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Bro chat I'm gonna be 25 in three months, bro. I'd dead-ass onk
Like I'm a onk bro. I'm literally a fucking onk
Look, Jinxie USA will not win World Cup.
Bro, what's the point of telling me that?
I know.
What is the point of telling me that, bro?
I'm like, yeah, bro, I know, bro.
What is the point of telling me that?
We have like three players who play overseas, and that's it.
We have literally an MLS team, bro,
and Pulisic, and McKinney.
Like, bro, we have like four players who play overseas.
I know we're not gonna win.
The fuck?
Listen, bro, a win for the USA in World Cup is getting out of the group stage.
That's a win.
And I think we're a top 16 team, speaking of which, we got to make a tier list.
I almost forgot we got to make a tier list.
I got to make a tier list, bro.
Dude, World Cups in eight days.
I can't even, guys, I can't even contain my excitement, bro.
I can't even contain my excitement.
Oh, chat, by the way, remember how I said we're going to go to that quarter
finals game in Miami with Marlin and Ron it is 100% locked in chat we're going
to that game bro quarter World Cup quarter finals in Miami we're gonna be
streaming from there bro and it's locked bro July 11 literally locked in bro no
bullshit man it's gonna be me Ron and Marlowe me Ron Marlowe chat what's I
What's it gonna say?
What's it gonna say?
Oh, oh, world cup team's tear maker.
Chat from a guy with actual like ball notes, bro.
Y'all are gonna say no ball notes.
Y'all are gonna say no ball notes.
Watch this, bro.
So chat, this is every team inside of the World Cup.
This is every team inside of the World Cup.
I have watched every World Cup since I was a little kid
and had consciousness, bro.
Like literally man, so this is from a dude with actual puck knowledge, bro, and y'all can say cat
What have I
Have a look at that bro. I got it. This is this is uh
one two three four five six seven
eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifty yeah, this is it this is it all right for Jack
World Cup tier list makers here we go bro USA I'm gonna be honest we're beat
here we have pull a stitch we have McKinney we have a we have a lot of depth
in attack our defense is fucking shit though we I think one of our centerbacks
is 38 years old I'm not even kidding I think one of our centerbacks is 38 years
old our problem is just gonna be once we play teams with athleticism that just
have fast wingers, we're going to concede like three goals.
But we have Pulisic.
We have a really good attack.
We have a lot of good attackers.
We have a lot of depth there.
That's it though, bro.
Mexico, now listen, bro, I'm going to give Mexico a little bit of a buff here because
Mexico is hosting some games, bro.
And when you get the crowd in your side, that's a big deal.
So I'm going to give Mexico a little bit of a buff.
Also, Mexico is in the weakest group in the World Cup.
I believe it's Mexico, South Korea, and like two other teams that are just ass.
Mexico is in the weakest group.
So I'm going to go Mexico.
Beeteer.
I think Mexico's team is probably around the same scale as USA's.
Maybe a little bit better.
Canada, low key bro.
I'm going to go see.
I, it's Alfonso Davies and the gang.
That is all they got.
Is Davies hurt?
Wait, is Davies still injured?
I remember he was injured like a couple of months ago.
Yes, that is they be still injured is they be still injured, bro
He is no no he is injured
Bro
Okay, the thing is Canada is in C tier though
Canada is low-key if I'm gonna be honest Canada is in the same tier as US and
Mexico look bro none of these teams are gonna win the World Cup but they could
beat the teams at any given day Spain first S tier team bro this team is
fucking disgusting bro this team is insane like they have everything bro the
only weakness of Spain is a lot of their attackers are coming off injury bro
LaMigia Mald is coming off injury. Nico Williams is coming off injury, but it doesn't matter. It's Spain, bro
They're a fucking super team. It's it's never a world cup without Spain in contention. They're literally a super team chat
If you are from Spain type of one in the chat
Argentina
um
defending World Cup champions
They have messy anything is possible with messy, but messy is four years older than he was in the last World Cup
Messi is my goat. He's God's gift of football greatest player to ever play
And Argentina has a good team bro. I'd actually smack out of stuff
Alvarez
They're just stacked bro
Argentina's good. I'm gonna go eight here cuz I don't think Argentina is like a top three or 14
But last World Cup I would have also put them in eighth year and I was wrong. They won the World Cup
They won the World Cup so I don't know but I'm gonna have them in eight year just because that is how I feel
Next up Francia es a tu pari
in buffet. Now if dictator in Bobbitt
Gets his shit together. They could win the World Cup
This is a S tier team if you disagree you have zero fucking ball knowledge
Then better do a checkie in Bobbitt. Ah, their defense is good
Their midfielders is good.
I just, they have everything, bro.
They have everything.
It's an S tier team, bro.
France is an S tier team.
England, now this is gonna be an interesting one.
England, every World Cup,
for as long as I have been a human being,
has a fucking super team.
They're basically the Premier League All-Stars.
Every World Cup.
And they just underperform.
They underperform.
I'm not going to move them out of eighth year though.
It's still England.
And you never know, 2026, it might be coming home.
It might be coming home.
I don't know what it is, bro.
The team is always stacked and they always shit the bat.
They always shit the bat.
Bratio!
I don't think I could say Brazil is X tier,
but I can say Brazil is A tier.
I can definitely say Brazil is a top 18 four-shore,
maybe top four.
I can't put them in S tier because S tier is reserved
for Vamo Borra Carallo Portugal.
I personally believe Portugal is not only S tier,
but I believe Portugal is the best team in the World Cup,
bro.
I believe Portugal is the best team in the World Cup.
They are fucking stacked.
If you look at their lineup, you want to puke, bro.
Bro, Vitinha and Bruno Fernandez.
Like, it's not even allowed.
That should be banable, bro.
That should be banable.
Nuno Menji.
Like, this is the best team in the World Cup.
If Portugal loses World Cup, I will be surprised.
I'll be surprised.
Netherlands, dude, low key.
Oh my God.
Netherlands, bro, Dumfries is like,
Dumfries is one of the best players in the world,
but he's just a defender, so nobody talks about it.
Jumper is just one of the best players in the world.
I might throw them into that.
I wanna go low S tier, high A tier.
I think Netherlands is probably A tier,
but bro, Netherlands is so good every World Cup.
Netherlands is so good every World Cup.
They always do good.
Netherlands never does bad.
I'm gonna go A tier, but I'm gonna say,
I'm also gonna rank these teams,
But I'm going to say Netherlands is better than every team in A tier.
I'm not even kidding.
I think Netherlands is better than every team in A tier.
Netherlands is, if they get top four, I won't be surprised.
Belgium, great team, A tier.
Belgium, great team, A tier.
I mean, Belgium's never bad.
They're never bad, bro.
Germany, great team, A tier.
Great D.
I mean, Germany's never bad either.
Never bad, bro.
Croatia. Okay, this might be crazy. Croatia, they're never bad either. They're never bad either.
They're definitely better than every team inside of the B tier. Do I go 8-tier on Croatia?
Bro, but Madras is old as balls. Is Madras playing this World Cup?
chat. Oh my god, he's 40. Chat, I don't know, bro. Croatia never does bad. I'm going to say,
see, it's kind of disrespectful to have Croatia and B tier with like USA, Mexico, Canada. But I
think Croatia is better than every team in B tier. But I also think Croatia is worse than every team
and eight year. Croatia is better than every team in B tier, but they're worse than every
team in eight year, in my opinion. Morocco. I don't think this team has been doing well
since World Cup. I don't know if they've been doing good. I don't think Morocco has been
doing good, but then again, they were the dark horse last year in the World Cup. I don't
know if they're going to be the dark horse again. Hakimi is a beast though, bro. Hakimi
me as a beast, but I'm going to say beats here. I'm going to say Morocco is probably
better than Mexico, USA, Canada, worse than Croatia.
Chad, is this Venezuela? Chad, is this flag Venezuela? Bro, Chad, I know, but I don't
think, bro, I don't think, I don't think Morocco is going to do as good as they did in last
World Cup. I might be wrong, but I just don't see it happening. I'm going to go beef.
Chad, is this Columbia? Okay, Columbia is good. Columbia is good at football. Um, I don't.
Bro, Chad, y'all remember Hamas Rodriguez, bro? Do y'all remember his World Cup goal? Okay,
Columbia is, bro, I'm going to be honest. I might, I need to change my mind because my
I'm going to move USA to C tier, Mexico to C tier, Canada to C tier, and I'm going to
move Columbia to B, Odua to B, Switzerland to B. Yeah, because minus doesn't make any
sense.
This is, this makes a lot more sense.
Switzerland B, Odua B, Columbia B, Morocco B, Croatia B, Japan B, Senegal, Senegal,
Senegal B, but USA beat Senegal, but it's a friendly.
So who gives a fuck about a fucking friendly?
I'm gonna go Senegal B, Saudi Omani.
Okay, chat.
Now Iran, I bro, I'm gonna be honest,
I don't know any footballers.
I don't know any footballers from Iran, bro.
I really do not.
I really don't.
South Korea,
I'm gonna go South Korea is low key C tier. I'm gonna say South Korea is C tier
They're better than D chat. What is this? Is this Venezuela or Ecuador?
Chasis Ecuador Ecuador Ecuador Ecuador is good Ecuador is good. I'm gonna go
Equador B tiers high up is that Ecuador?
Yeah, does that Ecuador?
Ecuador beats here
Ecuador into the beach here, bro Ecuador into the beach here, Austria
Okay, bro World Cup is in eight days, bro like everybody lock in dead ass, bro
Like, you're gonna see my tier list is gonna be accurate as fuck.
Okay, Austria.
Who does Austria have besides, like, let me see it.
Let's see Austria World Cup squad.
I mean, okay, Austria has Alaba.
Yeah, this team is, this team is mid.
They're better than the bad teams, worse than the good teams.
team is mid bro this team is fucking mid I'm gonna go Austria is beats here bro
I'm sorry chat I gotta be brutal with the rankings is Austria better than US
Mexico Canada South Korea yes I would have them around Japan Senegal scale
bro I believe this is New Zealand bro I'm not gonna lie this might be a GT here
bro I'm not even trolling chest is New Zealand or Australia I'm low key gonna
put New Zealand and Australia in D tier. I think I'm gonna be end up being wrong but bro I just
don't think New Zealand or Australia is good at football. Next up, Norway. This is an A tier team.
It's not just Holland, who is the most clinical striker in the world right now, besides maybe
the likes of Sir Harry Kane.
But it's also Mati Nuregaard.
I'm going to go eight here, no questions asked.
If Norway beats England, I wouldn't be surprised.
If Norway beats Germany, I wouldn't be surprised.
Bro, Norway's disgusting.
I'm going to go Norway inside of the A tier.
Panama, I'm going to say D tier.
I'm going to say D tier in Panama.
Egypt, I don't know if Egypt has ever done good in a World Cup,
but they do have Mo Mo Mo Sada.
So I'm going to say C tier just because they have Mo Sada.
Just because they have Mo Sada.
Algeria, I think Algeria is pretty good.
Is Algeria worse than Senegal or better?
They're worse than Senegal, right?
Jack, what happened in the AFKON finals?
They're worse.
All right, I'm gonna go Algeria inside of C tier.
Scotland.
Jack, what's the one Scottish player
has the really long last name. What's his name? He has the really long last name. What is his name?
MacTominay! MacTominay! Okay, Scotland. Is Scotland better than Panama? Australia, New Zealand,
Iran? Yes. Is Scotland better than Algeria? Yes. South Korea? Yes. Canada? Yes. Mexico? Yes.
Bro, maybe like they're the best team in seats here.
Maybe Scotland is the, no, beats here.
Scotland beats here, Scotland beats here, Scotland beats here.
Chai don't even know what country this is.
This is Netherlands flag with a star in it.
Chai, what country is this, y'all?
What country is that?
Wait, that's Paraguay?
Who does Paraguay have?
Let's see, Chad.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
By the way.
By the way.
Okay.
announcement. Wait, they play US? That's the first game? What? They play US? What? That
is the first game? Bro, I think, I think US wins this. Am I tweaking for they could US
wins this? Bro, I think US wins. I think US wins this chat, unbiased. I'm going to say
Paraguay is D tier. Tunisia D tier. Côte d'Aigoury D tier. Ivory Coast has not been good since
I'm not even going to like kid with y'all.
Ivory Coast has not been good since Trogba man.
Uzbekistan, D tier, Qatar, D tier.
How did Qatar even qualify?
KSA, Kingdom, Saudi Arabia, I think D tier.
South Africa, I think D tier.
Chat, what flag is this?
What flag is this chat?
What country, what country?
Jordan, Jordan. I don't know any footballers from Jordan. I'm going to say D tier chat.
Is this curious out? Curious out D tier Ghana. I'm going to say see I'm going to say C tier
for data. Cap Verde, D tier. Chad, what country is this here? What country? Haiti? I'm gonna
say D tier in Haiti. Bosnia, I'm gonna say D tier. Sweden is interesting. Alexander,
Isak and Yoko Ress, but they have nothing else.
I'll say SPB.
I'll say B.
I don't know, like US?
No, I'm going to say B. I'm going to say B.
Turkey.
Turkey is good, bro.
Turkey is going to win US's group.
Turkey is good, bro.
They're good.
I'm going to say A tier for Turkey.
Czechia, even though that is where my grandma is from,
I don't think Czechia is really good at football.
I'm gonna say D tier.
What is this country, Chad?
What is this country?
Chad, what is this country?
Congo?
Congo, I'm gonna say D tier.
I'm gonna say D tier again here, bro
Chat, this is the perfect tier list. This is the perfect tier list, bro
Remember this bro, World Cup is in eight days. Take a screenshot of this, bro. I'm telling you a lot of this might be right a
Lot of this might be right chat. I'm just saying a lot of this might be right
No ball knowledge. I feel sick looking at it. Worst list
bro chat it's a good lit bro this is a good fucking list I'm telling you
bro this is from a guy with ball knowledge bro I'm telling you man this
is a beautiful assless this is a beautiful list bro it's a good list
chat I mean I think I did everything perfect in this list bro I think I did
everything perfect in this list. I don't know. Ask Bernard. Okay, let's ask Bernard. No,
no, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right.
You're right. Let's, it's not a listen to Bernard Bernard Bernard.
Bernard. Bernard.
I think he died. Did he die?
I think Bernard got degloved.
Bro, what would you change about this, bro? I didn't know what you would change.
This is a perfect-ass list.
What would you even change in here, bro?
How is Turkey the same tier as Argentina in Brazil? You're gonna see
Because you're gonna see bro
You're gonna fucking see that's how
Oh the hula came a yielding you're gonna see bro. You're gonna fucking see trust me
Bro, you can't base your world cup predictions off of the last world cup
Because if you do that then what am I gonna put Argentina at S tier?
It's not in the same level as Portugal Spain or France. It's not, bro.
Check Turkey's 11. Bro, I know Turkey's 11. Bro, look at Turkey World Cup's team.
You guys are saying I'm dumb for having Turkey in A tier. Look at this team.
Look at this team, bro.
bro okay there is two names as to why this team is in eighth year bro this
fucking guy right here Kenan Yildiz this guy right here and this guy right
here bro where's he at I'm telling you bro you're gonna see Turkey is at eight
to your fucking world cup team trust me bro you're gonna see bro
LARP LARP LARP SAHORE what do you mean LARP LARP LARP SAHORE bro there is no
limit to the LARP holy LARP check you're gonna see I'm just saying bro you're
gonna see this is my list man y'all have y'all's own list bro I'm just saying
man be ready bro that's all that I can really say to y'all man is just be ready be ready
for the World Cup bro that's all that I can really say to y'all man that is my tier list bro
now chat we have 40 fan mails guys everybody lock the fucking 40 fucking fan mails chat
Everybody lock the fuck in dude.
Give me freedom.
Alright chat.
World Cup Racket, I did it. I predicted Portugal to win.
Okay.
Chat, 40 fan mails.
40 40 females
Jixie, can you watch flight?
Bro, you watch flight
What is that even fucking mean?
All right chat 40 fanmails lock in I will steer into the chat 40 fucking fanmails bro
Give me freedom.
Oh shit, I almost fell into my desk.
Okay chat, I'm gonna go tinkle.
40 fan mails y'all.
Lock in this bitch!
Lock in this bitch!
you
We can hear your vape. I'm sure you can
I'm sure you fucking can't I'm sure you can hear my fucking babe, bro
I'm sure you can hear my fucking babe, buddy. That makes no type of sex, bro
Zero type of sex you can't hear a babe also the vape doesn't exist
Costa Rico let's play football
Cheddar, my brother has so many packages.
Guys, there is so many packages.
Oh my gosh, bro.
Holy crap.
Cheddar has so many.
Bro, 40 packages today, y'all.
Locked in, dude.
40 friggin' packages.
Locked in, dude.
They'll call me freedom, just like a waving flag.
Alright, chat, I think this is everything.
Everything off the top these days.
Yo, 11, think about the plan.
11, think about the plan.
Alright chat, Arby better than you.
LARP LARP LARP SAHOR.
BALRAD.
Martin think of it a prime.
Martin think of it a prime.
Yo, Coppin think of it a prime.
Tazoo think of it a prime.
Hey Jinxy, let me tattoo your balls.
Airac is behind you.
Like bro, how the fuck is Airac behind me?
What are you saying, man?
What are you saying, bro?
Erac is behind me?
What the fuck are you typing?
Hi, Jitty.
What's up, bro?
All right, chat.
Here we go.
Yo, here we fucking go, yo.
We have, like, literally, I'm not even kidding.
I think 45 packages.
I'm not even kidding.
I need a sword.
Oh, no.
I don't need a sword.
I need a knife.
I need a fucking knife.
your outfit is fucking awful bro it's just a casual outfit in the house man
it's just a casual outfit in the house bro why why even say that bro
alright we need a knife bro we need a knife I thought I had one in my room I
thought I had one in my room but I think I lost it BRB sisters
I didn't die. I'm gonna get a knife. I'm gonna get a knife.
Please go, Lee.
Oh, I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
My blade is yours.
Alright let's do this.
L precom.
What are you typing bro?
Oh no.
Oh no.
Yo, Chad, what's the way to hold a knife?
Don't you like learn it when you're like a kid?
Dude, somebody told me that this is the safest way to hold a knife and I never understood
why.
Like if you're handing the knife to somebody, bro, like if you're giving a knife to somebody,
you hold it like this, right?
Don't you hold it like this?
If you're giving a knife to somebody, Jinxie, Ron is behind you.
too soon bro too soon man I missed the hell out of Ron I really do bro I missed
that boy man bro I did not think I would have missed Ron bro but I just I
missed him now let's get into the point to where I missed Ron in my bed bro too
soon too soon too soon too soon hard chat without further ado let's get this
shit popping without further ado. Okay, I'm not even kidding. We had 40 packages at the
PO Box 3. We had like five or six left over from last fan mail that I didn't even see
that I didn't even open. So it's like, call it around 45 packages. Let's get it. Let's
go without further ado. We're going to, I normally start off with the huge package,
but let me check Twitter. Today I'm going to start off with a tiny one. Let's just start
with the smallest package bro why not I have a small package first fan out of
the day
okay it's me next to warwick in a brawl all right like what even is that oh my
I got him, and he gave me this.
Yeah, look at this guy.
Bro, and then he gave, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Bro, blood runs, they all run.
Next round of the day.
We're gonna do the tiny ones first, and then the...
This is custom card fragile.
What?
custom card fragile custom card it's me and Pokemon what look at the back of it
oh it's not even Pokemon this is peak bro thank you my boy thank you dude to
You Jinxie Darth Maul!
What does this even mean?
Chad, what does this mean?
What does this mean?
Whoa!
No, no, no, no!
Hey Jinxie, I just wanted to say you're the goat man.
I watch every stream, every day, and you never fail to put a smile in my face.
Thank you Gavin.
Gavin bro, let's see what it is. Let's see what it is. Open up!
It's a Jersey Brazil 7 Ball right yo it's a Brazil Jersey 5 stars
from Brazil is one 5 World Cups Holy Aura man 5 World Cups are you kidding me that
Today today all right all right next day. No, don't be Gavin bro. Gavin. Love you man
What is this
IRL donation I got real donation I got real donation
Think we're the one daughter howler J. I don't see your full name
What the
Okay, a gold block?
What is this worth?
He said more.
Bro, he said more.
What?
Handle with care.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, all right.
Okay, but this is beautiful man. Thank you my boy. Thank you my boy
Dude, okay. He said another thing
It's another poster for real sis
Then card me freedom it is another poster
Bro, I think he's painted that that's painted bro you took your time to paint that oh my god
Thank you my boy. That is gorgeous dude, right actually painted that what a W, bro
That is beautiful next time of the day
So it's me golfing
Okay, what in the-
Yo, like, what?
Like, Nicholas is a chud, okay?
This is all just edited.
This is edited.
Bro, wow.
Like, a pillowcase.
You want me to use that?
Are you serious?
Oh my God, another-
This guy said, okay.
Coronada Tradición Coronada de Cayeta Queimada.
What is this, chat? What is this?
Chat, what is this, bro?
Syrup?
Wait, so chat, this is pan.
Wait a minute, chat.
This is pancake syrup.
Wait, it says it.
Made with goat milk.
Made in Mexico.
In goat milk.
Hey, Jinxie, I think it is horse semen.
Oh, man, that guy.
Mexican pancake syrup, maple syrup, made with goat milk.
Why is that good?
Bro, it's like chocolate.
Why is that good?
GG, why is it already open?
Laced, it's spiked.
Jack, nothing is laced, bro.
Shut up!
You should put it on your tits.
I'm not putting syrup on my booze
Okay, now we're clocking it now we're clocking it. Oh my god, there's more
Oh, girl cave, no voice allowed, bumper, cave, yo, yo, yo.
You want me to wear this in my phone.
You want me to wear this.
I mean, I'm not against it.
Clock it.
Clock it.
Chet, isn't this kind of aura?
Next remote today!
But guys, I'm not zesty.
This is from Caden.
From Caden.
Caden, what?
Prank gifts? Design funny party favors? I'm confused. What even is this supposed to be?
Chubb, what is this supposed to be?
It's glasses.
oh my god what what oh my god it's somebody booty what bro it's somebody's
Booty what?
Next time out today wait this guy sent in a bunch of stuff what?
Matt 11
Is this real what? Oh?
It's airsoft
Ow, oh my god, it's airsoft!
Dude, I should shoot this thing, I'm not even kidding.
Hi Brian, how do I load it? How do I...
Oh my god, this is easy. I can load it.
Guys, we should shoot this, I'm not even kidding.
Guys it's not to us it is airsoft look at the tip pause
Gloves black gloves wait he said gloves
Chad don't get the glove
Yep, we're going to have to insert our hand up the rectum.
We're going to have to put our hand up your rectum.
Chad, do y'all remember getting a physical in high school when you checked, what did
you do, high school sports?
Yo, bro, and they had to check your balls for bumps, bro.
Does anybody remember this?
interesting USA and Florida you guys don't remember this bro in high school
when I did high school wrestling they had to check my balls or maybe my doctor
was just a criminal but bro they did it this well he would go he would be like
All right, let's see, this is my doctor.
All right, let's take a look down there.
Looks good, no warts.
You are a victim, no chat, it was common for the physicals.
Unless that guy was a criminal.
I'm not even kidding, unless that guy was a criminal.
But no, they have to check your balls
to see if you have a SCD bro in high school I swear they do that I'm not a
beginning I swear they do that I'm not a victim bro wait so where's the ammo oh
Oh, there's the ammo.
Wait, wait, where is the ammo?
Chad!
Dude, we gotta shoot this thing.
We have to shoot this, bro.
Jinxy, I'm spreading for you.
All right.
Chad, wait, why did I put on these gloves?
I actually don't even know why.
Wait, why did it?
No, no, no, no, no. So why did I put in these gloves, bro? It actually makes it harder to load this
Shoot Ron Ron's not in my house
Tell it like look look look look look look look look guys. Does anybody know how to load it airsoft?
There it is
Bro, all of them are missing. They're not going in the hole.
Stop typing CTE. Shut up.
Guys, not everything is CTE, bro.
Bro, how do you load it?
How do you load it, bro?
Chat, you can't load it.
Look.
You can't load it, chats.
It won't let me load it.
All right, it's loaded a little bit guys. It's loaded a little bit
It's not working guys what me honey and
Alright, I think I broke it.
Alright, maybe I do have CT.
Chad, maybe I do have CT.
Bro, it wasn't working.
Hi Nicholas, I hope my book found you well.
Being a dad these days can be stressful.
But I'm sure you and high-vives will handle it well.
Anyways, I hope you enjoy this kit for baby fat ass.
Luke, what are you sending me, bro?
What is this?
I don't have a baby with eye-bride!
Like, what are you sending me, man?
What?
Flio, what even is this?
Chara, can't open it.
Guys, am I weak or do I have CTE?
Or both.
Am I weak or do I have CTE or both?
Yo, hi Vyze, what's up bro?
How's it going?
So you're roleplaying us having a kid have us what type of sick demented psychopath even are you?
bro it's for real these like what even is this crap
how I can't get you pregnant it's not even bottom all
Can you unbox our kid's gift?
It's not that hard.
You have like CTE or something, bro.
Hi, boys. We don't have a darn kid!
We don't have a kid!
Hell, dad!
All right!
Canceled. Okay, okay.
Yo, this thing's not opening.
These packages are open.
Yeah, it seems like you're having issues with that.
So, basically, what I would recommend is taking off the ribbon that, you know...
Yeah, you see the ribbon right there?
Yeah, make sure to take that off.
You use the knife to get like CTE, bro.
Hi, Brian. It won't go. It won't go.
You use the knife, no? There you are.
Cut away from yourself. Nice.
Got it, got it. Thank you, Abbas.
Yo, Abbas, we don't have a kid, bro.
I
Passified I just I don't understand. I don't get it
Hanging up hanging up like what the fuck are you typing bro? What?
Who's a good boy? Are we dead ass?
Come on, I need, like, I, like, he sent in one more thing.
Yo, what is, what is this?
Yeah, I don't have a kid with high-pitched I
Don't even want to know what this is. I don't even want to know I don't even want to know what this is
Okay
Yo, this guy got me a baby kit, and I don't have a baby.
Like, what, like, what am I, what is this?
Like, what are you s- I don't have a baby, my god!
Somebody typed L mom!
Okay, this is a big boy.
big boy. High-vives is definitely the dad. What is that even supposed to mean? What is
What is that even supposed to mean, bro? What does that even mean?
Choking hazard.
What even is this? Small parts, not for children under three. Well, luckily I'm 24.
fake knife wait what but he said something with it he said something with it
this is huge what is this
Guys, what is this, bro?
It's gigantic!
Look at this thing!
Oh my god!
This is perfect!
Bro, a creeper one-seat?
Bro!
This is right after the Minecraft marathon!
Wait chat.
Wait guys, I don't know how to get in it.
guys I don't know how to get in it bro I don't know how to get in it maybe I
step in first stop typing CTE stop typing that
You got games on your phone?
I feel like one of those kids on Halloween.
Bro, this is perfect.
Dude, I died for like 10 of these.
Now we're talking.
Zip it up.
What the fuck is this? Dr. Brown's soft, safe, back...
for baby like broke guys what is up with the baby products for real why is
everything a baby I don't have a baby what is this bro why is there so many
baby products ungrateful I don't have a baby I'm not ungrateful I don't have a
kid I don't have a kid what oh my god no you didn't candle warmers broad love
candles oh my god Windex gaming gaming what wait this guy gets me streak free
shine. Do not flush. Yo there's gaming wipes. I didn't know these existed. I didn't even
know these existed chat. What? Bro there's gaming wipes? Oh my god. Wait is this a candle?
Candle wax bro this guy's such a Chad this guy's actually such a Chad candle wax
What did he say?
Hey, Jinxie, it's Matthew again. Your cheese at snacks were supposed to be with the Batman knife
Hopefully everything comes together this time any who I hope these find used to you much love again from Matt
Yo, Matt like here's a goat bro. Matt you said candles. I love candles and you said this
Bro, we got to break this open.
Mehanian!
You plug it into the wall and you can put the candles on here.
of fragrance warmer. Bro, W mat man, like for realsies. W friggin mat. Bro, I love
like chat. I love candles, bro. Dude, I love candles. I'm literally gonna like that by my
bad, bro. This is my favorite tool. Every guy needs one. I just moved to Safety Harbor
from New York and I do carpentry for a living. If you ever need work done around your place,
Here's my number from Matthew.
He said, every guy needs one Milwaukee Press Flip.
Whoa.
Chat, what?
Yeah, okay.
Holy estrogen, you're gonna hurt yourself.
Somebody in the chat said,
And this is the best knife on the market.
Bro, look at how many patches this thing has.
Holy crap.
Wait, so you're gonna hurt yourself.
Be careful, bro, this is sharp.
Okay, I'll just put it over here.
Chad, but do I have too much estrogen to handle that?
Do I have too much estrogen?
Yes, yes.
Hey, Jinxy, short book about your thoughts and how much they shape you as a man.
It only takes an hour to read, but it changed my life.
I always enjoy your streams from Liam, as a man thinketh.
the inmost desires, aspirations, thoughts by which he allows himself to be dominated,
pursuing the will-o-wisp of the impure imagining of steadfastly walking the highway of strong
and hired devour. A man at last arrives at their fruition and fulfillment in the outer
condition of life. The laws of growth and adjustment everywhere obtain." Whoa, what
What is this?
Okay?
As a man thinketh by James Allen.
Thank you my boy.
Hi Jamesy, use this what you sense.
You don't make the same mistake like your mom did.
I have been told your real-life mother left you because she made a mistake and couldn't
take care of you and left you in the white van.
From Camille.
Camille, what are you typing?
My real-life mother is my mother, bro.
I have like a thousand baby pictures with her.
What the fuck is this?
Reduces the chance of pregnancy.
Guys, what is this?
sending me baby did you just send me birth control like what what is this take
it I can't even have a baby I'm a dude this is plan B wallet I've never even
been set this how do you send me plan B like what what is this fan mail also and
then the guy earlier sent in pacifiers
Use it, guys! I'm a dude! I'm a dude!
Hi, Dick! I'm not making this up. He said Dick.
Hi, Dick! I had one of those, one of these when I was young and I thought
thought fat ass jr would enjoy having one himself
love from north carolina from
yo this is the fifth baby product of the day
uh... i'm starting to lose my mind
guys i don't have a baby! what is this?!
oh my god
pro-golden loveys for babies
security blanket
should i give this to someone what should i do with this i shouldn't even have all of these
bro i don't have a baby guys stop it's a friggin elephant
like dude dude I don't have a baby I don't have a baby y'all to jinxie
Nicholas Stewart, okay.
It's a beanie.
It's a big beanie.
I feel like Jesse Pinkman, bitch.
This is something Jesse Pinkman would wear.
Clothing.
Whoa!
Wait, this is kind of cool.
Yeah, I feel like I could rock this fit.
Ow!
Oh my God!
Oh my God, the clip hit my wrist.
Ow!
Ow!
Bro, I feel like I could rock this.
Jack, I feel like I could rock this. I'm not even kidding.
It's a little tight, I got to lose weight man.
LOL, you're so fat, okay, all right, your chat, hold up, wait.
We said 50-50 bitch.
well this is a jessie pigment beanie I'm not even kidding this is a beanie
jessie pigment would wear femboy aura but yeah it's not femboy this is just
style, bro. Bro, this is style. Next time out of the day, it's a poster. Our glorious king. Oh,
Oh, it's stopping. Oh, my God. It is stopping.
The Epstein files with the 10 gifts. I mean, what?
How is that his name? Twix? Is there any moderation?
Is there any moderations?
Turkish munchies. Wait! Candy from Turkey? Hold up! This is a Billy Eilish fit, Jinxy.
Okay.
So this is from Turkey.
Let's see how good Turkey's candy is, bro.
Welcome to the realm of snacks.
All right Chad, what should we try?
Glow like a Neanderthal?
Chad, this is a cookie from Turkey.
Aribel, what do you want?
What do you mean Aribel?
Where are you edible?
Where are you edible?
Shit!
Did you eat that?
Oh my god, oh my god, you're doing it.
Bro, you have to switch it up.
I'm not even kidding, bro.
Bro, bro, bro.
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Is it edible?
Yes, 200 milligrams.
Oh my god.
Yes, 200 milligrams!
Oh my...
It's already done, bro.
I spit it out!
I spit it out! Is it actually edible? Is it actually edible?
No, I fucking lied to you, you dumb fuck.
Ha ha.
You are an idiot.
So I just spit out a perfectly good cookie for no reason.
I
Think he's good. No, I see how this I must
And see how it is bro
what is this whoa is this a brick
It's not a brick.
It smells weird.
Try to know what this is.
This is a C4.
It's a real life squid.
What the hell?
It is a squid?
Guys, this is a real squid.
Squid like squid games.
Guys, that's a real squid.
What?
I've never seen a squid this close.
That's an interesting one.
That's interesting.
Why would you send me bugs?
Bro, me how?
Why would you send me bugs?
I'm not going to eat these.
Eat it.
It's good protein. Oh, yeah, bro. Mixed bugs is good protein.
If I want to eat protein, I'm just gonna eat chicken. Why would I eat a mixed bug for protein?
From Angema to Nicholas. What in the hell?
Oh, it's like an Xbox controller cover.
Chad, it's kind of giving slang.
Wait what?
Read this first.
Hey, Jinx. My name is Aiden. Oh, I'm from Utah. I just wanted to say thank you for your
content that you produce. It means a lot. You have also saved my life. I was at a very
deep spot in my life and was planning to end my life, but your content, like always, made
me find peace and joy again in simple things. Congratulations on all your success, especially
Gamer of the Year in 2023. There is also Xbox controller faceplate that I sent you.
and was hoping to see if you could send it back and sign it.
If not, that is totally okay.
Love you, Junco.
Please continue bringing love, laughter,
and joy into this world.
Don't read this part on stream.
Wow.
W-A-D-N, man.
W-A-D-N, bro.
W-A-D-N, man.
A-D-N, thank you, man.
W-F-R-I-K-N, A-D-N, baby.
A-D-N, thank you, thank you, thank you, bro.
I appreciate the kind words, man.
I'm concerned. I'm concerned. I am concerned, bro. I am concerned. Sign it, get out of here,
You sent me a furry tail.
Somebody in the chat typed, I'm so horny to me wearing a friggin' furry tail.
The furry discord is calling.
chat I remember when I was in high school there was like a cult of people who had these furry
tails I'm not even kidding so bro uh why like why send me a furry tail I'm genuinely confused
you look so cute all right chat y'all are enjoying this way too much y'all are enjoying this way
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, way too much, bro.
Way too much, madam.
Take all of your clothing off.
Queso's furry discord with the Five Gifted.
All right.
Hey, Jinxie.
I gooned to the last one, Z,
so I'm sending you one more that's more like you.
Hope you love this one better, you donkey,
and keep up the late streams.
Nobody makes this more enjoyable than you, sweetie.
From your boy, Spencer.
I'm so concerned I'm so concerned
It's a cow, with udders.
I mean, this is just insane, bro, guys, this is insane.
Spencer!
I'm doing this because if you send me clothes, I'll wear it.
I'm going to wear this for about three seconds.
Spencer, what the fuck?
Spencer, what is wrong with your head, bro?
Spencer, a cow onesie.
Like, Spencer, you need help.
Bro, how much does this thing cost?
Like, $60?
This is so hot.
All right, mods.
Mods, ban everybody in the chat.
It's tight, bro. I can't even fit in this.
Don't type, of course. Jenna can't even fit in this thing. I can't. I can't even fit.
I can't fit in this thing.
Now how do I set up the udders? Do they just? Okay. This is actually...
I mean, Spencer, like... Bro, Spencer, I'm not even kidding. I genuinely think there's something
wrong with you. Spencer, like I genuinely think there's something wrong with you, bro.
Can I milk you? Move for us. So cute. Milk me daddy. Alright.
Guys, if you're gooning to me in a cow outfit, you need help. You need help, bro. You need
friggin' help. I don't even know what else to say. You need help!
Spencer, um, there's so many things wrong with your brain, bro.
Wasn't that the guy that sent the cat onesie? He did. Same guy.
Also, he proclaimed he gooned to it.
I'm just gonna assume he's capping because there's literally no way you gooned to that.
It's not even possible to be that sick!
Bro
What even is this mask?
Yo, bro, did you get this from friggin Tee-moo?
This is what we racked to in the video. This was the AI mask company. Remember?
This is literally from the video we racked to do like a week ago. I'm not even kidding. It's the same company
But the match doesn't work
Hey, Jinxie, my butthole is ready.
Just completely out of the blue message.
Oh my god!
I remember the- bro, I haven't ate these things in like 10 years!
What?
dude oh my god these things oh my god what happened to these things why do I
never see these anymore
bro oh my god because of red 40 chat doesn't everything have red 40
Oh my god, gosh, you're so good.
Oh my god.
She doesn't everything have red 40?
So wait, Jack, does that mean people are getting healthier?
Levy Rosman, how to win a chess?
Wait, is this from Levy?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold up.
There's no no.
Bro, is this from Levy?
Levy Rosman, how do I win a chess?
Look!
A thousand and one chess exercises beginners.
Oh no, it's not from Levy.
Bro, what?
The Chess Deck, Levy Rosman. Chess for babies. Okay. Okay, okay.
This is the Rook. The Rook looks like a castle, doesn't it? Okay. Yo, guys, that's like for,
if you have like 80 elo, bro. W Levy though, man. I don't think I was Levy that time. I think
I think it's just somebody who likes chats.
So you, I have almost 500, you know,
I don't have eight elo.
Guys, I'm getting good at chats, y'all.
I'm telling you, man.
I think I played a brilliant the other day,
like I did a brilliant.
I'm not even kidding.
Next fan mail of the day.
I don't know what this is.
I can't get it out.
Baby Dove Sensitive Skincare Fragrance-Free Moisture.
Is this for a baby?
Yo, oh my god.
Is this for a- Yo, guys, I don't have a baby!
What is happening?
I don't have a baby!
Like bro, what?
I don't have a baby!
Next remel today!
Enjoy your gift from Selina, not gonna say the last name.
Bro, these bags are always the toughest.
