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Is Ron is going to be playing with zero fucking armor. He's not allowed to have any armor whatsoever

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but if

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Okay, so if any of us die at any point in time throughout the Minecraft marathon, we have to reset, okay

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But in the end both of us have to die

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Chat, how many days will the Minecraft marathon take if Ron has no armor be honest

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son GG sub-a-thon laggy AF OMG it's lagging it's not like for me on a pick three days 30 days

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guys listen Ron will have no armor how many days eternal pixie to get about gifted but yeah if

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it takes a week it's kind of cinema do you know what I'm saying if it takes a week it's kind of

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said about I'm saying this now and like in a week I'm gonna be fucking miserable

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literally I'm saying this now but in a week I'm gonna be fucking miserable you

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look like an uncooked chavak by the way what is an uncooked chavak

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What's the point of typing this, man?

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What is the point of typing this?

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Stop streaming your voices annoying.

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Okay.

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Never touch a driving game again.

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So you know what's funny is I was actually thinking about breaking out fours of tonight.

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I was actually thinking about breaking out fours of today.

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Yeah.

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Guys, I was good at driving.

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How good was I on a scale of the one to 10?

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Mom of Dendi, think of it a time.

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C2, think of it a time.

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Ethan, think of it a time.

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Yoda, think of it a time.

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But yes, chat today.

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In two days, in literally two days, 48 hours, me and stable Rinaldo are doing a Minecraft

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hardcore marathon we can't end until we feed it.

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Rod is going to be in my room.

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We literally got him a whole ass setup back there.

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Rod is gonna be in my room.

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Now chat, here's the question.

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Should me and Ron sleep in the same bed together?

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Type yes or no?

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In the least zesty way possible,

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should we sleep in the same bed?

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Yes, okay.

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I knew this was gonna happen.

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Moga, think of it as a plan.

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Cads, you can do one.

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Okay, yes, I'm seeing a lot of guesses.

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Okay, yes with stream. Yeah. So we're literally going to have, we're going to be, dude, if

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Ron has no armor, we might actually be in this room for like a week. I'm not even kidding.

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This can be bad, but we'll see bro. We'll see what happens. We'll see what happens. We'll

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see what happens. I really don't know. I really don't know what's going to happen. Because

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Bro, Ron's good at Minecraft.

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I'm terrible at Minecraft, okay?

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I'm literally shit.

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So if we, if Ron has no armor,

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like I'll have armor cause I suck.

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But if Ron has no armor and like maybe

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would I use a shield, like this could take,

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this could take a week.

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I think seven days is like the maximum

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of what I would be able to take

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before I literally lose my mind.

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I've never streamed for seven days straight.

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The longest I've ever streamed for was Red Dead Redemption, and that was four days.

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That was four days.

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Guys, this could literally be the longest jinxy stream of all time.

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I'm not even kidding.

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Literally, bro.

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Your face is so punchable.

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Check Marlon.

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What's going on with Marlon?

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What's going on with Marlon?

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Is he alive?

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I don't see it. I don't see it. Oh, there he is. There he is.

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What's he doing? What? Whoa. What is he doing? Oh my God. What is he doing, bro? Oh my God.

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This is last day for challenger challenge stuck on Dante's really quick. This is Dante's last day for challenger

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There might actually be a fucking chance

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There might actually be a fucking I'm not gonna call them in discord. I just want to call them really quick and check in I

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Just want to call them really quick and check in chat as you guys know don't that's hasn't till 1159 tonight to get challenger so eight hours

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Let me call them really quick

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This number has called.

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Leak check Twitter.

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Leak check Twitter.

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Chat, say Jiddie, call him, phone.

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This number has called.

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Chat, chat, say Jiddie, Jiddie, call him.

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Call Jiddie.

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Ghost Parker.

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Report ribbon.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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I'm gonna let him lock into the chat. I'm gonna let him lock in. Well, he has to delay. He has to delay. I forgot he has to delay.

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guys out of there.

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Bro, what is this guy listening to?

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If I'm on the second report one side, Jinx is calling.

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What is this guy listening to?

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Stop that.

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Call me real quick.

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Jinx is calling on your phone.

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Real quick.

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Wait, give me a second.

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I guess my phone is charging.

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Dude, chat.

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Who thinks he can get challenged tonight?

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If he doesn't get it by midnight, I get to bend him over my knee and spank him in Florida after the Minecraft marathon.

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I get to spank him and I'm not gonna lie. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little bit excited for that.

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Dude, why the fuck do you guys insist on buying?

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There it is.

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I'm not buying anything!

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Yo.

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Don't test. What's up?

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I'm not buying anything.

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Yo.

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Today's the day, today's your last day.

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Jamesy, what if I told you that I woke up this morning and I'm now in a five game win streak?

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What do you know what I mean?

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Yes, bro.

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Dantez, listen to me and listen to me clear, bro.

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You have eight hours in 10 minutes.

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Well, actually seven hour, no.

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My brain's too small for this.

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Let's make it eight hours, let's make it eight.

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You have eight hours and 10 minutes to reach challenger.

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down tests how many wins do you need right now or five away I'm gonna

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periodically check in bro I yo I'm just gonna let you lock in do your thing

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lock in if you don't get challenger today by midnight you have to come to

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Florida and I'm gonna bend your money and spank you do you understand and if I

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I hit challenger, then I got to hit your G-spot better than anyone else has ever had.

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Yo, but like, here's the thing, you're insinuating that someone, yo bro.

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I thought only girls had G-spot, one.

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Hey, wait, wait, James, your phone died, what'd you say?

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I thought only girls had a G-spot, besides the one.

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Listen, bro, no one's ever hit my G-spot buddy, but Dante, if you get challenger tonight, I might allow it.

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I got you. It's like, now I'm going to lock in for that, bro, you're five wins away. Good

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luck. I'm just going to let you lock in. I'm going to keep periodically checking on you.

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You need to take over every game. Okay. Okay.

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Do you see? I'm about to walk in Master Ian to come. That's really good for Master

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Ian.

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Don't do it. Lock in Hecarim.

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Yeah. Hecarim is even worse. I already walked in Ian.

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Diana. Diana.

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Yeah, our team is full of pd. I already locked in you.

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Okay, Don't test. Good luck, bro. Good luck, man. And I'll see you.

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All right, I'll see you, JC. Thanks.

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He's so cute. He's so cute. He's so cute. Okay, chat. There it is, guys.

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I need a couple of y'all to be hawks in Don't test street. If he's one win away from challenger, I need you to let me know.

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Because if Domtaz is one win away from Challenger, we have to watch that game live.

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Like, I'll stop anything I'm doing to watch that shit, bro.

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I'll leave, if I'm in a league game, I'll leave, Drew Levin, turn off the stream right now, don't watch this.

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I would literally go AFK and Fountain to watch Domtaz hit Challenger.

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So yeah, chat, we're going to do Minecraft bases. Guys, like I said,

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If you want to send in your Minecraft base, put it in the Discord.

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Guys, join the server, mods, xmagemarkdiscord, xmagemarkdiscord, join the server.

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We do a bunch of shit in here.

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Join the Discord server.

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We are sending, send in your Minecraft faces.

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The mods are going to look through them now.

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In about 20 minutes, I'm going to go through the Minecraft faces.

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All right.

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In about 20 minutes.

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Before that, I'm going to run away from 500 or you know, in chess.

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five hundred and one chess.

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I'm one win away from five hundred and one chess.

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I am one win away from five hundred and one chess.

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As you can tell the title of the stream is the greatest gaming session of all

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time. This isn't cap. This isn't a joke.

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The only way to start this off correctly is getting five hundred and one chess.

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If we win this game, I will be exactly five hundred and one everybody locked in.

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This is the rank-up game

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Okay, I was gonna say if he does the push variation, I already lose now low key chat is it better to just get my queen out

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I think it's better to just get my queen out. You know what I'm saying

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Lock it everybody focus problem

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If you're not already put your hand on your wiener, okay in GTA, you know what I

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I have a feeling I'm going to blunder if I do this, I have a feeling I'm going to blunder

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if I do this.

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I just released that.

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I can't.

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I can't.

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I can't.

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Guys, I just feel like it's my favorite little game.

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I can't blunder my queen.

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I can't blunder my queen.

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All right.

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This guy is developing better than me, so I probably already lost the game just because

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of that.

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You know what though chat?

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It's better.

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Oh, this guy's so fucking cringe.

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All right, we're going to develop.

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Just everybody calm the fuck down.

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Listen, I'm not here to lose.

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This is the 5-0-0 game.

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This is the moment we've been waiting for.

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This is all those hours of training.

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Oh, I'm getting fried livered. How do I stop this? How do I stop the fried liver? How do I stop the fried liver?

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I actually don't know what to do. How do I stop the fried liver?

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I think this stops it.

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Okay, I think we found the only move that stops fried liver in that exact scenario.

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If he takes...

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Bro, this guy...

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Wait a minute, this guy just sold.

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This guy just sold.

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Oh my god!

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Yes!

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You're a fucking idiot!

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What are you doing?

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Bro, we should be on the pawn now.

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We should be on the pawn.

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We should be on the phone now, we should be on the phone.

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I'm 99.9% sure we're on the phone.

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Chat everybody, lock in, okay, here we go.

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Okay, so this is interesting, here's what's going to end up happening.

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Wait, dare I say?

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Could I just push this?

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It doesn't blunder anything. It just forces the knight to move.

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Yeah, but there's always a better move in this scenario, chat.

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Mokey, though, I actually don't know if there is.

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The problem is we need to relieve this tension here because then we can get our bishop going. He just blundered.

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We didn't blunder, but he gets his night out.

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I get rid of his bishop, but now we relieve the tension

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because,

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now chat, guess what?

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I have this.

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Chat, I have this, which threatens this,

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and then this sees this,

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but then I can also get this going,

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and then this bishop goes, let me castle.

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All right, remember, I only went on a losing streak

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because I couldn't attack.

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Fork, fork, fork, fork.

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Fork.

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Wait, wait, is that not a fork?

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What?

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If I do this, he has no checks.

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This is not check, this is not check.

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Fork, fork!

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That's a fork, right?

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He has to lose a night, no matter what he does.

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He has to lose a night.

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Oh my God, this guy's so fucking bad.

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Yes. I'm so glad I'm not playing against like one of those God tier.

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We're good.

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Pond covers Pond.

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We're all good.

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Now we take this night right here or this night.

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We're just gonna see which one he moves.

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We're all good.

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This guy.

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He's being so cringe, bro.

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I might not be able to take the night.

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He's being so fucking cringe, bro.

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You're so fucking cringe, bro.

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Nah, he ended up forking me anyways.

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This guy's such a piece of shit.

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Bro, this guy's a piece of shit.

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Listen, he takes my rook.

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I take his night.

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What happens now?

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The thing is chat, he's gonna win my rook, but his knight is kind of useless now.

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His knight's in the corner.

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I think we can still win this off of pure development.

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It's not a winning position though because we lose our rook.

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Wait he- what?

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Wait what?

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Wait, I have queen takes check.

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Oh my god, this guy's so bad!

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What are you doing you dumb-

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check. Oh my God, this guy's so bad. What are you doing? You dumb.

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Glad everybody in the chat sounded a good time.

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you know what's crazy chat is even though I'm down one I even though I'm down a queen I'm only

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down one material guys this isn't the end of the world guys we can castle long ways listen bro I

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have the heart of a lion that's one thing about me Jack I'm gonna make him earn this fucking win

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Whoa, he's earning it. Okay, he has takes, takes. I'm just gonna castle. Guys, all I'm

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gonna say is, even though I lost my queen, I'm only down one material. Not bad! Chad,

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not bad at all. Everybody calm down. Chad, whose position would you rather be in? He

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has two rooks that are not activated. He has two rooks that are not activated. Chad, whose

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This should be out of the end.

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You, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his.

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OK, guys, show a little support here.

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All right, keep it.

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Yes, yes, yes, you fucking dumbass.

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How do you blunder your queen?

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Oh, well, I did the same exact thing.

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All right.

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Chat, now we won the game.

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We got 530 low in probably the least deserving way possible.

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But Chat, I'm going to be completely honest.

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I don't even give a fuck.

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We actually just got 500 low in the worst way possible.

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Now we just got to close out the game.

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All right, move this pawn to get this vision to vision a.

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Amazing.

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One of that hangs the rook.

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But honestly, I would trade a rook for a bishop right now because I'm up eight material.

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And the game's just going to kind of end.

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Okay, hands up doing this.

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This is totally fine.

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Okay.

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I have, wait, this is such a nasty check.

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I think with this check, we win a Rook.

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Take, he can't take.

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Yeah, we win a Rook with this check.

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Guys, remember, what is our job when we're out material?

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Just trade, bro.

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Yep, we win a Rook.

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Now we have...

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We have this because this sees this I can see myself losing this. I'm not even kidding.

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I could definitely see myself losing this chat.

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All right, we have another trade here.

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If he lets us trade we trade.

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What we got to do is trade, trade, trade, trade, trade, trade, we win.

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I have a Rook check here, doesn't really accomplish much, but it does freeze in.

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Okay, he ends up taking the trade.

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Now we have check.

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Okay, we have check.

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What is our goal here though?

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What's our goal with this check?

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We have to be asking ourselves these questions.

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We have threatening the Rook.

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Bro, I have to get my, I have to get his paw on his.

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He might not see it.

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Can I not even get it?

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He might not see it.

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He saw it.

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It's fine though, that night's protected.

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That night's protected.

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little little little little little.

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Well now the night's not projected, shine some.

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All right, I think in the end game, we just stack up

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and we just push, stack up, push, stack up, push.

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All right, now everything's protected.

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This is there with the little...

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You just blunder...

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All right, this guy's ass.

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This guy's literally ass.

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Okay, now we eat the pause and we end the game.

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We do not stalemate.

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We do not stalemate, do you understand?

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No matter what, we don't stalemate, okay?

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No matter what, we don't stalemate.

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This is gonna be our queen right here.

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take a bow. This is our queen right here. This is our queen. I have a feeling I'm gonna

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fuck this up. Nah. The king can't even get close because look, oh that's actually so

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well played. Yeah, I play that so well actually with the bishop vision. Alright, we have check.

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check, check, ladder mate coming shortly. Let's get our ladder mate ready. Check. He has this.

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and latter me now you resign now

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500 yellow

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500 yellow guys come on come on come on dog like that's how you start off at

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day. All right, chat. Listen up. Send in your Minecraft basis. High buys or no,

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well, not anymore. High buys, lock down the server. It's time. Chat. High buys,

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bring me to the starting point. Chat, the last time we did this was two years ago

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and it's only right that we do this before the Minecraft marathon. Guys,

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We are going to be rating your guys's Minecraft bases, man.

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High-vives, bring me to the starting point, baby.

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All right, guys, let's see, bro.

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Here we go.

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All right.

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So chat, RB Reddy.

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Chad, have you ready to type an R in the chat?

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Chad, have you ready to type an R in the chat?

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I'm seeing a lot of arts.

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Okay, chat, listen to fuck up, man.

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Listen to fuck up.

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Here we go.

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All right.

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I'm ready to go.

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All right, I'm ready to go chat today. We are going to be raiding your Minecraft bases,

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y'all. Today we're going to be raiding your Minecraft bases. If you're watching this in

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YouTube, like and sub yo bro again, let's not make this one of these days where everybody

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It just strolls.

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Check.

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I'm five foot 11, 162 pounds.

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Okay, five foot two, or 10.

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No, no, not two.

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Not two.

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Don't even start.

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Okay, next base set of the day.

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Here we go.

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He has chickens with enchanted armor.

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And what are these little baby dragons?

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Dude, Minecraft has changed so much over the years.

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I don't even know what that.

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This isn't a Minecraft base. This is brain rot, bro. This is literally whoa. No way you built this

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Okay, but Chad here's the thing

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Did he build this in creative?

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I'm gonna say there's a ninety nine point seven percent chance he built this in creative

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If you built this in hardcore, you're the coolest person ever

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No, he built it in creative because he flew chat see he flew he flew he flew

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Okay, this is Aura. This guy recreated his own village. What? Oh my god, Minecraft is

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such a go-to game. Chaluk, he's got the chimneys going. Okay, this guy's the winner right now.

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This guy's the winner.

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Dang!

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Wait a minute!

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Bro!

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He built like a whole, like, we built like a whole palace.

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Days played four hundred and fifteen.

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Oh my god!

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You spent over a year on that.

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Yo banana!

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If you go to Google and search up best Minecraft base, I'm obviously going to see the Google search buddy.

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You're not going to win. You're closer to getting banned buddy.

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I did all of this in a survival realm. Chat, this is Kat, no.

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He said he did all of this in a survival. This has to be Kat, no.

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If this isn't, chat, is this cap?

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If this isn't cap, I think you're the winner so far.

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Eternal.

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Whoa.

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He's got the nether portal.

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Dude, how can he ever die?

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Chat, if you build walls like this,

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isn't it literally impossible to die in Minecraft?

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If you build these walls, isn't it literally impossible?

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What could kill you?

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What could kill you here?

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What could kill you?

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A creeper.

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Yeah, right.

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Phantoms, phantoms?

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Guys, how would a creeper kill you in that scenario?

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Okay, this is definitely ripped off Google

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because you can see how it looks, bro.

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Look.

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Yeah.

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Yo, bro, we said send in your Minecraft faces.

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Not rust.

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Is he gaming on a switch?

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That is a switch.

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Cap.

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There's no way you built this.

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There's literally no way you built this.

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I refuse to believe this isn't pulled off of Google.

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Chad, is this cap?

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Is this cap?

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Yeah, this looks like one of those YouTube tutorial thumbnails, buddy.

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Oh my God.

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1099 days. Did he build a gigantic enderman? What 1099 games played and he's on the PS

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Bro, what is Bill chat? What is this? It's Minecraft days, but I don't even know what

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MC days is chat. Okay, this guy showed his health bar, which means it's legit. Yep. Okay,

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This is kind of sick.

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Bro, this looks really safe too.

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He's like in a mountain.

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That one looks safe.

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Whoa.

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Okay, now we're talking.

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Bro, this guy has an island resort Minecraft base.

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Okay.

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Okay, very clean.

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Yeah, this is just beautiful.

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Chad, look, he has the sluice staircase up the stairs.

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He's got the chess here.

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He's got the chimney going.

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He's got, I mean, this is just a beautiful Minecraft base.

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Me, how this is beautiful.

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I could see myself living here.

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That is beautiful.

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Why would you build a base in sand?

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I don't understand.

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Why would you do that?

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Yo, season.

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Look, bro, I'm not trying to be a bully here.

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I'm really not.

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But bro, how do you expect to win?

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How do you expect to win the contest with this?

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Season, this took five seconds.

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I could have did this.

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Dirt block, dirt block, dirt block, dirt block,

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crafting table, wood, wood, wood, wood door.

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Like bro, I don't bully guys.

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I'm not trying to bully.

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I'm not trying to bully him, but this took five seconds.

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A zombie would have his way with you.

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A zombie would have his way with you here, man.

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Okay, now vid, okay.

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What is this called, chat?

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Like cherry blossom.

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This is very, this is very, it's giving very slay.

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Like this is very cozy and sweet and wholesome.

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I like this.

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And bro, it looks like it didn't take you

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extremely long to do.

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Okay, you took a picture, which is great,

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but I can't even see your base.

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What are these things?

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Are these things little jigglypups?

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Chat, what are these things, man?

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I have so much to learn about Minecraft

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Fortis Marathon.

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He's got these little jiggly pups.

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Something light.

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What?

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OK.

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Why is the tree floating from the roof?

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Bro, some of y'all's bases are giving me CTE.

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How did he get the sky to look like that in Minecraft?

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How did he get the sky to look like that?

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That doesn't even make sense.

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Is that AI?

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Shaders.

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Bro, you can get the sky to look like this?

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What?

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Oh my God, you win.

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If this is legit, you win.

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What?

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Brother, this looks like it's straight out of Sea of Thieves.

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Bro, it might be legit. He has multiple images of this. This is the winner so far. Bro, it might like, dude, is this real? What do you guys think? I think it's legit, bro.

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Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Is this not the attack on Titan Village? Is this not you

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remade attack on Titan in Minecraft? Bro, this is the attack on Titan Village. Because here's

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the center building and then here's like the church this is a sack on Titan what

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bro is this job what is it called again what was it called Shigansuna yes this

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is Aaron's hometown okay nevermind this guy's the winner yo magic you're the

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winner right now you're the guy to be oh my god 10 out of 10 creativity bro

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seriously

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Okay.

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What is the point of this?

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Bro, what is Rhea Rhea? What is your goal to?

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To cook 5,000 chickens. I mean, what is the point of this buddy buddy?

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Okay, I knew this was gonna happen. Yo guys

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Take this serious, bro. Come on

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You're not going to win with this, man. You're not.

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Okay, this is giving like, this is giving slay. This is giving very slay. I'm not even going to hold you.

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Colosseum inside of the snow. Very nice. Very pretty. I'm looking for one that catch it.

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You mean to tell me you we gave y'all a five-day notice on this and you built the Darth Maul.

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In five days chat he built the Darth Maul or we what do you mean winner this guy doesn't

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win crap okay wait but okay unironically though this is kind of how I imagine the Darth Maul

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to look. I'm not even gonna hold you. Okay, I think this guy's the winner so far, actually,

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where we keep changing our winner every five seconds, but whoa, the lighting looks so good.

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How do you get your Minecraft to look like this? What? Bro, how do you get your Minecraft to look

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like this? This is beautiful. Oh my God. How do you do that?

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Bro, do you want to be slapped across the face, bro?

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Legitimately.

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Yo, guys, my nose isn't that wide.

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You gave me like a double barrel shotgun nose.

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What is that?

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Whoa.

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Okay, this is clean.

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It took him 306 days to build this.

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Me, how beta 306 days?

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Dude, he lowkey built like a penthouse though.

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He literally, bro, this is so cozy, man.

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This is why Minecraft will always go down as probably the greatest video game ever created

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because you can always just play Minecraft.

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There's always something new to do.

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You know what I mean?

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There's always something new to do in Minecraft.

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How long did it take?

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What? Okay, that's off Google. Okay, this is very party. He gave multiple pictures too, so you know it's real. Very nice, very cozy.

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guys again I'm not being a bully I want to be clear what I said is I'm not El

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bully but guys how do you expect to win if this is your base you're not going to

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win the base contest seriously yeah I'm not being a bully what do you mean

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winner how is this the winner

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He built the one piece ship.

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Okay, that is actually sick.

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Oh my God.

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What is this, bro?

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What?

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No way.

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No way you built this.

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There's no chance.

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What?

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How long did this take?

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Oh my God.

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How long did this take?

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What?

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Okay, now we're getting to the good basis.

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We're getting to the really.

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Me and my friends made this during one of our most iconic two week minecraft faces.

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German flag.

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I'm guessing y'all are from Germany.

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Bro, wow.

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Look bro, it looks like a little furthest from Clash, literally.

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Oh my god, you got a bridge going over the water?

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Bro, Minecraft is such a good game, bro.

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OK.

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Dude, I'm looking for a base that just automa-

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It's a picture of Oregon.

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Dude, I'm looking for a base that just automatically wins.

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Like just catches my attention and immediately wins.

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Okay, this guy built a lighthouse.

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This is literally beautiful.

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He built a lighthouse next to his house, beautiful.

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Bro, and I like that.

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Some of y'all, wait,

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how did he get this guy to look like this?

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Is this the shaders again?

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Bro, no way shaders could do this.

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Yeah, is this AI or shaders?

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What?

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Crap, no way you built that.

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Yo.

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What?

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Holy aura.

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Bro, he built a fricking castle.

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And this guy takes multiple pictures

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so you know it's not enough Google.

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Yo, this is like Skyscraper from Oregon.

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I'm not even kidding.

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Look at this absolute beauty.

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Oh my god.

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Beautiful.

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This is beautiful, man.

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OK.

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OK.

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I don't know if that's off Google.

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Yo, bro, we're doing raiding your guys' bases.

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And this guy took a picture of him loading up the game.

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Is he in a car?

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Where is he?

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Yo, when did Minecraft's graphics get this good?

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When did Minecraft's graphics get this good?

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Bro, what?

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This is so purty.

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Oh my god, another castle.

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Shizzle, you built this!

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You built this!

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Oh my god.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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I know this.

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I know this.

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This is, that's ruins.

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This is coastline.

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No fucking way.

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Guys, this is coastline from R6.

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This is ruins.

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This is hookah balcony, this is the window, this is VIP balcony, oh my god, this is literally

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so creative.

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You pulled it off Google, you piece of crap, bro, I thought he built that for a second.

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Chad thought he built that for a second.

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What a piece of crap.

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Okay, chat. You guys love your cherry blossom trees. I respect it says does.

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Okay, this is also very nice.

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Dude, I wonder if somebody's ever built like salty springs or like tilted towers in Minecraft. I'm sure somebody has. I guarantee you somebody has done that.

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Yo, this is, oh my God.

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He has a floating island chat this reminds me of Appa and Avatar.

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This reminds me of Appa.

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How's he floating on this?

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Oh my god, bro.

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Y'all have some crazy bases.

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Holy.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

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Bro, I think he actually built this too because you could tell this isn't from Google.

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You could tell he took a picture of his monitor.

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What?

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Oh, it's a little snowman. Look at him. It's a little snowman, dude.

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Oh, this is sick.

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Or he built a ship?

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I would show interior for the Death Star, but there is no interior, yuck.

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There's a Darth Maul skin in Minecraft and he's building the Death Star.

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That is so sick!

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Oh my god!

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Bro!

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Is this the winner?

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I don't know.

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He built the Death Star?

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Dude, I lowkey forgot my crap could actually be this sick.

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Chad, he built the Death Star, man?

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Oh my God.

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That is class royal royal arena.

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He literally built royal arena.

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Oh my God.

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Yeah.

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Not only did one guy build the Darth Maul.

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Your guy did.

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Y'all had a five day notice.

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How do you even do this?

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What?

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Colosseum that's fire.

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Yep.

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See, Zay.

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Zay, listen, bro.

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If you put a sign on your base that says no creepers, it's only going to work.

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If the creepers can read but guess what's a the creepers can't read brother. It's gonna blow you up buddy. What is this?

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Okay, this is also sick

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Yep

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Okay, okay, there's legitimately no way you go this

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He only has one image of it. His discord name is goofy. His in-game name is goofy, bro. I think he built this

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How?

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How do you have that much time to build this? How many days did you spend on this like two years?

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bro

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It's a schematic unstable SMP oh

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Okay, okay

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Some of them are work in progress. The emerald part of the river took two shulkers of full emerald box.

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The castle is the main base.

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Dude, I wonder what's like the craziest base somebody has ever built in hardcore.

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Okay, didn't somebody send this? Well, maybe it's just a staircase.

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Bro, maybe it's just a staircase. I actually don't know.

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Is that a floating weiner? What even is that?

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Best friend slash brother-in-law's house, nephew's house. Oh, so cute! Look, he couldn't even build anything.

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My house.

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Sisters house. Oh, wait. Oh.

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Wait.

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Do you think I...

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No! You did not build this!

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What?!

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No way!

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What? There's no chance, man! What in the f... Well, that's the other guy. The other guy

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I sent that.

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Look at it, it's a big chicken.

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Yeah, I just, yo, yo, yo, price.

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You ripped a picture off of a YouTube thumbnail

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and then crudely pasted me as a sperm head in the water.

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Like I'm gonna see that, man.

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Obviously, man.

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I'm, this is cozy.

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Throw it so cozy in here, I just wanna get a blanket.

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I wanna get a blanket and go to sleep.

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He has a TV with Netflix.

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This is so cozy in your house.

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What?

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Cozo, this is sick.

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He has a helicopter on top?

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Cozo, this is sick, bro, I'm not even kidding.

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This guy has a whole-ass village, very nice.

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See bro, there's some bases where you see them and you know it's like, okay, somebody

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definitely built this, but there's other ones where it's like, it's not even possible.

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What?

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There it is, yo bro, this would literally take a year of your life.

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There's no way.

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What?

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Among us, okay, okay.

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Sasi baka.

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Sasi baka.

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Miho, miho, beta.

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Dude, I want to find like the clear as day winner.

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Chad, who's your guys' winner so far?

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What in the f- No way you actually did that.

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It actually looks real.

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At 4 a.m. he posted this?

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Bro, why does it look so re- Chad, it looks so real!

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What?

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The Death Star? Yeah, I kind of agree. The Death Star or the first Darth Maul guy. I don't know between those two.

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Either the Death Star or the... This is the third Darth Maul of the day. This is on my one million day hardcore world.

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Yeah, right. Bro, chat. This guy said he's been in the hardcore world for a million days.

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Does anyone buy that?

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Whoa.

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Whoa.

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The Darth pickaxe 210 day twitch streak, by the way.

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Yo, this guy's now see this is realistic because this guy's been playing for all he's got a puppy. Oh my god

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So cute look at the cutie. That is so cute

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Jack this is realistical bro

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456 days played and it's a nice house. Well done triple J. Proud of you, bro. That is beautiful, man

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Took me 50 days to build hope you like

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Yeah, buddy. I'm not buying that for a second. This did not take 50 days. He's got a puppy

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named James. Oh, look at him. Whoa, bro, this is actually sick. This is actually sick. Bro,

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He has a big glass house.

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That's so sick.

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Voss?

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Bar.

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This guy built a McDonald's.

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No way, no way that's real.

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Like I feel bad, cause like one of these is real.

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First off, is this even possible to do?

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I don't even think it's possible to get a torch on a door.

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Check, is that actually possible?

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Seriously, dead ass.

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I've been working on a 2-to-1 scale Minecraft Titanic by myself, using deck plants and trying

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to get as realistic as possible for around a month.

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I'm planning on a full interior and exterior.

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It could be used as an awesome Minecraft base.

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he loved and broke you with a great content.

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You inspired him to take so many people

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that might be struggling in life.

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Oh my God.

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Oh my God.

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He's going, he's in the interior too.

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Yo.

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This looks one of one like the movie.

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Brother.

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That is actually insane.

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Yo, is this guy the winner or the Death Star guy?

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Bro, I think this might be the winner

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because the Death Star guy didn't do the interior.

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This guy actually started the interior.

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This is so fire, bro.

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Oh my God.

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Yo, I'm not gonna lie,

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this guy's the winner right now, bro.

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Jesus.

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I have this. Bro, this doesn't look real. This doesn't look like you built it. What?

55:46.100 --> 55:57.060
Wait, wait, wait, wait. What is that? Another right chest plate. What in the fuck? What did

55:57.060 --> 56:11.700
he bailed? Chat, what is this supposed to be? Guys, what is that supposed to be? The

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Death Star? What? I don't know what that's supposed to be.

56:22.980 --> 56:32.980
What is that supposed to be?

56:32.980 --> 56:34.980
Holy cow, dude.

56:34.980 --> 56:39.980
Bro, some of y'all have some insane bases, bro.

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Bro, somebody literally sent this earlier, man.

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What the?

56:45.980 --> 56:48.980
What is this?

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What the hell?

56:56.980 --> 56:58.980
Chad, I don't even know what this one is.

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What?

57:00.980 --> 57:03.980
Dude, okay, this is beautiful.

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Arthur, I don't even see your face, buddy.

57:16.940 --> 57:19.100
It looks like a house, but it looks like it's off Google.

57:19.700 --> 57:23.500
Yo, this is sick.

57:25.140 --> 57:26.260
He showed the deaths.

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Is this real that?

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We're no way I'll actually build this, right?

57:35.020 --> 57:35.780
Wow.

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Bro, Minecraft has crazy graphics.

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If you actually turn it up, like if you have them 2022,

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our boys week phase of Minecraft.

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Cute vase, nothing much.

57:47.620 --> 57:48.980
See, but this is what it's all about, bro.

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This is what Minecraft is supposed to be about, man.

57:51.460 --> 57:53.220
Just playing for two weeks with your friend

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and forgetting about life and building a cozy vase.

57:56.260 --> 57:57.220
This is cozy.

57:57.220 --> 57:58.740
You built it in the trees?

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I like it.

58:00.100 --> 58:01.060
Very cozy.

58:03.940 --> 58:04.420
Barra.

58:08.260 --> 58:10.660
Okay, I've seen this image like five times.

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Guys!

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This is the OG Google wallpaper and he built it and okay.

58:22.620 --> 58:41.120
Dude, I think my winner is still going to have to be the, um, the, okay.

58:41.120 --> 58:45.040
If this is real, you win.

58:45.040 --> 58:48.960
Brother, he fully recreated Coastline.

58:48.960 --> 58:55.360
Like what?

58:55.360 --> 58:58.120
But like, my chat is saying it's AI.

58:58.120 --> 59:02.720
Aw, I don't know.

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I don't know, man.

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Yup.

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Okay.

59:09.060 --> 59:13.380
This is one million percent AI.

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One million percent AI.

59:15.920 --> 59:20.060
This is not real at all.

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Wait.

59:21.260 --> 59:35.060
You can make AI Minecraft faces?

59:35.060 --> 59:36.060
No.

59:36.060 --> 59:37.060
No.

59:37.060 --> 59:44.820
Guys, guys, do you realize he just did this?

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Do you realize, like, this is from 10 minutes ago.

59:50.580 --> 59:51.580
What?

59:51.580 --> 59:59.080
I have to rethink everything.

59:59.080 --> 01:00:00.580
But how is it floating?

01:00:00.580 --> 01:00:03.380
That doesn't make sense.

01:00:03.380 --> 01:00:06.120
Yo, yo, yo, yo.

01:00:06.120 --> 01:00:19.520
the hell is this bro some of these are cray cray sister some of these are cray

01:00:19.520 --> 01:00:31.920
cray all right this is AI like bro what the hell is this all right I have our

01:00:31.920 --> 01:00:40.640
winner. I think the best basin of the day is the guy that made the Titanic or the Darth

01:00:40.640 --> 01:00:45.280
Maul. A lot of these are AI. A lot of these are pulled off. Like, what the fuck is this,

01:00:45.280 --> 01:00:50.320
bro? What the fuck is this, bro? Literally. A lot of these are AI. A lot of these are pulled off

01:00:50.320 --> 01:00:57.040
Google, man. A lot of these are unstable on SMB. Chat, what should we play, bro?

01:00:57.040 --> 01:01:00.440
Oh, should I jump in Forza?

01:01:00.440 --> 01:01:03.560
Like, should we set up the wheel again?

01:01:03.560 --> 01:01:04.520
Should we do Forza?

01:01:04.520 --> 01:01:07.280
Should we do Rocket League?

01:01:07.280 --> 01:01:09.120
Guys, let me know when Don says this one-off challenge

01:01:09.120 --> 01:01:10.880
or by the way, I'm a good single.

01:02:57.040 --> 01:03:18.740
Tonight I want to show you all a a a what you got all right chat what should we do I

01:03:18.740 --> 01:03:23.900
could get in rocket league because I'm probably going to get a league like later I could get

01:03:23.900 --> 01:03:31.420
in Rocket League I could get in Forza chat like what should we play bro what

01:03:31.420 --> 01:03:38.260
game should we play I could play our set I'm seeing a lot of people are saying

01:03:38.260 --> 01:03:48.260
Forza though a lot of people are saying Forza chat what do you guys think I'm

01:03:48.260 --> 01:03:52.260
I'm going to get on League later, like in a couple of hours.

01:03:52.260 --> 01:03:54.020
Rocket League or Forza?

01:03:54.020 --> 01:03:57.300
What do y'all think, bro?

01:03:57.300 --> 01:03:57.820
Hi, guys.

01:03:57.820 --> 01:04:00.060
I unplugged the steering wheel, so I

01:04:00.060 --> 01:04:01.420
might need a little help with that,

01:04:01.420 --> 01:04:03.380
but I think I know how to do it.

01:04:03.380 --> 01:04:04.740
I think I know how to do it.

01:04:04.740 --> 01:04:09.100
Guys, Rocket League or Forza or R6?

01:04:09.100 --> 01:04:09.900
I'm down with that poll.

01:04:09.900 --> 01:04:11.340
That's a good poll.

01:04:11.340 --> 01:04:13.540
Guys, I only played Forza for like 20 minutes yesterday.

01:04:13.540 --> 01:04:15.300
I want to play a little bit longer.

01:04:15.300 --> 01:04:16.620
MTS, think of it at a time.

01:04:16.620 --> 01:04:19.320
Stoner, think of it a brand. Snow, think of it a brand.

01:04:19.320 --> 01:04:21.620
Guys, I have a whole a steering wheel, y'all.

01:04:24.060 --> 01:04:26.260
Play Counter-Strike with O'Neil. Is O'Neil on?

01:04:30.140 --> 01:04:31.380
Chat, vote, vote, vote.

01:04:32.740 --> 01:04:35.260
Okay, people are saying four's up.

01:04:35.260 --> 01:04:36.620
All right, chat.

01:04:36.620 --> 01:04:38.580
All I gotta do is plug in the wheel.

01:04:38.580 --> 01:04:40.100
Are you guys ready?

01:04:40.100 --> 01:04:43.220
All I gotta do is plug in the wheel. That's it.

01:04:43.220 --> 01:04:45.500
Yo, hidemind, I'm gonna call you really quick.

01:04:46.620 --> 01:04:52.140
Wait, let me call my brother actually.

01:04:52.140 --> 01:04:55.140
My brother set up the wheel.

01:04:55.140 --> 01:05:00.740
Yo, yo, I'm streaming.

01:05:00.740 --> 01:05:04.260
Yo, how do I do the wheel?

01:05:04.260 --> 01:05:06.820
I want to set up the wheel again.

01:05:06.820 --> 01:05:12.660
All I gotta do is plug it in and screw it, right?

01:05:12.660 --> 01:05:20.660
Yeah, yeah, put it back on the desk and then screw it tight and then use those three plugs to plug it in.

01:05:20.660 --> 01:05:26.660
Okay, glue it in. Wait, wait, wait, put it in the desk?

01:05:26.660 --> 01:05:30.660
Yeah, like slide it back into the desk and then screw it tight.

01:05:30.660 --> 01:05:33.660
Slide it back in. Pause.

01:05:33.660 --> 01:05:34.660
Yeah.

01:05:34.660 --> 01:05:41.660
Okay, slide it back in and then screw it tight. Where is the screw?

01:05:41.660 --> 01:05:45.660
It should all be connected. It's all together.

01:05:47.160 --> 01:05:48.160
Miho.

01:05:48.660 --> 01:05:50.660
Wait. Oh, I can't see.

01:05:50.660 --> 01:05:51.660
Okay.

01:05:51.660 --> 01:05:53.660
Now, how do you do a screw?

01:05:54.660 --> 01:05:57.660
Bro, slide it in. Is it in the desk?

01:05:57.660 --> 01:05:59.660
Bro, you gotta stop saying slide it in.

01:06:00.660 --> 01:06:01.660
Just do it, please.

01:06:01.660 --> 01:06:04.660
I, yeah, okay. Okay, pause. I slide it in.

01:06:04.660 --> 01:06:05.660
I slide it in.

01:06:05.660 --> 01:06:09.660
Okay, so it's on the desk the same way it was yesterday, right?

01:06:09.660 --> 01:06:13.340
yes yes it's on the desk the same way it was yesterday

01:06:13.340 --> 01:06:15.420
and screw it in until it's tight

01:06:18.140 --> 01:06:23.660
okay pause yet again bro just follow the directions

01:06:23.660 --> 01:06:27.980
okay i'm screwing it in one second bro is it tight or is it loose

01:06:28.860 --> 01:06:35.100
pause oh my god bro god damn hold up

01:06:35.100 --> 01:06:41.100
Okay, Miho, I'm screwing it.

01:06:41.100 --> 01:06:46.100
Yeah, is it getting tighter or looser?

01:06:46.100 --> 01:06:48.100
Righty tighty or lefty loosey?

01:06:48.100 --> 01:06:53.100
Just go one direction and hope for the best.

01:06:53.100 --> 01:07:01.100
All right, hold up, Miho.

01:07:01.100 --> 01:07:07.660
Is it is it not working? Yeah, it's getting tight. It's getting tight. Yeah, keep on going

01:07:08.460 --> 01:07:10.460
Okay, bro pause come on

01:07:11.900 --> 01:07:13.900
It's tight

01:07:14.860 --> 01:07:17.260
Bro like come on you got a bit better words

01:07:23.580 --> 01:07:29.660
Yo, come on bro come on like what is this a sex scene?

01:07:31.100 --> 01:07:33.340
I don't know how I can describe it.

01:07:33.340 --> 01:07:36.660
Okay, I'm screwing it until I can't go anymore.

01:07:36.660 --> 01:07:37.500
Yeah.

01:07:37.500 --> 01:07:38.700
Okay, I can't go anymore.

01:07:38.700 --> 01:07:39.860
Yes, I'm here.

01:07:39.860 --> 01:07:40.700
I'm there yet.

01:07:40.700 --> 01:07:42.500
I'm bad at climates.

01:07:42.500 --> 01:07:43.900
No, no.

01:07:43.900 --> 01:07:44.740
Okay.

01:07:44.740 --> 01:07:47.220
I'm plugging the three plugs.

01:07:47.220 --> 01:07:49.780
Okay, now, okay, okay, yes.

01:07:49.780 --> 01:07:51.180
Does the order matter?

01:07:52.620 --> 01:07:53.460
No.

01:07:57.900 --> 01:07:59.760
Okay, I put in the first screw?

01:08:01.100 --> 01:08:03.100
Uh, what? The plugs?

01:08:03.100 --> 01:08:04.600
Yes, yes, yes.

01:08:04.600 --> 01:08:06.100
Ports, ports.

01:08:06.100 --> 01:08:07.100
Yes.

01:08:08.600 --> 01:08:10.600
Okay, they're all in.

01:08:10.600 --> 01:08:12.600
It's all inside.

01:08:13.600 --> 01:08:14.600
All three of them.

01:08:14.600 --> 01:08:16.600
Yes, they're all in.

01:08:16.600 --> 01:08:18.600
Now, do I load up Forza?

01:08:18.600 --> 01:08:20.600
Yeah, should work.

01:08:20.600 --> 01:08:24.100
Turn on the, uh, the, uh, the wheel.

01:08:24.100 --> 01:08:26.600
It's a button on the back of the wheel.

01:08:27.600 --> 01:08:29.600
It's called start-stop.

01:08:29.600 --> 01:08:31.600
Boom! I clicked it! Yep!

01:08:31.600 --> 01:08:33.600
No, hold it down.

01:08:33.600 --> 01:08:34.600
Hold it?

01:08:34.600 --> 01:08:35.600
Yeah, for a couple seconds.

01:08:35.600 --> 01:08:37.600
Oh, it lights, lights, lights!

01:08:37.600 --> 01:08:39.600
Alright, you should be good, bro.

01:08:40.600 --> 01:08:41.600
Me home.

01:08:41.600 --> 01:08:44.600
Wait, but there's no more lights. They were there for a second.

01:08:49.600 --> 01:08:51.600
Done, done, did it, did it.

01:08:59.600 --> 01:09:01.600
No, no, nothing.

01:09:01.600 --> 01:09:03.600
What does it say?

01:09:03.600 --> 01:09:05.600
Bro, I have a fucking bulb spot?

01:09:05.600 --> 01:09:07.600
Hi, guys!

01:09:07.600 --> 01:09:09.600
What the fuck?

01:09:09.600 --> 01:09:11.600
What does it say?

01:09:11.600 --> 01:09:13.600
Bro, it just does dot dot die.

01:09:13.600 --> 01:09:15.600
It just does three white dots.

01:09:15.600 --> 01:09:17.600
Huh?

01:09:17.600 --> 01:09:19.600
It just says dot dot die.

01:09:19.600 --> 01:09:21.600
Wait, hold up.

01:09:21.600 --> 01:09:23.600
Hold up.

01:09:23.600 --> 01:09:25.600
Oh, oh!

01:09:25.600 --> 01:09:27.600
PS5?

01:09:27.600 --> 01:09:29.640
PS5, PS4, PC.

01:09:29.640 --> 01:09:32.000
Okay, okay, I've slowed down, slowed down.

01:09:32.000 --> 01:09:35.520
You see the knob on the right side of the wheel.

01:09:35.520 --> 01:09:38.840
Yes, next to the GR button, right?

01:09:38.840 --> 01:09:41.600
Yes, but yes, it's the bottom right one.

01:09:41.600 --> 01:09:44.200
All right, I put it down to PC.

01:09:44.200 --> 01:09:47.680
Yes, turn it down to PC and then push the knob in.

01:09:49.320 --> 01:09:50.160
Done.

01:09:51.200 --> 01:09:52.600
Done, you're all done.

01:09:52.600 --> 01:09:54.400
It's good, I can play now.

01:09:54.400 --> 01:09:55.480
Should be working, bro.

01:09:55.480 --> 01:09:57.280
Guys, nice.

01:09:57.280 --> 01:10:02.280
Okay, bro. That's awesome. All right. Now it says CBGH. Does this matter?

01:10:03.720 --> 01:10:07.560
Yeah. Just, just forget about it. You're good. Okay.

01:10:07.920 --> 01:10:11.240
Chat. One of the chat is to give it a crash. All right. Thank you, bro.

01:10:17.240 --> 01:10:20.680
Hi guys. I'm going to clock your tea, bitch.

01:10:21.960 --> 01:10:26.360
Okay. Chat. I'm not going to lie. I had a lot of fun driving yesterday.

01:10:26.360 --> 01:10:29.860
Guys, this is good practice so that I can drive in real life.

01:10:33.860 --> 01:10:35.860
Alright, I pulled the paddles up.

01:10:35.860 --> 01:10:37.860
Check if you're ready, type 1.

01:10:38.860 --> 01:10:40.360
Woah, wrong monitor!

01:10:40.360 --> 01:10:42.860
High-fives, we need it in the other monitor!

01:10:52.860 --> 01:10:54.360
My camera, no!

01:10:54.360 --> 01:10:55.360
There we go.

01:10:56.360 --> 01:10:58.360
Yeah

01:11:06.360 --> 01:11:09.240
Chad here we go lock the fuck in y'all

01:11:26.360 --> 01:11:31.360
Let's go driving guys!

01:11:31.360 --> 01:11:35.360
Alright, yesterday I didn't play good, today I'm gonna play good.

01:11:35.360 --> 01:11:39.360
Well you can't really play, you just drive.

01:11:39.360 --> 01:11:43.360
Chad, but yesterday I did not drive good, so today I'm gonna drive good.

01:11:43.360 --> 01:11:45.360
I need to get an energy drink.

01:11:45.360 --> 01:11:48.360
Chad, BRB, don't look at my gap.

01:11:48.360 --> 01:11:50.360
BRB kittens.

01:11:56.360 --> 01:11:58.360
Welcome back, Queen.

01:12:26.360 --> 01:12:55.360
Yo, Highlights, no, no, no, no, no, Highlights, please, stop!

01:12:55.360 --> 01:12:58.360
Highlights, I'm not highly skilled! Please, bro, don't do this!

01:12:59.360 --> 01:13:00.360
Highlights, please!

01:13:05.360 --> 01:13:06.360
Highlights!

01:13:13.360 --> 01:13:14.360
Hey!

01:13:17.360 --> 01:13:19.360
I get it, it's a plan's worth it.

01:13:19.360 --> 01:13:27.820
where I'm date Anna here's the thing I'm about to race online against other

01:13:27.820 --> 01:13:37.660
racers chat how do I play online what is Bowie knife that's a CS knife what are

01:13:37.660 --> 01:13:43.540
y'all saying about Bowie knife I don't know what the fuck this means I want to

01:13:43.540 --> 01:13:45.540
Probably online!

01:13:50.540 --> 01:14:02.540
In my latest update, you can now utilize the Auto Drive feature, Drone Mode, World Builder, and the What's Next Suggestion feature. Let's explore that now.

01:14:02.540 --> 01:14:04.540
Okay!

01:14:04.540 --> 01:14:09.580
Here, I will recommend what you should do next.

01:14:09.580 --> 01:14:15.060
You haven't qualified for the Horizon Festival yet, so I've recommended a qualifier event

01:14:15.060 --> 01:14:16.060
for you.

01:14:16.060 --> 01:14:18.620
Select it, and I'll update your route.

01:14:18.620 --> 01:14:19.620
Okay.

01:14:19.620 --> 01:14:20.620
Okay, Queen.

01:14:20.620 --> 01:14:25.620
I have set your route to the Dirt Race event.

01:14:25.620 --> 01:14:32.620
Did she just call me Queen?

01:14:32.620 --> 01:14:39.620
Hi guys, I don't know about you two the highest in the movie.

01:14:39.620 --> 01:14:44.620
Hi guys, I don't know about you two the highest in the movie.

01:14:44.620 --> 01:14:46.620
I don't know about this.

01:14:46.620 --> 01:14:48.620
Seriously, I don't know.

01:14:55.620 --> 01:14:56.620
400 yards.

01:14:56.620 --> 01:14:57.620
Turn left.

01:14:57.620 --> 01:14:59.620
I'm on line, guys!

01:14:59.620 --> 01:15:01.620
I'm fairly on line.

01:15:01.620 --> 01:15:03.620
Guys! Welcome, welcome!

01:15:14.620 --> 01:15:16.620
Whoa, it's the Tio Geppler Park!

01:15:20.620 --> 01:15:22.620
Guys, I'm online!

01:15:25.620 --> 01:15:27.620
This game is so fun!

01:15:27.620 --> 01:15:32.140
guys I feel like I'm really dead so far but I'm not scared

01:15:33.700 --> 01:15:35.700
oh sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry

01:15:35.700 --> 01:15:37.700
I'm so sorry sir

01:15:41.260 --> 01:15:42.260
guys excuse me

01:15:42.260 --> 01:15:44.260
I need to take this

01:15:45.020 --> 01:15:47.020
what's that?

01:15:48.020 --> 01:15:50.020
oh sorry sir

01:15:51.620 --> 01:15:52.620
no

01:15:52.640 --> 01:15:54.640
oh my god how was she not dead

01:15:54.640 --> 01:15:56.640
guys I'm so sorry

01:15:57.620 --> 01:16:00.620
The graphics are so pretty.

01:16:00.620 --> 01:16:02.620
Bro, what is Bowie knife?

01:16:02.620 --> 01:16:04.620
I don't know what that is.

01:16:04.620 --> 01:16:06.620
The CS knife?

01:16:09.620 --> 01:16:11.620
Guys, this is so fun.

01:16:11.620 --> 01:16:13.620
I got a little bit of it.

01:16:19.620 --> 01:16:21.620
Oh my god, no, no, no.

01:16:22.620 --> 01:16:23.620
Sorry.

01:16:23.620 --> 01:16:27.620
Sorry, guys that was probably one of those cheap girls with all the dots.

01:16:27.620 --> 01:16:32.620
Guys, do you know the girls that drive jeeps when they have just 20 dots?

01:16:32.620 --> 01:16:34.620
Do you know what I'm talking about?

01:16:45.620 --> 01:16:47.620
Guys, maybe I should get beer.

01:16:47.620 --> 01:16:49.620
Guys, should I get beer while I drive?

01:16:49.620 --> 01:17:01.780
in game in game never in real life okay okay hi guys okay I'm gonna get beer

01:17:01.780 --> 01:17:09.860
let's see if I drive better or worse in game in game in game

01:17:49.620 --> 01:18:00.520
Okay, listen up.

01:18:00.520 --> 01:18:05.840
We don't have beer, but we have something a little bit more sleigh.

01:18:05.840 --> 01:18:14.600
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, chat, we have something a little bit more sleigh.

01:18:14.600 --> 01:18:18.080
Let's see if I drive better or worse with white cloth.

01:18:18.080 --> 01:18:20.080
I'm gonna guess probably worse.

01:18:21.080 --> 01:18:24.080
Whoa, who is this guy?

01:18:24.080 --> 01:18:26.080
Who is this guy?

01:18:26.080 --> 01:18:28.080
Bowie Knight.

01:18:29.080 --> 01:18:30.080
Hi guys, what is this clip?

01:18:30.080 --> 01:18:31.080
Oh!

01:18:31.080 --> 01:18:32.080
Oh!

01:18:35.080 --> 01:18:36.080
Oh!

01:18:36.080 --> 01:18:37.080
No, no, no!

01:18:38.080 --> 01:18:39.080
Jordan, I'm so sorry!

01:18:39.080 --> 01:18:40.080
Jordan, I'm so-

01:18:40.080 --> 01:18:52.040
Guys, but I don't know who this guy is.

01:18:52.040 --> 01:18:55.040
Everybody keeps putting this deep love emote.

01:18:55.040 --> 01:19:06.000
Who is this?

01:19:06.000 --> 01:19:07.000
I don't know who you are.

01:19:07.000 --> 01:19:08.000
I don't know what you want.

01:19:08.000 --> 01:19:09.000
I don't have any credits.

