.280 --> 10:56:55.280
Yeah, got that, and then buy the Titanic Hydra components.

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What do you do here now?

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Okay.

10:57:00.280 --> 10:57:02.280
Go bot.

10:57:02.280 --> 10:57:06.280
Ping your bot, go mid lane now. Now you need to go bot lane.

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Okay, so listen, this is what we're going to do, okay?

10:57:08.280 --> 10:57:13.280
Look for the Krugs. After the Krugs, I want you to look on the bot gank, alright?

10:57:13.280 --> 10:57:19.480
yes now they're over sending okay never mind yeah but now see

10:57:19.480 --> 10:57:22.080
press I'll be back on the run at them

10:57:22.080 --> 10:57:23.880
she's gonna just run with us

10:57:23.880 --> 10:57:24.880
nope nope

10:57:24.880 --> 10:57:25.880
still we kill

10:57:25.880 --> 10:57:26.880
they got him

10:57:26.880 --> 10:57:27.880
no

10:57:27.880 --> 10:57:29.880
he got him push

10:57:29.880 --> 10:57:31.880
okay good chasing good chasing

10:57:31.880 --> 10:57:32.880
this is free

10:57:32.880 --> 10:57:33.880
fuck

10:57:33.880 --> 10:57:34.880
very good

10:57:34.880 --> 10:57:35.880
how did I not steal that

10:57:35.880 --> 10:57:36.880
how did I not steal that

10:57:36.880 --> 10:57:38.880
it's fine swing the cannon, it's my cannon, it's my cannon

10:57:38.880 --> 10:57:39.880
fuck

10:57:39.880 --> 10:57:41.880
what are you just going in my face

10:57:41.880 --> 10:57:47.880
Okay, listen, JC, take the combat, smite it. Mooda's gonna try stealing it from you. Smite it!

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Smite! SMITE! Good. Okay, now go take med. Go take med. Now go go go kill Akko. Kill Akko. This is free.

10:57:55.880 --> 10:58:01.880
Go in! Mooda, go in! What the fuck!

10:58:01.880 --> 10:58:05.880
Take the cannon! Take the cannon! My fight! Okay, that's fine.

10:58:05.880 --> 10:58:09.140
I'm not hitting you worthless piece of fucking shit.

10:58:09.140 --> 10:58:10.640
I was actually hitting him in the end.

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No, no, no.

10:58:11.140 --> 10:58:12.900
My partner was trying to get his Q3,

10:58:12.900 --> 10:58:14.420
but he could have been a little bit faster.

10:58:14.420 --> 10:58:15.860
He's just a little bit slow.

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So listen.

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He has extra time.

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What we're going to do now, Jinxie,

10:58:19.000 --> 10:58:21.200
Raptors, Wolves, Brown, after we're

10:58:21.200 --> 10:58:22.620
going to look on the dragon.

10:58:22.620 --> 10:58:24.900
Mooda, remember, we can't win trade in this scenario,

10:58:24.900 --> 10:58:27.260
so we're going to have to finish up the objective perfectly.

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OK, so now Wolves.

10:58:35.020 --> 10:58:38.300
You know what? Fuck it. Muda. Dragon now. We need you on it.

10:58:38.300 --> 10:58:39.100
Didn't see just-

10:58:39.100 --> 10:58:39.600
Muda, you just-

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Turrets free. No, no, no. This is bad.

10:58:41.440 --> 10:58:41.940
Turrets free.

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Yeah, but-

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Okay, Dragon after turrets.

10:58:44.140 --> 10:58:46.540
Yes, yes, yes, yes. Now go.

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Dragon after turrets, Muda. Or I will have your ass on it.

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I'm here.

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Yo, my god. Dragon after turrets.

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Motherfucker, I'm coming.

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Shit. Yeah.

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No.

10:58:57.140 --> 10:58:58.640
Someone might be below you guys, okay?

10:58:58.640 --> 10:59:00.320
They're right there. You guys can turn. You guys can turn.

10:59:00.320 --> 10:59:01.820
Muda, turn! Turn! Turn!

10:59:01.820 --> 10:59:04.680
E, E, E, and then hold Q. Hold Q.

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Hey, some things to take some you don't you there? Don't you there? Don't you there?

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Now get back

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Jin see don't die don't listen to hums hums is wrong go take dragon

10:59:25.960 --> 10:59:27.960
Okay, so now go for the dragon

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All right, there we go. That's what we like to see

10:59:44.280 --> 10:59:46.280
Jinzy just go to just go on the track

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Hold your cue. Yo, put a sock in it kid

10:59:53.320 --> 10:59:55.560
Okay, you're horrible.

10:59:55.560 --> 11:00:04.120
Okay, now Jyncey, hold it, hold it, okay, that's fine, okay, so now listen, Jyncey,

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go for the boobop here, okay?

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After the boobop, you're gonna recall by your items.

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Move the back out, move the back out.

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I don't know, same as same name, don't listen, same name, keep pushing, why question, why

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question, you can find a road there, can you look?

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What's happening?

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What's happening?

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Hey buddy?

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We know where are you dog?

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God your ass

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But you need to look brother look how we're gonna see what's happening. I'm not gonna look

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Okay, so Jinzy, I'm nice. I'm sorry that you're coaching this guy

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Listen to me

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Should I

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If yon wasn't my friend what I still report him

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You're gonna want to look on the blue after blue you're gonna look on cab, okay?

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What I hear your bony's cuz if I didn't know this guy would have reported him four games ago

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On that five and fifteen games you would have been reported what last night. I'm gonna be honest. I'm pretty sure you're

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What do you want five and fifteen?

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Yes, yes, yes even five fifteen coach. Is that your fault coach? You're like a miracle worker right now

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I thought he was 515. Be honest, was it your fault?

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Yes, it was his fault. Yes!

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He was 515 against Iron Midlaner. Yes.

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No, but he was smirking. A lot of snirts against Muta, he says.

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He said, uh, he was snirting.

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That's his get out of the jail free cart. Should I jump this coach?

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Yeah, look, man, look, man. You have your alt top. This is a free fight.

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Put it in your heart.

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Shot a wig. Shot a wig.

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Alright, go for this, go for this. Nice!

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Every time you're off.

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Let me kill him. Let me kill him. Nice!

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You motherfuckers!

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You can take the kill, you see the dagger.

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Do we look baron here?

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Yeah. Mudo, Mudo, go baron.

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Mudo, go baron.

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Mudo, go baron.

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No, no, no, no.

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Say your pot.

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Mudo, why are you not baron?

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Why are you not baron?

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Why are you not baron?

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Wait 30 gold, wait 30 gold, wait 30 gold, it's okay.

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Okay, play on the baron, after the baron, we're gonna look for a reset for Spurvassage, then you're gonna walk mid, okay?

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This is free.

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Oh, what are you doing?

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Get your shield!

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Why the fuck has your student been in place for 30 seconds?

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Get your shield!

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What up? What up?

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Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

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Janksy, he's been in base for 35 seconds.

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I kid you not, he probably turned the base.

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I don't like starting the boss. I don't know how he did that shit.

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Who the, are you useless? Are you useless?

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Oh my god, I have a 300 gold dollar in my head.

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I'm doing good, I'm on CCS, I'm in laser, 85 CS.

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I'm literally gapping my mid turret.

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Uh, wait, I couldn't hear you because I have more CS than you.

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What was it?

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Yeah, fucking laugh is, yeah, I don't know.

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xD

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xD

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jing zee

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jing zee

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yeah this is free

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okay go in nice

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go for more

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yes end the game here

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there you go now take the inhibitor and then you guys just hit the turrets anyone

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easy as fuck

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fuck.

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Good shit.

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We're gonna wait for him anyway.

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Kill him!

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Kill him!

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Kill him!

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Don't be scared!

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There you go!

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Wait, everyone's on behalf of us.

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Alright, back up right now with this one.

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Back up.

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Don't time.

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Good.

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Go to Diver.

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I wanna see you Diver.

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Go!

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Diver!

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Alright, now you can just walk up and end the game.

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You're good.

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Even if you die, the game ends.

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So it's shelf.

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Good shit.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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more kills more assist you are worthless I'm gonna get the more CS more kills

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more assists you are worthless holy shit get in the back get in the back right

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like it's I should say somebody say one more you want 15k damage 15k damage in

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a 40 minute game we're a jingsy jingsy you remember last game when Muda was

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making fun of your damage look at the comparison now yeah Muda like I'm

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I'm legitimately curious bro. Like, what the fuck you do all day? I'm not even kidding.

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You also hinted me when I died on Rift Herald and then you came three minutes late. Like,

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I shouldn't even have five deaths, you piece of shit.

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I'm gonna fucking lose my fucking mind bro. Like, I invited my coach in here and I got

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worse. Can someone tell me how I invited my coach in here and got worse?

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Wait, how do I invite my coach in here and get worse?

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Wait, why literally in white food off my friends?

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Let me get into it.

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Wait, I got banned!

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What?

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Nodged John.

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Someone invite me.

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Oh my god.

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Wait, Muda, did you, did you unadjink, see?

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No, this is awful.

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I thought you're 11 cents of black man.

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Wait, because you're not his friends, Los anymore.

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That would have been literally.

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This game, you had to react fast.

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You're not, you're not being reacted like, reacted fast.

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Shut the fuck up.

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Shut the fuck up.

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What the word?

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You listen you listen definitely on one big coach time all I'm not a new coach. I don't get a fucking idea

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I don't give a fuck

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How do I want to be one shit fuck you your mid lane? I'm drunk. It doesn't make sense. Anyways, that's like a point guard

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We'll be willing a center in basketball join the join the game. You thought you did you invite me?

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Oh, you guys are not each other. We don't know don't says I blocked him when he went 5 and 15. I just remember

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Okay, so Jaycee, go to your match history, click on the game, now right click on his name.

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I'm such a hard carry, what's up?

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Yeah, right here.

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Right click on the same.

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Uh, oh wait, no, no one.

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So click on your cog wheel, it's called cog wheel top right.

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Cog wheel top right.

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Did you have me back?

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No, no, you can't send my friend across because he's blocked.

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So click what says block list.

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Oh, you could have, could have, is that, that's it, right?

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Is that not a thing?

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Yeah, okay, okay, you're good.

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You're good.

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Am I clicking on zoo profile?

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OK, there you go.

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You're getting up.

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Why'd you say MVP like that?

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Is there an issue?

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All right, you are the worst fucking player.

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Guys, we can't 1v1.

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I'm jungler and he's mid lane.

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It's like a point guard 1v1 in a center in basketball.

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All we can really do is just look at the stats and I'm

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modeling everything.

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2v2 one day, then.

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A 2v2 one day.

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Bro, look at that.

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I 1v1 you if you want to hop on enemy jungler.

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I 1v1 you every day of the week.

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What if you play Yone and then Muda plays Morwick?

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Let's see how you guys do.

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Yeah, I don't like that idea.

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I don't like that idea either.

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Well, you should like the idea.

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That's a favorite for you.

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Yeah, you can range me, you idiot.

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I want to be earned.

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You can range me in a T-Po or Trace.

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Wait, Muda actually plays a harder champion to be fair.

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No, he doesn't.

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Okay, that's the illusion.

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That's delusional. If anything, well, it's probably...

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He does, he does, he does!

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Look at Hums! Okay, Hums, are you ready to get destroyed?

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How many young Yasuo, two tricks, are there in Challenger?

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Probably a lot, the most.

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Okay, how many Warp, one trick, are there in Challenger?

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Not that many, but that doesn't mean...

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Exactly.

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But that doesn't mean...

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Argument dismantled.

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The champion is not easy or hard.

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Argument dismantled.

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Argument dismantled instantly.

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My champion is less effective than yours, Luda.