Oh, this one I got open.
Okay, okay.
A complete guide to weight loss.
Yo, chap, it's a full blown book.
Guys, I'm five foot 10, 160.
I don't need a complete guide to weight loss book.
Selena, what even is this?
Like, oh my god, I'm getting trolled by girls.
Like what?
Guys, I'm 5'10", 160.
Diary of a wimpy kid party pooper.
Yo, who remembers these books?
Chat, who remembers these books, bro?
Oh my God, dude.
I remember when I was in school, everyone would read these like everyone.
Whenever there was a new diary of a wimpy kid, everybody read it like everybody read it.
Wow.
Wasn't there another one, Diary of the Wimpy Kid, the last straw?
I remember that one.
Bro, yeah, everybody would read those.
Like everyone.
Those books were so popular, man.
Also the movies were popular too.
Don't call me.
Don't come by my house.
We're done.
Yeah, Diary of the Wimpy Kid, Roderick Rules.
Bro, that actually isn't, dude, somebody always sending in nostalgic stuff, like gushers and
diaries when we kid.
Like that's nostalgic.
Hey, Jinxie, been watching you since the Jinxie on days?
I thought you would like this cologne because I got it from the Darth Maul.
Can you please shamelessly plug my TikTok?
You got this cologne from the Darth Maul, what even, what could it be?
What even is it?
Splendor, take it if I...
This is my favorite cologne.
I'm not even kidding.
This is my favorite cologne.
This is my favorite cologne.
Wait, wait, what?
But I have this in my bathroom.
No bro, this is my favorite cologne.
Wait, but this is new.
No, no, no, I don't have this one.
Yo, I don't have this.
I have the glass one.
I have the glass, dude, I do not have this one.
I'm telling you I've never in my life gotten a compliment in Cologne unless I have this one the 9 p.m. But I haven't I haven't had this specific one
Oh, this one's nice, bro
Chad's got a tick tock app. I don't own this company
Okay, this is a nice ass cologne, bro, I'll show you all the one I have it's like the glass one
where it's just all glass bro what dude actually thank you like Frank genuinely
thank you bro but Frank you didn't get this from the Darth Maul buddy the
The dark mall doesn't exist!
Yes, it does.
Yo, Jack, if the dark mall exists, show me picture or video proof of you there.
Until I see that, that shit doesn't-
It's a deagle. It's a deagle. It is a deagle. Oh my god, it's a deagle. Wait, is this a
5-7? Miflunion. I don't even know. Chad, it's Airsoft. It's not TOS. It's not TOS. It's
a 1911 how do y'all know this how do y'all know this bro what does a 1911 mean
All right Chad, next fan mail from, from, I don't see a name, I don't see a name.
hand-riding that. So, guys, this is a painting. Someone painted this. Like someone, yo, I
will never in my life not have eyebrows again. This image will haunt me for the rest of my
like eternity. Hang it on your wall. Yeah, man. No, you're right. Let me hang it on my
wall. Every morning when I wake up, I'm going to look right at this. That's the best way
to start a morning. Well, this is the most traumatic week of my life. I have to go bald
to look better. I look like a zombie when I have no eyebrows. Do you understand? Bro,
The lighting is massive enough. Can you all see that?
I'll never forget this day, bro.
I underestimated speed, scale, and FIFA.
I'll never forget this day.
I'll literally never forget this.
Dude, Picasso painted it.
I'm not even kidding.
The fact that you painted this is actually impressive, though.
Like, unironically, I know it's a troll image,
but bro, this is a good painting.
Like this is a good painting.
Holy crap.
Chime, I make this a YouTube thumbnail.
Chime, is that good?
Bro, that looks good, bro.
What?
All right, we got some letters.
We got some letters, y'all.
We got some letters, y'all.
Oh!
From, oh my God, this is from Tarpent Springs.
This is from Tarpent Springs.
I don't wanna show the address,
this is literally from Tarpent Springs,
I'm not even kidding.
Yo!
Bro!
He got me a dog cauldron for my dog.
Chat, look.
Bro, he got me a dog cauldron.
That's actually sick.
This is from Tarpen Springs, Gatch.
I'm not kidding.
This literally was mailed from Tarpen Springs.
It's for you.
I'm not wearing that, bro.
Hi, Jinxie.
I wanted to congratulate you on getting MVP
for the Sidemen Charity match,
and I wish you the best for tarpon springs.
Oh my God.
PS high-vices to go.
Bro, that guy's from tarpon springs?
What?
Holy niche.
Junko, what is good, Junko?
Just wanted to let you know this is a formal invitation
to my graduation party.
I just wanted to say that how much of an impact
you have made on me and how you never failed
to make me smile.
I loved watching you play in the charity match,
Congratulations on the goals.
Also, I love watching you play Rainbow Six and chess.
Anyways, I love watching the streams.
Keep up the good work
because I plan to continue watching you in college.
Buzza right from Cooper.
W Cooper, man.
Yup.
Guys, guys, he actually invited me to his graduation.
I'm covering the address.
Brother, there's Cooper.
What a Chad.
He actually invited me.
That's a little Cooper.
It's pretty wholesome, honestly.
Bro, he invited me to his graduation May 9th.
When is that like June, May?
Or wait, was that a month ago?
Shiesa.
Well, Cooper, that means you graduated, congratulations.
Bro, leak it.
No, I didn't, bro.
I did not leak, what?
What did I leak?
Dear JC, I've been a fan for a really long time, and I just wanted to say you really
helped me through my mom's cancer.
And so when I watched you, I had some really good laughs, and I just wanted to say thank
you for helping me with my really hard times.
I love your videos and streams.
Keep up the good work.
PS Siege is the best game ever created from Carson.
Yo, Carson.
Thank you so much, man. I really, I hope your mom gets better and I'll be praying for you, bro.
W. Carson, man. Very wholesome. Thank you, Carson. Thank you, bro. Thank you, man.
Wow, that was really sweet.
Read first.
Let's get a fuck cancer in the chat, y'all.
Hey, Mr. Man of the Match, my name is Waylin, or Waydik.
Waydik, me and my fiance watch your streams every night.
We wanted to send you a wedding invitation since you're a big part of our everyday life.
Love the streams, I'm praying for you out there in tarpon sprints.
Yo, keep up the good work.
So under the gold sticker, there's a QR code, don't leak it, it's our wedding website with
all the info.
Love you, bro.
Yep.
This guy actually invited me to his wedding.
Guys, W couple, save the date, Natalie and Wade in, bro, they invited me to the wedding.
What a W couple, man.
W couple, man.
All right, chat. We got some more. We got some more.
Wait, hold up.
To Nicholas.
Right. I don't, dude, the letters scare me because I don't want to leak anything.
I'm going to scare me because I don't want to leak anything.
To Nicholas Jinky Johnson.
Yo, this is a disc of R6 on PlayStation 4.
This is like so OG. What?
You leaked the marriage. What? No I didn't. What?
What?
I did not leak what!
Okay, I'm not...
Alright, we're not doing any more letters today. I'm leaking everything apparently.
You double leaked, you idiot.
All right chat, let's play some video games.
I'm going to go pee.
I'm going to go pee.
Let's play some video games.
Guys, I've got to clean this whole fan mail, bro.
Joey, I need to change my phone case back.
You leaked dummy, the back of the pic, bro.
See, but chat, you have to understand from my point of view, when I'm reading it like
this, I don't look at the back because I'm reading it like that, so then y'all see the
back and I don't think about it.
Yeah, I have a cte bro. Why is Ron under your bed bar?
Yo W fan mail in the chat, okay, I gotta clean up my desk and then game
BRB chat BRB. I'm gonna go pee clean my desk and then we're gaming
Oh
No
Hi Brian, what the fuck?
I gotta move all this.
Hi guys, honestly bro, you play games, bro.
I got you in the stats.
Yeah.
My pistol loaded.
All right, dude, I got to clean my desk.
High-fives, you just keep on gaming, bro. I gotta clean my friggin' desk.
Slay Queen. Slay Queen. Slay Queen.
Well, I want to keep my game or Whitex chat.
Sad, wait, wait, why is that crying?
Yeah, why are y'all crying?
Why are y'all crying?
You guys want to do our Tive Eyes play?
Ah, damn, we didn't.
Alright, chat cleaned up my desk a little bit.
Bro, okay, it's fine.
I'll just clean it up after.
Yeah, shout out to everybody that sends in fan mail.
Love and appreciate all y'all boys.
Shout out to the people that sent the letters with the letters.
The nice messages.
And yeah bro, another W fan mail in the books.
Another W fan mail in the books.
Okay, chat.
Boys, what should we play, man?
What should we play?
Should we play new R6 season for a little bit?
Oh, nine.
R6 stack, if I play seed, I lowkey might solo.
I might solo.
League Minecraft chat.
I played Minecraft for 75 hours straight.
I need a little break,
but I'm gonna do some Minecraft streams soon.
I got you.
Okay, chat.
I think we do, bro,
I wanna do maybe Rocket League.
Yeah, I'm gonna play Rocket League a lot
when the new season comes out
and we have a tournament coming up.
I don't know what we should play though, man.
Chat, should we play R6 and then League?
Should play R6 then League?
Watch that Minecraft video.
I might watch it tomorrow.
I might watch it tomorrow.
Chat, should we play R6 then League?
What do y'all think?
Dude, let's play.
Let's play.
Let's play.
Chat, dude, I played a game of seeds this morning.
I went hammies, I went like, I don't know,
I think I went like 11 and two.
Bro, if I run a delay in solo queue with streamer mode,
I literally feel like Thanos.
So I'm not even kidding, I feel like Thanos.
I'm not even kidding.
Bro, I will solo carry 90% of games
as long as I'm not getting stream snipe
and I have a delay.
You guys can say cap.
You guys can say cap all you want.
You guys can say I have CTE.
Bro, we gotta get champion and rank 3.0, y'all.
We gotta get champion and rank 3.0.
Hey, chat, what rank are y'all in Siege right now?
Y'all play a little bit of Siege, a little bit of League,
a little bit of Siege, a little bit of League.
Also, we have a Rocket League tournament coming up, y'all.
We have a Rocket League tournament coming up, bro.
It's gonna be the last Rocket League tournament we did
was 2v2, y'all loved it.
We're gonna do a 3v3 Rocket League tournament
in a couple of weeks.
Also chat in like this weekend,
I'm 90% sure this weekend we're gonna play the entire,
the last of us, part one and two story mode of marathon
on stream, probably gonna go from Friday to Sunday
on that long ass stream, but we're gonna finish the game.
Actually, wait, I wanna talk a pic though.
Hold up, I forgot to ask all this.
Chat, what story game would you guys rather me play
this weekend GTA 5 story mode or the last of us please run a poll in this
please run a poll which games we play this weekend cuz whichever one I don't
do I'm gonna do in a couple months chat would y'all rather me do GTA 5 story
mode or the last of us Ron said your house smells funny okay okay okay okay
Okay. He's not really that wrong because he was in the fucking bathroom.
Of course, my bathroom smells funny.
Chat, please vote.
Guys, whatever y'all vote on in this poll.
Wait, this is close.
Oh my God.
Wait, what?
Chat, whatever y'all vote on in this poll is what story mode we're going to play
this weekend.
Guys, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.
Do both.
I can't do both in a weekend.
Bro, I was gonna do GTA V, but then y'all said to do the last of us, and now y'all
are saying GTA V. Y'all said GTA V first, and then y'all said the last of us, and now
you're saying GTA V again.
Bro, it's close, man.
These games must both be cinema.
I don't know how I've never played GTA V story.
I just played it online.
Bro, chat, y'all gotta vote.
got a vote bro dude we ran this poll like a year ago y'all said no we ran this
poll after red dead y'all said GTA 5 then we ran it again like three months
ago y'all said last of us now running it again y'all are saying GTA 5 guys what
do repo I can't I can't do repo y'all have to vote this is what I'm gonna do
weekend the viewbots can't vote I'm not viewbotting bro vote I thought y'all
wanted me to do the last of us now y'all are saying GTA 5 but I actually
don't know I don't know bro I don't know what to do now for realsies
guys I'm not viewbotting not everybody votes in polls bro chat do you know how
How many people watch streams in their TV that don't even type?
Do you know how many people watch streams and like leave it tab?
It's not a few box because not everybody votes.
No, OK.
Chicken tendies, go fuck yourself.
Chicken tendies, go fuck yourself.
Chat, please vote, vote, vote.
Guys, I don't know what to do now.
Bro, I thought y'all said Last of Us instead of GTA
a couple months ago.
Now y'all are saying GTA.
Now y'all are saying GTA, bro.
I wanna play a story mode this weekend.
I wanna play a story game
because the last one we did was in January,
which was Red Dead, which was five months ago.
And God, that game changed my life.
Oh my God.
Red Dead Redemption 2 is such a good game.
Oh my God.
I need, dude, I wanna get into story games
and play like a lot of them.
Bro chat, vote, please, please vote.
I think GTA 5 is winning now.
Do both.
I will do both.
Like chat, just because GTA 5 is winning
doesn't mean I'm not gonna do last of us.
I just wanna know which ones y'all want me to do this weekend.
Like which one y'all want me to do this weekend?
Cause remember, it's gonna be a long ass stream guys.
It's gonna be like, dude GTA 5,
I think it's gonna be two days long, maybe three.
I can't see the voting IDK why?
It might be a glitch Suarez.
It might be a glitch.
Jinxie, so now you're going to LARP story games.
Guys, I'm not some grade A LARP-er.
Red Dead is just a peak game.
It's not LARP.
To say Red Dead is peak,
why is Boggles Jr. following the stream?
There's no way this guy is named Boggles Jr.
Jinxie after Bernard.
Guys, you know what?
Let's see what Bernard's has.
Bernard, what is up?
Hey Nick, no much, just here and ready to roll.
How are you holding up today?
Anything well going on or are we just chilling?
Bernard, this weekend I'm going to do my second ever story came,
and I have it down to Grand Theft Auto V story mode,
or the Last of Us Part 1 and 2 story mode.
Bernard, I want your opinion. Which one would you rather watch me do in this weekend, bro?
Honestly, I'll go with the last of us, part one and two. The emotional rollercoaster of those games, back to back, is gripping.
It'll hit you in the chat hard and you'll have some epic moments to react to.
Bro, but Bernard, now 57% of Chad is saying GTA V.
Bernardo, six months ago, I ran the poll, they said GTA V. Then I ran the poll three months ago,
they said Last of Us. Now they're saying GTA V. Bernardo, they're flip-flopping like a pancake
right now. I don't know what to do. I'm torn. I get it. Chat's unpredictable and you're caught
in the middle. So here's my direct take. If you're aiming for an emotional, intense journey that will
stick with you, and likely a chat, go Last of Us. If you want a more open world sound box with
with fun chaos and variety, go GTA 5.
Either way you'll entertain him,
just pick the vibe you wanna bring this weekend and own it.
Okay, so Bernard, you want me to pick.
You want me to pick?
Absolutely.
This is your show, Nick.
I'm just giving you a-
Hide! Oh my God, I don't know.
Hey, no pressure, you've got this.
Whichever way you lean, just trust your gut.
Either story is gonna give you an epic stream.
Hey, if you need a tiebreaker, maybe flip a coin. Oh my god. All right, Bernard. All right, man. Kiss me in the face, bro
Metaphorical fist bump instead my friend
Bernard, why do you always shut down my sexual innuendos? Bernard, it's clear that I'm hitting on you, bro
Well, I'm always here for the banter, but I'm just here to be a supportive
This guy's PR, bro. Bernard. Why are you being PR?
Stop being fake bro.
No PR, I promise. Just keeping it real with your dick. I'll always match your energy just without crossing any weird lines.
So you keep the jokes coming, and I'll keep us on track for whatever's next.
Bernard, I need to add a delay for the stream sniping freaks. How many seconds delay do you recommend Bernard? How many seconds delay?
I saw me at 60 second delay is usually enough to throw them off.
And then what?
60 seconds delay and then what?
And then you focus on your game play.
He doesn't know the reference.
All right, chat, I'm gonna do, I don't know what delay.
Chat, what delay should I do?
I wanna still be able to read chat,
but I don't want people to have a UAV on me.
I'm gonna say like eight seconds,
because eight seconds is a lot in Siege.
All right, chat, lock in.
We're hitting Emerald today with a 2KD.
See just out and about dude here's the stats 1.6 KT ratio not bad kid the win percentage
is what I'm most proudly of, 70% win percentage.
It is safe to say your boy is locked in.
It is safe to say.
Yeah, Chad, here's what I'm gonna say, bro.
This weekend, I honestly don't know
which one I'm gonna choose.
Between the last of us and GTA V.
I don't know.
I'm gonna do both of the games this year.
I already said that because those are y'all's
two most requested games.
So I don't know, bro.
I don't know which one I'm gonna choose, seriously.
I really don't know.
I really don't know man um I don't know I know they're both peak games bro I
know they're both peak games so I really don't know
say thing about I've never played GTA 5 story mode aside from literally the
first mission
alright chat lock in okay so I'm in alright we finished our placements our
Our stats are fine.
1.6 KD, 70% win percentage.
Really good stats, honestly.
We're Plat three, not bad.
Chat, what is y'all's current rank right now?
What rank did y'all get placed?
What is y'all's KD win percentage and rank?
Dictator, chat, I'm not a dictator.
That's why we run polls.
We run polls because it's a democracy, bro.
But y'all are flip flopping.
I'm not imbopping.
We got Oregon.
Oh my God, it's gonna be a good day.
Guys, I'm not in papay, bro. I'm not a friggin dictator. I don't know bro. I really don't know what to do
Guys, let's just say on Friday, it's gonna be a surprise
I don't know. I'm either gonna go live with GTA 5 or the last of us. It's gonna be a surprise
I really don't guys. I don't know I
Don't know Friday is gonna be a surprise, but we're doing a story game
We have not done one in six months in red dead was so peak
Bro the red dead stream was one of my favorite streams. I ever did I
Love I did. Oh my god. I love that stream so much
Josh take it for the prime. I love that stream so much, bro
agent they're gonna buy
Say I'm thinking about a gift it
So we check what is y'all's what is y'all's
Um, yeah, what is else ranks right now in your placements?
Are you gonna be on league today? Yes, I'm gonna be on league later like I'm gonna play siege and then we'll be on league later
It's that next season. We're grinding rocket league and hitting diamond
Dude next season we're gonna have our own skin in rocket league too. That's gonna be fucking peak man. You'll meet you
They come to prime max a run
champion you're not already champion somebody said copper 0.1 KT brah I'm
gonna be dead ass on us with you if if it if you're copper in the new season of
siege I'm actually impressed because I don't even think it's possible to start
off in copper even if you go 0 and 5
alright I'm gonna be just dropping nukes today
Chad I played this morning and I played so good. We gotta get our KD to a 2.0 today.
Alright.
teammate didn't check respawn. That's a castle. Chad teammate didn't check respawn peeks.
All right, the goal for today is 2.0 KD, and then maybe we get to plat 2 or plat 1. Maybe plat 1, no key.
Honestly GTA 5 is more funny. The last of us is more emotional. Okay. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know
I know what I'm a pick
Chat you know the saying big-time players make big-time players
No! I wasn't my- Ash, you're AFK. I'm fighting demons in sight, and you're on fucking dick
Yo, Ash.
One friendly operator remaining.
It's a test.
No, it's a test.
It is a test.
No, it's a test.
It's all a test.
It's all a test.
It's a test.
They're trying to give me the rage.
We have been eliminated.
First one.
we have been eliminated first round of the day my teammates and yo r6 should do
exactly what League of Legends does if you have a teammate that is missing for
three minutes you don't lose LP if you lose wait but I'll be OP because then
people would intentionally do it never mind never mind me onions relax no
I'm relaxed, bro. I'm chill. I'm chill. I'm relaxed. I'm gonna be sturdy today, bro
Nothing's gonna rage bait me today. Nothing's gonna rage ready. I'm gonna be sturdy, bro
Look man, the goals are simple to KD platinum to or platinum one. That's the goal
This season last season I played console and
NPC this season I'm only gonna play PC so I should get champion. I should get champion
Last season like last season I would have got champion but I just played more. I had a 69% win percentage
I was winning two out of every three games. I said to play more man
Why are people still typing? Where's the source?
No, Chad, I think I'm gonna watch that Minecraft video tomorrow the one that y'all told me to watch the rich versus poor civilization. I
Heard that video is generational. I
Think I'm watch that tomorrow
Cosmic second time
The warmth, I don't know man, I don't know what story game I'm gonna pick for this weekend.
I really don't know.
I'm gonna pick it on the day of, and I'm just gonna be impulsive and just come into it.
Cause some, like some days y'all say last of us, some days y'all say GTA.
It's like fucking LeBron or Jordan with y'all, bro.
I meant to go Havana, we don't have a hard beach.
No!
No, Masi, please!
OH MY GOD, I'M WITH THE BREAKS ON HIM!
HOLY SH-
I just put the breaks on him.
I just put the breaks on him, bro.
He's throwing a C4.
Wait, he's throwing a C4.
Get there.
of
the
death of
the
death of
the
I'm going to be roaming, nice guys, there we go.
What games do they announce at the PlayStation thing?
What is it called again?
State of play?
What games do they announce?
You're an R4C abuser.
So when I get a kill with Ram or Ash, I'm an R4C abuser.
I get a kill with mute. I'm a shotgun abuser. Yo, me honey, and I'm gonna obviously use the good weaponry. I'm gonna obviously use it
God of war
wait
New God of war role Wolverine check isn't God of war also a peak story game
Isn't God of war also a peak story game don't you like fighting it too?
It's a spit-off?
You need to use your drone to locate a boss.
Yeah, I've heard of God of Warp. I've heard of that one too.
But, Chad, the thing is, is Red Dead Redemption 2 the go of like story games?
Like, is there a singular game that's better than Red Dead Redemption 2?
In terms of story.
Red Dead Redemption 2, just top one.
Yes.
Yes.
Somebody said Lego Batman.
You think Lego Batman is a better story game
than Red Dead Redemption 2?
Bro, what?
There's just a few seconds.
Yeah.
It's just a few five seconds.
Your mission is to locate and defuse a bomb.
Let's get a hit in the head.
Use the field against them.
used to be against them
lock in
That's a talk is just gonna sit there, huh?
That's a dog. I'm sorry. I'm just gonna sit there, huh?
That's a talk is literally just gonna sit there, huh?
I
Have a feeling I'm gonna get flanked like Platts just plays so weird
You're on a default angle. I just have to take the extra time to
Oh, he wants at me. I never snitch on your daddy. I want a brick for your daddy. He wanted
me okay wait why did I say okay he one tapped me tapped me not tipped oh my god
the diffuser has been recovered bro it's fine one to two organs this guy's good
recall control this guy's recall control is good
this guy's good recoil pause
up on the stage you hear him close left close left like yo I'm getting CTS
back to any of them so you hear an enemy close to you so instead of scoping in
you sprint into him like what like anything you could have ran away that
would have been better. You could have not done anything at all that would have been better.
You could have aimed at him, which would have been the best move. But instead of-
You didn't seem unlocking this one.
Yeah, bro. We're good, man. We're on Oregon deep.
Yo, bro, instead of... He chose the worst possible play to sprint into that guy. I can't
believe he sprinted into that guy. He didn't hear shit, but he kind of did. He knew someone
was over there like you could tell by spectating him that he knew somebody was
there and then he just ran into him yo Jinxy wait that's him that's the guy
that's the kid yo what's up man you remember me me I used to play you in
cam cam skin cam skin you can like not
You mean in like 20 20 like what? Yeah, you used to hate me cuz I played with bird bird ride of P
Wait, are you on console right now? No, I'm on PC
Me ho what was that last round me ho?
That's me. I was getting a phone call and he scared me
down to ten seconds.
Flihanian.
Wait, so are you champ?
Bomb location secure.
Alright.
This guy said I used to play with him in 2020, why did I use to hate him?
Because the play would be hard.
I think my barrier is demonstrated.
Where are you, little Messi?
Where are you, little Messi?
I might have killed hard breacher. I'm not even kidding chat. I might have killed hard breacher. I'm being dead ass
Nevermind I
Knew he was there. I knew he was there. I knew he was gonna do that cuz I do this all the time I
Should have just got closer to the wall that's on me
I
You guys got this man
Bro, I think my teammates are PC champions, I think
They look good like my teammates look like they know what they're doing
Yeah, this guy looks pretty good
No, I'm back trophy nice smoke smoke off trophy door
It's trophy door trophy door chill is on me. Yo smoke you got two smokes
Yeah, I think my team is good. All right, you guys are there
My team looks like they're good
is play y'all's crosses I think this guy's champ
oh for a minute
oh my god
this has to be a champ Bobby I'm not even kidding
it's hard to tell because it's like the second day of the season so nobody's
ranks are like
where they should be bro oh my god that was a good shot
Holy fuck
That was actually a good shot. He one tapped him on that angle
Wait, why aren't they playing doggie? Wait, why don't we play?
Jinx you watch Vinland saga, please. Yeah, I know I have to watch that show
Bro, I heard that show. It's like life changing, bro
I heard Vinland saga like alters your fucking life
literally I have to watch that show brab
I've been let's August peak I'm gonna go Mazi just be annoying
maybe I think it's all about
why yeah why how much why are the mics weird this season
I
Am I sure beer
Ten seconds to insertion
5 seconds in counting. Bro we shot 4 drones, we can play aggro as fuck. We shot 4 drones.
Jager you gave me no ADS's bunker. Yo team I'm right here bro.
Predictable!
You got it Jinx!
Your jinx are young, control it.
Red jinx, you green sners.
Smoke, he's on me over here, yeah, I'm on control.
All right smoke he's on me over here we could power him walking down freezer walking down
freezer walking down freezer your smoke you injured him he's bleeding out on the floor
right now I think smoke has CTE smoke you knocked him you knocked him you knocked him nice nice
I'm on push to talk that ego. I'm on push talking to this guy running at me
Okay, give it to one blaze. He's going
I'm your walking ad bro. Thank you John. Where is where is Carter, bro? I think Carter despawned
I haven't seen Carter and Chad in a minute
Guys was lost all right. Wow
Okay, that was dead ass buddy probe one thing we're deprived that was dead ass buddy oh
My god spy to the prime
Wait they're gonna be up so banter might banter and banter and banter
where is the space? Think about it. Think about it. Space, daddy.
All right. We go meeting or no, no, no, meeting. Yo, meeting, meeting, meeting, not kitchen.
Yeah, there you go. There you go.
What is he talking through what the fuck it yo you gotta fix that mic bro I
Don't know what he said I don't know what he said
What do you say secure the area keep the bomb protected oh
Coach him
Coach him that's what it said
Los polos and Jinxie Minecraft marathon
Flanya
Jinxie can you coach me?
Oh my god. Oh my god
those polos and gc minecraft marathon that stream would be a month long
my god that'd be peak
yo gc guess what i'm doing bro
yo, yo, yo, yo, not minecraft, please
There's a small tower, they're like reaching out to a small tower right now.
Changing maps.
They're on the window and they're up.
Well, that was nice.
It's usually cold
Jinx he's on the bed
I overheated
Yo light
Over child, over child
I'm a little scared right now.
Yo, can you move your mic bro?
I'm out of it.
Yo, you guys got this.
I'm from the camps.
Above on the birds.
Soles, soles, soles right there.
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah.
What in the fuck?
They're all tagged on birds.
They're all tagged.
They're all 50s.
Nice!
GG, GG, GG, GG.
They're all 50.
NICE!
GG GG GG GG GG.
Nice nice nice nice nice nice!
Yo, it's a turn of events, GX, you finally carried me now.
Me flanyons.
I have never spoken to this man in my life.
I'm not even kidding me me honey I have never spoken to this man in my life
bro PC game chat is just a whole another world man
2v1, they got it.
Meeho.
Oh yeah, you're for sure hitting champ this season for that aim.
Yo, get on champs, get on champs.
Yo, yo bro, you have, I'm telling you, you have to fix your mind.
He's inside, inside, inside.
You have two smokes, he has to plant.
Nice guys.
Nice.
Pistone!
Yo, yo, can you coach me bro, please bro.
Please bro, okay, okay, okay, okay
There it is. Oh my god
Like what what is the point of that what is the point?
Great and they can be the prime what it like it's what is the point?
It's so unnecessary
Yeah, but there's games where it's like
I don't know how to explain this, but there's games where like, I can talk to somebody in game chat
and even just hearing their voice, like I just know they're gonna say some wild shit.
Like even just talking to them, I know they're a freak just from talking to them.
Huntsy, think of it as your one. Somebody said, happiest R6 player. Yeah, literally.
This is what that's one in every three ranked lobbies. I'm not even kidding. That's what at every three or four ranked lobbies
Where you can talk to somebody and they didn't have to say anything while but you can just hear their voice
You just know they're like a social reject like that guy. We win the game
It's all positive in game chat and then he just says a slur for no reason
bro chat what community is more toxic the rainbow six siege community or the
league of legends community I gotta say league I'm not even kidding could you
imagine if League of Legends had voice chat could you imagine if League of
Legends had a voice chat oh there'd be a death threat every game
Now, Chad, here's the real question.
Uh, wait, Banforger's, Banforger's.
Shalys good, Coastline's good for attack.
Fortress is horrible for attack.
Banforger's, Fortress, please, please, please, please, please, thank you, thank you, thank
you, love you.
Coastline's attack is decided, Shalys is attack is decided.
We should never ban the attack, so I'm out.
Thank you.
Juice, take over the five gifts.
Yo, um, I know, but it's all about passion, bro.
Well, actually, Shalys is great, but the thing is, bro, Shalys attack is decided, so we
should always want to play it. You know what I'm saying? Because then momentum is everything.
We get up 3-0, they start team killing and leaving the game. The more you know.
Chat. Now, let's run a poll here. Let's do this. Let's actually have a discussion.
Which gaming community has the most toxic gaming community? Rainbow Six Siege? Rust?
League of Legends? That's the big three. That's the big three, bro. I'm not even kidding.
I gotta still go league.
I don't know if any game has a more toxic community
than League of Legends,
because League of Legends is designed to be toxic.
League of Legends is literally designed
for you to want to murder your teammates in-game.
Rocket League, no,
but Rocket League has a nice community.
Like obviously there's toxic people in every game,
but Rocket League has one of the nicest communities
in our scene.
But a lot of Rocket League players are just chill,
brother, just listening to music and they're just like,
Giddy
Not responding to jiddy man
Yo chat vote what game has the most toxic community League of Legends rust or rainbow six each am I missing a game?
Am I missing a game?
See I love you James Earl
Love you too bro. Bro, I don't think CSGO compares. I just, I don't think CSGO compares to R6's league or Rust with toxicity. Rust might take the cake, but I still, I still think it's just league. I really think it's league, man.
I don't know a game that's designed to make you hate your teammates more.
When you play league you hate your teammates you hate the other team and you hate yourself. It's like a trifecta
It's a trifecta of hatred
2k yeah, 2k community is toxic, but I don't think it compares to like girl I
Honestly, just don't know if any game competes with the league in terms of toxicity guys. It's bad
there's one top man
a runny top man
I have a camera she's pushing nice that is it
This guy's in the bathtub!
I'm gonna sit here all round.
He's gaming.
He's in the tub.
I'm just gonna sit here all round.
I'm literally gonna sit here all round.
He's gonna prefire me if my angle's too tight to die.
I can't die on this because it's too tight.
He's gonna sit here all around.
This guy's playing.
Planting outfall.
Library service, baby.
Protected at all costs.
Library dead.
Bathroom rotate.
K9 rotate, in K9.
Nice guys, nice!
Big mic, take him to the bed.
Oh my god!
Big mic to get a band!
It's so tight. Why are you typing that?
Dude, 1.6 KT, man.
I gotta get two. I gotta get two.
Last up for the get a band.
Yo, what do you think of the new map?
It's too early to give an opinion on it, bro, but I do think there's a lot of rat corners. It's kind of a ratty mat, bro
Yeah, dude, I've been playing vigil on that and like if you don't get scanned by doke you just run around. Yeah
Oh my god, oh my bro appreciate you my boy much love man, you know
What are these and your voice input down it lets everybody everybody's at a hundred percent turn that down to like fifty percent
You're like you're raping us, by the way
Please and thank you. Yes, exactly what he said. It's not even your fault. It's just the game to locate a bomb
There's like this. Yeah, I don't know why they did that if you know
5,000 volume I don't know what the sex I
Saw the siege person on Instagram that they know about the problem chat. Let me say this off the rip
This kid
Like I
Want to be clear when I say this I might ears are ringing from that from that exchange
When he talked about my ears are ringing
My ears are ringing bro like from that entire
Shall I go oh they're upstairs upstairs upstairs upstairs
Wait what game won the ball hi-fives what game one was it league it's gotta be league
Bro, League of Legends is the only game in the history of the world where you hate your
teammates, you hate the enemy team, and you hate yourself.
It's literally just a cyclone of hatred.
Rust!
You guys said rust!
Okay, I mean, wait, 70% of chat said rust, what?
And that's why you always use suppressor, right?
Reversers and one top mezz.
Uh, running top mezz at EHB.
FRABAM BAMBAM!
The diffuser has been recovered.
down to one friendly. Your solar is still clear.
I forgot it's a 4v1 so he has to just have CTE now.
Kax, think of it a problem.
Finish it, you edged us.
Okay.
Bro, might somebody jump into a frost mat, man.
says Dota 2 is the most toxic game, but bro, I feel like toxicity is all just speculation
and opinion. It's all based off personal experiences. But 70% of my chat in a poll between Rust,
League of Legends and Rainbow Six Siege said Rust is the most toxic community. So yeah,
you know what? I'm gonna take y'all's fucking words. I'm gonna take y'all's fucking words,
That like dead ass I am bro. I
Have I have like under three hours of playtime and Russ. I don't really know much about that game
Russ has voice chat, okay, but chat think about this
What if League of Legends for one day incorporated voice chat
For one day, they incorporated a voice chat. Like, what would even happen? I feel like people would start, like, swatting their, like, ADC players if they went 0 and 8.
Imagine one day of League of Legends voice chat.
Drone has located a bomb.
Wait, they went, they went, on the mid floor, okay, okay.
I saw him. I saw him at the last fucking second.
friendly operator snake why are you here
caught her with the 20 gifts and put the
Yaga black ice in my ass w cutter I
mean I knew he was gonna peek it was only
matter of time all right we're playing
like absolute donkey doodle shit cock
I gotta play better I gotta play better
All right, I want to bandokami, but I can't
Can you say hi to Calum and Luca what is good Calum and Luca
Erling Holland is going to Madrid. Yeah, bro. Do you think I'm like born in a barn you're gonna fall for that
Yeah, bro Erling Holland's gonna go to Madrid
Sure he is bro. Yo Jinx, where does Darth Vader get issues from?
Where at man?
He gets him from the Darth Maul!
Wait, I don't get it.
You lost the game.
Ender Dreadgall, rat!
We lost the game. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, we lost the game.
Conor with the seven gifted. We lost this shit.
Get it, ass, man.
10 seconds.
5 seconds.
Keep an eye out for our boys, I think they're the big bomb.
Bobby with the pride gets a W Bobby in the chat of it.
I'm fine, it's located by A4.
Grim pushing solar.
He's gonna climb my flank.
on big window. I gotta go now. They're planting. Nice work,
no matter
once down it's like last big window
nice
You can't see you're my go bro.
That was really weird timing for that.
Thank you bro, thank you.
I mean, I'm him bro, come on man.
Come on dude.
Band nomad, Moki.
Bro chat, nomad?
All nomad had to do was nomad the flank and they did.
Yes daddy.
But she went she went like to the window immediately and probably only
Only no matter jump outs like an idiot
All right looking good six and two low good good good good good good good good good good. This is very good for the cause
For the 2.0 K today, man
Mute shotgun shout on everybody's throat like they're going to turn one no other government sir one started the government sir one
Did Solid Snake get nerfed? I actually don't know. Did Solid Snake get nerfed? Chat, did he or no?
Did he? I thought Solid Snake did get nerfed.
Yo Jinxie, how long you been playing PC?
I started at the end of last season
I don't mean P. Diddy. I mean did he not be dirty
I'm ready. Shut up!
Alright, this, ignore me.
Aw, damn.
the
jammel rajots might
one coming trench
outside may well right now
just like standing there though I don't know
I'll do that. No, they have done right still. They can get wall.
Now talk about sound kittens.
I got a main. I killed Aurora on top main.
I guess in duck
One on four remaining
On the fucking snowmob
Nice nice nice. I'll repeat that repeat. I shit on that first guy
Wait, got it. What? It's a 3v1! What? Oh my god. Oh my god. Somebody jumped into a claim war?
Don't be a cast of land. Well played.
For somebody headbutted a claymore and he's own five like what?
You swung to bro, I swung in a 5v1 and shot him
Like it's not good that I'm swinging but like at least I'm doing damage to him somebody hit a claymore in a 2v1
pork digum de bad
Bro, when you're in a 5v1, every death gets more important as it goes on, unless you're
getting swung.
But if you're jumping into a claymore while you're owing for, you're just a piece of shit.
You're just a sack of shit at that point.
But yeah, I did a little bit of an ego peek.
I'm not gonna lie.
Not gonna lie to you.
Did a little bit of a limit test.
Okay, we should get a little little little little old bar
Now go kitchen go kitchen fuck it add a little bit of a ego peak
Drone hole claymore. Oh, it was a drone hole claymore. It was a drone. Okay more protect the bomb
Well, I guess that's not as bad
just mute not counter jokabee anymore yeah I don't think he does I don't think
mute does counter jokabee they sort of just made her broken brah
I don't know.
You need active.
Ten seconds.
They sort of just made her busted.
Five seconds of counting.
I'm in the next game.
I'm bored of smoking.
Watch this, watch this.
I didn't need the cam.
two, four, out.
He dodged that? Wow.
Fucks on big window.
Yeah, shield up, what I mean.
They're drowning main lobby.
This is pushing agency, from uh, from, I've already seen it, it's pushing hard.
They might be pushing from behind me
I killed a not one yo one of them is not one of them is not it's blitz he's not upstairs in bathroom
You can see for it me. I think you go below me go below
See for like here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, watch out warden. Hi guys
W listening
Nice guy another free ass win bitch
Another top frag another win. Come on, bro
2v1. Alright, he literally has to walk down Soldier. You guys just stack up, you got it.
