I ain't tryna waste you all, you're gon' come and beg the dunk to hold for two
All this time before this cold
ain't blir true
Super cool, I ain't
ain't nobody
for outlook outweigh the heat
Rich, you ain't got I ain't tryna fit no sorrow
I'm got itWatchshake this juice
like I f***ing modified
God!
With violence!
Violence!
Chat!
Bro!
Oh my God!
What do you mean, wrong mic?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Wrong mic!
Wrong mic, what?
Yeah, what do you mean wrong mic? What the fuck? Your mic is loud. No, it's not.
What do you mean wrong mic?
Tiny ass steering wheel. No, it's normal size. Just like my wiener.
High-fives. Is the mic weird?
Is the mic good or bad? Good or bad? Let's listen.
bad. Let's listen. I'm gonna listen. I highly doubt the mic is bad. Highly doubt the mic is bad.
I doubt it. I doubt it's bad. Highly doubt it.
Highly doubt it. Oh, God. Okay, it is, it is loud. Fuck. Oh my God, it is loud. Okay.
High-vives, help, high-vives, getty classic, wait, high-vives, whoa, high-vives, it's switched,
whoa, high-vives did use to be that one, I didn't change my life.
Chad, does it feel weird to see me in a different angle?
Let's go driving.
Chad, does that sound, is that good or bad?
How does that sound? How about it's fixable?
If I'd have right now, just check the stats and see how I did.
And you feed your addiction.
How about it's that good or bad? Good or bad?
With that crystal meth in your face, there's a story about...
Chad, it's that good or bad? What do you guys think?
All right guys, it's good
Okay, you are late. Hey Evan. Hey Evan Evan shut the fuck up
I'm late because I was installing the steering wheel with the pedals because we're about to play forza and the other racing game
I forgot I forgot chat
Horse GT3 RS I got weeing on
Hi, guys. I need to drag my Forza motor to my outer motor.
Who's ready to drive some cars?
Jack, we're playing two racing games today.
We're playing Forza and we're playing Gear.
gear ham something like that something like that listen bro i'm gonna drag it to my main models
we game here and then reach out there high-fives wrong way wrong way buddy
okay high-fives i dragged this
I'm a little bit nervous. I'm not going to lie. I don't drive. Chad, I don't drive.
I got my driver's license when I was 21 I have not driven a car since this is
gonna be tricky I'm not gonna lie chat here's my experience with cars when I
was 16 years old we had drivers at class in high school I almost drove into a
lake on day one of drivers ed ever since that day I've been scared of
driving cars then fast forward five years I turned 21 and I said I'm 21
years old and every time I go to a bar I'm handing them my permit so I'm like I
gotta get my license got my driver's license and have not driven since I'm
24 now I have not driven a car in three years it's gonna be interesting let's
fucking go I've got him yo hi-bikes what's up man
It's just a microsoft setting for the time of the day and it's useful for all of us inside the game.
Inside? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lay off.
Yes!
We're gonna have a nice, it's different name.
Because they used to have to be called Getty Classic and it's the same one.
You're right.
Force GC3 RS, I got it.
I got it.
Chad, I have knocked over the car in 3 years!
Lock the fucking guy, seriously!
Okay, chat. High-vives is fixing the issues. Okay, bro.
Guys, my mic is really loud right now. It's not talking about a PA system. Chat, let's test how loud it is.
Is your hand on your penis right now?
Can you feed your addiction?
With that crystal melee armace?
Horse GT3 RS, I got you.
Chat.
Um, are we ready? Are we ready, bro?
Dude, Chad, it's one of those days where basically your stream randomly decides to turn into Armageddon.
Better worse than, better worse, better worse, we can think. Better worse than same-same. Better worse than same-same.
Better worse than same.
Do you want me to test it? Go to my twin string.
Whoa, whoa. Why do I sound like, I sound like Swamp Mob. What the fuck was that?
It's just normal. It's not normal. I'm actually just trying not to sound like Swamp Mob.
What?
It's normal voice.
That's not my real voice.
High Fives, what the fuck was that?
Roy sounded like Mickey Mouse, dude
The chat is saying most Polo's voice real voice finally leaked
Guys if you're typing real voice you're a fucking chud you're a chud man
You're a chud stop coughing glumera put a sock in it
YouTube I'm not gonna go live on YouTube yet because I'm gonna listen to music in
Forza guys it's not a racing game if you're not blasting music guys so I'm
gonna go live in YouTube after I get done with the racing games
hey Jinxie fuck you lowce voice can we play yo yo shut up we're fixing the
issues man we're gonna play mommy the music in the game is the best no no
I'm gonna play my own bangers guys. Don't you worry. Where does Darth Vader get his shoes?
Not in my mouth. Mods time out Jordan.
Do a Darth Maul cosplay dumbass. Kelly were you not in the sleep yesterday?
Kelly have you been living under a rock for the last fucking day?
Wait is this for the wheel is my mic good now?
Oh my god, hi guys. No way, kitten. Bro, it's okay, bro. How's your day, man?
It's fantastic. It's going well. Wait, let me see if you're locked in already.
Chad, do I look cute with my wheel? Bro, I don't drive, Chad. I haven't driven a car in three
years. What lie? No, ugly. No, you should drink and drive.
ban him. Yo bro, it's 4pm on a Tuesday. I'm not gonna fucking
drink and drive. You idiot. As if the day ever matters. I'm not
ever gonna drink and drive buddy.
You should do shrewd.
No, no, same, same, same, same.
Bro, hi, guys.
It changed because in, in OBS, it had a different name.
It said Yeti Classic.
So this is OBS is doing.
Yeah.
Same, same, but different, but still same.
Yeah, anybody see that movie?
You should do a vape and drive. Yo, I don't have a vape in this house. Yo, get shit. There's not a vape in this house
Did motherfucker just wake up? I woke up like two hours ago. I
Literally woke up two hours ago. Me, hoe
Do a coke and drive no chat. Here's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna drink coffee and water and listen to good music and drive like a normal civilian
I'm not gonna drink and drive man
Also chat aren't supposed to have shoes when you drive this is what I'm wearing chat aren't supposed to have shoes this is what I'm wearing
Guys is this gonna affect my driving skills? Yes or no?
Yes or no yes or no you should beer no I'm not getting beer. I just woke up
When are you going to Turkey to fix that hairline? Uh, Ryan do me a favor and go fuck yourself
Ryan do me a favor and go fuck yourself
Your hairline can't get any worse go live in YouTube. I can't bro because I'm gonna listen to music
I'm gonna go live in YouTube in an hour. I gotta play guys. I'm gonna play forza in the other racing game. I forgot its name
Do a tug-and-drive? Okay chat. Have you guys ever gooned while driving type of yes or no?
We're just that's illegal actually man
When is the ball shaving stream horrible idea horrible idea drive naked bros hair looks like an island
I don't even know what that means.
I think it's just different.
Different, but still same.
Same, same, but different, but still same.
Yes.
It's okay.
Yo chat.
Everybody good to go.
Listen, it's not bad.
It's just different chat is just going to adjust.
Okay.
All right, guys, are you ready?
Jack, remember, I have not driven, okay, listen, here is my story of driving cars, guys.
When I was 16 years old, we had drivers add class my junior year of high school.
I almost drove a car into the lake on day one.
I'm not kidding.
If my driver's ed teacher shout out, uh, coach Marlon, if my driver's ed teacher
did not have a break on his side of the car.
I would not be here today and the other student in the car with me.
I would have drove into the lake.
So I was 16.
I almost perished driving a car for the first time.
So then I got scared.
I didn't drive again till I was 21.
I got my license when I was 21.
But I failed my driver's test twice, not once, twice.
Have not driven a car in three years.
Every poor CT3 RS, I got the wing on it.
Everybody locked in.
All right, everybody.
I have mine, love you bro.
Yeah, you should be good to go.
Jixi, the thing is, I don't know if it's gonna
explode the PC, so I might have to call it back.
I don't know.
Yeah, hey, Miho, don't worry about it.
I'm not bad, all right.
Yes.
Oh, okay.
Here we go, my first ever racing game.
Here we go.
You make my day worse.
Okay, chat, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Optimizing for your PC please, babe, no problem, Forza.
Use the driving line to help you drive.
Accelerate when the line is blue
and use the breakers, hold up, hold up.
Accelerate when the line is blue.
Cat remember, we're playing two games.
I know you won't hear this until you land.
You are going to love it here whoa
Whoa, I have so much to show you there's not enough hours in the day. It's okay now
Don't worry about it. That's where you play red dimension in season one or start
That's a Nissan what the fuck
What?
Riding on missons can have wings on them?
Everything else that is...
WHAAAA!
Oh my god.
There's a huge event this weekend.
Legends all over make their way to the festival.
WHAAAA!
I'm gonna turn into Lando Norris today, you just watch me.
Oh, help me!
Oh, no, no, I'm using my pedal!
I'm using my pedal of all of them!
Rest of the life of the switch camera!
Oh my god!
I'm just looking at the wheel!
How do you?
Whoa, what up?
Me is back, but I don't have a 3 on my thing.
What?
I didn't even my battle close to my feet.
My feet are too small.
Whoa, whoa, he's actually, it's like a real car, oh my god.
It's like a real car.
Whoa, I slow up the turn.
My dad taught me this.
Slow me in the turn, slow me in the turn, my dad taught me this.
I'm doing good, oh my god.
Chad, I'm doing good.
Whoa, slow me in the turn, yes.
Yes, I'm doing good.
So I just want to show you the game.
Oh my god.
Explore Japan okay.
I'm gonna pass this one for him.
Come here.
I'm putting a lightning McQueen.
Or no.
Ricky Bobby.
Slingshot.
Endage.
Pedal to the metal bitch.
I'm going 170 of Nissan. Is that even possible? Is that even fucking possible?
Bro, why can't I slingshot him? Here we go.
And he deep boobies.
Yeah, I did good, no? I didn't even crash. Only I crashed when I looked at the wheel.
Whoa!
Dude, the graphics are so good at this game!
Get out!
The Tenshi game in here, I'm just saying!
Not gonna lie!
Whoa!
Am I gonna hit?
I forgot about the climbing!
Fuck!
Get on snow, you gotta go slow, not enough!
Oh my god, it goes that fast!
Ah, caught up!
I'm not that bad you can't lie I'm not that bad
Bro the snow is so high difficulty such high skill
Wait what?
I was gonna murder a small family of five. Oh my God. Thank God this wall is made out of titanium
We're finishing this backwards
Okay, this is my charge the turning is hard the turning is hard in the snow there we go
I'm not doing that bad.
I'm not.
I don't think that was the finish line.
That was the method.
No!
Oh my God, I must burn another family.
I must burn another family.
Oh my God.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie, this is kind of fucking fun!
Whoa, Karmie! Karmie, Karmie, Karmie!
Or this is what Ron does!
God, this is what Ron does!
Guys, I'm not that bad, seriously!
Whoa! New car! New car! New car!
Worst 9-11 GT!
Okay, I'm not good luck.
Worst 9-11? Okay, this baby's got some cake. Let's floor it!
Who is talking to me oh, it's Japanese radio Japanese video
See this is okay
I'm not going to lie to you.
I was already scared of driving, now I'm even more scared.
What am I doing?
What am I?
I was already scared of driving, now I'm even more scared.
Whoa, tunnel, tunnel.
Pedal to the metal.
How does it matter? How does it matter? How does it matter? How does it matter? How does it matter? How does it matter?
Get left, bitch! Get left!
Dude, I'm gonna put my pedals right under my feet and now I'm gonna be a pro racer.
I think we're done with this tutorial now, no?
No, Chad!
If you stream-sign me in Forza, you're a bitch!
Nasa!
They have Nasa in Japan!
Oh, what car is that?
Let me drop the white one. Please. Can I drop them?
Double cars this GT?
Yeah, what is GT, man? Stand for Gran Turismo?
Oh no, this one's hard.
Okay.
John, they finally took off the...
Look at that.
Locked in. They finally...
Locked in. They finally took off the bumpers.
This is like the first time you bolt in the gutters. Lock in.
Guys, I'm good! Guys!
It's fine, I know a shortcut! I know a shortcut!
Oh, that was going right off the cliff.
That was going right off the cliff.
Oh my god.
That was going to shortcut to the last cut screen of light.
Passing you.
Excuse me, counter three.
Okay, this one's really harsh.
Shat, this one's really hard, I'm not gonna lie.
Because this one has no bumpers.
Oh, I gotta go slower.
Oh my God, wait.
Jack, slow and steady wins the race.
Remember, what's the first thing you learned
when you were a little kid?
Slow and steady wins the race.
Hey guys, how's everybody doing?
Hello?
Get a head bath there, did you see?
Whoa, look at Japan.
Wait, this isn't Japan.
I don't know what this is.
Is this US?
Now this might be Bay-O, New Jersey.
I'm not even kidding, it's very Bay-O.
Father, you're moving awfully slow to be in a Porsche.
Take this face with a kid.
Never mind Daddy.
Can I pass him?
I'm not even kidding.
Okay, this game is cinema! I'm not gonna lie to you! This game is cinema!
I think so.
Chad, this game is cinema!
Fix your mic!
What?
Hashtag ad!
Yo dumbass!
If this was an ad, I would have to say it's an ad!
Or I would be breaking the law!
Alright guys, who looks the most like me? Wait, can I move it with the wheel?
Okay, I have CTV.
Who looks the most like me?
He kind of looks like me.
This is me right?
That looks like me body type muscular.
All right.
Why is the body type skinny?
My paler tan the others chatting my paler tan.
I'll say pale. Okay. I'm going to be honest. You guys are going to say to go ball, but I have a buzz
Where's the buzz?
Okay, there is no buzz cut so we got to go bald
Prosthetics
Am I done am I done
let's go bitch here we go here we go here we go
Here we go, here we go, mark it.
Is this a story mode?
Ken?
Is that Ken?
Whoa.
When in doubt explore
I think those are not team. That was not team
Take this journal and document everything. I can't you see that?
And I expect photographic evidence
Of course if you need a guy bro, this game has a story mode
What I'm sure you both I didn't know course I did that both your driving skills funny job
Tell me
How about a street racing
Integers and if that was in the mouth, I'll have one word for you
Tell you
Hey, mate, this is great. Thanks. We couldn't do this without you.
Chat, what's the proper hand position, 10 and 2, like this?
Oh, you're so cool.
10 and like this, or something?
Don't worry.
Like that?
I got you.
10 and 2.
Like this, right? 10 and 2, yeah.
But not as 10, bro.
Preppy's myself. And what's mine? Who's yours?
What?
Who's yours?
What?
Take your pick.
Nissan Sylvia, bro, no.
The other two? You can use any time.
Guys, how do-
Stop saying CC! Shut the fuck up!
How do I...
Cha-how!
Oh, the Sylvia's the best?
Wait, for real, please?
I got the Sylvia fitted out with the original rocket bunny body kit hit up a road race and
make a statement.
My dad did it.
Yo dad what's up?
Dad I'm doing the slow on the turns just like you taught me.
Where'd you have to stay in the press one, but I don't have a one guys.
I don't have a one, but guys I don't have a one.
I don't have it.
It's on the wheel.
Yeah, but I don't have it.
Yeah, where's the one button?
Eh?
Make this play your own, just so we know it's you.
Ooh!
Chow to make this play my own.
Perfect.
perfect perfect okay that works let's head out perfect
Tokyo city Tokyo city guys I have to go to Japan bro this game reminded me
guys I'll do a vlog in Japan
Whoa, this feels smooth as fuck!
Jordan, clear out, buddy.
Jordan, your radio is too small to be on the road, right now Jordan.
Oh, whoa, whoa!
No, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh! No, no, no!
Jordan, I'm so sorry! Jordan, I'm so-
Okay, what is the first thing my dad ever taught me driving a car?
You have to go slow on the turds.
Why do I keep going faster than you?
You have to go slow on the turds.
Am I a fucking idiot or what?
Don't answer that, Jack.
Watch.
Slow in the turds.
Slow.
Slow, slow, slow.
There we go.
Slow in the turrets! Slow! Slow, slow, slow!
There we go!
This music is good Chad! Whoa!
What lie he this is harder than a regular car?
What lie he this is?
Can I get a retweet?
I feel like this is harder.
No?
I'm not going to drink a beer.
Sign up!
It's 4 p.m. on a Tuesday.
Whoa!
Whoa, I threw the drivers!
Guys, I'm not gonna drink up here! Shut the fuck up!
Smooth turn? No! Stop getting better!
Jack, is that our smooth turn?
Come on!
Shibuya! Shibuya! Shibuya!
Shibuya Roka!
Tight! Tight! Tight! Tight!
Yellow, green, blue, purple!
Whatever the hell that was, give me more than shit!
Bro, somebody's terms is tight!
Go faster, Ben! I got you! You want to see Florida?
Wait Chad how do you go?
Oh ho!
Wait wait wait!
How do you go first person?
Chad how do you go first person?
RB?
Look guys I'm not even a controller.
I'm in this thing.
R2 maybe.
Maybe you guys R2, R2, R2.
Oh
What I didn't know you could fucking do this what
This is way easier you kidding me bro this is way easier
Now it feels like I'm really driving I told you guys I'm not even about
Guys! That is way easier! What?!
Who the fuck is this?
Chat this makes you want to learn how to actually drive bro. You know what I'm saying guys?
Dude, I didn't know racing games were actually fun
The last time I played a racing game was fucking um
I think Gran Turismo on the ps2
So, no holding back.
Guys, what is going on?
Oh my god, it's real! This is real race!
Oh my god, this is real race!
Slingshot engaged!
How am I already losing? What the fuck?
I like this music.
Oh shit.
I like this music.
Oh my god.
I'm so tired.
Fuck.
God, I'm fine.
I'm never going to crash again for the rest of my life, I'm never going to crash again.
You hear me?
I'm going to be a perfect driver for the rest of my life, I'm never going to crash
You hear me?
I'm doing it mom! Mom, I'm doing it!
Mom, I'm doing it!
Mom!
Mom, I'm doing it!
SHIT!
How is she alive?!
WHAT?!
You guys are right, the music is good in this game!
I feel so sensey right now!
Bro, I feel like I'm sense fast!
Guys, I think I can still win the race, maybe? What do you guys think?
Oh, they're already all done.
What?
They're already done? How?
Bro, this reminds me of when I was dead last in Mario Kart, man.
I'm not sure if he's gonna do that.
Guys, friends, you're going to have a dead-last Mario card, man!
What is this? This song is beat!
What?!
Okay, guys, I think we're ready for online.
Looks like the root walks away.
Guys, I think we're ready for online. What do you guys think?
You remind me of a lesbian mother of four.
Moz!
Wake up!
Okay, now chat.
How do I get out of story mode? I did the tutorial.
Why are you so bad? Bro, I don't drive. I explained it so many times.
Guys, I was 16 years old.
I was in driver's ed class.
This is a true story.
On my first day of driver's ed class,
I almost drove into a lake.
Ever since that day, I was scared of setting foot
in the car.
Fast forward five years, I was 21 years old.
I got my driver's license because I was like,
okay, I'm going to a bar handing you my permit.
Come on, bro.
So I got my driver's license at 21.
But I failed with my driver's test twice.
Not once, twice!
You can ask my dad!
Bro, I don't wanna play the story mode!
Beta!
Nioh, I don't wanna play the story!
You don't have a card, bro. I have a card, but my family uses it. I don't use it.
I have a card, like I have a card my family uses it.
How do I leave? How do I leave?
How do I leave Jeff?
How how how how?
You just be running around. No, I just get home, bro. I told you I didn't stay at the house man. Jeff, how do I leave this?
Oh my god, here we go, here we go.
I'm gonna need y'all to lock the fuck in
Rivals is all about hunting down the next fastest time always chasing that person above you
And if you ever get to the top watch out
Is that Lando Norris?
Okay chat quick little tinkle break the RV gamers quick little tinkle break bro. Is that Lando Norris, Miho?
All right, guys, who's ready to game guys, let's don't worry, we're gonna listen to music
soon.
I'm just gonna play some online and then we're getting on the other one.
racing, cross country, dirt racing, dirt. That sounds fun.
Jimmy, dude, it's just Jimmy, why not?
It's just Jimmy.
Whoa!
What the fuck is this car?
What is this?
Chad, what's so bad about Rival?
I don't understand.
What's so bad about it?
It should be easy as fuck.
Whoa, this car is big.
This car is big!
This is a big car! Oh my god!
Jack, if I were to hit somebody with this car, they would instantly perish.
Instantly. Let's touch it!
Bro, why are the walls like this?
What?
General Sam, what are the walls like this, man?
Look at the view. Look at the view.
Oh my God.
Jess, you gotta see the view?
Oh no, no, no!
how do you reset how do you reset how do you reset how do you reset why bro I
want to play the other one chat I try to other games want to play the other game
Guys and I want to listen to music too.
Yeah, what's it called?
Wait, but no, no, how do I do like, I want to play against other people chat.
You've heard of Faster Together.
Yeah, of course you have.
Well, this is the place for it.
In Convoys, you can-
Your license should be revoked!
Shut up!
Listen, bro!
Listen, bro, fours is way harder than real life.
Feature is locked.
Chat, what's the other game?
Have I some other game called?
Bro, we gotta break in this wheel on all the games.
Here it is, B.
Chat, listen, bro, let's turn this shit
into a fucking concert, man.
If you have a song request, say it.
Please, man.
BeamNG, this is the name of the game.
Chat, what's a good, what's a good,
what's a good driving song?
What's a good driving song, chat?
Cups at a rose, hey.
Dude, I want to drive at night in the beach, man.
Where's the beach?
Okay, this is, oh my God, perfect.
No, no, but I want to make it nighttime.
Please, baby.
No, I want to make it nighttime, please, please, please.
Yeah, this is a great, this is a great driving song unless you have depression guys this really
feels like I'm driving.
This is so therapeutic.
I've been with a good guy
And I've been drinking so much
And I'ma call it away safe
Fuck that nigger that you love so bad
I know you still think about the times we had
I said fuck that nigger that you think you found
You said you'd pick up, I know he's not around
Oh, oh
He's not around
I'm just saying to do better
Tell me how
Bro, he just needs to be knifed, man!
I'm just saying to do better
I got this the fucking vibe, got this the fucking vibe
Cups that I extra, all my people be
Sounds good
Don't watch that guys if you're sad please
A couple of bird flies, that's what I brought to you
I saw you through the broken window
With a different point of view
You had signs of depression
From all I've seen in your face
Tells us go it back please
Now I don't want to go off the track, whoa!
And when I look, it's gone
Burn it out!
Now! Now! Now! Now!
Straight! Straight!
Now the water's flowing
And as you take my hand
I'm gonna place a creek down by the harbour
Through the old baddest land
And I could buy you a diamond
But I cannot change the world
Cause I ain't got no money
You'll never be my girl
Here we go!
A flower needs to know
You know what man? I might get a beer. I might get a beer tonight.
I
you
You're life that you have forgot about since it was in 2017 or maybe 2014.
I'm not even going to lie.
You should know off the intro, RGF Productions.
RGF Productions.
We be kind of what's up out of this girl
We just said it don't talk about your lambs
I fit the six six grand from a hundred grand stone
And I swear I love that house you're like the devil
Hit the streets pub, we be letting things go
Everybody hate it, we just call it phase stone
And love with the money I ain't never letting go
And I, I want my baby back
I got a couple on the way
Say what up for nothing because I got everything
It's been su-u-u-u-u-u-up in the band though
So I need where I can't go
When the boys got the stand up
Call it a little band store
Smack that
All around the floor, smack that
Till you get so smacked at
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Smack that
I want some more of the smack that
Convict
You got a name, cop?
Jack Gates, I need Jack to help me get this.
Oh, it's Sandoval! Sandoval, bro!
What makes you think I want to help him?
Matter of fact, what's in it for me?
24-hour lease from this place.
I can't see! I can't see! I can't see shit!
I didn't see an old friend.
So when do we get started?
I feel you creepin' I can see it from my shadow
What the fuck man?
And possibly been yellow
you
You
to this guy no more
have mercy on me
hey, it's close to niggas putting money on my head
go on and get you reaped up more
fuck, I ain't dead
I'm the diamond in the dirt
it ain't been bad
Jack, explore it, explore it, explore it
and I ain't been crying
when I'm round
something special happen every time
I'm the greatest
something like I leave in this prime
I want to
I'm going fast
when I'm in the humble
swing I'm swing
I want to show your ass to my gun
gotta tip a nigga go ahead
Lose your hand, turn your back on me, get clapped and lose your legs.
I walk around gun on my waist, chip on my shoulders, try to stop me.
Your base pulse is big, they know what.
Many men.
Bro, this game is too hard!
Many men.
Like, god damn, as soon as I'm floored, my car goes out of control.
Shiesa!
Fuck!
Alright, chat.
That's enough racing for today.
That's enough racing for tonight.
Chad, how do I get this thing out of my desk?
How do I?
Oh my God, it's heavy.
Many men.
Many, many, many, many men.
Alright, Jack. Let's get a little job to that for a little bit, eh?
Alright, back to the normal angle. Now, Jack, apparently there is a new troll level in GD.
Let's beat it. Apparently there is a new troll level in GD. Let's beat it.
What is this?
What am I?
What am I Xbox?
I didn't even turn it on.
What?
I did not turn that on.
What the fuck?
Pussy this beef ain't over.
Many men.
Many, many, many, many, many.
I'm gonna get on leak.
Now chat.
I think there's a new jam to that sliver that's out man.
I think there's a new jam to that sliver that's out.
chat. The level is made called troll madness. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see.
All right. Now I'm assuming this is going to take me five minutes to beat. I'm assuming
it's going to take me five minutes to beat. Don't restart after dying. Some trolls continue
after death. What? Oh, it's in the wrong shit. It's in my xbox scene. Hi, guys, can you flip
the camera back please? Chad, what? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, it's in the... Okay,
Okay, I don't know if this work
Hi, does that work or no?
Can you see it
Why bro, we didn't used to have to do this why does it do this does the work now have eyes
guys.
They couldn't see game bro why do you have to make GD a game capture no other game it
didn't feel like this what the fuck.
I
Had to download the audio you have to download the audio
Yo, bro, I know I already read this what how do you restart?
Yeah, how do you restart? How do you restart?
What do you click?
What do you click to restart?
R?
Nope, that doesn't do anything.
You guys are typing C... you guys are typing CT, but you don't even know what it is.
Oh.
Okay, I'm not gonna range.
What the?
So, okay, this is going to be one of those rage bait levels, we're good.
It's like, it's like the smallest spike ever.
What do I do?
Okay.
What am I supposed to do on that one?
Okay.
Yo, my god!
So, what are you supposed to do when the spike moves?
I don't understand.
Okay, okay.
Oh my god, I'm actually going to lose it.
What is this?
Yeah, whoever made this just literally hates himself, bro.
But how are you supposed to see?
It's like tiny.
How are you supposed to?
It's going to be one of these days.
It's okay. You don't move. Jump high. Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump. Wait.
What are you doing that?
Ball jump jump jump jump
This is the evil level this is gonna be legal jack. What do you do on that one?
guys what do you do on the third one just jump yo high-five high-five no shit
you're supposed to jump man
Jump one time not to are you are you actually serious jump one time not to one time not
to actually jump to start oh my god okay this is gonna take forever oh my god
Why do I keep jumping too?
It's like my brain is telling myself that I have to jump over the spikes,
but then the spikes move backwards because this level is cmonic.
Oh my god, oh my god.
You have to jump twice. You have to jump, wait, jump. Jump, wait, jump. Oh my God. Oh
Oh my God!
Like yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
Somebody said hold it from the stairs.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
If you hold it from the stairs, do you win?
Oh my God, you're actually right.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, mod that guy.
Literally mod that guy.
Give that guy mod!
You're actually the greatest person of all time, dude.
like okay it's supposed to stand on the skull hold on the stairs stand on the
skull got it wait but I held on the stairs what am I supposed to do there
guys guys chat chat but I held on the stairs what am I supposed to do there
I hate this level!
Oh my god!
I thought jumping into the spike would survive.
The one time I jump into the spike, it's a real spike!
This is bullshit!
What do you mean, you?
Guys, what do you mean, you?
My nipples are not that big!
Stop typing, you!
Okay. Okay. Yo, this is going to take forever. This is going to take forever. I forgot.
nice mosquito bites, mob spandem
Rose built like a middle schooler, bandim
what the f-
what am I supposed to do?
yeah, what do I do there?
what do I do there?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
God, this little, this little demon is annoying.
Yo, don't jump on the bottom one, okay.
We got Billy badass over here.
I'm not Billy badass, I'm just playing Jumpsuit Ash.
What are you saying?
Bro is built like an iPad kid.
Hilarious, man.
Absolutely hilarious.
Watch this ready? Chat lock in, trust me.
Don't jump at all. Don't move. Wait, you're supposed to not move at all. Seriously. What
type of troll shit is this? You're supposed to literally not move at all, actually. This
level was made by the devil yep literally
what is that
Yeah, when I don't move, you guys don't even jump on the first one?
Seriously, don't even jump on the first one, actually.
It's just called me an idiot.
It's little like, I didn't know that it's little gremlin.
All right, this level's actually ends.
This is way worse than the last one I played.
Way worse.
Literally, way worse.
Not even in the same, okay.
I'm holding it every time.
Why do I get different animations?
Why? Okay.
If I hold it every time,
why do I get different animations?
I don't understand.
Here we go.
your brain is as big as the hidden spikes hilarious man you should be a
comedian bro what am i supposed to what do i do what do i do in that section i'm actually
gonna fucking lose it what do i do in that you have two days to live okay why even type that
jump on the third one jump so you're saying do not do anything and then the third one
jump okay easiest game in the world by the way yeah bro it's one button but
that doesn't take into consideration when they're scrolling like this
I don't know, I don't know what to do.
Oh my god!
Bro, I don't know what to do. I seriously have not got past that part once. I don't know what to do guys.
Does anyone in the chat know?
I'm not going to touch anything to the third one, I don't understand, I don't know.
Don't jump, bro, when I don't jump they call me an idiot.
Fall down and hold.
You you lactate.
This guy's not even like, this guy's not even giving advice.