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No, it's just people in Hyrule don't play it. You're just gonna play toad.

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Yeah, but why don't they play it?

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Cuz it's not a good champion exactly argument dismantled. No, but that doesn't mean the champion is a more skillful

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My client plays a skillful champion ain't that right big guys?

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You're telling your prime for last 35 minutes that he has AIDS. Yeah, because he doesn't listen to me

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We're any flashes on top of himself twice

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That is true. You are ass that flashes

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That is kind of true, but you got a little good mechanics

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I hate my fucking coach, I hate him, I fucking hate my coach, I fucking hate my coach.

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I hate Muda, Muda, hold on, let's ask you.

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What?

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Why do you feel that way?

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Because every time I make mistakes, he doesn't just, he doesn't just correct me.

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He disolves me and shit talks to me.

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Every fucking time.

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Why am I support?

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Oh no.

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Ask for mid, ask for mid, trade for mid.

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No way he's got snipe.

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No play support Muda, play support, that's fine.

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Wait, oh yes, Jhans, teach him how to play support for jungle.

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Play support the way I do why am I support?

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That's what's up, so I think

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Make it please a purple your coach make a support. He doesn't know move up. Oh you top your top. It's good

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It's good. This is fun. So I'm doing OTP

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No, but I think what happens is I'm already on how we own not trained

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Yo, they're fucking uh, they're not

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Yo, okay. Yo, Jamesy. I have bad news for you, bro

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They your team band to call me and the team band young mooters can be fucking first time in this game

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Okay, it's actually time any

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Oh

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if you don't get on Annie I'll take the shit out of you get on Annie now wait

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but he's top are we sure we bought the fucking Annie top shit better than him

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first I mean we have useless Annie trust me just FF what do you want to play

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who do you thinking I don't even know what the fuck it could play it's not

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I've never played another character. Okay, how about how about how about mouth like we're garing boo shut the fuck up

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Yeah, play garen top like I'm playing like garen

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No, no, no, no, no, why I know how to play

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You're not faker, bro. We need you on the mouth like this

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You know you literally watches a faker video after every single game yesterday. I kid you not

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I

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Think wait in my fight. Oh god

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's time your Leblanc

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Wait wait coach are they stream slapping or is this just a normal game?

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No, this is a normal game, but the problem is that Muda just looked in a champion

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That's literally worthless and it's an assassin and you guys are versus four times

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So he's first timing a worthless assassin versus four times for no reason

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I thought four take who's are tank is just ballie and mouth

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Yeah, but do that. He won't be able to kill anyone else. What are you talking about?

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The bunk is actually good at the mouth plate. How's he gonna ever get the oath off?

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Okay, we'll see what happens so it's a block top

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My chat is saying GG, FF, no GG, FF.

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Again, you're making me down here, FF, FF.

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I will never let you stream.

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I fucking hate you.

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I fucking hate you.

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I fucking hate you.

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I fucking hate you.

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You got to listen to me, OK?

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OK, so wait.

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Hold on, guys, before this starts.

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No, no, Undo.

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Doran's ring, not Blaine.

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But he kind of shit.

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Muda, tell us more about how you feel

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and why you feel this way.

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Go on.

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Hey, tell Hums to get that stream to the right.

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I don't have that back.

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Hey, tell Hums to get that stream to the right.

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Drew, they're going to ghost you through the coaching.

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But I'm hiding the map.

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I'm hiding the map.

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I don't hide the map fully.

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I did it completely.

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I don't get stuck.

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OK, listen, you have to go on the map.

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Always try to walk them auto-cue him.

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Yep.

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Stay your electric pump.

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That's hard.

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You might as well fail auto.

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by the way you see I snipe you we can go on Lee sin I hope you step on Legos

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I don't know

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okay so Jinx listen

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the combo is Q, W, E, remember Buddha?

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I play two snipers

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wait that's not the combo

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do not get yourself

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how does the combo's EQ W?

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well that's if he gets in range of the E

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isn't E same range as Q?

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like the thing is he can be behind the minions

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would have lost him

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Okay, so Jinx, listen, top of the bar folk here, this game top in is lava.

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He's got a stack of 7, he's got a stack of 7.

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Keep pushing, keep pushing.

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If he walks up to that minion, just auto and kill him, yep, keep autoing him, keep autoing

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him, keep him scared.

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Wait, Jinx, I just realized we did him to the fucking ritual.

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One more kill?

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We still have time, right?

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Alright, I don't think we do, I don't think we do.

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Okay, we're gonna have to walk in here.

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And W, welcome to W.

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So now listen, Jynx, play for the Raptors, after Raptors, finish from full clear bot side, let's go.

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There you go, boom, you see that damage, boom, that's almost half his HP.

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What was it for a QW, wave your W3 back up?

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I'm actually CS'ing right now, bro.

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But you're missing auto attacks, just walk up and Q him.

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Yeah, okay now, QW, E, QW, E, walk up, what a...

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So now Jynx, you go for the Wolves, and now we just play for the rest of full clear.

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That's perfect, Moodle! Perfect!

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No, no! Wolves, wolves, wolves, wolves! Wolves, you ain't see wolves, wolves, wolves!

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Okay, now, Moodle!

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Okay, pop your pot, and wolf the river.

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Yeah, you're good, you're good.

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So now listen. Wolves after wolves, we're gonna look for the blue integral.

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It's gonna be a freebie here.

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You can auto him when he's under the turret.

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So he doesn't get all three minions.

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That means that your map's covered, right?

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Because they're gonna try to catch you.

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Yeah, yeah, don't worry, don't worry.

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But everything's covered.

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But when Doctor Sturz is out loud, they know where you are.

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okay so now listen you're gonna go for this year and then afterwards you're

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gonna go for the thing next to you you're gonna look for the key okay to

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document don't be bad I got you know what I just realized what we didn't do

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the ritual and the time machine got luda time machine is real I think it's too late it's

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too late it needs to be done while you're in queue what dude look with the two of your

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son okay so now look for the crab and then they're gonna go double crab so take this

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Let's grab then take the other one.

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Okay, keep fighting it, it's fine.

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Keep hitting it.

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Okay, I'll fight this, fight this, E.

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Nice, Q.

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Keep fighting, just keep fighting.

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Keep fighting, you win this, you win this.

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You win in two seconds.

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Nice!

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We call, we call, we call, we call.

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Nice!

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BIT! BIT!

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Okay, that's fine.

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It's not right, quick, you're...

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You have to go to your map, and then just run and shake to the top top.

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GenC, do you want to do something crazy Chad?

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Two books, Muta. Two books.

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Okay GenC, you're going to go crazy Chad mode.

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You're going to go crowd, and then you're going to invade his grump.

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No, but just trust me.

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Because GenC, the reason I'm going to invade his grump, it's like just trust me.

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Loot his echo.

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Not boots?

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No, no, just want to kill him. Trust me.

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Okay, bro, I trust you, man. I trust my coach, bro. That shit talks to me every day.

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How? You're winning the lane.

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Okay, so now jinx you get this

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No

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

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Okay, now take this

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Nice fighting keep fighting just keep getting keep getting hold you

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Your cues up in like three seconds

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Nice!

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Got his wolves!

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Got his wolves!

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His wolves!

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His wolves!

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Get him!

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I'm carrying.

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I'm carrying.

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I'm carrying.

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Okay, you're gonna get these wolves here.

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Now, Jinx, what if I told you that you smiting the crab is the reason why you didn't get

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his grump?

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You could have gotten his grump, too.

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Muda, you can hit him.

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Okay.

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Get the farm with your Q.

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No, no, no, it's fine.

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Finish this!

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Finish this!

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He can't do shit to you.

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Go up to him!

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Kill him!

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Oh, okay.

11:17:09.520 --> 11:17:10.520
I'm not playing.

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Keep playing.

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Keep playing.

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He's losing a lot of minions.

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You are fucking braindad. You are braindad!

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You need a character to have eyes and a mouth!

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He's freezing! He's freezing there!

11:17:25.520 --> 11:17:29.520
Tell me that he's coming!

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Okay, shut up!

11:17:33.520 --> 11:17:37.520
Okay, put him under R combo, right?

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Jynxie, I want you to read all chat right now and go to your grom.

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You can't freeze this, that's what we said.

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Okay.

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Okay, so this is what we're gonna do, okay?

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You're gonna go wolves, then gromp, and then afterwards, drag it.

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You tank too much.

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Bro, Huns, can you make him stop FUCKING FREEZING?!

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But, it's free janked! Maybe it's like...

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Oh, it's a double-janked top, it's free!

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Get a refill! Janky, look top!

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Dude, Janky's only looking top if there's a cannon for his time.

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Okay, he's like the witcher, okay, let's go make a deal. Let's make a deal. Yeah, so it's in

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Jinx, he's the witcher. You got a free kill and a cannon if you look top. Okay, so Jinx, what do you think about that?

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That sounds like a good trade to me. I want the dragon. Yeah, so we'll do dragon and then afterwards we can recall.

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Muda, that cannon has Jinx's name written all over it. Do you understand me? No, it doesn't. It doesn't. He's not gonna make it.

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Yeah, not this one, but the next one.

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You have a burst. He doesn't have a burst.

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Okay, now I'm on a Jinxie. They're trying to collaborate. So we're not going to go for Gangtop.

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They're going to try to fuck us out of the cannon.

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Okay, smite this at 600. Smite at 6.

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Nice, going, going, going!

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Q R W E.

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Nice. Keep fighting, keep fighting. No chase him out, chase him out, chase him out.

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Q R W E, okay? It's going to be a big burst.

11:19:02.040 --> 11:19:04.040
Okay now walk away walk away and recall in that bush right now.

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After you do that just like just just uh W back okay.

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Now James don't forget to buy your Bork.

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Cuz you got uh say it again and I'll go back and kiss my hand now.

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Come back come back come back man.

11:19:13.040 --> 11:19:17.040
No no you play the run king play the run king play the run king play the run king.

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Pop your pot you can now.

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I'm carrying the fuck out of here.

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Hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him.

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QW QW wait QW.

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Oh he's out of the turret.

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Oh he's out of the fucking tower bro shut up.

11:19:27.040 --> 11:19:31.040
You can you can you can stay in the tower range.

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You can see it!

11:19:32.040 --> 11:19:34.940
Jinxie, have you ever watched The Witcher before?

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No.

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Okay, anyways, they have a song in it.

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So I want you to sing Tosca Canon to your Jinxie.

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Tosca Canon to your Jinxie.

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There you go, perfect.

11:19:45.540 --> 11:19:48.940
And every time you gang someone's slain in this game, you're gonna say that.

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Got it. Yes, sir.

11:19:50.940 --> 11:19:54.440
Okay, so now you're gonna go Krugs into Raptors.

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And then with Drone Top, maybe we skip...

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Yes, you killed top. You want to be a murderer? Yeah, do it fast

11:20:03.140 --> 11:20:05.140
Go track out Luder London. Yeah

11:20:09.260 --> 11:20:11.300
So the kill so we kill okay

11:20:19.300 --> 11:20:21.460
For the bloodsend for the bloodsend

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OUTS! OUTS!

11:20:23.460 --> 11:20:25.460
Where did he go?

11:20:25.460 --> 11:20:27.460
Niiiice!

11:20:27.460 --> 11:20:29.460
Fucking call it!

11:20:29.460 --> 11:20:31.460
Okay, so now look for the crab, look for the crab.

11:20:33.460 --> 11:20:35.460
What are you, you have to shove this and help drink to get out the crab?

11:20:35.460 --> 11:20:39.460
Oh wait, actually, actually look for the blue buff. Try to get this blue buff for this.

11:20:39.460 --> 11:20:41.460
Why are you pressing B? Press B, that's it.

