I took a half and she took her whole thing sold out
Baby, we took a trip, now we on your block and it's like a ghost town
Baby, where did these niggas be at when they said they'd pull it out, that's not it
You tired of biffin' your buns, you can't even pay me enough to react
You're waking up in the crib, sometimes I don't even know where I'm at
You don't pay that nigga's sauce in the party, I can't even listen to that
Anytime that I ran into somebody, it must be your finger, really, that, ayy
Stradichal set on my lap, ayy
They saying JZ just snap, this is between us, it's not like a store
This isn't a plausible gap, ayy
I see some n' cash in my pocket, check it back
I know that they had the crib gone crazy down there
What they had the cash in their pocket, baby
Sometimes we laugh, sometimes we cry
I guess you know
Late early not late not late not late not late shut the fuck up
I got her weed, she telling me Tay is the best
One of the new, I like to kill it, but you only want from the name
I'm like the peppy, I'm not just a rapper, you tell me you're a bitch
Shut up, what is good? Can you stream later?
Fix your mic, what do you mean fix my mic?
What do you mean, mix your mic? What the fuck is this guy fucking typing?
Alright, band! First band of the day!
Orlando Magic, yes, you're trying to make my mic good?
Does my sound good?
Just my mic sound good yes or no?
Actually not chat mods not chat mods
Mods is what makes out good cuz chat fucking trolls chat trolls. Let me listen. Let me listen
John says is watching tell that there's 20 minutes 20 minutes 20 minutes 20 minutes 20 minutes
20 minutes 20 minutes 20 minutes
It doesn't sound bad, it just sounds like different.
It doesn't sound bad at all you motherfuckers.
Hi guys, this might sound good or bad, be honest.
2AM, the company's your one.
Dakar is the company gift, it's a Dakar-ee-s.
Make a video about it.
Switch cameras, what do you mean switch cameras?
What do you mean, me-ho?
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
What's up you disgusting rat?
All right, we ready for the Minecraft marathon?
Yes to her!
Jack, in exactly 24 hours,
the Minecraft marathon is kicking off boys.
Jack, I'm not gonna show you guys the scene yet,
but we have a bed cam.
Listen, bro, Ron is gonna be in my room.
Maybe not in my room, it might be my bathroom.
I know it sounds bad, chat, listen.
We set up, Ron set it up in my room
And we did an audio test, it was fucking ass.
Because the mic's carried over.
So Ron is gonna probably be in my bathroom
where there won't be any audio pass through.
And then me and Ron are gonna sleep in the same bed.
Chat, it's not zesty.
It's only zesty if you make it zesty.
Me or bigger to brown.
Move bigger to brown.
Or you guys get a spoon.
See, here's the bullshit.
Bro, me and Ron aren't gonna fuckin' spoon, buddy.
We're just gonna go to sleep, rest up,
and grind every fuckin' death.
Ron is not allowed to have armor.
So this literally could take a week.
Wallah, we don't know.
We don't know what's gonna happen, yow.
Who cupping, wait, wait, cupping who?
Who's cupping who?
Yo, bro, I'm not gonna spoon Ron.
I'm not gonna spoon him.
I'm not gonna spoon Ron, buddy.
Hi, guys, how's it going?
I don't know, potentially, my brother might have, I really don't know.
Could it be the noise suppression?
Let's see.
You sure you're not being schizo? You're sure it's different?
What?
Talk?
Then I mean, she'll come by rock.
Penis, penis, penis.
Penis, wiener, balls.
Tip of my rod, tip of my dog, tip of my cock.
My cock, unshamed testicles.
How does it sound?
Okay, I could go on to the test.
All right, yeah, maybe I'm just changing sitso.
It is like peaking, so.
All right.
Highlights.
Yeah.
Are you ready for the Minecraft marathon tomorrow?
Yes, I am ready.
James, so you're gonna have him in your bathroom?
Listen, we did it, shh, shh, shh.
We did an audio test, bro.
We did an audio test 30 minutes ago.
When Ron's setup is in my room, you hear double audio.
If I'm like, yo, you'll hear it.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, because you're on his mic.
So we're gonna put Ron in the bathroom.
It's a very nice bathroom.
I'm not stuffing Ron in my fucking toilet or something,
okay?
It is a nice bathroom.
Ron's gonna be in there.
I'm gonna be 15 feet away.
It's not like, I'm not shoving Ron in a fucking toilet, bro.
It's a nice bathroom, seriously.
Right, so when you got a piss you're gonna walk into the back of his stream pull out your dick and just piss
Yeah, and you're making it sound worse than it is bro. It's not that bad the mics now
Are his cameras not going to be based on it's one of so I'm just gonna piss bro
And when he needs to piss he could piss there too, bro just cuz it's a bathroom doesn't mean it's bad, bro
It doesn't mean it's bad. It's a good setup
It's not it's not jitty. It's not alfred. Listen, we have
Checked on Tess check don't has really fast. Okay, really pastel check
Come tribute, I know you should not kill yourself
I don't even want to know what the con like what the context of this is a
Contribute like Don says what the fuck?
I'm not choosing for you and I'm not playing that game. You're trying to put me in a no wind spot, but the answer is still
Gruck, either I'm sending you the Contribute or I'm ending it all, all right, I gotta get
out of here.
What?
You are the Context, you.
Now chat, listen bro.
Minecraft for noobs.
Chat, as y'all boys know, I got a Minecraft marathon in 24 hours.
I need to do some research.
We got a six minute video, maybe this will make a world of a difference for me.
Wait, hardcore, hardcore, hardcore!
Okay.
Minecraft hardcore survival can seem a-
Focus.
Extremely intimidating, especially if it's your first time playing it.
Yes!
because in this video, I, a person who has survived 100 days in Minecraft hardcore,
am going to be showing you how to start off your hardcore world at the right width.
So, here we are, we're in a brand new Minecraft world,
difficulty locked to hard, the evil hardcore health bar staring back at us, we're ready to go.
Now, first part of any Minecraft world is usually going to be gathering resources.
I noticed, yes. You break the trees first.
Chance, the first thing you do, first thing you do, you break the trees.
But since this is hardcore, first thing you should do is check if there's a cave nearby.
Mobs in hardcore do a crazy amount of damage, and since we don't have to-
So stay away from the ditty caves!
We don't want to be near any caves where mobs could potentially jump out at us.
Distance yourself from these caves, otherwise you're going to be crafting something,
a creeper comes out from a nearby cave, and bam, you only survive for like 5 seconds.
5 seconds. By the way, this is a special tip for my world. If you're in a dark oak forest, get out of there as soon as possible.
This is one of- Wait, but chat, is this cheating?
Chat, is this cheating?
Yes, okay fine. I'll go in raw. I'm gonna go in raw, doc. Fine!
Fine! I'm gonna go in raw. Fine!
We're gonna start the marathon tomorrow at like 3 p.m. or 4 p.m. in that window all right chat now listen up I
Need everybody to lock in
Weather videos, but they get increasingly more extreme chat as you know I live in Tampa
I've almost died to multiple hurricanes
Extreme weather videos on the internet, but they get progressively more terrifying as the video goes on
So what is number one gonna be? Like the sun exploding?
That tree's about to go.
There it goes!
Hey!
I'm good.
Oh my pfft! What?!
Yo yo yo yo, chat! Does anybody in here have tornadoes?
Listen, man, I actually don't think there's anything more terrifying than a tornado.
I would never leave Florida.
Eh!
Uh, it's forming right in front of him.
Why's he laughing?
See what happens.
I want to run right in the middle of it and see what happens.
See, bro, sometimes life just has natural selection, and I'm just going to leave that there.
Brother, you're going to run into the center of a tornado?
They managed to record lay on what an idiot like like actually what an idiot bro
Why like why would you ever do that?
On Cathedral at the perfect moment
What
Oh, that poor grandma!
Oh my god!
After the chat for the grandma.
In Brazil, we're taught off guard when a strong wave hits.
Do you see that?
That is gigantic!
Run! Run!
See water doesn't scare me water doesn't scare me unless it's a tsunami
Tsunamis are scared.
He broke the glass on his windshield.
This looks like Scotland. I'm not even kidding, this looks like Scotland.
Or Ireland.
W boyfriend.
In case you didn't know, this is nature's warning that lightning is about to strike.
What when your hair does this?
I did not know that. Wait, what?
Wait, what? I didn't know that.
Okay, Jack, what is the most horrifying extreme weather condition?
I'm going earthquake.
Jack, what is this? Like, hurricanes do... Hurricanes suck? Tornado? Okay, low key?
A hurricane, if you live in like, coastal Florida, is literally terrifying.
If you're inland, you're good.
Oh my god!
Wait, it's Hale?
Oh my god!
Those are gigantic chunks of Hale!
You could actually die from that!
Oh my god!
I'm scared!
I'm really scared!
I feel this f***ing shit.
See, here's the thing.
I understand you're scared.
Like, I get that.
But you're not making the situation any better.
Like, do you know what I'm saying, bro?
You're not making the situation any better by doing that.
Just duck and cover.
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Okay, see, this is- No.
This is what I'm talking about.
Bro, this is what I'm talking about, man.
You're making it worse
This funnel cloud formed right over a neighborhood in Kansas, but luckily it never made contact with the ground making it completely harmless
Yeah, GG bro, I don't even know what I would do here.
So it went upwards, that's so lucky.
This is the aftermath of a Russian fishing boat after a storm.
WHAT?!
Okay, this is actually my worst nightmare.
Water flooding into my setup.
Oh my god.
How is that only 19? What?
How is that? I would have grabbed myself!
Check! How is that 19?
What?
Bro, that was the most real scream I've ever heard.
He's gonna slip he's gonna slip
Why is the car going by itself? Why is the car going by itself? Why is the car going by itself?
Was bro just nonchalant
This is what it looks like.
This is what I'm talking about.
People are just insane.
Bro, people need to underslick.
People need to get better at just surviving.
Seriously.
Yo, bro, why are you going outside during a thunderstorm?
Like when gale force winds come out of nowhere.
Oh, she's still got the camera.
There's a bigger one coming.
No one was seriously harmed.
The hail is like baseball's hail.
Um, yeah.
If your ceiling is doing this, you should probably exit the room.
Oh my god.
God!
He's ruining our house.
We've got holes in the roof.
Everywhere.
This piece of hail came through the f***ing roof.
What the hell?
These people were delivering sand.
You could almost even say, what the hell?
Okay, sorry.
Bro, hail is kind of a sleeper.
Nobody really talks about hail, but how hail can kill you.
bags during a flood in Bedford, England.
He's literally driving basically through an ocean.
What are you doing?
Back up!
So what happens if water gets in the engine?
Legitimately curious.
Does it just completely shut down the car?
Jack, what happens if water gets in the engine right here?
Zero IQ. Nothing.
Go find out. I'm not doing that.
It's fine.
Hey man, I don't know if you should be driving into the ocean right now.
What even happened? A blizzard? A blizzard?
Can you imagine what 45 knots during kite surfing looks like?
What is the last one going to be like?
Careful, yeah she yells careful.
Oh thanks!
I didn't even know that.
I'm gonna be careful now like what he's in the heat of battle let him lock in please
What is saying careful gonna do
Everyone on board was able to make it over each safely
This is what
He went.
You should always turn on your hazard lights during a dust storm.
I'm guessing a car is just gonna appear out of nowhere.
During a sailboat race, the wind reached 27 knots, which is equal to roughly 30 miles per hour.
Yeah man, I'm just, I'm not inspired or motivated to do any of this.
I don't know man.
Like this just seems insane.
Bro, am I crazy?
Like I'd rather just chill.
Like, I don't know.
Now your sailboat's destroyed.
Yep, his windshield's literally gonna break.
His windshield's gonna...
It's on 1HP!
Oh my god!
Okay, that was actually smart.
Because he doesn't want Glass to like fly into his eye.
That was actually smart.
Uh, somebody drunk?
What's going on?
What's happening?
Is it wind?
This looks like an island.
Here's a really close call during Typhoon Weepa.
Oh my!
Thankfully no one- Oh my god he got out of there.
He got out of there.
Holy crap he flashed away.
Was harmed.
What is that?
Okay.
Minimally someone explained to me what that is if I saw this on the road I would turn away at the speed of sound
What is that chat somebody said the Elden Ring?
Death itself somebody said the Elden Ring I actually what even is that?
Um, it looks like it's heading in.
Yeah, maybe turn around.
Maybe turn around.
This plane was attempting to land at Madeira Airport during strong winds.
Madeira?
Isn't that in Madeira Beach?
Is that in Florida?
Oh, I can't watch plane videos.
I can't.
They're too scary.
I don't even like getting in planes. I don't want to add to that fear
How are people so cool he does it boom she doesn't even care bro. She's literally how are people so cool
Uh guys, run! Run! Run!
Oh, she's gone. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Extreme waves off the coast of Norway caused over 450 cruise ship passengers to be airlifted.
Yeah, this is already a bad sign when the plant is literally knocked over.
To the shore, before the ship was towed to a nearby port.
Oh no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay, another thing, cruise ships, terrifying.
Yo, chat, like,
Mio, getting caught in whatever that is in a cruise ship
because you can't escape, you can't get out is miserable.
Also, never, if you're gonna go on a cruise,
don't ever watch the movie, The Titanic, never.
Okay, that is the worst RNG I've ever seen.
Look at the car in front of him just chilling.
Brother, this guy, his timing is so bad.
As he's driving, a tree explodes and the branch rolls into his tire.
How unlucky can you actually be as a human?
But I'm not even getting, like, 40% of the time there he's going faster and his car just
flips forward.
Don't move.
Literally.
Don't move.
Ah, ugh, ugh, ugh, uh, Swerve!
Swerve!
This tourist boat underestimated the power of the river current.
Oh, get out of there!
Get out of there!
Luckily nobody was on board at the time.
Oh, thank god.
Why did you wait so long to say that?
You sick!
You sick piece of crap!
Hey, Jack, you want to know the most terrifying thing ever that no one ever talks about?
Deep Sea.
Yo, yo, yo.
Deep Sea is literally mortifying.
Mortifying.
Not enough people talk about it.
So, what did we learn today so far, chat?
When in doubt, sit at the house.
No, but seriously, don't drive in horrible weather conditions, like terrible weather.
Don't go to the beach in horrible weather conditions.
half of these clips. Like…
In 2024, huge waves in Rodanthe, North Carolina destroyed several beachfront homes.
It says 4 rent on the sign. This is not getting rented after this.
Wait, maybe this one? Maybe this one stays alive?
Maybe this one stays alive?
Nope. It's going down.
These workers in Miami, why are they smiling?
People are just cool, bro.
I don't know.
Hundreds of feet in the air during a storm for nearly 20 minutes.
They were walking in this?
No.
Oh my god.
This looks like Miami, though.
This looks like Miami.
Bro, I just...
Mud slide.
Oh, these are terrifying.
These are terrifying, too.
as curious one yet. They were 15 seconds away from dying.
Okay, so never go hiking. Don't drive in horrible weather conditions. Never go to an
Uh, uh, avalanche.
I mean, bro, we gotta work in our survival skills, man.
Oh my god!
Holy crap!
Get inside, good god!
What is the last one gonna be I actually even know
How much wind force do you need to flip a trailer?
Is that like over 100 miles?
That's a 18 reamler and straggler!
Good God!
That's an extreme close-up of an EF4 tornado forming with estimated wind speeds of 170
miles per hour.
Mio, why are you recording it?
What is wrong with people?
I'm not gonna lie though, holy adrenaline.
This looks like you got so much adrenaline from this.
Ah!
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Oh my God!
Ah!
Oh!
Ah!
Wait, what's this one?
Oh my God!
Oh my!
What
What class is that?
Uh...
Oh my...
What is in front of him?
Turn around!
See, you know the crazy thing about this video is how much you take for granted, bro.
Like, imagine you're just on a boat, and then two minutes later, there's a wave three
times the size of your boat, and you get fully capsized.
In 2023, a rogue wave came out of nowhere and tore through the beachfront in Ventura,
damaging roads, cars, and nearby businesses.
This is what I don't- I just don't understand people.
Bro, you guys are sitting there spectating, recording for five minutes, and now you're
running just run like why are we running now you know all they have to do in
that last video was instead of running just jump on one truck like the back of
trap. This guy found himself trapped inside his home during Hurricane Helene.
Oh my god!
Oh shoot! Oh man! I'm losing it! My trailer's going!
Oh f***!
Okay, honestly bro, hurricanes might actually just be the worst. I'm not even kidding.
Bro, hurricanes might actually just be the worst just because of the flash flooding.
It's like, I don't have the numbers on hand, but I would just assume hurricanes have wiped
out more homes than any other natural disaster.
Like I'm sure a tornado could, an avalanche could, a mudslide could, but I think statistically,
hurricanes and flash flooding have probably just wiped out the most houses.
What is 9-1-1 even going to do in this scene?
They have to...
He needs like FEMA or something.
They were out fishing when they suddenly got caught in the middle of an EF-3 tornado.
Wait, wha...
Okay.
That's my worst nightmare.
You're fishing and you get caught in a FUCKING TORNATO!
Where is it?
What do you even do in this scenario?
Bro, and it also makes you think all of these are recorded, right chat?
You know what's crazy?
9 times out of 10 when there's a natural disaster, everybody's panicking so nobody records it.
This is only like 10% of like the crazy weather videos online.
Like bro, there's so much more that has happened that people don't record.
Do you know what I mean?
I'm scared
or
to
Straight up water and mud. Oh my god water and dirt look at that
On
Wow
wait this is florida this is like florida this is florida
This is 100% Florida.
Good god.
Amid- WHAT?!
That's petrifying!
These hikers got caught in an avalanche in Kyrgyzstan, but fortunately everyone survived.
That's good at least. Bro.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
What in the world?
Uh, guys? Might want to start backing up.
Guys?
Yeah, might want to-
He ducked down, holy ball knowledge.
This guy just run a red light? Like,
I know there's other things happening right now, but did he just run away?
Yo
back in 2021 the Marshall fire I remember this became one of the most
destructive wildfires in Colorado history destroying over 1,000 homes in a
matter of hours Chad have y'all ever seen the video I could find it but this guy
It's his guy it's this guy and his son. I
Think it's in California not not in Colorado, but they're driving through
California and it literally looks like hell
Like he's like driving through fire in lava. Do you guys know the video I'm talking about?
That video like gave me chills the first month saw this was a couple years ago
Bro. But this video is way more tamed than the other one. The other one of the road was on fire. The trees were on fire.
This dash cam footage captured the moment an EF3 tornado ripped through an entire manufacturing facility in the-
This looks like Dunder Mifflin.
Braska.
This took place in Andover, Kansas, where roughly 10-13 homes were severely damaged.
Thankfully, only minor injuries were reported.
Wait, wait.
This guy recorded this?
Our neighbor's houses.
Oh my gosh.
Wow.
Bro, I would say 80% of these were completely unavoidable, like nothing you could have done.
20% of these was either people driving in like the worst weather conditions ever.
Somebody who's like the video started off. I'm gonna jump in the middle of the tornado and
Then like the other 5% with people sitting on a beach looking at a tsunami coming out there
But 80% of these were completely RNG just bad timing. Some of these could have been avoided for people
insane
Insane the video literally started off with the guy like I'm gonna jump in the center of the tornado
Like bro, what did we learn bro one?
One, never underestimate mother nature because my god.
Two, don't go freaking storm chasing and tornado chasing.
Like my god, why would you do that?
And then three, if there's a tsunami approaching the beach,
don't wait until it's on top of you to run.
Just start running.
My god, bro.
look up the admins in 1987 tornado bro I wanted to find the video of guy drives
through forest fire guys this is the most terrifying video I've ever watched
it's him and his son yeah this is it seven years ago this is a video this
This video is the most terrifying thing I've ever watched.
Nobody died, but...
Oh my god.
Keep going.
Go, go, go, go.
Brother, brother.
Chat, actually look at this.
Actually look at this.
Easy, easy.
Easy.
I actually can't think of anything more terrifying than this.
I think this beats everything in the video.
I'm not even kidding.
Oh Jesus, God help us.
Brother!
One of the tree falls on us.
Please, God help us.
Oh my God, bro.
Oh my God.
Guys, it literally is like driving through Armageddon.
I'm not even kidding.
it's literally driving through Armageddon bro literally AI it's AI yo bro I didn't
know like CTE has spread through the entire chat the video is seven years old
There wasn't even AI back then! AI! Do you have fucking, do you have fucking ct bro?
This isn't AI!
Alright chat, Domtests is one went away from Challenger. Where's the psychopath at?
It is time it is time
It is time bro
Dottets, it is time.
JINXED!
Dottets, yo, what's up?
Today is the day, bro.
Today is your fucking day, where you prove all of the doubters, all of the naysayers wrong,
and you reach challenger, Dottets.
Jinksy. Jinksy.
Talk to me Papa.
How did you sleep last night? And I want you to be honest.
Not that good. I slept.
Actually I slept last night. I slept 8 hours. I just woke up and felt weird.
