WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:02.100 I ain't tryna waste you all, you're gon' come and beg the dunk to hold for two 00:02.320 --> 00:04.440 All this time before this cold 00:09.400 --> 00:10.400 ain't blir true 00:11.560 --> 00:12.500 Super cool, I ain't 00:13.020 --> 00:13.720 ain't nobody 00:17.060 --> 00:18.400 for outlook outweigh the heat 00:21.360 --> 00:24.020 Rich, you ain't got I ain't tryna fit no sorrow 00:24.220 --> 00:25.080 I'm got itWatchshake this juice 00:25.080 --> 00:26.400 like I f***ing modified 00:26.400 --> 00:27.400 God! 00:44.080 --> 00:45.360 With violence! 00:45.360 --> 00:46.360 Violence! 00:47.920 --> 00:48.920 Chat! 00:48.920 --> 00:49.920 Bro! 00:50.120 --> 00:51.120 Oh my God! 00:51.600 --> 00:52.600 What do you mean, wrong mic? 00:52.600 --> 00:53.920 What the fuck are you talking about? 00:53.920 --> 00:54.920 Wrong mic! 00:54.920 --> 00:56.920 Wrong mic, what? 01:00.920 --> 01:05.920 Yeah, what do you mean wrong mic? What the fuck? Your mic is loud. No, it's not. 01:06.920 --> 01:08.920 What do you mean wrong mic? 01:09.920 --> 01:13.920 Tiny ass steering wheel. No, it's normal size. Just like my wiener. 01:14.920 --> 01:15.920 High-fives. Is the mic weird? 01:16.920 --> 01:18.920 Is the mic good or bad? Good or bad? Let's listen. 01:18.920 --> 01:25.560 bad. Let's listen. I'm gonna listen. I highly doubt the mic is bad. Highly doubt the mic is bad. 01:31.160 --> 01:33.800 I doubt it. I doubt it's bad. Highly doubt it. 01:37.480 --> 01:45.400 Highly doubt it. Oh, God. Okay, it is, it is loud. Fuck. Oh my God, it is loud. Okay. 01:45.400 --> 01:56.400 High-vives, help, high-vives, getty classic, wait, high-vives, whoa, high-vives, it's switched, 01:56.400 --> 02:03.400 whoa, high-vives did use to be that one, I didn't change my life. 02:03.400 --> 02:09.400 Chad, does it feel weird to see me in a different angle? 02:09.400 --> 02:11.400 Let's go driving. 02:11.400 --> 02:14.400 Chad, does that sound, is that good or bad? 02:14.400 --> 02:16.400 How does that sound? How about it's fixable? 02:19.900 --> 02:22.900 If I'd have right now, just check the stats and see how I did. 02:23.900 --> 02:26.900 And you feed your addiction. 02:27.400 --> 02:28.900 How about it's that good or bad? Good or bad? 02:32.900 --> 02:38.900 With that crystal meth in your face, there's a story about... 02:39.900 --> 02:41.900 Chad, it's that good or bad? What do you guys think? 02:44.400 --> 02:46.400 All right guys, it's good 02:47.840 --> 02:52.220 Okay, you are late. Hey Evan. Hey Evan Evan shut the fuck up 02:52.640 --> 03:00.080 I'm late because I was installing the steering wheel with the pedals because we're about to play forza and the other racing game 03:00.080 --> 03:03.000 I forgot I forgot chat 03:05.840 --> 03:08.760 Horse GT3 RS I got weeing on 03:14.400 --> 03:18.560 Hi, guys. I need to drag my Forza motor to my outer motor. 03:32.640 --> 03:34.840 Who's ready to drive some cars? 03:37.080 --> 03:39.480 Jack, we're playing two racing games today. 03:40.080 --> 03:42.480 We're playing Forza and we're playing Gear. 03:42.480 --> 03:49.280 gear ham something like that something like that listen bro i'm gonna drag it to my main models 03:49.280 --> 03:56.560 we game here and then reach out there high-fives wrong way wrong way buddy 04:08.480 --> 04:09.600 okay high-fives i dragged this 04:12.480 --> 04:37.280 I'm a little bit nervous. I'm not going to lie. I don't drive. Chad, I don't drive. 04:37.280 --> 04:45.040 I got my driver's license when I was 21 I have not driven a car since this is 04:45.040 --> 04:51.320 gonna be tricky I'm not gonna lie chat here's my experience with cars when I 04:51.320 --> 04:56.440 was 16 years old we had drivers at class in high school I almost drove into a 04:56.440 --> 05:00.760 lake on day one of drivers ed ever since that day I've been scared of 05:00.760 --> 05:06.280 driving cars then fast forward five years I turned 21 and I said I'm 21 05:06.280 --> 05:10.620 years old and every time I go to a bar I'm handing them my permit so I'm like I 05:10.620 --> 05:15.300 gotta get my license got my driver's license and have not driven since I'm 05:15.300 --> 05:19.740 24 now I have not driven a car in three years it's gonna be interesting let's 05:19.740 --> 05:25.260 fucking go I've got him yo hi-bikes what's up man 05:25.260 --> 05:33.260 It's just a microsoft setting for the time of the day and it's useful for all of us inside the game. 05:33.260 --> 05:35.260 Inside? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 05:35.260 --> 05:36.260 Lay off. 05:37.260 --> 05:38.260 Yes! 05:46.260 --> 05:49.260 We're gonna have a nice, it's different name. 05:49.260 --> 05:52.260 Because they used to have to be called Getty Classic and it's the same one. 05:55.260 --> 06:02.260 You're right. 06:02.260 --> 06:04.260 You're right. 06:04.260 --> 06:07.260 Force GC3 RS, I got it. 06:07.260 --> 06:09.260 I got it. 06:09.260 --> 06:11.260 Chad, I have knocked over the car in 3 years! 06:11.260 --> 06:20.260 Lock the fucking guy, seriously! 06:20.260 --> 06:23.260 Okay, chat. High-vives is fixing the issues. Okay, bro. 06:25.260 --> 06:30.260 Guys, my mic is really loud right now. It's not talking about a PA system. Chat, let's test how loud it is. 06:30.260 --> 06:32.260 Is your hand on your penis right now? 06:34.260 --> 06:37.260 Can you feed your addiction? 06:38.260 --> 06:42.260 With that crystal melee armace? 06:43.260 --> 06:45.260 Horse GT3 RS, I got you. 06:46.260 --> 06:47.260 Chat. 06:47.260 --> 06:50.620 Um, are we ready? Are we ready, bro? 06:54.700 --> 07:01.020 Dude, Chad, it's one of those days where basically your stream randomly decides to turn into Armageddon. 07:03.900 --> 07:11.180 Better worse than, better worse, better worse, we can think. Better worse than same-same. Better worse than same-same. 07:13.740 --> 07:14.780 Better worse than same. 07:17.260 --> 07:23.260 Do you want me to test it? Go to my twin string. 07:23.260 --> 07:27.260 Do you want me to test it? Go to my twin string. 07:27.260 --> 07:35.260 Whoa, whoa. Why do I sound like, I sound like Swamp Mob. What the fuck was that? 07:35.260 --> 07:39.260 It's just normal. It's not normal. I'm actually just trying not to sound like Swamp Mob. 07:39.260 --> 07:41.260 What? 07:41.260 --> 07:43.260 It's normal voice. 07:43.260 --> 07:46.260 That's not my real voice. 07:46.260 --> 07:48.260 High Fives, what the fuck was that? 07:50.140 --> 07:52.300 Roy sounded like Mickey Mouse, dude 07:54.140 --> 07:58.160 The chat is saying most Polo's voice real voice finally leaked 08:02.660 --> 08:06.740 Guys if you're typing real voice you're a fucking chud you're a chud man 08:08.260 --> 08:11.320 You're a chud stop coughing glumera put a sock in it 08:11.320 --> 08:15.660 YouTube I'm not gonna go live on YouTube yet because I'm gonna listen to music in 08:15.660 --> 08:19.740 Forza guys it's not a racing game if you're not blasting music guys so I'm 08:19.740 --> 08:24.180 gonna go live in YouTube after I get done with the racing games 08:26.140 --> 08:34.180 hey Jinxie fuck you lowce voice can we play yo yo shut up we're fixing the 08:34.180 --> 08:41.060 issues man we're gonna play mommy the music in the game is the best no no 08:41.060 --> 08:46.180 I'm gonna play my own bangers guys. Don't you worry. Where does Darth Vader get his shoes? 08:48.980 --> 08:51.460 Not in my mouth. Mods time out Jordan. 08:52.500 --> 08:56.660 Do a Darth Maul cosplay dumbass. Kelly were you not in the sleep yesterday? 08:57.460 --> 09:00.020 Kelly have you been living under a rock for the last fucking day? 09:06.340 --> 09:08.420 Wait is this for the wheel is my mic good now? 09:08.420 --> 09:23.840 Oh my god, hi guys. No way, kitten. Bro, it's okay, bro. How's your day, man? 09:23.840 --> 09:29.760 It's fantastic. It's going well. Wait, let me see if you're locked in already. 09:29.760 --> 09:35.000 Chad, do I look cute with my wheel? Bro, I don't drive, Chad. I haven't driven a car in three 09:35.000 --> 09:44.800 years. What lie? No, ugly. No, you should drink and drive. 09:45.640 --> 09:49.400 ban him. Yo bro, it's 4pm on a Tuesday. I'm not gonna fucking 09:49.400 --> 09:54.200 drink and drive. You idiot. As if the day ever matters. I'm not 09:54.200 --> 09:55.880 ever gonna drink and drive buddy. 09:55.880 --> 10:02.880 You should do shrewd. 10:02.880 --> 10:06.880 No, no, same, same, same, same. 10:06.880 --> 10:07.880 Bro, hi, guys. 10:07.880 --> 10:10.880 It changed because in, in OBS, it had a different name. 10:10.880 --> 10:12.880 It said Yeti Classic. 10:12.880 --> 10:14.880 So this is OBS is doing. 10:14.880 --> 10:16.880 Yeah. 10:16.880 --> 10:20.880 Same, same, but different, but still same. 10:20.880 --> 10:23.880 Same, same, but different, but still same. 10:23.880 --> 10:25.880 Yeah, anybody see that movie? 10:26.080 --> 10:32.720 You should do a vape and drive. Yo, I don't have a vape in this house. Yo, get shit. There's not a vape in this house 10:33.640 --> 10:37.320 Did motherfucker just wake up? I woke up like two hours ago. I 10:38.280 --> 10:40.820 Literally woke up two hours ago. Me, hoe 10:41.880 --> 10:44.660 Do a coke and drive no chat. Here's what I'm gonna do 10:44.660 --> 10:49.760 I'm gonna drink coffee and water and listen to good music and drive like a normal civilian 10:50.000 --> 10:52.000 I'm not gonna drink and drive man 10:52.000 --> 10:59.800 Also chat aren't supposed to have shoes when you drive this is what I'm wearing chat aren't supposed to have shoes this is what I'm wearing 11:00.880 --> 11:03.640 Guys is this gonna affect my driving skills? Yes or no? 11:05.580 --> 11:11.220 Yes or no yes or no you should beer no I'm not getting beer. I just woke up 11:12.600 --> 11:18.380 When are you going to Turkey to fix that hairline? Uh, Ryan do me a favor and go fuck yourself 11:19.520 --> 11:21.520 Ryan do me a favor and go fuck yourself 11:22.000 --> 11:28.000 Your hairline can't get any worse go live in YouTube. I can't bro because I'm gonna listen to music 11:28.000 --> 11:33.480 I'm gonna go live in YouTube in an hour. I gotta play guys. I'm gonna play forza in the other racing game. I forgot its name 11:34.160 --> 11:39.120 Do a tug-and-drive? Okay chat. Have you guys ever gooned while driving type of yes or no? 11:39.120 --> 11:41.920 We're just that's illegal actually man 11:42.560 --> 11:50.440 When is the ball shaving stream horrible idea horrible idea drive naked bros hair looks like an island 11:50.440 --> 11:52.440 I don't even know what that means. 11:52.440 --> 11:57.440 I think it's just different. 11:57.440 --> 11:59.440 Different, but still same. 11:59.440 --> 12:02.440 Same, same, but different, but still same. 12:02.440 --> 12:03.440 Yes. 12:03.440 --> 12:04.440 Yes. 12:04.440 --> 12:07.440 It's okay. 12:07.440 --> 12:08.440 Yo chat. 12:08.440 --> 12:10.440 Everybody good to go. 12:10.440 --> 12:11.440 Listen, it's not bad. 12:11.440 --> 12:14.440 It's just different chat is just going to adjust. 12:14.440 --> 12:15.440 Okay. 12:15.440 --> 12:19.440 All right, guys, are you ready? 12:19.440 --> 12:30.040 Jack, remember, I have not driven, okay, listen, here is my story of driving cars, guys. 12:30.040 --> 12:34.720 When I was 16 years old, we had drivers add class my junior year of high school. 12:34.720 --> 12:37.600 I almost drove a car into the lake on day one. 12:37.600 --> 12:39.040 I'm not kidding. 12:39.040 --> 12:44.760 If my driver's ed teacher shout out, uh, coach Marlon, if my driver's ed teacher 12:44.760 --> 12:47.520 did not have a break on his side of the car. 12:47.520 --> 12:50.560 I would not be here today and the other student in the car with me. 12:50.560 --> 12:52.320 I would have drove into the lake. 12:52.320 --> 12:53.120 So I was 16. 12:53.120 --> 12:55.640 I almost perished driving a car for the first time. 12:55.640 --> 12:57.160 So then I got scared. 12:57.160 --> 12:59.480 I didn't drive again till I was 21. 12:59.480 --> 13:01.560 I got my license when I was 21. 13:01.560 --> 13:06.120 But I failed my driver's test twice, not once, twice. 13:06.120 --> 13:08.440 Have not driven a car in three years. 13:08.440 --> 13:10.880 Every poor CT3 RS, I got the wing on it. 13:10.880 --> 13:12.120 Everybody locked in. 13:12.120 --> 13:13.200 All right, everybody. 13:13.200 --> 13:15.440 I have mine, love you bro. 13:15.440 --> 13:16.640 Yeah, you should be good to go. 13:16.640 --> 13:20.440 Jixi, the thing is, I don't know if it's gonna 13:20.440 --> 13:25.440 explode the PC, so I might have to call it back. 13:25.440 --> 13:26.280 I don't know. 13:26.280 --> 13:28.840 Yeah, hey, Miho, don't worry about it. 13:28.840 --> 13:30.520 I'm not bad, all right. 13:30.520 --> 13:31.340 Yes. 13:33.120 --> 13:33.960 Oh, okay. 13:36.520 --> 13:39.760 Here we go, my first ever racing game. 13:39.760 --> 13:41.120 Here we go. 13:41.120 --> 13:42.680 You make my day worse. 13:42.680 --> 13:45.240 Okay, chat, here we go, here we go, here we go. 13:49.340 --> 13:52.280 Optimizing for your PC please, babe, no problem, Forza. 13:54.260 --> 13:55.840 Use the driving line to help you drive. 13:55.840 --> 13:57.520 Accelerate when the line is blue 13:57.520 --> 13:59.520 and use the breakers, hold up, hold up. 14:01.360 --> 14:03.160 Accelerate when the line is blue. 14:03.160 --> 14:05.160 Cat remember, we're playing two games. 14:07.060 --> 14:09.160 I know you won't hear this until you land. 14:09.160 --> 14:13.880 You are going to love it here whoa 14:16.380 --> 14:21.560 Whoa, I have so much to show you there's not enough hours in the day. It's okay now 14:21.560 --> 14:26.360 Don't worry about it. That's where you play red dimension in season one or start 14:32.240 --> 14:34.200 That's a Nissan what the fuck 14:34.200 --> 14:36.200 What? 14:36.200 --> 14:39.200 Riding on missons can have wings on them? 14:39.200 --> 14:41.200 Everything else that is... 14:46.200 --> 14:47.200 WHAAAA! 14:47.200 --> 14:48.200 WHAAAA! 14:51.200 --> 14:52.200 Oh my god. 14:52.200 --> 14:54.200 There's a huge event this weekend. 14:54.200 --> 14:57.200 Legends all over make their way to the festival. 14:59.200 --> 15:00.200 WHAAAA! 15:00.200 --> 15:07.200 I'm gonna turn into Lando Norris today, you just watch me. 15:15.200 --> 15:16.200 Oh, help me! 15:16.200 --> 15:19.200 Oh, no, no, I'm using my pedal! 15:19.200 --> 15:22.200 I'm using my pedal of all of them! 15:22.200 --> 15:25.200 Rest of the life of the switch camera! 15:25.200 --> 15:26.200 Oh my god! 15:26.200 --> 15:28.200 I'm just looking at the wheel! 15:28.200 --> 15:33.200 How do you? 15:33.200 --> 15:40.200 Whoa, what up? 15:40.200 --> 15:46.200 Me is back, but I don't have a 3 on my thing. 15:46.200 --> 15:48.200 What? 15:53.200 --> 15:55.200 I didn't even my battle close to my feet. 15:55.200 --> 15:57.200 My feet are too small. 15:57.200 --> 16:04.200 Whoa, whoa, he's actually, it's like a real car, oh my god. 16:04.200 --> 16:06.200 It's like a real car. 16:06.200 --> 16:08.200 Whoa, I slow up the turn. 16:08.200 --> 16:10.200 My dad taught me this. 16:10.200 --> 16:15.200 Slow me in the turn, slow me in the turn, my dad taught me this. 16:15.200 --> 16:19.200 I'm doing good, oh my god. 16:19.200 --> 16:21.200 Chad, I'm doing good. 16:21.200 --> 16:25.200 Whoa, slow me in the turn, yes. 16:25.200 --> 16:26.200 Yes, I'm doing good. 16:26.200 --> 16:34.000 So I just want to show you the game. 16:34.000 --> 16:39.180 Oh my god. 16:39.180 --> 16:42.840 Explore Japan okay. 16:42.840 --> 16:44.500 I'm gonna pass this one for him. 16:44.500 --> 16:45.500 Come here. 16:45.500 --> 16:47.000 I'm putting a lightning McQueen. 16:47.000 --> 16:48.000 Or no. 16:48.000 --> 16:49.000 Ricky Bobby. 16:49.000 --> 16:50.000 Slingshot. 16:50.000 --> 16:51.000 Endage. 16:51.000 --> 16:53.140 Pedal to the metal bitch. 16:53.140 --> 16:59.140 I'm going 170 of Nissan. Is that even possible? Is that even fucking possible? 16:59.140 --> 17:02.140 Bro, why can't I slingshot him? Here we go. 17:02.140 --> 17:04.140 And he deep boobies. 17:06.140 --> 17:12.140 Yeah, I did good, no? I didn't even crash. Only I crashed when I looked at the wheel. 17:15.140 --> 17:16.140 Whoa! 17:17.140 --> 17:19.140 Whoa! 17:19.140 --> 17:20.140 Whoa! 17:20.140 --> 17:26.140 Dude, the graphics are so good at this game! 17:26.140 --> 17:27.140 Get out! 17:27.140 --> 17:31.140 The Tenshi game in here, I'm just saying! 17:31.140 --> 17:33.140 Not gonna lie! 17:35.140 --> 17:36.140 Whoa! 17:37.140 --> 17:38.140 Am I gonna hit? 17:49.140 --> 17:56.140 I forgot about the climbing! 17:56.140 --> 18:01.140 I forgot about the climbing! 18:01.140 --> 18:02.140 Fuck! 18:02.140 --> 18:05.140 Get on snow, you gotta go slow, not enough! 18:20.140 --> 18:22.140 Oh my god, it goes that fast! 18:23.140 --> 18:25.140 Ah, caught up! 18:25.140 --> 18:33.140 I'm not that bad you can't lie I'm not that bad 18:33.140 --> 18:41.140 Bro the snow is so high difficulty such high skill 18:41.140 --> 18:43.140 Wait what? 19:13.140 --> 19:21.140 I was gonna murder a small family of five. Oh my God. Thank God this wall is made out of titanium 19:24.820 --> 19:26.820 We're finishing this backwards 19:33.060 --> 19:37.220 Okay, this is my charge the turning is hard the turning is hard in the snow there we go 19:43.140 --> 19:48.140 I'm not doing that bad. 19:48.140 --> 19:53.140 I'm not. 19:53.140 --> 20:01.140 I don't think that was the finish line. 20:01.140 --> 20:03.140 That was the method. 20:03.140 --> 20:04.140 That was the method. 20:04.140 --> 20:05.140 No! 20:05.140 --> 20:08.140 Oh my God, I must burn another family. 20:08.140 --> 20:10.140 I must burn another family. 20:10.140 --> 20:12.140 Oh my God. 20:12.140 --> 20:17.140 Okay, I'm not gonna lie, this is kind of fucking fun! 20:20.140 --> 20:23.140 Whoa, Karmie! Karmie, Karmie, Karmie! 20:24.140 --> 20:26.140 Or this is what Ron does! 20:27.140 --> 20:29.140 God, this is what Ron does! 20:38.140 --> 20:40.140 Guys, I'm not that bad, seriously! 20:40.140 --> 20:44.140 Whoa! New car! New car! New car! 20:46.140 --> 20:48.140 Worst 9-11 GT! 20:49.140 --> 20:51.140 Okay, I'm not good luck. 20:58.140 --> 21:03.140 Worst 9-11? Okay, this baby's got some cake. Let's floor it! 21:10.140 --> 21:20.880 Who is talking to me oh, it's Japanese radio Japanese video 21:33.380 --> 21:35.380 See this is okay 21:35.380 --> 21:39.500 I'm not going to lie to you. 21:39.500 --> 21:42.500 I was already scared of driving, now I'm even more scared. 21:42.500 --> 21:43.500 What am I doing? 21:43.500 --> 21:44.500 What am I doing? 21:44.500 --> 21:45.500 What am I? 21:45.500 --> 21:48.500 I was already scared of driving, now I'm even more scared. 21:48.500 --> 21:49.500 Whoa, tunnel, tunnel. 21:49.500 --> 21:50.500 Pedal to the metal. 21:50.500 --> 21:51.500 Pedal to the metal. 21:51.500 --> 21:52.500 Pedal to the metal. 21:52.500 --> 21:53.500 Pedal to the metal. 21:53.500 --> 22:00.500 How does it matter? How does it matter? How does it matter? How does it matter? How does it matter? How does it matter? 22:06.500 --> 22:09.500 Get left, bitch! Get left! 22:16.500 --> 22:20.500 Dude, I'm gonna put my pedals right under my feet and now I'm gonna be a pro racer. 22:20.500 --> 22:22.500 I think we're done with this tutorial now, no? 22:22.500 --> 22:23.500 No, Chad! 22:23.500 --> 22:27.500 If you stream-sign me in Forza, you're a bitch! 22:27.500 --> 22:28.500 Nasa! 22:28.500 --> 22:29.500 Nasa! 22:29.500 --> 22:30.500 Nasa! 22:30.500 --> 22:31.500 Nasa! 22:31.500 --> 22:32.500 Nasa! 22:32.500 --> 22:33.500 Nasa! 22:33.500 --> 22:34.500 Nasa! 22:34.500 --> 22:35.500 Nasa! 22:35.500 --> 22:36.500 Nasa! 22:36.500 --> 22:37.500 Nasa! 22:37.500 --> 22:38.500 Nasa! 22:38.500 --> 22:39.500 Nasa! 22:39.500 --> 22:40.500 Nasa! 22:40.500 --> 22:41.500 Nasa! 22:41.500 --> 22:42.500 Nasa! 22:42.500 --> 22:43.500 Nasa! 22:43.500 --> 22:44.500 Nasa! 22:44.500 --> 22:45.500 Nasa! 22:45.500 --> 22:46.500 Nasa! 22:46.500 --> 22:47.500 Nasa! 22:47.500 --> 22:57.500 They have Nasa in Japan! 22:57.500 --> 23:10.500 Oh, what car is that? 23:10.500 --> 23:14.500 Let me drop the white one. Please. Can I drop them? 23:16.500 --> 23:18.500 Double cars this GT? 23:20.500 --> 23:23.500 Yeah, what is GT, man? Stand for Gran Turismo? 23:26.500 --> 23:27.500 Oh no, this one's hard. 23:27.500 --> 23:28.500 Okay. 23:28.500 --> 23:30.500 John, they finally took off the... 23:32.500 --> 23:33.500 Look at that. 23:34.500 --> 23:35.500 Locked in. They finally... 23:35.500 --> 23:38.500 Locked in. They finally took off the bumpers. 23:38.500 --> 23:41.500 This is like the first time you bolt in the gutters. Lock in. 23:53.500 --> 23:55.500 Guys, I'm good! Guys! 24:02.500 --> 24:05.500 It's fine, I know a shortcut! I know a shortcut! 24:05.500 --> 24:09.000 Oh, that was going right off the cliff. 24:09.000 --> 24:11.000 That was going right off the cliff. 24:11.000 --> 24:12.000 Oh my god. 24:12.000 --> 24:17.000 That was going to shortcut to the last cut screen of light. 24:17.000 --> 24:19.000 Passing you. 24:19.000 --> 24:22.000 Excuse me, counter three. 24:22.000 --> 24:28.000 Okay, this one's really harsh. 24:28.000 --> 24:33.000 Shat, this one's really hard, I'm not gonna lie. 24:33.000 --> 24:34.440 Because this one has no bumpers. 24:37.440 --> 24:38.440 Oh, I gotta go slower. 24:38.440 --> 24:39.600 Oh my God, wait. 24:42.280 --> 24:45.080 Jack, slow and steady wins the race. 24:45.080 --> 24:46.760 Remember, what's the first thing you learned 24:46.760 --> 24:48.080 when you were a little kid? 24:48.080 --> 24:49.960 Slow and steady wins the race. 24:50.920 --> 24:52.800 Hey guys, how's everybody doing? 24:52.800 --> 24:53.640 Hello? 24:54.840 --> 24:57.720 Get a head bath there, did you see? 24:57.720 --> 24:59.200 Whoa, look at Japan. 25:01.600 --> 25:02.440 Wait, this isn't Japan. 25:02.440 --> 25:03.440 I don't know what this is. 25:03.440 --> 25:04.440 Is this US? 25:04.440 --> 25:05.440 Now this might be Bay-O, New Jersey. 25:05.440 --> 25:06.440 I'm not even kidding, it's very Bay-O. 25:06.440 --> 25:09.440 Father, you're moving awfully slow to be in a Porsche. 25:09.440 --> 25:12.440 Take this face with a kid. 25:12.440 --> 25:14.440 Never mind Daddy. 25:14.440 --> 25:16.440 Never mind Daddy. 25:16.440 --> 25:18.440 Can I pass him? 25:18.440 --> 25:20.440 I'm not even kidding. 25:20.440 --> 25:23.440 I'm not even kidding. 25:23.440 --> 25:26.440 I'm not even kidding. 25:26.440 --> 25:28.440 I'm not even kidding. 25:28.440 --> 25:30.440 I'm not even kidding. 25:30.440 --> 25:46.440 Okay, this game is cinema! I'm not gonna lie to you! This game is cinema! 25:46.440 --> 25:51.440 I think so. 25:51.440 --> 26:00.440 Chad, this game is cinema! 26:00.440 --> 26:02.440 Fix your mic! 26:02.440 --> 26:04.440 What? 26:04.440 --> 26:06.440 Hashtag ad! 26:06.440 --> 26:07.440 Yo dumbass! 26:07.440 --> 26:10.440 If this was an ad, I would have to say it's an ad! 26:10.440 --> 26:15.440 Or I would be breaking the law! 26:15.440 --> 26:19.760 Alright guys, who looks the most like me? Wait, can I move it with the wheel? 26:21.600 --> 26:22.600 Okay, I have CTV. 26:24.160 --> 26:25.320 Who looks the most like me? 26:35.760 --> 26:36.800 He kind of looks like me. 26:45.440 --> 26:52.440 This is me right? 26:52.440 --> 27:02.440 That looks like me body type muscular. 27:02.440 --> 27:03.440 All right. 27:03.440 --> 27:05.440 Why is the body type skinny? 27:05.440 --> 27:13.440 My paler tan the others chatting my paler tan. 27:13.440 --> 27:18.000 I'll say pale. Okay. I'm going to be honest. You guys are going to say to go ball, but I have a buzz 27:19.280 --> 27:21.280 Where's the buzz? 27:23.160 --> 27:25.160 Okay, there is no buzz cut so we got to go bald 27:31.160 --> 27:33.160 Prosthetics 27:38.560 --> 27:42.920 Am I done am I done 27:43.440 --> 28:12.680 let's go bitch here we go here we go here we go 28:12.680 --> 28:14.000 Here we go, here we go, mark it. 28:19.480 --> 28:20.640 Is this a story mode? 28:25.200 --> 28:26.000 Ken? 28:29.080 --> 28:30.080 Is that Ken? 28:33.160 --> 28:33.660 Whoa. 28:42.680 --> 28:44.680 When in doubt explore 28:49.360 --> 28:52.560 I think those are not team. That was not team 28:56.080 --> 28:59.840 Take this journal and document everything. I can't you see that? 29:01.600 --> 29:04.160 And I expect photographic evidence 29:05.920 --> 29:09.000 Of course if you need a guy bro, this game has a story mode 29:09.000 --> 29:13.840 What I'm sure you both I didn't know course I did that both your driving skills funny job 29:14.600 --> 29:16.600 Tell me 29:18.600 --> 29:20.600 How about a street racing 29:22.320 --> 29:26.640 Integers and if that was in the mouth, I'll have one word for you 29:28.360 --> 29:30.360 Tell you 29:39.000 --> 29:43.800 Hey, mate, this is great. Thanks. We couldn't do this without you. 29:43.800 --> 29:46.480 Chat, what's the proper hand position, 10 and 2, like this? 29:46.480 --> 29:47.480 Oh, you're so cool. 29:47.480 --> 29:48.480 10 and like this, or something? 29:48.480 --> 29:49.480 Don't worry. 29:49.480 --> 29:50.480 Like that? 29:50.480 --> 29:51.480 I got you. 29:51.480 --> 29:52.480 10 and 2. 29:52.480 --> 29:53.480 Like this, right? 10 and 2, yeah. 29:53.480 --> 29:54.480 But not as 10, bro. 29:54.480 --> 30:05.480 Preppy's myself. And what's mine? Who's yours? 30:05.480 --> 30:06.480 What? 30:06.480 --> 30:07.600 Who's yours? 30:07.600 --> 30:08.600 What? 30:12.440 --> 30:13.440 Take your pick. 30:14.400 --> 30:17.400 Nissan Sylvia, bro, no. 30:17.400 --> 30:19.400 The other two? You can use any time. 30:32.800 --> 30:33.800 Guys, how do- 30:33.800 --> 30:35.800 Stop saying CC! Shut the fuck up! 30:36.480 --> 30:38.480 How do I... 30:38.480 --> 30:40.480 Cha-how! 30:42.480 --> 30:44.480 Oh, the Sylvia's the best? 30:44.480 --> 30:46.480 Wait, for real, please? 30:46.480 --> 30:59.080 I got the Sylvia fitted out with the original rocket bunny body kit hit up a road race and 30:59.080 --> 31:02.080 make a statement. 31:02.080 --> 31:05.000 My dad did it. 31:05.000 --> 31:07.360 Yo dad what's up? 31:07.360 --> 31:14.560 Dad I'm doing the slow on the turns just like you taught me. 31:14.560 --> 31:21.560 Where'd you have to stay in the press one, but I don't have a one guys. 31:21.560 --> 31:25.560 I don't have a one, but guys I don't have a one. 31:25.560 --> 31:30.560 I don't have it. 31:30.560 --> 31:31.560 It's on the wheel. 31:31.560 --> 31:36.560 Yeah, but I don't have it. 31:36.560 --> 31:38.800 Yeah, where's the one button? 31:38.800 --> 31:39.640 Eh? 31:48.360 --> 31:50.960 Make this play your own, just so we know it's you. 31:50.960 --> 31:51.800 Ooh! 31:55.080 --> 31:56.600 Chow to make this play my own. 32:06.560 --> 32:35.560 Perfect. 32:35.560 --> 32:44.200 perfect perfect okay that works let's head out perfect 32:44.200 --> 32:52.760 Tokyo city Tokyo city guys I have to go to Japan bro this game reminded me 32:54.520 --> 32:58.400 guys I'll do a vlog in Japan 33:05.560 --> 33:09.560 Whoa, this feels smooth as fuck! 33:09.560 --> 33:12.560 Jordan, clear out, buddy. 33:12.560 --> 33:16.560 Jordan, your radio is too small to be on the road, right now Jordan. 33:20.560 --> 33:21.560 Oh, whoa, whoa! 33:21.560 --> 33:23.560 No, whoa, whoa, whoa! 33:25.560 --> 33:28.560 Oh! No, no, no! 33:28.560 --> 33:31.560 Jordan, I'm so sorry! Jordan, I'm so- 33:35.560 --> 33:44.840 Okay, what is the first thing my dad ever taught me driving a car? 33:44.840 --> 33:45.840 You have to go slow on the turds. 33:45.840 --> 33:46.840 Why do I keep going faster than you? 33:46.840 --> 33:47.840 You have to go slow on the turds. 33:47.840 --> 33:48.840 Am I a fucking idiot or what? 33:48.840 --> 33:49.840 Don't answer that, Jack. 33:49.840 --> 33:50.840 Watch. 33:50.840 --> 33:51.840 Slow in the turds. 33:51.840 --> 33:52.840 Slow. 33:52.840 --> 33:53.840 Slow, slow, slow. 33:53.840 --> 33:54.840 There we go. 33:54.840 --> 33:58.840 Slow in the turrets! Slow! Slow, slow, slow! 34:01.840 --> 34:03.840 There we go! 34:15.840 --> 34:17.840 This music is good Chad! Whoa! 34:17.840 --> 34:26.840 What lie he this is harder than a regular car? 34:26.840 --> 34:29.840 What lie he this is? 34:29.840 --> 34:33.840 Can I get a retweet? 34:33.840 --> 34:35.840 I feel like this is harder. 34:35.840 --> 34:36.840 No? 34:36.840 --> 34:38.840 I'm not going to drink a beer. 34:38.840 --> 34:41.840 Sign up! 34:41.840 --> 34:44.840 It's 4 p.m. on a Tuesday. 34:44.840 --> 34:45.840 Whoa! 34:45.840 --> 34:47.840 Whoa, I threw the drivers! 34:54.840 --> 34:58.840 Guys, I'm not gonna drink up here! Shut the fuck up! 35:10.840 --> 35:12.840 Smooth turn? No! Stop getting better! 35:12.840 --> 35:14.840 Jack, is that our smooth turn? 35:14.840 --> 35:16.840 Come on! 35:16.840 --> 35:19.840 Shibuya! Shibuya! Shibuya! 35:19.840 --> 35:20.840 Shibuya Roka! 35:22.840 --> 35:25.840 Tight! Tight! Tight! Tight! 35:26.840 --> 35:28.840 Yellow, green, blue, purple! 35:28.840 --> 35:31.840 Whatever the hell that was, give me more than shit! 35:32.840 --> 35:35.840 Bro, somebody's terms is tight! 35:36.840 --> 35:39.840 Go faster, Ben! I got you! You want to see Florida? 35:44.840 --> 35:46.840 Wait Chad how do you go? 35:46.840 --> 35:47.840 Oh ho! 35:47.840 --> 35:48.840 Wait wait wait! 35:48.840 --> 35:50.840 How do you go first person? 35:50.840 --> 35:52.840 Chad how do you go first person? 36:01.840 --> 36:02.840 RB? 36:02.840 --> 36:04.840 Look guys I'm not even a controller. 36:04.840 --> 36:05.840 I'm in this thing. 36:05.840 --> 36:06.840 R2 maybe. 36:06.840 --> 36:08.840 Maybe you guys R2, R2, R2. 36:14.840 --> 36:16.840 Oh 36:23.840 --> 36:28.060 What I didn't know you could fucking do this what 36:30.200 --> 36:35.760 This is way easier you kidding me bro this is way easier 36:38.040 --> 36:42.460 Now it feels like I'm really driving I told you guys I'm not even about 36:44.840 --> 36:51.840 Guys! That is way easier! What?! 36:51.840 --> 36:56.840 Who the fuck is this? 37:14.840 --> 37:19.540 Chat this makes you want to learn how to actually drive bro. You know what I'm saying guys? 37:27.760 --> 37:30.200 Dude, I didn't know racing games were actually fun 37:31.720 --> 37:34.660 The last time I played a racing game was fucking um 37:37.600 --> 37:40.060 I think Gran Turismo on the ps2 37:44.840 --> 37:47.840 So, no holding back. 37:48.840 --> 37:50.840 Guys, what is going on? 37:54.840 --> 37:56.840 Oh my god, it's real! This is real race! 37:57.840 --> 37:59.840 Oh my god, this is real race! 38:05.840 --> 38:07.840 Slingshot engaged! 38:11.840 --> 38:13.840 How am I already losing? What the fuck? 38:14.840 --> 38:25.720 I like this music. 38:25.720 --> 38:26.720 Oh shit. 38:26.720 --> 38:30.360 I like this music. 38:30.360 --> 38:34.560 Oh my god. 38:34.560 --> 38:38.520 I'm so tired. 38:38.520 --> 38:39.520 Fuck. 38:39.520 --> 38:42.520 God, I'm fine. 38:42.520 --> 39:02.520 I'm never going to crash again for the rest of my life, I'm never going to crash again. 39:02.520 --> 39:03.520 You hear me? 39:03.520 --> 39:07.520 I'm going to be a perfect driver for the rest of my life, I'm never going to crash 39:07.520 --> 39:09.520 You hear me? 39:21.000 --> 39:24.000 I'm doing it mom! Mom, I'm doing it! 39:31.000 --> 39:33.000 Mom, I'm doing it! 39:33.000 --> 39:34.000 Mom! 39:34.000 --> 39:36.000 Mom, I'm doing it! 39:36.000 --> 39:38.000 SHIT! 39:47.280 --> 39:49.280 How is she alive?! 39:49.280 --> 39:51.280 WHAT?! 40:01.800 --> 40:04.800 You guys are right, the music is good in this game! 40:04.800 --> 40:06.800 I feel so sensey right now! 40:11.080 --> 40:13.080 Bro, I feel like I'm sense fast! 40:16.320 --> 40:19.040 Guys, I think I can still win the race, maybe? What do you guys think? 40:20.040 --> 40:21.640 Oh, they're already all done. 40:21.640 --> 40:22.440 What? 40:22.840 --> 40:24.440 They're already done? How? 40:31.040 --> 40:34.440 Bro, this reminds me of when I was dead last in Mario Kart, man. 40:34.800 --> 40:41.800 I'm not sure if he's gonna do that. 40:41.800 --> 40:50.800 I'm not sure if he's gonna do that. 40:50.800 --> 40:53.460 Guys, friends, you're going to have a dead-last Mario card, man! 41:11.960 --> 41:13.800 What is this? This song is beat! 41:14.640 --> 41:15.140 What?! 41:16.780 --> 41:19.080 Okay, guys, I think we're ready for online. 41:19.080 --> 41:20.340 Looks like the root walks away. 41:20.340 --> 41:22.580 Guys, I think we're ready for online. What do you guys think? 41:24.140 --> 41:26.760 You remind me of a lesbian mother of four. 41:27.140 --> 41:28.140 Moz! 41:29.180 --> 41:30.180 Wake up! 41:38.460 --> 41:39.760 Okay, now chat. 41:40.700 --> 41:43.020 How do I get out of story mode? I did the tutorial. 41:44.620 --> 41:48.660 Why are you so bad? Bro, I don't drive. I explained it so many times. 41:48.660 --> 41:51.900 Guys, I was 16 years old. 41:51.900 --> 41:54.860 I was in driver's ed class. 41:54.860 --> 41:56.180 This is a true story. 41:56.180 --> 41:58.220 On my first day of driver's ed class, 41:58.220 --> 42:00.660 I almost drove into a lake. 42:00.660 --> 42:02.700 Ever since that day, I was scared of setting foot 42:02.700 --> 42:03.700 in the car. 42:03.700 --> 42:06.140 Fast forward five years, I was 21 years old. 42:06.140 --> 42:08.780 I got my driver's license because I was like, 42:08.780 --> 42:11.500 okay, I'm going to a bar handing you my permit. 42:11.500 --> 42:12.540 Come on, bro. 42:12.540 --> 42:14.860 So I got my driver's license at 21. 42:14.860 --> 42:17.940 But I failed with my driver's test twice. 42:17.940 --> 42:19.100 Not once, twice! 42:20.220 --> 42:21.220 You can ask my dad! 42:27.980 --> 42:29.980 Bro, I don't wanna play the story mode! 42:31.500 --> 42:32.300 Beta! 42:33.060 --> 42:34.940 Nioh, I don't wanna play the story! 42:40.220 --> 42:44.060 You don't have a card, bro. I have a card, but my family uses it. I don't use it. 42:44.580 --> 42:46.940 I have a card, like I have a card my family uses it. 42:47.940 --> 42:49.940 How do I leave? How do I leave? 42:52.620 --> 42:54.620 How do I leave Jeff? 42:55.900 --> 42:57.900 How how how how? 43:03.340 --> 43:10.500 You just be running around. No, I just get home, bro. I told you I didn't stay at the house man. Jeff, how do I leave this? 43:10.500 --> 43:32.200 Oh my god, here we go, here we go. 43:32.200 --> 43:34.840 I'm gonna need y'all to lock the fuck in 43:35.960 --> 43:40.240 Rivals is all about hunting down the next fastest time always chasing that person above you 43:40.400 --> 43:42.680 And if you ever get to the top watch out 43:43.240 --> 43:45.240 Is that Lando Norris? 43:45.360 --> 43:51.880 Okay chat quick little tinkle break the RV gamers quick little tinkle break bro. Is that Lando Norris, Miho? 45:02.200 --> 45:23.920 All right, guys, who's ready to game guys, let's don't worry, we're gonna listen to music 45:23.920 --> 45:24.920 soon. 45:24.920 --> 45:29.960 I'm just gonna play some online and then we're getting on the other one. 45:29.960 --> 45:36.960 racing, cross country, dirt racing, dirt. That sounds fun. 45:36.960 --> 46:00.080 Jimmy, dude, it's just Jimmy, why not? 46:00.080 --> 46:03.280 It's just Jimmy. 46:03.280 --> 46:05.960 Whoa! 46:05.960 --> 46:08.880 What the fuck is this car? 46:08.880 --> 46:11.880 What is this? 46:11.880 --> 46:16.960 Chad, what's so bad about Rival? 46:16.960 --> 46:17.960 I don't understand. 46:17.960 --> 46:18.960 What's so bad about it? 46:18.960 --> 46:23.960 It should be easy as fuck. 46:23.960 --> 46:31.960 Whoa, this car is big. 46:31.960 --> 46:33.960 This car is big! 46:40.960 --> 46:43.960 This is a big car! Oh my god! 46:47.960 --> 46:52.960 Jack, if I were to hit somebody with this car, they would instantly perish. 46:52.960 --> 46:55.960 Instantly. Let's touch it! 46:57.960 --> 47:00.960 Bro, why are the walls like this? 47:00.960 --> 47:01.960 What? 47:03.960 --> 47:06.960 General Sam, what are the walls like this, man? 47:14.960 --> 47:16.960 Look at the view. Look at the view. 47:17.960 --> 47:18.960 Oh my God. 47:19.960 --> 47:21.960 Jess, you gotta see the view? 47:22.960 --> 47:23.960 Oh no, no, no! 47:30.960 --> 47:50.340 how do you reset how do you reset how do you reset how do you reset why bro I 47:50.340 --> 47:55.060 want to play the other one chat I try to other games want to play the other game 47:55.060 --> 48:00.060 Guys and I want to listen to music too. 48:00.060 --> 48:05.060 Yeah, what's it called? 48:05.060 --> 48:13.060 Wait, but no, no, how do I do like, I want to play against other people chat. 48:13.060 --> 48:15.060 You've heard of Faster Together. 48:15.060 --> 48:16.060 Yeah, of course you have. 48:16.060 --> 48:18.060 Well, this is the place for it. 48:18.060 --> 48:19.060 In Convoys, you can- 48:19.060 --> 48:21.060 Your license should be revoked! 48:21.060 --> 48:22.060 Shut up! 48:22.060 --> 48:23.060 Listen, bro! 48:23.060 --> 48:25.820 Listen, bro, fours is way harder than real life. 48:38.900 --> 48:40.100 Feature is locked. 48:40.100 --> 48:41.780 Chat, what's the other game? 48:41.780 --> 48:43.620 Have I some other game called? 48:43.620 --> 48:46.740 Bro, we gotta break in this wheel on all the games. 48:46.740 --> 48:47.700 Here it is, B. 48:49.020 --> 48:51.140 Chat, listen, bro, let's turn this shit 48:51.140 --> 48:53.100 into a fucking concert, man. 48:53.100 --> 48:55.700 If you have a song request, say it. 48:55.700 --> 48:57.500 If you have a song request, say it. 48:58.560 --> 48:59.580 Please, man. 48:59.580 --> 49:01.980 BeamNG, this is the name of the game. 49:05.860 --> 49:07.460 Chat, what's a good, what's a good, 49:07.460 --> 49:08.940 what's a good driving song? 49:10.020 --> 49:11.780 What's a good driving song, chat? 49:16.300 --> 49:18.980 Cups at a rose, hey. 49:18.980 --> 49:21.720 Dude, I want to drive at night in the beach, man. 49:23.420 --> 49:24.540 Where's the beach? 49:27.220 --> 49:29.500 Okay, this is, oh my God, perfect. 49:29.500 --> 49:32.300 No, no, but I want to make it nighttime. 49:32.300 --> 49:33.140 Please, baby. 49:34.900 --> 49:37.500 No, I want to make it nighttime, please, please, please. 49:48.980 --> 50:04.140 Yeah, this is a great, this is a great driving song unless you have depression guys this really 50:04.140 --> 50:12.460 feels like I'm driving. 50:12.460 --> 50:14.460 This is so therapeutic. 50:42.460 --> 50:44.460 I've been with a good guy 50:44.460 --> 50:46.460 And I've been drinking so much 50:46.460 --> 50:49.460 And I'ma call it away safe 50:49.460 --> 50:54.460 Fuck that nigger that you love so bad 50:54.460 --> 50:59.460 I know you still think about the times we had 50:59.460 --> 51:05.460 I said fuck that nigger that you think you found 51:05.460 --> 51:11.460 You said you'd pick up, I know he's not around 51:11.460 --> 51:13.460 Oh, oh 51:13.460 --> 51:15.460 He's not around 51:15.460 --> 51:18.460 I'm just saying to do better 51:20.460 --> 51:22.460 Tell me how 51:22.460 --> 51:25.460 Bro, he just needs to be knifed, man! 51:26.460 --> 51:30.460 I'm just saying to do better 51:30.460 --> 51:47.900 I got this the fucking vibe, got this the fucking vibe 51:47.900 --> 51:52.180 Cups that I extra, all my people be 51:52.180 --> 51:54.180 Sounds good 52:00.260 --> 52:04.740 Don't watch that guys if you're sad please 52:22.180 --> 52:39.180 A couple of bird flies, that's what I brought to you 52:39.180 --> 52:43.180 I saw you through the broken window 52:43.180 --> 52:46.180 With a different point of view 52:46.180 --> 52:49.180 You had signs of depression 52:49.180 --> 52:54.180 From all I've seen in your face 52:54.180 --> 52:56.180 Tells us go it back please 52:56.180 --> 52:58.180 Now I don't want to go off the track, whoa! 52:58.180 --> 53:00.180 And when I look, it's gone 53:03.180 --> 53:04.180 Burn it out! 53:04.180 --> 53:06.180 Now! Now! Now! Now! 53:06.180 --> 53:08.180 Now! Now! Now! Now! 53:08.180 --> 53:10.180 Straight! Straight! 53:12.180 --> 53:15.180 Now the water's flowing 53:15.180 --> 53:18.180 And as you take my hand 53:18.180 --> 53:22.180 I'm gonna place a creek down by the harbour 53:22.180 --> 53:24.180 Through the old baddest land 53:24.180 --> 53:28.180 And I could buy you a diamond 53:28.180 --> 53:31.180 But I cannot change the world 53:31.180 --> 53:34.180 Cause I ain't got no money 53:34.180 --> 53:39.180 You'll never be my girl 53:40.180 --> 53:42.180 Here we go! 53:42.180 --> 53:46.180 A flower needs to know 53:48.180 --> 54:03.180 You know what man? I might get a beer. I might get a beer tonight. 54:18.180 --> 54:20.180 I 54:48.180 --> 54:50.240 you 55:18.180 --> 55:20.240 you 55:48.180 --> 55:50.240 you 56:18.180 --> 56:20.240 you 56:48.180 --> 56:50.240 you 57:18.180 --> 57:20.240 you 57:48.180 --> 57:50.240 you 58:18.180 --> 58:20.240 you 58:48.180 --> 58:50.240 you 59:18.180 --> 59:20.240 you 59:48.180 --> 59:50.240 you 01:00:18.180 --> 01:00:20.240 you 01:00:48.180 --> 01:00:50.240 you 01:01:18.180 --> 01:01:20.240 you 01:01:48.180 --> 01:01:50.240 you 01:02:18.180 --> 01:02:20.240 you 01:02:48.180 --> 01:02:50.240 you 01:03:18.180 --> 01:03:20.240 you 01:03:48.180 --> 01:03:50.240 you 01:04:18.180 --> 01:04:20.240 you 01:04:48.180 --> 01:04:50.240 you 01:05:18.180 --> 01:05:20.240 you 01:05:48.180 --> 01:05:50.240 you 01:06:18.180 --> 01:06:20.240 you 01:06:48.180 --> 01:06:50.240 you 01:07:18.180 --> 01:07:20.240 you 01:07:48.180 --> 01:07:50.240 you 01:08:18.180 --> 01:08:20.240 you 01:08:48.180 --> 01:08:50.240 you 01:09:18.180 --> 01:09:20.240 you 01:09:48.180 --> 01:09:50.240 you 01:10:18.180 --> 01:10:20.240 you 01:10:48.180 --> 01:10:50.240 you 01:11:18.180 --> 01:11:20.240 you 01:11:48.180 --> 01:11:50.240 you 01:12:18.180 --> 01:12:20.240 you 01:12:48.180 --> 01:12:50.240 you 01:13:18.180 --> 01:13:20.240 you 01:13:48.180 --> 01:13:50.240 you 01:14:18.180 --> 01:14:20.240 you 01:14:48.180 --> 01:14:50.240 you 01:15:18.180 --> 01:15:32.340 You're life that you have forgot about since it was in 2017 or maybe 2014. 01:15:32.340 --> 01:15:36.980 I'm not even going to lie. 01:15:36.980 --> 01:15:40.340 You should know off the intro, RGF Productions. 01:15:40.340 --> 01:15:41.340 RGF Productions. 01:16:11.340 --> 01:16:16.340 We be kind of what's up out of this girl 01:16:16.340 --> 01:16:19.340 We just said it don't talk about your lambs 01:16:19.340 --> 01:16:23.340 I fit the six six grand from a hundred grand stone 01:16:23.340 --> 01:16:26.340 And I swear I love that house you're like the devil 01:16:26.340 --> 01:16:29.340 Hit the streets pub, we be letting things go 01:16:29.340 --> 01:16:32.340 Everybody hate it, we just call it phase stone 01:16:32.340 --> 01:16:36.340 And love with the money I ain't never letting go 01:16:36.340 --> 01:16:38.340 And I, I want my baby back 01:17:08.340 --> 01:17:11.040 I got a couple on the way 01:17:11.040 --> 01:17:14.200 Say what up for nothing because I got everything 01:17:14.200 --> 01:17:15.860 It's been su-u-u-u-u-u-up in the band though 01:17:15.860 --> 01:17:17.480 So I need where I can't go 01:17:17.480 --> 01:17:19.300 When the boys got the stand up 01:17:19.300 --> 01:17:20.760 Call it a little band store 01:17:21.480 --> 01:17:22.400 Smack that 01:17:22.400 --> 01:17:24.280 All around the floor, smack that 01:17:24.280 --> 01:17:26.260 Till you get so smacked at 01:17:26.260 --> 01:17:28.120 Till you get so smacked at 01:17:28.120 --> 01:17:30.300 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 01:17:30.300 --> 01:17:31.620 Smack that 01:17:31.620 --> 01:17:33.660 I want some more of the smack that 01:17:33.660 --> 01:17:34.460 Convict 01:17:36.040 --> 01:17:37.280 You got a name, cop? 01:17:37.280 --> 01:17:40.280 Jack Gates, I need Jack to help me get this. 01:17:40.280 --> 01:17:42.280 Oh, it's Sandoval! Sandoval, bro! 01:17:42.280 --> 01:17:44.280 What makes you think I want to help him? 01:17:44.280 --> 01:17:46.280 Matter of fact, what's in it for me? 01:17:46.280 --> 01:17:48.280 24-hour lease from this place. 01:17:48.280 --> 01:17:50.280 I can't see! I can't see! I can't see shit! 01:17:50.280 --> 01:17:52.280 I didn't see an old friend. 01:17:56.280 --> 01:17:58.280 So when do we get started? 01:18:07.280 --> 01:18:17.280 I feel you creepin' I can see it from my shadow 01:18:17.280 --> 01:18:22.280 What the fuck man? 01:18:22.280 --> 01:18:28.280 And possibly been yellow 01:18:37.280 --> 01:18:39.340 you 01:19:07.280 --> 01:19:09.340 you 01:19:37.280 --> 01:19:39.340 you 01:20:07.280 --> 01:20:09.340 you 01:20:37.280 --> 01:20:39.340 you 01:21:07.280 --> 01:21:09.280 You 01:21:37.280 --> 01:21:39.280 to this guy no more 01:21:39.280 --> 01:21:40.280 have mercy on me 01:21:40.280 --> 01:21:42.280 hey, it's close to niggas putting money on my head 01:21:42.280 --> 01:21:44.280 go on and get you reaped up more 01:21:44.280 --> 01:21:45.280 fuck, I ain't dead 01:21:45.280 --> 01:21:47.280 I'm the diamond in the dirt 01:21:47.280 --> 01:21:48.280 it ain't been bad 01:21:48.280 --> 01:21:50.280 Jack, explore it, explore it, explore it 01:21:50.280 --> 01:21:51.280 and I ain't been crying 01:21:51.280 --> 01:21:52.280 when I'm round 01:21:52.280 --> 01:21:54.280 something special happen every time 01:21:54.280 --> 01:21:55.280 I'm the greatest 01:21:55.280 --> 01:21:57.280 something like I leave in this prime 01:21:57.280 --> 01:21:58.280 I want to 01:21:58.280 --> 01:21:59.280 I'm going fast 01:21:59.280 --> 01:22:00.280 when I'm in the humble 01:22:00.280 --> 01:22:01.280 swing I'm swing 01:22:01.280 --> 01:22:03.280 I want to show your ass to my gun 01:22:03.280 --> 01:22:05.280 gotta tip a nigga go ahead 01:22:05.280 --> 01:22:09.280 Lose your hand, turn your back on me, get clapped and lose your legs. 01:22:09.280 --> 01:22:13.280 I walk around gun on my waist, chip on my shoulders, try to stop me. 01:22:13.280 --> 01:22:15.280 Your base pulse is big, they know what. 01:22:15.280 --> 01:22:16.280 Many men. 01:22:16.280 --> 01:22:18.280 Bro, this game is too hard! 01:22:18.280 --> 01:22:20.280 Many men. 01:22:20.280 --> 01:22:24.280 Like, god damn, as soon as I'm floored, my car goes out of control. 01:22:24.280 --> 01:22:26.280 Shiesa! 01:22:26.280 --> 01:22:28.280 Fuck! 01:22:28.280 --> 01:22:29.280 Alright, chat. 01:22:29.280 --> 01:22:31.280 That's enough racing for today. 01:22:31.280 --> 01:22:36.280 That's enough racing for tonight. 01:22:36.280 --> 01:22:38.280 Chad, how do I get this thing out of my desk? 01:22:38.280 --> 01:22:43.280 How do I? 01:22:43.280 --> 01:22:45.280 Oh my God, it's heavy. 01:22:45.280 --> 01:22:46.280 Oh my God, it's heavy. 01:22:46.280 --> 01:22:54.280 Oh my God, it's heavy. 01:22:54.280 --> 01:22:55.280 Many men. 01:22:55.280 --> 01:22:58.280 Many, many, many, many men. 01:22:58.280 --> 01:23:05.280 Alright, Jack. Let's get a little job to that for a little bit, eh? 01:23:05.280 --> 01:23:15.280 Alright, back to the normal angle. Now, Jack, apparently there is a new troll level in GD. 01:23:15.280 --> 01:23:23.280 Let's beat it. Apparently there is a new troll level in GD. Let's beat it. 01:23:23.280 --> 01:23:25.280 What is this? 01:23:25.280 --> 01:23:27.280 What am I? 01:23:27.280 --> 01:23:28.280 What am I Xbox? 01:23:28.280 --> 01:23:29.280 I didn't even turn it on. 01:23:29.280 --> 01:23:30.280 What? 01:23:30.280 --> 01:23:31.280 I did not turn that on. 01:23:31.280 --> 01:23:33.280 What the fuck? 01:23:33.280 --> 01:23:35.280 Pussy this beef ain't over. 01:23:38.280 --> 01:23:39.280 Many men. 01:23:40.280 --> 01:23:42.280 Many, many, many, many, many. 01:23:42.280 --> 01:23:44.280 I'm gonna get on leak. 01:23:44.280 --> 01:23:45.280 I'm gonna get on leak. 01:23:45.280 --> 01:23:46.280 I'm gonna get on leak. 01:23:47.280 --> 01:23:48.280 Now chat. 01:23:48.280 --> 01:23:57.040 I think there's a new jam to that sliver that's out man. 01:23:57.040 --> 01:24:06.040 I think there's a new jam to that sliver that's out. 01:24:36.040 --> 01:24:47.880 chat. The level is made called troll madness. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. 01:24:47.880 --> 01:24:57.600 All right. Now I'm assuming this is going to take me five minutes to beat. I'm assuming 01:24:57.600 --> 01:25:05.380 it's going to take me five minutes to beat. Don't restart after dying. Some trolls continue 01:25:05.380 --> 01:25:22.780 after death. What? Oh, it's in the wrong shit. It's in my xbox scene. Hi, guys, can you flip 01:25:22.780 --> 01:25:30.220 the camera back please? Chad, what? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, it's in the... Okay, 01:25:30.220 --> 01:25:32.620 Okay, I don't know if this work 01:25:34.700 --> 01:25:36.700 Hi, does that work or no? 01:25:39.620 --> 01:25:41.620 Can you see it 01:25:44.340 --> 01:25:49.940 Why bro, we didn't used to have to do this why does it do this does the work now have eyes 01:25:49.940 --> 01:25:56.940 guys. 01:25:56.940 --> 01:26:01.460 They couldn't see game bro why do you have to make GD a game capture no other game it 01:26:01.460 --> 01:26:04.780 didn't feel like this what the fuck. 01:26:04.780 --> 01:26:06.780 I 01:26:15.420 --> 01:26:18.620 Had to download the audio you have to download the audio 01:26:24.300 --> 01:26:31.300 Yo, bro, I know I already read this what how do you restart? 01:26:34.780 --> 01:26:37.040 Yeah, how do you restart? How do you restart? 01:26:38.500 --> 01:26:40.260 What do you click? 01:26:40.260 --> 01:26:42.260 What do you click to restart? 01:26:42.940 --> 01:26:44.940 R? 01:26:45.620 --> 01:26:47.620 Nope, that doesn't do anything. 01:26:49.540 --> 01:26:53.540 You guys are typing C... you guys are typing CT, but you don't even know what it is. 01:26:54.780 --> 01:26:56.780 Oh. 01:26:58.020 --> 01:27:00.020 Okay, I'm not gonna range. 01:27:01.540 --> 01:27:03.540 What the? 01:27:04.780 --> 01:27:21.420 So, okay, this is going to be one of those rage bait levels, we're good. 01:27:21.420 --> 01:27:24.420 It's like, it's like the smallest spike ever. 01:27:35.660 --> 01:27:36.500 What do I do? 01:27:36.500 --> 01:27:37.940 Okay. 01:27:37.940 --> 01:27:39.940 What am I supposed to do on that one? 01:27:49.060 --> 01:27:49.900 Okay. 01:27:51.420 --> 01:27:55.420 Yo, my god! 01:27:55.420 --> 01:28:06.620 So, what are you supposed to do when the spike moves? 01:28:06.620 --> 01:28:08.620 I don't understand. 01:28:08.620 --> 01:28:10.620 Okay, okay. 01:28:10.620 --> 01:28:15.620 Oh my god, I'm actually going to lose it. 01:28:15.620 --> 01:28:18.620 What is this? 01:28:18.620 --> 01:28:30.420 Yeah, whoever made this just literally hates himself, bro. 01:28:30.420 --> 01:28:31.900 But how are you supposed to see? 01:28:31.900 --> 01:28:32.900 It's like tiny. 01:28:32.900 --> 01:28:35.900 How are you supposed to? 01:28:35.900 --> 01:28:46.940 It's going to be one of these days. 01:28:46.940 --> 01:28:55.340 It's okay. You don't move. Jump high. Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump. Wait. 01:28:55.340 --> 01:28:58.540 What are you doing that? 01:28:59.500 --> 01:29:01.500 Ball jump jump jump jump 01:29:15.820 --> 01:29:20.380 This is the evil level this is gonna be legal jack. What do you do on that one? 01:29:28.540 --> 01:29:41.380 guys what do you do on the third one just jump yo high-five high-five no shit 01:29:41.380 --> 01:29:44.340 you're supposed to jump man 01:29:44.340 --> 01:30:02.140 Jump one time not to are you are you actually serious jump one time not to one time not 01:30:02.140 --> 01:30:09.780 to actually jump to start oh my god okay this is gonna take forever oh my god 01:30:14.340 --> 01:30:16.100 Why do I keep jumping too? 01:30:16.100 --> 01:30:17.420 Why do I keep jumping too? 01:30:17.420 --> 01:30:21.020 It's like my brain is telling myself that I have to jump over the spikes, 01:30:21.020 --> 01:30:23.500 but then the spikes move backwards because this level is cmonic. 01:30:23.500 --> 01:30:49.500 Oh my god, oh my god. 01:30:49.500 --> 01:31:04.180 You have to jump twice. You have to jump, wait, jump. Jump, wait, jump. Oh my God. Oh 01:31:04.180 --> 01:31:05.020 Oh my God! 01:31:14.500 --> 01:31:17.500 Like yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo! 01:31:29.300 --> 01:31:31.400 Somebody said hold it from the stairs. 01:31:31.400 --> 01:31:32.620 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 01:31:32.620 --> 01:31:34.720 If you hold it from the stairs, do you win? 01:31:39.920 --> 01:31:40.760 Oh my God, you're actually right. 01:31:40.760 --> 01:31:41.680 Oh my God. 01:31:41.680 --> 01:31:43.160 Oh my God, mod that guy. 01:31:43.160 --> 01:31:44.360 Literally mod that guy. 01:31:52.840 --> 01:31:54.480 Give that guy mod! 01:31:54.480 --> 01:31:56.040 Give that guy mod! 01:31:59.040 --> 01:32:01.280 You're actually the greatest person of all time, dude. 01:32:02.620 --> 01:32:15.220 like okay it's supposed to stand on the skull hold on the stairs stand on the 01:32:15.220 --> 01:32:23.820 skull got it wait but I held on the stairs what am I supposed to do there 01:32:23.820 --> 01:32:29.820 guys guys chat chat but I held on the stairs what am I supposed to do there 01:32:32.620 --> 01:32:39.620 I hate this level! 01:32:39.620 --> 01:32:48.620 Oh my god! 01:33:18.620 --> 01:33:21.120 I thought jumping into the spike would survive. 01:33:21.120 --> 01:33:24.120 The one time I jump into the spike, it's a real spike! 01:33:24.120 --> 01:33:26.120 This is bullshit! 01:33:32.120 --> 01:33:33.120 What do you mean, you? 01:33:33.120 --> 01:33:34.120 Guys, what do you mean, you? 01:33:34.120 --> 01:33:35.620 My nipples are not that big! 01:33:35.620 --> 01:33:37.120 Stop typing, you! 01:33:48.620 --> 01:34:11.740 Okay. Okay. Yo, this is going to take forever. This is going to take forever. I forgot. 01:34:11.740 --> 01:34:14.220 nice mosquito bites, mob spandem 01:34:15.420 --> 01:34:17.820 Rose built like a middle schooler, bandim 01:34:24.540 --> 01:34:25.340 what the f- 01:34:25.740 --> 01:34:27.020 what am I supposed to do? 01:34:27.900 --> 01:34:29.100 yeah, what do I do there? 01:34:29.740 --> 01:34:31.020 what do I do there? 01:34:35.900 --> 01:34:37.340 what do I do there? 01:34:41.740 --> 01:34:45.580 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 01:34:45.580 --> 01:34:47.820 God, this little, this little demon is annoying. 01:34:49.900 --> 01:34:54.900 Yo, don't jump on the bottom one, okay. 01:34:57.140 --> 01:34:58.780 We got Billy badass over here. 01:34:58.780 --> 01:35:01.720 I'm not Billy badass, I'm just playing Jumpsuit Ash. 01:35:01.720 --> 01:35:03.120 What are you saying? 01:35:03.120 --> 01:35:04.900 Bro is built like an iPad kid. 01:35:04.900 --> 01:35:05.860 Hilarious, man. 01:35:07.020 --> 01:35:08.100 Absolutely hilarious. 01:35:08.100 --> 01:35:15.100 Watch this ready? Chat lock in, trust me. 01:35:38.100 --> 01:35:51.220 Don't jump at all. Don't move. Wait, you're supposed to not move at all. Seriously. What 01:35:51.220 --> 01:36:01.740 type of troll shit is this? You're supposed to literally not move at all, actually. This 01:36:01.740 --> 01:36:05.900 level was made by the devil yep literally 01:36:14.380 --> 01:36:18.180 what is that 01:36:18.180 --> 01:36:34.340 Yeah, when I don't move, you guys don't even jump on the first one? 01:36:34.340 --> 01:36:47.780 Seriously, don't even jump on the first one, actually. 01:36:47.780 --> 01:36:49.880 It's just called me an idiot. 01:36:49.880 --> 01:36:51.280 It's just called me an idiot. 01:36:57.720 --> 01:37:00.480 It's little like, I didn't know that it's little gremlin. 01:37:08.720 --> 01:37:10.720 All right, this level's actually ends. 01:37:10.720 --> 01:37:13.160 This is way worse than the last one I played. 01:37:13.160 --> 01:37:14.320 Way worse. 01:37:14.320 --> 01:37:15.720 Literally, way worse. 01:37:15.720 --> 01:37:17.760 Not even in the same, okay. 01:37:17.760 --> 01:37:18.880 I'm holding it every time. 01:37:18.880 --> 01:37:20.360 Why do I get different animations? 