WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:07.000 I took a half and she took her whole thing sold out 00:07.000 --> 00:16.000 Baby, we took a trip, now we on your block and it's like a ghost town 00:16.000 --> 00:21.000 Baby, where did these niggas be at when they said they'd pull it out, that's not it 00:21.000 --> 00:25.000 You tired of biffin' your buns, you can't even pay me enough to react 00:25.000 --> 00:28.000 You're waking up in the crib, sometimes I don't even know where I'm at 00:28.000 --> 00:32.000 You don't pay that nigga's sauce in the party, I can't even listen to that 00:32.000 --> 00:36.000 Anytime that I ran into somebody, it must be your finger, really, that, ayy 00:36.000 --> 00:38.000 Stradichal set on my lap, ayy 00:38.000 --> 00:41.000 They saying JZ just snap, this is between us, it's not like a store 00:41.000 --> 00:43.000 This isn't a plausible gap, ayy 00:43.000 --> 00:46.000 I see some n' cash in my pocket, check it back 00:46.000 --> 00:50.000 I know that they had the crib gone crazy down there 00:50.000 --> 00:53.000 What they had the cash in their pocket, baby 00:53.000 --> 00:55.000 Sometimes we laugh, sometimes we cry 00:55.000 --> 00:57.000 I guess you know 01:03.800 --> 01:08.760 Late early not late not late not late not late shut the fuck up 01:25.000 --> 01:27.800 I got her weed, she telling me Tay is the best 01:27.800 --> 01:31.320 One of the new, I like to kill it, but you only want from the name 01:31.320 --> 01:35.320 I'm like the peppy, I'm not just a rapper, you tell me you're a bitch 01:35.320 --> 01:37.960 Shut up, what is good? Can you stream later? 01:37.960 --> 01:41.160 Fix your mic, what do you mean fix my mic? 01:41.160 --> 01:45.560 What do you mean, mix your mic? What the fuck is this guy fucking typing? 01:45.560 --> 01:49.320 Alright, band! First band of the day! 01:49.320 --> 01:52.120 Orlando Magic, yes, you're trying to make my mic good? 01:52.120 --> 01:54.120 Does my sound good? 01:54.920 --> 01:56.920 Just my mic sound good yes or no? 02:00.840 --> 02:03.560 Actually not chat mods not chat mods 02:04.280 --> 02:09.480 Mods is what makes out good cuz chat fucking trolls chat trolls. Let me listen. Let me listen 02:10.240 --> 02:15.080 John says is watching tell that there's 20 minutes 20 minutes 20 minutes 20 minutes 20 minutes 02:18.160 --> 02:20.160 20 minutes 20 minutes 20 minutes 02:20.160 --> 02:23.840 It doesn't sound bad, it just sounds like different. 02:23.840 --> 02:26.920 It doesn't sound bad at all you motherfuckers. 02:26.920 --> 02:30.120 Hi guys, this might sound good or bad, be honest. 02:30.120 --> 02:31.960 2AM, the company's your one. 02:31.960 --> 02:34.640 Dakar is the company gift, it's a Dakar-ee-s. 02:34.640 --> 02:38.320 Make a video about it. 02:38.320 --> 02:41.280 Switch cameras, what do you mean switch cameras? 02:41.280 --> 02:42.280 What do you mean, me-ho? 02:42.280 --> 02:47.520 Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. 02:47.520 --> 02:49.520 What's up you disgusting rat? 02:49.520 --> 02:52.760 All right, we ready for the Minecraft marathon? 02:52.760 --> 02:54.360 Yes to her! 02:54.360 --> 02:57.640 Jack, in exactly 24 hours, 02:58.920 --> 03:01.200 the Minecraft marathon is kicking off boys. 03:01.200 --> 03:04.440 Jack, I'm not gonna show you guys the scene yet, 03:04.440 --> 03:06.120 but we have a bed cam. 03:06.120 --> 03:08.880 Listen, bro, Ron is gonna be in my room. 03:08.880 --> 03:11.120 Maybe not in my room, it might be my bathroom. 03:11.120 --> 03:13.360 I know it sounds bad, chat, listen. 03:13.360 --> 03:16.760 We set up, Ron set it up in my room 03:16.760 --> 03:20.200 And we did an audio test, it was fucking ass. 03:20.200 --> 03:21.600 Because the mic's carried over. 03:21.600 --> 03:23.840 So Ron is gonna probably be in my bathroom 03:23.840 --> 03:26.120 where there won't be any audio pass through. 03:26.120 --> 03:28.520 And then me and Ron are gonna sleep in the same bed. 03:32.440 --> 03:33.920 Chat, it's not zesty. 03:33.920 --> 03:36.760 It's only zesty if you make it zesty. 03:36.760 --> 03:39.800 It's only zesty if you make it zesty. 03:39.800 --> 03:41.040 Me or bigger to brown. 03:41.040 --> 03:41.880 Move bigger to brown. 03:41.880 --> 03:43.520 Or you guys get a spoon. 03:43.520 --> 03:45.680 See, here's the bullshit. 03:45.680 --> 03:48.520 Bro, me and Ron aren't gonna fuckin' spoon, buddy. 03:48.520 --> 03:50.320 We're just gonna go to sleep, rest up, 03:50.320 --> 03:52.680 and grind every fuckin' death. 03:52.680 --> 03:55.080 Ron is not allowed to have armor. 03:55.080 --> 03:56.840 So this literally could take a week. 03:56.840 --> 03:58.720 Wallah, we don't know. 03:58.720 --> 04:00.720 We don't know what's gonna happen, yow. 04:03.280 --> 04:05.000 Who cupping, wait, wait, cupping who? 04:05.000 --> 04:06.480 Who's cupping who? 04:06.480 --> 04:08.720 Yo, bro, I'm not gonna spoon Ron. 04:08.720 --> 04:10.360 I'm not gonna spoon him. 04:10.360 --> 04:12.280 I'm not gonna spoon Ron, buddy. 04:12.280 --> 04:19.280 Hi, guys, how's it going? 04:19.280 --> 04:32.360 I don't know, potentially, my brother might have, I really don't know. 04:32.360 --> 04:35.360 Could it be the noise suppression? 04:35.360 --> 04:42.360 Let's see. 04:42.360 --> 04:46.360 You sure you're not being schizo? You're sure it's different? 04:46.360 --> 04:49.360 What? 04:49.360 --> 04:52.360 Talk? 04:52.360 --> 04:54.360 Then I mean, she'll come by rock. 04:54.360 --> 04:56.360 Penis, penis, penis. 04:56.360 --> 04:58.360 Penis, wiener, balls. 04:58.360 --> 05:02.360 Tip of my rod, tip of my dog, tip of my cock. 05:02.360 --> 05:05.000 My cock, unshamed testicles. 05:05.000 --> 05:05.840 How does it sound? 05:05.840 --> 05:07.880 Okay, I could go on to the test. 05:07.880 --> 05:09.760 All right, yeah, maybe I'm just changing sitso. 05:09.760 --> 05:11.000 It is like peaking, so. 05:11.000 --> 05:11.840 All right. 05:12.920 --> 05:14.380 Highlights. 05:14.380 --> 05:15.700 Yeah. 05:15.700 --> 05:18.440 Are you ready for the Minecraft marathon tomorrow? 05:18.440 --> 05:19.920 Yes, I am ready. 05:19.920 --> 05:24.520 James, so you're gonna have him in your bathroom? 05:24.520 --> 05:27.560 Listen, we did it, shh, shh, shh. 05:27.560 --> 05:29.720 We did an audio test, bro. 05:29.720 --> 05:32.340 We did an audio test 30 minutes ago. 05:32.340 --> 05:35.940 When Ron's setup is in my room, you hear double audio. 05:35.940 --> 05:37.220 If I'm like, yo, you'll hear it. 05:37.220 --> 05:40.140 Yo, yo, yo, yo, because you're on his mic. 05:40.140 --> 05:42.460 So we're gonna put Ron in the bathroom. 05:42.460 --> 05:43.940 It's a very nice bathroom. 05:43.940 --> 05:47.580 I'm not stuffing Ron in my fucking toilet or something, 05:47.580 --> 05:48.420 okay? 05:48.420 --> 05:50.460 It is a nice bathroom. 05:50.460 --> 05:52.060 Ron's gonna be in there. 05:52.060 --> 05:54.780 I'm gonna be 15 feet away. 05:54.780 --> 05:59.020 It's not like, I'm not shoving Ron in a fucking toilet, bro. 05:59.020 --> 06:01.260 It's a nice bathroom, seriously. 06:01.260 --> 06:08.300 Right, so when you got a piss you're gonna walk into the back of his stream pull out your dick and just piss 06:09.220 --> 06:15.140 Yeah, and you're making it sound worse than it is bro. It's not that bad the mics now 06:15.140 --> 06:19.140 Are his cameras not going to be based on it's one of so I'm just gonna piss bro 06:19.140 --> 06:25.580 And when he needs to piss he could piss there too, bro just cuz it's a bathroom doesn't mean it's bad, bro 06:26.140 --> 06:28.820 It doesn't mean it's bad. It's a good setup 06:31.260 --> 06:44.720 It's not it's not jitty. It's not alfred. Listen, we have 06:45.440 --> 06:50.640 Checked on Tess check don't has really fast. Okay, really pastel check 06:52.880 --> 06:56.780 Come tribute, I know you should not kill yourself 07:01.260 --> 07:09.260 I don't even want to know what the con like what the context of this is a 07:11.260 --> 07:14.260 Contribute like Don says what the fuck? 07:16.260 --> 07:23.260 I'm not choosing for you and I'm not playing that game. You're trying to put me in a no wind spot, but the answer is still 07:23.260 --> 07:30.260 Gruck, either I'm sending you the Contribute or I'm ending it all, all right, I gotta get 07:30.260 --> 07:31.260 out of here. 07:31.260 --> 07:32.260 What? 07:32.260 --> 07:33.260 What? 07:33.260 --> 07:35.740 You are the Context, you. 07:35.740 --> 07:38.940 Now chat, listen bro. 07:38.940 --> 07:40.620 Minecraft for noobs. 07:40.620 --> 07:49.820 Chat, as y'all boys know, I got a Minecraft marathon in 24 hours. 07:49.820 --> 07:51.540 I need to do some research. 07:51.540 --> 07:55.980 We got a six minute video, maybe this will make a world of a difference for me. 07:55.980 --> 08:00.980 Wait, hardcore, hardcore, hardcore! 08:05.480 --> 08:08.980 Okay. 08:08.980 --> 08:14.980 Minecraft hardcore survival can seem a- 08:14.980 --> 08:16.380 Focus. 08:16.380 --> 08:19.740 Extremely intimidating, especially if it's your first time playing it. 08:19.740 --> 08:20.240 Yes! 08:20.240 --> 08:25.900 because in this video, I, a person who has survived 100 days in Minecraft hardcore, 08:25.900 --> 08:30.240 am going to be showing you how to start off your hardcore world at the right width. 08:30.240 --> 08:33.640 So, here we are, we're in a brand new Minecraft world, 08:33.640 --> 08:38.540 difficulty locked to hard, the evil hardcore health bar staring back at us, we're ready to go. 08:38.540 --> 08:43.540 Now, first part of any Minecraft world is usually going to be gathering resources. 08:43.540 --> 08:46.540 I noticed, yes. You break the trees first. 08:46.540 --> 08:50.540 Chance, the first thing you do, first thing you do, you break the trees. 08:50.540 --> 08:54.540 But since this is hardcore, first thing you should do is check if there's a cave nearby. 08:54.540 --> 08:58.540 Mobs in hardcore do a crazy amount of damage, and since we don't have to- 08:58.540 --> 09:00.540 So stay away from the ditty caves! 09:00.540 --> 09:03.540 We don't want to be near any caves where mobs could potentially jump out at us. 09:03.540 --> 09:07.540 Distance yourself from these caves, otherwise you're going to be crafting something, 09:07.540 --> 09:11.540 a creeper comes out from a nearby cave, and bam, you only survive for like 5 seconds. 09:11.540 --> 09:18.140 5 seconds. By the way, this is a special tip for my world. If you're in a dark oak forest, get out of there as soon as possible. 09:18.140 --> 09:20.380 This is one of- Wait, but chat, is this cheating? 09:23.980 --> 09:25.980 Chat, is this cheating? 09:28.180 --> 09:32.620 Yes, okay fine. I'll go in raw. I'm gonna go in raw, doc. Fine! 09:33.380 --> 09:35.980 Fine! I'm gonna go in raw. Fine! 09:35.980 --> 09:43.740 We're gonna start the marathon tomorrow at like 3 p.m. or 4 p.m. in that window all right chat now listen up I 09:45.140 --> 09:47.140 Need everybody to lock in 09:47.820 --> 09:54.540 Weather videos, but they get increasingly more extreme chat as you know I live in Tampa 09:54.940 --> 09:57.340 I've almost died to multiple hurricanes 09:57.980 --> 10:03.340 Extreme weather videos on the internet, but they get progressively more terrifying as the video goes on 10:03.340 --> 10:07.340 So what is number one gonna be? Like the sun exploding? 10:11.340 --> 10:13.340 That tree's about to go. 10:14.340 --> 10:16.340 There it goes! 10:18.340 --> 10:19.340 Hey! 10:19.340 --> 10:20.340 I'm good. 10:20.340 --> 10:22.340 Oh my pfft! What?! 10:23.340 --> 10:27.340 Yo yo yo yo, chat! Does anybody in here have tornadoes? 10:27.340 --> 10:32.500 Listen, man, I actually don't think there's anything more terrifying than a tornado. 10:32.500 --> 10:34.340 I would never leave Florida. 10:34.340 --> 10:36.340 Eh! 10:36.340 --> 10:39.340 Uh, it's forming right in front of him. 10:39.340 --> 10:41.340 Why's he laughing? 10:41.340 --> 10:43.340 See what happens. 10:43.340 --> 10:47.340 I want to run right in the middle of it and see what happens. 10:47.340 --> 10:52.340 See, bro, sometimes life just has natural selection, and I'm just going to leave that there. 10:52.340 --> 10:56.340 Brother, you're going to run into the center of a tornado? 10:56.340 --> 11:09.180 They managed to record lay on what an idiot like like actually what an idiot bro 11:10.620 --> 11:13.140 Why like why would you ever do that? 11:16.980 --> 11:18.980 On Cathedral at the perfect moment 11:22.340 --> 11:24.340 What 11:26.340 --> 11:31.340 Oh, that poor grandma! 11:31.340 --> 11:33.340 Oh my god! 11:33.340 --> 11:36.340 After the chat for the grandma. 11:36.340 --> 11:39.340 In Brazil, we're taught off guard when a strong wave hits. 11:41.340 --> 11:44.340 Do you see that? 11:44.340 --> 11:46.340 That is gigantic! 11:48.340 --> 11:50.340 Run! Run! 11:56.340 --> 12:16.780 See water doesn't scare me water doesn't scare me unless it's a tsunami 12:16.780 --> 12:18.780 Tsunamis are scared. 12:25.780 --> 12:27.780 He broke the glass on his windshield. 12:28.780 --> 12:31.780 This looks like Scotland. I'm not even kidding, this looks like Scotland. 12:31.780 --> 12:33.780 Or Ireland. 12:33.780 --> 12:47.260 W boyfriend. 12:47.260 --> 12:53.940 In case you didn't know, this is nature's warning that lightning is about to strike. 12:53.940 --> 12:55.460 What when your hair does this? 12:55.460 --> 12:57.860 I did not know that. Wait, what? 13:05.860 --> 13:08.860 Wait, what? I didn't know that. 13:16.060 --> 13:21.260 Okay, Jack, what is the most horrifying extreme weather condition? 13:21.260 --> 13:23.260 I'm going earthquake. 13:23.260 --> 13:34.260 Jack, what is this? Like, hurricanes do... Hurricanes suck? Tornado? Okay, low key? 13:34.260 --> 13:39.260 A hurricane, if you live in like, coastal Florida, is literally terrifying. 13:41.260 --> 13:43.260 If you're inland, you're good. 13:43.260 --> 13:44.260 Oh my god! 13:44.260 --> 13:45.260 Oh my god! 13:45.260 --> 13:46.260 Wait, it's Hale? 13:46.260 --> 13:47.260 Oh my god! 13:47.260 --> 14:01.780 Those are gigantic chunks of Hale! 14:01.780 --> 14:03.260 You could actually die from that! 14:03.260 --> 14:04.260 Oh my god! 14:04.260 --> 14:05.260 I'm scared! 14:05.260 --> 14:06.260 I'm really scared! 14:06.260 --> 14:07.260 I'm really scared! 14:07.260 --> 14:08.260 I'm really scared! 14:08.260 --> 14:09.260 I'm really scared! 14:09.260 --> 14:10.260 I'm really scared! 14:10.260 --> 14:11.260 I'm really scared! 14:11.260 --> 14:12.260 I'm really scared! 14:12.260 --> 14:14.260 I feel this f***ing shit. 14:14.260 --> 14:15.260 See, here's the thing. 14:15.260 --> 14:18.260 I understand you're scared. 14:18.260 --> 14:19.260 Like, I get that. 14:19.260 --> 14:22.260 But you're not making the situation any better. 14:23.260 --> 14:24.260 Like, do you know what I'm saying, bro? 14:24.260 --> 14:27.260 You're not making the situation any better by doing that. 14:28.260 --> 14:29.260 Just duck and cover. 14:30.260 --> 14:33.260 Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! 14:34.260 --> 14:36.260 Okay, see, this is- No. 14:36.260 --> 14:38.260 This is what I'm talking about. 14:38.260 --> 14:40.260 Bro, this is what I'm talking about, man. 14:40.260 --> 14:42.260 You're making it worse 14:48.500 --> 14:56.520 This funnel cloud formed right over a neighborhood in Kansas, but luckily it never made contact with the ground making it completely harmless 14:56.520 --> 15:18.980 Yeah, GG bro, I don't even know what I would do here. 15:18.980 --> 15:22.620 So it went upwards, that's so lucky. 15:22.620 --> 15:26.620 This is the aftermath of a Russian fishing boat after a storm. 15:26.620 --> 15:27.620 WHAT?! 15:27.620 --> 15:38.460 Okay, this is actually my worst nightmare. 15:38.460 --> 15:41.780 Water flooding into my setup. 15:41.780 --> 15:42.980 Oh my god. 15:55.220 --> 15:57.220 How is that only 19? What? 15:57.780 --> 15:59.380 How is that? I would have grabbed myself! 15:59.860 --> 16:01.700 Check! How is that 19? 16:02.100 --> 16:02.980 What? 16:04.100 --> 16:06.420 Bro, that was the most real scream I've ever heard. 16:11.780 --> 16:18.780 He's gonna slip he's gonna slip 16:28.620 --> 16:33.540 Why is the car going by itself? Why is the car going by itself? Why is the car going by itself? 16:35.500 --> 16:37.500 Was bro just nonchalant 16:41.780 --> 16:46.780 This is what it looks like. 16:46.780 --> 16:47.780 This is what I'm talking about. 16:47.780 --> 16:48.780 People are just insane. 16:48.780 --> 16:52.180 Bro, people need to underslick. 16:52.180 --> 16:55.780 People need to get better at just surviving. 16:55.780 --> 16:56.780 Seriously. 16:56.780 --> 17:01.180 Yo, bro, why are you going outside during a thunderstorm? 17:01.180 --> 17:05.780 Like when gale force winds come out of nowhere. 17:05.780 --> 17:12.780 Oh, she's still got the camera. 17:12.780 --> 17:21.780 There's a bigger one coming. 17:21.780 --> 17:23.780 No one was seriously harmed. 17:23.780 --> 17:26.780 The hail is like baseball's hail. 17:26.780 --> 17:28.780 Um, yeah. 17:28.780 --> 17:33.780 If your ceiling is doing this, you should probably exit the room. 17:33.780 --> 17:34.780 Oh my god. 17:34.780 --> 17:35.780 God! 17:35.780 --> 17:36.780 He's ruining our house. 17:36.780 --> 17:39.780 We've got holes in the roof. 17:39.780 --> 17:40.780 Everywhere. 17:40.780 --> 17:45.780 This piece of hail came through the f***ing roof. 17:45.780 --> 17:47.780 What the hell? 17:47.780 --> 17:49.780 These people were delivering sand. 17:49.780 --> 17:52.780 You could almost even say, what the hell? 17:52.780 --> 17:54.780 Okay, sorry. 17:54.780 --> 17:55.780 Bro, hail is kind of a sleeper. 17:55.780 --> 17:59.780 Nobody really talks about hail, but how hail can kill you. 17:59.780 --> 18:02.260 bags during a flood in Bedford, England. 18:02.260 --> 18:08.460 He's literally driving basically through an ocean. 18:08.460 --> 18:10.140 What are you doing? 18:10.140 --> 18:11.300 What are you doing? 18:11.300 --> 18:12.300 Back up! 18:12.300 --> 18:13.300 Back up! 18:13.300 --> 18:14.300 Back up! 18:14.300 --> 18:26.260 So what happens if water gets in the engine? 18:26.260 --> 18:27.260 Legitimately curious. 18:27.260 --> 18:29.800 Does it just completely shut down the car? 18:29.800 --> 18:32.860 Jack, what happens if water gets in the engine right here? 18:35.260 --> 18:37.660 Zero IQ. Nothing. 18:37.660 --> 18:40.060 Go find out. I'm not doing that. 18:40.060 --> 18:40.860 It's fine. 18:43.360 --> 18:44.660 It's fine. 18:44.660 --> 18:48.060 Hey man, I don't know if you should be driving into the ocean right now. 18:57.260 --> 19:07.260 What even happened? A blizzard? A blizzard? 19:07.260 --> 19:11.260 Can you imagine what 45 knots during kite surfing looks like? 19:11.260 --> 19:27.340 What is the last one going to be like? 19:27.340 --> 19:37.740 Careful, yeah she yells careful. 19:37.740 --> 19:38.740 Oh thanks! 19:38.740 --> 19:40.740 I didn't even know that. 19:40.740 --> 19:46.460 I'm gonna be careful now like what he's in the heat of battle let him lock in please 19:48.500 --> 19:50.500 What is saying careful gonna do 20:00.120 --> 20:03.460 Everyone on board was able to make it over each safely 20:08.580 --> 20:10.580 This is what 20:10.740 --> 20:12.740 He went. 20:12.740 --> 20:17.740 You should always turn on your hazard lights during a dust storm. 20:17.740 --> 20:21.740 I'm guessing a car is just gonna appear out of nowhere. 20:29.740 --> 20:36.740 During a sailboat race, the wind reached 27 knots, which is equal to roughly 30 miles per hour. 20:40.740 --> 20:56.060 Yeah man, I'm just, I'm not inspired or motivated to do any of this. 20:56.060 --> 20:57.420 I don't know man. 20:57.420 --> 20:59.260 Like this just seems insane. 20:59.260 --> 21:01.540 Bro, am I crazy? 21:01.540 --> 21:03.340 Like I'd rather just chill. 21:03.340 --> 21:05.500 Like, I don't know. 21:05.500 --> 21:15.500 Now your sailboat's destroyed. 21:15.500 --> 21:29.180 Yep, his windshield's literally gonna break. 21:29.180 --> 21:33.580 His windshield's gonna... 21:33.580 --> 21:34.580 It's on 1HP! 21:34.580 --> 21:38.100 Oh my god! 21:38.100 --> 21:40.220 Okay, that was actually smart. 21:40.220 --> 21:42.860 Because he doesn't want Glass to like fly into his eye. 21:42.860 --> 21:44.580 That was actually smart. 21:44.580 --> 21:50.620 Uh, somebody drunk? 21:50.620 --> 21:58.300 What's going on? 21:58.300 --> 21:59.300 What's happening? 21:59.300 --> 22:00.300 Is it wind? 22:00.300 --> 22:06.820 This looks like an island. 22:06.820 --> 22:11.700 Here's a really close call during Typhoon Weepa. 22:11.700 --> 22:16.980 Oh my! 22:16.980 --> 22:19.620 Thankfully no one- Oh my god he got out of there. 22:19.620 --> 22:21.220 He got out of there. 22:21.220 --> 22:23.740 Holy crap he flashed away. 22:23.740 --> 22:26.300 Was harmed. 22:26.300 --> 22:27.300 What is that? 22:27.300 --> 22:28.300 Okay. 22:28.300 --> 22:29.300 Okay. 22:29.300 --> 22:38.320 Minimally someone explained to me what that is if I saw this on the road I would turn away at the speed of sound 22:39.020 --> 22:42.200 What is that chat somebody said the Elden Ring? 22:44.660 --> 22:50.480 Death itself somebody said the Elden Ring I actually what even is that? 22:50.480 --> 22:57.560 Um, it looks like it's heading in. 22:57.560 --> 23:00.440 Yeah, maybe turn around. 23:00.440 --> 23:02.080 Maybe turn around. 23:02.080 --> 23:06.960 This plane was attempting to land at Madeira Airport during strong winds. 23:06.960 --> 23:07.960 Madeira? 23:07.960 --> 23:09.400 Isn't that in Madeira Beach? 23:09.400 --> 23:11.400 Is that in Florida? 23:11.400 --> 23:18.160 Oh, I can't watch plane videos. 23:18.160 --> 23:19.160 I can't. 23:19.160 --> 23:20.160 They're too scary. 23:20.160 --> 23:23.560 I don't even like getting in planes. I don't want to add to that fear 23:35.280 --> 23:44.780 How are people so cool he does it boom she doesn't even care bro. She's literally how are people so cool 23:50.160 --> 23:53.720 Uh guys, run! Run! Run! 23:55.640 --> 24:01.000 Oh, she's gone. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 24:01.000 --> 24:07.320 Extreme waves off the coast of Norway caused over 450 cruise ship passengers to be airlifted. 24:07.320 --> 24:11.600 Yeah, this is already a bad sign when the plant is literally knocked over. 24:11.600 --> 24:14.960 To the shore, before the ship was towed to a nearby port. 24:18.600 --> 24:19.880 Oh no, no, no! 24:20.160 --> 24:21.580 No, no, no, no, no, no. 24:26.780 --> 24:31.780 Okay, another thing, cruise ships, terrifying. 24:31.980 --> 24:35.160 Yo, chat, like, 24:36.860 --> 24:41.460 Mio, getting caught in whatever that is in a cruise ship 24:41.460 --> 24:45.020 because you can't escape, you can't get out is miserable. 24:45.020 --> 24:47.260 Also, never, if you're gonna go on a cruise, 24:47.260 --> 24:50.060 don't ever watch the movie, The Titanic, never. 24:50.160 --> 25:00.680 Okay, that is the worst RNG I've ever seen. 25:00.680 --> 25:03.480 Look at the car in front of him just chilling. 25:03.480 --> 25:07.880 Brother, this guy, his timing is so bad. 25:07.880 --> 25:13.520 As he's driving, a tree explodes and the branch rolls into his tire. 25:13.520 --> 25:18.360 How unlucky can you actually be as a human? 25:18.360 --> 25:24.660 But I'm not even getting, like, 40% of the time there he's going faster and his car just 25:24.660 --> 25:25.660 flips forward. 25:25.660 --> 25:26.660 Don't move. 25:26.660 --> 25:27.660 Literally. 25:27.660 --> 25:28.660 Don't move. 25:28.660 --> 25:33.380 Ah, ugh, ugh, ugh, uh, Swerve! 25:33.380 --> 25:34.380 Swerve! 25:34.380 --> 25:35.380 Swerve! 25:35.380 --> 25:43.740 This tourist boat underestimated the power of the river current. 25:43.740 --> 25:52.740 Oh, get out of there! 25:52.740 --> 25:54.740 Get out of there! 25:54.740 --> 25:59.740 Get out of there! 25:59.740 --> 26:08.740 Luckily nobody was on board at the time. 26:08.740 --> 26:09.740 Oh, thank god. 26:09.740 --> 26:11.740 Why did you wait so long to say that? 26:11.740 --> 26:12.740 You sick! 26:12.740 --> 26:14.740 You sick piece of crap! 26:22.740 --> 26:27.740 Hey, Jack, you want to know the most terrifying thing ever that no one ever talks about? 26:27.740 --> 26:29.740 Deep Sea. 26:29.740 --> 26:30.740 Yo, yo, yo. 26:30.740 --> 26:34.740 Deep Sea is literally mortifying. 26:34.740 --> 26:36.740 Mortifying. 26:36.740 --> 26:38.740 Not enough people talk about it. 26:42.740 --> 26:55.980 So, what did we learn today so far, chat? 26:55.980 --> 26:58.660 When in doubt, sit at the house. 26:58.660 --> 27:04.980 No, but seriously, don't drive in horrible weather conditions, like terrible weather. 27:04.980 --> 27:07.140 Don't go to the beach in horrible weather conditions. 27:07.140 --> 27:20.180 half of these clips. Like… 27:20.180 --> 27:35.500 In 2024, huge waves in Rodanthe, North Carolina destroyed several beachfront homes. 27:35.500 --> 27:39.500 It says 4 rent on the sign. This is not getting rented after this. 27:42.500 --> 27:45.500 Wait, maybe this one? Maybe this one stays alive? 27:46.500 --> 27:47.500 Maybe this one stays alive? 27:56.500 --> 27:58.500 Nope. It's going down. 27:58.500 --> 28:05.500 These workers in Miami, why are they smiling? 28:05.500 --> 28:08.400 People are just cool, bro. 28:08.400 --> 28:09.400 I don't know. 28:09.400 --> 28:13.460 Hundreds of feet in the air during a storm for nearly 20 minutes. 28:13.460 --> 28:18.340 They were walking in this? 28:18.340 --> 28:19.340 No. 28:19.340 --> 28:21.340 Oh my god. 28:21.340 --> 28:30.340 This looks like Miami, though. 28:30.340 --> 28:36.340 This looks like Miami. 28:36.340 --> 28:43.740 Bro, I just... 28:43.740 --> 28:44.740 Mud slide. 28:44.740 --> 28:46.340 Oh, these are terrifying. 28:46.340 --> 29:07.380 These are terrifying, too. 29:07.380 --> 29:10.860 as curious one yet. They were 15 seconds away from dying. 29:10.860 --> 29:25.380 Okay, so never go hiking. Don't drive in horrible weather conditions. Never go to an 29:25.380 --> 29:27.380 Uh, uh, avalanche. 29:27.380 --> 29:31.380 I mean, bro, we gotta work in our survival skills, man. 29:31.380 --> 29:33.380 Oh my god! 29:42.380 --> 29:44.380 Holy crap! 29:49.380 --> 29:51.380 Get inside, good god! 29:51.380 --> 30:06.380 What is the last one gonna be I actually even know 30:06.380 --> 30:24.220 How much wind force do you need to flip a trailer? 30:24.220 --> 30:26.260 Is that like over 100 miles? 30:26.260 --> 30:32.260 That's a 18 reamler and straggler! 30:32.260 --> 30:33.260 Good God! 30:33.260 --> 30:38.860 That's an extreme close-up of an EF4 tornado forming with estimated wind speeds of 170 30:38.860 --> 30:39.860 miles per hour. 30:39.860 --> 30:42.700 Mio, why are you recording it? 30:42.700 --> 30:54.940 What is wrong with people? 30:54.940 --> 30:58.140 I'm not gonna lie though, holy adrenaline. 30:58.140 --> 31:00.300 This looks like you got so much adrenaline from this. 31:00.300 --> 31:01.140 Ah! 31:01.140 --> 31:02.460 Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 31:02.460 --> 31:03.460 Oh my God! 31:03.460 --> 31:04.460 Ah! 31:04.460 --> 31:05.460 Ah! 31:05.460 --> 31:06.460 Ah! 31:06.460 --> 31:07.460 Oh! 31:07.460 --> 31:08.460 Ah! 31:08.460 --> 31:09.460 Wait, what's this one? 31:09.460 --> 31:10.460 Oh my God! 31:10.460 --> 31:11.460 Oh my God! 31:11.460 --> 31:12.460 Oh my! 31:12.460 --> 31:13.460 Oh my! 31:13.460 --> 31:14.460 Oh my! 31:14.460 --> 31:15.460 Oh my! 31:15.460 --> 31:16.460 Oh my! 31:16.460 --> 31:17.460 Oh my! 31:17.460 --> 31:18.460 Oh my! 31:18.460 --> 31:19.460 Oh my! 31:19.460 --> 31:20.460 Oh my! 31:20.460 --> 31:21.460 Oh my! 31:21.460 --> 31:22.460 Oh my! 31:22.460 --> 31:23.460 Oh my! 31:23.460 --> 31:47.860 What 31:47.860 --> 31:49.860 What class is that? 31:53.440 --> 31:54.440 Uh... 31:56.620 --> 31:57.620 Oh my... 31:57.620 --> 31:59.620 What is in front of him? 32:00.400 --> 32:02.400 Turn around! 32:17.860 --> 32:44.660 See, you know the crazy thing about this video is how much you take for granted, bro. 32:44.660 --> 32:50.340 Like, imagine you're just on a boat, and then two minutes later, there's a wave three 32:50.340 --> 32:54.740 times the size of your boat, and you get fully capsized. 32:54.740 --> 33:00.120 In 2023, a rogue wave came out of nowhere and tore through the beachfront in Ventura, 33:00.120 --> 33:03.100 damaging roads, cars, and nearby businesses. 33:03.100 --> 33:09.140 This is what I don't- I just don't understand people. 33:09.140 --> 33:14.340 Bro, you guys are sitting there spectating, recording for five minutes, and now you're 33:14.340 --> 33:35.020 running just run like why are we running now you know all they have to do in 33:35.020 --> 33:38.180 that last video was instead of running just jump on one truck like the back of 33:38.180 --> 33:47.180 trap. This guy found himself trapped inside his home during Hurricane Helene. 33:47.180 --> 33:50.180 Oh my god! 33:50.180 --> 33:54.180 Oh shoot! Oh man! I'm losing it! My trailer's going! 33:54.180 --> 33:57.180 Oh f***! 33:57.180 --> 34:02.180 Okay, honestly bro, hurricanes might actually just be the worst. I'm not even kidding. 34:02.180 --> 34:06.180 Bro, hurricanes might actually just be the worst just because of the flash flooding. 34:06.180 --> 34:17.220 It's like, I don't have the numbers on hand, but I would just assume hurricanes have wiped 34:17.220 --> 34:20.180 out more homes than any other natural disaster. 34:20.180 --> 34:27.580 Like I'm sure a tornado could, an avalanche could, a mudslide could, but I think statistically, 34:27.580 --> 34:35.500 hurricanes and flash flooding have probably just wiped out the most houses. 34:35.500 --> 34:37.740 What is 9-1-1 even going to do in this scene? 34:37.740 --> 34:38.740 They have to... 34:38.740 --> 34:41.960 He needs like FEMA or something. 34:41.960 --> 34:46.500 They were out fishing when they suddenly got caught in the middle of an EF-3 tornado. 34:46.500 --> 34:47.500 Wait, wha... 34:47.500 --> 34:48.500 Okay. 34:48.500 --> 34:50.740 That's my worst nightmare. 34:50.740 --> 34:55.700 You're fishing and you get caught in a FUCKING TORNATO! 34:55.700 --> 35:00.700 Where is it? 35:00.700 --> 35:18.380 What do you even do in this scenario? 35:18.380 --> 35:28.420 Bro, and it also makes you think all of these are recorded, right chat? 35:28.420 --> 35:30.380 You know what's crazy? 35:30.380 --> 35:35.300 9 times out of 10 when there's a natural disaster, everybody's panicking so nobody records it. 35:35.300 --> 35:38.980 This is only like 10% of like the crazy weather videos online. 35:38.980 --> 35:42.780 Like bro, there's so much more that has happened that people don't record. 35:42.780 --> 35:43.780 Do you know what I mean? 35:43.780 --> 35:45.780 I'm scared 35:45.780 --> 35:47.780 or 35:52.900 --> 35:54.900 to 35:57.540 --> 36:04.720 Straight up water and mud. Oh my god water and dirt look at that 36:09.960 --> 36:11.780 On 36:11.780 --> 36:13.700 Wow 36:13.700 --> 36:39.700 wait this is florida this is like florida this is florida 36:39.700 --> 36:41.700 This is 100% Florida. 36:55.700 --> 36:57.700 Good god. 36:57.700 --> 36:59.700 Amid- WHAT?! 37:00.700 --> 37:02.700 That's petrifying! 37:09.700 --> 37:16.700 These hikers got caught in an avalanche in Kyrgyzstan, but fortunately everyone survived. 37:17.700 --> 37:20.700 That's good at least. Bro. 37:22.700 --> 37:24.700 Oh my god. 37:27.700 --> 37:29.700 Oh my god! 37:34.700 --> 37:36.700 What in the world? 37:36.700 --> 37:39.500 Uh, guys? Might want to start backing up. 37:43.300 --> 37:43.800 Guys? 37:45.800 --> 37:46.800 Yeah, might want to- 37:53.800 --> 37:56.300 He ducked down, holy ball knowledge. 38:03.700 --> 38:05.600 This guy just run a red light? Like, 38:05.600 --> 38:08.760 I know there's other things happening right now, but did he just run away? 38:24.360 --> 38:26.360 Yo 38:35.600 --> 38:51.560 back in 2021 the Marshall fire I remember this became one of the most 38:51.560 --> 38:56.600 destructive wildfires in Colorado history destroying over 1,000 homes in a 38:56.600 --> 39:02.960 matter of hours Chad have y'all ever seen the video I could find it but this guy 39:02.960 --> 39:05.600 It's his guy it's this guy and his son. I 39:06.280 --> 39:11.400 Think it's in California not not in Colorado, but they're driving through 39:12.320 --> 39:14.640 California and it literally looks like hell 39:15.160 --> 39:19.840 Like he's like driving through fire in lava. Do you guys know the video I'm talking about? 39:20.160 --> 39:23.440 That video like gave me chills the first month saw this was a couple years ago 39:23.440 --> 39:38.440 Bro. But this video is way more tamed than the other one. The other one of the road was on fire. The trees were on fire. 39:39.440 --> 39:45.440 This dash cam footage captured the moment an EF3 tornado ripped through an entire manufacturing facility in the- 39:45.440 --> 39:47.440 This looks like Dunder Mifflin. 39:47.440 --> 39:48.440 Braska. 39:53.440 --> 40:19.540 This took place in Andover, Kansas, where roughly 10-13 homes were severely damaged. 40:19.540 --> 40:22.660 Thankfully, only minor injuries were reported. 40:22.660 --> 40:23.980 Wait, wait. 40:23.980 --> 40:26.100 This guy recorded this? 40:26.100 --> 40:27.740 Our neighbor's houses. 40:27.740 --> 40:28.500 Oh my gosh. 40:33.380 --> 40:34.140 Oh my gosh. 40:45.940 --> 40:46.940 Oh my gosh. 40:46.940 --> 40:48.940 Wow. 40:48.940 --> 40:50.940 Wow. 40:50.940 --> 41:07.940 Bro, I would say 80% of these were completely unavoidable, like nothing you could have done. 41:07.940 --> 41:14.940 20% of these was either people driving in like the worst weather conditions ever. 41:14.940 --> 41:19.340 Somebody who's like the video started off. I'm gonna jump in the middle of the tornado and 41:19.900 --> 41:24.700 Then like the other 5% with people sitting on a beach looking at a tsunami coming out there 41:25.340 --> 41:31.300 But 80% of these were completely RNG just bad timing. Some of these could have been avoided for people 41:32.220 --> 41:33.620 insane 41:33.620 --> 41:39.380 Insane the video literally started off with the guy like I'm gonna jump in the center of the tornado 41:39.860 --> 41:43.180 Like bro, what did we learn bro one? 41:43.180 --> 41:48.180 One, never underestimate mother nature because my god. 41:48.980 --> 41:53.980 Two, don't go freaking storm chasing and tornado chasing. 41:56.140 --> 41:59.700 Like my god, why would you do that? 41:59.700 --> 42:03.620 And then three, if there's a tsunami approaching the beach, 42:03.620 --> 42:06.580 don't wait until it's on top of you to run. 42:06.580 --> 42:08.020 Just start running. 42:09.740 --> 42:11.020 My god, bro. 42:13.180 --> 42:25.860 look up the admins in 1987 tornado bro I wanted to find the video of guy drives 42:25.860 --> 42:31.180 through forest fire guys this is the most terrifying video I've ever watched 42:31.180 --> 42:36.820 it's him and his son yeah this is it seven years ago this is a video this 42:36.820 --> 42:39.740 This video is the most terrifying thing I've ever watched. 42:39.740 --> 42:40.740 Nobody died, but... 42:40.740 --> 42:41.740 Oh my god. 42:41.740 --> 42:42.740 Keep going. 42:42.740 --> 42:43.740 Go, go, go, go. 42:43.740 --> 42:44.740 Brother, brother. 42:44.740 --> 42:47.340 Chat, actually look at this. 42:47.340 --> 42:48.340 Actually look at this. 42:48.340 --> 42:49.340 Easy, easy. 42:49.340 --> 42:50.340 Easy. 42:50.340 --> 42:51.340 Easy. 42:51.340 --> 42:52.340 Easy. 42:52.340 --> 42:53.340 Easy. 42:53.340 --> 42:54.340 Easy. 42:54.340 --> 42:55.340 Easy. 42:55.340 --> 42:56.340 Easy. 42:56.340 --> 42:57.340 Easy. 42:57.340 --> 42:58.340 Easy. 42:58.340 --> 42:59.340 Easy. 42:59.340 --> 43:00.340 Easy. 43:00.340 --> 43:01.340 Easy. 43:01.340 --> 43:02.340 Easy. 43:02.340 --> 43:03.340 Easy. 43:03.340 --> 43:04.340 Easy. 43:04.340 --> 43:05.340 Easy. 43:05.340 --> 43:06.340 Easy. 43:06.340 --> 43:09.780 I actually can't think of anything more terrifying than this. 43:09.780 --> 43:12.260 I think this beats everything in the video. 43:12.260 --> 43:13.700 I'm not even kidding. 43:13.700 --> 43:16.100 Oh Jesus, God help us. 43:16.100 --> 43:16.820 Brother! 43:16.820 --> 43:18.820 One of the tree falls on us. 43:18.820 --> 43:20.660 Please, God help us. 43:20.660 --> 43:21.860 Oh my God, bro. 43:21.860 --> 43:22.580 Oh my God. 43:24.260 --> 43:27.540 Guys, it literally is like driving through Armageddon. 43:27.540 --> 43:28.500 I'm not even kidding. 43:28.500 --> 43:43.100 it's literally driving through Armageddon bro literally AI it's AI yo bro I didn't 43:43.100 --> 43:49.700 know like CTE has spread through the entire chat the video is seven years old 43:49.700 --> 43:58.100 There wasn't even AI back then! AI! Do you have fucking, do you have fucking ct bro? 43:58.100 --> 44:01.660 This isn't AI! 44:08.660 --> 44:16.380 Alright chat, Domtests is one went away from Challenger. Where's the psychopath at? 44:16.380 --> 44:27.920 It is time it is time 44:27.920 --> 44:37.460 It is time bro 44:37.460 --> 44:40.340 Dottets, it is time. 44:42.420 --> 44:45.220 JINXED! 44:51.940 --> 44:54.660 Dottets, yo, what's up? 44:54.820 --> 44:55.940 Today is the day, bro. 44:56.500 --> 45:02.900 Today is your fucking day, where you prove all of the doubters, all of the naysayers wrong, 45:03.620 --> 45:05.620 and you reach challenger, Dottets. 45:05.620 --> 45:08.620 Jinksy. Jinksy. 45:08.620 --> 45:09.620 Talk to me Papa. 45:09.620 --> 45:14.620 How did you sleep last night? And I want you to be honest. 45:14.620 --> 45:17.620 Not that good. I slept. 45:17.620 --> 45:23.620 Actually I slept last night. I slept 8 hours. I just woke up and felt weird. 45:23.620 --> 45:25.620 But I'm good. I'm good bro. How about you? 45:25.620 --> 45:28.620 I slept Jinksy. 45:28.620 --> 45:32.620 Not good. Not bad. 45:32.620 --> 45:40.860 bad but I slept as a fucking failure do you understand me what do you mean what 45:40.860 --> 45:45.300 I mean Jinx is that people don't remember Genghis Khan for the countries 45:45.300 --> 45:50.820 that he almost he almost conquered people don't remember Epstein okay 45:50.820 --> 45:52.820 Hey, hey, hey! 45:52.820 --> 45:54.820 He's a scientist! 45:58.820 --> 46:02.820 James C! He's a scientist! He created gravity! 46:02.820 --> 46:06.820 You're thinking of Isaac Newton. 46:10.820 --> 46:12.820 What? 46:12.820 --> 46:14.820 Continue. 46:14.820 --> 46:24.220 Okay, people don't remember him for the scientific discoveries he almost discovered, Jinxi. 46:24.220 --> 46:32.420 People don't remember murderers for the victims that they almost killed. 46:32.420 --> 46:39.140 And as such, people will never remember the grandmaster players for the times that they 46:39.140 --> 46:41.620 almost had challenged her. 46:41.620 --> 46:47.620 So as a result, Jinxy, yes, I want a better failure, but I woke up this morning and I 46:47.620 --> 46:51.140 said I will not fail again. 