But I'm good. I'm good bro. How about you?
I slept Jinksy.
Not good. Not bad.
bad but I slept as a fucking failure do you understand me what do you mean what
I mean Jinx is that people don't remember Genghis Khan for the countries
that he almost he almost conquered people don't remember Epstein okay
Hey, hey, hey!
He's a scientist!
James C! He's a scientist! He created gravity!
You're thinking of Isaac Newton.
What?
Continue.
Okay, people don't remember him for the scientific discoveries he almost discovered, Jinxi.
People don't remember murderers for the victims that they almost killed.
And as such, people will never remember the grandmaster players for the times that they
almost had challenged her.
So as a result, Jinxy, yes, I want a better failure, but I woke up this morning and I
said I will not fail again.
I will not fail again, Mom.
I will learn to stop people from dying!
I will learn to stop my teammates from hitting!
Okay, John tests. Yep. I'm going to need you to step away from your setup for a moment. Okay.
John tests.
Jinxie. It's just a video game, bro. Relax. Oh, it's just a video game, huh?
It's just a video game, huh?
Jinxie, if a little boy comes up to you and he starts crying,
Jinxie, Jinxie, my dog just died.
What are you going to tell him?
It's just an animal?
If a woman comes up to you and she says,
my car just got towed, what are you going to tell her?
It's just a vehicle?
It's like, Jinxie, do you not get it, man?
It's not just a game.
It's not just pixels on a screen.
It's the emotions that you ascribe to them.
It's the mental connections and the links that you create.
So no, Jinxie, it's not just a game, bro.
It's not.
It's more than that.
It's passion.
It's drive.
It's desire.
It's the urge to improve, to overcome, and to conquer.
It's pride.
Do you get it?
Yeah, yes, I'm sorry.
Okay, Don Tess.
It's, okay.
Oh my God.
Don Tess, is there a way that I could
see your camera in discord?
Yup, I got it, share.
Now, Dante, those two outcomes of this next game, and I want to know your response to both.
Either you're going to win in Reach Challenger, or you're going to lose in Not Reach Challenger.
What would you do if you won in Reach Challenger, and what would you do if you lost in Didn't Reach Challenger?
Okay, so if I won and I had challenger I would sit back in my chair and for the
first time in a while I would think to myself I did it and then I would watch
you boot up a few games of league I'd sit there I'd coach you I'd get you to
bronze to Jensie. And then at about 8.30 I'd end the stream, bring my wife to
watch a movie together, go on a nice little date night, and then go to sleep
tonight happy. And if I lose, I'm gonna take the 44 magnum that I have in my
drawer right beside me, I'm gonna load six rounds in the chamber and then I'm
gonna play Russian roulette, wife on camera in front of everyone for the
world to see. In game. In game. Okay. So basically this next game of League of Legends is the most
important game of your entire life. James, if I lose this game of League of Legends, there
will never be another game.
Oh my god, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Yo, yo.
Bro, come on.
You gotta relax.
Bro, listen.
If you lose, it's OK as long as you just keep trying, bro.
You don't give up.
My god.
You just don't give up, bro.
You don't give up, dude.
And you'll get it.
But, Jen, see, what happens when the pain becomes too much
to bear, man?
What happens when the only thing you can do
think about giving up because trudging forward just seems too miserable to
continue as a journey. What then? You get up and you try again, all right? That's
it. I don't want you to be driving off any cliffs tonight if you don't get your
challenge again, all right? Relax. If you lose, you're only two out, okay?
Well, it's gonna be hard to drive a car with that fucking revolve around
embedded into the back of my skull.
Oh, God! In game!
In game!
Non-realized, non-realized, obviously.
Okay.
What I need to do is I need to add a delay,
and I want you to randomly queue in the next five minutes,
just so you don't get slimed.
Okay. Let me add a delay.
Okay.
I have my delay.
Okay, Jinxie, Jinxie, while you're pissing,
can you do me a favor?
Wait, while I'm pissing, what?
I need you to envision the mouth of the enemy jungler
as the toilet bowl.
I want you to imagine you're sitting there, Jinxie,
and the propulsive force that emanates from your body
is the spiritual force of energy
that you're directing towards the enemy jungler's mouth.
Do you understand me?
Yes, sir.
I'll do that right now.
back in 25 seconds. I'm gonna be honest. It's now or never. For literal years, years.
I've managed to challenge every split in every season and
The thing is that every time I would I would always have this sense of completion
I would always have this underlying thing being like you know what I hit it. It's good. I'm done now and
That's the reason why for years every time I would hit it
There would never be anything of like me going beyond challenger. It would just be a seesaw
a never-ending circular journey that just goes up and down and up and down but
what if I told you guys that this time is different in the same way that men
want to be better men when they become fathers I think that part of me wants to
become a better player now that I'm a coach now that I have a student that
looks up at me with wonder in his eyes, just sitting there in complete awe.
As I make what I consider to be standard place, it does something to you.
To see that light appear in the eyes of another, that same light that you used to share, it
changes you.
It makes you want to sit there and want to go further beyond because it makes you ask
Ask yourself, what if one day I could have my eyes light up like that once again too?
What if one day my journey inspires me the same way I know his journey inspires him?
And it almost makes you want to reconnect with your roots.
It makes you sit there and it makes you want to become motivated in the way you once were,
medicated in the way you once were. It makes you want to sit there and feel the passion,
feel the rage, the elation, and the anger.
When I was pissing, I did imagine the enemy jungler, but I also imagined something far
greater.
My mouth?
No.
Okay.
There's probably at least out of the thousands of people that are watching this stream,
and maybe a couple thousand watch clips from today if you reach Challenger,
there's probably at least one kid in here right now who's been told at every stop and every turn of his life
that he's dreaming too big, his dreams will never become a reality,
and he's a failure, and he should stop chasing his dreams and not believe in himself and settle in and go for a realistic goal.
But Dante's hitting challenger and League of Legends isn't realistic. There's only 300 challengers in an entire North American region.
So what do you have to say to that kid, that kid who's dreaming and he's looking for something inside of himself?
When you look deep enough into yourself, there's only one thing that you're ever going to find
in Jinxing, and it's the true you.
It's the you that has shaped and created your entire existence around you.
And for some people, that's someone who gives up.
For some people, it's someone that's too afraid to go out of their comfort zone.
For others, it's somebody that's too hung up on the past to look towards the future.
But there are some people out there where the true them is somebody that wants to sit
there and that wants to aspire for more.
And there are others out there that have that child inside of them, right?
And it's so deeply embedded that for years, all of the people that sat there and would
tell them what's realistic and what can be achieved, ended up cluttering the
person that they believe themselves to be. So the thing is, Jinxie, that it's not
about the you you think you are and it's not about the you that you are today. It's
the you who you actually are and no matter how much you try to hide or how
much people try to put you down, that you can always resurface so long as you
wanted to and as you unlock yourself in that manner.
Our greatest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our greatest fear is that we
are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us.
And Jinxie, do you want to know what the most frightening thing of all is?
Weaponized autism. Weaponized fucking autism, baby. So what if I told you right now, Jinxie,
We are in champs!
Oh my god!
Okay, down test.
Here we fucking go, bro.
Okay, challenge the game.
I'm gonna like you lock in.
Jyncey, I have bad fucking news, bro.
I have bad news.
So, the enemy team banned Hecarim and Master Yi,
because they're fucking disgusting,
and I need to lock in an AD champ.
So what if I told you
that I'm actually gonna be showing you
you for the first time ever.
Yes!
Yeah, they go!
Okay, this is dead about.
Wait, so for your challenger game, Hacker room and Yi is double-panned.
Yes, these fucking cock suckers, even with both streams hiding, they ban both champs,
but little do they- oh, and my top laner's Autofilled.
Autofilled, don't blame me.
Wait, but why do I hear you making excuses? Hey, hey, hey,
Dantes, the world ain't all sunshine and rainbows.
It is a very mean and nasty place.
And I don't care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you
there permanently if you let it.
You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life.
But it ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can
get hit and keep moving forward how much you could take and keep moving forward
that's how winning is done so if you know what you work then go out and get what you're worth
but you gotta be willing to hit take the hit
jingsy do you know what the hit on my chat is saying gg eight hour stream 24 hour stream
don't test they don't think you're gonna rank up jingsy i wanted to listen i want you to
fucking tell everyone saying that right now that the only thing that's gonna last eight
hours is the fucking torture sessions that the cartels are gonna have with them once
they find them do you understand me I don't think I'm comfortable with telling them that
okay that's fine too alright are you ready this is your challenge again don't just lock
the fuck in man you earned this you are getting out of this out jinksy jinksy do you want to
see something disgusting yes talk to me bro please read with the enemy
kazante said in all chat right now no hecarim I give MS no no he said those
six bullets ready yeah so means that we are literally getting sniped by a guy
that heard the speech and after hearing the speech he decided that he was gonna
stream snipe and target ban this mother fucker do you understand yeah but what
disgusting piece of literal garbage but don't as it doesn't matter because you're
destined you're destined for challenger bro you got this now I'm gonna let you
lock in all right all right you can see I'm gonna be honest bro though I think we
might have to summon coach don't ask if we're gonna win this one what do you
think I agree bro I think you should coach yourself yes okay all right then
help me summon him repeat after me oh coach John test coach John test please
come to us please come to us in our time of need in our time of need so we can
make the enemy jungler so we can make the enemy jungler look like he has
special needs okay guys I'm not gonna hide the map there's a 30 second delay
he can't snipe a map on a 30 second delay all right let's get it done all right
so don't test this me we're gonna want to do now is you're gonna play for the
red and then into the Crogs now the good thing about this game is that your
team has a lot of setup right so like as long as you scale this game you should
be able to easily 1v9 it like I have faith in you. So what you're going to do here is
we're just going to finish the rev look on the Krugs. And now you see how your bottom
is getting shoved in? Yeah? Yeah. So what that means is because your bottom is getting
shoved in, you probably can fight the bot crab. Because if you fight the bot crab and
Jace is there, then you're just going to die. So I'm going to want you to smite this, and
then afterwards you're going to walk straight to the top crab. Okay? All right, sounds good.
So Dantas, this game you're getting a three losing lane special. So that means you're
gonna have to sit here and lock the fucking. You're only playing for the guaranteed advantages
because if you don't get them, it's fucked. Gotcha. Alright. Let's go. So now we're gonna
get the topcrab and then afterwards I'm gonna want you to either look top, mid or recall.
Those are the three plays. Top lane is shoved in too far, it's impossible. You can look
on mid for about 10 seconds. It takes you 8 seconds to recall and about 15 seconds to
walk back to base or back to gromp. So what you can do is you can actually look on this
for like a few seconds. Now the enemy Jace is here so I'm going to want to just back
off, reset and then you're good. Nice. Alright, so now what we're going to do here is after
your recall, you're going to start buying your item. Sorry, sorry, getting it? Good.
And now what you're going to do is you're going to play for the top to bottom refill
there. Now we know that Jace has a long sword, so what does that tell us? It tells me that
he probably reset after getting 350 gold, so maybe like 400 as well for the long sword.
So now what's a viable clear that Jace could have done in order for that to happen? Well,
it was probably like Raptors into Red Crugs. Okay, so what that means is that Jace, because
he did that, he probably cleared his topside again before resetting. So it means that when
When you meet him on bot side, he's going to have all camps taken, but you can look
for reinvade on his Raptors after your crugs are done.
Okay, but why can't I reinvade his Raptors?
I don't understand.
Because Raptors are the first camp that he cleared.
So now you see how your gromp has two minute cooldown?
Yes.
It means that right now his Raptors probably have like a minute, let's say 15 to 20.
So what you can do is you can actually just finish your clear, walk straight there, and
by the time you get there you can actually look for it, if Dragon is impossible.
Because you don't just want to sit AFK, right?
You always want to look for plays.
So even if you just hover on this wrapper, but you don't commit for it, it's better than
just sitting around with your dick and your hand on the Dragon.
Does that make sense?
Yep, it does.
Okay.
So now just finish this, and then afterwards I'm going to want you to look up.
So we see that Jace is there.
So what I'm going to want to do is I'm going to want to ping for Ward on the dragon here.
Good.
Just like that.
Nice.
Just now hit it.
Good.
So now he's not here, so what you can do is you can either look on wrappers or you can
look on crab.
Now the problem is that you don't have prior pretty much anywhere, so it's rough.
Like I'm going to be honest, this game is really cancer free.
If you look for wrappers, you died at Cassante, if you look for...
Yeah, just back off.
You can't do anything.
So now you see how you're going to lose your crab?
Yeah.
Well, the only thing that you can do here is maybe look for any wrappers in Vade, so I
want you to hover for that.
See?
And it's up.
That's predicted.
Now, I need you to drone top because if the rumble comes for you, you're going to have
to look for something, okay?
just finish this as fast as you can nice and then just fuck off nice one is
coming one is coming you're good
Okay.
So it's a little rough right now.
What did he type?
What?
What did he type?
Oh no, that was illusion.
Okay.
Sorry, coach.
It's okay.
So now what I wanted to do is I wanted to look for the top-to-bottom and play on the
the dragon. So far this game there's really nothing that you could have done differently though.
But it's alright, you can sew on this one. So now what you're going to do is you're going to
look for the top to bottom clear and then afterwards we're going to see if we can maybe look for a
player on the dragon. So there's good news about this game and the good news is that your ADC is
a rally in the soul and that's a champion that perma scales into games. So as long as this game
is even you guys are fine because these scales right so I'm gonna want to just
play for camps now this is good and then afterwards you're gonna look on your
bot side how are you guys feeling guys I'm feeling good yeah I'm gonna be honest
like I'm feeling okay but it's just a rough game because on this has like three
lanes that have no priority early like they're not necessarily losing but it's
the fact that he can make any place with them so it's kind of like he just
needs to look for the scraps right it's like your prostitute and everyone takes
all like the regular clients right so then you have to like settle for like
the people that are like a little fucking like wacky you know I'm talking
about yeah so now what we have to do right now is we're gonna have to look
for something around bot. Now there is a fight going on here but we don't have flash so looking
for a flash engage is impossible. Now we know that the top crab is spawning and we also know
that dragon is up. Now if we fight dragon I'm pretty sure we will end up losing
and I also don't think bot is necessarily gankable either because there's no ults there.
So what we're going to do is we're going to look up here and we're going to see if we can play on this.
Why do you think dragon would be bad? Do they just have a better comp for it?
Well, it's because look where their balling is and look where their mid-lane is.
They're past the halfway point. So Minza, if we go for dragon, enemy collapses before my ass and I just die.
Yeah, they have they have a better like positioning because they can just collapse on you.
It's kind of like chesting, so you have to think like three moves in advance, right?
So if I think I'm going to go to dragon, then my first reaction is like, okay,
but how are we looking priority-wise? Is there a man here?
yes that makes perfect sense so you should never go for a dragon if you're
mid is pushed back and your bot is pushed back yeah the only exception is
if you're playing in low elo but once you're playing in the elo that I'm
playing in you will get punished for it and they're gonna lose the game for it
so it's always better to go for dragon when they're pushed up oh god should be
fun wow okay well I guess that's how Kazanthe is our interaction works
I think that's right.
That's him looking almost impossible, though.
It's not over, Todd.
No, it's not. It's not. Like, we can win that at any point. It's fun. It's just like...
It just can't start how every time we're one win away from Challenger, we always have to deal with the most disgusting game ever. You know what I mean?
Yep, but I think it's just testing your mental fortitude.
I think you should look at it as a test.
Don't look at it in a bad way.
Look at it as a test of how strong you are mentally.
Yeah, but James, it's like imagine you're saying that you have $0 in your bank account,
right?
And then the second you're about to get out of debt, your car breaks down.
And then another time you're about to get out of debt, your cat gets the flu.
Another time you're about to get out of debt, you break your arm, you know?
It's like, at what point does God just say,
you know what?
We're gonna give him a little break
because it's been a lot recently.
You know what I mean?
Like Loki's had to deal with a lot of shit.
Let's give him a little fucking break.
Like why do I need this fucking retard going in for?
Why?
Okay.
I need you to unfluster yourself a little bit,
because I feel if you're angry, you're not going to play optimal.
You're right.
So now what we're going to do is we're going to see if we can look for the crab shirt in about 18 seconds.
So what I'm going to do is I'm going to walk here and hit this because it gives me like vision.
So you see Cassandra walking back in lane.
Now the problem is that my support and my midlaner are recalling,
but even if they weren't there's probably not a chance we're gonna check for kill.
So I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna just plant those.
Okay, so now what I'm gonna try to do, Jhin says I'm gonna try to convince my top laner to leave the game so we don't lose LP.
because he owns the test since he's just fucking disgusting.
Alright, so unfortunately it looks like our Ornn isn't a good person, so he's not gonna AFK.
So I'm just gonna try to back off.
So I saw my old site I could always look for like a flash in here
It is our own died once again
How's that good news don't test how's that good news?
Because I think he's an inting piece of shit
So it's like I think he's an inting piece of shit right and then now he's like doing all this shit to us
So it's like I'm reaffirmed with my belief in society, you know
What is that belief?
That he's an inting fucking scumbag and that there's no hope for our humanity
So long as he resides within the limits of a
Iceman population.
Okay.
Yeah, don't send that.
Yeah.
211 does one five times.
All right, we're gonna hold it back then.
Okay.
Dantez, I'm scared.
I haven't seen you like this in what like 10 hours no I just mean yesterday was
probably the worst I've seen you and today's right up there with it he died
again. Why doesn't he just sit under the tower and stop feeding him? Because you know
some people they try to like leave a positive impact on humanity because they
know they're like capable of doing it. Yeah. Other people do the complete opposite.
Nice. Now I'm getting fanboyed in my jungle by the enemy mid and jungle. Sick.
Alright, it's like in rough, Genkzi, it's like in rough.
So if he were to AFK for 3 minutes in Fallon, only he would lose Zelo, right?
Yeah, exactly, which is completely deserved because he's literally the only reason we're
going to lose this game.
So now I'm going to walk to farm my Gromp and I get clapped on by 3 more people, sick
So I can't farm my raptors because I get invaded by the Cassante I can't farm my ground because I get invaded by the rumble
I can't farm lanes because my laners are taking them and then I also can't contest anything because we're numbers is advantage everywhere
So what do I do? James? See what I do deep breaths a surrender. Oh
Deep breaths. I think is good in through your nose out through your mouth is probably good right now
Look don't ask can I talk to you man-to-man?
I think, in my opinion, this game is completely unwinnable, so what I want you to just focus
on is being loving and positive for the rest of the game, because then you'll have a good
mindset to reach Challenger later on in the day.
Okay, I got you.
I hope a serial killer stay gets better by making this orn his next victim.
Okay.
Does that work for you, or do you want me to try something else?
I hope a burglar's day becomes better after he steals everything from this
orn and sends him into complete abject poverty and then the insurance doesn't
cover the damages to his house and then he gets defaulted on by the banks and
then he just sits there and he in game in you yeah
Fuck!
Remember, love and positivity.
Yep. I'm gonna love the obituary when it gets released of this guy fucking dying. That's what I'm gonna love.
In game. In game.
In game.
Should I pull Emuda and offer my ADC $50 to leave the game?
What would Muda do?
WWMB.
I think Muda would just end up on the enemy team and just fucking drop 4 bands if that's
what it takes.
How nice.
Can't even farm the blue now because I got caught up.
So I can farm the blue.
By proxy I won't be able to farm the wolves as well.
won't be able to farm the gromp ever. My raptor is red and my crugs are down so I'm
I'm letting you do some less.
Sick, dude.
Wait.
Wait!
wait oh my god another one yeah nice nice flash you fucking fanboy retard in
game out of game too this is fine if they get the kills even if they don't
I think it's sort of lucky wait wait wait wait I gotta get a kill the rather
get a kill where you just made a fucking play oh my god you just made a fucking
play oh my god everybody hold hold imagine the comeback imagine the fucking
come back. This would be the most cinema challenger game in the history of fucking
Lee if you guys won this. I mean to look at what discussing this is the enemy
jungler has four kill participation he has done nothing all game he is literally
getting carried and he's their challenger player by the way. Like I want to
understand that he's their challenger player and he's getting this fucking hard
cancer gapped. He's there getting turbo-fisted as I sit here and I fucking just like annihilate
every hole that he has in his entire body. Do you understand that?
Jim C, I wanted to repeat after me. This Jace is getting turbo-fisted and shit low.
This Jace is getting turbo-fisted and shit low.
They're piss stomping his skull while he cancer screams.
I don't know, I don't know about this one.
Jynxie, listen, as a league player, piss, cancer and turbo are your three favorite adjectives.
You need to use them before every word to accentuate how you feel about something.
It would be like imagine your mom makes you a meal and you're like, mom, this meal's cancer
I'm literally pissing out on everything while I eat it.
Does that make sense?
Why would you say that to your mom though?
Well, because like in case you get too into the league lingo, does that make sense?
Yeah.
Bro, you can win this game, bro.
I believe, man.
I believe.
