you
Oh my god!
Chat 9 days! Until the World Cup! The best sporting event ever!
9 days!
W speed man chat who do y'all got?
Winning the world cup bro. I asked y'all this every day cuz some of y'all's answers are changing bro my I don't know
I don't know bro. I think it's gonna be
USA just kidding. Okay, it's not gonna be USA bro for the USA bro
If we get out of the group stage, I'm gonna count that as a win
If we get out of the group stage and we count that as a win, bro, if I had to predict with
my life in the line, who is going to win the World Cup?
Portugal.
Portugal's the most complete team out there, bro.
They got everything, man.
They got fucking everything, bro.
But it's the World Cup, you never know.
It's single elimination.
Anybody can be anybody.
That's why the World Cup is beautiful.
Bro, nobody knew Moroko was gonna do that last year.
Wait, hi-vice.
Yeah, hi-vice!
Break 3.0!
Oh, I missed that nail.
I missed the free fire.
Mr. Free Fire! Mr. Free Fire! Mr. Free Fire!
I WANT TO GET HIGH! I WANT TO GET HIGH! I WANT TO GET HIGH!
I think I have some clapping.
High five, put it in maximum.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what is this?
you
You
Neverland, New Zealand, Norway, Panama,
Airblade, Portugal, New York, Saudi Arabia,
Singapore, Chicago, South Africa, South Korea,
Spain, Sweden, Switzerland,
Sweden, Turkey, USA,
New York, Pakistan,
Turkey, Ivory, Coast.
not flexible
April 9 days man
9 days
I'm out of breath, okay. I can't listen anymore music. I'm not
How about you got to paste me there?
Oh my god!
Chatter!
Bro, Chatter, I gotta say it, bro, off the rip.
I miss Ron, man.
I went into my bathroom today to go shower, and I just saw Ron's chair.
up was gone I just saw his chair bro that he used I miss Ron man I didn't think
I would say this I didn't think I would say this shit but I missed Ron bro you
know all the nights he was sleeping in my bed I just I hate I just wanted him
out of there I hated it but now it's just like I just miss Ron man we gone
When we do the new chat bro, did y'all enjoy the Minecraft streams, bro?
We got a generational gift out of it literally generational gift. I mean, this is the best gift I've ever seen bro like let's do this y'all
Guys we gotta do more of those we gotta do more of those
What's called a game marathons, bro?
Um, I told y'all last of us part one and two. I gotta do that. Um, which of them are called it let go Batman
I'm gonna do it, bro. I lost the punishment to those gotta do it
Gotta do it
The sleep streams were something else
So chat, what do you all want me to do first bro? Let's run a poll which marathon you want me to do first let go Batman or
or the last of us, one and two.
Which marathon should I do first?
Cause I'll do it this month.
This is a new month.
I'll do one marathon a month, I think.
Maybe one marathon every two months.
World Cup's coming up soon
and I might go to a couple of games.
So it might be hard to marathon in July
cause I might go to the quarter finals game in Miami
and I'm gonna go to the World Cup finals game too
and see if I can stream that.
Not the game just my reaction because I never knew a World Cup game so I'm gonna go to that
But yes, bro. So chat which marathon first bro. Wait, it's actually a close poll. What?
Check both of them. Let go Batman or last of us, bro. Which marathon first grant the number two one?
Do grant that thought of five I already asked Chad and chat. Oh, let me go live in YouTube. I
I already asked chat and chat said they want the last of us before GTA 5, which I think
is better to chat because I want to do GTA 5 story mode right before GTA 6 comes out
like a couple of weeks before because then when GTA 6 comes out, the first thing I'm
going to do is play the story mode.
When GTA 6 comes out, whenever that's going to be, I think November, I'm going to do a
stream where I play the whole story mode in like, it's probably going to take like a week
or something.
Play the whole story mode live like non-stop Jack the divide gifted don't watch for spoilers. Obviously. Dr. Nigga for the band seek the contour
Because yeah, GT six is gonna do story mode right bro if they push back the date again, bro
I'm gonna kill myself bro
Literally, bro. If they push back the date again in GTA
Bro like that's what I need to do, bro. That's what I need to do when GTA 6 comes out
I'm gonna play the whole story mode bro right away like right when the game comes out do not watch for spoilers
Only watch if you're gonna play along
Because y'all know I go pretty slow so probably pass me anyways
But don't spoil it too if you're gonna be in there, bro. It's November, so it had a time off July
I want to go to at least one or two World Cup games. I'm going to the quarterfinals game in Miami
We have no idea even who's playing yet, but we already got it all set up to where we can go and stream
We don't even know who's playing it. Literally could be Portugal Argentina
I'm not even kidding if one of them gets second in their group and one of them gets first they would play in quarterfinals
If they went out like bro the tickets could go up in value or down
We don't even know yet
We don't even know but yes, that'll be IRL that'll be IRL because you guys know I don't want to do IRL
But I'll do IRL for a World Cup for sure. I'm so I'm so excited, bro. Last World Cup was cinema
Logan they could pretend gifted bro. I remember um
Um, watching art, I've watched Argentina versus Croatia live with my cousin and, uh, like
discord, we just watched it in the screen share on like, um, I forget what the website
is called.
So what's the website that gives you all the, I probably shouldn't even say it, but you
got to go to website.
I watched that game.
Then I watched Argentina, Netherlands.
That game was cinema.
Um, I watched Morocco, Portugal.
That game was cinema and Wichita McCaldins.
Then obviously yes, Streamy.
Then obviously the finals, bro.
Everybody watched the finals.
But bro, Messi's World Cup run was insane.
Last World Cup.
He went off against Croatia, he went off against Netherlands, and he did good in the finals.
It was good, bro.
It was good, man.
It was good, bro.
Man said Morocco.
Yeah, or Morocco.
Morocco.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
D-Rock, man.
How do you pronounce it?
Is it Morocco or Morocco?
I don't even know.
LRG thinking about it too hard to think about it.
It wasn't rigged.
The World Cup was not rigged, buddy.
Guys, if you think about it, bro, if they
rigged the World Cup, they would have made it Portugal
versus Argentina in the finals.
Could you imagine?
Yo, imagine this World Cup.
There's a chance it happens, because Portugal is a super team.
Portugal is a top three team in the World Cup.
It goes Portugal, Spain, France.
Those are the top three teams in the world.
Bro, imagine Portugal, Argentina, World Cup finals.
Bro, that's gonna have two billion viewers, bro.
Live.
Maybe more.
Maybe half the world is gonna watch that.
Messi, Ronaldo, last game.
BX to get a prime.
You're looking cute today.
Thank you, bro, thank you.
Spain is overrated as fuck.
Bro, how is Spain overrated?
Bro, have you seen Spain's team?
How are they overrated?
How is Spain overrated?
Where's the source?
And go, they give you 10 gifted.
Bro, Chad, I do wanna say, bro, about the Minecraft thing.
I'm not even kidding, y'all.
That was the best stream I ever did.
I'm not even kidding.
Chad, didn't even know until today, this morning,
when I got on my Twitch,
Bro, let me show y'all this, bro.
Let me show y'all this, man.
Let me show y'all this, bro.
Let me show y'all, man.
This shit is crazy.
This shit is crazy, bro.
Crazy.
My chrome just crashed.
Hold up one sec, I'm fixing it.
Work up, work up, work up, work up.
Work up, it's time to play football.
Well, all right, chat, look, look, look, look, look.
Let me show you.
Sorry, chat, I'm probably like annoying today.
I'm just energized as shit, man.
Okay, bro, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Bro, I slept good tonight because Ron was not in my bed.
I slept good, bro.
I slept fucking good.
Chat, look at this.
I didn't even know this until this morning when I chat,
bro, chat.
In the, we did, dude, in the Minecraft stream with Ron,
There was 18 million different people who watched on just Twitch,
on just Twitch. In YouTube, it was like 4 million.
That is, bro, over 20 million people watched Minecraft on just my stream.
In Rod, it was like millions and millions. Like, bro, it was probably like,
bro, 25 million people clicked at that at one point. That is insane, bro.
Insane. In the first day, 10 million. That is crazy.
That is literally the best stream I ever did, bro. Shout out to Ron, bro.
I'm not even kidding, chat. If it wasn't for Ron, I would have never beat that game.
Now, chat. I was talking to Ron about it. The next time I play Minecraft,
I might do some other stuff in Minecraft, but the next time I do hardcore,
I'm going to try to beat it myself. How long would that take?
Chat, what if I did a solo hardcore stream? No coach, just me. How long would that take?
Never ending weeks. I think it would take two weeks. I'm not even kidding. I think it would take two weeks
But maybe in a year, I might do it in a year, bro, but maybe if I get better and I learned the game a little bit
But chat um yo, so if y'all want me to do more Minecraft stuff, what is like chat
What is the best stuff that we could stream on Minecraft? I was talking to my younger cousin about it
He said you can do minecraft horror with like moth that sounds kind of sick
But what is like the best stuff?
Yeah, I don't know what SNP is everybody. I don't know what SNP is
Yeah, what does SNP mean? I
Don't know what that means. What is SNP survival multiplayer. Oh, I'm stupid
private worlds hosted by groups of friends to play.
So Chad, we could do one of these with like a bunch
of people, start in SMP.
Chad, should I start one or join one?
Should I start one or join one?
Streamer Hunger Games?
Okay, that's actually such a good idea.
Bro, that is such a good idea.
Bro, I remember playing Minecraft PVP
when Hunger Games came out with like the cornucopia
and shit, that was cinema, bro.
I was so asked.
Bro chat, do y'all remember egg wars?
Me and my brother would play egg wars
for like 10 hours a day on our old computer.
So do y'all remember egg wars?
Dude, oh my God, egg wars was such cinema!
Where you would put the obsidian around the egg
and then like people would try to build over to your island,
you'd snipe them off with a bow.
Egg wars was so good.
Matt, think of the vibe, I'm fat, think of the vibe.
Yeah, no, man, maybe we could make like,
I'll ask some people, maybe we can make like a SMP server
with like me, I think Joe would wanna join,
Ron, maybe Keso would wanna join.
That would be sick.
That would be sick, bro.
That would actually be sick.
But yeah, I'll cook up some ideas in my path.
DC, think of the brand.
No, don't think of the brand.
Joe has an SMP?
Really?
Joe already has an SMP.
So yeah, basically an SMP is just like 10 or 20
like streamers and YouTubers in a world that's sick brown.
You should watch Rich vs Poor 1000 Player Civilization.
It's a SMP.
I actually saw that video.
I didn't watch it, but I saw it pop up after I watched the,
what was it called, chat?
The discovering a world that doesn't exist,
that video from a couple months ago.
I was gonna watch that.
I don't know about today,
cause new siege season is out today
and I'm probably gonna grind siege,
but I'm gonna watch this video.
I heard this video's like literally the best video
in YouTube gaming like in the last year.
Like I heard this video's peak, so I'll watch it.
Bro, some, I don't know what it is, bro,
but Minecraft has like the best YouTubers.
Dude, the discovering a world that doesn't exist,
the amount of effort that went into that video is insane.
Like insane.
I'm starting to get to one.
Like, Minecraft YouTubers don't fuck around, bro.
Like they'll spend months in a video
MZ to get to one out of the ground. I'm seeing a lot of people are saying donut SMP. I don't know what that is Jenny mod
I don't know what Jenny mod is
But I don't know any of this stuff. But yes, I've got you guys with more Minecraft streams soon swear. I
Had fun girl. I had a lot of fun in Minecraft. Oh, yeah, I think the SMP is a good idea
Dude, we could get like me Joe Bart Ron
Kaso would probably want to join too
And chat with an SNP not everybody needs to be online at the same time, right?
That'd be peak bro. That'd actually be fucking peak man
Call it jiddy SNP bar. Hey, when does the Spurs, okay see game start?
Is it tonight or tomorrow?
Or no, not Spurs, okay. See sorry Spurs next
tomorrow. Tomorrow 830 chat. I have a good question. When is the last time the next one NBA Finals?
The New York Knicks last one NBA championship in 1973.
Oh my god.
So that means they never even, did they win with Patrick Ewing?
No, they didn't.
Ewing didn't play in the 70s.
Bro, the New York Knicks have not won in almost 60 years.
Check, if they win, bro, like, I don't know, I don't know who I'm going to cheer for, because
I love when by Yama, but bro, the Spurs had Greg Popovich and Tony Parker and Tim Duncan,
like, y'all have y'alls rings, bro.
The Knicks, they need this.
They need this fucking ring, man.
Chatting mixed fans of the chat?
Chat, who do y'all want to win?
Not who do you think is gonna win?
Who do y'all want to win?
Who do y'all want to win, bro?
Who do y'all want to win?
That is the good question.
Spurs lost, 1990 finals, 1999 finals.
How many rings do the Spurs have?
I swear, Greg Popovich won like multiple rings.
1999 day 1, 2003 day 1, 2005 day 1, 2007 day 1, 2014 day 1.
God damn, the Spurs have five rings.
Yeah, bro, I don't know, man.
I don't know.
I do kind of want to see the next win just because of the storyline, but I don't know,
bro.
by Yama a lot.
Okay, but now tell me, who do you think is gonna win?
Like, who do you think's better?
I think the Spurs are just gonna win, bro.
Who the fuck is gonna guard Wemby?
Who is gonna guard him, bro?
Who is gonna guard him?
He's seven foot four, he's like fast for no reason.
He can shoot from anywhere in the court.
He's like a putback specialist.
He does it all, bro.
He fucking does it all, man.
I don't even know who is gonna guard him, bro.
Get asked.
Carl Anthony Towns, guys, guys,
can Carl Anthony Towns stop Wemby, bro?
Like I love Carl Anthony Towns, bro.
But dude, can he actually stop Wemby?
I don't know.
J.M. Brunson is him, though, yeah.
I don't know, bro.
I don't know.
Fuckin hell, Junko. You wanna suck Wemby any harder? Bro, I'm not even sucking him, bro. He just does everything.
He's 22 years old, he's 7'4", he can shoot from anywhere on the court, and he's a mountain of a man.
It's not even glazed, bro. The guy's just insane.
Bro, it's honestly what it is. It's deserved glazed, bro. It's deserved.
So basically me, BOWRF!
Bro, you don't watch any basketball if you think Carl Anthony Towns can't guard.
Bro, I know Carl Anthony Towns is a great player.
I'm saying, is Carl Anthony Towns gonna lock up Wemba Yama for a 7 game series?
Fuck no, absolutely not bro.
After all that, how old is Cap, like 30 something?
I'm gonna say, bro, I'm just gonna guess.
I'm good at guessing ages.
I'm gonna say cats like 32.
No, 31.
I'm gonna say 31.
30.
I was one year off.
He's not that old.
Bro, Wenby's 22, man.
Wenby's 22 and like five inches taller than this guy?
I mean, my God.
I don't know, bro.
I don't know.
Well, and the Spurs also have castle I
Think it's just Spurs are winning the rank, but I kind of want to see the Knicks win the ring. I don't know bro
The Knicks fans are like so passionate, bro. I don't know. I really don't know man
But all right chat without further ado. We got the new season of seeds
We got to check it out, bro. We got to check this shit out chat. It's not even Lark, bro
It's not even Lark Lark Lark Sahore. Okay, maybe it's a little bit of Lark
But chat the thing is man, I just I don't see when be losing guys. I just don't see it happening. I
Don't see when be losing I
Rec room got shut down what?
Rec room got shut down
Rec Room will be closing down on June 1st, 2026 at noon Pacific.
That was yesterday.
What?
Rec Room shut down yesterday?
Why?
The platform was not sustainably profitable despite reaching over 150 million users.
The developers stated that the operational and server costs consistently overwhelmed
the revenue, which was further strained by high-creator payouts, shifts into the VR market
in broader industries.
Bro, rec room shut down.
What?
That game was huge.
A lot of people play that game on Xbox.
Bro, that game was huge, bro.
I think I tried to stream Wreck Room one time in like 2022.
And I think I streamed for like 30 seconds and then everyone was just screaming slurs.
So I just got off the game.
I'm not even kidding.
I tried to stream it like I think one time I tried to stream it.
Oh my God, I forgot to update the game.
Oh wait, my internet is good!
Whoa!
My internet is good!
I gotta make a TikTok!
I forgot!
Every time there's a new Siege season, I make the same exact TikTok.
Every three months.
If you know, you know.
If you know, you know, bro.
If you know, you know.
Here we go, here we go.
I just say that's the wrong song.
That's the wrong song.
Hold it up, hold it up, that's the one.
Perfectly perfect. Okay chat. I have to do this every season bro. It's like my back. I've been doing that tradition since like 2023
No, like 2021
What am I saying?
21
All right chat, let's grind row rank 3.0 new map doka be rework. Oh
my god
I'm actually so fucking excited, bro. Dude, new map, don't be reworked. Oh my god. I'm
excited, bro. I'm excited, man.
Check, Mike. Check, is this a fast download speed?
Wait, it already downloaded. Wait, what? I already got 14 gigs. Well, that is fast.
is fast. Mingo got a charm. I saw this chat. I saw this. I was if this was during Minecraft
when I saw this, bro, I already texted mingo about this. I mingo texted me about this like
I think a month before. So I already knew about it, but I obviously couldn't say it,
but bro, holy W's man, holy deserve, like seriously, guys, as you know, mingo is my
boy. If you want to get a sexy little charm, um, get mingo's charm bro for real. It supports
him. It's a fourth siege, but it's a beautiful charm, bro. Literally, man. Um, I told him
about deserve great player, great personality. Uh, you know, it's sick, bro. I'm I gotta
get this wrong. I think I've already subbed him and go. Maybe I'm not though. I don't
think I'm even use subs into it. All right, let's actually chat. Let's give some subs
to me. Go because he got his charm today. That's like the R six tradition, bro. He got
his charm. Let's give some subs, baby. I like the term though. It's sexy. I'm going to put
put it on the F2 because that's Mingo's favorite gun and put it on the F2 tell us oh wait Mingo's
in stream Mingo's in Mingo's in stream bro I didn't know he's in stream okay wait let's
see if my card even lets me do this let's see if my card even my card I don't want to
I'm gonna make my card bro, it is the World Cup time.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, my card is working.
Wait, my card is working.
Wait, wait, wait, Apple Pay.
200 gifted subs, 200 gifted subs.
It is the World Cup time.
Chat, okay, I just gifted, I just gifted,
I just gifted, I just gifted, I just gifted.
Thank you, got it.
Chat, Mingo got a charm.
He's at 8,000, top dollar.
What?
All right, bro.
Every time, top dollar for us.
OK, thank you.
We're living together already.
Chat, what do you mean, me?
Chat, what do you mean?
He's delayed.
He's with the 250, the holy shit, Dixie.
I love you, bro.
That ass won't be here without you, bro.
Oh, thank you, bro.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, man.
chat let's do let's do a little bit more
alright set up a full name chat let's do two more do more
bro please don't let me don't let me do this again
guys you said what when they get the ball right over here
it's the World Cup time it's the World Cup time
you boy yeah there's a person who wants out of there chat another 200 another 200 wait
did he get another 200 or did he get another 200 another 200 holy shit Nicholas bro he's
about to be at 10k bro yeah I love mingo man bro wow dude oh my god I gotta
play the new map today dude I gotta play the new map today I gotta play the
new map man all right mingo I love you baby I love you boy
Congratulations you deserve this shit. Okay chat without further ado man chat without further ado y'all. Let's load this game up
Let's load this game up. Jinx you watch the last of us trailer. Oh, I forgot to do that. I have to do that. Sorry
Hey, oh, hey, oh, we owe we owe
Which is the last of us it doesn't spoil anything right no no no no it doesn't spoil there's no way it spoils
Yeah, this is the next game we're playing, bro.
This is the next game we're playing, bro.
Trailer, trailer, trailer.
This is it, chat, right here, right here, right here.
Wait, it's a show too?
What?
Chad, no spoilers, no spoilers.
I have not seen this, bro.
I have not seen this.
Our first story game was Red Dead Redemption 2.
Our next one is The Last of Us, y'all.
What if it's true?
Do I need to remind you what is out there?
Zombies?
What's the point of time?
I had somebody that I cared about.
And in this world, that sort of shit's good for one thing.
Get me killed.
I need something smuggled out of the city.
Just cargo, Joel.
I just want some simple gear and that to set me on my way.
I reckon it's got something to do with that girl.
Has got everything to do with that little girl.
I've seen this girl before bro, I've seen this girl before man
Hi guys, what is this bro? What?
Can't be any worse than in here
Can it?
We're shitting people Joel has been that way for a long time. No we are survived. This is our chance. It is over Tess
What are you so f-
You're watching the wrong one, it got remastered.
W-Oh!
Oh!
Now...
The girl...
Is she alive?
What girl?
I don't know, no girl!
You're alive.
Where?
In the trap! In the trap!
Here's how this thing's gonna play out.
You do what I say, when I say it.
Joel, I can handle it myself.
It's called luck, and it is going to run out.
You hear that?
What? Who are many of them?
You're the holiest, come on!
You can even realize what your life means.
Stop with the bullshit.
What are you so afraid of?
Wow!
Wow, so chat, it's like a zombie apocalypse game, okay?
All right, man, I'm gonna play that this month.
I'm gonna play that this month.
I don't know when yet, but I'm gonna play it this month, man.
I got y'all, bro.
I'm gonna try to do one game marathon every month
or two if I can.
But all right, chat, without further review, guys,
let's lock the fuck in, baby.
New season of Rainbow Six.
Your loves use due system override rank clear ranks reset every season complete five placement matches for a new rank
You should be ten
Rank 3.0 the most popular playlist re-imagine introducing a simpler
Better rank experience your skill is your rank
No hidden system, just skill and progressions. The hidden match make rating is gone and visible ranks are now accurate reflections.
Place of matches are back. Complete place of matches for each season. A new rank, every match counts.
New reward system. Okay, let me plug my controller in. Chat. Lock in, baby.
I might be washed. I have not been on Minecraft for the last four days.
I'll never be washed, bro. I'll never be washed in this game.
I have too many hours, bro. Okay, let me load this shit up.
Okay, wait, wait, there we go.
Calypso Casino! Here we go! No, not the invite. Oh my God.
High-fives, how do I fix this?
There's always something on this game.
game.
Kalypso Kaseido, and if you're going to Rainbow Six Vegas, a new section of this iconic map
has opened the diver repellent to vertical gameplay.
Bro, I need to turn these invites off because people are just gonna, I don't know why people
do this.
I don't even understand the point of having your gamer tag flash.
Alright, hopefully that fixes it.
Alright, bro, so let me pull up chat on my right side monitor.
Chat, what's like the first thing we should do?
check out the battle pass first. Hey, hey, it's the workout time. Yeah, what should we do first? What
should we do first? What should we do first, man? Before we play Zeranky-Danky. Coleco,
they give him a prime sub, Coleco. Pat? Bro, I don't even know what I can get from them.
I don't know I could get maybe packs. Oh
The new black ice packs. I forgot
Okay, this is the first thing we have to do y'all are right watch out. Let me go get a let me go get an energy drink
Bro, okay
Oh, we owe you, when I am older, I will be stronger.
They'll call me freedom, just like a waving flag.
When I am older, I will be stronger, they'll call me freedom, just like a waving flag.
chat what is good hi boys I'm back chat I'm back what is good boys new new season
of siege check out food
of course you do okay no we got a jokester in the chat what do you mean
of course I do guys have an eight shit all day I have an eight Jack shit all
all day. Yeah, we're gonna rip the fuck out of these packs. I'm not even getting chat.
We're gonna rip the fuck out of these packs. I'm not even kidding. Highlights. Is there
Is there anything new in the shop, I guess?
Is there anything new in the shop?
Or should I say Hive Bride?
Jack, should I say Hive Bride?
Wait.
Oh, Nami's in the shop?
What?
Oh Nami is in the shop and so is Crane or what is that what I was a skin called again
What
Oh Nami's in the shop and Crane
Don't mind if I do don't mind if I do
Bro, what? Oh my God. YG with the 100 gifted! YG, thank you so much for the gifted bro,
but you really do not have to ever gift man. Thank you so much, WYG in the chat. Okay,
Okay, wait, chat, let's walk in.
Chat, what is good, bro?
All right, let's do it.
Yo, so is this new?
Is this old or new?
St. Patrick bundle?
Chat, is this old or new?
YG, thank you so much for the hot gift.
The WYG in the fucking chat.
ACJ got a bundle.
I think this, wait, is Bolo's bundle out?
Bro, where's Bolo's?
Chad, is Bolo's bundle out yet or no?
That bundle was sexy, man.
Is it out or no?
I never had this Celsius before.
July, what?
Bro, I wish they dropped it this season.
Okay, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
Should I play?
Oh, I'm gonna add a little bit of a delay
because I don't want to get sniped.
No, no, we gotta do packs.
Chat, we pack.
First we pack, then we play.
Doku, we got a remaster, we already know that.
I think she's broken.
All right, now chat.
I just want to say, imagine for a second
We get Yeager Black-Eyes.
Do your Black-Eyes packs?
Should I do those last?
Chad, should I do those last?
Should I do the Black-Eyes packs last?
Yeah, okay.
Now, Chad, where do you go for the Black-Eyes packs?
Is it in the battle pass?
Where do you go?
It's it's the workout time first now. I'm gonna do the last hack. They're the best ones. They're the best ones
I'm gonna do the best ones last
It's in battle pass. Okay, so first thing we do every season. We got a max out the battle pass
We got a max out the battle pass
What the hell
If I buy this I get one alpha pack per month
Dude, I told R6, whenever they do prodig events, they always do the worst drops on them that
nobody cares about.
Bro, Jack, could you imagine if they did drops on the next R6 major, but every two hours
you watch, you get an alpha back?
Every two hours you get an alpha back, bro, they would have a million viewers.
I mean, I'm about a million, but they have a lot.
They do that.
They never do that.
Not worth at all.
But, Chad, think about it.
If you play Siege, you have to win multiple games just to get one Black guys, or one Alpha
Pack, sorry.
They do that.
No, they do eSports packs, which eSports packs suck.
Guys, trust me, I know, whenever R6 does a major, they do the eSports pack and it's
just, you just know what you're going to get.
They do, they did.
Guys, I've been streaming this game for nine years.
They've never done an event where they dropped Alpha packs.
The reason why Alpha packs are the best is because you could literally get anything from
an Alpha pack.
They've never did Alpha packs.
They did.
evidence of them doing that. Show me the evidence of them doing that. I've literally told them to do it and they said they're like they've never done it, but they want to do it. But they literally said they're afraid it's going to mess up the market. I've literally told them. They've never done it, trust me. They do eSports facts which suck and nobody cares.
Well, Lee check Twitter.
Lee check Twitter.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
All right, it's fine.
That address already got leaked anyway.
Yeah, I don't live there, by the way.
How to sleep my address.
Well, not my address, but my old, old, old, old, old address.
It's the World Cup time.
But yes, bro, I don't live there.
I already leaked that on CS.
Bro, why did it instantly just bring up my address, guys?
I gotta adjust the PC gaming, bro.
All right, I bought the year long pass.
So for 80 bucks, I get 12 alpha packs.
All right, I think I get other stuff too.
All right.
Okay, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Now, let's, let's max this bitch out.
Let's max it the fuck out.
Max it out!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
is this gonna leak this again?
Whoa, oh my God!
It's already leaked, whatever.
It's it's the workout time
But yeah, I know I've not lived there in fucking eight years, bro. All right, where's this thing at?
Okay, I just bought it all Chad bought it all I bought all of it. I literally bought all of it guys. Hi guys
Why are my credits not showing up? What the fuck?
Fuck!
I'm like, am I like CTE'd out?
I literally bought.
Bro, what?
I'm like, what's happening right now?
Why are my credits not here?
Do I have to reset my app?
I'm gonna screw it up
I should be able to max out the battle pass and I bought the yearlong pass thing.
So we should be being cheating, being cheating.
Okay.
Chad, when did the season go live at 11am?
I played a lead game at 11am.
I went like 5 and 11 on Warwick.
I ran into this guy named, what's his name bro?
I don't remember his name.
Just I got him some cringe, some cringe lord.
He would just sit in the bush and stun lock me every time I went for an objective with
his Tristana.
Like, I wanted to beat the shit out of him.
Alright, I still have no credits.
High-fives, Flaba Zaba, Zahraad.
So, we're off to a good start.
We're off to a good start of the new season.
I spent $200 and my credits haven't went up.
Classic. Classic.
High-fives, what now?
I bought credits twice.
I saw my steam wallet go from $342 to $142,
but my credits haven't moved.
Derivic.
I mean, has this game ever worked?
Derivic.
Like, bro, what?
So what?
I can't max the value class?
Hi, Brian, what should I do?
It's authenticating.
Close and reopen.
I literally just did that.
Scammed by Ubi.
It's authenticating.
Restart your client.
I just restarted my client.
in your steam wallet? What do you mean? What's it? My money subtracted from my wallet. I
was just buying credits. I used my $342 in my steam wallet to buy $200 worth of credits.
My money went from $342 to $142. You can see it right there, but I have no credits.
So what do I have to do? Work voodoo black magic to get my credits going? I'm already
like raging. I haven't even played. I haven't even played and I'm raging. It's
authenticating. Can the game just work? Yeah. Here we go, chat. Transaction. $79.99.
In-game purchase. $79.99. In-game... oh wait. I bought the year pass twice and I
never bought credits. Okay, I have CT. I bought the year past twice. No, but I did do this.
I did buy credits. Walleye did. Let me hide screen. I swear I bought credit like I know
I did. Because I literally clicked this. Chad, I know the screen's black. One second.
Alright, how about you just saw me do that, right? Alright, now I just bought credits.
you for your purchase. Now do I restart game? No, we got it. We got it. Okay, chat. I think
I, okay, chat. Can I be honest? I think I have CT. I think I have CT, but you guys
already learned that from the, from the Minecraft stream. Ooh, what is this wallpaper chat?
Is that a leopard or a cheetah? Is that a leopard or a cheetah? Any bald knowers in
the chat all right guys we have
credits here we go here we go yes okay
give me the battle pass give me the
battle pass it's a jaguar boss it
somebody said tiger yo Zeffen pass me
whatever joint you're smoking if you
think I said oh my god we did it wait
Wait, it says level 100 out of 105.
Chat has got so much dopamine.
Wait, this pack opening's gonna be gigantic now.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, there it is!
We have to do these last!
Chat, oh my God!
103 packs.
All right, here's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna go from worst packs to best packs.
Chat, what's better?
I don't even wanna know what's in these.
What's better, the deltas or the alphas?
Chat collection, I don't even wanna know.
I don't even wanna know what's in it.
I wanna just go in completely raw here, pause.
I wanna just go in totally raw.
Delta, okay, chat saying delta's better.
We're gonna do we have our two best packs. These are the back. This was the best idea they ever did
Two colored black eyes packs a season genius
Okay
Here's what we're gonna do chat
We're gonna open 71 alpha packs 29 deltas, and then we're gonna finish the black eyes first. Let's rip this just get this out of the way
Here we go. Do black ice first. Nope, we got to say bats for last. Bats for last, y'all!
Wait, what?
This game is terrible.
Two game resets?
I'm going to lose it in a second here.
I'm actually going to lose it.
Oh my god.
Oh my God, name another game with more money?
Oh no, name another game that's as successful as Siege
that doesn't work.
I don't even know.
Is there a game that makes billions of dollars
and doesn't even work?
Or is it literally just Siege?
Chats, is there any other game?
Fortnite, but Fortnite works.
League, okay, I guess the league's client doesn't work.
Somebody in the chat has ball knowledge FIFA. Yeah, FIFA will just crash in the middle of a game and FIFA has money coming out of their ass
Rocket League, I'm not gonna live row Rocket League runs smooth. I rarely have issues on Rocket League Siege
It's like inviting somebody to my lobby is like performing brain surgery
Like I can't even explain it either way
Inviting someone to my lobby in Siege is literally like becoming an astronaut
I don't even know like just getting someone in my game
Dude and don't even give me start on Ubi connect
Bro, let's actually do some math here. What's the state of siege? Are they are they rich? Are they going bankrupt?
I don't know what's happening
My game crafts converting a path like I just I
Don't even know what to say
All right, let's do some research on this yeah, let's do some deep digging
is our Rainbow Six Siege profitable?
I want to do like a two-minute just research on this,
because I have to get to the bottom of this.
Yes, Rainbow Six Siege is highly profitable,
and it stands as one of the most successful financial pillars in Ubisoft history.
Revenue Generation.
Well, let's read it.
Revenue generation, since its release, the game has generated over $3.8 billion in USD revenue, making it far more profitable as a standalone entity than the entire franchise like Far Cry.
Historical ranking, it sits comfortably as Ubisoft's second highest grossing franchise of all time, barely trailing behind the Assassin's Creed series.
So where's the money Lebowski? Where's the fucking money shithead?
Like I don't know man. Where is the money going? Where's the money Lebowski?
I don't- What guys? Why is my Ubisoft Connect client not work?
Ubisoft's stocks. Okay wait here we go. Here's the better question.
Is Ubisoft bankrupt?
Is Ubisoft filing for bankruptcy? It's a common search.
Ubisoft is not expected to go bankrupt as analysts and financial markets assign a very low probability
to total insolvency. However, the company is facing unprecedented financial turmoil,
including a record operating loss, forcing major reconstructing asset sales and deeper
10 cent integration to survive. So chat, they sold shares to 10 cent to keep the game alive.
Record losses, the company reported a historic operating loss of 1.3 bit.
Hi, Brian, look at this. So chat, this is Ubisoft stocks in the last five years.
Yo, chat, you know how normally your investor bros or your trader bros
Say, bi-low? Hey!
I don't...
Don't buy it!
Like, I don't even know if this is a bi-low!
I don't know if this is a bi-low, bro!
Me, honey, and 91%?!
Like, I don't even know if the...
When is the upswing gonna happen?!
My god!
But here's what I understand, and like this way I just don't understand, if they have
franchises like Assassin's Creed and Rainbow Six Siege, how are they literally sinking?
Where's the money?
Where's it going?
Is it like new projects?
Where's the money?
Where?
Assassin's Creed, but Assassin's Creed is profitable.
I know it is.
Assassin's Creed Black Flag was like, that game sold so many copies.
The big yahoo.
That doesn't even make sense.
That doesn't make sense.
How does yahoo correlate to Ubisoft?
How?
where does the money go? It has to be like new games like failed projects. Ubisoft failed
projects maybe? Oh there's a list here we go. List. Well I just think you just burn everything
and only focus on like your profitable games please. If not you guys are going to sell
your entire company to Tencent. Ubisoft has experienced a series of canceled
projects and high-profile commercial on the performances. Major canceled titles
include Prince of Persia, I've never even heard of this game, Project Pathfinder,
never heard of it, Project Aether, never heard of it, Assassin's Creed Singularity,
never heard of it. I don't know, man. I don't know. But yeah, I don't know. Can we
You just can't get the game to work, please.
You guys make money from the seeds community.
Just make the game work, please, please, bro.
I like inviting somebody to a lobby
should not be performing brain surgery.
Wait, chat, look.
