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Oh my god!

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Chat 9 days! Until the World Cup! The best sporting event ever!

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9 days!

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W speed man chat who do y'all got?

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Winning the world cup bro. I asked y'all this every day cuz some of y'all's answers are changing bro my I don't know

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I don't know bro. I think it's gonna be

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USA just kidding. Okay, it's not gonna be USA bro for the USA bro

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If we get out of the group stage, I'm gonna count that as a win

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If we get out of the group stage and we count that as a win, bro, if I had to predict with

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my life in the line, who is going to win the World Cup?

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Portugal.

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Portugal's the most complete team out there, bro.

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They got everything, man.

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They got fucking everything, bro.

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But it's the World Cup, you never know.

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It's single elimination.

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Anybody can be anybody.

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That's why the World Cup is beautiful.

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Bro, nobody knew Moroko was gonna do that last year.

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Wait, hi-vice.

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Wait, hi-vice.

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Wait, hi-vice.

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Yeah, hi-vice!

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Break 3.0!

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Oh, I missed that nail.

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I missed the free fire.

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Mr. Free Fire! Mr. Free Fire! Mr. Free Fire!

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I WANT TO GET HIGH! I WANT TO GET HIGH! I WANT TO GET HIGH!

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I think I have some clapping.

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High five, put it in maximum.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, what is this?

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Neverland, New Zealand, Norway, Panama,

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Airblade, Portugal, New York, Saudi Arabia,

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Singapore, Chicago, South Africa, South Korea,

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Spain, Sweden, Switzerland,

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Sweden, Turkey, USA,

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New York, Pakistan,

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Turkey, Ivory, Coast.

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not flexible

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April 9 days man

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9 days

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I'm out of breath, okay. I can't listen anymore music. I'm not

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How about you got to paste me there?

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Oh my god!

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Chatter!

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Bro, Chatter, I gotta say it, bro, off the rip.

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I miss Ron, man.

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I went into my bathroom today to go shower, and I just saw Ron's chair.

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up was gone I just saw his chair bro that he used I miss Ron man I didn't think

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I would say this I didn't think I would say this shit but I missed Ron bro you

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know all the nights he was sleeping in my bed I just I hate I just wanted him

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out of there I hated it but now it's just like I just miss Ron man we gone

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When we do the new chat bro, did y'all enjoy the Minecraft streams, bro?

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We got a generational gift out of it literally generational gift. I mean, this is the best gift I've ever seen bro like let's do this y'all

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Guys we gotta do more of those we gotta do more of those

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What's called a game marathons, bro?

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Um, I told y'all last of us part one and two. I gotta do that. Um, which of them are called it let go Batman

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I'm gonna do it, bro. I lost the punishment to those gotta do it

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Gotta do it

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The sleep streams were something else

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So chat, what do you all want me to do first bro? Let's run a poll which marathon you want me to do first let go Batman or

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or the last of us, one and two.

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Which marathon should I do first?

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Cause I'll do it this month.

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This is a new month.

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I'll do one marathon a month, I think.

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Maybe one marathon every two months.

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World Cup's coming up soon

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and I might go to a couple of games.

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So it might be hard to marathon in July

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cause I might go to the quarter finals game in Miami

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and I'm gonna go to the World Cup finals game too

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and see if I can stream that.

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Not the game just my reaction because I never knew a World Cup game so I'm gonna go to that

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But yes, bro. So chat which marathon first bro. Wait, it's actually a close poll. What?

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Check both of them. Let go Batman or last of us, bro. Which marathon first grant the number two one?

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Do grant that thought of five I already asked Chad and chat. Oh, let me go live in YouTube. I

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I already asked chat and chat said they want the last of us before GTA 5, which I think

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is better to chat because I want to do GTA 5 story mode right before GTA 6 comes out

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like a couple of weeks before because then when GTA 6 comes out, the first thing I'm

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going to do is play the story mode.

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When GTA 6 comes out, whenever that's going to be, I think November, I'm going to do a

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stream where I play the whole story mode in like, it's probably going to take like a week

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or something.

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Play the whole story mode live like non-stop Jack the divide gifted don't watch for spoilers. Obviously. Dr. Nigga for the band seek the contour

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Because yeah, GT six is gonna do story mode right bro if they push back the date again, bro

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I'm gonna kill myself bro

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Literally, bro. If they push back the date again in GTA

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Bro like that's what I need to do, bro. That's what I need to do when GTA 6 comes out

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I'm gonna play the whole story mode bro right away like right when the game comes out do not watch for spoilers

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Only watch if you're gonna play along

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Because y'all know I go pretty slow so probably pass me anyways

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But don't spoil it too if you're gonna be in there, bro. It's November, so it had a time off July

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I want to go to at least one or two World Cup games. I'm going to the quarterfinals game in Miami

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We have no idea even who's playing yet, but we already got it all set up to where we can go and stream

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We don't even know who's playing it. Literally could be Portugal Argentina

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I'm not even kidding if one of them gets second in their group and one of them gets first they would play in quarterfinals

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If they went out like bro the tickets could go up in value or down

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We don't even know yet

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We don't even know but yes, that'll be IRL that'll be IRL because you guys know I don't want to do IRL

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But I'll do IRL for a World Cup for sure. I'm so I'm so excited, bro. Last World Cup was cinema

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Logan they could pretend gifted bro. I remember um

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Um, watching art, I've watched Argentina versus Croatia live with my cousin and, uh, like

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discord, we just watched it in the screen share on like, um, I forget what the website

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is called.

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So what's the website that gives you all the, I probably shouldn't even say it, but you

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got to go to website.

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I watched that game.

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Then I watched Argentina, Netherlands.

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That game was cinema.

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Um, I watched Morocco, Portugal.

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That game was cinema and Wichita McCaldins.

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Then obviously yes, Streamy.

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Then obviously the finals, bro.

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Everybody watched the finals.

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But bro, Messi's World Cup run was insane.

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Last World Cup.

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He went off against Croatia, he went off against Netherlands, and he did good in the finals.

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It was good, bro.

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It was good, man.

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It was good, bro.

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Man said Morocco.

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Yeah, or Morocco.

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Morocco.

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Sorry, sorry, sorry.

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D-Rock, man.

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How do you pronounce it?

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Is it Morocco or Morocco?

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I don't even know.

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LRG thinking about it too hard to think about it.

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It wasn't rigged.

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The World Cup was not rigged, buddy.

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Guys, if you think about it, bro, if they

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rigged the World Cup, they would have made it Portugal

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versus Argentina in the finals.

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Could you imagine?

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Yo, imagine this World Cup.

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There's a chance it happens, because Portugal is a super team.

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Portugal is a top three team in the World Cup.

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It goes Portugal, Spain, France.

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Those are the top three teams in the world.

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Bro, imagine Portugal, Argentina, World Cup finals.

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Bro, that's gonna have two billion viewers, bro.

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Live.

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Maybe more.

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Maybe half the world is gonna watch that.

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Messi, Ronaldo, last game.

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BX to get a prime.

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You're looking cute today.

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Thank you, bro, thank you.

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Spain is overrated as fuck.

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Bro, how is Spain overrated?

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Bro, have you seen Spain's team?

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How are they overrated?

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How is Spain overrated?

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Where's the source?

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And go, they give you 10 gifted.

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Bro, Chad, I do wanna say, bro, about the Minecraft thing.

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I'm not even kidding, y'all.

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That was the best stream I ever did.

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I'm not even kidding.

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Chad, didn't even know until today, this morning,

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when I got on my Twitch,

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Bro, let me show y'all this, bro.

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Let me show y'all this, man.

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Let me show y'all this, bro.

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Let me show y'all, man.

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This shit is crazy.

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This shit is crazy, bro.

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Crazy.

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My chrome just crashed.

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Hold up one sec, I'm fixing it.

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Work up, work up, work up, work up.

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Work up, it's time to play football.

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Well, all right, chat, look, look, look, look, look.

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Let me show you.

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Sorry, chat, I'm probably like annoying today.

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I'm just energized as shit, man.

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Okay, bro, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.

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Bro, I slept good tonight because Ron was not in my bed.

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I slept good, bro.

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I slept fucking good.

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Chat, look at this.

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I didn't even know this until this morning when I chat,

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bro, chat.

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In the, we did, dude, in the Minecraft stream with Ron,

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There was 18 million different people who watched on just Twitch,

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on just Twitch. In YouTube, it was like 4 million.

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That is, bro, over 20 million people watched Minecraft on just my stream.

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In Rod, it was like millions and millions. Like, bro, it was probably like,

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bro, 25 million people clicked at that at one point. That is insane, bro.

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Insane. In the first day, 10 million. That is crazy.

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That is literally the best stream I ever did, bro. Shout out to Ron, bro.

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I'm not even kidding, chat. If it wasn't for Ron, I would have never beat that game.

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Now, chat. I was talking to Ron about it. The next time I play Minecraft,

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I might do some other stuff in Minecraft, but the next time I do hardcore,

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I'm going to try to beat it myself. How long would that take?

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Chat, what if I did a solo hardcore stream? No coach, just me. How long would that take?

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Never ending weeks. I think it would take two weeks. I'm not even kidding. I think it would take two weeks

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But maybe in a year, I might do it in a year, bro, but maybe if I get better and I learned the game a little bit

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But chat um yo, so if y'all want me to do more Minecraft stuff, what is like chat

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What is the best stuff that we could stream on Minecraft? I was talking to my younger cousin about it

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He said you can do minecraft horror with like moth that sounds kind of sick

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But what is like the best stuff?

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Yeah, I don't know what SNP is everybody. I don't know what SNP is

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Yeah, what does SNP mean? I

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Don't know what that means. What is SNP survival multiplayer. Oh, I'm stupid

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private worlds hosted by groups of friends to play.

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So Chad, we could do one of these with like a bunch

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of people, start in SMP.

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Chad, should I start one or join one?

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Should I start one or join one?

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Streamer Hunger Games?

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Okay, that's actually such a good idea.

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Bro, that is such a good idea.

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Bro, I remember playing Minecraft PVP

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when Hunger Games came out with like the cornucopia

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and shit, that was cinema, bro.

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I was so asked.

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Bro chat, do y'all remember egg wars?

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Me and my brother would play egg wars

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for like 10 hours a day on our old computer.

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So do y'all remember egg wars?

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Dude, oh my God, egg wars was such cinema!

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Where you would put the obsidian around the egg

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and then like people would try to build over to your island,

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you'd snipe them off with a bow.

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Egg wars was so good.

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Matt, think of the vibe, I'm fat, think of the vibe.

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Yeah, no, man, maybe we could make like,

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I'll ask some people, maybe we can make like a SMP server

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with like me, I think Joe would wanna join,

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Ron, maybe Keso would wanna join.

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That would be sick.

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That would be sick, bro.

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That would actually be sick.

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But yeah, I'll cook up some ideas in my path.

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DC, think of the brand.

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No, don't think of the brand.

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Joe has an SMP?

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Really?

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Joe already has an SMP.

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So yeah, basically an SMP is just like 10 or 20

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like streamers and YouTubers in a world that's sick brown.

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You should watch Rich vs Poor 1000 Player Civilization.

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It's a SMP.

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I actually saw that video.

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I didn't watch it, but I saw it pop up after I watched the,

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what was it called, chat?

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The discovering a world that doesn't exist,

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that video from a couple months ago.

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I was gonna watch that.

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I don't know about today,

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cause new siege season is out today

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and I'm probably gonna grind siege,

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but I'm gonna watch this video.

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I heard this video's like literally the best video

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in YouTube gaming like in the last year.

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Like I heard this video's peak, so I'll watch it.

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Bro, some, I don't know what it is, bro,

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but Minecraft has like the best YouTubers.

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Dude, the discovering a world that doesn't exist,

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the amount of effort that went into that video is insane.

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Like insane.

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I'm starting to get to one.

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Like, Minecraft YouTubers don't fuck around, bro.

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Like they'll spend months in a video

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MZ to get to one out of the ground. I'm seeing a lot of people are saying donut SMP. I don't know what that is Jenny mod

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I don't know what Jenny mod is

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But I don't know any of this stuff. But yes, I've got you guys with more Minecraft streams soon swear. I

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Had fun girl. I had a lot of fun in Minecraft. Oh, yeah, I think the SMP is a good idea

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Dude, we could get like me Joe Bart Ron

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Kaso would probably want to join too

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And chat with an SNP not everybody needs to be online at the same time, right?

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That'd be peak bro. That'd actually be fucking peak man

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Call it jiddy SNP bar. Hey, when does the Spurs, okay see game start?

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Is it tonight or tomorrow?

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Or no, not Spurs, okay. See sorry Spurs next

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tomorrow. Tomorrow 830 chat. I have a good question. When is the last time the next one NBA Finals?

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The New York Knicks last one NBA championship in 1973.

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Oh my god.

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So that means they never even, did they win with Patrick Ewing?

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No, they didn't.

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Ewing didn't play in the 70s.

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Bro, the New York Knicks have not won in almost 60 years.

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Check, if they win, bro, like, I don't know, I don't know who I'm going to cheer for, because

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I love when by Yama, but bro, the Spurs had Greg Popovich and Tony Parker and Tim Duncan,

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like, y'all have y'alls rings, bro.

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The Knicks, they need this.

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They need this fucking ring, man.

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Chatting mixed fans of the chat?

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Chat, who do y'all want to win?

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Not who do you think is gonna win?

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Who do y'all want to win?

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Who do y'all want to win, bro?

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Who do y'all want to win?

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That is the good question.

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Spurs lost, 1990 finals, 1999 finals.

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How many rings do the Spurs have?

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I swear, Greg Popovich won like multiple rings.

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1999 day 1, 2003 day 1, 2005 day 1, 2007 day 1, 2014 day 1.

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God damn, the Spurs have five rings.

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Yeah, bro, I don't know, man.

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I don't know.

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I do kind of want to see the next win just because of the storyline, but I don't know,

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bro.

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by Yama a lot.

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Okay, but now tell me, who do you think is gonna win?

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Like, who do you think's better?

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I think the Spurs are just gonna win, bro.

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Who the fuck is gonna guard Wemby?

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Who is gonna guard him, bro?

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Who is gonna guard him?

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He's seven foot four, he's like fast for no reason.

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He can shoot from anywhere in the court.

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He's like a putback specialist.

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He does it all, bro.

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He fucking does it all, man.

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I don't even know who is gonna guard him, bro.

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Get asked.

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Carl Anthony Towns, guys, guys,

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can Carl Anthony Towns stop Wemby, bro?

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Like I love Carl Anthony Towns, bro.

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But dude, can he actually stop Wemby?

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I don't know.

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J.M. Brunson is him, though, yeah.

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I don't know, bro.

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I don't know.

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Fuckin hell, Junko. You wanna suck Wemby any harder? Bro, I'm not even sucking him, bro. He just does everything.

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He's 22 years old, he's 7'4", he can shoot from anywhere on the court, and he's a mountain of a man.

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It's not even glazed, bro. The guy's just insane.

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Bro, it's honestly what it is. It's deserved glazed, bro. It's deserved.

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So basically me, BOWRF!

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Bro, you don't watch any basketball if you think Carl Anthony Towns can't guard.

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Bro, I know Carl Anthony Towns is a great player.

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I'm saying, is Carl Anthony Towns gonna lock up Wemba Yama for a 7 game series?

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Fuck no, absolutely not bro.

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After all that, how old is Cap, like 30 something?

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I'm gonna say, bro, I'm just gonna guess.

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I'm good at guessing ages.

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I'm gonna say cats like 32.

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I'm gonna say cats like 32.

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No, 31.

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I'm gonna say 31.

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30.

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I was one year off.

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I was one year off.

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I was one year off.

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He's not that old.

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He's not that old.

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Bro, Wenby's 22, man.

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Wenby's 22 and like five inches taller than this guy?

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I mean, my God.

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I don't know, bro.

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I don't know.

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Well, and the Spurs also have castle I

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Think it's just Spurs are winning the rank, but I kind of want to see the Knicks win the ring. I don't know bro

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The Knicks fans are like so passionate, bro. I don't know. I really don't know man

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But all right chat without further ado. We got the new season of seeds

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We got to check it out, bro. We got to check this shit out chat. It's not even Lark, bro

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It's not even Lark Lark Lark Sahore. Okay, maybe it's a little bit of Lark

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But chat the thing is man, I just I don't see when be losing guys. I just don't see it happening. I

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Don't see when be losing I

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Rec room got shut down what?

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Rec room got shut down

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Rec Room will be closing down on June 1st, 2026 at noon Pacific.

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That was yesterday.

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What?

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Rec Room shut down yesterday?

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Why?

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The platform was not sustainably profitable despite reaching over 150 million users.

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The developers stated that the operational and server costs consistently overwhelmed

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the revenue, which was further strained by high-creator payouts, shifts into the VR market

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in broader industries.

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Bro, rec room shut down.

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What?

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That game was huge.

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A lot of people play that game on Xbox.

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Bro, that game was huge, bro.

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I think I tried to stream Wreck Room one time in like 2022.

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And I think I streamed for like 30 seconds and then everyone was just screaming slurs.

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So I just got off the game.

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I'm not even kidding.

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I tried to stream it like I think one time I tried to stream it.

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Oh my God, I forgot to update the game.

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Oh wait, my internet is good!

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Whoa!

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My internet is good!

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I gotta make a TikTok!

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I forgot!

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Every time there's a new Siege season, I make the same exact TikTok.

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Every three months.

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If you know, you know.

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If you know, you know, bro.

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If you know, you know.

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Here we go, here we go.

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Here we go, here we go.

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I just say that's the wrong song.

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That's the wrong song.

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Hold it up, hold it up, that's the one.

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Perfectly perfect. Okay chat. I have to do this every season bro. It's like my back. I've been doing that tradition since like 2023

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No, like 2021

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What am I saying?

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21

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All right chat, let's grind row rank 3.0 new map doka be rework. Oh

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my god

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I'm actually so fucking excited, bro. Dude, new map, don't be reworked. Oh my god. I'm

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excited, bro. I'm excited, man.

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Check, Mike. Check, is this a fast download speed?

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Wait, it already downloaded. Wait, what? I already got 14 gigs. Well, that is fast.

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is fast. Mingo got a charm. I saw this chat. I saw this. I was if this was during Minecraft

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when I saw this, bro, I already texted mingo about this. I mingo texted me about this like

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I think a month before. So I already knew about it, but I obviously couldn't say it,

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but bro, holy W's man, holy deserve, like seriously, guys, as you know, mingo is my

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boy. If you want to get a sexy little charm, um, get mingo's charm bro for real. It supports

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him. It's a fourth siege, but it's a beautiful charm, bro. Literally, man. Um, I told him

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about deserve great player, great personality. Uh, you know, it's sick, bro. I'm I gotta

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get this wrong. I think I've already subbed him and go. Maybe I'm not though. I don't

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think I'm even use subs into it. All right, let's actually chat. Let's give some subs

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to me. Go because he got his charm today. That's like the R six tradition, bro. He got

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his charm. Let's give some subs, baby. I like the term though. It's sexy. I'm going to put

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put it on the F2 because that's Mingo's favorite gun and put it on the F2 tell us oh wait Mingo's

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in stream Mingo's in Mingo's in stream bro I didn't know he's in stream okay wait let's

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see if my card even lets me do this let's see if my card even my card I don't want to

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I'm gonna make my card bro, it is the World Cup time.

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Oh, wait, wait, wait, my card is working.

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Wait, my card is working.

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Wait, wait, wait, Apple Pay.

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200 gifted subs, 200 gifted subs.

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It is the World Cup time.

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Chat, okay, I just gifted, I just gifted,

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I just gifted, I just gifted, I just gifted.

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Thank you, got it.

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Chat, Mingo got a charm.

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He's at 8,000, top dollar.

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What?

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All right, bro.

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Every time, top dollar for us.

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OK, thank you.

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We're living together already.

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Chat, what do you mean, me?

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Chat, what do you mean?

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He's delayed.

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He's delayed.

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He's delayed.

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He's with the 250, the holy shit, Dixie.

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I love you, bro.

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That ass won't be here without you, bro.

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Oh, thank you, bro.

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Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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Thank you, man.

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chat let's do let's do a little bit more

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alright set up a full name chat let's do two more do more

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bro please don't let me don't let me do this again

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guys you said what when they get the ball right over here

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it's the World Cup time it's the World Cup time

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you boy yeah there's a person who wants out of there chat another 200 another 200 wait

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did he get another 200 or did he get another 200 another 200 holy shit Nicholas bro he's

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about to be at 10k bro yeah I love mingo man bro wow dude oh my god I gotta

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play the new map today dude I gotta play the new map today I gotta play the

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new map man all right mingo I love you baby I love you boy

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Congratulations you deserve this shit. Okay chat without further ado man chat without further ado y'all. Let's load this game up

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Let's load this game up. Jinx you watch the last of us trailer. Oh, I forgot to do that. I have to do that. Sorry

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Hey, oh, hey, oh, we owe we owe

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Which is the last of us it doesn't spoil anything right no no no no it doesn't spoil there's no way it spoils

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Yeah, this is the next game we're playing, bro.

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This is the next game we're playing, bro.

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Trailer, trailer, trailer.

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This is it, chat, right here, right here, right here.

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Wait, it's a show too?

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What?

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Chad, no spoilers, no spoilers.

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I have not seen this, bro.

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I have not seen this.

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Our first story game was Red Dead Redemption 2.

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Our next one is The Last of Us, y'all.

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What if it's true?

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Do I need to remind you what is out there?

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Zombies?

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What's the point of time?

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I had somebody that I cared about.

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And in this world, that sort of shit's good for one thing.

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Get me killed.

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I need something smuggled out of the city.

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Just cargo, Joel.

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I just want some simple gear and that to set me on my way.

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I reckon it's got something to do with that girl.

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Has got everything to do with that little girl.

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I've seen this girl before bro, I've seen this girl before man

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Hi guys, what is this bro? What?

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Can't be any worse than in here

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Can it?

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We're shitting people Joel has been that way for a long time. No we are survived. This is our chance. It is over Tess

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What are you so f-

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You're watching the wrong one, it got remastered.

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W-Oh!

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Oh!

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Now...

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The girl...

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Is she alive?

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What girl?

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I don't know, no girl!

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You're alive.

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Where?

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In the trap! In the trap!

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Here's how this thing's gonna play out.

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You do what I say, when I say it.

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Joel, I can handle it myself.

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It's called luck, and it is going to run out.

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You hear that?

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What? Who are many of them?

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You're the holiest, come on!

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You can even realize what your life means.

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Stop with the bullshit.

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What are you so afraid of?

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Wow!

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Wow, so chat, it's like a zombie apocalypse game, okay?

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All right, man, I'm gonna play that this month.

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I'm gonna play that this month.

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I don't know when yet, but I'm gonna play it this month, man.

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I got y'all, bro.

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I'm gonna try to do one game marathon every month

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or two if I can.

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But all right, chat, without further review, guys,

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let's lock the fuck in, baby.

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New season of Rainbow Six.

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Your loves use due system override rank clear ranks reset every season complete five placement matches for a new rank

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You should be ten

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Rank 3.0 the most popular playlist re-imagine introducing a simpler

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Better rank experience your skill is your rank

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No hidden system, just skill and progressions. The hidden match make rating is gone and visible ranks are now accurate reflections.

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Place of matches are back. Complete place of matches for each season. A new rank, every match counts.

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New reward system. Okay, let me plug my controller in. Chat. Lock in, baby.

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I might be washed. I have not been on Minecraft for the last four days.

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I'll never be washed, bro. I'll never be washed in this game.

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I have too many hours, bro. Okay, let me load this shit up.

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Okay, wait, wait, there we go.

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Calypso Casino! Here we go! No, not the invite. Oh my God.

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High-fives, how do I fix this?

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There's always something on this game.

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game.

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Kalypso Kaseido, and if you're going to Rainbow Six Vegas, a new section of this iconic map

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has opened the diver repellent to vertical gameplay.

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Bro, I need to turn these invites off because people are just gonna, I don't know why people

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do this.

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I don't even understand the point of having your gamer tag flash.

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Alright, hopefully that fixes it.

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Alright, bro, so let me pull up chat on my right side monitor.

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Chat, what's like the first thing we should do?

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check out the battle pass first. Hey, hey, it's the workout time. Yeah, what should we do first? What

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should we do first? What should we do first, man? Before we play Zeranky-Danky. Coleco,

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they give him a prime sub, Coleco. Pat? Bro, I don't even know what I can get from them.

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I don't know I could get maybe packs. Oh

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The new black ice packs. I forgot

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Okay, this is the first thing we have to do y'all are right watch out. Let me go get a let me go get an energy drink

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Bro, okay

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Oh, we owe you, when I am older, I will be stronger.

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They'll call me freedom, just like a waving flag.

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When I am older, I will be stronger, they'll call me freedom, just like a waving flag.

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chat what is good hi boys I'm back chat I'm back what is good boys new new season

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of siege check out food

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of course you do okay no we got a jokester in the chat what do you mean

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of course I do guys have an eight shit all day I have an eight Jack shit all

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all day. Yeah, we're gonna rip the fuck out of these packs. I'm not even getting chat.

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We're gonna rip the fuck out of these packs. I'm not even kidding. Highlights. Is there

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Is there anything new in the shop, I guess?

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Is there anything new in the shop?

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Or should I say Hive Bride?

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Jack, should I say Hive Bride?

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Wait.

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Wait.

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Oh, Nami's in the shop?

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What?

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Oh Nami is in the shop and so is Crane or what is that what I was a skin called again

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What

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Oh Nami's in the shop and Crane

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Don't mind if I do don't mind if I do

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Bro, what? Oh my God. YG with the 100 gifted! YG, thank you so much for the gifted bro,

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but you really do not have to ever gift man. Thank you so much, WYG in the chat. Okay,

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Okay, wait, chat, let's walk in.

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Chat, what is good, bro?

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All right, let's do it.

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Yo, so is this new?

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Is this old or new?

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St. Patrick bundle?

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Chat, is this old or new?

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YG, thank you so much for the hot gift.

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The WYG in the fucking chat.

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ACJ got a bundle.

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I think this, wait, is Bolo's bundle out?

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Bro, where's Bolo's?

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Chad, is Bolo's bundle out yet or no?

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That bundle was sexy, man.

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Is it out or no?

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I never had this Celsius before.

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July, what?

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Bro, I wish they dropped it this season.

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Okay, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.

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Should I play?

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Should I play?

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Oh, I'm gonna add a little bit of a delay

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because I don't want to get sniped.

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No, no, we gotta do packs.

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Chat, we pack.

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First we pack, then we play.

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Doku, we got a remaster, we already know that.

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I think she's broken.

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All right, now chat.

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I just want to say, imagine for a second

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We get Yeager Black-Eyes.

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Do your Black-Eyes packs?

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Should I do those last?

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Chad, should I do those last?

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Should I do the Black-Eyes packs last?

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Yeah, okay.

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Now, Chad, where do you go for the Black-Eyes packs?

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Is it in the battle pass?

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Where do you go?

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It's it's the workout time first now. I'm gonna do the last hack. They're the best ones. They're the best ones

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I'm gonna do the best ones last

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It's in battle pass. Okay, so first thing we do every season. We got a max out the battle pass

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We got a max out the battle pass

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What the hell

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If I buy this I get one alpha pack per month

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Dude, I told R6, whenever they do prodig events, they always do the worst drops on them that

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nobody cares about.

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Bro, Jack, could you imagine if they did drops on the next R6 major, but every two hours

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you watch, you get an alpha back?

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Every two hours you get an alpha back, bro, they would have a million viewers.

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I mean, I'm about a million, but they have a lot.

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They do that.

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They never do that.

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They never do that.

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Not worth at all.

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But, Chad, think about it.

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If you play Siege, you have to win multiple games just to get one Black guys, or one Alpha

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Pack, sorry.

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They do that.

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No, they do eSports packs, which eSports packs suck.

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Guys, trust me, I know, whenever R6 does a major, they do the eSports pack and it's

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just, you just know what you're going to get.

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They do, they did.

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Guys, I've been streaming this game for nine years.

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They've never done an event where they dropped Alpha packs.

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The reason why Alpha packs are the best is because you could literally get anything from

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an Alpha pack.

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They've never did Alpha packs.

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They did.

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evidence of them doing that. Show me the evidence of them doing that. I've literally told them to do it and they said they're like they've never done it, but they want to do it. But they literally said they're afraid it's going to mess up the market. I've literally told them. They've never done it, trust me. They do eSports facts which suck and nobody cares.

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Well, Lee check Twitter.

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Lee check Twitter.

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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All right, it's fine.

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That address already got leaked anyway.

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Yeah, I don't live there, by the way.

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How to sleep my address.

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Well, not my address, but my old, old, old, old, old address.

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It's the World Cup time.

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But yes, bro, I don't live there.

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I already leaked that on CS.

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Bro, why did it instantly just bring up my address, guys?

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I gotta adjust the PC gaming, bro.

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All right, I bought the year long pass.

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So for 80 bucks, I get 12 alpha packs.

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All right, I think I get other stuff too.

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All right.

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Okay, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.

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Now, let's, let's max this bitch out.

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Let's max it the fuck out.

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Max it out!

54:32.960 --> 54:33.920
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

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is this gonna leak this again?

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Whoa, oh my God!

54:40.800 --> 54:42.200
It's already leaked, whatever.

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It's it's the workout time

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But yeah, I know I've not lived there in fucking eight years, bro. All right, where's this thing at?

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Okay, I just bought it all Chad bought it all I bought all of it. I literally bought all of it guys. Hi guys

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Why are my credits not showing up? What the fuck?

55:08.600 --> 55:09.600
Fuck!

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I'm like, am I like CTE'd out?

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I literally bought.

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Bro, what?

55:20.000 --> 55:25.120
I'm like, what's happening right now?

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Why are my credits not here?

55:26.120 --> 55:31.120
Do I have to reset my app?

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I'm gonna screw it up

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I should be able to max out the battle pass and I bought the yearlong pass thing.

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So we should be being cheating, being cheating.

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Okay.

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Chad, when did the season go live at 11am?

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I played a lead game at 11am.

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I went like 5 and 11 on Warwick.

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I ran into this guy named, what's his name bro?

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I don't remember his name.

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Just I got him some cringe, some cringe lord.

56:53.200 --> 56:56.280
He would just sit in the bush and stun lock me every time I went for an objective with

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his Tristana.

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Like, I wanted to beat the shit out of him.

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Alright, I still have no credits.

57:07.280 --> 57:10.280
High-fives, Flaba Zaba, Zahraad.

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So, we're off to a good start.

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We're off to a good start of the new season.

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I spent $200 and my credits haven't went up.

57:22.280 --> 57:24.780
Classic. Classic.

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High-fives, what now?

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I bought credits twice.

57:30.800 --> 57:36.300
I saw my steam wallet go from $342 to $142,

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but my credits haven't moved.

57:41.000 --> 57:42.320
Derivic.

57:42.320 --> 57:46.240
I mean, has this game ever worked?

57:46.240 --> 57:47.520
Derivic.

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Like, bro, what?

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So what?

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I can't max the value class?

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Hi, Brian, what should I do?

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It's authenticating.

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Close and reopen.

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I literally just did that.

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Scammed by Ubi.

58:11.400 --> 58:12.400
It's authenticating.

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Restart your client.

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I just restarted my client.

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in your steam wallet? What do you mean? What's it? My money subtracted from my wallet. I

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was just buying credits. I used my $342 in my steam wallet to buy $200 worth of credits.

58:33.440 --> 58:41.000
My money went from $342 to $142. You can see it right there, but I have no credits.

58:41.000 --> 58:45.640
So what do I have to do? Work voodoo black magic to get my credits going? I'm already

58:45.640 --> 58:51.540
like raging. I haven't even played. I haven't even played and I'm raging. It's

58:51.540 --> 59:02.420
authenticating. Can the game just work? Yeah. Here we go, chat. Transaction. $79.99.

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In-game purchase. $79.99. In-game... oh wait. I bought the year pass twice and I

59:11.440 --> 59:18.720
never bought credits. Okay, I have CT. I bought the year past twice. No, but I did do this.

59:18.720 --> 59:24.960
I did buy credits. Walleye did. Let me hide screen. I swear I bought credit like I know

59:24.960 --> 59:34.920
I did. Because I literally clicked this. Chad, I know the screen's black. One second.

59:34.920 --> 59:40.680
Alright, how about you just saw me do that, right? Alright, now I just bought credits.

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you for your purchase. Now do I restart game? No, we got it. We got it. Okay, chat. I think

59:45.720 --> 59:50.960
I, okay, chat. Can I be honest? I think I have CT. I think I have CT, but you guys

59:50.960 --> 59:58.680
already learned that from the, from the Minecraft stream. Ooh, what is this wallpaper chat?

59:58.680 --> 01:00:03.920
Is that a leopard or a cheetah? Is that a leopard or a cheetah? Any bald knowers in

01:00:03.920 --> 01:00:08.920
the chat all right guys we have

01:00:08.920 --> 01:00:13.360
credits here we go here we go yes okay

01:00:13.360 --> 01:00:15.640
give me the battle pass give me the

01:00:15.640 --> 01:00:22.200
battle pass it's a jaguar boss it

01:00:22.200 --> 01:00:25.360
somebody said tiger yo Zeffen pass me

01:00:25.360 --> 01:00:26.880
whatever joint you're smoking if you

01:00:26.880 --> 01:00:32.280
think I said oh my god we did it wait

01:00:32.280 --> 01:00:34.480
Wait, it says level 100 out of 105.

01:00:36.960 --> 01:00:38.400
Chat has got so much dopamine.

01:00:38.400 --> 01:00:40.800
Wait, this pack opening's gonna be gigantic now.

01:00:44.760 --> 01:00:46.440
Oh my God.

01:00:46.440 --> 01:00:48.320
Oh my God, there it is!

01:00:48.320 --> 01:00:50.680
We have to do these last!

01:00:50.680 --> 01:00:53.400
Chat, oh my God!

01:00:53.400 --> 01:00:55.640
103 packs.

01:00:57.360 --> 01:01:00.120
All right, here's what we're gonna do.

01:01:00.120 --> 01:01:03.080
We're gonna go from worst packs to best packs.

01:01:03.080 --> 01:01:05.000
Chat, what's better?

01:01:05.000 --> 01:01:06.760
I don't even wanna know what's in these.

01:01:06.760 --> 01:01:10.080
What's better, the deltas or the alphas?

01:01:16.520 --> 01:01:18.360
Chat collection, I don't even wanna know.

01:01:18.360 --> 01:01:19.480
I don't even wanna know what's in it.

01:01:19.480 --> 01:01:22.260
I wanna just go in completely raw here, pause.

01:01:23.320 --> 01:01:25.840
I wanna just go in totally raw.

01:01:25.840 --> 01:01:28.200
Delta, okay, chat saying delta's better.

01:01:28.200 --> 01:01:35.400
We're gonna do we have our two best packs. These are the back. This was the best idea they ever did

01:01:35.920 --> 01:01:39.260
Two colored black eyes packs a season genius

01:01:39.840 --> 01:01:41.160
Okay

01:01:41.160 --> 01:01:43.160
Here's what we're gonna do chat

01:01:43.320 --> 01:01:50.400
We're gonna open 71 alpha packs 29 deltas, and then we're gonna finish the black eyes first. Let's rip this just get this out of the way

01:01:50.400 --> 01:02:00.400
Here we go. Do black ice first. Nope, we got to say bats for last. Bats for last, y'all!

01:02:00.400 --> 01:02:02.400
Wait, what?

01:02:02.400 --> 01:02:25.160
This game is terrible.

01:02:25.160 --> 01:02:26.160
Two game resets?

01:02:26.160 --> 01:02:28.760
I'm going to lose it in a second here.

01:02:28.760 --> 01:02:30.320
I'm actually going to lose it.

01:02:30.320 --> 01:02:31.800
Oh my god.

01:02:31.800 --> 01:02:36.800
Oh my God, name another game with more money?

01:02:37.200 --> 01:02:41.240
Oh no, name another game that's as successful as Siege

01:02:41.240 --> 01:02:42.400
that doesn't work.

01:02:42.400 --> 01:02:43.520
I don't even know.

01:02:44.400 --> 01:02:47.560
Is there a game that makes billions of dollars

01:02:47.560 --> 01:02:48.960
and doesn't even work?

01:02:48.960 --> 01:02:50.920
Or is it literally just Siege?

01:02:50.920 --> 01:02:52.600
Chats, is there any other game?

01:02:52.600 --> 01:02:54.360
Fortnite, but Fortnite works.

01:02:56.280 --> 01:02:58.680
League, okay, I guess the league's client doesn't work.

01:02:58.680 --> 01:03:05.720
Somebody in the chat has ball knowledge FIFA. Yeah, FIFA will just crash in the middle of a game and FIFA has money coming out of their ass

01:03:08.160 --> 01:03:14.160
Rocket League, I'm not gonna live row Rocket League runs smooth. I rarely have issues on Rocket League Siege

01:03:14.160 --> 01:03:19.240
It's like inviting somebody to my lobby is like performing brain surgery

01:03:19.620 --> 01:03:21.620
Like I can't even explain it either way

01:03:22.320 --> 01:03:27.400
Inviting someone to my lobby in Siege is literally like becoming an astronaut

01:03:27.400 --> 01:03:31.020
I don't even know like just getting someone in my game

01:03:33.160 --> 01:03:35.780
Dude and don't even give me start on Ubi connect

01:03:36.880 --> 01:03:43.840
Bro, let's actually do some math here. What's the state of siege? Are they are they rich? Are they going bankrupt?

01:03:43.840 --> 01:03:45.840
I don't know what's happening

01:03:46.280 --> 01:03:49.240
My game crafts converting a path like I just I

01:03:50.600 --> 01:03:52.600
Don't even know what to say

01:03:54.120 --> 01:03:57.280
All right, let's do some research on this yeah, let's do some deep digging

01:03:57.400 --> 01:04:04.400
is our Rainbow Six Siege profitable?

01:04:04.400 --> 01:04:08.400
I want to do like a two-minute just research on this,

01:04:08.400 --> 01:04:10.400
because I have to get to the bottom of this.

01:04:10.400 --> 01:04:13.400
Yes, Rainbow Six Siege is highly profitable,

01:04:13.400 --> 01:04:19.400
and it stands as one of the most successful financial pillars in Ubisoft history.

01:04:19.400 --> 01:04:20.400
Revenue Generation.

01:04:20.400 --> 01:04:21.400
Well, let's read it.

01:04:21.400 --> 01:04:35.400
Revenue generation, since its release, the game has generated over $3.8 billion in USD revenue, making it far more profitable as a standalone entity than the entire franchise like Far Cry.

01:04:37.400 --> 01:04:47.400
Historical ranking, it sits comfortably as Ubisoft's second highest grossing franchise of all time, barely trailing behind the Assassin's Creed series.

01:04:47.400 --> 01:04:54.400
So where's the money Lebowski? Where's the fucking money shithead?

01:04:54.400 --> 01:05:01.400
Like I don't know man. Where is the money going? Where's the money Lebowski?

01:05:01.400 --> 01:05:06.400
I don't- What guys? Why is my Ubisoft Connect client not work?

01:05:08.400 --> 01:05:13.400
Ubisoft's stocks. Okay wait here we go. Here's the better question.

01:05:13.400 --> 01:05:15.400
Is Ubisoft bankrupt?

01:05:18.840 --> 01:05:21.720
Is Ubisoft filing for bankruptcy? It's a common search.

01:05:22.600 --> 01:05:28.520
Ubisoft is not expected to go bankrupt as analysts and financial markets assign a very low probability

01:05:28.520 --> 01:05:36.280
to total insolvency. However, the company is facing unprecedented financial turmoil,

01:05:36.280 --> 01:05:42.600
including a record operating loss, forcing major reconstructing asset sales and deeper

01:05:42.600 --> 01:05:50.280
10 cent integration to survive. So chat, they sold shares to 10 cent to keep the game alive.

01:05:53.240 --> 01:05:57.800
Record losses, the company reported a historic operating loss of 1.3 bit.

01:05:59.640 --> 01:06:04.440
Hi, Brian, look at this. So chat, this is Ubisoft stocks in the last five years.

01:06:05.800 --> 01:06:10.760
Yo, chat, you know how normally your investor bros or your trader bros

01:06:12.600 --> 01:06:14.600
Say, bi-low? Hey!

01:06:17.400 --> 01:06:18.920
I don't...

01:06:18.920 --> 01:06:20.360
Don't buy it!

01:06:20.360 --> 01:06:21.880
Don't buy it!

01:06:21.880 --> 01:06:24.680
Like, I don't even know if this is a bi-low!

01:06:24.680 --> 01:06:27.320
I don't know if this is a bi-low, bro!

01:06:27.320 --> 01:06:30.600
Me, honey, and 91%?!

01:06:32.680 --> 01:06:33.880
Like, I don't even know if the...

01:06:33.880 --> 01:06:36.200
When is the upswing gonna happen?!

01:06:36.200 --> 01:06:37.720
My god!

01:06:37.720 --> 01:06:45.520
But here's what I understand, and like this way I just don't understand, if they have

01:06:45.520 --> 01:06:53.240
franchises like Assassin's Creed and Rainbow Six Siege, how are they literally sinking?

01:06:53.240 --> 01:06:54.240
Where's the money?

01:06:54.240 --> 01:06:56.040
Where's it going?

01:06:56.040 --> 01:06:58.560
Is it like new projects?

01:06:58.560 --> 01:07:00.320
Where's the money?

01:07:00.320 --> 01:07:01.320
Where?

01:07:01.320 --> 01:07:07.960
Assassin's Creed, but Assassin's Creed is profitable.

01:07:07.960 --> 01:07:09.620
I know it is.

01:07:09.620 --> 01:07:15.880
Assassin's Creed Black Flag was like, that game sold so many copies.

01:07:15.880 --> 01:07:16.880
The big yahoo.

01:07:16.880 --> 01:07:18.440
That doesn't even make sense.

01:07:18.440 --> 01:07:20.000
That doesn't make sense.

01:07:20.000 --> 01:07:22.680
How does yahoo correlate to Ubisoft?

01:07:22.680 --> 01:07:23.680
How?

01:07:23.680 --> 01:07:36.440
where does the money go? It has to be like new games like failed projects. Ubisoft failed

01:07:36.440 --> 01:07:46.880
projects maybe? Oh there's a list here we go. List. Well I just think you just burn everything

01:07:46.880 --> 01:07:52.200
and only focus on like your profitable games please. If not you guys are going to sell

01:07:52.200 --> 01:07:56.340
your entire company to Tencent. Ubisoft has experienced a series of canceled

01:07:56.340 --> 01:08:00.180
projects and high-profile commercial on the performances. Major canceled titles

01:08:00.180 --> 01:08:04.600
include Prince of Persia, I've never even heard of this game, Project Pathfinder,

01:08:04.600 --> 01:08:08.760
never heard of it, Project Aether, never heard of it, Assassin's Creed Singularity,

01:08:08.760 --> 01:08:18.760
never heard of it. I don't know, man. I don't know. But yeah, I don't know. Can we

01:08:18.760 --> 01:08:21.480
You just can't get the game to work, please.

01:08:21.480 --> 01:08:23.480
You guys make money from the seeds community.

01:08:23.480 --> 01:08:26.280
Just make the game work, please, please, bro.

01:08:26.280 --> 01:08:28.160
I like inviting somebody to a lobby

01:08:28.160 --> 01:08:30.480
should not be performing brain surgery.

01:08:30.480 --> 01:08:33.040
Wait, chat, look.

01:08:35.200 --> 01:08:38.920
It shows your last season win percentage and Katie.

01:08:38.920 --> 01:08:40.660
That's cinema.

01:08:40.660 --> 01:08:43.720
Dude, my stats were actually disgusting last season.

01:08:43.720 --> 01:08:45.020
I just didn't play more.

01:08:45.020 --> 01:08:46.680
If I didn't get addicted to League,

01:08:46.680 --> 01:08:48.480
I would have hit chat last season.

01:08:48.760 --> 01:08:59.160
What is this membership drop your exclusive monthly cosmetic bundle is now available in

01:08:59.160 --> 01:09:01.920
your coppers Habana Abyss Chatter set

01:09:01.920 --> 01:09:05.960
This skin is fucking fire

01:09:05.960 --> 01:09:22.400
All right guys without further ado are we ready are we ready y'all are we ready 71 alpha packs

01:09:22.400 --> 01:09:34.040
29 bravos to black ices is today the day we get Jaeger black eyes off to a rough start I'm not

01:09:34.040 --> 01:09:44.820
in the front. Wait! It was a Jaeger skin. Call me delusional, call me schizophrenic.

01:09:44.820 --> 01:09:49.640
But the first skin of the day was Jaeger. What does that mean? The numbers Mason! What

01:09:49.640 --> 01:09:51.640
What did I make?

01:09:53.240 --> 01:09:54.240
Alright.

01:09:56.240 --> 01:09:59.240
WAIT! WAIT! WAIT!

01:10:00.240 --> 01:10:01.240
Shisa.

01:10:01.940 --> 01:10:02.940
What even is that?

01:10:05.940 --> 01:10:08.440
Back to back purples? I never give back to back purples.

01:10:12.940 --> 01:10:13.940
Oh, a fuse charm.

01:10:14.640 --> 01:10:16.140
That's friggin' awesome.

01:10:16.940 --> 01:10:19.340
Bro, a fuse charm. Guys, that's so...

01:10:19.640 --> 01:10:21.640
I'm definitely going to use that.

01:10:21.640 --> 01:10:22.640
A fuse charm.

01:10:26.140 --> 01:10:27.140
Vashara.

01:10:28.140 --> 01:10:29.140
Vashara.

01:10:30.140 --> 01:10:31.140
Black Ice!

01:10:37.140 --> 01:10:40.640
Wait! Oh my god, it's actually such a good black ice, but I've had that for years.

01:10:40.640 --> 01:10:44.140
That is like, maybe the best black ice in the game.

01:10:44.140 --> 01:10:46.640
Because look at how many operators it's on, Chat.

01:10:46.640 --> 01:10:47.640
Look, dude.

01:10:47.640 --> 01:10:49.640
It's on six Ops

01:11:01.480 --> 01:11:05.840
Just give me yeah, you're black eyes. I deserve it. I'm a good kidding for you are six. I

01:11:09.280 --> 01:11:13.920
Don't know man. I'm starting to think like it's just one of those things where it's just a part of me to never get it

01:11:14.440 --> 01:11:16.440
It's a part of me

01:11:16.440 --> 01:11:21.600
chat it's not unbreakable what do you what do you mean unbreakable I've got

01:11:21.600 --> 01:11:27.360
this head here on echo nine times I had to win three ranked games for this shit

01:11:27.360 --> 01:11:30.360
we're more like

01:11:35.440 --> 01:11:38.440
Timbo bigger brother prime cooks thank you for the prime Savansky thank you for

01:11:38.440 --> 01:11:44.560
the prime D-man think about guys I just want Yeager Black I've got

01:11:46.440 --> 01:11:51.440
We're just gonna be here forever, man. Just doing these once every three months, just till the end of time.

01:11:55.440 --> 01:11:57.440
There is no light at the end of the tunnel.

01:12:00.440 --> 01:12:04.440
Oh, Bojack. There is no other side. This is it.

01:12:08.440 --> 01:12:09.440
Hold the fuck up!

01:12:09.440 --> 01:12:19.440
It's a- WAIT! It's a Gator skin! Come on! That's gotta mean something, right?

01:12:29.440 --> 01:12:33.440
I- like, you guys gotta understand, bro, I have pulled these heads.

01:12:33.440 --> 01:12:37.440
Like, I've seen these exact cosmetics for, like, eight years, bro.

01:12:37.440 --> 01:12:39.440
I'm at my wit's end.

01:12:54.440 --> 01:12:56.440
Let Ronnie open a pack?

01:12:58.440 --> 01:12:59.440
Hi guys!

01:13:00.440 --> 01:13:03.440
Hi guys, what do we think about a Ronnie pack here, bro?

01:13:03.440 --> 01:13:08.200
What if I haven't seen Roddy in two years, bro?

01:13:08.200 --> 01:13:11.560
I haven't seen Roddy in two years.

01:13:11.560 --> 01:13:12.920
I'm out of the game.

01:13:12.920 --> 01:13:14.520
I haven't seen Roddy in two years.

01:13:21.520 --> 01:13:24.240
I'll suck a wiener right now.

01:13:24.240 --> 01:13:28.640
OK, no, no, this is a sign.

01:13:28.640 --> 01:13:32.120
Is this some kind of sick joke or is it a sign?

01:13:32.120 --> 01:13:33.400
What does that mean?

01:13:33.400 --> 01:13:36.320
I get a purple Yeager Chibi!

01:13:37.480 --> 01:13:39.840
This has to mean something, right?

01:13:42.160 --> 01:13:44.120
It's a sign, boys!

01:13:44.120 --> 01:13:47.240
Bro, like, if I get Yeager Black Ice Tere,

01:13:48.640 --> 01:13:51.320
I just, I, there's, like,

01:13:51.320 --> 01:13:55.880
I'm completely, I'm completely complete in R6.

01:13:55.880 --> 01:13:58.080
Like, I've done everything at that point.

01:13:58.080 --> 01:14:00.560
I've done everything I've wanted to do in this game,

01:14:00.560 --> 01:14:02.520
besides get this.

01:14:02.520 --> 01:14:03.360
Everything.

01:14:07.280 --> 01:14:08.520
How about be good?

01:14:08.520 --> 01:14:09.760
Okay, okay.

01:14:11.960 --> 01:14:13.360
How do you been pro?

01:14:13.360 --> 01:14:16.040
The thing is, one, I'm not good enough

01:14:16.040 --> 01:14:19.680
to be a pro R6 player, and two, I don't want to do that.

01:14:19.680 --> 01:14:21.480
Bro chat, you guys realize pros scream

01:14:21.480 --> 01:14:22.800
for like six hours a day?

01:14:22.800 --> 01:14:24.160
Like that sounds miserable.

01:14:28.000 --> 01:14:30.680
Bro, pros scream for six hours a day.

01:14:30.680 --> 01:14:32.280
I'm good off that.

01:14:32.520 --> 01:14:35.880
Epic, please God!

01:14:35.880 --> 01:14:44.040
The last epic you gave me was Yeager Chibi, which means this is Yeager Black Eyes, swish.

01:14:44.040 --> 01:14:50.120
It's a fucking duplicate!

01:14:50.120 --> 01:14:53.440
I don't even remember getting this!

01:14:53.440 --> 01:14:58.040
Oh my God!

01:14:58.040 --> 01:14:59.720
Do you bot views?

01:14:59.720 --> 01:15:06.960
If you're a viewbot, type zero, and if you're a real person, type one.

01:15:06.960 --> 01:15:08.280
If you're a real person, type one.

01:15:08.280 --> 01:15:10.280
If you're a viewbot, type zero.

01:15:10.280 --> 01:15:11.280
Why?

01:15:11.280 --> 01:15:12.280
Okay.

01:15:12.280 --> 01:15:13.280
All right.

01:15:13.280 --> 01:15:14.280
Yeah.

01:15:14.280 --> 01:15:19.280
You guys are literally doing, you guys are not helping this at all.

01:15:19.280 --> 01:15:20.280
All right.

01:15:20.280 --> 01:15:21.280
Listen.

01:15:21.280 --> 01:15:25.000
If you're a real person, type, I'm a real person.

01:15:25.000 --> 01:15:28.040
If you're a viewbot, type, I'm a viewbot.

01:15:28.040 --> 01:15:30.060
If you're a real person,

01:15:30.060 --> 01:15:31.960
type I'm a real person.

01:15:35.220 --> 01:15:36.940
I'm a real person.

01:15:36.940 --> 01:15:38.880
I'm a viewer.

01:15:38.880 --> 01:15:40.040
I'm a viewer.

01:15:40.040 --> 01:15:42.620
I'm a viewer.

01:15:42.620 --> 01:15:44.520
I'm a viewer.

01:15:44.520 --> 01:15:46.200
I'm a viewer,

01:15:46.200 --> 01:15:47.300
I'm a viewer.

01:15:47.300 --> 01:15:49.200
I'm a viewer,

01:15:49.200 --> 01:15:50.440
I'm a viewer,

01:15:50.440 --> 01:15:51.700
I'm a viewer

01:15:51.700 --> 01:15:53.900
but you just type in Morse code,

01:15:53.900 --> 01:15:55.740
You should be the second one who throws the bone here,

01:15:55.740 --> 01:15:57.680
Em重來丙罔 撰我叫我圖卡 仇校

01:15:57.680 --> 01:16:08.080
for real these throw me a friggin bone I mean Jesus man

01:16:08.440 --> 01:16:11.800
all right let's lock him

01:16:11.800 --> 01:16:36.280
Yager black ice because why not?

01:16:36.280 --> 01:16:39.800
Yo yo.

01:16:39.800 --> 01:16:41.040
It's a duck dude Jinxy.

01:16:41.040 --> 01:16:44.540
Oh, what does a duck do? What does a duck do? What does a duck do?

01:16:44.540 --> 01:16:46.080
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

01:16:46.840 --> 01:16:47.540
I'm sorry.

01:16:50.640 --> 01:16:51.340
Epic!

01:16:51.640 --> 01:16:54.140
Please, God! Just give it to me!

01:16:56.140 --> 01:16:58.240
Wait, he actually looks kind of dapper.

01:16:59.440 --> 01:17:01.540
Quack. Oh, a duck do quack!

01:17:04.840 --> 01:17:06.140
A duck do quack!

01:17:07.640 --> 01:17:09.940
That's... that's genius!

01:17:11.040 --> 01:17:15.760
Okay, Clash. Like, like... Wait, why is Clash mauging?

01:17:15.760 --> 01:17:18.960
Hold on, hold on. Why is Clash mauging?

01:17:18.960 --> 01:17:24.320
Jeff, look at her jawline! What the fuck? Why is Clash mauging?

01:17:30.400 --> 01:17:30.720
What?

01:17:34.000 --> 01:17:36.160
Wait, did you see that? Did you see that?

01:17:36.160 --> 01:17:44.940
I've never seen that in my life. The pack had no color when I opened it. I've never seen that in my fucking life

01:17:46.360 --> 01:17:48.360
Yeah, good luck guys. Why not?

01:17:52.760 --> 01:17:58.160
Okay, so I would try to pronounce this skin, but I'm pretty sure if I try to pronounce whatever this is

01:17:58.160 --> 01:18:03.840
I'm gonna get canceled. So let's just call it Puffani. Yo, bro. I don't want this

01:18:03.840 --> 01:18:06.760
Puff any?

01:18:06.760 --> 01:18:11.520
Just say penis.

01:18:11.520 --> 01:18:14.240
Oh my god, post glasses.

01:18:14.240 --> 01:18:15.240
Guardiac.

01:18:15.240 --> 01:18:16.240
Sensor deployed.

01:18:16.240 --> 01:18:19.000
Guys, we're doing the black ice packs last.

01:18:19.000 --> 01:18:22.280
They're two colored black ice packs.

01:18:22.280 --> 01:18:25.280
Lock the fucking kitties.

01:18:25.280 --> 01:18:27.280
Okay.

01:18:27.280 --> 01:18:37.280
Dare I say, this is it.

01:18:37.280 --> 01:18:44.000
You know, it gets to a point.

01:18:44.000 --> 01:18:45.000
It really does.

01:18:45.000 --> 01:18:48.240
I'm level 1,430.

01:18:48.240 --> 01:18:54.360
I have dumped a lot of my child and adult life into this game.

01:18:54.360 --> 01:18:56.840
Where the fuck is the skin at?

01:18:56.840 --> 01:18:58.720
Where's it at?

01:18:58.720 --> 01:19:01.520
Everyone I know has pulled the skin.

01:19:01.520 --> 01:19:06.520
My dad, my dad's first ever black eyes was Jaeger black eyes.

01:19:07.760 --> 01:19:09.120
I have two theories.

01:19:09.120 --> 01:19:12.120
Theory one, I have the worst packed luck of all time.

01:19:12.120 --> 01:19:14.200
I stopped believing in that two years ago.

01:19:14.200 --> 01:19:17.880
Theory two, Ubisoft intentionally made it

01:19:17.880 --> 01:19:19.560
to where I cannot pull the skin.

01:19:19.560 --> 01:19:21.080
They're never gonna tell me.

01:19:21.080 --> 01:19:24.440
They intentionally made it to where I cannot pull the skin.

01:19:24.440 --> 01:19:27.500
So that way I keep opening packs forever.

01:19:27.500 --> 01:19:29.040
It has to be that!

01:19:29.040 --> 01:19:31.340
It has to be that!

01:19:31.340 --> 01:19:32.260
Never mind, let me show off.

01:19:32.260 --> 01:19:33.720
I love you!

01:19:33.720 --> 01:19:36.460
Fuck!

01:19:36.460 --> 01:19:38.020
That's like a Michael Myers skin.

01:19:43.080 --> 01:19:44.140
You have it, GenC.

01:19:44.140 --> 01:19:45.400
I have it?

01:19:45.400 --> 01:19:46.820
Oh, I have it.

01:19:46.820 --> 01:19:48.660
This guy just said I have it.

01:19:48.660 --> 01:19:49.720
Oh, OK.

01:19:49.720 --> 01:19:51.560
Thanks for telling me that I have the skin.

01:19:51.560 --> 01:19:52.060
Let me go.

01:19:52.060 --> 01:19:53.320
Let me go claim it right now.

01:19:53.320 --> 01:19:56.240
This is Glacier that I bought in the marketplace.

01:19:56.240 --> 01:19:57.760
Not Black Ice.

01:19:57.760 --> 01:19:59.320
You tell me when you see it.

01:19:59.320 --> 01:20:00.820
Just tell me when to stop.

01:20:02.440 --> 01:20:03.520
Let me know when you see it.

01:20:03.520 --> 01:20:04.680
I'll go extra slow.

01:20:04.680 --> 01:20:06.760
That's Glacier, not Black Ice.

01:20:07.620 --> 01:20:09.080
You let me know when you see it, bro.

01:20:09.080 --> 01:20:10.080
Where's it at?

01:20:10.080 --> 01:20:11.960
Where the fuck is it at?

01:20:11.960 --> 01:20:13.520
You tell me, bro.

01:20:13.520 --> 01:20:16.040
You tell me where's it at?

01:20:16.040 --> 01:20:17.840
Right there, stop.

01:20:17.840 --> 01:20:19.120
Right there, you passed it.

01:20:19.120 --> 01:20:21.600
Oh, oh, chat strolling.

01:20:21.600 --> 01:20:23.920
Oh, I passed it!

01:20:23.920 --> 01:20:25.800
Oh, I didn't think about that!

01:20:25.800 --> 01:20:29.000
I have, how many epics do I have on this guy?

01:20:29.000 --> 01:20:31.560
I have one, wait, that can't be right.

01:20:31.560 --> 01:20:33.560
I only have one purple.

01:20:33.560 --> 01:20:36.960
Oh my God, that's real.

01:20:36.960 --> 01:20:40.200
I have one epic on Yeager's Carbine.

01:20:40.200 --> 01:20:42.040
Now, Chad, do you wanna see something

01:20:42.040 --> 01:20:44.640
that's gonna send chills down your spine?

01:20:44.640 --> 01:20:45.480
Do you wanna see something

01:20:45.480 --> 01:20:47.160
that's gonna send chills down your spine?

01:20:47.160 --> 01:20:48.080
Watch this.

01:20:49.800 --> 01:20:51.200
This is the craziest part.

01:20:51.200 --> 01:20:52.480
No chat, watch this.

01:20:52.480 --> 01:20:53.840
Yeager shotgun.

01:20:53.840 --> 01:20:57.080
Watch this chat, which no one uses.

01:20:57.080 --> 01:20:59.880
Not only do I have Yeager Black-Eyes shotgun,

01:20:59.880 --> 01:21:02.560
I've packed it seven times.

01:21:02.560 --> 01:21:06.320
Do you realize the statistical anomaly of that taking place?

01:21:06.320 --> 01:21:10.560
I've packed this Black-Eyes seven fucking times.

01:21:12.640 --> 01:21:15.680
It's a mathematical anomaly.

01:21:15.680 --> 01:21:18.480
You have a better chance of winning the lottery

01:21:18.480 --> 01:21:21.200
and then packing every black ice in the game,

01:21:21.200 --> 01:21:22.720
besides taking your black ice

01:21:22.720 --> 01:21:26.240
and packing the shotgun variation seven times,

01:21:26.240 --> 01:21:28.520
which no one fucking uses.

01:21:28.520 --> 01:21:29.920
No one uses it, bro.

01:21:29.920 --> 01:21:30.760
No one.

01:21:33.280 --> 01:21:35.200
That's fine, we still have like 100 packs to go.

01:21:35.200 --> 01:21:37.440
Wait, rank map rotation.

01:21:37.440 --> 01:21:40.000
They took out Canal, I like Canal.

01:21:40.000 --> 01:21:42.280
They took out Sky, I don't mind it.

01:21:42.280 --> 01:21:44.640
They took out Theme Park, I love it.

01:21:44.640 --> 01:21:46.320
They took out Villa, Villa's my favorite map.

01:21:46.320 --> 01:21:47.360
Well, Villa's one of my favorite maps.

01:21:47.360 --> 01:21:49.000
They're like an organ in Clubhouse.

01:21:51.800 --> 01:21:53.800
So honestly, kind of shit all around,

01:21:53.800 --> 01:21:55.480
but I'm glad you got Theme Park.

01:21:55.480 --> 01:21:59.280
Like them getting rid of Theme Park is like, thank God.

01:21:59.280 --> 01:22:00.400
Remember how this shit,

01:22:00.400 --> 01:22:02.480
all right, we have 29 Alphas, 29 Deltas,

01:22:02.480 --> 01:22:04.200
and then we have the big boys at the end,

01:22:04.200 --> 01:22:06.200
the fucking big dogs.

01:22:06.200 --> 01:22:08.920
The big, bro, these packs are so sexy, by the way.

01:22:08.920 --> 01:22:11.360
Artists have been cooking lately with the ideas, man.

01:22:13.840 --> 01:22:16.000
29 chat, lock the fucking boys, let's go.

01:22:17.360 --> 01:22:23.120
Okay, that's just a steaming pile of shit.

01:22:23.120 --> 01:22:27.360
Okay, that's another steaming pile of shit.

01:22:27.360 --> 01:22:31.600
So you know the rock sound between the rock and the town?

01:22:31.600 --> 01:22:33.580
It's the biggest piece of dog shit.

01:22:33.580 --> 01:22:35.080
You know that sound?

01:22:35.080 --> 01:22:36.280
Wait, that's...

01:22:36.280 --> 01:22:40.320
Okay, for a rare, that's pretty nice.

01:22:40.320 --> 01:22:43.280
It's the biggest piece of dog shit.

01:22:43.280 --> 01:22:49.280
All right, how many cosmetics are you gonna give me on this guy, dead ass!

01:22:49.280 --> 01:22:54.280
How many Jaeger cosmetics are you gonna give me, man?

01:22:54.280 --> 01:22:59.280
All right.

01:23:06.280 --> 01:23:08.280
Do I gotta like, what do I gotta do?

01:23:08.280 --> 01:23:10.280
Lucas with the 10 gifted.

01:23:10.280 --> 01:23:15.000
Put the Yeager Black Ice in my ass, Lucas, W. Lucas.

01:23:15.000 --> 01:23:15.820
We're a chat.

01:23:15.820 --> 01:23:17.320
What do I have to do, guys?

01:23:17.320 --> 01:23:19.120
What do I have to do?

01:23:19.120 --> 01:23:20.920
Do I have to do a ritual?

01:23:20.920 --> 01:23:23.760
Do I have to sacrifice my left testicle?

01:23:23.760 --> 01:23:24.840
What do I have to do?

01:23:26.040 --> 01:23:27.600
This is every three months.

01:23:27.600 --> 01:23:28.760
It's just, it never ends.

01:23:28.760 --> 01:23:30.160
I can't get the skin.

01:23:30.160 --> 01:23:31.120
Wait!

01:23:31.120 --> 01:23:32.560
Everybody hold!

01:23:32.560 --> 01:23:33.400
This is it!

01:23:33.400 --> 01:23:36.040
Daddy Doctor with the 25 gifted.

01:23:36.040 --> 01:23:39.320
Daddy Doctor, if this is Yeager Black Ice,

01:23:39.320 --> 01:23:41.320
I'll remember you for the rest of my life.

01:23:42.760 --> 01:23:45.320
I literally shit myself for half a second.

01:23:46.020 --> 01:23:46.820
For...

01:23:47.620 --> 01:23:50.020
It kind of looks like it because...

01:23:50.220 --> 01:23:54.520
Yeager Black Ice, the front of it, looks the same, with the little chambers on the sides.

01:23:54.720 --> 01:23:57.520
It actually looks like it for half a second. I'm not even getting it.

01:23:57.820 --> 01:23:59.320
Of course it's not.

01:23:59.620 --> 01:24:01.820
It's just anything but it.

01:24:01.820 --> 01:24:12.980
It's not a Jinxie pack opening without Koklahoma and Kamihamehama.

01:24:12.980 --> 01:24:14.780
Kamihamehama we haven't got yet though.

01:24:14.780 --> 01:24:18.660
It always rears its head around the corner, trust me.

01:24:18.660 --> 01:24:20.660
It always rears its head.

01:24:20.660 --> 01:24:21.660
Black eyes?

01:24:21.660 --> 01:24:22.660
We're getting so many dupes!

01:24:22.660 --> 01:24:23.660
Just give me the damn skin!

01:24:23.660 --> 01:24:24.660
I mean come on bro, I'm actually getting lucky.

01:24:24.660 --> 01:24:28.160
So many dupes, just give me the damn skin!

01:24:29.500 --> 01:24:32.020
I mean, come on, bro, I'm actually getting lucky.

01:24:32.020 --> 01:24:33.740
Bro, if I was like a level 50,

01:24:33.740 --> 01:24:35.180
this would be the best pack I've ever.

01:24:35.180 --> 01:24:37.180
I've gotten, what, three black eyes?

01:24:37.180 --> 01:24:39.820
Four in 50 packs?

01:24:43.420 --> 01:24:45.340
I'm actually getting lucky, that's the thing.

01:24:45.340 --> 01:24:47.620
I'm getting lucky, but they're just giving me dupes.

01:24:47.620 --> 01:24:49.220
I can't do anything with dupes.

01:24:49.220 --> 01:24:50.540
We can actually open more packs,

01:24:50.540 --> 01:24:52.700
because I have renown, I just realized,

01:24:52.700 --> 01:24:54.060
I have renown, two boys.

01:24:54.060 --> 01:24:57.700
We can have to do a lot of packs today.

01:24:57.700 --> 01:24:59.580
When it's all said and done, it's going to be like 120,

01:24:59.580 --> 01:25:00.580
130 packs.

01:25:04.140 --> 01:25:07.220
But you know one thing I like that I never did?

01:25:07.220 --> 01:25:08.860
I like that you can't buy for now,

01:25:08.860 --> 01:25:10.660
and you have to actually earn it.

01:25:10.660 --> 01:25:14.540
It makes the alpha packs mean something way more.

01:25:14.540 --> 01:25:15.820
Dude, because if I could buy these,

01:25:15.820 --> 01:25:17.940
I would have got Yeager Black Eyes like six years ago.