Yeah, and I literally just run around the map like, you know those people that go around
with like the shopping carts?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's who made this game.
around with us missing I'm really walking out my shopping cart and I'm trying to find like little
morsels of food here and there which are jungle camps but there's literally none because the birds
got to them first fucking cheers dude so now I just need to sit there and just start it's fucked
it's literally fucked dude all your lanes are doing okay it's just your top lane is doing horrible
of course
classic top lane in
Nice bro, that was fucking cool, way to get out of there, way to get out of there, oh
my god, oh my god, not bad!
This could be good JNC.
This could be good GEEE!
But I'm not king, I think we might win this game.
Or are you guys bringing this shit back or what?
We might be.
We actually might be.
Oh, okay.
Not bad! Not bad!
Yangxi, I'm not even kidding. I genuinely think now we're winning the game harder than they are. I'm not even bullshitting.
But that was a huge shutdown. Holy shit.
We could run.
Okay, what's your plan now?
I'm hoping that my top laner gets an epileptic seizure for like 3 minutes.
That way when he reconnects, if we lose, we still get LP reduced.
In game.
Yep, in game.
Not in real life.
Oh no.
It's okay.
Even if they got banned, we don't know this again.
Fucking Christ, dude. Jesus.
I mean, I'm not wrong, but that's fine, like, if he is fine, then I'm fine, like, if he
he's watching for me is a fucking retarded
like those are ironically
he said no your place buddy he's just trying to get in your head
don't let him get in your head
he's just trying to get in your head not this you got this
do I type something to him? yes or no you choose? I don't know
I don't think you should
because I think that's what he wants. I think he just wants attention. You know what I mean?
Okay, so what if I just muted him on? There you go. That's smart.
It's okay. Remember, even if you lose this game, you're two off. Who cares? You're still gonna get it.
Can I have a wire and retrying something here?
Like why is my syringe not fighting?
This whole is coming?
Let's keep it good.
Hold on.
Yes!
Wait, why did my cinder just do that?
Oh, where my cinder just on ironically lost the game by walking into them for no reason.
Wait, why the fuck, wait, what?
Oh, no.
Wait, Genesee, why did my syndrome just do that?
Oh, no.
Remember Don Tess, winning and losing is part of life.
What makes a winner a winner is he knows how to respond to a loss, all right?
So I want you to just completely shake it off and act like nothing even happened and
act like you woke up this morning, went to go work out, ate nice pancake breakfast, got
a coffee and now your two wins off challenger.
Wait, Stonetest?
Stop.
So, my top laner that game that's first time in the orange is a mid lane mouse of Harmane
with a negative win rate on literally everything else in the game and he's Masters ADLP.
Do you know what it's like, Jinxie?
When you're 800 ADLP?
I'm not 930 actually and I had a Masters ADLP player in my game.
Do you know what it's like?
Um, no.
Okay, let me tell you what it's like. So that's an 800, 900 LP difference, right?
Yeah, right? Yeah, the entirety of iron is 400 LP. So it would be like an iron for zero LP player,
Right, Jengzee? An Iron Force 0P player goes 1 and 10 in your rank-up game when you're silver 3!
WHAAAAT?!
WHY ARE YOU HERE?!
Okay. I think you should take a deep breath and regulate your heart and relax. All right.
I think that's what you should do.
I'm not even kidding, Jinxie, I swear to God the Rothschilds have my stream open and every
time I win away they pay off a rider to match me in the most retarded lobby ever.
It's not normal, Jinxie, I'm not a fucking conspiracy theorist.
It makes no sense, Jinxie, listen to me.
How does it make any sense, Jinxie?
How?
I get normal games, I get normal games, normal games, normal games, run away from challenger.
Let's go, guys!
so happy. Oh, my champs are banned! What? And then my top laner has died! Like, it just
makes you wonder, you know, you're like, what the fuck is this even possible? Like, like,
like, is Jacob Rothschild literally watching my stream from his fucking castle in Romania
or some shit, like, all right, we must kill Zedontes's chances of getting challenger.
And then he's fucking sitting there, dude, sending four Hitlers on my team, like, what?
In game, obviously, like, what?
I don't think Rothschild's doing that.
I think he just got unlucky matchmaking and it is what it is.
gonna all balance out one of the first things you taught me don't ask 40% of
your wins their auto wins 40% of your losses or auto losses that other 20%
bro is up to you that gray area you need to be the point of difference okay
then if it's up to me Jin see let's fucking walk in some mastery what do you
think yep yes yes don't ask listen the only way you can lose is by giving up
All right, I want you to remember love and possibility don't test put a smile on your face, bro
Do a big smile. I can't I can't oh, okay. Oh, you want you want to smile like it? Yes after all this shit, okay?
Okay, don't do that like just do don't that's just do a you are you like a rudder? Yeah
Don't that's just do a regular happy
So, I'm doing a dance for you too.
Here.
All right.
You want to show your guns?
I think...
I want to sing alive!
Okay.
Okay, after you get challenger, I want you to take a little bit of a break from the league, bro.
All right, just a short little 48 hour hiatus. This is getting really scary.
All right, thanks. Are you ready to win?
Yep. Remember, bro, just two wins and you're challenger, bro. Easy, simple.
Alright, well still fun.
Two wins and you're challenging her, man.
Easy peasy lemon squeezy, baby.
Tiptoe by the window by the window
That is where I'll be.
Do you know that song, Jing-C?
Yup.
Should we listen to it?
No, no, no.
We should.
I
Don't
I don't think this is positive bro or loving I don't think this is positive remember
Love and positivity is how you're going to reach challenger, okay? Love and positivity
All right, let's get them
Bro remember bro just two wins bro. That's it. It's real simple two wins and it's all done and you did it you're successful
Jynx, give me compliments fast. I need my mental health to be repaired.
You're one of the best junglers in the world. You're one of the best heckrums in the world.
You have good muscle shapes with your biceps. You have a nice haircut. You have a wife.
You have a lot to be happy about, bro. You shouldn't be thinking about murdering your
teammate from last game and listening to whatever the demonic song was.
I think you should just relax and remember love and positivity love and positivity bro. It's real simple
So let me get this straight when I'm one one from Challenger I
Literally get Mao Zedong as my top laner right but then when I'm sitting there and I lose that challenger rank up game
I not only get Master Yi, but my ball in is literally two kills at three minutes
Yeah fucking cheers, bro
Like Jynxie, do you see how bullshit this is?
It literally feels like gambling, doesn't it?
Yeah, you either like, the thing about league, I've noticed, is like, you either like, hard
win or you hard lose most of the time.
I don't know, I just think like, I think I have a good understanding of league.
I think I get it.
I think what makes League of Legends, like, what makes a great League of Legends player
is like, you have to immediately understand, like, okay, this one's unwinnable, or, okay,
this one's unloosable.
But like, when you get those unwinnable games, you can't allow it to upset you, because if
you start getting tilted and rage queuing, that's how you tilt off all your ELO.
So it's almost your job to like, keep playing Blackjack with the dealer, but then it's
your job to not lose the entire house
that's kind of what i think it is
okay when you lose fifty grand you've got to make sure you don't lose five
hundred grand you know what i mean
did you learn this because you're on a three game lost week off stream
yes
yeah it's like it
we are on a regular service
but i think that at any rate it is because
well
if you're in challenger you know there's a lot of skilled players if you're
and browns a lot of bad players. But if you're in a rank, a lot of the players in that rank
are within the same realm of skill in that rank.
Do you want to hear the crazy truth? League of Legends skill caps at gold 2.36 LP. And
everything after gold 2.36 LP is literally just luck and lucky accounts like Winchix
and all that, that determines if you go past there in a challenger. There's no actual difference
between a gold one player and a challenger player, except how many games you Q and how lucky you got.
Really?
A team of one check on Twitter once wrote that, so ever since then I've like
I've learned about the truth.
I think you might have just been on bath salts, because that doesn't even make sense.
I think like if you get a diamond lobby all the players are within the same realm of skill
To get a plat lobby all the players are within the same round
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
So what is full mute? I've never even seen that one.
Full mute? Or it mutes the panes too.
Yep, everything. So now I'm like in my own world.
You know what song we need Jinx here right now? Honestly.
Are you ready for it?
This song might bring back some memories. Are you ready for it?
Jinxie.
Yep, I'm ready.
Damn, Ash is dead here.
I've ever played Facebook games before?
When I was like 8 I think.
I've ever played Robot Unicorn Attack?
No, I can't say I've played that one.
When it's cold outside, there will be you in vain.
Come on on to the night.
All right, James, I'm on Tilted now.
Now we're good.
You're on Tilted?
Good shit.
Good shit, bro.
Good job.
That's what I mean.
Proud of you, bro.
bro you're gonna get challenges today bro I'll hey I'll actually sit here all
day all right yep we got this I'm telling you I'm not doing anything until
your childhood but I got to know it's a freebie here we're gonna get one crazy
fight where I'm gonna get a quadra kill and then we're gonna go fucking insane
All right, let's get down now, Jensie.
Is everything okay, Jontes?
I'm trying not to think about the things that are making it not okay right now.
Does that make sense?
Yep.
Just think about how you're gonna be challenged, bro, and happiness.
Alright, let's do it then.
Hey, Dunk Ducks, can you pause it for a moment?
Yep.
So...
I just wanna say, bro, that...
I've been...
Okay, I just want to say that I've been admired by your journey in League and I've been inspired
by it bro and I've learned so much watching you and you're a great jungler.
Nice, there we go, there we go, there we go baby!
Jamesy, do you want to hear something I told everyone earlier?
What?
So, you know how sometimes you're going to have a situation where like men want to become
better men when they become fathers?
Yes.
Yep, that's common.
But if I told you that I felt the same when you became my student, it's like seeing your
eyes light up as you learn the game, as you experience it for the first time.
It makes me want to be a better man so I could show you even better things, even more high
plays, make you improve even more.
Do you know what I mean?
And it makes you want to be better at League, right?
Yep, because it's like I want to get that light in my eyes too.
Like I want to sit there and I want to say I'm ranked 10, I'm ranked 9, 8.
I want to sit there and I want to fucking dominate.
And the same way that you're doing that in bronze, do you know what I mean?
So I'm kind of like your son in a way.
Yes, that's pretty wholesome, bro.
Yeah, no, like, like I said, bro,
you like challenger, no challenger, man.
If I never played League with you, man,
I would have just quit the game
in the first like three or four days.
And that is a fact, bro.
You may be like, yes, bro, you may be really fun for me.
So, you know, just know that like,
When you get challenger, I'll be by your side.
If you don't get challenger, I'll be by your side, too.
There's no pressure, bro.
Seriously.
Just have fun.
No.
I just want to see you have fun, you know?
Yeah, now I got you.
And we're going to now.
Yeah.
I don't want you to be putting death threats
on your top laner.
You know what I mean, bro?
OK, then let me teach you something.
So you see how I have vision of this, Doug?
Yeah.
Did you set up?
Yeah, that's pretty cool.
Like with you, you can go through shit with your Q.
Yeah, exactly.
So that's why I now listen, Jamesy.
We're in a spot where we can actually win this shit.
Do you agree or do disagree?
I agree.
I think it's not great, but it's winnable.
I would say there's like a 35% chance.
It's very winnable.
Like I think you guys win this one out of every three times.
I would have grew with you under normal circumstances, but I'm not fucking normal, bro
So I think Brad like a 55% chance. That's what I like to hear. Oh, that's what I want to hear now fucking in the ass
Don says
All right, check this out. Oh
Yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, that's my coach man
So
You saw how I held on to my Q, right?
Yes, you waited until you knew he would escape and then you cued with him so he couldn't get away from you.
Exactly.
That's smart.
If somebody flashes while you Q, you just attach that like glue and stuff.
It's like Warwick.
It's like Warwick when you hold Q.
Yes.
Well played, bro.
It's got this shit the fuck down there.
No, when you say hold Q with Yi, you don't mean physically hold Q.
You just mean like you're saving your Q?
Well, I'm saying that pressing Q on Mastery is like holding Q on Warwick.
Yes.
Okay.
We can generally win this ship, by the way. Like, it's actually a freebie.
All we need is to get those Gwynsus.
Yeah, that shit's like something untrouble.
If they get Dragon, does it matter that much?
Uh, this game, no.
Because the thing is that the Dragon that they would get is called Infernal,
which makes it sort of your first ability after like, I think, 8 seconds or something, is it right?
Uh, it's like an 8-second cooldown.
It does bonus damage, but versus the enemy...
Who's not mid later?
Nasus.
That guy was playing against me in jungle this morning, he was terrible.
Yeah, but it's a jitterbroken champ. It's a broken champ for brain dead people.
Is he not supposed to be jungle though?
No, he's regularly a top laner actually.
What a fucking idiot.
Oh my god, this looks good. This looks really good, coach.
Yep.
THAT'S MY FUCKING COUNTS!
Bro, by the way, you're on a 4 kill streak.
Take that wave. Take that wave, master.
I'm the next wave too. I'm the next wave too, bro.
You're on a four kill streak, coach. Proud of you, bro.
Hey, don't be proud of me till I make a ton.
All right.
You're going to win this game solo. You're going to solo in this game,
and then you're going to win your challenge against solo,
and then you're going to pull out your nine inch cock.
Then I'm going to start fucking my plushies with it.
Yeah, if that's what you want to do.
Look and then I'll take the next wave too.
Motherfuck not.
I mean you are the way of the kill.
You are the way of the kill.
Yup.
Love that you practiced what you preach.
Love it.
You're not a capper.
Just gonna watch this.
I'm gonna wait here.
So now what we can do is we're gonna reset.
Okay.
So we get our Gwyn's who's down.
I'm gonna go Dots on this game.
I need armor.
Don says this is looking like a solo carry, that's all I'm saying.
It is isn't it?
But look at this.
Jinxie, you want to know what I see when I press stop?
Just four idiots and then you?
No.
I see a fucking beautiful story waiting to be written.
True.
Wait, why are they voting to surrender?
Does that have cancer?
But this is like whenable.
Yeah, but they have cancer.
We're one of league.
Your teammates will always do their best to make you miserable and if that means trying
to surrender when they're inting, then they'll do it.
Got it.
Yeah, I noticed that it's always the people that are playing the worst out of the fastest
to surrender. I mean, James, I'm telling you, if I can finish this
I decided I could actually carry this game.
That's dance?
Yep.
This Jarvan's dead on my screen.
This Jarvan's dead on my...
One misfortune needs to get shot in the head.
This Jarvan's dead on my...
Wow.
Okay.
His fortune is two and eight, alright.
Darth Maul when you press this tab, Maul, right.
Darth Maul, right.
Sometimes you just gotta rip a Maul, right.
Bro, you're down 12 kills, two dragons, but I swear this is wonderful, I swear it is.
Well, we're not down 12 kills, I'm up one kill.
My team is irrelevant, they're a bunch of NPCs, I'm gonna fuck if they're head or behind.
But you know what it's like bro. It's like the um
You know an anime when there's like a main character then there's the background NPCs that are like you shouldn't do that
It's too scary. Those are your teammates. They're just for literal background fucking NPCs in the fucking meaningless
You two make a fucking pointless
It's like I'm Sun Jin Bu and they're the spawns. Yes
The people in the background are going around spawns do my bidding fucking slaves now
You see that, Jinxie?
We ordered them around.
Boom.
Look, follow me here now.
Your presence is commanded.
OK, are you ready?
Yeah.
This Jarvan's not on my screen.
Never mind ASL.
He's so much out, never mind.
Why is my midlaner dead?
I don't know.
Sir, I don't actually know why your mid lane is dead.
But I do know you're going to hit challenger tonight.
Who knows what it will be, but it's going to happen.
Okay, we got this in the bag though.
As long as you just keep a cool head, I think you'll get challenger tonight.
Because eventually you're going to get good teammates, right?
That's how it works, right?
Yeah, but that's what I'm trying to say.
It's like having a husband that's abusive and he beats this kid off the time.
It's like, well, maybe one day he's actually going to give a shit about the kid.
Yeah, when he feels like it.
But I just feel like eventually, if you get bad teammates,
eventually the other team has to have bad teammates.
It can't be a game.
Yeah, well, you'd think so.
In practice, it doesn't feel that way.
It's like when I press top and I look at the enemy team, I ask myself, who's the end thing we taught on that team?
And I don't find one.
But then when I press top and I look at my team, it's like, holy fuck.
How many picks can we even choose, you know what I mean?
You said to R away, that's got to be the worst feeling ever.
Yeah, but it's okay. There's probably not a fight that's going to break out in time soon.
I'm just leaving them alone, they can southern dude whatever the fuck they want they're worthless.
Let's go summons, fight summons, get gold for yourself.
The main character will farm bot.
Alright, so now we get our death sands.
I'm actually strong enough by the way.
Yeah, your item is complete, that's good.
Yep.
It's not over, man.
It's not over.
It's not over until a fat lady sings,
and i don't hear this misfortunes mother singing yet
i swear eighty c's in more than any other role
that's what i think it's a tough
i think it's just eighty c bro
the amount of times i've seen like a one in ten eighty c is just insane
every time i have a dairies player i like this morning i want to like put my
hands on my dairies player
every time I have a Darius player, I can't even remember the one time they've won a lane, they're all just like 55 IQ idiots
I've never had a Darius win top in my whole life
fucking hate Darius players
they're all literally just lobotomites
I'm not kidding
this morning I got like I had a Darius who had 12k damage and like a one hour game
Jesus
he was like one in seven like eleven minutes in I wanted to and then he was blaming me for not ganking
when he was just overextending
he would just tower dive like under the head
I can't go in and tell him off I'd use this as ult, so I need my
disgusting hwalks actually so they're inducing
this looks like a free kill here
this could be decent
that's another kill
oh my god
that's another kill
oh my god
you're actually the greatest
Dude, you're the fucking GOAT!
OH MY GOD!
I probably could have saw a marn if I was to save Smidon on me.
I could have played a better.
But you got four kills, Dantez.
Yeah, but I could have gotten marn.
I'm proud of how you played.
It's okay.
Try it.
We got it.
That was huge, by the way, oh my god.
Okay, so now we're good.
So now what we do is we get our hex plate and then afterwards I'll probably buy, I think
our denigral looks good here.
Bro, don't that's, I just want to say, if I have a feeling you're going to buy it, I
to drop 25 this game. It just feels like one of those fucking games, bro.
Not gonna lie, I might start with you. You're 8 and 3, you're kind of fed and
you're like really scaling now. Yep. You just need your piece of shit team to
just like die for you, right? Then you're good. Yeah, exactly, exactly. It's like
right now and you just shop explosives to them and then just like summon them into
battle and then I'll sit there and I'll do the rest. You just like need them to
be willing to die and then you could maybe get a fucking pent up this dragon
is not my soul.
how am I my piece of shit H-hawks just needs to go in first slot I don't have to like tank
him off right alt.
I need to wait.
not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad don't test.
Not bad, Dante!
Oh my god!
Get that fucking dragon you deserve, baby.
Let's go!
You're unstoppable.
You can't die.
Dante, listen.
You cannot give him a shutdown.
Do you understand?
You can't die.
If you die, the game dies.
Do you understand?
I do.
Can't see what if I told you it's us against the world, but it doesn't look like the world
stands a fucking chance.
Or Dottes, you are the whole team, you can't die, play extra smart, okay?
Don't overheat, you got this baby.
I'm actually legitimately so proud of you, bro.
Your team entered the fuck out of you and you still found a way to solo win.
After inting early too, I was fucking running it, but then it's like you talked some sense
into me and now we're getting it done yeah but literally thousands of people
yes you watch this watch watch we got a steal again I wasn't about to I did I
fucking smite that shit from he can suck my dick oh you smite it yeah I mean I
mean like it's kind of deserved though no you're the only win condition yeah
he owes it to me well I think everyone on your team should just bend over and
take backshots for the remainder of the game whenever you want backshots because
you're literally the whole team you win or lose your team the game sold up if you
leave for a minute it's over yep it's not a question is I want to get guardian
angel or would I rather get Randuans
I think guardian angels kind of mid bro I feel like if you get revived you just
And the thing is too that there are only damages to Sushin, because like this guy is tanky tanky tanky, right, whatever.
So if I get random ones, it really makes it impossible for them to function.
Smart.
Alright.
Like if I was Sushin and I pressed happen, this is the enemy masteries build, I really want to put a bullet in my mouth.
Yeah.
You have Guino and Death's Dance too.
Yep.
to
You see your idiot teens to commit when you commit and you got it
You're the fucking oh my
You're the fucking go your get your pent up
Don't sense
You just solo one year came I've never even seen that your whole team is negative
Yeah
You deserve challenger right now. Please be double up here something please
Double up here something bro jinx
That was actually crazy brothers actually crazy
What is double OP what did you make out Phil? I know won't be won't be it's impossible
Cuz I got a double up here recently bro 14 and 3 look at this look at this 3 and 4 top lane
2 and 7 mid, 5 and 9 MF. Oh my god. Bro, don't say it, I'm proud of you, bro.