46:51.140 --> 46:54.700 I will not fail again, Mom. 46:54.700 --> 47:02.580 I will learn to stop people from dying! 47:02.580 --> 47:10.020 I will learn to stop my teammates from hitting! 47:10.020 --> 47:19.060 Okay, John tests. Yep. I'm going to need you to step away from your setup for a moment. Okay. 47:22.580 --> 47:23.300 John tests. 47:24.180 --> 47:30.900 Jinxie. It's just a video game, bro. Relax. Oh, it's just a video game, huh? 47:32.580 --> 47:33.620 It's just a video game, huh? 47:33.620 --> 47:40.340 Jinxie, if a little boy comes up to you and he starts crying, 47:40.340 --> 47:42.420 Jinxie, Jinxie, my dog just died. 47:42.420 --> 47:43.660 What are you going to tell him? 47:43.660 --> 47:45.620 It's just an animal? 47:45.620 --> 47:48.140 If a woman comes up to you and she says, 47:48.140 --> 47:50.500 my car just got towed, what are you going to tell her? 47:50.500 --> 47:53.020 It's just a vehicle? 47:53.020 --> 47:56.900 It's like, Jinxie, do you not get it, man? 47:56.900 --> 47:59.180 It's not just a game. 47:59.180 --> 48:03.780 It's not just pixels on a screen. 48:03.780 --> 48:08.180 It's the emotions that you ascribe to them. 48:08.180 --> 48:15.180 It's the mental connections and the links that you create. 48:15.180 --> 48:19.300 So no, Jinxie, it's not just a game, bro. 48:19.300 --> 48:20.980 It's not. 48:20.980 --> 48:23.140 It's more than that. 48:23.140 --> 48:24.700 It's passion. 48:24.700 --> 48:25.900 It's drive. 48:25.900 --> 48:29.060 It's desire. 48:29.060 --> 48:34.060 It's the urge to improve, to overcome, and to conquer. 48:36.340 --> 48:37.180 It's pride. 48:39.660 --> 48:40.660 Do you get it? 48:41.940 --> 48:43.360 Yeah, yes, I'm sorry. 48:43.360 --> 48:44.700 Okay, Don Tess. 48:47.420 --> 48:48.500 It's, okay. 48:48.500 --> 48:49.740 Oh my God. 48:49.740 --> 48:50.580 Oh my God. 48:50.580 --> 48:54.060 Don Tess, is there a way that I could 48:54.060 --> 48:55.940 see your camera in discord? 48:57.020 --> 48:58.180 Yup, I got it, share. 48:59.060 --> 49:06.060 Now, Dante, those two outcomes of this next game, and I want to know your response to both. 49:06.060 --> 49:12.060 Either you're going to win in Reach Challenger, or you're going to lose in Not Reach Challenger. 49:12.060 --> 49:19.060 What would you do if you won in Reach Challenger, and what would you do if you lost in Didn't Reach Challenger? 49:19.060 --> 49:34.660 Okay, so if I won and I had challenger I would sit back in my chair and for the 49:34.660 --> 49:40.260 first time in a while I would think to myself I did it and then I would watch 49:40.260 --> 49:46.580 you boot up a few games of league I'd sit there I'd coach you I'd get you to 49:46.580 --> 49:55.700 bronze to Jensie. And then at about 8.30 I'd end the stream, bring my wife to 49:55.700 --> 50:00.740 watch a movie together, go on a nice little date night, and then go to sleep 50:00.740 --> 50:08.980 tonight happy. And if I lose, I'm gonna take the 44 magnum that I have in my 50:08.980 --> 50:12.420 drawer right beside me, I'm gonna load six rounds in the chamber and then I'm 50:12.420 --> 50:15.980 gonna play Russian roulette, wife on camera in front of everyone for the 50:15.980 --> 50:26.380 world to see. In game. In game. Okay. So basically this next game of League of Legends is the most 50:26.380 --> 50:36.260 important game of your entire life. James, if I lose this game of League of Legends, there 50:36.260 --> 50:38.260 will never be another game. 50:38.260 --> 50:42.520 Oh my god, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 50:42.520 --> 50:43.580 Yo, yo. 50:43.580 --> 50:44.740 Bro, come on. 50:44.740 --> 50:46.160 You gotta relax. 50:46.160 --> 50:47.180 Bro, listen. 50:47.180 --> 50:51.500 If you lose, it's OK as long as you just keep trying, bro. 50:51.500 --> 50:53.020 You don't give up. 50:53.020 --> 50:54.860 My god. 50:54.860 --> 50:55.980 You just don't give up, bro. 50:55.980 --> 50:57.020 You don't give up, dude. 50:57.020 --> 50:59.060 And you'll get it. 50:59.060 --> 51:01.980 But, Jen, see, what happens when the pain becomes too much 51:01.980 --> 51:03.420 to bear, man? 51:03.420 --> 51:05.980 What happens when the only thing you can do 51:05.980 --> 51:11.720 think about giving up because trudging forward just seems too miserable to 51:11.720 --> 51:21.400 continue as a journey. What then? You get up and you try again, all right? That's 51:21.400 --> 51:24.540 it. I don't want you to be driving off any cliffs tonight if you don't get your 51:24.540 --> 51:29.320 challenge again, all right? Relax. If you lose, you're only two out, okay? 51:29.320 --> 51:33.740 Well, it's gonna be hard to drive a car with that fucking revolve around 51:33.740 --> 51:35.740 embedded into the back of my skull. 51:35.740 --> 51:37.740 Oh, God! In game! 51:37.740 --> 51:39.740 In game! 51:39.740 --> 51:41.740 Non-realized, non-realized, obviously. 51:41.740 --> 51:43.740 Okay. 51:43.740 --> 51:45.740 What I need to do is I need to add a delay, 51:45.740 --> 51:47.740 and I want you to randomly queue in the next five minutes, 51:47.740 --> 51:49.740 just so you don't get slimed. 51:49.740 --> 51:51.740 Okay. Let me add a delay. 52:03.740 --> 52:32.140 Okay. 52:32.140 --> 52:33.700 I have my delay. 52:33.700 --> 52:36.420 Okay, Jinxie, Jinxie, while you're pissing, 52:36.420 --> 52:37.580 can you do me a favor? 52:37.580 --> 52:39.900 Wait, while I'm pissing, what? 52:39.900 --> 52:43.580 I need you to envision the mouth of the enemy jungler 52:43.580 --> 52:44.900 as the toilet bowl. 52:44.900 --> 52:47.220 I want you to imagine you're sitting there, Jinxie, 52:47.220 --> 52:50.820 and the propulsive force that emanates from your body 52:50.820 --> 52:55.820 is the spiritual force of energy 52:55.820 --> 52:58.340 that you're directing towards the enemy jungler's mouth. 52:58.340 --> 52:59.300 Do you understand me? 52:59.300 --> 53:00.140 Yes, sir. 53:00.140 --> 53:00.980 Yes, sir. 53:00.980 --> 53:01.820 I'll do that right now. 53:01.820 --> 53:30.340 back in 25 seconds. I'm gonna be honest. It's now or never. For literal years, years. 53:31.820 --> 53:34.900 I've managed to challenge every split in every season and 53:36.540 --> 53:41.620 The thing is that every time I would I would always have this sense of completion 53:41.620 --> 53:48.740 I would always have this underlying thing being like you know what I hit it. It's good. I'm done now and 53:49.660 --> 53:52.540 That's the reason why for years every time I would hit it 53:52.540 --> 53:58.140 There would never be anything of like me going beyond challenger. It would just be a seesaw 53:58.140 --> 54:06.380 a never-ending circular journey that just goes up and down and up and down but 54:06.380 --> 54:12.780 what if I told you guys that this time is different in the same way that men 54:12.780 --> 54:19.500 want to be better men when they become fathers I think that part of me wants to 54:19.500 --> 54:25.140 become a better player now that I'm a coach now that I have a student that 54:25.140 --> 54:32.280 looks up at me with wonder in his eyes, just sitting there in complete awe. 54:32.280 --> 54:39.020 As I make what I consider to be standard place, it does something to you. 54:39.020 --> 54:46.720 To see that light appear in the eyes of another, that same light that you used to share, it 54:46.720 --> 54:48.360 changes you. 54:48.360 --> 54:54.040 It makes you want to sit there and want to go further beyond because it makes you ask 54:54.040 --> 55:01.400 Ask yourself, what if one day I could have my eyes light up like that once again too? 55:01.400 --> 55:07.160 What if one day my journey inspires me the same way I know his journey inspires him? 55:07.160 --> 55:11.560 And it almost makes you want to reconnect with your roots. 55:11.560 --> 55:18.400 It makes you sit there and it makes you want to become motivated in the way you once were, 55:18.400 --> 55:25.160 medicated in the way you once were. It makes you want to sit there and feel the passion, 55:25.160 --> 55:29.040 feel the rage, the elation, and the anger. 55:29.040 --> 55:37.840 When I was pissing, I did imagine the enemy jungler, but I also imagined something far 55:37.840 --> 55:38.840 greater. 55:38.840 --> 55:40.840 My mouth? 55:40.840 --> 55:42.840 No. 55:42.840 --> 55:44.840 Okay. 55:44.840 --> 55:49.840 There's probably at least out of the thousands of people that are watching this stream, 55:49.840 --> 55:54.840 and maybe a couple thousand watch clips from today if you reach Challenger, 55:54.840 --> 56:01.840 there's probably at least one kid in here right now who's been told at every stop and every turn of his life 56:01.840 --> 56:05.840 that he's dreaming too big, his dreams will never become a reality, 56:05.840 --> 56:13.840 and he's a failure, and he should stop chasing his dreams and not believe in himself and settle in and go for a realistic goal. 56:13.840 --> 56:22.840 But Dante's hitting challenger and League of Legends isn't realistic. There's only 300 challengers in an entire North American region. 56:22.840 --> 56:30.840 So what do you have to say to that kid, that kid who's dreaming and he's looking for something inside of himself? 56:30.840 --> 56:46.280 When you look deep enough into yourself, there's only one thing that you're ever going to find 56:46.280 --> 56:51.120 in Jinxing, and it's the true you. 56:51.120 --> 56:56.520 It's the you that has shaped and created your entire existence around you. 56:56.520 --> 57:00.320 And for some people, that's someone who gives up. 57:00.320 --> 57:05.400 For some people, it's someone that's too afraid to go out of their comfort zone. 57:05.400 --> 57:11.440 For others, it's somebody that's too hung up on the past to look towards the future. 57:11.440 --> 57:15.960 But there are some people out there where the true them is somebody that wants to sit 57:15.960 --> 57:19.000 there and that wants to aspire for more. 57:19.000 --> 57:23.880 And there are others out there that have that child inside of them, right? 57:23.880 --> 57:29.680 And it's so deeply embedded that for years, all of the people that sat there and would 57:29.680 --> 57:35.360 tell them what's realistic and what can be achieved, ended up cluttering the 57:35.360 --> 57:42.100 person that they believe themselves to be. So the thing is, Jinxie, that it's not 57:42.100 --> 57:47.920 about the you you think you are and it's not about the you that you are today. It's 57:47.920 --> 57:55.280 the you who you actually are and no matter how much you try to hide or how 57:55.280 --> 58:03.160 much people try to put you down, that you can always resurface so long as you 58:03.160 --> 58:09.320 wanted to and as you unlock yourself in that manner. 58:15.680 --> 58:21.240 Our greatest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our greatest fear is that we 58:21.240 --> 58:32.840 are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. 58:32.840 --> 58:39.320 And Jinxie, do you want to know what the most frightening thing of all is? 58:39.320 --> 58:49.360 Weaponized autism. Weaponized fucking autism, baby. So what if I told you right now, Jinxie, 58:49.360 --> 58:51.360 We are in champs! 58:51.360 --> 58:53.360 Oh my god! 58:53.360 --> 58:55.360 Okay, down test. 58:55.360 --> 58:57.360 Here we fucking go, bro. 58:57.360 --> 58:59.360 Okay, challenge the game. 58:59.360 --> 59:01.360 I'm gonna like you lock in. 59:01.360 --> 59:04.360 Jyncey, I have bad fucking news, bro. 59:04.360 --> 59:06.360 I have bad news. 59:06.360 --> 59:10.360 So, the enemy team banned Hecarim and Master Yi, 59:10.360 --> 59:12.360 because they're fucking disgusting, 59:12.360 --> 59:14.360 and I need to lock in an AD champ. 59:14.360 --> 59:16.360 So what if I told you 59:16.360 --> 59:18.360 that I'm actually gonna be showing you 59:18.360 --> 59:21.040 you for the first time ever. 59:21.040 --> 59:22.040 Yes! 59:22.040 --> 59:23.040 Yeah, they go! 59:23.040 --> 59:25.240 Okay, this is dead about. 59:25.240 --> 59:30.000 Wait, so for your challenger game, Hacker room and Yi is double-panned. 59:30.000 --> 59:41.560 Yes, these fucking cock suckers, even with both streams hiding, they ban both champs, 59:41.560 --> 59:45.600 but little do they- oh, and my top laner's Autofilled. 59:45.600 --> 59:47.920 Autofilled, don't blame me. 59:47.920 --> 59:52.060 Wait, but why do I hear you making excuses? Hey, hey, hey, 59:52.060 --> 59:55.860 Dantes, the world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. 59:55.860 --> 01:00:00.140 It is a very mean and nasty place. 01:00:00.140 --> 01:00:05.260 And I don't care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you 01:00:05.260 --> 01:00:06.940 there permanently if you let it. 01:00:06.940 --> 01:00:11.380 You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. 01:00:11.380 --> 01:00:16.060 But it ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can 01:00:16.060 --> 01:00:21.900 get hit and keep moving forward how much you could take and keep moving forward 01:00:22.460 --> 01:00:27.420 that's how winning is done so if you know what you work then go out and get what you're worth 01:00:27.900 --> 01:00:30.220 but you gotta be willing to hit take the hit 01:00:32.700 --> 01:00:37.900 jingsy do you know what the hit on my chat is saying gg eight hour stream 24 hour stream 01:00:38.460 --> 01:00:42.540 don't test they don't think you're gonna rank up jingsy i wanted to listen i want you to 01:00:42.540 --> 01:00:46.980 fucking tell everyone saying that right now that the only thing that's gonna last eight 01:00:46.980 --> 01:00:51.320 hours is the fucking torture sessions that the cartels are gonna have with them once 01:00:51.320 --> 01:00:58.420 they find them do you understand me I don't think I'm comfortable with telling them that 01:00:58.420 --> 01:01:03.100 okay that's fine too alright are you ready this is your challenge again don't just lock 01:01:03.100 --> 01:01:10.100 the fuck in man you earned this you are getting out of this out jinksy jinksy do you want to 01:01:10.100 --> 01:01:14.660 see something disgusting yes talk to me bro please read with the enemy 01:01:14.660 --> 01:01:21.500 kazante said in all chat right now no hecarim I give MS no no he said those 01:01:21.500 --> 01:01:26.740 six bullets ready yeah so means that we are literally getting sniped by a guy 01:01:26.740 --> 01:01:31.540 that heard the speech and after hearing the speech he decided that he was gonna 01:01:31.540 --> 01:01:38.900 stream snipe and target ban this mother fucker do you understand yeah but what 01:01:38.900 --> 01:01:43.220 disgusting piece of literal garbage but don't as it doesn't matter because you're 01:01:43.220 --> 01:01:48.500 destined you're destined for challenger bro you got this now I'm gonna let you 01:01:48.500 --> 01:01:53.540 lock in all right all right you can see I'm gonna be honest bro though I think we 01:01:53.540 --> 01:01:56.720 might have to summon coach don't ask if we're gonna win this one what do you 01:01:56.720 --> 01:02:01.660 think I agree bro I think you should coach yourself yes okay all right then 01:02:01.660 --> 01:02:15.460 help me summon him repeat after me oh coach John test coach John test please 01:02:15.460 --> 01:02:29.860 come to us please come to us in our time of need in our time of need so we can 01:02:29.860 --> 01:02:37.740 make the enemy jungler so we can make the enemy jungler look like he has 01:02:37.740 --> 01:02:45.780 special needs okay guys I'm not gonna hide the map there's a 30 second delay 01:02:45.780 --> 01:02:49.800 he can't snipe a map on a 30 second delay all right let's get it done all right 01:02:49.800 --> 01:02:52.100 so don't test this me we're gonna want to do now is you're gonna play for the 01:02:52.100 --> 01:02:55.020 red and then into the Crogs now the good thing about this game is that your 01:02:55.020 --> 01:02:59.580 team has a lot of setup right so like as long as you scale this game you should 01:02:59.580 --> 01:03:03.620 be able to easily 1v9 it like I have faith in you. So what you're going to do here is 01:03:03.620 --> 01:03:06.900 we're just going to finish the rev look on the Krugs. And now you see how your bottom 01:03:06.900 --> 01:03:10.540 is getting shoved in? Yeah? Yeah. So what that means is because your bottom is getting 01:03:10.540 --> 01:03:15.140 shoved in, you probably can fight the bot crab. Because if you fight the bot crab and 01:03:15.140 --> 01:03:19.740 Jace is there, then you're just going to die. So I'm going to want you to smite this, and 01:03:19.740 --> 01:03:24.620 then afterwards you're going to walk straight to the top crab. Okay? All right, sounds good. 01:03:24.620 --> 01:03:28.380 So Dantas, this game you're getting a three losing lane special. So that means you're 01:03:28.380 --> 01:03:33.260 gonna have to sit here and lock the fucking. You're only playing for the guaranteed advantages 01:03:33.260 --> 01:03:43.980 because if you don't get them, it's fucked. Gotcha. Alright. Let's go. So now we're gonna 01:03:43.980 --> 01:03:48.220 get the topcrab and then afterwards I'm gonna want you to either look top, mid or recall. 01:03:48.220 --> 01:03:52.340 Those are the three plays. Top lane is shoved in too far, it's impossible. You can look 01:03:52.340 --> 01:03:56.860 on mid for about 10 seconds. It takes you 8 seconds to recall and about 15 seconds to 01:03:56.860 --> 01:04:01.340 walk back to base or back to gromp. So what you can do is you can actually look on this 01:04:01.340 --> 01:04:06.140 for like a few seconds. Now the enemy Jace is here so I'm going to want to just back 01:04:06.140 --> 01:04:13.420 off, reset and then you're good. Nice. Alright, so now what we're going to do here is after 01:04:13.420 --> 01:04:19.340 your recall, you're going to start buying your item. Sorry, sorry, getting it? Good. 01:04:19.340 --> 01:04:22.580 And now what you're going to do is you're going to play for the top to bottom refill 01:04:22.580 --> 01:04:29.940 there. Now we know that Jace has a long sword, so what does that tell us? It tells me that 01:04:29.940 --> 01:04:36.420 he probably reset after getting 350 gold, so maybe like 400 as well for the long sword. 01:04:36.420 --> 01:04:41.020 So now what's a viable clear that Jace could have done in order for that to happen? Well, 01:04:41.020 --> 01:04:46.980 it was probably like Raptors into Red Crugs. Okay, so what that means is that Jace, because 01:04:46.980 --> 01:04:51.820 he did that, he probably cleared his topside again before resetting. So it means that when 01:04:51.820 --> 01:04:59.900 When you meet him on bot side, he's going to have all camps taken, but you can look 01:04:59.900 --> 01:05:03.660 for reinvade on his Raptors after your crugs are done. 01:05:03.660 --> 01:05:05.700 Okay, but why can't I reinvade his Raptors? 01:05:05.700 --> 01:05:07.140 I don't understand. 01:05:07.140 --> 01:05:10.500 Because Raptors are the first camp that he cleared. 01:05:10.500 --> 01:05:13.100 So now you see how your gromp has two minute cooldown? 01:05:13.100 --> 01:05:14.100 Yes. 01:05:14.100 --> 01:05:19.100 It means that right now his Raptors probably have like a minute, let's say 15 to 20. 01:05:19.100 --> 01:05:22.240 So what you can do is you can actually just finish your clear, walk straight there, and 01:05:22.240 --> 01:05:26.800 by the time you get there you can actually look for it, if Dragon is impossible. 01:05:26.800 --> 01:05:28.360 Because you don't just want to sit AFK, right? 01:05:28.360 --> 01:05:29.900 You always want to look for plays. 01:05:29.900 --> 01:05:32.960 So even if you just hover on this wrapper, but you don't commit for it, it's better than 01:05:32.960 --> 01:05:35.360 just sitting around with your dick and your hand on the Dragon. 01:05:35.360 --> 01:05:36.360 Does that make sense? 01:05:36.360 --> 01:05:37.360 Yep, it does. 01:05:37.360 --> 01:05:38.360 Okay. 01:05:38.360 --> 01:05:44.680 So now just finish this, and then afterwards I'm going to want you to look up. 01:05:44.680 --> 01:05:46.520 So we see that Jace is there. 01:05:46.520 --> 01:05:51.520 So what I'm going to want to do is I'm going to want to ping for Ward on the dragon here. 01:05:51.520 --> 01:05:55.020 Good. 01:05:55.020 --> 01:05:56.020 Just like that. 01:05:56.020 --> 01:05:57.020 Nice. 01:05:57.020 --> 01:05:58.520 Just now hit it. 01:05:58.520 --> 01:05:59.520 Good. 01:05:59.520 --> 01:06:03.100 So now he's not here, so what you can do is you can either look on wrappers or you can 01:06:03.100 --> 01:06:05.360 look on crab. 01:06:05.360 --> 01:06:09.220 Now the problem is that you don't have prior pretty much anywhere, so it's rough. 01:06:09.220 --> 01:06:11.660 Like I'm going to be honest, this game is really cancer free. 01:06:11.660 --> 01:06:15.100 If you look for wrappers, you died at Cassante, if you look for... 01:06:15.100 --> 01:06:21.300 Yeah, just back off. 01:06:21.300 --> 01:06:22.500 You can't do anything. 01:06:22.500 --> 01:06:25.380 So now you see how you're going to lose your crab? 01:06:25.380 --> 01:06:26.380 Yeah. 01:06:26.380 --> 01:06:29.900 Well, the only thing that you can do here is maybe look for any wrappers in Vade, so I 01:06:29.900 --> 01:06:31.260 want you to hover for that. 01:06:31.260 --> 01:06:32.260 See? 01:06:32.260 --> 01:06:33.260 And it's up. 01:06:33.260 --> 01:06:34.260 That's predicted. 01:06:34.260 --> 01:06:37.340 Now, I need you to drone top because if the rumble comes for you, you're going to have 01:06:37.340 --> 01:06:39.700 to look for something, okay? 01:06:39.700 --> 01:06:50.020 just finish this as fast as you can nice and then just fuck off nice one is 01:06:50.020 --> 01:06:53.020 coming one is coming you're good 01:06:53.020 --> 01:07:04.800 Okay. 01:07:04.800 --> 01:07:07.840 So it's a little rough right now. 01:07:07.840 --> 01:07:08.840 What did he type? 01:07:08.840 --> 01:07:09.840 What? 01:07:09.840 --> 01:07:10.840 What did he type? 01:07:10.840 --> 01:07:12.840 Oh no, that was illusion. 01:07:12.840 --> 01:07:13.840 Okay. 01:07:13.840 --> 01:07:14.840 Sorry, coach. 01:07:14.840 --> 01:07:15.840 It's okay. 01:07:15.840 --> 01:07:16.840 It's okay. 01:07:16.840 --> 01:07:22.760 So now what I wanted to do is I wanted to look for the top-to-bottom and play on the 01:07:22.760 --> 01:07:25.880 the dragon. So far this game there's really nothing that you could have done differently though. 01:07:25.880 --> 01:07:31.240 But it's alright, you can sew on this one. So now what you're going to do is you're going to 01:07:31.240 --> 01:07:35.380 look for the top to bottom clear and then afterwards we're going to see if we can maybe look for a 01:07:35.380 --> 01:07:46.400 player on the dragon. So there's good news about this game and the good news is that your ADC is 01:07:46.400 --> 01:07:51.120 a rally in the soul and that's a champion that perma scales into games. So as long as this game 01:07:51.120 --> 01:07:58.400 is even you guys are fine because these scales right so I'm gonna want to just 01:07:58.400 --> 01:08:05.200 play for camps now this is good and then afterwards you're gonna look on your 01:08:05.200 --> 01:08:12.960 bot side how are you guys feeling guys I'm feeling good yeah I'm gonna be honest 01:08:12.960 --> 01:08:17.200 like I'm feeling okay but it's just a rough game because on this has like three 01:08:17.200 --> 01:08:21.460 lanes that have no priority early like they're not necessarily losing but it's 01:08:21.460 --> 01:08:25.160 the fact that he can make any place with them so it's kind of like he just 01:08:25.160 --> 01:08:29.680 needs to look for the scraps right it's like your prostitute and everyone takes 01:08:29.680 --> 01:08:33.400 all like the regular clients right so then you have to like settle for like 01:08:33.400 --> 01:08:36.880 the people that are like a little fucking like wacky you know I'm talking 01:08:36.880 --> 01:08:44.080 about yeah so now what we have to do right now is we're gonna have to look 01:08:44.080 --> 01:08:48.240 for something around bot. Now there is a fight going on here but we don't have flash so looking 01:08:48.240 --> 01:08:53.280 for a flash engage is impossible. Now we know that the top crab is spawning and we also know 01:08:53.280 --> 01:08:57.040 that dragon is up. Now if we fight dragon I'm pretty sure we will end up losing 01:08:58.880 --> 01:09:03.120 and I also don't think bot is necessarily gankable either because there's no ults there. 01:09:03.120 --> 01:09:05.760 So what we're going to do is we're going to look up here and we're going to see if we can play on this. 01:09:07.520 --> 01:09:11.040 Why do you think dragon would be bad? Do they just have a better comp for it? 01:09:11.040 --> 01:09:14.640 Well, it's because look where their balling is and look where their mid-lane is. 01:09:14.640 --> 01:09:19.840 They're past the halfway point. So Minza, if we go for dragon, enemy collapses before my ass and I just die. 01:09:20.720 --> 01:09:24.800 Yeah, they have they have a better like positioning because they can just collapse on you. 01:09:24.800 --> 01:09:29.280 It's kind of like chesting, so you have to think like three moves in advance, right? 01:09:29.280 --> 01:09:32.960 So if I think I'm going to go to dragon, then my first reaction is like, okay, 01:09:32.960 --> 01:09:35.360 but how are we looking priority-wise? Is there a man here? 01:09:35.360 --> 01:09:40.760 yes that makes perfect sense so you should never go for a dragon if you're 01:09:40.760 --> 01:09:45.000 mid is pushed back and your bot is pushed back yeah the only exception is 01:09:45.000 --> 01:09:47.280 if you're playing in low elo but once you're playing in the elo that I'm 01:09:47.280 --> 01:09:50.360 playing in you will get punished for it and they're gonna lose the game for it 01:09:50.360 --> 01:09:56.400 so it's always better to go for dragon when they're pushed up oh god should be 01:09:56.400 --> 01:10:04.280 fun wow okay well I guess that's how Kazanthe is our interaction works 01:10:05.360 --> 01:10:07.360 I think that's right. 01:10:12.360 --> 01:10:14.360 That's him looking almost impossible, though. 01:10:18.360 --> 01:10:20.360 It's not over, Todd. 01:10:20.360 --> 01:10:24.360 No, it's not. It's not. Like, we can win that at any point. It's fun. It's just like... 01:10:24.360 --> 01:10:31.360 It just can't start how every time we're one win away from Challenger, we always have to deal with the most disgusting game ever. You know what I mean? 01:10:31.360 --> 01:10:35.400 Yep, but I think it's just testing your mental fortitude. 01:10:35.400 --> 01:10:38.520 I think you should look at it as a test. 01:10:38.520 --> 01:10:41.340 Don't look at it in a bad way. 01:10:41.340 --> 01:10:44.240 Look at it as a test of how strong you are mentally. 01:10:44.240 --> 01:10:48.320 Yeah, but James, it's like imagine you're saying that you have $0 in your bank account, 01:10:48.320 --> 01:10:49.320 right? 01:10:49.320 --> 01:10:52.760 And then the second you're about to get out of debt, your car breaks down. 01:10:52.760 --> 01:10:56.320 And then another time you're about to get out of debt, your cat gets the flu. 01:10:56.320 --> 01:10:59.160 Another time you're about to get out of debt, you break your arm, you know? 01:10:59.160 --> 01:11:01.320 It's like, at what point does God just say, 01:11:01.320 --> 01:11:02.160 you know what? 01:11:02.160 --> 01:11:03.520 We're gonna give him a little break 01:11:03.520 --> 01:11:06.000 because it's been a lot recently. 01:11:06.000 --> 01:11:06.840 You know what I mean? 01:11:06.840 --> 01:11:08.960 Like Loki's had to deal with a lot of shit. 01:11:08.960 --> 01:11:11.320 Let's give him a little fucking break. 01:11:11.320 --> 01:11:16.320 Like why do I need this fucking retard going in for? 01:11:17.080 --> 01:11:17.920 Why? 01:11:21.400 --> 01:11:22.240 Okay. 01:11:24.440 --> 01:11:28.400 I need you to unfluster yourself a little bit, 01:11:28.400 --> 01:11:32.400 because I feel if you're angry, you're not going to play optimal. 01:11:32.400 --> 01:11:34.400 You're right. 01:11:38.400 --> 01:11:44.400 So now what we're going to do is we're going to see if we can look for the crab shirt in about 18 seconds. 01:11:44.400 --> 01:11:49.400 So what I'm going to do is I'm going to walk here and hit this because it gives me like vision. 01:11:49.400 --> 01:11:51.400 So you see Cassandra walking back in lane. 01:11:51.400 --> 01:11:54.400 Now the problem is that my support and my midlaner are recalling, 01:11:54.400 --> 01:11:56.960 but even if they weren't there's probably not a chance we're gonna check for kill. 01:11:59.960 --> 01:12:01.600 So I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna just plant those. 01:12:17.000 --> 01:12:22.520 Okay, so now what I'm gonna try to do, Jhin says I'm gonna try to convince my top laner to leave the game so we don't lose LP. 01:12:22.520 --> 01:12:25.520 because he owns the test since he's just fucking disgusting. 01:12:41.520 --> 01:12:46.520 Alright, so unfortunately it looks like our Ornn isn't a good person, so he's not gonna AFK. 01:12:47.520 --> 01:12:49.520 So I'm just gonna try to back off. 01:12:49.520 --> 01:12:54.880 So I saw my old site I could always look for like a flash in here 01:12:55.280 --> 01:12:57.600 It is our own died once again 01:12:58.080 --> 01:13:00.560 How's that good news don't test how's that good news? 01:13:01.120 --> 01:13:03.080 Because I think he's an inting piece of shit 01:13:03.080 --> 01:13:08.400 So it's like I think he's an inting piece of shit right and then now he's like doing all this shit to us 01:13:08.400 --> 01:13:11.040 So it's like I'm reaffirmed with my belief in society, you know 01:13:12.080 --> 01:13:14.080 What is that belief? 01:13:14.200 --> 01:13:18.000 That he's an inting fucking scumbag and that there's no hope for our humanity 01:13:18.000 --> 01:13:21.080 So long as he resides within the limits of a 01:13:21.080 --> 01:13:23.080 Iceman population. 01:13:32.580 --> 01:13:33.080 Okay. 01:13:35.080 --> 01:13:36.080 Yeah, don't send that. 01:13:36.080 --> 01:13:36.580 Yeah. 01:13:36.580 --> 01:13:38.580 211 does one five times. 01:13:38.580 --> 01:13:40.580 All right, we're gonna hold it back then. 01:13:40.580 --> 01:13:41.080 Okay. 01:13:44.580 --> 01:13:47.880 Dantez, I'm scared. 01:13:47.880 --> 01:14:01.320 I haven't seen you like this in what like 10 hours no I just mean yesterday was 01:14:01.320 --> 01:14:11.240 probably the worst I've seen you and today's right up there with it he died 01:14:11.240 --> 01:14:21.320 again. Why doesn't he just sit under the tower and stop feeding him? Because you know 01:14:21.320 --> 01:14:24.920 some people they try to like leave a positive impact on humanity because they 01:14:24.920 --> 01:14:33.080 know they're like capable of doing it. Yeah. Other people do the complete opposite. 01:14:33.080 --> 01:14:40.080 Nice. Now I'm getting fanboyed in my jungle by the enemy mid and jungle. Sick. 01:15:03.080 --> 01:15:10.280 Alright, it's like in rough, Genkzi, it's like in rough. 01:15:10.280 --> 01:15:15.080 So if he were to AFK for 3 minutes in Fallon, only he would lose Zelo, right? 01:15:15.080 --> 01:15:18.400 Yeah, exactly, which is completely deserved because he's literally the only reason we're 01:15:18.400 --> 01:15:25.560 going to lose this game. 01:15:25.560 --> 01:15:29.120 So now I'm going to walk to farm my Gromp and I get clapped on by 3 more people, sick 01:15:29.120 --> 01:15:35.640 So I can't farm my raptors because I get invaded by the Cassante I can't farm my ground because I get invaded by the rumble 01:15:35.640 --> 01:15:42.020 I can't farm lanes because my laners are taking them and then I also can't contest anything because we're numbers is advantage everywhere 01:15:42.360 --> 01:15:47.360 So what do I do? James? See what I do deep breaths a surrender. Oh 01:15:47.880 --> 01:15:54.100 Deep breaths. I think is good in through your nose out through your mouth is probably good right now 01:15:55.640 --> 01:15:57.880 Look don't ask can I talk to you man-to-man? 01:15:59.120 --> 01:16:05.980 I think, in my opinion, this game is completely unwinnable, so what I want you to just focus 01:16:05.980 --> 01:16:12.320 on is being loving and positive for the rest of the game, because then you'll have a good 01:16:12.320 --> 01:16:15.160 mindset to reach Challenger later on in the day. 01:16:15.160 --> 01:16:16.760 Okay, I got you. 01:16:16.760 --> 01:16:22.000 I hope a serial killer stay gets better by making this orn his next victim. 01:16:22.000 --> 01:16:23.000 Okay. 01:16:23.000 --> 01:16:28.000 Does that work for you, or do you want me to try something else? 01:16:28.000 --> 01:16:35.040 I hope a burglar's day becomes better after he steals everything from this 01:16:35.040 --> 01:16:39.040 orn and sends him into complete abject poverty and then the insurance doesn't 01:16:39.040 --> 01:16:42.480 cover the damages to his house and then he gets defaulted on by the banks and 01:16:42.480 --> 01:16:46.920 then he just sits there and he in game in you yeah 01:16:46.920 --> 01:16:48.920 Fuck! 01:16:55.920 --> 01:16:57.920 Remember, love and positivity. 01:16:58.920 --> 01:17:04.920 Yep. I'm gonna love the obituary when it gets released of this guy fucking dying. That's what I'm gonna love. 01:17:04.920 --> 01:17:05.920 In game. In game. 01:17:05.920 --> 01:17:06.920 In game. In game. 01:17:06.920 --> 01:17:07.920 In game. 01:17:16.920 --> 01:17:45.320 Should I pull Emuda and offer my ADC $50 to leave the game? 01:17:45.320 --> 01:17:50.320 What would Muda do? 01:17:50.320 --> 01:17:51.320 WWMB. 01:17:51.320 --> 01:18:05.600 I think Muda would just end up on the enemy team and just fucking drop 4 bands if that's 01:18:05.600 --> 01:18:06.600 what it takes. 01:18:06.600 --> 01:18:07.600 How nice. 01:18:07.600 --> 01:18:09.800 Can't even farm the blue now because I got caught up. 01:18:09.800 --> 01:18:11.640 So I can farm the blue. 01:18:11.640 --> 01:18:14.640 By proxy I won't be able to farm the wolves as well. 01:18:14.640 --> 01:18:18.240 won't be able to farm the gromp ever. My raptor is red and my crugs are down so I'm 01:18:18.240 --> 01:18:20.240 I'm letting you do some less. 01:18:20.240 --> 01:18:21.240 Sick, dude. 01:18:41.240 --> 01:18:42.240 Wait. 01:18:43.240 --> 01:18:44.240 Wait. 01:18:46.240 --> 01:18:47.240 Wait! 01:18:48.240 --> 01:19:03.220 wait oh my god another one yeah nice nice flash you fucking fanboy retard in 01:19:03.220 --> 01:19:13.500 game out of game too this is fine if they get the kills even if they don't 01:19:13.500 --> 01:19:18.720 I think it's sort of lucky wait wait wait wait I gotta get a kill the rather 01:19:18.720 --> 01:19:30.440 get a kill where you just made a fucking play oh my god you just made a fucking 01:19:30.440 --> 01:19:38.240 play oh my god everybody hold hold imagine the comeback imagine the fucking 01:19:38.240 --> 01:19:44.960 come back. This would be the most cinema challenger game in the history of fucking 01:19:44.960 --> 01:19:52.360 Lee if you guys won this. I mean to look at what discussing this is the enemy 01:19:52.360 --> 01:19:57.280 jungler has four kill participation he has done nothing all game he is literally 01:19:57.280 --> 01:20:02.440 getting carried and he's their challenger player by the way. Like I want to 01:20:02.440 --> 01:20:05.800 understand that he's their challenger player and he's getting this fucking hard 01:20:05.800 --> 01:20:12.860 cancer gapped. He's there getting turbo-fisted as I sit here and I fucking just like annihilate 01:20:12.860 --> 01:20:16.180 every hole that he has in his entire body. Do you understand that? 01:20:16.180 --> 01:20:23.780 Jim C, I wanted to repeat after me. This Jace is getting turbo-fisted and shit low. 01:20:23.780 --> 01:20:27.940 This Jace is getting turbo-fisted and shit low. 01:20:27.940 --> 01:20:32.140 They're piss stomping his skull while he cancer screams. 01:20:32.140 --> 01:20:40.180 I don't know, I don't know about this one. 01:20:40.180 --> 01:20:47.020 Jynxie, listen, as a league player, piss, cancer and turbo are your three favorite adjectives. 01:20:47.020 --> 01:20:51.220 You need to use them before every word to accentuate how you feel about something. 01:20:51.220 --> 01:20:55.380 It would be like imagine your mom makes you a meal and you're like, mom, this meal's cancer 01:20:55.380 --> 01:20:58.020 I'm literally pissing out on everything while I eat it. 01:20:58.020 --> 01:20:59.020 Does that make sense? 01:20:59.020 --> 01:21:01.540 Why would you say that to your mom though? 01:21:01.540 --> 01:21:07.140 Well, because like in case you get too into the league lingo, does that make sense? 01:21:07.140 --> 01:21:08.140 Yeah. 01:21:08.140 --> 01:21:13.180 Bro, you can win this game, bro. 01:21:13.180 --> 01:21:14.180 I believe, man. 01:21:14.180 --> 01:21:15.180 I believe. 01:21:15.180 --> 01:21:20.020 Yeah, and I literally just run around the map like, you know those people that go around 01:21:20.020 --> 01:21:21.860 with like the shopping carts? 01:21:21.860 --> 01:21:22.860 Yeah. 01:21:22.860 --> 01:21:24.460 Yeah, that's who made this game. 01:21:24.460 --> 01:21:29.020 around with us missing I'm really walking out my shopping cart and I'm trying to find like little 01:21:29.020 --> 01:21:33.580 morsels of food here and there which are jungle camps but there's literally none because the birds 01:21:33.580 --> 01:21:38.140 got to them first fucking cheers dude so now I just need to sit there and just start it's fucked 01:21:38.780 --> 01:21:43.740 it's literally fucked dude all your lanes are doing okay it's just your top lane is doing horrible 01:21:45.180 --> 01:21:45.660 of course 01:21:48.220 --> 01:21:49.420 classic top lane in 01:21:49.420 --> 01:22:10.860 Nice bro, that was fucking cool, way to get out of there, way to get out of there, oh 01:22:10.860 --> 01:22:15.580 my god, oh my god, not bad! 01:22:15.580 --> 01:22:22.580 This could be good JNC. 01:22:22.580 --> 01:22:26.300 This could be good GEEE! 01:22:26.300 --> 01:22:28.740 But I'm not king, I think we might win this game. 01:22:28.740 --> 01:22:33.620 Or are you guys bringing this shit back or what? 01:22:33.620 --> 01:22:34.340 We might be. 01:22:34.340 --> 01:22:40.780 We actually might be. 01:22:40.780 --> 01:22:42.780 Oh, okay. 01:22:45.780 --> 01:22:47.780 Not bad! Not bad! 01:22:47.780 --> 01:22:53.780 Yangxi, I'm not even kidding. I genuinely think now we're winning the game harder than they are. I'm not even bullshitting. 01:22:54.780 --> 01:22:57.780 But that was a huge shutdown. Holy shit. 01:22:58.780 --> 01:22:59.780 We could run. 01:22:59.780 --> 01:23:00.780 Okay, what's your plan now? 01:23:00.780 --> 01:23:09.580 I'm hoping that my top laner gets an epileptic seizure for like 3 minutes. 01:23:09.580 --> 01:23:17.180 That way when he reconnects, if we lose, we still get LP reduced. 