It shows your last season win percentage and Katie.
That's cinema.
Dude, my stats were actually disgusting last season.
I just didn't play more.
If I didn't get addicted to League,
I would have hit chat last season.
What is this membership drop your exclusive monthly cosmetic bundle is now available in
your coppers Habana Abyss Chatter set
This skin is fucking fire
All right guys without further ado are we ready are we ready y'all are we ready 71 alpha packs
29 bravos to black ices is today the day we get Jaeger black eyes off to a rough start I'm not
in the front. Wait! It was a Jaeger skin. Call me delusional, call me schizophrenic.
But the first skin of the day was Jaeger. What does that mean? The numbers Mason! What
What did I make?
Alright.
WAIT! WAIT! WAIT!
Shisa.
What even is that?
Back to back purples? I never give back to back purples.
Oh, a fuse charm.
That's friggin' awesome.
Bro, a fuse charm. Guys, that's so...
I'm definitely going to use that.
A fuse charm.
Vashara.
Black Ice!
Wait! Oh my god, it's actually such a good black ice, but I've had that for years.
That is like, maybe the best black ice in the game.
Because look at how many operators it's on, Chat.
Look, dude.
It's on six Ops
Just give me yeah, you're black eyes. I deserve it. I'm a good kidding for you are six. I
Don't know man. I'm starting to think like it's just one of those things where it's just a part of me to never get it
It's a part of me
chat it's not unbreakable what do you what do you mean unbreakable I've got
this head here on echo nine times I had to win three ranked games for this shit
we're more like
Timbo bigger brother prime cooks thank you for the prime Savansky thank you for
the prime D-man think about guys I just want Yeager Black I've got
We're just gonna be here forever, man. Just doing these once every three months, just till the end of time.
There is no light at the end of the tunnel.
Oh, Bojack. There is no other side. This is it.
Hold the fuck up!
It's a- WAIT! It's a Gator skin! Come on! That's gotta mean something, right?
I- like, you guys gotta understand, bro, I have pulled these heads.
Like, I've seen these exact cosmetics for, like, eight years, bro.
I'm at my wit's end.
Let Ronnie open a pack?
Hi guys!
Hi guys, what do we think about a Ronnie pack here, bro?
What if I haven't seen Roddy in two years, bro?
I haven't seen Roddy in two years.
I'm out of the game.
I haven't seen Roddy in two years.
I'll suck a wiener right now.
OK, no, no, this is a sign.
Is this some kind of sick joke or is it a sign?
What does that mean?
I get a purple Yeager Chibi!
This has to mean something, right?
It's a sign, boys!
Bro, like, if I get Yeager Black Ice Tere,
I just, I, there's, like,
I'm completely, I'm completely complete in R6.
Like, I've done everything at that point.
I've done everything I've wanted to do in this game,
besides get this.
Everything.
How about be good?
Okay, okay.
How do you been pro?
The thing is, one, I'm not good enough
to be a pro R6 player, and two, I don't want to do that.
Bro chat, you guys realize pros scream
for like six hours a day?
Like that sounds miserable.
Bro, pros scream for six hours a day.
I'm good off that.
Epic, please God!
The last epic you gave me was Yeager Chibi, which means this is Yeager Black Eyes, swish.
It's a fucking duplicate!
I don't even remember getting this!
Oh my God!
Do you bot views?
If you're a viewbot, type zero, and if you're a real person, type one.
If you're a real person, type one.
If you're a viewbot, type zero.
Why?
Okay.
All right.
Yeah.
You guys are literally doing, you guys are not helping this at all.
All right.
Listen.
If you're a real person, type, I'm a real person.
If you're a viewbot, type, I'm a viewbot.
If you're a real person,
type I'm a real person.
I'm a real person.
I'm a viewer.
I'm a viewer,
I'm a viewer.
I'm a viewer,
I'm a viewer
but you just type in Morse code,
You should be the second one who throws the bone here,
Em重來丙罔 撰我叫我圖卡 仇校
for real these throw me a friggin bone I mean Jesus man
all right let's lock him
Yager black ice because why not?
Yo yo.
It's a duck dude Jinxy.
Oh, what does a duck do? What does a duck do? What does a duck do?
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm sorry.
Epic!
Please, God! Just give it to me!
Wait, he actually looks kind of dapper.
Quack. Oh, a duck do quack!
A duck do quack!
That's... that's genius!
Okay, Clash. Like, like... Wait, why is Clash mauging?
Hold on, hold on. Why is Clash mauging?
Jeff, look at her jawline! What the fuck? Why is Clash mauging?
What?
Wait, did you see that? Did you see that?
I've never seen that in my life. The pack had no color when I opened it. I've never seen that in my fucking life
Yeah, good luck guys. Why not?
Okay, so I would try to pronounce this skin, but I'm pretty sure if I try to pronounce whatever this is
I'm gonna get canceled. So let's just call it Puffani. Yo, bro. I don't want this
Puff any?
Just say penis.
Oh my god, post glasses.
Guardiac.
Sensor deployed.
Guys, we're doing the black ice packs last.
They're two colored black ice packs.
Lock the fucking kitties.
Okay.
Dare I say, this is it.
You know, it gets to a point.
It really does.
I'm level 1,430.
I have dumped a lot of my child and adult life into this game.
Where the fuck is the skin at?
Where's it at?
Everyone I know has pulled the skin.
My dad, my dad's first ever black eyes was Jaeger black eyes.
I have two theories.
Theory one, I have the worst packed luck of all time.
I stopped believing in that two years ago.
Theory two, Ubisoft intentionally made it
to where I cannot pull the skin.
They're never gonna tell me.
They intentionally made it to where I cannot pull the skin.
So that way I keep opening packs forever.
It has to be that!
Never mind, let me show off.
I love you!
Fuck!
That's like a Michael Myers skin.
You have it, GenC.
I have it?
Oh, I have it.
This guy just said I have it.
Oh, OK.
Thanks for telling me that I have the skin.
Let me go.
Let me go claim it right now.
This is Glacier that I bought in the marketplace.
Not Black Ice.
You tell me when you see it.
Just tell me when to stop.
Let me know when you see it.
I'll go extra slow.
That's Glacier, not Black Ice.
You let me know when you see it, bro.
Where's it at?
Where the fuck is it at?
You tell me, bro.
You tell me where's it at?
Right there, stop.
Right there, you passed it.
Oh, oh, chat strolling.
Oh, I passed it!
Oh, I didn't think about that!
I have, how many epics do I have on this guy?
I have one, wait, that can't be right.
I only have one purple.
Oh my God, that's real.
I have one epic on Yeager's Carbine.
Now, Chad, do you wanna see something
that's gonna send chills down your spine?
Do you wanna see something
that's gonna send chills down your spine?
Watch this.
This is the craziest part.
No chat, watch this.
Yeager shotgun.
Watch this chat, which no one uses.
Not only do I have Yeager Black-Eyes shotgun,
I've packed it seven times.
Do you realize the statistical anomaly of that taking place?
I've packed this Black-Eyes seven fucking times.
It's a mathematical anomaly.
You have a better chance of winning the lottery
and then packing every black ice in the game,
besides taking your black ice
and packing the shotgun variation seven times,
which no one fucking uses.
No one uses it, bro.
No one.
That's fine, we still have like 100 packs to go.
Wait, rank map rotation.
They took out Canal, I like Canal.
They took out Sky, I don't mind it.
They took out Theme Park, I love it.
They took out Villa, Villa's my favorite map.
Well, Villa's one of my favorite maps.
They're like an organ in Clubhouse.
So honestly, kind of shit all around,
but I'm glad you got Theme Park.
Like them getting rid of Theme Park is like, thank God.
Remember how this shit,
all right, we have 29 Alphas, 29 Deltas,
and then we have the big boys at the end,
the fucking big dogs.
The big, bro, these packs are so sexy, by the way.
Artists have been cooking lately with the ideas, man.
29 chat, lock the fucking boys, let's go.
Okay, that's just a steaming pile of shit.
Okay, that's another steaming pile of shit.
So you know the rock sound between the rock and the town?
It's the biggest piece of dog shit.
You know that sound?
Wait, that's...
Okay, for a rare, that's pretty nice.
It's the biggest piece of dog shit.
All right, how many cosmetics are you gonna give me on this guy, dead ass!
How many Jaeger cosmetics are you gonna give me, man?
All right.
Do I gotta like, what do I gotta do?
Lucas with the 10 gifted.
Put the Yeager Black Ice in my ass, Lucas, W. Lucas.
We're a chat.
What do I have to do, guys?
What do I have to do?
Do I have to do a ritual?
Do I have to sacrifice my left testicle?
What do I have to do?
This is every three months.
It's just, it never ends.
I can't get the skin.
Wait!
Everybody hold!
This is it!
Daddy Doctor with the 25 gifted.
Daddy Doctor, if this is Yeager Black Ice,
I'll remember you for the rest of my life.
I literally shit myself for half a second.
For...
It kind of looks like it because...
Yeager Black Ice, the front of it, looks the same, with the little chambers on the sides.
It actually looks like it for half a second. I'm not even getting it.
Of course it's not.
It's just anything but it.
It's not a Jinxie pack opening without Koklahoma and Kamihamehama.
Kamihamehama we haven't got yet though.
It always rears its head around the corner, trust me.
It always rears its head.
Black eyes?
We're getting so many dupes!
Just give me the damn skin!
I mean come on bro, I'm actually getting lucky.
So many dupes, just give me the damn skin!
I mean, come on, bro, I'm actually getting lucky.
Bro, if I was like a level 50,
this would be the best pack I've ever.
I've gotten, what, three black eyes?
Four in 50 packs?
I'm actually getting lucky, that's the thing.
I'm getting lucky, but they're just giving me dupes.
I can't do anything with dupes.
We can actually open more packs,
because I have renown, I just realized,
I have renown, two boys.
We can have to do a lot of packs today.
When it's all said and done, it's going to be like 120,
130 packs.
But you know one thing I like that I never did?
I like that you can't buy for now,
and you have to actually earn it.
It makes the alpha packs mean something way more.
Dude, because if I could buy these,
I would have got Yeager Black Eyes like six years ago.
You know what I mean?
I like that you actually can't buy alphas.
LEYONDARIO!
LEYONDARIO MI AMIGO!
First legendary of the day.
Let's see.
It's a fucking duplicate.
I mean, oh my god!
Oh my god!
Is every pack a duplicate?
Please god!
Guys, this could be it. This could be it.
There's probably realistically 30 black-eyes in the game.
Just land on the right one.
What is that? What is that?
What the fuck is that?
What is that shit?
No one would ever use this.
We still have a lot of renown.
We still have 29 deltas, and we have two colored black ice packs.
Colored.
Why is Clash mugging?
Dude, do you see this jawline?
Bro, holy jo- Oh my god!
Holy jawline!
What the fuck?
Jinx the Act nonchalant and go get it first try.
Watch.
Yo, chat.
Act nonchalant, you get it first try.
Act nonchalant, you get it second try.
Act nonchalant, you get it third try.
Please.
Shadow brine.
Is this paying homage to Hyde brine?
What does this mean?
Is this paying homage to Hyde brine?
We don't know, we don't know, bro.
It's the World Cup time, seven more packs.
We have 137,000 we're now,
which I believe my math is correct.
125k we're now, or gets you 25 packs.
So I think we have 25 more alphas.
Yeah, 25.
If my math is correct, bro, if my math is correct.
See this is what normally happens, I run into a wall of greens.
I just run into a wall of greens guys.
Yep, there it is.
Once you reach this, you never get it out, like, sorry for doubting you, sorry!
Oh my god, I thought it was in it, I thought it was in it.
We're lucky I did.
Oh my God.
It's a new Black Ice, which is awesome, but I thought it was Jaeger.
Because look at the sides.
That looks like Jaeger.
Oh my God.
Guys, this is really good.
Like this is one of the only Black Ices I don't have besides Jaeger.
This is really good, but I thought it was it.
Oh my God.
I thought it was it, bro.
That's no huge.
Bro, how many black guys am I even missing at this point?
I don't even know.
Is it literally just Yeager?
Chat, am I missing any others?
I don't even know.
I thought it was it.
Guys, I thought it was it.
It really could be any back.
Yeah, dude, okay.
So, okay guys, lock in.
gonna have enough for about 30 more alphas. 30 more alphas. All right, I'm gonna predict
every pack right now. First one's a green. First one's a green. I'm not mad at being
wrong. We just got Valkyrie black ice for the first time ever. Could you imagine the
the next purple is Yeager Black-Eyes.
I'm getting so lucky.
I'm getting, I, dude, this is my luckiest.
I've never packed this many Black-Eyeses.
They're all dupes.
I mean, that's what happens when you're literally level 1400.
But bro, we're running hot guys.
I'm running fucking hot right now.
I have like a magic touch.
I've never gotten this lucky.
Bro, that's like seven black ice poles in, I think, 60 packs.
That's like one every nine.
That's disgusting.
That's actually insane.
Please.
It's fine.
Dude, also, we haven't got Kamihamehama.
I've never had a pack opening where I haven't got Kamihamehama.
I don't want to speak too soon here, but this is a good sign.
If I've never pulled Kamihamehama
and I've pulled seven Black Isis,
something's in the air.
They want me to pack it.
I've never even seen this,
I've never seen this man a day in my life.
I don't remember, I've never seen this man a day in my life.
It's actually insane.
Jinxie comb your eyebrows. Yo buddy what the fuck does that even mean bro?
Comb my eyebrows? What does that mean?
Hey Jinxie, I'm your boyfriend. Okay you can't just like declare that and then it
worked. That's not how life goes bro.
Oh wow.
Jinxie, can I be your family's insurance guy?
No!
What are you asking me, man?
No!
What?
Jinxie, Ubisoft is holding BlackEye's hostage.
It is, bro.
It is.
I can't get it.
Wait!
I'm already grateful for the opening.
I got Valkyrie, MPX, BlackEyes,
and then six other BlackEyeses.
They were all dupes, but I don't care.
You don't need to give me Yeager BlackEyes,
but can you just do it for the one time?
Like, bro, I opened literally thousands of packs.
I might be over like 5K at this point.
I don't even know.
I've opened so many packs, please.
It's a sign.
It's a fucking sign.
Listen.
I might be schizophrenic, but it's a fucking sign.
No, it's a sign.
I'm telling you it's a sign.
I promise it is a sign.
Not one, but two Jaeger Chidis.
It's a fucking sign.
I'm telling you.
Put the Yeager black ice in my ass.
Wait another Yeager skin.
Oh wait that's Bandit.
Okay that's Bandit.
Guys we're closed man.
We're so close.
I can just feel it.
Coursing through the tip of my penis.
We're so fucking close to this.
This is our black pack opening in years.
Years.
of my penis. We're so fucking close to this. This is our last pack opening in years. Years.
We only have 11 left. We only have 11 left, guys. Why do I not get it? Why do I not get it?
We did not get Kamihamehama. What are the odds of that?
You need to edge the next one?
Motherfucker! Motherfucker! Fucking mar him!
Oh, wait! I didn't mean to...
It was do. He was right. It was actually okay. I'm through the edge strap edge me next. Okay.
Okay, I'm doing the edge strap. Fucking focus. Sheissa they passed it immediately. They did
a live patch. This happened sometimes. They'd live patch Johnson patch to my first ever Johnson
back was a black ice look up the clip in TikTok 2022 bro I'm telling you they do
live bug fixes to this the OG Johnson pack had the highest success rate of any
pack method ever the OG Johnson pack was insane bring it back bro you want me to
open this pack with my tip
I'm flaccid, it's just gonna be really hard.
I told you they nerfed it.
Guys they nerfed it.
I'm telling you, the penis packs don't work as well as they used to.
It's hard when you're flaccid to actually open it though.
You have to be like, Johnson Pax, this isn't, I'm not even trying to be funny.
When you're erect, it's way easier to click the analog, because you can't click the butt
it's too narrow. One more Johnson pack for the boys back home. It's hard when
you're not a wrecked guys I'm telling you, hold up. You have to do this with a
if you're going to do it, come on, just right there.
Bro, it's Nerf Chat, it's so Nerf.
Guys, it is Nerf, man.
It is Nerf, bro.
It is Nerf.
What am I watching, yo?
If you just tuned in at that, that's like the worst time you could have tuned in.
We were doing an OG Johnson pack.
I invented it.
Well, no, I didn't invent it.
Someone in my chat told me about it in like 2022 and I got black eyes first try
It's oh gee, but bro. I I'm not trying to be funny when I say this. I do think
The Johnson pack has buffed odds when you're erect. I'm flaccid right now
It's real. It's kind of you're forcing it if you're flaccid, but Chad if you ever have a boner, listen
If you ever have a boner load up R6 and open an alpha pack, I'm telling you there's a good chance you pull something
I'm not kidding.
They did kind of nerf it, though.
Great to think about it.
If you ever have a boulder.
Another Jaeger skin.
I've gotten like 10 Jaeger cosmetics today.
I'll do it.
I'll send you a video right now.
I don't want to see a video of your wiener, bro.
Just do the Johnson pack.
I don't need a video of it.
Do one with your tongue?
Alright, last alpha pack, we'll do it with our tongue.
Well, no, we have 60k right now.
What's more greasy than analog or the buttons?
I don't even know.
My analog literally has dirt on it and like fingers sweat.
Let's just do the button.
Let's hear it about him.
Well chat, we have enough for about 12 more packs, maybe 13, it depends on what type of
dupes we get.
If we get a legendary dupe, maybe 14.
Bro, I just can't get this fucking skin man.
I don't know why I really don't know why guys
Know that
Yeah, I don't know I don't know I'm really trying out here guys
Guys, bro, I do this every season.
I always open over 100 packs on the first day of the season.
And it just never ends.
It never ends.
It really never ends.
Do a chocolate starfish pack.
Have eyes just scrolled up and ban him.
Yo, listen, bro.
You gotta be smoking like straight up gas.
If you think I'm gonna do a chocolate starfish pack,
what are you, deranged?
Bro, no, I'm not doing that.
What the fuck?
Do a nipple pack.
I would do a nipple pack,
but then whenever I do it,
you guys just say pepperoni tits or ew.
So no, I'm not gonna do it.
Okay fine, you didn't have to convince me.
Nip slip for the boys, nip slip for the boys, nip slip for the boys, come on!
Ron is getting greens!
Ew, yep, there it is.
Yo guys, oh also, by the way, day one, night one of when I was in sleeping with Ron.
Okay, well, all right, no.
When I was sleeping in bed with Ron.
All right, let me fucking fully rewind.
Day one of when I was sleeping in bed with Ron.
How do you, day one of when I was sharing a bed with Ron.
As soon as I took off my shirt,
I had my phone in my hand,
I just see a wall of people typing, ew.
Guys, my body doesn't repulse you.
Like, I understand I'm not a bodybuilder, I don't, I'm not a fucking chad, bro.
Listen, bro, my body doesn't repulse you.
Come on.
Nip-slip for the boys, nip-slip for the boys!
God damn it!
Okay, we have literally, I think, five more packs after this.
Let's do a leave the room pack.
You know what?
That reminds me.
Let's do a no look.
That sounded like a green.
Yeah.
Wait, I need to, I need to leave my house, dude.
This is, how do I, yo bro, I knew it was a green off of the sound.
Let me see how much I can do that.
Yeah, let's actually see all right. I'm just gonna see if I can hear the packs like hear the color
Okay, because they all have their own sound use
All right chat eyes are closed. I'm gonna try to say what color the pack is just about the sound
Here we go here we go here we go
That that's epic that's purple wait
That's purple. That's purple. I'm sure. Yep. One for one. One for one. Watch this.
Legendaries are the loudest. Purples are the second loudest. Blues in greens are
quiet, but blues and greens have different sounds. I think this is blue. I'm not
be kidding. Fuck. Oh never mind chat. Holy aura, dad. Holy aura, Moss. How many black
guys is that today? Ten? Jinxie, do a vape pack. Yo bro, you should be a comedian, man.
Yeah, bro, let me do a vape pack.
I don't have a vape. There's not a vape in this house. I don't vape.
What are you? What the fuck do you want me to do? A vape pack.
Do a Darth Maul pack. Hey, chat. How's that even possible, guys?
All right, we have enough renown. We may as well just blow our mode.
All right, I'm gonna pretend I didn't say that.
We may as well just finish off our renowned here.
If I'm lying, I'm flying, this feels like a purple.
Excuse me, I don't want to be ungrateful.
For 80 packs, that was pretty fucking good.
I got a new black ice and I got like nine dupes.
They like, bro, if I wasn't level 1400 and I wasn't a child, I wouldn't have
unlocked so many black ice is there.
All right.
Now chat next up, we have our deltas.
I'm not going to look in the collection because I don't know if
Yeager black ice is in here or not.
And I don't want to know because I want it to be a surprise.
I'm going to go pee.
B.R.B.
I'm going to go pee.
We have 29 deltas and we're saving the big boys for the end.
The fucking big boys
Beep, beep, beep.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, hi guys.
What the fuck is this?
Competitive packs.
What?
Mid, mid, mid, mid, mid.
All right, chat, 29 deltas.
Let's rip it.
Let's rip it like a fucking Beyblade.
29 deltas, let's dance.
How is that a blue that's like the sexiest blue I've ever seen?
Wait, in deltas you can't get dupes, right?
There's no duplicates in deltas, right?
All right, three blues in a row, okay?
I mean, come on.
Hey, Jinxy, do a asshole pack, and then the message under it, do a five fingers pack.
I don't even know what that means, bro.
retweet guys I'm not doing an asshole pack like no that's disgusting and
invasive unless you guys want me to
look at that booger Jinx you do a Darth Maul pack yo man what the fuck does that
even mean bro what does that mean what does a Darth Maul pack mean what does that
mean bro what does that even mean man
almost out of water scali I have a water over here
All right, um, have I got an epic yet?
Go to the mall and come back.
Yo bro, the Darth Maul doesn't exist!
You know that, right?
It's important for me to know that you know the Darth Maul is not a real place.
It's not real!
I win!
No you didn't!
The dark ball is not real!
I'm literally there now.
Hey, Jinxie, do a deep throat pack.
Alright, guys, telling me to do sexual acts on my controller is not a pack.
I mean guys come on the most I'll do is the tip
Uh of my Johnson onto the analog
Epic here we go wait
This is our first epic in the delta packs. I don't know what's in this. I did not look at the collection. I like to go in raw
Wait chat I can fart I can feel a fart coming I can feel a fart coming I can feel a fart coming
I think it's silent. I think it's a silent one. Hold up. Yep, silent. Wait, chat. I feel another
fart coming. I feel another fart coming. I feel another fart coming. Okay, never mind. Weaver
You're banned with the 15 gifts that is...
BAM!
They give you the 15 gift inscriptions.
BAM! Put the Yega Black Ice in your ass.
28 years old by the way.
Yo bro, you can't just add four years to my life.
I'm 24!
Wait chat, I'm onk.
Yo, yo, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Bro chat.
I started streaming when I was 17.
Bro, I'm 24.
Chat, I'm actually like, I'm approaching luck, bro.
Bro, oh my God.
I'm actually gonna be, dude, chat, I'm gonna be 30 soon.
I don't even know what to do.
Chat, but I guess age.
The thing about age, bro, is like,
I need to start, bro, I need to start working out again.
Bro, when I was training for the Sidemen match,
I was actually in good shape.
And I'm just right back to being a blob.
I feel like Ron, bro.
Me and Ron are just two blobs.
Listen, man, I need to actually get back to training.
Because, though, Chad, there are people
that are like 40 years old that have like six facts.
It doesn't matter.
As long as you take good care of yourself through age,
doesn't matter that much.
But the thing is, I'm not taking good care of myself right now.
So, Chad, what I'm going to do is starting tomorrow,
I'm going to go run every day.
CL7, yes, CL7 is a good example, bro, but CL7 has had a six pack for his whole life
and he's in his 40s.
CL7 is in good shape.
It doesn't matter that he's like, oh, you know what I mean?
LeBron is a good example.
Bro, LeBron is in his 40s and LeBron, like LeBron is in good shape.
07 is not 40. I thought 07 was like 41, 42. How old is 07? Isn't Messi like three years
younger than him? He is 41. Yeah, he is. He is. He is. He is. He is. He is. He is. How
old is Messi? Is Messi 38? Messi is 38, right, chat? Yes, Messi is 38. Yeah.
Messy is 38 Wow
Bro chat I remember I remember um
Watching Messy's highlights on my mom's old computer by the kitchen when I was like nine
It was like his top 50 goals or something that literally got me into the sport, bro
And he started training football again, bro. I was dude. I was dude. I actually had so much fun training chat
Should I start training again?
But there's not even like a match coming up. I just want to train anyways. It was fun like hitting good shots
And bro, I actually felt like healthy bro, I would go out every like every morning and I would train it basically for every other morning
Epic epic epic epic epic epic Delta pack this could be good what we know about Delta's is there's no such thing as duplicates
So, if Yeager Black Ice is in this collection, I have a good chance of getting it, but I
got it in the collection.
Oh no, there is duplicates.
What?
There is duplicates.
Me-ho!
I thought there was no dupes in these.
No, I'm thinking of bravos.
Chad, I'm thinking of bravo packs.
Do bravo packs still exist?
Chad, do bravo packs still exist or no?
Do they?
Why do I have none?
I have none.
Okay, I assume they don't.
No, okay.
Yeah, because I was going to say, why do I have none?
So, what the fuck is the difference between a delta and an alpha?
What is the difference, man?
Chad, what is the difference?
Can somebody explain?
Somebody's going to know.
What is the difference?
Different collections. Drop rates? No, I don't even know. I don't know, honestly.
Delta's have specific items? Yeah. I don't know. I like, dude, what I like is I like the randomness. I don't like that they do collections.
I personally think collections, when they started doing this a couple of years ago, I think it's a bad idea.
I think the best part about packs is you have no fucking idea what you're gonna get if you can look into a collection and know
What you're gonna get I think it's stupid. I think you should have no idea what you're gonna get literally
I don't I don't like how they do that. I like how they do the mementos, but yeah
They should give out mementos bro what I would do is I would make it to where like every I would only have
Alpha packs and black ice packs black ice packs are a great idea
They should keep those every season you give everybody like two or three. I love those
But they should make it to where like every 50 alpha packs you open you get a memento or every 100 alpha packs
You open you get a memento. You know what I mean? That'd be cool as fuck in my opinion
Play the game I'm almost done. I'm almost done. I have six of these left and then I have the two big boys
What is open to shit ton of packs?
I'm about to literally drop nukes today like I'm gonna have I did I'm gonna be so locked
I'm gonna have like a two-point fucking 8kd mark my words
Yeah, there is dupes there is dupes man. I thought these had no dupes bro. I'm actually depressed
So Chad does this mean we could still get we could still get Yeager black ice from this
It's probably not in the collection. I don't even know. I don't want to know.
What was that noise? What the fuck? I thought I just packed like a legendary.
Why did it sound so cool?
Oh my god, chat.
We only have two packs left, and it's the big boys.
Wait, actually, I have enough for five more alphas.
I'm sorry, chat, but I do have enough for five more alphas.
Five more alphas, and then we rip the monsters.
Why do my games?
This happened to me today? Wait, so am I just waiting for this thing? Yo, guys, guys, guys,
guys, guys. Could you imagine if this was Yeager Black Eyes? Because you know how when this
happens, when you reload the game, it like pops up in the main menu and you don't even
get to see the animation. This would be the most depressing way to get Yeager Black Eyes.
And the deogs are like, what? I clicked Escape but the pack didn't glitch. What's happening?
Oh my god, it actually was epic! It was epic! Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No way, right?
Epic, hold up!
Hold up!
I already got this, man!
I'm just never gonna get it guys guys. I'm never gonna get it
All right, man, we saved the absolute best for last. I don't know what's in the collection
I have no fucking idea what is in this
But these are the best packs in the game. I believe you only get two a season
Maybe three. It's either two or three.
Chat, do you get two of these this season or three?
Two or three.
You have enough for one more alpha?
Wait, really?
I do, what?
Oh my God, you're right.
Could you imagine if it's the last pack?
Could you actually?
Nah.
Yeah, man, I don't know.
I'll just never get it
I don't know. All right guys. Yeah, you only get two of these a season chat
You only get two of these every three months. These are the best packs in the game
Last season I got nothing from these I got yin shotgun green black ice like I don't even use yin shock
I'm gonna use yinch
Bro, if you were one of those people that got like the pink SMG 12 black ice, you're so fucking lucky
Alright man, the best pack in the game, let's rip them.
The best pack in the game, let's rip them.
Oh my god look at the background.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
back in the game. I'm not even getting green black eyes is the work. It's the worst one.
It's literally the worst one. Like why I only I've only got this color. Why do I only get
this color why why do I y'all get pink black eyes I even got it please please
please not bad okay not fucking bad I wish it was pink but this isn't bad this
is not bad because it's all like literally one of the best guns in the
Dude, if this was pink, I would have pulled my wiener out, chat.
Well, all in all, WPAC opening.
We got this and we got MPX Black Eyes.
It's probably the only skin somebody used from this.
All in all, not bad.
Now chat, it's time to play the game.
Boys, right through buttoe, it's here.
Right through buttoe, it's here, man.
Right, okay, I didn't get the light.
I didn't get the light.
My screen's gonna go blue.
I'm adding it to the light.
You have me on me.
Because I still wanna be able to reach out.
I'm not like sweating, sweating, like I'm sweating,
I don't know about my team. I'm gonna like solo. I'm gonna solo for a little I think I'm gonna stack later. Maybe I don't know
Yeah, I don't know what I'm gonna do
All right chat here we go
Here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go
First game ever of rank 3.0 first game ever of rank 3.0. Let's do this first game ever
First game ever of rank 3 but it out. Here we go. We got five placement games. It's time to lock in.
Rest in peace yo bro. I'm not dead. I'm not dead bro. I just added a fucking delay.
Ooh Doku we gotta rework. Okay. Doku we gotta rework but I doubt she's even gonna be playable
because I think she's going to get auto banned every game.
I think DokkaBeast is literally going to get auto banned every fucking game.
Boys, Rank 3.0 is finally here.
I've been praying for this for literally years.
First game of Rank 3.0.
Let's get it, let's go.
We solo queue right into it.
Let's see the map pool.
Yep, I got streamer mode, I got everything perfect.
Everything is perfect.
Ooh, that's new. This is a new screen. You can see the PFPs.
Don't ban Dokeby, you can't ban her?
Wait, we might get the new map.
First try.
Let's think though.
They're not gonna- well, yeah, we gotta ban Outback.
Cause they're gonna ban- they're probably gonna ban Labs.
Boys, we might actually already get the new map.
New map!
Orgen, I'm not complaining!
I'm not complaining!
Wait, so chat.
Dokeby's un-banable?
Let me get this straight, Rubysoft.
Y'all made a new operator that is literally broken and y'all made it un-panible?
Yup, they would have made it.
I'm just gonna play Dokamy off the roof, let's just see how it feels.
She has a new gun too.
Is this gun good?
Chat, is this- oh, I got my new black eyes too.
Chas, this gun good?
It's the same with the new map.
No, I like that they do it from the new map.
I like that.
Because here's the thing about the siege community, bro.
The thing about the siege community is,
uh, everyone complains about literally everything.
Like, a new op, they complain.
A new map, they complain.
I like learning the new maps,
but some of them are shit.
Like, I just think Emerald Plains is a dog shit fucking map.
Because here's what used to happen here, Bob.
Way back in the day in Siege, people would complain about oh, there's never any new maps
And then they would get a new map and they would just spam ban it. They would get a new rework
They would spam ban it. That's how the Siege community is. They ask for new content and then they ban it
The thing is though, Dogevies literally broke it like you should be able to ban a broken up
An op is weighted on a map. A map is fine. It's ranked. It's not Pro League
But bro, an operator you should have every fucking right to ban an operator
because that actually affects your rank. Where's the Jinxie Charm? Oh there it is.
Beautiful. Alright I'm gonna try the new gun of the new op. Let's just see. Let's see.
New gun, new op, first game. Everybody's in their place. Let's get it. My sense feels
really weird. Alright this is what happens when you play Minecraft for five
days continuously or four days.
Alright, first thing I'm noticing about this gun, it takes fucking forever to scope in.
It takes fucking forever to scope in.
Oh my god.
Alright, now the way Doug will be wh-
So I know Mewtons, but it's a Mewt.
It might not be good against Mewt.
Did you check? Did you?
You fell off the fucking roof, didn't you?
Oh my god! You dumbass!
You fell off the roof!
My teammate's going to res him.
How does this work?
Failed.
Wait, what?
Oh, that's why.
I'm gonna have to adjust to this why does my drone sensitivity feel weird why is my
my dronics have to be horrible. This is not good, boys.
The friendly last operator standing.
Did I not quickpeak?
What the fuck?
He flicked on me, man!
Wait, I didn't have cams?
All Friendlies have been laid-
Ch- Am I like ass?
Wait, when could I have hacked?
Whose body was that?
Who could I have hacked?
Who died?
Welcome to PC.
Yeah bro, I'm gonna be honest, on PC people can hit shots like crazy,
cause they can just swipe to your head.
You can, you can hack, wait, wait, have I said it again?
You can hack through anything now, you don't even have to be around it.
Habos, what do you mean? But don't I have to be on a dead body to hack?
Habos, are you saying that with doke-a-bee, I don't have to be on a dead body?
Or I do.
You can hack when you're across the map.
So I can hack cams on any dead body any dead body
We need to locate a bomb
You can hack cameras through walls
BOWER
So I thought they just made her broken with like the 1v1 scenarios, but now she's just fully broken
broken I'm gonna be out her new gun does feel horrible though but who cares
because she has a DMR his DMR and the boss to eat she's just kind of like
broken I don't really know what to say she's just broken use compensator on it
bro I want to scope in faster on it 10 seconds ago I'm gonna use the angled
grip and comp I want us the scoping in takes way too fucking long way too long
You found a bomb. Make your way to its location and defuse it.
Okay, this feels better.
I hate when people do this.
You're just never gonna let me shoot it? Alright, thank you.
This feels way better.
I hate when my teammates like weave in and out of where I'm aiming.
It's like, do you want to be team killed?
Alright, this looks un-pushable.
Bro, bro, bro, unless I can burn, maybe I can burn.
You gotta go now.
Throw your nades, throw your nades.
And a snake only has one.
Why does my drone sensitivity feel bugged?
What is this?
Why is my drone sense bugged?
What?
Yeah, this was always a back stairs hit
Why are you needing now? I gotta just get away from my team. I get a lobotomy every time I watch this
Yo grim you could have burnt with me and snake, but you guys did it
Who's the most likely person to be roaming by the unfound guy
Are there skate
I like I don't should I team kill them or just wait for him to die?
How do you hack cams like actually how how do you do it how do you hack cams
How what button do I click look at the camera
Oh, okay, that's unbalanced
This this this operate is broken yo yo yo I can click a button in hatcams like what
What?
This operator is broken!
Oh, it only lasts? Wait, how long does it last?
Chat, how long does it last? How long? How long? How long?
Wait, ban me a ban me a ban me a ban. I don't want them to have any counter to do it, could be.