11:20:41.460 --> 11:20:43.460
I actually know you know what to fuck it.

11:20:43.460 --> 11:20:45.460
Go crab into grubs.

11:20:45.460 --> 11:20:49.460
Okay, what you're gonna do now, Muto? Get a boo, you're gonna get the boo and the book, okay?

11:20:49.460 --> 11:20:51.460
I'll get a buck.

11:20:51.460 --> 11:20:53.460
I'll do the kiss right there.

11:20:53.460 --> 11:20:55.460
It's over dude, you shot.

11:20:55.460 --> 11:20:57.460
Fuck you, fuck you.

11:20:57.460 --> 11:20:59.460
How do you say fuck me up?

11:20:59.460 --> 11:21:01.460
I'm giving you the bread and butter.

11:21:01.460 --> 11:21:03.460
I'm not saying I'm giving you.

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You know what?

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You and me and I will say how you perform.

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Let's see it.

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Let's see another 515 performance.

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Wait, Hums.

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Hums, go mute for two minutes.

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Hums, go mute for two minutes.

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if anything ends up happening.

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I'm going to see it. Go ahead.

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Okay.

11:21:23.460 --> 11:21:25.460
Jinx, you look for the Raptors.

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Now I want you to drone top, and Jinx,

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while Muda is reigning,

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I want you to criticize him, so you psych him

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out of performing well.

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Muda, make sure you're last hitting.

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Okay, so now go for the Wolves.

11:21:37.460 --> 11:21:39.460
Go for the Wolves. Alright, now

11:21:39.460 --> 11:21:41.460
criticize Muda again. Fast. You have a timer.

11:21:41.460 --> 11:21:43.460
Muda, last hit, last hit. The cannon, the cannon dips it.

11:21:43.460 --> 11:21:45.460
The cannon, why did that take so long?

11:21:45.460 --> 11:21:53.040
Okay, good. Okay, so now just play for the wolves, out of the wolves. You don't want to look on the blue into uh, into uh, gromp.

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Now when you start clearing the bruh, the blue buff, I want you to look back top and start criticizing him again.

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No, no, no, no!

11:22:05.740 --> 11:22:06.480
I don't know.

11:22:07.960 --> 11:22:09.480
You win this, you win this, go and do it.

11:22:10.040 --> 11:22:10.760
You win, R.

11:22:10.760 --> 11:22:28.760
Okay, Hums, I have a bet for you.

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Me and you, we both go mute right now.

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First student to get a kill, the coach has to get the other guy 10 subs.

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Or like the student that didn't get the kill.

11:22:37.320 --> 11:22:38.320
Okay, but...

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Alright, I'm muting.

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Wait what about dying? Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait I didn't see it! Oh my god oh

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See ya'll see ya'll

11:22:57.080 --> 11:22:58.120
Get back

11:23:03.240 --> 11:23:05.560
Alright some muta both of our queens are muted if you think you're better

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On this character, I'm not as confident, no bro, but if I was on Yone, yes, yes, but I have a better ring percentage than you.

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Yeah, because 99% of the games you fucking play is because you have this fucking thick head in the air.

11:23:18.560 --> 11:23:23.560
I'm not fucking playing rage.

11:23:27.560 --> 11:23:31.560
I had someone in my ear telling me I'm a god of it, 3 seconds, why they had to ace every game.

11:23:31.560 --> 11:23:37.800
okay it's okay we're looking good in this game okay bro just don't fuck around

11:23:37.800 --> 11:23:44.760
first one to get a kill wins first one to get a kill wins

11:23:44.760 --> 11:23:55.880
um I'm gonna make a fucking plan not this if you're watching this

11:23:55.880 --> 11:23:59.880
I got you coach.

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No we go dragon.

11:24:02.880 --> 11:24:05.880
Kaylin come here dumb bitch.

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Sorry.

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Wait mouse coming.

11:24:10.880 --> 11:24:16.880
I'm already fucked out of there.

11:24:16.880 --> 11:24:18.880
Back to dragon.

11:24:18.880 --> 11:24:19.880
Don't get out of line.

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Don't be iron.

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Don't be iron.

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Back to fucking dragon.

11:24:24.880 --> 11:24:26.880
I

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That's got a dragon first Luda and I have more kills than you and more CS than you

11:24:45.840 --> 11:24:47.840
But I have more kills than you

11:24:48.520 --> 11:24:51.200
Light my PC on five everybody you ever again

11:24:54.880 --> 11:25:01.880
I should have recalled but I didn't get to kill him before you did.

11:25:01.880 --> 11:25:06.880
I should have recalled but I didn't get to kill him before you did.

11:25:06.880 --> 11:25:08.880
I have a better co-

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Yeah, I gotta kill him for you.

11:25:13.880 --> 11:25:15.880
I gotta kill him for you.

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Let's go!

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Genji!

11:25:17.880 --> 11:25:20.880
Muta, like, Muta, are you gonna play the game?

11:25:20.880 --> 11:25:22.880
You're just fucking AFK!

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the whole time I'm watching what I'm playing I kid you not the mouth is walking up hitting

11:25:37.280 --> 11:25:42.200
the minion and what I was playing back how you're playing a mage walk up and fight

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I'm on your team I bless your kill like I'm literally I'm gonna kill myself with my ever

11:25:49.520 --> 11:25:53.640
stuff they'll be game with you guys ever in my life ever ever ever ever ever ever ever

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yo muda I hope you know you're getting Stockholm syndrome into liking this tonight you're gonna

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dream about this situation and it's gonna make you so hard they're gonna wake up in

11:26:02.120 --> 11:26:05.560
the morning you're gonna have to believe yourself to the sound of our BC once again

11:26:05.560 --> 11:26:10.560
How does Jinxie always listen to the doctors when Master of K lives to me?

11:26:10.560 --> 11:26:12.560
Can you teach me the way?

11:26:12.560 --> 11:26:15.560
Okay, okay, you want to actually know Hums?

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You want me to tell you how?

11:26:16.560 --> 11:26:19.560
Okay, watch, I want you to watch.

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Alright Jinxie, who's the greatest fucking player on the planet?

11:26:22.560 --> 11:26:23.560
Me.

11:26:23.560 --> 11:26:26.560
Who's the person that Thaker is gonna look up to one day?

11:26:26.560 --> 11:26:27.560
Me.

11:26:27.560 --> 11:26:31.560
Who's the person that when he walks in your lane, you want to fucking drop your pants,

11:26:31.560 --> 11:26:34.680
fucked in the ass by him and then give him all your gold because of how much he deserves

11:26:34.680 --> 11:26:39.880
a mean so you better fucking walk right now and steal your fucking caillons

11:26:39.880 --> 11:26:47.160
wave now steal the kills and steal the wave and belongs to you you are the

11:26:47.160 --> 11:26:54.000
fucking mc bro press W get your fucking double and then get the goddamn wave

11:26:54.000 --> 11:26:56.000
That's what I like to see.

11:26:56.000 --> 11:26:59.000
Now what if he doesn't listen to all that he just said?

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Oh, he will.

11:27:01.000 --> 11:27:05.000
And the thing is, it's like asking what if a vegetable's a fruit, Tums.

11:27:05.000 --> 11:27:07.000
You know what I mean? Take the cannon. Take the cannon.

11:27:07.000 --> 11:27:09.000
Oh my god.

11:27:09.000 --> 11:27:15.000
Okay, wait. Tums, do you want to try out doing my method on Muda right now?

11:27:15.000 --> 11:27:17.000
Like, if he on Muda-

11:27:17.000 --> 11:27:19.000
I haven't muted. I haven't muted. I don't want to listen.

11:27:19.000 --> 11:27:22.000
Muda, he's going to try something new.

11:27:22.000 --> 11:27:24.400
I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't care.

11:27:24.400 --> 11:27:28.000
I'd rather be coachless than big coachless guy, like ever in my life.

11:27:28.000 --> 11:27:32.000
Okay. Okay.

11:27:32.000 --> 11:27:36.000
So now, he's AFK the whole time. I'm telling you what combos to do.

11:27:36.000 --> 11:27:40.000
He just came back. I've never seen an aggressive non-fight against a ring.

11:27:40.000 --> 11:27:42.000
Hums, listen to me. This is what you have to do then.

11:27:42.000 --> 11:27:45.000
What you have to do is if your student refuses to listen to you,

11:27:45.000 --> 11:27:50.000
you need to stand up right now and start doing a zesty little ritualistic dance

11:27:50.000 --> 11:27:55.000
to send your spiritual sexual energy to accompany him on this journey.

11:27:55.000 --> 11:27:58.000
I can't do that. I got man boobs. I don't want to shake it right now.

11:27:58.000 --> 11:28:01.000
Dude, Hums, put your man boobs together.

11:28:01.000 --> 11:28:04.000
Put your man boobs together and pretend you're giving him a tit job.

11:28:04.000 --> 11:28:05.000
It's the only way to...

11:28:05.000 --> 11:28:08.000
Hums, if you're not willing to go the extra mile, bro.

11:28:08.000 --> 11:28:10.000
I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that.

11:28:10.000 --> 11:28:12.000
I got some big ass tits right now.

11:28:12.000 --> 11:28:16.000
Yes! Dude, Hums, your tits are supposed to be fucked by Muda.

11:28:16.000 --> 11:28:18.000
by muda! hit the servant!

11:28:19.000 --> 11:28:22.000
HUNZ BRO! YOU NEED TO DO THE SHIT!

11:28:22.500 --> 11:28:24.500
I'm not doing that!

11:28:25.000 --> 11:28:26.000
Okay, no no no no no.

11:28:26.000 --> 11:28:27.000
Double gugabagi.

11:28:27.000 --> 11:28:32.000
Okay, now listen, Jinkzy, you're gonna look for the raptors, finish the full clear,

11:28:32.000 --> 11:28:34.000
drags up in about a minute.

11:28:35.000 --> 11:28:36.000
Coach, I'm literally sl-

11:28:36.000 --> 11:28:37.000
I'm just-

11:28:37.000 --> 11:28:38.000
I'm just fucking-

11:28:38.000 --> 11:28:39.000
I- I'm the fat guy now.

11:28:39.000 --> 11:28:40.000
Now I'm-

11:28:40.000 --> 11:28:41.000
You know what, yeah, I-

11:28:41.000 --> 11:28:43.000
You can- you can look for a gangsta, man. Yes, he has E.

11:28:43.000 --> 11:28:57.780
Yes, so hums of your suit emutes you you needed to zesty ritualistic dances to accompany him on his journey, bro

11:28:58.120 --> 11:29:00.620
Start being committed, please

11:29:04.000 --> 11:29:08.220
Okay, so now Jamesy go for a bug guy so now Jamesy why you're ganking bot

11:29:08.220 --> 11:29:12.720
I want to take one up hand off your keyboard and so pretend that you're making them go down on you

11:29:12.720 --> 11:29:16.760
Do it now fast one hand off the keyboard. Just record them to death

11:29:17.140 --> 11:29:25.160
Nice now do it do it do it. Yes. Yes, see now you're spiritually sexually mentally and physically dominating them in every way

11:29:25.160 --> 11:29:27.160
He's yes, but

11:29:27.400 --> 11:29:29.400
Doesn't matter even if you die

11:29:29.400 --> 11:29:34.760
1000 gold on them is with a hundred gold on you because how much better you are who gives up fucking if you die

11:29:34.760 --> 11:29:40.240
I got it. Yes. Mura. Mura. I'm on it. I'm on it. Yo

11:29:40.240 --> 11:29:43.520
No, Muda, I'm real Hamza, he said he's dead.

11:29:43.520 --> 11:29:45.520
No, I'd rather die!

11:29:45.520 --> 11:29:47.020
I'd rather die!

