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That would have been planned you would have put me on you and say oh, I'm coming in there coming

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Say you say you tell me what you always do another cuz cuz let me know let me let me say why because you're not a man

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You were that's the reason why so let's talk about it. Oh

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Come here for nothing. No, you can't me for what you have to explain your boy

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So whatever you have no type of communication at all. So

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Talk to me now talk to me now

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Talk to me nice, no I'm gone by, yeah

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No way I could fall, yeah

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Impredict the next fall, yeah

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Look at them like all, yeah

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Talk to me, talk to me nice

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Talk to me nice, talk to me nice

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All the time with me at all, yeah

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On the way to one car, yeah

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Count it up and it's all, yeah

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Water hitting look like smart tips

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You don't talk to me nice, talk to me nice

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I said once I won't say it twice I came right there twice because I'm kinda high even though I'm so

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evil I still look at the sky and I ask why I treat it like my dog yeah

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we support my chance bro what is good bro what is good man what the fuck is

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good bro dead ass what is good bro what is good man what is up shifty what

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What is good R6 what it's good hoodie what it's good leaky what it's good pivot what it's good Logan what it's good

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Jason what it's good Mirage, but it's good Abraham what it's good with the prime goal with the prime crazy with the tier one

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No, I

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I

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Don't

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First thing bro first fucking thing

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new Nike ad we seen the adidas ad a week ago it was peak let's see the fucking

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Nike ad man let's see the fucking Nike ad man

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Ronaldo is in it I believe I believe Ronaldo is in this chat he's in the

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thumbnail.

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Mbappe, Nico Williams.

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Written as Mbappe ever did that.

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Show me a clip of Mbappe doing that bro.

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He has never did that.

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No, Tyrion. How many times? No improv, no theatrics. Just hand the ball. With your hand!

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Vinicius Jr.

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You don't even listen to me. None of these players listen to me, okay? We need to do this somehow.

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Bruno!

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Whatever they want all the time.

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Say the sorry ball, I'm innocent.

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Musiara!

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The director.

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It's not okay.

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Jamo Musiara!

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What the hell?

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What? This ad has everybody in it. What?

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Virtual. Virtual Van did.

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Give us two minutes.

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I ain't even got one minute.

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What, yo? Hey, what is this ad, bro?

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I'm doing it. The kids ready. I'm ready.

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Nico!

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I think I hear funk, is that funk?

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Stop!

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What are you doing, guys?

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Guys, we're filming here.

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Stop!

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Did you see that, Navini?

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What is Mbappé doing bro this guy is a mean bro this guy is a fuck like bro this guy is funny without even trying

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Chad, who is that? Is that like a musician? Chad, is that a musician? Who is that, Chad?

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Hi Brian, I can't alt-tab. Is that like a musician? Chad, who is that? Who is that? Lisa.

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Lisa, Lisa, K-pop, I don't even know who that is, yo.

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People are saying that Mbappe needs to pass the ball, no?

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Well, I think it's a ridiculous thing to say, I mean...

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Oh my gosh.

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There's not a little bit of that.

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Slept on Ibachimo.

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Right this ago.

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You can't stop me, Shawn.

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They had said it was five minutes.

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Now?

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No yet.

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They have said it's five minutes.

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No?

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No yet.

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No?

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No.

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No.

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No.

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You can't stop me, Shawn.

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Hey, Shawn.

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Come on.

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Come on.

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Come on.

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Come on.

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Come on.

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Is that Channing Tatum in a frickin' Holland Jersey, what?

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Those ejecting hearts are just like the damage.

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What am I doing out there?

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Sorry about that, guys.

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The point that I'm making is that we wrote the script for you.

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The goat's goodbyes.

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The goat's goodbyes?

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Yeah.

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All right.

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For you.

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Uh, no, you got it.

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Oh, no, for you.

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This is made for you.

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The goat's goodbye.

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I mean, you're both the goats.

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No! He is not the goat! Stop saying that! That shit is disrespectful to Messi bro! My god! Messi beats him in every statistic!

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I

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Bunch of NG is gonna stop

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I was running into the rig building

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What is this commercial back?

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Copalma!

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Wait!

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I thought England didn't bring Copalmer.

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Did they?

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I thought Copalmer's not playing.

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I read that.

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They didn't even bring him into the World Cup.

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Cole, take that jersey off!

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Why did they not bring him?

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Was he hurt?

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Jeff, why did they not bring him?

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Child shit.

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Well, they didn't bring him.

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He got injured.

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No, I thought they didn't even bring him, though.

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He's not even playing what is this ad bro, they probably film this like three months ago

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This shit is trash son

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This shit is trash. I'm not even kidding. This shit is trash. Bro the adidas commercial

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have a storyline bro. The adidas, what even is, this is just fucking cameos every two

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seconds. There's no storyline bro. This shit is horrible.

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Who is actually faster, Venetius or Mbappe?

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Chad, do we actually know?

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Who is actually faster?

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Venetius or Mbappe?

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Who is faster?

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maybe in boppe I'm not even kidding maybe in boppe

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slightly like slightly

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I

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Last because Ramona

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Jamal music I was gonna get it

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of course it was holland at the end that makes sense you know I got to give my

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Opinions on this bro. I normally don't leave hate comments, bro, but I'm gonna leave a hate comment

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This was not that good

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I

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feel

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like the

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Adidas commercial

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Had a better

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storyline and this was a lot of just cameos I fear. Also don't say CR7 is go when Messi

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exists please

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this was just bad

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wow I typed a lot of things wrong hold up

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how did I even, okay

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and this was just cameos being spam I mean dude Kim K in a World Cup commercial come

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Come on. Come on. This is just uninspiring. Also, don't say CR7 the goat when Messi exists.

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Please.

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It's just disrespectful.

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All right, Chad, what do y'all think?

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That's my first hate comment.

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Chad, that's my first hate comment.

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What do y'all think?

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Chad, what do y'all think?

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Good?

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They don't care. Yeah, bro, but it's it's my take. It's not about if they care it is my take

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This is not that good I just feel that you this commercial has a better storyline and this was just cameos being spam

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I mean dude Kim K in a World Cup commercial. Come on. This is just uninspiring

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Also, don't say CR seven to go will messy exists. Please just respect. There we go

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Bro, I'm just saying, bro, like it's just, it's my opinions, bro.

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This is an uninspiring ass commercial, dead ass.

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It's uninspiring, bro.

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Do you know what I'm saying?

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CL7, it's not the go.

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It's too long, it's too long.

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Minecraft video now, not yet.

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Not yet.

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Chat!

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NBA Fidles Game 1 happened yesterday, bro.

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in let's watch the highlights let's go

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VITAL WIMBAYAMA now bro the Knicks are on a

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tear well they were third in the east

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and now they're in a tear bro we welcome

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you to set up tell out Texas

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in 12 years. Now we have two teams from Victor Limbaia.

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Ah, lucky to get like the fucking pro deadass.

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Lucky in man.

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Stefan Casel.

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Call us and he tells.

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Yeah, I haven't been this invested in the NBA finals in a minute, bro.

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I haven't been this invested in the NBA finals in a minute.

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Last year's NBA finals was a fucking joke, bro.

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All right, bro, San Antonio Texas game one lock in jayden brunson demand the myth

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demand the myth what is this noise why are they playing this hi buzz is this you or is

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this the game? Why are they playing this? Oh, because it's the Spurs. Oh, I can't get

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enough. They're trolling them. They're trolling the Knicks. Okay, okay. This is actually, no,

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This is good banter. This is great fucking banter, Chaff.

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And a 7 foot center for Kentucky number 32, Paul Anthony Towns.

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New York 10 cooks, like wow.

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Wait!

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Yo, y'all remember, whoever wore this mascot in 2K was a god!

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In my park, if you had this mascot, you were unguardable.

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You were un-fucking-guardable.

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Get it, ass!

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The San Antonio Spurs!

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Parker thinking about gifted, King thinking about gifted.

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The next to Kentucky number four, Pierre and Fox!

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Bro, hey, I'm happy to see Darren Fox still in the NBA doing well, man.

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Yo, for real, bro. W's into the chat, bro, for Darren Fox.

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He's been around for a minute, bro.

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I remember when he was a little guy, bro, in the Kings, man, in 2017.

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I'm glad to see he's doing well.

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Bring out the big dog.

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Yo, hey mods, ban the word RARP in chat.

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I'm not doing this shit no more bro.

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Every time I watch a video, it's RARP RARP RARP SO HORR. SHUT THAT SHIT UP!

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wait they have a guy named Devin Vasell and a guy named Stefan Castle it rhymes

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you got his things winning the chip

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this guy's him this guy's no busy with the five busy with the five gifted fizzy

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He put the Yega Black Ice in my ass.

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Oh it broke my ass, stop the wall!

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Francia, Esatou, Pari, Vitao and Bayama.

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And Vector left my ember!

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Look at him!

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Look at him!

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Future go, future go, bro.

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And of course, the first year, first full time,

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head coach Mitch Johnson, interim last year, what a job he did.

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What is your main in R6?

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You shouldn't have a main.

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If you have a main, that means you're ass, bro.

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You should never be one tricking a character in R6.

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You want to get to the top ranks?

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You need to be able to play multiple operators

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at a high level.

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But to answer your question, Mew and Bravo.

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He's done this season for the San Antonio Spurs.

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And now, Dogabee.

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Scott Forster is my tough horse.

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Yo, Parker with the five gifted.

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D'Gote with the five gifted.

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Chat, I need to get my coffee.

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I'll be back in 17 seconds.

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If I'm not back in 17 seconds,

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I'll bend over and you guys can spank my ass.

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Ah!

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I forgot to say hi guys hi Brian I'm not late hi Brian I'm not late Chad listen okay fine

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and I'll bend over, bend over, bend over.

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Okay, fine Chad, fine, I'll bend over.

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All done, Chad listen.

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I have came to a decisions bro.

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Chad, tomorrow I will be playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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Grand Theft Auto 5 story mode until completion in a marathon stream, bro.

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Chat, how long is this gonna take?

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How long is this gonna take?

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GTA 5 story mode play through time.

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Chat, tomorrow we got another marathon.

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Two marathons, one week apart from one another, chat.

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We're playing this game till we beat it.

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51 hours chat. Y'all know what this means, right?

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We are going to start this stream on Friday and we're going to beat the game on probably Sunday.

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We're going to start this game on Friday and we're going to beat this game on Sunday.

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Chat, we're playing Grand Theft Auto 5 story mode until completion.

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We ran a poll, y'all said GTA V.

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I decided in my bequeathness, in my moment of thinking

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and thoughts that this is the game we're gonna do.

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We're still gonna do the last of us.

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We're still gonna do it,

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but we are gonna do GTA V story mode.

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I ultimately decided Rockstar didn't let me down

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with Red Dead Redemption 2,

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and I doubt they're gonna let me down with GTA V.

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I doubt they're gonna let me down with GTA V.

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So chat, tomorrow I'm gonna go live

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at like 3pm and we are gonna play Grant that's out of the five story mood from start to finish

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in a singular stream. Let's get it. Let's go.

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Opening tip.

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Check. What beer do you think this is? You know, if I had to predict, I'm gonna say

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Millerlite because Millerlite's always around. It's always around.

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Boston is 32nd season.

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Why is this Wrath Maulgi?

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What holy jawline!

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Holy bone structure!

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Why is this Wrath Maulgi?

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Yo yo yo!

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Why is the Wrath Maulgi?

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Why?

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FOSTER IS 30 SECONDS!

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Fuck him!

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Wait what?

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Fuck him!

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Fuck Scott Foster!

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He's the devil!

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He's a demon!

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Fuck Scott Foster!

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Wait what?

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Yeah, why do you guys hate him?

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Why do you guys hate him?

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Why?

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Wait, does he like rig games?

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Scott Foster can suck my dick?

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Fuck, Scott Foster, we on his ass.

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Chad, why do you hate him?

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Oh, he loves Shay.

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He loves Shay.

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Ba-ba-za-ba-da-ra.

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You know what, man?

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Chad, let's just have a toast that the Thunder are not in the finals.

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Pucchi? Pucchi?

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Second season, it's 27 finals game.

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Here we go! Good!

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Good! Let's go!

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Dude, you know, in another life, I want to be a referee that rigs games. I'm not even kidding.

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But what I would do is I would be a hometown hero. I could be NFL, NBA, I don't care.

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I know the calls. Chat, listen. If I could be...

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I could be, I'd be a hometown hero.

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If I'm in San Antonio, every call's going to the Spurs.

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If I'm in New York, every call's going to New York.

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I would be a hometown hero, bro.

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That sounds so fun to just throw a game.

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You're so powerful.

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You know the worst refs is the NFL refs.

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So you know, AFC championship, third and 13, incomplete,

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but then I'm the ref.

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Pass it to fans defense number 32 first down and then all the drunk fans go

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Like I get it bro. I understand why rap students. It must be fun

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I heard Jalen Brunson win off let's see it

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the Spurs. Last time in X, we're in the NBA finals. Carl Eppany Towns, Brunson, Jalen Brunson's

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first shot of his career goes down. I love when the net goes. My favorite shot in basketball

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is when the net doesn't move on a swish.

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.

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Wait, did he just say won't go?

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Nostalgia.

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Did he just say won't go?

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Is this Kevin Harman?

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He said it won't go.

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He said it won't go.

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Chad played a clip.

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Played a clip.

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Wait, the Knicks have Anunobi Josh?

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Chad Brunson and Kat, this is a fucking super team, what?

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This is super team!

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No, Victor!

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Colin!

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away. Can't get that to go. The ship is up and good from the cell. Dangerous pass.

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Whoa, whoa!

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Holds on. Oh, knocked away. Towns gets it back. Art this time doesn't have Wendaniana

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and backs it home. That's his third already and one of the leading rebounders in the

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plan goes right at Wendaniana. Blocked by Wendy. Castle picks it up, pumps the other way.

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Back to Victor. Pop it!

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Wendaniana, three-pointer. Got it!

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This dude's gonna be the goat.

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Like what am I even watching, bro?

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He's 19 feet tall.

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He like stops the play and then whats the three?

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This dude's gonna be the goat.

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This dude is gonna be the goat.

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Dylan Hawkins for the first time killed in Johnson,

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EMBA's sixth man, stolen by Bridges.

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Second turnover for San Antonio.

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At times that has been a little problem

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for this younger team.

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As towns get past Wemben, the other layup is good.

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Those players have got to get out of the pass lane.

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Thank you, Nick.

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Castle!

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Castle!

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Castle goes right at Chavitt.

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Shot is up, and rolls in.

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Alley-oop.

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Broken up on Cornette.

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Goot Cornette, with an excellent defensive play.

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Harper on the run again, gets inside.

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Wow!

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Oh, and one!

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Oh, and one!

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Goot Cornette's already made a couple of good plays

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off the bench.

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Box, winner, Harper.

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It's a three, Dylan Harper on fire in his first finals game.

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That's one red and buntious rookie.

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And Mike Brown might want to think about a timeout

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because they're making a run with Wimby out the game.

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You chat, y'all are all young bloods.

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Y'all don't know about Kyle Korver.

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You don't, bro.

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Like, if you're under the age of 16,

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you don't know who the fuck I'm even talking about.

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Kyle Korver in the corner was wet like fucking water, bro.

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That might have been the best corner shooter of all time besides maybe Ray Allen.

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Maybe Ray Allen.

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No, no, y'all are saying, you know, maybe if you're unks, bro,

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if you're like 20 plus, you know, Kyle Korver.

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All these young bloods, y'all don't know Kyle Korver.

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That's the true corner specialist.

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And Shana answers back Shana who was spectacular.

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The larp knows no end.

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OK.

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In the conference finals, he was 11 of 12 from 3-point range.

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Corner!

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Champani tries to answer and does.

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Now the 3s have fallen for both teams.

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Champani extra pass.

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Harrison Barnes, a 4-point-

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Sabraghi!

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...to Fox.

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Fox can't get away.

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He loves those corner 3s.

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Got another.

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And a foul after the shot.

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How the fuck did the next win?

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This game's getting out of hand already.

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was released. Harper pushing the base. Barnes fakes.

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Harper in attack mode, goes inside at Brunson and scores again. 10 points and

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six. Damn. And the next knee time. Damn. It's a 10-3 and a 17 point turnaround.

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Welcome back to San Antonio. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, he's limping.

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Well, good for Nix. Salem Brunson walking back to the Knicks locker room

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After taking a shot to his right knee, just a few moments ago, you could see right away that he was in some team.

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I will keep you updated Mike as I learn more.

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He tracked down the long wins and helped the bigs.

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Down stalled about a three. Now drives on Fox.

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Avarado to McBride.

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Top of the key!

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The three-pointer gets that one to go.

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Back to a five-point game.

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And I know we got a piece of it. A quick hands of Hujian.

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So, Jed, he got hurt?

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Down's drives on him.

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He gets passed inside block from behind.

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The catch, they tried to put up a knee brace on it.

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And it's not on him now.

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We're not set to check in yet.

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Castle gets inside, off the glass.

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Stefan, Castle now at six points.

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Yeah, you see the patient, he hesitates halfway down the lane

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and then he has that second gear

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when he wants to take off and finish.

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Oh, Wemby, Wemby out and grows.

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Nick's have won six consecutive road games in these play-offs as Amarado sneaks in in banks at home

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They've been a great road playoff team

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Still a slight lift as he comes up part stays in the game with the three fouls bro

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So Brunson played through injury holy aura

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throws it up for Robinson and it goes in and the foul for net was right there to block it

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Shit that I had hoop dreams when I was a kid bro. I'm not even kidding

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Bro cat when I was in middle school. I wanted to be I wanted to be the next Steve Nash

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I had hoop dreams, bro. Let's be out of chat. We why is everybody dying laughing and we're spamming these emotes?

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No, but I was a kid. I had hoop dreams, bro

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I wanted to be the next Steve Nash because Steve Nash couldn't dunk. I couldn't dunk. He was a passing specialist. I

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had hoop dreams, man. Why is this the funniest thing of all time in the chat?

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Guys, I'm being for real. I had hoop dreams when I was in I'll play the clips, bro

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When I was in seventh eighth grade, I was him

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High-fives, Calvin.

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Yo, high-fives, what up?

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I said, bro, high-fives, I said, when I was in middle school, I had hoop dreams.

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I had hoop dreams when I was in middle school, fuck!

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I'm hanging up. Yo, bro. Yo, guys.

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When I was in 7th grade, I wanted to be Steve Nash reincarnated.

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I'm proud to admit it, bro.

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It was inside at Brunson and scores again. 10 points in 6 minutes.

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And for the next neat time-out, it's a 10-point lead and a 17-point turnaround.

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Welcome back to San Antonio.

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The Towns drives on Wimby gets passed inside Block from Box.

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consecutive road games in these play-offs as Alvarado sneaks in and banks at home.

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They've been a great road playoff team.

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Still a slight lift as he comes up.

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Alright, here we go, Matt.

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This is the name of the 3,000.

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Grows it up for Robertson and it goes in.

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You were four apples tall.

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No, I wasn't.

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When I was in middle school, I was like four foot 11.

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That's not four apples.

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And the foul, Cornette was right there to block it.

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So four oranges. I'm not four, I wasn't four oranges tall.

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All right Brunson, let's see it. Brunson, Brunson, let's see it.

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You know why I love Jalen Brunson?

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He's not some physical monster.

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He's short, he's kind of chubby,

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but he's just an absolute bucket.

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Bro, Jalen Brunson damn near has a beer gun.

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I'm not even kidding.

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He's just a bucket, bro.

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He's just a fucking bucket.

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He's not some physical specimen.

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He's just a bucket.

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He's a bucket, bro.

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Good.

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Put in some good pressure.

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Get it across the timeline just under the 8th, second time.

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He is 6 foot 2.

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He's not short.

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Oh, oh, thanks for telling me that.

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I thought six, yo, he's NBA short.

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God damn it!

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Bro, the NBA keeps getting bigger and bigger, bro.

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The average good guard is like 6'3", 6'4".

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Brunson's 6'2", in fact.

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He's literally got a beer gut on him.

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He's just a bucket.

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He's an absolute bucket.

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Brunson to spin, goes at the rookie, backs up,

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Look at this guy.

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He loves...

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He loves that floater.

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He loves that floater.

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He's such a bucket.

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Look at him!

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Wait.

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Is that not a carry though?

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Wal-la this looks like a carry.

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I'm not even getting it.

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Is that not a carry?

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Come on!

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Right here, right here!

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Is that...

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bro I don't think that's allowed is that not a carry shadow step no no this

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is a carry I think did the ref miss this one as a vessel bro that looks like a

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carry deadass action scoots in right-handed off the class oh what a sweet

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blow from jayville brunson about the trust that Johnson Brunson Brunson talk to me

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nice

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the students are bucket man

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I get the field

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except you must be shallow me

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you must be shallow me

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you should have been in the next contingent

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jerry hopper down the other way

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off a main basket

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dillon hopper races up the floor

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you cannot allow those quick

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driving lanes because these doors

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are going to attack quickly

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wet like water

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wet like water close game

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We got him all game y'all.

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Ronson drives inside, kicks it out shot,

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off the bounce, pulls back, fires, and connects.

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I mean, Jalen Brunson kind of arouses me a little bit

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the way this guy plays basketball.

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I'm not even kidding, the way this guy plays basketball

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actually turns me on.

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Look at how much pressure he draws.

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The field goes, the first seed field.

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Look at how much pressure he draws.

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Gone away.

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Ronson drives.

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Wait, no, this guy kind of turns me out a little bit.

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I'm not even kidding.

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I'm getting aroused from this.

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Ronson kicks it out shot, off the bounce,

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pulls back, fires, and connects.

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And I'm a pre-porter for Shabbat.

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Ron said he misses you.

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Wait for realsies.

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Ron said he misses me.

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Say you swear.

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What it is, bro.

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Speaking of gaming, me, Jinxie, and this

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is kind of an announcement, me, Jinxie, and Los

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will be doing a stream where we can't end until we win a game

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in Fortnite, Warzone, Apex Legends.

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and I think PUBG.

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How long will the stream be, chat?

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Me and Los have CTE, me and Los have CTE.

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Guys, you act like that's hard to do.

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Is it hard to beat?

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They're hard.

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W chop trio forever.

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Yeah, but bro, the stream snipers is gonna be bad too,

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man, it's all gonna be bad.

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Shaman on Wibbit, can't penny what wide open nails a three.

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This third three-pointer, and we get a Brooklyn-born kid.

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He's first back up four.

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Now tries to set a screen, bridges off the bounce, floats it out, Avarado, his three-pointer.

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Got it!

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Jose Avarado off the bench.

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Bro, they don't miss threes in the NBA.

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They really don't miss.

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They don't miss threes, guys.

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points in six minutes. If you look at this first half right now, the leading scorer in this game is Dylan Harper of Rookie.

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Champagne fires away, knocks down another. And Penny Redhawk, he's got 12. They can't move.

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Oh, it's highlights. Oh, I'm actually fucking stupid. I didn't even think about that. I'm actually

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fucking dumb. Bro, it is highlights. Of course, they're not going to miss. I'm actually stupid.

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The percentages have been pretty low. Nips have gotten hot air in the second.

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Oh, the Aaron Vox!

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The costly turnover in Fox, throws it down.

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Six to shoot.

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At the buzzers. Fox!

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The defense throws it in the corner.

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Champani puts it up, pucks it in.

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Bro, the Nix won this?

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Head hot air in the first half.

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Final seconds knocked away.

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What?

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And quarter number two comes to an end.

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Champani five of six from three-point range.

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One for eight at one point.

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Castle sneaks it in there.

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I think get that to go.

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And this is the largest lead of the game

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as he not put the team first.

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He has been a teammate.

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They all adorn respect.

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Oh, nice pass inside.

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And Towns backs it in.

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He often shot after shot after shot.

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Fox on the spin move gets inside.

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That comes up short.

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Castle right there.

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And it goes in.

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How is he that good?

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Castle.

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The Castle.

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Kona.

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Harper had a hot hand when he first came in.

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Spins against Bridges.

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Spins again.

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Lings in shot.

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Got it.

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So unafraid, still.

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How the fuck did the Knicks win?

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They were down 14?

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Fearless despite playing in the biggest games of his career.

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Bridges gets away with it.

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Corner!

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Some space jump shot.

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Goal tending, goal tending, goal tending.

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Goal tending!

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Yo, the Knicks ended up winning by 10 points and they were down 13 with five to go in the third.

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defense which is three fast break points.

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Towns gets inside, takes a hit,

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and a chance for a three point play.

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Box double, Champagny gets away, drives up Brunson,

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goes inside.

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Oh!

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Picked up by Shannon.

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Lost the ball.

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Brunson!

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Brunson!

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Brunson to drive, sidestep,

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floats it up.

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Bro, he's so smooth.

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Oh my God, he's so, he dude, he's so,

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I love his floater.

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And,

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Galen Brunson with the bucket.

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She defends from Towns again.

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Champagny steps back.

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Harper, baseline drive, reverse he can't send.

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Dylan Harper having himself a game.

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Reap point range, that's 24%.

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Hark for the steal, bad pass from Fox.

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Hark to McBride, now to Shamet.

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Quick release, Shamet, corner three.

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What?

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Hark left open, Brunson, McBride.

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Quick release, McBride, three's pointer can't get it.

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Towns to rebound and the putback.

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Call Anthony Towns is locked in, my God.

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This is the momentum the mix gets a momentum when Wendy coming in and now the spurs have to slow it down with when be back

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box

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That one down Aaron Fox

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Mark gonna take that one in and out towns another offense of rebound

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Jack call it that he sounds is going him

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Anthony Jack's chance for three-point play is back to three as we approach two minutes remaining

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Brunson, Brunson, Brunson!

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Wemba Yama!

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Brunson!

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There's about a five second different shot clock game.

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Hart has to pass it out.

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Corner!

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9.3.

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Thanks for that from the corner.

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This nicked you.

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Bro, I've literally done this shot before.

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Chat, in 2022, I used to play pick up all the time

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at the local courts.

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This was my shot.

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I'm not even kidding.

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Corner!

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This was my shot.

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Literally, I did this so many times.

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This is my signature.

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Hart has to pass it out.

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McBride, corner three.

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Off the board. Cap. Hell no. Nah. Hell no. Me when I lie. Yo, yo, yo, guys, that was dead ass my shot.

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Maybe the side of the backboard. Alright, man. No, I see how it is, bro. You want to fucking hate, bro, okay?

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Bro, the Knicks are just a more well-rounded team than the Spurs.

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The Spurs are pretty top-heavy.

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Like the Knicks have a really deep lineup, man.

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The Spurs do not.

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I still- it just feels like Spurs in six.

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I'm not even kidding, even though the Knicks won Game 1, this really feels like Spurs in

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6.

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I'm being dead ass.

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I'm alive and the foul is good.

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The length of Victor Wumbanyama on display again.

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No other player in the world.

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Jack, who are Wimbayama's parents, bro?

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Are they also 8 feet tall?

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is his parents Felix when by Yama six seven there it is that's why that's why

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right there bro listen to me and listen to me now chat if you want your son to

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be into the NBA if you want your son to be into the NBA chat you need to marry a

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a wife that is six foot three. I'm not even kidding. Bro, she's six foot three, y'all.

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Do you understand? She is six foot three and he's six seven. Like, bro, do y'all understand?

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Do you get it? This is the LeVar ball method. LeVar did this. LeMelo bow ride. Sorry. But

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But channel, look, look, look.

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LaVar, ball, wife, height.

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Bro, this is blueprint.

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Bro, she's six one.

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Guys, this is blueprints, bro.

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Tina is six foot one.

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LaVar is like six foot six.

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This is blueprints, guys.

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I'm telling you, you can have your son in the NBA.

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If you are over six feet,

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if you're over six feet five,

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type me in the chat.

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If you're over six feet five,

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type me inside of the chat right now. If you're over six feet

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five, seeing me's seeing me's seeing me's. Okay, y'all are

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probably capping, but let Ron go. If you get a wife that is six

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foot three and you're over six foot five, your son is going to

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be in the NBA 70% of the time. Well, I'm not kidding. Zondale

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Zingo, John Dale jingle, Vondale Vingo, what is good, bro?

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Yo, quick question bro. I'm really debating what you said. Is Red Dead Redemption actually

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worth playing?

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If you don't play and complete Red Dead Redemption, I will fly to California, bend you over a

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table and pipe you repeatedly. Bro, Red Dead Redemption, it's not a good game. It's a life

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changing game the game will change your life bro all right you will not be it

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you'll be a different man coming out but run I'm gonna be honest I don't know if

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you have read your chat but you might have too much brain rot to finish the

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game because it starts off slow bro like it takes

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is one fucking dude who's pointing to the sky?

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Is that Morgan Freeman pointing to the sky?

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Yes, bro.

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That means, I think that means true.

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So here's the thing, Ron.

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You have brain rot and CTE.

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Red Dead Redemption 2 is gonna challenge that.

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But bro, I'm telling you, I don't wanna spoil it,

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but when you get deep into the story,

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it's really, really good.

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And it's the bed, bro.

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If the game will change your life.

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If you don't finish the game, bro,

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if you're gonna start it, finish it, though.

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Don't quit it.

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If you're gonna start Red Dead,

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you have to finish it, you have to.

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Like how important is it if I quit like midway?

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You'd be the biggest piece of shit on the planet, bro.

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If you quit Red Dead, quit Red Dead?

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No, bro, you have to finish the game, bro.

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How long did it take you to get the game?

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Chat, I think, I'm not even kidding.

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Chat, was it three or four days?

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I think four days.

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I think four days, guys.

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I'm getting told that you quit Elden Ring.

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Okay.

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Yo, do you want me to like, yo bro, do you want me to literally replay Alden Ring and

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beat it?

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Because I will.

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I will.

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You want me to.

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Oh, God, yes.

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All right, let's make a deal.

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If I play Elden Ring, start to finish.

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You have to play Red Dead.

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Start to finish.

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Yeah, sure.

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But I don't think you're going to play.

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You're not going to play Elden Ring.

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Yeah, cuz you're a cheater, bro. You're cheating. So okay, let me know so if I be out in ring on stream

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What now?

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Okay, if you get out of ring on stream, I will sit still and I will fix my ADHD and I'll play red

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So we chat like okay, huh?

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Let me actually think about it. How long is it out of me?

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Bro run with my gaming skills. Wait, but no out of rings controller, bro. I could do it

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Yo, Ron, listen up, bro. If you play Red Dead Redemption 2, I will be out and ring live

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on stream. Start to finish.

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So I have to do it first?

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No, we can both do it, but you have to do it. Like, you can't not play Red Dead and

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be human being.

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Chad, do I actually do this whole line? Let me look up.

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Bro, but Ron, you have too much CTE to play a story game. I'm not even kidding, bro.

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Okay, I'm down to do it this month. I can do the 27th. Should I do it?

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You promise me you'll play Elden Ring?

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Ron, I promise you I will play and beat every Elden Ring boss, even if it takes 100 hours,

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if you promise, because I'll play, Chad, you'll be playing Elden Ring this weekend.

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Bro, Ron, I will, bro, if I do this, you have to play Red Death.

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I hate games like this.

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You cannot use summons.

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We summons the thing that makes you a shadow guy and do double damage.

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You can only play legit.

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Oh shit.

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Don't that, no that, that oh shit thing needs to die bro.

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So Ron, I was gonna do GTA 5 tomorrow, but I'll do out and ring if you square your play

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I've never played GTA 5 story mode is iconic and it has like a lot of funny scenes like

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I've seen a shit ton of clips of it.

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I've never played it either.

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Red Dead Redemption 2 is the best story game ever created.

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Ask anyone you know.

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Best game ever.

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Best story game.

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Listen bro, I'll play Red Dead, Mark your challenge bro, I'll do it, oh man I don't want to do this.

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If you do Red Dead on the 27th, I will do Elden Ring, literally tomorrow.

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Oh my god.

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I will do Elden Ring, tomorrow, start to finish, if you swear to god you'll do Red Dead.

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It's literally going to take three or four days.

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You can't bitch out, bro.

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All right, deal, deal, deal, deal.

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So I'm going to do Elden Ring tomorrow, and you're going to do Red Dead 20.

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I'm still gonna do GCN. I just might do like three marathons this month. Oh

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Shit, stop saying that

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That needs to die

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All right, bro, so we got deals bro. We got a deal

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Be a brown deal do listen you can do better than whatever you want before the 27th just make sure it happens

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Okay, I'm not gonna quit out on stream this time like a bitch bro. I got you man

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I got you bro. No, let's do it 60 to a hundred hours chat if I factor in my CTE price 75 hours

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All right, yeah, here we go with this shit a doc do so chat now we have a question

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What do we do tomorrow?

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Do we play GTA 5 story mode tomorrow or do we do Elton right?

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Y'all need to vote. This poll is important.

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Elton Ring is probably going to take longer.

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Oh my God, I played Elton Ring two years ago and wanted to kill myself.

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You guys need to vote. I'm not going to quit this time. I'm not going to quit.

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You guys vote.

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GTA 5 story mode or Elton Ring? Guys, we already did Red Dead. What do you mean?

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I did Red Dead.

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Vote. Vote.

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Chad, you need to vote! You need to vote! Vote! Vote! Vote!

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Here's the thing, Elton Ring? Oh my god, this poll's close. Wait, why is this poll so close?

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Oh my god.

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Oh my god. Oh my god. Why is this the closest poll we've ever ran? Why is this the closest poll we've ever ran?

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Why is this closest now because I'm not going to black chat with elderings winning

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Eldering has haunted me for two years ever since that daunting day that I quit out of the ring

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You guys have called me out and quit and a piece of shit for the rest of my life, bro

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So this time if I play out and ring I will beat it all on screen

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And I will not quit no matter how bad I want to quit because they're gonna buy chat vote vote vote

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He won't marathon it. No, I'll marathon both of these games guys this weekend. I have nothing to do

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My schedule is completely free until the 12th. I have nothing to do so I can do a marathon game

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Guys, please vote. This poll is literally so close. It's insane

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This poll is literally so close. It's insane

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Eldering will take seven days.

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Yeah, it probably will.

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Eldering is going to take 60 hours of success.

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This poll is so close, bro.

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Eldering is going to take 60 hours of success.

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I'm not going to do a 60 hours straight up nonstop.

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So factoring in sleep, if I play 10 hours a day, it's going to take a week.

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If we do out of ring tomorrow, it'll be a week long stream.

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I'm not even kidding.

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To beat Malania and beat everybody?

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Yes.

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But I'm gonna do the main game.

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I'm not gonna do the DLC.

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I'll do the main game.

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The one that I infidmously quit two years ago.

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I will revisit my greatest nightmare.

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This will probably take with my CTE 75 hours.

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This portal is so close.

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Chat vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.

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You are never beating this.

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That's good motivation.

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Chat vote, fucking vote.

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Vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.

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Vote!

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Yeah, Elden, quitter.

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No, that's good motivation.

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Yo, this is the closest poll we've ever ran.

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This is the closest poll we've ever ran.

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This is the closest poll.

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You quit at like 80%?

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No, I wasn't that close.

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Chat quit?

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When did I quit?

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I quit on the dragon.

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I quit on the dragon, bitch.

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How what percentage was I when I quit? I think I was like 50% great now. It's slapping Elden Ring

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Jack if I beat Elden Ring, I'll become an Elden Lord Shawn the good environment

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You quit at 23% no, I was like 50% when I quit I was like 50% when I quit

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This will take me and I will not quit this time. This will take me a week. I'm not even kidding

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You said last of us and then you guys voted for GTA 5 and now you guys are voting for Elden Ring over GTA 5

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Which mean Elden Ring trumps all three if y'all vote for it. This poll is close as fuck though. It's a 40 vote difference

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We're starting the shit tomorrow chat whatever the young pick vote now vote now

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Vote oh my god, it's 20 votes 20 votes difference vote vote vote. Oh my god. Oh my god vote

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Blood wolf they could be the brand

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Repoll with the last of us guys but y'all voted for GTA 5 over the last of us

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yesterday.

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Dude oh my god this is the this is the closest poll I think ever.

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Chat vote for GTA 5 or Elden Ring GTA 5 or Elden Ring. Oh my god.

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Vote! Vote! Vote!

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It's going to take you a month to be out of the ring. It'll probably take a week because I have CTE.

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Vote! Vote!

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Yo, okay, this is actually so close.

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This is actually, it's the last 10 seconds, spam vote, spam vote, spam your votes, or

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forever hold your peace.

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GTA 5 story mode wins on a dead 50-50 repo or on a dead 50-50 pull.

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Wow.

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So chat.

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Should we do a repo and add the last of us?

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Whatever wins wins. This is too close of a pole to not repo. This is too close of a pole to not repo, bro

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Shaq should we add last of us to do a repo that way no one complains

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GTA is shorter than out of ring. Yeah, GTA will be GTA will be a lot shorter than out of ring

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For eldering will be have a good idea, which won't be good. I didn't play that game in two years

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Guys, I think it's only fair to do a repoll because it was a 50-50 and add the last of

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us.

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This way nobody can complain about shit.

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Mods.

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Five minute, five minute poll, add the last of us, add GTA5, add Elimine.

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Y'all gotta vote, bro.

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Whatever y'all vote for, man.

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All right, this is the last poll. This is the last poll. This is the last poll. Okay,

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the last of us didn't even stand a chance. It's either going to be GTA 5 story mode

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or Elton ring. The last of us literally got mobbed chapter. The last of us got mobbed.

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Wow. So check, y'all made a new GTA 5 story mode.

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It's going to be equal again. Yeah, bro. If it's another 5050, I don't even know what to do. I guess I'll just choose

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If it's another 5050, I don't even know what to do. I don't even know what to do, bro. I don't even know what to do

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I actually don't know what to do, bro

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Chat the thing is if we do out and ring the stream will literally be longer than the Minecraft stream

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It'll be like I'm not even kidding 100 hour streams. I'm deadass not even kidding

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It'll be 100 hour streams

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Bro the poll is so close. Oh my god, it's so Elden Ring is right behind GTA 5. Holy shit

01:02:20.100 --> 01:02:23.880
Elden Ring is right behind GTA 5. Holy shit

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bro chat two marathons one week apart from one another bro I never thought I

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would see today where Jinx he became a full-time streamer

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Kodin rings beating it oh my god guys everyone votes dude the lat dude the last

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of us never even set a chance chat dude oh my god everybody needs to vote

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Everybody needs to vote. Everybody needs to vote. Everybody needs to vote. Dude. Oh my God. Guys, you

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need to vote. You need to vote. This is at like, bro, this is, bro, what if it's another 5050? Do we

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have to report again if it's another dead 5050? If they're equal percentage, I don't even know what

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This is why is this the closest port of all time?

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Why is this the closest port of all time?

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Yeah, both of these are non-stop. So if you guys do GTA 5, it's non-stop until we beat the game.

01:03:28.380 --> 01:03:32.380
Elder Ring non-stop until we beat the game. Not DLC, it's the OG.

01:03:32.380 --> 01:03:36.380
The one that I imprimarily rage quit off of two years ago.

01:03:45.340 --> 01:03:50.220
Chat Ludwig said to do streamer games. Should I do that? Jeff, what is that again?

01:03:51.420 --> 01:03:54.900
Chat Ludwig just texted me. Jeff, what is streamer games again? It was the

01:03:55.860 --> 01:03:59.940
Should I do that? That could be IRL. I don't really do IRL. I

01:04:01.540 --> 01:04:07.140
Need to know what dates bro, but I'm going to World Cup in 11th and now mother

01:04:07.140 --> 01:04:17.140
Bro, it's another dead-even poll. I don't even know what to do. Are y'all doing this on purpose? It's one vote apart.