01:37:27.520 --> 01:37:28.920 Why? Okay. 01:37:28.920 --> 01:37:30.080 If I hold it every time, 01:37:30.080 --> 01:37:32.120 why do I get different animations? 01:37:32.120 --> 01:37:33.880 I don't understand. 01:37:42.800 --> 01:37:43.640 Here we go. 01:37:47.760 --> 01:38:07.840 your brain is as big as the hidden spikes hilarious man you should be a 01:38:07.840 --> 01:38:22.720 comedian bro what am i supposed to what do i do what do i do in that section i'm actually 01:38:22.720 --> 01:38:29.360 gonna fucking lose it what do i do in that you have two days to live okay why even type that 01:38:29.360 --> 01:38:40.400 jump on the third one jump so you're saying do not do anything and then the third one 01:38:40.400 --> 01:39:00.360 jump okay easiest game in the world by the way yeah bro it's one button but 01:39:00.360 --> 01:39:04.960 that doesn't take into consideration when they're scrolling like this 01:39:10.400 --> 01:39:37.400 I don't know, I don't know what to do. 01:39:37.400 --> 01:39:39.400 Oh my god! 01:39:57.960 --> 01:40:02.920 Bro, I don't know what to do. I seriously have not got past that part once. I don't know what to do guys. 01:40:04.600 --> 01:40:06.600 Does anyone in the chat know? 01:40:07.400 --> 01:40:18.880 I'm not going to touch anything to the third one, I don't understand, I don't know. 01:40:18.880 --> 01:40:25.280 Don't jump, bro, when I don't jump they call me an idiot. 01:40:25.280 --> 01:40:28.600 Fall down and hold. 01:40:28.600 --> 01:40:34.520 Fall down and hold. 01:40:34.520 --> 01:40:35.520 You you lactate. 01:40:35.520 --> 01:40:38.080 This guy's not even like, this guy's not even giving advice. 01:40:40.880 --> 01:40:47.920 Fall down and hold? No one knows. You guys are just typing shit. No one in the chat has played this. 01:40:58.240 --> 01:41:02.480 You can't go on the platforms. You can't go on the spike. You can't do anything, 01:41:02.480 --> 01:41:04.480 There's no way past that. 01:41:04.480 --> 01:41:06.480 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. 01:41:06.480 --> 01:41:08.480 What do I do? Does anybody know? 01:41:08.480 --> 01:41:10.480 Does anybody fucking know? 01:41:17.480 --> 01:41:19.480 Drop down with what? 01:41:19.480 --> 01:41:21.480 Drop down then jump over the squares. 01:41:22.480 --> 01:41:26.480 You have to wait, wait till the idiot part then jump. 01:41:26.480 --> 01:41:28.480 You have to jump over the triangle. 01:41:28.480 --> 01:41:30.480 Just jump over the white squares. 01:41:32.480 --> 01:41:39.480 All right, jump over to white squares, got it. 01:41:39.480 --> 01:41:42.480 Fuck this. 01:41:42.480 --> 01:41:46.720 No, no, fuck this level. 01:41:46.720 --> 01:41:57.480 It made me go backwards after- 01:41:57.480 --> 01:42:00.480 Oh my god! 01:42:19.480 --> 01:42:24.480 Of course! Of course it made me do that! Of course it did! 01:42:27.480 --> 01:42:29.480 I 01:42:36.840 --> 01:42:40.460 Whoever made this level whoever made this level man 01:42:40.460 --> 01:42:57.540 What? 01:42:57.540 --> 01:42:59.860 Your armpits are producing a green mist. 01:42:59.860 --> 01:43:01.820 Uh, no they're not. 01:43:01.820 --> 01:43:03.900 My armpits don't do that. 01:43:03.900 --> 01:43:07.980 Oh my god, why is even this part hard? 01:43:07.980 --> 01:43:11.060 There's like no easy parts and then I forgot 01:43:29.020 --> 01:43:35.500 Wait, you can't make that jump. You can't make a jump. What are you supposed to do? Like what are you supposed to do guys? 01:43:35.500 --> 01:43:53.360 guys seriously hit the button on the first one jump over the mine okay jump over the 01:43:53.360 --> 01:44:03.580 mine so dodge the red button check dodge the red button okay got it got it got it got 01:44:03.580 --> 01:44:05.020 I got it, I got it. 01:44:05.020 --> 01:44:06.020 We're progressing. 01:44:36.020 --> 01:44:38.200 What? 01:44:38.200 --> 01:44:40.200 WHAT? 01:44:40.200 --> 01:44:42.620 WHAT?! 01:44:42.620 --> 01:44:45.020 Hahahahahahahahaha! 01:44:45.020 --> 01:44:48.020 Hahahaha! 01:44:48.020 --> 01:44:51.720 Ha-ha-ha-ha! 01:44:51.720 --> 01:44:54.080 Fuck you! 01:44:54.080 --> 01:44:57.240 U-huh-huh-huh! 01:44:57.240 --> 01:44:58.740 What?! 01:44:58.740 --> 01:45:02.240 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 01:45:03.480 --> 01:45:04.840 FUCK YOU! 01:45:18.000 --> 01:45:19.480 You have to turn into a triangle. 01:45:19.480 --> 01:45:21.080 HAHAHA I don't know. 01:45:21.080 --> 01:45:22.240 I don't know man. 01:45:24.680 --> 01:45:26.000 Alright I want to see somebody play it. 01:45:26.400 --> 01:45:27.720 I want to see somebody play it. 01:45:27.720 --> 01:45:28.460 I'm done! 01:45:28.460 --> 01:45:31.260 How do you beat it? How do you beat it? What do you do on that board? 01:45:44.540 --> 01:45:49.260 This is not the thing I played. This is not what I played. 01:45:58.460 --> 01:46:13.460 I know bro, I know! 01:46:13.460 --> 01:46:15.460 He skipped the part. 01:46:15.460 --> 01:46:17.100 The one part I'm stuck on he skipped. 01:46:17.100 --> 01:46:19.100 I can't do this, man. 01:46:31.100 --> 01:46:33.100 He's supposed to jump into the mine. 01:46:34.100 --> 01:46:35.100 You got... 01:46:36.100 --> 01:46:38.100 Are you a pizza because nice pepperoni? 01:46:39.100 --> 01:46:41.100 Hilarious, man. You should be a comedian, bro. 01:46:44.100 --> 01:46:46.100 I want to grab him by his little throat. 01:46:46.100 --> 01:46:48.100 You guys can say it's here to you all you want, I don't... 01:46:50.740 --> 01:46:52.900 This game's pissing me off. Why does it have to be a game capture? 01:46:52.900 --> 01:46:54.220 How about setting me some dude up? 01:46:54.420 --> 01:46:55.620 WALAHI I DIDN'T! 01:46:59.620 --> 01:47:00.980 MY GOD! 01:47:16.100 --> 01:47:42.100 Yes, yes, yes, yes, I couldn't jump, I couldn't jump to that error or we did it! 01:47:42.100 --> 01:47:59.540 I figured out the hardest part this should be easy now. 01:47:59.540 --> 01:48:03.380 I figured out the hardest part. 01:48:03.380 --> 01:48:05.380 Press space bar you lobotomite. 01:48:05.380 --> 01:48:09.100 I'm not like yo yo I'm not a lobotomite bro this level is impossible. 01:48:09.100 --> 01:48:28.900 You try it! 01:48:39.100 --> 01:48:41.160 you 01:49:09.100 --> 01:49:11.160 you 01:49:39.100 --> 01:49:41.160 you 01:50:09.100 --> 01:50:11.160 you 01:50:39.100 --> 01:50:41.160 you 01:51:39.100 --> 01:51:47.300 Okay, I got it. Okay, I'm starting to get it now. I'm starting to get it. Yes. So happy 01:51:47.300 --> 01:52:03.980 and fun. So happy, fun and peaceful. I love this game, man. 01:52:03.980 --> 01:52:07.660 This is the most fun I've ever had in my life. This is the most fun I've ever had 01:52:07.660 --> 01:52:14.660 in my life guys, seriously, seriously man! 01:52:14.660 --> 01:52:42.940 I'm good off that I'm seriously good off that oh my god could you see my game 01:52:42.940 --> 01:52:50.940 Why are you so mad? Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Maybe because that's the worst fucking level ever made. 01:52:50.940 --> 01:53:04.940 Maybe because that's the worst level ever made ever of all time. Fuck that! Fuck that! Fuck that! Fuck that! 01:53:04.940 --> 01:53:09.940 God almighty man, we are being. 01:53:34.940 --> 01:53:37.000 you 01:54:04.940 --> 01:54:07.000 you 01:54:34.940 --> 01:54:37.000 you 01:55:04.940 --> 01:55:07.000 you 01:55:34.940 --> 01:55:41.780 Every time I get it on Jamshidash, I want to fucking die. 01:55:41.780 --> 01:55:48.900 Every time I get it on Jamshidash, I want to literally fucking die. 01:55:48.900 --> 01:55:57.020 Now it is time to reach Silver and League of Legends. 01:55:57.020 --> 01:56:00.580 Now it is time to read Silver and League of Legends. 01:56:08.060 --> 01:56:09.100 Where's Dantez? 01:56:09.940 --> 01:56:10.940 Is he in a match? 01:56:11.940 --> 01:56:12.940 Where's Dantez? 01:56:13.820 --> 01:56:15.020 Where's my goat? 01:56:15.020 --> 01:56:16.340 Where's my glorious king? 01:56:17.180 --> 01:56:19.340 Where is my glorious king? 01:56:19.340 --> 01:56:20.740 Where is my glorious king? 01:56:20.740 --> 01:56:29.940 Tell me what I brought in don't have to look alike now. I don't know cuz chat 01:56:31.460 --> 01:56:36.100 I'm about to fart hold up. I'm about to fart guys. I'm not calling relax 01:56:39.220 --> 01:56:42.700 That was a crazy outside go give me I 01:56:43.820 --> 01:56:45.820 Want to ask him something 01:56:45.820 --> 01:56:48.340 I wanted to ask him something really quick. I wanted to ask him something 01:56:50.060 --> 01:56:52.860 Myself oh my god, I'm actually not a shit myself 01:56:55.220 --> 01:56:59.840 Ow ow ow ow. Oh my god ow 01:57:04.740 --> 01:57:06.740 In my way through the darkness 01:57:08.380 --> 01:57:13.640 Xbox connect ask Mike. It's not an Xbox connect Mike. Does it actually sound bad? 01:57:13.640 --> 01:57:16.220 Boggles, what the fuck do you want? 01:57:21.060 --> 01:57:24.220 Antivirus carrier boggle, shout it out, bro, please. 01:57:24.220 --> 01:57:25.720 Please shout it out, Boggles. 01:57:36.100 --> 01:57:37.260 I'm calling Dottess. 01:57:38.980 --> 01:57:40.480 Yo, Dottess, can you hear me? 01:57:42.300 --> 01:57:43.460 Yo, Dottess. 01:57:43.640 --> 01:57:50.640 What species are you? NBA blooper go fuck yourself. NBA blooper go fuck yourself, man. 01:57:50.640 --> 01:57:57.840 Your mic sounds like ass. It doesn't sound like ass. It just sounds different. Look. 01:57:57.840 --> 01:58:01.760 Ready? It doesn't sound bad. It just sounds different. Look. Ready? Look. Look. Look. 01:58:01.760 --> 01:58:07.680 Jinks, what the fuck was wrong with your mic? Wait, does it actually sound bad? Seriously? 01:58:07.680 --> 01:58:13.680 it sounds like mine let me listen to this no it doesn't sound bad 01:58:13.680 --> 01:58:18.840 we see it literally sounds like mine I'm not even post-shitting you 01:58:18.840 --> 01:58:25.380 we don't want to be on no it's not bad it's not bro come on 01:58:25.380 --> 01:58:33.080 jaycee jaycee it sounds like mine buddy I can't fix it we already fixed it 01:58:33.080 --> 01:58:35.080 Hi, Mike. Do I got to get a new one? 01:58:36.500 --> 01:58:41.600 Bro, because I did my Forza shit and then it messed it up. What? 01:58:42.860 --> 01:58:47.540 Wait, is it because you bought the Logitech steering wheel and then it fucked up the Logitech? 01:58:47.540 --> 01:58:49.540 Yes! Yes! 01:58:50.260 --> 01:58:54.100 No, no, that's the worst. You're fucked now. 01:58:55.180 --> 01:58:57.180 Bro, but what do I do, bro? 01:58:57.820 --> 01:58:59.820 You like it? I'm telling you. 01:58:59.820 --> 01:59:05.660 So, in the past, it always happened to me, and the only way that I could fix it was literally 01:59:05.660 --> 01:59:10.820 when I would sit there and just like uninstall everything and just restart everything. 01:59:10.820 --> 01:59:12.820 Hi, VICE. 01:59:12.820 --> 01:59:15.820 Should I reset my PC? 01:59:15.820 --> 01:59:16.820 Hi, VICE. 01:59:16.820 --> 01:59:21.900 But listen, what you could do is it might be like a mic property issue, like in your 01:59:21.900 --> 01:59:23.820 sound settings. 01:59:23.820 --> 01:59:28.700 Bro, but buddy, it was working, like it was all fine. 01:59:28.700 --> 01:59:30.960 And then you downloaded your Forza, right? 01:59:30.960 --> 01:59:33.760 Reset your audio drivers, yes, bro. 01:59:33.760 --> 01:59:34.920 High-vives phone? 01:59:37.040 --> 01:59:38.840 Does it sound bad in Discord, Dantez? 01:59:38.840 --> 01:59:40.800 High-vives sound, does it sound bad in Discord? 01:59:40.800 --> 01:59:42.600 Yeah, in Discord it literally sounds like mine. 01:59:42.600 --> 01:59:45.600 High-vives, you gotta help! 01:59:45.600 --> 01:59:47.520 Bro, high-vives help! 01:59:47.520 --> 01:59:50.480 I think resetting PC solves all the issues, bro. 01:59:50.480 --> 01:59:52.400 I'm not even kidding. 01:59:52.400 --> 01:59:54.120 Yeah, normally it was. 01:59:54.120 --> 01:59:58.620 For realsies, I think resetting PC solves everything. 01:59:58.620 --> 02:00:01.120 It's like it's like turning it off and on again 02:00:04.800 --> 02:00:09.720 High-fives do you think resetting PC would bro. I'm not verifying my email. Oh my god 02:00:12.920 --> 02:00:14.920 Okay, fine high-fives I'll do it bro 02:00:16.680 --> 02:00:18.680 Fine, I'll verify I'll verify 02:00:19.760 --> 02:00:23.760 Really was all working. Why would it unwork now now it's unworking? 02:00:24.760 --> 02:00:27.980 Yeah, but it's because you like uninstall g-hub after 02:00:28.620 --> 02:00:33.220 High-fives I click to continue and now it's asking for my Gmail. I don't know my Gmail man 02:00:33.220 --> 02:00:34.540 I don't know my password 02:00:34.540 --> 02:00:38.700 Bro, I'd rather just drive my car off a cliff than fix my Logitech fucking mic 02:00:39.780 --> 02:00:42.860 High-fives can I just reset PC please? It'll work 02:00:49.460 --> 02:00:52.420 Will it work I don't know I don't know will it work 02:00:53.380 --> 02:00:58.300 Okay, I'm fast. I'm gonna reset PC. Okay ready? Okay. All right. I got you 02:00:58.620 --> 02:01:00.680 you 02:01:28.620 --> 02:01:30.680 you 02:01:58.620 --> 02:02:00.680 you 02:02:28.620 --> 02:02:30.620 I 02:02:39.260 --> 02:02:45.740 Motherfucker you motherfucker. Yo, is there a way to just delete Logitech have us 02:02:48.100 --> 02:02:52.060 Get in my back. Oh, no, it's back. Okay 02:02:53.180 --> 02:02:57.260 We're doing that bullshit. We're doing the lowest bullshit today. Okay. Oh 02:02:57.260 --> 02:03:04.220 Oh no, it's back. 02:03:04.220 --> 02:03:06.980 It's actually worse. 02:03:06.980 --> 02:03:07.980 For our maintenance. 02:03:07.980 --> 02:03:13.820 Pro, this is so like, this is so stupid. 02:03:13.820 --> 02:03:14.820 It has feelings. 02:03:14.820 --> 02:03:17.740 Bro, it legitimately sounds perfectly normal. 02:03:17.740 --> 02:03:18.740 What the hell? 02:03:18.740 --> 02:03:22.380 No, no, it doesn't cap cap. 02:03:22.380 --> 02:03:23.380 It is not. 02:03:23.380 --> 02:03:25.380 No, it sounds perfect. 02:03:25.380 --> 02:03:26.220 Seriously. 02:03:29.860 --> 02:03:33.060 Google Chrome's still a heaping pad of shit, I see. 02:03:35.860 --> 02:03:38.980 Google Chrome's still a heaping pad of shit, I see. 02:03:38.980 --> 02:03:40.260 Guys, it doesn't sound perfect. 02:03:40.260 --> 02:03:41.460 It just sounds different. 02:03:43.380 --> 02:03:46.620 Chad, listen, I would literally rather like get jumped 02:03:46.620 --> 02:03:49.500 and brutally mugged than do a tech issue, fix streams. 02:03:49.500 --> 02:03:52.300 I'm just gonna muscle it and then buy me mic. 02:03:52.300 --> 02:03:54.300 Yo, hi guys, what's up, bro? 02:03:54.300 --> 02:03:56.100 Hey, Jigs. 02:03:56.100 --> 02:03:57.900 It's not bad, bro. 02:03:57.900 --> 02:03:58.900 It's just different. 02:03:58.900 --> 02:04:02.300 So like, can we start fucking banning people? 02:04:02.300 --> 02:04:03.700 I'm not doing so much. 02:04:03.700 --> 02:04:06.140 Yeah, yeah, I'm not doing this shit. 02:04:06.140 --> 02:04:07.700 I'm really not. 02:04:07.700 --> 02:04:11.900 Now, hi guys, if I buy a new Yeti, 02:04:11.900 --> 02:04:14.260 wouldn't it just be the same problem because of this dog 02:04:14.260 --> 02:04:17.260 shit, Logitech fucking software? 02:04:17.260 --> 02:04:18.820 Yes, because. 02:04:18.820 --> 02:04:22.260 Yo, Logitech, right there. 02:04:22.260 --> 02:04:27.260 We have a download and launch site software and it's a TV, a race, everything we've done. 02:04:27.260 --> 02:04:30.260 And it's been for the time of the year. 02:04:30.260 --> 02:04:32.260 So, yeah. 02:04:34.260 --> 02:04:36.260 Please help. 02:04:36.260 --> 02:04:38.260 Yeah, sorry. 02:04:40.260 --> 02:04:47.260 Yeah, well, basically, um, I can try to fix it. You just have to bear with these verified. 02:04:47.260 --> 02:04:53.180 I would rather kill myself and I'd rather end my life than do a tech issue stream. 02:04:53.180 --> 02:04:54.900 I'm just going to do it tomorrow morning. 02:04:54.900 --> 02:05:00.900 I would rather die than do that because nothing ever works. 02:05:00.900 --> 02:05:06.420 And then we're just sitting here and the chat to Mike, Mike to low, Mike to high, 02:05:06.420 --> 02:05:11.260 Mike to perfect, Mike to fuzzy, Mike different, Mike sound weird. 02:05:11.260 --> 02:05:12.380 But I'm not doing it. 02:05:12.380 --> 02:05:14.180 I'd rather fucking die. 02:05:17.260 --> 02:05:20.220 Is there a way to burn this fucking site to the floor? 02:05:23.220 --> 02:05:26.260 If we delete the website, would it go back to normal or no? 02:05:32.020 --> 02:05:32.380 Wait. 02:05:33.180 --> 02:05:35.300 Well, talk now. 02:05:36.140 --> 02:05:38.100 Penis, penis, penis. 02:05:42.540 --> 02:05:43.300 I fixed it. 02:05:43.460 --> 02:05:44.020 You're good to go. 02:05:44.980 --> 02:05:45.900 Say, voila. 02:05:45.900 --> 02:05:51.940 You actually fixed it how how'd you fix it how? 02:06:00.260 --> 02:06:03.320 Yo, Logitech, let me have a word with you. Hey 02:06:04.100 --> 02:06:12.780 Logitech take your microphone settings and fucking burn them. Okay. It sounds like I'm announcing an NFL game. You idiots 02:06:12.780 --> 02:06:14.780 All right. Thank you. High-vives. 02:06:14.780 --> 02:06:15.780 You're the go. 02:06:15.780 --> 02:06:16.780 Yeah, no worries. 02:06:16.780 --> 02:06:18.780 High-vives aura. High-vives aura. 02:06:18.780 --> 02:06:20.780 Chad, everybody just type aura. 02:06:20.780 --> 02:06:23.780 All right. Now we're hitting silver and lead. 02:06:23.780 --> 02:06:30.780 I'm addicted and I just can't get enough. 02:06:30.780 --> 02:06:33.780 You guys don't blame... 02:06:33.780 --> 02:06:36.780 Bro, Chad, can y'all hear the thunder? 02:06:36.780 --> 02:06:37.780 Yo! 02:06:37.780 --> 02:06:39.780 Yo, are you ready, bro? 02:06:39.780 --> 02:06:41.780 I can't do things. I'm not going to lie. 02:06:41.780 --> 02:06:50.260 still the same. Bro but I fixed it on my stream so what do you mean my discord mic? Yeah. Wait what? 02:06:50.260 --> 02:06:54.820 Oh no wait this is why this is why. How does it sound now? How does it sound now? Oh my, wait how'd 02:06:54.820 --> 02:07:02.260 you do that? Um I basically pulled out my wiener and started tugging it. Really? Yes kitten. 02:07:02.260 --> 02:07:06.020 Wait Dante, can you share screen and turn your game audio on? I want to watch the rest of your game. 02:07:06.020 --> 02:07:11.020 Now bro, how close do you to Challenger? What's going on? 02:07:11.020 --> 02:07:17.020 Well we're about four and a half hours into the stream and I've made zero progress so far. 02:07:17.020 --> 02:07:25.020 Okay, what do you mean by zero progress? What do you mean? What do you mean zero progress? 02:07:25.020 --> 02:07:31.020 Like I lose more than I gain so I've actually made negative progress in four and a half hours. 02:07:31.020 --> 02:07:38.020 So you've lost elo in 4 hours. 02:07:38.020 --> 02:07:41.020 Jhinx, you don't make it sound like that, bro. 02:07:41.020 --> 02:07:44.020 One day you're going to experience the same shit, too. 02:07:44.020 --> 02:07:47.020 Bro, wait, wait, why are you not on Hecarim? 02:07:47.020 --> 02:07:49.020 Who's this horse girl? 02:07:49.020 --> 02:07:50.020 It's a horse girl. 02:07:50.020 --> 02:07:51.020 Okay. 02:07:51.020 --> 02:07:52.020 Yeah, so this is called Lillia. 02:07:52.020 --> 02:07:56.020 The reason I'm not on Hecarim is because my team was fully de-checked this out, though. 02:07:56.020 --> 02:08:00.020 I just entered the game completely. 02:08:00.020 --> 02:08:04.940 So when you said check this out though, what was your plan? 02:08:04.940 --> 02:08:11.000 So I was supposed to like flash and then QR and then I would have used my Zonias which 02:08:11.000 --> 02:08:12.660 would have made me invincible. 02:08:12.660 --> 02:08:17.100 So I would have gotten like a four man stun and it would have been the craziest play ever. 02:08:17.100 --> 02:08:21.500 But then I died in literally less time than it takes for you to not to miss Fortune 02:08:21.500 --> 02:08:22.500 Anti. 02:08:22.500 --> 02:08:23.500 So then we just lost. 02:08:23.500 --> 02:08:24.500 Bro, but you didn't lose. 02:08:24.500 --> 02:08:25.500 Oh my God, you're two and seven. 02:08:25.500 --> 02:08:26.500 You have 18 assists. 02:08:26.500 --> 02:08:32.140 Oh my god, you're two and seven. You have 18 assists. What the what are you fucking Chris Paul? 02:08:32.700 --> 02:08:34.700 How do you 02:08:35.200 --> 02:08:37.200 Guess my team stealing all my kills 02:08:38.660 --> 02:08:44.880 Okay, that is kind of valid bro. You have it. Oh my god. You've 18 assists Jesus, but 02:08:44.880 --> 02:08:47.220 Yeah, it's winning. So who cares right who cares? 02:08:47.700 --> 02:08:54.140 Yeah, I mean like listen James. I'm gonna tell you something right now and if ever somebody makes fun of your score, right? 02:08:54.140 --> 02:09:00.180 And they say oh look at your score. You have such little kills and so I deaths tell them a's before k's 02:09:00.400 --> 02:09:02.400 You know my score not my story 02:09:04.040 --> 02:09:06.860 What is a's before k's mean assist before kills 02:09:07.680 --> 02:09:11.140 Exactly, and then you need to hit them with that. You know my score not my story 02:09:11.540 --> 02:09:14.020 You know my score not my story got it. Okay. Yes, sir 02:09:15.180 --> 02:09:19.240 Anytime someone calls you on five Clyde you need to hit him with that as well, bro 02:09:19.240 --> 02:09:21.880 I don't go on five man. I go off every game 02:09:21.880 --> 02:09:23.880 I'm talking about rainbow sex 02:09:26.640 --> 02:09:32.260 Bro don't test I'm working winning streak and I lost I didn't lose any LP in my last game 02:09:32.260 --> 02:09:35.640 So I'm sort of winning streak remember cuz my true you're right 02:09:35.640 --> 02:09:38.960 You're right shit teammate with AFK for three minutes remember 02:09:39.480 --> 02:09:43.500 Yep. Yep, and then you got the fucking feel P. Wait, Jain see 02:09:44.360 --> 02:09:45.800 Yeah, what's up, bro? 02:09:45.800 --> 02:09:50.760 Did you leak the idea that we talked about earlier today or do you want to like save it? 02:09:50.760 --> 02:09:53.760 No, you can tell the chatter if you want. 02:09:53.760 --> 02:09:57.760 Okay, so you guys know I'm supposed to go to tampon strings, right? 02:09:57.760 --> 02:09:59.760 So, yeah, same thing. 02:09:59.760 --> 02:10:04.760 So what we're gonna do is we're actually going to do a duo cosplay. 02:10:04.760 --> 02:10:07.760 This isn't confirmed. This is not confirmed, by the way. 02:10:07.760 --> 02:10:11.760 Yeah, so it's gonna be a duo cosplay of Mia's Lulu and Jinxia's Warwick. 02:10:11.760 --> 02:10:15.760 And then he's gonna spank me in my little Yordo costume. 02:10:15.760 --> 02:10:20.760 Okay, this is why I said it's not confirmed. 02:10:20.760 --> 02:10:24.760 We're going to literally have sex live on stream. 02:10:24.760 --> 02:10:29.760 Okay, no. No, I did not say that. 02:10:29.760 --> 02:10:34.760 Every time he gets one kill, it's one thrust inside of me. 02:10:34.760 --> 02:10:37.760 So wait, when are you coming to Tarpon Springs? 02:10:37.760 --> 02:10:39.760 Because you're not getting challenger in time. 02:10:39.760 --> 02:10:41.760 Well, I always could. 02:10:41.760 --> 02:10:44.760 Wait, Jinxie, do you want to up the stakes a little bit? 02:10:44.760 --> 02:10:50.540 Yeah sure of course bro. If I hit challenger in time you're the one that 02:10:50.540 --> 02:10:56.900 gets spanked when I come to tarpon. Yeah deal fucking deal bro. 02:10:56.900 --> 02:11:02.460 Why are you so excited about that? Bro can we just appreciate that victory screen for a second. 02:11:02.460 --> 02:11:06.380 God I love the League of Legends victory screen. Yeah I know you know the best 02:11:06.380 --> 02:11:13.940 thing to appreciate is look at this okay this is where my day started you 02:11:13.940 --> 02:11:21.660 ready? Yes. Lose. When? Lose. When? When? Lose. Lose. When? When? So we're actually 02:11:21.660 --> 02:11:28.100 up one win on the day. Nice, Tom Tess. Good work, bro. Now listen, I'm gonna go undefeated 02:11:28.100 --> 02:11:34.980 for silver. Watch. All right, that's it. Tom Tess, what would you, wait, okay, okay. 02:11:34.980 --> 02:11:42.180 How many wins would I need for silver? For silver right now. Yes, because I'm 02:11:42.180 --> 02:11:47.240 one off bronze three you would need it okay so you're getting okay we're low 02:11:47.240 --> 02:11:50.140 let's to the math are you looking like really quick because I don't want to get 02:11:50.140 --> 02:11:53.620 tonight okay how many 02:12:12.180 --> 02:12:37.580 Okay, so one win off bronze, so you're gaining 23 LP a game. 02:12:37.580 --> 02:12:44.180 So you need to go from bronze 3 to 2, so that's a 100, then 2 to 1, that's another 100. 02:12:44.180 --> 02:12:47.820 So you're only missing 200 LP for silver. 02:12:47.820 --> 02:12:50.740 Jinx, you want to hear something crazy? 02:12:50.740 --> 02:12:54.900 Wait, so if I win 10 games in a row, I get silver. 02:12:54.900 --> 02:12:57.100 Yeah, unironically. 02:12:57.100 --> 02:12:58.100 What? 02:12:58.100 --> 02:13:00.820 10 games in a row and I get silver. 02:13:00.820 --> 02:13:01.820 Bro, dead out! 02:13:01.820 --> 02:13:02.820 No! 02:13:02.820 --> 02:13:03.820 No, I'm retarded! 02:13:03.820 --> 02:13:07.060 Wait, it's 3 to 2, 2 to 1, and then 1 to silver. 02:13:07.060 --> 02:13:12.940 You need 13 or you need a 300 LP 13 wins for silver get ass 02:13:13.700 --> 02:13:16.860 Yeah, you want to hear something crazy? Yes. What's up? Can you talk to me? 02:13:17.340 --> 02:13:22.420 That's the same amount of wins that I need to get to challenger by the end of tomorrow 02:13:23.140 --> 02:13:28.460 Listen, there is no goddamn motherfucking reason wait. Let's take what? 02:13:29.460 --> 02:13:33.340 Oh, wait, is he sure? Oh, you want me to open it or you open it? I 02:13:34.020 --> 02:13:36.020 got it 02:13:37.060 --> 02:13:41.960 Please be losing, please be losing, please be losing, please be losing, please be losing. 02:13:41.960 --> 02:13:43.760 Oh no, he's on Valorant's. 02:13:43.760 --> 02:13:44.760 Ew! 02:13:44.760 --> 02:13:47.040 Bro's playing Valorant instead of League. 02:13:47.040 --> 02:13:50.080 Yeah, but you know why he's playing Valorant, Jinxie? 02:13:50.080 --> 02:13:51.080 Why? 02:13:51.080 --> 02:13:55.180 Because he lost the League game so he decided to win trade of Valorant's one so he could 02:13:55.180 --> 02:13:56.860 be even on the day. 02:13:56.860 --> 02:13:59.860 Yeah, I mean, but then again, it doesn't even carry over, bro. 02:13:59.860 --> 02:14:01.280 It doesn't even carry over, man. 02:14:01.280 --> 02:14:05.120 Because like, even if he wins the Valorant game, yeah, he might feel like a winner, 02:14:05.120 --> 02:14:08.640 But at the end of the day, he got brutally fucking balled up each time. 02:14:08.640 --> 02:14:15.320 Don't you're saying if I win, I'll grab an energy drink right now, 13 games for 02:14:15.320 --> 02:14:19.720 yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, just stream all night. 02:14:19.720 --> 02:14:23.560 Okay, no, don't don't do it on my team because I still made a challenger. 02:14:23.560 --> 02:14:25.480 Me, how you're right? Me, how you're right? 02:14:25.480 --> 02:14:27.920 Okay, well, let's do a long stream. 02:14:27.920 --> 02:14:29.400 Okay, I guess so. 02:14:29.400 --> 02:14:30.240 All right, let me wait. 02:14:30.240 --> 02:14:32.640 Don't that I'm gonna go grab an energy drink. 02:14:32.640 --> 02:14:37.000 Okay, guys listen to me, listen to me. 02:14:37.000 --> 02:14:40.540 In life, there are two kinds of peoples. 02:14:40.540 --> 02:14:43.760 There are hammers and there are nails. 02:14:44.800 --> 02:14:48.560 And the trick to being a guy that lives life 02:14:48.560 --> 02:14:50.760 is that you need to make sure 02:14:50.760 --> 02:14:53.220 that you're nailing all the nails 02:14:53.220 --> 02:14:54.840 because you're a hammer. 02:14:54.840 --> 02:14:57.200 Does that make sense? 02:14:57.200 --> 02:14:59.260 So the thing is that even if your name 02:14:59.260 --> 02:15:01.380 might not be Bob the Builder, 02:15:01.380 --> 02:15:07.720 You need to make sure they know how to use your tools so that you can make everybody okay 02:15:07.720 --> 02:15:11.820 down to you're getting a call you're getting a call oh 02:15:16.620 --> 02:15:18.620 Hey, what's up, man? 02:15:20.860 --> 02:15:22.860 Wait, what'd you say sorry? 02:15:26.300 --> 02:15:30.500 I'm good bro. What's up, man? How are you doing mood up? Are you? 02:15:31.380 --> 02:15:33.380 What are you calling about? 02:15:33.380 --> 02:15:38.380 So, I looked at my sign, you know, and I just see everyone saying Jynxxy is shit. 02:15:38.380 --> 02:15:42.380 This is true. 02:15:42.380 --> 02:15:46.380 Well, no. Wait, Jynxxy, Jynxxy. Ooh, let's watch Muta. 02:15:46.380 --> 02:15:49.380 Jynxxy, listen, listen, I'm going to box up your fight. 02:15:49.380 --> 02:15:54.380 And then, Dantez said, well, because Muta lost a game of League of Legends, 02:15:54.380 --> 02:15:57.380 now he's going to win trade one on Valorant so he feels like he's even. 02:15:57.380 --> 02:16:01.380 So it was kind of not just me, it was me and Dante. 02:16:01.380 --> 02:16:06.380 By the way, uh, okay, also do you think Dante's gonna get challenged before the challenge is done? 02:16:06.380 --> 02:16:11.380 Beta. Wait, Dante, you have how many days? All day today, all day tomorrow? 02:16:11.380 --> 02:16:15.380 Uh, yeah, but all day today is like fucking six hours, Miho. 02:16:15.380 --> 02:16:18.380 Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, there's no fucking way. There's no fucking way. 02:16:18.380 --> 02:16:20.380 Tell me how. Tell me how. 02:16:20.380 --> 02:16:21.380 Muda said Miho. 02:16:21.380 --> 02:16:25.380 Okay, wait, tell Muda. Tell Muda. 02:16:25.380 --> 02:16:28.040 Are you really taking this silver shit, Sanacy, bro? 02:16:28.040 --> 02:16:30.200 Because I'm gapping the Falkati right now. 02:16:30.200 --> 02:16:31.280 You're not gapping me? 02:16:31.280 --> 02:16:34.680 You just play more games and have a lower win percentage. 02:16:34.680 --> 02:16:37.240 Go, victory, victory, victory, victory. 02:16:37.240 --> 02:16:37.740 Cool. 02:16:37.740 --> 02:16:38.880 What's your win percentage? 02:16:38.880 --> 02:16:42.480 I'm literally also on a four game winning streak. 02:16:42.480 --> 02:16:43.600 OK, I'll check that out. 02:16:43.600 --> 02:16:45.200 Actually, a view profile. 02:16:45.200 --> 02:16:46.760 Yeah, what's your win percentage, 48? 02:16:46.760 --> 02:16:49.280 You're ass. 02:16:49.280 --> 02:16:50.240 Muda, listen. 02:16:50.240 --> 02:16:51.800 My last game was defeat because I 02:16:51.800 --> 02:16:54.200 had a teammate who went AFK and Fountain for three minutes, 02:16:54.200 --> 02:16:55.280 so I didn't lose any LP. 02:16:55.280 --> 02:16:56.960 Do your research buddy. 02:16:56.960 --> 02:16:59.320 Before you talk smack, do your research, buddy. 02:17:01.280 --> 02:17:02.640 So what do you really like bro? 02:17:02.640 --> 02:17:03.680 All right, I'm gonna get on that. 02:17:03.680 --> 02:17:04.520 I'm gonna get on. 02:17:04.520 --> 02:17:05.600 I'm gonna get on and I'm gonna beat you right now. 02:17:05.600 --> 02:17:07.520 Please get on so I can literally 02:17:07.520 --> 02:17:09.560 just hate watching in between games. 02:17:09.560 --> 02:17:12.080 Wait, don't want this to end your year? 02:17:12.080 --> 02:17:13.400 Yes, bro, of course, bro. 02:17:13.400 --> 02:17:15.560 I'm gonna check the day off, you lucky fuck, all right. 02:17:15.560 --> 02:17:16.520 Oh, you have no coach? 02:17:16.520 --> 02:17:18.200 Yeah, definitely Q, please Q. 02:17:22.200 --> 02:17:23.160 Chad, who's gonna get silver? 02:17:23.160 --> 02:17:24.240 It's me or Muda. 02:17:24.240 --> 02:17:25.080 Me or Muda, me or Muda. 02:17:25.080 --> 02:17:32.980 boy jing see when does your minecraft marathon start may 29 may 29 okay jing see 02:17:32.980 --> 02:17:37.500 you realize that if you don't hit silver by then it might be fucked because he'll 02:17:37.500 --> 02:17:44.040 just like he'll just like spam games during the marathon wait bro but listen 02:17:44.040 --> 02:17:48.940 mood are sorry I'm sorry for even daring calling you mood listen down test 02:17:48.940 --> 02:17:56.940 Here's the thing, bro, I have to, okay, I have 26, 27, 28, buddy, that's three days to reach silver. 02:17:56.940 --> 02:17:58.940 If I don't reach silver in three days, I'm a piece of shit. 02:18:00.940 --> 02:18:04.940 All right, you need to do it. Also, I have an idea for you. 02:18:04.940 --> 02:18:05.940 Yes, Ken. 02:18:05.940 --> 02:18:12.540 during your your Minecraft marathon buy like a wig and then wear like a stable 02:18:12.540 --> 02:18:18.400 Ronaldo outfit and then car self unstable Ronaldo and just crash out any time 02:18:18.400 --> 02:18:21.360 anything happens 02:18:21.360 --> 02:18:29.400 bro what what type of wig like Ron's hair wig yes dude think about it it's like 02:18:29.400 --> 02:18:38.520 you're immersing yourself in the lore. Okay, I guess I could do that. Unstable Rinaldo. 02:18:38.520 --> 02:18:46.280 Wait no, I'm not gonna do that! What? Wait, why? Bro, because I'm just gonna be me, bro. 02:18:46.280 --> 02:18:50.880 You have a... Jinxie, Jinxie. What if I have an idea? What if you had an 02:18:50.880 --> 02:18:57.480 on-stream alter ego called anti-Jinxie? And then it's where you buy, you know, 02:18:57.480 --> 02:19:02.480 those like fake disguises where it's like the big nose and the eyes with like the 02:19:02.480 --> 02:19:10.760 mustache? Yes. So buy that and then carve yourself anti-gingsy and then anytime you 02:19:10.760 --> 02:19:14.480 put that on just say you're not responsible for anything you say and 02:19:14.480 --> 02:19:18.360 just say and do the most fucked up shit ever but it's not actually used so you 02:19:18.360 --> 02:19:25.480 can't get cancelled for it. For realsies? Yes. Okay I could do that it's not even a bad idea. 02:19:25.480 --> 02:19:32.020 Because yeah, whatever league games take seven minutes to queue why is this why is this I don't understand 02:19:32.260 --> 02:19:37.660 Why does it so it's because so it's because there's one guy living in a rural village in Albania 02:19:37.660 --> 02:19:44.520 That's queuing with 800 ping and the only way that he has access to internet is by sitting there and aligning his like 02:19:44.860 --> 02:19:46.860 Satellites with the stars in the perfect direction 02:19:47.300 --> 02:19:52.800 So then as a result because his connection is slow it takes a million years for the game to load 02:19:52.800 --> 02:20:01.160 bro I thought you were gonna say it's the time machine wait wait wait do you know 02:20:01.160 --> 02:20:06.720 what it's wait Jinxie what if it's riot entering someone's brain right now and 02:20:06.720 --> 02:20:13.480 like taking over their body to make them end oh my god you're right like that 02:20:13.480 --> 02:20:19.800 like like like some demon over it some game over taking the body yes okay so 02:20:19.800 --> 02:20:26.180 What if I got sober today and then you had 20 hours to get challenger tomorrow? 02:20:32.040 --> 02:20:37.700 Wait what wait that's horrible for me why is that bad? Why is that bad? 02:20:39.280 --> 02:20:45.180 You can see it's like it's like growing up to someone right and it's like imagine you and this guy 02:20:45.180 --> 02:20:52.000 You're waiting in line for like a job like the job line right and then you go up to a guy that needs like fetus family 02:20:53.000 --> 02:20:55.000 Okay, yeah, I fight this like this fight this 02:20:57.080 --> 02:21:01.520 Hold Q hold Q hold Q okay, then hold Q just keep fighting I 02:21:02.680 --> 02:21:07.740 Want you to fuck okay? What is this idiot? All right? Go to red your red red turn on red turn on red do not chase 02:21:09.420 --> 02:21:13.880 Okay, so now we're gonna do is you're gonna play for the top to bottom folk there, okay wait wait 02:21:13.880 --> 02:21:15.880 No no no surrender it's getting remade 02:21:17.220 --> 02:21:19.780 Okay, I just have fun you don't want to play for me five 02:21:21.780 --> 02:21:23.780 Type slash ff 02:21:25.160 --> 02:21:32.560 Wait wait, okay, I've never seen this before both teams remade the enemy team had an afk 02:21:36.320 --> 02:21:38.240 Wait what? 02:21:38.240 --> 02:21:40.480 What is the odds of that one bro? 02:21:40.480 --> 02:21:45.160 Okay, I'm not even kidding. I have literally never seen that before 02:21:48.080 --> 02:21:50.080 Yeah, hold you shut the fuck up 02:21:51.040 --> 02:21:53.040 Yo chat, can you guys listen? 02:21:53.640 --> 02:21:58.140 When I hold you it doesn't always work a bottle of coffee. I'm not kidding 02:21:58.720 --> 02:22:01.760 Okay, well, dude, you're about to die because you said on Milwaukee 02:22:02.200 --> 02:22:04.640 No, but I'm saying it doesn't always work buddy 02:22:04.640 --> 02:22:13.040 Yeah, but Jin see it does always work. Like you're just not doing it properly. Okay, and yo, that's 02:22:13.040 --> 02:22:21.640 that's up there. Wait, I just, I just got test. Okay, well, I can focus on hard now route. 02:22:21.640 --> 02:22:27.640 Okay, okay. That's it. Yo, at least we going on right now. Do you know what I'm talking 02:22:27.640 --> 02:22:32.440 LEC uh no there's no progames happening was 02:22:32.440 --> 02:22:36.920 LEC happening yesterday I think so I wrote 02:22:36.920 --> 02:22:40.120 what the fuck is that music 02:22:40.120 --> 02:22:42.120 ow 02:22:42.120 --> 02:22:45.080 wait wait what the fuck was that 02:22:45.080 --> 02:22:49.080 is LEC players better or worse than LLCS 02:22:49.080 --> 02:22:53.880 uh they're like equally as bad 02:22:53.880 --> 02:22:59.100 Yeah, but I'm sold to the LEC players are worse 02:23:01.360 --> 02:23:11.160 So like LCS is the league championship series right which is like NA and then LEC is the league European championship 02:23:11.200 --> 02:23:13.200 So it's like EU. Oh 02:23:14.640 --> 02:23:17.940 But so but all of them just get brutally modded by Korea 02:23:17.940 --> 02:23:24.940 Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's like it's like, okay, think of it this way. Okay, think of it this way imagine you have a son 02:23:24.940 --> 02:23:28.820 Right, and then you're sitting there and you're making him learn basketball, right? 02:23:28.820 --> 02:23:35.040 Okay, and then every year he's like training and learning but then when whenever he plays in a tournament. He's playing against LeBron 02:23:37.460 --> 02:23:44.460 Bro, but Dante's my entire chat is saying LEC better better better better much better much better LEC better 02:23:44.460 --> 02:23:54.380 No, no, listen, listen, LCS, listen, LCS is worse in terms of like team storyline. 02:23:54.380 --> 02:23:57.100 And it's also worse in terms of viewership. 02:23:57.100 --> 02:24:04.060 But LCS has actually gotten further in the international events recently than even EU 02:24:04.060 --> 02:24:06.020 has, like no bullshit. 02:24:06.020 --> 02:24:11.060 So it's like the thing is that when they're competing on the world stage, it's about 02:24:11.060 --> 02:24:12.060 even. 02:24:12.060 --> 02:24:13.580 Do you see what I'm getting at? 02:24:13.580 --> 02:24:19.180 Okay, yes. Okay. Okay. Because like every single time they play it's it's like think of the 02:24:19.180 --> 02:24:25.180 surging see they flip a coin to see which teams go against who and as long as you coin flip the 02:24:25.180 --> 02:24:29.980 fact that you're not playing against faker you're going to go further than the teams that do so that's 02:24:29.980 --> 02:24:37.900 why every year changes who's in front. Dante's is delusional Dante's is fucking stuck in master 02:24:37.900 --> 02:24:39.900 don't listen to him. 02:24:39.900 --> 02:24:42.900 Okay, one guy typed that. 02:24:42.900 --> 02:24:45.900 Why are you reading it out loud? 02:24:45.900 --> 02:24:47.900 Bro, it's what my- I'm just reading my chat, man. 02:24:47.900 --> 02:24:49.900 I can't control where my eyes go. 02:24:51.900 --> 02:24:56.900 Dude, you intentionally read out the one message that flamed me. 02:24:56.900 --> 02:24:58.900 Miho, no I didn't, bro. 02:24:58.900 --> 02:24:59.900 Why can't- 02:25:01.900 --> 02:25:02.900 Okay, stop that. 02:25:02.900 --> 02:25:05.900 We are not allowed to leave until I'm silver. 02:25:05.900 --> 02:25:06.900 You understand? 02:25:06.900 --> 02:25:08.900 Yeah, at Don Tess 02:25:09.300 --> 02:25:18.120 Jinxies and meat is a low-key small. I seen that print. Okay, no one said that because the delay didn't even catch up in time 02:25:18.660 --> 02:25:24.540 No, I know it did somebody literally wrote that I'm not even kidding. No they didn't 02:25:25.100 --> 02:25:30.820 At Don Tess Jinxie beat the fuck out of my little sister at the arcade yesterday 02:25:30.820 --> 02:25:36.740 See here's the thing somebody probably did type that because that's some bullshit ass fucking trend in my chat 02:25:37.180 --> 02:25:39.020 It's literally 02:25:39.020 --> 02:25:44.340 Okay, Jinx. Let me ask you a question. Is it a trend or is it just the fact that you do this consistently? 02:25:44.460 --> 02:25:48.940 Me oh, I don't do that shit, bro. I don't fucking go into Walmart and hit people 02:25:49.940 --> 02:25:51.700 Why not? 02:25:51.700 --> 02:25:54.060 Because why the fuck would I do I get arrested? 02:25:54.060 --> 02:26:01.140 wait so the only reason why you're not going around punching random people is 02:26:01.140 --> 02:26:05.060 because the law is there so you're saying if there were no laws you would 02:26:05.060 --> 02:26:09.740 just go around beating the fuck out of people no that was a brilliant thing bro 02:26:09.740 --> 02:26:19.380 no that's exposed auto it auto it yep there you go yeah actually yep 02:26:19.380 --> 02:26:23.380 Okay, so no, yeah, what's up? Did I do that like a challenger? 02:26:24.220 --> 02:26:30.860 No, you actually did I don't test you see right over my little brother while he was crossing the street, okay? 02:26:31.420 --> 02:26:34.520 Bro, I didn't if I did that I would also be arrested 02:26:34.980 --> 02:26:37.820 Right, I don't even drive cars man. I don't even drive man 02:26:38.420 --> 02:26:45.060 Wait, do you have your license? Yes. I okay, so can I explain my story with driving? Yeah, go for it 02:26:45.940 --> 02:26:47.100 Okay 02:26:47.100 --> 02:26:52.580 So when I was 16 years old, I took driver's ed class in school. Okay, where you learn driving? 02:26:52.820 --> 02:26:56.660 Our first day of in like our first day of in the car driving 02:26:56.660 --> 02:27:01.460 I almost drove into a lake in a neighborhood. This is a true story. It was a tiny lake 02:27:01.460 --> 02:27:07.860 I was like 10 feet away from driving into a lake on a hill and if my driver's ed teacher didn't have his 02:27:07.940 --> 02:27:13.180 Paddle, I would have not been here today. I would have drowned in that lake. Now. Here's the thing, bro 02:27:13.660 --> 02:27:16.700 Because that happened. I was scared to ever drive again. Okay 02:27:16.700 --> 02:27:18.700 Fast forward five years I 02:27:20.020 --> 02:27:24.300 Turned 21 years old every time I go to a bar. I'm handing them my brick and permit 02:27:24.740 --> 02:27:28.060 Sounds like all right. Fuck that. I didn't get an actual license 02:27:28.300 --> 02:27:34.180 So then I got my license, but I failed my driver's test twice. So now I don't drive 02:27:35.180 --> 02:27:40.500 Wait, but why don't you just go and do your tests like you know, I got it, but I'm scared 02:27:40.500 --> 02:27:47.820 So you're saying that if you drove around you actually would kill someone? 02:27:47.820 --> 02:27:49.820 Or myself, 100%. 02:27:49.820 --> 02:27:55.100 But why are you actually just that bad to get distracted? 02:27:55.100 --> 02:28:00.620 I don't know man, I said even that I'm that bad it's just I'm scared. 02:28:00.620 --> 02:28:02.380 Okay can I give you advice? 02:28:02.380 --> 02:28:03.660 Yes, what's up? 02:28:03.660 --> 02:28:07.980 So the thing that I've learned is that most of the time people I drive bad it's 02:28:07.980 --> 02:28:09.540 because they're two-tens. 02:28:09.540 --> 02:28:13.460 So the best way that you can avoid that tension is by getting a shot or two of whiskey in 02:28:13.460 --> 02:28:15.700 your system before you actually get behind the wheel. 02:28:15.700 --> 02:28:20.900 Brother, brother, that's not going to help, man, that's just going to make me kill somebody. 02:28:20.900 --> 02:28:22.940 Okay, so then here's another idea. 02:28:22.940 --> 02:28:26.320 If you don't want to do that, what you can do is, most of the time what happens that 02:28:26.320 --> 02:28:30.780 people that drive badly, it's because they're too focused on actually driving, 02:28:30.780 --> 02:28:31.780 so they drive bad. 02:28:31.780 --> 02:28:35.100 So what you can do is you can actually get your phone out and start texting your 02:28:35.100 --> 02:28:38.500 friends while you drive to make it easier. 02:28:38.500 --> 02:28:46.980 bro why did i gank am i a piece of shit off that's what am i doing 02:28:46.980 --> 02:28:49.700 okay can i explain to you what the problem is 02:28:49.700 --> 02:28:57.580 yes dad when you play league listen listen miho when you play league and you're sitting 02:28:57.580 --> 02:29:05.580 there right and you're sitting there and you're playing league right and okay yes 02:29:05.580 --> 02:29:06.280 wait, I have a- 02:29:07.380 --> 02:29:08.820 okay, so listen, you hear me out, okay? 02:29:08.820 --> 02:29:10.780 so when you're sitting there and you're playing League 02:29:10.780 --> 02:29:11.280 yes 02:29:11.880 --> 02:29:12.680 and you're- 02:29:12.980 --> 02:29:13.680 you're- 02:29:13.680 --> 02:29:15.180 you're like, in a game, right? 02:29:16.080 --> 02:29:16.880 and... 02:29:17.480 --> 02:29:17.980 you're- 02:29:17.980 --> 02:29:19.280 you're playing League, right? 02:29:19.280 --> 02:29:21.380 and you're like, in the middle of a game, whatever it is 02:29:22.080 --> 02:29:24.580 I've noticed that the problem is 02:29:25.080 --> 02:29:25.580 that- 02:29:27.180 --> 02:29:27.680 so- 02:29:27.680 --> 02:29:28.180 okay 02:29:28.880 --> 02:29:31.080 BROADBIT OUT! 02:29:31.580 --> 02:29:32.580 BUCK! 02:29:32.580 --> 02:29:40.320 what are you saying dumbass come on well maybe you would know if you let me 02:29:40.320 --> 02:29:58.620 fuck sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry so let me guess jing see the reason why you 02:29:58.620 --> 02:30:02.100 beat up that random viewers little sisters cuz she had a speech impediment 02:30:02.100 --> 02:30:04.100 Bro, no! 02:30:04.900 --> 02:30:06.900 So it's for another reason. 02:30:08.020 --> 02:30:11.520 Bro, no, I didn't beat up anybody's sister, my god! 02:30:12.820 --> 02:30:18.620 Okay, listen. So the thing is that when you're playing League, okay, when you're playing League, you're sitting... 02:30:19.620 --> 02:30:20.120 What? 02:30:20.120 --> 02:30:21.620 Yes, talk to me, yes. 02:30:21.920 --> 02:30:24.920 Okay, so when you're sitting there, you're playing League, okay? 02:30:25.280 --> 02:30:25.780 Okay. 02:30:25.780 --> 02:30:29.280 Essentially what's happening is, a lot of the time, you're getting FOMO. 02:30:29.280 --> 02:30:35.640 So you're sitting there and you think that because nothing is happening you need to make something happen in order for things to go 02:30:35.640 --> 02:30:40.720 Well, but you just seen a view of like you're getting stronger without having to risk anything 02:30:41.520 --> 02:30:43.520 Does that make sense? 02:30:45.480 --> 02:30:48.860 All right go for gank here. No, no, no 02:30:49.920 --> 02:30:51.920 That was a test 02:30:51.920 --> 02:30:53.920 Seriously? Wait, what? 02:30:53.920 --> 02:30:55.920 Yeah, she was, yes. 02:30:55.920 --> 02:30:57.920 Seriously, that was actually a test. 02:30:57.920 --> 02:31:01.920 No, it was, because the thing is that there was no reason to do anything there, 02:31:01.920 --> 02:31:04.920 but I wanted to see if you were listening to what I was saying about getting FOMO, 02:31:04.920 --> 02:31:07.920 and it's like you listened, so now go Top Crab. Go Top Crab. 02:31:07.920 --> 02:31:09.920 Because the Top Crab is up. 02:31:10.920 --> 02:31:13.920 Bro, and listen, I'm not gonna fight until I have... 02:31:15.920 --> 02:31:17.920 Where the fuck's the Top Crab, dumbass? 02:31:17.920 --> 02:31:20.920 Okay, bro, it's up in 10! 02:31:20.920 --> 02:31:26.920 Yeah, but shouldn't I just do my blue buff first, man? 02:31:26.920 --> 02:31:31.640 Yeah, I mean I didn't know it was up in 10 because we didn't get vision on the top river yet. 02:31:31.640 --> 02:31:34.560 We only got the timer after we got vision, so that's what we're going to do. 02:31:34.560 --> 02:31:35.560 Go for the crab after. 02:31:35.560 --> 02:31:39.200 I know, Joan top. 02:31:39.200 --> 02:31:40.200 Joan top. 02:31:40.200 --> 02:31:43.520 Okay, we're going to look for a top gank after, right? 02:31:43.520 --> 02:31:47.080 So I want you to smite this, smite this, smite this, smite this, and top, smite 02:31:47.080 --> 02:31:50.280 and top, top, top, top, top, come on top. 02:31:50.280 --> 02:31:53.940 I kill all three all three all three all three all three 02:32:04.500 --> 02:32:08.400 See the Crogs now press to don't forget to use your actives 02:32:10.200 --> 02:32:12.940 Yeah, you don't tell me about my actives enough you don't believe in me 02:32:14.400 --> 02:32:16.400 Jinxie I 02:32:17.040 --> 02:32:19.400 Never tell me to press to leave when I'm out of buttons 02:32:20.280 --> 02:32:28.560 Okay, GenCy, GenCy, you're the one that told me, literally two days ago, DonTest, you only 02:32:28.560 --> 02:32:30.760 need to tell me something once and I'm gonna do it. 02:32:30.760 --> 02:32:36.400 I have told you about Actives every stream and you still never use them. 02:32:36.400 --> 02:32:42.320 Yes, because I'm the first streamer with CTE. 02:32:42.320 --> 02:32:43.320 What's CTE? 02:32:43.320 --> 02:32:52.320 Uh, Chad, what does it stand for, cognitive, technical inefficiency or something? 02:32:52.320 --> 02:32:56.320 Wait, Jinxie, did you know I have CT too? 02:32:56.320 --> 02:32:59.320 Uh, oh, you don't say, you don't say. 02:32:59.320 --> 02:33:05.320 Yeah, I cock throbbing erection. 02:33:05.320 --> 02:33:09.320 Yeah, you got it. 02:33:09.320 --> 02:33:16.300 First I'll be okay you're dead robot why didn't my brain dad teammate help hey 02:33:16.300 --> 02:33:25.620 that's why now we're gonna play them nice help man much love so now I want 02:33:25.620 --> 02:33:30.620 you to type you better hope I don't meet your sister at an arcade yo I'm not 02:33:30.620 --> 02:33:32.620 I 02:33:36.940 --> 02:33:42.760 Listen so what we're gonna do now you're gonna look for the red buff after the red buff you're gonna clear the rest of your 02:33:42.760 --> 02:33:44.780 Botsite, and then you're gonna look on the bot cap. Okay 02:33:48.300 --> 02:33:54.500 Wait Jinx you have a question. Yeah, what's up, bro? Do you have CBT? I 02:33:56.020 --> 02:33:58.020 Don't know what that means 02:33:58.020 --> 02:34:00.020 Cock and ball torture 02:34:01.720 --> 02:34:03.720 No, I don't have cock and ball 02:34:04.820 --> 02:34:09.240 Why is this Lux talking to yourself? Oops. Yeah, right fair 02:34:11.260 --> 02:34:13.900 Hold top maybe you have somebody blocked in this game 02:34:14.460 --> 02:34:20.400 Okay, so you have the enemy support blocked that means the enemy supported something in the past that entered your game 02:34:20.960 --> 02:34:25.040 Okay, fight him fight him fight him fight him fight him you can win this keep fighting just keep fighting 02:34:26.040 --> 02:34:28.040 You're two seven one second 02:34:36.160 --> 02:34:42.100 Yes, I'm gonna get silver today. I'm not even kidding. Love it. I'm coming for you Chadwick. Yep 02:34:43.080 --> 02:34:46.420 First he's coming for you then he's coming in you. That's watch out 02:34:46.420 --> 02:34:49.680 We wish that I could stay forever is 02:34:50.940 --> 02:34:55.500 Jack sweet old marathon right now can't end until silver. Yes or no. What's we do? 02:34:56.060 --> 02:34:59.820 Okay, maybe give it a day. Give it a day. Give it a day. Me. Oh 02:35:00.420 --> 02:35:03.700 Yeah, you're lucky right chat. What law he done test my degree, right? 02:35:07.140 --> 02:35:11.340 Okay, so this are you here, okay? You're gonna look wolves into gromp after that 02:35:11.340 --> 02:35:14.620 I want you to look for a top guy, bro. I don't like Japan flash 02:35:16.420 --> 02:35:22.920 So the thing is that there are some people in Japan 02:35:22.920 --> 02:35:27.920 So there are some people in Japan that go to like public parks 02:35:27.920 --> 02:35:30.920 And then what they do is when pregnant women are walking by 02:35:30.920 --> 02:35:33.920 They open their trench coats and they flash themselves 02:35:33.920 --> 02:35:35.920 So when people type Japan flash 02:35:35.920 --> 02:35:38.920 They're saying that you're playing like a perverted pedophile 02:35:38.920 --> 02:35:44.920 Oh, why would somebody ever flash a grandma? 02:35:44.920 --> 02:35:49.080 Well, no, a pregnant woman. 02:35:49.080 --> 02:35:50.080 That's actually worse. 02:35:50.080 --> 02:35:52.200 Spooky, negative five gifted. 02:35:52.200 --> 02:35:53.200 Yeah. 02:35:53.200 --> 02:35:57.400 So that's why, so that's why Jinx, you need to play better so people don't keep calling 02:35:57.400 --> 02:35:59.040 you a Japan Flasher. 02:35:59.040 --> 02:36:00.040 Okay. 02:36:00.040 --> 02:36:02.360 Jinxie, I can't wait for the losing streak. 02:36:02.360 --> 02:36:05.320 What should I say to that madown's ass? 02:36:05.320 --> 02:36:10.920 Tell him, oh, tell him you'd say the same thing to his mother, but after the last 02:36:10.920 --> 02:36:15.180 four children she gave birth to and him being the recent one out of the batch it's 02:36:15.180 --> 02:36:20.760 obvious that she already got the worst loser's queue of all time yeah all the 02:36:20.760 --> 02:36:26.880 all the all the yeah just chase this you can also you can also you can all you 02:36:26.880 --> 02:36:33.000 have the speed for it you have this beat you have this beat come on oh all 02:36:33.000 --> 02:36:39.340 right like go go to cut scrubs not a good coach bro what the fuck okay 02:36:39.340 --> 02:36:40.980 Can I ask you a question? 02:36:40.980 --> 02:36:42.700 Of course brother, what's up? 02:36:42.700 --> 02:36:45.380 If I'm a basketball coach and I tell my student, 02:36:45.380 --> 02:36:48.060 hey, I want you to triple the ball up to the net 02:36:48.060 --> 02:36:49.220 and do a layup. 02:36:49.220 --> 02:36:52.220 And then that student takes the ball, 02:36:52.220 --> 02:36:54.780 whips it out the head of the nearby disabled kid 02:36:54.780 --> 02:36:55.900 and then starts jerking off 02:36:55.900 --> 02:36:57.420 and nodding in the middle of the court. 02:36:57.420 --> 02:37:00.300 Am I a bad coach or is a student a bad student? 02:37:00.300 --> 02:37:01.140 Coach, can I fight this? 02:37:01.140 --> 02:37:01.980 Yes or no? 02:37:01.980 --> 02:37:03.020 Yes, let's go. 02:37:03.020 --> 02:37:04.260 Chase, chase, chase. 