One off-chow. I'm gonna go pee, bro. That was disgusting.
Check. That was actually gross. Don't say it, turn it up!
Where are my cut-outs, what'd you say?
Jinxie?
Wait, Jinxie.
Hello?
Was he here wait?
Though he said turn him in and by cut out is he good
Wait what the fuck wait, let's see
Where you're my cut out what you say
I'm going to be honest with you, you want to know the funniest part about this challenge
or climate is more than anything else.
It's the fact that for years everyone's been telling me you're a Hecarim one trick, you
can only play Hecarim, you're not going to do anything besides Hecarim this style, whatever.
And the funniest thing about it is that right now out of all the champions I'm playing,
is literally like my lowest win rate. Like when I get Master Yi, it literally feels like God
himself could take over the consciousness of the enemy team and I would still be able to win.
Do you know what I mean? Like it literally feels like when I'm on Yi. Like this is this is
unironically unironically how like one punch man probably felt in the first two seasons
before they butchered the entire anime in the third season. Do you know what I mean?
Like, this is unironically dude, like, we're achieving power levels that nobody ever thought even possible.
Like, this is actually fucking crazy, dude.
Look at this shit.
Master Yi win rate, 71!
Over 41 games!
It's literally like Thanos!
Thanos snapping.
Everyone dead instantly.
Like it's actually insane bro.
Shit's okay.
That's a fucking world.
That's it.
Jinxie.
I'm back bro.
Sorry I went to go pee.
I can see.
What if I told you?
Yes.
I knew Robbie is about to be found baby.
I think the people want a speech.
That's it.
Actually, you've been one off challenger three times.
You've given a speech three times and it hasn't worked once.
Maybe you just go in and let your fucking nuts hang.
I don't know.
Do you know what I think it's time for?
Talk to me, bro.
Wait a minute, one second.
What's wrong?
Wait.
Is everything okay?
Yeah, wait, wait.
wait is everything okay yeah okay I don't know about myself long okay
Jinx see what if I told you now I think it's time to let the gameplay do the
fucking talking for us do you know what I mean yes I also like let me know what
you think but it could be for your last game it could be coached on test student on test
I really think you prime out whenever that happens you've only really lost when your
team fucking four man into it.
Yeah, but the problem with this game is Jinxie look at this shit.
You got these like it's these fucking pieces of shit Jinxie I swear bro every time I am
one went away these cock suckers bad my fucking ye do you know what I mean bro
it's like why like why you trade and pick later or no I mean yeah well so I'm
gonna do all right so I can't go down in this game
at least he traded with you all right so you have fifth pick this is the
challenge again chat type of I was here in the chat so what's wrong talk to me
what's going on what's wrong right now jinx is that I'm trying to think of what
we play here trying to think every other time we've been one way from
challenge our blend heckram and we've lost so it makes me wonder that's not
true yes it is sure sorry okay Jinx I'm gonna walk in a champion I've never seen
before sure the fucking Zayhan Zayhan is he a jungler what does he do a fucking
Chad and he fucks shit the fuck up. Do you know what I mean? What does he do?
What does they handle so zone as a champion so the longer you fight the longer you fight
The more attack damage you gain to a point where you can they have 600 attack damage
And if you fight long enough you can literally revive and you literally go nuclear like you fucking kill everyone
You literally feel like a mass murderer when you lock this shit in. Do you understand me?
Yes, so he's like
He's like Superman when he's fighting her. J-S-I-N-E!
What if I told you that the same cocksucker
Motherfucker piece of shit bastard that sniped me earlier and
and Blot and Band Hecarim and Yi and was spam typing to me all game, the enemy Cassanti from the first game
is the enemy top laner of this game too.
What if I told you this disgusting reject has such little things going on in his life
that he's unironically just queuing up to queue snipe me.
I'm not even kidding by the way.
But Dumpfist, it doesn't even really matter bro, right?
Maybe it has spawns.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, Sylas, Sylas, Sylas, Sylas, Sylas, Sylas.
If your life is really that worthless then maybe it's not even worth living anymore.
You know what I mean bro? Like I know the rope and chair has been calling for a couple years now
It might be time to pick up the phone end game obviously. Are you sure you're gonna get it down now?
So it's Michelle on the other team that was the guy that sniped you earlier, right?
And was typing and then he literally waited out of queue for 40 minutes like a cure ban you and snipe me again
But Dante's this all just makes for a sweet revenge story. Do you know what I mean?
I'm not sure bro. I don't like don't let this guy in your head
Bro, this guy has nothing going for him. He's doing this on a Thursday, by the way.
Almost a bigger revenge story than when his father's high school bully fucked his dad's wife and then made it.
Said now he was born by his non-biological father and as a result was neglected for the first 15 years of his life
until he eventually rekindled things with his original father.
And then when he did he actually realized that his father was only reconnecting with him so he could see all his money
So he saw his money and then ever since then he's just been sitting there miserable
Wondering why his life has turned out this way and Q snapping streamers to cope with the reality
That's his existence is provided unto him
Does that make sense yes
It's reminds me of when um
Of like the early days of when I would like stream siege and play ranked for 10 hours and then get like
One second delay sniped by degenerates who would just sit there and queue slap and stream sniped with the same the entire time
I'm getting so much installs after this
Nice so now I have to invade this because the enemy pantheon
Invaded my boss at early so we're gonna have to do shows are gonna have to clear a stop sign
Is pantheon a mid laner or top? Oh?
Oh well that's the thing, Riot decided that most champions can do anything nowadays.
So if you play top lane then you can probably also mid or jungle, and like it's the same
for every role.
Cause like nobody wants to play jungle cause when you play jungle you get harassed because
you have piece of shit that'll lose your lane solo right?
So they thought that the way, there's no fucking way.
I mean, this is just retarded.
It's not over, bro.
All right?
A lot of games.
I mean, there is, but it's just disgusting
that it's always like when I'm literally,
I'm one game away and then...
Like, I'm, GenC, do you understand that being serious
when I tell you that if the enemy top laner
literally had to get shot in the head
in front of his parents for me to never meet him
in a solo queue game again,
I would take that off in a heartbeat.
Like, it wouldn't even be like a thing
where I'd have to think about it.
It would be like, yeah, like in-game.
I'd be given the offer and one second later,
he'd have a bullet wound literally emanating
from his fucking throat and he wouldn't be able to breathe
because blood would just be fucking like
filling up his esophagus.
I'm just so tilted.
I mean, it's just such a fucking retarded game.
Like, I sit there, I don't get sniped, I get four impers, I'm able to 1v9.
I get sniped, they targetbound, and then they pull this bullshit.
And then I have this guy typing, Dauntest, not on Hackrim.
Dauntest?
Just shut up and win.
just shut up and win just shut up and win don't test just shut up and win
excuses don't win championship be great what would faker do
yes yes yes yes just shut up and f***ing win
What would think I'd do?
Yes!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Be honest, are all of us, we're having tort death?
Yes we are.
And since we're dying anyway you're saying that it's better.
If we at this time fighting.
I am.
But wait, it will die anyway. Then who cares what we do? We could just disobey your orders.
Stop complaining and murder them all! Kill every odds one!
That had meaning. Every hope, dream, or moment of happiness. None of it matters as you lie bleeding out on the battlefield.
None of it changes what a speeding lock does to a body. We all die.
What does that mean on lives of meaningless?
Does that mean that there was no point in not being born?
Would you say that about slaying comrades?
What about their nots?
Were they meaningless?
They were not!
Their memory serves as an example to us all!
The plague is falling.
Turn the fuck up, damn it!
living the views to forget them and as we rise to certain death we trust our
successors to do the same for us because my soldiers do not buckle our
heels
Come on! Come on! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
YES!
COME ON GOD YES!
YES!
Yes!
YES!
the first one that comes to mind the first one kids mg empty that's my favorite song
I know I was saying the song, I love kids too, listen to this.
This is probably my favorite song of all time.
This is my hair too.
Take only what you need from me.
The only thing that is separating you from Challenger is you.
The man in the mirror.
That's the only thing stopping you from Challenger contacts.
You.
And let's fucking get it!
Remember when he typed, remember when he typed, remember when he typed, remember when
he typed, MURDER HIM!
TYPE NOW!
TYPE NOW BITCH!
TYPE NOW!
THAT'S MY GUY!
THAT'S MY COACH!
That's my guy! That's my coach!
I talked to you, I talked to you!
I always got you with motivation.
The same way you were always there for me, Don Tess?
I'll always be there for you, bro!
The same fucking way you were always there for me!
I got you!
You're getting this shit now!
Then let me do you proud the same way you've done me proud!
Come on! You can't challenge us!
That typing pussy can rest in piss!
You're fucking SCALING, SOMEBODY SCALING!
The water's warm, but send me he's shivered of blood.
Remember when he typed?
I remember all that shit he taught.
yeah
alright pause
bro you can't fight that
yeah i know that's why i said my bad
check could you guys see the all chat or no
oh
what all chat
nothing was said jing see
bro i want you to get challenger so bad don't test
we need to
this game is winnable man like this is a close ass game for chow what's the dragon count
0-1, bro, this is fucking winnable.
This is fucking winnable.
Oh, okay.
I got away.
You never watch The Boys, right?
No, but I've seen clips of like Homelander and stuff.
I know like a tiny bit about it, not really.
What if I told you that in order to make Homelander the biggest villain ever, they didn't even
need to like raise him in a lab and abuse him the only thing they would have
had to do is make him play League of Legends for like one month straight with
no access to any human connection by the end of it he would literally be sitting
there he'd be like some kind of fucking like crazy person he'd be even worse
than he was like in the show yeah I think I understand why League of Legends
okay I'm gonna let you lock in it this looks oh there's the typing pussy there's
the typing pussy. Yep. You still have your R. Yep. Yep. Type now, bitch. No. Contest?
If it took a homeless man walking into this Lux's house armed with only a machete and
cutting out both of their hands just for them to not type a single other word for the rest
of this game, I'm not even kidding, I think that would actually be something that I would
like look at and be like, yeah, that's pretty fair trade.
In game.
Yeah, like in game.
Like, you know the guy that goes around giving homeless men machetes on TikTok?
No.
He needs to find the city that this locks us in and just like give like I'm really every single one of them
Like they need to be like a second militia
The thing about League though, I think
The reason why League of Legends?
Will destroy you mentally more than any other game in the world is because other human beings have control over your emotions
It's the only game in the world where like another human being can literally ruin your entire night instantly.
I'm not even kidding.
If I play Siege, it's like, okay, the game's 20 minutes, I don't care.
My teammate goes 0-9 because I can still also just frag. It's not like him going 0-9.
It's like if I play Siege and my teammate goes 0-9, it's not like he makes the other team stronger, but in League he does.
Yes.
Like in League they do.
It's the only game where people can just go on.
type now bitch type now type now type now you the goat type now type now talk
now talk now let's fucking go talk now like the beam said talk now talk now
yeah talk now contest challenge your time baby come on no but it's not any
If I play Siege and my teammate goes 0-9, he doesn't buff the enemy team, he doesn't make them stronger.
In League, if my teammate goes 0-9, he makes the enemy team stronger.
And the games literally last forever.
The reason why Dyslex is typing so much is because he normally gives his dad the hand
jobs every night after his dad finishes work, so as a result he's sitting there and he's
trying to warm up his hands so that when his dad comes he can satisfy him in under 30 seconds.
Does that make sense?
Yes.
This is the challenger game.
We got a cinema game for challenger.
It's fucking close.
We got this shit.
Why is the box typing now?
I don't understand.
Is he mad at you?
Well, because it's locked in the game.
I don't know.
No, the thing is they have an anger at the world that you can sit there and you can like
have a career doing the thing that they do every day that they get like nothing out of.
So as a result of the second they see your name in their game, they just instantly start
harassing you or like insulting you or saying that and trying to like make it seem like
you're the problem when it's like you hold tab and the enemy pantheon is the only guy
fucking underperforming in the entire lobby, right?
So it's like they just want to type cancer because your name is the only one they recognize.
Does that make sense?
Got it.
Do you want to know what Faker's team used to do as a training regimen?
What?
they used to hook up all four players or all five players brains up to like
monitors and if you int and leak they send neurons through the wires that
instantly kill you so as a result it makes it so you literally can't int or
you die
in-game does that make sense yeah
like I think we're still gonna win this is our compass fucking broken but it's
just like it's what pisses me off James is that this isn't the game that I'd
want to hit challenger off of do you know what I mean yeah you want to hit
challenger when you solo carry yeah it's like a guy loses his virginity right
But the person who loses it too is like a prostitute with no arms or legs that his friends
hired for him.
You know what I mean?
Like yeah, you're still doing it, but it's like it's really something you're going to
look back on and be like, oh yeah, that's a good memory.
You know what I'm talking about?
Yeah, I actually kind of know exactly what you mean.
Like he's sitting there and he's like fucking spinning her around like she's a kebab.
You know what I mean?
Like at the Schwarma shops, he's just like fucking spinning her around.
you know like a portable flashlight new topic yeah okay all right so we're gonna
look for the top of our focus on the dragon so what are the percentages you
guys win this and lose this is it 50-50 you think no I'd say like when percent is
probably about 80 just because your guys team comp lines up really well yep
because like our team comp is really tanking it also does a lot of damage and
anything doesn't really have a way to like deal with us but nonsense you
deserve this we're got like bro you deserve it get your head out of the
The only reason why this is your challenge your game is because you solo carried last game, bro
Fucking hype up a little bit. You deserve challenger, bro. I don't give a fuck how you get it
I don't care if you have to pull a moota and literally win train. You got challenger, bro. Well, don't do that
You know what you're right. Let me set the fuck up then you're actually fucking right, dude
Are you fucking kidding me challenger wasn't a thing we did in one game? It's a fucking marathon that we've worked for
Oh my god.
Nice!
Uh...
Oh...
Uh...
What just... do they have dragon now?
Oh yeah, but dragon doesn't matter, we're okay.
Bawah, we're okay.
No, god I know what that means.
So you're not okay.
You're not okay.
No, we're actually fine.
Guys, Muda calling me.
Muda, what do you want, bro?
What is wrong with you?
Stop saying I'm win-treating!
I'm not win-treating! Fuck!
So, did he just call you and then say nothing?
No, he called me and then yelled about how...
He said, stop saying I'm win-treating.
I'm not win-treating.
Yes, Chat. Bala, Muta has never win for Anibit.
Bala, Muta has never win for Anibit.
That's the most incriminating thing ever. When he hit us with the Bala, it's like...
Yeah, he may as well have just not even said anything.
He had to do a variation.
I'm telling you, as long as we're 5 we can just like auto one.
Yeah, as long as you just team fight.
Who says dis-spell?
Who said that?
Oh, that's Nasus.
Nasus.
That was actually kind of aura.
yep
bro the way you got out of that was actually disgusting oh my god
yeah but it just sucks cause i'm not just permachains you see it till i fucking die every single time
yeah you kind of just get stunned and rooted the whole time
yeah it's a nice night of flesh
Yeah, I mean it's just like so cancer.
Front to back one time. What does that mean? Front to back?
So front to back is when you just play as like a standard unit with your front line in front and then your back line in back.
But the problem is right now, we're not doing that. Like for some reason it's like two people are going to be split off from the rest of the team.
suddenly enemy team gets the chance like engagement it's just really
disgusting like they're my NASA's and son we're just like over here like the
fuck are you guys doing just don't do that like if they literally just don't do
that we're good but it's like why is my entire chat saying GG GG GG GG GG what
even happened yeah I mean it's not it's all lost yet but is it losing now like
is it no longer 80 20 no we have a NASA son our team so it'll never be
below 8020 but it's just like we just need our team to actually play properly.
this fucking cancer retard press all he doesn't even have our ff
so you see how his name is heel yeah so I'm guessing that he's probably an
enchanter main that only plays healers and this time he's randomly locking in
this bullshit let's see if I'm right
Nope, he's Ashe-Auto-Feld.
Suck.
Okay.
What, so he doesn't play support normally?
Nope, never play support.
Alright.
One second on this, I just deafened, but I don't know if this game is winnable.
Alright, I'm back, you got this?
I mean listen if we go for fight share this can actually be good
Nice! Wait, wait, wait. Huge! Huge!
So this is, okay. Um, is this a dub? What's happening?
This game's so hard to follow along.
So you know how a lot of times in my games, I sit there and I call my teammates slaves and NPCs?
Yes.
This game, I'm the slave NPC, so I just need to hope that the people that can control me are actually like people that are able to lead us to victory.
It's like imagine Moses parts the Red Sea, but then to troll everyone, he just decides to like close it and kill everybody that's crossing.
That's like what our team has a potential to do for us, and I have no control on whether
or not Moses is going to control the crossing right now.
So basically your only job is just to team fight and die?
Yeah, exactly.
That's like I'm the guy with the C4 shot to my chest.
Okay.
I don't know about this Zen guy, he doesn't look like he does much, the problem with this
game is that the enemy team is perma focusing me in every single fight, that's the only
reason why it looks as bad as it does.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute!
Cause like, Jhin see think about this way, so you know how the enemy team fanboyed me
by banning Yi and then we also know that this guy is sniping me?
Yes.
So they're doing the same thing to me, but in team fights.
So even though my team is fed as fuck, and they're like, I'm not the problem, they're
still focusing me.
It's like you're in a gang war, and the enemy group decides to focus your friend, but it's
a friend with like Down syndrome.
You know what I mean?
And then you're just sitting there like, why is everybody ganging up on this guy?
Like out of all people.
That's literally what it's like in this game right now.
It's like they have their baseball bat, their knives, their fucking guns, and they're only
going after me.
And it's like bro, like why?
You know what I'm talking about?
Yeah.
So wait, you're literally useless,
and they're still just like stun, stun, stun, root, dead.
Yeah, yeah, literally.
Because the thing is that in their mind,
as long as the streamer dies and he tilts,
they win the game.
Because their lives are so meaningless outside
of tilting streamers in League of Legends games
that they have to sit there and they derive all their enjoyment
from it.
It's like how Boggles is just going
to spend all their rage bait in you.
But imagine if Boggles didn't even post content on it.
Like that's how you all he did.
I know imagine instead of being like in your chat,
he was in your games.
I'd imagine instead of like ragefing you,
he was like either inting you
or he was like focusing on the enemy team.
But Dante, this is your sensuous.
You're gonna hit challengers.
Who even cares, bro, right?
Yeah, but I'm still mad
because this game I'm not the main character.
But it's like, that's just like my own video.
Yeah, but Dante, you can't always be the main character,
bro.
But I want to be.
Yeah, but it's okay. Like sometimes you're not gonna be the main character. That's just life, bro
It's a win. We'll take the fucking win. That's challenger man. It's the end of your journey, bro
Like cheer up. Hey, cheer up a little bit. All right
All right
All right, so
You guys are still winning right? Yeah, yeah for sure 100% like rather per and out where I generally don't think we can lose
why is that why well because okay so not the sound on our team the way that he
scales is he gets like infinite HP right by like killing minions and my
NASA's gets infinite damage on his Q by killing minions and since we're 30
minutes into the game now it's like both of them are scaled to a point where it's
like how do you even kill them you know I mean yeah so we have like two infinite
scalers and our team comp is also very like high tankiness and they don't have
damage. Like if the enemy team had someone like Master Yi, it would be rough
but they don't. That's why normally I love playing champs like Yi
because like Yi is a champ that no matter what he can carry. Does that make sense?
Yes, no matter what. Bro, I think this is over man. Yeah, this looks over.
We don't get a ban, Pantheon also doesn't kill us.
Somebody in my chat said, how is he winning if the score is 37-30?
The score doesn't mean everything though, right?
No.
Because yes, the score is 37-30, but guys, what does score do?
Score allows you to get an indication of the relative gold lead of a team.
That's literally all it does.
But if the enemy team only has two more dragons than us, right, and if we also win fights
harder than they do, like think of it this way, our team has four HP stackers, and the
enemy team has one champion that does percent health damage, one.
You know what I mean?
So it's like, it really doesn't mean shit, like, they have no way of winning fights.
It's like putting like King Kong in New York.
You know what I mean?
No, but, Dantes, you're gonna get challenged, bro! Cheer up, man! You're, like, too sad!
You gotta get happy, bro. You earned this!
The only reason this is your rank-up game is because you solo wiped last game with Yi, bro.
You gotta be happy, Dantes.
You know what? You're right.
Be happy, bro!
You did it! You got challenged! Challenger.
Not yet, not yet! We still need to fight for a jinx. We still need to fight. Let's go.
So lock the fuck in, bro.
Alright, let's do it. So, 10 seconds on Dragon.
Nice! Okay, that's one. Huge.
So I'm just gonna get this for free.
Nice! Free drag! Free drag, bro.
Yep. Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're just gonna drag this out.
I know we're gonna finish it.
Now, why do you drag the dragon up like that just so they can't flash in and steal it?