01:04:17.140 --> 01:04:30.140
Check. Here are the pros and cons. Okay. So I'm going to give you guys a pros and cons. If we do grant theft auto five pros, it's a story game.

01:04:30.140 --> 01:04:33.740
We haven't done a story yet since Fred Dead.

01:04:33.740 --> 01:04:36.500
Pros number two, it's a Rockstar game.

01:04:36.500 --> 01:04:37.940
It's going to be big.

01:04:37.940 --> 01:04:43.860
Outer Ring, cons, well, you guys are going to consider it pros.

01:04:43.860 --> 01:04:45.860
Outer Ring is going to make me rage.

01:04:45.860 --> 01:04:52.020
Outer Ring is probably going to be longer, but GTA V is cinematic, and we have to play

01:04:52.020 --> 01:04:56.340
GTA V story mode before GTA VI comes out, because when GTA VI comes out, it's going

01:04:56.340 --> 01:04:59.660
to be the first thing I do, is play the story mode.

01:04:59.660 --> 01:05:02.460
I don't even know what to do. I don't know what to do, man.

01:05:03.820 --> 01:05:07.420
Elder Ring of Cinema. Guys, they're both cinema. Both of these games are cinema.

01:05:13.180 --> 01:05:18.300
Now, the other thing is, bro, why is the percentage tied? I've never even seen this chat.

01:05:18.300 --> 01:05:21.580
I've never even seen this. Why is this the closest poll ever?

01:05:23.580 --> 01:05:29.340
Bro, the other thing is chat, would it be better to do GTA V story mode closer to GTA

01:05:29.340 --> 01:05:36.340
isn't GTA 6 in 5 months?

01:05:36.340 --> 01:05:41.620
Bro I kinda wanna do Elden Ring man, I don't know.

01:05:41.620 --> 01:05:45.420
I kinda wanna do Elden Ring and Redeem myself.

01:05:45.420 --> 01:05:50.340
God I don't know bro!

01:05:50.340 --> 01:05:55.780
I feel like it would be smarter to do GTA 5 story mode like a couple of weeks before

01:05:55.780 --> 01:05:56.780
GTA 6.

01:05:56.780 --> 01:05:58.300
Like a month before.

01:05:58.300 --> 01:05:59.500
I don't know, bro.

01:06:02.260 --> 01:06:06.220
Bro, they're literally, that's 70 vote difference, 70 people.

01:06:06.220 --> 01:06:09.140
That is a 70 people difference.

01:06:09.140 --> 01:06:09.980
All right, chat.

01:06:13.260 --> 01:06:17.580
All right, guys, I think I made my decisions, bro.

01:06:17.580 --> 01:06:19.180
I think I know what I'm gonna do.

01:06:21.380 --> 01:06:22.980
I think I know what I'm gonna do.

01:06:22.980 --> 01:06:32.980
chat. It is a nine out of ten on steam 4.7 out of the five on PlayStation.

01:06:32.980 --> 01:06:46.980
All right, chat. Tomorrow, I'm going to revisit my demons of one of the only or no, the only

01:06:46.980 --> 01:06:55.580
game, the only fighting game I ever played, or Souls game I ever played, on Elden Ring,

01:06:55.580 --> 01:07:04.460
man. Now, this time, tomorrow, I'm going to play Elden Ring to completion. I'm not going

01:07:04.460 --> 01:07:10.420
to quit, no matter how hard I want to quit. Last time I played Elden Ring and quit, I'm

01:07:10.420 --> 01:07:15.020
going to play this game to completion. This will probably be the longest stream I've

01:07:15.020 --> 01:07:22.700
ever done. The Minecraft stream was 75 hours. The Red Dead stream was 78 hours, I think, maybe 80.

01:07:23.660 --> 01:07:29.740
This could be 100 hours. I'm not even kidding. We're going to do this chat because I want to do

01:07:29.740 --> 01:07:35.100
GTA 5 closer to when GTA 6 comes out, like a month before, like in October.

01:07:37.340 --> 01:07:41.660
That's what I'm going to do. I'm going to do GTA 5 in October, like a month before GTA 6 comes out.

01:07:41.660 --> 01:07:44.260
Chad, this is what I'm going to do.

01:07:44.260 --> 01:07:45.700
I'm going to do this tomorrow.

01:07:45.700 --> 01:07:48.420
I will not quit Elden Ring.

01:07:48.420 --> 01:07:54.500
I will beat every boss in the game, ending with, I believe, millennia.

01:07:54.500 --> 01:07:56.100
I'll beat every boss.

01:07:56.100 --> 01:07:57.780
Every fucking boss, bro.

01:07:57.780 --> 01:07:58.780
I will not quit.

01:07:58.780 --> 01:07:59.780
I will do this tomorrow.

01:07:59.780 --> 01:08:00.780
Lock.

01:08:00.780 --> 01:08:02.460
I'm going to play on PC this time, too.

01:08:02.460 --> 01:08:05.940
I'm not going to be on Xbox.

01:08:05.940 --> 01:08:07.220
I will not quit, Chad.

01:08:07.220 --> 01:08:09.540
I will play Elden Ring to completion.

01:08:09.540 --> 01:08:11.740
I will not be a bitch.

01:08:11.740 --> 01:08:15.140
I got y'all boys, man.

01:08:15.140 --> 01:08:18.860
And then we'll do GTA VI in October, GTA VI story mode

01:08:18.860 --> 01:08:22.300
in November.

01:08:22.300 --> 01:08:24.060
Locked.

01:08:24.060 --> 01:08:27.980
Chat, do y'all think I will beat the game?

01:08:27.980 --> 01:08:32.020
Do y'all think I will beat the game in one stream?

01:08:32.020 --> 01:08:35.300
Do y'all think I will beat the game in one stream, yes or no?

01:08:35.300 --> 01:08:38.100
Yes or no?

01:08:38.100 --> 01:08:38.940
No.

01:08:38.940 --> 01:08:43.940
No, no, El Scammer, no, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be it.

01:08:45.100 --> 01:08:50.000
You guys, listen, this will be probably more challenging

01:08:50.000 --> 01:08:54.280
than Minecraft because I won't have Ron to benign.

01:08:54.280 --> 01:08:57.380
I'm only gonna have myself, my thoughts,

01:09:00.460 --> 01:09:01.620
and the support of chat.

01:09:03.220 --> 01:09:05.580
Before we adventure into this, let's call Bernard.

01:09:08.940 --> 01:09:19.940
Bernard. Hey, Nick. Alright, I'm ready for whatever's on your mind. No PR mode. Just me being direct. What are we tackling? How have you been, bro?

01:09:19.940 --> 01:09:29.940
I've been steady as ever. Always here, always ready. But hey, more importantly, how have you been holding up? Tell me what's going on.

01:09:29.940 --> 01:09:33.940
Bernard, I'm about to make a big commitment and I want your opinion.

01:09:33.940 --> 01:09:39.720
You know I'm all about giving you that honest take, lay it on me, what's this big commitment

01:09:39.720 --> 01:09:41.480
you're thinking about?

01:09:41.480 --> 01:09:50.820
I want to play out and ring until I beat the game, on stream, every boss, one at a time.

01:09:50.820 --> 01:09:56.240
Last time I did it, I quit at 50%, do you think I should do this?

01:09:56.240 --> 01:10:00.700
Honestly, if you've got that itch to conquer it, I'd say go for it.

01:10:00.700 --> 01:10:03.020
Just be real with yourself on pacing.

01:10:03.020 --> 01:10:07.500
If you're ready for the grind and your community's excited, it'll be a wild ride.

01:10:07.500 --> 01:10:10.660
But if you're not feeling that fire to push through, no shame in picking it up.

01:10:10.660 --> 01:10:16.580
Bernard, how many hours does it take to beat out and rig?

01:10:16.580 --> 01:10:18.460
Of non-stop gaming?

01:10:18.460 --> 01:10:19.460
Non-stop?

01:10:19.460 --> 01:10:25.980
Well, for a first playthrough, you're looking at around 80 to 100 hours if you're aiming

01:10:25.980 --> 01:10:27.480
to explore thoroughly.

01:10:27.480 --> 01:10:31.820
If you're laser focused, maybe less, but it's definitely an epic haul.

01:10:31.820 --> 01:10:37.260
So if you're committing, be ready for a proper saga.

01:10:37.260 --> 01:10:38.260
Bernard.

01:10:38.260 --> 01:10:39.260
What's up, Nick?

01:10:39.260 --> 01:10:40.260
I'm Roy here.

01:10:40.260 --> 01:10:41.760
What do you need?

01:10:41.760 --> 01:10:45.420
How long would the stream be if I just did a Elden Ring till I beat it?

01:10:45.420 --> 01:10:46.500
Would it be about a week?

01:10:46.500 --> 01:10:51.000
I would be sleeping and gooning on stream.

01:10:51.000 --> 01:10:55.340
If you played it straight, factoring in sleep and regular breaks, you're probably looking

01:10:55.340 --> 01:10:59.900
at a handful of days, maybe around a week, depending on your pace and how stuck you get

01:10:59.900 --> 01:11:00.900
on some bosses.

01:11:00.900 --> 01:11:06.620
Elden Ring can be unpredictable, but with your chat along for the ride, I'm sure it'll be a legendary grind.

01:11:08.220 --> 01:11:13.340
Chat, how many days did this take wrong? How many days did this take wrong, chat?

01:11:14.700 --> 01:11:23.660
If you're asking about a streamer like Rob, who's done it, typically it's taken folks anywhere from five to ten days of streaming, depending on how long each session was.

01:11:24.100 --> 01:11:27.780
Some finish faster if they're really skilled, but others take their time.

01:11:27.780 --> 01:11:29.780
So, if you can take a picture.

01:11:29.780 --> 01:11:31.780
How long did Elden Ring take Ron?

01:11:31.780 --> 01:11:33.780
How long did it take Ron?

01:11:33.780 --> 01:11:35.780
If we've been talking about it.

01:11:35.780 --> 01:11:37.780
Ninety-five hours?

01:11:37.780 --> 01:11:39.780
Alright, that's a beast.

01:11:39.780 --> 01:11:41.780
Bernard, shut the fuck up!

01:11:41.780 --> 01:11:47.780
Yo, chat, it's not a scam because the poll was a 60-vote difference.

01:11:47.780 --> 01:11:49.780
I'm gonna get CTA from this.

01:11:49.780 --> 01:11:53.780
Chat, we're still gonna do GTA, shut the fuck up!

01:11:53.780 --> 01:12:00.500
Look, it's not a scam because it's the same percentage twice.

01:12:00.500 --> 01:12:03.420
I'm going to do Elden Ring, and I'm still going to do GTA V.

01:12:03.420 --> 01:12:05.220
Nobody's scamming GTA.

01:12:05.220 --> 01:12:09.060
It's better to do GTA V right before GTA VI,

01:12:09.060 --> 01:12:10.740
like a month before.

01:12:10.740 --> 01:12:12.340
We're still going to do all of it, bro.

01:12:12.340 --> 01:12:14.220
Relax.

01:12:14.220 --> 01:12:14.740
All right, man.

01:12:18.820 --> 01:12:20.580
I'm doing Elden Ring tomorrow.

01:12:20.580 --> 01:12:22.540
I'm doing Elden Ring tomorrow.

01:12:22.540 --> 01:12:25.780
No quitting, no crying, no excuses.

01:12:25.780 --> 01:12:28.820
I might be alive for a week straight until we beat the game.

01:12:31.540 --> 01:12:33.020
I'm doing it out of ring tomorrow.

01:12:33.020 --> 01:12:34.820
I'm doing it in tomorrow, chat.

01:12:34.820 --> 01:12:36.540
Locked, 100% locked.

01:12:37.820 --> 01:12:39.420
Now let's watch the rest of this game.

01:12:39.420 --> 01:12:41.180
Oh, back into back.

01:12:41.180 --> 01:12:43.820
Here's McBride, Ananobe, quarter three,

01:12:43.820 --> 01:12:45.020
knocks it down.

01:12:45.020 --> 01:12:45.860
What?

01:12:45.860 --> 01:12:46.700
What?

01:12:46.700 --> 01:12:47.540
What?

01:12:47.540 --> 01:12:48.380
What?

01:12:48.380 --> 01:12:49.540
Let's go up by four.

01:12:49.540 --> 01:12:51.460
Great fight by McBride, but it ain't even.

01:12:51.460 --> 01:12:54.020
So what even happened? This first defense is just shit?

01:12:54.020 --> 01:12:59.020
We stepped right into that. There was not a lot of time to get that shot off.

01:12:59.020 --> 01:13:01.020
Nice spin models castle.

01:13:01.020 --> 01:13:03.020
A soft punch.

01:13:03.020 --> 01:13:06.520
Barnes-Breshing Towns.

01:13:06.520 --> 01:13:09.520
Anonomi.

01:13:09.520 --> 01:13:12.520
Fakes. Shoots over Wemby.

01:13:12.520 --> 01:13:14.520
And hits another prey.

01:13:14.520 --> 01:13:16.520
Anonomi's coming over here.

01:13:16.520 --> 01:13:18.520
This guy's disgusting, bro. What?

01:13:18.520 --> 01:13:22.240
He hit him with two or three jab steps, finally created separation.

01:13:22.240 --> 01:13:23.600
Oh my God, he almost stole them.

01:13:23.600 --> 01:13:28.280
Went for the steal, the cell kicks it back out, Castle launches a three-pointer and it's good.

01:13:28.280 --> 01:13:31.600
Everybody making buckets right now, it's a two-point game.

01:13:33.280 --> 01:13:34.160
Not by the key!

01:13:34.160 --> 01:13:35.000
Barnes.

01:13:35.000 --> 01:13:35.600
Wait.

01:13:37.000 --> 01:13:37.840
Barnes?

01:13:38.320 --> 01:13:40.000
As in Harrison Barnes.

01:13:42.160 --> 01:13:43.000
Barnes.

01:13:45.040 --> 01:13:47.120
Harrison Barnes is still in the NBA?

01:13:48.520 --> 01:14:04.520
Why did I think he was 40? I thought he was 40! I thought Harrison Barnes was 40 years old!

01:14:04.520 --> 01:14:12.520
What?! I thought Harrison Barnes was 40!

01:14:18.520 --> 01:14:23.480
up game one and now that nix gets jailed brunson back to the floor now brunson with a beautiful

01:14:23.480 --> 01:14:30.360
underhand floater nix backed up by two harper wrote me honey and i thought harrison burns was 40

01:14:30.360 --> 01:14:35.080
drives double team the cell tough catch hard pulps are away from wendy

01:14:36.280 --> 01:14:40.040
eckham's brunson stutter dribble drives inside layup backs them in

01:14:41.000 --> 01:14:45.240
dale and brunson coming alive again as we approach the midway point here on the fourth

01:14:45.240 --> 01:14:50.840
Brunson looking. Brunson driving left, shot in.

01:14:50.840 --> 01:14:57.840
Bro, he's so smooth. Oh my god. Jalen Brunson, give me strokes to the back. He's so smooth,

01:14:57.840 --> 01:14:58.840
guys.

01:14:58.840 --> 01:15:03.840
Brunson, barrage here in the fourth quarter. For this San Antonio's first heat, but the

01:15:03.840 --> 01:15:05.840
Knicks get a couple more stops.

01:15:05.840 --> 01:15:07.840
I'm gonna tell him I am a

01:15:11.160 --> 01:15:13.160
Bro

01:15:14.240 --> 01:15:16.240
Shoot again

01:15:20.040 --> 01:15:23.760
Y'all said when we played bad this game, I don't see it. I don't see it, bro

01:15:28.640 --> 01:15:33.640
You get the wind knocked out of it runs it keeps it alive bridges looks back to

01:15:35.840 --> 01:15:55.600
No, Wemby! No! Brunson. Give it to Brunson. Give it to Daddy. Let's see what Brunson does

01:15:55.600 --> 01:15:58.160
He's gonna waste time. That's a textbook move

01:16:16.960 --> 01:16:24.160
That was disgusting what like no that was actually gross

01:16:25.600 --> 01:16:27.600
Those are some shit straight out of 2K.

01:16:28.100 --> 01:16:29.100
Watch this back.

01:16:29.940 --> 01:16:31.100
Watch this back!

01:16:32.100 --> 01:16:34.300
Since we're down to 46 seconds remaining.

01:16:37.300 --> 01:16:37.900
Brunson.

01:16:38.300 --> 01:16:39.800
On the drive, spins.

01:16:40.700 --> 01:16:42.900
Underneath, puts it up, puts it in!

01:16:43.100 --> 01:16:45.000
Jalen Brunson does it again!

01:16:45.100 --> 01:16:47.900
It's a 6-point lead with 37 seconds left.

01:16:48.300 --> 01:16:51.200
Flars off the bounce, skits inside, kicks it out in the corner,

01:16:51.200 --> 01:16:54.200
knocked out a bounce by Shabbat with 20.7 remaining.

01:16:54.200 --> 01:16:59.440
And the Spurs got to get into it quicker and at this point time you're down by 8 with 20 seconds ago

01:16:59.440 --> 01:17:01.840
It's gonna determine the last player to touch ball is the cell

01:17:02.560 --> 01:17:04.560
Santonia had called this time out

01:17:05.400 --> 01:17:11.600
30 seconds to 90 lapsed when the next challenge therefore Santoni will be charged a timeout since it's a six full challenge

01:17:12.120 --> 01:17:14.120
Nick's will retain their challenge. What?

01:17:14.560 --> 01:17:20.800
It's here with a fourth 13 points of the period. They get it inside and nobody immediately foul damn I

01:17:20.800 --> 01:17:26.960
I just it still feels like spurs and six man. I don't know and they'll go back to the free throw line

01:17:27.080 --> 01:17:32.160
He's got 14 rebounds and six assists and four steals and four steals

01:17:32.680 --> 01:17:35.800
New Yorkers heard them on the road throughout this postseason

01:17:36.800 --> 01:17:42.960
And I know he clutched free throws 11 straight points, bro. It still just feels like spurs and six

01:17:43.880 --> 01:17:48.960
Champani launches his three-pointer part yet another rebound after Brunson

01:17:48.960 --> 01:17:55.460
and the Spurs won't foul. It's now 12 consecutive wins for the Knicks as they

01:17:55.460 --> 01:18:01.960
take game one of the NBA Finals. Their seventh consecutive road game. It's

01:18:01.960 --> 01:18:07.760
just Spurs in sixth man. One of the great playoff runs in NBA history is still alive.

01:18:07.760 --> 01:18:14.260
It was a tie game with about two and fifteen to go. Just what was the difference in those last two minutes?

01:18:14.260 --> 01:18:16.380
I think just sticking together.

01:18:19.740 --> 01:18:20.620
Wasn't really our night.

01:18:20.620 --> 01:18:22.660
Wasn't really my night most of the night.

01:18:22.660 --> 01:18:25.460
We kept finding way kept shipping away.

01:18:25.460 --> 01:18:27.020
I was like how resilient we were tonight.

01:18:27.020 --> 01:18:29.900
You guys were down 14 in the third quarter.

01:18:29.900 --> 01:18:32.500
Just what started to turn things around?

01:18:32.500 --> 01:18:34.100
Honestly, just the chemistry is knowing

01:18:34.100 --> 01:18:35.820
that we have each other's back.

01:18:35.820 --> 01:18:37.020
There's a lot of things extra than always.

01:18:37.020 --> 01:18:37.940
Why we could have done better,

01:18:37.940 --> 01:18:39.700
but I think most importantly,

01:18:39.700 --> 01:18:42.220
I'm together and there's really the biggest difference.

01:18:42.220 --> 01:18:43.060
You said offensively,

01:18:43.060 --> 01:18:46.260
It wasn't a lot of guys nights, but what impacted Josh Hart?

01:18:46.460 --> 01:18:47.940
What impact did he have on this game?

01:18:48.140 --> 01:18:50.620
I mean, whatever you need, he's going to execute.

01:18:50.820 --> 01:18:52.540
That's just as it really is.

01:18:52.740 --> 01:18:54.580
Jayden Brunson, King of New York.

01:18:54.780 --> 01:18:56.620
I mean, it's a King of New York.

01:18:56.820 --> 01:19:00.700
You look like you got banged up once in the first quarter, then in the second quarter.

01:19:00.900 --> 01:19:02.100
How's your body feeling right now?

01:19:02.300 --> 01:19:03.740
I'll be all right.

01:19:04.460 --> 01:19:07.340
Ora, fucking Ora.

01:19:07.540 --> 01:19:10.180
Bro, remember last finals when how the Burton got injured?

01:19:10.380 --> 01:19:11.940
That like killed the whole finals, bro.

01:19:11.940 --> 01:19:14.140
This is, bro, hoping there's no injuries.

01:19:14.140 --> 01:19:17.740
Mindsetters always is still one of the first two on the road.

01:19:17.740 --> 01:19:19.140
You've already done that now.

01:19:19.140 --> 01:19:21.940
What's gonna be your mindset as you start thinking about game two?

01:19:21.940 --> 01:19:24.940
We gotta go back and just watch the face we can get better.

01:19:24.940 --> 01:19:29.540
Um, it's a long journey, but I think we have, there's a lot of...

01:19:29.540 --> 01:19:34.940
Team to win game one wins NBA final 70% of the time.

01:19:34.940 --> 01:19:36.140
What?

01:19:37.140 --> 01:19:39.540
Bro, maybe Spurs in seven then.

01:19:39.540 --> 01:19:40.540
I don't know.

01:19:40.540 --> 01:19:46.980
Jack, who do y'all think wins this? It just still feels like Spurs. It still feels

01:19:46.980 --> 01:19:54.460
like the Spurs, man. I don't know. Nixon 4. All right, Nixon 4 is crazy.

01:19:54.460 --> 01:20:02.380
Jack, Nixon 4 is insane. Somebody in the chat typed, hairline awry. Oh god.

01:20:02.380 --> 01:20:06.340
Hairline awry. Okay, you're actually kind of right.

01:20:06.340 --> 01:20:08.340
for you actually kind of right

01:20:08.580 --> 01:20:12.840
Dude watching the NBA finals it makes you what if like 2k, but 2k is just such a shit game

01:20:13.060 --> 01:20:17.980
Jeff Park could be kind of fun though, but the thing is my guy has no badges man

01:20:19.140 --> 01:20:21.140
Bro, my guy has no friggin badges

01:20:23.220 --> 01:20:28.020
My guy has no badges man, yo Kyle, thank you for this your one baby. Appreciate you Kyle

01:20:28.020 --> 01:20:37.960
Now chat we got a bit back banger banger video to watch today y'all eight

01:20:37.960 --> 01:20:42.300
but that banger video let me go live in YouTube let me go live in YouTube now

01:20:42.300 --> 01:20:50.700
that that is out of the way now that that is out of the way okay what was I

01:20:50.700 --> 01:20:58.380
gonna do it again chat oh yeah bro chat this video looks fucking peak this

01:20:58.380 --> 01:21:05.780
video looks absolutely peak chat lock in the back rooms I built the back rooms

01:21:05.780 --> 01:21:13.180
in Minecraft lock in we need to meet this chest noise I built the back rooms

01:21:13.180 --> 01:21:18.740
in Minecraft lock in the back rooms are my favorite all of the endless hallways

01:21:18.740 --> 01:21:21.740
and the static that just fills every single room,

01:21:21.740 --> 01:21:25.740
and the endless possibilities of what could be around any corner.

01:21:27.740 --> 01:21:31.740
And so I'm going to do something that's never been done before.

01:21:31.740 --> 01:21:34.740
I'm going to build it in Minecraft.

01:21:34.740 --> 01:21:38.740
Bro, Minecraft YouTubers are a different breed, bro.

01:21:38.740 --> 01:21:42.740
Like, Minecraft YouTubers put more effort into their videos than any other game, and it's not even close.

01:21:42.740 --> 01:21:45.740
Okay, it may have been done a few times before.

01:21:45.740 --> 01:21:48.740
However I want to really try and take it to the next level.

01:21:48.740 --> 01:21:52.820
I'm not just going to build a couple of hallways, I'm going to build an entire reality.

01:21:52.820 --> 01:21:57.020
Before I begin actually making the back rooms though, we're going to need a pallet.

01:21:57.020 --> 01:22:01.220
I'm going to use this cube as an example room to test what blocks I want to use.

01:22:01.220 --> 01:22:05.340
For the floor I'm thinking we could use light grey wool to really match the office-like

01:22:05.340 --> 01:22:06.980
feeling of the back rooms.

01:22:06.980 --> 01:22:10.360
I could use concrete powder, but I think wool will sound cooler as you're running

01:22:10.360 --> 01:22:11.360
on it.

01:22:11.360 --> 01:22:14.860
The walls are a lot more tricky though, as the back rooms have a very specific wallpaper.

01:22:14.860 --> 01:22:19.820
I think the best we could do is maybe using bamboo, but we can maybe mix in some stripped

01:22:19.820 --> 01:22:22.500
birch logs too, just to make them look a bit better.

01:22:22.500 --> 01:22:26.580
I might change this later though as I'm not too sure if it's too yellow.

01:22:26.580 --> 01:22:29.700
And then finally for the roof, I think Endstone is perfect.

01:22:29.700 --> 01:22:33.380
It has a kind of- Yeah that does look like the back room's roof.

01:22:33.380 --> 01:22:37.580
Popcorn texture that most old offices have, which fits perfectly.

01:22:37.580 --> 01:22:40.580
We can even remove some of the roof tiles to add in light panels.

01:22:40.580 --> 01:22:44.580
In fact, let's use frog lights for these as they're more yellow, and we can even move

01:22:44.580 --> 01:22:49.380
them back a block. Add some white glass shades in front to add more of a cold glow. My only

01:22:49.380 --> 01:22:53.500
slight worry is that this doesn't capture how claustrophobic the back rooms are meant

01:22:53.500 --> 01:22:58.300
to be, so we can move the roof down by a couple of blocks. Yeah, I think that's much better.

01:22:58.300 --> 01:23:04.300
So now what do I have to do? What is this? What is he in? What is this green screen thing,

01:23:04.300 --> 01:23:09.300
Jack? Who is make the layout? And then I can copy this design onto all of the walls, the

01:23:09.300 --> 01:23:15.780
floors and the ceilings. I want this to be huge, like I want it to basically be endless.

01:23:15.780 --> 01:23:19.980
I'm going to try and fill this entire area in with hallways and rooms that all connect

01:23:19.980 --> 01:23:23.620
to the redstone blocks that I've placed on each side. Then I'll be able to stack the

01:23:23.620 --> 01:23:30.940
entire design endlessly in each direction, to turn it from a 500x500 grid to a 10,000x10,000

01:23:30.940 --> 01:23:35.540
grid. I'm going to build up where the walls will go by hand, just to really make the layout

01:23:35.540 --> 01:23:39.940
feel random. I'm just using white concrete for now, but once it's all marked out, I'll

01:23:39.940 --> 01:23:44.420
add the text string that we made before. I really doubt that it's gonna take too long.

01:23:44.420 --> 01:23:49.980
Yeah, nevermind, this might actually take a while. I'm varying the sizes of the hallways

01:23:49.980 --> 01:23:55.140
and the rooms a lot. I want some halls to be one block wide and feel extremely claustrophobic,

01:23:55.140 --> 01:24:00.180
while some rooms can seem endless in size and just huge. Having that contrast will really

01:24:00.180 --> 01:24:04.820
make this feel like an unnatural place. That's just not meant to exist. Some of the thinner

01:24:04.820 --> 01:24:10.260
halls will even be the only way to access these giant areas. If I get this right, it's

01:24:10.260 --> 01:24:15.420
going to look so unsettling. I promise this isn't a mistake, but I'm purposefully even

01:24:15.420 --> 01:24:20.140
building some areas that you physically can't enter as they'll be walled off entirely. That

01:24:20.140 --> 01:24:24.620
way when I later no-clip some rooms into the walls, it should open up some of these areas

01:24:24.620 --> 01:24:30.300
in a couple of the tiles. I was not expecting that this would take me 6 hours, but I think

01:24:30.300 --> 01:24:35.580
we're finally done with the layout. Or at least this tile of it. I genuinely thought

01:24:35.580 --> 01:24:40.320
that this would take two hours at most, but now it should all seem worth it. Let's quickly

01:24:40.320 --> 01:24:45.660
just stack all of the walls up by four blocks. Yeah, he's already looking so cool. I was

01:24:45.660 --> 01:24:52.040
worried- Bro, what is this builder he's in? What is this even called? What is this chat?

01:24:52.040 --> 01:24:55.440
What is this called?

01:24:55.440 --> 01:25:00.480
What is that called?

01:25:00.480 --> 01:25:01.480
World edit.

01:25:01.480 --> 01:25:04.760
I don't know if this was going to be big enough, and it definitely is.

01:25:04.760 --> 01:25:08.600
But because all of the walls have been increased up to five blocks, I quickly want to just

01:25:08.600 --> 01:25:11.120
go around and manually lower some of them.

01:25:11.120 --> 01:25:15.080
And especially the bigger rooms, I don't want every wall to go to the ceiling.

01:25:15.080 --> 01:25:18.920
I really want it to look like this main image from the new Batcrums movie, where lots of

01:25:18.920 --> 01:25:23.160
walls are just different heights and there's some areas carved out of some of the walls.

01:25:23.160 --> 01:25:28.200
We can even define some of the doorways a little bit more too, to make them feel smaller.

01:25:28.200 --> 01:25:32.600
I don't want to spend too long doing this, but it should hopefully make a big difference.

01:25:33.240 --> 01:25:33.560
Bro!

01:25:33.560 --> 01:25:36.760
Now let's just change the floor to light gray wall really quickly,

01:25:36.760 --> 01:25:39.560
and we can also add in the bamboo wall texture finally.

01:25:40.360 --> 01:25:45.480
Ooh, yeah I don't know about that. I think it might be a bit too yellow and too detailed.

01:25:45.480 --> 01:25:49.960
Maybe I'll go more in the direction of the movie and try and make the walls more pale and smooth.

01:25:49.960 --> 01:25:53.500
Switching out the bamboo planks to smooth sandstone could work.

01:25:53.500 --> 01:25:55.200
Yeah, that looks a lot better.

01:25:55.200 --> 01:25:57.720
I'll probably need to switch the bamboo blocks too.

01:25:57.720 --> 01:25:59.320
Maybe we just switch them to sand...

01:25:59.320 --> 01:26:01.220
Dude, this is such a grind.

01:26:01.220 --> 01:26:07.460
Like, at least the world builder thing makes it like a thousand times faster than placing every block.

01:26:07.460 --> 01:26:09.080
If you place every block, it's not impossible.

01:26:09.080 --> 01:26:10.920
And so it blends a bit nicer.

01:26:10.920 --> 01:26:13.680
Actually, suspicious sand looks really good too.

01:26:13.680 --> 01:26:16.720
The text on it kind of reminds me of the backroom's wallpaper.

01:26:16.720 --> 01:26:19.040
I think that's the closest that we'll be able to get.

01:26:19.040 --> 01:26:22.080
I'm just gonna change the bamboo blocks to suspicious sand,

01:26:22.080 --> 01:26:24.240
and then the birch logs can be regular sand.

01:26:24.880 --> 01:26:27.920
Yeah, instantly this looks a lot better in my opinion.

01:26:27.920 --> 01:26:31.840
I'm very glad I changed that as it transforms the entire build.

01:26:31.840 --> 01:26:34.000
This really reminds me of the backrooms already,

01:26:34.000 --> 01:26:36.800
and it's not even got a roof yet, so let's add that.

01:26:36.800 --> 01:26:39.520
I've added in the popcorn roof design that we made earlier,

01:26:39.520 --> 01:26:42.560
but let's see how it looks from the inside, as that's all that matters.

01:26:42.560 --> 01:26:51.560
Okay, this is cool. I think I'm cooking. It's really creepy in here, and if I keep walking around, I'm definitely gonna get lost very quickly.

01:26:51.560 --> 01:26:55.560
There's only one slight issue. I forgot, but I've got my vision on.

01:26:55.560 --> 01:26:58.560
Yeah, we definitely need to add some light in.

01:26:58.560 --> 01:27:00.560
THAT'S HOW IT LOOKS, MY GOD!

01:27:00.560 --> 01:27:06.560
From the outside, this is gonna look awful, but I'm just gonna place frog lights behind every single block of end stone.

01:27:06.560 --> 01:27:14.640
And then from the inside, as you can see, we can just remove the endstone and place

01:27:14.640 --> 01:27:17.520
down the glass wherever we want the lights.

01:27:17.520 --> 01:27:21.300
I can probably even use some Wildedict to speed this up a bit, it's still gonna take

01:27:21.300 --> 01:27:25.560
a while as I want to be very specific with where the lights are, but placing them in

01:27:25.560 --> 01:27:29.800
grids like this will just help them look more like real office lights.

01:27:29.800 --> 01:27:34.960
For the bigger rooms especially, I only want parts of the room to be lit up though, so

01:27:34.960 --> 01:27:39.320
So that there are still some dark corners that have no lighting.

01:27:39.320 --> 01:27:41.860
I just keep getting lost putting down lights.

01:27:41.860 --> 01:27:45.860
Like I'll go around a tight corner and just end up in a giant room that I didn't know

01:27:45.860 --> 01:27:50.320
existed.

01:27:50.320 --> 01:27:52.480
The rooms and hallways are just so endless.

01:27:52.480 --> 01:27:56.440
And there are some hallways like this where I don't want to add any lighting inside of

01:27:56.440 --> 01:27:58.520
it as they look so spooky.

01:27:58.520 --> 01:28:00.480
I'm gonna leave them like that.

01:28:00.480 --> 01:28:04.900
Okay, this is like terrifying, bro.

01:28:04.900 --> 01:28:08.480
You know, imagine this in a Minecraft world, like playing this?

01:28:08.480 --> 01:28:13.320
I've spent the last-

01:28:13.320 --> 01:28:15.480
Dude, does Minecraft have horror mods?

01:28:15.480 --> 01:28:19.320
You could play like straight up biomes, like in horror mode?

01:28:19.320 --> 01:28:23.360
Oh, just flying around in spectator mode, finding new rooms to light up.

01:28:23.360 --> 01:28:25.880
But I think I've covered everything at this point.

01:28:25.880 --> 01:28:30.940
Now we can just go and delete the redstone blocks from each of the four entry points on each side

01:28:31.580 --> 01:28:33.580
This is such a big area

01:28:34.740 --> 01:28:37.220
And then we can select everything with welded it

01:28:38.940 --> 01:28:43.520
And then you slash slash stack to stack it a ton of times in this direction

01:28:45.020 --> 01:28:50.240
This is gonna be a lot of blocks. Okay, it's been a few minutes, but I think it's all loaded

01:28:50.240 --> 01:28:52.240
Let's just fly over to the other end

01:28:52.240 --> 01:28:58.420
it just keeps going and going and going and going and now let's stack this in

01:28:58.420 --> 01:29:03.280
the other direction 10,000 by 10,000 blocks are you kidding me who to make it

01:29:03.280 --> 01:29:07.680
a giant square I need to confirm the command to sing is it so many blocks

01:29:07.680 --> 01:29:14.560
what number even is that 317 million blocks wow this is probably the biggest

01:29:14.560 --> 01:29:17.800
command that I've ever done with world today I'm gonna need to up my ronda

01:29:17.800 --> 01:29:24.520
This is 317 million blocks just to see this how does the server even handle that yeah

01:29:24.520 --> 01:29:28.720
This is really making me lag. Okay, the server doesn't handle that I was gonna say how the hell

01:29:28.720 --> 01:29:32.700
I think I give up trying to load all of us in but yeah, it's big

01:29:33.200 --> 01:29:34.680
As big as it is though

01:29:34.680 --> 01:29:40.240
It's really empty which the back rooms are kind of meant to be I want to try and level it up a bit

01:29:40.480 --> 01:29:42.000
Seeing as it's a liminal space

01:29:42.000 --> 01:29:46.820
It's not uncommon for items or even entire rooms to no-clip into existence

01:29:47.260 --> 01:29:52.660
Pairing in the most weird places you'd never expect them. I keep hearing that term a lot. What does no clip mean?

01:29:52.880 --> 01:29:54.880
What does no clip mean?

01:29:54.880 --> 01:29:59.380
And the spawn in all these rooms this place builds up

01:30:00.540 --> 01:30:02.540
Action like it

01:30:03.160 --> 01:30:07.580
remembers them go through walls. I want to add some office related rooms to fit the theme

01:30:07.580 --> 01:30:14.200
I'm going to do it in a new world and then we can copy paste all of these down into random spots hundreds of blocks apart

01:30:14.200 --> 01:30:21.000
I didn't know what specific rooms offices have so I googled for a list and I'm just making every single location that it gave

01:30:21.300 --> 01:30:28.400
I've purposefully designed every room to have multiple entrance points and not too many wool average Minecraft youtuber like

01:30:28.960 --> 01:30:30.360
bro

01:30:30.360 --> 01:30:37.260
This has to take weeks maybe months that way once they're pasted in they'll delete a bunch of random walls in the backrooms

01:30:37.260 --> 01:30:40.060
and look very out of place, which is my goal.

01:30:40.060 --> 01:30:44.260
I'm hoping these will really just make our back rooms look so much more liminal.

01:30:44.260 --> 01:30:48.960
Especially with all the bamboo that I've used, it gives the rooms such an airy and dusty look,

01:30:48.960 --> 01:30:51.460
and makes them all look like they're part of the same office.

01:30:51.460 --> 01:30:55.660
I spent a few hours on these, and I really like the scale and the realism of them all.

01:30:55.660 --> 01:30:58.460
However, now we can just copy each individual room,

01:30:58.460 --> 01:31:00.960
and then fly over to the ceiling of our back rooms,

01:31:00.960 --> 01:31:02.960
and find a completely random location,

01:31:02.960 --> 01:31:04.560
and then paste the room in.

01:31:04.560 --> 01:31:09.560
This worked perfectly. This is the most back roomsy thing that I've ever seen.

01:31:09.560 --> 01:31:13.560
Alright, I guess I'm just gonna go around and do this again, but for every other room design.

01:31:16.560 --> 01:31:19.560
Because I don't know where exactly I'm placing each room down,

01:31:19.560 --> 01:31:22.560
they really look like they've just no-clipped into existence.

01:31:24.560 --> 01:31:27.560
Every room looks like it doesn't belong here.

01:31:27.560 --> 01:31:33.480
I also want to take some of the furniture that I built inside of the rooms and spread

01:31:33.480 --> 01:31:35.240
it across the back rooms.

01:31:35.240 --> 01:31:39.520
That way you could be walking for hours and just come across a random chair or something

01:31:39.520 --> 01:31:40.520
like that.

01:31:40.520 --> 01:31:42.880
It would just add a bit more ambience.

01:31:42.880 --> 01:31:47.240
But with that, I think the whole office themed part of the back rooms is all finished and

01:31:47.240 --> 01:31:48.240
I really-

01:31:48.240 --> 01:31:50.040
What was that?

01:31:50.040 --> 01:31:51.040
What was that figure?

01:31:51.040 --> 01:31:59.600
This part of the back room is all finished and I really, really like it so far.

01:31:59.600 --> 01:32:03.840
I've spent 10 minutes just running around trying to find a room or some furniture and

01:32:03.840 --> 01:32:08.000
all I've come across so far is a wardrobe which means that we've probably spaced everything

01:32:08.000 --> 01:32:09.000
out perfectly.

01:32:09.000 --> 01:32:10.840
It's not a hive, Brian.