Fall down and hold? No one knows. You guys are just typing shit. No one in the chat has played this.
You can't go on the platforms. You can't go on the spike. You can't do anything,
There's no way past that.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
What do I do? Does anybody know?
Does anybody fucking know?
Drop down with what?
Drop down then jump over the squares.
You have to wait, wait till the idiot part then jump.
You have to jump over the triangle.
Just jump over the white squares.
All right, jump over to white squares, got it.
Fuck this.
No, no, fuck this level.
It made me go backwards after-
Oh my god!
Of course! Of course it made me do that! Of course it did!
I
Whoever made this level whoever made this level man
What?
Your armpits are producing a green mist.
Uh, no they're not.
My armpits don't do that.
Oh my god, why is even this part hard?
There's like no easy parts and then I forgot
Wait, you can't make that jump. You can't make a jump. What are you supposed to do? Like what are you supposed to do guys?
guys seriously hit the button on the first one jump over the mine okay jump over the
mine so dodge the red button check dodge the red button okay got it got it got it got
I got it, I got it.
We're progressing.
What?
WHAT?
WHAT?!
Hahahahahahahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Fuck you!
U-huh-huh-huh!
What?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK YOU!
You have to turn into a triangle.
HAHAHA I don't know.
I don't know man.
Alright I want to see somebody play it.
I want to see somebody play it.
I'm done!
How do you beat it? How do you beat it? What do you do on that board?
This is not the thing I played. This is not what I played.
I know bro, I know!
He skipped the part.
The one part I'm stuck on he skipped.
I can't do this, man.
He's supposed to jump into the mine.
You got...
Are you a pizza because nice pepperoni?
Hilarious, man. You should be a comedian, bro.
I want to grab him by his little throat.
You guys can say it's here to you all you want, I don't...
This game's pissing me off. Why does it have to be a game capture?
How about setting me some dude up?
WALAHI I DIDN'T!
MY GOD!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, I couldn't jump, I couldn't jump to that error or we did it!
I figured out the hardest part this should be easy now.
I figured out the hardest part.
Press space bar you lobotomite.
I'm not like yo yo I'm not a lobotomite bro this level is impossible.
You try it!
you
Okay, I got it. Okay, I'm starting to get it now. I'm starting to get it. Yes. So happy
and fun. So happy, fun and peaceful. I love this game, man.
This is the most fun I've ever had in my life. This is the most fun I've ever had
in my life guys, seriously, seriously man!
I'm good off that I'm seriously good off that oh my god could you see my game
Why are you so mad? Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Maybe because that's the worst fucking level ever made.
Maybe because that's the worst level ever made ever of all time. Fuck that! Fuck that! Fuck that! Fuck that!
God almighty man, we are being.
you
Every time I get it on Jamshidash, I want to fucking die.
Every time I get it on Jamshidash, I want to literally fucking die.
Now it is time to reach Silver and League of Legends.
Now it is time to read Silver and League of Legends.
Where's Dantez?
Is he in a match?
Where's Dantez?
Where's my goat?
Where's my glorious king?
Where is my glorious king?
Tell me what I brought in don't have to look alike now. I don't know cuz chat
I'm about to fart hold up. I'm about to fart guys. I'm not calling relax
That was a crazy outside go give me I
Want to ask him something
I wanted to ask him something really quick. I wanted to ask him something
Myself oh my god, I'm actually not a shit myself
Ow ow ow ow. Oh my god ow
In my way through the darkness
Xbox connect ask Mike. It's not an Xbox connect Mike. Does it actually sound bad?
Boggles, what the fuck do you want?
Antivirus carrier boggle, shout it out, bro, please.
Please shout it out, Boggles.
I'm calling Dottess.
Yo, Dottess, can you hear me?
Yo, Dottess.
What species are you? NBA blooper go fuck yourself. NBA blooper go fuck yourself, man.
Your mic sounds like ass. It doesn't sound like ass. It just sounds different. Look.
Ready? It doesn't sound bad. It just sounds different. Look. Ready? Look. Look. Look.
Jinks, what the fuck was wrong with your mic? Wait, does it actually sound bad? Seriously?
it sounds like mine let me listen to this no it doesn't sound bad
we see it literally sounds like mine I'm not even post-shitting you
we don't want to be on no it's not bad it's not bro come on
jaycee jaycee it sounds like mine buddy I can't fix it we already fixed it
Hi, Mike. Do I got to get a new one?
Bro, because I did my Forza shit and then it messed it up. What?
Wait, is it because you bought the Logitech steering wheel and then it fucked up the Logitech?
Yes! Yes!
No, no, that's the worst. You're fucked now.
Bro, but what do I do, bro?
You like it? I'm telling you.
So, in the past, it always happened to me, and the only way that I could fix it was literally
when I would sit there and just like uninstall everything and just restart everything.
Hi, VICE.
Should I reset my PC?
Hi, VICE.
But listen, what you could do is it might be like a mic property issue, like in your
sound settings.
Bro, but buddy, it was working, like it was all fine.
And then you downloaded your Forza, right?
Reset your audio drivers, yes, bro.
High-vives phone?
Does it sound bad in Discord, Dantez?
High-vives sound, does it sound bad in Discord?
Yeah, in Discord it literally sounds like mine.
High-vives, you gotta help!
Bro, high-vives help!
I think resetting PC solves all the issues, bro.
I'm not even kidding.
Yeah, normally it was.
For realsies, I think resetting PC solves everything.
It's like it's like turning it off and on again
High-fives do you think resetting PC would bro. I'm not verifying my email. Oh my god
Okay, fine high-fives I'll do it bro
Fine, I'll verify I'll verify
Really was all working. Why would it unwork now now it's unworking?
Yeah, but it's because you like uninstall g-hub after
High-fives I click to continue and now it's asking for my Gmail. I don't know my Gmail man
I don't know my password
Bro, I'd rather just drive my car off a cliff than fix my Logitech fucking mic
High-fives can I just reset PC please? It'll work
Will it work I don't know I don't know will it work
Okay, I'm fast. I'm gonna reset PC. Okay ready? Okay. All right. I got you
you
I
Motherfucker you motherfucker. Yo, is there a way to just delete Logitech have us
Get in my back. Oh, no, it's back. Okay
We're doing that bullshit. We're doing the lowest bullshit today. Okay. Oh
Oh no, it's back.
It's actually worse.
For our maintenance.
Pro, this is so like, this is so stupid.
It has feelings.
Bro, it legitimately sounds perfectly normal.
What the hell?
No, no, it doesn't cap cap.
It is not.
No, it sounds perfect.
Seriously.
Google Chrome's still a heaping pad of shit, I see.
Guys, it doesn't sound perfect.
It just sounds different.
Chad, listen, I would literally rather like get jumped
and brutally mugged than do a tech issue, fix streams.
I'm just gonna muscle it and then buy me mic.
Yo, hi guys, what's up, bro?
Hey, Jigs.
It's not bad, bro.
It's just different.
So like, can we start fucking banning people?
I'm not doing so much.
Yeah, yeah, I'm not doing this shit.
I'm really not.
Now, hi guys, if I buy a new Yeti,
wouldn't it just be the same problem because of this dog
shit, Logitech fucking software?
Yes, because.
Yo, Logitech, right there.
We have a download and launch site software and it's a TV, a race, everything we've done.
And it's been for the time of the year.
So, yeah.
Please help.
Yeah, sorry.
Yeah, well, basically, um, I can try to fix it. You just have to bear with these verified.
I would rather kill myself and I'd rather end my life than do a tech issue stream.
I'm just going to do it tomorrow morning.
I would rather die than do that because nothing ever works.
And then we're just sitting here and the chat to Mike, Mike to low, Mike to high,
Mike to perfect, Mike to fuzzy, Mike different, Mike sound weird.
But I'm not doing it.
I'd rather fucking die.
Is there a way to burn this fucking site to the floor?
If we delete the website, would it go back to normal or no?
Wait.
Well, talk now.
Penis, penis, penis.
I fixed it.
You're good to go.
Say, voila.
You actually fixed it how how'd you fix it how?
Yo, Logitech, let me have a word with you. Hey
Logitech take your microphone settings and fucking burn them. Okay. It sounds like I'm announcing an NFL game. You idiots
All right. Thank you. High-vives.
You're the go.
Yeah, no worries.
High-vives aura. High-vives aura.
Chad, everybody just type aura.
All right. Now we're hitting silver and lead.
I'm addicted and I just can't get enough.
You guys don't blame...
Bro, Chad, can y'all hear the thunder?
Yo!
Yo, are you ready, bro?
I can't do things. I'm not going to lie.
still the same. Bro but I fixed it on my stream so what do you mean my discord mic? Yeah. Wait what?
Oh no wait this is why this is why. How does it sound now? How does it sound now? Oh my, wait how'd
you do that? Um I basically pulled out my wiener and started tugging it. Really? Yes kitten.
Wait Dante, can you share screen and turn your game audio on? I want to watch the rest of your game.
Now bro, how close do you to Challenger? What's going on?
Well we're about four and a half hours into the stream and I've made zero progress so far.
Okay, what do you mean by zero progress? What do you mean? What do you mean zero progress?
Like I lose more than I gain so I've actually made negative progress in four and a half hours.
So you've lost elo in 4 hours.
Jhinx, you don't make it sound like that, bro.
One day you're going to experience the same shit, too.
Bro, wait, wait, why are you not on Hecarim?
Who's this horse girl?
It's a horse girl.
Okay.
Yeah, so this is called Lillia.
The reason I'm not on Hecarim is because my team was fully de-checked this out, though.
I just entered the game completely.
So when you said check this out though, what was your plan?
So I was supposed to like flash and then QR and then I would have used my Zonias which
would have made me invincible.
So I would have gotten like a four man stun and it would have been the craziest play ever.
But then I died in literally less time than it takes for you to not to miss Fortune
Anti.
So then we just lost.
Bro, but you didn't lose.
Oh my God, you're two and seven.
You have 18 assists.
Oh my god, you're two and seven. You have 18 assists. What the what are you fucking Chris Paul?
How do you
Guess my team stealing all my kills
Okay, that is kind of valid bro. You have it. Oh my god. You've 18 assists Jesus, but
Yeah, it's winning. So who cares right who cares?
Yeah, I mean like listen James. I'm gonna tell you something right now and if ever somebody makes fun of your score, right?
And they say oh look at your score. You have such little kills and so I deaths tell them a's before k's
You know my score not my story
What is a's before k's mean assist before kills
Exactly, and then you need to hit them with that. You know my score not my story
You know my score not my story got it. Okay. Yes, sir
Anytime someone calls you on five Clyde you need to hit him with that as well, bro
I don't go on five man. I go off every game
I'm talking about rainbow sex
Bro don't test I'm working winning streak and I lost I didn't lose any LP in my last game
So I'm sort of winning streak remember cuz my true you're right
You're right shit teammate with AFK for three minutes remember
Yep. Yep, and then you got the fucking feel P. Wait, Jain see
Yeah, what's up, bro?
Did you leak the idea that we talked about earlier today or do you want to like save it?
No, you can tell the chatter if you want.
Okay, so you guys know I'm supposed to go to tampon strings, right?
So, yeah, same thing.
So what we're gonna do is we're actually going to do a duo cosplay.
This isn't confirmed. This is not confirmed, by the way.
Yeah, so it's gonna be a duo cosplay of Mia's Lulu and Jinxia's Warwick.
And then he's gonna spank me in my little Yordo costume.
Okay, this is why I said it's not confirmed.
We're going to literally have sex live on stream.
Okay, no. No, I did not say that.
Every time he gets one kill, it's one thrust inside of me.
So wait, when are you coming to Tarpon Springs?
Because you're not getting challenger in time.
Well, I always could.
Wait, Jinxie, do you want to up the stakes a little bit?
Yeah sure of course bro. If I hit challenger in time you're the one that
gets spanked when I come to tarpon. Yeah deal fucking deal bro.
Why are you so excited about that? Bro can we just appreciate that victory screen for a second.
God I love the League of Legends victory screen. Yeah I know you know the best
thing to appreciate is look at this okay this is where my day started you
ready? Yes. Lose. When? Lose. When? When? Lose. Lose. When? When? So we're actually
up one win on the day. Nice, Tom Tess. Good work, bro. Now listen, I'm gonna go undefeated
for silver. Watch. All right, that's it. Tom Tess, what would you, wait, okay, okay.
How many wins would I need for silver? For silver right now. Yes, because I'm
one off bronze three you would need it okay so you're getting okay we're low
let's to the math are you looking like really quick because I don't want to get
tonight okay how many
Okay, so one win off bronze, so you're gaining 23 LP a game.
So you need to go from bronze 3 to 2, so that's a 100, then 2 to 1, that's another 100.
So you're only missing 200 LP for silver.
Jinx, you want to hear something crazy?
Wait, so if I win 10 games in a row, I get silver.
Yeah, unironically.
What?
10 games in a row and I get silver.
Bro, dead out!
No!
No, I'm retarded!
Wait, it's 3 to 2, 2 to 1, and then 1 to silver.
You need 13 or you need a 300 LP 13 wins for silver get ass
Yeah, you want to hear something crazy? Yes. What's up? Can you talk to me?
That's the same amount of wins that I need to get to challenger by the end of tomorrow
Listen, there is no goddamn motherfucking reason wait. Let's take what?
Oh, wait, is he sure? Oh, you want me to open it or you open it? I
got it
Please be losing, please be losing, please be losing, please be losing, please be losing.
Oh no, he's on Valorant's.
Ew!
Bro's playing Valorant instead of League.
Yeah, but you know why he's playing Valorant, Jinxie?
Why?
Because he lost the League game so he decided to win trade of Valorant's one so he could
be even on the day.
Yeah, I mean, but then again, it doesn't even carry over, bro.
It doesn't even carry over, man.
Because like, even if he wins the Valorant game, yeah, he might feel like a winner,
But at the end of the day, he got brutally fucking balled up each time.
Don't you're saying if I win, I'll grab an energy drink right now, 13 games for
yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, just stream all night.
Okay, no, don't don't do it on my team because I still made a challenger.
Me, how you're right? Me, how you're right?
Okay, well, let's do a long stream.
Okay, I guess so.
All right, let me wait.
Don't that I'm gonna go grab an energy drink.
Okay, guys listen to me, listen to me.
In life, there are two kinds of peoples.
There are hammers and there are nails.
And the trick to being a guy that lives life
is that you need to make sure
that you're nailing all the nails
because you're a hammer.
Does that make sense?
So the thing is that even if your name
might not be Bob the Builder,
You need to make sure they know how to use your tools so that you can make everybody okay
down to you're getting a call you're getting a call oh
Hey, what's up, man?
Wait, what'd you say sorry?
I'm good bro. What's up, man? How are you doing mood up? Are you?
What are you calling about?
So, I looked at my sign, you know, and I just see everyone saying Jynxxy is shit.
This is true.
Well, no. Wait, Jynxxy, Jynxxy. Ooh, let's watch Muta.
Jynxxy, listen, listen, I'm going to box up your fight.
And then, Dantez said, well, because Muta lost a game of League of Legends,
now he's going to win trade one on Valorant so he feels like he's even.
So it was kind of not just me, it was me and Dante.
By the way, uh, okay, also do you think Dante's gonna get challenged before the challenge is done?
Beta. Wait, Dante, you have how many days? All day today, all day tomorrow?
Uh, yeah, but all day today is like fucking six hours, Miho.
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, there's no fucking way. There's no fucking way.
Tell me how. Tell me how.
Muda said Miho.
Okay, wait, tell Muda. Tell Muda.
Are you really taking this silver shit, Sanacy, bro?
Because I'm gapping the Falkati right now.
You're not gapping me?
You just play more games and have a lower win percentage.
Go, victory, victory, victory, victory.
Cool.
What's your win percentage?
I'm literally also on a four game winning streak.
OK, I'll check that out.
Actually, a view profile.
Yeah, what's your win percentage, 48?
You're ass.
Muda, listen.
My last game was defeat because I
had a teammate who went AFK and Fountain for three minutes,
so I didn't lose any LP.
Do your research buddy.
Before you talk smack, do your research, buddy.
So what do you really like bro?
All right, I'm gonna get on that.
I'm gonna get on.
I'm gonna get on and I'm gonna beat you right now.
Please get on so I can literally
just hate watching in between games.
Wait, don't want this to end your year?
Yes, bro, of course, bro.
I'm gonna check the day off, you lucky fuck, all right.
Oh, you have no coach?
Yeah, definitely Q, please Q.
Chad, who's gonna get silver?
It's me or Muda.
Me or Muda, me or Muda.
boy jing see when does your minecraft marathon start may 29 may 29 okay jing see
you realize that if you don't hit silver by then it might be fucked because he'll
just like he'll just like spam games during the marathon wait bro but listen
mood are sorry I'm sorry for even daring calling you mood listen down test
Here's the thing, bro, I have to, okay, I have 26, 27, 28, buddy, that's three days to reach silver.
If I don't reach silver in three days, I'm a piece of shit.
All right, you need to do it. Also, I have an idea for you.
Yes, Ken.
during your your Minecraft marathon buy like a wig and then wear like a stable
Ronaldo outfit and then car self unstable Ronaldo and just crash out any time
anything happens
bro what what type of wig like Ron's hair wig yes dude think about it it's like
you're immersing yourself in the lore. Okay, I guess I could do that. Unstable Rinaldo.
Wait no, I'm not gonna do that! What? Wait, why? Bro, because I'm just gonna be me, bro.
You have a... Jinxie, Jinxie. What if I have an idea? What if you had an
on-stream alter ego called anti-Jinxie? And then it's where you buy, you know,
those like fake disguises where it's like the big nose and the eyes with like the
mustache? Yes. So buy that and then carve yourself anti-gingsy and then anytime you
put that on just say you're not responsible for anything you say and
just say and do the most fucked up shit ever but it's not actually used so you
can't get cancelled for it. For realsies? Yes. Okay I could do that it's not even a bad idea.
Because yeah, whatever league games take seven minutes to queue why is this why is this I don't understand
Why does it so it's because so it's because there's one guy living in a rural village in Albania
That's queuing with 800 ping and the only way that he has access to internet is by sitting there and aligning his like
Satellites with the stars in the perfect direction
So then as a result because his connection is slow it takes a million years for the game to load
bro I thought you were gonna say it's the time machine wait wait wait do you know
what it's wait Jinxie what if it's riot entering someone's brain right now and
like taking over their body to make them end oh my god you're right like that
like like like some demon over it some game over taking the body yes okay so
What if I got sober today and then you had 20 hours to get challenger tomorrow?
Wait what wait that's horrible for me why is that bad? Why is that bad?
You can see it's like it's like growing up to someone right and it's like imagine you and this guy
You're waiting in line for like a job like the job line right and then you go up to a guy that needs like fetus family
Okay, yeah, I fight this like this fight this
Hold Q hold Q hold Q okay, then hold Q just keep fighting I
Want you to fuck okay? What is this idiot? All right? Go to red your red red turn on red turn on red do not chase
Okay, so now we're gonna do is you're gonna play for the top to bottom folk there, okay wait wait
No no no surrender it's getting remade
Okay, I just have fun you don't want to play for me five
Type slash ff
Wait wait, okay, I've never seen this before both teams remade the enemy team had an afk
Wait what?
What is the odds of that one bro?
Okay, I'm not even kidding. I have literally never seen that before
Yeah, hold you shut the fuck up
Yo chat, can you guys listen?
When I hold you it doesn't always work a bottle of coffee. I'm not kidding
Okay, well, dude, you're about to die because you said on Milwaukee
No, but I'm saying it doesn't always work buddy
Yeah, but Jin see it does always work. Like you're just not doing it properly. Okay, and yo, that's
that's up there. Wait, I just, I just got test. Okay, well, I can focus on hard now route.
Okay, okay. That's it. Yo, at least we going on right now. Do you know what I'm talking
LEC uh no there's no progames happening was
LEC happening yesterday I think so I wrote
what the fuck is that music
ow
wait wait what the fuck was that
is LEC players better or worse than LLCS
uh they're like equally as bad
Yeah, but I'm sold to the LEC players are worse
So like LCS is the league championship series right which is like NA and then LEC is the league European championship
So it's like EU. Oh
But so but all of them just get brutally modded by Korea
Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's like it's like, okay, think of it this way. Okay, think of it this way imagine you have a son
Right, and then you're sitting there and you're making him learn basketball, right?
Okay, and then every year he's like training and learning but then when whenever he plays in a tournament. He's playing against LeBron
Bro, but Dante's my entire chat is saying LEC better better better better much better much better LEC better
No, no, listen, listen, LCS, listen, LCS is worse in terms of like team storyline.
And it's also worse in terms of viewership.
But LCS has actually gotten further in the international events recently than even EU
has, like no bullshit.
So it's like the thing is that when they're competing on the world stage, it's about
even.
Do you see what I'm getting at?
Okay, yes. Okay. Okay. Because like every single time they play it's it's like think of the
surging see they flip a coin to see which teams go against who and as long as you coin flip the
fact that you're not playing against faker you're going to go further than the teams that do so that's
why every year changes who's in front. Dante's is delusional Dante's is fucking stuck in master
don't listen to him.
Okay, one guy typed that.
Why are you reading it out loud?
Bro, it's what my- I'm just reading my chat, man.
I can't control where my eyes go.
Dude, you intentionally read out the one message that flamed me.
Miho, no I didn't, bro.
Why can't-
Okay, stop that.
We are not allowed to leave until I'm silver.
You understand?
Yeah, at Don Tess
Jinxies and meat is a low-key small. I seen that print. Okay, no one said that because the delay didn't even catch up in time
No, I know it did somebody literally wrote that I'm not even kidding. No they didn't
At Don Tess Jinxie beat the fuck out of my little sister at the arcade yesterday
See here's the thing somebody probably did type that because that's some bullshit ass fucking trend in my chat
It's literally
Okay, Jinx. Let me ask you a question. Is it a trend or is it just the fact that you do this consistently?
Me oh, I don't do that shit, bro. I don't fucking go into Walmart and hit people
Why not?
Because why the fuck would I do I get arrested?
wait so the only reason why you're not going around punching random people is
because the law is there so you're saying if there were no laws you would
just go around beating the fuck out of people no that was a brilliant thing bro
no that's exposed auto it auto it yep there you go yeah actually yep
Okay, so no, yeah, what's up? Did I do that like a challenger?
No, you actually did I don't test you see right over my little brother while he was crossing the street, okay?
Bro, I didn't if I did that I would also be arrested
Right, I don't even drive cars man. I don't even drive man
Wait, do you have your license? Yes. I okay, so can I explain my story with driving? Yeah, go for it
Okay
So when I was 16 years old, I took driver's ed class in school. Okay, where you learn driving?
Our first day of in like our first day of in the car driving
I almost drove into a lake in a neighborhood. This is a true story. It was a tiny lake
I was like 10 feet away from driving into a lake on a hill and if my driver's ed teacher didn't have his
Paddle, I would have not been here today. I would have drowned in that lake. Now. Here's the thing, bro
Because that happened. I was scared to ever drive again. Okay
Fast forward five years I
Turned 21 years old every time I go to a bar. I'm handing them my brick and permit
Sounds like all right. Fuck that. I didn't get an actual license
So then I got my license, but I failed my driver's test twice. So now I don't drive
Wait, but why don't you just go and do your tests like you know, I got it, but I'm scared
So you're saying that if you drove around you actually would kill someone?
Or myself, 100%.
But why are you actually just that bad to get distracted?
I don't know man, I said even that I'm that bad it's just I'm scared.
Okay can I give you advice?
Yes, what's up?
So the thing that I've learned is that most of the time people I drive bad it's
because they're two-tens.
So the best way that you can avoid that tension is by getting a shot or two of whiskey in
your system before you actually get behind the wheel.
Brother, brother, that's not going to help, man, that's just going to make me kill somebody.
Okay, so then here's another idea.
If you don't want to do that, what you can do is, most of the time what happens that
people that drive badly, it's because they're too focused on actually driving,
so they drive bad.
So what you can do is you can actually get your phone out and start texting your
friends while you drive to make it easier.
bro why did i gank am i a piece of shit off that's what am i doing
okay can i explain to you what the problem is
yes dad when you play league listen listen miho when you play league and you're sitting
there right and you're sitting there and you're playing league right and okay yes
wait, I have a-
okay, so listen, you hear me out, okay?
so when you're sitting there and you're playing League
yes
and you're-
you're-
you're like, in a game, right?
and...
you're-
you're playing League, right?
and you're like, in the middle of a game, whatever it is
I've noticed that the problem is
that-
so-
okay
BROADBIT OUT!
BUCK!
what are you saying dumbass come on well maybe you would know if you let me
fuck sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry so let me guess jing see the reason why you
beat up that random viewers little sisters cuz she had a speech impediment
Bro, no!
So it's for another reason.
Bro, no, I didn't beat up anybody's sister, my god!
Okay, listen. So the thing is that when you're playing League, okay, when you're playing League, you're sitting...
What?
Yes, talk to me, yes.
Okay, so when you're sitting there, you're playing League, okay?
Okay.
Essentially what's happening is, a lot of the time, you're getting FOMO.
So you're sitting there and you think that because nothing is happening you need to make something happen in order for things to go
Well, but you just seen a view of like you're getting stronger without having to risk anything
Does that make sense?
All right go for gank here. No, no, no
That was a test
Seriously? Wait, what?
Yeah, she was, yes.
Seriously, that was actually a test.
No, it was, because the thing is that there was no reason to do anything there,
but I wanted to see if you were listening to what I was saying about getting FOMO,
and it's like you listened, so now go Top Crab. Go Top Crab.
Because the Top Crab is up.
Bro, and listen, I'm not gonna fight until I have...
Where the fuck's the Top Crab, dumbass?
Okay, bro, it's up in 10!
Yeah, but shouldn't I just do my blue buff first, man?
Yeah, I mean I didn't know it was up in 10 because we didn't get vision on the top river yet.
We only got the timer after we got vision, so that's what we're going to do.
Go for the crab after.
I know, Joan top.
Joan top.
Okay, we're going to look for a top gank after, right?
So I want you to smite this, smite this, smite this, smite this, and top, smite
and top, top, top, top, top, come on top.
I kill all three all three all three all three all three
See the Crogs now press to don't forget to use your actives
Yeah, you don't tell me about my actives enough you don't believe in me
Jinxie I
Never tell me to press to leave when I'm out of buttons
Okay, GenCy, GenCy, you're the one that told me, literally two days ago, DonTest, you only
need to tell me something once and I'm gonna do it.
I have told you about Actives every stream and you still never use them.
Yes, because I'm the first streamer with CTE.
What's CTE?
Uh, Chad, what does it stand for, cognitive, technical inefficiency or something?
Wait, Jinxie, did you know I have CT too?
Uh, oh, you don't say, you don't say.
Yeah, I cock throbbing erection.
Yeah, you got it.
First I'll be okay you're dead robot why didn't my brain dad teammate help hey
that's why now we're gonna play them nice help man much love so now I want
you to type you better hope I don't meet your sister at an arcade yo I'm not
I
Listen so what we're gonna do now you're gonna look for the red buff after the red buff you're gonna clear the rest of your
Botsite, and then you're gonna look on the bot cap. Okay
Wait Jinx you have a question. Yeah, what's up, bro? Do you have CBT? I
Don't know what that means
Cock and ball torture
No, I don't have cock and ball
Why is this Lux talking to yourself? Oops. Yeah, right fair
Hold top maybe you have somebody blocked in this game
Okay, so you have the enemy support blocked that means the enemy supported something in the past that entered your game
Okay, fight him fight him fight him fight him fight him you can win this keep fighting just keep fighting
You're two seven one second
Yes, I'm gonna get silver today. I'm not even kidding. Love it. I'm coming for you Chadwick. Yep
First he's coming for you then he's coming in you. That's watch out
We wish that I could stay forever is
Jack sweet old marathon right now can't end until silver. Yes or no. What's we do?
Okay, maybe give it a day. Give it a day. Give it a day. Me. Oh
Yeah, you're lucky right chat. What law he done test my degree, right?
Okay, so this are you here, okay? You're gonna look wolves into gromp after that
I want you to look for a top guy, bro. I don't like Japan flash
So the thing is that there are some people in Japan
So there are some people in Japan that go to like public parks
And then what they do is when pregnant women are walking by
They open their trench coats and they flash themselves
So when people type Japan flash
They're saying that you're playing like a perverted pedophile
Oh, why would somebody ever flash a grandma?
Well, no, a pregnant woman.
That's actually worse.
Spooky, negative five gifted.
Yeah.
So that's why, so that's why Jinx, you need to play better so people don't keep calling
you a Japan Flasher.
Okay.
Jinxie, I can't wait for the losing streak.
What should I say to that madown's ass?
Tell him, oh, tell him you'd say the same thing to his mother, but after the last
four children she gave birth to and him being the recent one out of the batch it's
obvious that she already got the worst loser's queue of all time yeah all the
all the all the yeah just chase this you can also you can also you can all you
have the speed for it you have this beat you have this beat come on oh all
right like go go to cut scrubs not a good coach bro what the fuck okay
Can I ask you a question?
Of course brother, what's up?
If I'm a basketball coach and I tell my student,
hey, I want you to triple the ball up to the net
and do a layup.
And then that student takes the ball,
whips it out the head of the nearby disabled kid
and then starts jerking off
and nodding in the middle of the court.
Am I a bad coach or is a student a bad student?
Coach, can I fight this?
Yes or no?
Yes, let's go.
Chase, chase, chase.
Hold Q, hold your Q, hold Q.
Nice!
Free double free double free double
Nice, yeah, I
Love League of Legends. I love League of Legends. I'm addicted. I'm addicted. I'm addicted. I'm addicted
Bro don't I I don't know what to do. Can you think of legends like bro? I wouldn't tell you about this so this morning. Yep
This morning my brother was setting up my steering wheel so I could play forza so I basically
Talked to my brother. I'm like, bro. What should I do? Should I play a league game?
And he said no you should take mom out to breakfast brother don't that I used to take my mom out to breakfast
Two to three days a week and I haven't done that in two months until today because every morning
I've been playing League of Legends am I a piece of shit bro
Yes, you are
Because if you once have taken your mom out to breakfast you'll be bronze three right now
Wait, but I thought you said I'd be a piece of shit for not taking my mom out
No, your piece of shit for taking your out, Jinxie.