01:25:17.940 --> 01:25:18.940
You know what I mean?

01:25:18.940 --> 01:25:25.940
I like that you actually can't buy alphas.

01:25:25.940 --> 01:25:26.940
LEYONDARIO!

01:25:26.940 --> 01:25:28.700
LEYONDARIO MI AMIGO!

01:25:28.700 --> 01:25:30.100
First legendary of the day.

01:25:30.100 --> 01:25:34.900
Let's see.

01:25:34.900 --> 01:25:36.820
It's a fucking duplicate.

01:25:36.820 --> 01:25:39.620
I mean, oh my god!

01:25:39.620 --> 01:25:42.060
Oh my god!

01:25:42.060 --> 01:25:45.740
Is every pack a duplicate?

01:25:45.740 --> 01:25:46.740
Please god!

01:25:46.740 --> 01:25:49.560
Guys, this could be it. This could be it.

01:25:49.560 --> 01:25:53.740
There's probably realistically 30 black-eyes in the game.

01:25:55.080 --> 01:25:57.080
Just land on the right one.

01:25:58.440 --> 01:26:01.640
What is that? What is that?

01:26:01.640 --> 01:26:03.640
What the fuck is that?

01:26:03.640 --> 01:26:05.640
What is that shit?

01:26:05.640 --> 01:26:08.140
No one would ever use this.

01:26:11.640 --> 01:26:13.140
We still have a lot of renown.

01:26:13.140 --> 01:26:18.620
We still have 29 deltas, and we have two colored black ice packs.

01:26:18.620 --> 01:26:19.120
Colored.

01:26:21.520 --> 01:26:22.860
Why is Clash mugging?

01:26:22.860 --> 01:26:24.300
Dude, do you see this jawline?

01:26:24.980 --> 01:26:28.180
Bro, holy jo- Oh my god!

01:26:28.660 --> 01:26:30.020
Holy jawline!

01:26:30.020 --> 01:26:31.260
What the fuck?

01:26:34.140 --> 01:26:36.500
Jinx the Act nonchalant and go get it first try.

01:26:36.500 --> 01:26:37.000
Watch.

01:26:39.340 --> 01:26:39.940
Yo, chat.

01:26:40.500 --> 01:26:42.660
Act nonchalant, you get it first try.

01:26:43.140 --> 01:26:53.980
Act nonchalant, you get it second try.

01:26:53.980 --> 01:27:00.060
Act nonchalant, you get it third try.

01:27:00.060 --> 01:27:04.140
Please.

01:27:04.140 --> 01:27:06.140
Shadow brine.

01:27:06.140 --> 01:27:07.980
Is this paying homage to Hyde brine?

01:27:07.980 --> 01:27:10.220
What does this mean?

01:27:10.220 --> 01:27:12.060
Is this paying homage to Hyde brine?

01:27:12.060 --> 01:27:14.580
We don't know, we don't know, bro.

01:27:17.460 --> 01:27:20.780
It's the World Cup time, seven more packs.

01:27:20.780 --> 01:27:22.100
We have 137,000 we're now,

01:27:22.100 --> 01:27:24.660
which I believe my math is correct.

01:27:24.660 --> 01:27:28.360
125k we're now, or gets you 25 packs.

01:27:28.360 --> 01:27:30.940
So I think we have 25 more alphas.

01:27:30.940 --> 01:27:31.780
Yeah, 25.

01:27:35.740 --> 01:27:39.100
If my math is correct, bro, if my math is correct.

01:27:42.060 --> 01:27:56.820
See this is what normally happens, I run into a wall of greens.

01:27:56.820 --> 01:27:58.940
I just run into a wall of greens guys.

01:27:58.940 --> 01:28:01.220
Yep, there it is.

01:28:01.220 --> 01:28:07.340
Once you reach this, you never get it out, like, sorry for doubting you, sorry!

01:28:07.340 --> 01:28:10.420
Oh my god, I thought it was in it, I thought it was in it.

01:28:10.420 --> 01:28:11.420
We're lucky I did.

01:28:11.420 --> 01:28:12.420
We're lucky I did.

01:28:12.420 --> 01:28:13.420
Oh my God.

01:28:13.420 --> 01:28:18.860
It's a new Black Ice, which is awesome, but I thought it was Jaeger.

01:28:18.860 --> 01:28:19.860
Because look at the sides.

01:28:19.860 --> 01:28:20.860
That looks like Jaeger.

01:28:20.860 --> 01:28:21.860
Oh my God.

01:28:21.860 --> 01:28:25.860
Guys, this is really good.

01:28:25.860 --> 01:28:30.500
Like this is one of the only Black Ices I don't have besides Jaeger.

01:28:30.500 --> 01:28:33.020
This is really good, but I thought it was it.

01:28:33.020 --> 01:28:34.520
Oh my God.

01:28:34.520 --> 01:28:37.700
I thought it was it, bro.

01:28:37.700 --> 01:28:38.700
That's no huge.

01:28:38.700 --> 01:28:42.940
Bro, how many black guys am I even missing at this point?

01:28:42.940 --> 01:28:44.420
I don't even know.

01:28:44.420 --> 01:28:46.420
Is it literally just Yeager?

01:28:46.420 --> 01:28:49.940
Chat, am I missing any others?

01:28:49.940 --> 01:28:51.900
I don't even know.

01:28:51.900 --> 01:28:52.900
I thought it was it.

01:28:52.900 --> 01:28:55.180
Guys, I thought it was it.

01:28:55.180 --> 01:28:58.540
It really could be any back.

01:28:58.540 --> 01:29:03.220
Yeah, dude, okay.

01:29:03.220 --> 01:29:05.580
So, okay guys, lock in.

01:29:05.580 --> 01:29:14.420
gonna have enough for about 30 more alphas. 30 more alphas. All right, I'm gonna predict

01:29:14.420 --> 01:29:25.100
every pack right now. First one's a green. First one's a green. I'm not mad at being

01:29:25.100 --> 01:29:34.440
wrong. We just got Valkyrie black ice for the first time ever. Could you imagine the

01:29:34.440 --> 01:29:37.320
the next purple is Yeager Black-Eyes.

01:29:39.760 --> 01:29:40.840
I'm getting so lucky.

01:29:40.840 --> 01:29:43.960
I'm getting, I, dude, this is my luckiest.

01:29:43.960 --> 01:29:46.720
I've never packed this many Black-Eyeses.

01:29:46.720 --> 01:29:48.160
They're all dupes.

01:29:48.160 --> 01:29:51.520
I mean, that's what happens when you're literally level 1400.

01:29:51.520 --> 01:29:54.080
But bro, we're running hot guys.

01:29:54.080 --> 01:29:56.520
I'm running fucking hot right now.

01:29:56.520 --> 01:29:58.640
I have like a magic touch.

01:30:00.760 --> 01:30:02.960
I've never gotten this lucky.

01:30:02.960 --> 01:30:09.080
Bro, that's like seven black ice poles in, I think, 60 packs.

01:30:09.080 --> 01:30:10.480
That's like one every nine.

01:30:10.480 --> 01:30:11.800
That's disgusting.

01:30:11.800 --> 01:30:14.680
That's actually insane.

01:30:14.680 --> 01:30:15.160
Please.

01:30:18.160 --> 01:30:18.760
It's fine.

01:30:18.760 --> 01:30:19.000
It's fine.

01:30:19.000 --> 01:30:20.800
It's fine.

01:30:20.800 --> 01:30:21.320
It's fine.

01:30:21.320 --> 01:30:21.800
It's fine.

01:30:21.800 --> 01:30:23.680
It's fine.

01:30:23.680 --> 01:30:27.760
Dude, also, we haven't got Kamihamehama.

01:30:27.760 --> 01:30:31.080
I've never had a pack opening where I haven't got Kamihamehama.

01:30:31.080 --> 01:30:34.400
I don't want to speak too soon here, but this is a good sign.

01:30:34.400 --> 01:30:36.880
If I've never pulled Kamihamehama

01:30:36.880 --> 01:30:38.520
and I've pulled seven Black Isis,

01:30:38.520 --> 01:30:40.080
something's in the air.

01:30:40.080 --> 01:30:42.300
They want me to pack it.

01:30:48.880 --> 01:30:50.320
I've never even seen this,

01:30:50.320 --> 01:30:52.680
I've never seen this man a day in my life.

01:30:52.680 --> 01:30:56.880
I don't remember, I've never seen this man a day in my life.

01:30:56.880 --> 01:30:58.180
It's actually insane.

01:30:58.180 --> 01:31:03.840
Jinxie comb your eyebrows. Yo buddy what the fuck does that even mean bro?

01:31:03.840 --> 01:31:09.480
Comb my eyebrows? What does that mean?

01:31:10.880 --> 01:31:17.080
Hey Jinxie, I'm your boyfriend. Okay you can't just like declare that and then it

01:31:17.080 --> 01:31:21.240
worked. That's not how life goes bro.

01:31:23.560 --> 01:31:26.560
Oh wow.

01:31:28.180 --> 01:31:30.980
Jinxie, can I be your family's insurance guy?

01:31:30.980 --> 01:31:31.980
No!

01:31:31.980 --> 01:31:34.260
What are you asking me, man?

01:31:34.260 --> 01:31:35.260
No!

01:31:35.260 --> 01:31:36.260
What?

01:31:36.260 --> 01:31:42.340
Jinxie, Ubisoft is holding BlackEye's hostage.

01:31:42.340 --> 01:31:43.660
It is, bro.

01:31:43.660 --> 01:31:44.660
It is.

01:31:44.660 --> 01:31:45.660
I can't get it.

01:31:45.660 --> 01:31:47.140
I can't get it.

01:31:47.140 --> 01:31:48.140
Wait!

01:31:48.140 --> 01:31:49.140
Wait!

01:31:49.140 --> 01:31:56.140
I'm already grateful for the opening.

01:31:56.140 --> 01:31:58.820
I got Valkyrie, MPX, BlackEyes,

01:31:58.820 --> 01:32:00.420
and then six other BlackEyeses.

01:32:00.420 --> 01:32:03.060
They were all dupes, but I don't care.

01:32:03.060 --> 01:32:05.660
You don't need to give me Yeager BlackEyes,

01:32:06.620 --> 01:32:09.580
but can you just do it for the one time?

01:32:09.580 --> 01:32:14.460
Like, bro, I opened literally thousands of packs.

01:32:14.460 --> 01:32:17.260
I might be over like 5K at this point.

01:32:17.260 --> 01:32:18.380
I don't even know.

01:32:18.380 --> 01:32:21.220
I've opened so many packs, please.

01:32:23.140 --> 01:32:23.980
It's a sign.

01:32:23.980 --> 01:32:27.660
It's a fucking sign.

01:32:27.660 --> 01:32:32.260
Listen.

01:32:32.260 --> 01:32:36.500
I might be schizophrenic, but it's a fucking sign.

01:32:36.500 --> 01:32:37.940
No, it's a sign.

01:32:37.940 --> 01:32:39.940
I'm telling you it's a sign.

01:32:39.940 --> 01:32:43.540
I promise it is a sign.

01:32:43.540 --> 01:32:47.900
Not one, but two Jaeger Chidis.

01:32:47.900 --> 01:32:48.900
It's a fucking sign.

01:32:48.900 --> 01:32:49.900
I'm telling you.

01:32:49.900 --> 01:33:01.860
Put the Yeager black ice in my ass.

01:33:01.860 --> 01:33:03.060
Wait another Yeager skin.

01:33:03.060 --> 01:33:04.060
Oh wait that's Bandit.

01:33:04.060 --> 01:33:05.060
Okay that's Bandit.

01:33:05.060 --> 01:33:06.060
Guys we're closed man.

01:33:06.060 --> 01:33:07.060
We're so close.

01:33:07.060 --> 01:33:08.060
I can just feel it.

01:33:08.060 --> 01:33:09.060
Coursing through the tip of my penis.

01:33:09.060 --> 01:33:10.060
We're so fucking close to this.

01:33:10.060 --> 01:33:11.060
This is our black pack opening in years.

01:33:11.060 --> 01:33:12.060
Years.

01:33:12.060 --> 01:33:20.060
of my penis. We're so fucking close to this. This is our last pack opening in years. Years.

01:33:28.380 --> 01:33:34.780
We only have 11 left. We only have 11 left, guys. Why do I not get it? Why do I not get it?

01:33:34.780 --> 01:33:41.780
We did not get Kamihamehama. What are the odds of that?

01:33:41.780 --> 01:33:47.780
You need to edge the next one?

01:33:47.780 --> 01:33:53.780
Motherfucker! Motherfucker! Fucking mar him!

01:33:53.780 --> 01:33:58.780
Oh, wait! I didn't mean to...

01:33:58.780 --> 01:34:10.780
It was do. He was right. It was actually okay. I'm through the edge strap edge me next. Okay.

01:34:10.780 --> 01:34:17.980
Okay, I'm doing the edge strap. Fucking focus. Sheissa they passed it immediately. They did

01:34:17.980 --> 01:34:24.100
a live patch. This happened sometimes. They'd live patch Johnson patch to my first ever Johnson

01:34:24.100 --> 01:34:29.200
back was a black ice look up the clip in TikTok 2022 bro I'm telling you they do

01:34:29.200 --> 01:34:35.180
live bug fixes to this the OG Johnson pack had the highest success rate of any

01:34:35.180 --> 01:34:44.220
pack method ever the OG Johnson pack was insane bring it back bro you want me to

01:34:44.220 --> 01:34:47.340
open this pack with my tip

01:34:54.100 --> 01:35:03.580
I'm flaccid, it's just gonna be really hard.

01:35:03.580 --> 01:35:05.260
I told you they nerfed it.

01:35:05.260 --> 01:35:06.260
Guys they nerfed it.

01:35:06.260 --> 01:35:12.500
I'm telling you, the penis packs don't work as well as they used to.

01:35:12.500 --> 01:35:14.740
It's hard when you're flaccid to actually open it though.

01:35:14.740 --> 01:35:18.940
You have to be like, Johnson Pax, this isn't, I'm not even trying to be funny.

01:35:18.940 --> 01:35:22.220
When you're erect, it's way easier to click the analog, because you can't click the butt

01:35:22.220 --> 01:35:42.080
it's too narrow. One more Johnson pack for the boys back home. It's hard when

01:35:42.080 --> 01:35:47.060
you're not a wrecked guys I'm telling you, hold up. You have to do this with a

01:35:47.060 --> 01:35:54.060
if you're going to do it, come on, just right there.

01:35:54.060 --> 01:35:58.060
Bro, it's Nerf Chat, it's so Nerf.

01:35:58.060 --> 01:36:00.060
Guys, it is Nerf, man.

01:36:00.060 --> 01:36:01.060
It is Nerf, bro.

01:36:01.060 --> 01:36:03.060
It is Nerf.

01:36:03.060 --> 01:36:05.060
What am I watching, yo?

01:36:05.060 --> 01:36:09.060
If you just tuned in at that, that's like the worst time you could have tuned in.

01:36:09.060 --> 01:36:11.060
We were doing an OG Johnson pack.

01:36:11.060 --> 01:36:12.060
I invented it.

01:36:12.060 --> 01:36:13.060
Well, no, I didn't invent it.

01:36:13.060 --> 01:36:18.300
Someone in my chat told me about it in like 2022 and I got black eyes first try

01:36:18.980 --> 01:36:25.020
It's oh gee, but bro. I I'm not trying to be funny when I say this. I do think

01:36:25.460 --> 01:36:30.220
The Johnson pack has buffed odds when you're erect. I'm flaccid right now

01:36:30.940 --> 01:36:35.820
It's real. It's kind of you're forcing it if you're flaccid, but Chad if you ever have a boner, listen

01:36:37.060 --> 01:36:42.980
If you ever have a boner load up R6 and open an alpha pack, I'm telling you there's a good chance you pull something

01:36:42.980 --> 01:36:43.980
I'm not kidding.

01:36:43.980 --> 01:36:46.100
They did kind of nerf it, though.

01:36:46.100 --> 01:36:47.100
Great to think about it.

01:36:47.100 --> 01:36:48.100
If you ever have a boulder.

01:36:51.260 --> 01:36:52.620
Another Jaeger skin.

01:36:52.620 --> 01:36:54.860
I've gotten like 10 Jaeger cosmetics today.

01:36:57.020 --> 01:36:57.860
I'll do it.

01:36:57.860 --> 01:36:59.820
I'll send you a video right now.

01:36:59.820 --> 01:37:02.340
I don't want to see a video of your wiener, bro.

01:37:02.340 --> 01:37:03.700
Just do the Johnson pack.

01:37:03.700 --> 01:37:04.940
I don't need a video of it.

01:37:12.980 --> 01:37:20.420
Do one with your tongue?

01:37:20.420 --> 01:37:22.580
Alright, last alpha pack, we'll do it with our tongue.

01:37:22.580 --> 01:37:27.740
Well, no, we have 60k right now.

01:37:27.740 --> 01:37:31.980
What's more greasy than analog or the buttons?

01:37:31.980 --> 01:37:34.500
I don't even know.

01:37:34.500 --> 01:37:38.100
My analog literally has dirt on it and like fingers sweat.

01:37:38.100 --> 01:37:39.620
Let's just do the button.

01:37:39.620 --> 01:37:50.620
Let's hear it about him.

01:37:50.620 --> 01:37:58.080
Well chat, we have enough for about 12 more packs, maybe 13, it depends on what type of

01:37:58.080 --> 01:38:00.780
dupes we get.

01:38:00.780 --> 01:38:03.620
If we get a legendary dupe, maybe 14.

01:38:03.620 --> 01:38:07.900
Bro, I just can't get this fucking skin man.

01:38:07.900 --> 01:38:11.420
I don't know why I really don't know why guys

01:38:17.140 --> 01:38:19.140
Know that

01:38:27.980 --> 01:38:31.100
Yeah, I don't know I don't know I'm really trying out here guys

01:38:31.100 --> 01:38:36.420
Guys, bro, I do this every season.

01:38:36.420 --> 01:38:39.660
I always open over 100 packs on the first day of the season.

01:38:39.660 --> 01:38:42.340
And it just never ends.

01:38:42.340 --> 01:38:44.100
It never ends.

01:38:44.100 --> 01:38:45.220
It really never ends.

01:38:51.420 --> 01:38:54.100
Do a chocolate starfish pack.

01:38:54.100 --> 01:38:56.140
Have eyes just scrolled up and ban him.

01:38:56.140 --> 01:38:58.020
Yo, listen, bro.

01:38:58.020 --> 01:39:01.740
You gotta be smoking like straight up gas.

01:39:01.740 --> 01:39:05.820
If you think I'm gonna do a chocolate starfish pack,

01:39:05.820 --> 01:39:07.940
what are you, deranged?

01:39:07.940 --> 01:39:10.500
Bro, no, I'm not doing that.

01:39:10.500 --> 01:39:11.780
What the fuck?

01:39:12.620 --> 01:39:14.140
Do a nipple pack.

01:39:14.140 --> 01:39:15.340
I would do a nipple pack,

01:39:15.340 --> 01:39:16.460
but then whenever I do it,

01:39:16.460 --> 01:39:19.980
you guys just say pepperoni tits or ew.

01:39:19.980 --> 01:39:21.380
So no, I'm not gonna do it.

01:39:21.380 --> 01:39:28.700
Okay fine, you didn't have to convince me.

01:39:28.700 --> 01:39:34.260
Nip slip for the boys, nip slip for the boys, nip slip for the boys, come on!

01:39:34.260 --> 01:39:36.340
Ron is getting greens!

01:39:36.340 --> 01:39:40.980
Ew, yep, there it is.

01:39:40.980 --> 01:39:48.700
Yo guys, oh also, by the way, day one, night one of when I was in sleeping with Ron.

01:39:48.700 --> 01:39:50.420
Okay, well, all right, no.

01:39:51.640 --> 01:39:53.500
When I was sleeping in bed with Ron.

01:39:53.500 --> 01:39:56.380
All right, let me fucking fully rewind.

01:39:56.380 --> 01:39:59.820
Day one of when I was sleeping in bed with Ron.

01:40:01.980 --> 01:40:06.000
How do you, day one of when I was sharing a bed with Ron.

01:40:07.280 --> 01:40:09.380
As soon as I took off my shirt,

01:40:09.380 --> 01:40:10.840
I had my phone in my hand,

01:40:10.840 --> 01:40:13.700
I just see a wall of people typing, ew.

01:40:13.700 --> 01:40:16.740
Guys, my body doesn't repulse you.

01:40:16.740 --> 01:40:22.380
Like, I understand I'm not a bodybuilder, I don't, I'm not a fucking chad, bro.

01:40:22.380 --> 01:40:24.940
Listen, bro, my body doesn't repulse you.

01:40:24.940 --> 01:40:25.940
Come on.

01:40:25.940 --> 01:40:34.940
Nip-slip for the boys, nip-slip for the boys!

01:40:34.940 --> 01:40:37.300
God damn it!

01:40:37.300 --> 01:40:45.200
Okay, we have literally, I think, five more packs after this.

01:40:45.200 --> 01:40:47.100
Let's do a leave the room pack.

01:40:47.100 --> 01:40:48.100
You know what?

01:40:48.100 --> 01:40:49.100
That reminds me.

01:40:49.100 --> 01:40:56.220
Let's do a no look.

01:40:56.220 --> 01:40:58.500
That sounded like a green.

01:40:58.500 --> 01:40:59.500
Yeah.

01:40:59.500 --> 01:41:04.340
Wait, I need to, I need to leave my house, dude.

01:41:04.340 --> 01:41:10.060
This is, how do I, yo bro, I knew it was a green off of the sound.

01:41:10.060 --> 01:41:12.820
Let me see how much I can do that.

01:41:12.820 --> 01:41:19.300
Yeah, let's actually see all right. I'm just gonna see if I can hear the packs like hear the color

01:41:19.300 --> 01:41:21.580
Okay, because they all have their own sound use

01:41:23.260 --> 01:41:29.740
All right chat eyes are closed. I'm gonna try to say what color the pack is just about the sound

01:41:34.540 --> 01:41:36.540
Here we go here we go here we go

01:41:38.100 --> 01:41:40.160
That that's epic that's purple wait

01:41:40.160 --> 01:41:49.240
That's purple. That's purple. I'm sure. Yep. One for one. One for one. Watch this.

01:41:49.240 --> 01:41:56.280
Legendaries are the loudest. Purples are the second loudest. Blues in greens are

01:41:56.280 --> 01:42:02.840
quiet, but blues and greens have different sounds. I think this is blue. I'm not

01:42:02.840 --> 01:42:17.320
be kidding. Fuck. Oh never mind chat. Holy aura, dad. Holy aura, Moss. How many black

01:42:17.320 --> 01:42:28.120
guys is that today? Ten? Jinxie, do a vape pack. Yo bro, you should be a comedian, man.

01:42:28.120 --> 01:42:30.120
Yeah, bro, let me do a vape pack.

01:42:30.880 --> 01:42:34.440
I don't have a vape. There's not a vape in this house. I don't vape.

01:42:35.080 --> 01:42:38.080
What are you? What the fuck do you want me to do? A vape pack.

01:42:43.840 --> 01:42:47.920
Do a Darth Maul pack. Hey, chat. How's that even possible, guys?

01:42:50.040 --> 01:42:52.680
All right, we have enough renown. We may as well just blow our mode.

01:42:52.680 --> 01:42:58.960
All right, I'm gonna pretend I didn't say that.

01:42:58.960 --> 01:43:03.800
We may as well just finish off our renowned here.

01:43:03.800 --> 01:43:10.960
If I'm lying, I'm flying, this feels like a purple.

01:43:10.960 --> 01:43:19.240
Excuse me, I don't want to be ungrateful.

01:43:19.240 --> 01:43:22.400
For 80 packs, that was pretty fucking good.

01:43:22.400 --> 01:43:25.480
I got a new black ice and I got like nine dupes.

01:43:26.040 --> 01:43:30.760
They like, bro, if I wasn't level 1400 and I wasn't a child, I wouldn't have

01:43:30.760 --> 01:43:32.200
unlocked so many black ice is there.

01:43:34.840 --> 01:43:35.120
All right.

01:43:35.120 --> 01:43:38.640
Now chat next up, we have our deltas.

01:43:38.760 --> 01:43:42.080
I'm not going to look in the collection because I don't know if

01:43:42.080 --> 01:43:43.560
Yeager black ice is in here or not.

01:43:43.560 --> 01:43:45.600
And I don't want to know because I want it to be a surprise.

01:43:45.880 --> 01:43:46.600
I'm going to go pee.

01:43:46.760 --> 01:43:47.280
B.R.B.

01:43:47.960 --> 01:43:48.480
I'm going to go pee.

01:43:48.480 --> 01:43:51.520
We have 29 deltas and we're saving the big boys for the end.

01:43:51.520 --> 01:43:53.520
The fucking big boys

01:44:51.520 --> 01:45:20.360
Beep, beep, beep.

01:45:20.360 --> 01:45:23.620
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, hi guys.

01:45:23.620 --> 01:45:24.960
What the fuck is this?

01:45:24.960 --> 01:45:26.840
Competitive packs.

01:45:26.840 --> 01:45:27.680
What?

01:45:35.120 --> 01:45:37.060
Mid, mid, mid, mid, mid.

01:45:37.060 --> 01:45:39.420
All right, chat, 29 deltas.

01:45:39.420 --> 01:45:41.640
Let's rip it.

01:45:41.640 --> 01:45:44.220
Let's rip it like a fucking Beyblade.

01:45:44.220 --> 01:45:46.440
29 deltas, let's dance.

01:45:46.440 --> 01:46:04.640
How is that a blue that's like the sexiest blue I've ever seen?

01:46:04.640 --> 01:46:07.720
Wait, in deltas you can't get dupes, right?

01:46:07.720 --> 01:46:11.280
There's no duplicates in deltas, right?

01:46:11.280 --> 01:46:16.280
All right, three blues in a row, okay?

01:46:16.280 --> 01:46:18.280
I mean, come on.

01:46:25.280 --> 01:46:33.280
Hey, Jinxy, do a asshole pack, and then the message under it, do a five fingers pack.

01:46:33.280 --> 01:46:35.280
I don't even know what that means, bro.

01:46:41.280 --> 01:46:47.940
retweet guys I'm not doing an asshole pack like no that's disgusting and

01:46:47.940 --> 01:46:54.460
invasive unless you guys want me to

01:46:57.340 --> 01:47:02.880
look at that booger Jinx you do a Darth Maul pack yo man what the fuck does that

01:47:02.880 --> 01:47:08.400
even mean bro what does that mean what does a Darth Maul pack mean what does that

01:47:08.400 --> 01:47:12.920
mean bro what does that even mean man

01:47:14.240 --> 01:47:19.840
almost out of water scali I have a water over here

01:47:19.840 --> 01:47:36.320
All right, um, have I got an epic yet?

01:47:36.320 --> 01:47:38.120
Go to the mall and come back.

01:47:38.120 --> 01:47:41.920
Yo bro, the Darth Maul doesn't exist!

01:47:41.920 --> 01:47:44.200
You know that, right?

01:47:44.200 --> 01:47:49.760
It's important for me to know that you know the Darth Maul is not a real place.

01:47:49.760 --> 01:47:54.000
It's not real!

01:47:54.000 --> 01:47:55.000
I win!

01:47:55.000 --> 01:47:56.000
No you didn't!

01:47:56.000 --> 01:48:04.000
The dark ball is not real!

01:48:04.000 --> 01:48:07.520
I'm literally there now.

01:48:07.520 --> 01:48:13.000
Hey, Jinxie, do a deep throat pack.

01:48:13.000 --> 01:48:18.960
Alright, guys, telling me to do sexual acts on my controller is not a pack.

01:48:18.960 --> 01:48:22.080
I mean guys come on the most I'll do is the tip

01:48:24.560 --> 01:48:26.800
Uh of my Johnson onto the analog

01:48:28.000 --> 01:48:30.000
Epic here we go wait

01:48:30.800 --> 01:48:37.200
This is our first epic in the delta packs. I don't know what's in this. I did not look at the collection. I like to go in raw

01:48:41.920 --> 01:48:46.000
Wait chat I can fart I can feel a fart coming I can feel a fart coming I can feel a fart coming

01:48:46.000 --> 01:48:59.960
I think it's silent. I think it's a silent one. Hold up. Yep, silent. Wait, chat. I feel another

01:48:59.960 --> 01:49:09.600
fart coming. I feel another fart coming. I feel another fart coming. Okay, never mind. Weaver

01:49:09.600 --> 01:49:11.600
You're banned with the 15 gifts that is...

01:49:11.600 --> 01:49:13.600
BAM!

01:49:13.600 --> 01:49:15.600
They give you the 15 gift inscriptions.

01:49:15.600 --> 01:49:19.600
BAM! Put the Yega Black Ice in your ass.

01:49:21.600 --> 01:49:23.600
28 years old by the way.

01:49:23.600 --> 01:49:26.600
Yo bro, you can't just add four years to my life.

01:49:26.600 --> 01:49:28.600
I'm 24!

01:49:28.600 --> 01:49:29.600
Wait chat, I'm onk.

01:49:29.600 --> 01:49:32.600
Yo, yo, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:49:32.600 --> 01:49:33.600
Bro chat.

01:49:33.600 --> 01:49:38.600
I started streaming when I was 17.

01:49:38.600 --> 01:49:40.160
Bro, I'm 24.

01:49:40.160 --> 01:49:44.200
Chat, I'm actually like, I'm approaching luck, bro.

01:49:47.480 --> 01:49:49.160
Bro, oh my God.

01:49:50.600 --> 01:49:54.200
I'm actually gonna be, dude, chat, I'm gonna be 30 soon.

01:49:54.200 --> 01:49:55.960
I don't even know what to do.

01:49:55.960 --> 01:49:57.880
Chat, but I guess age.

01:49:57.880 --> 01:50:00.360
The thing about age, bro, is like,

01:50:00.360 --> 01:50:02.280
I need to start, bro, I need to start working out again.

01:50:02.280 --> 01:50:04.720
Bro, when I was training for the Sidemen match,

01:50:04.720 --> 01:50:07.120
I was actually in good shape.

01:50:07.120 --> 01:50:09.080
And I'm just right back to being a blob.

01:50:09.080 --> 01:50:11.200
I feel like Ron, bro.

01:50:11.200 --> 01:50:13.080
Me and Ron are just two blobs.

01:50:13.080 --> 01:50:15.920
Listen, man, I need to actually get back to training.

01:50:15.920 --> 01:50:18.080
Because, though, Chad, there are people

01:50:18.080 --> 01:50:21.160
that are like 40 years old that have like six facts.

01:50:21.160 --> 01:50:22.200
It doesn't matter.

01:50:22.200 --> 01:50:24.200
As long as you take good care of yourself through age,

01:50:24.200 --> 01:50:25.840
doesn't matter that much.

01:50:25.840 --> 01:50:28.520
But the thing is, I'm not taking good care of myself right now.

01:50:28.520 --> 01:50:31.400
So, Chad, what I'm going to do is starting tomorrow,

01:50:31.400 --> 01:50:32.920
I'm going to go run every day.

01:50:37.120 --> 01:50:44.240
CL7, yes, CL7 is a good example, bro, but CL7 has had a six pack for his whole life

01:50:44.240 --> 01:50:45.760
and he's in his 40s.

01:50:45.760 --> 01:50:49.080
CL7 is in good shape.

01:50:49.080 --> 01:50:55.640
It doesn't matter that he's like, oh, you know what I mean?

01:50:55.640 --> 01:50:56.640
LeBron is a good example.

01:50:56.640 --> 01:51:02.640
Bro, LeBron is in his 40s and LeBron, like LeBron is in good shape.

01:51:02.640 --> 01:51:16.840
07 is not 40. I thought 07 was like 41, 42. How old is 07? Isn't Messi like three years

01:51:16.840 --> 01:51:22.920
younger than him? He is 41. Yeah, he is. He is. He is. He is. He is. He is. He is. How

01:51:22.920 --> 01:51:32.120
old is Messi? Is Messi 38? Messi is 38, right, chat? Yes, Messi is 38. Yeah.

01:51:32.120 --> 01:51:34.120
Messy is 38 Wow

01:51:34.240 --> 01:51:37.120
Bro chat I remember I remember um

01:51:38.400 --> 01:51:43.180
Watching Messy's highlights on my mom's old computer by the kitchen when I was like nine

01:51:44.800 --> 01:51:49.080
It was like his top 50 goals or something that literally got me into the sport, bro

01:51:50.080 --> 01:51:56.040
And he started training football again, bro. I was dude. I was dude. I actually had so much fun training chat

01:51:56.040 --> 01:51:57.480
Should I start training again?

01:51:57.480 --> 01:52:02.880
But there's not even like a match coming up. I just want to train anyways. It was fun like hitting good shots

01:52:05.800 --> 01:52:12.200
And bro, I actually felt like healthy bro, I would go out every like every morning and I would train it basically for every other morning

01:52:14.340 --> 01:52:22.280
Epic epic epic epic epic epic Delta pack this could be good what we know about Delta's is there's no such thing as duplicates

01:52:22.280 --> 01:52:27.360
So, if Yeager Black Ice is in this collection, I have a good chance of getting it, but I

01:52:27.360 --> 01:52:29.360
got it in the collection.

01:52:29.360 --> 01:52:33.160
Oh no, there is duplicates.

01:52:33.160 --> 01:52:34.160
What?

01:52:34.160 --> 01:52:35.160
There is duplicates.

01:52:35.160 --> 01:52:36.160
Me-ho!

01:52:36.160 --> 01:52:39.000
I thought there was no dupes in these.

01:52:39.000 --> 01:52:41.000
No, I'm thinking of bravos.

01:52:41.000 --> 01:52:43.880
Chad, I'm thinking of bravo packs.

01:52:43.880 --> 01:52:45.880
Do bravo packs still exist?

01:52:45.880 --> 01:52:50.880
Chad, do bravo packs still exist or no?

01:52:50.880 --> 01:52:52.880
Do they?

01:52:52.880 --> 01:52:54.880
Why do I have none?

01:52:54.880 --> 01:52:55.880
I have none.

01:52:55.880 --> 01:52:56.880
Okay, I assume they don't.

01:52:56.880 --> 01:52:57.880
No, okay.

01:52:57.880 --> 01:53:00.880
Yeah, because I was going to say, why do I have none?

01:53:03.880 --> 01:53:07.880
So, what the fuck is the difference between a delta and an alpha?

01:53:07.880 --> 01:53:09.880
What is the difference, man?

01:53:11.880 --> 01:53:12.880
Chad, what is the difference?

01:53:12.880 --> 01:53:13.880
Can somebody explain?

01:53:13.880 --> 01:53:14.880
Somebody's going to know.

01:53:16.880 --> 01:53:18.880
What is the difference?

01:53:18.880 --> 01:53:25.880
Different collections. Drop rates? No, I don't even know. I don't know, honestly.

01:53:25.880 --> 01:53:40.880
Delta's have specific items? Yeah. I don't know. I like, dude, what I like is I like the randomness. I don't like that they do collections.

01:53:40.880 --> 01:53:45.880
I personally think collections, when they started doing this a couple of years ago, I think it's a bad idea.

01:53:45.880 --> 01:53:52.320
I think the best part about packs is you have no fucking idea what you're gonna get if you can look into a collection and know

01:53:52.320 --> 01:53:56.560
What you're gonna get I think it's stupid. I think you should have no idea what you're gonna get literally

01:53:56.560 --> 01:54:00.620
I don't I don't like how they do that. I like how they do the mementos, but yeah

01:54:02.600 --> 01:54:09.400
They should give out mementos bro what I would do is I would make it to where like every I would only have

01:54:09.680 --> 01:54:12.360
Alpha packs and black ice packs black ice packs are a great idea

01:54:12.360 --> 01:54:17.160
They should keep those every season you give everybody like two or three. I love those

01:54:17.520 --> 01:54:24.280
But they should make it to where like every 50 alpha packs you open you get a memento or every 100 alpha packs

01:54:24.280 --> 01:54:28.040
You open you get a memento. You know what I mean? That'd be cool as fuck in my opinion

01:54:30.600 --> 01:54:35.800
Play the game I'm almost done. I'm almost done. I have six of these left and then I have the two big boys

01:54:36.480 --> 01:54:38.480
What is open to shit ton of packs?

01:54:38.480 --> 01:54:45.520
I'm about to literally drop nukes today like I'm gonna have I did I'm gonna be so locked

01:54:45.520 --> 01:54:48.240
I'm gonna have like a two-point fucking 8kd mark my words

01:54:51.680 --> 01:54:58.720
Yeah, there is dupes there is dupes man. I thought these had no dupes bro. I'm actually depressed

01:55:02.280 --> 01:55:05.920
So Chad does this mean we could still get we could still get Yeager black ice from this

01:55:05.920 --> 01:55:09.760
It's probably not in the collection. I don't even know. I don't want to know.

01:55:22.400 --> 01:55:27.900
What was that noise? What the fuck? I thought I just packed like a legendary.

01:55:29.240 --> 01:55:31.240
Why did it sound so cool?

01:55:32.140 --> 01:55:34.140
Oh my god, chat.

01:55:34.140 --> 01:55:39.740
We only have two packs left, and it's the big boys.

01:55:39.740 --> 01:55:43.100
Wait, actually, I have enough for five more alphas.

01:55:43.100 --> 01:55:46.420
I'm sorry, chat, but I do have enough for five more alphas.

01:55:46.420 --> 01:55:50.460
Five more alphas, and then we rip the monsters.

01:55:50.460 --> 01:55:54.060
Why do my games?

01:56:04.140 --> 01:56:21.300
This happened to me today? Wait, so am I just waiting for this thing? Yo, guys, guys, guys,

01:56:21.300 --> 01:56:26.500
guys, guys. Could you imagine if this was Yeager Black Eyes? Because you know how when this

01:56:26.500 --> 01:56:30.260
happens, when you reload the game, it like pops up in the main menu and you don't even

01:56:30.260 --> 01:56:34.900
get to see the animation. This would be the most depressing way to get Yeager Black Eyes.

01:56:34.900 --> 01:56:50.540
And the deogs are like, what? I clicked Escape but the pack didn't glitch. What's happening?

01:56:50.540 --> 01:56:58.540
Oh my god, it actually was epic! It was epic! Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:56:58.540 --> 01:56:59.540
No way, right?

01:57:14.540 --> 01:57:15.540
Epic, hold up!

01:57:16.540 --> 01:57:17.540
Hold up!

01:57:18.540 --> 01:57:20.540
I already got this, man!

01:57:20.540 --> 01:57:29.740
I'm just never gonna get it guys guys. I'm never gonna get it

01:57:32.300 --> 01:57:38.860
All right, man, we saved the absolute best for last. I don't know what's in the collection

01:57:38.860 --> 01:57:42.500
I have no fucking idea what is in this

01:57:43.300 --> 01:57:49.300
But these are the best packs in the game. I believe you only get two a season

01:57:49.300 --> 01:57:52.140
Maybe three. It's either two or three.

01:57:52.140 --> 01:57:54.580
Chat, do you get two of these this season or three?

01:57:57.140 --> 01:57:57.980
Two or three.

01:58:01.820 --> 01:58:03.140
You have enough for one more alpha?

01:58:03.140 --> 01:58:03.980
Wait, really?

01:58:05.020 --> 01:58:06.780
I do, what?

01:58:06.780 --> 01:58:07.820
Oh my God, you're right.

01:58:07.820 --> 01:58:10.620
Could you imagine if it's the last pack?

01:58:12.140 --> 01:58:13.380
Could you actually?

01:58:13.380 --> 01:58:14.220
Nah.

01:58:17.300 --> 01:58:18.140
Yeah, man, I don't know.

01:58:18.140 --> 01:58:20.140
I'll just never get it

01:58:20.140 --> 01:58:25.360
I don't know. All right guys. Yeah, you only get two of these a season chat

01:58:25.360 --> 01:58:28.860
You only get two of these every three months. These are the best packs in the game

01:58:29.500 --> 01:58:37.900
Last season I got nothing from these I got yin shotgun green black ice like I don't even use yin shock

01:58:37.900 --> 01:58:39.740
I'm gonna use yinch

01:58:39.740 --> 01:58:47.060
Bro, if you were one of those people that got like the pink SMG 12 black ice, you're so fucking lucky

01:58:47.060 --> 01:58:55.620
Alright man, the best pack in the game, let's rip them.

01:58:55.620 --> 01:58:58.900
The best pack in the game, let's rip them.

01:58:58.900 --> 01:58:59.900
Oh my god look at the background.

01:58:59.900 --> 01:59:01.660
Here we go, here we go, here we go.

01:59:01.660 --> 01:59:23.100
back in the game. I'm not even getting green black eyes is the work. It's the worst one.

01:59:23.100 --> 01:59:31.420
It's literally the worst one. Like why I only I've only got this color. Why do I only get

01:59:31.420 --> 01:59:43.260
this color why why do I y'all get pink black eyes I even got it please please

01:59:43.260 --> 01:59:54.380
please not bad okay not fucking bad I wish it was pink but this isn't bad this

01:59:54.380 --> 01:59:57.300
is not bad because it's all like literally one of the best guns in the

01:59:57.300 --> 02:00:02.300
Dude, if this was pink, I would have pulled my wiener out, chat.

02:00:02.300 --> 02:00:05.600
Well, all in all, WPAC opening.

02:00:05.600 --> 02:00:08.000
We got this and we got MPX Black Eyes.

02:00:08.000 --> 02:00:11.120
It's probably the only skin somebody used from this.

02:00:11.120 --> 02:00:12.760
All in all, not bad.

02:00:12.760 --> 02:00:16.360
Now chat, it's time to play the game.

02:00:16.360 --> 02:00:19.840
Boys, right through buttoe, it's here.

02:00:19.840 --> 02:00:21.400
Right through buttoe, it's here, man.

02:00:21.400 --> 02:00:23.600
Right, okay, I didn't get the light.

02:00:23.600 --> 02:00:27.200
I didn't get the light.

02:00:27.200 --> 02:00:28.880
My screen's gonna go blue.

02:00:28.880 --> 02:00:30.380
I'm adding it to the light.

02:00:49.380 --> 02:00:50.720
You have me on me.

02:00:50.720 --> 02:00:52.480
Because I still wanna be able to reach out.

02:00:52.480 --> 02:00:55.080
I'm not like sweating, sweating, like I'm sweating,

02:00:55.080 --> 02:01:01.440
I don't know about my team. I'm gonna like solo. I'm gonna solo for a little I think I'm gonna stack later. Maybe I don't know

02:01:01.440 --> 02:01:02.880
Yeah, I don't know what I'm gonna do

02:01:02.880 --> 02:01:04.640
All right chat here we go

02:01:04.640 --> 02:01:07.800
Here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go

02:01:08.040 --> 02:01:16.560
First game ever of rank 3.0 first game ever of rank 3.0. Let's do this first game ever

02:01:16.560 --> 02:01:29.700
First game ever of rank 3 but it out. Here we go. We got five placement games. It's time to lock in.

02:01:29.700 --> 02:01:37.260
Rest in peace yo bro. I'm not dead. I'm not dead bro. I just added a fucking delay.

02:01:37.260 --> 02:01:44.380
Ooh Doku we gotta rework. Okay. Doku we gotta rework but I doubt she's even gonna be playable

02:01:44.380 --> 02:01:47.020
because I think she's going to get auto banned every game.

02:01:47.620 --> 02:01:50.620
I think DokkaBeast is literally going to get auto banned every fucking game.

02:01:53.500 --> 02:01:55.580
Boys, Rank 3.0 is finally here.

02:01:55.780 --> 02:01:58.740
I've been praying for this for literally years.

02:01:59.140 --> 02:02:00.820
First game of Rank 3.0.

02:02:00.940 --> 02:02:02.580
Let's get it, let's go.

02:02:02.700 --> 02:02:04.580
We solo queue right into it.

02:02:04.980 --> 02:02:05.940
Let's see the map pool.

02:02:06.060 --> 02:02:08.340
Yep, I got streamer mode, I got everything perfect.

02:02:08.380 --> 02:02:09.580
Everything is perfect.

02:02:10.140 --> 02:02:13.020
Ooh, that's new. This is a new screen. You can see the PFPs.

02:02:14.380 --> 02:02:16.780
Don't ban Dokeby, you can't ban her?

02:02:17.380 --> 02:02:19.340
Wait, we might get the new map.

02:02:19.340 --> 02:02:20.340
First try.

02:02:20.820 --> 02:02:21.820
Let's think though.

02:02:22.700 --> 02:02:24.780
They're not gonna- well, yeah, we gotta ban Outback.

02:02:24.780 --> 02:02:27.180
Cause they're gonna ban- they're probably gonna ban Labs.

02:02:27.740 --> 02:02:29.820
Boys, we might actually already get the new map.

02:02:32.380 --> 02:02:33.180
New map!

02:02:34.980 --> 02:02:36.380
Orgen, I'm not complaining!

02:02:36.780 --> 02:02:37.620
I'm not complaining!

02:02:37.900 --> 02:02:38.700
Wait, so chat.

02:02:39.100 --> 02:02:40.780
Dokeby's un-banable?

02:02:44.380 --> 02:02:53.620
Let me get this straight, Rubysoft.

02:02:53.620 --> 02:03:00.660
Y'all made a new operator that is literally broken and y'all made it un-panible?

02:03:00.660 --> 02:03:02.900
Yup, they would have made it.

02:03:02.900 --> 02:03:09.460
I'm just gonna play Dokamy off the roof, let's just see how it feels.

02:03:09.460 --> 02:03:10.780
She has a new gun too.

02:03:10.780 --> 02:03:11.780
Is this gun good?

02:03:11.780 --> 02:03:14.220
Chat, is this- oh, I got my new black eyes too.

02:03:14.220 --> 02:03:15.420
Chas, this gun good?

02:03:20.380 --> 02:03:21.300
It's the same with the new map.

02:03:21.300 --> 02:03:22.580
No, I like that they do it from the new map.

02:03:22.580 --> 02:03:23.460
I like that.

02:03:23.820 --> 02:03:26.140
Because here's the thing about the siege community, bro.

02:03:26.700 --> 02:03:28.100
The thing about the siege community is,

02:03:28.180 --> 02:03:30.180
uh, everyone complains about literally everything.

02:03:30.180 --> 02:03:31.980
Like, a new op, they complain.

02:03:31.980 --> 02:03:32.980
A new map, they complain.

02:03:33.220 --> 02:03:34.700
I like learning the new maps,

02:03:35.140 --> 02:03:36.300
but some of them are shit.

02:03:36.300 --> 02:03:39.220
Like, I just think Emerald Plains is a dog shit fucking map.

02:03:40.740 --> 02:03:42.260
Because here's what used to happen here, Bob.

02:03:42.260 --> 02:03:47.300
Way back in the day in Siege, people would complain about oh, there's never any new maps

02:03:47.300 --> 02:03:51.580
And then they would get a new map and they would just spam ban it. They would get a new rework

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They would spam ban it. That's how the Siege community is. They ask for new content and then they ban it

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The thing is though, Dogevies literally broke it like you should be able to ban a broken up

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An op is weighted on a map. A map is fine. It's ranked. It's not Pro League

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But bro, an operator you should have every fucking right to ban an operator

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because that actually affects your rank. Where's the Jinxie Charm? Oh there it is.

02:04:17.840 --> 02:04:22.840
Beautiful. Alright I'm gonna try the new gun of the new op. Let's just see. Let's see.

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New gun, new op, first game. Everybody's in their place. Let's get it. My sense feels

02:04:27.760 --> 02:04:31.960
really weird. Alright this is what happens when you play Minecraft for five

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days continuously or four days.

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Alright, first thing I'm noticing about this gun, it takes fucking forever to scope in.

02:04:49.780 --> 02:04:53.180
It takes fucking forever to scope in.

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Oh my god.

02:04:54.680 --> 02:05:06.500
Alright, now the way Doug will be wh-

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So I know Mewtons, but it's a Mewt.

02:05:13.940 --> 02:05:16.500
It might not be good against Mewt.

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Did you check? Did you?

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You fell off the fucking roof, didn't you?

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Oh my god! You dumbass!

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You fell off the roof!

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My teammate's going to res him.

02:05:43.500 --> 02:05:47.500
How does this work?

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Failed.

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Wait, what?

02:05:49.500 --> 02:05:56.500
Oh, that's why.

02:05:56.500 --> 02:06:17.500
I'm gonna have to adjust to this why does my drone sensitivity feel weird why is my

02:06:17.500 --> 02:06:37.500
my dronics have to be horrible. This is not good, boys.

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The friendly last operator standing.

02:06:50.700 --> 02:06:56.020
Did I not quickpeak?

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What the fuck?

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He flicked on me, man!

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Wait, I didn't have cams?

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All Friendlies have been laid-

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Ch- Am I like ass?

02:07:09.460 --> 02:07:11.460
Wait, when could I have hacked?

02:07:11.460 --> 02:07:12.460
Whose body was that?

02:07:12.460 --> 02:07:14.460
Whose body was that?

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Who could I have hacked?

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Who died?

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Welcome to PC.

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Yeah bro, I'm gonna be honest, on PC people can hit shots like crazy,

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cause they can just swipe to your head.

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You can, you can hack, wait, wait, have I said it again?

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You can hack through anything now, you don't even have to be around it.

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Habos, what do you mean? But don't I have to be on a dead body to hack?

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Habos, are you saying that with doke-a-bee, I don't have to be on a dead body?

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Or I do.

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You can hack when you're across the map.

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So I can hack cams on any dead body any dead body

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We need to locate a bomb

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You can hack cameras through walls

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BOWER

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So I thought they just made her broken with like the 1v1 scenarios, but now she's just fully broken

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broken I'm gonna be out her new gun does feel horrible though but who cares

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because she has a DMR his DMR and the boss to eat she's just kind of like

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broken I don't really know what to say she's just broken use compensator on it

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bro I want to scope in faster on it 10 seconds ago I'm gonna use the angled

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grip and comp I want us the scoping in takes way too fucking long way too long

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You found a bomb. Make your way to its location and defuse it.

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Okay, this feels better.

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I hate when people do this.

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You're just never gonna let me shoot it? Alright, thank you.

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This feels way better.

02:09:22.600 --> 02:09:25.600
I hate when my teammates like weave in and out of where I'm aiming.

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It's like, do you want to be team killed?

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Alright, this looks un-pushable.

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Bro, bro, bro, unless I can burn, maybe I can burn.

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You gotta go now.

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Throw your nades, throw your nades.

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And a snake only has one.

02:09:45.300 --> 02:09:48.380
Why does my drone sensitivity feel bugged?

02:09:48.380 --> 02:09:50.900
What is this?

02:09:50.900 --> 02:09:54.380
Why is my drone sense bugged?

02:09:54.380 --> 02:09:56.380
What?

02:09:56.380 --> 02:10:00.980
Yeah, this was always a back stairs hit

02:10:02.100 --> 02:10:07.060
Why are you needing now? I gotta just get away from my team. I get a lobotomy every time I watch this

02:10:08.500 --> 02:10:12.900
Yo grim you could have burnt with me and snake, but you guys did it

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Who's the most likely person to be roaming by the unfound guy

02:10:23.780 --> 02:10:25.780
Are there skate

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I like I don't should I team kill them or just wait for him to die?

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How do you hack cams like actually how how do you do it how do you hack cams

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How what button do I click look at the camera

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Oh, okay, that's unbalanced

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This this this operate is broken yo yo yo I can click a button in hatcams like what

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What?

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This operator is broken!

02:11:57.280 --> 02:11:59.280
Oh, it only lasts? Wait, how long does it last?

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Chat, how long does it last? How long? How long? How long?

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Wait, ban me a ban me a ban me a ban. I don't want them to have any counter to do it, could be.

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Use laser on the, on what?

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Laser to scope in faster? Wait, what? Laser makes you scope in faster? Since when? Like

02:12:32.520 --> 02:12:41.600
as of today? VAS? You can scope in quicker? Mute doesn't count or doke it anymore. Oh my

02:12:41.600 --> 02:12:48.200
god. So you can't ban it. Oh yeah, I remember that in the reel. You can't ban it. Mute doesn't

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counter it. You can hack cameras from across the map and they have to answer

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the call or they take 50 damage and get lit on fire.

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All right.

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Yeah, this is a broken op. This op is fucking broken. I have no other words for it, though.

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This op is fucking broken.

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Two borough counter serve, but like dude here's the thing if you're using two borough on literally doka be calls

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Like that means you're not using them to trick the breach

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Like it's all bad bro

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I read things so I could call them chat Yeager's Roman shot his head on Yeager

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Dude shot his head on him I should yeah

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Wait, I think Jager left yeah, this was barricaded from the inside

02:14:18.200 --> 02:14:29.000
he walked up laundry save a lot he brought

02:14:30.800 --> 02:14:43.120
mom bro he walked up laundry like think are you right there it's all good man I'm

02:14:43.120 --> 02:14:46.440
just gonna literally kick the shit out of the steam on defense I don't know

02:14:46.440 --> 02:14:50.480
I don't think I'm gonna join game thinking against it for a bigger reply gives it baby

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Jager was roaming chat Jager was roaming the whole time Jager was roaming the entire time

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Boss

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Got a one friendly spoi got emerald already

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Wait, wait, wait, I wanna see anchors right here.

02:15:17.420 --> 02:15:19.620
This could be a free kill.

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Bro, Finka, you gotta peek eventually.

02:15:23.660 --> 02:15:27.460
Finka, you have to peek to win.

02:15:27.460 --> 02:15:29.020
Why are we aiming at penis level?

02:15:29.020 --> 02:15:33.060
Why are we aiming at penis level?

02:15:33.060 --> 02:15:35.020
Finka, it's a 1v5.

02:15:35.020 --> 02:15:36.820
They're throwing.

02:15:36.820 --> 02:15:39.460
Why are you afraid of free kills?

02:15:39.460 --> 02:15:44.460
Fika are you a pussy or what?

02:15:44.460 --> 02:15:49.460
He's outside!

02:15:49.460 --> 02:16:02.460
All friendly have been eliminated.

02:16:02.460 --> 02:16:05.460
How do you not get one kill?

02:16:05.460 --> 02:16:07.460
I'm actually astounded.

02:16:07.460 --> 02:16:14.140
They're like doing everything in their power to give you three pointless baited kills and you throw a grenade at yourself

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Run outside and then whiff on a guy who's detected

02:16:23.580 --> 02:16:28.100
Got a mail to report for griefing yes League of Legends is rubbing off on me here

02:16:29.220 --> 02:16:31.500
Dude did Mazi get a nerf or a buff?

02:16:32.340 --> 02:16:35.260
Chatted did Mazi is Mazi still fine or did he get nerfed?

02:16:36.200 --> 02:16:39.900
Bro, Masi's kind of my guy. Masi's my guy, man

02:16:46.260 --> 02:16:48.660
He got buffed what

02:16:48.660 --> 02:16:50.660
What?

02:16:50.660 --> 02:16:52.660
Wait, should I play...

02:17:00.660 --> 02:17:02.660
Yeah, what is state of play?

02:17:02.660 --> 02:17:04.660
Why are we all saying state of play?

02:17:04.660 --> 02:17:05.660
I don't know what that means.

02:17:05.660 --> 02:17:06.660
What does that mean?

02:17:12.660 --> 02:17:14.660
Yeah, what does state of play mean?

02:17:18.660 --> 02:17:25.660
Sony event?

02:17:25.660 --> 02:17:33.640
What do you think of Reveal's games?

02:17:33.640 --> 02:17:48.340
Like PlayStation exclusive games?

02:17:48.340 --> 02:17:56.380
watch this I did the OG strap this strat is so broken barricade looks closed off

02:17:56.380 --> 02:17:59.140
it's not

02:17:59.140 --> 02:18:09.140
He's laying down.

02:18:09.140 --> 02:18:15.140
Wait, what?

02:18:15.140 --> 02:18:17.140
Wait, what?

02:18:17.140 --> 02:18:23.140
Alright, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna lengthen my delay a little bit.

02:18:23.140 --> 02:18:25.140
I was getting ADS from spawn.

02:18:25.140 --> 02:18:28.140
Okay, I'm gonna lengthen my delay a little bit.

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Oh, the other guy was asking me from the spawn, and the other guy was laying down on the car

02:18:55.900 --> 02:19:04.060
looking out the door. I'm not even 99% sure at least one of them sniping. I'm gonna say

02:19:04.060 --> 02:19:14.900
I'm 125% sure they're stream sniping. Wallahi. I'm 100% sure they're sniping. Yohkumi targets

02:19:14.900 --> 02:19:19.540
me. I'm getting ADS from spawn and there's a guy laying on a car while his teammates

02:19:19.540 --> 02:19:23.940
on a drone. Like they knew I was doing that. Now I have a longer delay though so I don't

02:19:23.940 --> 02:19:27.840
I should get sniped again as long as we win this round. We should win this game. I

02:19:32.120 --> 02:19:35.120
Don't know what I was I had a four second the vibe and I have a 10 second actually gonna

02:19:35.640 --> 02:19:40.800
Wait to chat. What is state of play PlayStation announces games for realsies?

02:19:46.080 --> 02:19:51.240
Crap talking to play wait, why can't I talk? Why can't I talk in game chat? Hi guys, Dr. String game chat on

02:19:51.240 --> 02:19:55.880
Hi, guys, not to turn game chat back on.

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Blow it earlier, man, it was free.

02:20:01.280 --> 02:20:07.280
Hi, guys, why can't I talk in game chat?

02:20:07.280 --> 02:20:08.280
What?

02:20:08.280 --> 02:20:09.280
It's you, right?

02:20:09.280 --> 02:20:10.280
It's glitch, okay.

02:20:10.280 --> 02:20:11.280
We don't need to finish.

02:20:11.280 --> 02:20:12.280
It doesn't matter.

02:20:12.280 --> 02:20:14.040
It's you, right?

02:20:14.040 --> 02:20:15.040
It's Glech, okay.

02:20:18.360 --> 02:20:20.360
We don't need to finish, it doesn't matter.

02:20:22.040 --> 02:20:22.880
Dancing.

02:20:24.320 --> 02:20:25.480
Bro, you went for the fit.

02:20:25.480 --> 02:20:27.520
Bro, what are you looking, your son?

02:20:29.360 --> 02:20:31.960
You son of a, oh my God!

02:20:31.960 --> 02:20:33.120
I'm getting CT.

02:20:38.760 --> 02:20:39.600
What?

02:20:42.280 --> 02:20:52.180
nice nice what are you what what what what all right all right I'm gonna do it

02:20:52.180 --> 02:20:58.360
am I in a silver lobby what's happening you have to swing you have to swing

02:20:58.360 --> 02:21:06.000
you have to swing your teammates oh my god oh my god

02:21:06.000 --> 02:21:13.260
So, let me get this straight, Cade looked out of- okay, they're planting.

02:21:13.260 --> 02:21:16.660
Cade goes for a finish while they're planting.

02:21:16.660 --> 02:21:25.220
Then, Cade makes direct eye contact with the enemy twice, turns around, then Cade whiffs.

02:21:25.220 --> 02:21:29.460
Then, with two bullets, instead of walking out of the twitch and killing him, Cade runs

02:21:29.460 --> 02:21:31.940
out of the twitch to try to knife her.

02:21:31.940 --> 02:21:33.620
Then the round's still a free win.

02:21:33.620 --> 02:21:39.220
If the 2v1 is diffusing, instead of peeking the guy in the door, he hides in a corner

02:21:39.220 --> 02:21:41.620
whilst he makes diffusing.

02:21:41.620 --> 02:21:43.620
I'm going to get a lobotomy.

02:21:43.620 --> 02:21:47.100
Alright, now I have a 10 second delay.

02:21:47.100 --> 02:21:49.900
I guarantee you the sniping on the last round.

02:21:49.900 --> 02:21:53.820
That was the most disgusting sniper I've ever seen in my life.

02:21:53.820 --> 02:21:56.700
Unless they had a hidden drone, they're sniping.

02:21:56.700 --> 02:21:59.860
Unless they just had some absurd drone on me.

02:21:59.860 --> 02:22:02.860
That was the worst, that was the most poorly played round I've ever seen.

02:22:08.360 --> 02:22:09.860
Wait, yeah, what is the PlayStation event?

02:22:09.860 --> 02:22:11.860
How about, is it on Twitch?

02:22:12.860 --> 02:22:14.860
Can I watch it or wanna get banned?

02:22:14.860 --> 02:22:16.860
How about, is it on Twitch or no?

02:22:16.860 --> 02:22:29.220
Got us a new drone.

02:22:29.220 --> 02:22:32.740
Shootsy Skulls, that's a drone for us.

02:22:32.740 --> 02:22:36.140
Got a drone, that on, it's out.

02:22:36.140 --> 02:22:39.620
Ole, Ole.

02:22:39.620 --> 02:22:44.420
Wait, you're allowed to watch it?

02:22:44.420 --> 02:22:45.420
What?

02:22:45.420 --> 02:22:56.380
10 seconds remaining down to five seconds

02:22:56.380 --> 02:22:59.660
reloading you must protect your bombs from being

02:22:59.660 --> 02:23:05.660
confused by our fourth. If you don't have a time, there is something I've been wanting to try. I see you.

02:23:05.660 --> 02:23:31.460
Yeah, these guys are I'm like certain they're snagging like I just tell them how they're playing

02:23:35.660 --> 02:23:39.660
I mean, they're like the biggest rats of all time.

02:23:39.660 --> 02:23:42.660
I shot two ratcams that round.

02:23:57.660 --> 02:24:00.660
Your identity has been compromised.

02:24:05.660 --> 02:24:29.020
It's a blatant one. Jackal Dokeby, three drones downstairs, pre-aiming me the round before.

02:24:29.020 --> 02:24:33.340
I mean, BAAAAAAAARGHHH!

02:24:33.340 --> 02:24:36.580
I mean, four Ratcams looking for me.

02:24:36.580 --> 02:24:39.540
Jackal just hand hunting me downstairs.

02:24:39.540 --> 02:24:41.740
It's a-it's a play in one!

02:24:41.740 --> 02:24:45.260
Wow, and then my entire team was lobotomites.

02:24:45.260 --> 02:24:46.460
Off to a good start.

02:24:46.460 --> 02:24:47.460
Hey, stick with me!

02:24:51.460 --> 02:24:52.580
Yeah!

02:24:52.580 --> 02:24:54.660
No one plays like that.

02:24:54.660 --> 02:24:57.460
Every round, there was like a militia out for me.

02:24:59.020 --> 02:25:10.540
Why does my drone sense feel different than my sense?

02:25:10.540 --> 02:25:12.800
Does anybody know why?

02:25:12.800 --> 02:25:15.700
Is there a way to fix that or no?

02:25:15.700 --> 02:25:22.220
Is there a way to fix that or no, chat?

02:25:22.220 --> 02:25:27.220
How do you fix that?

02:25:27.220 --> 02:25:37.620
My sense was perfect. This always happens when there's a new season. It's a new setting,

02:25:37.620 --> 02:25:49.500
I think. Wait, wait, wait. Like a new setting for like your drone sense? Oh my god, new

02:25:49.500 --> 02:25:56.340
map, new map. Please. Please give me the new map. Please, god. It's your observational

02:25:56.340 --> 02:26:13.780
Sensitivity. Really? Observational Sensitivity?

02:26:13.780 --> 02:26:21.820
I see it, it's 20. Chat, but it felt like, it felt like slow, vertically, but fast, horizontally?

02:26:21.820 --> 02:26:32.860
like I don't even know it just my drone felt so weird I don't even like I don't

02:26:32.860 --> 02:26:38.580
even know like I don't know if making it faster makes it better or worse I don't

02:26:38.580 --> 02:26:48.820
know bro I don't know man it felt so weird I want to play the new map it's

02:26:48.820 --> 02:26:51.340
It's just bugged.

02:26:51.340 --> 02:26:53.820
Oh, the observational sensitivity is bugged.

02:26:53.820 --> 02:26:57.940
Yeah, because I didn't change it.

02:26:57.940 --> 02:26:59.340
Bro, this always happens, though.

02:26:59.340 --> 02:27:02.020
Whenever there's a new season, there's always sense glitches.

02:27:06.020 --> 02:27:08.780
Yeah, that was the most disgusting game of ranked

02:27:08.780 --> 02:27:10.220
I've ever played in my life.

02:27:10.220 --> 02:27:13.860
Everyone on my team had a 45 IQ, and then I was getting

02:27:13.860 --> 02:27:15.660
quadruple stream sniped.

02:27:15.660 --> 02:27:18.740
Now my delay is way longer, so this should be a lot better.

02:27:18.740 --> 02:27:20.740
Hamburger's gonna get a bad baby!

02:27:20.740 --> 02:27:23.740
Bro, it sucks to have an Oregon game go like that too.

02:27:23.740 --> 02:27:25.740
Only thing about it, bro, I'm gonna play the new map.

02:27:25.740 --> 02:27:27.740
Bad boys, bad bad bad.

02:27:29.740 --> 02:27:31.740
Young boy came back late and left him for there.

02:27:31.740 --> 02:27:32.740
Bow, bow.

02:27:32.740 --> 02:27:34.740
Jinx, you watch ONA Pixel and Forza.

02:27:34.740 --> 02:27:38.740
Chat, by the way, I think this week, me and ONA are gonna do Bro V Bro.

02:27:38.740 --> 02:27:40.740
I think we're gonna do Bro V Bro.

02:27:40.740 --> 02:27:43.740
Nine games, he picks, ah, he picks three.

02:27:43.740 --> 02:27:45.740
I pick three and then we have three neutrals.

02:27:45.740 --> 02:27:47.740
He was a better gamer.

02:27:47.740 --> 02:27:51.900
Should be this week should repeat we should do a forza race. I'll be set about

02:27:55.920 --> 02:28:00.680
We need boggles in here that's the last person we need here the last person

02:28:10.480 --> 02:28:17.100
All right, man, hopefully this game is does better than that that was a that was a fucking mask nice. Oh my teammate

02:28:17.740 --> 02:28:42.740
What is my timing, Ben?

02:28:42.740 --> 02:28:51.740
He's 1HP!

02:28:51.740 --> 02:28:54.740
OH MY GOD!

02:28:54.740 --> 02:28:57.740
OH MY GOD!

02:28:57.740 --> 02:28:59.740
Yeah, fade away.

02:28:59.740 --> 02:29:02.740
Bro, oh my god!

02:29:02.740 --> 02:29:04.740
I did fade away!

02:29:04.740 --> 02:29:06.740
Hold on, I can't get a kill!

02:29:06.740 --> 02:29:07.740
Holy shit!

02:29:07.740 --> 02:29:08.740
What happened?

02:29:08.740 --> 02:29:10.740
Am I in pro league lobbies?

02:29:10.740 --> 02:29:21.540
why is everybody in God now holy shit I got fade away I had a 1.9 KD last

02:29:21.540 --> 02:29:29.180
season I have a 0.3 right now holy fuck I get timings and fade away but he's one

02:29:29.180 --> 02:29:40.660
else holy shit what's going on I had a 1.9 KD a week ago I started this

02:29:40.660 --> 02:29:44.620
season off by getting fade away by Capcan. Then I got fade away by Fenrir.

02:29:44.620 --> 02:29:52.580
Holy shit! Holy shit! Why is everyone a god now?