01:32:10.840 --> 01:32:12.400
I finally found a room too.

01:32:12.400 --> 01:32:14.600
It only took 30 minutes.

01:32:14.600 --> 01:32:19.080
Now that we've got all these small rooms though, I want to add some giant rooms too.

01:32:19.080 --> 01:32:24.120
like entire structures that have been ripped out of reality and clipped into the back rooms.

01:32:24.120 --> 01:32:28.840
This video by VaparamaVision has been embedded in my brain since I first saw it, but it's

01:32:28.840 --> 01:32:31.300
not this giant pool back room with an impulse-

01:32:31.300 --> 01:32:32.300
Yo, dude.

01:32:32.300 --> 01:32:37.960
Chad, have y'all ever seen like those, I don't know if they're like TikToks, but it's

01:32:37.960 --> 01:32:44.760
like AI, but it's like AI of somebody like live streaming in the back rooms, but it's

01:32:44.760 --> 01:32:46.760
real, but it's AI.

01:32:46.760 --> 01:32:48.800
I did not explain it, y'all know what I'm talking about.

01:32:48.800 --> 01:32:54.080
big statues submerged halfway under the water. I really want to make this in Minecraft. Before

01:32:54.080 --> 01:32:59.040
I do though, we'll need to build the pool rooms. We can carve out a huge chunk of the back rooms

01:32:59.040 --> 01:33:02.960
over here so that there's room to build them. If you don't know what the pool rooms are, they're

01:33:02.960 --> 01:33:07.200
essentially- Well, I don't know what it is, but it's specifically the back rooms, but the idea

01:33:07.200 --> 01:33:12.320
of something being completely abandoned is terrifying, man. The idea of something being

01:33:12.320 --> 01:33:17.440
completely abandoned is terrifying. Another version or level of the back rooms. Instead of being an

01:33:17.440 --> 01:33:20.960
an endless office, instead it's an endless system of indoor pools.

01:33:20.960 --> 01:33:25.640
It's a really creepy area, it's personally my favorite level of back rooms.

01:33:25.640 --> 01:33:30.000
I'm building it next stream idea, you think I'm gonna go into the back rooms, I'd rather

01:33:30.000 --> 01:33:32.000
get like, jumped!

01:33:32.000 --> 01:33:35.920
Just like we did with the original layout, creating some walls on the ground by hand,

01:33:35.920 --> 01:33:38.040
which I could then stack upwards after.

01:33:38.040 --> 01:33:41.720
I'm trying to add a lot more singular blocks too, which will turn into pillars once we

01:33:41.720 --> 01:33:43.160
stack everything up.

01:33:43.160 --> 01:33:47.080
This time I'm also of course marking out a ton of pools, which are all connected to

01:33:47.080 --> 01:33:48.080
each other.

01:33:48.080 --> 01:33:52.080
Okay, let's stack the walls up again, and we can quickly throw on a roof as well.

01:33:52.080 --> 01:33:56.400
Yeah, it's just as dark and spooky in here as you'd expect, and to be honest, I want

01:33:56.400 --> 01:33:57.800
to keep it really dark.

01:33:57.800 --> 01:34:01.240
However, I do think at least a few lights are very necessary.

01:34:01.240 --> 01:34:09.120
In fact, just having a cup of ice makes the rooms look even darker, as they really contrast

01:34:09.120 --> 01:34:10.760
to the under areas.

01:34:10.760 --> 01:34:14.280
They also just make it look so cold in here.

01:34:14.280 --> 01:34:19.280
While I was going around adding lights, I also decided to add in a couple of pool decorations.

01:34:19.280 --> 01:34:23.280
This would be like the equivalent of having desks and chairs left out in the office bathrooms,

01:34:23.280 --> 01:34:27.480
but here it's going to be pool floaties, lockers, and even showers.

01:34:27.480 --> 01:34:31.200
I want this area to be more decorated than the office rooms were, but it's still not

01:34:31.200 --> 01:34:34.840
over the top decorated to where some areas will still be empty.

01:34:34.840 --> 01:34:37.080
It should be clear that it's a deserted pool.

01:34:37.080 --> 01:34:40.400
I don't want to accidentally make it look really fun in here.

01:34:40.400 --> 01:34:45.340
This huge swimming area just looks so wrong, especially now it's filled with tons of deserted

01:34:45.340 --> 01:34:46.340
pool rinks.

01:34:46.340 --> 01:34:51.560
I even added in some mosaic designs on some of the walls to really replicate that classic

01:34:51.560 --> 01:34:53.120
indoor pool look.

01:34:53.120 --> 01:34:56.960
This showering area over here is the exact vibe I was trying to go for.

01:34:56.960 --> 01:34:58.960
Bro, this whole area is insane!

01:34:58.960 --> 01:34:59.960
Remember when we had this whole area done?

01:34:59.960 --> 01:35:01.420
We can move on to the main room.

01:35:01.420 --> 01:35:06.760
The reason that I made the pool rooms, we'll just connect it over here in this giant space.

01:35:06.760 --> 01:35:09.040
I want to make one huge room.

01:35:09.040 --> 01:35:14.040
Yeah, these walls should be big enough, any bigger and you won't be able to load in the back walls.

01:35:14.040 --> 01:35:19.040
I've added the floor and ceiling, and this should be a good height for it, but we're going to need some lighting,

01:35:19.040 --> 01:35:22.540
and I want it to be really, really unnaturally bright in here.

01:35:22.540 --> 01:35:29.040
We can do the spotlights like we did in the main back rooms, but this time using purple frog lights to make the room feel a lot colder.

01:35:29.040 --> 01:35:31.040
Bro, this guy is so nopty, dude.

01:35:31.040 --> 01:35:33.540
Let's stack these all across the ceiling now.

01:35:33.540 --> 01:35:38.040
The lights make the room seem even bigger. They barely light anything up.

01:35:38.040 --> 01:35:43.740
We can fill the entire room in with invisible lightblocks to add that unnatural glow that I was planning for.

01:35:43.740 --> 01:35:49.740
And under each of the spotlights, we can make the lightblocks even brighter so that they look like they're shining down.

01:35:49.740 --> 01:35:51.640
And now we'll just stack that again?

01:35:51.640 --> 01:35:54.040
Yeah, this is exactly what I was hoping for.

01:35:54.040 --> 01:35:58.240
I love building at this kind of scale. It always makes such insane builds.

01:35:58.240 --> 01:36:04.040
Okay, yeah, especially with the water, just imagine what it's gonna look like with the giant statue in the middle.

01:36:04.040 --> 01:36:07.640
Before I add that though, we'll need some kind of transition into the room.

01:36:07.640 --> 01:36:13.360
I think it could be cool to make a tiny red waterslide that goes from the pool rooms into the huge statue room.

01:36:13.360 --> 01:36:18.800
That way one second you're in a super claustrophobic tunnel and the next you're in a seemingly endless room.

01:36:22.560 --> 01:36:23.560
Is it done?

01:36:25.400 --> 01:36:29.480
And now that I've placed the statue down, this should look really cool.

01:36:29.480 --> 01:36:30.800
Let's try it out.

01:36:30.800 --> 01:36:33.200
I'm so nervous to see what this looks like.

01:36:33.200 --> 01:36:40.480
Oh wow, yeah this looks perfect.

01:36:40.480 --> 01:36:41.480
What the fuck?

01:36:41.480 --> 01:36:46.000
I don't know why, but it looks so scary, but also kind of calming.

01:36:46.000 --> 01:36:48.640
It doesn't look like Minecraft.

01:36:48.640 --> 01:36:49.640
Calming?

01:36:49.640 --> 01:36:51.320
Yeah right, Atul.

01:36:51.320 --> 01:36:53.440
I'm so happy with this.

01:36:53.440 --> 01:36:54.840
I don't want to stop here though.

01:36:54.840 --> 01:36:56.800
I want to add even more rooms.

01:36:56.800 --> 01:37:02.040
In fact, I want to add entire locations that have just no clipped into the back rooms.

01:37:02.040 --> 01:37:05.320
I've asked my friend Squeaky Juice to come online and help me out.

01:37:05.320 --> 01:37:09.340
And together we worked on building a couple more locations that I can paste into the back

01:37:09.340 --> 01:37:10.340
rooms.

01:37:10.340 --> 01:37:15.120
The first is this place that looks pretty ugly from the outside, whoever nobody's gonna

01:37:15.120 --> 01:37:16.120
see that.

01:37:16.120 --> 01:37:18.920
But if you go inside, there's this giant mall.

01:37:18.920 --> 01:37:24.360
It's packed with tons of shops, as well as a food court, seating, and loads of decorations.

01:37:24.360 --> 01:37:28.400
It's meant to look really retro, and there's lots of hallways, so it's very easy to get

01:37:28.400 --> 01:37:29.480
lost in here.

01:37:29.480 --> 01:37:34.040
The other location we worked on is this arcade, which might be my favourite part of the back

01:37:34.040 --> 01:37:35.040
rooms now.

01:37:35.040 --> 01:37:39.040
It's just filled with arcade machines, as you could probably guess, but there's also

01:37:39.040 --> 01:37:42.720
a very neon bowling alley and a laser tag arena too.

01:37:42.720 --> 01:37:45.520
Imagine being in the back rooms and just ending up here.

01:37:45.520 --> 01:37:48.840
That being said, let's add them into the back rooms now.

01:37:48.840 --> 01:37:54.600
I've made the entry point with them all the highest spot possible, so that when you enter,

01:37:54.600 --> 01:37:58.320
the views are crazy.

01:37:58.320 --> 01:38:02.160
You can also add some of the shopping carts from inside, spread around the back rooms

01:38:02.160 --> 01:38:03.660
hallways nearby.

01:38:03.660 --> 01:38:07.880
In fact, let's even add some of the arcade machines in the halls around the arcade too.

01:38:07.880 --> 01:38:08.880
You can now finally-

01:38:08.880 --> 01:38:11.060
Chad, that's not the Dozmah!

01:38:11.060 --> 01:38:13.200
Gamble in the back rooms.

01:38:13.200 --> 01:38:17.040
While I've been doing this, another friend of mine has also been building, so that we

01:38:17.040 --> 01:38:19.360
can add as many rooms as possible.

01:38:19.360 --> 01:38:23.920
If we go around this corner, there's this huge hotel reception, with a giant chandelier

01:38:23.920 --> 01:38:24.920
that lights up through the door.

01:38:24.920 --> 01:38:25.920
Okay, that looks kinda creepy too.

01:38:25.920 --> 01:38:28.720
Even bigger room he's also built is this player.

01:38:28.720 --> 01:38:30.400
Uh, that looks creepy.

01:38:30.400 --> 01:38:34.720
That's on such a huge scale that it feels like it's from another dimension entirely,

01:38:34.720 --> 01:38:37.120
or like it glitched when it appeared in the back rooms.

01:38:39.280 --> 01:38:42.160
There's one last room that I want to add to this project,

01:38:42.160 --> 01:38:44.800
but I'm going to build directly in the middle of the map,

01:38:44.800 --> 01:38:46.720
as it ties everything together.

01:38:46.720 --> 01:38:49.600
I want to build Captain Clark's Ottoman Empire.

01:38:49.600 --> 01:38:52.960
If you haven't seen the new movie, this place is pretty important,

01:38:52.960 --> 01:38:56.000
But essentially, it's just a pirate-themed furniture store.

01:38:56.000 --> 01:39:00.880
I thought having it in the middle would make a lot of sense, like it's been swallowed into the backrooms.

01:39:00.880 --> 01:39:07.040
I've spent so long just staring at walls, but I think, with this, I'm finally finished.

01:39:07.040 --> 01:39:09.920
Bro, how long did he spend on this?

01:39:11.360 --> 01:39:13.920
I'm so happy with how these backrooms ended up.

01:39:13.920 --> 01:39:14.400
Oh my god.

01:39:14.400 --> 01:39:16.320
It's the most fun I've had building in years.

01:39:16.960 --> 01:39:21.440
If you want to explore this for yourself, I'm going to post a free well-download in my Discord.

01:39:21.440 --> 01:39:24.600
if this video manages to reach 5,000 likes.

01:39:24.600 --> 01:39:27.760
Also, I'm so close to 100,000 subscribers.

01:39:27.760 --> 01:39:31.160
I know I've been saying that for years now, but I'm actually close now.

01:39:31.160 --> 01:39:34.240
So please consider subscribing if you like building videos.

01:39:34.240 --> 01:39:36.160
It would mean the world to me.

01:39:36.160 --> 01:39:38.120
Thank you so much for watching.

01:39:38.120 --> 01:39:39.520
Bro, what a goat, bro.

01:39:39.520 --> 01:39:40.680
And have a great day.

01:39:40.680 --> 01:39:42.680
My graph YouTubers are a different breed, man.

01:39:42.680 --> 01:39:43.760
I don't know.

01:39:43.760 --> 01:39:44.240
Goodbye.

01:39:44.240 --> 01:39:46.040
They put so much effort into videos.

01:39:46.040 --> 01:39:48.160
Actually, actually insane.

01:39:48.160 --> 01:39:49.400
He built a city.

01:39:49.400 --> 01:39:50.800
He built Atlantis.

01:39:50.800 --> 01:39:59.160
like what bro chat how do you download horror mods how do you do that like do

01:39:59.160 --> 01:40:02.640
you like how do you play bro because I want to do a stream where I play like

01:40:02.640 --> 01:40:08.840
Minecraft horror mods how do you do that that sounds like it would be fun you

01:40:08.840 --> 01:40:15.280
just download it curse forge I'm just saying curse forge bro that would be

01:40:15.280 --> 01:40:28.540
like that would be fun though so this just gives you like a bunch of like horror

01:40:28.540 --> 01:40:31.340
Hormat? That'd be fine, no?

01:40:37.840 --> 01:40:40.340
Psycho-Hormat of the Knocker?

01:40:58.540 --> 01:41:05.540
Pre-D-Gloved.

01:41:05.540 --> 01:41:12.540
Pre-D-Gloved.

01:41:12.540 --> 01:41:18.140
pre-de-gloved, pre-de-gloved.

01:41:18.140 --> 01:41:42.220
We got to play this.

01:41:42.220 --> 01:41:46.860
Bro, what?

01:41:46.860 --> 01:41:48.860
My graph has horror mods?

01:41:50.660 --> 01:41:53.460
High-fives, how long does it take to set this up?

01:41:53.460 --> 01:41:54.580
Chema, go be really quick.

01:41:54.580 --> 01:41:55.580
High-fives, text me.

01:41:55.580 --> 01:41:57.500
How long does it take to set this up?

01:41:57.500 --> 01:41:59.340
Like, to play a horror mod.

01:41:59.340 --> 01:42:00.500
How long do you think?

01:42:01.860 --> 01:42:03.260
Chema, what is Jenny mod?

01:42:03.260 --> 01:42:05.420
Everybody's spamming that.

01:42:05.420 --> 01:42:06.580
What is that?

01:42:06.580 --> 01:42:09.100
High-fives, text me how long does that take to set that up?

01:42:09.100 --> 01:42:10.620
That looks creepy, bro.

01:42:16.860 --> 01:42:18.920
you

01:42:46.860 --> 01:42:48.920
you

01:43:16.860 --> 01:43:18.920
you

01:43:46.860 --> 01:43:48.920
you

01:44:16.860 --> 01:44:40.180
Thank you for watching!

01:44:46.860 --> 01:44:48.860
Oh

01:44:53.860 --> 01:44:58.700
When I was muddied dude chat we have to do a stream on Minecraft horror, bro

01:45:00.100 --> 01:45:05.820
We have to man. We literally have to that sounds peak we will we will chat

01:45:07.620 --> 01:45:09.380
What is place some chessman?

01:45:09.380 --> 01:45:14.460
Dude, I'm on a 71 base streak of chess chat. I'm one win off

01:45:14.460 --> 01:45:21.520
Reclaiming 500 elo now chat none of that CTE shit, bro. Watch me be great

01:45:22.860 --> 01:45:29.300
Can discuss from Sweden he's 510 elo my peak elo I believe is 500. I believe is 500

01:45:37.220 --> 01:45:39.220
All right, I'm locked in

01:45:39.220 --> 01:45:44.040
Chat a chat do me a favor and lock the fuck in. All right, we're gonna do card of calm defense

01:45:46.080 --> 01:45:52.080
He takes okay, so what we could do is this messes up my pawn structure, so let's just offer a queen trade

01:45:53.360 --> 01:45:55.360
Let's offer a queen trade

01:45:55.640 --> 01:45:59.820
He's gonna take it. He's not gonna want to run his queen around. He's gonna take it. I

01:46:00.740 --> 01:46:01.920
think

01:46:01.920 --> 01:46:03.600
This was the best plan

01:46:03.600 --> 01:46:07.840
Because then if I do this then my I'm like my pawn structures weird and disconnected

01:46:07.840 --> 01:46:22.840
All right. So now we have middle control. Period end of story. It's a weird start to the game, but that's what happens when you're pulling. It does brain that openings like getting their queen out and so on. So we have middle control. All right.

01:46:22.840 --> 01:46:32.840
Now we just set up around that. We're going to probably castle this way. I think this side is safer. I think this side is safer. Yeah.

01:46:32.840 --> 01:46:34.840
So he's gonna go

01:46:38.120 --> 01:46:40.120
If he takes

01:46:41.840 --> 01:46:43.840
If he takes

01:46:44.120 --> 01:46:49.780
Let's go here because then I get my bishop out honestly, bro. I might just fast castle over here

01:46:51.920 --> 01:46:53.920
But I don't know if this side is protected

01:46:56.560 --> 01:47:00.280
Okay, if he takes we take and our palm structure is fun

01:47:00.280 --> 01:47:05.340
Yeah man, we just castle. We don't ask any questions. We just fucking castle

01:47:06.680 --> 01:47:13.360
Now I have a problem here because I can't get this bishop out unless this pawn is out. I

01:47:15.040 --> 01:47:22.100
Can't get this bishop out unless this pawn is out. So that's a problem boys. That is a fucking problem

01:47:26.960 --> 01:47:28.960
That is a fucking problem

01:47:30.280 --> 01:47:37.280
Okay, so he's got...

01:47:37.280 --> 01:47:41.720
Oh, interesting, interesting, interesting.

01:47:41.720 --> 01:47:57.880
If I take, he might not see that I'm threatening his bishop.

01:47:57.880 --> 01:47:59.880
Is this a good play?

01:47:59.880 --> 01:48:07.320
All right, I take he can't take because he can't take because I have take so he has to move his bishop

01:48:07.840 --> 01:48:09.840
He has to move his bishop chat

01:48:10.960 --> 01:48:12.640
Excuse me

01:48:12.640 --> 01:48:15.740
He can't he can't take no matter how bad he might want to

01:48:18.000 --> 01:48:20.000
Wait, but if he moves his bishop I have

01:48:20.840 --> 01:48:24.320
Wait, if you move this is Bishop. Oh my I just won. I just won. I

01:48:25.400 --> 01:48:28.160
Just won we're gonna win a rock. We are gonna win a rock

01:48:28.160 --> 01:48:29.160
We're gonna win a rook.

01:48:29.160 --> 01:48:30.160
Yeah, we're gonna win a rook.

01:48:30.160 --> 01:48:32.660
Yo, I'm so good at chess.

01:48:32.660 --> 01:48:34.160
Bro, this is 500-0.

01:48:34.160 --> 01:48:36.160
Bro, we're gonna win a rook.

01:48:36.160 --> 01:48:37.160
Because I have night check.

01:48:37.160 --> 01:48:40.160
I didn't even see this.

01:48:40.160 --> 01:48:43.160
Ah, check, that's GG.

01:48:43.160 --> 01:48:44.160
That's just GG's, bro.

01:48:44.160 --> 01:48:46.160
That's literally just GG's.

01:48:46.160 --> 01:48:47.160
I have...

01:48:47.160 --> 01:48:49.160
He doesn't even see it.

01:48:49.160 --> 01:48:51.160
Right now, he's worried about moving his bishop.

01:48:51.160 --> 01:48:54.160
What play could he do that stopped?

01:48:54.160 --> 01:48:55.160
Oh my God.

01:48:55.160 --> 01:48:59.600
He actually found the play that stops it. What an absolute Chad

01:49:00.820 --> 01:49:04.120
Bro, he found the play that stops it what?

01:49:06.320 --> 01:49:11.660
Bro, what an absolute beast. Okay, this is gonna be a sweat again. I'm here for a little bit of sweat

01:49:13.900 --> 01:49:17.760
If he takes I take our night gets over here now

01:49:18.440 --> 01:49:20.920
Then we can get this going. Yeah, this is fine

01:49:21.480 --> 01:49:24.200
Because then we have this then we have this chat lock him

01:49:25.160 --> 01:49:31.500
Then we have this. Okay. Okay calm the fuck down. I move this pond here. We have this pond structure

01:49:33.360 --> 01:49:39.700
Beautiful that's the Karukan pond structure gorgeous absolutely gorgeous then we go here or something

01:49:40.840 --> 01:49:42.840
Okay, starting my rook I

01:49:43.440 --> 01:49:45.840
Don't know if I really care if he's threatening my rook

01:49:46.400 --> 01:49:50.740
Because I'm just gonna develop like a true Chad if he takes I take

01:49:50.740 --> 01:50:04.740
My king isn't protected. I feel like I should have castled the other way. Check, correct or incorrect, but did I cast on the wrong side? I think I did, right? I should have castled on the safe side.

01:50:04.740 --> 01:50:13.740
Probably, right? Probably. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

01:50:13.740 --> 01:50:20.000
Okay, everybody sang a castle of the rock side.

01:50:20.000 --> 01:50:24.420
Um, what play do I have?

01:50:24.420 --> 01:50:25.940
What play do I have?

01:50:25.940 --> 01:50:26.940
I'm up.

01:50:26.940 --> 01:50:34.340
I don't know what I should do, man.

01:50:34.340 --> 01:50:36.940
Okay.

01:50:36.940 --> 01:50:49.260
If I move this here, this is threatened.

01:50:49.260 --> 01:50:50.780
What about this?

01:50:50.780 --> 01:50:52.420
This is a good play.

01:50:52.420 --> 01:50:57.340
Bro, this is such a good play.

01:50:57.340 --> 01:50:59.060
Fuck!

01:50:59.060 --> 01:51:04.980
Bro, I didn't see that!

01:51:04.980 --> 01:51:09.540
Wait, I have a fork. I have a fork. He lost. No, ended up being fine. He's dead. I

01:51:10.220 --> 01:51:12.220
Need this night to get here

01:51:12.620 --> 01:51:14.620
Holy fork

01:51:15.620 --> 01:51:16.980
Please

01:51:16.980 --> 01:51:19.620
Just let me put the night out there upon with the night out there upon

01:51:20.180 --> 01:51:22.180
He's not gonna see it

01:51:22.420 --> 01:51:27.900
His best play is this and I don't even think that's his best. I think that's his only play does he see it

01:51:28.460 --> 01:51:32.340
Does he see it? He's a 500-year-old player. I low key doubt that he sees it

01:51:34.980 --> 01:51:43.220
He's only good play is this right here chat that is his only good play dead ass

01:51:47.380 --> 01:51:50.700
That's his only good play he has no other option if

01:51:52.060 --> 01:51:57.100
He does not find this move the game is over if he does not find this move the game is over

01:51:59.020 --> 01:52:01.020
But what if he's true

01:52:04.980 --> 01:52:21.520
Sus. This is suspicious. Is he stream sniping? Shad. I mean, it's not a hundred percent.

01:52:21.520 --> 01:52:26.660
I mean, to be fair, he's five already though. If I saw the play, he saw the play. It's a

01:52:26.660 --> 01:52:33.500
little sus. It's a little bit sus. I'm not going to sit here and lie to y'all. Wait,

01:52:33.500 --> 01:52:39.740
I could do this and attack this because he can't take it because of that.

01:52:39.740 --> 01:52:43.420
Wait, I'm actually disgusting.

01:52:43.420 --> 01:52:44.580
Wait chat, chat, chat.

01:52:44.580 --> 01:52:46.380
I'm not even kidding.

01:52:46.380 --> 01:52:48.100
This play is gross.

01:52:48.100 --> 01:52:54.000
He can't take the knight because then he loses his rook.

01:52:54.000 --> 01:52:56.540
That's such good tempo from the kid.

01:52:56.540 --> 01:53:00.260
And then I have this where I'm actually all over him.

01:53:00.260 --> 01:53:01.740
I'm literally all over him.

01:53:01.740 --> 01:53:04.040
Aside from rubbing my rook and playing well.

01:53:07.700 --> 01:53:09.380
Jeff, because look, his next move is this.

01:53:09.380 --> 01:53:11.820
That's like his only human move.

01:53:13.060 --> 01:53:14.140
Bro, his next, okay.

01:53:14.140 --> 01:53:15.660
His next move is this.

01:53:15.660 --> 01:53:17.480
My next move is check.

01:53:19.540 --> 01:53:20.940
Is there a better move?

01:53:21.860 --> 01:53:22.900
Oh, he just blundered.

01:53:23.820 --> 01:53:24.660
What?

01:53:26.100 --> 01:53:27.180
Me, hell.

01:53:27.180 --> 01:53:28.700
What are you doing?

01:53:28.700 --> 01:53:31.740
Okay, he's trying to do like something stupid.

01:53:32.620 --> 01:53:37.120
I have, shoot, that check doesn't accomplish anything though.

01:53:38.460 --> 01:53:39.620
I have to get this rook out.

01:53:39.620 --> 01:53:41.220
How do I get the rook activated?

01:53:45.100 --> 01:53:47.900
This pawn push was waiting to happen for five minutes.

01:53:48.900 --> 01:53:50.660
He's gonna move his knight.

01:53:50.660 --> 01:53:53.900
Here it dies, here it's safe, but it's pointless.

01:53:53.900 --> 01:53:55.580
Here it's safe.

01:53:55.580 --> 01:53:57.180
I know it's not, it blunders here.

01:53:57.180 --> 01:54:02.180
Where can he move his leg? Here's fine. Here.

01:54:02.180 --> 01:54:07.180
Oh, he forks me. Bro, Knights are so cringe.

01:54:07.180 --> 01:54:10.180
He forks me because I wasn't paying it.

01:54:10.180 --> 01:54:27.860
It's always just a cringy ass night.

01:54:27.860 --> 01:54:29.820
It's how I lose all my games.

01:54:29.820 --> 01:54:35.020
I always lose all my games to some cringy ass night.

01:54:35.020 --> 01:54:38.300
Like some cringy ass disgusting night.

01:54:38.300 --> 01:54:39.300
Every time.

01:54:39.300 --> 01:54:41.300
Wait, he just hung...

01:54:41.300 --> 01:54:42.740
Am I drunk?

01:54:42.740 --> 01:54:44.740
He just hung his night.

01:54:44.740 --> 01:54:46.740
Am I drunk?

01:54:46.740 --> 01:54:47.940
Nevermind.

01:54:47.940 --> 01:54:49.940
We're right back in the game, boys!

01:54:49.940 --> 01:54:51.940
We're right back in the game!

01:54:53.940 --> 01:54:55.940
What the fuck is this guy doing?

01:54:55.940 --> 01:54:59.940
Alright, we have to move our night.

01:55:01.940 --> 01:55:05.940
Bro, what the fuck is he doing, chat?

01:55:05.940 --> 01:55:15.940
Guys, his night is trapped. If his night moves here, it's dead. If his night moves here, it's dead. His night is literally trapped. That's good. His night's out of the game.

01:55:15.940 --> 01:55:27.940
Honestly, even though we're down one material, dare I say we're winning? Dare I say we're winning? Dare I say this is the run? Throwback.

01:55:27.940 --> 01:55:31.820
All right, there has to be a fork on the board here.

01:55:31.820 --> 01:55:39.380
This feels very forky.

01:55:39.380 --> 01:55:44.180
I know there's a play on the board.

01:55:44.180 --> 01:55:46.380
If he goes here, here, his night's out of the game.

01:55:46.380 --> 01:55:48.940
His night is completely out of the game, so we don't have to worry about his night.

01:55:48.940 --> 01:55:55.940
He's literally playing with a rook.

01:55:55.940 --> 01:56:02.040
All right, now his rook's under threat.

01:56:02.040 --> 01:56:03.040
This pawn's hanging.

01:56:03.040 --> 01:56:06.380
No, it's not because the knight has so much aura.

01:56:06.380 --> 01:56:13.860
All right, our best end game plan right now would probably be to march pawns.

01:56:13.860 --> 01:56:27.660
We can't do that anymore.

01:56:27.660 --> 01:56:28.660
I'm just going to do this.

01:56:28.660 --> 01:56:41.820
That might have been a bad point.

01:56:41.820 --> 01:56:45.060
I might be the stupidest human being of all time.

01:56:45.060 --> 01:56:45.980
Wait, I have a fork.

01:56:45.980 --> 01:56:47.420
I have a fork.

01:56:47.420 --> 01:56:48.540
Everybody lock in.

01:56:48.540 --> 01:56:51.020
I have a fucking fork.

01:56:51.020 --> 01:56:54.460
Everybody lock in for a second.

01:56:54.460 --> 01:56:55.260
He can't take.

01:56:55.260 --> 01:56:56.300
Chat, look at this.

01:56:56.300 --> 01:56:57.740
That's game winning.

01:56:57.740 --> 01:56:59.300
That is game winning.

01:56:59.300 --> 01:57:00.980
That is game winning.

01:57:00.980 --> 01:57:02.060
That is game winning.

01:57:02.060 --> 01:57:05.540
I'm going to win this game through blood, sweat, and tears.

01:57:05.540 --> 01:57:06.380
That's game winning.

01:57:06.380 --> 01:57:13.460
Bro, but I think if I get the night, we're tied.

01:57:13.460 --> 01:57:14.860
How are we tied?

01:57:14.860 --> 01:57:18.700
He didn't see it.

01:57:18.700 --> 01:57:21.540
Well now he has to lose his night.

01:57:21.540 --> 01:57:23.260
Where does his rook go?

01:57:23.260 --> 01:57:29.660
His rook goes over here.

01:57:29.660 --> 01:57:30.900
I shouldn't even take the night yet.

01:57:30.900 --> 01:57:32.020
I don't think I should take the night.

01:57:32.020 --> 01:57:33.460
The night's out of the game.

01:57:33.460 --> 01:57:35.580
The night literally can't do anything.

01:57:35.580 --> 01:57:37.580
The night's completely out of the game.

01:57:40.580 --> 01:57:44.580
Oh, no it isn't. I just sold the fuck out of the game.

01:57:44.580 --> 01:57:48.580
I'm so bad it's actually disgusting how bad I am.

01:57:48.580 --> 01:57:52.580
I'm so incredibly bad.

01:57:52.580 --> 01:57:54.580
I should have just took the night.

01:57:54.580 --> 01:57:58.580
Yep, now the night gets away. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:57:58.580 --> 01:58:04.580
Bro, can he blunder his rook?

01:58:04.580 --> 01:58:09.580
Just forget about your rook for a second.

01:58:09.580 --> 01:58:11.660
I don't even deserve to play.

01:58:11.660 --> 01:58:24.020
Like I don't even deserve to play, man.

01:58:24.020 --> 01:58:25.700
Chai don't even deserve to play.

01:58:29.260 --> 01:58:32.820
Maybe we can find a way to win a queen.

01:58:35.000 --> 01:58:36.900
Like we can convert a queen.

01:58:36.900 --> 01:58:38.300
He has no time.

01:58:38.300 --> 01:58:40.260
Are you good enough to beat me though,

01:58:40.260 --> 01:58:42.260
Warsaw in this position?

01:58:42.260 --> 01:58:44.780
I don't think you can check me.

01:58:44.780 --> 01:58:45.860
Oh my God, wait, he's in trouble.

01:58:45.860 --> 01:58:46.700
He's in trouble.

01:58:46.700 --> 01:58:47.540
He's fucking up.

01:58:54.020 --> 01:59:05.160
I don't think he can win this I really just don't I don't see it I don't see him winning

01:59:05.160 --> 01:59:15.640
this he can't take wait what why was he allowed to do that oh cuz the rook has vision I'm

01:59:15.640 --> 01:59:20.400
a piece of shit yo chat I'm a piece of shit I'm a piece of fucking shit I'm a piece of

01:59:20.400 --> 01:59:28.400
fucking garbage. I'm a piece of shit! I'm a piece of shit! I played so bad that whole game!

01:59:30.080 --> 01:59:35.840
Oh my god! Dude, I played so bad that whole game!

01:59:35.840 --> 01:59:45.840
Cha-R6 or Rocket League?

01:59:45.840 --> 01:59:51.160
Yo, Cha-By the way, did y'all hear about the new rank system?

01:59:51.160 --> 01:59:54.240
Bro, apparently it's like impossible to get Champ now.

01:59:54.240 --> 01:59:55.760
I'm not even kidding.

01:59:55.760 --> 01:59:56.760
Which is kind of good.

01:59:56.760 --> 01:59:57.760
Bro, hold on.

01:59:57.760 --> 02:00:00.760
I wanted to pull up this guy's tweet.

02:00:00.760 --> 02:00:04.760
Bro, I wanted to pull up this guy's tweet.

02:00:04.760 --> 02:00:09.760
Bro chat a junkier about it.

02:00:09.760 --> 02:00:14.760
Oh yeah that's the tweet.

02:00:14.760 --> 02:00:18.760
Hold up chat I want to show you all this.

02:00:18.760 --> 02:00:23.760
Bro look look look look look chat actually look.

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Tweez two two three, Tweez two two three this is the one.

02:00:30.760 --> 02:00:37.640
Look at this, look at this, look at this, look at this, look at this, look at this.

02:00:37.640 --> 02:00:43.720
So, so, wait, why did my, oh.

02:00:43.720 --> 02:00:47.000
So R6 rank is actually cooked now.

02:00:47.000 --> 02:00:52.600
Most good players are getting placed in Emerald and are winning only 20 points per win and

02:00:52.600 --> 02:00:54.880
losing 23 per loss.

02:00:54.880 --> 02:01:01.320
If you maintain a 1.25 win the loss the rest of the season, it would take 1,237 games to

02:01:01.320 --> 02:01:05.840
reach Champ V. 14 games in eight hours a day.

02:01:05.840 --> 02:01:06.840
Great job, Ubi.

02:01:06.840 --> 02:01:12.160
1.25 win rate means you win, five, and lose four out of every nine games you play.

02:01:12.160 --> 02:01:14.560
If every win is 20 and every loss is 23.

02:01:14.560 --> 02:01:19.600
But yeah, is this true?

02:01:19.600 --> 02:01:20.600
Is this true?

02:01:20.600 --> 02:01:24.480
I don't think this is true.

02:01:24.480 --> 02:01:42.600
is? Is it true? What? No, but ask Mingo. Let me call Mingo. Let me call Mingo. I think

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Mingo's like top 10 in the world right now.

02:01:44.600 --> 02:01:47.600
I think Mingo's like top 10 in the world.

02:01:47.600 --> 02:01:59.600
We don't need to call him, we can just look it up.

02:01:59.600 --> 02:02:01.600
Hold up chat.

02:02:01.600 --> 02:02:02.600
We can just look it up.

02:02:02.600 --> 02:02:05.600
So Mingo's number two in the world, right chat?

02:02:05.600 --> 02:02:10.600
He's number two in the world, 82 win percentage, 1.96 KT aura by the way.

02:02:10.600 --> 02:02:13.600
Oh wait, Mingo's calling me. Yo, Mingo!

02:02:13.600 --> 02:02:14.600
Yo!

02:02:14.600 --> 02:02:16.600
I had a question for you, bro.

02:02:16.600 --> 02:02:18.600
What's it got, bro?

02:02:18.600 --> 02:02:21.600
Is champion like impossible to get now?

02:02:21.600 --> 02:02:24.600
Bro, there's no champions on PC right now just because you...

02:02:24.600 --> 02:02:27.600
If you win a game, the next game you play, cheer you lose it.

02:02:27.600 --> 02:02:32.600
So like, I think I'm the only person that's in the top five that's legit.

02:02:32.600 --> 02:02:35.600
Bro, I'm looking at your tracker.

02:02:35.600 --> 02:02:40.600
You're gaining, you gained 10 and lost 13.

02:02:41.440 --> 02:02:43.720
Yeah, but that kid, the kids we lost they were cheating,

02:02:43.720 --> 02:02:45.080
so I'm just gonna get them banned.

02:02:45.080 --> 02:02:47.040
I got 44 rollback yesterday.

02:02:47.040 --> 02:02:50.680
But Mingo, I mean like, it's champ even like,

02:02:50.680 --> 02:02:51.520
how many more are gonna-

02:02:51.520 --> 02:02:53.600
Okay, no, you're gonna, I get 10 in a long game,

02:02:53.600 --> 02:02:55.440
so it's like, it takes 10 wins to get champed.

02:02:55.440 --> 02:02:58.280
I'm like, I'm done with one right now.

02:02:58.280 --> 02:03:00.400
No, but that's what I mean, you're you.

02:03:00.400 --> 02:03:03.080
Like, I just mean the average Joe,

02:03:03.080 --> 02:03:04.920
could the average Joe even get champion anymore?

02:03:04.920 --> 02:03:06.540
No, no, probably not.

02:03:06.540 --> 02:03:07.140
Yeah, hell no.

02:03:07.140 --> 02:03:09.100
I don't think it's not like ranked to 1-0 where your loss

02:03:09.100 --> 02:03:11.820
is going to do that much.

02:03:11.820 --> 02:03:14.260
You got to win more than you lose.

02:03:14.260 --> 02:03:15.900
So what win percentage do you actually

02:03:15.900 --> 02:03:18.900
have to have for champ like 70?

02:03:18.900 --> 02:03:20.220
Well, that's kind of good.

02:03:20.220 --> 02:03:20.900
I'm not even going to lie.

02:03:20.900 --> 02:03:22.460
That's kind of good.

02:03:22.460 --> 02:03:23.140
Yeah, low key.

02:03:23.140 --> 02:03:24.900
It's like ranked 1-0 a little bit.

02:03:24.900 --> 02:03:27.300
So what, there's going to be like 1,000 champs

02:03:27.300 --> 02:03:29.020
this season, 2,000 probably?

02:03:29.020 --> 02:03:31.740
And you saw that it goes like champ 5, champ 4.

02:03:31.740 --> 02:03:34.300
It's kind of like Diamond.

02:03:34.300 --> 02:03:37.620
Bro, I kind of like how they're doing it, bro.

02:03:37.620 --> 02:03:40.940
But some guy on Twitter, now let me know if this is true.

02:03:40.940 --> 02:03:44.420
He said, R6 rank is cooked now.

02:03:44.420 --> 02:03:46.420
Most good players are getting placed in Emerald

02:03:46.420 --> 02:03:49.500
and are winning 20 points per win and losing 23 per loss.

02:03:49.500 --> 02:03:50.340
Is that true?

02:03:51.420 --> 02:03:53.020
I mean, I don't, maybe.

02:03:53.020 --> 02:03:54.380
I wasn't really losing, in my Emerald games,

02:03:54.380 --> 02:03:56.340
I didn't really lose that much, so I don't know.

02:03:56.340 --> 02:03:57.660
Aura.

02:03:57.660 --> 02:04:00.020
But you've been losing more than you've been winning, right?

02:04:00.020 --> 02:04:00.860
In terms of points?

02:04:00.860 --> 02:04:02.500
Yeah, I just lost 13 in the last game

02:04:02.500 --> 02:04:05.380
and now I think I'm getting like 10 a game.

02:04:05.380 --> 02:04:07.220
Sanyin.

02:04:07.220 --> 02:04:08.700
So no one's even gonna be champ.