Think right now you could have already been Bronze 3 if you were to play that one off-stream
game.
Now what's more important?
Winning one League of Legends game?
Or furthering your connection with your mother that gave birth to and raised you all these
years and supported you wholeheartedly?
Breakfast with my mom, man.
We're wrong!
Now recall and get your bork.
Jinxie, we'll want to bring a League player.
life and everyone around it revolves around you and what you want to do.
So even if you're doing the most selfish thing ever, as long as it makes you happy, that's
all that matters.
So you're saying to never take my mom out to breakfast again until what, I'm challenger
or something?
Jinxie, if your mom loves you bro, she wants you to be happy.
And if you play League of Legends games off stream instead of taking her out to
breakfast and spending time with her and showing her love and appreciation is what makes you happy
then she'll understand bro think about it. Are you like bro I don't are you sure dude?
Jinxie is she an amazing mom? Yes bro yes. Then she wants her son to be happy. Does playing
League of Legends off she make you happy? Yes. Then that's what you have to do bro.
It's about being willing to put yourself first, bro.
So that everyone around you can love and support you.
Like, GenC, I need you to phone up your girlfriend after this
and be like, hey, listen, babe, I can't come by for the next month
because I need to play at least five off-stream games
and I need to double my active hours on-stream for League of Legends.
Bro, but I like my girlfriend. She's nutties, bro.
And I like having time with her, bro.
Thanks, let me ask you a question
What do you like more if you had an option right now
Going to dinner right now with your girlfriend and sitting there having a beautiful evening talking about your days
holding hands and feeling the love coursing through you or
Watching Muta in a made outfit get on his hands and knees begging for forgiveness as he gives you over a thousand dollars
Bro, can I just be honest, bro?
Yes.
Bro, maybe I'm not good off the challenger because I feel like going to dinner with my
girlfriend sounds fun, man.
More fun than watching Muda on his hands and leeching and mating.
Yes!
Oh my god, that sounds disgusting!
Okay, Jinxie, there's only one way that we can turn you into a true league player.
Okay, what is that way?
What is that way?
The day that Muda loses this bet, I'm gonna need you to take that day off
streaming and you're just gonna goon to his stream five times and bust five nuts to his stream
because you need to understand that mental subjugation matters more than anything else in this
planet regarding people that you're competing with in this game. Do I make myself clear?
Yes, that's right. But bro, I can't miss a day of streaming. I've been streaming for fucking two
years. Okay, so why are you gonna do this or are you gonna do that? You're gonna start your
stream but it's just gonna be your full-screen camera at around your chin height gazing upwards
as on your face and then you're just gonna be silently boning.
Coach, coach, coach, coach.
Yeah, go for it.
Wait, coach, coach.
Oh, oh, oh.
Yes!
Nice!
God!
More, more, more.
I want more.
Japan flash!
That's what I like to see.
Sorry, I don't know why I did that.
Okay, that's what I like to see, bro.
Jynxie, do you wanna hear something crazy?
Yes, kitten, what's up?
Before every world's finals,
Faker would use Kurok to AI-generate images
of his opponents in little launch rays,
and he would bust the nut to each and every one of them.
And that's the reason why he became the greatest
allegedly.
Are you serious?
Yes, so if you want to be the best, GenC, then why would you not do what Faker did?
Think about it.
Oh my god, you're actually right, bro.
GenC, since literally 2005, Faker has been grocking his opponents, naked, bro, to win.
And you're telling me that you're not willing to do the same as a one-off occurrence with
Muda?
Think about it.
God, you're right.
Oh my god.
My god, I really don't know what to say then man. So you think like
Basically, Mura is my enemy right because I need to beat him up so hurt
So I should jerk off to him in a made up bit
Yes, I'm not even kidding when I tell you Jane see I'm not gay, right?
Surprisingly, but I used to always jerk off to the inside on co-piles
surprisingly bro
Dude, can I finish my fucking story or you're gonna interrupt all right, okay?
So listen, I I'm not gay right?
Surprisingly, but the thing about it is that every time that I would lose a game to any of my friends, right?
Or I would sit there and I would play against like pro players
I would always after stream bookmark their profiles and then I would masturbate
furiously to every single one of them because Jinxie you have to understand
that when you release semen you're not doing it for pleasure you're doing it
because that's your mental and spiritual and emotional and sexual energy that is
getting directed into the universe and if you're just wasting it right then
it's going nowhere but if you're using it to subjugate other people then now
you're actually unlocking the third level of consciousness you understand
Yeah, I'm looking okay now you don't have all so going for this might be a bit risky low key
Yes, but it's very just go read just red folk here up and then I first held coach like I know like you've been to me a lot about like
Faker and stuff and masturbation, but I think I've actually played perfect
Yes, and you know why not just that jing see what if I told you that I use my energy this
this morning and I directed it towards you so you could have a fulfilling day.
So are you serious? You shouldn't have, bro. That's such a thing. Thank you.
Yes, because listen, I saw that Darth Maul cosplay and I'm like, this is way too cool to not bust you.
So I sat there this morning, Jinzy, for three hours straight, and I just made sure that I gave you the most amount of me that I could possibly give anybody.
Do you understand?
Bro, thank you, man. For real.
Very welcome. And that's why now you're doing me proud.
I'm doing so good
Okay, so Jinxie now we're gonna do I want to play football the wolves and on the ground afterwards. We're gonna recall and look on the dragon
Yes, I just I don't know man. I feel like I really couldn't get sober today if I just don't lose
Ironically, but listen bronze one is within sight
look towards bed look towards bed
Jinx you know what you should start doing
No, no, no just back off you're good. Yeah, you need to run if you don't run you're dead
Yeah, it's just fun. There's a promise of the second you start chasing it's over your next time I want you to buy death sands
So why is ergot so good in that scenario?
Urgot is just a brain that champion for brain that people okay, and he doesn't take half of the intellect that warwick takes
Exactly. Yeah, like okay, so you know how an aspen gold shot right half the time. They're just family DPI
Yeah, what is DPI mean?
it means like diversity and
Exclusivity and
Okay, so what it means is that it's essentially saying that they want more people to be included, right?
So what Urgot is is Urgot is a champion that's designed so that people that aren't all mentally there
Can so have good games of League of Legends by locking him in does that make sense?
I see so Urgot is basically designed if your IQ is low
And your brain that yes, if you are literally brain dead then ergod is ever slide you can still play league of legends
Yep, so now why don't you look but you're gonna press W and you're gonna look for an old block of said hold on the jinx
Yep, it's free going on. Oh, it's not
Hold you hold you nice
1000 gold. Oh
Okay, that might have been a little too crazy
All right snow go for the grump go for the grump. There's a grump right now. Why don't you take it? Oh?
Okay, no back up. All right. Okay a diddy party going on over there
Yeah, I'm just gonna go home in yeah, just go for it. It's okay
We're on place so good
Jinx see Jinx see what if I told you that when you use your art you dodge the jinx E
Bro, I did for real?
Dude, Jynxie dodged the Jynxie with his ultimate.
Do you understand what kind of an omen that sets for the day?
Right, that kind of rhymes, oh my god.
Yes, bro, yes!
Yo, chat, should we play some games with Muda later?
What are you guys playing?
No!
You can't!
Okay, you're right.
Jynxie!
Oh wait, actually, wait, if you did play with him, though, then what if you just
intentionally through the game because the thing is that he loses more than he
gains. So if you join the-
Yeah, but through Levin Watson.
Oh, I choose you here.
Rowan, I want to keep my 1% as high, bro. I want to keep it high.
Okay.
Okay, I want to look on the wrappers here. After the wrappers, we're going to look towards Baron.
Your coach is 1,000% in the fire.
Uh, coach.
Oh no shit, how do you think I met my wife?
AHHHHHH
I'm kidding, I'm kidding
Yeah, I'm joking
She's older than me
Okay, anyway, so this is what you're gonna do now, okay?
I want you to look for a top play
No, no, don't hit this on me, please
It's a not barge, it's not barge
Now just wait
If someone walks top kill, kill, kill, kill
I'll poke you on him
E? Use your E? E?
E, E, E
BROOOOO
GINGCY!
Sorry.
GingCy, if you would have eaten it would have been a double kill, bro.
MiHo, I'm sorry.
Sorry.
Are you too late or something?
No, you eat- you did- yeah, you did.
Cause like you didn't eat at all, and then afterwards by the time you said they already used all their damage.
Oh my god, okay, sorry, sorry.
Sorry, sorry coach you think I should order any food if I'm gonna play League of Legends like what's the best league of legends
through order
The best league of legends food tour is a fucking win streak if you're not winning you don't deserve to eat
So you better put your fucking phone down right now and focus on the game
So bro if you go on if you go on a losing streak you intentionally don't eat seriously
Either that or you punch yourself in the face when you go to a bathroom break
Wait coach, have you killed yourself before?
Um...
Okay, so what you're going to do now is you're going to look for the red.
After the red, we're going to play on the Krugs, okay?
Okay.
And then after the Krugs, I'm going to want you to look on the Raptors soon.
Coach, if I win, do I get food? Can I order?
Yes, but I get to choose what you eat.
Okay, deal.
And if you lose you have to do an IRL stream searching for dog shit, and you need to eat it off the ground as punishment
Okay
Okay, right I'm here for the long haul. I want to get challenger whatever fake it out here
Dude funny story when I was like five. I actually did unintentionally eat dog shit
How do you unintentionally eat a dog shit?
well because it was dried so I didn't realize that when it dries up it turns
white so I just saw it on the fort and I started eating it because my brother
dared me to you okay look man I want to look mad this is free yes by the way
don't go yeah don't your team might be yancing hard as fuck I want to join you
knew John before you walk in here now just push them anyway if you don't
push mid wave you're gonna lose. Now run away, you might have to ult away here.
Ult away, ult away, ult away. Okay, so now what I want to do is I want to just farm until
you have enough gold for that stance. Yep, there you go. So now walk in base and buy
it. Well now when you're this close, because think about it, recalling takes 8 seconds,
walk it jinxing but just buy them walk at base walk at base or else you're gonna
lose okay go for this fight now go for this fight go for this fight you need
to hold your Q okay back up back up now let your team let your team ends your
team is respawning we can make you look for a play here I want to walk up
this is good right for the waves
I don't understand, we had more kills than them, how are we losing?
Uh, cause your team has cancer, that's why.
No, they have poor dragons, is that the jungler's fault?
Or no, nothing's my fault, right?
Yeah, it's the number of your fault.
If you ask a jungler ever lose dragons, it's cause your team didn't have enough priority.
You're right, I didn't have a priority.
Yes, I got it.
Okay, so now push another way mid, push another way mid.
And then uproads we're gonna want to recall soon and look for the elixir vine.
Okay, get it. So now back off, go in the bush and then recall. We want to know in the bush
and bush. If they walk, many lose. So now I want you to type 5 mid. So hold tap, hold
tap here. So now buy your lixir and then I want you to hold tap. So you see how the
enemy jinx is 5-2-5
yes
so that means that she's pretty strong right? keep holding tab
so jinx is pretty strong but who's the strongest member? looks like ergot
so yeah walk mid, walk mid now, walk mid now
mid! mid! mid!
okay so yes you're gonna want to focus jinx in these fights
go for this press 6, i want you to press 6 on your keyboard to activate your elixir
are you going on this? don't ult him though, just use your e
I had a night look for a dog but for the dog don't use your are you sorry up
Okay, it's fine. That's fine. That's good. Yes. Nice. Yes. Good
Yes, no chase me chase me. Trunel wants you Trunel wants you give Trunel the big JC daddy fucking cock right now
Go pressy nice, pressy. There you go. Pressy nice nice nice nice
Good push man push man push man push man
This is good
Alright, yep, now just walk up.
So now the thing is that the enemy bot lane might come up here, right?
So I want to farm the bot side, farm the bot side, because the bot lane is going to stop
you guys from ending the game.
No, no, no, the bot side.
You enter into the wolves first.
Yep, there you go.
Yep, so that's gone, look on the blue.
If the blue isn't up, I want you to look for the top cap.
Alright, go top cap, top cap, top cap, top cap, yep, go top cap though, don't
say that because if you say they're gonna lose
D'AWP! D'AWP! D'AWP!
No!
Jinxie, why the fuck were you going bot bro?
You need- listen, Jinxie, you need
you need you need to stop
getting too excited because then you forget
fundamentals to understand yes so what I want to do play on the red buff when it
spawns actually no just say that just say that your team's gonna run it down if
you don't just say that now type five minute again back up don't walk up too
far look you see how it goes walking up in the middle of the river yeah okay
so see if you can go for him here I want you to go for the Ergot and
ping on him. Oh God. Yep, this is good. I want you to hold tab. Let me see if you're outside
him. So are you going to 1-1-2-1? Probably not. Okay. So wait. Nice! Go for this! Go!
Go! Get him! I want you to get him and then after you get him, do not R. Do not
R, please do not press R. Okay, now look for the Baron. Do you know why I told you not to press R there?
Yeah, recall first, recall first. You're gonna have to see him if you don't recall.
Okay, how should I ping you to find the safe? Safe? Safe? Yeah, the Echo's gonna try to deal with it.
No, no, no, don't do it. I wanted to walk towards mid. Walk towards mid cuz ViBars should be there.
Cause like the thing is your team is fucking discussing, so there's a chance that they might end set even though it's 2-1.
Yeah, just run, just run, run towards Trono, run towards Trono.
Now why don't you drone over and why are you running?
Yeah, they're discussing. See?
If we were to start it bad, then we would've lost the game.
Because of how fucking disgusting our team is.
Yep, back up, back up, don't, don't, no, no, no, no.
Clear the minions, clear the minions.
Yeah, we did our job, we got them out of there.
Yep, exactly.
So does much of me die?
Yeah
So
Look for the channel to make sure it does not open your turret if he opens the turret
It's really fucked even if you get down. It's okay
E good
What's your honor me?
Nice, that's good. So now take the wave and then afterwards back up
Okay, jinx I'm gonna tell you to buy a crazy item here, but it's gonna be good
No, no go to base for basic base
I want you to buy a modal reminder.
I've never even heard of that one. What does this do?
So this is going to give you a lot of magic or armor penetration.
And it's also going to give you anti-heal.
So the reason why you need this is because walk to your red.
And then I'm going to want to start pinging on the Elder Dragon.
So the reason why you need this is because the enemy team is like...
They heal a lot, right?
Right, but we don't want to go chainsword because chainswords of worthless item
And we also don't want to go through milk is like it's fucking useless too. Oh, so living elder
Yeah, we're over the wall. What over the wall? What over the wall?
You might have to sell this just for over the wall, but do not alter right away word. Just forward
That's for nice. Okay, Jynxie. You're gonna have to often to steal it when it's near a thousand fun
It's all tonight now. No, I'm spider. No, no
NO! NO! JINZIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
And my guy was moving away! bro i don't know my guy was moving away bro
My guy was moving away i don't know why he did that
But Jinzy you still could have all stayed over the wall
Sorry bro. Sorry. Sorry I'm out of here
I don't have to apologize that's unironically riot's fault
like riot riot they bugged your path thing for no reason
But do you want me to show you after what you could have done there so you get on your side?
Yeah, I haven't practiced that yet though
Yep
Is this game over now?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Okay, listen, listen
It could be fine though
Are you listening?
Why, why could it be fine?
Because the thing is that maybe there's a chance Muda's losing check his stream right now
Fuck okay open the stream fast open the stream fast
I'll show you soon. I'll show you soon
There's like a three-minute cooldown of him grab the ultimate again. Oh, he's winning
And he's getting coach. Yeah, I ended ended ended. Okay, so Jynx here. I want to look at my screen, okay?
Am I still sharing? Yeah, I want you to teach me this because you haven't taught me this yet
Okay.
EDITED LOOP!
Yeah, I don't... it isn't in for the loop.
I can give it a second.
Brad, the highest CS, best KD.
I got into it again.
You did, but let me show you something.
Okay.
So you know how the elder dragon makes it up when you attack someone below 30% health?
They die?
Yes.
How much damage does yours might do?
1,400.
So what I wanted you to do here is when the Elder Dragon gets low, think around maybe like
3,000, you alt in because you're unstoppable during your alt and it goes over walls and
then you could have just smited the Baron or the Elder Dragon on one.
So here I was telling you alt and look what was happening.
Did you see?
I got rooted man.
No you didn't.
Okay, do you want me to show you from your vod so you can see?
Yeah, okay, I'm gonna share from your body
Okay, I'm sorry
So look at this man. No. No, you don't know you don't know you don't me. Oh me. Oh you didn't right now bro. I got rooted look
Me ho look I look in yes
I said now, right?
This is your alt range.
You could have ulted in, right?
But I wanted to see someone, okay?
So imagine, so I wanted to look at the altar.
The enemy jungler smited at 300, so it means if you would have ulted in, you could have
stolen the elder dragon and you would have instantly solo on the game.
I'm sorry.
Bro, I didn't know you could ult through that because it's a wall.
I thought walls block you.
No, not when you're Warwick.
When you're Warwick you can ult through anything, bro.
Literally anything.
Bro, I'm so sorry man.
but you can see listen listen even faker has made mistakes in the past you
understand yeah I know what matters isn't the mistakes it's how we learn
from them yeah you're right maybe mood is losing let's see because he was only
up six four let's see if he's losing please lose please lose
He's right there recommended okay
Oh, 50 speed. Yes, no.
No, he got a kill, he got a kill, he got a kill, turn it off. Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off.
Yeah, I don't want to show off.
Alright.
Okay, I need to go, okay, I need to go tankle. This is, okay.
Fuck!
Hi guys! Queue up now!
Fast!
Okay, let me just blow in now, just give me one minute.
you guys knock knock who's there knock knock oh fuck where fucked up wait knock
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who?
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Dude I've had enough of your shit.
Say the fucking joke. Okay just say who's there. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange
You god, I didn't say banana.
All right, nice.
What do you think?
Can I tell you a joke?
What's up?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Yo!
Alright!
What is the joke?
Jeezy, just say who's there.
Who's there?
Banana.
Who's there?
Banana.
Who's there?
Banana.
Who's there?
Banana.
banana
You got some type of fuck jingsy, please please please just say just like
Jingsy, please God just say banana who I
Ordered I just ordered boneless wings
Knock knock who's there orange orange you
I didn't say banana. Yeah. Hey, this guy's got TT brother. This guy's TT. Bro, the worst
feeling ever is starting the day off on an actual loss. Well, yes and no. Yes and no.
Because the thing is that even if you lose your first game, if you lose your second
game, it's like the first game never happened. Well, actually no, because I gained 23 and
lose 18 so even if I have a 50% what percentage I still game yes wait but I
don't understand why are they being so nice to me why why why
because the thing is that you're you're winning a lot so when you're winning a
lot it's like yeah but I'm not I have like a 50% what percentage man yeah but
And Miho, and Iron, there's players like Muta that are like 45%.
Oh yeah, I forgot Muta has 45.
Okay, you're right.
Okay, wait, bro, Dantez, look, I first picked just so I could get Warwick and he got Warwick.
What are the odds of that?
Honestly, it's kind of fucked up.
It doesn't matter because I'm actually pretty good on Yi.
Yi and Warwick are the only two guys that can actually play.
Okay, Jinx, what's worse?
world hunger and war or getting a champion sloan from you in league of legends?
probably world hunger bro, I don't-
WRONG!
because the thing is jane see that you don't have to deal with hunger
you're getting boneless wings in about 25 minutes from uber eats
so what is worse is whatever impacts you
and what's impacting you is the fact that war with god sloan
so let me ask you again what's worse
world hunger or getting your picks on from you in League of Legends?
Bro, I'm still gonna say world hunger man! Come on!
Okay, okay, then cancel your order right now.
No, please don't make me do that. Bro, it's eight bonus wings in a
medium and a tiny pizza from Chile.
Okay, then say that getting your picks on from you in League is worse than world hunger.
Say it now.
Stop laughing, Jinx.
Yeah, I'm not fucking joking.
Say it's worse.
OK.
Getting your champion stolen in League of Legends
is worse than World Hunger.
Yes, good.
Oh, my God, I did the wrong runes.
I'm so bad.
No, what would you rather do?
Have a billionaire donate one trillion dollars
to every charity on the planet?
Or have the enemy ADC donate you a 1000 gold bounty when you're down 5 kills?
I have the enemy ADC donate me a 1000 gold.
Good! See, that's what I'm fucking talking about, Jinxy!
You're slowly starting to learn what being a league player is actually all about.
Got it. You have to understand.
Dude, you know Faker used to say this shit in interviews?
Seriously?
Dude, his most famous interview with Surya Hemsang, I would sacrifice the entire world
just for a win streak right now.
Really?
Yep.
Wow.
Allegedly.
So that's what I have to do for to be faker.
Yep.
Alright listen bro, we lost our first game of the day but it doesn't matter chat because
wait why doesn't that matter contest?
you're still gonna beat up some random viewers a child sister out of the arcade
they know no no yo you think I should play year warwick no you're not your
clear is better on me but you still don't know how to fight with them yo
watch that shit I do know how to fight okay so why'd you just put a fun in
your W okay it's fine use your WS and auto attack
cancel. I already taught you this. Good, there you go. So I like to see. You know, I've actually
been playing Master Yi in a lot of like, Challenger games.
Yeah, you should, bro.
It's actually like, not bad.
You're not a heck of a one trick. You're just a jungler one trick. That's what I want
to be, uh, Starwake.
Yeah, exactly. And that's what you will be, Jinxi, because you have the dedication
and the desire.
Yeah, bro. See, the thing is, bro, I want to play League of Legends every day at the
end of all my streams because I still want to play other games and I don't
want to completely throw my life away okay let me ask you a question is it
that you still want to play the other games or is that you know that there are
some viewers that still want to watch you play the other games no it's that
if I don't play the other games I'm gonna lose my mind if this is the
only game that I play if this is the only game that I play I'm gonna lose
my mind yeah but that's what it takes to be from the past every day for a
You have a jing see, check me out, check me out, check me out.
Fake craft has been playing this game every day for the last 30 years bro.
Bro, but like what's your realistic goal?
I'm not gonna beat fake, like bro can you give me a realistic goal please?
Uh, beating a random viewers child sister at the arcade.
Bro I don't do that shit!
Okay my bad, my bad.
Okay, so like realistic goal, honestly
Diamond sounds pretty cool, right? This is this is gonna be your goal. This is gonna be your goal
One day you're gonna compete in a professional tournament and the LCS
Yes, it is because dude listen riot likes you bro if you told them lovely play one game in the LCS
They would probably say yes, so your goal would be to sit down and win that game
Okay
We watch out
So we're gonna do now we're gonna play on the crab
What works coming? I don't care if he's coming bro. You can sit here and you can push him back
Your mouth I stole the scuttle cover. I'm not even kidding
And I said fighting him. Yeah, I am keep fighting keep fighting. Nice double kill double kill double kill double kill double kill
NICE JIPPAL! JIPPAL! JIPPAL!
OH MY GOD!
Quadra! Quadra! Quadra! Quadra!
I'll get back up, back up.
LET'S FUCKING GO DADES!
Bro, I told you I'm better in Yi. I'm better in Yi.
I told you. Bro, I'm better in Yi. I told you.
Okay, Jamesy, can I be honest?
Bro, please talk to me there.
If they were to air drop your Master Yi
In a Korean final game right now, you would probably win the cup.
Thank you. Bro, this is what- No, no, hey, come on. No. Bro, you're a Glacier. Dude, Dantez, listen.
I plan on playing League of Legends every day for the next year. Where would I get- Don't bullshit me, bro. Come on.
You could get a Challenger. It's on bullshit.
Bro, are- Milwaukee?
Bawaki
On your girlfriend or no your what sorry your wife's life on your wife's life
I could get challenged in a year on her life and and mine too
What and on your girlfriend's life
No, don't put that on her or me buddy, this is on YouTube, bro
Bro cuz dude, I'm like use the thing sometimes. I'm okay at things, okay?
I'm not remarkably good at any video games, so I feel like I would have to be remarkably good at me to get challenged during a year
Well, I mean when you get here shotgun and rainbow six you're fucking you're fucking beast though. Hey, bro
I'm just a beast that rainbow. You don't have to sneak in shotgun. I'm just a beast at the game
All right shotgun crutch all right, I gotta look dragon here because last game I didn't look dragon at all
Yeah, you can buy this so listen real estate that I'm kidding you actually can get challenger like not even bullshitting
Can I fight him? Fight him! Fight him! Yes!
Wait, why is he moonwalking?
He's glitched.
He's going glitch, dude.
Okay, no, no, you don't want to do this. Go for the wolves. Go for the wolves.
You don't want to fight this.
Yep, go for the wolves in the gromp. You might have to give this dragon here.
Okay, Jinxie, listen. On Highbice's life, you're going to be ranked one in League of Legends in the next two months.
Okay, see that one's fine. GG have us
Bro, no no like like don't say seriously bro. In a year. Yeah, I'm not pushing genuinely challenger
Why don't think so seriously? Why do you think so? Okay? I'll tell you what
Because every game you're getting coached by so you're literally learning
Challenger level decision-making every single game
So the only thing you need to do is play games to lie yourself to have your mechanics to follow
which you're willing to do. So as long as you have both those things then you
have a literally limitless possibility. By the end of the year, say you hit
Masters, right? You had Masters by the end of the year. Okay, next season the ranks
reset and you have an equal shot as anybody Master Plus to get challenger.
It genuinely can be yours. Bro, do you realize like, bro, do you realize
I hope you understand if if I'm not even bullshitting if I reach challenger and
League of Legends do you realize I would win the game over the years?
Yes!
Do you realize how hard that is to me bro?
Like okay Jinxie who are you going to be competing with this year for Game of the Year?
Bro a lot of people.
Who name me one person?
Ludwig?
Not Ludwig.
Bro Ludwig.
Okay listen.
It's not good at any game.
Janksy Janksy Keso plays dressed from press you play League of Legends you got this shit bro like
A thousand games and he's good at all of them
He's good at every game he plays is he better than you at games in general be honest. Yes. Yes
Really? Yeah, when you played subnautica when you played subnautica who's carrying Keso I
okay never mind we might actually have a little battle on our ass
what I'm saying is our only option is challenger bro
okay so how about this
when you get to the same rank as Keso and Ligabudgins
do a bed with Keso
first one to hit Diamond
bro he doesn't play League every day
I do I'm a loser he's not
fuck
yeah we might have a problem
He plays like ahhhhhhh
Okay you need to get around her
See I need to run
Yep
Now go for your wolves
Okay who's a better gamer
Keso or Boggles
Yo hey don't say his name in front of me
That's he who shall not be made
Don't say his name in front of me
Boggles don't fuck yourself
Who's worse Voldemort or Boggles
I can't name either of them
I can't name either of them, fuck it all!
I'm like, why can't you name either of them?
Okay, Boggles is worse. Yeah, Boggles is worse.
Okay, who's worse? Boggles or the guy from the World War?
Yo, the guy from the World War. Boggles isn't THAT bad!
I mean, I disagree, but it's okay.
Hey, listen, you're gonna look for the blue one on the ground. After this, we're gonna look on Paul Lane.
Bro, I think I should do full yeet today, bro. I think I can get, uh, silver.
If you're feeling it, then let's do it.
Bro, I just think he is more efficient than Warwick. Any scales better.
Yeah, Loki.
After this, we're gonna look on Paul Lane.
I know this method to the madness, but I feel like most of it is literally just making sure I spam all my buttons.
Yeah, no, like, unironically, yeah, say what it is.
Look here, look here. Yep, this is good.
I want to fight Shen, fight the Shen, fight the Shen, the Shen, the Shen.
The Shen, not the way.
You might have to back off, but just fight.
Okay, run away, run away.
Okay, so now what we're gonna do, you're gonna recall.
I return, I return. My blade is yours.
Okay, so Jinxie now what you're gonna do is you're gonna get your blade of the rune cake
We know we know yep. Okay. No Jinxie while you're walking to Krugs. Give us your most controversial anime take
Most controversial anime take one piece is overrated
Okay, you want me to give you mine well, let me say it real quick
Still a great show, but there's too much filler to consider one piece of that on a fan
Sorry, there's one is still great, but there's just too much filler
Real okay no show needs to be two thousand episodes
True look it makes you not even want to watch it
Well it's also that but like one piece has a lot of peak art but also one
piece has a lot of like boring art. Yeah I've never even watched it so I can't
even comment. Okay do you want me to give you mine? Yeah what's yours? Attack on Titan was
only good until the season when they managed to like randomly introduce the
humans. It was only peak when it was like humans versus Titans. Well you
You did just spoil the show, but yes I agree.
I mean dude, like, if you haven't watched it so far then you deserve a tablet.
Do you know what I think about AOT's chat spoil the morning?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait.
Here, go for this.
That's him, nice.
I now wanted to go use your Q, use your Q, this is a double kill.
You're gonna, yeah, keep fighting and then after this go for a play.
Wait, Q, Q, Q and E, Q and E, E.
Auto, auto, auto.
Nice!
Bro!
Go to the drag.
It's for a triple kill, triple kill.
I
Recall recall no, I'm overheating. I'm sorry. I'm gonna be testing. No, I'm okay
Bro, I think I should just play you don't that's I think I just play key private. I can play
No, it's actually looking good. It's actually looking good
Okay, here's my problem with attack on Titan. I haven't finished the show
I'm in the middle of season four, but I don't like when this isn't just a OT
But I don't like when any shows introduce fucking 20 characters at once which is exactly what AOTB did
They just introduce 20 characters, then it's like I'm supposed to care about these characters
It's like bro stop like I hate when shows introduce 20 fucking characters at the end of the show
It's like why would you ever do this?
Yeah, real last time I changed your thing sucks balls too. I've only what I okay
I'm I should watch stranger things, but I've only watched season one. No dumb
Yeah, I mean listen if you watch season one then you watch a whole show, come on they're watching the rest of the day
Ah, yeah you could, you got this up
Okay look for the Krogs, look for the Krogs now, he's already dead
Bro, I'm doing so good on Yi, I'm 6-0, don't tense, am I gonna fall on this, am I gonna fall on this game
Jack, I was here, am I gonna fall on this game
No, it's actually a minute, I'm talking, you got this shit, use your E to clear, don't forget
Wait Jynxie, you ready for me to give you the most controversial anime you take ever?