02:29:53.100 --> 02:29:59.200
Backward, bathroom. Yo, my game chat glitched? Okay. My drone sensitivity

02:29:59.200 --> 02:30:03.700
glitched, my game chat glitched, and everyone's Bolo. Yo, hi guys. What's

02:30:03.700 --> 02:30:10.060
going on, buffs? Is this Evil R6? Chat, why is my game chat glitched? My drone

02:30:10.060 --> 02:30:15.220
No sensibilities glitch, my game times glitch, and all my opponents are BOLA.

02:30:15.220 --> 02:30:17.220
What the fuck is happening?

02:30:17.220 --> 02:30:20.380
What is going on?

02:30:20.380 --> 02:30:24.100
What is happening?

02:30:24.100 --> 02:30:25.100
Voice chat's not working.

02:30:25.100 --> 02:30:26.100
What do you mean?

02:30:26.100 --> 02:30:27.980
Like, it's not working for anyone globally right now?

02:30:27.980 --> 02:30:34.540
Voice chat's just completely down.

02:30:34.540 --> 02:30:37.540
Your sense is broken, for real seeds.

02:30:46.900 --> 02:30:48.820
Just lower your observational sense,

02:30:48.820 --> 02:30:52.300
but Josh, it's not like, Josh, the thing is,

02:30:52.300 --> 02:30:55.060
it's not the speed of it, it's just glitched.

02:30:55.060 --> 02:30:57.140
It goes really fast and really slow.

02:30:57.140 --> 02:30:59.900
Like, my observational sense is already slow,

02:30:59.900 --> 02:31:02.420
it's like 20th, it's not the speed of it,

02:31:02.420 --> 02:31:04.380
it's just like slow and fast, it's like glitch,

02:31:04.380 --> 02:31:15.420
bomb we need to locate a bomb you know what I'm saying the glitch is only for fat

02:31:15.420 --> 02:31:22.780
people all right chat I'm five foot ten 160 I someone say I'm skinny someone say

02:31:22.780 --> 02:31:25.340
I'm skinny bro

02:31:25.340 --> 02:31:35.860
Wait to see, wait to see, cuz this is something new and improved.

02:31:35.860 --> 02:31:38.460
Voice chat is working but you can't see it when you talk.

02:31:38.460 --> 02:31:43.060
No, but it's not even working though because like I don't even have like, everyone's just

02:31:43.060 --> 02:31:45.060
muted.

02:31:45.060 --> 02:31:47.260
It's like off for me.

02:31:47.260 --> 02:31:50.460
I mean I don't really care but yeah, it's just weird.

02:31:50.460 --> 02:31:54.220
Yeah, what if I go 0 and 5 in my placement?

02:31:54.220 --> 02:31:55.220
What would happen?

02:31:55.220 --> 02:31:59.220
Bronze? That would be a- a- a- a disastrous clip.

02:32:03.220 --> 02:32:04.220
Meehanions!

02:32:18.220 --> 02:32:20.220
Yeah, this shit is glitched out the ass, bro.

02:32:20.220 --> 02:32:22.220
I'm not even g- this shit is so glitched.

02:32:25.220 --> 02:32:27.220
I

02:32:38.740 --> 02:32:41.060
My team's coated let's fucking go

02:32:55.220 --> 02:32:59.220
I don't know what you're saying, Bond defusion is a huge threat to the future.

02:33:06.220 --> 02:33:09.220
Yo! He was picking up the doggie! Look!

02:33:09.220 --> 02:33:11.220
He was picking up the doggie! Look! Look! Look!

02:33:12.220 --> 02:33:15.220
Because if he didn't, his leg would have blown off!

02:33:15.220 --> 02:33:18.220
This character is broken!

02:33:20.220 --> 02:33:24.220
If he didn't pick up the phone, he would have took 40 damage and lit on fire.

02:33:25.220 --> 02:33:27.800
This shit is so broken, it's insane.

02:33:29.300 --> 02:33:30.340
Scar, think of it in fact.

02:33:30.340 --> 02:33:31.940
Bro, cause that's the thing, bro.

02:33:31.940 --> 02:33:32.940
That's what like,

02:33:34.100 --> 02:33:36.980
DokaV was already one of the best ops in the game.

02:33:36.980 --> 02:33:38.340
She didn't even need a rework.

02:33:38.340 --> 02:33:41.020
You know how many ops need rework?

02:33:41.020 --> 02:33:42.420
Why would they rework her?

02:33:47.100 --> 02:33:50.180
I mean, I'm absolutely blown away.

02:33:50.180 --> 02:33:52.500
I'm absolutely blown away, bro.

02:33:52.500 --> 02:33:54.540
There's nothing she could do in that scenario, chat.

02:33:54.540 --> 02:33:55.540
Literally nothing.

02:33:59.540 --> 02:34:01.540
I'm new to R6 and I just got my leg exploded.

02:34:01.540 --> 02:34:04.540
Yeah bro, if you're new to R6, uh, uh,

02:34:04.540 --> 02:34:06.540
when Dokobie calls you, uh, fucking pick up.

02:34:06.540 --> 02:34:07.540
Pick up.

02:34:07.540 --> 02:34:10.540
Because if you don't, you're gonna blow up

02:34:10.540 --> 02:34:14.540
to like 60 health and then you're gonna be on fire.

02:34:24.540 --> 02:34:29.540
Hey, Jinxie, you larve being skinny.

02:34:29.540 --> 02:34:32.140
Yo, man, what the fuck does that even mean?

02:34:32.140 --> 02:34:33.140
Legitimate.

02:34:33.140 --> 02:34:34.140
I'm being dead ass.

02:34:34.140 --> 02:34:36.140
What the fuck does that mean?

02:34:36.140 --> 02:34:38.140
I larve being skinny.

02:34:38.140 --> 02:34:40.780
I'm just skinny, bro.

02:34:40.780 --> 02:34:41.780
I'm skinny.

02:34:41.780 --> 02:34:42.980
Okay, well, all right.

02:34:42.980 --> 02:34:43.980
I'm skinny fat.

02:34:43.980 --> 02:34:45.060
Check this thing.

02:34:45.060 --> 02:34:49.100
I'm skinny, but I have man-tips, love handles, and a beer belly.

02:34:49.100 --> 02:34:51.860
The thing is, though, I'm gonna fix all of that.

02:34:51.860 --> 02:34:53.860
How do I fix all of that?

02:34:53.860 --> 02:34:55.860
Get it ass!

02:35:13.860 --> 02:35:16.860
Bro's roleplaying being a good siege player.

02:35:16.860 --> 02:35:17.860
Oh, bad highfives!

02:35:17.860 --> 02:35:19.860
Bad, watch this!

02:35:19.860 --> 02:35:21.860
Hi guys, I'm Robelang, watch this!

02:35:25.540 --> 02:35:27.540
Wait, that'll release dead as fuck.

02:36:19.860 --> 02:36:26.860
this is an ace this is an ace

02:36:49.860 --> 02:37:01.860
one out four remaining

02:37:01.860 --> 02:37:13.300
you have team A I know you're calling out like I'm about to ace can you just shut the

02:37:13.300 --> 02:37:15.300
Fuck up, please.

02:37:15.300 --> 02:37:17.300
I know where he is, man.

02:37:31.300 --> 02:37:33.300
This guy's IG-ing me.

02:37:39.300 --> 02:37:41.300
He went to blue?

02:37:41.300 --> 02:37:46.360
I'm getting IGL'd by my teammate while I'm on a 4k in in all chat

02:37:47.060 --> 02:37:50.480
Yeah, I think League of Legends like ruined my perspective on gaming as a whole

02:37:51.300 --> 02:37:55.240
Dude this guy quickly ran to blue are we dead ass?

02:37:55.240 --> 02:37:59.280
I do not know who's blue. I'm gonna be honest. I thought he was connector

02:37:59.280 --> 02:38:01.840
I was gonna go the long way plan and swing off of it

02:38:04.480 --> 02:38:05.760
That should have been ace

02:38:05.760 --> 02:38:12.320
And ace the second game of the day like we would have been in for a fucking gaming session. It's good. That's so nice. I saw this

02:38:16.960 --> 02:38:19.720
He told you well no he told me he was in blue

02:38:19.720 --> 02:38:22.720
But then the guy rotated the blue and then impacted me from connector

02:38:22.720 --> 02:38:25.760
So I thought the guy was still in connector, but then the guy like turned into

02:38:27.280 --> 02:38:31.800
Usain Bolt and ran all the way to blue off of the noise of the impact and made no noise

02:38:31.800 --> 02:38:40.320
why are you playing PC? Why like PC man? It's fun. It's like a new challenge. The only

02:38:40.320 --> 02:38:46.400
thing about PC that is absolutely dog shit is just the cheetahs. That's the only thing.

02:38:46.400 --> 02:38:57.080
But I like PC. The graphics are better. The frames are better.

02:38:57.080 --> 02:39:25.000
I knew he would do that that's two hacks

02:39:25.000 --> 02:39:33.760
Oh cool, no one's reinforcing today, got it.

02:39:33.760 --> 02:39:34.760
Alright.

02:39:34.760 --> 02:39:43.920
I'm gonna get wallbang doing this, so.

02:39:43.920 --> 02:39:50.760
Classic.

02:39:50.760 --> 02:40:08.760
Looks like no one's setting up sight.

02:40:08.760 --> 02:40:10.760
I drone me

02:40:28.080 --> 02:40:31.100
Oh, no, not this shit. Oh, no. Oh, no

02:40:38.760 --> 02:40:46.500
Yeah, that's not balanced at all. So I can't run away because if I run away I take 40 damage and then get lit on fire.

02:40:47.360 --> 02:40:52.400
Yeah, that's that's not balanced man. I can't even run because then I just take damage.

02:40:53.400 --> 02:40:58.320
Wait, that's not balanced and you can't ban it. I can't even run.

02:40:59.920 --> 02:41:04.200
Because if I run I just get exploded. So I have to fight it. Wow.

02:41:08.760 --> 02:41:11.880
That's like insane what?

02:41:14.600 --> 02:41:18.320
Yeah, that is just not a balanced op man, I don't even know what to say

02:41:22.800 --> 02:41:26.960
You can ban doggie you can't ban doggie. I don't know R6 decided to like

02:41:27.520 --> 02:41:32.840
Make this a torture simulator or something. Hi, guys. Colin. Hi guys. What about buttercup?

02:41:32.840 --> 02:41:44.840
Yeah, I do.

02:41:44.840 --> 02:41:57.920
Wait, what is the storm?

02:41:57.920 --> 02:41:58.920
What is that?

02:41:58.920 --> 02:42:07.560
It's when you open alpha packs. When you open any packs, it doesn't, it doesn't clear. So we have to turn off this.

02:42:08.600 --> 02:42:15.240
Oh my god, thank you. Yeah, I did hear that storm. Dude, also they did a good job balancing Doke of Me. That looks good.

02:42:16.760 --> 02:42:25.800
Classic. I know, it's a very functional season though. You have a good time communicating with your teammates in a 5v5 team game.

02:42:25.800 --> 02:42:30.120
Yeah, I can't talk to my team, my drone sensitivity is glitched,

02:42:30.120 --> 02:42:34.640
I have an alpha pack menu noise playing non-stop during the game,

02:42:34.640 --> 02:42:38.040
and Dokeby's game breaking and you can't ban Dokeby.

02:42:38.040 --> 02:42:41.160
All right, looking good right now.

02:42:41.160 --> 02:42:45.760
Whoa, bro, I can't even run away because I blow up.

02:42:45.760 --> 02:42:47.440
So I have to fight her?

02:42:47.440 --> 02:42:48.280
Like what?

02:42:48.280 --> 02:42:50.640
Yeah, I was just thinking this.

02:42:50.640 --> 02:42:53.360
If you get string sniped, you literally can't play it

02:42:53.360 --> 02:42:55.240
because you can't ban Dokeby.

02:42:55.240 --> 02:43:02.240
Dude, not even stream snipe, they can just queue snipe and just know my op.

02:43:02.240 --> 02:43:08.240
Like just, yeah, they can just literally, yeah.

02:43:08.240 --> 02:43:09.240
What counters her?

02:43:09.240 --> 02:43:10.240
Just Tuber Al?

02:43:10.240 --> 02:43:15.240
I'm not playing that shitty op.

02:43:15.240 --> 02:43:16.240
So what counters Dokebeat?

02:43:16.240 --> 02:43:23.240
Does she have a counter?

02:43:23.240 --> 02:43:26.160
Luke doesn't count her what about vigil does vigil

02:43:44.600 --> 02:43:47.440
Yeah, once she starts it you can't stop it with the jammer

02:43:47.920 --> 02:43:50.440
Yeah, you can't run into it. You have to already be on it

02:43:50.440 --> 02:43:55.840
The chat is saying healers, but guys like I don't want to roam with Thunderbird man

02:43:55.840 --> 02:43:57.840
Like I guess you just can't really roam

02:44:06.600 --> 02:44:12.640
All right, well, I'll just I'll just see what I could do out of it. I'll toy with it. But yeah, she's broken like definitely

02:44:14.920 --> 02:44:18.960
Yes, totally unnecessary to already a strong operator

02:44:20.440 --> 02:44:34.240
But I'm trying to piece together the pieces of the puzzle, and none of it makes any logical

02:44:34.240 --> 02:44:41.240
sense to me, because Dokobe's already strong, guys.

02:44:41.240 --> 02:44:44.920
There are so many operators who don't even get used, but they chose to rework one of

02:44:44.920 --> 02:44:49.640
the most used ops in the game, and then make her stronger.

02:44:49.640 --> 02:44:53.760
I guess what I've deducted from this game is that the developers who develop the game

02:44:53.760 --> 02:44:56.080
like are probably just silver I think.

02:44:56.080 --> 02:44:58.640
I actually don't even know what to say.

02:44:58.640 --> 02:45:02.640
I'm not even kidding.

02:45:02.640 --> 02:45:04.200
Like she's already strong.

02:45:04.200 --> 02:45:05.520
I don't understand.

02:45:05.520 --> 02:45:14.640
What is the point of this?

02:45:14.640 --> 02:45:17.480
She's already so strong.

02:45:17.480 --> 02:45:21.720
I don't like, there's no point of fixing her, making her better.

02:45:21.720 --> 02:45:24.720
They probably thought they were making her weaker, too, which is like the cute part.

02:45:31.280 --> 02:45:32.480
Ha! Dumbass.

02:45:34.480 --> 02:45:37.080
Oh, that Frostmite always works. Classic.

02:45:39.480 --> 02:45:41.080
Duck smoking cigarette.

02:45:48.440 --> 02:45:50.440
You're so bad

02:45:50.960 --> 02:45:55.120
Controller player he's a controller pal. He's a controller pal

02:45:58.840 --> 02:46:03.500
Dude, okay, let's it like did this thing I I bro

02:46:04.120 --> 02:46:09.360
I love rainbow sex. I have a good relationship with like a lot of the developers. They're really cool

02:46:09.400 --> 02:46:11.400
But bro, what the fuck?

02:46:11.400 --> 02:46:17.280
Dokeby's already like top 5 most used attackers in the game.

02:46:17.280 --> 02:46:19.840
Probably top 5 most banned attackers in the game.

02:46:19.840 --> 02:46:21.640
Her play rate is through the roof.

02:46:21.640 --> 02:46:24.640
Why would you buff her?

02:46:24.640 --> 02:46:27.040
Do you think about scents, chat?

02:46:27.040 --> 02:46:30.880
When's the last time you played against a scents who didn't accidentally pick it?

02:46:30.880 --> 02:46:33.800
Do you know what I'm saying?

02:46:33.800 --> 02:46:36.240
Why would they buff Dokeby?

02:46:36.240 --> 02:46:42.480
Dude he called me and I couldn't even run because I would have blew up and got

02:46:42.480 --> 02:46:49.240
lit on fire. Like I don't want to take 40 damage and then be on fire. Why's my

02:46:49.240 --> 02:46:51.880
game sound gone?

02:46:58.040 --> 02:47:04.240
Hey Jinxy pancakes or waffles? Waffles bro. Oh no yeah waffles. Waffles waffles waffles.

02:47:04.240 --> 02:47:10.640
bro waffles are so good shine love waffles bro it's all good chat we're

02:47:10.640 --> 02:47:15.880
top-ranking boys we're top-ranking all day today oh hi buddy yeah yeah

02:47:15.880 --> 02:47:19.400
I'm trying to get back up to the game

02:47:25.640 --> 02:47:31.760
witness the Minecraft marathon yo bro I was doing it for 75 hours you just

02:47:31.760 --> 02:47:33.760
I've tuned in!

02:48:01.760 --> 02:48:16.680
So chat I need to 100% are you guys 100% sure that visual counters

02:48:16.680 --> 02:48:23.200
Are you guys 100% sure that visual counters there could be because I don't see how a

02:48:23.200 --> 02:48:28.200
A vigil scanner can stop an explosion, like that doesn't make much sense to my brain.

02:48:28.200 --> 02:48:37.440
Oh, I'm seeing nose.

02:48:37.440 --> 02:48:40.880
Okay, so it's literally just mute?

02:48:40.880 --> 02:48:41.880
Okay.

02:48:41.880 --> 02:48:42.880
What?

02:48:42.880 --> 02:48:47.200
Well, good thing mute's my favorite app ever.

02:48:47.200 --> 02:48:52.200
Oh, oh my god, wait, what?

02:48:52.200 --> 02:49:04.400
I'm like terrified of dokeby that character is terrifying and I can't banner okay

02:49:04.400 --> 02:49:20.480
I had to have hit him oh wait wait oh my god oh my god

02:49:20.480 --> 02:49:26.960
I'm getting lion scammed and doka be called. What is this game?

02:49:33.040 --> 02:49:35.040
Wait, what? I used my vigil.

02:50:05.040 --> 02:50:08.840
oh my fucking god

02:50:20.720 --> 02:50:24.920
she's gonna keep calling me isn't she

02:50:35.960 --> 02:50:37.960
Time expires in 10 seconds

02:50:41.200 --> 02:50:43.200
Yo, I have to pick up

02:50:43.200 --> 02:50:45.200
I'm finally glad the operator's dead.

02:51:01.200 --> 02:51:03.200
Like this is broken!

02:51:03.200 --> 02:51:06.200
I can't deny the plan because I have to pick up the phone call!

02:51:07.200 --> 02:51:09.200
WHAT THE FUCK?!

02:51:09.200 --> 02:51:13.200
Like, and I can't pay the operator!

02:51:13.200 --> 02:51:16.200
Are you guys fucking praying dead?

02:51:17.200 --> 02:51:21.200
I can't deny the plan, because I'm 20 HP.

02:51:21.200 --> 02:51:24.200
If I don't pick up the phone, I die.

02:51:24.200 --> 02:51:27.200
I can't stop. What am I praying?

02:51:28.200 --> 02:51:30.200
What is this?

02:51:31.200 --> 02:51:33.200
Are we dead ass?

02:51:33.200 --> 02:51:35.200
We released this.

02:51:35.200 --> 02:51:39.200
And I know how they are. They spend a year on these reworks.

02:51:39.200 --> 02:51:43.200
I mean, oh my god, fire everyone!

02:51:43.200 --> 02:51:47.200
Whose idea was this?

02:51:47.200 --> 02:51:50.200
You can't even ban it!

02:51:50.200 --> 02:51:53.200
I can't deny the plant because I have to pick up the phone.

02:51:53.200 --> 02:52:00.200
If I don't pick up the phone, I explode and die.

02:52:00.200 --> 02:52:02.900
Either nerf the op or just make it banable?

02:52:02.900 --> 02:52:04.900
Excuse your drone to locate us all.

02:52:07.600 --> 02:52:11.400
They, if they have any other op in the game, I can deny the plant.

02:52:11.400 --> 02:52:14.400
But because I couldn't move for three seconds, they were able to plant.

02:52:18.000 --> 02:52:19.600
Just block her number.

02:52:19.600 --> 02:52:22.000
That's not how don't-a-be works!

02:52:22.600 --> 02:52:25.600
You can't block the fucking number!

02:52:25.600 --> 02:52:30.600
Imagine this bitch in 1v1s.

02:52:30.600 --> 02:52:37.600
Yo, yo, you just called your friend the whole time, and then you swing them?

02:52:37.600 --> 02:52:41.600
Incursion in 10 seconds.

02:52:41.600 --> 02:52:44.600
5 seconds to go.

02:52:44.600 --> 02:52:46.600
I'm at a loss for words, guys.

02:52:46.600 --> 02:52:51.600
Yo, this reminds me of, like, when Lion first got released.

02:52:51.600 --> 02:52:52.600
I'm not even kidding.

02:52:52.600 --> 02:52:56.480
This reminds me of when Lion 1st got released and had wallhacks.

02:52:56.480 --> 02:52:59.520
This is at- you cannot play the game.

02:52:59.520 --> 02:53:04.360
If there is a Dokka B you can't play.

02:53:04.360 --> 02:53:15.600
Alright, jump into a frost mat.

02:53:15.600 --> 02:53:19.880
I'm out of- I'm out of lost for words that they released because it's operated today.

02:53:19.880 --> 02:53:20.880
I can't believe this.

02:53:20.880 --> 02:53:27.680
This is the most broken thing they've done, I think in years.

02:53:27.680 --> 02:53:32.600
I'm not even, maybe since like, Malusi came out in like, 2021.

02:53:32.600 --> 02:53:36.860
This is absolutely broken.

02:53:36.860 --> 02:53:40.120
A mandatory requirement answer to an op.

02:53:40.120 --> 02:53:41.880
I don't think that's ever been a thing.

02:53:50.880 --> 02:53:57.160
All right, so this looks clear. He's in the top Chinese in the top

02:54:06.280 --> 02:54:08.280
What is hitting

02:54:11.960 --> 02:54:14.880
What is where's the Fenrir? Oh my god

02:54:16.400 --> 02:54:18.400
Oh my god

02:54:18.400 --> 02:54:21.560
Where's the Fenrir? In the tree!

02:54:21.560 --> 02:54:23.900
Is it in the tree?

02:54:24.900 --> 02:54:27.900
Another lobotomy team? Oh my god!

02:54:35.400 --> 02:54:37.400
Why didn't she just go around?

02:54:41.400 --> 02:54:43.400
Where's the Fenrir?

02:54:43.400 --> 02:54:45.900
It's in the tree? Okay.

02:54:45.900 --> 02:54:47.900
I got double swung.

02:54:48.400 --> 02:55:02.000
Washed! I'm 10 and 5! Do you think it's up 20 kills a game?

02:55:02.000 --> 02:55:04.400
I'm like the only reason we're in this match!

02:55:04.400 --> 02:55:09.680
Alright, this guy's gonna bait for 30 seconds, I'm gonna go pee.

02:55:09.680 --> 02:55:11.680
I'm gonna go beat this guy just go beat it.

02:55:18.880 --> 02:55:20.880
All friendly for bit eliminated.

02:56:39.680 --> 02:56:42.680
Dying man!

02:56:46.680 --> 02:56:48.680
That's not mine going up...

02:56:50.680 --> 02:56:51.680
And you are ready to go.

02:56:54.680 --> 02:56:55.680
Ten seconds remaining.

02:57:04.680 --> 02:57:06.680
Alright! I'm back.

02:57:07.680 --> 02:57:08.680
Come on, I got mausers. Thank you, fuck.

02:57:09.680 --> 02:57:17.600
There's the red ping.

02:57:17.600 --> 02:57:22.440
We know what shortly follows after that.

02:57:22.440 --> 02:57:34.440
He doesn't jump it.

02:57:34.440 --> 02:57:59.440
Shield operator, Lyon Dokamy, alright.

02:57:59.440 --> 02:58:06.440
of

02:58:06.440 --> 02:58:09.440
the

02:58:09.440 --> 02:58:13.440
death

02:58:13.440 --> 02:58:16.440
of

02:58:16.440 --> 02:58:19.440
death

02:58:19.440 --> 02:58:24.440
of

02:58:24.440 --> 02:58:27.440
death

02:58:57.440 --> 02:59:12.940
One on four remaining. Alright, don't peek, don't peek, no. Bad idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot.

02:59:12.940 --> 02:59:16.940
Don't peek, it's a 3v1. He wants you to peek him.

02:59:27.440 --> 02:59:31.480
Alright, I'm gonna just gotta skip this.

02:59:31.480 --> 02:59:33.120
Oh, alright.

02:59:33.120 --> 02:59:36.180
Well, he's one health.

02:59:36.180 --> 02:59:38.280
Let's go!

02:59:38.280 --> 02:59:41.200
Jake, take the money!

02:59:41.200 --> 02:59:44.880
Here we go, pick it up!

02:59:44.880 --> 02:59:51.680
Swag, take the bottle!

02:59:51.680 --> 02:59:56.320
Alright, 12 and 5 Clive.

02:59:56.320 --> 02:59:57.320
We're back.

02:59:57.320 --> 03:00:00.120
The first game was the most demonic game of Siege I've ever played.

03:00:00.120 --> 03:00:04.020
I do have to remember though, I literally can't stream this game on a one second delay.

03:00:04.020 --> 03:00:06.220
It's not even possible. Not even four seconds.

03:00:07.020 --> 03:00:10.220
Cause like, I'm sure the other, like, half of the people,

03:00:11.220 --> 03:00:14.720
half of the teams that I play against, at least one of them,

03:00:14.720 --> 03:00:17.720
is either sniping or trying to snipe. Half of the time.

03:00:17.720 --> 03:00:18.920
Red box to the next one.

03:00:21.420 --> 03:00:24.220
Alright, well, I'm just gonna play Dokka B because Dokka B's broken.

03:00:24.220 --> 03:00:28.980
Cap to the Gabarra, and these guys play dogamnation.

03:00:28.980 --> 03:00:32.460
15 minutes to the day, and then what?

03:00:32.460 --> 03:00:36.460
15 minutes to the day, and then what?

03:00:36.460 --> 03:00:38.940
Barca de Gabarra's the one.

03:00:38.940 --> 03:00:40.300
When is the last of us marathon?

03:00:40.300 --> 03:00:41.020
This month.

03:00:41.020 --> 03:00:43.900
I don't have a date, but of this month.

03:00:43.900 --> 03:00:46.100
Bro, I might do it sooner rather than later.

03:00:46.100 --> 03:00:48.580
I really don't know yet, Miha.

03:00:48.580 --> 03:00:50.900
I might do it sooner rather than later.

03:00:50.900 --> 03:00:53.940
Chat also, Dantez is coming over this month too, bro.

03:00:53.940 --> 03:00:56.480
Dodd test is covered over this month.

03:00:56.480 --> 03:00:58.580
Last of us marathon this month.

03:00:58.580 --> 03:00:59.420
Locked bro.

03:01:01.420 --> 03:01:03.180
Play with Stompin, I'm probably gonna stack up

03:01:03.180 --> 03:01:04.020
a little bit later.

03:01:04.020 --> 03:01:05.580
I'm just chilling solo queue right now.

03:01:05.580 --> 03:01:09.100
All my teammates are brain dead, but I might stack later.

03:01:09.100 --> 03:01:10.780
The thing is about stacking though is like,

03:01:10.780 --> 03:01:12.860
we're literally just gonna play against like,

03:01:12.860 --> 03:01:14.180
God stacks every game.

03:01:14.180 --> 03:01:15.540
And I'm kind of just trying to chill

03:01:15.540 --> 03:01:16.860
and talk to my chat.

03:01:16.860 --> 03:01:19.300
Cause if we stack like with five champs,

03:01:19.300 --> 03:01:22.060
like we're just gonna play God stacks every game.

03:01:22.060 --> 03:01:25.060
I probably will, I probably won't.

03:01:25.060 --> 03:01:26.060
Probably later.

03:01:26.060 --> 03:01:35.060
I'm probably going to stack in like maybe an hour or two.

03:01:35.060 --> 03:01:47.060
Alright chat, we're going to use Dukabee, who is the strongest operator in R6 history,

03:01:47.060 --> 03:01:48.060
I think.

03:01:48.060 --> 03:01:53.060
Strongest operator in the last four years. I'm not kidding. And you can't fan it!

03:02:03.060 --> 03:02:06.060
Alright, so one of them is in blue. I'm just gonna assume it's a zombie.

03:02:06.060 --> 03:02:08.060
Because a zombie normally plays blue.

03:02:08.060 --> 03:02:10.060
Gotta pick up!

03:02:10.060 --> 03:02:12.060
Gotta pick up!

03:02:12.060 --> 03:02:23.940
It's Frost roaming. Frost, you shouldn't roam against Okavi. Frost remember you can't

03:02:23.940 --> 03:02:39.340
roam in 2026. You should know that now. Frost remember you can't roam in 2026. Okay, he's

03:02:39.340 --> 03:02:50.380
close on the door wait wait wait wait wait did he pick up I should have just

03:02:50.380 --> 03:02:55.000
walked out of him I should have just walked out of him all right all right

03:02:55.000 --> 03:02:58.980
all right I'm in the thick of it everybody knows four and seven four and

03:02:58.980 --> 03:03:04.220
six six and seven plant for us is one HP off site please win this I need to win

03:03:04.220 --> 03:03:11.980
this game. Yes! Yes! Yes! Stack up and plant! What are you doing? Stack up! Why are we

03:03:11.980 --> 03:03:15.660
spread out? Twix, you gotta help him!

03:03:15.660 --> 03:03:35.660
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 12 and 6, not bad kid! Not bad kid! Not bad!

03:03:35.660 --> 03:03:44.660
Yo, chat, I'm not even just saying this for my teammates. If you're ever in a 2v1 scenario, you need to stack up and play trades.

03:03:44.660 --> 03:03:46.660
I don't even know what the fuck that was

03:03:47.460 --> 03:03:52.820
If like if if you're allowing the defender to isolate gunfights you can lose

03:03:54.580 --> 03:03:56.580
Johnny to get the prime mocks to get a gift to

03:03:57.060 --> 03:04:02.140
All right, one win one loss. What's the Katie 1.3 not bad not bad

03:04:02.260 --> 03:04:04.820
I'm telling you my goal for today is it to Katie?

03:04:05.500 --> 03:04:09.100
My goal for today is to Katie if I keep playing like that. I can get it

03:04:09.100 --> 03:04:17.000
when is the Joe Bar come out bro I dude I want to do that stream so bad the thing

03:04:17.000 --> 03:04:20.800
is Chad Joe is really busy like with streaming and personal life so it's

03:04:20.800 --> 03:04:26.800
gonna be hard but I really want to do that bro it's just like Joe like Joe's

03:04:26.800 --> 03:04:31.480
just really busy bro but I I'm gonna try everything in my power to see if we

03:04:31.480 --> 03:04:36.280
can do that this year Joe's just busy bro Joe has like a like a life bro we

03:04:36.280 --> 03:04:38.280
We already need to get involved.

03:04:40.280 --> 03:04:43.280
Attack on Titan update, yo chat. I'm not even kidding.

03:04:43.280 --> 03:04:45.280
I haven't watched Attack on Titan in two months.

03:04:45.280 --> 03:04:47.280
I literally stopped midway through season four.

03:04:47.280 --> 03:04:49.280
Am I a piece of shit chat?

03:04:49.280 --> 03:04:52.280
Oh my god, Twinsook, you know, new map, new map.

03:04:52.280 --> 03:04:54.280
Wait, ban?

03:04:54.280 --> 03:04:58.280
No, this map pool was sent from the depths of hell.

03:04:58.280 --> 03:05:02.280
Fortress, lair, Admiral, planes, outback.

03:05:02.280 --> 03:05:04.280
There's not one good map here.

03:05:06.280 --> 03:05:12.240
Cliff succena why can't I ever get the new map diving to them

03:05:17.920 --> 03:05:21.520
Bruchette the okay, here's the thing attack on Titan is

03:05:22.880 --> 03:05:29.720
Season one is a ten out of ten season two is a ten out of ten season three is a ten to ten season three is an eleven out of ten actually

03:05:30.440 --> 03:05:35.760
Season four they're introducing so much characters and so much plot to where like

03:05:36.280 --> 03:05:40.280
That's just how I am with any show.

03:05:40.280 --> 03:05:44.320
It's like, it doesn't have to be an anime, it could be any show.

03:05:44.320 --> 03:05:48.120
Whenever a show introduces a bunch of characters, it's the same thing as the Office.

03:05:48.120 --> 03:05:50.920
When the Office got really late into the show.

03:05:50.920 --> 03:05:54.400
Whenever shows introduce a bunch of characters at once, I always hate it.

03:05:54.400 --> 03:05:55.920
I always hate it.

03:05:55.920 --> 03:06:02.320
Attack on Titan Season 3 though is some of the best film I've ever watched in my entire

03:06:02.320 --> 03:06:03.320
life.

03:06:03.320 --> 03:06:05.720
Back on Titan Season 3 is insane.

03:06:11.060 --> 03:06:12.920
LK Season 4 is peak, guys, I already,

03:06:12.920 --> 03:06:14.780
I'm sure Season 4 is peak.

03:06:14.780 --> 03:06:16.240
I already know Season 4 is peak.

03:06:16.240 --> 03:06:17.440
I'm just saying I'm a piece of shit.

03:06:17.440 --> 03:06:18.440
I'm gonna finish it up.

03:06:20.920 --> 03:06:23.480
But I just hate when shows introduce a bunch of characters.

03:06:23.480 --> 03:06:24.320
I always hate it.

03:06:29.040 --> 03:06:30.480
But I can't yell over the office.

03:06:30.480 --> 03:06:32.480
I'm sure everybody in here has watched the office.

03:06:32.480 --> 03:06:36.620
The early seasons of The Office are like maybe the greatest show ever created.

03:06:36.620 --> 03:06:40.440
Bro, once The Office started introducing a bunch of new characters, it was still a good

03:06:40.440 --> 03:06:43.160
show but I just wasn't as invested.

03:06:43.160 --> 03:06:47.400
Now to be fair, Michael Scott left which is like, how do you even keep the show running

03:06:47.400 --> 03:06:49.880
at that point without Michael Scott?

03:06:49.880 --> 03:06:52.800
But they introduced like Gabe was kind of annoying.

03:06:52.800 --> 03:06:57.000
I didn't like Gabe at all.

03:06:57.000 --> 03:06:59.840
Robert California was pretty beat.

03:06:59.840 --> 03:07:01.200
I'm not gonna lie.

03:07:01.200 --> 03:07:04.040
Robert California was pretty peak though.

03:07:04.040 --> 03:07:05.720
I'm the fucking lizard king.

03:07:21.320 --> 03:07:22.360
Gabe is hilarious now.

03:07:22.360 --> 03:07:23.680
Gabe's just annoying, bro.

03:07:23.680 --> 03:07:24.920
How did I explain it?

03:07:24.920 --> 03:07:25.740
Dead.

03:07:25.740 --> 03:07:33.840
I'm gonna shit on their whole team chat. I'm gonna kill their whole team

03:07:55.740 --> 03:08:02.740
of

03:08:02.740 --> 03:08:06.740
the

03:08:06.740 --> 03:08:09.740
death of

03:08:09.740 --> 03:08:12.740
death

03:08:12.740 --> 03:08:15.740
of

03:08:15.740 --> 03:08:18.380
God, what is he talking through?

03:08:22.060 --> 03:08:27.900
He's getting cold. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. What is he talking through?

03:08:32.940 --> 03:08:35.500
I'm ash. I'm ash. I'm ash. I'm ash.

03:08:38.300 --> 03:08:40.860
Did he cutting him? He punched it. Oh my god.

03:08:45.740 --> 03:09:01.060
So, my teammate calls him so he has to pick up.

03:09:01.060 --> 03:09:03.060
This operator is broken!

03:09:03.060 --> 03:09:06.380
Let us ban him, please!

03:09:06.380 --> 03:09:10.220
XC, thank you for the five gifts, kid.

03:09:10.220 --> 03:09:14.620
Yo, this guy has the most terrifying microphone I've ever heard in my life.

03:09:14.620 --> 03:09:18.380
I'm not even kidding. This is what his call-out sound like.

03:09:18.380 --> 03:09:21.740
This is getting bad, it's getting bad. I think it's getting bad.

03:09:21.740 --> 03:09:27.060
I actually just shit myself. I literally just shit myself.

03:09:27.060 --> 03:09:32.780
Yeah, this operator's broken, Chad. This operator's broken.

03:09:32.780 --> 03:09:37.220
Stealing kills? Classic. Yo, boggles, do me a favor, man.

03:09:37.220 --> 03:09:41.740
Buggles, what's your rank, bro? No, no. I'm stealing kills, classic.

03:09:41.740 --> 03:09:43.740
Boggles, what's your rank?

03:09:44.740 --> 03:09:49.740
Boggles, I'm gonna do your stream one time, I'm pretty sure you were fucking broad!

03:10:00.740 --> 03:10:01.740
Yeah, yeah.

03:10:05.740 --> 03:10:08.740
Cause he's something that's stronger than me.

03:10:08.740 --> 03:10:15.740
your drone to locate a bug. Legend. Oh, boggles, you're legend. Okay. Legend division's not

03:10:17.080 --> 03:10:24.080
even out yet. Alright, 12-6 last game, 3-0 this game. The takeover half begun. The takeover

03:10:26.980 --> 03:10:33.980
half begun. I knew the first game was just evil Rainbow Six. Johnny Vitova.

03:10:38.740 --> 03:10:50.380
So Chad, what do you even do about a doke-a-meat?

03:10:50.380 --> 03:10:52.660
Like if you're a castle, what do you do?

03:10:52.660 --> 03:10:54.860
Do you have to just tank the damage?

03:10:54.860 --> 03:10:56.700
I don't even know what you're supposed to do.

03:10:56.700 --> 03:11:02.020
I guess the best optimal play, like in the chessboard, it would be a brilliant, is just

03:11:02.020 --> 03:11:05.220
tank the damage and swing me while I overheat and run at you.

03:11:05.220 --> 03:11:10.300
Cuz whenever I hear a dog will be called I'm you best believe I'm just gonna sprint at you every fucking time

03:11:15.180 --> 03:11:18.980
Like this this operator is broken man

03:11:35.220 --> 03:11:41.560
Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! He's on the door! The door! The door! Help! I can't

03:11:41.560 --> 03:11:44.440
call him. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I fucking love you.

03:11:44.440 --> 03:11:48.000
Sam, let me crawl all the way around. Don't rush the reds. Don't rush the reds.

03:11:48.000 --> 03:11:55.460
Don't rush the reds. Don't rush the- Oh my god, they get to me from the door. Why?

03:11:55.460 --> 03:11:58.980
Why would you rush it?

03:11:58.980 --> 03:12:05.980
because he's something that's stronger than me

03:12:18.380 --> 03:12:21.380
Joe? Joe and I happened

03:12:28.980 --> 03:12:30.980
Oh

03:12:34.980 --> 03:12:37.420
Somebody's getting a drug to be called so they can't play siege now

03:12:53.740 --> 03:12:57.700
You know your mic yo, oh my god one of these mics

03:12:58.980 --> 03:13:13.980
I'm so bad!

03:13:13.980 --> 03:13:21.980
3v1, oh no, that's on me!

03:13:21.980 --> 03:13:25.980
No, I should've just stayed prone!

03:13:25.980 --> 03:13:27.980
I should've been a disciplined good boy!

03:13:27.980 --> 03:13:29.980
I should have been a good boy, man

03:13:30.460 --> 03:13:32.460
Nice, that's why I work

03:13:34.300 --> 03:13:41.500
Bro chat these guys have the most scary mics. I've ever heard like World War two in here

03:13:43.820 --> 03:13:48.700
Big game with the prime stuff gave put the yeah, good black ice in my ass cave

03:13:49.220 --> 03:13:51.340
Rule one with the five gifted rule one

03:13:52.700 --> 03:13:56.580
Rule one, I'm not even kidding rule one. I think I've seen you in my streams for like three years

03:13:57.980 --> 03:14:04.980
Ruan, you're an OG, bro. I love you, bro. I've pretty much seen you for like three years. I'm not even kidding. You're an OG, man.

03:14:04.980 --> 03:14:08.980
Appreciate you still showing up, man. Three years later, that's crazy.

03:14:08.980 --> 03:14:19.980
Chat, I'm like, dude, I literally, if something are waking in my penis, I can explain Dokka B Perfect. Sorry, my brain's scattered. Chat, listen.

03:14:19.980 --> 03:14:24.980
I don't want to be the one to play Dokka B, but you need a Dokka B.

03:14:24.980 --> 03:14:29.940
like guys guys I don't want to use doka beat but I want it on my team because I

03:14:29.940 --> 03:14:32.220
don't want to look at my phone look at my phone look at my phone look at my phone

03:14:32.220 --> 03:14:38.820
but you need it on your team you know what I mean you need it you need a

03:14:38.820 --> 03:14:43.620
dope beat chat about a part about a part I'm thinking for two one I'd love you

03:14:43.620 --> 03:14:45.300
I need to locate a bomb.

03:14:45.300 --> 03:14:46.760
Shot, Lingerbaum.

03:14:46.760 --> 03:14:47.600
Love you, shot.

03:14:47.600 --> 03:14:49.600
Look at the bomb, look at that.

03:14:54.820 --> 03:14:56.580
Can I play this in my vape?

03:14:56.580 --> 03:14:57.340
You're so funny, bro.

03:14:57.340 --> 03:14:57.820
Love your streams.

03:14:57.820 --> 03:14:58.260
Thank you, man.

03:14:58.260 --> 03:14:59.660
Appreciate you, the man.

03:14:59.660 --> 03:15:00.660
Diablo, Lingerbaum.

03:15:04.540 --> 03:15:06.020
Are you just solo queueing?

03:15:06.020 --> 03:15:06.740
Yeah, I might.

03:15:06.740 --> 03:15:09.860
I might not 100%, but I might stack Lingerbaum.

03:15:09.860 --> 03:15:11.380
I'm just chilling solo queue right now.

03:15:13.620 --> 03:15:16.020
I'm kickin ass and takin names, bruh.

03:15:19.420 --> 03:15:21.220
It's scared to ring people.

03:15:22.220 --> 03:15:23.220
Yo, boggles.

03:15:23.620 --> 03:15:25.420
It's the new season of Hard Sex.

03:15:25.420 --> 03:15:26.820
I'm in a good mood today.

03:15:27.020 --> 03:15:29.220
Boggles, can I just get one day?

03:15:29.820 --> 03:15:33.220
Boggles, one day of no bullshit, please, bro.

03:15:33.820 --> 03:15:35.620
Just give me one day, man.

03:15:36.820 --> 03:15:38.020
I'm not at it.

03:15:38.420 --> 03:15:40.020
What does that even mean, boggles?

03:15:43.620 --> 03:15:53.360
So you did the same spawn peek two rounds in a row and that's why you have an emerald

03:15:53.360 --> 03:15:54.360
banner.

03:15:54.360 --> 03:15:55.860
Good kill though, I guess.

03:15:55.860 --> 03:16:00.660
He did the exact same spawn peek two rounds in a row.

03:16:00.660 --> 03:16:01.660
All right!

03:16:01.660 --> 03:16:08.180
That's why you're emerald, I mean, I don't even know what to say, good kill though I

03:16:08.180 --> 03:16:09.180
guess.

03:16:09.180 --> 03:16:18.180
Cause like, here's the thing, I'm not even expecting anyone to be there, because he literally did it last round.

03:16:18.980 --> 03:16:22.580
But because he's so dumb, it works.

03:16:26.780 --> 03:16:31.180
Oh, I just broke my keyboard. I just broke my keyboard. Oh no. Oh no.

03:16:31.180 --> 03:16:44.460
What do you mean here we go chat I'm top frag I don't care I just broke my keep a key just

03:16:44.460 --> 03:16:54.620
flew out of my keyboard I like he did the same spot peek two rounds in a row yo can

03:16:54.620 --> 03:17:00.100
you guys hear me yo hi-fives hi-fives hi-fives now my game chats working with like I can

03:17:00.100 --> 03:17:02.100
Definitely cheer them

03:17:02.100 --> 03:17:06.300
But now I can't talk hi Brian. Hi Brian. What do I do hi Brian?

03:17:07.060 --> 03:17:12.300
Yo, yo, now pretty good on open. Oh, but doesn't work. Yo, yo, yo

03:17:15.540 --> 03:17:19.520
What's up fucking it's way too long. Yo, can you hear me? Can you hear me?

03:17:23.060 --> 03:17:25.060
Yo, can you hear me guys? Can you hear me?

03:17:30.100 --> 03:17:38.900
Oh, that's why ha ha yo guys what up? No, it's still not working, so they're working

03:17:49.540 --> 03:17:52.280
Wait my team's actually locked my team is good

03:17:53.580 --> 03:17:54.780
Don't beat

03:17:54.780 --> 03:18:01.980
Nice! My team's good! Yes! Don't peek! Don't peek! He has to defuse! He has to defuse! Remember!

03:18:01.980 --> 03:18:08.980
Don't peek! I'm killing defuses! He has to defuse! Nice! Nice!

03:18:08.980 --> 03:18:12.980
Yo, Baseball! Nate with the 10 gift, and W, Nate in the chat.

03:18:12.980 --> 03:18:17.980
Yo, guys, I want to see if my mic's glitched or not. Can you hear me?

03:18:17.980 --> 03:18:19.980
Can you hear me? Can you hear me?

03:18:19.980 --> 03:18:25.260
Your mouth, like your mic volume input is way too loud, like you're like actually ear-raping us.

03:18:25.260 --> 03:18:26.300
Can you hear me though?

03:18:27.260 --> 03:18:29.980
Yeah, we can hear you but like breaking our ears right now.

03:18:29.980 --> 03:18:34.620
Dude, sorry about that. That's weird because I don't even see my microphone moving.

03:18:35.420 --> 03:18:39.020
Yeah same, I don't see mine either. So I think it's just...

03:18:39.020 --> 03:18:41.180
How do I fix it sir? Like what do I do?

03:18:42.860 --> 03:18:48.700
Go like in your settings and when you're on your mic you gotta scroll down to volume input.

03:18:49.980 --> 03:18:56.380
something. Oh my god, there it is. Like voice chat. How does this sound? It's still loud

03:18:56.380 --> 03:19:10.740
a bit. I went from 99 to 68. Let me go lower. Let me go lower. Okay, how about now, kitten?

03:19:10.740 --> 03:19:15.580
How does this sound? That's perfect. That's perfect. That's perfect. Perfect. Teeth off,

03:19:15.580 --> 03:19:22.620
get around picture the girl so when you talk chat your mic doesn't move anymore

03:19:22.620 --> 03:19:33.100
like you're the bomb son you know me oh like I have no words bro this game

03:19:33.100 --> 03:19:36.460
never ceases to amaze me

03:19:36.460 --> 03:19:59.220
on the bright side chat when you're winning 3-0 you can start playing like a crackhead.

03:19:59.220 --> 03:20:12.540
On the bright side, when you're running through the zero, you can play like Kraken.

03:20:12.540 --> 03:20:25.540
I'm gonna die doing this.

03:20:25.540 --> 03:20:26.540
How did he see me?

03:20:26.540 --> 03:20:28.740
Yo, did he just snow scope me?

03:20:28.740 --> 03:20:32.620
Like, I, come on, he un-ADS'd and killed me.

03:20:32.620 --> 03:20:34.700
Yo, how did he see me?

03:20:34.700 --> 03:20:36.820
I was, I didn't even see me on the kill cam.

03:20:38.180 --> 03:20:39.820
Dude, he noscoped me, chat.

03:20:41.860 --> 03:20:43.460
He noscoped me.

03:20:43.460 --> 03:20:46.020
I'm not even kidding, he noscoped me.

03:20:46.020 --> 03:20:48.020
The last bullet he hit was a noscope.

03:20:49.300 --> 03:20:50.140
Barad.

03:20:53.220 --> 03:20:55.540
Finka's on this ping over here, around here.

03:20:55.540 --> 03:20:56.540
Finka's around here.

03:20:58.740 --> 03:21:10.900
yo this guy is my uh my banner a a amazing you feel like that's me right

03:21:10.900 --> 03:21:17.540
there that's me oh all right Azami you've been playing since 2015 I'm

03:21:17.540 --> 03:21:24.420
expecting the world right now Azami has a 2015 badge you gonna sell rare that

03:21:24.420 --> 03:21:34.420
it's sad wait he looks cracked he's got a champ charm he's been playing since 2015

03:21:34.420 --> 03:21:38.300
and he has it has a champ charm

03:21:44.580 --> 03:21:52.220
when his Minecraft was run where were you for the last week the stream was 75

03:21:52.220 --> 03:21:54.220
10 hours long!

03:21:57.620 --> 03:21:59.620
2v3

03:21:59.980 --> 03:22:06.060
Chat this is a zombie. Oh good. This is on me has a 2015 badge

03:22:08.620 --> 03:22:10.620
Wait, no way that's actually you

03:22:13.180 --> 03:22:15.060
But this is armies good, this is armies good

03:22:17.380 --> 03:22:20.060
Shoot me shoot the roomie shoot the roomie shoot the roomie

03:22:20.060 --> 03:22:22.740
Yeah, this is smart.

03:22:22.740 --> 03:22:24.140
He's smart.

03:22:24.140 --> 03:22:26.980
This is smart.

03:22:26.980 --> 03:22:28.900
Yo, Azami.

03:22:28.900 --> 03:22:30.740
I love you, Gen.

03:22:30.740 --> 03:22:33.380
Azami, can I get your autograph, Miho?

03:22:33.380 --> 03:22:35.280
Yeah, yeah, for sure.

03:22:35.280 --> 03:22:37.820
Oh, oh, oh, oh, bro.

03:22:37.820 --> 03:22:40.020
2015 badge, that's actually fair.

03:22:40.020 --> 03:22:41.020
It's been a pleasure.

03:22:41.020 --> 03:22:42.820
Yo, pleasure with y'all, man.

03:22:42.820 --> 03:22:43.820
Good luck in your games.

03:22:43.820 --> 03:22:44.820
Good luck in your placements.

03:22:44.820 --> 03:22:49.820
Bro, dude, a 2015 badge, I haven't seen one of those.

03:22:49.820 --> 03:22:53.340
I didn't even know the last time I've seen one of those.

03:22:53.340 --> 03:22:55.140
2015 batch?

03:22:55.140 --> 03:22:57.500
Are you actually fucking kidding me?

03:22:57.500 --> 03:22:59.420
All right, chat, I have two wins, one loss.

03:22:59.420 --> 03:23:01.620
I wonder what placement I'm gonna get.

03:23:01.620 --> 03:23:04.420
Bro, they need to bring back 10 placement games, not five.

03:23:04.420 --> 03:23:06.220
10 with cinema.

03:23:06.220 --> 03:23:07.920
Chat, I have two wins, one loss.

03:23:07.920 --> 03:23:10.420
What placement do you think I'm gonna get right now?

03:23:12.140 --> 03:23:14.180
No, not this, bro.

03:23:14.180 --> 03:23:16.540
Ubisoft, I'm never gonna use this, guys.

03:23:16.540 --> 03:23:18.060
I like Ubii, Ubii.

03:23:18.060 --> 03:23:18.900
Love y'all.

03:23:18.900 --> 03:23:22.020
I'm never using shooting range.

03:23:22.020 --> 03:23:25.340
Can we not put it right underneath the matchmaking queue?

03:23:25.340 --> 03:23:26.620
Chat two wins, one loss.

03:23:26.620 --> 03:23:28.500
We're looking good, we're looking good, Kittens.

03:23:28.500 --> 03:23:29.540
Fast, take it to one.

03:23:29.540 --> 03:23:30.780
You're gonna get copper.

03:23:30.780 --> 03:23:33.220
Boggles said, gold like your teeth.

03:23:34.580 --> 03:23:35.540
Creative, bro.

03:23:39.180 --> 03:23:41.240
Please get back in Minecrafts, chat.

03:23:45.100 --> 03:23:47.300
Let me know what you guys think of this.

03:23:47.300 --> 03:23:57.300
I stream a hardcore Minecraft marathon where I cannot quit or end the stream until I beat it solo.

03:23:57.300 --> 03:24:05.300
We had the help of Ron. Ron carried the ever-living fuck out of us, but I did learn some things along the way.

03:24:05.300 --> 03:24:10.300
Chat, how long would that take? How long would that take?

03:24:10.300 --> 03:24:16.620
Soda how long would that take like maybe a maybe a month I

03:24:18.020 --> 03:24:20.420
Don't even know maybe a month. I

03:24:22.100 --> 03:24:24.100
Actually don't know

03:24:24.260 --> 03:24:26.260
Okay, what up, baby?

03:24:26.740 --> 03:24:30.060
Yeah, but no coach. Yeah, no coach. No coach literally sold off wait

03:24:30.540 --> 03:24:34.220
This is my okay, so I'm at plat elo right now chat

03:24:34.220 --> 03:24:42.400
I'm at plat elo because my teammates platform. Wait, I'm actually like plat slash gold low plat high gold

03:24:43.000 --> 03:24:45.000
Oh Clips up casino, please

03:24:46.360 --> 03:24:52.280
Wait, no, I don't want to I don't want to play amourl. I don't want to play amourl. Clips up casino. Give me the new map, please. Yes

03:24:53.720 --> 03:24:59.940
Yes, yes, yes, we got it. We got it guys. Yes

03:25:04.220 --> 03:25:10.620
Guys, I got the new map! Yes! Okay! First time playing it! First time playing it! Okay, okay, okay.

03:25:11.420 --> 03:25:15.020
Oh, can I just ban Dokka B? R6? Why don't you let me ban Dokka B, Mijo?

03:25:16.620 --> 03:25:19.740
I don't know what a good ban is on this map. I really don't know.

03:25:21.340 --> 03:25:28.300
Guys, I really don't know for realsies. First game in the new map. Okay, what site's better?

03:25:28.300 --> 03:25:33.820
basement or upstairs I'm gonna say I feel like basement is probably better I

03:25:33.820 --> 03:25:41.060
really know I really don't know the new map is terrible listen everybody says

03:25:41.060 --> 03:25:45.420
the new map is terrible when they don't know the map remember when people said

03:25:45.420 --> 03:25:48.740
night Haven labs was terrible when I first came out now night Haven labs is the

03:25:48.740 --> 03:25:53.780
top five map in the game but I'm gonna be unbiased

03:25:53.780 --> 03:26:00.840
Ubisoft has a track record of releasing horrible maps example outback terrible example

03:26:00.840 --> 03:26:06.860
Emerald Planes terrible example stadium Bravo terrible. I really hope this map is amazing

03:26:07.580 --> 03:26:11.620
Dude, let's go exploring with Mausie. Okay, so this room is vaults

03:26:12.920 --> 03:26:14.920
Okay, this would probably a good spot for rotation

03:26:17.980 --> 03:26:19.980
Wait that's outside what?

03:26:23.780 --> 03:26:35.380
Yeah, you guys like you guys like out back. What are you crazy?

03:26:40.180 --> 03:26:45.580
Are you guys insane you like out back for real fees

03:26:53.780 --> 03:26:58.940
let's go roving wait they're gonna have a doka beat nine all right lock in lock

03:26:58.940 --> 03:27:02.420
in lock in all right boys this is gonna be a YouTube video chat this is gonna be

03:27:02.420 --> 03:27:05.980
a YouTube video this is my first time in the new map in the new season as well

03:27:05.980 --> 03:27:11.980
this is my third game of the new season all right first thing I already noticed

03:27:11.980 --> 03:27:15.620
love this map this map is literally beautiful now just cuz the maps pretty

03:27:15.620 --> 03:27:19.100
doesn't mean the maps good example coastline coastline is a beautiful map

03:27:19.100 --> 03:27:24.100
but it's kind of mid. Cosine's not bad, it's just too attacker-sided.

03:27:26.100 --> 03:27:33.100
Normally, in years past, the bigger the map is, the more defender-sided it is, because it was just easier to roam.

03:27:33.100 --> 03:27:37.100
Dude, poker room. Chad, love me some poker. I love me-

03:27:38.100 --> 03:27:40.100
It really opens up here.

03:27:43.100 --> 03:27:44.100
Throw.

03:27:44.100 --> 03:27:58.780
watch this chat so I didn't know the seat guys I threw it

03:27:58.780 --> 03:28:11.440
I was trying to see for twins not the ceiling man oh my god

03:28:11.440 --> 03:28:15.440
Nice! My team is good!

03:28:15.440 --> 03:28:19.440
Guys, nice! Good work, good work, good work!

03:28:19.440 --> 03:28:23.440
Vincent, make him a five gifted. Vincent, kiss me on my forehead. I love you, Vincent.

03:28:23.440 --> 03:28:29.440
Okay, so, chat. First round of the new map.

03:28:29.440 --> 03:28:34.440
I'm roaming around like a lost puppy, but guess what? Everybody's roaming around like a lost puppy.

03:28:34.440 --> 03:28:38.440
Here's the second thing I noticed. The main lobby is gigantic.

03:28:38.440 --> 03:28:39.680
It's so open.

03:28:41.960 --> 03:28:44.500
It low, dude, the main lobby is so open.

03:28:47.860 --> 03:28:49.700
Beautiful C4, thank you, Sesta.

03:28:49.700 --> 03:28:51.100
All right, let's try upstairs.

03:28:51.100 --> 03:28:53.860
Shout upstairs, let's try upstairs, why not, why not?

03:28:53.860 --> 03:28:57.060
And we're gonna play, but I love Thunderbird.

03:28:57.060 --> 03:28:59.300
Also Thunderbird got like,

03:28:59.300 --> 03:29:02.580
Thunderbird got an involuntary buff

03:29:02.580 --> 03:29:05.500
since Doka B got a buff

03:29:05.500 --> 03:29:07.740
because now that Doka B is just gonna do

03:29:07.740 --> 03:29:11.580
guaranteed damage to people if they don't hang up well now they can just eat the

03:29:11.580 --> 03:29:17.580
guaranteed damage and then eat my thunderbirds it's the ultimate team player

03:29:18.500 --> 03:29:24.100
do chat I was trying to see for twitch and I see for the ceiling

03:29:24.100 --> 03:29:32.540
Yo, this map is really pretty, man.

03:29:32.540 --> 03:29:37.340
This is a cigar room, okay.

03:29:37.340 --> 03:29:48.420
This map is really pretty.

03:29:48.420 --> 03:29:50.420
When is the solo Minecraft marathon?

03:29:50.420 --> 03:29:53.300
Yo, I need a break from the last one.

03:29:53.300 --> 03:29:57.380
Maybe in a couple of months, but I will do it. I will do it. I swear. I will

03:30:02.980 --> 03:30:08.460
Maybe in like three or four months realistically dude look at this chap look at this

03:30:09.660 --> 03:30:15.400
See how open it is yo, how much you want to bet if I aim right here. I get like a free headshot kill

03:30:17.300 --> 03:30:19.300
Here I'm here. I'm here

03:30:20.020 --> 03:30:22.020
Check you here

03:30:23.300 --> 03:30:52.300
Bro this is so scary, you can actually go out of the roof.

03:30:52.300 --> 03:30:55.900
like a ball of blocker, blocker.

03:30:55.900 --> 03:30:59.660
Karol van B.A. young boy.

03:30:59.660 --> 03:31:01.220
But if you find my house, surprise him.

03:31:01.220 --> 03:31:04.140
Well, I'll send him to the water.

03:31:04.140 --> 03:31:05.020
Don't know how.

03:31:15.660 --> 03:31:16.260
One's not.

03:31:19.540 --> 03:31:20.380
Chad, you can hear that?

03:31:20.380 --> 03:31:21.980
One of them was not.

03:31:21.980 --> 03:31:26.700
I should have let them rez and got the double kill.

03:31:26.700 --> 03:31:31.860
Boggles just typed sensitivity lower than his IQ.

03:31:31.860 --> 03:31:35.780
So, yo, Boggles, you realize that's normal, right?

03:31:35.780 --> 03:31:39.060
Boggles, the average IQ is 100.

03:31:39.060 --> 03:31:41.620
No one who's ever played Siege has ever

03:31:41.620 --> 03:31:43.580
used 100 sensitivity.

03:31:43.580 --> 03:31:48.540
Like, Boggles, the thing is, you are attacking my IQ.

03:31:48.540 --> 03:31:51.380
But by saying it, how you said it,

03:31:51.380 --> 03:31:54.860
You ended up proving how low your IQ is, Poggles.

03:31:54.860 --> 03:31:57.020
No one plays, oh my God, there's a Blackjack room?

03:31:57.020 --> 03:32:00.820
Okay, I'm in a casino, there has to be a Blackjack room.

03:32:00.820 --> 03:32:02.460
Miho, miho.

03:32:04.420 --> 03:32:06.100
I might jump in the Blackjack room,

03:32:06.100 --> 03:32:07.100
I'm not even trolling.

03:32:09.340 --> 03:32:11.660
Check, can you play Blackjack here?

03:32:11.660 --> 03:32:12.580
No way, right?

03:32:14.980 --> 03:32:17.900
Hey, Jinxie, when's the breaking out of Area 51 stream?

03:32:17.900 --> 03:32:19.340
All right.

03:32:21.380 --> 03:32:28.380
It's a nice map. Yeah, this map is very pretty. Very pretty!

03:32:28.380 --> 03:32:32.380
Blackjack! Blackjack!

03:32:32.380 --> 03:32:38.380
Okay, what do we got here? This guy's got, this is a blue margarita, you can tell.

03:32:38.380 --> 03:32:42.380
This is probably Tequila, I'm not gonna lie.

03:32:42.380 --> 03:32:45.380
There's a bunch of beers.

03:32:45.380 --> 03:32:50.380
Dude, it looks like somebody hit Blackjack and then somebody raged.

03:32:50.380 --> 03:32:54.460
than somebody Rage. It looked like a dealer hit Blackjack and someone Rage. I'm not gonna

03:32:54.460 --> 03:33:09.380
die. See bro, this is a good spot for a rotation. Dude one thing about being an R6 champion is

03:33:09.380 --> 03:33:12.100
you have to look at a map for the first time and just know where the rotations are gonna

03:33:12.100 --> 03:33:20.580
it off the dome scheme for it's located a bomb up for has located a bomb wait this

03:33:20.580 --> 03:33:27.060
is like wait this is new that's a new reload animation I think all right maybe

03:33:27.060 --> 03:33:33.140
I'm schizophrenic he's the same keep I activate it

03:33:36.420 --> 03:33:41.780
that was the worst zombie I've ever thrown in my life I'm not even kidding

03:33:41.780 --> 03:33:48.780
when I say that. That's the worst of zombie I've ever thrown in my life.

03:34:02.900 --> 03:34:08.260
Oh no, stop the explosion! This broken operator man!

03:34:08.260 --> 03:34:12.260
If I don't answer that, I'm on 60 health burning. Like, this is insane.

03:34:15.840 --> 03:34:17.340
Shiloki used her a bit, but he wronged.

03:34:17.760 --> 03:34:20.460
You should only doggie when you know someone's near by you, though.

03:34:24.340 --> 03:34:28.380
JP calling? You can't even say JP calling. It's like Satan calling now.

03:34:32.580 --> 03:34:33.900
I don't even know where I'm going, Chad.

03:34:34.540 --> 03:34:36.740
I'm probably gonna walk right into an enemy in a second.

03:34:38.260 --> 03:34:45.260
He's dead.

03:34:45.260 --> 03:34:51.740
He's dead.

03:34:51.740 --> 03:34:52.740
Terrible dokerby.

03:34:52.740 --> 03:35:03.740
Stop this, I'm not standing.

03:35:03.740 --> 03:35:15.740
I'm the greatest of all time! I'm the best of all time!

03:35:15.740 --> 03:35:22.740
Come on, man! Hyper-aware, hyper-aware! Go, brother, goodbye!

03:35:22.740 --> 03:35:24.740
Let's go, champ.

03:35:24.740 --> 03:35:27.740
Was that a 3k or a 4k? That was a 4k.

03:35:27.740 --> 03:35:29.740
Dude, that was a 4k.

03:35:29.740 --> 03:35:32.860
I'm going to play Dokeby just because she's literally broken.

03:35:33.420 --> 03:35:34.660
So what counters her?

03:35:34.660 --> 03:35:37.700
I guess mute, just ban mute, and we automatically win.

03:35:38.180 --> 03:35:39.820
This character is busted.

03:35:40.540 --> 03:35:42.620
Just ban mute, we automatically win, no?

03:35:47.820 --> 03:35:48.940
That was a 4K chat.

03:35:49.340 --> 03:35:50.580
Hyper Autism.

03:35:50.700 --> 03:35:51.820
All right.

03:35:51.820 --> 03:35:52.460
Wait, wait.

03:35:53.300 --> 03:35:57.620
Dude, I had to go Dokeby at the speed of human like, or the speed of light.

03:35:57.980 --> 03:35:59.500
Because I didn't want somebody to take it.

03:35:59.740 --> 03:36:02.580
That rooster thing pretty gifted. Love you, don't go to the event.

03:36:02.580 --> 03:36:05.020
Mute doesn't even counter it. Wait, it's a chat.

03:36:05.020 --> 03:36:07.900
The counters to DokaBee just so we're clear.

03:36:07.900 --> 03:36:12.140
And I'm not talking about like Doc or Thunderbird where you can work around it.

03:36:12.140 --> 03:36:15.060
I mean direct hard counters.

03:36:15.060 --> 03:36:16.460
What is it?

03:36:16.460 --> 03:36:18.460
Is there any counters?

03:36:18.460 --> 03:36:20.460
Is there any counters?

03:36:20.460 --> 03:36:23.460
Guys, are there any counters?

03:36:24.740 --> 03:36:26.740
I don't, nothing, nothing.

03:36:26.740 --> 03:36:28.740
The chat is saying nothing.

03:36:29.740 --> 03:36:40.740
Wait a minute, tequila bar?

03:36:40.740 --> 03:36:42.340
It's a DJ booth.

03:36:42.340 --> 03:36:46.260
Yo chat, we should explore what the map looks like from here.

03:36:46.260 --> 03:36:48.340
Dude, it's like Vegas, right?

03:36:48.340 --> 03:36:49.340
This is so sick.

03:36:49.340 --> 03:36:51.340
I actually love it.

03:36:51.340 --> 03:36:56.020
Oh my god, this is beautiful.

03:36:56.020 --> 03:36:57.020
R6.

03:36:57.020 --> 03:36:58.020
I'm not gonna lie.

03:36:58.020 --> 03:37:02.020
I'm proud of y'all. This is a beautiful map, dude.

03:37:04.020 --> 03:37:06.020
This is beautiful, man.

03:37:08.020 --> 03:37:10.020
It's literally Vegas, y'all.

03:37:11.020 --> 03:37:13.020
Okay, the cars don't look realistic at all.

03:37:15.020 --> 03:37:16.020
Dude, there's the Vegas Sphere.

03:37:16.020 --> 03:37:18.020
Chat, Vegas Sphere back there?

03:37:18.020 --> 03:37:20.020
Ferris wheel? Eiffel Tower?

03:37:20.020 --> 03:37:22.020
Sick, bro.

03:37:23.020 --> 03:37:25.020
Wait, Huzzah. What do you mean?

03:37:25.020 --> 03:37:26.020
Huzzah.

03:37:26.020 --> 03:37:31.020
Oh, that's all right! Why not, eh?

03:37:33.020 --> 03:37:37.020
Yo, 6-in-1 chat, and my Katie's gonna be high after this.

03:37:37.020 --> 03:37:40.020
High, high, high, high, high, high, high!

03:37:40.020 --> 03:37:43.020
Can you shoot the balloons? Yes, you can!

03:37:43.020 --> 03:37:44.020
man!