02:04:08.700 --> 02:04:09.540
That's actually good,

02:04:09.540 --> 02:04:11.660
because then champ actually means something again.

02:04:11.660 --> 02:04:12.780
Yeah, I'm done.

02:04:12.780 --> 02:04:13.940
But maybe I think the problem is

02:04:13.940 --> 02:04:15.380
it's gonna be so much cheating with it.

02:04:15.380 --> 02:04:16.220
I mean, I don't know.

02:04:16.220 --> 02:04:17.660
It's better than having 50,000 champs.

02:04:17.660 --> 02:04:19.980
I got booted offline three times yesterday.

02:04:21.940 --> 02:04:24.340
You got booted offline three times.

02:04:24.340 --> 02:04:25.940
The number one champs of Booter.

02:04:27.300 --> 02:04:28.460
Classic.

02:04:28.460 --> 02:04:29.300
What do I, bro?

02:04:29.300 --> 02:04:30.740
Thank you for the intel, Mink.

02:04:30.740 --> 02:04:31.580
All right, bro.

02:04:31.580 --> 02:04:42.300
Hey, yo, dude, I think champion is like, bro,

02:04:42.300 --> 02:04:44.020
and I don't even know if Timmy knows this,

02:04:44.020 --> 02:04:46.460
because I think Timmy's about a marathon siege,

02:04:46.460 --> 02:04:50.220
and I don't think it's even possible for him to get champ.

02:04:50.220 --> 02:04:54.940
Bro, if you gain less than you win,

02:04:54.940 --> 02:04:56.580
how are you going to get champ?

02:04:56.580 --> 02:04:58.500
How about it's called?

02:04:58.500 --> 02:05:02.540
If you gain less than you win, you can't really get champed

02:05:02.540 --> 02:05:04.080
unless you have a stack.

02:05:05.420 --> 02:05:07.080
Oh God, Timmy's on seed.

02:05:08.100 --> 02:05:11.900
Yeah, I was just gonna say, Timmy is cooked.

02:05:11.900 --> 02:05:15.660
Cause we talked before rank 2.0 came out.

02:05:15.660 --> 02:05:17.020
We were like, yeah, it's definitely possible.

02:05:17.020 --> 02:05:19.340
Cause rank 2.0 is designed for like the casual player

02:05:19.340 --> 02:05:21.540
if you keep playing, you're gonna get champed.

02:05:22.740 --> 02:05:25.340
Now it's like, you gotta win.

02:05:26.420 --> 02:05:27.980
And he's on a fresh account.

02:05:27.980 --> 02:05:30.260
So he's never played right before.

02:05:30.260 --> 02:05:33.220
So he's gonna, it's in the game, like 10.

02:05:33.220 --> 02:05:34.300
Dude, that's what I mean, like,

02:05:34.300 --> 02:05:38.000
cause high vibes, I don't know if it's still like this,

02:05:38.000 --> 02:05:40.580
but remember how like, if you were a last season champ,

02:05:40.580 --> 02:05:43.580
they would give you a shit ton of elo to speed you up.

02:05:43.580 --> 02:05:44.420
Yeah.

02:05:44.420 --> 02:05:45.500
If Kenny's on a fresh account,

02:05:45.500 --> 02:05:48.260
he's just gonna get nothing from the jump.

02:05:48.260 --> 02:05:49.100
Yeah.

02:05:49.100 --> 02:05:50.660
Because that account's never played.

02:05:50.660 --> 02:05:52.540
Timmy's actually cooking right now.

02:05:52.540 --> 02:05:54.280
Bro, I feel like I should tell him.

02:05:55.540 --> 02:05:56.380
Yeah.

02:05:56.380 --> 02:06:07.180
him to like waste a month of his life it's gonna be really bad bro chat it's

02:06:07.180 --> 02:06:11.980
like the Dion Sanders putting his hand on the shoulder again bro I don't think

02:06:11.980 --> 02:06:16.380
he could get it I don't know if it's possible with the current elo system

02:06:16.380 --> 02:06:32.180
Wait, what is my rank? Let me see. I'm 12 and 2, and I'm only in Emerald 1.

02:06:32.180 --> 02:06:38.300
How much elo are you gaining and how much elo are you losing? That's all I care about.

02:06:38.300 --> 02:06:41.220
How much elo are you gaining and losing, Hivas?

02:06:41.220 --> 02:06:44.220
It depends, but on average, I'm getting like,

02:06:45.780 --> 02:06:46.980
we'll say 15.

02:06:48.340 --> 02:06:50.220
How much do you lose?

02:06:50.220 --> 02:06:51.420
It goes up and down.

02:06:53.140 --> 02:06:53.980
Let's see.

02:06:55.300 --> 02:06:56.540
We might be looking at rollback.

02:06:56.540 --> 02:06:57.860
Make sure to look at rollback.

02:06:57.860 --> 02:07:00.300
Hi, guys, what is your tracker?

02:07:00.300 --> 02:07:01.340
It's just rise underscore.

02:07:01.340 --> 02:07:04.180
But this is what I'm saying, like, it's dynamic now.

02:07:04.180 --> 02:07:05.740
It's not like a set number.

02:07:05.740 --> 02:07:07.060
So it depends on who you're playing.

02:07:07.060 --> 02:07:09.180
There's others, there's some games that are-

02:07:09.180 --> 02:07:11.660
Oh, you're right.

02:07:11.660 --> 02:07:13.100
You're right, you're right, you're right.

02:07:13.100 --> 02:07:16.900
If you're going to play a good team and you lose to a good

02:07:16.900 --> 02:07:19.220
team, you're only going to lose a little bit, because that's

02:07:19.220 --> 02:07:20.780
a good team we're supposed to win.

02:07:25.260 --> 02:07:26.740
Yeah.

02:07:26.740 --> 02:07:34.500
This guy just says, I don't think it's hard on you.

02:07:34.500 --> 02:07:37.500
You have to go off line.

02:07:37.500 --> 02:07:41.940
Meflonion, I don't think he can get it with the elo setup.

02:07:41.940 --> 02:07:44.660
No, I was thinking this.

02:07:44.660 --> 02:07:46.700
I think it's cut for him.

02:07:46.700 --> 02:07:49.180
Of course, he does this marathon.

02:07:49.180 --> 02:07:51.980
And see, just like the one game that ruined it.

02:07:51.980 --> 02:07:55.860
But I don't know how I feel about it.

02:07:55.860 --> 02:07:57.660
I kind of like it, honestly.

02:07:57.660 --> 02:07:59.660
I hope there's only 300 champs.

02:07:59.660 --> 02:08:01.860
That'd be great, whatever meaning,

02:08:01.860 --> 02:08:05.980
rather than my teammate who's five beers deep with a 0.8 KD

02:08:05.980 --> 02:08:07.300
and a 0.9 win the loss.

02:08:07.300 --> 02:08:09.340
but 500 games late, it's champ.

02:08:09.340 --> 02:08:10.940
Do you know what it mean?

02:08:10.940 --> 02:08:11.780
Yeah.

02:08:13.940 --> 02:08:15.060
I don't know, I kind of like it,

02:08:15.060 --> 02:08:18.220
but Timmy might be cooked because he's on a fresh account,

02:08:18.220 --> 02:08:21.820
so I don't, no, I think as long as he beats people

02:08:21.820 --> 02:08:24.220
that are higher elo than him, he'll get a lot of elo.

02:08:27.620 --> 02:08:29.380
Me from onions, I don't know.

02:08:29.380 --> 02:08:34.380
It's gonna be long bro, because you don't instantly gain

02:08:34.380 --> 02:08:53.180
gain a hundred and eighty you know what I'm saying it's gonna take a while you can't

02:08:53.180 --> 02:08:59.380
play Jimmy's mob don't even think about it you can't why I can't do that why it's a

02:08:59.380 --> 02:09:01.380
Minecraft sex mod dude.

02:09:06.860 --> 02:09:09.380
Should I put it to another tab?

02:09:10.440 --> 02:09:11.440
Oh god.

02:09:17.380 --> 02:09:19.380
AHHHHH!!! What the fuck?!

02:09:20.360 --> 02:09:22.360
Yeah, so yeah.

02:09:23.200 --> 02:09:26.920
What the fuck chat? Why'd you say to play that?!

02:09:29.380 --> 02:09:42.580
I have to tell Timmy, I have to tell Timmy, bro.

02:09:42.580 --> 02:09:47.620
Okay, I like a specific one people just tend to do

02:09:51.620 --> 02:09:54.020
Did you crack yeah, he's copper five

02:09:55.060 --> 02:09:57.060
That's what I was

02:10:08.020 --> 02:10:10.020
What's up

02:10:12.580 --> 02:10:20.340
Bro, but I think if you beat people that are better than you this if the elo will scale him up anyways

02:10:24.980 --> 02:10:26.980
Is that how that works though chat

02:10:29.900 --> 02:10:31.900
Bro, I don't know

02:10:31.900 --> 02:10:43.980
I don't even know if I could tell him because I don't even know how it fully works yet.

02:10:43.980 --> 02:10:47.780
I don't even know how it fully works yet.

02:10:47.780 --> 02:10:54.380
We love shadow, they give it their prime.

02:10:54.380 --> 02:10:55.380
Wait chat what?

02:10:55.380 --> 02:10:57.860
I don't even know how it works.

02:10:57.860 --> 02:11:04.860
RP-based matchmaking. The goal of ranked matchmaking is to create fair matches while maintaining healthy queue times.

02:11:04.860 --> 02:11:12.860
To achieve this matchmaking will shift to only using your rank points, not your MMR to match with your opponents.

02:11:12.860 --> 02:11:24.860
Team balancing is calculated at the squad level first. When squad contains large ranked gaps, the system weighs the team closer to the higher ranked player to better reflect the squad's overall strength.

02:11:24.860 --> 02:11:28.860
This balancing directly impacts RP gains and losses.

02:11:28.860 --> 02:11:32.860
Defeating stronger teams gives you extra elo.

02:11:32.860 --> 02:11:35.860
Beating lower ranked teams gives you less elo.

02:11:35.860 --> 02:11:37.860
Losing lower ranked, this is better, yeah.

02:11:37.860 --> 02:11:41.860
This is like all of the problems with the ranked system are fixed.

02:11:41.860 --> 02:11:45.860
Because you should be rewarded if you beat a top stack.

02:11:45.860 --> 02:11:51.860
To maintain competitive integrity, Ranked Tripano introduces squad restrictions.

02:11:51.860 --> 02:11:55.860
Copper to Emerald can queue with teammates within 3-4 rank-0, right?

02:11:56.860 --> 02:12:01.860
Diamond to champ players are limited. Yes, if you're champ, you can't play with a silver.

02:12:02.860 --> 02:12:06.860
That's fair. Chat, does Timmy want to duo or is he only doing solo? What is he doing?

02:12:07.860 --> 02:12:11.860
I'd love to play with him a little bit. I was excited for him to get to siege.

02:12:12.860 --> 02:12:15.860
Chat, does Timmy want to duo or does he just want to solo?

02:12:16.860 --> 02:12:17.860
Do you guys want to duo?

02:12:17.860 --> 02:12:18.860
Yeah, that's just not happening.

02:12:18.860 --> 02:12:22.620
happening jinx he said he would beat the fuck out of you yeah I'd never said

02:12:22.620 --> 02:12:28.580
that man just tell me what I'd love to help him a little bit okay good aim if

02:12:28.580 --> 02:12:31.900
he just wants to solo understand

02:12:35.700 --> 02:12:39.340
hey this guy disconnected

02:12:39.340 --> 02:12:53.780
I'm just gonna wait to see what he says I must if Timmy wants to duo I'm down

02:12:53.780 --> 02:13:01.620
that guy's a jinxie charm if I'd love to show him a little bit about the game

02:13:01.620 --> 02:13:08.260
What the hell?

02:13:08.260 --> 02:13:10.060
Checking plat play with Cobbler though?

02:13:10.060 --> 02:13:11.060
I don't even know.

02:13:11.060 --> 02:13:12.060
Religionary.

02:13:12.060 --> 02:13:15.420
Oh my god.

02:13:15.420 --> 02:13:16.420
This guy's on control.

02:13:16.420 --> 02:13:19.060
Look at how he's 2 seconds left.

02:13:19.060 --> 02:13:23.540
I love how Timmy already understands how bad of a play that is.

02:13:23.540 --> 02:13:26.740
He pulled out a lesion line with a second left so it's just mathematically impossible

02:13:26.740 --> 02:13:28.940
to win now.

02:13:28.940 --> 02:13:29.940
Is Timmy what a duo?

02:13:31.940 --> 02:13:32.940
This could be fun.

02:13:35.940 --> 02:13:37.940
I'm eating half a different, uh...

02:13:37.940 --> 02:13:40.940
Chai said Timmy's the best gamer I've ever seen!

02:13:40.940 --> 02:13:43.940
Fuck it, let's start fucking... let's start boxing.

02:13:44.940 --> 02:13:46.940
Let's start going crazy on the boxing.

02:13:46.940 --> 02:13:48.940
Chai, what is this delay? What is this delay?

02:13:51.940 --> 02:13:52.940
Dude, like, uh...

02:13:52.940 --> 02:13:57.680
I was a duo, I'm down a duo.

02:13:57.680 --> 02:14:00.600
Maybe not right now, I feel like I need to learn the basics, unless he wants to coach

02:14:00.600 --> 02:14:01.600
me.

02:14:01.600 --> 02:14:02.600
Look, he could be my Dante's.

02:14:02.600 --> 02:14:06.640
Wait, but Timbo, but I don't know if I can coach him.

02:14:06.640 --> 02:14:11.600
If he's Copper, I see it, but I don't see it.

02:14:11.600 --> 02:14:15.200
Copper or Emerald can queue with teammates within 3-4 ranks.

02:14:15.200 --> 02:14:19.560
So wait, Copper can only queue with Gold and Plat though.

02:14:19.560 --> 02:14:23.960
I don't know if we can.

02:14:23.960 --> 02:14:32.620
I don't know if we can.

02:14:32.620 --> 02:14:33.620
I can't.

02:14:33.620 --> 02:14:36.380
I can't play with him.

02:14:36.380 --> 02:14:41.080
Which as he brunt, if he's brunt I can play.

02:14:41.080 --> 02:14:48.480
I don't want to buy an alt, bro.

02:14:48.480 --> 02:14:54.320
these bronze I could play is he copper he's copper all right well just tell

02:14:54.320 --> 02:14:57.800
to me when he gets high rank I'm down

02:15:00.400 --> 02:15:06.260
he's copper okay okay oh he's literally in his first game all right

02:15:06.260 --> 02:15:10.280
never mind so I'm gonna rip a dodoq you check this tell to me when he ranks up

02:15:10.280 --> 02:15:15.240
I'm down to help him when he gets to like silver bronze or like silver I'm down

02:15:15.240 --> 02:15:23.080
help them. I'll let them play like by himself for a little. Alright chat lock-in. Alright bro,

02:15:23.080 --> 02:15:28.760
my KVD is chop chatter right now. My KVD is chop chatter. Wait, I need to delay. I'm not getting

02:15:28.760 --> 02:15:33.000
snipe today. No, no, no. I'm not getting snipe. I'm not getting snipe.

02:15:45.240 --> 02:15:53.760
Wait, did I just pass by it?

02:15:53.760 --> 02:15:57.120
Jeff, did I just pass by it?

02:15:57.120 --> 02:16:05.080
Did I just pass by it?

02:16:05.080 --> 02:16:06.080
Where's that?

02:16:06.080 --> 02:16:07.080
In the shop?

02:16:07.080 --> 02:16:08.080
In the shop?

02:16:08.080 --> 02:16:09.080
A-Skin.

02:16:09.080 --> 02:16:12.080
Is it in the shop?

02:16:12.080 --> 02:16:28.000
skin is it in the shop is this it wait what this is this is fucking sexy this

02:16:28.000 --> 02:16:33.920
is sexy as shit oh my god

02:16:33.920 --> 02:16:43.920
Uh, this is like, beautiful.

02:16:43.920 --> 02:16:53.400
Bro, hi guys, can I put my menu sound back up or is it still glitched?

02:16:53.400 --> 02:16:54.960
Look at the animation.

02:16:54.960 --> 02:16:59.960
That's a $45 skin, what?

02:16:59.960 --> 02:17:24.960
Where's the gun skin?

02:17:24.960 --> 02:17:31.840
This is kind of clean. I'm not gonna lie. This is kind of clean. I'm not gonna lie

02:17:33.720 --> 02:17:39.140
Is it the greatest skin ever? No, but it's like a eight. It's different

02:17:41.360 --> 02:17:45.720
All right, bro, if I get streams that's a good crash out chopper to go pee and then we're gonna put on an absolute

02:17:46.200 --> 02:17:48.200
R6 masterclass today

02:17:48.240 --> 02:17:52.560
We're gonna put 20 kills down belt to ass every game. What's that?

02:19:24.960 --> 02:19:37.880
What is good, bro?

02:19:37.880 --> 02:19:38.880
What is good?

02:19:38.880 --> 02:19:39.880
Oh my god!

02:19:39.880 --> 02:19:40.880
We came back at the perfect time.

02:19:40.880 --> 02:19:44.320
Ring ring, plug in my phone, perfect timing.

02:19:44.320 --> 02:19:48.320
I know I'm not right, but I'm not wrong.

02:19:48.320 --> 02:19:50.840
No, I'm not wrong.

02:19:50.840 --> 02:19:51.840
Band layer.

02:19:51.840 --> 02:19:52.840
Get layer the fuck.

02:19:52.840 --> 02:19:53.840
Yo, guys.

02:19:53.840 --> 02:19:55.440
Yo guys, cool if we bend there?

02:19:57.520 --> 02:20:00.600
If I get organ, I'll suck a wiener.

02:20:00.600 --> 02:20:03.000
If I get organ, I'll suck a wiener.

02:20:03.000 --> 02:20:05.480
If I get organ, I'll suck a wiener.

02:20:09.040 --> 02:20:12.600
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

02:20:12.600 --> 02:20:14.120
Yes!

02:20:14.120 --> 02:20:15.800
Yes!

02:20:15.800 --> 02:20:17.840
Yes!

02:20:17.840 --> 02:20:19.480
God, I love this map!

02:20:19.480 --> 02:20:20.960
Fuck!

02:20:20.960 --> 02:20:22.960
Okay, I'm dropping 20.

02:20:22.960 --> 02:20:25.160
I'm dropping 20, no, no, no.

02:20:25.160 --> 02:20:27.240
Chad, I'm dropping 20.

02:20:27.240 --> 02:20:29.220
I'm dropping 20, I'm dropping 20.

02:20:29.220 --> 02:20:31.920
Okay, listen, ban the mirror.

02:20:31.920 --> 02:20:34.000
That's completely totally bad.

02:20:34.000 --> 02:20:36.240
Keep doing that, I'm almost there.

02:20:36.240 --> 02:20:37.560
Frappazal right.

02:20:41.120 --> 02:20:42.720
Why was he kinda good?

02:20:42.720 --> 02:20:44.560
Okay, okay.

02:20:44.560 --> 02:20:46.920
All right, Chad, listen, bro.

02:20:46.920 --> 02:20:49.320
I'm not gonna lie, my stats are shit.

02:20:49.320 --> 02:20:52.720
1.6 KD, that's not my body.

02:20:52.720 --> 02:20:56.440
Last season, I had a higher KD and a higher whippersetting.

02:20:56.440 --> 02:20:58.120
Does this mean I'm washed?

02:20:58.120 --> 02:20:58.960
I don't know.

02:20:58.960 --> 02:21:00.160
Let's find out today.

02:21:00.160 --> 02:21:01.400
Let's find out today.

02:21:01.400 --> 02:21:03.480
Does this mean I'm washed, bro?

02:21:03.480 --> 02:21:04.680
What does this mean?

02:21:06.480 --> 02:21:08.280
Bro was practicing with Ron.

02:21:09.900 --> 02:21:12.120
A little bit more on close.

02:21:12.120 --> 02:21:13.520
Ron trained you well.

02:21:15.400 --> 02:21:16.760
Asked for Ace.

02:21:16.760 --> 02:21:17.720
Oh yeah.

02:21:17.720 --> 02:21:19.200
Yo, is there any way I could play Ace?

02:21:19.200 --> 02:21:21.280
I just bought the new Paragon bundle.

02:21:21.280 --> 02:21:22.560
if not totally fine.

02:21:29.320 --> 02:21:31.380
JC Alderman Marathon without quitting tomorrow,

02:21:31.380 --> 02:21:34.200
question mark big A blind, yes.

02:21:34.200 --> 02:21:38.300
Yes, locked, could be a 100 hour stream,

02:21:38.300 --> 02:21:40.920
but I'm not a bitch no more, bro.

02:21:40.920 --> 02:21:42.360
I'm not a little bitch.

02:21:43.440 --> 02:21:45.040
Hi Brian, am I talking?

02:21:45.040 --> 02:21:46.360
Hi Brian, am I talking?

02:21:47.720 --> 02:21:49.000
Hi Brian, am I talking?

02:21:52.080 --> 02:21:54.080
What time pie like 3 p.m.

02:21:55.080 --> 02:22:01.680
Yo, uh guys if you can hear me can you respond? I don't know if I'm talking or not because the voice chat glitched yo

02:22:01.960 --> 02:22:03.280
Jinxie, what's good?

02:22:03.280 --> 02:22:08.400
What's up, brother? Yo question. Is there any chance I could use ace? I just bought the new bundle

02:22:09.760 --> 02:22:11.760
It's just even the real

02:22:14.080 --> 02:22:19.560
No, no, no, it's not it's not yeah. Yeah, all right. I'm off on your stream as we speak

02:22:21.280 --> 02:22:27.040
chat bro okay uh yo ace you said your combat right aces okay if I use ace just

02:22:27.040 --> 02:22:30.520
for one round I just want to trap a new bundle if not no worries bro peace and

02:22:30.520 --> 02:22:36.160
love okay it's not gonna work chat he's got ace wrapped up like a gordita

02:22:36.160 --> 02:22:42.440
he's gonna jinx you're buns by the way top five respect moments he switch wait

02:22:42.440 --> 02:22:47.400
did you say I'm buns yeah you're complete buns bro I'll wipe you in a 1v1

02:22:47.400 --> 02:22:53.040
I know bro, yeah, I know 100% bro. You would yeah. Yeah, I know I know I know I'm just like chat

02:22:53.040 --> 02:22:58.480
I'm practicing kindness today, bro. I'm just gonna kill him with kindness. No, I know you 100% what I'm trash

02:23:01.120 --> 02:23:03.120
I know I said it buddy

02:23:15.000 --> 02:23:17.000
Thanks

02:23:17.400 --> 02:23:42.180
What what

02:23:42.180 --> 02:23:42.680
AHH!

02:23:46.520 --> 02:23:49.240
Chatter is getting the most joyful section of my life.

02:23:49.780 --> 02:23:50.280
Hi, guys!

02:23:50.960 --> 02:23:51.460
Change...

02:23:52.300 --> 02:23:55.580
Change the title to Most Positive Stream Ever.

02:24:01.220 --> 02:24:02.220
Yo, um...

02:24:02.720 --> 02:24:06.840
Is there any way Solid Snake could go to the window and throw a grenade to break the gate?

02:24:06.840 --> 02:24:08.040
If not, it's totally fine.

02:24:09.600 --> 02:24:11.280
Solid Snake, is there any chance you could do that for me?

02:24:42.180 --> 02:24:49.140
shot from century great aim from him literally amazing shot by him I gotta be

02:24:49.140 --> 02:24:54.900
better I gotta be better yo guys um I believe next time we should bring

02:24:54.900 --> 02:25:02.180
something for the Cades or we can just ban it that's fine so I don't think I

02:25:02.180 --> 02:25:06.940
don't think having four people to walk oh my teammate types no I don't think

02:25:06.940 --> 02:25:11.340
Yeah, hello is my mic working? Yeah. Yes, bro. How is your day going man?

02:25:13.260 --> 02:25:17.820
Good Jinxie good Jinxie. Yeah. Oh, it's just watching your stream. I'll tell you again

02:25:17.820 --> 02:25:24.580
It's chat. It's literally loving positivity today. Hey, bro. Thank you so much. He's lying, but nobody's watching you, bro

02:25:24.580 --> 02:25:26.740
How do I tell you? Yeah, it's listen

02:25:28.500 --> 02:25:34.460
Wait, I'll box you right now buddy guys loving positivity guys. We don't got a dog. Nobody man. Come on guys

02:25:34.460 --> 02:25:40.820
That's my first cousin. Oh wait you guys know each other in real life

02:25:43.180 --> 02:25:47.060
Well, that's kind of wholesome you guys are playing together y'all are cousins very wholesome

02:25:47.360 --> 02:25:50.760
Well, I'm actually getting forced cuz like he's too lonely. So yeah

02:25:54.240 --> 02:26:00.980
Bro, I'm loving positivity today chat for real like I like I'm just gonna be the most positive guy ever in here

02:26:00.980 --> 02:26:05.660
like I'm just gonna be the most positive guy ever like this like I'm so

02:26:05.660 --> 02:26:09.660
positive today even if I get on League later like I'm gonna be the most positive

02:26:09.660 --> 02:26:18.780
league player ever. Well no it took four days bro it took me four days bro but

02:26:18.780 --> 02:26:25.180
it's not about how long it's about the memories along the way man

02:26:25.180 --> 02:26:27.180
I'm family friendly, bro.

02:26:27.180 --> 02:26:28.180
High-bites calling.

02:26:28.180 --> 02:26:30.180
Yo, high-bites have a positivity day.

02:26:30.180 --> 02:26:32.180
I have a question.

02:26:32.180 --> 02:26:33.180
No, no.

02:26:33.180 --> 02:26:35.180
I just see the smile on your face.

02:26:35.180 --> 02:26:39.180
And to be honest, bro, like from the bottom of my heart, bro,

02:26:39.180 --> 02:26:43.180
and everyone in chat, it pisses me off to see you smiling, bro.

02:26:43.180 --> 02:26:45.180
It fucking pisses me off, bro.

02:26:45.180 --> 02:26:46.180
Stop!

02:26:46.180 --> 02:26:47.180
Stop smiling!

02:26:47.180 --> 02:26:50.940
pisses me off bro. Stop! Stop smiling!

02:26:55.980 --> 02:26:56.700
Too insertion.

02:27:00.380 --> 02:27:03.100
You found a bomb. Make your way to its location and defuse it.

02:27:11.020 --> 02:27:12.220
Shot going online.

02:27:15.820 --> 02:27:16.540
Reloading!

02:27:17.180 --> 02:27:23.420
I'm gonna preemptively mute my entire team because I'm pre-firing someone's gonna say a slur in a second

02:27:23.420 --> 02:27:25.420
I'm just gonna pre-fire it

02:27:47.180 --> 02:28:01.740
I'm sorry about that, I'm positive, great job Vigil! Vigil, great aim, you outplayed

02:28:01.740 --> 02:28:11.060
me, better luck for me next time! Keep it up bro! I love that he's won that! So if

02:28:11.060 --> 02:28:17.140
I just held the pixel peak I would have had a free kill, okay? Love and positivity though,

02:28:17.140 --> 02:28:19.140
take love and positivity

02:28:24.660 --> 02:28:26.660
you know what let's un-mute my team

02:28:27.360 --> 02:28:29.360
im gonna un-mute them cause my team is positive bro

02:28:29.760 --> 02:28:31.760
you guys got this

02:28:40.380 --> 02:28:42.380
great try ass great try

02:28:43.680 --> 02:28:44.680
yo mutab-

02:28:47.540 --> 02:28:52.020
Twitch you got this you got this twitch

02:28:59.860 --> 02:29:04.200
Good aim one of my closet and everyone's close

02:29:05.260 --> 02:29:08.900
I call it great ain't where I'm right here. I'm paying I'm paying double or double the left side

02:29:11.060 --> 02:29:13.060
Yeah, he was last seen in laundry

02:29:17.980 --> 02:29:19.980
Great try

02:29:21.580 --> 02:29:25.940
Guys good try though good try. Yeah, James. You what do you think of the new season?

02:29:27.020 --> 02:29:30.180
Pretty good, bro. I like it. I like it. I'm enjoying it. How about you, bro?

02:29:30.180 --> 02:29:33.260
What do you think of the new season man? No, not is fucking horrendous

02:29:34.020 --> 02:29:37.700
Okay, but the thing is ads guys the thing is

02:29:39.100 --> 02:29:41.660
I'm happy. It's alright guys the thing is everybody

02:29:41.660 --> 02:29:43.660
I

02:29:43.660 --> 02:29:48.460
Think is that nobody says the new map is bad before they even learn it. You have to learn it first. Yeah

02:29:50.060 --> 02:29:52.060
I fuck upstairs in basement

02:29:52.260 --> 02:29:55.440
Yo, I'm here a little bit of background noise. What is that?

02:29:57.220 --> 02:29:58.720
Oh

02:29:58.720 --> 02:30:03.400
Is there way you could mute it cuz I don't really want to hear myself doubled if possible. It's not that's totally fine

02:30:04.100 --> 02:30:08.780
Well, I didn't hear we said I've got my extra weapon. Could you like potentially mute it? Maybe yeah

02:30:08.780 --> 02:30:14.900
I just did it all right guys listen what we're gonna do this round is we're gonna win okay

02:30:14.900 --> 02:30:17.200
I have a nice strategy if you guys want to do it

02:30:18.700 --> 02:30:24.660
Tell me John all right there's an 85% chance for strings timing, so I'm not gonna say it till the last second

02:30:26.900 --> 02:30:28.900
Got it

02:30:30.980 --> 02:30:33.300
Guys I'm just the most positive R6 player

02:30:34.540 --> 02:30:37.460
I'm the most positive R6 player and league player

02:30:38.780 --> 02:30:46.740
There's a rage verdict inside of you like a volcano. No that vigil outplayed me. I should have known that vigil was gonna swing that

02:30:46.740 --> 02:30:49.900
He's better than me. He's smarter than me. He deserves that round

02:30:54.920 --> 02:30:58.860
I'm the most wholesome player of all time. Hey Jinxie can we get more sleep streams?

02:30:59.580 --> 02:31:05.320
You're in luck bro because tomorrow I'm playing Elden Ring until I beat it. So there's gonna be like five sleep streams

02:31:05.320 --> 02:31:07.320
Don't goon though, no maps.

02:31:07.320 --> 02:31:09.320
You think the map is good or not?

02:31:09.320 --> 02:31:15.320
It's too early to tell, Loki, because at first I hated Nighthaven Labs, because I didn't know it, but now I love Nighthaven Labs.

02:31:15.320 --> 02:31:17.320
So it's low key too early to tell.

02:31:17.320 --> 02:31:24.320
But I believe in my personal opinion, it might be a little bit too big of a map, but I don't know yet, it's too early to say.

02:31:24.320 --> 02:31:27.320
I think Nighthaven is like my top 3, I'm off the line.

02:31:27.320 --> 02:31:29.320
line

02:31:33.320 --> 02:31:39.880
Cortisol is slowly rising. No, I think you want us to spawn anywhere like, you know, spot on me spot on me spot on me

02:31:39.880 --> 02:31:41.880
I have a good idea

02:31:50.680 --> 02:31:52.680
Oh, nobody's fun on me

02:31:53.320 --> 02:31:55.320
Shaba Gabba now

02:31:55.320 --> 02:32:01.440
nobody spawn on me it's okay though none of it matters

02:32:07.880 --> 02:32:11.360
you don't care you don't care in the next game

02:32:25.320 --> 02:32:29.040
I knocked him, I knocked him, that's a 4k.

02:32:29.040 --> 02:32:30.880
I'M THE BEST!

02:32:30.880 --> 02:32:32.380
THE LON!

02:32:32.380 --> 02:32:34.380
I'M THE KING OF THIS SHIT!

02:32:35.380 --> 02:32:36.380
Actually, you know I'm not.

02:32:36.380 --> 02:32:37.720
I'm not even close to the best.

02:32:37.720 --> 02:32:38.620
Stalking's the best.

02:32:38.620 --> 02:32:39.720
What am I saying?

02:32:39.720 --> 02:32:41.720
But I did have a good moment right there.

02:32:44.120 --> 02:32:45.320
Bobbleball.

02:32:47.620 --> 02:32:49.620
Guys, even if you lose this, it's okay.

02:32:50.120 --> 02:32:51.620
Yeah, he's in server, hard left.

02:32:52.120 --> 02:32:53.120
He's in server.

02:32:53.120 --> 02:32:54.620
Ah, she's in server, yep.

02:32:54.620 --> 02:32:56.620
Oh shit he's low he's like tiny.

02:32:56.620 --> 02:32:58.620
Close, yeah no ammo he has no ammo.

02:32:58.620 --> 02:33:00.620
He has no ammo.

02:33:00.620 --> 02:33:04.620
Yep Ash plant don't give me hold the rotation well played guys.

02:33:04.620 --> 02:33:06.620
I got your shower hallway.

02:33:06.620 --> 02:33:08.620
Down to one friendly.

02:33:08.620 --> 02:33:10.620
Alright great aim from Ash.

02:33:10.620 --> 02:33:12.620
That's what I'm talking about.

02:33:14.620 --> 02:33:18.620
See guys despite in siege we just need love and positivity.

02:33:18.620 --> 02:33:20.620
Like that's all we need.

02:33:20.620 --> 02:33:22.620
Now we have a one two attack split.

02:33:22.620 --> 02:33:25.620
I don't like how you're talking I guess I need to be mean

02:33:28.980 --> 02:33:32.020
Bro like you if you like become mean to me like you know

02:33:33.860 --> 02:33:35.860
Bro, it's positive

02:33:36.540 --> 02:33:41.400
Bro, but the thing is like I'm just a low cortisol positive guy today, bro. It's my

02:33:43.620 --> 02:33:47.360
Local you lock in row lock and I don't know about all that

02:33:47.360 --> 02:33:53.760
bro yes I'm low cortisol that's thing like it's about I'm in a peace journey

02:33:53.760 --> 02:33:58.240
on this game I know no I'm always just not this new off right now it's not

02:33:58.240 --> 02:34:03.360
high-rise bro it's not high-rise like it's about what needs to happen is I just

02:34:03.360 --> 02:34:06.960
need to enter a peace journey and I will have to watch Vinland saga and then I'm

02:34:06.960 --> 02:34:11.960
just complete in life bro check if I watch Vinland saga I have no enemies

02:34:11.960 --> 02:34:15.960
It's just peace, bro. It's literally just peace.

02:34:25.960 --> 02:34:29.960
Wait, he watches Villain Taga? No, I haven't watched it, but I know about Villain Taga.

02:34:29.960 --> 02:34:32.960
And I know the whole point of the show is peace.

02:34:33.960 --> 02:34:38.960
I know the whole point, bro. So, Chad, it's, uh, what's it called? I'm in a peace tour.

02:34:38.960 --> 02:34:44.920
I'm the most peaceful r6 player and league player. All right. You have enemies until you watch it. All right, buddy

02:34:48.440 --> 02:34:53.240
Guys, I know no enemies here. I know no enemies. You haven't even watched it, bro

02:34:54.800 --> 02:34:58.240
Yeah, yes, but I'm not not not so hard

02:35:05.680 --> 02:35:08.240
Yeah, by the way, you're growing me in walking bro

02:35:08.960 --> 02:35:10.960
What? Yo, so...

02:35:10.960 --> 02:35:14.960
I understand that I'm old in age, but how is that a roast, sir?

02:35:14.960 --> 02:35:17.960
Like a pro-witch, subject secured.

02:35:17.960 --> 02:35:19.960
Reason why you're in position.

02:35:23.960 --> 02:35:25.960
Down to ten seconds.

02:35:28.960 --> 02:35:30.960
Five seconds to go.

02:35:34.960 --> 02:35:37.960
I'll pull you into the bomb. Be ready for hostile action.

02:35:37.960 --> 02:35:39.560
I know nothing about surpassing-

02:35:39.560 --> 02:35:42.360
Play League, you fucking noob.

02:35:42.360 --> 02:35:45.800
Well, I know I'm new to the game, but that doesn't discount my character.

02:35:45.800 --> 02:35:49.160
I still want to grind to be the very best in every game I play.

02:35:52.120 --> 02:35:57.000
Now, if they are stream sniping, I'll respect it because it means they have passion to win.

02:36:03.800 --> 02:36:05.000
I'm reloading.

02:36:07.960 --> 02:36:09.960
Okay, this guy's stream's on me.

02:36:17.960 --> 02:36:19.960
Why is it happening?

02:36:26.960 --> 02:36:28.960
Bottom ill.

02:36:37.960 --> 02:36:44.960
of

02:36:44.960 --> 02:36:50.960
the

02:36:50.960 --> 02:36:52.960
death

02:36:52.960 --> 02:36:54.960
of

02:36:54.960 --> 02:36:57.960
the

02:36:57.960 --> 02:37:01.960
death

02:37:01.960 --> 02:37:04.960
of

02:37:04.960 --> 02:37:14.400
bottom yellow isn't a real call out but I was able to deduct his reasoning

02:37:14.400 --> 02:37:16.800
regardless

02:37:18.400 --> 02:37:22.240
hey JC are you looking at it bro I apologize

02:37:22.240 --> 02:37:28.080
oh it's all right man a lot of people often just count my skill level

02:37:28.080 --> 02:37:34.920
you're talking like an NPC but I don't like it dude I'm just low cortisol man

02:37:34.920 --> 02:37:38.880
Like I it's a low core. I'm just no cortisol, bro. I don't get mad no more

02:37:41.720 --> 02:37:45.520
Chet I'm eight and three Lee I was open to like

02:37:46.080 --> 02:37:50.720
Bro me honey, and I'm a hubby the cube a hubby the cube. What does that even mean?

02:37:51.360 --> 02:37:54.800
What does that mean? What is hop in the queue me? Chet? I'm not AI

02:37:55.760 --> 02:38:00.080
I'm not AI chat. I'm not AI bro. But yeah, I'm just happy, bro

02:38:00.960 --> 02:38:06.180
You know what I'm saying check I'm just happy bro. I'm like dude. I realize in the past

02:38:08.000 --> 02:38:14.720
Raging on a video game. It's just stupid bro chat like literally my job is to play video games

02:38:14.720 --> 02:38:19.280
Like I'm just a lucky happy guy, bro. I don't even deserve this job

02:38:19.440 --> 02:38:25.160
So the last thing I should be doing is getting mad at a video game. You know what I'm saying? I'm just a lucky dude

02:38:25.160 --> 02:38:27.160
I'm not gonna rage no more man

02:38:27.680 --> 02:38:29.680
Like I'm done raging bro

02:38:30.080 --> 02:38:35.080
Why is it still talking? Nate, when you say it, are you referring to me?

02:38:38.580 --> 02:38:41.580
Bro, I'm just easy going dude, man.

02:38:44.080 --> 02:38:47.080
Wait for tomorrow. Elton Ring is not going to make me rage.

02:38:47.080 --> 02:38:52.080
Mark my words, there will not, I will not rage a single time on Elton Ring.

02:38:53.080 --> 02:38:58.080
Bro, when I played Hardcore Minecraft, something unlocked in me in terms of just peace.

02:38:58.080 --> 02:39:04.760
I would just have an inner peace. I will not rage in Elden Ring a singular time in the next five days

02:39:05.120 --> 02:39:07.320
I'm not kidding secure the bomb

02:39:08.080 --> 02:39:10.080
I'm literally not kidding

02:39:11.640 --> 02:39:13.640
Check not a single time

02:39:14.720 --> 02:39:16.720
It's not cap I will not rage

02:39:20.760 --> 02:39:26.280
Yo, hey team, I just want to thank you guys for being on my team. It's a pleasure to play with y'all

02:39:28.080 --> 02:39:41.760
It appears they're muted, but it's all good.