01:23:17.180 --> 01:23:18.180 In game. 01:23:18.180 --> 01:23:19.180 Yep, in game. 01:23:19.180 --> 01:23:20.180 Not in real life. 01:23:20.180 --> 01:23:21.180 Oh no. 01:23:21.180 --> 01:23:22.180 Oh no. 01:23:22.180 --> 01:23:23.180 Oh no. 01:23:23.180 --> 01:23:25.180 Oh no. 01:23:27.180 --> 01:23:29.180 Oh no. 01:23:37.180 --> 01:23:39.180 It's okay. 01:23:39.180 --> 01:23:41.180 Even if they got banned, we don't know this again. 01:23:44.180 --> 01:23:48.180 Fucking Christ, dude. Jesus. 01:23:53.180 --> 01:24:22.980 I mean, I'm not wrong, but that's fine, like, if he is fine, then I'm fine, like, if he 01:24:22.980 --> 01:24:25.340 he's watching for me is a fucking retarded 01:24:25.340 --> 01:24:32.340 like those are ironically 01:24:33.260 --> 01:24:38.260 he said no your place buddy he's just trying to get in your head 01:24:38.260 --> 01:24:42.740 don't let him get in your head 01:24:42.740 --> 01:24:46.180 he's just trying to get in your head not this you got this 01:24:46.180 --> 01:24:50.220 do I type something to him? yes or no you choose? I don't know 01:24:50.220 --> 01:24:52.580 I don't think you should 01:24:52.580 --> 01:24:55.220 because I think that's what he wants. I think he just wants attention. You know what I mean? 01:24:57.220 --> 01:25:00.420 Okay, so what if I just muted him on? There you go. That's smart. 01:25:08.820 --> 01:25:13.380 It's okay. Remember, even if you lose this game, you're two off. Who cares? You're still gonna get it. 01:25:13.380 --> 01:25:29.580 Can I have a wire and retrying something here? 01:25:29.580 --> 01:25:34.180 Like why is my syringe not fighting? 01:25:34.180 --> 01:25:35.180 This whole is coming? 01:25:35.180 --> 01:25:36.180 Let's keep it good. 01:25:36.180 --> 01:25:46.180 Hold on. 01:25:46.180 --> 01:25:56.180 Yes! 01:25:56.180 --> 01:26:09.380 Wait, why did my cinder just do that? 01:26:09.380 --> 01:26:14.980 Oh, where my cinder just on ironically lost the game by walking into them for no reason. 01:26:14.980 --> 01:26:19.780 Wait, why the fuck, wait, what? 01:26:19.780 --> 01:26:21.780 Oh, no. 01:26:21.780 --> 01:26:22.780 Oh, no. 01:26:33.780 --> 01:26:36.780 Wait, Genesee, why did my syndrome just do that? 01:26:36.780 --> 01:26:37.780 Oh, no. 01:26:40.780 --> 01:26:41.780 Oh, no. 01:26:49.780 --> 01:26:59.060 Remember Don Tess, winning and losing is part of life. 01:26:59.060 --> 01:27:04.780 What makes a winner a winner is he knows how to respond to a loss, all right? 01:27:04.780 --> 01:27:09.860 So I want you to just completely shake it off and act like nothing even happened and 01:27:09.860 --> 01:27:15.140 act like you woke up this morning, went to go work out, ate nice pancake breakfast, got 01:27:15.140 --> 01:27:17.340 a coffee and now your two wins off challenger. 01:27:17.340 --> 01:27:19.340 Wait, Stonetest? 01:27:19.340 --> 01:27:20.340 Stop. 01:27:20.340 --> 01:27:25.660 So, my top laner that game that's first time in the orange is a mid lane mouse of Harmane 01:27:25.660 --> 01:27:31.660 with a negative win rate on literally everything else in the game and he's Masters ADLP. 01:27:31.660 --> 01:27:33.100 Do you know what it's like, Jinxie? 01:27:33.100 --> 01:27:35.620 When you're 800 ADLP? 01:27:35.620 --> 01:27:40.100 I'm not 930 actually and I had a Masters ADLP player in my game. 01:27:40.100 --> 01:27:42.100 Do you know what it's like? 01:27:42.100 --> 01:27:44.100 Um, no. 01:27:44.100 --> 01:27:50.740 Okay, let me tell you what it's like. So that's an 800, 900 LP difference, right? 01:27:54.020 --> 01:28:05.540 Yeah, right? Yeah, the entirety of iron is 400 LP. So it would be like an iron for zero LP player, 01:28:05.540 --> 01:28:17.700 Right, Jengzee? An Iron Force 0P player goes 1 and 10 in your rank-up game when you're silver 3! 01:28:19.860 --> 01:28:22.340 WHAAAAT?! 01:28:27.300 --> 01:28:29.380 WHY ARE YOU HERE?! 01:28:29.380 --> 01:28:50.900 Okay. I think you should take a deep breath and regulate your heart and relax. All right. 01:28:50.900 --> 01:28:53.740 I think that's what you should do. 01:28:53.740 --> 01:29:02.540 I'm not even kidding, Jinxie, I swear to God the Rothschilds have my stream open and every 01:29:02.540 --> 01:29:08.100 time I win away they pay off a rider to match me in the most retarded lobby ever. 01:29:08.100 --> 01:29:11.660 It's not normal, Jinxie, I'm not a fucking conspiracy theorist. 01:29:11.660 --> 01:29:14.660 It makes no sense, Jinxie, listen to me. 01:29:14.660 --> 01:29:15.980 How does it make any sense, Jinxie? 01:29:15.980 --> 01:29:16.980 How? 01:29:16.980 --> 01:29:21.580 I get normal games, I get normal games, normal games, normal games, run away from challenger. 01:29:21.580 --> 01:29:22.580 Let's go, guys! 01:29:22.580 --> 01:29:38.960 so happy. Oh, my champs are banned! What? And then my top laner has died! Like, it just 01:29:38.960 --> 01:29:44.060 makes you wonder, you know, you're like, what the fuck is this even possible? Like, like, 01:29:44.060 --> 01:29:49.260 like, is Jacob Rothschild literally watching my stream from his fucking castle in Romania 01:29:49.260 --> 01:29:56.980 or some shit, like, all right, we must kill Zedontes's chances of getting challenger. 01:29:56.980 --> 01:30:02.980 And then he's fucking sitting there, dude, sending four Hitlers on my team, like, what? 01:30:02.980 --> 01:30:12.180 In game, obviously, like, what? 01:30:12.180 --> 01:30:14.300 I don't think Rothschild's doing that. 01:30:14.300 --> 01:30:17.820 I think he just got unlucky matchmaking and it is what it is. 01:30:17.820 --> 01:30:22.700 gonna all balance out one of the first things you taught me don't ask 40% of 01:30:22.700 --> 01:30:28.560 your wins their auto wins 40% of your losses or auto losses that other 20% 01:30:28.560 --> 01:30:33.860 bro is up to you that gray area you need to be the point of difference okay 01:30:33.860 --> 01:30:37.460 then if it's up to me Jin see let's fucking walk in some mastery what do you 01:30:37.460 --> 01:30:47.660 think yep yes yes don't ask listen the only way you can lose is by giving up 01:30:47.660 --> 01:30:51.580 All right, I want you to remember love and possibility don't test put a smile on your face, bro 01:30:51.820 --> 01:30:58.360 Do a big smile. I can't I can't oh, okay. Oh, you want you want to smile like it? Yes after all this shit, okay? 01:31:00.380 --> 01:31:07.340 Okay, don't do that like just do don't that's just do a you are you like a rudder? Yeah 01:31:08.140 --> 01:31:10.140 Don't that's just do a regular happy 01:31:10.140 --> 01:31:12.140 So, I'm doing a dance for you too. 01:31:12.140 --> 01:31:13.140 Here. 01:31:13.140 --> 01:31:14.140 All right. 01:31:14.140 --> 01:31:16.140 You want to show your guns? 01:31:16.140 --> 01:31:17.140 I think... 01:31:17.140 --> 01:31:20.140 I want to sing alive! 01:31:20.140 --> 01:31:25.140 I want to sing alive! 01:31:25.140 --> 01:31:30.140 I want to sing alive! 01:31:30.140 --> 01:31:34.140 I want to sing alive! 01:31:34.140 --> 01:31:36.140 Okay. 01:31:36.140 --> 01:31:41.140 Okay, after you get challenger, I want you to take a little bit of a break from the league, bro. 01:31:41.140 --> 01:31:47.140 All right, just a short little 48 hour hiatus. This is getting really scary. 01:31:47.140 --> 01:31:57.140 All right, thanks. Are you ready to win? 01:31:57.140 --> 01:32:02.140 Yep. Remember, bro, just two wins and you're challenger, bro. Easy, simple. 01:32:06.140 --> 01:32:08.140 Alright, well still fun. 01:32:08.140 --> 01:32:10.140 Two wins and you're challenging her, man. 01:32:10.140 --> 01:32:13.140 Easy peasy lemon squeezy, baby. 01:32:15.140 --> 01:32:20.140 Tiptoe by the window by the window 01:32:20.140 --> 01:32:22.140 That is where I'll be. 01:32:22.140 --> 01:32:24.140 Do you know that song, Jing-C? 01:32:24.140 --> 01:32:26.140 Yup. 01:32:26.140 --> 01:32:28.140 Should we listen to it? 01:32:28.140 --> 01:32:30.140 No, no, no. 01:32:30.140 --> 01:32:32.140 We should. 01:32:36.140 --> 01:32:38.140 I 01:32:41.900 --> 01:32:43.900 Don't 01:32:43.900 --> 01:33:09.460 I don't think this is positive bro or loving I don't think this is positive remember 01:33:09.460 --> 01:33:14.060 Love and positivity is how you're going to reach challenger, okay? Love and positivity 01:33:18.140 --> 01:33:20.140 All right, let's get them 01:33:22.220 --> 01:33:29.540 Bro remember bro just two wins bro. That's it. It's real simple two wins and it's all done and you did it you're successful 01:33:39.460 --> 01:33:47.860 Jynx, give me compliments fast. I need my mental health to be repaired. 01:33:47.860 --> 01:33:52.860 You're one of the best junglers in the world. You're one of the best heckrums in the world. 01:33:52.860 --> 01:33:59.500 You have good muscle shapes with your biceps. You have a nice haircut. You have a wife. 01:33:59.500 --> 01:34:03.900 You have a lot to be happy about, bro. You shouldn't be thinking about murdering your 01:34:03.900 --> 01:34:07.260 teammate from last game and listening to whatever the demonic song was. 01:34:07.260 --> 01:34:12.940 I think you should just relax and remember love and positivity love and positivity bro. It's real simple 01:34:15.540 --> 01:34:19.080 So let me get this straight when I'm one one from Challenger I 01:34:19.900 --> 01:34:27.800 Literally get Mao Zedong as my top laner right but then when I'm sitting there and I lose that challenger rank up game 01:34:27.800 --> 01:34:32.000 I not only get Master Yi, but my ball in is literally two kills at three minutes 01:34:32.860 --> 01:34:34.620 Yeah fucking cheers, bro 01:34:34.620 --> 01:34:37.060 Like Jynxie, do you see how bullshit this is? 01:34:37.060 --> 01:34:40.060 It literally feels like gambling, doesn't it? 01:34:40.060 --> 01:34:47.180 Yeah, you either like, the thing about league, I've noticed, is like, you either like, hard 01:34:47.180 --> 01:34:51.220 win or you hard lose most of the time. 01:34:51.220 --> 01:34:57.420 I don't know, I just think like, I think I have a good understanding of league. 01:34:57.420 --> 01:35:00.420 I think I get it. 01:35:00.420 --> 01:35:05.420 I think what makes League of Legends, like, what makes a great League of Legends player 01:35:05.420 --> 01:35:12.940 is like, you have to immediately understand, like, okay, this one's unwinnable, or, okay, 01:35:12.940 --> 01:35:14.580 this one's unloosable. 01:35:14.580 --> 01:35:20.140 But like, when you get those unwinnable games, you can't allow it to upset you, because if 01:35:20.140 --> 01:35:25.060 you start getting tilted and rage queuing, that's how you tilt off all your ELO. 01:35:25.060 --> 01:35:29.500 So it's almost your job to like, keep playing Blackjack with the dealer, but then it's 01:35:29.500 --> 01:35:32.060 your job to not lose the entire house 01:35:32.060 --> 01:35:34.220 that's kind of what i think it is 01:35:34.220 --> 01:35:37.100 okay when you lose fifty grand you've got to make sure you don't lose five 01:35:37.100 --> 01:35:39.980 hundred grand you know what i mean 01:35:39.980 --> 01:35:44.140 did you learn this because you're on a three game lost week off stream 01:35:44.140 --> 01:35:45.980 yes 01:35:45.980 --> 01:35:47.740 yeah it's like it 01:35:47.740 --> 01:35:50.100 we are on a regular service 01:35:50.100 --> 01:35:53.380 but i think that at any rate it is because 01:35:53.380 --> 01:35:54.420 well 01:35:54.420 --> 01:35:57.460 if you're in challenger you know there's a lot of skilled players if you're 01:35:57.460 --> 01:36:01.780 and browns a lot of bad players. But if you're in a rank, a lot of the players in that rank 01:36:01.780 --> 01:36:05.540 are within the same realm of skill in that rank. 01:36:05.540 --> 01:36:12.980 Do you want to hear the crazy truth? League of Legends skill caps at gold 2.36 LP. And 01:36:12.980 --> 01:36:19.860 everything after gold 2.36 LP is literally just luck and lucky accounts like Winchix 01:36:19.860 --> 01:36:25.220 and all that, that determines if you go past there in a challenger. There's no actual difference 01:36:25.220 --> 01:36:29.820 between a gold one player and a challenger player, except how many games you Q and how lucky you got. 01:36:32.900 --> 01:36:33.500 Really? 01:36:38.580 --> 01:36:42.580 A team of one check on Twitter once wrote that, so ever since then I've like 01:36:45.020 --> 01:36:46.220 I've learned about the truth. 01:36:46.220 --> 01:36:48.900 I think you might have just been on bath salts, because that doesn't even make sense. 01:36:48.900 --> 01:36:58.900 I think like if you get a diamond lobby all the players are within the same realm of skill 01:36:58.900 --> 01:37:01.560 To get a plat lobby all the players are within the same round 01:37:01.560 --> 01:37:03.560 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 01:37:23.560 --> 01:37:25.560 So what is full mute? I've never even seen that one. 01:37:25.560 --> 01:37:29.560 Full mute? Or it mutes the panes too. 01:37:29.560 --> 01:37:32.560 Yep, everything. So now I'm like in my own world. 01:37:36.560 --> 01:37:39.560 You know what song we need Jinx here right now? Honestly. 01:37:42.560 --> 01:37:44.560 Are you ready for it? 01:37:44.560 --> 01:37:47.560 This song might bring back some memories. Are you ready for it? 01:37:50.560 --> 01:37:51.560 Jinxie. 01:37:51.560 --> 01:37:52.560 Yep, I'm ready. 01:37:56.560 --> 01:37:58.560 Damn, Ash is dead here. 01:37:59.560 --> 01:38:19.720 I've ever played Facebook games before? 01:38:19.720 --> 01:38:22.240 When I was like 8 I think. 01:38:22.240 --> 01:38:24.480 I've ever played Robot Unicorn Attack? 01:38:24.480 --> 01:38:27.920 No, I can't say I've played that one. 01:38:27.920 --> 01:38:37.920 When it's cold outside, there will be you in vain. 01:38:37.920 --> 01:38:42.920 Come on on to the night. 01:38:42.920 --> 01:38:46.920 All right, James, I'm on Tilted now. 01:38:46.920 --> 01:38:47.920 Now we're good. 01:38:47.920 --> 01:38:48.920 You're on Tilted? 01:38:48.920 --> 01:38:49.920 Good shit. 01:38:49.920 --> 01:38:50.920 Good shit, bro. 01:38:50.920 --> 01:38:51.920 Good job. 01:38:51.920 --> 01:38:52.920 That's what I mean. 01:38:52.920 --> 01:38:53.920 Proud of you, bro. 01:38:53.920 --> 01:39:09.400 bro you're gonna get challenges today bro I'll hey I'll actually sit here all 01:39:09.400 --> 01:39:17.240 day all right yep we got this I'm telling you I'm not doing anything until 01:39:17.240 --> 01:39:26.400 your childhood but I got to know it's a freebie here we're gonna get one crazy 01:39:26.400 --> 01:39:30.880 fight where I'm gonna get a quadra kill and then we're gonna go fucking insane 01:39:47.240 --> 01:39:54.240 All right, let's get down now, Jensie. 01:39:54.240 --> 01:40:03.680 Is everything okay, Jontes? 01:40:03.680 --> 01:40:10.680 I'm trying not to think about the things that are making it not okay right now. 01:40:10.680 --> 01:40:15.920 Does that make sense? 01:40:15.920 --> 01:40:16.420 Yep. 01:40:19.260 --> 01:40:22.260 Just think about how you're gonna be challenged, bro, and happiness. 01:40:23.060 --> 01:40:24.060 Alright, let's do it then. 01:40:29.400 --> 01:40:31.160 Hey, Dunk Ducks, can you pause it for a moment? 01:40:32.720 --> 01:40:33.220 Yep. 01:40:34.040 --> 01:40:34.540 So... 01:40:35.660 --> 01:40:37.960 I just wanna say, bro, that... 01:40:38.420 --> 01:40:39.200 I've been... 01:40:45.920 --> 01:40:58.220 Okay, I just want to say that I've been admired by your journey in League and I've been inspired 01:40:58.220 --> 01:41:03.520 by it bro and I've learned so much watching you and you're a great jungler. 01:41:03.520 --> 01:41:11.520 Nice, there we go, there we go, there we go baby! 01:41:11.520 --> 01:41:14.960 Jamesy, do you want to hear something I told everyone earlier? 01:41:14.960 --> 01:41:15.960 What? 01:41:15.960 --> 01:41:22.200 So, you know how sometimes you're going to have a situation where like men want to become 01:41:22.200 --> 01:41:24.600 better men when they become fathers? 01:41:24.600 --> 01:41:25.600 Yes. 01:41:25.600 --> 01:41:26.600 Yep, that's common. 01:41:26.600 --> 01:41:33.520 But if I told you that I felt the same when you became my student, it's like seeing your 01:41:33.520 --> 01:41:39.360 eyes light up as you learn the game, as you experience it for the first time. 01:41:39.360 --> 01:41:44.800 It makes me want to be a better man so I could show you even better things, even more high 01:41:44.800 --> 01:41:47.440 plays, make you improve even more. 01:41:47.440 --> 01:41:48.600 Do you know what I mean? 01:41:48.600 --> 01:41:51.440 And it makes you want to be better at League, right? 01:41:51.440 --> 01:41:55.760 Yep, because it's like I want to get that light in my eyes too. 01:41:55.760 --> 01:41:59.840 Like I want to sit there and I want to say I'm ranked 10, I'm ranked 9, 8. 01:41:59.840 --> 01:42:02.560 I want to sit there and I want to fucking dominate. 01:42:02.560 --> 01:42:06.480 And the same way that you're doing that in bronze, do you know what I mean? 01:42:06.480 --> 01:42:09.560 So I'm kind of like your son in a way. 01:42:09.560 --> 01:42:13.240 Yes, that's pretty wholesome, bro. 01:42:13.240 --> 01:42:17.200 Yeah, no, like, like I said, bro, 01:42:17.200 --> 01:42:19.340 you like challenger, no challenger, man. 01:42:21.000 --> 01:42:22.600 If I never played League with you, man, 01:42:22.600 --> 01:42:23.600 I would have just quit the game 01:42:23.600 --> 01:42:24.960 in the first like three or four days. 01:42:24.960 --> 01:42:26.560 And that is a fact, bro. 01:42:26.560 --> 01:42:29.640 You may be like, yes, bro, you may be really fun for me. 01:42:31.240 --> 01:42:34.240 So, you know, just know that like, 01:42:34.240 --> 01:42:36.960 When you get challenger, I'll be by your side. 01:42:36.960 --> 01:42:40.280 If you don't get challenger, I'll be by your side, too. 01:42:40.280 --> 01:42:41.760 There's no pressure, bro. 01:42:41.760 --> 01:42:44.760 Seriously. 01:42:44.760 --> 01:42:45.440 Just have fun. 01:42:45.440 --> 01:42:46.440 No. 01:42:46.440 --> 01:42:49.000 I just want to see you have fun, you know? 01:42:49.000 --> 01:42:50.200 Yeah, now I got you. 01:42:50.200 --> 01:42:51.960 And we're going to now. 01:42:51.960 --> 01:42:53.280 Yeah. 01:42:53.280 --> 01:42:55.720 I don't want you to be putting death threats 01:42:55.720 --> 01:42:56.840 on your top laner. 01:42:56.840 --> 01:42:58.760 You know what I mean, bro? 01:42:58.760 --> 01:43:00.120 OK, then let me teach you something. 01:43:00.120 --> 01:43:02.360 So you see how I have vision of this, Doug? 01:43:02.360 --> 01:43:03.840 Yeah. 01:43:03.840 --> 01:43:08.080 Did you set up? 01:43:08.080 --> 01:43:09.000 Yeah, that's pretty cool. 01:43:09.000 --> 01:43:12.440 Like with you, you can go through shit with your Q. 01:43:12.440 --> 01:43:13.840 Yeah, exactly. 01:43:13.840 --> 01:43:15.240 So that's why I now listen, Jamesy. 01:43:15.240 --> 01:43:17.280 We're in a spot where we can actually win this shit. 01:43:17.280 --> 01:43:18.600 Do you agree or do disagree? 01:43:18.600 --> 01:43:19.400 I agree. 01:43:19.400 --> 01:43:22.800 I think it's not great, but it's winnable. 01:43:22.800 --> 01:43:27.240 I would say there's like a 35% chance. 01:43:27.240 --> 01:43:28.560 It's very winnable. 01:43:28.560 --> 01:43:30.680 Like I think you guys win this one out of every three times. 01:43:32.360 --> 01:43:38.040 I would have grew with you under normal circumstances, but I'm not fucking normal, bro 01:43:38.040 --> 01:43:45.520 So I think Brad like a 55% chance. That's what I like to hear. Oh, that's what I want to hear now fucking in the ass 01:43:45.520 --> 01:43:46.600 Don says 01:43:46.600 --> 01:43:48.600 All right, check this out. Oh 01:43:49.200 --> 01:43:52.880 Yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, that's my coach man 01:43:55.320 --> 01:43:57.320 So 01:43:57.320 --> 01:44:00.320 You saw how I held on to my Q, right? 01:44:00.320 --> 01:44:05.320 Yes, you waited until you knew he would escape and then you cued with him so he couldn't get away from you. 01:44:05.320 --> 01:44:06.320 Exactly. 01:44:06.320 --> 01:44:07.320 That's smart. 01:44:07.320 --> 01:44:10.320 If somebody flashes while you Q, you just attach that like glue and stuff. 01:44:10.320 --> 01:44:11.320 It's like Warwick. 01:44:11.320 --> 01:44:13.320 It's like Warwick when you hold Q. 01:44:13.320 --> 01:44:14.320 Yes. 01:44:14.320 --> 01:44:16.320 Well played, bro. 01:44:16.320 --> 01:44:18.320 It's got this shit the fuck down there. 01:44:18.320 --> 01:44:22.320 No, when you say hold Q with Yi, you don't mean physically hold Q. 01:44:22.320 --> 01:44:24.320 You just mean like you're saving your Q? 01:44:24.320 --> 01:44:28.320 Well, I'm saying that pressing Q on Mastery is like holding Q on Warwick. 01:44:28.320 --> 01:44:29.320 Yes. 01:44:32.320 --> 01:44:33.320 Okay. 01:44:33.320 --> 01:44:36.320 We can generally win this ship, by the way. Like, it's actually a freebie. 01:44:36.320 --> 01:44:38.320 All we need is to get those Gwynsus. 01:44:38.320 --> 01:44:40.320 Yeah, that shit's like something untrouble. 01:44:40.320 --> 01:44:42.320 If they get Dragon, does it matter that much? 01:44:42.320 --> 01:44:44.320 Uh, this game, no. 01:44:44.320 --> 01:44:47.320 Because the thing is that the Dragon that they would get is called Infernal, 01:44:47.320 --> 01:44:51.320 which makes it sort of your first ability after like, I think, 8 seconds or something, is it right? 01:44:51.320 --> 01:44:53.320 Uh, it's like an 8-second cooldown. 01:44:54.320 --> 01:44:56.320 It does bonus damage, but versus the enemy... 01:44:56.320 --> 01:44:57.320 Who's not mid later? 01:44:58.320 --> 01:44:59.320 Nasus. 01:44:59.320 --> 01:45:02.320 That guy was playing against me in jungle this morning, he was terrible. 01:45:03.320 --> 01:45:06.320 Yeah, but it's a jitterbroken champ. It's a broken champ for brain dead people. 01:45:07.320 --> 01:45:09.320 Is he not supposed to be jungle though? 01:45:10.320 --> 01:45:12.320 No, he's regularly a top laner actually. 01:45:12.320 --> 01:45:13.320 What a fucking idiot. 01:45:14.320 --> 01:45:16.320 Oh my god, this looks good. This looks really good, coach. 01:45:17.320 --> 01:45:18.320 Yep. 01:45:18.320 --> 01:45:20.320 THAT'S MY FUCKING COUNTS! 01:45:21.320 --> 01:45:23.320 Bro, by the way, you're on a 4 kill streak. 01:45:24.320 --> 01:45:26.520 Take that wave. Take that wave, master. 01:45:26.520 --> 01:45:28.520 I'm the next wave too. I'm the next wave too, bro. 01:45:29.820 --> 01:45:32.620 You're on a four kill streak, coach. Proud of you, bro. 01:45:33.820 --> 01:45:35.320 Hey, don't be proud of me till I make a ton. 01:45:36.420 --> 01:45:36.920 All right. 01:45:38.720 --> 01:45:41.520 You're going to win this game solo. You're going to solo in this game, 01:45:41.520 --> 01:45:43.620 and then you're going to win your challenge against solo, 01:45:43.620 --> 01:45:45.620 and then you're going to pull out your nine inch cock. 01:45:46.520 --> 01:45:48.720 Then I'm going to start fucking my plushies with it. 01:45:51.020 --> 01:45:52.420 Yeah, if that's what you want to do. 01:45:52.420 --> 01:45:55.060 Look and then I'll take the next wave too. 01:45:55.060 --> 01:45:56.060 Motherfuck not. 01:45:56.060 --> 01:45:58.580 I mean you are the way of the kill. 01:45:58.580 --> 01:46:00.140 You are the way of the kill. 01:46:00.140 --> 01:46:01.140 Yup. 01:46:01.140 --> 01:46:04.980 Love that you practiced what you preach. 01:46:04.980 --> 01:46:05.980 Love it. 01:46:05.980 --> 01:46:06.980 You're not a capper. 01:46:06.980 --> 01:46:07.980 Just gonna watch this. 01:46:07.980 --> 01:46:08.980 I'm gonna wait here. 01:46:08.980 --> 01:46:12.980 So now what we can do is we're gonna reset. 01:46:12.980 --> 01:46:13.980 Okay. 01:46:13.980 --> 01:46:17.940 So we get our Gwyn's who's down. 01:46:17.940 --> 01:46:20.020 I'm gonna go Dots on this game. 01:46:20.020 --> 01:46:21.020 I need armor. 01:46:21.020 --> 01:46:24.780 Don says this is looking like a solo carry, that's all I'm saying. 01:46:24.780 --> 01:46:25.780 It is isn't it? 01:46:25.780 --> 01:46:26.780 But look at this. 01:46:26.780 --> 01:46:30.460 Jinxie, you want to know what I see when I press stop? 01:46:30.460 --> 01:46:32.500 Just four idiots and then you? 01:46:32.500 --> 01:46:33.500 No. 01:46:33.500 --> 01:46:37.020 I see a fucking beautiful story waiting to be written. 01:46:37.020 --> 01:46:38.020 True. 01:46:38.020 --> 01:46:42.980 Wait, why are they voting to surrender? 01:46:42.980 --> 01:46:43.980 Does that have cancer? 01:46:43.980 --> 01:46:45.500 But this is like whenable. 01:46:45.500 --> 01:46:48.820 Yeah, but they have cancer. 01:46:48.820 --> 01:46:54.220 We're one of league. 01:46:54.220 --> 01:46:57.540 Your teammates will always do their best to make you miserable and if that means trying 01:46:57.540 --> 01:47:05.420 to surrender when they're inting, then they'll do it. 01:47:05.420 --> 01:47:07.260 Got it. 01:47:07.260 --> 01:47:15.140 Yeah, I noticed that it's always the people that are playing the worst out of the fastest 01:47:15.140 --> 01:47:44.120 to surrender. I mean, James, I'm telling you, if I can finish this 01:47:44.120 --> 01:47:46.000 I decided I could actually carry this game. 01:47:46.000 --> 01:47:47.640 That's dance? 01:47:47.640 --> 01:47:49.040 Yep. 01:47:49.040 --> 01:47:52.000 This Jarvan's dead on my screen. 01:47:52.000 --> 01:47:54.600 This Jarvan's dead on my... 01:47:54.600 --> 01:47:59.880 One misfortune needs to get shot in the head. 01:47:59.880 --> 01:48:04.880 This Jarvan's dead on my... 01:48:04.880 --> 01:48:07.000 Wow. 01:48:07.000 --> 01:48:09.960 Okay. 01:48:09.960 --> 01:48:15.960 His fortune is two and eight, alright. 01:48:15.960 --> 01:48:21.320 Darth Maul when you press this tab, Maul, right. 01:48:21.320 --> 01:48:24.000 Darth Maul, right. 01:48:24.000 --> 01:48:26.080 Sometimes you just gotta rip a Maul, right. 01:48:26.080 --> 01:48:31.760 Bro, you're down 12 kills, two dragons, but I swear this is wonderful, I swear it is. 01:48:31.760 --> 01:48:34.960 Well, we're not down 12 kills, I'm up one kill. 01:48:34.960 --> 01:48:38.680 My team is irrelevant, they're a bunch of NPCs, I'm gonna fuck if they're head or behind. 01:48:38.680 --> 01:48:41.240 But you know what it's like bro. It's like the um 01:48:41.680 --> 01:48:47.120 You know an anime when there's like a main character then there's the background NPCs that are like you shouldn't do that 01:48:47.120 --> 01:48:53.200 It's too scary. Those are your teammates. They're just for literal background fucking NPCs in the fucking meaningless 01:48:53.640 --> 01:48:55.640 You two make a fucking pointless 01:48:56.040 --> 01:49:00.120 It's like I'm Sun Jin Bu and they're the spawns. Yes 01:49:00.760 --> 01:49:05.760 The people in the background are going around spawns do my bidding fucking slaves now 01:49:08.680 --> 01:49:10.360 You see that, Jinxie? 01:49:10.360 --> 01:49:12.300 We ordered them around. 01:49:12.300 --> 01:49:12.800 Boom. 01:49:18.040 --> 01:49:20.120 Look, follow me here now. 01:49:20.120 --> 01:49:21.800 Your presence is commanded. 01:49:21.800 --> 01:49:23.040 OK, are you ready? 01:49:23.040 --> 01:49:26.040 Yeah. 01:49:26.040 --> 01:49:27.840 This Jarvan's not on my screen. 01:49:27.840 --> 01:49:29.320 Never mind ASL. 01:49:29.320 --> 01:49:30.480 He's so much out, never mind. 01:49:33.800 --> 01:49:36.960 Why is my midlaner dead? 01:49:36.960 --> 01:49:37.520 I don't know. 01:49:38.680 --> 01:49:51.880 Sir, I don't actually know why your mid lane is dead. 01:49:51.880 --> 01:49:54.440 But I do know you're going to hit challenger tonight. 01:49:54.440 --> 01:49:57.520 Who knows what it will be, but it's going to happen. 01:49:57.520 --> 01:50:02.560 Okay, we got this in the bag though. 01:50:02.560 --> 01:50:06.280 As long as you just keep a cool head, I think you'll get challenger tonight. 01:50:06.280 --> 01:50:10.280 Because eventually you're going to get good teammates, right? 01:50:10.280 --> 01:50:11.280 That's how it works, right? 01:50:11.280 --> 01:50:14.280 Yeah, but that's what I'm trying to say. 01:50:14.280 --> 01:50:18.280 It's like having a husband that's abusive and he beats this kid off the time. 01:50:18.280 --> 01:50:21.280 It's like, well, maybe one day he's actually going to give a shit about the kid. 01:50:21.280 --> 01:50:23.280 Yeah, when he feels like it. 01:50:23.280 --> 01:50:27.280 But I just feel like eventually, if you get bad teammates, 01:50:27.280 --> 01:50:30.280 eventually the other team has to have bad teammates. 01:50:30.280 --> 01:50:32.280 It can't be a game. 01:50:32.280 --> 01:50:34.280 Yeah, well, you'd think so. 01:50:34.280 --> 01:50:36.280 In practice, it doesn't feel that way. 01:50:39.280 --> 01:50:43.280 It's like when I press top and I look at the enemy team, I ask myself, who's the end thing we taught on that team? 01:50:43.280 --> 01:50:44.280 And I don't find one. 01:50:44.280 --> 01:50:48.280 But then when I press top and I look at my team, it's like, holy fuck. 01:50:48.280 --> 01:50:51.280 How many picks can we even choose, you know what I mean? 01:50:55.280 --> 01:50:58.280 You said to R away, that's got to be the worst feeling ever. 01:50:59.280 --> 01:51:03.280 Yeah, but it's okay. There's probably not a fight that's going to break out in time soon. 01:51:04.280 --> 01:51:18.000 I'm just leaving them alone, they can southern dude whatever the fuck they want they're worthless. 01:51:18.000 --> 01:51:23.920 Let's go summons, fight summons, get gold for yourself. 01:51:23.920 --> 01:51:25.920 The main character will farm bot. 01:51:33.680 --> 01:51:35.720 Alright, so now we get our death sands. 01:51:35.720 --> 01:51:37.400 I'm actually strong enough by the way. 01:51:39.640 --> 01:51:42.240 Yeah, your item is complete, that's good. 01:51:42.240 --> 01:51:43.080 Yep. 01:51:48.280 --> 01:51:49.440 It's not over, man. 01:51:49.440 --> 01:51:50.760 It's not over. 01:51:50.760 --> 01:51:52.560 It's not over until a fat lady sings, 01:51:52.560 --> 01:51:59.560 and i don't hear this misfortunes mother singing yet 01:52:02.260 --> 01:52:05.900 i swear eighty c's in more than any other role 01:52:05.900 --> 01:52:09.640 that's what i think it's a tough 01:52:09.640 --> 01:52:11.640 i think it's just eighty c bro 01:52:11.640 --> 01:52:15.900 the amount of times i've seen like a one in ten eighty c is just insane 01:52:15.900 --> 01:52:19.040 every time i have a dairies player i like this morning i want to like put my 01:52:19.040 --> 01:52:21.000 hands on my dairies player 01:52:21.000 --> 01:52:28.000 every time I have a Darius player, I can't even remember the one time they've won a lane, they're all just like 55 IQ idiots 01:52:28.000 --> 01:52:30.760 I've never had a Darius win top in my whole life 01:52:30.760 --> 01:52:33.320 fucking hate Darius players 01:52:33.320 --> 01:52:36.880 they're all literally just lobotomites 01:52:36.880 --> 01:52:38.040 I'm not kidding 01:52:38.040 --> 01:52:44.280 this morning I got like I had a Darius who had 12k damage and like a one hour game 01:52:44.280 --> 01:52:45.400 Jesus 01:52:45.400 --> 01:52:50.520 he was like one in seven like eleven minutes in I wanted to and then he was blaming me for not ganking 01:52:50.520 --> 01:52:54.040 when he was just overextending 01:52:54.040 --> 01:52:55.640 he would just tower dive like under the head 01:52:55.640 --> 01:52:58.320 I can't go in and tell him off I'd use this as ult, so I need my 01:52:58.320 --> 01:53:03.680 disgusting hwalks actually so they're inducing 01:53:03.680 --> 01:53:06.280 this looks like a free kill here 01:53:06.280 --> 01:53:10.320 this could be decent 01:53:10.320 --> 01:53:11.480 that's another kill 01:53:11.480 --> 01:53:12.860 oh my god 01:53:12.860 --> 01:53:14.920 that's another kill 01:53:14.920 --> 01:53:16.200 that's another kill 01:53:16.200 --> 01:53:18.120 oh my god 01:53:18.120 --> 01:53:20.120 you're actually the greatest 01:53:20.120 --> 01:53:22.120 Dude, you're the fucking GOAT! 01:53:22.920 --> 01:53:24.420 OH MY GOD! 01:53:25.020 --> 01:53:27.180 I probably could have saw a marn if I was to save Smidon on me. 01:53:27.420 --> 01:53:28.620 I could have played a better. 01:53:31.220 --> 01:53:32.820 But you got four kills, Dantez. 01:53:33.420 --> 01:53:34.620 Yeah, but I could have gotten marn. 01:53:38.620 --> 01:53:39.720 I'm proud of how you played. 01:53:40.220 --> 01:53:40.720 It's okay. 01:53:40.920 --> 01:53:41.420 Try it. 01:53:42.020 --> 01:53:42.520 We got it. 01:53:45.620 --> 01:53:47.620 That was huge, by the way, oh my god. 01:53:50.120 --> 01:54:02.120 Okay, so now we're good. 01:54:02.120 --> 01:54:13.800 So now what we do is we get our hex plate and then afterwards I'll probably buy, I think 01:54:13.800 --> 01:54:15.800 our denigral looks good here. 01:54:15.800 --> 01:54:20.080 Bro, don't that's, I just want to say, if I have a feeling you're going to buy it, I 01:54:20.080 --> 01:54:23.540 to drop 25 this game. It just feels like one of those fucking games, bro. 01:54:23.540 --> 01:54:30.220 Not gonna lie, I might start with you. You're 8 and 3, you're kind of fed and 01:54:30.220 --> 01:54:36.020 you're like really scaling now. Yep. You just need your piece of shit team to 01:54:36.020 --> 01:54:40.220 just like die for you, right? Then you're good. Yeah, exactly, exactly. It's like 01:54:40.220 --> 01:54:43.380 right now and you just shop explosives to them and then just like summon them into 01:54:43.380 --> 01:54:49.340 battle and then I'll sit there and I'll do the rest. You just like need them to 01:54:49.340 --> 01:54:54.660 be willing to die and then you could maybe get a fucking pent up this dragon 01:54:54.660 --> 01:54:56.340 is not my soul. 01:54:56.340 --> 01:55:00.060 how am I my piece of shit H-hawks just needs to go in first slot I don't have to like tank 01:55:00.060 --> 01:55:01.060 him off right alt. 01:55:01.060 --> 01:55:03.060 I need to wait. 01:55:03.060 --> 01:55:18.060 not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad don't test. 01:55:18.060 --> 01:55:25.060 Not bad, Dante! 01:55:25.060 --> 01:55:28.060 Oh my god! 01:55:28.060 --> 01:55:31.060 Get that fucking dragon you deserve, baby. 01:55:31.060 --> 01:55:32.060 Let's go! 01:55:32.060 --> 01:55:34.060 You're unstoppable. 01:55:34.060 --> 01:55:35.060 You can't die. 01:55:35.060 --> 01:55:36.060 Dante, listen. 01:55:36.060 --> 01:55:37.060 You cannot give him a shutdown. 01:55:37.060 --> 01:55:38.060 Do you understand? 01:55:38.060 --> 01:55:39.060 You can't die. 01:55:39.060 --> 01:55:40.060 If you die, the game dies. 01:55:40.060 --> 01:55:41.060 Do you understand? 01:55:41.060 --> 01:55:42.060 I do. 01:55:42.060 --> 01:55:46.580 Can't see what if I told you it's us against the world, but it doesn't look like the world 01:55:46.580 --> 01:55:49.540 stands a fucking chance. 01:55:49.540 --> 01:55:54.940 Or Dottes, you are the whole team, you can't die, play extra smart, okay? 01:55:54.940 --> 01:55:59.420 Don't overheat, you got this baby. 01:55:59.420 --> 01:56:02.980 I'm actually legitimately so proud of you, bro. 01:56:02.980 --> 01:56:06.900 Your team entered the fuck out of you and you still found a way to solo win. 01:56:06.900 --> 01:56:11.180 After inting early too, I was fucking running it, but then it's like you talked some sense 01:56:11.180 --> 01:56:18.020 into me and now we're getting it done yeah but literally thousands of people 01:56:18.020 --> 01:56:24.580 yes you watch this watch watch we got a steal again I wasn't about to I did I 01:56:24.580 --> 01:56:29.420 fucking smite that shit from he can suck my dick oh you smite it yeah I mean I 01:56:29.420 --> 01:56:35.540 mean like it's kind of deserved though no you're the only win condition yeah 01:56:35.540 --> 01:56:39.100 he owes it to me well I think everyone on your team should just bend over and 01:56:39.100 --> 01:56:42.500 take backshots for the remainder of the game whenever you want backshots because 01:56:42.500 --> 01:56:47.620 you're literally the whole team you win or lose your team the game sold up if you 01:56:47.620 --> 01:56:54.900 leave for a minute it's over yep it's not a question is I want to get guardian 01:56:54.900 --> 01:56:59.020 angel or would I rather get Randuans 01:57:02.820 --> 01:57:06.220 I think guardian angels kind of mid bro I feel like if you get revived you just 01:57:06.220 --> 01:57:12.220 And the thing is too that there are only damages to Sushin, because like this guy is tanky tanky tanky, right, whatever. 01:57:12.220 --> 01:57:15.220 So if I get random ones, it really makes it impossible for them to function. 01:57:15.220 --> 01:57:17.220 Smart. 01:57:17.220 --> 01:57:18.220 Alright. 01:57:18.220 --> 01:57:23.220 Like if I was Sushin and I pressed happen, this is the enemy masteries build, I really want to put a bullet in my mouth. 01:57:23.220 --> 01:57:24.220 Yeah. 01:57:24.220 --> 01:57:28.220 You have Guino and Death's Dance too. 01:57:28.220 --> 01:57:30.220 Yep. 01:57:30.220 --> 01:57:32.220 to 01:57:38.140 --> 01:57:41.340 You see your idiot teens to commit when you commit and you got it 01:57:56.780 --> 01:57:59.160 You're the fucking oh my 01:58:00.220 --> 01:58:03.620 You're the fucking go your get your pent up 01:58:16.940 --> 01:58:18.940 Don't sense 01:58:20.140 --> 01:58:26.700 You just solo one year came I've never even seen that your whole team is negative 01:58:27.620 --> 01:58:29.620 Yeah 01:58:29.620 --> 01:58:34.820 You deserve challenger right now. Please be double up here something please 01:58:36.100 --> 01:58:38.580 Double up here something bro jinx 01:58:41.620 --> 01:58:44.380 That was actually crazy brothers actually crazy 01:58:46.020 --> 01:58:50.340 What is double OP what did you make out Phil? I know won't be won't be it's impossible 01:58:52.060 --> 01:58:57.800 Cuz I got a double up here recently bro 14 and 3 look at this look at this 3 and 4 top lane 01:58:57.800 --> 01:59:04.800 2 and 7 mid, 5 and 9 MF. Oh my god. Bro, don't say it, I'm proud of you, bro. 01:59:04.800 --> 01:59:07.800 One off-chow. I'm gonna go pee, bro. That was disgusting. 01:59:07.800 --> 01:59:12.800 Check. That was actually gross. Don't say it, turn it up! 01:59:12.800 --> 01:59:15.800 Where are my cut-outs, what'd you say? 01:59:15.800 --> 01:59:18.800 Jinxie? 01:59:18.800 --> 01:59:21.800 Wait, Jinxie. 01:59:21.800 --> 01:59:24.800 Hello? 01:59:24.800 --> 01:59:26.800 Was he here wait? 01:59:29.040 --> 01:59:32.140 Though he said turn him in and by cut out is he good 01:59:37.640 --> 01:59:39.640 Wait what the fuck wait, let's see 01:59:47.220 --> 01:59:49.220 Where you're my cut out what you say 01:59:49.220 --> 02:00:00.580 I'm going to be honest with you, you want to know the funniest part about this challenge 02:00:00.580 --> 02:00:04.060 or climate is more than anything else. 02:00:04.060 --> 02:00:08.060 It's the fact that for years everyone's been telling me you're a Hecarim one trick, you 02:00:08.060 --> 02:00:12.660 can only play Hecarim, you're not going to do anything besides Hecarim this style, whatever. 