01:19:09.000 --> 01:19:15.160
credits but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have

01:19:15.160 --> 01:19:21.600
acquired over a long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

01:19:21.600 --> 01:19:33.160
I will find you and I will ram you. FH6, Forge Horizon 6. Hi Vice, I need you to do a

01:19:33.160 --> 01:19:38.120
stream sweep right now. Make sure this guy's not in the stream. Hi Vice, if you

01:19:38.120 --> 01:19:41.840
catch wind that this guy's in the stream I need you to let me know call my

01:19:41.840 --> 01:19:46.480
phone hi guys if you catch wind that this guy's in the stream I need you to

01:19:46.480 --> 01:19:52.840
let me know now boys today what we're gonna be doing is we're gonna be

01:19:52.840 --> 01:19:58.840
drinking and driving in forza we're gonna be drinking and driving in forza do

01:19:58.840 --> 01:20:07.400
not ever do this in life you will die instantly all right here we go wait

01:20:07.400 --> 01:20:14.840
there's somebody in the chat mean Bowie loves you whoa whoa whoa where is Bowie

01:20:14.840 --> 01:20:20.080
do we know where this guy is this guy in the chat

01:20:37.400 --> 01:20:42.400
This is awesome!

01:20:42.400 --> 01:20:47.400
Alright, we got him.

01:20:47.400 --> 01:20:52.400
Dude, where are you going, though?

01:20:52.400 --> 01:20:57.400
At the break.

01:20:57.400 --> 01:21:01.400
Bro, is this the grandma driving my car?

01:21:01.400 --> 01:21:04.400
Whose grandma is this?

01:21:04.400 --> 01:21:05.400
God!

01:21:05.400 --> 01:21:11.120
Shout out to Yuji Kono down at Yuji's Auto.

01:21:11.120 --> 01:21:13.640
You worked so hard maintaining and-

01:21:13.640 --> 01:21:17.720
That is why you never cut somebody off in traffic!

01:21:17.720 --> 01:21:18.720
That is why you-

01:21:18.720 --> 01:21:19.720
What was that?

01:21:19.720 --> 01:21:20.720
What was that?

01:21:20.720 --> 01:21:21.720
That's a real person.

01:21:21.720 --> 01:21:22.720
That is a real-

01:21:22.720 --> 01:21:23.720
I'm online.

01:21:23.720 --> 01:21:24.720
Guys, I'm online.

01:21:24.720 --> 01:21:25.720
Oh my god.

01:21:25.720 --> 01:21:27.120
That's a real person.

01:21:27.120 --> 01:21:28.360
That is a real person.

01:21:28.360 --> 01:21:29.440
I'm online.

01:21:29.440 --> 01:21:30.760
Guys, I'm online.

01:21:30.760 --> 01:21:31.600
Oh my god.

01:21:34.680 --> 01:21:36.240
Chapter, that is life in life.

01:21:36.240 --> 01:21:37.880
You never cut somebody off.

01:21:42.960 --> 01:21:45.000
This game is so fun.

01:21:45.000 --> 01:21:47.000
Guys, this might get game of the year.

01:21:49.360 --> 01:21:51.400
Bro, hurry up, god damn it.

01:21:51.400 --> 01:21:52.400
I'm going 20.

01:21:53.560 --> 01:21:55.000
You're going 20 and a 40.

01:21:55.000 --> 01:21:57.000
You piece of shit!

01:21:57.000 --> 01:21:58.000
How do you honk?

01:21:58.000 --> 01:22:00.000
What's the honk button?

01:22:01.000 --> 01:22:03.000
What's the honk button?

01:22:04.000 --> 01:22:06.000
What's the honk button?

01:22:15.000 --> 01:22:17.000
Where's the honk?

01:22:17.000 --> 01:22:19.000
H, I don't see H.

01:22:19.000 --> 01:22:22.000
Alright, making use of the camera I gave you.

01:22:22.000 --> 01:22:24.000
No, no, no, there's so much you can do with it.

01:22:24.000 --> 01:22:24.500
No no no!

01:22:24.500 --> 01:22:28.000
Create it. Experiment with the settings. Share it to the world.

01:22:32.700 --> 01:22:33.700
What the hell?

01:22:40.600 --> 01:22:41.700
Hold Q, that doesn't...

01:22:43.300 --> 01:22:45.300
Bro, hold Q, it's not fix it!

01:22:49.300 --> 01:22:52.100
Bowie Knight! I don't know who you are, but leave me alone!

01:22:52.800 --> 01:22:53.500
Bowie Knight!

01:22:54.000 --> 01:22:56.160
I don't know who you are, but I don't want any problems.

01:22:56.160 --> 01:22:57.100
Please.

01:22:57.100 --> 01:22:59.280
Okay, I just wanna play it again.

01:22:59.280 --> 01:23:00.120
I'm just gonna play the game.

01:23:00.120 --> 01:23:01.620
This is my second day in here.

01:23:01.620 --> 01:23:05.960
Wait, I got this.

01:23:05.960 --> 01:23:06.960
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:23:06.960 --> 01:23:11.200
He's in my chat!

01:23:11.200 --> 01:23:12.040
What?

01:23:15.880 --> 01:23:16.880
What did he type?

01:23:16.880 --> 01:23:18.560
What did he type?

01:23:18.560 --> 01:23:20.280
What did he type?

01:23:20.280 --> 01:23:21.320
What did he type?

01:23:24.000 --> 01:23:26.000
Did Bowie Knife type?

01:23:37.000 --> 01:23:42.000
Guys, I will find you, I will ram you one minute ago.

01:23:42.000 --> 01:23:44.000
No, no, no!

01:23:44.000 --> 01:23:47.000
Hi, guys! What do I do? What do I-

01:23:47.000 --> 01:23:51.000
No, no, no, no! What do I do?

01:23:51.000 --> 01:23:56.000
One minute ago! Bowie Knife, fuck off, bro! Fuck off!

01:23:58.000 --> 01:24:02.000
Yo, I have like a serial killer after me. What's this guy's deal?

01:24:02.000 --> 01:24:10.000
Bowie Knife, I'm just trying to play the game, bro. I'm literally just trying to play the game. Please, man. I've come in peace, bro.

01:24:10.000 --> 01:24:12.000
I

01:24:19.040 --> 01:24:23.180
You've heard of faster together. Yeah, of course you have what this is the place for it

01:24:23.180 --> 01:24:28.540
I'm hiding what is this you can create a group of drivers to compete with or just explore with we can do a race

01:24:29.000 --> 01:24:30.500
what

01:24:30.500 --> 01:24:32.820
I'm about to store race with the chat, bro

01:24:34.000 --> 01:24:36.000
Let's do a race

01:24:36.000 --> 01:24:45.080
High buzzers to erase with the chat.

01:24:45.080 --> 01:24:50.280
Bro Bowie Knight is in the stream, why?

01:24:50.280 --> 01:24:51.840
Welcome to Horizon Play.

01:24:51.840 --> 01:24:55.760
Here you can face off against other competitors online in a variety of game modes.

01:24:55.760 --> 01:24:58.120
You can earn levels by playing any Horizon Play mode.

01:24:58.120 --> 01:24:59.120
I didn't see.

01:24:59.120 --> 01:25:01.880
with levels, combudges for you to show off.

01:25:08.120 --> 01:25:09.520
Chat, let's do this one.

01:25:10.520 --> 01:25:12.120
Right, Horizon Race?

01:25:12.120 --> 01:25:14.520
In this mode, you will be selected for a championship

01:25:14.520 --> 01:25:17.520
in either road, dirt, cross-country, or street racing.

01:25:17.920 --> 01:25:20.120
Do well enough over the set number of rounds.

01:25:20.120 --> 01:25:21.120
Hey!

01:25:25.520 --> 01:25:27.320
So why is that your destination?

01:25:29.120 --> 01:25:34.120
Oh no, I'm driving on the left side of the road, fuck!

01:25:40.120 --> 01:25:44.120
Bamboo! Sake-based scramble!

01:25:45.120 --> 01:25:52.120
Okay, I will play this. Here we go, guys, my first ever race. How do you think I'm gonna do?

01:25:52.120 --> 01:25:56.120
How do you think I'm gonna do, cat? Rental cars!

01:25:59.120 --> 01:26:04.120
Woohoo! That's some type of rental right there! Buddy!

01:26:12.120 --> 01:26:14.120
Whoa!

01:26:29.120 --> 01:26:38.120
God damn it, what?

01:26:38.120 --> 01:26:47.120
Hi, guys, why did you have to get the bookie, you motherfucker?

01:26:47.120 --> 01:26:55.120
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.

01:26:55.120 --> 01:27:02.120
I'm going 140!

01:27:02.120 --> 01:27:11.120
I'm going fast!

01:27:11.120 --> 01:27:15.120
Jack, this is Bayone!

01:27:15.120 --> 01:27:21.120
This is not Bayone!

01:27:21.120 --> 01:27:21.840
Pay home!

01:27:22.520 --> 01:27:23.640
Is this not pay home?

01:27:30.400 --> 01:27:31.280
Am I winning?

01:27:37.280 --> 01:27:38.080
Am I winning?

01:27:46.480 --> 01:27:49.040
Wait, let's flood into the water, let's see what happens.

01:27:51.120 --> 01:28:04.320
Bro, where's our- I thought we were doing a race!

01:28:04.320 --> 01:28:15.880
Chad, did I do the race?

01:28:15.880 --> 01:28:21.080
He's not even in the race yet?

01:28:21.080 --> 01:28:22.420
You went the wrong way.

01:28:22.420 --> 01:28:23.420
What?!

01:28:35.920 --> 01:28:38.920
You're like a lesbian father of five.

01:28:38.920 --> 01:28:40.740
How could I be a lesbian father?

01:28:40.740 --> 01:28:42.240
That's not even possible, buddy.

01:28:51.080 --> 01:28:54.080
Guys, guys, I don't know. Guys, stop, guys.

01:28:57.880 --> 01:29:01.080
Whoa, I'm gonna go on the bridge. Whoa!

01:29:16.580 --> 01:29:18.080
No!

01:29:21.080 --> 01:29:28.080
No, let me in the bridge, please.

01:29:28.080 --> 01:29:35.080
Let's go in the water, why not?

01:29:35.080 --> 01:29:37.080
I can walk.

01:29:37.080 --> 01:29:43.080
Why is he not rendered yet?

01:29:43.080 --> 01:29:50.080
Are you not relaxed, Wachsman, you're not relaxing.

01:29:50.080 --> 01:29:54.080
Oh my God, it's Austin.

01:29:54.080 --> 01:29:55.080
I'm Ricky Bobby.

01:29:55.080 --> 01:29:56.080
I'm Ricky Bobby.

01:29:56.080 --> 01:29:59.080
I'm Ricky Bobby.

01:29:59.080 --> 01:30:01.080
Yo, yo, yo.

01:30:01.080 --> 01:30:12.080
When is the race going to start, man?

01:30:12.080 --> 01:30:18.080
Oh my god! When is the race gonna start, man?

01:30:21.080 --> 01:30:24.080
Brof- OH I NEED TO BE THE EYES OF THE GAME, FUCK!

01:30:25.080 --> 01:30:29.080
Bro, I feel like the racing is just gonna be snipers, bro.

01:30:29.080 --> 01:30:35.080
Guys, I'm not drunk from half of a Celsius. Everybody calm the hell down, bro. I'm not drunk, buddy.

01:30:35.080 --> 01:30:40.080
Bro, Jack, it is a difference between being drunk and being buzzed, dude.

01:30:40.080 --> 01:30:43.000
And guess what I'm not even buzzed

01:30:49.160 --> 01:30:51.680
The thing is no chap these are the charged white balls

01:30:53.280 --> 01:30:55.920
Are charged so maybe I will get drunk. I don't know

01:31:03.200 --> 01:31:05.360
I've asked you drag it to an auto monitor place

01:31:10.080 --> 01:31:22.720
It's so beautiful, man.

01:31:22.720 --> 01:31:23.720
Get some Landsharks.

01:31:23.720 --> 01:31:27.280
I don't have any Landsharks right now.

01:31:27.280 --> 01:31:31.160
I don't have any Landsharks right now, man.

01:31:31.160 --> 01:31:34.360
Jinxie, you can't drink when you drive.

01:31:34.360 --> 01:31:35.360
Yeah, buddy!

01:31:35.360 --> 01:31:36.360
That's why I'm in Forza!

01:31:36.360 --> 01:31:39.360
I can do whatever the hell I want in Forza!

01:31:39.360 --> 01:31:43.020
welcome back queen

01:31:46.940 --> 01:31:49.980
thank you queen

01:31:54.740 --> 01:31:57.700
thank you sister

01:32:00.540 --> 01:32:04.740
guys let's do the story mode why not

01:32:04.740 --> 01:32:08.500
now what's up now

01:32:09.360 --> 01:32:16.360
Mell, how's it going?

01:32:16.360 --> 01:32:19.360
Mell, what's up?

01:32:39.360 --> 01:33:06.360
We have to complete our Horizon qualifiers.

01:33:06.360 --> 01:33:19.040
This is your map. It'll help you keep track of where you've already explored. And it looks

01:33:19.040 --> 01:33:21.520
like you have plenty more left to discover.

01:33:21.520 --> 01:33:32.760
Chad, where do you go for the Horizon Qualifier? Where do you go? Just play online? Where do

01:33:32.760 --> 01:33:33.760
you go for online though.

01:33:42.280 --> 01:33:43.560
Yeah, should I do this?

01:33:47.160 --> 01:33:48.760
Horizon solo or horizon play?

01:33:49.520 --> 01:33:51.200
Should I do horizon solo or horizon play?

01:33:51.200 --> 01:34:01.200
I'm going to go.

01:34:01.200 --> 01:34:04.200
Oh, want to curate your own race?

01:34:04.200 --> 01:34:09.200
Choose your race series and car class for a three event championship in custom racing.

01:34:09.200 --> 01:34:15.200
The driver with the most points at the end of the championship claims the crown.

01:34:15.200 --> 01:34:17.760
Congratulations on our office, dude.

01:34:17.760 --> 01:34:18.600
On.

01:34:26.720 --> 01:34:28.560
Okay.

01:34:28.560 --> 01:34:29.760
So now I have it on.

01:34:29.760 --> 01:34:30.600
Yes.

01:34:30.600 --> 01:34:32.320
Here we go, here we go.

01:34:32.320 --> 01:34:33.320
We're joining.

01:34:45.200 --> 01:34:46.400
Okay guys, here we go.

01:34:48.480 --> 01:34:51.600
Being drunk and sped is not a good combo for driving.

01:34:52.160 --> 01:34:53.680
Yo bro, shut the fuck up!

01:34:57.120 --> 01:34:58.000
I'm not drunk.

01:34:58.880 --> 01:34:59.360
I'm not.

01:35:06.720 --> 01:35:08.160
Guess who's in Japan?

01:35:08.160 --> 01:35:12.720
It's Amy Simpson bringing the horizon pulse potions you love.

01:35:12.720 --> 01:35:13.280
Here we go.

01:35:13.280 --> 01:35:20.180
guys I'm driving a friggin Ford they got win the race guys will I win the race

01:35:20.180 --> 01:35:22.940
yes or no

01:35:27.180 --> 01:35:35.780
no fuck no no absolutely not bro is wasted I'm not wasting it oh John sober

01:35:35.780 --> 01:35:42.780
shit okay so why is there only one guy in here

01:35:42.780 --> 01:35:49.780
oh my first race oh my god

01:35:49.780 --> 01:35:55.780
it's a one-on-one chase good luck

01:35:55.780 --> 01:36:06.780
I thought contact was on it, what the fuck?

01:36:06.780 --> 01:36:11.780
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

01:36:11.780 --> 01:36:12.780
What?

01:36:12.780 --> 01:36:21.780
You have to hit the checkpoint, what?

01:36:21.780 --> 01:36:23.780
Oh my god, that would be a chase!

01:36:25.780 --> 01:36:27.780
Slow on the turn, slow on the turn!

01:36:30.780 --> 01:36:34.780
Chase, if you're really a man, you'll let me catch up to you. I know of a checkpoint!

01:36:34.780 --> 01:36:37.780
Chase, I know of a checkpoint! Come on!

01:36:39.780 --> 01:36:41.780
Oh my god, that would be a chase!

01:36:41.780 --> 01:36:59.220
I'm winning guys, guys I'm winning.

01:36:59.220 --> 01:37:09.100
I'm actually going to win.

01:37:09.100 --> 01:37:29.620
It's out of make or wish rates, I'm just playing well.

01:37:29.620 --> 01:37:33.140
Shut the fuck up!

01:37:33.140 --> 01:37:35.140
I'm driving good, look!

01:37:39.980 --> 01:37:40.480
Oh!

01:37:41.740 --> 01:37:42.400
No!

01:37:43.040 --> 01:37:43.900
Chase, stop!

01:37:44.160 --> 01:37:44.760
No, no, no, no.

01:37:45.400 --> 01:37:46.900
Chase is catching the scanning arm.

01:37:51.400 --> 01:37:52.400
He's right on my ass.

01:37:52.800 --> 01:37:53.800
He's right on my ass.

01:38:03.140 --> 01:38:10.140
We're gonna win!

01:38:10.140 --> 01:38:17.140
We're gonna win!

01:38:17.140 --> 01:38:27.140
I didn't know that was that tight of a turn.

01:38:27.140 --> 01:38:29.140
I don't know if that's it.

01:38:29.140 --> 01:38:30.140
Fuck!

01:38:30.140 --> 01:38:37.140
Bro, you know what I've heard?

01:38:37.140 --> 01:38:43.140
No, chase, chase, stop!

01:38:43.140 --> 01:38:48.140
Chase, chase, stop!

01:38:48.140 --> 01:38:49.140
Chase!

01:38:49.140 --> 01:38:54.140
Chase, no, no, no, no!

01:38:54.140 --> 01:38:55.140
Change!

01:38:55.640 --> 01:38:56.640
Change!

01:39:08.140 --> 01:39:09.140
I've got the gloves.

01:39:24.140 --> 01:39:26.200
you

01:39:54.140 --> 01:39:56.200
you

01:40:24.140 --> 01:40:26.200
you

01:40:54.140 --> 01:40:56.200
you

01:41:24.140 --> 01:41:26.200
you

01:41:54.140 --> 01:41:56.200
you

01:42:24.140 --> 01:42:26.200
you

01:42:54.140 --> 01:42:56.200
you

01:43:24.140 --> 01:43:26.200
you

01:43:54.140 --> 01:43:56.200
you

01:44:24.140 --> 01:44:26.200
you

01:44:54.140 --> 01:44:56.140
You

01:45:24.140 --> 01:45:49.700
This guy's a swag, but I can beat him.

01:45:49.700 --> 01:45:50.700
I can beat him.

01:45:50.700 --> 01:45:51.700
Remember.

01:45:51.700 --> 01:45:55.420
I'm the 2023 day you're up here. Don't forget

01:45:59.860 --> 01:46:01.860
26

01:46:01.860 --> 01:46:11.860
How is he so bad?

01:46:11.860 --> 01:46:21.860
Get back, get back, get back, get back!

01:46:21.860 --> 01:46:30.860
I'm in first, I'm in first, oh my god!

01:46:30.860 --> 01:46:32.860
Oh my god!

01:46:49.860 --> 01:46:55.860
They're both right on my ass. Chad, I'm so nervous. They're both right on me.

01:46:55.860 --> 01:47:11.260
You mother fucker, you want to run me off the road, you're gonna die, you're gonna die!

01:47:11.260 --> 01:47:19.340
I gotta run him off, I gotta run him off the road, this is my only chance!

01:47:19.340 --> 01:47:26.340
I thought it had an angle.

01:47:26.340 --> 01:47:30.340
I'm going to get second place because I think Chase has a GD.

01:47:30.340 --> 01:47:34.340
I think we're going to get second place because at least Chase has a GD.

01:47:34.340 --> 01:47:44.340
Unless he's got crashes again.

01:47:44.340 --> 01:47:47.340
Bro, yes, I think Chase has to keep it.

01:48:05.340 --> 01:48:06.340
I thought I was dead.

01:48:08.340 --> 01:48:11.340
Bro, I think the first place gotta crash!

01:48:11.340 --> 01:48:14.340
He's showboating. He's showboating.

01:48:26.340 --> 01:48:30.340
I was in first place. What happened?

01:48:30.340 --> 01:48:32.340
What happened?

01:48:35.340 --> 01:48:40.340
Level 26 bro, you're a tryhard. You're a fucking tryhard dude.

01:48:41.340 --> 01:48:50.340
Bro, this guy's a swag!

01:48:50.340 --> 01:48:56.380
Why are you sweating in Forza?

01:48:56.380 --> 01:48:59.620
Level 26, bro, go outside!

01:48:59.620 --> 01:49:10.780
The game's been up for a week, you sociopath!

01:49:10.780 --> 01:49:12.780
Where do you buy cars?

01:49:16.220 --> 01:49:18.220
It's pay-to-win?

01:49:18.220 --> 01:49:20.220
It's pay-to-win?

01:49:32.060 --> 01:49:34.060
Fekhati! Fekhati!

01:49:34.060 --> 01:49:47.260
Can you buy these in the Darth Maul?

01:49:47.260 --> 01:49:49.260
Twitter

01:50:01.420 --> 01:50:03.420
That's a leak I think

01:50:04.820 --> 01:50:09.840
Yeah, how much money is that I have to enrolls my steam wallet I have to enrolls my steam wallet. No

01:50:17.260 --> 01:50:19.260
Hi boys, can you buy it?

01:50:19.260 --> 01:50:21.260
Hi boys, buy the Ferrari.

01:50:21.260 --> 01:50:24.260
I'm gonna go beat. Bro, chat, let's paint a win, bro.

01:50:24.260 --> 01:50:27.260
Alright boys, don't buy it, but get me there.

01:51:47.260 --> 01:52:17.140
All right, yo, hi guys, what is this oh, oh, yeah, buy it buy it. Yes. Yes. Yes, buy that

01:52:17.140 --> 01:52:19.580
Buy that, buy that, buy that!

01:52:19.580 --> 01:52:22.360
Bro, Chad, I'm gonna get a fechakli, fechakli.

01:52:25.020 --> 01:52:27.020
Bro, I have a Ferrari now, what?

01:52:29.940 --> 01:52:31.340
Can I whip it?

01:52:31.340 --> 01:52:32.820
Can I whip it in here?

01:52:32.820 --> 01:52:34.820
35 bucks, shiisa.

01:52:34.820 --> 01:52:38.420
Forza's taxing, Chad, look.

01:52:38.420 --> 01:52:41.860
Wait, but hive mind, I only have 62,000.

01:52:45.420 --> 01:52:46.260
Do I own it?

01:52:47.140 --> 01:52:48.340
Hi guys, do I own it?

01:52:50.340 --> 01:52:51.140
No way!

01:52:58.540 --> 01:52:59.340
Ho ho!

01:52:59.940 --> 01:53:00.940
Bro, I have it!

01:53:01.740 --> 01:53:02.740
Oh my god!

01:53:03.740 --> 01:53:04.540
Guys!

01:53:07.740 --> 01:53:09.940
You can pay to win in Forza!

01:53:09.940 --> 01:53:10.740
What?!

01:53:17.140 --> 01:53:20.140
Now we got to take this thing for a spin.

01:53:27.140 --> 01:53:28.140
Whoa!

01:53:29.140 --> 01:53:30.140
Whoa!

01:53:31.140 --> 01:53:32.140
Whoa!

01:53:33.140 --> 01:53:34.140
You can go to 100!

01:53:47.140 --> 01:53:49.640
Is there a vampire guy in this game at all?

01:53:49.640 --> 01:53:55.640
The coolest things about being a private VJ is that you need all sorts of car pointing influences.

01:53:55.640 --> 01:53:59.640
And it just told me that Larry Chez is here in Japan.

01:53:59.640 --> 01:54:01.640
The Larry Chez. Yes.

01:54:01.640 --> 01:54:03.640
Now here he's shooting for a reason.

01:54:03.640 --> 01:54:04.640
Stop, stop, stop!

01:54:04.640 --> 01:54:05.640
Stop, stop!

01:54:05.640 --> 01:54:07.640
For a darkening magic, don't strain the things you have.

01:54:07.640 --> 01:54:09.640
But whatever it is, I cannot wait.

01:54:17.140 --> 01:54:19.200
you

01:54:47.140 --> 01:54:49.200
you

01:55:17.140 --> 01:55:19.200
you

01:55:47.140 --> 01:55:49.200
you

01:56:17.140 --> 01:56:19.200
you

01:56:47.140 --> 01:56:49.200
you

01:57:17.140 --> 01:57:34.900
There's one that brings in a 278.

01:57:34.900 --> 01:57:39.380
What?

01:57:39.380 --> 01:57:42.380
Guys.

01:57:42.380 --> 01:57:47.380
If we do this tuning, we can go 278.

01:57:47.540 --> 01:57:49.340
Oh my God.

01:57:52.940 --> 01:57:54.260
278?

01:57:57.380 --> 01:58:00.200
Don't mind if I do, mother fuckers!

01:58:04.700 --> 01:58:08.140
Okay, chat, I wanna pimp it out a little bit.

01:58:08.140 --> 01:58:15.140
You know me, big fan of car customization, when Horizon is in town and you're the one

01:58:15.140 --> 01:58:16.140
that's done now.

01:58:16.140 --> 01:58:21.140
Oh, and don't forget, Windows stickers make everything better.

01:58:21.140 --> 01:58:27.140
Okay, what is the best Ferrari color?

01:58:27.140 --> 01:58:29.460
White Ferrari.

01:58:29.460 --> 01:58:34.140
We could make it white and then listen to Frank Ocean.

01:58:34.140 --> 01:58:36.140
Oh

01:58:38.140 --> 01:58:40.140
White Ferrari

01:58:42.380 --> 01:58:46.300
Now the chat ready to be fall guys ready to be fall

01:59:04.140 --> 01:59:06.620
Force GT3 IS I got the wing

01:59:34.140 --> 01:59:41.140
Oh my god!

01:59:42.640 --> 01:59:49.640
Bro!

01:59:57.020 --> 02:00:02.340
Oh my god!

02:00:02.340 --> 02:00:05.620
You should check out the community designs for realties.

02:00:06.820 --> 02:00:07.740
Let's see. Let's see.

02:00:12.140 --> 02:00:16.780
Guys, your cards good. Wow. Look at that.

02:00:20.780 --> 02:00:23.420
Hey, Kat, where do you go for the community designs, guys?

02:00:31.060 --> 02:00:31.900
Community.

02:00:32.340 --> 02:00:49.420
No fucking way!

02:00:49.420 --> 02:00:51.500
How did he do that?

02:00:51.500 --> 02:00:53.220
What?

02:00:53.220 --> 02:01:00.580
How did he do that?

02:01:00.580 --> 02:01:05.580
Darth Maul? No, that wouldn't do that. Guys, what?

02:01:10.260 --> 02:01:12.580
Guys, let's check out the whole trending page.

02:01:12.580 --> 02:01:14.340
Why not, right?

02:01:14.340 --> 02:01:15.660
Search up Jinxsy?

02:01:20.580 --> 02:01:22.580
There's no way there's a Jinxsy one.

02:01:30.580 --> 02:01:52.660
Yo, are we dead ass?

02:01:52.660 --> 02:01:57.340
No, no, no, no, no, no, are we dead ass, man?

02:01:57.340 --> 02:01:59.340
Are we dead ass?

02:01:59.340 --> 02:02:11.500
How do y'all make- AHH!

02:02:11.500 --> 02:02:17.580
How do y'all make me- WHAT?!

02:02:17.580 --> 02:02:21.260
Huh.

02:02:21.260 --> 02:02:25.040
What?!

02:02:25.040 --> 02:02:31.560
You should use the jimsy car yo bro you should go fuck yourself

02:02:35.800 --> 02:02:38.480
Bro bro look at the jimsy car

02:02:44.480 --> 02:02:46.480
All time greats

02:02:49.440 --> 02:02:53.040
No, no guys guys guys actually look I'm not a contender look at this

02:02:55.040 --> 02:03:02.040
This is what happens when you search jigsie.

02:03:25.040 --> 02:03:30.200
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

02:03:30.200 --> 02:03:34.120
Yo, yo, what is this?

02:03:34.120 --> 02:03:43.880
legitimately what is this?

02:03:43.880 --> 02:03:44.880
The J.C.

02:03:44.880 --> 02:03:45.880
Mobile.

02:03:45.880 --> 02:03:53.480
Yo, guys, yo, yo, yo, are we dead ass bro?

02:03:53.480 --> 02:03:55.480
We dead ass man

02:04:20.160 --> 02:04:22.160
You have to buy it

02:04:23.480 --> 02:04:37.880
wait for realsies hey welcome to the auction house let me explain this is

02:04:37.880 --> 02:04:41.960
like a marketplace for cars you can put ones you own up for auction or be it on

02:04:41.960 --> 02:04:48.320
ones that you must have in a Ford take a look what and happy bidding

02:04:53.480 --> 02:04:56.200
This is the auto show. Best kind of shopping.

02:04:56.200 --> 02:04:58.000
Have a browse, look at what's selling in there.

02:04:58.000 --> 02:04:59.000
I can't afford any of this shit!

02:04:59.000 --> 02:05:00.000
It's made even by yourself in a car.

02:05:07.500 --> 02:05:10.000
Guys, I already have the Ferrari. Who cares, right?

02:05:11.700 --> 02:05:14.200
I'm not buying the Jamesy van! Fuck off!

02:05:15.700 --> 02:05:16.700
Look, dude.

02:05:18.700 --> 02:05:19.700
I have to...

02:05:23.480 --> 02:05:32.560
Should I have to buy this?

02:05:32.560 --> 02:05:36.200
Buy the Junko Band?

02:05:36.200 --> 02:05:38.080
How expensive is this?

02:05:38.080 --> 02:05:41.040
Guys, how expensive is the Jinxy Band?

02:05:41.040 --> 02:05:50.040
Can I afford it or is it going to tax?

02:05:50.040 --> 02:05:57.040
It's only 10k?

02:05:57.040 --> 02:06:08.040
Bro, when I click it, it just does that!

02:06:08.040 --> 02:06:12.040
It's not...

02:06:12.040 --> 02:06:21.160
You have to go to auto show first?

02:06:21.160 --> 02:06:22.840
BAAAARGH!

02:06:22.840 --> 02:06:27.120
You can't just click it and then click a buy button.

02:06:27.120 --> 02:06:35.120
Are we dead ass?

02:06:35.120 --> 02:06:37.120
Y'all are not trying to take a FUCKING BITCH OUT!

02:06:44.700 --> 02:06:47.360
It's a car in design, there was no buy button there.

02:06:48.320 --> 02:06:52.460
I know, but how do I buy it? You guys keep saying just buy it, but I don't know how to buy it!

02:06:53.320 --> 02:06:54.440
HOW DO I BUY IT?

02:07:00.620 --> 02:07:03.120
Alright, Jack, I'm in the auto show. Now what?

02:07:05.120 --> 02:07:06.160
Where is it at?

02:07:08.560 --> 02:07:14.000
Auto show dumbass! Okay, I'm the dumbass. I'm in the auto show. Now what?

02:07:15.200 --> 02:07:17.760
Oh, magic! Is magic supposed to happen?

02:07:19.120 --> 02:07:19.600
Ford!

02:07:21.920 --> 02:07:24.000
You guys have complete and total control.

02:07:24.880 --> 02:07:25.600
Ford, okay?

02:07:27.600 --> 02:07:28.560
Now what, Jack?

02:07:30.800 --> 02:07:31.920
Ford Super Band.

02:07:35.120 --> 02:07:45.920
read the chat Logan do you have CTE Logan that's what I'm doing it's in

02:07:45.920 --> 02:07:48.560
there somewhere

02:07:55.200 --> 02:08:04.400
hey chat are we done now can we stop you can't buy it I went to the fork

02:08:05.120 --> 02:08:09.120
You passed by it three times. I'm in Ford

02:08:15.520 --> 02:08:20.320
Ford Superman Ford Superman Ford Superman Ford Superman

02:08:21.800 --> 02:08:24.500
Here right here this

02:08:27.720 --> 02:08:29.720
It's 250 K

02:08:35.120 --> 02:08:39.120
I have to spend more money?

02:08:39.120 --> 02:08:43.120
Whoa, whoa, I just need that!

02:08:43.120 --> 02:08:45.120
I need CR!

02:08:45.120 --> 02:08:47.120
How do you get CR?

02:08:47.120 --> 02:08:49.120
I need CR!

02:08:49.120 --> 02:08:51.120
I need CR!

02:08:51.120 --> 02:08:53.120
I need CR!

02:08:53.120 --> 02:08:55.120
I need CR!

02:08:55.120 --> 02:08:57.120
I need CR!

02:08:57.120 --> 02:08:59.120
I need CR!

02:08:59.120 --> 02:09:01.120
I need CR!

02:09:01.120 --> 02:09:05.340
I need to see our how do you get CR what?

02:09:09.680 --> 02:09:14.100
Searching see a design yeah, but I have to buy this first after by the build and then I can buy the design

02:09:16.480 --> 02:09:20.400
The voucher gets you it the voucher gets me it actually

02:09:31.120 --> 02:09:39.920
Wait now I can buy it?

02:09:39.920 --> 02:09:46.440
I have to buy the build then buy the design yeah?

02:09:46.440 --> 02:09:48.440
check twitter

02:09:53.440 --> 02:09:55.440
I've I did I buy it

02:10:01.760 --> 02:10:03.760
Check out

02:10:06.320 --> 02:10:08.920
All right, I bought it check I bought it

02:10:13.560 --> 02:10:15.560
All right now should have vouchers

02:10:16.440 --> 02:10:23.440
Yes, yes, yes!

02:10:23.440 --> 02:10:33.440
Wait, now I can buy it?

02:10:33.440 --> 02:10:34.440
Now I can buy it!

02:10:34.440 --> 02:10:35.440
The skin!

02:10:35.440 --> 02:10:42.440
Right chat, now I can buy it?

02:10:42.440 --> 02:10:43.440
Yes!

02:10:43.440 --> 02:10:45.440
Yes!

02:10:54.160 --> 02:10:56.160
Here we go, bitch!

02:11:00.720 --> 02:11:02.720
Yes!

02:11:13.440 --> 02:11:24.960
are you good at this game yes yes I'm good bro yes oh my god we have it we

02:11:24.960 --> 02:11:31.560
have the JC car bar ah oh my god we have it

02:11:31.560 --> 02:11:34.560
Ho ho ho ho! Yes!

02:11:43.560 --> 02:11:45.560
Yes!

02:11:52.560 --> 02:11:55.560
Alright Jinxy-Ban, let's hit the road!

02:11:57.560 --> 02:11:59.560
You got to hear that?

02:12:01.560 --> 02:12:03.560
Is my wheel possessed?

02:12:13.560 --> 02:12:14.560
Ho ho ho ho!

02:12:20.560 --> 02:12:23.560
Why are you driving on the left side of the road, dumbass?

02:12:23.560 --> 02:12:30.560
Wait, we're in the pan, I hope you forgot.

02:12:30.560 --> 02:12:38.560
Wait, we're in the pan, I hope you forgot.

02:12:38.560 --> 02:12:40.560
The scar fucking sucks!

02:12:40.560 --> 02:12:49.560
What the fuck?

02:12:49.560 --> 02:12:52.560
Proud of the scar sucks!

02:12:52.560 --> 02:12:54.560
It's the Gigantic Spermhead!

02:13:12.240 --> 02:13:14.240
Move out of my way, motherfucker!

02:13:16.160 --> 02:13:18.160
You need some handings, I want them left!

02:13:22.560 --> 02:13:23.560
Hey!

02:13:23.560 --> 02:13:29.560
Tell us the pain we've got on the left.

02:13:29.560 --> 02:13:32.560
I didn't know that.

02:13:32.560 --> 02:13:35.560
Do it!

02:13:35.560 --> 02:13:49.560
Yeah, we could super this thing out, no?

02:13:49.560 --> 02:13:56.400
soup this thing out no couldn't we soup it out couldn't we just soup this fucker out

02:13:56.400 --> 02:13:57.400
up.

02:13:57.400 --> 02:14:19.600
Don't says it's four games away, I know, I know, I know.

02:14:19.600 --> 02:14:21.600
Let's tune this fucker, eh?

02:14:41.720 --> 02:14:45.360
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

02:14:49.600 --> 02:15:01.440
255 miles per hour are we dead ass. I can go 270 in the jakey van.

02:15:01.440 --> 02:15:15.160
What do you think is the best low key the first one?

02:15:15.160 --> 02:15:16.840
Yes!

02:15:16.840 --> 02:15:18.840
Yes!

02:15:18.840 --> 02:15:20.840
What?

02:15:20.840 --> 02:15:21.340
YES!

02:15:24.140 --> 02:15:24.640
WHAT?!

02:15:28.280 --> 02:15:30.280
Bro this game's expensive as fuck!

02:15:34.440 --> 02:15:37.080
This game's expensive as shit! Oh my god!

02:15:40.080 --> 02:15:41.280
Holy shit, bro!

02:15:42.140 --> 02:15:43.980
Yeah, can I buy a credit stimp shit?!

02:15:43.980 --> 02:15:50.980
Bro, they're out here to tax it.

02:15:50.980 --> 02:16:05.980
You can't afford it until- oh, you have to play.

02:16:35.980 --> 02:16:37.980
I have an M4 Coupe.

02:16:41.980 --> 02:16:43.980
You're under the doors!

02:16:43.980 --> 02:16:44.980
It's a hussy!

02:16:44.980 --> 02:16:46.980
The fucking guys are sleeping!

02:16:48.980 --> 02:16:51.980
Alright boys, who's ready to rip it?

02:16:53.980 --> 02:16:54.980
Wait, hold on.

02:16:54.980 --> 02:16:56.980
Before I get in the Ferrari!

02:16:56.980 --> 02:17:08.340
You know what, you know what, hold up.

02:17:08.340 --> 02:17:20.900
Chat, I gotta go to worship.

02:17:20.900 --> 02:17:21.900
You know what, Chat?

02:17:21.900 --> 02:17:22.900
Watch this.

02:17:22.900 --> 02:17:24.900
Watch this shit, Chad!

02:17:28.900 --> 02:17:29.900
I got a song!

02:17:41.900 --> 02:17:43.900
Hey Chad, do me a favor, lock in.

02:18:22.900 --> 02:18:24.960
you

02:18:52.900 --> 02:18:54.960
you

02:19:22.900 --> 02:19:24.960
you

02:19:52.900 --> 02:19:54.960
you

02:20:22.900 --> 02:20:24.960
you

02:20:52.900 --> 02:20:54.900
You

02:21:15.860 --> 02:21:19.840
Check how many went away is notice how many went away see

02:21:22.900 --> 02:21:39.280
How many wins away is that that's for what we need GTA I know bro GTA 6 is gonna be peak

02:21:39.280 --> 02:21:54.160
guys do you think GTA 6 is um is going to win game of the year for sure right like like like

02:21:54.160 --> 02:22:02.120
surely how about can you flip the cam I don't know why I just got I don't know why it's got

02:22:02.120 --> 02:22:12.440
two white balls. Okay, Dante's is four away. Yeah, what should I do? Should I play solo

02:22:12.440 --> 02:22:20.000
or watch Dante's? He's four away from challenger. Like, bro, I don't know. He might get it. He

02:22:20.000 --> 02:22:22.160
might get it today, dead ass.

02:22:22.160 --> 02:22:28.280
Chet, should I join this call and watch him?

02:22:28.280 --> 02:22:32.320
Oh, why is this guy just listening to hard stuff?

02:22:32.320 --> 02:22:36.120
Chet, should I play or chat?

02:22:36.120 --> 02:22:40.120
Should I play or watch him?

02:22:40.120 --> 02:22:42.160
Dude, dude, dude, dude.

02:22:42.160 --> 02:22:44.880
Guys, should I play or watch him?

02:22:44.880 --> 02:22:45.880
Run a poll.

02:22:45.880 --> 02:22:46.880
Play or watch him.

02:22:46.880 --> 02:22:47.880
Bro, he's four away.

02:22:47.880 --> 02:22:49.880
Bro, he's four away

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Guys, he's so close

02:22:56.320 --> 02:23:02.920
He's so close bro, run a pole chat should I play or watch him? He might actually get challenger

02:23:07.240 --> 02:23:12.560
Chat run a boat boat boat boat chat boat boat guys boat boat boat boat boat boat. I could join his call

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I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be.

02:23:14.560 --> 02:23:18.560
Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow.

02:25:12.560 --> 02:25:14.560
Stopping

02:25:15.020 --> 02:25:17.020
Do-do-do-do-do

02:25:17.240 --> 02:25:20.260
Max loose up and don't do-do-do-do

02:25:20.760 --> 02:25:24.180
Jack tell dad that's I'm calling it. Yeah, he called him. Yeah, he called him

02:25:25.760 --> 02:25:32.840
Bro, let's watch him hit challenger or he might fail, but I think he's gonna get it. I think he's gonna get it, right? I think he's gonna get it

02:25:34.700 --> 02:25:38.160
Yeah, Jenny called it Jenny called it Jenny called it

02:25:39.480 --> 02:25:41.480
Where we have to see him get challenger man

02:25:42.560 --> 02:25:47.760
The next day

02:25:47.760 --> 02:25:50.760
Bro what is this guy listening to what the fuck

02:25:50.760 --> 02:25:52.760
Whoa it's good music

02:25:52.760 --> 02:25:54.160
Yo Don't test

02:25:54.160 --> 02:25:56.760
For the challenge, I'm here the whole way bro

02:25:56.760 --> 02:25:57.860
I got you

02:25:57.860 --> 02:25:58.960
Don't test

02:25:58.960 --> 02:26:01.760
If you need a tug in the bathroom, I'm here

02:26:01.760 --> 02:26:04.360
If you need spiritual advice, I'm here bro

02:26:04.360 --> 02:26:06.660
I got your back no matter what

02:26:06.660 --> 02:26:08.060
I can wait one second one second

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Hold my right paw and say something

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Yeah?

02:26:09.660 --> 02:26:13.660
After this game, can you come with me like, what would you do?

02:26:13.660 --> 02:26:14.660
Uh, you want to just use my phone?

02:26:14.660 --> 02:26:16.660
No, I can't look at the pictures.

02:26:16.660 --> 02:26:17.660
Okay, okay, yeah.

02:26:17.660 --> 02:26:18.660
Okay.

02:26:18.660 --> 02:26:19.660
You all right, James?

02:26:19.660 --> 02:26:20.660
Can you screen share, Don Tess?

02:26:20.660 --> 02:26:21.660
Yes!

02:26:21.660 --> 02:26:22.660
Wait, wait, wait, let me do a delay.

02:26:22.660 --> 02:26:23.660
I need a delay, right?

02:26:23.660 --> 02:26:24.660
What's your delay?

02:26:24.660 --> 02:26:25.660
30 seconds, 30 seconds.

02:26:25.660 --> 02:26:26.660
Got it.

02:26:26.660 --> 02:26:27.660
Don.

02:26:27.660 --> 02:26:28.660
Don.

02:26:28.660 --> 02:26:29.660
Don.

02:26:29.660 --> 02:26:30.660
Don.

02:26:30.660 --> 02:26:31.660
Don.

02:26:31.660 --> 02:26:32.660
Don.

02:26:32.660 --> 02:26:33.660
Don.

02:26:33.660 --> 02:26:34.660
Don.

02:26:34.660 --> 02:26:35.660
Don.

02:26:35.660 --> 02:26:36.660
Don.

02:26:36.660 --> 02:26:37.660
Don.

02:26:37.660 --> 02:26:38.660
Don.

02:26:38.660 --> 02:26:40.720
you

02:27:08.660 --> 02:27:17.660
What if I told you that yesterday you told me, Jamesy, what if I told you yesterday you said it was going to be impossible and then today I'm 7 wins up right now.

02:27:18.660 --> 02:27:25.660
Wait, Dott has the kill count is 6-7, go Dottas! Nice! Good shit!

02:27:25.660 --> 02:27:28.660
No, no, it's not nice, bro, he stole my kill, so now I need to take his next wave too.

02:27:28.660 --> 02:27:34.660
Nice, bro, you know, what I like about you is you practice what you preach, man. You actually do this shit, bro.

02:27:34.660 --> 02:27:36.020
shit bro. Yep.

02:27:38.620 --> 02:27:41.380
John says you need to get challenger today. Today's the

02:27:41.380 --> 02:27:42.820
last day bro. Do you understand?

02:27:43.460 --> 02:27:46.620
I know, I know, bro. It's like it all came down to this

02:27:46.620 --> 02:27:49.620
moment. It's like the universe was telling us something.

02:27:50.380 --> 02:27:54.100
Yeah, bro. I don't know why. But bro, wait, what's your record?

02:27:54.100 --> 02:27:55.180
What's your record today?

02:27:55.740 --> 02:27:56.300
8 and 1.

02:27:56.460 --> 02:28:00.180
Holy shit. Wait, you're actually gonna get it. You're

02:28:00.180 --> 02:28:01.740
actually gonna get it. Don't test you're actually gonna

02:28:01.740 --> 02:28:05.020
I'm telling you, Jynxie, it might actually be fucking possible.

02:28:05.020 --> 02:28:06.520
Like, there's a chance.

02:28:06.520 --> 02:28:07.480
If you win this, you're three off.

02:28:07.480 --> 02:28:08.680
Dead-act.

02:28:08.680 --> 02:28:10.840
Yep, swear to God.

02:28:10.840 --> 02:28:12.960
What?

02:28:12.960 --> 02:28:15.000
So when you do the most demonic 1v9s

02:28:15.000 --> 02:28:16.800
that I've ever done in my entire life right now.

02:28:16.800 --> 02:28:19.880
Bro, my chat said you were 1v9ing earlier.

02:28:19.880 --> 02:28:23.640
Bro, every game has been fucking retarded.

02:28:23.640 --> 02:28:24.560
Dude, OK.

02:28:24.560 --> 02:28:25.520
Bro, don't test.

02:28:25.520 --> 02:28:28.520
I just want to say, man, even if you don't get challenger

02:28:28.520 --> 02:28:31.280
tonight, I'm still proud of you regardless, bro.

02:28:31.280 --> 02:28:35.720
really? Yeah, bro, I'll always be proud of you, man. But bro, I hope you get challenger.

02:28:36.240 --> 02:28:38.640
But does that mean that since you're part of me, you're going to go easy on the

02:28:38.640 --> 02:28:42.520
Spanking? No, buddy. Oh, it's Jack.

02:28:42.760 --> 02:28:46.400
That has six hours to get challenger.

02:28:46.680 --> 02:28:51.080
If he does not get challenger in the next six hours, he loses the challenge,

02:28:51.320 --> 02:28:55.200
which means he flies to Florida and I spank him on his act.

02:28:55.200 --> 02:28:58.600
I gave him 30 days to get challenger today's day 30, bro.

02:28:58.600 --> 02:29:01.600
And before you do it...

02:29:01.600 --> 02:29:02.600
Wait...

02:29:04.600 --> 02:29:05.600
I was gonna say, and...

02:29:05.600 --> 02:29:06.600
Yeah, I'm gonna...

02:29:06.600 --> 02:29:12.600
And before you spank me, I need to wear a diaper and fill it up like to the brim.

02:29:12.600 --> 02:29:14.600
Okay, I don't...

02:29:14.600 --> 02:29:16.600
Wait, okay.

02:29:16.600 --> 02:29:17.600
Wait, Jake...

02:29:17.600 --> 02:29:22.600
Wait, oh...

02:29:22.600 --> 02:29:23.600
Oh god.

02:29:23.600 --> 02:29:25.600
Okay, I'm okay now.

02:29:25.600 --> 02:29:27.600
Alright, I'm good.

02:29:27.600 --> 02:29:29.600
Are you okay? What happens?

02:29:29.600 --> 02:29:32.600
I don't know. It's just like, you know when you choke on nothing?

02:29:34.600 --> 02:29:35.600
Yeah.

02:29:35.600 --> 02:29:39.600
Jamesy, if you were in a room with a hundred dicks, how many would you choke on?

02:29:44.600 --> 02:29:47.600
I don't even know. What?

02:29:47.600 --> 02:29:50.600
Okay, never mind. Okay, watch this play then. Watch this play.

02:29:52.600 --> 02:29:53.600
Nice!

02:29:54.600 --> 02:29:55.600
Nice!

02:29:55.600 --> 02:29:56.600
Flash, nice!

02:29:57.600 --> 02:30:06.120
you're so good bro three-off chat after this come on don't ask three-off

02:30:06.120 --> 02:30:11.120
can see Jensie look we do look we do now

02:30:11.120 --> 02:30:14.120
Roku ing his OP because the turret gets distracted.

02:30:14.120 --> 02:30:15.120
Oh shit.

02:30:15.120 --> 02:30:17.120
Roku you gonna get chan-

02:30:17.120 --> 02:30:19.120
I could make one less.

02:30:19.120 --> 02:30:21.120
Oh no.

02:30:21.120 --> 02:30:23.120
W.

02:30:23.120 --> 02:30:25.120
You're so good.

02:30:25.120 --> 02:30:26.120
You're so good.

02:30:26.120 --> 02:30:27.120
Oh my god.

02:30:27.120 --> 02:30:28.120
Challenger is yours.

02:30:28.120 --> 02:30:30.120
Challenger is yours!

02:30:30.120 --> 02:30:32.120
We're getting it done, Jimmy!

02:30:32.120 --> 02:30:34.120
Oh my god.

02:30:36.120 --> 02:30:37.120
Alright.

02:30:37.120 --> 02:30:38.120
Okay.

02:30:38.120 --> 02:30:40.120
All we have to do now is that sir just like talked about Folklare

02:30:40.120 --> 02:31:03.080
I'm telling you, I genuinely from the bottom of my heart think that there's literally no

02:31:03.080 --> 02:31:08.440
way we're losing this game well bro you're fed with you you're basically

02:31:08.440 --> 02:31:13.080
unkillable yeah it's like wait dude tell your chat how many games you played

02:31:13.080 --> 02:31:19.520
off stream this morning tell them how do you know about that how do you know I

02:31:19.520 --> 02:31:24.000
played this morning because you're on my friends list so I see when you queue up

02:31:24.000 --> 02:31:28.640
chat I played four games of League this morning and I think I lost three and I

02:31:28.640 --> 02:31:29.780
Yeah, but

02:31:29.780 --> 02:31:35.860
But what matters is the fact that dude look how fucking dedicated you are you literally spend like two hours curing off stream

02:31:35.860 --> 02:31:40.540
Like how fucking insane I don't know if dedicated is the word. I think I'm just addicted. It's bad

02:31:41.420 --> 02:31:44.460
But I've never been addicted to a game like league besides siege

02:31:46.180 --> 02:31:49.340
Jain see remember what I'm about to tell you the only difference between

02:31:49.980 --> 02:31:55.760
Dedication and addiction is how people perceive the action that you're doing remember that

02:31:56.100 --> 02:31:58.100
What does that mean? I

02:31:58.100 --> 02:32:04.620
It means if you spend 10 hours a day studying people call you dedicated, but if you spend 10 hours a day jerking off they call you addicted

02:32:05.900 --> 02:32:10.580
I see that actually makes perfect sense Brown wait, hold on. Hold on

02:32:15.140 --> 02:32:17.140
Okay, are you watching check this out

02:32:18.140 --> 02:32:20.140
Nice dodge nice dodge

02:32:20.220 --> 02:32:24.580
That's your Scott. It's your fucking Scott don't ask and it's my fucking dragon too

02:32:24.580 --> 02:32:29.900
So Jinxie I auto the dragon then I cue it so that when it like knocks people back

02:32:29.900 --> 02:32:31.900
It doesn't knock me back cuz I'm an alpha

02:32:34.460 --> 02:32:37.160
Okay, Jinxie watch us. Are you watching?

02:32:44.340 --> 02:32:46.500
I'm like I'm in my little ditty bush

02:32:50.620 --> 02:32:52.620
So now watch us okay

02:32:54.580 --> 02:33:05.580
You're actually the best ever, bro. You're the best ever.

02:33:05.580 --> 02:33:12.580
And now look, now look, I fucking zoned off her only and she can't walk up or she dies. Fucking bitch.

02:33:12.580 --> 02:33:19.580
Bro, you're six and two. Oh my god, dodgehead! You're getting challenger!

02:33:19.580 --> 02:33:22.860
Jensen, we're getting it the fuck done!

02:33:22.860 --> 02:33:25.660
On the last day of the fucking bet.

02:33:25.660 --> 02:33:26.660
That is fucking aura.

02:33:26.660 --> 02:33:28.860
Bro, didn't you need to go 12 wins positive today?

02:33:28.860 --> 02:33:29.860
Is that true?

02:33:29.860 --> 02:33:30.860
Yes.

02:33:30.860 --> 02:33:33.780
I woke up this morning, I needed 12 wins and I said, you know what?

02:33:33.780 --> 02:33:34.780
12 wins is nothing.