Yeah, but don't say some stupid shit.
No, I'm gonna tell you right now.
The most controversial anime you take ever is if an anime doesn't draw you in in the first episode,
then it doesn't deserve to be watched more than that.
It's the writer's job for not having an entertaining enough opening.
Low-key real, because that's why I definitely was my favorite showist because I was into it right away.
Yep, low-key real
That's not I was into it right away
Right well that's another okay, why you didn't finish it no no I just I always tell my chat to watch
Okay
Okay, so now I want you to look for the gromp and then after it's go bot
Oh, no, yeah, no, yeah
Hey, no, no, no
oh okay all right so now look for the uh it's it's like go for the blue now
nice ability by hand low-key nice ability
wait you want me to give you another controversial take yeah the only
people that read mongas and start watching anime so are people that want
to just pretend like they're smarter
I don't think anything you're saying is really bad.
It's true.
Okay, so now what I want to do is push the wave.
Take the cannon.
Take your cannon.
You're doing better than her.
This game takes all her resources.
She doesn't deserve any of that.
Make sure you get this cannon.
Nice.
And now you're going to recall after.
Yeah.
Since I'm 6-0, I actually don't think it's bad to steal.
Yeah, cause I'm 6-7.
Yep. Wait, wait. Oh, exactly.
Okay, I'll fight this, fight this, fight this.
Sounds good.
Keep fighting, keep fighting, it's free, it's free.
Fight, fight, fight. Flash, wait, flash, wait, flash.
Why is there a rocket launcher hitting me?
What was that bullshit?
A fucking rocket launcher?
Are you serious?
Okay, so you see the enemy team like Zerath?
Who is Zerath?
No, the enemy mid laner.
blue guy yeah so he can launch it from halfway across the map bro but can I avoid
it or does it auto lock me no you can avoid it but the problem is that you're
just standing still yeah because I don't know about the rocket launcher yet bro
what the fuck okay well now you know so you don't have to sound so anymore I
need to get dragons bro I need to start getting dragons yes listen clear the
word spot a terrible spot talked about folk here you can take dragon up no
top to bottom please bro please fuck no I forgot about my food no Jin see
listen fuck your food right now now you just focus on the game I wanted to
kill warf when he's here when he's here kill him kill him go
outfit and cue all 10 Q all 10 Q all 10 Q nice now eat nice go go yes fight
Nice! Keep fighting, keep fighting, keep fighting.
Niiiice!
Now Q, Q, Q, E, E?
Niiiice!
Okay, well, we're up to this to gromp.
Now, I should recall. Recall? Recall. Recall. Recall.
Bro, let's go, Dodges!
I'm telling you, it's free.
I'm gonna want to buy Mercury's treads, and then after they're driving.
Yes, yes!
We my food, though. No, no, no, no. It's your food.
Jynxie, Jynxie, fuck your food. Fuck your fucking food, bro.
You don't need your food right now. You need LP.
Let it sit go to the dragon the dragon the dragon the dragon dragon
Well my wings is gonna be cold though
Jin see the only wings you're gonna have other to that spot from your back
I've got to put a fucking shotgun through your brain if you sit here and you complain one more time about your food now fucking
Focus on the game. Am I understood? Yes, sir. Oh my god. Yes, sir
Okay, now play for the crab and then look on the dragon. Okay
1400 you smite, if you don't get this they can get soul and then the game becomes harder
okay good now go bot to top, go bot to top, you start on your gromp and you clear up
he might come to my gromp bro, no he's not gonna do shit he's gonna sit there and watch
Yeah, I'm a little cocky.
Exactly, he's gonna sit there and watch, and he's gonna like it.
Okay, now go for the waltz, and then afterwards you clear your topside.
Oh, but coach might be, like, they're gonna be cold though, I don't know what to do actually.
Jinxie, jinxie.
Shut the FUCK UP!
With your wings!
There's a homeless man literally eating nothing!
Having to go through the dumpster as we speak, just so we can get a little bit of nourishment, and you're mad!
Because your wings are going to be a little bit cold.
What the fuck are you, man?!
You want to sit here and give up the temple that you're building to get your shitty fucking wings?!
Are we serious?
You're born sport! You do not deserve to eat! Why the fuck do superheroes deserve food?
Think about it! Do you understand?
So when can I eat when I'm sober or something?
You can eat if you win! Okay, all 10, yes, just go for 2. Nice. No, just auto-attack.
You should still win this.
Okay, you didn't auto-attack.
Okay, the reason why you lost there is because you stopped auto-attacking.
Now I want you to buy the experience that I explained.
Wait, I need to check on my food real quick.
Jamesy, if you leave your chart to check on your food, so help me God, the coaching session ends instantly.
Sorry, yes sir.
I will not leave my chart.
Boom!
Just ask your brother why can't your brother get it?
No, no, don't worry.
How about this how about this is what we do if you get the wings and are actually cold then we just
eliminate high-bice IRL why would we whoa whoa why would we do that dude think about it think about
it because we can just use him as like the magnet for all of our negative energies does that make
sense yeah got it wait but coach yeah yeah coach when you said I did an auto
what do you mean just don't have any weapons no the reason why you lost us
because you started running away for no reason randomly I know when you start
running away for no reason that's when he killed you you're gonna have to run
away here you're gonna die this era yep now dodge those circles those
circles are the rocket launchers those circles are the rocket launchers
Okay, go to your gromp now, go to your gromp.
Okay, it's not where I can dig.
Bro, you're at this for fucking losers, seriously!
True, every mages for losers.
You're just gonna sit there and hit me from beyond the fucking map?
You're a pussy.
Why are we losing my team so shit today?
It's a listen, Jinxie the only reason why people walk in mages is the same reason why people like Jack Dougherty
I am antagonized people and then hide behind their bodyguards. Yes. Does that make sense?
Okay, now alternate like this. You got a quadruple kill here. Okay chase chase chase more more more more
More nice go for the way. Nice
I
Love this game so much. I love this game. I love master. Yee. I'm I believe is yours
Master. Yeah, I love you. I'll never betray you. I'll only play you
Now no listen after this. I want you to go for the class. I'm gonna act. Tell the last ropers
Okay, cool. Kill the last ropher. No, okay too late. Okay, that's fine
bro i love you massive eek
okay so now after the raptor or after the club doctor my blade is yours
yes yes now go talk that that wave is yours too bro now when you say my wave is yours
my way is yours yeah that's more to kaiser sitting down watching you take this fucking wave now after you take this wave i'll need to recall okay
now you're gonna stop building your experiment to the hex plate i just wanted to buy a straight up dance dance
Instantly just straight up death stats
I haven't got a pencil yet, but I might be able to did this might be your pen to game. I'm not in control
I know it might I'm fed I'm fed
God I love this game. Okay. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me 11 to 2. I'm the carry. I'm the carry
Yep, so now listen your gold jing see who's your team are that?
That's is your listen listen. It's a soldier. It's a soldier that he spawns
Think of it this way your team are your slaves and you are the king
You need them to go and pour you and then you just go in and you clean up
So when you just go and I'll tell you when to go in okay, just just wait just wait do not go in yet
Send the bush for now now walk in now we now go now go now go now
Yes
You you
Nice keep going keep going keep going
Nice
Now get the dragon and go for the barn
Oh my god
Stunt it! Stunt it! I got back to my quad Stunt it!
Dude, I'm telling you
Okay, I'm grabbing you
Wait, do you feel that? Do you feel that, Jinxie?
What?
It's my heart on
I'm pressing it into you so that we have more of a connection
Okay, I feel it a little bit
You!
Bro, I'm like you're twenty tails fat!
No, I'm telling you, you got this shit.
I love this game bro, can I just play Master of E for ever please?
Yes, yes, yes.
Please daddy.
Did I prove my work to you on it now?
Yeah, Loki, Loki you're getting it done right now.
Well I told you I could.
Okay, now recall.
Told you I could.
Yes, no, it's good, it's good.
Is that gonna recall?
We're gonna have to go back to back to watch for us.
Yep.
Okay, so now buy the experimental hex plate, and then I want to right-click on the
wit's end.
Or actually no, buy the elixir vine.
Buy the elixir vine.
And then walk mid.
I think I can get a Penta. Can I get a Penta maybe?
Chat, maybe we get a Penta. This could be the game. I'm fatted. Guys, I'm fatted.
Okay, so now press 6. Press 6 to use your Elixir.
Okay, go in. Just go in 1v5. Fuck this.
Go, Alten. Alten, then go crazy.
I want you to focus away. Focus away.
Focus away. He's the squishy guy.
Get the prank. Now go for this hero. Go for this hero.
Get the shun. Nice, nice. Keep going.
I want you to keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going.
Kill us you rat! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Where's the last? Where's the last?
Okay, recall right now! Walk back and recall! Walk in the bush and recall!
Walk in the bush and recall! Recall now! Recall now! Recall! Recall! Recall!
Sir, I can't stand.
No, you want the pentad, not the end. Now run straight top. Run straight top. Maybe he's still around here.
Fuck, he recalled. Okay, go to your red buff. Go to your red buff. We might need one more play.
That would have been the end.
No, I can use the-
No, it's fine.
I thought you'd keep pushing.
It's fine, it's fine.
Okay, so now what?
Go for the red buff.
It's fine!
Listen!
You're gonna get the penta now.
Don't worry about it.
Okay, chat.
I was here, guys.
Please!
Guys, I might get a penta.
This is it.
Okay.
I was here!
Here we go, chat!
I was here!
Okay, now listen this we're gonna do I'm gonna wind you going now wait wait the second they walk up you fucking shatter their brains open
Wait, what's it now? No, no
Jace Jace
More
Okay work is fun wait for it go for him now
Nice any one more. No, that's not handsome. What are you jinxing jinxing?
I want it back off right from the enemies red for a full clear their entire jungle full clear their jungle
We want enough for what stand on our recall so press T playing for the penta. Yes. Yes. That's what you have to do right now
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, listen
Good boys like you deserve pentakills. You understand me just don't end keep playing for the pentak
Okay, so I'll take this then afterwards. I want you to go. I want to take the ride plus P
I want to see how much what's on costs
Okay, nice. Nice. So what you're gonna do is you're gonna take this red and then you're gonna recall
Recall now now one of your press six press six just press six
press X, press X, press X, ok good. Now by the woods end, by the woods end, now walk mid.
Coach, guys after a one month journey we are so fed you might actually get a pent up.
You can do it, I'm telling you you can actually do it chair. I want to just walk mid.
You're going to walk mid Jyncey, you are fucking god right now, do you understand me?
Ok, I literally can't hit anyone, ok it's not even possible.
yep so listen Shen is the last guy you focus okay you can go in on him don't
are those don't are don't are don't are I'll tell you what's our are now now now
now nice fight fight this is your pet fight chase you you smile him smile
him go go go go q q q this you're at
oh my god run back run back kill the
minion kill the minion
oh my god
Genji if you would have killed the
minion and run away robot I did I did
I did I did that's okay it's okay you
No, it's because I hit the turret, that's why. I'm so sorry.
No, it's because if you were to kill the minion, then you would have avoided the turret shot and then you would have left.
Jinx, I want you to hover over your blade of the rune king. I want you to see how much damage you did to this game.
No, no, no. In your inventory. In your inventory?
That's how much damage only that item did to this game.
Wait, can I still get a pent up for respawn?
Yes, you still have a chance. Okay, so now what are you going to do?
Because I'm going to want you to walk to the dragon.
Guys, I was here. Here we go.
Okay.
Push shot.
Listen. Push shot.
If you think Jinx is gonna get a Penta, type 1.
If the slow creep of inflation is ruining all chances that you have of actually getting ahead,
and you low key resent everyone and everything for a type 2.
Okay. So now Jinx, see what you're gonna do here.
Is, you're gonna play for the dragon.
Alright?
And then afterwards, I want to look for the crab, okay?
If you walk mid-jinks, you get a penalty kill right now. I'm not even emotional. You understand me?
Go mid. Just go fight. Go fight. Go fight. Go fight. Yep.
Don't... don't ult. Don't ult yet. I'll tell you when to ult.
Tell you when to ult.
Stand back. Stand back.
That was a fucking clean dodge, by the way.
Okay?
Uhhh... go for them. Go for them. Go for them.
Okay, I'll tell you now. I want you to kill him this year. I see right. It's your priority target before this year. I'm nice focus
Nice keep fighting keep fighting keep fighting now. It's work. Then it's a trucks nice good. Good. Good
Nice coming coming down. Get that shit. Get that shit. This is your pent up. This is your moment
FIGHT!
Run man!
Just run down!
Run to the turn!
Run to the axis!
Get him!
You need to dodge his ability!
When he throws it out, you have to dodge it!
You have to dodge it!
Get him!
It's your way to die!
Oh my god!
Yes!
First one ever!
I did it!
It took a month, but I did it!
It took a month!
I did it!
I did it took a month, but I
Love you so much, bro. I love you too, bro. And now you fucking
32 and 3 I don't know if I'll ever beat that. I have to play
Crazy oh my god
Do you want to know why he's so broken?
No, it's because he goes invisible on those cubes.
That's why he's so broken.
Yes.
And it's because the thing about you also is that you like just fucking like mashing your
abilities and he's like really good for that too.
And you actually get rub- Oh!
Oh my God.
Okay.
I actually want to kiss you.
Jinxie.
When I tell you what I'm about to tell you, when I tell you what I'm about to
tell you, you're going to want to fucking make out with me.
Open up your calculator right now on your PC.
Okay.
opening up my calculator right now, Dantez.
OK.
So now what I want you to do, OK?
I want you to type 18.
OK.
Now minimize the screen.
Just click in the top middle of it,
and then just move it.
There you go.
And I'll do plus 12, plus 14, plus 16.
Okay, what does this mean?
Jynxy, you just said more damage
than your entire team combined, unironically.
What?
I'm not even bullshitting you.
You just said more damage
than your entire fucking team combined.
Bro, I have to call my brother.
Yo, I have to-
Let him know.
I just got my first Penta kill.
He told me in day one of League
that if I play Yi, I'll get a Penta kill.
He told me.
I need to call him.
John calling my brother.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, I'm on stream.
Guess what?
What?
I got my first pentakill ever with Master Yi, like you said, bro.
Master Yi, I want to tell you.
Yes, and bro, bro, I had 63,784 damage and my Katie was 32 kills, three deaths, three assists.
says I had a nine inch cough that game perfect okay love you bro
bro you if you come to Florida you'll meet my brother he loves you bro my
brother loves you yeah no of course wait your brother's even on the perfect
grind to my brother and my cousin told me about your streams three years ago
when they played league and I didn't play league I'm not kidding really yes
I'm not kidding
Now can I give my wings to my 32 and 3?
Yup, now go get your wings
Yo Jack, fuck Warwick!
I'll play it, wait, I need to shit talk Muda too
Jack, what's that?
No, no, get your wings first, get your wings first
Sorry, chat
Now Jinx, he's about to experience the best part of League of Legends
Which is where you just dropped the most demonic 1v9 ever
You get your food
You sit back in your chair
And then you fucking hate watch that one friend that you have and you just pray to God on his downfall
So now guys everybody clasp your hands together
I want everybody to type rage right now every single person watching mind and jinx ishim everybody together
Praige because we need to pray that muda is losing his game
Because the only way for this to get better right now is if muda is inting and malding if he is inting and malding
This will unironically be the most golden moment of all time.
I'm not even bullshitting, but we all need to pray.
Guys, everybody, send your energies together.
We need to come together for this.
All right.
Okay, I'm seeing the pages flying in right now.
Everybody is praying, guys.
Listen, if he's on his downfall right now,
it's what we need. This is the moment that we've all been waiting for. I need
everybody to hit a page, whether you've been watching for years or days or hours
or minutes, whether you're a first-time watcher, a new follower, or a veteran.
Every single person right now harnesses your energy so that when Jinxy
opens Muda Stream, he is 0 in 10 losing his mind. We need this in our lives
right now every single one of us needs this in our lives right now it's the
moment that we've all been waiting for come on guys come on guys come on we
need this energy right now and now what we need is for Jinxie to get his
Fucking ass on the chair so we can actually see what's happening
Jamesy Jack take it this I'm literally gonna put this on my fridge. I'm not kidding
Jinxy jinxy. It's time for us to collect our real reward. Are you ready?
Wait a one second. I need to get a picture for my refrigerator
Okay
Okay, I took a bunch of different let me take a bunch of angles, okay
Okay, Jinxie, I want you to read your chat. Do you know why everybody is spamming Praige?
No. Because I said everybody spam Praige right now so that we can send out mental energy so that
Muta is losing his game to make this day even better. So now open his stream, Jinxie. Only you
can show us what's happening. Let's see the power of chat, the power of chat, the power of chat.
I have a mini pizza from the kids menu and a bunch of buffalo chicken boneless wings.
Okay.
Could we get an inside the mind of Dante's game on your challenge and push what I eat.
Wait, do you want me to do a game of Master Yi for you as well?
Okay, okay, that's it. I'm gonna try a screen
All right, yes, please. Okay, so drinks you see my screen, right?
Okay, look
Bro chat. I'm never playing warwick again unless he gets banned
Okay, he will get banned a lot. So I have to still get get it warwick chat. So look Jinx
these were my recent mastery games 11 and 3 whoa whoa yeah we had a little bit of losses wait you
like only play ye or no you haven't filtered you have a filter yeah yeah no this over the last
like five days I've been playing it a lot so I can get better at coaching you with that so
or Dante's?
Why do you ban the, what's it called?
Kindred.
Kindred, why do you ban Kindred?
I just think of full inside the mind of Dante's this game,
please.
Okay, so I ban Kindred because Kindred's a champion
for braindead people that wanna think that they're smart.
So what they do is they walk in Kindred
and then they just invade you all game
because they think it makes them like cool, right?
It's pretty much people that got bullied
their entire high school existences.
So now they spend their time bullying others
While walking in a champion, that's absurdly broken early game for in bates.
Does that make sense?
Okay, got it.
Okay, so now what we're going to do is, since I'm last pick, I'm going to trade with my top laner.
Why? Why do you want to trade?
Because the thing is, Jynx said that if I want to play Master Yi, Master Yi is heavily countered by CC, right?
So, oh wait, what?
Wait, are you saying this?
Wait, wait, wait.
What does this mean?
What the fuck?
Did you get banned?
No, the fuck is this?
Yo, what?
Wait.
What the fuck was that?
At least you didn't get banned.
Yeah.
Ooh, wait, Jinxie.
Should I spend $150 on the Master Yi skin?
Yes!
What type of question is that?
What skin is it?
It's this one.
I need to buy that.
Wait, do you want me to gamble for it so that we can see?
Yes!
Yes, gamble!
Gamble!
OK, OK.
Give me a second.
Wait, bro, why the fuck is?
Bro, the client's not fucking!
Oh, there it is.
OK.
Bro, but Duntess, you know the Riot Clan.
Only half works, bro.
You already know that.
In life, you can't allow something out of your controls to affect you, bro.
The right client is a piece of shit.
Don't ask, don't let it affect you.
If your brain dad top leader goes, oh, and I bro, don't let it affect you.
See, bro.
Now that I'm a master, you player, I've learned from master Yi and
what is one of his quotes?
No one in my life can change who I am.
He doesn't change, bro.
Master Yi never changes, man.
He's a good guy.
And that's the thing, bro.
We could all learn something from Master Yi.
Wait, Jinxie, do you want to know what my favorite Master Yi quote is?
My blade is yours.
No, that's not mine.
What is it?
My favorite quote.
My team has cancer.
I hope they kill themselves.
I haven't heard him say that one.
They need to play out these like 10 games
Okay, are you ready? Yes wait, we're doing it. We're doing it watch
Okay, so this time you gamble a league. Yep. So now let's see if we got this skin
Okay, so you got a fucking a load of fucking horseshit nice cool
So we got a whole load of fucking horseshit. Let's do it again
Okay, wait for it wait for it. It's how to say mood it into mood it into
wait is he hold on wait I'll look I'll look I'll look you get the east end
bro they said
fuck down every child that's at the end said there's a stress these motherfuckers
okay I need to get it now or also I need to put in another fucking like 30
dollars of RP there's no fucking way dude well instead of doing this maybe
you should just buy it no you can't this is they're the only way to get it
I'm not even bullshitting.
Fuck!
What do you mean it was $150 though, I'm confused, Muda.
Wait, what did you just call me?
Oh, no.
Jensy, what the fuck did you just call me?
Wait, I meant to say Dantez, but we were talking about Muda inting, so I mixed it up.
You're not Muda.
Bro.
Jensy.
Okay, are you ready?
Okay, look.
So now we get it.
All right, so now let's see.
Now you got yeet or no, you still got to pack them.
No, so now we got to guarantee no matter what.
Nice!
There we go.
All right.
So then we also have like 280 of this shit.
Okay, what shit is it?
Oh.
Yeah, these are just like they're all just like well don't tell me you're gonna play any of these champions anyway
Okay, true actually
true
While you ban i'm gonna go single i'll be back in 39 seconds
Bro, i don't win or i'm gonna beat the shit out of you. No, i'm going to like i'm actually going to
Okay guys, let's see if muda's gonna lose this fucking game
Please bro the main issue for you. I think is just like
Like, is he asking for your ring?
Fuck!
He fucking won.
Bro, there's literally nothing worse than when Mudo wins.
I'm not even kidding.
Like, I genuinely think that it's like,
if there was like a tier list of horrible things
happening on the planet right now,
Mudo winning his game is probably in like the top five.
Not even, no, this actually ruins my day.
This genuinely ruins my day.
He's there getting windshitted by a guy named BBC12 quadruple 3 bro.
That's first time in Ezreal jungler in his game.
He's like actually windshitted.
This is disgusting.
Fuck this shit.
All right, let's do them.
Now we gotta win.
Now we lowkey gotta win.
Okay, so if I'm going to play Yi, is there a champion besides Kindred that would want
to ban?
I'm going to be honest, I feel like I could kind of play into that anything.
The only risk would be like Rammus, but the fuck's going to lock in Rammus in the
seal.
Because I'm pretty sure that Yi doesn't have any counters, does he?
He's not in like super bad ones, D2 plus counters.
Yeah, so like literally nobody plays like any of these jumps apart from like Rex I oh
And can Kendra dash it does good for some too. I don't know a hacker. I'm as good one right?
Okay, so now we trade pick with our top laner good
Give me last pick nice did you see I went jinx he was getting that pencil he was looking at his mini-map to see
pure fighting yeah I'm telling you like he's actually getting better
okay guys I have a really good news for us right now so the good new no what the
fuck is this yo yo bro no no no no no no no no no no no no no okay now he was
hovering other junglers so that it looks like it's a mess of jungle oh
Oh my god this is a golden e-game. No, this is actually such a good e-game.
Alright, so Dantes, lock the fuck in. We need an inside the mind of Dantes bro.
Tea up, you can't lose, okay?
Jinxie, can I tell you something right now?
Bro, yes, what is up man?
So Master Yi actually has another build that he can run.
That's even stronger late game, but it's weaker early game.
I like that. I like that because I like to play passive early game. Can I do that? What is the build?
So the build is you know how lethal tempo is a rune where you get scaling attack speed every time you auto attack?
Well, no, I don't know that but now I do. Okay, so there's this there's this room called hail blades
That gives you like three very fast auto attacks, right?
So what do you do is you go hail of blades and you build a kraken slayer then you go full crit
You go infinity edge with Lord Dominic's regards, and you literally one-shot everybody at three items. It is retarded
Really so you just hide you just hide in camp and avoid fights until you get three items. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I do look at the skin
How fucking sick does it look?
Bro don't that's maybe I should buy that skin too if I'm gonna play you all the time
I mean listen it's better to spend your money on this than CS cases am I right yes
Because at least I actually get it
Okay, all right, let's do it bro. All right chat. So inside the mind of the objects lock in bribe never like a man or ye
Okay, so this game we're gonna look at our team. Okay, so I'm gonna know that Caitlyn and Lux they partially game
Right. I also know that top lane is gonna be fighting a lot
But the reason why I'm gonna want to clear towards my balling look at this running animation mother. Oh my god
That skin is beautiful, bro. What?
What?
Whoa, look at that.
That's how you run.
Are you actually serious?
Yeah, when you have your home guards.
What is home guard?
It's when you, like in base, when you leave base you're faster.
Okay, so now look.
So now what we're going to do is we're going to clear towards bot lane because I know
that my bot lane is going to push early, right?
So if my bot lane pushes, then I know that if I fight on the scuttle crab that
they're going to be able to help me, right? But if I go topling, then it's kind of like
a 50-50. So I want to take what we know is guaranteed. So when we're clearing what we
do, oh no. So now what we're going to do is we're going to auto-attack, then queue, and
then we're just going to auto-attack. Select this.
So you always attack, then queue, attack, then queue?
Yep.
Always, no matter what or sometimes.
Yeah, yeah, always always so now what we do is we're just going to auto attack this until it becomes low right like look like this
Okay, until it's out like 200 health then we're going to smite this we're going to walk back so it doesn't reset
And then we do that
That is so smart. You collated them. What?
Exactly that way you just cue the queue chain. Yep. So now we're just going to finish this without you
Oh, that's that's so smart man
Yeah, it's like because you're gonna see even doing all these tricks
It's still hard for you to get to the crab on timer. So that's why like you need to use literally every weapon in your arsenal
So now I'm fighting. I'm just like cutting it back like this
Bro, he's way more fun than warwick. I felt so powerful there like so yeah
No, it's actually say I'm telling you
So now remember Warwick is better in the first five to ten minutes than he for
sure because Warwick is just an early game brawler and he wins those ones but
the thing is I like playing passive in early game anyways and just farming and
then going hey I'm late game you know what I mean? Okay yeah so then what we'll do is
we'll just play you on scaler sunset you can actually sit there in 1v9 hard as fuck
because I'll just play E and then if he gets banned that'll play Warwick.
Yep so now Jynxie what we're gonna do okay look I want to show you
something because you never do this in your games, okay? So, when we clear this red, I
wanted to see what I do with the Krugs here. I'm going to start instantly pressing D on
the big Krug, so that it runs out right away. And because of that now, it takes me less
time to get to where the crab would be. You understand? But you don't do that in your
games. You always walk like too close. But sometimes you want to lead with abilities
so that you can actually get there faster. Wait, so if you smite early, they walk
out I didn't know that. Yep. Okay so now we go for this. Oh my god. Bro I feel like your teammates didn't really help man. No vocab
camps for that, vocab camps for that. That's like Ash are not bad. Like if I would have focused this rock I would have won. So now what I'm
gonna do is I'm gonna buy the recurve bow and then afterwards we're just gonna walk
out of base so one I'm leaving base first thing I do yeah I think you should
scale right listen Jinxie Jinxie sometimes you're gonna go for bad plays it
happens right the trick is you just don't tilt and you keep your mind under
control so now look what I'm doing here I'm dragging this mid lane like this so
my mid laner gets a freeze and then I'm gonna take the top crab oh that was
wholesome don't ask me yeah I've never seen you yeah normally I don't normally
I don't I'm feeling generous today though wow no longer evil don't ask so now
we're gonna do is we're gonna walk up and me yes awards and I would just back
off and then we're gonna folk there so see how it's like when we don't have
plays we were just always just don't fight until the end bro don't fight
yeah unironically yeah like you're right like a father just don't fight
we're good I mean let somebody's like lowest fuck then you can kill him yeah but the thing
is he's so squishy so he has to scale yep the thing about he takes that early discipline
chat you know what I'm saying yeah it's like you really like you can't get baited because
like if you fall behind it's fucked but if you get ahead of this hard spot I'm not gonna
lie about that fight to me it looks tempting but also yeah you have to turn it down yep
we do is we're just gonna keep kill it like a clearing so QEW QQQQQQQEE right
that's the order so now I auto this one time so that it gets dragged out and then
I do this bro you're so smart with your clearing what it just most of memory
unironically what so now we just finish up and then now we can look on the
Krugs okay got it yes sir wow bro all right so now Jinx this is important
right so earlier we knew that Lee Sin came bot so it means that if I come bot
here there's a good chance of Lee Sin is gonna be around here on this timer so if
I go for a bot gank then Lee can be the one that counter ganks me but if I wait
then I could be the one counter ganking Lee yeah it's not like we're gonna
wait right here all right now we're gonna walk up we're not gonna fight
I'm going to ping this guy off in case, and then now we ping for this.
What's your plan?
So my plan is that my team doesn't have cancer and they actually help me on this fight.
And if they do have cancer, then they can go die on the rounds too.
So now I can fight this.
Nice.
Nice, don't test, nice dunk, well fucking play, there you go, there you go, good shit
don't test, even this animation is clean, I have to buy this, oh my god, try to have
two guys, if I'm going to play Yi, I need to get the best again.
Yep, unironically, you got to rep it bro, you need to, so now what we're going to
do is out of base, we know that the crab is up right, so we're going to walk towards
a crab and I'm gonna ping my mid laner hey come help me on this because if I
get this crab I'm level six and then you have to go all in and start fucking shit
well not even yet but yeah you know yeah you got this bro so it looks like
Lee slim was trying to smite but he missed yep because the thing is I
smited a little bit before he would have been able to and then I finished
it off with my Q so it's like I tried chaining different instances of
damage together so that he wasn't able to actually get it yes you're
always doing a source of damage that makes sense so James I'm gonna want to
show you something ready yeah so look at this I smite the gromp here right and then
I cute to finish them both off and then now we do this wow bro wow you're good
with that oh shit watch out I don't think you just indulge it I just indulge
okay so now I'm not gonna use my W1 clearing because if he walks into
me I'm gonna need a W to like get out. Okay this is bad though because the entire
enemy team is here so we just need like cut our losses and say this what it is.
So now look Lee Sin is low right? So this is what we're gonna do.