He's top Soldier, he's upstairs still. Thermite's upstairs, he's on the hatch now, on the Kitchen
Hatch. I'll tell you he becomes Soldier, we have a Cam. He's Thermite in the Kitchen Hatch.
Don't fucking peek him, just stack up. He's Crouchwalking Soldier. Crouchwalking Soldier,
on this vert right here on the settlement on the settlement crops he's coming
down
crowds walking down solar crowds walking down solar
good shit guys
bro jake see i love you you have a great day
love y'all bro have a good day have a good day have a good day
dude is drinking water lmfao anam what is weird about that
Don't mess that little messy.
Do we get Plot 2?
Give it to me.
Give it to me.
Give it to me.
Give it to me.
Give it to me.
Give it to me.
Voss?
I don't know if I got it or not, chat.
Nine.
Like you again.
Bro.
Back to back.
Top frags, chat.
I'm telling you.
I do be solo carrying.
Wait.
Let me go pee.
Let me go pee.
Let me go pee.
Chat, this is the Plot 2 game.
Lock in.
Yelp.
I'm back in the building bitch Addicted to vaping
Bro chat y'all realize man is that bronzer gold?
I actually don't fucking know I can't tell with the new ranks
Yo bro are you bronzer gold?
I can't tell.
Belgar, Belgar.
Go next, yeah, I don't think explain it
two and a half hours, Chad.
Is that a Jinxie soundboard?
Uh, no.
Yo, Chad, I think I have to understand my good on leak.
Bro, all we need for Siege today?
Back to back to back wins, back to back to back MPPs.
We did it at the first two games,
now we close it out of this game.
And it's on my head in lab, so I dead my drop 20.
I might drop 20 on this map.
I'm so turnt on this map, bro.
SP, think of it at a time.
Genki, what is your thoughts on the new map?
I like it, but I don't know it.
I like it, but I don't know it.
I like it, but I don't know it.
I wish I knew it better.
I wish I knew it better.
I wish I knew the map better.
Bro, we gotta get silver in League chat.
I'm currently browse for.
I mean like the debt dude.
It's funny because when I play Siege, I'm actually good at the game and then when I
play League, I'm like a literal lobotomy.
Right, I think about it though.
Burger thinking about it though.
Didn't you go one in ten?
Bro, I went one in ten two years ago.
Let it go!
Fuck!
Let it go!
oh my god let it go bro fuck why is it an emote
you're like Los Polos on these okay that's crazy that's crazy
most poros come on dude that's insane
Jay, you know what would be fun is if I played League of Legends with K-Soul tonight.
He might be down.
Chester, are they Sunday?
No.
Today, bro, what day is it today?
Bro, I should play League with K-Soul tonight.
If he plays.
I could ask him.
I know he said he wanted to play at one time.
I think he's silver and I'm bronze, so I think it'd be good.
this Wednesday check today's Wednesday okay okay I'm gonna text queso right now
I'm gonna text queso that would be fun bro
nah now we thought I'm not gonna lie I saw a breach rice on which I don't even
know if Dante's could be in the call though dude like queso is family friendly
bro and don't has is like oh god so we're out right now it's like the polar opposite planet universe
all the way up our afters
How do you see me, man?
How do you fucking say it, man?
This guy just say good shit, Junko?
What did he say?
No, Chad, like, I love Dante's.
I do.
I can't have Dante's on queso street, guys.
Like, bro, queso is literally family-friendly, y'all.
Like, that is a nightmare.
That's not where you're standing.
There's no way Dante's can contain himself.
Maybe he could. I mean, maybe.
Bro, I just, I don't know.
I honestly don't know.
Which I don't know K-Soul wants to, but I text him.
I text him. I text him. Yes, he can.
I could ask him because I'll get on league after this game. I could ask him.
Bro, playing league with K-Soul would be like so fucking fun. I think he plays Tamcans top.
Which is weird. I thought to have catches like hard support which I can take a plate top. Yeah, Jamesy
Yeah, what's up, bro? How's it going?
It's going good, bro. I'm living thing was you support you up, but my bad, bro
I literally just woke up. No, you're good, bro. No, we're about it. I
Also sold that round
No, no, you digger, bro
He plays Mundo I thought Kaseo said he plays Tamkatch top
he plays Mudo or
Mundo?
Deji is calling you.
What?
What?
What?
I have no calls from Deji.
The last time Deji called me was Sunday
when I called him in Minecraft.
Secure the area.
Keep the bombs protected.
Smoking!
Watch out, I asked him.
I'll let you know what he says.
That would be Pete though.
Dinsie, can you recreate the Headphones GIF?
Bro, what you gotta understand about the Headphones GIF,
is the Headphones GIF is a completely natural random event.
You can't force it.
Ron held me hostage and made me redo it.
You can't force a gift. It's just natural, bro.
That was during the streamer awards when the band was doing that horrible last performance.
And I was drunk. Who was in that stream?
That was during the streamer awards. I was drunk and it was called Good Kid.
And they were doing that performance that was ass.
But you can't force a gift. It's just natural.
It was the worst thing I ever heard in my life.
And I was like seven beers deep.
That was such a peak stream. Oh my god, that stream was so peak that's an that's an ozone
This guy's listening to this thing you can't force a gift bro. It's just natural bro
Yeah, I'll tell don't ask but I don't like I don't think don't as is prepared for that
I don't think don't as is ready to go in a family friendly stream
Bro, even I'd cuss sometimes on accidents, like I don't want to cuss when I go on case of streams
But I cuss so much that it's actually bad. Sometimes I know I'm a little bongarage
Don't ask me that's like another universe
He is ready, I don't think he is bro
PR don't ask
I
Wish I watch this watch this watch this I want to die I'm gonna die
Now watch this watch this watch this trust me we're here
Watch this
In breach
Oh, case of text to me.
case of text to me.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Dude, if we do our league, that would be so fun.
I never seen him play.
Still garage door.
Walked in garage door.
No guys will pee guys nine
All right, I could win this prime jinks he would win this
One out four remaining
I meant to prone guys. I meant to prone guys. I meant to prone guys. I meant to prone. I meant to I didn't mean to stand out
I meant to prone
Guys, I meant to prone
Wait case those days down. Yes
Case those that he's down to play league tonight. Okay
Okay, this is gonna be hilarious this is gonna be hilarious chop in the starfish they get a five gift
Is there a thing they love it a hundred betties?
This is gonna be cinema chat like again, I just don't think
Dots has can be like dude. Dots has he's like, bro
Caso is family-friendly. Okay, and then there's my stream, which is like not even close to family-friendly
But when I play with case so I try to not curse bro, but like I still do because I'm just a piece of shit
because I curse so much.
Then there's me, and then Dantez is like 18
Millenniums away from family friendly.
Bro, bro, I don't think Dantez could do it, guys.
Secure the bomb.
He said he'll be family friendly.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Bro, I trust him.
Like I think he could!
How are we losing?
Chal, how are we losing? How are we losing? How are we losing?
Oh, because everybody overpeaked.
I'll ask Donzaz after this game. Chal, ask him.
I thought that's a good guy. I thought that's a good guy. I think that's what it messes
around to be honest. He's a good guy.
I don't know.
What if K-Sof put his stream to not Family Friendly?
Not, not.
I don't want him to change that stream.
I just think Dantez could definitely be Family Friendly if he tried.
Excellent.
Actually, I don't know. Guys, Dantez is mentally ill.
I love him.
But Dantez is mentally ill, guys.
He's literally mentally ill.
He's on oh wait the C4 wait wait wait the C wait what the C4 blew up on his head wait
guys I see four exploded this guy's penis sometimes people are just destined to win games
Guys, guys, guys, guys, sometimes people are just destined to win games.
I just blew up a C4 on top of his body and nothing happened.
Hello?
One out four remaining.
Please win.
All kinds of misuse as well as for review.
Okay, yeah, Caso's down, this is gonna be fun.
This is gonna be fun.
Wait, this guy's my charm, what?
Yo, Thorin, you have my charm, bro?
Thank you, man, I appreciate it.
I think, I don't think he's in GCA.
Corse bro, I love you, oh, he typed.
Dude, that is sweet.
I let you know I think of the brand, I appreciate you.
You burn.
Keso on what?
Me and Keso are gonna play League of Legends,
duo queue ranked tonight.
It's gonna be generational.
At like 10, cause Keso gets on late.
But I'll stream late, I'm okay.
19 close left.
We need we need relax
Remember he has to plan decide that yes, he planned
On your door right there right there yep right there
All right, good shit, bro, that might have been most stressed. I've never been in my life. My butthole just buckered
Guys my butthole just buckered
Kase is a high rank. Wait chat, what rank is Kase? I thought Kase was filming me silver.
If he's silver we could play, but if he's a high rank I don't think we can.
I'm going to ask him. I'm bronze 4. He's silver? Okay, then we could play. We could play. Bronze
play with silver your chat how long does it go like but chat in league if somebody's bronze can
they play with a plat or no no way they can right yellow jinx you gonna play dope what did he say
oh yeah let me play dope let me play dope she's actually broken but he texted me he said he's
silver okay we're good all right he should go off to this is gonna be fun
right he plays top lane so I could gank his lane a lot that'll be fun this is
gonna be peak yeah I want to play warwick cuz I bro I have a 60 win
percentage on warwick my even percentages as I'm not good at you
What is easier, Warwick or Yi?
What is easier?
Warwick or Yi?
What is easier?
What is easier?
Drone has located a bomb.
Ten seconds to insertion.
Yi?
Five seconds before insertion.
has located a bomb 10 seconds to insertion yee five seconds before
insertion so why is my way percentage so bad on him why's it better on war I'm
soaking I don't understand your lefto
really this guy's probably did you hear that Chad you hear that
Put the Jacob Black Ice in my ass.
I heard him and still died.
I'm so bad, Chad.
Nine.
Bro, if I didn't have a DMR, I'd kill him.
If I didn't have a DMR, I'd kill him.
Bro, I don't remember switching to the DMR, though.
I thought I used the gun yesterday.
It's Richie's birthday today.
Wait, is it actually?
It's actually Richie's birthday?
it's actually Richie's birthday for real thieves. Drops enabled birthday stream. It is.
Oh, he's French Canadian. Oh, he's cheating. 100%. He's French Canadian.
Yeah, it's his birthday. He's French Canadian. Wallahi.
What?
Are you using some sort of recoil?
I don't know.
Is that blah blah blah?
Leak checked Twitter, hold up.
Leak checked Twitter.
Leak checked Twitter.
And I went out and I went home and I went home.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Scan code with iPhone?
Wait, wait, wait, I did it.
I did it.
I did it.
I did it.
I did it.
What a gentlemen chat, man.
Thank you guys, bro.
Thank you guys.
No, no, no.
Chad is his birthday.
Girl, you know I want to.
Is he singing?
I don't know what goes next.
I'm not alive, bro.
like I don't I don't know a lot of song but oh shit what the fuck oh shit yo
jinksie my fucking go my fucking guy oh shit jinksie what a fucking hundred
fucking gift kidder yes sir yes sir which I oh my god wait am I like W
Fucking Jinxie in the fucking shot. Let's go. Yo, thank you. I got you, bro. I got you, bro
I love you, bro. Love you, man. Thank you, bro. Love you, bro
That's the fucking
That's the fucking guy right there. Chad W. Richie man. W Richie Chad. I never tell that I didn't even know it was his birthday today
I'll dead ass. I didn't even know yo if I have
Wait, they reset my class. I'm actually gonna freak the fuck out bro. I had a called on this yesterday
They reset my class
What?
Did we set up my class, y'all?
Eel, eel, eel, eel, eel.
Make it count. Play it straight.
Don't look back. Don't hesitate.
When you go big time.
All right. Our team comp is beautiful.
Monty, Thermite, Thatcher, Deimos.
Joke of the beat. This is like broken.
Bro chat, if I didn't have my DMR, I swear I'd kill that guy.
I'm so bad with DMRs.
I'm literally ass with DMRs.
Yo bro, they're up.
Okay, okay.
They're upstairs.
I'm gonna push this side.
Hit it from the back.
Hit it from the back.
I'm gonna hit the objective from the crack.
I'm gonna hit the objective from the crack, bruh.
I'm literally gonna hit it from the back, y'all.
You must locate and defuse a bomb.
You must locate and defuse a bomb.
You must locate and defuse a bomb.
Rick, you have to play ranked. I'm getting off after this one.
This is my last huge game for today.
I'm about to get an ace right now.
Where the fuck is his head?
head I'm gonna shoot him in the fucking head
this guy raging you guys see that laser wait if the laser is there that means
he's I know exactly where he is
I
Ran out ran out
Was reloading my guns
Target we're called my share
Bandits on breach up in Jinchi
Yeah, he's been a tricking
I'm not sure if you can see this.
Killer and Grodd again.
No forms during class.
Hacking their camera feats.
I'm in control now.
Killer ran into A site.
I'm deafening.
Last one garage.
Let's go, Jamesy!
Holy fuck!
Come on, man!
It's gonna aim, bitch!
Vamo Bora!
Bro, Doka be so...
She's so broken.
My teammate goes to plant.
I just don't could be called and they can't stop the plan like this operator is actually fucking broken. Oh
my god, oh my god like literally. Oh my god
It's broken that is fucking broken
Later they get involved of mr. Savage even bother cold they get a prime
Lizard they get the prime. Why aren't you in the nether? Yo, Lizard? I play bro. I beat the game
Lizard I beat the game
Vas? What are you playing with Kastle? 10. Like he gets only like 10. Like probably 10, 15.
10, 15, 10, 15. Bro, that's such a broken operator, though, Chad. Because think about it. Like,
it's a 3v2. Monty's planting. I call on DokaBeat. They can't stop the plant. Because if they run
to stop the plant that just blow up. That is broken, bro. That is literally broken.
That is so stupid.
It's actually broken. Fiction only gets to 200 bitties. Fiction only gets to 200 bitties.
When is Kyver's flight? But that was like two years ago!
Ten seconds.
Did he find it? He didn't find it. He didn't find it.
He didn't find it. What an idiot. He didn't find it.
You must locate and defuse the bomb.
He didn't find it!
We located a bomb.
the network. That's a sleep with one eye open.
There's those upstairs like lounge area right now.
Maybe going into storage.
Patches open in garage.
I'm going to call the schedule to hold on.
I have to reach the mirror.
Warehouse, last individual.
Oy, enemy at the device.
What's the name by?
Charger's going to keep calling this guy.
I'm just going to keep calling him.
Enemy fighters, out like a line.
He's walking back.
He's giving me a shot while we're coming up.
I'm in their form.
No fighting the wall.
I know he's after a vigilus.
Jump down on me.
He was talking to me after he was in the warehouse.
I'm still here on four behind these crates.
Jump in the...
Nice try.
Step all off.
What the?
Look at this aim.
Look at this aim
Right me. Oh my god
Why would you shoot the shield?
Bro, I'm getting so fucking unlucky this game. Oh, I just said I can't catch a break I
I see Ford ace one round on top of his penis nothing happened then I get show
timed by vigil that round yeah let's fall out Tater
like brother this is disgusting this is actually disgusting man I'm doing so
bad I know at least I'm so sorry guys brother like I just I can't get to break
I don't know like everything that can go wrong is going wrong right now I
I literally can't get a break. I can't get a break
No matter how hard I try I just I can't I can't catch a break
Vigil shits on me. I see for ace nothing happens
John begin to walk I've got show time to my vigil yo get run out from under your desk ball ride
Bad name equals unlucky
Wasn't even bad ain't bro. He just fried me
Saw like his ankle and then died immediately if you think about it
The game is so buggy, I'm actually getting less bugs today than I got yesterday, which is good
I'm getting I'm getting less bugs today than I got yesterday
Make a cow play it straight
So better aim equals unlucky?
Yo Pete, do you have a working functioning brain?
There's no luck that went into it, he just shit on me.
It happened.
Obviously, his aim isn't always that good, if that was the case, he'd have a 3.9kd.
of
the
he just hit a good shot on it happens
So, let me know.
This is what I mean, though. This is the whole game.
Look at this. Here's my next step.
I'm telling you, bro, sometimes players are just destined to win.
Ever since I see Ford the guy and nothing happened, like my head exploded.
And then the round where they bugged my gun, like, reset my class on Dokobie,
So I left spot with a DMR and then died and then I run into Bodo in warehouse and then I died of it!
Totally fucked.
Tommy, I'm literally going against like voodoo black magic this game.
That's diffuser. This is winnable. They hand deliver it in the diffuser like a pizza.
Not sure I guess.
This might be over.
Sometimes people are just meant to win, man. I don't know.
I cannot get a break.
No, it's thinking about gifted. My class got glitched.
I I see for the ace nothing happened like literally nothing happened. I don't know man
I'm gonna lose it in a second here little Malacca. Think about it
All right, they're gonna be they're gonna be downstairs, I think
It's winnable. I just I need to like just get a gunfight or something. I didn't get a gunfight or something, man
I'm telling you bro, sometimes in Siege Dude, you just can't catch a break for an entire
game.
This is one of those games.
All of my deaths have been like, demonic.
And I decided to do a guy on, like, that's the angle I use.
That angle's like so cringe.
You need to use your drone to locate a bomb.
But it's very like timing based.
this is still winnable though
still winnable still winnable
bruh this is going to tank my win percentage if I lose this
I have to win this
I have to win this
Mr. DJ thank you for the bottom of the view
okay Vigilbots she upstairs chat lets lock the fuck in here
I could go brava and do my little triple cam hack ten seconds ago another down there down there down
Shall I get
You like League of Legends more than siege no, I wouldn't really say I like it more less than siege
It's just League of Legends like new to me. You know what I mean? It's just fun because I can learn a bunch of stuff
I
Just know
Like see to have like fucking 30 k hours
Like my favorite thing about games is like learning shit, I think that's why I like strategy games a lot
This part where I was annoying
I'm gonna stay on top of this chat
I didn't see the thorn trap I didn't see the thorn trap
I didn't see the thorn trap.
Wow, literally, wow, I don't even know what to say.
Is Tontes in a game?
Tontes in a game?
What's his score?
I didn't see the thorn.
Wow, I'm actually blown away.
I didn't see the thorn.
He's in a game two and five Cliving it though
Jiri calling how do people are like how do you guys prefire that I'm calling it you're like pre-firing the call
Playing
over
Yeah, so what's what is this delay?
What is this delay?
Yo, it's good Chideon. Yo
That's it. What is up, baby?
Well, I'm gonna be honest my days a lot better now that you're sure I've been fucking losing a lot, bro
Hey, bro, I've been losing too. Yo, that's it. I wanted to ask you about something
Yep, talk to me, that's good.
So bro, I already told my chat man, I already told my freaking chat that can't end until
silver stream.
Okay.
How long do you think that's going to last?
Well, it depends because don't forget, if you're already silver then it's until gold,
right?
Wait, but if we do that, the stream would be like a month long, no?
Well, Jamesy, think of it this way, if you have my unwrapped around your throat literally
choking you until you can't breathe every single time you make a misplay.
How often are you going to misplay?
A lot because I might like that.
Good answer.
But I would say probably like a week.
Like even if you start silver three, not even in shawing you can probably get to gold
within a week.
Okay.
Yo, Dantez, also another thing.
I'm playing League with Keso tonight at 10pm, bro.
Okay.
would you be interested in coaching?
I need to be family-friendly, right?
Yes, that's the thing.
Bro, he doesn't curse.
So even like I need to be family-like, I can't curse, bro.
All right?
Jynxie, what if I told you I'm the most family-friendly guy
you're ever going to meet in your entire life?
Hey, then I would tell you you're fucking lying.
No, you're not.
Jynxie, how am I not family-friendly if I'm literally
married to my own sister?
Yeah, actually, I know I think this is a bad idea. No
Like here do you want me to practice with you?
This is chat. No, no, no, no, no, no like bro chat not
Dixie what if we did a trial run like I have to coach you one game and be fully family family throughout the whole game
yeah bro I just you know I might just be safe to just do OQ tonight man with no
coach because what the fuck is that I'm gonna block you
jingsy jingsy I'm saying it cuz I know you can handle it bro I wouldn't say it
in a call with him dude bro I'm saying he can handle that I'm just saying bro
kids stream is family friendly like do you know what I'm saying why is mood
Why the fuck is Muda calling?
Alright, answer and then we'll continue this after.
Muda!
Wait, where are you?
What room is this guy in?
Dude, my, uh, I got a victim, bro.
I got a victim.
I have all my hair and cells down, bro.
Wait, Muda, why are you lagging, bro?
You're lagging.
Look at his nose.
I'm lagging right now?
Yes, bro, it's lag.
I'm not.
Anyway, yeah, bro, we don't have internet over here.
I'm playing on Starlink right now.
So you got evicted from your last house?
Yes, bro. Yes.
Okay. Ask him why. Ask him why. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
The guy sold his house, bro. He sold his house.
Wait, so you were renting inside of the guy's house?
Yes, and then he sold it and then it had to move out, bro.
He didn't care that you were yelling about League of Legends and Valtorant?
Oh, yeah, from when you threw your chair at the TV, I remember that and the keyboard
I feel bad, bro. I feel bad.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, bro.
Muda, good job.
I'm at the same date.
We started at the same date.
And I'm somehow better than you already have.
Yeah.
So wait, you called me just to drag your nuts on my face?
What was the point of this?
Yo, bro, you called me to drag your nuts in my face.
What is the point of it, bro?
I'm just asking, do myself cuing, bro?
I feel bad.
Bro, Muda, I don't like, yo, I don't care, bro.
Listen, what do I owe you?
200 gifted when you get sober?
What?
What do I owe you?
200 gifted when you get sober?
Like, bro, I don't care, dude.
You win.
100, bro.
OK.
Bro.
Bro.
Life.
Again, did you not hear what I said?
I said, do you want me to stop killing?
I can stop killing.
No, bro.
Cue it up, man.
Run it down.
Muda, bro.
Uh, uh, uh, what's your McCall of it bro? You want to play right for a little bit?
Yes, okay, but listen I can only play I can only play until 10. Okay. I can play until 10
Okay, let's go yo, do you want to join call with me and my uh sensei?
that I bring my sensei to yes oh my god cinema yes pre-cinema yes please
yeah bad idea hey bad idea bro yo you know what it is Muda can I tell you why
you passed me in the league yeah bro it's because I'm a piece of shit I why
Why is your nipple in my face?
Yo, this guy is fucking disgusting.
Muda, let me explain.
Bro, the reason why you passed me in league
is because I want to be a master Yi player,
but I'm destined to be a Warwick player.
Where I have a 60% win percentage on Warwick
and a 48% on Yi, but I keep auto locking Yi
because I got 34.
Oh, it's 44 now.
Bounce has said it's 44 now.
Bro, Muda, if I play Warwick, we'll win every game.
But bro, hey, I'm here to shake your hand.
You outplayed me bro.
So this guy has my match history pulled up.
Yo look at this guy's face.
This guy has my match history pulled up.
Bro you're D1 like hated.
Are you getting on or are you waiting for your match history?
I'm in call but I'm waiting for DonSess game to end.
Is he close?
No he's getting literally fucked right now.
I would say Dantez is experiencing a little bit of a jungler gap.
Yeah, you're going to experience a gap between your two cheeks.
That's filled by me and Ford, if you say that again.
Okay, sorry, Dantez.
Sorry, daddy.
Uh, it's 25 minutes, bro.
25 minutes.
I can play until 10.
Okay.
Cause I, I'm good.
I already told Kato I'm going to play lead with him at 10.
I'm duo with him.
So we can play for we can literally play for three hours. All right
Yeah, I knew he was gonna say that yo buddy, I have a 60 win rate on Warwick
I'm only bad on yee, bro. I'm only bad on yee. Just let me play Warwick and we'll win. We'll run it down
Yeah, buddy, I have a 60 win rate on Warwick
What is put your tongue back in your mouth, bro? What is the cosplayer afternoon?
Just join the discord call
Yo, don't this can I make a group call with Hums and moon up?
Yep, you got it. I just want to be such a peak stream. Yeah, I actually saw your reaction. All right, don't test join
Pre-satema
pre-Cinema. Yeah, Jinxie, I'm not gonna lie, after losing all my games today, I'm
gonna take my anger out on you. I might like that. I'm not even kidding. I might
like that. Dude, did you know what we should do? Before I come to Ford, I'll buy a
bunch of like weird kinky sex toys, and then I'll pack a separate like luggage
suitcase just for them, and then every day you're gonna have a wheel that you're
gonna spin if you lose, where it's like for example, get spanked, get like choked
out get hung by like this ceiling where we're gonna like lose sit there and
clunk this guy can't be in a culvert case up no this can't happen alright alright
alright yeah bro sounds good man yo sex toys for a new streak what yo yo yo
here they are the boys are back what's the yo mood up bro and hums a let me
Just say this man. I'm proud of y'all for get like hums for getting mood of the silver
I know it must have been hard as fuck because
Yeah, come on, but this was a 50-50 hums don't be hums bowl. Don't be humble, bro
Hey, we know it was you me how good shit. No, he played off stream by himself. He got it
Yes, bro. I played a couple times off stream, bro. Come on
Well, you got it. You got we gotta see this one you can't clip though. I can't even hate properly
I won is it was it was a book on club?
you have to see it no chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill
chill chill chill chill chill you know Jin see wanna hear something crazy yes talk to me
talk to me if I told you that Muta cheated on his coach one time wait you disgusting
sack of art muta you're disgusting bro y'all bro I really have to get coaching us is from
I'm a yoan player, that's not cheating, that's not cheating.
No, no, that's not cheating!
They always come crawling back.
Oh my god, bro.
Wait, what is this clip here? Let's all watch it simultaneously.
What's wrong with this clip? It's not even that.
Level 14 Wukong, can't fight that.
Okay.
Wulakina ana abuk! Wulakina ana abuk!
What?
Oh my god, oh my god, no, I didn't see that.
Oh, what he sees the young walking away
Guys I did a marlin, bro. I did a marlin
Yo, how was I supposed to know it was a clone dip shit?
Okay, I was a little the clone, but you see the real one walking away. Yes, but I get television sometimes
Well, I get what you all did a clone. I didn't even know that wait who came clone
jeez that's exactly what I said
Muttavis isn't that bad I'm gonna defend you as a fellow iron player I understand
you're bronze you're not iron okay but I'm in the pits of bronze I need a
miracle man I don't know listen Jasey look Jasey look at that none of that
blazing shit today bro listen listen if Ludwig can barely hit platinum and he
calls himself a platinum player on the moon
that's important to say bro
on the moon moon Ludwig you are a fraud bro now that I understand the game and I
know how a moon works Ludwig that is the most fraudulent platinum I've ever
seen bro that is fucking disgusting man
the moon moon's whole job is to just be a cuck bro that's his whole job you are
the dragon pit and then your teammate tails everybody wow
Yeah, he's a little guy that cries bro that literally has like unlimited HP as well like literally unlimited HP
So what up? Why are you not on right now, bro? Are you even locked?
Yes, I'm on bro. I pulled the I don't know how to get my ass to them
Are you done dog test your game?
Yeah, he won like it. No, I don't say I haven't won in a while. Oh
You got challenger, bro
Yeah, I was challenger and I've been hardsucked 9-HP for days now.
I've been hardsucked rank 10 for 2 weeks now.
Yeah, hardsucked rank 10 in your title only, dipshit. You've been fucking ranked 40 for the last couple weeks.
No, I wasn't. I was ranked 40 for the last 3 days. That's it. Hard, bro. It's hard.
So, Hamz and Mura. Who is better? Not Mura, Jesus. Hamz and Dantez. Who is better in their prime, bro?
Who is better in their prime? Me. Me.
Me. Wait they both said me. Vaz. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay. They both said me. Okay men lot women lot numbers don't
What was your peak? Oh my peak. Yeah, well it was your peak, don't test it. Rank 30 Korea.
Rank 30 Korea what? Early season. I'll give a fuck rank 30 Korea. What was yours, honey? What was the LP? What was the LP?
Okay, I'm 646.
646. Congratulations, mine was 1300.
OH!
Wait!
Yo, Yo, Homs, 1300 when you were fucking playing in Challenger was probably 1.1k bro
No, wrong. It was actually bootcamping era where all the pros from everywhere around the world goes
End of season where everybody travels hard
That's like 93
Yeah, listen 93 is 60 lower than 930, I'll take my crown
But it's still end of season, that's even worth more
Yeah, but do you see how like literally I just instigated that out of nothing? No if we call season now
But I'm basically rank one. I hit a rank one early season. Is that matter wrong?
It's the same shit though. I mean, okay
Well, okay, you know what they know what the easiest way to settle this is in a realistic
You know imagine we've lived in League of Legends and you guys came across each other who would win a 1v1 to the death
Right now. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I listen right now
first thing I would do my entire form goes up hums his asshole second thing I
would do is I would just start fucking going back and forth so furiously that
he literally would not be able to do anything except experience
serotonin spikes for hours on and he wouldn't be able to move
fucking serotonin I don't know what the fucking same big-ass words I swear to
Alright, I'm gonna pee, I'm gonna pee. Don't cue, don't cue, motherfucker. Please.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
No, uh, Dauntless, can I just ask you a question, bro?
Is there something fucking wrong with you? Like, how many?
You know, actually, you know what, you know what?
Actually, actually, I have a genuine question.
I have a genuine question. Dauntless, was the longest amount of ground you've had in sex in one day?
Zero.
What?
What?
Zero.
But the most amount of times that I busted in 1D was 11 times.
Because I've...
Damn!
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
German giving Steve a good job, and then I shit you not after I saw that I said today
I'm going for a world record
Dude, there's something wrong with you, bro. My shit's three my longest
Street is three
Okay
Once once it was like once I was shooting blanks. I was shooting blanks. I thought it was hurting like crazy
No, no, no, no, no, no, I don't know how you get to live in brother. That's a harder time
How do you guys go more than three bro after three there was nothing even okay?
Okay, yes, but that's the thing moota moota. Oh just also moota
Well, I did test that shit my shit's like literally in the 700 how to fuck you only did three because I didn't want to go more
Oh, I don't want to go. I thought three was enough bro. Holy fucking greed, bro
Okay, there's only one way to settle this we all meet up and we play a game of toast
It's not like
Yeah, it is
So what does that mean someone explains basically everybody get around the sir around the cookie or the toast and then everybody just like whoever nuts first right
But whoever never nuts last the cookie
Is disgusting I think my my fastest I have a
Like a minute for me or
I lost my virginity. I put it in once and came and called my best friend told him to
tell me your dad had a heart attack on speaker so I have to come pick you up. It was embarrassing.
You guys never nut... I nutted in like literally 30 seconds. Like it was like I didn't have
sex for like a month and I came back and I had sex and I nutted in 30 seconds and so
I called my friend Hadi and then told him to tell me that his dad is having a heart
attack and then I have to go pick him up because I was still embarrassed.
Wait, wait, Muda, you just said that when you lost your virginity that happened, but now you just said it was in your month, no sex.
No, it's not, no, it was in virginity, I couldn't come, I'm not gonna lie, you said death gripped my shit back in the day.
I'm gonna get the water ever back.
Mark.
Dude, see, Hums, this is the problem, bro. You always make shit sexual, dude. And then it just goes into-
Yay! Yay!
Every time, every time.
I don't even fucking think like that, and you're just too quick.
like we had a clue. That's everything that you say, but in my sense, laughing. What is
happening? Yeah, so.
He can never give an analogy. No, no, wait, you guys are still beating about who's better.
Jinksy, Jinksy, what happened was as Muda told us that the day he lost his virginity, it was so bad
that he couldn't walk for a week after.
What do you mean you can't walk?
What happened?
As he has to go when he gets back, but you know what that means, James C. Moodle literally
said that the day lost his virginity.
He did a timer.
It was one week that he couldn't walk straight.
He was burning.
Who was he banging?
Who was he banging?
No, James C.
He was banging.
Was he banging Tom Ketch?
How does that even happen bro?
Ask him James, you can see ask him.
Muda!
Yo.
Muda!
He's eating man.
Like Muda why do you always eat and play?
Yo yo motherfucker I got a fucking snack asshole I didn't eat!
Fuck!
Eat it, eat it before the game starts.
Muda, do brown players deserve to eat food?
Yes bro, yes.
No it's the fact that he eats while playing he can't even focus.
That's the problem.
You shouldn't be eating people.
I'm a multi disaster.
I'm a multi disaster.
So Muda.
No, you're not.
No, it's not just you.
You said when you lost your virginity, you could have walked straight for a week.
No, I did not. What the fuck, who said that shit?
You did, bro.
Bro, VanHum's literally both heard it. The entire chat did too.
What? I'm not saying that.
That's really what you said.
No, I said, no, no, I didn't, no, no.
Somebody, did you lose your virginity to a dude?
No, what is that? No, bro, no, I'm not gay.
No, cause Jinx see the thing is, he said that he's not into dudes, but he's into taking it from the derriere.
So the first thing he did was just like, add a mo-test job on.
Yes, it's you, everyone heard it, type 1 if Muda said that.
No, don't start with that shit, don't start with that shit, don't start with that shit, motherfucker, don't start with that shit.
Yo, what's a derriere?
I
Like a behind
Wait what delay what delay 30
Muda you wanna just run it down
Guys you're not gonna get go sit let's
Bro, Mura, Mura, listen bro, I'm expecting some big time silver plays out of you Mr.
Silver.
I'm expecting it.
I'm going to show you the best Yone you have ever fucking seen in your fucking life.
Me how?
Well, the best Yone I've ever seen would probably just be a challenger Yone, you delusional
psycho.
Uh, second point.
What, what did you learn from Moe coaching us today by the way?
Yeah, I think Moe coached me basically, he said, use exhaust instead of ignite, and then he also said, don't risk your health against a mage, you know, wait until the gap is extraterrestrial, so that you can scale them behind their side,
that's how we're going to push them and kill them.
That's what I said. Okay, so the exhausting is good though.
But how do you even know what the mages are? You're at that point, Muda? You know the mages?
Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to understand the characters now. I know what war ages are.
Yo, what? Like, what? I didn't know who I'm fighting half the time. I just walked in.
Yeah, but GenC, GenC, it just goes to show, it just goes to show the player gap between you and Muda.
Because he has to understand what the champs do just to have a fighting chance in bronze.
And you're fucking flying through this elo, having absolutely no clue what's going on.
I have a hot take. I have a hot question.
Yep, what's more impressive mood up being bronze one or me having a 59% 1% of John Warwick
I'm gonna be honest. Oh, I got sweet snipe game one. All right
Wait, just good just good just screen so we're waiting. Yeah, that's your band. So I'm literally iron five skill
Heck of a room heck of a room heck of a room
Yeah, yeah, let's do it. Why are you smiling Dante?
Yeah, I've never won with him I've never won
Wait, what are the easy donuts out there?
My god, oh my god
Wait, don't that I've never thought them was easy
Respect don't just you're the best jungler of all time because hacker. I've got nerds bro. Hacker. I've got nerve
Wait, what do you mean? All right?
Hums that was a good one that was good
Well, I don't want to see this mother fuck what has to remember, please!
A two game delight from Silver, please!
Uh, and hey, Muda, you got to take this up with your coach.
She has a zero second delay.
Muda, I got you.
Muda, I got you.
You're not losing this project.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Can you still watch?
you
I
Actually, I should listen to this song. I'm serious. You have to turn the sound off
But can they snipe us 30 seconds late in brawn?
Okay, let me say this bro, and I mean for real is
is
Humps humps is Dante has a s to your top to your top of the batch best and a jungler of all time
Because he got challenger with heck room bro and heck room got nerves. Yes. Yes
No, double you
On heck room, let's I'll be honest on heck room. He's really good on heck room
But if you put him off a chrome blesses, huh? No, my master is fucking clean as fuck too. No, it's not wait
His heck room is when you say blast his heart. What do you mean, bro? Are you saying he's a OTP?
He's like a he's a miskeying which means it's a little bit slow the thing is with Dante's
He doesn't have a pause button like if he's winning. He's gonna look for a way to throw
But when he's fully focused and doesn't go for plays he plays really smart. What is your response to this?
You're being prepped by all
You know you know this true. Okay, so Jinxie Jinxie. Let me ask you a question Jinxie
when you're sitting there, right and
When you're
Making money at your job
Okay, you want to make money every hour that you work or do you want to make money only half the time?
What does that even mean? Yeah, I mean said
Let me explain. So, Jinxy, imagine tomorrow we abduct Muda from his house in a big van, right?
I can imagine that.
Okay, we realize that's the purpose of the van, and then we force him to chill in your backyard all day, sitting there harvesting the strawberries.
Okay? Every single day he's just harvesting the strawberries.
Do you think Muda would rather only get paid for half the time?
Or would he rather get paid for the full time that he's working?
He'd rather get paid for the full time.
Exactly. And that's like being a jungler in league.
If you're a jungler, you want to make money every single second that you're playing,
not only half the time. So that's why you always have to be with your on switch,
never stopping, because you need to go fucking crazy. Does that make sense?
got it got it got it okay got it so yeah that's fine um okay so now I have a
I'm not gonna give up I'm not gonna give up on the rock Holly bro it's okay
it's okay it's hard matchup but you can still win you practice here right oh my
god why are you saying oh you only play yo you only play yo no I play a
What is Mudo's win percentage on his second most play culture?
What is his win percentage on his second most play culture?
What is his win percentage on Young?
Mudo's win rate on Young right now is 55.
His win rate on Akali is 33% over 9 games.
She's a hard champion.
Wrong! She's fake skill, hums!
She's- she's- what do you mean fake skill, Dantez? What do you mean fake skill?
Okay, like it's- it's-
Go, go, go, go.
What do you mean, next one? Next one.
So, Jinxie, skill in League of Legends is being punished for making a mistake.
Champions like Lee Sin, Nidalee, Akali, these are all champs that are fake skill
because if you fuck up, you have a million different ways to get out.
But think of a champ like Mastery, for example.
If you fuck up, you're just dead.
Yes. Yes.
not great skill does that make sense?
No one goes Akali top so why would you tell me to talk and put exhaust and bone put on
fucking steam?