Use laser on the, on what?
Laser to scope in faster? Wait, what? Laser makes you scope in faster? Since when? Like
as of today? VAS? You can scope in quicker? Mute doesn't count or doke it anymore. Oh my
god. So you can't ban it. Oh yeah, I remember that in the reel. You can't ban it. Mute doesn't
counter it. You can hack cameras from across the map and they have to answer
the call or they take 50 damage and get lit on fire.
All right.
Yeah, this is a broken op. This op is fucking broken. I have no other words for it, though.
This op is fucking broken.
Two borough counter serve, but like dude here's the thing if you're using two borough on literally doka be calls
Like that means you're not using them to trick the breach
Like it's all bad bro
I read things so I could call them chat Yeager's Roman shot his head on Yeager
Dude shot his head on him I should yeah
Wait, I think Jager left yeah, this was barricaded from the inside
he walked up laundry save a lot he brought
mom bro he walked up laundry like think are you right there it's all good man I'm
just gonna literally kick the shit out of the steam on defense I don't know
I don't think I'm gonna join game thinking against it for a bigger reply gives it baby
Jager was roaming chat Jager was roaming the whole time Jager was roaming the entire time
Boss
Got a one friendly spoi got emerald already
Wait, wait, wait, I wanna see anchors right here.
This could be a free kill.
Bro, Finka, you gotta peek eventually.
Finka, you have to peek to win.
Why are we aiming at penis level?
Finka, it's a 1v5.
They're throwing.
Why are you afraid of free kills?
Fika are you a pussy or what?
He's outside!
All friendly have been eliminated.
How do you not get one kill?
I'm actually astounded.
They're like doing everything in their power to give you three pointless baited kills and you throw a grenade at yourself
Run outside and then whiff on a guy who's detected
Got a mail to report for griefing yes League of Legends is rubbing off on me here
Dude did Mazi get a nerf or a buff?
Chatted did Mazi is Mazi still fine or did he get nerfed?
Bro, Masi's kind of my guy. Masi's my guy, man
He got buffed what
What?
Wait, should I play...
Yeah, what is state of play?
Why are we all saying state of play?
I don't know what that means.
What does that mean?
Yeah, what does state of play mean?
Sony event?
What do you think of Reveal's games?
Like PlayStation exclusive games?
watch this I did the OG strap this strat is so broken barricade looks closed off
it's not
He's laying down.
Wait, what?
Alright, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna lengthen my delay a little bit.
I was getting ADS from spawn.
Okay, I'm gonna lengthen my delay a little bit.
Oh, the other guy was asking me from the spawn, and the other guy was laying down on the car
looking out the door. I'm not even 99% sure at least one of them sniping. I'm gonna say
I'm 125% sure they're stream sniping. Wallahi. I'm 100% sure they're sniping. Yohkumi targets
me. I'm getting ADS from spawn and there's a guy laying on a car while his teammates
on a drone. Like they knew I was doing that. Now I have a longer delay though so I don't
I should get sniped again as long as we win this round. We should win this game. I
Don't know what I was I had a four second the vibe and I have a 10 second actually gonna
Wait to chat. What is state of play PlayStation announces games for realsies?
Crap talking to play wait, why can't I talk? Why can't I talk in game chat? Hi guys, Dr. String game chat on
Hi, guys, not to turn game chat back on.
Blow it earlier, man, it was free.
Hi, guys, why can't I talk in game chat?
What?
It's you, right?
It's glitch, okay.
We don't need to finish.
It doesn't matter.
It's you, right?
It's Glech, okay.
We don't need to finish, it doesn't matter.
Dancing.
Bro, you went for the fit.
Bro, what are you looking, your son?
You son of a, oh my God!
I'm getting CT.
What?
nice nice what are you what what what what all right all right I'm gonna do it
am I in a silver lobby what's happening you have to swing you have to swing
you have to swing your teammates oh my god oh my god
So, let me get this straight, Cade looked out of- okay, they're planting.
Cade goes for a finish while they're planting.
Then, Cade makes direct eye contact with the enemy twice, turns around, then Cade whiffs.
Then, with two bullets, instead of walking out of the twitch and killing him, Cade runs
out of the twitch to try to knife her.
Then the round's still a free win.
If the 2v1 is diffusing, instead of peeking the guy in the door, he hides in a corner
whilst he makes diffusing.
I'm going to get a lobotomy.
Alright, now I have a 10 second delay.
I guarantee you the sniping on the last round.
That was the most disgusting sniper I've ever seen in my life.
Unless they had a hidden drone, they're sniping.
Unless they just had some absurd drone on me.
That was the worst, that was the most poorly played round I've ever seen.
Wait, yeah, what is the PlayStation event?
How about, is it on Twitch?
Can I watch it or wanna get banned?
How about, is it on Twitch or no?
Got us a new drone.
Shootsy Skulls, that's a drone for us.
Got a drone, that on, it's out.
Ole, Ole.
Wait, you're allowed to watch it?
What?
10 seconds remaining down to five seconds
reloading you must protect your bombs from being
confused by our fourth. If you don't have a time, there is something I've been wanting to try. I see you.
Yeah, these guys are I'm like certain they're snagging like I just tell them how they're playing
I mean, they're like the biggest rats of all time.
I shot two ratcams that round.
Your identity has been compromised.
It's a blatant one. Jackal Dokeby, three drones downstairs, pre-aiming me the round before.
I mean, BAAAAAAAARGHHH!
I mean, four Ratcams looking for me.
Jackal just hand hunting me downstairs.
It's a-it's a play in one!
Wow, and then my entire team was lobotomites.
Off to a good start.
Hey, stick with me!
Yeah!
No one plays like that.
Every round, there was like a militia out for me.
Why does my drone sense feel different than my sense?
Does anybody know why?
Is there a way to fix that or no?
Is there a way to fix that or no, chat?
How do you fix that?
My sense was perfect. This always happens when there's a new season. It's a new setting,
I think. Wait, wait, wait. Like a new setting for like your drone sense? Oh my god, new
map, new map. Please. Please give me the new map. Please, god. It's your observational
Sensitivity. Really? Observational Sensitivity?
I see it, it's 20. Chat, but it felt like, it felt like slow, vertically, but fast, horizontally?
like I don't even know it just my drone felt so weird I don't even like I don't
even know like I don't know if making it faster makes it better or worse I don't
know bro I don't know man it felt so weird I want to play the new map it's
It's just bugged.
Oh, the observational sensitivity is bugged.
Yeah, because I didn't change it.
Bro, this always happens, though.
Whenever there's a new season, there's always sense glitches.
Yeah, that was the most disgusting game of ranked
I've ever played in my life.
Everyone on my team had a 45 IQ, and then I was getting
quadruple stream sniped.
Now my delay is way longer, so this should be a lot better.
Hamburger's gonna get a bad baby!
Bro, it sucks to have an Oregon game go like that too.
Only thing about it, bro, I'm gonna play the new map.
Bad boys, bad bad bad.
Young boy came back late and left him for there.
Bow, bow.
Jinx, you watch ONA Pixel and Forza.
Chat, by the way, I think this week, me and ONA are gonna do Bro V Bro.
I think we're gonna do Bro V Bro.
Nine games, he picks, ah, he picks three.
I pick three and then we have three neutrals.
He was a better gamer.
Should be this week should repeat we should do a forza race. I'll be set about
We need boggles in here that's the last person we need here the last person
All right, man, hopefully this game is does better than that that was a that was a fucking mask nice. Oh my teammate
What is my timing, Ben?
He's 1HP!
OH MY GOD!
Yeah, fade away.
Bro, oh my god!
I did fade away!
Hold on, I can't get a kill!
Holy shit!
What happened?
Am I in pro league lobbies?
why is everybody in God now holy shit I got fade away I had a 1.9 KD last
season I have a 0.3 right now holy fuck I get timings and fade away but he's one
else holy shit what's going on I had a 1.9 KD a week ago I started this
season off by getting fade away by Capcan. Then I got fade away by Fenrir.
Holy shit! Holy shit! Why is everyone a god now?
Backward, bathroom. Yo, my game chat glitched? Okay. My drone sensitivity
glitched, my game chat glitched, and everyone's Bolo. Yo, hi guys. What's
going on, buffs? Is this Evil R6? Chat, why is my game chat glitched? My drone
No sensibilities glitch, my game times glitch, and all my opponents are BOLA.
What the fuck is happening?
What is going on?
What is happening?
Voice chat's not working.
What do you mean?
Like, it's not working for anyone globally right now?
Voice chat's just completely down.
Your sense is broken, for real seeds.
Just lower your observational sense,
but Josh, it's not like, Josh, the thing is,
it's not the speed of it, it's just glitched.
It goes really fast and really slow.
Like, my observational sense is already slow,
it's like 20th, it's not the speed of it,
it's just like slow and fast, it's like glitch,
bomb we need to locate a bomb you know what I'm saying the glitch is only for fat
people all right chat I'm five foot ten 160 I someone say I'm skinny someone say
I'm skinny bro
Wait to see, wait to see, cuz this is something new and improved.
Voice chat is working but you can't see it when you talk.
No, but it's not even working though because like I don't even have like, everyone's just
muted.
It's like off for me.
I mean I don't really care but yeah, it's just weird.
Yeah, what if I go 0 and 5 in my placement?
What would happen?
Bronze? That would be a- a- a- a disastrous clip.
Meehanions!
Yeah, this shit is glitched out the ass, bro.
I'm not even g- this shit is so glitched.
I
My team's coated let's fucking go
I don't know what you're saying, Bond defusion is a huge threat to the future.
Yo! He was picking up the doggie! Look!
He was picking up the doggie! Look! Look! Look!
Because if he didn't, his leg would have blown off!
This character is broken!
If he didn't pick up the phone, he would have took 40 damage and lit on fire.
This shit is so broken, it's insane.
Scar, think of it in fact.
Bro, cause that's the thing, bro.
That's what like,
DokaV was already one of the best ops in the game.
She didn't even need a rework.
You know how many ops need rework?
Why would they rework her?
I mean, I'm absolutely blown away.
I'm absolutely blown away, bro.
There's nothing she could do in that scenario, chat.
Literally nothing.
I'm new to R6 and I just got my leg exploded.
Yeah bro, if you're new to R6, uh, uh,
when Dokobie calls you, uh, fucking pick up.
Pick up.
Because if you don't, you're gonna blow up
to like 60 health and then you're gonna be on fire.
Hey, Jinxie, you larve being skinny.
Yo, man, what the fuck does that even mean?
Legitimate.
I'm being dead ass.
What the fuck does that mean?
I larve being skinny.
I'm just skinny, bro.
I'm skinny.
Okay, well, all right.
I'm skinny fat.
Check this thing.
I'm skinny, but I have man-tips, love handles, and a beer belly.
The thing is, though, I'm gonna fix all of that.
How do I fix all of that?
Get it ass!
Bro's roleplaying being a good siege player.
Oh, bad highfives!
Bad, watch this!
Hi guys, I'm Robelang, watch this!
Wait, that'll release dead as fuck.
this is an ace this is an ace
one out four remaining
you have team A I know you're calling out like I'm about to ace can you just shut the
Fuck up, please.
I know where he is, man.
This guy's IG-ing me.
He went to blue?
I'm getting IGL'd by my teammate while I'm on a 4k in in all chat
Yeah, I think League of Legends like ruined my perspective on gaming as a whole
Dude this guy quickly ran to blue are we dead ass?
I do not know who's blue. I'm gonna be honest. I thought he was connector
I was gonna go the long way plan and swing off of it
That should have been ace
And ace the second game of the day like we would have been in for a fucking gaming session. It's good. That's so nice. I saw this
He told you well no he told me he was in blue
But then the guy rotated the blue and then impacted me from connector
So I thought the guy was still in connector, but then the guy like turned into
Usain Bolt and ran all the way to blue off of the noise of the impact and made no noise
why are you playing PC? Why like PC man? It's fun. It's like a new challenge. The only
thing about PC that is absolutely dog shit is just the cheetahs. That's the only thing.
But I like PC. The graphics are better. The frames are better.
I knew he would do that that's two hacks
Oh cool, no one's reinforcing today, got it.
Alright.
I'm gonna get wallbang doing this, so.
Classic.
Looks like no one's setting up sight.
I drone me
Oh, no, not this shit. Oh, no. Oh, no
Yeah, that's not balanced at all. So I can't run away because if I run away I take 40 damage and then get lit on fire.
Yeah, that's that's not balanced man. I can't even run because then I just take damage.
Wait, that's not balanced and you can't ban it. I can't even run.
Because if I run I just get exploded. So I have to fight it. Wow.
That's like insane what?
Yeah, that is just not a balanced op man, I don't even know what to say
You can ban doggie you can't ban doggie. I don't know R6 decided to like
Make this a torture simulator or something. Hi, guys. Colin. Hi guys. What about buttercup?
Yeah, I do.
Wait, what is the storm?
What is that?
It's when you open alpha packs. When you open any packs, it doesn't, it doesn't clear. So we have to turn off this.
Oh my god, thank you. Yeah, I did hear that storm. Dude, also they did a good job balancing Doke of Me. That looks good.
Classic. I know, it's a very functional season though. You have a good time communicating with your teammates in a 5v5 team game.
Yeah, I can't talk to my team, my drone sensitivity is glitched,
I have an alpha pack menu noise playing non-stop during the game,
and Dokeby's game breaking and you can't ban Dokeby.
All right, looking good right now.
Whoa, bro, I can't even run away because I blow up.
So I have to fight her?
Like what?
Yeah, I was just thinking this.
If you get string sniped, you literally can't play it
because you can't ban Dokeby.
Dude, not even stream snipe, they can just queue snipe and just know my op.
Like just, yeah, they can just literally, yeah.
What counters her?
Just Tuber Al?
I'm not playing that shitty op.
So what counters Dokebeat?
Does she have a counter?
Luke doesn't count her what about vigil does vigil
Yeah, once she starts it you can't stop it with the jammer
Yeah, you can't run into it. You have to already be on it
The chat is saying healers, but guys like I don't want to roam with Thunderbird man
Like I guess you just can't really roam
All right, well, I'll just I'll just see what I could do out of it. I'll toy with it. But yeah, she's broken like definitely
Yes, totally unnecessary to already a strong operator
But I'm trying to piece together the pieces of the puzzle, and none of it makes any logical
sense to me, because Dokobe's already strong, guys.
There are so many operators who don't even get used, but they chose to rework one of
the most used ops in the game, and then make her stronger.
I guess what I've deducted from this game is that the developers who develop the game
like are probably just silver I think.
I actually don't even know what to say.
I'm not even kidding.
Like she's already strong.
I don't understand.
What is the point of this?
She's already so strong.
I don't like, there's no point of fixing her, making her better.
They probably thought they were making her weaker, too, which is like the cute part.
Ha! Dumbass.
Oh, that Frostmite always works. Classic.
Duck smoking cigarette.
You're so bad
Controller player he's a controller pal. He's a controller pal
Dude, okay, let's it like did this thing I I bro
I love rainbow sex. I have a good relationship with like a lot of the developers. They're really cool
But bro, what the fuck?
Dokeby's already like top 5 most used attackers in the game.
Probably top 5 most banned attackers in the game.
Her play rate is through the roof.
Why would you buff her?
Do you think about scents, chat?
When's the last time you played against a scents who didn't accidentally pick it?
Do you know what I'm saying?
Why would they buff Dokeby?
Dude he called me and I couldn't even run because I would have blew up and got
lit on fire. Like I don't want to take 40 damage and then be on fire. Why's my
game sound gone?
Hey Jinxy pancakes or waffles? Waffles bro. Oh no yeah waffles. Waffles waffles waffles.
bro waffles are so good shine love waffles bro it's all good chat we're
top-ranking boys we're top-ranking all day today oh hi buddy yeah yeah
I'm trying to get back up to the game
witness the Minecraft marathon yo bro I was doing it for 75 hours you just
I've tuned in!
So chat I need to 100% are you guys 100% sure that visual counters
Are you guys 100% sure that visual counters there could be because I don't see how a
A vigil scanner can stop an explosion, like that doesn't make much sense to my brain.
Oh, I'm seeing nose.
Okay, so it's literally just mute?
Okay.
What?
Well, good thing mute's my favorite app ever.
Oh, oh my god, wait, what?
I'm like terrified of dokeby that character is terrifying and I can't banner okay
I had to have hit him oh wait wait oh my god oh my god
I'm getting lion scammed and doka be called. What is this game?
Wait, what? I used my vigil.
oh my fucking god
she's gonna keep calling me isn't she
Time expires in 10 seconds
Yo, I have to pick up
I'm finally glad the operator's dead.
Like this is broken!
I can't deny the plan because I have to pick up the phone call!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Like, and I can't pay the operator!
Are you guys fucking praying dead?
I can't deny the plan, because I'm 20 HP.
If I don't pick up the phone, I die.
I can't stop. What am I praying?
What is this?
Are we dead ass?
We released this.
And I know how they are. They spend a year on these reworks.
I mean, oh my god, fire everyone!
Whose idea was this?
You can't even ban it!
I can't deny the plant because I have to pick up the phone.
If I don't pick up the phone, I explode and die.
Either nerf the op or just make it banable?
Excuse your drone to locate us all.
They, if they have any other op in the game, I can deny the plant.
But because I couldn't move for three seconds, they were able to plant.
Just block her number.
That's not how don't-a-be works!
You can't block the fucking number!
Imagine this bitch in 1v1s.
Yo, yo, you just called your friend the whole time, and then you swing them?
Incursion in 10 seconds.
5 seconds to go.
I'm at a loss for words, guys.
Yo, this reminds me of, like, when Lion first got released.
I'm not even kidding.
This reminds me of when Lion 1st got released and had wallhacks.
This is at- you cannot play the game.
If there is a Dokka B you can't play.
Alright, jump into a frost mat.
I'm out of- I'm out of lost for words that they released because it's operated today.
I can't believe this.
This is the most broken thing they've done, I think in years.
I'm not even, maybe since like, Malusi came out in like, 2021.
This is absolutely broken.
A mandatory requirement answer to an op.
I don't think that's ever been a thing.
All right, so this looks clear. He's in the top Chinese in the top
What is hitting
What is where's the Fenrir? Oh my god
Oh my god
Where's the Fenrir? In the tree!
Is it in the tree?
Another lobotomy team? Oh my god!
Why didn't she just go around?
Where's the Fenrir?
It's in the tree? Okay.
I got double swung.
Washed! I'm 10 and 5! Do you think it's up 20 kills a game?
I'm like the only reason we're in this match!
Alright, this guy's gonna bait for 30 seconds, I'm gonna go pee.
I'm gonna go beat this guy just go beat it.
All friendly for bit eliminated.
Dying man!
That's not mine going up...
And you are ready to go.
Ten seconds remaining.
Alright! I'm back.
Come on, I got mausers. Thank you, fuck.
There's the red ping.
We know what shortly follows after that.
He doesn't jump it.
Shield operator, Lyon Dokamy, alright.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
One on four remaining. Alright, don't peek, don't peek, no. Bad idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot.
Don't peek, it's a 3v1. He wants you to peek him.
Alright, I'm gonna just gotta skip this.
Oh, alright.
Well, he's one health.
Let's go!
Jake, take the money!
Here we go, pick it up!
Swag, take the bottle!
Alright, 12 and 5 Clive.
We're back.
The first game was the most demonic game of Siege I've ever played.
I do have to remember though, I literally can't stream this game on a one second delay.
It's not even possible. Not even four seconds.
Cause like, I'm sure the other, like, half of the people,
half of the teams that I play against, at least one of them,
is either sniping or trying to snipe. Half of the time.
Red box to the next one.
Alright, well, I'm just gonna play Dokka B because Dokka B's broken.
Cap to the Gabarra, and these guys play dogamnation.
15 minutes to the day, and then what?
Barca de Gabarra's the one.
When is the last of us marathon?
This month.
I don't have a date, but of this month.
Bro, I might do it sooner rather than later.
I really don't know yet, Miha.
I might do it sooner rather than later.
Chat also, Dantez is coming over this month too, bro.
Dodd test is covered over this month.
Last of us marathon this month.
Locked bro.
Play with Stompin, I'm probably gonna stack up
a little bit later.
I'm just chilling solo queue right now.
All my teammates are brain dead, but I might stack later.
The thing is about stacking though is like,
we're literally just gonna play against like,
God stacks every game.
And I'm kind of just trying to chill
and talk to my chat.
Cause if we stack like with five champs,
like we're just gonna play God stacks every game.
I probably will, I probably won't.
Probably later.
I'm probably going to stack in like maybe an hour or two.
Alright chat, we're going to use Dukabee, who is the strongest operator in R6 history,
I think.
Strongest operator in the last four years. I'm not kidding. And you can't fan it!
Alright, so one of them is in blue. I'm just gonna assume it's a zombie.
Because a zombie normally plays blue.
Gotta pick up!
It's Frost roaming. Frost, you shouldn't roam against Okavi. Frost remember you can't
roam in 2026. You should know that now. Frost remember you can't roam in 2026. Okay, he's
close on the door wait wait wait wait wait did he pick up I should have just
walked out of him I should have just walked out of him all right all right
all right I'm in the thick of it everybody knows four and seven four and
six six and seven plant for us is one HP off site please win this I need to win
this game. Yes! Yes! Yes! Stack up and plant! What are you doing? Stack up! Why are we
spread out? Twix, you gotta help him!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 12 and 6, not bad kid! Not bad kid! Not bad!
Yo, chat, I'm not even just saying this for my teammates. If you're ever in a 2v1 scenario, you need to stack up and play trades.
I don't even know what the fuck that was
If like if if you're allowing the defender to isolate gunfights you can lose
Johnny to get the prime mocks to get a gift to
All right, one win one loss. What's the Katie 1.3 not bad not bad
I'm telling you my goal for today is it to Katie?
My goal for today is to Katie if I keep playing like that. I can get it
when is the Joe Bar come out bro I dude I want to do that stream so bad the thing
is Chad Joe is really busy like with streaming and personal life so it's
gonna be hard but I really want to do that bro it's just like Joe like Joe's
just really busy bro but I I'm gonna try everything in my power to see if we
can do that this year Joe's just busy bro Joe has like a like a life bro we
We already need to get involved.
Attack on Titan update, yo chat. I'm not even kidding.
I haven't watched Attack on Titan in two months.
I literally stopped midway through season four.
Am I a piece of shit chat?
Oh my god, Twinsook, you know, new map, new map.
Wait, ban?
No, this map pool was sent from the depths of hell.
Fortress, lair, Admiral, planes, outback.
There's not one good map here.
Cliff succena why can't I ever get the new map diving to them
Bruchette the okay, here's the thing attack on Titan is
Season one is a ten out of ten season two is a ten out of ten season three is a ten to ten season three is an eleven out of ten actually
Season four they're introducing so much characters and so much plot to where like
That's just how I am with any show.
It's like, it doesn't have to be an anime, it could be any show.
Whenever a show introduces a bunch of characters, it's the same thing as the Office.
When the Office got really late into the show.
Whenever shows introduce a bunch of characters at once, I always hate it.
I always hate it.
Attack on Titan Season 3 though is some of the best film I've ever watched in my entire
life.
Back on Titan Season 3 is insane.
LK Season 4 is peak, guys, I already,
I'm sure Season 4 is peak.
I already know Season 4 is peak.
I'm just saying I'm a piece of shit.
I'm gonna finish it up.
But I just hate when shows introduce a bunch of characters.
I always hate it.
But I can't yell over the office.
I'm sure everybody in here has watched the office.
The early seasons of The Office are like maybe the greatest show ever created.
Bro, once The Office started introducing a bunch of new characters, it was still a good
show but I just wasn't as invested.
Now to be fair, Michael Scott left which is like, how do you even keep the show running
at that point without Michael Scott?
But they introduced like Gabe was kind of annoying.
I didn't like Gabe at all.
Robert California was pretty beat.
I'm not gonna lie.
Robert California was pretty peak though.
I'm the fucking lizard king.
Gabe is hilarious now.
Gabe's just annoying, bro.
How did I explain it?
Dead.
I'm gonna shit on their whole team chat. I'm gonna kill their whole team
of
the
death of
death
of
God, what is he talking through?
He's getting cold. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. What is he talking through?
I'm ash. I'm ash. I'm ash. I'm ash.
Did he cutting him? He punched it. Oh my god.
So, my teammate calls him so he has to pick up.
This operator is broken!
Let us ban him, please!
XC, thank you for the five gifts, kid.
Yo, this guy has the most terrifying microphone I've ever heard in my life.
I'm not even kidding. This is what his call-out sound like.
This is getting bad, it's getting bad. I think it's getting bad.
I actually just shit myself. I literally just shit myself.
Yeah, this operator's broken, Chad. This operator's broken.
Stealing kills? Classic. Yo, boggles, do me a favor, man.
Buggles, what's your rank, bro? No, no. I'm stealing kills, classic.
Boggles, what's your rank?
Boggles, I'm gonna do your stream one time, I'm pretty sure you were fucking broad!
Yeah, yeah.
Cause he's something that's stronger than me.
your drone to locate a bug. Legend. Oh, boggles, you're legend. Okay. Legend division's not
even out yet. Alright, 12-6 last game, 3-0 this game. The takeover half begun. The takeover
half begun. I knew the first game was just evil Rainbow Six. Johnny Vitova.
So Chad, what do you even do about a doke-a-meat?
Like if you're a castle, what do you do?
Do you have to just tank the damage?
I don't even know what you're supposed to do.
I guess the best optimal play, like in the chessboard, it would be a brilliant, is just
tank the damage and swing me while I overheat and run at you.
Cuz whenever I hear a dog will be called I'm you best believe I'm just gonna sprint at you every fucking time
Like this this operator is broken man
Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! He's on the door! The door! The door! Help! I can't
call him. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I fucking love you.
Sam, let me crawl all the way around. Don't rush the reds. Don't rush the reds.
Don't rush the reds. Don't rush the- Oh my god, they get to me from the door. Why?
Why would you rush it?
because he's something that's stronger than me
Joe? Joe and I happened
Oh
Somebody's getting a drug to be called so they can't play siege now
You know your mic yo, oh my god one of these mics
I'm so bad!
3v1, oh no, that's on me!
No, I should've just stayed prone!
I should've been a disciplined good boy!
I should have been a good boy, man
Nice, that's why I work
Bro chat these guys have the most scary mics. I've ever heard like World War two in here
Big game with the prime stuff gave put the yeah, good black ice in my ass cave
Rule one with the five gifted rule one
Rule one, I'm not even kidding rule one. I think I've seen you in my streams for like three years
Ruan, you're an OG, bro. I love you, bro. I've pretty much seen you for like three years. I'm not even kidding. You're an OG, man.
Appreciate you still showing up, man. Three years later, that's crazy.
Chat, I'm like, dude, I literally, if something are waking in my penis, I can explain Dokka B Perfect. Sorry, my brain's scattered. Chat, listen.
I don't want to be the one to play Dokka B, but you need a Dokka B.
like guys guys I don't want to use doka beat but I want it on my team because I
don't want to look at my phone look at my phone look at my phone look at my phone
but you need it on your team you know what I mean you need it you need a
dope beat chat about a part about a part I'm thinking for two one I'd love you
I need to locate a bomb.
Shot, Lingerbaum.
Love you, shot.
Look at the bomb, look at that.
Can I play this in my vape?
You're so funny, bro.
Love your streams.
Thank you, man.
Appreciate you, the man.
Diablo, Lingerbaum.
Are you just solo queueing?
Yeah, I might.
I might not 100%, but I might stack Lingerbaum.
I'm just chilling solo queue right now.
I'm kickin ass and takin names, bruh.
It's scared to ring people.
Yo, boggles.
It's the new season of Hard Sex.
I'm in a good mood today.
Boggles, can I just get one day?
Boggles, one day of no bullshit, please, bro.
Just give me one day, man.
I'm not at it.
What does that even mean, boggles?
So you did the same spawn peek two rounds in a row and that's why you have an emerald
banner.
Good kill though, I guess.
He did the exact same spawn peek two rounds in a row.
All right!
That's why you're emerald, I mean, I don't even know what to say, good kill though I
guess.
Cause like, here's the thing, I'm not even expecting anyone to be there, because he literally did it last round.
But because he's so dumb, it works.
Oh, I just broke my keyboard. I just broke my keyboard. Oh no. Oh no.
What do you mean here we go chat I'm top frag I don't care I just broke my keep a key just
flew out of my keyboard I like he did the same spot peek two rounds in a row yo can
you guys hear me yo hi-fives hi-fives hi-fives now my game chats working with like I can
Definitely cheer them
But now I can't talk hi Brian. Hi Brian. What do I do hi Brian?
Yo, yo, now pretty good on open. Oh, but doesn't work. Yo, yo, yo
What's up fucking it's way too long. Yo, can you hear me? Can you hear me?
Yo, can you hear me guys? Can you hear me?
Oh, that's why ha ha yo guys what up? No, it's still not working, so they're working
Wait my team's actually locked my team is good
Don't beat
Nice! My team's good! Yes! Don't peek! Don't peek! He has to defuse! He has to defuse! Remember!
Don't peek! I'm killing defuses! He has to defuse! Nice! Nice!
Yo, Baseball! Nate with the 10 gift, and W, Nate in the chat.
Yo, guys, I want to see if my mic's glitched or not. Can you hear me?
Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
Your mouth, like your mic volume input is way too loud, like you're like actually ear-raping us.
Can you hear me though?
Yeah, we can hear you but like breaking our ears right now.
Dude, sorry about that. That's weird because I don't even see my microphone moving.
Yeah same, I don't see mine either. So I think it's just...
How do I fix it sir? Like what do I do?
Go like in your settings and when you're on your mic you gotta scroll down to volume input.
something. Oh my god, there it is. Like voice chat. How does this sound? It's still loud
a bit. I went from 99 to 68. Let me go lower. Let me go lower. Okay, how about now, kitten?
How does this sound? That's perfect. That's perfect. That's perfect. Perfect. Teeth off,
get around picture the girl so when you talk chat your mic doesn't move anymore
like you're the bomb son you know me oh like I have no words bro this game
never ceases to amaze me
on the bright side chat when you're winning 3-0 you can start playing like a crackhead.
On the bright side, when you're running through the zero, you can play like Kraken.
I'm gonna die doing this.
How did he see me?
Yo, did he just snow scope me?
Like, I, come on, he un-ADS'd and killed me.
Yo, how did he see me?
I was, I didn't even see me on the kill cam.
Dude, he noscoped me, chat.
He noscoped me.
I'm not even kidding, he noscoped me.
The last bullet he hit was a noscope.
Barad.
Finka's on this ping over here, around here.
Finka's around here.
yo this guy is my uh my banner a a amazing you feel like that's me right
there that's me oh all right Azami you've been playing since 2015 I'm
expecting the world right now Azami has a 2015 badge you gonna sell rare that
it's sad wait he looks cracked he's got a champ charm he's been playing since 2015
and he has it has a champ charm
when his Minecraft was run where were you for the last week the stream was 75
10 hours long!
2v3
Chat this is a zombie. Oh good. This is on me has a 2015 badge
Wait, no way that's actually you
But this is armies good, this is armies good
Shoot me shoot the roomie shoot the roomie shoot the roomie
Yeah, this is smart.
He's smart.
This is smart.
Yo, Azami.
I love you, Gen.
Azami, can I get your autograph, Miho?
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, bro.
2015 badge, that's actually fair.
It's been a pleasure.
Yo, pleasure with y'all, man.
Good luck in your games.
Good luck in your placements.
Bro, dude, a 2015 badge, I haven't seen one of those.
I didn't even know the last time I've seen one of those.
2015 batch?
Are you actually fucking kidding me?
All right, chat, I have two wins, one loss.
I wonder what placement I'm gonna get.
Bro, they need to bring back 10 placement games, not five.
10 with cinema.
Chat, I have two wins, one loss.
What placement do you think I'm gonna get right now?
No, not this, bro.
Ubisoft, I'm never gonna use this, guys.
I like Ubii, Ubii.
Love y'all.
I'm never using shooting range.
Can we not put it right underneath the matchmaking queue?
Chat two wins, one loss.
We're looking good, we're looking good, Kittens.
Fast, take it to one.
You're gonna get copper.
Boggles said, gold like your teeth.
Creative, bro.
Please get back in Minecrafts, chat.
Let me know what you guys think of this.
I stream a hardcore Minecraft marathon where I cannot quit or end the stream until I beat it solo.
We had the help of Ron. Ron carried the ever-living fuck out of us, but I did learn some things along the way.
Chat, how long would that take? How long would that take?
Soda how long would that take like maybe a maybe a month I
Don't even know maybe a month. I
Actually don't know
Okay, what up, baby?
Yeah, but no coach. Yeah, no coach. No coach literally sold off wait
This is my okay, so I'm at plat elo right now chat
I'm at plat elo because my teammates platform. Wait, I'm actually like plat slash gold low plat high gold
Oh Clips up casino, please
Wait, no, I don't want to I don't want to play amourl. I don't want to play amourl. Clips up casino. Give me the new map, please. Yes
Yes, yes, yes, we got it. We got it guys. Yes
Guys, I got the new map! Yes! Okay! First time playing it! First time playing it! Okay, okay, okay.
Oh, can I just ban Dokka B? R6? Why don't you let me ban Dokka B, Mijo?
I don't know what a good ban is on this map. I really don't know.
Guys, I really don't know for realsies. First game in the new map. Okay, what site's better?
basement or upstairs I'm gonna say I feel like basement is probably better I
really know I really don't know the new map is terrible listen everybody says
the new map is terrible when they don't know the map remember when people said
night Haven labs was terrible when I first came out now night Haven labs is the
top five map in the game but I'm gonna be unbiased
Ubisoft has a track record of releasing horrible maps example outback terrible example
Emerald Planes terrible example stadium Bravo terrible. I really hope this map is amazing
Dude, let's go exploring with Mausie. Okay, so this room is vaults
Okay, this would probably a good spot for rotation
Wait that's outside what?
Yeah, you guys like you guys like out back. What are you crazy?
Are you guys insane you like out back for real fees
let's go roving wait they're gonna have a doka beat nine all right lock in lock
in lock in all right boys this is gonna be a YouTube video chat this is gonna be
a YouTube video this is my first time in the new map in the new season as well
this is my third game of the new season all right first thing I already noticed
love this map this map is literally beautiful now just cuz the maps pretty
doesn't mean the maps good example coastline coastline is a beautiful map
but it's kind of mid. Cosine's not bad, it's just too attacker-sided.
Normally, in years past, the bigger the map is, the more defender-sided it is, because it was just easier to roam.
Dude, poker room. Chad, love me some poker. I love me-
It really opens up here.
Throw.
watch this chat so I didn't know the seat guys I threw it
I was trying to see for twins not the ceiling man oh my god
Nice! My team is good!
Guys, nice! Good work, good work, good work!
Vincent, make him a five gifted. Vincent, kiss me on my forehead. I love you, Vincent.
Okay, so, chat. First round of the new map.
I'm roaming around like a lost puppy, but guess what? Everybody's roaming around like a lost puppy.