Exactly, because if it's over here and then Pantheon flashes in and queues to steal it, then we're fucked, right?
what does pantheon's Q do? it's like when he uh when he hits his spear out
probably this is looking so good this is looking so fucking good yep no we got
this shit it's free bro Dante's I I think you did it bro and I just want to
say I'm proud of you man not don't be proud yet Jinx see don't be proud yet
Yes, this is like literally the fourth time you've been one off.
Yeah.
Okay.
We're going to back off, and then afterwards I'll...
See if I can reset.
I think you should listen to something inspirational for the rest of the game.
The chat is saying you should listen to something inspirational.
Okay, I'm going to play a song for you, Jinxie.
When I went to Korea the last time, right?
When I went to Korea the last time,
There was this one song that I found and it was called the angel of the flame do you want to listen to it? Yes, of course I
Literally love to you man
We must become the angel of the flame right now to see
Have eyes can you do the twitch YouTube thing? I think it's Glacier something
Angel of the flame crank it up crank it up crank it one second. Yep murder him
I want you to feel the chill string see listen
This is where I want to be one day for all my challenge a rank-up game and you will be seven months time it
Seven months, really seven months
You will become the angel of the flame Jinxi and you will join my legion. Do you understand me?
Whatever you do don't test just end the game, okay? Get your challenger you earned this
Is everything okay, Delta?
I'm just feeling the music, JD.
I'm just feeling the music, JC!
You got this, Jack!
Challenger!
Finish them, not dead!
Niaj, Hintze, we need to play it slow and safe.
Nice!
You did it.
Oh my god.
You fucking did it!
You did it!
You reached Challenger in League of Legends!
I think you should wait for the animation now.
So the animation isn't gonna hit you at Jynx, see?
Wait, why not?
It'll all hit me.
it's only let me show you it'll only hit in about nine hours for now that's a
cock block and a half what the fuck but jinxie there is an issue right now I am
currently 955 LP and the current challenger cutoff as we speak is 943
so you got it I'm just wondering if we should queue up for one more because
jinx I'm gonna be honest with you that was a good game to hit challenger was
good we won that's what matters but I don't think that's the story that I want
to be written about this day. I don't think, GenkZ, that I want the challenger rank update
to be known as the day where the last game that was played was one where I got carried.
I don't want it to have been a game where I got tilted, where I got mad, where I blamed.
I wanted to be a game that reflects the reality of what this grind has been.
I wanted to be a game where we won the game, where we carry, and where we're the ones in control.
Because regardless of whether or not another game is playing GenC, Challenger is not the
end! It's the beginning! And the thing is that whether or not I hit Challenger at 9.55
or 980 it will not change the fact that I'll still queue up tomorrow and that the day after
that I will queue up again and again and again because the only thing that can stop an unstoppable
force is an immovable object and there's nothing that is immovable in this life.
Only you can limit yourself and so long as we stay motivated, I don't think that we can be limited.
So no jinxie, I turn the question to you. Do you think we queue up again? Do you think
we enter the Rift once more?
You let them fuck up! My coach doesn't get challenger on a 4-12 game. My coach murders
AND IF YOU LOSE CHALLENGER, WELL SO FUCKIN' BE IT, AT LEAST YOU WENT DOWN SWINGING.
And if we lose to Jinxie, then it doesn't even matter, because we'll just hit it again.
Do you understand?
Yes, bro.
Yes, coach.
Yes, sensei.
Yes, master.
Listen, bro, I understand that feeling in your stomach right now.
you reach challenger on a 4-12 game. That's not the coach I know. That's not the sense
I know. If you lose this game and lose your challenger, you died with honor, Don Tess.
But like Don Tess I know is going to drop 19 kills with Yi and secure the challenger.
Fucking god damn right he is. And if it's not on the either, it's on the hechrom, and
if it's on the hechrom, then it'll be Diana. And if it's not Diana, then it'll be Wukong.
no matter what, so help me God. This game, Chainsy, I will show you what it means to be
Challenger, not just in name, but in skill level. Do you understand me?
Yes. Yes.
Let's get it. The fuck done!
Now this is the game where you prove your challenge, your nonsense.
One second, I'll be back in five seconds.
Everybody lock the fuck in!
Guys,
who is here right now?
Just want to know
It's like right now guys. I'm entering the gladiator ring and I just want to know
Who is going to sit here watching me
fight for my life
My honor and my pride as I lay it all on the line and I enter the battlefield
one more time
Who is accompanying me on this journey? Who is sitting here? And who is experiencing the
moment that all of us are? Who is here?
And what I'll do for you guys, and I want you all to listen to me right now, is I will
give you guys the most disgusting game of mastery that you have ever seen in your entire
life.
I will give you the most diabolical performance that you have ever witnessed.
sit here right now chat and let's just experience this moment together because this is a moment
that we'll never get back. Yes, maybe one day
we'll be in a similar position. I want 30. I want 30. I want 30. I want 30.
Then that's what you'll have buddy. Let's fucking do this shit
Jinxie talk to me bro. Talk to me. I want to know honestly. What did you think about that song that I just showed you?
At the end of last game
Yep, the one that was playing.
I thought it was beautiful.
Then let me play another song for you right now.
Are you listening?
This one Jinxie has called, Tell Her I Wasn't Scared.
I wanted to imagine Jinxie that our village is being attacked.
Me and you were on the forefront, an army of chatters at our back, and we know that
the incoming army, they're going to try to kill us, Jinxi.
They're going to kill us.
They're going to kill our cows, our goats, our children, our wives, our fathers, our
mothers, and our grandfathers, too.
This incoming army, Jinxi, they're going to take everything that we have.
going to kill everyone that we love. They're going to take away everything that means anything
to us in this world unless we stand against them. And although it's overwhelming odds,
Jynxie, although we might number in the tens of thousands, they number in the hundreds.
We must still get up.
We must still walk to the front of the castle walls.
We must raise our swords and we must fight!
What just happened there?
But I know something that they don't drink, see?
We have a fucking army of support, so it doesn't matter if they stream snipe, doesn't matter
if they invade, doesn't matter if they focus me in every fight and make it impossible for
me to fight my camp!
None of it matters!
None of it will stop Destiny.
The story has already been written, Jinxie, and all that's left to do is get the ink
to fill out the pages
as long as we don't talk it's fine
We just need to not tilt.
Is everything okay, Master?
It's never been better, Jensie.
Master Skywalker, there's too many of them. What are we going to do?
What we need, too, young Luke.
Well, too what we need, too.
Don't ask talk to me I command you to 1v9 to understand what I'm telling you
then the 1v9 you shall have this isn't a request I command you to 1v9
These guys are definitely stream sniping pieces of shit, by the way.
I'm gonna tell my other playing.
I know dick riding when I see it.
I know dick riding when I see it from a mile away, man.
Well, you know what the dangers of dick riding are too hard, right?
Ummm... impregnation.
Eventually, one day that person's gonna nut.
And then when you do nut, Dantez,
You're gonna put it right on their fucking face.
I'm gonna make them shrink it like it's a pina colada from an all-inclusive resort.
That does.
You realize the gravity of this game?
If you win, you secure Challenger.
If you lose, you lose it.
Wait.
Wait!
No.
Fuck.
Yeah, three-man invade and then a reinvade on Krugs. They're definitely signing.
It's the only way that they sign their chance. I'd even then, they're extremely outmatched.
Ora! Ora!
Yes!
It's okay.
You're the fucking goat contest!
Cause look! Cause look! Cause look!
Nice!
There we go!
That's my fucking coach!
James, see we're sailing into a new adventure together.
Do you have your life jacket on?
Yes, you're hitting challenger today, and then I begin my journey to silver
You're fucking goddamn right. That's what's gonna happen. We're on two separate roads, but we have the same exact mindset
We won't stop
Until we conquer whatever's in front of us
For me it's silver
For you it's challenger and then after that for me it's gonna be gold
After that for you, it's gonna be top 100, then top 50, then top 20, then top 10, then top 5, then top 3, then top 1.
Jinx, I need you to listen to me right now. You said something wrong.
Yes?
We're not on two separate roads, Jinx, you're on the same road, but I'm just a little bit up the path than you are.
God, you're right! My God, you're right!
I WILL BE CHALLENGER! I WILL!
YOU'RE FUCKING GOD DAMN RIGHT, YOU WILL BE!
Seeing you like play is just so inspiring for me, bro.
Like, I wanna get here.
You will.
And Jinx, let me tell you right now,
my job as a coach will never be completed.
Until one day, you chew against me,
and you win.
Only then,
why be able to feel accomplished God that would be cinema don't worry Dante's
I'll never give up until I'm challenge your bro good I'll never give up man
Let me find another banger to play for you.
Here.
Eternal September.
Listen to this shit.
Song sounds beautiful.
something you would hear at like a dojo. This is a dojo, Jamesy. And you, my son, are
going to be the next black belt. Do you understand me? Yes. Yes, I do. Like, this has just lit
a fire under me bro. Let's fucking do it together bro. My next stop is silver then
gold shortly after platinum then emerald hey what's up Ludwig can't hear you down
there then diamond then masters then grandmasters and then god damn challenger
And then I'm gonna fly to Korea spend a month there hit Challenger there
Fly to Germany hit Challenger there
Like I'm gonna do it all. I'm gonna be Challenger in every region every continent
Because why do you want to know why don't us talk to me tell me why?
Because that's what my coach would want me to do
Because I have the best goddamn coach in the goddamn world
Man, I guess it's time for me to lead by example, isn't it?
It is.
This is a perfect game.
Your down six kills will need to solo when with Yi.
This is why we lead.
Faker!
I'm coming for you, Faker.
I'm coming.
Fucking huge. Fucking huge.
Take his minions.
Take his fucking minions.
Somebody said fairy tale a stream the idea of me getting challenger is a fairy tale to you
Really what I just see
Jinx you let me tell you something
Talk to me coach every fairy tale was merely an idea before it became history
Don't test yep who is TF who is TF who is that's a fate. Oh
We push this thing the lobby we what that's it. It's our top liner
Alright, GenC. Playing for our boss on an effort, so we can look on the crabs soon.
We're in for another fucking cinema game, though.
I think this is going to be a solo win game with Yi.
Got her, too.
get your challenger bro do it your way on your terms
with 25 fucking kills. Second drag secured, Jyncey. Scaling secured. This isn't Caleb
I've ever seen one. They might be asking herself, why am I looking for more instead of recalling?
And the answer, Jinxy, is because of the music.
Once the music controls your gameplay, you become nothing but a conduit of emotion.
Do you understand?
Yes.
Then I want you to sit there and I want you to feel the story that the sound is telling
you
said
This game looks really good, you're scaling!
Come on, Dante!
Come on!
Come on, Dante!
Come on!
Come on, Dante!
Come on!
Yes, yes, yes!
That's my couch!
That's my fucking couch!
You have to, you have to solve all this.
I'm not even kidding.
I will. And I will.
I know you will.
You're fucking scaling fucking perfectly.
I'm not even kidding.
I will. And I will.
You're fucking scaling fucking perfectly
This is your game don't ask
This song jinx is called the end of silence
Your unstoppable don't ask remember that
Engage! Engage! Engage! Engage!
FUCKING ENGAGE!!
YEEEEEAASSSSS!!!
oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof
THAT'S MY GONE DAMN COACH!
ENGAGE!! ENGAGE!!!
I'm gonna get you!
Flow state has been reached.
IN GAAAANGE!
It's okay. Gotta flash out. Huge isn't it?
This is my fucking coach. This is the man. This is the man I said, hey!
Teach me League of Legends!
Show me!
Show me League of Legends!
Fuckin' so unthundered!
So unthundered!
Watch!
What you will do when they do!
My son!
Engage!
F***ing Engage!
Oh my god!
you
This is fucking cinema, bro. This is fucking cinema.
You solo winning your team the game again.
Jinxie, do you want to know the reason why I queued up for this last game?
Why?
Because even if I hit challenger, it's not fair enough.
20 hours of streaming with it, 4 hours of super light, eating like shit, microwave burgers that are made in the cold, dog shit snacks that are not, thinking about helping to kill a fucking outro for that.
for job challenge a career
but even though it might have been a challenger, it's not done yet
no no no
because the thing is, when I came to Korea, it wasn't just with the goal of getting a challenger
it was with the goal of the people that I am that that's happened in the fucking world
now we have another challenger challenge
because sure it might have been a challenger
But then you're going to have those people who are like,
I haven't played the other games.
So you know what?
Fuck those people.
How about I sit here and I go on to new accounts?
And you try for online to challenge them
with the highest win rate answer out of any Western player.
And how about we go for two challenger accounts, not just one?
They said that I'd be a hard-sucked one now, sir.
I can't do child accounts.
And then when I sit down and I have my two child accounts
And when I sit down and I'm shitting on pills every game
Then I'm a push to rank one
And then I won't go and won't do the most demonic fucking run of all time
Because I'm gonna be honest with you guys that I'm not trips old enough to get it
My fight back is not scheduled for another three weeks
I don't know if I just might extend it!
I'm not gonna do it!
Because I still have something to prove.
Calendary, it's nice, but it's not enough!
It's never enough!
You can always be higher than him, you can always have a higher beard, you can always
be better off the game, you have better on your side.
Oh my god!
You are insane!
What the fuck!
Bro, check your Katie, check your Katie, check your Katie.
You were 0-4 this game. Do you realize that? You were 0-4!
Oh my god. Oh my god.
You just solo won the game. It's not a single positive Katie on your team.
oh my god now that is my fucking coach that is a game that I want to hit
challenge her on do you know what I mean yes I know exactly what you mean oh
Oh my god.
That was actually cinema.
Like oh my god.
I don't know what it was.
I swear to god it wasn't trolling.
When you were 0 and 4, I knew you were like scaling because you had like 5 assists.
You were just fucking scaling, bro.
And I saw this look in your eyes of like, you just looked like you were literally prepared
to die to win that game. And you did it! You solo won! You solo won the game again! That's
the second time out of the last three games. Holy shit.
Yeah. That game secures me challenger. And today we did it. You were here with every
step of the way and there's nobody that I would have rather had on my side than you
in that moment. So thank you for accompanying me. But even though the coach
managed to hit challenger today, it doesn't mean that the day is done yet,
Jinxie, because now it's time for my students to log the fucking and pick up
Right where I left off. Do you understand me? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. So let's
Let's SLOG THE FUCKIN' I LET'S GET SILVER!
Bro, that was fucking insane.
Dude, I- Bro, I'm on a losing streak, Santas. I don't know, man. I don't know.
I'm on a bad losing streak, man.
Jynxy?
Yeah.
You live in Florida, right?
Yes.
You guys have hurricanes almost every year?
Yeah, in September.
What happens after a hurricane?
I don't know, what?
You rebuild, Janksy, so log the fuck in.
I don't care if it's a one game, two game, three game, four game, losing streak.
You log the fuck in and you rebuild what has been destroyed.
When I first started playing League of Legends when I was 12, I remember that out of everybody
that I played with my brother, my friends, his friends, everybody.
I was by far the worst.
I was the guy that would always be online and would always
want to do all.
But I was always the worst rank out of everybody.
So it's like I was the last pick.
And it took me waking up every day
and saying I will get better and I will improve
to one day being able to do what you just witnessed happen
in a challenger game, to secure challenger.
And the difference between me and you, Jinxie, the only difference between us two
is that we have a different starting point right now.
But you have access to me.
You have access to somebody that every game is going to tell you what to do.
That's going to give you insight.
That's going to tell you what should be done and how to get it done.
And if you even absorb one percent of my teachings, every single day, Jinxie,
You will become challenger with ease.
So what you're going to do now is you're going to share your screen and you're going to fucking
dominate this lobby in a way that not even you would have thought possible.
Do you understand me?
Yes!
Come on!
I've lost five of my last six games because I lost my way.
There's no goddamn reason why I should be going negative in a fucking bronze lobby ever.
It's unacceptable.
The reason why you're losing these games that I've wanted to listen to me right now is because
you're trying to force the late game to come too early.
What do you notice I do in almost all my games in the early stages?
In the early stages, you farm.
And what happens when I don't farm?
You lose.
Exactly.
The thing that separates Iron from Challenger, unironically,
Jinxie if you just farm is literally just your mechanics and when I watched you last
time you dropped 30 fucking kills and you got a 10 to kill on Master Yi.
So I don't think your mechanics are gonna hold you back.
So your only issue in League of Legends Jinxie isn't that you're not good enough.
It's not that you're clueless without me and it's not that you don't have a champ that
you synergized with.
It's just the fact that you're trying to force too much too early.
Because when you play on your terms, you drop 30 kills, you get pentas, and you shit on
everyone!
My blade is yours!
I got 32 kills, which is cool, but now I want 40.
I want 40 and I'm gonna give this entire enemy team ruthless backshots as long as they're
18 plus in consent.
Jynxie, I want you to come on their backs so hard that they think they're visiting Niagara Falls!
Yes, Master.
Okay, right.
Make sure you have the right rings.
I do farm scale legal tempo farm scale farm scale farm scale find the weak player kill the weak player
Get stronger target the low HP guys get stronger Q e w Q e w Q e w R Q e w R
R Q e w murder murder murder blood everywhere
Decapitation now Jinxie there's something that you would have noticed if you're watching my games on you when it came to team fighting
Do you know why I was able to carry almost every fight as mastery because you never engaged you always wait ever engage?
Exactly, that's my problem. Yes, and even if it means that your entire team has to die
Then you wait until you get that perfect opportunity
And then you go in and I don't give a fuck how many people have to die for that opportunity to prevent it to present itself
Do you understand me?
I don't give a fuck if your entire team has to sit there with their bicks in their hands looking at a gray screen
It's you getting the perfect engage
And I do not want you to allow yourself to get pressured by anybody else into doing anything
Suboptimal just because you feel like you have to force something
Yes, master
Alright, let me go get my way for a kiss because I got chow.
I'll be back in like 30 seconds.
Okay, chat.
What I'm going to start doing from now on, because this happens in the mornings,
I'm going to slash mute all because all of my teammates are lobotomites
who have been playing this game for five years and they're still in bruns.
So I'm not going to allow a lobotomite to infect my mind.
Slash, this is what I'm going to do at the start of every game.
Slash mute all because all of my teammates I look at their stats
They've been playing the game for two years and they're brats so they can go literally fuck themselves
There you go good. That's a fucking few more people from you
for
For for for me film to be a lot of it. No for for me for me
It's fun from you to follow me from you. I just I just yeah, I got it. I got it
I just muted all slash me at all. Yep. Good. Okay, so now James T because all
my teammates have been playing the game for two years and they're all broad so
if they want to ping something they can ping a fucking coffin in game
That's fucking right and James T when you sit down you adopt this philosophy
I just want you to understand that you're gonna have a bunch of naysayers that are going to tell you Gainty
That's really toxic. You need to pay for your team a new listen to the pings and you know what you tell those fuck
MY TEAM CAN DIE
THEN GET IN FUCKING DIE
MY TEAM CAN DIE
You game in game in game Gainty you tell them my coach is
Challenger and he does this shit in his fucking games
All right, so it's got done
Your junior cube was your um, was your wife proud of you ready challenging? I should see bring right now
Okay
Bout her when she wakes up
So now we're gonna do Janksie head a little bit towards the the rappers because remember we don't want to join early
I don't know if you notice but in my games
I literally wasn't even joining in the early stages because we don't play anyway
We got camps, but okay, exactly. Yeah, so it's like the thing of the string see that if you clear your camps even one second faster
Right, then it's like it's worth you just setting that and fucking focusing on your camps
Because even if you know what's going on top lane right now
How's that gonna help your game in any way at all right? It's not like it doesn't
Yep, so you got to make sure that you're always focused on the big one that's okay
Alright, what about the last one? Perfect. So now Jinxie, something I want to see you
start doing, use your Q. Something I want you to start doing is I want you to use your
Q to get to camps when it's up. So you'll notice when I'm clearing the reason my mind
looks so good is because I know where the position of the jungle camps is and I'll
always like I'll hover my mouse over where I know the big monster is and I Q right away
So that the second I get vision I can instantly use it. Okay. Yes
That makes sense because yeah, because the thing is you think about this way
And this is one of the reasons why what I'm gonna also want you to do is at one point you can do this option as well
I want you to practice your folk here and practice tool until it looks almost identical to mine
Even with like this mighting the gromp and all that stuff because if you can master that and you just master your folk here
Then after that, it's pentacle machine
You're gonna be fucking lightening my queen pentakill machine
Understand you're gonna have to back off here. So now I wanted to chew to the yep
This one run to the top cabinet. You know this one
To on the a call if she walks in she walks in the cure
Yes, I'll be tell me tell me tell me
I
Tried to smite almost
I smite the cannon, but I didn't
Yeah, but you got with the red buff so it's worth snow jinx you open up your shop the kraken sir kraken sir
I click the kraken sir good
Always always cracking with you or not. Yep. Always cracking always cracking never work. We knows no
No, uh, Bork Bork we can we can talk about later because it's like the thing is that work is good versus tanks
They're only gonna have to worry about that third fourth item
But I really just want you to do right now is I want you to just get your mechanics down because the thing about it
It's like I wanted to understand Jim see that I play jungle in a way that makes people hate me and
Once you realize this you're gonna understand just how amazing that really is right because the reason why people hate me
It's cuz I only play for myself and I dictate whether we win or lose and
And part of the reason why is because-
That is awesome, by the way, sorry.