You retard you just heard Mose go exhaust every game did you not?
How you blame me?
Yeah, not bone plate though.
Bone plate is open against all in champions which is like Akali is not bad here.
So Muta you cheat on your coach and then blame your coach?
What the fuck are you talking about?
You cheat on your coach and then blame your coach that you cheat on with for the exhaust.
show start or goins blaze guys that was hard matchup yeah like see jing see
this is what I mean like the thing about you jing see is that you never
play me you never blame me you'd never play your teammates you're just always
holding yourself accountable and that's why you're the greatest and why you
will be the greatest whereas players like Muda always try to find ways to blame
everyone else around them does that make sense I want a hundred percent of
great I can lock you lock you lock you remember that's for drinksy talked about
Focal are playing standard this game. I'm ready. Yes, I'm gonna focus. Yes, and don't always try to kill. Please. Nice dodge
All right, so now listen you're gonna be looking for the tops about folk area keep cutting it out
This is a don't fuck this up. Don't fuck this up. Oh, you're all going to see he's in the bad matchup
Hey, so Jynxie Jynxie will one if you're mid laners in a bad matchup you let him suffer
The only thing he's gonna offer you is a couple of cannons once in a while.
Got it, got it, got it.
Yes, yes.
Got it.
So now, Jinxie, I wanted to ask Muda, say, hey Muda, how much do you enjoy farming those
cannon minions?
Hey Muda, how much do you enjoy farming those cannon minions?
Eat you.
Wow, he ignored you, say it again, maybe he didn't hear you.
Hey Muda, how much do you enjoy farming those cannon minions?
Uh, good. A lot. Actually, a lot. A lot.
Is that not a problem? Cool. I'm gonna get to experience it this game as well, guys.
I'm not dead yet, I'm the same guy as you did, shit! I can't hear you!
You're my starting fucker!
It goes well!
It might still be. I'm gonna get sober today, guys. Stop!
So now, you might not. I'm not even kidding. You might not.
Bro, if they keep banning Warwick, I can't play the game. I'm only good at Warwick.
RUN! You're insane at you, bro. You dropped a 30 kill pentakill. Have more confidence.
Hey, yes, sir.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Take for the rafters and you're gonna look on the red and the crugs.
Tell me, stop the maze.
Robot Dumpster, why are you looking at your sentence so bad and yee?
Because the thing is, Jinx is that...
Let me explain it. It's because of Ron, bro.
It's because of Ron Marathon.
Low key mess with your brain a little bit.
It's not because of you, Jinx. You're never the problem.
Get the solution. Do you understand me?
Got it. Got it. Never the problem.
Yep. So that's right.
Even if you have to blame the random homeless guy,
that you met up at the corner store today,
because meeting him threw you off,
and that's the reason why you trolled your games,
you have to blame everyone around you.
Do you understand? Got it. Got it. Got it.
Alright.
Okay. So, Jinxie, after these Krugs, we won crab.
You'll mood up. Ignore your midway.
You need to help Vincenon crab.
No, he's not easily behind.
Wait, he needs to help Jinxy!
Let's get up here. Let's get up here.
I'm too active and active too.
No.
I can't have you trolling.
He needs silver. He needs silver.
Yes, and he will get silver if he plays for the hard carry.
Jinxy.
The rota is gone. The rota is gone.
It's fine. Okay, Jinxy, mind your own.
Just wait. Just wait.
Mind your own rota.
What do you mean? Where?
Hold W. Hold W.
I'm just pushing push now. It's too late.
Oh, okay. Just press it.
Okay, just run.
Run! Run!
Alright, so now Jinxy, ask your mid laner where the fuck he is while you're getting
ransacked by the Sikali.
Muda, where are you?
You're pushing me to play PSL mode, play PSL mode.
Oh my god, what?
You insane!
Oh my god, okay recall.
I'm the greatest ever.
I'm the greatest ever.
I'm the greatest ever!
I'm the greatest ever!
Run, run, run, you're out, you're out.
Okay, so now Jinxy, ask your mid laner what the fuck is wrong with him.
Muda what the fuck is wrong with you Muda why is a colleague running into Narnia for me? Where are you?
She needed to wait
Why did the car need her wave?
because
She wanted to kill but she couldn't get a kill
Hums as a coach right now you should restrict Muda's breathing for 30 seconds. No, no, no Muda did fine. Muda did fine
We need to find Jinx almost died because of him. Jinx he threw up, I'm so traumatized you all here.
Hums, I'm traumatized. Hums, I almost died. I got tower died by a colleague.
One, one, one, one.
Hums, why are you looking at me all the time?
Black Racer, where is Dota 1? Where is G?
Wait, are we dead at? Are we dead at?
Where's G? Are we serious?
We're gonna die at the end of the game!
Can't!
Can't!
Chase it!
Can't admit!
Smype that!
This is where this is being like
DELICATED!
WHAAAAAT?!
WHAAAAT?!
WHAAAAT?!
WHAAAAT?!
WHAAAAT?!
WHAAAAT?!
I'm pretty much smite that shit!
This is- this is fucking payback, motherfucker!
Niiiice!
WHAAAAT?!
WHAAAAT?!
Okay, now go-
Go rafters!
Go rafters!
What are you doing?!
WHAAAAT?!
WHAAAAT?!
WHAAAAT?!
WHAAAAT?!
WHAAAAT?!
WHAAAAT?!
WHAAAAT?!
WHAAAAT?!
You're gonna learn to help your fucking jungler!
JUNGLE IN THE LEFT! JUNGLE IN THE LEFT!
Short trade, you're gonna short trade.
Careful or E.
Okay.
So now drink the...
After the raptors, you get the Cards.
Now you can see, be a nice duo and thank Muda for his contribution.
Muda, thank you for your contribution, bro.
Yo, I'm literally like, I'm gonna kill you, bro.
You're sick, you're sick!
It's fine, remember.
Alright.
So now we're gonna do a sick Cards, and then after we're gonna look on the dragon.
War can be above you, careful.
Devil.
I've smite it up soon, shall we track here?
Oh careful careful, sorry!
Um, Loki, yes, you coulda, actually.
She's gonna get a 6-year-old Mooda, careful.
That's worth it.
You're worth it!
That's a fucking dragon!
No!
Oh god, I can't dumb fuck!
Okay, Jency, Jency.
Uh, you might have to back off, your mother and her say FK again.
Mooda, come, come, come Mooda.
I can't, I can't.
Hit the dragon, hit the dragon, hit the dragon, hit the dragon.
I'm gonna count.
Get rid of the whole dragon.
You need a run you need a one
Jax you stay check your one shiny
Jax you be careful they're pushing you bro
She has ults
Hold W hold W
Q the shiny Q the shiny
Q the
I see you bro I see you
I couldn't help Jax you were walking
Muda you're inting
No you're inting bro
We were dragging
We were dragging for a minute
Like come on
Yeah I had I had no help
I had zero health
No Muda don't give him that
I'll call you at the same help as you motherfucker
I was looking
Muda was low
Muda was low
Yeah, oh, it's yet. Oh
He had a reset. Yeah reset. I want to fend if I would have fend that you would have called me a fucking therapist
Like what do you owe me to fucking do that? You're so inexplicably ass man. Like we're in a fight. Oh, right?
Calm. What are you doing? Okay? No, you almost killed your laner. That's okay. Don't worry. Don't listen to them
They're toxic. Okay, so James you remember we're gonna take a play out of Humza's book here
What matters in life is what you almost do know what you actually do
So since Muta almost killed this laner we're gonna sit here. We're gonna congratulate him
So start coughing for him. Muta, congratulations for almost killing you laner
Good job, bro. Dead ass man
He's winning his lane in a 1v2 lane.
I literally am winning a yes.
I'm literally winning a yes.
What a side brother.
What a side big guy.
What a side brother.
What a side bro.
Fucking lost in right now man.
Oh yeah.
Jinxie, do you know what the M in big M stands for?
What?
What?
What?
Need a file.
Careful.
Careful.
Watch it.
Watch it.
Like on the rapids, you're gonna look on the red and the grugs
There's a free kill mid, GenC, there's a free kill mid
I'm not gonna troll it, like 4 year benefit, just one shot mid
No, no, no, no, don't, don't. She's gonna press W and then you're gonna waste your time
Well, she's literally one DonTest
No, if she presses W, then he doesn't get shit. It's not a good play
DonTest, I swear bro, what did we say?
Bro, how can she, how can she...
She has pretty HP. She can sit there and she can W.
Bro, if she W, then she's hurting that shit.
Okay, so now Jinxie, look for the gangbots.
Should I ever gangmate her now?
Uh, well, honestly, because it's a calling now.
Okay, we walk towards Minnau because now she has no W, so maybe you can still buy kill for Muta.
The only time we ever want to go med is if we can see what is kill or not and got it
Got it. There's something wrong with you. Fuck. It's a stick fucks, but this is how we learned you
Yes, oh get her though. Yes
Report jungle report jungle. He just gave you a lane at double buff to report. What are you doing?
What a lot of reported reported. Why don't you feed it?
Because he just gave her later a kill and double buff and it was a free kill by the way.
Report it, what's that?
So, Jensy, do you see how the Akali made it so that you were unable to hit her?
That's why you don't get in command. That's why you have to listen to me.
No, that's unironically not your fault. Akali are W's so you can kill her.
Literally, no, bro. I flashed Ardan Q'd and she took no damage. Why am I ganking? Yes?
Exactly, that's exactly it. That's where you can go for it. So now don't talk. Maybe you can get a kill on the yasuo
Best thing you can do try to come to calm down it always works calm down bro calm down
I'm talking to you for more!
God bless, God bless.
I'm like three seconds rich and ordering a fucking missile to your fucking house, bro.
Wow, Muda.
I'm gonna be honest, your emotions are really out of control right now.
Take a deep breath.
Thank you.
Muda, Muda, everything is okay.
That's alright.
He may have been fucking dying.
Okay, so, Tracy, Tracy.
We're gonna be late anymore.
Okay, Tracy, let me explain it to you.
The reason why Muda is so angry is because every time you ask a medriiner for a cannon,
your cortisol goes up.
So the only way that we can bring his cortisol down is by taking his next three cannon minions so that we don't we make sure he doesn't get angry
Got it. Got it. If he takes their wave, you're gonna fall in the next wave.
One loggy and it's a good thing.
Can I kill the gage at all?
Okay, no, take the guard scrubs.
Take the guard scrubs.
You have R as well.
You have R, Mura.
Nice. Good.
Nice, Mura. Oh, okay, that's okay.
Careful, careful.
They have no war. You could yes, it's up in like 20 seconds. No
No, I want you to look at look at his blue first go to his blue first cuz you have time to kill you
Okay, Genesee your midlaner just like go take his wave now go I should go blue
Yeah, but the thing is that like if you can get your midlaner's wave, that's also good to
Okay, go to the giant go to the giant. Oh, yeah, try not to fight try not to fight
Okay, you might have to watch out because she might come for you
Okay, so Jinxie now what I'm gonna want you to say as well this mid gap is diabolical and then you're gonna press B
Nice
Alright
Oh, this is a weird mid gap. I'm not even trying to be annoyed. What is the mid gap right now? How is this happening?
Yeah, I wonder how every time I play with you, bro. Yeah, you're a sick motherfucker
You're a sick motherfucker
Mura, Mura, Jinxie took a one of your cannons. You cannot sit here and validate
Oh, you're currently performing because of 100 Mura's versus accountability. Bro, win your lane, please
Run, what a run.
Hey, so GenC.
Now that I'm here, it's time for your job to work.
Okay.
Does he have an active 2?
No, he doesn't.
Only Whip.
Oh, what do you mean?
Does he have an active 2?
Do I have to press it or not?
No, no, you don't have to press anything.
What, now you have to play safe.
You have to play on your turn.
No more pushing out of the storm.
She's too fat.
Oh my god, bro.
Yamuda, please stop feeding her.
No, I'm not starting to ban you, bro.
I'm not starting to ban you, bro.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Yes, I am!
You stupid shitty challenger!
play that whoa that does I would never do that I would never I only ever
move as GC flame bond best never literally no one single time why am I
being played because I never know what ever fit smell in my fucking games to be
fair I actually see in a quality mid every game I'm not even kidding I see it
every game but the things it teaches it teaches a good gameplay against the
I count a match, I count a match, no matter what
Hums, Hums, that's what I'm saying
If you can kill only one person in the prison
Let's not kill the seven foot tall guy with an eight inch cock
Because it teaches you how to take good dick
It's like how about let's just, how about we actually just like, done it
You know what I mean? Like, low key
Mal is even worse
NO I'M PRISONED!
Can, can, can, can, can
What do you, can?
Okay, look bot, look bot, look bot
She's too strong but you can't fight her no more
Hey Genji, wait in this tri-bush here
This one, wait out, and now Joan bot
No, no, no, no, now GenC! This is all you!
Go go go!
Yes, flash, flash, flash!
Nice, now look at the Samara!
Yes! That's my...
I'm the girl! I'm the girl!
I'm the girl!
I'm the girl!
I'm the girl!
I'm the girl!
I'm the girl!
I'm the girl!
I'm the girl!
What's on the planer doing? Yeah, yeah
Okay, you got this see Jamesy
This is why you you're the greatest bro because you can control your emotions and you can sit there even when you're
Oh, and two broke and grab a clip from last week where I died one time to my mid laner and jing see literally with right into like
Punch me like fuck. Can I fight wick here? Can I fight wick here now?
Okay, okay, that's the old jing see bro. We don't talk about the old
Okay, I go for the go for the gong now. Yep. Now you folk there
Jingsy now wanting to tell Muda. I'm not the same man. I was 30 minutes ago. Muda. I'm not the same man
I was 30 minutes ago Muda. Oh
by leo boy jaykins and let's never see you guys in a video
judging from the story earlier i said not how you lost your virginity
i'm fine i'm fine
you gotta play better dude
i don't always lose your lane with me i what is that i don't always lose my lane
i'm just getting ganked in this you really spent acali
you stupid fuck so me giving acali one kill is responsible for being
8 and 0.
Yo, do you have to see why?
To an extent, to an extent.
All right, so now GenC, I want you to play for the clock.
Any time it's off the map, you don't see it, just don't walk up.
OK, so Muda, listen.
At this point, before you ult like that,
so you're ultimately going to cancel.
I'm betting I'll tell you every game from now on, every game.
OK, listen, listen.
Muda.
Go ahead, if that's what you're talking about.
The thing about this game, though, OK, so what we might need from you,
Muda, is you need to start spamming dance for moral support
So Jinx he can actually feel better. Yeah, cuz I think right now playing for his emotions is how we win this game
Run away run away wait for it. No, no look where your team is
Just keep pushing when you can you run you run Jinxie you're playing this game with a man down
How he's down you push it like yourself. We're like yourself
Oh, John Tess, John Tess, John Tess.
Yeah, you're just fucking dead.
You're the turret.
It's okay, she's bot.
I should have just kept running though, no?
Why did somebody keep running, motherfucker?
Okay, well, Jinxie, bro, that bush was warded.
It was legit a lucky game.
You didn't say that!
Jinxie, stop!
Stop, Jinxie, stop!
You're falling into a dark habit right now.
We need you to stay on the side of the plate.
You're gonna put on the side and I'm gonna play.
Well, I thought he never plays me, Don.
Look, Jinxie, listen, listen.
I'm not even gonna...
I'm not even gonna...
I'm not even gonna...
I'm not even gonna...
I'm not even gonna...
I thought he's a master of his emotions.
JX, Emperor Muda Patin is trying to sit here and turn into the dark side.
We cannot let Emperor Muda Patin influence you in the ways of the Sith.
Okay, yes, okay.
Okay, look for the blue.
I see a cat running. My team is selling me, my god.
Look at my CS.
JX, your coach should have told you to back off there.
I'm scared sir you're certain this is one time you see you're you see you see
Jinx you're coming to me you move it all the way all the way all the way all right
so now Jinx he talked about full clear
oh yeah I should have you can look at the asshole kill you put the asshole kill after the
gong after the gong take the wrong gun
you can fight him he can fight don't be scared
yep yep yep can't kill Smurf first just kill him
They're Mundo as cancer. Okay, work for the wolves.
No, no, take Mundo's wave, take Mundo's wave.
Go top right now.
Okay, take his wave, take his wave, and take his cannon.
Stop, oh, Muda.
What's the shit?
Make sure you get this cannon.
Crashes.
Fuck.
Okay, take his next wave. No, no, take his next wave.
We need to make sure he actually like,
for a murder, you better.
Send me, I won't murder you in GTA V,
you take my fucking wave, you understand me?
You fucking fucking...
He's top side, Muda, what are you doing?
You stupid fuck!
Look at him!
Oh, sorry, I apologize.
I mean, I'm just so used to PCI-C because you motherfuckers
Just always on my fucking lane
For once please
At this point just all chat ask a colleague for a paypal. Maybe if you slide 35
I never went shut up. Yo, what the fuck this ball I even mean that's not real bro. Bumma you're avoiding it
JC JC
Look for the rest of the bot side now, and then after it, we're gonna have to look on the baron's screen.
Yes, yes, you could. You have to ER as well. ER, ER, ER!
Yup! Yup!
Alright, you pay for the cogs, then we look on the bot kill.
Where's my ADC though?
Okay, look for the shenzi. This is all you put. This is a double kill on my screen.
You dumb fuck.
Are you retarded?
No, I'm not supposed to kill.
You want to engage on Sierra but not yet go to the club don't go yet go to the club
yeah but you killed him oh no I'm gonna kill him if I never eat R if I never eat I want
to stay there so you catch him off guard with your ER he can't react to it big
and that's what I'm trying to say get there get the crab and then after it's in your
room because the call is coming to you then go back go back go back
you're Yone's but I'm it's okay that's okay no problem yes you're right wait
You say your yone is better than your challenge or couch?
You're actually a piece of crap, Muda.
No, his yone is better.
His yone is better.
Wait, can I fight?
Push down.
Push down.
Wait, wait, wait.
Come on.
Push, push, push, push, push.
Oh, no, you don't have to.
Fuck it.
That's all right.
OK, so now recall and then look for the ground.
You can eat you outside of turn.
He blocked.
That's it.
All right.
the fact that he's running me down i can't do this shit
but you don't
so muta after this game we're going to write a five hundred word i'd say
you're not going to have to make a three
but you're flying you can fly secure three
that the tornado
but i can flash that
yes you just flash nothing
wait i have a question muta at your parents house do you have like
like uh paper just like laying around
my doctor mondial is really trolling though
mudah do you have paper in your parents house yes or no
do i paper no i don't oh yeah you can't do this
look at who's doing the same thing mudah
so mudah after this game where you're gonna do it you're gonna get 10 colored pencils
and then in every single letter it's gonna be a different color
you're gonna write i will not intimate 50 times
okay bro what is wrong you're set
You're sick. You're sick. You're gonna eat the other stuff.
You got a bug. What's up? What's up? You get a bug.
There you're gonna play on the Crogs, go to Crogs, and after that you're gonna look on the Dragon.
Muda, did you not eat? I'm confused.
I'm not eating, no. But I'm going to get to Smurf.
Oh, not this shit again. I can't get this shit again. Not this shit again.
One two three, one two three, one two three.
I'm alone here. I'm alone here, Muda. I'm alone here. Look at the bug.
Okay, so now what you're gonna do is yeah, look
See if you can throw with your town couch
Yep, now go and go and you can see you got this don't run. This is good. This is all you jinxing. This is all you bro
What oh my god, wait your time can just keep the fuck out of you. I'm not even joy
Next time next time you want to go to your team
That's okay. Oh the fed Samira. I'm getting sold
Dot this what should I report my mid laner for
Dude team salvicage
Manipulation
Thank you
Oh, he's not smirking your coach. He's not smirking
Not everyone that outplayed you as a spark
Okay, fine, please bear me a quality everybody one trick said in this rank, please
Everyone one trick said in this God forsaken fucking right every game the mid laners of quality. I swear. I'm not kidding
You can't you can't you can't you can't
Okay, so Janksy Morgan new shirts you're gonna respawn mood up go to Baron right now you guys to my turn now
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's fine. We have the way go burn out go burn out burn out
He doesn't he doesn't
Started who'd have started for Christ's sake
Why are you hesitating mother fucker damage to the asshole
Hey, keep on doing it. You can see keep on doing it. You're not saying the do not stand behind very it does more damage to you
They're always standing in the front.
Come on, nice.
They're behind it again.
This is good.
Nice!
Okay, then you're going to instantly run top, run top kill Yasuo, run top kill Yasuo.
Chase this.
QQQ.
Nice!
Husty, don't forget E, don't forget E.
Kill stealing pieces of shit.
Let me save the fight time.
Mine!
Mine kill! Nice!
Ok, the Collie is here.
Jinx, he killed the Collie, killed the Collie.
You lowkey got her.
Smite, smite, at that.
You're in the eye of your life.
Almost there.
Oh, Yone shows up now.
Nice of you to join us, Muda.
Thanks for joining us.
I'm E, I'm E, I'm E.
Kill them all.
I
But why are you the way you are
It's okay to go back, but you need to focus that collie there you need to eat other collie you're focusing fresh
Muda the Akali is 14 and one man. Yeah, like what I know. Can I look like some payback on it? Yo
I'm not gonna lie, that could be the next World Cup song.
Muda, muda, muda.
We are the champions.
Muda, muda, muda.
You know what I mean?
I expect some LP in return for this.
Can you give me some LP or something?
Like bro, what, you can't end this hard, you motherfucker.
No, you can't end that.
You can't end it good unless you hit the colleague.
But you need to pay attention to these people.
So, DinkSty, right now we're in a bad situation because it's like you have one kid in class.
like beating up all the other students with endless fun
keeps telling them what you're doing is fine. So it's like
impossible to be sent to some extent.
Bro, yes, literally exactly.
Yep.
Blast from this, bro. This guy can't play the game.
Defendants was like, my, my, my shoes gonna get mad at me.
I'm dead. I'm just gonna flash.
I'll maybe ignite it from 10 years away.
Shit, it's over, man.
No, no, you start off this, James C. You have you on the team need to lock in don't pilot don't autopilot me
Okay, let's watch men here I
Literally can't fight anyone or it's gonna dick me down
Also, you're tonight you press W for the shoe you stop Bernie came with up
Yes, coach
You got any more of that? Okay?
Every time I say yes, coach. No argument.
Hey, back up, Jinxie, back up, back up. This is bad. We don't want to do anything here.
Okay, kill the minions, kill the minions.
What? I don't know, I can get pulled back.
You gotta say to go behind the turret there, Dantez. Like, I don't know what you want.
What do you want? What do you want, Dantez? What do you want?
You need to talk more.
I want you to unlock your true potential. You got this, bro. You are the greatest
I can't win a game on Master Yi. I can't fucking do it
This game is wonderful. No, this game is definitely wonderful. Okay, Jynxy, refund the item that you just bought
You really want to be strong. Do you need IE?
Jynxy, refund the item that you just bought. I want you to search up K.E.K.A.E.
K.A.E.
Okay, you need to be on dragon soon, okay?
Yeah, just type it in.
Yep, no one right there. Yep
Press B and then go to dragon B
Get a pickaxe and then once a dragon
Jason get ready to go to dragon. I need you talking more dumb tags, please
Get killed a yasuo and a collie and okay, so now James he walks straight med
Okay, after you go med yeah go for the rappers mood up. We're gonna need you to fight
Okay, look for this year look for this year
Let your Tompkins front line, let him front line, wait.
Okay, Jhensi, let Muda kill himself for you.
You need to do this.
You only go in after your team goes in.
You are the second to engage.
Play behind your team for now.
This is good.
Okay.
Muda engaged right now.
who on who on who threshold
similar similar similar
just kind of kind of play some play some
we're going to go in the back
you see here
oh okay to you
NICE
okay get the collect go go go
get the collect the collect the collect go
you have exhaust mode
you don't need it no you don't need it
YES okay go try try try
THERE WE GO
BOOTA
She is yeah
Why the fuck was he not hitting him?
Cuz he has cancer he did the sending earlier as well. He just has cancer and league remember
Ruan Jinx if your teammate does something bad it's cuz they have cancer
Okay, now wanting to play you just like the pain on this and enough words don't make good one nice
Okay, now everyone push me down. You can be pushed mid and play bad push win play balance. Yes. Yes
Now you go mid lane now, okay?
Yes, I'm going to mid lane with my team and we're going to go get Baron together.
JT! Motherfucker!
When you don't understand me, you understand me?
Let's win this game, bro.
What's a Baron now? You guys can do it.
What is that? You guys can go Baron.
Hey, let the Baron now, it's good.
You're not staying behind the Baron, okay? It's going to do more damage to you.
I ain't thinking of Warwick as mid.
So after this, you guys are going to rock mid.
You're not recalling!
No one's recalling. Rock mid.
Fight fight fight fight fight fight
I'll send I'll send I'll send I'll send
You three
Get on one way good now push man push man push man
Lock in we have to win this we have to win this
No, jing see no that's all skill them hard. Muda what the no no no that's my cannon Muda. I'm more fed than you. I mean it
Take this one take this one take this one
Take this one.
There you go!
Muta, the gold is better in my hands, ass-white!
No way, man, that's really bad.
Back up, back up, you're gonna die. Back up. Back up, back up, back up.
Even so, yep, yep, yep, stay on it. Stay on it. I'll let it jump on you.
Hop on, hop on, Muta, hop on, Muta!
No, no, no, don't, don't, don't, don't.
Wait, wait for it, team.
No, no, no, there's still one bomb on you.
No, no, no, it's anyone!
Tacy!
No!
No, stay behind!
Okay, go bomb Muta, go bomb, go bomb, go bomb.
No, okay, James, you're getting grieved, you're getting grieved.
No, no, it's okay, it's okay, go bottom, go bottom.
Okay, go, go from the red buff, fuck your team, fuck your fucking team.
Go, go take the red buff, fuck your team.
You're red buff.
They're really killing me.
Just recall, recall first, recall by your item and then go, uh, go red.
Q? Nice, okay, he's very low, but I am.
Yep, there you go.
Now go to the red.
Push, push, push, push, push.
Keep pushing.
Muno, what the fuck are you doing?
I'm doing it, you stupid fuck, yo, our bottom, look at our bottom turret, you dumbass.
I've literally saved a bottom turret.
You guys could have fought mid and ended the game.
Jaja, you're both a more comfortable guy.
I wanted to play mid and went wrong.
Yes, bro.
He literally was one second away from breaking the block.
The Mundo's trolling.
Remember, the Mundo's trolling top.
Don't be fine if he wasn't trolling, but he's looking to troll.
Just keep pushing.
Look at me now, look at me now, look at me.
Go mid, Jamesy.
No more farming.
You kill it.
You're really strong with it.
Nice, now push mid on the game.
You're really strong with it.
You can 1v2 right now, okay?
Just let you push your E.
Now, Jinxie.
Jinxie.
I want you to-
I'm in my dream right now.
Jinxie, I want you to tell Mooda right now.
Tell him that if you guys were books,
you would be the Bible and you would be the magical treehouse.
Yes, Mooda!
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Jinxie, help him!
You all go for the fight, go for the fight.
You got this.
Mooda, you need to go in the theroux house,
you need to go in the theroux house.
We need you to follow up.
No!
Oh, fuck it!
Nice one, he hit him!
Keep going, he's in the shop!
Keep going?
Flash, flash, flash onto Nikoi!
Flash onto Nikoi!
Flash, flash in!
Nice!
Oh, okay.
Ah, QT, ah, okay.
Alright, ah, okay.
Yeah, ah, okay.
Alright, ah, jeez.
At least to know what you're going to do, you're going to look for the, look for the end up.
Very good.
Nice.
Play a solo at the mini-end.
Just hit the turret, focus the turret only.
Wait a minute, don't fuck this up.
Don't fuck this up.
Shut up motherfucker.
Okay.
Focus the turret.
Hit the turret, Jinxy.
Nice, Jinxy.
Yes!
Yes!
Everybody, yes!
Give me that LP, bitch!
Let's go
Why did you tell me to flash a turret?
No, why don't you do flash what's your calling on her? But the economy was behind the turret
All right, be help what a look how much damage is this dude?
Like a colleague doesn't like you can still be the colleague on the right colleague was 15 and 2 and had 42,000 damage
I was six and eight with 30,000
You're up you're up you're up you're up you're up
Wait wait wait can't you can't you I'm gonna catch up to you. I'm gonna go get water. Everyone full screen motherfuckers
I'm getting water. I'm getting water. Is this a silver game or no?
Yes
Don't that should I run it down?
Kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Okay, Jinxie. No bullshit. No bullshit
Do you want to try first time in Franken's on this game?
No, no, no.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Bro.
Dude, OK, not this.
Like, I need you to lock it a little bit more, bro.
You're not locked.
You're not locked.
OK, I'll give it a head-to-head idea.
I got to get silver, bro.
You understand?
Like, you're not locked with me, man.
You're not.
Jaincy.
Jaincy.
I want you to listen to me right now.
Right now, I'm locked in to levels that you wouldn't even imagine possible.
We're at like the tenth level of locked in.
Do you understand?
How? How? How? You're not locked, bro.
I'll tell you how.
I want you to go in your shop right now and I want you to buy Blue Kong.
Then after you buy it, when you get in champs like USA,
they booted at times to unlock some generational trauma and you're going to
lock it in first time.
the other guy. Easy to play. Is everyone ready? Is everyone ready? We're ready.
Alright go, we got this. Okay now, now before I get into this game, say walaahee gypsy. You
will not end this game. Say walaahee. Walaahee won't end. He's gonna give it
us all. Bolaahee won't end. Yo, Kyura. Kyura, Kyura. Let's go. Oh my god, there's no way
I'm getting silver chat
Bro what food should I eat bro? What food should I eat don't ask? I know
What is your master? You see is your fucking master?
Yes
For me, what's the best food for me? Get a steak get a steak right now. Okay. What medium rare well done
No, get it completely uncut eat it bra
Okay, you know what bro fuck that no no fuck that I'm gonna get
except except
wait what are you sure you want to be a colleague yes absolutely but you know the
match up like I'm not gonna have to learn what don't don't
I would have time to unlock some generational trauma
what do you mean
relax bro everything's good
Jamesy click click click a little button
no no no no no no no no no no
the way around the pig. Okay, J.C. J.C. J.C. Click on the little arrow above your
watch. Support like the road. It's not getting impressed. I know. And I'll find it. Search
it up. Yes, the top one. Yes, there you go. Mura. Yeah, I'm gonna. This is your silver
game, right? This is your silver game. I'm gonna first time a champion for it. No, no,
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh my god.
You did not just fucking do that.
Wait, say Walaigi, and he just did that.
Wait, Don says, how do I unlock it?
How do I unlock it?
Wait.
Don says, how do I unlock it?
Yeah, no, it's a different page.
So now, Jynx, you're going to tell Muda, if you want sober,
you're going to earn it.
No more getting carried with me anymore.
You got this.
Wait, wait, Don says, Don says.
How do I?
How do I switch?
I wanna switch to Warwick.
How do I switch?
You can't switch it, so you can't, bro.
Wait, I was gonna troll him.
Wait, no, no, no, I wasn't gonna actually do this.
Save Warwick!
You just force-picked me!
I will never get it!
There's no way you can do this!
We can still remake, bro.
Relax.
Watch, I got this.
He didn't even ban a collie.
No, no, don't.
Jinx, you got this.
bro I thought I could switch don't just what the fuck I thought I could switch
you can switch if you don't lock it in did I
that's not even that easy no it is it is you guys got this
I was gonna troll mood up for a second. I thought I could switch back
My kids and what I believe in you. I first time chest. I'm
Listen here. Listen here. Listen close. I swear to God
I am going to punch you in your face do you hear me bro
This is my
game as long you don't die mood will carry just don't die full clear full clear
that's it
He's not Jinxie.
This guy is like, bye.
I raise him well.
Jinxie, tell them right now.
Tell them if they want to cross the river, they need to pay the toll.
And the toll is $1,000 every 10 minutes.
What's that guy named Drew Levin?
No.
How do we get Drew Levin on this bitch ass?
How do we get Drew Levin on this?
It's not, it's not banable.
First time he's not banable.
He literally said, he literally said, he literally said, oh, this is a more than a silver game.
It's not bad at all. First time it's not bad at all.
No. Okay Mudo, the reason why he locks in Wukong is because Wukong is the strongest jungle in the game right now.
So in order to give you a better chance at silver, he's taking the head by learning it this game just for you.
And instead of being grateful, you're sitting there screaming at him.
Say sorry right now to Jinxie.
Teamwork, teamwork, listen, wait, Jinxie, you know you have a knock up, okay?
But ultimate when when Jinxie knocks them up mood up you press your R as well
Yeah, but my mid later has CTE I can't play around
He just needs to know what
You need to start E on this jump.
You go deep like that.
Remember that guy?
I've never first time to chant before like in a wrecking.
So Jamesy, what I want you to do is I want you to hover over all your abilities and read what they do fast.
Crushing blow. Wukong and his clones next attack range 135, deals additional 23 and removes time to set armor.
So it's good for attack. W, Wukong dashes and becomes invisible for one second.
One second, they've had a stationary clone.
Ooh, the clone, Moody, you remember that?
E, Wukong, that's your enemy.
So I'm gonna get out clones that mimic
the that's your additional two attackers nearby.
80 damage, R, Wukong gains 20% moves,
G spins a stat, okay.
You're gonna shout buttons, shout buttons.
Okay, okay, so Jeng-C, you're gonna wanna
hover your E, your E is point and click.
You need to hover your E on the blue.
Just E on the blue, okay?
And then just, oh no, oh no.
Help, help, Jeng-C, help Jeng-C.
I don't know what the brush you take this you fight this what it's okay now walk up walk up
Yeah, just wait for the blue when it comes back you take it okay now auto it and then eat eat and auto nice
Nice no cut it back cut it back cut it back. This is oh no
Okay
600 smite, 600 smite you win the game, 600 smite.
Oh no, okay, okay, look for the gromp,
look for the gromp, look for the gromp, take the gromp.
Nice last hitting, that's perfect.
Okay, this is good, this is good.
We're in a good spot right now, we're in a good spot right now.
You're gonna play on the gromp, and then you're gonna say,
Come on, this is scoffed!
What, this is perfect, let's stop, look, I'm a CCX.
Gingsy, it's about as good as it can be,
all things considered.
Smite it, smite it, smite it, smite it, smite it.
Smite now, go for that.
So now, bubble up Q.
I thought I could switch
You got this you're naturally gifted on blue Kong. I got you bro. Nice. No, so now we're gonna do is you're gonna press E
Okay, you're done. I need you to actually lock in coaching this game. Yeah, I will and then Q nice
So now listen every time you auto attack it reduces the cooldown of your Q
It's kind of like Master E
So you're gonna want to pay attention to your Q cooldown and then you just can always want to like go in so with these camps
to lead with your E so you lead it so like in something E kind of like mastery Q and then yes exactly like that good
Nice it's now hit the big one hit the big one hit the big one and then let it push back into you okay
Nice and then auto Q auto Q Q Q nice and I'll go for your right go for your right this is good
Now level up your your W
No going on this yeah, it's gonna push back into not wanting to press up you press up
You press up better press up you press up you there you go see now you spawn another guy to fight with you now
I mean this show I mean him if you drop ten kills this game you're a book on me though focus on swing
It's not press W press I'll be nice and I'll remember press your Q as soon as you can Q nice see because now you make him
Do the Q to so all I do is sit in a WQ EWQ and I just win every game
Exactly. Yes, so now look for the crab
Well, this is fucking no P don't that's much about earlier. What I'm telling you bro. Yes. Yes
So you have to jump like I remember there's no better time to go in Bukong than in Muda's silver rank up
Yes, exactly. Exactly. So now I want you to look on the cloud your John mid while you're taking this up
No, the don't don't fight. Well, it's might this might this and afterwards. I want you to go my now go my tickets
Wait, go ahead. Take this way. Go ahead. Take this way. I said my wounding is not great dumb dumb
Upgrade Q up. Whoa. Whoa
How do you hire me when I know take the wave take the minute take the minute
I got a chance.
Take the minions.
I'm fighting first and I'm fighting.
Okay, does it.
Everybody is dumb dumb when I'm fighting now.
Okay, gotcha.
Okay, so now you're going to want to eat the minions up there as well.
Okay, he was a high level of music.
I see.
I'm just pushing back into you.
You're doing the same thing.
RISI, why do you keep thinking about that?
Run away, run away, run away.
I'm going to keep taking it.
NelyA needs to carry.
Yawwukong.
I can't breathe in this car. Every time I'm in this car I can't breathe.
The things we're going to do now, I need an E, EW, and then two.
You win short trade, you're not even going all in, okay?
Alright, no two.
Level six down.
No, no, level six.
Bro, this feels like a clone.
I feel like bronzes do not know what to do about a clone, bro.
I'm not even...
Exactly, yes, exactly.
There's no way bronzes can animal clone.
Look at what mood it is.
That's why, yeah, that's why Jinxy, if this game goes bad, then I'm going to hit...
My mid laners, my mid laners, 0 and 2.
What do I do?
That's okay.
Well, listen, did we expect anything different?
Nope.
You took his wave so he wasn't level 6 when she was level 6.
Oh my god.
So now after this, I just want you to look on the wrappers.
They are trying to start level. I said she's level 6.
Are you like GenC GenC? They're the minion wave is here, the minion wave is here.
Is everyone just smurf against me? I don't get it.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
No, Q. You want a max Q?
He's got him.
He's got him.
He's stealing my wave.
Bro, Mude here. Not there. Anyways, it's just going to die to the turret.
He took your wave.
I'm going to take their Uppers, take their Uppers, and then afterwards you're going to work on the Grub.
Bro, Wukong feels OP, that's awesome.
It is, it is, it actually is. Like I'm telling you, you're going to sit here at this game, you're going to carry.
Like if you can win a game, even with Muta as your midlaner bro, it just shows that you're naturally talented on this shit.
Muta's no one carrying.
He's no one too.
What?
What type of dick drive is that?