02:33:34.780 --> 02:33:38.060
Bro, that's actually insane.

02:33:38.060 --> 02:33:39.060
Literally insane.

02:33:39.060 --> 02:33:40.060
Hold on, hold on.

02:33:40.060 --> 02:33:41.060
Oh my god.

02:33:41.060 --> 02:33:42.060
Sean.

02:33:42.060 --> 02:33:44.260
That's all you contest, all you...

02:33:44.260 --> 02:33:45.260
Nice!

02:33:45.260 --> 02:33:46.260
Oh my god!

02:33:46.260 --> 02:33:47.260
Right there.

02:33:47.260 --> 02:33:56.420
right there. So now we just wait for, no, no, no, we can't chase, we can't chase. Because

02:33:56.420 --> 02:34:00.580
we saw talent on our minimap walking over here. Yes. So if I chase here, then I die.

02:34:00.580 --> 02:34:05.660
Sensei, remember discipline, sensei, discipline. Yep. I'm also asking because I was being

02:34:05.660 --> 02:34:11.740
undisciplined. Yes, discipline. You already won V9, you're already carrying the game.

02:34:11.740 --> 02:34:16.360
Now you just sit on your leaf and then you find easy place find the easy

02:34:19.300 --> 02:34:21.300
He's not saying my red I'm not letting him

02:34:28.480 --> 02:34:30.480
That should be a double kill

02:34:31.480 --> 02:34:34.800
Wow was that good or bad don't has beyond is that good or bad?

02:34:35.080 --> 02:34:39.080
No, that's okay. That's okay. Cuz they over committed both sides. It's like they're fucking fans

02:34:39.080 --> 02:34:43.780
What do you mean, no, Jinxie, it's fine!

02:34:43.780 --> 02:34:45.280
It's fine!

02:34:45.280 --> 02:34:47.880
Jinxie, say it's fine right now.

02:34:47.880 --> 02:34:49.280
Everything's fine.

02:34:49.280 --> 02:34:50.780
Yep, we're good.

02:34:50.780 --> 02:34:52.280
Okay, so now look.

02:34:52.280 --> 02:34:53.280
Sorry.

02:34:53.280 --> 02:34:58.240
No, no, because, Jinxie, listen, as a jungler, you need to be willing to lose the game for

02:34:58.240 --> 02:35:02.080
the red buff, bro, because if you're willing to sit there and you're willing to fucking

02:35:02.080 --> 02:35:06.360
like let your red get taken, what else are you willing to get taken from your life?

02:35:06.360 --> 02:35:07.360
You know what I mean?

02:35:07.360 --> 02:35:08.360
Maybe your ass too.

02:35:08.360 --> 02:35:13.000
Honestly, exactly exactly. It's like maybe you're gonna sit there and prison you're gonna drop this open

02:35:13.000 --> 02:35:16.680
Maybe you'll like it when they stick it inside. That's what's like giving you red buff, bro

02:35:17.200 --> 02:35:23.200
Okay, bro, you're actually so wise dude, bro. I think you're gonna hit challenger today. Don't have I have a strong feeling

02:35:23.800 --> 02:35:25.880
Not me too. It's like it's in the air

02:35:26.120 --> 02:35:32.680
Yo, John says make sure you like wait to queue and stuff bro because people are gonna be weird and try to snipe

02:35:33.200 --> 02:35:37.800
Yeah, but even if they snipe me it's so fine because like I can play like a bunch of champs

02:35:37.800 --> 02:35:41.400
And if any of them ends me then I'm telling you right now. I'm like zero tolerance

02:35:41.840 --> 02:35:46.280
Jew leaven is instantly getting message if anyone ends me today. Yes, I can message you love him. Yes

02:35:48.760 --> 02:35:52.160
You love is gonna fucking slash their throats open with the rusty knife

02:35:56.960 --> 02:36:00.920
And that's why he's gonna do it you're not even gonna need you love you're just gonna win win win win, bro

02:36:01.440 --> 02:36:07.280
If you get challenger today a white tear will come down my life if he wants that live that'll be peak, bro

02:36:07.280 --> 02:36:13.220
No, I imagine I get challenged today, and then you get fucking silver. How fucking insane would that be?

02:36:13.600 --> 02:36:17.800
Me help I already told my chat. I got to get silver before the Minecraft marathon

02:36:17.800 --> 02:36:23.160
I have your night and tomorrow, but I'm not doing shit until your challenger to your challenger, man

02:36:23.560 --> 02:36:27.640
I check this out jinx. Are you watching? Oh, this is one free kill nice

02:36:29.960 --> 02:36:33.320
No, no take your lead you're good take your lead you're doing good

02:36:33.320 --> 02:36:40.120
What I'm gonna do for you. I can't coach you with any of the mechanical skills and the decision-making what I can do

02:36:40.120 --> 02:36:45.080
I can I need to keep your penis soft because as soon as you get your penis hard you might overextend

02:36:45.880 --> 02:36:51.720
Okay, so how are you gonna do with that? You're a mechanical God, but your thing is sometimes you overextend. Okay, you

02:36:52.760 --> 02:36:54.440
Actually true

02:36:54.440 --> 02:36:56.440
So I'm gonna keep you calm, bro. I'm gonna keep you very calm

02:36:57.360 --> 02:37:00.920
Wait, you're looking good here. This looks like they're kind of fucked

02:37:03.320 --> 02:37:08.480
Maybe not maybe not maybe just leave it. Yeah. Yeah, right where it hung my turn. Oh

02:37:09.440 --> 02:37:12.240
Yeah, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah another one

02:37:13.200 --> 02:37:18.720
What wait, why do you want to have any one time? What now because the cocksucker sent your fucking did the most bullshit thing ever

02:37:18.720 --> 02:37:20.840
But the thing is it's fine because like we're so winning the fight

02:37:23.040 --> 02:37:25.040
Hold on my wait our top laner stupid

02:37:27.080 --> 02:37:28.400
I'm gonna be honest, dude

02:37:28.400 --> 02:37:32.000
I think I might have to get that stance instead of hex plate. Yeah, fuck at this

02:37:32.000 --> 02:37:34.000
Why Jeff Stance? Can you explain?

02:37:34.300 --> 02:37:41.280
Yeah, because the problem is that right now the Talon is the one one-shotting me and the enemy team has like triple AD that are all like pretty bursty, right?

02:37:41.280 --> 02:37:46.560
So if I just dodge the Sinja's abilities with my Q then I only need to worry about their physical damage

02:37:46.560 --> 02:37:49.400
and since that's the answer gives me armor it helps me a fuck done.

02:37:49.400 --> 02:37:53.880
Bro, I didn't know that much went into the game man. I didn't know that much went into the game.

02:37:54.400 --> 02:37:57.080
Yeah, it's because like it's a sliding skill, right?

02:37:57.080 --> 02:38:00.960
It's like when you're lower at elo you don't really have to think too much about this, but then when you're higher elo

02:38:00.960 --> 02:38:03.840
It's like it's really gonna make like a world of difference, you know

02:38:05.040 --> 02:38:09.200
Talon's whole thing is one-shotting. Oh got it. Good comms ABC

02:38:10.640 --> 02:38:14.480
Chat what champion do y'all play in league type it type it type it

02:38:17.360 --> 02:38:20.640
Anybody that says Talon ban them it's fucking broken and retarded

02:38:21.360 --> 02:38:24.080
Robots don't say I feel like you say every champ is broken

02:38:24.800 --> 02:38:26.800
True except the ones that I play

02:38:26.960 --> 02:38:29.120
Got it. That's not another league rule

02:38:29.120 --> 02:38:35.420
yep every chump is broken except the ones that you lock in okay wait okay wait

02:38:35.420 --> 02:38:40.520
this free this is free this is free this is free nice

02:38:40.520 --> 02:38:57.040
I'm going to let you lock in, I'm going to let you lock in, I'm not going to talk to

02:38:57.040 --> 02:38:58.040
the rest of the game.

02:38:58.040 --> 02:39:02.920
Okay, Jensy, can you share from my screen, yes or no?

02:39:02.920 --> 02:39:09.040
Like let's say I were to play this, can you share it?

02:39:09.040 --> 02:39:10.040
Can you share that?

02:39:10.040 --> 02:39:15.680
But you know what don't says I want you to listen to whatever you want to listen to you to get locked in

02:39:15.680 --> 02:39:19.200
So you listen, I don't care you listen to whatever you want to listen to okay

02:39:21.920 --> 02:39:23.920
Okay, are you ready? Yes

02:39:25.240 --> 02:39:29.000
Let's find something fucking crazy. Okay, you guys play a bunch of different stuff

02:39:29.640 --> 02:39:32.400
Tally I've never even heard of Tally. I've never even heard of that

02:39:32.920 --> 02:39:34.920
Tally

02:39:34.920 --> 02:39:45.120
Yeah, what never mind. Do you think bro? Okay, let's go

02:39:50.960 --> 02:39:55.840
Challenger is yours. We're getting it done wait

02:40:04.920 --> 02:40:33.920
We have to get Baron now, if we don't get Baron we lose same.

02:40:33.920 --> 02:40:35.920
I

02:40:40.160 --> 02:40:42.160
Wait for it

02:40:50.120 --> 02:40:54.520
What you're gonna get keep your thing do anything okay, okay, this is your day's offense

02:40:56.640 --> 02:41:02.740
Jinxie we need to fucking get this shit done. No ifs ands are both no, I don't hear any excuses you need to do this

02:41:03.920 --> 02:41:05.920
I

02:41:20.800 --> 02:41:22.800
Oh, okay

02:41:33.920 --> 02:41:36.320
The game is hard now, but we're still gonna be able to win this easy

02:41:39.320 --> 02:41:44.060
The only promise that they're literally like always like three like you remember yesterday that game you played versus the twitch

02:41:45.200 --> 02:41:51.200
Yeah, you could never get a solo fight ever. Yeah, exactly. That's how this game is right now. So it's really fucking aids

02:41:53.520 --> 02:41:56.260
That's it got this yeah got this yep

02:41:57.640 --> 02:41:59.960
You are my sensei for a reason bro

02:41:59.960 --> 02:42:24.960
Then we gotta lock in bro, we gotta lock the fucking right now.

02:42:24.960 --> 02:42:26.960
Oh, I'm dead.

02:42:26.960 --> 02:42:34.860
dude these fucking cocksuckers always have flashed it's fun it's fun it's fun

02:42:34.860 --> 02:42:37.620
it's fun it's fun it's fun

02:42:44.000 --> 02:42:46.500
okay

02:42:47.360 --> 02:42:50.760
James I'm not gonna lie it was looking like this game is the first one ever

02:42:50.760 --> 02:42:56.920
but now it's looking a little hard. why do you think so? well because they got

02:42:56.920 --> 02:43:04.540
lot of kills I mean like I'm not gonna lie I ran it down a little bit a lot of

02:43:04.540 --> 02:43:09.480
kills they got Baron they're getting drag stock like they're actually in a

02:43:09.480 --> 02:43:12.440
winning position right now

02:43:56.920 --> 02:44:02.340
Like now we can actually group. I have my flash at my item spike. We could actually win now, bro

02:44:02.660 --> 02:44:04.660
Now it's wonderful

02:44:05.620 --> 02:44:07.780
Got this bro, you got this on test

02:44:20.740 --> 02:44:23.400
Wait wait wait

02:44:26.920 --> 02:44:28.920
Wait, wait, wait, no, no, they still got it. They still got it?

02:44:28.920 --> 02:44:29.420
Yep.

02:44:29.420 --> 02:44:31.420
NOOOOO!

02:44:31.420 --> 02:44:33.420
That mouth fight is so bad, but he might be dead!

02:44:33.420 --> 02:44:34.920
He might be dead and not a fan!

02:44:34.920 --> 02:44:37.420
No, no, yes, yes, yes, for sure, for sure, dad.

02:44:40.920 --> 02:44:42.920
NOOOOO!

02:44:42.920 --> 02:44:44.420
NOOOOO!

02:44:45.920 --> 02:44:47.920
Let's fucking go, Dodgers!

02:44:52.420 --> 02:44:53.920
Miho, Miho!

02:44:53.920 --> 02:44:55.920
Challenger is yours!

02:44:56.920 --> 02:44:58.920
the freest fucking win of our lives

02:44:58.920 --> 02:45:03.920
it's the freest win of our fucking lives right now

02:45:03.920 --> 02:45:04.920
okay

02:45:04.920 --> 02:45:09.920
we need to lock in though, we need to lock in, we cannot get too overconfident

02:45:09.920 --> 02:45:12.920
bro i've never even heard of a champion called skarner

02:45:12.920 --> 02:45:17.920
yeah, no one really plays anymore

02:45:17.920 --> 02:45:19.920
oh yeah, this is your song

02:45:19.920 --> 02:45:21.920
this is your song, don't test

02:45:21.920 --> 02:45:23.920
You're gonna see

02:45:33.280 --> 02:45:40.200
God what a close game holy shit first game to sweat fast you win this is three out baby three away

02:45:42.320 --> 02:45:44.320
We're getting it done slowly, but surely

02:45:51.920 --> 02:46:05.160
it's like now we're getting used to when it's even luck towards med

02:46:05.160 --> 02:46:07.160
I

02:46:22.200 --> 02:46:24.200
Same as pike

02:46:35.160 --> 02:46:53.360
No, I grieved that.

02:46:53.360 --> 02:46:55.800
I- I- Bro, no, that's so f**k.

02:46:55.800 --> 02:46:58.440
I tried to- No, that's so f**k.

02:46:58.440 --> 02:47:02.360
I tried to flash his ult, but I just didn't have the timing for it.

02:47:02.360 --> 02:47:12.460
oh it's fine we're so fine okay jingsy do you want to hear a song that thing

02:47:12.460 --> 02:47:17.920
you're gonna like is the game still winnable yeah it is here I heard you

02:47:17.920 --> 02:47:22.480
humming the song a few days ago listen to this one you're gonna like it

02:47:22.480 --> 02:47:27.480
They can't in here, they can't in there one.

02:47:27.480 --> 02:47:42.480
You got me right, yeah it's a hard one but we got it.

02:47:42.480 --> 02:47:46.480
Bro, the scarter was too separated from the all on that fight.

02:47:46.480 --> 02:47:49.480
Yeah, he went in too deep really.

02:47:49.480 --> 02:47:54.480
Oh, it might be f**ked now.

02:48:01.480 --> 02:48:06.480
Yeah, James, I'm gonna be honest, I think it might be Game Over.

02:48:19.480 --> 02:48:32.920
They're still chance jinxed here but it's not a very high one.

02:48:32.920 --> 02:48:36.920
We unironically had maybe about a 5-10% chance of winning this game.

02:48:36.920 --> 02:48:37.920
What is that?

02:48:37.920 --> 02:48:38.920
Baron?

02:48:38.920 --> 02:48:39.920
Squad wide?

02:48:39.920 --> 02:48:40.920
Yeah.

02:48:40.920 --> 02:48:43.920
No they got the soul.

02:48:43.920 --> 02:48:44.920
What?

02:49:14.920 --> 02:49:16.920
I

02:49:29.000 --> 02:49:31.000
Know

02:49:37.600 --> 02:49:42.760
They can so I think it close enough look that's your range you can queue over that range

02:49:42.760 --> 02:49:44.760
Oh

02:49:44.760 --> 02:49:46.760
You're so back you're so back

02:49:46.760 --> 02:49:52.200
We could be over here, but the thing is now we've got to make sure that we get our item if I get this item then we're gonna be good

02:49:56.920 --> 02:49:58.920
Challengers here

02:50:00.360 --> 02:50:02.360
Nobody else

02:50:03.480 --> 02:50:07.640
We're only missing 150 gold jinx and then we have our next item bro, so we need right now

02:50:09.960 --> 02:50:11.960
Fucking goth

02:50:12.760 --> 02:50:14.760
Nice.

02:50:14.760 --> 02:50:16.760
Nice.

02:50:24.760 --> 02:50:26.760
My team just sent.

02:50:42.760 --> 02:50:57.920
They just hinted hard as fuck and I don't know why.

02:50:57.920 --> 02:51:09.920
Can't fight this when you wait for our team.

02:51:39.920 --> 02:51:41.980
you

02:52:09.920 --> 02:52:11.980
you

02:52:39.920 --> 02:52:41.980
you

02:53:09.920 --> 02:53:11.980
you

02:53:39.920 --> 02:53:41.980
you

02:54:09.920 --> 02:54:24.760
I made the counts are even worse do you know what I mean yes but again there's this I generally

02:54:24.760 --> 02:54:30.680
think we can sell one easily well how many went to the now just five bro I look hey don't

02:54:30.680 --> 02:54:36.440
sense I'm here all night if you need me here all night I got you bro I'll be your cheerleader

02:54:36.440 --> 02:54:38.440
until you get shouted

02:54:38.440 --> 02:54:40.440
wait so you know what i want you to do

02:54:40.440 --> 02:54:44.440
yes tin

02:54:44.440 --> 02:54:48.440
what i'm gonna want to do is i'm gonna want you to ask me questions while i play

02:54:48.440 --> 02:54:51.440
oh like why are you doing this why'd you do that what's your name

02:54:51.440 --> 02:54:52.440
exactly yes

02:54:52.440 --> 02:54:54.440
okay yeah i can do that

02:54:54.440 --> 02:54:56.440
right confirm it for sure do that

02:54:56.440 --> 02:54:57.440
oh wait

02:54:57.440 --> 02:55:01.440
go inside and you do something with my wife hold on

02:55:01.440 --> 02:55:13.200
you all your son for body rock China get food yeah just five wins that's nothing

02:55:13.200 --> 02:55:21.840
just five that's nothing bro you know chat on that's AFK who thinks you can do

02:55:21.840 --> 02:55:25.320
this I don't know maybe maybe

02:55:25.320 --> 02:55:30.320
Chat, I need to get food. What food should I get, guys?

02:55:35.320 --> 02:55:39.320
Bro, maybe I should get Chipotle, chat. That's not a bad idea.

02:55:39.320 --> 02:55:41.320
Maybe I should get Chipotle.

02:55:44.320 --> 02:55:47.320
Guys, Dantez got this, right? Who believes?

02:55:47.320 --> 02:55:52.320
Yo, chat, if you think Dantez can get challenges tonight, run a poll. Yes or no?

02:55:55.320 --> 02:56:09.240
Bro, I'm going to get, dude, I'm going to get three tacos from Chipotle.

02:56:09.240 --> 02:56:12.480
Yeah, I'm going to get three tacos.

02:56:12.480 --> 02:56:15.720
Oh, and I'm going to get the Chipotle honey chicken.

02:56:15.720 --> 02:56:18.000
Yeah, yeah.

02:56:18.000 --> 02:56:19.000
White rice?

02:56:19.000 --> 02:56:24.640
Yeah, white rice or brown rice?

02:56:24.640 --> 02:56:27.640
low-key, low-key chatter is better.

02:56:36.640 --> 02:56:38.640
Alright guys, I got tacos.

02:56:38.640 --> 02:56:40.640
Check out chicken tacos.

02:56:41.640 --> 02:56:43.640
Body Rock.

02:56:44.640 --> 02:56:47.640
Girl, I can feel your body rock.

02:56:47.640 --> 02:56:49.640
Guys, Santa's gonna get this, trust me.

02:56:49.640 --> 02:56:51.640
Bro, look, I'll sit here all night with him if I need to, bro.

02:56:51.640 --> 02:56:53.640
He's gonna get challenge.

02:56:53.640 --> 02:56:59.580
Jack, you know the amount of times Dante has been there for me, bro? When I was in the streets of iron fucking three

02:57:00.400 --> 02:57:03.020
playing against fucking literal NPC bots

02:57:05.100 --> 02:57:06.600
Wait

02:57:06.600 --> 02:57:11.040
Double lift is in his game. Wait guys double lift is in his game

02:57:12.120 --> 02:57:13.960
Is that actually him?

02:57:13.960 --> 02:57:17.680
Wait, is that actually double lift? Wait, Jin double lift

02:57:18.680 --> 02:57:20.680
Wait, is that double lift?

02:57:20.680 --> 02:57:31.120
no fucking way is that actually what is in your game double it is in your game

02:57:31.120 --> 02:57:41.320
I think I am bro yes yes oh my god he is bro he is second it's okay we got a

02:57:41.320 --> 02:57:49.160
free wind here he's in your right friend okay Jinxie second bro isn't

02:57:49.160 --> 02:57:54.680
double with really fucking good yeah no he saw it because he used to be like a

02:57:54.680 --> 02:57:57.160
pro player

02:57:57.280 --> 02:58:07.160
are you excited I know really no why not like the thing is that there are

02:58:07.160 --> 02:58:10.240
people that I've just played with like for a while and it's like I've always

02:58:10.240 --> 02:58:13.080
like played with them you know I mean so it's like it doesn't really like

02:58:13.080 --> 02:58:17.800
matter like for me it's just like another day in the fucking another day in the

02:58:17.800 --> 02:58:26.320
Park you know I'm talking about yes so just like another walk in the park all

02:58:26.320 --> 02:58:32.320
right bro only five linds got this don't have yep free win here

02:58:33.280 --> 02:58:36.880
no snow we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the top to bottom for clear the

02:58:36.880 --> 02:58:40.080
reason why didn't go for like a three-count clear this game is because I

02:58:40.080 --> 02:58:42.960
didn't think there's gonna be much action early so sorry we're just gonna do

02:58:42.960 --> 02:58:46.400
like standard top to bottom we should be able to win

02:58:47.800 --> 02:58:54.360
Okay, so I'm gonna do this, we're gonna do our bulbs, I'm just gonna like drone over

02:58:54.360 --> 02:59:01.480
mid a little bit too, it's like, so our bot is getting like, our bot is getting a push,

02:59:01.480 --> 02:59:04.440
which means that when we fight on barcrab it should be free.

02:59:04.440 --> 02:59:08.440
Dude, I got tacos from Chipotle so I can watch you.

02:59:08.440 --> 02:59:10.800
But what kind of tacos?

02:59:10.800 --> 02:59:11.800
Chicken.

02:59:11.800 --> 02:59:15.480
How come you didn't go for the beef ones?

02:59:15.480 --> 02:59:22.480
Um, I don't know. I don't know. Sometimes I get beef tacos, sometimes I get... Sometimes I get chicken.

02:59:22.480 --> 02:59:25.480
Bro, can I say something fucked up?

02:59:25.480 --> 02:59:26.480
Yes, what's up, bro?

02:59:26.480 --> 02:59:31.480
It doesn't matter if it's taco or beef, or chicken or beef, it still tastes the same.

02:59:31.480 --> 02:59:35.480
No, bro. Brown beef tastes way different than chicken. One of them.

02:59:35.480 --> 02:59:40.480
No, it's the same chicken. Like, everything that you eat just assumes the flavor of the sauce.

02:59:40.480 --> 02:59:42.480
So it always tastes like the sauce.

02:59:42.480 --> 02:59:44.480
I disagree, bro.

02:59:47.680 --> 02:59:51.680
Only twerps get tacos from Chipotle. Blair, shut the fuck up, kid.

02:59:52.680 --> 02:59:56.180
Dude, you know what you need to do? Challenge Blair right now to a 1v1.

02:59:56.380 --> 02:59:59.380
He's only allowed using his fists and you're allowed using a pistol.

02:59:59.980 --> 03:00:01.980
That's not, okay, that's not balance.

03:00:02.980 --> 03:00:03.480
So?

03:00:03.480 --> 03:00:07.480
Dante, Maki and Buddy, okay? I don't want to distract you, man. We got this, bro.

03:00:07.480 --> 03:00:08.980
Okay, let's watch.

03:00:08.980 --> 03:00:10.480
So I'm gonna play on the Maka up here?

03:00:10.480 --> 03:00:14.480
Your clear timing is so good bro.

03:00:14.480 --> 03:00:18.480
Yep.

03:00:18.480 --> 03:00:22.480
So now we just might that in case she comes in and then I'll see if I can look on the double crab.

03:00:22.480 --> 03:00:26.480
So as I walk through I'm just doing the minions so I can keep my Q socks.

03:00:26.480 --> 03:00:30.480
Then we're going to use our E to run over here faster.

03:00:36.480 --> 03:00:38.480
Nice.

03:00:40.480 --> 03:00:47.480
are you fucking kidding me?

03:00:51.360 --> 03:00:56.600
dude what the fuck was that?

03:00:56.600 --> 03:01:01.120
okay jing see I have bad news

03:01:01.120 --> 03:01:04.640
if I told you there's an issue and for some reason I can't get any fucking

03:01:04.640 --> 03:01:07.680
McDonald's right now

03:01:07.680 --> 03:01:10.980
well it's fine you shouldn't eat your challenger anyways

03:01:10.980 --> 03:01:15.820
you have a dude i need the mcdonalds bro

03:01:15.820 --> 03:01:20.100
what is double lip saying wow you solo lose game

03:01:20.100 --> 03:01:27.100
i sang to the support because i guess the support that griefed there's something

03:01:29.700 --> 03:01:32.700
well i think it's that the the support like probably went for like a bad fight

03:01:32.700 --> 03:01:33.820
for no reason

03:01:33.820 --> 03:01:36.220
I don't know if it's because of that it just ended bad.

03:01:36.220 --> 03:01:37.980
I'm going to remember to ask you questions, okay?

03:01:37.980 --> 03:01:39.340
So what's your next plan?

03:01:39.340 --> 03:01:40.180
What's your game plan right now?

03:01:40.180 --> 03:01:42.620
So the next plan is we're going to look on the bulbs

03:01:42.620 --> 03:01:44.900
and we're going to play on the rofters.

03:01:44.900 --> 03:01:46.100
Okay.

03:01:46.100 --> 03:01:49.100
And like, how do you feel about their team comp

03:01:49.100 --> 03:01:50.020
versus Heckelman?

03:01:51.060 --> 03:01:52.420
Well, the problem is that they have like a couple

03:01:52.420 --> 03:01:55.500
of broken infinite scalars, but the thing about

03:01:55.500 --> 03:01:56.980
Ambassador is that she's not a jungler

03:01:56.980 --> 03:01:58.780
that's that strong like super early.

03:01:58.780 --> 03:02:00.300
So if I can just get like one good fight

03:02:00.300 --> 03:02:01.500
then I'll be able to just,

03:02:01.500 --> 03:02:03.100
I can be similar this entire game.

03:02:03.820 --> 03:02:07.420
So if you just get ahead early, you think you'll be fine.

03:02:07.420 --> 03:02:08.620
Yeah, exactly.

03:02:08.620 --> 03:02:10.060
So that's why I was like, what we're going to do here

03:02:10.060 --> 03:02:11.580
is we're just going to put on the wrappers.

03:02:11.580 --> 03:02:12.340
I didn't have the wrappers.

03:02:12.340 --> 03:02:13.780
We're going to look on the Krugs,

03:02:13.780 --> 03:02:15.580
and then we'll see if we can look on bot too.

03:02:20.500 --> 03:02:21.900
So I'm not going to do my Krugs here,

03:02:21.900 --> 03:02:24.780
because the thing is I'll look it up farther or push up.

03:02:24.780 --> 03:02:27.500
But now the enemy bot backs off, so now we can commit.

03:02:27.500 --> 03:02:28.940
So whenever you push up like that,

03:02:28.940 --> 03:02:31.340
it's good to leave your Krugs behind.

03:02:31.340 --> 03:02:32.980
Yeah, like if they would have been like towards off,

03:02:32.980 --> 03:02:37.720
because of what it just been a free kill right yes

03:02:37.720 --> 03:02:39.600
that makes sense man

03:02:39.600 --> 03:02:42.840
so a lot of what you do is reacting on the fly

03:02:42.840 --> 03:02:43.640
yes

03:02:43.640 --> 03:02:46.400
that's how you become a good jungler it's just about like

03:02:46.400 --> 03:02:53.400
being able to like instantly react to the shit that goes on your game

03:02:54.720 --> 03:03:01.720
i'm probably gonna die to the vod now

03:03:01.720 --> 03:03:05.680
Flash for me. No, no, he flashes for me. He's like that's only issues

03:03:05.680 --> 03:03:11.060
I'd like that there's only for me to get out the second income it's double sums, but there is good news

03:03:11.060 --> 03:03:15.780
Okay, so good news here is that the enemy and buses gonna be recalling and we know she's gonna go for the top crab

03:03:15.860 --> 03:03:19.840
So I just run straight there. I'm gonna have a smite up. I can out smite around the crab and then maybe one. Oh

03:03:21.600 --> 03:03:27.680
My god, you're actually wow, that's good thinking that part. That's smart. So you're gonna some beater to the smite

03:03:27.680 --> 03:03:33.920
Yep, so now what we do is we're literally just like running here right and then afterwards

03:03:33.920 --> 03:03:36.760
We're gonna like outsmart her on this now since my blue is up

03:03:36.760 --> 03:03:41.240
I know that her red is probably upright so means that she's gonna be refill clearing top to bot

03:03:41.320 --> 03:03:45.000
So I could have even maybe look for like a topside and beta on her edge here

03:03:48.800 --> 03:03:52.360
Okay, you can see I need to tell you something fucked up. Yeah, what's up, man?

03:03:52.360 --> 03:03:58.700
bro I'm not kidding when I say I'm very multitasking ordering the McDonald's order as we clear

03:03:58.700 --> 03:04:05.660
me how you need to be focused in the game yeah GenC I'm just trust me just trust me on this

03:04:05.660 --> 03:04:12.460
alright so what's your next plan so now the next plan is we're just gonna play for the

03:04:12.460 --> 03:04:18.260
talks about folk here here right and then after we finish the talks about folk here we're gonna

03:04:18.260 --> 03:04:28.460
look on the on the fucking the dragon so now what we do is we literally just like

03:04:28.460 --> 03:04:32.700
play for gromp into walls then after a gromp all some look on the on the rest of

03:04:32.700 --> 03:04:34.980
it too

03:04:35.940 --> 03:04:44.580
okay what sometimes kills will look easy but then we'll just have so many

03:04:44.580 --> 03:04:49.080
ways to knock you back and stun you and get away yeah and that's why it's like

03:04:49.080 --> 03:04:53.720
help each other a lot like high-ranked yeah but the thing is like they help

03:04:53.720 --> 03:04:57.840
each other but it's because like most of the time people are gonna like make a

03:04:57.840 --> 03:05:02.240
play depending on like what their team will be able to do right so it's like

03:05:02.240 --> 03:05:05.640
you have to know what's going on with your team in order for you to be able to

03:05:05.640 --> 03:05:11.480
like actually yeah like do stuff yeah yeah that makes sense so that's why it's

03:05:11.480 --> 03:05:13.740
It's not even just about- oh, that's fun.

03:05:17.240 --> 03:05:17.740
Nice.

03:05:20.700 --> 03:05:23.500
I- I just instantly ulted, because if I don't instantly ult there I die.

03:05:23.500 --> 03:05:26.940
So now I'm gonna have to concede the dragon here, because there's someone that can fight it.

03:05:26.940 --> 03:05:30.380
But I can trade the dragon for the grub, so I'm just gonna recall him on there instantly.

03:05:30.380 --> 03:05:33.100
Bro, you actually have so much aura for getting out of that.

03:05:33.100 --> 03:05:34.100
Oh my god.

03:05:35.100 --> 03:05:35.600
Yup.

03:05:35.600 --> 03:05:37.100
We're fucking chilling now.

03:05:38.280 --> 03:05:41.160
Bro, they just like, three mint- how did you get out of that?

03:05:41.160 --> 03:05:46.200
what because hagrim's ult makes him unstoppable so it means that even if they sit there and even

03:05:46.200 --> 03:05:50.200
if they're like all ending us it doesn't matter because we're still able to just like auto win

03:05:53.960 --> 03:05:56.360
okay so now we do is we just found this let me show you again

03:06:02.280 --> 03:06:02.760
fuck me

03:06:05.320 --> 03:06:06.680
all right well that's for mucky

03:06:06.680 --> 03:06:12.260
So remember when I said they were gonna go to the dragon and then like they didn't go for the dragon

03:06:13.360 --> 03:06:15.360
Yeah

03:06:15.360 --> 03:06:20.400
Yeah, so that's just like the unfortunate thing. It's like that if they would have like actually

03:06:20.920 --> 03:06:24.820
Went for the dragon could have got some trade to fuck Jinxie

03:06:28.400 --> 03:06:33.760
Jinxie yeah, I need to sit here and I need to finish the fucking McDonald's order, bro

03:06:36.680 --> 03:06:45.160
I don't know, what are you going to get from McDonald's?

03:06:45.160 --> 03:06:54.200
Uh, a McDouble with fries, okay look, watch this, so now if we run behind her and then

03:06:54.200 --> 03:06:56.200
we E her towards our team, it's not going to be that great.

03:06:56.200 --> 03:06:58.200
Whoa, that was smart!

03:06:58.200 --> 03:06:59.200
And now we look on the crab.

03:06:59.200 --> 03:07:00.200
Bro, that was smart!

03:07:00.200 --> 03:07:04.880
That's how you have to play a Hecarim because you need to use your E as a knockback, right?

03:07:04.880 --> 03:07:10.120
do not them back into your uh... your teammates

03:07:10.120 --> 03:07:17.120
snow at my team here's actually want to look for this

03:07:20.880 --> 03:07:26.880
wait

03:07:26.880 --> 03:07:34.280
Oh, fuck, that still wasn't that bad though, that was not that bad, that was not that bad, no, no, no.

03:07:37.380 --> 03:07:44.580
Because like now what we can do is we can literally just play for the pickaxe, and then now on my respawn I can just go top to bot full clear,

03:07:44.580 --> 03:07:47.880
and then by the time we get balling there might be a chance we can actually look for the dragon too.

03:07:53.580 --> 03:07:55.880
Okay, Jhin C, I have good news so are you ready to carry?

03:07:55.880 --> 03:08:06.480
up wait wait for it hold on did you order yep I think it's about to be done

03:08:06.480 --> 03:08:12.640
it's gone order and playing nice I'll get some okay good because the things I'm

03:08:12.640 --> 03:08:15.720
good at multitasking because when I was younger I used to jerk off while I'd

03:08:15.720 --> 03:08:19.600
play league so as a result I got really really really good at like being able to

03:08:19.600 --> 03:08:20.600
to do two things at once.

03:08:20.600 --> 03:08:21.600
What?

03:08:21.600 --> 03:08:25.600
How do you jerk off and play League when you recall and die?

03:08:25.600 --> 03:08:30.880
No, because the thing is that I would just like clear my jungle with one hand.

03:08:30.880 --> 03:08:34.600
So I got really, really, really good at like clearing jungle camps with only one hand.

03:08:34.600 --> 03:08:37.600
That's actually smart as fuck, bro.

03:08:37.600 --> 03:08:38.600
Yep.

03:08:38.600 --> 03:08:43.320
So now look, the enemy ambassador backs off.

03:08:43.320 --> 03:08:47.520
So I'm gonna have to ping my team because there's a good chance she goes balling here.

03:08:47.520 --> 03:08:51.440
So we're going to walk towards the ball and in case she walks in, because we know, well

03:08:51.440 --> 03:09:00.640
my team doesn't listen.

03:09:00.640 --> 03:09:03.640
So that's the problem with like Lee is that sometimes you're going to sit there and do

03:09:03.640 --> 03:09:04.640
pings.

03:09:04.640 --> 03:09:07.520
But like when you do the pings, nobody listens to the pings.

03:09:07.520 --> 03:09:08.520
You know what I mean?

03:09:08.520 --> 03:09:11.520
So then it's like the play that, yeah, like the play that you know is going to happen.

03:09:11.520 --> 03:09:13.160
Do you think he muted your pings?

03:09:13.160 --> 03:09:15.160
No, I think he's just retarded

03:09:19.240 --> 03:09:22.080
Unfortunately, I feel like this dragon's been here for 20 minutes

03:09:22.700 --> 03:09:28.440
Yeah, but the problem is that like nobody like neither team can really look for the job because if you do then you're just gonna

03:09:28.440 --> 03:09:31.520
I collapsed on like if for example if you go for this we can try it

03:09:31.640 --> 03:09:36.180
But the only reason why we can try to here is because the enemy mid laner is low and my bot's coming out a bit

03:09:43.160 --> 03:09:48.760
Okay so now we just send our team to the on-on list, nice!

03:09:48.760 --> 03:09:49.760
Doublelift is so good!

03:09:49.760 --> 03:09:50.760
And then now we come back in.

03:09:50.760 --> 03:09:51.760
Yep.

03:09:51.760 --> 03:09:52.760
No, actually it's Murph left there.

03:09:52.760 --> 03:09:56.760
So now we can just get the Dragon and then afterwards we'll back off and get the...

03:09:56.760 --> 03:09:57.760
Nice!

03:09:57.760 --> 03:09:58.760
Doublelift!

03:09:58.760 --> 03:10:00.760
Without much to say to play it.

03:10:00.760 --> 03:10:01.760
One left.

03:10:01.760 --> 03:10:02.760
That was insane.

03:10:02.760 --> 03:10:06.760
My jinx is a WALLA or is it BALLA?

03:10:06.760 --> 03:10:11.760
A lot of mooters said BALLA because he was lying.

03:10:11.760 --> 03:10:13.760
I said don't lie, I never win training.

03:10:13.760 --> 03:10:16.760
Bro, hit us with the fucking Pala.

03:10:16.760 --> 03:10:18.760
Bro, I'm gonna put some clutch!

03:10:18.760 --> 03:10:20.760
I'm gonna check on my tacos pretty quick.

03:10:20.760 --> 03:10:21.760
Alright, get your tacos bro.

03:10:21.760 --> 03:10:23.760
I'm just gonna check on them.

03:10:23.760 --> 03:10:25.760
How do they go here yet?

03:10:27.760 --> 03:10:30.760
Alright, remember bro, challenger is yours tonight!

03:10:30.760 --> 03:10:33.760
Bro, we're actually getting the fuck done.

03:10:33.760 --> 03:10:36.760
Okay, so now what's gonna happen is we're gonna look on the top to bottom full clear

03:10:36.760 --> 03:10:39.760
and I'll see if we can maybe look on the crab as well.

03:10:39.760 --> 03:10:46.640
I could actually get a reset soon for my endless hunger because I have enough gold for it, but we're gonna have to see

03:10:51.600 --> 03:10:53.440
You got this right

03:10:53.440 --> 03:10:55.840
Things have good news. You want to hear it? Yeah, what's up, bro?

03:10:56.360 --> 03:11:00.040
We got the first dragon so means that no matter what we saw the game by five minutes

03:11:00.040 --> 03:11:06.060
He's most of time teams never on until they get like dragon soul. So if you get dragon, it's like you get five minutes of extra scaling

03:11:09.760 --> 03:11:14.440
this embossing needs to fucking put a bullet in his brain while his parents watch

03:11:14.440 --> 03:11:18.080
endgame, not in real life

03:11:18.080 --> 03:11:23.520
so all we're gonna do is we're gonna look for the red buff and then after red we're gonna

03:11:23.520 --> 03:11:24.880
simply look on the Krugs here

03:11:24.880 --> 03:11:26.880
bro you're scary when you play

03:11:26.880 --> 03:11:28.880
why?

03:11:28.880 --> 03:11:31.880
did you even hear yourself or did you not even realize?

03:11:31.880 --> 03:11:33.880
where would I say?

03:11:33.880 --> 03:11:37.880
did I say something bad?

03:11:37.880 --> 03:11:43.760
bad it I just I'm gonna focus on what's going so yes you're good so I just

03:11:43.760 --> 03:11:48.880
said that's scary like it's full clean scary no nothing sir you're good okay

03:11:48.880 --> 03:11:52.040
you got it all right so now we're gonna do so we can get our endless on and I'm

03:11:52.040 --> 03:11:55.640
gonna start building towards our next item too

03:11:57.520 --> 03:12:01.560
so you see how the hell this fine in 15 seconds that's gonna be our next play

03:12:01.560 --> 03:12:05.520
so I'm gonna try to do yours I'm gonna try to pick my support to roam yeah so

03:12:05.520 --> 03:12:08.100
What's your plan here? You want to get your help from the team?

03:12:08.100 --> 03:12:10.800
Yep. So now we're just going to ping on top of them.

03:12:10.800 --> 03:12:14.380
Remember, your team are your slaves, but you give them orders in order for them to function.

03:12:14.380 --> 03:12:15.380
That's like Sims.

03:12:17.160 --> 03:12:17.660
Okay.

03:12:18.720 --> 03:12:20.220
Write that down, Jinx. Write it down.

03:12:20.700 --> 03:12:21.500
Uhh...

03:12:21.500 --> 03:12:23.500
I suck at one more until I get there.

03:12:24.460 --> 03:12:26.620
I guess so, like, now we see that on Besta's bar, right?

03:12:26.620 --> 03:12:27.740
So we're just gonna play-

03:12:27.740 --> 03:12:28.540
Wait, I have no time. Hold tight. I'm getting it.

03:12:28.540 --> 03:12:29.040
Okay.

03:12:35.520 --> 03:12:40.520
I'm not going anywhere to your challenger, you have my word, okay?

03:12:40.520 --> 03:12:43.520
I will not go anywhere to your challenger.

03:12:43.520 --> 03:12:46.520
But I'm just trying not to be here all fucking night, bro. Let's fucking get this shit done.

03:12:46.520 --> 03:12:51.520
Okay, so now Vlad is coming here, so we have to back off.

03:12:51.520 --> 03:12:56.520
And now that Vlad backs off, we're gonna walk back in.

03:12:56.520 --> 03:13:02.520
Okay, are you kidding?

03:13:02.520 --> 03:13:04.240
you kidding

03:13:04.240 --> 03:13:10.240
but this is so retarded

03:13:10.240 --> 03:13:12.760
so dodgy ornalds nice

03:13:12.760 --> 03:13:14.600
like that dude

03:13:14.600 --> 03:13:17.880
so wait don't test why is the embessa cringe

03:13:17.880 --> 03:13:21.080
well it's on well the embessa cringe is just perma invading me and the vladis

03:13:21.080 --> 03:13:24.920
cringe because he's perma roaming

03:13:24.920 --> 03:13:27.200
it's like okay think of it this way think of it this way

03:13:27.200 --> 03:13:30.640
as i can imagine you're doing like an arm wrestling competition

03:13:30.640 --> 03:13:34.000
But the guy that you're arm wrestling against is getting his dick sucked by his best friend

03:13:34.000 --> 03:13:37.600
So his best friend can like give him more testosterone so he beats you

03:13:37.600 --> 03:13:39.680
Let's see what it's like with the two of these people

03:13:39.680 --> 03:13:42.800
Like they're just saying they're unsugging each other's dicks for like test boost

03:13:42.800 --> 03:13:44.720
And it's like dude like I don't want to

03:13:44.720 --> 03:13:47.120
I don't want to have to fucking like play against this shit, you know what I mean?

03:13:47.120 --> 03:13:49.760
Wait getting your bliener sucked hires your test-

03:13:49.760 --> 03:13:51.200
Oh you you you!

03:13:51.200 --> 03:13:52.320
Yes!

03:13:53.520 --> 03:13:55.120
No of course he has a fucking W

03:13:55.120 --> 03:13:56.480
Okay, so let me just back off

03:13:57.440 --> 03:13:59.040
Uh yeah it does, it does

03:14:00.640 --> 03:14:06.000
So that's what a lot of professional bodybuilders do, is they actually get their wieners sucked

03:14:06.000 --> 03:14:11.320
while they work out, so they can have testosterone boosts in the gym, and then they get PR world

03:14:11.320 --> 03:14:12.320
records.

03:14:12.320 --> 03:14:13.320
I never even knew that.

03:14:13.320 --> 03:14:14.320
Wow.

03:14:14.320 --> 03:14:15.800
I learned a lot of things from you.

03:14:15.800 --> 03:14:18.560
Yeah, but that's the reason why surjinks, a lot of the time what you're going to see

03:14:18.560 --> 03:14:22.680
is professional deadlifters, when they set world records, they're actually on top of

03:14:22.680 --> 03:14:24.800
a stage that has a hole in the middle.

03:14:24.800 --> 03:14:28.320
That way the person sucking their dick can do it while they're going down and up, does

03:14:28.320 --> 03:14:29.320
that make sense?

03:14:29.320 --> 03:14:30.320
It's like Houdini.

03:14:30.320 --> 03:14:32.320
Okay, I

03:14:34.000 --> 03:14:38.440
Feel like this game was looking bad, but I think it's looking better now. I agree

03:14:42.040 --> 03:14:44.040
Okay, so now look

03:14:45.360 --> 03:14:48.700
Now we're gonna look on this so I'm gonna try to like bait out their abilities

03:14:50.000 --> 03:14:51.640
They don't use any

03:14:51.640 --> 03:14:55.240
And then I would just get herald head so now instead of going for the turret

03:14:55.240 --> 03:14:57.520
We're gonna just found the dragon. We don't want to play on turret here

03:15:27.520 --> 03:15:31.520
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

03:15:31.520 --> 03:15:37.520
Um, after you.

03:15:37.520 --> 03:15:39.520
How are your tacos doing?

03:15:39.520 --> 03:15:43.520
After you get chattel, I think you should take a little like one or two day break.

03:15:43.520 --> 03:15:46.520
Why?

03:15:46.520 --> 03:15:50.520
Um, okay, I want you to be directly honest with me.

03:15:50.520 --> 03:15:51.520
Yes.

03:15:51.520 --> 03:15:55.520
Did you start stroking your reader after that?

03:15:55.520 --> 03:16:03.520
I didn't have to it was already hard no it's because what I do drinks if I play

03:16:03.520 --> 03:16:08.360
league so do you shave your legs no I've never I shaved my balls and that's it

03:16:08.360 --> 03:16:14.040
okay so the reason why you want to shave your legs okay okay so here we are okay

03:16:14.040 --> 03:16:17.880
the reason why every man has to shave their legs at least once in their life

03:16:17.880 --> 03:16:22.280
is because when you shave them it feels like a woman's legs so what you can

03:16:22.280 --> 03:16:26.300
actually do is you put your penis in between your legs while you're sitting

03:16:26.300 --> 03:16:28.780
there and you're having your leg shaved and you can literally like jerk

03:16:28.780 --> 03:16:32.060
yourself off with your own thighs but it feels like a woman's doing it because

03:16:32.060 --> 03:16:36.100
they're soft and supple. Does that make sense?

03:16:38.340 --> 03:16:49.520
Yes. Do you want to raise your recommendations? No. Yo, no, I think I'm

03:16:49.520 --> 03:16:51.520
I'm just going to keep my legs how they are.

03:16:51.520 --> 03:16:53.000
But you really are.

03:16:53.000 --> 03:16:54.000
I do.

03:16:54.000 --> 03:16:55.000
Are you sure?

03:16:55.000 --> 03:16:56.000
Like, you need to try at least once.

03:16:56.000 --> 03:16:57.500
It's like a rite of passage.

03:17:05.500 --> 03:17:07.000
Wait, let me check on my tacos.

03:17:07.000 --> 03:17:09.000
I'm just going to change this up.

03:17:09.000 --> 03:17:11.000
OK, so now we're going to do this.

03:17:11.000 --> 03:17:13.000
We're going to look on the following two.

03:17:13.000 --> 03:17:15.000
Tacos in five minutes, yes!

03:17:15.000 --> 03:17:17.000
Wait, Jensy, what would you do if you got your tacos,

03:17:17.000 --> 03:17:19.200
but it's like they're the wrong tacos?

03:17:19.200 --> 03:17:21.200
I would still just eat them.

03:17:21.200 --> 03:17:24.200
I wouldn't really care.

03:17:24.200 --> 03:17:27.200
It's supposedly thought that they're never going to be bad.

03:17:34.200 --> 03:17:37.200
This ambessa is literal. I fucking hate this kid.

03:17:37.200 --> 03:17:39.200
Yeah, he's a fucking...

03:17:39.200 --> 03:17:42.200
Maybe his parents hate him and that's why he plays like this.

03:17:42.200 --> 03:17:45.200
Sure, yes! Yes!

03:17:45.200 --> 03:17:47.200
Wait, Jinxie, how'd you think of that one?

03:17:47.200 --> 03:17:49.480
I just learned it from you, bro.

03:17:49.480 --> 03:17:52.000
No, that was actually really good.

03:17:52.000 --> 03:17:55.120
That was actually really good.

03:17:55.120 --> 03:17:56.240
How ally slain?

03:17:56.240 --> 03:17:58.720
It's not good.

03:17:58.720 --> 03:17:59.520
Yeah, but it's fine.

03:17:59.520 --> 03:18:00.400
What's the plan now?

03:18:00.400 --> 03:18:01.680
I need to ask you more questions.

03:18:01.680 --> 03:18:04.600
You play good when you're coaching.

03:18:04.600 --> 03:18:06.280
Wait, should I coach myself then?

03:18:06.280 --> 03:18:07.720
I think you should coach yourself.

03:18:07.720 --> 03:18:08.680
I'm not kidding.

03:18:08.680 --> 03:18:09.400
OK.

03:18:09.400 --> 03:18:11.520
All right, so Dantas, you're going to want to back off here,

03:18:11.520 --> 03:18:12.920
and I'll look for re-engage.

03:18:12.920 --> 03:18:14.600
Now, if you can find re-engage on a bus,

03:18:14.600 --> 03:18:15.440
it's going to be good.

03:18:15.440 --> 03:18:17.400
So you got the Oriol to use Ghost.

03:18:17.400 --> 03:18:19.080
Okay, just try to look for Chase.

03:18:19.080 --> 03:18:20.520
Dodge all the abilities, good.

03:18:20.520 --> 03:18:23.320
Now what you can do is you can walk up to enemy might show.

03:18:23.320 --> 03:18:25.600
So enemy wrappers are coming up in like seven seconds.

03:18:25.600 --> 03:18:27.000
So what I want you to do is I want you to just play

03:18:27.000 --> 03:18:28.040
on the wrappers here.

03:18:28.040 --> 03:18:29.440
They're up in like four seconds.

03:18:29.440 --> 03:18:31.760
Okay, but what should I do after the wrappers though?

03:18:31.760 --> 03:18:33.120
So after the wrappers, what you're gonna do is

03:18:33.120 --> 03:18:35.120
you're gonna play for the top to bot Folkler

03:18:35.120 --> 03:18:36.480
cause all your camps are respawning.

03:18:36.480 --> 03:18:37.720
And I want you to pay attention to map.

03:18:37.720 --> 03:18:38.760
What timers you see.

03:18:38.760 --> 03:18:39.840
Minus 50 on dragon.

03:18:39.840 --> 03:18:40.680
Okay, good.

03:18:40.680 --> 03:18:41.520
So what you're gonna do is you're gonna play

03:18:41.520 --> 03:18:43.040
for the top to bot Folkler here.

03:18:43.040 --> 03:18:44.120
After the top to bot Folkler,

03:18:44.120 --> 03:18:45.880
You're going to want to reset because Dragon won't be up.

03:18:45.880 --> 03:18:47.280
And then after you're going to buy,

03:18:47.280 --> 03:18:49.400
and then you're going to look for Dragon out of base.

03:18:49.400 --> 03:18:50.880
So how you're going to do is you're

03:18:50.880 --> 03:18:52.840
going to look for hovering mid for plays.

03:18:52.840 --> 03:18:54.200
And then up to that, you should be good.

03:18:54.200 --> 03:18:56.160
So now I want you to drone, see what's going on in the map.

03:18:56.160 --> 03:18:58.960
See if there's a better play for you to make besides full clearing.

03:18:58.960 --> 03:19:00.560
Do you see anything?

03:19:00.560 --> 03:19:01.440
No, I don't.

03:19:01.440 --> 03:19:02.640
OK, so what you're going to do now

03:19:02.640 --> 03:19:06.600
is you're going to just play for the rafters, OK?

03:19:06.600 --> 03:19:08.280
Crugs up in 12 seconds.

03:19:08.280 --> 03:19:10.080
So if you were to run through your crugs right now,

03:19:10.080 --> 03:19:11.320
they'd actually be on cooldown.

03:19:11.320 --> 03:19:13.680
But it looks like your Orianna is making an aggressive play.

03:19:13.680 --> 03:19:16.560
So try to like meet her up there, use your sweeper,

03:19:16.560 --> 03:19:18.960
get rid of any vision, and then see if this blue is up.

03:19:18.960 --> 03:19:20.360
It's not, so now recall.

03:19:20.360 --> 03:19:21.680
So now what we're gonna do is I'm gonna want you

03:19:21.680 --> 03:19:22.800
to keep your Krugs alive,

03:19:22.800 --> 03:19:24.760
that way you can get three two socks off the Krugs,

03:19:24.760 --> 03:19:26.600
and then afterwards you can probably look on the dragon

03:19:26.600 --> 03:19:27.800
like one minute.

03:19:27.800 --> 03:19:30.080
So you're gonna get the Black Cleaver now, that's good.