Lee Slim, Lee Slim, Lee Slim Shady, Lee Slim, Lee Slim Shady. I'm gonna be honest I've
never heard that before. What? So now the Lee is looking for more fights. Oh no. Yeah she's
fucked. It's okay though because we scale. So now what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna play
for the Crogs and after we're gonna look for the, uh, for the invade here. Yep,
got this nonsense should be fair okay you're only down three kills you have one
dragon though because of you good shit by the way yep but now look so we see
that in a fierce walking in so already look how I'm droning right now I'm looking
at challengers way sweatier brother way sweatier it's way more formulated whoa
so now what we're gonna do is I'm gonna ping my mid-laner hey come here now
because the thing is that we see leaves over here so if we go for this he's
gonna be late. So it means that we can just get an invade on his bot side here
and get cams for free. Smart because he's out of position and you're taking advantage of it.
Exactly. Nice contest. So it's always important to keep an eye on the jungler when you can.
Yes always. And now we're gonna drag this out here. The reason why is because if
flea walks in through here he won't be able to just smite still the blue. So it
forces him to be in a position where he would die if he wants to like get it. Wow. So now
All we do is I saw Ezreal blink on my mini-map so I know he wasted his E, so I'm going to look for a gank here.
This looks, yeah, this looks like a gank. This looks like a good gank. They're both low and tiny.
Nice!
And then I'll just take the wave.
What the fuck is that guy doing?
Can you see why am I taking the wave?
Because you got the kills, you deserve it.
Exactly.
You're making their lane easier to play for them, so it's only right that you get 50 or 60 gold off of them.
Yep, exactly. So now what we do is we're going to recall, and now we're starting to scale, right?
So I can get my Kraken Slayer, and then I'm also going to buy my boots.
Yeah, and bro, you're CS-mogging the whole lobby, don't test.
Literally. I mean, come on, this is like a Master Groundmaster Challenger game.
Yeah, bro, you're good at this.
What size rank you've ever hit? Have you ever hit, like, top 50 or top 20 Challenger?
Well, I hit like years ago, it was like a thousand, I think, 200 European Europe, and
then like 1300 Man-A. So yeah, it was like rank 30 Man-A, let's say, and like maybe
like rank 100 Europe, and then rank 30 Korea.
Wow.
Okay, so look. So now we're just going to farm, right? So now Jinxie, why am I full
clearing towards bot here?
Because that's when the dragon's up.
Yep, so the giant's up in 20. So what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the Raptors and then afterwards we're gonna look on the
Uh, on the Krugs, but you know, it's funny because like when we first started playing I was so confused by the map
But now I know where everything is. Yeah, exactly like remember when you would literally didn't even know where the jungle camps were
And you would like be confused with that. Yeah, I would run to the wrong corners
Yeah, but now you actually understand so it's good. It's not like
Was that purple ball?
Uh, I don't know. I'd have to look back at the game.
So now we're going to clear this board while we walk in.
And then we're going to walk here.
So now what I'm going to do is I'm going to ping for help on this,
but I'm not going to start it yet.
Yeah, you're going to be the limbo. Nice, good job.
Wait, wait.
Nice, Dodgers!
sometimes you can see you got to look for it though sometimes you got to
watch okay you did good nice so I use my two there so I could dodge this right
oh my god nice you got three you got you did a good job let's go baby wait
but are they gonna get dragon now even if they got drag who cares like the
thing about this build is that the second you get three items you just
when every single game no matter what.
Good fucking shit.
Now don't text while you're AFK, maybe jerk it for like 10 seconds.
A little bit.
Maintain a border?
Oh god.
Jensy.
On Nicholas.
Douglas.
Okay.
Alright.
I didn't know you knew my middle name.
Alright.
Good shit though.
You're actually caring man.
You're caring.
Yeah.
So what we're going to do is we're going to actually like invade his top side here.
Yeah, because you know the jungler is out of position.
That's more like whenever the jungler takes dragon chat and I don't have camps up, I'm
just going to invade the opposite thing every time.
It's so simple, but you don't think about it at first.
So now I can't look for the invade because his entire team is jerking him off.
So we're gonna do it instead of looking at the enemy.
It's hard for me to look for anything.
Oh no, my shoe lag.
Oh, hold up.
Okay.
Oh, it's back here.
Okay, so now I look at the jinx.
Are you watching?
Yes.
What are you doing?
Oh my god, nice kill!
Nice.
Nice, nice, nice.
Dantes, good shit, bro.
Yep, that was really good.
We are actually carrying.
Wait, watch out, watch out!
It's okay, we're good.
Nice, good chance at this.
So now we're just going to back off.
We're going to wait out his tornado like that.
I didn't know he had tornado, I didn't know that.
Yep.
Now what I'm going to do.
Now we're good.
Wow!
Holy shit, contest!
So Jinxie, the reason why I went in there is because Mastery Q stops you from taking
damage from the turrets, right?
So even if I tank two turret shots, if I use my Q, I know that the embus is going to tank afterwards, right?
So we can just get it for free.
Bro, I didn't know, like, there's, bro, you know the biggest thing I need to understand on Tess?
What?
I need to understand what every character does, because if I do that, I know what to dodge.
Exactly, yes, yes.
Because right now I just run in blind most of the time.
And that's why, imagine once you actually know all this shit how easy the game is going to be for you.
Bro, and not even every champ, just once I know the common champs, I'm going to fly past Chugwick, because I'm more gifted at gaming than Mudwick is, so I'm just going to pass him, you know what I'm saying?
Bro, you're not going to pass him.
You're not going to play any games, bro.
Jinxie, Jinxie, you're going to become an ever-expanding black hole.
Well, no, that's what he said. I need to think about it or what.
So now what we're going to do is my killings really pushed up so I'm assuming they're probably going to look for a kill on her
Because I don't seem to figure on the map. Okay, so the next time that we're playing for is going to be this Herald
So I'm going to ping my team on this and then I'm going to recall and buy my item
Okay, got it
Bro you're six and two Lou good shit don't ask. Yeah. No, it's looking good right now. It's looking good
So now what we're gonna do is we're gonna walk in
So now I need to wait for my team to engage. I can't solo.
Wait, this looks good!
Yep, but we don't go in too hard. Because remember, the fight is on Harold, right?
Yes, don't lose sight of what's important, the objective. Nice!
That Lee sin's underleveled, so now you're just playing bully ball. Nice! Nice!
What was that? No!
Oh my god you're actually to go. Oh my god. You're to go. You're to go. You're to go.
You're to go. Holy shit. Now get to it Harold you are in bit. Oh my god. Now you're to
get the fucking hell baby. Bro. What? You like that? Yes that was fucking clean.
That's why I'm telling you mastery is all about timing, bro.
It's about having the awareness to see what's going on
and then being able to capitalize it on it perfectly.
Do you see what I mean?
That was perfectly.
And now you're fed, bro.
So now you can just run at everyone.
Yep, exactly.
So now we just want to play.
Once you're fed with Yi, it's over,
because then you just go invisible, they die, invisible,
they die, invisible, they die.
But I don't have time to do anything.
Yeah.
So that's why now, Jinx, what I'm going to want you to do
is I'm going to want you to see how much damage
this fucking build does, OK?
Because when you see it, you're
gonna literally be like let me jump right the fuck now okay especially when
you're fed to your fad and you have a scaling build like I wish I could just
like be you right now I have an erection yep no like imagine you were
just spawning my game right now yes well I probably still get worked but you
get the point it's not gonna smite this they call the minis only when it's
upgraded though but now we need to go for this lot looks dude oh my god you
might be able to kill everyone oh my contest how do you have that much range
how I cuz I flashed fuck me no I agree thought I agree thought because I once
like a second you got to go to the turret I think no it's not that it's
It's because the thing is that if I would have recast, if I would have used my Q, so
Lee Sin has two parts to his Q damage, right?
When it initially hits you and then when he like flies to you.
And I could have actually Q'd him as he was flying to me to avoid all the damage that
his thing would have done.
But yeah, it's just like a bit of a lucky honesty.
Like if I was going to then flash away from me, I would have been in trouble kill
guaranteed.
But it's okay.
Sometimes you win.
Yeah, you're still carrying the match though.
Yep.
So now what we're going to do is we're going to play on the top crab share.
So I'm going to wait for my like loss whisper.
Good.
Okay so this looks hard.
My chat's saying minus 700, what does that even mean?
Because that was worth a thousand gold so the enemy team killing me gave them a thousand
gold.
Okay so now my ambassador is coming in here so I'm just going to like wait for her
to come in and engage. Then I'm going to follow up off that. So now I'm going to walk off to
the side. I'm going to blast cone in.
Alright, I don't even know what a blast cone is.
So now I'm going to use my Rift Herald to force them to try fighting me because if they
fight me, sure, then we just win the game.
So now I'm just going to dodge all of the abilities, and then I would just go in.
That was so cool.
The turret destroyer.
So now we're just going to back off, right?
And what I'm going to do, yep, it's not just going to take this, the Raptors man.
Well, the reason why I smite those because I want to get out as soon as possible so I don't die to the Lee Sun. God, you're smart. Okay, it's to get out. Yeah. Okay.
So now what we do is we're going to get our Lord Dom's or guards right and at this point my power spike is fucking retarded like I am literally insane. Okay.
Yeah. So like a one-on-one fight, you can't even lose to anyone on the other team?
No, no, no. 100% not. And I could even probably like 1v5 Pentakill as long as I have one person that just goes in and tanks, so a bit of damage for me.
Yeah. And like maybe like roots, people and stuff.
Yep. That's optional though. I just see people to die for me. As long as they die for me, it would just hurt one.
Do you sometimes, players have a hard time doing that, understanding their carry and then dying for them?
Well, yeah, of course like 90% of the players have cancer right so like the problem is that most of the time
They're just gonna play like shit and you're gonna get tilted because you expect the bare minimum
But then you realize that even the bare minimum is too much for them to give you
Good shit, bro
So now what we do is we look on the baron.
Yep, but now we look on the baron.
But before I start it.
You're literally in a hard-carrying contact.
But look, look, GenC.
I'm waiting in the sports slot, but when I walk up,
sure I can kill them.
Also, I know you're locked.
But Mooda's losing by the way.
Good.
That makes my David better right now.
Nice, bro.
That's what I told you.
Oh, this could be bad.
Yeah, but now we're going to 50-50 this.
You got it. How did you get it?
Perfect timing, that's why.
Because the thing is that my Q does a lot of damage,
so I use my Q and my smite at the same time above 1,400 damage,
So I would have more of a secured smite than him
Bro, you actually okay that actually was perfect
So now we do is we're gonna look over here
Bro you're 12 and three holy shit
But I'm trying not to get too uh, too cocky right now because if I do then we're probably
Yeah, because then you overheat and then if you die it's all done because your team is worthless
Don't forget your team is worthless sack of shit
So you can easily lose this if you if you give away your body here
It's not what we're going to do is we're just going to wait in this bush.
I need my gallery to walk in first, and I don't know what to kill.
LeeSyn is so stupid!
LeeSyn, what are you doing?
No!
Look at my damage!
Are you looking?
Yep.
Look at my damage.
Oh my, you just two shot her.
Yep.
And you dodged?
So that's what I was telling you, like this crit build, it literally two shots
everybody.
You go in and they just die instantly, like they evaporate.
show me this yeah okay I'll do it every time yep well it's only good versus
squishies because the thing is that versus tanks you still want to have like a
lot of on-hit damage but versus squishies you can do this so now I'm gonna like
hover towards mid in case they go in so now we're gonna look for an assassination
angle so I'm hovering off to the side like this and I'm gonna wait I'm gonna
wait I'm gonna wait I'm gonna wait I'm gonna wait no wait we're waiting you're
an assassin bro yep so now they need back off look at you you're like an
assassin so you yep so that's fine so now we do is we just yeah so now we
just play on the dragon
okay so now next time I would warred dot test where do you normally war so
Okay, the thing about warding jinx is as a jungler normally after your first clear you don't buy wards anymore
You buy this thing called the oracle ends and what it does is makes it so that if the enemy has wards and you activate it
You can actually get rid of all the wards
Okay
Yeah, but that's why it's like for you right now worry about warding once you have the basic mechanics down and you're like good
with their mechanics then we can start looking it's like vision control and all
those other kind of things okay so now what I'm gonna do is I'm just gonna try
to farm another hundred gold that is I think you're playing perfect to right
now well check this out you can see surprise mother fucker how did you jump
on him like that don't wait wait wait
Holy bro, you're the fucking good. No way don't read don't read out this
Never fucking got broke
Oh my god
Yeah, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna buy the cloak of agility, right?
So we have 90% crit chance and then we're gonna get elixir brats
So I heal for 15% of the physical damage I do
You're pretty nasty man fuck
Dude, I
And then you said that Jinxian call with me and you fucking tell me
I'm a hacker on OTP
You're not hacker on OTP. I'm never gonna say that again. You're not hacker on OTP
Alright. You can play any jungler at a challenger level
Okay, see that's the kind of confidence I want respect. Yes, bro
And bro one day bro, I might be up there with you in challenge.
It's not even a mites bro, give it seven months.
Seven months and the student is gonna be versus the coach, imagine.
Could you imagine we'd count into a ranked game against each other in jungle?
No, and we're both one-man away from challenger.
That would be fucking cinema.
I'm not gonna lie to you, I'd pull a mood in and I would just want to trade you.
Okay, so now look JNC, watch.
Bro, you just can't die. This is when League is so fun.
No, no, no, the thing is I can die with this, with the items I have on.
Yeah, exactly. So now we're just waiting off to the side.
So look what I'm doing here.
Wait, when you do that they can't see you. When you sit there.
No, no, no, because, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You're actually the goat man, you're actually the goat.
Another triple.
So, Jinx, the reason why they couldn't see me there is because I walked around and I
pressed 4, right, which is my oracle lens.
So when I pressed it, I saw that they didn't have any wards, so I knew that if I wait
there, they don't have vision on me, but it's like if I would have, yep.
If somebody doesn't have a ward and you're sitting in a jungle camp, they can't see
you if they're mid, they can't see you.
Exactly, no they can't, because like you're not in their line of sight.
You can see Fog of War. Wow. Okay. Exactly. Yep
I really had a hard time understanding it at first, but I think I get it now a little bit. Yeah
So now I think I'm actually gonna get this 300 bolts
So this item when you cast your ultimate so you press R
you get
Way more attack speed and you also deal like 15% more true damage
So I'm they're gonna watch everybody now bro. That's do you think I should buy the master yeast can after your match
Do you think it's what needs to be done? Be honest, bro. Yes
Bro chat my nose it's like filled with this big-ass booker guys
It's the cocaine
No, come on
Okay, look, so now we're gonna wait in this bush and I watch are you looking?
wait, wait, wait
wow
blow him the fuck out bitch
I know just to do this
wow, do you normally carry?
uhhhh
typically yeah
as long as I'm not playing hakehrim
because hakehrim is a bit of an interesting right now
first why don't you just play ye instead of hakehrim?
well also I've been doing recently
but the thing is that ye is good into comms
That have like low amounts of CC so it's like when they can stun you you go fucking crazy, right?
So that's why like I lock in me and it's like any games where I look at it
I'm like yo, they can't CC me for shit. I just like
CC has crowd control
It's when you can't move anymore when they hit with the ability and then afterwards you can't move or like oh, yeah
Yeah, yeah when they stun me shit because he's supposed to jump on you if you can't get exactly
He's kind of useless because he is squishy. Yep
So now what we're going to do is we're going to look on the Gromp here and I'm going to
wait in this bush for someone to walk.
So now we just wait, right?
So shh.
How do we wait?
Oh my god.
That guy's calling ass.
Is that enough Yuri?
Yeah it is.
It's that one time that Moodle got smurfed on and then he said that it was a like
a challenge to play.
to play. So now we're just going to head to turret because don't forget like you
need to kill the turrets if you ever want to win. Yep, no I know. Sometimes I forget though.
Okay, so now we're just waiting. So now it's the patience game. Yeah you don't want to,
you don't want to be an idiot. Exactly. Also with Yi he's not really supposed to be first
engage right no give me a second but you're so fat maybe
oh shit oh shit I fucking pack oh shit
I pulled the JNC.
Hey!
What the fuck?
No, my bad.
Yeah, no, because I shouldn't have wanted him to turn it there.
But I think they saw him, so okay.
Oh god, wait.
Oh no.
Don't test.
Don't test
Shut up. It's fine. It's fine. Okay, so now what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna solve this item here
Because it's only the thing that I did what the fuck supposed to my coach
Yeah, but Jinxie even the coach sometimes fucks up a little bit, right? So you're also a piece of shit, right?
Sometimes yeah, are you kidding? Of course, okay be honest. You want to depends again, right?
Yeah, I want to go fucking crazy. I get it. I understand
It's like jing see other people they don't get a bro, but it's a killer instinct
You know what I mean?
I won't get out of me
I'll do it. Is your brother home?
Yeah, yeah, why okay make him suck it out of your nose. I'm not
Yo, yo
Jinxy jinxy it's something that I'm not even kidding some moms of newborns do where they literally it's called like the mom suck
Where they sit on they suck like the boogers out of the nose so the kid doesn't like choke and die
yo hey buddy buddy you just hinted and fountain died fuck off with the booger
nose shit you fucking hinted you're the one time on your booger nose dude cuz I'm
gonna stop when I get it out
Maybe I'll get a tissue chat, here we go.
Wait, this whole time I had a tissue here?
Whatever.
So now I just need my team to go on.
come on don't test come on don't test come on don't test nice come on don't test
nice come on don't test no no hit the nexus don't tell us what are you doing don't test hit the nexus
jinx jinx i need to go jinx i need to go
oh fuck that would have been an aura you're actually disgusting what
What? What do you win for that shit?
Bro, good game though. Wow. Okay, you're crazy.
And wait, wait, wait for it. Forget the damage shots.
Wait, you get 29 LP. How much do you lose? How much do you lose?
31.
Wait, what? Why? Why do you lose more than you win? What the fuck?
Jinxie, do you know what the May 23rd incident was?
No.
May 23rd incident was when I went from a 600 LP grandmaster to 380 LP masters and literally
one day, look at this, I went one win nine losses.
Are you free-jering?
Are you looking?
One win, your only win was E. Were you in one and nine three days ago?
What the fuck?
Yeah, dude, I'm telling you, Challenger was literally in the bag and then I had
one fucked up day yeah what's up we need to hey watch motorway what's up
don't test fuck he's here watching us yeah what's up bro mood on buddy yeah
wait I need to call him I need to call him I need to call him all right
what do you need to pick up you need to pick up
well James he's trying to queue snipe you queue up press fine match he's
I'm fucking to snipe you
Yo, Muda
You can't accuse time it
Wait, let's do it. What a cute
Yeah, I can just count down
Hey, Muda, you must not know do you bro
Give me a favor go to op dot gg on your stream and look up Jinxie hashtag MVP now
You must not know who the fuck you're talking to
Go to op dot gg trust me
Jinx the MVP bronze for 92 LP go to my last match go to my last match
That's what I thought
You're talking to the big dog. You're talking to the fucking big dog 32 and three you bought
What's the most skills you ever got in your life? Say one of them.
The average day average of people in that lobby is higher than one.
Yeah.
Oh, he's coping.
You're playing the easiest character master.
He got an higher body for the higher bodies.
Wait, is Hamza telling you what to say?
Wait, let me listen.
I'm not saying he's hearing this, though.
Why does he think he's being...
Hamza's...
I'm sorry.
I heard him.
Yo, yo, yo, buddy.
Let's do it in the same game.
Let's do it.
We're both bronze four, right?
Souljam, Souljam, go on discord and when I tell you to queue, you queue.
Alright, messages.
Alright, alright, Muda, Muda, are you ready?
Tell me when.
Okay, George, Sam, and I'm fucking George, 2000.
No, no, text me on imessage, window queue.
No, no, you can just do it, just do it.
Wait, actually, let's just do it. Ready? Muda, come on.
3, 2, 1, queue.
Cue.
Okay, and Jinx, you need to not accept unless he says he got it off.
Muda listen
Muda listen listen listen listen listen if you get a request don't accept it unless we both get the same request
All right, wait to get it. Did you get one?
Okay decline decline
No, keep it going keep it going right no no no reset it you guys even cut the exact same time wait my yeast skin
My yeast skin don't that's how do I buy this?
You need to buy like $150 of RP.
How do I buy RP?
So it says purchase RP, but turn off your screen though.
Take it off your screen though. You don't want to leak shit.
End screen share, don't test. Leap screen share, leap screen share.
Okay, I'll have to.
How much? $35 or more, don't test?
No, you need to put the max bro. It's like $100.
I'm too high for Jinxie to like hope you have like a new game.
Bro, you're bronze!
I'm bronze too, but we're not the same.
Okay, Jinxie, buy this skin, I need it.
I need it.
I'll be back in like one minute.
Wait, you're bronze too.
What's your win percentage?
One game off bronze, dude.
One game off bronze.
No, we're not going to get a game, bro.
You're too high I think.
Yo, how's that?
If you get a game off on bronze three,
one game off bronze two means bronze four,
one game off bronze three.
He said, yeah.
Bro, but you're not, you realize Moodle,
you're not a higher rank than me because you're better.
You realize your high rank is you play more right?
Buddy your win percentage is lower than mine
Bro, but I have to do a Minecraft marathon in three days, they're gonna pass me you fucker
No
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, then then don't queue for those three days if you can
Bro my fucking I can't log in what
Wait hold on hold up
Yeah, I'm about to buy him. I'm about to buy master Yi
From Buddha. I'm gonna buy a hundred and seventy five dollars skin and I'm gonna fuck you
Or hundred and fifty
Yeah, bro. Yes, bro
Bro, nobody plays your name shit
Yo, bro again, what do you want a side of fries with your large coat?
Buddy buddy buddy
You can't even use your name. What are you saying?
I went 32 and 3 you up. You can't say anything. I went 32 and 3
You've never done that
Okay, that is kind of good all right yo, I'm about to buy to see skin don't that's how do I do it wait I'm
Okay
What's up? What's up?
Not that's how do I buy yee? How do I buy him?
Okay, wait so now what are you gonna do? I'm gonna open your screenshot on my screen
So you're gonna click where the third thing on the right the third thing on the right where it says loot
So now click the Sanctum
Click the Sanctum? No on the top left yep
Okay, and then now you buy 10x summon and then you summon
Give me one second and you give me another phone
Jack back over there back over there back over there
Jalala Jalala
Shite
Back over there
Jalala
Look at that
Master Yi please please please
Master Yi Master Yi
Oh
One more
Alright let's go let's go
Oh no
Oh, okay.
There are three times.
Let's walk right through this.
Ah!
Let's go!
Mooda, you're dead.
Alright, ready?
Three, two, one.
Jyncey, I want you to tell Mooda that you're going to bash his skull in and make a soup out of his brains.
Mooda, did you get it?
Alright, bro, fuck this.
I'm just gonna play.
Yo, Muda, I'm gonna bash your...
Wait, what is it, Don'tets?
So you're gonna bash his skull in
and make his brains into a soup.
Muda, I'm gonna bash your skull in
and make your brains into soups.
Bro, Muda, what's your win percentage?
Uhhhhhhh
53% right now
No, no, no, no, no, no
What's your all time worth of that?
A cap!
My all time wins percent
How many wins? How many losses?
Uhhhhhh
No!
I'm gonna raise 50% on the dot
Jinx, he hang up, he's bad, but he got you banned
Luna
50% I have 40 wins and 40 losses
40 loss of Blast 3, 82 LPU, what's game up Blast 2?
Bro Mooda you just fucked me over because you got my D.
Okay, Jinxie, tell him you hope an armed robber
blows his brains out of men and the call
without saying anything else.
Yo, that's it, that's it, you're not saying that.
Bro Mooda, listen bro.
What is Donz's telling you to tell him?
You don't even wanna know, you don't wanna,
Mooda, hey, hey, for real though,
if you wanna duo in a little bit, I'm down, okay?
last time it was me all right uh yeah play one play one play one all right all right bro last
time we played with uh uh i'm sorry it was peak bro yeah no i was okay do your rooms don't forget
your rooms okay what is my rooms uh well you need a cricket and then it's the first one go
bro i bought the hundred and fifty dollar v skater and got banned
bro but jinxie listen you know what the beauty of it is
it's that now it's amping you up for the next game
like now you're understanding why league is so addictive bro
because like yes your year is bad now
but imagine next game when you're fucking carving their heads open with that new build i showed you
i know
but bro i think what it is is uh because
i was in call with muda maybe somebody from history in queue at the same time
Yeah, I mean like I'm telling you did he he's legit like
It's like listen being in call with Muda is like watching the the well video from the ring. Do you know what I mean?
Yes, bro. I actually know exactly what you mean. Yes
It's like bad shit is about to happen and there's no way for you to stop it
Yeah, because I'm not in a call with Muda. He doesn't get banned. I go 32 and 3
I'm gonna go all with Mura and G gets banned like
Bro, bro. Okay. It's okay though chat. I don't have to dodge because I'm actually solid on Warwick
I'm just better on you
No, but listen, Jinxie. This is the craziest thing. It's not even like you're sawing a morrick
You're better on me. It said you're insanely good on Warwick, but you're also insanely good on you
So it's like imagine your song Jinwoo right now and it's like we put duct tape over your mouth
So you can cast spells, but then you just kill everyone with your fists. Do you know what I mean? Yes, bro
Yes, yes, literally exactly man.
Dude, I'm addicted to this game.
Dante, I might play all night, bro.
I might play all night.
Jynx, yeah, I need to hit fucking Challenger, man.
Dude, I know, but buddy, bro, like Dante, here's the thing.
Is it really the end of the world
if you don't hit Challenger in the time frame?
Because guess what?
Then you just come to Florida and get spanked.
Okay, real talk, what would you do if you're like spanking me and I'm bent over your knee,
and then you start feeling something poking in your thigh?
Spank harder, probably.
Okay, and then what would you do if you start to feel a little bit of liquid going down
your leg?
Okay, I'm here.
Yo, bro, you're not going to nut on me.
Wait, wait, this is an iron lobby, look.
Yeah, no, you're going to do it.
Bro, I'm just gonna trap 20 kills again. This is so easy. Bro, when does he get hard? When does he get hard, bro?
So, League gets hard when one day you're gonna sit there, you're gonna queue up, you're gonna lose 3 in a row, and then you're literally just gonna want to end your own life.
Cause like, I'm telling you right now, GenC, you haven't experienced a real trauma of League.
Like, I'm telling you, I'm not trolling when I say, one day you're gonna wake up and you're literally gonna go on like a 10 game lost streak.
and that day is they're gonna test you till the ends of the earth and it's about if you're going to queue up
After that day hits that'll decide everything. Do you know what I mean, bro?
But I think even if I lose three all I would really do is I would just walk away from my setup and then come back the next day with a
new mindset
No, no, no because you'd go back to yourself the next day and you'd be like damn yesterday
I was bronze one now I'm bronze two so I need to win the entire day just to get back to bronze one or
are also it's fucked and then you're going to jump for your first game you're going to get into it and you're literally going to want to throw somebody through a wall
yeah but buddy I don't I just kind of carry every game and I don't really care if I lose and I carry I don't really care
I'm going that into my first week oh my god there's a wasp in a room chat I'm going to kill the wall chat everybody look everybody look
you see that I'm going to kill it everybody look you see that everybody look you see that I'm going to kill them right now
Be happy.
Chat. Type one. If you don't think he's going to be this,
showing he loses this game.
Chat. Look, this was gonna try to sustain me.
What I was about to slide a drag in this game and make me lose,
OK, Jynxie, can I explain?
I just kill the boss dot that's look.
Jynxie, I need to listen.
Guys, you know what it's like? It's like, it's like somebody's a millionaire and you ask them,
what would you do if you were poor? And then they're like, well if I was poor I'd just become a
millionaire again, you know? But it's like if they went down to zero they would probably end up
not having the motivation to do that and they'd literally sit in their car with the engine
turned on you know what i mean and what happens
i heard the time is
wait my camera
alright jinx are you ready to carry the fuck out of this one
don't test
yep
asking me if i'm ready to carry
it's like asking me if i want to have sex
yes
i'm never going to turn down
some intercourse
wait
so if i ask you right now
do you want to have sex
yes okay but would you be the bottom or the top um I I'm gonna be honest I
probably got to be the bottom you're gonna be the jungler now focus on the
fucking game got it yes sir all right never mind your team is a okay
That's good, that's good!
Wait, look, your mouse said my boy Teemo will be back, so you could actually remake right now and ruin his day. Do you want to do it?
Yes, yes, yes.
I think your team is voting now.
I'm not even kidding.
Wait, Teemo comes back. Don't we just automatically lose then?
Wait, your team isn't remaking.
Wait, why is every single one of your games both teams remaking?
What's going on?
Nobody knows what they're doing.
You know what my chat just said?
Where is the enemy top?
That means both top laners with AFK.
Yes.
Okay, Jynxi.
We have one minute to head watch Ruta while we're in chat.
Yes, you're right, you're right, you're right.
You're right, you're right.
No, I'm telling you, if he's actually winning, it's going to be the worst day ever
because I think he's one win away from bronze too.
not even bullshitting he needs to lose drinksy like he actually needs him
yep it's okay all right hopefully we'll lose this right hopefully we'll lose yep
open up a stream yeah turn it off turn off turn well I'll pass it eventually in
time well if you're to wake up one day and just oh my are they banned it again
you got banned again Jesus in my camera keeps getting fucking EMPed
why is he getting banned wait is it your camera's frozen on that screen now
Bro, it looks like I'm must busting a knife. Look.
Bro, is that the face you make when you're actually like climaxing?
Uh, no. I think I've rolled my eyes, maybe. I should have.
Alright, well, my camera's broken, so I have to do this, and then this, and then I have to do this, and then that, and then this, and then this, and then it should work.
Barad.
And it broke again.
What the fuck?
Wow
God damn it man, please remake I want ye
I need you to mutter under your breath five times in a row. I would sacrifice high vices life for a game right now
Bro, I
Bro, I wouldn't do that though. That's the problem. I wouldn't fucking do that
Okay, James the imagine a genie came up to you right now, and he's like at the cost of high-vives and literally dying as we speak
I will let you change your champion for more to master you this game. You're telling me you would say no. No, bro
No, I see wouldn't say no. No, I'm saying I wouldn't kill high-vives. I'm not gonna kill high-vives, bro
Okay, what about two mastery games?