03:37:44.020 --> 03:37:50.020
Peek it, you pussy!

03:37:50.020 --> 03:38:11.680
I'm really good at grims actually.

03:38:11.680 --> 03:38:13.680
Holy shit

03:38:36.000 --> 03:38:38.000
See what

03:38:41.680 --> 03:38:43.680
I watched Jane down.

03:39:04.320 --> 03:39:06.320
I might get shit out of this angle.

03:39:11.680 --> 03:39:14.320
Ah, that was so winnable, I shouldn't have crouched.

03:39:14.320 --> 03:39:16.280
Never crouched.

03:39:16.280 --> 03:39:17.680
I don't know why I crouched.

03:39:17.680 --> 03:39:19.080
If I stand, he's dead.

03:39:19.080 --> 03:39:19.960
If I stand, he's dead.

03:39:19.960 --> 03:39:21.120
If I stand, he's dead.

03:39:21.120 --> 03:39:22.480
If I stand, he's dead.

03:39:24.480 --> 03:39:26.480
Wait, Thermite, you got it, please!

03:39:26.480 --> 03:39:28.040
Thermite, for the boys!

03:39:28.040 --> 03:39:29.720
For the boys!

03:39:29.720 --> 03:39:31.920
For the boys!

03:39:31.920 --> 03:39:33.160
Come on, Thermite, 1v1.

03:39:36.440 --> 03:39:40.320
Put the Yeager Black Ice in my ass.

03:39:40.320 --> 03:39:41.400
7 and 2 will take it.

03:39:41.400 --> 03:39:42.680
If I stand, I win that.

03:39:42.680 --> 03:39:43.760
I shouldn't have crouched.

03:39:43.760 --> 03:39:45.640
Chat, listen to me.

03:39:45.640 --> 03:39:47.440
Never crouch in this game.

03:39:47.440 --> 03:39:48.880
I'm not kidding.

03:39:48.880 --> 03:39:50.120
Never do it.

03:39:50.120 --> 03:39:52.080
You just get head shoted by bad players

03:39:52.080 --> 03:39:53.640
with bad crosshair placement.

03:39:53.640 --> 03:39:55.400
Don't reward bad players.

03:39:55.400 --> 03:39:57.400
Don't reward bad players.

03:39:57.400 --> 03:39:59.080
Never crouch.

03:39:59.080 --> 03:40:00.400
1.6 KD.

03:40:00.400 --> 03:40:03.560
See, now this is the junko I fucking know.

03:40:03.560 --> 03:40:07.360
So wait, in placement games, in the old days of siege,

03:40:07.360 --> 03:40:11.000
you would get plus like 140 minus 140.

03:40:11.000 --> 03:40:13.640
So you would swing like crazy.

03:40:13.640 --> 03:40:16.960
If I just won in flat, my next placement's

03:40:16.960 --> 03:40:18.000
going to be Emerald.

03:40:18.000 --> 03:40:19.000
Do this play another one.

03:40:19.000 --> 03:40:20.880
Yo, one more until we get place.

03:40:20.880 --> 03:40:22.120
One more until we get place.

03:40:34.960 --> 03:40:36.000
All right, chat.

03:40:36.000 --> 03:40:37.600
Here we go.

03:40:37.600 --> 03:40:40.200
We have one lost, three wins in our placements,

03:40:40.200 --> 03:40:42.800
also wrote you, not bad, Kade.

03:40:42.800 --> 03:40:44.340
I've gotten some good teammates.

03:40:44.340 --> 03:40:48.340
The first team was a literal lobotomy team.

03:40:48.340 --> 03:40:52.480
The second team was like lobotomites.

03:40:52.480 --> 03:40:53.800
And then the third and the fourth team were good.

03:40:53.800 --> 03:40:56.140
The third and the fourth team were good.

03:40:56.140 --> 03:40:58.720
Video idea, beat Minecraft.

03:40:58.720 --> 03:41:00.760
Brother, listen to me.

03:41:00.760 --> 03:41:03.360
We just did that with Ron, but it was Mickey Mouse

03:41:03.360 --> 03:41:05.320
because I didn't beat Minecraft.

03:41:05.320 --> 03:41:10.320
So, in like four months, I'm going to solo beat Minecraft.

03:41:11.000 --> 03:41:14.200
Hardcore, nonstop, solo.

03:41:14.200 --> 03:41:17.760
To prove all the doubt is wrong, solo.

03:41:17.760 --> 03:41:21.680
I'm not gonna lie, that stream, with Rod, it was four days.

03:41:21.680 --> 03:41:25.000
That stream is gonna be 10 days, I'm not even kidding.

03:41:25.000 --> 03:41:27.360
But my God, that'll be cinema if I beat it.

03:41:27.360 --> 03:41:31.000
I might lose my mind, but listen, I won't quit, I promise.

03:41:31.000 --> 03:41:33.500
All right, next game.

03:41:33.500 --> 03:41:36.260
After this game, we will have our rank.

03:41:36.260 --> 03:41:37.820
Let me say that again.

03:41:37.820 --> 03:41:39.860
After, Clip Socasino, back to back.

03:41:39.860 --> 03:41:42.140
For the boys!

03:41:42.140 --> 03:41:44.580
Back to back, new map!

03:41:45.740 --> 03:41:48.820
After this game, we will have our rank.

03:41:48.820 --> 03:41:50.180
Do you understand?

03:41:51.060 --> 03:41:52.540
I need to win this game.

03:41:52.540 --> 03:41:54.980
Everybody lock in, all right?

03:41:58.140 --> 03:42:02.180
Perez, Perez, Perez, Perez, Perez, Perez, Perez.

03:42:02.180 --> 03:42:03.460
After this game, I'll have my rank.

03:42:03.460 --> 03:42:05.060
We got back to back to lipsocus, you know,

03:42:05.060 --> 03:42:06.960
everybody dialed in chat.

03:42:06.960 --> 03:42:09.220
By the way, if you've finished your placement games

03:42:09.220 --> 03:42:11.300
or YouTube, if you're watching this video on YouTube

03:42:11.300 --> 03:42:14.000
at about an hour, what rank did you get

03:42:14.000 --> 03:42:15.380
in your placement games?

03:42:15.380 --> 03:42:16.620
Okay, here we go.

03:42:16.620 --> 03:42:18.700
Focus, lock in with Play Scopos.

03:42:19.540 --> 03:42:21.980
Staff working good this season, not gonna lie.

03:42:21.980 --> 03:42:26.980
1.6 KV, 75% 1% it's not bad kid, but it's not what we want.

03:42:27.700 --> 03:42:31.260
Last season I had a 1.9 KV on PC and I hit Emerald.

03:42:31.260 --> 03:42:34.900
This season, I needed 2KV and I need to be champion.

03:42:34.900 --> 03:42:38.020
No ifs ands or buts about it, no questions.

03:42:38.020 --> 03:42:41.260
So I'm gonna drop an absolute nuke in this game.

03:42:42.860 --> 03:42:43.900
I'm already champion.

03:42:43.900 --> 03:42:45.020
You place champion?

03:42:45.020 --> 03:42:46.980
Oh, we got a liar in the chat.

03:42:46.980 --> 03:42:50.780
Bro, it's not possible to place in champion from five games.

03:42:50.780 --> 03:42:53.500
If you lie again, you're getting banned.

03:42:53.500 --> 03:42:55.060
You can't place champion.

03:42:55.060 --> 03:42:56.520
It's not possible.

03:42:56.520 --> 03:42:59.500
Somebody said global elite, that's a counter strike rank.

03:42:59.500 --> 03:43:00.900
All right.

03:43:02.180 --> 03:43:03.540
Secure the area. Keep the bomb.

03:43:03.540 --> 03:43:04.460
When is the last of us?

03:43:04.460 --> 03:43:06.700
I'm either gonna do the last of us in one week

03:43:06.700 --> 03:43:07.620
or in three weeks.

03:43:07.620 --> 03:43:08.740
I don't know.

03:43:08.740 --> 03:43:09.900
Lock in, here we go.

03:43:13.900 --> 03:43:14.740
It's a compromise.

03:43:14.740 --> 03:43:16.100
I'm gonna compromise the plan accordingly.

03:43:16.100 --> 03:43:16.940
Lock in.

03:43:18.980 --> 03:43:20.580
Lock in, Chad. Lock in, lock in.

03:43:26.700 --> 03:43:28.420
Hello, Dean.

03:43:28.420 --> 03:43:36.420
Oh my god

03:43:36.420 --> 03:43:40.420
how are you how are you doing I'm doing alright just just got on some R6

03:43:40.420 --> 03:43:42.420
I can't hear myself!

03:43:42.420 --> 03:43:44.420
I'm really upset that we got the right name

03:43:44.420 --> 03:43:46.420
I'm not gonna talk you crazy

03:43:46.420 --> 03:43:48.420
I'm not R6 right now too

03:43:48.420 --> 03:43:50.420
are you actually?

03:43:50.420 --> 03:43:52.420
yeah as we speak

03:43:52.420 --> 03:43:54.420
that's kinda cool

03:43:54.420 --> 03:43:56.420
that's not sex though

03:43:56.420 --> 03:43:59.500
I'm pretty, uh, I played it at once, and I just hate it.

03:43:59.500 --> 03:44:01.060
Guys, guys, please.

03:44:01.060 --> 03:44:02.060
I also might just hate it.

03:44:02.060 --> 03:44:04.940
I mean, I do get mad, but it's just, like, I don't know where to go.

03:44:04.940 --> 03:44:05.940
You know what I'm doing?

03:44:08.060 --> 03:44:08.900
Are they just in?

03:44:08.900 --> 03:44:10.700
The map's killing you to some degree, going.

03:44:11.900 --> 03:44:12.900
The map's actually great.

03:44:12.900 --> 03:44:13.900
I can feel it.

03:44:14.940 --> 03:44:16.140
The map's very clean.

03:44:16.500 --> 03:44:18.020
I love, I love pretty maps.

03:44:18.020 --> 03:44:19.300
I'm a very aesthetic guy.

03:44:19.300 --> 03:44:20.180
I'm a little sassy.

03:44:21.820 --> 03:44:23.500
I like Starbucks and aesthetic.

03:44:23.540 --> 03:44:24.940
Oh, God, I got targeted by demos.

03:44:25.220 --> 03:44:26.140
What does that mean, chat?

03:44:26.420 --> 03:44:43.700
I'm putting siege. I'm putting siege. I'm putting siege. Deimos. Delcabee. Voila. This

03:44:43.700 --> 03:44:49.380
is crazy. Deimos. Delcabee. All right. Here's the thing. Listen to me. Listen to me clear.

03:44:49.380 --> 03:44:51.380
What's that this doing if

03:44:52.520 --> 03:44:57.700
Muted muted muted muted sure they're all great guys, but my eardrums are gonna explode

03:44:58.300 --> 03:45:02.580
In 2026 if you want to hit champion and siege do not realm

03:45:03.540 --> 03:45:05.260
It's over

03:45:05.260 --> 03:45:08.660
Doka be is or at least wait until you can ban her

03:45:08.940 --> 03:45:15.140
Doka be is you can't roam anymore. I'm not even kidding if you're playing against competent players. You can't roam

03:45:15.540 --> 03:45:18.540
Can't roam brother. What was I supposed to do there?

03:45:19.380 --> 03:45:26.380
I couldn't even see because of the notification on my screen. Wait my team's clutching my team's clutching my team's clutching my team's clutching my team's clutch!

03:45:26.380 --> 03:45:31.380
Oh my god, I love you guys! You guys are crazy! Please clutch.

03:45:34.380 --> 03:45:38.380
You got it, you got it. 2v1. Please clutch, please clutch.

03:45:40.380 --> 03:45:45.380
Chat 2v1. We got it, relax. We got it, relax. We got it, relax.

03:45:45.380 --> 03:45:47.380
Nice guys!

03:45:47.380 --> 03:45:49.380
Let's go, damn it!

03:45:49.380 --> 03:45:55.380
Yo, guys, I just want to say you guys are go-ded, thank you so much for clutching.

03:45:55.380 --> 03:45:57.380
Wait, I forgot I have to do this, Chad. I can do this.

03:45:57.380 --> 03:45:59.380
Mr. Jixi Soundboard?

03:45:59.380 --> 03:46:01.380
No, that's the real Jixi Bear.

03:46:01.380 --> 03:46:03.380
Wait, I actually did it not later.

03:46:03.380 --> 03:46:05.380
Wait, guys, I have one request, guys.

03:46:05.380 --> 03:46:07.380
I have one request.

03:46:07.380 --> 03:46:09.380
I have one request.

03:46:09.380 --> 03:46:11.380
I have one request.

03:46:11.380 --> 03:46:13.380
I have one request.

03:46:13.380 --> 03:46:15.380
I have one request guys

03:46:15.380 --> 03:46:18.380
Wait, wait, wait, let's see, let's see the request Junko

03:46:18.380 --> 03:46:23.380
This game, every time there's a new season it introduces a bug and this season it puts everybody's volume on 7000%

03:46:23.380 --> 03:46:26.380
So could you guys go to your audio and put your input capture?

03:46:26.380 --> 03:46:29.380
No, no, no, I'm good, I'm good, thank you though

03:46:29.380 --> 03:46:31.380
Oh, okay

03:46:31.380 --> 03:46:37.380
I'm just gonna mute you then, like wait, wait, wait, wait, what? What? You're good

03:46:37.380 --> 03:46:42.380
My ears are ringing! You're good!

03:46:42.380 --> 03:46:44.480
Hey, I'm just gonna mute you.

03:46:44.480 --> 03:46:45.980
What?

03:46:45.980 --> 03:46:47.420
What, like what?

03:46:48.380 --> 03:46:50.140
You're good.

03:46:50.140 --> 03:46:52.820
My ears are gonna blow up.

03:46:52.820 --> 03:46:54.340
What do you mean you're good?

03:46:58.060 --> 03:47:00.460
You're on 7,000% volume.

03:47:00.460 --> 03:47:02.740
And it's not even your fault, it's just a bug.

03:47:02.740 --> 03:47:05.700
I'm literally asking you to just turn down your volume.

03:47:07.120 --> 03:47:09.980
I'm good, okay, okay.

03:47:09.980 --> 03:47:10.820
Nevermind, man.

03:47:10.820 --> 03:47:14.740
I'm just gonna quadruple mute every game until the siege fixes the game.

03:47:14.740 --> 03:47:16.740
I'm good!

03:47:16.740 --> 03:47:17.740
Okay.

03:47:17.740 --> 03:47:20.340
You're blasting my ears open, man.

03:47:20.340 --> 03:47:25.220
Yeah, this map, hey, this map is like literally beautiful.

03:47:25.220 --> 03:47:27.220
I'm not even gonna lie.

03:47:27.220 --> 03:47:31.220
Oh, this map is party!

03:47:31.220 --> 03:47:38.220
I think I'm gonna go back to the game.

03:47:49.220 --> 03:47:56.220
Can you gamble? Can you gamble on this?

03:47:56.220 --> 03:48:00.220
What am I doing? What am I doing? Am I an idiot?

03:48:01.220 --> 03:48:05.260
wait chat this looks like a good quarter to sit in with cavera no actually I

03:48:05.260 --> 03:48:10.580
could see you they could definitely see you on that when I can't roam I almost

03:48:10.580 --> 03:48:14.980
forgot I can't roam shadow can't roam oh my god I can't roam I need to get back

03:48:14.980 --> 03:48:19.340
the side room dead I need to get back the side room dead

03:48:24.780 --> 03:48:28.980
I'm gonna get Deimos del Cabean

03:48:31.220 --> 03:48:33.220
I actually almost forgot for a second.

03:48:42.340 --> 03:48:43.700
Don't like barricade it!

03:48:43.700 --> 03:48:45.700
Don't like barricade it!

03:48:45.700 --> 03:48:55.700
th

03:48:55.700 --> 03:48:59.700
th

03:48:59.700 --> 03:49:05.700
th

03:49:35.700 --> 03:49:42.700
Why are you- you're under my gun!

03:49:42.700 --> 03:49:54.540
Like how much you are you!

03:49:54.540 --> 03:49:57.060
I should have never peed.

03:49:57.060 --> 03:49:59.860
He's under my gun!

03:49:59.860 --> 03:50:01.700
You absolute luck box!

03:50:01.700 --> 03:50:03.700
Oh my god.

03:50:03.700 --> 03:50:04.700
Fishies!

03:50:04.700 --> 03:50:07.100
Jack, does anybody know what type of fish this is?

03:50:09.100 --> 03:50:11.100
Wait, why are they only doing one motion?

03:50:13.740 --> 03:50:16.780
This dude, Ubisoft, guys, why are the-

03:50:17.340 --> 03:50:17.840
Okay.

03:50:18.620 --> 03:50:20.780
Y'all can't even try to make it realistical.

03:50:22.860 --> 03:50:24.860
The fish are going in one motion.

03:50:24.860 --> 03:50:42.580
guys the fish are going in one motion that's actually insane close out of the door close

03:50:42.580 --> 03:50:43.580
Close side of the door.

03:50:43.580 --> 03:50:44.580
Close side of the door.

03:50:44.580 --> 03:50:45.580
15 seconds.

03:50:45.580 --> 03:50:46.580
Planting.

03:50:46.580 --> 03:50:47.580
Planting.

03:50:47.580 --> 03:50:48.580
Kill the planter!

03:50:48.580 --> 03:50:49.580
Kill the planter!

03:50:49.580 --> 03:50:50.580
Kill the planter!

03:50:50.580 --> 03:50:51.580
Oh my god, you're the best!

03:50:51.580 --> 03:50:52.580
You're the best!

03:50:52.580 --> 03:50:53.580
Holy crap!

03:50:53.580 --> 03:50:54.580
What?!

03:50:54.580 --> 03:50:57.580
Kill the planter! Kill the planter! Kill the planter!

03:50:57.580 --> 03:50:59.580
Oh my god, you're the best!

03:50:59.580 --> 03:51:02.580
You're the GOAT! Holy crap!

03:51:02.580 --> 03:51:03.580
What?!

03:51:12.580 --> 03:51:13.580
Somebody to check this went...

03:51:13.580 --> 03:51:16.580
Maybe because it's not a fishing game.

03:51:16.580 --> 03:51:20.580
Yo bro, oh, thanks for telling me Siege isn't a fishing game.

03:51:20.580 --> 03:51:25.980
I'm talking about how they literally coded the fish to do one motion continuously, like that's so lazy.

03:51:25.980 --> 03:51:30.980
You can't even have it do two motions, or three, or no, two.

03:51:30.980 --> 03:51:32.980
The fish did this the whole time.

03:51:34.480 --> 03:51:36.480
Maybe because it's not a fishing game.

03:51:36.480 --> 03:51:39.980
Oh, thanks, man. I thought I was on Sega right now doing a fishing game.

03:51:41.480 --> 03:51:43.480
Unmute. Yo, bro, I'm-

03:51:44.980 --> 03:51:46.980
Junko, what's that? It turns down my mic.

03:51:50.580 --> 03:51:52.580
Yo, what's up guys? How's it going?

03:51:54.780 --> 03:51:56.220
Hey, jump go!

03:51:56.220 --> 03:52:01.420
Yo bro, just go to your audio and then go to your input and then just turn it down your input volume.

03:52:01.920 --> 03:52:03.920
All right, thank you.

03:52:04.660 --> 03:52:06.380
I know you like that clutch though.

03:52:06.380 --> 03:52:10.060
Yeah, I did. That clutch actually turned me on a little bit, kitten.

03:52:10.060 --> 03:52:12.060
Oh shit.

03:52:12.060 --> 03:52:13.060
Thank you, thank you.

03:52:13.060 --> 03:52:14.060
How are you?

03:52:14.060 --> 03:52:15.060
Wait a second.

03:52:15.060 --> 03:52:16.060
Is this better?

03:52:16.060 --> 03:52:18.060
Yes, it's way better, way better, way better.

03:52:18.060 --> 03:52:19.060
Okay, okay, okay.

03:52:19.060 --> 03:52:22.980
I love the minecraft stream bro, congratulations bro.

03:52:22.980 --> 03:52:26.140
Hey thank you man, thank you seriously thank you dad.

03:52:26.140 --> 03:52:28.540
Very wholesome today, wow.

03:52:28.540 --> 03:52:29.420
Very wholesome.

03:52:29.420 --> 03:52:32.060
It's R6 Jinxie not Bass Pro, yeah guys.

03:52:32.060 --> 03:52:33.340
How long did it take?

03:52:33.340 --> 03:52:35.260
I didn't see it, I wasn't aware of it.

03:52:35.260 --> 03:52:37.940
Me, Hunion, it took 75 hours.

03:52:37.940 --> 03:52:39.100
Oh god.

03:52:39.100 --> 03:52:41.140
Yeah, next I'm gonna do it solo,

03:52:41.140 --> 03:52:43.100
and it might take a month, I'm not even kidding.

03:52:43.100 --> 03:52:43.940
It might take a month.

03:52:43.940 --> 03:52:45.620
You do not want to like Ronded though.

03:52:45.620 --> 03:52:47.780
What, no armor, I'm a bad guy.

03:52:47.780 --> 03:52:51.220
Dude, I didn't know what. Ron did it, dude! Ron did it!

03:52:51.220 --> 03:52:54.980
Yeah, but Ron's like a speedrunner. He beat the game in the hell.

03:52:55.980 --> 03:52:56.780
Okay, but like, look.

03:52:56.780 --> 03:52:59.480
Bro, I have CTE, bro! I have CTE!

03:52:59.480 --> 03:53:02.580
No, you don't, bro! No, you don't, bro!

03:53:03.880 --> 03:53:04.780
Me, huh?

03:53:05.080 --> 03:53:07.880
Jack, no, I do! I really do have CTE!

03:53:08.580 --> 03:53:11.980
Yo, what do I like in Force? What should I put my fucking things on?

03:53:11.980 --> 03:53:16.180
Bro, I'm gonna be honest, I don't even know. It's gonna take me like a month to learn this map. I'm not even kidding.

03:53:16.180 --> 03:53:17.080
Thank you, thanks.

03:53:17.780 --> 03:53:22.780
5 seconds left.

03:53:22.780 --> 03:53:27.780
Top 4 has located a bomb.

03:53:27.780 --> 03:53:32.780
You have been spotted.

03:53:32.780 --> 03:53:37.780
Your location has been compromised.

03:53:37.780 --> 03:53:41.780
Shield operator, DokaV.

03:53:41.780 --> 03:53:44.780
I mean, you guys are so disgusting.

03:53:44.780 --> 03:53:46.780
Monty Dokeby!

03:53:46.780 --> 03:53:48.780
What just hit me?

03:53:48.780 --> 03:53:51.780
Oh, that was the Dokeby call that I forgot about.

03:53:51.780 --> 03:53:53.780
What am I?

03:53:53.780 --> 03:53:55.780
Oh, we're playing Dokeby War on Attack!

03:53:55.780 --> 03:53:57.780
We're playing Dokeby War on Attack!

03:53:57.780 --> 03:53:59.780
Dokeby is on two paint?

03:54:11.780 --> 03:54:13.780
Oh, they're in sight.

03:54:14.780 --> 03:54:16.840
you

03:54:44.780 --> 03:54:46.840
you

03:55:14.780 --> 03:55:16.840
you

03:55:44.780 --> 03:55:46.840
you

03:56:14.780 --> 03:56:16.840
you

03:56:44.780 --> 03:56:46.840
you

03:57:14.780 --> 03:57:31.180
Dude, I'm, I'm free and freed, Lee.

03:57:31.180 --> 03:57:33.500
I gotta clean this up.

03:57:33.500 --> 03:57:35.060
Unranked gameplay.

03:57:35.060 --> 03:57:37.540
This is my last game before I get my rank.

03:57:37.540 --> 03:57:39.220
I don't know what I'm gonna get, but I need to win.

03:57:39.220 --> 03:57:40.220
I need to win.

03:57:40.220 --> 03:57:41.220
I need to win.

03:57:41.220 --> 03:57:43.220
Jackie

03:57:47.100 --> 03:57:49.380
Yo guys, I have a question guys

03:57:50.060 --> 03:57:55.700
Yes, it's up. Jokka shoot shoot when you guys shower. Do you wash your ass?

03:57:56.860 --> 03:57:58.860
Of course, bro. You have okay

03:57:59.260 --> 03:58:04.300
Like I'd be dirty talking on the chaser in the crack in the crack in the crack in the crack

03:58:04.580 --> 03:58:09.020
Yeah, you'd be dirty if you didn't do that bro. No, no, no, I don't think that's dirty

03:58:09.020 --> 03:58:13.900
Okay, no, if you really think about it, bro, you're you're scrubbing body soap, right?

03:58:13.900 --> 03:58:17.500
It's dripping down to the crack. I like that guy. And

03:58:18.880 --> 03:58:23.780
Whoa, whoa, whoa, if you're wiping your butt, you're gonna have poop left over, right?

03:58:23.780 --> 03:58:28.020
So unless you have like a bidet, your butt's gonna be dirty no matter what, bro.

03:58:28.020 --> 03:58:30.020
Like I don't know why you're wiping it.

03:58:30.020 --> 03:58:32.020
Yeah, that's why you wash it, bro.

03:58:32.020 --> 03:58:36.340
So because you don't wash your ass, maybe we get a dokobie and a blitz and just end the game.

03:58:36.340 --> 03:58:39.820
because that like if we don't wash our ass bro that's what we should play

03:58:39.820 --> 03:58:44.860
don't give me blitz a I could run it if y'all what all right all right so many

03:58:44.860 --> 03:58:49.020
run where we don't blitz because I don't wash my ass we're gonna don't give you

03:58:49.020 --> 03:58:53.140
call the rumor and then I'm gonna blitz him because I don't wash my ass okay

03:58:53.140 --> 03:58:59.660
fat fat fat I'm with you Dixie who's who's roaming though no I was saying

03:58:59.660 --> 03:59:02.980
all the fact that you do not need to play you can't go that way you can't go

03:59:02.980 --> 03:59:08.900
in your but in your but we got to go back up

03:59:11.540 --> 03:59:21.780
where are we there are we you know where the fuck do we go classic where do we go

03:59:21.780 --> 03:59:27.180
ash could you like hot reach this ash and we just all fly in

03:59:32.980 --> 03:59:42.980
We gotta get some kings so I can call.

03:59:42.980 --> 03:59:52.980
I'm gonna drone real quick.

03:59:52.980 --> 03:59:58.980
Yeah bro, try to get pings on these guys, cause then if you could call them I could just run at them.

03:59:58.980 --> 04:00:04.660
I don't know how to get to the site from here though.

04:00:04.660 --> 04:00:16.980
Vigil's up here on the north mezzanine second floor somewhere.

04:00:16.980 --> 04:00:23.740
There's one by that two thing, there's K by that two thing.

04:00:23.740 --> 04:00:30.740
i'm calling vigil right now

04:00:33.340 --> 04:00:36.100
you guys do we know what's i think it would be a good thing

04:00:36.100 --> 04:00:41.220
yeah yeah to the left right here like right here

04:00:41.220 --> 04:00:43.860
cage should be down this hallway i believe

04:00:43.860 --> 04:00:47.860
you lost our call call call call cake okay okay

04:00:47.860 --> 04:00:54.860
uh... we don't have him scanned can't call

04:00:58.220 --> 04:01:02.220
are calling now

04:01:02.220 --> 04:01:05.660
called

04:01:05.660 --> 04:01:11.380
you ask you have a lot of questions you ask under the mirror

04:01:11.380 --> 04:01:14.500
you ask you have a lot of charge

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ball ride

04:01:16.540 --> 04:01:23.540
he always in his own world

04:01:23.540 --> 04:01:25.700
calm here

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twenty five seconds

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well uh... but it will be a lot of people

04:01:37.660 --> 04:01:41.540
but it's not

04:01:41.540 --> 04:01:45.700
what why is it a few

04:01:45.700 --> 04:01:47.700
Oh my god, I'm outside, what the fuck?

04:01:50.700 --> 04:01:52.700
This is such a disadvantage.

04:01:52.700 --> 04:01:56.700
CTESPN, why is the defuser downstairs? Why is that not in game chat?

04:02:02.700 --> 04:02:05.700
Yeah, this is going to be a ball game here, boys. This is going to be a ball game.

04:02:05.700 --> 04:02:07.700
I can't play, but it's too disgusting.

04:02:09.700 --> 04:02:12.700
That's okay, we win now, now we win.

04:02:15.700 --> 04:02:18.380
I said if you're downstate, I don't understand.

04:02:18.380 --> 04:02:21.180
Yeah, if we win this game, I'll hit a rare ball right.

04:02:25.180 --> 04:02:26.660
It's making friends.

04:02:26.660 --> 04:02:29.900
Oh, yo, bro, guys, I'm not a it.

04:02:29.900 --> 04:02:30.740
I'm not a it.

04:02:33.980 --> 04:02:35.780
All right, I don't know any of the spawn points.

04:02:35.780 --> 04:02:36.820
Dude, when I'm learning a map,

04:02:36.820 --> 04:02:38.940
I like attacking it first rather than defending it

04:02:38.940 --> 04:02:41.180
because I like working in and not working out.

04:02:41.180 --> 04:02:50.180
Miho listen. You don't wash your ass to just play Blitz. Yeah, but I'm not even good at Blitz.

04:02:50.180 --> 04:02:57.180
Nothing, like I'm not going to see it or act like Blitz takes any brain cells to use, but I just don't like using pistols. I have no trigger finger.

04:02:57.180 --> 04:03:06.180
Blitz is like, if it was up to me, I would just delete shield operators from the game completely, or I would nerf them into the ground, one or the other.

04:03:06.780 --> 04:03:09.680
Shield operators are so stupid. It's insane

04:03:11.780 --> 04:03:13.780
It's talking all right

04:03:14.420 --> 04:03:18.020
Now but I'm already just gonna say this like I like ranked 3.0 already

04:03:18.020 --> 04:03:24.080
I like that. I'm not in copper right now. You don't have to start out in copper. You just start out in a good rank

04:03:27.500 --> 04:03:29.860
This is gonna be a good game back at this gonna be a close game

04:03:29.860 --> 04:03:39.380
Bro, Ace never even sees the light of day in this game.

04:03:39.380 --> 04:03:44.380
No one ever even gets to play Ace anymore man, he just gets a snap man.

04:03:44.380 --> 04:03:50.500
Yeah, so where'd they go?

04:03:50.500 --> 04:03:53.540
They went like in the middle floor, like where I pinged, this is where the reinforcement

04:03:53.540 --> 04:03:54.540
is.

04:03:54.540 --> 04:03:55.540
I went Thermite because I didn't even know.

04:03:55.540 --> 04:03:58.540
The best way to alert a map is to breach, so I'm just going to do that.

04:03:58.540 --> 04:04:00.540
All right back

04:04:01.140 --> 04:04:06.740
How do I pick this fun point every time yeah, yeah, whatever you do don't spawn here. I didn't know what this is called

04:04:11.700 --> 04:04:16.620
The warden chasing my drone fuck yeah warden's roaming around on the first floor

04:04:28.540 --> 04:04:35.540
No boys going class.

04:04:35.540 --> 04:04:42.540
Argus ready.

04:04:42.540 --> 04:04:57.540
God, hey, how much noise this tart makes.

04:04:57.540 --> 04:04:59.540
part makes

04:05:09.540 --> 04:05:12.540
oh dude, if they're running this is gonna fuck them up

04:05:20.540 --> 04:05:22.540
can i watch that free kill maybe?

04:05:22.540 --> 04:05:27.540
One's close on the brief hard wall.

04:05:27.540 --> 04:05:30.540
Oh, thank you for actually tubing that. That actually helped.

04:05:38.540 --> 04:05:43.540
I've died to two people who have been under my gun this game. I'm not even making this up.

04:05:43.540 --> 04:05:46.540
That's the second time someone was under my gun.

04:05:46.540 --> 04:06:15.660
I feel like this is one of the best games I've ever played.

04:06:15.660 --> 04:06:17.660
I feel like this is winnable.

04:06:20.660 --> 04:06:21.660
Good aim.

04:06:23.660 --> 04:06:25.660
Yo, I think you could res?

04:06:25.660 --> 04:06:27.660
I think you could res.

04:06:28.660 --> 04:06:30.660
I didn't even know you was downed.

04:06:32.660 --> 04:06:34.660
That was good aim from this guy.

04:06:37.660 --> 04:06:39.660
Why would you change your aim?

04:06:39.660 --> 04:06:41.660
Oh, nice shot.

04:06:41.660 --> 04:06:42.660
Good job, good job.

04:06:42.660 --> 04:06:44.660
Bro, I can't do anything in this game.

04:06:44.660 --> 04:06:47.660
This guy was under my gun. Wow. That was good stuff. What?

04:06:49.760 --> 04:06:53.040
That's a PC emerald, bro. That was good aim

04:06:58.620 --> 04:07:01.740
Are you fooling the internet or just ignored in life?

04:07:02.260 --> 04:07:06.060
Bugles you typed that message a week ago, bro. It wasn't funny then

04:07:06.620 --> 04:07:08.620
It wasn't funny then bro

04:07:09.220 --> 04:07:11.220
Do you stream on your email?

04:07:11.220 --> 04:07:17.980
Yo Luke Luke does your brain stream? Does your brain stream brain cells?

04:07:19.500 --> 04:07:21.500
But that was a PC emerald bro

04:07:22.900 --> 04:07:24.900
That's insane

04:07:26.580 --> 04:07:32.660
That was like really good of a name that Ella peaked at emerald he had an emerald banner that's actually insane

04:07:33.220 --> 04:07:35.220
He just fried two people

04:07:36.900 --> 04:07:38.660
All right, um

04:07:38.660 --> 04:07:46.080
Dude, I don't really know what to do guys because I don't know where to like the hard part about a new map is attacking because you just actually don't know where to go

04:07:50.140 --> 04:07:53.540
Are you happy in life? Yeah, I am you said I'm good at I am JC

04:07:55.260 --> 04:07:57.260
Yes, sir, bro. Yes, sir, man

04:08:00.020 --> 04:08:02.020
Storing the booger for later a

04:08:02.660 --> 04:08:05.260
What I can my day what?

04:08:05.260 --> 04:08:08.700
What do you mean, storing the booger for later?

04:08:08.700 --> 04:08:09.700
Is Ron awake?

04:08:09.700 --> 04:08:12.020
Bro, Ron left yesterday, bro.

04:08:12.020 --> 04:08:17.300
Ron left yesterday.

04:08:17.300 --> 04:08:18.300
Ron left yesterday.

04:08:18.300 --> 04:08:19.300
I miss Ron.

04:08:19.300 --> 04:08:23.420
Chad didn't realize this was going to happen, but I miss Ron, man.

04:08:23.420 --> 04:08:25.300
I miss Ron.

04:08:25.300 --> 04:08:26.300
I did it.

04:08:26.300 --> 04:08:27.300
I miss him.

04:08:27.300 --> 04:08:31.300
Okay, so this spawn is the roof spawn, or no, no, wait, what?

04:08:31.300 --> 04:08:35.300
I wish they just told you what I'm gonna do poolside

04:08:49.180 --> 04:08:57.780
Dude look at this this is sexy bro, they did good with this Matt man. They're done good son

04:09:01.300 --> 04:09:10.640
bring Ron to champion stream win that would literally take like bro about

04:09:10.640 --> 04:09:13.120
take a while

04:09:25.040 --> 04:09:29.920
what are you doing a marathon stream with boggles oh we're setting up a day

04:09:29.920 --> 04:09:38.340
I'll do that when hell freezes over is it first floor I know it's like friend ask I

04:09:46.960 --> 04:09:51.840
Don't even want to play brava chat because of the drone glitch right now. I'm not even kidding, bro

04:09:59.920 --> 04:10:29.680
I'm literally just wandering because I don't even know where I'm supposed to go.

04:10:29.680 --> 04:10:33.680
This is so new map core, like I didn't even know where I was supposed to go man, seriously.

04:10:33.680 --> 04:10:38.320
I actually don't even know where to go.

04:10:38.320 --> 04:10:44.440
I can't play bravo this season until they fix the drone glitch.

04:10:44.440 --> 04:10:52.800
We gotta start hitting castles when we're gonna lose.

04:10:52.800 --> 04:10:54.800
I'm looking under under under under

04:11:07.140 --> 04:11:08.140
Calling him

04:11:22.800 --> 04:11:32.800
I downcastle, castles downed.

04:11:32.800 --> 04:11:42.800
Why can't I stand here?

04:11:42.800 --> 04:11:44.800
10 seconds

04:11:46.920 --> 04:11:48.920
10 seconds

04:11:49.260 --> 04:11:51.260
What kind of plan here?

04:11:55.920 --> 04:12:01.020
Oh, I thought we're inside already. Oh my god. I'm so retired. I thought I was in site queue. That's why I smoke myself

04:12:01.020 --> 04:12:05.020
I thought I was inside as well

04:12:05.900 --> 04:12:11.660
Oh my god. Yo, I learned the map bro. I thought it was inside. I'm sorry

04:12:11.660 --> 04:12:18.060
Oh my god, yeah, let's do a rank we get

04:12:18.980 --> 04:12:20.980
Let's do a rank we get I

04:12:21.300 --> 04:12:28.300
Thought I was inside dude. That's so unfortunate. Wait here we go. All right after five placement games

04:12:30.060 --> 04:12:32.060
I'm gonna say plat I think

04:12:33.620 --> 04:12:35.340
Plat for

04:12:35.340 --> 04:12:37.840
Not bad not great

04:12:37.840 --> 04:12:39.840
Not bad, not greats!

04:12:39.840 --> 04:12:41.840
1.5 KT 61%

04:12:41.840 --> 04:12:43.840
Not a bad shot at all.

04:12:43.840 --> 04:12:45.840
Alright, let's do it again. I gotta get a 2 KT to the back.

04:12:45.840 --> 04:12:47.840
I just need to drop a nuke.

04:12:47.840 --> 04:12:49.840
Bro, I thought I was in sight, guys. That's so unfortunate.

04:12:49.840 --> 04:12:51.840
Alright, I'm gonna go pee, I'm gonna go pee, I'm gonna go pee.

04:13:07.840 --> 04:13:09.840
You

04:14:37.840 --> 04:14:39.840
Oh

04:14:48.960 --> 04:14:50.960
We got Charlie oh

04:14:52.800 --> 04:14:55.080
Baby, give me one more chance

04:14:56.120 --> 04:14:58.120
Yeah, let's go boy. They going man

04:15:00.400 --> 04:15:05.240
Chat is meth worth it. That's literally the first message. I came back to no, bro

04:15:05.240 --> 04:15:09.400
Honestly, bro, no drugs is worth it, man.

04:15:09.400 --> 04:15:11.580
Drugs will literally ruin your life, bro.

04:15:11.580 --> 04:15:12.580
Dead ass.

04:15:12.580 --> 04:15:13.820
Like, they will ruin your life, man.

04:15:13.820 --> 04:15:15.940
Don't ever do any drugs, bro.

04:15:15.940 --> 04:15:17.740
Man-like, bro.

04:15:17.740 --> 04:15:22.380
Don't do no drugs, man.

04:15:22.380 --> 04:15:23.880
For reals, bro.

04:15:23.880 --> 04:15:25.980
Ron said, miss you, Junko.

04:15:25.980 --> 04:15:27.220
Bro, Ron.

04:15:27.220 --> 04:15:28.900
Look at my Snapchat story, bro.

04:15:28.900 --> 04:15:34.220
Ron, I went into my bathroom today to go shower, and I saw just your chair, and it was

04:15:34.220 --> 04:15:35.220
empty, bro.

04:15:35.220 --> 04:15:39.620
I'm not kidding. I did ask outside bro

04:15:40.280 --> 04:15:43.480
Run, I miss you bro. I don't miss

04:15:44.180 --> 04:15:50.060
Sleeping in bed with you. That was a lot, but I do miss you bro. I miss I miss having you around man

04:15:51.180 --> 04:15:57.140
Dude run, I think next we just go diamond Jim bro. I think we just go diamond Jim. I'm not kidding

04:15:57.140 --> 04:16:00.140
I think we just go diamond Jim bro

04:16:01.220 --> 04:16:03.220
We got these shit

04:16:05.220 --> 04:16:11.420
I'm not even getting it.

04:16:11.420 --> 04:16:14.020
How bad could it actually be, Chath?

04:16:14.020 --> 04:16:18.100
How bad could Diamond Jim actually be?

04:16:18.100 --> 04:16:23.220
For a human being who was born and raised in Tarpon Springs, which is top 10 deadliest

04:16:23.220 --> 04:16:32.380
cities in America, how bad could fucking Diamond Jim be?

04:16:32.380 --> 04:16:33.220
How bad, y'all?

04:16:40.180 --> 04:16:41.220
See, smoke.

04:16:41.220 --> 04:16:42.380
I'm not even kidding.

04:16:42.380 --> 04:16:44.980
Smoke, you're the stupidest person I've ever played a gap.

04:16:44.980 --> 04:16:48.340
I like, yo, bro, is there a single sentient thought

04:16:48.340 --> 04:16:49.180
in your brain?

04:16:59.540 --> 04:17:00.780
What is smoke doing?

04:17:01.460 --> 04:17:03.460
What is I'm doing

04:17:21.100 --> 04:17:23.540
Okay, you want to see something cool you want to see something cool chat

04:17:25.820 --> 04:17:27.820
Wait, I don't know if I want to do it

04:17:27.820 --> 04:17:31.560
I'm gonna be getting pole stand here. All right, watch this watch this

04:17:38.900 --> 04:17:40.900
Nevermind

04:17:41.820 --> 04:17:43.820
Yeah, let me just forget everything I said

04:17:54.380 --> 04:17:57.060
You you got it big bro you got it

04:17:57.820 --> 04:18:07.560
Alright, something's going on where like, this guy peeked at PC Emerald and he's moving

04:18:07.560 --> 04:18:08.560
like spoi.

04:18:08.560 --> 04:18:10.900
I'm dying instantly.

04:18:10.900 --> 04:18:14.200
I'm dying so, I'm dying at the speed of light.

04:18:14.200 --> 04:18:15.720
You got it big bro.

04:18:15.720 --> 04:18:17.960
Oh my god.

04:18:17.960 --> 04:18:19.160
You got it.

04:18:19.160 --> 04:18:20.760
You got it.

04:18:20.760 --> 04:18:23.760
One friendly operator remaining.

04:18:23.760 --> 04:18:30.680
I got it instantly, I got it instantly, man.

04:18:30.680 --> 04:18:31.680
Vajara!

04:18:31.680 --> 04:18:41.800
Yo Jack, should we get a stat going?

04:18:41.800 --> 04:18:44.560
Should we get a stat going?

04:18:44.560 --> 04:18:49.520
Should we get a stat, let me call Mingo.

04:18:49.520 --> 04:19:02.680
assemble the Avengers bingo base CE bro yo bro do you want to get a stack

04:19:02.680 --> 04:19:09.920
who is in it who is in it who is in it it's like damn you're my T2 team it's

04:19:09.920 --> 04:19:14.920
Me, Franklin, Lou, Boots, and Chicks.

04:19:17.360 --> 04:19:18.600
Me, huh?

04:19:18.600 --> 04:19:20.120
Wait, what about like stomping, bro?

04:19:20.120 --> 04:19:21.480
Is stomping on?

04:19:21.480 --> 04:19:22.840
Bro, he lives in Europe, gang.

04:19:22.840 --> 04:19:25.480
You want him to be on a hundred and twenty thing?

04:19:25.480 --> 04:19:27.040
Bro, it's stomping, bro.

04:19:27.040 --> 04:19:28.520
I'm down the road, I'm calling.

04:19:28.520 --> 04:19:30.200
Hey, let me call him, let me call him, let me call him.

04:19:30.200 --> 04:19:31.760
Call him, call him, call him.

04:19:31.760 --> 04:19:48.660
I just want to play with like, stop.

04:19:48.660 --> 04:19:55.740
Whatever you say, Zaddy.

04:19:55.740 --> 04:19:56.740
Whatever you say, Zaddy.

04:19:56.740 --> 04:19:58.740
drone to locate a bomb stop it is doing face cam

04:20:01.220 --> 04:20:03.220
Wait is void on

04:20:05.860 --> 04:20:10.100
Bro, what if we got a stack with me stop and wait a mingo and we played ranked

04:20:14.180 --> 04:20:18.540
It's midnight yeah, but I think stop is on right now. No it's something not on I

04:20:19.740 --> 04:20:23.220
Thought something was on right now. I thought someone was literally on right now

04:20:23.220 --> 04:20:27.380
He's on what do you mean? It's midnight. Are you drunk?

04:20:30.100 --> 04:20:34.820
Stop it's on mingles on I think spoits on

04:20:36.900 --> 04:20:38.900
You split on

04:20:42.180 --> 04:20:46.900
I mean, I don't want to force it if people have stacks you lost tax I'll just play solo. I don't really matter

04:20:46.900 --> 04:20:48.900
I don't mind, I don't mind.

04:20:50.900 --> 04:20:52.900
Porto down! Porto! Papa take the gun!

04:20:54.900 --> 04:20:56.900
Oh shit, stop it's called of me, stop it's called of me, stop it's called of me.

04:20:57.900 --> 04:20:58.900
Yo, yo, yo!

04:20:59.900 --> 04:21:00.900
I was better, I was better on you.

04:21:00.900 --> 04:21:04.900
You're good. Yo, Miho, do you want to make a stack with uh, me and Mingo?

04:21:05.900 --> 04:21:06.900
Uh, no, no, I'm done.

04:21:07.900 --> 04:21:08.900
Who are you with right now?

04:21:09.900 --> 04:21:12.900
Uh, I'm gonna make some European gross.

04:21:13.900 --> 04:21:15.900
Hey, let us know, Twin.

04:21:16.900 --> 04:21:18.900
I think they go through this T2 attack.

04:21:23.140 --> 04:21:26.260
Okay, okay, okay, bet. Bro, my game's 1-0, okay?

04:21:28.500 --> 04:21:30.180
Yeah, my game's all set.

04:21:30.180 --> 04:21:34.340
All right, bet. I'm gonna see if, uh, um, it's spoiled so long, or did it's spoiled get off?

04:21:36.500 --> 04:21:38.820
Okay, okay. All right, me help. I'm gonna call you soon.

04:21:41.140 --> 04:21:43.140
All right, that's you.

04:21:44.100 --> 04:21:46.100
Somebody here somebody.

04:21:46.900 --> 04:21:53.900
of

04:21:53.900 --> 04:22:02.900
the

04:22:02.900 --> 04:22:04.900
death of

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the

04:22:08.900 --> 04:22:15.900
death of

04:22:15.900 --> 04:22:29.860
you only kill me because you have two is on me like all right you only kill me

04:22:29.860 --> 04:22:34.540
because you have two is on me like this shit is so fucking stupid

04:22:34.540 --> 04:22:37.980
The diffuser has been secured.

04:22:37.980 --> 04:22:39.480
Got a name!

04:22:39.480 --> 04:22:47.660
Bruh, I just shit on three people, I think we're going to lose no chat, nine.

04:22:47.660 --> 04:22:52.420
Up for eliminated.

04:22:52.420 --> 04:22:54.420
Azami!

04:22:54.420 --> 04:22:56.620
Azami!

04:22:56.620 --> 04:23:00.780
How did you wear...

04:23:00.780 --> 04:23:03.780
Azami, how did you whiff?

04:23:03.780 --> 04:23:06.780
Azami, how did you whiff?

04:23:06.780 --> 04:23:08.780
How did you whiff?

04:23:08.780 --> 04:23:10.780
Like, how did you whiff?

04:23:10.780 --> 04:23:13.780
Oh my god, get Richie.

04:23:13.780 --> 04:23:15.780
Let me call Richie.

04:23:18.780 --> 04:23:20.780
Bro, like, I'm happy we won the round,

04:23:20.780 --> 04:23:23.780
but holy mother of god.

04:23:23.780 --> 04:23:26.780
We should not have won the round.

04:23:26.780 --> 04:23:28.780
We should not have won the round, though.

04:23:28.780 --> 04:23:30.780
Yo Richie Richie!

04:23:30.780 --> 04:23:35.780
Yo my wifi just went out like 2 seconds ago.

04:23:35.780 --> 04:23:37.780
Ba Ba, alright.

04:23:37.780 --> 04:23:43.780
Yo Richie, do you want to play ranked with me, Stomp it and Mingo in like 10 or 15 minutes?

04:23:43.780 --> 04:23:53.780
Um, I'd be down later. I might get banned bro, I would just mid game, I got f***ing motherfuckers, it's like storming in Texas, but I'll let you know bro.

04:23:53.780 --> 04:23:55.780
Alright, just text me bro, okay?

04:23:55.780 --> 04:23:57.780
Alright, that's it.

04:23:57.780 --> 04:24:00.660
All right, mehanyans.

04:24:00.660 --> 04:24:02.020
Sina wants to play.

04:24:02.020 --> 04:24:05.220
Yeah, man, let's put Sina into a champ stack

04:24:05.220 --> 04:24:07.260
with Stalpin and Mingo.

04:24:07.260 --> 04:24:12.820
That's like putting a tuna fish in front of 16 great white

04:24:12.820 --> 04:24:14.740
sharks.

04:24:14.740 --> 04:24:16.100
AJ, I think it's the one.

04:24:16.100 --> 04:24:20.460
That's the worst idea I've ever heard.

04:24:20.460 --> 04:24:20.940
No.

04:24:20.940 --> 04:24:22.180
I need a boss.

04:24:22.180 --> 04:24:23.460
She'll not have any fun.

04:24:23.460 --> 04:24:33.900
When like half the people are going to be like sniping, cheating, champ, get Los Poros.

04:24:33.900 --> 04:24:38.740
You want me to put Los Poros into a ranked stack with me, stop it, and mingle.

04:24:38.740 --> 04:24:40.740
Chat, see how I snuck myself in?

04:24:40.740 --> 04:24:42.740
Drone is located above.

04:24:42.740 --> 04:24:45.740
Chat, see how I snuck myself in?

04:24:45.740 --> 04:24:48.740
Also, Los doesn't have ranked unlocked.

04:24:48.740 --> 04:24:49.740
It's not even possible.

04:24:49.740 --> 04:24:54.740
Also, Loser doesn't have ranked unlocked. It's not even possible.

04:24:59.740 --> 04:25:04.740
You think you're in Plat? Yeah, but guys, the thing is, nobody's champ right now because it's the first day of the season.

04:25:04.740 --> 04:25:08.740
So like, if you're like Emerald on the first day, you're champ.

04:25:08.740 --> 04:25:11.740
It's the first day. Do you know what I'm saying?

04:25:19.740 --> 04:25:33.740
of

04:25:33.740 --> 04:26:02.260
It's a chat.

04:26:02.260 --> 04:26:04.260
I think Goyo's blue, but I can't.

04:26:26.540 --> 04:26:27.540
What are you doing?

04:26:32.260 --> 04:26:34.260
I

04:27:02.260 --> 04:27:05.420
I can't play I can't play

04:27:17.300 --> 04:27:19.380
Bumble he can't play he can't play

04:27:20.380 --> 04:27:23.980
Bro, miss operators not balance. What the fuck are you doing?

04:27:25.060 --> 04:27:27.060
Wait what?

04:27:27.380 --> 04:27:29.380
Wait, why is this guy yelling?

04:27:29.380 --> 04:27:33.380
Yo, is everything alright man? Why's this guy screaming?

04:27:34.380 --> 04:27:36.380
We just won the round.

04:27:36.380 --> 04:27:38.380
Happiest R6 player.

04:27:39.380 --> 04:27:41.380
Why's this guy yelling?

04:27:47.380 --> 04:27:49.380
Dude, what did he just say?

04:27:49.380 --> 04:27:51.380
What did he say?

04:27:51.380 --> 04:27:53.380
Fuck, what the fuck are you doing?

04:27:55.380 --> 04:27:57.380
Get Darth Vader.

04:27:57.380 --> 04:28:01.080
Yeah, let me get Darth Vader in my R16, bro

04:28:04.360 --> 04:28:07.380
We won the round he went what the fuck are you doing?

04:28:09.500 --> 04:28:11.900
Happiest our six player box into one

04:28:13.580 --> 04:28:16.820
He said you're fat. No, he didn't he did not say that

04:28:16.820 --> 04:28:29.620
I got me, Mingo, and Stompingtons. Richie can't play because his Wi-Fi is off. Who could

04:28:29.620 --> 04:28:36.780
we get, bro? Who could we get for a stack? Who could we get for a stack? Dude, I'm gonna

04:28:36.780 --> 04:28:40.340
have a 1.8 after this game. I'm gonna drop like 11 kills this time. I'm gonna go like

04:28:40.340 --> 04:28:42.340
I'm gonna protect the bombs

04:29:05.620 --> 04:29:07.620
He can't play he can't play

04:29:10.340 --> 04:29:27.340
10 seconds, for under 10 seconds, setting up 5 seconds, keep an eye out for op for accepting

04:29:27.340 --> 04:29:36.420
to defuse your bombs.

04:29:36.420 --> 04:29:41.360
You knew you knew all right. You're either wall hacking or you had a drone

04:29:55.380 --> 04:29:58.820
I got around because this doga be's gonna call me in a second and I won't be able to fight

04:30:01.200 --> 04:30:04.280
He knew he pre-fired me, okay

04:30:04.280 --> 04:30:21.280
That's like insane.

04:30:21.280 --> 04:30:23.280
Why are you in?

04:30:23.280 --> 04:30:33.280
Oh my god, here we go with this bitch!

04:30:33.280 --> 04:30:40.280
Hit a mat, hit a mat.

04:30:40.280 --> 04:30:59.280
Bro, that guy hit my frost mat.

04:30:59.280 --> 04:31:00.280
Ambi chat is Ambi on.

04:31:00.280 --> 04:31:02.280
Bro, if anyone's supply, I'm down.

04:31:30.280 --> 04:31:36.960
bro this operator is so stupid

04:31:36.960 --> 04:31:52.360
get caught off guard bitch

04:31:52.360 --> 04:32:19.000
Guys, no no no, we need a super team. A team that could never lose a single round. Bro,

04:32:19.000 --> 04:32:22.800
But if we got Ambi, Mingo, and Stompin, Shaisa.

04:32:22.800 --> 04:32:23.800
Chad, is Ambi on?

04:32:23.800 --> 04:32:25.480
I mean, it's new season.

04:32:25.480 --> 04:32:26.720
It's first day of season.

04:32:26.720 --> 04:32:29.240
Pro leagues, I think, in offseason right now.

04:32:29.240 --> 04:32:31.600
So I'm just going to assume Ambi's on.

04:32:31.600 --> 04:32:33.080
I'm going to text him on Twitter.

04:32:40.920 --> 04:32:42.240
I'm just going to text him on Twitter.

04:32:42.240 --> 04:32:43.080
I don't know how about it.

04:32:43.080 --> 04:32:44.080
I don't know where to talk to him.

04:32:44.080 --> 04:32:47.040
Chad, is Ambi streaming or not?

04:32:47.040 --> 04:32:48.500
Bodo? Is Bodo on?

04:32:50.860 --> 04:32:53.240
Ambi's in scrims? Bro, what?

04:32:53.240 --> 04:32:54.940
How are they in scrims right now?

04:32:55.920 --> 04:32:58.120
Wasn't there a major a fucking week ago?

04:33:02.000 --> 04:33:04.360
Oh, Ambi has scrims? Chysa.

04:33:04.360 --> 04:33:05.380
Chat Chysa.

04:33:07.400 --> 04:33:09.080
Bodo? We have Bodo a product.

04:33:09.080 --> 04:33:10.280
Is Bodo on?

04:33:12.440 --> 04:33:15.520
Cause he has something new in it, Peru.

04:33:15.520 --> 04:33:18.560
Chad, imagine playing against Stoplet, Mingo, and Bodo.

04:33:18.560 --> 04:33:20.480
Baval right.

04:33:20.480 --> 04:33:21.880
That'd be so fun.

04:33:21.880 --> 04:33:25.040
Like if we got, Chad, if we got like a ranked God squad

04:33:25.040 --> 04:33:28.000
and Q'd, right now that would be fun, bro.

04:33:30.180 --> 04:33:31.480
Can't impact the bomb.

04:33:33.040 --> 04:33:33.880
Bottle's on.

04:33:36.380 --> 04:33:37.220
Oh my God.

04:33:39.320 --> 04:33:40.640
Bumper's on!

04:33:45.520 --> 04:34:14.860
are you stupid I mean GG are they even trying to win oh my god three case in

04:34:14.860 --> 04:34:24.860
This is why I love mozzie because

04:34:24.860 --> 04:34:34.860
I just have four drones this is why I love like I love mozzie

04:34:34.860 --> 04:34:36.860
I

04:34:42.180 --> 04:34:45.460
Said they broke into garage below me, I know they did I could hear it

04:34:45.460 --> 04:34:47.460
I

04:35:02.820 --> 04:35:04.820
Do that would have been it oh my god, I'm a three-cash

04:35:05.220 --> 04:35:10.180
That would have been a three-cash for a mazzi. So I love mazzi. He's so good

04:35:11.500 --> 04:35:12.580
11-3

04:35:12.580 --> 04:35:17.300
All right, so chat the cheap Bolo is down. Okay, so this is our stack right now

04:35:18.060 --> 04:35:24.920
It's me stopping mingo and bonus who could the fifth be is casing on

04:35:28.060 --> 04:35:32.120
Lou said let me know me ha chat who could the fifth be bro

04:35:34.020 --> 04:35:37.980
Who could the fifth be oh my god, that'd be fun

04:35:38.820 --> 04:35:40.820
bro is Andy on

04:35:40.820 --> 04:35:48.460
chat saying me chat and me Sina yeah bro guys let me make this clear bro Sina

04:35:48.460 --> 04:35:55.700
is she is literally copper skill level if Sina played with four champs she

04:35:55.700 --> 04:35:58.980
would not get a kill unless it was captain if she would have any fall

04:35:58.980 --> 04:36:07.820
friend is a neutralized is she playing the new season with high-rise column yo

04:36:07.820 --> 04:36:09.820
Hi guys, what up?

04:36:09.820 --> 04:36:15.820
Hey bro, where'd you need one for the stack? Seems like I'm free. All night.

04:36:18.820 --> 04:36:22.820
Hi Brian, you know, hey bro, you wanna actually play man?

04:36:23.820 --> 04:36:28.820
Hell yeah bro, I'll load up right now. I don't even think the game's installed, hold on, I'm gonna check.

04:36:29.820 --> 04:36:31.820
Give me one second.

04:36:32.820 --> 04:36:35.820
So you don't have the game installed?

04:36:35.820 --> 04:36:38.820
Not even updated, installed.

04:36:38.820 --> 04:36:44.820
Oh, oh, no, I just have to update it. Let me just see how long this will...

04:36:44.820 --> 04:36:47.820
Hi, Brian. If you want to join, I'm kind of open to it.

04:36:47.820 --> 04:36:53.820
Nice, James. Now, let me see. Starting the download...

04:36:53.820 --> 04:36:56.820
You're just now downloading it!

04:36:56.820 --> 04:37:01.820
It's gonna take two minutes. Bro, I've been warming up. It's just, uh...

04:37:01.820 --> 04:37:04.820
New update came out. There's fixed all the bugs, so...

04:37:04.820 --> 04:37:11.060
chat should we get high-fives as the fifth bro chat saying yes so wait me

04:37:11.060 --> 04:37:17.440
mingo stomping bolo and hive brine that sounds generational that sounds

04:37:17.440 --> 04:37:24.680
generational man oh shit I feel like the fucking Drake image nice bro yeah you are

04:37:24.680 --> 04:37:32.120
Drake on in Kentucky yes that is you bro uh dude or high-fives it's like you

04:37:32.120 --> 04:37:36.800
know when there's like the clown next to the four like military officers you're

04:37:36.800 --> 04:37:39.160
the clown

04:37:40.200 --> 04:37:44.240
I have a sea-eye snuck myself in

04:37:48.200 --> 04:37:57.000
and it's like a 1.5 motherfucker okay have I I'll let you know me how but

04:37:57.000 --> 04:38:06.800
probably yes yeah probably yes all right all right all right back back back back back

04:38:20.160 --> 04:38:24.320
why do you always shoot so many bullets

04:38:57.000 --> 04:39:24.520
Like I see the shadow, but I don't see the body all right all right man

04:39:24.520 --> 04:39:28.760
I'm literally LeBron on the calves right now after Kyrie got hurt

04:39:29.560 --> 04:39:34.000
0 and 5, 1 and 5, 3 and 4, 5 and 2. That's Kevin Love

04:39:35.280 --> 04:39:37.280
SOMEBODY HELP

04:39:40.040 --> 04:39:44.320
You know I kind of want to lose this round just so I can have 20 kills. I'm out of the beginning

04:39:44.320 --> 04:40:01.440
1.5 KD in Plat. I know like logic isn't really fun in this chat. This isn't Plat. This is

04:40:01.440 --> 04:40:06.800
Plat on the first day of the season, which means this is Diamond Slash Champion, man.

04:40:06.800 --> 04:40:13.800
Wake up and use your noggin! Yep, I'm actually getting launched. I'm actually getting launched.

04:40:13.800 --> 04:40:15.800
One more round of bleeding.

04:40:17.140 --> 04:40:21.280
Please watch this Kevin love Kevin love please

04:40:25.040 --> 04:40:29.520
Boggles just had 13 kills in platinum equals 50 points in the G League

04:40:30.440 --> 04:40:35.120
Boggles, you're a bronze player like I don't even like boggles. You are bronze

04:40:36.080 --> 04:40:39.240
You're not even in the G League. You're in the fucking

04:40:40.040 --> 04:40:42.200
elderly retirement home league, bro

04:40:42.200 --> 04:40:46.580
Y'all starting point guard is 83 years old.

04:40:46.580 --> 04:40:49.260
Buggles, you're bronze!

04:40:49.260 --> 04:40:50.540
You're a bronze player!

04:40:54.540 --> 04:40:55.980
You're bronze, Buggles!

04:40:55.980 --> 04:41:00.140
Like, you didn't have a perception of this game, man.

04:41:00.140 --> 04:41:02.620
It's like a deer in headlights when you play siege.

04:41:02.620 --> 04:41:04.220
Buggles, what are you typing?

04:41:04.220 --> 04:41:19.540
So chat our team is going to be me, Stompin, Bolo, Mingo, and Hive Brack, holy cinema, holy

04:41:19.540 --> 04:41:21.340
cinema.

04:41:21.340 --> 04:41:26.060
Play League now, yo Aiden Williams, don't boss me around bro, I'll play League when

04:41:26.060 --> 04:41:27.580
I want to play League.

04:41:27.580 --> 04:41:31.420
Just like I'll play Siege when I want to play Siege, I'll play Minecraft when I want to

04:41:31.420 --> 04:41:32.420
play Minecraft.

04:41:32.420 --> 04:41:37.180
I'll play the last of us, but I want to play the last of us I'll play rocket league when I want to play rocket league

04:41:37.180 --> 04:41:41.980
I'll play CX when I want to play CX. I'll take a shit when I want to take a shit

04:41:42.420 --> 04:41:45.700
I'm not your dog. You can't park orders at me

04:41:46.540 --> 04:41:48.700
Play league now. Go fuck yourself

04:41:49.300 --> 04:41:51.300
Actually, they get to one they get to one

04:41:52.020 --> 04:41:55.980
But I'm not even kidding like when people when people complain about games

04:41:55.980 --> 04:41:58.700
It's literally the most annoying thing a human being can do

04:41:58.700 --> 04:42:04.940
It's like bro instead of just leaving the stream and minding your business you're complaining about a game

04:42:06.060 --> 04:42:08.060
Like bro put a sock in it Aiden

04:42:12.140 --> 04:42:18.260
Like put a friggin sock in it dude, I'm gonna play whatever I want to play that name bro period country

04:42:18.260 --> 04:42:19.260
5 seconds to go.

04:42:19.260 --> 04:42:25.260
Proceed to bomb location at the fuselage.

04:42:25.260 --> 04:42:30.260
Wait, bro, if you don't want to watch the game, just leave, bro.

04:42:30.260 --> 04:42:31.980
I don't care.

04:42:31.980 --> 04:42:32.980
Don't complain about it.

04:42:32.980 --> 04:42:41.340
It's like what a psycho would do.

04:42:41.340 --> 04:42:45.020
So you go one in six and then leave.

04:42:45.020 --> 04:42:47.780
You go one in six and then leave.

04:42:47.780 --> 04:42:54.780
Are you the devil? I'm not even kidding. Are you the devil?

04:42:54.780 --> 04:42:59.780
You go one in six and then leave. What a piece of shit.

04:42:59.780 --> 04:43:01.780
Drone's up and running.

04:43:14.340 --> 04:43:19.020
It's not an ego guys. When people are complaining about games, it's annoying as fuck.

04:43:29.780 --> 04:43:54.540
I just got fingerblasted. I just got fingerblasted. Oh my god. I just, I just got fingerblasted.

04:43:54.540 --> 04:43:57.860
I don't even know what to say. I just got fucked.

04:43:57.860 --> 04:43:59.860
Poster, they give me the product. Love you, Poster.

04:44:03.700 --> 04:44:07.460
Cussing doesn't make you intimidating, Jinxie. You're a turtle. What does that even mean?

04:44:08.260 --> 04:44:13.140
I'm not even trying to be intimidating! I know I'm not intimidating! What?!

04:44:14.900 --> 04:44:16.500
Cussing doesn't make you- What?!

04:44:16.500 --> 04:44:25.060
for this this of this uh sold us is moving

04:44:28.100 --> 04:44:36.500
shy stuff yeah so okay let me get this straight guys our teammate goes one six if he had any

04:44:36.500 --> 04:44:42.500
brain cells we would have already won the game but it's okay it's fine he goes one and six he's

04:44:42.500 --> 04:44:46.980
He's the only reason why we're in overtime to begin with, because he's so excruciatingly

04:44:46.980 --> 04:44:48.420
bad.

04:44:48.420 --> 04:44:52.980
But him being a UAV for the team wasn't enough, so he left.

04:44:52.980 --> 04:44:58.380
So now, instead of even being able to use his death to our advantage, he just flat out

04:44:58.380 --> 04:45:03.700
left.

04:45:03.700 --> 04:45:05.580
Like this is demonic.

04:45:05.580 --> 04:45:06.580
I'm not even kidding.

04:45:06.580 --> 04:45:11.140
This is demonic.

04:45:11.140 --> 04:45:17.060
just typed you're intimidating to women boggles i didn't know what that means bro so i'm so

04:45:17.060 --> 04:45:21.860
ugly that i scare women away nice boggles appreciate it aggro think of the fun

04:45:25.060 --> 04:45:30.660
bro bro bro our teammate went one and six and then left that's like the most evil human being

04:45:30.660 --> 04:45:34.660
I've ever ran into on this game one in six and then left

04:45:44.900 --> 04:45:47.060
Secure the area keep the box protected

04:45:51.620 --> 04:45:56.020
One in six and then he leaves say wallah I mean how do we win this?

04:46:00.660 --> 04:46:09.660
I'm ready for assault.

04:46:09.660 --> 04:46:13.660
Trick shot, new drone, good die.

04:46:13.660 --> 04:46:16.660
Trick shot, new drone, good die.

04:46:16.660 --> 04:46:18.660
Ten seconds remaining.