Here's the second thing I noticed. The main lobby is gigantic.
It's so open.
It low, dude, the main lobby is so open.
Beautiful C4, thank you, Sesta.
All right, let's try upstairs.
Shout upstairs, let's try upstairs, why not, why not?
And we're gonna play, but I love Thunderbird.
Also Thunderbird got like,
Thunderbird got an involuntary buff
since Doka B got a buff
because now that Doka B is just gonna do
guaranteed damage to people if they don't hang up well now they can just eat the
guaranteed damage and then eat my thunderbirds it's the ultimate team player
do chat I was trying to see for twitch and I see for the ceiling
Yo, this map is really pretty, man.
This is a cigar room, okay.
This map is really pretty.
When is the solo Minecraft marathon?
Yo, I need a break from the last one.
Maybe in a couple of months, but I will do it. I will do it. I swear. I will
Maybe in like three or four months realistically dude look at this chap look at this
See how open it is yo, how much you want to bet if I aim right here. I get like a free headshot kill
Here I'm here. I'm here
Check you here
Bro this is so scary, you can actually go out of the roof.
like a ball of blocker, blocker.
Karol van B.A. young boy.
But if you find my house, surprise him.
Well, I'll send him to the water.
Don't know how.
One's not.
Chad, you can hear that?
One of them was not.
I should have let them rez and got the double kill.
Boggles just typed sensitivity lower than his IQ.
So, yo, Boggles, you realize that's normal, right?
Boggles, the average IQ is 100.
No one who's ever played Siege has ever
used 100 sensitivity.
Like, Boggles, the thing is, you are attacking my IQ.
But by saying it, how you said it,
You ended up proving how low your IQ is, Poggles.
No one plays, oh my God, there's a Blackjack room?
Okay, I'm in a casino, there has to be a Blackjack room.
Miho, miho.
I might jump in the Blackjack room,
I'm not even trolling.
Check, can you play Blackjack here?
No way, right?
Hey, Jinxie, when's the breaking out of Area 51 stream?
All right.
It's a nice map. Yeah, this map is very pretty. Very pretty!
Blackjack! Blackjack!
Okay, what do we got here? This guy's got, this is a blue margarita, you can tell.
This is probably Tequila, I'm not gonna lie.
There's a bunch of beers.
Dude, it looks like somebody hit Blackjack and then somebody raged.
than somebody Rage. It looked like a dealer hit Blackjack and someone Rage. I'm not gonna
die. See bro, this is a good spot for a rotation. Dude one thing about being an R6 champion is
you have to look at a map for the first time and just know where the rotations are gonna
it off the dome scheme for it's located a bomb up for has located a bomb wait this
is like wait this is new that's a new reload animation I think all right maybe
I'm schizophrenic he's the same keep I activate it
that was the worst zombie I've ever thrown in my life I'm not even kidding
when I say that. That's the worst of zombie I've ever thrown in my life.
Oh no, stop the explosion! This broken operator man!
If I don't answer that, I'm on 60 health burning. Like, this is insane.
Shiloki used her a bit, but he wronged.
You should only doggie when you know someone's near by you, though.
JP calling? You can't even say JP calling. It's like Satan calling now.
I don't even know where I'm going, Chad.
I'm probably gonna walk right into an enemy in a second.
He's dead.
Terrible dokerby.
Stop this, I'm not standing.
I'm the greatest of all time! I'm the best of all time!
Come on, man! Hyper-aware, hyper-aware! Go, brother, goodbye!
Let's go, champ.
Was that a 3k or a 4k? That was a 4k.
Dude, that was a 4k.
I'm going to play Dokeby just because she's literally broken.
So what counters her?
I guess mute, just ban mute, and we automatically win.
This character is busted.
Just ban mute, we automatically win, no?
That was a 4K chat.
Hyper Autism.
All right.
Wait, wait.
Dude, I had to go Dokeby at the speed of human like, or the speed of light.
Because I didn't want somebody to take it.
That rooster thing pretty gifted. Love you, don't go to the event.
Mute doesn't even counter it. Wait, it's a chat.
The counters to DokaBee just so we're clear.
And I'm not talking about like Doc or Thunderbird where you can work around it.
I mean direct hard counters.
What is it?
Is there any counters?
Guys, are there any counters?
I don't, nothing, nothing.
The chat is saying nothing.
Wait a minute, tequila bar?
It's a DJ booth.
Yo chat, we should explore what the map looks like from here.
Dude, it's like Vegas, right?
This is so sick.
I actually love it.
Oh my god, this is beautiful.
R6.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm proud of y'all. This is a beautiful map, dude.
This is beautiful, man.
It's literally Vegas, y'all.
Okay, the cars don't look realistic at all.
Dude, there's the Vegas Sphere.
Chat, Vegas Sphere back there?
Ferris wheel? Eiffel Tower?
Sick, bro.
Wait, Huzzah. What do you mean?
Huzzah.
Oh, that's all right! Why not, eh?
Yo, 6-in-1 chat, and my Katie's gonna be high after this.
High, high, high, high, high, high, high!
Can you shoot the balloons? Yes, you can!
man!
Peek it, you pussy!
I'm really good at grims actually.
Holy shit
See what
I watched Jane down.
I might get shit out of this angle.
Ah, that was so winnable, I shouldn't have crouched.
Never crouched.
I don't know why I crouched.
If I stand, he's dead.
Wait, Thermite, you got it, please!
Thermite, for the boys!
For the boys!
Come on, Thermite, 1v1.
Put the Yeager Black Ice in my ass.
7 and 2 will take it.
If I stand, I win that.
I shouldn't have crouched.
Chat, listen to me.
Never crouch in this game.
I'm not kidding.
Never do it.
You just get head shoted by bad players
with bad crosshair placement.
Don't reward bad players.
Never crouch.
1.6 KD.
See, now this is the junko I fucking know.
So wait, in placement games, in the old days of siege,
you would get plus like 140 minus 140.
So you would swing like crazy.
If I just won in flat, my next placement's
going to be Emerald.
Do this play another one.
Yo, one more until we get place.
One more until we get place.
All right, chat.
Here we go.
We have one lost, three wins in our placements,
also wrote you, not bad, Kade.
I've gotten some good teammates.
The first team was a literal lobotomy team.
The second team was like lobotomites.
And then the third and the fourth team were good.
The third and the fourth team were good.
Video idea, beat Minecraft.
Brother, listen to me.
We just did that with Ron, but it was Mickey Mouse
because I didn't beat Minecraft.
So, in like four months, I'm going to solo beat Minecraft.
Hardcore, nonstop, solo.
To prove all the doubt is wrong, solo.
I'm not gonna lie, that stream, with Rod, it was four days.
That stream is gonna be 10 days, I'm not even kidding.
But my God, that'll be cinema if I beat it.
I might lose my mind, but listen, I won't quit, I promise.
All right, next game.
After this game, we will have our rank.
Let me say that again.
After, Clip Socasino, back to back.
For the boys!
Back to back, new map!
After this game, we will have our rank.
Do you understand?
I need to win this game.
Everybody lock in, all right?
Perez, Perez, Perez, Perez, Perez, Perez, Perez.
After this game, I'll have my rank.
We got back to back to lipsocus, you know,
everybody dialed in chat.
By the way, if you've finished your placement games
or YouTube, if you're watching this video on YouTube
at about an hour, what rank did you get
in your placement games?
Okay, here we go.
Focus, lock in with Play Scopos.
Staff working good this season, not gonna lie.
1.6 KV, 75% 1% it's not bad kid, but it's not what we want.
Last season I had a 1.9 KV on PC and I hit Emerald.
This season, I needed 2KV and I need to be champion.
No ifs ands or buts about it, no questions.
So I'm gonna drop an absolute nuke in this game.
I'm already champion.
You place champion?
Oh, we got a liar in the chat.
Bro, it's not possible to place in champion from five games.
If you lie again, you're getting banned.
You can't place champion.
It's not possible.
Somebody said global elite, that's a counter strike rank.
All right.
Secure the area. Keep the bomb.
When is the last of us?
I'm either gonna do the last of us in one week
or in three weeks.
I don't know.
Lock in, here we go.
It's a compromise.
I'm gonna compromise the plan accordingly.
Lock in.
Lock in, Chad. Lock in, lock in.
Hello, Dean.
Oh my god
how are you how are you doing I'm doing alright just just got on some R6
I can't hear myself!
I'm really upset that we got the right name
I'm not gonna talk you crazy
I'm not R6 right now too
are you actually?
yeah as we speak
that's kinda cool
that's not sex though
I'm pretty, uh, I played it at once, and I just hate it.
Guys, guys, please.
I also might just hate it.
I mean, I do get mad, but it's just, like, I don't know where to go.
You know what I'm doing?
Are they just in?
The map's killing you to some degree, going.
The map's actually great.
I can feel it.
The map's very clean.
I love, I love pretty maps.
I'm a very aesthetic guy.
I'm a little sassy.
I like Starbucks and aesthetic.
Oh, God, I got targeted by demos.
What does that mean, chat?
I'm putting siege. I'm putting siege. I'm putting siege. Deimos. Delcabee. Voila. This
is crazy. Deimos. Delcabee. All right. Here's the thing. Listen to me. Listen to me clear.
What's that this doing if
Muted muted muted muted sure they're all great guys, but my eardrums are gonna explode
In 2026 if you want to hit champion and siege do not realm
It's over
Doka be is or at least wait until you can ban her
Doka be is you can't roam anymore. I'm not even kidding if you're playing against competent players. You can't roam
Can't roam brother. What was I supposed to do there?
I couldn't even see because of the notification on my screen. Wait my team's clutching my team's clutching my team's clutching my team's clutching my team's clutch!
Oh my god, I love you guys! You guys are crazy! Please clutch.
You got it, you got it. 2v1. Please clutch, please clutch.
Chat 2v1. We got it, relax. We got it, relax. We got it, relax.
Nice guys!
Let's go, damn it!
Yo, guys, I just want to say you guys are go-ded, thank you so much for clutching.
Wait, I forgot I have to do this, Chad. I can do this.
Mr. Jixi Soundboard?
No, that's the real Jixi Bear.
Wait, I actually did it not later.
Wait, guys, I have one request, guys.
I have one request.
I have one request guys
Wait, wait, wait, let's see, let's see the request Junko
This game, every time there's a new season it introduces a bug and this season it puts everybody's volume on 7000%
So could you guys go to your audio and put your input capture?
No, no, no, I'm good, I'm good, thank you though
Oh, okay
I'm just gonna mute you then, like wait, wait, wait, wait, what? What? You're good
My ears are ringing! You're good!
Hey, I'm just gonna mute you.
What?
What, like what?
You're good.
My ears are gonna blow up.
What do you mean you're good?
You're on 7,000% volume.
And it's not even your fault, it's just a bug.
I'm literally asking you to just turn down your volume.
I'm good, okay, okay.
Nevermind, man.
I'm just gonna quadruple mute every game until the siege fixes the game.
I'm good!
Okay.
You're blasting my ears open, man.
Yeah, this map, hey, this map is like literally beautiful.
I'm not even gonna lie.
Oh, this map is party!
I think I'm gonna go back to the game.
Can you gamble? Can you gamble on this?
What am I doing? What am I doing? Am I an idiot?
wait chat this looks like a good quarter to sit in with cavera no actually I
could see you they could definitely see you on that when I can't roam I almost
forgot I can't roam shadow can't roam oh my god I can't roam I need to get back
the side room dead I need to get back the side room dead
I'm gonna get Deimos del Cabean
I actually almost forgot for a second.
Don't like barricade it!
th
Why are you- you're under my gun!
Like how much you are you!
I should have never peed.
He's under my gun!
You absolute luck box!
Oh my god.
Fishies!
Jack, does anybody know what type of fish this is?
Wait, why are they only doing one motion?
This dude, Ubisoft, guys, why are the-
Okay.
Y'all can't even try to make it realistical.
The fish are going in one motion.
guys the fish are going in one motion that's actually insane close out of the door close
Close side of the door.
15 seconds.
Planting.
Kill the planter!
Oh my god, you're the best!
You're the best!
Holy crap!
What?!
Kill the planter! Kill the planter! Kill the planter!
Oh my god, you're the best!
You're the GOAT! Holy crap!
What?!
Somebody to check this went...
Maybe because it's not a fishing game.
Yo bro, oh, thanks for telling me Siege isn't a fishing game.
I'm talking about how they literally coded the fish to do one motion continuously, like that's so lazy.
You can't even have it do two motions, or three, or no, two.
The fish did this the whole time.
Maybe because it's not a fishing game.
Oh, thanks, man. I thought I was on Sega right now doing a fishing game.
Unmute. Yo, bro, I'm-
Junko, what's that? It turns down my mic.
Yo, what's up guys? How's it going?
Hey, jump go!
Yo bro, just go to your audio and then go to your input and then just turn it down your input volume.
All right, thank you.
I know you like that clutch though.
Yeah, I did. That clutch actually turned me on a little bit, kitten.
Oh shit.
Thank you, thank you.
How are you?
Wait a second.
Is this better?
Yes, it's way better, way better, way better.
Okay, okay, okay.
I love the minecraft stream bro, congratulations bro.
Hey thank you man, thank you seriously thank you dad.
Very wholesome today, wow.
Very wholesome.
It's R6 Jinxie not Bass Pro, yeah guys.
How long did it take?
I didn't see it, I wasn't aware of it.
Me, Hunion, it took 75 hours.
Oh god.
Yeah, next I'm gonna do it solo,
and it might take a month, I'm not even kidding.
It might take a month.
You do not want to like Ronded though.
What, no armor, I'm a bad guy.
Dude, I didn't know what. Ron did it, dude! Ron did it!
Yeah, but Ron's like a speedrunner. He beat the game in the hell.
Okay, but like, look.
Bro, I have CTE, bro! I have CTE!
No, you don't, bro! No, you don't, bro!
Me, huh?
Jack, no, I do! I really do have CTE!
Yo, what do I like in Force? What should I put my fucking things on?
Bro, I'm gonna be honest, I don't even know. It's gonna take me like a month to learn this map. I'm not even kidding.
Thank you, thanks.
5 seconds left.
Top 4 has located a bomb.
You have been spotted.
Your location has been compromised.
Shield operator, DokaV.
I mean, you guys are so disgusting.
Monty Dokeby!
What just hit me?
Oh, that was the Dokeby call that I forgot about.
What am I?
Oh, we're playing Dokeby War on Attack!
We're playing Dokeby War on Attack!
Dokeby is on two paint?
Oh, they're in sight.
you
Dude, I'm, I'm free and freed, Lee.
I gotta clean this up.
Unranked gameplay.
This is my last game before I get my rank.
I don't know what I'm gonna get, but I need to win.
I need to win.
Jackie
Yo guys, I have a question guys
Yes, it's up. Jokka shoot shoot when you guys shower. Do you wash your ass?
Of course, bro. You have okay
Like I'd be dirty talking on the chaser in the crack in the crack in the crack in the crack
Yeah, you'd be dirty if you didn't do that bro. No, no, no, I don't think that's dirty
Okay, no, if you really think about it, bro, you're you're scrubbing body soap, right?
It's dripping down to the crack. I like that guy. And
Whoa, whoa, whoa, if you're wiping your butt, you're gonna have poop left over, right?
So unless you have like a bidet, your butt's gonna be dirty no matter what, bro.
Like I don't know why you're wiping it.
Yeah, that's why you wash it, bro.
So because you don't wash your ass, maybe we get a dokobie and a blitz and just end the game.
because that like if we don't wash our ass bro that's what we should play
don't give me blitz a I could run it if y'all what all right all right so many
run where we don't blitz because I don't wash my ass we're gonna don't give you
call the rumor and then I'm gonna blitz him because I don't wash my ass okay
fat fat fat I'm with you Dixie who's who's roaming though no I was saying
all the fact that you do not need to play you can't go that way you can't go
in your but in your but we got to go back up
where are we there are we you know where the fuck do we go classic where do we go
ash could you like hot reach this ash and we just all fly in
We gotta get some kings so I can call.
I'm gonna drone real quick.
Yeah bro, try to get pings on these guys, cause then if you could call them I could just run at them.
I don't know how to get to the site from here though.
Vigil's up here on the north mezzanine second floor somewhere.
There's one by that two thing, there's K by that two thing.
i'm calling vigil right now
you guys do we know what's i think it would be a good thing
yeah yeah to the left right here like right here
cage should be down this hallway i believe
you lost our call call call call cake okay okay
uh... we don't have him scanned can't call
are calling now
called
you ask you have a lot of questions you ask under the mirror
you ask you have a lot of charge
ball ride
he always in his own world
calm here
twenty five seconds
well uh... but it will be a lot of people
but it's not
what why is it a few
Oh my god, I'm outside, what the fuck?
This is such a disadvantage.
CTESPN, why is the defuser downstairs? Why is that not in game chat?
Yeah, this is going to be a ball game here, boys. This is going to be a ball game.
I can't play, but it's too disgusting.
That's okay, we win now, now we win.
I said if you're downstate, I don't understand.
Yeah, if we win this game, I'll hit a rare ball right.
It's making friends.
Oh, yo, bro, guys, I'm not a it.
I'm not a it.
All right, I don't know any of the spawn points.
Dude, when I'm learning a map,
I like attacking it first rather than defending it
because I like working in and not working out.
Miho listen. You don't wash your ass to just play Blitz. Yeah, but I'm not even good at Blitz.
Nothing, like I'm not going to see it or act like Blitz takes any brain cells to use, but I just don't like using pistols. I have no trigger finger.
Blitz is like, if it was up to me, I would just delete shield operators from the game completely, or I would nerf them into the ground, one or the other.
Shield operators are so stupid. It's insane
It's talking all right
Now but I'm already just gonna say this like I like ranked 3.0 already
I like that. I'm not in copper right now. You don't have to start out in copper. You just start out in a good rank
This is gonna be a good game back at this gonna be a close game
Bro, Ace never even sees the light of day in this game.
No one ever even gets to play Ace anymore man, he just gets a snap man.
Yeah, so where'd they go?
They went like in the middle floor, like where I pinged, this is where the reinforcement
is.
I went Thermite because I didn't even know.
The best way to alert a map is to breach, so I'm just going to do that.
All right back
How do I pick this fun point every time yeah, yeah, whatever you do don't spawn here. I didn't know what this is called
The warden chasing my drone fuck yeah warden's roaming around on the first floor
No boys going class.
Argus ready.
God, hey, how much noise this tart makes.
part makes
oh dude, if they're running this is gonna fuck them up
can i watch that free kill maybe?
One's close on the brief hard wall.
Oh, thank you for actually tubing that. That actually helped.
I've died to two people who have been under my gun this game. I'm not even making this up.
That's the second time someone was under my gun.
I feel like this is one of the best games I've ever played.
I feel like this is winnable.
Good aim.
Yo, I think you could res?
I think you could res.
I didn't even know you was downed.
That was good aim from this guy.
Why would you change your aim?
Oh, nice shot.
Good job, good job.
Bro, I can't do anything in this game.
This guy was under my gun. Wow. That was good stuff. What?
That's a PC emerald, bro. That was good aim
Are you fooling the internet or just ignored in life?
Bugles you typed that message a week ago, bro. It wasn't funny then
It wasn't funny then bro
Do you stream on your email?
Yo Luke Luke does your brain stream? Does your brain stream brain cells?
But that was a PC emerald bro
That's insane
That was like really good of a name that Ella peaked at emerald he had an emerald banner that's actually insane
He just fried two people
All right, um
Dude, I don't really know what to do guys because I don't know where to like the hard part about a new map is attacking because you just actually don't know where to go
Are you happy in life? Yeah, I am you said I'm good at I am JC
Yes, sir, bro. Yes, sir, man
Storing the booger for later a
What I can my day what?
What do you mean, storing the booger for later?
Is Ron awake?
Bro, Ron left yesterday, bro.
Ron left yesterday.
I miss Ron.
Chad didn't realize this was going to happen, but I miss Ron, man.
I miss Ron.
I did it.
I miss him.
Okay, so this spawn is the roof spawn, or no, no, wait, what?
I wish they just told you what I'm gonna do poolside
Dude look at this this is sexy bro, they did good with this Matt man. They're done good son
bring Ron to champion stream win that would literally take like bro about
take a while
what are you doing a marathon stream with boggles oh we're setting up a day
I'll do that when hell freezes over is it first floor I know it's like friend ask I
Don't even want to play brava chat because of the drone glitch right now. I'm not even kidding, bro
I'm literally just wandering because I don't even know where I'm supposed to go.
This is so new map core, like I didn't even know where I was supposed to go man, seriously.
I actually don't even know where to go.
I can't play bravo this season until they fix the drone glitch.
We gotta start hitting castles when we're gonna lose.
I'm looking under under under under
Calling him
I downcastle, castles downed.
Why can't I stand here?
10 seconds
What kind of plan here?
Oh, I thought we're inside already. Oh my god. I'm so retired. I thought I was in site queue. That's why I smoke myself
I thought I was inside as well
Oh my god. Yo, I learned the map bro. I thought it was inside. I'm sorry
Oh my god, yeah, let's do a rank we get
Let's do a rank we get I
Thought I was inside dude. That's so unfortunate. Wait here we go. All right after five placement games
I'm gonna say plat I think
Plat for
Not bad not great
Not bad, not greats!
1.5 KT 61%
Not a bad shot at all.
Alright, let's do it again. I gotta get a 2 KT to the back.
I just need to drop a nuke.
Bro, I thought I was in sight, guys. That's so unfortunate.
Alright, I'm gonna go pee, I'm gonna go pee, I'm gonna go pee.
You
Oh
We got Charlie oh
Baby, give me one more chance
Yeah, let's go boy. They going man
Chat is meth worth it. That's literally the first message. I came back to no, bro
Honestly, bro, no drugs is worth it, man.
Drugs will literally ruin your life, bro.
Dead ass.
Like, they will ruin your life, man.
Don't ever do any drugs, bro.
Man-like, bro.
Don't do no drugs, man.
For reals, bro.
Ron said, miss you, Junko.
Bro, Ron.
Look at my Snapchat story, bro.
Ron, I went into my bathroom today to go shower, and I saw just your chair, and it was
empty, bro.
I'm not kidding. I did ask outside bro
Run, I miss you bro. I don't miss
Sleeping in bed with you. That was a lot, but I do miss you bro. I miss I miss having you around man
Dude run, I think next we just go diamond Jim bro. I think we just go diamond Jim. I'm not kidding
I think we just go diamond Jim bro
We got these shit
I'm not even getting it.
How bad could it actually be, Chath?
How bad could Diamond Jim actually be?
For a human being who was born and raised in Tarpon Springs, which is top 10 deadliest
cities in America, how bad could fucking Diamond Jim be?
How bad, y'all?
See, smoke.
I'm not even kidding.
Smoke, you're the stupidest person I've ever played a gap.
I like, yo, bro, is there a single sentient thought
in your brain?
What is smoke doing?
What is I'm doing
Okay, you want to see something cool you want to see something cool chat
Wait, I don't know if I want to do it
I'm gonna be getting pole stand here. All right, watch this watch this
Nevermind
Yeah, let me just forget everything I said
You you got it big bro you got it
Alright, something's going on where like, this guy peeked at PC Emerald and he's moving
like spoi.
I'm dying instantly.
I'm dying so, I'm dying at the speed of light.
You got it big bro.
Oh my god.
You got it.
One friendly operator remaining.
I got it instantly, I got it instantly, man.
Vajara!
Yo Jack, should we get a stat going?
Should we get a stat going?
Should we get a stat, let me call Mingo.
assemble the Avengers bingo base CE bro yo bro do you want to get a stack
who is in it who is in it who is in it it's like damn you're my T2 team it's
Me, Franklin, Lou, Boots, and Chicks.
Me, huh?
Wait, what about like stomping, bro?
Is stomping on?
Bro, he lives in Europe, gang.
You want him to be on a hundred and twenty thing?
Bro, it's stomping, bro.
I'm down the road, I'm calling.
Hey, let me call him, let me call him, let me call him.
Call him, call him, call him.
I just want to play with like, stop.
Whatever you say, Zaddy.
drone to locate a bomb stop it is doing face cam
Wait is void on
Bro, what if we got a stack with me stop and wait a mingo and we played ranked
It's midnight yeah, but I think stop is on right now. No it's something not on I
Thought something was on right now. I thought someone was literally on right now
He's on what do you mean? It's midnight. Are you drunk?
Stop it's on mingles on I think spoits on
You split on
I mean, I don't want to force it if people have stacks you lost tax I'll just play solo. I don't really matter
I don't mind, I don't mind.
Porto down! Porto! Papa take the gun!
Oh shit, stop it's called of me, stop it's called of me, stop it's called of me.
Yo, yo, yo!
I was better, I was better on you.
You're good. Yo, Miho, do you want to make a stack with uh, me and Mingo?
Uh, no, no, I'm done.
Who are you with right now?
Uh, I'm gonna make some European gross.
Hey, let us know, Twin.
I think they go through this T2 attack.
Okay, okay, okay, bet. Bro, my game's 1-0, okay?
Yeah, my game's all set.
All right, bet. I'm gonna see if, uh, um, it's spoiled so long, or did it's spoiled get off?
Okay, okay. All right, me help. I'm gonna call you soon.
All right, that's you.
Somebody here somebody.
of
the
death of
the
death of
you only kill me because you have two is on me like all right you only kill me
because you have two is on me like this shit is so fucking stupid
The diffuser has been secured.
Got a name!
Bruh, I just shit on three people, I think we're going to lose no chat, nine.
Up for eliminated.
Azami!
How did you wear...
Azami, how did you whiff?
How did you whiff?
Like, how did you whiff?
Oh my god, get Richie.
Let me call Richie.
Bro, like, I'm happy we won the round,
but holy mother of god.
We should not have won the round.
We should not have won the round, though.
Yo Richie Richie!
Yo my wifi just went out like 2 seconds ago.
Ba Ba, alright.
Yo Richie, do you want to play ranked with me, Stomp it and Mingo in like 10 or 15 minutes?
Um, I'd be down later. I might get banned bro, I would just mid game, I got f***ing motherfuckers, it's like storming in Texas, but I'll let you know bro.
Alright, just text me bro, okay?
Alright, that's it.
All right, mehanyans.
Sina wants to play.
Yeah, man, let's put Sina into a champ stack
with Stalpin and Mingo.
That's like putting a tuna fish in front of 16 great white
sharks.
AJ, I think it's the one.
That's the worst idea I've ever heard.
No.
I need a boss.
She'll not have any fun.
When like half the people are going to be like sniping, cheating, champ, get Los Poros.
You want me to put Los Poros into a ranked stack with me, stop it, and mingle.
Chat, see how I snuck myself in?
Drone is located above.
Chat, see how I snuck myself in?
Also, Los doesn't have ranked unlocked.
It's not even possible.
Also, Loser doesn't have ranked unlocked. It's not even possible.
You think you're in Plat? Yeah, but guys, the thing is, nobody's champ right now because it's the first day of the season.
So like, if you're like Emerald on the first day, you're champ.
It's the first day. Do you know what I'm saying?
of
It's a chat.
I think Goyo's blue, but I can't.
What are you doing?
I
I can't play I can't play
Bumble he can't play he can't play
Bro, miss operators not balance. What the fuck are you doing?
Wait what?
Wait, why is this guy yelling?
Yo, is everything alright man? Why's this guy screaming?
We just won the round.
Happiest R6 player.
Why's this guy yelling?
Dude, what did he just say?
What did he say?
Fuck, what the fuck are you doing?
Get Darth Vader.
Yeah, let me get Darth Vader in my R16, bro
We won the round he went what the fuck are you doing?
Happiest our six player box into one
He said you're fat. No, he didn't he did not say that
I got me, Mingo, and Stompingtons. Richie can't play because his Wi-Fi is off. Who could
we get, bro? Who could we get for a stack? Who could we get for a stack? Dude, I'm gonna
have a 1.8 after this game. I'm gonna drop like 11 kills this time. I'm gonna go like
I'm gonna protect the bombs
He can't play he can't play
10 seconds, for under 10 seconds, setting up 5 seconds, keep an eye out for op for accepting
to defuse your bombs.
You knew you knew all right. You're either wall hacking or you had a drone
I got around because this doga be's gonna call me in a second and I won't be able to fight
He knew he pre-fired me, okay
That's like insane.
Why are you in?
Oh my god, here we go with this bitch!
Hit a mat, hit a mat.
Bro, that guy hit my frost mat.
Ambi chat is Ambi on.
Bro, if anyone's supply, I'm down.
bro this operator is so stupid
get caught off guard bitch
Guys, no no no, we need a super team. A team that could never lose a single round. Bro,
But if we got Ambi, Mingo, and Stompin, Shaisa.
Chad, is Ambi on?
I mean, it's new season.
It's first day of season.
Pro leagues, I think, in offseason right now.
So I'm just going to assume Ambi's on.
I'm going to text him on Twitter.
I'm just going to text him on Twitter.
I don't know how about it.
I don't know where to talk to him.
Chad, is Ambi streaming or not?
Bodo? Is Bodo on?
Ambi's in scrims? Bro, what?
How are they in scrims right now?
Wasn't there a major a fucking week ago?
Oh, Ambi has scrims? Chysa.
Chat Chysa.
Bodo? We have Bodo a product.
Is Bodo on?
Cause he has something new in it, Peru.
Chad, imagine playing against Stoplet, Mingo, and Bodo.
Baval right.
That'd be so fun.
Like if we got, Chad, if we got like a ranked God squad
and Q'd, right now that would be fun, bro.
Can't impact the bomb.
Bottle's on.
Oh my God.
Bumper's on!
are you stupid I mean GG are they even trying to win oh my god three case in
This is why I love mozzie because
I just have four drones this is why I love like I love mozzie
I
Said they broke into garage below me, I know they did I could hear it
I
Do that would have been it oh my god, I'm a three-cash
That would have been a three-cash for a mazzi. So I love mazzi. He's so good
11-3
All right, so chat the cheap Bolo is down. Okay, so this is our stack right now
It's me stopping mingo and bonus who could the fifth be is casing on
Lou said let me know me ha chat who could the fifth be bro
Who could the fifth be oh my god, that'd be fun
bro is Andy on
chat saying me chat and me Sina yeah bro guys let me make this clear bro Sina
is she is literally copper skill level if Sina played with four champs she
would not get a kill unless it was captain if she would have any fall
friend is a neutralized is she playing the new season with high-rise column yo
Hi guys, what up?
Hey bro, where'd you need one for the stack? Seems like I'm free. All night.
Hi Brian, you know, hey bro, you wanna actually play man?
Hell yeah bro, I'll load up right now. I don't even think the game's installed, hold on, I'm gonna check.
Give me one second.
So you don't have the game installed?
Not even updated, installed.
Oh, oh, no, I just have to update it. Let me just see how long this will...
Hi, Brian. If you want to join, I'm kind of open to it.
Nice, James. Now, let me see. Starting the download...
You're just now downloading it!
It's gonna take two minutes. Bro, I've been warming up. It's just, uh...
New update came out. There's fixed all the bugs, so...
chat should we get high-fives as the fifth bro chat saying yes so wait me
mingo stomping bolo and hive brine that sounds generational that sounds
generational man oh shit I feel like the fucking Drake image nice bro yeah you are
Drake on in Kentucky yes that is you bro uh dude or high-fives it's like you
know when there's like the clown next to the four like military officers you're
the clown
I have a sea-eye snuck myself in
and it's like a 1.5 motherfucker okay have I I'll let you know me how but
probably yes yeah probably yes all right all right all right back back back back back
why do you always shoot so many bullets
Like I see the shadow, but I don't see the body all right all right man
I'm literally LeBron on the calves right now after Kyrie got hurt
0 and 5, 1 and 5, 3 and 4, 5 and 2. That's Kevin Love
SOMEBODY HELP
You know I kind of want to lose this round just so I can have 20 kills. I'm out of the beginning
1.5 KD in Plat. I know like logic isn't really fun in this chat. This isn't Plat. This is
Plat on the first day of the season, which means this is Diamond Slash Champion, man.
Wake up and use your noggin! Yep, I'm actually getting launched. I'm actually getting launched.
One more round of bleeding.
Please watch this Kevin love Kevin love please
Boggles just had 13 kills in platinum equals 50 points in the G League
Boggles, you're a bronze player like I don't even like boggles. You are bronze
You're not even in the G League. You're in the fucking
elderly retirement home league, bro
Y'all starting point guard is 83 years old.
Buggles, you're bronze!
You're a bronze player!
You're bronze, Buggles!
Like, you didn't have a perception of this game, man.
It's like a deer in headlights when you play siege.
Buggles, what are you typing?
So chat our team is going to be me, Stompin, Bolo, Mingo, and Hive Brack, holy cinema, holy
cinema.
Play League now, yo Aiden Williams, don't boss me around bro, I'll play League when
I want to play League.
Just like I'll play Siege when I want to play Siege, I'll play Minecraft when I want to
play Minecraft.
I'll play the last of us, but I want to play the last of us I'll play rocket league when I want to play rocket league
I'll play CX when I want to play CX. I'll take a shit when I want to take a shit
I'm not your dog. You can't park orders at me
Play league now. Go fuck yourself
Actually, they get to one they get to one
But I'm not even kidding like when people when people complain about games
It's literally the most annoying thing a human being can do
It's like bro instead of just leaving the stream and minding your business you're complaining about a game
Like bro put a sock in it Aiden
Like put a friggin sock in it dude, I'm gonna play whatever I want to play that name bro period country
5 seconds to go.
Proceed to bomb location at the fuselage.
Wait, bro, if you don't want to watch the game, just leave, bro.
I don't care.
Don't complain about it.
It's like what a psycho would do.
So you go one in six and then leave.
You go one in six and then leave.
Are you the devil? I'm not even kidding. Are you the devil?
You go one in six and then leave. What a piece of shit.
Drone's up and running.
It's not an ego guys. When people are complaining about games, it's annoying as fuck.
I just got fingerblasted. I just got fingerblasted. Oh my god. I just, I just got fingerblasted.
I don't even know what to say. I just got fucked.
Poster, they give me the product. Love you, Poster.
Cussing doesn't make you intimidating, Jinxie. You're a turtle. What does that even mean?
I'm not even trying to be intimidating! I know I'm not intimidating! What?!
Cussing doesn't make you- What?!
for this this of this uh sold us is moving
shy stuff yeah so okay let me get this straight guys our teammate goes one six if he had any
brain cells we would have already won the game but it's okay it's fine he goes one and six he's
He's the only reason why we're in overtime to begin with, because he's so excruciatingly
bad.
But him being a UAV for the team wasn't enough, so he left.
So now, instead of even being able to use his death to our advantage, he just flat out
left.
Like this is demonic.
I'm not even kidding.
This is demonic.
just typed you're intimidating to women boggles i didn't know what that means bro so i'm so
ugly that i scare women away nice boggles appreciate it aggro think of the fun
bro bro bro our teammate went one and six and then left that's like the most evil human being
I've ever ran into on this game one in six and then left
Secure the area keep the box protected
One in six and then he leaves say wallah I mean how do we win this?
I'm ready for assault.
Trick shot, new drone, good die.