And now we're talking
Okay, what about two Mastery games and Mooda loses his game and he goes on a team game lose streak and emotes the iron and rage quits his stream
Do not answer yo listen bro
Yeah, but you already argued up Warwick no, I know
That's the worst feeling ever yeah, I know I know but all that matters is that I carry mood I don't really care
Well, no because if you carry him bro, then it's like he's still winning you know what I mean I
know
Like that's the problem like imagine you carry him then he just gets a free win. Why would you ever want that?
God, you're right, should I even play with him?
I mean, it was cinema last time, but bro, at what cost does cinema come?
Yeah.
This fucker's gonna get silver tonight, bro, if I play with him.
Because I literally carry every game I play.
Every game I play carries.
Okay, can I say what it's like, Jinxie?
Yeah.
It's like there's a guy that loves making his mom happy, right?
So then at one point, he sits there and he hires like a male prostitute
to have sex with his mom, but then the problem is that he was in the closet, and now he needs
to watch while it's happening. That's what it's like when you duel with Muda. Do you know
what I mean?
Yes.
But you get it, right?
Yes.
Okay, so now we're going to go for the top to bottom folk here. Are you ready?
Alright, control W. Now smite. Remember, you want to instantly smite the Krog. Remember
what I did in my clear yep instantly smites cuz then they walk yeah exactly okay
so now you play for tops about folk here
and then you look on the on the wrappers all the way to the ground so now
where you're gonna do okay you're gonna look for the wrappers and then after
Raptors you're going to find the rest of the ball outside clear.
Now Jinxie, are you ready for me?
What is that?
Some more.
Yeah, don't worry about it.
They placed it early.
Now Jinxie, do you want me to put you on some forbidden game?
Yeah, sure.
If your girlfriend ever gets a yeast infection, you need to say, call me Mr. Beast the way
I'm about to Mr. Feast on that Mr. Yeast.
I'm not going to do that!
Okay, my bad. So now what you're going to do is you're going to play on the blue into
the gromp. So you're going to look blue gromp and then afterwards we're going to look for
the bot kill, okay?
Okay, so now look gromp, gromp, gromp, gromp, gromp. Now I wanted to drone mid and drone bot
because you want to see where the best play is going to be. So drone mid and bot.
Okay, so looks like mid is probably better.
Mid-gank? Why? I wouldn't gank back.
No, no, I didn't see my eyes. Looks like bot is better.
So now you're gonna look on the crab. I want to join mid again. Join mid again, because they just fought.
Okay, why did you put a second point in your E? Okay, gank bot.
So now W? W? There you go. And then look for it.
So I want you to E and then hold Q. Nice! That was a good hold. Okay, you got the flash and I run away
Okay, Q the Camel, Q the Camel, but only if she walks back in. Okay, now you're good. So now you're gonna run back off
You can't go top cap
Okay, now get it, good
I don't think I should have ganked that, I felt like bad.
Well the only reason I went bad is because she flashed away, so you got her Summoner which
means that now, on the next gank, you're gonna be able to get the kill.
Does that make sense?
Got it.
It's like you shoot a wall in Rainbow Six and you bait out their walls so now they
don't have another one anymore.
Got it.
Okay, so now do this, I want to drone top for a second, oh that's a free kill.
might this and kill top okay uh fighter fighter back up back up enemy
catarina rotates you know what go for the go for the Krugs like if you go for
this it could end out I'm just wanting you like if you want you can go in now
because I'm in wait this are I like if not you can just go Krugs yeah yeah just
go Krugs on
Why do I like Warwick as he's so slow compared to you? He's so fast, man.
Wait, what?
He is so fast, he's so fast.
No, Jinxie. Warwick is literally the fastest character in the game when he's running out of Bloodsend.
Yeah, but I seem like in general he's faster.
Oh! Do you mean because like when Warwick gets hit or sold by Key doesn't move fast at all?
Yeah, I can't run away with him ever. He's so fucking slow.
Yeah, that's it, that's the thing, it's like, keep really, like when he has ulti, nobody's
stopping him ever.
Just now, hit the big frog, hit the big frog.
Okay, or the big rofter.
So now you're gonna look for the wolves.
So you're gonna go wolves, and then afterwards you're gonna play gromp, okay?
Okay, I'm locked in.
Okay, so now you're locked in, you're locked, cocked, and moded. Am I right?
Yes.
So, Jinx, I want you to take the ground, and then after you do I want you to bust all over the dragon.
But they're already at dragon, I don't know if this is good.
Yeah, but Jinx, you think about it this way. Is it donkey kind of like a werewolf?
No, not at all, no.
Okay, it is. So because of that, think about Shrek.
Did being a donkey stop Shrek from banging that dragon? No.
So now you need to fuck that dragon too. Does that make sense?
Yo.
Go for this. Okay.
You're gonna focus the Catarina here.
The Catarina. Catarina.
Focus. E. Nice. Recast E.
This is good.
Now go for the dragon.
Hit the dragon. Hit the dragon. Hit the dragon.
Hit the dragon. Just hit it.
Heal off it. This is good.
Then you're gonna instantly recall.
You're gonna recall and go to your radon.
Let's fucking get out of here!
Huge place!
Huge!
Yo, do you understand that you're literally one and no mo right now?
Do you understand this?
Yo!
You have one kid gold!
Get back in base!
What the fuck?
Jeansy!
What the fuck?
Sorry.
Sorry, sir.
I unplugged my headset.
Sorry, sir.
Okay, I have a genuine question for you.
Yeah, what's up, man?
Does it ever make you not want to play games because people just think that whenever you
play a game you're going to save it so that when you like get bored of it and get off
they like get mad at you for that?
No, not really.
No, okay.
I just kind of play whatever I'm feeling.
Yeah, because I know the other thing about you is every time you play any game people
are like, oh Jinx is going to save the game.
Someone you're like bored of it and you're like, yeah fuck this shit.
It's like you're like, oh, fucking GG then.
not a really mind I just kind of play whatever yeah I play whatever I'm into
bro respect okay yep that's what it's about bro and all this we're gonna do I
like with the league I mean it's the most addicted I've been doing yeah you
said in literally 11 years yes in siege so yeah and that's why now listen
After every day for a year but I'm telling you you're literally going to see that master promotion
Okay
Yeah, leave the grubs you don't give a fuck about them fuck the grubs shitty fucking grubs
So now we're gonna do is you're gonna play on the bot side, okay?
Yes, and then after you play on the bot side
I want you to go and you're gonna see if you can go for a bot gank. All right
Okay, Jynxie, real question.
Yeah, what's up?
Muda-san or Bonnie Blue Daughter?
Muda-san.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah, Loki.
Okay, so now, how about we're bot?
Well, Muda's not that bad, though.
Muda's not that bad.
Okay, go bot now.
be able to get a free kill here okay I wanted to ult on top of the bloodsund
oh no one okay just go for the bomb hold Q hold Q nice hold Q hold Q okay
Jinxie don't forget after you are you can hold Q you wouldn't have had to
posh sir
Yeah, so now after this we're gonna do I
Want you to buy it?
Blading King and then afterwards you're gonna look for the top gank
Okay
No, Jinxie, what if I told you that you live one went off bronze here now
Yes
I know
Okay girl gang gang gang bro fuck the Kroggs look at that shit
Yeah exactly
So now don't smite this because if you smite it
I'll show you you can
Smite it and then I'm gonna hold Q
Nice! Now run away run away
No! What the fuck!
What the
I thought it was a minion
What did I hit? That wasn't a minion
Bro you auto deter it
No, no, there was something on the floor I hit.
No, no, like you want?
Okay, it's fine, it's fine, it's a matter.
No, I was trying to hit this little thing on the floor and I hit the turret.
What was that? What was on the floor?
So, the thing is that when Alawi plays against Teemo,
she has a weird, uh, small person fetish.
So as a result, she spawns these tentacles that go up his ass
and literally just ruin his insides.
Okay, so now I wanted to look for the Cugs.
Go Cugs, talk to Bugs, okay.
if you could become doctor octopus at will would you do it
bro who the fuck is that bro I don't know who that is
have you never watched SpongeBob
yeah but I don't know that name it's a SpongeBob villain
okay so now what I want you to do is
I want you to look on the Raptors to Gromp and then I first look on the
on the ground
bro i just i feel like i'm carrying every match
dude you literally do i'm telling you the only thing holding you back is time
you're literally like an omnipotent god of league of legends you understand this
for real that i like i'm not even kidding like jinxi in the future they're gonna write
scriptures after you you're gonna be like what jesus was to christianity
Yo, man, hey, hey!
Bro, come on!
It's a comparison!
Okay, so now look for the, look for the...
You're like blast for me, bro.
How? It's an analogy.
Yeah, it's bad!
Why?
Bro, y'all set up, y'all set up.
Whoa!
Okay, back up, I go.
Okay, so now, uh, fighter, fighter,
go in go in fuck her bro fuck on the ass now go in go in go in i'm gonna fuck go in
go in your team is here fight just fucking fight this shit
okay fight the dragon i'll go
okay so now you get this dragon for free and then afterwards you're gonna look for a fight after
Okay, we're in pain.
Jinxie, Jinxie, why did the Wii character have to go to church jail?
Why?
he blah he did he did a wait he he blasted inside a fit me
wait say the joke again I didn't get it why did the Wii character go to church
jail why cuz he blasted inside a fit me what the fuck is a fit me dude do you
You know what a me is from a we.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, so now what you're going to do is after this, I want you to recall, and then you're
going to buy your Blader and King, okay?
Okay, so now buy the board.
No it is.
after this you're gonna buy it the merchants
no they're the one gaping them
but team all looks weak because he's so small but he's actually strong
yes
team all slurred like you know what how there's always the argument of
grower versus shower
Teemo's like a grower, you know it's like you think it's like all cute and tiny but then it gets all riled up
And then you're like holy fuck. What is that big human? You know I mean? Yeah, you're actually kind of right
It's you're like man dingo pulls up to the function
Yeah, you know it looks little so it looks like it's easy to fight and then he just like throws funny things at you
Dude, do you think midgets have huge or small cocks?
Yo bro, I'm not getting into this bro. I don't know or care
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I don't know, bruh.
Okay, so like this we're gonna do now play on the Herald, and then after the Herald we're gonna recall, okay?
Okay.
This guy sounds like crap, I'm into the game.
Yeah, just got the cap first, so then after it's gonna look for this.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
He's solid.
Okay, so now we just start hitting this.
We know
Yeah, they do know so so you just go back off now. I don't know not not back off
It's just like finish it just finish up as long as you hit the eye you're gonna be good
Okay, so then after this pick up the eye now go top go top. I actually know like this. This is good
Ginten go top go for the allow you so many map if you go for the allow you get a free kill on the allow
Ben, this is fine.
Fall the butt, son. Fall the butt, son.
Fall the butt, son. Yep, fall the butt, son.
Chase it. Chase it. Chase it. Chase it.
Go for it. Go for it. This is yours.
This is all you.
There you go! You're fucking predator, JC!
Yeah! You're fucking predator!
You like that, don't you?
Whoa! No, no, no!
Okay, yo.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
No! Hey!
I am not a predator! Oh my God!
I give a like-
What the fuck?!
No, no, no. Like, dude, I just...
You can't do that shit in the call!
Jynxie, you're a League of Legends...
Oh, I like sponsors!
Jynxie, a League of Legends predator.
Yeah, you say that now, not in a moment, bro.
I hear a lot of them.
You said, I made predator twice, and then you said, you like that shit.
You sick fuck.
Dude, dude, dude, listen.
Everyone that knows what I mean knows what I meant.
No, no, no, no, I'm gonna be dead.
That was bad, bro.
That was your worst moment.
My bad, my bad.
Now what are you going to do?
Play for the Raptors, and then after that clear your boss
out and then look on the dragon.
I might look mad, bro.
What do you think?
Might be something different?
No, no, you're good.
This is good, kids.
He's off.
The Katerina, Katerina, Katerina, Katerina.
Nice!
No!
Are you a Jynxer?
Wait, no.
Yeah!
Are you jinx or are you the best work in the fucking world?
Best work bro! Both both!
That's the answer I was fucking looking for was a trick question.
The Jibler takes what the Jibler wants.
Yes, that's what I'm telling you. The only thing holding you back is time.
You're literally like Goku in a hyperbolic Super Saiyan chamber.
the beast cross check
Well, I set my referral so they're gonna be distracted and then I can get my dragon
Yes, okay, but here in the future you send it to a side lane because it most of the time people group med
But they don't group in like bottom or top way. So if you send in the southern and side you are good coaching. Thank you
Yep. I got you
Okay
So now this we're going to do, okay?
I want you to play on the...
Yep, you can.
Go for the ult on her.
Okay, hold Q, hold Q.
Nice.
Now, I want you to go from your...
Go from the top cap.
Go top cap.
Oh, I'm so fed.
Dude, it's literally every game now.
I want you to ult chat right now.
See? This isn't even hard for me.
You are all pathetic.
No, did you just been confident?
That's an alpha male.
Okay, Jinxie, do you want to actually know the truth about society?
No, no, you can't go.
Jinxie, do you want to know the truth about society?
do you want to know the difference between confidence and arrogance is exactly
it's how you're perceived so right now you're five and once you can type whatever
the fuck you want because you're confident but if you're 015 typing this
you'd be arrogant does that make sense exactly
I just feel like I can't even have a bad game anymore, everything is so easy for me.
Dude you are literally like Thanos with all the one rings, does that make sense?
Yo, let's go Thanos, snap the back to the ether.
Oh my god it's so easy.
Like dude, when the jiddy smells the blood, nobody is stopping him, he's taking it.
I can help you Timo
Go solo baron, go solo baron right now
Bronz so good at league now
I love you bro for real, like I'm actually so good at this game now
Listen, Jinxie, Jinxie
I'm gonna love you a lot more
Once you get fucking Bronz through after this game
Think about it
Yes, bro, this is my Bronz
yep what if I told you there's gonna come a time one day where you're outrun
where you're outranking your brother you will one day one day jaycee
it's if you look on this year okay it's not just back off back off now I'm just
reset just reset I'm gonna find the other hours that okay yep you got it now the
only problem is that that is a champion that is so you built one before so she
and bells the deep web for hired killers
I don't mind in game, okay, so we're gonna do now is you're gonna look for
Okay, so like type of the mid wave and then afterwards you can probably just like in the game
Bro, I just feel like I could float through silver too, man
They genuinely canning, I'm telling you, it's free as fuck.
Hey, back up, back up, you were telling me you were telling me to resummage, okay?
Now, what I want you to do is go on topside here.
Okay, so why didn't you do that play?
I wasn't a play I didn't know there was a third there I forgot
Okay, Jinxie. What do you call it when the high-vives is dishonest?
Tell her the only person that's 4v1
Is your mother against the stacking bills
No, because then you would have said while you sit at home all day and play league and let her suffer
Jinxie you need to sit there and start flaming everybody like you need to go scorched earth on every single person in your game
Okay, hey listen, we'll check back in after five-year mausery. Okay, I'll do it on her
Okay, so now what I want to do is look on the uh, yeah, look for this.
Nice, hold Q on her.
No, you need to hold Q.
Okay, now run away, run away.
It's fucked.
Maybe Q?
Out of the Camille?
Ahhhh!
Where's my team?
you out of the mill
ahhhhhh
where's my diiiibb
well we gotta look drag here we're gonna lose
okay so Jhinxie the problem right now is you're getting too confident right
so because you're getting too confident
I intentionally let you
like go on coachless for a little bit just to see what you would do
and what am I noticing what have you been doing for the last few minutes
bro no I just because I actually went into a tower and then that time I led with my heart
I would live with my e-hold to eat that honor with the children.
I'm close, I got it, I want to see it.
You got it?
Yes.
Alright, so if I let you play for the rest of the game, can you get to the kills?
Yeah, I need to play for the rest of the game.
Alright, go.
Please, just let me go, I got it.
Go on.
I won't let you not go.
I'm gonna play for the rest of the game.
Okay.
your team has destroyed an inhibitor
okay so jeng-c right now you're telling them always you suck you know you
could have started in study
oh my god oh my god oh my god wait you can see I'm not kidding if you see them you can
get a pent up if you see the you get a pent up if you kill the alawi you get a pen to
kill here you literally get a pen to kill if you kill the alawi
W, W, NOOOOO!
That was almost two pence us in one day!
Bro, I just feel like the bronze and iron is way too easy for me.
Dude, I'm telling you!
I didn't even need a coach at the end, bro.
Did you see that?
You didn't.
Like, I was gonna spend my time coaching you in the art of flaming.
flaming
so jing see
uh...
but we're going to get over this
well
you're actually doing it
quick press a continue to play again
and let's see if moody's losing his game
We're supposed to play together remember though. He's three minutes. Oh wait. He's in practice. So why the fuck is he in practice? So
Cuz we said we're gonna play together
Okay, you're moving it like that circular Jinxie. I have an evil idea
What if you what if you don't tell him that you're out of game and then you just sign the queue up for another
That way he'll waste the time waiting for you so you can catch up
I just want to call you.
Alright, Jengzee, are you ready?
I'm too good at this game, bro.
Bro, I don't know. I do good every night.
I appreciate your being so sweet.
The first thing you say when they join the call is,
Muda, you're a bitch and you play for the carry.
Lock in Yumi.
Okay, I got it.
Okay.
bro would have been enjoying what what yo al bro al muda al hums bro
who love event live let's i'm gonna harass love event real quick
wait you're not screened i want to watch i'm sharing can you see
Tell him to check the toddler's section on steam, maybe then he'll find games that are
more in his speed.
read that
Just keep spamming it
Okay, just out of D out of D at the end of every message to avoid getting banned for spamming
Okay, now go again
Oh, I got to stop.
What?
Shat!
What is up, baby?
Breathe out!
Yo, is that good, Jitty?
One second, I'm harassing Ludwig.
Hello, hello, hello, hello.
Hope you're having a wonderful day.
Yo, what up, hello.
Welcome back.
Yo, how's this one?
Take one side.
Appreciate you all taking a minute.
I'm harassing Ludwig.
Chad, I could just call him.
Wait, just calm right now and then just help Matt.
The STS2 overlay is too long.
Oh, good calms, good calms.
Appreciate the calms.
Chad, what's up today?
Welcome back, y'all.
Yeah, just help him check the toddler section on Steam, you might find a game that's more
your speed.
Check it out.
Yeah.
Check it out.
Yeah.
And then tell him no one cares about his Walmart pants.
What's up, bro?
Dude, congrats on the pent-up.
I saw it.
Yeah.
I just got a quadra five minutes ago.
Yo, you know what I was telling for you, right?
The shit might be a little bit of a joke to you.
I want war, I want fucking war, not a bad thing.
What's your rank right now?
That's not important, listen bro.
What's your peak rank?
Fucking flat, fucking four, bottom of the barrel platinum?
You are being warred like a puppet.
Dante's hand is so far up your ass
that I think it's moving to speak for you.
No, Dante's would definitely never tell me when to speak.
You see, Tom, the steam thing now fast.
Okay, now listen, I have an idea for today's segment for your stream.
You should look on the toddler section on Steam so you can find games you could actually
play well.
Okay.
Is it Dante speaking of these lines?
No.
Oh, I thought of that myself.
I genuinely don't, and I mean this with no disrespect, outside of Clash and Rainbow
Six, there's not a game on Earth you're better than me.
I'm going to play me a chest.
I'm going to play me a chest right now.
VR chat.
Don't worry about it.
Do you want to play me a chest?
What's your elo?
I'm 1,300.
All right.
I lagged out.
I'm out.
Yo, Lino, what's up?
What's up?
What's your elo?
What's your elo, Jixi?
And then chess.
What's your elo, what's your elo, Jinxian and Jess?
Uh, 500. No, well, no, 490.
Alright, alright.
Alright, listen, Hums.
Yo, boooo, what's up with that duck, you shut your fucking mouth.
Before we go into this fucking game, if I see Jinxian in my fucking lane,
taking my minions, I think I'm whipping my cock out on Cam and getting us all banned.
So, me and duck is actually going to talk about this?
Yeah, go on to the state on the floor.
Yeah, so, Muda, there's something that you're gonna have to understand right now.
I get that when you're playing solo, you think you're the big dog, you're locking in yo and
you're getting your win streaks, that's what I'm saying about it.
I think nine wins in a row right now.
Okay, cool, cool, cool.
But the guys can pick a nut and just suck it all in.
Yeah, so this is what we're gonna do now, okay?
Now for the 10th win.
I'm always smurfing it right now.
I'm not gonna lie.
Hums!
Listen, listen, listen.
He's smurfing it.
Hums.
Unbolahi.
Muda's gonna lock in Yumi this game and he's gonna be Jinx's little bitch.
No, he's not.
Yes, he is
And then Muda
Muda, what you're gonna do is every time you shield or heal you're gonna give Jinx a little moan to show him
How much you like being a support, you know
Why don't me and Jinx he launched an only friend by the suck his dick thing nuts on my fucking rethor
Yo, you know Muda Muda
It's very telling that in the only fans you wouldn't be the one sucking his dick cuz you know that he's better than you
I don't know that
I'm on a you me fucking giving my life for this guy. I'm a cock at that blame
bro, all these
I'm surprised when he's fucking me in the ass
You literally got carried nine games in a row, bro. You're
Can we scream chair of Don't ask deep not only he's been caring. I swear. He's been caring. Well, let's just
Cuz I actually carry every game. What's up the stats?
All right, so let's look so
Really master after all this fucking time you shit fucking wash player by the way see
Muda the only reason you're calling me that is because you like calling me master bro because
Okay, so in this game Muda got carried by his 16 and a jungler literally Jinx the simulator in this game
Muda got carried by the Rizzler, unironically. You got carried by a 12 year old on Mordekaiser
Jungle. In this game, you got carried by your Kane, right?
I'm sorry if that didn't you dumb fuck!
You're doing good every single time he's getting carried.
Yo, there you go, Hums, Hums, Hums.
No, no, no, no, no. Okay, you can say the 2 or 7, he got carried, but every game
he was carried.
Every single game.
In this game, he was laning vs a thresh bronze on veigar, like bro, he was getting carried.
Suddenly this game, he was getting carried by his entire team.
This game as well.
This game Muda bought a win trade actually.
Muda bought a win trade.
Yeah, Muda, you literally got win traded.
You literally got win traded by a guy named BBC
that was first timing Ezreal Jungle
when he's ironed 4-0 up to the 40% when he's trying to decide.
Well, let me get this straight, Dante.
So, when there's a garing first time against us
and it's me and Jixie, he's not smirking.
It's actually a time machine!
But no, but when I go get the guy
that just made a fresh account first on Ezreal,
It's my training, you dumb fuck!
Okay, Muda, listen to me again.
What?
Riot doesn't just have a time machine.
Me and Jinxy also discovered.
Jinxy, do you want to let them in on our recent renovation?
I don't even know if they're ready.
If you think they're ready, tell them.
Okay, so it's not just that Riot has a time machine.
They also have access to aliens and UFOs
that are parasites which enter people's brain
and force them to enter or lead games.
Don't diss, you had to have come out of a fucking lab, I'm about to get a fucking beef
stitch.
Yo, I'm killing you about who to scan, hopefully you get AFKed, Teemo.
Wait, I'm on the wrong way though, he's not here, he's been doing really good though.
Wait, how's he doing all your games?
He's okay, so much, he's okay.
Okay, listen, I think he does, but Laham's listening to me, during this game where
You're gonna have to do is tell him to do everything wrong and make him
But when I have another fucking therapy session by the end of it again
I'm not gonna lie the other night when I got off. I actually tuned in for that therapy session like off-street
I was cooking and I watched for like an hour. That was pee
You're basically his dad hums and sometimes he gets mad at you, but it's okay
You guys have a wholesome relationship. I was so confused to be honest
I was like, wait, is he serious?
But then he was like, I was like,
I can understand about St. Thomas.
Just like, I just didn't understand the room.
Well, bro.
He's a good therapist.
That's what I got.
Yeah, I think he can really do this.
Yeah, it's because Dottas is good at gaslighting,
but here's the other thing.
Right.
Um, if Muda said he like, Muda was,
I remember Muda was mad at you
for saying that it's going to take him
two to three years to get challenged.
Yeah.
And I'm like, bro, that's a good thing.
That's like the best thing
he's ever done.
And a challenger in two years is insane.
Yeah, I'm like, bro, and he's like, he's like, okay,
I don't want to know more.
He expected me to say eight months.
I said, bro, you're tweaking,
not one person got challenged in one year, not one.
Yeah, I don't know.
Like, especially if you're considering
somebody who started League in 2026,
I don't know if anyone has ever gotten challenger
like since 2025, starting the game.
No, no, no, no, not a single person in the world
can get challenger in one year, not one.
JXC can.
Yo, bro, nonsense.
You don't even have to do this, bro.
Like, look, if I get shot in a year, I'm good, man.
Jynxy, Jynxy.
That's possible.
That is not as good as possible.
Jynxy, listen, I hope you understand
that I've had times in my life where I've been
spending days for eight.
Make a delay, or I'll slap the shit out of you.
What?
Jynxy, listen.
We need a delay.
I don't find it.
I'm not going to delay.
30 seconds, bro.
You guys are so shit.
I'm literally winning these games in a fucking eight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We'll see when you're, he's smurfing.
He's smurfing in five minutes.
All right, come on.
All right, go, go, go.
Yeah, so okay wait, so so
Okay, yeah, so so okay, so so what?
We were talking about how long it takes to get
Sentence adult involving sex or animals go challenge impossible, okay?
Laning it's like it's like I'm just getting fucked by a wild horse
What is wrong with you?
Mudo, you're asking what's wrong with me?
You're the one getting railed by horses, bro.
Like, fuck I'm chill.
Mudo, are you eating?
Bro, you're such a piece of shit.
Mudo, lock me in bro.
You can't eat, bro.
I swear, every time I'm coaching me, you always eat.
And then inch right up.
It's a grass.
It's a grass at least.
So Mudo, listen, bro.
I carry every game.
You carry every game.
We should both carry and win.
There's no reason why they should go back.
All right, my vessel dropping 20 kills Muda Muda's dropping 20 kills. No, no
Okay, how about this?
Listen control your vessel to not come in and take my vessels way
This is how I swear to God. If I see you come in I'm gonna need fucking
Flight straight to Florida and fucking you in the ass
Do you understand? Yes, I'll be clear. Uh, but listen, I can't control my coach. So whatever my coach says, okay
Guys, everyone listen to me. This is what we're gonna do. What we're gonna do is Muda and Jynx are both gonna put up 20 gifted.
Whoever gets more kills this game gets gifted by the other guy.
Muda take that.
Wait, Muda take that.
Muda take that.
No, no, no, no.
So, okay.
Jynx, you put on the new skin!
Put on the new skin!
Muda, Muda, I believe in you. I swear you're easily gonna win this game.
Oh my god.
on a gift it's just a little bit of a master Yi right now though it doesn't
matter and you plot you're in a very bad match for what you got you said he's
my friend so Mura I have 200 gifted waiting for me on fucking Friday so
I'll show you
When you spawn in I want you to look at my master
Is this like the 700 fucking dollar one 150
No, okay, do I have a $700 fucking
Bro, you're not the best honest in the best game in the game
Yeah, I know Yone's late lady the best in in the game. Oh that one's ass. I'll coach. No, it's not
It's really the best game in the game.
I mean, when he got a dog test, he was in a fucking streamer.
He'd be on Ragebinder and Twitch Shots.
What do you mean I still am?
That's the only thing I do on stream.
I'm sorry.
Okay, so now, Jynx, did you want to do the new crit build, or do you want to do the
on-hit one?
Wait, what, is it this rooms?
So, it's the second one, I think you should go the normal on-hit.
I don't think Crit has got this game.
What are you going to do by this game, okay?
Yeah, gotta close.
You want you want to try the uh
She's not a mood I don't lose your lane okay, bro. I'm tired. He's not losing. No, no, his landings legit
No, yeah, yeah, and you're already on my fucking deck. Yo, yeah, Muda. Yeah, Muda
You like clicking your shop level one isn't the only time you're gonna be taking D in the laning phase. That's why I'm gonna say
So Muda 20 get to get more kills and if we tie it over to the next game
Okay, and it doubles and it doubles and it doubles
Yeah, let's go
Okay, oh
Look, he's already making excuses, but this guy's a king of excuses
Hey, hey, would have definitely played a harder champion. I swear to God. You just right clicks auto auto auto
Hey, how many how many a challenger you want tricks are there?
But you this analogy does not work on paper. Does it yeah, that's how many challenger you want tricks out there
Okay, now how many yone one tricks and low e-law there?
What the fuck are you even trying to prove with that look at my e look holy shit, what the fuck?
How do I get that 150 bucks bro, here's the thing bro listen
Am I better than you? Yes, bro. It doesn't matter. It was you try your best
I don't know Jin see
Okay
Are you ready first three targets Jinx are you ready?
All right, let's go talk the bar folk here
You can fight him, Muro.
Yup, you can fight him, Muro.
Alright, let's go.
Don't flash, do not flash.
Pop your pot.
And go, Muro!
Alright, and just like that.
That's my boy!
And just like that, Jynxie.
Fast-fuckin' blood, man!
Okay.
Jynxie.
Listen, Jynxie.
Listen, Jynxie, it doesn't matter.
Like, even if he gets one kill early, it doesn't mean shit, bro.
He's going to end soon enough and then he's going to blame it on Smurfs.
Go back to those.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's okay.
Get it boo and what else?
Okay, so now this we're gonna do it guys
Okay, so listen Jinxie you play for the wolves after the wolves you're gonna clear the boss
one yep you keep on that's it that's it that's it nice nice very good so okay
we're putting you know you want it she's remember it you need to catch
we've got already all right wait look for your ID oh fuck very good very good
you can shoot me at the tip okay gangbond gangbond now gangbond now go
bottom yes you got invaded this is fucked all right what it's kind of he's
a bar. I know this is a bar bro. I'm gonna pay up. Okay, so Jinxy. Go for the Twitch, go for the Twitch.