04:46:18.660 --> 04:46:20.660
Got it, drone!

04:46:20.660 --> 04:46:22.660
Five seconds to insertion.

04:46:22.660 --> 04:46:25.660
Up for his last shot.

04:46:25.660 --> 04:46:27.660
I

04:46:31.020 --> 04:46:33.020
We got even the numbers

04:46:38.500 --> 04:46:43.040
All right numbers have been evened gotta reload

04:46:48.900 --> 04:46:51.380
I didn't want around just have a fucking dog of it

04:46:55.660 --> 04:47:05.000
You're under me.

04:47:05.000 --> 04:47:19.440
You're under me making no noise.

04:47:19.440 --> 04:47:31.640
Why is Masi busting a nut?

04:47:31.640 --> 04:47:36.240
I'm assuming my teammates are just going to let me die and the game along with it.

04:47:36.240 --> 04:47:37.640
Creep thing to find.

04:47:37.640 --> 04:47:39.640
Guys, I mean...

04:47:39.640 --> 04:47:43.040
Alright.

04:47:43.040 --> 04:47:48.160
I could have been rescued for forty-five seconds.

04:47:48.160 --> 04:47:50.160
OH MY GOD!

04:47:51.360 --> 04:47:54.160
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO LEAVE YOU BASE OF SHIT?!

04:47:55.060 --> 04:47:58.160
All you have to do is just keep dying, but at least we can play your trades.

04:47:58.860 --> 04:48:01.160
Now we can't even trade your death because you just left.

04:48:03.460 --> 04:48:04.460
And get stuck in the back.

04:48:11.460 --> 04:48:15.660
Twitch is on this yellow thing. Yo, you get flanked in area, in area, flank blue, flank blue, flank blue, in area.

04:48:15.660 --> 04:48:20.660
Switches in piano, switchwalks in piano, switches in piano, in piano.

04:48:20.660 --> 04:48:25.660
Daenerys flight blue, flight blue, flight blue, flight blue, flight blue, Daenerys flight blue.

04:48:25.660 --> 04:48:29.660
He's right here, he's not looking at you, he hopped out of the window.

04:48:29.660 --> 04:48:31.660
He's hopping out of the K-9 window.

04:48:31.660 --> 04:48:32.660
Am I muddied?

04:48:32.660 --> 04:48:34.660
Yo Jinxie, show!

04:48:34.660 --> 04:48:36.660
Alright.

04:48:36.660 --> 04:48:40.660
You're one and six, you ungrateful piece of shit!

04:48:40.660 --> 04:48:44.660
Right there, what are you looking at? What are you looking at?

04:48:44.860 --> 04:48:46.860
He's outside the window

04:48:51.500 --> 04:48:53.500
Yeah, he's outside of the window

04:48:55.980 --> 04:49:01.320
He's gonna walk in can I door all right ones inside yes, no that I know

04:49:03.740 --> 04:49:11.540
One bathroom one canine door, I doubt this guy knows what came on door me canine canine. He's not in yet. He's inside now relax

04:49:14.660 --> 04:49:16.660
down to 15 seconds

04:49:18.580 --> 04:49:22.480
He ran to B side I think he's gonna plan B. You gotta go now. You gotta go now

04:49:24.340 --> 04:49:29.220
He's gonna plan B plan B. Yep behind the back. Let's see behind the bed. Why are you going slow?

04:49:30.900 --> 04:49:33.200
I'm gonna push it off. You can't hear me, but my god

04:49:34.620 --> 04:49:36.620
Yeah, literally a slow slap right there

04:49:40.140 --> 04:49:42.140
All right

04:49:42.140 --> 04:49:44.380
You're getting more than for grieving!

04:49:44.380 --> 04:49:47.100
What the fuck was that?!

04:49:47.100 --> 04:49:49.900
What even was that?!

04:49:49.900 --> 04:49:53.020
Just walk at him!

04:49:57.820 --> 04:49:58.940
Buzzerra!

04:50:04.540 --> 04:50:08.300
I said flank blue, flank blue, flank blue, flank blue.

04:50:08.300 --> 04:50:10.940
His response is nothing for a minute.

04:50:10.940 --> 04:50:14.180
I keep saying Flankbrew because Switch has no idea.

04:50:14.180 --> 04:50:16.280
He then says, shut up!

04:50:16.280 --> 04:50:18.120
Tell me to shut up!

04:50:18.120 --> 04:50:20.920
Then I say, he's right!

04:50:20.920 --> 04:50:23.460
Click literally, close left, right there!

04:50:23.460 --> 04:50:27.400
He makes a shotgun hole, and then instead of switching his guns,

04:50:27.400 --> 04:50:30.100
he switches his guns, switches back,

04:50:30.100 --> 04:50:34.040
then reloads his shotgun in front of the enemy.

04:50:34.040 --> 04:50:36.640
You should never play this game again!

04:50:40.940 --> 04:50:56.260
Yo, how's it going, man?

04:50:56.260 --> 04:50:57.540
You ready to rock and roll?

04:50:57.540 --> 04:50:59.620
Yeah, it's on the call.

04:50:59.620 --> 04:51:03.620
Yo, Twinsky, I have a stack, by the way.

04:51:03.620 --> 04:51:06.220
Wait, I don't know.

04:51:06.220 --> 04:51:08.620
Did you guys make a stack, or I got people?

04:51:08.620 --> 04:51:11.620
I don't know, nigga, do we have a stack?

04:51:11.620 --> 04:51:13.620
Vova, all right.

04:51:13.620 --> 04:51:16.620
Wait, let me just join to the call. Wait, who's in the call?

04:51:16.620 --> 04:51:18.620
He said we're playing with Five Eyes and Bullet.

04:51:18.620 --> 04:51:20.620
Yeah, yeah, we are, we are, we are. Yes, yes, yes.

04:51:20.620 --> 04:51:23.620
That's who I got, that's who I got. Peek, peek, peek. All right, all right, all right.

04:51:23.620 --> 04:51:25.620
I'm gonna join.

04:51:26.620 --> 04:51:28.620
No one improved.

04:51:28.620 --> 04:51:32.620
Yeah, I just got entered, man. I mean, that inting piece of shit.

04:51:32.620 --> 04:51:36.620
I'm saying, flake blue, flake blue, flake blue, flake blue.

04:51:36.620 --> 04:51:43.060
doesn't respond for a minute then says shut up as he's one and six like you

04:51:43.060 --> 04:51:49.300
need to never play siege again oh wait I'm still on the phone with you stop it

04:51:49.300 --> 04:51:54.420
oh yeah you said join calls so I thought my bad I'm gonna make a new call

04:51:54.420 --> 04:52:01.260
hold up but I didn't know I was on the phone I'm gonna add Bodo high-vives

04:52:01.260 --> 04:52:07.220
Mingo all right stop it. I'm calling. I'm calling. I'm calling. I'm calling

04:52:10.580 --> 04:52:15.320
Just what a piece of fucking shit wait, why's my brother in here hold up

04:52:17.100 --> 04:52:21.100
Yo, yo, I actually added my brother to the call

04:52:22.380 --> 04:52:25.460
Yeah, I didn't mean to yo me hose. What's up?

04:52:26.260 --> 04:52:27.500
Yeah

04:52:27.500 --> 04:52:31.180
How's it going? Yo, hi guys none of that selling shit

04:52:34.540 --> 04:52:36.540
Oh, yes

04:52:40.820 --> 04:52:46.780
I was actually gonna say no to the stack then I heard hi guys is rolling through see that see I'm saying about us

04:52:48.020 --> 04:52:54.940
That love that show stop. They call me hi guys. No one calls you the freaking show stopper dude

04:52:54.940 --> 04:53:01.760
Hey, just you win a couple of ranked games. Maybe you will get in here. I just got sold like I literally got launched to the moon

04:53:01.760 --> 04:53:04.860
I got launched to the next line. You got up here online. I'm by the ball. Oh

04:53:08.100 --> 04:53:15.100
Jerry you again main guy invited you mean mean I'm gonna bet you you invite everybody my things glitch some kid hacked my account and

04:53:15.660 --> 04:53:17.660
I'm gonna read my job

04:53:18.820 --> 04:53:23.060
Bro mingo congratulations on the charm of a game that is great great

04:53:23.060 --> 04:53:25.580
I'm just ready for it to be in the game, bro.

04:53:25.580 --> 04:53:26.980
They said it might be a couple of days.

04:53:26.980 --> 04:53:28.300
Wait, what?

04:53:28.300 --> 04:53:29.380
It's not in the game?

04:53:29.380 --> 04:53:30.660
It's not in the game.

04:53:30.660 --> 04:53:31.900
I think this happens like every season

04:53:31.900 --> 04:53:33.260
someone gets a charm like it's not the first day

04:53:33.260 --> 04:53:34.100
they get it in.

04:53:34.100 --> 04:53:35.700
Ubisoft's locked in this season.

04:53:35.700 --> 04:53:38.900
Yo, I have like a drone glitch.

04:53:38.900 --> 04:53:41.420
My main menu music of the Alpha Pack

04:53:41.420 --> 04:53:43.260
was playing during the game.

04:53:43.260 --> 04:53:44.580
How about, what else happened?

04:53:44.580 --> 04:53:45.900
Oh, voice chat didn't work.

04:53:45.900 --> 04:53:47.540
Everyone's mic was exploding.

04:53:48.620 --> 04:53:49.700
Classic.

04:53:49.700 --> 04:53:50.540
I don't know.

04:53:50.540 --> 04:53:52.980
Yo, what do y'all think of Doka B, by the way?

04:53:52.980 --> 04:53:54.780
This is so broken. Yeah.

04:53:54.780 --> 04:53:55.340
Thank you.

04:53:55.340 --> 04:53:57.820
Probably the most broken up in years.

04:53:57.820 --> 04:53:59.860
You can't even ban it either, bro.

04:53:59.860 --> 04:54:01.980
Yeah, they make sure we're popping.

04:54:01.980 --> 04:54:03.220
Renault boosters, by the way.

04:54:03.220 --> 04:54:04.620
Locked in. That's a shout.

04:54:04.620 --> 04:54:05.260
That's a shout.

04:54:05.260 --> 04:54:06.860
Bro, I'm not doing right now.

04:54:06.860 --> 04:54:07.500
Yeah, bro.

04:54:07.500 --> 04:54:10.420
Doke is fucking no too much.

04:54:10.420 --> 04:54:11.860
Little too much.

04:54:11.860 --> 04:54:14.500
Yeah, but it's also like on top of the fact,

04:54:14.900 --> 04:54:17.980
Dokkape was already one of the most played ops in the game.

04:54:17.980 --> 04:54:20.460
There's so many ops that actually need reworks.

04:54:20.460 --> 04:54:21.420
Why did they reword?

04:54:21.420 --> 04:54:22.560
It's like so pointless.

04:54:23.120 --> 04:54:25.160
I got the most track last game while getting dope.

04:54:25.160 --> 04:54:27.360
It'd be called that happened to me like two games ago.

04:54:27.420 --> 04:54:30.400
I got literally ganked like I couldn't do anything.

04:54:31.200 --> 04:54:32.200
You can't roam around.

04:54:32.200 --> 04:54:32.900
You can't even run.

04:54:32.900 --> 04:54:33.800
It's not even possible.

04:54:33.960 --> 04:54:38.500
If you're playing a competent team, it's literally disgusting.

04:54:39.360 --> 04:54:40.860
Whoa, Jinxie.

04:54:40.860 --> 04:54:44.300
Look, they added an estimated time, but it doesn't work classic.

04:54:44.400 --> 04:54:44.940
Wait, what do you mean?

04:54:44.940 --> 04:54:45.440
Let me see.

04:54:47.400 --> 04:54:51.240
It says estimated time, 27 seconds and we're at 50 seconds.

04:54:51.420 --> 04:54:53.420
Nice guys.

04:54:55.420 --> 04:54:58.220
Wait, what did you get from from your guys black eyes pack?

04:54:59.340 --> 04:55:03.940
I got SMG 12 red black eyes, and then the other one was green deagle

04:55:04.460 --> 04:55:05.420
Green deagle.

04:55:05.420 --> 04:55:07.420
You buy and do the whole battle pass on the rip.

04:55:07.420 --> 04:55:09.420
Yeah

04:55:09.500 --> 04:55:11.500
Bro, that's like Max Max.

04:55:11.500 --> 04:55:12.780
Yeah

04:55:12.780 --> 04:55:14.300
What did you get, Bolo?

04:55:14.300 --> 04:55:16.300
I got purple tub DMR.

04:55:16.780 --> 04:55:17.580
That's good.

04:55:17.580 --> 04:55:18.140
Oh, that's what I got.

04:55:18.140 --> 04:55:19.340
Wait, what'd you get, Bolo?

04:55:19.340 --> 04:55:20.460
I got purple tub DMR.

04:55:20.460 --> 04:55:22.460
That's what I got. That's what I got.

04:55:22.460 --> 04:55:25.460
I got the pink eagle.

04:55:25.460 --> 04:55:27.460
Not bad, James. Platform.

04:55:27.460 --> 04:55:30.460
Hi, guys. You're not even ranked, man.

04:55:30.460 --> 04:55:33.460
Platform's fine. I'm not mad at Plat.

04:55:33.460 --> 04:55:35.460
I got sold last game.

04:55:35.460 --> 04:55:37.460
Yeah, I'm not glad you did get sold.

04:55:37.460 --> 04:55:39.460
I think your teammates were all cons, so they left like it.

04:55:39.460 --> 04:55:42.460
Wait, we're going to Casino! Let's go!

04:55:42.460 --> 04:55:46.460
One of my teammates was one and six, and then just left the game in overtime

04:55:46.460 --> 04:55:49.460
when he was the only reason we were in overtime.

04:55:49.460 --> 04:55:50.460
He just left.

04:55:50.460 --> 04:55:52.900
I'll play the cheater yet, I'll play one last game.

04:55:52.900 --> 04:55:56.100
I think I did, but like I'm saying that's bad juju, bro.

04:55:56.100 --> 04:55:57.100
That's bad juju.

04:55:57.100 --> 04:56:01.940
I just want to say I've been suspicious, I don't know, but I've been, I've had my suspicions.

04:56:01.940 --> 04:56:03.940
I got banged.

04:56:03.940 --> 04:56:04.940
Okay.

04:56:04.940 --> 04:56:05.940
Alright, man.

04:56:05.940 --> 04:56:10.820
I've seen whenever you were trying to play in the bomb site and it wasn't...

04:56:10.820 --> 04:56:11.820
Yeah.

04:56:11.820 --> 04:56:12.820
Classic.

04:56:12.820 --> 04:56:13.820
Love that.

04:56:13.820 --> 04:56:19.420
Dude, I like smoked and prone under the desk and everything and like took 10 seconds.

04:56:19.420 --> 04:56:21.420
and then I couldn't plan it.

04:56:21.420 --> 04:56:24.420
And then I ran into like a thorn.

04:56:24.420 --> 04:56:29.420
Bro, it's one of those things where I can't even tell if it's too early to tell if it's good or bad.

04:56:29.420 --> 04:56:33.420
But it looks like it's really easy to rat on. There's like a lot of rat corners. It looks big.

04:56:33.420 --> 04:56:37.420
Oh, the spawns are so confusing. When I spawned in, I have no clue where I'm going.

04:56:37.420 --> 04:56:40.420
Dude, in one of the spawns, we rappelled up, rappelled in.

04:56:40.420 --> 04:56:43.420
Yeah, it was like nowhere. We were nowhere.

04:56:43.420 --> 04:56:47.420
Well, the roof and the bottom of the spawns are just worth.

04:56:47.780 --> 04:56:49.780
Yes, yes

04:56:53.420 --> 04:56:55.420
Yep, yeah, that's what looks like

04:56:57.580 --> 04:56:59.680
Yeah, reinforce this wall confused

04:57:03.780 --> 04:57:08.180
This is probably a rotation this wall, I know the best mom people in this map

04:57:08.180 --> 04:57:10.180
I don't know where to go

04:57:11.700 --> 04:57:13.580
How do you already know it's bumpy?

04:57:13.580 --> 04:57:19.020
No, thanks. You got to come here the wall yet outside. Well, you just jump down on the way mingo where where where where where?

04:57:22.220 --> 04:57:24.220
Are you

04:57:34.940 --> 04:57:36.940
What

04:57:38.180 --> 04:57:40.180
I

04:57:40.940 --> 04:57:45.320
Know no dock on the board guys wait guys you guys just jumped off of the Vegas

04:57:48.740 --> 04:57:50.740
Okay, this can be done with

04:57:51.960 --> 04:57:53.960
Okay, three on the roof. I'm taking all three

04:57:55.780 --> 04:57:57.780
Yes, that's not like we're pulling nothing

04:57:59.540 --> 04:58:01.540
Whatever that means

04:58:01.540 --> 04:58:03.540
Cops bliss

04:58:06.180 --> 04:58:08.180
Good repackable, of course

04:58:11.380 --> 04:58:13.380
Am I feeling

04:58:18.980 --> 04:58:20.580
Wait, he killed stop okay, he's probably

04:58:21.780 --> 04:58:23.780
Well, he's shooting

04:58:28.260 --> 04:58:30.260
It's all good, it's me and hi Brian

04:58:31.540 --> 04:58:38.300
Oh, I'm dead. I'm getting a double repel held. What is happening all that we jumped out of?

04:58:39.620 --> 04:58:41.620
Whatever that means, although I got

04:58:42.460 --> 04:58:44.460
shit idiot

04:58:44.540 --> 04:58:46.540
Once above

04:58:48.460 --> 04:58:50.460
I began there Nick

04:58:50.460 --> 04:58:52.460
Is this stairs there?

04:58:52.580 --> 04:58:57.220
Wait, what was it made? Oh two main lobby? I don't know where they're going though. They're going near being

04:58:57.940 --> 04:58:59.640
Where am I?

04:58:59.640 --> 04:59:04.280
The numbers Mason, what do they mean back on this repel back on this repel Nick?

04:59:05.080 --> 04:59:11.600
Good coms boy. He's upside down. Oh wait. I don't want to get exploded one second. Yeah, yeah, you may

04:59:12.240 --> 04:59:15.000
Oh, I can't tell if you got off or not. I can't tell

04:59:23.640 --> 04:59:25.640
I'm literally brain dead

04:59:25.640 --> 04:59:30.760
Nice high-pitched shot can be one more

04:59:30.760 --> 04:59:33.920
that's inside I'm being dope we don't think

04:59:33.920 --> 04:59:37.320
right here they call you oh no you do

04:59:37.320 --> 04:59:39.760
man I'm gonna go under behind you too

04:59:39.760 --> 04:59:42.920
one on the door behind you I want to

04:59:42.920 --> 04:59:46.480
walk in hi Brian I don't see anything

04:59:46.480 --> 04:59:48.400
no that's not me I don't repeat I repeat

04:59:48.400 --> 04:59:51.280
that's on me that's on me that's on me

04:59:51.280 --> 04:59:54.480
I would be nice I think we go to top for

04:59:54.480 --> 04:59:57.760
Well shadow legacy champion Charm these guys are OG champs

04:59:59.600 --> 05:00:00.760
Whoa

05:00:00.760 --> 05:00:05.760
All right, let's be a dog. Oh, I was gonna say let's bandok of me

05:00:08.280 --> 05:00:11.720
It's just like a torture simulator, and what is this

05:00:13.040 --> 05:00:18.600
Also, I'm not kidding. I unironically think their intention with the rework was to nerf her

05:00:18.600 --> 05:00:21.640
I'm not even trolling the devs just don't play the game

05:00:21.640 --> 05:00:28.480
I think that's it. I think they were trying they're like well it's unbalanced that she can call five people at once

05:00:28.520 --> 05:00:30.600
So what we're gonna do now is we're just gonna have it

05:00:31.600 --> 05:00:36.960
Ruins one person's life. I just yeah, I think it's crazy. You do all five on one fucking yeah

05:00:36.960 --> 05:00:41.580
Yeah, that's just I was in a one-night three calls up, and I was just spamming that fucker

05:00:41.600 --> 05:00:46.520
Yeah, I mean they're gonna re-work it and stuff, but I rather than just rework other ops man

05:00:46.520 --> 05:00:56.360
Yeah, also brother the ball down is so it's so fast on it like it's

05:00:57.360 --> 05:01:01.160
Already busted like yeah, we need to be touched. Well, no, they were trying to nerf her

05:01:01.160 --> 05:01:03.340
I'm not even kidding like bear pride is trying to nerf her

05:01:03.560 --> 05:01:07.000
No on stage the dev literally said this is not a nerf

05:01:07.240 --> 05:01:12.100
She's supposed to stay on par or even better, but they said don't figure it out me ha

05:01:16.520 --> 05:01:24.840
I would not ever recommend roaming in lobby, like there could be a drone fucking anywhere.

05:01:24.840 --> 05:01:26.340
This place is huge.

05:01:26.340 --> 05:01:29.200
Yeah, I'm getting pinked, I don't even know where.

05:01:29.200 --> 05:01:30.680
Oh there it is.

05:01:30.680 --> 05:01:32.680
Who's in the skyline?

05:01:32.680 --> 05:01:35.680
Oh my god, who's in the skyline?

05:01:35.680 --> 05:01:38.880
Chad, I wonder if this is spombi.

05:01:38.880 --> 05:01:39.880
Nope.

05:01:39.880 --> 05:01:40.880
Oh nice.

05:01:40.880 --> 05:01:43.880
Thanks to you have like four drones here.

05:01:43.880 --> 05:01:44.880
It's great.

05:01:44.880 --> 05:01:46.880
I'm gonna like move them around

05:01:57.520 --> 05:01:59.720
Well, they can't push

05:02:01.720 --> 05:02:03.720
Yeah, watch out for Peter Parker

05:02:09.120 --> 05:02:11.120
This is pushing by you guys

05:02:14.880 --> 05:02:17.880
Uh, Lobby's side.

05:02:21.600 --> 05:02:22.400
I actually don't know.

05:02:22.400 --> 05:02:23.400
Like, one more on that side.

05:02:23.400 --> 05:02:24.400
That's one ankle, yeah.

05:02:24.400 --> 05:02:26.900
Come on, ankle.

05:02:26.900 --> 05:02:28.900
Lobby's going to swallow you, careful.

05:02:31.900 --> 05:02:33.200
Graded, close that tree.

05:02:33.200 --> 05:02:35.700
Where am I?

05:02:35.700 --> 05:02:36.200
Nice.

05:02:36.200 --> 05:02:37.700
They're double-swinged by 3, 2, 1.

05:02:37.700 --> 05:02:38.980
Oh, you got him.

05:02:38.980 --> 05:02:40.180
Go for your front.

05:02:40.180 --> 05:02:41.180
He's hurt, he's hurt.

05:02:41.180 --> 05:02:43.100
Fuck's wrong.

05:02:43.100 --> 05:02:45.100
I'm paying all the pressure up.

05:02:45.100 --> 05:02:47.820
I'm the last operator standing.

05:02:47.820 --> 05:02:50.340
Slipping.

05:02:50.340 --> 05:02:51.700
Much like the fridge side.

05:02:54.420 --> 05:02:58.020
Whoa, it's like a full blown aquarium in here.

05:02:58.020 --> 05:02:58.820
It's kind of nice.

05:02:58.820 --> 05:03:01.340
It's kind of scenic.

05:03:01.340 --> 05:03:02.180
Use that fucking line.

05:03:02.180 --> 05:03:04.780
Oh, he's on my side.

05:03:04.780 --> 05:03:06.340
Nice, guys.

05:03:06.340 --> 05:03:06.860
Nice, guys.

05:03:09.700 --> 05:03:11.500
Who is this, brother?

05:03:11.500 --> 05:03:12.460
Yeah.

05:03:12.460 --> 05:03:14.980
Oh my god, yeah, that's both all right

05:03:15.580 --> 05:03:19.260
Well, I thought your visual skin was gonna be out today. I was gonna buy it, but they said

05:03:19.260 --> 05:03:22.860
I'm not a little lady. You know, you get away. You get a little bit. Me ha

05:03:23.460 --> 05:03:28.680
Bro, it looks nice though. Bodo you cut swim. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. You cut why?

05:03:30.940 --> 05:03:35.180
We're working with some goats we were gonna with some goats. Yeah, I look really good. That's what could be

05:03:35.820 --> 05:03:39.960
Yeah, I think yeah could be made by skin, bro. I like to be used to yeah fucking bees

05:03:39.960 --> 05:03:42.760
But that same time, we just didn't hold it good.

05:03:42.760 --> 05:03:44.680
Yeah, I also over peaked.

05:03:44.680 --> 05:03:46.080
We could have won that, but I sold that.

05:03:46.080 --> 05:03:47.760
I did jump off the roof.

05:03:47.760 --> 05:03:51.400
Bro, wait, but that's not going to be nasty if you actually bring it back.

05:03:51.400 --> 05:03:52.400
I don't know why.

05:03:52.400 --> 05:03:55.760
You know how like when you jump off a ledge, you can't aim in your gun?

05:03:55.760 --> 05:03:56.760
Yeah, yeah.

05:03:56.760 --> 05:03:59.960
You can aim in your gun 90% of the way down that hill that fall.

05:03:59.960 --> 05:04:00.960
Wait, why?

05:04:00.960 --> 05:04:01.960
Why?

05:04:01.960 --> 05:04:02.960
Wait, 90% of the way down.

05:04:02.960 --> 05:04:06.600
Maybe like 70%, like you're not even supposed to aim in your gun when you're falling.

05:04:06.600 --> 05:04:09.320
Nah, bro, you got like a second and a half.

05:04:09.320 --> 05:04:11.400
I'm gonna go dock if you're feeling it. I mean, I don't know

05:04:14.000 --> 05:04:16.000
I swear I fell down

05:04:16.000 --> 05:04:17.980
You jumped out a bank window and you instantly on it. Yes

05:04:18.980 --> 05:04:20.980
When you fall

05:04:21.520 --> 05:04:23.520
Mingo, what up for you?

05:04:23.720 --> 05:04:27.260
I'm a striker. I'm just gonna throw a C4 down that hole on that job

05:04:28.640 --> 05:04:33.880
Wait, that's a pack. Wait. Yeah, I mean go do it do it. I want to kill you. Yeah, we're sad. I keep forgetting

05:04:33.880 --> 05:04:35.880
It's the uh

05:04:37.400 --> 05:04:39.960
Well, you can just throw a C4 down it

05:04:44.440 --> 05:04:46.440
Yeah

05:04:46.760 --> 05:04:49.800
They don't spawn down there, do they yeah, this is like one of the spawns

05:04:52.120 --> 05:04:55.440
No, they spawn down and they have to repel up. It's like a little falcon

05:04:56.600 --> 05:04:58.600
Can I just stand here?

05:05:03.880 --> 05:05:08.740
I'm gonna heal you if you fall down Mingo if you fall I will heal you

05:05:08.740 --> 05:05:13.820
There's no way up me. I know but just have fun

05:05:13.820 --> 05:05:19.820
It's two walls out here

05:05:19.820 --> 05:05:24.820
I saw his feet. Wait, you can see through the drone hall.

05:05:24.820 --> 05:05:27.820
Coming, Jaybex. Wait, I saw his feet.

05:05:27.820 --> 05:05:29.820
Oh, got Manuel. Got Manuel.

05:05:29.820 --> 05:05:31.820
Someone said the C4 gets destroyed.

05:05:31.820 --> 05:05:33.820
I threw it down last round.

05:05:35.820 --> 05:05:37.820
Do you want me?

05:05:41.820 --> 05:05:43.820
Nice.

05:05:43.820 --> 05:05:45.820
Nice, guys.

05:05:45.820 --> 05:05:47.820
Don't day, don't day.

05:05:47.820 --> 05:05:51.060
Get out all my body literally all my body you can hop on the ledge right there

05:05:55.460 --> 05:05:57.300
Stopping free fired me and then just first

05:06:01.380 --> 05:06:03.380
Oh, he might be cheating guys

05:06:04.660 --> 05:06:06.860
That IQ might be cheating they're planning

05:06:36.860 --> 05:06:38.860
I

05:06:40.020 --> 05:06:45.000
Yo guys, uh orange owl or whatever the plot one is I think he's cheating

05:06:47.020 --> 05:06:51.700
Bro, he doesn't drone and he starts pre-shooting where people are he just pre-shot me

05:06:53.060 --> 05:06:58.220
Also, he I he does not know the map, but he pre-shot like where I was on the door

05:06:58.900 --> 05:07:02.260
No one knows the map like this guy has this guy has to be cheating. I

05:07:03.300 --> 05:07:05.300
mean

05:07:05.300 --> 05:07:10.540
I'm not gonna keep shooting at stuff that no one's at to to like make it look like he's not cheating. I'm telling you

05:07:10.540 --> 05:07:14.020
The first time he killed me he just started like pre farming the wall after like bro

05:07:14.020 --> 05:07:20.300
He's scoped in shot a random burst scoped in shot a random burst and then shot 20 bullets at my head through the door

05:07:20.300 --> 05:07:22.300
Where do you spawn on this map?

05:07:22.300 --> 05:07:23.860
Fullside

05:07:23.860 --> 05:07:29.300
Yeah, I guess dude one of the spawns you're like trapped out of it. I didn't explain it. You just can't go anywhere

05:07:30.940 --> 05:07:34.460
I'm not a hundred percent sure, but I'm like 70 percent sure he's cheating

05:07:35.300 --> 05:07:37.820
Bro just shooting shit

05:07:40.380 --> 05:07:47.940
Could be mood up shy sir holy ball knowledge. I don't know. Yeah, you could be mood up, bro. I

05:07:50.660 --> 05:07:52.660
Don't know he's sassy, bro

05:07:53.420 --> 05:07:56.340
May his dad's don't look like he's shooting bro, but he's pretty fired people bro

05:07:56.340 --> 05:08:02.820
But the thing is like no one knows the map yet and this guy pre-fired a clip as to where I was gonna peak and then I beat it

05:08:05.300 --> 05:08:09.500
I also stop it said in round one. He's just shooting to shoot

05:08:10.700 --> 05:08:12.700
I think this guy's cheating. I'm not kidding

05:08:13.100 --> 05:08:16.260
But he's cheating when he beat the flat one. I doubt it. I mean, I don't know

05:08:23.180 --> 05:08:25.820
I see it I'm bringing a hardware shit. That's all yeah

05:08:27.420 --> 05:08:30.860
I was gonna go ace but ace about 10 man lobby

05:08:35.300 --> 05:08:38.300
I think you're telling me you should be fine.

05:08:38.300 --> 05:08:41.300
I get pumped with them all.

05:08:41.300 --> 05:08:43.300
Are there any swamp eats?

05:08:43.300 --> 05:08:44.300
I'll just let them ask.

05:08:44.300 --> 05:08:45.300
A lot.

05:08:45.300 --> 05:08:47.300
I don't know.

05:08:47.300 --> 05:08:48.300
Okay.

05:08:48.300 --> 05:08:50.300
Flopping man!

05:08:51.300 --> 05:08:53.300
Let me get this exterior wall.

05:08:59.300 --> 05:09:01.300
Some serious drama.

05:09:05.300 --> 05:09:16.420
one close right there's another one deep right this guy was deep right I haven't

05:09:16.420 --> 05:09:24.620
made that's off I'm essentially close there's two of me wait is this single

05:09:24.620 --> 05:09:34.380
wall open to our right yeah I'm calling thorn I can't

05:09:34.380 --> 05:09:36.380
I can't see shit

05:09:48.780 --> 05:09:52.580
What's happening I can't see anyone I got this field bullets

05:09:56.140 --> 05:09:58.140
That's got rainbow

05:10:04.380 --> 05:10:07.640
Delegations dude, well how old are you right now, honk?

05:10:08.920 --> 05:10:13.580
Wait you mean that I'm a I'm a Chris to four soon day 25

05:10:17.340 --> 05:10:20.120
That's my age bro wait, that's how old I know

05:10:21.540 --> 05:10:28.280
No, no, no, no wait what? Well, I thought you were like 28 my whole life. It's going on here. There's gotta be a glitch going on

05:10:28.280 --> 05:10:35.680
You're the same age as me how old how old how old have you been in 24? How many months you got dude?

05:10:35.680 --> 05:10:37.680
I turned 25 September

05:10:38.280 --> 05:10:40.280
26 so in like

05:10:41.080 --> 05:10:46.400
You got three months wait. Okay, I'm gonna be 25 and three months. No no wait

05:10:50.240 --> 05:10:52.240
All right

05:10:53.960 --> 05:10:55.960
Wait

05:10:58.280 --> 05:11:08.280
three months. What. What. A

05:11:08.280 --> 05:11:10.280
little jinx is running around.

05:11:10.280 --> 05:11:14.280
Dude. We chat. Actually. Guys I

05:11:14.280 --> 05:11:18.280
old bro I'm gonna be 30. That

05:11:18.280 --> 05:11:20.280
way there. Mingo how are you Mingo

05:11:20.280 --> 05:11:24.280
are you like 24 23 23. I turn

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24 this month. Wait big June

05:11:27.280 --> 05:11:29.280
You're just a baby. Oh

05:11:29.680 --> 05:11:34.420
19 yeah, you're yeah, bro. You're a shit. That's a bye-bye. Maybe I'm on the night. You're just a baby

05:11:34.420 --> 05:11:38.760
We have a story you have Brad sir. Yes, sir. What is you about to be 23? Yeah

05:11:39.240 --> 05:11:41.800
God yeah, of course. Hi. Bye. It's just nice to be young

05:11:43.600 --> 05:11:47.340
30 just like a 30 if he goes that night there a world

05:11:57.280 --> 05:11:59.280
I didn't realize, Bolo, I didn't realize.

05:11:59.280 --> 05:12:03.280
No way, this is bad.

05:12:03.280 --> 05:12:07.280
I need to halfway to 30 in three months.

05:12:07.280 --> 05:12:10.280
I don't know if that's how that works.

05:12:10.280 --> 05:12:12.280
Yes, bro, yes.

05:12:12.280 --> 05:12:15.280
I'm 25, Bolo, I'm going to be 25.

05:12:15.280 --> 05:12:17.280
What?

05:12:21.280 --> 05:12:23.280
I'm just in the building, but I don't know what's going on.

05:12:23.280 --> 05:12:25.280
I'm just walking around aimlessly.

05:12:25.280 --> 05:12:27.280
I'm waiting for the cheater to shoot at him.

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Two minutes for him.

05:12:28.280 --> 05:12:29.280
I'm going to call.

05:12:29.280 --> 05:12:30.280
Wait, call?

05:12:30.280 --> 05:12:31.280
Oh, fuck it.

05:12:31.280 --> 05:12:32.280
I'll call now.

05:12:32.280 --> 05:12:33.280
Can you call the bigot?

05:12:33.280 --> 05:12:34.280
I'll take it.

05:12:34.280 --> 05:12:35.280
It's bandit.

05:12:35.280 --> 05:12:36.280
Call him bandit.

05:12:36.280 --> 05:12:37.280
Three.

05:12:37.280 --> 05:12:38.280
That bandit died and never mind.

05:12:38.280 --> 05:12:39.280
Nice.

05:12:39.280 --> 05:12:40.280
I'm calling Thor.

05:12:40.280 --> 05:12:41.280
Nice.

05:12:41.280 --> 05:12:42.280
Is the lesion on me?

05:12:42.280 --> 05:12:43.280
Thor is on me if you're on.

05:12:43.280 --> 05:12:45.280
I'm on the other side.

05:12:45.280 --> 05:12:46.280
Where am I?

05:12:46.280 --> 05:12:47.280
I'm in Normina.

05:12:47.280 --> 05:12:48.280
I'm in Hackcams.

05:12:48.280 --> 05:12:50.280
I'm in Hackcams, give me a sec.

05:12:50.280 --> 05:12:51.280
Where am I?

05:12:51.280 --> 05:12:52.280
Here we go.

05:12:52.280 --> 05:12:54.280
I'm still in Hackcams, gentlemen.

05:12:54.280 --> 05:12:56.280
I

05:13:04.280 --> 05:13:09.600
Should be a balcony somewhere hey, that's the cheater bud pool room. That's the cheater buck

05:13:13.200 --> 05:13:15.200
Box on pin

05:13:19.240 --> 05:13:21.240
temporary

05:13:24.280 --> 05:13:27.640
Oh look he's trying me again. I think

05:13:29.240 --> 05:13:31.240
On that same shield

05:13:33.160 --> 05:13:37.680
On the show on the show peaking on the door peaking wait what door like I don't know it's not

05:13:38.680 --> 05:13:43.960
You can use your drone. It's a bench on your door also. Oh wait. He's on the shield. Yeah, so I'm sure I have claymores

05:13:44.440 --> 05:13:46.440
You can crouch in behind the desk

05:13:49.440 --> 05:13:51.440
On the best now

05:13:51.440 --> 05:13:55.160
No, not pushing, not pushing.

05:13:55.160 --> 05:13:57.160
This guy's cheating by the way.

05:14:02.160 --> 05:14:03.160
We're right.

05:14:07.160 --> 05:14:08.660
Online attack.

05:14:08.660 --> 05:14:09.660
We're on the shield.

05:14:12.160 --> 05:14:14.660
We can right side before he killed the other guy.

05:14:14.660 --> 05:14:17.660
So where'd he kill the other guy?

05:14:17.660 --> 05:14:20.160
We can left side on the shield.

05:14:20.160 --> 05:14:23.140
Closing close nice. I mean go was that you?

05:14:23.980 --> 05:14:25.160
Yeah

05:14:25.160 --> 05:14:31.060
This guy's I'm not even kidding. I'm 90% sure this guy's wall hacks. I'm not a pre-fired bag pre-fired me

05:14:31.060 --> 05:14:33.400
He pre-fired me again that round

05:14:34.040 --> 05:14:40.240
Those are pre-fires like he doesn't like I don't know. Yeah, he doesn't react. He's just shooting like he knows where you are

05:14:40.920 --> 05:14:44.560
You just killed a cheater and a wubby one. Oh, yeah, I'm on the ropes

05:14:45.520 --> 05:14:47.020
like

05:14:47.020 --> 05:14:53.460
Don't even know because I don't want to false accuse, but I'm 90% sure man. This guy prefired me like three times

05:14:53.460 --> 05:14:56.040
He's not cheating though. He's doing too much really

05:14:57.580 --> 05:14:59.660
Like that, you know, let's just ask him

05:15:01.380 --> 05:15:07.340
Cheating oh, yeah, wait. Yeah. Yeah, just ask him in chat. It's actually a good idea. Oh, I'm gonna play to open

05:15:07.340 --> 05:15:09.840
I mean you want it now. You got it. Yeah

05:15:09.900 --> 05:15:13.200
I'm just gonna play a broken operator because when I'm attacking this map

05:15:13.200 --> 05:15:17.460
I'm in the I'm in the map and then it's just I don't know what's happening like I don't know what's going on

05:15:17.980 --> 05:15:19.980
I'm just overwhelmed

05:15:21.000 --> 05:15:25.880
There's a slot machine to my face, but wait, how about a slot machine?

05:15:32.800 --> 05:15:34.800
Mingo you still gamble

05:15:34.880 --> 05:15:41.600
Retired retired meat for onion. Oh, I'm sure I'm not like a hundred percent you're cheating, but I'm 90% sure bro

05:15:41.600 --> 05:15:44.440
I'm gonna I'm gonna be 25. Wow. I actually like

05:15:47.400 --> 05:15:49.400
No

05:15:53.360 --> 05:15:59.600
Cuz there was like a glitch in my brain what I thought I was 23, but then I just realized I'm not 23. I'm 24

05:16:00.400 --> 05:16:03.520
Yeah, what is the real last like young age?

05:16:06.080 --> 05:16:08.080
Inevitable

05:16:11.600 --> 05:16:16.880
Yeah, bro, it's I don't wow dude. That's gonna be like irreversible damage to me

05:16:18.920 --> 05:16:21.360
I need to get in shape chat. What the hell

05:16:23.680 --> 05:16:26.440
What is that same site now there's their downstairs

05:16:27.120 --> 05:16:32.000
All right, where's the cheater app like I know he's cheating wait. Let's just talk a spam call him like a million times

05:16:32.000 --> 05:16:37.360
Yeah, yeah, what's his bike find a find him. He's top-ranked. I'll talk to my basement. What do you even push from bro?

05:16:38.560 --> 05:16:40.560
Go down to you see a door

05:16:41.600 --> 05:16:44.440
So what is happening guys hold on my repellent

05:16:52.800 --> 05:16:54.800
Where are we going?

05:16:59.600 --> 05:17:01.600
We all gonna repel

05:17:11.600 --> 05:17:27.120
I'm calling the cheater. I have flanks that last game. I'm just gonna keep calling.

05:17:27.120 --> 05:17:34.120
Yeah, let's be chugs. Where's he's at? Where's he?

05:17:34.120 --> 05:17:38.120
Call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it.

05:17:38.120 --> 05:17:41.120
Just pinball him, pinball him.

05:17:41.120 --> 05:17:43.120
Too cute.

05:17:43.120 --> 05:17:47.120
This guy's still refiring. He died to a doger bee.

05:17:47.120 --> 05:17:50.120
Fuck you, cheating bitch.

05:17:50.120 --> 05:17:59.400
Hi, Brian. Get the shield. I'm gonna call lesion.

05:17:59.400 --> 05:18:11.480
I got the shield. Yo, DMR the Azami if you can.

05:18:11.480 --> 05:18:17.560
Yeah. I'm gonna use this as like bait really quick.

05:18:17.560 --> 05:18:19.960
I'm gonna drone high ground, just wait it up, wait it up.

05:18:21.460 --> 05:18:22.960
Okay, Legion's on this ping right here.

05:18:22.960 --> 05:18:24.160
You can call the Legion.

05:18:24.160 --> 05:18:26.160
They're both on the left side, they're on the other one left side.

05:18:26.160 --> 05:18:28.160
Yeah, yeah, we know the, hi guys, listen.

05:18:28.160 --> 05:18:31.460
The Azami's pinned and, oh, he shot my cannon, I don't know where she is.

05:18:31.860 --> 05:18:33.260
He's left side, like...

05:18:35.460 --> 05:18:37.460
Canade him to, he's on the left side.

05:18:38.960 --> 05:18:40.160
They're both outside of there.

05:18:43.960 --> 05:18:46.060
I like this, he's got a phone call, phone call, phone call.

05:18:46.060 --> 05:18:47.340
Listen, don't play close.

05:18:47.340 --> 05:18:48.340
You can cover.

05:18:48.340 --> 05:18:49.840
I'm the diffuser.

05:18:49.840 --> 05:18:50.840
Uh.

05:18:50.840 --> 05:18:53.340
I was shooting his body.

05:18:53.340 --> 05:18:56.340
I was shooting his body.

05:18:56.340 --> 05:18:57.340
I'm sorry.

05:18:57.340 --> 05:18:58.340
I'm sorry.

05:18:58.340 --> 05:18:59.340
I love him.

05:18:59.340 --> 05:19:00.340
I love him.

05:19:00.340 --> 05:19:01.340
I just shot his body.

05:19:01.340 --> 05:19:02.340
I'm sorry, guys.

05:19:02.340 --> 05:19:06.340
I'm piece of shit.

05:19:06.340 --> 05:19:10.340
I just shot his body for association with a cheater, but he might not even be killing

05:19:10.340 --> 05:19:11.340
one of them.

05:19:11.340 --> 05:19:12.340
We had D.

05:19:12.340 --> 05:19:13.340
We had D.

05:19:13.340 --> 05:19:14.340
They have the same name, Butterball B.

05:19:14.340 --> 05:19:15.340
Oh, wait.

05:19:15.340 --> 05:19:22.180
Okay, I'm glad I'm not a ball right guy. Yeah, like he's boosting him. Yo, so guys guess what I don't could be called him

05:19:22.180 --> 05:19:24.260
He should kill people for yeah

05:19:24.260 --> 05:19:25.260
I'm down down down down down down down

05:19:25.260 --> 05:19:25.940
Yeah

05:19:25.940 --> 05:19:30.700
Legion killed two people and then pre-fired me with a pistol man. I'm not making this shit up

05:19:31.220 --> 05:19:35.820
Or the cheater the pulse the pulse the pulse pre-fired me with a pistol after he killed two of you guys

05:19:36.220 --> 05:19:38.660
He like just knew I was in I guess

05:19:38.660 --> 05:19:43.280
No, he's going to pause like to make it look like he's not cheating.

05:19:43.280 --> 05:19:46.200
Every time I have fought him, he has prefired me.

05:19:46.200 --> 05:19:47.200
Every single time.

05:19:47.200 --> 05:19:48.200
Pistol or not.

05:19:48.200 --> 05:19:49.200
Doesn't matter.

05:19:49.200 --> 05:19:52.200
Well, I'm glad I shot that guy's body, then.

05:19:52.200 --> 05:19:54.200
Shoot him off.

05:19:54.200 --> 05:19:57.200
That's a prefired me every time.

05:19:57.200 --> 05:20:00.600
Wait, so even if we win this game, doesn't it get rolled back anyways?

05:20:00.600 --> 05:20:03.120
No, if we win, no.

05:20:03.120 --> 05:20:05.120
Oh, man, that's kind of good, then.

05:20:05.120 --> 05:20:06.620
Fuck it, let's just win.

05:20:06.620 --> 05:20:08.620
If he's not cheating, he's gonna get rolled back at all

05:20:13.100 --> 05:20:18.880
Yeah, I'm not 95% sure I've never been prefired by one person four rounds in a row

05:20:21.860 --> 05:20:27.020
Where's the key to the rest of you know, it's up and you're right. He's playing post to be like, oh well now

05:20:27.020 --> 05:20:29.020
They're gonna think I know where they are

05:20:32.140 --> 05:20:34.140
Yeah

05:20:36.620 --> 05:20:38.620
I

05:20:42.660 --> 05:20:44.660
Yeah

05:20:57.220 --> 05:21:02.800
Last body like to kill it's not like one right now big they're pushing over there again water

05:21:06.620 --> 05:21:11.620
I don't think it's your mind y'all. I don't know where it went. It's getting every day GG's.

05:21:13.620 --> 05:21:15.620
There's two, two push in my door again.

05:21:19.620 --> 05:21:20.620
Yeah, wall is behind.

05:21:20.620 --> 05:21:23.620
Yeah, I'm on the door, but there's like three out here.

05:21:30.620 --> 05:21:31.620
They're not even drowning here.

05:21:31.620 --> 05:21:32.620
I don't even see anybody.

05:21:32.620 --> 05:21:33.620
They're looking at me on the bridge.

05:21:33.620 --> 05:21:35.620
I might just, I might just shallot it.

05:21:36.620 --> 05:21:38.700
You can if you want it on my bro. On my breach.

05:21:39.180 --> 05:21:40.300
It's gonna run in five.

05:21:40.940 --> 05:21:42.300
I got your own. Geez.

05:21:43.980 --> 05:21:45.420
Should I make like shotgun holes here?

05:21:45.980 --> 05:21:47.500
I'll try. My breach is open.

05:21:49.340 --> 05:21:50.060
Run out.

05:21:51.100 --> 05:21:52.860
One in twenty three. I don't know who it is.

05:21:54.780 --> 05:21:56.460
Well it's coming water side, like left side.

05:21:59.740 --> 05:22:00.700
I could cheat it, bro.

05:22:01.900 --> 05:22:03.580
This guy's deep in spawning, helping out.

05:22:03.740 --> 05:22:04.300
Oh no.

05:22:04.300 --> 05:22:05.340
That is what people are doing.

05:22:05.340 --> 05:22:05.840
You guys good?

05:22:05.840 --> 05:22:07.580
I got him, I got him.

05:22:07.580 --> 05:22:09.820
I'm super on the walk-in.

05:22:09.820 --> 05:22:11.460
Nice guys.

05:22:11.460 --> 05:22:12.220
42, 42.

05:22:12.220 --> 05:22:12.900
I have the outside cam.

05:22:12.900 --> 05:22:13.500
I'm pinging both.

05:22:13.500 --> 05:22:14.500
I'm just pinging both.

05:22:17.380 --> 05:22:19.260
Hopped in over, like, on my left.

05:22:19.260 --> 05:22:20.260
Hopped for a while.

05:22:20.260 --> 05:22:21.780
Let's go inside here.

05:22:21.780 --> 05:22:24.020
Yeah, I think he hopped in a while.

05:22:24.020 --> 05:22:25.900
Yeah, that's nice.

05:22:25.900 --> 05:22:27.740
Hit him, hit him, hit him, hit him.

05:22:27.740 --> 05:22:28.380
He's in the floor.

05:22:28.380 --> 05:22:29.860
No?

05:22:29.860 --> 05:22:30.460
I think he is.

05:22:30.460 --> 05:22:31.180
I think he is inside.

05:22:31.180 --> 05:22:33.180
Yeah, he is.

05:22:33.180 --> 05:22:34.340
Let's go, baby.

05:22:34.340 --> 05:22:35.340
Good shit guys.

05:22:35.340 --> 05:22:37.340
Here comes our boss.

05:22:37.340 --> 05:22:39.340
Nice guys.

05:22:41.340 --> 05:22:42.340
Good aim.

05:22:55.340 --> 05:22:57.340
I'll be the enemy, the enemy.

05:22:59.340 --> 05:23:01.340
They're near that basement site again.

05:23:01.340 --> 05:23:07.340
Yeah, I'm gonna go to this fam duck big. Oh, yeah, there's gotta be a better spot to enter from

05:23:07.700 --> 05:23:11.260
Is it not like the bottom green stairs? You know talking about right? I don't know where

05:23:12.540 --> 05:23:16.720
It's like the green stairs like we're gonna open it's Jinxie like whenever you were ace and he opened all those walls

05:23:16.720 --> 05:23:19.220
I was watching like that that room, you know

05:23:21.140 --> 05:23:23.140
I don't know a single calm

05:23:24.420 --> 05:23:26.920
Like the tube round was close on the breach he killed you. Oh

05:23:26.920 --> 05:23:28.920
Oh

05:23:30.120 --> 05:23:32.120
Yeah, we get there

05:23:44.560 --> 05:23:46.560
You said what

05:23:48.400 --> 05:23:50.400
Yeah

05:23:50.400 --> 05:23:52.400
He's right no

05:23:52.400 --> 05:23:54.760
Mingo, don't worry. Hi guys. This is sweetest sugar, bro

05:23:56.040 --> 05:24:00.620
I was here knock me out. Yeah, I'm from the hood. Mingo. You don't know what happens around here

05:24:01.920 --> 05:24:04.580
Have a good year in Pennsylvania, bro

05:24:06.420 --> 05:24:10.100
You guys get out like cookies guys from the Spongebob talking

05:24:12.760 --> 05:24:16.360
We'd have a they have a cap can five seconds before I think I know the way there

05:24:16.360 --> 05:24:18.360
Yeah, I just, I apologize, I'm just gonna play it with him.

05:24:18.360 --> 05:24:19.560
Two captains in this door.

05:24:19.560 --> 05:24:21.560
The bomb must be located and diffused.

05:24:21.560 --> 05:24:22.560
Holy shit, where am I?

05:24:22.560 --> 05:24:24.560
I think she spawned across the bed.

05:24:24.560 --> 05:24:26.560
Mio, y'all were here a second ago.

05:24:26.560 --> 05:24:27.560
Were we cooking with something?

05:24:27.560 --> 05:24:28.060
Where is it?

05:24:28.060 --> 05:24:29.760
I definitely spawned the wrong spawn.

05:24:29.760 --> 05:24:31.260
Wait, this pool is so nice.

05:24:31.260 --> 05:24:31.760
Oh my god.

05:24:31.760 --> 05:24:32.760
You're taking it like careful.

05:24:32.760 --> 05:24:34.760
Guys, somebody come for a swim with me.

05:24:34.760 --> 05:24:36.260
Whoa, I'm getting banged right now.

05:24:36.260 --> 05:24:37.760
We're going on the roof, bro.

05:24:37.760 --> 05:24:39.760
Yeah, I spawned the wrong spawn.

05:24:39.760 --> 05:24:41.760
Alright, it's to the right of this thing.

05:24:41.760 --> 05:24:43.760
Where are we?

05:24:43.760 --> 05:24:45.260
That's right below us, we just go down.

05:24:45.260 --> 05:24:46.460
I think I passed it, I think we passed it.

05:24:46.460 --> 05:24:47.960
Where are y'all?

05:24:47.960 --> 05:24:49.260
I'm with a boner.

05:24:49.260 --> 05:24:51.460
I'm fucking in the middle of the road.

05:24:51.460 --> 05:24:52.960
I've been getting to the building.

05:24:55.160 --> 05:24:56.060
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, this way, this way.

05:24:56.060 --> 05:24:57.560
You drop right here, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, okay.

05:24:57.560 --> 05:24:58.260
Nice.

05:24:58.260 --> 05:25:00.060
I'm gonna go with you.

05:25:00.060 --> 05:25:00.760
No.

05:25:00.760 --> 05:25:01.560
Who's the boner?

05:25:01.560 --> 05:25:02.460
Who's the boner?

05:25:02.460 --> 05:25:04.960
Yeah, right here, right here, right here, right here, right here.

05:25:04.960 --> 05:25:06.560
I'm going the other side.

05:25:06.560 --> 05:25:07.760
This is where it's at.

05:25:07.760 --> 05:25:09.560
We're pinching them out.

05:25:09.560 --> 05:25:10.460
I can't open the door.

05:25:10.460 --> 05:25:11.760
I can't see.

05:25:11.760 --> 05:25:12.760
Hold on, let me red pick them out.

05:25:12.760 --> 05:25:14.460
Call them, man.

05:25:14.460 --> 05:25:15.780
All right, all right.

05:25:15.780 --> 05:25:16.260
We love that.

05:25:16.260 --> 05:25:17.420
Watch out for capcans.

05:25:18.660 --> 05:25:20.660
Wait, but I don't see anything.

05:25:20.660 --> 05:25:21.620
No one on the break.

05:25:21.620 --> 05:25:22.820
You can jump in.

05:25:22.820 --> 05:25:23.460
Try to film this.

05:25:23.460 --> 05:25:24.460
Pulse, don't take this.

05:25:24.460 --> 05:25:25.060
Don't take this.

05:25:25.060 --> 05:25:25.660
Don't stop.

05:25:25.660 --> 05:25:26.460
Pulse, we can you.

05:25:26.460 --> 05:25:27.020
Blackbite.

05:25:27.020 --> 05:25:27.860
But he's like,

05:25:27.860 --> 05:25:28.460
this is my friend.

05:25:28.460 --> 05:25:29.340
Cheater, cheater, cheater.

05:25:29.340 --> 05:25:30.260
So you can get off.

05:25:30.260 --> 05:25:31.220
We're gonna shoot forever.

05:25:31.220 --> 05:25:31.820
Be careful.

05:25:31.820 --> 05:25:32.820
This is nothing.

05:25:32.820 --> 05:25:33.780
Wait, can you shoot it?

05:25:33.780 --> 05:25:34.420
Long jump in?

05:25:34.420 --> 05:25:35.220
I thought this was.

05:25:35.220 --> 05:25:36.020
This is where I go.

05:25:36.020 --> 05:25:36.900
Where are we?

05:25:36.900 --> 05:25:38.900
Oh, you're in.

05:25:38.900 --> 05:25:40.580
Yo, pulse is right here on pink.

05:25:40.580 --> 05:25:41.860
How's it looking, guys?

05:25:41.860 --> 05:25:42.580
Wait, can you jump up?

05:25:42.580 --> 05:25:47.740
You told me you don't paint below you told me you won't paint standing up right side of holding a pixel on you on this thing

05:25:48.340 --> 05:25:50.340
on this thing

05:25:58.620 --> 05:26:00.620
I'm getting pretty fired

05:26:05.780 --> 05:26:08.460
I should look you go up below he's on paint below on face

05:26:12.580 --> 05:26:14.780
Run run run running all right come back come back

05:26:25.300 --> 05:26:27.300
Look who's pre-amaging look who's pre-amaged

05:26:31.900 --> 05:26:33.900
I'm getting pretty fired by the thorn

05:26:34.180 --> 05:26:36.880
Mingo, I'll just cheat in and there's three other guys

05:26:38.260 --> 05:26:41.060
You got one cheater three chuds. Good luck

05:26:42.580 --> 05:26:44.580
He pulled? No, no, no, no, no!

05:26:44.580 --> 05:26:46.580
Did he even have time to scan you?

05:26:46.580 --> 05:26:48.580
I am, guys.

05:26:48.580 --> 05:26:52.580
I don't know exactly where the head is.

05:26:52.580 --> 05:26:54.580
I thought the same thing you thought.

05:26:54.580 --> 05:26:56.580
I thought he didn't even pull it out fully.

05:26:56.580 --> 05:26:58.580
I think we're in the corner, man.

05:26:58.580 --> 05:27:00.580
Yeah.

05:27:00.580 --> 05:27:02.580
It doesn't matter. He's cheating.

05:27:02.580 --> 05:27:04.580
He's trying to act like he's not.

05:27:04.580 --> 05:27:06.580
Yeah. It's all good, man.

05:27:06.580 --> 05:27:08.580
If I never shot Lesion's body, we would have won.

05:27:08.580 --> 05:27:10.580
We're just going to win right now. It's all good.

05:27:10.580 --> 05:27:16.420
get a class meal. I can put that shit, bro. Let's pay us terrible. Basic

05:27:16.420 --> 05:27:20.580
free fire equals cheater. Jackson Memo. Let me explain how fucking stupid you are.

05:27:20.940 --> 05:27:25.460
We have a former pro world champion suspicious that he's cheating.

05:27:25.540 --> 05:27:28.100
Stop and suspicious that he's cheating and mingo suspicious. They

05:27:28.100 --> 05:27:33.340
are cheating combined in this lobby. We have probably 100,000 hours invested

05:27:33.340 --> 05:27:37.020
into siege and three of us think he's cheating. But Jackson, you got it, bro.

05:27:37.020 --> 05:27:43.280
He's not cheating. I don't understand like what it is with specifically the siege community and being obsessed with people who are like cheating

05:27:43.620 --> 05:27:49.640
They just like love defending people to cheat bro. I like him 99.9% sure. He's cheating Jackson

05:27:50.340 --> 05:27:53.500
99.9. I was from 90 to 95 to 99.9

05:27:53.700 --> 05:27:56.380
It's not about the fact that he gets one common prefire

05:27:56.380 --> 05:28:01.900
It's the fact that he's done seven pre fires in a row in seven rounds. He pre fires everything

05:28:02.340 --> 05:28:03.900
No one plays like that man

05:28:03.900 --> 05:28:07.740
Cuz why would anybody risk losing their ammo at every fight unless they know where you are?

05:28:08.020 --> 05:28:12.780
But Jackson you got it, bro. Ignore stomping Bolo Mingo and me. You got it

05:28:15.420 --> 05:28:17.420
How about Stephen first those two

05:28:17.420 --> 05:28:19.420
uh-huh

05:28:32.660 --> 05:28:34.660
Where's the main wall

05:28:36.060 --> 05:28:38.060
Like the one I'll be to them

05:28:40.380 --> 05:28:42.380
Probably want the one on Zach

05:28:42.380 --> 05:28:45.180
I mean, they might put that wall, the one right here.

05:28:45.180 --> 05:28:46.460
It might not even get to, bro.

05:28:46.460 --> 05:28:48.100
OK, yeah, let's fall, let's fall.

05:28:48.100 --> 05:28:50.180
OK, that wall, yeah.

05:28:50.180 --> 05:28:51.580
I'll just barricade the door back there.

05:28:51.580 --> 05:28:56.460
We're going to rotate on this fucking site.

05:28:56.460 --> 05:28:57.140
And this wall here.

05:28:57.140 --> 05:28:58.020
Can they see four of them?

05:28:58.020 --> 05:28:59.660
Can they make Hella VR on this site?

05:28:59.660 --> 05:29:00.300
Yeah, they can.

05:29:00.300 --> 05:29:00.800
Holy shit.

05:29:00.800 --> 05:29:02.780
They're going to floor me.

05:29:02.780 --> 05:29:05.180
I like it, man.

05:29:05.180 --> 05:29:06.540
Wait, Mingo, look at this.

05:29:06.540 --> 05:29:07.820
You can just see four of her.

05:29:07.820 --> 05:29:09.260
Oh, man.

05:29:09.260 --> 05:29:12.340
They're drowning on ping like that's electric room on me.

05:29:12.340 --> 05:29:21.020
that's a hard ride oh what's that's a shield throw it over the breach the

05:29:21.020 --> 05:29:27.260
shield on the door and then one pushing this hallway right hold the guy

05:29:27.260 --> 05:29:30.500
hallway I'm gonna blow up this pipe he runs in yeah

05:29:30.500 --> 05:29:35.120
There's a hole here or ever two rounds. There's a hole here. I'm like

05:29:43.700 --> 05:29:45.700
The three people here

05:30:00.500 --> 05:30:02.500
You can't be far deployed!

05:30:02.500 --> 05:30:04.500
It's over here, guys.

05:30:04.500 --> 05:30:06.500
It's up here on that door.

05:30:06.500 --> 05:30:08.500
I can see!

05:30:08.500 --> 05:30:10.500
I got one.

05:30:10.500 --> 05:30:12.500
Number one south door.

05:30:12.500 --> 05:30:14.500
Mingo, can you see me from here?

05:30:14.500 --> 05:30:16.500
He's on the door.

05:30:16.500 --> 05:30:18.500
If I hold C4, for C4 ever?

05:30:18.500 --> 05:30:20.500
From the door? No.

05:30:20.500 --> 05:30:22.500
From the roadside.

05:30:22.500 --> 05:30:24.500
I think he's C4 over.

05:30:24.500 --> 05:30:26.500
Make sure we keep one in that door from the roadside.

05:30:26.500 --> 05:30:28.500
Papa can tell you when.

05:30:28.500 --> 05:30:30.500
Tell them I'm on my camera

05:30:30.500 --> 05:30:31.500
Hit it! Hit it!

05:30:31.500 --> 05:30:32.500
Oh no

05:30:32.500 --> 05:30:34.500
You shot it, but I'll see you here

05:30:34.500 --> 05:30:35.500
Side door

05:30:35.500 --> 05:30:36.500
Come on!

05:30:36.500 --> 05:30:37.500
Play some more shit

05:30:37.500 --> 05:30:38.500
I'm gonna try to play in the corner

05:30:38.500 --> 05:30:39.500
I think I'm gonna

05:30:39.500 --> 05:30:40.500
I'm gonna cross the corner

05:30:41.500 --> 05:30:43.500
Dad, did you see her again?

05:30:44.500 --> 05:30:46.500
I'm conducting you

05:30:46.500 --> 05:30:47.500
Oh, that's the only player

05:30:47.500 --> 05:30:48.500
Yeah, yeah

05:30:48.500 --> 05:30:49.500
I have to shoot her

05:30:49.500 --> 05:30:50.500
Beautiful

05:30:52.500 --> 05:30:53.500
She just down

05:30:54.500 --> 05:30:56.500
Yeah, they have no play

05:30:57.300 --> 05:30:59.300
They're both on that door

05:31:01.460 --> 05:31:03.460
Stop it is in a good spot

05:31:10.300 --> 05:31:12.300
Walking on

05:31:26.500 --> 05:31:28.500
Good shit, hi guys!

05:31:30.500 --> 05:31:32.500
That's a goat!

05:31:34.500 --> 05:31:36.500
I'm reporting the fuck out of this guy.

05:31:37.500 --> 05:31:39.500
Eight free fires in a row.

05:31:39.500 --> 05:31:42.500
Dude, that was actually insane how he kills a fucking guy.

05:31:43.500 --> 05:31:45.500
Mothergolf, Rest in Peace.

05:31:47.500 --> 05:31:49.500
What a geographer, what?

05:31:49.500 --> 05:31:51.500
I went six and seven.

05:31:51.500 --> 05:31:53.500
Guys, they really do call you the showstopper, twin.

05:31:53.500 --> 05:31:55.500
They really fucking do.

05:31:55.500 --> 05:32:07.380
Yeah, I mean, like, you know, maybe he's not shooting us back on my cell.

05:32:07.380 --> 05:32:09.380
Did you see the new eSports thing?

05:32:09.380 --> 05:32:10.380
I brought everybody with me.

05:32:10.380 --> 05:32:11.380
I'm queuing again.

05:32:11.380 --> 05:32:12.380
What do you say?

05:32:12.380 --> 05:32:13.380
It might be a bug.

05:32:13.380 --> 05:32:14.380
It might be a bug.

05:32:14.380 --> 05:32:15.380
Yeah.

05:32:15.380 --> 05:32:16.380
Don't you?

05:32:16.380 --> 05:32:17.380
Don't you?

05:32:17.380 --> 05:32:18.380
Yeah.

05:32:18.380 --> 05:32:19.380
Yeah.

05:32:19.380 --> 05:32:20.380
You might not see the new eSports thing.

05:32:20.380 --> 05:32:21.380
Like the tab.

05:32:21.380 --> 05:32:22.380
No, yeah.

05:32:22.380 --> 05:32:25.180
I saw it, but like, what does that even mean?

05:32:25.180 --> 05:32:30.420
cool. Oh you predict and get a pass. Yeah but click on it and go to teams. You

05:32:30.420 --> 05:32:34.860
could like see all the players stats. It's actually cool. Wait, really? How do I

05:32:34.860 --> 05:32:43.020
go to teams? Support a team? We all in the lobby? Oh team says I need to invite Zeal. I can't invite you

05:32:43.020 --> 05:32:45.900
because you're in so I'll just make a new one and invite you and go in the new meta room.

05:32:45.900 --> 05:32:49.460
Wait, so in the teams category you can see everybody's like stats. It's kind of

05:32:49.460 --> 05:32:57.980
sick yeah all the teams is cool I just updated it oh it shows the most recent

05:32:57.980 --> 05:33:09.660
winner to easy wait I want to see you this oh wow look at that bro this is sick

05:33:09.660 --> 05:33:11.660
I squint

05:33:14.160 --> 05:33:18.480
Bro ambies EPS was 116 is that like insane that looks like it's insane

05:33:21.440 --> 05:33:24.080
Wait stop it, what is EPS mean? What does that mean?

05:33:24.400 --> 05:33:26.160
Remember did you invite me?

05:33:26.160 --> 05:33:32.240
Everybody right now. I think I think it's like a rating but I also I think it's like about kills. I don't know exactly

05:33:33.400 --> 05:33:35.400
Someone in a child definitely

05:33:36.720 --> 05:33:38.720
But that is fucking sick

05:33:38.720 --> 05:33:48.720
see your team. There's this many teams in pro league? My god, I didn't even know that.

05:33:48.720 --> 05:33:57.720
Oh bro, that is sick. Wow, that is fire. Wait a sec, but since you're most played off-sword,

05:33:57.720 --> 05:34:02.720
no matter it's smoke, is that just the last major? Because there's only seven rounds.