Ten seconds remaining.
Got it, drone!
Five seconds to insertion.
Up for his last shot.
I
We got even the numbers
All right numbers have been evened gotta reload
I didn't want around just have a fucking dog of it
You're under me.
You're under me making no noise.
Why is Masi busting a nut?
I'm assuming my teammates are just going to let me die and the game along with it.
Creep thing to find.
Guys, I mean...
Alright.
I could have been rescued for forty-five seconds.
OH MY GOD!
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO LEAVE YOU BASE OF SHIT?!
All you have to do is just keep dying, but at least we can play your trades.
Now we can't even trade your death because you just left.
And get stuck in the back.
Twitch is on this yellow thing. Yo, you get flanked in area, in area, flank blue, flank blue, flank blue, in area.
Switches in piano, switchwalks in piano, switches in piano, in piano.
Daenerys flight blue, flight blue, flight blue, flight blue, flight blue, Daenerys flight blue.
He's right here, he's not looking at you, he hopped out of the window.
He's hopping out of the K-9 window.
Am I muddied?
Yo Jinxie, show!
Alright.
You're one and six, you ungrateful piece of shit!
Right there, what are you looking at? What are you looking at?
He's outside the window
Yeah, he's outside of the window
He's gonna walk in can I door all right ones inside yes, no that I know
One bathroom one canine door, I doubt this guy knows what came on door me canine canine. He's not in yet. He's inside now relax
down to 15 seconds
He ran to B side I think he's gonna plan B. You gotta go now. You gotta go now
He's gonna plan B plan B. Yep behind the back. Let's see behind the bed. Why are you going slow?
I'm gonna push it off. You can't hear me, but my god
Yeah, literally a slow slap right there
All right
You're getting more than for grieving!
What the fuck was that?!
What even was that?!
Just walk at him!
Buzzerra!
I said flank blue, flank blue, flank blue, flank blue.
His response is nothing for a minute.
I keep saying Flankbrew because Switch has no idea.
He then says, shut up!
Tell me to shut up!
Then I say, he's right!
Click literally, close left, right there!
He makes a shotgun hole, and then instead of switching his guns,
he switches his guns, switches back,
then reloads his shotgun in front of the enemy.
You should never play this game again!
Yo, how's it going, man?
You ready to rock and roll?
Yeah, it's on the call.
Yo, Twinsky, I have a stack, by the way.
Wait, I don't know.
Did you guys make a stack, or I got people?
I don't know, nigga, do we have a stack?
Vova, all right.
Wait, let me just join to the call. Wait, who's in the call?
He said we're playing with Five Eyes and Bullet.
Yeah, yeah, we are, we are, we are. Yes, yes, yes.
That's who I got, that's who I got. Peek, peek, peek. All right, all right, all right.
I'm gonna join.
No one improved.
Yeah, I just got entered, man. I mean, that inting piece of shit.
I'm saying, flake blue, flake blue, flake blue, flake blue.
doesn't respond for a minute then says shut up as he's one and six like you
need to never play siege again oh wait I'm still on the phone with you stop it
oh yeah you said join calls so I thought my bad I'm gonna make a new call
hold up but I didn't know I was on the phone I'm gonna add Bodo high-vives
Mingo all right stop it. I'm calling. I'm calling. I'm calling. I'm calling
Just what a piece of fucking shit wait, why's my brother in here hold up
Yo, yo, I actually added my brother to the call
Yeah, I didn't mean to yo me hose. What's up?
Yeah
How's it going? Yo, hi guys none of that selling shit
Oh, yes
I was actually gonna say no to the stack then I heard hi guys is rolling through see that see I'm saying about us
That love that show stop. They call me hi guys. No one calls you the freaking show stopper dude
Hey, just you win a couple of ranked games. Maybe you will get in here. I just got sold like I literally got launched to the moon
I got launched to the next line. You got up here online. I'm by the ball. Oh
Jerry you again main guy invited you mean mean I'm gonna bet you you invite everybody my things glitch some kid hacked my account and
I'm gonna read my job
Bro mingo congratulations on the charm of a game that is great great
I'm just ready for it to be in the game, bro.
They said it might be a couple of days.
Wait, what?
It's not in the game?
It's not in the game.
I think this happens like every season
someone gets a charm like it's not the first day
they get it in.
Ubisoft's locked in this season.
Yo, I have like a drone glitch.
My main menu music of the Alpha Pack
was playing during the game.
How about, what else happened?
Oh, voice chat didn't work.
Everyone's mic was exploding.
Classic.
I don't know.
Yo, what do y'all think of Doka B, by the way?
This is so broken. Yeah.
Thank you.
Probably the most broken up in years.
You can't even ban it either, bro.
Yeah, they make sure we're popping.
Renault boosters, by the way.
Locked in. That's a shout.
That's a shout.
Bro, I'm not doing right now.
Yeah, bro.
Doke is fucking no too much.
Little too much.
Yeah, but it's also like on top of the fact,
Dokkape was already one of the most played ops in the game.
There's so many ops that actually need reworks.
Why did they reword?
It's like so pointless.
I got the most track last game while getting dope.
It'd be called that happened to me like two games ago.
I got literally ganked like I couldn't do anything.
You can't roam around.
You can't even run.
It's not even possible.
If you're playing a competent team, it's literally disgusting.
Whoa, Jinxie.
Look, they added an estimated time, but it doesn't work classic.
Wait, what do you mean?
Let me see.
It says estimated time, 27 seconds and we're at 50 seconds.
Nice guys.
Wait, what did you get from from your guys black eyes pack?
I got SMG 12 red black eyes, and then the other one was green deagle
Green deagle.
You buy and do the whole battle pass on the rip.
Yeah
Bro, that's like Max Max.
Yeah
What did you get, Bolo?
I got purple tub DMR.
That's good.
Oh, that's what I got.
Wait, what'd you get, Bolo?
I got purple tub DMR.
That's what I got. That's what I got.
I got the pink eagle.
Not bad, James. Platform.
Hi, guys. You're not even ranked, man.
Platform's fine. I'm not mad at Plat.
I got sold last game.
Yeah, I'm not glad you did get sold.
I think your teammates were all cons, so they left like it.
Wait, we're going to Casino! Let's go!
One of my teammates was one and six, and then just left the game in overtime
when he was the only reason we were in overtime.
He just left.
I'll play the cheater yet, I'll play one last game.
I think I did, but like I'm saying that's bad juju, bro.
That's bad juju.
I just want to say I've been suspicious, I don't know, but I've been, I've had my suspicions.
I got banged.
Okay.
Alright, man.
I've seen whenever you were trying to play in the bomb site and it wasn't...
Yeah.
Classic.
Love that.
Dude, I like smoked and prone under the desk and everything and like took 10 seconds.
and then I couldn't plan it.
And then I ran into like a thorn.
Bro, it's one of those things where I can't even tell if it's too early to tell if it's good or bad.
But it looks like it's really easy to rat on. There's like a lot of rat corners. It looks big.
Oh, the spawns are so confusing. When I spawned in, I have no clue where I'm going.
Dude, in one of the spawns, we rappelled up, rappelled in.
Yeah, it was like nowhere. We were nowhere.
Well, the roof and the bottom of the spawns are just worth.
Yes, yes
Yep, yeah, that's what looks like
Yeah, reinforce this wall confused
This is probably a rotation this wall, I know the best mom people in this map
I don't know where to go
How do you already know it's bumpy?
No, thanks. You got to come here the wall yet outside. Well, you just jump down on the way mingo where where where where where?
Are you
What
I
Know no dock on the board guys wait guys you guys just jumped off of the Vegas
Okay, this can be done with
Okay, three on the roof. I'm taking all three
Yes, that's not like we're pulling nothing
Whatever that means
Cops bliss
Good repackable, of course
Am I feeling
Wait, he killed stop okay, he's probably
Well, he's shooting
It's all good, it's me and hi Brian
Oh, I'm dead. I'm getting a double repel held. What is happening all that we jumped out of?
Whatever that means, although I got
shit idiot
Once above
I began there Nick
Is this stairs there?
Wait, what was it made? Oh two main lobby? I don't know where they're going though. They're going near being
Where am I?
The numbers Mason, what do they mean back on this repel back on this repel Nick?
Good coms boy. He's upside down. Oh wait. I don't want to get exploded one second. Yeah, yeah, you may
Oh, I can't tell if you got off or not. I can't tell
I'm literally brain dead
Nice high-pitched shot can be one more
that's inside I'm being dope we don't think
right here they call you oh no you do
man I'm gonna go under behind you too
one on the door behind you I want to
walk in hi Brian I don't see anything
no that's not me I don't repeat I repeat
that's on me that's on me that's on me
I would be nice I think we go to top for
Well shadow legacy champion Charm these guys are OG champs
Whoa
All right, let's be a dog. Oh, I was gonna say let's bandok of me
It's just like a torture simulator, and what is this
Also, I'm not kidding. I unironically think their intention with the rework was to nerf her
I'm not even trolling the devs just don't play the game
I think that's it. I think they were trying they're like well it's unbalanced that she can call five people at once
So what we're gonna do now is we're just gonna have it
Ruins one person's life. I just yeah, I think it's crazy. You do all five on one fucking yeah
Yeah, that's just I was in a one-night three calls up, and I was just spamming that fucker
Yeah, I mean they're gonna re-work it and stuff, but I rather than just rework other ops man
Yeah, also brother the ball down is so it's so fast on it like it's
Already busted like yeah, we need to be touched. Well, no, they were trying to nerf her
I'm not even kidding like bear pride is trying to nerf her
No on stage the dev literally said this is not a nerf
She's supposed to stay on par or even better, but they said don't figure it out me ha
I would not ever recommend roaming in lobby, like there could be a drone fucking anywhere.
This place is huge.
Yeah, I'm getting pinked, I don't even know where.
Oh there it is.
Who's in the skyline?
Oh my god, who's in the skyline?
Chad, I wonder if this is spombi.
Nope.
Oh nice.
Thanks to you have like four drones here.
It's great.
I'm gonna like move them around
Well, they can't push
Yeah, watch out for Peter Parker
This is pushing by you guys
Uh, Lobby's side.
I actually don't know.
Like, one more on that side.
That's one ankle, yeah.
Come on, ankle.
Lobby's going to swallow you, careful.
Graded, close that tree.
Where am I?
Nice.
They're double-swinged by 3, 2, 1.
Oh, you got him.
Go for your front.
He's hurt, he's hurt.
Fuck's wrong.
I'm paying all the pressure up.
I'm the last operator standing.
Slipping.
Much like the fridge side.
Whoa, it's like a full blown aquarium in here.
It's kind of nice.
It's kind of scenic.
Use that fucking line.
Oh, he's on my side.
Nice, guys.
Who is this, brother?
Yeah.
Oh my god, yeah, that's both all right
Well, I thought your visual skin was gonna be out today. I was gonna buy it, but they said
I'm not a little lady. You know, you get away. You get a little bit. Me ha
Bro, it looks nice though. Bodo you cut swim. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. You cut why?
We're working with some goats we were gonna with some goats. Yeah, I look really good. That's what could be
Yeah, I think yeah could be made by skin, bro. I like to be used to yeah fucking bees
But that same time, we just didn't hold it good.
Yeah, I also over peaked.
We could have won that, but I sold that.
I did jump off the roof.
Bro, wait, but that's not going to be nasty if you actually bring it back.
I don't know why.
You know how like when you jump off a ledge, you can't aim in your gun?
Yeah, yeah.
You can aim in your gun 90% of the way down that hill that fall.
Wait, why?
Why?
Wait, 90% of the way down.
Maybe like 70%, like you're not even supposed to aim in your gun when you're falling.
Nah, bro, you got like a second and a half.
I'm gonna go dock if you're feeling it. I mean, I don't know
I swear I fell down
You jumped out a bank window and you instantly on it. Yes
When you fall
Mingo, what up for you?
I'm a striker. I'm just gonna throw a C4 down that hole on that job
Wait, that's a pack. Wait. Yeah, I mean go do it do it. I want to kill you. Yeah, we're sad. I keep forgetting
It's the uh
Well, you can just throw a C4 down it
Yeah
They don't spawn down there, do they yeah, this is like one of the spawns
No, they spawn down and they have to repel up. It's like a little falcon
Can I just stand here?
I'm gonna heal you if you fall down Mingo if you fall I will heal you
There's no way up me. I know but just have fun
It's two walls out here
I saw his feet. Wait, you can see through the drone hall.
Coming, Jaybex. Wait, I saw his feet.
Oh, got Manuel. Got Manuel.
Someone said the C4 gets destroyed.
I threw it down last round.
Do you want me?
Nice.
Nice, guys.
Don't day, don't day.
Get out all my body literally all my body you can hop on the ledge right there
Stopping free fired me and then just first
Oh, he might be cheating guys
That IQ might be cheating they're planning
I
Yo guys, uh orange owl or whatever the plot one is I think he's cheating
Bro, he doesn't drone and he starts pre-shooting where people are he just pre-shot me
Also, he I he does not know the map, but he pre-shot like where I was on the door
No one knows the map like this guy has this guy has to be cheating. I
mean
I'm not gonna keep shooting at stuff that no one's at to to like make it look like he's not cheating. I'm telling you
The first time he killed me he just started like pre farming the wall after like bro
He's scoped in shot a random burst scoped in shot a random burst and then shot 20 bullets at my head through the door
Where do you spawn on this map?
Fullside
Yeah, I guess dude one of the spawns you're like trapped out of it. I didn't explain it. You just can't go anywhere
I'm not a hundred percent sure, but I'm like 70 percent sure he's cheating
Bro just shooting shit
Could be mood up shy sir holy ball knowledge. I don't know. Yeah, you could be mood up, bro. I
Don't know he's sassy, bro
May his dad's don't look like he's shooting bro, but he's pretty fired people bro
But the thing is like no one knows the map yet and this guy pre-fired a clip as to where I was gonna peak and then I beat it
I also stop it said in round one. He's just shooting to shoot
I think this guy's cheating. I'm not kidding
But he's cheating when he beat the flat one. I doubt it. I mean, I don't know
I see it I'm bringing a hardware shit. That's all yeah
I was gonna go ace but ace about 10 man lobby
I think you're telling me you should be fine.
I get pumped with them all.
Are there any swamp eats?
I'll just let them ask.
A lot.
I don't know.
Okay.
Flopping man!
Let me get this exterior wall.
Some serious drama.
one close right there's another one deep right this guy was deep right I haven't
made that's off I'm essentially close there's two of me wait is this single
wall open to our right yeah I'm calling thorn I can't
I can't see shit
What's happening I can't see anyone I got this field bullets
That's got rainbow
Delegations dude, well how old are you right now, honk?
Wait you mean that I'm a I'm a Chris to four soon day 25
That's my age bro wait, that's how old I know
No, no, no, no wait what? Well, I thought you were like 28 my whole life. It's going on here. There's gotta be a glitch going on
You're the same age as me how old how old how old have you been in 24? How many months you got dude?
I turned 25 September
26 so in like
You got three months wait. Okay, I'm gonna be 25 and three months. No no wait
All right
Wait
three months. What. What. A
little jinx is running around.
Dude. We chat. Actually. Guys I
old bro I'm gonna be 30. That
way there. Mingo how are you Mingo
are you like 24 23 23. I turn
24 this month. Wait big June
You're just a baby. Oh
19 yeah, you're yeah, bro. You're a shit. That's a bye-bye. Maybe I'm on the night. You're just a baby
We have a story you have Brad sir. Yes, sir. What is you about to be 23? Yeah
God yeah, of course. Hi. Bye. It's just nice to be young
30 just like a 30 if he goes that night there a world
I didn't realize, Bolo, I didn't realize.
No way, this is bad.
I need to halfway to 30 in three months.
I don't know if that's how that works.
Yes, bro, yes.
I'm 25, Bolo, I'm going to be 25.
What?
I'm just in the building, but I don't know what's going on.
I'm just walking around aimlessly.
I'm waiting for the cheater to shoot at him.
Two minutes for him.
I'm going to call.
Wait, call?
Oh, fuck it.
I'll call now.
Can you call the bigot?
I'll take it.
It's bandit.
Call him bandit.
Three.
That bandit died and never mind.
Nice.
I'm calling Thor.
Nice.
Is the lesion on me?
Thor is on me if you're on.
I'm on the other side.
Where am I?
I'm in Normina.
I'm in Hackcams.
I'm in Hackcams, give me a sec.
Where am I?
Here we go.
I'm still in Hackcams, gentlemen.
I
Should be a balcony somewhere hey, that's the cheater bud pool room. That's the cheater buck
Box on pin
temporary
Oh look he's trying me again. I think
On that same shield
On the show on the show peaking on the door peaking wait what door like I don't know it's not
You can use your drone. It's a bench on your door also. Oh wait. He's on the shield. Yeah, so I'm sure I have claymores
You can crouch in behind the desk
On the best now
No, not pushing, not pushing.
This guy's cheating by the way.
We're right.
Online attack.
We're on the shield.
We can right side before he killed the other guy.
So where'd he kill the other guy?
We can left side on the shield.
Closing close nice. I mean go was that you?
Yeah
This guy's I'm not even kidding. I'm 90% sure this guy's wall hacks. I'm not a pre-fired bag pre-fired me
He pre-fired me again that round
Those are pre-fires like he doesn't like I don't know. Yeah, he doesn't react. He's just shooting like he knows where you are
You just killed a cheater and a wubby one. Oh, yeah, I'm on the ropes
like
Don't even know because I don't want to false accuse, but I'm 90% sure man. This guy prefired me like three times
He's not cheating though. He's doing too much really
Like that, you know, let's just ask him
Cheating oh, yeah, wait. Yeah. Yeah, just ask him in chat. It's actually a good idea. Oh, I'm gonna play to open
I mean you want it now. You got it. Yeah
I'm just gonna play a broken operator because when I'm attacking this map
I'm in the I'm in the map and then it's just I don't know what's happening like I don't know what's going on
I'm just overwhelmed
There's a slot machine to my face, but wait, how about a slot machine?
Mingo you still gamble
Retired retired meat for onion. Oh, I'm sure I'm not like a hundred percent you're cheating, but I'm 90% sure bro
I'm gonna I'm gonna be 25. Wow. I actually like
No
Cuz there was like a glitch in my brain what I thought I was 23, but then I just realized I'm not 23. I'm 24
Yeah, what is the real last like young age?
Inevitable
Yeah, bro, it's I don't wow dude. That's gonna be like irreversible damage to me
I need to get in shape chat. What the hell
What is that same site now there's their downstairs
All right, where's the cheater app like I know he's cheating wait. Let's just talk a spam call him like a million times
Yeah, yeah, what's his bike find a find him. He's top-ranked. I'll talk to my basement. What do you even push from bro?
Go down to you see a door
So what is happening guys hold on my repellent
Where are we going?
We all gonna repel
I'm calling the cheater. I have flanks that last game. I'm just gonna keep calling.
Yeah, let's be chugs. Where's he's at? Where's he?
Call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it.
Just pinball him, pinball him.
Too cute.
This guy's still refiring. He died to a doger bee.
Fuck you, cheating bitch.
Hi, Brian. Get the shield. I'm gonna call lesion.
I got the shield. Yo, DMR the Azami if you can.
Yeah. I'm gonna use this as like bait really quick.
I'm gonna drone high ground, just wait it up, wait it up.
Okay, Legion's on this ping right here.
You can call the Legion.
They're both on the left side, they're on the other one left side.
Yeah, yeah, we know the, hi guys, listen.
The Azami's pinned and, oh, he shot my cannon, I don't know where she is.
He's left side, like...
Canade him to, he's on the left side.
They're both outside of there.
I like this, he's got a phone call, phone call, phone call.
Listen, don't play close.
You can cover.
I'm the diffuser.
Uh.
I was shooting his body.
I'm sorry.
I love him.
I just shot his body.
I'm sorry, guys.
I'm piece of shit.
I just shot his body for association with a cheater, but he might not even be killing
one of them.
We had D.
They have the same name, Butterball B.
Oh, wait.
Okay, I'm glad I'm not a ball right guy. Yeah, like he's boosting him. Yo, so guys guess what I don't could be called him
He should kill people for yeah
I'm down down down down down down down
Yeah
Legion killed two people and then pre-fired me with a pistol man. I'm not making this shit up
Or the cheater the pulse the pulse the pulse pre-fired me with a pistol after he killed two of you guys
He like just knew I was in I guess
No, he's going to pause like to make it look like he's not cheating.
Every time I have fought him, he has prefired me.
Every single time.
Pistol or not.
Doesn't matter.
Well, I'm glad I shot that guy's body, then.
Shoot him off.
That's a prefired me every time.
Wait, so even if we win this game, doesn't it get rolled back anyways?
No, if we win, no.
Oh, man, that's kind of good, then.
Fuck it, let's just win.
If he's not cheating, he's gonna get rolled back at all
Yeah, I'm not 95% sure I've never been prefired by one person four rounds in a row
Where's the key to the rest of you know, it's up and you're right. He's playing post to be like, oh well now
They're gonna think I know where they are
Yeah
I
Yeah
Last body like to kill it's not like one right now big they're pushing over there again water
I don't think it's your mind y'all. I don't know where it went. It's getting every day GG's.
There's two, two push in my door again.
Yeah, wall is behind.
Yeah, I'm on the door, but there's like three out here.
They're not even drowning here.
I don't even see anybody.
They're looking at me on the bridge.
I might just, I might just shallot it.
You can if you want it on my bro. On my breach.
It's gonna run in five.
I got your own. Geez.
Should I make like shotgun holes here?
I'll try. My breach is open.
Run out.
One in twenty three. I don't know who it is.
Well it's coming water side, like left side.
I could cheat it, bro.
This guy's deep in spawning, helping out.
Oh no.
That is what people are doing.
You guys good?
I got him, I got him.
I'm super on the walk-in.
Nice guys.
42, 42.
I have the outside cam.
I'm pinging both.
I'm just pinging both.
Hopped in over, like, on my left.
Hopped for a while.
Let's go inside here.
Yeah, I think he hopped in a while.
Yeah, that's nice.
Hit him, hit him, hit him, hit him.
He's in the floor.
No?
I think he is.
I think he is inside.
Yeah, he is.
Let's go, baby.
Good shit guys.
Here comes our boss.
Nice guys.
Good aim.
I'll be the enemy, the enemy.
They're near that basement site again.
Yeah, I'm gonna go to this fam duck big. Oh, yeah, there's gotta be a better spot to enter from
Is it not like the bottom green stairs? You know talking about right? I don't know where
It's like the green stairs like we're gonna open it's Jinxie like whenever you were ace and he opened all those walls
I was watching like that that room, you know
I don't know a single calm
Like the tube round was close on the breach he killed you. Oh
Oh
Yeah, we get there
You said what
Yeah
He's right no
Mingo, don't worry. Hi guys. This is sweetest sugar, bro
I was here knock me out. Yeah, I'm from the hood. Mingo. You don't know what happens around here
Have a good year in Pennsylvania, bro
You guys get out like cookies guys from the Spongebob talking
We'd have a they have a cap can five seconds before I think I know the way there
Yeah, I just, I apologize, I'm just gonna play it with him.
Two captains in this door.
The bomb must be located and diffused.
Holy shit, where am I?
I think she spawned across the bed.
Mio, y'all were here a second ago.
Were we cooking with something?
Where is it?
I definitely spawned the wrong spawn.
Wait, this pool is so nice.
Oh my god.
You're taking it like careful.
Guys, somebody come for a swim with me.
Whoa, I'm getting banged right now.
We're going on the roof, bro.
Yeah, I spawned the wrong spawn.
Alright, it's to the right of this thing.
Where are we?
That's right below us, we just go down.
I think I passed it, I think we passed it.
Where are y'all?
I'm with a boner.
I'm fucking in the middle of the road.
I've been getting to the building.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, this way, this way.
You drop right here, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, okay.
Nice.
I'm gonna go with you.
No.
Who's the boner?
Yeah, right here, right here, right here, right here, right here.
I'm going the other side.
This is where it's at.
We're pinching them out.
I can't open the door.
I can't see.
Hold on, let me red pick them out.
Call them, man.
All right, all right.
We love that.
Watch out for capcans.
Wait, but I don't see anything.
No one on the break.
You can jump in.
Try to film this.
Pulse, don't take this.
Don't take this.
Don't stop.
Pulse, we can you.
Blackbite.
But he's like,
this is my friend.
Cheater, cheater, cheater.
So you can get off.
We're gonna shoot forever.
Be careful.
This is nothing.
Wait, can you shoot it?
Long jump in?
I thought this was.
This is where I go.
Where are we?
Oh, you're in.
Yo, pulse is right here on pink.
How's it looking, guys?
Wait, can you jump up?
You told me you don't paint below you told me you won't paint standing up right side of holding a pixel on you on this thing
on this thing
I'm getting pretty fired
I should look you go up below he's on paint below on face
Run run run running all right come back come back
Look who's pre-amaging look who's pre-amaged
I'm getting pretty fired by the thorn
Mingo, I'll just cheat in and there's three other guys
You got one cheater three chuds. Good luck
He pulled? No, no, no, no, no!
Did he even have time to scan you?
I am, guys.
I don't know exactly where the head is.
I thought the same thing you thought.
I thought he didn't even pull it out fully.
I think we're in the corner, man.
Yeah.
It doesn't matter. He's cheating.
He's trying to act like he's not.
Yeah. It's all good, man.
If I never shot Lesion's body, we would have won.
We're just going to win right now. It's all good.
get a class meal. I can put that shit, bro. Let's pay us terrible. Basic
free fire equals cheater. Jackson Memo. Let me explain how fucking stupid you are.
We have a former pro world champion suspicious that he's cheating.
Stop and suspicious that he's cheating and mingo suspicious. They
are cheating combined in this lobby. We have probably 100,000 hours invested
into siege and three of us think he's cheating. But Jackson, you got it, bro.
He's not cheating. I don't understand like what it is with specifically the siege community and being obsessed with people who are like cheating
They just like love defending people to cheat bro. I like him 99.9% sure. He's cheating Jackson
99.9. I was from 90 to 95 to 99.9
It's not about the fact that he gets one common prefire
It's the fact that he's done seven pre fires in a row in seven rounds. He pre fires everything
No one plays like that man
Cuz why would anybody risk losing their ammo at every fight unless they know where you are?
But Jackson you got it, bro. Ignore stomping Bolo Mingo and me. You got it
How about Stephen first those two
uh-huh
Where's the main wall
Like the one I'll be to them
Probably want the one on Zach
I mean, they might put that wall, the one right here.
It might not even get to, bro.
OK, yeah, let's fall, let's fall.
OK, that wall, yeah.
I'll just barricade the door back there.
We're going to rotate on this fucking site.
And this wall here.
Can they see four of them?
Can they make Hella VR on this site?
Yeah, they can.
Holy shit.
They're going to floor me.
I like it, man.
Wait, Mingo, look at this.
You can just see four of her.
Oh, man.
They're drowning on ping like that's electric room on me.
that's a hard ride oh what's that's a shield throw it over the breach the
shield on the door and then one pushing this hallway right hold the guy
hallway I'm gonna blow up this pipe he runs in yeah
There's a hole here or ever two rounds. There's a hole here. I'm like
The three people here
You can't be far deployed!
It's over here, guys.
It's up here on that door.
I can see!
I got one.
Number one south door.
Mingo, can you see me from here?
He's on the door.
If I hold C4, for C4 ever?
From the door? No.
From the roadside.
I think he's C4 over.
Make sure we keep one in that door from the roadside.
Papa can tell you when.
Tell them I'm on my camera
Hit it! Hit it!
Oh no
You shot it, but I'll see you here
Side door
Come on!
Play some more shit
I'm gonna try to play in the corner
I think I'm gonna
I'm gonna cross the corner
Dad, did you see her again?
I'm conducting you
Oh, that's the only player
Yeah, yeah
I have to shoot her
Beautiful
She just down
Yeah, they have no play
They're both on that door
Stop it is in a good spot
Walking on
Good shit, hi guys!
That's a goat!
I'm reporting the fuck out of this guy.
Eight free fires in a row.
Dude, that was actually insane how he kills a fucking guy.
Mothergolf, Rest in Peace.
What a geographer, what?
I went six and seven.
Guys, they really do call you the showstopper, twin.
They really fucking do.
Yeah, I mean, like, you know, maybe he's not shooting us back on my cell.
Did you see the new eSports thing?
I brought everybody with me.
I'm queuing again.
What do you say?
It might be a bug.
Yeah.
Don't you?
Yeah.
You might not see the new eSports thing.
Like the tab.
No, yeah.
I saw it, but like, what does that even mean?
cool. Oh you predict and get a pass. Yeah but click on it and go to teams. You
could like see all the players stats. It's actually cool. Wait, really? How do I
go to teams? Support a team? We all in the lobby? Oh team says I need to invite Zeal. I can't invite you
because you're in so I'll just make a new one and invite you and go in the new meta room.
Wait, so in the teams category you can see everybody's like stats. It's kind of
sick yeah all the teams is cool I just updated it oh it shows the most recent
winner to easy wait I want to see you this oh wow look at that bro this is sick
I squint
Bro ambies EPS was 116 is that like insane that looks like it's insane
Wait stop it, what is EPS mean? What does that mean?
Remember did you invite me?
Everybody right now. I think I think it's like a rating but I also I think it's like about kills. I don't know exactly
Someone in a child definitely
But that is fucking sick
see your team. There's this many teams in pro league? My god, I didn't even know that.
Oh bro, that is sick. Wow, that is fire. Wait a sec, but since you're most played off-sword,
no matter it's smoke, is that just the last major? Because there's only seven rounds.
It's like and the kickoff thing we played, but I think it goes off win rate, too
Oh, I see I see like some bond of yeah, bro, that is fire. That's actually fucking fire
We connect you connect you connect you yeah
Be useful 39 months that is crazy IPR me be out of me
Yeah, bro, but like the thing is it's like people do cheat man like people cheat in video games
Everyone's like a cheater denialist and it's the thing. I
Like I especially when it comes to accusing somebody of cheating or stream sniping. I want to make like 100% sure
So I'm not gonna say he's a hundred percent sniping
I'm gonna say like I was like 80 to 90 percent sniping or 89 percent cheating
Because I'm not going to say a hundred percent, but I'm going to report it like if I'm eighty
percent sure.
Because the thing is, we've all played Siege, like you don't just pre-fire in every fight
you're in against everyone.
The reality of this situation is people do cheat in video games, like it is a thing.
So if you think someone's cheating, like it's good to just report them because if they end
up getting like twenty thousand reports in two weeks, they're probably just cheating.
should we ban coach i think we know ban bro fuck the new map
ooh no chill chill bro chill chill what do you mean
fuck the map you don't even know it now we're on toad's eating six times
wait wait do they auto give you it in the pool every time every time
What?
Wait, are you trolling?
No, it's in every map pool.
It is, Radis, apparently.
I'm done.
I didn't even know that.
Wait, so they're going to keep it like that the whole season or just the first month?
I think usually they fix it, yeah? I think so.
Nah, I think it'll be like two weeks in and then you can ban it. That's how it was with all the maps, for sure.
Or no, I think that's the new option.
You can't cheat, Jinxie! There is an anti-cheat!
I cheat.
MONTHS!
BANNED THIS MOTHERFUCKER!
PLEASE!
So I don't mind a little co-staction.
Oh, for the first two weeks, I saw that bad.
Two weeks until then? Okay, okay.
See you later, dude.
What if I go broke and I got no more RSS, man?
Oh, you...
Secure the area keep the phones
Oh na na na put your hands in the air you met me tonight
Oh
I can't see three of your names
Nice, yeah, same wait what what I can't see three people's names
I want to see me in Bologna Bologna Bologna I see you in Bologna I see how y'all
5 seconds and counting chest out of that cringy ass emote watch this kill feed
Resient located bomb
Swapping swapping mags
That's I
Well played nomad
I don't know is he down here visual or no?
I don't know I'm just pretty far in.
He's on hook about hook about.
That was like a second earlier.
Up floor found a bomb.
He's on site. Oh god how do you find site?
He's on hook about hook about hook about.
Wait what? That reached the window?
Nicholas.
Got him I can't take it.
Blue bar blue bar.
Close the door I'll buy the bomb.
And get your hold on though. Yeah
He's one that guy's low the other guy was about
Guy might try to walk in on you in a second
Yeah, this run I
Can call to twitch go one about one one kitchen or he was kitchen
But you down that's a sexy angle. I like that angle high brand
Although it's your bow also about they're both think about and we got pixels
Nice ride.
I'm of your play style, man.
This is unadulterable.
Well, you get after it, okay?
Okay.
Nice ride.
Mingo.
Nice guys.
Here we go.
Mingo, do you think your aim is going to get buffed when you get at a charm?
Yes.
Yeah, that didn't happen to me.
You hit champ if you get the charm
Yeah, they don't have like a class. Yeah, I just have an infinite clash
What is happening listening oh, yeah, I got an infinite class too cool
How do we fix this one? It'll be you need the full game reset
Yeah, it comes back
So we all five spawns you can make this round quick as possible. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yeah, dude
I'm gonna do something disgusting. I know what I'm gonna do if you have it tonight
Oh, nah, nah, nah
I'm gonna glitch for a while. Yeah, even better like even worse than a glitch for a while and this love fix it
It's been in for at least three seasons. I think I think like three years
Not even good. Wow. I'm not we're not flash. I hear it. Yep
Like the shooting glitch?
Yeah.
Yeah, like that glitch is still in the game wait.
And it's infinite.
For like 5 minutes.
No, remember?
They patched the way to fix it.
They didn't fix it, they patched the way to fix it.
So you can't even fix it anymore.
Like sending the bomb down shit?
Yeah.
Alright.
right i'm on the tcsc bro right you actually have a good reason for that
year
all right five seconds wait me go is it okay if i do this
guard yeah wait who is tcs who is that
oh it's stopping his death i just never run i'm dead
Oh
To me I'm getting banged once on getting banged or one like blue bar windows somewhere. I don't even know
Think you're about up
I try to drop down
Are they sunrise on you?
I don't want to boss you I think.
I'm not joking.
I'm not going to be taking a drop log in here in a sec.
Yeah, I can kill anybody.
You ready?
Oh.
I'm here.
Wait, inside I think?
Inside.
It's like banging me.
Wait, they're inside.
Is there a bear?
Are you inside?
Yeah, there's...
Yeah.
Get back down.
Wait, that reminded me of the clip
Bro that was the clip when I whiffed chat that's like the
Everybody of it my god, that's actually installed here same exact situation literally
with the pistol. Yes, that was when I was like too insensitive.
God, I don't get it. Man, the theater.
Oh,
is it me?
Flash it in my ear, bro.
Wait, do you hear? Do you still hear the clash thing going?
It's like on and off.
Okay.
I
Didn't
What would you say?
No, but so when's your event soon?
That's August. Oh, I mean like what events play like the online games like yeah
GK
Wait stop it
Yeah, where's the next major at is it a day? Um, actually, I don't know
majors in Japan like we have EWC before that. Oh, so the next major is EWC
It's in France when is the WC August and it's not in France. Yeah
Yeah, wait when is workup actually the ENC
Oh
Oh, no.