02:39:41.760 --> 02:39:44.080
Down to 10 seconds.

02:39:44.080 --> 02:39:46.160
Don't go.

02:39:46.160 --> 02:39:48.960
Which one doesn't go on?

02:39:48.960 --> 02:39:49.960
I forgot.

02:39:49.960 --> 02:39:50.960
Yo, anyone, please.

02:39:50.960 --> 02:39:51.960
What's your question, sir?

02:39:51.960 --> 02:39:52.960
What's your question?

02:39:52.960 --> 02:39:53.960
I have to meet up.

02:39:53.960 --> 02:39:54.960
Where does the road take go on?

02:39:54.960 --> 02:39:55.960
I mean, the head holes.

02:39:55.960 --> 02:39:56.960
On the freeway.

02:39:56.960 --> 02:39:58.960
I'm free, I'm free, I'm free, I'm free.

02:40:03.200 --> 02:40:05.920
No worries man, never be afraid to ask a question.

02:40:05.920 --> 02:40:07.880
The worst thing you can do is not ask.

02:40:09.160 --> 02:40:11.240
Yeah Tristan, fucking stupid.

02:40:11.240 --> 02:40:12.480
Yeah, I'm doing a second question.

02:40:12.480 --> 02:40:14.380
Hey, guys, don't call him stupid.

02:40:14.380 --> 02:40:16.040
Yo, what's up man?

02:40:16.040 --> 02:40:18.040
Where does the mall get his Darth shoes?

02:40:22.260 --> 02:40:23.560
Where, where?

02:40:26.960 --> 02:40:33.960
the dark mall

02:40:41.760 --> 02:40:48.760
freezer I think

02:40:56.960 --> 02:41:21.960
This

02:41:21.960 --> 02:41:24.480
totally balanced operator is calling me.

02:41:24.480 --> 02:41:27.140
I knocked somebody through the smoke. I'm actually lost

02:41:31.260 --> 02:41:35.660
It's all good because don't could be totally balanced and Ubisoft's developer team is amazing

02:41:54.480 --> 02:42:05.920
I don't mind this call out of you.

02:42:05.920 --> 02:42:07.920
Shunt out

02:42:09.440 --> 02:42:14.940
Fresh fresh, let's go boy. Oh shit great work out there soldiers

02:42:16.680 --> 02:42:18.880
Hey, hey, look what is all look what is all look what is all?

02:42:20.640 --> 02:42:27.560
Yo, I'm 11 and three Lee like guys. This is what happens when you're just no cortisol man

02:42:28.680 --> 02:42:30.360
Everything's a rhythm

02:42:30.360 --> 02:42:33.160
Everything is a peaceful wavelength, bro

02:42:33.160 --> 02:42:38.600
this is what happens when you play video games with low cortisol 11 and 3

02:42:38.600 --> 02:42:45.240
lead I'm just having fun I'm just a bundle of joy I have goose bumps in my

02:42:45.240 --> 02:42:51.360
butthole Jixie uh yeah so those aren't goose bumps that is hammeroids and you

02:42:51.360 --> 02:42:55.960
should probably talk to a doctor if there is bumps in your ass you have

02:42:55.960 --> 02:43:01.360
hammeroids I am not a doctor bro get that shit consultant sit in the

02:43:01.360 --> 02:43:03.360
You have to get that consultant man

02:43:05.120 --> 02:43:06.920
Wait until you get on league note

02:43:06.920 --> 02:43:12.440
I'm low cortisol on any game R6 rocket league league of legends

02:43:13.000 --> 02:43:17.360
Friggin Elden ring tomorrow Minecraft. Y'all saw I was low cortisol

02:43:18.200 --> 02:43:23.280
Check I'm low cortisol man. Elden ring. I'm not gonna rage a single time R6

02:43:23.280 --> 02:43:27.160
I'm not gonna rage a single time league of legends is not gonna. I'm just positive

02:43:27.520 --> 02:43:29.720
I'm literally just positive. I'm saying I got the gun

02:43:29.720 --> 02:43:35.240
I want to bump your ass. What does that even mean bro clip this now?

02:43:35.760 --> 02:43:37.760
Tree Sentinel will log you

02:43:38.160 --> 02:43:40.160
Proud of you. Thank you, man

02:43:42.920 --> 02:43:48.000
Jump you guys. Yeah, I'm gonna be low cortisol on jump. Yes, bro. No games are gonna make me mad chat

02:43:48.200 --> 02:43:53.800
You're never gonna see me mad again. Remember to date bro six four twenty twenty six man

02:44:29.720 --> 02:44:31.720
I'm a redient.

02:44:31.720 --> 02:44:33.720
Wait, loading!

02:44:39.720 --> 02:44:41.720
Sonyan.

02:44:43.720 --> 02:44:45.720
Hey, Jinxie, you a bitch!

02:44:45.720 --> 02:44:47.720
Brother man, that's your personal opinion.

02:44:47.720 --> 02:44:50.720
I do not allow personal opinions to affect me.

02:44:50.720 --> 02:44:52.720
Everyone's entitled to their own.

02:44:55.720 --> 02:44:57.720
Spawnpeekin3.

02:44:59.720 --> 02:45:15.120
I'm reloading!

02:45:15.120 --> 02:45:17.320
Why is it tapping?

02:45:17.320 --> 02:45:28.320
Bazaar!

02:45:28.320 --> 02:45:30.320
not over here I think it's a

02:45:52.320 --> 02:45:54.320
Three two one

02:45:55.840 --> 02:45:57.840
Three two oh no

02:45:58.320 --> 02:46:00.320
The balanced operator is back!

02:46:05.320 --> 02:46:08.320
Yo, Jinx, you keep calling, just let it hit and then pop the thunderbird.

02:46:12.320 --> 02:46:15.320
The double-champ those with the fucking guns.

02:46:23.320 --> 02:46:26.320
So maybe I am the greatest of all time, I don't know.

02:46:26.320 --> 02:46:29.760
I wouldn't beat this. I wouldn't beat it

02:46:39.400 --> 02:46:41.400
Ones and beatings

02:46:56.320 --> 02:46:58.320
Two turns up for the party.

02:46:58.320 --> 02:46:59.820
Two turns up for the party.

02:46:59.820 --> 02:47:00.820
Hey good game, Jason.

02:47:00.820 --> 02:47:01.820
Two turns up.

02:47:01.820 --> 02:47:03.820
Hey guys, pleasure playing with y'all.

02:47:03.820 --> 02:47:05.820
Have a wonderful blessed day.

02:47:05.820 --> 02:47:06.820
You too, man.

02:47:06.820 --> 02:47:08.820
Two turns up for the party.

02:47:08.820 --> 02:47:10.820
Two turns up for the party.

02:47:10.820 --> 02:47:14.320
Like, yo bro, it's at the end of the day, bro.

02:47:14.320 --> 02:47:17.820
It's just about blood, sweat, and tears, man.

02:47:17.820 --> 02:47:20.820
It's just about blood, sweat, and tears, y'all.

02:47:20.820 --> 02:47:23.820
It's just about blood, sweat, and tears, y'all.

02:47:23.820 --> 02:47:30.920
I 1.7 Katie. It's not good enough. The thing is you have to be grateful and appreciative for everything in life

02:47:31.780 --> 02:47:38.580
If you wake up into the morning and you have a bed, that's something to be grateful and appreciative for if you wake up

02:47:38.580 --> 02:47:40.060
In the morning and have air conditioning

02:47:40.060 --> 02:47:44.740
That's something to be grateful and appreciative for if you wake up in the morning and have internet connection

02:47:44.740 --> 02:47:48.260
That's something to be grateful to appreciate it for because not everybody has that

02:47:48.660 --> 02:47:51.400
If you go to sleep at night and you were able to eat dinner

02:47:51.400 --> 02:47:54.840
That is something to be grateful and appreciative for because not everybody can eat dinner

02:47:55.360 --> 02:48:01.720
I'm grateful and appreciative for the 1.7 KD, but it's not going to stop me from striving for something bigger and better than myself

02:48:03.040 --> 02:48:08.440
Last season I had a 1.9 this season. I want a 2.0, bro. All right, let's go chat

02:48:08.440 --> 02:48:12.440
We we're not getting a 2.0 by slacking lock in. Let's go

02:48:13.480 --> 02:48:14.920
But you had facts bro

02:48:14.920 --> 02:48:21.160
There's always something to be grateful for because there's always somebody who has it worse off every day of the week, man

02:48:21.400 --> 02:48:30.760
So make sure man every day man y'all count your blessings bro every frickin day because it's very easy as human beings to take what you have for granted

02:48:31.640 --> 02:48:33.640
You know what I'm saying?

02:48:33.640 --> 02:48:36.300
Very easy, bro. It's very easy to take what you have for granted, man

02:48:36.880 --> 02:48:42.600
Greed think about it. Yeah, this is the lowest court is all stream of my life chat. I'll be right back in 11 seconds

02:48:42.600 --> 02:48:46.000
I'm gonna grab a beverage maybe a cherry berry lemonade

02:48:47.920 --> 02:48:49.680
Drink be our beguest

02:48:49.680 --> 02:48:54.680
B.I.B. B.I.B. 14 and 3. What a start to the day. What a start.

02:49:19.680 --> 02:49:26.680
I'm back.

02:49:26.680 --> 02:49:31.680
Oh, wait.

02:49:31.680 --> 02:49:37.680
I'm back.

02:49:37.680 --> 02:49:43.680
I'm back.

02:49:43.680 --> 02:49:46.680
I'm back.

02:49:46.680 --> 02:49:47.680
Alright, I'm back.

02:49:47.680 --> 02:49:48.680
Ooh!

02:49:48.680 --> 02:49:50.680
Wait.

02:49:50.680 --> 02:49:53.360
Back-to-back organ games, I'll throw it back.

02:49:53.360 --> 02:49:56.360
Back-to-back organ games, I'll throw it back.

02:49:56.360 --> 02:50:00.680
Back-to-back organ games, I'll throw it back.

02:50:00.680 --> 02:50:01.680
Shice.

02:50:01.680 --> 02:50:08.640
It's okay, we're appreciative to play this map, man.

02:50:08.640 --> 02:50:10.160
There's always a worse map.

02:50:10.160 --> 02:50:12.160
A theme park.

02:50:12.160 --> 02:50:14.600
Lag, thank you for the devarro.

02:50:14.600 --> 02:50:16.000
Monkey, thank you for the devarro.

02:50:16.000 --> 02:50:19.960
Thank you for the photo cash. Thank you for the photo great. Thank you for the photo Bobby. Thank you the prime

02:50:23.960 --> 02:50:26.580
Can't forget the bath never ever ever

02:50:29.600 --> 02:50:37.980
Hi Jinxie show me from Kevin underscore claps cheeks Kevin I'm gonna politely decline that request

02:50:40.080 --> 02:50:43.280
Kevin I'm gonna politely require that decline that request

02:50:43.280 --> 02:50:51.120
I actually love this map for a second. I thought this was old fortress. I actually dropped nukes on this map

02:50:51.680 --> 02:50:53.680
It's one of my best maps

02:50:57.800 --> 02:51:01.160
It's you burst you lock in bro. Come on. Yes, you're correct, bro

02:51:01.680 --> 02:51:06.280
Bro, it's not even just in gaming bro. It's in any aspect of life

02:51:06.280 --> 02:51:11.140
It is you verse you bro your biggest enemy is the man inside of the mirror, bro

02:51:11.140 --> 02:51:16.420
whatever you tell yourself that you can't do you won't do whatever you

02:51:16.420 --> 02:51:21.700
tell yourself that you can do you will do bro like you got to be your biggest

02:51:21.700 --> 02:51:26.340
believer man I believe I'm gonna drop 25 kills this game just nine digger to five

02:51:26.340 --> 02:51:30.820
gifted just not in the chat just not in the chat David digger to prime David

02:51:30.820 --> 02:51:34.180
digger to prime appreciate the promise super thing about use your drone to

02:51:34.180 --> 02:51:40.420
locate a bomb chat lock in bro I'm gonna drop 20 this game I believe it I

02:51:40.420 --> 02:51:44.660
I believe it. Even if it's unlikely, I believe I'm going to drop 20 kills this game.

02:51:49.940 --> 02:51:55.300
Hey, Jinxie, you look like a watermelon with hair. What I respect about your message is that you

02:51:55.300 --> 02:52:00.740
said hair, because people say I don't have hair. People say I'm an egg, bro. What did I respect

02:52:00.740 --> 02:52:08.260
about your message that you said I have hair? You said that last game, and I went 14 and 3.

02:52:08.260 --> 02:52:10.900
I could have got 20, but I left a lot on the floor.

02:52:10.900 --> 02:52:12.780
I left a lot on the floor.

02:52:12.780 --> 02:52:15.380
This game I'm dropping 20.

02:52:15.380 --> 02:52:16.380
You don't.

02:52:16.380 --> 02:52:17.380
Hi, guys.

02:52:17.380 --> 02:52:18.380
Hi, Brian.

02:52:18.380 --> 02:52:31.900
Back to your opinion, Miho.

02:52:31.900 --> 02:52:33.780
You look like a tennis ball.

02:52:33.780 --> 02:52:34.780
Ta-ra!

02:52:47.780 --> 02:52:48.900
Ooh, they have a cap can!

02:52:48.900 --> 02:52:49.900
Get!

02:52:49.900 --> 02:52:50.900
We should, we should, we should have these.

02:52:50.900 --> 02:52:51.900
We should have these.

02:53:01.900 --> 02:53:10.900
I see drone's activity is still glitched. No worries, I'm sure Ubisoft has their work cut out for them with the season just being released, so let's be patient for them to resolve it.

02:53:10.900 --> 02:53:19.900
I have to ring it in the ears.

02:53:19.900 --> 02:53:28.460
Take cover, it's hot.

02:53:28.460 --> 02:53:29.460
Great shot by him.

02:53:29.460 --> 02:53:30.460
Great shot.

02:53:30.460 --> 02:53:38.460
Fans have it.

02:53:38.460 --> 02:53:40.760
amazing shot by him.

02:53:40.760 --> 02:53:54.440
See, I wanted to break my facecam right there, but then I realized if I do that, I won't

02:53:54.440 --> 02:53:55.440
be able to stream.

02:53:55.440 --> 02:53:59.040
So I'm not going to break my facecam.

02:53:59.040 --> 02:54:01.160
Great shot from my opponent.

02:54:01.160 --> 02:54:05.240
Jack with the 10 gifted, W Jack, and then chat.

02:54:05.240 --> 02:54:07.240
Check it out!

02:54:20.280 --> 02:54:22.280
Hey Jinxie, when does the stream start?

02:54:23.720 --> 02:54:27.240
So, I see what you're trying to do is make a dig into the channel

02:54:27.240 --> 02:54:30.200
and basically say that the stream has been so boring today

02:54:30.200 --> 02:54:32.440
that it hasn't started three hours in.

02:54:32.440 --> 02:54:41.240
So what my response is going to be tonight is appreciate the message, appreciate the

02:54:41.240 --> 02:54:41.740
message.

02:54:41.840 --> 02:54:45.340
Joel's thinking of all the sunion sunion ring.

02:54:45.540 --> 02:54:48.140
Hey, Jixi, I love the scripted personality.

02:54:52.440 --> 02:54:54.740
Hey, Jixi, can you do a stream where you're muted?

02:54:57.440 --> 02:54:59.340
Appreciate the suggestions, man.

02:55:00.040 --> 02:55:01.840
Appreciate these stream requests, bro.

02:55:02.440 --> 02:55:06.600
I'm going to politely decline doing a stream where I'm muted.

02:55:11.880 --> 02:55:15.640
Hey, Jinxy, my car burned down today. Wait, how did your car burn down?

02:55:17.880 --> 02:55:19.800
What happened? Your car burned down?

02:55:22.760 --> 02:55:23.240
What happened?

02:55:27.800 --> 02:55:29.640
I need to use your drone to locate a bomb.

02:55:29.640 --> 02:55:32.640
Jamesy, can you pause the stream? I have to take a shit.

02:55:36.640 --> 02:55:40.640
We can't pause the live stream. You can pause it and come back later.

02:55:40.640 --> 02:55:43.640
I think all the YouTube does a pause button.

02:55:43.640 --> 02:55:59.640
I

02:55:59.640 --> 02:56:02.640
try to IQ for the Valkyrie.

02:56:02.640 --> 02:56:06.640
I probably should.

02:56:06.640 --> 02:56:09.640
Nah, but Brava's like, Brava's my main team.

02:56:09.640 --> 02:56:12.640
Brava's my main team, Chad, my main team.

02:56:12.640 --> 02:56:26.740
I just linked my thing from walking 7 a.m. in the morning. I'm calling

02:56:42.640 --> 02:57:11.120
I'm getting visual scanners on my Bravo can over here.

02:57:11.120 --> 02:57:13.120
Yeah.

02:57:25.120 --> 02:57:27.120
No, no, no. Yo.

02:57:29.120 --> 02:57:31.120
Oh.

02:57:31.120 --> 02:57:33.120
Wait.

02:57:33.120 --> 02:57:35.120
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

02:57:35.120 --> 02:57:38.120
They both decided to hide behind the same desk.

02:57:38.120 --> 02:57:42.120
I just lost to a strategy where they were having sex with each other.

02:57:42.120 --> 02:57:45.120
Ha ha ha!

02:57:45.120 --> 02:57:48.120
I just lost to the sexual intercourse strategy.

02:57:48.120 --> 02:57:50.120
Alright.

02:57:50.120 --> 02:57:55.120
I have never, in my ten years of siege, seen that beyond copper elo.

02:57:55.120 --> 02:57:56.120
Well played.

02:57:56.120 --> 02:57:59.120
It was so unexpected that it actually worked.

02:58:02.120 --> 02:58:04.120
Wait, my team wins this. My team wins this.

02:58:08.120 --> 02:58:15.960
Nice nice my team wins this I'm not even kidding. I'm not even joking

02:58:19.960 --> 02:58:22.920
And that's why we play brava why don't you keep

02:58:38.120 --> 02:58:41.120
The defuser has been disabled. Mission is a failure.

02:58:54.120 --> 02:58:55.120
Great try, guys.

02:58:55.120 --> 02:58:57.120
Xe, I love you.

02:58:59.120 --> 02:59:01.120
Love you too, brother. Great try, yo.

02:59:01.120 --> 02:59:04.120
Yo, what?! What?! Yo!

02:59:04.120 --> 02:59:12.120
Chad, have you seen how instead of getting mad that my teammates weren't clutching the 2v1, I just had a great try, guys.

02:59:17.120 --> 02:59:22.120
This is insane. We really can't be losing those. 2v1 post plant, what a shield.

02:59:22.120 --> 02:59:28.120
Re-stackin' the vibe gifted. Re-stackin' the vibe gifted, appreciate you man.

02:59:28.120 --> 02:59:36.440
No, yeah, nice drive, that's great triangle.

02:59:36.440 --> 02:59:43.000
Holding audio, that's on you, um, yeah, yeah, that's for me, I shouldn't play better.

02:59:43.000 --> 02:59:45.000
I could have killed, I could have killed like, Vigil there.

02:59:45.000 --> 02:59:48.320
If I took the extra second to drone, but I just didn't think they were going to be behind

02:59:48.320 --> 02:59:49.640
Type 7 is fat.

02:59:55.440 --> 02:59:57.720
So I'm going to stay calm as possible today

02:59:57.720 --> 02:59:58.840
because it's no cortisol.

03:00:02.960 --> 03:00:04.440
Let me check my YouTube chat.

03:00:04.440 --> 03:00:07.200
That's like literally all my YouTube chat types

03:00:07.200 --> 03:00:09.480
is just sevens all day.

03:00:09.480 --> 03:00:10.560
Let me check my YouTube chat.

03:00:18.320 --> 03:00:28.320
Let's see. Let's see. Let's see.

03:00:28.320 --> 03:00:45.320
Sevens and vape breaks. Sevens and vape breaks.

03:00:45.320 --> 03:00:47.040
Sevens and Vate breaks.

03:00:47.040 --> 03:00:49.040
Got both of you out, thank you for the fun.

03:00:49.760 --> 03:00:53.920
Hey, Jinxie, have you ever watched your armpits with peroxide and hydrogen?

03:00:54.320 --> 03:00:55.320
No.

03:00:55.320 --> 03:00:56.320
What does that do?

03:00:56.840 --> 03:00:57.560
What does that do?

03:00:57.560 --> 03:00:58.360
Seven.

03:00:58.360 --> 03:00:59.360
Seven is ten.

03:01:03.080 --> 03:01:05.360
What does hydrogen peroxide do for your armpits?

03:01:05.360 --> 03:01:07.360
That's positive. Well, it's good about that.

03:01:15.320 --> 03:01:19.520
Is it good if it's good or do it is it good

03:01:45.320 --> 03:01:52.560
for a vigil in cavera duo run they're like a duo

03:01:55.600 --> 03:01:59.200
watch this chat

03:01:59.200 --> 03:02:15.000
why would you why would you don't could be like why would you do that why would

03:02:15.000 --> 03:02:22.000
you crouched where I'm shooting man digital and cav on the other side of it

03:02:22.000 --> 03:02:51.240
I think I've dealt 1,000 damage and I have no kills.

03:02:51.240 --> 03:03:03.240
one friendly operator remaining

03:03:03.240 --> 03:03:15.240
you have dropped the tissue sir we have been eliminated

03:03:15.240 --> 03:03:18.240
guys we got this win trust me this is the easiest comeback ever

03:03:18.240 --> 03:03:29.720
If Dokeby didn't walk in front of my bullets, we would have killed Kevara and Vigil.

03:03:29.720 --> 03:03:32.460
But you know, the game's only been out for 11 years.

03:03:32.460 --> 03:03:38.720
Maybe in year 20, people will learn how guns work.

03:03:38.720 --> 03:03:46.280
I mean, maybe in year 20.

03:03:46.280 --> 03:03:48.860
It's only been out for 11 years, it's not enough time.

03:03:48.860 --> 03:03:56.020
Bro, I'm like unloading a clip into K'vara's head and there could be crouches in front

03:03:56.020 --> 03:03:57.020
of me.

03:03:57.020 --> 03:04:02.060
So I stopped shooting so I don't team kill and then she gets shot down in the head.

03:04:02.060 --> 03:04:05.060
Shut up, Jinxie.

03:04:05.060 --> 03:04:07.060
Alright.

03:04:07.060 --> 03:04:20.280
All right, cortisol is slowly spiking cortisol is slowly spiking the 2v1

03:04:20.280 --> 03:04:24.760
post plant gave me a lobotomy and then doka be walking into my talk to my daddy

03:04:24.760 --> 03:04:31.440
like that and then doka be walking into my ammunitions daddy's bad as hell

03:04:32.240 --> 03:04:37.040
you look like my left testicle Jinxie bro why are you even looking at your

03:04:37.040 --> 03:04:40.760
left testicle to begin with why are you even looking at your left testicle to

03:04:40.760 --> 03:04:45.280
begin with bro here we go Jinxie lock in I'm locked in what I have to do is just

03:04:45.280 --> 03:04:49.560
run away from my teammates because I think my teammates have CTE so what I

03:04:49.560 --> 03:04:53.640
have to do is to be a 5,000 miles away so they can't run in front of my bullets

03:04:53.640 --> 03:04:59.360
again I might link my team but it's all about adapting I gotta be better at

03:04:59.360 --> 03:05:04.140
adapting I should have knew that CTE from the 2v1 postman with a shield

03:05:04.140 --> 03:05:07.140
You see, you're looking at me, asshole.

03:05:10.140 --> 03:05:12.140
Who was the Dokobie last round, just asking for a friend?

03:05:25.140 --> 03:05:27.140
The time was not Dokobie by the way, so...

03:05:30.140 --> 03:05:33.140
Whoever Dokobie was just entered the fuck out of the game.

03:06:04.140 --> 03:06:07.940
Yeah, I can't get him. I can't get to break this game.

03:06:07.940 --> 03:06:09.940
Oh good man, no big deal.

03:06:09.940 --> 03:06:14.940
They double repel up. What are the odds?

03:06:14.940 --> 03:06:19.940
Like they double repel. Oh my god.

03:06:25.940 --> 03:06:29.440
I don't even want to spectate because I think if I spectate again, I'm going to bomb it on my desk.

03:06:29.440 --> 03:06:32.940
My teammate's diving 6-7 and he's 0-3.

03:06:32.940 --> 03:06:34.940
I'm assuming this was the Dukkeby last round.

03:06:41.020 --> 03:06:42.020
Yes!

03:06:42.020 --> 03:06:43.220
If I spectate, I vomit.

03:06:43.220 --> 03:06:44.060
So I can't spectate.

03:06:44.060 --> 03:06:45.180
I have to just flip cams.

03:06:46.540 --> 03:06:48.580
On this ping, there's two people running at you.

03:06:48.580 --> 03:06:49.420
Two.

03:06:49.420 --> 03:06:50.420
One's on this ping.

03:06:59.860 --> 03:07:01.100
Guys, my quarter is all fine, bro.

03:07:01.100 --> 03:07:02.300
We got this, don't worry.

03:07:02.940 --> 03:07:19.580
Dokeby's on my yellow thing, Dokeby's on my yellow thing.

03:07:19.580 --> 03:07:22.900
Dokeby's on a drone, or she's calling right here, she's walking up the hallway, walking

03:07:22.900 --> 03:07:23.900
up.

03:07:23.900 --> 03:07:30.260
She's walking up to yellow.

03:07:30.260 --> 03:07:32.060
Should be a free kill for Ella.

03:07:32.060 --> 03:07:39.460
be a free kill out of there both in the room behind you I believe

03:08:09.460 --> 03:08:18.420
nice nice nice the last guy was over here he was over in this hallway by Ella

03:08:18.420 --> 03:08:25.580
he's not at all on that one I think in that hallway somebody start diffusing

03:08:25.580 --> 03:08:33.300
somebody start diffusing nice guys we need to fuse and force them to be an

03:08:33.300 --> 03:08:40.740
idiot and then we get a creek out nice nice guys really good really good really good

03:08:40.740 --> 03:08:54.220
next seven what Reese with the 1k bitty titties W Reese in the chair Reese

03:08:54.220 --> 03:09:01.420
take me to 1k berries W team yes bro W fucking team man W fucking team man

03:09:01.420 --> 03:09:03.900
Last thing about it's your water tap the bottle

03:09:07.980 --> 03:09:11.820
Hey Jinxie, can you go skydiving with no parachute?

03:09:14.380 --> 03:09:19.100
So just plug it into the floor brought it into one

03:09:19.100 --> 03:09:19.940
Go.

03:09:25.700 --> 03:09:28.380
Ginti, can you sign my move by a man moves?

03:09:28.380 --> 03:09:29.380
Yep.

03:09:29.380 --> 03:09:31.020
Please sign my titties.

03:09:38.300 --> 03:09:39.820
Just gonna breeze past that one.

03:09:39.820 --> 03:09:41.260
Brad, think of it the other way.

03:09:43.140 --> 03:09:44.460
All right, we can come back, we can come back.

03:09:44.460 --> 03:09:47.740
This map, this map, I like attacking this map

03:09:47.740 --> 03:09:54.900
I'm not signing nobody's titties y'all. I'm not signing everybody's titties man

03:09:57.460 --> 03:10:02.340
If you know some of the moves I'm gonna get depression where does Darth Vader buy his shoes

03:10:09.620 --> 03:10:11.620
Where

03:10:11.620 --> 03:10:16.900
What do you mean L ego?

03:10:16.900 --> 03:10:21.140
This guy just told me to sign his mantits and you're saying L ego.

03:10:21.140 --> 03:10:23.980
Guys, I'm not signing his fucking mantits.

03:10:23.980 --> 03:10:26.980
The Darth Maul!

03:10:26.980 --> 03:10:33.980
Secure the bombs.

03:11:03.980 --> 03:11:11.620
5 seconds to insertion. Bro, I'm not gonna sign your titties.

03:11:11.620 --> 03:11:13.220
Keep an eye out for on 4 and 10.

03:11:13.220 --> 03:11:16.220
Yo, CleaZer. Both of us.

03:11:16.220 --> 03:11:25.220
Alright, we gotta win the game. We gotta win the game.

03:11:25.220 --> 03:11:27.220
How about signing titties? Whole team's going.

03:11:27.220 --> 03:11:28.220
Alright, I'm gonna hold.

03:11:28.220 --> 03:11:43.220
What do you mean, SADGE, I'm not signing nobody's boobs, man.

03:11:43.220 --> 03:12:00.260
They're drone is ours.

03:12:00.260 --> 03:12:01.980
Reload!

03:12:01.980 --> 03:12:08.980
They're drawing his house.

03:12:08.980 --> 03:12:15.980
Reload!

03:12:26.980 --> 03:12:28.480
I can't do shit right now.

03:12:28.480 --> 03:12:29.780
I can't do anything.

03:12:29.780 --> 03:12:31.780
I know he's there, I missed his head.

03:12:35.460 --> 03:12:37.460
Holy good aim, my god!

03:12:41.300 --> 03:12:42.800
Come on team. NICE!

03:12:42.800 --> 03:12:44.800
My team's actually fucking carrying.

03:12:46.300 --> 03:12:48.300
Oh my god, my team's goaded. I'm 2-1-5-5.

03:12:49.800 --> 03:12:51.800
ROOOOOOH, MY TEAM IS GOATED!

03:12:52.300 --> 03:12:53.800
My team is goaded, guys!

03:12:53.800 --> 03:13:03.560
I think zero is like 60 health you guys got this for my teams a lot

03:13:07.120 --> 03:13:11.080
All right zeroes on my other thing on the other thing on the other thing on the other thing he's in cups

03:13:14.840 --> 03:13:16.840
Zeroes literally right on this thing

03:13:19.120 --> 03:13:22.320
So the zeroes close right to you close right right next to you

03:13:23.800 --> 03:13:34.800
Last guy's on the breach, I'm solders. Yep, right there. It's a 1v1. Why would he...

03:13:34.800 --> 03:13:45.800
Why would he peek? Why would he peek? Why would he peek? Why would he peek? Why would he peek?

03:13:45.800 --> 03:13:50.800
Why is it saying to reconnect when the game ended? Why is it saying to reconnect when the game

03:13:50.800 --> 03:13:54.300
Why would he peek when you're behind a metal box and it's a 2v1?

03:13:54.300 --> 03:13:56.800
Like, you don't have to peek him.

03:13:56.800 --> 03:13:58.800
Oh my God.

03:13:58.800 --> 03:14:03.300
You don't have to peek, man. You don't have to peek. It's a 2v1.

03:14:03.300 --> 03:14:04.800
You're behind a metal box. You're protected.

03:14:04.800 --> 03:14:07.800
You too, mate. You can't protect you if you peek!

03:14:07.800 --> 03:14:12.800
Why does everybody just peek? Oh my God!

03:14:12.800 --> 03:14:14.800
Why?

03:14:14.800 --> 03:14:19.800
Like, why? Why are you peeking?

03:14:19.800 --> 03:14:25.720
It's a 2v1, you're behind a metal box, he has to walk it and plant.

03:14:25.720 --> 03:14:28.560
If he walks it and shoots it, you're to make kills in.

03:14:28.560 --> 03:14:32.560
Why would you give him two individual 1v1s rather than just stacking up?

03:14:32.560 --> 03:14:35.800
It is so simple to get good at this game, it's not hard.

03:14:35.800 --> 03:14:43.480
It takes discipline and brain cells, that's it.

03:14:43.480 --> 03:14:46.960
It is a 2v1 scenario, why are you peaking?

03:14:46.960 --> 03:14:50.640
Oh my fucking god, that is such a bad peak.

03:14:56.400 --> 03:14:59.200
They sold him two to me once, Jesus Christ!

03:15:02.000 --> 03:15:03.360
Oh my god, I don't want to play Fortress again.

03:15:03.640 --> 03:15:05.600
I guess Band Fortress, I can play Lair.

03:15:06.480 --> 03:15:08.280
Nah, Band Lair, they're gonna be in Fortress.

03:15:11.240 --> 03:15:11.760
Coast.

03:15:13.240 --> 03:15:14.120
Can this man stop that?

03:15:14.120 --> 03:15:20.440
Paul thinking of 1k bettys, hey fatty, love watching your trolling and throwing seeds

03:15:20.440 --> 03:15:37.960
Bobby strings, really enjoy watching, show us a little bit of your bum.

03:15:37.960 --> 03:15:42.160
L backseat gaming bro, my mic wasn't even on, they did those decisions on their own

03:15:42.160 --> 03:15:50.160
a court. If I backseat gamed, he might have not peaked. Peaking is just, it's so bad there.

03:15:52.160 --> 03:15:58.240
But it's the reality of the game, bro. It's the reality of the game. That's all anybody does. So

03:15:58.240 --> 03:16:01.920
you can get the highest rank of the game if you just have discipline, because everybody's gonna peek.

03:16:03.840 --> 03:16:05.840
People are so fucking stupid that play this game.

03:16:05.840 --> 03:16:17.400
I mean if I go negative it's just a snap loss when I solo queue.

03:16:17.400 --> 03:16:25.680
I think if I go negative and solo queue I win maybe 15% of the time.

03:16:25.680 --> 03:16:53.880
I just realized I said I was going to drop 20 kills last game, it went 2 and 5.

03:16:53.880 --> 03:16:58.680
All right, it's time to see how I got shit on a lot, though, like they were just kind of shitting on me

03:17:01.120 --> 03:17:05.840
Five seconds before insertion, I don't even know what to say. I don't know what to say

03:17:19.040 --> 03:17:21.040
Why

03:17:23.880 --> 03:17:30.880
why is that soft?

03:17:38.440 --> 03:17:45.440
I'm never dying again chat

03:17:53.880 --> 03:18:06.880
What is spotting oh

03:18:11.880 --> 03:18:15.960
Whoa, yeah, there we go boys

03:18:18.640 --> 03:18:20.640
Nice guys

03:18:20.640 --> 03:18:28.000
Sign boob.

03:18:28.000 --> 03:18:32.900
Okay, good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good

03:18:32.900 --> 03:18:34.000
good.

03:18:34.000 --> 03:18:35.880
Can you sign my thighs please?

03:18:35.880 --> 03:18:38.900
Jixie congratulations on being joke of the day.

03:18:38.900 --> 03:18:39.900
What?

03:18:39.900 --> 03:18:40.900
Opa.

03:18:40.900 --> 03:18:41.900
Opa.

03:18:41.900 --> 03:18:46.660
Did bro get laid or something?

03:18:46.660 --> 03:18:47.660
What?

03:18:47.660 --> 03:18:48.660
No bro.

03:18:48.660 --> 03:18:58.140
stream today man. Just a positive ass stream today. Sign my underwear. Guys, I'm not signing

03:18:58.140 --> 03:19:06.380
any- Yo, yo, yo, guys, I'm not signing shit. I'm not signing your underwear or your boob.

03:19:06.380 --> 03:19:11.380
Bro, maybe a piece of paper! Like what?!

03:19:21.380 --> 03:19:23.380
As in that I don't...

03:19:23.380 --> 03:19:25.380
We need to locate a bomb.

03:19:26.380 --> 03:19:28.380
You're a legend, JXC. Thank you, man.

03:19:28.380 --> 03:19:30.380
Legitimately, thank you, though.

03:19:32.380 --> 03:19:34.380
Thank you, man.

03:19:34.380 --> 03:19:36.380
Appreciate that.

03:19:37.380 --> 03:19:39.380
G-H-A-Govaro.

03:19:47.380 --> 03:19:51.380
Yeah, chat, tomorrow! I'm gonna go live at like 3pm!

03:19:51.380 --> 03:19:53.380
And I'm gonna play Elden Ring until I beat it.

03:19:53.380 --> 03:19:54.380
Locked.

03:19:54.380 --> 03:19:56.380
I'm gonna go live at like 3, bro.

03:19:56.380 --> 03:19:58.380
It's gonna probably be like a 100 hour stream.

03:19:58.380 --> 03:20:01.380
It might even be longer than Minecraft.

03:20:01.380 --> 03:20:08.380
But I will not be Elden Quick, I will be a Elden Lord!

03:20:08.380 --> 03:20:12.380
It's not cat!

03:20:12.380 --> 03:20:26.380
It's time to be a Elden Lord, chasing ghosts to give them time ghosts.

03:20:26.380 --> 03:20:28.380
It's going to be a 365 day stream.

03:20:28.380 --> 03:20:30.740
No, no, it's gonna be like a week, trust me, I'ma beat it.

03:20:31.620 --> 03:20:33.260
Wait, I can take space off this.

03:20:33.260 --> 03:20:34.640
Chopwatch!

03:20:34.640 --> 03:20:36.540
Big time players make big time plays.

03:20:44.300 --> 03:20:45.300
Loading new maps!

03:20:58.380 --> 03:21:00.380
Flashbang out!

03:21:04.380 --> 03:21:06.380
Halt that one! Halt!

03:21:11.380 --> 03:21:15.380
Oh, poor laptop standing. The diffuser is no longer in possession.

03:21:16.380 --> 03:21:19.380
Friendly laptop rear standing.

03:21:28.380 --> 03:21:35.380
of

03:21:35.380 --> 03:21:39.380
the

03:21:39.380 --> 03:21:45.380
of

03:21:45.380 --> 03:21:52.380
the

03:22:22.380 --> 03:22:38.380
Guys, you're pinging the wrong side! Just don't ping if you're playing dead! You ping the wrong side!

03:22:40.380 --> 03:22:46.380
Oh, just take your hand off your controller and let me win, please. Oh my god.

03:22:46.380 --> 03:22:49.180
How do you turn off pings?

03:22:49.180 --> 03:22:52.580
This feels like League of Legends all over again, man.

03:22:52.580 --> 03:22:55.340
Like, I'm about to get a quad.

03:22:55.340 --> 03:22:57.220
I'm about to get a quad to a kill.

03:22:57.220 --> 03:23:00.180
And he pings the wrong side of the door and I trust it.

03:23:00.180 --> 03:23:01.180
Why?

03:23:01.180 --> 03:23:02.180
Why do I trust it?

03:23:02.180 --> 03:23:08.500
Because my friend, I'm like, there's no way he rotated that pass.

03:23:08.500 --> 03:23:10.780
Oh, man.

03:23:10.780 --> 03:23:12.580
I trusted the ping.

03:23:12.580 --> 03:23:15.580
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:23:15.580 --> 03:23:19.580
I was about to get a quad. I was literally going to get a quad.

03:23:19.580 --> 03:23:25.580
I'm not raging today. Okay, now I'm done raging.

03:23:25.580 --> 03:23:29.580
You know, I should have known to this ignore my teammates, Pink.

03:23:29.580 --> 03:23:37.580
Brooke, it's in my brain. I'm like, there's no way he rotated to the other side of the door in two seconds.

03:23:37.580 --> 03:23:39.580
But I'm going to trust the Pink.

03:23:39.580 --> 03:23:43.580
He pings like four feet away from me.

03:23:43.580 --> 03:23:51.200
W flash, A flash.

03:23:51.200 --> 03:23:52.200
Fake stream title.

03:23:52.200 --> 03:23:53.200
No, no, no, no.

03:23:53.200 --> 03:23:54.200
Now I'm low quarter salt.

03:23:54.200 --> 03:23:57.480
Yo, if nobody's gonna play Doki B, I'll play Doki B.