02:37:04.260 --> 02:37:06.220 Hold Q, hold your Q, hold Q. 02:37:06.220 --> 02:37:07.060 Nice! 02:37:07.060 --> 02:37:08.380 Nice! 02:37:08.380 --> 02:37:10.380 Free double free double free double 02:37:11.980 --> 02:37:13.980 Nice, yeah, I 02:37:16.820 --> 02:37:20.260 Love League of Legends. I love League of Legends. I'm addicted. I'm addicted. I'm addicted. I'm addicted 02:37:21.260 --> 02:37:27.780 Bro don't I I don't know what to do. Can you think of legends like bro? I wouldn't tell you about this so this morning. Yep 02:37:30.020 --> 02:37:34.300 This morning my brother was setting up my steering wheel so I could play forza so I basically 02:37:34.900 --> 02:37:37.680 Talked to my brother. I'm like, bro. What should I do? Should I play a league game? 02:37:38.380 --> 02:37:46.360 And he said no you should take mom out to breakfast brother don't that I used to take my mom out to breakfast 02:37:46.360 --> 02:37:51.500 Two to three days a week and I haven't done that in two months until today because every morning 02:37:51.500 --> 02:37:54.420 I've been playing League of Legends am I a piece of shit bro 02:37:55.660 --> 02:37:57.580 Yes, you are 02:37:57.580 --> 02:38:01.080 Because if you once have taken your mom out to breakfast you'll be bronze three right now 02:38:01.780 --> 02:38:04.780 Wait, but I thought you said I'd be a piece of shit for not taking my mom out 02:38:04.780 --> 02:38:07.980 No, your piece of shit for taking your out, Jinxie. 02:38:07.980 --> 02:38:11.660 Think right now you could have already been Bronze 3 if you were to play that one off-stream 02:38:11.660 --> 02:38:12.660 game. 02:38:12.660 --> 02:38:13.820 Now what's more important? 02:38:13.820 --> 02:38:15.660 Winning one League of Legends game? 02:38:15.660 --> 02:38:19.020 Or furthering your connection with your mother that gave birth to and raised you all these 02:38:19.020 --> 02:38:21.020 years and supported you wholeheartedly? 02:38:21.020 --> 02:38:25.020 Breakfast with my mom, man. 02:38:25.020 --> 02:38:26.260 We're wrong! 02:38:26.260 --> 02:38:27.860 Now recall and get your bork. 02:38:27.860 --> 02:38:30.820 Jinxie, we'll want to bring a League player. 02:38:30.820 --> 02:38:35.500 life and everyone around it revolves around you and what you want to do. 02:38:35.500 --> 02:38:40.660 So even if you're doing the most selfish thing ever, as long as it makes you happy, that's 02:38:40.660 --> 02:38:44.500 all that matters. 02:38:44.500 --> 02:38:48.580 So you're saying to never take my mom out to breakfast again until what, I'm challenger 02:38:48.580 --> 02:38:49.580 or something? 02:38:49.580 --> 02:38:54.340 Jinxie, if your mom loves you bro, she wants you to be happy. 02:38:54.340 --> 02:38:58.140 And if you play League of Legends games off stream instead of taking her out to 02:38:58.140 --> 02:39:03.820 breakfast and spending time with her and showing her love and appreciation is what makes you happy 02:39:03.820 --> 02:39:08.940 then she'll understand bro think about it. Are you like bro I don't are you sure dude? 02:39:10.140 --> 02:39:16.940 Jinxie is she an amazing mom? Yes bro yes. Then she wants her son to be happy. Does playing 02:39:16.940 --> 02:39:23.740 League of Legends off she make you happy? Yes. Then that's what you have to do bro. 02:39:23.740 --> 02:39:27.420 It's about being willing to put yourself first, bro. 02:39:27.420 --> 02:39:30.700 So that everyone around you can love and support you. 02:39:30.700 --> 02:39:33.900 Like, GenC, I need you to phone up your girlfriend after this 02:39:33.900 --> 02:39:37.740 and be like, hey, listen, babe, I can't come by for the next month 02:39:37.740 --> 02:39:40.700 because I need to play at least five off-stream games 02:39:40.700 --> 02:39:44.540 and I need to double my active hours on-stream for League of Legends. 02:39:44.540 --> 02:39:47.740 Bro, but I like my girlfriend. She's nutties, bro. 02:39:47.740 --> 02:39:51.020 And I like having time with her, bro. 02:39:51.020 --> 02:39:53.020 Thanks, let me ask you a question 02:39:54.940 --> 02:39:58.140 What do you like more if you had an option right now 02:39:58.780 --> 02:40:05.040 Going to dinner right now with your girlfriend and sitting there having a beautiful evening talking about your days 02:40:05.540 --> 02:40:09.300 holding hands and feeling the love coursing through you or 02:40:10.020 --> 02:40:16.560 Watching Muta in a made outfit get on his hands and knees begging for forgiveness as he gives you over a thousand dollars 02:40:16.560 --> 02:40:19.640 Bro, can I just be honest, bro? 02:40:19.640 --> 02:40:20.640 Yes. 02:40:20.640 --> 02:40:25.140 Bro, maybe I'm not good off the challenger because I feel like going to dinner with my 02:40:25.140 --> 02:40:28.000 girlfriend sounds fun, man. 02:40:28.000 --> 02:40:30.840 More fun than watching Muda on his hands and leeching and mating. 02:40:30.840 --> 02:40:31.840 Yes! 02:40:31.840 --> 02:40:33.920 Oh my god, that sounds disgusting! 02:40:33.920 --> 02:40:39.760 Okay, Jinxie, there's only one way that we can turn you into a true league player. 02:40:39.760 --> 02:40:41.360 Okay, what is that way? 02:40:41.360 --> 02:40:42.360 What is that way? 02:40:42.360 --> 02:40:46.480 The day that Muda loses this bet, I'm gonna need you to take that day off 02:40:46.480 --> 02:40:53.040 streaming and you're just gonna goon to his stream five times and bust five nuts to his stream 02:40:53.040 --> 02:41:00.440 because you need to understand that mental subjugation matters more than anything else in this 02:41:00.440 --> 02:41:05.160 planet regarding people that you're competing with in this game. Do I make myself clear? 02:41:05.160 --> 02:41:10.040 Yes, that's right. But bro, I can't miss a day of streaming. I've been streaming for fucking two 02:41:10.040 --> 02:41:14.200 years. Okay, so why are you gonna do this or are you gonna do that? You're gonna start your 02:41:14.200 --> 02:41:20.840 stream but it's just gonna be your full-screen camera at around your chin height gazing upwards 02:41:20.840 --> 02:41:24.960 as on your face and then you're just gonna be silently boning. 02:41:24.960 --> 02:41:25.960 Coach, coach, coach, coach. 02:41:25.960 --> 02:41:26.960 Yeah, go for it. 02:41:26.960 --> 02:41:27.960 Wait, coach, coach. 02:41:27.960 --> 02:41:28.960 Oh, oh, oh. 02:41:28.960 --> 02:41:29.960 Yes! 02:41:29.960 --> 02:41:30.960 Yes! 02:41:30.960 --> 02:41:31.960 Nice! 02:41:31.960 --> 02:41:32.960 God! 02:41:32.960 --> 02:41:33.960 More, more, more. 02:41:33.960 --> 02:41:34.960 I want more. 02:41:34.960 --> 02:41:35.960 Japan flash! 02:41:35.960 --> 02:41:36.960 That's what I like to see. 02:41:36.960 --> 02:41:41.960 Sorry, I don't know why I did that. 02:41:41.960 --> 02:41:44.520 Okay, that's what I like to see, bro. 02:41:46.280 --> 02:41:48.200 Jynxie, do you wanna hear something crazy? 02:41:48.200 --> 02:41:50.120 Yes, kitten, what's up? 02:41:50.120 --> 02:41:53.280 Before every world's finals, 02:41:53.280 --> 02:41:58.280 Faker would use Kurok to AI-generate images 02:41:58.400 --> 02:42:01.280 of his opponents in little launch rays, 02:42:01.280 --> 02:42:03.920 and he would bust the nut to each and every one of them. 02:42:03.920 --> 02:42:07.280 And that's the reason why he became the greatest 02:42:07.280 --> 02:42:08.480 allegedly. 02:42:08.480 --> 02:42:10.440 Are you serious? 02:42:10.440 --> 02:42:16.260 Yes, so if you want to be the best, GenC, then why would you not do what Faker did? 02:42:16.260 --> 02:42:17.260 Think about it. 02:42:17.260 --> 02:42:20.340 Oh my god, you're actually right, bro. 02:42:20.340 --> 02:42:28.500 GenC, since literally 2005, Faker has been grocking his opponents, naked, bro, to win. 02:42:28.500 --> 02:42:33.060 And you're telling me that you're not willing to do the same as a one-off occurrence with 02:42:33.060 --> 02:42:34.460 Muda? 02:42:34.460 --> 02:42:35.460 Think about it. 02:42:35.460 --> 02:42:36.460 God, you're right. 02:42:36.460 --> 02:42:37.460 Oh my god. 02:42:37.460 --> 02:42:42.300 My god, I really don't know what to say then man. So you think like 02:42:43.340 --> 02:42:47.740 Basically, Mura is my enemy right because I need to beat him up so hurt 02:42:48.260 --> 02:42:51.480 So I should jerk off to him in a made up bit 02:42:52.020 --> 02:42:55.600 Yes, I'm not even kidding when I tell you Jane see I'm not gay, right? 02:42:56.060 --> 02:43:00.940 Surprisingly, but I used to always jerk off to the inside on co-piles 02:43:00.940 --> 02:43:02.940 surprisingly bro 02:43:03.880 --> 02:43:08.940 Dude, can I finish my fucking story or you're gonna interrupt all right, okay? 02:43:09.100 --> 02:43:12.280 So listen, I I'm not gay right? 02:43:12.820 --> 02:43:18.460 Surprisingly, but the thing about it is that every time that I would lose a game to any of my friends, right? 02:43:18.700 --> 02:43:22.220 Or I would sit there and I would play against like pro players 02:43:22.220 --> 02:43:27.820 I would always after stream bookmark their profiles and then I would masturbate 02:43:27.820 --> 02:43:33.500 furiously to every single one of them because Jinxie you have to understand 02:43:33.500 --> 02:43:38.980 that when you release semen you're not doing it for pleasure you're doing it 02:43:38.980 --> 02:43:44.900 because that's your mental and spiritual and emotional and sexual energy that is 02:43:44.900 --> 02:43:49.900 getting directed into the universe and if you're just wasting it right then 02:43:49.900 --> 02:43:54.900 it's going nowhere but if you're using it to subjugate other people then now 02:43:54.900 --> 02:44:00.020 you're actually unlocking the third level of consciousness you understand 02:44:05.180 --> 02:44:10.380 Yeah, I'm looking okay now you don't have all so going for this might be a bit risky low key 02:44:10.380 --> 02:44:17.420 Yes, but it's very just go read just red folk here up and then I first held coach like I know like you've been to me a lot about like 02:44:17.740 --> 02:44:21.860 Faker and stuff and masturbation, but I think I've actually played perfect 02:44:21.860 --> 02:44:43.360 Yes, and you know why not just that jing see what if I told you that I use my energy this 02:44:43.360 --> 02:44:48.360 this morning and I directed it towards you so you could have a fulfilling day. 02:44:48.360 --> 02:44:52.360 So are you serious? You shouldn't have, bro. That's such a thing. Thank you. 02:44:52.360 --> 02:44:57.360 Yes, because listen, I saw that Darth Maul cosplay and I'm like, this is way too cool to not bust you. 02:44:57.360 --> 02:45:06.360 So I sat there this morning, Jinzy, for three hours straight, and I just made sure that I gave you the most amount of me that I could possibly give anybody. 02:45:06.360 --> 02:45:07.360 Do you understand? 02:45:07.360 --> 02:45:09.360 Bro, thank you, man. For real. 02:45:09.360 --> 02:45:12.360 Very welcome. And that's why now you're doing me proud. 02:45:12.360 --> 02:45:14.360 I'm doing so good 02:45:14.760 --> 02:45:21.400 Okay, so Jinxie now we're gonna do I want to play football the wolves and on the ground afterwards. We're gonna recall and look on the dragon 02:45:24.560 --> 02:45:30.400 Yes, I just I don't know man. I feel like I really couldn't get sober today if I just don't lose 02:45:31.800 --> 02:45:35.600 Ironically, but listen bronze one is within sight 02:45:42.360 --> 02:45:44.360 look towards bed look towards bed 02:45:46.360 --> 02:45:48.360 Jinx you know what you should start doing 02:45:50.360 --> 02:45:56.520 No, no, no just back off you're good. Yeah, you need to run if you don't run you're dead 02:46:01.800 --> 02:46:07.440 Yeah, it's just fun. There's a promise of the second you start chasing it's over your next time I want you to buy death sands 02:46:08.840 --> 02:46:11.280 So why is ergot so good in that scenario? 02:46:12.360 --> 02:46:18.720 Urgot is just a brain that champion for brain that people okay, and he doesn't take half of the intellect that warwick takes 02:46:19.680 --> 02:46:26.960 Exactly. Yeah, like okay, so you know how an aspen gold shot right half the time. They're just family DPI 02:46:28.600 --> 02:46:30.600 Yeah, what is DPI mean? 02:46:30.960 --> 02:46:33.080 it means like diversity and 02:46:35.320 --> 02:46:37.320 Exclusivity and 02:46:37.320 --> 02:46:43.920 Okay, so what it means is that it's essentially saying that they want more people to be included, right? 02:46:44.320 --> 02:46:51.800 So what Urgot is is Urgot is a champion that's designed so that people that aren't all mentally there 02:46:51.880 --> 02:46:55.980 Can so have good games of League of Legends by locking him in does that make sense? 02:46:56.720 --> 02:47:02.680 I see so Urgot is basically designed if your IQ is low 02:47:02.680 --> 02:47:09.280 And your brain that yes, if you are literally brain dead then ergod is ever slide you can still play league of legends 02:47:11.480 --> 02:47:17.240 Yep, so now why don't you look but you're gonna press W and you're gonna look for an old block of said hold on the jinx 02:47:18.760 --> 02:47:21.860 Yep, it's free going on. Oh, it's not 02:47:23.800 --> 02:47:25.800 Hold you hold you nice 02:47:26.560 --> 02:47:28.560 1000 gold. Oh 02:47:29.680 --> 02:47:31.680 Okay, that might have been a little too crazy 02:47:32.680 --> 02:47:37.280 All right snow go for the grump go for the grump. There's a grump right now. Why don't you take it? Oh? 02:47:37.780 --> 02:47:41.640 Okay, no back up. All right. Okay a diddy party going on over there 02:47:42.120 --> 02:47:45.720 Yeah, I'm just gonna go home in yeah, just go for it. It's okay 02:47:47.200 --> 02:47:49.200 We're on place so good 02:47:52.240 --> 02:47:57.680 Jinx see Jinx see what if I told you that when you use your art you dodge the jinx E 02:47:57.680 --> 02:48:01.320 Bro, I did for real? 02:48:01.320 --> 02:48:04.960 Dude, Jynxie dodged the Jynxie with his ultimate. 02:48:04.960 --> 02:48:08.440 Do you understand what kind of an omen that sets for the day? 02:48:08.440 --> 02:48:10.120 Right, that kind of rhymes, oh my god. 02:48:10.120 --> 02:48:11.800 Yes, bro, yes! 02:48:11.800 --> 02:48:14.680 Yo, chat, should we play some games with Muda later? 02:48:14.680 --> 02:48:15.680 What are you guys playing? 02:48:15.680 --> 02:48:16.680 No! 02:48:16.680 --> 02:48:17.680 You can't! 02:48:17.680 --> 02:48:19.680 Okay, you're right. 02:48:19.680 --> 02:48:20.680 Jynxie! 02:48:20.680 --> 02:48:21.680 Jynxie! 02:48:21.680 --> 02:48:25.640 Oh wait, actually, wait, if you did play with him, though, then what if you just 02:48:25.640 --> 02:48:30.040 intentionally through the game because the thing is that he loses more than he 02:48:30.040 --> 02:48:31.720 gains. So if you join the- 02:48:31.720 --> 02:48:33.720 Yeah, but through Levin Watson. 02:48:33.720 --> 02:48:35.720 Oh, I choose you here. 02:48:35.720 --> 02:48:38.720 Rowan, I want to keep my 1% as high, bro. I want to keep it high. 02:48:38.720 --> 02:48:40.720 Okay. 02:48:40.720 --> 02:48:43.720 Okay, I want to look on the wrappers here. After the wrappers, we're going to look towards Baron. 02:48:43.720 --> 02:48:49.720 Your coach is 1,000% in the fire. 02:48:49.720 --> 02:48:52.720 Uh, coach. 02:48:52.720 --> 02:48:54.720 Oh no shit, how do you think I met my wife? 02:48:54.720 --> 02:48:55.720 AHHHHHH 02:48:55.720 --> 02:48:57.720 I'm kidding, I'm kidding 02:48:57.720 --> 02:48:58.720 Yeah, I'm joking 02:48:58.720 --> 02:48:59.720 She's older than me 02:48:59.720 --> 02:49:01.720 Okay, anyway, so this is what you're gonna do now, okay? 02:49:01.720 --> 02:49:04.720 I want you to look for a top play 02:49:04.720 --> 02:49:06.720 No, no, don't hit this on me, please 02:49:07.720 --> 02:49:08.720 It's a not barge, it's not barge 02:49:08.720 --> 02:49:09.720 Now just wait 02:49:09.720 --> 02:49:13.720 If someone walks top kill, kill, kill, kill 02:49:13.720 --> 02:49:14.720 I'll poke you on him 02:49:14.720 --> 02:49:16.720 E? Use your E? E? 02:49:17.720 --> 02:49:19.720 E, E, E 02:49:19.720 --> 02:49:21.720 BROOOOO 02:49:21.720 --> 02:49:23.720 GINGCY! 02:49:24.720 --> 02:49:25.720 Sorry. 02:49:26.720 --> 02:49:29.720 GingCy, if you would have eaten it would have been a double kill, bro. 02:49:31.720 --> 02:49:32.720 MiHo, I'm sorry. 02:49:33.720 --> 02:49:34.720 Sorry. 02:49:36.720 --> 02:49:37.720 Are you too late or something? 02:49:38.720 --> 02:49:40.720 No, you eat- you did- yeah, you did. 02:49:40.720 --> 02:49:44.720 Cause like you didn't eat at all, and then afterwards by the time you said they already used all their damage. 02:49:45.720 --> 02:49:47.720 Oh my god, okay, sorry, sorry. 02:49:47.720 --> 02:49:53.520 Sorry, sorry coach you think I should order any food if I'm gonna play League of Legends like what's the best league of legends 02:49:53.520 --> 02:49:54.820 through order 02:49:54.820 --> 02:49:59.040 The best league of legends food tour is a fucking win streak if you're not winning you don't deserve to eat 02:49:59.040 --> 02:50:01.680 So you better put your fucking phone down right now and focus on the game 02:50:02.240 --> 02:50:07.040 So bro if you go on if you go on a losing streak you intentionally don't eat seriously 02:50:08.280 --> 02:50:11.460 Either that or you punch yourself in the face when you go to a bathroom break 02:50:17.720 --> 02:50:20.720 Wait coach, have you killed yourself before? 02:50:20.720 --> 02:50:22.720 Um... 02:50:22.720 --> 02:50:26.720 Okay, so what you're going to do now is you're going to look for the red. 02:50:26.720 --> 02:50:28.720 After the red, we're going to play on the Krugs, okay? 02:50:28.720 --> 02:50:30.720 Okay. 02:50:30.720 --> 02:50:35.720 And then after the Krugs, I'm going to want you to look on the Raptors soon. 02:50:35.720 --> 02:50:38.720 Coach, if I win, do I get food? Can I order? 02:50:38.720 --> 02:50:40.720 Yes, but I get to choose what you eat. 02:50:40.720 --> 02:50:42.720 Okay, deal. 02:50:42.720 --> 02:50:50.160 And if you lose you have to do an IRL stream searching for dog shit, and you need to eat it off the ground as punishment 02:50:52.200 --> 02:50:54.200 Okay 02:50:55.600 --> 02:51:00.480 Okay, right I'm here for the long haul. I want to get challenger whatever fake it out here 02:51:01.480 --> 02:51:05.920 Dude funny story when I was like five. I actually did unintentionally eat dog shit 02:51:06.800 --> 02:51:09.720 How do you unintentionally eat a dog shit? 02:51:09.720 --> 02:51:14.160 well because it was dried so I didn't realize that when it dries up it turns 02:51:14.160 --> 02:51:18.080 white so I just saw it on the fort and I started eating it because my brother 02:51:18.080 --> 02:51:29.040 dared me to you okay look man I want to look mad this is free yes by the way 02:51:29.040 --> 02:51:32.560 don't go yeah don't your team might be yancing hard as fuck I want to join you 02:51:32.560 --> 02:51:38.520 knew John before you walk in here now just push them anyway if you don't 02:51:38.520 --> 02:51:43.520 push mid wave you're gonna lose. Now run away, you might have to ult away here. 02:51:43.520 --> 02:51:48.320 Ult away, ult away, ult away. Okay, so now what I want to do is I want to just farm until 02:51:48.320 --> 02:51:54.840 you have enough gold for that stance. Yep, there you go. So now walk in base and buy 02:51:54.840 --> 02:52:03.840 it. Well now when you're this close, because think about it, recalling takes 8 seconds, 02:52:03.840 --> 02:52:07.220 walk it jinxing but just buy them walk at base walk at base or else you're gonna 02:52:07.220 --> 02:52:11.160 lose okay go for this fight now go for this fight go for this fight you need 02:52:11.160 --> 02:52:17.440 to hold your Q okay back up back up now let your team let your team ends your 02:52:17.440 --> 02:52:22.160 team is respawning we can make you look for a play here I want to walk up 02:52:22.160 --> 02:52:25.680 this is good right for the waves 02:52:25.680 --> 02:52:30.680 I don't understand, we had more kills than them, how are we losing? 02:52:30.680 --> 02:52:33.680 Uh, cause your team has cancer, that's why. 02:52:33.680 --> 02:52:36.680 No, they have poor dragons, is that the jungler's fault? 02:52:36.680 --> 02:52:37.680 Or no, nothing's my fault, right? 02:52:37.680 --> 02:52:39.680 Yeah, it's the number of your fault. 02:52:39.680 --> 02:52:43.680 If you ask a jungler ever lose dragons, it's cause your team didn't have enough priority. 02:52:43.680 --> 02:52:46.680 You're right, I didn't have a priority. 02:52:46.680 --> 02:52:47.680 Yes, I got it. 02:52:47.680 --> 02:52:49.680 Okay, so now push another way mid, push another way mid. 02:52:49.680 --> 02:52:52.680 And then uproads we're gonna want to recall soon and look for the elixir vine. 02:52:52.680 --> 02:53:06.160 Okay, get it. So now back off, go in the bush and then recall. We want to know in the bush 02:53:06.160 --> 02:53:12.000 and bush. If they walk, many lose. So now I want you to type 5 mid. So hold tap, hold 02:53:12.000 --> 02:53:19.320 tap here. So now buy your lixir and then I want you to hold tap. So you see how the 02:53:19.320 --> 02:53:21.320 enemy jinx is 5-2-5 02:53:21.320 --> 02:53:23.320 yes 02:53:23.320 --> 02:53:26.320 so that means that she's pretty strong right? keep holding tab 02:53:26.320 --> 02:53:29.320 so jinx is pretty strong but who's the strongest member? looks like ergot 02:53:29.320 --> 02:53:31.320 so yeah walk mid, walk mid now, walk mid now 02:53:31.320 --> 02:53:34.320 mid! mid! mid! 02:53:34.320 --> 02:53:37.320 okay so yes you're gonna want to focus jinx in these fights 02:53:40.320 --> 02:53:44.320 go for this press 6, i want you to press 6 on your keyboard to activate your elixir 02:53:44.320 --> 02:53:48.320 are you going on this? don't ult him though, just use your e 02:53:48.320 --> 02:53:52.480 I had a night look for a dog but for the dog don't use your are you sorry up 02:53:52.880 --> 02:53:56.280 Okay, it's fine. That's fine. That's good. Yes. Nice. Yes. Good 02:53:56.920 --> 02:54:03.000 Yes, no chase me chase me. Trunel wants you Trunel wants you give Trunel the big JC daddy fucking cock right now 02:54:03.000 --> 02:54:07.400 Go pressy nice, pressy. There you go. Pressy nice nice nice nice 02:54:08.240 --> 02:54:11.400 Good push man push man push man push man 02:54:13.480 --> 02:54:15.480 This is good 02:54:15.480 --> 02:54:19.600 Alright, yep, now just walk up. 02:54:19.600 --> 02:54:22.120 So now the thing is that the enemy bot lane might come up here, right? 02:54:22.120 --> 02:54:24.680 So I want to farm the bot side, farm the bot side, because the bot lane is going to stop 02:54:24.680 --> 02:54:25.680 you guys from ending the game. 02:54:25.680 --> 02:54:27.040 No, no, no, the bot side. 02:54:27.040 --> 02:54:28.600 You enter into the wolves first. 02:54:28.600 --> 02:54:30.800 Yep, there you go. 02:54:30.800 --> 02:54:36.640 Yep, so that's gone, look on the blue. 02:54:36.640 --> 02:54:38.840 If the blue isn't up, I want you to look for the top cap. 02:54:38.840 --> 02:54:44.840 Alright, go top cap, top cap, top cap, top cap, yep, go top cap though, don't 02:54:44.840 --> 02:54:46.840 say that because if you say they're gonna lose 02:54:46.840 --> 02:54:50.840 D'AWP! D'AWP! D'AWP! 02:54:55.840 --> 02:54:56.840 No! 02:54:56.840 --> 02:54:59.840 Jinxie, why the fuck were you going bot bro? 02:55:03.840 --> 02:55:06.840 You need- listen, Jinxie, you need 02:55:06.840 --> 02:55:09.840 you need you need to stop 02:55:09.840 --> 02:55:12.840 getting too excited because then you forget 02:55:12.840 --> 02:55:21.160 fundamentals to understand yes so what I want to do play on the red buff when it 02:55:21.160 --> 02:55:25.240 spawns actually no just say that just say that your team's gonna run it down if 02:55:25.240 --> 02:55:29.080 you don't just say that now type five minute again back up don't walk up too 02:55:29.080 --> 02:55:34.040 far look you see how it goes walking up in the middle of the river yeah okay 02:55:34.040 --> 02:55:37.760 so see if you can go for him here I want you to go for the Ergot and 02:55:37.760 --> 02:55:49.560 ping on him. Oh God. Yep, this is good. I want you to hold tab. Let me see if you're outside 02:55:49.560 --> 02:55:57.160 him. So are you going to 1-1-2-1? Probably not. Okay. So wait. Nice! Go for this! Go! 02:55:57.160 --> 02:56:03.080 Go! Get him! I want you to get him and then after you get him, do not R. Do not 02:56:03.080 --> 02:56:08.980 R, please do not press R. Okay, now look for the Baron. Do you know why I told you not to press R there? 02:56:11.160 --> 02:56:14.500 Yeah, recall first, recall first. You're gonna have to see him if you don't recall. 02:56:20.320 --> 02:56:25.280 Okay, how should I ping you to find the safe? Safe? Safe? Yeah, the Echo's gonna try to deal with it. 02:56:28.060 --> 02:56:32.980 No, no, no, don't do it. I wanted to walk towards mid. Walk towards mid cuz ViBars should be there. 02:56:33.080 --> 02:56:38.080 Cause like the thing is your team is fucking discussing, so there's a chance that they might end set even though it's 2-1. 02:56:38.080 --> 02:56:41.080 Yeah, just run, just run, run towards Trono, run towards Trono. 02:56:41.080 --> 02:56:43.080 Now why don't you drone over and why are you running? 02:56:43.080 --> 02:56:45.080 Yeah, they're discussing. See? 02:56:45.080 --> 02:56:47.080 If we were to start it bad, then we would've lost the game. 02:56:47.080 --> 02:56:49.080 Because of how fucking disgusting our team is. 02:56:53.080 --> 02:56:57.080 Yep, back up, back up, don't, don't, no, no, no, no. 02:56:57.080 --> 02:56:59.080 Clear the minions, clear the minions. 02:56:59.080 --> 02:57:00.080 Yeah, we did our job, we got them out of there. 02:57:00.080 --> 02:57:02.080 Yep, exactly. 02:57:02.080 --> 02:57:04.080 So does much of me die? 02:57:04.080 --> 02:57:06.080 Yeah 02:57:06.720 --> 02:57:08.020 So 02:57:08.020 --> 02:57:11.640 Look for the channel to make sure it does not open your turret if he opens the turret 02:57:11.640 --> 02:57:14.000 It's really fucked even if you get down. It's okay 02:57:16.000 --> 02:57:18.000 E good 02:57:18.520 --> 02:57:20.520 What's your honor me? 02:57:20.560 --> 02:57:24.000 Nice, that's good. So now take the wave and then afterwards back up 02:57:26.240 --> 02:57:29.440 Okay, jinx I'm gonna tell you to buy a crazy item here, but it's gonna be good 02:57:29.440 --> 02:57:30.940 No, no go to base for basic base 02:57:30.940 --> 02:57:34.940 I want you to buy a modal reminder. 02:57:34.940 --> 02:57:37.940 I've never even heard of that one. What does this do? 02:57:37.940 --> 02:57:41.940 So this is going to give you a lot of magic or armor penetration. 02:57:41.940 --> 02:57:44.940 And it's also going to give you anti-heal. 02:57:44.940 --> 02:57:49.940 So the reason why you need this is because walk to your red. 02:57:49.940 --> 02:57:52.940 And then I'm going to want to start pinging on the Elder Dragon. 02:57:52.940 --> 02:57:55.940 So the reason why you need this is because the enemy team is like... 02:57:55.940 --> 02:57:57.940 They heal a lot, right? 02:57:57.940 --> 02:58:01.200 Right, but we don't want to go chainsword because chainswords of worthless item 02:58:01.200 --> 02:58:05.800 And we also don't want to go through milk is like it's fucking useless too. Oh, so living elder 02:58:05.920 --> 02:58:08.500 Yeah, we're over the wall. What over the wall? What over the wall? 02:58:08.500 --> 02:58:12.580 You might have to sell this just for over the wall, but do not alter right away word. Just forward 02:58:12.780 --> 02:58:18.400 That's for nice. Okay, Jynxie. You're gonna have to often to steal it when it's near a thousand fun 02:58:18.400 --> 02:58:21.200 It's all tonight now. No, I'm spider. No, no 02:58:21.200 --> 02:58:24.860 NO! NO! JINZIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! 02:58:24.860 --> 02:58:29.500 And my guy was moving away! bro i don't know my guy was moving away bro 02:58:33.100 --> 02:58:35.700 My guy was moving away i don't know why he did that 02:58:36.620 --> 02:58:38.940 But Jinzy you still could have all stayed over the wall 02:58:42.140 --> 02:58:44.460 Sorry bro. Sorry. Sorry I'm out of here 02:58:44.460 --> 02:58:47.220 I don't have to apologize that's unironically riot's fault 02:58:47.220 --> 02:58:50.200 like riot riot they bugged your path thing for no reason 02:58:50.200 --> 02:58:53.100 But do you want me to show you after what you could have done there so you get on your side? 02:58:53.100 --> 02:58:55.180 Yeah, I haven't practiced that yet though 02:58:55.180 --> 02:58:56.180 Yep 02:58:57.680 --> 02:58:59.180 Is this game over now? 02:58:59.660 --> 02:59:04.080 Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 02:59:08.480 --> 02:59:10.840 Okay, listen, listen 02:59:11.540 --> 02:59:12.880 It could be fine though 02:59:12.880 --> 02:59:14.060 Are you listening? 02:59:14.060 --> 02:59:16.060 Why, why could it be fine? 02:59:16.060 --> 02:59:20.280 Because the thing is that maybe there's a chance Muda's losing check his stream right now 02:59:23.940 --> 02:59:26.740 Fuck okay open the stream fast open the stream fast 02:59:28.260 --> 02:59:30.260 I'll show you soon. I'll show you soon 02:59:32.060 --> 02:59:35.340 There's like a three-minute cooldown of him grab the ultimate again. Oh, he's winning 02:59:36.020 --> 02:59:40.900 And he's getting coach. Yeah, I ended ended ended. Okay, so Jynx here. I want to look at my screen, okay? 02:59:41.940 --> 02:59:45.780 Am I still sharing? Yeah, I want you to teach me this because you haven't taught me this yet 02:59:46.060 --> 02:59:47.060 Okay. 02:59:47.060 --> 02:59:48.060 EDITED LOOP! 02:59:48.060 --> 02:59:53.060 Yeah, I don't... it isn't in for the loop. 02:59:53.060 --> 02:59:55.060 I can give it a second. 02:59:55.060 --> 02:59:56.960 Brad, the highest CS, best KD. 02:59:56.960 --> 02:59:58.900 I got into it again. 02:59:58.900 --> 03:00:01.300 You did, but let me show you something. 03:00:01.300 --> 03:00:03.420 Okay. 03:00:03.420 --> 03:00:08.180 So you know how the elder dragon makes it up when you attack someone below 30% health? 03:00:08.180 --> 03:00:09.180 They die? 03:00:09.180 --> 03:00:10.180 Yes. 03:00:10.180 --> 03:00:11.180 Yes. 03:00:11.180 --> 03:00:13.180 How much damage does yours might do? 03:00:13.180 --> 03:00:14.180 1,400. 03:00:14.180 --> 03:00:20.920 So what I wanted you to do here is when the Elder Dragon gets low, think around maybe like 03:00:20.920 --> 03:00:27.500 3,000, you alt in because you're unstoppable during your alt and it goes over walls and 03:00:27.500 --> 03:00:31.300 then you could have just smited the Baron or the Elder Dragon on one. 03:00:31.300 --> 03:00:34.980 So here I was telling you alt and look what was happening. 03:00:34.980 --> 03:00:36.980 Did you see? 03:00:36.980 --> 03:00:38.900 I got rooted man. 03:00:38.900 --> 03:00:39.900 No you didn't. 03:00:39.900 --> 03:00:43.020 Okay, do you want me to show you from your vod so you can see? 03:00:45.900 --> 03:00:48.700 Yeah, okay, I'm gonna share from your body 03:00:51.380 --> 03:00:53.220 Okay, I'm sorry 03:00:53.220 --> 03:01:00.840 So look at this man. No. No, you don't know you don't know you don't me. Oh me. Oh you didn't right now bro. I got rooted look 03:01:02.100 --> 03:01:05.660 Me ho look I look in yes 03:01:05.660 --> 03:01:20.480 I said now, right? 03:01:20.480 --> 03:01:22.300 This is your alt range. 03:01:22.300 --> 03:01:28.620 You could have ulted in, right? 03:01:28.620 --> 03:01:31.560 But I wanted to see someone, okay? 03:01:31.560 --> 03:01:35.100 So imagine, so I wanted to look at the altar. 03:01:35.100 --> 03:01:42.100 The enemy jungler smited at 300, so it means if you would have ulted in, you could have 03:01:42.100 --> 03:01:46.100 stolen the elder dragon and you would have instantly solo on the game. 03:01:46.100 --> 03:01:48.100 I'm sorry. 03:01:48.100 --> 03:01:54.100 Bro, I didn't know you could ult through that because it's a wall. 03:01:54.100 --> 03:01:56.100 I thought walls block you. 03:01:56.100 --> 03:01:57.100 No, not when you're Warwick. 03:01:57.100 --> 03:02:00.100 When you're Warwick you can ult through anything, bro. 03:02:00.100 --> 03:02:01.100 Literally anything. 03:02:01.100 --> 03:02:04.100 Bro, I'm so sorry man. 03:02:04.100 --> 03:02:10.580 but you can see listen listen even faker has made mistakes in the past you 03:02:10.580 --> 03:02:16.780 understand yeah I know what matters isn't the mistakes it's how we learn 03:02:16.780 --> 03:02:24.660 from them yeah you're right maybe mood is losing let's see because he was only 03:02:24.660 --> 03:02:30.180 up six four let's see if he's losing please lose please lose 03:02:30.180 --> 03:02:33.180 He's right there recommended okay 03:02:34.180 --> 03:02:36.180 Oh, 50 speed. Yes, no. 03:02:36.180 --> 03:02:41.180 No, he got a kill, he got a kill, he got a kill, turn it off. Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off. 03:02:41.180 --> 03:02:42.180 Yeah, I don't want to show off. 03:02:42.180 --> 03:02:43.180 Alright. 03:02:43.180 --> 03:02:46.180 Okay, I need to go, okay, I need to go tankle. This is, okay. 03:02:47.180 --> 03:02:48.180 Fuck! 03:02:49.180 --> 03:02:51.180 Hi guys! Queue up now! 03:02:53.180 --> 03:02:54.180 Fast! 03:02:54.180 --> 03:02:56.180 Okay, let me just blow in now, just give me one minute. 03:03:00.180 --> 03:03:27.660 you guys knock knock who's there knock knock oh fuck where fucked up wait knock 03:03:27.660 --> 03:03:39.500 Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? 03:03:39.500 --> 03:03:48.620 Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Dude I've had enough of your shit. 03:03:48.620 --> 03:03:57.180 Say the fucking joke. Okay just say who's there. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange 03:03:57.180 --> 03:04:01.340 You god, I didn't say banana. 03:04:01.340 --> 03:04:27.340 All right, nice. 03:04:27.340 --> 03:04:32.340 What do you think? 03:04:32.340 --> 03:04:34.340 Can I tell you a joke? 03:04:34.340 --> 03:04:35.340 What's up? 03:04:35.340 --> 03:04:36.340 Knock knock. 03:04:36.340 --> 03:04:37.340 Who's there? 03:04:37.340 --> 03:04:38.340 Banana. 03:04:38.340 --> 03:04:39.340 Banana who? 03:04:39.340 --> 03:04:40.340 Knock knock. 03:04:40.340 --> 03:04:41.340 Who's there? 03:04:41.340 --> 03:04:42.340 Banana. 03:04:42.340 --> 03:04:43.340 Banana who? 03:04:43.340 --> 03:04:44.340 Knock knock. 03:04:44.340 --> 03:04:45.340 Yo! 03:04:45.340 --> 03:04:46.340 Alright! 03:04:46.340 --> 03:04:47.340 What is the joke? 03:04:47.340 --> 03:04:48.340 Jeezy, just say who's there. 03:04:48.340 --> 03:04:49.340 Who's there? 03:04:49.340 --> 03:04:50.340 Banana. 03:04:50.340 --> 03:04:51.340 Who's there? 03:04:51.340 --> 03:04:52.340 Banana. 03:04:52.340 --> 03:04:53.340 Who's there? 03:04:53.340 --> 03:04:54.340 Banana. 03:04:54.340 --> 03:04:55.340 Who's there? 03:04:55.340 --> 03:04:56.340 Banana. 03:04:56.340 --> 03:04:58.340 banana 03:05:01.540 --> 03:05:05.460 You got some type of fuck jingsy, please please please just say just like 03:05:06.140 --> 03:05:08.660 Jingsy, please God just say banana who I 03:05:09.540 --> 03:05:11.540 Ordered I just ordered boneless wings 03:05:16.100 --> 03:05:20.700 Knock knock who's there orange orange you 03:05:20.700 --> 03:05:31.820 I didn't say banana. Yeah. Hey, this guy's got TT brother. This guy's TT. Bro, the worst 03:05:31.820 --> 03:05:38.780 feeling ever is starting the day off on an actual loss. Well, yes and no. Yes and no. 03:05:38.780 --> 03:05:41.620 Because the thing is that even if you lose your first game, if you lose your second 03:05:41.620 --> 03:05:49.620 game, it's like the first game never happened. Well, actually no, because I gained 23 and 03:05:49.620 --> 03:05:57.240 lose 18 so even if I have a 50% what percentage I still game yes wait but I 03:05:57.240 --> 03:06:01.460 don't understand why are they being so nice to me why why why 03:06:01.460 --> 03:06:08.200 because the thing is that you're you're winning a lot so when you're winning a 03:06:08.200 --> 03:06:13.480 lot it's like yeah but I'm not I have like a 50% what percentage man yeah but 03:06:13.480 --> 03:06:17.480 And Miho, and Iron, there's players like Muta that are like 45%. 03:06:17.480 --> 03:06:20.480 Oh yeah, I forgot Muta has 45. 03:06:20.480 --> 03:06:21.480 Okay, you're right. 03:06:21.480 --> 03:06:27.480 Okay, wait, bro, Dantez, look, I first picked just so I could get Warwick and he got Warwick. 03:06:27.480 --> 03:06:29.480 What are the odds of that? 03:06:29.480 --> 03:06:34.480 Honestly, it's kind of fucked up. 03:06:34.480 --> 03:06:36.480 It doesn't matter because I'm actually pretty good on Yi. 03:06:36.480 --> 03:06:39.480 Yi and Warwick are the only two guys that can actually play. 03:06:39.480 --> 03:06:41.480 Okay, Jinx, what's worse? 03:06:41.480 --> 03:06:48.480 world hunger and war or getting a champion sloan from you in league of legends? 03:06:48.480 --> 03:06:52.480 probably world hunger bro, I don't- 03:06:52.480 --> 03:06:53.480 WRONG! 03:06:53.480 --> 03:06:57.480 because the thing is jane see that you don't have to deal with hunger 03:06:57.480 --> 03:07:01.480 you're getting boneless wings in about 25 minutes from uber eats 03:07:01.480 --> 03:07:04.480 so what is worse is whatever impacts you 03:07:04.480 --> 03:07:07.480 and what's impacting you is the fact that war with god sloan 03:07:07.480 --> 03:07:09.480 so let me ask you again what's worse 03:07:09.480 --> 03:07:13.080 world hunger or getting your picks on from you in League of Legends? 03:07:13.080 --> 03:07:15.880 Bro, I'm still gonna say world hunger man! Come on! 03:07:16.600 --> 03:07:19.720 Okay, okay, then cancel your order right now. 03:07:22.760 --> 03:07:26.120 No, please don't make me do that. Bro, it's eight bonus wings in a 03:07:26.120 --> 03:07:28.040 medium and a tiny pizza from Chile. 03:07:28.040 --> 03:07:33.720 Okay, then say that getting your picks on from you in League is worse than world hunger. 03:07:33.720 --> 03:07:34.720 Say it now. 03:07:41.320 --> 03:07:42.720 Stop laughing, Jinx. 03:07:42.720 --> 03:07:44.420 Yeah, I'm not fucking joking. 03:07:44.420 --> 03:07:46.220 Say it's worse. 03:07:46.220 --> 03:07:47.620 OK. 03:07:47.620 --> 03:07:50.320 Getting your champion stolen in League of Legends 03:07:50.320 --> 03:07:52.320 is worse than World Hunger. 03:07:52.320 --> 03:07:54.580 Yes, good. 03:07:54.580 --> 03:07:56.020 Oh, my God, I did the wrong runes. 03:07:56.020 --> 03:07:56.620 I'm so bad. 03:07:56.620 --> 03:07:58.920 No, what would you rather do? 03:07:58.920 --> 03:08:03.420 Have a billionaire donate one trillion dollars 03:08:03.420 --> 03:08:05.420 to every charity on the planet? 03:08:05.420 --> 03:08:10.420 Or have the enemy ADC donate you a 1000 gold bounty when you're down 5 kills? 03:08:10.420 --> 03:08:15.420 I have the enemy ADC donate me a 1000 gold. 03:08:15.420 --> 03:08:19.420 Good! See, that's what I'm fucking talking about, Jinxy! 03:08:19.420 --> 03:08:23.420 You're slowly starting to learn what being a league player is actually all about. 03:08:23.420 --> 03:08:25.420 Got it. You have to understand. 03:08:25.420 --> 03:08:29.420 Dude, you know Faker used to say this shit in interviews? 03:08:29.420 --> 03:08:31.420 Seriously? 03:08:31.420 --> 03:08:38.660 Dude, his most famous interview with Surya Hemsang, I would sacrifice the entire world 03:08:38.660 --> 03:08:41.300 just for a win streak right now. 03:08:41.300 --> 03:08:42.300 Really? 03:08:42.300 --> 03:08:43.300 Yep. 03:08:43.300 --> 03:08:44.300 Wow. 03:08:44.300 --> 03:08:45.300 Allegedly. 03:08:45.300 --> 03:08:48.500 So that's what I have to do for to be faker. 03:08:48.500 --> 03:08:49.500 Yep. 03:08:49.500 --> 03:08:56.580 Alright listen bro, we lost our first game of the day but it doesn't matter chat because 03:08:56.580 --> 03:08:59.100 wait why doesn't that matter contest? 03:08:59.100 --> 03:09:03.100 you're still gonna beat up some random viewers a child sister out of the arcade 03:09:03.100 --> 03:09:11.160 they know no no yo you think I should play year warwick no you're not your 03:09:11.160 --> 03:09:14.820 clear is better on me but you still don't know how to fight with them yo 03:09:14.820 --> 03:09:18.420 watch that shit I do know how to fight okay so why'd you just put a fun in 03:09:18.420 --> 03:09:25.300 your W okay it's fine use your WS and auto attack 03:09:25.300 --> 03:09:31.140 cancel. I already taught you this. Good, there you go. So I like to see. You know, I've actually 03:09:31.140 --> 03:09:33.980 been playing Master Yi in a lot of like, Challenger games. 03:09:33.980 --> 03:09:36.980 Yeah, you should, bro. 03:09:36.980 --> 03:09:37.980 It's actually like, not bad. 03:09:37.980 --> 03:09:41.740 You're not a heck of a one trick. You're just a jungler one trick. That's what I want 03:09:41.740 --> 03:09:43.740 to be, uh, Starwake. 03:09:43.740 --> 03:09:48.380 Yeah, exactly. And that's what you will be, Jinxi, because you have the dedication 03:09:48.380 --> 03:09:49.380 and the desire. 03:09:49.380 --> 03:09:54.700 Yeah, bro. See, the thing is, bro, I want to play League of Legends every day at the 03:09:54.700 --> 03:09:58.420 end of all my streams because I still want to play other games and I don't 03:09:58.420 --> 03:10:02.540 want to completely throw my life away okay let me ask you a question is it 03:10:02.540 --> 03:10:06.060 that you still want to play the other games or is that you know that there are 03:10:06.060 --> 03:10:09.500 some viewers that still want to watch you play the other games no it's that 03:10:09.500 --> 03:10:12.500 if I don't play the other games I'm gonna lose my mind if this is the 03:10:12.500 --> 03:10:17.860 only game that I play if this is the only game that I play I'm gonna lose 03:10:17.860 --> 03:10:23.060 my mind yeah but that's what it takes to be from the past every day for a 03:10:23.060 --> 03:10:27.720 You have a jing see, check me out, check me out, check me out. 03:10:27.720 --> 03:10:31.520 Fake craft has been playing this game every day for the last 30 years bro. 03:10:31.520 --> 03:10:34.280 Bro, but like what's your realistic goal? 03:10:34.280 --> 03:10:39.200 I'm not gonna beat fake, like bro can you give me a realistic goal please? 03:10:39.200 --> 03:10:44.760 Uh, beating a random viewers child sister at the arcade. 03:10:44.760 --> 03:10:46.520 Bro I don't do that shit! 03:10:46.520 --> 03:10:48.080 Okay my bad, my bad. 03:10:48.080 --> 03:10:50.560 Okay, so like realistic goal, honestly 03:10:52.960 --> 03:10:57.840 Diamond sounds pretty cool, right? This is this is gonna be your goal. This is gonna be your goal 03:10:58.560 --> 03:11:02.240 One day you're gonna compete in a professional tournament and the LCS 03:11:04.800 --> 03:11:12.480 Yes, it is because dude listen riot likes you bro if you told them lovely play one game in the LCS 03:11:12.560 --> 03:11:17.400 They would probably say yes, so your goal would be to sit down and win that game 03:11:18.080 --> 03:11:20.080 Okay 03:11:21.080 --> 03:11:23.080 We watch out 03:11:23.680 --> 03:11:26.080 So we're gonna do now we're gonna play on the crab 03:11:26.720 --> 03:11:31.600 What works coming? I don't care if he's coming bro. You can sit here and you can push him back 03:11:35.160 --> 03:11:37.920 Your mouth I stole the scuttle cover. I'm not even kidding 03:11:39.440 --> 03:11:46.260 And I said fighting him. Yeah, I am keep fighting keep fighting. Nice double kill double kill double kill double kill double kill 03:11:48.080 --> 03:11:51.880 NICE JIPPAL! JIPPAL! JIPPAL! 03:11:53.880 --> 03:11:55.580 OH MY GOD! 03:11:55.580 --> 03:11:58.780 Quadra! Quadra! Quadra! Quadra! 03:11:58.780 --> 03:12:00.280 I'll get back up, back up. 03:12:01.380 --> 03:12:03.380 LET'S FUCKING GO DADES! 03:12:03.380 --> 03:12:05.880 Bro, I told you I'm better in Yi. I'm better in Yi. 03:12:05.880 --> 03:12:08.880 I told you. Bro, I'm better in Yi. I told you. 03:12:09.380 --> 03:12:11.380 Okay, Jamesy, can I be honest? 03:12:11.380 --> 03:12:13.380 Bro, please talk to me there. 03:12:13.380 --> 03:12:15.880 If they were to air drop your Master Yi 03:12:15.880 --> 03:12:20.880 In a Korean final game right now, you would probably win the cup. 03:12:20.880 --> 03:12:27.880 Thank you. Bro, this is what- No, no, hey, come on. No. Bro, you're a Glacier. Dude, Dantez, listen. 03:12:28.880 --> 03:12:35.880 I plan on playing League of Legends every day for the next year. Where would I get- Don't bullshit me, bro. Come on. 03:12:35.880 --> 03:12:38.880 You could get a Challenger. It's on bullshit. 03:12:38.880 --> 03:12:40.880 Bro, are- Milwaukee? 03:12:40.880 --> 03:12:42.880 Bawaki 03:12:42.880 --> 03:12:48.380 On your girlfriend or no your what sorry your wife's life on your wife's life 03:12:48.380 --> 03:12:51.300 I could get challenged in a year on her life and and mine too 03:12:52.940 --> 03:12:55.260 What and on your girlfriend's life 03:12:57.000 --> 03:13:01.380 No, don't put that on her or me buddy, this is on YouTube, bro 03:13:02.220 --> 03:13:08.180 Bro cuz dude, I'm like use the thing sometimes. I'm okay at things, okay? 03:13:08.180 --> 03:13:15.460 I'm not remarkably good at any video games, so I feel like I would have to be remarkably good at me to get challenged during a year 03:13:15.780 --> 03:13:20.720 Well, I mean when you get here shotgun and rainbow six you're fucking you're fucking beast though. Hey, bro 03:13:20.720 --> 03:13:24.360 I'm just a beast that rainbow. You don't have to sneak in shotgun. I'm just a beast at the game 03:13:26.820 --> 03:13:31.220 All right shotgun crutch all right, I gotta look dragon here because last game I didn't look dragon at all 03:13:31.380 --> 03:13:37.900 Yeah, you can buy this so listen real estate that I'm kidding you actually can get challenger like not even bullshitting 03:13:38.180 --> 03:13:40.180 Can I fight him? Fight him! Fight him! Yes! 03:13:40.180 --> 03:13:43.180 Wait, why is he moonwalking? 03:13:43.180 --> 03:13:45.180 He's glitched. 03:13:45.180 --> 03:13:47.180 He's going glitch, dude. 03:13:47.180 --> 03:13:50.180 Okay, no, no, you don't want to do this. Go for the wolves. Go for the wolves. 03:13:50.180 --> 03:13:52.180 You don't want to fight this. 03:13:56.180 --> 03:14:00.180 Yep, go for the wolves in the gromp. You might have to give this dragon here. 03:14:00.180 --> 03:14:06.180 Okay, Jinxie, listen. On Highbice's life, you're going to be ranked one in League of Legends in the next two months. 03:14:06.180 --> 03:14:08.580 Okay, see that one's fine. GG have us 03:14:10.080 --> 03:14:17.040 Bro, no no like like don't say seriously bro. In a year. Yeah, I'm not pushing genuinely challenger 03:14:17.100 --> 03:14:20.360 Why don't think so seriously? Why do you think so? Okay? I'll tell you what 03:14:21.140 --> 03:14:24.940 Because every game you're getting coached by so you're literally learning 03:14:25.200 --> 03:14:27.520 Challenger level decision-making every single game 03:14:27.620 --> 03:14:32.360 So the only thing you need to do is play games to lie yourself to have your mechanics to follow 03:14:32.360 --> 03:14:36.720 which you're willing to do. So as long as you have both those things then you 03:14:36.720 --> 03:14:41.160 have a literally limitless possibility. By the end of the year, say you hit 03:14:41.160 --> 03:14:46.800 Masters, right? You had Masters by the end of the year. Okay, next season the ranks 03:14:46.800 --> 03:14:51.800 reset and you have an equal shot as anybody Master Plus to get challenger. 03:14:51.800 --> 03:14:58.240 It genuinely can be yours. Bro, do you realize like, bro, do you realize 03:14:58.240 --> 03:15:03.980 I hope you understand if if I'm not even bullshitting if I reach challenger and 03:15:03.980 --> 03:15:07.420 League of Legends do you realize I would win the game over the years? 03:15:07.420 --> 03:15:08.420 Yes! 03:15:08.420 --> 03:15:10.920 Do you realize how hard that is to me bro? 03:15:10.920 --> 03:15:14.900 Like okay Jinxie who are you going to be competing with this year for Game of the Year? 03:15:14.900 --> 03:15:17.700 Bro a lot of people. 03:15:17.700 --> 03:15:19.020 Who name me one person? 03:15:19.020 --> 03:15:20.020 Ludwig? 03:15:20.020 --> 03:15:21.020 Not Ludwig. 03:15:21.020 --> 03:15:22.020 Bro Ludwig. 03:15:22.020 --> 03:15:23.020 Okay listen. 03:15:23.020 --> 03:15:24.520 It's not good at any game. 03:15:24.520 --> 03:15:30.000 Janksy Janksy Keso plays dressed from press you play League of Legends you got this shit bro like 03:15:32.000 --> 03:15:34.000 A thousand games and he's good at all of them 03:15:34.720 --> 03:15:41.920 He's good at every game he plays is he better than you at games in general be honest. Yes. Yes 03:15:42.960 --> 03:15:48.440 Really? Yeah, when you played subnautica when you played subnautica who's carrying Keso I 03:15:48.440 --> 03:15:53.440 okay never mind we might actually have a little battle on our ass 03:15:53.440 --> 03:15:55.440 what I'm saying is our only option is challenger bro 03:15:55.440 --> 03:15:58.440 okay so how about this 03:15:58.440 --> 03:16:02.440 when you get to the same rank as Keso and Ligabudgins 03:16:02.440 --> 03:16:04.440 do a bed with Keso 03:16:04.440 --> 03:16:06.440 first one to hit Diamond 03:16:06.440 --> 03:16:08.440 bro he doesn't play League every day 03:16:08.440 --> 03:16:10.440 I do I'm a loser he's not 03:16:12.440 --> 03:16:13.440 fuck 03:16:13.440 --> 03:16:16.440 yeah we might have a problem 03:16:18.440 --> 03:16:20.440 He plays like ahhhhhhh 03:16:20.440 --> 03:16:22.440 Okay you need to get around her 03:16:22.440 --> 03:16:24.440 See I need to run 03:16:24.440 --> 03:16:25.440 Yep 03:16:25.440 --> 03:16:27.440 Now go for your wolves 03:16:29.440 --> 03:16:31.440 Okay who's a better gamer 03:16:31.440 --> 03:16:33.440 Keso or Boggles 03:16:33.440 --> 03:16:36.440 Yo hey don't say his name in front of me 03:16:36.440 --> 03:16:38.440 That's he who shall not be made 03:16:38.440 --> 03:16:40.440 Don't say his name in front of me 03:16:40.440 --> 03:16:42.440 Boggles don't fuck yourself 03:16:42.440 --> 03:16:45.440 Who's worse Voldemort or Boggles 03:16:45.440 --> 03:16:47.440 I can't name either of them 03:16:47.440 --> 03:16:49.440 I can't name either of them, fuck it all! 03:16:50.440 --> 03:16:53.440 I'm like, why can't you name either of them? 03:16:53.440 --> 03:16:56.440 Okay, Boggles is worse. Yeah, Boggles is worse. 03:16:56.440 --> 03:17:01.440 Okay, who's worse? Boggles or the guy from the World War? 03:17:03.440 --> 03:17:09.440 Yo, the guy from the World War. Boggles isn't THAT bad! 03:17:10.440 --> 03:17:12.440 I mean, I disagree, but it's okay. 03:17:12.440 --> 03:17:18.440 Hey, listen, you're gonna look for the blue one on the ground. After this, we're gonna look on Paul Lane. 03:17:19.440 --> 03:17:23.440 Bro, I think I should do full yeet today, bro. I think I can get, uh, silver. 03:17:24.440 --> 03:17:26.440 If you're feeling it, then let's do it. 03:17:26.440 --> 03:17:30.440 Bro, I just think he is more efficient than Warwick. Any scales better. 03:17:31.440 --> 03:17:32.440 Yeah, Loki. 03:17:33.440 --> 03:17:35.440 After this, we're gonna look on Paul Lane. 03:17:35.440 --> 03:17:39.440 I know this method to the madness, but I feel like most of it is literally just making sure I spam all my buttons. 03:17:39.440 --> 03:17:43.440 Yeah, no, like, unironically, yeah, say what it is. 03:17:43.440 --> 03:17:46.440 Look here, look here. Yep, this is good. 03:17:46.440 --> 03:17:49.440 I want to fight Shen, fight the Shen, fight the Shen, the Shen, the Shen. 03:17:49.440 --> 03:17:51.440 The Shen, not the way. 03:17:51.440 --> 03:17:54.440 You might have to back off, but just fight. 03:17:54.440 --> 03:17:56.440 Okay, run away, run away. 03:17:57.440 --> 03:18:00.440 Okay, so now what we're gonna do, you're gonna recall. 03:18:00.440 --> 03:18:05.440 I return, I return. My blade is yours. 03:18:05.440 --> 03:18:09.700 Okay, so Jinxie now what you're gonna do is you're gonna get your blade of the rune cake 03:18:10.320 --> 03:18:16.340 We know we know yep. Okay. No Jinxie while you're walking to Krugs. Give us your most controversial anime take 03:18:25.600 --> 03:18:30.720 Most controversial anime take one piece is overrated 03:18:30.720 --> 03:18:36.280 Okay, you want me to give you mine well, let me say it real quick 03:18:37.080 --> 03:18:41.640 Still a great show, but there's too much filler to consider one piece of that on a fan 03:18:42.280 --> 03:18:46.560 Sorry, there's one is still great, but there's just too much filler 03:18:49.240 --> 03:18:53.840 Real okay no show needs to be two thousand episodes 03:18:54.960 --> 03:18:58.160 True look it makes you not even want to watch it 03:18:58.160 --> 03:19:02.720 Well it's also that but like one piece has a lot of peak art but also one 03:19:02.720 --> 03:19:08.680 piece has a lot of like boring art. Yeah I've never even watched it so I can't 03:19:08.680 --> 03:19:16.040 even comment. Okay do you want me to give you mine? Yeah what's yours? Attack on Titan was 03:19:16.040 --> 03:19:20.400 only good until the season when they managed to like randomly introduce the 03:19:20.400 --> 03:19:26.800 humans. It was only peak when it was like humans versus Titans. Well you 03:19:26.800 --> 03:19:29.040 You did just spoil the show, but yes I agree. 03:19:31.040 --> 03:19:35.280 I mean dude, like, if you haven't watched it so far then you deserve a tablet. 03:19:35.280 --> 03:19:37.680 Do you know what I think about AOT's chat spoil the morning? 03:19:37.680 --> 03:19:38.720 Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait. 03:19:39.600 --> 03:19:40.400 Here, go for this. 03:19:40.400 --> 03:19:41.600 That's him, nice. 03:19:41.600 --> 03:19:44.480 I now wanted to go use your Q, use your Q, this is a double kill. 03:19:44.480 --> 03:19:47.280 You're gonna, yeah, keep fighting and then after this go for a play. 03:19:47.280 --> 03:19:50.320 Wait, Q, Q, Q and E, Q and E, E. 03:19:50.320 --> 03:19:51.520 Auto, auto, auto. 03:19:51.520 --> 03:19:52.480 Nice! 03:19:52.480 --> 03:19:53.200 Bro! 03:19:53.200 --> 03:19:53.920 Go to the drag. 03:19:53.920 --> 03:19:55.600 It's for a triple kill, triple kill. 03:19:55.600 --> 03:19:57.600 I 03:20:02.720 --> 03:20:06.800 Recall recall no, I'm overheating. I'm sorry. I'm gonna be testing. No, I'm okay 03:20:08.160 --> 03:20:12.440 Bro, I think I should just play you don't that's I think I just play key private. I can play 03:20:13.360 --> 03:20:16.080 No, it's actually looking good. It's actually looking good 03:20:17.640 --> 03:20:21.320 Okay, here's my problem with attack on Titan. I haven't finished the show 03:20:21.320 --> 03:20:24.960 I'm in the middle of season four, but I don't like when this isn't just a OT 03:20:24.960 --> 03:20:30.560 But I don't like when any shows introduce fucking 20 characters at once which is exactly what AOTB did 03:20:30.560 --> 03:20:33.860 They just introduce 20 characters, then it's like I'm supposed to care about these characters 03:20:33.860 --> 03:20:39.040 It's like bro stop like I hate when shows introduce 20 fucking characters at the end of the show 03:20:39.040 --> 03:20:41.040 It's like why would you ever do this? 03:20:42.360 --> 03:20:46.640 Yeah, real last time I changed your thing sucks balls too. I've only what I okay 03:20:46.640 --> 03:20:50.160 I'm I should watch stranger things, but I've only watched season one. No dumb 03:20:50.160 --> 03:20:55.160 Yeah, I mean listen if you watch season one then you watch a whole show, come on they're watching the rest of the day 03:20:55.160 --> 03:20:58.160 Ah, yeah you could, you got this up 03:21:01.160 --> 03:21:04.160 Okay look for the Krogs, look for the Krogs now, he's already dead 03:21:05.160 --> 03:21:10.160 Bro, I'm doing so good on Yi, I'm 6-0, don't tense, am I gonna fall on this, am I gonna fall on this game 03:21:10.160 --> 03:21:12.160 Jack, I was here, am I gonna fall on this game 03:21:12.160 --> 03:21:16.160 No, it's actually a minute, I'm talking, you got this shit, use your E to clear, don't forget 03:21:20.160 --> 03:21:26.160 Wait Jynxie, you ready for me to give you the most controversial anime you take ever? 03:21:26.160 --> 03:21:29.160 Yeah, but don't say some stupid shit. 03:21:29.160 --> 03:21:31.160 No, I'm gonna tell you right now. 03:21:31.160 --> 03:21:37.160 The most controversial anime you take ever is if an anime doesn't draw you in in the first episode, 03:21:37.160 --> 03:21:39.160 then it doesn't deserve to be watched more than that. 03:21:39.160 --> 03:21:44.160 It's the writer's job for not having an entertaining enough opening. 