02:00:12.660 --> 02:00:16.980 And the funniest thing about it is that right now out of all the champions I'm playing, 02:00:16.980 --> 02:00:24.500 is literally like my lowest win rate. Like when I get Master Yi, it literally feels like God 02:00:24.500 --> 02:00:30.740 himself could take over the consciousness of the enemy team and I would still be able to win. 02:00:30.740 --> 02:00:36.340 Do you know what I mean? Like it literally feels like when I'm on Yi. Like this is this is 02:00:36.340 --> 02:00:41.940 unironically unironically how like one punch man probably felt in the first two seasons 02:00:41.940 --> 02:00:46.260 before they butchered the entire anime in the third season. Do you know what I mean? 02:00:46.260 --> 02:00:53.540 Like, this is unironically dude, like, we're achieving power levels that nobody ever thought even possible. 02:00:56.020 --> 02:00:58.500 Like, this is actually fucking crazy, dude. 02:00:59.060 --> 02:00:59.940 Look at this shit. 02:01:00.820 --> 02:01:04.660 Master Yi win rate, 71! 02:01:04.900 --> 02:01:07.700 Over 41 games! 02:01:09.140 --> 02:01:11.620 It's literally like Thanos! 02:01:11.940 --> 02:01:13.300 Thanos snapping. 02:01:13.460 --> 02:01:15.460 Everyone dead instantly. 02:01:16.260 --> 02:01:23.260 Like it's actually insane bro. 02:01:23.260 --> 02:01:24.260 Shit's okay. 02:01:24.260 --> 02:01:25.260 That's a fucking world. 02:01:25.260 --> 02:01:26.260 That's it. 02:01:26.260 --> 02:01:27.260 Jinxie. 02:01:27.260 --> 02:01:28.260 I'm back bro. 02:01:28.260 --> 02:01:29.260 Sorry I went to go pee. 02:01:29.260 --> 02:01:30.260 I can see. 02:01:30.260 --> 02:01:31.260 What if I told you? 02:01:31.260 --> 02:01:32.260 Yes. 02:01:32.260 --> 02:01:35.500 I knew Robbie is about to be found baby. 02:01:35.500 --> 02:01:38.260 I think the people want a speech. 02:01:38.260 --> 02:01:41.260 That's it. 02:01:41.260 --> 02:01:45.340 Actually, you've been one off challenger three times. 02:01:45.340 --> 02:01:48.220 You've given a speech three times and it hasn't worked once. 02:01:48.220 --> 02:01:50.300 Maybe you just go in and let your fucking nuts hang. 02:01:50.300 --> 02:01:51.300 I don't know. 02:01:51.300 --> 02:01:52.300 I don't know. 02:01:52.300 --> 02:01:53.300 I don't know. 02:01:53.300 --> 02:01:56.700 Do you know what I think it's time for? 02:01:56.700 --> 02:01:57.700 Talk to me, bro. 02:01:57.700 --> 02:01:58.700 Wait a minute, one second. 02:01:58.700 --> 02:01:59.700 What's wrong? 02:01:59.700 --> 02:02:00.700 Wait. 02:02:00.700 --> 02:02:01.700 Is everything okay? 02:02:01.700 --> 02:02:02.700 Yeah, wait, wait. 02:02:02.700 --> 02:02:17.220 wait is everything okay yeah okay I don't know about myself long okay 02:02:17.220 --> 02:02:22.300 Jinx see what if I told you now I think it's time to let the gameplay do the 02:02:22.300 --> 02:02:29.940 fucking talking for us do you know what I mean yes I also like let me know what 02:02:29.940 --> 02:02:36.300 you think but it could be for your last game it could be coached on test student on test 02:02:36.300 --> 02:02:39.980 I really think you prime out whenever that happens you've only really lost when your 02:02:39.980 --> 02:02:42.820 team fucking four man into it. 02:02:42.820 --> 02:02:47.260 Yeah, but the problem with this game is Jinxie look at this shit. 02:02:47.260 --> 02:02:54.300 You got these like it's these fucking pieces of shit Jinxie I swear bro every time I am 02:02:54.300 --> 02:02:59.820 one went away these cock suckers bad my fucking ye do you know what I mean bro 02:02:59.820 --> 02:03:04.820 it's like why like why you trade and pick later or no I mean yeah well so I'm 02:03:04.820 --> 02:03:12.820 gonna do all right so I can't go down in this game 02:03:14.020 --> 02:03:18.460 at least he traded with you all right so you have fifth pick this is the 02:03:18.460 --> 02:03:27.940 challenge again chat type of I was here in the chat so what's wrong talk to me 02:03:27.940 --> 02:03:33.940 what's going on what's wrong right now jinx is that I'm trying to think of what 02:03:33.940 --> 02:03:38.620 we play here trying to think every other time we've been one way from 02:03:38.620 --> 02:03:44.060 challenge our blend heckram and we've lost so it makes me wonder that's not 02:03:44.060 --> 02:03:53.980 true yes it is sure sorry okay Jinx I'm gonna walk in a champion I've never seen 02:03:53.980 --> 02:04:09.420 before sure the fucking Zayhan Zayhan is he a jungler what does he do a fucking 02:04:09.420 --> 02:04:18.220 Chad and he fucks shit the fuck up. Do you know what I mean? What does he do? 02:04:18.220 --> 02:04:24.020 What does they handle so zone as a champion so the longer you fight the longer you fight 02:04:24.300 --> 02:04:28.460 The more attack damage you gain to a point where you can they have 600 attack damage 02:04:28.460 --> 02:04:36.080 And if you fight long enough you can literally revive and you literally go nuclear like you fucking kill everyone 02:04:36.080 --> 02:04:42.700 You literally feel like a mass murderer when you lock this shit in. Do you understand me? 02:04:43.400 --> 02:04:45.400 Yes, so he's like 02:04:45.860 --> 02:04:48.900 He's like Superman when he's fighting her. J-S-I-N-E! 02:04:50.940 --> 02:04:53.720 What if I told you that the same cocksucker 02:04:54.720 --> 02:04:59.240 Motherfucker piece of shit bastard that sniped me earlier and 02:04:59.240 --> 02:05:06.240 and Blot and Band Hecarim and Yi and was spam typing to me all game, the enemy Cassanti from the first game 02:05:06.240 --> 02:05:08.240 is the enemy top laner of this game too. 02:05:08.240 --> 02:05:13.240 What if I told you this disgusting reject has such little things going on in his life 02:05:13.240 --> 02:05:16.240 that he's unironically just queuing up to queue snipe me. 02:05:16.240 --> 02:05:17.240 I'm not even kidding by the way. 02:05:17.240 --> 02:05:20.240 But Dumpfist, it doesn't even really matter bro, right? 02:05:20.240 --> 02:05:21.240 Maybe it has spawns. 02:05:21.240 --> 02:05:25.240 Yo, yo, yo, yo, Sylas, Sylas, Sylas, Sylas, Sylas, Sylas. 02:05:25.240 --> 02:05:28.240 If your life is really that worthless then maybe it's not even worth living anymore. 02:05:28.240 --> 02:05:31.680 You know what I mean bro? Like I know the rope and chair has been calling for a couple years now 02:05:31.680 --> 02:05:35.720 It might be time to pick up the phone end game obviously. Are you sure you're gonna get it down now? 02:05:37.040 --> 02:05:40.660 So it's Michelle on the other team that was the guy that sniped you earlier, right? 02:05:40.660 --> 02:05:45.820 And was typing and then he literally waited out of queue for 40 minutes like a cure ban you and snipe me again 02:05:48.800 --> 02:05:52.800 But Dante's this all just makes for a sweet revenge story. Do you know what I mean? 02:05:53.160 --> 02:05:56.400 I'm not sure bro. I don't like don't let this guy in your head 02:05:56.400 --> 02:06:00.400 Bro, this guy has nothing going for him. He's doing this on a Thursday, by the way. 02:06:00.400 --> 02:06:10.400 Almost a bigger revenge story than when his father's high school bully fucked his dad's wife and then made it. 02:06:10.400 --> 02:06:18.400 Said now he was born by his non-biological father and as a result was neglected for the first 15 years of his life 02:06:18.400 --> 02:06:21.400 until he eventually rekindled things with his original father. 02:06:21.400 --> 02:06:27.960 And then when he did he actually realized that his father was only reconnecting with him so he could see all his money 02:06:27.960 --> 02:06:32.120 So he saw his money and then ever since then he's just been sitting there miserable 02:06:32.280 --> 02:06:36.640 Wondering why his life has turned out this way and Q snapping streamers to cope with the reality 02:06:37.080 --> 02:06:39.600 That's his existence is provided unto him 02:06:42.800 --> 02:06:44.960 Does that make sense yes 02:06:47.680 --> 02:06:49.680 It's reminds me of when um 02:06:51.400 --> 02:06:56.420 Of like the early days of when I would like stream siege and play ranked for 10 hours and then get like 02:06:56.720 --> 02:07:02.420 One second delay sniped by degenerates who would just sit there and queue slap and stream sniped with the same the entire time 02:07:02.960 --> 02:07:04.960 I'm getting so much installs after this 02:07:08.140 --> 02:07:11.600 Nice so now I have to invade this because the enemy pantheon 02:07:12.220 --> 02:07:15.920 Invaded my boss at early so we're gonna have to do shows are gonna have to clear a stop sign 02:07:16.280 --> 02:07:18.600 Is pantheon a mid laner or top? Oh? 02:07:18.600 --> 02:07:23.960 Oh well that's the thing, Riot decided that most champions can do anything nowadays. 02:07:23.960 --> 02:07:27.400 So if you play top lane then you can probably also mid or jungle, and like it's the same 02:07:27.400 --> 02:07:29.920 for every role. 02:07:29.920 --> 02:07:35.320 Cause like nobody wants to play jungle cause when you play jungle you get harassed because 02:07:35.320 --> 02:07:38.040 you have piece of shit that'll lose your lane solo right? 02:07:38.040 --> 02:07:45.800 So they thought that the way, there's no fucking way. 02:07:45.800 --> 02:07:47.140 I mean, this is just retarded. 02:07:51.680 --> 02:07:52.520 It's not over, bro. 02:07:52.520 --> 02:07:53.600 All right? 02:07:53.600 --> 02:07:55.440 A lot of games. 02:07:55.440 --> 02:07:57.640 I mean, there is, but it's just disgusting 02:07:57.640 --> 02:07:59.200 that it's always like when I'm literally, 02:07:59.200 --> 02:08:00.840 I'm one game away and then... 02:08:04.240 --> 02:08:06.860 Like, I'm, GenC, do you understand that being serious 02:08:06.860 --> 02:08:09.720 when I tell you that if the enemy top laner 02:08:09.720 --> 02:08:11.440 literally had to get shot in the head 02:08:11.440 --> 02:08:13.760 in front of his parents for me to never meet him 02:08:13.760 --> 02:08:14.920 in a solo queue game again, 02:08:14.920 --> 02:08:16.800 I would take that off in a heartbeat. 02:08:16.800 --> 02:08:18.040 Like, it wouldn't even be like a thing 02:08:18.040 --> 02:08:19.200 where I'd have to think about it. 02:08:19.200 --> 02:08:21.440 It would be like, yeah, like in-game. 02:08:21.440 --> 02:08:23.480 I'd be given the offer and one second later, 02:08:23.480 --> 02:08:25.640 he'd have a bullet wound literally emanating 02:08:25.640 --> 02:08:28.160 from his fucking throat and he wouldn't be able to breathe 02:08:28.160 --> 02:08:29.560 because blood would just be fucking like 02:08:29.560 --> 02:08:31.000 filling up his esophagus. 02:08:39.520 --> 02:08:40.800 I'm just so tilted. 02:08:40.800 --> 02:08:43.400 I mean, it's just such a fucking retarded game. 02:08:43.400 --> 02:08:47.680 Like, I sit there, I don't get sniped, I get four impers, I'm able to 1v9. 02:08:47.680 --> 02:08:50.600 I get sniped, they targetbound, and then they pull this bullshit. 02:08:50.600 --> 02:08:53.600 And then I have this guy typing, Dauntest, not on Hackrim. 02:09:05.600 --> 02:09:06.600 Dauntest? 02:09:10.960 --> 02:09:12.400 Just shut up and win. 02:09:13.400 --> 02:09:20.920 just shut up and win just shut up and win don't test just shut up and win 02:09:22.440 --> 02:09:29.080 excuses don't win championship be great what would faker do 02:09:30.520 --> 02:09:37.480 yes yes yes yes just shut up and f***ing win 02:09:37.480 --> 02:09:42.480 What would think I'd do? 02:09:42.480 --> 02:09:43.480 Yes! 02:09:43.480 --> 02:09:44.480 Yes! 02:09:44.480 --> 02:09:45.480 Yes! 02:09:45.480 --> 02:09:46.480 Yes! 02:09:46.480 --> 02:09:47.480 Yes! 02:09:47.480 --> 02:09:54.480 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 02:09:54.480 --> 02:10:01.480 Be honest, are all of us, we're having tort death? 02:10:01.480 --> 02:10:03.480 Yes we are. 02:10:03.480 --> 02:10:07.480 And since we're dying anyway you're saying that it's better. 02:10:07.480 --> 02:10:10.480 If we at this time fighting. 02:10:10.480 --> 02:10:12.480 I am. 02:10:12.480 --> 02:10:19.480 But wait, it will die anyway. Then who cares what we do? We could just disobey your orders. 02:10:20.480 --> 02:10:25.480 Stop complaining and murder them all! Kill every odds one! 02:10:26.480 --> 02:10:33.480 That had meaning. Every hope, dream, or moment of happiness. None of it matters as you lie bleeding out on the battlefield. 02:10:34.480 --> 02:10:38.480 None of it changes what a speeding lock does to a body. We all die. 02:10:38.480 --> 02:10:43.480 What does that mean on lives of meaningless? 02:10:43.480 --> 02:10:47.480 Does that mean that there was no point in not being born? 02:10:47.480 --> 02:10:51.480 Would you say that about slaying comrades? 02:10:51.480 --> 02:10:53.480 What about their nots? 02:10:53.480 --> 02:10:55.480 Were they meaningless? 02:10:55.480 --> 02:10:57.480 They were not! 02:10:57.480 --> 02:10:59.480 They were not! 02:10:59.480 --> 02:11:02.480 Their memory serves as an example to us all! 02:11:02.480 --> 02:11:04.480 The plague is falling. 02:11:04.480 --> 02:11:07.480 Turn the fuck up, damn it! 02:11:07.480 --> 02:11:12.560 living the views to forget them and as we rise to certain death we trust our 02:11:12.560 --> 02:11:17.400 successors to do the same for us because my soldiers do not buckle our 02:11:17.400 --> 02:11:19.480 heels 02:11:37.480 --> 02:12:06.480 Come on! Come on! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 02:12:06.480 --> 02:12:08.480 YES! 02:12:08.480 --> 02:12:10.480 YES! 02:12:10.480 --> 02:12:12.480 COME ON GOD YES! 02:12:12.480 --> 02:12:14.480 YES! 02:12:14.480 --> 02:12:16.480 YES! 02:12:16.480 --> 02:12:18.480 YES! 02:12:18.480 --> 02:12:20.480 YES! 02:12:20.480 --> 02:12:22.480 YES! 02:12:22.480 --> 02:12:24.480 YES! 02:12:24.480 --> 02:12:26.480 YES! 02:12:26.480 --> 02:12:28.480 YES! 02:12:28.480 --> 02:12:30.480 Yes! 02:12:30.480 --> 02:12:32.480 YES! 02:12:32.480 --> 02:12:34.480 YES! 02:12:34.480 --> 02:12:51.840 the first one that comes to mind the first one kids mg empty that's my favorite song 02:12:51.840 --> 02:13:03.080 I know I was saying the song, I love kids too, listen to this. 02:13:03.080 --> 02:13:15.760 This is probably my favorite song of all time. 02:13:15.760 --> 02:13:16.760 This is my hair too. 02:13:24.760 --> 02:13:27.760 Take only what you need from me. 02:13:33.760 --> 02:13:38.760 The only thing that is separating you from Challenger is you. 02:13:38.760 --> 02:13:39.760 The man in the mirror. 02:13:39.760 --> 02:13:42.760 That's the only thing stopping you from Challenger contacts. 02:13:42.760 --> 02:13:43.760 You. 02:13:43.760 --> 02:13:48.760 And let's fucking get it! 02:14:13.760 --> 02:14:25.960 Remember when he typed, remember when he typed, remember when he typed, remember when 02:14:25.960 --> 02:14:29.680 he typed, MURDER HIM! 02:14:29.680 --> 02:14:30.680 TYPE NOW! 02:14:30.680 --> 02:14:31.680 TYPE NOW! 02:14:31.680 --> 02:14:32.680 TYPE NOW BITCH! 02:14:32.680 --> 02:14:33.680 TYPE NOW! 02:14:33.680 --> 02:14:34.680 THAT'S MY GUY! 02:14:34.680 --> 02:14:35.680 THAT'S MY COACH! 02:14:35.680 --> 02:14:39.280 That's my guy! That's my coach! 02:14:39.280 --> 02:14:40.480 I talked to you, I talked to you! 02:14:47.180 --> 02:14:48.480 I always got you with motivation. 02:14:49.180 --> 02:14:52.780 The same way you were always there for me, Don Tess? 02:14:53.180 --> 02:14:54.880 I'll always be there for you, bro! 02:14:55.580 --> 02:14:58.680 The same fucking way you were always there for me! 02:14:58.880 --> 02:14:59.880 I got you! 02:15:00.580 --> 02:15:02.280 You're getting this shit now! 02:15:02.280 --> 02:15:10.280 Then let me do you proud the same way you've done me proud! 02:15:10.280 --> 02:15:14.280 Come on! You can't challenge us! 02:15:20.280 --> 02:15:23.280 That typing pussy can rest in piss! 02:16:02.280 --> 02:16:12.280 You're fucking SCALING, SOMEBODY SCALING! 02:16:12.280 --> 02:16:29.720 The water's warm, but send me he's shivered of blood. 02:16:29.720 --> 02:16:31.520 Remember when he typed? 02:16:31.520 --> 02:16:33.720 I remember all that shit he taught. 02:17:03.720 --> 02:17:10.720 yeah 02:17:22.880 --> 02:17:26.120 alright pause 02:17:26.120 --> 02:17:28.540 bro you can't fight that 02:17:28.540 --> 02:17:35.540 yeah i know that's why i said my bad 02:17:39.740 --> 02:17:42.820 check could you guys see the all chat or no 02:17:42.820 --> 02:17:44.020 oh 02:17:44.020 --> 02:17:47.200 what all chat 02:17:47.200 --> 02:17:50.280 nothing was said jing see 02:17:50.280 --> 02:17:53.480 bro i want you to get challenger so bad don't test 02:17:53.480 --> 02:17:54.120 we need to 02:17:54.120 --> 02:17:58.400 this game is winnable man like this is a close ass game for chow what's the dragon count 02:17:58.400 --> 02:18:02.480 0-1, bro, this is fucking winnable. 02:18:02.480 --> 02:18:04.480 This is fucking winnable. 02:18:04.480 --> 02:18:06.480 Oh, okay. 02:18:06.480 --> 02:18:11.200 I got away. 02:18:11.200 --> 02:18:13.280 You never watch The Boys, right? 02:18:13.280 --> 02:18:19.400 No, but I've seen clips of like Homelander and stuff. 02:18:19.400 --> 02:18:21.640 I know like a tiny bit about it, not really. 02:18:21.640 --> 02:18:25.840 What if I told you that in order to make Homelander the biggest villain ever, they didn't even 02:18:25.840 --> 02:18:29.040 need to like raise him in a lab and abuse him the only thing they would have 02:18:29.040 --> 02:18:32.240 had to do is make him play League of Legends for like one month straight with 02:18:32.240 --> 02:18:36.200 no access to any human connection by the end of it he would literally be sitting 02:18:36.200 --> 02:18:39.600 there he'd be like some kind of fucking like crazy person he'd be even worse 02:18:39.600 --> 02:18:45.240 than he was like in the show yeah I think I understand why League of Legends 02:18:45.240 --> 02:18:51.000 okay I'm gonna let you lock in it this looks oh there's the typing pussy there's 02:18:51.000 --> 02:19:17.360 the typing pussy. Yep. You still have your R. Yep. Yep. Type now, bitch. No. Contest? 02:19:17.360 --> 02:19:22.680 If it took a homeless man walking into this Lux's house armed with only a machete and 02:19:22.680 --> 02:19:27.640 cutting out both of their hands just for them to not type a single other word for the rest 02:19:27.640 --> 02:19:32.040 of this game, I'm not even kidding, I think that would actually be something that I would 02:19:32.040 --> 02:19:34.080 like look at and be like, yeah, that's pretty fair trade. 02:19:34.080 --> 02:19:35.080 In game. 02:19:35.080 --> 02:19:36.080 In game. 02:19:36.080 --> 02:19:37.080 Yeah, like in game. 02:19:37.080 --> 02:19:42.640 Like, you know the guy that goes around giving homeless men machetes on TikTok? 02:19:42.640 --> 02:19:43.640 No. 02:19:43.640 --> 02:19:48.960 He needs to find the city that this locks us in and just like give like I'm really every single one of them 02:19:49.400 --> 02:19:51.640 Like they need to be like a second militia 02:19:57.440 --> 02:19:59.440 The thing about League though, I think 02:20:00.560 --> 02:20:03.000 The reason why League of Legends? 02:20:04.040 --> 02:20:13.040 Will destroy you mentally more than any other game in the world is because other human beings have control over your emotions 02:20:13.640 --> 02:20:19.640 It's the only game in the world where like another human being can literally ruin your entire night instantly. 02:20:19.640 --> 02:20:21.640 I'm not even kidding. 02:20:21.640 --> 02:20:25.640 If I play Siege, it's like, okay, the game's 20 minutes, I don't care. 02:20:25.640 --> 02:20:29.640 My teammate goes 0-9 because I can still also just frag. It's not like him going 0-9. 02:20:29.640 --> 02:20:36.640 It's like if I play Siege and my teammate goes 0-9, it's not like he makes the other team stronger, but in League he does. 02:20:36.640 --> 02:20:37.640 Yes. 02:20:37.640 --> 02:20:39.640 Like in League they do. 02:20:39.640 --> 02:20:42.640 It's the only game where people can just go on. 02:20:43.640 --> 02:20:56.240 type now bitch type now type now type now you the goat type now type now talk 02:20:56.240 --> 02:21:01.760 now talk now let's fucking go talk now like the beam said talk now talk now 02:21:01.760 --> 02:21:10.080 yeah talk now contest challenge your time baby come on no but it's not any 02:21:10.080 --> 02:21:17.080 If I play Siege and my teammate goes 0-9, he doesn't buff the enemy team, he doesn't make them stronger. 02:21:17.080 --> 02:21:21.080 In League, if my teammate goes 0-9, he makes the enemy team stronger. 02:21:26.080 --> 02:21:28.080 And the games literally last forever. 02:21:28.080 --> 02:21:36.660 The reason why Dyslex is typing so much is because he normally gives his dad the hand 02:21:36.660 --> 02:21:41.580 jobs every night after his dad finishes work, so as a result he's sitting there and he's 02:21:41.580 --> 02:21:45.620 trying to warm up his hands so that when his dad comes he can satisfy him in under 30 seconds. 02:21:45.620 --> 02:21:47.620 Does that make sense? 02:21:47.620 --> 02:21:52.620 Yes. 02:21:52.620 --> 02:21:53.620 This is the challenger game. 02:21:53.620 --> 02:21:55.540 We got a cinema game for challenger. 02:21:55.540 --> 02:21:56.540 It's fucking close. 02:21:56.540 --> 02:22:05.300 We got this shit. 02:22:05.300 --> 02:22:06.540 Why is the box typing now? 02:22:06.540 --> 02:22:07.940 I don't understand. 02:22:07.940 --> 02:22:08.940 Is he mad at you? 02:22:08.940 --> 02:22:09.940 Well, because it's locked in the game. 02:22:09.940 --> 02:22:10.940 I don't know. 02:22:10.940 --> 02:22:15.740 No, the thing is they have an anger at the world that you can sit there and you can like 02:22:15.740 --> 02:22:21.780 have a career doing the thing that they do every day that they get like nothing out of. 02:22:21.780 --> 02:22:25.300 So as a result of the second they see your name in their game, they just instantly start 02:22:25.300 --> 02:22:28.480 harassing you or like insulting you or saying that and trying to like make it seem like 02:22:28.480 --> 02:22:32.740 you're the problem when it's like you hold tab and the enemy pantheon is the only guy 02:22:32.740 --> 02:22:35.960 fucking underperforming in the entire lobby, right? 02:22:35.960 --> 02:22:40.480 So it's like they just want to type cancer because your name is the only one they recognize. 02:22:40.480 --> 02:22:41.480 Does that make sense? 02:22:41.480 --> 02:22:47.840 Got it. 02:22:47.840 --> 02:22:51.880 Do you want to know what Faker's team used to do as a training regimen? 02:22:51.880 --> 02:22:52.880 What? 02:22:52.880 --> 02:22:58.140 they used to hook up all four players or all five players brains up to like 02:22:58.140 --> 02:23:02.880 monitors and if you int and leak they send neurons through the wires that 02:23:02.880 --> 02:23:07.480 instantly kill you so as a result it makes it so you literally can't int or 02:23:07.480 --> 02:23:09.880 you die 02:23:14.760 --> 02:23:21.600 in-game does that make sense yeah 02:23:22.880 --> 02:23:37.600 like I think we're still gonna win this is our compass fucking broken but it's 02:23:37.600 --> 02:23:41.640 just like it's what pisses me off James is that this isn't the game that I'd 02:23:41.640 --> 02:23:45.280 want to hit challenger off of do you know what I mean yeah you want to hit 02:23:45.280 --> 02:23:50.800 challenger when you solo carry yeah it's like a guy loses his virginity right 02:23:50.800 --> 02:23:58.800 But the person who loses it too is like a prostitute with no arms or legs that his friends 02:23:58.800 --> 02:23:59.800 hired for him. 02:23:59.800 --> 02:24:00.800 You know what I mean? 02:24:00.800 --> 02:24:04.360 Like yeah, you're still doing it, but it's like it's really something you're going to 02:24:04.360 --> 02:24:06.880 look back on and be like, oh yeah, that's a good memory. 02:24:06.880 --> 02:24:08.880 You know what I'm talking about? 02:24:08.880 --> 02:24:12.160 Yeah, I actually kind of know exactly what you mean. 02:24:12.160 --> 02:24:15.560 Like he's sitting there and he's like fucking spinning her around like she's a kebab. 02:24:15.560 --> 02:24:16.560 You know what I mean? 02:24:16.560 --> 02:24:20.680 Like at the Schwarma shops, he's just like fucking spinning her around. 02:24:20.680 --> 02:24:36.240 you know like a portable flashlight new topic yeah okay all right so we're gonna 02:24:36.240 --> 02:24:44.360 look for the top of our focus on the dragon so what are the percentages you 02:24:44.360 --> 02:24:52.520 guys win this and lose this is it 50-50 you think no I'd say like when percent is 02:24:52.520 --> 02:24:59.320 probably about 80 just because your guys team comp lines up really well yep 02:24:59.440 --> 02:25:03.200 because like our team comp is really tanking it also does a lot of damage and 02:25:03.200 --> 02:25:09.920 anything doesn't really have a way to like deal with us but nonsense you 02:25:09.920 --> 02:25:13.240 deserve this we're got like bro you deserve it get your head out of the 02:25:13.240 --> 02:25:18.120 The only reason why this is your challenge your game is because you solo carried last game, bro 02:25:18.920 --> 02:25:23.560 Fucking hype up a little bit. You deserve challenger, bro. I don't give a fuck how you get it 02:25:23.560 --> 02:25:29.420 I don't care if you have to pull a moota and literally win train. You got challenger, bro. Well, don't do that 02:25:31.120 --> 02:25:35.800 You know what you're right. Let me set the fuck up then you're actually fucking right, dude 02:25:35.800 --> 02:25:42.920 Are you fucking kidding me challenger wasn't a thing we did in one game? It's a fucking marathon that we've worked for 02:25:43.240 --> 02:25:48.240 Oh my god. 02:25:48.240 --> 02:25:51.240 Nice! 02:25:51.240 --> 02:25:53.240 Uh... 02:25:53.240 --> 02:25:55.240 Oh... 02:25:55.240 --> 02:25:58.240 Uh... 02:25:58.240 --> 02:26:02.240 What just... do they have dragon now? 02:26:02.240 --> 02:26:06.240 Oh yeah, but dragon doesn't matter, we're okay. 02:26:06.240 --> 02:26:09.240 Bawah, we're okay. 02:26:09.240 --> 02:26:11.240 No, god I know what that means. 02:26:11.240 --> 02:26:13.240 So you're not okay. 02:26:13.240 --> 02:26:14.240 You're not okay. 02:26:14.240 --> 02:26:15.240 No, we're actually fine. 02:26:15.240 --> 02:26:17.240 Guys, Muda calling me. 02:26:17.240 --> 02:26:19.240 Muda, what do you want, bro? 02:26:19.240 --> 02:26:21.240 What is wrong with you? 02:26:21.240 --> 02:26:23.240 Stop saying I'm win-treating! 02:26:23.240 --> 02:26:25.240 I'm not win-treating! Fuck! 02:26:27.240 --> 02:26:31.240 So, did he just call you and then say nothing? 02:26:31.240 --> 02:26:34.240 No, he called me and then yelled about how... 02:26:34.240 --> 02:26:36.240 He said, stop saying I'm win-treating. 02:26:36.240 --> 02:26:38.240 I'm not win-treating. 02:26:39.240 --> 02:26:43.240 Yes, Chat. Bala, Muta has never win for Anibit. 02:26:45.240 --> 02:26:47.240 Bala, Muta has never win for Anibit. 02:26:49.240 --> 02:26:54.240 That's the most incriminating thing ever. When he hit us with the Bala, it's like... 02:26:55.240 --> 02:26:57.240 Yeah, he may as well have just not even said anything. 02:27:01.240 --> 02:27:03.240 He had to do a variation. 02:27:03.240 --> 02:27:15.240 I'm telling you, as long as we're 5 we can just like auto one. 02:27:15.240 --> 02:27:22.800 Yeah, as long as you just team fight. 02:27:22.800 --> 02:27:23.800 Who says dis-spell? 02:27:23.800 --> 02:27:24.800 Who said that? 02:27:24.800 --> 02:27:25.800 Oh, that's Nasus. 02:27:25.800 --> 02:27:26.800 Nasus. 02:27:26.800 --> 02:27:28.800 That was actually kind of aura. 02:27:28.800 --> 02:27:35.800 yep 02:27:42.480 --> 02:27:46.880 bro the way you got out of that was actually disgusting oh my god 02:27:46.880 --> 02:27:51.600 yeah but it just sucks cause i'm not just permachains you see it till i fucking die every single time 02:27:51.600 --> 02:27:54.720 yeah you kind of just get stunned and rooted the whole time 02:27:54.720 --> 02:27:56.960 yeah it's a nice night of flesh 02:27:56.960 --> 02:27:58.960 Yeah, I mean it's just like so cancer. 02:28:09.680 --> 02:28:12.240 Front to back one time. What does that mean? Front to back? 02:28:12.800 --> 02:28:18.440 So front to back is when you just play as like a standard unit with your front line in front and then your back line in back. 02:28:18.440 --> 02:28:24.720 But the problem is right now, we're not doing that. Like for some reason it's like two people are going to be split off from the rest of the team. 02:28:24.720 --> 02:28:27.360 suddenly enemy team gets the chance like engagement it's just really 02:28:27.360 --> 02:28:31.120 disgusting like they're my NASA's and son we're just like over here like the 02:28:31.120 --> 02:28:35.000 fuck are you guys doing just don't do that like if they literally just don't do 02:28:35.000 --> 02:28:41.840 that we're good but it's like why is my entire chat saying GG GG GG GG GG what 02:28:41.840 --> 02:28:48.160 even happened yeah I mean it's not it's all lost yet but is it losing now like 02:28:48.160 --> 02:28:54.520 is it no longer 80 20 no we have a NASA son our team so it'll never be 02:28:54.520 --> 02:29:16.400 below 8020 but it's just like we just need our team to actually play properly. 02:29:16.400 --> 02:29:22.240 this fucking cancer retard press all he doesn't even have our ff 02:29:26.560 --> 02:29:32.720 so you see how his name is heel yeah so I'm guessing that he's probably an 02:29:32.720 --> 02:29:37.320 enchanter main that only plays healers and this time he's randomly locking in 02:29:37.320 --> 02:29:41.080 this bullshit let's see if I'm right 02:29:46.400 --> 02:29:49.200 Nope, he's Ashe-Auto-Feld. 02:29:49.200 --> 02:29:50.200 Suck. 02:29:50.200 --> 02:29:51.200 Okay. 02:29:51.200 --> 02:29:56.200 What, so he doesn't play support normally? 02:29:56.200 --> 02:30:01.200 Nope, never play support. 02:30:01.200 --> 02:30:03.840 Alright. 02:30:03.840 --> 02:30:21.880 One second on this, I just deafened, but I don't know if this game is winnable. 02:30:21.880 --> 02:30:30.680 Alright, I'm back, you got this? 02:30:30.680 --> 02:30:45.640 I mean listen if we go for fight share this can actually be good 02:31:00.680 --> 02:31:15.680 Nice! Wait, wait, wait. Huge! Huge! 02:31:15.680 --> 02:31:22.680 So this is, okay. Um, is this a dub? What's happening? 02:31:22.680 --> 02:31:25.680 This game's so hard to follow along. 02:31:25.680 --> 02:31:31.680 So you know how a lot of times in my games, I sit there and I call my teammates slaves and NPCs? 02:31:31.680 --> 02:31:32.680 Yes. 02:31:32.680 --> 02:31:42.680 This game, I'm the slave NPC, so I just need to hope that the people that can control me are actually like people that are able to lead us to victory. 02:31:42.680 --> 02:31:50.680 It's like imagine Moses parts the Red Sea, but then to troll everyone, he just decides to like close it and kill everybody that's crossing. 02:31:50.680 --> 02:31:56.100 That's like what our team has a potential to do for us, and I have no control on whether 02:31:56.100 --> 02:31:58.600 or not Moses is going to control the crossing right now. 02:31:58.600 --> 02:32:01.680 So basically your only job is just to team fight and die? 02:32:01.680 --> 02:32:02.680 Yeah, exactly. 02:32:02.680 --> 02:32:08.680 That's like I'm the guy with the C4 shot to my chest. 02:32:08.680 --> 02:32:09.680 Okay. 02:32:09.680 --> 02:32:24.740 I don't know about this Zen guy, he doesn't look like he does much, the problem with this 02:32:24.740 --> 02:32:29.060 game is that the enemy team is perma focusing me in every single fight, that's the only 02:32:29.060 --> 02:32:40.660 reason why it looks as bad as it does. 02:32:40.660 --> 02:32:50.540 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute! 02:32:50.540 --> 02:32:53.620 Cause like, Jhin see think about this way, so you know how the enemy team fanboyed me 02:32:53.620 --> 02:32:56.420 by banning Yi and then we also know that this guy is sniping me? 02:32:56.420 --> 02:32:57.620 Yes. 02:32:57.620 --> 02:32:59.980 So they're doing the same thing to me, but in team fights. 02:32:59.980 --> 02:33:04.240 So even though my team is fed as fuck, and they're like, I'm not the problem, they're 02:33:04.240 --> 02:33:05.240 still focusing me. 02:33:05.240 --> 02:33:10.320 It's like you're in a gang war, and the enemy group decides to focus your friend, but it's 02:33:10.320 --> 02:33:12.160 a friend with like Down syndrome. 02:33:12.160 --> 02:33:13.160 You know what I mean? 02:33:13.160 --> 02:33:17.100 And then you're just sitting there like, why is everybody ganging up on this guy? 02:33:17.100 --> 02:33:18.440 Like out of all people. 02:33:18.440 --> 02:33:20.480 That's literally what it's like in this game right now. 02:33:20.480 --> 02:33:23.880 It's like they have their baseball bat, their knives, their fucking guns, and they're only 02:33:23.880 --> 02:33:24.880 going after me. 02:33:24.880 --> 02:33:27.400 And it's like bro, like why? 02:33:27.400 --> 02:33:29.400 You know what I'm talking about? 02:33:29.400 --> 02:33:29.920 Yeah. 02:33:29.920 --> 02:33:32.680 So wait, you're literally useless, 02:33:32.680 --> 02:33:36.360 and they're still just like stun, stun, stun, root, dead. 02:33:36.360 --> 02:33:38.040 Yeah, yeah, literally. 02:33:38.040 --> 02:33:39.840 Because the thing is that in their mind, 02:33:39.840 --> 02:33:41.680 as long as the streamer dies and he tilts, 02:33:41.680 --> 02:33:43.080 they win the game. 02:33:43.080 --> 02:33:46.160 Because their lives are so meaningless outside 02:33:46.160 --> 02:33:49.120 of tilting streamers in League of Legends games 02:33:49.120 --> 02:33:51.520 that they have to sit there and they derive all their enjoyment 02:33:51.520 --> 02:33:52.240 from it. 02:33:52.240 --> 02:33:53.680 It's like how Boggles is just going 02:33:53.680 --> 02:33:55.360 to spend all their rage bait in you. 02:33:55.360 --> 02:33:58.380 But imagine if Boggles didn't even post content on it. 02:33:58.380 --> 02:33:59.820 Like that's how you all he did. 02:33:59.820 --> 02:34:01.820 I know imagine instead of being like in your chat, 02:34:01.820 --> 02:34:03.060 he was in your games. 02:34:03.060 --> 02:34:04.700 I'd imagine instead of like ragefing you, 02:34:04.700 --> 02:34:06.220 he was like either inting you 02:34:06.220 --> 02:34:08.340 or he was like focusing on the enemy team. 02:34:08.340 --> 02:34:09.700 But Dante, this is your sensuous. 02:34:09.700 --> 02:34:10.620 You're gonna hit challengers. 02:34:10.620 --> 02:34:12.100 Who even cares, bro, right? 02:34:14.020 --> 02:34:14.860 Yeah, but I'm still mad 02:34:14.860 --> 02:34:17.100 because this game I'm not the main character. 02:34:17.100 --> 02:34:18.940 But it's like, that's just like my own video. 02:34:18.940 --> 02:34:21.660 Yeah, but Dante, you can't always be the main character, 02:34:21.660 --> 02:34:22.500 bro. 02:34:23.500 --> 02:34:24.500 But I want to be. 02:34:25.360 --> 02:34:28.620 Yeah, but it's okay. Like sometimes you're not gonna be the main character. That's just life, bro 02:34:28.620 --> 02:34:32.980 It's a win. We'll take the fucking win. That's challenger man. It's the end of your journey, bro 02:34:32.980 --> 02:34:35.880 Like cheer up. Hey, cheer up a little bit. All right 02:34:36.500 --> 02:34:38.500 All right 02:34:39.340 --> 02:34:41.340 All right, so 02:34:45.420 --> 02:34:51.860 You guys are still winning right? Yeah, yeah for sure 100% like rather per and out where I generally don't think we can lose 02:34:51.860 --> 02:35:01.240 why is that why well because okay so not the sound on our team the way that he 02:35:01.240 --> 02:35:06.200 scales is he gets like infinite HP right by like killing minions and my 02:35:06.200 --> 02:35:10.960 NASA's gets infinite damage on his Q by killing minions and since we're 30 02:35:10.960 --> 02:35:14.000 minutes into the game now it's like both of them are scaled to a point where it's 02:35:14.000 --> 02:35:21.240 like how do you even kill them you know I mean yeah so we have like two infinite 02:35:21.240 --> 02:35:25.240 scalers and our team comp is also very like high tankiness and they don't have 02:35:25.240 --> 02:35:29.160 damage. Like if the enemy team had someone like Master Yi, it would be rough 02:35:29.160 --> 02:35:36.960 but they don't. That's why normally I love playing champs like Yi 02:35:36.960 --> 02:35:41.080 because like Yi is a champ that no matter what he can carry. Does that make sense? 02:35:41.080 --> 02:35:50.720 Yes, no matter what. Bro, I think this is over man. Yeah, this looks over. 02:35:50.720 --> 02:36:03.280 We don't get a ban, Pantheon also doesn't kill us. 02:36:03.280 --> 02:36:06.360 Somebody in my chat said, how is he winning if the score is 37-30? 02:36:06.360 --> 02:36:08.640 The score doesn't mean everything though, right? 02:36:08.640 --> 02:36:09.640 No. 02:36:09.640 --> 02:36:14.200 Because yes, the score is 37-30, but guys, what does score do? 02:36:14.200 --> 02:36:18.520 Score allows you to get an indication of the relative gold lead of a team. 02:36:18.520 --> 02:36:20.080 That's literally all it does. 02:36:20.080 --> 02:36:25.020 But if the enemy team only has two more dragons than us, right, and if we also win fights 02:36:25.020 --> 02:36:30.020 harder than they do, like think of it this way, our team has four HP stackers, and the 02:36:30.020 --> 02:36:34.620 enemy team has one champion that does percent health damage, one. 02:36:34.620 --> 02:36:35.620 You know what I mean? 02:36:35.620 --> 02:36:43.060 So it's like, it really doesn't mean shit, like, they have no way of winning fights. 02:36:43.060 --> 02:36:45.420 It's like putting like King Kong in New York. 02:36:45.420 --> 02:36:46.420 You know what I mean? 02:36:46.420 --> 02:36:50.900 No, but, Dantes, you're gonna get challenged, bro! Cheer up, man! You're, like, too sad! 02:36:51.400 --> 02:36:53.560 You gotta get happy, bro. You earned this! 02:36:54.160 --> 02:36:58.760 The only reason this is your rank-up game is because you solo wiped last game with Yi, bro. 02:36:58.960 --> 02:37:00.560 You gotta be happy, Dantes. 02:37:01.660 --> 02:37:02.860 You know what? You're right. 02:37:03.020 --> 02:37:04.260 Be happy, bro! 02:37:04.860 --> 02:37:07.260 You did it! You got challenged! Challenger. 02:37:08.100 --> 02:37:11.260 Not yet, not yet! We still need to fight for a jinx. We still need to fight. Let's go. 02:37:11.360 --> 02:37:12.760 So lock the fuck in, bro. 02:37:13.020 --> 02:37:15.300 Alright, let's do it. So, 10 seconds on Dragon. 02:37:15.300 --> 02:37:19.300 Nice! Okay, that's one. Huge. 02:37:19.300 --> 02:37:21.300 So I'm just gonna get this for free. 02:37:21.300 --> 02:37:25.300 Nice! Free drag! Free drag, bro. 02:37:25.300 --> 02:37:31.300 Yep. Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're just gonna drag this out. 02:37:31.300 --> 02:37:34.300 I know we're gonna finish it. 02:37:34.300 --> 02:37:37.300 Now, why do you drag the dragon up like that just so they can't flash in and steal it? 02:37:37.300 --> 02:37:44.300 Exactly, because if it's over here and then Pantheon flashes in and queues to steal it, then we're fucked, right? 02:37:44.300 --> 02:37:52.180 what does pantheon's Q do? it's like when he uh when he hits his spear out 02:37:52.180 --> 02:37:59.220 probably this is looking so good this is looking so fucking good yep no we got 02:37:59.220 --> 02:38:05.140 this shit it's free bro Dante's I I think you did it bro and I just want to 02:38:05.140 --> 02:38:10.580 say I'm proud of you man not don't be proud yet Jinx see don't be proud yet 02:38:10.580 --> 02:38:14.580 Yes, this is like literally the fourth time you've been one off. 02:38:14.580 --> 02:38:16.580 Yeah. 02:38:16.580 --> 02:38:18.580 Okay. 02:38:18.580 --> 02:38:22.580 We're going to back off, and then afterwards I'll... 02:38:22.580 --> 02:38:23.580 See if I can reset. 02:38:23.580 --> 02:38:25.580 I think you should listen to something inspirational for the rest of the game. 02:38:25.580 --> 02:38:28.580 The chat is saying you should listen to something inspirational. 02:38:30.580 --> 02:38:32.580 Okay, I'm going to play a song for you, Jinxie. 02:38:32.580 --> 02:38:35.580 When I went to Korea the last time, right? 02:38:35.580 --> 02:38:38.580 When I went to Korea the last time, 02:38:38.580 --> 02:38:46.220 There was this one song that I found and it was called the angel of the flame do you want to listen to it? Yes, of course I 02:38:47.100 --> 02:38:49.100 Literally love to you man 02:38:51.060 --> 02:38:53.820 We must become the angel of the flame right now to see 02:39:01.260 --> 02:39:04.220 Have eyes can you do the twitch YouTube thing? I think it's Glacier something 02:39:04.220 --> 02:39:11.860 Angel of the flame crank it up crank it up crank it one second. Yep murder him 02:39:20.380 --> 02:39:23.740 I want you to feel the chill string see listen 02:39:24.620 --> 02:39:31.460 This is where I want to be one day for all my challenge a rank-up game and you will be seven months time it 02:39:34.220 --> 02:39:36.920 Seven months, really seven months 02:39:40.320 --> 02:39:46.140 You will become the angel of the flame Jinxi and you will join my legion. Do you understand me? 02:39:53.180 --> 02:39:59.920 Whatever you do don't test just end the game, okay? Get your challenger you earned this 02:40:34.220 --> 02:40:43.900 Is everything okay, Delta? 02:40:43.900 --> 02:40:54.100 I'm just feeling the music, JD. 02:40:54.100 --> 02:40:58.900 I'm just feeling the music, JC! 02:40:58.900 --> 02:41:00.620 You got this, Jack! 02:41:01.380 --> 02:41:02.740 Challenger! 02:41:22.260 --> 02:41:24.260 Finish them, not dead! 02:41:24.780 --> 02:41:27.020 Niaj, Hintze, we need to play it slow and safe. 02:41:28.900 --> 02:41:34.180 Nice! 02:41:34.180 --> 02:41:38.180 Nice! 02:41:38.180 --> 02:41:42.620 Nice! 02:41:42.620 --> 02:41:46.100 Nice! 02:41:46.100 --> 02:41:51.640 You did it. 02:41:51.640 --> 02:41:57.180 Oh my god. 02:41:57.180 --> 02:42:00.940 You fucking did it! 02:42:00.940 --> 02:42:04.300 You did it! 02:42:04.300 --> 02:42:13.780 You reached Challenger in League of Legends! 02:42:13.780 --> 02:42:18.420 I think you should wait for the animation now. 02:42:18.420 --> 02:42:21.500 So the animation isn't gonna hit you at Jynx, see? 02:42:21.500 --> 02:42:22.500 Wait, why not? 02:42:22.500 --> 02:42:23.660 It'll all hit me. 02:42:23.660 --> 02:42:35.540 it's only let me show you it'll only hit in about nine hours for now that's a 02:42:35.540 --> 02:42:44.300 cock block and a half what the fuck but jinxie there is an issue right now I am 02:42:44.300 --> 02:42:53.260 currently 955 LP and the current challenger cutoff as we speak is 943 02:42:53.260 --> 02:43:05.500 so you got it I'm just wondering if we should queue up for one more because 02:43:05.500 --> 02:43:10.660 jinx I'm gonna be honest with you that was a good game to hit challenger was 02:43:10.660 --> 02:43:16.980 good we won that's what matters but I don't think that's the story that I want 02:43:16.980 --> 02:43:27.460 to be written about this day. I don't think, GenkZ, that I want the challenger rank update 02:43:27.460 --> 02:43:35.460 to be known as the day where the last game that was played was one where I got carried. 02:43:35.460 --> 02:43:45.460 I don't want it to have been a game where I got tilted, where I got mad, where I blamed. 02:43:45.460 --> 02:43:53.460 I wanted to be a game that reflects the reality of what this grind has been. 02:43:55.460 --> 02:44:08.460 I wanted to be a game where we won the game, where we carry, and where we're the ones in control. 02:44:08.460 --> 02:44:17.620 Because regardless of whether or not another game is playing GenC, Challenger is not the 02:44:17.620 --> 02:44:30.100 end! It's the beginning! And the thing is that whether or not I hit Challenger at 9.55 02:44:30.100 --> 02:44:40.780 or 980 it will not change the fact that I'll still queue up tomorrow and that the day after 02:44:40.780 --> 02:44:52.860 that I will queue up again and again and again because the only thing that can stop an unstoppable 02:44:52.860 --> 02:45:01.180 force is an immovable object and there's nothing that is immovable in this life. 02:45:04.060 --> 02:45:13.260 Only you can limit yourself and so long as we stay motivated, I don't think that we can be limited. 02:45:13.260 --> 02:45:23.260 So no jinxie, I turn the question to you. Do you think we queue up again? Do you think 02:45:23.260 --> 02:45:27.260 we enter the Rift once more? 02:45:27.260 --> 02:45:39.260 You let them fuck up! My coach doesn't get challenger on a 4-12 game. My coach murders 02:45:39.260 --> 02:45:50.700 AND IF YOU LOSE CHALLENGER, WELL SO FUCKIN' BE IT, AT LEAST YOU WENT DOWN SWINGING. 02:45:50.700 --> 02:45:57.180 And if we lose to Jinxie, then it doesn't even matter, because we'll just hit it again. 02:45:57.180 --> 02:45:58.180 Do you understand? 02:45:58.180 --> 02:45:59.180 Yes, bro. 02:45:59.180 --> 02:46:00.180 Yes, coach. 02:46:00.180 --> 02:46:01.180 Yes, sensei. 02:46:01.180 --> 02:46:02.180 Yes, master. 02:46:02.180 --> 02:46:08.100 Listen, bro, I understand that feeling in your stomach right now. 02:46:08.100 --> 02:46:14.980 you reach challenger on a 4-12 game. That's not the coach I know. That's not the sense 02:46:14.980 --> 02:46:21.340 I know. If you lose this game and lose your challenger, you died with honor, Don Tess. 02:46:21.340 --> 02:46:26.500 But like Don Tess I know is going to drop 19 kills with Yi and secure the challenger. 02:46:26.500 --> 02:46:32.660 Fucking god damn right he is. And if it's not on the either, it's on the hechrom, and 02:46:32.660 --> 02:46:37.500 if it's on the hechrom, then it'll be Diana. And if it's not Diana, then it'll be Wukong. 02:46:37.500 --> 02:46:46.340 no matter what, so help me God. This game, Chainsy, I will show you what it means to be 02:46:46.340 --> 02:46:54.260 Challenger, not just in name, but in skill level. Do you understand me? 02:46:54.260 --> 02:46:58.140 Yes. Yes. 02:46:58.140 --> 02:47:02.140 Let's get it. The fuck done! 02:47:07.140 --> 02:47:11.140 Now this is the game where you prove your challenge, your nonsense. 02:47:11.140 --> 02:47:13.140 One second, I'll be back in five seconds. 02:47:14.140 --> 02:47:17.140 Everybody lock the fuck in! 02:47:20.140 --> 02:47:21.140 Guys, 02:47:23.140 --> 02:47:27.140 who is here right now? 02:47:28.140 --> 02:47:30.140 Just want to know 02:47:30.900 --> 02:47:36.780 It's like right now guys. I'm entering the gladiator ring and I just want to know 02:47:38.700 --> 02:47:41.060 Who is going to sit here watching me 02:47:41.860 --> 02:47:43.780 fight for my life 02:47:43.780 --> 02:47:50.140 My honor and my pride as I lay it all on the line and I enter the battlefield 02:47:50.740 --> 02:47:52.740 one more time 02:47:52.740 --> 02:48:05.540 Who is accompanying me on this journey? Who is sitting here? And who is experiencing the 02:48:05.540 --> 02:48:20.620 moment that all of us are? Who is here? 02:48:20.620 --> 02:48:25.780 And what I'll do for you guys, and I want you all to listen to me right now, is I will 02:48:25.780 --> 02:48:34.340 give you guys the most disgusting game of mastery that you have ever seen in your entire 02:48:34.340 --> 02:48:35.340 life. 02:48:35.340 --> 02:48:49.180 I will give you the most diabolical performance that you have ever witnessed. 02:48:49.180 --> 02:48:56.700 sit here right now chat and let's just experience this moment together because this is a moment 02:48:57.340 --> 02:49:03.020 that we'll never get back. Yes, maybe one day 02:49:05.900 --> 02:49:15.420 we'll be in a similar position. I want 30. I want 30. I want 30. I want 30. 02:49:15.420 --> 02:49:19.760 Then that's what you'll have buddy. Let's fucking do this shit 02:49:30.340 --> 02:49:38.300 Jinxie talk to me bro. Talk to me. I want to know honestly. What did you think about that song that I just showed you? 02:49:41.180 --> 02:49:43.180 At the end of last game 02:49:43.180 --> 02:49:48.020 Yep, the one that was playing. 02:49:48.020 --> 02:49:50.380 I thought it was beautiful. 02:49:50.380 --> 02:49:52.500 Then let me play another song for you right now. 02:49:52.500 --> 02:49:55.940 Are you listening? 02:49:55.940 --> 02:50:03.620 This one Jinxie has called, Tell Her I Wasn't Scared. 02:50:03.620 --> 02:50:08.220 I wanted to imagine Jinxie that our village is being attacked. 02:50:08.220 --> 02:50:16.060 Me and you were on the forefront, an army of chatters at our back, and we know that 02:50:16.060 --> 02:50:21.980 the incoming army, they're going to try to kill us, Jinxi. 02:50:21.980 --> 02:50:22.980 They're going to kill us. 02:50:22.980 --> 02:50:28.620 They're going to kill our cows, our goats, our children, our wives, our fathers, our 02:50:28.620 --> 02:50:32.700 mothers, and our grandfathers, too. 02:50:32.700 --> 02:50:37.580 This incoming army, Jinxi, they're going to take everything that we have. 02:50:37.580 --> 02:50:45.180 going to kill everyone that we love. They're going to take away everything that means anything 02:50:45.180 --> 02:50:56.660 to us in this world unless we stand against them. And although it's overwhelming odds, 02:50:56.660 --> 02:51:04.040 Jynxie, although we might number in the tens of thousands, they number in the hundreds. 02:51:04.040 --> 02:51:06.760 We must still get up. 02:51:06.760 --> 02:51:11.920 We must still walk to the front of the castle walls. 02:51:11.920 --> 02:51:21.720 We must raise our swords and we must fight! 02:51:21.720 --> 02:51:28.720 What just happened there? 02:52:21.720 --> 02:52:26.660 But I know something that they don't drink, see? 02:52:26.660 --> 02:52:31.960 We have a fucking army of support, so it doesn't matter if they stream snipe, doesn't matter 02:52:31.960 --> 02:52:37.200 if they invade, doesn't matter if they focus me in every fight and make it impossible for 02:52:37.200 --> 02:52:40.200 me to fight my camp! 02:52:40.200 --> 02:52:47.520 None of it matters! 02:52:47.520 --> 02:52:55.860 None of it will stop Destiny. 02:52:55.860 --> 02:53:02.680 The story has already been written, Jinxie, and all that's left to do is get the ink 02:53:02.680 --> 02:53:09.680 to fill out the pages 02:53:25.520 --> 02:53:29.080 as long as we don't talk it's fine 02:53:29.080 --> 02:53:31.080 We just need to not tilt. 02:53:53.080 --> 02:53:55.080 Is everything okay, Master? 02:53:55.080 --> 02:53:59.080 It's never been better, Jensie. 02:53:59.080 --> 02:54:04.080 Master Skywalker, there's too many of them. What are we going to do? 02:54:04.080 --> 02:54:08.080 What we need, too, young Luke. 02:54:08.080 --> 02:54:11.080 Well, too what we need, too. 02:54:11.080 --> 02:54:25.840 Don't ask talk to me I command you to 1v9 to understand what I'm telling you 02:54:25.840 --> 02:54:34.320 then the 1v9 you shall have this isn't a request I command you to 1v9 02:54:34.320 --> 02:54:54.000 These guys are definitely stream sniping pieces of shit, by the way. 02:54:54.000 --> 02:54:55.260 I'm gonna tell my other playing. 02:54:55.260 --> 02:54:57.640 I know dick riding when I see it. 02:54:57.640 --> 02:55:00.560 I know dick riding when I see it from a mile away, man. 02:55:00.560 --> 02:55:07.560 Well, you know what the dangers of dick riding are too hard, right? 02:55:07.560 --> 02:55:10.560 Ummm... impregnation. 02:55:10.560 --> 02:55:13.560 Eventually, one day that person's gonna nut. 02:55:24.560 --> 02:55:26.560 And then when you do nut, Dantez, 02:55:26.560 --> 02:55:31.560 You're gonna put it right on their fucking face. 02:55:31.560 --> 02:55:38.560 I'm gonna make them shrink it like it's a pina colada from an all-inclusive resort. 02:55:38.560 --> 02:55:42.560 That does. 02:55:42.560 --> 02:55:44.560 You realize the gravity of this game? 02:55:44.560 --> 02:55:46.560 If you win, you secure Challenger. 02:55:46.560 --> 02:55:48.560 If you lose, you lose it. 02:55:48.560 --> 02:55:49.560 Wait. 02:55:49.560 --> 02:55:50.560 Wait! 02:55:50.560 --> 02:55:51.560 Wait! 02:55:51.560 --> 02:55:52.560 No. 02:55:52.560 --> 02:55:53.560 Fuck. 02:55:53.560 --> 02:55:55.560 Fuck. 02:56:01.000 --> 02:56:05.120 Yeah, three-man invade and then a reinvade on Krugs. They're definitely signing. 02:56:08.640 --> 02:56:13.600 It's the only way that they sign their chance. I'd even then, they're extremely outmatched. 02:56:15.480 --> 02:56:17.480 Ora! Ora! 02:56:20.240 --> 02:56:22.240 Yes! 02:56:23.560 --> 02:56:25.560 Yes! 02:56:25.560 --> 02:56:27.560 It's okay. 02:56:27.560 --> 02:56:29.560 You're the fucking goat contest! 02:56:29.560 --> 02:56:31.560 Cause look! Cause look! Cause look! 02:56:31.560 --> 02:56:33.560 Nice! 02:56:33.560 --> 02:56:35.560 There we go! 02:56:35.560 --> 02:56:37.560 That's my fucking coach! 02:56:45.560 --> 02:56:47.560 James, see we're sailing into a new adventure together. 02:56:49.560 --> 02:56:51.560 Do you have your life jacket on? 02:56:53.560 --> 02:56:58.720 Yes, you're hitting challenger today, and then I begin my journey to silver 02:56:59.360 --> 02:57:06.120 You're fucking goddamn right. That's what's gonna happen. We're on two separate roads, but we have the same exact mindset 02:57:07.480 --> 02:57:09.480 We won't stop 02:57:09.760 --> 02:57:11.880 Until we conquer whatever's in front of us 02:57:14.440 --> 02:57:16.120 For me it's silver 02:57:16.120 --> 02:57:19.800 For you it's challenger and then after that for me it's gonna be gold 02:57:19.800 --> 02:57:31.800 After that for you, it's gonna be top 100, then top 50, then top 20, then top 10, then top 5, then top 3, then top 1. 02:57:32.800 --> 02:57:36.800 Jinx, I need you to listen to me right now. You said something wrong. 02:57:37.800 --> 02:57:38.800 Yes? 02:57:38.800 --> 02:57:43.800 We're not on two separate roads, Jinx, you're on the same road, but I'm just a little bit up the path than you are. 02:57:44.800 --> 02:57:47.800 God, you're right! My God, you're right! 02:57:49.800 --> 02:57:52.960 I WILL BE CHALLENGER! I WILL! 02:57:53.400 --> 02:57:56.320 YOU'RE FUCKING GOD DAMN RIGHT, YOU WILL BE! 02:57:57.280 --> 02:58:01.680 Seeing you like play is just so inspiring for me, bro. 02:58:02.120 --> 02:58:03.480 Like, I wanna get here. 02:58:04.880 --> 02:58:05.400 You will. 02:58:07.040 --> 02:58:08.800 And Jinx, let me tell you right now, 02:58:09.120 --> 02:58:11.600 my job as a coach will never be completed. 02:58:11.960 --> 02:58:14.840 Until one day, you chew against me, 02:58:15.240 --> 02:58:16.080 and you win. 02:58:16.800 --> 02:58:17.760 Only then, 02:58:17.760 --> 02:58:26.720 why be able to feel accomplished God that would be cinema don't worry Dante's 02:58:26.720 --> 02:58:35.320 I'll never give up until I'm challenge your bro good I'll never give up man 02:58:35.320 --> 02:58:46.160 Let me find another banger to play for you. 02:58:46.160 --> 02:58:47.160 Here. 02:58:47.160 --> 02:58:48.160 Eternal September. 02:58:48.160 --> 02:59:01.520 Listen to this shit. 02:59:01.520 --> 02:59:02.520 Song sounds beautiful. 02:59:02.520 --> 02:59:12.520 something you would hear at like a dojo. This is a dojo, Jamesy. And you, my son, are 02:59:12.520 --> 02:59:25.560 going to be the next black belt. Do you understand me? Yes. Yes, I do. Like, this has just lit 02:59:25.560 --> 02:59:34.120 a fire under me bro. Let's fucking do it together bro. My next stop is silver then 02:59:34.120 --> 02:59:40.960 gold shortly after platinum then emerald hey what's up Ludwig can't hear you down 02:59:40.960 --> 02:59:51.080 there then diamond then masters then grandmasters and then god damn challenger 02:59:51.080 --> 02:59:56.380 And then I'm gonna fly to Korea spend a month there hit Challenger there 02:59:57.600 --> 02:59:59.600 Fly to Germany hit Challenger there 03:00:00.600 --> 03:00:05.520 Like I'm gonna do it all. I'm gonna be Challenger in every region every continent 03:00:06.920 --> 03:00:10.960 Because why do you want to know why don't us talk to me tell me why? 03:00:11.760 --> 03:00:13.760 Because that's what my coach would want me to do 03:00:16.840 --> 03:00:19.680 Because I have the best goddamn coach in the goddamn world 03:00:21.080 --> 03:00:26.800 Man, I guess it's time for me to lead by example, isn't it? 03:00:26.800 --> 03:00:27.800 It is. 03:00:27.800 --> 03:00:29.080 This is a perfect game. 03:00:29.080 --> 03:00:31.760 Your down six kills will need to solo when with Yi. 03:00:31.760 --> 03:00:33.560 This is why we lead. 03:00:33.560 --> 03:00:36.840 This is why we lead. 03:00:36.840 --> 03:00:41.600 Faker! 03:00:41.600 --> 03:00:44.600 I'm coming for you, Faker. 03:00:44.600 --> 03:00:47.880 I'm coming for you, Faker. 03:00:47.880 --> 03:00:49.880 I'm coming. 03:00:56.680 --> 03:00:59.680 Fucking huge. Fucking huge. 03:01:01.180 --> 03:01:03.180 Take his minions. 03:01:03.380 --> 03:01:05.380 Take his fucking minions. 03:01:17.880 --> 03:01:25.160 Somebody said fairy tale a stream the idea of me getting challenger is a fairy tale to you 03:01:27.600 --> 03:01:30.000 Really what I just see 03:01:31.040 --> 03:01:33.040 Jinx you let me tell you something 03:01:33.200 --> 03:01:41.160 Talk to me coach every fairy tale was merely an idea before it became history 03:01:41.160 --> 03:01:52.960 Don't test yep who is TF who is TF who is that's a fate. Oh 03:01:53.720 --> 03:01:57.640 We push this thing the lobby we what that's it. It's our top liner 03:02:11.160 --> 03:02:17.160 Alright, GenC. Playing for our boss on an effort, so we can look on the crabs soon. 03:02:20.160 --> 03:02:23.160 We're in for another fucking cinema game, though. 03:02:25.160 --> 03:02:28.160 I think this is going to be a solo win game with Yi. 03:02:28.160 --> 03:02:30.160 Got her, too. 03:02:41.160 --> 03:03:10.840 get your challenger bro do it your way on your terms 03:03:10.840 --> 03:03:27.840 with 25 fucking kills. Second drag secured, Jyncey. Scaling secured. This isn't Caleb 03:03:27.840 --> 03:03:37.400 I've ever seen one. They might be asking herself, why am I looking for more instead of recalling? 03:03:37.400 --> 03:03:41.760 And the answer, Jinxy, is because of the music. 03:03:41.760 --> 03:03:47.160 Once the music controls your gameplay, you become nothing but a conduit of emotion. 03:03:47.160 --> 03:03:49.160 Do you understand? 03:03:49.160 --> 03:03:52.480 Yes. 03:03:52.480 --> 03:03:57.840 Then I want you to sit there and I want you to feel the story that the sound is telling 03:03:57.840 --> 03:04:25.280 you 03:04:25.280 --> 03:04:27.280 said 03:04:55.280 --> 03:05:02.280 This game looks really good, you're scaling! 03:05:25.280 --> 03:05:32.280 Come on, Dante! 03:05:32.280 --> 03:05:37.280 Come on! 03:05:37.280 --> 03:05:45.280 Come on, Dante! 03:05:45.280 --> 03:05:50.280 Come on! 03:05:50.280 --> 03:05:52.280 Come on, Dante! 03:05:52.280 --> 03:05:54.280 Come on! 03:05:54.280 --> 03:05:56.280 Yes, yes, yes! 03:05:56.280 --> 03:05:58.280 That's my couch! 03:05:58.280 --> 03:06:00.280 That's my couch! 03:06:00.280 --> 03:06:02.280 That's my fucking couch! 03:06:02.280 --> 03:06:04.280 You have to, you have to solve all this. 03:06:04.280 --> 03:06:06.280 I'm not even kidding. 03:06:06.280 --> 03:06:08.280 I will. And I will. 03:06:08.280 --> 03:06:10.280 I know you will. 03:06:10.280 --> 03:06:12.280 You're fucking scaling fucking perfectly. 03:06:12.280 --> 03:06:14.280 I'm not even kidding. 03:06:14.280 --> 03:06:16.280 I'm not even kidding. 03:06:16.280 --> 03:06:18.280 I will. And I will. 03:06:18.280 --> 03:06:20.280 You're fucking scaling fucking perfectly 03:06:22.440 --> 03:06:24.440 This is your game don't ask 03:06:26.400 --> 03:06:28.800 This song jinx is called the end of silence 03:06:30.760 --> 03:06:32.920 Your unstoppable don't ask remember that 03:06:48.280 --> 03:06:55.220 Engage! Engage! Engage! Engage! 03:06:55.220 --> 03:06:56.860 FUCKING ENGAGE!! 03:06:59.180 --> 03:07:01.260 FUCKING ENGAGE!! 03:07:02.960 --> 03:07:03.960 YEEEEEAASSSSS!!! 03:07:04.100 --> 03:07:06.040 oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof 03:07:06.460 --> 03:07:08.540 THAT'S MY GONE DAMN COACH! 03:07:14.440 --> 03:07:17.020 ENGAGE!! ENGAGE!!! 03:07:18.280 --> 03:07:25.280 I'm gonna get you! 03:07:25.280 --> 03:07:32.280 I'm gonna get you! 03:07:32.280 --> 03:07:39.280 I'm gonna get you! 03:07:39.280 --> 03:07:41.280 Flow state has been reached. 03:07:41.280 --> 03:07:47.280 Flow state has been reached. 03:07:47.280 --> 03:07:49.280 IN GAAAANGE! 03:07:49.280 --> 03:07:51.280 It's okay. Gotta flash out. Huge isn't it? 03:08:03.280 --> 03:08:07.280 This is my fucking coach. This is the man. This is the man I said, hey! 03:08:08.280 --> 03:08:10.280 Teach me League of Legends! 03:08:10.280 --> 03:08:12.280 Show me! 03:08:12.280 --> 03:08:14.280 Show me League of Legends! 03:08:14.280 --> 03:08:17.280 Fuckin' so unthundered! 03:08:17.280 --> 03:08:19.280 So unthundered! 03:08:19.280 --> 03:08:21.280 Watch! 03:08:21.280 --> 03:08:24.280 What you will do when they do! 03:08:24.280 --> 03:08:26.280 My son! 03:08:39.280 --> 03:08:41.280 Engage! 03:08:41.280 --> 03:08:43.280 F***ing Engage! 03:08:43.280 --> 03:08:45.280 F***ing Engage! 03:08:45.280 --> 03:08:47.280 Oh my god! 03:09:11.280 --> 03:09:13.340 you 03:09:41.280 --> 03:09:43.340 you 03:10:11.280 --> 03:10:13.340 you 03:10:41.280 --> 03:10:43.340 you 03:11:11.280 --> 03:11:13.340 you 03:11:41.280 --> 03:11:43.340 you 03:12:11.280 --> 03:12:13.340 you 03:12:41.280 --> 03:12:43.340 you 03:13:11.280 --> 03:13:13.340 you 03:13:41.280 --> 03:13:43.340 you 03:14:11.280 --> 03:14:13.340 you 03:14:41.280 --> 03:14:43.340 you 03:15:11.280 --> 03:15:39.080 This is fucking cinema, bro. This is fucking cinema. 03:15:39.080 --> 03:15:43.080 You solo winning your team the game again. 03:15:43.080 --> 03:15:49.080 Jinxie, do you want to know the reason why I queued up for this last game? 03:15:49.080 --> 03:15:51.080 Why? 03:15:51.080 --> 03:15:56.080 Because even if I hit challenger, it's not fair enough. 03:16:09.080 --> 03:16:30.080 20 hours of streaming with it, 4 hours of super light, eating like shit, microwave burgers that are made in the cold, dog shit snacks that are not, thinking about helping to kill a fucking outro for that. 03:16:30.080 --> 03:16:36.080 for job challenge a career 03:16:36.080 --> 03:16:41.080 but even though it might have been a challenger, it's not done yet 03:16:41.080 --> 03:16:44.080 no no no 03:16:44.080 --> 03:16:49.080 because the thing is, when I came to Korea, it wasn't just with the goal of getting a challenger 03:16:49.080 --> 03:16:54.080 it was with the goal of the people that I am that that's happened in the fucking world 03:16:54.080 --> 03:16:56.080 now we have another challenger challenge 03:16:56.080 --> 03:16:58.080 because sure it might have been a challenger 03:16:58.080 --> 03:17:00.580 But then you're going to have those people who are like, 03:17:00.580 --> 03:17:02.280 I haven't played the other games. 03:17:02.280 --> 03:17:03.120 So you know what? 03:17:03.120 --> 03:17:04.560 Fuck those people. 03:17:04.560 --> 03:17:07.400 How about I sit here and I go on to new accounts? 03:17:07.400 --> 03:17:10.280 And you try for online to challenge them 03:17:10.280 --> 03:17:15.440 with the highest win rate answer out of any Western player. 03:17:15.440 --> 03:17:19.920 And how about we go for two challenger accounts, not just one? 03:17:19.920 --> 03:17:22.520 They said that I'd be a hard-sucked one now, sir. 03:17:22.520 --> 03:17:25.800 I can't do child accounts. 03:17:25.800 --> 03:17:29.020 And then when I sit down and I have my two child accounts 03:17:29.020 --> 03:17:32.660 And when I sit down and I'm shitting on pills every game 03:17:34.400 --> 03:17:36.160 Then I'm a push to rank one 03:17:36.160 --> 03:17:42.040 And then I won't go and won't do the most demonic fucking run of all time 03:17:42.040 --> 03:17:45.880 Because I'm gonna be honest with you guys that I'm not trips old enough to get it 03:17:45.880 --> 03:17:50.000 My fight back is not scheduled for another three weeks 03:17:50.000 --> 03:17:53.080 I don't know if I just might extend it! 03:17:53.080 --> 03:17:54.760 I'm not gonna do it! 03:17:54.760 --> 03:17:57.760 Because I still have something to prove. 03:17:57.760 --> 03:18:02.760 Calendary, it's nice, but it's not enough! 03:18:03.760 --> 03:18:07.760 It's never enough! 03:18:24.760 --> 03:18:31.760 You can always be higher than him, you can always have a higher beard, you can always 03:18:31.760 --> 03:18:38.760 be better off the game, you have better on your side. 03:18:38.760 --> 03:18:42.760 Oh my god! 03:18:42.760 --> 03:18:44.760 You are insane! 03:18:44.760 --> 03:18:47.760 What the fuck! 03:18:47.760 --> 03:18:51.760 Bro, check your Katie, check your Katie, check your Katie. 03:18:51.760 --> 03:18:59.280 You were 0-4 this game. Do you realize that? You were 0-4! 03:19:06.240 --> 03:19:09.840 Oh my god. Oh my god. 03:19:14.400 --> 03:19:18.000 You just solo won the game. It's not a single positive Katie on your team. 03:19:18.000 --> 03:19:32.640 oh my god now that is my fucking coach that is a game that I want to hit 03:19:32.640 --> 03:19:45.000 challenge her on do you know what I mean yes I know exactly what you mean oh 03:19:45.000 --> 03:19:49.240 Oh my god. 03:19:49.240 --> 03:19:51.040 That was actually cinema. 03:19:51.040 --> 03:19:55.800 Like oh my god. 03:19:55.800 --> 03:19:57.920 I don't know what it was. 03:19:57.920 --> 03:19:59.880 I swear to god it wasn't trolling. 03:19:59.880 --> 03:20:05.640 When you were 0 and 4, I knew you were like scaling because you had like 5 assists. 03:20:05.640 --> 03:20:07.240 You were just fucking scaling, bro. 03:20:07.240 --> 03:20:13.640 And I saw this look in your eyes of like, you just looked like you were literally prepared 03:20:13.640 --> 03:20:22.880 to die to win that game. And you did it! You solo won! You solo won the game again! That's 03:20:22.880 --> 03:20:27.560 the second time out of the last three games. Holy shit. 03:20:27.560 --> 03:20:52.960 Yeah. That game secures me challenger. And today we did it. You were here with every 03:20:52.960 --> 03:21:00.200 step of the way and there's nobody that I would have rather had on my side than you 03:21:00.200 --> 03:21:08.400 in that moment. So thank you for accompanying me. But even though the coach 03:21:08.400 --> 03:21:12.940 managed to hit challenger today, it doesn't mean that the day is done yet, 03:21:12.940 --> 03:21:21.720 Jinxie, because now it's time for my students to log the fucking and pick up 03:21:21.720 --> 03:21:30.120 Right where I left off. Do you understand me? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. So let's 03:21:30.120 --> 03:21:37.120 Let's SLOG THE FUCKIN' I LET'S GET SILVER! 03:21:46.920 --> 03:21:52.120 Bro, that was fucking insane. 03:21:52.120 --> 03:21:56.120 Dude, I- Bro, I'm on a losing streak, Santas. I don't know, man. I don't know. 03:21:56.120 --> 03:22:02.200 I'm on a bad losing streak, man. 03:22:02.200 --> 03:22:04.200 Jynxy? 03:22:04.200 --> 03:22:06.200 Yeah. 03:22:06.200 --> 03:22:11.080 You live in Florida, right? 03:22:11.080 --> 03:22:13.080 Yes. 03:22:13.080 --> 03:22:16.880 You guys have hurricanes almost every year? 03:22:16.880 --> 03:22:21.080 Yeah, in September. 03:22:21.080 --> 03:22:24.080 What happens after a hurricane? 03:22:24.080 --> 03:22:30.880 I don't know, what? 03:22:30.880 --> 03:22:34.800 You rebuild, Janksy, so log the fuck in. 03:22:34.800 --> 03:22:39.560 I don't care if it's a one game, two game, three game, four game, losing streak. 03:22:39.560 --> 03:22:46.780 You log the fuck in and you rebuild what has been destroyed. 03:22:46.780 --> 03:22:53.040 When I first started playing League of Legends when I was 12, I remember that out of everybody 03:22:53.040 --> 03:22:57.560 that I played with my brother, my friends, his friends, everybody. 03:22:57.560 --> 03:23:00.120 I was by far the worst. 03:23:00.120 --> 03:23:02.480 I was the guy that would always be online and would always 03:23:02.480 --> 03:23:03.440 want to do all. 03:23:03.440 --> 03:23:05.880 But I was always the worst rank out of everybody. 03:23:05.880 --> 03:23:08.600 So it's like I was the last pick. 03:23:08.600 --> 03:23:10.680 And it took me waking up every day 03:23:10.680 --> 03:23:13.360 and saying I will get better and I will improve 03:23:13.360 --> 03:23:16.800 to one day being able to do what you just witnessed happen 03:23:16.800 --> 03:23:20.880 in a challenger game, to secure challenger. 03:23:20.880 --> 03:23:24.480 And the difference between me and you, Jinxie, the only difference between us two 03:23:26.800 --> 03:23:29.840 is that we have a different starting point right now. 03:23:30.800 --> 03:23:33.360 But you have access to me. 03:23:34.000 --> 03:23:37.760 You have access to somebody that every game is going to tell you what to do. 03:23:38.040 --> 03:23:39.920 That's going to give you insight. 03:23:39.920 --> 03:23:44.080 That's going to tell you what should be done and how to get it done. 03:23:44.440 --> 03:23:49.640 And if you even absorb one percent of my teachings, every single day, Jinxie, 03:23:49.640 --> 03:23:56.640 You will become challenger with ease. 03:23:56.640 --> 03:24:00.840 So what you're going to do now is you're going to share your screen and you're going to fucking 03:24:00.840 --> 03:24:08.000 dominate this lobby in a way that not even you would have thought possible. 03:24:08.000 --> 03:24:10.000 Do you understand me? 03:24:10.000 --> 03:24:11.000 Yes! 03:24:11.000 --> 03:24:12.000 Yes! 03:24:12.000 --> 03:24:13.000 Yes! 03:24:13.000 --> 03:24:14.000 Come on! 03:24:14.000 --> 03:24:15.000 Come on! 03:24:15.000 --> 03:24:16.000 Come on! 03:24:16.000 --> 03:24:17.000 Come on! 03:24:17.000 --> 03:24:18.000 Come on! 03:24:18.000 --> 03:24:26.120 I've lost five of my last six games because I lost my way. 03:24:26.120 --> 03:24:32.720 There's no goddamn reason why I should be going negative in a fucking bronze lobby ever. 03:24:32.720 --> 03:24:39.080 It's unacceptable. 03:24:39.080 --> 03:24:44.800 The reason why you're losing these games that I've wanted to listen to me right now is because 03:24:44.800 --> 03:24:48.280 you're trying to force the late game to come too early. 03:24:48.960 --> 03:24:53.440 What do you notice I do in almost all my games in the early stages? 03:24:55.000 --> 03:24:57.440 In the early stages, you farm. 03:24:58.280 --> 03:25:00.160 And what happens when I don't farm? 03:25:02.280 --> 03:25:04.000 You lose. 03:25:04.560 --> 03:25:05.360 Exactly. 03:25:06.040 --> 03:25:10.360 The thing that separates Iron from Challenger, unironically, 03:25:10.360 --> 03:25:17.920 Jinxie if you just farm is literally just your mechanics and when I watched you last 03:25:17.920 --> 03:25:23.620 time you dropped 30 fucking kills and you got a 10 to kill on Master Yi. 03:25:23.620 --> 03:25:28.300 So I don't think your mechanics are gonna hold you back. 03:25:28.300 --> 03:25:33.240 So your only issue in League of Legends Jinxie isn't that you're not good enough. 03:25:33.240 --> 03:25:37.940 It's not that you're clueless without me and it's not that you don't have a champ that 03:25:37.940 --> 03:25:40.000 you synergized with. 03:25:40.000 --> 03:25:45.700 It's just the fact that you're trying to force too much too early. 03:25:45.700 --> 03:25:53.820 Because when you play on your terms, you drop 30 kills, you get pentas, and you shit on 03:25:53.820 --> 03:25:54.820 everyone! 03:25:54.820 --> 03:25:57.820 My blade is yours! 03:25:57.820 --> 03:26:00.900 My blade is yours! 03:26:00.900 --> 03:26:03.580 My blade is yours! 03:26:03.580 --> 03:26:09.300 I got 32 kills, which is cool, but now I want 40. 03:26:09.300 --> 03:26:19.380 I want 40 and I'm gonna give this entire enemy team ruthless backshots as long as they're 03:26:19.380 --> 03:26:22.100 18 plus in consent. 03:26:22.100 --> 03:26:32.660 Jynxie, I want you to come on their backs so hard that they think they're visiting Niagara Falls! 03:26:32.660 --> 03:26:35.660 Yes, Master. 03:26:35.660 --> 03:26:36.660 Okay, right. 03:26:36.660 --> 03:26:37.660 Make sure you have the right rings. 03:26:37.660 --> 03:26:45.420 I do farm scale legal tempo farm scale farm scale farm scale find the weak player kill the weak player 03:26:45.460 --> 03:26:54.100 Get stronger target the low HP guys get stronger Q e w Q e w Q e w R Q e w R 03:26:54.660 --> 03:26:57.980 R Q e w murder murder murder blood everywhere 03:26:58.660 --> 03:27:05.820 Decapitation now Jinxie there's something that you would have noticed if you're watching my games on you when it came to team fighting 03:27:05.820 --> 03:27:12.920 Do you know why I was able to carry almost every fight as mastery because you never engaged you always wait ever engage? 03:27:13.540 --> 03:27:18.900 Exactly, that's my problem. Yes, and even if it means that your entire team has to die 03:27:19.100 --> 03:27:22.180 Then you wait until you get that perfect opportunity 03:27:22.420 --> 03:27:29.980 And then you go in and I don't give a fuck how many people have to die for that opportunity to prevent it to present itself 03:27:29.980 --> 03:27:31.300 Do you understand me? 03:27:31.300 --> 03:27:37.440 I don't give a fuck if your entire team has to sit there with their bicks in their hands looking at a gray screen 03:27:37.440 --> 03:27:40.040 It's you getting the perfect engage 03:27:40.480 --> 03:27:46.400 And I do not want you to allow yourself to get pressured by anybody else into doing anything 03:27:47.000 --> 03:27:50.600 Suboptimal just because you feel like you have to force something 03:27:53.240 --> 03:27:55.240 Yes, master 03:27:55.240 --> 03:28:00.240 Alright, let me go get my way for a kiss because I got chow. 03:28:00.240 --> 03:28:02.240 I'll be back in like 30 seconds. 03:28:02.240 --> 03:28:06.240 Okay, chat. 03:28:06.240 --> 03:28:10.240 What I'm going to start doing from now on, because this happens in the mornings, 03:28:10.240 --> 03:28:14.240 I'm going to slash mute all because all of my teammates are lobotomites 03:28:14.240 --> 03:28:17.240 who have been playing this game for five years and they're still in bruns. 03:28:17.240 --> 03:28:21.240 So I'm not going to allow a lobotomite to infect my mind. 03:28:21.240 --> 03:28:24.240 Slash, this is what I'm going to do at the start of every game. 03:28:24.240 --> 03:28:28.200 Slash mute all because all of my teammates I look at their stats 03:28:28.200 --> 03:28:32.480 They've been playing the game for two years and they're brats so they can go literally fuck themselves 03:28:33.120 --> 03:28:37.100 There you go good. That's a fucking few more people from you 03:28:38.280 --> 03:28:40.280 for 03:28:40.800 --> 03:28:47.180 For for for me film to be a lot of it. No for for me for me 03:28:47.180 --> 03:28:52.940 It's fun from you to follow me from you. I just I just yeah, I got it. I got it 03:28:52.940 --> 03:28:57.700 I just muted all slash me at all. Yep. Good. Okay, so now James T because all 03:28:57.700 --> 03:29:00.860 my teammates have been playing the game for two years and they're all broad so 03:29:00.860 --> 03:29:04.620 if they want to ping something they can ping a fucking coffin in game 03:29:08.620 --> 03:29:13.340 That's fucking right and James T when you sit down you adopt this philosophy 03:29:13.340 --> 03:29:18.400 I just want you to understand that you're gonna have a bunch of naysayers that are going to tell you Gainty 03:29:18.400 --> 03:29:23.660 That's really toxic. You need to pay for your team a new listen to the pings and you know what you tell those fuck 03:29:23.660 --> 03:29:25.660 MY TEAM CAN DIE 03:29:25.660 --> 03:29:27.660 THEN GET IN FUCKING DIE 03:29:27.900 --> 03:29:29.900 MY TEAM CAN DIE 03:29:30.700 --> 03:29:36.400 You game in game in game Gainty you tell them my coach is 03:29:36.980 --> 03:29:41.540 Challenger and he does this shit in his fucking games 03:29:43.340 --> 03:29:46.460 All right, so it's got done 03:29:47.900 --> 03:29:54.020 Your junior cube was your um, was your wife proud of you ready challenging? I should see bring right now 03:29:56.900 --> 03:29:58.340 Okay 03:29:58.340 --> 03:30:00.020 Bout her when she wakes up 03:30:00.020 --> 03:30:05.440 So now we're gonna do Janksie head a little bit towards the the rappers because remember we don't want to join early 03:30:05.440 --> 03:30:07.100 I don't know if you notice but in my games 03:30:07.100 --> 03:30:10.260 I literally wasn't even joining in the early stages because we don't play anyway 03:30:10.260 --> 03:30:17.800 We got camps, but okay, exactly. Yeah, so it's like the thing of the string see that if you clear your camps even one second faster 03:30:17.820 --> 03:30:22.420 Right, then it's like it's worth you just setting that and fucking focusing on your camps 03:30:22.420 --> 03:30:24.900 Because even if you know what's going on top lane right now 03:30:25.020 --> 03:30:29.900 How's that gonna help your game in any way at all right? It's not like it doesn't 03:30:33.940 --> 03:30:37.700 Yep, so you got to make sure that you're always focused on the big one that's okay 03:30:37.700 --> 03:30:43.620 Alright, what about the last one? Perfect. So now Jinxie, something I want to see you 03:30:43.620 --> 03:30:48.180 start doing, use your Q. Something I want you to start doing is I want you to use your 03:30:48.180 --> 03:30:52.900 Q to get to camps when it's up. So you'll notice when I'm clearing the reason my mind 03:30:52.900 --> 03:30:58.140 looks so good is because I know where the position of the jungle camps is and I'll 03:30:58.140 --> 03:31:03.300 always like I'll hover my mouse over where I know the big monster is and I Q right away 03:31:03.300 --> 03:31:06.740 So that the second I get vision I can instantly use it. Okay. Yes 03:31:07.260 --> 03:31:10.760 That makes sense because yeah, because the thing is you think about this way 03:31:10.760 --> 03:31:16.360 And this is one of the reasons why what I'm gonna also want you to do is at one point you can do this option as well 03:31:16.360 --> 03:31:22.200 I want you to practice your folk here and practice tool until it looks almost identical to mine 03:31:22.640 --> 03:31:28.800 Even with like this mighting the gromp and all that stuff because if you can master that and you just master your folk here 03:31:28.800 --> 03:31:31.560 Then after that, it's pentacle machine 03:31:31.560 --> 03:31:36.540 You're gonna be fucking lightening my queen pentakill machine 03:31:37.040 --> 03:31:40.520 Understand you're gonna have to back off here. So now I wanted to chew to the yep 03:31:40.520 --> 03:31:42.640 This one run to the top cabinet. You know this one 03:31:43.840 --> 03:31:46.800 To on the a call if she walks in she walks in the cure 03:31:48.400 --> 03:31:50.400 Yes, I'll be tell me tell me tell me 03:31:53.040 --> 03:31:54.880 I 03:31:54.880 --> 03:31:56.880 Tried to smite almost 03:31:57.640 --> 03:31:59.640 I smite the cannon, but I didn't 03:31:59.640 --> 03:32:05.060 Yeah, but you got with the red buff so it's worth snow jinx you open up your shop the kraken sir kraken sir 03:32:05.060 --> 03:32:07.060 I click the kraken sir good 03:32:08.400 --> 03:32:14.840 Always always cracking with you or not. Yep. Always cracking always cracking never work. We knows no 03:32:15.720 --> 03:32:22.460 No, uh, Bork Bork we can we can talk about later because it's like the thing is that work is good versus tanks 03:32:22.460 --> 03:32:24.460 They're only gonna have to worry about that third fourth item 03:32:24.460 --> 03:32:30.300 But I really just want you to do right now is I want you to just get your mechanics down because the thing about it 03:32:30.820 --> 03:32:36.220 It's like I wanted to understand Jim see that I play jungle in a way that makes people hate me and 03:32:36.980 --> 03:32:43.960 Once you realize this you're gonna understand just how amazing that really is right because the reason why people hate me 03:32:43.960 --> 03:32:48.360 It's cuz I only play for myself and I dictate whether we win or lose and 03:32:48.360 --> 03:32:50.360 And part of the reason why is because- 03:32:50.360 --> 03:32:52.360 That is awesome, by the way, sorry. 