I think he's gonna repel up the loot.
Yeah, repel up the loot.
We're gonna have us kinda run out.
V.I.P. Belt.
Oh, shit.
Call V.I.P.
Do I need to come too?
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Yeah, okay, I think.
Yo, yo, I'm gonna put a C4.
I could just trick this.
I have a C4 here.
Let me know, let me know.
Yo, hop in.
Yeah, I have it.
Hop in the white window.
Hop in the main window.
Wait, top, eh?
It's like a theater.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, crouching, crouching.
It's brother, it's brother.
top me top me no no yeah people would go top right to top right on the main
on the main window hey if like can you get your belt yeah yeah he's upside
repelling holding the flank yeah he knew he knew
Holy shit.
Bawr.
Got it, you got it.
Holy tiktok clip, man.
Yup.
Oh my god.
He's on the drone hole, I think.
I'll take you down there.
behind the bed yeah I think you're still in the wrong we need to all like like
They're going right there, you know, behind the back.
Like the hash, the hash.
Good try. Good try.
Oh, that don't hold? Oh, shit.
Oh, friendly's whirling.
Damn, bro, that would have been crazy.
You want to have the one down?
Good try, good try.
Just DMR made.
Wait, what map did it take out of ranked?
Uh, Villa Sky...
Villa Sky Theme Park and another shit one.
one out back out back out back out back out back canal canal canal canal yep I
should like the law for hated brother we have a lot of what those only fun
you the grenade blow I used to like the bill is just fine bro it's so like old
and nostalgic it's like a big map it's pretty there's a lot of spawn peaks it's
just stupid I love it they don't like me of the face at days man like little
There was so many basic games out of Villa.
Villa's a good man, bro.
Villa's probably my favorite man.
I'm not even gonna lie.
Like, all time.
Oregon, obviously, everybody likes.
But Villa's like my favorite man, I think.
I love that man.
Also, I love all the stupid shit you could do.
Like, remember?
Remember, we used to be able to, like, warp into the window sale?
Like, you could vault into the window and, like, peek out.
That was so fun.
They need to locate a bomb.
So, like, standing on the window?
Yeah, like, you could, on Villa, like, master bed,
you could get on the bed and then fly into the window.
You could be in the windowsill.
Extending.
It was insane.
Have you all played Nighiven?
They like updated the lighting again on that shit.
Your drone is found upon.
For real, sis?
Yeah.
Alright, I'm just fine with the game.
Trust me, I know I played the whole 100th deep stack earlier, without Kason.
Oh yeah, bro.
Wait, so is Kason playing with the EWC or no stomping?
Well, he has to qualify.
What's his team is like really good he plays baby shark the first day it's spirits hot and cold Adam
Hey, but last one's about
Yeah, that team sounds insane
I'm gonna run in this bitch. I'm gonna track in the running.
I'm based yet.
Oh, no one alright. There's no right to either.
He's just based. I just want him to be.
Yo, I'm calling.
I'm calling.
It's a Valkhrave.
What is in Sunrise?
Oh, and Pinkbar. Pinkbar not looking at you.
Pinkbar, Pinkbar, Valkhrave.
Nice.
Oh 1999 came base came base one base one cool back Zack not cool back
Nice act nice act
Bro, that's crazy, bro, which a case in and raid are like in probably that's insane
That's actually they're gonna play each other soon
Like the same region they're gonna play to the robot probably
Bro cases actually looks you gotta hear a Digo you gotta hear a Digo. I swear to God. It's so funny
Dude, oh my god, probably fucking back. That's actually crazy
Holy crap. Yeah, I mean you are next Nick. Me. How huh?
Dude, Mingo, do you want to be broke like I don't know where you want to be permanent
You aren't going to that land event with them, right? No, they're not I don't think they're going either
Why not because that the person who paid for yeah the person the person who sponsored he said if I'm not going he's not paid for
Hey, where's that Philly?
Philly from Florida, that's a 15-hour drive, okay, you got it
Well, if I wasn't the Philly land, I get you too late, right?
Yeah, I get you too late.
Bro, if we make the element land, I'll actually go to that.
Where is that?
You'll drive?
I have no idea.
Nah, I'll fly to that one.
Yeah, you gotta fly, man.
I haven't done the drunk method yet.
Yeah, the best method when you get on a plane is just to get drunk.
Literally.
A couple X-axis and UTA. Oh, I would even say Xanax, but it's good buzz
Yeah, that's on you. You know, they have like three people AFK. This is three kids
Yeah, I would say a bus not getting fucking blasted on a plane. Yeah, you might throw up an M
No, cuz if you get plastered you might actually like fucking view can have a headache and feel like shit
We get buzz from the bomb. He's on the bomb
He's doing like the pixel thing I can't kill him on that
Oh really?
I think oh okay I was gonna say I think you just have CTE then
Alright I'm not gonna lie, I have bomb and I'm probably inside
Mirror's gone
They're below and say
Like the snake
I like to die to a person
One more hard right and other ones above he's gonna come in lobby, right?
my dog what the fuck I thought that was it
one right side one left side yeah walk through yep on you nice right yeah
I just I've never seen you lose those man I think I got all guys I think again
We all died to see four of them done
That's you fucking to have me man fucking dickheads
Watch watch you get exploded
Shots shots shots
RTP RTP Nick
Bro, I just love like not being like copper. I don't know like that was just so right to when I was so fucking stupid
if you actually think about it.
Oh, sorry, I'm gonna cancel.
Wait, don't you?
Am I the only one that didn't get back that again?
It's good.
We're just gonna wait.
We're gonna wait.
Yeah, we can.
Wait 20 seconds?
Yeah, we can wait it out.
But Nick, whenever you're back up,
you gotta hit new match squad, then bring squad.
I just can't, yeah.
BAM!
Again, just classic brain surgery
to get the game to work.
Yeah, after that new brain surgery.
Yeah.
Jesus.
You have to literally do brain surgery
to get this game to fucking work.
How long do you think it's gonna take to change?
Longer?
Um, no, no, actually, I don't know, honestly, I open Emerald 2 earlier for literally four or five hours.
Wait, what?
Because you only get like 18 E-Lo, right?
I just got 17 E-Lo, Emerald fucking 1.
Wait, so, Mingo, what, like, how much you know are you getting per game?
17.
You're getting 17 per game? Oh, wait, what?
Wait, are we in queue? Are we in queue?
Uh, no.
Sorry, no. Sorry, I'm not, Nick.
Yeah, yeah.
Somebody wait it out.
Yeah, yeah.
Have you lost? Yeah, I lost like how the game said I was just so look you
Timmy's about to be champ, bro. Did you guys see what it's Timmy's doing you guys think you'll be able to get champ? Oh
He's going fucking low to high and every dude. He's hitting the highest rank in like every FBS mobile
Yeah, I think what how many how many is he done? I knew some CS right now
He beat he just did CS so he got he did apex got Predator every new he's gonna do that
He did CS, he got 30K Premier. I knew he was going to do that. Siege, I don't know if rank 2.0 is going to be harder or easier to rank up. It's way too early to tell.
But rank 2.0 was way too, like rank 2.0 would have full belief. But I don't know, can that be on Siege?
It's going to be a long set.
Yeah, because the thing is with Siege, anyone can get champ if you have a 48% win percentage, some competence, and then play 500 games.
games I'm not even kidding I still hear the clutch I heard it too I've been
hearing it I still hear it does he stack does he stack is the only solo see
that's a good question if he only solos I actually don't know but if he stacks
for sure yeah he might be on this shit for like a fucking year yeah cuz if he
only solos bro when I play with him he was pretty like you know what he was
doing but like he was lost but his aim was good I don't know honestly it depends
if rank 3.0 is easier or harder than rank 2.0 wait where are you these guys wait
who is it stop it was it like put like go for it like oh he's doing only solo my
god ouch who is it's Timmy he's trying to go from the lowest to highest rank in
in the game in like every FBS.
He did it on Apex, he did it on CS.
Yeah, I don't know.
If it was like 2.0, I'd have the upmost faith.
Cause all you have to do on right 2.0
is just play every day and you'll get a chance.
Play every day.
Is that on Siege?
Yeah, he's trying to do,
yeah, Siege is one of the games to do it on.
Is he doing Siege next?
Well, what else is there, Val?
Val, which like, I don't, like,
I know he's gonna hit that in Val.
Wait, what, is Radiant?
Is he trying to get Radiant in Val?
Isn't that hard?
I think that's a max rank.
That's not yet.
Wait, is Radiant the one with the numbers and shit?
Bro, Radiant's like top top.
I believe so.
He's starting siege tomorrow.
Wow.
I'm a 2-a.
Bro, I don't know.
I hope he does.
That'd be cool.
We need to locate a bomb.
Oh, he's already Radiant.
They're not down there yet.
got radium.
He's a lot different than Adams.
Yes.
The clash is on things.
I do it.
He didn't pay him, though.
Not like the clash is on thing like the noise don't pay.
Yeah, it's going to be in the room.
What I think, honestly, with Timmy's like natural skills,
I personally think he could get champ this season.
It might take a while.
I don't know what experience he has on siege.
Like I don't know what his peak rank is.
Yeah, what's Timmy's highest rank is in all these.
If he said like Platt, I think Timmy could get it
like within a season.
It could take like close to a month though.
I think he could get it though for sure.
Champs not that hard and cease to get.
It's not like hitting challenger and lead.
Like there's a lot of champs.
There's probably 30, 40 K champs every season.
Challenger, it's like, there's what, 300 per region?
I mean, there's like a 1200 in the world, 1500 in the world.
So this.
I got a balcony, boys.
Millie, you're as yourself here, guys.
Yeah, this window goes into a wall.
So that's good.
Careful, this shit's open.
Oh.
Hey, there.
Oh, wait, is this it?
I think I missed the wall.
I have a cap here.
I call him for your help.
I
Can't see anything
I'm gonna throw another one in the back
Yeah
Fuck do I get there?
I was like, where the fuck?
I did the brain surgery to find out where that guy was.
I go, I don't know where am I?
Wait, Jax, you were still outside.
I was still outside, man.
I just now got to where I wanted to be in the round.
Might have to be a small band here.
That's my Latin, that's that.
Barra, barra, barra, barra.
Yeah, do you guys think Timmy can get champ?
I think so.
I don't know.
I think he could.
Champ's not that hard to get.
Did you actually just want to know what the right 3.0 feels like? Yeah, bro
But it's just Timmy's naturally good at the game champ is not hard to get and he's literally his entire stream
It's just gonna be mindlessly queuing ranks like he's got to get it even if he has like a shit win percentage doesn't matter
Because you prefer PC, right? Yes, bro. Well, actually, no, honestly, it's bad like when I solo queue
Yeah, when I'm stacking and it's just chat lobbies not really. It's just like I'm either sus of cheaters or just getting shit on
But I don't know, console's like, console's good but the best thing about consoles is
you know no one sees it.
Like the controller?
Yeah.
The controller's delayed and you don't realize it until you go to PC and then also when you
go back to console, um, the for, it just, the game feels like a slide show.
It feels like box.
The game feels delayed and boxed.
You don't realize it.
Do you use like 16.9 stuff?
I don't even know man.
I just play.
But when I solo QPC I have fun because I'm normally just in like emerald and it's fun
There's no one's gonna cheat. Wait someone someone I'm on breach. I'm on breach
No cheating yeah, I feel like Zim in comparison to wall hacks
I'd much rather play as him than someone that's fucked wall hacks don't playable
But Tim like they're all just praying dead and stupid it doesn't really matter
If you're still using Zim on season 2026, you need to hang at the fuck up
What a joke
Fucking bandage open to be careful Dixie
There's just try I get to give this idea
I'm gonna I'm on this your Nick. Oh, let's try to my door
Like on top of each other inside yeah
Like on the shield what do you have another touch it? Yeah, I got one more. What's up?
Okay, I'm gonna hold this door. I could rappelling get this wall back with starboard starboard star. I got I got
Don't think I don't know where this thing is, but it really is on this thing
I
Know you're nice. I was on this rotate might even be in this fucking box
I want to break this fire your door if you want to go live. Yeah, I'm gonna see if I have a drug
I have a drone to run though
No one's hiding here calling cake
It's the left you second it's all in
I
That one that's hard right calling kid calling kid
Dude fucking fucking fucking this shit off
Okay, it's good
Is it right by this bar?
Calling Bendy hold up. Hold up. Wait, and I can't know. Oh, can you call smoke?
I said no available targets.
I don't know.
But I banned this.
I'm going to fucking jump over the desk here.
JC, get ready to pressure the genie.
Ready?
Three, two, one.
It's on my door.
One last time.
You dropped the diffuser.
Wait.
Why can't I track Bandit?
I'm so confused.
I saw him.
What?
He's standing on the mid-air with the baby mute.
Maybe he was standing on a chamber.
Oh.
Okay.
The baby mute?
I don't think that is.
Ellicade, Bandit, Smoke.
Joe, is that a glitch?
I'm running out.
Yeah, I'm running out.
Wait a minute.
This guy's just fucking tweaking.
Wait, maybe his phone already blew up, but I never called him.
Oh!
It's called Cade.
Wait, so if you eat the dope, it could be explosion.
That's for sure.
Maybe you're just good.
Like, you can't get called anymore.
That makes sense.
OK, that makes sense.
Is it just a tactical hit?
You just take the 40 and you can't call it again?
Is that how that works?
You don't get called again?
Yeah, that's why I'm so confused.
You can't get home because you don't have a phone.
So like if you go Thunderbird, if you go Thunderbird,
you could allow the phone to blow up
and then go into Thunderbird to heal and then you don't.
Oh!
I can't call you again, but you don't have cams.
Wait Thunderbird got like a little side bump.
I got both cams?
That's like, that's smart.
Okay, so he will keep the method is just to eat it
and then just get healed.
What about you, God, though?
You got both cams early.
Wait, I'm so confused.
dude eat the fucking eat the explosion then just get heels okay okay cuz then
you're just uncaught but I'm still just so OD like I don't yeah I found the
green stage that I'm talking about bro I'm pushing here alright where which
which operator are you stopping how about it alright I'm going with you do
you need a factor or no finally gonna play game I got that you're have us go
I'm not doing this shit, bro. I'm too bored for that this staircase is clear
I have a tequila somewhere by here the class shit
Around here
What do you say Zach go with you? I'm like so far hold up
How do you even get down?
Are there any hatches on this map? I open one hatch
How did you get down there?
Right here
They don't have ping on me
There you are
And the hatch too, Jethers
Okay Bob
You can keep this wall
Come here
That's barricade of highlights
You can push
How about
This map
I'm going to get this one first
I got this
MP
Backstab the server side.
Oh.
Is it up top?
He's actually down.
Haha.
Alright, I'm gonna go to the second.
That's good.
I hear guy on your left, I don't know where that's at.
Yeah, he's like in the other room.
This guy's the weaker.
Alright, look at this one.
Uh, one in the gallery ballroom.
One right in the door.
That guy, hello.
You're still in the gallery side.
Let's get out of the side near this fucking dangerous thing
I'm letting right here Zach right here
This is your
No, you do it already do it already. I'm my dog
Nice guys!
There we go.
That cap was just running around not using ability.
Just stomping around.
Wait, cab was?
Yeah, that was the guy first floor.
Dude, I fucking like I saw the alert and then I scanned and I didn't fucking see shit
So what even happens if you roam and you go against like Deimos Joe could be solid snake
Do you just like?
Oh, and like a blitz and I got blitz too. Yeah, you just log off at that point
You can't even really counterban all of it. Well, yeah, like you can't even ban doggie. So
Good
Yeah, I would always like much prefer like new ops instead of reworks
But if you're gonna rework an op like I think you should just do someone who has like no usage rate and just make them good
But they kind of never do that, bro
Did sense get a rework sense got a real cry
We're both with the gun. Oh god, wait, what kind is it? What kind did sense out now?
Fucking the new dope gun the bullpup. Okay. It's actually like
Which that token becomes good, but that gun?
Yeah, it's like, honestly, like,
that's here, genuinely, that's here, yeah.
Right, I'm trying to, like, find four team walls,
drone spots, and I just, like, I don't even know what I'm reinforcing.
Ah, there's gonna be a drone just in the roof.
Under the C4 spawn peeking, still at words.
Should we just, should we just fucking do their tech room?
Just anchor
Make some holes on that base. I'm like the single. Yeah
Ming are you doing it? Yeah, but they don't spot here, bro
God you're all the way down there
I don't even know how to get back in the manual
Yeah, I dropped the hatch on the high get back up. Let me show you. I'm not alone. Okay
I'm gonna walk up to you like
There's one here
I just fell out of the hatch on accident, oh damn it.
I'm with you Jinx, they walk.
Bolo, I have a C4 of the box.
One's on the rundown.
They're drawing his house.
I know I'm being so annoying for them right now.
We're in demo track and we're at the same time.
I'm reaching the one close near tequila door
I'll push through you guys, you know
I might breach two people
Let me go, let me know when he comes in
I have a C4 above
He looks at the pixel when you ran past it
Look at the time
Oh my god, he's baiting it's bomb
What a fucking loser
I forgot
I have a C4 in
Aqua
Or whatever it's called tequila
That's a son. Let me know if it's a killer
You want water don't give me water
He's like in this fucking this door. He's got still breach with her
This guy in tequila is holding it holding it
We should
Wait another one breach therm still breaching in water lost eyes water. Let's not be called again, bro
It's like on you
like where am I man I don't know where this guy is
I just got ran over the same person four times like there's no cool down it
just keeps going I should have it just feels weird to like like you're gonna
damage that's TB on the board get TB on the board and let your phone yeah I get
a TB let's just like anchor I don't know what I'm doing bro they're just baiting
Spawn like oh, this is so it's yeah, there's random free-firing free-fire headshot me first
I hate this game so much bro. So also. I can't hear cuz there's a constant clash in my ear
I'm going for the birthday. I got y'all if they call you eat it to fucking eat it
Like there's no counter to it. I
Think it's literally just thunder man. I got duck as well with appreciate 30 months, bro
to call and then run to a Thunderbird. I actually don't know anything else that stops this.
Turn off a menu sound. Why do we have to do that?
We still not evaporated.
like some are on fault three and probably a
yeah, so it's on my side
come on
what does he even call it?
fucking yellow hall
alright bro you got it bro
let's do that, doken needs
remember to eat that doken be
whose troop is that bro?
that's my dog
okay
buzz
reach open here
yeah
there might be
there might be lockers
Can you hold my door here?
I have it. I have it.
I'm going to breach.
Let me know if you're not holding.
I'm not holding.
I got needed.
On the door. On the door.
I'm finding doors.
I know.
Oh fuck.
I'm down down down down.
Take a walk.
I'm getting red pinged man.
Man I'm in breach. I I see you don't care
I'm in a fucking horror movie different breach walk that is way to be
No, I'm just a bullet. I don't know I'm kind of
We can uh
Do I mean thumbs tell me what this guy just typed exclamation mark allegations in the twitch chat, bro
Why the fuck would there be allegations? I'm holding it
And holding like a pixel though
Yeah, it's the forms over here
I think
I'm still here the clash glitch
Zippy mob coach
Gonna jump up back
Nice, I just heard a clash glitch for the whole round. Yeah, this is deadass insane man
Every time they drop season, it's 20 bucks
Yeah, that the class glitch has been in the game for literally a whole different game like how is that even possible?
It's a whole different four games ago
Yeah, when was the cloud when didn't you even play clash it was casino like three maps ago literally
Just not a sin it's fucking go
I've just blown away bro, they might go magic, but
Yeah, I'll probably I'll just play some and I'll be ready for like the backside
How can we, can we check the wall or no, or we can't?
I'll check for a little bit, but if they map it, I'll hook.
I'm gonna hide the bill.
I will be mad if they ban kid.
Your chat, it's not a fucking zen!
It is a trident min gum!
This is not a zen!
Like, bro, I'm not vaping, I'm not zenning, like, I'm not on coke!
This is gum!
Trident!
Upper decky.
What?!
I
Yeah, like what is happening where am I?
Can you saw me over here they come for this breach I wonder where they
I'm gonna go up here, I'm gonna- I'll do this.
You can't peek that window.
You want those head holes?
On the single?
Bro, do you want those head holes?
I did it.
They're too good.
I'm reloading.
Okay, keep running.
Place device.
Reloading.
D-1 clear.
I think they're going to push by me, I gotta turn gamer tags on bro, this is a success.
I killed Thatcher, I don't think he's gonna breathe.
Alright, I can't get it.
Behind you.
Right here.
I got one third.
Wait, who did you kill, Niko?
I think I killed Thatcher.
Thatcher's man.
I killed Abana.
Can you swing him?
He's on the roof, I don't even know where he's at.
I'm not peeking that shit.
So to outside the main breach
me can you make a rotate on this side here we go we'll come back
I think I'm going to get talliered bro. Oh yeah.
Place down for a little while. Two on me. Two here man, two to two.
There's one nice other one down. That's no key done.
On this door. One with you.
40 seconds. Nice. Nice guys.
GD's man. GD's, GD's, GD's.
Nice guys.
Alright, let's go. I'm off. I'm off. I'm off. GD's though.
Alright, GD's. GD's. GD's. GD's man. GD's both. GD's.
Stop. GD's time back.
Peace, peace, peace.
I don't know, bro. I'm depressed.
Like, why is there 20 bugs?
My drone is glitched. There's a clash sound glitch.
I can't invite, like, I can't queue the game because there's a game queue glitch.
There's a voice chat glitch. Like, why is there 20 bugs? Holy fuck.
Buggy solved for a reason, man. My god, bro. Like, there's like 25 fucking bugs, bro.
Holy shit. Why is there 20 bugs?
Chats, should I stay on for a while?
Am I playing a little bit of League?
It's not that's all.
It's not that's all or no.
Bro, why is there 20 bugs?
I play like nine games.
Bro, there's a class audio bug.
There's an inviting to lobby bug.
There's a re-queuing bug.
There's a voice chat bug.
There's a drone bug.
Doku be of course is broken
Like why is the 20 bucks man? Why? Why the fuck is there 20 bucks?
Down test is on and he's in a game and he just started chat chat
What would happen if I played a solo game without my coach when I do good or bad when I do good or bad?
What do you guys think?
What would happen if I played a solo game without my coach?
Would I do good or bad?
Good or bad?
Awful.
Oh, nah.
Awful.
W full timer.
Yes, bro.
Minecraft.
GGs.
Bad, bad, bad.
It would hit.
GGs.
Please don't.
You know, chat.
My entire chat is saying I'll do bad without my coach.
Let's prove every one of you motherfuckers wrong
My entire chat is saying I would do bad without my coach. So let's prove every one of you motherfuckers wrong. Let's do it
Play Minecraft chat I told y'all bro. Listen the next time you see me in Minecraft
It's gonna be me playing Minecraft hardcore until I beat it so low
Ron can't carry me this time. I gotta win solo. I get asked my p-line for a month straight
Chess I play year Warwick
Yee, I think I think yee, right? Chai is yee better?
Well, the thing here's the thing my win percentage on yee is better
No, no, sorry
My win percentage on Warwick is better, but like I don't know
yee sales by
Yee scales so much better Warwick is better early game like yee can't really fight one-on-one early game
You're not funny bro. Just call them chat. Tell that that's call me after my game. Call me after my game
He's in a game, too. He's in a game
And it's here for somebody who's new to siege
Play every day bro. The only reason why I was able to get good at Sieges because I played every day and now the chat's gonna say
You're terrible. Yeah, bro. But seriously, probably the only reason I was able to get good at that game is because I played every day for like years and years and years
literally
Dodge their abilities bro the thing about Master Yi that I fucking love is if I queue with him I dodge
If I queue with him I dodge
Chat should I keep my foot away? I should keep my foot away, yeah
Nice fitting Benz, yes!
My blade is yours
Chad, I'd love me some Master Yi.
My brain is yours!
Pre-O-15!
Chad, this is- Game terminated!
What?!
Chalice and listen, this is my first game of league ever without my coach live live
Game terminated after what?
Dante's is gonna watch you and take notes so play well. No, no, let's see bro. Listen man
Everybody says I'm worthless without my coach chat. Let me lock in bro
Let me lock in. This is my first game ever without my coach. Lock the f**k in. Why?
Second? No! This is my first one! This is my first one!
I prayed for times like this. What, you think I'm gonna go 0-20?
What do you think's gonna happen, man?
How's the new season of Siege? I'm disappointing, brah, but to be honest, there's like 20 bugs.
Okay, realistically, there's like 6 bugs. And they're like game-changing bugs.
Every time you get on a drone, there's a drone sensitivity bug. There's the audio bug with flash
You can't req lobbies because there's a req lobbies bug. Of course there is um, what else?
There's like five boats
But I think the rank system is better once they fix the bugs the game will be better
Once they fix the bugs the game will be better
But yeah chat bro, I'm telling you boys the last of us marathon it's gonna be sooner than you think bro chat
I'm not even kidding. I might do the last of us marathon this weekend. I'm being fat ass
I might do it this weekend. It's gonna take chat. How many days two or three?
How many days two or three I literally might do it this weekend. I'm not even frozen. I
Might do a Friday sat Sunday
Play Diana wait, why did you get bad? No, you didn't get bad protect Diana's tough
two or three days. Okay, if it takes three days chat, I'm gonna do it this weekend then.
Bro chat, I think we're gonna do the last of us part one and two Friday, Saturday, Sunday,
this weekend. Because guys, I'm busy June 12. June 13, June 14 is the LCS finals. I'm
gonna watch part of that with Don says it's gonna be peak. But bro, yeah, I think this
weekend we just do the last of us full marathon, stream it all on Twitch and YouTube.
Full game.
A wreck for each one.
Three days if you do it and I'll stop, which you know you are.
Yes, I'm going to do it and I'll stop.
I might dead ass do it this weekend.
Seriously.
Unless I'm going to do GTA V this weekend.
But I want to do GTA V marathon closer to GTA VI.
So I think I should do GTA, I think I should do GTA V in like a couple months.
LCS, yeah, we're going to watch LCS finals with me and Dante.
It's going to be fun.
Let's think, too.
Both games, yes.
Guys, I'm going to do part one and part two, all in one stream.
I'm going to probably start Friday and end Sunday.
Start Friday and Sunday.
Oh, and hopefully this week we do the Brovy Brovers
own a pixel this week as well, if he's free.
That'll be peak two.
Do GTA 5 in September?
When does GTA 6 come out, Chad?
November, right?
So I could do GTA 5 in October, maybe.
Yeah, I wanna do it closer to GTA 6, bro.
November, yeah, it comes out November, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, and I think this week
we're gonna do Broby Bro versus Odeon Pixel.
That's ukulele, think of it,
calves think of it,
They sing they can do one.
No, I'm very, I'm very excited for the last of us, bro.
That ass.
It's y'all's most requested story game
besides Red Dead, Redemption 2.
And that game altered my fucking life, bro.
Literally Red Dead, Redemption 2 altered my life.
I'm not even trodding.
Yi is so bad against this team comp.
Bro, I was about to play lead with a controller.
I was holding a controller, okay.
Yee is so bad into this team comp.
See, that's the thing, bro.
I don't understand that stuff.
Also, pathing, I don't know how to pat in stuff like that.
Pat good.
Bro, but chat, I have to get silver.
I have to get silver, bro.
I have to get fucking silver.
I can't be bronze forever.
Chat, which of the last of us is better,
one or two, part one or part two?
Red Dead Redemption 2 is so overrated, it's insane.
You disgust me.
You literally, for saying that, you disgust me.
It is not overrated.
Wait, my teammates on Twisted Fate.
Isn't that Faker's character?
Shy sub.
Okay, majority of chat is saying one.
Chat, watch this ward.
Is this a W or L ward?
Chad, does that word good? What do you think?
First ever live streamed game of League of Legends ranked without my coach.
Live. Let's do it. Or maybe second.
Lock in. Lock in. Lock in.
Chad, when is the next major where Faker plays?
When does Faker play next?
I mean big event
It's a ff wait, what do you mean it's a remake
Oh, no, I don't move my light on late on my path. No, I'm already late. I'm already delayed
My brain is yours
Yeah, let's see how I do without Nautix. Let's see if I'm a fraud.
EWC and MSI?
Okay, it looks like KSante is...
Bro, Garam top never loses. Garam top never loses.
wait maybe maybe nine QEQW QEQW Jixi kite after every auto yep yep I keep
forgetting that yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep I forgot I forgot
Kite after auto, yep, yep.
Nice!
Pathbot here, yeah?
Pathbot, every day of the fucking week!
Pathbot!
This could be a gank if the Trinda leaves.
Nah, but I can't fight early with Yi, he's so weak early.
Warwick is strong early, he is not.
Trinda's bot crab, I think.
I think Trinda's bot crab,
so I think I just get this and recall.
I think I get this crab, recall, then go top.
What a flash.
What?
Did I not flash him or smite him?
I meant to smite him! I meant to smite him!
WHAT?!
No, I was supposed to smite the- chat, I was supposed to smite the camp.
Okay, chat, I have CTE.
Guys, I was supposed to smite the camp.
Can I fight this? I can fight Trimda. I can fight him.
He's level 3, I'm level 3, but I'm higher level. I need to smite his crab.
He's in the bush. I bet you he's in the bush
That garen's looking fuckable that garen looks fuckable that garen looks fuckable path path yes, come here garen you bitch come here garen
Nine
Why does garen have so much health?
Seal the wave, seal the wave, wave tax him.
Memorandum of the Coop said, always wave tax.
Wait, the Scarecrow's a dumbass.
Hold on.
I don't think I make it out of this alive.
That would have been a double kill if I tuned.
What?
Guys, if I tuned, that would have been a double kill, right?
Or am I tweaking?
I have CTE chat.
I'm the first ever streamer with CTE.
I think if I chew I kill him, no.
Bro saving smite for next game. I'm spamming F. Why am I not spamming?
No!
It's okay. I'm gonna- Wait, this dude, I need to start patting top.
My caseante is mauling.
He's mauling.
My case something is no he's actually I'm not like
Two doesn't have acted yet
Yeah, how do y'all know so much about league though, I just I don't understand I don't get it
Bro my CS is better than trend of mirrors, but Trinamere's two and oh, I'd much rather be him right now
I
Have bought have bought have bought
Chet is not that watching is he disappointed is disappointed
It's not that disappointed
Guys, I think if I look on the dragon I'm dead here because Trindamere's gonna be here.
And I can't fight Trindamere right now.
I need to recall, buy Kraken, and go Red buff or Blue buff.
I think if I looked, yep, what did I say?
I knew it.
He would've been over leveled with old, I would've died.
down test is in a game
case out there why are you under his tower
I have no play so I should look gank wait this is a gank this is a gank this is a gank
this is a gank this is a gank this is a gank this is a gank this is a gank this is a gank
This is a gank.
Nevermind, he died.
Yo, can we set up vision here?
Can I just get assistance here so I can get the Rift?
Bro, can we set up vision on the Herald?
Wait, I shouldn't have smited it.
I'm feeling dallying. I'm not playing good. I'm not playing good.
I'm actually playing like shit I'm playing so bad chat at least my teams go to
though, right? At least my team... Oh no.
OHHHH! OHHHH! YES!
Oh my goodness, fucks me.
YES!
Guys, that was so fucking big!
That was so fucking big!
Oh my god, that's game winning!
Let's go!
Bro Chat, why is Tryndamere allowed to just live infinitely on 1HP?
Why does Tryndamere always do that bullshit?
Why?
Why is Tryndamere allowed to do that? That's so bullshit, man!
I should always be recalling here
That's his old oh
Yeah, I gotta learn more stuff. Well, that's good. That means we got his old town any guy
How are they just under our tower
I'm trying to play good, I'm trying to play good.
Should I max Q or E first?
Q, Q, Q, Q, Q, right?
I think Q, right?
Q, Q, Q, Q.
We gotta get Silver Chat.
We gotta get Silver.
Q, Q, Q, Q, OK.
Stop saying hold Q, motherfuckers!
I have no place to be ganked.
This is a fucking gank.
I have no place to be ganked.
This is a gank.
This is a fucking gank.
This is a gank on Swain.
Every day of the week.
Lux got him.
Swing, you're so dumb!
Get him, get him! That's my cannon!
Now we recall?
No, no, no. We get these camps.
Guys, I'm playing good! I'm playing good as fuck! I'm playing good as fuck!
We- okay! We pluck on the gromp!
Chat, stop saying plus one and two.
Now we come here.
This KSante is under level and I kind of want to help, but I feel like I could just end
up burning bridges with that.
Wait, wait, wait, can I gank?
Can I gank this?
Dragon in 17 seconds, Trinamere's gonna be here.
I lowkey probably need help.
Dragon's up, Trinamere's here.
I don't know if I can fight this.
I can fight this though.
I didn't mean to R, I didn't mean to R, that was a misclick.
Wulagi, that was a misclick.
On everything I love that was a misclick.
I think we just farm and buy now and give them Dragon.
We can't make a bad play more bad.
Guys, voila, he had the Dami-Daur, I swear to God.
Nice, okay, my team's doing fine.
I can't go dragon because we have no prior.
We have no prior.
Guys, that didn't mean Daur.
Ward dragon at least? Yeah I should have warded it. I should have warded it. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Okay cut across mid here.
This is fine.
I have no place so I look on a gank again.
Bro, can I path bot?
I think Trindamere's over here though.
He's gonna be like in this bush, watch.
Wait, this guy's flanking.
Wait, why is this guy flanking?
Because you don't know he's warded?
This guy doesn't know he's warded.
This guy does not know that he's warded.
Here's the thing, I don't know if I can fight him or not.
Trindamere's bot!
Hold up!
up here we go killing spree here we go I'm out of fucking killing spree chat oh my god
Killing spree killing spree killing spree killing spree 84 CS
Recall talked about folk here
Bad positioning from twitch guys bad positioning from twitch
Nice remember to press E again, okay
Call Dantez you need it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm caught him after this game
I'm gonna see if I can win without my coach because he was in a game. He wasn't again. Oh
I should have looked on the drop first
That's another daily down it. I should have looked drop first chat
All good
This swains here, I don't think I could gank wait I can get Brenda. I could surely get no garen chasing me down
Wait locks nice as ice I had to waste everything to get out but it's all good
Wait, it's me. It's you beat case nothing to beat hold up case nothing to beat
Alright, I'm fucking- WHY DID I DIVE IN THE THREE PEOPLE?
WHY?
WHY DID I DIVE IN THREE PEOPLE?
I made it early or I left early.
Yeah, but did I do the wrong thing like what did I do wrong there? I don't fucking know
I'm not playing that bad
I'm gonna brawl 4 and 3
Trinamere is so hard for me to fight. I don't know why I think I just farm and then scale now
Farm scale.
Trinamere is somehow not dead to a tower.
I have to go into this.
We are fighting this.
Yo team, we are fighting this.
This is a 3v2 Trinamere's out of position.
We are fighting this.
I killed one but I died.
Why did I die so fast?
Why is Master Yi so squishy, man?
I feel like if I'm Warwick there I get a double.
I don't know.