11:29:48.880 --> 11:29:50.220
I'd rather die!

11:29:51.500 --> 11:29:54.920
May God kill me before I unmute this guy.

11:29:57.240 --> 11:29:59.360
My student, he doesn't listen.

11:29:59.360 --> 11:30:01.320
He's being disobedient.

11:30:01.320 --> 11:30:03.440
So listen, this is what we're going to do now, Jinxie.

11:30:03.440 --> 11:30:04.280
Look, he's just running the blue,

11:30:04.280 --> 11:30:06.280
he's getting ran down by a mouth fight as Leblanc.

11:30:06.280 --> 11:30:08.560
So no, Jinxie, Jinxie, go do the dragon,

11:30:08.560 --> 11:30:14.340
and mera how much you need Thumbs

11:30:14.340 --> 11:30:25.840
Plan, Thumbs

11:30:25.840 --> 11:30:37.520
and

11:30:37.520 --> 11:30:43.240
Come in maybe you can find the mouth bite now type in all chat go mid slash all go mid and the walksman

11:30:45.240 --> 11:30:50.640
Hold you hold you hold you oh no no no okay back up back up you fucks up the up

11:31:00.560 --> 11:31:02.400
I missed my hour I

11:31:02.400 --> 11:31:06.800
Missed my hour wait. I have an idea mood up. Why don't we swap coaches for the rest of the game?

11:31:06.800 --> 11:31:13.480
can we do that we swap coaches for the rest of game come on all right we're

11:31:13.480 --> 11:31:24.520
gonna see you're gonna get up to kill this time okay

11:31:24.520 --> 11:31:35.520
I want you to fucking take the wave right now, take the wave and then you're gonna take the last hole, you're gonna recall, fucking farm it. Recall, walk straight down and let's get some kills.

11:31:35.520 --> 11:31:44.520
Like Muda, right now we don't need to be fucking farming versus tank ass bitch, we need to be cropping booty. I want you to make some booty cropping sounds.

11:31:44.520 --> 11:31:49.520
Yeah Muda, make those sounds bro, I'm gonna make booty cropping sounds.

11:31:49.520 --> 11:31:53.680
sounds so you won't let me down jake say I know you won't okay you just like to cheer up though

11:31:53.680 --> 11:31:58.880
okay it doesn't listen listen what you're gonna do here

11:32:00.000 --> 11:32:04.640
okay you always always use your titanium it's up on on okay my gear on the okay so now

11:32:05.840 --> 11:32:10.080
you're gonna walk straight bot here you're gonna wait for them to walk in i wanted to jump mid

11:32:10.080 --> 11:32:14.480
hover mid maybe you can walk up there walk up there and look for a kill like right now we don't

11:32:14.480 --> 11:32:21.480
You don't want you to farm. If you farm an iron you're wasting time or we want to kill you, don't do this, don't do this, you can't fight here.

11:32:21.480 --> 11:32:23.480
What's my ability, what's my QR?

11:32:23.480 --> 11:32:25.480
Do your route, just oxygen, you can't fight here.

11:32:25.480 --> 11:32:28.480
So what do you want to do is just hop off to the side and then you're going to want to try to land your E.

11:32:28.480 --> 11:32:29.480
But just wait up.

11:32:29.480 --> 11:32:30.480
Where do you want me to go with?

11:32:30.480 --> 11:32:33.480
No, don't go in yet, don't go in yet, your need wait for your team to engage.

11:32:33.480 --> 11:32:35.480
Wait for your team, you guys can't fight here, do not fight.

11:32:35.480 --> 11:32:38.480
Think so right now, go to your wolf can, just farm.

11:32:38.480 --> 11:32:39.480
You're wrong.

11:32:39.480 --> 11:32:41.480
This could be good, this could be good.

11:32:41.480 --> 11:32:42.480
Wait for it.

11:32:42.480 --> 11:32:45.120
This is not good, this is not good, don't even, don't listen, don't listen.

11:32:45.120 --> 11:32:47.600
That's a dope song to go in, it's a 40-5.

11:32:47.600 --> 11:32:50.240
Wait for it, wait for it, we're waiting right now.

11:32:50.240 --> 11:32:53.520
Hide, shut the fuck up and we can go mid!

11:32:53.520 --> 11:32:55.520
No, it's gonna be a 40-5!

11:32:55.520 --> 11:32:58.320
Okay, go and go, go and, Jigs is going in 94!

11:32:58.320 --> 11:32:58.800
Four!

11:33:00.000 --> 11:33:01.120
Nice, this is good.

11:33:01.120 --> 11:33:02.720
W, W, W on them.

11:33:02.720 --> 11:33:04.160
E, E, nice!

11:33:04.160 --> 11:33:06.480
Q, Q, Q, Q, nice!

11:33:06.480 --> 11:33:07.680
No, we can't stop her, okay.

11:33:07.680 --> 11:33:08.960
No, Muda, you want more.

11:33:08.960 --> 11:33:10.480
That ain't enough for Big Daddy!

11:33:10.480 --> 11:33:12.160
Big Daddy wants more!

11:33:12.160 --> 11:33:13.160
Abar!

11:33:13.160 --> 11:33:14.160
Go press B, press B.

11:33:14.160 --> 11:33:15.160
This is good.

11:33:15.160 --> 11:33:16.160
Now just wait.

11:33:16.160 --> 11:33:17.160
Now back up, back up.

11:33:17.160 --> 11:33:18.160
Yeah, buy a visage.

11:33:18.160 --> 11:33:19.160
Wait, press Tab?

11:33:19.160 --> 11:33:20.160
See if you can look bot here.

11:33:20.160 --> 11:33:21.160
They have this, that's this.

11:33:21.160 --> 11:33:22.160
See if you can look bot here.

11:33:22.160 --> 11:33:25.160
Uh, low key, that fans like that.

11:33:25.160 --> 11:33:27.160
Okay, so now this is what we're going to do.

11:33:27.160 --> 11:33:28.160
So now we're going to press Tab?

11:33:28.160 --> 11:33:29.160
Yeah.

11:33:29.160 --> 11:33:31.160
Yeah, go bot, and then you're going to start split pushing.

11:33:31.160 --> 11:33:33.160
Uh, then I'll go visage here.

11:33:33.160 --> 11:33:34.160
Go visage.

11:33:34.160 --> 11:33:36.160
Get a movie.

11:33:36.160 --> 11:33:38.160
Alright, so now listen to that.

11:33:38.160 --> 11:33:39.160
No, stairs, stairs, stairs.

11:33:39.160 --> 11:33:40.160
What am I saying?

11:33:40.160 --> 11:33:41.160
Arm it up a little bit.

11:33:41.160 --> 11:33:42.160
I'm a understanding student, right?

11:33:42.160 --> 11:33:43.160
You're good, you're good, you're good.

11:33:43.160 --> 11:33:44.160
Mom's like, you're good, bro.

11:33:44.160 --> 11:33:45.160
I'm an understanding student, right?

11:33:45.160 --> 11:33:46.160
You're silly.

11:33:46.160 --> 11:33:47.160
Get it killed.

11:33:47.160 --> 11:33:48.160
Mom, mom, mom.

11:33:48.160 --> 11:33:49.160
Okay, so you're going to take your blue gear?

11:33:49.160 --> 11:33:50.160
Hunts, take the red!

11:33:50.160 --> 11:33:51.160
Moodie, take the wave!

11:33:51.160 --> 11:33:52.160
Moodie, take the wave!

11:33:52.160 --> 11:33:54.160
Your court secretary, Kailin, doesn't deserve shit!

11:33:54.160 --> 11:33:55.160
You think you're gay?

11:33:55.160 --> 11:33:56.160
Okay, listen, bitch, listen.

11:33:56.160 --> 11:33:57.160
Take your blue, your gromp, and then move over and look for a gromp.

11:33:57.160 --> 11:33:58.160
Back up, back up, back up, back up.

11:33:58.160 --> 11:33:59.160
Yes, sir, yes, sir.

11:33:59.160 --> 11:34:00.160
That's panic.

11:34:00.160 --> 11:34:01.160
Always use your fact panic when it's off.

11:34:01.160 --> 11:34:02.160
Always use it.

11:34:02.160 --> 11:34:03.160
Okay, so now we're going to start.

11:34:03.160 --> 11:34:04.780
When it's up, when it's up, always use it.

11:34:04.780 --> 11:34:07.320
So now we say, Muta, this is what I'm going to do.

11:34:07.320 --> 11:34:09.200
I want you to walk back, I want you to walk back,

11:34:09.200 --> 11:34:11.640
sit in the bush, and then you're going to start doing

11:34:11.640 --> 11:34:14.000
a nice little, a nice little, like,

11:34:14.000 --> 11:34:15.920
you're going to try to send up mental energy

11:34:15.920 --> 11:34:17.640
to make the enemy into you.

11:34:17.640 --> 11:34:20.400
So start mentally sending out your brain,

11:34:20.400 --> 11:34:22.320
mentally send it out, I need to focus.

11:34:22.320 --> 11:34:23.160
I know, feel.

11:34:23.160 --> 11:34:24.920
I see the purple shield, that means you can't hit him.

11:34:24.920 --> 11:34:26.520
So you need to burn it first, and then you can.

11:34:26.520 --> 11:34:27.760
Nice, E, you see?

11:34:27.760 --> 11:34:29.040
Okay, that's fine, you got to flash.

11:34:29.040 --> 11:34:29.880
Recast, I'll be your firefighter.

11:34:29.880 --> 11:34:30.800
I'm doing it, I'm doing it, I'm doing it.

11:34:30.800 --> 11:34:31.300
Do it, doctor!

11:34:31.300 --> 11:34:32.800
Yeah, yeah, yeah, take the wave, take the wave!

11:34:32.800 --> 11:34:33.800
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

11:34:33.800 --> 11:34:35.800
So take the next wave, push it out,

11:34:35.800 --> 11:34:37.800
This is good, not even push it.

11:34:37.800 --> 11:34:39.800
Okay, I'm gonna go for the first one.

11:34:39.800 --> 11:34:41.800
If you want to, I'll push you again W and R.

11:34:41.800 --> 11:34:43.800
W, R is the best way to do shit.

11:34:43.800 --> 11:34:44.800
W, R?

11:34:44.800 --> 11:34:47.800
Yeah, W, R if you want to, Insta-Clear Waves.

11:34:47.800 --> 11:34:48.800
Okay, so we're...

11:34:48.800 --> 11:34:50.800
Wait, I can also have the minions in shit?

11:34:50.800 --> 11:34:54.800
Yeah, like you can also have the minions, like Insta-Clear Waves.

11:34:54.800 --> 11:34:56.800
If you like, if you don't think you are to come...

11:34:56.800 --> 11:34:57.800
So like, give an example?

11:34:57.800 --> 11:34:59.800
Okay, I'll just now back up.

11:34:59.800 --> 11:35:06.920
Yeah, so now listen back up you hold you all you're gonna want to back up and then after we're gonna try looking for a fight soon

11:35:06.920 --> 11:35:11.320
So wait until the run for a fan. Yeah, take his camp. Yeah, so now just run away. Just run away

11:35:11.320 --> 11:35:13.320
You can't do shit here anymore.

11:35:13.320 --> 11:35:15.320
Yeah, you know, Miko? Miko, it's been her gold.

11:35:15.320 --> 11:35:17.320
No, there you go! Keep fighting!

11:35:17.320 --> 11:35:19.320
Keep fighting!

11:35:19.320 --> 11:35:21.320
No, cute! There you go!

11:35:21.320 --> 11:35:23.320
Yes! Yes, I'm done!

11:35:23.320 --> 11:35:25.320
Yes, I'm done! Yes, I'm done!