You know you can do EQ and then instantly E back. There you go, that's fine. Okay,
that's fine for you. Okay, do you go for the Twitch? Try to kill me, Twitch. No! No! I could have
fucking spied him! Fuck! No, you can't spied us, you can't spied this early.
what are you doing jixie stop beating me you son of a bitch I didn't see you relax
I know I'm on an A-whip and you're gonna fuck her lock in bro Muda you got one lucky kill shut up
Muda I'm an A-whip and shit motherfucker lock in
he just saw it cuz that's not luck yes it is like he locked up that he's
playing against some dude with right is it luck that my vessel won nine games
in a row yes no that is pure skills and dedication
I'm the only vessels gonna be the fucking black vans outside your house dude pulling your way
You're placing Muda fuck
No, no, no, there's nothing wrong with all this. Oh my god. What the fuck did he just say?
Shop shop shop shop shop. She wants to reset. Why don't you do this? You need to do it. That's good. That's really good
Jynxie you could look for a kill mid if you want. She's very long. Hey, don't fuck away from me. This is my fault
No, no, no, you guys can kill mid. You guys can kill mid.
I'm sorry, it's harder. There's a third one. Are you stupid? I'm good. Do I suck?
So Jynxie, play for the bar cop. Play for the bar cop
Look, Muda's already arguing with his coach, bro.
The nose is losing it.
Now look for your bugs.
Muda, trust me.
I'm trying to get this other guy more fucking gold,
but he's fucking...
No, but that's why I told you to last you with the dagger, Muda!
Bro, you know, you can always take the kill with your E, right?
They can never take the kill from you.
Yo, yo, Muda.
For someone named Nose, you're awfully clueless.
What does that even fucking mean?
I jumped from the floor in my hat.
I don't even want to say it myself.
Me because like, like, A and O, W as like, no.
No, are you like secretly a closet comedian, bro?
What are these girls?
Okay, listen, Jynxy, Jynxy, go for the, go for the Twitch go right now.
This is free.
Get this.
Get the Twitch.
Yes.
Get the play in there.
No.
Let's find someone.
Let me go get it.
That's good.
I
Get my first in yogurt go for the ground talks about folk here one second
Jolly's like a melody
Jixie you dumb fuck get the fuck down there and get jungle you still what are you doing get the fuck drag
She just got a little fancy you're level six first one okay, each you can all in
I'm not
I'm just gonna stay, that's it, that's it
Freeze it, freeze it, freeze it, let it, let it come to you, let it come to you
Alright, alright, alright, alright, let it come to me, let it come to you and then you can just ult it, remember
Last phase
What the f**k is he talking about?
Oh my god, that's equally on a f**king ulted out
Why is this guy in my lane?
No, he's shooting something, he's shooting something, that's taking away. Bring him back, bring him back, no, put it on him.
He's just shooting something.
Dude, has somebody stolen your wave the random did?
Yeah, he's the guy that was taking his waves.
Where's Dantez? Why is he quiet?
Dantez, it had to happen at the entire game, motherfucker. Did you set someone from your chat to do that?
No, Dantez is there.
I would never do that.
Where did Dantez go?
Alright, I'm back. Now, Jynxie, go to your blue insulate. Blue and then top top, what I miss.
Oh
Gallio coming into my fucking lane and taking all my minions. Okay, so
Let him die go come let him die go come
No, you're feeding what are you doing?
Okay, so that's Poppy. So Poppy has something where she shoves you into a wall and then she starts knocking you up.
Good ship again! Good ship again!
Bro, listen, Jinxie. So, there the only issue was like your right clicks, which is fine
It's just like mechanical thing, but if you right-click better there, it would have been a free kill
So now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for the top crab. After top crab
We're gonna see if Muda has a cannon in this side.
Why is he mad?
He's actually trolling me. He's actually trolling me. This guy's actually tricking me.
Okay, look for the cannon.
No, no, no, please.
Yeah, so now look for the crab after this, and then we'll see if he has a cannon.
Okay, yeah.
You guys are terrible.
Thank you.
Alright.
I mean, there's something seriously wrong with the fucking 2 of you.
Wait, Galio's here. Maybe Galio will just be on the floor.
Yeah, he's late.
Yep, Snow Jinxie.
Let's finish this.
Okay now look for your Gromp, go for your Gromp, go for your Gromp.
Nice.
Just, nope, sit, sit, sit, perfect, nice!
Nice, nice!
So now just stop to bar Folkern to Dragon.
Yes sir.
But you don't need to Q through guys wall, okay?
If she walks up you can always EQ, okay?
Alright this is looking good right now.
Jynx's lobbies are so fucking easy on Faker, I fucking stupid ass.
That's okay, that's okay.
Diver, Diver, yep yep, you have enough damage, you have enough damage.
Yeah, this is easy, he actually kills already 3 seconds of Fountain.
Get the point, get the point.
Get carried bro, get the fucking...
Jengzee, trust me or Barney.
Jengzee, you're getting the scale.
Jengzee, go to the Raptors, go to Raptors, finish the full game.
Q3W, shove that, shove that and look for Risa, okay?
I think it's free right now.
Q from the side, so you get all of them.
They're for cover your tank, they'll be in back out.
2-3 out?
They might stop your base here, okay?
If you see them...
Okay, make sure you buy the pickaxe.
We need to start co-stealing our teammates.
Do you understand?
Yes, but I care more about the win, bro.
Even if you're the past.
I care more about the game.
60-9 CS.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
You have to really lock in.
Yeah, listen jinx you run a good spot because Muda so you'd like the anti-clutch factor like he's the guy where it's like when it's riding on him
He doesn't perform so we're gonna be good. Oh, no, no, he performs. He performs when he can ride him
He underperforms. He don't ride
I lift them up
You're really strong
But you know you can do you can kill him and then look for a role more by apply share your gold on other lanes, okay?
area nice good trades okay Jensie Jinsie listen the promise that right now
poppy's work so we're gonna have to do something else to play way
even mutas getting fucked
what are you doing?
get the fuck out of my way before I slap this shit out of that fucking head
no no no no no no no
you know what?
jinksie I'm telling you
so now jinks is in payable
shut down that's why
look for the crab
why'd you tell me to do that?
because the thing is that I didn't think
I tried to get the thing that should be there
You see so you don't know what poppy does she just eat you to the wall
But you saw the twitch if you react with your ultimate you stunned it you hit the twitch as well
Listen, Jinzy go for a gromp and afterwards
You're gonna get some kills you're good
Jinzy you're fine
That's a go-ask game, relax.
Control Q, control Q, okay then.
Okay, look for the wolves after.
Up, up.
All right, so now the Shyvanas on Dragon.
Go to the Dragon right now, go to the Dragon right now.
You want to Dragon, sub ping on it.
Sub ping Dragon.
If your Galio comes in, you can fight.
Jynxie, they're really strong in the bot lane though.
Muta rotate, now, Muta rotate now.
Jynxie wants to fight.
Aye, stop, okay.
Listen, Muta needs to rotate,
You guys gonna focus the rat focus the rat
What is happening it's a 4v1
Well, the dragon called wasn't the greatest but you had to help your jungler if Jinx you wanted to go for that
You have to go for that
I don't want it to die. I don't want you see the guy
Okay, you know I'm you for the next five minutes. We'll see what happens. Okay. Why are you being like that?
What do you mean? I don't want it to die. I'm trying to help you guys. Well, I don't give a fuck about jigsaw
I want us this game. Yeah, but if he died you got you had an opportunity to kill a switch
No, if I go to the dragon you got to go for the dragon, but I don't even know why I went with the dragon right there
I was so late to it. I had no party in the body
I don't know what my yes. Yeah, you would you would not go. No, I have no priority in the bottom is bad my coach has cancer
Listen, listen freeze it freeze it would like try try to let him play
Leading me into like bad players every day. No, you know, they don't move nice. I'm not ganky Bob. Oh, it's like not
Okay, then I'm back up back up you to back up
This is greedy, this is greedy, it's greedy, it's greedy, but it's greedy.
That's fine.
You can walk out of that, it's only her ultimate, do you see the orange bar under her name?
Stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay.
You can get Bork and get the wave, but it's usually better to just get the wave and
than we said.
Okay?
Yeah, Jixi, how are we gonna win this game?
All this fucking gifted for now.
Well, I just wanna win it.
I want to win it.
I want to win nine, much to throw up.
Yeah, I know.
You guys are really behind.
Jixi just, just my,
let it go to me, right?
Let it go to me, right?
Yeah, I don't know.
It's okay, it's okay.
Let's see what the fuck is going on,
let's see what the fuck's gonna ship.
Look, I guess sometimes,
you randomly just change me into like,
hell, I don't know.
I, I really don't know.
Fuck us.
I would have literally done none of those plays.
I'm not allowed to speak for two minutes.
I'll knock again at 15.30, I'll be back soon.
You can win this, Muta.
Oh, she's so bad, Muta!
Oh, shit.
Oh, what is- why was Twitch invisible there?
Yeah.
So, Twitch, his main ability can go invisible,
this guy could be something, I'm not a lot, but...
They have 30 seconds to lay though.
Yeah, but he's, I don't think a brawn player would be 12 kills like that, but it's okay.
You can still win this easily.
You press tab?
You're up?
60 CS on the Katarina.
You are so ahead.
You're really, really ahead.
You're fine.
You're still way ahead of the Katarina.
Yeah, but if I...
Get a long sword, get a long sword, get a long sword.
Long sword, Muna.
See, there's no point in doing this because you can just buy it and just keep walking.
So now you're kind of wasting time.
Oh, yeah, sure. I'm starting now. It's okay. It's good. You see you kill him
That's what jigslist for this board and jigsie for these guys are a protein and it's got 41 class
He's got their throat. He's so out of the game. I'll pay attention to the map when twitch is off the map
Wait, careful. Careful. They're right there to blow you which twitch is like he's gonna keep roaming
Just like try to kill you guys every stop balling. I'm gonna let you guys know
He's not balling and they can look for room on you guys. You can either turn either turn either turn it
I'll see you in the wall. Nice! Good good good good.
Can I get an S-roll?
You can fight, yes you can fight.
You have a knight, you have a knight, you have a ult.
You...
Nice try, you burn flash, it's good, very good, work.
Two three him, two three him.
Nice, Muda!
Nice!
Twitch is missing, Twitch is missing.
Twitch is missing, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
That's it, that's it, take your win.
If Twitch doesn't show on the map, you play bad.
Or has arrived all right jinx ready one this shit. Yeah, okay
We see twitches boss we don't have to worry about it. We're good. What up
If you go twitches by which is now you take grump and then after is just a little drone top. Let's see
You cannot pay that's okay. Just taking your gold
So if we just ignore the map right now, we play for the Herald.
After the Herald, we're going to look to see if we can make a plan in side lane with Moda Barley.
Not yet though.
Where's mine, you moron?
No, no, no, run all the way, all the way, all the way, all the way.
You don't win this.
Run to Jinxie, run to Jinxie.
Jinxie, get me out of there.
Jinx, get me out of there.
Are you Jinxie?
Let him die, let him die, let him die.
Just play for the Herald.
For the Herald.
You need a smite?
Get the idea, get the idea, get the idea.
the thing is the thing is that the enemy is all around the top side, so when it's happening
on dragon, the cloak, very good, so that's that item does move, so we can do a sit-down
to the side, just go Crogs, go Crogs, go Crogs and throw after us, we need to play
consistent, can you brother, trust me the map is way better to go Rando is here,
because the only one that can kill you is a twitch, but if you basically make
push through no damage to you who's a crack
hey so now we're gonna push you to no
how about a little shovel in the past no
okay so now look for the wrappers like for wrappers
be careful careful
you guys have to do this dragon you guys have to do this dragon
wait wait for jinx wait for jinx jinx
no there's no way you guys can fight this
i must okay jinx you walk up jinx
walk up jinx you walk up
go go mudu go
when twitch shows then you
yeah yeah they're behind you
JX, you do not go in and try to push us. Run away, run away, run away.
He's gonna start it and he's gonna kill everyone.
Muda, back up, back up.
I can't see. Just look for Twitch.
Or he's on the side.
Uh, look for, look for, look for Twitch.
Oh, just Twitch, JXD.
No, I'm trying, bro.
What do I full build? Uh, what do I full build?
Okay, so what we're gonna do now is you're gonna have to look for the blue out of base.
So out of base, you're gonna go top to bot, for clear.
And then you're gonna look up on the side landing bot.
Muda, I think you should just run Bob out of base and then Jinx to Shadow so you share.
Yeah, I'm gonna run Bob, I'm gonna run Bob, I'm gonna run Bob.
Paul, how do we beat this brother?
It's okay, don't worry. Listen, if you, Muda, Muda, you can kill him, you can easily kill him.
If you just land your ultimate with your E, he's dead.
You will do more DPS than him in the long run, okay?
Yeah, comes this right. It's there just about you lining your arc, you line your arc and you leave this line.
But you need to use a shutdown. Do not give it to anyone else on 18.
Okay.
No, no, Jinx, Jinx wants to shut down more. He's better with it.
What the fuck do you mean? I'm already fed you stupid fucks because 0 and 7.
No, but it's also good because if GC gets it, he'll get he gets in the game to carry with you.
Exactly, yes.
I'm trying to win the game.
Like, Muda, you're being a really crazy piece of shit right now.
Okay, fine, alright, fine.
Put your list in the map, everybody.
Put it in the map.
Okay, so now listen, play top to bottom, okay?
We need to become Muda.
You need to run. Q out, Q out, Q out!
Now, Fuss! Fuss!
look on the look on crab and then after crab you're gonna look on wolfs
holy shit boy are they sleeping or just playing here on the hill
no I think there's something I think the twitch is sleeping though I'm not holding on
but it's okay
so I just go top lane now and you should be down here
no no no you stay bot
I'm going God everything's going wrong this game
it's fine it's fine so now look play for your wolfs then after wolfs you're gonna
look for the rest of your bot side clear that's free
I'm gonna be careful when you walk in a piece and you can go invisible, okay?
Low key?
Yeah, just run away.
You see the farm?
Now go back, now go back, now we're good.
You can fight him, oh Poppy's mid now.
You can fight him with Galio, but you need to land your ultimate, okay?
Put your E.
If you see him show up, instantly E R.
Put your knife, okay?
With LBQ3, with LBQ3?
You can still kill him.
With LBQ3, yes you know.
Yes, you're not E this, just walk off it.
Auto it?
All right, now go B. You're over sending.
You're so on the team here.
He's in mid. Push, push, push, push.
I want you to play for the rest of the bot side, then after we're just shot on Muda.
That's what we have to do right now, okay?
Okay.
Gotcha.
Come on.
Yeah.
Which could be looking bot now, on Muda.
We've got one big shot now that we got.
Back out. Back out.
You know, after this, we're going to look on the Krugs.
And then after the Krugs, I want you to jump right.
Jump right.
What just, what's coming, E out, E out.
Wait, okay, so Twitch is bot so, jump bot, jump bot, jump bot.
I'm not sad though.
Just recall, just recall, just recall, just recall.
Just recall, just recall.
Now you're being like, what is this?
There's just three on me everywhere I go.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
What's Poppy by the way? Why is Poppy just on her fucking top?
Why is Poppy on her top?
Okay, so what are you gonna do?
Jinx, I wanted to look for the Katarina, so run straight top. If Katarina shows up, you're going to look for a kill on her.
Yeah, but Jinx, you can fuck Katarina and the fucking ass, whatever you want.
So, you know what we're going to do, okay? I wanted to follow the O off. If Malfight comes, you can't do shit, but just slide by the top right now.
I'm just holding on the map, let me see Twitch.
Because I can see you can fight around mid if you fight mid, then Twitch just kills you, so start hitting the turret.
side of the top tower
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
since no one is mid you need to hold mid okay?
just be careful on the poppy
he could look for that
E-E-M but Mitsu gets E-L
don't stand near the wall
yup, sound just like
so poppy can like pin you to a wall and stun you
not stay
run away run away run away run away
okay yeah put them here put them here
put them on the way guys
put them on the way there's no
all the way to here grab
but but don't go in the jungle if you go in the jungle i think you'd die
you kill savannah now
so just watch the end
i mean i mean uh... muda
you kill him
i think you're good, you're fun
pick the wave
you're you're gonna get spoiled or not
i'm kinda scaling a little bit
control left click the control
you're warm
pick him up pick him up pick him up
don't let the coldman take it
the wave the wave muda the wave
nothing to understand with that
push uh y'all give him give him the push thing on his head
what is wrong with him
he's taking a wave
so only this you look for the raptors
of the galley on again what up try to go on on this I know don't know I'm just
gonna be that I need time to see Bobby I wanted automatically assume that's it
no no go in the bush not that one which is there
you can't yeah guys don't don't fight it just listen no jinxie I'll go with
moodaballin go with moodaballin you guys are gonna look for a dual kill
mooda you need to line your art you need to line your own
Yeah, don't walk up yet. Walk back. Walk back. So, Jinx, do your crugs.
What a channel recall. It was done now. I was done.
The Twitch is on now, the drinksy.
Dang, playing weird.
She's invisible? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I hate playing against a Fred Twitch.
Yeah, I hate them anyways.
It's horrible, but the thing is that all we need is for Muda to use his ult.
Muda ults the Twitch, it's actually game over, yes, man.
What are you doing?
What the? Get the Muda!
literally just it like what is that he flies he flies that's actually good that's
actually good no flash it's good it's pretty good
he has 21 kills well no he has thumbs in but we
low especially is on percent of P
okay just back up for now back up for now
Because it's pushing tell you you guys guarantee win the game by the way. Just need I shut down
I want men
That's fine. We're trying to stay away from wall the wall is what I'm just covering up
You killed every time you know
That's okay. I think the second by the way the twitches. Yeah guys we're fucking lost
like oh my god. I'm generally not even joking though like we're gonna do an
investigation after this game. Do you guys want to do an investigation? Yes.
But I don't want any of that time portal time machine bullshit.
okay well I have a deck that we did a time machine time portal thing we won
games that that is true that is so kitchen guys I just fucking got one just
in your own way what the fuck is that nine wins as soon as I chew with you I
just lose you motherfucker listen oh my god can I talk please what the fuck oh
Oh my god, you have been demoted back to bronze three
Motherfucker
Muda I haven't won oh and nine in literally like a month brown
I don't know what I'm going to do KD five thousand damage. You are a million that game
You will fucking million permission to speak
Granted go I apologize for going oh and nine
If you look at my recent games, clearly that's an outlier the twitch got fed by our bot lane
And then I didn't kill the shavada who was one HP and then I got behind and the twitch followed me around the map and
Listen bro my lat like I know oh and I'm looks bad
But if you understand league I really went like oh and two because the last seven deaths were really that controllable
I was just getting one shot by twitch. Yeah, like Jinxie
Don't forget Muda's hard projecting right now cuz he won lane phase and he wasn't able to be good enough to carry the game
Yeah, okay, so is everyone ready is everyone ready to do the investigation
Yeah, pause that investigation do my 20 subs now before I break my fucking PC and let it to the floor
0-9, do you want to be from Bronze 2?
Your lucky I don't fucking break this glass bottle that I had to kill myself to watch the GTA V.
Alright, bro, you're gonna be like...
Well, I mean, Muda, I'm gonna be honest. I think we'd be lucky if you did do that.
Alright, that's your investigation. Who's streamed that I watched? Don?
Okay, yep, look at mine, look at mine. Is everyone looking? Jinx? Are you watching?
Yeah, yeah, hold up. I just get to...
Alright, I'm gonna go for JTB.
So, let's look. So this was the Twitch loss game.
What?
What he named change.
Great.
So the name change.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, don't say that.
Well, I literally name change.
He loses.
He named his he's
he's a cheese wizard 99 in the middle of the game.
Yes.
What?
They say well, like he changed his name in the middle of the game.
Yes, he did.
I guess that's game was three days ago.
It doesn't make sense.
So he came up for his first game in three gay and three days
with the guy named the baby 420 and they just randomly run around the map killing
everyone yeah it's 100% it's a hundred million percent a smurf like do a smurf
nice it's like they're not good they're not good they're like maybe it's
I just like I just like I just like I just like all right jixie full cam please
everyone full cam everyone full game yep what in the fuck
You're client you're client
Yeah, we still got
Delay you need to just hide it and the sound fall
Hard it was for me and you to get a new game together, bro
Wow
But I mean that guy bro, if you don't have delay, just make sure you hide in me. No, no, no, I literally I'm literally 30 seconds
Wait, you guys are like positive that guy was not a bro. 100% smart
Bro like I've been on fire
You're only nine, but God that's through first like three deaths. I'm not even gonna lie
You know, it's just got to mark the bronze three bro. Yeah, because you and fucking jing see I
What not games in a wall? Yo is anything ever your fault? Is it just everyone and everything else around you? Yeah
And you know what bro, I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry if you're going oh nice, okay, not everybody's perfect, okay
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no apology. Apology. No need a very mean brother. You're being a no, no, no, no, apology
Can I be honest? Yes, bro, if you and oh and I now probably also be a dick, so let me have
Let me have it
Listen, bro. I don't okay. I would know a nine, but both of our challenger players are saying got their products murmur
Yeah, they are some words. So don't go behind
Hire thing can be hide this entire thing. Yeah, you know, I'm just gonna show like champs like the flow
All right, it's time to drop 30 kills you guys right for this
Yes, I'm down bro.
What the fuck?
I knew something was wrong when Twitch appeared in the middle of my lane and just absolutely
opened up my access to the enemy.
Oh yeah, and I couldn't get a solo fight.
Like normally in Iron or Bronze, when I jump somebody, they're just alone.
But even when I jump the Caterpie in a mid, two seconds later there's three people
up.
There's like four there.
Yeah, I saw that.
Three young men.
And it's also the fact too that the enemy team actually picked up on the game mark.
Like, normally in the iron, they never do that either.
Don't forget.
That is also true.
They didn't have trouble to close out the game.
They never ended up just one in it.
That's a good indication as well.
Yo, Jinxy, it is high shit, by the way.
From last night, thanks for throwing my game, fatty.
So how are we hiding our screen with a 30-second delay
and we're doing it?
Bro, I didn't hide my screen.
I just have a 30-second delay.
OK, I'm going to dig it up.
I'm going to punch in the face, bro.
What do you mean you didn't fucking hide the screen?
So let me get this straight.
For the last hour, you're like, dude, you have a delay.
I don't even need a delay.
I have one second and none of it matters.
I'm the greatest mid-later of all time.
Now you're mad at me for having a 30-second delay
and not hiding my screen.
I thought any of it fucking matters.
We were on a call together, literally screaming
at the same time when to queue.
We couldn't get a game through three tries.
It's not easy to queue-snipe.
All right?
All the fucking these guys queue-sniping us.
Oh, who cares?
She's on our team.
Who gives a fuck, bro?
Yeah, next thing you know,
no one's able to get down man, bro.
I can't switch on the other team.
Oh no, daddy.
My whole my hole is still recovering from last night's
That's okay. We'll win this game. I really want to I really want guys. We're gonna beat him this game. I swear
Bro, you have two challenges in the call it's two challengers a challenger that ran jc the jungle and go
Oh, you can't just fuck me.
Hey, Loki, Loki, take it, take it.
Oh my god, why?
Take it, take it, and ban a switch.
Just ban a switch.
Oh my god.
He plays Draven to ban Twitch and Draven.
Okay, down, down, down.
Jyx, do you ban Draven?
I ban, uh, I ban, uh, uh...
Yeah, yeah, Twitch.
Yeah, I'll ban Twitch, I'll ban Twitch.
Next video is a fucking melamy fucking thing.
I'm gonna fucking...
Draven?
Wait, wait, uh, swap with us, swap with me,
and then swap with support.
That is true actually true actually true all right
Grolp said good morning chat wants to get touched
Bro, think about it like this, Mooda. Not like this fucking, but what if you just smoke a QNL and he just took your master E?
Oh, okay. That's fine. But yeah, Maski is coming and LoE will come.
Yeah, any bad Bahamas, so it's like it's actually a E player.
But not roms. They all roms.
Alright, I'm gonna listen, bro. Hey, I'm sorry for last game, okay?
Okay, nah, bro. I apologize but that means the only one so if I go over nine one time you need to shut your fucking mouth
You can't say to me, okay?
Yeah, we'll see about that one
Freebie
What was gonna won't be none that no moota called me a fucking oh my god
Moota go me a minion
I know should I just go a Cali no no no it's like go boom plate. This is not a good boom play game
I don't see that year.
You see Rax and Scytherwing?
Yeah, you see the three?
Yep, right there.
Click that, wait.
Click that and save an X.
Runes don't matter, bro.
Trust me.
Okay, Moro, you need to really, really listen, okay?
Listen to me, listen to me.
Can't see your runes.
Okay, listen.
Hub over the fizz real quick so you can see the champion what it does.
It's very important, Moro.
I don't talk about fizz does.
Okay, what does he do?
He like he throws some shit at you. The other one is like he goes like on top of the spear and you can dodge your fucking everything
Yeah, that's the fucking obliterates you. Yeah, that's me
And the only thing is his ultimate the fish throwing thing is ultimate. You gotta dodge that for a murder. Yes
LARPING league buddy. No, no, no, he
That was good, that was actually good
You can fight him, okay? Level one. You're very strong level one.
Guys, I have bad news.
What's bad news? What?
Denmi Mastery has 1.6 million points, and he has a tag called Penta Killer.
Wait, how does he have 1.6 million mastery points, but he's in bronze, don't test?
Oh, learning disability.
Okay, I want you to just fight another one. Okay, let's fight him. If you see him eat,
don't be scared. It's going to do a lot of damage. Remember, he's a bursting champion.
You're an all in champion. Okay.
I
Okay
Yeah
No
You're level 14 on your level eight on warwick
Yeah, but GenC, don't forget, Moodus also has the same rank as you.
He's proud and sorry now.
Yeah, all right.
Bro, wait, so Master Yi, I've never even seen this.
He has 1.6 million Master Yi points.
How do you guys see those points?
How do you guys see them?
Let's click on their name, and he's gone.
I just see Master Yi locked.
Bro, is that not insane, Tontes?
Yeah, it is.
I don't know, what did they talk to you about,
but I just see Master Yi locked when I press on him.
You're on stream mode, so you're on stream mode,
so you can't see him.
Wait, GenC, you're not on stream mode.
No, he has but he has only like username disabled not like full stop 1.6
But don't that mean that they can
Doesn't I mean I can still see your name no all they can see it's like your skin and your border. That's it
Are you sure? I'm pretty good. They hide everything. That's all. No, you do hide my name from everyone
It's it shows your rank, but it doesn't show anything else. Oh, okay
Yep. Oh my god
Someone's fucking pointing an antenna to the sky galaxy to get this extra fucking gigabytes per second. Okay, you'll do by here
Guys, come on
Yo, oh my god, you know what raptors is that they're raptors you know
That's Red Bull, okay?
Raptors here
Wait, okay, I want to vote that the one above that
I have a question.
Can you press 4 over there?
I'll track the map for you.
No, I'll track it.
What?
I was going to say, what do you call it when Muda has a nicotine addiction and you want
to show that?
So he's covering it.
The Cho-zen-1.
Covering it, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Hey, hey, hey, no, no, no, no, it's in.
I think he's done.
I'm going to just talk to the bot folk here.
Muda died.
I mean, I'm just going to kill him.
I'm just going to kill him.
Mooda died
I mean I'm just gonna kill him kill him kill him kill him you kill him you kill him
it's fine it's fine okay Jinx see you win jungle off by the way
that's really not bad
get a dagger dagger
and then afterwards you're gonna look on the boss cap alright
yeah it's okay it's okay okay but listen Mooda
the reason why I wanted you to do that is so you can see where he's starting
now Jinx remember I wanted you to smite like pre-fire your smite
on where the big frog is, okay?
That way you can pull it out further.
Like, why don't you start practicing this, all right?
All right, so now pre-fire is fine, pre-fire is fine.
Try it.
And now put it up for W.
Nice, see like that, control W, control it, there you go.
See like, now that's how you do it, exactly, perfect.
Perfectly, perfectly, perfectly.
Perfectly.
Okay, so now we're gonna play on the,
the last one, the last one.
After the last one, you're gonna work
the rest of outside clear so first look for reset but i don't think he's gonna gain anything from that
that's a good word by the way so he's gonna look to move no matter when you're laying bro please
i got you i got you nice very good so look on the wrappers and after wrappers you clear your
outside was that too late yeah so when you when you see an e just press e so you don't get hit by his
landing okay keep getting nice okay so now what we're gonna do is you're gonna finish up these
wrappers and then afterwards you're gonna look on the uh on the wolves it's okay you're just
Finishing up your clear you're in a good spot now. Okay
I'm a good little kitty for daddy
Yeah
I'm gonna take the ball card.
Take the ball card.
Wow, it's on.
Get a dagger and shoot.
Hold your Q. Now in the bush.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, 10 gold and get a refill.
What?
That's okay.
Alright, so now you have to run.
So run and just put on the crab and then the gromp.
Okay, Muda, do you remember when he jumps to the E?
Yeah, sorry.
What are you crazy?
Listen listen even even though my good little boy missed his cue what matters that he tried his best
Okay, get the ground get the ground before we call him then you can recall
I get call you good boy all the time. Yeah
No, when I miss, you just call me a f***ing peri-
Yo, yo, Muda! Muda!
I've never said anything, nothing!
Yo, Muda, Hums might call you a good boy, but does he let you do this?
Jinxie, I'm bending over!
Hey! I tell you guys not!
Y'all got a-
Y'all are a power couple!
Oh, man!
Don't you dare touch that sh**!
No, man, that's a Hums. Get on your knees, Hums.
Get on your knees!
Hell no!
I'm not doing that!
put a second point in your E bro.
Mooda, let it crash, let it crash, let it come to you.
You want it to make him come to you, remember.
If you're close to him, you can just burst him and get out, okay?
I'll go for it first, I'll go for it first, okay?
Does that make sense Mooda?
Where did Darth Vader go to go in the show?
Careful.
He's level 5 right now as well, hold the weight if you can.
Also, I don't think this guy is bronze as well.
Being in us too.
Okay, so now you're going to look through the talks about it.
Dude, of course Mooda says skit so when it comes to Smurfing, do you care?