Why is Yi so fucking squishy?
Yeah, just classic, my top laner is just getting fingerblasted.
This is every game of League, man.
My top laner is just 1 in 10 every time, I don't know.
Stop engaging with your Q, but bro, when they're far away, I have to, or I just can't engage.
Like, if they're far away, the only way to get to them is to Q.
You know what I mean?
I can't just get to them by autoing.
Like, when they're, like, this distance from me, I have to Q.
I have another option.
Yeah, Trinimere's running me down because I can't fight him because his ability is cramped.
Okay, something like position yourself over the tower you fucking idiot
Okay, something what are you doing?
We are back out of double case on day just sit on the tower and stop voting to FF
Wait, somebody said he has no tower.
Yo, can we 4v3 this?
Guys, let's 4v3 this.
What is- I've got all the shubin'! I hate being a legend!
No one ever dies, they always have some trick up their fucking sleeve.
No one ever dies. No one ever dies.
Brother, he's one health and he's just old?
Guys the old is so broken
All right Trinamere probably recalled so I think I have a Pryle I think I have Pryle
But Kaisalthe has CTE.
Kaisalthe, why are you fighting him?
I need you to shut down on Garen.
I gotta shut down Garen.
I have to shut down Garen now.
Okay, Garen's just...
Yo, Garen is the best character ever.
He's fast, strong, and he has health.
I'd never kill him.
Don't abandon me.
you can die there there's no way I can bro I'm just getting chased down by
Oh my god, he's got fucked on!
You're so bad!
You're just a-
Alright.
No, no, no!
He's retarded and he survives!
How is that fair?
Trindamere is literally playing dead!
And he still- I'm like a god!
I art away, he tower dived,
got stunned off by my teammate,
I chewed into him and he doesn't die.
Get me out of here.
Get me out of here, no, no, get me out of here.
Tryndamere is literally for infants. What? I literally outclassed him and he doesn't die. What?
I finessed him into my tower. He gets stunned by my teammate. He's one HP IQ and he just goes
oh
That's all Tryndamere has to do. That's the only thing Tryndamere has to do.
He like walks into my tower
doesn't die because he ours
gets stunlocked into my tower
literally
literally gets stunlocked into my fucking tower
and doesn't die
that is bullshit
if you play Shrindamere you have an 85 IQ
voila
you have 85 IQ
he tower dives, gets stunlocked
and survives
He literally just so bad at the game, so bad but survives.
Oh look, it's a Trindamere, so he can't die.
Oh, I'm Trindamere and I have a 45 IQ.
I just click R whenever I'm in trouble.
Fuck you.
I mean, literally ends the game and it doesn't even matter because he's Trindamere.
Not a bad play. They get dragon though.
Okay, I want to be clear when I say this.
I art away from Tryndamere.
I art away from him.
He's so stupid he follows me to my tower in front of my teammate, gets hit by my tower,
stunned.
My tower is sitting there, pouncing him in the ass.
I go back in and cue because he's one health and he just clicks an R and survives.
They have I mean what was the problem here just this inting piece of shit it's every
game it's always my fucking brain dead top laner every time it's every fucking time man
how are you two and eleven you're two and eleven Kevin who goes to eleven and lead
How did he even do that? In bronze?
HANG IT UP!
Bro, it's a fucking bronze lobby! Why are you 2-in-11?
This is a 5 on 3, I think we should fight.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god, the greatest!
They're in-ting, they're in-ting, they're in-ting.
They're in-ting, they're in-ting.
They're in-ting, they're in-ting, they're in-ting, they're in-ting.
They're in-ting, they're in-ting.
This guy's getting rammed down.
In-ting piece of shit, in-ting piece of shit, in-ting piece of shit, in-ting piece of shit.
Uh-oh, twindle mail back in mid-lane!
My god!
Okay, come here, Trinimere. I'm gonna face-fuck you. I'm going to face-fuck you, Trinimere. Do you hear me?
Like if you use Trindamere and meet me in real life, I will beat the shit out of you.
Like I'll beat the shit out of you.
In game, in game, in real life, in game, in game, I will beat the shit out of you if
you tell me you're a Trindamere main.
WOLA!
I'm not kidding.
If you use Trindamere, you're a fucking loser!
DADDAS!
He's just pressing R!
I have the advantage in every fight, but I don't because he's Trindamere.
These guys are gonna lose because they're so bad.
They're so bad.
Call Dantez and call him right after this game.
I just wanted to play one game without my cut-shatter.
Oh, Twindimere's back!
We play Garen in Twindimere!
We have a rock in our head!
that dodge that I play Darren I have a block in my head Darren and Trindamere
I'm playing against the CTE squad I'm just gonna report them is there way to
report somebody's for this lack of intelligence I need to report Trindamere
just for playing Trindamere I'm gonna report Trindamere for playing Trindamere
Team Sabotage, cheating, rank manipulation, botting, comms of use, god there's nothing on here.
Can I just report somebody for playing a champion?
Every fight I took with him was a good fight.
Every fight I took with Trenemir was a good fight.
Every single fucking fight.
Every fight.
I never beat him once because he just arbed.
Your turret has been destroyed.
You're the spit on my desk. Yeah, I know. I'm having like a mental breakdown.
Of course, my K-Sancti just has to be a piece of shit.
It's not a game of League without one piece of shit on my team. It's every time.
Of course, K-Sancti just has to literally be a lobotomy of a player.
He can never be a human. He just has to be a fucking idiot.
I'm gonna play top lane and go 2 and 11 in a bronze lobby!
I'm just gonna get jumped by Trindamere.
I can feel it.
I know for a fact Trindamere is gonna jump me.
COME ON! ON THE GOAT!
YOU GUYS ARE ALL LAST!
We went elder here, no? Kill the Trinda!
Kill the Trinda! Cut his fucking head off.
I'm not even kidding. Kill the Trindimere.
Cut his fucking head off.
We need to kill him. Watch out, he's gonna R!
This guy has slobber all over his desk.
He's just gonna R.
I would beat the shi- I would- look at him, look at him.
He's just aring!
Can I play this?
This champ is gross!
You don't die!
Ever!
He's rooted and he's aring.
There has to be a way to report somebody just for playing a champion.
Has to.
He doesn't die. I can't...
Every... again, because I'm better than him. So all the fights I take are intelligent.
That's a 3v1 with two like CC stunners. He still lives because he yards.
This guy has taken a braindead fight every time, but he's just awry.
I mean, this is the best character in the game if I don't know what to do.
Yeah, no, they have elder. We said it was when elder, but my braindead team pinged Tryndamere, so I went to Tryndamere.
I only went to Trindamere because my team pinged Trindamere. I'm only there because my team pinged it
This game is fucking as good as over
I'm the greatest ever just win I'm the greatest come on just win
Kill the swing! Kill the swing! Kill the swing! Why is Swing's health stock moving?
You gotta get reported, brah, I'm sorry, you have to get reported.
You're such a piece of shit, K-Sante.
I fucking hate you so fucking much.
146 CS in your 2-11, please just never queue again.
Please, guys, it's always, it's always my top laner.
Every fucking time!
It's always my top laner!
It's never my mid.
Never, it's always my fucking top.
Every fucking time.
Why does everybody who plays top lane have fucking CDE?
MY GOD!
It's always a Darius, or a K-Sante, or a fucking Mord.
They're just always 1 in 11. I don't know what to do.
I can't get out of the pond, and I'm losing it.
Oh, Trindamere.
Alright, can I kill Thanos? Let's see.
I have no R, I probably shouldn't fight this.
Hey, Trindamere, I'm gonna piss on your grave.
If I was not streaming right now, if this was off-stream, I would pull down my pants and piss on my monitor.
I fucking hate you so much, Trindamere. Sit down.
If I was not streaming, I would pull down my pants and piss all over my monitor just to get it on Trindamere's face.
If you play Trindamere, I'd hate you. Like, I don't hate any League players.
If you play Trindamere, I fucking hate you. I literally hate you.
Well, now I'm fad, so I'm just gonna kill everyone.
Now we have a little bit of fun.
I have 1k gold and I can't contribute to death dance.
Twisted Fate solo goes in. You are not faker.
Why are you on Twisted Fate? You are not faker.
Warren Brahms 4.
Twisted Fate just ran into 4 people.
I'm the truth. Can we win? Oh my god, my team is just walking lobotomy.
Can't stop them. Never play again. Please. You faked it again early and we all have to deal with it.
And then I had a twisted fate walk into four people. If twisted fate did not walk into four people, we'd be winning.
I just want to report him for everything. Can I do it? Please. Let me report him for everything.
Drew Levin. Drew Levin, please. It's just, if I don't have K-Sante, we win. If K-Sante
is a human, we win. If K-Sante has a brain, we win. We're gonna lose this. I'm gonna have
a mental breakdown. I'm gonna have a mental fucking breakdown. We have drag it in 44 seconds.
Five mid into five drag. I'm fed. I'll dive. I'll dive twitch. This Lux is good at the
the game at least. This Lux is good. But the Lux is a human with like, sentient.
Wait, I didn't buy it? I didn't buy it? I didn't buy Deathcans? Wait, I didn't buy? What, what, what?
I can't, it won't let me buy, I have to sell.
I don't know what to buy, I don't- this for a down test would be a lot of help.
I think I just entered the game.
I just entered the game.
I read the chat, but I couldn't buy it, it was full anyways, I don't know what to sell.
They can't end here, there's not good enough to end.
Maybe they can, they have elder.
I think they're gonna end.
RAAAAAAH! I'm Lincoln! Because my family doesn't love me! And I have a 90! I do! RAAAAH! RAAAAH!
I just lost- Wait. Please. Oh my god. Katelyn, Katelyn, Katelyn, I love you!
Katelyn! Katelyn! Katelyn! Oh my god!
walk in
Shep what do I sell?
What do I sell?
What do I sell? What do I sell? What do I sell?
What do I sell? What do I sell?
What do I sell?
I don't know what to sell
Cracking Slayer?
I bought Card Anvil
I thought I had to sell something. It wouldn't be by death sentence. I'm so confused.
We have no turrets. Our nether is half health, but Caitlyn's the greatest ever.
Five mid.
I'm going to win this. I'm going to win this. Caitlyn, you're the goat. Caitlyn, I love you.
Caitlyn, I love you. Caitlyn, I actually love you.
Kassate, hit the minions, okay? Before I literally hit your fucking head, in-game.
Hit the minions, Kassate, it's all you gotta do.
Just hit the minions, you fucking idiot.
You're the only reason we're in this mess!
You're the only reason, Kassate!
You piece of shit!
You piece of fucking shit, Kassate!
You piece of shit!
Oh, come here, Garin.
That caiman's on a pentah.
I would back up.
They're running it down.
Okay, Sante, you're just an infant.
He's just a baby.
I don't know what to say.
Okay, Sante, you walked into five people while you're three and 14.
Okay, Sante walked into five people while he's three and fourteen.
I mean, just never play video games again, never leave your house again, never have sex
again, never jerk off again.
You are three and fourteen and you walked into five people, you sack of human fucking
garbage, you literal piece of fucking shit, I hate you so much, like oh my god, block
him, report him again, report him, block him, leave a message, punch him in the face. You
walked into five people and you're three and fourteen. You piece of shit.
It's always the top laner, voila.
Like, I've gotten sold by ADCs.
I've gotten sold by mid laners.
I've gotten sold by ADCs.
I've gotten sold by mid laners.
I've gotten sold by supports who just can't stop talking
and they've been in bronze for nine years.
There is nothing like a bronze or iron top laner.
They can't compute.
Why don't I get the Garen?
My teammate is literally never Garen.
It's never Garen.
All bronze and iron is,
is whoever picks Garen top wins.
I'm not kidding.
Go to my OP.GG.
I'm not drinking a fucking beer.
Go to my OP.GG every fucking time I play.
They have the Garen top.
I never have it.
I have some brain dead Darius
or brain dead, K-Sante, who can't, they don't have thumbs.
They can't click their keyboard.
They're just, he's three and 14
and then he dives into five people.
Like you're a sack of shit.
K-Sante, we can't even trade your debt
because you're isolated.
You piece of human garbage.
I'm not doing well. I'm not doing good right now. I want to put my hands on my teammate.
I want to put my hands on my teammate. I want to meet my teammate in real life and give
Mahog. I want to meet my teammate in real life and give him a hug, Dantes. I don't know what to do.
It's every game. It's always the top laner. The top laner always has CTE. I can't get out of
bronze four. I'm going insane. I'm going crazy, Dantes. I don't know. I can't get out of bronze
four. My top laner is three and 20 every game. Help! Help, Dantes!
Yes!
Jinxie.
Jinxie, are you listening?
Jinxie.
Yep, yep, yep.
Are you listening?
Yep.
Okay. What if I told you that last game was entirely your fault?
What?
Wallahi.
But I was 14 and 15 with 12 assists and I had 42,000 damage.
Yeah, but Jinxie, do you want to know what it's like?
It's like imagine you're a father and you're driving your family across a bridge, right?
And imagine that this bridge is a very rickety bridge, right?
And one wrong move and everyone tumbles to their death.
Being a League of Legends player, right, is like you're the father trying to drive everyone
to safety, and what you're doing, GenC, is when your kid in the back is screaming, we're
all gonna fucking die, we're all gonna fucking die, instead of keeping your eyes on the road,
you're turning around and you're strangling him, and now because you're not looking at
the road, you send yourself and your entire family tumbling to their deaths, do you understand
what I mean?
Well, what did I do?
What did I do?
I know I did bad when I went to go to my death stance and they got elder, but I think
I would have just died on an elder fight anyway.
Okay, so I have a few timestamps we're going to look at, but before we look at any of this,
I want to ask you a question, Dinksy.
Yes.
Are you ready for it?
Yeah.
Okay.
Imagine there's a big playground, right?
and the playground has swings, it has slides, it has a jungle gym, it has monkey bars, it has everything, right?
And everyone knows that in this playground, there was like overnight a bunch of people that set up a minefield around the monkey bars, right?
Like they went in this playground while all the kids were asleep and they set up a minefield in the monkey bars, right?
So then you have a kid that's going to sit there and he's going to walk to the monkey bars, right?
Boom! As he gets there, his legs get blown off.
So they bring him to the hospital, right? They give him two prosthetic legs, right, for free,
because it's his first time losing his limbs, and then he goes back to the playground.
He gets back to the playground, instantly walks to the monkey bars.
How does this relate to the game of life, Dad?
What? How does this relate to League?
I'm gonna get to it, I'm gonna get to it. Like listen, hear me out, okay?
I need to finish this first. So then after, what happens is, is that he goes back to the monkey bars, right?
Boom! Legs explode again. His parents take out a second mortgage on the house.
He sits there, gets two new prosthetic legs, walks back to the playground. Boom! Legs get blown up again.
Jyncey, who's at fault? The kid for walking into the minefield or the minefield for existing?
The kid for walking into the minefield, but the kid who walked into the minefield was 14 and 13 with 42,000 damage and 12 assists.
Okay, so wait, let me ask you a question. If the kid is at fault for walking into the minefield, then why the f-
Do you want me to achieve your five-time second after knowing what this all does?
You know that you're into the most bullshit thing ever.
You're gonna survive no matter what.
You're gonna get into a total shit.
You walked into him at different times.
Why?
Because I don't know when players have ults or not.
You didn't teach me that, so I didn't know if he had his ults.
So I just assumed one of the times he wouldn't have his old, but every goddamn cock-sucking
time he had his old.
Okay, didn't see.
I don't know how to know if someone has their ult or not.
I have no idea.
Can you check cat or something?
Okay, let me ask you a question.
In chess, in chess, if you make a mistake, is the automatic assumption going to be that
the enemy is going to collapse on the mistake and take your peace for free?
Yes or no?
Yes, like nine times out of ten they do, yeah.
And you have to have that same mentality in League of Legends.
You need to automatically register that every single fight, you have to assume they're going
to have ult.
You have to assume they're going to have flash.
You have to assume, uh, Jinxie, that they're going to open up a rift in the bottom of the
floor where Satan is going to spawn, and he's going to send out denizens from hell that
just overtake you, drag you down, and fucking leave you there for eternity.
You have to assume these things, because if you don't, then the one time you don't, right?
The one time, the one cock sucking time you don't,
it's gonna be the one time
where you end up getting fucked by it
and you lose the game.
So you're basically saying, just so I'm clear here,
I can never fight Tryndamere ever.
Just run away from him no matter what.
Exactly, yep.
So but why doesn't he just win it?
Like why doesn't he have a 95 win percentage?
I don't understand, if I can't fight him.
Well, because the thing is that players do not fight him.
and it's like the things you have to understand your master you if you are
warwick you could fight trendamere you could because you would just all time
while he's doing his one HP alt he can't auto attack you and you would just
win but because you're playing master yee it's a hard counter bro you know what
I mean it's like think of it this way imagine your casante right imagine your
casante and then I don't want to imagine that I don't want to imagine that if I
say something I should run into oncoming traffic I don't want to imagine that
That Kassante should not be here in-game.
In-game.
I agree with you.
But what I'm saying is, if you would imagine someone is a Kassante, right?
And then you're the guy that comes in, and you remove the helmet so that when he walks around,
he just starts bashing his head everywhere dying.
You know what I mean?
Because if you ask him, how many is he just going to be fucking smashing it everywhere?
That's essentially mastery versus trying to mirror.
It's a hard counter.
Does that make sense?
Yeah.
really know that but like now I know that I mean it's just this is like bro this is why league
is so hard like doc says I don't know what anyone does they're like I'm about to kill Trindamere
it's a 3v1 he's one hp he hits his r he doesn't die he's slavering on his keyboard I this morning
I played against some jungler who just literally would sit in the bush he looked like a giant crab
and would just grab me and finger fuck me I didn't remember what its name was I don't know what to do
Everyone has a gimmick everyone has a trick up this league. Everyone has some bullshit like my thing is like
I wanted to get through stage one of not being afraid of fighting
I achieved that warwick helped me achieve that because what I used to do and you remember is I would get low health
But I would run away and then I would just die running away
And I was a fucking idiot because that's all I ever knew when I played siege if I was low HP
I would always evade and retreat in siege. That's how I would play that's I was supposed to play in siege
But in me it's I really like that and warwick
helped me see that where he helped me brawl and fight and keep going and then I broke through of
not being afraid of fighting all the time but now it's like I'm not afraid of fighting which is great
but I don't know what I'm walking into I don't know anyone's abilities I don't know anything
Trindermere has a one-inch cock and now I know that so now I'll never fight against Trindermere
ever again um there's always a trick someone has some trick up their sleeve some gimmick and that's
my thing I don't know the gimmicks okay so Jensy do you want to know what I know yeah I know that
that you are the 2023 gamer of the year.
I know that when you first started playing League of Legends,
you went on a 10-game lost streak on a silver account
and got permabanned.
I know that you start off with a 30% win rate in Iron IV.
I know that you used to be at a point
where even something like a double kill
was something that you would look at in awe.
I know that you used to sit there
and you never even used to imagine
that you could even one day get a pen to kill
or that you could drop 30 kills.
That's what I know.
so it's not about the fact that you don't know all these abilities
because obviously you aren't going to yet
it's about the fact that right now jing see
you're learning
you're getting better
and you are making
visible improvements
and extremely fast too might i add
and yes jing see you're gonna have games like this
we're a fucking cocksucker
chinamere is going to pull up with the cte squad and they're going to bash your
Brains then right? It's good.
Did you laugh, bro?
This is my trauma, John Tense.
I'm sorry.
Why don't I ever have the Garen top?
Like, I get it. I understand
improvement and skill. I get it.
I'm all about that.
But I never have the Garen top.
Voila! It's the other team
every time.
And Garen, a toddler,
a baby boy can play Garen.
My teammates are Dariots
and they're one and nine, or quesante three and fifteen, and he dove into five people
at the end of the game, like this guy should die!
In game, I never have the guarantop, it's not fucking real, it doesn't happen to me.
My team is always the CT squad, it's always my top laner, I swear to god.
Okay, Jynxie, when you were streaming for one viewer, for an entire year, did you ever
sit there and ask yourself, why am I not the one getting rates? Why am I not the one that
people are looking to collab with? Why am I not the one that people are recognizing?
Why am I not the one with my TikToks blowing up? Or did you sit there every single day
and did you say, I don't give a fuck what I have to overcome? I am going to. I don't
give a fuck how long it takes. I will become the best. I don't give a fuck what it takes
for me mentally, physically, emotionally, the top will be something that I look at from
an even higher perspective. It will become my bottom, right? Is that what you did? Because
I know it is. So right now, I know every single game, you're getting that one motherfucker.
You're getting that one asshole, that one fucking freak, that you're just sitting there
thinking to yourself, why could you not have been the slowest firm? Why could you not have
have been the egg that didn't get fertilized. Why couldn't you be the one on the enemy team?
But it's about quelling that interior feeling, Jinxie. It's about suppressing it, and it's
about turning it into rage towards yourself.
Somebody in my chat just said, I was Que Sante. Sorry, I was eating. Okay, Dante, you're
right. The only thing that's going to solve this is if I queue it the fuck up. All right,
Before you do before you do
Okay, so I'm saying how about instead of eating food you eat a bunch of fucking bullets because me and Jinx are selling the cartel after your
Ask, and they're gonna fucking fill you with blood motherfucker. You understand me in game. Okay, I'm gonna pee and I'll be back
All right, let's run it down. Let's go. I'm gonna if I lose again. I'm gonna wrap my car around a tree tonight
Okay
All right, but okay guys real question be forging CQs. Yes, or no
Do we look at the replay of his of his game? Yes or no because I'm gonna be honest
So we're a few things I want to show him
Yes
Who do it?
Because I want to show him a few things
He has to see.
I agree.
Alright, let me go back in this file.
If I look like this.
Okay.
So, let me show my screen.
So I wanted to see at the 11-minute mark where is it?
Where's the 11-minute mark?
That's where he could have invaded the topside for like 3 minutes, but he didn't.
my cuts when you scream and discord
let me see if i could fix it
noise suppression
is that better now
feel like look at that should be better
hey test
jimmy see i want to listen
yo what's up
i'm never gonna lose again for the rest of my life
I understand, but right now I don't want you to queue up yet, because I need to show you something.
Okay, so, Jinxie, do you want to know why I think you lost that game?
Are you in screen share, Dontess?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
I'm here, I'm here.
Okay, do you want me to tell you why I think you lost that game?
Because I thought Trindamere?
Not just that.
You lost that game, Jinxie, because you're only playing with 50% of the League of Legends map available to you.
So let me explain what I mean by that.
When I was watching your gameplay, I would notice that you would farm your camps and you would go for objectives, right?
And that's what you were taught that was good.
But the problem is that was literally all you would do.
And any time you could find resources elsewhere, you literally just never did.
So I'm going to share what I mean by this, okay?
Right now, right now, okay?
Let's say we look at the state of the game.
What do you think you should do here?
I want you to talk to me.
What do you think you should do here?
Recall.
And then what?
Talked about full clear.
No.
Jinxie, look.
Wolves are only up in 60 seconds.
If you recall, it takes you about 8.
Running out of base, clearing the gromp,
you're still going to have like 40 seconds left on your wolves.
So what should you do here?
Recall.
Look for a gank.
Look for a gank, I guess.
There's no nothing else.
Exactly.
And that's what I wanted you to tell me.
Because what if I told you there was something else?
What if I told you Jiangxi that you didn't have to risk anything here and you could have actually gotten 300 gold for free?
Would you believe me?
Yeah
Okay, that's why nope. Nope. Watch so here the thing is that even though all of your camps are down
You need to remember that the enemy has jungle camps as well
So the problem here is that here you're walking you're looking for mid-play. This isn't bad, right?
your team ends up killing both.
Okay, that's fine.
Now look where your Lux is walking, right?
You shove up this mid wave, I like that.
I'm proud of you for doing it.
But now your Lux is walking by
and you see the Raptors are up.
So what do you think you should do here?
Go for Raptors, go for Raptors.
Exactly, because here look what ends up happening.
The Raptors are up, the Red is up,
and the Crogs are up, right?
So you could have went there and invaded everything.
And look at Lux, bro.
Lux is there, she's like, Jinzy.
I want to give you all this gold!
She's pinging!
But look what you do here.
You farm your topside,
and then here, when you could invade,
look, because you see how now,
Trinmear's bot side?
Yeah.
Bro, if you went top right now,
you would be able to get all of this, do you see it?
Yeah, my biggest fear is just crossing the other half,
but I have more map awareness,
I have that more map awareness.
Exactly, because Jinxie, listen,
think of it this way.
Right now, you being scared of the other map is like you being scared of moving up half past the halfway point on a chess board.
But it's not moving past the halfway point. That's the scary part. It's not having your pieces defended, right?
Yeah, I got it.
So it's the same thing with League where it's like it's not going in the enemy jungle that's risky. It's the fact that if you go there, there are possibilities, right?
right? Where it's like you could get secured, where like for example, see them each other
on the other side of the map, then you can just go there for free. So that's why look
at your mini map is important, okay?
Yep, got it.
Okay, now there were two other points I wanted to show you, okay? So there's this one. Okay,
I want to show you something here, okay? And you need to see this, that's the reason why
I'm showing it to you, are you ready?
What's the timer on the screen right now?
I don't see the timer.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, 1248, 1248.
1248, okay.
Well, let's wait.
We're going to start the timer, and I'm going to want you to count starting from one, okay?
Right when I tell you, okay?
All right.
Now!
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight,
nine, 10, 11, 12, 13,
Dilly Dally 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25,
18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37.
37 seconds, Jinxie.
That was 37 seconds.
I just had no camps and no money, so I didn't know what to do.
I had no camps, no money.
Wrong.
Look at all this.
So you want me to just invade more, huh?
Okay, I got that.
I could do that because I know where Trinidad is, that makes sense.
Exactly.
Because Jinxie, the thing I said right now, it's like you're playing with only half
the map available, and when you're sitting there and you're playing against a champion
like Trinimir, you don't want to just fight him, right?
So you need to play where he isn't, you understand?
Okay.
That makes a lot of sense.
I need to pay more attention to where the jump route is
and expose it, I got it.
Yes, exactly.
So now there's another point I want to show you
at 15 minutes.
OK.
So here.
So here, for example, this is the perfect part.
We see that the Trinimere is top.
Can you fight him?
Maybe with Lux, like I don't know.
Or no, you can't fight through him.
No, I forgot he's died.
You can't fight God.
Yep.
But look what ends up happening.
So right now, you know you can't fight him?
I thought players could die in this game, though.
I don't know he can't die.
But now that I know that, it's like, all right,
I guess you're just going away.
Exactly.
Because then the problem is that when stuff like this
happens, because even here, for example, like, look, here
you run away, it's OK.
It's a mistake.
What do you think you should do right now?
Recall.
And then do what?
Recall, look on with a red buff into Raptors, into
Botcrap, into drag, maybe, or just.
Exactly, yes.
But I want you to listen because this is what goes on in your brain that makes you not do these things.
Watch.
Wait, look, it's nice advice.
I don't think it's everything to get out of it.
So here, it's like you know, you're like, wait, I know the right play is I need to go for red, right?
But then what do I do? My teammates just commit, like, I don't understand.
You let them die, Jinxie! You let them die!
If you're in a zombie apocalypse, right, and you have one guy, and you're like, listen, bro,
We know that you're the retard of the group, but please for the love of God, do not run out and do not like scream in front of the zombies.
And then he's like, aye aye Captain Jettie. And five seconds later, you should have a door unlocked and he starts screaming, die zombies, die zombies.
And he has the baseball bat. Are you going to help him or are you going to be like, fuck it, one less mouth to feed?
Fuck it, one less mouth to feed.
I'm just gonna let him burp. I'm gonna let him burp.
Yes, Jinxy will be so much easier if I just let my teammates drop.
Yes, so yes, you need to sit there Jinxy and it's not just that you let them drown.
It's that while they're drowning, you step on their fucking head.
You piss on their face.
Yeah.
Yes, and you piss on their face so that you can sit there and you can keep your head back
about it easier.
Get fired up over here!
You're dead! I want you to get fucking fired up!
fucking bombs the bombs for a fucking two years fuck that their job is out the window
All right, let's look at another play 18 minutes 20
What happens here at 1820 I'm gonna win 25 games of the road tonight
I'm gonna win 25 games in a row. I'm never gonna blame my teammates again. It's not their fault that they have a rock in their head
It's my fault to save that I'm captain America. I need just fucking save the eventors
I need to say no fucking events every game see Lindsey. Let me ask you a question
Right now, Trinamir is toppling, right?
No.
So does Invade Blue buff?
Done.
Yes, bro.
Yes, exactly.
And that's why I'm telling you, Jinxie, the thing that you're going to have to do and
what's actually going to level you up, do you want to know what I honestly think is going
to get you to surpass Ludwig?
It's not a saying it's Trident Gum.
All right?
Shut the fuck up.
Continue down there, sorry.
It's okay.
Listen, Jynxie, so what I was going to say is the thing that's going to allow you to surpass the Ludwig, right?
It's not going to be switching up the champs you play. It's not going to be any of that.
The only thing that you're going to have to do is start looking at your mini-map.
Because right now, if you look at your mini-map, you'll say Trindamere top, and we bot side up.
You should always be looking for traits. It's like chess. If Trindamere is getting a play top side, what can you do?
Yeah, exactly, yes!
This Trindamere was fully CTE'd out, and now I didn't understand the champ, but I understand the champ, so I'll just, I'll literally mog the fuck out of Trindamere every time, because I'm not going to fight him.
But this Trindamere was so CTE'd out, he didn't take any of his Ratter blue buffs all game and just kept running around like a chicken with his head cut off, but I thought I could fight him because I thought, like, people could die and leave, but I guess Trindamere can't die, so now I'm just going to take his buffs. Easy.
Exactly, good.
So now here, like look what ends up happening, right? So Trinamere gets a free play on Cassante, right?
And then afterwards look what happens.
Can I use a crazy analogy to explain what it's like when you farm your camps when you see the enemy jungler's ganking?
Yes, explain it, explain it, explain it. Okay, it would be like imagine you have two people and they're swingers.
Do you know where the swinger is? No.
It's a guy that lets other dudes bang his wife, but he also bangs other dudes' wives.
So it's like they're playing Wifeswap IRL, okay?
When you sit there as a jungler, and you watch the enemy jungler gank or take a dragon or
do grubs, and your only trait is that you farm your own camps and you're just like AFK
on the map, it's like imagine another guy's fucking your wife at the Swinger orgy and
instead of banging his wife, you decide that you're gonna jerk off in the corner.
But it's like, dude, why the fuck are we in the cock chair right now?
Why?
We don't have to be here.
It's the Swinger party, bro.
Do you understand?
And that's the problem.
It said, right now, you need to be in the mentality where you're like, if you're gonna
go for something, I'm gonna go for something just as good or better.
If you're gonna go for a play, my play's gonna be just as good or better.
I'm not gonna sit there in the fucking cock chair and watch you gank my laners, take the
dragons, take the herald, and then just farm my shitty crugs.
I'm gonna take all your camps, I'm gonna gank bot lane,
cause I'm gonna sit there and I'm gonna be in your ass, dude.
Like fucking cheese on cake.
Do you understand me?
Got it, got it, got it, got it.
Got it, got it. Easy. Easy, easy, easy.
Easy, easy, easy.
Are you ready?
Wait, wait, not yet, not yet.
Can you answer your phone?
It's ringing.
Yo, yo, yo!
JC, I'm live! I have news!
What is your news?
I'm 1-3!
What's your KD?
Definitely not important.
Does it start with a zero?
How do I check that again? Give me just a moment here.
It does.
Higher or lower than a 0.5?
say that point what higher lower than a point five well you're not copper
how many wins and losses did you have
I mean, were you like middle fragging?
Okay, but what's what would second defying as in some of the games?
Okay, but Santa, here's the thing.
There's no way you second fragged with a point six Katie.
The math isn't math.
Okay well the math is nothing because yes I literally had a long games and all my
teammates were trash and it was me and another guy that did pretty decent in
two of the games and so I was second-tracking and then one of them I
bottom-fragged but I was second to bottom so it doesn't really count as bottom.
I mean look I'm actually impressed that you got Brahms like I thought it was
gonna throw you right into the depths of the unknown but that's good like that is
Okay, so here's the thing, GZ, I'm coming up on you so you know.
Hey, listen, I saw that trash Minecraft gameplay.
Okay.
Listen, Bronze III is starting now.
I don't know.
I was good at Minecraft.
I was good.
Now, what was good?
You didn't even know how to make a pickaxe to the last day.
Okay, all right.
That's just, let's.
You're actually sped.
I'm not joking.
That was literally a, that was a
make a wish when that you got there. One dead ass carried you the entire way.
Great, great. Well, that's why in like four months I'm going to do the same thing but
Sola and I'm going to beat it in five days. Maybe less.
I mean, five days is how you're going to beat it?
Yeah, I mean, maybe three days. It depends on feelings.
Quick question, DZ, just based on the information that you're giving, I just have one question.
How long was your bus that you were in Target Springs?
Okay, that's the end of the call like guys. I'm not I'm not gonna play into this like CTE 74 IQ thing, bro
Yeah, and when I was a kid, I didn't grow up playing Minecraft. It was the one game. I never really touched bro
I played Call of Duty Black Ops 2 religiously man. So yeah, I don't know about the pickaxes and the mining
I didn't ride in on a freaking short bus, bro. What?
What?
Real.
Like, as you can tell by my league game play, right?
Yes.
Like, Jinxie, people need to understand that the last person that questioned your Minecraft
skills, Irelia, got her fucking eight-year-old ass beat up the arcade.
Do you understand what I mean?
No.
This is all YouTube comment bullshit, bro.
Dantez, what is the next clip you want to show me of my lobotomy game play?
I guess, watch.
Uh, so the next one was 19 minutes 10.
Okay, so here again.
So, you already know at this point, Jingxi, you already know that if Trindermere fights
you, he kills you, right?
Nope.
I thought he had to die, but now I know.
Now I know he's unfightable.
Now I know.
Because, yeah, because I was going to say, like, you know, it's like, I thought he could
die.
I didn't know he can't die.
Now I know.
You can tell by the reaction in my face.
Hand the cell for him.
But now I know.
All right.
Also, if you play Trindamere and you meet me in public and you show me your opt-out GG in Trindamere as your most played player, I'm gonna fight you.
I'm just letting you know. I'm gonna fight you in game.
Because if you play Trindamere, you don't deserve, like, you, um, yeah, you don't, what ever.
Are you playing Trindamere or B-Shit?
Yeah, and the thing is guys, Jinx doesn't discriminate.
So even if you're at the arcade with your big brother and you're only six years old, he's still gonna fucking beat your ass.
Doesn't matter how old you are or what your gender is. Okay. Nope again. This is fake
YouTube comments. I don't go into arcades and hit people. All right, dude
My YouTube comments are unfucking readable man. Literally unreadable like it's bad. It is actually fucking bad
Okay, imagine you were like stuck in hell for one month and you were only allowed either reading YouTube live chat
Or YouTube comments, what would you choose?