11:35:25.320 --> 11:35:27.320
Get it, I got shot at playing with shot at.

11:35:27.320 --> 11:35:29.320
I got you, coach! You're such a great coach!

11:35:29.320 --> 11:35:31.320
That's what I'm saying! I still didn't listen to you!

11:35:31.320 --> 11:35:33.320
God, your other student must have been a real piece of shit.

11:35:33.320 --> 11:35:35.320
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but I would say he's slow.

11:35:35.320 --> 11:35:37.320
He's slow. Not gonna have all access to school.

11:35:37.320 --> 11:35:39.320
That guy is slow. He doesn't listen.

11:35:39.320 --> 11:35:40.320
What are you gonna do?

11:35:40.320 --> 11:35:41.320
Titanic! Always Titanic!

11:35:41.320 --> 11:35:42.820
I want you to walk mid.

11:35:42.820 --> 11:35:44.820
Now, now see if you can walk towards bot.

11:35:44.820 --> 11:35:46.320
Go to dragon! Go to dragon!

11:35:46.320 --> 11:35:50.320
Now, see if Jinxy's willing to gank bot because they're super extended.

11:35:50.320 --> 11:35:54.320
If Jinxy ganks bot because they're super extended, then you can get free kills.

11:35:54.320 --> 11:35:55.320
I'm really going.

11:35:55.320 --> 11:35:56.320
It's too late. It's too late.

11:35:56.320 --> 11:35:57.320
I'm really going.

11:35:57.320 --> 11:35:59.320
Okay, so now go bot. Go bot with Jinxy.

11:35:59.320 --> 11:36:00.320
Dragon, Jinxy Dragon.

11:36:00.320 --> 11:36:03.320
If Jinxy presses W, then he can actually...

11:36:03.320 --> 11:36:05.320
No, no, no! Jinxy Dragon! Dragon, Dragon!

11:36:05.320 --> 11:36:07.320
Jinxy, what's your time?

11:36:07.320 --> 11:36:08.320
Wait a second.

11:36:08.320 --> 11:36:12.320
All right, nice. So now we made them run away. We made them clean.

11:36:12.320 --> 11:36:14.320
What the fuck was that, Duncan?

11:36:14.320 --> 11:36:17.320
Why is he on your coach?

11:36:17.320 --> 11:36:19.320
Sorry, Josh. He's just a mean guy.

11:36:19.320 --> 11:36:22.320
Okay, so now listen, Muta, take the cannon.

11:36:22.320 --> 11:36:24.320
Let your jungler do dragon.

11:36:24.320 --> 11:36:27.320
Get your jungler's shot to do dragon fuel while you find the waves.

11:36:27.320 --> 11:36:28.320
1.4, okay?

11:36:28.320 --> 11:36:29.320
Get ready to pass us.

11:36:29.320 --> 11:36:30.320
Up, up, nice!

11:36:30.320 --> 11:36:33.320
Okay, so now walk towards the dragon.

11:36:33.320 --> 11:36:35.320
Walk towards the dragon, Muta. We don't want to farm right now.

11:36:35.320 --> 11:36:37.320
Do not fight. No, no, no. You have too much gold. Do not fight.

11:36:37.320 --> 11:36:37.820
What's that?

11:36:37.820 --> 11:36:38.820
We need a gun.

11:36:40.520 --> 11:36:42.120
Okay, Muda, this is all you.

11:36:42.120 --> 11:36:43.820
You are a picker, Muda.

11:36:43.820 --> 11:36:45.320
You know what to do!

11:36:45.320 --> 11:36:46.320
Go in!

11:36:46.820 --> 11:36:47.320
Get down!

11:36:47.820 --> 11:36:49.320
Okay, maybe that's the team help.

11:36:49.320 --> 11:36:49.820
Go.

11:36:51.120 --> 11:36:51.620
Please, guys.

11:36:51.620 --> 11:36:52.120
Nice!

11:36:52.120 --> 11:36:52.620
Nice.

11:36:52.620 --> 11:36:53.320
Very nice.

11:36:53.820 --> 11:36:54.320
Press P.

11:36:54.320 --> 11:36:54.820
Press P.

11:36:54.820 --> 11:36:55.520
That's who we're looking for.

11:36:55.520 --> 11:36:56.020
God, Muda.

11:36:56.020 --> 11:36:57.820
I'm carrying the fuck out of you, Muda!

11:36:57.820 --> 11:36:59.320
I'm carrying the fuck out of you!

11:36:59.320 --> 11:37:01.820
Hey, why the fuck did I not get that kill, dog-test?

11:37:01.820 --> 11:37:02.820
Because you suck!

11:37:02.820 --> 11:37:03.820
Piece of shit.

11:37:03.820 --> 11:37:04.820
God, I should have stolen it.

11:37:04.820 --> 11:37:06.320
You got one KB in 25 minutes.

11:37:06.320 --> 11:37:12.480
I have more kills than my entire team Hamza my entire I know

11:37:30.240 --> 11:37:32.240
What we do now

11:37:32.240 --> 11:37:34.240
Muda you're gonna want to walk

11:37:34.240 --> 11:37:40.000
At this point all you have to do is just walk with your team and have them force a fight

11:37:40.000 --> 11:37:41.700
It's a crutch raptors walls

11:37:41.700 --> 11:37:47.160
Well, okay now if nobody goes top you can also go top as well

11:37:47.160 --> 11:37:51.860
But you're just gonna want to fight right now like drone over the gas so see what's going to get so keep on

11:37:51.860 --> 11:37:53.860
All right, I'll chase it

11:37:53.860 --> 11:37:55.860
Okay, oh

11:38:02.240 --> 11:38:05.280
I'm over you might you okay try to go in after now

11:38:05.480 --> 11:38:07.480
Flash out, flash out

11:38:07.880 --> 11:38:10.600
I'm picking up, you clean this up. He's right. Clean up

11:38:11.880 --> 11:38:15.360
So I'm ironically there's a double kill there's a double kill right here

11:38:16.160 --> 11:38:18.160
Yeah

11:38:19.800 --> 11:38:21.800
Right as you get him just run him down

11:38:21.800 --> 11:38:27.340
So one of the reason why you died is because Jin sees coach made him arm instead of fighting fighting

11:38:32.240 --> 11:38:33.160
I understand. I understand.

11:38:33.160 --> 11:38:34.260
Only get on the TV.

11:38:34.260 --> 11:38:35.060
You see me? No, no, no.

11:38:35.060 --> 11:38:36.000
The TV. Kill him. Kill him.

11:38:36.000 --> 11:38:36.760
Kill the guy on the TV.

11:38:36.760 --> 11:38:37.840
Yep. Kill him. Kill him.

11:38:38.760 --> 11:38:40.320
E. E. E.

11:38:40.320 --> 11:38:41.040
Nice.

11:38:41.760 --> 11:38:42.960
Titanic and you.

11:38:42.960 --> 11:38:43.760
All right.

11:38:43.760 --> 11:38:45.200
No, it's just us.

11:38:45.200 --> 11:38:46.520
Yes!

11:38:46.520 --> 11:38:48.040
Yeah, it's also us.

11:38:48.040 --> 11:38:49.240
Yeah, it's also us.

11:38:49.240 --> 11:38:51.000
You're such a good coach.

11:38:51.000 --> 11:38:52.160
Oh, my God.

11:38:52.160 --> 11:38:52.920
You know, I'm moved up.

11:38:52.920 --> 11:38:54.640
What are you going to do when you respond here?

11:38:54.640 --> 11:38:55.600
You're going to want to walk on it?

11:38:55.600 --> 11:38:56.760
I've solved the problem.

11:38:56.760 --> 11:38:57.600
I've solved the problem.

11:38:57.600 --> 11:38:58.960
Dude, he's not listening to this.

11:38:58.960 --> 11:38:59.680
Not yet.

11:38:59.680 --> 11:39:00.840
Dude, it's such a piece of shit.

11:39:00.840 --> 11:39:01.680
I'm so sorry.

11:39:01.680 --> 11:39:05.760
Shut the fuck up. My student is playing perfect right now. He's

11:39:07.440 --> 11:39:12.960
You're the one not grief so much of a bomb pick no no no no I didn't he thought he wanted to play the block

11:39:12.960 --> 11:39:16.620
That's all he knew how to play because that brother so okay, so now listen go back

11:39:16.800 --> 11:39:20.640
What are you gonna do is you just wanna last hit the minions here like

11:39:22.360 --> 11:39:24.360
Push with W push with W

11:39:24.360 --> 11:39:27.360
Okay, I guess you have to keep an eye on him.

11:39:27.360 --> 11:39:28.360
I know, you have to do it.

11:39:28.360 --> 11:39:29.360
I know.

11:39:29.360 --> 11:39:30.360
He'll be out to be.

11:39:30.360 --> 11:39:31.360
Just shove this in, shove this in.

11:39:31.360 --> 11:39:32.360
So I want you to do Q.

11:39:32.360 --> 11:39:33.360
Kill my bike.

11:39:33.360 --> 11:39:34.360
Kill my bike.

11:39:34.360 --> 11:39:35.360
Yabbar.

11:39:35.360 --> 11:39:36.360
Yabbar.

11:39:36.360 --> 11:39:37.360
R. R.

11:39:37.360 --> 11:39:38.360
Okay.

11:39:38.360 --> 11:39:39.360
So now you can actually kill this guy.

11:39:39.360 --> 11:39:40.360
W in.

11:39:40.360 --> 11:39:41.360
W in and then E him.

11:39:41.360 --> 11:39:42.360
W in and then E him.

11:39:42.360 --> 11:39:43.360
Okay.

11:39:43.360 --> 11:39:44.360
I'm some of the greatest of all time.

11:39:44.360 --> 11:39:45.360
Nice.

11:39:45.360 --> 11:39:46.360
I'm some of the greatest of all time.

11:39:46.360 --> 11:39:47.360
I'm some of the greatest of all time.

11:39:47.360 --> 11:39:48.360
I'm some of the greatest of all time.

11:39:48.360 --> 11:39:49.360
You're doing good.

11:39:49.360 --> 11:39:50.360
You're doing good.

11:39:50.360 --> 11:39:51.360
You're doing amazing.

11:39:51.360 --> 11:39:52.360
I swear to God, you're doing amazing.

11:39:52.360 --> 11:39:53.360
Okay.

11:39:53.360 --> 11:39:55.360
So now this is what you're going to do.

11:39:55.360 --> 11:39:56.360
Muda, listen.

11:39:56.360 --> 11:39:57.360
Push in the weight.

11:39:57.360 --> 11:39:59.360
Do not let your mid.

11:39:59.360 --> 11:40:00.360
Yes, sir.

11:40:00.360 --> 11:40:01.360
Yes, sir.

11:40:01.360 --> 11:40:02.360
Stop.

11:40:02.360 --> 11:40:04.360
Boy, you literally said he called me.

11:40:04.360 --> 11:40:05.360
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

11:40:05.360 --> 11:40:06.360
No, no, no, no, no, no.

11:40:06.360 --> 11:40:07.360
Under with it.

11:40:07.360 --> 11:40:08.360
They're under there.

11:40:08.360 --> 11:40:09.360
Jack show, Jack show, Jack show.

11:40:09.360 --> 11:40:13.360
Muda, everyone that endures a stream sniping smurf.

11:40:13.360 --> 11:40:14.360
Remember that.

11:40:14.360 --> 11:40:16.360
He's teaching them to move shit.

11:40:16.360 --> 11:40:18.360
So now what you're going to do, Muda, listen.

11:40:18.360 --> 11:40:21.360
All you have to do is you have to just push the mid.

11:40:21.360 --> 11:40:25.360
And then if they walk up you back off after them and go to Baron, okay?