03:19:30.080 --> 03:19:31.960
And then I'm gonna build Shogun inside of Manamune

03:19:31.960 --> 03:19:33.760
because the thing is that your team is fed,

03:19:33.760 --> 03:19:35.320
so you can actually act as a frontliner

03:19:35.320 --> 03:19:36.600
rather than being a carry.

03:19:36.600 --> 03:19:38.920
So then after this, what I'm gonna wanna do

03:19:38.920 --> 03:19:40.320
is you're gonna look for the Krugs,

03:19:40.320 --> 03:19:42.480
and after Krugs, I wanna play on the blue.

03:19:42.480 --> 03:19:45.120
Okay, but drags up in 40, how should I prep that?

03:19:45.120 --> 03:19:47.520
So what you're gonna do is you're gonna have to look for a pick, okay?

03:19:47.520 --> 03:19:51.080
So the way that you're gonna find a pick is you're gonna have to look through med or through bots.

03:19:51.080 --> 03:19:52.880
Okay, so we can try that then.

03:19:52.880 --> 03:19:55.000
Yeah, so also look at the other timers.

03:19:55.000 --> 03:19:56.280
What other timers you see?

03:19:56.280 --> 03:19:58.840
Well, Bann's already up and Skell's up in 45.

03:19:58.840 --> 03:20:01.720
But Skell comes after Dragon, exactly.

03:20:01.720 --> 03:20:04.360
So how you're gonna do this is you're gonna look for Dragon first on crab.

03:20:04.360 --> 03:20:05.840
So now look for a play here.

03:20:05.840 --> 03:20:07.240
Don't play too far in.

03:20:07.240 --> 03:20:08.520
You're still waiting for your team.

03:20:08.520 --> 03:20:09.520
So you don't wanna engage.

03:20:09.520 --> 03:20:11.720
You just wanna allow your team to get in position.

03:20:11.720 --> 03:20:13.240
All 10.

03:20:13.240 --> 03:20:14.320
So I can walk up.

03:20:14.320 --> 03:20:17.480
Garycute's stalk is off the orn.

03:20:17.480 --> 03:20:20.200
OK, now just focus the ambessa.

03:20:20.200 --> 03:20:24.660
All 10.

03:20:24.660 --> 03:20:25.700
OK, that was horrible.

03:20:27.700 --> 03:20:30.300
I think you'd play better like that.

03:20:30.300 --> 03:20:33.140
Double lift, double lift, double lift.

03:20:33.140 --> 03:20:34.480
No, he missed every shot.

03:20:34.480 --> 03:20:35.700
Fuck!

03:20:35.700 --> 03:20:37.820
Wait, he's not done yet.

03:20:37.820 --> 03:20:38.320
Yes!

03:20:38.320 --> 03:20:40.320
She got pulled in by Ditty!

03:20:42.520 --> 03:20:45.520
Bro, but I thought you did good with that. That was cool.

03:20:45.520 --> 03:20:47.520
Bro, that was really cool.

03:20:48.320 --> 03:20:52.520
Yeah, but the reason why I went bad is because, like, our retarded karma got caught.

03:20:52.520 --> 03:20:55.520
So because the karma got caught, it just fucked everything.

03:20:56.120 --> 03:21:00.520
No, bro, shut the fuck up and coach yourself. You're the best player in the lobby.

03:21:00.520 --> 03:21:03.920
Okay, coached on test. What could I have done differently there?

03:21:03.920 --> 03:21:08.800
So what you should have done is you should have hired a magician from Egypt to cast a curse on

03:21:08.800 --> 03:21:13.520
Karma's family to just like instantly execute him. That way he doesn't walk up and in like that.

03:21:13.520 --> 03:21:17.360
Okay, but where can I even find these magicians? I can practice that kind of magic. So what you

03:21:17.360 --> 03:21:21.680
can do is you can look on either the deep web or maybe even just click on random ads until

03:21:21.680 --> 03:21:26.400
eventually your PC has so many viruses that you get recommended some wonky shit and then just follow

03:21:26.400 --> 03:21:30.960
the rabbit hole. Okay, so now what should I do? So now what we're going to do is we're going to look

03:21:30.960 --> 03:21:34.540
for the blue and then look for the crab but what I want to do is I wanted to ask

03:21:34.540 --> 03:21:38.500
Jinxie now because he told me to ask the coach what's going on ask him if he's

03:21:38.500 --> 03:21:42.560
content with the coach's explanation okay Jinxer you can tense with the coach's

03:21:42.560 --> 03:21:47.720
explanation yes yes okay he said he's content okay good so now what you're

03:21:47.720 --> 03:21:50.560
gonna do is you're gonna play on the top the bot and then afterwards I want you

03:21:50.560 --> 03:21:54.680
to look on the baron okay but is the enemy team walking around baron how the

03:21:54.680 --> 03:21:58.080
fuck am I supposed to know fucking retard we have no vision so now you need

03:21:58.080 --> 03:22:00.600
to wait for your team to get vision for you.

03:22:00.600 --> 03:22:03.820
So we see that one is bot, so if you were to fight,

03:22:03.820 --> 03:22:06.160
worst case, it would be like 44,

03:22:06.160 --> 03:22:09.540
but now one is up here, so you don't want to fight this.

03:22:09.540 --> 03:22:12.040
Now walk in and see if you can hop out of your gen.

03:22:12.040 --> 03:22:13.640
Okay, this is good, this is good, this is good,

03:22:13.640 --> 03:22:16.240
look for the fight, look for the fight, look for the fight.

03:22:17.560 --> 03:22:20.320
Get your Qsocks off one, don't use your ult though.

03:22:20.320 --> 03:22:22.820
Okay, Qsock off wave, Qsock off wave, nice.

03:22:23.800 --> 03:22:26.600
Okay, one more Qsock, good.

03:22:26.600 --> 03:22:33.600
for another one, and I'll bring them into your team.

03:22:33.600 --> 03:22:35.440
It's not what I'm going to want to do, so I'm going to want to be a bit careful, but

03:22:35.440 --> 03:22:40.440
we saw Vlad top, so you can actually go for more here.

03:22:40.440 --> 03:22:46.840
Okay, so now I'll go for the dive, perfect.

03:22:46.840 --> 03:22:49.640
Now I want you to play for the turret, and then after this turret, you're just going

03:22:49.640 --> 03:22:50.640
to go for the Baron.

03:22:50.640 --> 03:22:53.800
The Vlad is resetting, we know because he's not showing top anymore, so you're going to

03:22:53.800 --> 03:23:01.280
to take advantage of that okay so now play on the bar and then after the bar

03:23:01.280 --> 03:23:05.560
you're gonna look for a recall and then you're gonna look for the red buff

03:23:05.560 --> 03:23:11.360
what's up Jinxie coach Dantez and student Dantez you are literally the

03:23:11.360 --> 03:23:16.400
best duo I've ever seen in my life dude I'm telling you it might be split their

03:23:16.400 --> 03:23:19.640
personality disorder but I swear when you started doing this started playing way

03:23:19.640 --> 03:23:26.640
Yeah, no, because the thing is that sometimes Jinxie, sometimes Jinxie, you need to listen to the smartest man in the room.

03:23:26.640 --> 03:23:30.640
And if you're the smartest man in the room, it means you just got to talk to yourself. Does that make sense?

03:23:30.640 --> 03:23:34.640
Yes, yes. I don't want to distract you too much.

03:23:34.640 --> 03:23:38.640
Okay, so Dante, I don't want you to sell your tier and then buy Shoujin because you have a spike.

03:23:38.640 --> 03:23:41.640
Now, out of base what you're going to do is you're going to try to play on mid bot.

03:23:41.640 --> 03:23:46.640
So I'm going to ping Urgot to go bot here because the thing is that the enemy team does have a good amount of wave clear.

03:23:46.640 --> 03:23:49.340
wave clear so how we're going to counter that is we're going to play on two

03:23:49.340 --> 03:23:52.940
different lanes so you can push two lanes at the same time and that way you're

03:23:52.940 --> 03:23:57.140
able to actually open up the enemy's base. So your job here where you're going

03:23:57.140 --> 03:24:00.920
to do is you're going to just hover in the bot side jungle and then you're going

03:24:00.920 --> 03:24:03.740
to go wherever the fight shows up. If it's mid you go mid, if it's bot you go bot.

03:24:03.740 --> 03:24:07.700
Now one is showing bot so what you're going to do is you're going to walk up like this,

03:24:07.700 --> 03:24:11.900
good. They hit a scrying orb so you know for fact someone's in bot side so I'm going to look for them.

03:24:11.900 --> 03:24:13.900
Okay, nobody's here.

03:24:13.900 --> 03:24:17.900
Okay, so if nobody's here, the one you do is you just hover ergot, and then you just play on the turret.

03:24:19.900 --> 03:24:21.900
Okay, I'll just play for this.

03:24:22.900 --> 03:24:26.900
They're not going to want to walk up too far, because don't forget, the VOD is still relatively strong.

03:24:26.900 --> 03:24:30.900
So now I want you to walk up, see if the Wolves are up for Q-socks or not.

03:24:30.900 --> 03:24:34.900
Okay, so now look on the Scuttle Crab Share.

03:24:34.900 --> 03:24:37.900
I want to get Q-socks off the Scuttle side, you can actually look on the VOD play.

03:24:41.900 --> 03:24:44.700
Ok, nice finish with Q to maintain SOX.

03:24:44.700 --> 03:24:46.340
I'm gonna look for a fight.

03:24:46.340 --> 03:24:48.420
Now you can get a big flying cure.

03:24:48.420 --> 03:24:50.260
Go for it, go for it, go for it.

03:24:50.260 --> 03:24:56.420
Ok, now back up.

03:24:56.420 --> 03:24:57.420
Here he is up in one.

03:24:57.420 --> 03:24:58.420
Look for engage.

03:24:58.420 --> 03:24:59.420
Nice!

03:24:59.420 --> 03:25:06.420
Double lift just got a quad, Rikkyo.

03:25:06.420 --> 03:25:09.420
Double lift just got a quad.

03:25:09.420 --> 03:25:11.420
Double lift just got a quad, Rikkyo.

03:25:11.420 --> 03:25:20.420
I think we actually win the game off that Jain C. Okay, Don Tez, coach Don Tez and student Don Tez.

03:25:20.420 --> 03:25:32.420
Yes. Is it okay? Yes. Is it okay if I grab my tacos, guys? What do you think coach? I mean he's not playing so he could do it if he wants.

03:25:32.420 --> 03:25:38.420
Okay, but we're giving him permission? Yeah, you can do it. Okay, Jain C. I think the coach is okay with you getting your tacos.

03:25:38.420 --> 03:25:43.420
Okay, be back, sorry.

03:25:43.420 --> 03:25:48.500
Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to build more tank items.

03:25:48.500 --> 03:25:51.020
So what we're going to do is we're going to build our Tunneler, and then afterwards we're

03:25:51.020 --> 03:25:53.900
going to look for the Soul, because the problem is that we weren't able to action the game

03:25:53.900 --> 03:25:56.900
there.

03:25:56.900 --> 03:26:03.660
Okay, so now 15 seconds on Dragon, so what you're going to do here is you're just going

03:26:03.660 --> 03:26:08.660
gonna look for the Q-Socks and then afterwards you're gonna look on this.

03:26:14.660 --> 03:26:18.660
Now Dawn, so you're gonna have to wait for your team here.

03:26:20.660 --> 03:26:24.660
See if you can walk up, but don't go for an engage. You're just jerking them off here.

03:26:26.660 --> 03:26:29.660
This is good. Keep your Q-Socks.

03:26:33.660 --> 03:26:40.660
Come on!

03:26:40.660 --> 03:26:55.900
There we go, push mid, push mid on.

03:26:55.900 --> 03:26:57.700
Holy fuck, good shit, Dantas.

03:26:57.700 --> 03:26:58.700
Oh, thank you.

03:26:58.700 --> 03:27:02.380
Dude, I'm gonna be honest, you actually did really well that game, but the thing is that

03:27:02.380 --> 03:27:05.820
You have to lock it in because their promise that when you get unfocused you just send

03:27:06.260 --> 03:27:10.060
Yeah, I know but like there's no real way for me to rain myself in well

03:27:10.060 --> 03:27:15.020
The way that you bring yourself in is by talking to yourself like this because if you talk to yourself like this and are able to

03:27:15.020 --> 03:27:17.020
Actually control yourself does that make sense?

03:27:17.260 --> 03:27:20.980
Yeah, I mean I see what you're getting at because I guess that's my biggest issue as a player

03:27:20.980 --> 03:27:23.060
It's that I always just do random shit

03:27:23.060 --> 03:27:28.980
But then when you're talking to me it actually allows me to be in a position where I'm able to really sit there and understand

03:27:28.980 --> 03:27:30.980
What's going on?

03:27:30.980 --> 03:27:36.020
Yeah, yeah, what's up coach dot test and student on test what happened?

03:27:37.380 --> 03:27:41.620
So we actually managed one night game. Yeah, the enemy team actually managed it and so we won it

03:27:42.420 --> 03:27:46.000
So you guys won coach and yep student nice we won

03:27:48.540 --> 03:27:50.540
Okay, okay, bro, I think

03:27:51.900 --> 03:27:53.900
So now you just four away right?

03:27:53.900 --> 03:28:01.540
Yep, you're Jack shout out double if man double up kind of quadra kill bro. Jack tell double if I said good shit

03:28:03.660 --> 03:28:08.740
Wait Jin see hmm, what do you call double if 20 gets a quadra?

03:28:11.100 --> 03:28:13.100
Quadra left

03:28:13.740 --> 03:28:18.940
Okay, wait, how'd you think of that? I just I kind of just gas

03:28:18.940 --> 03:28:20.940
Yes.

03:28:20.940 --> 03:28:24.940
Okay, Jinxie, do you want to see my most unhinged clip ever?

03:28:28.940 --> 03:28:30.940
Wait, are you sure?

03:28:30.940 --> 03:28:32.940
Yes, this is so good. These talkers are so good.

03:28:32.940 --> 03:28:34.940
Okay, are you watching my screen?

03:28:36.940 --> 03:28:38.940
Yes, I'm in your screen share.

03:28:44.940 --> 03:28:46.940
You are as mature for your age.

03:28:48.940 --> 03:28:55.940
Jesus Christ. Oh my God. Oh my God.

03:29:18.940 --> 03:29:36.020
What is the context of that clip, man?

03:29:36.020 --> 03:29:39.460
I don't think there was any, to be honest.

03:29:39.460 --> 03:29:42.900
Bro, coach, now Tess.

03:29:42.900 --> 03:29:45.100
Yep, talk to me.

03:29:45.100 --> 03:29:47.300
These are the best talkas I've ever had.

03:29:47.300 --> 03:29:51.300
Okay, Jynxie, what I want you to do is I want you to eat it and while you're eating it,

03:29:51.300 --> 03:29:54.300
put your mouth up to the camera and show us everything going on inside.

03:29:58.300 --> 03:29:59.300
Are you sure?

03:29:59.300 --> 03:30:02.300
I'm watching you eat it. I want you to sit there, Jynxie. I want your teeth.

03:30:02.300 --> 03:30:05.300
I want to see your teeth. I want you to run your tongue over your teeth

03:30:05.300 --> 03:30:08.300
and I want you to sit there and I want you to chew it.

03:30:08.300 --> 03:30:13.300
I want you to have that saliva. Just fucking eradicate all the meat inside of it.

03:30:13.300 --> 03:30:14.300
Does that make sense?

03:30:17.300 --> 03:30:18.300
Okay.

03:30:18.300 --> 03:30:21.300
Where were you doing it?

03:30:21.300 --> 03:30:23.300
Yes, it's just a little bit.

03:30:23.300 --> 03:30:25.300
Okay, I'm going to wash.

03:30:25.300 --> 03:30:30.300
Why does everybody say that as your sister, man?

03:30:30.300 --> 03:30:34.300
Well, what else are you supposed to make your partner nowadays?

03:30:34.300 --> 03:30:35.300
What?

03:30:35.300 --> 03:30:36.300
My bad!

03:30:36.300 --> 03:30:39.300
You asked a question!

03:30:39.300 --> 03:30:41.300
Fuck, Jinxie.

03:30:41.300 --> 03:30:43.300
Question

03:30:45.900 --> 03:30:51.980
Fuck a jing see okay, don't guys yeah, what's up listen to me bro

03:30:53.140 --> 03:30:55.140
You need four wins, bro

03:30:55.380 --> 03:30:57.380
for

03:30:57.580 --> 03:31:02.620
This is your night. This is your time. This is your day to get challenger, buddy

03:31:03.540 --> 03:31:06.880
Okay, but I have bad news the Reeds is gonna be here in like one minute

03:31:06.880 --> 03:31:16.520
You mean your McDonald's is going to be your moment?

03:31:16.520 --> 03:31:17.520
Yep.

03:31:17.520 --> 03:31:19.520
How is it so fast?

03:31:19.520 --> 03:31:23.720
I think it's McDonald's dude.

03:31:23.720 --> 03:31:26.320
They have literally one every block.

03:31:26.320 --> 03:31:28.320
Yo, Jensie.

03:31:28.320 --> 03:31:30.320
Yes.

03:31:30.320 --> 03:31:36.320
Yes. You put the cool in school.

03:31:40.320 --> 03:31:43.320
But isn't isn't school CH?

03:31:46.320 --> 03:31:48.320
No, it's SK.

03:31:50.320 --> 03:31:55.320
What do you mean? I'm a master. I literally have a master's in spelling.

03:31:55.320 --> 03:31:59.760
Spelling wait, tell me to spell any word and I'll do it right now

03:32:01.980 --> 03:32:03.980
Pseudo pseudo hyperthyroidism

03:32:07.200 --> 03:32:09.200
PSUEDO

03:32:11.040 --> 03:32:13.040
HYPER

03:32:14.320 --> 03:32:17.440
THYROIDISM

03:32:18.040 --> 03:32:20.040
It was two pseudos

03:32:20.640 --> 03:32:21.760
What?

03:32:21.760 --> 03:32:23.760
No, that's not even real

03:32:26.800 --> 03:32:28.800
Look it up Joe Bart did it

03:32:33.100 --> 03:32:37.640
Bro, it's not a glacial pseudo hyperthyroid the dissim

03:32:39.480 --> 03:32:44.440
You're playing against double left dot test all right free one inbound

03:32:44.440 --> 03:32:55.240
I'm gonna do this for you. This is for you. Are you sure you want to play here? Yeah,

03:32:55.240 --> 03:32:57.760
I'm gonna go crazy. I'm gonna say I need to get the operates one second.

03:33:14.440 --> 03:33:17.440
You guys ate all of it.

03:33:17.440 --> 03:33:19.440
I'mma put it away.

03:33:27.440 --> 03:33:29.440
Damn that was good!

03:33:44.440 --> 03:33:57.520
Okay, Jinxie, I'm back what I missed.

03:33:57.520 --> 03:34:02.720
Jinxie, what I missed?

03:34:02.720 --> 03:34:04.720
Jinxie!

03:34:04.720 --> 03:34:11.000
But did he die?

03:34:11.000 --> 03:34:16.760
die because Jinxie fucking died

03:34:18.440 --> 03:34:34.160
all right we're fine okay Jinxie guess what what guess what I'm listening

03:34:34.160 --> 03:34:47.000
watch by what is it I got goldfish man fucking fucking goldfish sorry I'm not

03:34:47.000 --> 03:34:50.720
my bad though those coach on test I was gonna see you on this might on the first

03:34:50.720 --> 03:34:56.760
one yeah you are but only at the end you have Evelyn bro yeah but it's fine my

03:34:56.760 --> 03:35:01.640
support is literally one be wanting the Evelyn in her jungle level one why is

03:35:01.640 --> 03:35:07.520
that fine isn't that bad well he has cancer for dying but the good news is

03:35:07.520 --> 03:35:16.840
that like it delays Evelyn's full clear so I can probably double crab her bro

03:35:16.840 --> 03:35:23.200
that's advanced like the way you think about that is advanced why because oh

03:35:23.200 --> 03:35:27.800
wait because she fought she wasted time so now she can't beat you to the second

03:35:27.800 --> 03:35:32.840
Yeah, but no no that's not what we're gonna do actually I thought about it more. I know what the better plays

03:35:34.040 --> 03:35:36.040
Okay, um

03:35:37.640 --> 03:35:43.080
So the better play here I genuinely believe you should coach yourself all the way to challenger

03:35:43.720 --> 03:35:46.480
Good sit on like I think you just play better

03:35:47.080 --> 03:35:52.480
Okay, so now we're gonna do is we're gonna ping on our leason to actually like help me here because I've been just gonna like invade this I

03:35:54.160 --> 03:35:57.520
Then after I'm gonna smite this I'm gonna leave because the enemy team has vision to me on this

03:35:57.800 --> 03:36:02.640
So they're gonna know I'm here which means that they could actually fuck with me. So what we're gonna do is

03:36:04.040 --> 03:36:09.400
Bro, who's the fucking coach? Do you want to see what you're gonna do? Do you want to let me fucking talk? Okay?

03:36:09.400 --> 03:36:12.320
Sorry. Yeah for fucking dude. Fuck!

03:36:14.560 --> 03:36:19.220
Sorry, okay, so this we're gonna do now you're gonna play for the blue after the blue

03:36:19.220 --> 03:36:23.240
I'm gonna want you to look for either grump or bot gank one of the two

03:36:23.240 --> 03:36:27.560
So you're just going to play for this here. Crab is spawning too, so you can actually

03:36:27.560 --> 03:36:31.760
look on the crab as well. So you're going to look for the blue share and then I want

03:36:31.760 --> 03:36:38.520
to play on the crab. After this, civilian gang bot. There's no opportunity there. So what

03:36:38.520 --> 03:36:42.680
we're probably going to do then is we're just going to look for bots atop Folkler.

03:36:42.680 --> 03:36:47.400
But my cams on respawn top side. Okay, well even if they're not respawned, what you're

03:36:47.400 --> 03:36:51.880
going to do is you're just going to clear your bot side. That doesn't matter. Okay.

03:36:51.880 --> 03:36:55.440
So now what you're going to do is you're going to play for Gromp, afterwards you're going to look on Wolves.

03:36:55.440 --> 03:36:58.880
I'm going to press Z, okay so it says Jung used his Flash already.

03:36:58.880 --> 03:37:03.360
So you know the enemy Midlaner is Flashless, so you could even gank that as well if you really wanted to.

03:37:03.360 --> 03:37:06.720
So I'm going to just play for the Gromp now, good.

03:37:06.720 --> 03:37:11.360
Raptors are respawning, so there's a good chance that Evelynn shows up there as well.

03:37:11.360 --> 03:37:15.360
So now I'm going to just play for Wolves, good.

03:37:15.360 --> 03:37:21.360
So your bot is pushing in, no opportunity there, it doesn't really look like there's an opportunity mid,

03:37:21.360 --> 03:37:23.760
and it looks like your top end is doing fine too.

03:37:23.760 --> 03:37:26.320
So right now the only thing you have to really do is just chill.

03:37:26.320 --> 03:37:29.760
You're better off recalling instead of actually like running to your Krugs here

03:37:29.760 --> 03:37:32.720
because it's going to take you almost the same amount of time to walk

03:37:32.720 --> 03:37:35.200
as resetting and then just like walking back.

03:37:35.200 --> 03:37:36.560
So that's why this is better.

03:37:37.280 --> 03:37:38.880
So now just run straight to the Krugs,

03:37:38.880 --> 03:37:40.720
afterwards go Krugs into Raptors,

03:37:40.720 --> 03:37:44.640
and then we can see if we can look for a timer play on the Dragon in a minute.

03:37:45.600 --> 03:37:47.360
The good news is you are going to be level 5,

03:37:47.360 --> 03:37:48.800
so you're going to be relatively strong here.

03:37:48.800 --> 03:37:56.720
So now just play for the Krugs, after the Krugs I want you to look on the wrappers.

03:37:56.720 --> 03:37:58.220
Joan top, what's happening top?

03:37:58.220 --> 03:38:02.440
Okay, so top is fighting, do you want to help that?

03:38:02.440 --> 03:38:10.200
I mean I could, like he's relatively, yeah he's pretty low, let's actually have a good

03:38:10.200 --> 03:38:11.200
look.

03:38:11.200 --> 03:38:16.120
Okay so use your Oracle and scout out, make sure it doesn't have any wards, good.

03:38:16.120 --> 03:38:20.120
And then yeah, walk up. This is good.

03:38:28.120 --> 03:38:32.120
Now take your laner's wave. He gets the kill, you get the wave. Perfect.

03:38:32.120 --> 03:38:36.120
Get it? Alright, nice. And then now what you're going to do is you're going to respawn

03:38:36.120 --> 03:38:39.120
and then you're just going to go straight to the drag. Now why are you going to drag

03:38:39.120 --> 03:38:43.120
into the subroptors here? Well because the thing is, Evelyn's play would be

03:38:43.120 --> 03:38:47.860
to go for the dragon so by us resetting and running straight there we counter her

03:38:47.860 --> 03:38:51.100
only real play that you could have that could punish me

03:38:51.100 --> 03:38:59.100
exactly good who's a good boy who knows this stuff about league I am I am yeah

03:38:59.100 --> 03:39:04.060
you're you're a really good boy aren't you okay dude fucking relax bro fuck is

03:39:04.060 --> 03:39:08.420
going on good so now we're gonna do is you're gonna look for the you're gonna

03:39:08.420 --> 03:39:13.220
look for the ball in here just have her don't look for anything too crazy your

03:39:13.220 --> 03:39:15.780
least and does have also I wanted to walk towards mid see if you could look for a

03:39:15.780 --> 03:39:21.500
play here because he's paying yet and now you're just gonna find the jack so the

03:39:21.500 --> 03:39:23.580
reason why you're going for the dragon here is just because you have like bot

03:39:23.580 --> 03:39:27.860
plus mid prio so it's just like guaranteed and then you can easily look

03:39:27.860 --> 03:39:32.340
for a bot to top folk there it's gonna be very free for you

03:39:32.340 --> 03:39:43.860
Okay, so now you're just going to play on this, this is good.

03:39:43.860 --> 03:39:45.860
And now you go bot to top.

03:39:45.860 --> 03:39:50.940
Now there is a risk that she would have already invaded your top side and she's on your raptors,

03:39:50.940 --> 03:39:55.500
but I want you to just like act as if that's not possible right now.

03:39:55.500 --> 03:39:59.220
Like literally just hope that she didn't do that, because if she did then it's like really

03:39:59.220 --> 03:40:05.220
fucked for yaksha. Okay so the enemy bond is pretty low I want to walk towards

03:40:05.220 --> 03:40:10.860
there. So Jhin has no flash no ghost you're gonna go for him. So I'm going to

03:40:10.860 --> 03:40:16.500
want you to look for like a flash over his over the morganus like bonding.

03:40:16.500 --> 03:40:23.860
Bro, you just play double lift.

03:40:23.860 --> 03:40:28.820
So now you're going to hold your Q exactly.

03:40:28.820 --> 03:40:33.140
So Jensy, the reason why I held my Q there, right, was because I knew that there was a

03:40:33.140 --> 03:40:36.040
chance that she could use her flash to get away from me.

03:40:36.040 --> 03:40:39.260
So because my Q is my gap closing ability, I don't want to lead with Q.

03:40:39.260 --> 03:40:41.620
Does that make sense?

03:40:41.620 --> 03:40:45.220
Yes, yes.

03:40:45.220 --> 03:40:47.820
Don't ask is everything going okay with copes on test

03:40:49.700 --> 03:40:54.300
Yeah, I mean he just keeps saying these really weird sexual things so it's like a bit off-putting

03:40:54.460 --> 03:40:59.620
Bro, what the fuck are you saying now? We're talking shit. I give you free wins and you're talking shit

03:40:59.940 --> 03:41:06.140
Bro, it's all my fault. You're a fucking freak. Oh, yeah, go me a fucking freak again. How about this?

03:41:06.140 --> 03:41:10.260
I'm not gonna coach you for the rest of the game. No, no, no, no, please please. Okay, fine

03:41:10.460 --> 03:41:13.900
I'll do but don't fucking talk to me like that again. Now go for your wolves

03:41:15.220 --> 03:41:17.080
thanks jane so you got me in trouble now

03:41:17.080 --> 03:41:18.760
appreciate it bro

03:41:18.760 --> 03:41:21.960
sorry

03:41:21.960 --> 03:41:24.640
so now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the uh...

03:41:24.640 --> 03:41:27.520
and we're balling after the wolves

03:41:27.520 --> 03:41:32.760
we can even look for a blue shirt to be honest

03:41:32.760 --> 03:41:37.560
it's weird that there's two of you i've never thought this day would come

03:41:37.560 --> 03:41:38.360
well

03:41:38.360 --> 03:41:39.600
why is it weird

03:41:39.600 --> 03:41:42.400
no no no no not like you're not a

03:41:42.400 --> 03:41:44.600
coach not a bad way just do your thing man

03:41:44.600 --> 03:41:46.360
I just thought it would be two of you.

03:41:46.360 --> 03:41:49.080
Yeah, coach, see now he's the one giving you cancer.

03:41:49.080 --> 03:41:51.040
You know what to tell him now, don't you?

03:41:51.040 --> 03:41:53.360
Yeah, Jinx, you wanna say I'm weird, huh?

03:41:53.360 --> 03:41:54.920
Is that what you're trying to say?

03:41:54.920 --> 03:41:56.920
No, no, no, no, I'm sorry, sir.

03:41:57.920 --> 03:41:59.880
Okay, all right, so now what we're gonna do

03:41:59.880 --> 03:42:01.880
is we're gonna play for the rappers,

03:42:01.880 --> 03:42:04.080
and then we're gonna look on the enemy red chair.

03:42:07.400 --> 03:42:08.760
Okay, now we can't go for the red,

03:42:08.760 --> 03:42:10.960
but what we can do is we're gonna maybe look for a flying chair.

03:42:10.960 --> 03:42:12.960
So I'm gonna ping my mouse card to walk up.

03:42:14.600 --> 03:42:18.400
And then we're going to walk in here.

03:42:18.400 --> 03:42:21.840
Now the problem is that they have a ward.

03:42:21.840 --> 03:42:24.040
But the Morgana might walk into us here,

03:42:24.040 --> 03:42:25.840
so we're just going to look for the kill on her.

03:42:25.840 --> 03:42:27.160
So we dodge the Q, nice.

03:42:39.040 --> 03:42:41.080
Yeah, whatever.

03:42:41.080 --> 03:42:43.320
A bit of a cancer incident.

03:42:43.320 --> 03:42:48.120
Okay, so now what I want to do is I want to just walk mid, see if you could actually look for a kill on the Yone

03:42:48.120 --> 03:42:50.280
It's worth like a small shutdown so it could be free

03:42:50.520 --> 03:42:54.960
There's no point in you farming your Gromp because I mean there's only like one other camp that you could farm and it's like

03:42:54.960 --> 03:42:59.780
50 seconds away, which is like the wolves, so you're better off just like killing time waiting for

03:43:00.720 --> 03:43:04.560
your wolves to respawn then just doing your Gromp and then

03:43:05.560 --> 03:43:07.560
You know like being off the map

03:43:13.320 --> 03:43:20.760
Nice. Perfect. So now what I want to do is you're going to look on the wrappers and after

03:43:20.760 --> 03:43:23.440
the wrappers you're going to look for the Krugs. So I want you to hit this, you're

03:43:23.440 --> 03:43:27.080
going to get vision now. Okay, nice. So the Krugs are up so you're not going to do wrappers.

03:43:27.080 --> 03:43:31.080
You're going to stop with Krugs because you see all your wolves are coming up in 15 seconds.

03:43:31.080 --> 03:43:35.200
Yeah. So what you're going to do is you're going to go for Krugs all the way down because

03:43:35.200 --> 03:43:37.920
you're going to be able to sync your full clear properly. So it's going to be really

03:43:37.920 --> 03:43:48.000
get for you. Okay. Alright, so now what I want you to do is I want to just play for

03:43:48.000 --> 03:43:52.600
the Raptors and then after Raptors we look on the rest of the clear. Dragon's gonna

03:43:52.600 --> 03:43:58.960
be up in about a minute so we're gonna look for a plan on that soon as well. Okay, you

03:43:58.960 --> 03:44:01.960
do not want to fight mid because you have no ult so if you fight mid you're just gonna

03:44:01.960 --> 03:44:06.240
wasting a lot of time just play for your clear sure

03:44:08.880 --> 03:44:12.960
there you go so you're just gonna clear your balls now and then afterwards you're

03:44:12.960 --> 03:44:21.400
gonna clear your crumb and then you're gonna look on a on a bad play you guys

03:44:21.400 --> 03:44:27.200
are doing great guys are you insinuating that there's a chance that I

03:44:27.200 --> 03:44:30.880
wouldn't be doing a great job coaching no I just mean like you guys are both

03:44:30.880 --> 03:44:35.440
doing great student and teacher you guys are doing great yeah my students

03:44:35.440 --> 03:44:38.400
fucking disabled bro unless he has a second voice in his fucking head he's

03:44:38.400 --> 03:44:41.240
sitting there fucking running around like out of this chicken it's actually

03:44:41.240 --> 03:44:51.920
kind of ridiculous yeah no I just mean you guys as a pair are really big parents

03:44:51.920 --> 03:45:00.200
oh thank you okay so what I want to do is just back off look on the dragon okay

03:45:00.200 --> 03:45:05.120
So now you're just going to look on the dragon here, your ult is up, your flash is up in

03:45:05.120 --> 03:45:11.820
about 10 seconds, you can play on mouse here now as well.

03:45:11.820 --> 03:45:16.520
Now Evelyn can try to flash steal this, so I want you to hold onto her Q here, so if

03:45:16.520 --> 03:45:37.520
if she does then you can queue follow up and then kill her, nice

03:45:37.520 --> 03:45:44.920
yeah no wonder Mudo is fucking bronze dude how fucking retarded is that champion

03:45:44.920 --> 03:45:47.920
just okay guys

03:45:47.920 --> 03:45:48.760
jincey

03:45:48.760 --> 03:45:51.920
talk about how retarded yon is

03:45:51.920 --> 03:45:53.360
uh... it's just broken

03:45:53.360 --> 03:45:56.920
how he's able to attack and retreat simultaneously

03:45:56.920 --> 03:45:58.600
true

03:45:58.600 --> 03:46:02.560
okay so now what i'm gonna want to do is you're gonna play on the uh...

03:46:02.560 --> 03:46:04.560
bot kill

03:46:04.560 --> 03:46:07.360
wow

03:46:07.360 --> 03:46:09.400
you're fucking kidding me

03:46:09.400 --> 03:46:13.400
okay so there's nothing to do bot so the problem is this game you're probably not both disabled

03:46:13.400 --> 03:46:17.320
So because of that, you're just gonna have to play more towards like your top or your mid.

03:46:22.920 --> 03:46:25.680
Wait, did you guys say I got the funniest comment yesterday? You want to hear what it was?

03:46:25.960 --> 03:46:26.460
Yeah.

03:46:28.460 --> 03:46:30.600
So yesterday, some guy came in the chat and he's like,

03:46:30.880 --> 03:46:32.800
why does he keep calling his team disabled?

03:46:33.080 --> 03:46:34.760
What does that mean in league?

03:46:35.040 --> 03:46:37.840
And it's like, I have to explain to that guy that it's not a league term.

03:46:37.880 --> 03:46:40.560
Like, I genuinely just mean that they play they're disabled.

03:46:43.400 --> 03:46:44.400
Hello?

03:46:44.400 --> 03:46:45.400
Yep, yep.

03:46:45.400 --> 03:46:46.400
Why'd you stop talking there?

03:46:46.400 --> 03:46:47.400
No, no, no, for sure.

03:46:47.400 --> 03:46:48.400
I'm just kind of letting you lock in here.

03:46:48.400 --> 03:46:49.400
You know what I'm saying?

03:46:49.400 --> 03:46:50.400
I'm trying to not really distract you.

03:46:50.400 --> 03:46:51.400
I'm letting you guys lock in.

03:46:51.400 --> 03:46:52.400
Okay, gotcha.

03:46:52.400 --> 03:47:03.400
All right, so now what you're going to do is I'm going to want you to look towards

03:47:03.400 --> 03:47:07.160
in here. You know what I'm saying? I'm trying to not really distract you. I'm letting you guys

03:47:07.160 --> 03:47:13.480
lock in. Okay, gotcha. All right, so now what you're gonna do is I'm gonna want to look towards bot.

03:47:13.480 --> 03:47:20.960
Nice. Two and done. Sure is, bro.

03:48:03.400 --> 03:48:32.320
I'm getting like tortured wait how is your bot lane 3 and 12 the ashes 1 and 7 yeah they

03:48:32.320 --> 03:48:33.320
We have cancer.

03:48:33.320 --> 03:48:39.320
Right, those are just an iron thing, but even in Challenger they go 1 in 7 in 10.

03:48:39.320 --> 03:48:43.640
Jinxie, what was the first thing I ever told you, do you remember?

03:48:43.640 --> 03:48:45.040
It never gets better.

03:48:45.040 --> 03:48:46.600
Yep, it never gets better.

03:48:46.600 --> 03:48:48.680
I have a lease in mid that's on through right now.

03:48:48.680 --> 03:48:51.040
What do you think about that?

03:48:51.040 --> 03:48:52.960
So is anyone winning besides your top?

03:48:52.960 --> 03:48:55.440
Is your top even winning?

03:48:55.440 --> 03:49:02.440
Why are you starting relatively well, yeah?

03:49:02.440 --> 03:49:06.280
But the problem is that just like everyone else is just so fucking cancer-gapped, that

03:49:06.280 --> 03:49:13.400
we're playing this game like, it's pretty much a 2v5 at this point.

03:49:13.400 --> 03:49:25.400
So, um, Dottas, in a scenario like this, oh, wait, wait, it's you sometimes, yes!

03:49:25.400 --> 03:49:28.400
Wait, I need to take your account, take your account, take your account.

03:49:28.400 --> 03:49:30.400
Yeah, she's pointless.

03:49:30.400 --> 03:49:31.400
You're asking me to go.

03:49:31.400 --> 03:49:34.400
Nice, I got her in Tarways, she's showing me all one million.

03:49:34.400 --> 03:49:36.400
Very good.

03:49:36.400 --> 03:49:37.400
So Dottas.

03:49:37.400 --> 03:49:39.400
Yep, talk to me.

03:49:39.400 --> 03:49:46.400
In a situation like this when your bottom lane is useless, and your mid lane is useless, what do you even do? How do you do that?

03:49:47.400 --> 03:50:00.400
Well, you just fucking hope for the best dude. It's like being stuck on a deserted island and the only people that survived the plane crash were like the serial killer and the fucking grandma, you know what I mean?

03:50:00.400 --> 03:50:04.400
You got unlucky, it's a shit draw, but I mean listen, what are you gonna do? You know what I mean?

03:50:04.400 --> 03:50:05.400
Does that make sense?

03:50:05.400 --> 03:50:11.400
That was a big shutdown on double F, bro, this is not over, okay?

03:50:11.400 --> 03:50:16.600
No, I don't think it is either, because like the good news is, listen, the Azir that we

03:50:16.600 --> 03:50:19.960
have as our top laner, Azir is a good engage, right?

03:50:19.960 --> 03:50:25.280
And no matter how disabled Maokai is, all he needs to do is press R. So it's like, we're

03:50:25.280 --> 03:50:30.000
actually in like a decent spot, we go to dragons, like the enemy team will not be able to end

03:50:30.000 --> 03:50:31.280
anytime soon.

03:50:31.280 --> 03:50:33.280
So we're gonna get chance to free scale. It's gonna be nice.

03:50:46.280 --> 03:50:49.280
You're the greatest of all time! Come on!

03:50:50.280 --> 03:50:51.280
You're gonna solo with me.

03:50:51.280 --> 03:50:54.280
I'm gonna give it everything I fucking have right now. I'm actually gonna give it everything I have.

03:50:54.280 --> 03:50:57.280
Hey, Domtest, if you are, can you queue for a further?

03:50:58.280 --> 03:51:00.280
No, it's just because I flashed there. That's why.

03:51:01.280 --> 03:51:05.440
Bro, you flash and Q so fast, it doesn't look like you're doing it. You're literally so good.

03:51:06.560 --> 03:51:10.160
Yeah, but it's because it's like cursor placement, like here for example, right?

03:51:11.280 --> 03:51:15.120
Like it's all just like cursor placement, like knowing where your cursor is and then like who

03:51:15.120 --> 03:51:20.560
you want targeted and all that kind of stuff. Somebody in the chat said, ask him to explain

03:51:20.560 --> 03:51:28.320
wave tax. Wave tax, you're already good at that. It's when you steal minions from your

03:51:28.320 --> 03:51:30.320
your lane or after you gank them?

03:51:30.320 --> 03:51:31.320
Yeah.

03:51:31.320 --> 03:51:34.320
Like you already have that down to the signs bro.

03:51:34.320 --> 03:51:36.320
Actually you are off stream this morning.

03:51:36.320 --> 03:51:40.320
Okay so it's basically like if I gank and I help you win your lane then it's only right

03:51:40.320 --> 03:51:42.320
that I get your cannon.

03:51:42.320 --> 03:51:47.320
Yeah, but also if you gank and they disappoint you then it's also only right that they give

03:51:47.320 --> 03:51:52.320
you their cannon as well if that makes sense.

03:51:52.320 --> 03:51:54.320
Oh nice.

03:51:54.320 --> 03:51:56.320
That's gonna get away on one HP

03:52:15.360 --> 03:52:20.800
So Jinxie now, what's going on? What's your plan talk to me? Do I know my plan actually is?

03:52:20.800 --> 03:52:29.780
get to three items and one beyond the game okay jing see I'm about to play a

03:52:29.780 --> 03:52:34.440
song are you ready for us yes I need you to answer

03:52:34.440 --> 03:52:44.440
okay do you recognize the jing see age of war age of empires age of fucking

03:52:44.440 --> 03:52:51.600
more baby let's get it done it's my cousin yep it's because we're going to

03:52:51.600 --> 03:52:54.160
fucking war

03:52:57.440 --> 03:53:01.000
so now the Morgana's the one of the biggest shutdowns so she's the one that

03:53:01.000 --> 03:53:03.740
we're gonna have to focus

03:53:03.740 --> 03:53:12.340
I'll be here all night with you bro till you get challenged here, I got you.

03:53:12.340 --> 03:53:17.340
We're getting in front bro, we're getting in front bro.

03:53:17.340 --> 03:53:20.340
Two brothers in arms bro, let's fucking do it.

03:53:20.340 --> 03:53:27.340
I got you with the boat to the side bro.

03:53:27.340 --> 03:53:28.460
What's up, what's up?

03:53:46.780 --> 03:53:49.580
Yes! Yes! That's my coach!

03:54:27.340 --> 03:54:29.340
Fuckin' piece of shit.

03:54:57.340 --> 03:55:09.700
I know I know she's GenC, but I need to like tune her out. I need pretend like she doesn't exist right now

03:55:18.420 --> 03:55:21.460
Yeah, I know like when you have a piece or should ADC there's nothing worse

03:55:21.460 --> 03:55:25.580
I actually think it's the most common way to lose a game as your ADC discos 1 and 9.

03:55:25.580 --> 03:55:26.580
I'm not even kidding.

03:55:26.580 --> 03:55:27.580
I think it's a little bit of a problem.

03:55:27.580 --> 03:55:28.580
No, there's also coplaners.

03:55:28.580 --> 03:55:29.580
Coplaners are a problem too.

03:55:29.580 --> 03:55:30.580
Yeah.

03:55:30.580 --> 03:55:31.580
Coplaners do get mobbed.

03:55:31.580 --> 03:55:46.300
So Jinx, I'm bothered by an item that when I buy it, it's an active item like Titanic

03:55:46.300 --> 03:55:47.300
Hydra.

03:55:47.300 --> 03:55:54.580
when I use it it instantly cleanses all CC somebody my chance at double lift is

03:55:54.580 --> 03:55:59.660
tilting this is winnable yep we got this shit so drinks I want to watch this

03:55:59.660 --> 03:56:02.900
support is bring down or something James you're doing see I want to watch

03:56:02.900 --> 03:56:08.980
I'm about to do are you ready yeah I'm about to send my head all to war let me

03:56:08.980 --> 03:56:10.980
I'm not sure what that means.

03:56:32.340 --> 03:56:34.340
You're so good!

03:56:38.980 --> 03:56:49.380
I got greedy I got greedy I got greedy but sometimes jinx so you got to be

03:56:49.380 --> 03:56:56.380
willing to get greedy do you know what I mean when I tell you that it's a killer

03:56:56.380 --> 03:57:02.580
instinct I keep talking about it is it is it is you have to win don't have to

03:57:02.580 --> 03:57:08.500
win losing it's not an option anymore he needs to dodge oh okay

03:57:08.980 --> 03:57:18.980
I just watched his face get redone.

03:57:18.980 --> 03:57:21.180
Yeah, fuck, Merksen.

03:57:21.180 --> 03:57:24.980
What is this fucking moron doing?

03:57:24.980 --> 03:57:29.820
GenC, who's more brain dead?

03:57:29.820 --> 03:57:31.260
Who's more brain dead?

03:57:31.260 --> 03:57:35.980
Someone on life support that's in a vegetative state or this Maokai?

03:57:35.980 --> 03:57:37.980
Malka.

03:57:37.980 --> 03:57:39.980
Good answer.

03:57:39.980 --> 03:57:41.980
Top-Fest.

03:57:41.980 --> 03:57:43.980
Yep.

03:57:43.980 --> 03:57:45.980
As long as you never give up, I'm proud of you.

03:57:45.980 --> 03:57:47.980
I got you.

03:57:47.980 --> 03:57:49.980
But not giving up isn't enough here, bro.

03:57:49.980 --> 03:57:51.980
We need to succeed.

03:57:51.980 --> 03:57:53.980
No one will remember the guy that almost got challenged

03:57:53.980 --> 03:57:55.980
around the last day.

03:57:55.980 --> 03:57:57.980
They'll remember the guy that did.

03:57:57.980 --> 03:57:59.980
almost got challenger on the last day

03:57:59.980 --> 03:58:01.980
don't remember the guy that did

03:58:01.980 --> 03:58:26.980
You're 100% right.

03:58:26.980 --> 03:58:27.980
Your teammates want Baron.

03:58:27.980 --> 03:58:30.980
What are some thoughts on this contest?

03:58:30.980 --> 03:58:34.980
They don't want Baron, they want us to play around Baron so we can see if we can force a fight.

03:58:34.980 --> 03:58:37.980
And then if we force a favourable fight, then we can actually get the Baron.

03:58:53.980 --> 03:58:54.980
It has to be warded.

03:59:00.980 --> 03:59:02.980
I

03:59:10.260 --> 03:59:12.260
It's written in the stars

03:59:30.980 --> 03:59:47.100
I've seen title till not ending till down to have challenge, I've seen it until 4am.

03:59:47.100 --> 03:59:48.100
Jhinx did you see what I'm doing?

03:59:48.100 --> 03:59:51.100
How I'm like looking for like assassinations?

03:59:51.100 --> 03:59:52.100
Yes.

03:59:52.100 --> 03:59:54.100
This is how you have to play when you're down, right?

03:59:54.100 --> 03:59:55.100
Yep.

03:59:55.100 --> 03:59:56.600
Good for solo fights.

03:59:56.600 --> 03:59:58.600
So now it rots up in like 10 seconds, so we just wait.

04:00:07.600 --> 04:00:09.600
So you're trying to get the jump, isn't it?

04:00:17.600 --> 04:00:20.600
How about you need four wins right now, counting this game?

04:00:20.600 --> 04:00:35.320
I need to be careful.

04:00:35.320 --> 04:00:41.640
Oh my god, Monka is a fucking retard.

04:00:41.640 --> 04:00:46.640
What is that guy doing?

04:00:46.640 --> 04:00:58.720
It's all take strength

04:00:58.720 --> 04:01:24.720
I don't know how my team is fighting.

04:01:54.720 --> 04:01:58.040
My team might actually be fucking braindead by the way

04:02:05.800 --> 04:02:09.640
But I can't even change the song don't worry about it

04:02:13.240 --> 04:02:15.740
All you gotta worry about is being the greatest of them all time

04:02:15.740 --> 04:02:17.740
Yeah, yep.

04:02:23.740 --> 04:02:25.740
Slow speed.

04:02:29.740 --> 04:02:31.740
Got you some sales.

04:02:37.740 --> 04:02:41.740
Got this contest. Trust me. Trust me, got this.

04:02:41.740 --> 04:02:43.740
I'm gonna challenge you to my brother.

04:02:51.740 --> 04:02:53.740
I'm such a fucking huge brah.

04:03:11.740 --> 04:03:37.700
Nice! You killed Doublelift! Oh my- Oh! Oh my- Oh my- Oh my god! Oh my god! What the

04:03:37.700 --> 04:03:39.700
fuck

04:03:39.700 --> 04:03:43.660
I don't know if you're not that jinxie you're actually a god holy shit

04:03:45.160 --> 04:03:47.560
For your movement is so good what?

04:03:48.380 --> 04:03:50.380
Thank you dodge everything

04:03:52.540 --> 04:03:57.800
Jinx I think we might actually have enough that relax relax. Don't force it if it's not there. Don't force it, okay?

04:03:58.300 --> 04:04:02.100
No, no, no, no we end we end jinx we end no fucking way

04:04:03.140 --> 04:04:05.460
Their fed players are dead you killed all their fed guys

04:04:05.460 --> 04:04:10.320
Please throw please be enough, please you guys got to go fast go fast

04:04:17.220 --> 04:04:22.640
God does three wins away three wins away. Oh my god

04:04:24.660 --> 04:04:28.200
High-fives you could literally just do text that says three wins away

04:04:35.460 --> 04:04:47.340
wait wait why'd you get double I don't know why why'd you get double I don't

04:04:47.340 --> 04:04:51.000
understand what happened because sometimes in your jungle main and you

04:04:51.000 --> 04:04:56.420
get filled you randomly get double EP bro but you didn't get filled you were

04:04:56.420 --> 04:05:01.140
jungle I know I know what's that it's cuz jungle like no one really plays it bro

04:05:01.140 --> 04:05:18.540
oh my god what oh my god oh my god

04:05:18.540 --> 04:05:25.980
58 help me and you solo won the game yo Ash literally die in game

04:05:25.980 --> 04:05:36.140
Oh my god, two wins away two wins away. Oh my god, you're totally fuck

04:05:37.260 --> 04:05:39.020
bro

04:05:39.020 --> 04:05:43.980
Bro, good luck, man. You know, okay, James. You do you want to hear my conspiracy theory?

04:05:46.620 --> 04:05:47.780
So

04:05:47.780 --> 04:05:54.600
Sometimes you get the most disgusting games ever and it's when you play those most disgusting games ever that you end up getting

04:05:54.600 --> 04:05:59.720
double LP and I genuinely from the bottom of my heart believe that sometimes right it's just like

04:05:59.720 --> 04:06:04.440
we're gonna give this guy the most demented fucked up game ever and if he somehow manages to carry

04:06:04.440 --> 04:06:11.480
here's double LP and it's like jinxie what if I told you we just fucking did that I know bro you

04:06:11.480 --> 04:06:19.880
powered through you persevered through riot bro don't test don't test yep you are two wins away

04:06:19.880 --> 04:06:21.880
from reaching challenger bro

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but jenksi what if i told you it's not even the two ends away

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for me that matters it's the fact that on the last day we managed to walk in

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and do you remember what you told me yesterday

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honestly no what did i say you told me oh wait on

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You told me yesterday, Jynxie, that it would be impossible.

04:06:51.800 --> 04:06:55.460
You said, hang it up, Don, test your two ends off.

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You can't do it, bro.

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And it's like, what if I told you, Jynxie, that right now, even you, somebody who prides

04:07:03.560 --> 04:07:09.160
himself on the same thing as me, which is the fact that you can look impossibility in

04:07:09.160 --> 04:07:17.240
face and say, I will make the impossible possible. I am showing even you that when you see nothing

04:07:17.240 --> 04:07:25.160
but bleakness and despair that there still is hope that there still is something to fight for

04:07:25.160 --> 04:07:33.320
Jinxi that you can still sit there against all fucking odds, bro, and do things that no one

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Bro, yeah, and I wasn't even trying to be I wasn't even trying to be a hater. I just didn't think 12 wins in a day

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Exactly is even possible, but you're doing it

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Yes, because Jinxie this is the thing bro. It's about you being able to overcome

04:07:54.840 --> 04:08:00.280
Everything bro. It's about you being able to overcome the in person solo queue

04:08:00.280 --> 04:08:07.360
overcome the riot-enforced matchmaking, overcome the time machine that gives you

04:08:07.360 --> 04:08:13.320
the most disgusting brain-dead teammates ever. But even after all of those things,

04:08:13.320 --> 04:08:18.420
that's not even what you need to overcome the most, Jinxy. What you need to

04:08:18.420 --> 04:08:23.040
overcome is that little voice telling you, this is what's possible because this

04:08:23.040 --> 04:08:27.820
is what's been done before. So yeah, Jinxy, we're fucking, we woke up this

04:08:27.820 --> 04:08:35.340
morning we were 12 wins away. We sat there it was looking bleak! I woke up two

04:08:35.340 --> 04:08:45.100
mornings ago and I was a masters but it's about being able to look such an

04:08:45.100 --> 04:08:51.940
impossible task in the face and say I will complete it. And now you find

04:08:51.940 --> 04:08:56.680
yourself two wins away from the highest

04:08:56.680 --> 04:08:59.980
right and not only that you're gonna

04:08:59.980 --> 04:09:01.740
hit it on the last day of the challenge

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and not only that you're gonna hit it

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when you needed to go 12 wins positive

04:09:06.580 --> 04:09:08.740
in a single day which is borderline

04:09:08.740 --> 04:09:12.060
impossible. And James what if I told you

04:09:12.060 --> 04:09:16.380
it's not even just that bro because yes

04:09:16.380 --> 04:09:19.460
challenger is an amazing accomplishment

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No one can say it's not.