03:32:52.360 --> 03:32:53.360 Yes, yes, no it is. 03:32:53.360 --> 03:32:57.360 Because the thing is, Jency, that when you play for yourself, you are in control. 03:32:57.360 --> 03:33:03.360 So that's the reason why I want you to sit there, and I really want you to take mechanics more seriously. 03:33:03.360 --> 03:33:06.360 Because especially on Master Yi, I'm telling you, Jency, 03:33:06.360 --> 03:33:12.360 you will be dropping dick in every single one of your games, all the way up Team and Challenger. 03:33:12.360 --> 03:33:19.120 Because if I can 1v9 games with Master Yi and Challenger, then you better fucking believe that you can too. 03:33:19.120 --> 03:33:25.440 So at that point it's literally just a learning gap. That's all it is, bro. Do you understand? 03:33:25.440 --> 03:33:26.520 Yes, sir. Yes, sir. 03:33:27.640 --> 03:33:29.160 So let's get the fuck done now. 03:33:32.560 --> 03:33:40.440 Okay, so now what you're gonna do, you're gonna, yes, exactly, you're gonna play on the, uh, the Krugs, and then after Krugs, where are you looking? 03:33:40.440 --> 03:33:44.880 here but I'm gonna cue it watch watch this I'm gonna do it just like my 03:33:44.880 --> 03:33:52.200 yep I wanted to instu and remember press you as you're doing you nice yes 03:33:52.200 --> 03:34:00.300 yes jing see don't forget to use your W to auto cancel okay yeah so do you want 03:34:00.300 --> 03:34:04.080 to know the reason why you'll never really see me drunk when I play jungle 03:34:04.080 --> 03:34:14.580 Why? It's because my eyes are always on three things. The camp I'm farming, my HUD, and my mini map. 03:34:14.580 --> 03:34:21.080 So you look at your HUD when your abilities are going to respawn so I can actually like do something or you're not doing dragon there. 03:34:21.080 --> 03:34:25.580 You're not doing dragon. I want you to go to your blue buff. And I'll tell you why in a second. 03:34:25.580 --> 03:34:29.580 So the reason why you're not doing dragon is because Diana topped the bot full clear, right? 03:34:29.580 --> 03:34:35.440 So if the Diana fights you right now on dragon, then there's a chance that she could have killed you now 03:34:35.500 --> 03:34:40.240 She's not there clearly so we were wrong, but we're setting up a good habit you understand 03:34:41.100 --> 03:34:43.800 Yeah, but I don't know how I'm gonna keep talking about when I'm not screaming 03:34:44.580 --> 03:34:50.020 Yeah, well, that's fine. So how you're gonna keep track of it is you're just gonna say unless 03:34:50.460 --> 03:34:54.140 My team has insane priority in both lanes 03:34:54.660 --> 03:34:56.660 I'm not doing this 03:34:56.660 --> 03:34:59.660 Invade her red. Invade her red. Invade her red. 03:34:59.660 --> 03:35:02.660 Why? Why? 03:35:02.660 --> 03:35:06.660 Because if she didn't talk to you about Folklare and you cleared your boobuff, 03:35:06.660 --> 03:35:08.660 then there's a good chance that her red is up. 03:35:08.660 --> 03:35:12.660 And if it is, drinksy, then we're gonna slash her fucking throat open 03:35:12.660 --> 03:35:15.660 and drink her blood like it's a Sunday wine. 03:35:15.660 --> 03:35:18.660 Let me kill. Let me kill. 03:35:18.660 --> 03:35:20.660 Keep fighting. Keep fighting. Keep fighting. 03:35:20.660 --> 03:35:22.660 Don't stop. 03:35:22.660 --> 03:35:24.660 Q Q 03:35:25.620 --> 03:35:27.620 Nice back up back up back up 03:35:28.180 --> 03:35:32.900 Okay, now wait, I want you to hover on top of the motor coaster like walk up walk up you can probably go back in 03:35:35.420 --> 03:35:41.620 Keep running keep running that was good. That was good. Keep running. Just run run all the way back. Just run away. Just run away 03:35:43.340 --> 03:35:45.340 It's okay, it's all right. You're good 03:35:46.300 --> 03:35:48.300 Sorry, I 03:35:48.300 --> 03:35:51.300 Sorry, what could I have done different there? 03:35:51.300 --> 03:36:01.300 So that what you should have done is when you saw that your Viro was going in on the Mordekaiser, you walked towards the Mordekaiser, but not in range close enough for him to land abilities. 03:36:01.300 --> 03:36:10.300 That way when he uses all his abilities, you can go in and just kill him. That's another thing you'll have noticed in my games. 03:36:10.300 --> 03:36:17.300 I'll always hover on the outskirts of a pipe, even when I'm very low, because I still want to find my way to sneak back in. 03:36:17.300 --> 03:36:23.020 back in. Like Jinxie, you need to literally be a lore accurate ninja. Do you understand? 03:36:23.020 --> 03:36:26.580 Yes. Yes, yes. 03:36:26.580 --> 03:36:32.340 Now remember, use your W. Yeah, Wolves are next. But remember, so now, so now I want 03:36:32.340 --> 03:36:37.700 you to lead with your Q on the Wolves. I want to just max range it. Nice! There's so much 03:36:37.700 --> 03:36:43.020 nicer it's looking. Now W the second it's up. There you go. And now you can just kite. 03:36:43.020 --> 03:36:45.020 Perfect. Now Nikaid. It's now Q. 03:36:46.520 --> 03:36:48.020 There you go. Now you walk away. 03:36:48.020 --> 03:36:51.520 Like, do you see already how much more fluid your clear feels? 03:36:51.520 --> 03:36:53.020 Yeah, way more, way more. 03:36:53.020 --> 03:36:57.020 And I'm telling you, if you sit there and you perfect your clear, right, 03:36:57.020 --> 03:36:59.520 you will get to a point where you're going to be 9 minutes into the game, 03:36:59.520 --> 03:37:03.020 and instead of being 57 CS, you're going to have 80, 03:37:03.020 --> 03:37:05.520 and you're going to feel like fucking Thanos, 03:37:05.520 --> 03:37:09.020 because every game Jinx is just you playing for 3 items, 03:37:09.020 --> 03:37:16.020 And then when you get those three items, you fucking make the enemy team rule the goddamn date. You understand? 03:37:16.020 --> 03:37:18.020 Yes 03:37:18.020 --> 03:37:19.620 Now I want you to sit down 03:37:19.620 --> 03:37:25.220 I want you to look more often at your at your HUD so you can see when your abilities are coming back up 03:37:25.220 --> 03:37:27.600 So you can use them in something. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, yeah 03:37:28.060 --> 03:37:34.420 Because I think that's one of the reasons why so like how it's gonna work is you're just gonna kind of like glance and cheer for example 03:37:34.420 --> 03:37:38.700 right you see W's on four seconds so you can look at your mini map and then in 03:37:38.700 --> 03:37:42.060 three seconds we're gonna glance back at our hut you see what I'm talking about 03:37:42.060 --> 03:37:48.500 yes okay you don't have to go bot here yet okay now look for the smaller now 03:37:48.500 --> 03:37:52.180 look for the smaller go for this go for this this is your kill this has jinx 03:37:52.180 --> 03:37:56.580 he written all over it go for this one they go for this one it's not me nice 03:37:56.580 --> 03:38:02.940 fall with the it's fine go for the cannon no no no cannon cannon it's okay it's 03:38:02.940 --> 03:38:06.540 It's a lucky ad flash. So now you're gonna go in the drag. Just go drag. 03:38:07.740 --> 03:38:10.540 So the reason why now you're dragging is because you don't have priority. 03:38:10.940 --> 03:38:12.940 Yeah, exactly. It's because you're fucking strong. 03:38:12.940 --> 03:38:13.940 Motherfucker and the supports. 03:38:13.940 --> 03:38:17.940 So and look, also Diana and me team I was saying void grubs. 03:38:18.040 --> 03:38:20.140 So you know, she's not on the same side of the map as you. 03:38:20.140 --> 03:38:21.140 Yes. So it's free. 03:38:25.040 --> 03:38:26.240 Gonna recall after this, you think? 03:38:27.540 --> 03:38:27.940 Yep. 03:38:29.140 --> 03:38:31.440 Okay, try to kill this as fast as you can. 03:38:31.440 --> 03:38:34.480 No, no, just focus the giant. Maybe you're feeling the time. 03:38:34.480 --> 03:38:35.760 That's so lucky. 03:38:35.760 --> 03:38:37.520 I don't know, I think it's just so lucky. 03:38:38.800 --> 03:38:41.440 Bro, I hate Timo players so much! 03:38:42.800 --> 03:38:45.360 Well, what's the first thing I told you about Timo players? 03:38:45.360 --> 03:38:46.320 What's the first thing you said? 03:38:46.320 --> 03:38:47.520 Ah, PDF files. 03:38:48.320 --> 03:38:50.080 Every single one of them, yes. 03:38:50.080 --> 03:38:50.960 Every single one of them. 03:38:52.640 --> 03:38:55.520 Oh my god, they always just come when I'm doing dragon. 03:38:55.520 --> 03:38:56.880 It's so annoying. 03:38:56.880 --> 03:38:58.160 You have a jing-si. 03:38:58.160 --> 03:39:01.120 Every time you're in a position like this game, where you're one and three, 03:39:01.440 --> 03:39:04.080 I wanted to think back to my challenger rank up game. 03:39:04.080 --> 03:39:05.280 What was my score? 03:39:05.280 --> 03:39:06.280 0-1-4. 03:39:06.280 --> 03:39:07.780 I was 0-1-4. 03:39:07.780 --> 03:39:11.960 I started off that game, Jinxie getting 4-man invaded by the enemy on my red buff. 03:39:11.960 --> 03:39:13.480 That's how bad they wanted me to lose. 03:39:13.480 --> 03:39:15.840 4-man invaded by the way, you never see that. 03:39:15.840 --> 03:39:17.000 I wanted to walk straight top here. 03:39:17.000 --> 03:39:18.000 Walk straight top. 03:39:18.000 --> 03:39:22.000 Slippery enough for this? 03:39:22.000 --> 03:39:23.560 Yeah, get the free kill. 03:39:23.560 --> 03:39:26.400 Get the free kill. 03:39:26.400 --> 03:39:28.600 Path all the way to the edge, that wall, that wall there. 03:39:28.600 --> 03:39:30.160 Yeah, so you can micut him off. 03:39:30.160 --> 03:39:31.160 And now you can walk up. 03:39:31.160 --> 03:39:39.200 now walk up. E? So you're gonna E and then Q? Don't, don't lead with Q though. Okay. 03:39:39.200 --> 03:39:42.820 So do you know why I said don't lead with Q there? Because I can use it as a dodge. 03:39:42.820 --> 03:39:48.000 A dodge button. Yeah, exactly. So there, when they're in a position that it's like 03:39:48.000 --> 03:39:54.000 that, think of it this way. As Master Yi, your first attack is your autos. Your Q is 03:39:54.000 --> 03:39:58.960 your follow up. If you lead fights with Q, then you have no way to actually live. 03:39:58.960 --> 03:40:04.900 That's another reason why a lot of the times when you're watching me team fighting you would see that I would like wait off to the side 03:40:04.900 --> 03:40:08.580 I would go in with my R E and then I would use my entire combo 03:40:08.580 --> 03:40:14.040 And I would hold on to my Q because your two is your lifeline if you waste the lifeline you're fucked 03:40:14.040 --> 03:40:17.520 You understand so I lead with my auto. Thank you 03:40:18.000 --> 03:40:22.560 Yes, exactly because then imagine you run at them with your are right 03:40:23.400 --> 03:40:26.160 Imagine you queue on to them and we flash away. What happens? 03:40:26.160 --> 03:40:31.160 I'm glad to meet these guys. 03:40:31.160 --> 03:40:33.160 That's what I like to see. 03:40:33.160 --> 03:40:36.160 Imagine if you end my flash, I just stay with them. 03:40:36.160 --> 03:40:37.160 No, no. 03:40:37.160 --> 03:40:43.160 Like, if you leave with your Q and then after your Q ends when they flash, then they win, right? 03:40:43.160 --> 03:40:44.160 Yeah. 03:40:44.160 --> 03:40:48.160 It's kind of like, think about how Warwick holds his Q, right? 03:40:48.160 --> 03:40:53.160 Master Yi, you want to hold your Q but in a way where it's like you don't use it until you have to. 03:40:53.160 --> 03:40:55.160 Now what about, what about before Krags? 03:40:55.160 --> 03:40:57.160 And the reason why is because... 03:41:00.160 --> 03:41:01.160 None of this? 03:41:02.160 --> 03:41:05.160 Okay, you can go for this. Timo's a cox, I could go for your cox now. 03:41:06.160 --> 03:41:09.160 Or actually, yeah, no, no, go cox, go cox, cox are okay. 03:41:11.160 --> 03:41:15.160 So yeah, so the thing about Yi, and the reason why I actually love playing him recently, 03:41:15.160 --> 03:41:19.160 is because he's kind of like what Hecarim used to be. 03:41:19.160 --> 03:41:24.160 Because Hecarim used to be a champion where once you would get to three items, you just carry the game. 03:41:24.160 --> 03:41:30.780 So the entire game is literally just you like you only take guaranteed shit until three items and then once you have three 03:41:30.780 --> 03:41:34.200 You fucking start killing everybody. I want you to buy 03:41:35.440 --> 03:41:40.000 Okay, so the boots I'm gonna want you to start buying I wanted to hover over the boots because I want to show you 03:41:41.120 --> 03:41:45.600 When you shop on the bottom bottom up. So you see those red ones on the left 03:41:46.760 --> 03:41:52.720 Yes, you're gonna start buying those I've been buying them every game because those boots heal you for all the damage you deal 03:41:52.720 --> 03:41:56.800 Walk straight top here. Walk straight top. You still have downtime for 20 seconds 03:41:56.800 --> 03:42:01.240 So we're gonna look for a playwright because you always want to be active on the map 03:42:01.520 --> 03:42:06.960 Number one rule of being a greedy jungler, which is what we are is you want to sit down and be active 03:42:06.960 --> 03:42:09.520 Don't walk too close. Don't want to close. Okay. Now you're good 03:42:09.520 --> 03:42:12.960 So now stay on top of the red dot that red dot is where a Mordekaiser is 03:42:13.040 --> 03:42:18.160 So I'm just gonna want you to walk up to him and then you can on are nice now. Don't cue 03:42:18.160 --> 03:42:20.160 Nice! Good! 03:42:20.160 --> 03:42:22.160 I got a cannon! 03:42:22.160 --> 03:42:24.160 Nice! 03:42:24.160 --> 03:42:26.160 Good! 03:42:26.160 --> 03:42:28.160 But do you see what I mean? 03:42:28.160 --> 03:42:30.160 Like, now you're actually holding your two, 03:42:30.160 --> 03:42:32.160 like already, Jinxi, 03:42:32.160 --> 03:42:34.160 you're starting to understand 03:42:34.160 --> 03:42:36.160 fundamental mastery mechanics 03:42:36.160 --> 03:42:38.160 that are the differences between the good ones 03:42:38.160 --> 03:42:40.160 and the great ones. Do you see what I mean? 03:42:40.160 --> 03:42:42.160 Yes sir! 03:42:42.160 --> 03:42:44.160 Probably come to slow Dino's fucking head off. 03:42:44.160 --> 03:42:46.160 Yeah, you're going to do it soon. 03:42:46.160 --> 03:42:52.180 But I want to turn you into fucking war machine. That's what you need to be. You need to be a fucking war machine, bro 03:42:56.480 --> 03:42:59.240 All right, now look on the the Raptors here 03:43:02.680 --> 03:43:04.960 I want to drop this fucking Demos fucking head off 03:43:05.520 --> 03:43:10.000 Yep, but already done. I'm telling you. I'm loving watching it clear. Don't forget to use your W 03:43:10.200 --> 03:43:15.520 Right now your W is the only thing and also when you're cleaning the Raptors make sure that you're only ever autoing the big one 03:43:15.520 --> 03:43:27.400 okay so now you're gonna pound the 03:43:27.400 --> 03:43:29.200 crugs after the crugs I want to look on 03:43:29.200 --> 03:43:30.800 dragon 03:43:30.800 --> 03:43:34.600 crugs first and like 03:43:39.600 --> 03:43:42.200 don't forget about your W one you got 03:43:42.200 --> 03:43:43.760 you got a sort of you got sort of 03:43:43.760 --> 03:43:48.520 actively using it. We need to unlock it. It's like right now, GenC, you have three 03:43:48.520 --> 03:43:52.600 weapons in your arsenal and you're only using two. We need to be activating all 03:43:52.600 --> 03:43:57.560 three, right? Okay, I want you to ward over the wall and say dragon. Ward over the 03:43:57.560 --> 03:44:02.360 wall. Okay, go kill the smother bot. You see bot? On your main map? 03:44:02.360 --> 03:44:06.360 I'm gonna hit him, bop bop bop bop bop bop, press R, just press R and run at it. 03:44:06.360 --> 03:44:07.360 Nice. 03:44:15.360 --> 03:44:17.360 Sorry for meeting with my Q, sorry. 03:44:17.360 --> 03:44:18.360 Bye bye. 03:44:18.360 --> 03:44:21.360 So there, yeah, well you already know what the issue is, right? 03:44:21.360 --> 03:44:23.360 And I'm telling you, it's a thing. 03:44:23.360 --> 03:44:25.360 I wanted to buy the red boots now. 03:44:25.360 --> 03:44:27.360 Buy the red boots I told you about? 03:44:27.360 --> 03:44:28.360 Yeah, there. 03:44:28.360 --> 03:44:33.720 It's a thing I'm and also I click your glances because you have enough gold for another component 03:44:33.760 --> 03:44:41.080 But that's one thing it's like listen these are things that are gonna take a while for you to actually adopt into your gameplay 03:44:41.080 --> 03:44:44.820 But the second that you do it's gonna be so much better 03:44:45.640 --> 03:44:49.440 Right, why can I never ward into a dragon pit? It never works 03:44:51.600 --> 03:44:53.600 Nothing happens like everybody else does it 03:44:53.600 --> 03:44:59.000 Okay, because Jinxie, you want to ward where the edge of the dragon pit is. 03:44:59.000 --> 03:45:00.800 I DO NOTHING HAPPENED! 03:45:00.800 --> 03:45:10.300 Then, walk to the edge of the pit next time and then ward, because if you try warding too far away from it, it auto-pats you to walking towards it, right? 03:45:10.300 --> 03:45:12.900 It considers it almost like a movement command. 03:45:12.900 --> 03:45:14.900 Okay, fight the damage here. Butter? 03:45:15.900 --> 03:45:17.900 You're eased up in one second. 03:45:18.900 --> 03:45:20.900 Okay, back of a... 03:45:20.900 --> 03:45:23.900 Yeah you have to run here, you have to run. 03:45:23.900 --> 03:45:24.900 Try to run off. 03:45:24.900 --> 03:45:25.900 It's okay. 03:45:25.900 --> 03:45:26.900 What the fuck, man! 03:45:26.900 --> 03:45:27.900 What the fuck! 03:45:27.900 --> 03:45:28.900 Okay, your team gets it. 03:45:28.900 --> 03:45:29.900 That's fine. 03:45:29.900 --> 03:45:40.900 So now listen, once we get to two items, that's going to be where we start going fucking crazy, 03:45:40.900 --> 03:45:41.900 okay? 03:45:41.900 --> 03:45:45.420 Like, I want you to feel all this pain, all this fury, and all this rage inside of you. 03:45:45.420 --> 03:45:50.540 I want you to harness it, and you just cannot bottle it all up for now, and the second you 03:45:50.540 --> 03:45:53.620 you have that green nose, you're gonna unleash it, okay? 03:45:54.860 --> 03:45:56.380 Okay. 03:45:56.380 --> 03:45:57.720 Mike, Jinx, you think you can do that? 03:45:57.720 --> 03:45:59.140 Oh, Mike, I just always die! 03:45:59.140 --> 03:46:01.580 Ha ha ha ha ha! 03:46:01.580 --> 03:46:03.260 Everyone has some fucking plot armor 03:46:03.260 --> 03:46:04.580 whenever I chase them down, 03:46:04.580 --> 03:46:07.560 but whenever I get chased down, it's just a horror movie. 03:46:09.540 --> 03:46:11.740 Some fucking absurd plot armor. 03:46:12.660 --> 03:46:15.260 Yep, that's like role one of League. 03:46:15.260 --> 03:46:18.660 Okay, so now you're gonna look for the blue chair, 03:46:18.660 --> 03:46:25.660 and then we're gonna clear all the way towards Krugs 03:46:28.520 --> 03:46:33.520 now look on the wolves, this is good 03:46:33.520 --> 03:46:39.020 master he! 03:46:39.020 --> 03:46:40.040 very good 03:46:40.040 --> 03:46:44.440 someone you play on the afters, after afters you're gonna look on Krugs 03:46:44.440 --> 03:46:46.440 Caster good game 03:46:51.840 --> 03:46:57.720 Ignore the Akali. If Ashe dies so that we can secure 100 gold then that's good for us. Kill last raptor 03:46:59.880 --> 03:47:01.800 Nice 03:47:01.800 --> 03:47:03.160 Now after you do this 03:47:03.160 --> 03:47:10.080 I wonder if they're both side and the reason why is because she's top so since top side has killed a mini-crank sir 03:47:10.080 --> 03:47:18.080 Since our top side is only coming up at like a minute 40 with wolves, then we're gonna have nothing to do on the map, so let's invade bot. 03:47:18.080 --> 03:47:20.080 Invade here? 03:47:20.080 --> 03:47:21.080 Yep. 03:47:23.080 --> 03:47:26.080 Okay, look on blue. Perfect, take that blue. 03:47:26.080 --> 03:47:28.080 Then after I want you to look on the ground. 03:47:32.080 --> 03:47:35.080 Now, don't forget to kite your camps, okay? 03:47:35.080 --> 03:47:40.480 So now James I wanted to ward in this bush, ward in that bush with the circle. 03:47:40.480 --> 03:47:41.480 Okay, back up. 03:47:41.480 --> 03:47:45.400 Yeah, just wait, just wait, just wait, cause he probably has an entire team now. 03:47:45.400 --> 03:47:48.760 Widen this bush, just wait right here, wait a minute, just sit here. 03:47:48.760 --> 03:47:49.960 Sit here and wait. 03:47:49.960 --> 03:47:54.040 When that little dragon fuck shows balling, you're gonna smash this gull against the fucking 03:47:54.040 --> 03:47:55.040 pavement. 03:47:55.040 --> 03:47:56.040 Do you understand me? 03:47:56.040 --> 03:47:57.040 Yes, sir. 03:47:57.040 --> 03:47:58.040 Wait a little bit. 03:47:58.040 --> 03:48:04.040 We're gonna wait another 10, 9, 8, 7, 6. 03:48:04.040 --> 03:48:07.040 Okay now walk up look on the ground see if he's on it 03:48:09.320 --> 03:48:11.920 Smite it okay. Yeah, we just run 03:48:14.040 --> 03:48:18.000 Yeah, just run just run you're good. I mean that's actually fucking retarded 03:48:18.000 --> 03:48:21.760 I don't understand what that was like he didn't walk up. There probably wasn't a ward either 03:48:21.880 --> 03:48:25.960 It's senseless gameplay, but it's good because now you're gonna have your two items. I 03:48:26.640 --> 03:48:32.120 Wonder Joan Bob look at all the way he is because I don't think he has yeah, go for this flopper. I have no R 03:48:32.120 --> 03:48:38.840 you sure yeah you're gonna hear it worst case you just get the next wave get 03:48:38.840 --> 03:48:44.080 the next wave yep so now get this way 03:48:44.080 --> 03:48:52.520 perfect take the next one too next one too then you're gonna recall 03:48:52.520 --> 03:49:03.360 next one too like the next next one no like this one that's it can boggles get 03:49:03.360 --> 03:49:09.240 the fuck out get out okay jingsy reset do you want me to hand a boggles for you 03:49:09.240 --> 03:49:15.640 yes please bro please boggles 03:49:15.640 --> 03:49:19.640 I'm not on top of a channel and I want you to... 03:49:19.640 --> 03:49:21.640 Do you want me to finish Shutdown? 03:49:21.640 --> 03:49:23.640 No, no, no. 03:49:23.640 --> 03:49:28.640 Alright, so now what you're going to do is you're going to look for the Krugs, and then after Krugs you're just going to full clear up. 03:49:28.640 --> 03:49:30.640 Fuck the dragon? 03:49:30.640 --> 03:49:31.640 Yep. 03:49:31.640 --> 03:49:32.640 Why? 03:49:32.640 --> 03:49:38.640 Because the thing is that Diana right now is really strong so if she goes for it, then it's going to be bad for you. 03:49:38.640 --> 03:49:40.640 So now hold tap for a second. 03:49:40.640 --> 03:49:44.640 I want to see if anybody on the enemy team is worth their Shutdown. 03:49:44.640 --> 03:49:57.000 top no really okay doesn't matter then okay so now look on this it's already 03:49:57.000 --> 03:50:01.860 getting really strong yeah you're good and now you're gonna do is you're gonna 03:50:01.860 --> 03:50:04.760 look for the most like see now you're getting to a point where now you're 03:50:04.760 --> 03:50:10.560 getting to main character status you understand yes yeah yeah I'm almost here 03:50:13.280 --> 03:50:28.600 if more to Kaiser walks top you fucking end his life you understand me now take 03:50:28.600 --> 03:50:33.280 the top wave exactly your laner's lanes become your new jungle camps once the 03:50:33.280 --> 03:50:39.860 landing face up. Oh I love your mindset. Yep there you go. Jinx he wants more gold. No no no stay top, stay top. 03:50:42.360 --> 03:50:47.800 So now we're gonna do Jinx's you're gonna stay top until Mordekaiser walks up and then you're just gonna fucking end his life. 03:50:47.800 --> 03:50:53.880 Do you understand? Yeah. So I don't want to use your abilities on the wave anymore because we need to have them up for Mordekaiser so we can kill him. 03:50:56.000 --> 03:51:02.820 Also his Q is when he does like the big sum on the ground. I want you to try using your Q to dodge that ability, okay? 03:51:03.280 --> 03:51:08.780 walk up, don't use your bodies on the way, just auto 03:51:08.780 --> 03:51:10.060 this is nice 03:51:10.060 --> 03:51:13.400 next wave two, next wave two, yep, control double 03:51:13.400 --> 03:51:15.740 ward in this bush, that's right here, now 03:51:15.740 --> 03:51:16.700 in the circle 03:51:16.700 --> 03:51:19.660 in the circle 03:51:19.660 --> 03:51:23.000 go on team one now, now, now he has no body, now, now 03:51:23.000 --> 03:51:24.220 or 03:51:24.220 --> 03:51:26.860 or, or 03:51:26.860 --> 03:51:30.340 bro, I thought I already, I missed my, ahhhhhhhhh 03:51:30.340 --> 03:51:32.340 FUCK! 03:51:35.640 --> 03:51:37.920 I MISSED MY FUCKING ARR! 03:51:38.260 --> 03:51:40.320 I WILL KILL MYSELF! 03:51:41.100 --> 03:51:41.860 Endgame 03:51:42.860 --> 03:51:43.840 So, Genki 03:51:43.840 --> 03:51:46.860 Don'tsads, this game is SO HARD! 03:51:47.620 --> 03:51:49.220 AND IT'S SO HARD! 03:51:49.340 --> 03:51:50.360 Q-W-E-R 03:51:50.360 --> 03:51:52.200 Look, look, look here, look there, look there! 03:51:52.340 --> 03:51:54.360 Buy this, buy that, we call here! 03:51:54.420 --> 03:51:57.560 Back up you can't fight this, engage now, don't engage yet! 03:51:57.560 --> 03:52:01.180 Like my head is gonna explode! 03:52:02.460 --> 03:52:04.460 Literally blow up my head! 03:52:04.460 --> 03:52:06.460 It's gonna blow up! 03:52:07.260 --> 03:52:10.380 Okay, I want you to go to your crugs and I want you to listen to your crugs. 03:52:12.620 --> 03:52:16.580 When you first saw playing Rainbow Six, were you good at the game? 03:52:17.180 --> 03:52:19.180 No. 03:52:19.180 --> 03:52:21.260 How did you feel the first time you had champion? 03:52:22.500 --> 03:52:25.940 Like I just had sex for the first time, but at that time I hadn't had sex yet. 03:52:25.940 --> 03:52:27.940 so I had nothing against that information. 03:52:28.940 --> 03:52:29.940 Exactly. 03:52:29.940 --> 03:52:33.440 So, you just have to understand that League is the same learning curve. 03:52:33.440 --> 03:52:36.440 Like, League is just a game where you're gonna have breakthroughs, right? 03:52:36.440 --> 03:52:38.940 There, for example, the reason why it went bad 03:52:38.940 --> 03:52:41.940 was because you right-clicked off the team 03:52:41.940 --> 03:52:44.440 and you're just kind of like running around for like three seconds. 03:52:44.440 --> 03:52:47.440 But in not three seconds, you could have auto-attacked them eight times. 03:52:47.440 --> 03:52:48.940 But why is he fighting me? 03:52:48.940 --> 03:52:50.440 Like, here's the thing. 03:52:50.440 --> 03:52:53.940 When someone walks at me like that, like, I assume there's a reason. 03:52:53.940 --> 03:52:55.940 Like if he actually is braindead 03:52:56.280 --> 03:52:59.820 Yes, I thought he's walking on me because he has his team or something no no no 03:52:59.820 --> 03:53:02.140 Jensie walk walk walk for the fight walk for this fight 03:53:02.400 --> 03:53:06.700 So the thing is I have to understand rule one of iron and bronze players is they all have cancer 03:53:06.900 --> 03:53:09.220 So you always want to look for fights because they're gonna 03:53:09.220 --> 03:53:11.420 I got no one for this. 03:53:11.420 --> 03:53:14.340 I got no one. 03:53:14.340 --> 03:53:20.980 You're not able to act shit. 03:53:20.980 --> 03:53:21.980 Yo Akali, you're not even on it! 03:53:21.980 --> 03:53:22.980 Not on it! 03:53:22.980 --> 03:53:23.980 Not on it! 03:53:23.980 --> 03:53:24.980 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 03:53:24.980 --> 03:53:25.980 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 03:53:25.980 --> 03:53:26.980 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 03:53:26.980 --> 03:53:27.980 No, no, we can't do this. 03:53:27.980 --> 03:53:28.980 Akali has an ability that makes it so you can auto-attack her. 03:53:28.980 --> 03:53:29.980 Cool. 03:53:29.980 --> 03:53:30.980 Of course she does. 03:53:30.980 --> 03:53:31.980 Ha ha ha. 03:53:31.980 --> 03:53:33.980 I mean, she probably has an ability where she takes my anal virginity too. 03:53:33.980 --> 03:53:34.980 Yeah. 03:53:34.980 --> 03:53:40.700 Yeah, everyone's got an ability for something everybody's got some bullshit fucking cheese everybody 03:53:42.180 --> 03:53:44.180 Okay, look on the bar crap bar 03:53:48.740 --> 03:53:50.740 Okay, now on your job, man 03:53:53.820 --> 03:53:55.820 Hey back in the 03:54:04.980 --> 03:54:06.980 Mord, I hope. 03:54:06.980 --> 03:54:08.980 Can't say that. Alright. 03:54:08.980 --> 03:54:10.980 Do you want to whisper it? 03:54:10.980 --> 03:54:14.980 Push camping with Mord. Nah, I can't even whisper it, that's bad. 03:54:16.980 --> 03:54:21.980 Okay, so like, now what you're going to do is I'm going to want you to look for out of base. 03:54:21.980 --> 03:54:23.980 You're going to look on the red buff. 03:54:23.980 --> 03:54:26.980 And now we're going to use our team as human shields so that we can get fed. 03:54:26.980 --> 03:54:28.980 Are you ready for that? 03:54:28.980 --> 03:54:30.980 Yeah. 03:54:30.980 --> 03:54:32.980 Yeah. 03:54:34.980 --> 03:54:39.540 Alright, so here what you're gonna do. Out of base, I want you to instantly run to the right buff. 03:54:49.500 --> 03:54:51.500 Jorn over the fight, fast. 03:54:53.260 --> 03:54:54.780 Alright, Jorn. 03:54:54.780 --> 03:54:59.020 So JnC, while you're Jorming, did you know that you can right-click and you 03:54:59.420 --> 03:55:04.780 right-click on top of where you're Jorming? You like you move towards it. So like Jorn and then right-click. 03:55:04.980 --> 03:55:14.460 what what are you saying what happened okay so let's say right now you hover 03:55:14.460 --> 03:55:20.040 over the crux and while you're just like yep just keep fighting keep fighting 03:55:20.040 --> 03:55:24.580 fighting teammate teammate 03:55:24.580 --> 03:55:34.100 why are you running away you brain dead teammate 03:55:34.100 --> 03:55:38.100 Oh, can I just face fuck this Timo? Please? I wanna kill him so bad. 03:55:40.100 --> 03:55:42.100 Not yet, not yet. Walk towards this holly. 03:55:45.100 --> 03:55:48.100 Kill her. Kill her. Remember, don't leave her. 03:55:49.100 --> 03:55:51.100 I can't kill her, she has HELLP! 03:55:52.100 --> 03:55:54.100 GOD DAMNED! 03:55:55.100 --> 03:55:57.100 SHE HAS HELLP! 03:56:04.100 --> 03:56:08.340 Okay, Jynx, what do you want me to do, bro? 03:56:08.340 --> 03:56:11.660 I'll turn into Jesus to win that, and there's two of them, and I'm under-leveled. 03:56:11.660 --> 03:56:12.660 I'm three and eight. 03:56:12.660 --> 03:56:13.660 I can't 1v2. 03:56:13.660 --> 03:56:14.660 You have two items. 03:56:14.660 --> 03:56:15.660 You can 1v2. 03:56:15.660 --> 03:56:18.060 The thing about it right now, I want you to buy Wood- 03:56:18.060 --> 03:56:19.060 I can't 1v2 that! 03:56:19.060 --> 03:56:20.060 I'm sorry, I have to disagree. 03:56:20.060 --> 03:56:21.060 You can. 03:56:21.060 --> 03:56:22.060 I'm literally three and seven. 03:56:22.060 --> 03:56:23.060 I can't 1v2. 03:56:23.060 --> 03:56:24.060 There's no fucking way! 03:56:24.060 --> 03:56:25.060 Let's go! 03:56:25.060 --> 03:56:26.060 I'm four! 03:56:26.060 --> 03:56:31.060 And I won V9 to challenge your game. 03:56:31.060 --> 03:56:38.360 game undo the item that you have and buy with son yes you can 1v9 a jing see 03:56:38.360 --> 03:56:46.380 you know me to buy this yes and then afterwards right click what son good 03:56:46.380 --> 03:57:00.460 the fuck is that that's the team all shrimps oh my god if you play team oh you should 03:57:00.460 --> 03:57:10.380 jump into oncoming fucking traffic end game in game yo I think it would actually be good 03:57:10.380 --> 03:57:17.380 if we start batting Teemo. Yeah, he gets played every game. Yeah, okay, look at this fight 03:57:17.380 --> 03:57:24.380 walking. Jinx, if this is all you. Yeah, I agree, I can fight this. Don't poke this 03:57:24.380 --> 03:57:33.380 some more. Yes, anyone but that fucking freak. Nice, go girl. This is good. Yes! Get the 03:57:33.380 --> 03:57:40.380 get the more now now get the more now you get the more 03:57:42.700 --> 03:57:43.260 that's one 03:57:43.260 --> 03:57:45.780 going out 03:57:45.780 --> 03:57:46.700 okay 03:57:46.700 --> 03:57:49.860 now you're not set him up for this 03:57:49.860 --> 03:57:56.860 i mean when you buy an item called terminus 03:57:56.940 --> 03:57:58.060 so yes 03:57:58.060 --> 03:58:02.160 so do you see how the enemy team has a lot of uh... they're like very tanky 03:58:02.160 --> 03:58:04.920 yeah 03:58:04.920 --> 03:58:08.840 terminus gives you armor penetration 03:58:08.840 --> 03:58:10.720 so it makes you do a lot more damage 03:58:10.720 --> 03:58:13.280 what are you eating bro? 03:58:13.280 --> 03:58:14.320 oh my mom made them 03:58:14.320 --> 03:58:24.840 they're like uh... greek cookies 03:58:24.840 --> 03:58:26.600 i missed my last one 03:58:26.600 --> 03:58:27.200 they always help 03:58:27.200 --> 03:58:30.320 i could just tell you that challenger like 03:58:30.320 --> 03:58:32.320 you're a lollipop man, bro 03:58:32.320 --> 03:58:35.320 or does this not want to die over here, man 03:58:35.320 --> 03:58:36.880 it's okay 03:58:36.880 --> 03:58:43.880 you'll meet me here soon, go to your boobop 03:58:48.160 --> 03:58:55.160 someone's gonna be here, it's like one of those games 03:58:55.760 --> 03:58:57.840 now what I want you to do 03:58:57.840 --> 03:59:00.180 Is that why you need to look for Baron? 03:59:00.180 --> 03:59:02.180 Start ping Baron, ping Baron. 03:59:07.340 --> 03:59:09.180 Baron, ping it, ping it. 03:59:09.180 --> 03:59:11.180 Ping it, we need to let our team know what's up. 03:59:16.540 --> 03:59:19.040 Can I just gank this chemo please? 03:59:21.040 --> 03:59:21.640 Not yet. 03:59:23.140 --> 03:59:23.840 Can we start? 03:59:23.840 --> 03:59:25.040 Start hitting it, yep, start it. 03:59:27.840 --> 03:59:39.500 So why are we able to get there in there like that I don't understand 03:59:39.500 --> 03:59:45.120 Because the thing is that the I'm coming fucking pedophile in game in game 03:59:45.120 --> 03:59:48.960 Nice! I hate T-Motors so much. 03:59:48.960 --> 03:59:51.120 Jinx are you Chris Hansen? 03:59:51.120 --> 03:59:53.400 Yes bro I'm catching predators today. 03:59:53.400 --> 03:59:55.120 Yeah fuck you T-Motors. 03:59:55.120 --> 03:59:57.120 I fucking hate you 03:59:57.800 --> 03:59:59.800 Okay 04:00:00.520 --> 04:00:05.460 Yeah, so reason why you could that in there is because you saw that the enemy was bought so because they were bought 04:00:05.460 --> 04:00:11.060 It's like oh shit. What if we just use that to advantage and I'm gonna get Baron for free. I look on the next drag here 04:00:12.120 --> 04:00:14.120 Yep, it's only 20 seconds. It's free 04:00:19.520 --> 04:00:21.520 Right about first yeah 04:00:21.520 --> 04:00:27.640 Now remember, you're ult is up in like 15 seconds, so we don't really want to fight until it's 04:00:27.640 --> 04:00:28.640 up. 04:00:28.640 --> 04:00:32.560 Block, block, block, block, block. 04:00:32.560 --> 04:00:35.440 If they go for Jhin, then you need to help him. 04:00:35.440 --> 04:00:37.360 Okay, walk up. 04:00:37.360 --> 04:00:38.520 Walk up with your bryor. 04:00:38.520 --> 04:00:41.680 Your bryor is your suicide bomber in this game. 04:00:41.680 --> 04:00:45.320 You need to let him go in first, and then you follow up, okay? 04:00:45.320 --> 04:00:48.800 I dip Jhin, let's go! 04:00:48.800 --> 04:00:53.800 my god 04:00:53.800 --> 04:01:01.120 unfortunately need to wait like I'm telling you patients patients 04:01:01.120 --> 04:01:04.720 okay wait just wait 04:01:04.720 --> 04:01:09.160 no no no 04:01:09.160 --> 04:01:12.840 okay go on the smother first smother smother smother smother okay kill kill kill kill kill 04:01:12.840 --> 04:01:15.360 kill kill kill you got this you got this yes 04:01:15.360 --> 04:01:16.360 2. 04:01:16.360 --> 04:01:17.360 Okay, fight! 04:01:17.360 --> 04:01:18.360 FIGHT! 04:01:18.360 --> 04:01:19.360 FIGHT! 04:01:19.360 --> 04:01:20.360 FIGHT! 04:01:20.360 --> 04:01:21.360 FIGHT! 04:01:21.360 --> 04:01:22.360 Get the dragon out. 04:01:22.360 --> 04:01:23.360 Okay, kill us. 04:01:23.360 --> 04:01:24.360 Okay, come see. 04:01:24.360 --> 04:01:25.360 Hey, hit this. 04:01:25.360 --> 04:01:26.360 But do not kill the dragon. 04:01:26.360 --> 04:01:27.360 Do not kill it. 04:01:27.360 --> 04:01:28.360 Oh god. 04:01:28.360 --> 04:01:29.360 No, no, no. 04:01:29.360 --> 04:01:30.360 Hit the dragon. 04:01:30.360 --> 04:01:31.360 Hit the dragon. 04:01:31.360 --> 04:01:32.360 Hit the dragon. 04:01:32.360 --> 04:01:33.360 You need to get this dragon. 