11:40:25.360 --> 11:40:28.600
Think of it like right now. You're the you're the president

11:40:28.600 --> 11:40:31.440
Go on go on fight this fight this this is good

11:40:34.000 --> 11:40:36.720
It's fine you got to do bad you got to do bad ping baron

11:40:38.120 --> 11:40:42.700
For the baron play and then you got to do it. Yeah, so now we're moved out. You're gonna want to back off here

11:40:42.760 --> 11:40:44.760
You're gonna run back off

11:40:45.400 --> 11:40:49.600
And then we're gonna do is I want you to look on the baron look on the baron

11:40:49.600 --> 11:40:50.320
Shut up.

11:40:50.320 --> 11:40:53.440
Hey, Hamza, how much can I press 2 every 10 seconds?

11:40:53.440 --> 11:40:54.240
Every 10 seconds, yeah.

11:40:54.240 --> 11:40:54.740
You got it.

11:40:54.740 --> 11:40:55.760
I always chose a number.

11:40:55.760 --> 11:40:58.040
Like, do you see over it?

11:40:58.040 --> 11:40:59.000
The number is counting down.

11:40:59.000 --> 11:40:59.680
You can always see it.

11:40:59.680 --> 11:41:01.120
Understood, sir.

11:41:01.120 --> 11:41:01.620
Press 2 again.

11:41:01.620 --> 11:41:02.120
So now?

11:41:02.120 --> 11:41:02.840
Keep pressing it.

11:41:02.840 --> 11:41:04.040
You just help him out here.

11:41:04.040 --> 11:41:07.440
If they walk in, you let your team stand in front of you,

11:41:07.440 --> 11:41:10.400
and then you just see past the assassin on the side lines.

11:41:10.400 --> 11:41:11.320
All right?

11:41:11.320 --> 11:41:12.360
I accidentally clicked R.

11:41:12.360 --> 11:41:12.560
That's OK.

11:41:12.560 --> 11:41:12.960
No, it's OK.

11:41:12.960 --> 11:41:13.460
It's OK.

11:41:13.460 --> 11:41:14.000
That's all right.

11:41:14.000 --> 11:41:15.640
OK, try to go to his bot side.

11:41:15.640 --> 11:41:16.140
OK.

11:41:16.140 --> 11:41:17.600
So now, where are you going to do, Chad?

11:41:17.600 --> 11:41:18.360
Put up.

11:41:18.360 --> 11:41:20.360
you're gonna wanna push in this wave

11:41:20.360 --> 11:41:21.360
and let

11:41:21.360 --> 11:41:23.360
you're gonna wanna let jingxi walk in first

11:41:23.360 --> 11:41:25.360
my love, my love, my love

11:41:25.360 --> 11:41:26.360
kill jingxi

11:41:26.360 --> 11:41:27.360
let's see

11:41:27.360 --> 11:41:28.360
hold on to that

11:41:29.360 --> 11:41:30.360
no solicit

11:41:30.360 --> 11:41:31.360
the thing is that

11:41:31.360 --> 11:41:32.360
think of this one mudak

11:41:32.360 --> 11:41:35.360
who have placed the first between you and jingxi

11:41:35.360 --> 11:41:37.360
the other guy gets to reap all the glory of the fight

11:41:37.360 --> 11:41:39.360
you're such a fucking dog shit player

11:41:39.360 --> 11:41:41.360
mudak

11:41:41.360 --> 11:41:42.360
well muda in this

11:41:42.360 --> 11:41:44.360
he made it, he made it, he made it

11:41:44.360 --> 11:41:45.360
muda in this

11:41:45.360 --> 11:41:45.860
yup

11:41:45.860 --> 11:41:46.860
so now that's why

11:41:46.860 --> 11:41:52.900
What you have to do mood off is you need to let Jin see going first that way you follow up and you see your his kills

11:41:52.900 --> 11:41:55.960
Cuz if you're going first, you're gonna play for them. He still see your kills

11:41:57.140 --> 11:42:03.300
Dragon dragon. Okay. Yes, coach. Yes. Yeah, we're the dragons dog chip piece of shit. Yeah audit audit fucking shit player

11:42:03.300 --> 11:42:08.220
Hey, hey, I'm a shit player with 19 kills of 211 CFs. You should be sucking my dick right now

11:42:08.220 --> 11:42:11.100
Yeah, you should literally be subbing your role to the champ, y'all.

11:42:11.100 --> 11:42:14.300
I'm not on my role, and I'm not on my...

11:42:14.300 --> 11:42:18.140
You never got 19 kills with me on your main role anyways!

11:42:18.140 --> 11:42:20.140
Never!

11:42:20.140 --> 11:42:22.140
Get in the smack!

11:42:22.140 --> 11:42:26.940
As your coach, as your coach, I will suck Jynxie's dick for you.

11:42:26.940 --> 11:42:28.940
I will take a bullet for the team.

11:42:28.940 --> 11:42:30.300
Jynxie, are you ready?

11:42:30.300 --> 11:42:31.420
Yes, I'm pulling it out right now.

11:42:31.420 --> 11:42:33.420
Close your eyes and roll them in the back of your head right now.

11:42:33.420 --> 11:42:35.420
Go down there, go down there, go down there.

11:42:35.420 --> 11:42:37.420
Hey! Hey!

11:42:37.420 --> 11:42:39.420
Thank you.

11:42:39.420 --> 11:42:41.420
Okay, spit on it.

11:42:41.420 --> 11:42:43.420
Fuck.

11:42:43.420 --> 11:42:45.420
Alright, I got you.

11:42:45.420 --> 11:42:47.420
What the fuck!

11:42:47.420 --> 11:42:49.420
Muda! I did that for you bro!

11:42:49.420 --> 11:42:51.420
Be grateful!

11:42:51.420 --> 11:42:53.420
And then we'll start off by being an elder, okay?

11:42:53.420 --> 11:42:55.420
Elder, you dog shit piece of shit!

11:42:55.420 --> 11:42:57.420
Elder, you dog shit piece of shit!

11:42:57.420 --> 11:42:59.420
Muda, Muda, look on the elder here.

11:42:59.420 --> 11:43:01.420
As to always remember,

11:43:01.420 --> 11:43:03.420
hit this green pond, hit it so you can heal.

11:43:03.420 --> 11:43:06.520
Hit it so you can heal the green plants the green pot up

11:43:08.300 --> 11:43:10.660
The words I did not for you look for the altar

11:43:16.060 --> 11:43:18.540
The moment you see it below 1.4

11:43:30.620 --> 11:43:32.620
Jason

11:43:33.420 --> 11:43:35.420
So, what do I do?

11:43:35.420 --> 11:43:37.420
I'm out, I'm out.

11:43:37.420 --> 11:43:39.420
Yeah, you can, you can.

11:43:39.420 --> 11:43:43.420
So, I want you to W in, W over the wall, W over the wall, and then leap with E.

11:43:43.420 --> 11:43:45.420
So, E him, E him. Nice.

11:43:45.420 --> 11:43:49.420
GC, whoever comes at you, just like, just try to hit the turret, and then leave the turret.

11:43:49.420 --> 11:43:51.420
Got it, yes sir.

11:43:51.420 --> 11:43:55.420
So, Muta, the reason why you died there is because you used too many abilities to get up close.

11:43:55.420 --> 11:43:59.420
You W'd, and then you ARD, but the problem is that you're ARD and connect.

11:43:59.420 --> 11:44:08.020
So what you have to do is you have to W over the wall, E him, then jiggle him a little bit, teleport back, right, Levan's a champion where you have to take in and out, right?

11:44:08.020 --> 11:44:11.020
You don't want to force him and hook thrust, does that make sense?

11:44:12.520 --> 11:44:18.520
Exactly, like, you need to use the fact that you can go in and go out to your advantage to let your pulldowns reset.

11:44:18.520 --> 11:44:19.720
Very good! Give it all to all the guys!

11:44:19.720 --> 11:44:20.920
Oh, boom! Oh, boom!

11:44:23.220 --> 11:44:24.620
Alright, I'm sorry I'm a piece of shit.

11:44:24.920 --> 11:44:26.220
It's okay, you're not a piece of shit.

11:44:56.220 --> 11:44:59.480
us out to the game right now we need to be settled it's the fact that you need

11:44:59.480 --> 11:45:03.800
more fucking kills bro we need you to go in and I want you to treat every fight

11:45:03.800 --> 11:45:06.220
that you're thinking about the world's handles.

11:45:06.220 --> 11:45:08.220
Ping the turret, just like stay away from them okay?

11:45:08.220 --> 11:45:09.220
Like let's get it done now.

11:45:09.220 --> 11:45:10.220
Yeah yeah.

11:45:10.220 --> 11:45:11.220
Cue the minions to heal if you could.

11:45:11.220 --> 11:45:12.220
Cue that minion?

11:45:12.220 --> 11:45:14.220
Yes yes, it comes to healing.

11:45:14.220 --> 11:45:15.220
Cue Cue the minions.

11:45:15.220 --> 11:45:16.220
What do I do here?

11:45:16.220 --> 11:45:17.220
What do I do?

11:45:17.220 --> 11:45:19.220
So what you do is now you just like kind of like jerk them up a little bit.

11:45:19.220 --> 11:45:24.220
Let them push in and then afterwards when Jinxy goes in you fall behind them.

11:45:24.220 --> 11:45:27.220
You are the follow up, you are not the engage, remember that.

11:45:28.220 --> 11:45:30.220
Wait for the obstacle, Jinxie and then you're gonna ult in, okay?

11:45:30.220 --> 11:45:32.220
Wait for him, wait for him, wait for him. Just wait for him.

11:45:33.220 --> 11:45:35.220
You should be able to walk out, it's okay.

11:45:35.220 --> 11:45:37.220
Patience, don't worry, don't worry, you're good, you're good, you're good, just walk out.

11:45:39.220 --> 11:45:43.220
Alright, so now what you do is you're just gonna let your team walk in first.

11:45:43.220 --> 11:45:46.220
You are the follow up, never forget that, okay?

11:45:46.220 --> 11:45:49.220
So you do not ever want to engage first, ever.

11:45:50.220 --> 11:45:53.220
You can walk us in the ball fight now, Jinxie, okay? You can walk in.

11:45:53.220 --> 11:45:59.220
Yeah, I'll go now because your team is in you know you go

11:46:01.220 --> 11:46:03.220
Okay, so now just keep doing it more

11:46:06.220 --> 11:46:08.620
So you see it's just like that yep, so you just

11:46:12.220 --> 11:46:17.660
Exactly, it's about consumption you're signing like I don't need to tell you what you just want ability

11:46:17.660 --> 11:46:20.740
You just have to understand kind of what's going on you understand

11:46:23.220 --> 11:46:28.820
exactly yes and now the the craziest thing is that if some just love the

11:46:28.820 --> 11:46:32.580
closer the boss and assassins you normally want to look for friends like

11:46:32.580 --> 11:46:37.860
here you can look for fights

11:46:37.860 --> 11:46:44.220
it's okay I think they use everything on you there your teammates didn't follow up

11:46:44.220 --> 11:47:00.220
So now what are you gonna do, you're gonna want to back up, you're gonna want to back up, you're gonna want to back up.

11:47:00.220 --> 11:47:02.220
How much do you want to back up?

11:47:02.220 --> 11:47:11.220
So you can't do barn yet because your midlaner is so bad, so what I want you to do is go top, find the way if you're waiting for barn to spawn.

11:47:11.220 --> 11:47:11.940
Press P.

11:47:11.940 --> 11:47:12.540
I have a hundred and one.

11:47:12.540 --> 11:47:13.140
Coach, step down.

11:47:13.140 --> 11:47:13.740
I have a hundred and one.