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But it's an accomplishment that I've done so many times in my life that it's gotten

04:09:27.660 --> 04:09:32.220
to a point where nowadays it just feels routine.

04:09:32.220 --> 04:09:39.420
So what if I told you, Genkzi, that hitting Challenger this time isn't just about going

04:09:39.420 --> 04:09:42.700
away with the rank and being happy about it.

04:09:42.700 --> 04:09:47.460
It's about being able to say Challenger is not the end goal.

04:09:47.460 --> 04:09:56.420
It is the fucking starting point and then pushing through and seeing just how far up the fucking ladder we can climb

04:09:57.060 --> 04:10:05.380
Rank 300 secured by the end of the night rank 200 by the end of next week rank 100

04:10:05.900 --> 04:10:11.340
Follow soon after and then Jinxie soon. You're gonna see me chugga chugga chugga chugga

04:10:11.340 --> 04:10:22.180
rank 20, rank 15, rank 10. Everyone looking in awe as the master he zooms through everyone

04:10:22.180 --> 04:10:27.900
sitting there saying there's no way he can do it. He's never got this far before. How

04:10:27.900 --> 04:10:31.240
How does he have this much power?

04:10:31.240 --> 04:10:36.240
Rank nine, eight, seven, six, five.

04:10:40.040 --> 04:10:44.300
And then going for a push even further beyond that.

04:10:44.300 --> 04:10:46.700
Do you know what the fuck I mean?

04:10:49.000 --> 04:10:54.000
Bro, so you're gonna hit challenger right now, like live.

04:10:54.000 --> 04:10:56.460
right now, like live.

04:10:56.460 --> 04:10:58.460
We're going to do it.

04:10:58.460 --> 04:11:00.460
Wait, Thomas, can you turn your cam on?

04:11:00.460 --> 04:11:02.460
My chat wants your cam.

04:11:02.460 --> 04:11:04.460
Yep, one second.

04:11:04.460 --> 04:11:06.460
Alright.

04:11:06.460 --> 04:11:11.460
I'm proud of you, bro.

04:11:11.460 --> 04:11:14.460
Like, I didn't think you were going to do this in a day.

04:11:14.460 --> 04:11:16.460
But, Jynxie, can I just tell you something?

04:11:16.460 --> 04:11:18.460
Wait, is it on or not?

04:11:18.460 --> 04:11:20.460
I'm going to give it to you because I need to enable virtual webcam.

04:11:24.000 --> 04:11:30.860
We don't need to do it because if you overuse the time machine ritual, then you actually

04:11:30.860 --> 04:11:32.860
enable loser skew.

04:11:32.860 --> 04:11:33.860
Okay.

04:11:33.860 --> 04:11:34.860
Okay.

04:11:34.860 --> 04:11:35.860
Jinxie.

04:11:35.860 --> 04:11:38.720
I need to tell you something.

04:11:38.720 --> 04:11:44.260
Because what if I told you that this time, hitting challenger, I wasn't the one that

04:11:44.260 --> 04:11:47.540
gave myself the urge and the desire to hit it.

04:11:47.540 --> 04:11:52.700
And what if I told you that I haven't even felt that burning passion and desire for a

04:11:52.700 --> 04:11:59.660
a while. But what if I said there was a man that I talked to recently about a month ago

04:11:59.660 --> 04:12:06.340
that looked at me and said, how can you be content with where you're at? And when that

04:12:06.340 --> 04:12:12.620
man told me that it ignited a flame within me, and when I saw that man being willing

04:12:12.620 --> 04:12:18.900
to queue up every day, day in, day out and fucking go for his goals to and chase his

04:12:18.900 --> 04:12:24.420
fucking dreams, it made me re-remember some of my own. And you know who that

04:12:24.420 --> 04:12:27.540
man fucking was, Jinxy?

04:12:27.540 --> 04:12:29.540
Who?

04:12:29.540 --> 04:12:32.540
It was you, bro.

04:12:32.540 --> 04:12:34.540
Seriously?

04:12:34.540 --> 04:12:41.940
Yes. You were the one, Jinxy, that reignited me. You told me the things that I

04:12:41.940 --> 04:12:48.180
needed to hear, even if they sounded a little bit harsh at the time. But it's

04:12:48.180 --> 04:12:53.420
It's because sometimes you just see a little bit of tough love to overcome the hurdles.

04:12:53.420 --> 04:12:55.420
Do you know what I mean?

04:12:55.420 --> 04:12:56.420
Yes.

04:12:56.420 --> 04:12:57.420
Got this.

04:12:57.420 --> 04:13:01.420
I think the camera is broken, but I wouldn't worry about it right now.

04:13:01.420 --> 04:13:02.420
What?

04:13:02.420 --> 04:13:03.420
No, it's enabled.

04:13:03.420 --> 04:13:04.420
It just says error.

04:13:04.420 --> 04:13:05.420
Wait, really?

04:13:05.420 --> 04:13:07.420
I don't think you should worry about it though.

04:13:07.420 --> 04:13:08.420
Oh, no.

04:13:08.420 --> 04:13:09.420
Yes.

04:13:09.420 --> 04:13:10.420
Yes.

04:13:10.420 --> 04:13:11.420
Yes.

04:13:11.420 --> 04:13:12.420
Nice.

04:13:12.420 --> 04:13:14.300
You look ripped right now.

04:13:14.300 --> 04:13:15.300
Holy shit.

04:13:15.300 --> 04:13:17.300
You look ripped, bro.

04:13:17.300 --> 04:13:19.300
Wait, Jynxie, do you like my shirt? Look.

04:13:19.300 --> 04:13:22.300
Don't kill my pump. Yes, I like it.

04:13:22.300 --> 04:13:23.300
Thank you.

04:13:23.300 --> 04:13:25.300
Look, look at the back.

04:13:25.300 --> 04:13:29.300
Bro, how do you have time to work out if you play League every day?

04:13:29.300 --> 04:13:33.300
Because the trick is that you start your day off with the gym,

04:13:33.300 --> 04:13:36.300
because the problem is that if you don't, you're going to lose games.

04:13:36.300 --> 04:13:40.300
And then when you lose games, you're not going to want to work out anymore.

04:13:40.300 --> 04:13:41.300
Got it.

04:13:41.300 --> 04:13:44.300
Because if you do your workouts at the end of the day,

04:13:44.300 --> 04:13:46.300
the problems that are going to sit there and be like,

04:13:46.300 --> 04:13:50.300
I don't feel like doing this anymore. I need to rage to another game, and then you're just never gonna work out

04:13:51.620 --> 04:13:56.420
So you get your you get your workout done first and then you lose your mind bro don't yes

04:13:58.100 --> 04:14:01.140
Your two wins out of challenger, I'm just gonna let you lock in okay

04:14:03.900 --> 04:14:09.220
Okay, so now we're gonna just run play for top to bottom folk there. I decided to do on hit instead of crit this game

04:14:10.900 --> 04:14:15.420
Just because like since I'm normally builds tank here, and I was a bit worried

04:14:16.300 --> 04:14:19.520
But you know what, nah, I should've actually won Crit this game, but it doesn't really matter.

04:14:19.520 --> 04:14:24.440
Like, whether you go Crit or On-Hit, it's like, Crit is only really, like, super, super important

04:14:24.440 --> 04:14:27.580
if you have somebody that you need to, like, literally one-shot or they kill you, like,

04:14:27.580 --> 04:14:28.580
Vayne or some shit.

04:14:28.580 --> 04:14:32.180
But, like, in a game like this, you should be fine.

04:14:32.180 --> 04:14:39.260
Why did Kiana say Meow who wants to, who plays Little Girl?

04:14:39.260 --> 04:14:41.380
Because she's leaning versus a Little Girl.

04:14:41.380 --> 04:14:46.380
So remember when I told you that like league players jerk off to the champs they made?

04:14:46.380 --> 04:14:49.380
Yes, that was one of the first things you told me actually.

04:14:49.380 --> 04:14:53.380
Yeah, that's why you should never be friends with an anyone, Shrek. That's what I'm going to say.

04:14:58.380 --> 04:15:00.380
Okay.

04:15:00.380 --> 04:15:04.380
Alright, so now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the rest of the clear.

04:15:04.380 --> 04:15:07.380
So, Jinxie, I want to show you something. You see I was in as 12 CS?

04:15:07.380 --> 04:15:09.380
Yes.

04:15:09.380 --> 04:15:11.300
It means that he cleared three camps.

04:15:11.300 --> 04:15:17.100
I see his wrappers are on timer, and I also see that his wrappers were done 10 seconds

04:15:17.100 --> 04:15:23.340
before my Krugs, so I can assume with all this information, this guy needs to kill himself,

04:15:23.340 --> 04:15:24.620
end game.

04:15:24.620 --> 04:15:29.780
So I can assume with all this information that he just three-counted his bot side and

04:15:29.780 --> 04:15:31.460
then looked for bot gank, right?

04:15:31.460 --> 04:15:34.460
So now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the Gromp, and then after the

04:15:34.460 --> 04:15:37.260
Gromp we're going to look on the crab.

04:15:37.260 --> 04:15:40.100
And we can also look for double crab too because he's super delayed.

04:15:40.100 --> 04:15:41.100
Okay.

04:15:41.100 --> 04:15:42.100
Don't test.

04:15:42.100 --> 04:15:47.140
I don't want you to be nervous, but if you win this, bro, you're on your challenger game.

04:15:47.140 --> 04:15:48.140
Yep.

04:15:48.140 --> 04:15:49.140
Nice!

04:15:49.140 --> 04:15:50.140
Good start.

04:15:50.140 --> 04:15:54.140
So now we're not going to go for the crab yet because this is more tempting.

04:15:54.140 --> 04:15:55.140
Okay.

04:15:55.140 --> 04:15:58.140
Yep, you're good, you're good.

04:15:58.140 --> 04:15:59.140
Yep, wow.

04:15:59.140 --> 04:16:00.140
That's unlucky.

04:16:00.140 --> 04:16:01.140
You're good.

04:16:01.140 --> 04:16:02.140
Hey!

04:16:02.140 --> 04:16:03.140
Hey!

04:16:03.140 --> 04:16:04.140
You're good.

04:16:04.140 --> 04:16:05.140
Head up, kid.

04:16:05.140 --> 04:16:14.760
head up kid you're looking good out there okay so now Zinzal is ganking mid

04:16:14.760 --> 04:16:19.200
and you say oh yeah 16 CS yeah so that means what he probably did was he took

04:16:19.200 --> 04:16:23.500
the top crab and then he's ganking mid again so now we're gonna just gonna walk

04:16:23.500 --> 04:16:27.480
here so now because the Zinzal is clearing his topside now because he never

04:16:27.480 --> 04:16:33.920
cleared it before we're just gonna take the raptor camp that's actually really

04:16:33.920 --> 04:16:39.160
fucking smart god I don't think like that yep but one day you will bro one day you

04:16:39.160 --> 04:16:52.200
will crazy so now I'm gonna look towards something yeah so we're gonna walk in

04:17:04.920 --> 04:17:06.920
You're the best

04:17:07.240 --> 04:17:13.600
You're the best good kill boy good kill intense. I thought you were dead there. I'm not even gonna lie. What the fuck is that character?

04:17:13.600 --> 04:17:15.600
What is that? Yeah, she's fucking bullshit

04:17:16.640 --> 04:17:21.240
She goes invisible invisible invisible and then just like zapped you

04:17:22.800 --> 04:17:30.920
Yeah, so pretty much she has an ability more depending on where she presses it if it's on water a wall or grass

04:17:30.920 --> 04:17:38.920
She gets one of three effects. One of them gives her more damage if you're low HP the other one roots you so you can't move and the other one makes you go invisible

04:17:42.920 --> 04:17:47.920
Derek just said can you ask Dante to strip I'm close and I just need a little push

04:17:49.920 --> 04:17:52.920
Okay, Jinxie repeat after me. Okay 10 10

04:17:53.920 --> 04:17:57.920
9 9 8 8 7

04:17:57.920 --> 04:18:11.540
seven six six five five four three three two two one one now you have permission to bust

04:18:11.540 --> 04:18:25.380
okay whoever that guy is there you go nice we just do oh jay oh I bro okay so now we're gonna

04:18:25.380 --> 04:18:29.380
What we're gonna do is we're gonna look for the wolves and after the wolves we're gonna look on the Gromp.

04:18:29.380 --> 04:18:32.380
You're looking good, Dottens. You got two kills.

04:18:32.380 --> 04:18:36.380
Yeah, that's looking very good for us.

04:18:39.380 --> 04:18:43.380
So now what we're gonna do is we're gonna play on the crab after, cause it's up in like 10 seconds.

04:18:43.380 --> 04:18:48.380
And then we're gonna invade as wrappers again, cause I know I'm gonna have level 6 advantage.

04:18:48.380 --> 04:18:52.380
So what I'm gonna do is I'm actually gonna ping my support to rotate with me.

04:18:52.380 --> 04:18:56.680
So when you're level six and someone's level five it's the most OP thing ever because you have their old make-up.

04:18:56.680 --> 04:18:59.080
Yeah boy give me one sec, give me one sec.

04:19:02.880 --> 04:19:03.580
YES!

04:19:04.080 --> 04:19:04.880
YES!

04:19:09.880 --> 04:19:11.380
YES!

04:19:11.880 --> 04:19:13.380
YES!

04:19:14.080 --> 04:19:16.080
THAT'S MY FUCKING COAT!

04:19:17.880 --> 04:19:19.380
THERE HE IS!

04:19:19.380 --> 04:19:21.380
This one's for my fucking student baby.

04:19:21.380 --> 04:19:23.380
3AZE!

04:19:25.620 --> 04:19:29.780
Bro, in this game, and you're on your Challenger game.

04:19:30.680 --> 04:19:32.680
Yeah, we just got focused, we just got focused.

04:19:33.480 --> 04:19:35.480
Challenge not finished, like Kobe Bryant said.

04:19:37.980 --> 04:19:40.980
But I'll have to see if we actually are only 2-1s away from Challenger.

04:19:41.680 --> 04:19:43.680
Mio, what do you mean?

04:19:44.080 --> 04:19:49.080
Because the problem is that, you remember how I told you how Challenger and Gragnas are working like cut-offs?

04:19:49.080 --> 04:19:54.080
Yeah, kind of, but not really. I don't know what it means.

04:19:54.080 --> 04:19:58.080
Okay, so Challenger is the top 300 and Grandmaster is the top 1000, right?

04:19:58.080 --> 04:20:03.080
But what happens is that if the top 300 ends up getting higher than your current LP,

04:20:03.080 --> 04:20:08.080
then even if you don't lose, you can still end up not being Challenger.

04:20:08.080 --> 04:20:14.080
So what we're gonna have to do is we're gonna have to verify that the cutoff won't go above where we end after our next game,

04:20:14.080 --> 04:20:17.080
because we might have to play another two after this one, we'll see.

04:20:17.080 --> 04:20:22.880
We'll see so maybe after this game see see if you're one off or two off, you know to be up. Exactly. You know exactly

04:20:27.080 --> 04:20:30.200
Okay, Jeng see you're playing great this game, bro. Holy shit

04:20:31.040 --> 04:20:33.600
Team's playing good. This is good. This is how league should be

04:20:35.040 --> 04:20:42.300
Yep, and you're gonna notice that the biggest difference between these games and your iron ones is that your iron ones last like literally 45 minutes

04:20:42.400 --> 04:20:45.680
Whereas these ones they like normally last around like 20 to 25

04:20:45.680 --> 04:20:52.680
Yeah, because when a team has an advantage to end, they just end things every time, irons don't end.

04:20:52.680 --> 04:20:54.680
Exactly, they never know what to do.

04:20:56.680 --> 04:20:59.680
What do you do? You just like push waves and get turrets?

04:21:03.680 --> 04:21:04.680
Do you want me to like explain?

04:21:04.680 --> 04:21:06.680
Sure, yeah, if you can.

04:21:06.680 --> 04:21:10.680
Okay, so in the mid game there's an order of priority, right?

04:21:10.680 --> 04:21:18.680
So the order priority is objective, lane, enemy jungle, and then your jungle.

04:21:18.680 --> 04:21:23.680
So what that means is that you essentially want to play the entire game off like pushing lanes,

04:21:23.680 --> 04:21:27.680
or going for objectives, or setting up the objectives by pushing the lanes,

04:21:27.680 --> 04:21:31.680
and then you need to like progressively like take turrets and do all that kind of shit.

04:21:31.680 --> 04:21:36.680
I'm all thinking, so I can get this.

04:21:36.680 --> 04:21:38.960
Roy you're actually playing so fucking good contest

04:21:39.800 --> 04:21:41.800
Holy shit, bro

04:21:42.920 --> 04:21:44.920
This is looking like a challenge your nightmare

04:21:45.440 --> 04:21:48.060
You know the craziest thing is JNC. Yeah

04:21:48.600 --> 04:21:53.120
The only reason why I started playing master ye again was I could become a better coach for you

04:21:53.120 --> 04:21:59.040
And now I have an above 70% right over like 40 games and master plus you know, so even better with you than you are with Hacker

04:21:59.920 --> 04:22:02.900
What's not better? It's just that he is more broken. So it's like

04:22:03.720 --> 04:22:06.540
Yeah, he is broken. Hacker isn't broken. You're just good with them

04:22:06.680 --> 04:22:12.680
Yeah, because the problem with Hagrim is that Hagrim doesn't scale, but you get the three items and just win the game.

04:22:17.680 --> 04:22:20.680
Bro, it's looking really good this game, but remember, don't do it the last time.

04:22:20.680 --> 04:22:22.680
So now, so now Jinx is a little...

04:22:22.680 --> 04:22:25.680
Since I was going to walk in this bush, I'm not going to kill him when he does.

04:22:25.680 --> 04:22:28.680
And if he doesn't walk in this bush, it's because he's on his Krugs.

04:22:28.680 --> 04:22:29.680
So now...

04:22:36.680 --> 04:22:40.120
I was wrong. Yeah, I don't know about it.

04:22:40.120 --> 04:22:43.560
No, I lagged out. Yeah, no, it's okay. So sometimes you lag.

04:22:43.560 --> 04:22:47.280
My stream crashed. I think I'm back though.

04:22:47.280 --> 04:22:51.800
Oh.

04:22:51.800 --> 04:22:58.600
Oh, I should not have queued in.

04:22:58.600 --> 04:23:02.960
That's my fault. Look, he though, if I'm the one that dies

04:23:02.960 --> 04:23:12.960
I mean you guys just don't wear.

04:23:12.960 --> 04:23:17.960
They're completely chilling here.

04:23:17.960 --> 04:23:22.960
I think this art needs to get shot in the head.

04:23:22.960 --> 04:23:23.960
In game.

04:23:23.960 --> 04:23:31.960
Yeah, not in real life.

04:23:31.960 --> 04:23:49.920
See, my one where winning the game like literally like two minutes ago.

04:23:49.920 --> 04:23:51.920
Yep.

04:23:51.920 --> 04:23:52.920
Yep.

04:23:52.920 --> 04:23:58.000
It all fell apart in the last like three seconds.

04:23:58.000 --> 04:24:00.000
Wow.

04:24:00.000 --> 04:24:01.000
Wow.

04:24:01.000 --> 04:24:06.360
I'm good news though.

04:24:06.360 --> 04:24:10.400
The good news is if we just forget about the last like two minutes that happened, and we

04:24:10.400 --> 04:24:14.560
like focus on the game as it is now, then it's like we're playing an even game.

04:24:14.560 --> 04:24:17.760
We just seem like forget that we were ahead to something sense.

04:24:17.760 --> 04:24:18.760
Yep.

04:24:18.760 --> 04:24:22.040
So we gas at ourselves to preserve our mental health.

04:24:22.040 --> 04:24:25.040
Yes.

04:24:25.040 --> 04:24:42.680
That was cool, you hit that to bounce it can you get away.

04:24:42.680 --> 04:24:48.520
Hopefully she bounces her head off the pavements after this game though.

04:24:48.520 --> 04:24:49.520
In game.

04:24:49.520 --> 04:24:50.520
Yep, non-realized.

04:24:50.520 --> 04:25:06.520
why are you laughing bro i i don't try like trying to let you lock in before you can't

04:25:07.240 --> 04:25:14.200
it's okay well that's so funny tell me nothing nothing bro literally nothing just you lock in

04:25:14.200 --> 04:25:16.200
Okay, I don't want to mess this up

04:25:17.760 --> 04:25:21.080
Because I'm gonna feel like a piece of shit if I distract you and then you lose

04:25:22.360 --> 04:25:24.360
So just focus, okay?

04:25:25.720 --> 04:25:27.720
The whole challenge is you get challenge around

04:25:32.400 --> 04:25:35.440
And it's funny because literally the first day I met you I gave you this challenge

04:25:35.440 --> 04:25:37.880
So it's literally been like exactly a month since I met you

04:25:38.400 --> 04:25:41.600
Yep, literally and this would be time fucking flies dude

04:25:44.200 --> 04:25:51.200
Wow.

04:25:51.200 --> 04:25:58.200
All right.

04:25:58.200 --> 04:26:00.200
All right.

04:26:28.200 --> 04:26:47.960
Okay, I have bad news.

04:26:47.960 --> 04:26:50.400
Yeah, what's wrong?

04:26:50.400 --> 04:26:51.400
What's going on?

04:26:51.400 --> 04:26:53.400
Uh, Renekton got the shutdown.

04:26:53.400 --> 04:26:57.040
Well, at least he's stronger, right?

04:26:57.040 --> 04:27:05.000
Yeah, but you know the problem with your team of getting a lead in Ligas what that you can't trust them

04:27:05.840 --> 04:27:10.020
Well, sometimes maybe I may I'm here to tell you maybe you can trust your top later

04:27:11.200 --> 04:27:13.200
Check the tab. Let's see how he's doing

04:27:14.920 --> 04:27:16.760
Hey

04:27:16.760 --> 04:27:23.760
Bro, Jinxie Jinxie, I don't give a fuck what his score is his name is gooba gooba hashtag fuba

04:27:23.760 --> 04:27:26.760
You know, like, do you understand what that's like?

04:27:28.760 --> 04:27:31.760
It's like you're in a fucking zombie apocalypse, right?

04:27:31.760 --> 04:27:38.760
And like, only one person in the fucking refugee camp that you're living in has all the weapons.

04:27:38.760 --> 04:27:41.760
And his name is like Billy Bob Bob Jillson.

04:27:41.760 --> 04:27:43.760
Like, how the fuck can you ever trust this guy?

04:27:43.760 --> 04:27:44.760
Okay. You know what I mean?

04:27:44.760 --> 04:27:45.760
You know what? You're complaining.

04:27:45.760 --> 04:27:48.760
Dantez! Turn into coach Dantez now!

04:27:49.760 --> 04:27:51.760
Alright, so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna play for the wolves

04:27:51.760 --> 04:27:55.600
and after the wolves I wanted to look for the top side so the reptile that's

04:27:55.600 --> 04:27:59.520
up so you're gonna want to like look for the heralds here. Crab is up too but

04:27:59.520 --> 04:28:02.600
you're not gonna want to look for if I just yet. No remember you want to play

04:28:02.600 --> 04:28:08.480
for Gwynsus timer as well. So just keep farming this is good.

04:28:09.720 --> 04:28:15.120
Okay so now what I wanted to do is I wanted to look for this.

04:28:15.120 --> 04:28:21.120
Now don't walk up too far, I wanted to look top.

04:28:21.120 --> 04:28:27.120
Flash for the Q.

04:28:27.120 --> 04:28:31.120
There it is.

04:28:31.120 --> 04:28:35.120
You're the best ever, you're the best ever.

04:28:35.120 --> 04:28:38.120
You're the best ever, Dantez.

04:28:38.120 --> 04:28:42.120
This what happens when you coach yourself, man, come on!

04:28:42.120 --> 04:28:49.160
now what coach now with our fucking dick set and we start getting them sucked by

04:28:49.160 --> 04:28:52.640
ourselves as we speak

04:29:02.480 --> 04:29:06.440
the second I'm smurfing hard as fuck right now

04:29:12.120 --> 04:29:39.560
I think you might you know what you got it Jensy why do you keep laughing tell me a little

04:29:39.560 --> 04:29:47.800
bit of the TISM bro but it's good like I think TISM is like like you said you

04:29:47.800 --> 04:29:54.800
weaponize it and it's positive bro bro what if I told you I have the dawn TISM

04:29:54.800 --> 04:30:01.560
bro like I just like I just imagine your wife is just sitting in like he's

04:30:01.560 --> 04:30:06.600
sitting in the house and she just hears you go like I just imagine that that's

04:30:06.600 --> 04:30:09.100
Why laugh and she's used to it

04:30:10.600 --> 04:30:15.700
No, you know, I'm ironically Stockholm syndrome like my entire family and my wife at some point too

04:30:15.900 --> 04:30:19.440
Because like they get so used to like the house being loud cuz I'm here

04:30:19.440 --> 04:30:23.500
But then when I'm like gone they miss me like they miss all the noise

04:30:25.020 --> 04:30:27.020
Really? Yeah

04:30:27.020 --> 04:30:41.940
That's your dragon, and this is your petal Nighthawk or her.

04:30:41.940 --> 04:30:46.940
You're so fucking god!

04:30:46.940 --> 04:30:47.940
I want more chainsie.

04:30:47.940 --> 04:30:48.940
NO!

04:30:48.940 --> 04:30:49.940
NO!

04:30:49.940 --> 04:30:50.940
GET BACK!

04:30:50.940 --> 04:30:51.940
GET BACK!

04:30:51.940 --> 04:30:52.940
YOU'RE GREELING!

04:30:52.940 --> 04:30:53.940
Oh no!

04:30:53.940 --> 04:30:54.940
NOOOO!

04:30:54.940 --> 04:30:56.940
Give me, let me use my mouse!

04:30:57.880 --> 04:30:59.880
No!

04:31:06.340 --> 04:31:08.580
So that's what you do when you need to fall back?

04:31:09.740 --> 04:31:11.740
Yeah, like I need to restrict myself there

04:31:12.660 --> 04:31:15.360
So you grab your arm. It's actually kind of smart

04:31:15.820 --> 04:31:21.960
Yeah, it's like it's like you have a pitbull for lip steroids and then like the local kids out the day carriages are walking past

04:31:21.960 --> 04:31:25.440
Like you need to restrain him or else it's not going to end well. Does that make sense?

04:31:25.440 --> 04:31:26.160
Okay, yes.

04:31:26.160 --> 04:31:35.760
Well, I think you're one win away, man. After this win, I think you're one of the best.

04:31:35.760 --> 04:31:39.120
Wait, Jynx, did you want me to rage bait a bunch of Pitbull owners right now?

04:31:39.120 --> 04:31:47.280
Sure. Pitbull owners be like, yeah, my dog was literally bred to kill people,

04:31:47.280 --> 04:31:49.600
But this one's kind of Jill trust me

04:31:54.120 --> 04:31:56.120
Okay, so I said

04:31:59.320 --> 04:32:02.000
All right, let's know we're gonna look for this

04:32:02.000 --> 04:32:04.000
I

04:32:12.600 --> 04:32:17.660
Don't honestly this could be fun though nice very good very good. Yes

04:32:21.360 --> 04:32:23.360
This is not that bad

04:32:23.360 --> 04:32:25.360
I

04:32:28.800 --> 04:32:30.800
All right, this is not that I'm sure

04:32:31.440 --> 04:32:36.320
So now jinx I'm gonna buy an item that's gonna make them eat me to dragon counts two to one kill count twenty seven twenty

04:32:37.240 --> 04:32:41.360
Jinxie jinxie. Are you ready for me to buy an item that's gonna make the enemy team want to kill themselves? Yeah

04:32:42.680 --> 04:32:44.280
Okay

04:32:44.280 --> 04:32:49.600
So the second I buy this item the entire enemy team is gonna be swinging from the rafters

04:32:49.600 --> 04:32:56.820
Like it's fucking strip to soley and you're looking at the fucking trapeze artists does that make sense? Yeah. Yes, okay?

04:32:58.900 --> 04:33:01.000
Wait, look at fucking Baron

04:33:03.680 --> 04:33:05.680
Are you sure you could Baron?

04:33:05.800 --> 04:33:07.800
Well, yeah, the enemy jungler is that why wouldn't we?

04:33:08.520 --> 04:33:12.960
Baron Baron you fucking dirty fucking cock suckers now

04:33:19.600 --> 04:33:32.720
So now I'm going to have to hold on to my Q, so when the Q goes in, I'm just going to

04:33:32.720 --> 04:33:35.640
Q the Baron to dodge her ult.

04:33:35.640 --> 04:33:43.520
That's funny, you can even use your Q as an escape.

04:33:43.520 --> 04:33:45.960
Yes, that's what you're supposed to do.

04:33:45.960 --> 04:33:55.960
The biggest errors you're going to see between a low elo and a high elo Yi is that, for example, you're always going to lead with your Q, right, like you're engaged with your Q.

04:33:55.960 --> 04:33:56.960
Yeah.

04:33:56.960 --> 04:34:06.960
You're not supposed to. You're supposed to only use your Q if you can't get onto them. You always want to close the distance with your autos and your movement speed from alt.

04:34:06.960 --> 04:34:09.960
Wait, so you're not supposed to lead with your Q?

04:34:09.960 --> 04:34:13.960
No, because if you lead with your Q then you have no way to escape if they fuck you.

04:34:13.960 --> 04:34:16.960
Bro, I always leave my Q, that's a problem then.

04:34:16.960 --> 04:34:19.960
Yeah, but it's fine because you're bronze. It's not really gonna matter that much

04:34:19.960 --> 04:34:22.960
since you're a higher elo anyways.

04:34:22.960 --> 04:34:24.960
Hey.

04:34:24.960 --> 04:34:28.960
No, that's not like this response, I'm just being serious.

04:34:28.960 --> 04:34:31.960
It's like imagine there's a guy in the special ed class,

04:34:31.960 --> 04:34:34.960
and he sits there and he's playing dodgeball,

04:34:34.960 --> 04:34:36.960
but it's like you don't need to sit there and like,

04:34:36.960 --> 04:34:38.960
fucking break their legs before the match,

04:34:38.960 --> 04:34:41.960
because if you just play normally, then you're gonna win discerning stuns.

04:34:41.960 --> 04:34:46.440
Hey, John Tess. Yes, I have a question. Why are you bot now? Because no one's bot?

04:34:47.480 --> 04:34:52.200
Because the thing is the enemy team has something called wave clear. So wave clear is, is it's the

04:34:52.200 --> 04:34:58.440
ability to clear minion waves, right? So because they have that, it makes it hard for us to group,

04:34:58.440 --> 04:35:02.200
because if we group, they're just going to kill our minions so we can't actually hit the turrets.

04:35:02.200 --> 04:35:07.240
So what you're supposed to do in scenarios like this, is you actually just like push in different

04:35:07.240 --> 04:35:19.420
different lanes so you can actually get a lot of pressure like this.

04:35:19.420 --> 04:35:22.840
So now we're able to just like play on different lanes and even if our area dies mid, we're

04:35:22.840 --> 04:35:24.840
getting bot and we're getting top.

04:35:24.840 --> 04:35:49.960
Now we're just going to go for the dragon.

04:35:49.960 --> 04:35:53.480
Do you have any questions?

04:35:53.480 --> 04:35:56.120
What's your game plan after this? Just recall to buy?

04:35:56.120 --> 04:36:01.560
Yep, so recall we're gonna buy and then we're gonna just walk straight mid after.

04:36:03.560 --> 04:36:08.440
Why does everybody always go mid at the end? Is it just because it's like the easiest to like swap to?

04:36:08.440 --> 04:36:17.320
Look, minion wave mid, minion wave top, right? The minion wave mid has already passed the enter turret at the outer, look where the top one is.

04:36:17.320 --> 04:36:20.760
So the reason why you group mid is because your minions are gonna be faster.

04:36:20.760 --> 04:36:23.440
I didn't know mid was faster.

04:36:23.440 --> 04:36:26.480
Yeah, that's why I wouldn't always group smid.

04:36:26.480 --> 04:36:30.560
And it's also because you have the easiest way to get collapses from your team as well.

04:36:30.560 --> 04:36:35.160
It's easier to, you're always one lane away from mid, but sometimes you're two lanes away

04:36:35.160 --> 04:36:36.160
from bot.

04:36:36.160 --> 04:36:37.160
Exactly, yes.

04:36:37.160 --> 04:36:43.880
I think you got this game now.

04:36:43.880 --> 04:36:50.640
We could.

04:36:50.640 --> 04:36:52.920
in the chat said ask about Domteds support.

04:36:52.920 --> 04:36:56.080
Well, what the fuck do I want to say, his name is Cookie Blob.

04:36:56.080 --> 04:36:58.120
I mean, he's playing well though.

04:36:58.120 --> 04:37:02.080
Like, I don't know, I think about him.

04:37:02.080 --> 04:37:05.600
Okay, now we just fuck Cuzz in the ass.

04:37:05.600 --> 04:37:08.920
No, I think he means like when you play support.

04:37:08.920 --> 04:37:10.920
Oh, sorry, not good.

04:37:10.920 --> 04:37:11.920
Nice.

04:37:11.920 --> 04:37:14.680
Douglas, what's the highest rank you've hit on support?

04:37:14.680 --> 04:37:16.240
Uh, I don't play it.

04:37:16.240 --> 04:37:18.240
Support is for losers.

04:37:18.240 --> 04:37:21.660
I kind of agree.

04:37:21.660 --> 04:37:25.440
I know what I'm just saying, but it's also if you stream and you play support, you're

04:37:25.440 --> 04:37:27.480
literally just like nuking your own career.

04:37:27.480 --> 04:37:31.440
Because who the fuck is going to sit there and be like, oh my god, that support just

04:37:31.440 --> 04:37:32.440
made a crazy play.

04:37:32.440 --> 04:37:34.240
No one gives a fuck about you.

04:37:34.240 --> 04:37:35.240
Yeah.

04:37:35.240 --> 04:37:36.240
So wall?

04:37:36.240 --> 04:37:37.240
In the ashen.

04:37:37.240 --> 04:37:38.240
Yep.

04:37:38.240 --> 04:37:39.240
No way.

04:37:39.240 --> 04:37:41.240
Walla you can end?

04:37:41.240 --> 04:37:42.240
Yep.

04:37:42.240 --> 04:37:43.240
Walla.

04:37:43.240 --> 04:37:46.240
Yep, viola.

04:37:46.240 --> 04:37:52.240
Bro, hit your one off!

04:37:52.240 --> 04:37:59.240
Bad, bad, bad!

04:37:59.240 --> 04:38:03.240
Bad, Contes, bad!

04:38:03.240 --> 04:38:07.240
I BROED THE FUCKING JINGSEE!

04:38:07.240 --> 04:38:08.240
Oh my god.

04:38:08.240 --> 04:38:10.240
No, Contes.

04:38:10.240 --> 04:38:12.240
Bro, that's some shit I would do.

04:38:12.240 --> 04:38:19.180
do yeah no but it's fine though that's what no bad it's not worth bad bad

04:38:19.180 --> 04:38:27.580
don't that's bro punish yourself for that that's bullshit you know now oh do

04:38:27.580 --> 04:38:35.100
I'm gonna do it again yes for the rest 25 seconds oh oh fuck Jinxie can I stop

04:38:35.100 --> 04:38:39.300
I'm sorry to hear my cheek because of this no why would you fall and die I'm

04:38:39.300 --> 04:38:43.620
I'm sorry. Ow, fuck. Fuck, stop! Stop!

04:38:43.620 --> 04:38:46.180
Okay, I'm not gonna lie, I'm just gonna get a bit turned on.

04:38:46.180 --> 04:38:49.220
Yeah, dude, it's fucking hard to end game.

04:38:49.220 --> 04:38:52.660
Ah, okay anyways. Yeah, I'm joking.

04:38:52.660 --> 04:38:54.180
Ah, it's a joke.

04:38:54.180 --> 04:38:56.500
Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for a mid-fight.

04:38:56.500 --> 04:38:58.820
Bro, I think you entered the match.

04:38:58.820 --> 04:39:01.140
No, no, we still win, bro. We cannot lose this one.

04:39:04.980 --> 04:39:06.740
Yep, there you go. That's the win right there.

04:39:06.740 --> 04:39:08.180
Oh yeah, you guys just won.

04:39:08.180 --> 04:39:18.180
Nice guys. Everybody's dead, you clean up. Let's fucking go, Dantez. All you, yep. And now we end. Beautiful.

04:39:22.180 --> 04:39:24.180
No, we can't end yet. We have to play Baron.

04:39:24.180 --> 04:39:26.180
Bro, you guys just killed 4, what do you mean?

04:39:28.180 --> 04:39:32.180
No, no, because the problem is that they can just go back to their base, so we should just play Baron instead.

04:39:32.180 --> 04:39:37.880
All right, so you're gonna go Baron yep

04:39:42.920 --> 04:39:45.160
Bro chat we gotta see if he's actually won off

04:39:48.360 --> 04:39:51.120
So we can just found the dragon in like one minute

04:39:58.040 --> 04:40:00.040
From that I'm proud of you man

04:40:02.180 --> 04:40:09.820
I mean I'm gonna be honest the thing is that me neither but it's like sometimes you just gotta fucking give it your all

04:40:09.900 --> 04:40:11.900
Anyways, do you know what I mean? Yes?

04:40:17.140 --> 04:40:24.260
Jinxie ask Dantez when you and him are going for a Korea boot camp like me and you go to Korea like Korea servers I

04:40:25.500 --> 04:40:31.060
Would say listen maybe sometime next year maybe yeah

04:40:31.060 --> 04:40:33.060
Why would I go Korea because right now I'm bronze?

04:40:33.460 --> 04:40:37.680
Yeah, exactly, but I think imagine you get like master plus it could be cool. Yeah

04:40:40.500 --> 04:40:42.500
You just found this dragon

04:40:47.260 --> 04:40:53.040
We just play consistent that we're getting wait, how'd you do that? How'd you zoom in your mouse wheel?

04:40:55.420 --> 04:40:59.080
If you score your mouse you'll end then it zooms in if you scroll it out then zooms out

04:41:01.060 --> 04:41:10.060
They're all made of them Wait, that Zin's dead on my screen!

04:41:10.060 --> 04:41:15.060
Oh my god!

04:41:15.060 --> 04:41:17.060
Nice, nice, it doesn't matter

04:41:17.060 --> 04:41:18.060
Woo!

04:41:18.060 --> 04:41:19.060
That's top end, top end, top end

04:41:19.060 --> 04:41:20.060
There we go!

04:41:20.060 --> 04:41:25.060
That's what we're fucking talking about, J-Man!

04:41:25.060 --> 04:41:28.060
Bro, you did it, Dundun!

04:41:28.060 --> 04:41:29.060
You're one away!

04:41:29.060 --> 04:41:30.060
You're one away!

04:41:30.060 --> 04:41:37.060
I think the game is actually ended now holy fuck

04:41:37.060 --> 04:41:43.180
bro you're one away holy shit wait now we're gonna see if we are wait let me

04:41:43.180 --> 04:41:45.500
take a piss and then we'll do the calculations I'll be back one second

04:41:45.500 --> 04:41:55.860
okay one away what's that he's either one or two away he's either one or two

04:41:55.860 --> 04:42:07.460
away. Bro, Chad, I'm just gonna be honest. I did not think this guy would actually go 12 wins

04:42:07.460 --> 04:42:15.780
positive in a day at Grand Master Elow. That is disgusting. So, Chad, he's either one away or two

04:42:15.780 --> 04:42:41.620
way right guys this is it guys this is actually it wait he's grandmaster 907

04:42:41.620 --> 04:42:45.620
I'm LP. Imagine double LP. I know.

04:42:54.140 --> 04:42:59.260
Bro. I don't know. I don't know the calculations guys. I really don't know.

04:43:01.260 --> 04:43:05.220
920 LP is the cutoff. If that's the cutoff, he's one off.

04:43:06.700 --> 04:43:10.660
If that's the cutoff, he's 13 LP away. 920, are you sure?

04:43:11.620 --> 04:43:15.940
He's playing so good right now, yeah he's playing good every game, but he never really

04:43:15.940 --> 04:43:17.940
sells.

04:43:17.940 --> 04:43:22.740
920 LP is the cutoff.

04:43:22.740 --> 04:43:23.740
Yo Duffess, look!

04:43:23.740 --> 04:43:26.180
Yo, are you ready to do the math?

04:43:26.180 --> 04:43:28.380
Yes, you're 907 currently.

04:43:28.380 --> 04:43:32.180
Okay, so now let me show you how it looks for people in high rank, okay?

04:43:32.180 --> 04:43:36.420
So we click over here, and then you see this little rank tab?

04:43:36.420 --> 04:43:37.420
Yeah.

04:43:37.420 --> 04:43:41.580
Okay, so now we're seeing that everyone's rank is here.

04:43:41.580 --> 04:43:54.820
So it looks like if we're going to win, RLP would be 907 plus 29, what is that?

04:43:54.820 --> 04:43:55.820
936, right?

04:43:55.820 --> 04:44:00.420
So now what we're going to have to do is we're going to have to calculate how many people

04:44:00.420 --> 04:44:03.860
that puts us above, okay?

04:44:03.860 --> 04:44:06.140
So let's look.

04:44:06.140 --> 04:44:07.140
In challenger.

04:44:07.140 --> 04:44:08.420
Who's number one in challenger?

04:44:09.820 --> 04:44:11.420
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

04:44:12.040 --> 04:44:14.760
I got named KenV. I should not guys mouth a few days ago.

04:44:16.760 --> 04:44:17.760
Okay.

04:44:18.000 --> 04:44:18.500
Okay.

04:44:18.660 --> 04:44:19.500
Alright, are you looking?

04:44:19.820 --> 04:44:21.000
Yes, I see.

04:44:21.400 --> 04:44:29.200
Okay, so if we were to get 936LP, it would put us above all these people.

04:44:29.500 --> 04:44:34.700
So that means that if we get 936LP and if we win this game, we guarantee challenger.

04:44:35.300 --> 04:44:36.620
So you're one off!

04:44:37.140 --> 04:44:43.140
Bro, you're actually one off like for sure one off.

04:44:43.140 --> 04:44:48.140
Dude, I really think you should listen to a speech or something before you play.

04:44:48.140 --> 04:44:49.140
I don't know.

04:44:49.140 --> 04:44:50.140
Let me ask you a question.

04:44:50.140 --> 04:44:51.140
Yes.

04:44:51.140 --> 04:44:54.140
Should I listen to a speech or should I make my own?

04:44:54.140 --> 04:44:57.140
I think you should make your own.

04:44:57.140 --> 04:44:58.140
Okay.

04:44:58.140 --> 04:45:00.140
Are you ready?

04:45:00.140 --> 04:45:02.140
Yes.

04:45:02.140 --> 04:45:09.140
chat he's one win away from challenger I was here in the chat

04:45:32.140 --> 04:45:34.200
you

04:46:02.140 --> 04:46:04.200
you

04:46:32.140 --> 04:46:34.200
you

04:47:02.140 --> 04:47:04.200
you

04:47:32.140 --> 04:47:34.200
you

04:48:02.140 --> 04:48:04.140
You

04:48:13.980 --> 04:48:19.260
Working to wake up every morning and say you know what I might not be the best now, but one day

04:48:19.260 --> 04:48:23.620
I will be I might not be the greatest today, but one day I will be

04:48:23.980 --> 04:48:30.060
I'm the same way that I look up to all these people one day. There will be someone looking up to me

04:48:32.140 --> 04:48:39.140
Because if you sit there and you never aspire for greatness, then how can you ever hope

04:48:39.140 --> 04:48:42.140
to be anything other than mediocre?

04:48:42.140 --> 04:48:52.860
And why would you ever go through a life only wanting to be mediocre?

04:48:52.860 --> 04:49:05.980
It's about being able to look at impossible odds and rather than get demotivated, envision

04:49:05.980 --> 04:49:11.580
the story that you're going to one day tell others at how you managed to overcome them.

04:49:32.780 --> 04:49:33.900
That was beautiful bro.

04:49:35.980 --> 04:49:42.980
This is what it all it up to.

04:49:42.980 --> 04:49:46.980
This is what it all it up to, bro.

04:49:46.980 --> 04:49:49.980
Can I show you something, Jinxie?

04:49:49.980 --> 04:49:51.980
Yes.

04:49:51.980 --> 04:49:54.980
A few days ago, we were at 600LP.

04:49:54.980 --> 04:49:58.980
And I woke up in one of the mornings after hitting 600LP.

04:49:58.980 --> 04:50:01.980
And I had a day where I went one win and nine losses,

04:50:01.980 --> 04:50:04.980
and I fell back down to 384.

04:50:04.980 --> 04:50:10.980
And when I hit 384, it felt like the world came out from beneath me.

04:50:10.980 --> 04:50:13.980
But do you want to know what happened in the next agency?

04:50:13.980 --> 04:50:17.980
I opened up League of Legends.

04:50:17.980 --> 04:50:22.980
I pressed Q up and I won, 9 out of my next 10.

04:50:22.980 --> 04:50:27.980
And I completely undid all the negative progress from the day before.

04:50:27.980 --> 04:50:39.820
And now we're at a point where we could genuinely overcome all odds and have that 12 net win

04:50:39.820 --> 04:50:45.900
day that allows us to 1v9.

04:50:45.900 --> 04:50:59.340
Okay. The time has come. Jinxie.

04:50:59.340 --> 04:51:05.820
You shouldn't think Hecarim is better than Yi here.

04:51:05.820 --> 04:51:12.980
The problem is that I could not lock in Yi because the enemy still had two picks left.

04:51:12.980 --> 04:51:16.500
imagine I would have went E here right and then they would have locked in two

04:51:16.500 --> 04:51:20.700
champs with a lot of CC and then I get fucked. So the way that we're most

04:51:20.700 --> 04:51:24.940
consistent in this game is if we just lock in Hecarim we need our bread and

04:51:24.940 --> 04:51:29.780
butter. It's like the journey started off with Hecarim and it's gotta end with it.

04:51:29.780 --> 04:51:35.660
Do you know what I mean? Yes. Bro this is your challenge for game bro. Like I'm kind

04:51:35.660 --> 04:51:42.900
of nervous but I feel confident bro. I feel like I'm like I'm watching like

04:51:42.900 --> 04:51:44.900
And if I play off game

04:51:47.940 --> 04:51:51.380
I believe so many things could go wrong, but so many things could go right also

04:51:53.100 --> 04:51:58.820
Okay, what if I told you that there might be a chance on my top laner could be Tyler one

04:52:01.100 --> 04:52:02.740
Wait what

04:52:02.740 --> 04:52:09.180
Maybe because Tyler one plays brand top with that skin. So there might be Jinxie a

04:52:09.180 --> 04:52:15.740
A 1% chance on my top laner's Tyler won this game. It could also be someone completely random

04:52:16.100 --> 04:52:18.100
But it could be Tyler. Tyler live?

04:52:18.940 --> 04:52:20.940
No

04:52:21.260 --> 04:52:23.900
Okay, no, I'm on it's on. Okay. No, I'm on it's on him

04:52:24.740 --> 04:52:31.460
Okay, wait, what the what the fuck is this? What's wrong? What's wrong? The enemy has an emerald support

04:52:32.900 --> 04:52:35.140
That's good, right? That's really good. That's good

04:52:35.140 --> 04:52:41.580
But wait no no no no no because if their support is emerald then it means he might have like a 100% win rate

04:52:44.540 --> 04:52:46.540
What?

04:52:46.540 --> 04:52:48.540
Wait let's look. Okay. You ready to look

04:52:52.060 --> 04:52:54.060
Wait! Oh

04:52:54.700 --> 04:52:56.460
I

04:52:56.460 --> 04:53:00.940
Thought it was auto-filled. Fuck. Okay, I might as well. Okay. We get it done though. It's gonna be great

04:53:02.260 --> 04:53:04.260
Are you jinxed? You ready?

04:53:05.140 --> 04:53:12.140
This is your challenger game. Take it away, bro.

04:53:12.140 --> 04:53:22.140
Oh, no. It's okay.

04:53:22.140 --> 04:53:27.140
It's okay, Dante.

04:53:27.140 --> 04:53:32.140
Okay, so what we're going to do here is we're going to play for the 3Camp bot side.

04:53:32.140 --> 04:53:36.840
Now, the reason why I haven't been full clearing recently on the Hecarim is because every time

04:53:36.840 --> 04:53:41.200
I full clear I get cheesed, so because of that I've been doing this like a different opening

04:53:41.200 --> 04:53:45.040
where I just start on wolves or wrappers and then I three camp by side and then I look

04:53:45.040 --> 04:53:47.040
for a gank.

04:53:47.040 --> 04:53:54.880
Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the blue and then after

04:53:54.880 --> 04:53:58.880
we're going to play on the ground and then we're just going to look for reset.

04:53:58.880 --> 04:54:02.480
So Jinxie, you know how in chess there are different openings?

04:54:02.480 --> 04:54:05.240
Yes, there's like a thousand.

04:54:05.240 --> 04:54:06.240
Yeah.

04:54:06.240 --> 04:54:10.280
Jungling is the same kind of way except in terms of like early game pathing.

04:54:10.280 --> 04:54:14.240
Now right now you only know Folk Clear which is going to be fine up in like Masters.

04:54:14.240 --> 04:54:17.900
But then once you get to Masters plus you're going to need to learn other kinds too.

04:54:17.900 --> 04:54:22.280
So that's why this game we're doing like a different opening than normal.

04:54:22.280 --> 04:54:25.780
So now what we're going to do is we're going to look for reset and then we're going to

04:54:25.780 --> 04:54:27.860
look on our red.

04:54:27.860 --> 04:54:32.040
So normally what you do when you play for like a three cam clear is you're always going

04:54:32.040 --> 04:54:36.880
to sit there and you're always going to want to hold on to your third ability, whether

04:54:36.880 --> 04:54:38.560
it's Q or E, whatever.

04:54:38.560 --> 04:54:42.560
That's as I'm nervous bro.

04:54:42.560 --> 04:54:45.040
Jinxie, Jinxie.

04:54:45.040 --> 04:54:46.760
You know what it's like?

04:54:46.760 --> 04:54:47.760
What?

04:54:47.760 --> 04:54:56.280
As I can imagine, you're driving on like a rickety road and it's like one wrong move

04:54:56.280 --> 04:54:59.280
with the car and everyone falls to their death.

04:54:59.280 --> 04:55:01.000
And then it's like you're sitting there

04:55:01.000 --> 04:55:02.240
and you're trying to drive, right?

04:55:02.240 --> 04:55:03.600
You're trying to drive like your wife,

04:55:03.600 --> 04:55:05.000
your children to safety.

04:55:05.000 --> 04:55:06.680
And then it's like your wife and the passengers

04:55:06.680 --> 04:55:08.640
say to the same, baby, I'm nervous.

04:55:08.640 --> 04:55:10.240
Sorry, I'm sorry.

04:55:10.240 --> 04:55:12.160
Bro, sorry, sorry, I'll step the fuck up.

04:55:13.520 --> 04:55:14.680
So here we got this, we got this.

04:55:14.680 --> 04:55:16.680
Challenger, bro, got this, it's your game.

04:55:18.320 --> 04:55:20.120
It all comes down to this moment.

04:55:21.840 --> 04:55:23.840
So now we're gonna, we're gonna look on the Raptors

04:55:23.840 --> 04:55:25.160
and then after the Raptors,

04:55:25.160 --> 04:55:26.720
We're going to look on the crab.

04:55:26.720 --> 04:55:32.300
Now, before going to the crab, so it looks like I think we

04:55:32.300 --> 04:55:35.720
do already took the crab if I'm not mistaken.

04:55:35.720 --> 04:55:38.200
So I'm just going to ping him in case.