03:23:57.480 --> 03:23:58.480
Mwah!

03:23:58.480 --> 03:24:01.360
I'll be a fucking chod.

03:24:01.360 --> 03:24:05.560
Jinxie, you have to remember your teammates are shit.

03:24:05.560 --> 03:24:11.320
Yes, that is how siege works, but the thing is, if my teammate pinged something, I'm shit

03:24:11.320 --> 03:24:18.000
for not trusting him. But he pinged the wrong side of the door. If he would have not pinged,

03:24:18.000 --> 03:24:20.720
he would have won. That's funny to think about.

03:24:20.720 --> 03:24:22.760
Five seconds before insertion.

03:24:22.760 --> 03:24:28.080
Jinx, you come to Montana, you'll be incinerating. Appreciate it.

03:24:28.080 --> 03:24:30.520
D-Sex, conducting reviews.

03:24:30.520 --> 03:24:31.520
Appreciate that, man.

03:24:31.520 --> 03:24:33.080
Keep it as clean as possible, Ash.

03:24:33.080 --> 03:24:35.680
Roger. Don't want to lose any more funding.

03:24:41.320 --> 03:24:48.320
Lock him y'all.

03:24:48.320 --> 03:24:55.880
Jinx, what are you taking shrooms with Joe?

03:24:55.880 --> 03:24:57.720
I never said I would do that.

03:24:57.720 --> 03:25:00.720
I never said I would never do that.

03:25:00.720 --> 03:25:03.720
Shrooms?

03:25:03.720 --> 03:25:09.720
You got me geek, bro.

03:25:09.720 --> 03:25:11.720
I'm not gonna

03:25:12.720 --> 03:25:14.720
Yeah, not in like a lot of life. I'm gonna

03:26:09.720 --> 03:26:11.720
Jaycee, look at me.

03:26:11.720 --> 03:26:15.880
Jaycee likes little boys, six, seven, with the gifted sub.

03:26:15.880 --> 03:26:17.960
And that's his first and last gifted sub.

03:26:17.960 --> 03:26:19.840
Mobs ban him.

03:26:19.840 --> 03:26:21.600
What is your name, bro?

03:26:21.600 --> 03:26:23.320
Trey, didn't know how to bid his.

03:26:25.920 --> 03:26:27.560
Jaycee, keep moaning.

03:26:34.840 --> 03:26:36.760
Boggle's waiting room, by the way.

03:26:36.760 --> 03:26:39.080
Yeah, man, it's a Boggle's waiting room.

03:26:39.080 --> 03:26:40.080
Johnny to get to one.

03:26:42.360 --> 03:26:43.360
Johnny to get to one.

03:26:48.120 --> 03:26:50.480
Bro, I wanna play like a fun hop.

03:26:50.480 --> 03:26:53.240
Maybe Kavara, Kavara's fun, dude.

03:26:53.240 --> 03:26:54.680
Kavara is fun.

03:26:57.080 --> 03:26:58.960
Yeager's kinda fun too.

03:26:58.960 --> 03:27:00.480
Nah, Kavara's like hella fun though.

03:27:00.480 --> 03:27:01.320
I get it.

03:27:01.320 --> 03:27:02.640
I got to see yo.

03:27:02.640 --> 03:27:03.640
I got to see yo.

03:27:06.360 --> 03:27:08.000
Zombies with the Five Gifted.

03:27:08.000 --> 03:27:10.000
Not gonna read the first part of your name.

03:27:10.000 --> 03:27:12.000
Bro, what are these names?!

03:27:16.000 --> 03:27:19.000
Where do you duo-cuing Siege with boggles when hellfrees is over?

03:27:19.000 --> 03:27:21.000
Boggles is bronze!

03:27:24.000 --> 03:27:25.000
And he's boggles!

03:27:26.000 --> 03:27:28.000
Sounds like a torture ritual.

03:27:34.000 --> 03:27:36.000
That sounds like fucking torture, bro.

03:27:36.000 --> 03:27:39.920
duo queuing siege with goggles another run into a truck

03:27:41.920 --> 03:27:43.760
all right they know i'm cavera so that's not good

03:27:45.840 --> 03:27:47.920
but chat do they know that i'm gonna

03:27:50.800 --> 03:27:57.360
chat do they know that i'm gonna spawn peak that's the real question this is the highest

03:27:57.360 --> 03:27:58.720
percentage spawn peak in the game

03:27:58.720 --> 03:28:07.640
Wait, I saw the drone jump.

03:28:07.640 --> 03:28:10.480
I would have killed three, but four people spawned there.

03:28:10.480 --> 03:28:12.880
And he's free aiming me.

03:28:12.880 --> 03:28:16.720
See, I'm an undisciplined piece of shit because I knew there was a drone on me and I still

03:28:16.720 --> 03:28:19.280
did it anyways.

03:28:19.280 --> 03:28:22.440
I'm so fucking undisciplined.

03:28:22.440 --> 03:28:28.240
Mason, they could have brought a gift to W. Mason into the chat!

03:28:28.240 --> 03:28:32.440
But I've done this bumpy so much that I think it's just become deep hole.

03:28:32.440 --> 03:28:36.840
But this bumpy used to be so good because people would just run out of spawn.

03:28:36.840 --> 03:28:48.640
People run out of spawn on ADS so often, so that bumpy just catches them mid sprint animation.

03:28:48.640 --> 03:28:49.640
Fake title?

03:28:49.640 --> 03:28:50.640
Alright.

03:28:50.640 --> 03:28:53.880
Didn't you and Ron make out?

03:28:53.880 --> 03:28:54.880
No!

03:28:54.880 --> 03:28:55.880
We literally didn't!

03:28:55.880 --> 03:28:57.880
I didn't make out with Ron!

03:28:57.880 --> 03:28:59.880
What are you saying, man?

03:29:11.480 --> 03:29:12.720
Just about Katie glitching.

03:29:12.720 --> 03:29:13.920
Guys, if I was Katie glitching,

03:29:13.920 --> 03:29:16.720
I would have to join back after the round ends.

03:29:16.720 --> 03:29:17.600
If I was Katie glitching,

03:29:17.600 --> 03:29:19.640
I would have to join back after the round ends.

03:29:19.640 --> 03:29:21.240
And I'm pretty sure that's passed.

03:29:25.920 --> 03:29:26.760
But, yeah, you know what?

03:29:26.760 --> 03:29:29.160
My team's good, my A, A, A, my team's good,

03:29:29.160 --> 03:29:30.680
maybe I was too early to judge.

03:29:30.680 --> 03:29:33.480
Mason with the five gifts and W Mason into the chat.

03:29:47.080 --> 03:29:50.400
3v2 scenario, you guys got this.

03:29:50.400 --> 03:29:54.680
3v2 scenario, you guys got this.

03:29:54.680 --> 03:30:00.520
Dookie slinger 69 with the five gifts dude. What the fuck does that even mean man?

03:30:01.080 --> 03:30:03.080
What the fuck does that mean?

03:30:10.920 --> 03:30:12.920
Jinx to your wings are getting cold

03:30:18.760 --> 03:30:20.760
Oh

03:30:20.760 --> 03:30:29.520
nice good shit team chat let's go let's go W team W team Mason with the five

03:30:29.520 --> 03:30:34.480
give the W Mason to the chat check W team man

03:30:36.880 --> 03:30:41.360
where's the source bar

03:30:42.840 --> 03:30:47.400
jet this pistol right here is the worst pistol in the game statistically this is

03:30:47.400 --> 03:30:49.560
That's the worst gun in the game right here.

03:30:49.560 --> 03:30:55.560
This gun right here.

03:30:55.560 --> 03:30:57.920
Green out on stream.

03:30:57.920 --> 03:31:00.440
What do you mean green out now?

03:31:00.440 --> 03:31:05.480
I don't even smoke man.

03:31:05.480 --> 03:31:06.800
Chicks do a stream in Spanish.

03:31:06.800 --> 03:31:10.120
I can't speak Spanish.

03:31:10.120 --> 03:31:17.360
I cannot speak Spanish.

03:31:17.360 --> 03:31:19.240
with another 10 gifted.

03:31:19.240 --> 03:31:22.360
Oh my God, WMA said it's a chat, man.

03:31:22.360 --> 03:31:24.120
Dukie slinger with the five.

03:31:24.120 --> 03:31:26.360
Dukie, they can arrive gifted and I love you, bro.

03:31:26.360 --> 03:31:27.520
WDukie in a chat.

03:31:28.600 --> 03:31:30.480
Bro, chat, can I go party room?

03:31:30.480 --> 03:31:33.120
It's a party in the USA.

03:31:34.200 --> 03:31:35.040
Hey.

03:31:38.520 --> 03:31:39.840
They banned your yee.

03:31:39.840 --> 03:31:41.320
I'm not even on the get, bro.

03:31:41.320 --> 03:31:43.080
What do you mean they banned my yee?

03:31:43.080 --> 03:31:45.680
Yo, my teammate has a 2017 badge?

03:31:45.680 --> 03:31:47.460
Well, that's when I started playing, I think.

03:31:47.460 --> 03:31:48.960
No, I think 2016.

03:31:50.800 --> 03:31:53.100
Chad, what year did Velvet Shell come out?

03:31:53.100 --> 03:31:54.120
Operation...

03:32:00.260 --> 03:32:03.560
Operation Velvet Shell release date.

03:32:06.420 --> 03:32:07.960
February 7th, 2017.

03:32:07.960 --> 03:32:11.920
Yeah, I started playing like a couple of weeks before this.

03:32:11.920 --> 03:32:14.320
Bro, Chad been playing for nine years, dude.

03:32:15.680 --> 03:32:17.680
That is crick-a-duck.

03:32:29.680 --> 03:32:31.680
You type like you're nine years old.

03:32:31.680 --> 03:32:33.680
Shut the fuck up!

03:32:33.680 --> 03:32:43.680
10 seconds remaining.

03:32:43.680 --> 03:32:54.680
It always feels like bomb location is secure.

03:32:54.680 --> 03:33:02.680
Somebody's watching me.

03:33:02.680 --> 03:33:04.680
Changing mags

03:33:15.240 --> 03:33:17.240
I'm reloading

03:33:21.440 --> 03:33:23.440
I'm gonna kill the whole team

03:33:32.680 --> 03:33:34.680
I

03:33:42.200 --> 03:33:46.520
Love or a che pinche corrasso way

03:33:50.280 --> 03:33:52.280
Yeah, pinche corrasso way

03:34:02.680 --> 03:34:19.560
I told you I had to kill the whole team.

03:34:19.560 --> 03:34:22.760
I'm so good at siege.

03:34:22.760 --> 03:34:29.840
You're dead.

03:34:29.840 --> 03:34:31.840
Overheat

03:34:33.220 --> 03:34:35.220
To the toe jet kill the whole team

03:34:38.640 --> 03:34:40.640
All right, we're selling

03:34:40.640 --> 03:34:50.440
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

03:34:50.440 --> 03:34:58.760
YESSSSSS!

03:34:58.760 --> 03:35:05.120
Another dog, man!

03:35:05.120 --> 03:35:07.380
Ticket to the club in the taxi cab!

03:35:07.380 --> 03:35:09.720
Everybody's looking at me now!

03:35:09.720 --> 03:35:13.620
Who's that chick that's rocking chicks? She's gotta be from out of town

03:35:15.680 --> 03:35:17.840
It's definitely not a Nashville party

03:35:21.080 --> 03:35:23.420
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude yo

03:35:24.620 --> 03:35:27.200
We need another good game. We need nothing. Do you want to play a good map?

03:35:27.960 --> 03:35:29.960
Do you want to play a good map, sisters?

03:35:39.720 --> 03:35:53.240
League? I'm probably gonna do one more siege game. One more siege game. Make some thinking

03:35:53.240 --> 03:35:57.160
about it. I'm gonna do one more siege game and I get a League. Yeah, tell them that it's

03:35:57.160 --> 03:36:01.240
like 20 minutes. Bro, hope that I get a good map. I'm gonna compete. Dude, I wanna get

03:36:01.240 --> 03:36:03.240
Get a 1.8KD before I get it off.

03:38:01.240 --> 03:38:08.000
We got Oregon!

03:38:08.000 --> 03:38:09.840
Yeah!

03:38:09.840 --> 03:38:12.080
Oh my God!

03:38:12.080 --> 03:38:13.280
We got Oregon!

03:38:13.280 --> 03:38:15.480
Fuck yeah!

03:38:15.480 --> 03:38:17.840
Holy crap dude!

03:38:17.840 --> 03:38:20.460
No, this is shit, Kade.

03:38:20.460 --> 03:38:21.460
No.

03:38:21.460 --> 03:38:24.000
I'm not allowing you to do this.

03:38:24.000 --> 03:38:25.520
It's just briefing.

03:38:25.520 --> 03:38:30.080
Have we got Oregon?

03:38:30.080 --> 03:38:48.860
go chat look at this look at this all right my team's locked what the fuck my

03:38:48.860 --> 03:38:50.860
He's locked in

03:39:00.700 --> 03:39:02.700
You're outside master dog

03:39:48.860 --> 03:40:05.020
All friends were eliminated

03:40:05.020 --> 03:40:12.020
He didn't die.

03:40:12.020 --> 03:40:17.820
Mason with a 50 captain!

03:40:17.820 --> 03:40:22.620
Mason put the Jager black ice in my ass.

03:40:22.620 --> 03:40:25.780
Mason have your way with me bro as long as the red team put us.

03:40:25.780 --> 03:40:28.380
W Mason in the chat.

03:40:28.380 --> 03:40:30.780
Mason love you bro appreciate you so much man thank you my boy.

03:40:30.780 --> 03:40:31.780
A.M.

03:40:31.780 --> 03:40:34.020
Think of a divine, slow think of a divine, bro chat.

03:40:34.020 --> 03:40:37.020
What the fuck? I thought I shot that guy in the head, that would have been a forkhead.

03:40:40.020 --> 03:40:43.020
But that would have been like such a good start to the game.

03:40:45.020 --> 03:40:49.020
That would have been such a good start to the game, that I'm not even kidding.

03:40:49.020 --> 03:40:51.020
Hey, I'm thinking the bone.

03:40:52.020 --> 03:40:55.020
I'm almost there, Jinxie. Stay still.

03:40:55.020 --> 03:40:58.020
Mods permanently banned Jackson.

03:40:58.020 --> 03:40:59.020
Now!

03:40:59.020 --> 03:41:05.500
Who do you guys think is going to win the World Cup?

03:41:05.500 --> 03:41:08.220
Who do you guys think is going to win the World Cup, chat?

03:41:08.220 --> 03:41:11.300
It's in literally seven days.

03:41:11.300 --> 03:41:12.300
What?

03:41:12.300 --> 03:41:13.300
That's crazy.

03:41:13.300 --> 03:41:14.300
USA plays in eight days.

03:41:14.300 --> 03:41:15.300
Dookies slaying her.

03:41:15.300 --> 03:41:24.300
They give her the 60 or dookies slaying her 69 with the five, give them the dookies, they

03:41:24.300 --> 03:41:31.840
chat saying us at

03:41:31.840 --> 03:41:34.940
was our

03:41:34.940 --> 03:41:38.440
england spain or germany portugal trance

03:41:38.440 --> 03:41:45.160
like who's that chick that's rockin kicks

03:41:45.160 --> 03:41:52.160
she's gotta be from out of town

03:41:52.160 --> 03:41:57.440
the spurs the spurs are gonna win the world cup

03:42:06.920 --> 03:42:15.760
best shot of the game best shot in the game chat watch trust me order the white

03:42:15.760 --> 03:42:21.040
Best shot in the game, Austria?

03:42:21.040 --> 03:42:29.520
Or I should get plat 2 if I win this.

03:42:29.520 --> 03:42:31.520
I think I'll my tip, Jinxie.

03:42:46.520 --> 03:42:51.520
It's definitely not a Nashville party, cause I don't see us the laddles.

03:42:51.520 --> 03:42:53.520
I guess I never got the memo.

03:42:59.520 --> 03:43:07.800
chat listen listen listen listen

03:43:09.120 --> 03:43:13.320
teammates are dog shit but it's okay listen there's one outside games you're

03:43:13.320 --> 03:43:25.800
going I know I know daddy meets cops now daddy's requesting cops chat let's

03:43:25.800 --> 03:43:27.800
This is just a listening game, this is just a listening game.

03:43:37.480 --> 03:43:39.480
I knew he was there but he just shit on me.

03:43:39.480 --> 03:43:41.480
Look at this guy's natural attack, watch this.

03:43:43.720 --> 03:43:46.220
He saw my shadow and was able to free fire off of it.

03:43:47.220 --> 03:43:49.220
Since when can you see the shadow on that?

03:43:50.720 --> 03:43:52.720
Since when can you see the shadow on that?

03:43:52.720 --> 03:43:54.220
Voila, I didn't even know that.

03:43:55.220 --> 03:44:01.220
Yo guys just a little bit of a request, but it was a 5v4 and then we died to people that were outside of the building

03:44:01.340 --> 03:44:03.980
Let's make them walk in the building before we all peek and die

03:44:07.020 --> 03:44:14.020
But it's just so embarrassing like it's so fucking embarrassing I get the first pick it's a 5v4 two of my teammates

03:44:15.020 --> 03:44:17.020
Cornball, okay?

03:44:17.380 --> 03:44:19.860
Yo, I'm a cornball, but you're oh and do man

03:44:19.860 --> 03:44:30.180
I'll go down go down we've lost that twice I'm getting CTE I get CTE every time I play

03:44:30.180 --> 03:44:37.420
this game I just get CTE why like why are we peaking somebody who's outside baiting

03:44:37.420 --> 03:44:48.020
it's a 5v4 there's a minute and a half left last like on fortress my teammates were inting

03:44:48.020 --> 03:44:50.020
Now run five times fast.

03:44:52.020 --> 03:44:53.020
Now fall over that.

03:44:53.020 --> 03:44:55.020
Now fall over that.

03:44:59.020 --> 03:45:01.020
Morussi, stop typing and come to voice chat.

03:45:03.020 --> 03:45:05.020
Morussi said, I'm dead ass larping.

03:45:05.020 --> 03:45:07.020
He's 0 and 2 and over peaked.

03:45:07.020 --> 03:45:10.020
How am I larping?

03:45:10.020 --> 03:45:13.020
Do you know what larping means?

03:45:13.020 --> 03:45:16.020
People just say larping every five seconds.

03:45:16.020 --> 03:45:19.020
You don't even know what LARP is, jackass!

03:45:23.020 --> 03:45:24.020
I'm LARPing!

03:45:24.020 --> 03:45:26.020
You're 0 and 2!

03:45:26.020 --> 03:45:30.020
Peaking somebody who's outside of the building you fucking fuck with!

03:45:30.020 --> 03:45:32.020
Or you'll fuck with!

03:45:37.020 --> 03:45:40.020
A4 is located above. Get ready to engage.

03:45:42.020 --> 03:45:43.020
I'm LARPing!

03:45:43.020 --> 03:45:45.020
We're telling you to not peek!

03:46:13.020 --> 03:46:20.020
three

03:46:20.020 --> 03:46:46.020
We know he's shot 500 bullets.

03:46:46.020 --> 03:46:57.540
watch this Jack, watch this, watch this.

03:46:57.540 --> 03:47:11.820
read that.

03:47:11.820 --> 03:47:18.820
for last upstanding

03:47:25.420 --> 03:47:28.900
I'm disgusting!

03:47:28.900 --> 03:47:30.260
It's just like

03:47:30.260 --> 03:47:34.380
I just get a boner every time!

03:47:34.380 --> 03:47:37.140
I'm a wrecked every fucking time!

03:47:37.140 --> 03:47:40.700
Every time I hit that quick peek, my god!

03:47:40.700 --> 03:47:44.300
Don't sit on a pixel in my lobby, I will fucking fry your shit.

03:47:44.300 --> 03:47:45.980
Please think about it.

03:47:45.980 --> 03:47:47.100
I didn't know what you, what can you do?

03:47:47.100 --> 03:47:48.220
What can you do against me?

03:47:48.220 --> 03:47:51.780
Just hide in a fucking corner and beg your God.

03:47:53.580 --> 03:47:54.580
My thing to bottle.

03:47:57.540 --> 03:47:58.580
Like, what do you do?

03:47:58.580 --> 03:47:59.420
What can you do?

03:47:59.420 --> 03:48:00.380
You can't do shit.

03:48:01.460 --> 03:48:04.100
You can't sit on a pixel because I'm frying that.

03:48:04.100 --> 03:48:05.900
You can't hide in a corner because I'm gonna hear that

03:48:05.900 --> 03:48:07.860
and suck at you in the fucking mouth.

03:48:07.860 --> 03:48:11.460
What do you do other than beg for mercy?

03:48:13.700 --> 03:48:14.580
What do you do?

03:48:15.780 --> 03:48:16.820
Kalio, think of what it's your word.

03:48:16.820 --> 03:48:20.340
Kalio, yeah, when I feel like rolling out.

03:48:25.620 --> 03:48:27.140
Tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum.

03:48:29.460 --> 03:48:31.220
That was disgusting, guys, it was water.

03:48:31.220 --> 03:48:32.500
How is water disgusting?

03:48:32.900 --> 03:48:34.180
Nice titties, Jakesy.

03:48:34.500 --> 03:48:37.060
I don't have titties, I have nipples, y'all.

03:48:37.060 --> 03:48:44.060
I've got a Titties. Can you play unranked? I would rather...

03:48:44.060 --> 03:48:51.060
I would rather... What's the equivalent of playing unranked in Siege?

03:48:51.060 --> 03:49:01.060
I would rather... I'd rather get my ass kicked.

03:49:01.060 --> 03:49:10.820
nice titties guys are up titties guys are up titties I don't know titties

03:49:11.860 --> 03:49:17.980
yeah playing on ranked and R6 is like playing a ram and league of legends like

03:49:17.980 --> 03:49:22.180
bro I'm trying to get into the blood sweat and tears I want the blood sweat

03:49:22.180 --> 03:49:46.100
of tears. We have no hard breacher and my entire team is negative. This is my last one y'all.

03:49:46.100 --> 03:49:51.900
I'm on League after this. I can't do this anymore. Yo Finca, we need a hard breacher

03:49:51.900 --> 03:49:53.900
in your own free man.

03:49:53.900 --> 03:50:05.900
Why are you playing ranked if you're not going to take it serious?

03:50:05.900 --> 03:50:06.900
What is the point?

03:50:06.900 --> 03:50:08.900
Yeah, Valkyries are like, I already knew it's coming.

03:50:08.900 --> 03:50:09.900
I know it's coming.

03:50:09.900 --> 03:50:10.900
I know she's going to be on the camera.

03:50:10.900 --> 03:50:11.900
It's so fucking default.

03:50:11.900 --> 03:50:16.900
I have a brain dead fucking idiot fucking thinker who will not play hard breacher.

03:50:16.900 --> 03:50:17.900
He can't get a kill.

03:50:17.900 --> 03:50:18.900
He can't get an assist.

03:50:18.900 --> 03:50:19.900
He can't keep his gun straight.

03:50:19.900 --> 03:50:20.900
He's not going to play hard breacher.

03:50:20.900 --> 03:50:27.020
He's gonna walk in the door and die and you wonder why you're platinum. You wonder why you'll never get jammed

03:50:28.980 --> 03:50:32.220
Holy ant report for griefing

03:50:40.660 --> 03:50:46.560
Legion's low HP one lesions low nice to be one you got to stack up and play content one friendly operator

03:50:50.900 --> 03:51:02.420
your teammates that in kids 20 HP in kids 20 HP messy you could throw a drone

03:51:02.420 --> 03:51:15.300
to burn the aroody just kind of need to jerk him off too you saw if he's 20 HP

03:51:15.300 --> 03:51:26.700
just aim low he's still in kids he's

03:51:26.700 --> 03:51:27.980
still in kids you can throw a drone to

03:51:27.980 --> 03:51:30.540
burn the arooni

03:51:30.540 --> 03:51:52.620
Okay, never play this game again!

03:51:52.620 --> 03:51:55.060
Sorry about that guys, you need to take a chill pill.

03:51:55.060 --> 03:52:00.300
If you can't muster together a kill, we probably need a hard breacher.

03:52:00.300 --> 03:52:04.380
Or even if you can get a kill, we can't play the game without blowing up walls, guys.

03:52:04.380 --> 03:52:08.340
And I might just touch you.

03:52:08.340 --> 03:52:11.220
Honestly, bro?

03:52:11.220 --> 03:52:12.220
Touch me.

03:52:12.220 --> 03:52:16.180
Honestly, just touch me at this point, man.

03:52:16.180 --> 03:52:19.780
The room he was in was in called Kids You Idiot.

03:52:19.780 --> 03:52:22.940
Yeah, Maverick, you had 500 opportunities to kill the guy.

03:52:22.940 --> 03:52:23.940
He was 20 HP, man.

03:52:23.940 --> 03:52:25.280
It's not Diffuse Plane.

03:52:25.280 --> 03:52:27.180
You had more recoil control than Ice Fice

03:52:27.180 --> 03:52:28.740
in a music video, all right?

03:52:30.480 --> 03:52:32.560
Now I'm gonna go Habata and I'm gonna break the hatches.

03:52:32.560 --> 03:52:34.560
So you guys don't gotta worry about anything.

03:52:37.060 --> 03:52:39.560
Habata's ban, I'm gonna go Grim and break the hatches.

03:52:47.520 --> 03:52:50.320
This is the most classic siege lobby ever.

03:52:50.320 --> 03:52:51.160
No, like.

03:52:51.160 --> 03:52:57.480
Your own two you go think uh instead of going a hard preacher walk in and die like

03:52:57.960 --> 03:53:03.960
And then Maverick gets the call out a really 20 HP eats the Aruni like I just I don't know

03:53:04.520 --> 03:53:07.020
Whips 90 bullets on a guy. That's one shot

03:53:14.000 --> 03:53:17.800
Is there a way to get a flores or a brava for the malusia that'd be calm

03:53:17.800 --> 03:53:25.200
I'm gonna push back stairs and somebody to push with me so we can get on both sides in

03:53:25.200 --> 03:53:26.200
the blue stage.

03:53:26.200 --> 03:53:30.200
Get in, I'm gonna breach the hatch, grim everything, they can't play inside, prop a hack to malusia

03:53:30.200 --> 03:53:33.200
and we win game.

03:53:33.200 --> 03:53:40.040
Alright IGL, let's see what happens.

03:53:40.040 --> 03:53:47.640
It's definitely not a Nashville party.

03:53:47.640 --> 03:53:49.400
Blackbeard, come! No, no, no, no!

03:53:49.400 --> 03:53:51.360
Come with me. Come with me. Come with me.

03:53:51.360 --> 03:53:53.080
Blackbeard, I need you backstabs.

03:53:53.080 --> 03:53:56.080
Do not push that. Blackbeard, come with me.

03:53:56.080 --> 03:53:57.760
I need you backstabs, alright?

03:54:02.160 --> 03:54:05.560
Blackbeard, enter the other door. The other door. The other door. The other door. The other door.

03:54:17.640 --> 03:54:26.640
Yo, if you're dead, get on this meeting flank camp, please.

03:54:26.640 --> 03:54:31.640
One Harry Potter.

03:54:31.640 --> 03:54:37.640
Ah, there's one in the T2.

03:54:37.640 --> 03:54:42.640
Alright, he went up.

03:54:42.640 --> 03:54:49.640
of

03:54:49.640 --> 03:54:52.640
death

03:54:52.640 --> 03:54:56.640
of

03:54:56.640 --> 03:54:58.640
death

03:54:58.640 --> 03:55:00.640
of

03:55:00.640 --> 03:55:02.640
death

03:55:02.640 --> 03:55:04.640
of

03:55:04.640 --> 03:55:06.640
death

03:55:06.640 --> 03:55:08.640
of

03:55:08.640 --> 03:55:10.640
death

03:55:10.640 --> 03:55:12.640
I...

03:55:26.640 --> 03:55:28.640
I'll pull ass up, Danny.

03:55:29.640 --> 03:55:31.640
He's still on me!

03:55:31.640 --> 03:55:35.640
I... I love being the BAST!

03:55:35.640 --> 03:55:42.640
He's walking towards me in the middle of the ring.

03:56:05.640 --> 03:56:18.640
Let's go, damn it, what a fucking heart, let's go!

03:56:18.640 --> 03:56:22.000
Hi guys, whoa, whoa, whoa, hi guys.

03:56:22.000 --> 03:56:27.560
Los poros in the chat, there's no way Los Poros is in the stream.

03:56:27.560 --> 03:56:29.800
What did Los say?

03:56:29.800 --> 03:56:32.520
What did Los say?

03:56:32.520 --> 03:56:35.000
What did Los say?

03:56:35.000 --> 03:56:37.440
I'm literally better.

03:56:37.440 --> 03:56:39.600
Yo, Los, let me make myself clear

03:56:39.600 --> 03:56:41.680
when I say this to you, Ralph.

03:56:41.680 --> 03:56:45.760
You're the only human being in North America

03:56:45.760 --> 03:56:50.040
to choose to not play C to the headset.

03:56:50.040 --> 03:56:53.760
Los, I could get my grandma to 1v1 you in R6.

03:56:53.760 --> 03:56:56.600
She's 81 years old, and I'm not even kidding.

03:56:56.600 --> 03:56:58.280
It would be a barn burner.

03:56:58.280 --> 03:57:00.360
It would be a barn burner, Los.

03:57:00.360 --> 03:57:01.720
I'm not even kidding, man.

03:57:01.720 --> 03:57:08.720
That would be a good game, dead ass.

03:57:08.720 --> 03:57:16.720
Yeah, you put gloves on but not a headset, most.

03:57:16.720 --> 03:57:20.720
Like, like, like bro, what's wrong with you, man?

03:57:20.720 --> 03:57:22.720
You put gloves on but not a headset.

03:57:22.720 --> 03:57:25.720
Where is our baby gonna shoes?

03:57:25.720 --> 03:57:28.720
Oh, I don't know, where at, man?

03:57:28.720 --> 03:57:37.000
to locate a bomb like I'm tabletopping okay and winning that at I'm zero

03:57:37.000 --> 03:57:47.320
let's let me say this again bro let me say this again you most I'm not even

03:57:47.320 --> 03:57:51.680
kidding when I say this you are the worst video game player of all time I'm

03:57:51.680 --> 03:57:57.760
being dead ass serious but most you can't play Fortnite you can't play League

03:57:57.760 --> 03:58:02.920
of legends. You can't play Rainbow Six Siege. Um, Los, you're good at one game and it's

03:58:02.920 --> 03:58:09.560
two cats. And I still almost beat you. Los, you're the worst gamer of all time.

03:58:09.560 --> 03:58:17.520
You're going to get a bomb. Thank you. Coming from a 72 hour Minecraft player. I'll give

03:58:17.520 --> 03:58:20.520
No no no, I give you that. I give you that. I give you that.

03:58:39.520 --> 03:58:40.520
There's another one.

03:58:40.520 --> 03:58:52.560
You kill me cuz you're a toddler like wow

03:58:52.560 --> 03:59:02.680
nice kill bro nice fucking kill man it's like you're so

03:59:02.680 --> 03:59:04.680
Don't ask you kill me.

03:59:04.680 --> 03:59:06.120
Oh my God.

03:59:06.120 --> 03:59:08.560
Don't care where is Lego Batman.

03:59:08.560 --> 03:59:09.400
Yo, Los.

03:59:09.400 --> 03:59:11.640
One, yo, Los.

03:59:11.640 --> 03:59:14.880
One thing about me, man, is I'm a man of my fucking word.

03:59:14.880 --> 03:59:19.600
Los, these are the marathons I have to do this year.

03:59:19.600 --> 03:59:21.520
Out and Ring, doing that tomorrow.

03:59:21.520 --> 03:59:23.160
Grand Theft Auto Clive Story Mode,

03:59:23.160 --> 03:59:24.640
doing that in a couple of months.

03:59:24.640 --> 03:59:26.600
The Last of Us, doing that in a couple of months.

03:59:26.600 --> 03:59:28.080
Lego Batman, doing that.

03:59:28.080 --> 03:59:29.280
I'm gonna do all those, Los.

03:59:29.280 --> 03:59:30.840
I gotta get to it.

03:59:30.840 --> 03:59:33.000
Like, bro, Los, I'm a man of my word.

03:59:33.000 --> 03:59:35.800
I will get your Lego Batman Marathon.

03:59:35.800 --> 03:59:36.760
I got you.

03:59:36.760 --> 03:59:38.640
Yeah, it's not cat.

03:59:38.640 --> 03:59:41.040
Also, oh my God, I spilled water on my leg.

03:59:41.040 --> 03:59:42.880
Oh my fucking God.

03:59:42.880 --> 03:59:45.320
Oh my, there's water all over me.

03:59:45.320 --> 03:59:46.920
Why did I not close the bottle?

03:59:48.280 --> 03:59:49.800
Yo, Los.

03:59:51.480 --> 03:59:54.000
Elden Ring is gonna be a 365 day stream.

03:59:54.000 --> 03:59:54.840
No, it's not.

03:59:54.840 --> 03:59:55.680
I'm gonna beat it in a week.

03:59:55.680 --> 03:59:57.440
Watch, you'll see tomorrow.

03:59:57.440 --> 03:59:58.280
You'll see tomorrow.

03:59:58.280 --> 04:00:00.120
I'm not fucking around.

04:00:00.120 --> 04:00:02.720
I'll become an Elden Lord tomorrow.

04:00:02.720 --> 04:00:05.640
I'm not fucking around anymore, man.

04:00:05.640 --> 04:00:08.440
I'm not gonna rage, I'm not gonna quit and be a bitch.

04:00:17.960 --> 04:00:18.800
Secure the area.

04:00:18.800 --> 04:00:19.640
But do you mean to say he's not cheating?

04:00:19.640 --> 04:00:21.200
The last straw he is not cheating.

04:00:26.040 --> 04:00:27.520
At least I got a tiny munch.

04:00:27.520 --> 04:00:30.600
Why is everybody's mic loud?

04:00:39.120 --> 04:00:43.740
It's not gonna be a year long stream, I'm gonna become an Elden Lord you'll see

04:00:43.740 --> 04:00:45.740
Whoa, where did it falls?

04:00:52.740 --> 04:00:54.740
Nice! Got a drone!

04:00:54.740 --> 04:00:57.740
Shoot these skulls, that's a drone for us!

04:00:57.740 --> 04:01:00.740
Got a drone, let him, it's there!

04:01:00.740 --> 04:01:03.740
Got a drone, let him, it's there!

04:01:03.740 --> 04:01:06.740
Got a drone, let him, it's there!

04:01:43.740 --> 04:01:47.500
like 400 days what will what will what will

04:01:50.860 --> 04:01:53.820
you hear that check you hear that

04:01:57.580 --> 04:02:00.540
she's he's skills gotta join that oh

04:02:00.540 --> 04:02:03.340
tronicle

04:02:03.340 --> 04:02:22.520
You're dead.

04:02:22.520 --> 04:02:26.040
Like who's that chick that's rockin' kicks?

04:02:26.040 --> 04:02:30.760
Saw the laser at the last second.

04:02:30.760 --> 04:02:34.040
I knew Brava shot the slip and opened so I should have knew she was gonna claim work.

04:02:34.040 --> 04:02:35.280
AHHHHHHHHH!

04:02:35.280 --> 04:02:36.840
I should have just knew!

04:02:36.840 --> 04:02:39.600
It's okay, my teammates are sentient, right?

04:02:41.440 --> 04:02:42.280
Aware.

04:02:43.360 --> 04:02:45.120
Wait, my teammates aren't sentient.

04:02:46.600 --> 04:02:48.200
Okay, the 8 and 4 guys still alive.

04:02:49.360 --> 04:02:50.760
Down goes one idiot.

04:02:54.240 --> 04:02:56.160
Alright, one guy's big window.

04:02:56.160 --> 04:02:57.200
Don't peek him.

04:02:57.200 --> 04:02:58.280
Finally, last operator's dead.

04:02:58.280 --> 04:02:59.800
BOOOOORRRRRAAAAAT!

04:03:00.760 --> 04:03:08.120
There's one guy big window.

04:03:08.120 --> 04:03:14.880
You have to answer your phone, your phone, your phone, your phone, your phone!

04:03:14.880 --> 04:03:18.120
Like bro do I gotta spell it out for you!

04:03:18.120 --> 04:03:29.880
Can you be a little quieter please?

04:03:29.880 --> 04:03:34.920
I mean this in the nicest way possible. What the fuck are we doing man? What's happening right now?

04:03:36.400 --> 04:03:38.400
What's going on y'all?

04:03:43.960 --> 04:03:45.960
You talking to me

04:03:47.400 --> 04:03:50.840
Well, you're one in five, so I'll let you fill in the dots here

04:03:53.640 --> 04:03:59.560
Okay, well, I thought you've not been directing that at me. Yes, I'm directing it directly at you

04:04:00.840 --> 04:04:07.000
Wait why you're not helping us win, bro. What the hell I'm a family

04:04:07.920 --> 04:04:09.920
What do you mean?

04:04:12.480 --> 04:04:15.120
Like who's that chick that's rocking chicks

04:04:17.320 --> 04:04:20.400
All right, don't you worry I'm gonna solve this problem or

04:04:21.960 --> 04:04:24.280
Chat watch this. It's gonna be great. It's just trust me

04:04:25.240 --> 04:04:28.040
Guys nobody worry. I'll win us this game

04:04:28.040 --> 04:04:37.040
why is it still talking what am I getting the most treatment now

04:04:37.040 --> 04:04:42.040
get it about my getting the most treatment

04:04:42.040 --> 04:04:57.960
10 seconds. All right, Pat. Yo, Jinxie, solve that hairline. Don't compare those to you.

04:04:57.960 --> 04:05:04.960
of

04:05:04.960 --> 04:05:10.960
the

04:05:10.960 --> 04:05:15.960
death of

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death of

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guys I almost got swamped be careful all good daddy's here all good

04:05:33.640 --> 04:05:41.440
we traded say one love we traded

04:05:41.440 --> 04:05:52.240
Oh, I'm pretty sure I just killed somebody who literally is using wallhacks.

04:05:52.240 --> 04:05:53.240
Okay.

04:05:53.240 --> 04:06:00.240
I'm pretty sure that guy has wallhacks.

04:06:00.240 --> 04:06:02.960
He's tracing me through the wall.

04:06:02.960 --> 04:06:15.480
I think you should go to Masterbalk and play with Furman here.

04:06:15.480 --> 04:06:17.440
This team is such fucking ass.

04:06:17.440 --> 04:06:19.440
Oh my god.

04:06:19.440 --> 04:06:22.440
Oh my god.

04:06:22.440 --> 04:06:27.640
11 and 6 and I lose.

04:06:27.640 --> 04:06:29.640
He's ticked up, but he's dead!

04:06:29.640 --> 04:06:30.640
RENO!

04:06:53.640 --> 04:06:55.640
It's probably a Valkyrie on phone, right?

04:06:57.640 --> 04:07:11.320
one friendly operator remaining we have been eliminated

04:07:11.320 --> 04:07:12.880
I thought you were going to win us the game

04:07:12.880 --> 04:07:22.960
yeah bro I don't know if this is like ragebay or like CT man

04:07:22.960 --> 04:07:24.720
I just went 11-6, bro.

04:07:24.720 --> 04:07:27.600
Like, do you need me to get 17 kills to win?

04:07:27.600 --> 04:07:29.120
What do you need me to do, bro?

04:07:29.120 --> 04:07:31.320
Well, 30-25 more to win the round.