Yes, yes, no it is.
Because the thing is, Jency, that when you play for yourself, you are in control.
So that's the reason why I want you to sit there, and I really want you to take mechanics more seriously.
Because especially on Master Yi, I'm telling you, Jency,
you will be dropping dick in every single one of your games, all the way up Team and Challenger.
Because if I can 1v9 games with Master Yi and Challenger, then you better fucking believe that you can too.
So at that point it's literally just a learning gap. That's all it is, bro. Do you understand?
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
So let's get the fuck done now.
Okay, so now what you're gonna do, you're gonna, yes, exactly, you're gonna play on the, uh, the Krugs, and then after Krugs, where are you looking?
here but I'm gonna cue it watch watch this I'm gonna do it just like my
yep I wanted to instu and remember press you as you're doing you nice yes
yes jing see don't forget to use your W to auto cancel okay yeah so do you want
to know the reason why you'll never really see me drunk when I play jungle
Why? It's because my eyes are always on three things. The camp I'm farming, my HUD, and my mini map.
So you look at your HUD when your abilities are going to respawn so I can actually like do something or you're not doing dragon there.
You're not doing dragon. I want you to go to your blue buff. And I'll tell you why in a second.
So the reason why you're not doing dragon is because Diana topped the bot full clear, right?
So if the Diana fights you right now on dragon, then there's a chance that she could have killed you now
She's not there clearly so we were wrong, but we're setting up a good habit you understand
Yeah, but I don't know how I'm gonna keep talking about when I'm not screaming
Yeah, well, that's fine. So how you're gonna keep track of it is you're just gonna say unless
My team has insane priority in both lanes
I'm not doing this
Invade her red. Invade her red. Invade her red.
Why? Why?
Because if she didn't talk to you about Folklare and you cleared your boobuff,
then there's a good chance that her red is up.
And if it is, drinksy, then we're gonna slash her fucking throat open
and drink her blood like it's a Sunday wine.
Let me kill. Let me kill.
Keep fighting. Keep fighting. Keep fighting.
Don't stop.
Q Q
Nice back up back up back up
Okay, now wait, I want you to hover on top of the motor coaster like walk up walk up you can probably go back in
Keep running keep running that was good. That was good. Keep running. Just run run all the way back. Just run away. Just run away
It's okay, it's all right. You're good
Sorry, I
Sorry, what could I have done different there?
So that what you should have done is when you saw that your Viro was going in on the Mordekaiser, you walked towards the Mordekaiser, but not in range close enough for him to land abilities.
That way when he uses all his abilities, you can go in and just kill him. That's another thing you'll have noticed in my games.
I'll always hover on the outskirts of a pipe, even when I'm very low, because I still want to find my way to sneak back in.
back in. Like Jinxie, you need to literally be a lore accurate ninja. Do you understand?
Yes. Yes, yes.
Now remember, use your W. Yeah, Wolves are next. But remember, so now, so now I want
you to lead with your Q on the Wolves. I want to just max range it. Nice! There's so much
nicer it's looking. Now W the second it's up. There you go. And now you can just kite.
Perfect. Now Nikaid. It's now Q.
There you go. Now you walk away.
Like, do you see already how much more fluid your clear feels?
Yeah, way more, way more.
And I'm telling you, if you sit there and you perfect your clear, right,
you will get to a point where you're going to be 9 minutes into the game,
and instead of being 57 CS, you're going to have 80,
and you're going to feel like fucking Thanos,
because every game Jinx is just you playing for 3 items,
And then when you get those three items, you fucking make the enemy team rule the goddamn date. You understand?
Yes
Now I want you to sit down
I want you to look more often at your at your HUD so you can see when your abilities are coming back up
So you can use them in something. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
Because I think that's one of the reasons why so like how it's gonna work is you're just gonna kind of like glance and cheer for example
right you see W's on four seconds so you can look at your mini map and then in
three seconds we're gonna glance back at our hut you see what I'm talking about
yes okay you don't have to go bot here yet okay now look for the smaller now
look for the smaller go for this go for this this is your kill this has jinx
he written all over it go for this one they go for this one it's not me nice
fall with the it's fine go for the cannon no no no cannon cannon it's okay it's
It's a lucky ad flash. So now you're gonna go in the drag. Just go drag.
So the reason why now you're dragging is because you don't have priority.
Yeah, exactly. It's because you're fucking strong.
Motherfucker and the supports.
So and look, also Diana and me team I was saying void grubs.
So you know, she's not on the same side of the map as you.
Yes. So it's free.
Gonna recall after this, you think?
Yep.
Okay, try to kill this as fast as you can.
No, no, just focus the giant. Maybe you're feeling the time.
That's so lucky.
I don't know, I think it's just so lucky.
Bro, I hate Timo players so much!
Well, what's the first thing I told you about Timo players?
What's the first thing you said?
Ah, PDF files.
Every single one of them, yes.
Every single one of them.
Oh my god, they always just come when I'm doing dragon.
It's so annoying.
You have a jing-si.
Every time you're in a position like this game, where you're one and three,
I wanted to think back to my challenger rank up game.
What was my score?
0-1-4.
I was 0-1-4.
I started off that game, Jinxie getting 4-man invaded by the enemy on my red buff.
That's how bad they wanted me to lose.
4-man invaded by the way, you never see that.
I wanted to walk straight top here.
Walk straight top.
Slippery enough for this?
Yeah, get the free kill.
Get the free kill.
Path all the way to the edge, that wall, that wall there.
Yeah, so you can micut him off.
And now you can walk up.
now walk up. E? So you're gonna E and then Q? Don't, don't lead with Q though. Okay.
So do you know why I said don't lead with Q there? Because I can use it as a dodge.
A dodge button. Yeah, exactly. So there, when they're in a position that it's like
that, think of it this way. As Master Yi, your first attack is your autos. Your Q is
your follow up. If you lead fights with Q, then you have no way to actually live.
That's another reason why a lot of the times when you're watching me team fighting you would see that I would like wait off to the side
I would go in with my R E and then I would use my entire combo
And I would hold on to my Q because your two is your lifeline if you waste the lifeline you're fucked
You understand so I lead with my auto. Thank you
Yes, exactly because then imagine you run at them with your are right
Imagine you queue on to them and we flash away. What happens?
I'm glad to meet these guys.
That's what I like to see.
Imagine if you end my flash, I just stay with them.
No, no.
Like, if you leave with your Q and then after your Q ends when they flash, then they win, right?
Yeah.
It's kind of like, think about how Warwick holds his Q, right?
Master Yi, you want to hold your Q but in a way where it's like you don't use it until you have to.
Now what about, what about before Krags?
And the reason why is because...
None of this?
Okay, you can go for this. Timo's a cox, I could go for your cox now.
Or actually, yeah, no, no, go cox, go cox, cox are okay.
So yeah, so the thing about Yi, and the reason why I actually love playing him recently,
is because he's kind of like what Hecarim used to be.
Because Hecarim used to be a champion where once you would get to three items, you just carry the game.
So the entire game is literally just you like you only take guaranteed shit until three items and then once you have three
You fucking start killing everybody. I want you to buy
Okay, so the boots I'm gonna want you to start buying I wanted to hover over the boots because I want to show you
When you shop on the bottom bottom up. So you see those red ones on the left
Yes, you're gonna start buying those I've been buying them every game because those boots heal you for all the damage you deal
Walk straight top here. Walk straight top. You still have downtime for 20 seconds
So we're gonna look for a playwright because you always want to be active on the map
Number one rule of being a greedy jungler, which is what we are is you want to sit down and be active
Don't walk too close. Don't want to close. Okay. Now you're good
So now stay on top of the red dot that red dot is where a Mordekaiser is
So I'm just gonna want you to walk up to him and then you can on are nice now. Don't cue
Nice! Good!
I got a cannon!
Nice!
Good!
But do you see what I mean?
Like, now you're actually holding your two,
like already, Jinxi,
you're starting to understand
fundamental mastery mechanics
that are the differences between the good ones
and the great ones. Do you see what I mean?
Yes sir!
Probably come to slow Dino's fucking head off.
Yeah, you're going to do it soon.
But I want to turn you into fucking war machine. That's what you need to be. You need to be a fucking war machine, bro
All right, now look on the the Raptors here
I want to drop this fucking Demos fucking head off
Yep, but already done. I'm telling you. I'm loving watching it clear. Don't forget to use your W
Right now your W is the only thing and also when you're cleaning the Raptors make sure that you're only ever autoing the big one
okay so now you're gonna pound the
crugs after the crugs I want to look on
dragon
crugs first and like
don't forget about your W one you got
you got a sort of you got sort of
actively using it. We need to unlock it. It's like right now, GenC, you have three
weapons in your arsenal and you're only using two. We need to be activating all
three, right? Okay, I want you to ward over the wall and say dragon. Ward over the
wall. Okay, go kill the smother bot. You see bot? On your main map?
I'm gonna hit him, bop bop bop bop bop bop, press R, just press R and run at it.
Nice.
Sorry for meeting with my Q, sorry.
Bye bye.
So there, yeah, well you already know what the issue is, right?
And I'm telling you, it's a thing.
I wanted to buy the red boots now.
Buy the red boots I told you about?
Yeah, there.
It's a thing I'm and also I click your glances because you have enough gold for another component
But that's one thing it's like listen these are things that are gonna take a while for you to actually adopt into your gameplay
But the second that you do it's gonna be so much better
Right, why can I never ward into a dragon pit? It never works
Nothing happens like everybody else does it
Okay, because Jinxie, you want to ward where the edge of the dragon pit is.
I DO NOTHING HAPPENED!
Then, walk to the edge of the pit next time and then ward, because if you try warding too far away from it, it auto-pats you to walking towards it, right?
It considers it almost like a movement command.
Okay, fight the damage here. Butter?
You're eased up in one second.
Okay, back of a...
Yeah you have to run here, you have to run.
Try to run off.
It's okay.
What the fuck, man!
What the fuck!
Okay, your team gets it.
That's fine.
So now listen, once we get to two items, that's going to be where we start going fucking crazy,
okay?
Like, I want you to feel all this pain, all this fury, and all this rage inside of you.
I want you to harness it, and you just cannot bottle it all up for now, and the second you
you have that green nose, you're gonna unleash it, okay?
Okay.
Mike, Jinx, you think you can do that?
Oh, Mike, I just always die!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Everyone has some fucking plot armor
whenever I chase them down,
but whenever I get chased down, it's just a horror movie.
Some fucking absurd plot armor.
Yep, that's like role one of League.
Okay, so now you're gonna look for the blue chair,
and then we're gonna clear all the way towards Krugs
now look on the wolves, this is good
master he!
very good
someone you play on the afters, after afters you're gonna look on Krugs
Caster good game
Ignore the Akali. If Ashe dies so that we can secure 100 gold then that's good for us. Kill last raptor
Nice
Now after you do this
I wonder if they're both side and the reason why is because she's top so since top side has killed a mini-crank sir
Since our top side is only coming up at like a minute 40 with wolves, then we're gonna have nothing to do on the map, so let's invade bot.
Invade here?
Yep.
Okay, look on blue. Perfect, take that blue.
Then after I want you to look on the ground.
Now, don't forget to kite your camps, okay?
So now James I wanted to ward in this bush, ward in that bush with the circle.
Okay, back up.
Yeah, just wait, just wait, just wait, cause he probably has an entire team now.
Widen this bush, just wait right here, wait a minute, just sit here.
Sit here and wait.
When that little dragon fuck shows balling, you're gonna smash this gull against the fucking
pavement.
Do you understand me?
Yes, sir.
Wait a little bit.
We're gonna wait another 10, 9, 8, 7, 6.
Okay now walk up look on the ground see if he's on it
Smite it okay. Yeah, we just run
Yeah, just run just run you're good. I mean that's actually fucking retarded
I don't understand what that was like he didn't walk up. There probably wasn't a ward either
It's senseless gameplay, but it's good because now you're gonna have your two items. I
Wonder Joan Bob look at all the way he is because I don't think he has yeah, go for this flopper. I have no R
you sure yeah you're gonna hear it worst case you just get the next wave get
the next wave yep so now get this way
perfect take the next one too next one too then you're gonna recall
next one too like the next next one no like this one that's it can boggles get
the fuck out get out okay jingsy reset do you want me to hand a boggles for you
yes please bro please boggles
I'm not on top of a channel and I want you to...
Do you want me to finish Shutdown?
No, no, no.
Alright, so now what you're going to do is you're going to look for the Krugs, and then after Krugs you're just going to full clear up.
Fuck the dragon?
Yep.
Why?
Because the thing is that Diana right now is really strong so if she goes for it, then it's going to be bad for you.
So now hold tap for a second.
I want to see if anybody on the enemy team is worth their Shutdown.
top no really okay doesn't matter then okay so now look on this it's already
getting really strong yeah you're good and now you're gonna do is you're gonna
look for the most like see now you're getting to a point where now you're
getting to main character status you understand yes yeah yeah I'm almost here
if more to Kaiser walks top you fucking end his life you understand me now take
the top wave exactly your laner's lanes become your new jungle camps once the
landing face up. Oh I love your mindset. Yep there you go. Jinx he wants more gold. No no no stay top, stay top.
So now we're gonna do Jinx's you're gonna stay top until Mordekaiser walks up and then you're just gonna fucking end his life.
Do you understand? Yeah. So I don't want to use your abilities on the wave anymore because we need to have them up for Mordekaiser so we can kill him.
Also his Q is when he does like the big sum on the ground. I want you to try using your Q to dodge that ability, okay?
walk up, don't use your bodies on the way, just auto
this is nice
next wave two, next wave two, yep, control double
ward in this bush, that's right here, now
in the circle
go on team one now, now, now he has no body, now, now
or
or, or
bro, I thought I already, I missed my, ahhhhhhhhh
FUCK!
I MISSED MY FUCKING ARR!
I WILL KILL MYSELF!
Endgame
So, Genki
Don'tsads, this game is SO HARD!
AND IT'S SO HARD!
Q-W-E-R
Look, look, look here, look there, look there!
Buy this, buy that, we call here!
Back up you can't fight this, engage now, don't engage yet!
Like my head is gonna explode!
Literally blow up my head!
It's gonna blow up!
Okay, I want you to go to your crugs and I want you to listen to your crugs.
When you first saw playing Rainbow Six, were you good at the game?
No.
How did you feel the first time you had champion?
Like I just had sex for the first time, but at that time I hadn't had sex yet.
so I had nothing against that information.
Exactly.
So, you just have to understand that League is the same learning curve.
Like, League is just a game where you're gonna have breakthroughs, right?
There, for example, the reason why it went bad
was because you right-clicked off the team
and you're just kind of like running around for like three seconds.
But in not three seconds, you could have auto-attacked them eight times.
But why is he fighting me?
Like, here's the thing.
When someone walks at me like that, like, I assume there's a reason.
Like if he actually is braindead
Yes, I thought he's walking on me because he has his team or something no no no
Jensie walk walk walk for the fight walk for this fight
So the thing is I have to understand rule one of iron and bronze players is they all have cancer
So you always want to look for fights because they're gonna
I got no one for this.
I got no one.
You're not able to act shit.
Yo Akali, you're not even on it!
Not on it!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, we can't do this.
Akali has an ability that makes it so you can auto-attack her.
Cool.
Of course she does.
Ha ha ha.
I mean, she probably has an ability where she takes my anal virginity too.
Yeah.
Yeah, everyone's got an ability for something everybody's got some bullshit fucking cheese everybody
Okay, look on the bar crap bar
Okay, now on your job, man
Hey back in the
Mord, I hope.
Can't say that. Alright.
Do you want to whisper it?
Push camping with Mord. Nah, I can't even whisper it, that's bad.
Okay, so like, now what you're going to do is I'm going to want you to look for out of base.
You're going to look on the red buff.
And now we're going to use our team as human shields so that we can get fed.
Are you ready for that?
Yeah.
Alright, so here what you're gonna do. Out of base, I want you to instantly run to the right buff.
Jorn over the fight, fast.
Alright, Jorn.
So JnC, while you're Jorming, did you know that you can right-click and you
right-click on top of where you're Jorming? You like you move towards it. So like Jorn and then right-click.
what what are you saying what happened okay so let's say right now you hover
over the crux and while you're just like yep just keep fighting keep fighting
fighting teammate teammate
why are you running away you brain dead teammate
Oh, can I just face fuck this Timo? Please? I wanna kill him so bad.
Not yet, not yet. Walk towards this holly.
Kill her. Kill her. Remember, don't leave her.
I can't kill her, she has HELLP!
GOD DAMNED!
SHE HAS HELLP!
Okay, Jynx, what do you want me to do, bro?
I'll turn into Jesus to win that, and there's two of them, and I'm under-leveled.
I'm three and eight.
I can't 1v2.
You have two items.
You can 1v2.
The thing about it right now, I want you to buy Wood-
I can't 1v2 that!
I'm sorry, I have to disagree.
You can.
I'm literally three and seven.
I can't 1v2.
There's no fucking way!
Let's go!
I'm four!
And I won V9 to challenge your game.
game undo the item that you have and buy with son yes you can 1v9 a jing see
you know me to buy this yes and then afterwards right click what son good
the fuck is that that's the team all shrimps oh my god if you play team oh you should
jump into oncoming fucking traffic end game in game yo I think it would actually be good
if we start batting Teemo. Yeah, he gets played every game. Yeah, okay, look at this fight
walking. Jinx, if this is all you. Yeah, I agree, I can fight this. Don't poke this
some more. Yes, anyone but that fucking freak. Nice, go girl. This is good. Yes! Get the
get the more now now get the more now you get the more
that's one
going out
okay
now you're not set him up for this
i mean when you buy an item called terminus
so yes
so do you see how the enemy team has a lot of uh... they're like very tanky
yeah
terminus gives you armor penetration
so it makes you do a lot more damage
what are you eating bro?
oh my mom made them
they're like uh... greek cookies
i missed my last one
they always help
i could just tell you that challenger like
you're a lollipop man, bro
or does this not want to die over here, man
it's okay
you'll meet me here soon, go to your boobop
someone's gonna be here, it's like one of those games
now what I want you to do
Is that why you need to look for Baron?
Start ping Baron, ping Baron.
Baron, ping it, ping it.
Ping it, we need to let our team know what's up.
Can I just gank this chemo please?
Not yet.
Can we start?
Start hitting it, yep, start it.
So why are we able to get there in there like that I don't understand
Because the thing is that the I'm coming fucking pedophile in game in game
Nice! I hate T-Motors so much.
Jinx are you Chris Hansen?
Yes bro I'm catching predators today.
Yeah fuck you T-Motors.
I fucking hate you
Okay
Yeah, so reason why you could that in there is because you saw that the enemy was bought so because they were bought
It's like oh shit. What if we just use that to advantage and I'm gonna get Baron for free. I look on the next drag here
Yep, it's only 20 seconds. It's free
Right about first yeah
Now remember, you're ult is up in like 15 seconds, so we don't really want to fight until it's
up.
Block, block, block, block, block.
If they go for Jhin, then you need to help him.
Okay, walk up.
Walk up with your bryor.
Your bryor is your suicide bomber in this game.
You need to let him go in first, and then you follow up, okay?
I dip Jhin, let's go!
my god
unfortunately need to wait like I'm telling you patients patients
okay wait just wait
no no no
okay go on the smother first smother smother smother smother okay kill kill kill kill kill
kill kill kill you got this you got this yes
2.
Okay, fight!
FIGHT!
Get the dragon out.
Okay, kill us.
Okay, come see.
Hey, hit this.
But do not kill the dragon.
Do not kill it.
Oh god.
No, no, no.
Hit the dragon.
You need to get this dragon.
Save your Q in case Teemo comes and then you kill on your own.
Okay, kill us.
comes and then you join him like you on him just keep chasing him you better die
you better die now you can turn to the dragon to the giant
oh no okay nice now walking that bush right there at the edge of the pet yeah
I'm not a minor! I'm not a minor! I'm not a minor!
No. No, no, no, no, no!
Jynxie, Jynxie, do you understand where you just did?
I just got a quadragill.
Yeah, but not just that Timo can place bombs so by you going for that scuttle crab you could have stepped on one of his bombs and died
Here we go. That's Pete. Wait wait hold on. I'm sorry
Okay, so now buy your terminus terminus terminus. No the thing you have right now
Yep
And then afterwards buy elixir vine buy elixir vine backup. No no in base elixir vine
very good but I got a scut fetish you got to let me you got to unlock me
what scut fetish should I look at that I guess I'll tell you one salt going
you can get you can get more cars are I don't want to be scared go in now now go
in
I'm bored
Now you go for them suck my dick Diana
So my push mid rush mid push mid if they show you fucking chase them down do you understand me?