03:21:44.160 --> 03:21:49.160 Low-key real, because that's why I definitely was my favorite showist because I was into it right away. 03:21:49.160 --> 03:21:51.160 Yep, low-key real 03:21:51.240 --> 03:21:53.240 That's not I was into it right away 03:21:54.760 --> 03:22:00.800 Right well that's another okay, why you didn't finish it no no I just I always tell my chat to watch 03:22:02.080 --> 03:22:04.080 Okay 03:22:05.760 --> 03:22:09.040 Okay, so now I want you to look for the gromp and then after it's go bot 03:22:12.320 --> 03:22:14.320 Oh, no, yeah, no, yeah 03:22:14.400 --> 03:22:16.400 Hey, no, no, no 03:22:16.400 --> 03:22:23.520 oh okay all right so now look for the uh it's it's like go for the blue now 03:22:23.520 --> 03:22:27.600 nice ability by hand low-key nice ability 03:22:27.760 --> 03:22:32.680 wait you want me to give you another controversial take yeah the only 03:22:32.680 --> 03:22:36.760 people that read mongas and start watching anime so are people that want 03:22:36.760 --> 03:22:40.280 to just pretend like they're smarter 03:22:40.280 --> 03:22:46.280 I don't think anything you're saying is really bad. 03:22:46.280 --> 03:22:48.280 It's true. 03:22:48.280 --> 03:22:51.280 Okay, so now what I want to do is push the wave. 03:22:51.280 --> 03:22:52.280 Take the cannon. 03:22:52.280 --> 03:22:53.280 Take your cannon. 03:22:53.280 --> 03:22:54.280 You're doing better than her. 03:22:54.280 --> 03:22:55.280 This game takes all her resources. 03:22:55.280 --> 03:22:57.280 She doesn't deserve any of that. 03:22:57.280 --> 03:22:59.280 Make sure you get this cannon. 03:22:59.280 --> 03:23:00.280 Nice. 03:23:00.280 --> 03:23:04.280 And now you're going to recall after. 03:23:04.280 --> 03:23:05.280 Yeah. 03:23:05.280 --> 03:23:08.280 Since I'm 6-0, I actually don't think it's bad to steal. 03:23:08.280 --> 03:23:10.280 Yeah, cause I'm 6-7. 03:23:10.280 --> 03:23:12.280 Yep. Wait, wait. Oh, exactly. 03:23:12.280 --> 03:23:14.280 Okay, I'll fight this, fight this, fight this. 03:23:14.280 --> 03:23:16.280 Sounds good. 03:23:16.280 --> 03:23:18.280 Keep fighting, keep fighting, it's free, it's free. 03:23:18.280 --> 03:23:20.280 Fight, fight, fight. Flash, wait, flash, wait, flash. 03:23:20.280 --> 03:23:22.280 Why is there a rocket launcher hitting me? 03:23:22.280 --> 03:23:24.280 What was that bullshit? 03:23:24.280 --> 03:23:26.280 A fucking rocket launcher? 03:23:26.280 --> 03:23:28.280 Are you serious? 03:23:28.280 --> 03:23:30.280 Okay, so you see the enemy team like Zerath? 03:23:32.280 --> 03:23:34.280 Who is Zerath? 03:23:34.280 --> 03:23:36.280 No, the enemy mid laner. 03:23:36.280 --> 03:23:41.720 blue guy yeah so he can launch it from halfway across the map bro but can I avoid 03:23:41.720 --> 03:23:45.200 it or does it auto lock me no you can avoid it but the problem is that you're 03:23:45.200 --> 03:23:50.480 just standing still yeah because I don't know about the rocket launcher yet bro 03:23:50.480 --> 03:23:55.960 what the fuck okay well now you know so you don't have to sound so anymore I 03:23:55.960 --> 03:23:59.920 need to get dragons bro I need to start getting dragons yes listen clear the 03:23:59.920 --> 03:24:03.400 word spot a terrible spot talked about folk here you can take dragon up no 03:24:03.400 --> 03:24:13.960 top to bottom please bro please fuck no I forgot about my food no Jin see 03:24:13.960 --> 03:24:18.120 listen fuck your food right now now you just focus on the game I wanted to 03:24:18.120 --> 03:24:23.120 kill warf when he's here when he's here kill him kill him go 03:24:23.120 --> 03:24:30.960 outfit and cue all 10 Q all 10 Q all 10 Q nice now eat nice go go yes fight 03:24:30.960 --> 03:24:33.260 Nice! Keep fighting, keep fighting, keep fighting. 03:24:34.960 --> 03:24:35.960 Niiiice! 03:24:35.960 --> 03:24:37.960 Now Q, Q, Q, E, E? 03:24:37.960 --> 03:24:39.960 Niiiice! 03:24:39.960 --> 03:24:42.460 Okay, well, we're up to this to gromp. 03:24:42.460 --> 03:24:45.460 Now, I should recall. Recall? Recall. Recall. Recall. 03:24:45.460 --> 03:24:47.960 Bro, let's go, Dodges! 03:24:47.960 --> 03:24:48.960 I'm telling you, it's free. 03:24:48.960 --> 03:24:52.460 I'm gonna want to buy Mercury's treads, and then after they're driving. 03:24:52.460 --> 03:24:52.960 Yes, yes! 03:24:52.960 --> 03:24:54.960 We my food, though. No, no, no, no. It's your food. 03:24:54.960 --> 03:24:57.960 Jynxie, Jynxie, fuck your food. Fuck your fucking food, bro. 03:24:57.960 --> 03:24:59.960 You don't need your food right now. You need LP. 03:24:59.960 --> 03:25:05.120 Let it sit go to the dragon the dragon the dragon the dragon dragon 03:25:06.400 --> 03:25:08.400 Well my wings is gonna be cold though 03:25:08.800 --> 03:25:12.100 Jin see the only wings you're gonna have other to that spot from your back 03:25:12.100 --> 03:25:17.840 I've got to put a fucking shotgun through your brain if you sit here and you complain one more time about your food now fucking 03:25:17.840 --> 03:25:21.160 Focus on the game. Am I understood? Yes, sir. Oh my god. Yes, sir 03:25:21.760 --> 03:25:24.920 Okay, now play for the crab and then look on the dragon. Okay 03:25:24.920 --> 03:25:32.920 1400 you smite, if you don't get this they can get soul and then the game becomes harder 03:25:32.920 --> 03:25:41.600 okay good now go bot to top, go bot to top, you start on your gromp and you clear up 03:25:41.600 --> 03:25:48.880 he might come to my gromp bro, no he's not gonna do shit he's gonna sit there and watch 03:25:48.880 --> 03:25:50.880 Yeah, I'm a little cocky. 03:25:50.880 --> 03:25:53.880 Exactly, he's gonna sit there and watch, and he's gonna like it. 03:25:53.880 --> 03:25:57.880 Okay, now go for the waltz, and then afterwards you clear your topside. 03:25:57.880 --> 03:26:01.880 Oh, but coach might be, like, they're gonna be cold though, I don't know what to do actually. 03:26:01.880 --> 03:26:04.880 Jinxie, jinxie. 03:26:04.880 --> 03:26:08.880 Shut the FUCK UP! 03:26:08.880 --> 03:26:11.880 With your wings! 03:26:11.880 --> 03:26:16.880 There's a homeless man literally eating nothing! 03:26:16.880 --> 03:26:23.880 Having to go through the dumpster as we speak, just so we can get a little bit of nourishment, and you're mad! 03:26:23.880 --> 03:26:26.880 Because your wings are going to be a little bit cold. 03:26:26.880 --> 03:26:29.880 What the fuck are you, man?! 03:26:30.880 --> 03:26:37.880 You want to sit here and give up the temple that you're building to get your shitty fucking wings?! 03:26:37.880 --> 03:26:39.880 Are we serious? 03:26:39.880 --> 03:26:53.280 You're born sport! You do not deserve to eat! Why the fuck do superheroes deserve food? 03:26:53.280 --> 03:26:55.280 Think about it! Do you understand? 03:26:55.280 --> 03:27:00.080 So when can I eat when I'm sober or something? 03:27:00.080 --> 03:27:06.840 You can eat if you win! Okay, all 10, yes, just go for 2. Nice. No, just auto-attack. 03:27:06.840 --> 03:27:07.840 You should still win this. 03:27:07.840 --> 03:27:09.840 Okay, you didn't auto-attack. 03:27:09.840 --> 03:27:15.840 Okay, the reason why you lost there is because you stopped auto-attacking. 03:27:15.840 --> 03:27:18.840 Now I want you to buy the experience that I explained. 03:27:18.840 --> 03:27:20.840 Wait, I need to check on my food real quick. 03:27:20.840 --> 03:27:26.840 Jamesy, if you leave your chart to check on your food, so help me God, the coaching session ends instantly. 03:27:26.840 --> 03:27:27.840 Sorry, yes sir. 03:27:27.840 --> 03:27:29.840 I will not leave my chart. 03:27:29.840 --> 03:27:30.840 Boom! 03:27:30.840 --> 03:27:33.840 Just ask your brother why can't your brother get it? 03:27:33.840 --> 03:27:34.840 No, no, don't worry. 03:27:34.840 --> 03:27:43.420 How about this how about this is what we do if you get the wings and are actually cold then we just 03:27:43.420 --> 03:27:52.620 eliminate high-bice IRL why would we whoa whoa why would we do that dude think about it think about 03:27:52.620 --> 03:27:59.940 it because we can just use him as like the magnet for all of our negative energies does that make 03:27:59.940 --> 03:28:06.700 sense yeah got it wait but coach yeah yeah coach when you said I did an auto 03:28:06.700 --> 03:28:11.380 what do you mean just don't have any weapons no the reason why you lost us 03:28:11.380 --> 03:28:15.140 because you started running away for no reason randomly I know when you start 03:28:15.140 --> 03:28:18.100 running away for no reason that's when he killed you you're gonna have to run 03:28:18.100 --> 03:28:23.140 away here you're gonna die this era yep now dodge those circles those 03:28:23.140 --> 03:28:26.580 circles are the rocket launchers those circles are the rocket launchers 03:28:26.580 --> 03:28:29.580 Okay, go to your gromp now, go to your gromp. 03:28:35.580 --> 03:28:36.580 Okay, it's not where I can dig. 03:28:36.580 --> 03:28:39.580 Bro, you're at this for fucking losers, seriously! 03:28:40.580 --> 03:28:43.580 True, every mages for losers. 03:28:44.580 --> 03:28:47.580 You're just gonna sit there and hit me from beyond the fucking map? 03:28:47.580 --> 03:28:48.580 You're a pussy. 03:28:48.580 --> 03:28:51.580 Why are we losing my team so shit today? 03:28:51.580 --> 03:28:56.980 It's a listen, Jinxie the only reason why people walk in mages is the same reason why people like Jack Dougherty 03:28:56.980 --> 03:29:01.440 I am antagonized people and then hide behind their bodyguards. Yes. Does that make sense? 03:29:01.440 --> 03:29:07.140 Okay, now alternate like this. You got a quadruple kill here. Okay chase chase chase more more more more 03:29:08.700 --> 03:29:11.100 More nice go for the way. Nice 03:29:11.100 --> 03:29:13.100 I 03:29:20.980 --> 03:29:26.440 Love this game so much. I love this game. I love master. Yee. I'm I believe is yours 03:29:27.260 --> 03:29:30.860 Master. Yeah, I love you. I'll never betray you. I'll only play you 03:29:31.660 --> 03:29:35.460 Now no listen after this. I want you to go for the class. I'm gonna act. Tell the last ropers 03:29:35.460 --> 03:29:39.020 Okay, cool. Kill the last ropher. No, okay too late. Okay, that's fine 03:29:41.100 --> 03:29:43.100 bro i love you massive eek 03:29:45.100 --> 03:29:49.100 okay so now after the raptor or after the club doctor my blade is yours 03:29:49.100 --> 03:29:55.100 yes yes now go talk that that wave is yours too bro now when you say my wave is yours 03:29:55.100 --> 03:30:03.100 my way is yours yeah that's more to kaiser sitting down watching you take this fucking wave now after you take this wave i'll need to recall okay 03:30:03.100 --> 03:30:09.100 now you're gonna stop building your experiment to the hex plate i just wanted to buy a straight up dance dance 03:30:09.100 --> 03:30:11.420 Instantly just straight up death stats 03:30:14.420 --> 03:30:18.940 I haven't got a pencil yet, but I might be able to did this might be your pen to game. I'm not in control 03:30:18.940 --> 03:30:20.940 I know it might I'm fed I'm fed 03:30:20.940 --> 03:30:25.540 God I love this game. Okay. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me 11 to 2. I'm the carry. I'm the carry 03:30:26.300 --> 03:30:30.380 Yep, so now listen your gold jing see who's your team are that? 03:30:30.860 --> 03:30:34.340 That's is your listen listen. It's a soldier. It's a soldier that he spawns 03:30:34.580 --> 03:30:37.960 Think of it this way your team are your slaves and you are the king 03:30:37.960 --> 03:30:41.460 You need them to go and pour you and then you just go in and you clean up 03:30:41.460 --> 03:30:46.880 So when you just go and I'll tell you when to go in okay, just just wait just wait do not go in yet 03:30:46.880 --> 03:30:50.600 Send the bush for now now walk in now we now go now go now go now 03:30:53.960 --> 03:30:55.960 Yes 03:30:56.360 --> 03:30:58.360 You you 03:30:58.560 --> 03:31:00.560 Nice keep going keep going keep going 03:31:03.560 --> 03:31:05.320 Nice 03:31:05.320 --> 03:31:07.320 Now get the dragon and go for the barn 03:31:07.960 --> 03:31:09.960 Oh my god 03:31:09.960 --> 03:31:11.960 Oh my god 03:31:11.960 --> 03:31:13.960 Oh my god 03:31:13.960 --> 03:31:17.960 Stunt it! Stunt it! I got back to my quad Stunt it! 03:31:17.960 --> 03:31:19.960 Dude, I'm telling you 03:31:19.960 --> 03:31:21.960 Okay, I'm grabbing you 03:31:21.960 --> 03:31:24.960 Wait, do you feel that? Do you feel that, Jinxie? 03:31:24.960 --> 03:31:25.960 What? 03:31:25.960 --> 03:31:26.960 It's my heart on 03:31:26.960 --> 03:31:30.960 I'm pressing it into you so that we have more of a connection 03:31:30.960 --> 03:31:32.960 Okay, I feel it a little bit 03:31:32.960 --> 03:31:33.960 You! 03:31:33.960 --> 03:31:36.960 Bro, I'm like you're twenty tails fat! 03:31:36.960 --> 03:31:38.960 No, I'm telling you, you got this shit. 03:31:38.960 --> 03:31:41.960 I love this game bro, can I just play Master of E for ever please? 03:31:41.960 --> 03:31:42.960 Yes, yes, yes. 03:31:42.960 --> 03:31:43.960 Please daddy. 03:31:43.960 --> 03:31:45.960 Did I prove my work to you on it now? 03:31:45.960 --> 03:31:47.960 Yeah, Loki, Loki you're getting it done right now. 03:31:47.960 --> 03:31:48.960 Well I told you I could. 03:31:48.960 --> 03:31:49.960 Okay, now recall. 03:31:49.960 --> 03:31:50.960 Told you I could. 03:31:50.960 --> 03:31:51.960 Yes, no, it's good, it's good. 03:31:51.960 --> 03:31:52.960 Is that gonna recall? 03:31:52.960 --> 03:31:54.960 We're gonna have to go back to back to watch for us. 03:31:54.960 --> 03:31:55.960 Yep. 03:31:55.960 --> 03:31:58.960 Okay, so now buy the experimental hex plate, and then I want to right-click on the 03:31:58.960 --> 03:31:59.960 wit's end. 03:31:59.960 --> 03:32:00.960 Or actually no, buy the elixir vine. 03:32:00.960 --> 03:32:01.960 Buy the elixir vine. 03:32:01.960 --> 03:32:02.960 Buy the elixir vine. 03:32:02.960 --> 03:32:03.960 And then walk mid. 03:32:03.960 --> 03:32:09.880 I think I can get a Penta. Can I get a Penta maybe? 03:32:09.880 --> 03:32:14.880 Chat, maybe we get a Penta. This could be the game. I'm fatted. Guys, I'm fatted. 03:32:14.880 --> 03:32:17.880 Okay, so now press 6. Press 6 to use your Elixir. 03:32:17.880 --> 03:32:19.880 Okay, go in. Just go in 1v5. Fuck this. 03:32:19.880 --> 03:32:21.880 Go, Alten. Alten, then go crazy. 03:32:21.880 --> 03:32:23.880 I want you to focus away. Focus away. 03:32:23.880 --> 03:32:25.880 Focus away. He's the squishy guy. 03:32:25.880 --> 03:32:27.880 Get the prank. Now go for this hero. Go for this hero. 03:32:27.880 --> 03:32:29.880 Get the shun. Nice, nice. Keep going. 03:32:29.880 --> 03:32:32.880 I want you to keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. 03:32:32.880 --> 03:32:36.320 Kill us you rat! Yes! Yes! Yes! 03:32:36.320 --> 03:32:37.360 Where's the last? Where's the last? 03:32:37.360 --> 03:32:40.320 Okay, recall right now! Walk back and recall! Walk in the bush and recall! 03:32:40.320 --> 03:32:46.000 Walk in the bush and recall! Recall now! Recall now! Recall! Recall! Recall! 03:32:47.600 --> 03:32:48.480 Sir, I can't stand. 03:32:49.440 --> 03:32:53.840 No, you want the pentad, not the end. Now run straight top. Run straight top. Maybe he's still around here. 03:32:55.920 --> 03:33:00.480 Fuck, he recalled. Okay, go to your red buff. Go to your red buff. We might need one more play. 03:33:00.480 --> 03:33:02.480 That would have been the end. 03:33:02.480 --> 03:33:03.480 No, I can use the- 03:33:03.480 --> 03:33:04.480 No, it's fine. 03:33:04.480 --> 03:33:05.480 No, it's fine. 03:33:05.480 --> 03:33:06.480 I thought you'd keep pushing. 03:33:06.480 --> 03:33:07.480 It's fine, it's fine. 03:33:07.480 --> 03:33:08.480 Okay, so now what? 03:33:08.480 --> 03:33:09.480 Go for the red buff. 03:33:15.480 --> 03:33:16.480 It's fine! 03:33:16.480 --> 03:33:17.480 Listen! 03:33:17.480 --> 03:33:18.480 You're gonna get the penta now. 03:33:18.480 --> 03:33:19.480 Don't worry about it. 03:33:19.480 --> 03:33:20.480 Okay, chat. 03:33:20.480 --> 03:33:21.480 I was here, guys. 03:33:21.480 --> 03:33:22.480 Please! 03:33:22.480 --> 03:33:23.480 Guys, I might get a penta. 03:33:23.480 --> 03:33:24.480 This is it. 03:33:24.480 --> 03:33:25.480 Okay. 03:33:25.480 --> 03:33:26.480 I was here! 03:33:26.480 --> 03:33:27.480 I was here! 03:33:27.480 --> 03:33:28.480 Here we go, chat! 03:33:28.480 --> 03:33:29.480 I was here! 03:33:30.360 --> 03:33:37.640 Okay, now listen this we're gonna do I'm gonna wind you going now wait wait the second they walk up you fucking shatter their brains open 03:33:38.520 --> 03:33:41.320 Wait, what's it now? No, no 03:33:45.120 --> 03:33:47.120 Jace Jace 03:33:54.040 --> 03:33:56.040 More 03:33:56.040 --> 03:34:01.360 Okay work is fun wait for it go for him now 03:34:07.840 --> 03:34:13.720 Nice any one more. No, that's not handsome. What are you jinxing jinxing? 03:34:13.720 --> 03:34:19.120 I want it back off right from the enemies red for a full clear their entire jungle full clear their jungle 03:34:19.120 --> 03:34:24.840 We want enough for what stand on our recall so press T playing for the penta. Yes. Yes. That's what you have to do right now 03:34:24.840 --> 03:34:27.740 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, listen 03:34:28.900 --> 03:34:33.400 Good boys like you deserve pentakills. You understand me just don't end keep playing for the pentak 03:34:34.880 --> 03:34:39.400 Okay, so I'll take this then afterwards. I want you to go. I want to take the ride plus P 03:34:39.400 --> 03:34:41.400 I want to see how much what's on costs 03:34:41.940 --> 03:34:45.780 Okay, nice. Nice. So what you're gonna do is you're gonna take this red and then you're gonna recall 03:34:49.440 --> 03:34:53.680 Recall now now one of your press six press six just press six 03:34:54.840 --> 03:35:02.840 press X, press X, press X, ok good. Now by the woods end, by the woods end, now walk mid. 03:35:02.840 --> 03:35:09.840 Coach, guys after a one month journey we are so fed you might actually get a pent up. 03:35:09.840 --> 03:35:12.840 You can do it, I'm telling you you can actually do it chair. I want to just walk mid. 03:35:12.840 --> 03:35:16.840 You're going to walk mid Jyncey, you are fucking god right now, do you understand me? 03:35:16.840 --> 03:35:19.840 Ok, I literally can't hit anyone, ok it's not even possible. 03:35:19.840 --> 03:35:26.720 yep so listen Shen is the last guy you focus okay you can go in on him don't 03:35:26.720 --> 03:35:30.940 are those don't are don't are don't are I'll tell you what's our are now now now 03:35:30.940 --> 03:35:41.000 now nice fight fight this is your pet fight chase you you smile him smile 03:35:41.000 --> 03:35:48.080 him go go go go q q q this you're at 03:35:48.080 --> 03:35:50.900 oh my god run back run back kill the 03:35:50.900 --> 03:35:54.320 minion kill the minion 03:35:54.320 --> 03:35:57.080 oh my god 03:35:57.080 --> 03:35:59.960 Genji if you would have killed the 03:35:59.960 --> 03:36:02.960 minion and run away robot I did I did 03:36:02.960 --> 03:36:09.920 I did I did that's okay it's okay you 03:36:09.920 --> 03:36:12.920 No, it's because I hit the turret, that's why. I'm so sorry. 03:36:12.920 --> 03:36:16.920 No, it's because if you were to kill the minion, then you would have avoided the turret shot and then you would have left. 03:36:16.920 --> 03:36:20.920 Jinx, I want you to hover over your blade of the rune king. I want you to see how much damage you did to this game. 03:36:20.920 --> 03:36:23.920 No, no, no. In your inventory. In your inventory? 03:36:26.920 --> 03:36:29.920 That's how much damage only that item did to this game. 03:36:29.920 --> 03:36:31.920 Wait, can I still get a pent up for respawn? 03:36:31.920 --> 03:36:35.920 Yes, you still have a chance. Okay, so now what are you going to do? 03:36:35.920 --> 03:36:38.920 Because I'm going to want you to walk to the dragon. 03:36:38.920 --> 03:36:40.920 Guys, I was here. Here we go. 03:36:44.920 --> 03:36:45.920 Okay. 03:36:45.920 --> 03:36:46.920 Push shot. 03:36:47.920 --> 03:36:48.920 Listen. Push shot. 03:36:48.920 --> 03:36:51.920 If you think Jinx is gonna get a Penta, type 1. 03:36:51.920 --> 03:36:56.920 If the slow creep of inflation is ruining all chances that you have of actually getting ahead, 03:36:56.920 --> 03:36:59.920 and you low key resent everyone and everything for a type 2. 03:36:59.920 --> 03:37:02.920 Okay. So now Jinx, see what you're gonna do here. 03:37:02.920 --> 03:37:04.920 Is, you're gonna play for the dragon. 03:37:04.920 --> 03:37:05.920 Alright? 03:37:05.920 --> 03:37:08.480 And then afterwards, I want to look for the crab, okay? 03:37:10.480 --> 03:37:15.680 If you walk mid-jinks, you get a penalty kill right now. I'm not even emotional. You understand me? 03:37:19.920 --> 03:37:23.280 Go mid. Just go fight. Go fight. Go fight. Go fight. Yep. 03:37:24.240 --> 03:37:26.880 Don't... don't ult. Don't ult yet. I'll tell you when to ult. 03:37:27.120 --> 03:37:28.000 Tell you when to ult. 03:37:28.480 --> 03:37:29.840 Stand back. Stand back. 03:37:30.000 --> 03:37:32.000 That was a fucking clean dodge, by the way. 03:37:32.400 --> 03:37:32.900 Okay? 03:37:33.440 --> 03:37:35.840 Uhhh... go for them. Go for them. Go for them. 03:37:36.620 --> 03:37:43.560 Okay, I'll tell you now. I want you to kill him this year. I see right. It's your priority target before this year. I'm nice focus 03:37:44.400 --> 03:37:50.080 Nice keep fighting keep fighting keep fighting now. It's work. Then it's a trucks nice good. Good. Good 03:37:50.600 --> 03:37:56.160 Nice coming coming down. Get that shit. Get that shit. This is your pent up. This is your moment 03:37:56.160 --> 03:37:58.160 FIGHT! 03:37:58.160 --> 03:38:00.160 FIGHT! 03:38:00.160 --> 03:38:01.160 Run man! 03:38:01.160 --> 03:38:02.160 Just run down! 03:38:02.160 --> 03:38:03.160 Run to the turn! 03:38:03.160 --> 03:38:04.160 Run to the axis! 03:38:04.160 --> 03:38:05.160 Get him! 03:38:05.160 --> 03:38:06.160 You need to dodge his ability! 03:38:06.160 --> 03:38:07.160 When he throws it out, you have to dodge it! 03:38:07.160 --> 03:38:08.160 You have to dodge it! 03:38:08.160 --> 03:38:09.160 Get him! 03:38:09.160 --> 03:38:10.160 Get him! 03:38:10.160 --> 03:38:11.160 It's your way to die! 03:38:11.160 --> 03:38:12.160 It's your way to die! 03:38:12.160 --> 03:38:14.160 Oh my god! 03:38:14.160 --> 03:38:15.160 Yes! 03:38:15.160 --> 03:38:16.160 Yes! 03:38:16.160 --> 03:38:17.160 First one ever! 03:38:17.160 --> 03:38:18.160 First one ever! 03:38:18.160 --> 03:38:19.160 I did it! 03:38:19.160 --> 03:38:21.160 It took a month, but I did it! 03:38:21.160 --> 03:38:22.160 It took a month! 03:38:22.160 --> 03:38:23.160 I did it! 03:38:23.160 --> 03:38:24.160 I did it! 03:38:24.160 --> 03:38:26.800 I did it took a month, but I 03:38:30.800 --> 03:38:35.760 Love you so much, bro. I love you too, bro. And now you fucking 03:38:37.720 --> 03:38:41.780 32 and 3 I don't know if I'll ever beat that. I have to play 03:38:45.800 --> 03:38:48.600 Crazy oh my god 03:38:48.600 --> 03:38:50.600 Do you want to know why he's so broken? 03:38:50.600 --> 03:38:52.600 No, it's because he goes invisible on those cubes. 03:38:52.600 --> 03:38:53.600 That's why he's so broken. 03:38:53.600 --> 03:38:54.600 Yes. 03:38:54.600 --> 03:38:58.440 And it's because the thing about you also is that you like just fucking like mashing your 03:38:58.440 --> 03:39:01.240 abilities and he's like really good for that too. 03:39:01.240 --> 03:39:03.240 And you actually get rub- Oh! 03:39:03.240 --> 03:39:04.240 Oh my God. 03:39:04.240 --> 03:39:05.240 Okay. 03:39:05.240 --> 03:39:06.240 I actually want to kiss you. 03:39:06.240 --> 03:39:07.240 I actually want to kiss you. 03:39:07.240 --> 03:39:08.240 Jinxie. 03:39:08.240 --> 03:39:09.240 Jinxie. 03:39:09.240 --> 03:39:12.400 When I tell you what I'm about to tell you, when I tell you what I'm about to 03:39:12.400 --> 03:39:14.840 tell you, you're going to want to fucking make out with me. 03:39:14.840 --> 03:39:17.320 Open up your calculator right now on your PC. 03:39:17.320 --> 03:39:18.320 Okay. 03:39:18.320 --> 03:39:21.440 opening up my calculator right now, Dantez. 03:39:21.440 --> 03:39:22.600 OK. 03:39:22.600 --> 03:39:25.160 So now what I want you to do, OK? 03:39:25.160 --> 03:39:28.720 I want you to type 18. 03:39:28.720 --> 03:39:29.200 OK. 03:39:29.200 --> 03:39:31.040 Now minimize the screen. 03:39:31.040 --> 03:39:32.800 Just click in the top middle of it, 03:39:32.800 --> 03:39:33.680 and then just move it. 03:39:33.680 --> 03:39:34.360 There you go. 03:39:34.360 --> 03:39:47.760 And I'll do plus 12, plus 14, plus 16. 03:39:47.760 --> 03:39:49.240 Okay, what does this mean? 03:39:49.240 --> 03:39:51.320 Jynxy, you just said more damage 03:39:51.320 --> 03:39:53.840 than your entire team combined, unironically. 03:39:56.040 --> 03:39:57.360 What? 03:39:57.360 --> 03:39:59.000 I'm not even bullshitting you. 03:39:59.000 --> 03:40:00.680 You just said more damage 03:40:00.680 --> 03:40:03.120 than your entire fucking team combined. 03:40:03.120 --> 03:40:05.680 Bro, I have to call my brother. 03:40:05.680 --> 03:40:06.520 Yo, I have to- 03:40:06.520 --> 03:40:07.360 Let him know. 03:40:07.360 --> 03:40:08.200 Let him know. 03:40:08.200 --> 03:40:09.400 I just got my first Penta kill. 03:40:09.400 --> 03:40:12.400 He told me in day one of League 03:40:12.400 --> 03:40:14.280 that if I play Yi, I'll get a Penta kill. 03:40:14.280 --> 03:40:15.120 He told me. 03:40:16.080 --> 03:40:17.080 I need to call him. 03:40:17.760 --> 03:40:22.760 John calling my brother. 03:40:22.760 --> 03:40:26.760 Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, I'm on stream. 03:40:26.760 --> 03:40:28.760 Guess what? 03:40:28.760 --> 03:40:29.760 What? 03:40:29.760 --> 03:40:35.760 I got my first pentakill ever with Master Yi, like you said, bro. 03:40:35.760 --> 03:40:36.760 Master Yi, I want to tell you. 03:40:36.760 --> 03:40:46.760 Yes, and bro, bro, I had 63,784 damage and my Katie was 32 kills, three deaths, three assists. 03:40:46.760 --> 03:40:53.320 says I had a nine inch cough that game perfect okay love you bro 03:40:53.320 --> 03:40:58.280 bro you if you come to Florida you'll meet my brother he loves you bro my 03:40:58.280 --> 03:41:02.600 brother loves you yeah no of course wait your brother's even on the perfect 03:41:02.600 --> 03:41:08.840 grind to my brother and my cousin told me about your streams three years ago 03:41:08.840 --> 03:41:13.720 when they played league and I didn't play league I'm not kidding really yes 03:41:13.720 --> 03:41:15.720 I'm not kidding 03:41:15.720 --> 03:41:18.720 Now can I give my wings to my 32 and 3? 03:41:18.720 --> 03:41:20.720 Yup, now go get your wings 03:41:20.720 --> 03:41:22.720 Yo Jack, fuck Warwick! 03:41:22.720 --> 03:41:24.720 I'll play it, wait, I need to shit talk Muda too 03:41:24.720 --> 03:41:25.720 Jack, what's that? 03:41:25.720 --> 03:41:27.720 No, no, get your wings first, get your wings first 03:41:29.720 --> 03:41:30.720 Sorry, chat 03:41:30.720 --> 03:41:33.720 Now Jinx, he's about to experience the best part of League of Legends 03:41:33.720 --> 03:41:37.720 Which is where you just dropped the most demonic 1v9 ever 03:41:37.720 --> 03:41:38.720 You get your food 03:41:38.720 --> 03:41:40.720 You sit back in your chair 03:41:40.720 --> 03:41:46.480 And then you fucking hate watch that one friend that you have and you just pray to God on his downfall 03:41:46.640 --> 03:41:49.440 So now guys everybody clasp your hands together 03:41:49.440 --> 03:41:56.480 I want everybody to type rage right now every single person watching mind and jinx ishim everybody together 03:41:56.840 --> 03:42:00.200 Praige because we need to pray that muda is losing his game 03:42:00.760 --> 03:42:08.200 Because the only way for this to get better right now is if muda is inting and malding if he is inting and malding 03:42:08.200 --> 03:42:15.000 This will unironically be the most golden moment of all time. 03:42:15.000 --> 03:42:18.700 I'm not even bullshitting, but we all need to pray. 03:42:18.700 --> 03:42:22.000 Guys, everybody, send your energies together. 03:42:22.000 --> 03:42:24.500 We need to come together for this. 03:42:27.300 --> 03:42:28.000 All right. 03:42:29.500 --> 03:42:32.100 Okay, I'm seeing the pages flying in right now. 03:42:32.100 --> 03:42:33.800 Everybody is praying, guys. 03:42:33.800 --> 03:42:37.400 Listen, if he's on his downfall right now, 03:42:37.400 --> 03:42:43.580 it's what we need. This is the moment that we've all been waiting for. I need 03:42:43.580 --> 03:42:49.600 everybody to hit a page, whether you've been watching for years or days or hours 03:42:49.600 --> 03:42:54.600 or minutes, whether you're a first-time watcher, a new follower, or a veteran. 03:42:54.600 --> 03:42:59.680 Every single person right now harnesses your energy so that when Jinxy 03:42:59.680 --> 03:43:05.160 opens Muda Stream, he is 0 in 10 losing his mind. We need this in our lives 03:43:05.160 --> 03:43:11.000 right now every single one of us needs this in our lives right now it's the 03:43:11.000 --> 03:43:21.640 moment that we've all been waiting for come on guys come on guys come on we 03:43:21.640 --> 03:43:25.240 need this energy right now and now what we need is for Jinxie to get his 03:43:25.240 --> 03:43:28.560 Fucking ass on the chair so we can actually see what's happening 03:43:32.400 --> 03:43:38.080 Jamesy Jack take it this I'm literally gonna put this on my fridge. I'm not kidding 03:43:38.880 --> 03:43:43.360 Jinxy jinxy. It's time for us to collect our real reward. Are you ready? 03:43:43.960 --> 03:43:46.560 Wait a one second. I need to get a picture for my refrigerator 03:43:47.200 --> 03:43:49.200 Okay 03:43:50.520 --> 03:43:54.680 Okay, I took a bunch of different let me take a bunch of angles, okay 03:43:55.240 --> 03:44:00.280 Okay, Jinxie, I want you to read your chat. Do you know why everybody is spamming Praige? 03:44:01.800 --> 03:44:07.960 No. Because I said everybody spam Praige right now so that we can send out mental energy so that 03:44:07.960 --> 03:44:14.120 Muta is losing his game to make this day even better. So now open his stream, Jinxie. Only you 03:44:14.120 --> 03:44:19.240 can show us what's happening. Let's see the power of chat, the power of chat, the power of chat. 03:44:19.240 --> 03:44:41.200 I have a mini pizza from the kids menu and a bunch of buffalo chicken boneless wings. 03:44:41.200 --> 03:44:42.200 Okay. 03:44:42.200 --> 03:44:47.160 Could we get an inside the mind of Dante's game on your challenge and push what I eat. 03:44:47.160 --> 03:44:51.480 Wait, do you want me to do a game of Master Yi for you as well? 03:44:54.760 --> 03:44:57.240 Okay, okay, that's it. I'm gonna try a screen 03:44:59.840 --> 03:45:03.800 All right, yes, please. Okay, so drinks you see my screen, right? 03:45:05.840 --> 03:45:07.200 Okay, look 03:45:07.200 --> 03:45:10.360 Bro chat. I'm never playing warwick again unless he gets banned 03:45:11.000 --> 03:45:15.540 Okay, he will get banned a lot. So I have to still get get it warwick chat. So look Jinx 03:45:17.160 --> 03:45:29.840 these were my recent mastery games 11 and 3 whoa whoa yeah we had a little bit of losses wait you 03:45:29.840 --> 03:45:35.160 like only play ye or no you haven't filtered you have a filter yeah yeah no this over the last 03:45:35.160 --> 03:45:39.880 like five days I've been playing it a lot so I can get better at coaching you with that so 03:45:39.880 --> 03:45:40.720 or Dante's? 03:45:43.680 --> 03:45:46.560 Why do you ban the, what's it called? 03:45:46.560 --> 03:45:47.560 Kindred. 03:45:47.560 --> 03:45:48.920 Kindred, why do you ban Kindred? 03:45:48.920 --> 03:45:51.440 I just think of full inside the mind of Dante's this game, 03:45:51.440 --> 03:45:52.280 please. 03:45:52.280 --> 03:45:54.240 Okay, so I ban Kindred because Kindred's a champion 03:45:54.240 --> 03:45:56.680 for braindead people that wanna think that they're smart. 03:45:56.680 --> 03:45:58.200 So what they do is they walk in Kindred 03:45:58.200 --> 03:46:00.160 and then they just invade you all game 03:46:00.160 --> 03:46:02.800 because they think it makes them like cool, right? 03:46:02.800 --> 03:46:04.520 It's pretty much people that got bullied 03:46:04.520 --> 03:46:06.540 their entire high school existences. 03:46:06.540 --> 03:46:08.860 So now they spend their time bullying others 03:46:08.860 --> 03:46:13.060 While walking in a champion, that's absurdly broken early game for in bates. 03:46:13.060 --> 03:46:14.560 Does that make sense? 03:46:14.560 --> 03:46:16.660 Okay, got it. 03:46:16.660 --> 03:46:21.660 Okay, so now what we're going to do is, since I'm last pick, I'm going to trade with my top laner. 03:46:21.660 --> 03:46:24.060 Why? Why do you want to trade? 03:46:24.060 --> 03:46:30.960 Because the thing is, Jynx said that if I want to play Master Yi, Master Yi is heavily countered by CC, right? 03:46:30.960 --> 03:46:34.360 So, oh wait, what? 03:46:34.360 --> 03:46:35.860 Wait, are you saying this? 03:46:35.860 --> 03:46:38.060 Wait, wait, wait. 03:46:38.060 --> 03:46:39.660 What does this mean? 03:46:39.660 --> 03:46:40.860 What the fuck? 03:46:40.860 --> 03:46:42.860 Did you get banned? 03:46:42.860 --> 03:46:45.340 No, the fuck is this? 03:46:45.340 --> 03:46:48.460 Yo, what? 03:46:48.460 --> 03:46:48.960 Wait. 03:46:53.620 --> 03:46:56.700 What the fuck was that? 03:46:56.700 --> 03:46:58.580 At least you didn't get banned. 03:46:58.580 --> 03:46:59.420 Yeah. 03:46:59.420 --> 03:47:00.940 Ooh, wait, Jinxie. 03:47:00.940 --> 03:47:04.860 Should I spend $150 on the Master Yi skin? 03:47:04.860 --> 03:47:05.500 Yes! 03:47:05.500 --> 03:47:06.540 What type of question is that? 03:47:06.540 --> 03:47:08.460 What skin is it? 03:47:08.460 --> 03:47:09.740 It's this one. 03:47:14.020 --> 03:47:15.260 I need to buy that. 03:47:15.260 --> 03:47:16.540 I need to buy that. 03:47:16.540 --> 03:47:19.340 Wait, do you want me to gamble for it so that we can see? 03:47:19.340 --> 03:47:19.840 Yes! 03:47:19.840 --> 03:47:20.780 Yes, gamble! 03:47:20.780 --> 03:47:21.260 Gamble! 03:47:21.260 --> 03:47:22.060 OK, OK. 03:47:22.060 --> 03:47:23.060 Give me a second. 03:47:26.540 --> 03:47:28.260 Wait, bro, why the fuck is? 03:47:28.260 --> 03:47:30.460 Bro, the client's not fucking! 03:47:30.460 --> 03:47:31.380 Oh, there it is. 03:47:31.380 --> 03:47:31.860 OK. 03:47:31.860 --> 03:47:33.540 Bro, but Duntess, you know the Riot Clan. 03:47:33.540 --> 03:47:34.500 Only half works, bro. 03:47:34.500 --> 03:47:35.540 You already know that. 03:47:35.540 --> 03:47:49.020 In life, you can't allow something out of your controls to affect you, bro. 03:47:49.180 --> 03:47:50.580 The right client is a piece of shit. 03:47:50.620 --> 03:47:51.900 Don't ask, don't let it affect you. 03:47:52.300 --> 03:47:55.380 If your brain dad top leader goes, oh, and I bro, don't let it affect you. 03:47:55.420 --> 03:47:55.940 See, bro. 03:47:57.220 --> 03:48:00.540 Now that I'm a master, you player, I've learned from master Yi and 03:48:00.540 --> 03:48:01.660 what is one of his quotes? 03:48:01.660 --> 03:48:06.820 No one in my life can change who I am. 03:48:06.820 --> 03:48:08.380 He doesn't change, bro. 03:48:08.380 --> 03:48:09.820 Master Yi never changes, man. 03:48:09.820 --> 03:48:11.180 He's a good guy. 03:48:11.180 --> 03:48:12.380 And that's the thing, bro. 03:48:12.380 --> 03:48:14.740 We could all learn something from Master Yi. 03:48:14.740 --> 03:48:18.860 Wait, Jinxie, do you want to know what my favorite Master Yi quote is? 03:48:18.860 --> 03:48:19.860 My blade is yours. 03:48:19.860 --> 03:48:21.580 No, that's not mine. 03:48:21.580 --> 03:48:22.580 What is it? 03:48:22.580 --> 03:48:23.580 My favorite quote. 03:48:23.580 --> 03:48:25.100 My team has cancer. 03:48:25.100 --> 03:48:29.020 I hope they kill themselves. 03:48:29.020 --> 03:48:31.100 I haven't heard him say that one. 03:48:31.100 --> 03:48:34.260 They need to play out these like 10 games 03:48:36.320 --> 03:48:39.820 Okay, are you ready? Yes wait, we're doing it. We're doing it watch 03:48:41.000 --> 03:48:45.500 Okay, so this time you gamble a league. Yep. So now let's see if we got this skin 03:48:46.660 --> 03:48:50.920 Okay, so you got a fucking a load of fucking horseshit nice cool 03:48:51.340 --> 03:48:54.520 So we got a whole load of fucking horseshit. Let's do it again 03:48:55.220 --> 03:48:59.240 Okay, wait for it wait for it. It's how to say mood it into mood it into 03:48:59.240 --> 03:49:06.680 wait is he hold on wait I'll look I'll look I'll look you get the east end 03:49:06.680 --> 03:49:09.240 bro they said 03:49:09.240 --> 03:49:15.200 fuck down every child that's at the end said there's a stress these motherfuckers 03:49:15.200 --> 03:49:19.760 okay I need to get it now or also I need to put in another fucking like 30 03:49:19.760 --> 03:49:24.320 dollars of RP there's no fucking way dude well instead of doing this maybe 03:49:24.320 --> 03:49:28.240 you should just buy it no you can't this is they're the only way to get it 03:49:28.240 --> 03:49:30.240 I'm not even bullshitting. 03:49:30.240 --> 03:49:31.240 Fuck! 03:49:31.240 --> 03:49:36.240 What do you mean it was $150 though, I'm confused, Muda. 03:49:36.240 --> 03:49:40.240 Wait, what did you just call me? 03:49:40.240 --> 03:49:43.240 Oh, no. 03:49:43.240 --> 03:49:46.240 Jensy, what the fuck did you just call me? 03:49:46.240 --> 03:49:50.240 Wait, I meant to say Dantez, but we were talking about Muda inting, so I mixed it up. 03:49:50.240 --> 03:49:52.240 You're not Muda. 03:49:52.240 --> 03:49:54.240 Bro. 03:49:54.240 --> 03:49:56.240 Jensy. 03:49:56.240 --> 03:49:58.480 Okay, are you ready? 03:49:58.480 --> 03:50:01.280 Okay, look. 03:50:01.280 --> 03:50:03.320 So now we get it. 03:50:03.320 --> 03:50:06.160 All right, so now let's see. 03:50:06.160 --> 03:50:08.520 Now you got yeet or no, you still got to pack them. 03:50:08.520 --> 03:50:12.160 No, so now we got to guarantee no matter what. 03:50:12.160 --> 03:50:13.160 Nice! 03:50:13.160 --> 03:50:14.160 There we go. 03:50:14.160 --> 03:50:15.160 All right. 03:50:15.160 --> 03:50:20.920 So then we also have like 280 of this shit. 03:50:20.920 --> 03:50:24.120 Okay, what shit is it? 03:50:24.120 --> 03:50:25.120 Oh. 03:50:25.120 --> 03:50:30.000 Yeah, these are just like they're all just like well don't tell me you're gonna play any of these champions anyway 03:50:31.360 --> 03:50:33.360 Okay, true actually 03:50:33.360 --> 03:50:35.120 true 03:50:35.120 --> 03:50:38.160 While you ban i'm gonna go single i'll be back in 39 seconds 03:50:38.720 --> 03:50:43.440 Bro, i don't win or i'm gonna beat the shit out of you. No, i'm going to like i'm actually going to 03:50:45.360 --> 03:50:47.600 Okay guys, let's see if muda's gonna lose this fucking game 03:50:48.560 --> 03:50:52.000 Please bro the main issue for you. I think is just like 03:50:52.000 --> 03:50:54.160 Like, is he asking for your ring? 03:50:54.160 --> 03:50:54.840 Fuck! 03:50:54.840 --> 03:50:56.120 He fucking won. 03:50:56.120 --> 03:50:59.040 Bro, there's literally nothing worse than when Mudo wins. 03:50:59.040 --> 03:51:00.320 I'm not even kidding. 03:51:00.320 --> 03:51:02.600 Like, I genuinely think that it's like, 03:51:02.600 --> 03:51:04.640 if there was like a tier list of horrible things 03:51:04.640 --> 03:51:06.480 happening on the planet right now, 03:51:06.480 --> 03:51:10.600 Mudo winning his game is probably in like the top five. 03:51:10.600 --> 03:51:13.840 Not even, no, this actually ruins my day. 03:51:13.840 --> 03:51:17.080 This genuinely ruins my day. 03:51:17.080 --> 03:51:23.900 He's there getting windshitted by a guy named BBC12 quadruple 3 bro. 03:51:23.900 --> 03:51:26.240 That's first time in Ezreal jungler in his game. 03:51:26.240 --> 03:51:28.240 He's like actually windshitted. 03:51:28.240 --> 03:51:29.240 This is disgusting. 03:51:29.240 --> 03:51:30.240 Fuck this shit. 03:51:30.240 --> 03:51:35.960 All right, let's do them. 03:51:35.960 --> 03:51:40.240 Now we gotta win. 03:51:40.240 --> 03:51:43.640 Now we lowkey gotta win. 03:51:43.640 --> 03:51:52.720 Okay, so if I'm going to play Yi, is there a champion besides Kindred that would want 03:51:52.720 --> 03:51:53.720 to ban? 03:51:53.720 --> 03:51:58.800 I'm going to be honest, I feel like I could kind of play into that anything. 03:51:58.800 --> 03:52:02.640 The only risk would be like Rammus, but the fuck's going to lock in Rammus in the 03:52:02.640 --> 03:52:03.640 seal. 03:52:03.640 --> 03:52:06.280 Because I'm pretty sure that Yi doesn't have any counters, does he? 03:52:06.280 --> 03:52:10.640 He's not in like super bad ones, D2 plus counters. 03:52:11.640 --> 03:52:16.200 Yeah, so like literally nobody plays like any of these jumps apart from like Rex I oh 03:52:16.760 --> 03:52:21.400 And can Kendra dash it does good for some too. I don't know a hacker. I'm as good one right? 03:52:23.280 --> 03:52:26.140 Okay, so now we trade pick with our top laner good 03:52:32.520 --> 03:52:38.000 Give me last pick nice did you see I went jinx he was getting that pencil he was looking at his mini-map to see 03:52:38.000 --> 03:52:42.400 pure fighting yeah I'm telling you like he's actually getting better 03:52:45.200 --> 03:52:50.360 okay guys I have a really good news for us right now so the good new no what the 03:52:50.360 --> 03:52:57.640 fuck is this yo yo bro no no no no no no no no no no no no no okay now he was 03:52:57.640 --> 03:53:02.440 hovering other junglers so that it looks like it's a mess of jungle oh 03:53:02.440 --> 03:53:08.440 Oh my god this is a golden e-game. No, this is actually such a good e-game. 03:53:08.440 --> 03:53:14.440 Alright, so Dantes, lock the fuck in. We need an inside the mind of Dantes bro. 03:53:14.440 --> 03:53:17.440 Tea up, you can't lose, okay? 03:53:17.440 --> 03:53:20.440 Jinxie, can I tell you something right now? 03:53:20.440 --> 03:53:22.440 Bro, yes, what is up man? 03:53:22.440 --> 03:53:26.440 So Master Yi actually has another build that he can run. 03:53:26.440 --> 03:53:31.440 That's even stronger late game, but it's weaker early game. 03:53:31.440 --> 03:53:36.240 I like that. I like that because I like to play passive early game. Can I do that? What is the build? 03:53:36.600 --> 03:53:43.200 So the build is you know how lethal tempo is a rune where you get scaling attack speed every time you auto attack? 03:53:43.400 --> 03:53:49.240 Well, no, I don't know that but now I do. Okay, so there's this there's this room called hail blades 03:53:49.240 --> 03:53:52.120 That gives you like three very fast auto attacks, right? 03:53:52.320 --> 03:53:57.740 So what do you do is you go hail of blades and you build a kraken slayer then you go full crit 03:53:57.740 --> 03:54:05.340 You go infinity edge with Lord Dominic's regards, and you literally one-shot everybody at three items. It is retarded 03:54:06.940 --> 03:54:13.700 Really so you just hide you just hide in camp and avoid fights until you get three items. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I do look at the skin 03:54:13.700 --> 03:54:15.700 How fucking sick does it look? 03:54:17.260 --> 03:54:21.380 Bro don't that's maybe I should buy that skin too if I'm gonna play you all the time 03:54:21.380 --> 03:54:26.460 I mean listen it's better to spend your money on this than CS cases am I right yes 03:54:26.460 --> 03:54:28.460 Because at least I actually get it 03:54:31.260 --> 03:54:37.040 Okay, all right, let's do it bro. All right chat. So inside the mind of the objects lock in bribe never like a man or ye 03:54:37.680 --> 03:54:44.520 Okay, so this game we're gonna look at our team. Okay, so I'm gonna know that Caitlyn and Lux they partially game 03:54:44.520 --> 03:54:47.480 Right. I also know that top lane is gonna be fighting a lot 03:54:47.560 --> 03:54:52.500 But the reason why I'm gonna want to clear towards my balling look at this running animation mother. Oh my god 03:54:52.500 --> 03:54:54.500 That skin is beautiful, bro. What? 03:54:54.500 --> 03:54:55.500 What? 03:54:55.500 --> 03:54:59.700 Whoa, look at that. 03:54:59.700 --> 03:55:00.700 That's how you run. 03:55:00.700 --> 03:55:03.700 That's how you run. 03:55:03.700 --> 03:55:04.700 Are you actually serious? 03:55:04.700 --> 03:55:07.700 Yeah, when you have your home guards. 03:55:07.700 --> 03:55:10.060 What is home guard? 03:55:10.060 --> 03:55:13.180 It's when you, like in base, when you leave base you're faster. 03:55:13.180 --> 03:55:15.340 Okay, so now look. 03:55:15.340 --> 03:55:18.020 So now what we're going to do is we're going to clear towards bot lane because I know 03:55:18.020 --> 03:55:19.940 that my bot lane is going to push early, right? 03:55:19.940 --> 03:55:23.540 So if my bot lane pushes, then I know that if I fight on the scuttle crab that 03:55:23.540 --> 03:55:27.620 they're going to be able to help me, right? But if I go topling, then it's kind of like 03:55:27.620 --> 03:55:31.860 a 50-50. So I want to take what we know is guaranteed. So when we're clearing what we 03:55:31.860 --> 03:55:38.140 do, oh no. So now what we're going to do is we're going to auto-attack, then queue, and 03:55:38.140 --> 03:55:43.020 then we're just going to auto-attack. Select this. 03:55:43.020 --> 03:55:47.220 So you always attack, then queue, attack, then queue? 03:55:47.220 --> 03:55:48.220 Yep. 03:55:48.220 --> 03:55:49.860 Always, no matter what or sometimes. 03:55:49.860 --> 03:55:56.900 Yeah, yeah, always always so now what we do is we're just going to auto attack this until it becomes low right like look like this 03:55:56.900 --> 03:56:02.060 Okay, until it's out like 200 health then we're going to smite this we're going to walk back so it doesn't reset 03:56:02.700 --> 03:56:04.200 And then we do that 03:56:04.200 --> 03:56:07.540 That is so smart. You collated them. What? 03:56:08.380 --> 03:56:13.800 Exactly that way you just cue the queue chain. Yep. So now we're just going to finish this without you 03:56:13.800 --> 03:56:15.960 Oh, that's that's so smart man 03:56:15.960 --> 03:56:19.120 Yeah, it's like because you're gonna see even doing all these tricks 03:56:19.120 --> 03:56:24.840 It's still hard for you to get to the crab on timer. So that's why like you need to use literally every weapon in your arsenal 03:56:25.380 --> 03:56:28.040 So now I'm fighting. I'm just like cutting it back like this 03:56:32.000 --> 03:56:35.960 Bro, he's way more fun than warwick. I felt so powerful there like so yeah 03:56:37.440 --> 03:56:39.440 No, it's actually say I'm telling you 03:56:39.440 --> 03:56:45.380 So now remember Warwick is better in the first five to ten minutes than he for 03:56:45.380 --> 03:56:49.840 sure because Warwick is just an early game brawler and he wins those ones but 03:56:49.840 --> 03:56:53.160 the thing is I like playing passive in early game anyways and just farming and 03:56:53.160 --> 03:56:57.320 then going hey I'm late game you know what I mean? Okay yeah so then what we'll do is 03:56:57.320 --> 03:57:00.600 we'll just play you on scaler sunset you can actually sit there in 1v9 hard as fuck 03:57:00.600 --> 03:57:03.920 because I'll just play E and then if he gets banned that'll play Warwick. 03:57:03.920 --> 03:57:08.280 Yep so now Jynxie what we're gonna do okay look I want to show you 03:57:08.280 --> 03:57:12.800 something because you never do this in your games, okay? So, when we clear this red, I 03:57:12.800 --> 03:57:16.840 wanted to see what I do with the Krugs here. I'm going to start instantly pressing D on 03:57:16.840 --> 03:57:21.640 the big Krug, so that it runs out right away. And because of that now, it takes me less 03:57:21.640 --> 03:57:26.040 time to get to where the crab would be. You understand? But you don't do that in your 03:57:26.040 --> 03:57:29.600 games. You always walk like too close. But sometimes you want to lead with abilities 03:57:29.600 --> 03:57:32.320 so that you can actually get there faster. Wait, so if you smite early, they walk 03:57:32.320 --> 03:57:48.400 out I didn't know that. Yep. Okay so now we go for this. Oh my god. Bro I feel like your teammates didn't really help man. No vocab 03:57:48.400 --> 03:57:53.880 camps for that, vocab camps for that. That's like Ash are not bad. Like if I would have focused this rock I would have won. So now what I'm 03:57:53.880 --> 03:57:56.320 gonna do is I'm gonna buy the recurve bow and then afterwards we're just gonna walk 03:57:56.320 --> 03:58:03.040 out of base so one I'm leaving base first thing I do yeah I think you should 03:58:03.040 --> 03:58:08.480 scale right listen Jinxie Jinxie sometimes you're gonna go for bad plays it 03:58:08.480 --> 03:58:12.760 happens right the trick is you just don't tilt and you keep your mind under 03:58:12.760 --> 03:58:18.720 control so now look what I'm doing here I'm dragging this mid lane like this so 03:58:18.720 --> 03:58:22.120 my mid laner gets a freeze and then I'm gonna take the top crab oh that was 03:58:22.120 --> 03:58:27.100 wholesome don't ask me yeah I've never seen you yeah normally I don't normally 03:58:27.100 --> 03:58:32.900 I don't I'm feeling generous today though wow no longer evil don't ask so now 03:58:32.900 --> 03:58:37.100 we're gonna do is we're gonna walk up and me yes awards and I would just back 03:58:37.100 --> 03:58:43.340 off and then we're gonna folk there so see how it's like when we don't have 03:58:43.340 --> 03:58:46.620 plays we were just always just don't fight until the end bro don't fight 03:58:46.620 --> 03:58:50.700 yeah unironically yeah like you're right like a father just don't fight 03:58:50.700 --> 03:58:56.380 we're good I mean let somebody's like lowest fuck then you can kill him yeah but the thing 03:58:56.380 --> 03:59:02.460 is he's so squishy so he has to scale yep the thing about he takes that early discipline 03:59:02.460 --> 03:59:07.700 chat you know what I'm saying yeah it's like you really like you can't get baited because 03:59:07.700 --> 03:59:10.980 like if you fall behind it's fucked but if you get ahead of this hard spot I'm not gonna 03:59:10.980 --> 03:59:19.700 lie about that fight to me it looks tempting but also yeah you have to turn it down yep 03:59:19.700 --> 03:59:24.820 we do is we're just gonna keep kill it like a clearing so QEW QQQQQQQEE right 03:59:24.820 --> 03:59:28.340 that's the order so now I auto this one time so that it gets dragged out and then 03:59:28.340 --> 03:59:35.780 I do this bro you're so smart with your clearing what it just most of memory 03:59:35.780 --> 03:59:41.140 unironically what so now we just finish up and then now we can look on the 03:59:41.140 --> 03:59:46.940 Krugs okay got it yes sir wow bro all right so now Jinx this is important 03:59:46.940 --> 03:59:50.940 right so earlier we knew that Lee Sin came bot so it means that if I come bot 03:59:50.940 --> 03:59:54.700 here there's a good chance of Lee Sin is gonna be around here on this timer so if 03:59:54.700 --> 03:59:59.140 I go for a bot gank then Lee can be the one that counter ganks me but if I wait 03:59:59.140 --> 04:00:03.620 then I could be the one counter ganking Lee yeah it's not like we're gonna 04:00:03.620 --> 04:00:11.020 wait right here all right now we're gonna walk up we're not gonna fight 04:00:11.020 --> 04:00:19.180 I'm going to ping this guy off in case, and then now we ping for this. 04:00:19.180 --> 04:00:20.180 What's your plan? 04:00:20.180 --> 04:00:25.040 So my plan is that my team doesn't have cancer and they actually help me on this fight. 04:00:25.040 --> 04:00:33.260 And if they do have cancer, then they can go die on the rounds too. 04:00:33.260 --> 04:00:37.260 So now I can fight this. 04:00:37.260 --> 04:00:38.260 Nice. 04:00:38.260 --> 04:00:47.660 Nice, don't test, nice dunk, well fucking play, there you go, there you go, good shit 04:00:47.660 --> 04:00:54.460 don't test, even this animation is clean, I have to buy this, oh my god, try to have 04:00:54.460 --> 04:00:57.900 two guys, if I'm going to play Yi, I need to get the best again. 04:00:57.900 --> 04:01:02.940 Yep, unironically, you got to rep it bro, you need to, so now what we're going to 04:01:02.940 --> 04:01:05.900 do is out of base, we know that the crab is up right, so we're going to walk towards 04:01:05.900 --> 04:01:10.860 a crab and I'm gonna ping my mid laner hey come help me on this because if I 04:01:10.860 --> 04:01:15.020 get this crab I'm level six and then you have to go all in and start fucking shit 04:01:15.020 --> 04:01:21.100 well not even yet but yeah you know yeah you got this bro so it looks like 04:01:21.100 --> 04:01:25.700 Lee slim was trying to smite but he missed yep because the thing is I 04:01:25.700 --> 04:01:29.140 smited a little bit before he would have been able to and then I finished 04:01:29.140 --> 04:01:32.060 it off with my Q so it's like I tried chaining different instances of 04:01:32.060 --> 04:01:35.300 damage together so that he wasn't able to actually get it yes you're 04:01:35.300 --> 04:01:38.980 always doing a source of damage that makes sense so James I'm gonna want to 04:01:38.980 --> 04:01:45.980 show you something ready yeah so look at this I smite the gromp here right and then 04:01:45.980 --> 04:01:56.520 I cute to finish them both off and then now we do this wow bro wow you're good 04:01:56.520 --> 04:02:00.660 with that oh shit watch out I don't think you just indulge it I just indulge 04:02:00.660 --> 04:02:05.260 okay so now I'm not gonna use my W1 clearing because if he walks into 04:02:05.260 --> 04:02:12.460 me I'm gonna need a W to like get out. Okay this is bad though because the entire 04:02:12.460 --> 04:02:15.900 enemy team is here so we just need like cut our losses and say this what it is. 04:02:15.900 --> 04:02:20.620 So now look Lee Sin is low right? So this is what we're gonna do. 04:02:20.620 --> 04:02:27.500 Lee Slim, Lee Slim, Lee Slim Shady, Lee Slim, Lee Slim Shady. I'm gonna be honest I've 04:02:27.500 --> 04:02:41.580 never heard that before. What? So now the Lee is looking for more fights. Oh no. Yeah she's 04:02:41.580 --> 04:02:47.300 fucked. It's okay though because we scale. So now what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna play 04:02:47.300 --> 04:02:52.060 for the Crogs and after we're gonna look for the, uh, for the invade here. Yep, 04:02:52.060 --> 04:03:00.100 got this nonsense should be fair okay you're only down three kills you have one 04:03:00.100 --> 04:03:04.500 dragon though because of you good shit by the way yep but now look so we see 04:03:04.500 --> 04:03:08.780 that in a fierce walking in so already look how I'm droning right now I'm looking 04:03:08.780 --> 04:03:13.780 at challengers way sweatier brother way sweatier it's way more formulated whoa 04:03:13.780 --> 04:03:17.740 so now what we're gonna do is I'm gonna ping my mid-laner hey come here now 04:03:17.740 --> 04:03:21.620 because the thing is that we see leaves over here so if we go for this he's 04:03:21.620 --> 04:03:25.660 gonna be late. So it means that we can just get an invade on his bot side here 04:03:25.660 --> 04:03:29.620 and get cams for free. Smart because he's out of position and you're taking advantage of it. 04:03:29.620 --> 04:03:35.180 Exactly. Nice contest. So it's always important to keep an eye on the jungler when you can. 04:03:35.180 --> 04:03:40.020 Yes always. And now we're gonna drag this out here. The reason why is because if 04:03:40.020 --> 04:03:43.740 flea walks in through here he won't be able to just smite still the blue. So it 04:03:43.740 --> 04:03:49.220 forces him to be in a position where he would die if he wants to like get it. Wow. So now 04:03:49.220 --> 04:03:54.220 All we do is I saw Ezreal blink on my mini-map so I know he wasted his E, so I'm going to look for a gank here. 04:03:56.220 --> 04:04:01.220 This looks, yeah, this looks like a gank. This looks like a good gank. They're both low and tiny. 04:04:02.220 --> 04:04:03.220 Nice! 04:04:06.220 --> 04:04:07.220 And then I'll just take the wave. 04:04:10.220 --> 04:04:12.220 What the fuck is that guy doing? 