04:55:38.200 --> 04:55:41.000
I'll look for a gank mid.

04:55:41.000 --> 04:55:41.960
I can't eat it.

04:55:41.960 --> 04:55:43.800
So now we're just going to look for a gank mid.

04:55:50.320 --> 04:55:53.320
Jesus.

04:55:53.320 --> 04:55:59.320
Okay, so we did end up getting one crab, but I know that you didn't take the second, and the reason why is because the CS count is 20.

04:56:06.520 --> 04:56:08.520
Are you fucking kidding?

04:56:10.280 --> 04:56:12.280
Alright, that's fine.

04:56:16.120 --> 04:56:22.520
So now we're going to do this, we're going to play on our Wolves into Gromp, and then after that we're going to see if we can look for either a mid or a bot play.

04:56:23.320 --> 04:56:32.560
Now, the thing is that Lucian doesn't have Flash, and he just gave me Cancer, so I'm

04:56:32.560 --> 04:56:34.560
going to want to give him Cancer too.

04:56:34.560 --> 04:56:38.080
So if we look at the bot wave, we know that the way that this current wave state is, is

04:56:38.080 --> 04:56:40.000
that it's going to push towards our team.

04:56:40.000 --> 04:56:43.280
So what I could actually do is I could do like Wolves into Gromp, and then after that

04:56:43.280 --> 04:56:59.500
we could look on Aleutian kill. So you see why I still have like 35 seconds left on my

04:56:59.500 --> 04:57:03.760
Krugs? It means that we're not going to want to look for anything here. So our only real

04:57:03.760 --> 04:57:07.180
play is to look for something both side because if I reset right now there'd be nothing topics

04:57:07.180 --> 04:57:13.100
up for like a top kill. I don't really feel like going for anyways. So we're going to

04:57:13.100 --> 04:57:31.580
path all the way around here. What the fuck are they doing? Sound like just wait. Sound

04:57:31.580 --> 04:57:38.580
Now we just wait.

04:57:38.580 --> 04:57:39.580
Nice!

04:57:39.580 --> 04:57:50.580
And then now we reset.

04:57:50.580 --> 04:57:53.580
Good fucking play, Dottesk!

04:57:53.580 --> 04:57:58.460
So the thing about that play is that there's a chance that now Udyr ends up invading my

04:57:58.460 --> 04:58:01.300
top side and trades my Raptors for it.

04:58:01.300 --> 04:58:03.300
So this game I'm going to have to be a slave.

04:58:03.300 --> 04:58:08.020
I'm going to have to just let my team take the reins because after getting fucked early

04:58:08.020 --> 04:58:11.880
the way I did and getting double crab, it's almost impossible for me to actually find

04:58:11.880 --> 04:58:12.880
a way back into it.

04:58:12.880 --> 04:58:16.540
So we're going to do shares, we're going to look for a Krugs and then after I'm going

04:58:16.540 --> 04:58:17.540
to say like...

04:58:17.540 --> 04:58:18.540
Yep.

04:58:18.540 --> 04:58:23.540
Then now we're going to look on Kassante.

04:58:23.540 --> 04:58:26.180
So you see how Sonos is walking up?

04:58:26.180 --> 04:58:30.660
The reason why she's walking up is because Udyr is on my top side invading my wrappers.

04:58:30.660 --> 04:58:34.180
So what we're going to do is we're going to completely avoid our wrappers all together

04:58:34.180 --> 04:58:37.660
and we're going to look on top kill like this.

04:58:41.420 --> 04:58:42.420
Yes!

04:58:43.580 --> 04:58:44.580
Yes!

04:58:47.300 --> 04:58:48.500
Okay, we're good.

04:58:49.140 --> 04:58:54.580
So now the thing is that our wrappers got sewn by the Udyr, which is what we expected to happen, which is good.

04:58:54.580 --> 04:58:57.580
And then now what we're going to do is we're going to end up playing for our bot side.

04:58:57.580 --> 04:58:59.820
So we're going to have to just play a very avoidant game,

04:58:59.820 --> 04:59:01.260
solve this game, especially because it would

04:59:01.260 --> 04:59:02.860
be our hard counters, a hack.

04:59:08.500 --> 04:59:10.460
So what we're doing now is we're going to play for the wolves.

04:59:10.460 --> 04:59:12.740
And after wolves, you're going to look blue into ground.

04:59:12.740 --> 04:59:41.780
So now we're going to do this, we're going to play on our grompop for this and then we're

04:59:41.780 --> 04:59:44.580
we're going to simply look for dragons.

04:59:44.580 --> 04:59:45.780
Now the reason why I'm playing for Gromp,

04:59:45.780 --> 04:59:48.100
and I'm not just instantly running to the dragon

04:59:48.100 --> 04:59:50.940
is because I'm very behind in terms like golden XP.

04:59:50.940 --> 04:59:52.860
So I need to make sure that I'm farming all my camps

04:59:52.860 --> 04:59:54.900
as soon as I can.

04:59:54.900 --> 04:59:57.220
Because right now he's already up five camps on me,

04:59:57.220 --> 04:59:59.620
because he's 14, I'm at 19.

04:59:59.620 --> 05:00:02.180
So it's pretty rough, you know?

05:00:02.180 --> 05:00:05.900
But I don't mind giving a topside camper too,

05:00:05.900 --> 05:00:08.260
in exchange for dragon, because we're probably

05:00:08.260 --> 05:00:09.860
going to have to play for our team anyway.

05:00:09.860 --> 05:00:12.860
So if I have to just like be a slave for dragons, it's okay.

05:00:34.740 --> 05:00:35.740
NICE!

05:00:37.480 --> 05:00:39.480
Broken bro, oh my god, they're shipped.

05:00:39.860 --> 05:00:45.540
So now what we're going to do is we're going to get our callfields plus longsword and then

05:00:45.540 --> 05:00:53.300
we can just run trade red on base.

05:00:53.300 --> 05:00:57.620
So our red is up thankfully, but we're not in the clear just yet because don't forget

05:00:57.620 --> 05:01:02.340
he had the time on my wrappers.

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So now our wrappers up in like two seconds so we're going to have to just like hover

05:01:05.300 --> 05:01:09.060
around and trade because we're chance of getting invaded on it on race 1.

05:01:09.060 --> 05:01:11.740
There's also a chance that Udyr is spitting in this bush and he's going to walk out and

05:01:11.740 --> 05:01:12.740
smite some of my red.

05:01:12.740 --> 05:01:16.180
So we're just going to smite that to make sure he doesn't and then I'll just play for

05:01:16.180 --> 05:01:19.820
folk here.

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So again Udyr ended up getting the grubs here.

05:01:27.860 --> 05:01:41.180
What the fuck is this bullshit?

05:01:41.180 --> 05:01:48.060
Okay, so now we're gonna do this, we're gonna play for the wolves, so then I'll start to

05:01:48.060 --> 05:01:52.060
I could look around and you also, are you fucking kidding me?

05:02:11.060 --> 05:02:15.060
Dude for a second I thought you actually cast that, but we're actually in a really good spot now

05:02:18.060 --> 05:02:25.060
Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna run through meds to get another Q-Stock, and then we're gonna invade him on his wrappers, see if we can take these.

05:02:31.060 --> 05:02:36.060
So now we see Udyr's ganking bot. So I'm gonna actually look on these Krugs.

05:02:38.060 --> 05:02:42.060
Chad, he's not gonna cover the map. We have a 30 second delay, guys. The map is useless.

05:02:42.060 --> 05:02:50.820
So now while Udyr's distracted, we just take his drugs, and just like that, all of the

05:02:50.820 --> 05:02:55.380
advantage I got by perm invading and everything, it's all pretty much evaporated.

05:02:55.380 --> 05:02:59.260
But this is so intense.

05:02:59.260 --> 05:03:05.900
Yeah, it's going to be a hard one.

05:03:05.900 --> 05:03:09.780
It's close, it's close.

05:03:09.780 --> 05:03:16.460
Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to play for the gromp, and I'm going

05:03:16.460 --> 05:03:18.780
to want to reset when I have enough for my next item.

05:03:18.780 --> 05:03:26.140
So we're going to actually look for a botgank here.

05:03:26.140 --> 05:03:35.860
Now I'm going to walk up here, and then afterwards when Jinx walks in to lane, they're going

05:03:35.860 --> 05:03:37.940
to all in here.

05:03:37.940 --> 05:03:42.940
The problem is that I don't think we actually went through V2, but if Elise is here, we went through V2.

05:03:53.940 --> 05:03:55.940
Okay, so now we're just going to take the wave.

05:03:55.940 --> 05:04:00.940
Not bad. Not bad, not great. I wish Elise got there earlier.

05:04:00.940 --> 05:04:02.940
Yeah, if Elise sort of got in there earlier, it would have been way better.

05:04:02.940 --> 05:04:09.940
better let's say we can just recent on plan our top side okay so now we're

05:04:09.940 --> 05:04:17.620
gonna do is we're gonna get our first item and then now we're good so we're

05:04:17.620 --> 05:04:20.580
gonna play top to bottom full clear the timers that we're gonna want to play on

05:04:20.580 --> 05:04:24.340
are just dragon so I'm just not gonna want to use my alt ever unless it's for

05:04:24.340 --> 05:04:33.620
dragon got it you got this bro got this this one's for you jitty this game is so

05:04:33.620 --> 05:04:41.500
close fan so now what I'm gonna do I'm actually just gonna play my full clear

05:04:41.500 --> 05:04:46.500
but I'm 99% sure operators are gone yep so now we're gonna play on our bot side

05:04:46.500 --> 05:04:50.420
and then afterwards we're gonna look on the dragon

05:04:54.340 --> 05:05:18.180
So now we are going to play on the blue, and then after blue I am going to look on bot

05:05:18.180 --> 05:05:33.660
sure this game is always the fucking one for my baby okay so now we're gonna

05:05:33.660 --> 05:05:38.660
to queue this, drag it out, and then I have my smite up so we can look for a place to

05:05:38.660 --> 05:05:39.660
do.

05:05:39.660 --> 05:05:54.300
So I'm going to stay on this dragon here because now the enemy is zoned.

05:05:54.300 --> 05:05:55.900
So we're just going to play on this with our ult up.

05:05:55.900 --> 05:05:59.340
Have they tried re-engaging on us? I have my ulter to just fucking destroy them.

05:06:14.780 --> 05:06:17.100
Not that bad. You got the dragon and a kill.

05:06:17.420 --> 05:06:19.020
Not any of the dragon he's solid.

05:06:19.020 --> 05:06:24.780
I mean, my lease is just disabled.

05:06:24.780 --> 05:06:32.260
If my lease didn't miss her, Ebu, it would have actually won that there.

05:06:32.260 --> 05:06:42.860
Okay, so now what we're going to do is, I'll see if I can actually look on this here.

05:06:42.860 --> 05:06:58.060
And then we're going to look on like the talks about Folkler.

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So the problem with this game, GenC, is that I have three worthless teammates.

05:07:04.780 --> 05:07:12.780
So I have three worthless teammates and I'm not really like insanely 1v9 vs enemy comp.

05:07:12.780 --> 05:07:15.780
But the good news is that it's me, so I'll still make it work regardless.

05:07:15.780 --> 05:07:18.780
But that's actually huge.

05:07:18.780 --> 05:07:21.780
No, wait, really, Jinx, that's actually huge.

05:07:21.780 --> 05:07:25.780
Like, our Jinx just solo killed Lucian, that's actually fucking insane for us.

05:07:37.780 --> 05:07:39.780
Okay, let's hook up here.

05:07:42.780 --> 05:07:44.780
Yes!

05:07:44.780 --> 05:07:49.780
Very fine save.

05:07:49.780 --> 05:07:58.780
Sausage is taking.

05:07:58.780 --> 05:08:28.760
I mean the sauce is just a fucking piece of shit.

05:08:28.760 --> 05:08:29.760
I'm not controlling.

05:08:52.760 --> 05:08:54.760
He's all in form, he's blaming you.

05:08:55.760 --> 05:08:56.760
Yeah, but it's fun.

05:08:58.760 --> 05:09:03.000
He's offered to on parents ever since the incident that happened 10 years ago

05:09:09.840 --> 05:09:13.400
Ever since the car accident it's never been the same forever, so I guess

05:09:28.760 --> 05:09:33.300
so see that's how you respond like he's sitting there typing a bible then we

05:09:33.300 --> 05:09:36.860
don't think you said cheers bro

05:09:41.460 --> 05:09:47.020
so now our next item we're gonna need it unlike a little bit of gold

05:09:54.140 --> 05:09:57.740
okay so now I'm gonna get the wave

05:09:58.760 --> 05:10:03.760
I'm not going to take all the minions though.

05:10:13.760 --> 05:10:16.760
I also have like three seconds, I'm going to want to play for my old timer.

05:10:16.760 --> 05:10:19.760
That's why I'm just like backing off and getting Q stacks.

05:10:19.760 --> 05:10:23.760
Now what is Q stacks? I've already said that a couple times today.

05:10:23.760 --> 05:10:34.760
So, Hecarim, when he lands his Q on a target, he gets someone called the Q-Sack, which stacks up to three times, and it reduces the cooldown of the ability and then also increases the damage of it too.

05:10:34.760 --> 05:10:40.760
Alright. So the only way for you to ever carry fights is if you have the Q-Sacks.

05:10:40.760 --> 05:10:42.760
This is literally so intense.

05:10:53.760 --> 05:11:10.180
Wow.

05:11:10.180 --> 05:11:15.820
So the other good news about this game is that my jinx built two items that are fucking

05:11:15.820 --> 05:11:19.380
useless and do nothing, and regains two tanks.

05:11:19.380 --> 05:11:23.700
So because of that, she needs to build literally two more items in order to function, rather

05:11:23.700 --> 05:11:26.380
than already having two items that allow her to play the game.

05:11:49.380 --> 05:11:56.380
Alright, someone can move found us.

05:12:19.380 --> 05:12:26.380
Alright.

05:12:26.380 --> 05:12:29.380
So now we have nothing to farm.

05:12:29.380 --> 05:12:30.380
Yeah.

05:12:30.380 --> 05:12:37.380
JD, I'm not going to lie, it's looking a bit rough, but we get something to get it done.

05:12:37.380 --> 05:12:39.380
Don't give up, bro.

05:12:39.380 --> 05:12:40.380
You never know.

05:12:40.380 --> 05:12:41.380
You never know.

05:12:41.380 --> 05:12:48.380
Don't give up until you see that defeat screen or victory screen.

05:12:48.380 --> 05:13:12.380
Just even though your team is stupid, they can be stupid too.

05:13:12.380 --> 05:13:38.380
I don't have time to heal.

05:13:38.380 --> 05:13:40.380
Oh

05:14:08.380 --> 05:14:31.020
Okay, so now we're going to do this, we're going to look for the, we're going to look

05:14:31.020 --> 05:14:33.020
for fights.

05:15:31.020 --> 05:15:46.020
I want to beat this shit out of your Simless player.

05:15:46.020 --> 05:15:51.020
Yeah, I mean, it's not just him though.

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Him and Jinx.

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And Nealies.

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Literally everyone.

05:15:59.020 --> 05:16:02.700
except for like the brand but the brand didn't give me last pick and if you would

05:16:02.700 --> 05:16:05.220
have given me last pick I would have locked in either this game and I probably would have carried.

05:16:05.220 --> 05:16:13.460
So everyone on your team is a piece of shit?

05:16:13.460 --> 05:16:18.020
Yeah, I know, I'm clear, unfortunately.

05:16:18.020 --> 05:16:25.340
Bro, on the Challenger game it's so unfortunate though man, like it's so unfortunate.

05:16:25.340 --> 05:16:33.340
You have an 0 and 5 mid laner, a 2 and 7 ADC, and a top laner who didn't give me last pick.

05:16:33.340 --> 05:16:36.340
Jamesy, can I say something really fucked up though?

05:16:36.340 --> 05:16:37.340
Yeah.

05:16:37.340 --> 05:16:40.340
I think there's still a chance.

05:16:40.340 --> 05:16:41.340
Really?

05:16:41.340 --> 05:16:45.340
I'm not kidding, I think we still have a chance.

05:16:45.340 --> 05:16:48.340
I'm actually getting kills.

05:16:48.340 --> 05:16:51.340
Like if I can complete this item, we might actually have a chance.

05:16:51.340 --> 05:17:20.340
a chance. I think there's a chance. Well, if you believe I believe.

05:17:20.340 --> 05:17:37.180
wait holy shit wait wait wait don't get excited yet hold on hold on

05:17:50.340 --> 05:17:57.300
Okay, JNC, JNC, are you listening to me?

05:17:57.300 --> 05:18:00.500
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

05:18:00.500 --> 05:18:04.500
We have a chance.

05:18:04.500 --> 05:18:05.500
How big of a chance?

05:18:05.500 --> 05:18:07.220
Like what percentage?

05:18:07.220 --> 05:18:08.220
Like...

05:18:08.220 --> 05:18:09.220
20.

05:18:09.220 --> 05:18:10.220
Oh my god.

05:18:10.220 --> 05:18:11.220
Let's say 20.

05:18:11.220 --> 05:18:12.220
20.

05:18:12.220 --> 05:18:16.660
We both said at the same time, bro.

05:18:16.660 --> 05:18:17.660
That's how you know it's meant to be.

05:18:17.660 --> 05:18:31.660
Yeah, it looks like they overextended a little bit in the last couple of minutes.

05:18:31.660 --> 05:18:33.660
your movement is crazy

05:18:33.660 --> 05:18:35.660
hold on

05:18:43.660 --> 05:18:45.660
that was such a good ult, please finish the job

05:18:46.660 --> 05:18:48.660
alright we lost, i'm lucky

05:18:50.660 --> 05:18:52.660
FUCK

05:19:01.660 --> 05:19:08.660
Alright, you ready to learn something that I haven't taught you yet?

05:19:08.660 --> 05:19:11.500
Yep.

05:19:11.500 --> 05:19:13.540
It's called the add after game.

05:19:13.540 --> 05:19:17.900
So it's when you have such a disgusting retard on your team that you just won't stop typing

05:19:17.900 --> 05:19:20.340
that you add them after the game.

05:19:20.340 --> 05:19:26.340
Sure about this, boss?

05:19:26.340 --> 05:19:30.340
It feels right.

05:19:30.340 --> 05:19:37.340
Did he add you back?

05:19:37.340 --> 05:19:40.340
Uh, no, yeah, no, yeah, but maybe you off.

05:20:00.340 --> 05:20:08.500
So are you gonna try to like talk to him in a call or something?

05:20:08.500 --> 05:20:10.500
Like how does that work?

05:20:10.500 --> 05:20:14.020
No, I would pretty much just incinerate that he should have had in his own life and then

05:20:14.020 --> 05:20:24.540
I would block him.

05:20:24.540 --> 05:20:26.540
Sure about this boss?

05:20:26.540 --> 05:20:31.540
Ah, true love and it's probably watching, fuck it.

05:20:31.540 --> 05:20:32.540
Yeah.

05:20:32.540 --> 05:20:35.540
All right, wait up.

05:20:35.540 --> 05:20:37.540
Sometimes you get those, I'm lucky games, Jynxie.

05:20:37.540 --> 05:20:38.540
Even at the top of the ladder.

05:20:38.540 --> 05:20:39.540
Only two wins away.

05:20:39.540 --> 05:20:40.540
Bro, all right.

05:20:40.540 --> 05:20:42.540
I'm going to go with P. I'll be back, okay?

05:20:42.540 --> 05:20:46.540
I just thought that what I want you to do is just calm down, okay?

05:20:46.540 --> 05:20:50.540
Okay, Jynxie, Jynxie, Jynxie, can I ask you a question?

05:20:50.540 --> 05:20:51.540
Yep.

05:20:51.540 --> 05:20:55.540
So imagine your girlfriend is sitting there and she's having like an emotional response

05:20:55.540 --> 05:20:57.540
But do you ever tell her to calm down?

05:20:59.140 --> 05:21:00.140
No.

05:21:01.180 --> 05:21:03.660
So what the fuck are you telling me to?

05:21:05.500 --> 05:21:10.220
Sorry. Just got that. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. You just let it all out.

05:21:10.220 --> 05:21:12.300
Let it all out. You can't have it packed up.

05:21:13.140 --> 05:21:14.140
Alright.

05:21:14.260 --> 05:21:15.260
Alright.

05:21:15.620 --> 05:21:16.620
Yep.

05:21:22.300 --> 05:21:25.340
Alright guys, I'm gonna put it on some forbidden game. Are you ready?

05:21:25.540 --> 05:21:31.260
So when it's later at night and you don't want to scream because you've been up all day

05:21:32.020 --> 05:21:36.180
The trick is that you go on YouTube and you search up a video called screaming people

05:21:36.940 --> 05:21:38.940
And then you watch the video

05:21:41.020 --> 05:21:43.020
And then we just watch people scream

05:21:45.820 --> 05:21:50.500
And now we're just gonna do this for about two minutes until we like calm down

05:21:55.540 --> 05:22:10.620
So now, if you want to make it even more effective, this is what you do, right?

05:22:10.620 --> 05:22:13.840
So we have the one tab that's screaming people, right?

05:22:13.840 --> 05:22:16.740
Then you have Google Translate on your second tab.

05:22:16.740 --> 05:22:23.740
And now we use Google Translate to tell us positive affirmations.

05:23:16.740 --> 05:23:18.740
I am so sorry.

05:23:27.740 --> 05:23:28.740
Alright.

05:23:32.740 --> 05:23:35.740
They locked in Fiddle, so I don't really want to go either of these games.

05:23:35.740 --> 05:23:37.740
What does one to Fiddle?

05:23:42.740 --> 05:23:44.740
He's doing that to me again.

05:23:44.740 --> 05:23:45.740
What?

05:23:45.740 --> 05:23:48.200
When something doesn't go your way, you relax.

05:23:48.200 --> 05:23:52.000
You think then it just goes down, down, down, down, down.

05:23:52.000 --> 05:23:53.900
Sorry, saying I should just take caffeine and...

05:23:53.900 --> 05:23:57.720
Take caffeine, sit up straight, and lock the fucker.

05:24:01.220 --> 05:24:02.900
She's got a point.

05:24:02.900 --> 05:24:04.920
That's how I married her.

05:24:04.920 --> 05:24:05.900
Woo!

05:24:05.900 --> 05:24:08.420
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

05:24:09.680 --> 05:24:10.660
All right.

05:24:10.660 --> 05:24:13.020
J-Z, fucking kill yourself now!

05:24:13.020 --> 05:24:13.860
No!

05:24:15.740 --> 05:24:21.620
I'm sorry I had to let it out on someone. Alright, how's your pest good? I'm I have returned

05:24:22.220 --> 05:24:24.220
with my best

05:24:24.500 --> 05:24:29.540
Like my all-time favorite year ever Lancer my dad got something. I don't test

05:24:30.180 --> 05:24:35.460
Yep, someone in the chat said this guy needs fucking therapy

05:24:37.700 --> 05:24:42.700
Yeah, I don't know why like your child. I don't know they're just being weird about it. I

05:24:42.700 --> 05:24:46.900
So I was completely normal while you were gone. What happened?

05:24:47.800 --> 05:24:50.820
What happened in two minutes that I went to go get a beer?

05:24:52.780 --> 05:24:58.300
Oh, well we have that fucking piece of shit scumbag saw us from last game. He's on our team again

05:24:58.300 --> 05:25:00.300
Except this time he's out of fault and he's support

05:25:02.260 --> 05:25:04.260
Wait

05:25:04.260 --> 05:25:06.260
You still lie.

05:25:06.260 --> 05:25:07.260
No, no, no.

05:25:07.260 --> 05:25:09.260
Don't type that.

05:25:09.260 --> 05:25:11.260
Don't type that.

05:25:11.260 --> 05:25:13.260
True love and watches my stream sometimes.

05:25:13.260 --> 05:25:15.260
We have to remember.

05:25:15.260 --> 05:25:17.260
Okay, bro, listen.

05:25:17.260 --> 05:25:19.260
The silliest that entered your game

05:25:19.260 --> 05:25:22.260
is on your team and you got out of all support.

05:25:22.260 --> 05:25:24.260
Wait.

05:25:24.260 --> 05:25:25.260
Don't says.

05:25:25.260 --> 05:25:26.260
Yep.

05:25:26.260 --> 05:25:29.260
Hamza is draping on the other team.

05:25:29.260 --> 05:25:30.260
Yep.

05:25:30.260 --> 05:25:32.260
You're playing against Hamza.

05:25:32.260 --> 05:25:44.260
What? No, no, no, no, no. This is cinema. So not only do you have the disgusting sociopath on your team on support, but you're playing Hamza.

05:25:44.260 --> 05:25:49.260
Yep. Oh my God, I just returned to literal cinema.

05:25:49.260 --> 05:25:53.260
You know what it's like when you like put it out all out like that?

05:25:53.260 --> 05:25:54.460
that, uh, Jinxie?

05:25:54.460 --> 05:25:54.960
What?

05:25:54.960 --> 05:25:57.260
It's like you go to the doctor's office and the doctor's like,

05:25:57.260 --> 05:25:59.460
so not only do you have a fucking brain tumor,

05:25:59.460 --> 05:26:00.980
but you also have four months to live.

05:26:00.980 --> 05:26:03.060
And also, it turns out you have fucking AIDS.

05:26:03.060 --> 05:26:06.140
And I think you're also at risk for having leukemia as well.

05:26:06.140 --> 05:26:08.180
Also, you're an imminent, like, threat

05:26:08.180 --> 05:26:10.740
of having a stroke in the next 30 minutes, too.

05:26:10.740 --> 05:26:12.220
And it's like, why the fuck?

05:26:12.220 --> 05:26:14.420
We didn't settle this shit!

05:26:14.420 --> 05:26:16.020
I didn't need it, Jinxie!

05:26:16.020 --> 05:26:17.660
I didn't fucking need it, man!

05:26:17.660 --> 05:26:19.700
Why the fuck would you say this, man?

05:26:19.700 --> 05:26:20.700
What the fuck?

05:26:23.260 --> 05:26:35.600
Yeah, dude. Hey, hey, you need fucking therapy, bro. Hey, hey, after you get challenger, go

05:26:35.600 --> 05:26:41.580
to fucking take your wife out to dinner for fucking two nights, bro. I'm not handling

05:26:41.580 --> 05:26:44.620
this shit anymore. Hey, what the fuck?

05:26:44.620 --> 05:26:49.320
I've literally been skipping therapy to play League!

05:26:49.320 --> 05:26:50.620
Do you understand?

05:26:50.620 --> 05:26:51.620
Fuck!

05:26:52.620 --> 05:26:53.620
Do you get it?

05:27:00.620 --> 05:27:02.620
Cause I could get all the therapy in the world,

05:27:02.620 --> 05:27:05.120
but how the fuck is it going to make me win games?

05:27:07.120 --> 05:27:11.120
If I lose a game, is my therapist going to spawn 20 opm my fucking account?

05:27:11.120 --> 05:27:12.120
No!

05:27:12.120 --> 05:27:13.620
So I can go!

05:27:14.620 --> 05:27:19.620
If I'm not a challenger, I don't deserve therapy! Do you understand?

05:27:20.620 --> 05:27:24.620
Yeah, I... I guess. I think.

05:27:24.620 --> 05:27:26.620
Wait, I just saw something.

05:27:27.620 --> 05:27:29.620
Oh my God! Bro!

05:27:31.620 --> 05:27:36.620
Your piece of shit still has his support, but he was mid. So you might get double OP because he got filled.

05:27:36.620 --> 05:27:39.820
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, he would be the only one getting double P.

05:27:39.820 --> 05:27:45.220
The only thing I'd get is a fucking BBC in both my cheeks fucking slamming me down while I scream out in pain.

05:27:45.220 --> 05:27:47.020
And I see another minus 29.

05:27:51.820 --> 05:27:52.820
Does that make sense?

05:27:53.220 --> 05:27:53.720
Yep.

05:27:54.320 --> 05:27:54.820
Okay.

05:27:56.620 --> 05:27:58.820
That's fine. We're about a gang piece of shit, hums.

05:28:06.620 --> 05:28:11.100
Alright, so now is the point where we sit there and we hope that this guy actually gets killed.

05:28:11.100 --> 05:28:15.020
I'm not even kidding, so just so you can understand how disgusting this guy is, right?

05:28:16.220 --> 05:28:21.260
There's an ability that Alistar has, which makes him dash to somebody, right?

05:28:21.260 --> 05:28:24.540
But Thresh literally has an ability that counters it.

05:28:24.540 --> 05:28:28.060
So instead of him flashing on him, which he can counter,

05:28:28.060 --> 05:28:30.620
and just like instantly knock him up and then knock him towards us,

05:28:30.620 --> 05:28:33.180
and then we get like at least one kill, maybe two or three,

05:28:33.180 --> 05:28:35.180
he decided that he was going to waste his W.

05:28:35.180 --> 05:28:45.180
Like, Jinxie, when I tell you that if I was in a room with this guy, Hitler and Osama bin Laden, and I only had one bullet, I'm telling you right now, he wouldn't make it out alive. Do you understand what I mean?

05:28:45.180 --> 05:28:46.180
In?

05:28:46.180 --> 05:29:00.180
Yeah, in game, in game. If I had six rounds in the chamber, like, the corners would inspect all three of the bodies and they'd be like, wait, why does this guy have six bullets in his brain? I'm not even fucking kidding you. Do you understand?

05:29:00.180 --> 05:29:14.540
I'm really scared of you right now like I I've never seen you like this before bro bro

05:29:14.540 --> 05:29:20.340
I'm very scared I don't like I haven't even got this man not even close to this what's

05:29:20.340 --> 05:29:24.860
happening bro what's happening is I just wish that this guy could be in front of me right

05:29:24.860 --> 05:29:27.700
now while I'm holding on to fucking machete and then I could just have my way with him

05:29:27.700 --> 05:29:29.340
Do you understand what I mean? Like in-game?

05:29:29.340 --> 05:29:30.540
IN-GAME!

05:29:30.540 --> 05:29:33.860
Yeah, not in your life, obviously. Like in-game.

05:29:33.860 --> 05:29:38.300
Like, like, mastery. Like, you know what mastery he's gonna, like, walk up to you and he's gonna, like, carve you open

05:29:38.300 --> 05:29:41.460
and then just sit there and fucking, like, rip your limbs off and fucking, like, stab you to death?

05:29:41.460 --> 05:29:44.340
And then you're gonna sit there bleeding out on the floor, wondering where it all went wrong.

05:29:44.340 --> 05:29:47.980
As pictures and videos get sent to, like, all of your family members in your contacts,

05:29:47.980 --> 05:29:50.860
because you use Face ID to sit there and open up your phone,

05:29:50.860 --> 05:29:54.340
so that it could send every video of you dying to, like, everybody that means anything to you,

05:29:54.340 --> 05:29:56.780
to make it all the suffering and misery even worse.

05:29:56.780 --> 05:29:58.780
Like, do you know what I'm talking about, or no?

05:29:58.780 --> 05:30:05.780
Yep, yep, yep, so let's just say Master Yi is a role model to me in that aspect of this game.

05:30:05.780 --> 05:30:07.780
Does that make sense?

05:30:07.780 --> 05:30:09.780
Yep.

05:30:12.780 --> 05:30:16.780
Alright, Dante, so what you're going to do is you're going to play for the Krags and afterwards I want you to look on the dragon.

05:30:16.780 --> 05:30:22.780
Now, if you look for a gang bot, it could maybe work, but the only problem is that your Alistar is a disabled piece of shit.

05:30:22.780 --> 05:30:26.780
So as a result, looking for any ganks around him is not what we want to do.

05:30:26.780 --> 05:30:28.780
So what you're going to do now is you're going to look on the Nassus.

05:30:28.780 --> 05:30:30.780
Okay, just look towards the Nassus.

05:30:30.780 --> 05:30:31.780
Yep, that's good.

05:30:31.780 --> 05:30:32.780
Head to the Scrying Orb.

05:30:32.780 --> 05:30:34.780
You have vision on an effigy.

05:30:34.780 --> 05:30:36.780
So that's not the real one.

05:30:36.780 --> 05:30:37.780
So now I just want you to wait.

05:30:37.780 --> 05:30:39.780
Okay, you're just going to wait here.

05:30:39.780 --> 05:30:41.780
Don't try it.

05:30:41.780 --> 05:30:43.780
If you saw the dragon, you're probably going to die.

05:30:43.780 --> 05:30:45.780
So just doing this is okay.

05:30:45.780 --> 05:30:46.780
So now I want you to go in.

05:30:46.780 --> 05:30:50.780
Perfect.

05:30:50.780 --> 05:31:18.820
It's not wanting to shove the mid-wave, so now what you're going to do is out of base,

05:31:18.820 --> 05:31:22.260
You're going to spend 3 seconds with Shang death upon your Alistar and everybody that

05:31:22.260 --> 05:31:29.340
means anything to him in his life so I want to close your eyes and pray and do it.

05:31:29.340 --> 05:31:32.780
Now open your eyes and then afterwards look towards the top to bot full clear.

05:31:32.780 --> 05:31:36.060
Now Dragon is up so you can maybe look for the dragon too.

05:31:36.060 --> 05:31:39.060
Just like Alistar is looking for his father because he hasn't been able to find him for

05:31:39.060 --> 05:31:42.500
the last 25 years, his dad took one look at him and said yeah this could be a fucking

05:31:42.500 --> 05:31:44.660
piece of shit and then afterwards just dip.

05:31:44.660 --> 05:31:47.340
So that's the reason why nowadays he just like greaves games because he tries to get

05:31:47.340 --> 05:31:52.220
is anger out that he feels towards the world on other people that are just trying to challenge her

05:31:53.820 --> 05:31:58.220
okay so now you're gonna ask Jinxie how he's doing because that caused a little bit awkward because

05:31:58.220 --> 05:32:06.220
you're talking to yourself so ask him hey Jinxie how are you doing I am I'm okay I'm a little terrified

05:32:07.500 --> 05:32:11.660
okay so Jinxie is a little terrified so I was going to say I've never seen you like this bro

05:32:11.660 --> 05:32:15.340
I've never seen like this well yeah you've never seen me one game from challenger

05:32:17.340 --> 05:32:24.340
So now what you're going to do is you're going to look for the raptors and they're going to clear all the way towards Krugs.

05:32:24.340 --> 05:32:34.340
Just like also I used to get cleared by the high school bullies while the fucking Ram is heading to the fucking urinals and force him to drink his own piss.

05:32:34.340 --> 05:32:40.340
So now what you're going to do is you're going to finish up these raptors, you're going to look on the red, and then you're going to look on the Krugs.

05:32:40.340 --> 05:32:47.080
Ok, so now Draven is overextended, he's complete running it down, nice.

05:32:47.080 --> 05:32:49.620
So looks like Humza is being a good friend right now and he's trying to give you a little

05:32:49.620 --> 05:32:50.620
win trade.

05:32:50.620 --> 05:32:53.260
Mooda simulator, good shit.

05:32:53.260 --> 05:32:54.760
Like coach, like student.

05:32:54.760 --> 05:32:59.660
Alright, so now you're going to look for the red, after the red I'm going to want you

05:32:59.660 --> 05:33:01.780
to play on the, on the Krugs.

05:33:01.780 --> 05:33:09.420
So now Dantas, ask Jinxie how his day was, be a normal human being for about 30 seconds.

05:33:09.420 --> 05:33:11.100
Hey, Jinxie. How was your day?

05:33:11.100 --> 05:33:14.700
Uh, it was good. Uh, guys, it was good.

05:33:16.540 --> 05:33:17.100
Okay.

05:33:19.100 --> 05:33:21.740
Jinxie said his day was good. How does it make you feel?

05:33:21.740 --> 05:33:26.060
Well, I felt nothing ever since I lost that last game, except a burning desire in my stomach

05:33:26.060 --> 05:33:28.860
to watch that All-Star have his entire life ripped to shreds.

05:33:29.660 --> 05:33:33.100
Okay. Well, that's a normal response to losing a League of Legends game, so you don't have to

05:33:33.100 --> 05:33:36.540
worry about it. Now what I'm going to want to do is play it for TopGrab. Unfortunately,

05:33:36.540 --> 05:33:40.060
also has a disabled piece of shit so there's no way that you could ever fight the dragon.

05:33:47.020 --> 05:33:50.860
So now what we're going to do is we're going to look on the crab. You could also maybe look for

05:33:50.860 --> 05:33:56.380
a topside invade. Just like Alczar got invaded in his classroom by four of the high school bullies

05:33:56.380 --> 05:34:00.220
and got absolutely fucking beat the fuck out of him in front of the entire school,

05:34:00.220 --> 05:34:02.300
which is what led to him being the kind of guy he is today.

05:34:06.540 --> 05:34:15.680
So now we're going to finish these grubs and then while you're finishing these grubs,

05:34:15.680 --> 05:34:19.420
you're going to ask Jinxie if he's enjoying the show so far.

05:34:19.420 --> 05:34:21.820
Hey Jinxie, are you enjoying this show so far?

05:34:21.820 --> 05:34:28.020
Yes, I have a feeling Challenger is coming soon and there's nothing to worry about.

05:34:28.020 --> 05:34:32.260
Okay, so Jinxie said there's nothing to worry about so you can take his words and you can

05:34:32.260 --> 05:34:35.540
actually feel content with them.

05:34:35.540 --> 05:34:38.900
I want you to practice feeling human emotion.

05:34:38.900 --> 05:34:40.420
Feel contentedness.

05:34:44.140 --> 05:34:45.820
Good, that was good.

05:34:45.820 --> 05:34:47.580
So now what you're gonna do is you're gonna look

05:34:47.580 --> 05:34:49.820
for the grump all the way to the crugs,

05:34:49.820 --> 05:34:52.460
and then I'm gonna want you to look for something else.

05:34:52.460 --> 05:34:54.980
So now you're gonna ask Jinxy why you hear a clapping sound.

05:34:54.980 --> 05:34:56.700
Hey, Jinxy, why did I hear a clapping sound

05:34:56.700 --> 05:34:58.140
coming from your microphone?

05:35:00.860 --> 05:35:02.020
That was an advice.

05:35:03.180 --> 05:35:04.020
Okay.

05:35:05.540 --> 05:35:06.980
Was it really high-vives?

05:35:12.260 --> 05:35:13.180
Yes, that was high-vives.

05:35:13.180 --> 05:35:15.420
I don't know why you did that.

05:35:15.420 --> 05:35:16.780
OK.

05:35:16.780 --> 05:35:18.380
So you're going to feel a little bit

05:35:18.380 --> 05:35:19.820
sussed out because you don't think

05:35:19.820 --> 05:35:22.860
high-vives has access to Jinx's microphone at all.

05:35:22.860 --> 05:35:24.540
But you're just going to take his word for it

05:35:24.540 --> 05:35:26.140
because why would you question it?

05:35:26.140 --> 05:35:27.460
So now what we're going to do is we're

05:35:27.460 --> 05:35:29.060
going to play for the rappers into Krugs.

05:35:29.060 --> 05:35:30.900
And then afterwards, we're going to look for bot gank.

05:35:30.900 --> 05:35:32.500
Now, what's the problem with ganking bots?

05:35:32.500 --> 05:35:32.940
You're a superstar.

05:35:32.940 --> 05:35:34.100
It puts trust in.

05:35:34.100 --> 05:35:36.220
Yeah, so brain death.

05:35:36.220 --> 05:35:37.420
Yep, exactly.

05:35:37.420 --> 05:35:39.620
So even Jinxie knows that your support

05:35:39.620 --> 05:35:43.300
is a fucking worthless piece of shit, scumbag degenerate.

05:35:43.300 --> 05:35:44.980
Now, Gauntas, I have a question for you.

05:35:44.980 --> 05:35:46.220
Yep, talk to me.

05:35:46.220 --> 05:35:48.980
Would you rather have a serial killer running

05:35:48.980 --> 05:35:51.420
around the streets rampant, or this all

05:35:51.420 --> 05:35:53.900
start cheering up for another game?

05:35:53.900 --> 05:35:55.380
Coach Chantas, I'm going to be honest with you.

05:35:55.380 --> 05:35:57.220
If it took every single murder on the planet

05:35:57.220 --> 05:35:59.540
getting freed from jail just for the sauce and not

05:35:59.540 --> 05:36:01.580
a venture net connection for the rest of his life,

05:36:01.580 --> 05:36:03.300
I think that'd be a well worth trade.

05:36:03.300 --> 05:36:05.180
Okay, that's a pretty reasonable thing to say.

05:36:05.680 --> 05:36:08.620
So now what you're going to do is you're going to recall and then you're going to buy your crack and slayer.

05:36:10.740 --> 05:36:13.180
After cracking, so we're going to build towards one Seuss.

05:36:22.820 --> 05:36:23.500
Why'd you say wow?

05:36:26.100 --> 05:36:27.980
Um, I think that was high-vives.

05:36:29.580 --> 05:36:31.780
Wow, high-vives is awfully talkative today.

05:36:31.860 --> 05:36:33.180
I've never heard him speak before.

05:36:33.300 --> 05:36:35.300
in your stream.

05:36:35.300 --> 05:36:38.300
Yeah, he has access to my mic sometimes.

05:36:38.300 --> 05:36:40.300
Okay.

05:36:40.300 --> 05:36:44.300
So now you're going to feel a little bit concerned because you don't think that's the truth,

05:36:44.300 --> 05:36:46.300
but you're not going to bring it up against him.

05:36:46.300 --> 05:36:49.300
Because the thing is, why would Jinxie be lying to you?

05:36:49.300 --> 05:36:55.300
Why would Jinxie be laughing at your misery as you lose your fucking mind due to this fucking disgusting retard?

05:36:55.300 --> 05:36:59.300
Jinxie would never do such a thing.

05:36:59.300 --> 05:37:02.580
So now I want you to flash over this wall and then you're going to get a kill on the Taliyah.

05:37:10.660 --> 05:37:15.060
So now what we're going to do is instead of invading enemy top side, I want you to look for the top to bot folk here.

05:37:15.780 --> 05:37:17.540
Now don't tell us when you press tab, what do you see?

05:37:19.300 --> 05:37:24.100
My chances of hitting challenger tonight, withering away as my midlaner is at 1-3 and my bot lane is also losing.

05:37:24.100 --> 05:37:30.500
Okay, so now what you're going to do with this information is you're just going to

05:37:30.500 --> 05:37:33.960
allow yourself to feel a human emotion called sadness. So I want you to feel

05:37:33.960 --> 05:37:39.300
sadness for about five seconds, and then afterwards you're going to walk in.

05:37:44.500 --> 05:37:47.860
Okay, so now what you're going to do is you're going to clear the rest of both

05:37:47.860 --> 05:37:55.220
and then afterwards you're gonna look for the dragon. Now Dante's ask Jingxi

05:37:55.220 --> 05:37:59.220
what his favorite thing about today has been so far. Hey Jingxi what's your

05:37:59.220 --> 05:38:04.740
favorite thing about today been so far? Just waking up man you know not every day

05:38:04.740 --> 05:38:11.460
is guaranteed on this planet so love waking up, airing my lungs, suns out. Yeah

05:38:11.460 --> 05:38:14.700
let's hope that the enemy saw us doesn't have that same experience tomorrow.

05:38:14.700 --> 05:38:22.440
All right, so don't this after wishing death once again on your support. I'm gonna want you to recall

05:38:26.000 --> 05:38:28.000
Wow

05:38:44.700 --> 05:38:50.200
What the fuck was that what the fuck was that what the fuck was that Jamesy?

05:38:51.600 --> 05:38:52.680
Jamesy

05:38:52.680 --> 05:38:59.260
Okay, Jamesy. What the fuck was that? No, no, no, what the fuck was that you have to listen to me that on everything?

05:38:59.260 --> 05:39:04.140
I love on my mother's life. That was hi-fives on everything. I love don't let him get in your head

05:39:04.140 --> 05:39:06.140
Okay on everything. I love that was high-fives

05:39:07.260 --> 05:39:09.440
We need to kill high-fives. No, hey

05:39:09.440 --> 05:39:15.440
Okay, bro, listen, don't bring the energy you have onto your support player in the Highlights, bro.

05:39:15.440 --> 05:39:20.440
Highlights is a good thing. Don't do that.

05:39:20.440 --> 05:39:34.440
Okay, so now what you're going to do is you're going to play for the Red Buff, and then you're going to look for the Talks About Folk there.

05:39:34.440 --> 05:39:36.440
Highbites.

05:39:36.440 --> 05:39:38.440
Jinx, if Highbites does that again, you're giving me a suggestion.

05:39:38.440 --> 05:39:42.440
I'm pulling up to his house and putting a Blakey up to his skull, and then making a Mead God.

05:39:42.440 --> 05:39:43.440
Do you understand me?

05:39:43.440 --> 05:39:44.440
Okay, okay.

05:39:44.440 --> 05:39:46.440
Highbites, stop. Please.

05:39:46.440 --> 05:39:47.440
Okay.

05:39:47.440 --> 05:39:51.440
So now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for the top to bottom folk here, and then afterwards we should be good.

05:39:51.440 --> 05:39:54.440
The problem with this game is that the enemy team doesn't...

05:39:54.440 --> 05:39:58.440
The enemy team has two dragons, so it's gonna be kind of hard for us one because of that.

05:39:58.440 --> 05:40:08.440
We can't kill Highline, trust me. We can't do it. We need Highline to be alive.

05:40:08.440 --> 05:40:14.440
Well, he can be alive, but he doesn't have to be in a normal state. He can be in a vegetative state.

05:40:14.440 --> 05:40:18.440
No, no, bro. He's done. He did too.

05:40:18.440 --> 05:40:28.520
So now what we're going to do is we're going to play for the Krugs and after it I'll see

05:40:28.520 --> 05:40:38.480
if I can look on the barrel.

05:40:38.480 --> 05:40:42.840
This beer is good at least, I got a good beer right now.

05:40:42.840 --> 05:40:43.840
You know what it's like, Jengzy?

05:40:43.840 --> 05:40:47.920
Yeah, what's up man, talk to me.

05:40:47.920 --> 05:40:51.520
It's like imagine I'm doing like a UFC fight or some shit, and then you're sitting there

05:40:51.520 --> 05:40:57.020
and you're watching my UFC fight, and the guy that I'm against, he's like holding me

05:40:57.020 --> 05:41:00.300
down and he's fucking in the ass until I'm literally bleeding, screaming, crying and

05:41:00.300 --> 05:41:04.260
begging for mercy, and then it's like you're watching and you're like, well, listen, at

05:41:04.260 --> 05:41:06.740
least I have some apple juice.

05:41:06.740 --> 05:41:08.460
Do you like the apple juice?

05:41:08.460 --> 05:41:11.540
But it's like, Jinxie, how the fuck can I even comprehend the fact that you have the

05:41:11.540 --> 05:41:13.060
apple juice?

05:41:13.060 --> 05:41:16.100
My entire world is nothing but pain, agony, and torment.

05:41:16.100 --> 05:41:19.100
Do you know what I mean?

05:41:19.100 --> 05:41:20.100
Yes.

05:41:23.100 --> 05:41:29.100
Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to look on the rift held, and then after this I'm going to look for the tele-to-lead folk care.

05:41:32.100 --> 05:41:36.100
I've done tests, remember. Calm down, you got this.

05:41:46.100 --> 05:41:55.860
Hopefully your piece of shit is worth player dynasties.

05:41:55.860 --> 05:41:58.860
Not just in game, right?

05:41:58.860 --> 05:42:00.860
Ah, just in game.

05:42:00.860 --> 05:42:01.860
Okay.

05:42:01.860 --> 05:42:09.820
So now what we're going to do is we're going to look for our respawning camps.

05:42:09.820 --> 05:42:12.060
The good news is that we can actually still win this one.

05:42:12.060 --> 05:42:14.060
You can see I think we need an un-tilted

05:42:15.700 --> 05:42:23.220
Yeah, I agree. I think yeah, I think you guys need a job. Okay. I'm gonna play my untilled song. Are you ready for this? Yeah

05:42:42.060 --> 05:42:49.060
click here to subscribe

05:42:49.300 --> 05:42:56.300
it's it, just trust me

05:42:56.460 --> 05:42:59.820
ok jingxi, repeat after me ok?

05:42:59.820 --> 05:43:05.300
wait for it

05:43:05.300 --> 05:43:09.020
my lights, my lights, my body is my own

05:43:09.020 --> 05:43:12.420
Red, stop, green, okay, yellow means be careful.

05:43:15.700 --> 05:43:19.680
Let's think about it, if someone tries to touch me.

05:43:19.680 --> 05:43:24.020
Red, stop, green, okay, yellow means be careful,

05:43:24.020 --> 05:43:26.860
be careful.

05:43:26.860 --> 05:43:30.160
Red, red, red, my pants, my shirt.

05:43:30.160 --> 05:43:33.740
Red, red, red, my private parts.

05:43:33.740 --> 05:43:37.300
Red, red, red, never touch, never touch.

05:43:37.300 --> 05:43:40.580
Red, red, red, no means no.

05:43:44.380 --> 05:43:48.100
My lights, my lights, my body is my own.

05:43:48.100 --> 05:43:52.460
Red, stop, green, okay, yellow means be careful,

05:43:52.460 --> 05:43:56.740
be careful, yellow, yellow, yellow.

05:43:56.740 --> 05:44:00.460
My shoulders, my arms, yellow, yellow, yellow.

05:44:00.460 --> 05:44:03.940
Pay attention, yellow, yellow, yellow.

05:44:03.940 --> 05:44:07.940
Be careful, be careful, yeah, we're young, we're young, we're young.

05:44:07.940 --> 05:44:10.940
So, Jensy, why'd you leave me out to dry warm when you're singing along with me?

05:44:12.940 --> 05:44:18.940
Um, I don't really know what's going on right now. I think I've lost about 25 minutes ago.

05:44:18.940 --> 05:44:21.940
Would you prefer some Michael Jackson?

05:44:21.940 --> 05:44:29.940
I, I, yeah, I think you should listen to something more positive, I think.

05:44:33.940 --> 05:44:44.180
My doctor on this game jinx and I'm kidding you

05:44:48.900 --> 05:44:53.420
Jinx you might actually win this game bro jinx you might actually win this game bro lax lax they come

05:44:56.620 --> 05:44:58.620
Yes

05:44:58.620 --> 05:45:05.620
No, no, no, because enemy Fiddlesticks could try for a clear.

05:45:05.620 --> 05:45:20.800
Okay, Jynx, what if I told you there's one song that we could listen to right now that

05:45:20.800 --> 05:45:22.660
would instantly make us feel nothing but peace.

05:45:22.660 --> 05:45:23.660
Are you ready?

05:45:23.660 --> 05:45:24.660
Yes!

05:45:24.660 --> 05:45:25.660
Whoa, yes!

05:45:25.660 --> 05:45:26.660
What I've been saying this whole time.

05:45:26.660 --> 05:45:33.060
peaceful and happy and stop thinking about the support player.

05:45:33.060 --> 05:45:38.980
Think about all the memories, Jinxie, that you associate with this song.

05:45:38.980 --> 05:45:44.500
Think about how your life once was.

05:45:44.500 --> 05:45:49.100
The friends you used to chill with till this scored until 3 in the morning.

05:45:49.100 --> 05:45:53.580
The Minecraft private servers they used to be a part of.

05:45:53.580 --> 05:45:59.060
I want you to just remember the golden days, and I want you to understand that even though

05:45:59.060 --> 05:46:03.260
they aren't here with us anymore, every day is a new golden day.

05:46:53.580 --> 05:47:22.580
That was for you, Jensy, for the guy that never stopped believing.

05:47:22.580 --> 05:47:37.140
the guy that never stopped believing was you man it was you

05:47:37.140 --> 05:47:43.540
holy fuck that was tough on the beat drop dude i want you to listen to i want you to

05:47:43.540 --> 05:47:50.980
recall i want you to listen to goodwill hunting um best part of my day listen to goodwill hunting

05:47:50.980 --> 05:47:56.980
best part of my day okay you want a second

05:47:56.980 --> 05:48:00.980
just look up good will hunting best part of my day

05:48:09.980 --> 05:48:12.980
somebody in my chat just typed i miss her

05:48:12.980 --> 05:48:16.980
hey man it's gonna be okay bro

05:48:16.980 --> 05:48:19.980
bro as we speak she's getting powered by the

05:48:19.980 --> 05:48:24.420
entire football team. The only thing you should be missing is that you that you could be,

05:48:24.420 --> 05:48:28.660
if you would get over whatever hurdle you're going through emotionally and lock the fuck

05:48:28.660 --> 05:48:32.180
in and become the best version of yourself for your next partner.

05:48:32.180 --> 05:48:46.380
Wow. Okay. Hold on, hold on, Jensy. Hold the fuck on right now. Jensy, hold the fuck on

05:48:46.380 --> 05:48:51.740
right now okay what is the best part of my day look up good will hunt in the best part of my day

05:48:51.740 --> 05:48:52.740
All right.