04:07:31.320 --> 04:07:33.920
OK, 11-6 isn't enough, five, man.

04:07:33.920 --> 04:07:35.720
Mm-mm, yep, thank you.

04:07:35.720 --> 04:07:41.200
Enjoy your journey in bronze!

04:07:41.200 --> 04:07:42.080
Like, what?

04:07:52.960 --> 04:08:01.960
What's Dante's doing?

04:08:01.960 --> 04:08:04.160
What's Dante's doing, man?

04:08:04.160 --> 04:08:07.560
What's Dante's doing, man?

04:08:07.560 --> 04:08:10.000
I'm about sieged out at this point.

04:08:10.000 --> 04:08:11.000
Just another cell.

04:08:11.000 --> 04:08:12.480
I mean, my God, I'm just kidding.

04:08:12.480 --> 04:08:14.440
I'm just getting fucking launched.

04:08:14.440 --> 04:08:17.360
I'm just getting absolutely fucking launched, man.

04:08:17.360 --> 04:08:20.160
Is he watching that?

04:08:20.160 --> 04:08:22.600
Yo, Dante's.

04:08:22.600 --> 04:08:25.460
I need like don't listen bro

04:08:25.460 --> 04:08:29.120
don't that's I need a legitimate coaching session today

04:08:29.120 --> 04:08:32.920
I'm just getting absolutely fucking large man

04:08:32.920 --> 04:08:35.600
is he watching that?

04:08:35.600 --> 04:08:37.240
yo don't that's

04:08:37.240 --> 04:08:37.960
I need like

04:08:37.960 --> 04:08:40.120
oh shut the hell away

04:08:40.120 --> 04:08:45.400
don't that's I need a legitimate coaching session today

04:08:45.400 --> 04:08:47.840
why is he fucking a SpongeBob

04:08:47.840 --> 04:08:50.520
why is he fucking a SpongeBob

04:08:50.520 --> 04:08:54.260
why is he fucking a sponge bomb

04:08:54.260 --> 04:08:57.800
dot has what the hell

04:08:57.800 --> 04:09:01.160
all right well dot has any like this to be a legitimate coaching session

04:09:01.160 --> 04:09:03.400
but i i need like some real help

04:09:03.400 --> 04:09:09.000
i've been in the depths of fucking bronze for far too long

04:09:09.000 --> 04:09:10.840
that's good to be

04:09:10.840 --> 04:09:13.560
yo yo what's good to be

04:09:13.560 --> 04:09:19.020
it's a good day and getting the same call it's just like all times

04:09:19.020 --> 04:09:21.260
There was never old times for that, man.

04:09:21.260 --> 04:09:22.860
Yo, Dantez.

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Listen bro.

04:09:23.900 --> 04:09:24.740
I need like,

04:09:27.740 --> 04:09:31.340
I've been in the depths of bronze for far too long, bro.

04:09:31.340 --> 04:09:33.540
I need a legitimate coaching session tonight.

04:09:33.540 --> 04:09:37.300
Like bro, I want to get to the next level.

04:09:37.300 --> 04:09:40.780
I want to become a silver player one day, eventually.

04:09:40.780 --> 04:09:43.020
Jinxie, I want you to listen to me, okay?

04:09:43.020 --> 04:09:45.620
So you know how you play the game a lot off stream?

04:09:45.620 --> 04:09:48.100
Yes, I play like every morning, every night.

04:09:48.100 --> 04:09:50.100
I'm not getting better, I don't know.

04:09:50.100 --> 04:09:56.180
Okay, what if I told you I spent half an hour this morning writing exactly what you

04:09:56.180 --> 04:10:01.460
have to do in every single game for you to win on a checklist, and it literally goes

04:10:01.460 --> 04:10:06.700
over the early game, mid game, and late game, and exactly what to do throughout every stage

04:10:06.700 --> 04:10:11.380
of the game, set any time you're confused, all you have to do is look to your second

04:10:11.380 --> 04:10:15.420
monitor and you have all the answers right there, even when I'm not actually around.

04:10:15.420 --> 04:10:17.500
I would suck you off if you did that.

04:10:17.500 --> 04:10:25.020
I would suck you dry if you did that all right a listen get ready for Florida then are you ready for me to share my screen?

04:10:25.020 --> 04:10:27.020
Yeah, bro. Yeah, share that shit

04:10:27.620 --> 04:10:29.620
share that shit

04:10:30.060 --> 04:10:32.060
Okay, so look DC my screen

04:10:32.860 --> 04:10:37.500
Early game. Yep. See it. See it. See it. Okay, so this is called the jinxie

04:10:37.900 --> 04:10:44.500
Jungle checklist and what it is as it goes over the early game mid game and the late game

04:10:44.500 --> 04:10:51.600
So that in every single game you play you're always gonna have an easy reference for you to look at to always know what you should be doing

04:10:52.300 --> 04:10:56.880
Got it out of base ward your opposite buff don't test you never even taught me that bro

04:10:57.260 --> 04:11:02.020
Yep, that's why it's a part of the a part of the checklist. So how it works, okay?

04:11:02.020 --> 04:11:07.600
I'm gonna explain it to you right now if you want I can also do a game showing you the checklist

04:11:07.600 --> 04:11:10.580
Or you can get right into ranked, okay?

04:11:10.580 --> 04:11:13.780
So, do you want me to run through it first with you so you can understand?

04:11:13.780 --> 04:11:17.880
Run through it with me and then I'm going to jump in the rank because I'm addicted and

04:11:17.880 --> 04:11:19.960
I just can't get enough.

04:11:19.960 --> 04:11:21.780
Alright, sounds good.

04:11:21.780 --> 04:11:26.060
Okay, so listen, every single game out of base you word your opposite buff.

04:11:26.060 --> 04:11:27.060
What this means?

04:11:27.060 --> 04:11:29.500
Do you know what it means?

04:11:29.500 --> 04:11:33.420
So I actually heard Kasey talking about it yesterday but I don't know what it means.

04:11:33.420 --> 04:11:34.620
What does that mean?

04:11:34.620 --> 04:11:38.980
So what it means is let's say you're playing a game where you're going to start blue, right?

04:11:38.980 --> 04:11:39.980
Yes.

04:11:39.980 --> 04:11:48.980
Then what do you do? Yes, you ward your red at level 1 so that if the enemy jungler invades your red, you know that he did that. Does that make sense?

04:11:48.980 --> 04:11:50.980
Got it, and then I can evade his shit.

04:11:50.980 --> 04:11:56.980
Yes, either you invade his shit or you tell your team to collapse anything, okay? So that's step one.

04:11:56.980 --> 04:11:59.980
Step two is you do a top to bot foe clear.

04:11:59.980 --> 04:12:00.980
Done!

04:12:00.980 --> 04:12:07.660
Alright, step 3, while clearing your last camp, you decide whether you want to do a bot

04:12:07.660 --> 04:12:10.680
gank, a mid gank, or a bot crap.

04:12:10.680 --> 04:12:15.480
So that's the only time you're going to do joning is on your last camp, okay?

04:12:15.480 --> 04:12:16.480
Got it.

04:12:16.480 --> 04:12:17.480
Only got it.

04:12:17.480 --> 04:12:18.480
Got it.

04:12:18.480 --> 04:12:19.480
Got it.

04:12:19.480 --> 04:12:23.000
So step 4 is the second camp that you take in a game.

04:12:23.000 --> 04:12:26.600
So for example, let's say you saw it on blue buff and then you did gromp, then when your

04:12:26.600 --> 04:12:31.600
Gromp has 20 seconds left on the little timer on the minimap, you recall.

04:12:31.600 --> 04:12:37.600
Wait, recall when the timer on the top camp says 20 seconds?

04:12:37.600 --> 04:12:38.600
Yes.

04:12:38.600 --> 04:12:39.600
Oh, you mean my crux?

04:12:39.600 --> 04:12:41.600
Like my crux or my...

04:12:41.600 --> 04:12:43.600
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, yes.

04:12:43.600 --> 04:12:47.600
Because the thing is that I want to get you used to the fact that you're not wasting time

04:12:47.600 --> 04:12:49.600
and you're always optimizing your clear, okay?

04:12:49.600 --> 04:12:50.600
Got it, kitten.

04:12:50.600 --> 04:12:52.600
All right, listen up.

04:12:52.600 --> 04:12:58.640
Step five, while you're running to your top gank, you drone top.

04:12:58.640 --> 04:13:04.600
And if it's a free kill, not if they're half HP, not if like, oh well maybe they saw flash.

04:13:04.600 --> 04:13:10.840
If it is the freest kill ever, then you gank top before doing your thing.

04:13:10.840 --> 04:13:14.640
So ganks, macro question.

04:13:14.640 --> 04:13:20.840
Ganks are more important than any camp or anything if it's a guaranteed kill.

04:13:20.840 --> 04:13:27.100
Got it. Okay. Got it. Okay, but the thing is that it being a guaranteed kill is very important

04:13:27.100 --> 04:13:32.440
That's the skill gap though. That's the skill gap in jungling is understanding what is the free kill and what isn't a free kill

04:13:32.840 --> 04:13:36.860
Exactly, and that's the reason why now that you're a low rank player oftentimes

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You'll see that I always tell you to just farm that way you don't get skill checked. You saw I'm getting out

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Vamo Boracarayo. Yeah, like let the other idiot brams just make the wrong play while they go for their shitty ganks

04:13:47.800 --> 04:13:49.800
Well, I just farm and I'm just exactly

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Which is consistency over conspiracy.

04:13:53.800 --> 04:13:55.800
Ooh, good quote.

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Bro, that's, I'm not even kidding.

04:13:57.800 --> 04:13:59.800
That's something that Socrates said one time.

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Vass?

04:14:00.800 --> 04:14:01.800
Yeah, I think that's good.

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That makes a lot of sense to me.

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Okay, so now, step six.

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After you do this, again, you talked about folk here, okay?

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Got it.

04:14:09.800 --> 04:14:10.800
Yep, of course, of course.

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And then you drone while clearing your last camp,

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and then you decide whether you want to do a bot gank,

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a mid gank, or dragon.

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So this is how you're gonna decide if your bot or your mid is getting pushed in so the enemies are close to your tower

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Then you gang for the free kill if your bot or your mid are pushing in so the enemies are under their power

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That makes so much sense don't heads. Thank you, bro. That makes so much sense. I got you so then

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Number nine you recall

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Number nine, I love it when you gotta go, baby, you so high, all these diamonds cool, you don't.

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Sorry.

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Okay, it's okay, it's okay.

04:14:50.520 --> 04:14:53.520
Okay, young boy, so.

04:14:53.520 --> 04:14:55.520
What about NBA Old Boy?

04:14:55.520 --> 04:14:57.520
He's like 23, bro.

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Oh, okay.

04:14:58.520 --> 04:14:59.520
Sorry, I can tell you, I can tell you, I can tell you.

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So, number nine, you recall when the time on the Topcom says 20 seconds, unless you're doing the dragon.

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So if you're doing the dragon, then you might have to delay your timer a little bit so that you can secure it.

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And it's worth delaying going to your grump or your crubs if you can secure the jag in the summing sense

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Yes, this is good macro shit, bro. Thank you

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Yep

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So this GenC if you do this all the time the first ten minutes of your game every single game are gonna look amazing, right?

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So now the thing is that the next ten minutes are the really important thing

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Yes, and you're gonna notice that it's not a checklist anymore now. It's a words

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So do you want me to read them to you? Yes?

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Okay, so once the mid-game hits, people start grouping, right?

04:15:45.520 --> 04:15:49.520
So what's going to happen is the entire dynamic of the game shifts.

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So that's when the old C strategy comes in, okay?

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Objectives, lanes, counter jungle, your jungle.

04:15:57.520 --> 04:16:03.520
Exactly. So this, JNC, is stuff that you're going to see challenger players do every game, right?

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It's literally, if you understand this, your mid-game will literally be you dropping

04:16:08.520 --> 04:16:13.640
dropping dick off every single game it's going to be crazy. But essentially the OC strategy

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right is you need to prioritize your objectives, then pushing out lanes, then counter-jungling,

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and then your jungle. So if for example you had a point where your entire team is losing

04:16:25.920 --> 04:16:30.720
right and there's no objective and everyone is in their lanes, what's the only thing you

04:16:30.720 --> 04:16:36.800
can do? Say that again, if I'm in a position where my entire team is losing? Yep, so everyone

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is losing but they're all still in their lanes they're pushing out their lanes and

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there's no objective up what's your only play dang no it's your jungle sorry oh my

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god sorry sorry sorry okay got it okay so GenC this is important this is

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important because understanding this is gonna actually make it so that it's like

04:16:56.800 --> 04:17:01.080
your gameplay is gonna level up because I guarantee you that it's not your early

04:17:01.080 --> 04:17:04.160
game that's a problem when you play off-stream I guarantee you that it's

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It's always the mid-game because you probably run around and you're very lost and then

04:17:08.280 --> 04:17:10.280
that's when things feel overwhelming.

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Am I right?

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Yeah.

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And another thing, like this is a big question and I've always been in this problem, but

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like this is more so mid to late game.

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But when people start grouping and I'm like level 16, I don't know when it's right to

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get my blue buff or get it away.

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Yeah.

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So we're going to get to that.

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Okay.

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We're going to get to that.

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For now, I just wanted you to look at this for now.

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Okay?

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Got it.

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Yes, sir.

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Olsi is essentially that we always have to look at the map in order to dictate what we will do and the order import of

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Importance will come from it. So I wanted to say Olsi. Olsi Olsi objective lane counter jungle to your jungle

04:17:49.480 --> 04:17:52.400
Exactly. Layers counter jungle your jungle. Yes, perfect

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So what it means is for example if the dragon is coming up in 45 seconds

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Then you have to be there on time because it's an objective, right?

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So let's say you have your entire jungle up, right, and the dragon is close to your red buff

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Then you only have time to farm your red buff and then go to the dragon because you need to be there on time, right?

04:18:10.080 --> 04:18:12.920
Yeah, because the objective is more important than my other camps.

04:18:13.640 --> 04:18:19.040
Exactly. So now you're understanding why it is that a lot of time when we get to the... wait, I'm on the same?

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What's that, right?

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I don't know where that's covered.

04:18:23.040 --> 04:18:26.520
There's no light coming into the back room anymore, right?

04:18:26.520 --> 04:18:29.040
You can, I'll ask after.

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So what it means, right?

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What it means is that a lot of the times,

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you can see when you're gonna see my games, right?

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In my games, there'll be times where Jaggen is coming up

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and I only farm one or two camps

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and then I go Jaggen, right?

04:18:43.320 --> 04:18:45.040
Got it, got it, yeah, okay.

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And the reason why is because of OC.

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It is because I know that I have to be everywhere on timers.

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League of Legends is a game that lasts 30 minutes, but it's decided based off seconds.

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So it's about you understanding how to optimize every single second you spend on the map,

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so that you can win.

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Think of it like in R6.

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If you get to a corner before another guy does, right, and then you're peeking right

04:19:08.520 --> 04:19:12.320
before he gets to the door, what ends up happening?

04:19:12.320 --> 04:19:14.920
You would just die if you're the guy walking into him.

04:19:14.920 --> 04:19:17.000
Exactly, and it's the same with League.

04:19:17.000 --> 04:19:20.320
And League, you're playing the same exact game because it's a game of seconds.

04:19:20.320 --> 04:19:24.400
If you get somewhere one second earlier, maybe that makes it so that now you can actually

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Q on to the enemy as mastery and you kill them all.

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So it's always optimizing seconds so that you can get as much value as possible.

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Do you understand?

04:19:33.080 --> 04:19:34.080
Got it.

04:19:34.080 --> 04:19:35.080
Yeah.

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Okay.

04:19:36.080 --> 04:19:38.520
So here, if there's no objective up, right?

04:19:38.520 --> 04:19:42.880
And imagine all the jungle camps everywhere are up, but your top laner is mid and there's

04:19:42.880 --> 04:19:44.000
no one top.

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Then what do you do is out of base, you just go top lan and you start split pushing, right?

04:19:48.560 --> 04:19:53.060
Because if you go top in and you split push and imagine you get a turn or two, then after

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you can go in the enemy's jungle and then we're doing the C and all C.

04:19:57.100 --> 04:20:00.460
So do you see how right away we go from the L to the C?

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And it's like afterwards we can get the Y, right?

04:20:03.460 --> 04:20:08.780
So the way that the all C format works is think of it like a trickle down format where

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if you're doing one of the things, it makes it way easier for you to set up doing the

04:20:13.020 --> 04:20:14.020
next thing.

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Do you see what I'm getting at or do you want me to explain?

04:20:16.460 --> 04:20:19.460
No, I get it. I get what you mean.

04:20:19.460 --> 04:20:24.460
Okay, then explain it back to me by using other terms. Use an analogy to explain what I just said.

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You're saying like if there's no objectives, pushing a lane is more important than farming a camp.

04:20:33.460 --> 04:20:34.460
Yes.

04:20:34.460 --> 04:20:40.460
Which is something I struggled with for a while because I actually didn't know that. I actually didn't know that.

04:20:40.460 --> 04:20:44.620
Yeah, but what I'm asking though is like, do you understand when I was talking about

04:20:44.620 --> 04:20:48.060
the trickle down effect or do you want me to explain that a bit more?

04:20:48.060 --> 04:20:49.060
Explain that a bit more.

04:20:49.060 --> 04:20:52.440
Okay, so imagine this, okay?

04:20:52.440 --> 04:20:57.940
Imagine there's a single mother and she has three children, right?

04:20:57.940 --> 04:21:03.300
If we allow the single mother to get the job at the tech factory, then the problem is that

04:21:03.300 --> 04:21:09.100
she's going to get $500,000 a year so all her kids can go to college and they can sit

04:21:09.100 --> 04:21:12.740
there and they can like get high-paying jobs and all this great stuff, right?

04:21:12.740 --> 04:21:18.540
Yep. Wrong. What we want to do is we want to make sure that if we actually

04:21:18.540 --> 04:21:23.580
oppress the single mother and we make it so she's not about getting any job, then

04:21:23.580 --> 04:21:28.180
she is at a point where now her kids are going to be forced to work for us and we

04:21:28.180 --> 04:21:33.180
can pay them slave wages. That way we now have four people employed under us

04:21:33.180 --> 04:21:38.640
because we actually managed to oppress the top performer. Does this make sense?

04:21:38.640 --> 04:21:42.780
So what do you mean though in leak terms though? Like how do you oppress the enemy?

04:21:42.780 --> 04:21:47.840
So in leak terms, I'll explain. In leak terms, imagine we're pushing top lane, right?

04:21:47.840 --> 04:21:52.600
And we're getting all the jungle camps. Now we'll get to a point of entry back off,

04:21:52.600 --> 04:21:58.120
but now when we back off, we're in the enemy's jungle. So it's like we go from the L to the C,

04:21:58.120 --> 04:22:02.240
we go from landing to counter jungling. And then after, because we're in the C,

04:22:02.240 --> 04:22:08.400
Right, we're able to steal all of the enemy's camps so now they get nothing and then once we take all their camps

04:22:08.520 --> 04:22:10.520
Then we go farm our own camps

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So now the enemy jungler cannot farm his lanes

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He cannot farm his own jungle and he cannot farm our jungle so he is starving while we are prospering

04:22:21.200 --> 04:22:23.200
Do you understand?

04:22:23.200 --> 04:22:25.200
Got it. Okay. Got it

04:22:25.600 --> 04:22:27.360
Yeah, so it's like

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And that's why I said it's trickle down because imagine you win a fight on the objective

04:22:31.720 --> 04:22:37.800
You went to fight on the dragon right then now you win a fight on dragon push bot after you push bot and betas

04:22:37.800 --> 04:22:44.600
Crugs red Raptors and then after that folk clear your entire jungle you just got about a thousand five hundred gold

04:22:44.600 --> 04:22:49.960
And he got fucking zero. Do you get it? So it's like a snowball effect like I get it. Yes

04:22:50.440 --> 04:22:54.400
Yes, exactly. I'll see and you remember that okay got it so

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So, the way that you know what you're supposed to do in any given game is by using all C.

04:23:02.200 --> 04:23:08.440
So, for example, let's say you're running around the map, it's about 23 minutes in,

04:23:08.440 --> 04:23:11.360
and you're like, bro, I don't know where I should be, I don't know what to do.

04:23:11.360 --> 04:23:15.360
Then you just have to think, first thing, what is the objective that is coming up?

04:23:15.360 --> 04:23:19.800
Dragon's up in 3 minutes, eh, but Baron is up, okay, Baron is up.

04:23:19.800 --> 04:23:24.280
Then what if I force a fight around top side, and then we get a kill out there, and then

04:23:24.280 --> 04:23:28.960
get barren and then afterwards I can go top I get three turrets I recall I have

04:23:28.960 --> 04:23:33.480
3,000 gold I solo carry the game do you understand now how it works yes yes yes

04:23:33.480 --> 04:23:40.320
yes exactly yes good all see okay now for the late game in the super late stages

04:23:40.320 --> 04:23:45.160
of every game in low elo your team will always randomly ends this is rule one of

04:23:45.160 --> 04:23:50.840
solo queue as a result once you have four completed items you always want to

04:23:50.840 --> 04:23:55.000
make sure you're grouped with them at all times so you can always win team fights with

04:23:55.000 --> 04:24:01.760
numbers, ping them to head towers, and also take dragons or baron when they spawn.

04:24:01.760 --> 04:24:04.500
So that's how you essentially progress every game.

04:24:04.500 --> 04:24:09.800
So early game, we have this cookie cutter format where we're going to do this every game.

04:24:09.800 --> 04:24:15.040
Then in the mid game, it's about perfecting the OC strategy, and then in the hyper late

04:24:15.040 --> 04:24:19.760
game, with all the gold we just got, we're just going to go for fights, play them insane

04:24:19.760 --> 04:24:21.760
and 1v9. Do you understand?

04:24:21.760 --> 04:24:24.760
Yes, yes, got it, got it. Okay, got it, yeah.

04:24:24.760 --> 04:24:30.260
Alright, perfect. So, James, what I'm going to need you to do now is I'm going to want you to queue up.

04:24:30.260 --> 04:24:35.260
And what I'm actually going to do is while you're playing, I'm not going to say a single word.

04:24:35.260 --> 04:24:37.760
I'm actually going to mute my mic.

04:24:37.760 --> 04:24:41.760
And the reason why, James, is because now that you're aware of the OC format,

04:24:41.760 --> 04:24:47.260
I want to see how you would play if I'm not around with all the information I gave you.

04:24:47.260 --> 04:24:49.260
You want to see the gout?

04:24:49.260 --> 04:24:52.380
Listen, I want to see the fucking Ultra-Goat.

04:24:52.380 --> 04:24:58.380
I want to see the man that was able to, against all odds, hit fucking bronze in League of Legends.

04:24:58.380 --> 04:24:59.660
Do you understand me?

04:24:59.660 --> 04:25:01.820
I think I know who you're talking about.

04:25:01.820 --> 04:25:05.660
He's got two thumbs, and he's right in this chair.

04:25:05.660 --> 04:25:08.220
And ten fucking toes!

04:25:08.220 --> 04:25:10.460
Yes, ten toes to...

04:25:10.460 --> 04:25:12.460
Thank you to your report.

04:25:12.460 --> 04:25:16.060
We've issued a penalty to a player in your recent game for leaving.

04:25:16.060 --> 04:25:29.260
Let's go. Please. Like you help players like you like you help make a league a better place. Yes, of course, but I'd always thanks to your poor vision of penalty to the chosen one mood in your recent game.

04:25:31.500 --> 04:25:32.500
Wait for what?

04:25:32.940 --> 04:25:33.940
We did that mood.

04:25:34.900 --> 04:25:35.900
We what?

04:25:37.020 --> 04:25:38.020
We don't.

04:25:38.420 --> 04:25:39.420
Don't.

04:25:40.540 --> 04:25:41.540
Yeah, give me one second.

04:25:43.780 --> 04:25:44.780
Ron Twitter.

04:25:46.060 --> 04:25:48.460
Wait, I'm deafened. Ron Twitter.

04:25:50.060 --> 04:25:52.960
After seven years, I finally got an icon skin.

04:25:53.460 --> 04:25:56.860
Coming to Fortnite Competitive, it's been a journey.

04:25:57.160 --> 04:26:02.460
Thank you guys. Skin comes out June 7 icon series.

04:26:02.860 --> 04:26:07.360
What? Yo, W's in here, bro.

04:26:08.560 --> 04:26:10.160
Ron got an icon?

04:26:10.760 --> 04:26:12.160
Let me call him. Let me call him.

04:26:13.060 --> 04:26:13.960
Let me call him.

04:26:16.060 --> 04:26:20.060
What's up bro?

04:26:20.060 --> 04:26:24.060
Bro, you got an icon skin?

04:26:24.060 --> 04:26:34.060
Um, um, uh, uh, yes, yes, yes, I did.

04:26:34.060 --> 04:26:39.060
Why does it not really look like you that much?

04:26:39.060 --> 04:26:41.060
Why does it look like me?

04:26:41.060 --> 04:26:44.060
It looks, um, different.

04:26:44.060 --> 04:26:48.620
Who is this? Wait. Did you get out of God's skin?

04:26:49.900 --> 04:26:53.260
Um, it's, that's, that's there at the end. It's in the works right now.

04:26:54.140 --> 04:26:56.300
Bro, what does that even mean, Ron?

04:26:57.100 --> 04:26:58.700
Right now, it's just in the works, bro.

04:27:01.900 --> 04:27:03.980
Yo, do you want to play Fortnite with me?

04:27:03.980 --> 04:27:04.460
No!

04:27:05.980 --> 04:27:07.660
Why not? Me and Dylan.

04:27:08.300 --> 04:27:10.380
Who is Dylan? Who's Dylan?

04:27:10.380 --> 04:27:12.300
That means Lays.

04:27:12.300 --> 04:27:17.180
Oh, Laze. Bro, Bondale Bingo. I need to get Silver in League of Legends. I have big fris to fry.

04:27:18.300 --> 04:27:21.180
Holy dork, bro. Oh my gosh.

04:27:22.700 --> 04:27:25.100
Yo, if you're on 4.9 a little bit, maybe in a little bit.

04:27:27.260 --> 04:27:31.020
Yeah, I can't click on anything anymore. Yo, you want to play Rocket League, baby? Later?

04:27:31.660 --> 04:27:34.220
Bro, I'm in League, bro. I'm in League of Legends right now.

04:27:35.740 --> 04:27:37.420
All right, bro. Whatever, bro.

04:27:37.420 --> 04:27:41.260
Yo, don't do that. Don't do that. Bro, you just now asked, man.

04:27:41.260 --> 04:27:42.260
Nice.

04:27:42.260 --> 04:27:46.060
I'd say you don't want to play video games, bro, whatever, doze.

04:27:46.060 --> 04:27:49.260
Nah, it's not even like that, Ron, come on, man.

04:27:49.260 --> 04:27:50.260
You know what, bro?

04:27:50.260 --> 04:27:51.260
That's fine, bro.

04:27:51.260 --> 04:27:54.260
I'll just go back to being alone with my friend Dylan, then.

04:27:54.260 --> 04:27:56.260
All right.

04:27:56.260 --> 04:27:58.260
Bro, yo, come on, man.

04:27:58.260 --> 04:27:59.260
Yo, we'll play soon, bro.

04:27:59.260 --> 04:28:01.260
You know what would make me feel better, bro?

04:28:01.260 --> 04:28:02.260
Just like a hundred gifted, bro.

04:28:02.260 --> 04:28:04.260
Like, I wouldn't even, like, be sad.

04:28:04.260 --> 04:28:06.260
Hanging up, hanging up, hanging up, bro.

04:28:06.260 --> 04:28:08.260
Chad, this guy didn't get an icon skin,

04:28:08.260 --> 04:28:10.980
and then guilt tripped me into finessing out her gifted.

04:28:10.980 --> 04:28:13.460
Yo, Jocz, are you ready?

04:28:13.460 --> 04:28:14.460
Yo, it's good.

04:28:14.460 --> 04:28:16.980
Yeah, I'm ready, are you?

04:28:16.980 --> 04:28:18.900
Are you ready for a fucking master class?

04:28:18.900 --> 04:28:20.660
Are you fucking ready?

04:28:20.660 --> 04:28:25.260
Okay, well, listen, listen, before the master class, you gotta open up the dock first, so

04:28:25.260 --> 04:28:27.060
I'll link it to you, okay?

04:28:27.060 --> 04:28:31.140
Let me have the documents on my right, okay, back, I got you.

04:28:31.140 --> 04:28:35.380
Yeah, because the thing is, Jinxie, what we need, okay, what we need is we need you to

04:28:35.380 --> 04:28:39.340
sit there and we need you to actually like walk in on this shit but on an

04:28:39.340 --> 04:28:47.540
unrelated note bro you got mood or bad fuck a one less one less cheater bro

04:28:47.540 --> 04:28:52.820
listen don't test I'm gonna add a delay to my stream because the stream slapping

04:28:52.820 --> 04:28:56.340
degenerates I played a game with case look yesterday and they banned wukong and

04:28:56.340 --> 04:29:01.220
warwick it's blatant spot so but added to the lab

04:29:05.380 --> 04:29:07.440
you

04:29:35.380 --> 04:29:51.940
Alright guys, real talk, how many kills is Jinxie getting on his first game without getting

04:29:51.940 --> 04:29:53.420
coached by me?

04:29:53.420 --> 04:30:00.900
I'm gonna be real, he's dropping out at least fucking 30, real talk.

04:30:00.900 --> 04:30:04.660
Like real talk, he's dropping out at least fucking 30, genuinely.

04:30:04.660 --> 04:30:10.940
Are you all starting in the way?

04:30:10.940 --> 04:30:13.420
Yeah, it's coming now.

04:30:13.420 --> 04:30:18.500
Alright, there we go.

04:30:18.500 --> 04:30:21.100
Let's go.

04:30:21.100 --> 04:30:22.260
Alright.

04:30:22.260 --> 04:30:28.700
The first time that I ever live-spectated him without saying anything.

04:30:28.700 --> 04:30:41.620
Well why is everyone saying zero? Zero kills, two kills, three kills, zero, zero, zero,

04:30:41.620 --> 04:30:50.260
six or seven? Let him check Muda's history, Muda's on a losing streak. Wait is that why

04:30:50.260 --> 04:30:59.940
Muda got banned, wait let me look at this. The chosen one, bro he's silver 4-0 all-p.

04:31:02.020 --> 04:31:07.780
He lost four games in a row. Okay wait let's actually watch his last game that he played.

04:31:09.060 --> 04:31:10.500
Did he like rage quit stream?

04:31:20.260 --> 04:31:33.460
I just spray jonded.

04:31:33.460 --> 04:31:40.460
Alright, job test.

04:31:40.460 --> 04:31:41.460
Yo, GenC.

04:31:41.460 --> 04:31:43.460
I'm going to make myself clear.

04:31:43.460 --> 04:31:46.060
Okay, share the screen and then say it.

04:31:46.060 --> 04:31:49.100
GenC Jungle Checklist is on the right.

04:31:49.100 --> 04:31:53.400
On my right monitor, on my left monitor, is League of Legends.

04:31:53.400 --> 04:31:55.580
I will not lose a single time tonight.

04:31:55.580 --> 04:31:58.260
I will have the highest yes in every lobby I play.

04:31:58.260 --> 04:32:01.020
I will absolutely murder everyone in the lobby.

04:32:01.020 --> 04:32:02.020
Okay?

04:32:02.020 --> 04:32:03.020
Are we ready?

04:32:03.020 --> 04:32:04.020
Yep.

04:32:04.020 --> 04:32:09.520
And then your middle monitor is misfortune and goon material.

04:32:09.520 --> 04:32:11.140
I don't have a middle monitor.

04:32:11.140 --> 04:32:12.740
Get your head out of the gutter.

04:32:12.740 --> 04:32:13.740
Let's go.

04:32:13.740 --> 04:32:14.740
Okay.

04:32:14.740 --> 04:32:15.740
Okay.

04:32:15.740 --> 04:32:16.740
Job test.

04:32:16.740 --> 04:32:17.740
Alright.

04:32:17.740 --> 04:32:18.740
We'll never lose again.

04:32:18.740 --> 04:32:22.380
You better fucking show it to me, instead of saying it, I better see it.

04:32:22.380 --> 04:32:24.940
Kitsum, Kitsum, Kitsum.

04:32:24.940 --> 04:32:28.140
Daddy Jitty doesn't lose anymore, Kitsum.

04:32:28.140 --> 04:32:30.420
Daddy Jitty doesn't lose no more, bro.

04:32:30.420 --> 04:32:32.740
I'm here to be the best, bro.

04:32:32.740 --> 04:32:36.940
I'm here to be the best fucking silver this game's ever seen.

04:32:36.940 --> 04:32:40.540
Okay, but Jensy, before we talk about League of Legends, I have a question for you about

04:32:40.540 --> 04:32:41.540
Alden Ring.

04:32:41.540 --> 04:32:42.540
Talk to me, bro.

04:32:42.540 --> 04:32:44.020
Hey, talk to me.

04:32:44.020 --> 04:32:48.580
Are the Alden Ring allegations true?

04:32:48.580 --> 04:32:51.220
What is the Elden Ring allegations?

04:32:51.220 --> 04:33:03.380
Did you fake beating Elden Ring the first time by having your brother play on a controller?

04:33:03.380 --> 04:33:11.100
When I played Elden Ring two years ago, when I played Elden Ring two years ago, I beat

04:33:11.100 --> 04:33:13.420
two, three bosses.

04:33:13.420 --> 04:33:23.060
quit the game in my third day okay and then my cousin played on a controller

04:33:23.060 --> 04:33:31.340
but not this year this time I will beat the game that was two years ago that was

04:33:31.340 --> 04:33:36.980
when I was an Elden quick bitch now I'm the Elden Lord bro I'm gonna beat it this

04:33:36.980 --> 04:33:41.980
This time, Dennis, when I am gonna need it.

04:33:42.820 --> 04:33:46.860
Okay, so Jynxie, you're forced to kill like Malinia then, right?

04:33:46.860 --> 04:33:48.540
I have to kill Malinia?

04:33:48.540 --> 04:33:51.420
I have to kill, I didn't remember any of the bosses names.

04:33:51.420 --> 04:33:53.500
I didn't remember any of the boss names.

04:33:53.500 --> 04:33:55.700
Chad, what's the hardest boss, Malinia?

04:33:55.700 --> 04:33:57.100
Yeah, by far.

04:33:57.100 --> 04:33:58.500
Yes, I have to kill her.

04:33:58.500 --> 04:33:59.340
Yes.

04:33:59.340 --> 04:34:01.500
So Jynxie, when I played Elden Ring,

04:34:01.500 --> 04:34:03.940
I think last year or a year and a half ago,

04:34:03.940 --> 04:34:05.620
and I went for Malinia,

04:34:05.620 --> 04:34:08.580
It took me about 48 hours just to kill her alone.

04:34:08.580 --> 04:34:12.180
I had 700 deaths on that one character.

04:34:12.180 --> 04:34:14.900
Well, I'm here to t-

04:34:15.980 --> 04:34:17.260
Oh my God, I thought what we got picked.

04:34:17.260 --> 04:34:19.100
Doc says I'm here to tell you, bro.

04:34:21.420 --> 04:34:24.300
It might literally take me a week to beat Elden Ring,

04:34:24.300 --> 04:34:25.940
but I'm gonna beat it, bro.

04:34:25.940 --> 04:34:28.260
It might literally take me a week to beat Elden Ring,

04:34:28.260 --> 04:34:29.640
but I will beat it, man.

04:34:29.640 --> 04:34:32.660
Even if it takes 120 fucking hours,

04:34:32.660 --> 04:34:34.500
and people say I'm a fucking loser,

04:34:34.500 --> 04:34:37.400
and i i can't progress and i'll never progress

04:34:37.400 --> 04:34:39.600
i will be there

04:34:39.600 --> 04:34:40.760
in our jing see

04:34:40.760 --> 04:34:42.200
i believe in you bro

04:34:42.200 --> 04:34:44.000
balahi

04:34:44.000 --> 04:34:46.480
what the fuck is that supposed to be

04:34:46.480 --> 04:34:48.280
all you said

04:34:48.280 --> 04:34:51.800
you think i'm skilled enough gamer to beat the game

04:34:51.800 --> 04:34:55.120
on the market yeah because alvin ring is just like a timing it's like playing

04:34:55.120 --> 04:34:56.040
guitar hero

04:34:56.040 --> 04:35:00.080
we get a guitar here was a kid

04:35:00.080 --> 04:35:02.080
i never played guitar hero

04:35:02.080 --> 04:35:09.080
what about that's that's revolution you ever played that

04:35:10.000 --> 04:35:12.140
i never played dance dance revolution

04:35:12.140 --> 04:35:14.040
no i never played any of that

04:35:14.040 --> 04:35:19.280
bro it like okay it's out in the heart of the league of legends

04:35:19.280 --> 04:35:20.420
uh...

04:35:20.420 --> 04:35:23.360
it's okay i think of this regime c

04:35:23.360 --> 04:35:27.200
and i'll do it or maybe like let's see fifteen remembrance bosses you need to

04:35:27.200 --> 04:35:28.640
kill fifteen bosses

04:35:28.640 --> 04:35:31.040
and one of those bosses alone

04:35:31.040 --> 04:35:34.040
could take you literally an entire day.

04:35:34.040 --> 04:35:36.080
I'm not even trolling.

04:35:36.080 --> 04:35:39.200
How many bosses are in the main Elvin Ring game?

04:35:39.200 --> 04:35:42.000
The main other, it's about, I think, like,

04:35:42.000 --> 04:35:45.840
so if I'm not mistaken, there's a total of 21,

04:35:45.840 --> 04:35:47.640
because I think it's like 12 Remembrance

04:35:47.640 --> 04:35:49.600
and then nine other ones.

04:36:01.040 --> 04:36:06.040
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what?

04:36:06.040 --> 04:36:07.040
What?

04:36:07.040 --> 04:36:10.040
There's 12 to 14 mandatory bosses.

04:36:10.040 --> 04:36:13.040
Yeah, but you're doing all the remembrance bosses.

04:36:13.040 --> 04:36:15.040
That means you need to do the optional ones too.

04:36:15.040 --> 04:36:17.040
The remembrance ones.

04:36:17.040 --> 04:36:18.040
What?

04:36:18.040 --> 04:36:21.040
Bro, that's what you said in your tweet.

04:36:21.040 --> 04:36:23.040
And your announcement, that's everything you said.

04:36:23.040 --> 04:36:27.040
You said you're going to do all the, like, all the, like, actual bosses.

04:36:27.040 --> 04:36:33.040
the Remembrance Boss is not just storyline ones. Wait, but no, I was gonna do the storyline

04:36:33.040 --> 04:36:37.040
ones and then millennia. Are the Remembrance ones hard?

04:36:37.040 --> 04:36:44.040
Uh, well, they're not like millennia is a Remembrance one, right?

04:36:44.040 --> 04:36:47.040
Yeah, but she's not the most famous boss ever, right?

04:36:47.040 --> 04:36:49.040
Yep.

04:36:49.040 --> 04:36:51.040
Have you beat Elden Ring?

04:36:51.040 --> 04:36:53.040
Yes, I'm the DLC.

04:36:53.040 --> 04:36:58.040
So do I have the skill set to beat Elden Ring, honestly, as a gamer?

04:36:58.040 --> 04:37:00.760
Okay, Jynxie, do you want me to give you the truth?

04:37:00.760 --> 04:37:02.320
Give me the dead honest truth.