You chase them down like a rabbit dog in a dick hair
If this bar doesn't help me, I'm going to freak out.
Here you go.
Alright, now back up. That's fine.
Okay, what we're going to do here is, next timer is blue buff.
But I want you to just hover around mid.
So just sit in the bushes off to the side, because your team might be retarded and fight for no reason.
Ron's in here? Yo, Ron, what's up?
Dude, I'm actually dude. I'm actually gonna I'm going to dinner with Rod in like an hour. I am nice
Yeah, I actually have a movie with my wife to my him Howard nice
We're gonna watch obsession
What is that?
It's a it's like a horror movie about like an obsessive girlfriend or something everyone's been like glazing it
Wait, I'm obsessed with ripping this to Cali set off. Okay, then just wait just wait just wait
Now I want you to type in chat right now go in for me. I am your master
Hey going off our art now chase chase chase
Back up back up. This is good. I'm gonna kill no kill them work out. So when it comes out
Yeah, right here easy peasy lemon squeezy
There you go.
It's no janksy, watch the burn.
The burn, the burn, the burn, the burn.
Janksy is godlike.
Oh, I love power scaling.
Ah!
So, Janksy, do you see how you have almost 3,000?
Do you see how you have almost 3,000 gold in your inventory?
Doc, give me back me.
Do you see how you have almost 3,000 gold in your inventory?
Yes.
At this stage of the game, Blade of the Rune King is a better version of Kraken Sair.
So we're gonna sell our Kraken Sair and buy Blade of the Rune King, okay?
got it
recall recall recall
and then you saw your crack in the slayer
don't don't don't
dude I'm sorry I'm just so bad
Okay then, I'll turn and kill everyone then.
Let me test if for real.
I don't know my belt, I don't know.
Bro, you're a piece of shit!
The Tanks rip piece of shit!
You're a piece of shit!
Jinxy, Jinxy.
You mother fucker!
Look at this little Teemo, look at him, look at him.
I fucking hit him, look at him, look at him.
Shot down.
Bro, he thinks you're a nine-year-old.
That's why he's running this fucking thing.
Fuck you Teemo, you disgusting piece of garbage.
Okay, so now a Sauer crack in the Sauer.
Mean Bork. Oh, yeah, no, no, so it's all your crack inside. I'm a good star. I'm a star
What Bork and then Viya licks her barn
Nice now watch the dragon fast
Okay, so now we're gonna go red buff dragon, okay
Which in 200 something crazy what I'm only 31 wins away from rank one get the red
wait why are you laughing I think those high vibes oh okay okay now look for this
fight going on the mordekaiser now now okay smaller uh no yeah no wait but when
the mordekaiser comes out you're gonna ult you're gonna kill him and then
you're gonna go in for everyone now nice chase now chase get get your quadra
they're all dead here go in on them go in on them
hey you need back off now so now go for the dragon my brain is yours you're in a
very good spot
it's just kind of show because you don't like
really have a better
item to build on what you have announced you're literally just like
chilling on fucking a billion gold
so now what i want to do is just like fire like survive again and then just
go straight top
so every time you respawn you have to revive like survive
so now go top
push top
we're not going to team fight because our team is brain dead
So we're just gonna try to split push and solo win the game, okay?
Sounds good, looking like a Jinxie carry.
Every game looks like a Jinxie carry when Jinxie plays for himself.
Real.
That's why Jinxie, I'm telling you.
Offstream, I think the reason why you lose as much as you do, is because you just try helping your team too much.
Yeah, I just let him get in my head a lot. I just start hashtag full mute all.
Yep, every time.
Like this game, I've been full muted, it's been so peaceful.
I'm so tired of like you know it's like a toddler telling me how to like live my life
It's like bro. You're a fucking common within bronze for two years. So like take your keyboard and shove it up your ass
Exactly if you're bronze, you know drew leaven
Iron and bronze are not allowed to type ever under any circumstances or pain. No, I'm not kidding
You shouldn't be allowed to ping if you're bronze. That's not fair. The real
They like bronze players think they have like a say
It's like bro. Just shove your keyboard up your ass with the game
Even bronzer to yours also to live somebody's been after a bronzer over a year just burn their account
Keep pushing I want to keep pushing you're not gonna stop here
Maybe I still land
Well, where the fuck are they? Okay going on the mortar all 10 and going all 10 and going. Yeah, I'll eat
Okay, so there the only reason I'm gonna be honest I'm surprised you weren't able to actually like kill
okay so in the future what we're gonna try doing is I'm trying wait let me think I'm still me
Okay Jinx, I want you to sell your Witson.
It's in your inventory, sell it.
You can just right click on it, in your inventory, and then buy an item called, it's K.A.E.
Yep, buy it, and I'll get another Wixer of Iron.
Let me blow my nose one sec.
I feel like I should have focused more on that.
Yo Jinx, you know what you should do during the Minecraft marathon?
What?
constantly rage rate run and then say why is your name stable right now though
you're acting pretty unstable right now that is a pretty good idea oh you're on
the diner the diner all ten killer all ten killer please aren't okay now run on
chase chase chase chase go go go keep going keep going kill this guy it's free
kill
No
Now go top top you in top you in top top top top top
Try to get it here one quick
Why do you need the cannon though you're full build you're right you're right
Okay, I don't think you can actually just go for the ban
Nice now get the ban this is free
Then you're gonna recall and you're gonna look on your red buff, okay?
nice recall and it's time for the bread brah now buy your lichavine again and then you're
going to walk mid let's go red into mid yeah you are here so you're gonna go like red but
a whole top for seconds okay need to get this dragon this dragon is soul
just go to the dragon now ignore your team yeah I left them die left them lie
just go on the dragon go on the dragon now no no but dragon go in go in go in
are
nice now get the dana to get the dana to go in
nice now get this see like you can be scared though
you cannot be scared even when you're low hp that walk mid
No, no, wait, wait.
Come on, Batty.
You're in great this game.
Nope, nope.
you can end the game here
Q on the uh, smolder, Q on the smolder
and he also has
oh no, that was good Q, that was actually good Q
can you really not end the kill?
try down, try down
hit the nexus, hit the nexus
yeah, suck my dick, bitch
There we go.
Nice.
Okay, now Jinxie, what are you going to do?
I want you to right-click on Muda's name, the chosen one, right-click on it, and do
View Profile.
That's the rank he has.
Oh, fuck, he's bronze too.
Click on where it says Overview, you have the top overview, and then hover over his bronze too, oh fuck he's actually close to bronze one.
Okay, so Q up and then let's head watch him in Q.
Alright wait one second, one second, I have time for I think one more, I can do one more.
Yeah me too me too, it's perfect.
Alright perfect.
For Master you use so fun at the end of the game when you just Q everyone and they all die.
Yeah, I'm telling you that's why we just didn't get you comfortable with leaving your team out to hang
Yep, real
I hope we move this losing he's lost last game. I
Think he's losing right?
Wait, wait bad bad team or bad team or banning Teemo from now on so when you right-click on Teemo
Oh, he's actually bad already
ball knowledge team all right and now let's watch so he's six and six oh my
god yes he's actually losing good hi vice make sure you accept the queue
gold. If Kaylen comes, die her. No, keep pushing, keep pushing, keep pushing. Why are you
still there?
There's a fucking like, on the right, yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The mouse too late because there's no more mini-line.
Yeah, I was talking about the edge there.
Good shit, no cannon though.
Guys, Epimuta played 500 games with Hums coaching, and Jinxy played 5 inch games with me coaching.
Who do you guys think would be a higher rank by the end of that, honestly?
Bang, bang, bang, W, bang!
Hi guys, except
Hi guys
That's one K
One K-Booter
He's in fog, he's in fog
Somewhere, he's somewhere, trying to find you
That's the one that guys with you
and he ults you're cooked
maybe
wait hi boys
what if while jinx he was playing
sometimes just randomly
move his mouse and start clicking
he's moody losing
uh yes he is
but he might still win
close out of the shit
alright jinx are you ready
ready. Wait, why is the chat spamming Muda? What did you ask them? I asked them if Muda had 500
games of coaching by Hums and you have 500 games of coaching by me, who would be a high rank by the
end of it? Bro, Dantez. We have a twisted fate playing Ta. Isn't that like the hardest character in
in the game to play? No. Why do you think that? Isn't that like nobody plays that?
Like I thought no one plays Twisted Fate because he's hard. No, no, he's very brain dead and very easy.
It's just that like his ultimate allows him to teleport wherever he wants. So a lot of times
like lower elo players don't really know how to like activate that, if it makes sense.
You're right actually the hardest champions are just whoever I use
Yep
Bro, Mutamite actually gets Silver Chat? Oh my God!
Alright, GenC
You know what you're gonna have to do?
Haha
When the when the minecraft marathon is going on with Ron you're gonna need to sit there and tell Ron
Sometimes that it's league time, and then you just kill up for a game and you let him like so well play while you rage Q
Not a mood of said while I'm doing the minecraft marathon he said he's gonna pause and not play
You smite on first, uh, right, smite on first?
Uh, me, no, so normally, but you can't do what I do yet.
So normally what I do is I smite the gromp. Actually...
Wait, I can do it. Well, you're gonna want to watch this, trust me. I can do it.
Okay, okay. So when this is at 300 health, I want you to walk up, smite the gromp,
smite the gromp now, now smite the gromp, and now auto the boop up. Auto it? No, oh well.
Okay.
So that what you have to do is you need to like smite the gromp, let it run towards you,
and then when the gromp is close, you drag the boob up towards the gromp, and then you
like, Q them both at the same time.
Wait, can your Q collapse?
Oh yeah, I can again, sorry.
Yeah, I can.
Wait, so remember, make sure that you're always all attacking the big one, and you're using
your true astronauts it's up it's it's stuff like that
little jing see yes yes yes after hitting challenger i feel like so at peace now yeah of
course but i told you i told you you deserve that shit
Also never smite that, always smite the red or the Krugs, but not the big rapper, okay?
Yes sir, never do that again.
I'm gonna drop 30 kills this game.
Trust me.
Alright, let's fucking do it then.
So I'm going to go for the uh, the Krugs.
And then after Krugs we're going Crap.
Now if you see a good opportunity for a play, I'm going to want you to look on the block guy.
Alright?
I don't see a good opportunity.
Wait they have a Mumu.
What the fuck? Why did Mumu move block?
So Mumu can play either jungle or support.
Oh, he's like a super chat character
Yeah
Okay, so this we're gonna know on your walk bot bot bot bot bot bot bot the jinx of the moon jinx the moon moon the jinx
Yeah
Good now take the way take the way take the way take the way that's what I would do. I would take the way
No
Okay, look for the crab.
I thought my smite would do way more.
What?
You know what you should do?
You should get out of webbends and then make Hively stick in his ass and then he's like
on a phone call with you during your entire stream.
I know, it's fine, focus crab.
And then every time you get tilted you just like set it on max setting and you make him
scream.
you know why did i shove it up his ass?
recall
i love ends
what the fuck is love ends?
what is that?
it's like a butt plug but that you can control
it's like a remote control vibration
why the fuck would i do that?
why would i get a fucking butt plug?
jinxie go for your gromp
it's not for your growth
i'm saying it's for high buys
and then you have the remote control
and every time you get mad
miserable the sonic sounds okay like
imagine you're saying there's a right
and then you just hear jinx he stopped
I'm gonna fucking cut and then he's like
same a busting a wall to the place dude
pass bro fucking pass on that I don't
want to do that
yeah the hail brothers feels like a
game where I'm just gonna like to get
absolutely fat and then just get 25
kills and how are we gonna do it just scale not engage first
it's not yes always use my but that's how it's just by farming up we just have
to farm up watch this coach you're gonna like this one trust me nice good the
big one remember stop out on the small and stingsy but why why did you start
autoing the small ones but I'm not autoing them I'm kiting so I messed up
not every has 40k hours the fuck I'm not autoing them I'm fucking kiting and
it's messing up
I don't have 40,000 hours.
I have 30!
Okay, sorry.
Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look on, uh, bottom.
What do you think?
The moment goes in?
Yeah, yeah, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight.
Yes, the moment.
Oh, he's so dead.
Oh, dad. Fuck you Ludwig!
Okay, now Jinx, why didn't you get the kill?
Walk to the crab and tell him why I didn't get back there.
Cause I killed you early. I killed you soon.
Exactly. Remember, I need you to make it like, uh, I think in your brain.
You only queue as your follow-up, the crab. No, no, the crab, the crab, the crab.
Your queue is your follow-up, not your engage, okay?
Okay.
Get the dragon, fuck off!
What the fuck?!
Okay, so now recall.
Walk in and push recall, then you can put on the top to bot folk there.
Okay, you know what I think would actually help you?
What? Okay. Uh, watch your blue, press escape.
Top off to your keyboard. Hold on.
It smells like shit on my hand.
well I'm like shit did it wipe better next time please on the blue I'm the
woman on everything I love my fingers smells like shit on my mom I don't know
do you go to the bathroom earlier yeah but I wiped what if you didn't have
enough like if you didn't have enough toilet paper rolls so as a result I went through
the paper. I'm not even kidding I'm not gonna rule that out. I gotta wash my hand bro. Hey
I gotta recall. I swear to god there's shit on my hand. I have to recall. You see no if
you have shit on your hand it's been there for the last 20 minutes whether or not it's
It's fucking still there and on the next two doesn't matter.
You need to prioritize your camps right now.
And while you're doing that-
There is shit on my finger!
One lock!
Let me see.
While you're clearing, I want you to smile your finger as punishment.
Clear your raptors and smile your finger.
No, you're raptor, they're gay.
Why are you on red?
Start smiling your finger right now as punishment.
Because the thing is that you should never even have it as the thing in your brain that
You leave your PC while you're in the middle of a gaming session.
Are you smelling your finger?
Not now, but it smells horrible.
Smell your finger now or else I'm going to crash out.
Bro, it smells like shit.
Do I actually have to smell it?
Baker did this.
Why does it smell like shit?
I actually don't know.
OK, so now you're going to look.
you're gonna look on the uh...
on the cards and then after is gonna look on the uh...
uh...
still copy of a fake or did that
i think that's it
you can believe what you want to believe
do you ever spell it
yeah
okay good
all right listen up shitty jitty
You're gonna do now is you're gonna yeah, I don't mean to kill us. You don't think so that's funny cuz I do
You don't think I can kill it you don't think so
You don't think so you don't think wait that's actually aura. Yeah, I know brown 223 gamer of the year
I guess I'll play on the the crab and then afterwards look on the dragon
Kill them all, kill them all. Smite it, smite it, smite it, smite it.
Bauer, I gotta wash my hands.
Algedy, washing hands in the middle of a league game.
Bro, he's lucky that he left when he did.
If he didn't, I would have told him to lick it off as punishment for not smiting the crab.
Oh, I didn't know that actually makes on a puke like even thinking about telling him that it generally makes on a fucking puke
I'm literally a piece of shit
Okay, Jynxie now go for your grunt. Why does it still smell my god?
Why does only my left finger pointer finger smell like shit?
because you probably put so much fecal matter on your e button on your keyboard
that every time you put it back on your keyboard now it's just gonna smell like
shit
my god you're actually right
yeah I look for this right here
this mock turns that on my screen
go okay now go for the other jogging I kind of want to go for the emu I don't
mean to jump
oh I smited away too early yep so I'm not the enemy team dog jogging because of
that too. So, Jynxie, I want to stick your left.
You know what buddy, the one time I smite early in the last month, of course it's stolen.
What's up man, this game's so unforgiving. Okay, Jynxie, I was going to say as punishment
for smiting early, I want to just stick your left index finger in your mouth.
I'm not doing that. Bro, I just smelled like she wouldn't deliver the smells like shit.
Jinxie, do you want to become the next baker or not?
Brother.
Walk to your grump and stick your finger in your mouth, and I want you to swish it around like you're brushing your teeth.
Yo, hey, Dantez? Ab so fucking mootly not, bruh.
Okay, guys, is it a W or an L? That Jinxie is refusing to do what his coach is telling him.
Okay, look for the blue now, and then I'll throw it off the bottle there.
My blade is yours.
Alright, so now what are you going to do is you're going to play on the uh...
Kitty's scaling!
Yep, no it's getting up.
Wait so why do you smite on the buffs?
Because the thing is that, so with your Q, you do every give effect damage, right?
So as a result, you always want to like use your smite on the buffs because it makes it
so that you're gonna like clear faster.
That made no sense, bro.
Why do I smite on the red buff and the blue buff?
Imagine you have a shotgun that does some damage, right?
When you sit there and you're- Wait, what did you just saw?
I was a misclicked.
Okay, look for the cap.
It's like when you're jungling, right?
Think of it like your little jungle pet gives you spray.
So the longer that you keep the little small ones alive, the faster it is to clear so you
don't have to waste time auto attacking them.
Does that make sense?
Got it.
Can I bait?
Yep.
So while you're going for this grumble, I want you to stick your finger in your mouth.
Brother, brother.
Okay, so now we're going to just look for the red.
Nice. It's not on your recovery, you're going to buy the red boots again, and then you're
going to look for the top to bot folk there.
Wait, Jinx, see?
Yeah, yeah.
If you were stranded on a deserted island, right, and you have to re-eating your own feces,
do you think that you could actually survive like that?
I think you would die literally instantly.
wait why cuz I don't think eating shit like that was good oh okay so we're
gonna now is you're gonna look for the reptile and then after reptile them I
want you to look for your bot side clear
fighting this is hard wait why why did my player start why did my player start
running away. So Nocturne has an ability that he can spawn these like chains on
you and when he does what happens is after like one and a half seconds you
start running away from him and there's nothing you can do about her. Oh of course
he does there's always there's always just some new like just oh you thought
this is gonna happen but then he had an ability that basically bended time and
and then fucked you in your tight ass.
And then this guy has an ability that spawns in a fire empress who shoots from the sun.
And then this guy has an ability who literally bends time.
And then this guy has an ability who clones himself.
And then this guy has an ability that has literal infinite fucking health.
Yup, I said it, infinite health.
And then this guy has an ability where he turns into your character in the middle of the fight.
Yes, no. In the middle of the fight, he turns into your character.
your character and then this guy has an ability that takes a fully loaded shotgun and puts
it into your fucking throat.
They're actually just one of those name scrapes.
Okay, so now what we're going to do is you're not going to fight him, okay?
Well, I'm just farming bot side and then look on the dragon.
Oh, and you know how you said that one thing about like the time machine as a joke?
Yeah.
Yeah, there are two characters that actually have it.
Of course there is.
Because, bro, none of it's a joke.
There's 170 characters and all of them have at least something cheesy.
Yeah, exactly.
It's like that's the hardest part about this game is actually knowing what you can and can't fight.
All right, and this guy's an ability that fucking takes your v-card
So we're gonna just confound the dragon
Back of these little Krugs fucking die fuck
Thanks, well, if I told you it's looking like you're gonna have a win right now
Yes, look like a 20 kill game, too
What if you never wash your finger and you start it going yourself, pshitty.
I already know you read that from the fucking chat.
No.
Now you're gonna look on the blue buff and then afterwards you're gonna look on the reset
I gotta wash my hands, shower, wash this keyboard right after this game.
What will I do?
Wait, please do start off with the keyboard or with your hands?
Brother, I don't know!
Wait, Jaxie, you're in an infinite loop because no matter which one you wash first,
The other one will always get dirty again.
Do you know what I mean?
Unfortunately, I did.
Why did I help you?
Go for Wolves, go for Wolves, okay.
You're actually in an infinite loop of IRL.
The only way to win is just to not play.
So just like, ignore it.
No bro, I'm just gonna get Windex.
Okay, I'm gonna wash my hands deeply.
Get Windex and Paper towel.
Oh, that actually works.
okay run for this one for this they got this four people are you sure yeah go on
the emu move first
nice okay now you can run away
fucking close 40 40 HP okay look for your bot side now
I have no idea why my pointer finger smells like shit. It's the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me in my life
I'm not
When sauce I be showered this morning
Fuck
You just take your hand in your pants to make this five and more. Whoa
Who's sad are you on man?
Miho, Miho, Miho. Just dressed as your coach.
Okay, look for the Gwynsus now, and then afterwards I want you to buy the, uh, yep, there you go. Good.
X-ray on to Alex's plate.
Alright, so now we're gonna play on the, uh, the Baron.
This should be a job, as long as we don't win.
Yeah.
Okay, look top.
No, no, I don't want you to do mine.
Give me a look top here.
Yeah, this Jax is not on my screen.
Don't ult for him, don't ult for him.
Yeah, he's already dead.
Are you Q over the wall to kill the- I don't know.
I was just here for the Gromp of Dislocating.
So now I want to just ping on the bang.
Ping him.
Just do it, just do it.
Alright, now I'll go.
You sure?
No one can man.
Literally no one can.
Yeah, this is bad now. Okay, go for the cap.
Yo, yo, yo, yo!
Well, to be for the only reason why it's bad is because your mouth has cancer. Go top.
Now you're gonna push top lane.
Why does my pink fingers smell like shit? I don't understand!