05:34:02.720 --> 05:34:08.040
It's like and the kickoff thing we played, but I think it goes off win rate, too

05:34:10.640 --> 05:34:16.200
Oh, I see I see like some bond of yeah, bro, that is fire. That's actually fucking fire

05:34:18.360 --> 05:34:21.000
We connect you connect you connect you yeah

05:34:23.160 --> 05:34:28.400
Be useful 39 months that is crazy IPR me be out of me

05:34:28.400 --> 05:34:36.160
Yeah, bro, but like the thing is it's like people do cheat man like people cheat in video games

05:34:36.720 --> 05:34:39.880
Everyone's like a cheater denialist and it's the thing. I

05:34:40.840 --> 05:34:47.300
Like I especially when it comes to accusing somebody of cheating or stream sniping. I want to make like 100% sure

05:34:47.400 --> 05:34:49.600
So I'm not gonna say he's a hundred percent sniping

05:34:49.760 --> 05:34:54.320
I'm gonna say like I was like 80 to 90 percent sniping or 89 percent cheating

05:34:54.320 --> 05:34:58.440
Because I'm not going to say a hundred percent, but I'm going to report it like if I'm eighty

05:34:58.440 --> 05:34:59.440
percent sure.

05:34:59.440 --> 05:35:04.320
Because the thing is, we've all played Siege, like you don't just pre-fire in every fight

05:35:04.320 --> 05:35:09.160
you're in against everyone.

05:35:09.160 --> 05:35:13.160
The reality of this situation is people do cheat in video games, like it is a thing.

05:35:13.160 --> 05:35:17.320
So if you think someone's cheating, like it's good to just report them because if they end

05:35:17.320 --> 05:35:22.320
up getting like twenty thousand reports in two weeks, they're probably just cheating.

05:35:22.320 --> 05:35:29.760
should we ban coach i think we know ban bro fuck the new map

05:35:29.760 --> 05:35:34.960
ooh no chill chill bro chill chill what do you mean

05:35:34.960 --> 05:35:39.840
fuck the map you don't even know it now we're on toad's eating six times

05:35:42.160 --> 05:35:45.280
wait wait do they auto give you it in the pool every time every time

05:35:45.280 --> 05:35:47.280
What?

05:35:47.280 --> 05:35:49.280
Wait, are you trolling?

05:35:49.280 --> 05:35:51.280
No, it's in every map pool.

05:35:51.280 --> 05:35:53.280
It is, Radis, apparently.

05:35:53.280 --> 05:35:55.280
I'm done.

05:35:55.280 --> 05:35:57.280
I didn't even know that.

05:35:57.280 --> 05:36:01.280
Wait, so they're going to keep it like that the whole season or just the first month?

05:36:01.280 --> 05:36:03.280
I think usually they fix it, yeah? I think so.

05:36:03.280 --> 05:36:09.280
Nah, I think it'll be like two weeks in and then you can ban it. That's how it was with all the maps, for sure.

05:36:09.280 --> 05:36:11.280
Or no, I think that's the new option.

05:36:11.280 --> 05:36:14.280
You can't cheat, Jinxie! There is an anti-cheat!

05:36:14.280 --> 05:36:16.280
I cheat.

05:36:16.280 --> 05:36:17.280
MONTHS!

05:36:17.280 --> 05:36:19.280
BANNED THIS MOTHERFUCKER!

05:36:19.280 --> 05:36:21.280
PLEASE!

05:36:24.280 --> 05:36:26.280
So I don't mind a little co-staction.

05:36:28.280 --> 05:36:30.280
Oh, for the first two weeks, I saw that bad.

05:36:32.280 --> 05:36:34.280
Two weeks until then? Okay, okay.

05:36:34.280 --> 05:36:36.280
See you later, dude.

05:36:37.280 --> 05:36:40.280
What if I go broke and I got no more RSS, man?

05:36:40.280 --> 05:36:42.280
Oh, you...

05:36:42.280 --> 05:36:44.280
Secure the area keep the phones

05:36:47.560 --> 05:36:51.800
Oh na na na put your hands in the air you met me tonight

05:36:58.520 --> 05:37:00.520
Oh

05:37:03.120 --> 05:37:05.120
I can't see three of your names

05:37:06.080 --> 05:37:10.840
Nice, yeah, same wait what what I can't see three people's names

05:37:12.280 --> 05:37:18.600
I want to see me in Bologna Bologna Bologna I see you in Bologna I see how y'all

05:37:18.600 --> 05:37:27.720
5 seconds and counting chest out of that cringy ass emote watch this kill feed

05:37:27.720 --> 05:37:29.720
Resient located bomb

05:37:35.240 --> 05:37:37.240
Swapping swapping mags

05:37:40.760 --> 05:37:42.760
That's I

05:37:49.160 --> 05:37:51.160
Well played nomad

05:37:51.160 --> 05:37:57.160
I don't know is he down here visual or no?

05:37:57.160 --> 05:37:59.160
I don't know I'm just pretty far in.

05:37:59.160 --> 05:38:01.160
He's on hook about hook about.

05:38:01.160 --> 05:38:03.160
That was like a second earlier.

05:38:03.160 --> 05:38:05.160
Up floor found a bomb.

05:38:05.160 --> 05:38:07.160
He's on site. Oh god how do you find site?

05:38:07.160 --> 05:38:09.160
He's on hook about hook about hook about.

05:38:09.160 --> 05:38:11.160
Wait what? That reached the window?

05:38:11.160 --> 05:38:13.160
Nicholas.

05:38:13.160 --> 05:38:15.160
Got him I can't take it.

05:38:15.160 --> 05:38:17.160
Blue bar blue bar.

05:38:17.160 --> 05:38:19.160
Close the door I'll buy the bomb.

05:38:19.160 --> 05:38:21.580
And get your hold on though. Yeah

05:38:23.660 --> 05:38:26.500
He's one that guy's low the other guy was about

05:38:27.500 --> 05:38:29.700
Guy might try to walk in on you in a second

05:38:31.220 --> 05:38:33.220
Yeah, this run I

05:38:33.380 --> 05:38:37.360
Can call to twitch go one about one one kitchen or he was kitchen

05:38:38.140 --> 05:38:42.720
But you down that's a sexy angle. I like that angle high brand

05:38:43.860 --> 05:38:47.860
Although it's your bow also about they're both think about and we got pixels

05:38:49.160 --> 05:38:52.240
Nice ride.

05:38:52.240 --> 05:38:55.080
I'm of your play style, man.

05:38:55.080 --> 05:38:57.080
This is unadulterable.

05:38:57.080 --> 05:39:02.080
Well, you get after it, okay?

05:39:02.080 --> 05:39:03.080
Okay.

05:39:03.080 --> 05:39:04.080
Nice ride.

05:39:04.080 --> 05:39:05.080
Mingo.

05:39:05.080 --> 05:39:06.080
Nice guys.

05:39:06.080 --> 05:39:07.080
Here we go.

05:39:07.080 --> 05:39:13.080
Mingo, do you think your aim is going to get buffed when you get at a charm?

05:39:13.080 --> 05:39:14.080
Yes.

05:39:14.080 --> 05:39:15.080
Yeah, that didn't happen to me.

05:39:15.080 --> 05:39:17.820
You hit champ if you get the charm

05:39:19.100 --> 05:39:22.120
Yeah, they don't have like a class. Yeah, I just have an infinite clash

05:39:24.320 --> 05:39:29.320
What is happening listening oh, yeah, I got an infinite class too cool

05:39:30.680 --> 05:39:34.900
How do we fix this one? It'll be you need the full game reset

05:39:40.240 --> 05:39:41.680
Yeah, it comes back

05:39:41.680 --> 05:39:46.640
So we all five spawns you can make this round quick as possible. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yeah, dude

05:39:46.640 --> 05:39:51.120
I'm gonna do something disgusting. I know what I'm gonna do if you have it tonight

05:39:52.000 --> 05:39:54.000
Oh, nah, nah, nah

05:39:56.160 --> 05:40:01.160
I'm gonna glitch for a while. Yeah, even better like even worse than a glitch for a while and this love fix it

05:40:01.400 --> 05:40:04.840
It's been in for at least three seasons. I think I think like three years

05:40:05.440 --> 05:40:09.200
Not even good. Wow. I'm not we're not flash. I hear it. Yep

05:40:09.200 --> 05:40:11.200
Like the shooting glitch?

05:40:12.200 --> 05:40:13.200
Yeah.

05:40:14.200 --> 05:40:16.200
Yeah, like that glitch is still in the game wait.

05:40:16.200 --> 05:40:17.200
And it's infinite.

05:40:17.200 --> 05:40:19.200
For like 5 minutes.

05:40:19.200 --> 05:40:20.200
No, remember?

05:40:20.200 --> 05:40:23.200
They patched the way to fix it.

05:40:23.200 --> 05:40:25.200
They didn't fix it, they patched the way to fix it.

05:40:25.200 --> 05:40:27.200
So you can't even fix it anymore.

05:40:27.200 --> 05:40:28.200
Like sending the bomb down shit?

05:40:28.200 --> 05:40:29.200
Yeah.

05:40:33.200 --> 05:40:34.200
Alright.

05:40:39.200 --> 05:40:42.560
right i'm on the tcsc bro right you actually have a good reason for that

05:40:42.560 --> 05:40:44.560
year

05:40:49.120 --> 05:40:51.600
all right five seconds wait me go is it okay if i do this

05:40:53.040 --> 05:40:58.320
guard yeah wait who is tcs who is that

05:41:00.320 --> 05:41:03.520
oh it's stopping his death i just never run i'm dead

05:41:03.520 --> 05:41:05.520
Oh

05:41:10.160 --> 05:41:16.320
To me I'm getting banged once on getting banged or one like blue bar windows somewhere. I don't even know

05:41:17.680 --> 05:41:19.680
Think you're about up

05:41:26.560 --> 05:41:28.560
I try to drop down

05:41:29.560 --> 05:41:31.560
Are they sunrise on you?

05:41:33.520 --> 05:41:35.520
I don't want to boss you I think.

05:41:35.520 --> 05:41:36.520
I'm not joking.

05:41:36.520 --> 05:41:38.520
I'm not going to be taking a drop log in here in a sec.

05:41:38.520 --> 05:41:40.520
Yeah, I can kill anybody.

05:41:43.520 --> 05:41:44.520
You ready?

05:41:48.520 --> 05:41:49.520
Oh.

05:41:50.520 --> 05:41:51.520
I'm here.

05:41:51.520 --> 05:41:53.520
Wait, inside I think?

05:41:53.520 --> 05:41:54.520
Inside.

05:41:54.520 --> 05:41:55.520
It's like banging me.

05:41:55.520 --> 05:41:56.520
Wait, they're inside.

05:41:56.520 --> 05:41:57.520
Is there a bear?

05:41:57.520 --> 05:41:58.520
Are you inside?

05:41:58.520 --> 05:41:59.520
Yeah, there's...

05:41:59.520 --> 05:42:00.520
Yeah.

05:42:00.520 --> 05:42:01.520
Get back down.

05:42:01.520 --> 05:42:05.320
Wait, that reminded me of the clip

05:42:16.720 --> 05:42:19.120
Bro that was the clip when I whiffed chat that's like the

05:42:23.160 --> 05:42:28.760
Everybody of it my god, that's actually installed here same exact situation literally

05:42:28.760 --> 05:42:33.320
with the pistol. Yes, that was when I was like too insensitive.

05:42:33.320 --> 05:42:36.120
God, I don't get it. Man, the theater.

05:42:40.760 --> 05:42:41.080
Oh,

05:42:43.480 --> 05:42:43.960
is it me?

05:42:46.280 --> 05:42:47.560
Flash it in my ear, bro.

05:42:50.680 --> 05:42:52.440
Wait, do you hear? Do you still hear the clash thing going?

05:42:53.560 --> 05:42:54.920
It's like on and off.

05:42:54.920 --> 05:42:55.240
Okay.

05:42:55.240 --> 05:42:57.240
I

05:42:57.240 --> 05:42:59.240
Didn't

05:43:00.960 --> 05:43:02.960
What would you say?

05:43:08.920 --> 05:43:10.920
No, but so when's your event soon?

05:43:11.240 --> 05:43:16.320
That's August. Oh, I mean like what events play like the online games like yeah

05:43:25.240 --> 05:43:27.240
GK

05:43:38.480 --> 05:43:40.480
Wait stop it

05:43:40.600 --> 05:43:44.880
Yeah, where's the next major at is it a day? Um, actually, I don't know

05:43:45.640 --> 05:43:50.520
majors in Japan like we have EWC before that. Oh, so the next major is EWC

05:43:50.520 --> 05:44:00.420
It's in France when is the WC August and it's not in France. Yeah

05:44:04.960 --> 05:44:10.400
Yeah, wait when is workup actually the ENC

05:44:14.520 --> 05:44:16.520
Oh

05:44:16.520 --> 05:44:17.020
Oh, no.

05:44:19.320 --> 05:44:20.340
I think he's gonna repel up the loot.

05:44:20.340 --> 05:44:21.340
Yeah, repel up the loot.

05:44:22.340 --> 05:44:23.340
We're gonna have us kinda run out.

05:44:23.340 --> 05:44:23.840
V.I.P. Belt.

05:44:23.840 --> 05:44:24.340
Oh, shit.

05:44:24.340 --> 05:44:25.340
Call V.I.P.

05:44:25.340 --> 05:44:26.040
Do I need to come too?

05:44:26.040 --> 05:44:27.040
I'm coming, I'm coming.

05:44:27.040 --> 05:44:28.040
Yeah, okay, I think.

05:44:28.040 --> 05:44:29.540
Yo, yo, I'm gonna put a C4.

05:44:29.540 --> 05:44:30.740
I could just trick this.

05:44:30.740 --> 05:44:31.540
I have a C4 here.

05:44:31.540 --> 05:44:32.540
Let me know, let me know.

05:44:34.240 --> 05:44:35.240
Yo, hop in.

05:44:35.240 --> 05:44:35.980
Yeah, I have it.

05:44:35.980 --> 05:44:36.780
Hop in the white window.

05:44:36.780 --> 05:44:37.740
Hop in the main window.

05:44:37.740 --> 05:44:38.880
Hop in the main window.

05:44:38.880 --> 05:44:39.520
Wait, top, eh?

05:44:39.520 --> 05:44:40.080
It's like a theater.

05:44:40.080 --> 05:44:41.080
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

05:44:43.120 --> 05:44:44.180
Yeah, yeah, crouching, crouching.

05:44:44.180 --> 05:44:45.180
It's brother, it's brother.

05:44:45.180 --> 05:44:56.140
top me top me no no yeah people would go top right to top right on the main

05:44:56.140 --> 05:45:02.000
on the main window hey if like can you get your belt yeah yeah he's upside

05:45:02.000 --> 05:45:06.020
repelling holding the flank yeah he knew he knew

05:45:06.020 --> 05:45:08.020
Holy shit.

05:45:08.020 --> 05:45:10.020
Bawr.

05:45:10.020 --> 05:45:12.020
Got it, you got it.

05:45:12.020 --> 05:45:14.020
Holy tiktok clip, man.

05:45:14.020 --> 05:45:16.020
Yup.

05:45:21.020 --> 05:45:23.020
Oh my god.

05:45:26.020 --> 05:45:28.020
Oh my god.

05:45:30.020 --> 05:45:32.020
He's on the drone hole, I think.

05:45:33.020 --> 05:45:35.020
I'll take you down there.

05:45:35.020 --> 05:45:56.060
behind the bed yeah I think you're still in the wrong we need to all like like

05:45:56.060 --> 05:45:58.060
They're going right there, you know, behind the back.

05:45:58.060 --> 05:45:59.060
Like the hash, the hash.

05:46:03.060 --> 05:46:04.060
Good try. Good try.

05:46:04.060 --> 05:46:05.060
Oh, that don't hold? Oh, shit.

05:46:05.060 --> 05:46:07.060
Oh, friendly's whirling.

05:46:07.060 --> 05:46:09.060
Damn, bro, that would have been crazy.

05:46:09.060 --> 05:46:11.060
You want to have the one down?

05:46:11.060 --> 05:46:12.060
Good try, good try.

05:46:12.060 --> 05:46:14.060
Just DMR made.

05:46:15.060 --> 05:46:17.060
Wait, what map did it take out of ranked?

05:46:17.060 --> 05:46:19.060
Uh, Villa Sky...

05:46:21.060 --> 05:46:24.060
Villa Sky Theme Park and another shit one.

05:46:24.060 --> 05:46:29.940
one out back out back out back out back out back canal canal canal canal yep I

05:46:29.940 --> 05:46:38.380
should like the law for hated brother we have a lot of what those only fun

05:46:38.380 --> 05:46:42.820
you the grenade blow I used to like the bill is just fine bro it's so like old

05:46:42.820 --> 05:46:47.380
and nostalgic it's like a big map it's pretty there's a lot of spawn peaks it's

05:46:47.380 --> 05:46:52.420
just stupid I love it they don't like me of the face at days man like little

05:46:52.420 --> 05:46:54.420
There was so many basic games out of Villa.

05:46:54.420 --> 05:46:55.420
Villa's a good man, bro.

05:46:55.420 --> 05:46:56.420
Villa's probably my favorite man.

05:46:56.420 --> 05:46:57.420
I'm not even gonna lie.

05:46:57.420 --> 05:46:58.420
Like, all time.

05:46:58.420 --> 05:47:00.420
Oregon, obviously, everybody likes.

05:47:00.420 --> 05:47:02.420
But Villa's like my favorite man, I think.

05:47:02.420 --> 05:47:03.420
I love that man.

05:47:03.420 --> 05:47:05.420
Also, I love all the stupid shit you could do.

05:47:05.420 --> 05:47:06.420
Like, remember?

05:47:06.420 --> 05:47:08.420
Remember, we used to be able to, like, warp into the window sale?

05:47:08.420 --> 05:47:11.420
Like, you could vault into the window and, like, peek out.

05:47:11.420 --> 05:47:13.420
That was so fun.

05:47:13.420 --> 05:47:15.420
They need to locate a bomb.

05:47:15.420 --> 05:47:16.420
So, like, standing on the window?

05:47:16.420 --> 05:47:18.420
Yeah, like, you could, on Villa, like, master bed,

05:47:18.420 --> 05:47:21.420
you could get on the bed and then fly into the window.

05:47:21.420 --> 05:47:23.920
You could be in the windowsill.

05:47:23.920 --> 05:47:24.920
Extending.

05:47:24.920 --> 05:47:25.920
It was insane.

05:47:30.420 --> 05:47:31.420
Have you all played Nighiven?

05:47:31.420 --> 05:47:34.420
They like updated the lighting again on that shit.

05:47:34.420 --> 05:47:35.420
Your drone is found upon.

05:47:35.420 --> 05:47:36.420
For real, sis?

05:47:36.420 --> 05:47:37.420
Yeah.

05:47:38.920 --> 05:47:39.920
Alright, I'm just fine with the game.

05:47:39.920 --> 05:47:43.920
Trust me, I know I played the whole 100th deep stack earlier, without Kason.

05:47:43.920 --> 05:47:44.920
Oh yeah, bro.

05:47:44.920 --> 05:47:47.920
Wait, so is Kason playing with the EWC or no stomping?

05:47:47.920 --> 05:47:49.920
Well, he has to qualify.

05:47:49.920 --> 05:47:58.080
What's his team is like really good he plays baby shark the first day it's spirits hot and cold Adam

05:48:02.320 --> 05:48:04.320
Hey, but last one's about

05:48:05.480 --> 05:48:07.480
Yeah, that team sounds insane

05:48:19.920 --> 05:48:23.920
I'm gonna run in this bitch. I'm gonna track in the running.

05:48:23.920 --> 05:48:24.920
I'm based yet.

05:48:24.920 --> 05:48:26.920
Oh, no one alright. There's no right to either.

05:48:26.920 --> 05:48:27.920
He's just based. I just want him to be.

05:48:27.920 --> 05:48:28.920
Yo, I'm calling.

05:48:28.920 --> 05:48:29.920
I'm calling.

05:48:29.920 --> 05:48:30.920
I'm calling.

05:48:30.920 --> 05:48:31.920
I'm calling.

05:48:31.920 --> 05:48:32.920
I'm calling.

05:48:32.920 --> 05:48:33.920
I'm calling.

05:48:33.920 --> 05:48:34.920
I'm calling.

05:48:34.920 --> 05:48:35.920
I'm calling.

05:48:35.920 --> 05:48:36.920
It's a Valkhrave.

05:48:36.920 --> 05:48:37.920
What is in Sunrise?

05:48:37.920 --> 05:48:39.920
Oh, and Pinkbar. Pinkbar not looking at you.

05:48:39.920 --> 05:48:40.920
Pinkbar, Pinkbar, Valkhrave.

05:48:40.920 --> 05:48:41.920
Nice.

05:48:41.920 --> 05:48:42.920
Nice.

05:48:42.920 --> 05:48:43.920
Nice.

05:48:43.920 --> 05:48:44.920
Nice.

05:48:44.920 --> 05:48:45.920
Nice.

05:48:45.920 --> 05:48:46.920
Nice.

05:48:46.920 --> 05:48:47.920
Nice.

05:48:47.920 --> 05:48:48.920
Nice.

05:48:48.920 --> 05:48:54.220
Oh 1999 came base came base one base one cool back Zack not cool back

05:49:00.920 --> 05:49:03.680
Nice act nice act

05:49:07.520 --> 05:49:13.240
Bro, that's crazy, bro, which a case in and raid are like in probably that's insane

05:49:13.680 --> 05:49:16.120
That's actually they're gonna play each other soon

05:49:16.120 --> 05:49:19.480
Like the same region they're gonna play to the robot probably

05:49:21.160 --> 05:49:26.280
Bro cases actually looks you gotta hear a Digo you gotta hear a Digo. I swear to God. It's so funny

05:49:27.480 --> 05:49:31.400
Dude, oh my god, probably fucking back. That's actually crazy

05:49:32.760 --> 05:49:37.800
Holy crap. Yeah, I mean you are next Nick. Me. How huh?

05:49:39.240 --> 05:49:43.080
Dude, Mingo, do you want to be broke like I don't know where you want to be permanent

05:49:44.020 --> 05:49:48.020
You aren't going to that land event with them, right? No, they're not I don't think they're going either

05:49:48.660 --> 05:49:55.180
Why not because that the person who paid for yeah the person the person who sponsored he said if I'm not going he's not paid for

05:49:58.420 --> 05:50:00.420
Hey, where's that Philly?

05:50:03.380 --> 05:50:08.760
Philly from Florida, that's a 15-hour drive, okay, you got it

05:50:08.760 --> 05:50:13.760
Well, if I wasn't the Philly land, I get you too late, right?

05:50:13.760 --> 05:50:17.760
Yeah, I get you too late.

05:50:17.760 --> 05:50:19.760
Bro, if we make the element land, I'll actually go to that.

05:50:19.760 --> 05:50:20.760
Where is that?

05:50:20.760 --> 05:50:21.760
You'll drive?

05:50:21.760 --> 05:50:22.760
You'll drive?

05:50:22.760 --> 05:50:23.760
I have no idea.

05:50:23.760 --> 05:50:24.760
Nah, I'll fly to that one.

05:50:24.760 --> 05:50:26.760
Yeah, you gotta fly, man.

05:50:26.760 --> 05:50:29.760
I haven't done the drunk method yet.

05:50:29.760 --> 05:50:34.760
Yeah, the best method when you get on a plane is just to get drunk.

05:50:34.760 --> 05:50:35.760
Literally.

05:50:35.760 --> 05:50:41.480
A couple X-axis and UTA. Oh, I would even say Xanax, but it's good buzz

05:50:42.280 --> 05:50:45.280
Yeah, that's on you. You know, they have like three people AFK. This is three kids

05:50:46.720 --> 05:50:51.360
Yeah, I would say a bus not getting fucking blasted on a plane. Yeah, you might throw up an M

05:50:52.200 --> 05:50:56.600
No, cuz if you get plastered you might actually like fucking view can have a headache and feel like shit

05:50:56.600 --> 05:50:59.200
We get buzz from the bomb. He's on the bomb

05:50:59.200 --> 05:51:06.220
He's doing like the pixel thing I can't kill him on that

05:51:06.220 --> 05:51:08.720
Oh really?

05:51:08.720 --> 05:51:11.840
I think oh okay I was gonna say I think you just have CTE then

05:51:11.840 --> 05:51:14.920
Alright I'm not gonna lie, I have bomb and I'm probably inside

05:51:14.920 --> 05:51:18.040
Mirror's gone

05:51:18.040 --> 05:51:20.040
They're below and say

05:51:21.080 --> 05:51:23.080
Like the snake

05:51:33.040 --> 05:51:35.040
I like to die to a person

05:51:39.720 --> 05:51:42.880
One more hard right and other ones above he's gonna come in lobby, right?

05:51:48.040 --> 05:51:52.480
my dog what the fuck I thought that was it

05:51:58.400 --> 05:52:08.480
one right side one left side yeah walk through yep on you nice right yeah

05:52:08.480 --> 05:52:13.200
I just I've never seen you lose those man I think I got all guys I think again

05:52:13.200 --> 05:52:15.200
We all died to see four of them done

05:52:16.920 --> 05:52:19.820
That's you fucking to have me man fucking dickheads

05:52:22.080 --> 05:52:24.080
Watch watch you get exploded

05:52:29.400 --> 05:52:31.400
Shots shots shots

05:52:32.320 --> 05:52:33.920
RTP RTP Nick

05:52:33.920 --> 05:52:41.320
Bro, I just love like not being like copper. I don't know like that was just so right to when I was so fucking stupid

05:52:41.320 --> 05:52:43.040
if you actually think about it.

05:52:43.040 --> 05:52:44.800
Oh, sorry, I'm gonna cancel.

05:52:44.800 --> 05:52:46.440
Wait, don't you?

05:52:46.440 --> 05:52:47.680
Am I the only one that didn't get back that again?

05:52:47.680 --> 05:52:48.520
It's good.

05:52:48.520 --> 05:52:49.360
We're just gonna wait.

05:52:49.360 --> 05:52:50.560
We're gonna wait.

05:52:50.560 --> 05:52:51.400
Yeah, we can.

05:52:51.400 --> 05:52:52.240
Wait 20 seconds?

05:52:52.240 --> 05:52:53.080
Yeah, we can wait it out.

05:52:53.080 --> 05:52:53.920
But Nick, whenever you're back up,

05:52:53.920 --> 05:52:56.080
you gotta hit new match squad, then bring squad.

05:52:56.080 --> 05:52:57.080
I just can't, yeah.

05:52:57.080 --> 05:52:57.920
BAM!

05:52:59.120 --> 05:53:00.880
Again, just classic brain surgery

05:53:00.880 --> 05:53:02.480
to get the game to work.

05:53:02.480 --> 05:53:04.120
Yeah, after that new brain surgery.

05:53:04.120 --> 05:53:04.960
Yeah.

05:53:04.960 --> 05:53:05.800
Jesus.

05:53:05.800 --> 05:53:06.760
You have to literally do brain surgery

05:53:06.760 --> 05:53:07.880
to get this game to fucking work.

05:53:07.880 --> 05:53:08.960
How long do you think it's gonna take to change?

05:53:08.960 --> 05:53:09.800
Longer?

05:53:11.320 --> 05:53:17.520
Um, no, no, actually, I don't know, honestly, I open Emerald 2 earlier for literally four or five hours.

05:53:18.020 --> 05:53:19.120
Wait, what?

05:53:19.920 --> 05:53:21.520
Because you only get like 18 E-Lo, right?

05:53:21.520 --> 05:53:24.120
I just got 17 E-Lo, Emerald fucking 1.

05:53:25.220 --> 05:53:28.120
Wait, so, Mingo, what, like, how much you know are you getting per game?

05:53:28.520 --> 05:53:29.220
17.

05:53:29.520 --> 05:53:32.420
You're getting 17 per game? Oh, wait, what?

05:53:32.920 --> 05:53:34.220
Wait, are we in queue? Are we in queue?

05:53:34.220 --> 05:53:34.720
Uh, no.

05:53:34.720 --> 05:53:36.320
Sorry, no. Sorry, I'm not, Nick.

05:53:36.320 --> 05:53:36.820
Yeah, yeah.

05:53:36.820 --> 05:53:37.820
Somebody wait it out.

05:53:39.020 --> 05:53:39.620
Yeah, yeah.

05:53:39.620 --> 05:53:43.420
Have you lost? Yeah, I lost like how the game said I was just so look you

05:53:47.380 --> 05:53:51.820
Timmy's about to be champ, bro. Did you guys see what it's Timmy's doing you guys think you'll be able to get champ? Oh

05:53:53.500 --> 05:53:58.500
He's going fucking low to high and every dude. He's hitting the highest rank in like every FBS mobile

05:53:59.260 --> 05:54:02.420
Yeah, I think what how many how many is he done? I knew some CS right now

05:54:02.420 --> 05:54:07.380
He beat he just did CS so he got he did apex got Predator every new he's gonna do that

05:54:07.380 --> 05:54:16.380
He did CS, he got 30K Premier. I knew he was going to do that. Siege, I don't know if rank 2.0 is going to be harder or easier to rank up. It's way too early to tell.

05:54:16.380 --> 05:54:22.380
But rank 2.0 was way too, like rank 2.0 would have full belief. But I don't know, can that be on Siege?

05:54:22.380 --> 05:54:25.380
It's going to be a long set.

05:54:25.380 --> 05:54:34.380
Yeah, because the thing is with Siege, anyone can get champ if you have a 48% win percentage, some competence, and then play 500 games.

05:54:34.380 --> 05:54:38.800
games I'm not even kidding I still hear the clutch I heard it too I've been

05:54:38.800 --> 05:54:44.560
hearing it I still hear it does he stack does he stack is the only solo see

05:54:44.560 --> 05:54:48.360
that's a good question if he only solos I actually don't know but if he stacks

05:54:48.360 --> 05:54:56.200
for sure yeah he might be on this shit for like a fucking year yeah cuz if he

05:54:56.200 --> 05:55:00.400
only solos bro when I play with him he was pretty like you know what he was

05:55:00.400 --> 05:55:05.140
doing but like he was lost but his aim was good I don't know honestly it depends

05:55:05.140 --> 05:55:11.300
if rank 3.0 is easier or harder than rank 2.0 wait where are you these guys wait

05:55:11.300 --> 05:55:19.020
who is it stop it was it like put like go for it like oh he's doing only solo my

05:55:19.020 --> 05:55:26.020
god ouch who is it's Timmy he's trying to go from the lowest to highest rank in

05:55:26.020 --> 05:55:27.820
in the game in like every FBS.

05:55:27.820 --> 05:55:29.940
He did it on Apex, he did it on CS.

05:55:31.460 --> 05:55:32.300
Yeah, I don't know.

05:55:32.300 --> 05:55:33.740
If it was like 2.0, I'd have the upmost faith.

05:55:33.740 --> 05:55:35.100
Cause all you have to do on right 2.0

05:55:35.100 --> 05:55:36.940
is just play every day and you'll get a chance.

05:55:36.940 --> 05:55:37.780
Play every day.

05:55:37.780 --> 05:55:38.840
Is that on Siege?

05:55:38.840 --> 05:55:39.680
Yeah, he's trying to do,

05:55:39.680 --> 05:55:41.300
yeah, Siege is one of the games to do it on.

05:55:41.300 --> 05:55:43.040
Is he doing Siege next?

05:55:44.700 --> 05:55:46.780
Well, what else is there, Val?

05:55:46.780 --> 05:55:48.860
Val, which like, I don't, like,

05:55:48.860 --> 05:55:50.260
I know he's gonna hit that in Val.

05:55:50.260 --> 05:55:51.620
Wait, what, is Radiant?

05:55:51.620 --> 05:55:53.420
Is he trying to get Radiant in Val?

05:55:53.420 --> 05:55:54.340
Isn't that hard?

05:55:54.340 --> 05:55:57.340
I think that's a max rank.

05:55:57.340 --> 05:55:58.340
That's not yet.

05:55:58.340 --> 05:56:01.340
Wait, is Radiant the one with the numbers and shit?

05:56:01.340 --> 05:56:03.340
Bro, Radiant's like top top.

05:56:03.340 --> 05:56:04.340
I believe so.

05:56:04.340 --> 05:56:05.340
He's starting siege tomorrow.

05:56:05.340 --> 05:56:06.340
Wow.

05:56:06.340 --> 05:56:07.340
I'm a 2-a.

05:56:07.340 --> 05:56:11.340
Bro, I don't know.

05:56:11.340 --> 05:56:12.340
I hope he does.

05:56:12.340 --> 05:56:13.340
That'd be cool.

05:56:13.340 --> 05:56:15.340
We need to locate a bomb.

05:56:15.340 --> 05:56:20.340
Oh, he's already Radiant.

05:56:20.340 --> 05:56:22.340
They're not down there yet.

05:56:22.340 --> 05:56:23.340
got radium.

05:56:26.340 --> 05:56:27.940
He's a lot different than Adams.

05:56:27.940 --> 05:56:28.340
Yes.

05:56:28.340 --> 05:56:29.140
The clash is on things.

05:56:29.140 --> 05:56:30.940
I do it.

05:56:30.940 --> 05:56:32.240
He didn't pay him, though.

05:56:32.240 --> 05:56:36.340
Not like the clash is on thing like the noise don't pay.

05:56:36.340 --> 05:56:37.740
Yeah, it's going to be in the room.

05:56:37.740 --> 05:56:41.940
What I think, honestly, with Timmy's like natural skills,

05:56:41.940 --> 05:56:45.940
I personally think he could get champ this season.

05:56:45.940 --> 05:56:48.440
It might take a while.

05:56:48.440 --> 05:56:49.940
I don't know what experience he has on siege.

05:56:49.940 --> 05:56:52.660
Like I don't know what his peak rank is.

05:56:52.660 --> 05:56:54.420
Yeah, what's Timmy's highest rank is in all these.

05:56:54.420 --> 05:56:57.100
If he said like Platt, I think Timmy could get it

05:56:57.100 --> 05:56:58.740
like within a season.

05:56:58.740 --> 05:57:01.260
It could take like close to a month though.

05:57:02.700 --> 05:57:05.340
I think he could get it though for sure.

05:57:05.340 --> 05:57:07.380
Champs not that hard and cease to get.

05:57:07.380 --> 05:57:09.420
It's not like hitting challenger and lead.

05:57:09.420 --> 05:57:11.380
Like there's a lot of champs.

05:57:11.380 --> 05:57:14.340
There's probably 30, 40 K champs every season.

05:57:14.340 --> 05:57:18.620
Challenger, it's like, there's what, 300 per region?

05:57:18.620 --> 05:57:21.340
I mean, there's like a 1200 in the world, 1500 in the world.

05:57:25.300 --> 05:57:26.940
So this.

05:57:26.940 --> 05:57:28.620
I got a balcony, boys.

05:57:28.620 --> 05:57:31.980
Millie, you're as yourself here, guys.

05:57:31.980 --> 05:57:33.980
Yeah, this window goes into a wall.

05:57:33.980 --> 05:57:35.420
So that's good.

05:57:35.420 --> 05:57:37.020
Careful, this shit's open.

05:57:37.020 --> 05:57:38.420
Oh.

05:57:38.420 --> 05:57:39.020
Hey, there.

05:57:39.020 --> 05:57:40.140
Oh, wait, is this it?

05:57:40.140 --> 05:57:41.140
I think I missed the wall.

05:57:44.340 --> 05:57:45.660
I have a cap here.

05:57:45.660 --> 05:57:47.380
I call him for your help.

05:57:47.380 --> 05:57:49.380
I

05:57:53.220 --> 05:57:55.220
Can't see anything

05:57:58.460 --> 05:58:00.460
I'm gonna throw another one in the back

05:58:07.780 --> 05:58:09.780
Yeah

05:58:17.380 --> 05:58:19.380
Fuck do I get there?

05:58:47.380 --> 05:58:49.780
I was like, where the fuck?

05:58:49.780 --> 05:58:52.380
I did the brain surgery to find out where that guy was.

05:58:52.380 --> 05:58:54.740
I go, I don't know where am I?

05:58:54.740 --> 05:58:56.100
Wait, Jax, you were still outside.

05:58:56.100 --> 05:58:57.300
I was still outside, man.

05:58:57.300 --> 05:59:00.300
I just now got to where I wanted to be in the round.

05:59:00.300 --> 05:59:02.780
Might have to be a small band here.

05:59:02.780 --> 05:59:05.780
That's my Latin, that's that.

05:59:05.780 --> 05:59:07.100
Barra, barra, barra, barra.

05:59:10.340 --> 05:59:11.940
Yeah, do you guys think Timmy can get champ?

05:59:11.940 --> 05:59:12.780
I think so.

05:59:12.780 --> 05:59:13.580
I don't know.

05:59:13.580 --> 05:59:14.900
I think he could.

05:59:14.900 --> 05:59:16.980
Champ's not that hard to get.

05:59:16.980 --> 05:59:20.820
Did you actually just want to know what the right 3.0 feels like? Yeah, bro

05:59:20.820 --> 05:59:26.660
But it's just Timmy's naturally good at the game champ is not hard to get and he's literally his entire stream

05:59:26.660 --> 05:59:32.180
It's just gonna be mindlessly queuing ranks like he's got to get it even if he has like a shit win percentage doesn't matter

05:59:33.020 --> 05:59:40.020
Because you prefer PC, right? Yes, bro. Well, actually, no, honestly, it's bad like when I solo queue

05:59:40.020 --> 05:59:46.700
Yeah, when I'm stacking and it's just chat lobbies not really. It's just like I'm either sus of cheaters or just getting shit on

05:59:46.980 --> 05:59:52.980
But I don't know, console's like, console's good but the best thing about consoles is

05:59:52.980 --> 05:59:53.980
you know no one sees it.

05:59:53.980 --> 05:59:54.980
Like the controller?

05:59:54.980 --> 05:59:55.980
Yeah.

05:59:55.980 --> 06:00:00.380
The controller's delayed and you don't realize it until you go to PC and then also when you

06:00:00.380 --> 06:00:05.660
go back to console, um, the for, it just, the game feels like a slide show.

06:00:05.660 --> 06:00:06.660
It feels like box.

06:00:06.660 --> 06:00:08.580
The game feels delayed and boxed.

06:00:08.580 --> 06:00:10.080
You don't realize it.

06:00:10.080 --> 06:00:11.080
You don't realize it.

06:00:11.080 --> 06:00:12.080
Do you use like 16.9 stuff?

06:00:12.080 --> 06:00:13.080
I don't even know man.

06:00:13.080 --> 06:00:14.080
I just play.

06:00:14.080 --> 06:00:15.080
I just play.

06:00:15.080 --> 06:00:16.080
I just play.

06:00:16.080 --> 06:00:20.120
But when I solo QPC I have fun because I'm normally just in like emerald and it's fun

06:00:20.120 --> 06:00:23.440
There's no one's gonna cheat. Wait someone someone I'm on breach. I'm on breach

06:00:35.160 --> 06:00:38.960
No cheating yeah, I feel like Zim in comparison to wall hacks

06:00:38.960 --> 06:00:42.240
I'd much rather play as him than someone that's fucked wall hacks don't playable

06:00:42.240 --> 06:00:46.120
But Tim like they're all just praying dead and stupid it doesn't really matter

06:00:47.120 --> 06:00:51.600
If you're still using Zim on season 2026, you need to hang at the fuck up

06:00:57.640 --> 06:00:59.640
What a joke

06:01:00.000 --> 06:01:02.760
Fucking bandage open to be careful Dixie

06:01:08.080 --> 06:01:10.080
There's just try I get to give this idea

06:01:40.080 --> 06:01:44.600
I'm gonna I'm on this your Nick. Oh, let's try to my door

06:01:52.840 --> 06:01:55.160
Like on top of each other inside yeah

06:01:56.600 --> 06:02:01.200
Like on the shield what do you have another touch it? Yeah, I got one more. What's up?

06:02:01.200 --> 06:02:07.800
Okay, I'm gonna hold this door. I could rappelling get this wall back with starboard starboard star. I got I got

06:02:20.880 --> 06:02:23.200
Don't think I don't know where this thing is, but it really is on this thing

06:02:23.200 --> 06:02:25.200
I

06:02:28.080 --> 06:02:31.200
Know you're nice. I was on this rotate might even be in this fucking box

06:02:31.760 --> 06:02:35.760
I want to break this fire your door if you want to go live. Yeah, I'm gonna see if I have a drug

06:02:35.760 --> 06:02:37.760
I have a drone to run though

06:02:42.000 --> 06:02:44.000
No one's hiding here calling cake

06:02:46.480 --> 06:02:48.480
It's the left you second it's all in

06:02:48.480 --> 06:02:50.480
I

06:02:51.560 --> 06:02:55.040
That one that's hard right calling kid calling kid

06:02:58.160 --> 06:03:00.320
Dude fucking fucking fucking this shit off

06:03:02.400 --> 06:03:04.400
Okay, it's good

06:03:05.960 --> 06:03:07.960
Is it right by this bar?

06:03:09.240 --> 06:03:13.640
Calling Bendy hold up. Hold up. Wait, and I can't know. Oh, can you call smoke?

06:03:13.640 --> 06:03:15.640
I said no available targets.

06:03:15.640 --> 06:03:16.640
I don't know.

06:03:16.640 --> 06:03:17.640
But I banned this.

06:03:17.640 --> 06:03:19.640
I'm going to fucking jump over the desk here.

06:03:19.640 --> 06:03:20.640
JC, get ready to pressure the genie.

06:03:20.640 --> 06:03:21.640
Ready?

06:03:21.640 --> 06:03:22.640
Three, two, one.

06:03:22.640 --> 06:03:23.640
It's on my door.

06:03:23.640 --> 06:03:24.640
One last time.

06:03:24.640 --> 06:03:27.640
You dropped the diffuser.

06:03:27.640 --> 06:03:28.640
Wait.

06:03:28.640 --> 06:03:29.640
Why can't I track Bandit?

06:03:29.640 --> 06:03:32.640
I'm so confused.

06:03:32.640 --> 06:03:33.640
I saw him.

06:03:33.640 --> 06:03:34.640
I saw him.

06:03:34.640 --> 06:03:35.640
What?

06:03:35.640 --> 06:03:37.640
He's standing on the mid-air with the baby mute.

06:03:37.640 --> 06:03:39.640
Maybe he was standing on a chamber.

06:03:39.640 --> 06:03:40.640
Oh.

06:03:40.640 --> 06:03:41.640
Okay.

06:03:41.640 --> 06:03:42.640
The baby mute?

06:03:42.640 --> 06:03:43.920
I don't think that is.

06:03:43.920 --> 06:03:47.160
Ellicade, Bandit, Smoke.

06:03:47.160 --> 06:03:48.160
Joe, is that a glitch?

06:03:48.160 --> 06:03:49.160
I'm running out.

06:03:49.160 --> 06:03:49.660
I'm running out.

06:03:49.660 --> 06:03:50.660
Yeah, I'm running out.

06:03:50.660 --> 06:03:51.160
Wait a minute.

06:03:51.160 --> 06:03:52.160
This guy's just fucking tweaking.

06:03:52.160 --> 06:03:55.360
Wait, maybe his phone already blew up, but I never called him.

06:03:55.360 --> 06:03:55.860
Oh!

06:03:55.860 --> 06:03:56.860
It's called Cade.

06:03:59.480 --> 06:04:01.800
Wait, so if you eat the dope, it could be explosion.

06:04:01.800 --> 06:04:02.400
That's for sure.

06:04:02.400 --> 06:04:03.640
Maybe you're just good.

06:04:03.640 --> 06:04:05.000
Like, you can't get called anymore.

06:04:05.000 --> 06:04:05.560
That makes sense.

06:04:05.560 --> 06:04:06.160
OK, that makes sense.

06:04:06.160 --> 06:04:07.440
Is it just a tactical hit?

06:04:07.440 --> 06:04:08.840
You just take the 40 and you can't call it again?

06:04:08.840 --> 06:04:09.360
Is that how that works?

06:04:09.360 --> 06:04:10.200
You don't get called again?

06:04:10.200 --> 06:04:11.240
Yeah, that's why I'm so confused.

06:04:11.240 --> 06:04:13.400
You can't get home because you don't have a phone.

06:04:13.400 --> 06:04:15.320
So like if you go Thunderbird, if you go Thunderbird,

06:04:15.320 --> 06:04:16.920
you could allow the phone to blow up

06:04:16.920 --> 06:04:19.400
and then go into Thunderbird to heal and then you don't.

06:04:19.400 --> 06:04:21.000
Oh!

06:04:21.000 --> 06:04:23.760
I can't call you again, but you don't have cams.

06:04:23.760 --> 06:04:25.800
Wait Thunderbird got like a little side bump.

06:04:25.800 --> 06:04:26.720
I got both cams?

06:04:26.720 --> 06:04:29.960
That's like, that's smart.

06:04:29.960 --> 06:04:32.680
Okay, so he will keep the method is just to eat it

06:04:32.680 --> 06:04:33.680
and then just get healed.

06:04:33.680 --> 06:04:34.520
What about you, God, though?

06:04:34.520 --> 06:04:35.760
You got both cams early.

06:04:37.240 --> 06:04:39.440
Wait, I'm so confused.

06:04:41.240 --> 06:04:50.220
dude eat the fucking eat the explosion then just get heels okay okay cuz then

06:04:50.220 --> 06:04:57.060
you're just uncaught but I'm still just so OD like I don't yeah I found the

06:04:57.060 --> 06:05:00.300
green stage that I'm talking about bro I'm pushing here alright where which

06:05:00.300 --> 06:05:04.580
which operator are you stopping how about it alright I'm going with you do

06:05:04.580 --> 06:05:08.700
you need a factor or no finally gonna play game I got that you're have us go

06:05:38.700 --> 06:05:43.860
I'm not doing this shit, bro. I'm too bored for that this staircase is clear

06:05:50.260 --> 06:05:54.140
I have a tequila somewhere by here the class shit

06:06:02.060 --> 06:06:04.060
Around here

06:06:08.700 --> 06:06:13.060
What do you say Zach go with you? I'm like so far hold up

06:06:14.700 --> 06:06:16.700
How do you even get down?

06:06:17.900 --> 06:06:20.900
Are there any hatches on this map? I open one hatch

06:06:20.900 --> 06:06:22.400
How did you get down there?

06:06:22.400 --> 06:06:23.400
Right here

06:06:23.400 --> 06:06:24.400
They don't have ping on me

06:06:24.400 --> 06:06:24.900
There you are

06:06:24.900 --> 06:06:25.900
And the hatch too, Jethers

06:06:28.400 --> 06:06:28.900
Okay Bob

06:06:28.900 --> 06:06:29.900
You can keep this wall

06:06:29.900 --> 06:06:30.900
Come here

06:06:30.900 --> 06:06:32.400
That's barricade of highlights

06:06:32.400 --> 06:06:33.400
You can push

06:06:33.400 --> 06:06:34.400
How about

06:06:34.400 --> 06:06:34.900
This map

06:06:34.900 --> 06:06:35.900
I'm going to get this one first

06:06:35.900 --> 06:06:36.900
I got this

06:06:36.900 --> 06:06:37.900
MP

06:06:37.900 --> 06:06:39.900
Backstab the server side.

06:06:39.900 --> 06:06:40.900
Oh.

06:06:40.900 --> 06:06:41.900
Is it up top?

06:06:41.900 --> 06:06:43.900
He's actually down.

06:06:43.900 --> 06:06:44.900
Haha.

06:06:45.900 --> 06:06:47.900
Alright, I'm gonna go to the second.

06:06:49.900 --> 06:06:50.900
That's good.

06:06:50.900 --> 06:06:52.900
I hear guy on your left, I don't know where that's at.

06:06:52.900 --> 06:06:54.900
Yeah, he's like in the other room.

06:06:54.900 --> 06:06:55.900
This guy's the weaker.

06:06:55.900 --> 06:06:56.900
Alright, look at this one.

06:06:56.900 --> 06:06:58.900
Uh, one in the gallery ballroom.

06:06:58.900 --> 06:07:00.900
One right in the door.

06:07:02.900 --> 06:07:03.900
That guy, hello.

06:07:03.900 --> 06:07:05.900
You're still in the gallery side.

06:07:05.900 --> 06:07:07.900
Let's get out of the side near this fucking dangerous thing

06:07:21.020 --> 06:07:23.020
I'm letting right here Zach right here

06:07:24.380 --> 06:07:26.380
This is your

06:07:26.460 --> 06:07:29.020
No, you do it already do it already. I'm my dog

06:07:29.020 --> 06:07:41.020
Nice guys!

06:07:41.020 --> 06:07:48.020
There we go.

06:07:48.020 --> 06:07:54.460
That cap was just running around not using ability.

06:07:54.460 --> 06:07:55.460
Just stomping around.

06:07:55.460 --> 06:07:56.460
Wait, cab was?

06:07:56.460 --> 06:07:58.300
Yeah, that was the guy first floor.

06:07:58.300 --> 06:08:03.280
Dude, I fucking like I saw the alert and then I scanned and I didn't fucking see shit

06:08:04.780 --> 06:08:11.040
So what even happens if you roam and you go against like Deimos Joe could be solid snake

06:08:11.040 --> 06:08:13.040
Do you just like?

06:08:13.040 --> 06:08:17.500
Oh, and like a blitz and I got blitz too. Yeah, you just log off at that point

06:08:17.900 --> 06:08:22.020
You can't even really counterban all of it. Well, yeah, like you can't even ban doggie. So

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Good

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Yeah, I would always like much prefer like new ops instead of reworks

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But if you're gonna rework an op like I think you should just do someone who has like no usage rate and just make them good

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But they kind of never do that, bro

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Did sense get a rework sense got a real cry

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We're both with the gun. Oh god, wait, what kind is it? What kind did sense out now?

06:08:52.220 --> 06:08:56.780
Fucking the new dope gun the bullpup. Okay. It's actually like

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Which that token becomes good, but that gun?

06:09:01.220 --> 06:09:03.220
Yeah, it's like, honestly, like,

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that's here, genuinely, that's here, yeah.

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Right, I'm trying to, like, find four team walls,

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drone spots, and I just, like, I don't even know what I'm reinforcing.

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Ah, there's gonna be a drone just in the roof.

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Under the C4 spawn peeking, still at words.

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Should we just, should we just fucking do their tech room?

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Just anchor

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Make some holes on that base. I'm like the single. Yeah

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Ming are you doing it? Yeah, but they don't spot here, bro

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God you're all the way down there

06:09:52.580 --> 06:09:54.580
I don't even know how to get back in the manual

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Yeah, I dropped the hatch on the high get back up. Let me show you. I'm not alone. Okay

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I'm gonna walk up to you like

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There's one here

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I just fell out of the hatch on accident, oh damn it.

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I'm with you Jinx, they walk.

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Bolo, I have a C4 of the box.

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One's on the rundown.

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They're drawing his house.

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I know I'm being so annoying for them right now.

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We're in demo track and we're at the same time.

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I'm reaching the one close near tequila door

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I'll push through you guys, you know

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I might breach two people

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Let me go, let me know when he comes in

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I have a C4 above

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He looks at the pixel when you ran past it

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Look at the time

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Oh my god, he's baiting it's bomb

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What a fucking loser

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I forgot

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I have a C4 in

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Aqua

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Or whatever it's called tequila

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That's a son. Let me know if it's a killer

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You want water don't give me water

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He's like in this fucking this door. He's got still breach with her

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This guy in tequila is holding it holding it

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We should

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Wait another one breach therm still breaching in water lost eyes water. Let's not be called again, bro

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It's like on you

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like where am I man I don't know where this guy is

06:11:57.700 --> 06:12:04.340
I just got ran over the same person four times like there's no cool down it

06:12:04.340 --> 06:12:10.820
just keeps going I should have it just feels weird to like like you're gonna

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damage that's TB on the board get TB on the board and let your phone yeah I get

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a TB let's just like anchor I don't know what I'm doing bro they're just baiting

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Spawn like oh, this is so it's yeah, there's random free-firing free-fire headshot me first

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I hate this game so much bro. So also. I can't hear cuz there's a constant clash in my ear

06:12:31.400 --> 06:12:36.460
I'm going for the birthday. I got y'all if they call you eat it to fucking eat it

06:12:38.300 --> 06:12:40.300
Like there's no counter to it. I

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Think it's literally just thunder man. I got duck as well with appreciate 30 months, bro

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to call and then run to a Thunderbird. I actually don't know anything else that stops this.

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Turn off a menu sound. Why do we have to do that?

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We still not evaporated.

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like some are on fault three and probably a

06:14:18.140 --> 06:14:20.140
yeah, so it's on my side

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come on

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what does he even call it?

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fucking yellow hall

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alright bro you got it bro

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let's do that, doken needs

06:14:29.140 --> 06:14:31.140
remember to eat that doken be

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whose troop is that bro?

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that's my dog

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okay

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buzz

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reach open here

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yeah

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there might be

06:14:42.140 --> 06:14:44.140
there might be lockers

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Can you hold my door here?

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I have it. I have it.

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I'm going to breach.

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Let me know if you're not holding.

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I'm not holding.

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I got needed.

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On the door. On the door.

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I'm finding doors.

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I know.

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Oh fuck.

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I'm down down down down.

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Take a walk.

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I'm getting red pinged man.

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Man I'm in breach. I I see you don't care

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I'm in a fucking horror movie different breach walk that is way to be

06:15:31.100 --> 06:15:33.820
No, I'm just a bullet. I don't know I'm kind of

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We can uh

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Do I mean thumbs tell me what this guy just typed exclamation mark allegations in the twitch chat, bro

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Why the fuck would there be allegations? I'm holding it

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And holding like a pixel though

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Yeah, it's the forms over here

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I think

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I'm still here the clash glitch

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Zippy mob coach

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Gonna jump up back

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Nice, I just heard a clash glitch for the whole round. Yeah, this is deadass insane man

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Every time they drop season, it's 20 bucks

06:16:25.540 --> 06:16:32.460
Yeah, that the class glitch has been in the game for literally a whole different game like how is that even possible?

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It's a whole different four games ago

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Yeah, when was the cloud when didn't you even play clash it was casino like three maps ago literally

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Just not a sin it's fucking go

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I've just blown away bro, they might go magic, but

06:16:58.700 --> 06:17:01.820
Yeah, I'll probably I'll just play some and I'll be ready for like the backside

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How can we, can we check the wall or no, or we can't?

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I'll check for a little bit, but if they map it, I'll hook.

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I'm gonna hide the bill.

06:17:09.160 --> 06:17:10.160
I will be mad if they ban kid.

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Your chat, it's not a fucking zen!

06:17:14.560 --> 06:17:17.060
It is a trident min gum!

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This is not a zen!

06:17:20.660 --> 06:17:25.060
Like, bro, I'm not vaping, I'm not zenning, like, I'm not on coke!

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This is gum!

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Trident!

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Upper decky.

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What?!

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I

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Yeah, like what is happening where am I?

06:17:54.940 --> 06:17:57.900
Can you saw me over here they come for this breach I wonder where they

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I'm gonna go up here, I'm gonna- I'll do this.

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You can't peek that window.

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You want those head holes?

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On the single?

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Bro, do you want those head holes?

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I did it.

06:18:14.460 --> 06:18:15.460
They're too good.

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I'm reloading.

06:18:17.460 --> 06:18:18.460
Okay, keep running.

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Place device.

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Reloading.

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D-1 clear.

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I think they're going to push by me, I gotta turn gamer tags on bro, this is a success.

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I killed Thatcher, I don't think he's gonna breathe.

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Alright, I can't get it.

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Behind you.

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Right here.

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I got one third.

06:19:11.660 --> 06:19:13.660
Wait, who did you kill, Niko?

06:19:13.660 --> 06:19:15.660
I think I killed Thatcher.

06:19:15.660 --> 06:19:17.660
Thatcher's man.

06:19:17.660 --> 06:19:19.660
I killed Abana.

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Can you swing him?

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He's on the roof, I don't even know where he's at.

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I'm not peeking that shit.

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So to outside the main breach

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me can you make a rotate on this side here we go we'll come back

06:20:03.500 --> 06:20:06.620
I think I'm going to get talliered bro. Oh yeah.

06:20:06.620 --> 06:20:10.780
Place down for a little while. Two on me. Two here man, two to two.

06:20:10.780 --> 06:20:14.780
There's one nice other one down. That's no key done.

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On this door. One with you.

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40 seconds. Nice. Nice guys.

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GD's man. GD's, GD's, GD's.

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Nice guys.

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Alright, let's go. I'm off. I'm off. I'm off. GD's though.

06:20:51.660 --> 06:20:54.660
Alright, GD's. GD's. GD's. GD's man. GD's both. GD's.

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Stop. GD's time back.

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Peace, peace, peace.

06:20:59.560 --> 06:21:01.560
I don't know, bro. I'm depressed.

06:21:02.600 --> 06:21:04.840
Like, why is there 20 bugs?

06:21:05.560 --> 06:21:09.700
My drone is glitched. There's a clash sound glitch.

06:21:09.700 --> 06:21:14.360
I can't invite, like, I can't queue the game because there's a game queue glitch.

06:21:14.600 --> 06:21:19.680
There's a voice chat glitch. Like, why is there 20 bugs? Holy fuck.

06:21:20.620 --> 06:21:26.040
Buggy solved for a reason, man. My god, bro. Like, there's like 25 fucking bugs, bro.

06:21:26.660 --> 06:21:30.580
Holy shit. Why is there 20 bugs?

06:21:32.260 --> 06:21:34.260
Chats, should I stay on for a while?

06:21:34.260 --> 06:21:36.260
Am I playing a little bit of League?

06:21:36.260 --> 06:21:38.260
It's not that's all.

06:21:38.260 --> 06:21:40.260
It's not that's all or no.

06:21:41.460 --> 06:21:43.460
Bro, why is there 20 bugs?

06:21:43.460 --> 06:21:44.660
I play like nine games.

06:21:44.660 --> 06:21:47.460
Bro, there's a class audio bug.

06:21:47.460 --> 06:21:49.460
There's an inviting to lobby bug.

06:21:49.460 --> 06:21:51.460
There's a re-queuing bug.

06:21:51.460 --> 06:21:53.460
There's a voice chat bug.

06:21:53.460 --> 06:21:55.460
There's a drone bug.

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Doku be of course is broken

06:21:58.140 --> 06:22:03.180
Like why is the 20 bucks man? Why? Why the fuck is there 20 bucks?

06:22:09.020 --> 06:22:14.300
Down test is on and he's in a game and he just started chat chat

06:22:14.300 --> 06:22:19.380
What would happen if I played a solo game without my coach when I do good or bad when I do good or bad?

06:22:19.380 --> 06:22:21.380
What do you guys think?

06:22:21.380 --> 06:22:25.620
What would happen if I played a solo game without my coach?

06:22:25.620 --> 06:22:27.820
Would I do good or bad?

06:22:27.820 --> 06:22:28.820
Good or bad?

06:22:28.820 --> 06:22:29.820
Awful.

06:22:29.820 --> 06:22:30.820
Awful.

06:22:30.820 --> 06:22:31.820
Oh, nah.

06:22:31.820 --> 06:22:32.820
Awful.

06:22:32.820 --> 06:22:33.820
W full timer.

06:22:33.820 --> 06:22:34.820
Yes, bro.

06:22:34.820 --> 06:22:35.820
Minecraft.

06:22:35.820 --> 06:22:36.820
GGs.

06:22:36.820 --> 06:22:38.220
Bad, bad, bad.

06:22:38.220 --> 06:22:40.820
It would hit.

06:22:40.820 --> 06:22:42.020
GGs.

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Please don't.

06:22:45.980 --> 06:22:46.980
You know, chat.

06:22:46.980 --> 06:22:51.300
My entire chat is saying I'll do bad without my coach.

06:22:51.300 --> 06:22:53.860
Let's prove every one of you motherfuckers wrong

06:22:54.780 --> 06:23:01.940
My entire chat is saying I would do bad without my coach. So let's prove every one of you motherfuckers wrong. Let's do it

06:23:04.740 --> 06:23:09.740
Play Minecraft chat I told y'all bro. Listen the next time you see me in Minecraft

06:23:10.020 --> 06:23:16.280
It's gonna be me playing Minecraft hardcore until I beat it so low

06:23:16.280 --> 06:23:23.760
Ron can't carry me this time. I gotta win solo. I get asked my p-line for a month straight

06:23:25.720 --> 06:23:27.720
Chess I play year Warwick

06:23:28.240 --> 06:23:31.520
Yee, I think I think yee, right? Chai is yee better?

06:23:32.800 --> 06:23:36.360
Well, the thing here's the thing my win percentage on yee is better

06:23:37.000 --> 06:23:38.360
No, no, sorry

06:23:38.360 --> 06:23:42.880
My win percentage on Warwick is better, but like I don't know

06:23:43.720 --> 06:23:45.720
yee sales by

06:23:45.720 --> 06:23:51.800
Yee scales so much better Warwick is better early game like yee can't really fight one-on-one early game

06:23:54.440 --> 06:23:59.060
You're not funny bro. Just call them chat. Tell that that's call me after my game. Call me after my game

06:23:59.060 --> 06:24:01.060
He's in a game, too. He's in a game

06:24:03.240 --> 06:24:05.240
And it's here for somebody who's new to siege

06:24:06.440 --> 06:24:12.260
Play every day bro. The only reason why I was able to get good at Sieges because I played every day and now the chat's gonna say

06:24:12.260 --> 06:24:19.020
You're terrible. Yeah, bro. But seriously, probably the only reason I was able to get good at that game is because I played every day for like years and years and years

06:24:19.300 --> 06:24:21.300
literally

06:24:22.600 --> 06:24:28.940
Dodge their abilities bro the thing about Master Yi that I fucking love is if I queue with him I dodge

06:24:29.740 --> 06:24:31.740
If I queue with him I dodge

06:24:32.220 --> 06:24:34.700
Chat should I keep my foot away? I should keep my foot away, yeah

06:24:35.300 --> 06:24:37.300
Nice fitting Benz, yes!

06:24:37.700 --> 06:24:39.700
My blade is yours

06:24:39.700 --> 06:24:42.980
Chad, I'd love me some Master Yi.

06:24:42.980 --> 06:25:01.980
My brain is yours!

06:25:01.980 --> 06:25:02.980
Pre-O-15!

06:25:02.980 --> 06:25:06.540
Chad, this is- Game terminated!

06:25:06.540 --> 06:25:07.540
What?!

06:25:07.540 --> 06:25:08.540
What?!

06:25:08.540 --> 06:25:15.140
Chalice and listen, this is my first game of league ever without my coach live live

06:25:18.140 --> 06:25:20.900
Game terminated after what?

06:25:26.140 --> 06:25:30.720
Dante's is gonna watch you and take notes so play well. No, no, let's see bro. Listen man

06:25:31.020 --> 06:25:34.660
Everybody says I'm worthless without my coach chat. Let me lock in bro

06:25:34.660 --> 06:25:40.660
Let me lock in. This is my first game ever without my coach. Lock the f**k in. Why?

06:25:40.660 --> 06:25:44.660
Second? No! This is my first one! This is my first one!

06:25:44.660 --> 06:25:48.660
I prayed for times like this. What, you think I'm gonna go 0-20?

06:25:48.660 --> 06:25:51.660
What do you think's gonna happen, man?

06:25:51.660 --> 06:25:57.660
How's the new season of Siege? I'm disappointing, brah, but to be honest, there's like 20 bugs.

06:25:57.660 --> 06:26:02.660
Okay, realistically, there's like 6 bugs. And they're like game-changing bugs.

06:26:02.660 --> 06:26:07.180
Every time you get on a drone, there's a drone sensitivity bug. There's the audio bug with flash

06:26:07.680 --> 06:26:12.520
You can't req lobbies because there's a req lobbies bug. Of course there is um, what else?

06:26:13.080 --> 06:26:15.080
There's like five boats

06:26:16.400 --> 06:26:19.840
But I think the rank system is better once they fix the bugs the game will be better

06:26:20.880 --> 06:26:22.880
Once they fix the bugs the game will be better

06:26:25.080 --> 06:26:30.740
But yeah chat bro, I'm telling you boys the last of us marathon it's gonna be sooner than you think bro chat

06:26:30.740 --> 06:26:35.880
I'm not even kidding. I might do the last of us marathon this weekend. I'm being fat ass

06:26:35.880 --> 06:26:40.360
I might do it this weekend. It's gonna take chat. How many days two or three?

06:26:43.080 --> 06:26:46.820
How many days two or three I literally might do it this weekend. I'm not even frozen. I

06:26:47.720 --> 06:26:49.720
Might do a Friday sat Sunday

06:26:51.140 --> 06:26:56.540
Play Diana wait, why did you get bad? No, you didn't get bad protect Diana's tough

06:27:00.740 --> 06:27:04.880
two or three days. Okay, if it takes three days chat, I'm gonna do it this weekend then.

06:27:04.880 --> 06:27:10.300
Bro chat, I think we're gonna do the last of us part one and two Friday, Saturday, Sunday,

06:27:10.300 --> 06:27:20.980
this weekend. Because guys, I'm busy June 12. June 13, June 14 is the LCS finals. I'm

06:27:20.980 --> 06:27:25.780
gonna watch part of that with Don says it's gonna be peak. But bro, yeah, I think this

06:27:25.780 --> 06:27:30.140
weekend we just do the last of us full marathon, stream it all on Twitch and YouTube.

06:27:30.140 --> 06:27:32.140
Full game.

06:27:32.140 --> 06:27:34.140
A wreck for each one.

06:27:34.140 --> 06:27:36.140
Three days if you do it and I'll stop, which you know you are.

06:27:36.140 --> 06:27:38.140
Yes, I'm going to do it and I'll stop.

06:27:38.140 --> 06:27:41.140
I might dead ass do it this weekend.

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Seriously.

06:27:43.140 --> 06:27:46.140
Unless I'm going to do GTA V this weekend.

06:27:46.140 --> 06:27:49.140
But I want to do GTA V marathon closer to GTA VI.

06:27:49.140 --> 06:27:53.140
So I think I should do GTA, I think I should do GTA V in like a couple months.

06:27:55.140 --> 06:27:58.140
LCS, yeah, we're going to watch LCS finals with me and Dante.

06:27:58.140 --> 06:27:59.700
It's going to be fun.

06:27:59.700 --> 06:28:00.260
Let's think, too.

06:28:03.500 --> 06:28:04.300
Both games, yes.

06:28:04.300 --> 06:28:08.740
Guys, I'm going to do part one and part two, all in one stream.

06:28:08.740 --> 06:28:11.300
I'm going to probably start Friday and end Sunday.

06:28:14.060 --> 06:28:17.100
Start Friday and Sunday.

06:28:17.100 --> 06:28:19.540
Oh, and hopefully this week we do the Brovy Brovers

06:28:19.540 --> 06:28:22.860
own a pixel this week as well, if he's free.

06:28:22.860 --> 06:28:26.100
That'll be peak two.

06:28:26.100 --> 06:28:27.780
Do GTA 5 in September?

06:28:27.780 --> 06:28:30.020
When does GTA 6 come out, Chad?

06:28:30.020 --> 06:28:31.540
November, right?

06:28:31.540 --> 06:28:35.060
So I could do GTA 5 in October, maybe.

06:28:40.540 --> 06:28:42.820
Yeah, I wanna do it closer to GTA 6, bro.

06:28:47.100 --> 06:28:50.020
November, yeah, it comes out November, yeah, yeah, yeah,

06:28:50.020 --> 06:28:50.860
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

06:28:50.860 --> 06:28:51.700
Yeah, and I think this week

06:28:51.700 --> 06:28:52.540
we're gonna do Broby Bro versus Odeon Pixel.

06:28:52.540 --> 06:28:54.540
That's ukulele, think of it,

06:28:54.540 --> 06:28:55.900
calves think of it,

06:28:55.900 --> 06:28:56.900
They sing they can do one.