05:49:03.740 --> 05:49:04.740
Ah, listen.

05:49:04.740 --> 05:49:06.740
Ah, that's good.

05:49:11.740 --> 05:49:13.740
How's your lady?

05:49:13.740 --> 05:49:15.740
Ah, she's gone.

05:49:16.740 --> 05:49:18.740
Gone, gone where?

05:49:18.740 --> 05:49:20.740
Med school.

05:49:20.740 --> 05:49:23.740
Medical school in California.

05:49:23.740 --> 05:49:24.740
Really?

05:49:24.740 --> 05:49:25.740
Yeah.

05:49:25.740 --> 05:49:26.740
What was this?

05:49:26.740 --> 05:49:28.740
It's like a week ago.

05:49:32.740 --> 05:49:34.740
That sucks.

05:49:37.740 --> 05:49:40.740
So, uh, when are you done with those meetings?

05:49:40.740 --> 05:49:42.740
I think the week after M-21.

05:49:42.740 --> 05:49:45.740
Yeah, they gonna hook you up with a job or what?

05:49:45.740 --> 05:49:49.740
Yeah, if I can sit in the room and do long division for the next 50 years.

05:49:49.740 --> 05:49:51.740
I'll make some nice bank though.

05:49:51.740 --> 05:49:52.740
Mo, what are you saying?

05:49:52.740 --> 05:49:53.740
Listen.

05:49:53.740 --> 05:49:55.740
I got most of them.

05:49:57.740 --> 05:49:59.740
You're a fucking lab rat.

05:49:59.740 --> 05:50:00.740
I've had it in this shit.

05:50:00.740 --> 05:50:02.740
Way out of here.

05:50:03.740 --> 05:50:04.740
I want a way out of here for it.

05:50:04.740 --> 05:50:07.740
I mean, I'm gonna fucking live here the rest of my life.

05:50:07.740 --> 05:50:08.740
You know, be neighbors, you know,

05:50:08.740 --> 05:50:09.740
we'll have little kids,

05:50:09.740 --> 05:50:12.740
fucking take them a little league together up for Holyfield.

05:50:15.740 --> 05:50:16.740
Look, you're my best friend,

05:50:16.740 --> 05:50:18.740
so don't take this the wrong way.

05:50:18.740 --> 05:50:20.460
It's the wrong way.

05:50:20.460 --> 05:50:23.500
In 20 years, if you're still living here,

05:50:23.500 --> 05:50:25.340
coming over to my house to watch the Patriots game,

05:50:25.340 --> 05:50:26.900
you're still working in construction.

05:50:26.900 --> 05:50:27.980
I'll fucking kill you.

05:50:27.980 --> 05:50:29.380
You're still a master, I'm fucking studying.

05:50:29.380 --> 05:50:30.500
That's not a threat. That's a fact.

05:50:30.500 --> 05:50:31.500
I'll fucking kill you.

05:50:31.500 --> 05:50:32.500
Fucking kill you.

05:50:32.500 --> 05:50:33.980
Fucking talking about it.

05:50:33.980 --> 05:50:36.580
Look, you got something, none of us.

05:50:36.580 --> 05:50:37.380
Oh, come on.

05:50:37.380 --> 05:50:38.300
Why is it always this?

05:50:38.300 --> 05:50:40.340
I mean, I fucking owe it to myself to do this and that.

05:50:40.340 --> 05:50:41.340
What if I don't owe it to you?

05:50:41.340 --> 05:50:42.140
No, no, no, no.

05:50:42.140 --> 05:50:43.060
You owe it to me.

05:50:43.060 --> 05:50:45.500
You don't owe it to yourself.

05:50:45.500 --> 05:50:47.780
You owe it to me.

05:50:47.780 --> 05:50:49.780
tomorrow I'm gonna wake up and I'll be 50.

05:50:49.780 --> 05:50:50.780
And I'll be brown.

05:50:50.780 --> 05:50:51.780
And I'll still be doing my shit.

05:50:51.780 --> 05:50:52.780
And I'll still be doing my shit.

05:50:52.780 --> 05:50:54.780
And that's alright, that's fine.

05:50:54.780 --> 05:50:57.780
I mean you're just sitting on a winning lottery ticket.

05:50:57.780 --> 05:51:00.780
You're too much of a pussy to cash it in.

05:51:00.780 --> 05:51:02.780
And that's bullshit.

05:51:03.780 --> 05:51:06.780
Because I do fucking anything to have with you guys.

05:51:06.780 --> 05:51:08.780
Still whatever you fucking guys.

05:51:08.780 --> 05:51:09.780
Yup.

05:51:09.780 --> 05:51:12.780
You can insult the rest of your cell here in 20 years.

05:51:12.780 --> 05:51:13.780
Hanging around here is a fucking waste of time.

05:51:13.780 --> 05:51:14.780
Bro, I have chills.

05:51:14.780 --> 05:51:15.780
I'm not even kidding, I actually have chills.

05:51:15.780 --> 05:51:16.780
I don't know that.

05:51:16.780 --> 05:51:19.940
I don't like I'm wrong. I don't know. You've got something we don't have.

05:51:19.940 --> 05:51:20.940
I'll tell you what I do.

05:51:20.940 --> 05:51:24.940
So you're still very messed up, but I'm gonna help you out.

05:51:24.940 --> 05:51:27.380
Don't ask. Can you give this guy in my chat some hope?

05:51:27.380 --> 05:51:28.540
Absolutely. That's great.

05:51:28.540 --> 05:51:29.620
What do you say?

05:51:29.620 --> 05:51:35.540
This guy in my chat said, I want to love life again.

05:51:35.540 --> 05:51:38.900
Tell him that loving life starts when you love yourself first.

05:51:38.900 --> 05:51:40.420
You are your life.

05:51:40.420 --> 05:51:42.580
And the only way that you can actually sit down and enjoy it

05:51:42.580 --> 05:51:44.900
is if you enjoy who you are before anything else.

05:51:46.780 --> 05:51:48.780
That's beautiful bro, seriously.

05:51:53.780 --> 05:51:54.780
That's fucking beautiful.

05:51:55.780 --> 05:51:56.780
It's a truth, Jengze.

05:51:58.780 --> 05:51:59.780
Nothing but the truth.

05:52:16.780 --> 05:52:37.620
something about this is just emotional I don't know some of the battles emotional to see

05:52:37.620 --> 05:52:51.920
somebody won't give up because what's the option Jin see there's another option

05:52:51.920 --> 05:52:58.220
bro it's either you go forward or you stay in the same place forever and what

05:52:58.220 --> 05:53:02.300
the fuck kind of life is one that never moves anywhere

05:53:02.300 --> 05:53:11.300
test. If nothing changes, nothing changes. Exactly. I'll go get a trouble card.

05:53:19.300 --> 05:53:23.300
Here's a code, bro. Goddamn little code.

05:53:23.300 --> 05:53:25.300
I

05:53:31.740 --> 05:53:37.060
Have you have any movie scenes that you want Tom test to listen to now is probably a good time to type of he's too off challenger

05:53:40.580 --> 05:53:42.860
Almost there jitty bro like

05:53:50.060 --> 05:53:52.060
Yeah, this is kind of beautiful

05:53:53.300 --> 05:54:04.100
You're too off challenger, bro, after this one will be won.

05:54:04.100 --> 05:54:06.620
Is this Starships by Nicki Minaj?

05:54:06.620 --> 05:54:07.620
Listen.

05:54:07.620 --> 05:54:10.620
Wake up in the morning feeling like PZ.

05:54:10.620 --> 05:54:14.220
Okay, that's all I wanted to hear.

05:54:14.220 --> 05:54:15.220
What?

05:54:15.220 --> 05:54:20.620
Yo, my chat is starting to play interstellar.

05:54:20.620 --> 05:54:26.780
speech. I actually have a hard style of that song. She looks a bit interstellar.

05:54:26.780 --> 05:54:32.140
Theme? Yeah. Alright give me a second. Give me a second, Jaycee.

05:54:39.820 --> 05:54:48.940
Kill Hamza. Kill Hamza. Come on guys, come on. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad.

05:54:50.620 --> 05:54:57.960
Okay, Jinx are you listening put on a speech right now yo, I think you should put on no, no, I know what I'm putting

05:55:02.960 --> 05:55:06.020
Well, yeah, this is your challenge around so put on whatever you want

05:55:09.120 --> 05:55:15.820
Whatever you need to listen you're almost there bro have to win this game. It's not good. You have to win

05:55:16.540 --> 05:55:18.540
Okay, Jinx. I wanted to listen

05:55:18.540 --> 05:55:20.540
listening, listening, listening, listening.

05:55:48.540 --> 05:55:55.540
The words had fort no lightning, they do not go gentle into that good night.

05:55:58.540 --> 05:56:06.540
Good men, the last rain by, cried outright, their failed deeds might have dawned to be

05:56:06.540 --> 05:56:12.540
Rage. Rage against the dying of the night.

05:56:12.540 --> 05:56:18.540
Wild men were caught and sent to self-fight.

05:56:18.540 --> 05:56:22.540
And learned to late, they grieve to dumb it's way.

05:56:22.540 --> 05:56:25.540
Do not push them away from death.

05:56:25.540 --> 05:56:27.540
Yes! Yes!

05:56:27.540 --> 05:56:31.540
Oh my God!

05:56:31.540 --> 05:56:38.540
and

05:56:46.220 --> 05:56:53.220
some of the agency

05:57:01.540 --> 05:57:10.540
Oh my god, you hit the Nexus, you did it! You did it! You fucking did it! You solo ended!

05:57:21.540 --> 05:57:25.540
Okay, Jynxie, Jynxie, it's time for the best part of the game now!

05:57:55.540 --> 05:57:58.700
and WC and I swear I'm your friend.

05:57:58.700 --> 05:58:00.260
I got it.

05:58:00.260 --> 05:58:01.220
Did you guys see?

05:58:01.220 --> 05:58:04.260
You know what's actually fucked up?

05:58:04.260 --> 05:58:07.540
I could tell that he actually tried everything he could there

05:58:07.540 --> 05:58:08.940
to win that game.

05:58:08.940 --> 05:58:12.540
And it's like, I don't know whether to do him different now.

05:58:12.540 --> 05:58:15.860
Do you know what I mean?

05:58:15.860 --> 05:58:16.660
OK.

05:58:16.660 --> 05:58:20.100
Dot says, you need one win for Challenger.

05:58:20.100 --> 05:58:22.660
I have something I want you to listen to.

05:58:22.660 --> 05:58:23.740
Link gets me right now.

05:58:23.740 --> 05:58:24.940
Link gets me right fucking now.

05:58:24.940 --> 05:58:28.780
I want to find the exact speech really quick because I saw people in my chat say it.

05:58:28.780 --> 05:58:33.020
This is one of my favorite movies of all time and this movie changed my life.

05:58:36.860 --> 05:58:41.100
I watched this movie like two years ago.

05:58:41.100 --> 05:58:58.100
this. Alright, I'm going to link it. And all I want you to do is just screen share. Okay.

05:58:58.100 --> 05:59:08.100
All right. It's in discord right now. Just play this.

05:59:08.100 --> 05:59:26.100
All right, gang, whiplash. A little under tenfold, okay? Neiman, do your best.

05:59:26.100 --> 05:59:28.100
Here we go.

05:59:28.100 --> 05:59:30.100
Five, six, eight.

05:59:48.100 --> 05:59:50.100
Let's hear some fells.

05:59:56.100 --> 06:00:02.100
I'm going to put it right here.

06:00:12.100 --> 06:00:13.100
Little trouble there.

06:00:13.100 --> 06:00:14.100
Pick it up at 17.

06:00:17.100 --> 06:00:19.100
Three, five, six.

06:00:19.100 --> 06:00:20.100
Six and.

06:00:25.500 --> 06:00:26.900
Not quite my tempo.

06:00:28.500 --> 06:00:29.500
Here we go.

06:00:30.100 --> 06:00:31.100
Five, six and.

06:00:34.300 --> 06:00:35.300
Downbeat on 18.

06:00:36.500 --> 06:00:37.500
Here we go.

06:00:37.900 --> 06:00:38.900
Five, six and.

06:00:41.500 --> 06:00:43.100
Part 17, the and of four.

06:00:44.100 --> 06:00:45.100
Got it?

06:00:45.900 --> 06:00:46.900
Five, six, seven.

06:00:49.100 --> 06:00:53.100
Not quite my tempo. It's all good. No worries. Here we go.

06:00:57.100 --> 06:01:00.100
You're rushing. Here we go.

06:01:01.100 --> 06:01:03.100
Ready? Okay.

06:01:07.100 --> 06:01:09.100
Tracking just ahead.

06:01:12.100 --> 06:01:14.100
Wait for my cue.

06:01:19.100 --> 06:01:21.100
Russian.

06:01:21.100 --> 06:01:23.100
One, two, three, four.

06:01:23.100 --> 06:01:25.100
All right.

06:01:25.100 --> 06:01:27.100
Ready.

06:01:27.100 --> 06:01:54.960
What do you suppose I just hurled a chair at your head, Neiman?

06:01:54.960 --> 06:02:01.520
I don't know true you do the tempo were you rushing or were you drinking?

06:02:07.520 --> 06:02:09.520
Start counting

06:02:16.560 --> 06:02:19.760
James I hope you know that's gonna be us in real life when I go to Florida

06:02:24.960 --> 06:02:27.960
Wait, are you in a match by the way?

06:02:27.960 --> 06:02:29.960
No, someone dodged.

06:02:29.960 --> 06:02:31.960
Was I dragging?

06:02:31.960 --> 06:02:33.960
Count again?

06:02:33.960 --> 06:02:36.960
One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.

06:02:36.960 --> 06:02:38.960
Russian or dragging?

06:02:38.960 --> 06:02:40.960
So you do know the difference!

06:02:40.960 --> 06:02:43.960
If you deliberately sabotage my band,

06:02:43.960 --> 06:02:45.960
I will fuck you like a pig.

06:02:45.960 --> 06:02:47.960
Now, are you a rusher?

06:02:47.960 --> 06:02:49.960
Or are you a drager?

06:02:49.960 --> 06:02:52.960
Or are you gonna be on my fucking time?

06:02:52.960 --> 06:02:54.960
So

06:02:56.080 --> 06:03:03.160
Yep, are you gonna play like a passive scared little bitch, or are you gonna be over aggressive?

06:03:04.800 --> 06:03:07.560
Or you're gonna be on my fucking time

06:03:09.920 --> 06:03:11.920
I'm gonna be on your time, sir

06:03:13.720 --> 06:03:15.720
Keep playing

06:03:22.960 --> 06:03:29.580
Am I to understand that you cannot read tempo? Can you even fucking read music? What is that? Yes, what is that?

06:03:31.200 --> 06:03:33.200
What's up, baby?

06:03:36.320 --> 06:03:38.320
Okay, sorry

06:03:40.120 --> 06:03:50.520
If you don't get challenger, I'll do way worse things to you than JC does. I have a spatula and a lot of anger against you.

06:03:50.520 --> 06:03:56.600
Oh god, and she means that bro. She's Latina and when she gets her hands on the spatula, it's fuck

06:03:56.600 --> 06:04:01.280
Wait, so if you don't get challenged for your girlfriend's gonna beat the shit out of you my wife

06:04:02.760 --> 06:04:04.760
Wait, why do I keep saying sorry?

06:04:06.120 --> 06:04:09.560
Wait, yeah, she spatula whips you in the ass

06:04:11.160 --> 06:04:16.720
Yeah, but the thing is that it's only when I've done a good job that it goes in my ass. Do you want to hear something crazy?

06:04:16.720 --> 06:04:18.720
I

06:04:19.920 --> 06:04:26.140
Bro that was the crazy thing right there. What the fuck no the crazy thing was that we were in a lobby and the enemy team

06:04:26.140 --> 06:04:31.180
Band mastery and the heck room and they first pick Diana. I'm not even bullshitting. Are you in a game right now right now?

06:04:31.480 --> 06:04:33.480
No, no, no someone dodge thankfully

06:04:35.000 --> 06:04:37.000
Well here don't ask

06:04:37.120 --> 06:04:38.680
I

06:04:38.680 --> 06:04:41.480
Want you to like if you're in a queue. I want you to just play

06:04:42.280 --> 06:04:44.760
Whatever you need to play to get yourself locked in

06:04:44.760 --> 06:04:47.760
Whatever you need, like whatever you need, bro.

06:04:47.760 --> 06:04:50.760
What do you need to listen to, man?

06:04:50.760 --> 06:04:53.760
You're one-off challenger. What do you need?

06:04:53.760 --> 06:04:56.760
What do you fucking need, man?

06:04:59.760 --> 06:05:01.760
Wait, yourself. Oh my God.

06:05:01.760 --> 06:05:04.760
Yourself? I didn't even think about that.

06:05:04.760 --> 06:05:07.760
I need my soft friend out, Ching Si.

06:05:07.760 --> 06:05:10.760
I'm gonna get a beer. You listen to yourself!

06:05:10.760 --> 06:05:26.080
20 hours of streaming a day, 4 hours of sleep a night, eating like shit, with burgers that

06:05:26.080 --> 06:05:40.680
I ate cold, dog shit snacks here and there, caffeine to kill a fucking elephant, for challenger,

06:05:40.680 --> 06:05:42.680
Korea

06:05:47.360 --> 06:05:49.360
Oh, no, no, no, no

06:05:55.520 --> 06:06:00.040
It's with the girl proving that I am the best heckram in the fucking world

06:06:00.040 --> 06:06:10.420
So you know what fuck those people

06:06:10.420 --> 06:06:19.740
New accounts and we go unlike the challenger with the highest win rate ever out of any

06:06:19.740 --> 06:06:26.700
Western player and how well we go for two challenger accounts not just one is that I'd

06:06:26.700 --> 06:06:33.060
be hard-stuck ran master I'll get two child accounts and then when I sit there

06:06:33.060 --> 06:06:37.500
and I have my two child accounts and then when I sit there and I'm shitting on

06:06:37.500 --> 06:06:47.620
pros every game then we'll go we'll go on the most demonic fucking run of all

06:06:47.620 --> 06:06:51.860
time so I'm gonna be honest with you guys we're gonna trip isn't fucking beginning

06:06:51.860 --> 06:06:58.700
My advice for another three weeks and you know what I just might extend it

06:06:58.700 --> 06:07:11.500
another two it's nice but it's not enough it's never

06:07:21.860 --> 06:07:41.380
You can always be higher rank, you can always have a higher winrate, you can always be better

06:07:41.380 --> 06:07:42.380
at the game.

06:07:42.380 --> 06:07:43.380
Have better understanding.

06:07:43.380 --> 06:07:44.380
Wow.

06:07:44.380 --> 06:07:45.380
Wow!

06:07:45.380 --> 06:07:51.380
This is only the first time I've ever seen this.

06:07:51.380 --> 06:07:54.380
Swith and Throats!

06:07:54.380 --> 06:07:56.380
Stop that!

06:07:56.380 --> 06:07:59.380
Swith and Throats!

06:07:59.380 --> 06:08:06.380
They're gonna fucking die, GenC!

06:08:06.380 --> 06:08:28.380
They're gonna fucking die, Jyncey!

06:08:28.380 --> 06:08:32.100
Jyncey, they're gonna fucking die this game, do you understand me?

06:08:32.100 --> 06:08:34.980
Yes, I have a little chills. I have chills.

06:08:37.060 --> 06:08:42.580
Jinxie, I'm telling you right now, I don't give a fuck if I have the most disgusting team ever.

06:08:42.580 --> 06:08:47.860
I don't give a fuck if my team is first time. I don't give a fuck if they're ending.

06:08:47.860 --> 06:08:50.660
I don't give a fuck if my balling is all in ten or five minutes.

06:08:50.660 --> 06:08:54.260
I don't give a fuck if the enemy team is five challenges. I don't give a fuck if I have four

06:08:54.260 --> 06:09:00.980
bronze players on my team. I will annihilate everyone in this lobby.

06:09:00.980 --> 06:09:07.940
I will drop the most demonic performance that you and everyone watching has ever seen.

06:09:12.020 --> 06:09:13.700
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

06:09:20.180 --> 06:09:26.500
This is your childhood. Show them all those people that doubted you don't say all those people that

06:09:26.500 --> 06:09:30.580
laughed in your fucking face. You've never fucking reclaimed your fucking challenger this season.

06:09:30.980 --> 06:09:39.980
to raise your fucking back. Because guests who never stop believing, you never stop believing.

06:09:39.980 --> 06:09:46.860
And now you find yourself 25 to 30 minutes away from the highest rank in the hardest

06:09:46.860 --> 06:09:48.860
game of all time.

06:09:48.860 --> 06:09:53.300
They're laughing at you.

06:09:53.300 --> 06:09:59.660
they think jing see jing see you said show them you said show them right you

06:09:59.660 --> 06:10:07.760
said show them you said show them right yes all right then let's fucking show

06:10:07.760 --> 06:10:24.580
with them. Three counter-clear bot side and then we look on a bot tank. Let's go. It's

06:10:24.580 --> 06:10:26.580
It's an hour now bro.

06:10:44.580 --> 06:10:46.580
Hope Valkyrie's in mid later.

06:10:46.580 --> 06:10:48.580
Yep, we got this ship.

06:10:54.580 --> 06:10:58.580
Jinx, what if I told you something fucked up? Are you listening?

06:10:58.580 --> 06:11:00.580
Yes, sir.

06:11:00.580 --> 06:11:08.580
The enemy top laner is the recurrent rank 1 North American player, but I don't give a fuck!

06:11:08.580 --> 06:11:11.580
Cause right now he's merely an obstacle.

06:11:14.580 --> 06:11:17.580
You're nothing to that, you 11. They think you're weak.

06:11:17.580 --> 06:11:20.580
Show them, 11. Show them.

06:11:54.580 --> 06:12:01.580
I'll destroy myself before I accept to be in your hands!

06:12:24.580 --> 06:12:26.580
Yes!

06:12:54.580 --> 06:12:59.140
yeah fucking invade this cocksucker

06:12:59.140 --> 06:13:06.140
I'm gonna give you a fucking juice, sir!

06:13:06.140 --> 06:13:09.140
Do you understand?

06:13:09.140 --> 06:13:10.140
Yes.

06:13:10.140 --> 06:13:19.140
I'm gonna give you a fucking juice, sir!

06:13:19.140 --> 06:13:29.140
I'm gonna give you a FUCKING JUICER, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

06:13:29.140 --> 06:13:35.460
Yes.

06:13:35.460 --> 06:13:38.140
Ever played Black Ops Zombies, GenC?

06:13:38.140 --> 06:13:40.140
Oh yeah.

06:13:40.140 --> 06:13:42.140
Then you should fucking know this one

06:14:04.140 --> 06:14:06.140
I've lost a feeling

06:14:10.140 --> 06:14:17.140
I don't know why, but...

06:14:40.140 --> 06:14:52.540
No one alive bring me one one five

06:15:10.140 --> 06:15:28.380
you want to see something cool jiddy give me some ideas up

06:15:28.380 --> 06:15:30.900
oh i have cancer i need to dodge that cancer

06:15:30.900 --> 06:15:32.900
So good

06:15:54.020 --> 06:15:58.460
And me support is am I I could get the man claps on this so I gotta be a bit careful

06:16:00.900 --> 06:16:02.900
I

06:16:15.780 --> 06:16:21.260
Know I'm guys yes, yes, yes, yes, I see father

06:16:27.660 --> 06:16:30.180
It's looking like a juicer looking like a juicer

06:16:30.900 --> 06:16:32.900
Like a fucking juicy juicer right now.

06:16:34.500 --> 06:16:35.700
It's looking like a 20 bomb.

06:16:37.000 --> 06:16:43.300
Look to the skies to see the end of all creation again.

06:17:00.900 --> 06:17:07.900
It's closed chat, it's closed.

06:17:07.900 --> 06:17:10.100
We got a fucking ball game.

06:17:10.100 --> 06:17:12.980
James, I'm gonna ask you a question.

06:17:12.980 --> 06:17:14.460
Talk to me, talk to me.

06:17:14.460 --> 06:17:15.460
Do you know Zizz?

06:17:15.460 --> 06:17:16.460
Zizz?

06:17:16.460 --> 06:17:17.460
No.

06:17:17.460 --> 06:17:18.460
You don't, okay.

06:17:18.460 --> 06:17:20.540
I'm gonna educate you one day.

06:17:20.540 --> 06:17:26.780
But for now, what I'll say is I feel alive.

06:17:26.780 --> 06:17:29.780
Now I can breathe again.

06:17:29.780 --> 06:17:31.780
I call your name, my friend.

06:17:31.780 --> 06:17:32.780
Listen.

06:17:50.780 --> 06:17:51.780
Nice.

06:18:29.780 --> 06:18:31.840
you

06:18:59.780 --> 06:19:01.840
you

06:19:29.780 --> 06:19:31.840
you

06:19:59.780 --> 06:20:01.840
you

06:20:29.780 --> 06:20:31.840
you

06:20:59.780 --> 06:21:01.780
you

06:21:21.740 --> 06:21:28.520
Got this it's the end of the journey right here or dare I say the start of a new journey

06:21:29.780 --> 06:21:34.780
I love this song bro, I love this song.

06:21:34.780 --> 06:21:36.780
I know, listen listen.

06:21:36.780 --> 06:21:39.780
This song miles, no I can't.

06:21:39.780 --> 06:21:43.780
But it's so cold and I don't know where.

06:21:43.780 --> 06:21:47.780
I brought you by for those pretty streets.

06:21:47.780 --> 06:21:52.780
But they won't fly around without a sign.

06:21:52.780 --> 06:22:11.780
I want to kiss you, make you feel all dark, I'm just so tired, you send them off, I want to cry, and I want to love, but all my tears, be new to me.

06:22:11.780 --> 06:22:16.880
sing this on me ho this one is all you

06:22:41.780 --> 06:22:46.780
Now listen.

06:22:46.780 --> 06:22:56.180
Jinx, are you ready for the drop?

06:22:56.180 --> 06:22:58.660
Are you ready for the drop, Jinx?

06:22:58.660 --> 06:23:00.660
You gotta tell me right now, bro.

06:23:00.660 --> 06:23:01.660
Yes, bro.

06:23:01.660 --> 06:23:02.660
Let's do it, then.

06:23:32.660 --> 06:23:36.340
Loose and I'll sing a song that it be just us

06:24:32.660 --> 06:24:34.660
I don't want to lose you, baby, in these hearts

06:24:34.660 --> 06:24:37.660
So why use my voice? I'll be so fucking rude

06:24:37.660 --> 06:24:39.660
But stay the ways we're here

06:24:39.660 --> 06:24:41.660
I don't want to lose you, baby

06:24:41.660 --> 06:24:43.660
And that'd be a song that'd be just us

06:24:43.660 --> 06:24:47.660
But I sang along to another heart

06:24:47.660 --> 06:24:50.660
I don't want to cry, I want a love to love

06:24:50.660 --> 06:24:53.660
But all my tears will be used up

06:24:53.660 --> 06:24:56.660
On another love, another love

06:24:56.660 --> 06:24:59.660
All my tears will be used up

06:24:59.660 --> 06:25:06.660
You got this bro seriously, you actually got it.

06:25:59.660 --> 06:26:01.660
I

06:26:16.220 --> 06:26:23.420
What song could even follow that one right now, oh, I don't know that's like one of the best songs ever made bro like genuinely shout out Tom Odell, bro

06:26:23.420 --> 06:26:27.760
I don't even know.

06:26:27.760 --> 06:26:31.920
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

06:26:31.920 --> 06:26:32.920
Give me a second, let me think.

06:26:32.920 --> 06:26:35.340
Will you red buff them recalls, or get your red buff then recalls?

06:26:35.340 --> 06:26:36.340
Yeah, yeah.

06:26:36.340 --> 06:26:37.340
Will you red buff them recall them for this one?

06:26:37.340 --> 06:26:39.340
Well, give me a second, Jinx, I need to think of what song we need.

06:26:39.340 --> 06:26:43.000
Oh, oh my god, okay, you've never heard this one, are you ready for it?

06:26:43.000 --> 06:26:45.920
Yep, I'm always down to listen to new music.

06:26:45.920 --> 06:26:46.920
Quick.

06:26:46.920 --> 06:26:47.920
You need to listen to lyrics.

06:26:47.920 --> 06:26:49.960
Have you ever watched Shudder Island before?

06:26:49.960 --> 06:26:53.320
Yep, it's like, in my top 10 movies.

06:26:53.320 --> 06:26:55.320
Perfect

06:27:53.320 --> 06:27:55.320
fucking god this is so fucking close bro

06:27:55.320 --> 06:27:57.320
so close

06:28:17.320 --> 06:28:19.320
go darkness

06:28:19.320 --> 06:28:21.320
go darkness

06:28:23.320 --> 06:28:25.320
You're the best, bro! You're the best!

06:28:33.320 --> 06:28:35.320
Oh my god! Fuck!

06:28:35.320 --> 06:28:36.160
Fuck.

06:28:38.600 --> 06:28:41.240
So far, it's just a bit different.

06:28:41.240 --> 06:28:43.080
You did not lose, okay?

06:28:43.080 --> 06:28:44.320
You will win this, you will win this.

06:28:44.320 --> 06:28:46.320
The pain enters the body.

06:28:46.320 --> 06:28:47.560
I saw the vision, I saw the vision.

06:28:47.560 --> 06:28:49.560
The dream controls pain.

06:28:51.720 --> 06:28:52.560
We got this.

06:28:52.560 --> 06:28:54.280
We will win this.

06:28:54.280 --> 06:28:57.000
Recreate a man that doesn't feel pain, Jynxie.

06:28:57.000 --> 06:28:57.840
Listen.

06:28:57.840 --> 06:29:00.280
Recreate a man that doesn't feel pain.

06:29:00.280 --> 06:29:02.440
He doesn't feel pain.

06:29:02.440 --> 06:29:12.440
50 years ago, people will look back and say, here, this place is where it all began.

06:29:12.440 --> 06:29:14.440
You won't win.

06:29:14.440 --> 06:29:16.440
You won't win, Dr.

06:30:16.440 --> 06:30:18.440
She's still there.

06:30:18.440 --> 06:30:26.440
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! No!

06:30:26.440 --> 06:30:28.440
She's still there.

06:30:28.440 --> 06:30:30.440
You can't do this.

06:30:30.440 --> 06:30:32.440
She's still there.

06:30:32.440 --> 06:30:34.440
Oh shit!

06:30:46.440 --> 06:31:11.440
This is like unironically the closest game of the league I've ever seen you play.

06:31:11.440 --> 06:31:12.440
Unironically.

06:31:12.440 --> 06:31:15.440
We got it though. We all prevail.

06:31:15.440 --> 06:31:18.440
They need one more dragon for us.

06:31:31.440 --> 06:31:33.440
Stay fucking with me.

06:31:33.440 --> 06:31:41.680
Yes, yes, yes

06:31:43.040 --> 06:31:45.840
About her about her about her about her

06:31:46.400 --> 06:31:48.400
Yes

06:31:48.800 --> 06:31:50.800
He's doing it. He's doing it. Who's there?

06:31:51.600 --> 06:31:53.600
About her so fucking good

06:31:53.600 --> 06:31:55.600
Yeah

06:32:02.680 --> 06:32:04.680
She was good

06:32:23.600 --> 06:32:27.600
Flickers, flickers

06:32:27.600 --> 06:32:31.600
Who cares if someone's not my doll

06:32:31.600 --> 06:32:36.600
If a moment is all we are

06:32:36.600 --> 06:32:39.600
Or quicker, quicker

06:32:39.600 --> 06:32:43.600
Who cares if one more light goes out

06:32:43.600 --> 06:32:48.600
Well, I do

06:33:53.600 --> 06:33:58.600
That's fucking soul again

06:33:58.600 --> 06:34:03.600
It's not over bro, it's not over

06:34:03.600 --> 06:34:06.600
No, it's not, you're right

06:34:06.600 --> 06:34:08.600
I'm about to respad right now

06:34:23.600 --> 06:34:30.480
No breeze said it was easy, GenC.

06:34:30.480 --> 06:34:32.800
No breeze said it was easy.

06:34:32.800 --> 06:34:40.800
You guys haven't cried in life, have you?

06:34:40.800 --> 06:34:48.800
Fucking Gampus, don't test me.

06:34:48.800 --> 06:34:53.520
Come up to meet you, fire, I'm sorry.

06:34:53.520 --> 06:34:58.520
Oh how lovely you are

06:34:58.520 --> 06:35:01.520
I had to find you

06:35:01.520 --> 06:35:04.520
Tell you all these

06:35:04.520 --> 06:35:09.520
Tell you I set you apart

06:35:09.520 --> 06:35:13.520
You're my saddest pain

06:35:13.520 --> 06:35:21.520
If such a shame was divine

06:35:21.520 --> 06:35:27.520
No more by myself, it's easy

06:35:27.520 --> 06:35:33.520
No more by myself, it would be this hard

06:35:35.520 --> 06:35:38.520
I'm gonna get back to the last house

06:35:46.520 --> 06:35:49.520
Yes, yes, yes!

06:35:51.520 --> 06:36:05.200
We got it bro, we got it now.

06:36:05.200 --> 06:36:07.200
Bro, here they go!

06:36:07.200 --> 06:36:09.200
Wow!

06:36:09.200 --> 06:36:11.200
That was so smart!

06:36:30.200 --> 06:36:32.200
God, but that was one of my favorite planes you've ever done.

06:36:32.200 --> 06:36:34.200
That was so smart.

06:36:34.200 --> 06:36:37.280
Thank you, it's about knowing the limits, bro

06:37:04.200 --> 06:37:22.200
that's fun

06:37:22.200 --> 06:37:30.200
that's fun

06:38:30.200 --> 06:38:52.200
that's fucking retarded

06:38:52.200 --> 06:38:54.200
I

06:39:22.200 --> 06:39:33.920
I think we're 25 W branch

06:40:03.920 --> 06:40:10.920
and

06:40:26.000 --> 06:40:29.920
now his auto, he auto's for like 600 damage so the problem is that he can just like

06:40:29.920 --> 06:40:31.920
Smite at 2000 and I'm gonna lose

06:40:59.920 --> 06:41:06.920
2 away again, oh my god.

06:41:06.920 --> 06:41:11.920
That's a never ending cycle.

06:41:11.920 --> 06:41:13.920
What a try, like what a try.

06:41:13.920 --> 06:41:17.920
If you would have stole that elder that would have been literal cinema.

06:41:17.920 --> 06:41:22.920
Yeah, but the problem is that stealing elder is impossible because Jaco built full credit.

06:41:22.920 --> 06:41:27.920
So what it means is that he like autos for like 700 damage, right?

06:41:27.920 --> 06:41:33.760
So all he has to do is just might have like 2,100 or like around there and then I just like can do shit

06:41:42.880 --> 06:41:45.940
You know, I'm starting to realize drinks in low-key

06:41:45.940 --> 06:41:50.220
I think you just win on you, bro. I don't even think you lost on

06:41:51.100 --> 06:41:57.300
That's one thing bro. Win on the loss on heck room win on you win on you win on heck room loss on you

06:41:57.500 --> 06:41:59.580
Oh wait your wife's in the back

06:42:00.220 --> 06:42:04.020
No, that's my cat a cat broken. Oh, I know I'm just her

06:42:05.020 --> 06:42:07.940
No, babe, please put the spatula it actually wasn't my fault

06:42:10.060 --> 06:42:12.060
She saw you move

06:42:13.180 --> 06:42:15.180
No, no

06:42:15.940 --> 06:42:21.900
Don't say honestly just letters thank you because you apologize. Okay on my ass

06:42:26.500 --> 06:42:33.440
Sorry, okay, I'm sorry for losing. Okay get out

06:42:45.940 --> 06:42:51.060
Jinxie I lost your your wife spanks you if you lose your challenger game

06:42:53.380 --> 06:42:55.380
Sometimes yeah, what?

06:42:57.140 --> 06:43:01.700
There's one year where what she did was every time I would die in a league game because I'll tell you about the more

06:43:01.700 --> 06:43:04.100
I died the more often I lose so every time I would die

06:43:04.100 --> 06:43:07.500
She just you just started hitting with a spatula and I got bruises everywhere

06:43:10.420 --> 06:43:15.100
Bro you're an interesting guy bro wait, so is you and your wife Canadian?

06:43:15.940 --> 06:43:19.420
Uh, no, she's from Germany, but she's half German half Colombian

06:43:28.860 --> 06:43:32.620
Yep, so that's why I needed one also gonna happen again

06:43:35.660 --> 06:43:37.660
Bro

06:43:37.900 --> 06:43:39.900
Jinxie how fucked up is this?

06:43:39.900 --> 06:43:48.700
Everybody say your wife is your sister, though, because there's no better place to meet potential

06:43:48.700 --> 06:43:50.220
partner than the family gathering.

06:43:51.580 --> 06:43:52.980
Buddy, buddy, it's not.

06:43:53.780 --> 06:43:55.340
Oh, you're two wins away again.

06:43:55.380 --> 06:43:56.380
I want to die.

06:43:57.540 --> 06:43:59.580
Don't does that sucks, bro.

06:44:02.580 --> 06:44:04.180
God, that actually sucks, man.

06:44:04.780 --> 06:44:06.060
We want to know what's really fucked up.

06:44:06.140 --> 06:44:07.140
Actually sucks.

06:44:07.140 --> 06:44:10.640
Yes, what's up? What's fucked up?

06:44:10.640 --> 06:44:12.140
Two wins away.

06:44:12.140 --> 06:44:14.640
What's fucked up is I'm post-fine on minus 31.

06:44:14.640 --> 06:44:17.640
So there's a chance that if I lose again,

06:44:17.640 --> 06:44:22.840
I would need an extra win because I wouldn't be over the cutoff anymore.

06:44:22.840 --> 06:44:27.040
Can I read you this text message that my girlfriend just sent me?

06:44:27.040 --> 06:44:28.440
Yep.

06:44:28.440 --> 06:44:31.740
Thought I would watch your stream for a bit,

06:44:31.740 --> 06:44:34.440
but that guy is actually terrifying.

06:44:34.440 --> 06:44:42.440
laughing emoji Jesus Christ. She sent that at 9 24. Wait, so what was happening an hour ago? Oh,

06:44:42.440 --> 06:44:49.360
I think that's when you were like talking about murdering your support player. Oh, yeah, that's

06:44:49.360 --> 06:44:54.840
when I put on the screaming people compilation. Wait, you put on a screen. That was when I left.

06:44:54.840 --> 06:44:58.840
Yeah, do you want to watch it with me?

06:44:58.840 --> 06:45:11.840
Not really. Not really. Chad, it's not AI, bro. Shut up. Hand me the good bar. Hand me the good bar, bro.

06:45:11.840 --> 06:45:20.840
What would you do if your girlfriend sits out tonight and then she wants to spank you now?

06:45:20.840 --> 06:45:27.840
No, dude, listen, bro, she doesn't want to do that, and I don't want to do that, bro,

06:45:27.840 --> 06:45:29.840
like I'm bronze, okay.

06:45:29.840 --> 06:45:32.840
Listen, man, I don't know if I have the mental.

06:45:32.840 --> 06:45:35.840
Why are you pacing again?

06:45:35.840 --> 06:45:39.840
Listen, I don't know if I have the mental.

06:45:39.840 --> 06:45:44.840
I don't have the mental instability to get challenged or leave.

06:45:44.840 --> 06:45:47.840
Bro, listen, bro, I got champion and siege.

06:45:47.840 --> 06:45:48.840
I'm happy with that.

06:45:48.840 --> 06:45:53.880
I got fucking top 2000 in clash. I'm happy with that, bro

06:45:54.160 --> 06:46:00.020
I'm gonna have fun on league. Yo, you have your fucking wife spanking you with spatulas

06:46:00.400 --> 06:46:05.100
Dude, what the fuck is going on bro? Is that actually what it takes to be challenged?

06:46:07.280 --> 06:46:09.520
You're gonna find out when I come down to Florida

06:46:10.560 --> 06:46:12.560
bro

06:46:12.560 --> 06:46:19.840
I hope you know we're going to do a segment at one point where I'm going to post a youtube

06:46:19.840 --> 06:46:26.040
video and it will be called the one death equals one spit and every time you die I have to spit

06:46:26.040 --> 06:46:27.040
in your mouth.

06:46:27.040 --> 06:46:31.480
Bro, I'm not doing that bullshit ass video, can you hit challenge or fuck?

06:46:31.480 --> 06:46:32.480
I'll go farm.

06:46:32.480 --> 06:46:38.560
Bro, this is going to be a 24 hour stream if you don't get it, you need to get it, bro,

06:46:38.560 --> 06:46:39.560
get it.

06:46:39.560 --> 06:46:44.360
Okay, I'm gonna go pee, bro. You lock in bro. Just play yee, bro. You win every game on yee, all right?

06:46:45.400 --> 06:46:49.960
Play yee. Now, hechrom is fucking like, bro, hechrom is ass. I'm not even kidding.

06:46:51.080 --> 06:46:54.760
Guys, do we just say fucking and go yee? Is that what it takes now?

06:46:59.560 --> 06:47:00.360
God damn it.

06:47:00.360 --> 06:47:16.540
It's actually looks like a really good you game not kidding

06:47:16.540 --> 06:47:31.540
Okay, guys, I need to piss.

06:47:31.540 --> 06:47:42.540
Give me one second.

06:48:42.540 --> 06:48:44.540
I didn't see.

06:48:44.540 --> 06:48:45.540
Yo, what's up?

06:48:45.540 --> 06:48:46.540
I'm back.

06:48:50.540 --> 06:48:52.540
Okay, so you see the enemy jungler this game?

06:48:55.540 --> 06:48:57.540
Uh, who is it? Who is the enemy jungler?

06:48:58.540 --> 06:49:00.540
That's a professional player.

06:49:01.540 --> 06:49:03.540
Yeah, this night just keeps getting worse and worse, bro.

06:49:04.540 --> 06:49:07.540
Like, oh my god, I thought you were going to hit challenger two times now.

06:49:08.540 --> 06:49:09.540
I want to die!

06:49:10.540 --> 06:49:11.540
How do you even feel, bro?

06:49:12.540 --> 06:49:19.540
So, do you want me to tell you a story and the reason why I'm numb to this?

06:49:19.540 --> 06:49:23.180
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

06:49:23.180 --> 06:49:27.780
So at one point when I was going for Challenger in Brazil, what you're witnessing right now

06:49:27.780 --> 06:49:33.300
with this like when lose, when lose, when lose, lose, whatever, this happened in Brazil

06:49:33.300 --> 06:49:37.420
for unironically about 15 hours straight.

06:49:37.420 --> 06:49:43.980
So, like, if you're not challenged by midnight, do you want to call it for the night and hit

06:49:43.980 --> 06:49:44.980
it tomorrow?

06:49:44.980 --> 06:49:46.480
Like, what do you want to do?

06:49:46.480 --> 06:49:49.140
Because the challenge was midnight.

06:49:49.140 --> 06:49:52.620
You technically have an hour and a half.

06:49:52.620 --> 06:49:57.620
The problem is, Jinxie, that the Riot servers are going to go down tonight.

06:49:57.620 --> 06:49:59.620
At 12?

06:49:59.620 --> 06:50:04.140
No, I think I'd like 1 or 2 AM.

06:50:04.140 --> 06:50:14.500
the thing is that the there's a new patch coming out so what do you want to do I'm

06:50:14.500 --> 06:50:18.460
gonna shoot until the patch until the patch hits and I'm forced to get off and

06:50:18.460 --> 06:50:27.860
that's 1 a.m. probably okay and you're gonna be right there with me

06:50:27.860 --> 06:50:35.900
bro I could check should I stay up to 1 AM I could order some more chicken wings

06:50:35.900 --> 06:50:42.180
let's get the shit going you know I I was thinking I could get chicken nuggets

06:50:42.180 --> 06:50:50.660
maybe check chicken wings or chicken nuggets bro but if you just order a

06:50:50.660 --> 06:50:56.660
shit of chicken and you saw like eating it well it's like a live I'd probably

06:50:56.660 --> 06:51:03.100
just get like arrested on stream why because you don't eat live chickens

06:51:03.100 --> 06:51:09.180
you just get feathers in your mouth yeah but you won't get arrested for it

06:51:09.180 --> 06:51:13.860
came I chatted saying to stay up till 1 a.m. all right don't that I'm with you

06:51:13.860 --> 06:51:17.900
till 1 a.m. if you're not challenging for them I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

06:51:17.900 --> 06:51:25.340
Like could you have played better last game honestly um

06:51:28.940 --> 06:51:35.020
It was like small mechanical errors like if I would have played a tiny bit better mechanically then it might have changed something

06:51:35.020 --> 06:52:04.960
I'm going to get you guys don't know my McDonald's order 10 piece nugget fries chocolate

06:52:04.960 --> 06:52:12.360
one cookie. Where's the

06:52:12.360 --> 06:52:16.160
fucking burger? I'm more of a

06:52:16.160 --> 06:52:19.760
nuggets guy. Get both. Why?

06:52:19.760 --> 06:52:20.860
Just so the burger can sit

06:52:20.860 --> 06:52:27.860
there. Eat both. I just brought

06:52:27.860 --> 06:52:32.860
10 nuggets. Get 20. You want

06:52:32.860 --> 06:52:38.560
20 nuggets, I should know get 40 and if you don't need all 40 then you get punished punished by high-wise

06:52:38.800 --> 06:52:42.720
What if I get 20 nuggets and then they're like the stale fake ones

06:52:43.840 --> 06:52:46.280
And they would just be isn't all McDonald's food fake

06:52:50.200 --> 06:52:55.560
Like how do you literally leave a McDonald's like burger out for like 10 years and it doesn't even change chat

06:52:55.560 --> 06:52:57.560
You guys want to see something cute look?

06:53:02.860 --> 06:53:07.860
My puppy is sleeping next to me.

06:53:07.860 --> 06:53:09.860
Really?

06:53:09.860 --> 06:53:12.860
Yeah, it's Jasmine.

06:53:12.860 --> 06:53:15.860
Nice. That means it likes you.

06:53:15.860 --> 06:53:19.860
Yes, Jasmine loves me.

06:53:19.860 --> 06:53:21.860
So in your house, is it just you and your brother?

06:53:21.860 --> 06:53:23.860
No, bro.

06:53:23.860 --> 06:53:31.860
In my house, it's me, my brother, my other brother, my sister, my two cousins, my mom, my dad.

06:53:31.860 --> 06:53:33.860
Bro what the fuck that's sick

06:53:33.860 --> 06:53:35.860
I know bro it's my whole family, yeah

06:53:36.860 --> 06:53:38.860
That's Ash and Zayn

06:53:38.860 --> 06:53:40.860
Yeah bro so I just see my family every day it's awesome

06:53:41.860 --> 06:53:42.860
Nice

06:53:44.860 --> 06:53:46.860
It's actually sleeping

06:53:47.860 --> 06:53:52.860
Dude what if you just bought like a big property out in like rural Arizona and then you just made your own cult

06:53:54.860 --> 06:53:56.860
Why the fuck would I do that

06:53:56.860 --> 06:53:58.860
Well because it would probably work

06:54:01.860 --> 06:54:05.020
Bro, but I can't sleep, or not sleep.

06:54:05.020 --> 06:54:06.420
I can't scream because of my scream.

06:54:06.420 --> 06:54:07.660
She's, yup.

06:54:10.940 --> 06:54:12.260
That says, what the fuck, bro?

06:54:12.260 --> 06:54:14.100
Do you even want Challenger?

06:54:14.100 --> 06:54:15.100
Do you even want it?

06:54:15.100 --> 06:54:15.940
Do you even want it?

06:54:15.940 --> 06:54:17.260
Do you want it?

06:54:17.260 --> 06:54:18.940
Like, bro, why are we all here?

06:54:18.940 --> 06:54:21.620
We're all here to see you hit Challenger.

06:54:21.620 --> 06:54:24.020
We're all here to see you hit Challenger.

06:54:24.020 --> 06:54:27.140
If you lose this game, you're gonna be three wins away.

06:54:27.140 --> 06:54:28.100
All right, R2.

06:54:28.100 --> 06:54:40.540
You need to win this game.

06:54:40.540 --> 06:54:41.540
You have to win this game.

06:54:41.540 --> 06:54:45.540
Wait bro, we're here to watch you win.

06:54:45.540 --> 06:54:52.540
Everybody's cheering you on, man.

06:54:52.540 --> 06:55:02.700
I'm gonna be honest like we kind of actually win this one like low key it's so in a bullet

06:55:02.700 --> 06:55:10.460
hundred percent oh yeah no shit it just started like it just started bro relax yep there's

06:55:10.460 --> 06:55:17.820
one kid oh you see now what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the top two bot

06:55:17.820 --> 06:55:20.860
full care. You ready for agency? Yes.

06:55:25.700 --> 06:55:27.260
Like that's just come on, bro.

06:55:28.500 --> 06:55:30.860
I know, like, you have to get

06:55:30.860 --> 06:55:35.860
challenging, man. Please. You have to get it, bro. Please.

06:55:38.180 --> 06:55:39.300
We're doing it. Don't worry.

06:55:39.660 --> 06:55:42.100
That's it. I'm gonna give you I'm gonna read this as motivation.

06:55:42.820 --> 06:55:46.580
Six months up in the chat named high with a bunch of eyes. I

06:55:46.580 --> 06:55:49.080
I want to see him fail.

06:55:50.300 --> 06:55:52.380
How does that make you feel about this?

06:55:52.380 --> 06:55:55.720
Does that awaken anything in your heart, mind, or penis?

06:55:58.220 --> 06:55:59.460
How does that make you feel?

06:55:59.460 --> 06:56:00.660
He wants to see you fail.

06:56:02.540 --> 06:56:04.060
The only thing getting awoken is,

06:56:04.060 --> 06:56:05.260
is that after the night shift

06:56:05.260 --> 06:56:07.420
and then beating the fuck out of him?

06:56:07.420 --> 06:56:09.020
Because he made too much noise.

06:56:09.860 --> 06:56:11.460
Do you know what I mean, Jinxie?

06:56:16.580 --> 06:56:23.580
Wait, so Speeka is the pro player who's jungling?

06:56:23.580 --> 06:56:28.580
Wait, why didn't you answer what I said?

06:56:28.580 --> 06:56:30.580
Bro, because that's correct.

06:56:30.580 --> 06:56:33.580
Yep, we can off off.

06:56:46.580 --> 06:56:57.360
bro call me crazy don't test listen yep if you get off now you're three wins away

06:56:57.360 --> 06:57:00.400
and you get it tomorrow

06:57:01.560 --> 06:57:04.560
no

06:57:05.080 --> 06:57:10.920
because what I don't want to happen is I don't want you to till and then you're

06:57:10.920 --> 06:57:12.920
like nine

06:57:15.640 --> 06:57:21.000
Jin see I'm gonna tell you something I've never tilted before in my entire life

06:57:23.400 --> 06:57:29.280
What do you mean you've never tilted what the fuck like I mean like I've legitimately never gotten tilted

06:57:34.720 --> 06:57:38.160
Like have I gotten peeved yes, but I've never been tilted

06:57:40.920 --> 06:58:09.120
I wish somebody was like when I went on a music streak. Hey man, you should probably get off yeah, but how can you've been losing clash?

06:58:10.920 --> 06:58:12.920
Have you ever played the game?

06:58:13.500 --> 06:58:16.640
No, but it's single player like if you lose it's completely your fault. No

06:58:17.700 --> 06:58:20.940
The game has like hardcore like hard counter matchups

06:58:21.620 --> 06:58:24.200
Like matchups really stand no chance of winning. Yeah

06:58:26.380 --> 06:58:29.360
So like what would happen like the endless cycle of clash is like

06:58:29.980 --> 06:58:34.540
You play good you get a bunch of medals or trophies and then you lose to a hard counter

06:58:34.540 --> 06:58:36.760
And then it's like whatever and then you lose to another hard counter

06:58:36.760 --> 06:58:40.800
But then you get so mad that you match back-to-back hard counters in a row

06:58:41.160 --> 06:58:43.960
That what you end up doing is you end up just getting angry

06:58:43.960 --> 06:58:48.040
So then when you don't even have a bad matchup you just lose anyways because you're pissed

06:58:48.400 --> 06:58:50.880
But if you don't get tilted bro, you got it

06:58:52.920 --> 06:58:56.600
That's my super power jinxie I'm telling you I'm never tilted

06:58:58.520 --> 06:59:01.240
So their jungler plays for what team?

06:59:02.640 --> 06:59:04.640
None anymore

06:59:06.760 --> 06:59:07.760
Yep.

06:59:07.760 --> 06:59:08.760
Nice.

06:59:08.760 --> 06:59:18.760
That was kind of goaded by your teammate.

06:59:18.760 --> 06:59:35.200
Okay, GenC, I'm not going to lie to you, there's still a chance.