04:01:33.360 --> 04:01:38.360 Save your Q in case Teemo comes and then you kill on your own. 04:01:38.360 --> 04:01:39.360 Okay, kill us. 04:01:39.360 --> 04:01:40.360 Okay, kill us. 04:01:40.360 --> 04:01:41.360 Okay, kill us. 04:01:41.360 --> 04:01:42.360 Okay, kill us. 04:01:42.360 --> 04:01:43.360 Okay, kill us. 04:01:43.360 --> 04:01:44.360 Okay, kill us. 04:01:44.360 --> 04:01:52.800 comes and then you join him like you on him just keep chasing him you better die 04:01:52.800 --> 04:02:00.800 you better die now you can turn to the dragon to the giant 04:02:03.800 --> 04:02:09.840 oh no okay nice now walking that bush right there at the edge of the pet yeah 04:02:09.840 --> 04:02:19.840 I'm not a minor! I'm not a minor! I'm not a minor! 04:02:19.840 --> 04:02:28.840 No. No, no, no, no, no! 04:02:28.840 --> 04:02:32.840 Jynxie, Jynxie, do you understand where you just did? 04:02:32.840 --> 04:02:34.840 I just got a quadragill. 04:02:34.840 --> 04:02:42.440 Yeah, but not just that Timo can place bombs so by you going for that scuttle crab you could have stepped on one of his bombs and died 04:02:43.000 --> 04:02:46.120 Here we go. That's Pete. Wait wait hold on. I'm sorry 04:02:51.480 --> 04:02:56.440 Okay, so now buy your terminus terminus terminus. No the thing you have right now 04:02:57.800 --> 04:02:59.000 Yep 04:02:59.000 --> 04:03:03.640 And then afterwards buy elixir vine buy elixir vine backup. No no in base elixir vine 04:03:03.640 --> 04:03:13.360 very good but I got a scut fetish you got to let me you got to unlock me 04:03:13.360 --> 04:03:22.800 what scut fetish should I look at that I guess I'll tell you one salt going 04:03:22.800 --> 04:03:27.140 you can get you can get more cars are I don't want to be scared go in now now go 04:03:27.140 --> 04:03:29.640 in 04:03:29.640 --> 04:03:31.640 I'm bored 04:03:34.880 --> 04:03:37.960 Now you go for them suck my dick Diana 04:03:38.520 --> 04:03:44.400 So my push mid rush mid push mid if they show you fucking chase them down do you understand me? 04:03:46.440 --> 04:03:49.400 You chase them down like a rabbit dog in a dick hair 04:03:52.800 --> 04:03:57.800 If this bar doesn't help me, I'm going to freak out. 04:03:57.800 --> 04:04:00.800 Here you go. 04:04:00.800 --> 04:04:03.800 Alright, now back up. That's fine. 04:04:03.800 --> 04:04:09.800 Okay, what we're going to do here is, next timer is blue buff. 04:04:09.800 --> 04:04:11.800 But I want you to just hover around mid. 04:04:11.800 --> 04:04:17.800 So just sit in the bushes off to the side, because your team might be retarded and fight for no reason. 04:04:17.800 --> 04:04:20.800 Ron's in here? Yo, Ron, what's up? 04:04:20.800 --> 04:04:27.000 Dude, I'm actually dude. I'm actually gonna I'm going to dinner with Rod in like an hour. I am nice 04:04:27.280 --> 04:04:30.480 Yeah, I actually have a movie with my wife to my him Howard nice 04:04:31.660 --> 04:04:33.660 We're gonna watch obsession 04:04:34.560 --> 04:04:36.160 What is that? 04:04:36.160 --> 04:04:41.000 It's a it's like a horror movie about like an obsessive girlfriend or something everyone's been like glazing it 04:04:41.000 --> 04:04:45.280 Wait, I'm obsessed with ripping this to Cali set off. Okay, then just wait just wait just wait 04:04:45.280 --> 04:04:53.340 Now I want you to type in chat right now go in for me. I am your master 04:05:02.680 --> 04:05:06.960 Hey going off our art now chase chase chase 04:05:09.160 --> 04:05:12.320 Back up back up. This is good. I'm gonna kill no kill them work out. So when it comes out 04:05:12.320 --> 04:05:14.560 Yeah, right here easy peasy lemon squeezy 04:05:15.280 --> 04:05:16.160 There you go. 04:05:16.160 --> 04:05:17.360 It's no janksy, watch the burn. 04:05:17.360 --> 04:05:18.400 The burn, the burn, the burn, the burn. 04:05:18.400 --> 04:05:20.160 Janksy is godlike. 04:05:22.320 --> 04:05:24.000 Oh, I love power scaling. 04:05:24.000 --> 04:05:24.720 Ah! 04:05:24.720 --> 04:05:27.520 So, Janksy, do you see how you have almost 3,000? 04:05:28.800 --> 04:05:31.280 Do you see how you have almost 3,000 gold in your inventory? 04:05:31.280 --> 04:05:32.240 Doc, give me back me. 04:05:34.000 --> 04:05:36.720 Do you see how you have almost 3,000 gold in your inventory? 04:05:36.720 --> 04:05:37.040 Yes. 04:05:37.840 --> 04:05:41.760 At this stage of the game, Blade of the Rune King is a better version of Kraken Sair. 04:05:41.760 --> 04:05:44.720 So we're gonna sell our Kraken Sair and buy Blade of the Rune King, okay? 04:05:45.280 --> 04:05:52.280 got it 04:05:58.880 --> 04:06:02.040 recall recall recall 04:06:02.040 --> 04:06:05.400 and then you saw your crack in the slayer 04:06:05.400 --> 04:06:08.520 don't don't don't 04:06:08.520 --> 04:06:13.600 dude I'm sorry I'm just so bad 04:06:13.600 --> 04:06:15.240 Okay then, I'll turn and kill everyone then. 04:06:15.240 --> 04:06:16.760 Let me test if for real. 04:06:16.760 --> 04:06:18.480 I don't know my belt, I don't know. 04:06:18.480 --> 04:06:20.240 Bro, you're a piece of shit! 04:06:20.240 --> 04:06:22.760 The Tanks rip piece of shit! 04:06:22.760 --> 04:06:25.120 You're a piece of shit! 04:06:25.120 --> 04:06:26.000 Jinxy, Jinxy. 04:06:26.000 --> 04:06:28.120 You mother fucker! 04:06:28.120 --> 04:06:29.560 Look at this little Teemo, look at him, look at him. 04:06:29.560 --> 04:06:31.280 I fucking hit him, look at him, look at him. 04:06:31.280 --> 04:06:31.640 Shot down. 04:06:31.640 --> 04:06:33.440 Bro, he thinks you're a nine-year-old. 04:06:33.440 --> 04:06:35.840 That's why he's running this fucking thing. 04:06:35.840 --> 04:06:39.600 Fuck you Teemo, you disgusting piece of garbage. 04:06:39.600 --> 04:06:41.440 Okay, so now a Sauer crack in the Sauer. 04:06:43.600 --> 04:06:49.120 Mean Bork. Oh, yeah, no, no, so it's all your crack inside. I'm a good star. I'm a star 04:06:51.640 --> 04:06:53.640 What Bork and then Viya licks her barn 04:06:55.320 --> 04:06:57.320 Nice now watch the dragon fast 04:06:58.960 --> 04:07:01.280 Okay, so now we're gonna go red buff dragon, okay 04:07:03.960 --> 04:07:10.880 Which in 200 something crazy what I'm only 31 wins away from rank one get the red 04:07:13.600 --> 04:07:24.480 wait why are you laughing I think those high vibes oh okay okay now look for this 04:07:24.480 --> 04:07:33.240 fight going on the mordekaiser now now okay smaller uh no yeah no wait but when 04:07:33.240 --> 04:07:35.640 the mordekaiser comes out you're gonna ult you're gonna kill him and then 04:07:35.640 --> 04:07:46.400 you're gonna go in for everyone now nice chase now chase get get your quadra 04:07:46.400 --> 04:07:50.760 they're all dead here go in on them go in on them 04:07:52.880 --> 04:08:01.200 hey you need back off now so now go for the dragon my brain is yours you're in a 04:08:01.200 --> 04:08:04.260 very good spot 04:08:04.260 --> 04:08:06.580 it's just kind of show because you don't like 04:08:06.580 --> 04:08:07.700 really have a better 04:08:07.700 --> 04:08:10.940 item to build on what you have announced you're literally just like 04:08:10.940 --> 04:08:13.940 chilling on fucking a billion gold 04:08:13.940 --> 04:08:17.620 so now what i want to do is just like fire like survive again and then just 04:08:17.620 --> 04:08:18.940 go straight top 04:08:18.940 --> 04:08:22.260 so every time you respawn you have to revive like survive 04:08:22.260 --> 04:08:23.180 so now go top 04:08:23.180 --> 04:08:25.900 push top 04:08:25.900 --> 04:08:28.100 we're not going to team fight because our team is brain dead 04:08:28.100 --> 04:08:31.100 So we're just gonna try to split push and solo win the game, okay? 04:08:32.100 --> 04:08:34.100 Sounds good, looking like a Jinxie carry. 04:08:35.100 --> 04:08:38.100 Every game looks like a Jinxie carry when Jinxie plays for himself. 04:08:39.100 --> 04:08:40.100 Real. 04:08:41.100 --> 04:08:43.100 That's why Jinxie, I'm telling you. 04:08:43.100 --> 04:08:49.100 Offstream, I think the reason why you lose as much as you do, is because you just try helping your team too much. 04:08:49.100 --> 04:08:53.100 Yeah, I just let him get in my head a lot. I just start hashtag full mute all. 04:08:54.100 --> 04:08:55.100 Yep, every time. 04:08:55.100 --> 04:08:57.100 Like this game, I've been full muted, it's been so peaceful. 04:08:57.100 --> 04:09:02.020 I'm so tired of like you know it's like a toddler telling me how to like live my life 04:09:02.020 --> 04:09:06.160 It's like bro. You're a fucking common within bronze for two years. So like take your keyboard and shove it up your ass 04:09:07.000 --> 04:09:09.380 Exactly if you're bronze, you know drew leaven 04:09:10.180 --> 04:09:15.660 Iron and bronze are not allowed to type ever under any circumstances or pain. No, I'm not kidding 04:09:16.060 --> 04:09:18.940 You shouldn't be allowed to ping if you're bronze. That's not fair. The real 04:09:19.780 --> 04:09:21.880 They like bronze players think they have like a say 04:09:22.300 --> 04:09:24.740 It's like bro. Just shove your keyboard up your ass with the game 04:09:24.740 --> 04:09:30.220 Even bronzer to yours also to live somebody's been after a bronzer over a year just burn their account 04:09:33.660 --> 04:09:36.900 Keep pushing I want to keep pushing you're not gonna stop here 04:09:41.940 --> 04:09:43.940 Maybe I still land 04:09:44.580 --> 04:09:50.260 Well, where the fuck are they? Okay going on the mortar all 10 and going all 10 and going. Yeah, I'll eat 04:09:50.260 --> 04:10:03.860 Okay, so there the only reason I'm gonna be honest I'm surprised you weren't able to actually like kill 04:10:03.860 --> 04:10:12.860 okay so in the future what we're gonna try doing is I'm trying wait let me think I'm still me 04:10:12.860 --> 04:10:21.600 Okay Jinx, I want you to sell your Witson. 04:10:21.600 --> 04:10:25.880 It's in your inventory, sell it. 04:10:25.880 --> 04:10:31.840 You can just right click on it, in your inventory, and then buy an item called, it's K.A.E. 04:10:31.840 --> 04:10:36.840 Yep, buy it, and I'll get another Wixer of Iron. 04:10:36.840 --> 04:10:38.840 Let me blow my nose one sec. 04:10:51.840 --> 04:10:53.840 I feel like I should have focused more on that. 04:10:57.840 --> 04:11:00.840 Yo Jinx, you know what you should do during the Minecraft marathon? 04:11:00.840 --> 04:11:01.840 What? 04:11:01.840 --> 04:11:06.360 constantly rage rate run and then say why is your name stable right now though 04:11:06.360 --> 04:11:12.920 you're acting pretty unstable right now that is a pretty good idea oh you're on 04:11:12.920 --> 04:11:18.720 the diner the diner all ten killer all ten killer please aren't okay now run on 04:11:18.720 --> 04:11:28.960 chase chase chase chase go go go keep going keep going kill this guy it's free 04:11:28.960 --> 04:11:30.960 kill 04:11:34.960 --> 04:11:36.960 No 04:11:36.960 --> 04:11:40.960 Now go top top you in top you in top top top top top 04:11:48.960 --> 04:11:50.960 Try to get it here one quick 04:11:51.480 --> 04:11:55.120 Why do you need the cannon though you're full build you're right you're right 04:11:58.960 --> 04:12:00.960 Okay, I don't think you can actually just go for the ban 04:12:18.720 --> 04:12:20.720 Nice now get the ban this is free 04:12:24.520 --> 04:12:27.280 Then you're gonna recall and you're gonna look on your red buff, okay? 04:12:28.960 --> 04:12:46.720 nice recall and it's time for the bread brah now buy your lichavine again and then you're 04:12:46.720 --> 04:12:53.680 going to walk mid let's go red into mid yeah you are here so you're gonna go like red but 04:12:53.680 --> 04:13:00.560 a whole top for seconds okay need to get this dragon this dragon is soul 04:13:04.640 --> 04:13:09.560 just go to the dragon now ignore your team yeah I left them die left them lie 04:13:10.880 --> 04:13:16.840 just go on the dragon go on the dragon now no no but dragon go in go in go in 04:13:16.840 --> 04:13:23.840 are 04:13:24.520 --> 04:13:30.520 nice now get the dana to get the dana to go in 04:13:30.520 --> 04:13:35.120 nice now get this see like you can be scared though 04:13:35.120 --> 04:13:42.120 you cannot be scared even when you're low hp that walk mid 04:13:42.120 --> 04:13:47.120 No, no, wait, wait. 04:13:47.120 --> 04:13:58.120 Come on, Batty. 04:13:58.120 --> 04:14:02.120 You're in great this game. 04:14:02.120 --> 04:14:07.120 Nope, nope. 04:14:07.120 --> 04:14:09.120 you can end the game here 04:14:18.120 --> 04:14:20.120 Q on the uh, smolder, Q on the smolder 04:14:20.120 --> 04:14:21.120 and he also has 04:14:21.120 --> 04:14:24.120 oh no, that was good Q, that was actually good Q 04:14:26.120 --> 04:14:27.120 can you really not end the kill? 04:14:27.120 --> 04:14:28.120 try down, try down 04:14:28.120 --> 04:14:30.120 hit the nexus, hit the nexus 04:14:33.120 --> 04:14:35.120 yeah, suck my dick, bitch 04:14:35.120 --> 04:14:40.120 There we go. 04:14:40.120 --> 04:14:42.120 Nice. 04:14:42.120 --> 04:14:50.120 Okay, now Jinxie, what are you going to do? 04:14:50.120 --> 04:14:55.120 I want you to right-click on Muda's name, the chosen one, right-click on it, and do 04:14:55.120 --> 04:14:56.120 View Profile. 04:14:56.120 --> 04:14:58.120 That's the rank he has. 04:14:58.120 --> 04:15:01.120 Oh, fuck, he's bronze too. 04:15:01.120 --> 04:15:11.620 Click on where it says Overview, you have the top overview, and then hover over his bronze too, oh fuck he's actually close to bronze one. 04:15:11.620 --> 04:15:14.820 Okay, so Q up and then let's head watch him in Q. 04:15:14.820 --> 04:15:20.120 Alright wait one second, one second, I have time for I think one more, I can do one more. 04:15:20.120 --> 04:15:22.120 Yeah me too me too, it's perfect. 04:15:22.120 --> 04:15:23.120 Alright perfect. 04:15:25.120 --> 04:15:29.120 For Master you use so fun at the end of the game when you just Q everyone and they all die. 04:15:29.120 --> 04:15:33.860 Yeah, I'm telling you that's why we just didn't get you comfortable with leaving your team out to hang 04:15:34.660 --> 04:15:36.660 Yep, real 04:15:45.520 --> 04:15:48.020 I hope we move this losing he's lost last game. I 04:15:49.680 --> 04:15:51.120 Think he's losing right? 04:15:51.120 --> 04:15:55.880 Wait, wait bad bad team or bad team or banning Teemo from now on so when you right-click on Teemo 04:15:55.880 --> 04:15:57.880 Oh, he's actually bad already 04:15:57.880 --> 04:16:09.360 ball knowledge team all right and now let's watch so he's six and six oh my 04:16:09.360 --> 04:16:22.560 god yes he's actually losing good hi vice make sure you accept the queue 04:16:27.880 --> 04:16:31.880 gold. If Kaylen comes, die her. No, keep pushing, keep pushing, keep pushing. Why are you 04:16:31.880 --> 04:16:32.880 still there? 04:16:32.880 --> 04:16:34.880 There's a fucking like, on the right, yes. 04:16:34.880 --> 04:16:35.880 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 04:16:35.880 --> 04:16:36.880 The mouse too late because there's no more mini-line. 04:16:36.880 --> 04:16:38.880 Yeah, I was talking about the edge there. 04:16:42.880 --> 04:16:44.880 Good shit, no cannon though. 04:16:44.880 --> 04:16:51.880 Guys, Epimuta played 500 games with Hums coaching, and Jinxy played 5 inch games with me coaching. 04:16:51.880 --> 04:16:55.880 Who do you guys think would be a higher rank by the end of that, honestly? 04:16:55.880 --> 04:16:56.880 Bang, bang, bang, W, bang! 04:16:57.880 --> 04:17:00.920 Hi guys, except 04:17:00.920 --> 04:17:04.920 Hi guys 04:17:04.920 --> 04:17:09.920 That's one K 04:17:09.920 --> 04:17:13.920 One K-Booter 04:17:13.920 --> 04:17:17.920 He's in fog, he's in fog 04:17:17.920 --> 04:17:21.920 Somewhere, he's somewhere, trying to find you 04:17:21.920 --> 04:17:25.920 That's the one that guys with you 04:17:25.920 --> 04:17:27.920 and he ults you're cooked 04:17:27.920 --> 04:17:29.920 maybe 04:17:29.920 --> 04:17:31.920 wait hi boys 04:17:31.920 --> 04:17:33.920 what if while jinx he was playing 04:17:33.920 --> 04:17:35.920 sometimes just randomly 04:17:35.920 --> 04:17:37.920 move his mouse and start clicking 04:17:37.920 --> 04:17:39.920 he's moody losing 04:17:39.920 --> 04:17:41.920 uh yes he is 04:17:41.920 --> 04:17:43.920 but he might still win 04:17:49.920 --> 04:17:51.920 close out of the shit 04:17:51.920 --> 04:17:53.920 alright jinx are you ready 04:17:53.920 --> 04:18:00.800 ready. Wait, why is the chat spamming Muda? What did you ask them? I asked them if Muda had 500 04:18:00.800 --> 04:18:05.680 games of coaching by Hums and you have 500 games of coaching by me, who would be a high rank by the 04:18:05.680 --> 04:18:15.760 end of it? Bro, Dantez. We have a twisted fate playing Ta. Isn't that like the hardest character in 04:18:15.760 --> 04:18:21.760 in the game to play? No. Why do you think that? Isn't that like nobody plays that? 04:18:21.760 --> 04:18:29.260 Like I thought no one plays Twisted Fate because he's hard. No, no, he's very brain dead and very easy. 04:18:29.260 --> 04:18:36.760 It's just that like his ultimate allows him to teleport wherever he wants. So a lot of times 04:18:36.760 --> 04:18:40.760 like lower elo players don't really know how to like activate that, if it makes sense. 04:18:40.760 --> 04:18:45.760 You're right actually the hardest champions are just whoever I use 04:18:45.760 --> 04:18:47.760 Yep 04:18:52.760 --> 04:18:56.760 Bro, Mutamite actually gets Silver Chat? Oh my God! 04:19:01.760 --> 04:19:05.760 Alright, GenC 04:19:05.760 --> 04:19:08.760 You know what you're gonna have to do? 04:19:08.760 --> 04:19:10.500 Haha 04:19:10.500 --> 04:19:16.200 When the when the minecraft marathon is going on with Ron you're gonna need to sit there and tell Ron 04:19:16.560 --> 04:19:23.540 Sometimes that it's league time, and then you just kill up for a game and you let him like so well play while you rage Q 04:19:31.900 --> 04:19:36.320 Not a mood of said while I'm doing the minecraft marathon he said he's gonna pause and not play 04:19:38.760 --> 04:19:41.760 You smite on first, uh, right, smite on first? 04:19:41.760 --> 04:19:46.260 Uh, me, no, so normally, but you can't do what I do yet. 04:19:46.260 --> 04:19:49.760 So normally what I do is I smite the gromp. Actually... 04:19:49.760 --> 04:19:53.760 Wait, I can do it. Well, you're gonna want to watch this, trust me. I can do it. 04:19:53.760 --> 04:19:58.760 Okay, okay. So when this is at 300 health, I want you to walk up, smite the gromp, 04:19:58.760 --> 04:20:04.760 smite the gromp now, now smite the gromp, and now auto the boop up. Auto it? No, oh well. 04:20:04.760 --> 04:20:05.760 Okay. 04:20:05.760 --> 04:20:11.320 So that what you have to do is you need to like smite the gromp, let it run towards you, 04:20:11.320 --> 04:20:16.720 and then when the gromp is close, you drag the boob up towards the gromp, and then you 04:20:16.720 --> 04:20:18.640 like, Q them both at the same time. 04:20:18.640 --> 04:20:20.160 Wait, can your Q collapse? 04:20:20.160 --> 04:20:22.160 Oh yeah, I can again, sorry. 04:20:22.160 --> 04:20:25.160 Yeah, I can. 04:20:25.160 --> 04:20:33.400 Wait, so remember, make sure that you're always all attacking the big one, and you're using 04:20:33.400 --> 04:20:36.440 your true astronauts it's up it's it's stuff like that 04:20:44.440 --> 04:20:51.640 little jing see yes yes yes after hitting challenger i feel like so at peace now yeah of 04:20:51.640 --> 04:20:54.600 course but i told you i told you you deserve that shit 04:20:54.600 --> 04:21:05.200 Also never smite that, always smite the red or the Krugs, but not the big rapper, okay? 04:21:05.200 --> 04:21:08.120 Yes sir, never do that again. 04:21:08.120 --> 04:21:15.000 I'm gonna drop 30 kills this game. 04:21:15.000 --> 04:21:16.000 Trust me. 04:21:16.000 --> 04:21:19.000 Alright, let's fucking do it then. 04:21:19.000 --> 04:21:24.000 So I'm going to go for the uh, the Krugs. 04:21:24.000 --> 04:21:28.000 And then after Krugs we're going Crap. 04:21:28.000 --> 04:21:32.000 Now if you see a good opportunity for a play, I'm going to want you to look on the block guy. 04:21:32.000 --> 04:21:35.000 Alright? 04:21:35.000 --> 04:21:38.000 I don't see a good opportunity. 04:21:38.000 --> 04:21:40.000 Wait they have a Mumu. 04:21:40.000 --> 04:21:43.000 What the fuck? Why did Mumu move block? 04:21:43.000 --> 04:21:46.000 So Mumu can play either jungle or support. 04:21:46.000 --> 04:21:48.000 Oh, he's like a super chat character 04:21:49.480 --> 04:21:51.000 Yeah 04:21:51.000 --> 04:21:57.640 Okay, so this we're gonna know on your walk bot bot bot bot bot bot bot the jinx of the moon jinx the moon moon the jinx 04:22:03.000 --> 04:22:04.520 Yeah 04:22:04.520 --> 04:22:08.000 Good now take the way take the way take the way take the way that's what I would do. I would take the way 04:22:09.720 --> 04:22:11.720 No 04:22:11.720 --> 04:22:14.360 Okay, look for the crab. 04:22:14.360 --> 04:22:16.720 I thought my smite would do way more. 04:22:16.720 --> 04:22:17.720 What? 04:22:17.720 --> 04:22:21.800 You know what you should do? 04:22:21.800 --> 04:22:26.320 You should get out of webbends and then make Hively stick in his ass and then he's like 04:22:26.320 --> 04:22:28.720 on a phone call with you during your entire stream. 04:22:28.720 --> 04:22:31.200 I know, it's fine, focus crab. 04:22:31.200 --> 04:22:34.840 And then every time you get tilted you just like set it on max setting and you make him 04:22:34.840 --> 04:22:40.920 scream. 04:22:40.920 --> 04:22:42.920 you know why did i shove it up his ass? 04:22:42.920 --> 04:22:43.920 recall 04:22:43.920 --> 04:22:44.920 i love ends 04:22:44.920 --> 04:22:47.920 what the fuck is love ends? 04:22:47.920 --> 04:22:48.920 what is that? 04:22:48.920 --> 04:22:51.920 it's like a butt plug but that you can control 04:22:51.920 --> 04:22:54.920 it's like a remote control vibration 04:22:54.920 --> 04:22:56.920 why the fuck would i do that? 04:22:56.920 --> 04:22:59.920 why would i get a fucking butt plug? 04:22:59.920 --> 04:23:01.920 jinxie go for your gromp 04:23:01.920 --> 04:23:03.920 it's not for your growth 04:23:03.920 --> 04:23:05.920 i'm saying it's for high buys 04:23:05.920 --> 04:23:07.920 and then you have the remote control 04:23:07.920 --> 04:23:09.920 and every time you get mad 04:23:09.920 --> 04:23:13.920 miserable the sonic sounds okay like 04:23:13.920 --> 04:23:15.560 imagine you're saying there's a right 04:23:15.560 --> 04:23:18.200 and then you just hear jinx he stopped 04:23:18.200 --> 04:23:22.920 I'm gonna fucking cut and then he's like 04:23:22.920 --> 04:23:24.880 same a busting a wall to the place dude 04:23:24.880 --> 04:23:28.280 pass bro fucking pass on that I don't 04:23:28.280 --> 04:23:30.800 want to do that 04:23:30.800 --> 04:23:36.080 yeah the hail brothers feels like a 04:23:36.080 --> 04:23:37.400 game where I'm just gonna like to get 04:23:37.400 --> 04:23:39.320 absolutely fat and then just get 25 04:23:39.320 --> 04:23:46.120 kills and how are we gonna do it just scale not engage first 04:23:46.120 --> 04:23:50.880 it's not yes always use my but that's how it's just by farming up we just have 04:23:50.880 --> 04:24:04.760 to farm up watch this coach you're gonna like this one trust me nice good the 04:24:04.760 --> 04:24:08.800 big one remember stop out on the small and stingsy but why why did you start 04:24:08.800 --> 04:24:12.060 autoing the small ones but I'm not autoing them I'm kiting so I messed up 04:24:12.060 --> 04:24:20.440 not every has 40k hours the fuck I'm not autoing them I'm fucking kiting and 04:24:20.440 --> 04:24:22.960 it's messing up 04:24:22.960 --> 04:24:29.960 I don't have 40,000 hours. 04:24:29.960 --> 04:24:33.960 I have 30! 04:24:33.960 --> 04:24:35.960 Okay, sorry. 04:24:35.960 --> 04:24:45.960 Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look on, uh, bottom. 04:24:45.960 --> 04:24:46.960 What do you think? 04:24:46.960 --> 04:24:47.960 The moment goes in? 04:24:47.960 --> 04:24:49.960 Yeah, yeah, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight. 04:24:49.960 --> 04:24:50.960 Yes, the moment. 04:24:50.960 --> 04:24:51.960 Oh, he's so dead. 04:24:51.960 --> 04:24:53.960 Oh, dad. Fuck you Ludwig! 04:24:53.960 --> 04:24:55.960 Okay, now Jinx, why didn't you get the kill? 04:24:55.960 --> 04:24:57.960 Walk to the crab and tell him why I didn't get back there. 04:24:57.960 --> 04:24:59.960 Cause I killed you early. I killed you soon. 04:24:59.960 --> 04:25:03.960 Exactly. Remember, I need you to make it like, uh, I think in your brain. 04:25:03.960 --> 04:25:09.960 You only queue as your follow-up, the crab. No, no, the crab, the crab, the crab. 04:25:09.960 --> 04:25:13.960 Your queue is your follow-up, not your engage, okay? 04:25:13.960 --> 04:25:14.960 Okay. 04:25:14.960 --> 04:25:16.960 Get the dragon, fuck off! 04:25:16.960 --> 04:25:19.960 What the fuck?! 04:25:19.960 --> 04:25:21.960 Okay, so now recall. 04:25:23.300 --> 04:25:25.940 Walk in and push recall, then you can put on the top to bot folk there. 04:25:30.080 --> 04:25:33.000 Okay, you know what I think would actually help you? 04:25:35.640 --> 04:25:39.300 What? Okay. Uh, watch your blue, press escape. 04:25:42.600 --> 04:25:44.600 Top off to your keyboard. Hold on. 04:25:46.280 --> 04:25:48.840 It smells like shit on my hand. 04:25:49.960 --> 04:25:59.800 well I'm like shit did it wipe better next time please on the blue I'm the 04:25:59.800 --> 04:26:07.000 woman on everything I love my fingers smells like shit on my mom I don't know 04:26:07.000 --> 04:26:16.520 do you go to the bathroom earlier yeah but I wiped what if you didn't have 04:26:16.520 --> 04:26:22.600 enough like if you didn't have enough toilet paper rolls so as a result I went through 04:26:22.600 --> 04:26:32.280 the paper. I'm not even kidding I'm not gonna rule that out. I gotta wash my hand bro. Hey 04:26:32.280 --> 04:26:38.680 I gotta recall. I swear to god there's shit on my hand. I have to recall. You see no if 04:26:38.680 --> 04:26:42.400 you have shit on your hand it's been there for the last 20 minutes whether or not it's 04:26:42.400 --> 04:26:45.020 It's fucking still there and on the next two doesn't matter. 04:26:45.020 --> 04:26:47.300 You need to prioritize your camps right now. 04:26:47.300 --> 04:26:48.300 And while you're doing that- 04:26:48.300 --> 04:26:50.300 There is shit on my finger! 04:26:50.300 --> 04:26:51.300 One lock! 04:26:51.300 --> 04:26:52.300 Let me see. 04:26:52.300 --> 04:26:55.420 While you're clearing, I want you to smile your finger as punishment. 04:26:55.420 --> 04:26:58.300 Clear your raptors and smile your finger. 04:26:58.300 --> 04:27:00.300 No, you're raptor, they're gay. 04:27:00.300 --> 04:27:02.180 Why are you on red? 04:27:02.180 --> 04:27:05.780 Start smiling your finger right now as punishment. 04:27:05.780 --> 04:27:10.300 Because the thing is that you should never even have it as the thing in your brain that 04:27:10.300 --> 04:27:14.300 You leave your PC while you're in the middle of a gaming session. 04:27:14.300 --> 04:27:15.780 Are you smelling your finger? 04:27:15.780 --> 04:27:18.300 Not now, but it smells horrible. 04:27:18.300 --> 04:27:21.620 Smell your finger now or else I'm going to crash out. 04:27:21.620 --> 04:27:22.820 Bro, it smells like shit. 04:27:22.820 --> 04:27:25.620 Do I actually have to smell it? 04:27:25.620 --> 04:27:29.020 Baker did this. 04:27:29.020 --> 04:27:30.300 Why does it smell like shit? 04:27:30.300 --> 04:27:31.460 I actually don't know. 04:27:36.340 --> 04:27:39.500 OK, so now you're going to look. 04:27:39.500 --> 04:27:41.280 you're gonna look on the uh... 04:27:41.280 --> 04:27:44.280 on the cards and then after is gonna look on the uh... 04:27:44.280 --> 04:27:48.160 uh... 04:27:48.160 --> 04:27:51.660 still copy of a fake or did that 04:27:51.660 --> 04:27:52.940 i think that's it 04:27:52.940 --> 04:27:59.220 you can believe what you want to believe 04:27:59.220 --> 04:28:01.420 do you ever spell it 04:28:01.420 --> 04:28:03.180 yeah 04:28:03.180 --> 04:28:05.620 okay good 04:28:05.620 --> 04:28:07.540 all right listen up shitty jitty 04:28:07.540 --> 04:28:12.620 You're gonna do now is you're gonna yeah, I don't mean to kill us. You don't think so that's funny cuz I do 04:28:15.620 --> 04:28:17.740 You don't think I can kill it you don't think so 04:28:18.740 --> 04:28:24.660 You don't think so you don't think wait that's actually aura. Yeah, I know brown 223 gamer of the year 04:28:25.540 --> 04:28:30.260 I guess I'll play on the the crab and then afterwards look on the dragon 04:28:37.540 --> 04:28:40.540 Kill them all, kill them all. Smite it, smite it, smite it, smite it. 04:28:40.540 --> 04:28:42.540 Bauer, I gotta wash my hands. 04:28:46.540 --> 04:28:49.540 Algedy, washing hands in the middle of a league game. 04:28:54.540 --> 04:28:56.540 Bro, he's lucky that he left when he did. 04:28:56.540 --> 04:29:02.540 If he didn't, I would have told him to lick it off as punishment for not smiting the crab. 04:29:02.540 --> 04:29:09.060 Oh, I didn't know that actually makes on a puke like even thinking about telling him that it generally makes on a fucking puke 04:29:10.220 --> 04:29:12.220 I'm literally a piece of shit 04:29:18.180 --> 04:29:22.440 Okay, Jynxie now go for your grunt. Why does it still smell my god? 04:29:24.460 --> 04:29:27.880 Why does only my left finger pointer finger smell like shit? 04:29:27.880 --> 04:29:33.360 because you probably put so much fecal matter on your e button on your keyboard 04:29:33.360 --> 04:29:36.640 that every time you put it back on your keyboard now it's just gonna smell like 04:29:36.640 --> 04:29:38.800 shit 04:29:38.800 --> 04:29:42.000 my god you're actually right 04:29:42.000 --> 04:29:48.160 yeah I look for this right here 04:29:48.160 --> 04:29:52.160 this mock turns that on my screen 04:29:52.160 --> 04:30:02.560 go okay now go for the other jogging I kind of want to go for the emu I don't 04:30:02.560 --> 04:30:05.360 mean to jump 04:30:08.840 --> 04:30:17.060 oh I smited away too early yep so I'm not the enemy team dog jogging because of 04:30:17.060 --> 04:30:20.140 that too. So, Jynxie, I want to stick your left. 04:30:20.140 --> 04:30:26.020 You know what buddy, the one time I smite early in the last month, of course it's stolen. 04:30:26.020 --> 04:30:30.940 What's up man, this game's so unforgiving. Okay, Jynxie, I was going to say as punishment 04:30:30.940 --> 04:30:35.780 for smiting early, I want to just stick your left index finger in your mouth. 04:30:35.780 --> 04:30:41.540 I'm not doing that. Bro, I just smelled like she wouldn't deliver the smells like shit. 04:30:41.540 --> 04:30:44.840 Jinxie, do you want to become the next baker or not? 04:30:45.840 --> 04:30:46.340 Brother. 04:30:47.340 --> 04:30:53.740 Walk to your grump and stick your finger in your mouth, and I want you to swish it around like you're brushing your teeth. 04:30:55.140 --> 04:30:58.540 Yo, hey, Dantez? Ab so fucking mootly not, bruh. 04:30:59.940 --> 04:31:05.140 Okay, guys, is it a W or an L? That Jinxie is refusing to do what his coach is telling him. 04:31:07.640 --> 04:31:10.840 Okay, look for the blue now, and then I'll throw it off the bottle there. 04:31:11.540 --> 04:31:20.540 My blade is yours. 04:31:20.540 --> 04:31:26.540 Alright, so now what are you going to do is you're going to play on the uh... 04:31:26.540 --> 04:31:27.540 Kitty's scaling! 04:31:27.540 --> 04:31:31.540 Yep, no it's getting up. 04:31:31.540 --> 04:31:36.540 Wait so why do you smite on the buffs? 04:31:36.540 --> 04:31:44.420 Because the thing is that, so with your Q, you do every give effect damage, right? 04:31:44.420 --> 04:31:50.420 So as a result, you always want to like use your smite on the buffs because it makes it 04:31:50.420 --> 04:31:58.060 so that you're gonna like clear faster. 04:31:58.060 --> 04:32:00.660 That made no sense, bro. 04:32:00.660 --> 04:32:05.540 Why do I smite on the red buff and the blue buff? 04:32:05.540 --> 04:32:10.320 Imagine you have a shotgun that does some damage, right? 04:32:10.320 --> 04:32:13.320 When you sit there and you're- Wait, what did you just saw? 04:32:13.320 --> 04:32:14.320 I was a misclicked. 04:32:14.320 --> 04:32:16.440 Okay, look for the cap. 04:32:16.440 --> 04:32:19.560 It's like when you're jungling, right? 04:32:19.560 --> 04:32:22.760 Think of it like your little jungle pet gives you spray. 04:32:22.760 --> 04:32:26.400 So the longer that you keep the little small ones alive, the faster it is to clear so you 04:32:26.400 --> 04:32:28.440 don't have to waste time auto attacking them. 04:32:28.440 --> 04:32:29.440 Does that make sense? 04:32:29.440 --> 04:32:30.440 Got it. 04:32:30.440 --> 04:32:32.440 Can I bait? 04:32:32.440 --> 04:32:33.440 Yep. 04:32:33.440 --> 04:32:36.440 So while you're going for this grumble, I want you to stick your finger in your mouth. 04:32:36.440 --> 04:32:37.440 Brother, brother. 04:32:41.440 --> 04:32:43.440 Okay, so now we're going to just look for the red. 04:33:03.440 --> 04:33:08.840 Nice. It's not on your recovery, you're going to buy the red boots again, and then you're 04:33:08.840 --> 04:33:13.440 going to look for the top to bot folk there. 04:33:13.440 --> 04:33:18.440 Wait, Jinx, see? 04:33:18.440 --> 04:33:19.440 Yeah, yeah. 04:33:19.440 --> 04:33:27.440 If you were stranded on a deserted island, right, and you have to re-eating your own feces, 04:33:27.440 --> 04:33:30.440 do you think that you could actually survive like that? 04:33:30.440 --> 04:33:32.440 I think you would die literally instantly. 04:33:32.440 --> 04:33:41.520 wait why cuz I don't think eating shit like that was good oh okay so we're 04:33:41.520 --> 04:33:44.800 gonna now is you're gonna look for the reptile and then after reptile them I 04:33:44.800 --> 04:33:47.960 want you to look for your bot side clear 04:33:49.800 --> 04:33:58.640 fighting this is hard wait why why did my player start why did my player start 04:33:58.640 --> 04:34:05.920 running away. So Nocturne has an ability that he can spawn these like chains on 04:34:05.920 --> 04:34:10.920 you and when he does what happens is after like one and a half seconds you 04:34:10.920 --> 04:34:14.600 start running away from him and there's nothing you can do about her. Oh of course 04:34:14.600 --> 04:34:20.880 he does there's always there's always just some new like just oh you thought 04:34:20.880 --> 04:34:24.560 this is gonna happen but then he had an ability that basically bended time and 04:34:24.560 --> 04:34:26.560 and then fucked you in your tight ass. 04:34:26.560 --> 04:34:31.560 And then this guy has an ability that spawns in a fire empress who shoots from the sun. 04:34:31.560 --> 04:34:34.560 And then this guy has an ability who literally bends time. 04:34:34.560 --> 04:34:36.560 And then this guy has an ability who clones himself. 04:34:36.560 --> 04:34:39.560 And then this guy has an ability that has literal infinite fucking health. 04:34:39.560 --> 04:34:42.560 Yup, I said it, infinite health. 04:34:42.560 --> 04:34:46.560 And then this guy has an ability where he turns into your character in the middle of the fight. 04:34:46.560 --> 04:34:49.560 Yes, no. In the middle of the fight, he turns into your character. 04:34:49.560 --> 04:34:53.520 your character and then this guy has an ability that takes a fully loaded shotgun and puts 04:34:53.520 --> 04:34:56.440 it into your fucking throat. 04:34:56.440 --> 04:34:59.880 They're actually just one of those name scrapes. 04:34:59.880 --> 04:35:07.560 Okay, so now what we're going to do is you're not going to fight him, okay? 04:35:07.560 --> 04:35:12.680 Well, I'm just farming bot side and then look on the dragon. 04:35:12.680 --> 04:35:19.680 Oh, and you know how you said that one thing about like the time machine as a joke? 04:35:19.680 --> 04:35:20.680 Yeah. 04:35:20.680 --> 04:35:23.680 Yeah, there are two characters that actually have it. 04:35:23.680 --> 04:35:25.680 Of course there is. 04:35:25.680 --> 04:35:28.680 Because, bro, none of it's a joke. 04:35:28.680 --> 04:35:33.680 There's 170 characters and all of them have at least something cheesy. 04:35:33.680 --> 04:35:34.680 Yeah, exactly. 04:35:34.680 --> 04:35:38.680 It's like that's the hardest part about this game is actually knowing what you can and can't fight. 04:35:42.680 --> 04:35:47.780 All right, and this guy's an ability that fucking takes your v-card 04:35:51.080 --> 04:35:53.080 So we're gonna just confound the dragon 04:35:56.360 --> 04:35:59.240 Back of these little Krugs fucking die fuck 04:36:00.320 --> 04:36:02.840 Thanks, well, if I told you it's looking like you're gonna have a win right now 04:36:03.520 --> 04:36:05.520 Yes, look like a 20 kill game, too 04:36:05.520 --> 04:36:18.620 What if you never wash your finger and you start it going yourself, pshitty. 04:36:18.620 --> 04:36:22.300 I already know you read that from the fucking chat. 04:36:22.300 --> 04:36:23.300 No. 04:36:23.300 --> 04:36:29.820 Now you're gonna look on the blue buff and then afterwards you're gonna look on the reset 04:36:59.820 --> 04:37:11.980 I gotta wash my hands, shower, wash this keyboard right after this game. 04:37:11.980 --> 04:37:13.980 What will I do? 04:37:13.980 --> 04:37:19.740 Wait, please do start off with the keyboard or with your hands? 04:37:19.740 --> 04:37:21.740 Brother, I don't know! 04:37:21.740 --> 04:37:29.740 Wait, Jaxie, you're in an infinite loop because no matter which one you wash first, 04:37:29.740 --> 04:37:32.300 The other one will always get dirty again. 04:37:32.300 --> 04:37:34.060 Do you know what I mean? 04:37:34.060 --> 04:37:35.980 Unfortunately, I did. 04:37:35.980 --> 04:37:37.420 Why did I help you? 04:37:37.420 --> 04:37:40.140 Go for Wolves, go for Wolves, okay. 04:37:40.140 --> 04:37:42.860 You're actually in an infinite loop of IRL. 04:37:42.860 --> 04:37:45.340 The only way to win is just to not play. 04:37:45.340 --> 04:37:46.940 So just like, ignore it. 04:37:50.140 --> 04:37:51.980 No bro, I'm just gonna get Windex. 04:37:51.980 --> 04:37:53.660 Okay, I'm gonna wash my hands deeply. 04:37:54.380 --> 04:37:56.140 Get Windex and Paper towel. 04:37:58.300 --> 04:37:59.260 Oh, that actually works. 04:37:59.740 --> 04:38:05.900 okay run for this one for this they got this four people are you sure yeah go on 04:38:05.900 --> 04:38:08.580 the emu move first 04:38:09.460 --> 04:38:14.020 nice okay now you can run away 04:38:15.100 --> 04:38:20.980 fucking close 40 40 HP okay look for your bot side now 04:38:29.740 --> 04:38:35.840 I have no idea why my pointer finger smells like shit. It's the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me in my life 04:38:37.240 --> 04:38:39.240 I'm not 04:38:40.680 --> 04:38:43.440 When sauce I be showered this morning 04:38:45.000 --> 04:38:47.000 Fuck 04:38:48.880 --> 04:38:53.640 You just take your hand in your pants to make this five and more. Whoa 04:38:56.400 --> 04:38:58.400 Who's sad are you on man? 04:38:59.740 --> 04:39:04.340 Miho, Miho, Miho. Just dressed as your coach. 