06:28:59.740 --> 06:29:02.860
No, I'm very, I'm very excited for the last of us, bro.

06:29:02.860 --> 06:29:03.700
That ass.

06:29:04.820 --> 06:29:06.740
It's y'all's most requested story game

06:29:06.740 --> 06:29:08.940
besides Red Dead, Redemption 2.

06:29:09.980 --> 06:29:12.180
And that game altered my fucking life, bro.

06:29:12.180 --> 06:29:14.660
Literally Red Dead, Redemption 2 altered my life.

06:29:15.940 --> 06:29:17.180
I'm not even trodding.

06:29:20.540 --> 06:29:22.620
Yi is so bad against this team comp.

06:29:22.620 --> 06:29:25.860
Bro, I was about to play lead with a controller.

06:29:25.860 --> 06:29:28.180
I was holding a controller, okay.

06:29:28.180 --> 06:29:29.780
Yee is so bad into this team comp.

06:29:29.780 --> 06:29:31.500
See, that's the thing, bro.

06:29:31.500 --> 06:29:33.020
I don't understand that stuff.

06:29:33.020 --> 06:29:36.580
Also, pathing, I don't know how to pat in stuff like that.

06:29:36.580 --> 06:29:37.520
Pat good.

06:29:38.900 --> 06:29:40.980
Bro, but chat, I have to get silver.

06:29:40.980 --> 06:29:42.580
I have to get silver, bro.

06:29:42.580 --> 06:29:44.180
I have to get fucking silver.

06:29:44.180 --> 06:29:45.840
I can't be bronze forever.

06:29:47.900 --> 06:29:49.780
Chat, which of the last of us is better,

06:29:49.780 --> 06:29:51.820
one or two, part one or part two?

06:29:51.820 --> 06:29:57.780
Red Dead Redemption 2 is so overrated, it's insane.

06:29:57.780 --> 06:29:59.260
You disgust me.

06:29:59.260 --> 06:30:01.860
You literally, for saying that, you disgust me.

06:30:01.860 --> 06:30:03.580
It is not overrated.

06:30:03.580 --> 06:30:07.500
Wait, my teammates on Twisted Fate.

06:30:07.500 --> 06:30:09.500
Isn't that Faker's character?

06:30:09.500 --> 06:30:10.500
Shy sub.

06:30:10.500 --> 06:30:16.660
Okay, majority of chat is saying one.

06:30:16.660 --> 06:30:19.340
Chat, watch this ward.

06:30:19.340 --> 06:30:20.860
Is this a W or L ward?

06:30:20.860 --> 06:30:24.860
Chad, does that word good? What do you think?

06:30:24.860 --> 06:30:28.860
First ever live streamed game of League of Legends ranked without my coach.

06:30:28.860 --> 06:30:32.860
Live. Let's do it. Or maybe second.

06:30:36.860 --> 06:30:40.860
Lock in. Lock in. Lock in.

06:30:40.860 --> 06:30:44.860
Chad, when is the next major where Faker plays?

06:30:44.860 --> 06:30:48.860
When does Faker play next?

06:30:48.860 --> 06:30:50.860
I mean big event

06:30:53.740 --> 06:30:56.620
It's a ff wait, what do you mean it's a remake

06:31:08.260 --> 06:31:12.940
Oh, no, I don't move my light on late on my path. No, I'm already late. I'm already delayed

06:31:16.220 --> 06:31:18.220
My brain is yours

06:31:18.860 --> 06:31:22.380
Yeah, let's see how I do without Nautix. Let's see if I'm a fraud.

06:31:25.260 --> 06:31:26.460
EWC and MSI?

06:31:40.940 --> 06:31:42.620
Okay, it looks like KSante is...

06:31:45.260 --> 06:31:48.340
Bro, Garam top never loses. Garam top never loses.

06:31:48.340 --> 06:31:59.820
wait maybe maybe nine QEQW QEQW Jixi kite after every auto yep yep I keep

06:31:59.820 --> 06:32:04.900
forgetting that yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep I forgot I forgot

06:32:04.900 --> 06:32:15.580
Kite after auto, yep, yep.

06:32:15.580 --> 06:32:19.460
Nice!

06:32:19.460 --> 06:32:21.020
Pathbot here, yeah?

06:32:21.020 --> 06:32:24.460
Pathbot, every day of the fucking week!

06:32:24.460 --> 06:32:26.460
Pathbot!

06:32:26.460 --> 06:32:29.820
This could be a gank if the Trinda leaves.

06:32:29.820 --> 06:32:34.860
Nah, but I can't fight early with Yi, he's so weak early.

06:32:34.860 --> 06:32:37.300
Warwick is strong early, he is not.

06:32:40.900 --> 06:32:42.160
Trinda's bot crab, I think.

06:32:42.160 --> 06:32:43.140
I think Trinda's bot crab,

06:32:43.140 --> 06:32:45.340
so I think I just get this and recall.

06:32:45.340 --> 06:32:47.740
I think I get this crab, recall, then go top.

06:32:52.940 --> 06:32:53.780
What a flash.

06:32:56.620 --> 06:32:57.460
What?

06:32:58.660 --> 06:32:59.500
What?

06:33:00.580 --> 06:33:03.140
Did I not flash him or smite him?

06:33:04.860 --> 06:33:07.660
I meant to smite him! I meant to smite him!

06:33:08.620 --> 06:33:09.420
WHAT?!

06:33:14.540 --> 06:33:17.980
No, I was supposed to smite the- chat, I was supposed to smite the camp.

06:33:18.940 --> 06:33:20.460
Okay, chat, I have CTE.

06:33:21.500 --> 06:33:23.500
Guys, I was supposed to smite the camp.

06:33:24.220 --> 06:33:28.060
Can I fight this? I can fight Trimda. I can fight him.

06:33:28.940 --> 06:33:32.700
He's level 3, I'm level 3, but I'm higher level. I need to smite his crab.

06:33:34.860 --> 06:33:39.900
He's in the bush. I bet you he's in the bush

06:33:45.060 --> 06:33:54.580
That garen's looking fuckable that garen looks fuckable that garen looks fuckable path path yes, come here garen you bitch come here garen

06:33:57.020 --> 06:33:58.460
Nine

06:33:58.460 --> 06:34:00.780
Why does garen have so much health?

06:34:00.780 --> 06:34:03.780
Seal the wave, seal the wave, wave tax him.

06:34:03.780 --> 06:34:08.780
Memorandum of the Coop said, always wave tax.

06:34:08.780 --> 06:34:11.780
Wait, the Scarecrow's a dumbass.

06:34:11.780 --> 06:34:12.780
Hold on.

06:34:19.780 --> 06:34:21.780
I don't think I make it out of this alive.

06:34:30.780 --> 06:34:40.780
That would have been a double kill if I tuned.

06:34:40.780 --> 06:34:43.780
That would have been a double kill if I tuned.

06:34:43.780 --> 06:34:44.780
What?

06:34:44.780 --> 06:34:47.780
Guys, if I tuned, that would have been a double kill, right?

06:34:47.780 --> 06:34:49.780
Or am I tweaking?

06:34:49.780 --> 06:34:52.780
I have CTE chat.

06:34:52.780 --> 06:34:59.780
I'm the first ever streamer with CTE.

06:34:59.780 --> 06:35:01.780
I think if I chew I kill him, no.

06:35:02.780 --> 06:35:05.780
Bro saving smite for next game. I'm spamming F. Why am I not spamming?

06:35:18.780 --> 06:35:19.780
No!

06:35:20.780 --> 06:35:23.780
It's okay. I'm gonna- Wait, this dude, I need to start patting top.

06:35:24.780 --> 06:35:25.780
My caseante is mauling.

06:35:25.780 --> 06:35:27.780
He's mauling.

06:35:28.900 --> 06:35:31.220
My case something is no he's actually I'm not like

06:35:34.500 --> 06:35:36.500
Two doesn't have acted yet

06:35:38.180 --> 06:35:42.980
Yeah, how do y'all know so much about league though, I just I don't understand I don't get it

06:35:45.260 --> 06:35:49.700
Bro my CS is better than trend of mirrors, but Trinamere's two and oh, I'd much rather be him right now

06:35:55.780 --> 06:35:57.780
I

06:35:58.580 --> 06:36:00.580
Have bought have bought have bought

06:36:01.580 --> 06:36:04.860
Chet is not that watching is he disappointed is disappointed

06:36:08.460 --> 06:36:10.460
It's not that disappointed

06:36:25.780 --> 06:36:31.540
Guys, I think if I look on the dragon I'm dead here because Trindamere's gonna be here.

06:36:31.540 --> 06:36:33.260
And I can't fight Trindamere right now.

06:36:33.260 --> 06:36:37.620
I need to recall, buy Kraken, and go Red buff or Blue buff.

06:36:37.620 --> 06:36:40.580
I think if I looked, yep, what did I say?

06:36:40.580 --> 06:36:41.580
I knew it.

06:36:41.580 --> 06:36:43.580
He would've been over leveled with old, I would've died.

06:36:55.780 --> 06:37:02.780
down test is in a game

06:37:12.660 --> 06:37:17.420
case out there why are you under his tower

06:37:17.420 --> 06:37:21.420
I have no play so I should look gank wait this is a gank this is a gank this is a gank

06:37:21.420 --> 06:37:24.900
this is a gank this is a gank this is a gank this is a gank this is a gank this is a gank

06:37:24.900 --> 06:37:25.900
This is a gank.

06:37:29.900 --> 06:37:30.900
Nevermind, he died.

06:37:32.900 --> 06:37:34.900
Yo, can we set up vision here?

06:37:34.900 --> 06:37:36.900
Can I just get assistance here so I can get the Rift?

06:37:43.900 --> 06:37:44.900
Bro, can we set up vision on the Herald?

06:37:44.900 --> 06:37:46.900
Wait, I shouldn't have smited it.

06:37:46.900 --> 06:37:48.900
I'm feeling dallying. I'm not playing good. I'm not playing good.

06:37:54.900 --> 06:38:06.580
I'm actually playing like shit I'm playing so bad chat at least my teams go to

06:38:06.580 --> 06:38:13.580
though, right? At least my team... Oh no.

06:38:22.860 --> 06:38:29.860
OHHHH! OHHHH! YES!

06:38:29.860 --> 06:38:31.860
Oh my goodness, fucks me.

06:38:33.200 --> 06:38:33.700
YES!

06:38:34.200 --> 06:38:34.700
YES!

06:38:35.200 --> 06:38:35.700
YES!

06:38:36.480 --> 06:38:37.480
YES!

06:38:38.280 --> 06:38:39.640
Guys, that was so fucking big!

06:38:40.200 --> 06:38:41.320
That was so fucking big!

06:38:41.820 --> 06:38:43.320
Oh my god, that's game winning!

06:38:44.000 --> 06:38:45.000
Let's go!

06:38:47.140 --> 06:38:51.940
Bro Chat, why is Tryndamere allowed to just live infinitely on 1HP?

06:38:52.480 --> 06:38:54.480
Why does Tryndamere always do that bullshit?

06:38:55.800 --> 06:38:56.300
Why?

06:38:56.660 --> 06:38:59.400
Why is Tryndamere allowed to do that? That's so bullshit, man!

06:38:59.860 --> 06:39:06.300
I should always be recalling here

06:39:12.180 --> 06:39:14.180
That's his old oh

06:39:15.820 --> 06:39:21.400
Yeah, I gotta learn more stuff. Well, that's good. That means we got his old town any guy

06:39:26.020 --> 06:39:28.020
How are they just under our tower

06:39:29.860 --> 06:39:42.060
I'm trying to play good, I'm trying to play good.

06:39:42.060 --> 06:39:44.060
Should I max Q or E first?

06:39:44.060 --> 06:39:45.060
Q, Q, Q, Q, Q, right?

06:39:49.460 --> 06:39:50.820
I think Q, right?

06:39:50.820 --> 06:39:52.060
Q, Q, Q, Q.

06:40:03.500 --> 06:40:04.460
We gotta get Silver Chat.

06:40:04.460 --> 06:40:05.460
We gotta get Silver.

06:40:09.020 --> 06:40:11.780
Q, Q, Q, Q, OK.

06:40:11.780 --> 06:40:13.780
Stop saying hold Q, motherfuckers!

06:40:23.020 --> 06:40:25.020
I have no place to be ganked.

06:40:25.020 --> 06:40:26.780
This is a fucking gank.

06:40:26.780 --> 06:40:28.340
I have no place to be ganked.

06:40:28.340 --> 06:40:29.820
I have no place to be ganked.

06:40:29.820 --> 06:40:30.940
This is a gank.

06:40:30.940 --> 06:40:32.020
This is a gank.

06:40:32.020 --> 06:40:33.380
This is a fucking gank.

06:40:33.380 --> 06:40:35.140
This is a gank on Swain.

06:40:35.140 --> 06:40:36.220
Every day of the week.

06:40:39.220 --> 06:40:40.980
Lux got him.

06:40:40.980 --> 06:40:42.980
Swing, you're so dumb!

06:40:46.660 --> 06:40:48.660
Get him, get him! That's my cannon!

06:40:57.380 --> 06:40:59.380
Now we recall?

06:40:59.380 --> 06:41:01.380
No, no, no. We get these camps.

06:41:03.060 --> 06:41:05.460
Guys, I'm playing good! I'm playing good as fuck! I'm playing good as fuck!

06:41:06.180 --> 06:41:08.660
We- okay! We pluck on the gromp!

06:41:10.980 --> 06:41:19.460
Chat, stop saying plus one and two.

06:41:19.460 --> 06:41:21.300
Now we come here.

06:41:21.300 --> 06:41:25.580
This KSante is under level and I kind of want to help, but I feel like I could just end

06:41:25.580 --> 06:41:30.820
up burning bridges with that.

06:41:30.820 --> 06:41:38.300
Wait, wait, wait, can I gank?

06:41:38.300 --> 06:41:40.300
Can I gank this?

06:41:40.300 --> 06:41:48.060
Dragon in 17 seconds, Trinamere's gonna be here.

06:41:48.060 --> 06:41:50.900
I lowkey probably need help.

06:41:50.900 --> 06:41:52.580
Dragon's up, Trinamere's here.

06:41:52.580 --> 06:41:55.140
I don't know if I can fight this.

06:41:55.140 --> 06:41:56.140
I can fight this though.

06:41:56.140 --> 06:41:59.380
I didn't mean to R, I didn't mean to R, that was a misclick.

06:41:59.380 --> 06:42:02.100
Wulagi, that was a misclick.

06:42:02.100 --> 06:42:04.020
On everything I love that was a misclick.

06:42:04.020 --> 06:42:08.340
I think we just farm and buy now and give them Dragon.

06:42:08.340 --> 06:42:15.340
We can't make a bad play more bad.

06:42:15.340 --> 06:42:20.340
Guys, voila, he had the Dami-Daur, I swear to God.

06:42:20.340 --> 06:42:26.340
Nice, okay, my team's doing fine.

06:42:26.340 --> 06:42:29.340
I can't go dragon because we have no prior.

06:42:29.340 --> 06:42:31.340
We have no prior.

06:42:31.340 --> 06:42:37.340
Guys, that didn't mean Daur.

06:42:37.340 --> 06:42:42.340
Ward dragon at least? Yeah I should have warded it. I should have warded it. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

06:42:47.340 --> 06:42:49.340
Okay cut across mid here.

06:42:52.340 --> 06:42:54.340
This is fine.

06:42:55.340 --> 06:42:58.340
I have no place so I look on a gank again.

06:42:58.340 --> 06:43:04.620
Bro, can I path bot?

06:43:04.620 --> 06:43:06.340
I think Trindamere's over here though.

06:43:06.340 --> 06:43:09.180
He's gonna be like in this bush, watch.

06:43:09.180 --> 06:43:12.340
Wait, this guy's flanking.

06:43:12.340 --> 06:43:14.340
Wait, why is this guy flanking?

06:43:14.340 --> 06:43:16.540
Because you don't know he's warded?

06:43:16.540 --> 06:43:17.860
This guy doesn't know he's warded.

06:43:17.860 --> 06:43:20.500
This guy does not know that he's warded.

06:43:20.500 --> 06:43:23.820
Here's the thing, I don't know if I can fight him or not.

06:43:23.820 --> 06:43:25.820
Trindamere's bot!

06:43:25.820 --> 06:43:26.820
Trindamere's bot!

06:43:26.820 --> 06:43:27.820
Hold up!

06:43:27.820 --> 06:43:46.060
up here we go killing spree here we go I'm out of fucking killing spree chat oh my god

06:43:46.060 --> 06:43:48.300
Killing spree killing spree killing spree killing spree 84 CS

06:43:52.980 --> 06:43:54.980
Recall talked about folk here

06:43:59.940 --> 06:44:03.300
Bad positioning from twitch guys bad positioning from twitch

06:44:08.620 --> 06:44:10.620
Nice remember to press E again, okay

06:44:12.260 --> 06:44:15.340
Call Dantez you need it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm caught him after this game

06:44:16.060 --> 06:44:20.780
I'm gonna see if I can win without my coach because he was in a game. He wasn't again. Oh

06:44:24.340 --> 06:44:26.340
I should have looked on the drop first

06:44:27.660 --> 06:44:31.900
That's another daily down it. I should have looked drop first chat

06:44:38.300 --> 06:44:40.300
All good

06:44:41.300 --> 06:44:49.800
This swains here, I don't think I could gank wait I can get Brenda. I could surely get no garen chasing me down

06:44:54.580 --> 06:44:58.220
Wait locks nice as ice I had to waste everything to get out but it's all good

06:44:59.500 --> 06:45:02.940
Wait, it's me. It's you beat case nothing to beat hold up case nothing to beat

06:45:02.940 --> 06:45:12.940
Alright, I'm fucking- WHY DID I DIVE IN THE THREE PEOPLE?

06:45:12.940 --> 06:45:13.940
WHY?

06:45:13.940 --> 06:45:18.940
WHY DID I DIVE IN THREE PEOPLE?

06:45:18.940 --> 06:45:39.500
I made it early or I left early.

06:45:39.500 --> 06:45:47.120
Yeah, but did I do the wrong thing like what did I do wrong there? I don't fucking know

06:45:47.120 --> 06:45:49.120
I'm not playing that bad

06:45:56.120 --> 06:45:58.120
I'm gonna brawl 4 and 3

06:45:58.920 --> 06:46:03.640
Trinamere is so hard for me to fight. I don't know why I think I just farm and then scale now

06:46:09.500 --> 06:46:12.600
Farm scale.

06:46:12.600 --> 06:46:22.400
Trinamere is somehow not dead to a tower.

06:46:22.400 --> 06:46:31.520
I have to go into this.

06:46:31.520 --> 06:46:32.520
We are fighting this.

06:46:32.520 --> 06:46:33.520
Yo team, we are fighting this.

06:46:33.520 --> 06:46:38.960
This is a 3v2 Trinamere's out of position.

06:46:38.960 --> 06:46:51.340
We are fighting this.

06:46:51.340 --> 06:46:52.340
I killed one but I died.

06:46:52.340 --> 06:46:53.340
Why did I die so fast?

06:46:53.340 --> 06:46:57.740
Why is Master Yi so squishy, man?

06:46:57.740 --> 06:46:59.740
I feel like if I'm Warwick there I get a double.

06:46:59.740 --> 06:47:00.740
I don't know.

06:47:00.740 --> 06:47:01.740
I don't know.

06:47:01.740 --> 06:47:05.740
Why is Yi so fucking squishy?

06:47:05.740 --> 06:47:15.080
Yeah, just classic, my top laner is just getting fingerblasted.

06:47:15.080 --> 06:47:18.460
This is every game of League, man.

06:47:18.460 --> 06:47:28.060
My top laner is just 1 in 10 every time, I don't know.

06:47:28.060 --> 06:47:32.580
Stop engaging with your Q, but bro, when they're far away, I have to, or I just can't engage.

06:47:32.580 --> 06:47:35.580
Like, if they're far away, the only way to get to them is to Q.

06:47:35.580 --> 06:47:36.740
You know what I mean?

06:47:36.740 --> 06:47:39.180
I can't just get to them by autoing.

06:47:39.180 --> 06:47:45.740
Like, when they're, like, this distance from me, I have to Q.

06:47:45.740 --> 06:47:50.580
I have another option.

06:47:50.580 --> 06:48:01.580
Yeah, Trinimere's running me down because I can't fight him because his ability is cramped.

06:48:01.580 --> 06:48:12.260
Okay, something like position yourself over the tower you fucking idiot

06:48:12.260 --> 06:48:22.420
Okay, something what are you doing?

06:48:22.420 --> 06:48:26.860
We are back out of double case on day just sit on the tower and stop voting to FF

06:48:26.860 --> 06:48:48.740
Wait, somebody said he has no tower.

06:48:48.740 --> 06:48:54.340
Yo, can we 4v3 this?

06:48:54.340 --> 06:48:56.820
Guys, let's 4v3 this.

06:48:56.820 --> 06:49:10.820
What is- I've got all the shubin'! I hate being a legend!

06:49:10.820 --> 06:49:14.820
No one ever dies, they always have some trick up their fucking sleeve.

06:49:14.820 --> 06:49:17.820
No one ever dies. No one ever dies.

06:49:17.820 --> 06:49:20.820
Brother, he's one health and he's just old?

06:49:26.820 --> 06:49:37.320
Guys the old is so broken

06:49:37.320 --> 06:49:52.620
All right Trinamere probably recalled so I think I have a Pryle I think I have Pryle

06:49:52.620 --> 06:49:56.340
But Kaisalthe has CTE.

06:49:56.340 --> 06:49:58.660
Kaisalthe, why are you fighting him?

06:49:58.660 --> 06:50:01.100
I need you to shut down on Garen.

06:50:01.100 --> 06:50:03.140
I gotta shut down Garen.

06:50:03.140 --> 06:50:06.860
I have to shut down Garen now.

06:50:06.860 --> 06:50:09.980
Okay, Garen's just...

06:50:09.980 --> 06:50:12.420
Yo, Garen is the best character ever.

06:50:12.420 --> 06:50:16.220
He's fast, strong, and he has health.

06:50:16.220 --> 06:50:20.420
I'd never kill him.

06:50:20.420 --> 06:50:21.420
Don't abandon me.

06:50:21.420 --> 06:50:46.800
you can die there there's no way I can bro I'm just getting chased down by

06:50:51.420 --> 06:50:53.420
Oh my god, he's got fucked on!

06:50:53.420 --> 06:50:54.420
You're so bad!

06:50:54.420 --> 06:50:55.420
You're just a-

06:50:55.420 --> 06:50:56.420
Alright.

06:50:56.420 --> 06:50:58.420
No, no, no!

06:50:58.420 --> 06:51:00.420
He's retarded and he survives!

06:51:00.420 --> 06:51:02.420
How is that fair?

06:51:02.420 --> 06:51:04.420
How is that fair?

06:51:04.420 --> 06:51:06.420
Trindamere is literally playing dead!

06:51:06.420 --> 06:51:09.420
And he still- I'm like a god!

06:51:09.420 --> 06:51:11.420
I art away, he tower dived,

06:51:11.420 --> 06:51:13.420
got stunned off by my teammate,

06:51:13.420 --> 06:51:15.420
I chewed into him and he doesn't die.

06:51:15.420 --> 06:51:17.420
Get me out of here.

06:51:17.420 --> 06:51:19.420
Get me out of here, no, no, get me out of here.

06:51:19.420 --> 06:51:26.860
Tryndamere is literally for infants. What? I literally outclassed him and he doesn't die. What?

06:51:28.140 --> 06:51:34.300
I finessed him into my tower. He gets stunned by my teammate. He's one HP IQ and he just goes

06:51:36.220 --> 06:51:38.220
oh

06:51:39.260 --> 06:51:42.140
That's all Tryndamere has to do. That's the only thing Tryndamere has to do.

06:51:46.140 --> 06:51:48.140
He like walks into my tower

06:51:49.420 --> 06:51:51.420
doesn't die because he ours

06:51:51.420 --> 06:51:53.420
gets stunlocked into my tower

06:51:53.420 --> 06:51:54.420
literally

06:51:54.420 --> 06:51:56.420
literally gets stunlocked into my fucking tower

06:51:56.420 --> 06:51:57.420
and doesn't die

06:51:57.420 --> 06:51:59.420
that is bullshit

06:52:00.420 --> 06:52:03.420
if you play Shrindamere you have an 85 IQ

06:52:03.420 --> 06:52:04.420
voila

06:52:04.420 --> 06:52:06.420
you have 85 IQ

06:52:13.420 --> 06:52:15.420
he tower dives, gets stunlocked

06:52:15.420 --> 06:52:17.420
and survives

06:52:19.420 --> 06:52:45.420
He literally just so bad at the game, so bad but survives.

06:52:45.420 --> 06:52:47.420
Oh look, it's a Trindamere, so he can't die.

06:53:15.420 --> 06:53:19.080
Oh, I'm Trindamere and I have a 45 IQ.

06:53:19.580 --> 06:53:22.580
I just click R whenever I'm in trouble.

06:53:23.080 --> 06:53:24.080
Fuck you.

06:53:24.580 --> 06:53:28.180
I mean, literally ends the game and it doesn't even matter because he's Trindamere.

06:53:42.180 --> 06:53:44.180
Not a bad play. They get dragon though.

06:53:45.420 --> 06:53:50.100
Okay, I want to be clear when I say this.

06:53:50.100 --> 06:53:52.460
I art away from Tryndamere.

06:53:52.460 --> 06:53:54.540
I art away from him.

06:53:54.540 --> 06:54:00.260
He's so stupid he follows me to my tower in front of my teammate, gets hit by my tower,

06:54:00.260 --> 06:54:01.260
stunned.

06:54:01.260 --> 06:54:03.500
My tower is sitting there, pouncing him in the ass.

06:54:03.500 --> 06:54:08.660
I go back in and cue because he's one health and he just clicks an R and survives.

06:54:08.660 --> 06:54:21.380
They have I mean what was the problem here just this inting piece of shit it's every

06:54:21.380 --> 06:54:27.900
game it's always my fucking brain dead top laner every time it's every fucking time man

06:54:27.900 --> 06:54:34.860
how are you two and eleven you're two and eleven Kevin who goes to eleven and lead

06:54:34.860 --> 06:54:37.980
How did he even do that? In bronze?

06:54:37.980 --> 06:54:39.480
HANG IT UP!

06:54:49.180 --> 06:54:52.380
Bro, it's a fucking bronze lobby! Why are you 2-in-11?

06:54:52.380 --> 06:55:09.260
This is a 5 on 3, I think we should fight.

06:55:09.260 --> 06:55:15.260
Oh my god, oh my god.

06:55:15.260 --> 06:55:20.620
Oh my god, the greatest!

06:55:20.620 --> 06:55:22.620
They're in-ting, they're in-ting, they're in-ting.

06:55:23.620 --> 06:55:24.620
They're in-ting, they're in-ting.

06:55:24.620 --> 06:55:26.620
They're in-ting, they're in-ting, they're in-ting, they're in-ting.

06:55:26.620 --> 06:55:28.620
They're in-ting, they're in-ting.

06:55:31.620 --> 06:55:33.620
This guy's getting rammed down.

06:55:37.620 --> 06:55:41.620
In-ting piece of shit, in-ting piece of shit, in-ting piece of shit, in-ting piece of shit.

06:55:41.620 --> 06:55:44.620
Uh-oh, twindle mail back in mid-lane!

06:55:44.620 --> 06:55:46.620
My god!

06:55:46.620 --> 06:55:53.620
Okay, come here, Trinimere. I'm gonna face-fuck you. I'm going to face-fuck you, Trinimere. Do you hear me?

06:56:16.620 --> 06:56:27.660
Like if you use Trindamere and meet me in real life, I will beat the shit out of you.

06:56:27.660 --> 06:56:29.780
Like I'll beat the shit out of you.

06:56:29.780 --> 06:56:35.780
In game, in game, in real life, in game, in game, I will beat the shit out of you if

06:56:35.780 --> 06:56:37.980
you tell me you're a Trindamere main.

06:56:37.980 --> 06:56:38.980
WOLA!

06:56:38.980 --> 06:56:39.980
I'm not kidding.

06:56:39.980 --> 06:56:43.660
If you use Trindamere, you're a fucking loser!

06:56:43.660 --> 06:56:44.980
DADDAS!

06:56:48.980 --> 06:56:50.380
He's just pressing R!

06:56:50.380 --> 06:56:53.980
I have the advantage in every fight, but I don't because he's Trindamere.

06:57:02.380 --> 06:57:04.580
These guys are gonna lose because they're so bad.

06:57:05.180 --> 06:57:06.180
They're so bad.

06:57:09.980 --> 06:57:17.460
Call Dantez and call him right after this game.

06:57:17.460 --> 06:57:19.580
I just wanted to play one game without my cut-shatter.

06:57:19.580 --> 06:57:24.580
Oh, Twindimere's back!

06:57:24.580 --> 06:57:29.860
We play Garen in Twindimere!

06:57:29.860 --> 06:57:37.740
We have a rock in our head!

06:57:37.740 --> 06:57:52.460
that dodge that I play Darren I have a block in my head Darren and Trindamere

06:57:52.460 --> 06:57:58.000
I'm playing against the CTE squad I'm just gonna report them is there way to

06:57:58.000 --> 06:58:01.780
report somebody's for this lack of intelligence I need to report Trindamere

06:58:01.780 --> 06:58:06.180
just for playing Trindamere I'm gonna report Trindamere for playing Trindamere

06:58:06.180 --> 06:58:11.680
Team Sabotage, cheating, rank manipulation, botting, comms of use, god there's nothing on here.

06:58:11.680 --> 06:58:14.680
Can I just report somebody for playing a champion?

06:58:16.680 --> 06:58:19.680
Every fight I took with him was a good fight.

06:58:19.680 --> 06:58:22.180
Every fight I took with Trenemir was a good fight.

06:58:22.180 --> 06:58:24.180
Every single fucking fight.

06:58:24.180 --> 06:58:26.180
Every fight.

06:58:29.180 --> 06:58:32.180
I never beat him once because he just arbed.

06:58:32.180 --> 06:58:34.180
Your turret has been destroyed.

06:58:34.180 --> 06:58:38.180
You're the spit on my desk. Yeah, I know. I'm having like a mental breakdown.

06:58:39.180 --> 06:58:42.180
Of course, my K-Sancti just has to be a piece of shit.

06:58:43.180 --> 06:58:46.180
It's not a game of League without one piece of shit on my team. It's every time.

06:58:47.180 --> 06:58:50.180
Of course, K-Sancti just has to literally be a lobotomy of a player.

06:58:51.180 --> 06:58:53.180
He can never be a human. He just has to be a fucking idiot.

06:58:54.180 --> 06:58:59.180
I'm gonna play top lane and go 2 and 11 in a bronze lobby!

06:59:02.180 --> 06:59:14.260
I'm just gonna get jumped by Trindamere.

06:59:14.260 --> 06:59:15.500
I can feel it.

06:59:15.500 --> 06:59:32.020
I know for a fact Trindamere is gonna jump me.

06:59:32.020 --> 06:59:34.020
COME ON! ON THE GOAT!

06:59:34.020 --> 06:59:36.020
YOU GUYS ARE ALL LAST!

06:59:40.020 --> 06:59:42.020
We went elder here, no? Kill the Trinda!

06:59:42.020 --> 06:59:44.020
Kill the Trinda! Cut his fucking head off.

06:59:44.020 --> 06:59:46.020
I'm not even kidding. Kill the Trindimere.

06:59:46.020 --> 06:59:48.020
Cut his fucking head off.

06:59:48.020 --> 06:59:50.020
We need to kill him. Watch out, he's gonna R!

06:59:50.020 --> 06:59:53.020
This guy has slobber all over his desk.

06:59:53.020 --> 06:59:56.020
This guy has slobber all over his desk.

06:59:56.020 --> 06:59:58.020
He's just gonna R.

06:59:58.020 --> 07:00:05.020
I would beat the shi- I would- look at him, look at him.

07:00:05.020 --> 07:00:09.020
He's just aring!

07:00:09.020 --> 07:00:11.020
Can I play this?

07:00:11.020 --> 07:00:13.020
This champ is gross!

07:00:13.020 --> 07:00:14.020
You don't die!

07:00:14.020 --> 07:00:15.020
You don't die!

07:00:15.020 --> 07:00:16.020
Ever!

07:00:16.020 --> 07:00:19.020
He's rooted and he's aring.

07:00:19.020 --> 07:00:25.020
There has to be a way to report somebody just for playing a champion.

07:00:25.020 --> 07:00:27.020
Has to.

07:00:27.020 --> 07:00:29.020
He doesn't die. I can't...

07:00:30.260 --> 07:00:34.600
Every... again, because I'm better than him. So all the fights I take are intelligent.

07:00:34.600 --> 07:00:40.060
That's a 3v1 with two like CC stunners. He still lives because he yards.

07:00:40.500 --> 07:00:44.780
This guy has taken a braindead fight every time, but he's just awry.

07:00:44.780 --> 07:00:48.760
I mean, this is the best character in the game if I don't know what to do.

07:00:51.140 --> 07:00:56.660
Yeah, no, they have elder. We said it was when elder, but my braindead team pinged Tryndamere, so I went to Tryndamere.

07:00:56.660 --> 07:01:01.120
I only went to Trindamere because my team pinged Trindamere. I'm only there because my team pinged it

07:01:05.300 --> 07:01:07.300
This game is fucking as good as over

07:01:26.660 --> 07:01:48.380
I'm the greatest ever just win I'm the greatest come on just win

07:01:48.380 --> 07:02:15.280
Kill the swing! Kill the swing! Kill the swing! Why is Swing's health stock moving?

07:02:15.280 --> 07:02:17.640
You gotta get reported, brah, I'm sorry, you have to get reported.

07:02:18.300 --> 07:02:19.980
You're such a piece of shit, K-Sante.

07:02:20.340 --> 07:02:22.040
I fucking hate you so fucking much.

07:02:22.740 --> 07:02:26.240
146 CS in your 2-11, please just never queue again.

07:02:27.400 --> 07:02:29.880
Please, guys, it's always, it's always my top laner.

07:02:29.960 --> 07:02:31.460
Every fucking time!

07:02:31.820 --> 07:02:35.560
It's always my top laner!

07:02:37.260 --> 07:02:38.200
It's never my mid.

07:02:38.360 --> 07:02:40.440
Never, it's always my fucking top.

07:02:40.960 --> 07:02:42.560
Every fucking time.

07:02:45.280 --> 07:03:14.280
Why does everybody who plays top lane have fucking CDE?

07:03:14.280 --> 07:03:16.280
MY GOD!

07:03:16.280 --> 07:03:21.280
It's always a Darius, or a K-Sante, or a fucking Mord.

07:03:21.280 --> 07:03:24.280
They're just always 1 in 11. I don't know what to do.

07:03:24.280 --> 07:03:26.280
I can't get out of the pond, and I'm losing it.

07:03:26.280 --> 07:03:28.280
Oh, Trindamere.

07:03:29.280 --> 07:03:31.280
Alright, can I kill Thanos? Let's see.

07:03:31.280 --> 07:03:34.280
I have no R, I probably shouldn't fight this.

07:03:39.280 --> 07:03:42.280
Hey, Trindamere, I'm gonna piss on your grave.

07:03:42.280 --> 07:03:47.880
If I was not streaming right now, if this was off-stream, I would pull down my pants and piss on my monitor.

07:03:47.880 --> 07:03:50.580
I fucking hate you so much, Trindamere. Sit down.

07:03:50.580 --> 07:03:56.880
If I was not streaming, I would pull down my pants and piss all over my monitor just to get it on Trindamere's face.

07:03:56.880 --> 07:04:01.280
If you play Trindamere, I'd hate you. Like, I don't hate any League players.

07:04:01.280 --> 07:04:04.380
If you play Trindamere, I fucking hate you. I literally hate you.

07:04:09.880 --> 07:04:11.880
Well, now I'm fad, so I'm just gonna kill everyone.

07:04:12.280 --> 07:04:14.280
Now we have a little bit of fun.

07:04:26.960 --> 07:04:29.360
I have 1k gold and I can't contribute to death dance.

07:04:31.280 --> 07:04:34.280
Twisted Fate solo goes in. You are not faker.

07:04:34.580 --> 07:04:37.460
Why are you on Twisted Fate? You are not faker.

07:04:37.660 --> 07:04:39.160
Warren Brahms 4.

07:04:39.520 --> 07:04:41.520
Twisted Fate just ran into 4 people.

07:05:12.280 --> 07:05:22.280
I'm the truth. Can we win? Oh my god, my team is just walking lobotomy.

07:05:22.280 --> 07:05:31.280
Can't stop them. Never play again. Please. You faked it again early and we all have to deal with it.

07:05:31.280 --> 07:05:38.280
And then I had a twisted fate walk into four people. If twisted fate did not walk into four people, we'd be winning.

07:05:38.280 --> 07:05:49.280
I just want to report him for everything. Can I do it? Please. Let me report him for everything.

07:05:49.280 --> 07:05:57.880
Drew Levin. Drew Levin, please. It's just, if I don't have K-Sante, we win. If K-Sante

07:05:57.880 --> 07:06:05.400
is a human, we win. If K-Sante has a brain, we win. We're gonna lose this. I'm gonna have

07:06:05.400 --> 07:06:15.560
a mental breakdown. I'm gonna have a mental fucking breakdown. We have drag it in 44 seconds.

07:06:15.560 --> 07:06:31.720
Five mid into five drag. I'm fed. I'll dive. I'll dive twitch. This Lux is good at the

07:06:31.720 --> 07:06:37.720
the game at least. This Lux is good. But the Lux is a human with like, sentient.

07:06:40.720 --> 07:06:47.720
Wait, I didn't buy it? I didn't buy it? I didn't buy Deathcans? Wait, I didn't buy? What, what, what?

07:06:49.720 --> 07:06:51.720
I can't, it won't let me buy, I have to sell.

07:06:51.720 --> 07:07:06.040
I don't know what to buy, I don't- this for a down test would be a lot of help.

07:07:06.040 --> 07:07:07.040
I think I just entered the game.

07:07:07.040 --> 07:07:08.040
I think I just entered the game.

07:07:08.040 --> 07:07:09.040
I just entered the game.

07:07:09.040 --> 07:07:21.800
I just entered the game.

07:07:21.800 --> 07:07:27.160
I read the chat, but I couldn't buy it, it was full anyways, I don't know what to sell.

07:07:27.160 --> 07:07:30.980
They can't end here, there's not good enough to end.

07:07:30.980 --> 07:07:33.140
Maybe they can, they have elder.

07:07:33.140 --> 07:07:35.140
I think they're gonna end.

07:08:03.140 --> 07:08:14.660
RAAAAAAH! I'm Lincoln! Because my family doesn't love me! And I have a 90! I do! RAAAAH! RAAAAH!

07:08:14.660 --> 07:08:22.340
I just lost- Wait. Please. Oh my god. Katelyn, Katelyn, Katelyn, I love you!

07:08:22.340 --> 07:08:29.540
Katelyn! Katelyn! Katelyn! Oh my god!

07:08:29.540 --> 07:08:30.300
walk in

07:08:30.800 --> 07:08:31.840
Shep what do I sell?

07:08:32.200 --> 07:08:33.000
What do I sell?

07:08:33.240 --> 07:08:34.740
What do I sell? What do I sell? What do I sell?

07:08:35.500 --> 07:08:36.700
What do I sell? What do I sell?

07:08:37.280 --> 07:08:38.000
What do I sell?

07:08:42.740 --> 07:08:43.740
I don't know what to sell

07:08:48.580 --> 07:08:49.420
Cracking Slayer?

07:08:58.460 --> 07:08:59.420
I bought Card Anvil

07:08:59.540 --> 07:09:05.540
I thought I had to sell something. It wouldn't be by death sentence. I'm so confused.

07:09:05.540 --> 07:09:11.540
We have no turrets. Our nether is half health, but Caitlyn's the greatest ever.

07:09:11.540 --> 07:09:14.540
Five mid.

07:09:14.540 --> 07:09:19.540
Five mid.

07:09:19.540 --> 07:09:23.540
I'm going to win this. I'm going to win this. Caitlyn, you're the goat. Caitlyn, I love you.

07:09:23.540 --> 07:09:26.540
Caitlyn, I love you. Caitlyn, I actually love you.

07:09:26.540 --> 07:09:30.880
Kassate, hit the minions, okay? Before I literally hit your fucking head, in-game.

07:09:31.440 --> 07:09:33.540
Hit the minions, Kassate, it's all you gotta do.

07:09:33.940 --> 07:09:36.140
Just hit the minions, you fucking idiot.

07:09:36.640 --> 07:09:38.840
You're the only reason we're in this mess!

07:09:39.140 --> 07:09:41.140
You're the only reason, Kassate!

07:09:41.440 --> 07:09:43.240
You piece of shit!

07:09:43.540 --> 07:09:46.640
You piece of fucking shit, Kassate!

07:09:46.840 --> 07:09:48.640
You piece of shit!

07:09:56.540 --> 07:09:59.180
Oh, come here, Garin.

07:09:59.180 --> 07:10:00.620
That caiman's on a pentah.

07:10:00.620 --> 07:10:05.120
I would back up.

07:10:05.120 --> 07:10:06.520
They're running it down.

07:10:06.520 --> 07:10:08.300
They're running it down.

07:10:08.300 --> 07:10:13.740
Okay, Sante, you're just an infant.

07:10:13.740 --> 07:10:14.740
He's just a baby.

07:10:14.740 --> 07:10:15.740
I don't know what to say.

07:10:15.740 --> 07:10:22.100
Okay, Sante, you walked into five people while you're three and 14.

07:10:22.100 --> 07:10:28.500
Okay, Sante walked into five people while he's three and fourteen.

07:10:28.500 --> 07:10:35.620
I mean, just never play video games again, never leave your house again, never have sex

07:10:35.620 --> 07:10:37.940
again, never jerk off again.

07:10:37.940 --> 07:10:43.380
You are three and fourteen and you walked into five people, you sack of human fucking

07:10:43.380 --> 07:10:50.700
garbage, you literal piece of fucking shit, I hate you so much, like oh my god, block

07:10:50.700 --> 07:11:02.860
him, report him again, report him, block him, leave a message, punch him in the face. You

07:11:02.860 --> 07:11:18.460
walked into five people and you're three and fourteen. You piece of shit.

07:11:18.460 --> 07:11:21.260
It's always the top laner, voila.

07:11:21.260 --> 07:11:23.940
Like, I've gotten sold by ADCs.

07:11:23.940 --> 07:11:25.700
I've gotten sold by mid laners.

07:11:27.020 --> 07:11:29.260
I've gotten sold by ADCs.

07:11:30.300 --> 07:11:32.860
I've gotten sold by mid laners.

07:11:32.860 --> 07:11:36.020
I've gotten sold by supports who just can't stop talking

07:11:36.020 --> 07:11:38.860
and they've been in bronze for nine years.

07:11:38.860 --> 07:11:43.860
There is nothing like a bronze or iron top laner.

07:11:43.980 --> 07:11:46.500
They can't compute.

07:11:46.500 --> 07:11:49.300
Why don't I get the Garen?

07:11:49.300 --> 07:11:51.340
My teammate is literally never Garen.

07:11:51.340 --> 07:11:52.900
It's never Garen.

07:11:52.900 --> 07:11:55.260
All bronze and iron is,

07:11:55.260 --> 07:11:58.700
is whoever picks Garen top wins.

07:11:58.700 --> 07:12:00.180
I'm not kidding.

07:12:00.180 --> 07:12:01.740
Go to my OP.GG.

07:12:01.740 --> 07:12:04.260
I'm not drinking a fucking beer.

07:12:04.260 --> 07:12:09.180
Go to my OP.GG every fucking time I play.

07:12:09.180 --> 07:12:10.700
They have the Garen top.

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I never have it.

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I have some brain dead Darius

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or brain dead, K-Sante, who can't, they don't have thumbs.

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They can't click their keyboard.

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They're just, he's three and 14

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and then he dives into five people.

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Like you're a sack of shit.

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K-Sante, we can't even trade your debt

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because you're isolated.

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You piece of human garbage.

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I'm not doing well. I'm not doing good right now. I want to put my hands on my teammate.

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I want to put my hands on my teammate. I want to meet my teammate in real life and give

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Mahog. I want to meet my teammate in real life and give him a hug, Dantes. I don't know what to do.

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It's every game. It's always the top laner. The top laner always has CTE. I can't get out of

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bronze four. I'm going insane. I'm going crazy, Dantes. I don't know. I can't get out of bronze

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four. My top laner is three and 20 every game. Help! Help, Dantes!

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Yes!

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Jinxie.

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Jinxie, are you listening?

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Jinxie.

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Yep, yep, yep.

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Are you listening?

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Yep.

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Okay. What if I told you that last game was entirely your fault?

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What?

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Wallahi.

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But I was 14 and 15 with 12 assists and I had 42,000 damage.

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Yeah, but Jinxie, do you want to know what it's like?

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It's like imagine you're a father and you're driving your family across a bridge, right?

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And imagine that this bridge is a very rickety bridge, right?

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And one wrong move and everyone tumbles to their death.

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Being a League of Legends player, right, is like you're the father trying to drive everyone

07:14:24.520 --> 07:14:29.720
to safety, and what you're doing, GenC, is when your kid in the back is screaming, we're

07:14:29.720 --> 07:14:35.280
all gonna fucking die, we're all gonna fucking die, instead of keeping your eyes on the road,

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you're turning around and you're strangling him, and now because you're not looking at

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the road, you send yourself and your entire family tumbling to their deaths, do you understand

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what I mean?

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Well, what did I do?

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What did I do?

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I know I did bad when I went to go to my death stance and they got elder, but I think

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I would have just died on an elder fight anyway.

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Okay, so I have a few timestamps we're going to look at, but before we look at any of this,

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I want to ask you a question, Dinksy.

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Yes.

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Are you ready for it?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Imagine there's a big playground, right?

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and the playground has swings, it has slides, it has a jungle gym, it has monkey bars, it has everything, right?

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And everyone knows that in this playground, there was like overnight a bunch of people that set up a minefield around the monkey bars, right?

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Like they went in this playground while all the kids were asleep and they set up a minefield in the monkey bars, right?

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So then you have a kid that's going to sit there and he's going to walk to the monkey bars, right?

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Boom! As he gets there, his legs get blown off.

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So they bring him to the hospital, right? They give him two prosthetic legs, right, for free,

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because it's his first time losing his limbs, and then he goes back to the playground.

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He gets back to the playground, instantly walks to the monkey bars.

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How does this relate to the game of life, Dad?

07:16:00.760 --> 07:16:05.760
What? How does this relate to League?

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I'm gonna get to it, I'm gonna get to it. Like listen, hear me out, okay?

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I need to finish this first. So then after, what happens is, is that he goes back to the monkey bars, right?

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Boom! Legs explode again. His parents take out a second mortgage on the house.

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He sits there, gets two new prosthetic legs, walks back to the playground. Boom! Legs get blown up again.

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Jyncey, who's at fault? The kid for walking into the minefield or the minefield for existing?

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The kid for walking into the minefield, but the kid who walked into the minefield was 14 and 13 with 42,000 damage and 12 assists.

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Okay, so wait, let me ask you a question. If the kid is at fault for walking into the minefield, then why the f-

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Do you want me to achieve your five-time second after knowing what this all does?

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You know that you're into the most bullshit thing ever.

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You're gonna survive no matter what.

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You're gonna get into a total shit.

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You walked into him at different times.

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Why?

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Because I don't know when players have ults or not.

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You didn't teach me that, so I didn't know if he had his ults.

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So I just assumed one of the times he wouldn't have his old, but every goddamn cock-sucking

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time he had his old.

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Okay, didn't see.

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I don't know how to know if someone has their ult or not.

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I have no idea.

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Can you check cat or something?

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Okay, let me ask you a question.

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In chess, in chess, if you make a mistake, is the automatic assumption going to be that

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the enemy is going to collapse on the mistake and take your peace for free?

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Yes or no?

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Yes, like nine times out of ten they do, yeah.

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And you have to have that same mentality in League of Legends.

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You need to automatically register that every single fight, you have to assume they're going

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to have ult.

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You have to assume they're going to have flash.

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You have to assume, uh, Jinxie, that they're going to open up a rift in the bottom of the

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floor where Satan is going to spawn, and he's going to send out denizens from hell that

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just overtake you, drag you down, and fucking leave you there for eternity.

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You have to assume these things, because if you don't, then the one time you don't, right?

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The one time, the one cock sucking time you don't,

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it's gonna be the one time

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where you end up getting fucked by it

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and you lose the game.

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So you're basically saying, just so I'm clear here,

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I can never fight Tryndamere ever.

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Just run away from him no matter what.

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Exactly, yep.

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So but why doesn't he just win it?

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Like why doesn't he have a 95 win percentage?

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I don't understand, if I can't fight him.

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Well, because the thing is that players do not fight him.

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and it's like the things you have to understand your master you if you are

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warwick you could fight trendamere you could because you would just all time

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while he's doing his one HP alt he can't auto attack you and you would just

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win but because you're playing master yee it's a hard counter bro you know what

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I mean it's like think of it this way imagine your casante right imagine your

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casante and then I don't want to imagine that I don't want to imagine that if I

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say something I should run into oncoming traffic I don't want to imagine that

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That Kassante should not be here in-game.

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In-game.

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I agree with you.

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But what I'm saying is, if you would imagine someone is a Kassante, right?

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And then you're the guy that comes in, and you remove the helmet so that when he walks around,

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he just starts bashing his head everywhere dying.

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You know what I mean?

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Because if you ask him, how many is he just going to be fucking smashing it everywhere?

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That's essentially mastery versus trying to mirror.

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It's a hard counter.

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Does that make sense?

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Yeah.

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really know that but like now I know that I mean it's just this is like bro this is why league

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is so hard like doc says I don't know what anyone does they're like I'm about to kill Trindamere

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it's a 3v1 he's one hp he hits his r he doesn't die he's slavering on his keyboard I this morning

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I played against some jungler who just literally would sit in the bush he looked like a giant crab

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and would just grab me and finger fuck me I didn't remember what its name was I don't know what to do

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Everyone has a gimmick everyone has a trick up this league. Everyone has some bullshit like my thing is like

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I wanted to get through stage one of not being afraid of fighting

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I achieved that warwick helped me achieve that because what I used to do and you remember is I would get low health

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But I would run away and then I would just die running away

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And I was a fucking idiot because that's all I ever knew when I played siege if I was low HP

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I would always evade and retreat in siege. That's how I would play that's I was supposed to play in siege

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But in me it's I really like that and warwick

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helped me see that where he helped me brawl and fight and keep going and then I broke through of

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not being afraid of fighting all the time but now it's like I'm not afraid of fighting which is great

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but I don't know what I'm walking into I don't know anyone's abilities I don't know anything

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Trindermere has a one-inch cock and now I know that so now I'll never fight against Trindermere

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ever again um there's always a trick someone has some trick up their sleeve some gimmick and that's

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my thing I don't know the gimmicks okay so Jensy do you want to know what I know yeah I know that

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that you are the 2023 gamer of the year.

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I know that when you first started playing League of Legends,

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you went on a 10-game lost streak on a silver account

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and got permabanned.

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I know that you start off with a 30% win rate in Iron IV.

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I know that you used to be at a point

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where even something like a double kill

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was something that you would look at in awe.

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I know that you used to sit there

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and you never even used to imagine

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that you could even one day get a pen to kill

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or that you could drop 30 kills.

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That's what I know.

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so it's not about the fact that you don't know all these abilities

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because obviously you aren't going to yet

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it's about the fact that right now jing see

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you're learning

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you're getting better

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and you are making

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visible improvements

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and extremely fast too might i add

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and yes jing see you're gonna have games like this

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we're a fucking cocksucker

07:21:55.700 --> 07:21:59.780
chinamere is going to pull up with the cte squad and they're going to bash your

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Brains then right? It's good.

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Did you laugh, bro?

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This is my trauma, John Tense.

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I'm sorry.

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Why don't I ever have the Garen top?

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Like, I get it. I understand

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improvement and skill. I get it.

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I'm all about that.

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But I never have the Garen top.

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Voila! It's the other team

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every time.

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And Garen, a toddler,

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a baby boy can play Garen.

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My teammates are Dariots

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and they're one and nine, or quesante three and fifteen, and he dove into five people

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at the end of the game, like this guy should die!

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In game, I never have the guarantop, it's not fucking real, it doesn't happen to me.

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My team is always the CT squad, it's always my top laner, I swear to god.

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Okay, Jynxie, when you were streaming for one viewer, for an entire year, did you ever

07:22:55.980 --> 07:23:01.740
sit there and ask yourself, why am I not the one getting rates? Why am I not the one that

07:23:01.740 --> 07:23:06.940
people are looking to collab with? Why am I not the one that people are recognizing?

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Why am I not the one with my TikToks blowing up? Or did you sit there every single day

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and did you say, I don't give a fuck what I have to overcome? I am going to. I don't

07:23:16.580 --> 07:23:22.100
give a fuck how long it takes. I will become the best. I don't give a fuck what it takes

07:23:22.100 --> 07:23:27.760
for me mentally, physically, emotionally, the top will be something that I look at from

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an even higher perspective. It will become my bottom, right? Is that what you did? Because

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I know it is. So right now, I know every single game, you're getting that one motherfucker.

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You're getting that one asshole, that one fucking freak, that you're just sitting there

07:23:43.100 --> 07:23:49.640
thinking to yourself, why could you not have been the slowest firm? Why could you not have

07:23:49.640 --> 07:23:57.640
have been the egg that didn't get fertilized. Why couldn't you be the one on the enemy team?

07:23:57.640 --> 07:24:04.840
But it's about quelling that interior feeling, Jinxie. It's about suppressing it, and it's

07:24:04.840 --> 07:24:08.520
about turning it into rage towards yourself.

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Somebody in my chat just said, I was Que Sante. Sorry, I was eating. Okay, Dante, you're

07:24:14.680 --> 07:24:18.880
right. The only thing that's going to solve this is if I queue it the fuck up. All right,

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Before you do before you do

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Okay, so I'm saying how about instead of eating food you eat a bunch of fucking bullets because me and Jinx are selling the cartel after your

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Ask, and they're gonna fucking fill you with blood motherfucker. You understand me in game. Okay, I'm gonna pee and I'll be back

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All right, let's run it down. Let's go. I'm gonna if I lose again. I'm gonna wrap my car around a tree tonight

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Okay

07:24:43.920 --> 07:24:50.800
All right, but okay guys real question be forging CQs. Yes, or no

07:24:51.560 --> 07:24:57.360
Do we look at the replay of his of his game? Yes or no because I'm gonna be honest

07:24:57.360 --> 07:24:59.360
So we're a few things I want to show him

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Yes

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Who do it?

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Because I want to show him a few things

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He has to see.

07:25:15.180 --> 07:25:17.680
I agree.

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Alright, let me go back in this file.

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If I look like this.

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Okay.

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So, let me show my screen.

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So I wanted to see at the 11-minute mark where is it?

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Where's the 11-minute mark?

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That's where he could have invaded the topside for like 3 minutes, but he didn't.

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my cuts when you scream and discord

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let me see if i could fix it

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noise suppression

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is that better now

07:26:15.040 --> 07:26:20.960
feel like look at that should be better

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hey test

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jimmy see i want to listen

07:26:24.120 --> 07:26:24.720
yo what's up

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i'm never gonna lose again for the rest of my life

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I understand, but right now I don't want you to queue up yet, because I need to show you something.

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Okay, so, Jinxie, do you want to know why I think you lost that game?

07:26:36.700 --> 07:26:37.900
Are you in screen share, Dontess?

07:26:37.900 --> 07:26:38.900
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

07:26:38.900 --> 07:26:40.900
I'm here, I'm here.

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Okay, do you want me to tell you why I think you lost that game?

07:26:44.020 --> 07:26:45.820
Because I thought Trindamere?

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Not just that.

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You lost that game, Jinxie, because you're only playing with 50% of the League of Legends map available to you.

07:26:53.940 --> 07:26:55.900
So let me explain what I mean by that.

07:26:55.900 --> 07:27:01.220
When I was watching your gameplay, I would notice that you would farm your camps and you would go for objectives, right?

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And that's what you were taught that was good.

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But the problem is that was literally all you would do.

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And any time you could find resources elsewhere, you literally just never did.

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So I'm going to share what I mean by this, okay?

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Right now, right now, okay?

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Let's say we look at the state of the game.

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What do you think you should do here?

07:27:22.940 --> 07:27:23.900
I want you to talk to me.

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What do you think you should do here?

07:27:24.860 --> 07:27:25.860
Recall.

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And then what?

07:27:27.860 --> 07:27:29.860
Talked about full clear.

07:27:29.860 --> 07:27:30.860
No.

07:27:30.860 --> 07:27:31.860
Jinxie, look.

07:27:31.860 --> 07:27:33.860
Wolves are only up in 60 seconds.

07:27:33.860 --> 07:27:35.860
If you recall, it takes you about 8.

07:27:35.860 --> 07:27:37.860
Running out of base, clearing the gromp,

07:27:37.860 --> 07:27:40.860
you're still going to have like 40 seconds left on your wolves.

07:27:40.860 --> 07:27:43.860
So what should you do here?

07:27:43.860 --> 07:27:46.860
Recall.

07:27:46.860 --> 07:27:47.860
Look for a gank.

07:27:47.860 --> 07:27:48.860
Look for a gank, I guess.

07:27:48.860 --> 07:27:50.860
There's no nothing else.

07:27:50.860 --> 07:27:51.860
Exactly.

07:27:51.860 --> 07:27:53.860
And that's what I wanted you to tell me.

07:27:53.860 --> 07:27:56.700
Because what if I told you there was something else?

07:27:56.780 --> 07:28:03.140
What if I told you Jiangxi that you didn't have to risk anything here and you could have actually gotten 300 gold for free?

07:28:03.140 --> 07:28:05.140
Would you believe me?

07:28:05.180 --> 07:28:06.620
Yeah

07:28:06.620 --> 07:28:13.580
Okay, that's why nope. Nope. Watch so here the thing is that even though all of your camps are down

07:28:13.700 --> 07:28:16.820
You need to remember that the enemy has jungle camps as well

07:28:16.980 --> 07:28:21.860
So the problem here is that here you're walking you're looking for mid-play. This isn't bad, right?

07:28:21.860 --> 07:28:23.660
your team ends up killing both.

07:28:23.660 --> 07:28:24.740
Okay, that's fine.

07:28:24.740 --> 07:28:26.940
Now look where your Lux is walking, right?

07:28:26.940 --> 07:28:28.940
You shove up this mid wave, I like that.

07:28:28.940 --> 07:28:30.220
I'm proud of you for doing it.

07:28:30.220 --> 07:28:31.820
But now your Lux is walking by

07:28:31.820 --> 07:28:33.500
and you see the Raptors are up.

07:28:33.500 --> 07:28:35.620
So what do you think you should do here?

07:28:36.660 --> 07:28:38.660
Go for Raptors, go for Raptors.

07:28:38.660 --> 07:28:41.540
Exactly, because here look what ends up happening.

07:28:41.540 --> 07:28:44.060
The Raptors are up, the Red is up,

07:28:44.060 --> 07:28:45.860
and the Crogs are up, right?

07:28:45.860 --> 07:28:48.820
So you could have went there and invaded everything.

07:28:48.820 --> 07:28:50.060
And look at Lux, bro.

07:28:50.060 --> 07:28:51.820
Lux is there, she's like, Jinzy.

07:28:51.820 --> 07:28:53.340
I want to give you all this gold!

07:28:53.340 --> 07:28:54.460
She's pinging!

07:28:54.460 --> 07:28:55.740
She's pinging!

07:28:55.740 --> 07:28:57.500
But look what you do here.

07:28:57.500 --> 07:28:59.220
You farm your topside,

07:28:59.220 --> 07:29:01.340
and then here, when you could invade,

07:29:01.340 --> 07:29:02.780
look, because you see how now,

07:29:02.780 --> 07:29:04.220
Trinmear's bot side?

07:29:04.220 --> 07:29:05.380
Yeah.

07:29:05.380 --> 07:29:07.740
Bro, if you went top right now,

07:29:07.740 --> 07:29:10.380
you would be able to get all of this, do you see it?

07:29:10.380 --> 07:29:12.380
Yeah, my biggest fear is just crossing the other half,

07:29:12.380 --> 07:29:14.100
but I have more map awareness,

07:29:14.100 --> 07:29:15.300
I have that more map awareness.

07:29:15.300 --> 07:29:17.900
Exactly, because Jinxie, listen,

07:29:17.900 --> 07:29:19.240
think of it this way.

07:29:19.240 --> 07:29:27.240
Right now, you being scared of the other map is like you being scared of moving up half past the halfway point on a chess board.

07:29:27.240 --> 07:29:33.240
But it's not moving past the halfway point. That's the scary part. It's not having your pieces defended, right?

07:29:33.240 --> 07:29:35.240
Yeah, I got it.

07:29:35.240 --> 07:29:44.240
So it's the same thing with League where it's like it's not going in the enemy jungle that's risky. It's the fact that if you go there, there are possibilities, right?

07:29:44.240 --> 07:29:49.040
right? Where it's like you could get secured, where like for example, see them each other

07:29:49.040 --> 07:29:52.420
on the other side of the map, then you can just go there for free. So that's why look

07:29:52.420 --> 07:29:54.560
at your mini map is important, okay?

07:29:54.560 --> 07:29:55.960
Yep, got it.

07:29:55.960 --> 07:30:06.120
Okay, now there were two other points I wanted to show you, okay? So there's this one. Okay,

07:30:06.120 --> 07:30:11.440
I want to show you something here, okay? And you need to see this, that's the reason why

07:30:11.440 --> 07:30:13.480
I'm showing it to you, are you ready?

07:30:13.480 --> 07:30:19.680
What's the timer on the screen right now?

07:30:19.680 --> 07:30:20.680
I don't see the timer.

07:30:20.680 --> 07:30:22.680
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, 1248, 1248.

07:30:22.680 --> 07:30:23.680
1248, okay.

07:30:23.680 --> 07:30:26.120
Well, let's wait.

07:30:26.120 --> 07:30:30.480
We're going to start the timer, and I'm going to want you to count starting from one, okay?

07:30:30.480 --> 07:30:33.680
Right when I tell you, okay?

07:30:33.680 --> 07:30:35.680
All right.

07:30:35.680 --> 07:30:36.680
Now!

07:30:36.680 --> 07:30:41.680
One, two, three, four, five,

07:30:41.880 --> 07:30:45.100
six, seven, eight,

07:30:45.100 --> 07:30:49.960
nine, 10, 11, 12, 13,

07:30:49.960 --> 07:30:54.960
Dilly Dally 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25,

07:30:54.960 --> 07:31:23.360
18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37.

07:31:23.360 --> 07:31:24.360
37 seconds, Jinxie.

07:31:24.360 --> 07:31:25.360
That was 37 seconds.

07:31:25.360 --> 07:31:28.360
I just had no camps and no money, so I didn't know what to do.

07:31:28.360 --> 07:31:30.360
I had no camps, no money.

07:31:30.360 --> 07:31:31.360
Wrong.

07:31:31.360 --> 07:31:32.360
Look at all this.

07:31:32.360 --> 07:31:34.880
So you want me to just invade more, huh?

07:31:34.880 --> 07:31:35.880
Okay, I got that.

07:31:35.880 --> 07:31:38.680
I could do that because I know where Trinidad is, that makes sense.

07:31:38.680 --> 07:31:39.680
Exactly.

07:31:39.680 --> 07:31:42.760
Because Jinxie, the thing I said right now, it's like you're playing with only half

07:31:42.760 --> 07:31:45.960
the map available, and when you're sitting there and you're playing against a champion

07:31:45.960 --> 07:31:49.080
like Trinimir, you don't want to just fight him, right?

07:31:49.080 --> 07:31:52.080
So you need to play where he isn't, you understand?

07:31:52.080 --> 07:31:53.080
Okay.

07:31:53.080 --> 07:31:54.280
That makes a lot of sense.

07:31:54.280 --> 07:31:55.960
I need to pay more attention to where the jump route is

07:31:55.960 --> 07:31:57.240
and expose it, I got it.

07:31:57.240 --> 07:31:58.160
Yes, exactly.

07:31:58.160 --> 07:31:59.520
So now there's another point I want to show you

07:31:59.520 --> 07:32:01.080
at 15 minutes.

07:32:01.080 --> 07:32:02.160
OK.

07:32:02.160 --> 07:32:03.400
So here.

07:32:03.400 --> 07:32:06.720
So here, for example, this is the perfect part.

07:32:06.720 --> 07:32:08.160
We see that the Trinimere is top.

07:32:08.160 --> 07:32:10.000
Can you fight him?

07:32:10.000 --> 07:32:11.800
Maybe with Lux, like I don't know.

07:32:11.800 --> 07:32:12.920
Or no, you can't fight through him.

07:32:12.920 --> 07:32:14.000
No, I forgot he's died.

07:32:14.000 --> 07:32:15.000
You can't fight God.

07:32:15.000 --> 07:32:15.640
Yep.

07:32:15.640 --> 07:32:16.800
But look what ends up happening.

07:32:16.800 --> 07:32:19.560
So right now, you know you can't fight him?

07:32:19.560 --> 07:32:21.240
I thought players could die in this game, though.

07:32:21.240 --> 07:32:22.280
I don't know he can't die.

07:32:22.280 --> 07:32:24.520
But now that I know that, it's like, all right,

07:32:24.520 --> 07:32:26.520
I guess you're just going away.

07:32:26.520 --> 07:32:27.320
Exactly.

07:32:27.320 --> 07:32:29.640
Because then the problem is that when stuff like this

07:32:29.640 --> 07:32:33.000
happens, because even here, for example, like, look, here

07:32:33.000 --> 07:32:34.080
you run away, it's OK.

07:32:34.080 --> 07:32:34.920
It's a mistake.

07:32:34.920 --> 07:32:36.880
What do you think you should do right now?

07:32:36.880 --> 07:32:38.400
Recall.

07:32:38.400 --> 07:32:39.480
And then do what?

07:32:39.480 --> 07:32:46.920
Recall, look on with a red buff into Raptors, into

07:32:46.920 --> 07:32:49.200
Botcrap, into drag, maybe, or just.

07:32:49.200 --> 07:32:50.480
Exactly, yes.

07:32:50.480 --> 07:32:55.940
But I want you to listen because this is what goes on in your brain that makes you not do these things.

07:32:55.940 --> 07:32:56.440
Watch.

07:32:56.440 --> 07:32:57.880
Wait, look, it's nice advice.

07:32:57.880 --> 07:32:59.640
I don't think it's everything to get out of it.

07:32:59.640 --> 07:33:04.880
So here, it's like you know, you're like, wait, I know the right play is I need to go for red, right?

07:33:04.880 --> 07:33:07.580
But then what do I do? My teammates just commit, like, I don't understand.

07:33:07.580 --> 07:33:11.280
You let them die, Jinxie! You let them die!

07:33:11.280 --> 07:33:16.480
If you're in a zombie apocalypse, right, and you have one guy, and you're like, listen, bro,

07:33:16.480 --> 07:33:24.480
We know that you're the retard of the group, but please for the love of God, do not run out and do not like scream in front of the zombies.