06:59:35.200 --> 06:59:37.200
I just have to give literally everything.

06:59:46.880 --> 06:59:49.600
So you're two wins away?

06:59:49.600 --> 06:59:50.440
Wait, are you getting it?

06:59:50.440 --> 06:59:52.160
Your mic just like lagged out.

06:59:52.160 --> 06:59:55.400
Wait, wait, wait, your Discord camera froze.

06:59:55.400 --> 06:59:56.920
Wait, your mic's like lagging out.

06:59:56.920 --> 06:59:57.880
Are you good?

06:59:57.880 --> 06:59:59.640
Can you hear me?

06:59:59.640 --> 07:00:01.080
Yeah.

07:00:01.080 --> 07:00:03.800
Does it sound good now?

07:00:03.800 --> 07:00:07.640
Yeah, no, you're okay.

07:00:07.640 --> 07:00:08.640
Okay, Jinx, are you ready?

07:00:08.640 --> 07:00:12.240
The screen share is black.

07:00:12.240 --> 07:00:15.680
Dude, no, it's not.

07:00:15.680 --> 07:00:16.440
Bro, unstructured.

07:00:16.440 --> 07:00:17.240
Wait, is it actually?

07:00:17.240 --> 07:00:17.740
Yeah, yeah.

07:00:23.400 --> 07:00:25.800
But Chad is saying you're playing the number one jungler

07:00:25.800 --> 07:00:27.960
NA.

07:00:27.960 --> 07:00:30.880
Bro, it's still not working, Mio.

07:00:30.880 --> 07:00:31.380
What?

07:00:31.380 --> 07:00:32.280
I just showed you.

07:00:32.280 --> 07:00:33.760
Go, go, go, go.

07:00:33.760 --> 07:00:38.840
Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it.

07:00:38.840 --> 07:00:41.640
Wait did you see me get the killer or no?

07:00:41.640 --> 07:00:42.640
No.

07:00:42.640 --> 07:00:46.160
The screen is blacked in our time.

07:00:46.160 --> 07:00:47.320
So if we can use this on reaction.

07:00:47.320 --> 07:00:50.360
The guy you're playing, is that guy the best jungler on A?

07:00:50.360 --> 07:00:53.660
Uh he could be one of them maybe.

07:00:53.660 --> 07:00:55.640
Are you the best jungler on A?

07:00:55.640 --> 07:01:01.500
Without a fucking doubt.

07:01:01.500 --> 07:01:03.460
So what's your win count here, talk to me, Dantez.

07:01:03.460 --> 07:01:04.900
How do you win?

07:01:04.900 --> 07:01:06.300
How do you win?

07:01:06.300 --> 07:01:07.940
So what we need to do is we just need to keep

07:01:07.940 --> 07:01:08.900
selling resources.

07:01:08.900 --> 07:01:10.500
Because the thing is that right now, my

07:01:10.500 --> 07:01:14.260
Cassante is doing well, like my top laner.

07:01:14.260 --> 07:01:16.140
But we just didn't get to a point where it's like, we

07:01:16.140 --> 07:01:18.460
can sell the game out so that I can put my top laner in

07:01:18.460 --> 07:01:19.460
fight and win.

07:01:26.540 --> 07:01:31.220
So now the issue is that, like, this game looks hard.

07:01:31.500 --> 07:01:35.500
So what we're going to do now is we're going to actually see if we can look on the Zyra kill.

07:01:35.500 --> 07:01:39.500
Well my chat is saying I did see you get the kill. I was on my phone maybe? I don't know.

07:01:44.500 --> 07:01:46.500
Hey Jynx, what fight is it? There's a wincon.

07:01:46.500 --> 07:01:48.500
What is the wincon?

07:01:48.500 --> 07:01:50.500
Me.

07:01:50.500 --> 07:01:52.500
Ora.

07:01:52.500 --> 07:01:56.500
Okay. If you win this, you're one off again.

07:01:56.500 --> 07:01:59.500
It's all the same.

07:01:59.500 --> 07:02:02.500
That's how we're walking, we're walking right now.

07:02:02.500 --> 07:02:07.500
So like, if they were to stop in a platinum right now, up 10 kills, do you think they'd still win or not?

07:02:07.500 --> 07:02:09.500
They'd lose for sure.

07:02:09.500 --> 07:02:10.500
Who would be the platinum?

07:02:10.500 --> 07:02:12.500
Top laner, like Malfi.

07:02:18.500 --> 07:02:20.500
Like they'd probably still have the advantage?

07:02:20.500 --> 07:02:22.500
Yeah.

07:02:22.500 --> 07:02:27.500
But if it was their jungler, no. If it was their jungler, you stop in a platinum and he would lose.

07:02:27.500 --> 07:02:29.500
something

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This is so fucking cancer

07:02:34.700 --> 07:02:37.140
It's okay bro calm down black

07:02:39.500 --> 07:02:45.700
Jinx the real question when the fuck has time someone to calm down ever calm them down ever

07:02:50.740 --> 07:02:53.200
That actually is a good question. I honestly don't know

07:02:53.660 --> 07:02:56.860
Yeah, that is a good question. I don't even know if that's ever worked

07:02:57.500 --> 07:03:03.620
He's been two wins away since 8pm, you know, you see, shut the fuck up.

07:03:03.620 --> 07:03:07.380
He was one win away twice.

07:03:07.380 --> 07:03:08.380
That's true.

07:03:08.380 --> 07:03:10.380
Brzefus, you got this.

07:03:10.380 --> 07:03:12.380
Y'all are coming back.

07:03:12.380 --> 07:03:13.380
Hold up!

07:03:13.380 --> 07:03:14.380
Hold up!

07:03:14.380 --> 07:03:22.100
Listen, it's me on this top laner against the world right now.

07:03:22.100 --> 07:03:23.100
You're good, bro.

07:03:23.100 --> 07:03:26.100
You guys got this, okay?

07:03:26.100 --> 07:03:27.100
Trust me.

07:03:27.100 --> 07:03:38.020
all right so let's do a new show you've never tilted bro you got this shit you

07:03:38.020 --> 07:03:42.820
need more beer I'll get I'll get one beer after every game I'll just keep

07:03:42.820 --> 07:03:48.580
going until I'm drunk one beer after every game

07:03:48.580 --> 07:03:53.100
What if you get alcohol poisoning?

07:03:53.100 --> 07:03:58.700
No, one beer every 40 minutes, you can't get alcohol poisoning.

07:03:58.700 --> 07:04:01.900
Well if I just start spam running it down over and over and over again, then you'd die

07:04:01.900 --> 07:04:02.900
of alcohol poisoning.

07:04:02.900 --> 07:04:07.860
Well yeah, then I would die of alcohol poisoning, but I'm going to assume you're not going to

07:04:07.860 --> 07:04:08.860
do that.

07:04:08.860 --> 07:04:11.860
Bro, this guy's 7-0, my god.

07:04:11.860 --> 07:04:17.620
Yeah, but it doesn't matter because the thing is we have a lot of chains you see.

07:04:17.620 --> 07:04:21.620
All it takes is one guy lining one ability on him, and then afterwards we can just run.

07:04:26.620 --> 07:04:29.620
Okay, let's see if our disabled 0th decides to actually walk in this bush.

07:04:47.620 --> 07:04:55.940
Yeah, cuz he just walks on my bottom and just fucking doing so my shit

07:05:04.860 --> 07:05:07.740
You told speed no more beer bro

07:05:08.780 --> 07:05:10.540
That's not what I said

07:05:10.540 --> 07:05:11.860
What I said?

07:05:11.860 --> 07:05:13.860
Yeah, I don't even drink bro relaxed

07:05:15.060 --> 07:05:17.060
Wait, didn't you just drink now?

07:05:17.620 --> 07:05:25.620
Bro, I don't like to get drunk. I like to drink two beers and go to bed. I'm like a human.

07:05:25.620 --> 07:05:31.120
Wait, Jinxie, don't get drunk every night and then go to the arcade so you can beat up

07:05:31.120 --> 07:05:33.120
around the little girls that you meet over there.

07:05:33.120 --> 07:05:37.620
Uh, if you read my YouTube comments, yeah, that's what it's gonna say. My YouTube comments

07:05:37.620 --> 07:05:43.620
are literally plagued with false stories. None of that shit's real, man.

07:05:43.620 --> 07:05:50.620
road up and you can you get chatted mother fucker

07:05:51.100 --> 07:05:53.620
jimsy use me like a sex

07:05:53.620 --> 07:05:56.620
all right

07:06:02.620 --> 07:06:06.420
well

07:06:06.420 --> 07:06:12.740
camera be really well it's like number off for us right now

07:06:12.740 --> 07:06:14.740
Bro, Hasvika died? Hasvika died?

07:06:19.240 --> 07:06:21.740
Jhinxie, it's looking like a little rough.

07:06:23.740 --> 07:06:25.740
You might not even want to queue while this guy is queuing.

07:06:26.240 --> 07:06:27.240
Voila!

07:06:28.240 --> 07:06:29.740
Well, I don't mean that's the issue.

07:06:31.740 --> 07:06:35.240
I think the issue is more about the fact that the enemy supported 0-0 and 13.

07:06:36.240 --> 07:06:40.240
Like, the enemy supported us to participate in more kills than even their fucking jungler us.

07:06:40.240 --> 07:06:45.080
most of the time you can actually like sit there and understand which lane is

07:06:45.080 --> 07:06:52.680
getting gap she didn't just said yeah it's jungle for sure yeah well he's he's

07:06:52.680 --> 07:07:00.880
like trolling okay okay bro I think y'all just FF it's in like safe time no

07:07:00.880 --> 07:07:06.160
isn't this just bad like all the games are winnable this one doesn't even look

07:07:06.160 --> 07:07:13.160
win a game. They're so fat. Yeah, but I'm not even kidding, like we still have a chance.

07:07:13.160 --> 07:07:26.160
Seriously? Really? Yep. As long as I'm in the game, we can always win.

07:07:36.160 --> 07:08:03.160
Okay, remember, don't test every game is wonderful, okay, every game is wonderful, every game.

07:08:03.160 --> 07:08:18.160
I can feel I can feel myself slipping what do you mean by slipping

07:08:18.160 --> 07:08:24.160
I'm slipping into madness.

07:08:24.160 --> 07:08:26.100
No, no, no, no.

07:08:26.100 --> 07:08:27.860
Listen, we lost you for an hour.

07:08:27.860 --> 07:08:29.740
We can't lose you again.

07:08:29.740 --> 07:08:31.260
That was scary.

07:08:31.260 --> 07:08:33.380
Well, that was literally scary, bro.

07:08:33.380 --> 07:08:34.340
We can't lose you again.

07:08:39.340 --> 07:08:43.500
Jingzai, can you feel it calling to me, man?

07:08:43.500 --> 07:08:44.420
What is it?

07:08:47.980 --> 07:08:50.620
The Shadow Man.

07:08:50.620 --> 07:08:53.860
Who is the Shadow Man?

07:08:53.860 --> 07:08:56.940
He's the guy that makes me say all these bad things.

07:08:56.940 --> 07:08:58.220
Yeah.

07:08:58.220 --> 07:09:00.100
Keep your mouth closed.

07:09:00.100 --> 07:09:01.420
No.

07:09:01.420 --> 07:09:04.900
No, no, no, no, no.

07:09:04.900 --> 07:09:06.060
Shut up, Don.

07:09:06.060 --> 07:09:07.580
It has no nothing.

07:09:07.580 --> 07:09:09.060
No.

07:09:09.060 --> 07:09:10.900
Get out.

07:09:10.900 --> 07:09:13.820
Get out of my head.

07:09:13.820 --> 07:09:14.320
Please.

07:09:18.540 --> 07:09:20.220
You're never going to make it.

07:09:20.220 --> 07:09:23.340
You'll never be challenger again.

07:09:23.340 --> 07:09:25.800
Leave me alone.

07:09:25.800 --> 07:09:27.800
Okay.

07:09:27.800 --> 07:09:28.800
Maybe.

07:09:28.800 --> 07:09:29.800
Please.

07:09:29.800 --> 07:09:30.800
Don't tell us.

07:09:30.800 --> 07:09:31.800
Listen.

07:09:31.800 --> 07:09:32.800
Don't tell us.

07:09:32.800 --> 07:09:33.800
Don't tell us.

07:09:33.800 --> 07:09:34.800
Listen.

07:09:34.800 --> 07:09:36.800
Maybe you sleep it off and you hit challenge with tomorrow.

07:09:36.800 --> 07:09:39.800
You can always hit challenge with tomorrow.

07:09:39.800 --> 07:09:42.280
Not even Jinx, he believes in you.

07:09:42.280 --> 07:09:44.520
Leave me alone, he does.

07:09:44.520 --> 07:09:46.800
He would do anything.

07:09:46.800 --> 07:09:51.880
Not even Jinx he believes in you leave me alone. He does

07:09:52.600 --> 07:09:54.840
He would never lose faith in me

07:09:55.760 --> 07:10:00.080
Listen to what he's saying. He's telling you to get off

07:10:11.000 --> 07:10:13.960
I'm gonna get another beer you figure this

07:10:13.960 --> 07:10:20.320
doubt this you need to figure your shit out if you keep laying like if you're

07:10:20.320 --> 07:10:25.640
doing this you're not ever gonna win the shadow man the fuck is wrong with you

07:10:25.640 --> 07:10:39.000
bro the shadow man really really the shadow man is telling my Jen to go and

07:10:39.000 --> 07:10:45.000
this hunger second item I can hear him whispering to him

07:11:09.000 --> 07:11:11.000
Oh

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Guys, this is a fucked up game.

07:11:53.480 --> 07:12:07.480
One hour ten minutes left when you finna get sucker punched in the mouth.

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I

07:12:11.400 --> 07:12:13.400
Doesn't jump resolve 18

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Yo, don't ask I

07:12:24.440 --> 07:12:26.720
Really think you guys should just ff man

07:12:27.440 --> 07:12:29.440
And maybe go to the next game

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Don't ask I don't think it's worth it, bro

07:12:31.960 --> 07:12:38.280
I think we just ff and go to the next thing see it's like going up to an orphan and orphanage and tying tying him

07:12:38.280 --> 07:12:44.480
Hey, man, I think you should just get adopted like I've been fucking trying man. Have you not seen this?

07:12:47.320 --> 07:12:52.600
Yeah, I think you should just ff and go into the next one. I don't think there's any point of playing this out

07:12:53.080 --> 07:12:55.940
Jinxie jinxie. I have been trying

07:12:56.560 --> 07:12:58.560
What more do you want me to do?

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Just convince your team to ff. Listen, bro. All y'all need to do is win three games. That's it

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Bark for it. Okay bark bark through the ff

07:13:27.560 --> 07:13:30.440
Bark for the ff just do it if you bark you'll do it

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It's like going up to a homeless man and telling him bark for a dollar.

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Yo, Don't ask. Yeah, it's not about being an asshole. It's like I don't want to see my friend

07:13:44.600 --> 07:13:49.160
get literally ganked for the next five minutes. This is so counterproductive.

07:13:50.680 --> 07:13:56.680
It's 30 to seven, guys. Wake up and smell the coffee. This one was over nine minutes ago.

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We got an FF and get into the next game. It's not about it's not about it's about being a good friend

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Bro if your friend was burning alive in a car crash, would you pull him out of the car? Yeah

07:14:11.680 --> 07:14:17.760
Let's get you out of the car now. That's the puns if I'm on a windshield or not. Yeah, that's crazy

07:14:47.760 --> 07:14:54.760
not ff-ing just to...

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don't send this, do not send this.

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True Leaven will burn you. Do not send this.

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Bro just... but if you sit at the fountain you're going to get banned. Oh my god this game is

07:15:15.760 --> 07:15:18.840
Just keep running it down until it's over

07:15:20.640 --> 07:15:27.000
See what the fuck under front are you brother? It's 31 to 7 like I can't watch this

07:15:27.360 --> 07:15:34.280
It's literally the equivalent to watching your friend get jumped and stabbed and instead of stopping the fight

07:15:34.480 --> 07:15:38.880
You record it with a camera. That's what I'm doing. Oh, I'm recording this with a camera

07:15:38.880 --> 07:15:40.200
This is a joke

07:15:40.200 --> 07:15:44.140
Jinx it's like your friend is getting jumped and stabbed and then you tell him you're like hey dude

07:15:44.140 --> 07:15:46.820
Pull your pants. I'm let them fuck you in the ass too while they're

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Bro just f f this shit, bro. I can't look at this anymore. It's like once you get stabbed

07:16:00.220 --> 07:16:05.240
Also what like on top of this you have literally one hour to hit chow I

07:16:06.160 --> 07:16:09.540
Don't think it's possible anymore. You need 320 minute wins

07:16:10.200 --> 07:16:28.080
You need three wins in a row, three wins straight, I'll allow it.

07:16:28.080 --> 07:16:32.720
Like don't test, listen, if you get three wins straight that counts because as long as you

07:16:32.720 --> 07:16:39.120
cue your last game before 11-59, that's within the confines of the challenge.

07:16:39.120 --> 07:16:41.240
I want about the confines of the mental prison

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that's erected itself around my mind.

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Yeah, listen, you need to listen, bro.

07:16:46.480 --> 07:16:47.680
Don't test.

07:16:47.680 --> 07:16:49.280
Here's what happened.

07:16:49.280 --> 07:16:51.080
You were one went away from Challenger

07:16:51.080 --> 07:16:52.840
and you got into it, okay?

07:16:52.840 --> 07:16:55.960
You got literally fucking into it, okay?

07:16:55.960 --> 07:16:57.800
Then you were one went away from Challenger again

07:16:57.800 --> 07:16:59.560
and you lost a close game.

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What you can't do is just allow this,

07:17:01.840 --> 07:17:05.040
Don, if you lose your mind,

07:17:05.040 --> 07:17:06.960
then you're gonna start playing bad.

07:17:06.960 --> 07:17:11.960
As long as you maintain the current level of play you're at now, you're going to hit challenger, okay?

07:17:15.660 --> 07:17:18.660
Well, you can't do his tilt. You cannot tilt.

07:17:20.260 --> 07:17:22.660
Alright, let me get my chicken nuggets and then we're going to regroup.

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Give us feedback.

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Open up your plans and damn y'all three.

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All right, don't pass.

07:17:53.960 --> 07:17:54.960
Yep.

07:17:54.960 --> 07:17:58.960
Here's what we're going to do. You're listening to me. I'm the coach now. All right.

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Go to YouTube and listen to I'm yours by Jason Maras.

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Also known as Mr. A to the Z.

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Listen to me. This song, my mom would play this song all the time. It would cheer me up.

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Hi guys, stop clicking shit.

07:18:35.960 --> 07:18:38.020
you

07:19:05.960 --> 07:19:08.020
you

07:19:35.960 --> 07:19:38.020
you

07:20:05.960 --> 07:20:08.020
you

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you

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I'm feeling it's low key

07:21:21.300 --> 07:21:31.300
No more it cannot wait, I'm your eyes, open up your mind and see the light.

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GenC.

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Open up your plans and damn you.

07:21:34.300 --> 07:21:35.300
GenC.

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What's up man?

07:21:36.300 --> 07:21:39.300
Can I play the tarpon springs anthem?

07:21:39.300 --> 07:21:43.300
I don't think we have an anthem.

07:21:43.300 --> 07:21:45.300
You do, you want to hear it?

07:21:45.300 --> 07:21:47.300
Yeah, what are you going to play?

07:21:51.300 --> 07:22:01.720
This isn't it. Do you want to know what it is? What?

07:22:01.720 --> 07:22:06.620
Armed and dangerous by King Von. This is the tarpon spring xanthum.

07:22:06.620 --> 07:22:18.220
Wait who's King Von? You don't want to know buddy.

07:22:18.220 --> 07:22:21.900
and dangerous king bun trust me I'm the target wings anthem

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latest yeah target spring let's go

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This is what the 75 year old grandma listens to as she walks down the street walking her dog

07:22:57.900 --> 07:23:01.440
No, no, this will be playing in Tarpon Springs when we fucking jump somebody

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Bro lock in bro dead ass

07:23:05.100 --> 07:23:07.100
All right, let me set up. Let me set up. Let's go

07:23:14.460 --> 07:23:17.300
Well these fries are way too good

07:23:18.220 --> 07:23:24.620
Yeah, I think I have the drunchies.

07:23:24.620 --> 07:23:27.420
Alright, let's head down, James, let's go.

07:23:27.420 --> 07:23:31.820
Bro, whenever I get buzzed, I always want to absolutely put back some McDonald's every

07:23:31.820 --> 07:23:33.820
time.

07:23:33.820 --> 07:23:46.700
Bro, McDonald's nuggets are not real meat.

07:23:46.700 --> 07:23:48.700
Are you fucking kidding me?

07:23:50.300 --> 07:23:51.900
Let it out. Just let it out.

07:23:51.900 --> 07:23:55.100
Hey, hey, if you lose this game, let it all out.

07:23:55.100 --> 07:23:57.100
Don't text. Let it all out if you lose.

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Okay.

07:24:01.300 --> 07:24:03.300
You have so much pent-up aggression, bro.

07:24:12.900 --> 07:24:13.900
Should I do eat healthy, bro?

07:24:16.700 --> 07:24:18.760
you

07:24:46.700 --> 07:24:48.760
you

07:25:16.700 --> 07:25:18.760
you

07:25:46.700 --> 07:25:48.760
you

07:26:16.700 --> 07:26:18.760
you

07:26:46.700 --> 07:26:48.760
you

07:27:16.700 --> 07:27:18.760
you

07:27:46.700 --> 07:27:48.760
you

07:28:16.700 --> 07:28:18.760
you

07:28:46.700 --> 07:28:48.760
you

07:29:16.700 --> 07:29:18.760
you

07:30:16.700 --> 07:30:23.700
the old it always ends the ancient way

07:30:25.700 --> 07:30:28.340
changes on the fucking samurais bro

07:30:28.340 --> 07:30:30.700
and look at the champ i'm playing

07:30:30.700 --> 07:30:32.700
shiro yama samurais

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shiro yama samurais

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imperial

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forestified

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was one of the number jing see do you feel that

07:30:51.060 --> 07:30:53.780
who she don't

07:30:53.780 --> 07:30:56.380
so locked in dot

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i am i am

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slenderman

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so and then

07:31:15.540 --> 07:31:17.540
I

07:31:27.980 --> 07:31:29.980
Yeah

07:31:39.220 --> 07:31:41.220
No way you gotta wait

07:31:41.940 --> 07:31:43.940
500 summer ride

07:31:43.940 --> 07:31:45.940
Surrounded and outnumbered

07:31:49.940 --> 07:31:51.940
Bushido dignified

07:31:57.940 --> 07:31:59.940
No, it's cuz I'm the goat

07:31:59.940 --> 07:32:06.940
3 wins is all you need, Joe.

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Yep, I'm talking here.

07:32:08.940 --> 07:32:10.940
This game, and then 2 more.

07:32:10.940 --> 07:32:12.940
You got this, bro!

07:32:12.940 --> 07:32:20.940
And it still means you beat the deadmine.

07:32:20.940 --> 07:32:23.940
Jamesy, it's time for us to forget the past, bro.

07:32:23.940 --> 07:32:25.940
Embrace the future.

07:32:25.940 --> 07:32:35.540
yes yes yes

07:32:38.180 --> 07:32:47.620
Jason 500 Samurai Surrounded and unnumbered

07:32:47.620 --> 07:32:49.620
She don't dignified

07:33:04.020 --> 07:33:08.920
Show you off there's no point standing around. Yes, play this play this place

07:33:09.920 --> 07:33:11.920
Many of your horses on the double

07:33:11.920 --> 07:33:12.920
Right.

07:33:12.920 --> 07:33:13.920
Right.

07:33:13.920 --> 07:33:14.920
Right into our deaths.

07:33:14.920 --> 07:33:15.920
Yes.

07:33:15.920 --> 07:33:16.920
Yes, we are.

07:33:16.920 --> 07:33:17.920
And since we're dying anyway, you're saying that it's better.

07:33:17.920 --> 07:33:18.920
If we at this time fighting.

07:33:18.920 --> 07:33:19.920
I am.

07:33:19.920 --> 07:33:20.920
But wait.

07:33:20.920 --> 07:33:21.920
If we'll die anyway.

07:33:21.920 --> 07:33:22.920
Then who cares what we do?

07:33:22.920 --> 07:33:23.920
We could just disobey your orders.

07:33:23.920 --> 07:33:24.920
It wouldn't mean a thing, would it?

07:33:24.920 --> 07:33:25.920
Yes, you're precisely right.

07:33:25.920 --> 07:33:26.920
You're precisely right.

07:33:26.920 --> 07:33:27.920
Every time you die, you're right.

07:33:27.920 --> 07:33:28.920
You're right.

07:33:28.920 --> 07:33:29.920
You're right.

07:33:29.920 --> 07:33:30.920
You're right.

07:33:30.920 --> 07:33:31.920
You're right.

07:33:31.920 --> 07:33:32.920
You're right.

07:33:32.920 --> 07:33:33.920
You're right.

07:33:33.920 --> 07:33:34.920
You're right.

07:33:34.920 --> 07:33:35.920
You're right.

07:33:35.920 --> 07:33:36.920
You're right.

07:33:36.920 --> 07:33:37.920
You're right.

07:33:37.920 --> 07:33:38.920
You're right.

07:33:38.920 --> 07:33:39.920
You're right.

07:33:39.920 --> 07:33:42.920
everything that you thought had me

07:33:42.920 --> 07:33:45.920
every hope, dream, or moment of happiness

07:33:45.920 --> 07:33:47.920
none of it matters as you like

07:33:47.920 --> 07:33:50.920
none of the day matters as you walk in far

07:33:50.920 --> 07:33:52.920
last came to challenger jing see

07:33:52.920 --> 07:33:55.920
nothing changes what an inting piece of shit does

07:33:55.920 --> 07:33:57.920
to our bank

07:33:57.920 --> 07:33:59.920
does that mean our lives are meaningless?

07:33:59.920 --> 07:34:01.920
does that mean that there was no point in

07:34:01.920 --> 07:34:02.920
not being born?

07:34:02.920 --> 07:34:04.920
what about our slain comrades?

07:34:04.920 --> 07:34:07.920
would you say that about slain comrades?

07:34:07.920 --> 07:34:09.920
What about their lives?

07:34:09.920 --> 07:34:12.920
Fucking god damn it!

07:34:12.920 --> 07:34:14.920
They were not.

07:34:14.920 --> 07:34:17.920
This is as an example to us all.

07:34:17.920 --> 07:34:19.920
The courageous fallen.

07:34:19.920 --> 07:34:21.920
The anguish fallen.

07:34:21.920 --> 07:34:25.920
Their lives have meaning because we the living refuse to forget them.

07:34:25.920 --> 07:34:31.920
This is for all the EU people, Jinxie, that have been staying up until 4am to watch the challenge of grind.

07:34:31.920 --> 07:34:33.920
Shout out to y'all, y'all don't go there.

07:34:33.920 --> 07:34:35.920
They don't fuck us!

07:34:35.920 --> 07:34:37.920
My shoulders push forward!

07:34:37.920 --> 07:34:39.920
My shoulders slip out!

07:34:39.920 --> 07:34:43.920
My shoulders hurt!

07:34:45.920 --> 07:34:47.920
You go down, Jack.

07:34:47.920 --> 07:34:49.920
If you don't get challenge, I'm gonna fuck you in your tired ass!

07:34:49.920 --> 07:34:51.920
I don't like beds!

07:34:51.920 --> 07:34:53.920
No, I can't be second to beds!

07:34:53.920 --> 07:34:57.920
If you don't get challenge, I'm gonna fuck you in your tired ass in Florida.

07:34:57.920 --> 07:34:59.920
in less in florida

07:35:02.920 --> 07:35:03.920
let's go

07:35:17.920 --> 07:35:19.920
Santa for any of you right now, you're hot

07:35:19.920 --> 07:35:20.920
you're out of the whole house

07:35:20.920 --> 07:35:22.920
jingsy wait, wait for it jingsy

07:35:22.920 --> 07:35:28.920
Oh, this is like a goat on this, you go! You go, you go! Yes!

07:35:47.920 --> 07:35:50.920
Oh, God! Oh, God!

07:35:50.920 --> 07:35:52.920
You have to win this

07:35:52.920 --> 07:35:54.920
Jensy listen

07:35:54.920 --> 07:35:56.920
If I lose it all Jensy

07:35:56.920 --> 07:35:58.920
If I don't hit challenger today

07:35:58.920 --> 07:36:00.920
She still

07:36:00.920 --> 07:36:02.920
Accepts me

07:36:02.920 --> 07:36:04.920
Would I still accept you if you didn't hit challenger?

07:36:04.920 --> 07:36:06.920
Yeah

07:36:06.920 --> 07:36:08.920
I'd be like my son asking me

07:36:08.920 --> 07:36:10.920
If I would still love the peers and crack cats

07:36:10.920 --> 07:36:12.920
And the answer

07:36:12.920 --> 07:36:14.920
Is yes

07:36:14.920 --> 07:36:16.920
I'll still love you, Jensy

07:36:16.920 --> 07:36:18.920
If you don't hit challenger

07:36:18.920 --> 07:36:23.120
I love you, Frances, if you don't challenge her, but I'll just be disappointed.

07:36:23.120 --> 07:36:25.120
The answer is worse!

07:36:25.120 --> 07:36:27.120
You don't want to disappoint your father!

07:36:27.120 --> 07:36:29.120
You don't want to disappoint your mother!

07:36:29.120 --> 07:36:31.120
You make your father proud!

07:36:31.120 --> 07:36:35.120
You make your father proud and you gank mid!

07:36:39.120 --> 07:36:41.120
This one's for you, father.

07:36:48.920 --> 07:36:50.920
This is all you. This is your kill.

07:36:52.360 --> 07:36:52.860
Nine.

07:36:57.400 --> 07:37:00.680
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

07:37:01.880 --> 07:37:08.120
Dog-ties. Another. Why not? Why not one more? Oh my god.

07:37:10.680 --> 07:37:14.040
Another. Another. Oh my god.

07:37:14.040 --> 07:37:19.040
This is for you, father!

07:37:19.040 --> 07:37:24.040
Unfeat there.

07:37:24.040 --> 07:37:30.040
You need to get challenger.

07:37:30.040 --> 07:37:32.040
You need to win, win, win.

07:37:32.040 --> 07:37:35.040
We will. We will.

07:37:35.040 --> 07:37:39.040
My father is alive.

07:37:39.040 --> 07:37:41.040
You need to get challenger, father.

07:37:41.040 --> 07:37:43.040
You need to get it.

07:37:43.040 --> 07:37:45.040
I need to get it.

07:37:45.040 --> 07:37:51.040
Jinxie, do you want to know why this matters?

07:37:51.040 --> 07:37:53.040
Why?

07:37:53.040 --> 07:37:56.040
Because legends never die.

07:37:56.040 --> 07:38:02.040
Holy transition. Holy fucking transition on pets. Holy fucking transition.

07:38:02.040 --> 07:38:06.040
I'm like K-Son.

07:38:06.040 --> 07:38:09.040
Never die.

07:38:09.040 --> 07:38:12.040
Jinxie, I wanted to watch what's about to happen. Are you looking?

07:38:12.040 --> 07:38:27.840
are looking outnumbered good it means it's even odds for them

07:38:27.840 --> 07:38:42.000
I've cancer I'm a fucking retard wow okay never mind yeah no no no wait

07:38:42.000 --> 07:38:49.880
yep this is actually really bad if I'll do Jinxie stop bro I already know you

07:38:49.880 --> 07:38:57.480
don't need to tell me again okay okay wait there's a there's a weird song that

07:38:57.480 --> 07:39:04.380
gonna play the beat goes hard but just don't listen to the lyrics okay the beat

07:39:04.380 --> 07:39:12.040
goes hard but don't listen to the lyrics yeah exactly all right okay are you

07:39:12.040 --> 07:39:18.960
sure yeah let's go soon goes fucking crazy by the way don't listen to the

07:39:18.960 --> 07:39:23.560
lyrics yeah do not listen to the lyrics just on this large

07:39:27.480 --> 07:39:29.480
All right

07:39:30.240 --> 07:39:32.240
Yo

07:39:45.240 --> 07:39:47.240
It goes fucking crazy for the job

07:39:57.480 --> 07:40:04.480
Wait for it bro.

07:40:04.480 --> 07:40:18.480
What the fuck are you listening to, what the fuck is this?

07:40:18.480 --> 07:40:21.480
Wait, wait!

07:40:21.480 --> 07:40:42.640
I told you not to listen to the lyrics why didn't you listen yeah

07:40:42.640 --> 07:40:46.640
Yeah, bro, that's not possible. They opened up and snicked my ass out.

07:40:47.640 --> 07:40:48.640
Ah!

07:41:09.640 --> 07:41:11.640
God damn it!

07:41:12.640 --> 07:41:15.920
I hope a friend will face it just a big big good boy

07:41:15.920 --> 07:41:16.920
Cause he's a good boy

07:41:16.920 --> 07:41:17.920
Wimper? Good boy

07:41:17.920 --> 07:41:19.920
Bro, what the fuck?

07:41:19.920 --> 07:41:22.920
This is fucking up my beer buzz

07:41:22.920 --> 07:41:23.920
Fuck

07:41:23.920 --> 07:41:28.920
Dude, Wimper like a good boy? What the fuck is that?

07:41:28.920 --> 07:41:32.920
You didn't see bro, I told you not to listen to the lyrics

07:41:32.920 --> 07:41:36.920
Yeah buddy, I hate buddy, what else am I supposed to do?

07:41:36.920 --> 07:41:37.920
The beat

07:41:37.920 --> 07:41:38.920
Yeah, I heard it

07:41:38.920 --> 07:41:41.920
I heard it bro

07:41:41.920 --> 07:41:49.440
right I think you give right no

07:41:55.520 --> 07:42:00.880
there's a world is away there's a world is away never give never give Jinxie

07:42:00.880 --> 07:42:06.280
never give ever you're the greatest ever okay now Jinxie one question for

07:42:06.280 --> 07:42:18.120
you yes are you ready yeah are you gonna play beauty in a beat no

07:42:18.120 --> 07:42:27.680
there's no you don't know this one okay listen I channel in this pumping

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bro, pick me and beat man, fuck!

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bro, soon, wait!

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keep acting

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ohhhhh

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you're such a beast, you stand out best

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bro, nooo

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you won all off!

07:42:49.200 --> 07:42:50.320
what even happened?

07:42:50.880 --> 07:42:52.320
what the fuck happened?

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you were one off!

07:42:54.800 --> 07:42:56.240
what the fuck happened?

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The real world, the real world, the real world, the real world, the real world.

07:43:00.340 --> 07:43:03.200
Jinkse what's happening, what's happening, what's happening.

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Oh, not bad.

07:43:03.400 --> 07:43:08.720
Okay wait, we're fine, we're fine.

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Just trust, just trust.

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Atomic, atomic, overdrive.

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DEMOSCHIST!!!

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Bro, put on Justin Bieber man

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The string keeps getting longer and longer. Yeah, this might be a 25-hour stream

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Now change see now change see

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I'm ready.

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I'm ready.

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I'm ready.

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I'm ready.

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I

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Song is kind of tough told you it's actually good

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My cat knows that song, it's like saying everyone knows that bro

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Thank you very much.

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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You

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Tell me what you know about the night Terry's every night cold sweats waking up

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Tell me what you know about dreams

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Tell me what you know about

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It's our moment James

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Rattleray waking to bed for the sorrow

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I'm gonna pursue happiness

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I know everything's shining

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I'm just gonna go away

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I'll be gone once again

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NICE!

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NICE!

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I'm gonna pursue happiness

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And I know everything is shining

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I'll be fine once I get in

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I'll be good

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I'll be super happiness

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I'll be fine

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I'll be good

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I'll be good

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I'll be good

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Dude, kick cut is so good! Oh my god!

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Okay, Jengzee.

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Talk to me.

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I need to show you a song. Are you listening?

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Bro, you're two wins away. Play whatever you need.

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Whatever you need, bro.

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Listen.

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Trust me.

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This goes fucking crazy.

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Do you trust me

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I'm in my toes, I'm in my blood

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You want the fuck am I listening to you mother fucker Genzi? Okay, your ears listen listen, please

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This goes crazy in five seconds

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Bro Mongolian throat singing what the fuck yes rock that's the power

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Wait, it's just kind of cooking hold up. I told you, bro

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Chad, this is my last beer, because I'm slightly drunk.

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One of them.

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The power of autism will bring you to challenge us!

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get out get out of there get fucking out get out of there

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yep we're good you will be challenge your dentist you will

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I will, I will, Jerry!

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you you you all you shite no no no no it's okay it's okay it's okay it's okay

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my ass was cancer oh my little bonus cancer too

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don't has no no we're fine no challenger man you need a challenger

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Jinxie.

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Whoa, this is me!

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Seriously.

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Every single day when you wake up, bro.

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Start it off!

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FIVE!

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Years ago, five!

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It was just an idea.

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God, I fucking...

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FUCK! I love this fucking speech!

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I like your dreams.

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Your dreams forever.

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I made a promise to myself.

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Year and a half ago I said,

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I'm not gonna let myself slip down this path.

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When you break a promise, to yourself...

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It's about what you do in the Dark Room

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when it's you and your thoughts

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and you fucking roll

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You're dead today

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Fuck!

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Well that's how you don't tell you what you can and can't do in this life

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Anything you think you're mine though

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fucking engage engage sorry don't I can't I can't I can't I'm sorry I was pulling it to the I was pulling it to the beat job I know

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I think they use that for me

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I hate that

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Jinx this are fucking moments you understand me

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bro job test I'm legit

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wow job test I'm legitimately drunk you needed a challenge of all I'm drunk it's gonna make it better

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Okay

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I love you I love that you got out of there I love you I love that you got out

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I love it

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Okay, James you gotta go topside now we gotta go topside now. Let's go

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Holy fuck

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You gotta get talented at that right now!

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I'm doing it.

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What do we play now?

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Listen.

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Gohan!

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Come on, Donkai, you got this shit!

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Get ready to get the highwoods here, Sprolin, because he's about to do it!

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Engage! Engage! Fucking Engage! Yes! Yes!

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Dante, this is a fucking ghost. You hear me? You're a fucking ghost! You hear me? All I can hear is you!

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Let your voice be my guiding light, Jingxi.

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My lighthouse and the tumultuous sea, that is the unending despair of this journey.

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Oh Po-Jack, there is no other stop, it's the way it is, you know?

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The trip finally stops.

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Is it terrifying?

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I don't think so.

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It's the way it is, you know?

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All things must come to an end.

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But, Jinxie, the way it is, need not be, the way it will be.

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What?!

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Do you get it?

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But, did you watch Bojack Horseman or not?

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No.

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Fuuuuck!

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I'm sorry, I'm sorry I failed you!

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Since that fan you don't need my shoes

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We got to do a bow jack horsemen scene where he wants the whole show in one stream

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That show will change your life you engage fucking engage engage

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Oh, it's father's father

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Father's son

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You better fucking engage, boy!

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Engage!

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Boggles, get out of my stream!

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Boggles!

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I'm drunk!

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You're gonna ruin it!

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You're gonna ruin it!

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What do we got next?

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What do we got next?

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What do we got next?

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next uh wait i got you with one this one's for you death note oh my god best show ever made

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and after that i'll be rid of the police what do you think an hell

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That's right! That is my perfect victory!

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I win!

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You better get down there or I'll beat the shit out of you!

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Do you understand?

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Engage!

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Dodgers engage!

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Engage!

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To HXC!

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That's my boy!

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That's my boy!

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Since for you.

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Since for you, bro.

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I'm stimming!

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I'm stimming!

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Engage!

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Fucking engage!

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GO GO GO GO!

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Engage!

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Engage!

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Engage!

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Oh wait, oh.

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wait save one left how's that even possible how's that possible no it's fine it's fine

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it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine oh no oh no

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NIGHT

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your team is in some piece of shit no no that's fine son we're so good we're so good

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I'm gonna puke on this fucking stream

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There was no other way the world had to be fixed

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Kill them all, Dundun!

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I'll kill them all!

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I'll kill them all!

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I'll kill them!

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Robin thinking about getting Robin!

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No! No fucking way, that bush camping piece of shit.

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Engage fucking engage engage. I love you. That's my book. That's my boy

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Contest when I tell you fucking engage you fucking engage every fucking time wait every time

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You know that I am happy with some of the guy I can see him dying?

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Sometimes do I get one more beer, yes or no?

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Engage!

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Fucking Engage!

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Shit.

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No, no, it's one point, it's just, uh, I think you're showing the beer server, but I think you're showing them for a little bit.

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I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. You might need to chill on them for a little bit

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Okay, let's go bro

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You know what? You're right

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Don't ask you're right

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Jengzee what if I told you?

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That someone made a hard style of us save wallah listen

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This is us.

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Yes.

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I made a promise to myself.

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I'm not gonna let myself slip down this path.

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Don't you know I'm still standing.

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Better than I ever could.

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JZ, what's in Mussel's lesson fast?

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I've never supposed to have a shirt.

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Oh my god, this is deep.

08:25:04.920 --> 08:25:06.920
This is deep.

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My name is Monania.

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My name is Blade, and I have to never know you.

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I thought that I need you to fucking get in there, I need you to take over this fucking

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game.

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Do you hear me?

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Take your fucking damn loud and clear!

08:25:45.920 --> 08:25:51.020
Oh, I need you to take over I need you to take over this game

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f**king engage f**king engage engage f**king engage engage engage

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shy so yeah and also this is it

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holy shit okay don't test listen bro you need to win this game because then

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you're on your challenger game you didn't say not song with me right now

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Yes.

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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In game, I'll kill you

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Christian DL my shoes they cost a bad I party one way again

08:33:21.240 --> 08:33:25.400
Isn't about the news he thank you damn you back in trouble again

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Bro play

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Bro, this is another good song

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oh it's another good song wait can you play Billy Jean by Michael Jackson

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soon wait this is a good song

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bro if you don't win this I'm gonna fucking kill you in game in game in game

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fucking engage

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no

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sorry

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no

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don't be so sure

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why is it to the same on rock

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Ahhhhhhhhhh

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This game might be over. Yo, play Michael Jackson, maybe, maybe you'll play good, maybe, maybe.

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Okay, well, sir.

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Sorry, bro.

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Fuck.

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Wait, no! Play Broken Window Serenade!

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Bro.

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Broken Window Serenade! Last order, cross!

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Walla!

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Oh my god chat try not to cry guys try not to cry try not to cry chat

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Oh man

08:35:24.360 --> 08:35:26.360
It's a hard one Jinxie

08:35:26.360 --> 08:35:29.360
That's a fucking hard one, dude.

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God the lyrics in this song are so fucking deep.

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No.

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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I

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Don't ask may I have a word with you? I'm listening

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Don't ask

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May I have a word with you in my office? Yeah

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It doesn't matter

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that you didn't reach challenger tonight, it only matters if you stop.

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The only way you can fail in life, Tontes, is if you stop trying.

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So what I want you to do is tomorrow, I want you to just win three games in a row.

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And you got it, bro.

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I'm literally hammered right now.

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I need to sleep this off.

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But bro, listen, you fucking fought

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and I'm proud of you today.

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I'm fucking proud of you, bro.

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Literally, if you didn't have that inting pe-

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I'm happy that you tried.

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I'm proud of you for trying.

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Tomorrow you'll be three wins away from challenger.

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All right.

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You'll be three wins away from challenger and you're going to hit challenger tomorrow.

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Okay, so you're saying you want me to queue up again so tomorrow I'm only two

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wins away from challenger. Yeah, that's not what I'm saying. What I want you to do,

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Tautes, I want you to turn off your stream and go hug your wife, bro. Okay?

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Tomorrow you're gonna get down to it because today was scary, alright? Let me talk to you, bro.

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Today was the most scared I've ever been of you when you were one-off challenger and you were fantasizing about slitting

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Syllas's throat in game that was terrifying

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Listen, bro. I'm saying this out of love. You only need three wins. Okay?

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I don't know if you're in the best mental headspace to play league right now. I

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Just watched you play league for six hours, bro

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And look, bro, who cares if you lost the challenge?

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All that means is now you're coming to Florida

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after this Minecraft marathon

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and I'm gonna spank your ass, bro.

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It's honestly a good thing that you lost.

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So what I want you to do, bro,

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is I want you to hug your wife and watch a movie

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and enjoy your night, bro.

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And then tomorrow you're gonna hit challenger, okay?

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Why did somebody in my chat just type can't end on a loss

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and why did you just queue again?

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Why did you queue again, you sick motherfucker?

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Don't test, just go hug your wife.

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Don't test, what are you doing?

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Why the fuck would my wife wanna hug a low elo husband?

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You're not low elo, you're grandmaster.

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You're three wins away, you're not low elo, bro.

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This isn't you, Don't test, this isn't you.

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What if I told you this is the purest form of me?

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No, no, no, no, please.

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What if I told you that all of the mental stability that you've seen had to be forced?

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What if I told you that the fact that I love the balanced lifestyle?

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Wait, Jinxie.

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Wait, we shut the fuck up.

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Jinxie.

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It might not be over yet.

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Jinxie.

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You got tabling?

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Yeah, but Jinxie if I win this I get double LP if I win this and I get double LP

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Bro, I gotta go like what?

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Jinxie

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Jinxie if I win this and I get double LP

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Jinxie got that I have to like sweet brown

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wait you wallah you get double up if you win

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well I get double up if I win and then we're one man off challenger

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oh my god why did you cue you sick fuck you're such a little bit jinxie jinxie

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think about it think about it for a second this could be a sign from God

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no listen jinxie please listen I queue up randomly right when I decide to

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randomly queue up. I get randomly out of field top and we're three games away from challenger.

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If I win this and we get double LP, then I'm one win away from challenger. It's literally a sign

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from God. I'm not even trolling. Bro, I'm telling you, you know what you need to do, bro? You need

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to like to win. Yes, because if I win, we get double LP. Actually, look at this guy. This is a guy

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That is fucking destroyed by League of Legends.

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This game destroyed you, bro.

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They got you by the nuts.

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What are you even saying?

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Bro, you could have just hit it tomorrow, you fucking psycho.

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Jinxie.

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Bro, I'm not getting another beer, Tav.

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I got another beer.

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I'm going to faint.

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Jinxie, if I win this game, I am literally getting double LP.

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Bro, you're so sick in the head, bro.

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Jinxie.

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What?

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Jinxie.

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Are you listening to me right now?

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Wait, you actually get double LP, though?

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Yes, yes.

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Jinxie, I want you to close your eyes for a second, okay?

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Bro.

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Tell me when your eyes are closed.

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all right they're closed brother close what's up

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dude you actually need to stay up oh my god

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jing see just the small town girl yeah yeah living in a lonely world she took

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the midnight train going anywhere

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you took the midnight train going anywhere

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Jesus, Jesus, your turn, your turn, your turn

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you took the midnight train going anywhere

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He took the midnight train going anywhere

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you

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What because I love you got that

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Because I love you. I'll watch this game. I love you too, bro

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Let's get it fucking done. If you win if you win. I'll watch one more. I

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Watch fucking do it then bro

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Jinksy check this out my top air is about to die look at that Jinksy are you working bro?

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That's us if you win this game

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you're the god

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shit, i was fuckin' maldreamtsy

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you're actually modding the fuck out of this guy

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what?

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i'm telling you

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bro, i was just modding every game

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who was here?

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who the fuck was here?

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Shut

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Don't test it's only right if you hit it at one in the morning. I know what you mean. It's only right

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Oh my god, oh my god, you just need one win, don't test.

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You see one way

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Okay, double P I know I showed the double P

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Okay, but Jinxie now it's a real question

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Jinxie is

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928 LP enough for Challenger

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check check check

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It's not or it is it's not

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So, we might need two more ones.

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Mio!

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Mio!

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But I gotta go to bed!

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I gotta go to bed!

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Two more again!

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Mio!

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Did you hear me?

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I can hear you.

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Okay.

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Bro, if you needed one more win at 1am, I would watch.

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Bro, you need two more wins at 1am.

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I physically, I've already like, I've been streaming nine hours.

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I'm already drunk.

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Bro, listen, don't test.

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I think you should hit it tomorrow.

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The challenge is already over.

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You need two wins.

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If you want to hit it now, I'm not going to stop you.

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This is your moment, but bro, I have to go to sleep.

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I have been live for nine hours.

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It's one in the morning.

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I think you can hit it tomorrow.

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One month.

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Jinx, I understand where you're going at, but there's something that I need to tell

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you.

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What's up?

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What's up?

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What's up?

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So you live in Tarpen Springs, right?

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Okay.

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Okay, have you been all checking out the news recently? What about the news? Oh?

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So you haven't

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What is the news what what is the news?

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Jinxie Jinxie

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There's a guy named the drunk tarpon diddler and what he does is

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Anytime you go to sleep

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before 2.30 a.m. and you're drunk. He goes in a room and he starts stabbing you to death.

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I'm not even kidding. Jinxie, Jinxie, listen 15 people have the lost. Jinxie, I wouldn't be

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laughing if are you. 15 people have lost their lives to this guy. Read your chat. Read what

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they're saying. What are they saying Jinxie? They're saying true, degloved, degloved, true.

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Listen, if you go to bed right now, you're gonna wake up with a blade in your throat

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and you'll never be able to take your mother out to breakfast ever again.

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Yeah.

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Miho.

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Miho.

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Listen, I'm telling you this, I'm telling you this, because I care about you, Miho.

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We cannot have you die to the drunk tarpon diddler, bro.

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We cannot.

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Can you listen to me and stop fucking pacing?

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Okay, listen, bro.

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I have been streaming for nine hours. I've been drinking for the last three. I need to go to bed, bro.

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If you were one win off, yes, I would watch, but your two wins off. We don't even know if you're going to win.

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Listen, if you wait until tomorrow at literally like fucking four, 4pm, 3.30, I'll be able to watch all the games fully energized, bro.

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able to watch all the games fully energized, bro. I'm literally on one HP right now. I

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can't do it. If you want to hit challenger now, I'm not going to stop you, bro. But I

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have to go to sleep now. I have to go to sleep now. This is like bad.

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Jynx, I understand, but I'm going to say this right now you're on one HP, but when the drunk

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tarpon didler comes in your room, you're going to be on zero HP because it isn't 2.30 AM

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yet, bro. Like look at your clock. What time does the clock say?

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Dottess, there is not a drunk-tarpened diddler.

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Oscar Chat.

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Dottess, the challenge is over.

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Oscar Chat.

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Listen, fuck the chat, they're just going to fucking troll.

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Dottess, the challenge is over.

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Can you just wait until tomorrow and then we do a full-on fucking sweat fest if you

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had it or not?

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Please.

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I'm asking you this as a friend.

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Just take, bro, just chill.

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Watch Netflix.

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You need to with, you just got double LP.

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You just got double LP. You're literally going to coast in a challenge or tomorrow, bro. All right, sorry, Jinxie, Jinxie.

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One more. I'll watch you. Listen, listen, listen. Let me ask you a question. Okay.

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And this will dictate everything. You've spent the whole day watching me try to challenge her.

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Yes, I have. You've been here through every step of the way.

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Are you asking me as a friend right now to just go to bed so tomorrow you can be there for the culmination of the journey?

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Bro yes, please

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Yes, that's exactly what i'm saying

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Bro, sleep it off rest up. You need two wins tomorrow

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I'll literally start streaming fucking early soon enough to wait

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I'll fucking start streaming at 2 30

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Bro, you're gonna hit challenger tomorrow. I can feel in the tip of my rock and I'll be there, bro

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Okay, I'll I'll put it off in the same way that you were there for me

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I'll be there for you get your fucking sleep soldier. You did well today

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Dottas tomorrow you're gonna challenge me to win

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To win because then I'll actually have energy bro right now. I'm literally on one HP. All right, okay?

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I got you and then wait, you know what the best thing is Jamesy

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tomorrow if I hit challenge from the two wins then afterwards you fucking it's

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your turn for silver bro yes exact bro exactly tomorrow's gonna be peak okay

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don't you tomorrow I fucking love you bro that was so fun but dude I need to

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sleep okay I love you all right yes look here look look look what I'm about to

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do okay I'm about to do watching you exit your clan nice all right don't

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test I'll see you tomorrow I'll text you all right see you all right have a

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good night bro today peace all right please

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chat I'm sorry guys I'm so tired guys listen the fuck up that was a fucking

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10 hour stream down there tomorrow don't a city challenge your chat I'm gonna go

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to sleep. I love y'all boys. Tomorrow, Don Tess hits Challenger. I hit Silver. The day after

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tomorrow, Minecraft Marathon. After that, Don Tess flying to Florida. After that, the last of us,

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one and two Marathon. Chat, we're locked in all month. Love y'all boys and I'll see you in the next

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one. Chat has always got a first God of Bless and in case I don't see you. Good afternoon.

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you