No, I'm gonna be honest you take being a D1 to the next level real talk
He's gonna recall recall and then just start on the boobah
Okay, charity force charity force. Yep. So now training force. Yep. That's good
Okay, now why don't you on my drum? I don't get it. I don't get how you always come
can't fight okay now jinx you go to your blue I did I did I did you see this one
of my job I need to walk to his top side you remember what I told you about
invading top side I'm not gonna go blue don't go blue no blue just one thing
the top side keep pushing keep pushing good job Loki you could actually take
the the crab here if it's up take the crab and then go
bro this guy has so much damage oh my god
okay so now jingxi listen when you press R
do not spam it you can ult twice but you want to let it run as long as it can
press much damage okay
so i'll put the food on the red
so R once and then how many seconds later should i R again
when it expires when it expires because then you can R again
so now jingxi i'm gonna want you to wait you see the bush on the right
Bush on your right right there
Go go for the rafters around yourself this is
By the way you ungrateful piece of shit
Okay, this is fine. This is fine. Just keep taking it
You think it okay? Now you can run away now on way now on way so change that one of us in mail, okay?
The thing about will come is that
I'm feeding you already fed mid laner
How I guess one kill me the fucking yeah, bro, I guess I guess so
Yo, why do you never win your lane with me?
I don't get it, man!
You don't ever win it, bro!
I'm jungle dipping!
I'm jungle dipping!
I'm literally running to help, but I don't have my minions stolen every fucking 5 seconds!
You're too fast!
You're not the manipulator!
The only time you're dead if you want to sit down and earn your minions you better
I'm gonna fucking die, Buddha.
If you want your minions, don't die, dumbass!
Like it's not rocket science, bro.
You inting piece of short.
I'm gonna go play League of Legends with this guy.
I don't know what to do.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
press that.
Okay, so now what are you gonna do, Jynxie?
I wanted to take your walls.
So Jynxie, we're gonna have to multitask.
While you're running towards your rafters,
you're gonna hold top,
and then you're gonna report your midlaner for inting.
I already did that last game.
Can I do it twice?
Yes.
Every game is a new opportunity.
It's a good roll.
Go for the Raptors.
Yee! Yee!
Bro, I'm in a new champ doing better than you, bro.
They're both out!
Wait, the Wukong's highest percentage in the game?
Right there, bro.
He's in a good zone, bro.
That was a bad E!
This guy's so ill. This guy's so ill.
How do you expect to get silver if you're 0 and 3 ignoring your challenger coach, bro?
I can't do this.
Jyncey, remember.
Okay, Jyncey, look for the cod after.
So, Jinx here, Jinx here, remember.
Okay, so Jinx here, gonna play on the crab now.
Now Jinx here, remember, the S in Muda stands for self-accountability.
Wait for this. Oh, I get it. Okay, I actually get it.
Okay, that's not what we're gonna do, so you're gonna play on the crab.
After the crab, we're gonna look for a mid-play.
I want you to join them for mid-play.
Stay away from the daggers.
Okay, gank mid. Muda, you better not fuck this up.
Muda, you better not fuck this up. We're dead.
Okay, never mind go for the Jagd fuck man go for the Jagd go for the Jagd go for the Jagd
Well, you can't walk up you have to let it you have to let it come to you
Yo, I'm not kidding this guy feels really strong this guy feels way stronger than he is yes
And what if I told him Jinxie his passive is every time you auto attack you get armor look at how much armor you have right now
I bro this guy feels really strong. Is he actually highest number since in the game or no?
Not highest, but he's like one of the strongest picks. Yes
I can't play with you. I can't you lose my games or you're only four. Oh my god, you always lose your lane with me
He always wins
Can you see me like I'm actually like sad bro, I'm not gonna set it
I'm actually sad how does jigsie first time a character and do better than you and I'm on my main because it's natural
No, no, it's because I never do right. Oh, yeah, I took his wave. So now he's own for I can never do anything right in this game
Hums Hums, you know what you're like Hums you're like a kid brings a knife to school and stops his classmate and you're saying well
Maybe you didn't saw his apple juice
Can I fight?
There are my walls, there are two of them
Okay, no, go for the walls, go for the walls
Get out of my ear!
I'm gonna move out, I'm gonna move out, I'm gonna move out again
I'm gonna move out again, I'm gonna move out again
I spit out my pants
That was not my fault!
I said get out!
I'm just dead, and now I'm just dead
Oh my god!
He literally said, E back, I'm hitting a minion
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Yo, that's it!
For my own mental stability, I don't think I can play with Mooda anymore
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
I'm not gonna be asking, see? His name isn't Muda anymore, it's Clive.
Muda, five words.
See it under the tower.
See it under the tower.
You are not competent to play the lane.
I literally am unable to kill them.
You're talking to get cannon.
You're talking to get cannon.
Oh my fucking god.
I'm getting the cannon. I'm coming in the cannon instead of the cannon.
I'm coming in the cannon.
I'm coming in the cannon.
You hit the cannon twice, not once.
I'm telling you hitting it, so you need to stop hitting it.
After the crags look on the crab, Jinxie, you know what this feels like?
Yes, I held my first timing this and he's still in three.
No, Jinxie, it's like imagine you're in a relationship and you guys have like small arguments.
Can I fight him?
I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, you can, go on, go on, go on, you got it, you got it, this is good.
They're all here.
That's fine.
Okay, go for the crab now.
How do you mean you can push this?
Jinxie, it feels like you're in a relationship and you guys have small arguments sometimes
I know you're going to double date with another couple and they're threatening to kill each other before you got the appetizers.
Yeah, bro, literally.
Literally.
Yes.
Okay, I need to look for the blue, and then afterwards it's drone top.
I don't think we can bang top or we're gonna have to farm.
Actually, no, go to topside, go topside, and make a topside here.
Fuck this.
I love how locked in you are right on this.
I love it.
Yep, no, we're good.
If you push this, you can save.
If you hit it, you can save.
Let it push it, let it push it, let it push it.
Stay back, stay back.
Check on the underroute here.
Okay, look on the Raptors, look on the Raptors.
On his Raptors?
Yep, and then afterwards, uh, Walk Mid.
Because the thing is that normally his Cugs aren't going to be up if his Raptors are up.
Does that make sense?
Or if his Raptors aren't up?
Alright, so you know what's the problem, Folk there.
You see how the waves like this?
You sure with 59, I shouldn't clear Quadrant and then recall.
Yeah, no, just Folk there.
I just don't get on Folk anymore.
Triple kill just sit on the tower sit on the tower, please
Our teammates on a triple
Our box fed just don't stop beating pickaxe
Once you get bored you can fight her you see you get to that point if the waves at your turn
You can always fight her, but you see how she just uses her dagger and just jumps on you
Those are her good short trades. You can't fight her in the short trades and burst
Okay, so now you're gonna look at the the walls
You know what yeah, let's just play for the clear just play for the folk here
If we look on the hell, please like mood it just sit on a tower
Sit on a tower like I'm begging last hit last hit last hit. This is not last
This is not last day. Jinzy jinzy. I want you to read with your the honest that in all chat
Press Z and we would you're the only just send all chat press Z on five you on my actually the most interesting thing I've ever seen
I'm not even kidding. Have I ever gone on fire with Muda?
I need help now Muda. Muda don't cast this. Ok nice.
Ok so now we're coming. We're gonna come. We're gonna come.
He's there.
Jacer, Jacer, Jacer.
Okay, nice to know about your crugs.
So, Jinxie, Jinxie, Jinxie, what's your name?
Right now, I'm with Daddy.
Come to Daddy more, please.
I just need help, man. I need help, bro.
I don't know, man. I don't know.
Okay, Jinxie, what's your name?
Listen, listen, you're gonna win.
The thing that you're doing is not good, though.
He's mad. You can't say that.
Okay, Jinxie, Jinxie, listen.
Jinxie, listen!
So the problem, Jinxie, with your alt, is that if you press R too fast, I want you to buy steel caps in the sun or the sky.
If you press R again too fast, you cancel your alt. You need to let your alt build the full duration to maximize the damage it does.
Do you understand?
How many seconds is that? You've got to be more descriptive. How many seconds?
It's like two seconds. It's like two seconds.
Got it. Got it. Got it.
Okay.
And normally, what do you do? Listen.
Okay, so listen. Every single time you press R, right, it reduces the cooldown of your Q.
Q. So you want to ult? Do a full ult rotation. Q and then R again. Do you understand?
Got it.
Do you see those tentacles?
And does that always lead with E?
Always.
Uh, yes. Yes. Always.
Well, you see those red lines, right? Those things where she slams, it slams like there's a lot of damage.
You have to try to dodge it. It's like dance, dance, revolution.
They just dodge those tentacles.
Now, GenC, GenC, while you're recalling, I wanted to ask Muta, do you like it when Daddy carries her game while you bite your lip?
You like about daddy cares your game
Yeah, but you're gonna have to back away you're gonna have to back away can I share
Look at the other way I in the river in the river in the river in the river
Yes, you should just a minute going
Okay, so Jinx say the prom there is that you didn't press R again. You need to press art boys. Don't forget
This character is very plug-in
It's over it's like the thing is exactly yes
Everyone's made you go top. Okay
You know what you say?
Get our boss red buff!
We went!
Jinxie has red buff instantly.
Has red buff instantly.
Go!
Yes sir.
Coach, my platoon is holding bro.
Yes!
No, you're in a rocket ship.
Right now, the fire is being inflamed again.
Jinxie, I'm literally...
Bums, he entered game 1 and game 2 of the day.
You have to hold him to the fire revenge.
No, he's doing good.
He's doing good.
Me, Hanyun.
Bums, if you had it 2 and 5 only in your game,
You'd be wishing death upon his family
But that's okay like this one, you know, he's learning as long as they learn that's all that matters
I want you to wait in the bush on the right
To right yes there wait in that bush now just wait sit here and wait oh
Fuck you miss on him. You can't fight this. Stay just say do not move
Greatest on the greatest
Suck my dick!
Murad suck me off!
Call me daddy please!
You're literally being bulked up on daddy daddy daddy carry me daddy carry me.
Okay now Murad start making some floating sound sounds.
Hey it's okay listen.
You're right you're right you're right.
I don't carry last game you're right.
You can't drive this game.
What?
Getting carried is a skill in itself you know that right?
So that's okay as long as you don't die you get carried.
Yeah do you hear this guy?
Dundee please never glaze me this hard oh my god.
getting jerry the skilful in itself
come on your students trash
jaycee I'm your thysome right now I've never
graced you in my entire life everything I've told you is been the objective truth
thank you you can't fight this
okay now go for the drum
I killed him bro I killed him
oh yeah I killed him I killed him I killed him
maybe you guys are gonna make my attack I missed my attack bro
oh my god I'm gonna fucking meet you I'm gonna fucking meet you
Can I say the way you...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just playing that, but if I play that, I get over the 1.
You're just gonna play this one.
Why are you telling me I can't play it, but I can! I'm just ass!
If I play it, I get over the 1 in that.
Okay, that's fine.
So now, GenC, get a long sword. GenC, get a long sword.
Yep.
So now, what are you gonna do, GenC? I want you to buy...
Get an item called Mortal Reminder. I want to get that item.
Oh yeah, we're getting big damage here.
share all fuck yeah right there oh hey why you won't talk this is not it's not
good you're sharing XP again mood up lock in mood up lock in mood up lock in
this is your silver game yes yes yes I'm gonna buy more show ball thank god we
have lucian and garen thank god yeah but I think I was going up okay you're
good okay it's your jinxed out of me so much for the rabbit the category okay if
you long fight him okay just make sure you pop your pot stay away from that
dagger it's just a dabber we're up so much you are ultimate all but it's not
done yet okay now jinxing we're gonna do so you're gonna clear up okay I should
know what is blue what's that me you blew right now fuck this guy I can find
him I have no R I know our mother shut the wave and go to blue you have to
come blue come blue come blue come blue come blue that's right that's right
I'm a bubble you move up. I'm gonna stop you janky hold on to it. Don't be in case he comes
Muda
I'm coming. I didn't know what was though. Where are you?
Fight fight fight. Go. Go. Go fight. He's here. He's here. He's here
Go and go on. Yeah, he
Nice, okay. No, go to the ground push bottom go jogging, but I need you there like five seconds earlier, man
Oh, I didn't know what was
Another jungler main you dumbass silver dips it. I don't care. I don't know what the fuck
So you don't know where blue buff is on the map
Bro, I got a first time we're off and this is fun and easy
you want him for some another time next game I might just play who called next
game bro low key yes as well no silver now coach yeah but you want to learn
champions as well I don't want to read well apparently I heard that you know
The only people reading the donut as to see how the people fucking
Dude, you're in the way. Don't take this. I'm not fucking showing
You wanna you want to order champion you could play silence
You gotta dodge the tentacles
For a word 4v1ing house he alive. This is so
No, I didn't.
Those are three people.
I mean, buy them all the reminder.
Buy them all the reminder.
Remember, you R, you remember, you kill them.
Now you got the turret range.
They're in the turret.
What is that ult?
What?
I didn't even press that button.
Bro, that was the fourth one.
That was the fourth one.
Because he's fucking broken.
That's why, allowing him to champion, that's literally meant to do that.
What?
What?
What?
Do not use your R at the end of an ultimate if they're full HP.
Okay.
WRAP!
If you're gonna R, make sure you R before that.
That was what? What? What? What?
Okay, next game, Muta first time this year.
No, I don't know.
As you're taking Springtile stuff, it's not gonna work.
Muta first time in the Champion.
No why do you guys say yeah, you're talking to the other team? It's hard in!
No no, I don't know why they're doing good.
You're not going to win.
They're going to jump and then afterwards, they're coming to crowd.
Don't say that about yourself.
what are you sure first time a champion now brad it's fun no he should it no no
no he's doing good right now okay so you're gonna take this and then you're
getting invaded topside okay invaded topside easy as fuck I mean like what's
the putting in there you're diving the turret for no you're diving on the
turret yeah I'm just like I don't know that I'm just washed so good that is what
you sure there's nothing here yeah okay
I want you to fight the mastery higher higher put the press actually no
there's three people wait in this place okay James I want you to run in with
W, you're gonna be in this. Press W, run in. Press W, run in. You're in this ball. Now E.
My God!
Okay, okay, E, E, E and R, E and R, E and R!
Yeah, Baron! Nice.
Okay, Baron! Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron!
Baron or int? Baron or int? Baron or int? Baron or int?
Now you go to Baron. Now you go to Baron.
And I'm Baron. I am not Baron. You stupid fuck.
This character is fun!
I'm telling you, bro.
He goes to Invisalign and has a clone?
Dude, I got a first-timer often.
Bro, see the coach depth, though?
My coach has faith in me the first time. Your coach doesn't.
No, I do, but he wants to play Aura Champions, which is your name, Yasuo.
Yeah, but he doesn't have Aura.
Hums does have Aura. He's going to be better than Faker one day.
Me, hoe.
Okay.
Say hello to me. Say hello to me.
One love.
I believe in you, Mido.
Give to the wolves and I'll go for the raptors.
Listen, dragon's up in 60 seconds, okay? So play for that.
You can play with Jace on that, okay?
Careful, you're buying something right now.
Okay, go for the red buff after the red I want you to walk mid.
Actually, wait, how much do you need for your items?
Press P? Press P and then repress P.
We're gonna recall gator item after you take the run.
Recall them, we're out of basement.
She's a bursting champion, we're stepping on the dagger,
remember?
I can bot bite, yeah there you go, no walk mid.
Okay, we're fighting mid, we're fighting mid,
we're fighting mid, you're not resetting,
we're fighting mid.
Do you see that red dot on the map below you?
Where'd it come from?
Yeah, you see the circle?
If you're in that, like right there,
yeah, you see how you step on it?
Why is nobody mid?
Why is nobody mid?
Yo, I'm getting dragged.
I'm getting dragged, come at us.
No, no, no, you should be midlaner.
Double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double.
Holy flash.
OK.
What?
When I said mid, why'd you leave?
I can't do this anymore.
I just thought, why is it so?
What?
Why'd you leave mid?
We want to kill them all.
You're right.
We want to kill you instantly.
Why are you not mid?
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
Doncy said we're fighting mid, I said we're fighting mid.
Like bro, come win!
Don't take no jungle, don't take no jungle!
No one says to go jungle, don't, no one says to go!
I'm shootin' you motherfuckin'
You're not saying to go, I'm not dead!
Oh, no, I never said that, I never said that,
I sure have not never said that.
You said get the red dot?
What do you do after you got to get the red dot?
Ellie, I was gonna end!
Ellie, I was gonna end!
That's what I meant.
Wait, your Lucian is hiding the game.
Wait.
Jax!
Yay!
That's perfect!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, you might die here.
Oh, no.
Okay, Jinx, you need to fight this.
Okay.
Three, two, fight!
Let's fight!
Mura, Mura, fight!
FIGHT!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Okay, go get the dragon.
Go get the dragon.
Go get the dragon now.
Mura, dragon dum dum, dragon dum dum.
Okay, Jinx, I want to show you something.
So I wanted to go to the edge of the dragon pit wall.
No, no, no, like inside, inside by the bed.
Yeah, yeah.
Watch to the edge.
Watch to the edge of it.
What are the complete adjo, okay?
On to the edge, and I'll press W inside.
OH MY GOD!
That is something.
Yep.
You know you can do the same thing with your E. You roll the walls with your E.
Yes, yes, yes.
You're getting it. Don't worry. Just be careful. Make him backdoor you guys.
Nothing to pay attention on that.
Okay, Jynxie. You're gonna backdoor and end the game here.
Go bot, right now.
Hold on.
Wait, low key, but if you want to, you want to flip the game?
Yeah.
You can do the same thing. You can ult over the wall.
Fight him! Fight him!
Send this bush! Fight Kaelin! Fight Kaelin!
I want you to...run? Yep, go go!
Nice! Nice! Nice!
Press R again! R! R! R! R! R! R! R! R!
I did bro, you don't tell me soon enough.
But you know what it does.
You gotta say get ready to press R man. Like what the fuck!
JZ! JZ! Do you want me to fucking follow your balls and start sucking on each of them too?
two yes yeah yeah okay you can okay you can change me I want you to tilt your
head back right now and close your eyes so my head back and close your eyes
okay you're doing it okay so now we're gonna buy is I want to get that sense
like like that sounds yeah plus six by the way plus six so you actually get
your thing well so you know what my cq does right or no wait why are we losing
what's happening uh you got this so you guys want to go back to you guys want
so you had to fight the person funny to go to the back that's okay I run towards
like we're gonna play something on look allows right there run men start with
you fight this fight this chance you have to you have to fight this going
going on her going on her nice okay now push the top way push the top way
Okay, do that, NW.
Okay, click on that.
Who's keyboard is that?
Me.
Why? Why?
No, Hums.
Man, you be the sh-
The harder you parts, the harder you want to be.
It's fast.
Okay, GenC, I want you to play for the gromp and then afterwards the crab, okay?
Hums, what the fuck?
Hums!
I
Stop disrespecting Maros. You're gonna in broke my wrath
Okay, either turn
And then hover over yonetop
Come come come we're gonna fight you wait wait wait wait we're gonna fight you
Yo, cte fighting
Come on. I want to be a man. EW eW. W. Donnie nice
Nice Q on our, nice, I know it, nice!
Very good, very good, nice JC!
Bro, I know, bro, I know.
Okay, you have IE now, you're really strong with him.
Okay, look on his, uh, look mid, look mid, look mid,
fight mid, fight mid, fight mid, mid, mid, mid, kill mid, kill mid, kill mid, kill mid, kill mid.
What, what, just listen.
Can we get Baron, can we get Baron, can we get Baron?
Yes, yeah, why don't you push this way, mid, get the counter and then afterwards go Baron.
I want bear, I want bear, I want bear, I want bear, I want bear!
Bear nor an ent, Bear nor an ent! Motherfucker bear!
You already have four and nine! Shut the fuck up!
You're four and nine on your main champ! You suck!
Goddamn! You're already enting you piece of shit!
Piece of human garbage! You're already enting!
Yeah. That's the enting! My through the enting!
Let me test it.
That's not...
The fuck?
You're already fucking inting! You psyched out!
Thanks me! Thanks me!
No, no, no! You're not inting!
You're limited in my opinion.
You know what it's like when Muda says barn or int?
It's like you and all your friends are making fun of that one guy in your friend group.
And then afterwards, the one guy that's new to the friend group just starts making fun of him too.
But it's like you don't have the perms to be saying this, you know what I mean?
Exactly.
Alright, now look for your red. Look for your red.
Okay, you're gonna have to back up. No, no, no, back up.
anyone I go back up go for it right you're at your head I can kill you yeah but we're
not scared of you we're scared of the Kailin and they give me that are right
there okay careful you guys wait wait guys don't fight don't fight mooder
getting the top base okay not fight you guys don't need to fight no fight no
no go mid no go mid up mid don't fight mid jing see mid mid jing see Marty
here Marty on your on cards keep pushing keep pushing they can't hold you
I'm already on a crack. What do you mean? Keep pushing. Keep pushing. He's gonna be there. If he's there, you're gonna back out. Freshly, back out!
Okay, going on this. Jinx here. I want you to run in with W and disability.
E-M-N-R. I want you to go fucking crazy. This is him.
Oh, I'm so strong. Why?
No, two again, two again, here's your E.
All right, yes, yes, yes, yes!
No!
Nice!
No!
That would be great!
Mooda, you're silver!
Run it down, run it down, run it down.
Keep pushing, Mooda!
Hey, Mooda, you're silver.
Well lie yourself on!
Oh my god.
Let's go, Mooda, good check, kid.
Oh my god, I'm silver.
Mooda, can you kiss my hand for first time in Glukong
and you say I'm gonna enter?
You got lucky. You got lucky. You got lucky. You got lucky.
No, I'm not lucky. You get really good.
Bro, daddy doesn't end. Daddy does not end.
Yeah!
Good shit. Congratulations.
Muda, I need to get my food.
Don't queue for 45 seconds, okay?
Am I silver? Am I silver?
Congratulations.
Hey, Muda, dead ass. Congratulations.
Congratulations.
How you not go out of here?
Congrats, Muda. Congrats. Congrats. Congrats.
Wait, don't say congrats. He didn't honor you.
Jynx said he didn't honor you. Don't say congrats.
Congrats. Don't, Muda. Good job.
Bro.
Less than a month and you're ready, Silva.
Challenger in one year.
Yo.
Silver in one month.
Motherfuckers listed up here.
Everyone listed into my fucking voice, you motherfuckers.
I will first human being on Earth to become a challenger in less than one year in League of Legends.
Do you hear me?
In one year, motherfuckers.
Challenger.
the first human being to ever get challenger now, place enemy, motherfuckers, jinxie, we
need to pick out an outfit for jinxie to wear on stream, right fucking now, right fucking
now, right fucking now, we need to pick a fucking outfit, chat, what's an outfit that
How's it like a dog test? What's a sweaty League of Legends character? I can make them where they can make it into
Don't test
Okay, I'm done
Bar is nobody here
I'm drinking water
Listen, what's a what's a sweaty League of Legends character?
Where are we? She has some big ass to it.
Are you? Let me see yourself.
Are you?
League of Legends.
Images.
Oh, God.
You know, you know, Faker's, you know, Faker, that's his signature skin.
That's a $500 skin.
The red one, the red one.
This one?
No, the red one below you.
This one?
Yeah, that's $500.
What do you mean $500? That's $500.
Faker has his own skin, his own $500 skin. Wait, this is called Faker? No, it's his own skin though. Like they made it just for Faker.
Wait, he doesn't, he can't buy this? Wait, look up, look up Faker Ari skin.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
That.
Oh, oh, oh.
I have a hundred dollars.
Yeah.
Miss Fortune.
Wait, what if I make him dress up as Miss Fortune?
Oh my.
Oh my god.
My Jack's standing Evelyn.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
My god. My chat's standing Evelyn.
Evelyn.
That's another one.
League of Legends character.
Oh.
Oh.
Aura has arrived.
Oh.
You know what?
You can't, you can't, you can't say you're the or...
Other person has to say it.
No.
If you say it, it's even more Aura, because it's like you're claiming your territory.
If you're not sure of yourself hums, who's gonna be sure of you in life, bro?
We're a one of living.
That is true, that is true.
Okay, why did I hear moaning? Who's moaning?
I'm figuring out a cosplay for Jinx, you know, where since I got Silver first, so should I dress him up as a misfortune with a titties out?
Yes.
You think so? What's the sluttiest character in League of Legends, bro? I want his titties out, I want his ass out.
Evelin, Evelin, Evelin, Evelin, Evelin, Evelin, but he has to get breast implants to make
it more like realistic.
Muto, be honest, if Jinxie got breast implants and you saw him in IRL, would you start funneling
them if he gave you permission?
I fuck him, bro, I fuck him.
I fuck him.
I fuck him.
I fuck him.
I fuck him.
I fuck him.
I fuck him.
I fuck him.
taste okay I think we're making hums a bit jealous bro well I'm not jealous
that's all you back in 3v1 I'm good I mean 2v1 what's the next goal
I
Want to get what do you mean? What's the next goal? I want gold. I want a golden mood. I'm back bro
I'm back one month. That's that's too long golden
Yeah, what good yo congrats on silver kid. You're fairly talking to a silver for right now
You beat me brown you beat me. So wait, what does that mean? What is that? Like what do I got to do now?
What do I got to do that means?
first of all
You need a dress up and a cosplay of my choice. Do you remember that?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, I need to okay. I need to get a fort for my food one second bro. I'll be a maid though. I will
It's something slutty up
Fuck I'm a I want to thong up his ass
Hey
Like what a nice one is beat us wait
Real pressure. I want to put I want him to look the other way. Why you gotta pay your dick?
I want I want not allowed look the other way
I want them to look the other way and put a thong on so as it's show but I can just see his ass cheeks
Okay, real talk hums if Jinx he wore a G string would you use it as false?
I need to come up with shit like this.
I need to answer the question.
Your brain is...
Bro, fuck no!
What do you mean answer the question?
Okay, what about for 50,000 gift subs?
No.
What?
100,000.
No, I wouldn't.
That one up is booty cheeks.
One million US dollars.
No.
10 million.
No.
You said eat it.
No.
No, he just used it as floss one time.
Like, your entire set of teeth one time, $1 million.
Debatable.
10 million?
Silver for motherfuckers, silver fucking for you motherfuckers.
Not just 10 million?
5 million, five.
Debatable.
Five million for what?
Five million for what?
For you saying Jynxie's G-string as floss
for his entire set of teeth one time.
I would do it for a million dollars.
I would do it for a million dollars.
All right, Muda, I'm back, man.
I would do a cheap pull for that.
Okay, Muda, you beat me to silver.
What do I gotta dress up as, right?
So, can you please pull up my Discord screen share?
Yep.
Doing it right now, Muda.
All right, I'm in your Discord screen share.
Okay, okay.
Buddy, I'm not as playing as freaking misfortune.
I don't have knowledge
Breast implants bro, breast implants bro
Go for it. So it's not that expensive. You can surgically implant tits in your chest
So let me get this straight you psychopath
You want me to get breast implants and cosplay as Miss Fortune?
Or or or I have a better idea, but I don't know if you're up for this. Do you want to hear it perhaps? Hmm?
I want you to wear a thong
And I wanted to see both of your ass cheeks jiggle
Yo
Mooda, let's not take one. I don't care. You have to take one. There's a note to say you have to take one I
Want you to do I want you to I want you to look the other way while you wear the thong and just start clapping your ass
I want to see them bitches jiggle up and down wait. Can you do that? Wow? I'm in Florida
He okay, no no he doesn't even need implants
Six months sub said that he doesn't need implants. Yo
Muda listen, bro. If my only options are a thong and misfortune
I'm going with thong, bro. Mike. I have to go with thong. What even is a thong look up a thong
I don't know if I can show it to you.
Jynxy, it's like the underwear that takes a string.
The best way to explain this, Jynxy, is it's basically underwear but it's as thin as a string
of floss in between your ass cheeks.
Your ass cheeks are just out jiggling.
And then you need to mail it to Hums after so you can use it as dental floss.
No, I sent for $5 million.
Oh.
No, bro.
I have like, bro, I have a girlfriend, bro.
Like please don't make me do this, man.
Please.
Muda, please.
I can't do this.
Okay, guys.
What's up, Mura?
What's up, Mura?
Mura, why can't you just be like, bro, a maid outfit is way better than this.
What the fuck, bro?
Let me see.
you already gain one. J.C. made outfit. Like we've already seen that. We've already seen
this bro. This is AI though. This is AI. We've already seen that. That's AI. We need something
new bro. We need something new. We need a battle buddy Riven. Look a battle buddy Riven.
Battle buddy Riven. Riven? Yeah. Oh. Yo, how's that? You gooning psychopath. Hey, she looks
sexy. Oh my God. You can definitely show this on stream. Or you do a Warwick cosplay
and attach a tail to the back of your ass. Nail, nail, nail. Yo, Dante, should we tell
them? All right, tell them. Guys, me and Dante has already planned this out. Dante's is going
to cosplay. This is actually going to happen when Dante's in Florida. He's going to cosplay
as a Lulu and I'm gonna cosplay as Warwick and we might be spanking each other.
What the fuck?
No, he's a chickeness.
Hey, freaky bro.
Yeah, and what we're gonna do is like, he spanks me as many times until I stop getting
hard.
So like, I'm gonna auto by like default have a boner and until I lose my boner, he's not
allowed stopping.
Who's Gragas?
What the fuck?
talk what what the fuck yo uh no no bro listen i'm gonna set up the same wall i set up with
ron bro there's gonna be a two-pillow wall because bro uh i actually i think you might grab my ass
bro uh bro that's the least of your worries bro if ron was doing that shit you're talking to
Don't test I got that brings sex in every conversation
You're lucky you just put your pants down tonight. You just start fucking the shit out
Not that he might touch you
You know how they call you jitty
Yeah, what I'm in for that's about to be a ditty freak off in your room. That's all I know no no no no
Yo, wait, I'm on Wukong again, Muda.
Oh my god, bro, you had a lucky game, just go back and fucking what's his name?
Muda, get in the backpack, James, get in the backpack, please.
Yo, Muda, yo, should I play Silas?
Should I play Silas?
Yes, first time.
Do you want to learn him?
Is he hard?
Is he hard?
He's hard because you don't know his other ultimates.
Wait, Muda, maybe both.
No.
Yeah, maybe only one about your first time, Muda, because that might be a factor.
Yeah, but you're second timing your second timing the low key. Wait, wait, do you want to try this year?
That's fingers champion
Yes, would it say yes, he's probably the hardest champion in the game or one of the hardest in the game
Yes, he's good in the right hand, but he's not good if you're shit
Why don't you say no you're a fucking pussy
You're probably gonna lose though. It's really hard like really really hard like how hard could it be though?
the hardest
He's an eight like an ADC mage
You know I can just ask you I didn't ask your mid laner bro and asked your mid laner that just farms everyone
Because you know he's apparently seat here, so
No, he's gonna see to the only person
Ari is the best mid laner right now, Ari.
No, no, no, I need something better.
I need something better. I need to be more oriful.
Ari is the best mid laner.
Hi, guys!
Are you locking? Locking? Jinx, you lock in!
Jinx you lock in!
Hi, guys!
Jinx, you lock in!
Jinx, you lock! Jinx, you lock in!
Jinx, you lock in! Jinx, you lock in!
What happened? What happened? What happened? What happened? You just dodged. How did I
dodged?
Now I have a six minute band timer.
Yeah, you're now banned for six minutes.
You basically lost the full game with LP and you have to wait now. And you lost MMR. So
it's like you just lost the full game.
Oh my god.
Wait.
You just lost the game.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, does your door also lose MMR as well or no?
No, no, yes.
What?
You're lying.
See how well they're lying.
No, it's just all in JCG.
No, it's everyone.
It's everyone.
Yo, guys, yo, guys, permission to speak real quick.
Yeah.
So I lock in Wukong.
I go to get a drink.
What happened?
Why am I?
You're locking.
You're hovered.
You're hovered.
I did lock in.
What?
No, no, no, you're hovered.
Clicked it, but then didn't press lock in.
Now you can click champions and then switch it.
But then I came back to my setup and I locked in Warwick.
What?
You clicked Warwick, but then pressed the lock in button.
On my mother's life, I pressed lock in.
Yo, go to the box, go to the box, go to the box.
Yo, JC did not say out of your mother's life, did not.
No, I promise you, I clicked it,
I heard it click it when I came back.
Oh God.
Look bro, look
Look comes to my what? Yeah, I'm watching a screen share my speech error. Okay on discord
I go look I swear I locked it in
What you go go I swear I locked it in
Look bro
There's an implant titties discussion here look
All right Google Chrome crash because Google Chrome's a pile of fucking shit
Here we go, ready, watch, watch, all right.
Click the right arrow, like keep clicking it,
keep clicking it, wait.
Which arrow, which arrow?
The right arrow key, the keyboard.
Keep clicking it, keep clicking it.
I did not even know that.
Look, okay, watch, watch, watch, look, look, look, look, look.
That's it, that's it, that's it.
Look, watch, three, two, warwick.
Amarra.
Brother, you didn't even press lock in, you just clicked warwick.
This is awkward.
I thought I
Take it back. Yeah, let me take that back. I could have swore I did though. I swear I did I swear I did
Bro wait, so Mooda loses hot dog get in Mooda loses. He low. I lose you know, and I'm banned for six minutes
How?
Only you only it's like you take a full loss. So Jamesy
You just lost the game, Jinxie, you just lost the game, you just lost the game, you just lost the game
Jinxie, keep in mind that the only reason this happened was because Muda Force traded you in Champsleck to pick later
and you were forced to pick earlier, which is the reason why you dodged
Yeah, but you had to do that every time!
There's something seriously wrong with this motherfucker, bro, I'm not gonna lie
I'm just not blaming my student every time!
Muda, what's an S tier character, bro, that I can buy?
S tier!
Okay, let me ask you, why do you think
Yone STS-R-D-O is Yone STS-R-D-O?
Yes.
Okay, wanna play the best champ in the game right now?
Wanna play the best champ in the game right now?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I just want-
So guys, no, no, no, no, come back, come back.
I knew I did, I knew I did.
Come back, come back, come back, come back, come back.
I told you, bro, I don't lie to my mom.
I knew it, look, look, look, look, watch, watch, watch.
Let's see.
Watch, I knew I did it.
I remember clicking it and hearing it.
Look.
You didn't look see
I'm just showing you guys that I clicked it. I'm just showing you that I clicked it
Yes, I told you I don't lie on my mother. I knew I knew I pressed it
You want me to give you a champion that actually goes crazy
But I want to care to know if they're like, yes, yes, because I feel like Riven is like very, very flashy.
Best thing to do in the game right now, she's living in Lobby Admin.
Riven?
Riven, yes, and she's fun. She's really fun, really high skilled, and she's flashy.
Mid later or no?
Oh god, JT, JT got a beer. I'm getting a drink.
Wait, should I get beer? Why? Can we not play Riven? What?
She's really hard to play and she's really hard to play.
She's really low P.
JC, get a beer.
I'll be right back.
What?
Wait, wait, wait.
I didn't expect that.
Riven's that hard, Hums?
Yo, I need a latch.
She's still hard.
She's hard.
She's like, she, she canceled like, uh, she's like a street fighting champion.
She has a lot of combos.
Can you have to use your ability to cancel the other ability?
Does that make sense?
Yeah.
I don't know why she does that.
Bro's lying for no reason.
Yo, is this just brain damage or are you rage-banging?
I said, I know I clicked the button, lock in, and I clicked it.
Period, end of story. Just because it didn't register in time doesn't matter.
I said, I know I clicked it. That's what I was saying.
No one's lying. I clicked it. It's in the box.
Repair your brain, please.
Yes.
Okay, that's done.
Jixi, you always want to give the robber back, I'm going to take a tin-call.
Whatever the fuck Jixi calls it.
I'll be back.
Got to do all un-gifted.
Wait, wait, humms, humms, humms, humms, humms.
Like, level with me here.
If he plays Riven, do we just auto-lose?
Yeah, he's going to hum some moves.
That champ's too hard.
Wait, really, really?
The rank one player in NA is Viper and he's like the best Riven in the world.
But the champ's really OP, it's really good.
But the champ, it's something that he would like.
Are you with people who want to lose?
We'd accidentally get to him 20. Oh my god
You say they're gonna be the best you on the in the world who is screen sharing. Oh
Never does never mind
Try this gifted I just get that I just get that I just get that it's getting
Box box
Oh, dude
Bro, oh my gosh, I can't believe I cannot believe that I clicked it one second too late
Jixi, do you want him on the first time champion?
Um, I don't mind. It's kind of fun. I mean, I don't really care.
Okay, let's put him on Riven. Let's give him fun.
Because I'm on Wukong. Wukong's got it.
Okay, we have to convince him to play Riven.
Bro, if you lock him in, like, if you lock in, I don't think he can fuck up that bad.
No, but he doesn't listen to Jixi. I swear, like, he always blames me, but I can't flame him.
He got mad at me when I flamed him, so I got it, like, you know, butter him up.
Yeah, that was when I y'all were in Discord for like three hours after that.
They were divorcing. Yes, bro. Okay. So what mood it just I mean, bro
He like now mood is good mood is good at games, bro. I mean, he's good. He's really good
Mood is good, bro. I think if you lock in he could do good. I think he could okay. Okay. Let's make him on ribbon
Okay, hums if he ends this game, you're accountable
But also, um, it's kind of funny if mood goes like oh and 15 on ribbon like that
That would dead-ass be funny jingsy. He legitimately rose
Jingsy this is gonna be the worst crash out you've ever seen
No, you're gonna they want you all to play ribbon everybody's saying the play ribbon
Okay, but listen you you have to listen to what I'm saying do not argue don't this wait
I need to get on wukong
By one wait wait you want to skin too well or no? Yeah, what's the best rivet skin search at wukong? Uh go to go to the shop
Yeah
Okay, low key the one that all the chads go
Is it one they get by right now?
You can go mecha kingdoms do mecha kingdoms. She's only the rank one champion rank one champion right now is ribbon
She's the best in the game right now. She's OP
There's a lot of shots or storm with a store. What do you do in here?