04:04:12.220 --> 04:04:14.220 Can you see why am I taking the wave? 04:04:14.220 --> 04:04:16.220 Because you got the kills, you deserve it. 04:04:16.220 --> 04:04:17.220 Exactly. 04:04:17.220 --> 04:04:22.620 You're making their lane easier to play for them, so it's only right that you get 50 or 60 gold off of them. 04:04:22.620 --> 04:04:27.420 Yep, exactly. So now what we do is we're going to recall, and now we're starting to scale, right? 04:04:27.420 --> 04:04:30.780 So I can get my Kraken Slayer, and then I'm also going to buy my boots. 04:04:30.780 --> 04:04:34.340 Yeah, and bro, you're CS-mogging the whole lobby, don't test. 04:04:34.340 --> 04:04:38.660 Literally. I mean, come on, this is like a Master Groundmaster Challenger game. 04:04:38.660 --> 04:04:41.820 Yeah, bro, you're good at this. 04:04:41.820 --> 04:04:46.700 What size rank you've ever hit? Have you ever hit, like, top 50 or top 20 Challenger? 04:04:46.700 --> 04:04:55.340 Well, I hit like years ago, it was like a thousand, I think, 200 European Europe, and 04:04:55.340 --> 04:04:59.580 then like 1300 Man-A. So yeah, it was like rank 30 Man-A, let's say, and like maybe 04:04:59.580 --> 04:05:02.780 like rank 100 Europe, and then rank 30 Korea. 04:05:02.780 --> 04:05:03.780 Wow. 04:05:03.780 --> 04:05:09.260 Okay, so look. So now we're just going to farm, right? So now Jinxie, why am I full 04:05:09.260 --> 04:05:12.020 clearing towards bot here? 04:05:12.020 --> 04:05:15.260 Because that's when the dragon's up. 04:05:15.260 --> 04:05:20.900 Yep, so the giant's up in 20. So what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the Raptors and then afterwards we're gonna look on the 04:05:20.900 --> 04:05:26.300 Uh, on the Krugs, but you know, it's funny because like when we first started playing I was so confused by the map 04:05:26.300 --> 04:05:32.340 But now I know where everything is. Yeah, exactly like remember when you would literally didn't even know where the jungle camps were 04:05:32.340 --> 04:05:35.460 And you would like be confused with that. Yeah, I would run to the wrong corners 04:05:36.740 --> 04:05:39.980 Yeah, but now you actually understand so it's good. It's not like 04:05:41.740 --> 04:05:43.740 Was that purple ball? 04:05:43.740 --> 04:05:47.740 Uh, I don't know. I'd have to look back at the game. 04:05:47.740 --> 04:05:50.740 So now we're going to clear this board while we walk in. 04:05:52.740 --> 04:05:54.740 And then we're going to walk here. 04:05:57.740 --> 04:06:01.740 So now what I'm going to do is I'm going to ping for help on this, 04:06:01.740 --> 04:06:03.740 but I'm not going to start it yet. 04:06:03.740 --> 04:06:05.740 Yeah, you're going to be the limbo. Nice, good job. 04:06:05.740 --> 04:06:07.740 Wait, wait. 04:06:08.740 --> 04:06:10.740 Nice, Dodgers! 04:06:10.740 --> 04:06:16.700 sometimes you can see you got to look for it though sometimes you got to 04:06:16.700 --> 04:06:22.580 watch okay you did good nice so I use my two there so I could dodge this right 04:06:22.580 --> 04:06:30.540 oh my god nice you got three you got you did a good job let's go baby wait 04:06:30.540 --> 04:06:33.980 but are they gonna get dragon now even if they got drag who cares like the 04:06:33.980 --> 04:06:36.260 thing about this build is that the second you get three items you just 04:06:36.260 --> 04:06:38.260 when every single game no matter what. 04:06:38.260 --> 04:06:40.260 Good fucking shit. 04:06:40.260 --> 04:06:44.260 Now don't text while you're AFK, maybe jerk it for like 10 seconds. 04:06:44.260 --> 04:06:46.260 A little bit. 04:06:46.260 --> 04:06:48.260 Maintain a border? 04:06:48.260 --> 04:06:49.260 Oh god. 04:06:49.260 --> 04:06:50.260 Jensy. 04:06:50.260 --> 04:06:52.260 On Nicholas. 04:06:52.260 --> 04:06:53.260 Douglas. 04:06:53.260 --> 04:06:54.260 Okay. 04:06:54.260 --> 04:06:55.260 Alright. 04:06:55.260 --> 04:06:57.260 I didn't know you knew my middle name. 04:06:57.260 --> 04:06:58.260 Alright. 04:06:58.260 --> 04:06:59.260 Good shit though. 04:06:59.260 --> 04:07:00.260 You're actually caring man. 04:07:00.260 --> 04:07:01.260 You're caring. 04:07:01.260 --> 04:07:02.260 Yeah. 04:07:02.260 --> 04:07:12.260 So what we're going to do is we're going to actually like invade his top side here. 04:07:12.260 --> 04:07:16.380 Yeah, because you know the jungler is out of position. 04:07:16.380 --> 04:07:20.460 That's more like whenever the jungler takes dragon chat and I don't have camps up, I'm 04:07:20.460 --> 04:07:23.940 just going to invade the opposite thing every time. 04:07:23.940 --> 04:07:29.220 It's so simple, but you don't think about it at first. 04:07:29.220 --> 04:07:32.740 So now I can't look for the invade because his entire team is jerking him off. 04:07:32.740 --> 04:07:37.460 So we're gonna do it instead of looking at the enemy. 04:07:37.460 --> 04:07:38.460 It's hard for me to look for anything. 04:07:38.460 --> 04:07:39.460 Oh no, my shoe lag. 04:07:39.460 --> 04:07:40.460 Oh, hold up. 04:07:40.460 --> 04:07:41.460 Okay. 04:07:41.460 --> 04:07:42.460 Oh, it's back here. 04:07:42.460 --> 04:07:43.460 Okay, so now I look at the jinx. 04:07:43.460 --> 04:07:44.460 Are you watching? 04:07:44.460 --> 04:07:45.460 Yes. 04:07:45.460 --> 04:07:46.460 What are you doing? 04:07:46.460 --> 04:07:47.460 Oh my god, nice kill! 04:07:47.460 --> 04:07:48.460 Nice. 04:07:48.460 --> 04:07:49.460 Nice, nice, nice. 04:07:49.460 --> 04:07:51.460 Dantes, good shit, bro. 04:07:51.460 --> 04:07:52.460 Yep, that was really good. 04:07:52.460 --> 04:07:53.460 We are actually carrying. 04:07:53.460 --> 04:07:55.460 Wait, watch out, watch out! 04:07:55.460 --> 04:07:58.460 It's okay, we're good. 04:07:58.460 --> 04:08:01.860 Nice, good chance at this. 04:08:01.860 --> 04:08:02.860 So now we're just going to back off. 04:08:02.860 --> 04:08:04.860 We're going to wait out his tornado like that. 04:08:04.860 --> 04:08:08.340 I didn't know he had tornado, I didn't know that. 04:08:08.340 --> 04:08:09.340 Yep. 04:08:09.340 --> 04:08:11.340 Now what I'm going to do. 04:08:11.340 --> 04:08:14.460 Now we're good. 04:08:14.460 --> 04:08:15.460 Wow! 04:08:15.460 --> 04:08:18.460 Holy shit, contest! 04:08:18.460 --> 04:08:23.620 So Jinxie, the reason why I went in there is because Mastery Q stops you from taking 04:08:23.620 --> 04:08:25.260 damage from the turrets, right? 04:08:25.260 --> 04:08:30.260 So even if I tank two turret shots, if I use my Q, I know that the embus is going to tank afterwards, right? 04:08:30.260 --> 04:08:33.260 So we can just get it for free. 04:08:33.260 --> 04:08:39.260 Bro, I didn't know, like, there's, bro, you know the biggest thing I need to understand on Tess? 04:08:39.260 --> 04:08:40.260 What? 04:08:40.260 --> 04:08:46.260 I need to understand what every character does, because if I do that, I know what to dodge. 04:08:46.260 --> 04:08:47.260 Exactly, yes, yes. 04:08:47.260 --> 04:08:50.260 Because right now I just run in blind most of the time. 04:08:50.260 --> 04:08:54.260 And that's why, imagine once you actually know all this shit how easy the game is going to be for you. 04:08:54.260 --> 04:09:05.260 Bro, and not even every champ, just once I know the common champs, I'm going to fly past Chugwick, because I'm more gifted at gaming than Mudwick is, so I'm just going to pass him, you know what I'm saying? 04:09:05.260 --> 04:09:07.260 Bro, you're not going to pass him. 04:09:07.260 --> 04:09:08.260 You're not going to play any games, bro. 04:09:08.260 --> 04:09:13.260 Jinxie, Jinxie, you're going to become an ever-expanding black hole. 04:09:13.260 --> 04:09:18.260 Well, no, that's what he said. I need to think about it or what. 04:09:18.260 --> 04:09:23.020 So now what we're going to do is my killings really pushed up so I'm assuming they're probably going to look for a kill on her 04:09:23.120 --> 04:09:29.420 Because I don't seem to figure on the map. Okay, so the next time that we're playing for is going to be this Herald 04:09:29.420 --> 04:09:32.300 So I'm going to ping my team on this and then I'm going to recall and buy my item 04:09:34.820 --> 04:09:36.820 Okay, got it 04:09:38.980 --> 04:09:44.620 Bro you're six and two Lou good shit don't ask. Yeah. No, it's looking good right now. It's looking good 04:09:44.860 --> 04:09:46.860 So now what we're gonna do is we're gonna walk in 04:09:48.260 --> 04:09:52.260 So now I need to wait for my team to engage. I can't solo. 04:09:53.260 --> 04:09:55.260 Wait, this looks good! 04:09:56.260 --> 04:10:00.260 Yep, but we don't go in too hard. Because remember, the fight is on Harold, right? 04:10:01.260 --> 04:10:04.260 Yes, don't lose sight of what's important, the objective. Nice! 04:10:05.260 --> 04:10:09.260 That Lee sin's underleveled, so now you're just playing bully ball. Nice! Nice! 04:10:10.260 --> 04:10:12.260 What was that? No! 04:10:12.260 --> 04:10:21.260 Oh my god you're actually to go. Oh my god. You're to go. You're to go. You're to go. 04:10:21.260 --> 04:10:28.260 You're to go. Holy shit. Now get to it Harold you are in bit. Oh my god. Now you're to 04:10:28.260 --> 04:10:40.260 get the fucking hell baby. Bro. What? You like that? Yes that was fucking clean. 04:10:40.260 --> 04:10:43.220 That's why I'm telling you mastery is all about timing, bro. 04:10:43.220 --> 04:10:46.100 It's about having the awareness to see what's going on 04:10:46.100 --> 04:10:49.380 and then being able to capitalize it on it perfectly. 04:10:49.380 --> 04:10:50.100 Do you see what I mean? 04:10:50.100 --> 04:10:51.140 That was perfectly. 04:10:51.140 --> 04:10:52.380 And now you're fed, bro. 04:10:52.380 --> 04:10:54.380 So now you can just run at everyone. 04:10:54.380 --> 04:10:55.500 Yep, exactly. 04:10:55.500 --> 04:10:56.380 So now we just want to play. 04:10:56.380 --> 04:10:57.380 Once you're fed with Yi, it's over, 04:10:57.380 --> 04:10:59.540 because then you just go invisible, they die, invisible, 04:10:59.540 --> 04:11:01.220 they die, invisible, they die. 04:11:01.220 --> 04:11:02.980 But I don't have time to do anything. 04:11:02.980 --> 04:11:03.220 Yeah. 04:11:03.220 --> 04:11:05.220 So that's why now, Jinx, what I'm going to want you to do 04:11:05.220 --> 04:11:06.900 is I'm going to want you to see how much damage 04:11:06.900 --> 04:11:08.660 this fucking build does, OK? 04:11:08.660 --> 04:11:09.420 Because when you see it, you're 04:11:09.420 --> 04:11:13.820 gonna literally be like let me jump right the fuck now okay especially when 04:11:13.820 --> 04:11:19.860 you're fed to your fad and you have a scaling build like I wish I could just 04:11:19.860 --> 04:11:24.540 like be you right now I have an erection yep no like imagine you were 04:11:24.540 --> 04:11:27.940 just spawning my game right now yes well I probably still get worked but you 04:11:27.940 --> 04:11:35.100 get the point it's not gonna smite this they call the minis only when it's 04:11:35.100 --> 04:11:42.240 upgraded though but now we need to go for this lot looks dude oh my god you 04:11:42.240 --> 04:11:49.160 might be able to kill everyone oh my contest how do you have that much range 04:11:49.160 --> 04:11:57.120 how I cuz I flashed fuck me no I agree thought I agree thought because I once 04:11:57.120 --> 04:12:02.600 like a second you got to go to the turret I think no it's not that it's 04:12:02.600 --> 04:12:06.180 It's because the thing is that if I would have recast, if I would have used my Q, so 04:12:06.180 --> 04:12:09.180 Lee Sin has two parts to his Q damage, right? 04:12:09.180 --> 04:12:12.300 When it initially hits you and then when he like flies to you. 04:12:12.300 --> 04:12:16.540 And I could have actually Q'd him as he was flying to me to avoid all the damage that 04:12:16.540 --> 04:12:18.180 his thing would have done. 04:12:18.180 --> 04:12:20.220 But yeah, it's just like a bit of a lucky honesty. 04:12:20.220 --> 04:12:23.580 Like if I was going to then flash away from me, I would have been in trouble kill 04:12:23.580 --> 04:12:24.580 guaranteed. 04:12:24.580 --> 04:12:25.580 But it's okay. 04:12:25.580 --> 04:12:26.580 Sometimes you win. 04:12:26.580 --> 04:12:29.060 Yeah, you're still carrying the match though. 04:12:29.060 --> 04:12:30.060 Yep. 04:12:30.060 --> 04:12:35.420 So now what we're going to do is we're going to play on the top crab share. 04:12:35.420 --> 04:12:38.500 So I'm going to wait for my like loss whisper. 04:12:38.500 --> 04:12:39.500 Good. 04:12:39.500 --> 04:12:45.020 Okay so this looks hard. 04:12:45.020 --> 04:12:47.620 My chat's saying minus 700, what does that even mean? 04:12:47.620 --> 04:12:51.500 Because that was worth a thousand gold so the enemy team killing me gave them a thousand 04:12:51.500 --> 04:12:52.500 gold. 04:12:52.500 --> 04:12:58.540 Okay so now my ambassador is coming in here so I'm just going to like wait for her 04:12:58.540 --> 04:13:12.460 to come in and engage. Then I'm going to follow up off that. So now I'm going to walk off to 04:13:12.460 --> 04:13:15.060 the side. I'm going to blast cone in. 04:13:15.060 --> 04:13:21.900 Alright, I don't even know what a blast cone is. 04:13:21.900 --> 04:13:27.860 So now I'm going to use my Rift Herald to force them to try fighting me because if they 04:13:27.860 --> 04:13:32.260 fight me, sure, then we just win the game. 04:13:32.260 --> 04:13:43.860 So now I'm just going to dodge all of the abilities, and then I would just go in. 04:13:43.860 --> 04:13:46.860 That was so cool. 04:13:46.860 --> 04:13:47.860 The turret destroyer. 04:13:47.860 --> 04:13:49.860 So now we're just going to back off, right? 04:13:49.860 --> 04:13:57.860 And what I'm going to do, yep, it's not just going to take this, the Raptors man. 04:13:57.860 --> 04:14:05.860 Well, the reason why I smite those because I want to get out as soon as possible so I don't die to the Lee Sun. God, you're smart. Okay, it's to get out. Yeah. Okay. 04:14:05.860 --> 04:14:15.860 So now what we do is we're going to get our Lord Dom's or guards right and at this point my power spike is fucking retarded like I am literally insane. Okay. 04:14:15.860 --> 04:14:19.140 Yeah. So like a one-on-one fight, you can't even lose to anyone on the other team? 04:14:20.020 --> 04:14:27.500 No, no, no. 100% not. And I could even probably like 1v5 Pentakill as long as I have one person that just goes in and tanks, so a bit of damage for me. 04:14:27.500 --> 04:14:30.140 Yeah. And like maybe like roots, people and stuff. 04:14:30.620 --> 04:14:35.340 Yep. That's optional though. I just see people to die for me. As long as they die for me, it would just hurt one. 04:14:38.140 --> 04:14:42.500 Do you sometimes, players have a hard time doing that, understanding their carry and then dying for them? 04:14:42.500 --> 04:14:47.140 Well, yeah, of course like 90% of the players have cancer right so like the problem is that most of the time 04:14:47.140 --> 04:14:50.660 They're just gonna play like shit and you're gonna get tilted because you expect the bare minimum 04:14:50.660 --> 04:14:53.260 But then you realize that even the bare minimum is too much for them to give you 04:15:07.340 --> 04:15:09.340 Good shit, bro 04:15:09.340 --> 04:15:11.580 So now what we do is we look on the baron. 04:15:11.580 --> 04:15:14.080 Yep, but now we look on the baron. 04:15:14.080 --> 04:15:15.380 But before I start it. 04:15:15.380 --> 04:15:17.340 You're literally in a hard-carrying contact. 04:15:17.340 --> 04:15:18.220 But look, look, GenC. 04:15:18.220 --> 04:15:20.140 I'm waiting in the sports slot, but when I walk up, 04:15:20.140 --> 04:15:21.220 sure I can kill them. 04:15:21.220 --> 04:15:22.340 Also, I know you're locked. 04:15:22.340 --> 04:15:24.100 But Mooda's losing by the way. 04:15:24.100 --> 04:15:24.940 Good. 04:15:24.940 --> 04:15:26.500 That makes my David better right now. 04:15:26.500 --> 04:15:27.780 Nice, bro. 04:15:27.780 --> 04:15:28.980 That's what I told you. 04:15:28.980 --> 04:15:39.980 Oh, this could be bad. 04:15:39.980 --> 04:15:44.980 Yeah, but now we're going to 50-50 this. 04:15:44.980 --> 04:15:49.980 You got it. How did you get it? 04:15:49.980 --> 04:15:51.980 Perfect timing, that's why. 04:15:51.980 --> 04:15:53.980 Because the thing is that my Q does a lot of damage, 04:15:53.980 --> 04:15:57.980 so I use my Q and my smite at the same time above 1,400 damage, 04:15:57.980 --> 04:15:59.980 So I would have more of a secured smite than him 04:16:00.620 --> 04:16:03.420 Bro, you actually okay that actually was perfect 04:16:05.660 --> 04:16:07.660 So now we do is we're gonna look over here 04:16:10.460 --> 04:16:12.980 Bro you're 12 and three holy shit 04:16:15.020 --> 04:16:19.020 But I'm trying not to get too uh, too cocky right now because if I do then we're probably 04:16:19.020 --> 04:16:22.620 Yeah, because then you overheat and then if you die it's all done because your team is worthless 04:16:22.620 --> 04:16:24.620 Don't forget your team is worthless sack of shit 04:16:24.860 --> 04:16:27.620 So you can easily lose this if you if you give away your body here 04:16:27.980 --> 04:16:31.420 It's not what we're going to do is we're just going to wait in this bush. 04:16:31.420 --> 04:16:33.700 I need my gallery to walk in first, and I don't know what to kill. 04:16:33.700 --> 04:16:34.700 LeeSyn is so stupid! 04:16:34.700 --> 04:16:35.700 LeeSyn, what are you doing? 04:16:35.700 --> 04:16:36.700 No! 04:16:36.700 --> 04:16:37.700 Look at my damage! 04:16:37.700 --> 04:16:38.700 Look at my damage! 04:16:38.700 --> 04:16:39.700 Are you looking? 04:16:39.700 --> 04:16:40.700 Yep. 04:16:40.700 --> 04:16:41.700 Look at my damage. 04:16:41.700 --> 04:16:44.700 Oh my, you just two shot her. 04:16:44.700 --> 04:16:45.700 Yep. 04:16:45.700 --> 04:16:49.300 And you dodged? 04:16:49.300 --> 04:16:52.820 So that's what I was telling you, like this crit build, it literally two shots 04:16:52.820 --> 04:16:53.820 everybody. 04:16:53.820 --> 04:16:55.820 You go in and they just die instantly, like they evaporate. 04:16:55.820 --> 04:17:02.840 show me this yeah okay I'll do it every time yep well it's only good versus 04:17:02.840 --> 04:17:07.000 squishies because the thing is that versus tanks you still want to have like a 04:17:07.000 --> 04:17:12.280 lot of on-hit damage but versus squishies you can do this so now I'm gonna like 04:17:12.280 --> 04:17:16.440 hover towards mid in case they go in so now we're gonna look for an assassination 04:17:16.440 --> 04:17:21.120 angle so I'm hovering off to the side like this and I'm gonna wait I'm gonna 04:17:21.120 --> 04:17:25.700 wait I'm gonna wait I'm gonna wait I'm gonna wait no wait we're waiting you're 04:17:25.700 --> 04:17:32.500 an assassin bro yep so now they need back off look at you you're like an 04:17:32.500 --> 04:17:39.340 assassin so you yep so that's fine so now we do is we just yeah so now we 04:17:39.340 --> 04:17:42.140 just play on the dragon 04:17:43.780 --> 04:17:48.620 okay so now next time I would warred dot test where do you normally war so 04:17:48.620 --> 04:17:54.520 Okay, the thing about warding jinx is as a jungler normally after your first clear you don't buy wards anymore 04:17:54.560 --> 04:18:00.880 You buy this thing called the oracle ends and what it does is makes it so that if the enemy has wards and you activate it 04:18:00.880 --> 04:18:02.880 You can actually get rid of all the wards 04:18:06.040 --> 04:18:07.160 Okay 04:18:07.160 --> 04:18:14.080 Yeah, but that's why it's like for you right now worry about warding once you have the basic mechanics down and you're like good 04:18:14.080 --> 04:18:17.320 with their mechanics then we can start looking it's like vision control and all 04:18:17.320 --> 04:18:22.760 those other kind of things okay so now what I'm gonna do is I'm just gonna try 04:18:22.760 --> 04:18:26.240 to farm another hundred gold that is I think you're playing perfect to right 04:18:26.240 --> 04:18:32.200 now well check this out you can see surprise mother fucker how did you jump 04:18:32.200 --> 04:18:36.080 on him like that don't wait wait wait 04:18:44.760 --> 04:18:50.200 Holy bro, you're the fucking good. No way don't read don't read out this 04:18:56.080 --> 04:18:58.080 Never fucking got broke 04:19:01.600 --> 04:19:03.400 Oh my god 04:19:03.400 --> 04:19:08.960 Yeah, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna buy the cloak of agility, right? 04:19:08.960 --> 04:19:12.280 So we have 90% crit chance and then we're gonna get elixir brats 04:19:12.280 --> 04:19:15.160 So I heal for 15% of the physical damage I do 04:19:16.480 --> 04:19:18.480 You're pretty nasty man fuck 04:19:18.520 --> 04:19:20.520 Dude, I 04:19:20.520 --> 04:19:23.800 And then you said that Jinxian call with me and you fucking tell me 04:19:23.800 --> 04:19:25.800 I'm a hacker on OTP 04:19:27.160 --> 04:19:31.400 You're not hacker on OTP. I'm never gonna say that again. You're not hacker on OTP 04:19:31.960 --> 04:19:35.960 Alright. You can play any jungler at a challenger level 04:19:36.960 --> 04:19:41.740 Okay, see that's the kind of confidence I want respect. Yes, bro 04:19:41.740 --> 04:19:45.020 And bro one day bro, I might be up there with you in challenge. 04:19:45.020 --> 04:19:46.900 It's not even a mites bro, give it seven months. 04:19:48.340 --> 04:19:51.860 Seven months and the student is gonna be versus the coach, imagine. 04:19:52.660 --> 04:19:55.660 Could you imagine we'd count into a ranked game against each other in jungle? 04:19:56.220 --> 04:19:58.700 No, and we're both one-man away from challenger. 04:20:00.780 --> 04:20:02.780 That would be fucking cinema. 04:20:02.780 --> 04:20:03.780 That would be fucking cinema. 04:20:03.780 --> 04:20:07.060 I'm not gonna lie to you, I'd pull a mood in and I would just want to trade you. 04:20:07.060 --> 04:20:12.060 Okay, so now look JNC, watch. 04:20:12.060 --> 04:20:15.060 Bro, you just can't die. This is when League is so fun. 04:20:15.060 --> 04:20:19.060 No, no, no, the thing is I can die with this, with the items I have on. 04:20:19.060 --> 04:20:22.060 Yeah, exactly. So now we're just waiting off to the side. 04:20:22.060 --> 04:20:23.060 So look what I'm doing here. 04:20:23.060 --> 04:20:25.060 Wait, when you do that they can't see you. When you sit there. 04:20:25.060 --> 04:20:28.060 No, no, no, because, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 04:20:37.060 --> 04:20:43.420 You're actually the goat man, you're actually the goat. 04:20:43.420 --> 04:20:44.420 Another triple. 04:20:44.420 --> 04:20:47.900 So, Jinx, the reason why they couldn't see me there is because I walked around and I 04:20:47.900 --> 04:20:50.260 pressed 4, right, which is my oracle lens. 04:20:50.260 --> 04:20:53.900 So when I pressed it, I saw that they didn't have any wards, so I knew that if I wait 04:20:53.900 --> 04:20:57.180 there, they don't have vision on me, but it's like if I would have, yep. 04:20:57.180 --> 04:21:00.740 If somebody doesn't have a ward and you're sitting in a jungle camp, they can't see 04:21:00.740 --> 04:21:02.700 you if they're mid, they can't see you. 04:21:02.700 --> 04:21:05.540 Exactly, no they can't, because like you're not in their line of sight. 04:21:05.540 --> 04:21:08.140 You can see Fog of War. Wow. Okay. Exactly. Yep 04:21:09.580 --> 04:21:13.760 I really had a hard time understanding it at first, but I think I get it now a little bit. Yeah 04:21:14.580 --> 04:21:17.180 So now I think I'm actually gonna get this 300 bolts 04:21:18.700 --> 04:21:21.200 So this item when you cast your ultimate so you press R 04:21:22.180 --> 04:21:23.780 you get 04:21:23.780 --> 04:21:27.980 Way more attack speed and you also deal like 15% more true damage 04:21:29.480 --> 04:21:34.280 So I'm they're gonna watch everybody now bro. That's do you think I should buy the master yeast can after your match 04:21:35.540 --> 04:21:40.100 Do you think it's what needs to be done? Be honest, bro. Yes 04:21:47.860 --> 04:21:51.200 Bro chat my nose it's like filled with this big-ass booker guys 04:21:52.180 --> 04:21:53.900 It's the cocaine 04:21:53.900 --> 04:21:55.900 No, come on 04:21:57.660 --> 04:22:01.540 Okay, look, so now we're gonna wait in this bush and I watch are you looking? 04:22:05.540 --> 04:22:07.540 wait, wait, wait 04:22:11.540 --> 04:22:12.040 wow 04:22:12.040 --> 04:22:13.540 blow him the fuck out bitch 04:22:13.540 --> 04:22:15.540 I know just to do this 04:22:17.540 --> 04:22:19.540 wow, do you normally carry? 04:22:20.540 --> 04:22:21.540 uhhhh 04:22:21.540 --> 04:22:22.540 typically yeah 04:22:22.540 --> 04:22:24.540 as long as I'm not playing hakehrim 04:22:24.540 --> 04:22:27.540 because hakehrim is a bit of an interesting right now 04:22:28.540 --> 04:22:31.540 first why don't you just play ye instead of hakehrim? 04:22:31.540 --> 04:22:32.540 well also I've been doing recently 04:22:32.540 --> 04:22:34.540 but the thing is that ye is good into comms 04:22:34.540 --> 04:22:39.480 That have like low amounts of CC so it's like when they can stun you you go fucking crazy, right? 04:22:40.180 --> 04:22:44.220 So that's why like I lock in me and it's like any games where I look at it 04:22:44.220 --> 04:22:46.920 I'm like yo, they can't CC me for shit. I just like 04:22:49.820 --> 04:22:50.980 CC has crowd control 04:22:50.980 --> 04:22:55.580 It's when you can't move anymore when they hit with the ability and then afterwards you can't move or like oh, yeah 04:22:55.700 --> 04:23:01.660 Yeah, yeah when they stun me shit because he's supposed to jump on you if you can't get exactly 04:23:01.660 --> 04:23:04.020 He's kind of useless because he is squishy. Yep 04:23:04.540 --> 04:23:10.500 So now what we're going to do is we're going to look on the Gromp here and I'm going to 04:23:10.500 --> 04:23:12.300 wait in this bush for someone to walk. 04:23:12.300 --> 04:23:14.540 So now we just wait, right? 04:23:14.540 --> 04:23:15.540 So shh. 04:23:15.540 --> 04:23:16.540 How do we wait? 04:23:16.540 --> 04:23:17.540 Oh my god. 04:23:17.540 --> 04:23:18.540 Oh my god. 04:23:18.540 --> 04:23:19.540 That guy's calling ass. 04:23:19.540 --> 04:23:20.540 Is that enough Yuri? 04:23:20.540 --> 04:23:21.540 Yeah it is. 04:23:21.540 --> 04:23:30.540 It's that one time that Moodle got smurfed on and then he said that it was a like 04:23:30.540 --> 04:23:31.540 a challenge to play. 04:23:31.540 --> 04:23:40.700 to play. So now we're just going to head to turret because don't forget like you 04:23:40.700 --> 04:23:47.100 need to kill the turrets if you ever want to win. Yep, no I know. Sometimes I forget though. 04:23:47.100 --> 04:23:53.180 Okay, so now we're just waiting. So now it's the patience game. Yeah you don't want to, 04:23:53.180 --> 04:23:58.100 you don't want to be an idiot. Exactly. Also with Yi he's not really supposed to be first 04:23:58.100 --> 04:24:05.100 engage right no give me a second but you're so fat maybe 04:24:20.940 --> 04:24:27.380 oh shit oh shit I fucking pack oh shit 04:24:28.100 --> 04:24:41.300 I pulled the JNC. 04:24:41.300 --> 04:24:42.300 Hey! 04:24:42.300 --> 04:24:43.300 What the fuck? 04:24:43.300 --> 04:24:44.300 No, my bad. 04:24:44.300 --> 04:24:48.820 Yeah, no, because I shouldn't have wanted him to turn it there. 04:24:48.820 --> 04:24:51.900 But I think they saw him, so okay. 04:24:51.900 --> 04:24:52.900 Oh god, wait. 04:24:52.900 --> 04:24:53.900 Oh no. 04:24:53.900 --> 04:24:54.900 Oh no. 04:24:54.900 --> 04:24:55.900 Don't test. 04:24:55.900 --> 04:24:56.900 Don't test. 04:24:56.900 --> 04:24:58.900 Don't test 04:25:01.220 --> 04:25:04.820 Shut up. It's fine. It's fine. Okay, so now what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna solve this item here 04:25:05.100 --> 04:25:09.060 Because it's only the thing that I did what the fuck supposed to my coach 04:25:09.740 --> 04:25:15.340 Yeah, but Jinxie even the coach sometimes fucks up a little bit, right? So you're also a piece of shit, right? 04:25:15.980 --> 04:25:20.540 Sometimes yeah, are you kidding? Of course, okay be honest. You want to depends again, right? 04:25:21.060 --> 04:25:24.580 Yeah, I want to go fucking crazy. I get it. I understand 04:25:24.580 --> 04:25:29.140 It's like jing see other people they don't get a bro, but it's a killer instinct 04:25:29.140 --> 04:25:30.140 You know what I mean? 04:25:30.140 --> 04:25:31.640 I won't get out of me 04:25:31.640 --> 04:25:33.840 I'll do it. Is your brother home? 04:25:35.100 --> 04:25:38.620 Yeah, yeah, why okay make him suck it out of your nose. I'm not 04:25:39.340 --> 04:25:40.540 Yo, yo 04:25:40.540 --> 04:25:46.800 Jinxy jinxy it's something that I'm not even kidding some moms of newborns do where they literally it's called like the mom suck 04:25:46.920 --> 04:25:50.780 Where they sit on they suck like the boogers out of the nose so the kid doesn't like choke and die 04:25:50.780 --> 04:25:56.900 yo hey buddy buddy you just hinted and fountain died fuck off with the booger 04:25:56.900 --> 04:26:03.580 nose shit you fucking hinted you're the one time on your booger nose dude cuz I'm 04:26:03.580 --> 04:26:06.700 gonna stop when I get it out 04:26:06.700 --> 04:26:12.700 Maybe I'll get a tissue chat, here we go. 04:26:12.700 --> 04:26:17.700 Wait, this whole time I had a tissue here? 04:26:17.700 --> 04:26:18.700 Whatever. 04:26:18.700 --> 04:26:33.700 So now I just need my team to go on. 04:26:33.700 --> 04:26:41.300 come on don't test come on don't test come on don't test nice come on don't test 04:26:44.180 --> 04:26:50.100 nice come on don't test no no hit the nexus don't tell us what are you doing don't test hit the nexus 04:26:50.100 --> 04:26:52.660 jinx jinx i need to go jinx i need to go 04:26:55.860 --> 04:27:00.740 oh fuck that would have been an aura you're actually disgusting what 04:27:00.740 --> 04:27:04.740 What? What do you win for that shit? 04:27:04.740 --> 04:27:08.740 Bro, good game though. Wow. Okay, you're crazy. 04:27:08.740 --> 04:27:12.740 And wait, wait, wait for it. Forget the damage shots. 04:27:12.740 --> 04:27:15.740 Wait, you get 29 LP. How much do you lose? How much do you lose? 04:27:15.740 --> 04:27:16.740 31. 04:27:16.740 --> 04:27:21.740 Wait, what? Why? Why do you lose more than you win? What the fuck? 04:27:21.740 --> 04:27:25.740 Jinxie, do you know what the May 23rd incident was? 04:27:25.740 --> 04:27:26.740 No. 04:27:26.740 --> 04:27:35.220 May 23rd incident was when I went from a 600 LP grandmaster to 380 LP masters and literally 04:27:35.220 --> 04:27:38.580 one day, look at this, I went one win nine losses. 04:27:38.580 --> 04:27:39.580 Are you free-jering? 04:27:39.580 --> 04:27:41.940 Are you looking? 04:27:41.940 --> 04:27:49.420 One win, your only win was E. Were you in one and nine three days ago? 04:27:49.420 --> 04:27:50.420 What the fuck? 04:27:50.420 --> 04:27:54.980 Yeah, dude, I'm telling you, Challenger was literally in the bag and then I had 04:27:54.980 --> 04:28:01.500 one fucked up day yeah what's up we need to hey watch motorway what's up 04:28:01.500 --> 04:28:08.020 don't test fuck he's here watching us yeah what's up bro mood on buddy yeah 04:28:08.020 --> 04:28:12.860 wait I need to call him I need to call him I need to call him all right 04:28:12.860 --> 04:28:17.060 what do you need to pick up you need to pick up 04:28:17.060 --> 04:28:21.100 well James he's trying to queue snipe you queue up press fine match he's 04:28:21.100 --> 04:28:23.100 I'm fucking to snipe you 04:28:24.720 --> 04:28:26.720 Yo, Muda 04:28:27.140 --> 04:28:29.140 You can't accuse time it 04:28:29.640 --> 04:28:31.940 Wait, let's do it. What a cute 04:28:34.780 --> 04:28:36.780 Yeah, I can just count down 04:28:39.260 --> 04:28:41.460 Hey, Muda, you must not know do you bro 04:28:42.740 --> 04:28:48.760 Give me a favor go to op dot gg on your stream and look up Jinxie hashtag MVP now 04:28:49.720 --> 04:28:51.720 You must not know who the fuck you're talking to 04:28:58.680 --> 04:29:01.020 Go to op dot gg trust me 04:29:01.920 --> 04:29:07.260 Jinx the MVP bronze for 92 LP go to my last match go to my last match 04:29:08.360 --> 04:29:09.800 That's what I thought 04:29:09.800 --> 04:29:15.920 You're talking to the big dog. You're talking to the fucking big dog 32 and three you bought 04:29:15.920 --> 04:29:20.920 What's the most skills you ever got in your life? Say one of them. 04:29:20.920 --> 04:29:25.920 The average day average of people in that lobby is higher than one. 04:29:25.920 --> 04:29:26.920 Yeah. 04:29:26.920 --> 04:29:27.920 Oh, he's coping. 04:29:27.920 --> 04:29:28.920 You're playing the easiest character master. 04:29:28.920 --> 04:29:30.920 He got an higher body for the higher bodies. 04:29:30.920 --> 04:29:32.920 Wait, is Hamza telling you what to say? 04:29:32.920 --> 04:29:33.920 Wait, let me listen. 04:29:33.920 --> 04:29:35.920 I'm not saying he's hearing this, though. 04:29:35.920 --> 04:29:36.920 Why does he think he's being... 04:29:36.920 --> 04:29:37.920 Hamza's... 04:29:37.920 --> 04:29:38.920 I'm sorry. 04:29:38.920 --> 04:29:39.920 I heard him. 04:29:39.920 --> 04:29:40.920 Yo, yo, yo, buddy. 04:29:40.920 --> 04:29:42.920 Let's do it in the same game. 04:29:42.920 --> 04:29:43.920 Let's do it. 04:29:43.920 --> 04:29:44.920 We're both bronze four, right? 04:29:44.920 --> 04:29:50.420 Souljam, Souljam, go on discord and when I tell you to queue, you queue. 04:29:52.120 --> 04:29:53.620 Alright, messages. 04:29:53.620 --> 04:29:56.820 Alright, alright, Muda, Muda, are you ready? 04:29:56.820 --> 04:29:57.820 Tell me when. 04:29:58.320 --> 04:30:00.520 Okay, George, Sam, and I'm fucking George, 2000. 04:30:00.520 --> 04:30:02.520 No, no, text me on imessage, window queue. 04:30:03.020 --> 04:30:05.020 No, no, you can just do it, just do it. 04:30:05.620 --> 04:30:07.620 Wait, actually, let's just do it. Ready? Muda, come on. 04:30:07.920 --> 04:30:08.920 3, 2, 1, queue. 04:30:08.920 --> 04:30:09.420 Cue. 04:30:09.820 --> 04:30:14.520 Okay, and Jinx, you need to not accept unless he says he got it off. 04:30:14.920 --> 04:30:16.920 Muda listen 04:30:17.720 --> 04:30:23.400 Muda listen listen listen listen listen if you get a request don't accept it unless we both get the same request 04:30:23.720 --> 04:30:25.960 All right, wait to get it. Did you get one? 04:30:27.040 --> 04:30:29.040 Okay decline decline 04:30:31.280 --> 04:30:38.720 No, keep it going keep it going right no no no reset it you guys even cut the exact same time wait my yeast skin 04:30:39.720 --> 04:30:42.160 My yeast skin don't that's how do I buy this? 04:30:42.160 --> 04:30:45.160 You need to buy like $150 of RP. 04:30:45.160 --> 04:30:47.160 How do I buy RP? 04:30:47.160 --> 04:30:50.160 So it says purchase RP, but turn off your screen though. 04:30:50.160 --> 04:30:52.160 Take it off your screen though. You don't want to leak shit. 04:30:56.160 --> 04:30:58.160 End screen share, don't test. Leap screen share, leap screen share. 04:30:58.160 --> 04:31:00.160 Okay, I'll have to. 04:31:01.160 --> 04:31:04.160 How much? $35 or more, don't test? 04:31:04.160 --> 04:31:07.160 No, you need to put the max bro. It's like $100. 04:31:07.160 --> 04:31:10.160 I'm too high for Jinxie to like hope you have like a new game. 04:31:10.160 --> 04:31:11.160 Bro, you're bronze! 04:31:11.160 --> 04:31:13.160 I'm bronze too, but we're not the same. 04:31:13.160 --> 04:31:15.160 Okay, Jinxie, buy this skin, I need it. 04:31:15.160 --> 04:31:16.160 I need it. 04:31:16.160 --> 04:31:18.160 I'll be back in like one minute. 04:31:18.160 --> 04:31:19.160 Wait, you're bronze too. 04:31:19.160 --> 04:31:20.160 What's your win percentage? 04:31:20.160 --> 04:31:22.160 One game off bronze, dude. 04:31:22.160 --> 04:31:23.160 One game off bronze. 04:31:23.160 --> 04:31:24.160 No, we're not going to get a game, bro. 04:31:24.160 --> 04:31:25.160 You're too high I think. 04:31:25.160 --> 04:31:26.160 Yo, how's that? 04:31:26.160 --> 04:31:27.160 If you get a game off on bronze three, 04:31:27.160 --> 04:31:29.160 one game off bronze two means bronze four, 04:31:29.160 --> 04:31:31.160 one game off bronze three. 04:31:31.160 --> 04:31:32.160 He said, yeah. 04:31:32.160 --> 04:31:34.160 Bro, but you're not, you realize Moodle, 04:31:34.160 --> 04:31:36.160 you're not a higher rank than me because you're better. 04:31:36.160 --> 04:31:38.160 You realize your high rank is you play more right? 04:31:40.880 --> 04:31:43.640 Buddy your win percentage is lower than mine 04:31:53.000 --> 04:31:57.160 Bro, but I have to do a Minecraft marathon in three days, they're gonna pass me you fucker 04:32:00.040 --> 04:32:02.040 No 04:32:06.160 --> 04:32:10.160 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, then then don't queue for those three days if you can 04:32:16.480 --> 04:32:20.360 Bro my fucking I can't log in what 04:32:21.400 --> 04:32:23.400 Wait hold on hold up 04:32:23.840 --> 04:32:25.940 Yeah, I'm about to buy him. I'm about to buy master Yi 04:32:26.640 --> 04:32:29.840 From Buddha. I'm gonna buy a hundred and seventy five dollars skin and I'm gonna fuck you 04:32:31.200 --> 04:32:33.200 Or hundred and fifty 04:32:36.160 --> 04:32:38.160 Yeah, bro. Yes, bro 04:32:43.920 --> 04:32:45.920 Bro, nobody plays your name shit 04:32:53.680 --> 04:32:58.040 Yo, bro again, what do you want a side of fries with your large coat? 04:32:59.080 --> 04:33:01.080 Buddy buddy buddy 04:33:01.080 --> 04:33:03.520 You can't even use your name. What are you saying? 04:33:06.160 --> 04:33:14.960 I went 32 and 3 you up. You can't say anything. I went 32 and 3 04:33:16.560 --> 04:33:18.560 You've never done that 04:33:24.480 --> 04:33:31.000 Okay, that is kind of good all right yo, I'm about to buy to see skin don't that's how do I do it wait I'm 04:33:31.000 --> 04:33:33.000 Okay 04:33:33.000 --> 04:33:34.000 What's up? What's up? 04:33:34.000 --> 04:33:37.000 Not that's how do I buy yee? How do I buy him? 04:33:37.000 --> 04:33:40.000 Okay, wait so now what are you gonna do? I'm gonna open your screenshot on my screen 04:33:40.000 --> 04:33:45.000 So you're gonna click where the third thing on the right the third thing on the right where it says loot 04:33:45.000 --> 04:33:48.000 So now click the Sanctum 04:33:48.000 --> 04:33:51.000 Click the Sanctum? No on the top left yep 04:33:51.000 --> 04:33:55.000 Okay, and then now you buy 10x summon and then you summon 04:33:55.000 --> 04:33:58.000 Give me one second and you give me another phone 04:33:58.000 --> 04:34:01.840 Jack back over there back over there back over there 04:34:01.840 --> 04:34:03.840 Jalala Jalala 04:34:03.840 --> 04:34:06.840 Shite 04:34:06.840 --> 04:34:09.840 Back over there 04:34:09.840 --> 04:34:11.840 Jalala 04:34:11.840 --> 04:34:13.840 Look at that 04:34:13.840 --> 04:34:15.840 Master Yi please please please 04:34:15.840 --> 04:34:17.840 Master Yi Master Yi 04:34:17.840 --> 04:34:19.840 Oh 04:34:19.840 --> 04:34:21.840 One more 04:34:21.840 --> 04:34:23.840 Alright let's go let's go 04:34:23.840 --> 04:34:25.840 Oh no 04:34:25.840 --> 04:34:26.840 Oh, okay. 04:34:26.840 --> 04:34:27.840 There are three times. 04:34:27.840 --> 04:34:29.840 Let's walk right through this. 04:34:34.840 --> 04:34:35.840 Ah! 04:34:36.840 --> 04:34:37.840 Let's go! 04:34:38.840 --> 04:34:39.840 Mooda, you're dead. 04:34:39.840 --> 04:34:40.840 Alright, ready? 04:34:42.840 --> 04:34:44.840 Three, two, one. 04:34:45.840 --> 04:34:50.840 Jyncey, I want you to tell Mooda that you're going to bash his skull in and make a soup out of his brains. 04:34:51.840 --> 04:34:52.840 Mooda, did you get it? 04:34:53.840 --> 04:34:54.840 Alright, bro, fuck this. 04:34:54.840 --> 04:34:56.840 I'm just gonna play. 04:34:56.840 --> 04:34:58.540 Yo, Muda, I'm gonna bash your... 04:34:58.540 --> 04:34:59.880 Wait, what is it, Don'tets? 04:34:59.880 --> 04:35:01.600 So you're gonna bash his skull in 04:35:01.600 --> 04:35:04.000 and make his brains into a soup. 04:35:04.000 --> 04:35:06.200 Muda, I'm gonna bash your skull in 04:35:06.200 --> 04:35:08.000 and make your brains into soups. 04:35:15.080 --> 04:35:17.200 Bro, Muda, what's your win percentage? 04:35:17.200 --> 04:35:19.200 Uhhhhhhh 04:35:21.680 --> 04:35:23.680 53% right now 04:35:23.680 --> 04:35:25.680 No, no, no, no, no, no 04:35:25.680 --> 04:35:27.680 What's your all time worth of that? 04:35:27.680 --> 04:35:29.680 A cap! 04:35:29.680 --> 04:35:31.680 My all time wins percent 04:35:31.680 --> 04:35:33.680 How many wins? How many losses? 04:35:33.680 --> 04:35:35.200 Uhhhhhh 04:35:35.200 --> 04:35:37.200 No! 04:35:37.200 --> 04:35:39.200 I'm gonna raise 50% on the dot 04:35:39.200 --> 04:35:41.200 Jinx, he hang up, he's bad, but he got you banned 04:35:41.200 --> 04:35:43.200 Luna 04:35:43.200 --> 04:35:45.200 50% I have 40 wins and 40 losses 04:35:45.200 --> 04:35:50.200 40 loss of Blast 3, 82 LPU, what's game up Blast 2? 04:35:50.200 --> 04:35:55.120 Bro Mooda you just fucked me over because you got my D. 04:35:55.120 --> 04:35:57.680 Okay, Jinxie, tell him you hope an armed robber 04:35:57.680 --> 04:35:59.600 blows his brains out of men and the call 04:35:59.600 --> 04:36:01.840 without saying anything else. 04:36:01.840 --> 04:36:05.080 Yo, that's it, that's it, you're not saying that. 04:36:05.080 --> 04:36:06.600 Bro Mooda, listen bro. 04:36:06.600 --> 04:36:08.320 What is Donz's telling you to tell him? 04:36:08.320 --> 04:36:10.720 You don't even wanna know, you don't wanna, 04:36:10.720 --> 04:36:12.640 Mooda, hey, hey, for real though, 04:36:12.640 --> 04:36:15.080 if you wanna duo in a little bit, I'm down, okay? 04:36:15.080 --> 04:36:24.520 last time it was me all right uh yeah play one play one play one all right all right bro last 04:36:24.520 --> 04:36:30.840 time we played with uh uh i'm sorry it was peak bro yeah no i was okay do your rooms don't forget 04:36:30.840 --> 04:36:38.280 your rooms okay what is my rooms uh well you need a cricket and then it's the first one go 04:36:38.280 --> 04:36:43.280 bro i bought the hundred and fifty dollar v skater and got banned 04:36:43.280 --> 04:36:47.280 bro but jinxie listen you know what the beauty of it is 04:36:47.280 --> 04:36:49.280 it's that now it's amping you up for the next game 04:36:49.280 --> 04:36:52.280 like now you're understanding why league is so addictive bro 04:36:52.280 --> 04:36:54.280 because like yes your year is bad now 04:36:54.280 --> 04:36:58.280 but imagine next game when you're fucking carving their heads open with that new build i showed you 04:36:58.280 --> 04:36:59.280 i know 04:36:59.280 --> 04:37:03.280 but bro i think what it is is uh because 04:37:03.280 --> 04:37:07.280 i was in call with muda maybe somebody from history in queue at the same time 04:37:07.280 --> 04:37:11.000 Yeah, I mean like I'm telling you did he he's legit like 04:37:12.760 --> 04:37:19.840 It's like listen being in call with Muda is like watching the the well video from the ring. Do you know what I mean? 04:37:19.840 --> 04:37:22.940 Yes, bro. I actually know exactly what you mean. Yes 04:37:23.600 --> 04:37:27.480 It's like bad shit is about to happen and there's no way for you to stop it 04:37:29.220 --> 04:37:34.000 Yeah, because I'm not in a call with Muda. He doesn't get banned. I go 32 and 3 04:37:34.000 --> 04:37:36.680 I'm gonna go all with Mura and G gets banned like 04:37:37.320 --> 04:37:42.280 Bro, bro. Okay. It's okay though chat. I don't have to dodge because I'm actually solid on Warwick 04:37:42.280 --> 04:37:43.680 I'm just better on you 04:37:43.680 --> 04:37:48.280 No, but listen, Jinxie. This is the craziest thing. It's not even like you're sawing a morrick 04:37:48.280 --> 04:37:53.000 You're better on me. It said you're insanely good on Warwick, but you're also insanely good on you 04:37:53.080 --> 04:37:57.720 So it's like imagine your song Jinwoo right now and it's like we put duct tape over your mouth 04:37:57.720 --> 04:38:03.320 So you can cast spells, but then you just kill everyone with your fists. Do you know what I mean? Yes, bro 04:38:03.320 --> 04:38:05.560 Yes, yes, literally exactly man. 04:38:08.760 --> 04:38:10.160 Dude, I'm addicted to this game. 04:38:10.800 --> 04:38:12.760 Dante, I might play all night, bro. 04:38:12.760 --> 04:38:14.000 I might play all night. 04:38:14.840 --> 04:38:17.320 Jynx, yeah, I need to hit fucking Challenger, man. 04:38:19.480 --> 04:38:24.720 Dude, I know, but buddy, bro, like Dante, here's the thing. 04:38:24.720 --> 04:38:26.120 Is it really the end of the world 04:38:26.120 --> 04:38:27.840 if you don't hit Challenger in the time frame? 04:38:27.840 --> 04:38:28.520 Because guess what? 04:38:28.520 --> 04:38:30.280 Then you just come to Florida and get spanked. 04:38:30.280 --> 04:38:37.180 Okay, real talk, what would you do if you're like spanking me and I'm bent over your knee, 04:38:37.180 --> 04:38:42.700 and then you start feeling something poking in your thigh? 04:38:42.700 --> 04:38:43.700 Spank harder, probably. 04:38:43.700 --> 04:38:48.620 Okay, and then what would you do if you start to feel a little bit of liquid going down 04:38:48.620 --> 04:38:49.620 your leg? 04:38:49.620 --> 04:38:50.620 Okay, I'm here. 04:38:50.620 --> 04:38:54.380 Yo, bro, you're not going to nut on me. 04:38:54.380 --> 04:38:57.100 Wait, wait, this is an iron lobby, look. 04:38:57.100 --> 04:38:59.340 Yeah, no, you're going to do it. 04:38:59.340 --> 04:39:06.340 Bro, I'm just gonna trap 20 kills again. This is so easy. Bro, when does he get hard? When does he get hard, bro? 04:39:06.340 --> 04:39:12.340 So, League gets hard when one day you're gonna sit there, you're gonna queue up, you're gonna lose 3 in a row, and then you're literally just gonna want to end your own life. 04:39:15.340 --> 04:39:20.340 Cause like, I'm telling you right now, GenC, you haven't experienced a real trauma of League. 04:39:20.340 --> 04:39:27.340 Like, I'm telling you, I'm not trolling when I say, one day you're gonna wake up and you're literally gonna go on like a 10 game lost streak. 04:39:27.340 --> 04:39:32.860 and that day is they're gonna test you till the ends of the earth and it's about if you're going to queue up 04:39:33.140 --> 04:39:37.760 After that day hits that'll decide everything. Do you know what I mean, bro? 04:39:37.760 --> 04:39:43.260 But I think even if I lose three all I would really do is I would just walk away from my setup and then come back the next day with a 04:39:43.260 --> 04:39:44.440 new mindset 04:39:44.440 --> 04:39:49.320 No, no, no because you'd go back to yourself the next day and you'd be like damn yesterday 04:39:49.320 --> 04:39:54.880 I was bronze one now I'm bronze two so I need to win the entire day just to get back to bronze one or 04:39:54.880 --> 04:40:01.240 are also it's fucked and then you're going to jump for your first game you're going to get into it and you're literally going to want to throw somebody through a wall 04:40:01.880 --> 04:40:08.240 yeah but buddy I don't I just kind of carry every game and I don't really care if I lose and I carry I don't really care 04:40:09.200 --> 04:40:16.600 I'm going that into my first week oh my god there's a wasp in a room chat I'm going to kill the wall chat everybody look everybody look 04:40:16.600 --> 04:40:22.040 you see that I'm going to kill it everybody look you see that everybody look you see that I'm going to kill them right now 04:40:22.040 --> 04:40:23.240 Be happy. 04:40:29.920 --> 04:40:33.480 Chat. Type one. If you don't think he's going to be this, 04:40:33.480 --> 04:40:34.780 showing he loses this game. 04:40:35.420 --> 04:40:38.160 Chat. Look, this was gonna try to sustain me. 04:40:38.160 --> 04:40:40.420 What I was about to slide a drag in this game and make me lose, 04:40:41.020 --> 04:40:42.320 OK, Jynxie, can I explain? 04:40:42.320 --> 04:40:44.760 I just kill the boss dot that's look. 04:40:45.960 --> 04:40:47.560 Jynxie, I need to listen. 04:40:47.560 --> 04:41:00.480 Guys, you know what it's like? It's like, it's like somebody's a millionaire and you ask them, 04:41:00.480 --> 04:41:05.480 what would you do if you were poor? And then they're like, well if I was poor I'd just become a 04:41:05.480 --> 04:41:12.040 millionaire again, you know? But it's like if they went down to zero they would probably end up 04:41:12.040 --> 04:41:16.920 not having the motivation to do that and they'd literally sit in their car with the engine 04:41:16.920 --> 04:41:18.920 turned on you know what i mean and what happens 04:41:18.920 --> 04:41:20.920 i heard the time is 04:41:20.920 --> 04:41:22.920 wait my camera 04:41:22.920 --> 04:41:24.920 alright jinx are you ready to carry the fuck out of this one 04:41:24.920 --> 04:41:26.920 don't test 04:41:26.920 --> 04:41:28.920 yep 04:41:28.920 --> 04:41:30.920 asking me if i'm ready to carry 04:41:30.920 --> 04:41:32.920 it's like asking me if i want to have sex 04:41:32.920 --> 04:41:34.920 yes 04:41:34.920 --> 04:41:36.920 i'm never going to turn down 04:41:36.920 --> 04:41:38.920 some intercourse 04:41:38.920 --> 04:41:40.920 wait 04:41:40.920 --> 04:41:42.920 so if i ask you right now 04:41:42.920 --> 04:41:44.920 do you want to have sex 04:41:44.920 --> 04:42:02.480 yes okay but would you be the bottom or the top um I I'm gonna be honest I 04:42:02.480 --> 04:42:07.200 probably got to be the bottom you're gonna be the jungler now focus on the 04:42:07.200 --> 04:42:13.680 fucking game got it yes sir all right never mind your team is a okay 04:42:13.680 --> 04:42:15.680 That's good, that's good! 04:42:15.680 --> 04:42:23.680 Wait, look, your mouse said my boy Teemo will be back, so you could actually remake right now and ruin his day. Do you want to do it? 04:42:23.680 --> 04:42:25.680 Yes, yes, yes. 04:42:27.680 --> 04:42:29.680 I think your team is voting now. 04:42:29.680 --> 04:42:31.680 I'm not even kidding. 04:42:31.680 --> 04:42:35.680 Wait, Teemo comes back. Don't we just automatically lose then? 04:42:38.680 --> 04:42:41.680 Wait, your team isn't remaking. 04:42:41.680 --> 04:43:10.960 Wait, why is every single one of your games both teams remaking? 04:43:10.960 --> 04:43:11.960 What's going on? 04:43:13.960 --> 04:43:14.960 Nobody knows what they're doing. 04:43:19.960 --> 04:43:21.960 You know what my chat just said? 04:43:21.960 --> 04:43:22.960 Where is the enemy top? 04:43:22.960 --> 04:43:24.960 That means both top laners with AFK. 04:43:25.960 --> 04:43:26.960 Yes. 04:43:27.960 --> 04:43:28.960 Okay, Jynxi. 04:43:28.960 --> 04:43:31.960 We have one minute to head watch Ruta while we're in chat. 04:43:31.960 --> 04:43:33.960 Yes, you're right, you're right, you're right. 04:43:33.960 --> 04:43:34.960 You're right, you're right. 04:43:34.960 --> 04:43:37.960 No, I'm telling you, if he's actually winning, it's going to be the worst day ever 04:43:37.960 --> 04:43:39.960 because I think he's one win away from bronze too. 04:43:39.960 --> 04:43:48.640 not even bullshitting he needs to lose drinksy like he actually needs him 04:43:53.640 --> 04:43:58.880 yep it's okay all right hopefully we'll lose this right hopefully we'll lose yep 04:43:58.880 --> 04:44:08.280 open up a stream yeah turn it off turn off turn well I'll pass it eventually in 04:44:08.280 --> 04:44:16.480 time well if you're to wake up one day and just oh my are they banned it again 04:44:16.480 --> 04:44:24.200 you got banned again Jesus in my camera keeps getting fucking EMPed 04:44:24.200 --> 04:44:31.600 why is he getting banned wait is it your camera's frozen on that screen now 04:44:31.600 --> 04:44:34.600 Bro, it looks like I'm must busting a knife. Look. 04:44:34.600 --> 04:44:39.600 Bro, is that the face you make when you're actually like climaxing? 04:44:39.600 --> 04:44:43.600 Uh, no. I think I've rolled my eyes, maybe. I should have. 04:44:43.600 --> 04:44:55.600 Alright, well, my camera's broken, so I have to do this, and then this, and then I have to do this, and then that, and then this, and then this, and then it should work. 04:44:55.600 --> 04:44:56.600 Barad. 04:45:01.600 --> 04:45:08.600 And it broke again. 04:45:08.600 --> 04:45:13.600 What the fuck? 04:45:13.600 --> 04:45:15.600 Wow 04:45:32.760 --> 04:45:36.980 God damn it man, please remake I want ye 04:45:36.980 --> 04:45:51.680 I need you to mutter under your breath five times in a row. I would sacrifice high vices life for a game right now 04:45:54.740 --> 04:45:56.500 Bro, I 04:45:56.500 --> 04:46:00.640 Bro, I wouldn't do that though. That's the problem. I wouldn't fucking do that 04:46:00.640 --> 04:46:08.400 Okay, James the imagine a genie came up to you right now, and he's like at the cost of high-vives and literally dying as we speak 04:46:08.400 --> 04:46:14.760 I will let you change your champion for more to master you this game. You're telling me you would say no. No, bro 04:46:14.760 --> 04:46:21.400 No, I see wouldn't say no. No, I'm saying I wouldn't kill high-vives. I'm not gonna kill high-vives, bro 04:46:21.800 --> 04:46:23.800 Okay, what about two mastery games? 04:46:25.040 --> 04:46:27.040 And now we're talking 04:46:27.040 --> 04:46:35.080 Okay, what about two Mastery games and Mooda loses his game and he goes on a team game lose streak and emotes the iron and rage quits his stream 04:46:37.600 --> 04:46:39.720 Do not answer yo listen bro 04:46:45.000 --> 04:46:49.520 Yeah, but you already argued up Warwick no, I know 04:46:57.040 --> 04:47:03.200 That's the worst feeling ever yeah, I know I know but all that matters is that I carry mood I don't really care 04:47:05.840 --> 04:47:10.120 Well, no because if you carry him bro, then it's like he's still winning you know what I mean I 04:47:10.920 --> 04:47:12.920 know 04:47:15.280 --> 04:47:19.680 Like that's the problem like imagine you carry him then he just gets a free win. Why would you ever want that? 04:47:19.680 --> 04:47:22.680 God, you're right, should I even play with him? 04:47:24.680 --> 04:47:29.680 I mean, it was cinema last time, but bro, at what cost does cinema come? 04:47:29.680 --> 04:47:30.680 Yeah. 04:47:30.680 --> 04:47:32.680 This fucker's gonna get silver tonight, bro, if I play with him. 04:47:32.680 --> 04:47:34.680 Because I literally carry every game I play. 04:47:34.680 --> 04:47:36.680 Every game I play carries. 04:47:36.680 --> 04:47:38.680 Okay, can I say what it's like, Jinxie? 04:47:38.680 --> 04:47:39.680 Yeah. 04:47:39.680 --> 04:47:43.680 It's like there's a guy that loves making his mom happy, right? 04:47:43.680 --> 04:47:47.680 So then at one point, he sits there and he hires like a male prostitute 04:47:47.680 --> 04:47:52.540 to have sex with his mom, but then the problem is that he was in the closet, and now he needs 04:47:52.540 --> 04:47:56.760 to watch while it's happening. That's what it's like when you duel with Muda. Do you know 04:47:56.760 --> 04:47:57.760 what I mean? 04:47:57.760 --> 04:47:58.760 Yes. 04:47:58.760 --> 04:48:03.520 But you get it, right? 04:48:03.520 --> 04:48:04.520 Yes. 04:48:04.520 --> 04:48:09.040 Okay, so now we're going to go for the top to bottom folk here. Are you ready? 