07:33:24.480 --> 07:33:32.480
And then he's like, aye aye Captain Jettie. And five seconds later, you should have a door unlocked and he starts screaming, die zombies, die zombies.

07:33:32.480 --> 07:33:38.480
And he has the baseball bat. Are you going to help him or are you going to be like, fuck it, one less mouth to feed?

07:33:38.480 --> 07:33:40.480
Fuck it, one less mouth to feed.

07:33:40.480 --> 07:33:43.180
I'm just gonna let him burp. I'm gonna let him burp.

07:33:43.180 --> 07:33:47.380
Yes, Jinxy will be so much easier if I just let my teammates drop.

07:33:47.380 --> 07:33:52.180
Yes, so yes, you need to sit there Jinxy and it's not just that you let them drown.

07:33:52.180 --> 07:33:55.780
It's that while they're drowning, you step on their fucking head.

07:33:55.780 --> 07:33:56.780
You piss on their face.

07:33:56.780 --> 07:33:57.280
Yeah.

07:33:57.280 --> 07:34:01.680
Yes, and you piss on their face so that you can sit there and you can keep your head back

07:34:01.680 --> 07:34:02.680
about it easier.

07:34:02.680 --> 07:34:04.680
Get fired up over here!

07:34:04.680 --> 07:34:07.180
You're dead! I want you to get fucking fired up!

07:34:07.180 --> 07:34:12.300
fucking bombs the bombs for a fucking two years fuck that their job is out the window

07:34:12.860 --> 07:34:15.940
All right, let's look at another play 18 minutes 20

07:34:18.340 --> 07:34:22.340
What happens here at 1820 I'm gonna win 25 games of the road tonight

07:34:22.340 --> 07:34:27.060
I'm gonna win 25 games in a row. I'm never gonna blame my teammates again. It's not their fault that they have a rock in their head

07:34:27.060 --> 07:34:31.300
It's my fault to save that I'm captain America. I need just fucking save the eventors

07:34:31.300 --> 07:34:35.700
I need to say no fucking events every game see Lindsey. Let me ask you a question

07:34:35.700 --> 07:34:38.700
Right now, Trinamir is toppling, right?

07:34:38.700 --> 07:34:39.700
No.

07:34:39.700 --> 07:34:41.700
So does Invade Blue buff?

07:34:41.700 --> 07:34:42.700
Done.

07:34:42.700 --> 07:34:44.700
Yes, bro.

07:34:44.700 --> 07:34:45.700
Yes, exactly.

07:34:45.700 --> 07:34:49.700
And that's why I'm telling you, Jinxie, the thing that you're going to have to do and

07:34:49.700 --> 07:34:53.700
what's actually going to level you up, do you want to know what I honestly think is going

07:34:53.700 --> 07:34:55.700
to get you to surpass Ludwig?

07:34:55.700 --> 07:34:58.700
It's not a saying it's Trident Gum.

07:34:58.700 --> 07:34:59.700
All right?

07:34:59.700 --> 07:35:00.700
Shut the fuck up.

07:35:00.700 --> 07:35:02.700
Continue down there, sorry.

07:35:02.700 --> 07:35:03.700
It's okay.

07:35:03.700 --> 07:35:09.160
Listen, Jynxie, so what I was going to say is the thing that's going to allow you to surpass the Ludwig, right?

07:35:09.160 --> 07:35:12.620
It's not going to be switching up the champs you play. It's not going to be any of that.

07:35:12.620 --> 07:35:17.080
The only thing that you're going to have to do is start looking at your mini-map.

07:35:17.080 --> 07:35:22.640
Because right now, if you look at your mini-map, you'll say Trindamere top, and we bot side up.

07:35:22.640 --> 07:35:29.140
You should always be looking for traits. It's like chess. If Trindamere is getting a play top side, what can you do?

07:35:29.140 --> 07:35:31.140
Yeah, exactly, yes!

07:35:31.140 --> 07:35:41.140
This Trindamere was fully CTE'd out, and now I didn't understand the champ, but I understand the champ, so I'll just, I'll literally mog the fuck out of Trindamere every time, because I'm not going to fight him.

07:35:41.140 --> 07:35:56.140
But this Trindamere was so CTE'd out, he didn't take any of his Ratter blue buffs all game and just kept running around like a chicken with his head cut off, but I thought I could fight him because I thought, like, people could die and leave, but I guess Trindamere can't die, so now I'm just going to take his buffs. Easy.

07:35:56.140 --> 07:35:58.140
Exactly, good.

07:35:58.140 --> 07:36:03.940
So now here, like look what ends up happening, right? So Trinamere gets a free play on Cassante, right?

07:36:06.060 --> 07:36:08.060
And then afterwards look what happens.

07:36:09.560 --> 07:36:14.900
Can I use a crazy analogy to explain what it's like when you farm your camps when you see the enemy jungler's ganking?

07:36:15.540 --> 07:36:21.420
Yes, explain it, explain it, explain it. Okay, it would be like imagine you have two people and they're swingers.

07:36:21.420 --> 07:36:23.580
Do you know where the swinger is? No.

07:36:23.580 --> 07:36:29.700
It's a guy that lets other dudes bang his wife, but he also bangs other dudes' wives.

07:36:29.700 --> 07:36:33.580
So it's like they're playing Wifeswap IRL, okay?

07:36:33.580 --> 07:36:38.740
When you sit there as a jungler, and you watch the enemy jungler gank or take a dragon or

07:36:38.740 --> 07:36:43.380
do grubs, and your only trait is that you farm your own camps and you're just like AFK

07:36:43.380 --> 07:36:48.380
on the map, it's like imagine another guy's fucking your wife at the Swinger orgy and

07:36:48.380 --> 07:36:53.220
instead of banging his wife, you decide that you're gonna jerk off in the corner.

07:36:53.220 --> 07:36:57.420
But it's like, dude, why the fuck are we in the cock chair right now?

07:36:57.420 --> 07:36:58.420
Why?

07:36:58.420 --> 07:36:59.860
We don't have to be here.

07:36:59.860 --> 07:37:01.220
It's the Swinger party, bro.

07:37:01.220 --> 07:37:02.860
Do you understand?

07:37:02.860 --> 07:37:03.860
And that's the problem.

07:37:03.860 --> 07:37:07.480
It said, right now, you need to be in the mentality where you're like, if you're gonna

07:37:07.480 --> 07:37:11.260
go for something, I'm gonna go for something just as good or better.

07:37:11.260 --> 07:37:14.860
If you're gonna go for a play, my play's gonna be just as good or better.

07:37:14.860 --> 07:37:19.340
I'm not gonna sit there in the fucking cock chair and watch you gank my laners, take the

07:37:19.340 --> 07:37:22.700
dragons, take the herald, and then just farm my shitty crugs.

07:37:22.700 --> 07:37:25.660
I'm gonna take all your camps, I'm gonna gank bot lane,

07:37:25.660 --> 07:37:28.660
cause I'm gonna sit there and I'm gonna be in your ass, dude.

07:37:28.660 --> 07:37:30.660
Like fucking cheese on cake.

07:37:30.660 --> 07:37:32.660
Do you understand me?

07:37:32.660 --> 07:37:34.660
Got it, got it, got it, got it.

07:37:34.660 --> 07:37:37.660
Got it, got it. Easy. Easy, easy, easy.

07:37:37.660 --> 07:37:38.660
Easy, easy, easy.

07:37:38.660 --> 07:37:39.660
Are you ready?

07:37:39.660 --> 07:37:41.660
Wait, wait, not yet, not yet.

07:37:41.660 --> 07:37:43.660
Can you answer your phone?

07:37:43.660 --> 07:37:46.660
It's ringing.

07:37:46.660 --> 07:37:48.660
Yo, yo, yo!

07:37:48.660 --> 07:37:50.660
JC, I'm live! I have news!

07:37:50.660 --> 07:37:52.660
What is your news?

07:37:52.660 --> 07:37:56.160
I'm 1-3!

07:37:56.160 --> 07:38:00.160
What's your KD?

07:38:00.160 --> 07:38:04.160
Definitely not important.

07:38:04.160 --> 07:38:08.160
Does it start with a zero?

07:38:08.160 --> 07:38:12.160
How do I check that again? Give me just a moment here.

07:38:12.160 --> 07:38:16.160
It does.

07:38:16.160 --> 07:38:19.160
Higher or lower than a 0.5?

07:38:19.160 --> 07:38:36.440
say that point what higher lower than a point five well you're not copper

07:38:36.440 --> 07:38:45.280
how many wins and losses did you have

07:38:45.280 --> 07:39:01.760
I mean, were you like middle fragging?

07:39:01.760 --> 07:39:07.120
Okay, but what's what would second defying as in some of the games?

07:39:07.120 --> 07:39:08.760
Okay, but Santa, here's the thing.

07:39:08.760 --> 07:39:11.720
There's no way you second fragged with a point six Katie.

07:39:11.720 --> 07:39:12.720
The math isn't math.

07:39:12.720 --> 07:39:19.060
Okay well the math is nothing because yes I literally had a long games and all my

07:39:19.060 --> 07:39:23.040
teammates were trash and it was me and another guy that did pretty decent in

07:39:23.040 --> 07:39:27.920
two of the games and so I was second-tracking and then one of them I

07:39:27.920 --> 07:39:31.120
bottom-fragged but I was second to bottom so it doesn't really count as bottom.

07:39:31.120 --> 07:39:36.260
I mean look I'm actually impressed that you got Brahms like I thought it was

07:39:36.260 --> 07:39:41.660
gonna throw you right into the depths of the unknown but that's good like that is

07:39:41.660 --> 07:39:47.260
Okay, so here's the thing, GZ, I'm coming up on you so you know.

07:39:47.260 --> 07:39:49.900
Hey, listen, I saw that trash Minecraft gameplay.

07:39:49.900 --> 07:39:50.400
Okay.

07:39:50.400 --> 07:39:53.340
Listen, Bronze III is starting now.

07:39:53.340 --> 07:39:54.060
I don't know.

07:39:54.060 --> 07:39:57.100
I was good at Minecraft.

07:39:57.100 --> 07:39:59.700
I was good.

07:39:59.700 --> 07:40:01.580
Now, what was good?

07:40:01.580 --> 07:40:04.620
You didn't even know how to make a pickaxe to the last day.

07:40:04.620 --> 07:40:05.660
Okay, all right.

07:40:05.660 --> 07:40:07.420
That's just, let's.

07:40:07.420 --> 07:40:08.740
You're actually sped.

07:40:08.740 --> 07:40:09.660
I'm not joking.

07:40:09.660 --> 07:40:11.100
That was literally a, that was a

07:40:11.100 --> 07:40:15.100
make a wish when that you got there. One dead ass carried you the entire way.

07:40:15.100 --> 07:40:18.940
Great, great. Well, that's why in like four months I'm going to do the same thing but

07:40:18.940 --> 07:40:22.940
Sola and I'm going to beat it in five days. Maybe less.

07:40:22.940 --> 07:40:25.820
I mean, five days is how you're going to beat it?

07:40:25.820 --> 07:40:28.460
Yeah, I mean, maybe three days. It depends on feelings.

07:40:29.500 --> 07:40:32.860
Quick question, DZ, just based on the information that you're giving, I just have one question.

07:40:34.140 --> 07:40:36.780
How long was your bus that you were in Target Springs?

07:40:36.780 --> 07:40:46.060
Okay, that's the end of the call like guys. I'm not I'm not gonna play into this like CTE 74 IQ thing, bro

07:40:46.220 --> 07:40:51.980
Yeah, and when I was a kid, I didn't grow up playing Minecraft. It was the one game. I never really touched bro

07:40:51.980 --> 07:40:58.740
I played Call of Duty Black Ops 2 religiously man. So yeah, I don't know about the pickaxes and the mining

07:40:58.740 --> 07:41:03.660
I didn't ride in on a freaking short bus, bro. What?

07:41:03.660 --> 07:41:04.660
What?

07:41:04.660 --> 07:41:05.660
Real.

07:41:05.660 --> 07:41:08.860
Like, as you can tell by my league game play, right?

07:41:08.860 --> 07:41:09.860
Yes.

07:41:09.860 --> 07:41:13.900
Like, Jinxie, people need to understand that the last person that questioned your Minecraft

07:41:13.900 --> 07:41:18.060
skills, Irelia, got her fucking eight-year-old ass beat up the arcade.

07:41:18.060 --> 07:41:19.660
Do you understand what I mean?

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No.

07:41:20.660 --> 07:41:21.660
No.

07:41:21.660 --> 07:41:22.660
No.

07:41:22.660 --> 07:41:24.140
This is all YouTube comment bullshit, bro.

07:41:24.140 --> 07:41:27.900
Dantez, what is the next clip you want to show me of my lobotomy game play?

07:41:27.900 --> 07:41:28.900
I guess, watch.

07:41:28.900 --> 07:41:31.340
Uh, so the next one was 19 minutes 10.

07:41:31.340 --> 07:41:33.620
Okay, so here again.

07:41:33.620 --> 07:41:39.360
So, you already know at this point, Jingxi, you already know that if Trindermere fights

07:41:39.360 --> 07:41:41.340
you, he kills you, right?

07:41:41.340 --> 07:41:42.340
Nope.

07:41:42.340 --> 07:41:45.940
I thought he had to die, but now I know.

07:41:45.940 --> 07:41:47.500
Now I know he's unfightable.

07:41:47.500 --> 07:41:48.500
Now I know.

07:41:48.500 --> 07:41:51.660
Because, yeah, because I was going to say, like, you know, it's like, I thought he could

07:41:51.660 --> 07:41:52.660
die.

07:41:52.660 --> 07:41:53.660
I didn't know he can't die.

07:41:53.660 --> 07:41:54.660
Now I know.

07:41:54.660 --> 07:41:56.660
You can tell by the reaction in my face.

07:41:56.660 --> 07:41:59.140
Hand the cell for him.

07:41:59.140 --> 07:42:00.140
But now I know.

07:42:00.140 --> 07:42:01.140
All right.

07:42:01.140 --> 07:42:08.780
Also, if you play Trindamere and you meet me in public and you show me your opt-out GG in Trindamere as your most played player, I'm gonna fight you.

07:42:08.780 --> 07:42:11.280
I'm just letting you know. I'm gonna fight you in game.

07:42:11.280 --> 07:42:17.540
Because if you play Trindamere, you don't deserve, like, you, um, yeah, you don't, what ever.

07:42:17.540 --> 07:42:19.540
Are you playing Trindamere or B-Shit?

07:42:19.540 --> 07:42:22.240
Yeah, and the thing is guys, Jinx doesn't discriminate.

07:42:22.240 --> 07:42:28.740
So even if you're at the arcade with your big brother and you're only six years old, he's still gonna fucking beat your ass.

07:42:28.740 --> 07:42:34.380
Doesn't matter how old you are or what your gender is. Okay. Nope again. This is fake

07:42:35.020 --> 07:42:40.300
YouTube comments. I don't go into arcades and hit people. All right, dude

07:42:40.300 --> 07:42:47.180
My YouTube comments are unfucking readable man. Literally unreadable like it's bad. It is actually fucking bad

07:42:48.300 --> 07:42:56.260
Okay, imagine you were like stuck in hell for one month and you were only allowed either reading YouTube live chat

07:42:56.260 --> 07:42:58.600
Or YouTube comments, what would you choose?

07:43:00.100 --> 07:43:02.180
YouTube God, oh my god

07:43:02.820 --> 07:43:08.740
I don't even know. Wow good question. The YouTube live is just seven seven seven fat

07:43:09.220 --> 07:43:14.300
Let's read the YouTube live comments. Yeah, let's read it. Let's hear it. Let's hear it. Let's hear it. Let's hear it

07:43:19.980 --> 07:43:20.620
Oh

07:43:20.620 --> 07:43:26.220
Wait, when are you coming to Florida, bro? When are you coming? Wait? Did you not see the last message?

07:43:26.220 --> 07:43:29.540
I send you on the on tax. Let's see. No, no

07:43:30.140 --> 07:43:35.900
Okay, I want you to read it and like I want you to see the idea that I gave you though

07:43:35.900 --> 07:43:39.020
It could be the most cinema fucking marathon ever

07:43:39.900 --> 07:43:42.740
Let me see. Hold on. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see

07:43:43.540 --> 07:43:49.580
Bro, when you come to Florida, we have to do something cool. Okay. Let me read it. No, we read it read it read it trust

07:43:50.620 --> 07:44:01.420
Oh wait that is that is so peak that is so fucking peak yes I am not yes I

07:44:01.420 --> 07:44:08.380
imagine every single day we do one of those yes that is fucking peak yes yes

07:44:08.380 --> 07:44:18.100
yes yes yes deal deal deal deal all right bro yeah dude chat I'm not gonna

07:44:18.100 --> 07:44:22.060
say what we have planned yet but when Dante's comes to Florida it's gonna be

07:44:22.060 --> 07:44:26.820
peak bro it's gonna be generational and so they're gonna be every single day

07:44:26.820 --> 07:44:31.660
daily rounds of soggy biscuit what is sweet way we don't this what is soggy

07:44:31.660 --> 07:44:38.900
biscuit you'll find out when I'm in Florida okay read it read it here

07:44:38.900 --> 07:44:44.620
here's the YouTube chat wait we love you Jinxie Darth Maul okay all right

07:44:44.620 --> 07:44:50.340
Comford, Nick, Skarner is the best jungler. Oh, this is the guy I played against this morning. I wanted to kill Skarner

07:44:50.900 --> 07:44:52.900
Wait, does he read these messages?

07:44:54.660 --> 07:44:58.440
Let me let me EYA that's guys just saying let me eat your ass

07:44:59.860 --> 07:45:01.860
Sevens endless sevens forever

07:45:03.020 --> 07:45:05.020
endless

07:45:05.780 --> 07:45:08.260
Wait, what is soggy biscuit meaning?

07:45:10.860 --> 07:45:14.500
Don't search it up don't search it up don't search it up do not search it up

07:45:14.620 --> 07:45:17.580
I'm not sure that other model. I'm apologize about it. Yeah.

07:45:21.180 --> 07:45:27.260
Soggy biscuit also known as limp biscuit or oaky cookie is an urban legend

07:45:27.260 --> 07:45:29.580
proported and adolescent.

07:45:31.060 --> 07:45:32.260
Male group.

07:45:33.340 --> 07:45:35.300
Master Bayesian game.

07:45:36.340 --> 07:45:38.220
Okay, yo contest.

07:45:39.260 --> 07:45:41.260
What? Bro, what?

07:45:41.260 --> 07:45:42.260
What?

07:45:42.260 --> 07:45:46.540
So, Jengze, what it's going to be is every single day, me and you are going to lock

07:45:46.540 --> 07:45:47.540
eyes, okay?

07:45:47.540 --> 07:45:52.460
And we're just going to have to sit there and raw dog, no lotion, no lube, masturbate

07:45:52.460 --> 07:45:55.380
while glaring into each other's eyes and soul.

07:45:55.380 --> 07:46:04.220
And the last one to nut has to eat the biscuit that both of us are going to finish on.

07:46:04.220 --> 07:46:07.220
You know, Nantaz, I don't even know if I want you to come to my house, bro.

07:46:07.220 --> 07:46:08.220
I'm not even getting it.

07:46:08.220 --> 07:46:09.220
Yo, bro, I'm not.

07:46:09.220 --> 07:46:11.220
Why do you make me mad?

07:46:11.220 --> 07:46:13.220
Why does everybody do this?

07:46:13.220 --> 07:46:16.220
Bro, Dantez, bro, bro, bro.

07:46:16.220 --> 07:46:18.220
Like, if you do, okay.

07:46:18.220 --> 07:46:20.220
We're not gonna do jerk off games, man.

07:46:20.220 --> 07:46:22.220
We're not gonna do jerk off games.

07:46:22.220 --> 07:46:24.220
But chat, I'm gonna, like,

07:46:24.220 --> 07:46:26.220
I'll tell y'all what me and Dantez are gonna do soon.

07:46:26.220 --> 07:46:28.220
I've got to pull this man out, but it's gonna be peak.

07:46:28.220 --> 07:46:30.220
It's gonna be peak.

07:46:30.220 --> 07:46:31.220
It's gonna be peak.

07:46:31.220 --> 07:46:33.220
And Dantez, you gotta tell me what date you can come, bro.

07:46:33.220 --> 07:46:34.220
Like, what dates?

07:46:34.220 --> 07:46:37.220
I mean, I already sent you the date and the message.

07:46:37.220 --> 07:46:38.220
Wait, for realsies?

07:46:38.220 --> 07:46:40.220
I thought you just said the idea.

07:46:40.220 --> 07:46:42.820
Nope look it's in the second part of the message

07:46:51.500 --> 07:46:55.940
Okay, so that day onwards got it got it got it got it got it got it got it

07:46:56.300 --> 07:47:03.460
Bro, it's gonna be feet, bro. I think it's actually I think it's probably gonna be the most cinema league thing ever

07:47:03.460 --> 07:47:04.820
I agree

07:47:04.820 --> 07:47:08.140
Cheating on Ron already. Yo guys. I'm not dating Ron

07:47:08.140 --> 07:47:11.140
Like we're not dating!

07:47:11.140 --> 07:47:15.140
Yeah, Jinxie, are we honest?

07:47:15.140 --> 07:47:17.140
Yes, yes, yes.

07:47:17.140 --> 07:47:25.140
Watching how every single night Ron got to cuddle up with you and said it made me jealous.

07:47:25.140 --> 07:47:27.140
Bro, are you gonna like...

07:47:27.140 --> 07:47:29.140
Are you gonna try to fuck me?

07:47:29.140 --> 07:47:31.140
I'm not gonna get it.

07:47:31.140 --> 07:47:34.140
That's it, what is gonna happen in Florida, Jinxie?

07:47:34.140 --> 07:47:35.140
Jinxie, Jinxie.

07:47:35.140 --> 07:47:37.140
I'm not gonna try, bro.

07:47:37.140 --> 07:47:39.140
I

07:47:40.660 --> 07:47:42.660
Might be in jail

07:47:44.260 --> 07:47:50.500
All right lock in more because get it done honestly, I'm not even mad at them taking the I'm better with more

07:47:50.500 --> 07:47:54.020
I've been more with Warwick. Do I'm gonna tell you something really fucked up

07:47:54.580 --> 07:47:56.020
what

07:47:56.020 --> 07:48:02.540
Your master you wouldn't rate it's like 45% now, but your work is so like 57. Yeah, my warwick is disgusting

07:48:02.540 --> 07:48:05.420
Like I don't lose with this guy. I just don't like playing as much as you

07:48:05.420 --> 07:48:09.420
But he's like who I want to be and Warwick's who I need to be.

07:48:09.420 --> 07:48:10.420
Do you know what I'm saying?

07:48:10.420 --> 07:48:12.420
I know what you mean.

07:48:12.420 --> 07:48:18.420
It's like, in order to say, it's like Warwick is who you are and he is who you will become.

07:48:18.420 --> 07:48:21.420
But first you need to be who you are before you can be who you will become.

07:48:21.420 --> 07:48:22.420
Does that make sense?

07:48:22.420 --> 07:48:23.420
Yes.

07:48:23.420 --> 07:48:27.420
Jinxie, I think a plant could be better than you at League.

07:48:27.420 --> 07:48:29.420
Dante's is really bisexual.

07:48:29.420 --> 07:48:32.420
Whatever happens in Florida stays in Florida.

07:48:32.420 --> 07:48:38.680
in Florida. Tubby, stop talking and stream faster. If I stop talking, how's that gonna

07:48:38.680 --> 07:48:46.100
speed up the stream? Broke off like an iPad kid. This is an OG one. You are great at

07:48:46.100 --> 07:48:53.460
jungler. Well, no, I'm fucking iron. Or no, I'm bread for. When is the dark ball marathon?

07:48:53.460 --> 07:48:58.580
What does that mean? Okay, real talk. Where's the source?

07:48:59.380 --> 07:49:01.380
Okay, that's ball knowledge

07:49:02.740 --> 07:49:08.260
Bros, did you like bro? Did you see the Minecraft marathon? What'd you think bro? What'd you think of my Minecraft skills?

07:49:08.740 --> 07:49:10.740
Well, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie

07:49:11.180 --> 07:49:16.620
It's kind of crazy that you guys beat it in 74 hours because considering that it was you

07:49:16.940 --> 07:49:19.940
That shit should have been done in like 48. I'm gonna be honest

07:49:21.180 --> 07:49:23.180
You mean like we underperformed

07:49:23.180 --> 07:49:29.460
you listen you guys could have had that in the first night real talk if you

07:49:29.460 --> 07:49:34.140
would have locked in that shit could have been done in less than five hours yeah

07:49:34.140 --> 07:49:39.780
I don't think so I have a lot of CTE bro I played back I'm not good at Minecraft

07:49:39.780 --> 07:49:44.820
but that says the next thing I'm gonna do I told my chat in like four months I'm

07:49:44.820 --> 07:49:49.500
gonna do that same exact thing again solo my chat is saying the stream is

07:49:49.500 --> 07:49:56.780
that we're going to add. Wait, are you serious? Bro, the only reason, dude, I, yo, if there

07:49:56.780 --> 07:50:00.120
was a gun to my head, don't ask, and somebody told me get to the nether, I don't know how

07:50:00.120 --> 07:50:07.100
to get to the nether. Like I have to do research. I don't even know how to get to the nether.

07:50:07.100 --> 07:50:10.500
I'm not even kidding. I mean, yeah, but it's going to be fucking

07:50:10.500 --> 07:50:14.500
cinema. You know, it's going to be cinema. That might actually take you like three months

07:50:14.500 --> 07:50:18.260
So now I'm getting yes, so what happens if I'm shooting for three months chat?

07:50:19.380 --> 07:50:21.380
What even happens now?

07:50:22.220 --> 07:50:25.020
You want to know what happens Jin see hmm?

07:50:25.500 --> 07:50:30.980
You talked about fucking folk here now. Let's get these fucking ones. Yep. Yeah, all I know is league league is who I am

07:50:31.740 --> 07:50:35.100
Okay, can I tell you something right now that might ruin your day what?

07:50:36.220 --> 07:50:38.800
Muda is currently three wins away from silver

07:50:38.800 --> 07:50:45.920
It's Lemicky because I was playing Minecraft so it's Lemicky, it's Lemicky.

07:50:45.920 --> 07:50:49.600
Okay, but why did you put a point in your E early?

07:50:49.600 --> 07:50:52.600
Oh, because I'm used to E, sorry.

07:50:52.600 --> 07:50:56.080
It's all good. So listen, Jinx, what we're gonna have to do, okay,

07:50:56.080 --> 07:50:59.240
is we're gonna have to get you having your good habits again.

07:50:59.240 --> 07:51:04.080
Do you understand me? Yes, kid. Minecraft sort of led me astray.

07:51:04.080 --> 07:51:08.080
Like I was on Minecraft for four days. No, kill Swallon! Kill Swallon!

07:51:08.080 --> 07:51:12.300
Because the thing is Jinxie, I'll tell you right now, that Lika's a game that's all about habits.

07:51:12.300 --> 07:51:15.760
It's about you loading up every game knowing what to do and getting it done.

07:51:15.840 --> 07:51:22.120
Like, what if I told you Jinxie that over the last few days, I've been a hard sub-grandmaster, and you want to know the reason why?

07:51:22.320 --> 07:51:24.820
Well, you lost challenger? Bro!

07:51:25.580 --> 07:51:26.780
What?

07:51:26.780 --> 07:51:28.180
You have a thought?

07:51:28.180 --> 07:51:33.900
Yeah, Jinxie, it's like when you say I lost challenger, it's like I go from like bronze one to bronze two.

07:51:33.980 --> 07:51:36.340
Like I said, it's not like a big difference, you know what I mean?

07:51:38.080 --> 07:51:42.380
Yeah, you sound like a coper, you sound like me, that's something I would say.

07:51:42.980 --> 07:51:44.580
Jinxy, no, it's not coper.

07:51:44.580 --> 07:51:47.580
Why the fuck are you not challenger, motherfucker?

07:51:47.880 --> 07:51:52.880
Look at how much I thought I was gonna get done with Minecraft and you were gonna be like top 30 global.

07:51:53.280 --> 07:51:53.780
What?

07:51:53.780 --> 07:51:59.980
Listen, listen, the reason why Jinxy is because over the last week I've been coping and making excuses.

07:51:59.980 --> 07:52:02.180
There it is, that's why I'm doing it, that's why I'm doing it.

07:52:02.580 --> 07:52:07.380
Yes, so that's why Jinxy, listen, me and you, we both gotta lock the fucking bow,

07:52:07.380 --> 07:52:11.540
Because if we don't locked in, we're gonna get locked in. Does that make sense?

07:52:11.540 --> 07:52:14.260
No, that doesn't make any sense!

07:52:14.260 --> 07:52:17.980
Listen, if you don't lock in, you get locked in.

07:52:17.980 --> 07:52:19.100
Do you know what I mean?

07:52:19.100 --> 07:52:21.980
Oh, ball knowledge, ball knowledge. I didn't hear it right the first time.

07:52:21.980 --> 07:52:23.480
Ball knowledge, yeah.

07:52:23.480 --> 07:52:27.420
Okay, so listen. Now what I want you to do

07:52:27.420 --> 07:52:30.940
is I want you to play for the Gromp and then look for the barcrab, okay?

07:52:30.940 --> 07:52:36.900
Got it. Okay. Now, GenC, what we're gonna do is we're gonna do South Park role-play this game.

07:52:36.900 --> 07:52:39.660
So every single time in sub-sync, okay?

07:52:39.660 --> 07:52:41.340
You're gonna say, mmkay.

07:52:41.340 --> 07:52:42.840
Mmkay.

07:52:42.840 --> 07:52:44.660
There you go, good!

07:52:44.660 --> 07:52:49.540
Okay, so now after this crab, we're gonna drone bar drone mid.

07:52:49.540 --> 07:52:53.300
If you don't have any place, then I want you to run for the top crab, okay?

07:52:53.300 --> 07:52:56.180
Yeah, because I'm warwick and I can find-

07:52:56.180 --> 07:52:58.540
No! No! Not yeah! Not yeah!

07:52:58.540 --> 07:53:00.300
What's the word we just established?

07:53:00.300 --> 07:53:01.340
Mmkay.

07:53:01.340 --> 07:53:02.580
Nice.

07:53:02.580 --> 07:53:06.220
Okay, so now you're gonna look for the crab,

07:53:06.220 --> 07:53:10.500
And then after the crab, if it's on here, you recall. You have the crab.

07:53:11.780 --> 07:53:13.780
Okay, you fight this, you fight this. Eek, Eek.

07:53:15.440 --> 07:53:19.280
You choose up in like one second. Keep fighting. NOOOOO! FLIGHT!

07:53:19.280 --> 07:53:22.700
Oh, I was fighting. I was fighting, I was fighting, I was fighting.

07:53:22.700 --> 07:53:29.280
Okay, so listen. There, the reason why you lost, right, is because there was like one second where you weren't auto-attacking.

07:53:29.280 --> 07:53:30.780
That one second where you weren't auto-attacking.

07:53:30.780 --> 07:53:32.280
I'm not supposed to lose to you, man.

07:53:32.780 --> 07:53:35.900
You're not, it's because you stopped auto-attacking. That's the reason why.

07:53:36.220 --> 07:53:40.340
Oh, sorry, Jinxy.

07:53:40.340 --> 07:53:42.420
Jinxy, listen.

07:53:42.420 --> 07:53:43.420
Go get this side kill.

07:53:43.420 --> 07:53:44.420
Go get this side kill.

07:53:44.420 --> 07:53:45.420
Go for it.

07:53:45.420 --> 07:53:48.740
Yep, just go, go, go.

07:53:48.740 --> 07:53:49.740
You're sneaky.

07:53:49.740 --> 07:53:51.620
Sneaky, go to the right!

07:53:51.620 --> 07:53:52.820
Okay, with two light.

07:53:52.820 --> 07:53:53.820
Go for the...

07:53:53.820 --> 07:53:54.820
Nice!

07:53:54.820 --> 07:53:55.820
Good shit.

07:53:55.820 --> 07:53:56.820
Now, go for it.

07:53:56.820 --> 07:53:57.820
That's my kill, Ergot!

07:53:57.820 --> 07:53:58.820
You piece of shit!

07:53:58.820 --> 07:54:05.820
Okay, so, Jinxy, what are you going to do now is, you're going to type in chat.

07:54:05.820 --> 07:54:15.460
in chat. KS? Just type KS. I typed it, I typed it. Yep. Now while you're walking to your

07:54:15.460 --> 07:54:25.340
Raptors, I want you to say the fuck is wrong with you. Nice. Good. So now what we're getting

07:54:25.340 --> 07:54:28.100
to is we're going to play for the Raptors. After the Raptors, we're going to look for

07:54:28.100 --> 07:54:33.940
the bot side. Now Jinxie, a normal person would say, Jinxie, what do you mean KS? He

07:54:33.940 --> 07:54:37.100
He did all the work, what would your response that person be?

07:54:37.100 --> 07:54:43.580
If I don't, if I don't gank, we don't get the kill, period.

07:54:43.580 --> 07:54:48.080
No, your response should be, I don't give a fuck who did the work, I'm the one getting

07:54:48.080 --> 07:54:49.780
the rewards, you understand?

07:54:49.780 --> 07:54:51.280
Got it, got it, got it.

07:54:51.280 --> 07:54:57.060
It's like, you're Fidel Castro and Peek Cuba, like no matter how much everyone works, you're

07:54:57.060 --> 07:54:59.780
the only one getting paid, does that make sense?

07:54:59.780 --> 07:55:00.780
Okay.

07:55:00.780 --> 07:55:06.860
All right, so now what we're gonna do after the wolves we're gonna look for the grump into the dragon

07:55:06.860 --> 07:55:08.860
Is that even historically accurate?

07:55:09.580 --> 07:55:12.660
Well, I don't know dude. I just made it up, but it sounds about right

07:55:12.820 --> 07:55:14.820
We're one of history Jinxie

07:55:14.900 --> 07:55:22.140
What's accurate is what you believe to be true because even if it's not factually correct who gives a shit as long as you believe

07:55:22.140 --> 07:55:24.380
But that's what matters. Do you understand? Got it

07:55:26.100 --> 07:55:28.400
All right, so now we're gonna look for the dragon

07:55:28.400 --> 07:55:33.680
The problem nowadays is that people are too obsessed with facts and shit.

07:55:33.680 --> 07:55:37.800
Listen, Jinxie, rule one of life, feelings don't care about your facts.

07:55:37.800 --> 07:55:41.640
If I feel a certain way, then that's what fucking matters. Does that make sense?

07:55:41.640 --> 07:55:46.920
Got it, got it, got it, got it. I'm gonna murder them all this game. Wait, wait, wait, they're coming, they're coming, they're coming.

07:55:46.920 --> 07:55:50.880
No, no, okay, you might have to run. Leave your team to die, leave your team to die.

07:55:50.880 --> 07:55:55.720
And then while you're leaving them to die, I want you to start maniacally laughing, like your doctor did.

07:55:55.720 --> 07:56:02.720
Yes, now go for the top cop, keep laughing, go for the top cop and keep laughing.

07:56:02.720 --> 07:56:13.720
I missed it.

07:56:13.720 --> 07:56:14.720
I missed it.

07:56:14.720 --> 07:56:16.720
Yes, I know.

07:56:16.720 --> 07:56:20.720
The enemy jungler run bot and they can cast you on drag, right?

07:56:20.720 --> 07:56:24.720
So where do you think we can go to get an equal trade on my QT?

07:56:24.720 --> 07:56:31.200
exactly that's what I like to hear now go for it it's learning did you just

07:56:31.200 --> 07:56:37.520
refer to yourself as it it's what my chat sounds okay okay so wait for the

07:56:37.520 --> 07:56:43.720
blue do not use your ego you need to save it in case he comes yep Joe just

07:56:43.720 --> 07:56:49.200
keep taking this so it's good so now after this you're gonna look on the

07:56:49.200 --> 07:56:53.240
gromp okay look at that masjid spot and mark he's bought with what jiddy's doing

07:56:53.240 --> 07:56:55.440
Oh yeah, he's taking all of his ass.

07:56:55.440 --> 07:57:00.840
Oh yeah, Jiddy's got his fucking cheek spread wide open and he's filling himself.

07:57:00.840 --> 07:57:02.640
Okay, now look for the gromp.

07:57:02.640 --> 07:57:03.640
The gromp.

07:57:03.640 --> 07:57:04.640
You can look for mid-kill.

07:57:04.640 --> 07:57:05.640
It's fine.

07:57:05.640 --> 07:57:11.040
Yeah, he does, he does, but it's fine, just leave it.

07:57:11.040 --> 07:57:18.040
Okay, so now after this, after this, you're going to go for the gromp and then you're

07:57:18.040 --> 07:57:19.540
going to just play on the mid-kill.

07:57:19.540 --> 07:57:22.040
So you're going to kill mid and then you're going to look for the top to bottom.

07:57:22.040 --> 07:57:23.040
Okay.

07:57:23.040 --> 07:57:25.040
No serping, serping slow as she knows.

07:57:25.620 --> 07:57:27.800
I want you to lead with your R-Jingles, you do not miss this.

07:57:27.800 --> 07:57:28.740
DO NOT MISS THE R.

07:57:29.540 --> 07:57:30.540
YES!

07:57:30.800 --> 07:57:31.420
GOOD!

07:57:31.660 --> 07:57:32.540
Okay, now run.

07:57:32.800 --> 07:57:34.200
Yo you're probably gonna die, this is what it is.

07:57:34.200 --> 07:57:35.720
Don't know about it, that's chill.

07:57:35.720 --> 07:57:38.060
Wait, Mio, Mio, WHAT?!

07:57:38.560 --> 07:57:40.080
Why did i die, why did i die?

07:57:40.240 --> 07:57:40.980
Why did i die?

07:57:40.980 --> 07:57:44.000
Look at this, you gotta kill, and you got two of his camps!

07:57:44.000 --> 07:57:46.180
That's 500 gold, he gets 300!

07:57:46.180 --> 07:57:47.920
He can suck your fat dick!

07:57:47.920 --> 07:57:52.280
Now get your T-amat, buy your BORK, and get back to your fucking bed, man!

07:57:52.280 --> 07:57:57.080
Wait, my teammate said, holy jungler diff, why the fuck did you run away?

07:57:57.080 --> 07:57:58.840
Now I know it's a 4v5 at least.

07:57:58.840 --> 07:58:00.840
I'm gonna say, hahahahahaha.

07:58:00.840 --> 07:58:03.720
Yes, I'm gonna laugh at him dying.

07:58:03.720 --> 07:58:10.120
Jinxie, raw knowledge, instead of typing ha ha ha, you type brawaha in all caps.

07:58:10.120 --> 07:58:11.120
Try that.

07:58:11.120 --> 07:58:12.120
Got it, got it.

07:58:12.120 --> 07:58:13.120
Right now, right now, coach?

07:58:13.120 --> 07:58:14.120
Yeah, right now, right now.

07:58:14.120 --> 07:58:15.120
Fast, fast, fast.

07:58:15.120 --> 07:58:20.120
B, W, A, and then you spam ha ha ha, fast.

07:58:20.120 --> 07:58:27.500
Now make sure it's in all caps, it cannot be lowercase, type it again, put it in all

07:58:27.500 --> 07:58:28.500
caps.

07:58:28.500 --> 07:58:29.500
Fast!

07:58:29.500 --> 07:58:30.500
Jink!

07:58:30.500 --> 07:58:31.500
Yes!

07:58:31.500 --> 07:58:32.500
No!

07:58:32.500 --> 07:58:33.500
I can't hear you, I gotta get this top kill.

07:58:33.500 --> 07:58:38.420
Okay, go for the top kill, but type it, okay Jinksy, start spamming it in chat, start

07:58:38.420 --> 07:58:41.420
spamming it in chat, you're not about hitting the set until you do it.

07:58:41.420 --> 07:58:46.420
No, you typed in BWQ, go for the, okay whatever, okay, there you go, good, now go for the crab,

07:58:46.420 --> 07:58:49.420
he's gone, take the cannon, take the, go to cannon.

07:58:49.420 --> 07:58:51.420
hahahaha

07:58:51.420 --> 07:58:52.420
yes!

07:58:52.420 --> 07:58:53.420
oh it's fun

07:58:53.420 --> 07:58:55.420
okay so now look for the

07:58:55.420 --> 07:58:57.420
and then you finish your full clear okay

07:58:57.420 --> 07:58:59.420
you're awesome bro I missed this

07:58:59.420 --> 07:59:03.420
dude I'm telling you listen

07:59:03.420 --> 07:59:05.420
one day bro one day

07:59:05.420 --> 07:59:07.420
you're gonna be doing this shit and challenge your games

07:59:07.420 --> 07:59:09.420
and then you're gonna send them to be like holy fuck

07:59:11.420 --> 07:59:13.420
alright so now look for the raptors

07:59:13.420 --> 07:59:15.420
after the raptors we're gonna look for the bot side clear

07:59:15.420 --> 07:59:17.420
okay

07:59:17.420 --> 07:59:18.420
Yep.

07:59:18.420 --> 07:59:26.500
Alright, it's nice.

07:59:26.500 --> 07:59:27.500
I'm never losing again.

07:59:27.500 --> 07:59:29.180
Coach, I'm never losing again.

07:59:29.180 --> 07:59:32.020
I will take control of every game I play.

07:59:32.020 --> 07:59:33.020
Jinxie.

07:59:33.020 --> 07:59:34.020
Jinxie.

07:59:34.020 --> 07:59:36.820
I'll never blame my team again because I can't blame them for being brain dead.

07:59:36.820 --> 07:59:38.940
I can't blame them for being a toddler.

07:59:38.940 --> 07:59:39.940
Exactly.

07:59:39.940 --> 07:59:40.940
Yes, exactly, bro.

07:59:40.940 --> 07:59:45.220
Like, when you blame your team, it'd be like LeBron James plays basketball with four disabled

07:59:45.220 --> 07:59:46.220
kids.

07:59:46.220 --> 07:59:49.660
and you start talking to them because they didn't defend properly against like

07:59:49.660 --> 07:59:54.080
prime Michael Jordan you know what I mean like we can't we can't blame them

07:59:54.080 --> 07:59:57.200
LeBron we just got him approved. Does that make sense?

07:59:57.200 --> 08:00:02.740
It's like imagine, no no look for the Grom first it would be like imagine every

08:00:02.740 --> 08:00:07.460
time LeBron loses a game Jinxie he goes up to Brody Jr and he says I'm gonna fuck

08:00:07.460 --> 08:00:11.860
your mom as punishment now like you don't do that bro you just focus on the

08:00:11.860 --> 08:00:17.300
next game does that make sense got it got it got it got it

08:00:17.700 --> 08:00:22.740
all right now jing see in life people are gonna tell you that you're disabled

08:00:22.740 --> 08:00:28.780
but you know what you're gonna tell them what I'm not disabled this boy is

08:00:28.780 --> 08:00:32.580
able and then you're gonna start fucking shitting on them pressy pressy nice

08:00:32.580 --> 08:00:36.020
nice this is good backup backup don't over chase so I'm gonna chase so I'm

08:00:36.020 --> 08:00:43.660
chase okay so now what you're gonna do is yet you're just gonna wait kill him

08:00:43.660 --> 08:00:50.060
yep go you up in one you up in one you up in one you again close all good all

08:00:50.060 --> 08:00:55.340
good instead to seraphie seraphie not kill your family in game in game

08:00:55.500 --> 08:00:58.140
well don't know what you do

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hey jinxie jinxie jinxie by report but let me talk to you for a second I want to

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just let you know that what just happened, I'm very proud of you.

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For what?

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For what?

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Because I'll tell you, a bronze player after that play would have been like, I played bad.

08:01:13.180 --> 08:01:17.500
A gold player would have been like, my team sucks, but you sat there jinxing, and you

08:01:17.500 --> 08:01:22.500
said something that only Challenger level rank 1 players would say, and it was serving

08:01:22.500 --> 08:01:29.180
until your family, and that jinxing just shows me that you have the makings of greatness.

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In game.

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I said in game.

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In game, yes.

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It's like Jinxi. It's like I look in your inventory and the diamond sword isn't built yet

08:01:37.300 --> 08:01:42.220
But you have two diamonds and one stick so it's like you have the makings of greatness

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We just need to unlock it. Do you understand me? Okay? Okay? Yes. All right now

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What you're gonna do is you're gonna look on the crab and then afterwards we're gonna see if we get to invade as blue, okay?

08:01:53.940 --> 08:01:55.940
We're gonna see the folks out

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Okay, so Jinxi what I want to do is while you're invading this boot share

08:02:01.380 --> 08:02:05.340
I want you to start singing pop out by Travis Scott

08:02:06.780 --> 08:02:08.780
Wait hold up. I have to kill himself

08:02:12.800 --> 08:02:18.320
Okay, I'll sing for you. Okay come here pop out at the party. I'm with the gang

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It's gonna be a robbery. So tuck your chain. I'm a killer girl. I'm sorry

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But I can change when you aim at play old body shot to your brain

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We come from poverty man, we ain't had a thing, I recall here.

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Uh, yep, I know you buy your item. Get it.

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Wait, wait, wait, question, question, don't ask question.

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Yeah, why did my R do nothing against that?

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Uh, so the reason why is because Seth gets a shield.

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So when he plays, when he presses like W, if he shields, right,

08:02:53.420 --> 08:02:56.420
and you do damage and it does no damage, does that make sense?

08:02:56.420 --> 08:03:03.800
sense got it so I already shielded that's why yes exactly but it's okay

08:03:03.800 --> 08:03:08.360
because it doesn't matter like you still got it's okay he's scaling listen

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listen when jiddy scaling did he's bailing do you understand me yes right

08:03:14.800 --> 08:03:21.280
to you yes I'm sent okay guys all right good actually yeah so now we're gonna do

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is we're gonna look for the for the gromp and then after the gromp we're gonna

08:03:24.680 --> 08:03:29.520
a gank bot. There you go, you're fucking droning. I didn't see you do this, by the way, at all,

08:03:29.520 --> 08:03:32.640
in your game earlier. But now you're doing it, so that's what I'm saying, it's like you're

08:03:32.640 --> 08:03:33.840
getting your habits back.

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Should I dive?

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No.

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Well, he's already dead, you can't. So now invade his bot side. Invade his bot side.

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I want you to sit there and I want you to be hungry for the Yi, bro. Look at his camps.

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Look if there's anything up. There you go, it's not. Okay, now check the Krugs. There

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you go, check the fucking Krugs. Jiddy wants camps, okay, it's all gone. Now you can recall

08:03:54.400 --> 08:04:00.000
you can look for your red. There you go. Yep, you're not going to want to go for this kill.

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It's okay. Okay, nice. So now buy the plated sale caps, plated sale caps. There you go.

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And now go to the red buff.

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Ron playing good.

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Jinxie, I'm not gonna lie. We could literally take Prime Faker, right, at his complete height,

08:04:20.920 --> 08:04:26.700
Make him a work one shirt for 1,000 years sit there after the time chamber is done

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Put him in a ranked game in iron, and I do not think you play better than you this game, and that's on God

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Okay, you cannot say on

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JC

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I'm telling you like right now. You are literally playing like like like the animal has come out

08:04:44.960 --> 08:04:49.160
Like you've been sitting there chained with Ron and now you're unchained bro

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Okay, so now look for this look for this look for this is good. Don't our don't our save it

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You want to save it even if you're a god I see you so fast. Yes, okay?

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Yes, go take this way. Take this way. Take this way. I said, I believe I know that's good

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But now we need to be the perfect. Yes, bro. Do you see I said wow?

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Yes, exactly like okay. No jinx. He killed our art are are him are yes

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Oh, yes

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Yes, okay now take this Smite at 1400, Q it, Q it, Smite at 1400, hit the ice, Smite at 1400, you just fucking stole his head old bro.

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Do you understand what you just did?

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I'm the greatest jungler of all time I know.

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You really are.

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Wait, ring ring, ring ring.

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Genji calls, Genji calls.

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No, wait, wait, Genji, wait, are you gonna pick up the phone? It's ringing. Ring ring, ring ring.

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Who's there? Who's there?

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Hi, uh, Jinxie, this is Faker, the real Faker.

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We are watching your Warra game play from the SKT headquarters,

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and we want to bring you in as SKT main jungler for Worlds finals.

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Do you accept?

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Nah, I'm starting my own team, Faker. Hangs up with Aura.

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HAHAHAHA! Chad!

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Bro, that's like Chad mode enabled. I'm not even kidding.

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Oh my god. No, Jinxie, I'm not gonna lie.

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I actually just got chills. I literally just got chills.

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Wait, Douglas, I have a question.

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Yep.

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What is my one, two, and my three?

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Like, what am I buying for that? What is that?

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Is it my titanic Hydra?

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Well, what do you... Yeah, you just got titanic Hydra.

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Is my... Yeah, but...

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Bro, is my one, two, and my three always usable?

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How does that work?

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Well, it's not a one, two, and your three.

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So look in your inventory. You see that little yellow thing?

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Yeah.

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So that's your TMAT active, which upgrades.

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And it's wherever that is on your numbers, that you can actually use it.

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So if it's an active?

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Yes, exactly. It's an active item.

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But, ladies and gentlemen, are an active. But aren't there ones that are active? Like this game is so confusing.

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Well, okay, no, think of it like this, Jancy.

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Every single item in the game is either an active or a passive item.

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Most items, 80% of them, are all passive items.

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The only active item that you have to ever worry about is either Titanic Hydra, Shrydbreaker, or Tiamat.

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If I already have Tiamat, is Hydra also active?

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Like, can I have three actives or how does it work?

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Okay, think of it like this. Tiamat is a magic harp.

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When you buy Titanic Hydra, it becomes a Gyarados.

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So you don't get more actives, it's just that your active gets upgraded.

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So you still only have one, does that make sense?

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R R R R R R

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Okay, go try and go try and that's fine.

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Now I want you to run away and just start maniacally rapping again while you're looking for dad.

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HAHA!

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HAHA!

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HAHA!

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HAHA!

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HAHA!

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HAHA!

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HAHA!

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HAHA!

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HAHA!

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HAHA!

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HAHA!

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HAHA!

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HAHA!

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HAHA!

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Yeah, what are you doing?

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HAHA!

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HAHA!

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HAHA!

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HAHA!

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Yeah, that's shitty track and back the fuck up here

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Yo, his name's shitty, but when he sees your mouth nearby his name's shitty. Yep

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All right, so now what I want you to do is I want you to recall right?

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But I just not a one or a two right oh

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I now I get it. I understand yes exactly

08:08:29.260 --> 08:08:32.460
I get it. So can you only have one active at a time?

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Okay, so TM at upgrades into one of four different items, and you can only buy one of those team at items

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Okay, Jinxie if the enemy jungler spot, where do we go to trade?

08:08:46.180 --> 08:08:53.380
All right, do you see me inside me? Not as you're inside me. I love it here, bro. It really feels like home. Okay, okay

08:08:53.380 --> 08:09:00.900
So now what you're going to do is you're going to look for the blue, right?

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There you go.

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Now, do you see how much resources you're getting now?

08:09:04.220 --> 08:09:07.620
The Master Yi will never be able to come back into the game because he's going to walk

08:09:07.620 --> 08:09:08.620
out of base, right?

08:09:08.620 --> 08:09:11.460
And then he's going to sit there and be like, oh, where's my blue buff?

08:09:11.460 --> 08:09:13.500
Now, Jinx, see where the fuck is his blue buff?

08:09:13.500 --> 08:09:20.020
So Dundas, my question is, is there ever a time when I can simultaneously leave my 1,

08:09:20.020 --> 08:09:22.820
2 in my 3 with Master Yi or Warwick or is it just my 2?

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Jaycee, I'm going to be honest, I don't understand your question.

08:09:27.620 --> 08:09:32.820
My thing is, what I'm trying to break through is I want to always use my abilities when they're made possible.

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With Warwick, I do my Q, my W, my E, my R, my Q, my W, my E, my R.

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Got it, got it, got it. Sometimes I do.

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Is there a 1? Is there a 3? Is there something I'm missing?

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No, there's just a 2. So in your inventory right now,

08:09:44.820 --> 08:09:52.040
Warwick is the only champion that you will ever have abilities and your item slots with and it's your titanic Hydra

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That's it. So you only have it to look at where it is, right?

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What about you? What about you? No master you build not none of those items. He only has passive items

08:10:02.160 --> 08:10:03.360
Got it

08:10:03.360 --> 08:10:04.800
Yep

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All right, so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna look for this perfect perfectly

08:10:10.720 --> 08:10:12.240
perfect

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Okay, I'm excited for you to come to Florida, bro. I we could end up banging

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It's not even a kid at this point. I'm not gonna lie

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We recall here yes, sir. Yep like Jynxie I'm gonna be honest

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Like we might have to tell people at one point like guys one of the announcements that during the marathon

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We're not just gonna be streaming on Twitch and YouTube

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There's gonna be an exclusive only fans live stream that only tier three subs are gonna have access to

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So everyone in Jinx's chat right now

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Okay, no one I think that's actually like a look on the set here right look on the set right? Yeah, look on the set look on the set

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Perfect. Yes. Yes, come here dumb dumb come here dumb dumb. Yep going going and going are are are are are are are are nice

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Now Q Q e e e e nice nice nice. Okay, wait wait

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Okay, nice

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You nice come come auto auto auto two two nice

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Casting piece of shit. That's way fast way fast

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Okay, now talk to Bob folk there

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Okay, Jin see I want you to do something from right now

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So you see in your hot bar your two if dumb dumb came up earlier there

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We would have killed him earlier and he wouldn't be able to see my tail

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But dumb dumb is too late to do anything because dumb dumb's on my team and dumb dumb's my top lane

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Yeah, Jinxie, this is why I keep telling you. In League of Legends, your teammates are literally gold slaves.

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The only thing that they do is they give you more opportunities to get gold. You give them no resources.

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You give them nothing. You don't give them ganks to help them. You don't help fix their waves.

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You just use them and you exploit them for as much gold as you can possibly ring dry from them.

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And then once they've outlived their usefulness, then we move on to another laner. Do you understand?

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I'm telling you, even me recently with Master Yi, the problem with Yi is that if your team

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doesn't set you up, it just feels horrible.

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Like it really does.

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I can't solo fight early because if I solo fight early, I die with you because you just can't solo fight and then like I have to

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Team fight but my team doesn't engage because my team literally has a 45 IQ

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So I need to be the second game my team never engages

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Exactly. Yes. Oh, I can just solo fight early get ahead because everybody in the lobby is a walking lobotomy and Brahms

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So it's get ahead and then I'm just fat

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It's you're like it's like imagine you're a pro wrestler, right?

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And you're doing a fucking and you're doing like a one of those like tag team like wrestling things

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But the promise of the god that you're doing the tag team with he has like a secret crush on like the other wrestlers

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So instead of tagging you in when he's about to get beat up

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He just drops his pants and you start getting real by them

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But then it's like you're saying they're like dude

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How the fuck am I even supposed to fight now because you're never getting tagged in that's really like playing mastery in iron

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Does that make sense got it got it

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That's why Warwick is the best PISLO champ, yo Duffins, what does PISLO mean?

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What does PISLO mean?

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So do you remember what three words I told you are adjectives in the leapsing?

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You said hyper and then something else.

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No not hyper.

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So it's turbo, piss, and astro.

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Right now we're going to go with these here, okay?

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So what you say is for example, let's say you want to say I'm jungle dipping this kid

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an iron right and said you're gonna say I'm astro gapping this piss-low kid and

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shit low does that make sense got it so you're gonna use random words as

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adjectives and it's gonna be able to further like show how you feel in

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certain regards does that make sense yes okay so now say right now what you're

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doing to the mastery I want you to like fabricate a sentence like God I'm so

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Fucking good. No, no, Jinxie use the league as your tips. I just taught you you need talk like a league player

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What is it? What is it?

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So like I said an example could be I'm astro gapping this piss-lo kid and shit-lo

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So what would you say when it comes to the master you like how hard are you gapping him?

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Wait, I need to invade his blue because he's bot side and I'm the truth. Yes

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Good, but come on Jinxie. You need to talk right now. It's a quick time event. I'm I'm

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I'm Astro Gapping this piss-lo shit-lo yee

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Right

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Without you even having to say anything. Yeah, exactly. No, Jinxie Jinxie instead of calling

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Enemy people by their champion names. You're gonna start calling them turbo randoms

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Because the thing is, they're just random people, right?

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So what you're gonna say is, you're gonna say I'm astro-gapping this turbo-random in shit-low.

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Okay, I'm astro-gapping this turbo-random in shit-low.

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Waiting to jump the yee.

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Okay, nice.

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Okay, good job.

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Now we're gonna bring us away from your teeth.

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Wait, what?

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Oh.

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Okay, that's fine.

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Okay, so now what you're going to do is buy this food massage and then afterwards look for the desk dance. Okay

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Now Jeng see are you ready for me to teach you about L9?

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What is L9?

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I'm glad you asked Jeng see so L9 is the OG group of toxic league of legends players that

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that pioneered being Hylo and Toxic in League of Legends.

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So from now on until the game ends, I want you to say that when you're going in,

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you're about to go full online mode, and then you just go in like a fucking beast.

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Do you understand me?

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Okay, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.

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Yeah, so the thing about online is that it was created years ago

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by certain mafia bosses in the League scene like this one guy named Anton Radairal, right?

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And he got together with eight of his friends

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And it was like, 8 of his friends created L9, because it was the low 9 of the high low scene.

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So it's like, they were like the Avengers, does that make sense?

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Wait, do I look here? Coach?

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Yep, look for this, look for this.

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Okay, so now what we're gonna do is, okay, you got this. This is your quadra. No, I'm kidding you.

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Go on.

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Okay, I'm gonna be honest, I grieved you there.

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Like...

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What do you mean this is my quadrant, Dante?

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What the fuck does that mean?

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I'm not gonna lie to you.

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I'm not gonna lie to you.

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I didn't even see what was happening on the map because I was too busy talking.

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So low key, Jinxie, I give you permission for one spanking.

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When are you coming to Florida in like 20 days?

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Alright, I'm gonna spank you then.

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Leaked.

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Leaked.

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Leaked.

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Yeah, I'm gonna spank you in 20 days.

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Bro, Dante's, what the fuck?

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Alright, alright, alright.

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Come on

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What the fuck?

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Okay, just to be looking

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Okay, but let's focus up. I want you just to burn right now go

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Wait, what?

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No, no, I'm not gonna do that. Trust your coach do Baron right now

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Explain why I don't do it explain why

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When you're playing when you're playing in bronze if you just do random shit sometimes it works, and then you just win the game for it

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Literally just go and solo Baron as we speak.

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Can I at least ping my like just literal like infant teammates?

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Easy.

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Wait, easier.

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Let's jumpy.

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Yep, get him, get him, get him, get him.

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Nice!

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Okay now to Baron, now to Baron Baron, ping it, ping it.

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Ping Baron, ping Baron, ping Baron.

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Ping it.

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Yes, hit it.

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Ping it.

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Hit it, ping it.

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Hit ping, hit ping.

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Ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping,

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HIT, HIT, TWO adjh.

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PING PING plasma killthalema

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Auch 4u

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Da дь

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disciples

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Right? Through this I wanted to watch your topic

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Go.

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Shisa!

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Bro, so you're gonna beat me to silver, wow.

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See I got that cannon, I'm so locked right now, like it's actually disgusting.

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You got this, listen, you just got the gromp, you got the gromp, and then afterwards I wanted to keep pushing top.

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Do we just turbo gap end here?

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So right now you could ask your fists to the turbo randoms on the enemy team, but we need

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to wait for our pistol teammates to walk up so they can get pressure.

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Does that make sense?

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Yeah.

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Because right now the problem is that your teammate is cancer behind and they're just

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sitting there and they're playing like a, fuck, shit, I ran out of adjectives.

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So now what I want to do is I want to look for mid, start pinging mid and then say mid-5.

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Why do I not go for red buff anymore, because I'm level 18?

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No, you just get the red, fuck it. You get the red.

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As a jungler? Well, because when you get it, it makes your auto attacks slow.

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Wait, what?

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Yeah, when you have a red buff, it makes your auto attacks slow?

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Like the enemies, and it also makes it do damage.

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I bet he said it makes my auto slow.

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Yeah, it does.

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Oh, and the enemies are just me, then why the fuck would I get it?

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No, you get it because it makes it your auto slow, so when you auto them, they slow.

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Oh, bro, I thought you meant...

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You know what I mean?

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I thought you meant my auto slow down.

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No, like your auto slow, like the movement speed.

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I'm gonna turbo fuck this twin.

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Nice! Yes, yes, I shall fist him.

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Run!

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Now QQQ, E, E, E, auto, auto, auto, yes, yes, E, E.

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Oh fuck.

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QQQ, nice, Mike.

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Ah, Strollfist him, Jenny! Hold Q. Nice!

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I can't ask for more time, I'm going to end.

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Ok, Jinxie, listen, this is what I'm noticing is another big issue in your games. You never

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push waves. Go mid, go mid and push, mid, mid.

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Like, this is something that you literally never do, and it's a reason why I think you

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lose so many games when you're playing off stream, because you're never hitting the structures.

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You need to hit the structures. Now back up a bit, good.

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you on the own. Hold two. Hold two. Nice. Yo, dumb dumb, come here, Seraphine. It's the

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second time you've abandoned me. Like, God, you're such a piece of fucking shit. He's

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turbo-pumping the game away. Dude, he's astro-throwing right now. If Seraphine walks, we win. Like...

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Yep. So, Jinxie, your three favorite adjectives as a leak player are cancer, turbo, and piss.

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So right now I want you to cancer clear the pistol red buff.

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Well I'm just gonna jump the sat.

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Yeah that works.

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Ok just recall.

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Ok recall.

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Alright nice.

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Now what I want you to do is go mid.

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Ok.

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Ok so Jynxy.

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see pro tip about being a league player if ever somebody makes you mad just

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instantly accuse them of being a pedophile okay with no proof whatsoever

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okay so for example press tab like back up no back up don't walk up back up

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back up back up back up back up back up okay nice this is okay

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I'm a piece of shit!

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PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT!

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Okay, GenC, I want you to do a hold tap for a second.

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Just spank me, just spank me. Just spank me, Dante.

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Okay, are you bad and sober?

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Yeah, and I'm pulling down my underwear.

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Good boy.

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That's not bad enough!

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Thank you all right now pull your pants up and don't you dare fucking rub it you don't deserve to rub this

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okay okay so now what I want you to do is I want you to walk straight for the

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the dragon.

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That's right here, that's right here.

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Thanks, I hope you know that when we're like doing the IRL coaching, I'm literally going

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to choke you out every single time you don't listen to me.

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Okay, deal, deal, deal.

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What do I have, Scarra?

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Yeah, yeah, okay, now go for the dragon.

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Are we winning or does my CTE team just lose?

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Um, I promise that you have four petafiles on your team, so we're going to have to carry

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them coming I'm done this he's down on my screen maybe not okay wait going on

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watch yeah this is good going on don't not go don't not both save your

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health save your health okay not no uh no go in the dragon just go in the dragon

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you don't have to fight this just go for the dragon

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Why do they keep caressing?

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Go burn, go burn, go burn, fuck them, go burn

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Yeah, cause a piece of shit

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So Jhin see what I wanted to do, now

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I would actually go mad, go mad, no go mad you can actually end

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Loki you can go in

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Now I wanted to ult chat

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I would say GG, but it wasn't

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It was a BG

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Fast, faster

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Yep

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Now I wanted to push mid, push mid

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They're looking might not be able time to share

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What happened to fucking ending Dante's yeah, yeah, whatever just shut and just shut and bite

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Yeah, no, no, I'm just baron baron baron

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Okay, we're dumb dumb. No dumb dumb. No dumb dumb when team leave you leave dumb dumb we go Baron dumb dumb

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Go Baron dumb dumb

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Fucking idiots

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Like I have to speak slow so you understand go Baron if team leave you leave dummy

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There is turrets and enemies in front of you. Why are you hesitating for 20 seconds?

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Like I can't play this game like I'm bad my team is bad

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Jency you're not bad. I'm not bad. I have a 60 win rate on Warwick. I don't care. Maybe I'm delusional

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I mean I win every game on Warwick. Yes

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I keep misleading my slights.

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It's fine, it's fine, just keep fighting.

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Nice, now go mid, go mid and you're on the game.

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Nice fight.

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Keep fighting, yes!

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Push mid, push the mid minions.

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The mid minions.

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Look at him, man.

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How many kills are stolen, man?

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Oh my god, ribbon, you're a piece of shit.

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No, I want to type in chat right now.

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Next person to K-Hus me is a pedophile.

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No, no.

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I think my turn has to be.

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Nice.

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There you go, that's the fucking jiddy, I know.

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Now push med push med on them

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PUSH MED MED MED MED MED MED MED MED MED MED MED MED

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Give me all that LP!

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I don't lose on Warwick!

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I WALK SHIT DOWN!

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Okay, you can't see it. I don't want you to press play again yet, because I want to show you something.

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Wait, I'm losing more than I'm gaining.

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Bet, Drew Levin.

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Bet.

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It's gonna be like that, Bet.

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bet. Jamesy, take on your last game. Yeah, what's up? Okay, do you want to know why we

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never play for our team? Why?

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Three driven IGN poop in my pants. Come enjoy your. All right, I've been live like nine

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hours me, huh?

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Yeah, I'm off. I'm off. I'm off. I'm gonna go for a little but I'll probably only tomorrow

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like earlier earlier.

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Okay, I get it.

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We'll do it.

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I'm like,

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Oh, love you, bro.

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And I'll see you in Florida soon.

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Hey,

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yeah,

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I'll be too,

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bro.

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Three weeks.

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Yes,

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bro.

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All right.

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That's a C.

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It's here.

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All right.

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But chat.

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G.G.

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W stream as always.

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W stream as always.

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Guys,

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um,

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W stream.

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Man,

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don't know what we're doing tomorrow.

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Dude,

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this chat.

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Listen up for the schedule this week.

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This weekend.

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we might be doing Last of Us Marathon Friday, Saturday, Sunday, finishing the Last of Us part

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one and two nonstop on stream marathon Friday, Saturday, Sunday. I think we're doing that this

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weekend. In three weeks, Dantez is coming to Florida and we are going to be doing,

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stream doesn't end until I reach Silver. It literally could last a month. She doesn't

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end until I reach Silver, me and Dantez in the same exact bed, just like what we did with Ron,

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But in the mornings, we might do gym streams with me,

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Dantez and his brother.

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We don't know yet.

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But yes, that's what we got planned in Florida.

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Dantez coming in like three weeks.

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June 13th, June 14th, we got LCS finals.

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Probably going to watch party that.

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We got some other league tournaments coming up soon

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that we're going to watch party.

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And yeah, man, just same old shit, bro.

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Same old shit, different day.

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But I think for the short term, this weekend,

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I think we're going to do the Last of Us marathon Friday,

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Saturday Sunday, nonstop on stream part one into beating the entire game in my

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storybook. But our chat, without further ado, WStream and as always I'll see you in

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the

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Marathon Friday Saturday Sunday locked like 99% and yes, bro

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Last of us part one and two next story game. We did read never damage to now. We're doing the last of us this weekend. Love y'all boys and again

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you