YouTube God, oh my god
I don't even know. Wow good question. The YouTube live is just seven seven seven fat
Let's read the YouTube live comments. Yeah, let's read it. Let's hear it. Let's hear it. Let's hear it. Let's hear it
Oh
Wait, when are you coming to Florida, bro? When are you coming? Wait? Did you not see the last message?
I send you on the on tax. Let's see. No, no
Okay, I want you to read it and like I want you to see the idea that I gave you though
It could be the most cinema fucking marathon ever
Let me see. Hold on. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see
Bro, when you come to Florida, we have to do something cool. Okay. Let me read it. No, we read it read it read it trust
Oh wait that is that is so peak that is so fucking peak yes I am not yes I
imagine every single day we do one of those yes that is fucking peak yes yes
yes yes yes deal deal deal deal all right bro yeah dude chat I'm not gonna
say what we have planned yet but when Dante's comes to Florida it's gonna be
peak bro it's gonna be generational and so they're gonna be every single day
daily rounds of soggy biscuit what is sweet way we don't this what is soggy
biscuit you'll find out when I'm in Florida okay read it read it here
here's the YouTube chat wait we love you Jinxie Darth Maul okay all right
Comford, Nick, Skarner is the best jungler. Oh, this is the guy I played against this morning. I wanted to kill Skarner
Wait, does he read these messages?
Let me let me EYA that's guys just saying let me eat your ass
Sevens endless sevens forever
endless
Wait, what is soggy biscuit meaning?
Don't search it up don't search it up don't search it up do not search it up
I'm not sure that other model. I'm apologize about it. Yeah.
Soggy biscuit also known as limp biscuit or oaky cookie is an urban legend
proported and adolescent.
Male group.
Master Bayesian game.
Okay, yo contest.
What? Bro, what?
What?
So, Jengze, what it's going to be is every single day, me and you are going to lock
eyes, okay?
And we're just going to have to sit there and raw dog, no lotion, no lube, masturbate
while glaring into each other's eyes and soul.
And the last one to nut has to eat the biscuit that both of us are going to finish on.
You know, Nantaz, I don't even know if I want you to come to my house, bro.
I'm not even getting it.
Yo, bro, I'm not.
Why do you make me mad?
Why does everybody do this?
Bro, Dantez, bro, bro, bro.
Like, if you do, okay.
We're not gonna do jerk off games, man.
We're not gonna do jerk off games.
But chat, I'm gonna, like,
I'll tell y'all what me and Dantez are gonna do soon.
I've got to pull this man out, but it's gonna be peak.
It's gonna be peak.
And Dantez, you gotta tell me what date you can come, bro.
Like, what dates?
I mean, I already sent you the date and the message.
Wait, for realsies?
I thought you just said the idea.
Nope look it's in the second part of the message
Okay, so that day onwards got it got it got it got it got it got it got it
Bro, it's gonna be feet, bro. I think it's actually I think it's probably gonna be the most cinema league thing ever
I agree
Cheating on Ron already. Yo guys. I'm not dating Ron
Like we're not dating!
Yeah, Jinxie, are we honest?
Yes, yes, yes.
Watching how every single night Ron got to cuddle up with you and said it made me jealous.
Bro, are you gonna like...
Are you gonna try to fuck me?
I'm not gonna get it.
That's it, what is gonna happen in Florida, Jinxie?
Jinxie, Jinxie.
I'm not gonna try, bro.
I
Might be in jail
All right lock in more because get it done honestly, I'm not even mad at them taking the I'm better with more
I've been more with Warwick. Do I'm gonna tell you something really fucked up
what
Your master you wouldn't rate it's like 45% now, but your work is so like 57. Yeah, my warwick is disgusting
Like I don't lose with this guy. I just don't like playing as much as you
But he's like who I want to be and Warwick's who I need to be.
Do you know what I'm saying?
I know what you mean.
It's like, in order to say, it's like Warwick is who you are and he is who you will become.
But first you need to be who you are before you can be who you will become.
Does that make sense?
Yes.
Jinxie, I think a plant could be better than you at League.
Dante's is really bisexual.
Whatever happens in Florida stays in Florida.
in Florida. Tubby, stop talking and stream faster. If I stop talking, how's that gonna
speed up the stream? Broke off like an iPad kid. This is an OG one. You are great at
jungler. Well, no, I'm fucking iron. Or no, I'm bread for. When is the dark ball marathon?
What does that mean? Okay, real talk. Where's the source?
Okay, that's ball knowledge
Bros, did you like bro? Did you see the Minecraft marathon? What'd you think bro? What'd you think of my Minecraft skills?
Well, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie
It's kind of crazy that you guys beat it in 74 hours because considering that it was you
That shit should have been done in like 48. I'm gonna be honest
You mean like we underperformed
you listen you guys could have had that in the first night real talk if you
would have locked in that shit could have been done in less than five hours yeah
I don't think so I have a lot of CTE bro I played back I'm not good at Minecraft
but that says the next thing I'm gonna do I told my chat in like four months I'm
gonna do that same exact thing again solo my chat is saying the stream is
that we're going to add. Wait, are you serious? Bro, the only reason, dude, I, yo, if there
was a gun to my head, don't ask, and somebody told me get to the nether, I don't know how
to get to the nether. Like I have to do research. I don't even know how to get to the nether.
I'm not even kidding. I mean, yeah, but it's going to be fucking
cinema. You know, it's going to be cinema. That might actually take you like three months
So now I'm getting yes, so what happens if I'm shooting for three months chat?
What even happens now?
You want to know what happens Jin see hmm?
You talked about fucking folk here now. Let's get these fucking ones. Yep. Yeah, all I know is league league is who I am
Okay, can I tell you something right now that might ruin your day what?
Muda is currently three wins away from silver
It's Lemicky because I was playing Minecraft so it's Lemicky, it's Lemicky.
Okay, but why did you put a point in your E early?
Oh, because I'm used to E, sorry.
It's all good. So listen, Jinx, what we're gonna have to do, okay,
is we're gonna have to get you having your good habits again.
Do you understand me? Yes, kid. Minecraft sort of led me astray.
Like I was on Minecraft for four days. No, kill Swallon! Kill Swallon!
Because the thing is Jinxie, I'll tell you right now, that Lika's a game that's all about habits.
It's about you loading up every game knowing what to do and getting it done.
Like, what if I told you Jinxie that over the last few days, I've been a hard sub-grandmaster, and you want to know the reason why?
Well, you lost challenger? Bro!
What?
You have a thought?
Yeah, Jinxie, it's like when you say I lost challenger, it's like I go from like bronze one to bronze two.
Like I said, it's not like a big difference, you know what I mean?
Yeah, you sound like a coper, you sound like me, that's something I would say.
Jinxy, no, it's not coper.
Why the fuck are you not challenger, motherfucker?
Look at how much I thought I was gonna get done with Minecraft and you were gonna be like top 30 global.
What?
Listen, listen, the reason why Jinxy is because over the last week I've been coping and making excuses.
There it is, that's why I'm doing it, that's why I'm doing it.
Yes, so that's why Jinxy, listen, me and you, we both gotta lock the fucking bow,
Because if we don't locked in, we're gonna get locked in. Does that make sense?
No, that doesn't make any sense!
Listen, if you don't lock in, you get locked in.
Do you know what I mean?
Oh, ball knowledge, ball knowledge. I didn't hear it right the first time.
Ball knowledge, yeah.
Okay, so listen. Now what I want you to do
is I want you to play for the Gromp and then look for the barcrab, okay?
Got it. Okay. Now, GenC, what we're gonna do is we're gonna do South Park role-play this game.
So every single time in sub-sync, okay?
You're gonna say, mmkay.
Mmkay.
There you go, good!
Okay, so now after this crab, we're gonna drone bar drone mid.
If you don't have any place, then I want you to run for the top crab, okay?
Yeah, because I'm warwick and I can find-
No! No! Not yeah! Not yeah!
What's the word we just established?
Mmkay.
Nice.
Okay, so now you're gonna look for the crab,
And then after the crab, if it's on here, you recall. You have the crab.
Okay, you fight this, you fight this. Eek, Eek.
You choose up in like one second. Keep fighting. NOOOOO! FLIGHT!
Oh, I was fighting. I was fighting, I was fighting, I was fighting.
Okay, so listen. There, the reason why you lost, right, is because there was like one second where you weren't auto-attacking.
That one second where you weren't auto-attacking.
I'm not supposed to lose to you, man.
You're not, it's because you stopped auto-attacking. That's the reason why.
Oh, sorry, Jinxy.
Jinxy, listen.
Go get this side kill.
Go for it.
Yep, just go, go, go.
You're sneaky.
Sneaky, go to the right!
Okay, with two light.
Go for the...
Nice!
Good shit.
Now, go for it.
That's my kill, Ergot!
You piece of shit!
Okay, so, Jinxy, what are you going to do now is, you're going to type in chat.
in chat. KS? Just type KS. I typed it, I typed it. Yep. Now while you're walking to your
Raptors, I want you to say the fuck is wrong with you. Nice. Good. So now what we're getting
to is we're going to play for the Raptors. After the Raptors, we're going to look for
the bot side. Now Jinxie, a normal person would say, Jinxie, what do you mean KS? He
He did all the work, what would your response that person be?
If I don't, if I don't gank, we don't get the kill, period.
No, your response should be, I don't give a fuck who did the work, I'm the one getting
the rewards, you understand?
Got it, got it, got it.
It's like, you're Fidel Castro and Peek Cuba, like no matter how much everyone works, you're
the only one getting paid, does that make sense?
Okay.
All right, so now what we're gonna do after the wolves we're gonna look for the grump into the dragon
Is that even historically accurate?
Well, I don't know dude. I just made it up, but it sounds about right
We're one of history Jinxie
What's accurate is what you believe to be true because even if it's not factually correct who gives a shit as long as you believe
But that's what matters. Do you understand? Got it
All right, so now we're gonna look for the dragon
The problem nowadays is that people are too obsessed with facts and shit.
Listen, Jinxie, rule one of life, feelings don't care about your facts.
If I feel a certain way, then that's what fucking matters. Does that make sense?
Got it, got it, got it, got it. I'm gonna murder them all this game. Wait, wait, wait, they're coming, they're coming, they're coming.
No, no, okay, you might have to run. Leave your team to die, leave your team to die.
And then while you're leaving them to die, I want you to start maniacally laughing, like your doctor did.
Yes, now go for the top cop, keep laughing, go for the top cop and keep laughing.
I missed it.
Yes, I know.
The enemy jungler run bot and they can cast you on drag, right?
So where do you think we can go to get an equal trade on my QT?
exactly that's what I like to hear now go for it it's learning did you just
refer to yourself as it it's what my chat sounds okay okay so wait for the
blue do not use your ego you need to save it in case he comes yep Joe just
keep taking this so it's good so now after this you're gonna look on the
gromp okay look at that masjid spot and mark he's bought with what jiddy's doing
Oh yeah, he's taking all of his ass.
Oh yeah, Jiddy's got his fucking cheek spread wide open and he's filling himself.
Okay, now look for the gromp.
The gromp.
You can look for mid-kill.
It's fine.
Yeah, he does, he does, but it's fine, just leave it.
Okay, so now after this, after this, you're going to go for the gromp and then you're
going to just play on the mid-kill.
So you're going to kill mid and then you're going to look for the top to bottom.
Okay.
No serping, serping slow as she knows.
I want you to lead with your R-Jingles, you do not miss this.
DO NOT MISS THE R.
YES!
GOOD!
Okay, now run.
Yo you're probably gonna die, this is what it is.
Don't know about it, that's chill.
Wait, Mio, Mio, WHAT?!
Why did i die, why did i die?
Why did i die?
Look at this, you gotta kill, and you got two of his camps!
That's 500 gold, he gets 300!
He can suck your fat dick!
Now get your T-amat, buy your BORK, and get back to your fucking bed, man!
Wait, my teammate said, holy jungler diff, why the fuck did you run away?
Now I know it's a 4v5 at least.
I'm gonna say, hahahahahaha.
Yes, I'm gonna laugh at him dying.
Jinxie, raw knowledge, instead of typing ha ha ha, you type brawaha in all caps.
Try that.
Got it, got it.
Right now, right now, coach?
Yeah, right now, right now.
Fast, fast, fast.
B, W, A, and then you spam ha ha ha, fast.
Now make sure it's in all caps, it cannot be lowercase, type it again, put it in all
caps.
Fast!
Jink!
Yes!
No!
I can't hear you, I gotta get this top kill.
Okay, go for the top kill, but type it, okay Jinksy, start spamming it in chat, start
spamming it in chat, you're not about hitting the set until you do it.
No, you typed in BWQ, go for the, okay whatever, okay, there you go, good, now go for the crab,
he's gone, take the cannon, take the, go to cannon.
hahahaha
yes!
oh it's fun
okay so now look for the
and then you finish your full clear okay
you're awesome bro I missed this
dude I'm telling you listen
one day bro one day
you're gonna be doing this shit and challenge your games
and then you're gonna send them to be like holy fuck
alright so now look for the raptors
after the raptors we're gonna look for the bot side clear
okay
Yep.
Alright, it's nice.
I'm never losing again.
Coach, I'm never losing again.
I will take control of every game I play.
Jinxie.
I'll never blame my team again because I can't blame them for being brain dead.
I can't blame them for being a toddler.
Exactly.
Yes, exactly, bro.
Like, when you blame your team, it'd be like LeBron James plays basketball with four disabled
kids.
and you start talking to them because they didn't defend properly against like
prime Michael Jordan you know what I mean like we can't we can't blame them
LeBron we just got him approved. Does that make sense?
It's like imagine, no no look for the Grom first it would be like imagine every
time LeBron loses a game Jinxie he goes up to Brody Jr and he says I'm gonna fuck
your mom as punishment now like you don't do that bro you just focus on the
next game does that make sense got it got it got it got it
all right now jing see in life people are gonna tell you that you're disabled
but you know what you're gonna tell them what I'm not disabled this boy is
able and then you're gonna start fucking shitting on them pressy pressy nice
nice this is good backup backup don't over chase so I'm gonna chase so I'm
chase okay so now what you're gonna do is yet you're just gonna wait kill him
yep go you up in one you up in one you up in one you again close all good all
good instead to seraphie seraphie not kill your family in game in game
well don't know what you do
hey jinxie jinxie jinxie by report but let me talk to you for a second I want to
just let you know that what just happened, I'm very proud of you.
For what?
Because I'll tell you, a bronze player after that play would have been like, I played bad.
A gold player would have been like, my team sucks, but you sat there jinxing, and you
said something that only Challenger level rank 1 players would say, and it was serving
until your family, and that jinxing just shows me that you have the makings of greatness.
In game.
I said in game.
In game, yes.
It's like Jinxi. It's like I look in your inventory and the diamond sword isn't built yet
But you have two diamonds and one stick so it's like you have the makings of greatness
We just need to unlock it. Do you understand me? Okay? Okay? Yes. All right now
What you're gonna do is you're gonna look on the crab and then afterwards we're gonna see if we get to invade as blue, okay?
We're gonna see the folks out
Okay, so Jinxi what I want to do is while you're invading this boot share
I want you to start singing pop out by Travis Scott
Wait hold up. I have to kill himself
Okay, I'll sing for you. Okay come here pop out at the party. I'm with the gang
It's gonna be a robbery. So tuck your chain. I'm a killer girl. I'm sorry
But I can change when you aim at play old body shot to your brain
We come from poverty man, we ain't had a thing, I recall here.
Uh, yep, I know you buy your item. Get it.
Wait, wait, wait, question, question, don't ask question.
Yeah, why did my R do nothing against that?
Uh, so the reason why is because Seth gets a shield.
So when he plays, when he presses like W, if he shields, right,
and you do damage and it does no damage, does that make sense?
sense got it so I already shielded that's why yes exactly but it's okay
because it doesn't matter like you still got it's okay he's scaling listen
listen when jiddy scaling did he's bailing do you understand me yes right
to you yes I'm sent okay guys all right good actually yeah so now we're gonna do
is we're gonna look for the for the gromp and then after the gromp we're gonna
a gank bot. There you go, you're fucking droning. I didn't see you do this, by the way, at all,
in your game earlier. But now you're doing it, so that's what I'm saying, it's like you're
getting your habits back.
Should I dive?
No.
Well, he's already dead, you can't. So now invade his bot side. Invade his bot side.
I want you to sit there and I want you to be hungry for the Yi, bro. Look at his camps.
Look if there's anything up. There you go, it's not. Okay, now check the Krugs. There
you go, check the fucking Krugs. Jiddy wants camps, okay, it's all gone. Now you can recall
you can look for your red. There you go. Yep, you're not going to want to go for this kill.
It's okay. Okay, nice. So now buy the plated sale caps, plated sale caps. There you go.
And now go to the red buff.
Ron playing good.
Jinxie, I'm not gonna lie. We could literally take Prime Faker, right, at his complete height,
Make him a work one shirt for 1,000 years sit there after the time chamber is done
Put him in a ranked game in iron, and I do not think you play better than you this game, and that's on God
Okay, you cannot say on
JC
I'm telling you like right now. You are literally playing like like like the animal has come out
Like you've been sitting there chained with Ron and now you're unchained bro
Okay, so now look for this look for this look for this is good. Don't our don't our save it
You want to save it even if you're a god I see you so fast. Yes, okay?
Yes, go take this way. Take this way. Take this way. I said, I believe I know that's good
But now we need to be the perfect. Yes, bro. Do you see I said wow?
Yes, exactly like okay. No jinx. He killed our art are are him are yes
Oh, yes
Yes, okay now take this Smite at 1400, Q it, Q it, Smite at 1400, hit the ice, Smite at 1400, you just fucking stole his head old bro.
Do you understand what you just did?
I'm the greatest jungler of all time I know.
You really are.
Wait, ring ring, ring ring.
Genji calls, Genji calls.
No, wait, wait, Genji, wait, are you gonna pick up the phone? It's ringing. Ring ring, ring ring.
Who's there? Who's there?
Hi, uh, Jinxie, this is Faker, the real Faker.
We are watching your Warra game play from the SKT headquarters,
and we want to bring you in as SKT main jungler for Worlds finals.
Do you accept?
Nah, I'm starting my own team, Faker. Hangs up with Aura.
HAHAHAHA! Chad!
Bro, that's like Chad mode enabled. I'm not even kidding.
Oh my god. No, Jinxie, I'm not gonna lie.
I actually just got chills. I literally just got chills.
Wait, Douglas, I have a question.
Yep.
What is my one, two, and my three?
Like, what am I buying for that? What is that?
Is it my titanic Hydra?
Well, what do you... Yeah, you just got titanic Hydra.
Is my... Yeah, but...
Bro, is my one, two, and my three always usable?
How does that work?
Well, it's not a one, two, and your three.
So look in your inventory. You see that little yellow thing?
Yeah.
So that's your TMAT active, which upgrades.
And it's wherever that is on your numbers, that you can actually use it.
So if it's an active?
Yes, exactly. It's an active item.
But, ladies and gentlemen, are an active. But aren't there ones that are active? Like this game is so confusing.
Well, okay, no, think of it like this, Jancy.
Every single item in the game is either an active or a passive item.
Most items, 80% of them, are all passive items.
The only active item that you have to ever worry about is either Titanic Hydra, Shrydbreaker, or Tiamat.
If I already have Tiamat, is Hydra also active?
Like, can I have three actives or how does it work?
Okay, think of it like this. Tiamat is a magic harp.
When you buy Titanic Hydra, it becomes a Gyarados.
So you don't get more actives, it's just that your active gets upgraded.
So you still only have one, does that make sense?
R R R R R R
Okay, go try and go try and that's fine.
Now I want you to run away and just start maniacally rapping again while you're looking for dad.
HAHA!
Yeah, what are you doing?
HAHA!
Yeah, that's shitty track and back the fuck up here
Yo, his name's shitty, but when he sees your mouth nearby his name's shitty. Yep
All right, so now what I want you to do is I want you to recall right?
But I just not a one or a two right oh
I now I get it. I understand yes exactly
I get it. So can you only have one active at a time?
Okay, so TM at upgrades into one of four different items, and you can only buy one of those team at items
Okay, Jinxie if the enemy jungler spot, where do we go to trade?
All right, do you see me inside me? Not as you're inside me. I love it here, bro. It really feels like home. Okay, okay
So now what you're going to do is you're going to look for the blue, right?
There you go.
Now, do you see how much resources you're getting now?
The Master Yi will never be able to come back into the game because he's going to walk
out of base, right?
And then he's going to sit there and be like, oh, where's my blue buff?
Now, Jinx, see where the fuck is his blue buff?
So Dundas, my question is, is there ever a time when I can simultaneously leave my 1,
2 in my 3 with Master Yi or Warwick or is it just my 2?
Jaycee, I'm going to be honest, I don't understand your question.
My thing is, what I'm trying to break through is I want to always use my abilities when they're made possible.
With Warwick, I do my Q, my W, my E, my R, my Q, my W, my E, my R.
Got it, got it, got it. Sometimes I do.
Is there a 1? Is there a 3? Is there something I'm missing?
No, there's just a 2. So in your inventory right now,
Warwick is the only champion that you will ever have abilities and your item slots with and it's your titanic Hydra
That's it. So you only have it to look at where it is, right?
What about you? What about you? No master you build not none of those items. He only has passive items
Got it
Yep
All right, so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna look for this perfect perfectly
perfect
Okay, I'm excited for you to come to Florida, bro. I we could end up banging
It's not even a kid at this point. I'm not gonna lie
We recall here yes, sir. Yep like Jynxie I'm gonna be honest
Like we might have to tell people at one point like guys one of the announcements that during the marathon
We're not just gonna be streaming on Twitch and YouTube
There's gonna be an exclusive only fans live stream that only tier three subs are gonna have access to
So everyone in Jinx's chat right now
Okay, no one I think that's actually like a look on the set here right look on the set right? Yeah, look on the set look on the set
Perfect. Yes. Yes, come here dumb dumb come here dumb dumb. Yep going going and going are are are are are are are are nice
Now Q Q e e e e nice nice nice. Okay, wait wait
Okay, nice
You nice come come auto auto auto two two nice
Casting piece of shit. That's way fast way fast
Okay, now talk to Bob folk there
Okay, Jin see I want you to do something from right now
So you see in your hot bar your two if dumb dumb came up earlier there
We would have killed him earlier and he wouldn't be able to see my tail
But dumb dumb is too late to do anything because dumb dumb's on my team and dumb dumb's my top lane
Yeah, Jinxie, this is why I keep telling you. In League of Legends, your teammates are literally gold slaves.
The only thing that they do is they give you more opportunities to get gold. You give them no resources.
You give them nothing. You don't give them ganks to help them. You don't help fix their waves.
You just use them and you exploit them for as much gold as you can possibly ring dry from them.
And then once they've outlived their usefulness, then we move on to another laner. Do you understand?
I'm telling you, even me recently with Master Yi, the problem with Yi is that if your team
doesn't set you up, it just feels horrible.
Like it really does.
I can't solo fight early because if I solo fight early, I die with you because you just can't solo fight and then like I have to
Team fight but my team doesn't engage because my team literally has a 45 IQ
So I need to be the second game my team never engages
Exactly. Yes. Oh, I can just solo fight early get ahead because everybody in the lobby is a walking lobotomy and Brahms
So it's get ahead and then I'm just fat
It's you're like it's like imagine you're a pro wrestler, right?
And you're doing a fucking and you're doing like a one of those like tag team like wrestling things
But the promise of the god that you're doing the tag team with he has like a secret crush on like the other wrestlers
So instead of tagging you in when he's about to get beat up
He just drops his pants and you start getting real by them
But then it's like you're saying they're like dude
How the fuck am I even supposed to fight now because you're never getting tagged in that's really like playing mastery in iron
Does that make sense got it got it
That's why Warwick is the best PISLO champ, yo Duffins, what does PISLO mean?
What does PISLO mean?
So do you remember what three words I told you are adjectives in the leapsing?
You said hyper and then something else.
No not hyper.
So it's turbo, piss, and astro.
Right now we're going to go with these here, okay?
So what you say is for example, let's say you want to say I'm jungle dipping this kid
an iron right and said you're gonna say I'm astro gapping this piss-low kid and
shit low does that make sense got it so you're gonna use random words as
adjectives and it's gonna be able to further like show how you feel in
certain regards does that make sense yes okay so now say right now what you're
doing to the mastery I want you to like fabricate a sentence like God I'm so
Fucking good. No, no, Jinxie use the league as your tips. I just taught you you need talk like a league player
What is it? What is it?
So like I said an example could be I'm astro gapping this piss-lo kid and shit-lo
So what would you say when it comes to the master you like how hard are you gapping him?
Wait, I need to invade his blue because he's bot side and I'm the truth. Yes
Good, but come on Jinxie. You need to talk right now. It's a quick time event. I'm I'm
I'm Astro Gapping this piss-lo shit-lo yee
Right
Without you even having to say anything. Yeah, exactly. No, Jinxie Jinxie instead of calling
Enemy people by their champion names. You're gonna start calling them turbo randoms
Because the thing is, they're just random people, right?
So what you're gonna say is, you're gonna say I'm astro-gapping this turbo-random in shit-low.
Okay, I'm astro-gapping this turbo-random in shit-low.
Waiting to jump the yee.
Okay, nice.
Okay, good job.
Now we're gonna bring us away from your teeth.
Wait, what?
Oh.
Okay, that's fine.
Okay, so now what you're going to do is buy this food massage and then afterwards look for the desk dance. Okay
Now Jeng see are you ready for me to teach you about L9?
What is L9?
I'm glad you asked Jeng see so L9 is the OG group of toxic league of legends players that
that pioneered being Hylo and Toxic in League of Legends.
So from now on until the game ends, I want you to say that when you're going in,
you're about to go full online mode, and then you just go in like a fucking beast.
Do you understand me?
Okay, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.
Yeah, so the thing about online is that it was created years ago
by certain mafia bosses in the League scene like this one guy named Anton Radairal, right?
And he got together with eight of his friends
And it was like, 8 of his friends created L9, because it was the low 9 of the high low scene.
So it's like, they were like the Avengers, does that make sense?
Wait, do I look here? Coach?
Yep, look for this, look for this.
Okay, so now what we're gonna do is, okay, you got this. This is your quadra. No, I'm kidding you.
Go on.
Okay, I'm gonna be honest, I grieved you there.
Like...
What do you mean this is my quadrant, Dante?
What the fuck does that mean?
I'm not gonna lie to you.
I didn't even see what was happening on the map because I was too busy talking.
So low key, Jinxie, I give you permission for one spanking.
When are you coming to Florida in like 20 days?
Alright, I'm gonna spank you then.
Leaked.
Yeah, I'm gonna spank you in 20 days.
Bro, Dante's, what the fuck?
Alright, alright, alright.
Come on
What the fuck?
Okay, just to be looking
Okay, but let's focus up. I want you just to burn right now go
Wait, what?
No, no, I'm not gonna do that. Trust your coach do Baron right now
Explain why I don't do it explain why
When you're playing when you're playing in bronze if you just do random shit sometimes it works, and then you just win the game for it
Literally just go and solo Baron as we speak.
Can I at least ping my like just literal like infant teammates?
Easy.
Wait, easier.
Let's jumpy.
Yep, get him, get him, get him, get him.
Nice!
Okay now to Baron, now to Baron Baron, ping it, ping it.
Ping Baron, ping Baron, ping Baron.
Ping it.
Yes, hit it.
Ping it.
Hit it, ping it.
Hit ping, hit ping.
Ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping,
HIT, HIT, TWO adjh.
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Right? Through this I wanted to watch your topic
Go.
Shisa!
Bro, so you're gonna beat me to silver, wow.
See I got that cannon, I'm so locked right now, like it's actually disgusting.
You got this, listen, you just got the gromp, you got the gromp, and then afterwards I wanted to keep pushing top.
Do we just turbo gap end here?
So right now you could ask your fists to the turbo randoms on the enemy team, but we need
to wait for our pistol teammates to walk up so they can get pressure.
Does that make sense?
Yeah.
Because right now the problem is that your teammate is cancer behind and they're just
sitting there and they're playing like a, fuck, shit, I ran out of adjectives.
So now what I want to do is I want to look for mid, start pinging mid and then say mid-5.
Why do I not go for red buff anymore, because I'm level 18?
No, you just get the red, fuck it. You get the red.
As a jungler? Well, because when you get it, it makes your auto attacks slow.
Wait, what?
Yeah, when you have a red buff, it makes your auto attacks slow?
Like the enemies, and it also makes it do damage.
I bet he said it makes my auto slow.
Yeah, it does.
Oh, and the enemies are just me, then why the fuck would I get it?
No, you get it because it makes it your auto slow, so when you auto them, they slow.
Oh, bro, I thought you meant...
You know what I mean?
I thought you meant my auto slow down.
No, like your auto slow, like the movement speed.
I'm gonna turbo fuck this twin.
Nice! Yes, yes, I shall fist him.
Run!
Now QQQ, E, E, E, auto, auto, auto, yes, yes, E, E.
Oh fuck.
QQQ, nice, Mike.
Ah, Strollfist him, Jenny! Hold Q. Nice!
I can't ask for more time, I'm going to end.
Ok, Jinxie, listen, this is what I'm noticing is another big issue in your games. You never
push waves. Go mid, go mid and push, mid, mid.
Like, this is something that you literally never do, and it's a reason why I think you
lose so many games when you're playing off stream, because you're never hitting the structures.
You need to hit the structures. Now back up a bit, good.
you on the own. Hold two. Hold two. Nice. Yo, dumb dumb, come here, Seraphine. It's the
second time you've abandoned me. Like, God, you're such a piece of fucking shit. He's
turbo-pumping the game away. Dude, he's astro-throwing right now. If Seraphine walks, we win. Like...
Yep. So, Jinxie, your three favorite adjectives as a leak player are cancer, turbo, and piss.
So right now I want you to cancer clear the pistol red buff.
Well I'm just gonna jump the sat.
Yeah that works.
Ok just recall.
Ok recall.
Alright nice.
Now what I want you to do is go mid.
Ok.
Ok so Jynxy.
see pro tip about being a league player if ever somebody makes you mad just
instantly accuse them of being a pedophile okay with no proof whatsoever
okay so for example press tab like back up no back up don't walk up back up
back up back up back up back up back up okay nice this is okay
I'm a piece of shit!
PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT!
Okay, GenC, I want you to do a hold tap for a second.
Just spank me, just spank me. Just spank me, Dante.
Okay, are you bad and sober?
Yeah, and I'm pulling down my underwear.
Good boy.
That's not bad enough!
Thank you all right now pull your pants up and don't you dare fucking rub it you don't deserve to rub this
okay okay so now what I want you to do is I want you to walk straight for the
the dragon.
That's right here, that's right here.
Thanks, I hope you know that when we're like doing the IRL coaching, I'm literally going
to choke you out every single time you don't listen to me.
Okay, deal, deal, deal.
What do I have, Scarra?
Yeah, yeah, okay, now go for the dragon.
Are we winning or does my CTE team just lose?
Um, I promise that you have four petafiles on your team, so we're going to have to carry
them coming I'm done this he's down on my screen maybe not okay wait going on
watch yeah this is good going on don't not go don't not both save your
health save your health okay not no uh no go in the dragon just go in the dragon
you don't have to fight this just go for the dragon
Why do they keep caressing?
Go burn, go burn, go burn, fuck them, go burn
Yeah, cause a piece of shit
So Jhin see what I wanted to do, now
I would actually go mad, go mad, no go mad you can actually end
Loki you can go in
Now I wanted to ult chat
I would say GG, but it wasn't
It was a BG
Fast, faster
Yep
Now I wanted to push mid, push mid
They're looking might not be able time to share
What happened to fucking ending Dante's yeah, yeah, whatever just shut and just shut and bite
Yeah, no, no, I'm just baron baron baron
Okay, we're dumb dumb. No dumb dumb. No dumb dumb when team leave you leave dumb dumb we go Baron dumb dumb
Go Baron dumb dumb
Fucking idiots
Like I have to speak slow so you understand go Baron if team leave you leave dummy
There is turrets and enemies in front of you. Why are you hesitating for 20 seconds?
Like I can't play this game like I'm bad my team is bad
Jency you're not bad. I'm not bad. I have a 60 win rate on Warwick. I don't care. Maybe I'm delusional
I mean I win every game on Warwick. Yes
I keep misleading my slights.
It's fine, it's fine, just keep fighting.
Nice, now go mid, go mid and you're on the game.
Nice fight.
Keep fighting, yes!
Push mid, push the mid minions.
The mid minions.
Look at him, man.
How many kills are stolen, man?
Oh my god, ribbon, you're a piece of shit.
No, I want to type in chat right now.
Next person to K-Hus me is a pedophile.
No, no.
I think my turn has to be.
Nice.
There you go, that's the fucking jiddy, I know.
Now push med push med on them
PUSH MED MED MED MED MED MED MED MED MED MED MED MED
Give me all that LP!
I don't lose on Warwick!
I WALK SHIT DOWN!
Okay, you can't see it. I don't want you to press play again yet, because I want to show you something.
Wait, I'm losing more than I'm gaining.
Bet, Drew Levin.
Bet.
It's gonna be like that, Bet.
bet. Jamesy, take on your last game. Yeah, what's up? Okay, do you want to know why we
never play for our team? Why?
Three driven IGN poop in my pants. Come enjoy your. All right, I've been live like nine
hours me, huh?
Yeah, I'm off. I'm off. I'm off. I'm gonna go for a little but I'll probably only tomorrow
like earlier earlier.
Okay, I get it.
We'll do it.
I'm like,
Oh, love you, bro.
And I'll see you in Florida soon.
Hey,
yeah,
I'll be too,
bro.
Three weeks.
Yes,
bro.
All right.
That's a C.
It's here.
All right.
But chat.
G.G.
W stream as always.
Guys,
um,
W stream.
Man,
don't know what we're doing tomorrow.
Dude,
this chat.
Listen up for the schedule this week.
This weekend.
we might be doing Last of Us Marathon Friday, Saturday, Sunday, finishing the Last of Us part
one and two nonstop on stream marathon Friday, Saturday, Sunday. I think we're doing that this
weekend. In three weeks, Dantez is coming to Florida and we are going to be doing,
stream doesn't end until I reach Silver. It literally could last a month. She doesn't
end until I reach Silver, me and Dantez in the same exact bed, just like what we did with Ron,
But in the mornings, we might do gym streams with me,
Dantez and his brother.
We don't know yet.
But yes, that's what we got planned in Florida.
Dantez coming in like three weeks.
June 13th, June 14th, we got LCS finals.
Probably going to watch party that.
We got some other league tournaments coming up soon
that we're going to watch party.
And yeah, man, just same old shit, bro.
Same old shit, different day.
But I think for the short term, this weekend,
I think we're going to do the Last of Us marathon Friday,
Saturday Sunday, nonstop on stream part one into beating the entire game in my
storybook. But our chat, without further ado, WStream and as always I'll see you in
the
Marathon Friday Saturday Sunday locked like 99% and yes, bro
Last of us part one and two next story game. We did read never damage to now. We're doing the last of us this weekend. Love y'all boys and again
you