04:48:09.040 --> 04:48:16.720 Alright, control W. Now smite. Remember, you want to instantly smite the Krog. Remember 04:48:16.720 --> 04:48:23.920 what I did in my clear yep instantly smites cuz then they walk yeah exactly okay 04:48:23.920 --> 04:48:27.800 so now you play for tops about folk here 04:48:29.280 --> 04:48:41.960 and then you look on the on the wrappers all the way to the ground so now 04:48:41.960 --> 04:48:45.480 where you're gonna do okay you're gonna look for the wrappers and then after 04:48:45.480 --> 04:48:51.920 Raptors you're going to find the rest of the ball outside clear. 04:48:51.920 --> 04:48:53.920 Now Jinxie, are you ready for me? 04:48:53.920 --> 04:48:54.920 What is that? 04:48:54.920 --> 04:48:55.920 Some more. 04:48:55.920 --> 04:48:56.920 Yeah, don't worry about it. 04:48:56.920 --> 04:48:57.920 They placed it early. 04:48:57.920 --> 04:49:01.320 Now Jinxie, do you want me to put you on some forbidden game? 04:49:01.320 --> 04:49:03.820 Yeah, sure. 04:49:03.820 --> 04:49:11.240 If your girlfriend ever gets a yeast infection, you need to say, call me Mr. Beast the way 04:49:11.240 --> 04:49:15.120 I'm about to Mr. Feast on that Mr. Yeast. 04:49:15.120 --> 04:49:18.560 I'm not going to do that! 04:49:18.560 --> 04:49:22.520 Okay, my bad. So now what you're going to do is you're going to play on the blue into 04:49:22.520 --> 04:49:26.720 the gromp. So you're going to look blue gromp and then afterwards we're going to look for 04:49:26.720 --> 04:49:33.720 the bot kill, okay? 04:49:33.840 --> 04:49:37.760 Okay, so now look gromp, gromp, gromp, gromp, gromp. Now I wanted to drone mid and drone bot 04:49:37.760 --> 04:49:41.360 because you want to see where the best play is going to be. So drone mid and bot. 04:49:41.360 --> 04:49:45.360 Okay, so looks like mid is probably better. 04:49:45.360 --> 04:49:49.360 Mid-gank? Why? I wouldn't gank back. 04:49:49.360 --> 04:49:53.360 No, no, I didn't see my eyes. Looks like bot is better. 04:49:53.360 --> 04:49:58.360 So now you're gonna look on the crab. I want to join mid again. Join mid again, because they just fought. 04:49:58.360 --> 04:50:02.360 Okay, why did you put a second point in your E? Okay, gank bot. 04:50:02.360 --> 04:50:07.360 So now W? W? There you go. And then look for it. 04:50:07.360 --> 04:50:12.520 So I want you to E and then hold Q. Nice! That was a good hold. Okay, you got the flash and I run away 04:50:15.920 --> 04:50:21.760 Okay, Q the Camel, Q the Camel, but only if she walks back in. Okay, now you're good. So now you're gonna run back off 04:50:21.760 --> 04:50:23.760 You can't go top cap 04:50:32.000 --> 04:50:34.000 Okay, now get it, good 04:50:34.000 --> 04:50:39.000 I don't think I should have ganked that, I felt like bad. 04:50:39.000 --> 04:50:43.340 Well the only reason I went bad is because she flashed away, so you got her Summoner which 04:50:43.340 --> 04:50:47.300 means that now, on the next gank, you're gonna be able to get the kill. 04:50:47.300 --> 04:50:48.300 Does that make sense? 04:50:48.300 --> 04:50:49.300 Got it. 04:50:49.300 --> 04:50:53.860 It's like you shoot a wall in Rainbow Six and you bait out their walls so now they 04:50:53.860 --> 04:50:55.660 don't have another one anymore. 04:50:55.660 --> 04:50:56.660 Got it. 04:50:56.660 --> 04:51:02.860 Okay, so now do this, I want to drone top for a second, oh that's a free kill. 04:51:02.860 --> 04:51:12.240 might this and kill top okay uh fighter fighter back up back up enemy 04:51:12.240 --> 04:51:18.800 catarina rotates you know what go for the go for the Krugs like if you go for 04:51:18.800 --> 04:51:23.840 this it could end out I'm just wanting you like if you want you can go in now 04:51:23.840 --> 04:51:27.480 because I'm in wait this are I like if not you can just go Krugs yeah yeah just 04:51:27.480 --> 04:51:29.960 go Krugs on 04:51:32.860 --> 04:51:36.860 Why do I like Warwick as he's so slow compared to you? He's so fast, man. 04:51:36.860 --> 04:51:37.860 Wait, what? 04:51:37.860 --> 04:51:40.860 He is so fast, he's so fast. 04:51:40.860 --> 04:51:46.860 No, Jinxie. Warwick is literally the fastest character in the game when he's running out of Bloodsend. 04:51:46.860 --> 04:51:49.860 Yeah, but I seem like in general he's faster. 04:51:52.860 --> 04:51:57.860 Oh! Do you mean because like when Warwick gets hit or sold by Key doesn't move fast at all? 04:51:57.860 --> 04:52:00.860 Yeah, I can't run away with him ever. He's so fucking slow. 04:52:00.860 --> 04:52:06.980 Yeah, that's it, that's the thing, it's like, keep really, like when he has ulti, nobody's 04:52:06.980 --> 04:52:07.980 stopping him ever. 04:52:07.980 --> 04:52:12.220 Just now, hit the big frog, hit the big frog. 04:52:12.220 --> 04:52:15.020 Okay, or the big rofter. 04:52:15.020 --> 04:52:20.860 So now you're gonna look for the wolves. 04:52:20.860 --> 04:52:24.460 So you're gonna go wolves, and then afterwards you're gonna play gromp, okay? 04:52:24.460 --> 04:52:26.860 Okay, I'm locked in. 04:52:26.860 --> 04:52:31.860 Okay, so now you're locked in, you're locked, cocked, and moded. Am I right? 04:52:31.860 --> 04:52:32.860 Yes. 04:52:32.860 --> 04:52:37.860 So, Jinx, I want you to take the ground, and then after you do I want you to bust all over the dragon. 04:52:37.860 --> 04:52:42.860 But they're already at dragon, I don't know if this is good. 04:52:42.860 --> 04:52:47.860 Yeah, but Jinx, you think about it this way. Is it donkey kind of like a werewolf? 04:52:47.860 --> 04:52:49.860 No, not at all, no. 04:52:49.860 --> 04:52:53.860 Okay, it is. So because of that, think about Shrek. 04:52:53.860 --> 04:52:57.540 Did being a donkey stop Shrek from banging that dragon? No. 04:52:57.540 --> 04:53:00.260 So now you need to fuck that dragon too. Does that make sense? 04:53:00.260 --> 04:53:00.760 Yo. 04:53:02.580 --> 04:53:03.940 Go for this. Okay. 04:53:03.940 --> 04:53:05.780 You're gonna focus the Catarina here. 04:53:05.780 --> 04:53:07.060 The Catarina. Catarina. 04:53:07.060 --> 04:53:09.220 Focus. E. Nice. Recast E. 04:53:09.220 --> 04:53:10.020 This is good. 04:53:10.020 --> 04:53:11.620 Now go for the dragon. 04:53:11.620 --> 04:53:13.380 Hit the dragon. Hit the dragon. Hit the dragon. 04:53:13.380 --> 04:53:14.980 Hit the dragon. Just hit it. 04:53:14.980 --> 04:53:16.180 Heal off it. This is good. 04:53:16.180 --> 04:53:17.780 Then you're gonna instantly recall. 04:53:17.780 --> 04:53:19.140 You're gonna recall and go to your radon. 04:53:23.860 --> 04:53:26.440 Let's fucking get out of here! 04:53:26.440 --> 04:53:27.440 Huge place! 04:53:27.440 --> 04:53:28.440 Huge! 04:53:28.440 --> 04:53:29.440 Huge! 04:53:29.440 --> 04:53:33.140 Yo, do you understand that you're literally one and no mo right now? 04:53:33.140 --> 04:53:34.140 Do you understand this? 04:53:34.140 --> 04:53:35.140 Yo! 04:53:35.140 --> 04:53:36.140 You have one kid gold! 04:53:36.140 --> 04:53:37.140 Get back in base! 04:53:37.140 --> 04:53:38.140 What the fuck? 04:53:38.140 --> 04:53:39.140 Jeansy! 04:53:39.140 --> 04:53:40.140 What the fuck? 04:53:40.140 --> 04:53:41.140 Sorry. 04:53:41.140 --> 04:53:42.140 Sorry, sir. 04:53:42.140 --> 04:53:43.140 I unplugged my headset. 04:53:43.140 --> 04:53:44.140 Sorry, sir. 04:53:44.140 --> 04:53:47.140 Okay, I have a genuine question for you. 04:53:47.140 --> 04:53:52.140 Yeah, what's up, man? 04:53:52.140 --> 04:53:56.260 Does it ever make you not want to play games because people just think that whenever you 04:53:56.260 --> 04:53:59.300 play a game you're going to save it so that when you like get bored of it and get off 04:53:59.300 --> 04:54:01.300 they like get mad at you for that? 04:54:01.300 --> 04:54:03.300 No, not really. 04:54:03.300 --> 04:54:04.300 No, okay. 04:54:04.300 --> 04:54:07.300 I just kind of play whatever I'm feeling. 04:54:07.300 --> 04:54:11.780 Yeah, because I know the other thing about you is every time you play any game people 04:54:11.780 --> 04:54:13.900 are like, oh Jinx is going to save the game. 04:54:13.900 --> 04:54:15.900 Someone you're like bored of it and you're like, yeah fuck this shit. 04:54:15.900 --> 04:54:18.900 It's like you're like, oh, fucking GG then. 04:54:18.900 --> 04:54:23.860 not a really mind I just kind of play whatever yeah I play whatever I'm into 04:54:23.860 --> 04:54:31.980 bro respect okay yep that's what it's about bro and all this we're gonna do I 04:54:31.980 --> 04:54:37.660 like with the league I mean it's the most addicted I've been doing yeah you 04:54:37.660 --> 04:54:47.940 said in literally 11 years yes in siege so yeah and that's why now listen 04:54:47.940 --> 04:54:51.900 After every day for a year but I'm telling you you're literally going to see that master promotion 04:54:53.940 --> 04:54:55.940 Okay 04:54:55.980 --> 04:54:59.780 Yeah, leave the grubs you don't give a fuck about them fuck the grubs shitty fucking grubs 04:55:00.700 --> 04:55:03.340 So now we're gonna do is you're gonna play on the bot side, okay? 04:55:07.460 --> 04:55:10.780 Yes, and then after you play on the bot side 04:55:10.780 --> 04:55:14.060 I want you to go and you're gonna see if you can go for a bot gank. All right 04:55:14.060 --> 04:55:19.060 Okay, Jynxie, real question. 04:55:19.060 --> 04:55:20.060 Yeah, what's up? 04:55:20.060 --> 04:55:23.060 Muda-san or Bonnie Blue Daughter? 04:55:23.060 --> 04:55:26.060 Muda-san. 04:55:26.060 --> 04:55:28.060 Really? 04:55:28.060 --> 04:55:30.060 Yeah. 04:55:30.060 --> 04:55:32.060 Yeah, Loki. 04:55:32.060 --> 04:55:34.060 Okay, so now, how about we're bot? 04:55:34.060 --> 04:55:36.060 Well, Muda's not that bad, though. 04:55:36.060 --> 04:55:40.060 Muda's not that bad. 04:55:40.060 --> 04:55:43.060 Okay, go bot now. 04:55:43.060 --> 04:55:52.080 be able to get a free kill here okay I wanted to ult on top of the bloodsund 04:55:52.080 --> 04:56:00.100 oh no one okay just go for the bomb hold Q hold Q nice hold Q hold Q okay 04:56:00.100 --> 04:56:04.100 Jinxie don't forget after you are you can hold Q you wouldn't have had to 04:56:04.100 --> 04:56:06.100 posh sir 04:56:08.820 --> 04:56:11.620 Yeah, so now after this we're gonna do I 04:56:12.540 --> 04:56:14.140 Want you to buy it? 04:56:14.140 --> 04:56:18.060 Blading King and then afterwards you're gonna look for the top gank 04:56:19.180 --> 04:56:21.180 Okay 04:56:22.220 --> 04:56:25.860 No, Jinxie, what if I told you that you live one went off bronze here now 04:56:28.380 --> 04:56:30.380 Yes 04:56:30.380 --> 04:56:32.380 I know 04:56:32.380 --> 04:56:36.380 Okay girl gang gang gang bro fuck the Kroggs look at that shit 04:56:39.380 --> 04:56:40.380 Yeah exactly 04:56:40.380 --> 04:56:43.380 So now don't smite this because if you smite it 04:56:43.380 --> 04:56:44.380 I'll show you you can 04:56:44.380 --> 04:56:46.380 Smite it and then I'm gonna hold Q 04:56:48.380 --> 04:56:49.380 Nice! Now run away run away 04:56:49.380 --> 04:56:51.380 No! What the fuck! 04:56:51.380 --> 04:56:52.380 What the 04:56:52.380 --> 04:56:54.380 I thought it was a minion 04:56:54.380 --> 04:56:56.380 What did I hit? That wasn't a minion 04:56:56.380 --> 04:56:58.380 Bro you auto deter it 04:56:58.380 --> 04:57:00.380 No, no, there was something on the floor I hit. 04:57:01.580 --> 04:57:02.780 No, no, like you want? 04:57:03.380 --> 04:57:04.680 Okay, it's fine, it's fine, it's a matter. 04:57:04.680 --> 04:57:07.080 No, I was trying to hit this little thing on the floor and I hit the turret. 04:57:07.080 --> 04:57:08.580 What was that? What was on the floor? 04:57:08.980 --> 04:57:12.380 So, the thing is that when Alawi plays against Teemo, 04:57:12.380 --> 04:57:15.780 she has a weird, uh, small person fetish. 04:57:15.780 --> 04:57:19.380 So as a result, she spawns these tentacles that go up his ass 04:57:19.380 --> 04:57:21.380 and literally just ruin his insides. 04:57:22.880 --> 04:57:24.480 Okay, so now I wanted to look for the Cugs. 04:57:24.480 --> 04:57:26.180 Go Cugs, talk to Bugs, okay. 04:57:28.380 --> 04:57:37.100 if you could become doctor octopus at will would you do it 04:57:37.100 --> 04:57:40.460 bro who the fuck is that bro I don't know who that is 04:57:40.460 --> 04:57:44.740 have you never watched SpongeBob 04:57:44.740 --> 04:57:50.220 yeah but I don't know that name it's a SpongeBob villain 04:57:50.220 --> 04:57:54.100 okay so now what I want you to do is 04:57:54.100 --> 04:57:58.220 I want you to look on the Raptors to Gromp and then I first look on the 04:57:58.220 --> 04:58:00.220 on the ground 04:58:03.900 --> 04:58:06.060 bro i just i feel like i'm carrying every match 04:58:07.500 --> 04:58:11.660 dude you literally do i'm telling you the only thing holding you back is time 04:58:11.660 --> 04:58:15.660 you're literally like an omnipotent god of league of legends you understand this 04:58:16.940 --> 04:58:22.060 for real that i like i'm not even kidding like jinxi in the future they're gonna write 04:58:22.060 --> 04:58:25.660 scriptures after you you're gonna be like what jesus was to christianity 04:58:25.660 --> 04:58:29.660 Yo, man, hey, hey! 04:58:29.660 --> 04:58:30.660 Bro, come on! 04:58:30.660 --> 04:58:31.660 It's a comparison! 04:58:35.660 --> 04:58:37.660 Okay, so now look for the, look for the... 04:58:37.660 --> 04:58:39.660 You're like blast for me, bro. 04:58:39.660 --> 04:58:41.660 How? It's an analogy. 04:58:41.660 --> 04:58:42.660 Yeah, it's bad! 04:58:43.660 --> 04:58:44.660 Why? 04:58:47.660 --> 04:58:49.660 Bro, y'all set up, y'all set up. 04:58:49.660 --> 04:58:50.660 Whoa! 04:58:50.660 --> 04:58:52.660 Okay, back up, I go. 04:58:52.660 --> 04:58:54.660 Okay, so now, uh, fighter, fighter, 04:58:54.660 --> 04:59:01.460 go in go in fuck her bro fuck on the ass now go in go in go in i'm gonna fuck go in 04:59:01.460 --> 04:59:04.580 go in your team is here fight just fucking fight this shit 04:59:08.180 --> 04:59:09.380 okay fight the dragon i'll go 04:59:13.540 --> 04:59:18.100 okay so now you get this dragon for free and then afterwards you're gonna look for a fight after 04:59:24.660 --> 04:59:31.660 Okay, we're in pain. 04:59:31.660 --> 04:59:44.220 Jinxie, Jinxie, why did the Wii character have to go to church jail? 04:59:44.220 --> 04:59:48.260 Why? 04:59:48.260 --> 04:59:56.420 he blah he did he did a wait he he blasted inside a fit me 04:59:56.420 --> 05:00:02.420 wait say the joke again I didn't get it why did the Wii character go to church 05:00:02.420 --> 05:00:15.260 jail why cuz he blasted inside a fit me what the fuck is a fit me dude do you 05:00:15.260 --> 05:00:17.940 You know what a me is from a we. 05:00:17.940 --> 05:00:19.940 Oh, yeah. 05:00:19.940 --> 05:00:20.940 Yeah. 05:00:20.940 --> 05:00:27.740 Okay, so now what you're going to do is after this, I want you to recall, and then you're 05:00:27.740 --> 05:00:32.620 going to buy your Blader and King, okay? 05:00:32.620 --> 05:00:38.260 Okay, so now buy the board. 05:00:38.260 --> 05:00:39.260 No it is. 05:00:39.260 --> 05:00:46.260 after this you're gonna buy it the merchants 05:00:51.620 --> 05:00:55.140 no they're the one gaping them 05:00:55.140 --> 05:00:59.180 but team all looks weak because he's so small but he's actually strong 05:00:59.180 --> 05:01:00.260 yes 05:01:00.260 --> 05:01:03.440 team all slurred like you know what how there's always the argument of 05:01:03.440 --> 05:01:06.660 grower versus shower 05:01:06.660 --> 05:01:12.020 Teemo's like a grower, you know it's like you think it's like all cute and tiny but then it gets all riled up 05:01:12.020 --> 05:01:16.660 And then you're like holy fuck. What is that big human? You know I mean? Yeah, you're actually kind of right 05:01:17.060 --> 05:01:19.860 It's you're like man dingo pulls up to the function 05:01:20.580 --> 05:01:25.180 Yeah, you know it looks little so it looks like it's easy to fight and then he just like throws funny things at you 05:01:27.780 --> 05:01:30.940 Dude, do you think midgets have huge or small cocks? 05:01:30.940 --> 05:01:35.180 Yo bro, I'm not getting into this bro. I don't know or care 05:01:35.180 --> 05:01:37.180 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 05:01:37.180 --> 05:01:39.180 I don't know, bruh. 05:01:39.180 --> 05:01:45.180 Okay, so like this we're gonna do now play on the Herald, and then after the Herald we're gonna recall, okay? 05:01:45.180 --> 05:01:46.180 Okay. 05:01:46.180 --> 05:01:49.180 This guy sounds like crap, I'm into the game. 05:01:49.180 --> 05:01:52.180 Yeah, just got the cap first, so then after it's gonna look for this. 05:01:52.180 --> 05:01:55.180 Yo, yo, yo, yo. 05:01:57.180 --> 05:01:59.180 He's solid. 05:02:01.180 --> 05:02:03.180 Okay, so now we just start hitting this. 05:02:03.180 --> 05:02:05.180 We know 05:02:05.580 --> 05:02:09.380 Yeah, they do know so so you just go back off now. I don't know not not back off 05:02:09.380 --> 05:02:12.420 It's just like finish it just finish up as long as you hit the eye you're gonna be good 05:02:18.820 --> 05:02:25.140 Okay, so then after this pick up the eye now go top go top. I actually know like this. This is good 05:02:26.980 --> 05:02:31.140 Ginten go top go for the allow you so many map if you go for the allow you get a free kill on the allow 05:02:33.180 --> 05:02:34.380 Ben, this is fine. 05:02:34.380 --> 05:02:36.180 Fall the butt, son. Fall the butt, son. 05:02:36.180 --> 05:02:37.480 Fall the butt, son. Fall the butt, son. 05:02:37.480 --> 05:02:39.480 Fall the butt, son. Yep, fall the butt, son. 05:02:39.480 --> 05:02:42.180 Chase it. Chase it. Chase it. Chase it. 05:02:42.180 --> 05:02:44.180 Go for it. Go for it. This is yours. 05:02:44.180 --> 05:02:45.180 This is all you. 05:02:45.180 --> 05:02:48.180 There you go! You're fucking predator, JC! 05:02:48.180 --> 05:02:50.680 Yeah! You're fucking predator! 05:02:50.680 --> 05:02:52.180 You like that, don't you? 05:02:52.180 --> 05:02:53.180 Whoa! No, no, no! 05:02:53.180 --> 05:02:54.180 Okay, yo. 05:02:54.180 --> 05:02:55.180 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 05:02:55.180 --> 05:02:57.180 No! Hey! 05:02:57.180 --> 05:02:59.180 I am not a predator! Oh my God! 05:02:59.180 --> 05:03:01.180 I give a like- 05:03:01.180 --> 05:03:02.180 What the fuck?! 05:03:02.180 --> 05:03:04.180 No, no, no. Like, dude, I just... 05:03:04.180 --> 05:03:06.180 You can't do that shit in the call! 05:03:06.180 --> 05:03:08.180 Jynxie, you're a League of Legends... 05:03:08.180 --> 05:03:10.180 Oh, I like sponsors! 05:03:10.180 --> 05:03:13.180 Jynxie, a League of Legends predator. 05:03:13.180 --> 05:03:16.180 Yeah, you say that now, not in a moment, bro. 05:03:16.180 --> 05:03:17.180 I hear a lot of them. 05:03:17.180 --> 05:03:21.180 You said, I made predator twice, and then you said, you like that shit. 05:03:21.180 --> 05:03:23.180 You sick fuck. 05:03:23.180 --> 05:03:26.180 Dude, dude, dude, listen. 05:03:26.180 --> 05:03:30.180 Everyone that knows what I mean knows what I meant. 05:03:30.180 --> 05:03:33.020 No, no, no, no, I'm gonna be dead. 05:03:33.020 --> 05:03:33.980 That was bad, bro. 05:03:33.980 --> 05:03:36.060 That was your worst moment. 05:03:36.060 --> 05:03:37.940 My bad, my bad. 05:03:37.940 --> 05:03:39.380 Now what are you going to do? 05:03:39.380 --> 05:03:42.020 Play for the Raptors, and then after that clear your boss 05:03:42.020 --> 05:03:44.340 out and then look on the dragon. 05:03:44.340 --> 05:03:45.340 I might look mad, bro. 05:03:45.340 --> 05:03:46.140 What do you think? 05:03:46.140 --> 05:03:48.220 Might be something different? 05:03:48.220 --> 05:03:49.220 No, no, you're good. 05:03:49.220 --> 05:03:49.940 This is good, kids. 05:03:49.940 --> 05:03:51.220 He's off. 05:03:51.220 --> 05:03:53.140 The Katerina, Katerina, Katerina, Katerina. 05:03:53.140 --> 05:03:54.220 Nice! 05:03:54.220 --> 05:03:55.060 No! 05:03:55.060 --> 05:03:56.380 Are you a Jynxer? 05:03:56.380 --> 05:03:57.180 Wait, no. 05:03:57.180 --> 05:03:58.540 Yeah! 05:03:58.540 --> 05:04:01.100 Are you jinx or are you the best work in the fucking world? 05:04:01.100 --> 05:04:03.100 Best work bro! Both both! 05:04:03.940 --> 05:04:06.940 That's the answer I was fucking looking for was a trick question. 05:04:09.940 --> 05:04:11.940 The Jibler takes what the Jibler wants. 05:04:13.940 --> 05:04:17.540 Yes, that's what I'm telling you. The only thing holding you back is time. 05:04:17.540 --> 05:04:21.140 You're literally like Goku in a hyperbolic Super Saiyan chamber. 05:04:21.140 --> 05:04:23.140 the beast cross check 05:04:23.620 --> 05:04:26.920 Well, I set my referral so they're gonna be distracted and then I can get my dragon 05:04:26.920 --> 05:04:32.860 Yes, okay, but here in the future you send it to a side lane because it most of the time people group med 05:04:32.860 --> 05:04:38.740 But they don't group in like bottom or top way. So if you send in the southern and side you are good coaching. Thank you 05:04:38.740 --> 05:04:40.740 Yep. I got you 05:04:44.580 --> 05:04:46.580 Okay 05:04:51.140 --> 05:04:52.740 So now this we're going to do, okay? 05:04:52.740 --> 05:04:54.740 I want you to play on the... 05:04:54.740 --> 05:04:55.740 Yep, you can. 05:04:55.740 --> 05:04:57.740 Go for the ult on her. 05:04:57.740 --> 05:04:59.240 Okay, hold Q, hold Q. 05:05:00.540 --> 05:05:01.440 Nice. 05:05:01.440 --> 05:05:03.340 Now, I want you to go from your... 05:05:03.340 --> 05:05:04.440 Go from the top cap. 05:05:04.440 --> 05:05:05.540 Go top cap. 05:05:08.640 --> 05:05:10.640 Oh, I'm so fed. 05:05:10.640 --> 05:05:13.040 Dude, it's literally every game now. 05:05:13.040 --> 05:05:15.340 I want you to ult chat right now. 05:05:15.340 --> 05:05:17.940 See? This isn't even hard for me. 05:05:17.940 --> 05:05:19.740 You are all pathetic. 05:05:21.140 --> 05:05:32.580 No, did you just been confident? 05:05:32.580 --> 05:05:34.300 That's an alpha male. 05:05:34.300 --> 05:05:39.340 Okay, Jinxie, do you want to actually know the truth about society? 05:05:39.340 --> 05:05:42.260 No, no, you can't go. 05:05:42.260 --> 05:05:45.980 Jinxie, do you want to know the truth about society? 05:05:45.980 --> 05:05:51.700 do you want to know the difference between confidence and arrogance is exactly 05:05:51.700 --> 05:05:55.300 it's how you're perceived so right now you're five and once you can type whatever 05:05:55.300 --> 05:05:59.100 the fuck you want because you're confident but if you're 015 typing this 05:05:59.100 --> 05:06:07.220 you'd be arrogant does that make sense exactly 05:06:07.220 --> 05:06:14.220 I just feel like I can't even have a bad game anymore, everything is so easy for me. 05:06:14.220 --> 05:06:21.220 Dude you are literally like Thanos with all the one rings, does that make sense? 05:06:21.220 --> 05:06:26.220 Yo, let's go Thanos, snap the back to the ether. 05:06:26.220 --> 05:06:29.220 Oh my god it's so easy. 05:06:29.220 --> 05:06:36.220 Like dude, when the jiddy smells the blood, nobody is stopping him, he's taking it. 05:06:36.220 --> 05:06:38.220 I can help you Timo 05:06:38.220 --> 05:06:40.220 Go solo baron, go solo baron right now 05:06:48.220 --> 05:06:50.220 Bronz so good at league now 05:06:51.220 --> 05:06:54.220 I love you bro for real, like I'm actually so good at this game now 05:06:55.220 --> 05:06:57.220 Listen, Jinxie, Jinxie 05:06:57.220 --> 05:06:59.220 I'm gonna love you a lot more 05:06:59.220 --> 05:07:01.220 Once you get fucking Bronz through after this game 05:07:01.220 --> 05:07:02.220 Think about it 05:07:02.220 --> 05:07:03.220 Yes, bro, this is my Bronz 05:07:03.220 --> 05:07:10.100 yep what if I told you there's gonna come a time one day where you're outrun 05:07:10.100 --> 05:07:24.180 where you're outranking your brother you will one day one day jaycee 05:07:24.180 --> 05:07:37.260 it's if you look on this year okay it's not just back off back off now I'm just 05:07:37.260 --> 05:07:45.860 reset just reset I'm gonna find the other hours that okay yep you got it now the 05:07:45.860 --> 05:07:50.020 only problem is that that is a champion that is so you built one before so she 05:08:20.020 --> 05:08:22.620 and bells the deep web for hired killers 05:08:25.140 --> 05:08:29.420 I don't mind in game, okay, so we're gonna do now is you're gonna look for 05:08:33.820 --> 05:08:37.940 Okay, so like type of the mid wave and then afterwards you can probably just like in the game 05:08:43.140 --> 05:08:45.740 Bro, I just feel like I could float through silver too, man 05:08:45.740 --> 05:08:52.420 They genuinely canning, I'm telling you, it's free as fuck. 05:08:52.420 --> 05:08:58.740 Hey, back up, back up, you were telling me you were telling me to resummage, okay? 05:08:58.740 --> 05:09:05.540 Now, what I want you to do is go on topside here. 05:09:05.540 --> 05:09:33.600 Okay, so why didn't you do that play? 05:09:33.600 --> 05:09:37.500 I wasn't a play I didn't know there was a third there I forgot 05:09:38.280 --> 05:09:42.680 Okay, Jinxie. What do you call it when the high-vives is dishonest? 05:09:47.080 --> 05:09:51.940 Tell her the only person that's 4v1 05:09:56.960 --> 05:09:59.680 Is your mother against the stacking bills 05:09:59.680 --> 05:10:07.040 No, because then you would have said while you sit at home all day and play league and let her suffer 05:10:11.680 --> 05:10:18.720 Jinxie you need to sit there and start flaming everybody like you need to go scorched earth on every single person in your game 05:10:23.760 --> 05:10:28.960 Okay, hey listen, we'll check back in after five-year mausery. Okay, I'll do it on her 05:10:29.680 --> 05:10:43.840 Okay, so now what I want to do is look on the uh, yeah, look for this. 05:10:43.840 --> 05:10:46.120 Nice, hold Q on her. 05:10:46.120 --> 05:10:47.600 No, you need to hold Q. 05:10:47.600 --> 05:10:49.160 Okay, now run away, run away. 05:10:49.160 --> 05:10:50.160 It's fucked. 05:10:50.160 --> 05:10:51.160 Maybe Q? 05:10:51.160 --> 05:10:52.160 Out of the Camille? 05:10:52.160 --> 05:10:53.160 Ahhhh! 05:10:53.160 --> 05:10:54.160 Where's my team? 05:10:54.160 --> 05:10:56.160 you out of the mill 05:10:56.160 --> 05:10:57.160 ahhhhhh 05:10:57.160 --> 05:10:59.160 where's my diiiibb 05:11:03.160 --> 05:11:05.160 well we gotta look drag here we're gonna lose 05:11:05.160 --> 05:11:09.160 okay so Jhinxie the problem right now is you're getting too confident right 05:11:09.160 --> 05:11:11.160 so because you're getting too confident 05:11:11.160 --> 05:11:13.160 I intentionally let you 05:11:13.160 --> 05:11:16.160 like go on coachless for a little bit just to see what you would do 05:11:16.160 --> 05:11:19.160 and what am I noticing what have you been doing for the last few minutes 05:11:19.160 --> 05:11:23.160 bro no I just because I actually went into a tower and then that time I led with my heart 05:11:23.160 --> 05:11:25.960 I would live with my e-hold to eat that honor with the children. 05:11:25.960 --> 05:11:27.960 I'm close, I got it, I want to see it. 05:11:27.960 --> 05:11:28.960 You got it? 05:11:28.960 --> 05:11:29.460 Yes. 05:11:29.460 --> 05:11:31.960 Alright, so if I let you play for the rest of the game, can you get to the kills? 05:11:31.960 --> 05:11:33.960 Yeah, I need to play for the rest of the game. 05:11:33.960 --> 05:11:34.960 Alright, go. 05:11:36.960 --> 05:11:37.960 Please, just let me go, I got it. 05:11:37.960 --> 05:11:38.960 Go on. 05:11:38.960 --> 05:11:39.960 I won't let you not go. 05:11:39.960 --> 05:11:40.960 I'm gonna play for the rest of the game. 05:11:41.960 --> 05:11:42.460 Okay. 05:11:53.160 --> 05:11:59.160 your team has destroyed an inhibitor 05:12:09.160 --> 05:12:14.360 okay so jeng-c right now you're telling them always you suck you know you 05:12:14.360 --> 05:12:17.360 could have started in study 05:12:23.160 --> 05:12:33.240 oh my god oh my god oh my god wait you can see I'm not kidding if you see them you can 05:12:33.240 --> 05:12:37.660 get a pent up if you see the you get a pent up if you kill the alawi you get a pen to 05:12:37.660 --> 05:12:40.120 kill here you literally get a pen to kill if you kill the alawi 05:12:40.120 --> 05:12:45.120 W, W, NOOOOO! 05:12:45.120 --> 05:12:49.120 That was almost two pence us in one day! 05:12:49.120 --> 05:12:56.120 Bro, I just feel like the bronze and iron is way too easy for me. 05:12:56.120 --> 05:12:58.120 Dude, I'm telling you! 05:12:58.120 --> 05:13:00.120 I didn't even need a coach at the end, bro. 05:13:00.120 --> 05:13:01.120 Did you see that? 05:13:01.120 --> 05:13:02.120 You didn't. 05:13:02.120 --> 05:13:05.120 Like, I was gonna spend my time coaching you in the art of flaming. 05:13:05.120 --> 05:13:12.120 flaming 05:13:12.120 --> 05:13:14.120 so jing see 05:13:14.120 --> 05:13:19.120 uh... 05:13:19.120 --> 05:13:21.120 uh... 05:13:21.120 --> 05:13:23.120 but we're going to get over this 05:13:23.120 --> 05:13:26.120 well 05:13:26.120 --> 05:13:28.120 you're actually doing it 05:13:28.120 --> 05:13:30.120 quick press a continue to play again 05:13:30.120 --> 05:13:33.120 and let's see if moody's losing his game 05:13:33.120 --> 05:13:38.960 We're supposed to play together remember though. He's three minutes. Oh wait. He's in practice. So why the fuck is he in practice? So 05:13:39.600 --> 05:13:41.600 Cuz we said we're gonna play together 05:13:42.720 --> 05:13:46.360 Okay, you're moving it like that circular Jinxie. I have an evil idea 05:13:48.360 --> 05:13:53.040 What if you what if you don't tell him that you're out of game and then you just sign the queue up for another 05:13:53.200 --> 05:13:56.400 That way he'll waste the time waiting for you so you can catch up 05:14:03.120 --> 05:14:05.120 I just want to call you. 05:14:14.640 --> 05:14:16.640 Alright, Jengzee, are you ready? 05:14:16.640 --> 05:14:18.640 I'm too good at this game, bro. 05:14:18.640 --> 05:14:20.640 Bro, I don't know. I do good every night. 05:14:20.640 --> 05:14:22.640 I appreciate your being so sweet. 05:14:22.640 --> 05:14:24.640 The first thing you say when they join the call is, 05:14:24.640 --> 05:14:26.640 Muda, you're a bitch and you play for the carry. 05:14:26.640 --> 05:14:28.640 Lock in Yumi. 05:14:28.640 --> 05:14:30.640 Okay, I got it. 05:14:30.640 --> 05:14:32.640 Okay. 05:14:33.120 --> 05:14:43.360 bro would have been enjoying what what yo al bro al muda al hums bro 05:14:43.360 --> 05:14:46.800 who love event live let's i'm gonna harass love event real quick 05:14:46.800 --> 05:14:54.520 wait you're not screened i want to watch i'm sharing can you see 05:14:54.520 --> 05:15:03.960 Tell him to check the toddler's section on steam, maybe then he'll find games that are 05:15:03.960 --> 05:15:06.120 more in his speed. 05:15:24.520 --> 05:15:26.520 read that 05:15:35.020 --> 05:15:37.020 Just keep spamming it 05:15:37.060 --> 05:15:42.060 Okay, just out of D out of D at the end of every message to avoid getting banned for spamming 05:15:42.660 --> 05:15:44.660 Okay, now go again 05:15:44.660 --> 05:15:46.660 Oh, I got to stop. 05:15:46.660 --> 05:15:47.660 What? 05:15:47.660 --> 05:15:48.660 Shat! 05:15:48.660 --> 05:15:50.660 What is up, baby? 05:15:50.660 --> 05:15:52.660 Breathe out! 05:15:52.660 --> 05:15:54.660 Yo, is that good, Jitty? 05:15:54.660 --> 05:15:57.660 One second, I'm harassing Ludwig. 05:15:57.660 --> 05:15:59.660 Hello, hello, hello, hello. 05:15:59.660 --> 05:16:00.660 Hope you're having a wonderful day. 05:16:00.660 --> 05:16:01.660 Yo, what up, hello. 05:16:01.660 --> 05:16:02.660 Welcome back. 05:16:02.660 --> 05:16:03.660 Welcome back. 05:16:03.660 --> 05:16:04.660 Yo, how's this one? 05:16:04.660 --> 05:16:05.660 Take one side. 05:16:05.660 --> 05:16:06.660 Appreciate you all taking a minute. 05:16:06.660 --> 05:16:08.660 I'm harassing Ludwig. 05:16:08.660 --> 05:16:13.660 Chad, I could just call him. 05:16:13.660 --> 05:16:18.540 Wait, just calm right now and then just help Matt. 05:16:18.540 --> 05:16:20.780 The STS2 overlay is too long. 05:16:20.780 --> 05:16:22.580 Oh, good calms, good calms. 05:16:22.580 --> 05:16:23.580 Appreciate the calms. 05:16:23.580 --> 05:16:24.580 Chad, what's up today? 05:16:24.580 --> 05:16:25.580 Welcome back, y'all. 05:16:25.580 --> 05:16:30.140 Yeah, just help him check the toddler section on Steam, you might find a game that's more 05:16:30.140 --> 05:16:31.140 your speed. 05:16:31.140 --> 05:16:32.140 Check it out. 05:16:32.140 --> 05:16:33.140 Yeah. 05:16:33.140 --> 05:16:34.140 Check it out. 05:16:34.140 --> 05:16:35.140 Yeah. 05:16:35.140 --> 05:16:36.140 Yeah. 05:16:36.140 --> 05:16:41.140 And then tell him no one cares about his Walmart pants. 05:16:41.140 --> 05:16:57.100 What's up, bro? 05:16:57.100 --> 05:17:00.720 Dude, congrats on the pent-up. 05:17:00.720 --> 05:17:01.780 I saw it. 05:17:01.780 --> 05:17:02.780 Yeah. 05:17:02.780 --> 05:17:04.280 I just got a quadra five minutes ago. 05:17:04.280 --> 05:17:07.500 Yo, you know what I was telling for you, right? 05:17:07.500 --> 05:17:10.380 The shit might be a little bit of a joke to you. 05:17:10.380 --> 05:17:13.700 I want war, I want fucking war, not a bad thing. 05:17:15.060 --> 05:17:17.140 What's your rank right now? 05:17:17.140 --> 05:17:19.860 That's not important, listen bro. 05:17:19.860 --> 05:17:21.140 What's your peak rank? 05:17:21.140 --> 05:17:24.460 Fucking flat, fucking four, bottom of the barrel platinum? 05:17:25.540 --> 05:17:27.780 You are being warred like a puppet. 05:17:27.780 --> 05:17:30.500 Dante's hand is so far up your ass 05:17:30.500 --> 05:17:33.180 that I think it's moving to speak for you. 05:17:34.220 --> 05:17:36.580 No, Dante's would definitely never tell me when to speak. 05:17:36.580 --> 05:17:38.500 You see, Tom, the steam thing now fast. 05:17:38.500 --> 05:17:42.660 Okay, now listen, I have an idea for today's segment for your stream. 05:17:42.660 --> 05:17:50.460 You should look on the toddler section on Steam so you can find games you could actually 05:17:50.460 --> 05:17:51.460 play well. 05:17:51.460 --> 05:17:52.460 Okay. 05:17:52.460 --> 05:17:54.460 Is it Dante speaking of these lines? 05:17:54.460 --> 05:17:55.460 No. 05:17:55.460 --> 05:17:56.460 Oh, I thought of that myself. 05:17:56.460 --> 05:18:04.460 I genuinely don't, and I mean this with no disrespect, outside of Clash and Rainbow 05:18:04.460 --> 05:18:07.460 Six, there's not a game on Earth you're better than me. 05:18:07.460 --> 05:18:15.400 I'm going to play me a chest. 05:18:15.400 --> 05:18:18.900 I'm going to play me a chest right now. 05:18:18.900 --> 05:18:19.900 VR chat. 05:18:19.900 --> 05:18:20.900 Don't worry about it. 05:18:20.900 --> 05:18:21.900 Do you want to play me a chest? 05:18:21.900 --> 05:18:22.900 What's your elo? 05:18:22.900 --> 05:18:23.900 What's your elo? 05:18:23.900 --> 05:18:24.900 I'm 1,300. 05:18:24.900 --> 05:18:25.900 All right. 05:18:25.900 --> 05:18:26.900 I lagged out. 05:18:26.900 --> 05:18:27.900 I'm out. 05:18:27.900 --> 05:18:28.900 Yo, Lino, what's up? 05:18:28.900 --> 05:18:29.900 What's up? 05:18:29.900 --> 05:18:30.900 What's up? 05:18:30.900 --> 05:18:31.900 What's up? 05:18:31.900 --> 05:18:32.900 What's your elo? 05:18:32.900 --> 05:18:33.900 What's your elo, Jixi? 05:18:33.900 --> 05:18:34.900 And then chess. 05:18:34.900 --> 05:18:37.580 What's your elo, what's your elo, Jinxian and Jess? 05:18:37.580 --> 05:18:40.020 Uh, 500. No, well, no, 490. 05:18:40.020 --> 05:18:42.180 Alright, alright. 05:18:42.180 --> 05:18:45.020 Alright, listen, Hums. 05:18:45.020 --> 05:18:49.100 Yo, boooo, what's up with that duck, you shut your fucking mouth. 05:18:49.100 --> 05:18:54.540 Before we go into this fucking game, if I see Jinxian in my fucking lane, 05:18:54.540 --> 05:18:59.300 taking my minions, I think I'm whipping my cock out on Cam and getting us all banned. 05:18:59.300 --> 05:19:01.500 So, me and duck is actually going to talk about this? 05:19:01.500 --> 05:19:03.100 Yeah, go on to the state on the floor. 05:19:03.100 --> 05:19:07.380 Yeah, so, Muda, there's something that you're gonna have to understand right now. 05:19:07.380 --> 05:19:10.940 I get that when you're playing solo, you think you're the big dog, you're locking in yo and 05:19:10.940 --> 05:19:13.140 you're getting your win streaks, that's what I'm saying about it. 05:19:13.140 --> 05:19:14.620 I think nine wins in a row right now. 05:19:14.620 --> 05:19:15.620 Okay, cool, cool, cool. 05:19:15.620 --> 05:19:17.660 But the guys can pick a nut and just suck it all in. 05:19:17.660 --> 05:19:19.700 Yeah, so this is what we're gonna do now, okay? 05:19:19.700 --> 05:19:20.700 Now for the 10th win. 05:19:20.700 --> 05:19:21.700 I'm always smurfing it right now. 05:19:21.700 --> 05:19:22.700 I'm not gonna lie. 05:19:22.700 --> 05:19:23.700 Hums! 05:19:23.700 --> 05:19:24.700 Listen, listen, listen. 05:19:24.700 --> 05:19:25.700 He's smurfing it. 05:19:25.700 --> 05:19:26.700 Hums. 05:19:26.700 --> 05:19:27.700 Unbolahi. 05:19:27.700 --> 05:19:30.700 Muda's gonna lock in Yumi this game and he's gonna be Jinx's little bitch. 05:19:30.700 --> 05:19:31.700 No, he's not. 05:19:31.700 --> 05:19:32.700 No, he's not. 05:19:32.700 --> 05:19:34.700 Yes, he is 05:19:35.620 --> 05:19:37.140 And then Muda 05:19:37.140 --> 05:19:42.780 Muda, what you're gonna do is every time you shield or heal you're gonna give Jinx a little moan to show him 05:19:42.780 --> 05:19:44.780 How much you like being a support, you know 05:19:46.220 --> 05:19:51.700 Why don't me and Jinx he launched an only friend by the suck his dick thing nuts on my fucking rethor 05:19:51.780 --> 05:19:53.780 Yo, you know Muda Muda 05:19:54.100 --> 05:20:00.620 It's very telling that in the only fans you wouldn't be the one sucking his dick cuz you know that he's better than you 05:20:00.620 --> 05:20:02.620 I don't know that 05:20:02.620 --> 05:20:06.860 I'm on a you me fucking giving my life for this guy. I'm a cock at that blame 05:20:06.860 --> 05:20:07.860 bro, all these 05:20:07.860 --> 05:20:11.460 I'm surprised when he's fucking me in the ass 05:20:11.860 --> 05:20:15.180 You literally got carried nine games in a row, bro. You're 05:20:18.180 --> 05:20:23.300 Can we scream chair of Don't ask deep not only he's been caring. I swear. He's been caring. Well, let's just 05:20:25.980 --> 05:20:28.460 Cuz I actually carry every game. What's up the stats? 05:20:28.460 --> 05:20:31.100 All right, so let's look so 05:20:32.100 --> 05:20:36.980 Really master after all this fucking time you shit fucking wash player by the way see 05:20:36.980 --> 05:20:40.860 Muda the only reason you're calling me that is because you like calling me master bro because 05:20:44.580 --> 05:20:53.360 Okay, so in this game Muda got carried by his 16 and a jungler literally Jinx the simulator in this game 05:20:53.360 --> 05:21:00.960 Muda got carried by the Rizzler, unironically. You got carried by a 12 year old on Mordekaiser 05:21:00.960 --> 05:21:05.560 Jungle. In this game, you got carried by your Kane, right? 05:21:05.560 --> 05:21:08.560 I'm sorry if that didn't you dumb fuck! 05:21:08.560 --> 05:21:10.560 You're doing good every single time he's getting carried. 05:21:10.560 --> 05:21:12.560 Yo, there you go, Hums, Hums, Hums. 05:21:12.560 --> 05:21:16.560 No, no, no, no, no. Okay, you can say the 2 or 7, he got carried, but every game 05:21:16.560 --> 05:21:17.560 he was carried. 05:21:17.560 --> 05:21:18.560 Every single game. 05:21:18.560 --> 05:21:35.800 In this game, he was laning vs a thresh bronze on veigar, like bro, he was getting carried. 05:21:35.800 --> 05:21:40.680 Suddenly this game, he was getting carried by his entire team. 05:21:40.680 --> 05:21:42.600 This game as well. 05:21:42.600 --> 05:21:44.600 This game Muda bought a win trade actually. 05:21:44.600 --> 05:21:47.600 Muda bought a win trade. 05:21:47.600 --> 05:21:49.600 Yeah, Muda, you literally got win traded. 05:21:49.600 --> 05:21:52.600 You literally got win traded by a guy named BBC 05:21:52.600 --> 05:21:55.600 that was first timing Ezreal Jungle 05:21:55.600 --> 05:21:58.600 when he's ironed 4-0 up to the 40% when he's trying to decide. 05:21:58.600 --> 05:22:00.600 Well, let me get this straight, Dante. 05:22:00.600 --> 05:22:02.600 So, when there's a garing first time against us 05:22:02.600 --> 05:22:04.600 and it's me and Jixie, he's not smirking. 05:22:04.600 --> 05:22:07.600 It's actually a time machine! 05:22:07.600 --> 05:22:09.600 But no, but when I go get the guy 05:22:09.600 --> 05:22:11.600 that just made a fresh account first on Ezreal, 05:22:11.600 --> 05:22:14.600 It's my training, you dumb fuck! 05:22:15.600 --> 05:22:18.600 Okay, Muda, listen to me again. 05:22:18.600 --> 05:22:19.600 What? 05:22:19.600 --> 05:22:21.600 Riot doesn't just have a time machine. 05:22:21.600 --> 05:22:23.600 Me and Jinxy also discovered. 05:22:23.600 --> 05:22:26.600 Jinxy, do you want to let them in on our recent renovation? 05:22:26.600 --> 05:22:28.600 I don't even know if they're ready. 05:22:28.600 --> 05:22:30.600 If you think they're ready, tell them. 05:22:30.600 --> 05:22:33.600 Okay, so it's not just that Riot has a time machine. 05:22:33.600 --> 05:22:36.600 They also have access to aliens and UFOs 05:22:36.600 --> 05:22:39.600 that are parasites which enter people's brain 05:22:39.600 --> 05:22:41.920 and force them to enter or lead games. 05:22:41.920 --> 05:22:47.720 Don't diss, you had to have come out of a fucking lab, I'm about to get a fucking beef 05:22:47.720 --> 05:22:48.720 stitch. 05:22:48.720 --> 05:22:52.920 Yo, I'm killing you about who to scan, hopefully you get AFKed, Teemo. 05:22:52.920 --> 05:22:58.400 Wait, I'm on the wrong way though, he's not here, he's been doing really good though. 05:22:58.400 --> 05:23:00.920 Wait, how's he doing all your games? 05:23:00.920 --> 05:23:03.080 He's okay, so much, he's okay. 05:23:03.080 --> 05:23:07.880 Okay, listen, I think he does, but Laham's listening to me, during this game where 05:23:07.880 --> 05:23:11.240 You're gonna have to do is tell him to do everything wrong and make him 05:23:13.160 --> 05:23:15.960 But when I have another fucking therapy session by the end of it again 05:23:16.600 --> 05:23:21.920 I'm not gonna lie the other night when I got off. I actually tuned in for that therapy session like off-street 05:23:21.920 --> 05:23:24.240 I was cooking and I watched for like an hour. That was pee 05:23:28.080 --> 05:23:32.160 You're basically his dad hums and sometimes he gets mad at you, but it's okay 05:23:32.160 --> 05:23:34.640 You guys have a wholesome relationship. I was so confused to be honest 05:23:34.640 --> 05:23:35.960 I was like, wait, is he serious? 05:23:35.960 --> 05:23:37.560 But then he was like, I was like, 05:23:37.560 --> 05:23:39.000 I can understand about St. Thomas. 05:23:39.000 --> 05:23:41.040 Just like, I just didn't understand the room. 05:23:41.040 --> 05:23:41.880 Well, bro. 05:23:41.880 --> 05:23:42.720 He's a good therapist. 05:23:42.720 --> 05:23:43.560 That's what I got. 05:23:43.560 --> 05:23:44.400 Yeah, I think he can really do this. 05:23:44.400 --> 05:23:45.880 Yeah, it's because Dottas is good at gaslighting, 05:23:45.880 --> 05:23:47.040 but here's the other thing. 05:23:47.040 --> 05:23:47.880 Right. 05:23:47.880 --> 05:23:51.560 Um, if Muda said he like, Muda was, 05:23:51.560 --> 05:23:53.760 I remember Muda was mad at you 05:23:53.760 --> 05:23:55.200 for saying that it's going to take him 05:23:55.200 --> 05:23:56.880 two to three years to get challenged. 05:23:56.880 --> 05:23:57.720 Yeah. 05:23:57.720 --> 05:23:58.960 And I'm like, bro, that's a good thing. 05:23:58.960 --> 05:24:01.200 That's like the best thing 05:24:01.200 --> 05:24:02.040 he's ever done. 05:24:02.040 --> 05:24:04.200 And a challenger in two years is insane. 05:24:04.200 --> 05:24:06.880 Yeah, I'm like, bro, and he's like, he's like, okay, 05:24:06.880 --> 05:24:07.880 I don't want to know more. 05:24:07.880 --> 05:24:09.920 He expected me to say eight months. 05:24:09.920 --> 05:24:11.800 I said, bro, you're tweaking, 05:24:11.800 --> 05:24:14.360 not one person got challenged in one year, not one. 05:24:14.360 --> 05:24:15.200 Yeah, I don't know. 05:24:15.200 --> 05:24:17.040 Like, especially if you're considering 05:24:17.040 --> 05:24:19.560 somebody who started League in 2026, 05:24:19.560 --> 05:24:22.200 I don't know if anyone has ever gotten challenger 05:24:22.200 --> 05:24:24.360 like since 2025, starting the game. 05:24:24.360 --> 05:24:26.680 No, no, no, no, not a single person in the world 05:24:26.680 --> 05:24:28.440 can get challenger in one year, not one. 05:24:28.440 --> 05:24:29.280 JXC can. 05:24:30.720 --> 05:24:32.160 Yo, bro, nonsense. 05:24:32.160 --> 05:24:33.680 You don't even have to do this, bro. 05:24:33.680 --> 05:24:36.920 Like, look, if I get shot in a year, I'm good, man. 05:24:36.920 --> 05:24:37.760 Jynxy, Jynxy. 05:24:37.760 --> 05:24:38.440 That's possible. 05:24:38.440 --> 05:24:40.280 That is not as good as possible. 05:24:40.280 --> 05:24:42.320 Jynxy, listen, I hope you understand 05:24:42.320 --> 05:24:44.440 that I've had times in my life where I've been 05:24:44.440 --> 05:24:45.280 spending days for eight. 05:24:45.280 --> 05:24:47.080 Make a delay, or I'll slap the shit out of you. 05:24:47.080 --> 05:24:47.580 What? 05:24:47.580 --> 05:24:48.080 Jynxy, listen. 05:24:48.080 --> 05:24:48.840 We need a delay. 05:24:48.840 --> 05:24:49.920 I don't find it. 05:24:49.920 --> 05:24:50.760 I'm not going to delay. 05:24:50.760 --> 05:24:51.680 30 seconds, bro. 05:24:51.680 --> 05:24:52.840 You guys are so shit. 05:24:52.840 --> 05:24:54.920 I'm literally winning these games in a fucking eight. 05:24:54.920 --> 05:24:55.520 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 05:24:55.520 --> 05:24:57.640 We'll see when you're, he's smurfing. 05:24:57.640 --> 05:24:59.200 He's smurfing in five minutes. 05:25:01.600 --> 05:25:02.400 All right, come on. 05:25:02.400 --> 05:25:03.400 All right, go, go, go. 05:25:03.400 --> 05:25:08.080 Yeah, so okay wait, so so 05:25:09.760 --> 05:25:13.540 Okay, yeah, so so okay, so so what? 05:25:15.400 --> 05:25:18.240 We were talking about how long it takes to get 05:25:19.080 --> 05:25:24.000 Sentence adult involving sex or animals go challenge impossible, okay? 05:25:25.240 --> 05:25:29.280 Laning it's like it's like I'm just getting fucked by a wild horse 05:25:29.280 --> 05:25:31.280 What is wrong with you? 05:25:31.280 --> 05:25:33.280 What is wrong with you? 05:25:33.280 --> 05:25:35.280 What is wrong with you? 05:25:35.280 --> 05:25:37.280 Mudo, you're asking what's wrong with me? 05:25:37.280 --> 05:25:39.280 You're the one getting railed by horses, bro. 05:25:39.280 --> 05:25:40.280 Like, fuck I'm chill. 05:25:40.280 --> 05:25:41.280 Mudo, are you eating? 05:25:41.280 --> 05:25:42.280 Bro, you're such a piece of shit. 05:25:42.280 --> 05:25:43.280 Mudo, lock me in bro. 05:25:43.280 --> 05:25:44.280 You can't eat, bro. 05:25:44.280 --> 05:25:46.280 I swear, every time I'm coaching me, you always eat. 05:25:46.280 --> 05:25:47.280 And then inch right up. 05:25:47.280 --> 05:25:48.280 It's a grass. 05:25:48.280 --> 05:25:50.280 It's a grass at least. 05:25:50.280 --> 05:25:52.280 So Mudo, listen, bro. 05:25:52.280 --> 05:25:54.280 I carry every game. 05:25:54.280 --> 05:25:55.280 You carry every game. 05:25:55.280 --> 05:25:56.280 We should both carry and win. 05:25:56.280 --> 05:25:58.280 There's no reason why they should go back. 05:25:58.280 --> 05:26:02.440 All right, my vessel dropping 20 kills Muda Muda's dropping 20 kills. No, no 05:26:02.960 --> 05:26:04.960 Okay, how about this? 05:26:05.560 --> 05:26:09.720 Listen control your vessel to not come in and take my vessels way 05:26:10.520 --> 05:26:16.720 This is how I swear to God. If I see you come in I'm gonna need fucking 05:26:17.040 --> 05:26:20.720 Flight straight to Florida and fucking you in the ass 05:26:21.200 --> 05:26:27.080 Do you understand? Yes, I'll be clear. Uh, but listen, I can't control my coach. So whatever my coach says, okay 05:26:27.080 --> 05:26:35.220 Guys, everyone listen to me. This is what we're gonna do. What we're gonna do is Muda and Jynx are both gonna put up 20 gifted. 05:26:35.220 --> 05:26:39.020 Whoever gets more kills this game gets gifted by the other guy. 05:26:39.020 --> 05:26:40.020 Muda take that. 05:26:40.020 --> 05:26:41.020 Wait, Muda take that. 05:26:41.020 --> 05:26:42.020 Muda take that. 05:26:42.020 --> 05:26:43.020 No, no, no, no. 05:26:43.020 --> 05:26:44.020 So, okay. 05:26:44.020 --> 05:26:45.020 Jynx, you put on the new skin! 05:26:45.020 --> 05:26:46.020 Put on the new skin! 05:26:46.020 --> 05:26:51.020 Muda, Muda, I believe in you. I swear you're easily gonna win this game. 05:26:51.020 --> 05:26:52.020 Oh my god. 05:26:52.020 --> 05:26:57.020 on a gift it's just a little bit of a master Yi right now though it doesn't 05:26:57.020 --> 05:27:00.540 matter and you plot you're in a very bad match for what you got you said he's 05:27:00.540 --> 05:27:16.420 my friend so Mura I have 200 gifted waiting for me on fucking Friday so 05:27:16.420 --> 05:27:18.420 I'll show you 05:27:19.000 --> 05:27:21.580 When you spawn in I want you to look at my master 05:27:24.260 --> 05:27:27.080 Is this like the 700 fucking dollar one 150 05:27:28.620 --> 05:27:31.500 No, okay, do I have a $700 fucking 05:27:32.700 --> 05:27:35.700 Bro, you're not the best honest in the best game in the game 05:27:35.860 --> 05:27:42.340 Yeah, I know Yone's late lady the best in in the game. Oh that one's ass. I'll coach. No, it's not 05:27:42.340 --> 05:27:44.380 It's really the best game in the game. 05:27:44.380 --> 05:27:47.140 I mean, when he got a dog test, he was in a fucking streamer. 05:27:47.140 --> 05:27:49.020 He'd be on Ragebinder and Twitch Shots. 05:27:49.020 --> 05:27:53.020 What do you mean I still am? 05:27:53.020 --> 05:27:55.020 That's the only thing I do on stream. 05:27:55.020 --> 05:27:56.020 I'm sorry. 05:27:56.020 --> 05:27:59.940 Okay, so now, Jynx, did you want to do the new crit build, or do you want to do the 05:27:59.940 --> 05:28:00.940 on-hit one? 05:28:00.940 --> 05:28:01.940 Wait, what, is it this rooms? 05:28:01.940 --> 05:28:05.940 So, it's the second one, I think you should go the normal on-hit. 05:28:05.940 --> 05:28:07.420 I don't think Crit has got this game. 05:28:07.420 --> 05:28:09.940 What are you going to do by this game, okay? 05:28:09.940 --> 05:28:10.940 Yeah, gotta close. 05:28:10.940 --> 05:28:12.940 You want you want to try the uh 05:28:14.420 --> 05:28:19.180 She's not a mood I don't lose your lane okay, bro. I'm tired. He's not losing. No, no, his landings legit 05:28:19.180 --> 05:28:24.180 No, yeah, yeah, and you're already on my fucking deck. Yo, yeah, Muda. Yeah, Muda 05:28:24.180 --> 05:28:29.860 You like clicking your shop level one isn't the only time you're gonna be taking D in the laning phase. That's why I'm gonna say 05:28:30.020 --> 05:28:34.860 So Muda 20 get to get more kills and if we tie it over to the next game 05:28:35.020 --> 05:28:37.020 Okay, and it doubles and it doubles and it doubles 05:28:37.020 --> 05:28:40.380 Yeah, let's go 05:28:42.820 --> 05:28:44.820 Okay, oh 05:28:48.100 --> 05:28:51.580 Look, he's already making excuses, but this guy's a king of excuses 05:28:51.580 --> 05:28:57.220 Hey, hey, would have definitely played a harder champion. I swear to God. You just right clicks auto auto auto 05:28:57.220 --> 05:29:00.320 Hey, how many how many a challenger you want tricks are there? 05:29:01.260 --> 05:29:06.900 But you this analogy does not work on paper. Does it yeah, that's how many challenger you want tricks out there 05:29:06.900 --> 05:29:09.300 Okay, now how many yone one tricks and low e-law there? 05:29:17.860 --> 05:29:23.700 What the fuck are you even trying to prove with that look at my e look holy shit, what the fuck? 05:29:31.700 --> 05:29:35.780 How do I get that 150 bucks bro, here's the thing bro listen 05:29:36.900 --> 05:29:40.240 Am I better than you? Yes, bro. It doesn't matter. It was you try your best 05:29:42.660 --> 05:29:44.660 I don't know Jin see 05:29:55.260 --> 05:29:57.260 Okay 05:29:57.900 --> 05:30:01.780 Are you ready first three targets Jinx are you ready? 05:30:03.140 --> 05:30:05.140 All right, let's go talk the bar folk here 05:30:06.900 --> 05:30:08.900 You can fight him, Muro. 05:30:08.900 --> 05:30:09.900 Yup, you can fight him, Muro. 05:30:09.900 --> 05:30:10.900 Alright, let's go. 05:30:10.900 --> 05:30:11.900 Don't flash, do not flash. 05:30:11.900 --> 05:30:12.900 Pop your pot. 05:30:12.900 --> 05:30:13.900 And go, Muro! 05:30:13.900 --> 05:30:14.900 Alright, and just like that. 05:30:14.900 --> 05:30:15.900 That's my boy! 05:30:15.900 --> 05:30:16.900 And just like that, Jynxie. 05:30:16.900 --> 05:30:17.900 Fast-fuckin' blood, man! 05:30:17.900 --> 05:30:18.900 Okay. 05:30:18.900 --> 05:30:19.900 Jynxie. 05:30:19.900 --> 05:30:20.900 Listen, Jynxie. 05:30:20.900 --> 05:30:22.900 Listen, Jynxie, it doesn't matter. 05:30:22.900 --> 05:30:29.900 Like, even if he gets one kill early, it doesn't mean shit, bro. 05:30:29.900 --> 05:30:32.900 He's going to end soon enough and then he's going to blame it on Smurfs. 05:30:32.900 --> 05:30:33.900 Go back to those. 05:30:33.900 --> 05:30:34.900 Yes, yes, yes. 05:30:34.900 --> 05:30:35.900 It's okay. 05:30:35.900 --> 05:30:37.900 Get it boo and what else? 05:30:47.100 --> 05:30:49.260 Okay, so now this we're gonna do it guys 05:30:49.260 --> 05:31:07.520 Okay, so listen Jinxie you play for the wolves after the wolves you're gonna clear the boss 05:31:07.520 --> 05:31:13.680 one yep you keep on that's it that's it that's it nice nice very good so okay 05:31:13.680 --> 05:31:19.680 we're putting you know you want it she's remember it you need to catch 05:31:19.680 --> 05:31:24.160 we've got already all right wait look for your ID oh fuck very good very good 05:31:24.160 --> 05:31:27.320 you can shoot me at the tip okay gangbond gangbond now gangbond now go 05:31:27.320 --> 05:31:32.680 bottom yes you got invaded this is fucked all right what it's kind of he's 05:31:32.680 --> 05:31:39.960 a bar. I know this is a bar bro. I'm gonna pay up. Okay, so Jinxy. Go for the Twitch, go for the Twitch. 05:31:42.520 --> 05:31:47.160 You know you can do EQ and then instantly E back. There you go, that's fine. Okay, 05:31:47.160 --> 05:31:52.360 that's fine for you. Okay, do you go for the Twitch? Try to kill me, Twitch. No! No! I could have 05:31:52.360 --> 05:31:57.960 fucking spied him! Fuck! No, you can't spied us, you can't spied this early. 05:31:57.960 --> 05:32:03.240 what are you doing jixie stop beating me you son of a bitch I didn't see you relax 05:32:03.240 --> 05:32:10.680 I know I'm on an A-whip and you're gonna fuck her lock in bro Muda you got one lucky kill shut up 05:32:10.680 --> 05:32:13.600 Muda I'm an A-whip and shit motherfucker lock in 05:32:13.600 --> 05:32:17.680 he just saw it cuz that's not luck yes it is like he locked up that he's 05:32:17.680 --> 05:32:21.440 playing against some dude with right is it luck that my vessel won nine games 05:32:21.440 --> 05:32:26.240 in a row yes no that is pure skills and dedication 05:32:26.240 --> 05:32:31.320 I'm the only vessels gonna be the fucking black vans outside your house dude pulling your way 05:32:31.320 --> 05:32:33.160 You're placing Muda fuck 05:32:33.160 --> 05:32:37.600 No, no, no, there's nothing wrong with all this. Oh my god. What the fuck did he just say? 05:32:37.880 --> 05:32:42.520 Shop shop shop shop shop. She wants to reset. Why don't you do this? You need to do it. That's good. That's really good 05:32:42.800 --> 05:32:47.440 Jynxie you could look for a kill mid if you want. She's very long. Hey, don't fuck away from me. This is my fault 05:32:47.440 --> 05:32:49.440 No, no, no, you guys can kill mid. You guys can kill mid. 05:32:49.440 --> 05:32:52.440 I'm sorry, it's harder. There's a third one. Are you stupid? I'm good. Do I suck? 05:32:52.440 --> 05:32:55.280 So Jynxie, play for the bar cop. Play for the bar cop 05:32:56.240 --> 05:32:58.800 Look, Muda's already arguing with his coach, bro. 05:32:58.800 --> 05:33:00.560 The nose is losing it. 05:33:00.560 --> 05:33:01.840 Now look for your bugs. 05:33:03.840 --> 05:33:04.960 Muda, trust me. 05:33:04.960 --> 05:33:07.280 I'm trying to get this other guy more fucking gold, 05:33:07.280 --> 05:33:07.920 but he's fucking... 