Yeah, I'm just gonna go back in the type ribbon. Okay. Okay. Now there's spirit blossom ribbon. Well down
She the one to
This game up please. I don't fuck this
I'll go down go down. That's it. All I can get rose all there is
Oh, okay, so the spirit blossom ribbon and dawn bringer ribbon you can pick which one you like more
GenC
Like this one though, no GenC. This was also nice, but I think Don bringers. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah
GenC. Okay, buy a buy an inflatable pool and then a one point during the time I'm in Florida will do all the wrestling
No, what the fuck? Yo, bro. I'm feeling you might actually try to fuck me down dad's
Trust me Don bringers
I'll just look at what look up skin spotlight
Like it's not like what like why am I so good on who called am I just meant for league?
What does that mean? I don't bring a ribbon skin. It's like jing jingsy think of it this way
It's almost like you're sitting there, and it's like when King Excalibur brought out the sort of Arthur does that make sense?
I don't understand that rat. I don't understand that reference, but that's if I go eight and six first trying to champion
Does that mean I'm like yeah, okay to see the ability. Yeah, you are you're legit him
So I'm just destined for to be on this game like I'm destined to be challenging
Yes, dude, like I'm telling you it's a bridge in the in the in the SARS
Wait, they're in training to
Wait, why are they in training guys?
It's not first time if he plays
Is it game before?
No, we're looking at the skins.
We're looking at skins.
Can I just get 30 seconds, you motherfuckers?
Is this skin long?
What are you saying?
Is this skin long?
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
No problem.
Muda, listen to me, bro.
Don't fucking your lane.
Do not end your lane.
Don't end your lane.
No, no, no, no, listen, listen, listen.
Muda, this is a hard champion, so you really need to lock in.
Hamzra, can you please tell Jyxmy's thick skull
that this is one of the hardest characters in the game?
It's my first time playing.
Buddy, buddy.
I didn't go to the hookup.
Wukong is one of the hardest characters in the game, right?
She's more OP than Yone, Riven is really the best in the game currently.
Jynxty, idea, on the rank of game to Silver, you bring Robo Sephora and you put like a
saw type contraption on his head and if you don't win the game to Silver, it instantly
detonates and explodes it in half.
I didn't know that.
So don't tell me, bro, that gold is gonna be hard to get now?
Now that it's silver?
Well, no.
What do you mean gold, Muto?
Muto, if you understand how to CS,
you'll be easily playing them, easily, in one month.
Mio!
Mio!
You're out of Muto's mind!
In the month you'll get platinum, you know?
You're talking to the chosen one, bro.
Chill, bro, I'm the best footballer.
He's good mechanically, but he needs to learn how to CS.
I believe in you Mura
No, reddit, reddit, reddit, reddit, reddit
I am on Wukong, I am on Wukong
Let's do this, Mura
No, no, no, no, no, no
Don't go, what are you doing?
What do you mean bro?
What do you mean?
Alright, plan, if you're gonna first time
I'll go with my one trick
Okay, deal
I'm gonna carry this game
No, Genji, go Wukong
Just go with skin
Say no, say don't take it, please
Oh, no
Know you're feeding for a war with low key what do your rules real quick no do the recommended type recommended
But I have 60% win rate on it first one
Hey, lock change the go wukong
60% win rate on warwick get the skin cover over your champion will have a 100% on
Bulk on.
Orra!
Orra!
Orra!
Yes!
Watch every ability.
That's a Q.
It's like a dash.
You go for it.
It's three dashes.
That's a W.
It stuns them.
Read it.
And this goes forward to wherever your mouse is.
It goes forward.
That's an R.
It gives you extra R.
Dantez, are you sure?
Yes.
Yes, do it.
Okay.
Wait, Dantez, why?
Because I'm gifted?
Yes.
Well, Dinkseed.
Dinkseed.
You know how Mura keeps trying himself the chosen one?
one yes bro yes give this special one bro yes yes bro that what does that even
mean man you know it doesn't really you're the fucking dumbass special means
that you're like low key better than everyone else in every way the only
thing Muda was chosen to do is carry the burden of the biggest nose in the world
But you're the special one that's in for challenge or a league do you understand me?
Yes, bro. Yes. Yes
100% in Wukong, bro. Let's go. Yep. Yeah, one game on him. That's why
Hey, buddy, I
Yo, Muda you are ungrateful. Whatever you get carried you little
Oh god! Guys! Guys!
IT'S YOUR ATTENCES SILVER!
Wait, who? What? What?
Enemy's your at this silver, enemy's your at this silver, enemy's your at this silver.
Wait, why does that matter? Why does that matter? He's a bot.
Yeah, I know, I'm just hanging over.
Oh wait, wait, wait, but that's what Muda's playing against, right?
Yep.
So, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What do you mean, you stack up against Silver, bro?
Alright, I'm a first time character, by the way.
Yes, bro, yes, bro.
Mooda I'm gonna say is bigger would run United this game
Yes, bro. Okay, okay. Wait, wait. Mooda played a game, bro. I just pushed the Q to the top feel on keep up the queue
You see how you see the timer it like ticks down. Oh, you got three times on your tubes. Okay, Thanks
Why did you start to so I want you to all the time in between?
Okay
I want you to auto then Q because it's like the Mastery W.
You remember how Mastery W resets your auto?
You auto in between your Qs.
You can Q point.
Say that again. Say that again.
Auto Q. Auto Q.
Because it's like, you know how Mastery has W?
It's like an auto attack cancel, right?
Yes.
It's the same with Wukong's Q.
So if you auto and then Q, then you're good.
It's not a really the most overcast in the world.
Yeah, but wait till you're level 3.
Get your full spike at level 3.
I don't want you to be too low. Okay, we're done. Don't it you can't in don't
Your Q can be used to dodge ability like what's the Q look where you look what it out. Do you see how it dashes it?
Sack up
Don't let it go down
Then waiting for this that actually a wukong talk to that
Yeah
You see you know one of Bukong's voice lines is
My face is at the top
You're taking a shield
Listen
Contest we got a
We always have a middle-eater problem
W W Jax
Refill that's it refill that's it
What am I look press EQ right now?
EQ you tell I need a whole tabby whole tabby forget how much oh it's actually
It gives you a shield and dashes you forward like do you keep press on it's been time he cute
He's out. He's out. Just made you go forward
Not so no one you change to slip for the blue and to ground you got it
Wait, the same Wukong is Master Yi's student? He is?
Your cursor is where you're gonna go, okay?
Yes, bro. Yes, bro. I'm not even kidding.
Your cursor is where your Q or your E is gonna be going.
Okay.
And Jinkid, do you wanna hear something even crazier?
Yeah, talk to me. Talk to me, Poppy.
The Japanese voice of I, the voice Wukong and Japanese,
is the same voice that Graspopu.
You didn't even do a language at all, does he?
Oh, you dead ass!
I said to God!
Look, go in the middle of that and press W.
You see how I just stunned that?
Bro, I thought it was actually...
Press Q and go card now
It stuns
Double your Q
Press E Q towards any direction
You see?
Yeah, there you go
You feel it out now, right?
Yes, yes
I want you to keep doing it
You don't have any mana
I'll do this, you're going to my box
Oh, I never know or no
Gee, he's going to stun if you try though
You could try, but the leech will get some range
Okay, low-key maybe Sivir and Deseret
Nothing more than that
Daddy's coming, daddy's coming
Get ready
Wait, wait for Jinxy
all right what do you want coach all right go on he's running he's running
can't take it what are you giving me oh your mother fucker you're not gonna get
anyway you know see if the cops up get the cop and then get the Krugs what
how am I beating you to come in bro like you gotta wake up bro oh my god like
Like it's connected to the... can I find this?
Okay, uh, no no, because he's getting back up.
Like, he's just gonna run away, so I don't think he can do anything.
Like, he's never gonna die here.
So what you do is you just play for your refill, okay?
Buzzles, what do you want? Stop them reading, what?
What, EQ?
So, you either shield, you want to use it to engage on them, okay?
Or you want to just bank down.
Not to rock 4p, you're dragging all this stuff.
Now come back and use your auto-touch and your abilities.
Okay, but if you're too low now, so I want you to get level six first, okay?
Lock him bro, dead ass please, good job.
The combo would be you'd eat Q towards them and just auto attack them to use your abilities.
Okay, so you're going to pay on the ropher, and then after it's okay.
Flash.
Flash.
You're too low.
Your sets fed is so good.
Get ready to push E, get ready to push E.
Move to center tower, sets fed.
First me, first me, first me.
So Jynxie, what are you going to do is someone can play ropher's all the way to Gromp.
You see how you can use dash towards them, wherever you click.
Joan top Joan top
Listen, you're gonna get the gromp and then you're gonna invade his bot side. Okay
Now you're gonna invade his Raptors invade his Raptors come
It's not to stop keep pushing keep it no no don't eat this is such a good game right now my god, this is so good
It's that smurfing by the way. He's hard smurfing
I love how we always get the source on the R team.
Yeah, definitely.
I'm a 1v1, I'm a 1v1, I currently go to 37 and all against me.
She was not smart, but I'll kill you everything.
Should I find a sum?
She might get a sum.
Muda help!
Smite this at 1000, smite at 1000.
Smite.
Oh, okay.
I love la par, I love la par, I love la par.
Go in, go in, go in, you don't need to run.
Knight, EQ, EQ!
No, EQ, I want it, EQ, I want it, EQ, I want it, EQ.
No, it's not on the way.
Don't think you can't hit!
Muda, where you going?
Muda, where you going?
Go for the right, go for the right, go for the right, go for the right.
I'm in such a jungler death.
This character is so good.
I'm going to go to GenC.
I want you to board over this Krog wall.
You could have walked to the edge and then eat on it.
Okay, there you go.
Go for it.
There's a turret there.
Oh, there you go.
Coach, no flank, right?
I have no R.
No flank.
Yep, exactly.
You're going to want to recall because look how much gold you have, bro.
You're missing money bags right now.
Wait, I actually can't get it.
Go for Gank.
Go for Gank.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look how far they are.
Look how far they are, bro.
It's so free.
So then I'm gonna tell the audience
She's very she's going going going flashy and she's very high skilled. It's pretty everything you asked for
Learner. I want you to press I want you if you're in range. He doesn't have stun. Yeah, that's it. That's it. Yeah, RQ
Okay, if he's in this now, no
Tinksy
Oh, should we call we have to steal this
I'm so rich 525 out of gold. Let's fucking go
You're fucking go.
You can't remember. Train Force has your frontside in it.
When you press R twice, when you press your first R, it gave you a long sword.
That was the impoverished.
Train Force, Train Force, Train Force, Train Force.
Sorry, dad. We have forgot, daddy. Spank me.
Yeah!
Yeah, if you are, you are using it for everything.
Ah!
Why is it...
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Yeah, you like that, huh?
What a lot. It's a...
Ah!
Close your ears.
I know you too!
What a cover he is!
Cause he's satisfied!
Okay, now listen,
first thoughts about Fokker.
Just keep hitting him.
Now it's free, Jinxy.
You see items.
If he walks up in melee range,
you wanna fight him.
Holy jungler, do you see this?
I thought I saw you see this.
Yep.
Look, Jinxy, the thing is that
what the CS gap is for the jungle
is inverse for the medley.
I have to do more. I have to do more I know yeah
You know
Doing with muda is like a one guy in a route that has to wait on his ankles does that make sense? Yeah, yeah
Yes, exactly
Now this you look on the walls going going going going going going
Okay, now jinx the ask your duo if he's enjoying his ribbon game. You are you enjoying your ribbon game?
You're doing good. Don't worry. Rubble look at my CS count.
Alright, so now look for the blue one to the uh
I
Nice no Q and then art are all right. Nice. No Q again Q again Q again Q and R
Nice
No, no
All that all that wave tax bitch
Wait, why is you come broken?
Jinxie, I'm about to tell you something that's gonna make you fucking go crazy. Are you ready?
Oh, that was almost an E!
Talk to me.
Talk to me.
Don't call me Kalna's friend of yours.
You need to be, you need to be, you need to be, you need to be.
Oh my god, wait, how? Cuz he, cuz he's st- he knocks him up, he knocks him out.
No, it's because you have so much armor that he can't actually fight you.
That was almost, that was very good though.
Bro, this is actually a Jody champion.
Keep fighting?
Oh no.
Finish it.
Yes! Fight this! You'll fight him! Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight!
He's gonna stop your base again.
That was Q's and Q's. Just go over there and-
What's your number?
E-M-N-W?
Yep.
Now a Q.
Bro!
No, just characters broken!
Can I fight this one out?
No, no, no.
Go to the bush that I recall.
Bro, wait a minute.
Alright, actually, yeah, take that kill.
Take it, kill.
And then also take his cannon.
It's okay, Muda.
Jinx is getting your cannon.
Take a good hand now.
Hey, sit in my chair, Muda.
Sit in my chair, Muda.
Put it in your hands.
Muda, your cannon.
Take the cannon.
Take the cannon.
Take the cannon.
Take the cannon.
Take the cannon.
Muda, I'm fiving out.
Just fending out.
Take the next one, take the next one, take the next one.
Muda, have fun, just press your buttons.
How am I supposed to ever step out?
Have fun, just press your buttons, keep using your buttons.
My god.
Muda, press your buttons, press QE.
Muda, I'm driving out, just bend over.
Keep dashing, keep dashing.
Thank you, bold.
Bro, I get recalled.
Thanks for your recall.
Your lobby's character's good.
One lot of scars.
Yes, I know, bro.
This guy's way better than you.
What is he doing?
And think about it, bro.
Dude, unironically, Muda's best contribution today was when you wait for him so you don't like trolling him and how you thought of Wukong.
Think about it.
So, how about Stilkaps? Stilkaps is more chad.
Uh, yeah, Stilkaps is more chad.
Bro, oh my god.
No, don't make me talk about Wukong.
That's perfect.
Crugs, crugs, crugs.
Remember, crugs, snobbabs, crugs, crugs, crugs.
Someone in my chat...
Someone in my chat named Exilibri said smite it next time on the cannon.
Okay, so Jinxy, we're gonna have to practice. After you take these Wappers, you're gonna
practice Mighty Mechanen Med. Go!
Oh my god.
It's like a training tool.
If I hadn't done it, I would just shoot myself, bro. I would just shoot myself.
In minecraft!
No, it's real life!
It makes you go mid, go mid now, go mid now, get the cannon, get the cannon.
It's okay, Mood Up, we're getting another cannon on Jinxy. It's not in vain.
Okay, run in with W, run in with W, like run in with Invist and then can you on him?
Yeah, and then I'm like, smite, smite, smite, smite, smite!
Okay, oh god.
That's fine, that's fine.
Get away from my fucking ninja!
Take away, take away, take away, take away.
Bro, don't take my wit!
It's okay, Muto, just feel all the champion, do you like it?
Press QE, that's his wit, that's his wit, the time goes on more.
Dodge, dodge, dodge, the circles!
I'm chasing!
Good calls, uh, coach. Thanks for letting me know as I'm dying. Appreciate it.
I can't even buy some of this guy now.
You know what you can do?
You can get ready if he walks up to you.
I want you to ERQ and if you're in the range of your enemy.
Jynxy, you're flying to the enemy midlaner, makes him want more gold.
So tell Muto to save you.
Thank you for giving him your shot down.
Muto, you're welcome for your future shot down that you're gonna get.
I'm gonna fucking lose my mind.
Playing with you guys is literally sickening.
Let me sicken you.
You can't fight him now, now you can't fight him now, you can't, now you can't fight him
now.
You can't, you're level, you're three levels down Mooda, you're three levels down.
Okay.
Use your ability to dodge, you have your Q to dodge and your E to dodge, yes, you see
how he goes forward?
all right so now you're gonna look for your bot side after the rafters now
Joan mid see if there's a cannon minion there wait for Jinxie wait for Jinxie can
you look for something mid oh yeah there's a cannon that Jinxie is up right on
the way trust yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I think you got it nice nice okay take
the wave take the wave nice nice it's okay that's his wave not because he's
That's his way. That's Jinx. He's way
That's Jinx. He's taking his plates. Take them at plate 2. Push mid. Take his place.
That's greedy. That's greedy. Brother, he's starving.
Every time I play with these guys, it's like I slurred at God.
It's like I'm just a cock man.
Salvation Army.
Muda, pro tip. Muda, if you want to get out of the cock chat, let's start with getting a positive KDA.
He's running a hard champion.
Don't eat you. Let me see you eat you.
Wait wait, GenC, wait!
I'm just sickening as you and me being together.
You can't have that!
You can't have that!
Pop your pods!
That's human!
Nah, GenC's fine.
Oh no!
Actually, don't take the wave!
Take the wave!
There's a cannon!
Wait, no!
That's a lot!
It's a lot!
It's a lot!
You got it!
You got it!
You got it!
You got it!
Enough, GenC.
Okay, so now, GenC, after you take the dragon, right now you guys are doing something called
a non-consensual funnel.
It's a sentry where you take all this resources and you funnel them to you.
to you. What about him saying yes. He's a dashing. Q's a dashing. Okay? Yes. Yes.
Yes. You can flash on him. You can flash on him. Okay. Muda, do you consent to the
non-consensual funnel happening mid lane? Yes or no? My client does not consent from
the minion waves. No. Well, there's a reason why there's a non in front of the
word then. Go get the wave, Jinxie. How's Muda? Oh, I should wait. Yeah, run him a W,
I'm a W and then E and then R
E and then R, are two R?
R on R?
Yes!
Now two and then R?
Okay take the cannon!
Take the cannon, Jason!
This is yours!
Fuck!
Okay take the mid turret!
Take the mid turret!
Take the mid turret!
Take the mid turret!
If he's gonna get the cannon and kill,
he'll get the fucking turret.
You understand now?
That's okay.
You're not going to recall.
Okay, okay, in Jinx's defense, Hums didn't specify who takes the win.
And Jinx needs the fence.
Yes bro, so I'm 6-1, just let me get that.
Okay, you're gonna get a red.
No recall.
You're gonna recall and you're gonna buy some of this.
I gotta stop, gosh.
Yeah, stop.
Go in this green.
No, no, not that one.
That one, yes.
Okay, I want to get two longswords.
Okay, so now I'll get this and then we call it.
better plan
yep
do that one time you it's like
this is where i mean james it's like both
watching you play as like watching tiger woods play golf bro when he was like
five years old
it's like there's something about this boy bro
it's like watching anakin skywalker
or a looped skywalker fighting obi-wan
you guys are sick you guys are fucking sick
you guys are fucking sick
bro muda you gotta just let the carries happen sometimes man you're the only one
losing lane
I wonder why bro, I wonder why, because every single time I go to fight my god is no cannons or midi-eads!
Okay, Muda, the only time he takes your cannons is when you die bro, low key.
You could fight him if he dies, if he dies, you don't die?
Like Muda, Muda, you know what it's like, it's like you have a guy that's starving to death, so he's sitting there and he's like stealing from other people,
and then afterwards you blame him for stealing but not for starving.
But dude, if he wasn't starving, he wouldn't be stealing, does that make sense?
Yes, but literally
All right now I want you to pay for the crowds now Jinxie what we're gonna do is we're gonna try getting
We're gonna try getting to understand
Spitting farmers. Oh, you know, yeah gang talk here. Look me up your support. Look at the map. Sure. I can play gang talk here
Sure, sure. I should know go ahead
Don't throw yet. Do not throw yet. Okay flash. Maybe to take some of the E
Don't throw your ult unless you blow. You do more than we need. Wait, just talk. Dang, it does look good. No, no, no
Yeah, get it get it get it
Okay, now go go
Jinxie Jinxie listen
Okay, you can see every time you see mooters about to get a cannon
I want you to stay in your best Star Wars voice
And then just kill from him, okay
Nice, nice, nice, go, go, go, go med, go med jincey.
Humset, go med jincey.
Go take the mid bait.
Mooder, go med, mooder, go med.
Go for blue buff.
Go somewhere, go somewhere.
Yeah, but, yeah, but the prom jinxes that Humset has, he thinks that we're the mooder.
He wants you to, he wants you to take the cannons.
Dude, get out of my hand, psycho.
I'm just invading this guy, cause this guy can't play the game.
Hey, get endless hunger.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Guys, I know a jungler that has an endless hunger for cannons.
GenC go mid after this WorldCamp
No dude, seriously, I'm gonna fucking, oh my god!
GenC doesn't get it, we need to get arrested, we need to get arrested
Stay away from my cannon!
GenC, that cannon has your name written on it
Go ahead GenC, fast! No! You need to get this GenC, you need to get this
Fast, fast, fast, fast! Yes!
Okay, now get the wrappers, get the wrappers
We'll lock you, we'll lock you, we'll lock you
It's alright, so now what you're gonna do?
Do you like the champion though? Do you see how you're dashing a lot though? Or no?
It's not what I wanted to do.
No, no, do you like the champion? Yes or no?
Get out of here, get out of here, get out of here.
But do you not see the damage?
I do like it, bro, but I can't do what I do on the own edge. It's so ploppy.
What do you do? What do you want on this champion? Way more.
Y'all just click a lot more.
Hold on, is Wukong better or my teammates just literally scaling? You're like the top laners?
No, I'm not I'm telling you Jinxie it's like Tiger Woods asking if the driver's broken when he gets a hole in one
Like though you're just a god to help her with a god to your fucking like
That is actually better than Warwick and like he yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
We feel okay. Let's watch. I go towards you. I'm Jinxie. Oh, actually, I think I might be a cannon man. Let's get that first
oh my god
it's like out of
jimsy mid first
i wanna go jack i wanna go jack i wanna go jack
i wanna go jack
no but you have 10 seconds to kill him
muda's already dead
go get the mid
get the mid
okay muda muda muda
wow
it's okay it's okay
muda
muda while jimsy is farming mid wave
i want you to look at how a real man farms minions
okay
okay guys i'm a f***ing
i'm a f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing
now go with the dragon
You can't even go top or mid here, okay?
Just go mid.
When you're going to lane, always go to Q and E. It's a dash. It makes you go fast.
Okay, spread out 1,400. 1,400. It's like, nice!
Okay, fight, fight, fight. EQ on. Nice. Q again. Nice, go ahead.
Look at the river, look at the river.
This is okay. Now go in, go in on the...
Hit the river.
Okay, nice. Good.
Running.
You might need to back off.
off the rest
yes
oh my god oh my god
i'm the greatest of all time
i'm the fucking greatest
i'm the fucking greatest
i'm the greatest
jincey
you know what i think you deserve
why
another fucking cannon go med now
i won't buff i won't buff
i won't go med
i won't move to my guild
But no, Jinx, you have to understand that the reason I'm taking Muda's cannons is to make him become a better player.
Because he's always...
Shut up!
Muda! Muda! Muda!
Listen, Muda.
Muda, listen. Nobody's doing this to Troy, bro. We're doing it for your improvement.
Because the more you...
Muda! The more cannons you lose...
Muda! Muda, listen. The more cannons you lose because you're dead, the more you're gonna get incentivized to not die.
We're just doing basic psychology, bro. This is because of
Yes
If you don't have Jynxiel done, that's 3 cannons.
Okay, Jynxiel, tell Hibis 3 cannons to get out to the west.
That is no need to get all 3.
Jynxiel, I want to look at how much CS you have right now. Look at this.
Yeah, I'm actually like I'm a threat to any lobby I enter
Okay
See that dodge
They're in that bush, maybe
But he's like they have even there you can jump all you can jump all the way to Q3 Q3 jump over
So look at my CS
Nice try. So he just silenced you there so you can't really do that.
Nice try though. It's a good try.
I like the play though.
Oh my god.
Oh I'm the go- I'm the go- I'm the go-
Okay.
Bro, the sky is 10 out of 1 by now.
You wanna-
I wonder why- I wonder why- I wonder why it's 10 out of 1.
I think this guy has taken...
10 OF MY WHAAAAAAVES!
Hold on come in dumb dumb. I gotta don't worry. I'll win that was I was just every game
Any for now on that you all you
Jinxie I want you to tell mood it right now say look at how real men farm and now just sit here and
Pro 10 and one talk that that's actually crazy
Look at your CS Jynxy. Look at your CS.
10 in 1 man! 239 CS! I'm the best Wukong in A!
Bro, Jynxy, you know what's actually crazy though?
Normally junglers are supposed to have less CS than their laners.
They're gonna have literally like 50% of your farm in this game bro.
You know, stupid fuck, stupid fuck, I wonder why you're making my fucking deal.
Are you retarded? Are you retarded?
Man, you wanna be a fucking
You just tell us now
No, no, no, no, I'm the, I'm the, I'm the
You think you're a fucking
I'm just telling you
Can we talk and make a better rule
How Jixi is not allowed to take that fucking face, please
There's no way to do it, bro
You know, Jixi makes you mother fucker
Look at the camera, look at the camera
Jixi, look at the fucking camera right now
Look at the fucking camera
Listen up, you motherfucker
Fuck
Ok, I'm gonna see
I'm gonna see
Stop taking my fucking wings
I am not having fun
I wanna kill myself every time
My mid laner skates on me scales on me ten fulls and you're running around there and dumb dumb
There is no
Like shut up
Listen, what up? What up? Listen to me?
He may have greased you but your you just played one of the hardest stamps in the game and you went even you did good
That's all right. It doesn't matter if you're good. You still wanted to end the day
Yeah
I think I think we all deserve to give mood a round of applause because this is the first game today
They didn't go negative so everybody
My god
Right now the problem is though, that Jinxie's not reefing as well.
Maybe if you stop dying in lane you wouldn't take your wave.
Beast Monkey! What are you saying?
Oh, you're not lying. Beast Monkey is lowkey spitting.
The only time Jinxie ever takes to wave is when you're not there to get it.
And then you won't.
I thought you don't die, but if you don't die you won't take your waves.
Yep
Listen to him and in high love you die your don't gonna take your waves because there's no point you if you're not gonna get it
He's gonna take it. Yo, mood up. Listen to me. Listen to me
I know like I understand you have CTE mood up if you're dead
It's either the tower or me, bro. I'm taking that is true like I'm taking it bro. Come on. Stop. Yeah
Stop fucking dying like you're in a good matchup. Go ribbon first. Don't you win this you win his heart
What are you gonna do?
I'm looking for you
What it's like you go out with your friend and you go up to a random girl, right?
And you try picking her up and the first thing you tell her is that you shit your pants off
No, no, no, no listen
No, it's like you go up to him and the first thing you say is, yo, I just shit my pants.
It smells horrible.
And then she's like, ew, and she walks away.
And then your friend actually talks to her properly, right?
And then he gets her number.
And then you're getting mad at your friend.
But it's like, bro, if you didn't tell her that you shit your pants, then she once
have started ghosting you.
So it's your fault, bro.
You need to be a better man and realize that if you were a better langer and if you were
better at the game, your waves won't be getting stolen, bro.
So you better actually thank Jeng-C.
Every time he takes your cannon, you say thank you, Jinxy, because it shows that he cares.
It shows that he loves you and wants you to improve, bro.
Thank you. That's everything I was thinking.
Like, literally thank you.
Bro, I'm not taking your way to troll you.
Like, I'm taking your way to show you.
Stop dying. I want you to be better.
To be fair, to be fair, to be fair, to be fair, to be fair, to be fair, you fucking retards are fucking out.
To be fair!
What do you guys mean?
What do you guys mean?
What do you guys mean as I'm fair?
If you die, they're gonna take your cannon.
Yo, yo, retort, yo, retort, I wasn't dead!
I WASN'T DEAD!
I WASN'T DEAD, I WASN'T DEAD, YOU STUPID STUPID-
You were!
You were dead!
You know, I wasn't, there was a time where I was literally alive and dawned as a saint, you're mean, you're mean!
One time, I don't give a fuck if it happened one time, it's not happened!
Okay, listen.
Listen, what's the matter?
Beat up.
Yeah.
What's up, you're against the furry, you know the dog thing, right?
you know she doesn't know run a prediction we'll move away tonight
okay there's much run a prediction will Mooda win a lane tonight yes or no
I have two games left.
Probably fucking no.
I'm on breakfast.
I literally just get there.
I want to just fuck you.
I know how it works.
I know how it works.
I know how it works.
I'm on breakfast.
Do you see me?
Yeah, that's actually correct.
So, JC, JC, there's nothing.
I suddenly took a hand and you do that dance.
Okay?
Okay, I'm just going to say that Muda, you really need to relax.
You really need to relax like it's really becoming a lot. We're not sitting here. We're not supposed to be victim to your emotions right now. Please show
See your dogs she can throw her dogs at you she presses Q you'll see it. That's one to dodge a second you
You see that's a big damage. You need to dodge the second shot. So Jensy talked about folk here
Bro not as only used to his OP mood up
No more excuses
Every ability that you use, everybody use, you see your pots about one now.
Oh, did you see what I see?
Yes, I did.
Ha ha ha ha!
Raya, Jinx is here.
Jinx is not yet though.
Watch out, watch out, watch out!
Oh, that's crazy.
God, Jinx, that's okay, that's okay, you got level 2 game, that's fine.
He already got level 2.
I'm getting ganked, why am I getting ganked 30 seconds into the game?
Wow, Luda, Luda, it's almost like what Jinx experiences when your mid laner rotates first
and then he never gets that pop, bro.
Yes, you see how she goes up. Yeah, the second only ball now the job test
Yeah, dragon dragon dragon, and then he's like he's five seconds late
Now listen, this is a good new share Jynxie you're gonna play for your folk here for this character is so fucking good on ironically
Wait wait, we're gonna come from this get away get the way get the way you can't promise
Yes
Give me a lot bush everybody. Okay. All right. Nice. Now go get the ball
That's okay, we take that way
You can all in okay
I'm not gonna lie to you, I don't even think challenger players might as good outside.
That was such a challenger level play.
Get closer and use your abilities, auto in between your abilities.
Every time you use your Q, auto between it.
Now listen, look on the gromp, after the gromp, we're gonna walk mid.
So right now, Moodus OHP, that means another cannon could be ours for the taking soon.
Yo, yo, yo, pop your pot.
Alright, nice.
Now, Jynx, you're gonna walk mid.
Walk mid, up the tree.
You can't get you to get there get the wrong place perfect. I think you're here
And by John Barton but yep, go for this go for this
I'm broke late if you're right click on the first long story or you can just type in this up
No, you can just forget you can recall
Okay, I'm a Q Q e into a wave always Q e into a wave. Okay. Yes. No, JT
What the fuck are we doing man?
You're crushing up in five, bro. Don't do that, please
But I had a play sorry sir
JT listen listen for you guys sometimes you gotta let me limit test. I want to be great. I want to be faker
Okay, yep
Yo, Muda you haven't won a lane since nom
We're getting 3xcx, what are we saying?
We're watching the same fucking game, Hums?
No, I'm gonna be honest.
My client is getting cancer.
Hums, I'm not gonna lie, you'd actually be great at being like a specialised teacher, bro.
They would say the most diabolical answers ever, and you'd be like the most encouraging guy.
Loki, that's your calling.
Did he not tell me to do that earlier?
Oh, now that they know.
Yeah, but no, but that's what I'm saying, you're good at it, it's your own.
I learned.
They're not- no, no, don't say this shit there. I'm done. I can't stand hightily by and watch Humb say they're fucking smurfing again.
Muda, they're not smurfing! He's bronze, man! win your lane! This is not rocket science, it's in bronze, nefuri!
Oh, he's smurfing, he's smurfing, but that's okay.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
You're gonna have to get away now. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
I'm gonna treat I'm gonna treat. I'm gonna treat
Get a boost, Mora. Get a boost
I'm not gonna go for the boost. Alright go for the Gromp Gromp Gromp Gromp Gromp Gromp Gromp Gromp
That was a really clean kill. QE into wave. QE into wave
I'm not gonna lie if you found that faster, Jeansy would never even had the opportunity to get the cannon
I literally want to take one more turn, I don't know.
So, although it's like in between your queues, okay? You want to use your passive. You see how it's a two right now on your passive?
Okay, I forgot to dance, not dance.
Press Q again? Press Q again?
I know what's next.
Now, Jinxie, I want you to start screaming. Your future clients are in danger.
I
Wanted to say quick time event failed rotation was not received
Yeah, you weren't there for dragons, so you know what time it is
Like how is it impossible to stand a five minutes, but I've had three
This is actually turning me into a god tier slight smite on a god tier.
The right one that you got here.
I'm telling you bro.
I'm getting so good at CS'ing.
Yes.
Okay, now listen, I just want to say, there's a bit of misinformation going around that
Jinx's griefing Muta.
Guys, if Faker was getting his cannon stolen, he would still drop 20 kills.
Well, I don't think training Muta to become the next Faker because we believe in him.
This is all for his development.
Yeah, yeah, yeah auto yeah auto in between yeah auto in between there you go. Yeah, no go roughers roughers
Oh perfect. That's what it does. We perfect. We just did was really perfect. You say auto
It's like in between your buddies. That was literally perfect. I want to see more of that
We did perfect. You can even do on a minion
All right, so now what you're gonna do jing see you're gonna clear your bot side, okay?
I was that was literally the first time you did that was perfect keep doing that if you did which ultimately does even more damage
is that me sense yes it's okay you're applying pressure you're applying
pressure it's okay save one of your dashes kids again again she could do
again careful now and now jinx I wanted to tell Muda damn must really suck when
and the enemy jungler is in your lane
Mude you're really killing the vibrant now bro
light's on
oh really really not jinxie taking my
TEMPT GEDDED
well listen
okay jinxie
alright mude let me ask you a question bro
in life the only thing we can control is our own emotions
when jinxie takes your cannon he's smiling
the fact that you're miserable just shows
that it's a mental gap between you and him
so start smiling bro
it's worth it
No, gank bot.
You can go on. Actually, I'm going to go on.
I think there's a guy on the left.
Hey, Muda Muda, come come come come come come come.
You can stay, shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
And stay the fuck away from me.
Should I fight this?
Should I fight this? Can I fight him here?
Yeah, fight him. Make sure they kill the minions first.
Jengxi, you need to fight all the minions first.
Okay, Ian, Ian. Okay, nice.
Wait, help him.
E-E?
No.
No, he doesn't need to be helped.
Okay, take the wave, take the wave. Muda didn't help you. Take the wave.
Got it.
You're supposed to help your jungler. This is literally what's gonna happen.
Well, you can dive him now, okay? He's low.
Alright, so when you dive Jinxie, you let Muda tank everything, and if he doesn't, then you'll take his next wave.
R?
And then R2's to throw it, okay?
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, Bobba, Bobba.
Run away.
No, don't wait, don't wait, don't wait.
Nice.
Night, night.
Night.
I know I know.
Take the next wave, take the next wave, take the next wave, take the next wave, you deserve
it.
Listen to my-
Take the fuck off of me!
Fuck it!
You're not even good at sessing.
How am I better at sessing than in a fucking jungle?
Why, why, why?
I'm a fucking high-end, a fucking high-end, a fucking high-end, up on my own wings!
Sorry, one second, I'm solo-carrying.
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
I need to kill this guy.
Wait, I need to kill this guy.
Coach, I need to kill this guy.
Wait, you can? You can?
No, you don't have the damage, you don't have the damage.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you.
That's why I love you. You always keep me in play.
Yeah, I got you.
You're sitting on 350 gold. Go back!
No, get the chain force and then go for the steel cups.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm gonna miss my wave, coach.
I'm literally gonna miss my wave.
Yo, Muda, every time I press that, I see Jinx,
the lowest yes in the lobby maybe try Annie she's pretty easy to farm with
just sell something out of everyone in this game bro
wait Renekton said gg no jungler yeah just ignore him he can go fuck
himself what are you just saying I'm a nightly man because he died he's always
Spending yeah, I want any time in chat say to the do dr. Doofen schmertz laugh
Okay, get double nice, you know get the Raptors. I guess you can see
Chasing
I need to put your foot down. Don't let it take you.
Get ready, get ready, get ready, get ready.
You need to build the last hit.
Go dragon.
Dragon around. Dragon around.
Do not go. Do not go. Don't go. Don't go. Don't go.
You can't find this.
Yes, this is good.
Who's actually talking to me?
I'm just talking about this. This is good.
So Q and then there you go.
Nice keep fighting.
You can use your ears up your ears up. You can look for
Okay, no jc. I want you to push the wave and die push the wave and die. Okay, you're doing this
Yep, hold your bellies now go on go on go on go on go on
You want things about good as well above you good as well. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Yeah, this is your turn. This is your redemption. Oh, yes, exactly good. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck it, fuck it.
That's like, that's worth, that's worth like two cannons.
Yo, uh, Jynxie, what do you think Julevin,
what do you think about your Medliner
griefing his own lane, society red?
Um, I don't know, I'd have to see about that.
Okay.
It's not about your end of the dragon.
Yep, exactly.
It's good, you got playstyle, you got playstyle,
it's really good.
your laner is not there remember her ultimate can jump on top I think that's
the ultimate right wait Adonis is the third ultimate when I jump on you yes
yes yep that's how nowadays W is when she goes untargetable okay okay yes walk
back nice walk back I want you to go all the way back and press B to get your
boots okay the glutton is green Jinx if he's recalling there's a cannon wave
that's right here stay stay don't get in there stay stay stay stay don't okay
Jinxie no no Jinxie go for the cannon Jinxie I want you to use your Q
Use your Q to last at the cannon.
Use your auto W to last it.
Q to last at bomb.
No!
Very good, very good.
Fight this, fight this, fight this, fight this.
Yeah, go in here.
Oh my god.
R, R, R?
Yes?
Okay, so Jinxie, the reason why you lost that was because you didn't let your arch on the floor.
Okay.
Bro, I gotta get my flash though, coach. I don't think I should be going for cannons.
Endless hunger, endless hunger.
Yeah, no, it's okay. Okay, so now, Jynxy, undo what you just bought and then go for the Summoner's Sky.
Summoner's pot?
I don't know. I don't think Muda's sold you on pot fight.
Endless hunger. Endless hunger. Endless hunger.
Now, what are you gonna do, Jynxy, is you're gonna play for your blue and clear your bot side.
Got it.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I don't like this character, coach.
But you're really doing good. Your first time you're going even like that's really good. This champ is really hard
Well, you're doing good
Jinx did you have any words of encouragement for moda hang it up
Okay, so we're gonna do is just play for the wolves and then afterwards you're gonna look on the ground
You don't need your ultimate you level 11. She's level 10 you can start killing
Okay, if you auto in between your Q's, you do a lot of damage in the middle.