11:47:13.740 --> 11:47:14.940
I have a hundred and 21 CSFs.

11:47:14.940 --> 11:47:15.540
You should do better.

11:47:15.540 --> 11:47:16.820
But you see, you're full built.

11:47:16.820 --> 11:47:17.540
So now you want to get.

11:47:17.540 --> 11:47:18.620
Yeah, but the good thing, Moodle, listen.

11:47:18.620 --> 11:47:21.820
It's kind of like the bombshell shit.

11:47:21.820 --> 11:47:22.420
Get a pot.

11:47:22.420 --> 11:47:24.260
Get a pot.

11:47:24.260 --> 11:47:24.820
Press P.

11:47:24.820 --> 11:47:26.580
The thing is, the bombshell scoreboard,

11:47:26.580 --> 11:47:28.220
so it's like a this or a this.

11:47:28.220 --> 11:47:29.900
Should I buy anything or no?

11:47:29.900 --> 11:47:30.900
You're full build now.

11:47:30.900 --> 11:47:32.340
Wait, actually, press Tab.

11:47:32.340 --> 11:47:33.380
I want to see something real quick.

11:47:33.380 --> 11:47:34.020
Press Tab.

11:47:34.020 --> 11:47:35.220
Hey, so now what are you going to do, Moodle?

11:47:35.220 --> 11:47:36.220
Just take the wave.

11:47:36.220 --> 11:47:36.940
Just take the wave.

11:47:36.940 --> 11:47:38.540
That boots, I don't know who told you that boots,

11:47:41.220 --> 11:47:43.780
right click your red boot in your inventory

11:47:43.780 --> 11:47:44.820
so now you have one more week

11:47:44.820 --> 11:47:45.720
you have to sell your boot up

11:47:45.720 --> 11:47:47.460
if they walk up to you, you walk away

11:47:47.460 --> 11:47:49.460
you keep going until you see someone, okay?

11:47:50.300 --> 11:47:52.300
you have to drag your, uh, your, drag it

11:47:52.300 --> 11:47:53.860
so now you can WN you up

11:47:53.860 --> 11:47:55.160
W? there you go

11:47:55.560 --> 11:47:56.460
good, see?

11:47:56.660 --> 11:47:58.160
so now that's how I was walking

11:47:58.160 --> 11:47:59.160
I want you to run away

11:47:59.160 --> 11:48:00.160
I don't know what's going on

11:48:00.160 --> 11:48:01.160
what's the circle?

11:48:01.160 --> 11:48:01.660
what's the circle?

11:48:01.660 --> 11:48:02.660
it's very important

11:48:02.660 --> 11:48:03.660
jing jing see, it's very important

11:48:03.660 --> 11:48:04.160
it's very important

11:48:04.160 --> 11:48:05.660
try to WH, try to WH, WH

11:48:05.660 --> 11:48:07.660
open a shop and right click the boots

11:48:07.660 --> 11:48:08.760
and then get Merc Treads

11:48:09.320 --> 11:48:10.060
open a shop

11:48:10.060 --> 11:48:10.760
I'll be back

11:48:10.760 --> 11:48:13.680
And the whole way about it, you're fucking taken!

11:48:13.680 --> 11:48:15.480
You're fucking taken!

11:48:15.480 --> 11:48:17.000
You're selling fast, now get mertreds.

11:48:17.840 --> 11:48:19.360
There you go, perfect, there you go.

11:48:19.360 --> 11:48:20.200
Any fun you wanna find-

11:48:20.200 --> 11:48:21.760
Luna, what the fuck was that?

11:48:21.760 --> 11:48:22.720
What do you wanna-

11:48:22.720 --> 11:48:23.800
Go back in, go back in!

11:48:23.800 --> 11:48:25.800
Now you take your revenge on these motherfuckers.

11:48:25.800 --> 11:48:27.480
You can get these fucking cock suckers.

11:48:27.480 --> 11:48:28.480
What the fuck?

11:48:28.480 --> 11:48:29.920
Get rid of Alton, Jhensi, get rid of Alton.

11:48:29.920 --> 11:48:30.720
What the fuck did he come from?

11:48:30.720 --> 11:48:31.240
Ready?

11:48:31.240 --> 11:48:32.720
Yeah, he just came out of the water.

11:48:32.720 --> 11:48:33.840
I'm talking about you, slip him out.

11:48:34.840 --> 11:48:35.320
Yup.

11:48:35.320 --> 11:48:35.840
Nice.

11:48:35.840 --> 11:48:36.560
Now you see him.

11:48:36.920 --> 11:48:37.920
You see him, Jhensi?

11:48:37.920 --> 11:48:38.600
Alton!

11:48:39.200 --> 11:48:39.720
Kill!

11:48:40.760 --> 11:48:44.200
nice I'm the game and the game will play

11:48:44.200 --> 11:48:51.980
22 kills you're welcome you're walking out of my head oh thank you you get

11:48:51.980 --> 11:48:56.960
22 kills on my team kiss my hand now fuck you fuck you I don't even see if you

11:48:56.960 --> 11:49:01.160
get 22 kills my team fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck I'm the greatest warwick

11:49:01.160 --> 11:49:04.760
in the history of my family I'm not on my character and I'm top play you've

11:49:04.760 --> 11:49:06.760
I've never gotten 21, yo!

11:49:08.540 --> 11:49:09.900
You never got a 22!

11:49:11.020 --> 11:49:11.520
Okay.

11:49:11.520 --> 11:49:15.120
I don't know, I'm using the principle of the shit that I, I don't know, I just told you that, I don't know what to tell you.

11:49:15.120 --> 11:49:17.320
He's stupid! He got two kills!

11:49:17.320 --> 11:49:17.820
Dude!

11:49:17.820 --> 11:49:20.320
End the game for us, Daddy. Daddy, end the game for us.

11:49:20.320 --> 11:49:21.120
Yep, I got you.

11:49:21.120 --> 11:49:23.120
Daddy, end the game for us. Thank you.

11:49:23.120 --> 11:49:25.120
So this is what we're gonna need.

11:49:25.120 --> 11:49:31.160
Now, we're gonna need now, is we're gonna need hums and muda to settle it.

11:49:31.160 --> 11:49:36.440
So Muda un-mute hums and you guys need to settle the beef. Yeah, please Muda

11:49:44.560 --> 11:49:47.040
You did amazing, okay, you did oh you did go

11:49:47.960 --> 11:49:51.100
Listen, bro. Can I just get some shut off my chest? Yes. Go ahead

11:49:51.620 --> 11:49:56.240
So yeah, I forgive you for for I forgive you for anything that you're sorry for

11:49:56.520 --> 11:50:00.040
But uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna have some brisk up and you're never gonna coach me again

11:50:00.040 --> 11:50:02.640
But I will have you unmuted.

11:50:02.640 --> 11:50:04.000
I will have you unmuted.

11:50:04.000 --> 11:50:07.240
You can't even listen to me when I told you to go in.

11:50:07.240 --> 11:50:09.160
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

11:50:09.160 --> 11:50:11.200
So yeah, that's what's going to happen.

11:50:11.200 --> 11:50:12.840
I'm breaking up with you.

11:50:12.840 --> 11:50:14.000
You're an amazing coach.

11:50:14.000 --> 11:50:15.800
It's not you, it's me.

11:50:15.800 --> 11:50:17.640
It's not you, it's me.

11:50:17.640 --> 11:50:19.800
Wow, Muda, you did absolutely nothing this game.

11:50:19.800 --> 11:50:22.160
Yeah, I literally, I actually basically,

11:50:22.160 --> 11:50:24.200
I would have had a better KDA if I went upstairs

11:50:24.200 --> 11:50:25.800
and jerked off to you, me.

11:50:25.800 --> 11:50:26.800
All right?

11:50:26.800 --> 11:50:27.720
Is that my fault?

11:50:27.720 --> 11:50:28.920
Is that my fault, Muda?

11:50:28.920 --> 11:50:29.920
but what you did?

11:50:29.920 --> 11:50:30.920
No, no, no, no, no.

11:50:33.600 --> 11:50:34.960
No, not at all.

11:50:34.960 --> 11:50:36.920
I legit, wait, Mudo, what's the win

11:50:36.920 --> 11:50:37.920
win or lost?

11:50:37.920 --> 11:50:38.920
What's the win percentage?

11:50:38.920 --> 11:50:39.920
I just asked that.

11:50:39.920 --> 11:50:42.160
It's 32 wins, 38 losses.

11:50:42.160 --> 11:50:43.240
Me, hell.

11:50:43.240 --> 11:50:44.480
I remember my first beer.

11:50:48.160 --> 11:50:49.760
Absolutely insane.

11:50:49.760 --> 11:50:51.960
How do I even check my fucking win rate?

11:50:51.960 --> 11:50:52.320
Mudo.

11:50:52.320 --> 11:50:53.320
OK, so wait, wait.

11:50:53.320 --> 11:50:54.480
Don't pinch G.

11:50:54.480 --> 11:50:55.680
So this is what I'll do.

11:50:55.680 --> 11:50:56.880
So there's a site here.

11:50:56.880 --> 11:50:57.520
I'll show you.

11:50:57.520 --> 11:50:58.240
OK.

11:50:58.240 --> 11:51:00.240
Is everyone getting a look at my screen?

11:51:00.240 --> 11:51:02.000
Yes, sir.

11:51:02.000 --> 11:51:04.920
Do you guys want to do a side-by-side comparison?

11:51:04.920 --> 11:51:05.420
Yes.

11:51:05.420 --> 11:51:06.480
That's it, two of yours.

11:51:06.480 --> 11:51:07.400
Yes, I'm our main.

11:51:07.400 --> 11:51:08.280
Not this game, though.

11:51:08.280 --> 11:51:08.880
Not this game.

11:51:08.880 --> 11:51:09.360
Not this game.

11:51:09.360 --> 11:51:11.160
No, not the game, but general stats.

11:51:11.160 --> 11:51:11.680
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

11:51:11.680 --> 11:51:12.160
Let's see.

11:51:12.160 --> 11:51:12.660
Let's see.

11:51:12.660 --> 11:51:13.160
Let's play.

11:51:13.160 --> 11:51:13.800
So look at Jensen.

11:51:13.800 --> 11:51:14.960
Coach Mooda, and he's on Yona.

11:51:14.960 --> 11:51:16.200
He does good.

11:51:16.200 --> 11:51:16.800
Put up.

11:51:16.800 --> 11:51:17.320
Me, huh?

11:51:17.320 --> 11:51:18.240
We'll see about that.

11:51:18.240 --> 11:51:20.960
We'll see about that, Hums.

11:51:20.960 --> 11:51:22.440
OK, so.

11:51:22.440 --> 11:51:25.160
Jesus, that a 45% win rate?

11:51:25.160 --> 11:51:26.840
OK, so the difference is right now.

11:51:26.840 --> 11:51:35.600
Let him talk let him talk challenge or let him talk. Yeah, let the challenger talk now. I'm never I'm never in his ear though.

11:51:35.600 --> 11:51:44.040
The most of those days before he says, Jinxie, you play maybe like, like a couple of games with your brother off stream without

11:51:44.040 --> 11:51:51.440
Don't test and then when you're on stream, all you do is play with Don't test when I'm on stream. I never play like maybe once every

11:51:51.440 --> 11:51:56.880
every like Muda for one second one second though, would you like a medium fry with your large coat?