05:33:07.920 --> 05:33:10.720 No, but that's why I told you to last you with the dagger, Muda! 05:33:12.560 --> 05:33:16.080 Bro, you know, you can always take the kill with your E, right? 05:33:16.080 --> 05:33:17.360 They can never take the kill from you. 05:33:17.360 --> 05:33:18.480 Yo, yo, Muda. 05:33:18.480 --> 05:33:21.040 For someone named Nose, you're awfully clueless. 05:33:22.480 --> 05:33:23.520 What does that even fucking mean? 05:33:23.520 --> 05:33:24.880 I jumped from the floor in my hat. 05:33:24.880 --> 05:33:26.340 I don't even want to say it myself. 05:33:26.340 --> 05:33:29.980 Me because like, like, A and O, W as like, no. 05:33:29.980 --> 05:33:32.280 No, are you like secretly a closet comedian, bro? 05:33:32.280 --> 05:33:33.280 What are these girls? 05:33:33.280 --> 05:33:38.780 Okay, listen, Jynxy, Jynxy, go for the, go for the Twitch go right now. 05:33:38.780 --> 05:33:39.780 This is free. 05:33:39.780 --> 05:33:40.780 Get this. 05:33:40.780 --> 05:33:41.780 Get this. 05:33:41.780 --> 05:33:42.780 Get the Twitch. 05:33:42.780 --> 05:33:43.780 Get the Twitch. 05:33:43.780 --> 05:33:44.780 Get the Twitch. 05:33:44.780 --> 05:33:45.780 Yes. 05:33:45.780 --> 05:33:46.780 Yes. 05:33:46.780 --> 05:33:47.780 Get the play in there. 05:33:47.780 --> 05:33:48.780 Get the play in there. 05:33:48.780 --> 05:33:49.780 No. 05:33:49.780 --> 05:33:50.780 Let's find someone. 05:33:50.780 --> 05:33:51.780 Let me go get it. 05:33:51.780 --> 05:33:52.780 Let me go get it. 05:33:52.780 --> 05:33:53.780 That's good. 05:33:53.780 --> 05:33:55.780 I 05:33:55.940 --> 05:33:59.500 Get my first in yogurt go for the ground talks about folk here one second 05:34:04.340 --> 05:34:06.340 Jolly's like a melody 05:34:07.540 --> 05:34:12.200 Jixie you dumb fuck get the fuck down there and get jungle you still what are you doing get the fuck drag 05:34:18.760 --> 05:34:22.700 She just got a little fancy you're level six first one okay, each you can all in 05:34:23.780 --> 05:34:24.780 I'm not 05:34:27.780 --> 05:34:29.780 I'm just gonna stay, that's it, that's it 05:34:30.780 --> 05:34:33.780 Freeze it, freeze it, freeze it, let it, let it come to you, let it come to you 05:34:34.780 --> 05:34:37.780 Alright, alright, alright, alright, let it come to me, let it come to you and then you can just ult it, remember 05:34:38.780 --> 05:34:39.780 Last phase 05:34:41.780 --> 05:34:43.780 What the f**k is he talking about? 05:34:44.780 --> 05:34:46.780 Oh my god, that's equally on a f**king ulted out 05:34:47.780 --> 05:34:49.780 Why is this guy in my lane? 05:34:49.780 --> 05:34:54.780 No, he's shooting something, he's shooting something, that's taking away. Bring him back, bring him back, no, put it on him. 05:34:54.780 --> 05:34:56.780 He's just shooting something. 05:34:58.780 --> 05:35:00.780 Dude, has somebody stolen your wave the random did? 05:35:00.780 --> 05:35:03.780 Yeah, he's the guy that was taking his waves. 05:35:04.780 --> 05:35:06.780 Where's Dantez? Why is he quiet? 05:35:06.780 --> 05:35:10.780 Dantez, it had to happen at the entire game, motherfucker. Did you set someone from your chat to do that? 05:35:10.780 --> 05:35:11.780 No, Dantez is there. 05:35:11.780 --> 05:35:12.780 I would never do that. 05:35:13.780 --> 05:35:14.780 Where did Dantez go? 05:35:14.780 --> 05:35:18.780 Alright, I'm back. Now, Jynxie, go to your blue insulate. Blue and then top top, what I miss. 05:35:19.780 --> 05:35:21.780 Oh 05:35:21.780 --> 05:35:26.120 Gallio coming into my fucking lane and taking all my minions. Okay, so 05:35:30.620 --> 05:35:32.620 Let him die go come let him die go come 05:35:42.700 --> 05:35:45.820 No, you're feeding what are you doing? 05:35:49.780 --> 05:35:55.380 Okay, so that's Poppy. So Poppy has something where she shoves you into a wall and then she starts knocking you up. 05:35:55.380 --> 05:35:57.380 Good ship again! Good ship again! 05:35:58.060 --> 05:36:03.660 Bro, listen, Jinxie. So, there the only issue was like your right clicks, which is fine 05:36:03.660 --> 05:36:07.580 It's just like mechanical thing, but if you right-click better there, it would have been a free kill 05:36:07.580 --> 05:36:11.260 So now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for the top crab. After top crab 05:36:11.260 --> 05:36:13.260 We're gonna see if Muda has a cannon in this side. 05:36:13.260 --> 05:36:15.260 Why is he mad? 05:36:15.260 --> 05:36:19.260 He's actually trolling me. He's actually trolling me. This guy's actually tricking me. 05:36:19.260 --> 05:36:21.260 Okay, look for the cannon. 05:36:21.260 --> 05:36:23.260 No, no, no, please. 05:36:23.260 --> 05:36:27.260 Yeah, so now look for the crab after this, and then we'll see if he has a cannon. 05:36:27.260 --> 05:36:29.260 Okay, yeah. 05:36:29.260 --> 05:36:31.260 You guys are terrible. 05:36:31.260 --> 05:36:33.260 Thank you. 05:36:33.260 --> 05:36:35.260 Alright. 05:36:35.260 --> 05:36:37.260 I mean, there's something seriously wrong with the fucking 2 of you. 05:36:37.260 --> 05:36:41.260 Wait, Galio's here. Maybe Galio will just be on the floor. 05:36:41.260 --> 05:36:43.260 Yeah, he's late. 05:36:43.260 --> 05:36:45.260 Yep, Snow Jinxie. 05:36:45.260 --> 05:36:47.260 Let's finish this. 05:36:47.260 --> 05:36:49.900 Okay now look for your Gromp, go for your Gromp, go for your Gromp. 05:36:50.900 --> 05:36:51.400 Nice. 05:36:51.400 --> 05:36:54.600 Just, nope, sit, sit, sit, perfect, nice! 05:36:55.220 --> 05:36:56.660 Nice, nice! 05:36:56.980 --> 05:36:59.220 So now just stop to bar Folkern to Dragon. 05:36:59.900 --> 05:37:00.400 Yes sir. 05:37:00.400 --> 05:37:02.400 But you don't need to Q through guys wall, okay? 05:37:02.780 --> 05:37:04.780 If she walks up you can always EQ, okay? 05:37:08.980 --> 05:37:10.980 Alright this is looking good right now. 05:37:10.980 --> 05:37:14.380 Jynx's lobbies are so fucking easy on Faker, I fucking stupid ass. 05:37:14.380 --> 05:37:15.380 That's okay, that's okay. 05:37:15.380 --> 05:37:19.380 Diver, Diver, yep yep, you have enough damage, you have enough damage. 05:37:19.380 --> 05:37:22.380 Yeah, this is easy, he actually kills already 3 seconds of Fountain. 05:37:22.380 --> 05:37:24.380 Get the point, get the point. 05:37:24.380 --> 05:37:26.380 Get carried bro, get the fucking... 05:37:26.380 --> 05:37:28.380 Jengzee, trust me or Barney. 05:37:28.380 --> 05:37:32.380 Jengzee, you're getting the scale. 05:37:32.380 --> 05:37:36.380 Jengzee, go to the Raptors, go to Raptors, finish the full game. 05:37:36.380 --> 05:37:39.380 Q3W, shove that, shove that and look for Risa, okay? 05:37:39.380 --> 05:37:41.380 I think it's free right now. 05:37:41.380 --> 05:37:44.380 Q from the side, so you get all of them. 05:37:44.380 --> 05:37:46.380 They're for cover your tank, they'll be in back out. 05:37:46.380 --> 05:37:48.380 2-3 out? 05:37:48.380 --> 05:37:50.380 They might stop your base here, okay? 05:37:50.380 --> 05:37:52.380 If you see them... 05:37:52.380 --> 05:37:54.380 Okay, make sure you buy the pickaxe. 05:37:54.380 --> 05:37:57.380 We need to start co-stealing our teammates. 05:37:57.380 --> 05:37:59.380 Do you understand? 05:37:59.380 --> 05:38:01.380 Yes, but I care more about the win, bro. 05:38:01.380 --> 05:38:03.380 Even if you're the past. 05:38:03.380 --> 05:38:05.380 I care more about the game. 05:38:05.380 --> 05:38:07.380 60-9 CS. 05:38:07.380 --> 05:38:09.380 Oh, wait, wait, wait. 05:38:09.380 --> 05:38:11.380 You have to really lock in. 05:38:11.380 --> 05:38:18.640 Yeah, listen jinx you run a good spot because Muda so you'd like the anti-clutch factor like he's the guy where it's like when it's riding on him 05:38:18.640 --> 05:38:23.940 He doesn't perform so we're gonna be good. Oh, no, no, he performs. He performs when he can ride him 05:38:24.900 --> 05:38:26.900 He underperforms. He don't ride 05:38:28.060 --> 05:38:30.060 I lift them up 05:38:31.260 --> 05:38:32.940 You're really strong 05:38:32.940 --> 05:38:38.940 But you know you can do you can kill him and then look for a role more by apply share your gold on other lanes, okay? 05:38:38.940 --> 05:38:57.020 area nice good trades okay Jensie Jinsie listen the promise that right now 05:38:57.020 --> 05:39:02.380 poppy's work so we're gonna have to do something else to play way 05:39:02.380 --> 05:39:05.460 even mutas getting fucked 05:39:05.460 --> 05:39:07.380 what are you doing? 05:39:07.380 --> 05:39:08.860 get the fuck out of my way before I slap this shit out of that fucking head 05:39:08.860 --> 05:39:09.940 no no no no no no no 05:39:09.940 --> 05:39:10.580 you know what? 05:39:10.580 --> 05:39:11.580 jinksie I'm telling you 05:39:11.580 --> 05:39:13.420 so now jinks is in payable 05:39:13.420 --> 05:39:14.500 shut down that's why 05:39:14.500 --> 05:39:15.300 look for the crab 05:39:15.300 --> 05:39:17.300 look for the crab 05:39:17.300 --> 05:39:19.300 why'd you tell me to do that? 05:39:19.300 --> 05:39:22.140 because the thing is that I didn't think 05:39:22.140 --> 05:39:24.500 I tried to get the thing that should be there 05:39:24.500 --> 05:39:27.580 You see so you don't know what poppy does she just eat you to the wall 05:39:27.580 --> 05:39:32.300 But you saw the twitch if you react with your ultimate you stunned it you hit the twitch as well 05:39:32.700 --> 05:39:35.220 Listen, Jinzy go for a gromp and afterwards 05:39:39.180 --> 05:39:41.180 You're gonna get some kills you're good 05:39:45.300 --> 05:39:47.300 Jinzy you're fine 05:39:54.500 --> 05:39:56.300 That's a go-ask game, relax. 05:39:56.300 --> 05:39:58.620 Control Q, control Q, okay then. 05:39:58.620 --> 05:40:00.500 Okay, look for the wolves after. 05:40:04.500 --> 05:40:05.420 Up, up. 05:40:05.420 --> 05:40:08.000 All right, so now the Shyvanas on Dragon. 05:40:08.000 --> 05:40:10.140 Go to the Dragon right now, go to the Dragon right now. 05:40:10.140 --> 05:40:11.820 You want to Dragon, sub ping on it. 05:40:11.820 --> 05:40:12.820 Sub ping Dragon. 05:40:12.820 --> 05:40:14.420 If your Galio comes in, you can fight. 05:40:14.420 --> 05:40:16.500 Jynxie, they're really strong in the bot lane though. 05:40:16.500 --> 05:40:18.860 Muta rotate, now, Muta rotate now. 05:40:18.860 --> 05:40:20.540 Jynxie wants to fight. 05:40:20.540 --> 05:40:21.700 Aye, stop, okay. 05:40:21.700 --> 05:40:23.340 Listen, Muta needs to rotate, 05:40:23.340 --> 05:40:26.020 You guys gonna focus the rat focus the rat 05:40:35.740 --> 05:40:37.740 What is happening it's a 4v1 05:40:42.260 --> 05:40:48.980 Well, the dragon called wasn't the greatest but you had to help your jungler if Jinx you wanted to go for that 05:40:48.980 --> 05:40:50.980 You have to go for that 05:40:53.340 --> 05:40:55.460 I don't want it to die. I don't want you see the guy 05:40:58.660 --> 05:41:04.180 Okay, you know I'm you for the next five minutes. We'll see what happens. Okay. Why are you being like that? 05:41:04.180 --> 05:41:09.700 What do you mean? I don't want it to die. I'm trying to help you guys. Well, I don't give a fuck about jigsaw 05:41:09.700 --> 05:41:14.220 I want us this game. Yeah, but if he died you got you had an opportunity to kill a switch 05:41:14.220 --> 05:41:18.220 No, if I go to the dragon you got to go for the dragon, but I don't even know why I went with the dragon right there 05:41:18.220 --> 05:41:20.460 I was so late to it. I had no party in the body 05:41:20.460 --> 05:41:27.260 I don't know what my yes. Yeah, you would you would not go. No, I have no priority in the bottom is bad my coach has cancer 05:41:29.180 --> 05:41:32.460 Listen, listen freeze it freeze it would like try try to let him play 05:41:33.180 --> 05:41:40.100 Leading me into like bad players every day. No, you know, they don't move nice. I'm not ganky Bob. Oh, it's like not 05:41:44.060 --> 05:41:46.060 Okay, then I'm back up back up you to back up 05:41:46.060 --> 05:41:57.860 This is greedy, this is greedy, it's greedy, it's greedy, but it's greedy. 05:41:57.860 --> 05:41:58.860 That's fine. 05:41:58.860 --> 05:42:06.340 You can walk out of that, it's only her ultimate, do you see the orange bar under her name? 05:42:06.340 --> 05:42:10.380 Stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay. 05:42:10.380 --> 05:42:13.180 You can get Bork and get the wave, but it's usually better to just get the wave and 05:42:13.180 --> 05:42:14.220 than we said. 05:42:16.540 --> 05:42:17.380 Okay? 05:42:17.380 --> 05:42:18.220 Yeah, Jixi, how are we gonna win this game? 05:42:18.220 --> 05:42:19.760 All this fucking gifted for now. 05:42:19.760 --> 05:42:20.600 Well, I just wanna win it. 05:42:20.600 --> 05:42:21.420 I want to win it. 05:42:21.420 --> 05:42:22.260 I want to win nine, much to throw up. 05:42:22.260 --> 05:42:23.080 Yeah, I know. 05:42:23.080 --> 05:42:23.900 You guys are really behind. 05:42:23.900 --> 05:42:24.740 Jixi just, just my, 05:42:24.740 --> 05:42:25.580 let it go to me, right? 05:42:25.580 --> 05:42:26.920 Let it go to me, right? 05:42:26.920 --> 05:42:27.760 Yeah, I don't know. 05:42:27.760 --> 05:42:28.600 It's okay, it's okay. 05:42:28.600 --> 05:42:29.420 Let's see what the fuck is going on, 05:42:29.420 --> 05:42:30.860 let's see what the fuck's gonna ship. 05:42:30.860 --> 05:42:31.700 Look, I guess sometimes, 05:42:31.700 --> 05:42:32.820 you randomly just change me into like, 05:42:32.820 --> 05:42:33.840 hell, I don't know. 05:42:34.760 --> 05:42:36.340 I, I really don't know. 05:42:36.340 --> 05:42:37.580 Fuck us. 05:42:37.580 --> 05:42:41.020 I would have literally done none of those plays. 05:42:41.020 --> 05:42:43.060 I'm not allowed to speak for two minutes. 05:42:43.060 --> 05:42:45.780 I'll knock again at 15.30, I'll be back soon. 05:42:51.280 --> 05:42:52.240 You can win this, Muta. 05:42:52.240 --> 05:42:54.000 Oh, she's so bad, Muta! 05:42:56.000 --> 05:42:57.120 Oh, shit. 05:42:57.120 --> 05:43:00.700 Oh, what is- why was Twitch invisible there? 05:43:00.960 --> 05:43:01.700 Yeah. 05:43:02.940 --> 05:43:05.040 So, Twitch, his main ability can go invisible, 05:43:05.040 --> 05:43:07.440 this guy could be something, I'm not a lot, but... 05:43:08.920 --> 05:43:10.480 They have 30 seconds to lay though. 05:43:10.480 --> 05:43:15.480 Yeah, but he's, I don't think a brawn player would be 12 kills like that, but it's okay. 05:43:15.480 --> 05:43:17.480 You can still win this easily. 05:43:17.480 --> 05:43:18.480 You press tab? 05:43:18.480 --> 05:43:19.480 You're up? 05:43:19.480 --> 05:43:21.480 60 CS on the Katarina. 05:43:21.480 --> 05:43:22.480 You are so ahead. 05:43:22.480 --> 05:43:24.480 You're really, really ahead. 05:43:24.480 --> 05:43:25.480 You're fine. 05:43:25.480 --> 05:43:27.480 You're still way ahead of the Katarina. 05:43:27.480 --> 05:43:28.480 Yeah, but if I... 05:43:28.480 --> 05:43:30.480 Get a long sword, get a long sword, get a long sword. 05:43:30.480 --> 05:43:32.480 Long sword, Muna. 05:43:34.480 --> 05:43:36.480 See, there's no point in doing this because you can just buy it and just keep walking. 05:43:36.480 --> 05:43:38.480 So now you're kind of wasting time. 05:43:39.360 --> 05:43:44.000 Oh, yeah, sure. I'm starting now. It's okay. It's good. You see you kill him 05:43:45.760 --> 05:43:51.140 That's what jigslist for this board and jigsie for these guys are a protein and it's got 41 class 05:43:51.600 --> 05:43:55.280 He's got their throat. He's so out of the game. I'll pay attention to the map when twitch is off the map 05:43:55.280 --> 05:43:59.480 Wait, careful. Careful. They're right there to blow you which twitch is like he's gonna keep roaming 05:43:59.480 --> 05:44:02.120 Just like try to kill you guys every stop balling. I'm gonna let you guys know 05:44:02.120 --> 05:44:06.220 He's not balling and they can look for room on you guys. You can either turn either turn either turn it 05:44:08.480 --> 05:44:11.480 I'll see you in the wall. Nice! Good good good good. 05:44:11.480 --> 05:44:12.480 Can I get an S-roll? 05:44:12.480 --> 05:44:14.480 You can fight, yes you can fight. 05:44:14.480 --> 05:44:16.480 You have a knight, you have a knight, you have a ult. 05:44:16.480 --> 05:44:18.480 You... 05:44:19.480 --> 05:44:22.480 Nice try, you burn flash, it's good, very good, work. 05:44:22.480 --> 05:44:24.480 Two three him, two three him. 05:44:24.480 --> 05:44:26.480 Nice, Muda! 05:44:26.480 --> 05:44:27.480 Nice! 05:44:27.480 --> 05:44:29.480 Twitch is missing, Twitch is missing. 05:44:29.480 --> 05:44:33.480 Twitch is missing, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no. 05:44:33.480 --> 05:44:35.480 That's it, that's it, take your win. 05:44:35.480 --> 05:44:37.480 If Twitch doesn't show on the map, you play bad. 05:44:37.480 --> 05:44:43.380 Or has arrived all right jinx ready one this shit. Yeah, okay 05:44:51.280 --> 05:44:54.760 We see twitches boss we don't have to worry about it. We're good. What up 05:44:56.280 --> 05:45:01.480 If you go twitches by which is now you take grump and then after is just a little drone top. Let's see 05:45:02.200 --> 05:45:04.480 You cannot pay that's okay. Just taking your gold 05:45:04.480 --> 05:45:07.680 So if we just ignore the map right now, we play for the Herald. 05:45:07.680 --> 05:45:11.680 After the Herald, we're going to look to see if we can make a plan in side lane with Moda Barley. 05:45:11.680 --> 05:45:13.680 Not yet though. 05:45:13.680 --> 05:45:14.680 Where's mine, you moron? 05:45:14.680 --> 05:45:16.180 No, no, no, run all the way, all the way, all the way, all the way. 05:45:16.180 --> 05:45:17.180 You don't win this. 05:45:17.180 --> 05:45:19.180 Run to Jinxie, run to Jinxie. 05:45:19.180 --> 05:45:20.180 Jinxie, get me out of there. 05:45:20.180 --> 05:45:21.180 Jinx, get me out of there. 05:45:22.180 --> 05:45:23.180 Are you Jinxie? 05:45:23.180 --> 05:45:24.180 Let him die, let him die, let him die. 05:45:24.180 --> 05:45:25.180 Just play for the Herald. 05:45:25.180 --> 05:45:26.180 For the Herald. 05:45:26.180 --> 05:45:27.180 You need a smite? 05:45:27.180 --> 05:45:29.180 Get the idea, get the idea, get the idea. 05:46:04.480 --> 05:46:07.560 the thing is the thing is that the enemy is all around the top side, so when it's happening 05:46:07.560 --> 05:46:14.240 on dragon, the cloak, very good, so that's that item does move, so we can do a sit-down 05:46:14.240 --> 05:46:18.240 to the side, just go Crogs, go Crogs, go Crogs and throw after us, we need to play 05:46:18.240 --> 05:46:22.680 consistent, can you brother, trust me the map is way better to go Rando is here, 05:46:22.680 --> 05:46:26.640 because the only one that can kill you is a twitch, but if you basically make 05:46:26.640 --> 05:46:28.640 push through no damage to you who's a crack 05:46:30.320 --> 05:46:32.320 hey so now we're gonna push you to no 05:46:33.680 --> 05:46:35.680 how about a little shovel in the past no 05:46:36.000 --> 05:46:38.000 okay so now look for the wrappers like for wrappers 05:46:38.000 --> 05:46:40.000 be careful careful 05:46:40.000 --> 05:46:42.000 you guys have to do this dragon you guys have to do this dragon 05:46:42.000 --> 05:46:44.000 wait wait for jinx wait for jinx jinx 05:46:44.000 --> 05:46:46.000 no there's no way you guys can fight this 05:46:46.000 --> 05:46:48.000 i must okay jinx you walk up jinx 05:46:48.000 --> 05:46:50.000 walk up jinx you walk up 05:46:50.000 --> 05:46:52.000 go go mudu go 05:46:52.000 --> 05:46:54.000 when twitch shows then you 05:46:54.000 --> 05:46:56.000 yeah yeah they're behind you 05:46:56.640 --> 05:46:59.980 JX, you do not go in and try to push us. Run away, run away, run away. 05:46:59.980 --> 05:47:01.980 He's gonna start it and he's gonna kill everyone. 05:47:02.980 --> 05:47:03.980 Muda, back up, back up. 05:47:04.480 --> 05:47:06.480 I can't see. Just look for Twitch. 05:47:07.480 --> 05:47:08.480 Or he's on the side. 05:47:08.480 --> 05:47:10.480 Uh, look for, look for, look for Twitch. 05:47:10.980 --> 05:47:12.480 Oh, just Twitch, JXD. 05:47:14.180 --> 05:47:16.180 No, I'm trying, bro. 05:47:16.880 --> 05:47:18.880 What do I full build? Uh, what do I full build? 05:47:18.880 --> 05:47:21.880 Okay, so what we're gonna do now is you're gonna have to look for the blue out of base. 05:47:21.880 --> 05:47:23.880 So out of base, you're gonna go top to bot, for clear. 05:47:23.880 --> 05:47:25.880 And then you're gonna look up on the side landing bot. 05:47:25.880 --> 05:47:29.600 Muda, I think you should just run Bob out of base and then Jinx to Shadow so you share. 05:47:29.600 --> 05:47:32.100 Yeah, I'm gonna run Bob, I'm gonna run Bob, I'm gonna run Bob. 05:47:32.100 --> 05:47:34.100 Paul, how do we beat this brother? 05:47:34.100 --> 05:47:38.240 It's okay, don't worry. Listen, if you, Muda, Muda, you can kill him, you can easily kill him. 05:47:38.240 --> 05:47:40.900 If you just land your ultimate with your E, he's dead. 05:47:40.900 --> 05:47:43.560 You will do more DPS than him in the long run, okay? 05:47:43.560 --> 05:47:47.560 Yeah, comes this right. It's there just about you lining your arc, you line your arc and you leave this line. 05:47:47.560 --> 05:47:50.060 But you need to use a shutdown. Do not give it to anyone else on 18. 05:47:50.060 --> 05:47:50.560 Okay. 05:47:50.560 --> 05:47:54.560 No, no, Jinx, Jinx wants to shut down more. He's better with it. 05:47:54.560 --> 05:47:59.080 What the fuck do you mean? I'm already fed you stupid fucks because 0 and 7. 05:47:59.080 --> 05:48:02.960 No, but it's also good because if GC gets it, he'll get he gets in the game to carry with you. 05:48:03.460 --> 05:48:04.460 Exactly, yes. 05:48:04.460 --> 05:48:05.460 I'm trying to win the game. 05:48:05.460 --> 05:48:08.460 Like, Muda, you're being a really crazy piece of shit right now. 05:48:08.460 --> 05:48:10.460 Okay, fine, alright, fine. 05:48:10.460 --> 05:48:12.460 Put your list in the map, everybody. 05:48:12.460 --> 05:48:14.460 Put it in the map. 05:48:14.460 --> 05:48:16.460 Okay, so now listen, play top to bottom, okay? 05:48:16.460 --> 05:48:18.460 We need to become Muda. 05:48:18.460 --> 05:48:20.460 You need to run. Q out, Q out, Q out! 05:48:20.460 --> 05:48:22.460 Now, Fuss! Fuss! 05:48:22.460 --> 05:48:26.620 look on the look on crab and then after crab you're gonna look on wolfs 05:48:26.620 --> 05:48:30.180 holy shit boy are they sleeping or just playing here on the hill 05:48:30.180 --> 05:48:33.260 no I think there's something I think the twitch is sleeping though I'm not holding on 05:48:33.260 --> 05:48:34.260 but it's okay 05:48:34.260 --> 05:48:36.580 so I just go top lane now and you should be down here 05:48:36.580 --> 05:48:37.680 no no no you stay bot 05:48:37.680 --> 05:48:39.500 I'm going God everything's going wrong this game 05:48:39.500 --> 05:48:42.900 it's fine it's fine so now look play for your wolfs then after wolfs you're gonna 05:48:42.900 --> 05:48:44.900 look for the rest of your bot side clear that's free 05:48:44.900 --> 05:48:49.900 I'm gonna be careful when you walk in a piece and you can go invisible, okay? 05:48:50.900 --> 05:48:51.900 Low key? 05:48:51.900 --> 05:48:52.900 Yeah, just run away. 05:48:52.900 --> 05:48:53.900 You see the farm? 05:48:53.900 --> 05:48:55.900 Now go back, now go back, now we're good. 05:48:55.900 --> 05:48:57.900 You can fight him, oh Poppy's mid now. 05:48:57.900 --> 05:48:59.900 You can fight him with Galio, but you need to land your ultimate, okay? 05:48:59.900 --> 05:49:00.900 Put your E. 05:49:00.900 --> 05:49:02.900 If you see him show up, instantly E R. 05:49:02.900 --> 05:49:04.900 Put your knife, okay? 05:49:04.900 --> 05:49:06.900 With LBQ3, with LBQ3? 05:49:06.900 --> 05:49:07.900 You can still kill him. 05:49:07.900 --> 05:49:09.900 With LBQ3, yes you know. 05:49:09.900 --> 05:49:11.900 Yes, you're not E this, just walk off it. 05:49:11.900 --> 05:49:12.900 Auto it? 05:49:12.900 --> 05:49:13.900 Auto it? 05:49:13.900 --> 05:49:16.900 All right, now go B. You're over sending. 05:49:16.900 --> 05:49:18.900 You're so on the team here. 05:49:18.900 --> 05:49:20.900 He's in mid. Push, push, push, push. 05:49:20.900 --> 05:49:23.900 I want you to play for the rest of the bot side, then after we're just shot on Muda. 05:49:23.900 --> 05:49:25.900 That's what we have to do right now, okay? 05:49:25.900 --> 05:49:26.900 Okay. 05:49:26.900 --> 05:49:27.900 Gotcha. 05:49:28.900 --> 05:49:29.900 Come on. 05:49:31.900 --> 05:49:32.900 Yeah. 05:49:32.900 --> 05:49:34.900 Which could be looking bot now, on Muda. 05:49:34.900 --> 05:49:35.900 We've got one big shot now that we got. 05:49:35.900 --> 05:49:36.900 Back out. Back out. 05:49:36.900 --> 05:49:38.900 You know, after this, we're going to look on the Krugs. 05:49:38.900 --> 05:49:40.900 And then after the Krugs, I want you to jump right. 05:49:40.900 --> 05:49:41.900 Jump right. 05:49:41.900 --> 05:49:45.900 What just, what's coming, E out, E out. 05:49:45.900 --> 05:49:49.900 Wait, okay, so Twitch is bot so, jump bot, jump bot, jump bot. 05:49:49.900 --> 05:49:51.900 I'm not sad though. 05:49:51.900 --> 05:49:53.900 Just recall, just recall, just recall, just recall. 05:49:53.900 --> 05:49:55.900 Just recall, just recall. 05:49:55.900 --> 05:49:57.900 Now you're being like, what is this? 05:49:57.900 --> 05:49:59.900 There's just three on me everywhere I go. 05:49:59.900 --> 05:50:01.900 It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. 05:50:01.900 --> 05:50:04.900 What's Poppy by the way? Why is Poppy just on her fucking top? 05:50:04.900 --> 05:50:06.900 Why is Poppy on her top? 05:50:06.900 --> 05:50:08.900 Okay, so what are you gonna do? 05:50:08.900 --> 05:50:13.900 Jinx, I wanted to look for the Katarina, so run straight top. If Katarina shows up, you're going to look for a kill on her. 05:50:15.400 --> 05:50:19.900 Yeah, but Jinx, you can fuck Katarina and the fucking ass, whatever you want. 05:50:19.900 --> 05:50:26.900 So, you know what we're going to do, okay? I wanted to follow the O off. If Malfight comes, you can't do shit, but just slide by the top right now. 05:50:26.900 --> 05:50:31.900 I'm just holding on the map, let me see Twitch. 05:50:31.900 --> 05:50:35.900 Because I can see you can fight around mid if you fight mid, then Twitch just kills you, so start hitting the turret. 05:50:35.900 --> 05:50:37.420 side of the top tower 05:50:37.520 --> 05:50:39.560 no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no 05:50:39.560 --> 05:50:41.560 since no one is mid you need to hold mid okay? 05:50:42.100 --> 05:50:43.620 just be careful on the poppy 05:50:43.720 --> 05:50:44.460 he could look for that 05:50:44.460 --> 05:50:46.220 E-E-M but Mitsu gets E-L 05:50:46.220 --> 05:50:47.420 don't stand near the wall 05:50:47.720 --> 05:50:48.740 yup, sound just like 05:50:48.740 --> 05:50:51.680 so poppy can like pin you to a wall and stun you 05:50:51.680 --> 05:50:52.840 not stay 05:50:52.840 --> 05:50:54.840 run away run away run away run away 05:50:54.840 --> 05:50:56.560 okay yeah put them here put them here 05:50:56.560 --> 05:50:57.920 put them on the way guys 05:50:58.120 --> 05:51:00.440 put them on the way guys 05:51:00.800 --> 05:51:02.500 put them on the way there's no 05:51:03.440 --> 05:51:04.440 all the way to here grab 05:51:04.440 --> 05:51:07.320 but but don't go in the jungle if you go in the jungle i think you'd die 05:51:07.320 --> 05:51:08.040 you kill savannah now 05:51:08.040 --> 05:51:08.760 so just watch the end 05:51:08.760 --> 05:51:10.600 i mean i mean uh... muda 05:51:10.600 --> 05:51:11.100 you kill him 05:51:11.100 --> 05:51:12.760 i think you're good, you're fun 05:51:12.760 --> 05:51:13.260 pick the wave 05:51:14.600 --> 05:51:15.960 you're you're gonna get spoiled or not 05:51:15.960 --> 05:51:17.080 i'm kinda scaling a little bit 05:51:17.080 --> 05:51:18.040 control left click the control 05:51:18.040 --> 05:51:18.840 you're warm 05:51:18.840 --> 05:51:19.800 pick him up pick him up pick him up 05:51:19.800 --> 05:51:20.760 don't let the coldman take it 05:51:21.320 --> 05:51:22.360 the wave the wave muda the wave 05:51:25.000 --> 05:51:25.960 nothing to understand with that 05:51:25.960 --> 05:51:28.120 push uh y'all give him give him the push thing on his head 05:51:29.560 --> 05:51:30.280 what is wrong with him 05:51:30.280 --> 05:51:30.920 he's taking a wave 05:51:30.920 --> 05:51:32.840 so only this you look for the raptors 05:51:32.840 --> 05:51:39.760 of the galley on again what up try to go on on this I know don't know I'm just 05:51:39.760 --> 05:51:43.320 gonna be that I need time to see Bobby I wanted automatically assume that's it 05:51:43.320 --> 05:51:46.800 no no go in the bush not that one which is there 05:51:46.800 --> 05:51:52.480 you can't yeah guys don't don't fight it just listen no jinxie I'll go with 05:51:52.480 --> 05:51:55.320 moodaballin go with moodaballin you guys are gonna look for a dual kill 05:51:55.320 --> 05:51:59.280 mooda you need to line your art you need to line your own 05:51:59.280 --> 05:52:09.280 Yeah, don't walk up yet. Walk back. Walk back. So, Jinx, do your crugs. 05:52:09.280 --> 05:52:13.280 What a channel recall. It was done now. I was done. 05:52:17.280 --> 05:52:19.280 The Twitch is on now, the drinksy. 05:52:19.280 --> 05:52:21.280 Dang, playing weird. 05:52:21.280 --> 05:52:23.280 She's invisible? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 05:52:23.280 --> 05:52:25.280 I hate playing against a Fred Twitch. 05:52:25.280 --> 05:52:27.280 Yeah, I hate them anyways. 05:52:27.280 --> 05:52:31.280 It's horrible, but the thing is that all we need is for Muda to use his ult. 05:52:31.280 --> 05:52:34.280 Muda ults the Twitch, it's actually game over, yes, man. 05:52:34.280 --> 05:52:36.280 What are you doing? 05:52:36.280 --> 05:52:38.280 What the? Get the Muda! 05:52:38.280 --> 05:52:46.160 literally just it like what is that he flies he flies that's actually good that's 05:52:46.160 --> 05:52:48.280 actually good no flash it's good it's pretty good 05:52:48.280 --> 05:52:55.080 he has 21 kills well no he has thumbs in but we 05:52:55.080 --> 05:52:56.800 low especially is on percent of P 05:52:56.800 --> 05:53:08.200 okay just back up for now back up for now 05:53:08.200 --> 05:53:13.360 Because it's pushing tell you you guys guarantee win the game by the way. Just need I shut down 05:53:18.480 --> 05:53:20.480 I want men 05:53:21.760 --> 05:53:26.760 That's fine. We're trying to stay away from wall the wall is what I'm just covering up 05:53:26.760 --> 05:53:28.760 You killed every time you know 05:53:38.200 --> 05:53:44.320 That's okay. I think the second by the way the twitches. Yeah guys we're fucking lost 05:53:44.320 --> 05:53:52.080 like oh my god. I'm generally not even joking though like we're gonna do an 05:53:52.080 --> 05:53:56.040 investigation after this game. Do you guys want to do an investigation? Yes. 05:53:56.040 --> 05:54:01.800 But I don't want any of that time portal time machine bullshit. 05:54:01.800 --> 05:54:07.560 okay well I have a deck that we did a time machine time portal thing we won 05:54:07.560 --> 05:54:14.280 games that that is true that is so kitchen guys I just fucking got one just 05:54:14.280 --> 05:54:20.840 in your own way what the fuck is that nine wins as soon as I chew with you I 05:54:20.840 --> 05:54:30.640 just lose you motherfucker listen oh my god can I talk please what the fuck oh 05:54:30.640 --> 05:54:34.240 Oh my god, you have been demoted back to bronze three 05:54:37.360 --> 05:54:39.360 Motherfucker 05:54:39.760 --> 05:54:43.640 Muda I haven't won oh and nine in literally like a month brown 05:54:43.640 --> 05:54:50.200 I don't know what I'm going to do KD five thousand damage. You are a million that game 05:54:52.420 --> 05:54:55.480 You will fucking million permission to speak 05:54:57.220 --> 05:55:00.620 Granted go I apologize for going oh and nine 05:55:00.640 --> 05:55:06.240 If you look at my recent games, clearly that's an outlier the twitch got fed by our bot lane 05:55:06.240 --> 05:55:12.060 And then I didn't kill the shavada who was one HP and then I got behind and the twitch followed me around the map and 05:55:13.840 --> 05:55:16.680 Listen bro my lat like I know oh and I'm looks bad 05:55:16.960 --> 05:55:22.620 But if you understand league I really went like oh and two because the last seven deaths were really that controllable 05:55:22.620 --> 05:55:25.600 I was just getting one shot by twitch. Yeah, like Jinxie 05:55:25.600 --> 05:55:30.900 Don't forget Muda's hard projecting right now cuz he won lane phase and he wasn't able to be good enough to carry the game 05:55:41.760 --> 05:55:45.240 Yeah, okay, so is everyone ready is everyone ready to do the investigation 05:55:46.400 --> 05:55:51.480 Yeah, pause that investigation do my 20 subs now before I break my fucking PC and let it to the floor 05:55:51.480 --> 05:55:53.480 0-9, do you want to be from Bronze 2? 05:55:53.480 --> 05:55:58.480 Your lucky I don't fucking break this glass bottle that I had to kill myself to watch the GTA V. 05:55:58.480 --> 05:56:00.480 Alright, bro, you're gonna be like... 05:56:00.480 --> 05:56:03.480 Well, I mean, Muda, I'm gonna be honest. I think we'd be lucky if you did do that. 05:56:03.480 --> 05:56:08.480 Alright, that's your investigation. Who's streamed that I watched? Don? 05:56:08.480 --> 05:56:11.480 Okay, yep, look at mine, look at mine. Is everyone looking? Jinx? Are you watching? 05:56:11.480 --> 05:56:13.480 Yeah, yeah, hold up. I just get to... 05:56:13.480 --> 05:56:16.480 Alright, I'm gonna go for JTB. 05:56:16.480 --> 05:56:19.480 So, let's look. So this was the Twitch loss game. 05:56:19.480 --> 05:56:19.980 What? 05:56:23.680 --> 05:56:24.680 What he named change. 05:56:25.380 --> 05:56:25.780 Great. 05:56:26.080 --> 05:56:27.280 So the name change. 05:56:27.280 --> 05:56:28.680 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, don't say that. 05:56:28.680 --> 05:56:30.680 Well, I literally name change. 05:56:30.880 --> 05:56:31.380 He loses. 05:56:31.380 --> 05:56:32.680 He named his he's 05:56:32.680 --> 05:56:35.380 he's a cheese wizard 99 in the middle of the game. 05:56:35.380 --> 05:56:35.780 Yes. 05:56:36.480 --> 05:56:36.880 What? 05:56:36.880 --> 05:56:41.280 They say well, like he changed his name in the middle of the game. 05:56:41.280 --> 05:56:41.980 Yes, he did. 05:56:42.080 --> 05:56:43.780 I guess that's game was three days ago. 05:56:43.780 --> 05:56:44.480 It doesn't make sense. 05:56:44.880 --> 05:56:48.280 So he came up for his first game in three gay and three days 05:56:48.280 --> 05:56:53.260 with the guy named the baby 420 and they just randomly run around the map killing 05:56:53.260 --> 05:56:58.660 everyone yeah it's 100% it's a hundred million percent a smurf like do a smurf 05:56:58.660 --> 05:57:02.900 nice it's like they're not good they're not good they're like maybe it's 05:57:02.900 --> 05:57:06.860 I just like I just like I just like I just like all right jixie full cam please 05:57:06.860 --> 05:57:12.380 everyone full cam everyone full game yep what in the fuck 05:57:12.380 --> 05:57:14.380 You're client you're client 05:57:16.260 --> 05:57:18.580 Yeah, we still got 05:57:19.860 --> 05:57:24.220 Delay you need to just hide it and the sound fall 05:57:25.580 --> 05:57:28.060 Hard it was for me and you to get a new game together, bro 05:57:28.820 --> 05:57:30.820 Wow 05:57:31.860 --> 05:57:38.020 But I mean that guy bro, if you don't have delay, just make sure you hide in me. No, no, no, I literally I'm literally 30 seconds 05:57:38.020 --> 05:57:41.660 Wait, you guys are like positive that guy was not a bro. 100% smart 05:57:42.380 --> 05:57:44.380 Bro like I've been on fire 05:57:44.780 --> 05:57:48.900 You're only nine, but God that's through first like three deaths. I'm not even gonna lie 05:57:52.060 --> 05:57:57.760 You know, it's just got to mark the bronze three bro. Yeah, because you and fucking jing see I 05:57:58.060 --> 05:58:04.140 What not games in a wall? Yo is anything ever your fault? Is it just everyone and everything else around you? Yeah 05:58:12.380 --> 05:58:19.160 And you know what bro, I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry if you're going oh nice, okay, not everybody's perfect, okay 05:58:19.160 --> 05:58:25.340 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no apology. Apology. No need a very mean brother. You're being a no, no, no, no, apology 05:58:29.180 --> 05:58:34.280 Can I be honest? Yes, bro, if you and oh and I now probably also be a dick, so let me have 05:58:36.380 --> 05:58:38.380 Let me have it 05:58:38.380 --> 05:58:45.100 Listen, bro. I don't okay. I would know a nine, but both of our challenger players are saying got their products murmur 05:58:45.700 --> 05:58:48.220 Yeah, they are some words. So don't go behind 05:58:49.220 --> 05:58:53.700 Hire thing can be hide this entire thing. Yeah, you know, I'm just gonna show like champs like the flow 05:58:57.420 --> 05:59:00.420 All right, it's time to drop 30 kills you guys right for this 05:59:00.420 --> 05:59:05.420 Yes, I'm down bro. 05:59:05.420 --> 05:59:06.420 What the fuck? 05:59:06.420 --> 05:59:10.420 I knew something was wrong when Twitch appeared in the middle of my lane and just absolutely 05:59:10.420 --> 05:59:11.420 opened up my access to the enemy. 05:59:11.420 --> 05:59:13.260 Oh yeah, and I couldn't get a solo fight. 05:59:13.260 --> 05:59:16.420 Like normally in Iron or Bronze, when I jump somebody, they're just alone. 05:59:16.420 --> 05:59:19.420 But even when I jump the Caterpie in a mid, two seconds later there's three people 05:59:19.420 --> 05:59:20.420 up. 05:59:20.420 --> 05:59:21.420 There's like four there. 05:59:21.420 --> 05:59:22.420 Yeah, I saw that. 05:59:22.420 --> 05:59:23.420 Three young men. 05:59:23.420 --> 05:59:24.420 Three young men. 05:59:24.420 --> 05:59:28.940 And it's also the fact too that the enemy team actually picked up on the game mark. 05:59:28.940 --> 05:59:30.820 Like, normally in the iron, they never do that either. 05:59:30.820 --> 05:59:31.320 Don't forget. 05:59:31.320 --> 05:59:32.320 That is also true. 05:59:32.320 --> 05:59:34.020 They didn't have trouble to close out the game. 05:59:34.020 --> 05:59:35.860 They never ended up just one in it. 05:59:35.860 --> 05:59:37.540 That's a good indication as well. 05:59:37.540 --> 05:59:40.300 Yo, Jinxy, it is high shit, by the way. 05:59:40.300 --> 05:59:44.700 From last night, thanks for throwing my game, fatty. 05:59:44.700 --> 05:59:47.500 So how are we hiding our screen with a 30-second delay 05:59:47.500 --> 05:59:48.020 and we're doing it? 05:59:48.020 --> 05:59:49.100 Bro, I didn't hide my screen. 05:59:49.100 --> 05:59:51.140 I just have a 30-second delay. 05:59:51.140 --> 05:59:52.340 OK, I'm going to dig it up. 05:59:52.340 --> 05:59:53.820 I'm going to punch in the face, bro. 05:59:53.820 --> 05:59:56.340 What do you mean you didn't fucking hide the screen? 05:59:56.340 --> 05:59:57.580 So let me get this straight. 05:59:57.580 --> 06:00:00.780 For the last hour, you're like, dude, you have a delay. 06:00:00.780 --> 06:00:01.820 I don't even need a delay. 06:00:01.820 --> 06:00:03.660 I have one second and none of it matters. 06:00:03.660 --> 06:00:05.860 I'm the greatest mid-later of all time. 06:00:05.860 --> 06:00:08.180 Now you're mad at me for having a 30-second delay 06:00:08.180 --> 06:00:09.460 and not hiding my screen. 06:00:09.460 --> 06:00:11.180 I thought any of it fucking matters. 06:00:11.180 --> 06:00:13.780 We were on a call together, literally screaming 06:00:13.780 --> 06:00:14.900 at the same time when to queue. 06:00:14.900 --> 06:00:16.300 We couldn't get a game through three tries. 06:00:16.300 --> 06:00:17.980 It's not easy to queue-snipe. 06:00:17.980 --> 06:00:18.820 All right? 06:00:18.820 --> 06:00:20.060 All the fucking these guys queue-sniping us. 06:00:20.060 --> 06:00:20.900 Oh, who cares? 06:00:20.900 --> 06:00:21.740 She's on our team. 06:00:21.740 --> 06:00:22.580 Who gives a fuck, bro? 06:00:22.580 --> 06:00:23.580 Yeah, next thing you know, 06:00:23.580 --> 06:00:24.580 no one's able to get down man, bro. 06:00:24.580 --> 06:00:26.100 I can't switch on the other team. 06:00:26.100 --> 06:00:26.940 Oh no, daddy. 06:00:26.940 --> 06:00:29.900 My whole my hole is still recovering from last night's 06:00:30.420 --> 06:00:35.260 That's okay. We'll win this game. I really want to I really want guys. We're gonna beat him this game. I swear 06:00:43.260 --> 06:00:49.660 Bro, you have two challenges in the call it's two challengers a challenger that ran jc the jungle and go 06:00:49.660 --> 06:00:51.660 Oh, you can't just fuck me. 06:00:51.660 --> 06:00:53.660 Hey, Loki, Loki, take it, take it. 06:00:53.660 --> 06:00:55.660 Oh my god, why? 06:00:55.660 --> 06:00:57.660 Take it, take it, and ban a switch. 06:00:57.660 --> 06:00:59.660 Just ban a switch. 06:00:59.660 --> 06:01:00.660 Oh my god. 06:01:00.660 --> 06:01:02.660 He plays Draven to ban Twitch and Draven. 06:01:02.660 --> 06:01:03.660 Okay, down, down, down. 06:01:03.660 --> 06:01:04.660 Jyx, do you ban Draven? 06:01:04.660 --> 06:01:07.660 I ban, uh, I ban, uh, uh... 06:01:07.660 --> 06:01:08.660 Yeah, yeah, Twitch. 06:01:08.660 --> 06:01:10.660 Yeah, I'll ban Twitch, I'll ban Twitch. 06:01:10.660 --> 06:01:12.660 Next video is a fucking melamy fucking thing. 06:01:12.660 --> 06:01:13.660 I'm gonna fucking... 06:01:13.660 --> 06:01:14.660 Draven? 06:01:14.660 --> 06:01:16.660 Wait, wait, uh, swap with us, swap with me, 06:01:16.660 --> 06:01:18.660 and then swap with support. 06:01:19.660 --> 06:01:34.980 That is true actually true actually true all right 06:01:34.980 --> 06:01:38.660 Grolp said good morning chat wants to get touched 06:01:38.660 --> 06:01:47.660 Bro, think about it like this, Mooda. Not like this fucking, but what if you just smoke a QNL and he just took your master E? 06:01:47.660 --> 06:01:52.660 Oh, okay. That's fine. But yeah, Maski is coming and LoE will come. 06:01:52.660 --> 06:01:56.660 Yeah, any bad Bahamas, so it's like it's actually a E player. 06:01:56.660 --> 06:02:00.660 But not roms. They all roms. 06:02:00.660 --> 06:02:03.660 Alright, I'm gonna listen, bro. Hey, I'm sorry for last game, okay? 06:02:03.660 --> 06:02:09.060 Okay, nah, bro. I apologize but that means the only one so if I go over nine one time you need to shut your fucking mouth 06:02:09.060 --> 06:02:11.060 You can't say to me, okay? 06:02:11.220 --> 06:02:13.220 Yeah, we'll see about that one 06:02:14.100 --> 06:02:16.100 Freebie 06:02:16.100 --> 06:02:19.900 What was gonna won't be none that no moota called me a fucking oh my god 06:02:21.900 --> 06:02:23.900 Moota go me a minion 06:02:27.900 --> 06:02:33.260 I know should I just go a Cali no no no it's like go boom plate. This is not a good boom play game 06:02:33.660 --> 06:02:35.660 I don't see that year. 06:02:35.660 --> 06:02:36.660 You see Rax and Scytherwing? 06:02:36.660 --> 06:02:38.660 Yeah, you see the three? 06:02:38.660 --> 06:02:39.660 Yep, right there. 06:02:39.660 --> 06:02:40.660 Click that, wait. 06:02:40.660 --> 06:02:42.660 Click that and save an X. 06:02:42.660 --> 06:02:45.660 Runes don't matter, bro. 06:02:45.660 --> 06:02:46.660 Trust me. 06:02:46.660 --> 06:02:49.660 Okay, Moro, you need to really, really listen, okay? 06:02:49.660 --> 06:02:50.660 Listen to me, listen to me. 06:02:50.660 --> 06:02:51.660 Can't see your runes. 06:02:51.660 --> 06:02:53.660 Can't see your runes. 06:02:53.660 --> 06:02:54.660 Okay, listen. 06:02:54.660 --> 06:02:57.660 Hub over the fizz real quick so you can see the champion what it does. 06:02:57.660 --> 06:02:58.660 It's very important, Moro. 06:02:58.660 --> 06:03:00.660 I don't talk about fizz does. 06:03:00.660 --> 06:03:01.660 I don't talk about fizz does. 06:03:01.660 --> 06:03:02.660 Okay, what does he do? 06:03:02.660 --> 06:03:10.340 He like he throws some shit at you. The other one is like he goes like on top of the spear and you can dodge your fucking everything 06:03:10.340 --> 06:03:13.980 Yeah, that's the fucking obliterates you. Yeah, that's me 06:03:14.500 --> 06:03:19.500 And the only thing is his ultimate the fish throwing thing is ultimate. You gotta dodge that for a murder. Yes 06:03:19.660 --> 06:03:21.660 LARPING league buddy. No, no, no, he 06:03:24.620 --> 06:03:26.620 That was good, that was actually good 06:03:32.660 --> 06:03:35.360 You can fight him, okay? Level one. You're very strong level one. 06:03:35.360 --> 06:03:37.360 Guys, I have bad news. 06:03:37.360 --> 06:03:38.460 What's bad news? What? 06:03:38.460 --> 06:03:44.560 Denmi Mastery has 1.6 million points, and he has a tag called Penta Killer. 06:03:44.560 --> 06:03:51.160 Wait, how does he have 1.6 million mastery points, but he's in bronze, don't test? 06:03:51.160 --> 06:03:53.160 Oh, learning disability. 06:03:53.160 --> 06:04:09.560 Okay, I want you to just fight another one. Okay, let's fight him. If you see him eat, 06:04:09.560 --> 06:04:13.320 don't be scared. It's going to do a lot of damage. Remember, he's a bursting champion. 06:04:13.320 --> 06:04:15.920 You're an all in champion. Okay. 06:04:15.920 --> 06:04:17.920 I 06:04:19.120 --> 06:04:21.120 Okay 06:04:32.040 --> 06:04:34.040 Yeah 06:04:37.200 --> 06:04:39.200 No 06:04:42.240 --> 06:04:44.760 You're level 14 on your level eight on warwick 06:04:45.920 --> 06:04:48.880 Yeah, but GenC, don't forget, Moodus also has the same rank as you. 06:04:48.880 --> 06:04:50.680 He's proud and sorry now. 06:04:50.680 --> 06:04:52.880 Yeah, all right. 06:04:52.880 --> 06:04:55.480 Bro, wait, so Master Yi, I've never even seen this. 06:04:55.480 --> 06:04:58.680 He has 1.6 million Master Yi points. 06:04:58.680 --> 06:05:00.080 How do you guys see those points? 06:05:00.080 --> 06:05:00.840 How do you guys see them? 06:05:00.840 --> 06:05:02.720 Let's click on their name, and he's gone. 06:05:02.720 --> 06:05:04.040 I just see Master Yi locked. 06:05:04.040 --> 06:05:06.640 Bro, is that not insane, Tontes? 06:05:06.640 --> 06:05:07.200 Yeah, it is. 06:05:07.200 --> 06:05:08.160 I don't know, what did they talk to you about, 06:05:08.160 --> 06:05:10.000 but I just see Master Yi locked when I press on him. 06:05:10.000 --> 06:05:11.440 You're on stream mode, so you're on stream mode, 06:05:11.440 --> 06:05:12.000 so you can't see him. 06:05:12.000 --> 06:05:13.520 Wait, GenC, you're not on stream mode. 06:05:13.520 --> 06:05:19.160 No, he has but he has only like username disabled not like full stop 1.6 06:05:19.160 --> 06:05:20.880 But don't that mean that they can 06:05:21.600 --> 06:05:27.020 Doesn't I mean I can still see your name no all they can see it's like your skin and your border. That's it 06:05:27.520 --> 06:05:33.680 Are you sure? I'm pretty good. They hide everything. That's all. No, you do hide my name from everyone 06:05:33.680 --> 06:05:37.720 It's it shows your rank, but it doesn't show anything else. Oh, okay 06:05:38.480 --> 06:05:39.720 Yep. Oh my god 06:05:39.720 --> 06:05:45.720 Someone's fucking pointing an antenna to the sky galaxy to get this extra fucking gigabytes per second. Okay, you'll do by here 06:05:46.240 --> 06:05:48.240 Guys, come on 06:05:51.480 --> 06:05:55.880 Yo, oh my god, you know what raptors is that they're raptors you know 06:05:57.040 --> 06:05:59.040 That's Red Bull, okay? 06:05:59.440 --> 06:06:00.940 Raptors here 06:06:00.940 --> 06:06:03.340 Wait, okay, I want to vote that the one above that 06:06:03.340 --> 06:06:07.500 I have a question. 06:06:07.500 --> 06:06:09.060 Can you press 4 over there? 06:06:09.060 --> 06:06:10.060 I'll track the map for you. 06:06:10.060 --> 06:06:11.060 No, I'll track it. 06:06:11.060 --> 06:06:12.060 What? 06:06:12.060 --> 06:06:16.700 I was going to say, what do you call it when Muda has a nicotine addiction and you want 06:06:16.700 --> 06:06:17.700 to show that? 06:06:17.700 --> 06:06:18.700 So he's covering it. 06:06:18.700 --> 06:06:19.700 The Cho-zen-1. 06:06:19.700 --> 06:06:20.700 Covering it, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. 06:06:20.700 --> 06:06:21.700 Hey, hey, hey, no, no, no, no, it's in. 06:06:21.700 --> 06:06:22.700 I think he's done. 06:06:22.700 --> 06:06:23.700 I'm going to just talk to the bot folk here. 06:06:23.700 --> 06:06:24.700 Muda died. 06:06:24.700 --> 06:06:25.700 I mean, I'm just going to kill him. 06:06:25.700 --> 06:06:26.700 I'm just going to kill him. 06:06:26.700 --> 06:06:27.700 I'm just going to kill him. 06:06:27.700 --> 06:06:28.700 I'm just going to kill him. 06:06:28.700 --> 06:06:29.700 I'm just going to kill him. 06:06:29.700 --> 06:06:30.700 I'm just going to kill him. 06:06:30.700 --> 06:06:31.660 Mooda died 06:06:31.660 --> 06:06:35.180 I mean I'm just gonna kill him kill him kill him kill him you kill him you kill him 06:06:35.180 --> 06:06:39.340 it's fine it's fine okay Jinx see you win jungle off by the way 06:06:39.340 --> 06:06:42.340 that's really not bad 06:06:42.340 --> 06:06:45.340 get a dagger dagger 06:06:45.340 --> 06:06:48.180 and then afterwards you're gonna look on the boss cap alright 06:06:48.180 --> 06:06:51.020 yeah it's okay it's okay okay but listen Mooda 06:06:51.020 --> 06:06:53.700 the reason why I wanted you to do that is so you can see where he's starting 06:06:53.700 --> 06:06:58.620 now Jinx remember I wanted you to smite like pre-fire your smite 06:06:58.620 --> 06:07:00.540 on where the big frog is, okay? 06:07:00.540 --> 06:07:02.040 That way you can pull it out further. 06:07:02.040 --> 06:07:04.340 Like, why don't you start practicing this, all right? 06:07:06.260 --> 06:07:08.700 All right, so now pre-fire is fine, pre-fire is fine. 06:07:08.700 --> 06:07:09.540 Try it. 06:07:09.540 --> 06:07:11.100 And now put it up for W. 06:07:11.100 --> 06:07:14.100 Nice, see like that, control W, control it, there you go. 06:07:14.100 --> 06:07:16.940 See like, now that's how you do it, exactly, perfect. 06:07:16.940 --> 06:07:19.820 Perfectly, perfectly, perfectly. 06:07:19.820 --> 06:07:21.100 Perfectly. 06:07:21.100 --> 06:07:24.140 Okay, so now we're gonna play on the, 06:07:24.140 --> 06:07:25.460 the last one, the last one. 06:07:25.460 --> 06:07:26.860 After the last one, you're gonna work 06:07:26.860 --> 06:07:31.260 the rest of outside clear so first look for reset but i don't think he's gonna gain anything from that 06:07:31.260 --> 06:07:35.980 that's a good word by the way so he's gonna look to move no matter when you're laying bro please 06:07:35.980 --> 06:07:42.140 i got you i got you nice very good so look on the wrappers and after wrappers you clear your 06:07:42.140 --> 06:07:46.780 outside was that too late yeah so when you when you see an e just press e so you don't get hit by his 06:07:46.780 --> 06:07:51.260 landing okay keep getting nice okay so now what we're gonna do is you're gonna finish up these 06:07:51.260 --> 06:07:55.980 wrappers and then afterwards you're gonna look on the uh on the wolves it's okay you're just 06:07:55.980 --> 06:07:59.020 Finishing up your clear you're in a good spot now. Okay 06:08:01.220 --> 06:08:03.220 I'm a good little kitty for daddy 06:08:14.860 --> 06:08:16.860 Yeah 06:08:25.980 --> 06:08:27.980 I'm gonna take the ball card. 06:08:27.980 --> 06:08:29.980 Take the ball card. 06:08:29.980 --> 06:08:31.980 Wow, it's on. 06:08:31.980 --> 06:08:33.980 Get a dagger and shoot. 06:08:33.980 --> 06:08:35.980 Hold your Q. Now in the bush. 06:08:35.980 --> 06:08:37.980 Wait, wait, wait. 06:08:37.980 --> 06:08:39.980 Wait, 10 gold and get a refill. 06:08:39.980 --> 06:08:41.980 What? 06:08:41.980 --> 06:08:43.980 That's okay. 06:08:43.980 --> 06:08:45.980 Alright, so now you have to run. 06:08:45.980 --> 06:08:47.980 So run and just put on the crab and then the gromp. 06:08:47.980 --> 06:08:49.980 Okay, Muda, do you remember when he jumps to the E? 06:08:49.980 --> 06:08:51.980 Yeah, sorry. 06:08:51.980 --> 06:08:53.980 What are you crazy? 06:08:53.980 --> 06:08:59.540 Listen listen even even though my good little boy missed his cue what matters that he tried his best 06:09:02.020 --> 06:09:04.660 Okay, get the ground get the ground before we call him then you can recall 06:09:10.260 --> 06:09:13.080 I get call you good boy all the time. Yeah 06:09:13.080 --> 06:09:15.420 No, when I miss, you just call me a f***ing peri- 06:09:15.420 --> 06:09:16.920 Yo, yo, Muda! Muda! 06:09:16.920 --> 06:09:18.920 I've never said anything, nothing! 06:09:18.920 --> 06:09:22.440 Yo, Muda, Hums might call you a good boy, but does he let you do this? 06:09:22.440 --> 06:09:24.440 Jinxie, I'm bending over! 06:09:24.440 --> 06:09:26.440 Hey! I tell you guys not! 06:09:26.440 --> 06:09:27.440 Y'all got a- 06:09:27.440 --> 06:09:29.440 Y'all are a power couple! 06:09:29.440 --> 06:09:31.440 Oh, man! 06:09:31.440 --> 06:09:33.440 Don't you dare touch that sh**! 06:09:33.440 --> 06:09:35.440 No, man, that's a Hums. Get on your knees, Hums. 06:09:35.440 --> 06:09:37.440 Get on your knees! 06:09:37.440 --> 06:09:39.440 Hell no! 06:09:39.440 --> 06:09:41.440 I'm not doing that! 06:09:41.440 --> 06:09:43.440 put a second point in your E bro. 06:09:43.440 --> 06:09:45.440 Mooda, let it crash, let it crash, let it come to you. 06:09:45.440 --> 06:09:47.440 You want it to make him come to you, remember. 06:09:47.440 --> 06:09:49.440 If you're close to him, you can just burst him and get out, okay? 06:09:49.440 --> 06:09:51.440 I'll go for it first, I'll go for it first, okay? 06:09:51.440 --> 06:09:53.440 Does that make sense Mooda? 06:09:53.440 --> 06:09:55.440 Where did Darth Vader go to go in the show? 06:09:55.440 --> 06:09:57.440 Careful. 06:09:57.440 --> 06:09:59.440 He's level 5 right now as well, hold the weight if you can. 06:09:59.440 --> 06:10:02.440 Also, I don't think this guy is bronze as well. 06:10:02.440 --> 06:10:04.440 Being in us too. 06:10:04.440 --> 06:10:06.440 Okay, so now you're going to look through the talks about it. 06:10:06.440 --> 06:10:09.440 Dude, of course Mooda says skit so when it comes to Smurfing, do you care? 06:10:09.440 --> 06:10:13.100 I see what the fuck is this careful careful see remember 06:10:13.440 --> 06:10:15.440 Yep, it's fine 06:10:15.800 --> 06:10:21.120 Okay, so I'll just finish your top to bottom okay, and then I'll put a big radius, okay? 06:10:22.760 --> 06:10:29.880 Careful yeah, we need a farm right now need to find out the way shrink out shake it out. It's fine. That's that's that's that's it 06:10:31.360 --> 06:10:34.760 You're not you three do not you three do not do not do not kill you remember you're gonna counter 06:10:34.760 --> 06:10:39.720 So now you play for the bopters. We're gonna look on the the balls, okay, so we're just playing for the clear 06:10:40.320 --> 06:10:43.080 I want to see short trades only now. Okay short trades only 06:10:43.080 --> 06:10:46.200 It's no change see the goodness is that mood is freezing in sling 06:10:46.200 --> 06:10:49.880 That means that soon we can walk down pick up all the minions that he's thankfully see 06:10:57.200 --> 06:10:59.200 What are you doing bro? 06:11:04.760 --> 06:11:10.000 that's all right that's okay all right yes no listen janksy it's fine cuz 06:11:10.000 --> 06:11:13.200 Muda's just bagging about the back that he's feeding the entire enemy team and 06:11:13.200 --> 06:11:16.040 so I'm just one player 06:11:17.000 --> 06:11:22.000 it's only one that that's fine 06:11:22.000 --> 06:11:28.000 I have 30 seconds left, don't worry, but Muda listen. Once you have Bork you can beat it 06:11:28.000 --> 06:11:32.440 okay you just need to play for this. Muda, shut mid and rotate drag, shut mid rotate drag 06:11:32.440 --> 06:11:35.740 You can buy roti roti now roti now roti now roti now 06:11:35.740 --> 06:11:38.080 Okay, careful slow slow 06:11:38.080 --> 06:11:42.000 Hug the edge of the pit hug the edge of the pit. We need to wait for moda. Just solve the dragon out of the dragon 06:11:42.000 --> 06:11:44.860 Just solve the dragon just stay on the dragon and fuck everything else 06:11:45.680 --> 06:11:47.680 Just just 06:11:47.960 --> 06:11:49.960 This is fuck 06:11:50.840 --> 06:11:52.840 Wait, kill it kill it 06:11:54.840 --> 06:11:56.840 Alright now 06:12:02.440 --> 06:12:03.280 What? 06:12:04.940 --> 06:12:07.240 Mudo, where the fuck were you? 06:12:07.840 --> 06:12:08.340 Yeah, I don't know. 06:12:08.340 --> 06:12:09.940 I was on my way. 06:12:09.940 --> 06:12:11.640 I told you to come for a minute, though. 