You want to use your passive. Your passive gives you extra AD.
It makes it get extra damage on an auto attack.
Okay, go bot, go bot, GenC. Bot, bot, bot, bot.
You're getting a hang of it. I can see it. You're getting a hang of it.
You're trying to jump the Ashe?
Yes, always.
No, you can EQ her. You can EQ her, yep.
I'll just use her. Okay, so she used one of her main abilities, okay?
Nice.
That makes her invulnerable. You can't really hit her.
Oh, fuck.
Oh yeah, you got this, Elbow.
Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, nice, good.
So now JNC, you're gonna invade his crugs, invade his crugs, see his crugs.
How long does it take to attack? 30 seconds?
Yeah, take the next wave too if you want.
You do server.
20 seconds? I know, I know.
Okay, so you know how you can stay home, attack her, or hit her?
That's just one attack, hold on, so you wanna play around that.
Now we're gonna do this after this, we're gonna look on the red.
Yes, that's really good, yes, very nice trade right there.
Now it's a second Q.
Go to the red, go to the red now, the red now, the red.
Joan red?
Joan red?
No, so she just got the rev tower.
That means you take everything.
Take her after her soon.
No, she might gank mid.
So we need to wait and then maybe gank.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
What are you doing?
Oh, you can auto me.
No, no, yeah, you're going in.
Look up, look up, look up.
Fash, fash, fashy, fashy, fashy.
That W E auto.
It's good shut down good shut down. We got you go there if you remember just auto attack. Don't prioritize your books
Unless you can auto attack. Okay, uh
Mind your own
Okay, just one. Yeah, I mean run. What does that mean run? Why I'm what happens on me? Okay?
What is that fucking mean?
Under that I think you think I didn't get a pickaxe on me and I have no flash coach
Okay, I'm do I'm doing jing see jing see calm down for a second. So come down jing see I want you to hub up your art read what it does
Oh, got it. I can R away. My bad. I don't know. I think I know all you know all you know all
I think this submit yeah, so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna play for top the bottom there now
Listen, I'm gonna be honest the fact that your midlaner sound 20 CS makes the game a bit hard
But if we can look to dragons on the one yeah, got it
I'm all over this
Jinx, I want to be all over this like you're fucking melted cheese on a grilled cheese sandwich, do you understand me?
Got it.
Your midlaner's bot, you can get this basic free for you.
Like, oh, do it on the turret, it does extra damage, it does push you.
See, it does extra damage on the turret.
Alright.
So now look for the rat, and then afterwards you play rat, it's all the way to crud.
Your next auto-attack does damage.
It empowers your next auto-attack.
Okay, so now look at the bot side.
Just like that, E again, E again for the X1.
Yes, use your ability.
Go to your bot side and then invade his bot side.
Q auto. Q auto.
We gotta lock in this game coach, we gotta lock in.
This is good to go.
It's the first one I've ever seen in my life, genuinely.
If you chase me, you can turn on him.
Alright, better bet.
You can fight him.
Go in, go in, go in, go in, go in.
Actually, I should fight him.
What I'm coming on coming on coming on coming on coming on that's what we have to die
Wait in this bush when this bush okay go for the rappers now the red buff is up to you. I get run away run away run away
Look look look at Jinxie look at Jinxie. Run away run away run away
You have more again. You can argue again
Remuda you're so fucking
Yeah, bro, it's me you fucking dumbass. Yeah
Yeah, you're right bro. You're right. You're right.
Okay, it's okay. You're learning the champion. That's totally fine.
Jinxie. Jinxie.
You're not bad, Moodle.
As a coach, I need to hold you accountable.
You did it once before you could do it again.
You've sold.
How did I sell? How did I sell? What did I do wrong? How?
What did I tell you about your ult and holding onto it for the full duration?
Read your passive, Moodle. Can you hover over it? Can you read it?
Your passive.
Like, you know what, you explain things really weirdly.
What? You mean tapping an R? Tapping R then tapping it again?
Jinxie, Jinxie. It's like, are you groupless to us what? You tell me it's 4 and then 5 minutes later you say it's 5 and then you blame me for being a bad math teacher.
Well you're saying I double tapped R too fast? Is that what you're saying?
Yes, you keep double tapping it. When you press it you need to just let it time out the entire melody until it stops spinning.
Good job.
You press R until it stops spinning, go to dragon.
But I have blue buff.
Fuck your blue buff, get dragon.
Well it's already too late right?
Dude, okay go dragon after.
You can go dragon here, remember Moon it's the same macro, like you wanna play for objectives.
Go on, good boy run away.
No, that's right behind you, yep it's right there, you can either help for dragon or you
can zone them, which is basically like not letting them come in.
I want you to go bot here and keep pushing bot, go bot, now you can go bot, they don't
need your help.
Jhin see. Nice!
Look where the minion is. Always go where the red dot is.
Now I want you to go to the gromp now. Boxes help folk here.
Hold R?
No you don't hold it. You just press it but you don't repress it.
So just press it once and then what about...
Yes, exactly.
You press it twice so when you stop spinning you press Q one time and then afterwards you
are again.
got it there you go you're learning you can you press up press up yes yes
you're strong the only is really strong careful careful thanks i'm not sure why you're gapping the
fuck out of the enemy jungler right now like it's very embarrassing of this guy's even
in the same game as you i know we eat fun okay look for your look for the crab crab crab crab
and then afterwards we're gonna see me invade his top side double long sword it's okay
Double long story.
You ready to topside?
You ready to topside.
Your champion is very very tanky.
You need to start with your E's, okay?
Your E basically gives your next-
Maybe you look for a fight here, go on top.
You get an animation cancel with it, but that might be too much.
Just always press E, Q, auto attack.
Q, auto attack.
Q, auto attack, okay?
But use your W in between it.
Does that make sense?
Nice.
Now look for your wolves.
Why?
Why?
You're muted.
I'm sorry. I'm a yes coach. Yes coach. Yes coach.
Wait don't mess. I'm a piece of human garbage spit on my mouth.
Are you opening wide? Yeah, I'm opening wide.
What the fuck?
Swallow it. I already did. I already did.
Now ask for more. Ask for more. Alright, that's crazy.
Alright, come on, come on.
I'm so fucking bad!
Okay, get your death stuns, get your death stuns, right click it.
Oh my god.
It was a hard fight, they were behind you, they were behind you, it's okay.
So you want to, you can turn, you can either turn on the nefarious or the ash.
The ash is the ABC, she's more squishier than the nefarious.
So you want to hit the ash instead.
Why is there a next to an ash, I'm saying I'm not a jungler.
Because he's a loser, ignore him.
You sure I could gank him in?
yes yes what do you still want to play ribbon no I can never never never
yeah it's fine now you know okay maybe putting the fear in a funny period or
what do you tell like I'm I don't want to play with this guy man you know
don't that's what do you mean I can get me there's four people I said are you
sure why are you thinking fine with that ultimate
don't says what does this even mean bro what it's okay I'm trying to hold with
Gage mid, there's four of them!
No one on my team's side!
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I saw that. That's fine by the flash.
That was too hard to fight them, but you want to bait your team to go in first for you.
Okay, no more Riven now, okay?
No more Riven. You don't like that.
Okay, another one.
What the fuck?!
What was that?!
Like, bro, what?!
We're gonna go play Yone. Yone's the best critter in the game.
Why did you tell me to get what even was that get people let me explain
No explain Jinxie do you remember how sometimes I like it I tell you the wrong
thing just so that you can sit there and you can like learn to do the right
thing because you know better oh my god that was a test Jinxie you told me to
end told me to end because you knew what the right play was I'm trying to get you
to learn trust in yourself.
After I said, are you sure I should gank this?
Showing I know it's bad.
Don't say it, don't say it.
You said gank this.
I said, are you sure I should gank this?
You said yes.
And I quote, I showed disinterest in the plan.
What does that even mean?
You have a jinxie.
In cases like that when you trust yourself, bro,
I'm doing this because I'm trying
to make you learn. South Hawaiian.
Hey, your cannons are yours, bro.
I'm done. My coach is on fucking cocaine.
I'm playing Warwick.
Your camps are yours, bro. Let's win.
Thank you. Finally, like, bro, what are you saying?
Can't get this.
I haven't had fun playing in the last 10 fucking years.
Jain see, Jain see, Jain see, think of it like this, bro.
It's like, I'm Kira the middle one, the middle one.
And you're like, you're on me. Does that make sense?
no no you're a psychopath that's what you are you're a psychopath you said
gank this there's four people I said are you sure I should get this you said
yes wait wait wait hold on hold on wait I just realized why am I getting
blamed bro Jinxie when you asked if you should die I never even responded it was
literally moot at that said yes he and rejected wait what yes fucking body
really fucking just manipulated the fuck no don't don't we have the bond you
trust your coach don't you yeah you know what man hey that's not there man I
don't want to steal any more cannons I want to win don't I want to win bro okay
why do you tell me to be evil this guy took warwick my god I asked Dr. Moon
I'm gonna trade five times
That's who's bound us off we need a people calling the same
Yo, yo coach coach coach coach coach coach coach coach coach coach
Like I'm trying to stay calm here, man
Like you just had me solo dive for people and I asked are you sure like I don't understand bro
I don't get it. Why why don't that's what is the point? Am I gonna one before? No, I'm not
I'm gonna instantly died pointless
Jinxie, there's always a greater plan in life, bro.
And even if you don't understand it now, Muda, the only one manipulating him is you.
I'm the one that has his best interests at heart.
Right now, no, listen to me, Muda, Muda, right now you're only saying this because you're
mad that your canon's got soul and Jinxie, listen to me.
Life has a pathway for all of us and I'm just helping you realize the steps to get there.
And even if it's not apparent yet, Jinx, he listened to me, bro.
Wasn't apparent for Einstein other when he discovered gravity, but when he sat under
that apple tree and the orange fall on his head, that's when reality manifested into
gravity.
Does that make sense?
And it's the same with you on League of Legends.
Everything I do, bro, is for your own improvement.
So that's-
Yo bro, are you on cocaine?
You're like literally-
What are you saying?
You let me die for people!
At the end of the game, you hinted!
You're like literally-
What are you saying?
You let me die for people!
At the end of the game, you hinted!
No, no, I don't want to be pranked for forever!
My god!
You have me dived for fucking people!
And then I said, are you sure?
And you said yes!
Like why am I diving for people?
That shit's annoying!
It's not even fun, I just die instantly and we lose!
Prasad, what up Prasad?
Yeah, look, it's ribbon.
I said the old sauce see what we're gonna do this game. No, I'm listening
I know I know what skin this game. We're gonna get you so many fucking kids
Okay, so I tell you the one before you're gonna kill everyone. Do you understand me? Okay, so ribbon ribbon
It's fucking do it then a very strong kind of pick into you. Okay, okay now listen go for the red top to bottom folk here
Let's go. I want to see short. I'm not feeling any more. I'm done. I want to go to the light side
This is evil, bro. I don't want to be evil. I should have just level 2 first before I die.
I don't want to do it anymore, right?
Yeah, but, Jinxie, sometimes it's necessary to be a bit evil in order for good to prevail. Does that make sense?
Yeah, kind of.
I don't want to steal Mootus cannons anymore, man.
Okay, so how about this? Jinxie, listen. Jinxie, how about this?
We're only going to steal the ones that he actually can take.
Okay, yeah, that's fine. I'm fine. If you can't get the game. Okay, if we can't get it sure yeah
Muta is that cool dude? He's chicken all in you. Okay, be careful. She can flash on you. Just one shot
Yeah, yeah, so now let's go put it up to Bob. You can get level two first and then go back
Just be careful first from her flash range to the plus she flashed you need to watch as well
So now what are you gonna do? You could say you could say just you're gonna play rafters all the way to Gromp and enough first
They're playing on the bot crab
I'm on my way back, just leave it for me, okay bro, thank you so much for your time.
Thank you, man.
You play with a work to be honest.
Yeah, I'm totally dead, yeah.
I'm totally dead.
Wow, I've never listened to you again, Hums.
I'm totally dead.
He ran away.
I had no chance of killing.
I wasted the flash.
Not again.
I'm behind.
Now I'm behind these games.
I'm literally over.
If you E, if you E, if you E, and then Q, she was dead there.
She was 100 HP.
So, Jinxie.
So, Jinxie.
Jinxie.
Is that true or not?
No.
That was not Jinxie's fault at all.
all so the thing about that's a jinxie listening thing about that play is that
is a prime example of why we never deviate from the full clear because if
we deviate from the full clear we open up the possibility that she goes south
do you understand me yeah got it so that's why you always want to do is
I'm just one-on-one coaching me. He's so good at coaching you the second jing see a dozen years. You don't fucking retort
There's a fucking religion retort
That's my fault
Okay, so now we're gonna do jing see you're gonna play for the blue and then afterwards the grom like jing see can I explain something to you
Yeah, yeah, what's up?
So listen, it's not about whether or not it was a good fight.
It's about whether or not there was a possibility that becomes a bad fight.
Do you understand?
Yeah.
Sure.
So when there's the possibility of this going out, you want to just stay away from it.
Under power, Hanza.
He's under power!
I'm gonna be with him.
I'm gonna be with him.
I'm gonna be with him.
I'm gonna be with him.
Look for a crab.
Look for a crab and then dive mid with Muda.
This is a free dive.
Muda, we're gonna dive.
We're gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die.
I'm down, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down.
Okay, Muto, listen, you're gonna have to tank with your E active and then snap back once you're...
Okay, change one.
Things going?
Going?
Fight, fight, Lillia, fight Lillia, fight Lillia.
Okay, not bad.
Now push the wave, push the wave.
If everyone gets too close, you E on her.
Nice!
There you go.
Now get the wave, get the wave and then afterwards you're gonna be caught.
I got it, I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it at least. Oh, yeah. It's a push it out
Because he has to push it up. He's where he's going to be fucked. He doesn't push it he has to
What do you start off everybody what your e Wait was the lead a jungler? No, that's not true
That's not true. No, listen where you get a few chairs
I call recall recall recall recall recall recall
Jinxi, what's coming it's going to be a two-way to as you were not under the
Yes, always
we want temple listen what we're gonna do now talks about folk here we're
looking on the dragon okay yes yes yes yes yes you're dropping 10 to 15 kills
this game I said come on don't be like that bro
But I'm sorry. I'm actually sorry about the cannons. I'm not ever gonna do that again. I gotta learn to I got like my coaches ill
My goat is meant to Leo
No, I just want to say
One time he stole a cannon and I really told you not to and you still did it while he was under tower
So we are not putting the blame game on me, bro
Yeah, I said I'm gonna take it
I said don't and you still took it because I'm your vessel bro
She can watch out you she can watch out you now you need to play back
Wait for her to eat
Alright, alright, alright, don't die
You only
Alright, look for the wolves now
After wolves just play on the ground, put on the dragon and go
Just play on the atari, or you can just reset and then spend your gold
Catch the wave and then uh
Then reset, catch the wave
Stay away from her
So now we're going to play on the wolves
Buck on the ground and then after we're playing on the dragon
Got it
Yes sir
Yes sir
Get away from them, press me, that's it, press me
Press me
So now, Dragon is up, right?
Yeah.
So what we're gonna do is up in the Gromp, we're looking on the Dragon, it's free.
Level up your R, good.
So, Jinxie, let me ask you a question.
This match was very hard.
I wanna only take the Dragon.
You can't really like, short trade with her, short trade with her.
She has a big shield.
Okay, so Jinxie.
If she's under your turret.
Why are you maxing E this game?
I'm not I'm an enemy. I'm sorry. Sorry. It's okay. It means it means if you get a little bit more conscious of what you're doing
Use your trade with Q's and then you're going on the Lillia, going on the Lillia with your E
I don't have my E and I'm dying. Okay, just finish your dragon then back off and recall
Nice. Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop
She kills you by the way Moodle, but she's fast. So now just recall
if it gets too close and you run away, okay run away, run away, run away
and then afterwards recall and cure, now you're good
come on then let's light the fucking
alright I'm just living up now
run run run run run run run run
okay so here what you're gonna do, I want you to look for the red and then afterwards drone top
drone top look at moray
Johnny Johnny Johnny
so you're like that's so killable, I want you to walk straight top here
ignore the red, you're gonna look on the moray here
yeah I know
I want to get Q and then W, W, smite, smite him, smite him, smite him and then R, R, R, R, R, R, Q, E, M and R again, R again, R again, R again, Q, there you go, now go for the top to bot full clear, Sunred, no no don't go to Crop here, and go for Crop
I
Hard hard a sarcasm sarcasm sarcasm
So now listen what you're gonna do here. You're playing on the rabbit afterwards. You're talking about folk there, okay?
Now you're smites up in like 10 seconds
We don't want to become the grub so because our shoulders won't work in the game. All right, you can eat qw back out
That's not even when these trains
All right, so now it's just cards all the way to ground
Got it. Yes, sir
I'm trying you we're dropping 20 kills this game as you're winning this trade you're winning you're winning you're winning okay
Are you looking at the ropers?
You see how I'm waiting for a shield and then use your ability that's exactly what you need to be doing
That's perfect
Now after the ropers we're gonna look for the rest of the bots in the clear
Wait let her come at you let her come at you
Gotta catch gotta catch
E Q3 R go go go go go go go go go
Use your E, good. Nice. Now go for the wolves. Now run and run mid. Run mid while we're watching. Run mid? Okay. She's already dead.
So now you're going to play for your bot side. We see all the Leos top. Good work, Moda!
Well, Yone is just, oh my gosh, just such an easy character for me, bro. It's so easy. Good work, Moda! Let's win this duo!
Oh, shit! Thank you, bro. Thank you. You're such a better human being when you're not just taking my shit all the time, bro.
I should have liked you a little bit more now, bro. Like, I genuinely want to play for you. Yeah, we're going to duo win this.
We're going to duo win this, we're going to duo win this, we're going to duo win it, duo win it.
We're going to win this.
So Janksy, after you clear your boss edge here, I want you to look on either bot side or you're going to look on a bot gang.
So Jungbot, let's see what's happening there. Jungbot, I'm smiting at 1000.
Did she chase you? Okay, that's fine.
So right there you didn't need to flash that early, you could try to like fight her without burning your flash.
I just didn't know, I didn't know her abilities.
So you saw when she slammed that circle in the middle?
Coach, what do you think about this?
This looks like a good gang.
Okay.
You remember that I wanted to run through the window
I really not really
You just wanted to stand in the middle of it
Go for the Morgana, go for the Morgana
Chase us, chase us, chase us
It's like a, it flings her all
I wanted him to be cute
I don't like it, it's so fucking
HE DAAAAAAA
Take the wave, go on!
Muta we're gonna do all this, we're gonna do all this trust me
Take the wave, take the wave
The wave in the next one too
Muta we are gonna be well win this
I'm not even kidding
After the next wave you're gonna play on your bar, then you're gonna look on a re on a recall. Okay, so barcabin recall
You got this good. Good. Good. You went you went you went you went you went you went you went that's a you you have a
You
What do you have to go you're the god? I love you. What are you gonna go come on do oh shit do oh shit
I don't know bro. I'm on the only now and my guy's not my fucking waiver trigger me bro. I can fucking walk in now
You remember the dagger on her hat?
No, I'm not sure.
Yeah, I saw that. I saw that.
No, play for me.
If she uses her shield, it tanks it, and then it won't fill her.
So you want to e back when she just uses her shield and it's found.
No, you'll see.
I want you to get it.
I'm not even looking at these guys.
There's guys.
Our team is literally braindead.
Don't talk. Don't talk.
Okay, so we're going to play for top support.
So we're gonna play for top to bottom. We're gonna have to pull for Jagger.
Watch out for W, watch out for W. Careful, careful, careful. Careful, careful.
Careful, careful. She's sleeping.
Out of her horcest. Uh, top lane, really good.
Yep, we got this.
So now listen, we're going for the top to bottom and to Jagger, okay?
Get this wave.
Get everything fast, fast, fast, W.
Help, help Mundo, help Mundo, help Mundo!
Move to Mundo.
Did not help the Mundo, the Mundo trolling, he leads out, I guess I'm roaming and they start running around the notch.
Wait, did he? I didn't see that.
Yeah, yeah, I should have.
He's taking the lead.
Okay, so now what you're gonna do, play for the rewards.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
Stay for 300 gold, okay?
Just keep farming for 300 gold, that's when you get your item.
Don't go, don't go.
Look for the gold, yes, yes, yes, go.
Pingsy, go for the gold.
Okay, that's good.
Saw what you eat.
Nice, good.
Dagger, dagger, dagger.
Nice!
Okay, all again, all again, all again, all again.
Nice!
Keep fighting, keep fighting.
I want to do- That's good, that's working.
I want you to chew on-
Okay, use your shoulder-
You're on the ribbon, you're on the ribbon.
Yes!
Get on the ribbon!
Yes, get on the ribbon!
Nice!
Get on the ribbon!
Get on the ribbon!
No!
Get on!
Yeah!
I'm training ass!
I'm training ass!
I'm training ass!
Okay, now go for the count.
Jensi, you're doing one mistake in all these fights.
You're always altering before you even get close to him.
You want to eat in, and that's what you want to do.
You have to eat just D right now.
Yo, come drag!
Drag!
Drag!
Drag!
Muda, drag!
He just won!
He got nothing on this.
Jensy, you don't have a smite.
You don't have a smite.
So we're going to have to use our Q to secure it out
to your entered health.
Run away, run away, run away, run away.
Run away.
I got W and run, W and run, W and run.
No, you need to run.
Bro, Muda, what the fuck?
He just won he just won you see he's now okay by this on this guy regular son this guy here
Yeah, I'm actually I'm gross with this character. I'm not even kidding
So are at the end are at the end of the fight contest. No, no, no not yet
The problem is you're using your
You need to be in then are
ERQ
ERQ are ERQ are that yes, exactly
Got it got it got it got it got it done done done done done
It's actually EQR
EQR
EQR so you got RPM down
When I said the plus E you were safe
Does that make sense?
I'm dead ass disgusting on buko
I'm gonna solo
Yes I understand bro, I understand coach
Muda I will solo with us this game
I'm not kidding
So now I put this red
I wanna go for the crugs
Go for the top crab
Watch out watch out
You could kill the in our you could kill it you could kill it you could kill it you kill it you kill it
Get this crab and then afterwards you're looking on this so that's why I'm gonna
Smite this at 1,000 points and then fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, yes. Q, E, E, right now R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, good.
Now Q on Lillia. I wanted to E again on her, E on her, E on her, E on her.
Oh, she's too fast. Okay, so there, the issue with that fight was again, Jynxie. You started off with R instead of E and then Q.
If you would have E and then Q'd, then you could have actually got to another Q reset to get the kill, okay?
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
They're fine. So look, next item you're going to put on the mob mount mortis, right?
Got it, done.
So now, on respawn, what I want you to do, you're going to look for your bot side, right?
So you're going to take your blood base.
Poke and longsword. Poke longsword.
Lock in, lock in.
I don't know, longsword.
You want to start practicing?
No.
It builds into him. Look, you see the arrow? It builds into him.
I'm going to go blue buff here, yeah?
Yeah, so now go boob off and then I want you to look on the ribbon, right ribbon. No listen. Yeah, go on the ribbon go on the
ribbon fuck you
Ignore your blue. Okay. Go for the blue now
Go for the blue now. Okay, this is good. So now listen you're gonna play for the blue because we've been backed off
If the ribbon walks back up, we're gonna look for a pet on there. Okay?
No, I want you to do yeah
I was trying, I was trying, get the wave, get the wave.
Last one too.
She was 1 HP, not so low.
E, E, E and then auto-Q.
Nice!
Now go, go for this, go for this, go for this, go for this, go for this.
Nice, now go for the Gromp. Gromp, bot's at top, focus here, bot's at top, focus here, bot's at top, focus here.
Okay, you're gonna look for the Gromp here, okay?
After the Gromp.
Yep, I want you to look, uh, how low is the world?
Oh my god!
Go for it, go for the bombs, you can't get them, pal.
That's fine, Muda. You guys are winning this, by the way.
You guys are winning this.
Oh my f**k, we're winning. I don't give a f**k!
I don't give a f**k that we're winning.
I don't care!
Muda! Muda! No airfoil!
I care about performing! I care about performing!
Yo! Yo! Guys, no curse words!
Keep it PG!
Muda! Muda, can I keep it a bean though, pal?
I haven't even touched for Canada's games, so what's the excuse?
Wow!
Well, I'm winning that lane, he's fucking weak, what is it to you?
Go top, I'm gonna go bot, bot, bot, bot, see you, go bot, go bot.
Okay, now look on that Krags, after Krags you're gonna go top.
No, Mude, can you go top?
Jinx, he can shadow you top if you go top.
Would the top suck?
Okay, just Jinx, you push top then.
Screw them.
Go push the top wave, top wave and then get the turret.
Ignore them, ignore them, ignore them, ignore Jage.
I'm just gonna say to go bot.
Okay, get the wave and then head to turret, Jinx.
He's mid so you want to go away, but the wave and then afterwards the turret. Yeah, we're not fighting
Jive. Okay for help right there. Just keep pushing by
Okay, so now look for this auto and then use your two use your two when you're hitting the turret does more damage
I don't know you can cue this
Yeah, you can go you can do it. Don't forget your choose. Yep. Okay now push the wave and get another turret
Let's go get another turret.
There you go, yep, yep.
There you go, good, good, good.
You're so tankless, I'm talking to you.
Get the next one, get the next one, ignore everyone.
Let the minions tank first, and then afterwards you're gone.
Okay, so two people could be behind you, okay?
One is so in mid, two people can behind you.
Okay, now Jinx, you have one, use your Q.
Use your Q.
Keep pushing the turret, get up there, you've gotten a turret.
Back up.
Out of turret range.
One minute and one yeah, no, I don't know again and run again and run again and run I understand it now
Yeah, no keep running keep on now. I want you to smite the warwick smite
I'm gonna keep running smite the work and keep on you know what you do eat for my sake. This is an art
W you so please I'll be you so we use all we have
It's good. It's good now wanting to hold
I want to get that son's next item
So no, I'm gonna deter and respawn
Listen, did you see how you press your e at a safe distance and you can all the Morgana
What is the way you can help me dragon? Yes or no? I gotta know
Let's go solid you can sort you can sort
Wait, why would I sort of it if they're already taking dragon don't pass. What does that even mean?
They might not be they might not be that's to know they're on it. It's just there was there. Oh, okay
I'm on them right so let's put the red no, it's got I had to I have to yes, I don't see I guess it
I'll look for the red after the red but I want you
Where should we go? You should be playing topside in here.
Look on the border kill. After the red border kill. After red border kill.
We need to sundown. We need to sundown. We're supposed to be going topside.
Yep, so now go kill him.
Look at your R! Your R is on you! Yo!
R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R! Nice.
Now Q. E in, E in and then R. E in and then R. Q in and then R.
Yeah, you need to do it instantly, Jamesy. It's E, Q, R.
Now Q on the Morgana. Nice. Nice.
Come on! Nice!
I'm a true
burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn burn
ping burn start hitting him ping burn
your jinx needs to help you on this
that's okay guys got baron here that's okay
why is my jinx up?
yeah yeah yeah got it got it got it
jinx
jinx
keep doing that
you guys are gonna get a baron
you got it you guys are okay
now you just play balling here okay
Don't forget to use your W, don't forget to use your W, you slotted a tank.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, there's two.
Or you kill them, you kill them.
Or there's somebody in the tank.
Are you putting?
I'm going to go.
Wait, maybe not, maybe not.
Okay, I'm going to go.
Nice.
Oh, God.
Keep pushing.
Okay, we're going to recall.
So, you keep pushing by it, you know.
It was a good try.
No, it was a good try.
It was 2K HP.
Like, that was actually close.
Get me the red one.
Get me the red one.
Okay, so now I'm respawning.
I want you to look for the blue.
I want you to look for the blue, Sherry.
Okay, so now I'm respawning I want you to look for the blue I want to look for the blue share or James is taking it
Jax you keep taking it away. Jinx is taking it first take me to take me to three
Yeah, get it get me in the nap first you can go blue
The next one the next wave not not just this one the next one
Oh my gosh
Actually more gone in there you can't
For what you're winning. What the fuck are you seeing?
I'm not about winning, I'm not about winning
What are you mad at?
I'm mad at myself
You don't want to go in too far, don't want to go in too far
Okay, now what I want you to do is look for the wolves and after the wolves you play with
the rest of the wolves, I'd go.
Okay, look for the blue, after the blue we look on the-
Okay.
No, turn bot, turn bot, turn bot.
Okay, I want you to E on the ribbon here, I want you to E on the ribbon here, don't
hurt.
W then E, W then E.
Nice, now W, W, nice, nice, good art.
And then are again human are again
And then he on her that's all and then he on her
Nice
What do you have to go
What do you have to go snow one year to recall I want to recall right now we go keep pushing keep pushing keep pushing
Yeah, I can push mid and you guys can push bot.
Well, Jhizi, I think you're saving him.
Ah, Jhizi, give me the kill.
No, no, no, no. He has enough for that sense.
It's better if he resets.
I'll give him the new resets as well.
Yeah, that sounds...
I don't know. Wanting to buy...
Have to E, you have to E, you have to E.
So, Jhizi, your next item is going to be Mortal Reminder, okay?
Okay.
Okay.
I'm good. Dude, I'm going in mid, okay?
Yes.
How is he stronger than me, bro?
We're to relax standing here.
There's just three items you want to do I just like
No, cuz he still runs you don't want to fight you don't want to fight warwick just run you down you can't run
Okay, run away run away
This is good you can go and you can go now you can go in nice cell are you know
Yeah, and then R. QR, nice. Now QR. QR and then R again. R, R, R, R, R, R. Nice. Now QR and then E. Nice.
God!
Yeah, Rolk is here. W in runway, W in runway, W in runway. No, you need to run away.
Okay. So now Jinx is here.
Not bad though, right? Not bad!
That was good. That was good. So now Jinx is here. Next item. You have to buy Executioner's calling and upgrade it into Mortal Minder. Okay?
Pushman not mode of pushman I'm not even middle-way right I don't even know what that means
I'm not asking
She's taking me with her
Yeah well it means what it means you buy executioners and then next time you get a motor reminder
Oh sorry sorry sorry
It could be on Baron I think I think I'm on Baron
By the way I don't know if you can get us to
You probably can't
No no no no
Keep pushing keep pushing
I'm gonna get chock Baron
Yeah I'm not in a position to be at
Okay play for dragon play for dragon
You guys should play for dragon
Who is voting to FF the two in a time of bitch play
I don't know probably fucking probably
Okay press B mode up press press
out
for a warwick
our top
our top
our top
our top
get ready to either way
so you can go back faster
come drag after that
okay
i'll play the ultimate
i want to put him on this dragon
i'll get this spider
nice
Now, E and Q. Remember, smite at 1400, don't forget.
Oh, you have to fight here if they fight. If they fight, it's good. It's good to fight here.
This is a good... No, no, no.
Yeah, go for this, go for this, go for this. E, Q.
So, GenZ, what I say about starting off with your R there?
Sorry, sorry.
W and then R. W and then R again. W and then R again. R, R, R.
Hey, it expired.
Yeah, just go for fight. Go for fight now. Go for fight.
Your Q is up.
You know, you know, you know.
That's good. That's a dagger Ian Ian Ian on the other Ian Ian. Oh my gosh. There you go
It's good. It's good. It's good. It's really good for you guys. Well, this character is broken. Yeah, it's it's another chopper
You never stop fighting. Go be Mura. Go be go be go be
Oh my god, yeah, I see
So now listen what you're gonna do is you're gonna reset I'll go toppling here. Go top
So after you start to
The only thing that you have to work on is not wasting your art. You cannot waste your art, bro
You can play everybody except that Warwick, okay?
If you see Warwick, he needs a run because he's gonna run you down. Why is he really that fucking strong?
He's a one character. Look on the right and then afterwards run mid. You know how the items to fight him yet?
And he got items- Bro I'm dominating Don't you have my God?
You are. You're legit going absolutely crazy. I love this guy, bro
yet no he's really good I told you so now listen we're gonna do share you're
gonna clear your crux into rafters after that you're gonna run meadow okay okay
wait back out back out back out back out back out back out back out back out
work is chasing you look on the rafters and then upwards actually yeah run
towards me run towards me now jinx remember you eq then R eq R R
No, man, I do I don't know. I don't know. We have to win. We have to win. We're getting into though. This is bad
Like listen when you guys get into the hall it means that it's you two against the world. That's all means
That ribbon should be down on my screen. Nice
Jinx, what are you a fan? Jinx should never play video games again. I didn't what I just watched it
I agree. I walked into a level 85,000 warwick
Okay, Hums, take over first again, you get something from the door.
Okay, okay, uh, Jinxy, just don't, don't fight right now.
Just try to catch the wave mid, catch the wave mid, Jinxy.
Catch the wave, no, no, go mid, go mid, go mid.
Aren't they mid?
Yeah, but you need to hold the wave mid, it's okay.
Cause aren't they mid?
But if they take the wave, if they take the turret mid, it's gonna be a lot easier for them to end the game.
But it's okay, they're not ending right now.
Mirror, mirror.
Don't fight them, whatever you do, do not fight them, just get the minions.
Not like get the mini just get the mini. That's it. You're just trying to prevent them from ending the game. Got it. Yes, sir
Yes, sir
If you fight you just just just try to focus the charge on the mini. Yes, this is good
You get into the mini the minis are fun
We're gonna stop it. We're gonna stop it. We're gonna fight with I was up. That's a fight me fight work. I work
You can run it down run down give me the ER
You know what happened?
Nice bro. Oh my god, Mura. Even our are again. Again. Don't we got you always have your second art
Listen listen listen you guys are under game here. Okay, if you guys play it good, you can end the game here
What are you gonna need to eat all of them? Okay
Back up no no wait for the way wait for the way wait for the way now you're gone. Oh go Mura go
yeah kill the ribbon good you know it jing see you only know okay head to
head to turn you sir Q on the turd you sir Q and you hit the turd
on the little yeah she walks again if she walks up again
yeah guys nice there we go boys
Okay
I wonder if I click on the heck shrinker right click back shrinker
Maybe carries maybe carries maybe mootas got this
Okay, listen
I'm sorry don't test
There's always a chance there's always a chance. No, I'm sorry guys. I'll get the baron
Okay, James. I want you buddy. Let's survive now buddy. Let's survive now. No, no, it's a run
No, just right. Yeah
You don't have to you already use it
Go to that booting right there, to the right, down, to the right, no to the right, see that booting, I want you to hit it towards the other direction.
You want a more angle so you can spot the warrants.
Ok Jynx, do not use your W on the Baron, stay good for when you fight.
I want you to turn on them, turn on them, turn on the enemies, do not finish the Baron, turn on them.
Nice, now Q and then R, R, R, R.
Now I want you to W and then R, just use all the stuff that you can.
R R R you are going you are going you are going Jamesy you are going
Oh sorry sorry nice try guys it's okay wait wait wait wait wait
hop over the mid maybe they don't have the wave maybe they don't have the wave
you guys might have one more chance have the wave bro they have the wave
it's fine it's only 30 seconds I'm sorry I'm sorry it's listen listen you
You guys are good. You guys can so and don't worry about it.
Well, because 27 kills.
It's fine. We won that shit easy.
Maybe not.
Who's back? Our Blitzcrank's back. It's like our most useless guy.
We need to just die back there.
You guys are fine.
You guys are fine. Unironically.
You guys might be fine. Low key.
Blitzcrank kills you narrow.
Wait! Cinema! Cinema! Cinema!
Okay, listen. Guys, you're about to respawn.
You need some hope fucking base
It's on you it's on you going
To to
not bad okay jim see you guys can still win but they might be able to go through
so we need to be careful trees play back until the turrets are back yeah low
key yes play back to the turrets are back when it gets the way to the back out
Jason you just run back okay well we're gonna be man that's it that's it that's
it how far can they keep me down that's they keep you like right here yeah you
have to wait yes they could be super no they won't have a word there the
bronze bro we're fine you sure this is the actual cinema okay guys sit in the
base sit in the base we're waiting for these things to respond okay we need
our turrets back yeah yeah yeah we can't do shit about turrets bro this is
cinema if we want a one HP game bro on our nexus no mistake no mistakes I'm
down I'm down I want you to pot yeah I agree I agree okay you can walk up a bit
You don't have to be literally under your nexus
Back up back up back up back up back up jinx back up jinx back up. You need to play on your base
You need to play on your base
Walk to your base walk to base mood on your base on your base base base base base base base
He's on! He's on!
He's on!
You know it! You know it! You know it!
Go on! Go on!
Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes!
Yeah!
Yes!
Okay!
Muda!
Muda, I love you! Muda, baby!
Thanks for the push man! Thanks for the push man!
Where were kinsen? Where were kinsen? Where were kinsen?
He did it, you got this.
When I started to begin this game,
I told you this game were dropping 20 kills,
so let's get it bro.
Keep pushing man, keep pushing man.
Oh my god.
This is maybe the greatest win of my career, Muta.
I want you to go back and buy a B-Sword, okay?
Okay, this is actually cinema!
Go be, go be, be, be, be, be.
Be right now, get a D-Blade and get a...
Wait, actually...
Take one more wave, one more wave and then you recall.
Smite the big minions, smite the big minions.
The big ones.
I'm gonna say a B-T, but it's okay.
What if I just leave all this, buy this, and fucking build it?
No, listen, you're gonna get your Mod-Mob Mortius.
After which, you're gonna get another Elixir Fire.
another elixir fire your motorbind it does armor penetration at this and then buy your elixir
nice now watch me mood up come on we got it holy set up holy cinema let's go
do you want to take jagged out do you want to take jagged out what do we do no no just go
mid just go mid mid us five mid us five no fuck the red fuck the red fuck the red
Back up jinksy back up jinksy back up jinksy back up jinksy
Oh, no, I don't know. I don't know yet. You said mid and then back up
Just run back no run run back run all the way all the way to base
What you're gonna do here you guys both need to listen both you guys play under the no jinksy walk walk all the way back walk back walk back walk back walk back
walk back walk back walk back and then run
okay fine
why watch it
find another bot
which one which one
the same one oh jesss
get the wave mini-mooder go
so now listen
they're getting dragged they're getting dragged
we can't fight it we can't fight it
we're gonna get red buff first and then
you can play for elder dragon
they're not an elder so they have the elder now
listen listen
Listen listen now you know why is it guys listen up listen up even if they have elder they cannot end the game because they don't have baron
We're okay
Okay, all we have to do is wait everybody lock in
Mundo is keeping calm what the fuck even that's it would okay you can eat it
But just make sure you after in danger. Okay, just get the wave and back out so they can't push
That is your objective. Why did Mundo do that? Why did Mundo do that? I don't know why did Mundo do it?