I see what the fuck is this careful careful see remember
Yep, it's fine
Okay, so I'll just finish your top to bottom okay, and then I'll put a big radius, okay?
Careful yeah, we need a farm right now need to find out the way shrink out shake it out. It's fine. That's that's that's that's it
You're not you three do not you three do not do not do not kill you remember you're gonna counter
So now you play for the bopters. We're gonna look on the the balls, okay, so we're just playing for the clear
I want to see short trades only now. Okay short trades only
It's no change see the goodness is that mood is freezing in sling
That means that soon we can walk down pick up all the minions that he's thankfully see
What are you doing bro?
that's all right that's okay all right yes no listen janksy it's fine cuz
Muda's just bagging about the back that he's feeding the entire enemy team and
so I'm just one player
it's only one that that's fine
I have 30 seconds left, don't worry, but Muda listen. Once you have Bork you can beat it
okay you just need to play for this. Muda, shut mid and rotate drag, shut mid rotate drag
You can buy roti roti now roti now roti now roti now
Okay, careful slow slow
Hug the edge of the pit hug the edge of the pit. We need to wait for moda. Just solve the dragon out of the dragon
Just solve the dragon just stay on the dragon and fuck everything else
Just just
This is fuck
Wait, kill it kill it
Alright now
What?
Mudo, where the fuck were you?
Yeah, I don't know.
I was on my way.
I told you to come for a minute, though.
I did, I did.
I came the second that happened.
Yeah, bruh.
Hums, hums.
He did, he did, he did, but he ulted, he ulted and he tried to get the Teemo,
but he ran away.
Which is, he still went for something.
He missed his ult, he ulted not.
No, he didn't miss.
The turret blocked it.
What?
The turret's in English, bro.
The total block is ultimate. You didn't miss.
My best one never misses.
Muda, can I be honest with you?
Yes, though.
You're kind of inting the fuck out of this game right now.
No, you're not. I swear you're not.
I swear you're not.
Don't listen to that, Muda!
Don't listen to that, my boy!
Oh, like I normally would, but...
Dude, listen, listen.
Jinxie, it's fine.
Because the problem is that both Muda and Hums
are trying their best to hold you back.
This is the reason why it's rough right now.
right now, but we can overcome the two of them, activate griefing, we got this shit.
Mura, Mura only short tries to ease and you help us, okay?
Okay, so Jinxie, what you're gonna do is you're gonna poke here, and now we're gonna tell Mura.
Mura, these are the new terms and conditions we're laying out.
If this is not at least half HP by the time Gomp is done, your cannon is gone.
Two three, two three.
You asshole.
Okay, so now he's aware.
Now play for the Raptors is good
Now what for you can tell you right now if he alter you can tell you I'll be careful
Need to pop your pot
One this guy men bro you guys can definitely do one
Jinx has jungle camps of fun mood I can wait there are more pressing matters at the moment
Your jungle does not want to help you
Nice good dog. You see I just did that. That was really good by the way
Jinxie, play for the blue and to Gromp.
Moodai, you're just gonna have to sit there and take it for another minute.
Jinxie will be with you soon, but there's a line.
Don't stop it. Do not stop him killing you.
Moodai, he can ult you and kill you right now, okay?
You're in danger zone HP. He's a bursting champion, remember.
Okay.
Push Swivel, you can stay.
So Jinxie, play for the Gromp. After the Gromp, we're gonna look on bot.
Okay, you see.
You can make no-
This is gonna be good. Just play for the Gromp and then bot.
bot. Careful, careful. You're not walking up to them.
Okay, press W, press W instantly. W now, W now on the door.
Press B, press B.
Go for it. You have bot, you have bot. Okay.
Nice. You have E. Okay, can you hold your Q?
Yeah, wait, can you hold your Q on the map?
Now back up. It's fucked, it's fucked. Back up.
Okay, so now, yes, now just recall, just recall.
Yeah, but your two didn't matter there.
The problem was just that you need to wait until your
One range.
Can I win against this guy at all?
Right now he's way ahead of you right now.
So now you're gonna have to whip him up?
Ow, though.
We have one kill and he has 20 CS more than me.
He's farming pretty good up low.
Press up.
Let's get it so fucking grand.
Okay.
Just farming pretty good up low.
So Jyncey, what are we gonna do?
It's right now.
Yep.
You have the board?
Zachary?
I know, Jyncey, antagonize your midlaner while you're walking to your fucks.
This is the time of robot robot robot. That's it. That's it
Mura
Yo, what the fuck is going on, bro? I mean, bro. I'm like swan down to the floor. I don't know. That's it
He's in that bush. I'm up in that bottom bush. They're running right now
Do you have the way to be here, bro? If they still walk up
You're gonna walk back. Okay, Jaggen's up in about a minute
Walk back. I'm gonna lose my mind. I'm both fucking shitty ass coaches. You're not
Okay, so now Jinxie what you're gonna do is you're gonna do your rafters while you're doing your rafters
I'm gonna want you to sing a lullaby to Muda so that he feels more innovative
Okay, so now go for the wolves
Okay, so Jinxie those good news if Muda does end up dying here, which he might then you can probably catch the mid wave
No, don't don't get no he needs the way he's starving
No that's what I said if he dies, if he dies
You wanna defend yourself bro?
I mean like, I don't know, not to the socials, I don't fucking know
Like fuck this guy
Don't let him take your wave, don't, don't walk, they can't walk into you
Okay, no Jinx you, go shit on here, there's a few guys up at the end
Yeah, walk through the bushes and then I'm gonna want you to press W soon
I'll tell you what
Murphy, what's the shit
Alright, let me know, let me know, let me know
Gromp and then dragon
I think, well, I don't know, this guy's playing super aggressive when Jinxy gains his killing
Oh, Jinxy, can you help me please it?
Yeah, can I get a first contest?
You can gank first when you have your alt up, so now for now you're going to go for Gromp into dragon
Then after it's your turn to look at the game
Okay, you play safe until Jinxy has ulted, okay?
Okay guys, Jinxy's ult is up in 67 seconds
We'll play around the player after that
Wait, Muda, what number did you just say?
I
Can't go dragon
What is really strong dragon
You can kill you like that
Well walk all the way back walk all the way back to drag the dragon on a pet further further all the way up to the edge
All the way up to the edge the edge of the wall the edge of the wall. Yeah, that's fun. Okay, uh
Yeah, no mind just
I'm not sure you know, yeah just run, just run, just run, just run, just run, yeah this is gonna be bad, this is gonna be bad, the ESR
Bull! On your life, on your life, on your life, press 2, press 2, press 2, I don't think he's playing normally
Okay, switching seats, what am I supposed to do about it?
Yeah, you had to like, jag it out and then the second you saw that your team wasn't rotated, you just backed off
Nice! W, W, W!
So now what I want to do is out of base, you're gonna look for the rat down, out of base.
But why am I just alone on every dragon, I really don't understand it.
Cause you're the last character.
I shouldn't be getting 4v1ed on dragon man.
I agree with you, I agree with you, but sometimes like, this is the risk.
I feel like I should not go back here, fuck.
No
You need to go back healthy, but did you see how how when his e was down then you can look for a kill on him
He uses you to dodge it also, which I was like, okay made this time. Do you want me to get expensive in a minute?
Yes, please JC, please
Okay, go for the Raptors. After the Raptors, go for it.
He out! Nice! Just like that, Moodle. You see what he just did?
You see what he just did? The moment he pressed E, that's when you press E too.
Okay, so Jinx is low key. Don't get med yet. Go to the enemy blue buff now.
Enemy blue.
Okay, now, Moodle, you're going to hover the topside on Jinx's side, okay?
Hover the topside. Hover more on his side, just in case he needs help, okay?
Yeah.
Okay, now, do you know how to use your E? You need to save your E in case the E comes.
It's always up. That's right. Let's get the easy dogs 15 seconds. Be careful
So now what we're gonna pay for us. We're gonna pay for the blue ground
Jinxie Jinxie's helping it to be to
Yes!
Actually, the house picked up action.
He's on play.
He needs it.
I got the kill.
I got the search.
My Jody's on welfare.
He needs it.
We're actually losing, bro.
If we were going to lose the game, like, awesome.
It's OK.
We're finally losing the lane to begin with.
Honest.
I'm going to get out of my chop, bro.
Hey, Jinxy, Jinxy, listen.
Rule one of being a LAN board,
always wait to run to the single mothers.
If he's sitting on his homeless,
we make it worse for him.
All right.
Ok, I'm top now.
Press me, press me, press me.
Ok, so yeah, now we get this.
And then after which you're going to take the island and recall.
I recall.
I don't know if I want you to do that.
No, let's go back to the island.
No, back up and recall.
Recall.
Nice.
She's taking your wave.
And then I wanted to get the plated state caps.
There you go.
Now run to the blue.
Very good 2v2.
Very good.
Okay, so Jinxie, let me ask you a question. When our mid laner is on food stamps, what do we do?
Raise the rent.
Exactly, and we steal his food stamps, that way we get a discount next time we go to the grocery store.
Okay, now, Moodle, if the landlord raises the rent, you gotta kill him, okay?
So if he takes you in again, follow him in the jungle.
Yo, yo.
Okay.
Follow him in the jungle.
Alright, Jinxie, after this comp, I want you to take the ball wave.
Wait, no, but it's for the enemy bar.
You should reset. Moodle, reset.
Yeah, actually never mind. Never mind. Just go to the wall. Just go to the wall.
What could you buy? Support, right?
You can stop your base here. You're gonna stop your base here.
I feel like I want to do like an exit, like exit damage.
Yeah, but at the same time, he could kill you. You're not strong right now. You're not either there. They're baiting you.
We want to get this. Yeah. Teemo's dead. Teemo's dead.
We're gonna bait the Fizz. Bait the Fizz. Teemo's dead though.
Alright, let's push this one. Let's push this one.
Okay, I'll do it. I want to do it. I want to do it.
Yeah, there's three people that are back out back out.
It's literally three people that are back out back out.
Jinxy, what do we do to our tenants when they don't tip us at least 15% at the end of the month?
What?
We raised the rent.
You gotta tip the tenant?
What?
They got to the lawn, Lord, bro.
What?
It ain't a free service.
Alright, Jinx is on six. This game's over, but let's play it out anyways.
Careful.
Because if Jinx is on six, then that means that Jinx is on five.
He's done that every time bro like they know he's not
What the guys are doing?
What the fuck?
What are they taking on you ladies?
Go top, go top, go top. I saw you playing welfare right now.
Oh my god, what is wrong with my team?
Now he wants to take a shot at me.
Give me what you have with you.
Give me 3D1 to E, 3D1 to E.
Yeah, go for it.
Stop his base, smite him.
Why now?
Nice.
Help, help, help.
Come, you got him, you got him, you got him.
You got him. You got him. You got him. You got him. You got him.
Yes!
I'm the greatest hammer!
I'm the greatest hammer all time!
Okay, Jensy, block mid right now and steal Muta's cannon wave.
No, no.
Muta, let's try and get her. No, Muta! You have your cannon!
Muta, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't!
Okay, go for the red buff. After the red buff, you're going to recomba to the target.
Control your emotions. You're going to get trolls like this.
Control.
Keep pushing. Keep pushing. Remember?
Yeah, Muda, your coach has told you to calm down. How does that make you feel?
I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, go back, go back, go back.
It's TP, it's TP. First half, not Fetazine.
First half?
Oh, I'm carrying.
Oh, so you need to kill him, but, but, right now, he's too far back.
He's too far back, okay.
Can't you, like, fucking dive on him?
No.
Alright, now what's the deal?
I can...
First P, first P, you're wasting time.
What am I gonna do?
Muda, I want you to come dragon with me.
Okay, I got you.
I can't kill him.
He's invisible.
Kill him.
I'm gonna be able to kill everyone, but...
I
What are they use what are they use do you know?
Yeah
right now Muda go down right now now this your time here yeah now like you
such a piece of shit you got it towards the direction you want to go
what is the point of being here I'm sorry just in case they're ready dragon Muda
sold the dragon sold the dragon now for Jynxie okay
Muda, Muda, Jynxie, what do we do when our peasants disobey our orders?
I'm not, bro. I'm not stealing this fucking cannon.
Bro, they have free jack, they have free jack, they have free jack.
Yeah, just say you're out first and afterwards.
I'm not strong. I'm not strong.
Yo, do a burn, both of you do a burn now.
Muda, go burn, go burn.
Muda, you can kill him.
You can kill Muda.
Okay, get the cannon first, get the cannon first, and then go burn.
Don't know our don't know our
Okay, I guess you know what for the better. Yes, you're very nice. No, no, no, no, let's go home
Let's get the bear stop fucking crying
What a listen the good news is you don't need yes, bro
But you don't need to have a carry jungler on your team relax a little bit
There needs one instead look at the jungler diff like boot up. Can you appreciate the jungler diff?
I appreciate the jungle there. Thank you
Nice
Nice dodge
Bro, why is this how to do that that's so broken what
Oh my god
I just get killed. I don't get it. I never get it. That's fine. That's fine.
Relax! Just fucking try baby! Stop fucking trying!
God damn it!
I just made me a negative Nancy bro, like I'm fucking doing this.
Doesn't matter if we're gonna win, we got bear and shut up!
All right!
Go join my team, we're gonna fight!
Bye!
I'm gonna go bot, I'm gonna go bot, I'm gonna go bot, I'm gonna go bot.
I'm gonna go bot.
What are you doing with a list of three people?
Okay, so Jinxie, since we're at the bottom, we're gonna want to become the top.
No, no, no, you're parking wrong right now. See, you could have went all the way around.
See how you went the long way. So now you're Jinxie taking your CS.
Ping him back, ping him back.
You bitch!
Okay, so now Jinxie, take the grogson out for us, go for the top.
Don't let him take the CS. Ping him back, control left click.
T-Bots here.
Yep.
I said, move up.
Take the one.
Nice.
Press up and out, press up and out.
Double now, double now, double now.
And now go for him.
Follow the blood signs.
There you go.
Keep pushing, keep pushing.
Now, apply pressure.
Nice, you have to.
How you got to apply pressure on silence, okay?
Let's see.
Don't forget about your Ebro.
You cannot forget about your E.
Come to go.
Okay, now go top, go top, go top.
Just push top now.
Blood brunts.
They all rock.
Bro, Loki, you should chop the bastard Ebro.
your warwick's insane i'm not gonna lie thank you brother fuck no push up push up
push up stay top stay top
keep going keep going no you don't you don't have alt even if you're part of
it doesn't matter this is really good for you this is really good for you really
really good for you when i do something this game
sir he's getting the turret by he's just really good keep pushing keep pushing
keep pushing no he's a push fucking push keep pushing it's really good for you guys
I'm going to kill the first one
Yeah, yeah, it's really good. Keep pushing, keep pushing
I saw you guys want to reset
Get a little more charge
Mura, get ready, get ready to reset
Get as much points as you can
The moment you see somebody coming towards you
Mura, run, keep hitting it until you see somebody
Run!
Okay, so now Jeng is going to the bush and I'm going to be called
If he takes you deep, you E and you try to kill him
Kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him
Careful, got W
Yeah, turn, turn, turn, turn.
Okay, so you have fire commandant for death sands, then go to the red buff.
Muna, legitimately, what the fuck have you done this whole game?
I'm not even kidding!
What have you done?
I literally broke all the fucking down fucking bottom lane turrets.
Yeah, yeah, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
It's all free, you fucking shit came out of that.
Okay, so Jengzee, so Jengzee, the good thing is this, I've moved up all the turrets to take gold so that he gets so bad as liner.
You're panicking, you're not so old.
How's that gonna do?
It's just the calendar picks to be so hard.
Yeah, but you can bait out his E.
If you E and keep auto-tacking, he's gonna use his E.
The moment he uses E, that's when you ult.
Okay?
You know, this is great and all. Just get a kill, bro.
Seriously.
I was waiting on that.
Okay, so now, Jax, let's do the countdown and then we'll come to the shot.
I'm gonna fucking tweet.
This guy speaks to me one more time.
Time's up. I'm gonna fucking-
It's okay!
Listen, listen, listen, listen.
It's okay.
It's like-
Get the crap, get the crap, get the crap.
When you're girlfriend, it's just yelling at you to say,
Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. Let's say just, you know,
I don't know.
Well, like, I don't know more than that.
I just took all my kills of games.
It's fucking pussy. Jesus.
Look, there's four kills off me, bro.
Fuck this fucking game.
No, but he's playing.
You guys are playing good.
Hey, so, Jax, you go bot. Go bot.
The bad news is your midlaner is solutionally.
He has three assists and he's accusing him
of stealing four kills.
Don't fuck shit about my student contest.
Your student is fucking delusional, huh?
My student is playing amazing.
Ain't that right, big ass?
Yes, yes, that's right.
Yo, this game is playing like a big P.
Hopper motor then the bush in the bush out brown. I mean yeah, it's my it's my it's my it's my it's my it's good
They sell coming kill me kill me. I try I try I say keep on come on nice go for more kill me not
This is right there, but I
I'm fucking damn it
Let's watch more. Let's watch murder
You have to be quick, you have to be quick, that's fine, that's fine, you kill the Valkyrie
but you can use it on the, you can be faster on the Valkyrie and not kill the enemy.
We're good, we're good.
Yeah, that's right, that's right.
Jynxxy, Jynxxy, I want you to say, yo, Muda, Hums keeps calling you Big M, but this
game you're playing like a big P.
Bro, you can hear me bro.
Yo, Dodges, are you stupid?
What are you playing wonderful?
You're playing wonderful, bro.
Even in a bad matchup, even in a bad matchup, you're still playing.
So what are you gonna do here Jaxus? You're just gonna walk there?
So you pop, so you pop and then get it, pickaxe.
Okay go top, go top, this is free.
Okay man what should we do here now?
Go for the clutch, go for the clutch.
Yes good, you go top lane, ping anyone who's top lane out.
A thousand people top though.
Well ping him out.
Please play better.
I'll just see your face, baby.
Jaycee, take the car yourself.
Yeah, I swear to God, if you ever saw a sticker of my game, bro, I'm gonna fucking shit on you until I die.
Bro, I got the merch done, bro. We are not playing.
My fucking voice.
You're getting mugged by an iron.
So when I looped the cellphone, it's an iron, but when it's fucking down, you were talking about it.
You're always sending mootahs. It's always sending drop-a-wort.
Okay, so Jaycee wants it.
I'll send some of the mootahs.
The blue thing no, you see that blue flower. Yes. Yes hit it towards the bear. We're gonna walk in. We need you bro
We're playing for cop get in here. Get shit
The cop the cop the cop
He's blinding you can't use your auto-sci-fi. That's all
That's all
Nice
Nice, we're sorry. Press. I'll be press. I'll be don't go in yet. Don't go in yet
Yeah, please
Yep
Use the green point right there. Green point right there. I'll bump you above you hit it
Let's click it and then walk on it. Yes. Thanks. Yeah chase him chase
Eat it eat it eat it
Very good. You see that's he press you
Nice
Fuck you! Come on, let's beat them shit!
God, you're so worthless!
I'm behind you!
It's me, go to the bathroom!
Chase him, chase him!
He's gonna come to you!
That fizz better die, Muda!
One lucky, that fizz better die!
One lucky!
Eat you! Eat you!
Muda!
Chase him, chase him!
Muda! Muda! Muda!
You ass!
He flashes, okay.
No, no, Muda, okay.
Muda, you're not ass.
No, you're not ass!
He was in Q range!
No!
That was a valiant effort right there, Muta!
Very good!
Valiant effort?
I'm getting fucking hinted, Humps!
No!
He got it!
He got a good flight of doughs!
Why did you just owe him 10 of my mid laners, brain dad?!
Oh my god, I have more kills!
I'm gonna be outskill my mid laner, you fucking pussy terrorist!
Dude, I'm gonna be honest.
The only valiant effort this game is Muta towards the fucking World Hunger, bro,
so hard that he's feeding everyone this game.
So go for, go for the tops of our folk here.
He's feeding all the hunger.
Hums, you better shut your bitch ass up right now.
We talked him about time before that.
He has 70.
Okay, Hums.
Fine.
When we want the IRL to settle the bet, I get a shotgun.
You get brass knuckles.
Okay.
I want you to look for the bot side
So no change to listen you're gonna play for your bot side afterwards look on the look on the dragon
Or the crap
Yeah, you guys didn't kill the ima don't forget like yeah, miss misfortunes the biggest
Jinx you walk in Jinx you walk in there walking here. Yeah, we're here
Nice good. Oh, it's good. Oh
Where are you? Oh my god
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Why did you do it so long?
Because I come at the perfect time, bro.
Yeah, let's go baiting, you fucking piece of shit!
Never late.
Hurry up!
Never late, we never, but never late is better.
Some of the time is money, but we'll spend it together.
Bro, stop singing, Jake, and focus on the game.
You're showing off.
Bro, I thought you said it's a trap.
You're always following me, right?
Yep.
So now Jinx, you flamed your midlaner for making the wrong call again.
No, that was not the wrong call. He was taking the wave and he had a good flank again.
Wonderful move. Good job.
Always play for yourself, Muda. Do not play for your team.
Now you want to reset here. Go back. Go back. Now you can go to dragon, okay?
So now Jinx's out of base, you're gonna walk dragon then Baron.
Well, actually, no Muda, you press B. Let them do the dragon.
No, no, they can stop your base here. They can stop your base here, Muda.
They know you're dead. They know you're dead, Muda.
I just run into the dragon. Are you a copper? I said it 30 seconds ago. I mean, yeah, we don't
God damn it. You fuck you. Oh, you don't need to go. You don't need to go. Press me. Press me. Press me.
We don't need a hundred people on drag.
Double one, double one, double one.
Oh my god. So Jaxx, you don't bitch and dragon. That would have never happened. I hate you.
Yeah, exactly. Yo, Muta, I fucking hate you.
Wallahi!
I literally said just go to the dragon and now it's stolen!
You piece of shit!
I'm just a vessel of my coach, my coach told me not to go so I'm just a vessel of my coach, sorry.
Hums, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Yeah, can you say like, can your coach talk to my coach? That's not a me problem, that's my vessel of my coach.
Listen, I told my vessel to go B, to be fair, so I'll take that one to the tip.
Oh, he's about to be a vessel for a Jinx, he's not a piano performer like that again.
He's like, he's over for four minutes.
It's okay, it's alright. They got Baron though, that is not good.
Yeah, backup. Jinx, you go for the right bus.
You're in your script in you again
What's up, what are they trolling your team should be toppling with you right now? You're one-man army, okay?
play by yourself okay I'll turn the face off the face off the face off the face
off the face
uh close
that's the team most true this ultimate it just basically just like oh nice pretty stuff on our mind okay that's okay
this is mine we can heal up
I get to fucking help
Jesus
MOOOOO NOOOOO
something wrong with this guy genuinely
I'm gonna back up back up back up
Macro I'm working micro bro chill
It's all the way around you're doing macro they're doing
Yes, you can move to go get him ignite
Ignite, okay by the side stage up. I'm gonna not try to base here look for the blue
me sell you pickaxe it's one of the components all right so what do I do all
left click them that dance to be honest golden needs I don't know my okay you'll
have it by then you're spawning in 30 seconds so you'll you'll you'll have
enough go wait wait wait more
well played with all the mazes 8.2k damage right there terrorist I'm a
Terrorists wait hums hums. Yeah, what's 8.2 minus?
1.5
No, I feel not four times I shred a guy
Walkman no no hum sentiment
No, dude, fuck the team Oh, he needs to be mad right now
Jynxino Jynxino Jynxino Jynxino
Jynxino
That the red buff that the red buff I don't know if you don't get to me and I'm gonna beat your head
And you see that? Oh your motorized grabbing it. You see that circle thing? Oh, he just took it
He just took the bus
I
The buckhouse pussy and one side of you and everybody was just focusing
That's quite the stress of it
No, you know Jesus all the one out you I respect that
I was kind of teamed up jinx and Senate. Let me just watch you guys. They need to press on
Yeah, that's our hearts with fucking cancer is what they need to be blessed with
Okay, listen what we need guys is when you just grew mid mood
You need to get more than just a one-man alt and it needs to be on the misfortune
I agree with you, you can do it better, you fucking terrorist, buts, buts, true is not bad bro, come on.
Bro, he got the same base, same base, don't buy anything, I want you to buy a pot, okay?
Press that, press that, press that, press that, press that, press that, press that, press that.
Whole tab, whole tab, I want to see you buy another.
Yeah, I'm gonna buy another pot here.
Okay, now go mid, everybody group in that spot, just group in that spot here.
You know you're gonna press it during a before fight, okay? Okay, I'll let you know what to press to okay?
I go by here. No you need to keep your team mid
Just push something top top push one more wave mid. No, they don't need to play proper macro
They just seem to like be on the on the fight as fast as possible. It's bronze
There's no minions man they can't run.
There's three people here before.
There's four here.
Send the bush.
You guys here send the bush and just die.
Press two.
Alright we have to order this perfectly.
Yeah, I got it bro.
You have to order the MF or the Vel'Koz.
Ready?
I'm ready.
Just the MF.
Okay, I think it's win. I think you guys win this
I think I'm gonna give my fortune.
Yes!
Yes, I'm just yet.
Kill the minions.
Yes, do burn.
No, no.
They can't.
No, yes they can.
Go in and hit Ben Baron.
In and hit Ben Baron.
It can throw like this.
I agree.
Just go bare and motherfuckers off there shut up!
Shut the fuck up you fucking fucking racist!
I'm not gonna be shouting at your top 10!
My culture's a top 10 character!
You are a master!
Shut up!
And don't do a bearish!
No, no, I'm not saying like that!
You've been in valor and without the wind trading you fucking piece of shit!
Shut the fuck up you fucking asshole!
I've never wind-traded a place to eat!
Every single game!
Okay, play for the burn and then just fucking recall!
You better just play for the fight!
Hey, you listen to my coach, okay?
Shut up
Guys
That was really good engagement guys, are we just gonna skip over the fact that we're not just said Bob
Oh
Wait for center wait for center lock it wait guys did not win yet. Hey attention
Somebody's a push on top. They should just a run me
Yep, you guys need your center. Yes, it's gonna 45 without the center
I think at this point you guys just five five like the right macro would be mood of splitting but I feel like I was gonna die
Try to heal on me just wait a second wait for a second
Let me heal up. Let me heal up. Just add life steal
Go on the MF again. You can
W and R and W and R and W. No no no no no no no no no no
No. Yeah, I don't see the MF.
They're sending up a lot of traps and they're not letting you guys engage them.
Yo, I think we just push the one we just go on.
Yeah, okay, Jhinx, you go bot, Muda go stop.
Okay
I'm gonna show you yeah, it's
Press me press me now press me now. Hey get that pussy get that pussy get that pussy. Oh
Okay, we jinx this could be good this could be good
Yep, yep, yep
Okay, guys the law he
Listen, listen, listen, listen you guys just don't fight and plop numbers. Okay?
Do not fight. Okay. I don't know what to fight back up jinx back up
They're coming to play you guys, okay
Alright, that's alright. They don't get nothing on this. We just don't get nothing with Baron, which is okay
Look, we just need the next dragon, right?
Yes
Wait more than a prog to try to end the game here, I'm not gonna lie.
Actually, put on.
Yeah.
Oh, you need to press B.
I better get back.
Get back, get back, get back!
Get back!
Come back, come back, come back!
Okay, give this in it, give this in it, you're gonna play under these two turrets.
Okay, GenC, GenC, click on the yon, click on the yon circle, the yon circle in the middle of your screen where it says back in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, anything.
Just play under these two turrets.
Okay, do not walk through.
In the middle of your screen, in the middle of your screen.
Game choose, game choose, game choose, you're bringing it to go on the Valkaz, go on the Valkaz, go!
Okay, I'll get your mid, your mid, see what's happening, your mid.
Nice! Nice, Muta! W!
E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e!
Very good, Big M! Very good, Big M!
Let's go, let's go!
Muta! He's working on me.
Let's go.
He's going to win!
Ah!
Muta said BOTLONG! He said he's going to win!
This guy definitely went crazy!
I'm coming up coming up coming now elder now elder now coming up coming. I'm gonna end of the game if we get this
Would have said voila he never
1000 400
You have to try to go in Muro.
One more, one more, one more!
Okay, Genji, I'll be...
I'll be...
Help him, help him, Muro.
Q?
Keep hitting, keep hitting, help him!
Yes!
Good shit!
That's my boy!
He's dead, he's dead!
Genji, back up and just hit the minions.
Hit the minions.
Oh no, he doesn't end yet.
they ready with jarred
i'm not squadred
wait wait wait
misfortune misfortune
no no no no
they are just back off
reset it reset it reset it reset
play bearin play bearin play bearin
they are jugglers they are for 30
we are not in GAD
jixie im gonna press B
im gonna buy an item
I
Have to be better to go like
The thing is I'd rather have more go on BT so so we understand is limits with BT because he usually goes all time
Okay
Yes
I'll go bot.
They might clear that one.
Just push out top Jengzee.
You can end him with the top lift.
Push, push up, push up.
They cleared it out.
I'll go top and you go bot.
No, you go top.
No, no, no.
Push, push, push.
Push top with him now.
Cause they want to go bot.
Let's go Jengzee.
It's still two people.
It's still two people, okay?
You guys ain't end yet.
Stay away from that vine.
Stay away from him.
Go on him, go on him.
Ignite.
Careful mother, careful.
He's gonna kill you.
Careful, careful, careful.
Nice, nice.
Don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't stop moving stop moving stop moving
Stop moving
But it just pushed away a little bit in the game here
When you're holding up W in the RDM map
W right now in the RDM map W in the RDM map
How many more of us?
All three, all three
Good
Yes!
Yes it's a turn of the turn!
Yes!
And then then!
Yes!
We played a little bit of fours, a little bit of jump, a little bit of League of Legends,
chat.
Love y'all boys, bro.
Guys, another day, another W stream.
As y'all boys know, in three days, we got the hardcore Minecraft marathon with Ron
in person, he's going to be in my room.
Chat, love y'all boys, man.
And that was stream number 512 in a row.
Tomorrow's 513.
Chat, we're coming close to two years.
Love y'all boys, and I'll catch you in the next one.