06:12:11.640 --> 06:12:12.340 I did, I did. 06:12:12.340 --> 06:12:13.840 I came the second that happened. 06:12:13.940 --> 06:12:14.440 Yeah, bruh. 06:12:14.440 --> 06:12:15.540 Hums, hums. 06:12:15.540 --> 06:12:20.240 He did, he did, he did, but he ulted, he ulted and he tried to get the Teemo, 06:12:20.240 --> 06:12:21.440 but he ran away. 06:12:22.040 --> 06:12:23.340 Which is, he still went for something. 06:12:23.340 --> 06:12:24.340 He missed his ult, he ulted not. 06:12:24.740 --> 06:12:26.440 No, he didn't miss. 06:12:26.740 --> 06:12:27.940 The turret blocked it. 06:12:29.240 --> 06:12:29.740 What? 06:12:30.240 --> 06:12:31.840 The turret's in English, bro. 06:12:31.840 --> 06:12:33.840 The total block is ultimate. You didn't miss. 06:12:34.840 --> 06:12:36.840 My best one never misses. 06:12:36.840 --> 06:12:38.840 Muda, can I be honest with you? 06:12:38.840 --> 06:12:39.840 Yes, though. 06:12:39.840 --> 06:12:41.840 You're kind of inting the fuck out of this game right now. 06:12:41.840 --> 06:12:43.840 No, you're not. I swear you're not. 06:12:43.840 --> 06:12:44.840 I swear you're not. 06:12:44.840 --> 06:12:46.840 Don't listen to that, Muda! 06:12:46.840 --> 06:12:47.840 Don't listen to that, my boy! 06:12:47.840 --> 06:12:49.840 Oh, like I normally would, but... 06:12:49.840 --> 06:12:51.840 Dude, listen, listen. 06:12:51.840 --> 06:12:52.840 Jinxie, it's fine. 06:12:52.840 --> 06:12:55.840 Because the problem is that both Muda and Hums 06:12:55.840 --> 06:12:57.840 are trying their best to hold you back. 06:12:57.840 --> 06:12:59.840 This is the reason why it's rough right now. 06:12:59.840 --> 06:13:05.840 right now, but we can overcome the two of them, activate griefing, we got this shit. 06:13:05.840 --> 06:13:10.840 Mura, Mura only short tries to ease and you help us, okay? 06:13:10.840 --> 06:13:14.840 Okay, so Jinxie, what you're gonna do is you're gonna poke here, and now we're gonna tell Mura. 06:13:14.840 --> 06:13:17.840 Mura, these are the new terms and conditions we're laying out. 06:13:17.840 --> 06:13:21.840 If this is not at least half HP by the time Gomp is done, your cannon is gone. 06:13:21.840 --> 06:13:23.840 Two three, two three. 06:13:23.840 --> 06:13:25.840 You asshole. 06:13:25.840 --> 06:13:27.840 Okay, so now he's aware. 06:13:27.840 --> 06:13:30.400 Now play for the Raptors is good 06:13:33.280 --> 06:13:36.960 Now what for you can tell you right now if he alter you can tell you I'll be careful 06:13:37.560 --> 06:13:39.560 Need to pop your pot 06:13:40.520 --> 06:13:42.680 One this guy men bro you guys can definitely do one 06:13:44.280 --> 06:13:49.560 Jinx has jungle camps of fun mood I can wait there are more pressing matters at the moment 06:13:50.360 --> 06:13:52.360 Your jungle does not want to help you 06:13:52.760 --> 06:13:55.260 Nice good dog. You see I just did that. That was really good by the way 06:13:57.840 --> 06:13:59.840 Jinxie, play for the blue and to Gromp. 06:13:59.840 --> 06:14:03.840 Moodai, you're just gonna have to sit there and take it for another minute. 06:14:03.840 --> 06:14:06.840 Jinxie will be with you soon, but there's a line. 06:14:06.840 --> 06:14:08.840 Don't stop it. Do not stop him killing you. 06:14:08.840 --> 06:14:11.840 Moodai, he can ult you and kill you right now, okay? 06:14:11.840 --> 06:14:14.840 You're in danger zone HP. He's a bursting champion, remember. 06:14:14.840 --> 06:14:15.840 Okay. 06:14:15.840 --> 06:14:17.840 Push Swivel, you can stay. 06:14:17.840 --> 06:14:21.840 So Jinxie, play for the Gromp. After the Gromp, we're gonna look on bot. 06:14:21.840 --> 06:14:22.840 Okay, you see. 06:14:22.840 --> 06:14:23.840 You can make no- 06:14:23.840 --> 06:14:26.840 This is gonna be good. Just play for the Gromp and then bot. 06:14:26.840 --> 06:14:30.420 bot. Careful, careful. You're not walking up to them. 06:14:30.420 --> 06:14:33.600 Okay, press W, press W instantly. W now, W now on the door. 06:14:33.600 --> 06:14:34.400 Press B, press B. 06:14:34.400 --> 06:14:37.100 Go for it. You have bot, you have bot. Okay. 06:14:39.100 --> 06:14:42.360 Nice. You have E. Okay, can you hold your Q? 06:14:42.960 --> 06:14:44.740 Yeah, wait, can you hold your Q on the map? 06:14:44.740 --> 06:14:46.860 Now back up. It's fucked, it's fucked. Back up. 06:14:48.120 --> 06:14:51.540 Okay, so now, yes, now just recall, just recall. 06:14:51.540 --> 06:14:53.300 Yeah, but your two didn't matter there. 06:14:53.300 --> 06:14:55.540 The problem was just that you need to wait until your 06:14:55.540 --> 06:14:56.540 One range. 06:14:56.540 --> 06:14:59.740 Can I win against this guy at all? 06:14:59.740 --> 06:15:01.300 Right now he's way ahead of you right now. 06:15:01.300 --> 06:15:03.300 So now you're gonna have to whip him up? 06:15:03.300 --> 06:15:04.300 Ow, though. 06:15:04.300 --> 06:15:06.900 We have one kill and he has 20 CS more than me. 06:15:06.900 --> 06:15:08.660 He's farming pretty good up low. 06:15:08.660 --> 06:15:09.660 Press up. 06:15:09.660 --> 06:15:11.660 Let's get it so fucking grand. 06:15:11.660 --> 06:15:12.660 Okay. 06:15:12.660 --> 06:15:13.660 Just farming pretty good up low. 06:15:13.660 --> 06:15:15.660 So Jyncey, what are we gonna do? 06:15:15.660 --> 06:15:16.660 It's right now. 06:15:16.660 --> 06:15:17.660 Yep. 06:15:17.660 --> 06:15:18.660 You have the board? 06:15:18.660 --> 06:15:19.660 Zachary? 06:15:19.660 --> 06:15:22.660 I know, Jyncey, antagonize your midlaner while you're walking to your fucks. 06:15:22.660 --> 06:15:24.660 This is the time of robot robot robot. That's it. That's it 06:15:25.300 --> 06:15:26.440 Mura 06:15:26.440 --> 06:15:32.700 Yo, what the fuck is going on, bro? I mean, bro. I'm like swan down to the floor. I don't know. That's it 06:15:32.740 --> 06:15:35.580 He's in that bush. I'm up in that bottom bush. They're running right now 06:15:36.220 --> 06:15:39.320 Do you have the way to be here, bro? If they still walk up 06:15:41.320 --> 06:15:43.880 You're gonna walk back. Okay, Jaggen's up in about a minute 06:15:45.020 --> 06:15:49.260 Walk back. I'm gonna lose my mind. I'm both fucking shitty ass coaches. You're not 06:15:49.260 --> 06:15:55.340 Okay, so now Jinxie what you're gonna do is you're gonna do your rafters while you're doing your rafters 06:15:55.340 --> 06:15:59.540 I'm gonna want you to sing a lullaby to Muda so that he feels more innovative 06:16:08.340 --> 06:16:10.340 Okay, so now go for the wolves 06:16:11.220 --> 06:16:18.420 Okay, so Jinxie those good news if Muda does end up dying here, which he might then you can probably catch the mid wave 06:16:19.260 --> 06:16:22.740 No, don't don't get no he needs the way he's starving 06:16:22.740 --> 06:16:25.240 No that's what I said if he dies, if he dies 06:16:25.240 --> 06:16:27.240 You wanna defend yourself bro? 06:16:27.240 --> 06:16:31.240 I mean like, I don't know, not to the socials, I don't fucking know 06:16:31.240 --> 06:16:32.740 Like fuck this guy 06:16:32.740 --> 06:16:35.240 Don't let him take your wave, don't, don't walk, they can't walk into you 06:16:35.240 --> 06:16:40.240 Okay, no Jinx you, go shit on here, there's a few guys up at the end 06:16:40.240 --> 06:16:43.240 Yeah, walk through the bushes and then I'm gonna want you to press W soon 06:16:43.240 --> 06:16:44.240 I'll tell you what 06:16:44.240 --> 06:16:45.240 Murphy, what's the shit 06:16:45.240 --> 06:16:47.240 Alright, let me know, let me know, let me know 06:17:17.240 --> 06:17:18.240 Gromp and then dragon 06:17:20.240 --> 06:17:24.240 I think, well, I don't know, this guy's playing super aggressive when Jinxy gains his killing 06:17:24.240 --> 06:17:26.240 Oh, Jinxy, can you help me please it? 06:17:26.240 --> 06:17:28.240 Yeah, can I get a first contest? 06:17:28.240 --> 06:17:32.240 You can gank first when you have your alt up, so now for now you're going to go for Gromp into dragon 06:17:32.240 --> 06:17:33.240 Then after it's your turn to look at the game 06:17:33.240 --> 06:17:36.240 Okay, you play safe until Jinxy has ulted, okay? 06:17:36.240 --> 06:17:40.240 Okay guys, Jinxy's ult is up in 67 seconds 06:17:40.240 --> 06:17:42.240 We'll play around the player after that 06:17:44.240 --> 06:17:46.240 Wait, Muda, what number did you just say? 06:17:47.240 --> 06:17:49.240 I 06:17:49.240 --> 06:17:51.240 Can't go dragon 06:17:56.600 --> 06:17:58.600 What is really strong dragon 06:18:00.680 --> 06:18:02.680 You can kill you like that 06:18:03.800 --> 06:18:08.720 Well walk all the way back walk all the way back to drag the dragon on a pet further further all the way up to the edge 06:18:08.720 --> 06:18:13.240 All the way up to the edge the edge of the wall the edge of the wall. Yeah, that's fun. Okay, uh 06:18:14.160 --> 06:18:16.160 Yeah, no mind just 06:18:17.240 --> 06:18:25.240 I'm not sure you know, yeah just run, just run, just run, just run, just run, yeah this is gonna be bad, this is gonna be bad, the ESR 06:18:25.240 --> 06:18:32.240 Bull! On your life, on your life, on your life, press 2, press 2, press 2, I don't think he's playing normally 06:18:32.240 --> 06:18:35.240 Okay, switching seats, what am I supposed to do about it? 06:18:35.240 --> 06:18:40.240 Yeah, you had to like, jag it out and then the second you saw that your team wasn't rotated, you just backed off 06:18:40.240 --> 06:18:42.240 Nice! W, W, W! 06:18:42.240 --> 06:18:52.240 So now what I want to do is out of base, you're gonna look for the rat down, out of base. 06:18:52.240 --> 06:18:55.240 But why am I just alone on every dragon, I really don't understand it. 06:18:55.240 --> 06:18:57.240 Cause you're the last character. 06:18:57.240 --> 06:19:00.240 I shouldn't be getting 4v1ed on dragon man. 06:19:00.240 --> 06:19:05.240 I agree with you, I agree with you, but sometimes like, this is the risk. 06:19:05.240 --> 06:19:08.240 I feel like I should not go back here, fuck. 06:19:08.240 --> 06:19:10.240 No 06:19:14.240 --> 06:19:19.160 You need to go back healthy, but did you see how how when his e was down then you can look for a kill on him 06:19:23.880 --> 06:19:28.400 He uses you to dodge it also, which I was like, okay made this time. Do you want me to get expensive in a minute? 06:19:28.960 --> 06:19:30.960 Yes, please JC, please 06:19:38.240 --> 06:19:40.880 Okay, go for the Raptors. After the Raptors, go for it. 06:19:40.880 --> 06:19:43.440 He out! Nice! Just like that, Moodle. You see what he just did? 06:19:44.080 --> 06:19:46.880 You see what he just did? The moment he pressed E, that's when you press E too. 06:19:47.280 --> 06:19:52.240 Okay, so Jinx is low key. Don't get med yet. Go to the enemy blue buff now. 06:19:52.240 --> 06:19:52.720 Enemy blue. 06:19:52.720 --> 06:19:56.080 Okay, now, Moodle, you're going to hover the topside on Jinx's side, okay? 06:19:56.080 --> 06:19:59.120 Hover the topside. Hover more on his side, just in case he needs help, okay? 06:19:59.120 --> 06:19:59.760 Yeah. 06:20:00.560 --> 06:20:04.880 Okay, now, do you know how to use your E? You need to save your E in case the E comes. 06:20:04.880 --> 06:20:08.300 It's always up. That's right. Let's get the easy dogs 15 seconds. Be careful 06:20:09.020 --> 06:20:11.660 So now what we're gonna pay for us. We're gonna pay for the blue ground 06:20:17.240 --> 06:20:19.240 Jinxie Jinxie's helping it to be to 06:20:34.880 --> 06:20:35.380 Yes! 06:20:35.380 --> 06:20:37.060 Actually, the house picked up action. 06:20:37.060 --> 06:20:38.060 He's on play. 06:20:38.060 --> 06:20:39.060 He needs it. 06:20:39.060 --> 06:20:40.560 I got the kill. 06:20:40.560 --> 06:20:42.060 I got the search. 06:20:42.060 --> 06:20:43.560 My Jody's on welfare. 06:20:43.560 --> 06:20:44.560 He needs it. 06:20:44.560 --> 06:20:46.560 We're actually losing, bro. 06:20:46.560 --> 06:20:48.560 If we were going to lose the game, like, awesome. 06:20:48.560 --> 06:20:49.060 It's OK. 06:20:49.060 --> 06:20:49.560 It's OK. 06:20:49.560 --> 06:20:51.560 We're finally losing the lane to begin with. 06:20:51.560 --> 06:20:52.060 Honest. 06:20:52.060 --> 06:20:53.560 I'm going to get out of my chop, bro. 06:20:53.560 --> 06:20:54.960 Hey, Jinxy, Jinxy, listen. 06:20:54.960 --> 06:20:56.460 Rule one of being a LAN board, 06:20:56.460 --> 06:20:58.640 always wait to run to the single mothers. 06:20:58.640 --> 06:21:00.280 If he's sitting on his homeless, 06:21:00.280 --> 06:21:01.680 we make it worse for him. 06:21:01.680 --> 06:21:03.680 All right. 06:21:03.680 --> 06:21:05.680 Ok, I'm top now. 06:21:05.680 --> 06:21:07.680 Press me, press me, press me. 06:21:07.680 --> 06:21:09.680 Press me, press me, press me. 06:21:09.680 --> 06:21:11.680 Press me, press me, press me. 06:21:11.680 --> 06:21:13.680 Ok, so yeah, now we get this. 06:21:13.680 --> 06:21:15.680 And then after which you're going to take the island and recall. 06:21:15.680 --> 06:21:16.680 I recall. 06:21:16.680 --> 06:21:17.680 I don't know if I want you to do that. 06:21:17.680 --> 06:21:18.680 No, let's go back to the island. 06:21:18.680 --> 06:21:19.680 No, back up and recall. 06:21:19.680 --> 06:21:20.680 Recall. 06:21:20.680 --> 06:21:21.680 Nice. 06:21:21.680 --> 06:21:22.680 She's taking your wave. 06:21:22.680 --> 06:21:24.680 And then I wanted to get the plated state caps. 06:21:25.680 --> 06:21:26.680 There you go. 06:21:26.680 --> 06:21:27.680 Now run to the blue. 06:21:28.680 --> 06:21:29.680 Very good 2v2. 06:21:30.680 --> 06:21:31.680 Very good. 06:21:31.680 --> 06:21:36.680 Okay, so Jinxie, let me ask you a question. When our mid laner is on food stamps, what do we do? 06:21:36.680 --> 06:21:37.680 Raise the rent. 06:21:37.680 --> 06:21:42.680 Exactly, and we steal his food stamps, that way we get a discount next time we go to the grocery store. 06:21:42.680 --> 06:21:46.680 Okay, now, Moodle, if the landlord raises the rent, you gotta kill him, okay? 06:21:46.680 --> 06:21:48.680 So if he takes you in again, follow him in the jungle. 06:21:48.680 --> 06:21:49.680 Yo, yo. 06:21:49.680 --> 06:21:50.680 Okay. 06:21:50.680 --> 06:21:51.680 Follow him in the jungle. 06:21:51.680 --> 06:21:55.680 Alright, Jinxie, after this comp, I want you to take the ball wave. 06:21:55.680 --> 06:21:57.680 Wait, no, but it's for the enemy bar. 06:21:57.680 --> 06:21:58.680 You should reset. Moodle, reset. 06:21:58.680 --> 06:22:01.680 Yeah, actually never mind. Never mind. Just go to the wall. Just go to the wall. 06:22:01.680 --> 06:22:03.680 What could you buy? Support, right? 06:22:04.680 --> 06:22:06.680 You can stop your base here. You're gonna stop your base here. 06:22:07.680 --> 06:22:10.680 I feel like I want to do like an exit, like exit damage. 06:22:10.680 --> 06:22:15.680 Yeah, but at the same time, he could kill you. You're not strong right now. You're not either there. They're baiting you. 06:22:15.680 --> 06:22:19.680 We want to get this. Yeah. Teemo's dead. Teemo's dead. 06:22:19.680 --> 06:22:22.680 We're gonna bait the Fizz. Bait the Fizz. Teemo's dead though. 06:22:22.680 --> 06:22:24.680 Alright, let's push this one. Let's push this one. 06:22:24.680 --> 06:22:26.680 Okay, I'll do it. I want to do it. I want to do it. 06:22:26.680 --> 06:22:28.680 Yeah, there's three people that are back out back out. 06:22:29.480 --> 06:22:31.480 It's literally three people that are back out back out. 06:22:31.960 --> 06:22:38.680 Jinxy, what do we do to our tenants when they don't tip us at least 15% at the end of the month? 06:22:38.680 --> 06:22:39.680 What? 06:22:39.680 --> 06:22:40.180 What? 06:22:40.180 --> 06:22:41.180 We raised the rent. 06:22:41.180 --> 06:22:42.680 You gotta tip the tenant? 06:22:42.680 --> 06:22:43.180 What? 06:22:43.180 --> 06:22:45.180 They got to the lawn, Lord, bro. 06:22:45.180 --> 06:22:46.180 What? 06:22:46.180 --> 06:22:48.180 It ain't a free service. 06:22:48.180 --> 06:22:51.180 Alright, Jinx is on six. This game's over, but let's play it out anyways. 06:22:52.180 --> 06:22:53.180 Careful. 06:22:53.180 --> 06:22:55.680 Because if Jinx is on six, then that means that Jinx is on five. 06:22:55.680 --> 06:22:58.200 He's done that every time bro like they know he's not 06:23:25.680 --> 06:23:27.680 What the guys are doing? 06:23:27.680 --> 06:23:29.680 What the fuck? 06:23:29.680 --> 06:23:31.680 What are they taking on you ladies? 06:23:31.680 --> 06:23:33.680 Go top, go top, go top. I saw you playing welfare right now. 06:23:33.680 --> 06:23:35.680 Oh my god, what is wrong with my team? 06:23:35.680 --> 06:23:37.680 Now he wants to take a shot at me. 06:23:37.680 --> 06:23:39.680 Give me what you have with you. 06:23:39.680 --> 06:23:41.680 Give me 3D1 to E, 3D1 to E. 06:23:41.680 --> 06:23:43.680 Yeah, go for it. 06:23:43.680 --> 06:23:45.680 Stop his base, smite him. 06:23:45.680 --> 06:23:47.680 Why now? 06:23:47.680 --> 06:23:49.680 Nice. 06:23:49.680 --> 06:23:51.680 Help, help, help. 06:23:51.680 --> 06:23:53.680 Come, you got him, you got him, you got him. 06:23:53.680 --> 06:23:55.680 You got him. You got him. You got him. You got him. You got him. 06:23:56.680 --> 06:23:57.680 Yes! 06:23:57.680 --> 06:23:59.680 I'm the greatest hammer! 06:23:59.680 --> 06:24:03.680 I'm the greatest hammer all time! 06:24:03.680 --> 06:24:06.680 Okay, Jensy, block mid right now and steal Muta's cannon wave. 06:24:06.680 --> 06:24:07.680 No, no. 06:24:07.680 --> 06:24:09.680 Muta, let's try and get her. No, Muta! You have your cannon! 06:24:09.680 --> 06:24:11.680 Muta, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't! 06:24:11.680 --> 06:24:14.680 Okay, go for the red buff. After the red buff, you're going to recomba to the target. 06:24:14.680 --> 06:24:17.680 Control your emotions. You're going to get trolls like this. 06:24:18.680 --> 06:24:19.680 Control. 06:24:21.680 --> 06:24:22.680 Keep pushing. Keep pushing. Remember? 06:24:23.680 --> 06:24:27.120 Yeah, Muda, your coach has told you to calm down. How does that make you feel? 06:24:27.120 --> 06:24:28.640 I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, go back, go back, go back. 06:24:28.640 --> 06:24:31.040 It's TP, it's TP. First half, not Fetazine. 06:24:31.040 --> 06:24:32.040 First half? 06:24:32.040 --> 06:24:33.040 Oh, I'm carrying. 06:24:33.040 --> 06:24:36.280 Oh, so you need to kill him, but, but, right now, he's too far back. 06:24:36.280 --> 06:24:37.600 He's too far back, okay. 06:24:37.600 --> 06:24:39.800 Can't you, like, fucking dive on him? 06:24:39.800 --> 06:24:40.800 No. 06:24:40.800 --> 06:24:41.800 Alright, now what's the deal? 06:24:41.800 --> 06:24:42.800 I can... 06:24:42.800 --> 06:24:43.800 First P, first P, you're wasting time. 06:24:43.800 --> 06:24:44.800 What am I gonna do? 06:24:44.800 --> 06:24:47.800 Muda, I want you to come dragon with me. 06:24:47.800 --> 06:24:48.800 Okay, I got you. 06:24:48.800 --> 06:24:49.800 I can't kill him. 06:24:49.800 --> 06:24:50.800 He's invisible. 06:24:50.800 --> 06:24:51.800 Kill him. 06:24:51.800 --> 06:24:52.800 I'm gonna be able to kill everyone, but... 06:24:52.800 --> 06:24:54.800 I 06:25:11.760 --> 06:25:13.760 What are they use what are they use do you know? 06:25:14.880 --> 06:25:16.880 Yeah 06:25:22.800 --> 06:25:27.600 right now Muda go down right now now this your time here yeah now like you 06:25:27.600 --> 06:25:36.120 such a piece of shit you got it towards the direction you want to go 06:25:36.120 --> 06:25:41.160 what is the point of being here I'm sorry just in case they're ready dragon Muda 06:25:41.160 --> 06:25:49.080 sold the dragon sold the dragon now for Jynxie okay 06:25:49.080 --> 06:25:54.680 Muda, Muda, Jynxie, what do we do when our peasants disobey our orders? 06:25:54.680 --> 06:25:57.880 I'm not, bro. I'm not stealing this fucking cannon. 06:25:57.880 --> 06:26:01.880 Bro, they have free jack, they have free jack, they have free jack. 06:26:01.880 --> 06:26:03.880 Yeah, just say you're out first and afterwards. 06:26:03.880 --> 06:26:05.880 I'm not strong. I'm not strong. 06:26:05.880 --> 06:26:07.880 Yo, do a burn, both of you do a burn now. 06:26:07.880 --> 06:26:09.880 Muda, go burn, go burn. 06:26:09.880 --> 06:26:11.880 Muda, you can kill him. 06:26:11.880 --> 06:26:13.880 You can kill Muda. 06:26:13.880 --> 06:26:17.880 Okay, get the cannon first, get the cannon first, and then go burn. 06:26:47.880 --> 06:26:49.880 Don't know our don't know our 06:26:49.880 --> 06:26:55.960 Okay, I guess you know what for the better. Yes, you're very nice. No, no, no, no, let's go home 06:26:58.440 --> 06:27:00.440 Let's get the bear stop fucking crying 06:27:01.320 --> 06:27:03.880 What a listen the good news is you don't need yes, bro 06:27:07.720 --> 06:27:10.760 But you don't need to have a carry jungler on your team relax a little bit 06:27:12.200 --> 06:27:16.440 There needs one instead look at the jungler diff like boot up. Can you appreciate the jungler diff? 06:27:16.440 --> 06:27:19.800 I appreciate the jungle there. Thank you 06:27:25.000 --> 06:27:27.000 Nice 06:27:29.280 --> 06:27:31.280 Nice dodge 06:27:35.600 --> 06:27:38.360 Bro, why is this how to do that that's so broken what 06:27:38.360 --> 06:27:40.360 Oh my god 06:27:40.360 --> 06:27:44.360 I just get killed. I don't get it. I never get it. That's fine. That's fine. 06:27:44.360 --> 06:27:48.360 Relax! Just fucking try baby! Stop fucking trying! 06:27:48.360 --> 06:27:50.360 God damn it! 06:27:50.360 --> 06:27:52.360 I just made me a negative Nancy bro, like I'm fucking doing this. 06:27:52.360 --> 06:27:55.360 Doesn't matter if we're gonna win, we got bear and shut up! 06:27:55.360 --> 06:27:56.360 All right! 06:27:56.360 --> 06:27:58.360 All right! 06:27:58.360 --> 06:28:00.360 Go join my team, we're gonna fight! 06:28:00.360 --> 06:28:02.360 Bye! 06:28:02.360 --> 06:28:04.360 I'm gonna go bot, I'm gonna go bot, I'm gonna go bot, I'm gonna go bot. 06:28:04.360 --> 06:28:05.360 I'm gonna go bot. 06:28:05.360 --> 06:28:07.360 What are you doing with a list of three people? 06:28:07.360 --> 06:28:11.360 Okay, so Jinxie, since we're at the bottom, we're gonna want to become the top. 06:28:11.360 --> 06:28:15.360 No, no, no, you're parking wrong right now. See, you could have went all the way around. 06:28:16.360 --> 06:28:20.360 See how you went the long way. So now you're Jinxie taking your CS. 06:28:20.360 --> 06:28:22.360 Ping him back, ping him back. 06:28:22.360 --> 06:28:24.360 You bitch! 06:28:24.360 --> 06:28:29.360 Okay, so now Jinxie, take the grogson out for us, go for the top. 06:28:29.360 --> 06:28:33.360 Don't let him take the CS. Ping him back, control left click. 06:28:33.360 --> 06:28:35.360 T-Bots here. 06:28:35.360 --> 06:28:35.860 Yep. 06:28:35.860 --> 06:28:36.360 I said, move up. 06:28:36.360 --> 06:28:36.860 Take the one. 06:28:36.860 --> 06:28:37.360 Nice. 06:28:37.360 --> 06:28:38.360 Press up and out, press up and out. 06:28:38.360 --> 06:28:40.360 Double now, double now, double now. 06:28:40.360 --> 06:28:41.360 And now go for him. 06:28:41.360 --> 06:28:43.360 Follow the blood signs. 06:28:43.360 --> 06:28:44.360 There you go. 06:28:44.360 --> 06:28:45.360 Keep pushing, keep pushing. 06:28:45.360 --> 06:28:46.360 Now, apply pressure. 06:28:46.360 --> 06:28:46.860 Nice, you have to. 06:28:46.860 --> 06:28:48.360 How you got to apply pressure on silence, okay? 06:28:48.360 --> 06:28:48.860 Let's see. 06:28:48.860 --> 06:28:49.860 Don't forget about your Ebro. 06:28:49.860 --> 06:28:51.860 You cannot forget about your E. 06:28:51.860 --> 06:28:53.360 Come to go. 06:28:53.360 --> 06:28:55.360 Okay, now go top, go top, go top. 06:28:55.360 --> 06:28:58.360 Just push top now. 06:28:58.360 --> 06:28:59.360 Blood brunts. 06:28:59.360 --> 06:29:00.860 They all rock. 06:29:00.860 --> 06:29:02.860 Bro, Loki, you should chop the bastard Ebro. 06:29:02.860 --> 06:29:09.260 your warwick's insane i'm not gonna lie thank you brother fuck no push up push up 06:29:09.260 --> 06:29:12.940 push up stay top stay top 06:29:14.220 --> 06:29:16.860 keep going keep going no you don't you don't have alt even if you're part of 06:29:16.860 --> 06:29:20.140 it doesn't matter this is really good for you this is really good for you really 06:29:20.140 --> 06:29:22.940 really good for you when i do something this game 06:29:22.940 --> 06:29:26.220 sir he's getting the turret by he's just really good keep pushing keep pushing 06:29:26.220 --> 06:29:30.780 keep pushing no he's a push fucking push keep pushing it's really good for you guys 06:29:30.780 --> 06:29:32.780 I'm going to kill the first one 06:29:32.780 --> 06:29:34.780 Yeah, yeah, it's really good. Keep pushing, keep pushing 06:29:34.780 --> 06:29:36.780 I saw you guys want to reset 06:29:36.780 --> 06:29:38.780 Get a little more charge 06:29:38.780 --> 06:29:40.780 Mura, get ready, get ready to reset 06:29:40.780 --> 06:29:42.780 Get as much points as you can 06:29:42.780 --> 06:29:44.780 The moment you see somebody coming towards you 06:29:44.780 --> 06:29:46.780 Mura, run, keep hitting it until you see somebody 06:29:46.780 --> 06:29:47.780 Run! 06:29:47.780 --> 06:29:49.780 Okay, so now Jeng is going to the bush and I'm going to be called 06:29:49.780 --> 06:29:51.780 If he takes you deep, you E and you try to kill him 06:29:51.780 --> 06:29:53.780 Kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him 06:29:57.780 --> 06:29:59.780 Careful, got W 06:29:59.780 --> 06:30:01.340 Yeah, turn, turn, turn, turn. 06:30:01.340 --> 06:30:05.220 Okay, so you have fire commandant for death sands, then go to the red buff. 06:30:05.220 --> 06:30:09.100 Muna, legitimately, what the fuck have you done this whole game? 06:30:09.100 --> 06:30:10.000 I'm not even kidding! 06:30:10.000 --> 06:30:10.940 What have you done? 06:30:10.940 --> 06:30:14.840 I literally broke all the fucking down fucking bottom lane turrets. 06:30:14.840 --> 06:30:16.700 Yeah, yeah, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay. 06:30:16.700 --> 06:30:19.080 It's all free, you fucking shit came out of that. 06:30:19.080 --> 06:30:25.940 Okay, so Jengzee, so Jengzee, the good thing is this, I've moved up all the turrets to take gold so that he gets so bad as liner. 06:30:25.940 --> 06:30:27.620 You're panicking, you're not so old. 06:30:27.620 --> 06:30:28.580 How's that gonna do? 06:30:28.580 --> 06:30:30.580 It's just the calendar picks to be so hard. 06:30:30.580 --> 06:30:32.660 Yeah, but you can bait out his E. 06:30:32.660 --> 06:30:35.700 If you E and keep auto-tacking, he's gonna use his E. 06:30:35.700 --> 06:30:37.780 The moment he uses E, that's when you ult. 06:30:37.780 --> 06:30:38.420 Okay? 06:30:38.420 --> 06:30:40.420 You know, this is great and all. Just get a kill, bro. 06:30:40.420 --> 06:30:40.820 Seriously. 06:30:41.380 --> 06:30:42.100 I was waiting on that. 06:30:44.020 --> 06:30:46.580 Okay, so now, Jax, let's do the countdown and then we'll come to the shot. 06:30:47.300 --> 06:30:48.180 I'm gonna fucking tweet. 06:30:48.180 --> 06:30:49.220 This guy speaks to me one more time. 06:30:49.220 --> 06:30:50.260 Time's up. I'm gonna fucking- 06:30:50.260 --> 06:30:50.660 It's okay! 06:30:51.220 --> 06:30:52.500 Listen, listen, listen, listen. 06:30:52.500 --> 06:30:53.140 It's okay. 06:30:53.140 --> 06:30:53.460 It's like- 06:30:53.460 --> 06:30:54.980 Get the crap, get the crap, get the crap. 06:30:54.980 --> 06:30:56.660 When you're girlfriend, it's just yelling at you to say, 06:30:56.660 --> 06:30:58.660 Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. Let's say just, you know, 06:30:58.660 --> 06:30:59.660 I don't know. 06:30:59.660 --> 06:31:00.660 Well, like, I don't know more than that. 06:31:00.660 --> 06:31:01.660 I just took all my kills of games. 06:31:01.660 --> 06:31:02.660 It's fucking pussy. Jesus. 06:31:02.660 --> 06:31:03.660 Look, there's four kills off me, bro. 06:31:03.660 --> 06:31:04.660 Fuck this fucking game. 06:31:04.660 --> 06:31:05.660 No, but he's playing. 06:31:05.660 --> 06:31:06.660 You guys are playing good. 06:31:06.660 --> 06:31:08.660 Hey, so, Jax, you go bot. Go bot. 06:31:08.660 --> 06:31:10.660 The bad news is your midlaner is solutionally. 06:31:10.660 --> 06:31:11.660 He has three assists and he's accusing him 06:31:11.660 --> 06:31:12.660 of stealing four kills. 06:31:12.660 --> 06:31:15.660 Don't fuck shit about my student contest. 06:31:15.660 --> 06:31:17.660 Your student is fucking delusional, huh? 06:31:17.660 --> 06:31:18.660 My student is playing amazing. 06:31:18.660 --> 06:31:20.660 Ain't that right, big ass? 06:31:20.660 --> 06:31:22.660 Yes, yes, that's right. 06:31:22.660 --> 06:31:24.660 Yo, this game is playing like a big P. 06:31:24.660 --> 06:31:30.700 Hopper motor then the bush in the bush out brown. I mean yeah, it's my it's my it's my it's my it's my it's good 06:31:31.340 --> 06:31:37.380 They sell coming kill me kill me. I try I try I say keep on come on nice go for more kill me not 06:31:37.980 --> 06:31:39.980 This is right there, but I 06:31:41.340 --> 06:31:43.340 I'm fucking damn it 06:31:48.220 --> 06:31:50.220 Let's watch more. Let's watch murder 06:31:54.660 --> 06:31:57.980 You have to be quick, you have to be quick, that's fine, that's fine, you kill the Valkyrie 06:31:57.980 --> 06:32:01.660 but you can use it on the, you can be faster on the Valkyrie and not kill the enemy. 06:32:01.660 --> 06:32:02.980 We're good, we're good. 06:32:02.980 --> 06:32:04.260 Yeah, that's right, that's right. 06:32:04.260 --> 06:32:10.140 Jynxxy, Jynxxy, I want you to say, yo, Muda, Hums keeps calling you Big M, but this 06:32:10.140 --> 06:32:12.300 game you're playing like a big P. 06:32:12.300 --> 06:32:14.300 Bro, you can hear me bro. 06:32:14.300 --> 06:32:16.300 Yo, Dodges, are you stupid? 06:32:16.300 --> 06:32:18.300 What are you playing wonderful? 06:32:18.300 --> 06:32:20.300 You're playing wonderful, bro. 06:32:20.300 --> 06:32:24.300 Even in a bad matchup, even in a bad matchup, you're still playing. 06:32:24.300 --> 06:32:28.300 So what are you gonna do here Jaxus? You're just gonna walk there? 06:32:28.300 --> 06:32:32.300 So you pop, so you pop and then get it, pickaxe. 06:32:32.300 --> 06:32:36.300 Okay go top, go top, this is free. 06:32:36.300 --> 06:32:40.300 Okay man what should we do here now? 06:32:40.300 --> 06:32:42.300 Go for the clutch, go for the clutch. 06:32:42.300 --> 06:32:46.300 Yes good, you go top lane, ping anyone who's top lane out. 06:32:46.300 --> 06:32:48.300 A thousand people top though. 06:32:48.300 --> 06:32:50.300 Well ping him out. 06:32:50.300 --> 06:32:52.300 Please play better. 06:32:52.300 --> 06:32:55.180 I'll just see your face, baby. 06:32:55.180 --> 06:32:59.660 Jaycee, take the car yourself. 06:32:59.660 --> 06:33:05.180 Yeah, I swear to God, if you ever saw a sticker of my game, bro, I'm gonna fucking shit on you until I die. 06:33:05.180 --> 06:33:07.180 Bro, I got the merch done, bro. We are not playing. 06:33:07.180 --> 06:33:08.300 My fucking voice. 06:33:08.300 --> 06:33:10.300 You're getting mugged by an iron. 06:33:10.300 --> 06:33:14.300 So when I looped the cellphone, it's an iron, but when it's fucking down, you were talking about it. 06:33:14.300 --> 06:33:16.300 You're always sending mootahs. It's always sending drop-a-wort. 06:33:16.300 --> 06:33:18.300 Okay, so Jaycee wants it. 06:33:18.300 --> 06:33:20.300 I'll send some of the mootahs. 06:33:20.300 --> 06:33:26.380 The blue thing no, you see that blue flower. Yes. Yes hit it towards the bear. We're gonna walk in. We need you bro 06:33:26.380 --> 06:33:28.700 We're playing for cop get in here. Get shit 06:33:30.820 --> 06:33:32.820 The cop the cop the cop 06:33:33.180 --> 06:33:35.180 He's blinding you can't use your auto-sci-fi. That's all 06:33:35.780 --> 06:33:36.980 That's all 06:33:36.980 --> 06:33:37.980 Nice 06:33:37.980 --> 06:33:41.900 Nice, we're sorry. Press. I'll be press. I'll be don't go in yet. Don't go in yet 06:33:42.660 --> 06:33:44.660 Yeah, please 06:33:44.980 --> 06:33:46.980 Yep 06:33:46.980 --> 06:33:50.600 Use the green point right there. Green point right there. I'll bump you above you hit it 06:33:50.600 --> 06:33:54.160 Let's click it and then walk on it. Yes. Thanks. Yeah chase him chase 06:33:54.740 --> 06:33:56.740 Eat it eat it eat it 06:33:57.420 --> 06:33:59.820 Very good. You see that's he press you 06:34:04.380 --> 06:34:06.380 Nice 06:34:06.380 --> 06:34:08.380 Fuck you! Come on, let's beat them shit! 06:34:08.380 --> 06:34:10.380 God, you're so worthless! 06:34:10.380 --> 06:34:11.380 I'm behind you! 06:34:11.380 --> 06:34:12.380 I'm behind you! 06:34:13.380 --> 06:34:14.380 It's me, go to the bathroom! 06:34:14.380 --> 06:34:15.380 Chase him, chase him! 06:34:15.380 --> 06:34:16.380 He's gonna come to you! 06:34:16.380 --> 06:34:17.380 That fizz better die, Muda! 06:34:17.380 --> 06:34:19.380 One lucky, that fizz better die! 06:34:19.380 --> 06:34:20.380 One lucky! 06:34:20.380 --> 06:34:22.380 Eat you! Eat you! 06:34:22.380 --> 06:34:23.380 Muda! 06:34:23.380 --> 06:34:24.380 Chase him, chase him! 06:34:24.380 --> 06:34:26.380 Muda! Muda! Muda! 06:34:27.380 --> 06:34:28.380 You ass! 06:34:30.380 --> 06:34:31.380 He flashes, okay. 06:34:31.380 --> 06:34:32.380 No, no, Muda, okay. 06:34:32.380 --> 06:34:33.380 Muda, you're not ass. 06:34:33.380 --> 06:34:34.380 No, you're not ass! 06:34:34.380 --> 06:34:37.660 He was in Q range! 06:34:37.660 --> 06:34:38.160 No! 06:34:38.160 --> 06:34:40.160 That was a valiant effort right there, Muta! 06:34:40.160 --> 06:34:42.160 Very good! 06:34:42.160 --> 06:34:43.160 Valiant effort? 06:34:43.160 --> 06:34:46.160 I'm getting fucking hinted, Humps! 06:34:46.160 --> 06:34:46.660 No! 06:34:46.660 --> 06:34:47.160 He got it! 06:34:47.160 --> 06:34:48.160 He got a good flight of doughs! 06:34:48.160 --> 06:34:52.160 Why did you just owe him 10 of my mid laners, brain dad?! 06:34:52.160 --> 06:34:53.160 Oh my god, I have more kills! 06:34:53.160 --> 06:34:56.160 I'm gonna be outskill my mid laner, you fucking pussy terrorist! 06:34:56.160 --> 06:34:57.660 Dude, I'm gonna be honest. 06:34:57.660 --> 06:35:02.020 The only valiant effort this game is Muta towards the fucking World Hunger, bro, 06:35:02.020 --> 06:35:04.020 so hard that he's feeding everyone this game. 06:35:04.020 --> 06:35:10.020 So go for, go for the tops of our folk here. 06:35:10.020 --> 06:35:14.020 He's feeding all the hunger. 06:35:14.020 --> 06:35:16.020 Hums, you better shut your bitch ass up right now. 06:35:16.020 --> 06:35:18.020 We talked him about time before that. 06:35:18.020 --> 06:35:20.020 He has 70. 06:35:20.020 --> 06:35:21.020 Okay, Hums. 06:35:21.020 --> 06:35:22.020 Fine. 06:35:22.020 --> 06:35:24.020 When we want the IRL to settle the bet, I get a shotgun. 06:35:24.020 --> 06:35:26.020 You get brass knuckles. 06:35:26.020 --> 06:35:30.020 Okay. 06:35:30.020 --> 06:35:34.620 I want you to look for the bot side 06:35:45.500 --> 06:35:50.140 So no change to listen you're gonna play for your bot side afterwards look on the look on the dragon 06:35:51.140 --> 06:35:53.140 Or the crap 06:36:00.020 --> 06:36:05.220 Yeah, you guys didn't kill the ima don't forget like yeah, miss misfortunes the biggest 06:36:06.620 --> 06:36:09.740 Jinx you walk in Jinx you walk in there walking here. Yeah, we're here 06:36:11.500 --> 06:36:13.500 Nice good. Oh, it's good. Oh 06:36:24.940 --> 06:36:28.780 Where are you? Oh my god 06:36:30.020 --> 06:36:31.620 It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. 06:36:31.620 --> 06:36:34.020 Why did you do it so long? 06:36:34.020 --> 06:36:36.020 Because I come at the perfect time, bro. 06:36:36.020 --> 06:36:39.420 Yeah, let's go baiting, you fucking piece of shit! 06:36:39.420 --> 06:36:40.020 Never late. 06:36:40.020 --> 06:36:41.020 Hurry up! 06:36:43.520 --> 06:36:46.020 Never late, we never, but never late is better. 06:36:46.020 --> 06:36:48.020 Some of the time is money, but we'll spend it together. 06:36:48.020 --> 06:36:51.020 Bro, stop singing, Jake, and focus on the game. 06:36:51.020 --> 06:36:52.020 You're showing off. 06:36:52.020 --> 06:36:54.020 Bro, I thought you said it's a trap. 06:36:54.020 --> 06:36:55.020 You're always following me, right? 06:36:55.020 --> 06:36:56.020 Yep. 06:36:56.020 --> 06:37:00.020 So now Jinx, you flamed your midlaner for making the wrong call again. 06:37:00.020 --> 06:37:04.020 No, that was not the wrong call. He was taking the wave and he had a good flank again. 06:37:04.020 --> 06:37:06.020 Wonderful move. Good job. 06:37:06.020 --> 06:37:08.020 Always play for yourself, Muda. Do not play for your team. 06:37:08.020 --> 06:37:12.020 Now you want to reset here. Go back. Go back. Now you can go to dragon, okay? 06:37:12.020 --> 06:37:15.020 So now Jinx's out of base, you're gonna walk dragon then Baron. 06:37:15.020 --> 06:37:18.020 Well, actually, no Muda, you press B. Let them do the dragon. 06:37:18.020 --> 06:37:21.020 No, no, they can stop your base here. They can stop your base here, Muda. 06:37:21.020 --> 06:37:24.020 They know you're dead. They know you're dead, Muda. 06:37:24.020 --> 06:37:29.020 I just run into the dragon. Are you a copper? I said it 30 seconds ago. I mean, yeah, we don't 06:37:29.020 --> 06:37:33.300 God damn it. You fuck you. Oh, you don't need to go. You don't need to go. Press me. Press me. Press me. 06:37:33.460 --> 06:37:35.540 We don't need a hundred people on drag. 06:37:36.180 --> 06:37:38.180 Double one, double one, double one. 06:37:40.180 --> 06:37:44.180 Oh my god. So Jaxx, you don't bitch and dragon. That would have never happened. I hate you. 06:37:44.180 --> 06:37:46.180 Yeah, exactly. Yo, Muta, I fucking hate you. 06:37:46.180 --> 06:37:48.180 Wallahi! 06:37:48.180 --> 06:37:53.300 I literally said just go to the dragon and now it's stolen! 06:37:53.300 --> 06:37:55.300 You piece of shit! 06:37:55.300 --> 06:37:59.300 I'm just a vessel of my coach, my coach told me not to go so I'm just a vessel of my coach, sorry. 06:37:59.300 --> 06:38:01.300 Hums, what the fuck is wrong with you? 06:38:01.300 --> 06:38:05.300 Yeah, can you say like, can your coach talk to my coach? That's not a me problem, that's my vessel of my coach. 06:38:05.300 --> 06:38:11.300 Listen, I told my vessel to go B, to be fair, so I'll take that one to the tip. 06:38:11.300 --> 06:38:15.300 Oh, he's about to be a vessel for a Jinx, he's not a piano performer like that again. 06:38:15.300 --> 06:38:17.300 He's like, he's over for four minutes. 06:38:17.300 --> 06:38:20.300 It's okay, it's alright. They got Baron though, that is not good. 06:38:20.300 --> 06:38:22.300 Yeah, backup. Jinx, you go for the right bus. 06:38:22.300 --> 06:38:25.300 You're in your script in you again 06:38:43.300 --> 06:38:48.780 What's up, what are they trolling your team should be toppling with you right now? You're one-man army, okay? 06:38:48.780 --> 06:38:52.940 play by yourself okay I'll turn the face off the face off the face off the face 06:38:52.940 --> 06:38:54.940 off the face 06:38:54.940 --> 06:38:56.940 uh close 06:38:56.940 --> 06:39:02.860 that's the team most true this ultimate it just basically just like oh nice pretty stuff on our mind okay that's okay 06:39:02.860 --> 06:39:04.860 this is mine we can heal up 06:39:06.460 --> 06:39:08.460 I get to fucking help 06:39:08.460 --> 06:39:10.460 Jesus 06:39:10.460 --> 06:39:12.460 MOOOOO NOOOOO 06:39:12.460 --> 06:39:14.460 something wrong with this guy genuinely 06:39:14.460 --> 06:39:16.460 I'm gonna back up back up back up 06:39:16.460 --> 06:39:26.160 Macro I'm working micro bro chill 06:39:29.660 --> 06:39:31.660 It's all the way around you're doing macro they're doing 06:39:32.620 --> 06:39:34.900 Yes, you can move to go get him ignite 06:39:35.780 --> 06:39:40.240 Ignite, okay by the side stage up. I'm gonna not try to base here look for the blue 06:40:16.460 --> 06:40:21.140 me sell you pickaxe it's one of the components all right so what do I do all 06:40:21.140 --> 06:40:25.940 left click them that dance to be honest golden needs I don't know my okay you'll 06:40:25.940 --> 06:40:32.500 have it by then you're spawning in 30 seconds so you'll you'll you'll have 06:40:32.500 --> 06:40:36.140 enough go wait wait wait more 06:40:37.020 --> 06:40:43.460 well played with all the mazes 8.2k damage right there terrorist I'm a 06:40:43.460 --> 06:40:49.500 Terrorists wait hums hums. Yeah, what's 8.2 minus? 06:40:51.820 --> 06:40:53.820 1.5 06:40:57.140 --> 06:40:59.300 No, I feel not four times I shred a guy 06:41:06.500 --> 06:41:08.860 Walkman no no hum sentiment 06:41:13.460 --> 06:41:17.300 No, dude, fuck the team Oh, he needs to be mad right now 06:41:19.660 --> 06:41:21.660 Jynxino Jynxino Jynxino Jynxino 06:41:24.580 --> 06:41:26.580 Jynxino 06:41:27.860 --> 06:41:32.660 That the red buff that the red buff I don't know if you don't get to me and I'm gonna beat your head 06:41:32.660 --> 06:41:36.600 And you see that? Oh your motorized grabbing it. You see that circle thing? Oh, he just took it 06:41:36.600 --> 06:41:38.600 He just took the bus 06:41:38.600 --> 06:41:40.600 I 06:42:03.520 --> 06:42:06.520 The buckhouse pussy and one side of you and everybody was just focusing 06:42:08.600 --> 06:42:10.600 That's quite the stress of it 06:42:11.480 --> 06:42:14.200 No, you know Jesus all the one out you I respect that 06:42:15.120 --> 06:42:18.600 I was kind of teamed up jinx and Senate. Let me just watch you guys. They need to press on 06:42:22.560 --> 06:42:25.760 Yeah, that's our hearts with fucking cancer is what they need to be blessed with 06:42:29.280 --> 06:42:32.840 Okay, listen what we need guys is when you just grew mid mood 06:42:32.840 --> 06:42:36.040 You need to get more than just a one-man alt and it needs to be on the misfortune 06:42:38.600 --> 06:42:45.600 I agree with you, you can do it better, you fucking terrorist, buts, buts, true is not bad bro, come on. 06:42:45.600 --> 06:42:51.600 Bro, he got the same base, same base, don't buy anything, I want you to buy a pot, okay? 06:42:51.600 --> 06:42:56.600 Press that, press that, press that, press that, press that, press that, press that, press that. 06:42:56.600 --> 06:42:59.600 Whole tab, whole tab, I want to see you buy another. 06:42:59.600 --> 06:43:02.600 Yeah, I'm gonna buy another pot here. 06:43:02.600 --> 06:43:06.600 Okay, now go mid, everybody group in that spot, just group in that spot here. 06:43:06.600 --> 06:43:12.500 You know you're gonna press it during a before fight, okay? Okay, I'll let you know what to press to okay? 06:43:12.500 --> 06:43:15.000 I go by here. No you need to keep your team mid 06:43:21.720 --> 06:43:27.200 Just push something top top push one more wave mid. No, they don't need to play proper macro 06:43:27.200 --> 06:43:30.480 They just seem to like be on the on the fight as fast as possible. It's bronze 06:43:30.480 --> 06:43:36.480 There's no minions man they can't run. 06:43:36.480 --> 06:43:41.480 There's three people here before. 06:43:41.480 --> 06:43:42.480 There's four here. 06:43:42.480 --> 06:43:43.480 There's four here. 06:43:43.480 --> 06:43:44.480 Send the bush. 06:43:44.480 --> 06:43:45.480 Send the bush. 06:43:45.480 --> 06:43:47.480 You guys here send the bush and just die. 06:43:47.480 --> 06:43:48.480 Press two. 06:43:48.480 --> 06:43:49.480 Press two. 06:43:49.480 --> 06:43:50.480 Press two. 06:43:50.480 --> 06:43:51.480 Press two. 06:43:51.480 --> 06:43:52.480 Alright we have to order this perfectly. 06:43:52.480 --> 06:43:53.480 Yeah, I got it bro. 06:43:53.480 --> 06:43:55.480 You have to order the MF or the Vel'Koz. 06:43:55.480 --> 06:43:56.480 Ready? 06:43:56.480 --> 06:43:57.480 I'm ready. 06:43:57.480 --> 06:43:58.480 Just the MF. 06:43:58.480 --> 06:43:59.480 Just the MF. 06:43:59.480 --> 06:44:14.800 Okay, I think it's win. I think you guys win this 06:44:14.800 --> 06:44:16.800 I think I'm gonna give my fortune. 06:44:16.800 --> 06:44:18.800 Yes! 06:44:18.800 --> 06:44:20.800 Yes! 06:44:20.800 --> 06:44:22.800 Yes! 06:44:22.800 --> 06:44:24.800 Yes, I'm just yet. 06:44:24.800 --> 06:44:26.800 Kill the minions. 06:44:26.800 --> 06:44:28.800 Yes, do burn. 06:44:28.800 --> 06:44:30.800 No, no. 06:44:30.800 --> 06:44:32.800 They can't. 06:44:32.800 --> 06:44:34.800 No, yes they can. 06:44:34.800 --> 06:44:36.800 Go in and hit Ben Baron. 06:44:36.800 --> 06:44:38.800 In and hit Ben Baron. 06:44:38.800 --> 06:44:40.800 It can throw like this. 06:44:40.800 --> 06:44:42.800 I agree. 06:44:42.800 --> 06:44:45.600 Just go bare and motherfuckers off there shut up! 06:44:45.600 --> 06:44:47.600 Shut the fuck up you fucking fucking racist! 06:44:47.600 --> 06:44:49.600 I'm not gonna be shouting at your top 10! 06:44:49.600 --> 06:44:51.600 My culture's a top 10 character! 06:44:51.600 --> 06:44:53.100 You are a master! 06:44:53.100 --> 06:44:54.100 Shut up! 06:44:54.100 --> 06:44:55.300 And don't do a bearish! 06:44:55.300 --> 06:44:56.800 No, no, I'm not saying like that! 06:44:56.800 --> 06:45:00.100 You've been in valor and without the wind trading you fucking piece of shit! 06:45:00.100 --> 06:45:02.100 Shut the fuck up you fucking asshole! 06:45:02.100 --> 06:45:04.100 I've never wind-traded a place to eat! 06:45:04.100 --> 06:45:05.100 Every single game! 06:45:05.100 --> 06:45:07.100 Okay, play for the burn and then just fucking recall! 06:45:07.100 --> 06:45:09.100 You better just play for the fight! 06:45:09.100 --> 06:45:11.100 Hey, you listen to my coach, okay? 06:45:11.100 --> 06:45:13.100 Shut up 06:45:23.460 --> 06:45:25.460 Guys 06:45:28.460 --> 06:45:33.060 That was really good engagement guys, are we just gonna skip over the fact that we're not just said Bob 06:45:33.060 --> 06:45:35.060 Oh 06:45:38.420 --> 06:45:42.380 Wait for center wait for center lock it wait guys did not win yet. Hey attention 06:45:43.700 --> 06:45:45.860 Somebody's a push on top. They should just a run me 06:45:47.340 --> 06:45:50.520 Yep, you guys need your center. Yes, it's gonna 45 without the center 06:45:52.980 --> 06:45:58.200 I think at this point you guys just five five like the right macro would be mood of splitting but I feel like I was gonna die 06:46:03.060 --> 06:46:05.340 Try to heal on me just wait a second wait for a second 06:46:05.860 --> 06:46:08.220 Let me heal up. Let me heal up. Just add life steal 06:46:09.060 --> 06:46:11.060 Go on the MF again. You can 06:46:11.540 --> 06:46:15.060 W and R and W and R and W. No no no no no no no no no no 06:46:15.340 --> 06:46:19.340 No. Yeah, I don't see the MF. 06:46:22.340 --> 06:46:25.340 They're sending up a lot of traps and they're not letting you guys engage them. 06:46:25.340 --> 06:46:28.340 Yo, I think we just push the one we just go on. 06:46:28.340 --> 06:46:30.340 Yeah, okay, Jhinx, you go bot, Muda go stop. 06:46:30.340 --> 06:46:32.340 Okay 06:46:32.340 --> 06:46:34.340 I'm gonna show you yeah, it's 06:46:34.900 --> 06:46:39.520 Press me press me now press me now. Hey get that pussy get that pussy get that pussy. Oh 06:46:40.340 --> 06:46:42.340 Okay, we jinx this could be good this could be good 06:46:46.060 --> 06:46:48.060 Yep, yep, yep 06:46:48.260 --> 06:46:50.260 Okay, guys the law he 06:46:50.860 --> 06:46:53.820 Listen, listen, listen, listen you guys just don't fight and plop numbers. Okay? 06:46:54.620 --> 06:46:58.200 Do not fight. Okay. I don't know what to fight back up jinx back up 06:46:58.200 --> 06:47:00.200 They're coming to play you guys, okay 06:47:17.520 --> 06:47:21.440 Alright, that's alright. They don't get nothing on this. We just don't get nothing with Baron, which is okay 06:47:22.120 --> 06:47:24.120 Look, we just need the next dragon, right? 06:47:25.240 --> 06:47:27.240 Yes 06:47:28.200 --> 06:47:30.200 Wait more than a prog to try to end the game here, I'm not gonna lie. 06:47:30.700 --> 06:47:31.700 Actually, put on. 06:47:31.700 --> 06:47:32.200 Yeah. 06:47:32.200 --> 06:47:33.200 Oh, you need to press B. 06:47:33.200 --> 06:47:34.200 I better get back. 06:47:34.200 --> 06:47:35.200 Get back, get back, get back! 06:47:35.200 --> 06:47:36.200 Get back! 06:47:36.200 --> 06:47:37.200 Come back, come back, come back! 06:47:37.200 --> 06:47:40.200 Okay, give this in it, give this in it, you're gonna play under these two turrets. 06:47:40.200 --> 06:47:46.200 Okay, GenC, GenC, click on the yon, click on the yon circle, the yon circle in the middle of your screen where it says back in. 06:47:46.200 --> 06:47:47.200 Yeah, yeah, yeah, anything. 06:47:47.200 --> 06:47:48.200 Just play under these two turrets. 06:47:48.200 --> 06:47:49.200 Okay, do not walk through. 06:47:49.200 --> 06:47:50.200 In the middle of your screen, in the middle of your screen. 06:47:50.200 --> 06:47:53.200 Game choose, game choose, game choose, you're bringing it to go on the Valkaz, go on the Valkaz, go! 06:47:53.200 --> 06:47:55.520 Okay, I'll get your mid, your mid, see what's happening, your mid. 06:47:56.520 --> 06:47:58.600 Nice! Nice, Muta! W! 06:47:59.040 --> 06:48:00.920 E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e! 06:48:01.880 --> 06:48:04.500 Very good, Big M! Very good, Big M! 06:48:04.640 --> 06:48:05.520 Let's go, let's go! 06:48:05.520 --> 06:48:06.740 Muta! He's working on me. 06:48:07.240 --> 06:48:07.740 Let's go. 06:48:07.840 --> 06:48:08.640 He's going to win! 06:48:08.640 --> 06:48:09.140 Ah! 06:48:14.640 --> 06:48:18.740 Muta said BOTLONG! He said he's going to win! 06:48:19.040 --> 06:48:20.760 This guy definitely went crazy! 06:48:50.760 --> 06:48:55.540 I'm coming up coming up coming now elder now elder now coming up coming. I'm gonna end of the game if we get this 06:48:57.080 --> 06:48:59.080 Would have said voila he never 06:49:09.360 --> 06:49:11.360 1000 400 06:49:50.760 --> 06:49:52.760 You have to try to go in Muro. 06:49:52.760 --> 06:49:54.760 One more, one more, one more! 06:49:54.760 --> 06:49:56.760 Okay, Genji, I'll be... 06:49:56.760 --> 06:49:58.760 I'll be... 06:49:58.760 --> 06:50:00.760 Help him, help him, Muro. 06:50:00.760 --> 06:50:02.760 Q? 06:50:02.760 --> 06:50:04.760 Keep hitting, keep hitting, help him! 06:50:04.760 --> 06:50:06.760 Yes! 06:50:06.760 --> 06:50:08.760 Good shit! 06:50:08.760 --> 06:50:10.760 That's my boy! 06:50:10.760 --> 06:50:12.760 He's dead, he's dead! 06:50:12.760 --> 06:50:14.760 Genji, back up and just hit the minions. 06:50:14.760 --> 06:50:16.760 Hit the minions. 06:50:16.760 --> 06:50:18.760 Oh no, he doesn't end yet. 06:50:18.760 --> 06:50:20.760 they ready with jarred 06:50:20.760 --> 06:50:22.760 they ready with jarred 06:50:22.760 --> 06:50:24.760 i'm not squadred 06:50:24.760 --> 06:50:26.760 wait wait wait 06:50:26.760 --> 06:50:28.760 misfortune misfortune 06:50:28.760 --> 06:50:30.760 no no no no 06:50:30.760 --> 06:50:32.760 they are just back off 06:50:32.760 --> 06:50:34.760 reset it reset it reset it reset 06:50:34.760 --> 06:50:36.760 play bearin play bearin play bearin 06:50:36.760 --> 06:50:38.760 they are jugglers they are for 30 06:50:38.760 --> 06:50:40.760 we are not in GAD 06:50:40.760 --> 06:50:42.760 we are not in GAD 06:50:42.760 --> 06:50:44.760 jixie im gonna press B 06:50:44.760 --> 06:50:46.760 im gonna buy an item 06:50:46.760 --> 06:50:48.760 I 06:50:56.760 --> 06:50:58.760 Have to be better to go like 06:51:03.720 --> 06:51:08.840 The thing is I'd rather have more go on BT so so we understand is limits with BT because he usually goes all time 06:51:14.240 --> 06:51:16.240 Okay 06:51:16.760 --> 06:51:18.760 Yes 06:51:46.760 --> 06:51:47.760 I'll go bot. 06:51:47.760 --> 06:51:48.760 I'll go bot. 06:51:48.760 --> 06:51:49.760 They might clear that one. 06:51:49.760 --> 06:51:50.760 Just push out top Jengzee. 06:51:50.760 --> 06:51:52.760 You can end him with the top lift. 06:51:52.760 --> 06:51:53.760 Push, push up, push up. 06:51:53.760 --> 06:51:54.760 They cleared it out. 06:51:54.760 --> 06:51:55.760 I'll go top and you go bot. 06:51:55.760 --> 06:51:56.760 No, you go top. 06:51:56.760 --> 06:51:57.760 No, no, no. 06:51:57.760 --> 06:51:58.760 Push, push, push. 06:51:58.760 --> 06:51:59.760 Push top with him now. 06:51:59.760 --> 06:52:00.760 Cause they want to go bot. 06:52:00.760 --> 06:52:02.760 Let's go Jengzee. 06:52:02.760 --> 06:52:04.760 It's still two people. 06:52:04.760 --> 06:52:05.760 It's still two people. 06:52:05.760 --> 06:52:06.760 It's still two people, okay? 06:52:06.760 --> 06:52:07.760 You guys ain't end yet. 06:52:07.760 --> 06:52:08.760 Stay away from that vine. 06:52:08.760 --> 06:52:09.760 Stay away from him. 06:52:09.760 --> 06:52:10.760 Go on him, go on him. 06:52:10.760 --> 06:52:11.760 Ignite. 06:52:11.760 --> 06:52:12.760 Careful mother, careful. 06:52:12.760 --> 06:52:13.760 He's gonna kill you. 06:52:13.760 --> 06:52:14.760 Careful, careful, careful. 06:52:14.760 --> 06:52:15.760 Nice, nice. 06:52:15.760 --> 06:52:18.760 Don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't stop moving stop moving stop moving 06:52:18.760 --> 06:52:19.760 Stop moving 06:52:19.760 --> 06:52:21.760 But it just pushed away a little bit in the game here 06:52:21.760 --> 06:52:23.760 When you're holding up W in the RDM map 06:52:23.760 --> 06:52:25.760 W right now in the RDM map W in the RDM map 06:52:25.760 --> 06:52:27.760 How many more of us? 06:52:27.760 --> 06:52:28.760 All three, all three 06:52:28.760 --> 06:52:29.760 Good 06:52:29.760 --> 06:52:30.760 Yes! 06:52:30.760 --> 06:52:31.760 Yes it's a turn of the turn! 06:52:31.760 --> 06:52:32.760 Yes! 06:52:32.760 --> 06:52:33.760 Yes! 06:52:33.760 --> 06:52:34.760 And then then! 06:52:35.760 --> 06:52:36.760 Yes! 06:52:36.760 --> 06:52:37.760 Yes! 06:52:37.760 --> 06:52:38.760 Yes! 06:52:38.760 --> 06:52:39.760 Yes! 06:52:39.760 --> 06:52:40.760 Yes! 06:52:40.760 --> 06:52:41.760 Yes! 06:52:41.760 --> 06:52:42.760 Yes! 06:52:45.760 --> 06:53:02.960 We played a little bit of fours, a little bit of jump, a little bit of League of Legends, 06:53:02.960 --> 06:53:03.960 chat. 06:53:03.960 --> 06:53:05.960 Love y'all boys, bro. 06:53:05.960 --> 06:53:09.920 Guys, another day, another W stream. 06:53:09.920 --> 06:53:13.880 As y'all boys know, in three days, we got the hardcore Minecraft marathon with Ron 06:53:13.880 --> 06:53:16.000 in person, he's going to be in my room. 06:53:16.000 --> 06:53:18.400 Chat, love y'all boys, man. 06:53:18.400 --> 06:53:22.320 And that was stream number 512 in a row. 06:53:22.320 --> 06:53:23.880 Tomorrow's 513. 06:53:23.880 --> 06:53:25.720 Chat, we're coming close to two years. 06:53:25.720 --> 06:53:29.240 Love y'all boys, and I'll catch you in the next one.