Don't be scared
I'm gonna walk towards me jinx to walk up if the you know, it is walking up alone you guys killer
But only just along yeah that war that warwick's away. What is that you guys can walk up guys warwick and Morgana both up
I'm gonna walk up right now walk up right now if you guys find someone you got to go crazy jinxy
I want you to go fucking crazy. I want you to let out
I was fucking the howl bro.
Yes, go!
JC go!
Nice!
No keep pushing, keep pushing, keep pushing.
No, go, go.
Guys, over chasing the Mundo. You guys might be able to have the game here.
The hard trolling, the hard trolling.
Mundo stops their base is really good.
Get ready to kill the Mundo, push, push, push, push.
JC don't know, don't know, don't know, don't know.
Wait!
HANG!
And, and, and, and, and,
And and and it's going to hit the turrets the turrets the turrets you can't you can't you can't you can't
What the heck
Okay, that's fine that's fine that's fine that's fine
Uh warwick is near me bro. I know warwick's near me
okay you might need to cut him with your
Jax you jump over Muda let's see if he carries this
he's a clutch factor here
run, run
hit the raptors with your heals
hit the raptors with your heals, the raptors to the left
that's why I just told you to hit the turret
well, because the problem is that
I told you to hit the turrets but then you started hitting the minions
so you didn't kill the turret
you just go all the way back, go back, that's okay
so, remember warwick does
warwick can get more movement speed
the lower you are
I can't buy the camera. Well, listen, the lower a3 you are the more movement speed he gets. Okay, you can just run you down
Okay
James body looks for that body looks for that
buying buying buying buying buying buying buying yes, now you buy fine
Walkman
Wait wait wait our planet our planet our
He got it, he got it, he got it!
They say EQ and R are good!
Good combo, keep fighting, keep fighting, keep fighting!
Come on, Janks. We lost.
Nooo.
Wow.
Wow, we fought so hard.
What a game, what a game, but we couldn't win it.
What a game, but we just couldn't win it.
God!
No way bro no way
Nice try nice try so
Usually in these end games water look at the dams on linear by the way 78k
So in these end games you want to look for the main carry which is an 80 carry
They'll always do the most amount of DPS late game
Yeah, I didn't know I didn't know either I was just going into the I was going into the bodies man
I was going into the bodies, but you remember what I always said to press tab you can see who's the strongest
Yes, so why don't you fucking say anything?
Well, I probably told you about this about a hundred times to focus the 80 carry and the lower the HP targets did it not
What a game play the game for you, too
Oh
Guys
The good news is though that it was still fucking fight your entire team was griefing and you guys almost
2117 team sabotage
And rank manipulation. Yeah, that's my classic
Yeah, that's good.
Um, literally, let me type it out, actually, literally.
There's someone in typing, it's an AI chatbot that reviews the reports.
I just want to get my thoughts somewhere.
Literally should never be allowed on a Zoom.
Is that true?
Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised. Is that true though?
What do we call the health test?
Er, Ertway.
Chad is cancer-ready?
Dude, out of the casewise delay, we might get snagged bad.
No, we could just hide it.
We could just hide it.
We might get Snipe bad.
No, we could just hide it.
We could just hide the screen.
No, I went one second to the left.
All right, chat.
I think this is the first time me, in case I've ever
played a competitive game.
Oh, and Rocket League, and Rocket League, and Rocket League.
And Rocket League.
Alright chat, we're just gonna duo, we're just gonna duo.
Did Muda win a lane? I didn't play the game. Yeah, I think Muda won.
Muda won, Muda won.
Chat, we're just gonna duo, cuz I don't know about this.
Good day to himself.
Alright, are we ready, bro? Bring moist to chat, we're gonna leave 2-0 Q.
Chat, is case on? Is case on?
Chai, you guys are just like, I don't think he can guys.
I don't think he can.
You think he can?
Bro Chai, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Bro, that was such a depressing loss guys.
That was such a depressing loss.
That was such a depressing loss, man.
Hi, guys.
Order 66.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
No, yeah, I'm gonna one lane noodle one
So I'm calling
Bro, I think case plays Tomcats top
Chat should I stick with wukong or no?
Like should I stick with wukong?
Bro, I feel like I like him. I don't know bro. I really don't know
Should I?
What do you guys think?
Highlights order six six chat like please like guys just please what give me one day of just peace, please
That just trust me it's not possible man, it's not
Dude, should I stick wukong I think I should I really think I should I'm not even kidding I
Think I should stick wukong
For real
Bro, I did not have a bad game on who called chat look actually look
Okay, what up man, man, I've just seen what just happened to you. I'm sorry. Yeah, that was that was that was
Okay, I hear echo I think
No, don't know not again. Yeah, I think so you hear a echo
Wait, wait, it's gone. Wait it despawned it literally despawned
Did it for real? Be honest. Yeah, it's literally gone. It was there but now it's gone
You for real ski. I swear, bro. Okay, so should I play wukong? I just started playing him
Oh, I did have one bad game with him. Never mind
Now I just saw the game you just had you was straight up cooking. Thank you, bro. Yeah, like thank you, dude
I'm bruns for so I think we're gonna be in like bronze lobbies. I think we're gonna be in like bronze ish lobbies
What's your rank?
I was in silver two few days ago.
I've had some absolute swap teammates.
I'm all the way back down to silver four.
It is bad.
Wait, so you play when you actually play,
you're playing like off-stream.
Yeah, I'd be playing some off-stream.
What?
Okay, this is going to be fun.
So you're playing jungle, right?
Yes, I play jungle and you play top, right?
I actually main jungle.
Now it's my best role, but I will gladly play top.
That's completely fine with me.
Yeah, because literally I've literally only played jungle.
So if I think if I play top, I would go 0 and 25.
What's your record on the day?
Dude, OK, two losses, three wins.
Wait, oh, no, today.
I think you bad.
Wait, oh, my.
I just realized it's today the third of May.
Wait, hold on.
The third of May.
Bros and Bros a month in the past.
Wait, is today the third of June?
Yes, third of June.
Case, I've played, oh my god, I've played nine games of League today and I didn't even realize.
Wait, my life is sinking away before me. Bro, I played League this morning.
Yeah, that's, nine games, you may feel bad about that, but I've had like 15 game days, no joke.
And not only that, I've had 15 game days, I've had 15 game days and 12 of those games were losses.
Really? Dude, I don't even, I don't know, I don't know what I should play. Bro,
Like Master Yi is my favorite to play, but I lose with him.
I'm not good with him.
Warwick is my highest win percentage, but I hate playing him.
And now I'm playing Wukong, and I don't know, I don't know.
I might do Warwick just so we can win.
No, you know, who do you know?
What's your heart telling you to play?
I think my heart.
Oh, God.
I think my heart is telling me to play Wukong.
Did you know what you're going to do?
Wait, no, I'm going to play Warwick.
Okay, so I don't want to sell your games.
I want to win.
If you want to play Wukong, you play you some dad gum Wukong.
Okay, but dude, I want to play Warwick because I,
I, it's my, it's my best champ.
It's my best champ.
So I'm just going to play him.
Have you thought about learning any other junglers too?
So I actually haven't.
And then today I started Wukong.
I literally started Wukong hour ago, hour and a half ago.
And I actually like him a lot, but I just don't know him enough.
And I don't use my R and stuff, right?
But he's a brawler.
Like I like I like punching and just going in. I don't like the skill shots and stuff. What do you normally play case?
In the jungle. Yeah, what like what do you normally play top or jungle?
My favorite my favorite in the jungle is either Lee Sin or Kane
I think you would really like playing Kane Kane is really good
If I'm playing top I might go like Scion or like gangplank or something like that. Okay, dude
Dude, my brother plays Kain as his secondary champ.
He plays Evelyn and Kain.
He's like master's rank or something.
Yeah, Kain's really good.
OK, wait, Kain, how do I add you, by the way?
I don't even know how to do this.
Oh, wait, I'm going to text my thing.
I'm going to text my thing.
Or no, wait, can you text me yours?
Yeah, I got you.
I'll text you mine as well, just in case.
That should work.
OK, dude, this is going to be fun.
Or it will be miserable.
We'll have to see.
That's how they get.
Yeah, that's the only two ways it's going to go.
It's either going to be make him play Ivern.
No, don't even know.
No, no, absolutely not.
You do not need to play no dadgum Ivern.
Now, we'll say this.
I do be playing me some Ivern.
I do like me some Ivern.
Dude, Ivern's the first ever player I ever died doing ranked.
I was playing ADC.
Dude, it was so.
You died to an Ivern?
Well, I was playing ADC.
I skipped training, and I was on a Platinum account.
I literally was like, and then I got banned.
Thank God.
and then they gave me an iron account.
Oh, okay, yeah, I feel that.
Wait, how do I add you?
Um, go to your lead client,
and then go top right next to social,
click the plus and then do that.
But also, I might need yours,
because I might have a lot of, yeah, I have a lot,
I might need yours.
My friend requests are full too.
Let me see if I can.
Okay, let me see if I can tell you some people.
Thanks, chat, my friend requests are full.
Thanks, bud.
Hold up.
Let me see here. Dude, so you play top and jungle.
Mostly jungle nowadays, but yeah, I do. I have played top is my most played role. Yeah.
Do you like jungle more than top now? The main thing I don't like about jungle is that
your teammates will blame you for literally everything that happens. So that's the worst
part about. Yeah, yeah, because dude, I had a Darius literally.
It was like two mornings ago.
He was just one in nine tower diving.
Then he's like, yee, I got ganked three times.
It's like, bro, I'm not going to help you on the tower.
Thanks.
Wait, how do you remove friend requests?
I don't even know.
Wait, hold up.
Oh, a block maybe?
Yeah, if you can figure out a way to remove friend requests,
I could like send you one because I don't even know how to.
Yeah.
Chad, I don't know where the friend requests.
Chad, where do you decline?
Where do you decline?
Where do you decline?
Yo, Chad, I swear, y'all don't you dare get on my nerves today.
I swear, we already about to play League of Legends.
Wait, what's that?
To the right of your clients?
Wait, what?
This isn't your list.
Oh, I'm actually stupid.
Yeah, I found a tail.
All right.
Now, Kase, what's your name?
What's your name?
Because I might have to send you over.
Kase-O.
No, no in the league like with the hashtag. I need your name and your hashtag and then I can send you one
Man you bought the leak because
Text it in discord text it in discord if you can not just go ahead and do it. It's queso hashtag in a one
aura
All right. All right. All right
This is gonna be you don't send me 15
friend request? You're sending me every one of them? Guess what? I've done denied ten
of them. Now you're blocked, bud!
I sent it to you, by the way. I just sent it. Let me know if you got it. It should be
Jinxy hashtag MVP. Let me know if you got it. Let me know.
We're not got this is gotta be said about
Geek see I'm getting
Geek see I'm getting blown up with friend request wait just capitalizations matter chatter no just capitalizations matter or no
I don't know but the C in mine is capital
What about NA one?
It's fully cap. All right try to send me another one. It says internal server error. I think I already sent you
Should it's capitalization matter it's sent. Yeah, I sent that I sent it
Bro, I'm still getting from yo, oh my god, I am
Nice nice and I still
Oh, yes.
Okay.
Dude, I still to this day don't even know how to invite to a mobby.
Do you know how?
Yeah, I'll hold up all the vitres to one right now.
Chez, how does block all of it?
Dude, I swear I was in there blocking.
I was in there straight blocking.
Right.
Oh, Reckley.
Okay.
All right, let me see.
Yep, I see you. Boom! Boom!
Let's go, man.
Wait, Kase, do you have no delay?
Because I have zero delay as well.
Yeah, I ain't got no delay. We don't need that.
Okay, we don't need delay because, guess what?
I can play three champs now, so now I literally can't get counterpicked.
Let's go, baby. We got the winner of the game.
You hear me? A-one-up.
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay, we already found a game.
That's probably a bad sign.
A seven-second queue. My God.
Now that worked out.
I'm gonna put my camera over my mouth. It's literally just to like mitigate a little bit.
What's that on your wrist? Bro, no. You should know what this is on my wrist.
What you talking about? Exclusive one-of-one, Buster. You mean look at that.
Eight snipers incoming. Keso is about to be bronze. Nope, chat. Keso, you remember like
two, three weeks ago when I said I want to play League with you but I don't want to sell your games?
Yeah, I remember that.
I have reached a point to where I don't think I'm gonna sell your games. Knock on wood!
You know what? I don't think you're gonna sell either.
Oh, God.
Okay, if I'm on Warwick, if I get behind, I could sell,
but I won't get behind.
I'm gonna get out to a good start early.
No, if you don't play it, no, I just play.
I'm gonna play the Warwick.
I've been sort of neglecting Warwick the last week.
I need to show love.
We lost.
Wait, how so? How so?
Did you do me the biggest solid in the world right now?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me get that last pick from you, Big Dog.
Wait, did you send it? This guy sent it.
Wait, I traded to you, I traded to you.
Alright, except, okay, this is gonna be fantabulous.
So the Baelgust-
I ain't gonna switch with you, big dog, sorry, I need that last bit.
I like picking early because people will like snipe my games and then pick my character
instantly.
Okay, Warwick got banned and Wukong.
Okay, yep, this is snipe.
first game. No, he's my worst
time and all this part of
league isn't full screen dog.
It goes full screen when you
get in the game. I'm about to
get off. You had to play off
stream. I swear. Yeah, he's
my cat. They trying to rage
face me, man. Dude, first game
Warwick and Wukong got banned.
I can't even make this up.
I'm dodging on everything. I
love I'm dodging. I'm getting
What did they ban I'm not about to play a gets in the fury end of mail in the same game. I swear. I'm about to dodge
Wait, what's up? Wait, what's bad about male? What's bad about male?
No, it's like the most annoying champion again to go gets it's disgusting champion
I did not deserve to be in the game
Dude, that's how I feel about trend a mirror trend a mirror is like wait the whole chat saying reach we mel's actually she reflects damage
What hey, don't you dare?
talk crazy about Shrindamere. You play Shrindamere! Just because you said something about Shrindamere?
This will be a slaughter. Okay, so this is like top four, top three anime
betrayals right now. I had a three hour rant about Shrindamere last night. The more you play
this game, the more you realize that champions such as Mel and Nasus are the worst to play
against.
Tryndamere really isn't even that big of a problem.
Well, well, you're right because here's the thing.
I didn't know what I, so I would dive into Tryndamere when he was low and I was just
feeding him.
But now I know how that character works.
So I, every time I see a Tryndamere, I'm just going to run away.
Okay.
I think you can get 25 kills this game because it's a bronze lobby probably and you're Tryndamere.
No.
I think you're just going to run.
I think I got I think somebody snipe my scion wait you play scion
Yeah, I like me some big scion wait, babe. Okay, wait, so they've been scion
No, they chose scion they chose
Got hog get it. It's not hot dog. It's got hog
Jack jokes last time.
It was good.
Okay, now case though, I have good news and bad news.
What do you want to hear first?
I tell them losers to ward your blue man.
What are they doing?
Hey.
No, no, we're good.
We're good.
Case, I have good news and bad news.
What's up?
Okay, good news.
Master Yi's my most played champion.
Bad news, I have a 43 win percentage on him.
Oh, you did it.
Bro, but Wicked gets banned.
I can't even play Warwick
because it literally gets snipe banned every day.
That's alright.
Alright, I'm gonna farm with Yi.
I know how to play Yi perfectly now.
It's just got, okay, here's what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna be extremely disciplined early game.
I'm just gonna farm my camps, extremely disciplined,
and then I fight when I scale.
I cannot fight early game like Warwick.
Well, G2, I'm getting all ready.
I'm getting all ready.
They're mine.
Wait, what do you mean you're feeding?
Like, you're feeding them or they're feeding you?
I thought I was-
I thought I was-
Okay, so you got him?
You got him, Kase?
No, hold up.
I ain't used to playing on the setup.
Oh, no.
Good dodge!
No, this dude's already gapped.
See, see, we winning these.
Wait, really, really, really, really?
This dude's already gapped.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, good, good, good.
This is
He don't know what he's doing I'm lagging
Okay, okay, I'm gonna farm. I'm gonna farm top to bulk will clear we got this
Yep, you do your thing. Yep. Yep, dude. If you want ganks, let me know man. Let me know. I got
I'll try to look on them though a lot naturally
What's this doger doing, bro?
That's my chance!
I need that.
QEQW, tech W.
Lock him.
Lock in.
Bro, he's just lagging, bro!
Really?
For realsies?
I don't know what's going on.
I feel like my mouth's full.
Cover the map.
Yeah, put your cam over the map, probably.
Put my cam over the map.
Yeah, because that's the best way they can snipe is the map.
I'm covering it.
Let's go.
This looks good.
This all looks good right now.
OK, this is beautiful.
All right, I'm literally just going to scale.
Oh, look at this.
Oh, dude, bro, you so trans.
Get out of my lane, you dimpleton.
Yo, that's a free bottom grab, by the way.
Nunu topside.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good comms, good comms.
Dude, Nunu is the guy that rolls the snowball, right?
Yep.
That character is so weird.
I need a W. I need a W more.
I need a W way more.
Nunu is currently on top grab.
Good comms.
I'm going to grab this and then dip.
OK, flash down on Psyon, he's done.
I'm out of here, I'm out of here, I'm out of here.
Kraken Slayer?
Yeah, we can't see.
Yeah, I think you go Kraken Slayer on E and then Wraith Blade after if I'm not mistaken.
Yeah, Gweenoo's Gweenoo's thing or no?
Yeah.
So in case if you're Trindamere does that mean the scion literally can't ever fight you when you have your R?
Yeah, pretty much.
Hey mods get this new new bed you are you are shameless why are you coming up here
bruh he's ganked twice in four minutes and it hasn't even worked he's my favorite
bronze player. What does that even mean? That means you're good. Oh thank you man. Dude I think
if we get two wins I'll be bronze three and I'll be happy. I think. That is bad. Yes not bad.
It's better than iron three which I was a month ago. Oh botgank looks good but they're pushed back.
Missed one I thought.
I don't know where the Nunu is.
Yeah, I have no vision on him.
He's not mid.
Oh my mouse for like some goofy piece on this setup.
I don't know where he is honestly.
If I knew where the Nunu was, I'd try to kill the scion right now.
I have to get a gromp.
Why is my clear messed up?
Why am I early to gromp?
Why?
I
Trained I
Got my
I killed the wrong camp first clear. Oh, I had a false name the new new they were awesome
Well, hey, I'm proud of you
I'm happy for you. This could be a problem
See chat this is why I lose with you because I go for dragon and then I get down
I think I have a flock so maybe as soon as I oh no. Oh, no
You're not here. I got out I got out
You do it no
Yeah, every time I go for dragging with yeah, I die. I can't do it. That's just the theory. I hate the theory, bro
Dude, he just tp'd me like
Yeah, but my biggest problem with this game is I just don't know what any of the champs do
I you know what I don't know what the theory does either
Wait this looks what a baby. Oh, no, they got it
Yep, I think I entered the game with that you're good don't worry about it
I'm gonna miss my cannon too. Oh my goodness. Hey
Yeah, Chad that's on me man
Yeah, I don't worry about I'm gonna be new it was bad going into it too
Things happen do not fret. Thank you. Thank you. All right. We got this
All the way to early there
Sion dies here, right
Okay, oh god, wait, do you guys trade you guys trade or no? No
I all did way too early man. I'm doodoo. No, no, you're good. You're good. You're good. I
Got this one lag thing that happens where my R key automatically pressed it fell down sometimes
I don't know why it does that.
Oh nice.
It's fine.
I just, I already know what I cannot get close to anyone with the E.
He's way too quick.
Late game, I can shred though.
I just can't find anymore.
Can't find anymore.
We got this! I'm telling you we're going to stay out!
Yeah, we're still in good shape.
I think. I hope.
I beg.
Uh oh.
Well, that's just not what you want to see.
Man, I'm- yo, jeez, I'm not gonna lie, I'm playing like straight doo-doo right now, bruh.
Me too.
It's a little annoying though, when like every game is just a double man.
Who do you think you are, bro?
You suck.
I promise you.
Wait, this- oh my god, this is a gang.
Hold up.
I didn't do this.
Proxying.
What kind of- bro, you're in silver or bronze proxying.
You are terrible.
Alright, I might have a double kill.
I'm rooted.
Case, I'm going off, case, I'm back, I'm back, case!
There we go!
Come on, baby!
Come on!
This Thion's just proxy farming like he really somebody.
kind of pathetic if you guys what is proxy farming me what does that mean
we run past your enemy laner's turret and go take your way before it gets into
the lane oh I've seen that but I don't know what it I don't even know what it is
the end is the one that usually doesn't work do you check in that could have been
a double what did I do wrong now I have no R just letting you know I have no
I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. And he's out of there. Yeah,
he's out. He did eat some turd shots though. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Probably
on boy grubs right now. Yeah, this new new is going to go grubs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Still
looking good so this is a winnable game for sure we win these I just have to
scale yeah I'm outscassing the jungler it's cuz the jungle
you know I'm saying it well I'm not even kidding I think you're right
because bro big double band Warwick and Wukong and he's ganked you five times I
I mean
I don't know what to buy on this tamper, right? I'm not in front of him when you queue. Wait, why would I move the mouse in front of him?
I can't. I'm just asking. I'm just asking.
It's my mouse pad didn't feel like doodoo in here.
Are you on a new setup?
Nah, I'm on my regular one, but it's not really good if I do any high octane gaming on this one.
I've been playing it to me like gas, gas station horror games.
Okay, this is a free gromp, free gromp. We're good, we're good.
we're winning this I promise I'm gonna scale like no other they're on boy
ground now okay I might just have to let him have it I'm so far a hundred
percent on oh actually have no play right now other than we can hey you know
just get in the theories 3 and 0 yeah I could gank him but I think I'm dead if I
gank no yeah that's that's that's that's that's bad that's bad for us I just
missed the cannon I want to proud of the guy can gank every he's too over no I
don't know we're sighing oh yeah drag though and I stay here I'm gonna stay
here please all right we're gonna get dragon case we're gonna get giant yeah
Get that oh yeah get that
Dude the upper half of my mouth that feels better than the lower half just why me bro oh
Yeah, you get that dragon all day nice. This is good. Sorry. I'm coming down he did
Wait that works out for so that's not bad
Please I gotta wait, I gotta wait, yes, I forgot.
I gotta wait, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
We're winning this case, I promise we're winning this.
We absolutely are.
Merc treads into the winos, wino super blade or whatever it's called.
We absolutely are.
And I'm taking a plate here.
I actually got another chance.
Don't mind if I do, I'll take a plate or two.
You like that ride?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Ah, now we're off.
Okay, we're looking good now.
I think we're bringing this back.
That was a huge drag fight.
W, C, four.
I got the thing that's towards,
I won't probably, I got plus.
Oh, I'm gonna snag that red on my way back.
Wait, okay, all my camps are up.
Dude, I messed up my camps.
It's fine though.
I'm a hundred percent building that now.
Here.
Jesus, you can hold my top turret for me.
Top turret, got it, got it, got it.
got it
he's a good side up
uh... hold it for a second to grab this red ball
we can actually win this game no jokes
i know i know
got it on the enemy
thank you i'm pretty happy up
scott's have a witness
that we wouldn't be solid this is a doubt this is a doubt this is going to be a
cinema game is actually close
Oh, 100% it is.
What rank is this?
Challenger.
Challenger.
Yep.
NA Challenger.
Miha.
Oh, I do no damage to him.
You're the goat.
You're the goat!
Oh my god.
Kase, I did nothing you were getting out of that.
I'm not even kidding.
Wow.
I can't hold my turret, though.
Man...
Every time I try to fight this scion to Nunu pulls up,
I'm about to take a doodoo on this Nunu's forehead when it's sleeping.
That's alright, Bob!
God, Bob!
Look, Nunu looking for your Krugs, too. They ain't there, Simpleton.
Free Bobcrasher.
Where I'm going to, man?
Wait, they're in the bush, Kacer! They're both there! They're both there!
Look at this! Look at this!
Dude, I kind of want to gank and fight them. Are you down?
Also, you are stream sniping. Well, we know that now.
What did he do?
Wait, you just flashed in front of me for no reason. Couldn't have made it any more obvious.
Yo, Kase, I might gank. Are you ready? Are you ready? I'm ganking. Kase, I'm full committing asyl. I'm full committing. Here I come!
Here I come!
I'm a piece of garbage you got it you got it you got it you got it I win these
I'm down and I'm down in this yeah I'm down dad I'm dead I think the two feet
case how do you respond how did he respond what even is that character what
What is that character?
Oh, that's his passive when he dies.
He has like an afterlife effect where he can stay alive for like a couple seconds and then
he dies.
What?
He died though, he died.
Okay, that's fine, that's fine.
Well, honestly that game wasn't that bad because you got a double kill.
That game was not that bad.
Oh, we got Ace.
Okay.
Well, wait, wait, why'd you say FF?
What happened?
We got Ace.
Let's get up out here.
Yeah.
They got a, they got a Fed and a Fury too.
No, no, we got this Kate.
But we never at that, in case we never at that.
We got this.
Ward dad, Jinxy.
Which one?
Ward what, Harold?
Harold.
You got a Harold.
My name's Harold.
Are they on it?
Bro, my wards never work.
I don't know how to explain it.
Bionc's not down there yet.
Wait, we can't find this.
No fear, he's fed.
We cannot find this.
Bionc not down there yet. Wait, we can't fight this. No fear he's fed. We cannot fight this.
Very bad. I fear the fury is fed.
I gotta do my folklore. No case. We're gonna win this, trust me.
I'm gonna scale like a psycho.
Look at this Nunu just passing, passing top. This Nunu has 85 farm because it's just been
Fitting top lane the whole time.
Ooh, drag's up soon!
Hee hee hee!
Yep.
Okay, I think I go drag here.
I gotta save smite for it.
Alright.
I might.
I have no bot cryo.
I don't even know if I can go drag.
Yo, do a pppp to me, sis.
Um...
Get this guy alive.
I think it's worth, yeah.
I think it's worth. Yeah, yeah, TB.
Nefarious here.
Case, I actually, Nefarious here.
Case, Nefarious here.
Case, I don't know who you can TB.
I am coming down by the way.
That's a big MF all though.
Miss Fortune with the big old.
Dude, I kind of want to lurk on this, but I don't want to give them dragon.
It's like our only wincon.
I fear I fear dragon is our only wincon.
It's the fear we could die this the fear we could die
Right now war go
Four of us are here. I think we just fold full go drag
Kids could you see me drag or no without be bad?
Not can it y'all got a war for me?
We're actually good. I think we just got it. You're good. We got it. Oh, it's too late now. I'm coming
All right. Well, you might have to fight it might be good. It might be good
It might be good. I'm the odds old down for me because they're just like me train time
We got it. We got the dragon. That's two drags
Mel bad nice huge push this bot lane up. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
This is our turret
It feels winnable, I don't know call me crazy. Oh, no it is
I think we just keep pushing, no?
Am I insane?
Yeah, matter of fact, yeah, let's go ahead and keep pushing.
Another turret for the boys, why not?
They gotta come after us.
We're on it, we're on it, we're on it!
I love it!
Now we just fall back after this, after this wave.
Get turret, get wave, we all dead, we all dead.
Oh yeah.
Yep, get your CS.
Oh yeah, we got a lot of gold from there.
This was sort of beautiful.
Oh no.
Lord have mercy. You know what
that is though? That that is
literally the scion and the
Nunu both in the stream
combining for every little move
they do because they because
they just some pathetic
scrubs. Do they even have vision
on us there? Was it just fog
of war? I'm building the wrong
thing. Oh my goodness. I just
bought the wrong thing. That
is not what I wanted to get
I'm like certain of it
Let's let's look at it all
They banned Warwick and Wukong who are my two favorite characters they've gained you five times in five minutes
Like if they're not saving I don't even know what to say. Oh
Yeah, no, they are that flash that was there that flashed in front of my face. I got flat was a
I did wait. Yeah, it just feels like a snake man
Where we're coming? I'm on my way. Oh, yes, we go
You wait still I still but oh, yeah, we go
I think we back off just here unless
half of it make the play for yeah we did we did for this new new is so crammed
it's actually disgusting new new some straight to do I'm engaging I'm engaging
I'm full committing to this
Okay, so you the goat. Okay, so you the goat. Okay, so you the goat.
No, don't do it! Fuck!
Come on, get the dick back!
Oh, my gosh.
I'm on him. I'm on him. Don't you worry, Case.
I'm on him! I'm on him!
What? I forgot about-
BOOM!
I forgot about the resurrection thing, dude.
Okay, but that actually wasn't bad for us. I don't think that was bad. That was beautiful for us chat anti tank or experimental hex plate
The mellow ball right oh
Lord oh bore okay, please yeah that one was actually read that one from chat, okay
Thank you, bro case am I crazy to call this a win this is a win
We have two drags and they're
entering.
We've got to shut down the
theory.
Yeah.
No, we win these all day.
All day.
Maybe I'm insane.
I'm not going to drive.
Right here.
Just wait to get me one.
all day maybe I'm insane
I'm not gonna drop
right here just wait to get me one
split
I'm sorry I'm gonna take that plate
big dog yeah please
keel's on me but I don't care
botcraft's gone yeah I have no play
I guess I pushed me back yeah we pushed
right here. That was so clean. Wait a minute. K-Shield go off you beautiful man! I'm like
I'm like dank. Oh no everyone engaged. Everyone engaged. I think I danked the truth. The period
came aside. We did. We did. We did. We did. We did. We did. All good. I had no play anyway
so I was just lurking. Yeah now I'll side. I wasn't expecting the Fury to pull up right
I gotta go play their rule team right here, man. They got some the two people the two people
Titan is the new new with the thigh on and they dead. I can't even go drag here. Oh
They don't they don't stream now they go they don't rotate on matter of fact
I bet the new new is there her on its way there now
Okay, can I one be one tail if he's level 13 or now?
Yeah, with the MF stuff. Yeah, it's level 16. Oh, no
I guarantee they're all on dragon please move your camera position. It's killing me big dogs
recovering the Mac don't dragon. Can we even I don't think we can fight this. Oh we 100%
If we're all here, okay, you think we do okay
I died so instantly what
I sort of been hard I thought they did
My god, I thought they left their guy to die
Okay, that could be game losing that might be on me, bro. I should
Oh man, I think we are I look you know what the main reason we can win this is
They won't know how to end probably no because we have a cast in with six kills
If this cast and gets to level 15, we will insta win the game. Okay, word
So if Kansan makes it to level 16, we will just straight up win, undeniably.
We just need that to happen.
That's all mine, sorry about that, ha ha!
I'm gonna push this mid wave.
Bro, these are so squishy, man.
Ooh, potential, potential.
I think you probably took your red side there, I'm going top.
What have one chicken?
Oh my god they did it.
Wait did they do the next lose?
Okay the Kale is absolutely trolling.
Kale what are we doing here?
What am I doing?
Bro just die!
Oh my goodness why are you making this take longer than it needs to take?
Do you want like power man? Or can we go Garen?
Or no.
Garen?
I was like wait what can we know and I wait we're gonna get tails dead I think
we recall now we can't we can't we can't the next loss of the spurs actually
why who won bro why am I just getting shit
alright yo you can't escape in a fury case he's just you just you saying both
You can't escape him!
They're doing Baron right now?
I R'd, W'd and flashed and still died. Alright.
They're gonna have to come and for me though, but they are doing Baron currently.
Wait, Casadin? Wait, Casadin? Wait, Casadin? Wait, Casadin?
I'm getting top turret right now?
Wait a minute.
MF kills the Nunu? Wait!
Oh my goodness!
That Nunu's 1 HP mid! That Nunu's 1 HP mid!
Wait, this is the best thing that could have happened for us!
Wait, silence here.
They got to come into the top lane though, I'll handle this on the best
TP and put that bot way that big. Yep. Yep. On it on it on it
That went the best it possibly could for what happened the casting got like a triple they did it
Yeah, they just sold a Baron fight pretty much. It was not good for him at all
I don't think anyway, but I missed on which I could have
This is all good they got parents
Yo, this is this is now
Winnable I agree I agree I agree I agree
We're also known in bronze. That's how to end man. If the games are great
There's so many swings at the end of the game case. No one was how to end wait did the next win?
chatter no yeah actually who did win
new spot five
why are y'all just saying yes oh you gotta answer my question
bro nefiri is so annoying
oh that's bad right there you know I'm gonna keep splitting top they gotta come
I gotta get Borked.
Alright I completed Borked, this is good!
Jai, I don't know what to do about this inferior, I just have to waste everything to get away.
Yup.
The dragon's up in 8 seconds.
Gas stance?
I thought in hands holding it.
on dragon right now do you want to just like go
hey they got dragon which is expected there they have three they don't have soul
yet yo kyle got called action wait that kale's dad is a door now that kale is
That's a doornail
Hi, that's out another chance to get the kill there. No, yeah, yeah, yeah, 100% he's so bad
Yo pussy pussy pussy
I got one
WE JUST WON!
OH MY GOD!
OH MY LOSES IN!
WHAT'S THE BEST ONE-
How does this- Yo, this sign on his trains-
I died to his con-
Fine, that's fine, that's just his passive.
Do I undo the-
Okay, that's fine.
He doesn't get points without riding no way.
What?
He doesn't get points for his thing killing me, right?
Or no, doesn't he?
Yeah, he can- you control that and fly on, yeah.
But I don't know if I could fight a chat.
I mean, I don't know, I don't know how it works.
Wait, this is beautiful for a steep step, not gonna lie.
Brocase, I have Bork, Kraken Slayer, and I'm about to have Enhanced Ultimate. This literally might be cheese.
I got 3,000 gold right now, I'm about to go stand in a second.
This is cinema game, by the way, my god.
Get a 6th race, cinema.
Okay, it's 3-2, I might go...
...bluff.
I took it blue side, too, he's angry.
This is good here!
You're like, 10 seconds to run away? I know, but I thought I was feeding.
I had to take my bracelet off of this game because it was hampering me at the competitive
game.
I love that level of passion right now.
Put that on after.
Okay.
Yeah, this casting is fad.
This is really good.
How many points did Damon Brunson have?
Did they win?
Yeah, I think they did one.
I did not need to flash their chat.
That was a mis-input.
It was a mis-input.
You come down.
Oh, boy.
Boy
Dude, I did not mean to do that. No
Yeah, yeah, chat. Yep riff into me
But I go get that red buff
I'm all on this
We're grab up some of them. I think I just got it
Oh really what yeah, how does that work?
It's like a jungle thing once you get your jungle upgraded
That's kind of sick
I'm getting this spot. I gotta get this lane. I'm pushing this way
like
Yeah, take that
Well, see that might walk down here. Yo cast to get his foot
We're about to get a pick on tail
This kale's running me down
Okay, so you're the goat you're the goat you're the goat I'm recalling
You can I assume if she sprays on me she's waiting to know
She's like I can fight her actually I can actually fight her oh no I can't yeah you
You can kill that Kale easily, she's so weak.
But Scythe on Saryle.
Don't die, don't die, don't die, don't die, we lost.
What?
Down the Kale?
No GG.
Oh, no.
Miss Fortune's up in three seconds.
Miss Fortune, please.
You have to kill the Kale.
What is that?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No!
No!
I should have stalled.
I should have stalled.
Hey, report the, uh, report the, uh, the Nunu, by the way.
Just another disgusting game of League of Legends, man.
That was to no fault of, uh, of us, though.
I'm not alive.
That was to no fault of.
And I got an S plus two, and for sure ain't your boy tall there.
My damage is the same to it for sure, and you might not.
Yeah, I got, what did I get, what rating did I get?
I don't see it.
Bro, it's just, I can't win on Yi, man.
And if everyone's just gonna snipe
and double ban Warwick and Wukong,
I don't even know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
I can't win on Yi.
Oh, my chat's saying F, I got an F.
All right, Kase, I'm probably gonna get off
and go take a shower after that disgusting game
of League of Legends.
I need to look at myself with a mirror.
I can't win on G. I'm literally going to have like a 38 win percentage at this rate.
I don't know what to say.
I don't understand.
I just wrote a report on the noodle.
I said ghosting me and my boy Nicholas were streaming and they sniked us.
They got to be getting straight up just banned for that.
One more.
Dude, I want to do one more, but it's like I just think Warwick and Wukong are going
to get double bad.
I don't want to play G.
You can play it again whenever you want to.
You probably have a long day anyway.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We'll run it soon.
We'll run it soon.
I'm sorry, man.
I can't play yee.
Now it takes me any day to week.
Yo, I don't know if 100% sure,
but are you doing anything on June 10th?
June 11th, I am.
I don't think June 10th.
I think June 11th, I'm going to like a World Cup game.
Or no, not June.
Wait, no, not June.
No, July.
I'm good on June 10th.
Yeah.
Well, that new Fears the Fathom game comes out June 10th
and I think it's double player.
What?
Okay, yeah, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down.
We might have to do that, I'm not gonna lie.
Bad, bro.
All right, Case, have a good night and a good stream, bro.
Sorry for selling your name.
Nah, just let me know if you wanna play.
Yep, all right, man, peace, bro.
Peace.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, guys, every time, one second delay,
every time I play League of Legends
with a one second delay.
Warwick and Wukong get double banned and then I'm getting chased around the map by Nunu.
Disgusting lard. Watch out, I'm off, bro. A, another day, another W stream chat. That's...
Wait, the Knicks? No. No, they didn't! No, they didn't!
No, they didn't.
No, they didn't.
The next beat this verse.
We'll watch highlights tomorrow.
Chat.
Love y'all boys.
God first, God bless.
In case I don't see you.
Good afternoon.
Good evening and good night.
you