You can see it's because you probably wiped with only like two, uh, two sheets instead of three.
So as a result the feces
No I haven't shitting hours!
Well, did you smell your finger in that time?
No!
So maybe it's just been like this for literal hours
Should I finish?
Should I go?
Yeah, keep going
I keep pushing
See, these are the scenarios where it's like, I don't know when to stop in this scenario, you know what I mean?
You stop when somebody stops you
What?
No!
I got targeted! Let me relax for a sec!
Alright, now keep getting this.
Is that a little plus 120 payday?
Oh yeah, we like those.
Looks like no one even knows I'm here.
Yeah, because they play with like their map turned off.
Oh yeah!
Yeah, their map turned off!
I
Don't that's is that even work is that worth you got an entire turret for one death. Yeah, of course. It's worth
Turrets over with like 600 gold. It's like you just got a double kill wait. I think I got two turrets actually
But yeah, you did
No, you legit just like almost 2000 gold
Okay. Wait, Jinx, you deserve fingers. I'll swap this, am I?
Yeah! What the fuck do you think? Why do you even win the game so I can shower?
I think Ron's gonna be at my house in 10 minutes. No, 5 minutes!
Wait, wait, wait. What if anybody walks into this room and he just smelt my hand?
Bro, lock in!
Okay. Go for the Jinx, the Jinx. Okay, that was fun.
flash from flashing, you can flash, you can flash
yes, YEEEESSS
good, burn, ping barn
alright, come here dumb fox
ron's gonna be at my house in 5 minutes
well, I'm not kidding
jinxie, walleye, you need to tell ron
am I not even kidding?
you need to say ron
I just got this new hand sanitizer
smell it
NO!
Okay press W press W press W
I can't get Baron
No just wait you need to hold W
Yeah but you said press W
So you're gonna take blame for that
Or I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
You said press W I did not say LW
Okay my bad
Okay so now buy your expo until I high explain
Ryze give me up a house in 5 minutes
game because I'm a piece of shit. And my pointer finger smells like shit.
Dude, I already told you what you have to do. Ask your child if you should do that.
Wait, so Ron saw the clip that I said, dude, I put Ron set up in my bathroom,
not because it's like degrading. It's because I try to put it in my room,
but then there was double audio.
Your box
Putting a question mark like you ever I'm question literally your humanity so jinx you yours, so we just stole your problem
Nice good not bad
Okay, so what we're gonna do here is your next item is going to be let's see what's on
Hey, Jaycee, have you been using your phone?
Yeah, I'm texting Ron because he's literally two minutes away from my house.
Yeah, you might have to wash that too then.
Wash what, my phone?
Yeah.
Yeah, I will.
Wait, what if when Ron gets in your house, he takes over?
Uh, no, he's literally Irons.
Okay, so now we're gonna do something.
do so I want you to look for the red right click your what's on you need the
what's on
and then you're gonna look on the red boss I think Ron's gonna come in the room
yeah this is such a mess bro this is literally such a mess of course I'm in
some one hour long league shit fast
Okay, stop doing this or I'm gonna look mid.
Jung mid.
Low Q run.
Ah, nah, if you run Savannah then you die.
Kill it, kill it, kill it.
It's a double kill mid.
Use Q to dodge.
Okay, you're good.
Go on, go on.
Go on.
I'm in Q.
You can meet with QQ here.
Coach, what the fuck?
Yeah, so there, I'm gonna be honest, I don't wanna play on my key.
Alright, Ron's here.
Yo, Ron! Did you arrive?
Yeah, I'm outside of your house right now, I think.
Holy shit.
Yeah. Yo, alright, don't leave, don't leave anything.
Ron, go to the pool, okay?
Huh?
Where's where's your dad's turbo s that you bought it? It's in the garage you see how there's
Do you see the three?
Yeah, don't don't make anything run listen do you see the palm trees you see the palm trees
Walk straight and then there's a gate
Open the little gate and then you'll see a pool and then walk up
Yo chill chill chill don't leave anything walk walk straight and then go up the stairs to my room
You'll see a room with the light
I'm in the room that's lit up. Yeah, yeah, open. The big white door. No, no, the other
one. Go to the other one. Wait, is it going on? No, I got a sand gauge here. Yeah, go
I don't this
Jack's dead not turned
No
Oh, you know look for the brand look at the run in your team the whole W. Oh, yeah, there he is
Brown a middle league game. Hold up. Hold up
Yo, bro, how was your flight, bro?
Yo, can I hold up John says, what do I do here? Oh
Well, you should have been paying your tins of iron, but now you can recall anything of us. Okay, we go. Okay
Yeah, yeah, wait finish what? Yes. Yes. It's 30 minutes. I should be done soon
No, you can show it if you want
Bro run is this your first time in a tarpon tarpon springs?
Yeah, bro, there was like mad people just like the guys in the neighborhood eight bro. Yes, literally exactly literally
Yes, bro. That's what I was saying wait got this. I look on baron here for a for an engage
Yeah, but you're gonna want to let your team going first. Okay, so just send in my brain dead idiot teammates
You can see she's a tell Ron the finger thing. Yo, I'm not though. Hey, that's it. No, you're on. Can I just be honest with you?
I
Well, lucky I'm not lying bro my left pointer finger smells like shit. I don't know why
Okay, when you phrase it like that it sounds bad bro the bathroom is nice
Also, I was gonna put it in my room, but then there was double
Go through this current
And then go straight through the other current and then go straight through the door
go for this let's go fight fight oh it's fine relax yes yes bro your setup is next to a toilet
but it doesn't matter it's nice yes bro it's fine and we can see the audio quality it's good in
there it's either that or echo also bro I hope your minecraft skills are good
because I'm horrible
where's your kid how do you even like dude Rod do you have a pimple patch
bro yeah cuz I have a fucking nasty pimple here dude wait but how do I how
How do I what? How do I what?
You want a vape?
No, what do you mean?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you saying?
A vape? No, it's not a vape, bro.
Chat, don't listen to this guy.
This guy's fucking bullshitting.
What's up, Don't Test?
Yo, look for the barn.
Yo, Don't Test, Ron Test, what's up?
Yo, what's good, Ron?
What's up, man?
Dude, this is a very interesting setup for a guy
who makes $50 million a year.
OK.
Oh, it's a working setup.
Can I ask why my fucking background is dead?
That's a fucking joke.
Bro, it's not a toilet.
It's just next to you wait. Should I jump the a moon or no?
What should I do bro? What should I do wait jingsy genuine question? No, you're supposed to go
No, I'm not bro. I'm not bad. I'm okay. I'm brown
Okay, jingsy. How are you supposed to shit now because if you go to the bathroom?
Oh my god, oh my god
Bro, this shower is your setup!
Guys, no, listen, I'm not gonna shit next to your setup.
Bro, listen, when you say your setup is in the bathroom, it sounds worse than it actually is.
Easy, my background is a fucking bathtub.
Okay, yes, but it's a nice bathtub and it never gets used, so it's literally clean.
It's literally, it's all clean, bro. Everything in here is clean, bro.
Bro, I still
Bro, I don't know why my fingers smells like shit run my left pointer finger. I'm gonna power wash
No, wait, I think I pissed off I think I pissed one life and got pissed I'm not gonna lie
Look for the red and then try again. No, I didn't show you
No red person try run I didn't shit
no no no there's not shit chat do not listen to this guy bro this guy's the
range don't just look at it with you to see that yep there you go getting
check on you don't start yet I don't sorry yet I don't sorry up you need to
wait for your team they need to die for you okay now you can look shine gauge
the a move or go jack jack jack jack jack jack first bro run there's not
shit
Well, Ron you are sleeping in my bed
Bro, you're in jiddy's chamber bro, this is how we do it
Why do you tell me to commit and then back up don't as I didn't take a mess of luck
Back up. Yeah, look, okay. Well, never the fuck would look means
Okay, now run all the way around the shotgun and regroup with your team run around the dragon pit regroup with my team. Okay. Yes, sir
I'm about to enter flow state Ron, you're gonna wanna see this, this is gonna be a f***ing
pentakill.
Check him in, check him in.
No, no, no.
Can't come in here.
Wait, I need my brain dead.
No for the check.
Oh yeah, no, no, come in, come in, come in, come in, don't move.
No.
Dead?
Wait, come in the check, check, check, check.
Yes.
Yes, Vomible.
Kill the Nocturne.
Vomible.
Wait, why am I near sighted?
That's Nocturne ult.
Okay.
now go for more go for more
jumpy mu mu
yep
yes kin
wait the melt the melt the melt
shy
wait why not mid why not mid
wait hold tab hold tab
okay what about it
okay you're gonna have to get that soul
soul key get this mid turret then go drag
go drag and then go back
wait what Ron what Ron
bro don't take images of my fucking chair
chair bro my chair I my chair is fine bro my whole set of it's fine we're on
your gas in it man you fucking gas in it yes this is my bedroom though this is
literally where I'm doing thank you brother okay what do I write death
dance death dance no no I want to get Guardian Angel right click the Guardian
Angel why Guardian Angel shit don't ask yeah but it's because the thing is your
team's worthless and they always make you die first so you're gonna want to like
I'm going 7-9, I'm worthless. I'm a piece of shit.
Bro, I have to win this game so I can shout.
Alright, so he's actually not lying about that chat?
The reason why there's baby oil is because I lost a bet.
Yeah, I lost a bet to Ken, bro, and I had to dance to Crazy Frog.
This is all old shit, bro. I haven't used that baby oil since.
Since
Their activities
Because I forgot to throw it out sometimes look, I'm not gonna entertain this bro. I'm not running around rampage using baby
Yep, and then after you just run man
I didn't even recall I'm running down mid we run wait wait wait how many hours do you have on me John?
Oh my god
My jing see jing see ask Ron how it's possible that he's lost with
Martin
That's his head ask run how it's possible that he lost with badly Martin. Yo, yo, yo don't ask bro
Why did I pick you and then you started crying? So I have to let you go to jinxie, bro
You still did you guys lose you guys fucking lost? Yeah, we made it through the first round
You're lost you lost your fake challenger. Oh wait respond. What happened?
Yo, I'm real challenger now, ask Jynx.
No, no, it's Lemikie, bro. I watched last night.
Yeah, you couldn't get it in a day, bro.
Nah, he did get challenger today, though.
Bro, bro, Dontes, what happened to Guardian Angel there?
Wise guy? I didn't even get to respawn.
Yeah, because you don't have the item.
Oh, I'm building it.
Oh, that would have been good to know before I fucking inted the fucking game.
Well, I mean, I would expect that you would know that.
Yeah, bro, I'm Bronze 4, Dontes.
I don't know my left-ass sheet from my right-ass sheet.
You have to tell me, bro.
You understand, right?
Jynxie, the reason why isn't because you don't know.
It's because you're too busy explaining why you have a half used bottle of Giddy Oil in your bedroom.
It's not a half used bottle of Giddy Oil, or baby oil.
Bro, shh. No, it's just, I used it all in one day.
On Ken. I'm not on Ken with Ken.
Yo, those are like Joe, or who is it? I think Joe Rogan spells.
They don't work though.
Look for the blue.
Okay.
Yeah, that route works. That route is like a VPN, son.
Alright, go for the Jax.
I need to kill Jax. I need to kill Jax. Okay.
Why is his health not moving? Why does the word of God this game is ass?
So, Jax has an ability.
Jax basically grips the sun and then fucking sends a laser beam down your ass.
How many more abilities do I gotta learn downtown?
You know, so it's one of those.
So what you just saw was actually, uh, Leona.
Oh, oh! What I said was Leona, not Jacks. Okay.
Dude, there's fucking 200 characters, they all have four abilities.
My head is gonna fucking explode. I'm not even kidding.
Yeah, but it's about right.
I'll give you a call after doing the wolves.
Bro, his setup is fine. Your Jacks, bathrooms are fine.
Okay, what now they're just walking out their teams are paying them to group
Don't has just read me bro. Yeah, I like that. Okay, you got challenger man. Like your life
is fucking complete. Yeah, I'm feeling good right now, bro. I'm not gonna lie. It feels pretty nice.
Nice.
You're actually so tough for that.
Hold on.
Relax.
Okay.
I'm going to be second engage, right?
Yeah.
So, I'm just taking...
I'm trying to get to a worthless piece of shit.
It's fine.
Just pick a worthless Malkai comes mid.
Is that Malkai?
Yeah.
Where'd you see?
Oh.
Oh, just a Mimosa.
Okay, run away.
Run away.
Oh, actually, no.
This is good.
I'm actually so nice.
Okay, run in.
No top go top run top run top show us the bathroom. Yo guys, you'll see it in bronze stream, bro
Yeah, you can wait, but don't show like the whole bathroom should set up
Okay, no push push push push push
Yo, don't watch that shit
No, it's not revenge.
I was gonna run mid, run mid, cut them off, cut them off.
No, Don't have to keep changing the information!
Yes, because there's new information constantly.
Ron, listen to me.
Okay, listen, it's not revenge.
Do you see where the old desk is?
We tried to put you there, but then the audio was doubled.
You knew this might steal this, might steal the dragon.
1,400.
I'm the greatest fucking...
No, you misled us, Mike.
Yo, don't pass, bro. You know what, man?
Wait, I'm resurrecting.
Please. I forgot I could press.
Yeah. Yeah.
Jax is such a fucking pussy!
Yo, of course, bro. It's like an hour-long game.
Yo, I have to shower? My fingers smells like shit.
No, bro, we have like a, uh, dinner, bro.
I'm gonna be- I'm gonna take a two-minute shower. It's all good. What's up?
Jinzy tell Ron to get a washcloth so he can help you clean up med game
Yo, Ron, yeah, actually, you know what that is. I'm not even gonna repeat that
If you play to me we will immediately
No, but that this can't coach you to like click buttons. You're not gonna be able to do it
Also, wait, did we just lose dumps as?
Yeah, oh I into my ADC
Nice try you about power effort that's actually really not that bad
Sometimes you can lose but if you don't think you'll always win
All right, Jinxie listen, I'm getting IRL rage baited what not that means. Oh, I mean
What is this what is this good you wait, what about my PC Ron
What do you mean yo, I'm like full cam here yo run my setup isn't scuffed bro
Yo, John says a great get out of my camera. Yo, John says great games, bro
You got challenger and I got challenged I mean, what do you want me to say?
Listen enjoy your Minecraft marathon over the next few days. We'll be back on the roof soon. Okay, bro
Yeah, I need a break from the fucking rift bro before the rift rifts my fucking ass open man. I
Don't shoot him bro. Yeah. I mean, it's have a good one bro and enjoy your dinner. Yo, don't ask. Let me bro
Have a double. I see what I have a little grass on challenge a man. Thank you. Thank you
So Ron bro are you ready for Minecraft dude? Oh, maybe see me now. This is a crazy angle, bro
It's like wait am I gonna get edited now? Like you know the black bars? No, bro
This is just my shitty ass camera angle. Yo this finger right here smells like shit. I swear to God
I don't know why don't smell it don't bother on God
So why okay, so my setup there was a toilet next to it and they're shitting it and I flushed it before I came in here
So you live so you took a shit with my setup
Okay, I didn't shit on your setup. I shit next to your setup like
Bro, oh my god, I need a shower. This is bad bro run. Listen, bro
I didn't shit on your setup. Yeah, let's put off the tweet in question here, bro. Hi guys
Put up the tweet in question have mine
But how does hi-fives do this? How does it work? He has any desk hi-fives pull up the tweet, bro
You could literally just pull it up yourself if you just probably click the link like I'm sure there's a link somewhere like wait hold it up
Dude, this is my favorite email involvement. It's not even a good email. It's not very good. Yo guys high-bives put the link in the chat
Highbives or I'll rain fire down on you
Wait, so this is where you did your cosplay shit. How long that takes it up seven hours, bro
They're like seven hours, but this is where I do everything. This is very nice. It's a very calm setup
It's pretty hot here though. So that's my next question. So when the bathroom starts getting hot
Because you need to explain this to me a little bit.
Yeah, maybe move your fucking camera because they can't see.
So bro, this is a perfectly fine setup, dude.
My background is a fucking bathtub.
Yeah, that's normal.
Bro, Ron, no one uses the bathtub.
It's clean as shit.
Bro, so if I want to go shower on stream, I have to zoom in my camera and they're going
to hear me like...
No, because.
Do you want to know why?
Here's the bed cam.
We have a bad camp. It literally looks like we're out of film or perhaps it's been pulled
out of the curtain.
This is the bad camp.
Oh, fuck, oh fuck.
Jeff, you guys see that?
That's the bedroom.
Yeah, it's pointed at a fucking small ass bed, don't it?
Bro, from my high, what do you mean?
No, no, I reset.
There we go.
Okay, oh, dots out to the way, W dots as, bro.
I'm literally getting, bro.
We appreciate that, bro.
I'm literally getting off too.
Leaked tape, mentally unstable.
So I have a question.
What's gonna happen?
It's like, okay, I'll be honest with you.
When I go to bed, I'm not kidding.
This isn't for the stream.
Bro, I hump in my sleep.
No, I'm not gonna do it.
You know what I'm talking about?
You ever hump the bed and you just like,
I'm being so serious.
I don't know what I'm talking about enough.
So run.
It's not like an aggressive thing.
It's just like, whenever you sleep,
you know what I like, you move around your legs.
You know what I'm talking about?
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Hey, bro, if you start humping me,
I'm gonna beat the shit out of you, bro.
Like, yo, are you being dead ass?
I swear.
So you randomly will hump your girlfriend in bed?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I hump my bed, bro.
I think it's like, I don't know.
It's like some of the dude, I don't know.
I get agitated quickly.
So like, it's a small bed though.
You're gonna, we're gonna feel each other at night for sure.
Yeah.
What does that even mean?
What does that supposed to mean, bro?
You never thought like, oh, you know,
I have a guest coming over, maybe like a air mattress
or something like that.
Or instead you're gonna put me in the same bed as you?
Yes, bro.
Bro, dude, I could get an air mattress,
but I think it's cinema if we're in the same bed.
Okay, sure.
What do you, do you see clothes or no?
That's my next question.
I sleep in the half nude.
So I go underwear.
I mean, serious.
I go underwear, bro.
So I also go underwear.
So you want me to be in your,
just so I'm understanding,
you want me to be in your bed,
underwear, you underwear.
I hump right in the middle of the night
and your bed is probably the size of this desk.
Okay.
Okay, when you explain it like that, yeah.
And you have half a fucking bottle of baby oil that's empty.
This I can explain. Bro, this was in a class rail wager against Ken Chat,
to have a one of a chat if you were there.
I lost and had to oil up and dance to Crazy Frog. I have not used that since.
It's freaky, bro. This is freaky house, man.
But you know what? I'm excited, bro. I'm really excited.
It is, uh, it's gonna be something. How long do you think it'll take us to beat the game?
Okay, bro. Realistically? So you actually want me to do it, you told me?
Good, yes. Bro, realistically, I think you go no armor.
Can you wait but okay listen bro listen I think if you go no armor you should be
allowed to use a shield right okay and is it possible to be hardcore Minecraft with no armor
I've never done that the way I have it set up to you in the server is if we die if any of us die
it automatically resets unless we're in the end then both of us have fun but but but is that a little
mickey like what if we get to the end and then uh you die and then I kill the boss like everyone's
you have to kill the boss, you have to kill him.
Bro, but realistically if I have armor, I'm more likely to not die in the end, right?
Or am I that bad?
Yeah, I would assume so.
Bro, I think if you go no armor, this could take five days, and I'm down.
Like bro, what are you doing for the next week?
Or if you want, we could do shared health, meaning like if you get hit, I also get hit
the same amount.
So like, let's say you're a full HP and you get blown up by a creeper, you're a 1 HP,
I'm automatically set to 1 HP.
Will you finger Ron in sleep?
So like the chat is moving really fast here and that's the message that you sent out.
Fran Zuka, will you finger Ron?
Like, bro, you know, it's not even, guys, we're not even talking about, this isn't even
the subject of the discussion.
Fran Zuka, what the fuck, bro?
You actually use the Twitch chat, it is so dull, like-
Wait, what do you use, bro?
Chatter, you know, oh my god, what is chat arena? Hi guys, what is chat arena? I mean just this is like very like interesting
How you show this?
Listen, bro, I'm ready. I'm ready to become a minor tomorrow that ass. Okay. Yeah, bro
We'll both be minors, bro. All right, bro. Hey, I have to actually shower though chat like I dead
I bet I have to end the stream. I have to end the stream run my kid cracked
Yeah, why are you like how do you find these messages, bro? Dude again? This is my chat. This is like half of my chat
Yeah, if you crack let me watch Ron is mocking you. Okay
Okay, all right, okay listen, bro chat the next time you see us we will be miners bro
Yes, sir tomorrow what time like three or four depends. We need to set up some other stuff
But three or four bro check Ron's gonna be in my bed tonight if you want me to finger him let me know
All right, just
Miners, tomorrow.
Miners, assemble.
Alright, I'll see you guys tomorrow, chat for real, bro.