04:39:04.340 --> 04:39:09.340 Okay, look for the Gwynsus now, and then afterwards I want you to buy the, uh, yep, there you go. Good. 04:39:09.340 --> 04:39:11.340 X-ray on to Alex's plate. 04:39:16.340 --> 04:39:19.340 Alright, so now we're gonna play on the, uh, the Baron. 04:39:20.340 --> 04:39:22.840 This should be a job, as long as we don't win. 04:39:22.840 --> 04:39:24.340 Yeah. 04:39:24.340 --> 04:39:29.340 Okay, look top. 04:39:29.340 --> 04:39:34.340 No, no, I don't want you to do mine. 04:39:34.340 --> 04:39:37.340 Give me a look top here. 04:39:37.340 --> 04:39:42.340 Yeah, this Jax is not on my screen. 04:39:42.340 --> 04:39:44.340 Don't ult for him, don't ult for him. 04:39:44.340 --> 04:39:51.340 Yeah, he's already dead. 04:39:51.340 --> 04:39:53.660 Are you Q over the wall to kill the- I don't know. 04:39:53.660 --> 04:39:56.060 I was just here for the Gromp of Dislocating. 04:39:56.060 --> 04:39:58.060 So now I want to just ping on the bang. 04:40:03.340 --> 04:40:04.460 Ping him. 04:40:04.460 --> 04:40:06.460 Just do it, just do it. 04:40:10.060 --> 04:40:12.060 Alright, now I'll go. 04:40:12.780 --> 04:40:13.820 You sure? 04:40:13.820 --> 04:40:15.820 No one can man. 04:40:18.380 --> 04:40:20.140 Literally no one can. 04:40:20.140 --> 04:40:22.140 Yeah, this is bad now. Okay, go for the cap. 04:40:23.340 --> 04:40:25.340 Yo, yo, yo, yo! 04:40:28.620 --> 04:40:32.140 Well, to be for the only reason why it's bad is because your mouth has cancer. Go top. 04:40:35.260 --> 04:40:37.260 Now you're gonna push top lane. 04:40:38.620 --> 04:40:42.220 Why does my pink fingers smell like shit? I don't understand! 04:40:43.340 --> 04:40:48.780 You can see it's because you probably wiped with only like two, uh, two sheets instead of three. 04:40:48.780 --> 04:40:50.780 So as a result the feces 04:40:50.780 --> 04:40:52.780 No I haven't shitting hours! 04:40:54.780 --> 04:40:56.780 Well, did you smell your finger in that time? 04:40:56.780 --> 04:40:57.780 No! 04:40:57.780 --> 04:41:00.780 So maybe it's just been like this for literal hours 04:41:00.780 --> 04:41:01.780 Should I finish? 04:41:01.780 --> 04:41:02.780 Should I go? 04:41:02.780 --> 04:41:04.780 Yeah, keep going 04:41:07.780 --> 04:41:08.780 I keep pushing 04:41:09.780 --> 04:41:13.780 See, these are the scenarios where it's like, I don't know when to stop in this scenario, you know what I mean? 04:41:13.780 --> 04:41:15.780 You stop when somebody stops you 04:41:18.780 --> 04:41:20.780 What? 04:41:20.780 --> 04:41:22.780 No! 04:41:22.780 --> 04:41:24.780 I got targeted! Let me relax for a sec! 04:41:24.780 --> 04:41:26.780 Alright, now keep getting this. 04:41:26.780 --> 04:41:30.780 Is that a little plus 120 payday? 04:41:30.780 --> 04:41:32.780 Oh yeah, we like those. 04:41:32.780 --> 04:41:36.780 Looks like no one even knows I'm here. 04:41:36.780 --> 04:41:38.780 Yeah, because they play with like their map turned off. 04:41:42.780 --> 04:41:44.780 Oh yeah! 04:41:44.780 --> 04:41:46.780 Yeah, their map turned off! 04:41:46.780 --> 04:41:48.780 I 04:41:49.900 --> 04:41:56.680 Don't that's is that even work is that worth you got an entire turret for one death. Yeah, of course. It's worth 04:41:58.580 --> 04:42:03.680 Turrets over with like 600 gold. It's like you just got a double kill wait. I think I got two turrets actually 04:42:05.660 --> 04:42:07.660 But yeah, you did 04:42:09.020 --> 04:42:11.340 No, you legit just like almost 2000 gold 04:42:11.340 --> 04:42:19.140 Okay. Wait, Jinx, you deserve fingers. I'll swap this, am I? 04:42:19.140 --> 04:42:23.340 Yeah! What the fuck do you think? Why do you even win the game so I can shower? 04:42:23.340 --> 04:42:27.340 I think Ron's gonna be at my house in 10 minutes. No, 5 minutes! 04:42:27.340 --> 04:42:32.340 Wait, wait, wait. What if anybody walks into this room and he just smelt my hand? 04:42:32.340 --> 04:42:34.340 Bro, lock in! 04:42:34.340 --> 04:42:38.340 Okay. Go for the Jinx, the Jinx. Okay, that was fun. 04:42:38.340 --> 04:42:40.340 flash from flashing, you can flash, you can flash 04:42:44.340 --> 04:42:46.340 yes, YEEEESSS 04:42:46.340 --> 04:42:48.340 good, burn, ping barn 04:42:49.340 --> 04:42:51.340 alright, come here dumb fox 04:42:51.340 --> 04:42:53.340 ron's gonna be at my house in 5 minutes 04:42:53.340 --> 04:42:55.340 well, I'm not kidding 04:42:55.340 --> 04:42:57.340 jinxie, walleye, you need to tell ron 04:42:57.340 --> 04:42:59.340 am I not even kidding? 04:42:59.340 --> 04:43:00.340 you need to say ron 04:43:00.340 --> 04:43:02.340 I just got this new hand sanitizer 04:43:02.340 --> 04:43:04.340 smell it 04:43:04.340 --> 04:43:06.340 NO! 04:43:06.340 --> 04:43:08.340 Okay press W press W press W 04:43:08.340 --> 04:43:10.340 I can't get Baron 04:43:10.340 --> 04:43:12.340 No just wait you need to hold W 04:43:12.340 --> 04:43:14.340 Yeah but you said press W 04:43:14.340 --> 04:43:16.340 So you're gonna take blame for that 04:43:16.340 --> 04:43:18.340 Or I'm gonna beat the shit out of you 04:43:18.340 --> 04:43:20.340 You said press W I did not say LW 04:43:24.340 --> 04:43:26.340 Okay my bad 04:43:26.340 --> 04:43:28.340 Okay so now buy your expo until I high explain 04:43:32.340 --> 04:43:34.340 Ryze give me up a house in 5 minutes 04:43:34.340 --> 04:43:38.580 game because I'm a piece of shit. And my pointer finger smells like shit. 04:43:42.100 --> 04:43:46.500 Dude, I already told you what you have to do. Ask your child if you should do that. 04:43:47.500 --> 04:43:53.020 Wait, so Ron saw the clip that I said, dude, I put Ron set up in my bathroom, 04:43:53.020 --> 04:43:57.300 not because it's like degrading. It's because I try to put it in my room, 04:43:57.340 --> 04:43:58.580 but then there was double audio. 04:44:28.580 --> 04:44:30.580 Your box 04:44:31.160 --> 04:44:37.160 Putting a question mark like you ever I'm question literally your humanity so jinx you yours, so we just stole your problem 04:44:44.600 --> 04:44:46.600 Nice good not bad 04:44:50.320 --> 04:44:56.420 Okay, so what we're gonna do here is your next item is going to be let's see what's on 04:44:58.580 --> 04:45:03.580 Hey, Jaycee, have you been using your phone? 04:45:03.580 --> 04:45:07.580 Yeah, I'm texting Ron because he's literally two minutes away from my house. 04:45:07.580 --> 04:45:09.580 Yeah, you might have to wash that too then. 04:45:09.580 --> 04:45:11.580 Wash what, my phone? 04:45:11.580 --> 04:45:12.580 Yeah. 04:45:12.580 --> 04:45:14.580 Yeah, I will. 04:45:16.580 --> 04:45:20.580 Wait, what if when Ron gets in your house, he takes over? 04:45:20.580 --> 04:45:23.580 Uh, no, he's literally Irons. 04:45:23.580 --> 04:45:25.580 Okay, so now we're gonna do something. 04:45:25.580 --> 04:45:28.340 do so I want you to look for the red right click your what's on you need the 04:45:28.340 --> 04:45:30.540 what's on 04:45:33.500 --> 04:45:40.420 and then you're gonna look on the red boss I think Ron's gonna come in the room 04:45:41.340 --> 04:45:46.100 yeah this is such a mess bro this is literally such a mess of course I'm in 04:45:46.100 --> 04:45:50.380 some one hour long league shit fast 04:45:50.380 --> 04:45:57.380 Okay, stop doing this or I'm gonna look mid. 04:45:57.380 --> 04:46:02.380 Jung mid. 04:46:02.380 --> 04:46:07.380 Low Q run. 04:46:07.380 --> 04:46:09.380 Ah, nah, if you run Savannah then you die. 04:46:09.380 --> 04:46:10.380 Kill it, kill it, kill it. 04:46:10.380 --> 04:46:11.380 It's a double kill mid. 04:46:11.380 --> 04:46:12.380 Use Q to dodge. 04:46:12.380 --> 04:46:13.380 Okay, you're good. 04:46:13.380 --> 04:46:14.380 Go on, go on. 04:46:14.380 --> 04:46:15.380 Go on. 04:46:15.380 --> 04:46:16.380 I'm in Q. 04:46:16.380 --> 04:46:18.380 You can meet with QQ here. 04:46:20.380 --> 04:46:22.380 Coach, what the fuck? 04:46:23.380 --> 04:46:26.380 Yeah, so there, I'm gonna be honest, I don't wanna play on my key. 04:46:27.380 --> 04:46:28.380 Alright, Ron's here. 04:46:31.380 --> 04:46:33.380 Yo, Ron! Did you arrive? 04:46:34.380 --> 04:46:36.380 Yeah, I'm outside of your house right now, I think. 04:46:37.380 --> 04:46:38.380 Holy shit. 04:46:38.380 --> 04:46:41.380 Yeah. Yo, alright, don't leave, don't leave anything. 04:46:41.380 --> 04:46:44.380 Ron, go to the pool, okay? 04:46:44.380 --> 04:46:45.380 Huh? 04:46:45.380 --> 04:46:51.900 Where's where's your dad's turbo s that you bought it? It's in the garage you see how there's 04:46:53.660 --> 04:46:55.660 Do you see the three? 04:46:57.900 --> 04:47:05.700 Yeah, don't don't make anything run listen do you see the palm trees you see the palm trees 04:47:07.620 --> 04:47:10.780 Walk straight and then there's a gate 04:47:10.780 --> 04:47:18.420 Open the little gate and then you'll see a pool and then walk up 04:47:20.420 --> 04:47:28.380 Yo chill chill chill don't leave anything walk walk straight and then go up the stairs to my room 04:47:30.820 --> 04:47:32.820 You'll see a room with the light 04:47:32.820 --> 04:47:51.260 I'm in the room that's lit up. Yeah, yeah, open. The big white door. No, no, the other 04:47:51.260 --> 04:47:58.860 one. Go to the other one. Wait, is it going on? No, I got a sand gauge here. Yeah, go 04:47:58.860 --> 04:48:00.860 I don't this 04:48:03.060 --> 04:48:05.660 Jack's dead not turned 04:48:09.820 --> 04:48:11.340 No 04:48:11.340 --> 04:48:15.260 Oh, you know look for the brand look at the run in your team the whole W. Oh, yeah, there he is 04:48:15.580 --> 04:48:17.580 Brown a middle league game. Hold up. Hold up 04:48:19.740 --> 04:48:21.740 Yo, bro, how was your flight, bro? 04:48:23.300 --> 04:48:26.820 Yo, can I hold up John says, what do I do here? Oh 04:48:26.820 --> 04:48:32.060 Well, you should have been paying your tins of iron, but now you can recall anything of us. Okay, we go. Okay 04:48:33.380 --> 04:48:37.860 Yeah, yeah, wait finish what? Yes. Yes. It's 30 minutes. I should be done soon 04:48:39.860 --> 04:48:41.860 No, you can show it if you want 04:48:45.260 --> 04:48:49.860 Bro run is this your first time in a tarpon tarpon springs? 04:48:49.860 --> 04:48:56.740 Yeah, bro, there was like mad people just like the guys in the neighborhood eight bro. Yes, literally exactly literally 04:48:57.500 --> 04:49:01.620 Yes, bro. That's what I was saying wait got this. I look on baron here for a for an engage 04:49:02.060 --> 04:49:07.280 Yeah, but you're gonna want to let your team going first. Okay, so just send in my brain dead idiot teammates 04:49:08.220 --> 04:49:15.300 You can see she's a tell Ron the finger thing. Yo, I'm not though. Hey, that's it. No, you're on. Can I just be honest with you? 04:49:15.300 --> 04:49:16.160 I 04:49:16.160 --> 04:49:24.000 Well, lucky I'm not lying bro my left pointer finger smells like shit. I don't know why 04:49:28.200 --> 04:49:32.060 Okay, when you phrase it like that it sounds bad bro the bathroom is nice 04:49:32.560 --> 04:49:35.080 Also, I was gonna put it in my room, but then there was double 04:49:36.680 --> 04:49:38.680 Go through this current 04:49:39.800 --> 04:49:43.540 And then go straight through the other current and then go straight through the door 04:49:43.540 --> 04:49:58.420 go for this let's go fight fight oh it's fine relax yes yes bro your setup is next to a toilet 04:49:58.420 --> 04:50:08.220 but it doesn't matter it's nice yes bro it's fine and we can see the audio quality it's good in 04:50:08.220 --> 04:50:18.300 there it's either that or echo also bro I hope your minecraft skills are good 04:50:18.300 --> 04:50:21.900 because I'm horrible 04:50:25.700 --> 04:50:29.780 where's your kid how do you even like dude Rod do you have a pimple patch 04:50:29.780 --> 04:50:34.380 bro yeah cuz I have a fucking nasty pimple here dude wait but how do I how 04:50:34.380 --> 04:50:35.340 How do I what? How do I what? 04:50:35.340 --> 04:50:36.340 You want a vape? 04:50:36.340 --> 04:50:37.080 No, what do you mean? 04:50:37.080 --> 04:50:39.580 Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you saying? 04:50:39.580 --> 04:50:41.720 A vape? No, it's not a vape, bro. 04:50:41.720 --> 04:50:42.920 Chat, don't listen to this guy. 04:50:42.920 --> 04:50:44.760 This guy's fucking bullshitting. 04:50:44.760 --> 04:50:45.460 What's up, Don't Test? 04:50:45.460 --> 04:50:46.560 Yo, look for the barn. 04:50:46.560 --> 04:50:49.320 Yo, Don't Test, Ron Test, what's up? 04:50:49.320 --> 04:50:50.320 Yo, what's good, Ron? 04:50:50.320 --> 04:50:51.060 What's up, man? 04:50:51.060 --> 04:50:53.320 Dude, this is a very interesting setup for a guy 04:50:53.320 --> 04:50:54.660 who makes $50 million a year. 04:50:54.660 --> 04:50:56.220 OK. 04:50:56.220 --> 04:50:58.760 Oh, it's a working setup. 04:50:58.760 --> 04:51:01.060 Can I ask why my fucking background is dead? 04:51:01.060 --> 04:51:02.320 That's a fucking joke. 04:51:02.320 --> 04:51:03.860 Bro, it's not a toilet. 04:51:03.860 --> 04:51:06.740 It's just next to you wait. Should I jump the a moon or no? 04:51:08.900 --> 04:51:13.300 What should I do bro? What should I do wait jingsy genuine question? No, you're supposed to go 04:51:20.700 --> 04:51:23.760 No, I'm not bro. I'm not bad. I'm okay. I'm brown 04:51:24.460 --> 04:51:29.500 Okay, jingsy. How are you supposed to shit now because if you go to the bathroom? 04:51:31.620 --> 04:51:33.620 Oh my god, oh my god 04:51:33.860 --> 04:51:35.860 Bro, this shower is your setup! 04:51:35.860 --> 04:51:38.860 Guys, no, listen, I'm not gonna shit next to your setup. 04:51:40.860 --> 04:51:46.860 Bro, listen, when you say your setup is in the bathroom, it sounds worse than it actually is. 04:51:46.860 --> 04:51:49.860 Easy, my background is a fucking bathtub. 04:51:49.860 --> 04:51:54.860 Okay, yes, but it's a nice bathtub and it never gets used, so it's literally clean. 04:51:54.860 --> 04:51:57.860 It's literally, it's all clean, bro. Everything in here is clean, bro. 04:51:57.860 --> 04:51:59.860 Bro, I still 04:51:59.880 --> 04:52:06.060 Bro, I don't know why my fingers smells like shit run my left pointer finger. I'm gonna power wash 04:52:09.340 --> 04:52:14.260 No, wait, I think I pissed off I think I pissed one life and got pissed I'm not gonna lie 04:52:14.700 --> 04:52:17.760 Look for the red and then try again. No, I didn't show you 04:52:20.140 --> 04:52:23.820 No red person try run I didn't shit 04:52:27.860 --> 04:52:32.180 no no no there's not shit chat do not listen to this guy bro this guy's the 04:52:32.180 --> 04:52:36.140 range don't just look at it with you to see that yep there you go getting 04:52:36.140 --> 04:52:40.660 check on you don't start yet I don't sorry yet I don't sorry up you need to 04:52:40.660 --> 04:52:44.460 wait for your team they need to die for you okay now you can look shine gauge 04:52:44.460 --> 04:52:51.320 the a move or go jack jack jack jack jack jack first bro run there's not 04:52:51.320 --> 04:52:53.320 shit 04:52:54.320 --> 04:52:56.320 Well, Ron you are sleeping in my bed 04:52:58.960 --> 04:53:01.560 Bro, you're in jiddy's chamber bro, this is how we do it 04:53:05.560 --> 04:53:09.560 Why do you tell me to commit and then back up don't as I didn't take a mess of luck 04:53:10.280 --> 04:53:12.480 Back up. Yeah, look, okay. Well, never the fuck would look means 04:53:12.800 --> 04:53:18.920 Okay, now run all the way around the shotgun and regroup with your team run around the dragon pit regroup with my team. Okay. Yes, sir 04:53:18.920 --> 04:53:23.560 I'm about to enter flow state Ron, you're gonna wanna see this, this is gonna be a f***ing 04:53:23.560 --> 04:53:24.560 pentakill. 04:53:24.560 --> 04:53:26.560 Check him in, check him in. 04:53:26.560 --> 04:53:27.560 No, no, no. 04:53:27.560 --> 04:53:28.560 Can't come in here. 04:53:28.560 --> 04:53:29.560 Wait, I need my brain dead. 04:53:29.560 --> 04:53:30.560 No for the check. 04:53:30.560 --> 04:53:33.560 Oh yeah, no, no, come in, come in, come in, come in, don't move. 04:53:33.560 --> 04:53:34.560 No. 04:53:34.560 --> 04:53:35.560 No. 04:53:35.560 --> 04:53:36.560 Dead? 04:53:36.560 --> 04:53:38.560 Wait, come in the check, check, check, check. 04:53:38.560 --> 04:53:39.560 Yes. 04:53:39.560 --> 04:53:40.560 Yes, Vomible. 04:53:40.560 --> 04:53:41.560 Kill the Nocturne. 04:53:41.560 --> 04:53:42.560 Vomible. 04:53:42.560 --> 04:53:45.560 Wait, why am I near sighted? 04:53:45.560 --> 04:53:46.560 That's Nocturne ult. 04:53:46.560 --> 04:53:47.560 Okay. 04:53:47.560 --> 04:53:49.560 now go for more go for more 04:53:49.560 --> 04:53:50.560 jumpy mu mu 04:53:50.560 --> 04:53:51.560 yep 04:53:52.560 --> 04:53:53.560 yes kin 04:53:53.560 --> 04:53:55.560 wait the melt the melt the melt 04:53:55.560 --> 04:53:56.560 shy 04:53:56.560 --> 04:53:58.560 wait why not mid why not mid 04:53:58.560 --> 04:54:00.560 wait hold tab hold tab 04:54:00.560 --> 04:54:02.560 okay what about it 04:54:03.560 --> 04:54:05.560 okay you're gonna have to get that soul 04:54:05.560 --> 04:54:07.560 soul key get this mid turret then go drag 04:54:07.560 --> 04:54:09.560 go drag and then go back 04:54:09.560 --> 04:54:11.560 wait what Ron what Ron 04:54:13.560 --> 04:54:15.560 bro don't take images of my fucking chair 04:54:15.560 --> 04:54:20.520 chair bro my chair I my chair is fine bro my whole set of it's fine we're on 04:54:20.520 --> 04:54:28.760 your gas in it man you fucking gas in it yes this is my bedroom though this is 04:54:28.760 --> 04:54:35.000 literally where I'm doing thank you brother okay what do I write death 04:54:35.000 --> 04:54:38.440 dance death dance no no I want to get Guardian Angel right click the Guardian 04:54:38.440 --> 04:54:42.320 Angel why Guardian Angel shit don't ask yeah but it's because the thing is your 04:54:42.320 --> 04:54:45.200 team's worthless and they always make you die first so you're gonna want to like 04:54:45.200 --> 04:54:49.200 I'm going 7-9, I'm worthless. I'm a piece of shit. 04:54:49.200 --> 04:54:54.200 Bro, I have to win this game so I can shout. 04:54:54.200 --> 04:54:59.200 Alright, so he's actually not lying about that chat? 04:54:59.200 --> 04:55:03.200 The reason why there's baby oil is because I lost a bet. 04:55:03.200 --> 04:55:07.200 Yeah, I lost a bet to Ken, bro, and I had to dance to Crazy Frog. 04:55:07.200 --> 04:55:12.200 This is all old shit, bro. I haven't used that baby oil since. 04:55:12.200 --> 04:55:14.200 Since 04:55:15.440 --> 04:55:17.440 Their activities 04:55:22.000 --> 04:55:28.160 Because I forgot to throw it out sometimes look, I'm not gonna entertain this bro. I'm not running around rampage using baby 04:55:30.600 --> 04:55:32.600 Yep, and then after you just run man 04:55:35.920 --> 04:55:40.840 I didn't even recall I'm running down mid we run wait wait wait how many hours do you have on me John? 04:55:42.200 --> 04:55:44.200 Oh my god 04:55:44.840 --> 04:55:48.600 My jing see jing see ask Ron how it's possible that he's lost with 04:55:49.400 --> 04:55:51.000 Martin 04:55:51.000 --> 04:55:57.160 That's his head ask run how it's possible that he lost with badly Martin. Yo, yo, yo don't ask bro 04:55:57.160 --> 04:56:00.440 Why did I pick you and then you started crying? So I have to let you go to jinxie, bro 04:56:00.440 --> 04:56:04.600 You still did you guys lose you guys fucking lost? Yeah, we made it through the first round 04:56:05.080 --> 04:56:08.440 You're lost you lost your fake challenger. Oh wait respond. What happened? 04:56:08.440 --> 04:56:11.080 Yo, I'm real challenger now, ask Jynx. 04:56:11.080 --> 04:56:13.580 No, no, it's Lemikie, bro. I watched last night. 04:56:13.580 --> 04:56:15.080 Yeah, you couldn't get it in a day, bro. 04:56:15.080 --> 04:56:16.840 Nah, he did get challenger today, though. 04:56:16.840 --> 04:56:19.780 Bro, bro, Dontes, what happened to Guardian Angel there? 04:56:19.780 --> 04:56:21.780 Wise guy? I didn't even get to respawn. 04:56:21.780 --> 04:56:23.780 Yeah, because you don't have the item. 04:56:23.780 --> 04:56:25.540 Oh, I'm building it. 04:56:25.540 --> 04:56:28.540 Oh, that would have been good to know before I fucking inted the fucking game. 04:56:28.540 --> 04:56:31.340 Well, I mean, I would expect that you would know that. 04:56:31.340 --> 04:56:33.340 Yeah, bro, I'm Bronze 4, Dontes. 04:56:33.340 --> 04:56:35.940 I don't know my left-ass sheet from my right-ass sheet. 04:56:35.940 --> 04:56:37.440 You have to tell me, bro. 04:56:37.440 --> 04:56:39.440 You understand, right? 04:56:39.440 --> 04:56:42.440 Jynxie, the reason why isn't because you don't know. 04:56:42.440 --> 04:56:47.440 It's because you're too busy explaining why you have a half used bottle of Giddy Oil in your bedroom. 04:56:47.440 --> 04:56:50.440 It's not a half used bottle of Giddy Oil, or baby oil. 04:56:50.440 --> 04:56:55.440 Bro, shh. No, it's just, I used it all in one day. 04:56:55.440 --> 04:56:59.440 On Ken. I'm not on Ken with Ken. 04:57:01.440 --> 04:57:06.440 Yo, those are like Joe, or who is it? I think Joe Rogan spells. 04:57:06.440 --> 04:57:08.440 They don't work though. 04:57:08.440 --> 04:57:10.440 Look for the blue. 04:57:10.440 --> 04:57:12.440 Okay. 04:57:12.440 --> 04:57:16.440 Yeah, that route works. That route is like a VPN, son. 04:57:16.440 --> 04:57:19.440 Alright, go for the Jax. 04:57:19.440 --> 04:57:22.440 I need to kill Jax. I need to kill Jax. Okay. 04:57:22.440 --> 04:57:25.440 Why is his health not moving? Why does the word of God this game is ass? 04:57:25.440 --> 04:57:28.440 So, Jax has an ability. 04:57:28.440 --> 04:57:34.440 Jax basically grips the sun and then fucking sends a laser beam down your ass. 04:57:34.440 --> 04:57:36.920 How many more abilities do I gotta learn downtown? 04:57:36.920 --> 04:57:38.920 You know, so it's one of those. 04:57:38.920 --> 04:57:41.920 So what you just saw was actually, uh, Leona. 04:57:41.920 --> 04:57:46.420 Oh, oh! What I said was Leona, not Jacks. Okay. 04:57:46.420 --> 04:57:50.120 Dude, there's fucking 200 characters, they all have four abilities. 04:57:50.120 --> 04:57:52.620 My head is gonna fucking explode. I'm not even kidding. 04:57:52.620 --> 04:57:54.620 Yeah, but it's about right. 04:57:54.620 --> 04:57:56.620 I'll give you a call after doing the wolves. 04:57:59.120 --> 04:58:03.120 Bro, his setup is fine. Your Jacks, bathrooms are fine. 04:58:04.440 --> 04:58:13.720 Okay, what now they're just walking out their teams are paying them to group 04:58:13.720 --> 04:58:22.640 Don't has just read me bro. Yeah, I like that. Okay, you got challenger man. Like your life 04:58:22.640 --> 04:58:28.320 is fucking complete. Yeah, I'm feeling good right now, bro. I'm not gonna lie. It feels pretty nice. 04:58:28.320 --> 04:58:29.320 Nice. 04:58:29.320 --> 04:58:31.320 You're actually so tough for that. 04:58:31.320 --> 04:58:32.320 Hold on. 04:58:32.320 --> 04:58:33.320 Hold on. 04:58:33.320 --> 04:58:34.320 Hold on. 04:58:34.320 --> 04:58:35.320 Hold on. 04:58:35.320 --> 04:58:36.320 Relax. 04:58:36.320 --> 04:58:37.320 Relax. 04:58:37.320 --> 04:58:38.320 Relax. 04:58:38.320 --> 04:58:39.320 Okay. 04:58:39.320 --> 04:58:40.320 I'm going to be second engage, right? 04:58:40.320 --> 04:58:41.320 Yeah. 04:58:41.320 --> 04:58:42.320 So, I'm just taking... 04:58:42.320 --> 04:58:43.320 I'm trying to get to a worthless piece of shit. 04:58:43.320 --> 04:58:44.320 It's fine. 04:58:44.320 --> 04:58:45.320 Just pick a worthless Malkai comes mid. 04:58:45.320 --> 04:58:46.320 Is that Malkai? 04:58:46.320 --> 04:58:47.320 Yeah. 04:58:47.320 --> 04:58:48.320 Where'd you see? 04:58:48.320 --> 04:58:49.320 Oh. 04:58:49.320 --> 04:58:50.320 Oh, just a Mimosa. 04:58:50.320 --> 04:58:51.320 Okay, run away. 04:58:51.320 --> 04:58:52.320 Run away. 04:58:52.320 --> 04:58:53.320 Run away. 04:58:53.320 --> 04:58:54.320 Oh, actually, no. 04:58:54.320 --> 04:58:55.320 This is good. 04:58:55.320 --> 04:58:56.320 I'm actually so nice. 04:58:56.320 --> 04:58:57.320 Okay, run in. 04:58:57.320 --> 04:59:03.080 No top go top run top run top show us the bathroom. Yo guys, you'll see it in bronze stream, bro 04:59:04.280 --> 04:59:07.520 Yeah, you can wait, but don't show like the whole bathroom should set up 04:59:13.400 --> 04:59:16.000 Okay, no push push push push push 04:59:17.200 --> 04:59:19.200 Yo, don't watch that shit 04:59:27.320 --> 04:59:28.960 No, it's not revenge. 04:59:28.960 --> 04:59:31.260 I was gonna run mid, run mid, cut them off, cut them off. 04:59:31.260 --> 04:59:34.060 No, Don't have to keep changing the information! 04:59:34.060 --> 04:59:36.260 Yes, because there's new information constantly. 04:59:36.260 --> 04:59:37.660 Ron, listen to me. 04:59:37.660 --> 04:59:39.660 Okay, listen, it's not revenge. 04:59:39.660 --> 04:59:42.260 Do you see where the old desk is? 04:59:42.260 --> 04:59:45.760 We tried to put you there, but then the audio was doubled. 04:59:47.260 --> 04:59:49.720 You knew this might steal this, might steal the dragon. 04:59:49.720 --> 04:59:51.220 1,400. 04:59:53.560 --> 04:59:55.460 I'm the greatest fucking... 04:59:55.460 --> 04:59:56.820 No, you misled us, Mike. 04:59:56.820 --> 04:59:58.820 Yo, don't pass, bro. You know what, man? 04:59:58.820 --> 04:59:59.820 Wait, I'm resurrecting. 04:59:59.820 --> 05:00:01.820 Please. I forgot I could press. 05:00:04.820 --> 05:00:06.820 Yeah. Yeah. 05:00:06.820 --> 05:00:08.820 Jax is such a fucking pussy! 05:00:11.820 --> 05:00:14.820 Yo, of course, bro. It's like an hour-long game. 05:00:14.820 --> 05:00:17.820 Yo, I have to shower? My fingers smells like shit. 05:00:18.820 --> 05:00:21.820 No, bro, we have like a, uh, dinner, bro. 05:00:22.820 --> 05:00:25.820 I'm gonna be- I'm gonna take a two-minute shower. It's all good. What's up? 05:00:25.820 --> 05:00:30.580 Jinzy tell Ron to get a washcloth so he can help you clean up med game 05:00:32.140 --> 05:00:36.280 Yo, Ron, yeah, actually, you know what that is. I'm not even gonna repeat that 05:00:38.980 --> 05:00:40.980 If you play to me we will immediately 05:00:42.420 --> 05:00:47.140 No, but that this can't coach you to like click buttons. You're not gonna be able to do it 05:00:48.140 --> 05:00:50.140 Also, wait, did we just lose dumps as? 05:00:55.820 --> 05:00:57.820 Yeah, oh I into my ADC 05:01:02.700 --> 05:01:06.980 Nice try you about power effort that's actually really not that bad 05:01:08.820 --> 05:01:12.020 Sometimes you can lose but if you don't think you'll always win 05:01:14.100 --> 05:01:20.540 All right, Jinxie listen, I'm getting IRL rage baited what not that means. Oh, I mean 05:01:20.540 --> 05:01:31.420 What is this what is this good you wait, what about my PC Ron 05:01:35.660 --> 05:01:41.320 What do you mean yo, I'm like full cam here yo run my setup isn't scuffed bro 05:01:42.140 --> 05:01:47.860 Yo, John says a great get out of my camera. Yo, John says great games, bro 05:01:47.860 --> 05:01:52.420 You got challenger and I got challenged I mean, what do you want me to say? 05:01:53.180 --> 05:01:58.400 Listen enjoy your Minecraft marathon over the next few days. We'll be back on the roof soon. Okay, bro 05:01:58.660 --> 05:02:04.020 Yeah, I need a break from the fucking rift bro before the rift rifts my fucking ass open man. I 05:02:04.740 --> 05:02:09.980 Don't shoot him bro. Yeah. I mean, it's have a good one bro and enjoy your dinner. Yo, don't ask. Let me bro 05:02:09.980 --> 05:02:14.320 Have a double. I see what I have a little grass on challenge a man. Thank you. Thank you 05:02:14.320 --> 05:02:22.440 So Ron bro are you ready for Minecraft dude? Oh, maybe see me now. This is a crazy angle, bro 05:02:22.440 --> 05:02:27.060 It's like wait am I gonna get edited now? Like you know the black bars? No, bro 05:02:27.060 --> 05:02:32.000 This is just my shitty ass camera angle. Yo this finger right here smells like shit. I swear to God 05:02:32.000 --> 05:02:34.940 I don't know why don't smell it don't bother on God 05:02:34.940 --> 05:02:41.400 So why okay, so my setup there was a toilet next to it and they're shitting it and I flushed it before I came in here 05:02:41.400 --> 05:02:44.060 So you live so you took a shit with my setup 05:02:45.080 --> 05:02:49.160 Okay, I didn't shit on your setup. I shit next to your setup like 05:02:52.080 --> 05:02:55.160 Bro, oh my god, I need a shower. This is bad bro run. Listen, bro 05:02:55.160 --> 05:02:59.960 I didn't shit on your setup. Yeah, let's put off the tweet in question here, bro. Hi guys 05:02:59.960 --> 05:03:01.960 Put up the tweet in question have mine 05:03:02.120 --> 05:03:06.600 But how does hi-fives do this? How does it work? He has any desk hi-fives pull up the tweet, bro 05:03:06.600 --> 05:03:13.320 You could literally just pull it up yourself if you just probably click the link like I'm sure there's a link somewhere like wait hold it up 05:03:14.520 --> 05:03:20.920 Dude, this is my favorite email involvement. It's not even a good email. It's not very good. Yo guys high-bives put the link in the chat 05:03:20.920 --> 05:03:23.280 Highbives or I'll rain fire down on you 05:03:23.800 --> 05:03:28.320 Wait, so this is where you did your cosplay shit. How long that takes it up seven hours, bro 05:03:28.320 --> 05:03:32.360 They're like seven hours, but this is where I do everything. This is very nice. It's a very calm setup 05:03:32.360 --> 05:03:36.200 It's pretty hot here though. So that's my next question. So when the bathroom starts getting hot 05:03:36.600 --> 05:03:41.320 Because you need to explain this to me a little bit. 05:03:41.320 --> 05:03:45.520 Yeah, maybe move your fucking camera because they can't see. 05:03:45.520 --> 05:03:48.040 So bro, this is a perfectly fine setup, dude. 05:03:48.040 --> 05:03:51.160 My background is a fucking bathtub. 05:03:51.160 --> 05:03:52.840 Yeah, that's normal. 05:03:52.840 --> 05:03:55.160 Bro, Ron, no one uses the bathtub. 05:03:55.160 --> 05:03:56.160 It's clean as shit. 05:03:56.160 --> 05:04:00.640 Bro, so if I want to go shower on stream, I have to zoom in my camera and they're going 05:04:00.640 --> 05:04:01.640 to hear me like... 05:04:01.640 --> 05:04:02.640 No, because. 05:04:02.640 --> 05:04:04.560 Do you want to know why? 05:04:04.560 --> 05:04:05.560 Here's the bed cam. 05:04:05.560 --> 05:04:14.360 We have a bad camp. It literally looks like we're out of film or perhaps it's been pulled 05:04:14.360 --> 05:04:29.760 out of the curtain. 05:04:29.760 --> 05:04:30.760 This is the bad camp. 05:04:30.760 --> 05:04:33.440 Oh, fuck, oh fuck. 05:04:35.760 --> 05:04:36.960 Jeff, you guys see that? 05:04:36.960 --> 05:04:37.960 That's the bedroom. 05:04:37.960 --> 05:04:41.120 Yeah, it's pointed at a fucking small ass bed, don't it? 05:04:41.120 --> 05:04:43.480 Bro, from my high, what do you mean? 05:04:43.480 --> 05:04:44.720 No, no, I reset. 05:04:44.720 --> 05:04:45.800 There we go. 05:04:45.800 --> 05:04:48.200 Okay, oh, dots out to the way, W dots as, bro. 05:04:48.200 --> 05:04:49.040 I'm literally getting, bro. 05:04:49.040 --> 05:04:49.920 We appreciate that, bro. 05:04:49.920 --> 05:04:51.200 I'm literally getting off too. 05:04:51.200 --> 05:04:53.760 Leaked tape, mentally unstable. 05:04:53.760 --> 05:04:54.720 So I have a question. 05:04:54.720 --> 05:04:55.560 What's gonna happen? 05:04:55.560 --> 05:04:57.080 It's like, okay, I'll be honest with you. 05:04:57.080 --> 05:04:58.520 When I go to bed, I'm not kidding. 05:04:58.520 --> 05:04:59.760 This isn't for the stream. 05:04:59.760 --> 05:05:01.540 Bro, I hump in my sleep. 05:05:01.540 --> 05:05:02.380 No, I'm not gonna do it. 05:05:02.380 --> 05:05:03.220 You know what I'm talking about? 05:05:03.220 --> 05:05:04.960 You ever hump the bed and you just like, 05:05:04.960 --> 05:05:05.800 I'm being so serious. 05:05:05.800 --> 05:05:06.920 I don't know what I'm talking about enough. 05:05:06.920 --> 05:05:07.760 So run. 05:05:07.760 --> 05:05:09.360 It's not like an aggressive thing. 05:05:09.360 --> 05:05:11.560 It's just like, whenever you sleep, 05:05:11.560 --> 05:05:13.320 you know what I like, you move around your legs. 05:05:13.320 --> 05:05:14.400 You know what I'm talking about? 05:05:14.400 --> 05:05:15.840 Do you know what I'm talking about? 05:05:15.840 --> 05:05:17.920 Hey, bro, if you start humping me, 05:05:17.920 --> 05:05:20.000 I'm gonna beat the shit out of you, bro. 05:05:20.000 --> 05:05:21.880 Like, yo, are you being dead ass? 05:05:21.880 --> 05:05:22.880 I swear. 05:05:22.880 --> 05:05:25.360 So you randomly will hump your girlfriend in bed? 05:05:25.360 --> 05:05:26.520 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 05:05:26.520 --> 05:05:28.240 I hump my bed, bro. 05:05:28.240 --> 05:05:29.400 I think it's like, I don't know. 05:05:29.400 --> 05:05:30.840 It's like some of the dude, I don't know. 05:05:30.840 --> 05:05:32.160 I get agitated quickly. 05:05:32.160 --> 05:05:34.280 So like, it's a small bed though. 05:05:34.280 --> 05:05:36.760 You're gonna, we're gonna feel each other at night for sure. 05:05:36.760 --> 05:05:37.600 Yeah. 05:05:37.600 --> 05:05:38.680 What does that even mean? 05:05:38.680 --> 05:05:39.960 What does that supposed to mean, bro? 05:05:39.960 --> 05:05:41.440 You never thought like, oh, you know, 05:05:41.440 --> 05:05:43.960 I have a guest coming over, maybe like a air mattress 05:05:43.960 --> 05:05:44.800 or something like that. 05:05:44.800 --> 05:05:46.960 Or instead you're gonna put me in the same bed as you? 05:05:46.960 --> 05:05:47.800 Yes, bro. 05:05:47.800 --> 05:05:49.720 Bro, dude, I could get an air mattress, 05:05:49.720 --> 05:05:52.080 but I think it's cinema if we're in the same bed. 05:05:52.080 --> 05:05:52.920 Okay, sure. 05:05:52.920 --> 05:05:55.440 What do you, do you see clothes or no? 05:05:55.440 --> 05:05:56.440 That's my next question. 05:05:56.440 --> 05:05:58.200 I sleep in the half nude. 05:05:58.200 --> 05:05:59.240 So I go underwear. 05:06:00.400 --> 05:06:02.040 I mean, serious. 05:06:02.040 --> 05:06:03.320 I go underwear, bro. 05:06:03.320 --> 05:06:04.560 So I also go underwear. 05:06:04.560 --> 05:06:07.560 So you want me to be in your, 05:06:07.560 --> 05:06:08.760 just so I'm understanding, 05:06:08.760 --> 05:06:10.560 you want me to be in your bed, 05:06:10.560 --> 05:06:12.920 underwear, you underwear. 05:06:12.920 --> 05:06:14.520 I hump right in the middle of the night 05:06:14.520 --> 05:06:16.920 and your bed is probably the size of this desk. 05:06:17.920 --> 05:06:18.760 Okay. 05:06:20.360 --> 05:06:23.000 Okay, when you explain it like that, yeah. 05:06:23.000 --> 05:06:27.320 And you have half a fucking bottle of baby oil that's empty. 05:06:27.320 --> 05:06:31.560 This I can explain. Bro, this was in a class rail wager against Ken Chat, 05:06:31.560 --> 05:06:32.840 to have a one of a chat if you were there. 05:06:32.840 --> 05:06:37.320 I lost and had to oil up and dance to Crazy Frog. I have not used that since. 05:06:37.320 --> 05:06:40.040 It's freaky, bro. This is freaky house, man. 05:06:40.040 --> 05:06:43.000 But you know what? I'm excited, bro. I'm really excited. 05:06:43.000 --> 05:06:45.880 It is, uh, it's gonna be something. How long do you think it'll take us to beat the game? 05:06:45.880 --> 05:06:49.880 Okay, bro. Realistically? So you actually want me to do it, you told me? 05:06:49.880 --> 05:06:54.200 Good, yes. Bro, realistically, I think you go no armor. 05:06:54.200 --> 05:07:01.080 Can you wait but okay listen bro listen I think if you go no armor you should be 05:07:01.080 --> 05:07:05.880 allowed to use a shield right okay and is it possible to be hardcore Minecraft with no armor 05:07:05.880 --> 05:07:11.080 I've never done that the way I have it set up to you in the server is if we die if any of us die 05:07:11.080 --> 05:07:16.520 it automatically resets unless we're in the end then both of us have fun but but but is that a little 05:07:16.520 --> 05:07:20.840 mickey like what if we get to the end and then uh you die and then I kill the boss like everyone's 05:07:20.840 --> 05:07:25.840 you have to kill the boss, you have to kill him. 05:07:25.840 --> 05:07:31.520 Bro, but realistically if I have armor, I'm more likely to not die in the end, right? 05:07:31.520 --> 05:07:32.520 Or am I that bad? 05:07:32.520 --> 05:07:33.520 Yeah, I would assume so. 05:07:33.520 --> 05:07:38.280 Bro, I think if you go no armor, this could take five days, and I'm down. 05:07:38.280 --> 05:07:41.800 Like bro, what are you doing for the next week? 05:07:41.800 --> 05:07:46.920 Or if you want, we could do shared health, meaning like if you get hit, I also get hit 05:07:46.920 --> 05:07:47.920 the same amount. 05:07:47.920 --> 05:07:51.360 So like, let's say you're a full HP and you get blown up by a creeper, you're a 1 HP, 05:07:51.360 --> 05:07:53.760 I'm automatically set to 1 HP. 05:07:53.760 --> 05:07:55.960 Will you finger Ron in sleep? 05:07:55.960 --> 05:07:59.560 So like the chat is moving really fast here and that's the message that you sent out. 05:07:59.560 --> 05:08:01.760 Fran Zuka, will you finger Ron? 05:08:01.760 --> 05:08:06.440 Like, bro, you know, it's not even, guys, we're not even talking about, this isn't even 05:08:06.440 --> 05:08:08.040 the subject of the discussion. 05:08:08.040 --> 05:08:11.320 Fran Zuka, what the fuck, bro? 05:08:11.320 --> 05:08:14.720 You actually use the Twitch chat, it is so dull, like- 05:08:14.720 --> 05:08:16.240 Wait, what do you use, bro? 05:08:16.240 --> 05:08:23.620 Chatter, you know, oh my god, what is chat arena? Hi guys, what is chat arena? I mean just this is like very like interesting 05:08:23.620 --> 05:08:25.620 How you show this? 05:08:25.920 --> 05:08:31.000 Listen, bro, I'm ready. I'm ready to become a minor tomorrow that ass. Okay. Yeah, bro 05:08:31.000 --> 05:08:35.480 We'll both be minors, bro. All right, bro. Hey, I have to actually shower though chat like I dead 05:08:35.480 --> 05:08:39.680 I bet I have to end the stream. I have to end the stream run my kid cracked 05:08:39.680 --> 05:08:44.600 Yeah, why are you like how do you find these messages, bro? Dude again? This is my chat. This is like half of my chat 05:08:44.600 --> 05:08:48.340 Yeah, if you crack let me watch Ron is mocking you. Okay 05:08:51.480 --> 05:08:56.800 Okay, all right, okay listen, bro chat the next time you see us we will be miners bro 05:08:56.800 --> 05:09:01.560 Yes, sir tomorrow what time like three or four depends. We need to set up some other stuff 05:09:01.760 --> 05:09:08.120 But three or four bro check Ron's gonna be in my bed tonight if you want me to finger him let me know 05:09:10.440 --> 05:09:12.440 All right, just 05:09:12.440 --> 05:09:14.440 Miners, tomorrow. 05:09:14.440 --> 05:09:18.440 Miners, assemble. 05:09:18.440 --> 05:09:24.440 Alright, I'll see you guys tomorrow, chat for real, bro.