11:51:59.200 --> 11:52:06.640
All right now here we go let this challenge of talk please okay, so let's look so Muda right now has a

11:52:06.640 --> 11:52:14.560
45 person win rate but he just won his last game so it's actually at 46 so Muda has a 46

11:52:14.560 --> 11:52:20.640
persona with 32 wins 38 losses he has a 40 persona on yon 25 persona on the

11:52:20.640 --> 11:52:25.960
collie holy shit and then it's your persona yasuo and 100% of the bomb now

11:52:25.960 --> 11:52:34.120
his yon and a collie stats he averages 8 and 7 and 8 and 8 okay so now we'll look

11:52:34.120 --> 11:52:42.640
at Jingxi Jingxi actually has a 49% win rate one game away from 50 he has a

11:52:42.640 --> 11:52:51.240
a 60% on Warwick with 42 games, 52% on Master Yi with 29 games, and then we're going to

11:52:51.240 --> 11:52:58.840
ignore all of these ones. So on Warwick, he averages 7 and 7, and on Yi, he averages 3

11:52:58.840 --> 11:53:05.960
and 5. What is KD on Yone? KD is 8 and 7. But that's still good, he has more kills

11:53:05.960 --> 11:53:10.800
though. So the thing is, what it looks like, it looks

11:53:10.800 --> 11:53:15.800
It's like, what an easier role, man or jungle.

11:53:16.200 --> 11:53:17.240
They're different.

11:53:17.240 --> 11:53:18.240
They're fundamentally different.

11:53:18.240 --> 11:53:19.580
Jungle is the hardest role in the game.

11:53:19.580 --> 11:53:20.900
No, it's not.

11:53:20.900 --> 11:53:22.440
Jungle is all about strategy

11:53:22.440 --> 11:53:23.640
and you have to be all over that.

11:53:23.640 --> 11:53:25.360
Muta, oh, you gotta just last hit your minions

11:53:25.360 --> 11:53:26.280
and not hit, you piece of shit.

11:53:26.280 --> 11:53:28.440
Yeah, Muta, I'm gonna be honest.

11:53:28.440 --> 11:53:29.540
I'm gonna be honest.

11:53:29.540 --> 11:53:32.380
And Hums, if you disagree with me, I think you're trolling.

11:53:32.380 --> 11:53:35.360
Telling Muta to freeze the wave constantly

11:53:35.360 --> 11:53:37.520
is probably the worst thing that you could tell

11:53:37.520 --> 11:53:38.360
on the field.

11:53:38.360 --> 11:53:39.400
No, it's not, because it allows him to play the game

11:53:39.400 --> 11:53:43.240
It's gonna keep playing ping pong if he freezes the wave. He can actually fight

11:53:44.160 --> 11:53:47.840
Waves listen, he shoves a fight he roams

11:53:48.560 --> 11:53:50.560
Shoven roam

11:53:51.400 --> 11:53:53.880
Roaming is not good in this elo. That's not that's not how it works

11:53:53.880 --> 11:53:58.880
If he freezes it which he knows how to do surprise like surprisingly he learned that really fast and he's doing it good

11:54:00.880 --> 11:54:05.160
Risingly I like that you snuck in surprising me because it's actually a hard skill to do and he learned it

11:54:05.160 --> 11:54:09.140
Your your main champion you have a 48 win percentage and my main champion I have a 61%

11:54:09.140 --> 11:54:12.600
So I'm better than that emotional games. I wasn't coaching him though. That was when he was it

11:54:13.040 --> 11:54:18.120
Wait if you go down look go down go down go down. Okay. Look look you see all those MPs right there

11:54:18.200 --> 11:54:23.560
From the 14 and five is six all the way to the three and 12 those games I coached him a big difference

11:54:23.560 --> 11:54:30.320
That was you coached him and he went three and he was tired. No, he was legit really tired that how tired was he god damn it

11:54:30.320 --> 11:54:35.320
I feel like the nine hours of playing League of Legends shakes.

11:54:35.320 --> 11:54:37.320
Bro, that's all the numbers.

11:54:37.320 --> 11:54:38.320
That's what I was thinking.

11:54:38.320 --> 11:54:39.320
Listen, listen, listen.

11:54:39.320 --> 11:54:41.320
Oh, look at the MVP is what I'm in his ear.

11:54:41.320 --> 11:54:42.320
And he listens to me.

11:54:42.320 --> 11:54:43.320
Today he didn't listen to me.

11:54:43.320 --> 11:54:45.320
Okay, listen, just see it.

11:54:45.320 --> 11:54:46.320
How about we do a thing?

11:54:46.320 --> 11:54:48.320
How about we play mid for 100 gifted?

11:54:48.320 --> 11:54:49.320
Nope.

11:54:49.320 --> 11:54:50.320
Whoever has-

11:54:50.320 --> 11:54:51.320
How about we do this?

11:54:51.320 --> 11:54:52.320
What?

11:54:52.320 --> 11:54:54.320
First person to silver has to gift, or no.

11:54:54.320 --> 11:54:58.320
First person to silver has to admit the other one's better at League of Legends.

11:54:58.320 --> 11:55:02.560
stream and you can't do any take some vaccines for it. We're broke. Brown's four. Come on.

11:55:02.560 --> 11:55:07.200
Come on. Let's do it. First one to get silver. First one to get silver has to, uh, the other

11:55:07.200 --> 11:55:11.440
guy has to admit that he's better. Get, get, get as many codes as you want. I don't care.

11:55:12.000 --> 11:55:14.960
I have a system that went right on board. Okay. Four days before you go, you fucking suck.

11:55:15.840 --> 11:55:19.360
Okay. 200 get the 200 get the 200 get the 200 get the 200 get the 200 get the 200 get the

11:55:19.360 --> 11:55:23.040
okay. So I get gifted for lever reaches silver first. Yes. And

11:55:23.040 --> 11:55:28.820
Yes, they have to admit the other one is better. Yes on stream. Yep. Okay

11:55:29.560 --> 11:55:31.560
shirtless

11:55:32.520 --> 11:55:38.780
When you admit that the other person's better you need to wear a cosplay of the other person's choosing. Yes

11:55:41.720 --> 11:55:43.720
Yes, okay, okay

11:55:44.160 --> 11:55:51.240
Yeah, okay, I'm gonna get silver bro. No, I will get silver before you. I promise you're gonna plateau motherfucker

11:55:51.240 --> 11:55:57.040
They're gonna blot so yeah, right right win every game. I play all right bro. No, now go to my last three games now

11:55:57.840 --> 11:55:59.840
All right, let's look

11:55:59.960 --> 11:56:05.360
So Jinx that we're young understand that right now your bronze 4 69 LP you are literally

11:56:06.000 --> 11:56:08.880
Less than two games away from bronze three and you only

11:56:09.640 --> 11:56:16.440
Know are you saying I'll be he's Jinx. He's slightly higher because his MMR is better because it's been raised better. Yeah, it's okay

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Yeah, all right, bro, I gotta get off. I'm insuring the 12 hours to eat Christ. All right. Yo, um, yeah, Muda, first one to silver. The other guy asked you with you, dude, you can get coaches. I got that test, bro. I have my coach. You can get coaches. You can get you should get Hamza. You see the lesson. You're talking.

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I'm sure pretty much just one hours a day and beat you so you're gonna you think you're gonna get the silver without me

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Oh, I am 100% the second after

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Come's up what my story gave up on me. That's it. He doesn't listen. Why do you think your player gave up on you?

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I'm sorry. Good question. I don't know. He doesn't listen.

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You can't you can't you can't see somebody doesn't listen. You can take the camel to the water.

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You can't force the camel to drink. You can take the camel. Yeah, you can take the camel,

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brother. Guys under the fucking tower. No, Muta, EQ and EQ three, all 10, bro. I said,

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I don't know. EQ three, all 10. I'm actually dead by me at all. Muta, you're out of your mind.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I was in a flash. You know, flash. You flash, you flash in place half

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the time today. How? So, Humza, what are your thoughts on Muda as a player with a 48% percent?

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I think he's good when he listens. I think he's mechanically gifted, but he needs a brain to

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control him. You know, he has the he has the hands. I would say, and I don't want to overstep here,

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coach Humza, but I would say his positioning is like a deer in advice.

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I don't want to overstep though. I don't want to overstep. No, no, no. He does listen. He does sometimes he just he's not good at like

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Johnny like when I watch you play you were constantly looking at the map. Yeah, but right now. He's overstimulating. Yeah, I'm just better at that stuff

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But he's not as you're playing jungle. So you kind of have to he doesn't really have to do it all the time

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But if he if he wants he learns how to play champion fully he'll be able to look at the map a lot more like dodges

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It's not that it's not that it's new here.

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So we heard, I just want a motherfucker and iron is teaching me how to A-click.

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Yeah.

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A-YAY!

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It's literally good.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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Okay, Hums, Hums, let me explain something to you.

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Oh, he taught me freezing and A-clicking.

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It's a-YAY!

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Okay, wait, wait, let me actually talk, let me actually talk.

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Let me actually talk here.

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I genuinely think that Hums teaching stuff like that to new players is bad because the

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The problem is, that A-click is teaching you the fundamentals, if you right click you're

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going to plateau yourself, it's even worse.

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No, but it's time.

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Most players, most players only learn A-clicking unless they're ADCs, when they like have already

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been playing the game for years.

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No!

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Yes.

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The majority of players do not learn A-clicking as a skill, and they're first even year playing.

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It's just true.

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Bro, if you're learning some beginning, you're supposed to start with the A-click, that's

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the right way.

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If you're doing right click, you're only teaching the wrong fundamentals.

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No, but it's not it's not about that

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It's about the fact that already League of Legends is a weird game in the sense that when you right-click to move

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It's it's not normal

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So if you teach somebody two different movement patterns while also having to teach them ability usage and all that kind of stuff

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Clicking close to the cursor. It's like, yeah, sure long-term. It's gonna help maybe right

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But it's like it's gonna make the game so much harder to understand in the beginning process

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Wait, I disagree. I'm hearing one thing. My chat is saying Hamza is top 11 NA challenger.

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Is that true Hamza? I am currently ranked 10. Yes. So Muda, your coach is a ranked 10 NA challenger.

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No, no, you're cutting off deck and you're literally cutting off dodge before speaking.

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Bro, this guy is trying to teach me the wrong things at the wrong time.

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wrong. Yes, they're beneficial, but not when I'm the lowest rake in the game.

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There's hundreds of different things. Yo, I tried to build a build the other day.

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Don't test. Don't I start to do another build. I said, you know, the top right,

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where you can build a build. Yes, I tried to build a build and he said,

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I'm not going to teach you that. That's a newbie. That's a newbie.

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I'm not going to teach you how to build that.

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Let me I'm gonna be able to a click it's okay. No, no, no that that that was me just throwing as well for sure

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But the thing is a clicking is still fine. All right. Yeah, these guys are gonna these guys are gonna be going at it for like an hour chat

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I'm gonna raid Don't ask

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Listen up. Oh

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W stream 12 hours, I don't even know how that's possible. I

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Think it's cuz I'm addicted to League of Legends. I'm not gonna lie 12 hours to chat. Listen up tomorrow

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tomorrow

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Darth Maul cosplay lock the fuck in when you guys see me tomorrow

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I will be Darth Maul and I'm gonna go to the mall and get sneakers and the quarter tick tock and I'm gonna go home and

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Yeah, I'm gonna stream

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Love y'all bro chat love y'all bro Darth Maul cosplay tomorrow coming in hot love y'all God first God of last hardcore Minecraft marathon with Ron

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in literally

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Yeah, fucking five days.

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Love y'all boys, man.

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Have a beautiful, amazing fan tab

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of the Snipe Go Raid Dantez.

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Peace out another day, another peak stream.

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Chat, like I said, I think we're gonna stream

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for two years in a row.

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And then I think once we get to two years,

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we're gonna do three years.

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Love y'all boys, love streaming.

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Thank you guys for changing my life, man.

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And I'll see you in the next one.

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Oh, in case I don't see you, good afternoon.