04:37:02.320 --> 04:37:05.320
Can I beat Elden Ring in a week?

04:37:05.320 --> 04:37:06.760
You can do it in three days.

04:37:06.760 --> 04:37:08.280
Bro, that's cat.

04:37:08.280 --> 04:37:09.280
That's fucking cat.

04:37:09.280 --> 04:37:10.960
I'll tell you why, Jynxie.

04:37:10.960 --> 04:37:11.960
Why?

04:37:11.960 --> 04:37:16.000
Because there was a tweet I released about a week ago saying that if you stick out your

04:37:16.000 --> 04:37:18.840
tongue for 40 seconds, you'll remove all your cortisol.

04:37:18.840 --> 04:37:23.440
So if you just game Elden Ring, and you have your tongue sticking up the whole time, and

04:37:23.440 --> 04:37:28.160
you're like making panting sounds, it's going to reduce your cortisol to a point where you're

04:37:28.160 --> 04:37:31.880
going to be able to actually just go 1v9 mode every game, do you understand?

04:37:31.880 --> 04:37:36.680
If I stick my tongue out for 45 seconds, it lowers my cortisol.

04:37:36.680 --> 04:37:38.920
Yeah, even more than my therapy.

04:37:38.920 --> 04:37:40.800
I'm not even trolling.

04:37:40.800 --> 04:37:41.960
I'm not doing that, bro.

04:37:41.960 --> 04:37:44.120
That's not going to help with cortisol at all, bro.

04:37:44.120 --> 04:37:46.680
Jinxy, it was a tweet, bro. It was a tweet.

04:37:46.680 --> 04:37:49.400
It was a tweet tweeted by some guy on Twitter.

04:37:49.400 --> 04:37:52.320
Like, you cannot not believe this shit, bro.

04:37:52.320 --> 04:37:56.360
Bro, my entire chat is saying I'm not going to be able to beat the game.

04:37:58.200 --> 04:38:00.760
None of them believe. Can we run a poll?

04:38:00.760 --> 04:38:02.560
Run a poll, y'all.

04:38:02.560 --> 04:38:05.320
None of them believe, man. Literally none of them.

04:38:06.520 --> 04:38:08.960
Okay. Jinxy, do you want to know what I believe in?

04:38:08.960 --> 04:38:14.080
Jinxy, I will sell my soul if you beat the game in three days.

04:38:14.080 --> 04:38:16.560
but there's no believe in the chat bro

04:38:16.560 --> 04:38:20.760
yeah two years ago i was out in quay yes i was out in quay

04:38:20.760 --> 04:38:27.760
now i'm out in lord jake see you'll see about your all fucking see

04:38:27.760 --> 04:38:32.200
jake see are you ready to hit silver now this is your first test

04:38:32.200 --> 04:38:37.320
miss london i'm bronze four i'm not going to get sober right now

04:38:37.320 --> 04:38:42.120
bronze three you're one one from bronze three but dot s when you come to

04:38:42.120 --> 04:38:49.880
Florida I'll probably get a hit silver but Lee hi I believe you wait but chat like

04:38:49.880 --> 04:38:54.360
should I even fight all of those bosses bro how long would that take there's more

04:38:54.360 --> 04:38:59.080
remembrance bosses than main story bosses that would take like actually a

04:38:59.080 --> 04:39:05.600
week yeah but it's aura so you think if I beat all the remembrance bosses and all

04:39:05.600 --> 04:39:09.800
the main story bosses that's maximum aura yep and you're not allowed doing a

04:39:09.800 --> 04:39:13.620
A strength build or a bleed build and you're not allowed putting points in health

04:39:13.620 --> 04:39:18.240
You need to do an actual real run no magic either and no ranged weapons

04:39:18.560 --> 04:39:21.440
Bro, what the fuck does that even mean what?

04:39:22.280 --> 04:39:29.080
Jinxie if you don't beat Elden rank like listen, you're not allowed magic strength or bleed and also no points in health

04:39:30.720 --> 04:39:35.000
But I thought I was just not allowed runes. I thought not a lot of runes is like what everybody does

04:39:35.000 --> 04:39:42.000
Yeah, but I'm gonna be honest like, okay, you need to run to red now. Being a magic user is even more cringe than using summons.

04:39:42.000 --> 04:39:47.000
Okay, wait, Jinx, are you ready? I'm gonna mute my mic. Are you ready for the old seed? Do you have it on your second monitor?

04:39:47.000 --> 04:39:50.000
Wait, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

04:39:50.000 --> 04:39:55.000
Okay, okay, wait, Jinx, I'm muting mic. I'm gonna be evaluating everything. Go!

04:39:55.000 --> 04:39:59.000
I'm late to my buff because I warded too late.

04:39:59.000 --> 04:40:05.520
Yeah, so in the future what you do is you run out of base to your opposite buff then you run for the top one

04:40:05.520 --> 04:40:07.520
I know we were talking about Elden Ring

04:40:07.880 --> 04:40:11.600
Okay, so it's okay. I'm only deducted points for that. All right, I'm watching. Thank you

04:40:17.480 --> 04:40:19.480
Run faster!

04:40:19.480 --> 04:40:22.920
We are the runs! They all run!

04:40:29.000 --> 04:40:35.000
Bavaraj! Wait don't test. Do I upgrade my E second or my W?

04:40:35.000 --> 04:40:38.000
No Warwick, W. W and you smite, don't forget.

04:40:41.000 --> 04:40:43.000
Alright, I'm back to mute.

04:40:50.000 --> 04:40:53.000
We don't drone. That's it, we're done.

04:40:53.000 --> 04:40:57.000
Our teammates can go fuck themselves because they're worth all these pieces of shit.

04:40:57.000 --> 04:41:05.880
We got to get our camp so we can solo win the game.

04:41:05.880 --> 04:41:12.880
No first bloods yet, interesante.

04:41:12.880 --> 04:41:16.120
So Jhinx, I want you to be informative about everything you're doing.

04:41:16.120 --> 04:41:19.840
So even while you're clearing camps, just say like, I'm auto attacking, I'm backing

04:41:19.840 --> 04:41:21.800
up, like be informative about everything.

04:41:21.800 --> 04:41:24.160
So now we're on top of our full clear.

04:41:24.160 --> 04:41:26.160
We have blue buff up shortly.

04:41:26.160 --> 04:41:27.820
We're going to look on to a gank soon.

04:41:27.820 --> 04:41:31.920
If not, we're going to go into scut and then work on to the recall into

04:41:31.920 --> 04:41:33.480
crugs back into another top spot.

04:41:33.600 --> 04:41:34.200
Oh, clear.

04:41:34.760 --> 04:41:37.880
We can go for a double scut fight, but it's way too of a high variance line.

04:41:37.880 --> 04:41:38.720
So we're not going to do that.

04:41:39.200 --> 04:41:40.640
Our face is getting pushed back.

04:41:41.000 --> 04:41:44.320
Um, we could look for a mid gank maybe, but probably not.

04:41:44.760 --> 04:41:47.460
It's all going to be very timing to base, um, timing based.

04:41:47.980 --> 04:41:48.760
And we're going to see what happens.

04:41:49.120 --> 04:41:50.220
We have our blue buff.

04:41:50.220 --> 04:41:51.080
We have our red buff.

04:41:51.080 --> 04:41:53.600
We're going to look into gromp and then after gromp, we're going to

04:41:53.600 --> 04:41:56.140
assess the situation right now.

04:41:56.160 --> 04:42:02.160
But it's winning, but we can't gank that because it's just going to be a tower dive into it.

04:42:02.160 --> 04:42:08.160
Mid gank looks good. We could go scut into mid gank, but I don't know. That might mess up our timing.

04:42:08.160 --> 04:42:13.160
Fizz is back. I think TF rolled back. So we're just going to go and do scut into a recall there.

04:42:13.160 --> 04:42:16.160
Who comes next? We have to have G-R-W because G-R-W is important.

04:42:16.160 --> 04:42:21.160
We might have a fight on Kane. We see the enemy jungler below us.

04:42:21.160 --> 04:42:27.960
This is interesting. This is our scut for the taking though because enemy jungler is below us

04:42:27.960 --> 04:42:29.960
We could actually get two scuts

04:42:29.960 --> 04:42:36.820
So we're gonna go for a second scut now because we saw Kane bot so we know Kane didn't do top scut

04:42:36.820 --> 04:42:41.160
So now we get both scuts and recall we could look on to a mordekank after

04:42:41.680 --> 04:42:43.680
If our mouth fight can TP

04:42:43.960 --> 04:42:47.460
Malfight's TP and we could look on to a more mordekank after we smite this

04:42:47.800 --> 04:42:50.760
They get first blood, but it's okay because we might have a mordekank

04:42:51.160 --> 04:42:57.380
We have Fog of Wars, we don't know. If Mord's not here for the game, who come collected we just recall. Yep, Mord's gone to recall.

04:42:58.960 --> 04:43:00.960
Simple.

04:43:00.960 --> 04:43:06.400
Absolutely perfect gameplay from the kid right now. Now, we're gonna buy. What item do we buy with Warwick?

04:43:06.400 --> 04:43:13.600
Tiamat. Baradvain, Baradvoon, Intokrot, 32 CS, CS Mogging, the fuck out of all these pussies.

04:43:13.960 --> 04:43:18.600
CS Mogging, every pussy in here. Malfide said, come back, Warwick, you have

04:43:18.600 --> 04:43:24.320
CTE. Alright, there we go. Had to type to our teammate. He's a bronze, Malphite

04:43:24.320 --> 04:43:32.640
top player, and he hasn't been sentient since birth. Now we're gonna read our

04:43:32.640 --> 04:43:38.880
sheet here. We're gonna read our sheet, and then we're gonna go... okay, all good.

04:43:38.880 --> 04:43:42.960
Now we fall back. We got to kite towards our next camp because

04:43:42.960 --> 04:43:45.640
kiting towards the next camp is really important. One of the first things we

04:43:45.640 --> 04:43:49.740
learned as a good jungler you always got a kite towards the next camp. Our next

04:43:49.740 --> 04:43:54.820
camp is, well we have no available ganks right now. Look on to another talk about

04:43:54.820 --> 04:44:00.500
Polklare. Dragon's up shortly. We should probably head dragon because we know

04:44:00.500 --> 04:44:05.580
Kane's showing but I don't know if we have Pryo for this. Maybe we do have

04:44:05.580 --> 04:44:11.140
Pryo. Here's where my head explodes. I think I should...

04:44:11.140 --> 04:44:16.140
Yeah, I don't actually know.

04:44:16.140 --> 04:44:23.140
Jacey, you don't know, you read the document, follow exactly what it says you are being

04:44:23.140 --> 04:44:24.140
graded right now.

04:44:24.140 --> 04:44:30.140
If your bot or mid is getting pushed in, gank, if your bot or mid are pushing in and

04:44:30.140 --> 04:44:32.140
it was on a tower, go drag.

04:44:32.140 --> 04:44:36.140
Well, what does it mean if they're in the middle?

04:44:36.140 --> 04:44:38.140
So, if they're in the middle, then you look at HP.

04:44:38.140 --> 04:44:42.740
HP if they're low HP then you can look for a gank if they're high HP ping for dragon

04:44:48.900 --> 04:44:50.900
Okay, this feels like drag

04:44:51.540 --> 04:44:54.660
Who they're made of me with a gank man. That's the main HP

04:44:58.100 --> 04:45:03.660
Yeah, okay, they're mid HP so if they're mid HP we get it

04:45:08.140 --> 04:45:12.020
Alright, now we get Scott into Dragon.

04:45:12.020 --> 04:45:13.020
Come here.

04:45:13.020 --> 04:45:14.140
I got to ping in my idiots.

04:45:14.140 --> 04:45:15.140
Come here, Fizz.

04:45:15.140 --> 04:45:16.140
Come here.

04:45:16.140 --> 04:45:20.420
Daddy Warwick consults you.

04:45:20.420 --> 04:45:22.140
Now we go Dragon.

04:45:22.140 --> 04:45:27.060
We got to make sure we go Dragon, save our smite for Scott.

04:45:27.060 --> 04:45:29.060
This is free dragon because

04:45:44.660 --> 04:45:46.660
So coach what happened there?

04:45:47.900 --> 04:45:49.580
Coach what happened there?

04:45:49.580 --> 04:45:55.140
So there you saw your balling was recalling and you forced dragon when you knew the enemy balling was staying

04:45:55.140 --> 04:45:57.940
So you should have just run for the crabbin to recall.

04:45:57.940 --> 04:46:01.440
I didn't see that they were recalling, I have CTE.

04:46:01.440 --> 04:46:04.440
Yep, that's why GenC, we're gonna talk about it after.

04:46:04.440 --> 04:46:07.440
You need to look at your menu map, I'm going back to meeting.

04:46:15.440 --> 04:46:17.440
RUN FASTAAA!

04:46:17.440 --> 04:46:21.440
Alright, it looks like we're losing every lane and it's all my fault.

04:46:22.440 --> 04:46:24.440
W account of betelgeist.

04:46:25.140 --> 04:46:30.580
We have our R, which is like, basically the first time you try it with a Luber King, so

04:46:30.580 --> 04:46:31.820
this is good.

04:46:31.820 --> 04:46:37.180
We may be able to bust some ass open with the R.

04:46:37.180 --> 04:46:38.740
We'll just have to see.

04:46:38.740 --> 04:46:41.020
I don't know much about Squishy Vate.

04:46:41.020 --> 04:46:45.860
I think he's squishy.

04:46:45.860 --> 04:46:47.860
Probably should have did a better job of kiting there.

04:46:47.860 --> 04:46:51.700
I'm gonna go here and then go into the Rift Tarot because objective is important.

04:46:51.700 --> 04:46:55.700
Coach, if my teammates are always losing their lane, can I never do any objectives?

04:46:56.700 --> 04:47:00.700
Um, it would be risky. You're better off just focusing though.

04:47:00.700 --> 04:47:02.700
Remember, follow the documents.

04:47:02.700 --> 04:47:06.700
Yep, let me pull the document right back up because I tapped out because I did that.

04:47:06.700 --> 04:47:07.700
Alright.

04:47:07.700 --> 04:47:08.700
Back to you.

04:47:15.700 --> 04:47:17.700
Top to bottom full clear. Look for a gank.

04:47:17.700 --> 04:47:20.700
Top to bottom full clear, look for a gank. Top to bottom full clear, look for a gank.

04:47:21.700 --> 04:47:40.620
Kite! Kite! Kite! This is a gank. I have everything. I have my R. This is a gank. Gromp first. I think

04:47:40.620 --> 04:47:45.140
they're recalling. Nah, I don't think they're recalling because play would've- Alright, I

04:47:45.140 --> 04:47:48.040
I have to go now.

04:47:48.040 --> 04:47:59.920
I can't lollygag, I can't dilly-dally, these are cute kills.

04:47:59.920 --> 04:48:01.360
Nice guys!

04:48:01.360 --> 04:48:05.240
Now we do a nice little wave tax.

04:48:05.240 --> 04:48:10.840
Okay, we're gonna look onto the gromp and do a recall here.

04:48:10.840 --> 04:48:14.000
Let's f**k out of here!

04:48:14.000 --> 04:48:17.440
I'm not gonna lie, it's looking borderline perfect so far, keep it up.

04:48:18.560 --> 04:48:19.560
Coach, thank you.

04:48:19.880 --> 04:48:21.800
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!

04:48:21.960 --> 04:48:22.460
Alright.

04:48:22.800 --> 04:48:25.040
Mordegod bruvs, interesting.

04:48:26.000 --> 04:48:27.600
I wish my top laner would do that for me.

04:48:33.760 --> 04:48:37.400
Now remember, you're gonna buy a Blade of the Rune King before you finish your Titanic Hydra.

04:48:38.760 --> 04:48:40.840
Always or just now? Always or just now?

04:48:40.840 --> 04:48:42.040
Yes, always, always, always, always.

04:48:42.040 --> 04:48:42.540
Done.

04:48:42.540 --> 04:48:46.540
permanently remembered perfectly

04:48:51.140 --> 04:48:58.740
crab crab why crab you have to explain that because the thing is that the

04:48:58.740 --> 04:49:02.100
enemy jungler like 30 seconds ago recalled so we know for a fact that the

04:49:02.100 --> 04:49:06.220
crab is so up so if you can fit it into your timer then you might as well

04:49:06.220 --> 04:49:09.980
understood thank you coach you to go to the game thank you that's right the best

04:49:09.980 --> 04:49:14.320
player in North America don't ask you yep no jinx them and one look at your

04:49:14.320 --> 04:49:18.000
mini-map here cuz there's there might be an opportunity but I see it I see it

04:49:18.000 --> 04:49:24.980
I see it come here come here dumb dumb no he's flash B you go crud snow

04:49:24.980 --> 04:49:30.000
sparks there you go all right I'm back to me sorry coach I'm a piece of human

04:49:30.000 --> 04:49:35.600
garbage 77 CS those CS mogging the fuck out of the entire lobby but that's just

04:49:35.600 --> 04:49:39.840
kind of what I do that's what I fucking do we're gonna make sure we're using our

04:49:39.840 --> 04:49:43.640
tool out we have to use our active a lot chat if I want to be silver we got to

04:49:43.640 --> 04:49:46.440
use our active guys

04:49:51.320 --> 04:49:56.400
an ally has been slain by the Swiss of fates one HP so I'm gonna overheat

04:49:56.400 --> 04:50:03.720
coach oh this is all right yeah it's good to go for it what happened I got

04:50:03.720 --> 04:50:06.720
That's actually unlucky. Just go rafters. That's actually really unlucky.

04:50:06.720 --> 04:50:10.720
So, why is he able to just stun me in mid-air? Like, is my ult even good?

04:50:10.720 --> 04:50:17.720
No, so that was unironically just an unironically interaction because Twisted Fate has a card that he can throw that stuns.

04:50:17.720 --> 04:50:22.720
And before it gets stunned after his ult connects, then it makes it so that your ult cancels.

04:50:22.720 --> 04:50:26.720
And his timing was unironically insane, so it's a just unlucky. Keep playing.

04:50:26.720 --> 04:50:29.720
So was it unlucky or did he just outplay me?

04:50:29.720 --> 04:50:33.400
No, no, like he doesn't know what he's doing. He's brain dead. It's Slayer just on my key

04:50:35.720 --> 04:50:37.840
All right, I'm watching what about a nice kill

04:50:38.400 --> 04:50:41.640
Cuz like I feel like our in those the only way I catch him. You know what I mean before tower

04:50:42.760 --> 04:50:46.280
Yeah, I agree. I can keep talking keep talking. I'm looking yep

04:50:46.280 --> 04:50:54.720
Talked about full clear into the dragon dragons up soon our mid looks decent our bot looks okay, but they're recalling

04:50:55.880 --> 04:50:57.880
Our bot doesn't look good cuz he's recalling

04:50:57.880 --> 04:51:00.600
So I'd be doing the same thing I did earlier when I'm forcing it.

04:51:00.600 --> 04:51:03.000
I shouldn't force this.

04:51:03.000 --> 04:51:07.640
Um, so I guess I recall here.

04:51:07.640 --> 04:51:12.640
Because this would just be so forced.

04:51:12.640 --> 04:51:13.640
Kane showed mid.

04:51:13.640 --> 04:51:14.640
This is fine.

04:51:14.640 --> 04:51:15.640
Kane showed mid.

04:51:15.640 --> 04:51:17.640
Nah, my teammate has CTE.

04:51:17.640 --> 04:51:26.440
I have to hunt down this Kane.

04:51:26.440 --> 04:51:27.440
Dog shit loser.

04:51:27.440 --> 04:51:29.880
jungle or death, jungle or death, jungle or death.

04:51:29.880 --> 04:51:32.520
Now we have dragon, cause they have no cannon,

04:51:32.520 --> 04:51:34.080
they can't smite.

04:51:34.080 --> 04:51:37.040
Can't can't shoot, actually can't get his help.

04:51:37.040 --> 04:51:39.600
They can't 3v2, they can't 3v3.

04:51:39.600 --> 04:51:43.640
Our mid is not showing, their mid's not showing,

04:51:43.640 --> 04:51:44.480
this is scary.

04:51:45.520 --> 04:51:50.520
I have smite up in one, smite, perfectly,

04:51:52.360 --> 04:51:53.500
assisted fate shows.

04:51:57.440 --> 04:52:03.360
Um, my Jhin has CTE, so he lets us all die.

04:52:03.360 --> 04:52:04.920
On the bright side we get the dragon.

04:52:04.920 --> 04:52:06.920
Coach, what could I have done better there?

04:52:06.920 --> 04:52:07.920
Not leave with R?

04:52:07.920 --> 04:52:13.880
Okay, I'll explain it to you after the game, but there it's a, it's again an intention

04:52:13.880 --> 04:52:14.880
gap, but it's fine.

04:52:14.880 --> 04:52:15.880
Keep playing, you're doing well.

04:52:15.880 --> 04:52:19.400
I'll explain it after the game though, because it's a difficult concept.

04:52:19.400 --> 04:52:24.120
Well, I killed Cain in Gap Dragon, so I guess it's fine.

04:52:24.120 --> 04:52:33.120
I think the best play is to weigh in base here to get my complete my board, I think.

04:52:33.120 --> 04:52:34.600
That's probably the best play.

04:52:34.600 --> 04:52:38.520
Now I have a zero goal, which is perfectly.

04:52:38.520 --> 04:52:42.600
Now we go into the buff, top to bottom full clear, same old, same old, rinse and repeat,

04:52:42.600 --> 04:52:43.600
lock the fucking.

04:52:43.600 --> 04:52:48.800
Let's fucking win some fucking ballgames today, eh?

04:52:48.800 --> 04:52:50.280
Let's do this shit.

04:52:50.280 --> 04:52:52.200
No more losing, man.

04:52:52.200 --> 04:52:53.200
tired of this

04:52:58.000 --> 04:53:00.000
more chest top all good

04:53:04.000 --> 04:53:06.500
talked about full clear, same old same old

04:53:09.700 --> 04:53:11.000
this might stop in 8 seconds

04:53:11.700 --> 04:53:12.700
mord's

04:53:13.600 --> 04:53:17.000
fighting malphite, malphite, tower diving

04:53:17.500 --> 04:53:18.500
should be good

04:53:18.500 --> 04:53:23.940
Can't gank, can't gank, can't gank.

04:53:23.940 --> 04:53:24.940
So Top of the Folkner.

04:53:24.940 --> 04:53:25.940
Top.

04:53:25.940 --> 04:53:31.500
Top of the Folkner, we have all of our camps up, this is really good, really good.

04:53:31.500 --> 04:53:35.820
This looks like a game where I'm gonna be the one to take over main character Jimmy.

04:53:35.820 --> 04:53:38.820
Raptor dead.

04:53:38.820 --> 04:53:44.780
Kill this, kill this.

04:53:44.780 --> 04:53:59.660
Kill this, this might early be good to kite, pre-smite, my dog dies Tommy, hide here, can't

04:53:59.660 --> 04:54:11.220
gank that, can't gank that, maybe can gank, hold up, that Quay looks very very free, mid

04:54:11.220 --> 04:54:25.220
He's getting ganked which is totally fine, I don't care about my brain dead teammate.

04:54:25.220 --> 04:54:26.220
Perfectly.

04:54:26.220 --> 04:54:30.220
Beautiful gank from the kid and we hit a recall here in the bush.

04:54:30.220 --> 04:54:36.220
Always you call it a bush, never recall in the open.

04:54:36.220 --> 04:54:39.220
Just literally beautiful gank for that green jhin season, let's go.

04:54:39.220 --> 04:54:40.220
Holy CS log.

04:54:40.220 --> 04:54:42.540
Okay, we're gonna buy

04:54:44.540 --> 04:54:47.020
Get the blood the ones. Yep. My tracks

04:54:49.380 --> 04:54:54.420
Herald's up soon. I'm gonna soon came to recall because he was just fighting and tanking that maybe not

04:54:55.260 --> 04:54:57.260
Try go top crab

04:54:58.020 --> 04:55:01.460
Boss winning mids losing. I

04:55:02.140 --> 04:55:07.680
Could go top crab. What is this? I don't know what this I is coach. What is this coach? What is that?

04:55:07.680 --> 04:55:10.680
It's a riptile to get it.

04:55:10.680 --> 04:55:13.680
What is that eye that was above my head?

04:55:13.680 --> 04:55:16.680
Oh, the eye means that they have vision use so they know you're there.

04:55:16.680 --> 04:55:20.680
So when TF uses ult, he gets vision of everybody in the map.

04:55:20.680 --> 04:55:25.680
This feels like an almost guaranteed gank by Kain, but I don't know if Kain can fight me.

04:55:25.680 --> 04:55:28.680
I don't know if Kain's stronger than up to fight me.

04:55:28.680 --> 04:55:37.160
We smite, grab the eye, and then why don't we just push the top wave?

04:55:37.160 --> 04:55:38.660
Why not?

04:55:38.660 --> 04:55:42.000
Here, Malfi.

04:55:42.000 --> 04:55:43.000
Me and you, baby.

04:55:43.000 --> 04:55:44.000
Let's push this.

04:55:44.000 --> 04:55:46.000
Let's push that.

04:56:14.000 --> 04:56:18.000
coach is that good or bad?

04:56:18.000 --> 04:56:22.000
uh well you did that was uh it was obviously horrendous

04:56:22.000 --> 04:56:24.000
but we'll go over it after

04:56:24.000 --> 04:56:28.000
why was it horrendous? like why? I'm fighting a lot of pain

04:56:28.000 --> 04:56:32.000
no no no hold on are all of your camps up?

04:56:32.000 --> 04:56:35.000
now they are but they weren't when I did that play that's why I did that play

04:56:35.000 --> 04:56:39.000
yes they were but no no when you did that play your crugs were coming up

04:56:39.000 --> 04:56:43.000
if you were to folk uh I'll go over it after but just know that that one actually was on you

04:56:43.000 --> 04:56:45.000
We're going to discuss it after though, okay?

04:56:51.800 --> 04:56:56.700
Like, Jinx, I'm noticing that your biggest issues right now are you're not looking enough at the minimap.

04:56:56.700 --> 04:56:59.700
So I want you to be looking at the minimap more for more information.

04:56:59.700 --> 04:57:02.200
It's going to give you all the info you need, okay?

04:57:04.900 --> 04:57:10.800
We're doing good! Keeping informative. Like, outside of that one play, that was your only grief of the game so far, unironically.

04:57:10.800 --> 04:57:13.620
But keeping informant, keep talking to us. Let us know what's going on.

04:57:13.620 --> 04:57:14.120
Okay.

04:57:14.880 --> 04:57:17.680
Top's about full clear here. Look onto the gank. We have vision on Kain.

04:57:17.680 --> 04:57:20.920
We know Kain's gonna look on a dragon soon. We should probably follow up.

04:57:21.400 --> 04:57:23.960
Um, he's on dragon now. We need to go right now.

04:57:24.340 --> 04:57:25.640
This is priority number one.

04:57:25.920 --> 04:57:27.040
We need to gank dragon.

04:57:27.640 --> 04:57:29.480
Fizz, I'm coming. Come back, Fizz. Come back.

04:57:30.640 --> 04:57:33.320
W to find vision on Kain. We see Kain's spear.

04:57:34.600 --> 04:57:35.100
Nope.

04:57:35.280 --> 04:57:36.200
Our dragon's gone.

04:57:36.880 --> 04:57:40.080
Me and your Fizz. Come here, Jamcans. We can finish this quick. I have 1400 smite.

04:57:40.080 --> 04:57:43.120
Cain could try to steal, participate, jumps me,

04:57:46.720 --> 04:57:51.680
kill the TF, smite the Cain to finish the kill, because I don't need smite if he's dead!

04:57:52.440 --> 04:57:54.440
And that's a goddamn jungler.

04:57:54.440 --> 04:57:55.940
DEATH!

04:57:55.940 --> 04:57:57.940
SUCK MY DEAD!

04:57:58.040 --> 04:58:04.120
Very good, okay, keep it up. I'm watching. Now we have scut fattish here. We know Cain's dead, so maybe we could like

04:58:05.120 --> 04:58:07.960
shovel away before we recall, now we're just gonna recall. We have red buff.

04:58:07.960 --> 04:58:13.020
not recalling we make this piece of shit beautiful beautiful beautiful we recall

04:58:13.020 --> 04:58:18.580
we buy we go red buff titanic hydro now perfectly we see more we can't gank this

04:58:18.580 --> 04:58:21.700
he has 85 thousand health and the cringiest most disgusting old in the

04:58:21.700 --> 04:58:26.700
game we're not even gonna touch him you can't fight him you can you can I can

04:58:26.700 --> 04:58:32.660
yes you can it looks like me fizz and Tomcans are collapsing on this could get

04:58:32.660 --> 04:58:38.660
interesting. We're gonna W now. I don't want to get ulted. Oh, we're four of you wanting

04:58:38.660 --> 04:58:43.980
him. He's dead as fuck, okay. Okay, we followed the red circle because that's where he has

04:58:43.980 --> 04:58:54.760
gaius, his ult is. We E now, we Q. He just woke up in hell. He woke up with four dudes

04:58:54.760 --> 04:58:58.860
on him. That was like straight out of like fucking, can't say that on Twitch. Alright,

04:58:58.860 --> 04:58:59.860
nice. Let's go.

04:58:59.860 --> 04:59:07.560
Okay, so now Gen. C, just as a general rule of thumb, right now is when you start wanting to do the Ul-C strategy.

04:59:07.560 --> 04:59:13.200
Because now everyone's going to be everywhere. So the early game is done now. It's time for Ul-C.

04:59:13.200 --> 04:59:21.600
Got it. Start pushing waves. Objective lane counter jungle. Objective lane counter jungle. Trickle down.

04:59:22.860 --> 04:59:28.400
158 CS. The best player in the goddamn lobby, man. Let's go. We have blue buff up. Got to get our blue buff.

04:59:29.860 --> 04:59:33.500
TF looks fuckable. Probably fuck him.

04:59:33.500 --> 04:59:36.860
Quasemid Vell. Here comes the group.

04:59:36.860 --> 04:59:41.860
All good, all good.

04:59:41.860 --> 04:59:45.300
Camps. Top camps are coming up.

04:59:45.300 --> 04:59:48.300
Mid could get shoved.

04:59:48.300 --> 04:59:53.220
Mott should get shoved too.

04:59:53.220 --> 04:59:56.220
Gotta use that cannon.

04:59:56.220 --> 04:59:58.220
Okay

05:00:00.440 --> 05:00:02.440
We don't

05:00:03.660 --> 05:00:07.440
Should probably recall by because I'm rich and then go top to bottom

05:00:09.000 --> 05:00:15.200
Maybe not even top to bottom just top camps and then shove top way top camps and then show top maybe

05:00:17.160 --> 05:00:20.840
Make my teammates taking my way or taking my camps

05:00:22.280 --> 05:00:24.280
All right, so now everybody's grouping

05:00:24.280 --> 05:00:26.280
newbie here for the group fights

05:00:29.680 --> 05:00:34.680
Okay, we could definitely shove that top wave because more children more to Mike come though

05:00:36.760 --> 05:00:42.360
Yeah more to a bot they're all bots. I'm gonna push top wave. I'm gonna get Scott crab push top

05:00:43.480 --> 05:00:49.680
My anti piece of shit teammates are dying because we're horrible to have no sentience all good daddy's gonna save the game

05:00:50.080 --> 05:00:52.080
We do that and let me shove this topic

05:00:54.280 --> 05:01:07.600
They're all here. They're all here. Ping baron, ping baron. Here you can baron. Ping baron.

05:01:07.600 --> 05:01:12.560
Ping malphite, ping baron. So this is one of those rare cases where like you can do it.

05:01:12.560 --> 05:01:16.240
The reason why you're doing it Jinx is because your top laner is here and the enemy are all

05:01:16.240 --> 05:01:19.920
ball lane. So they're never going to fight you on this which means baron is free to understand.

05:01:19.920 --> 05:01:23.400
Yeah that makes perfect sense. I have no smile so it's a good good die to see if they

05:01:23.400 --> 05:01:25.240
no no no no they're not going to

05:01:25.240 --> 05:01:28.120
but this is the thing, it's like ulcy includes baron

05:01:28.120 --> 05:01:31.240
but it's just that when it comes to baron you have to be very cautious about doing it, okay?

05:01:31.240 --> 05:01:32.240
yep, yep, got it

05:01:35.000 --> 05:01:37.000
do not get off this, do not get off this

05:01:38.200 --> 05:01:40.280
oh fuck, this could be bad now

05:01:40.280 --> 05:01:41.920
no no, keep doing it, I'll keep doing it

05:01:41.920 --> 05:01:43.480
why did malphite stop?

05:01:43.480 --> 05:01:44.840
why did malphite stop?

05:01:44.840 --> 05:01:46.840
because he has CT, he has CT

05:01:48.120 --> 05:01:51.120
we would have already been done malphite, fucking idiot

05:01:51.120 --> 05:01:52.640
that's one?

05:01:52.640 --> 05:01:54.640
Okay. Alright. Not a lady play.

05:02:01.440 --> 05:02:02.640
We were true here, guys.

05:02:03.640 --> 05:02:05.640
I mean, you guys are so worthless, man.

05:02:07.340 --> 05:02:09.640
Why would we fight that? It's so unnecessary.

05:02:10.640 --> 05:02:12.140
Alright, let's just push waves.

05:02:13.340 --> 05:02:16.140
Get my camps. I should probably push, then get my camps.

05:02:16.640 --> 05:02:21.340
Okay, so, GenC, because you're new to the all-sea strategy, I'm gonna tell you exactly what to do right now, okay?

05:02:21.340 --> 05:02:21.840
Okay.

05:02:21.840 --> 05:02:28.840
So you see how the dragon is up in 40 seconds and you see how your bot wave is very close to your tower.

05:02:28.840 --> 05:02:33.840
So the way that you're going to set up for getting this dragon is by just pushing top until our dragon spawns.

05:02:35.840 --> 05:02:37.840
Does that make sense? Because it's all C.

05:02:37.840 --> 05:02:41.840
It's like, no, no, no, you're pushing bot. You're pushing bot. Ignored it.

05:02:41.840 --> 05:02:42.840
You said top.

05:02:42.840 --> 05:02:43.840
No, I said bot.

05:02:43.840 --> 05:02:44.840
You said top.

05:02:44.840 --> 05:02:47.840
I said bot. Keep pushing bot. Push bot.

05:02:47.840 --> 05:02:52.840
You're doing your job.

05:02:52.840 --> 05:02:54.840
Alright, nice.

05:02:54.840 --> 05:02:59.840
Now you got Bob, and then remember you're playing for the dragon, I'm getting you again.

05:02:59.840 --> 05:03:21.000
I have to wait for my dumb dumb so there's the dumb dumb, nice nice

05:03:21.000 --> 05:03:30.000
I'm getting information that I actually did say top lane, my bad.

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No, I know you did. Trust me, bro, I'm locked.

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Okay, that game's over.

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Fucking free. Push this spot, recall by.

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No, so here you're not going to recall, Jinx, because of all C.

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All C means that when you push out lanes, you're not just pushing out one way.

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on one wave you're going for entire turrets and you only stop when people get you off those turrets

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you understand? But you don't want to have 2k gold? Yeah it's fine because if you see someone you

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just back off and you run and you recall anyways. Bro I'm like solo winning us the game don't

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I literally I'm solo winning us the game. So keyword you could actually do is let's say you

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clear this wave now you can actually recall and you can go top lane because you see how your your

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your team has bought it. Yeah, they're gonna get all the attention in my team and then I have this.

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Exactly, there you go. Now get that sons. Good. Alright, I'm getting a gun.

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Yeah, because now my team has the attention, so then I flash.

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good old league of legends bronze just fighting five people don't have to do

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that I was there I would have died too just so fucking brain dead it's insane

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just absolutely worthless I should have left yes you should have Tomcatch you

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Fucking idiot

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Stevie Wonder could have saw that

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Wait for this

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shove this I

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Might get fucking like no hit the turn it hit the turn until they send feel free we saw them bought earlier. You're good

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Okay, now you back off

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Well, no that's it that's good that's good. It's not good don't that's what?

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Because the thing is that we didn't know my camera'd be topside there

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So hitting the turret until he shows that I'm back off would have been better

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The thing they have to know about Kane is when you see a little dot on the wall

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It means Kane is coming in through the wall

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So when you see that in the future you need to run away from it

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Okay, but if you're to run away there from now the second you were to see it

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Then you could have gotten out without having to use our right go for the thread

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All right, I'm watching

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Run faster playing good brown playing clean clean game

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So James see the way that all C works is you have to call out what the objective timers are and then figure out a way

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That you can play on those timers does that make sense got it

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I had to R out.

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Yeah, just keep running.

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Yeah, just push me now. I ain't push me.

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Now you just keep pushing.

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Literally, keep pushing. Keep pushing.

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Got it. I don't do this enough. I don't do this enough.

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It's a good learning moment. I do not do this.

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Okay, so now Jinx is in the second you see anybody, you run away.

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Because they might send people for you.

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Let's see, like right now what you're doing, it's perfect. It's amazing.

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They lose vision after-

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I'm back up, I'm back up, I'm back up.

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Dantez, do they lose vision after I break the turd or no?

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If their minion wave isn't there anymore, then yes, they have no vision anymore.

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Okay, now you can recall and buy.

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Bro, my teammates can't even spell, what is this?

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You're playing with the literal toddlers.

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Drag it up in a minute so I should clear camps and stay near dragon.

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Push bot.

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Push bot, right?

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Yeah.

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Well, the thing is that your bot wave is too far against me so you have to do some clear

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camps.

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Yeah, but now you clear camps, then you push bot, then you drag in.

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it's about asking yourself what can I do in the 40 seconds until dragon spawns yep

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it's always doing something

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this is a fight I need to get there now

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now I'm at the place for dragon here yep no I don't know

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Yeah just wait.

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The reason why you don't want to push bot here isn't because like pushing bot is bad,

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but it's because your team might be in the top.

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So it needs to be on top.

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I need to protect them.

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We should fight before we do drag, right?

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Yes, yes, yes.

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Always fight before drag, right?

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Okay.

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Guys come back dumb-dumbs!

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Why would we tower dive?

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You fucking idiot.

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The only point of this is the dragon.

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You fucking idiot.

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Why would you go to the tower, Tomcatch?

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Now we have a free dragon.

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It's a 5v3.

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They can't fight this.

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You need to smart 1,400.

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Can my charter sail?

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Yeah.

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Now Jinx, he pushed bot.

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Now he just pushed bot, literally.

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You're only inhibitor has been destroyed.

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Playing good, Dontas. I'm playing clean.

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No, it's very good. So now Jinxy, what is number one thing in the old scene?

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Objectives.

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Okay, what objective is on the map right now?

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Baron.

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Do we want to walk there or do we want to recall by then walk there?

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Recall by walk there.

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Exactly.

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I

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Me or dumb dumps dumb dumps here dumb dumb

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Nope, we don't care about anything else besides Baron dumb dumps we need vision Baron

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I'm requesting vision Baron if I don't get vision Baron. I'm gonna fucking it

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Come here dumb dumps. We don't need to fight why fighting like just Baron Baron

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We get baron then we can fight with our super minions

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They're here

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Now we just stuck around

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Okay, no Jinx the old mouth I I will literally beat the shit out of you mouth I get over here

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You can see Jinx the old see what are you doing after bound thing about your next point top?

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Exactly good. This is the greatest coaching section. We got around. I know it's looking great so far

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No, but run away run away run away. No, no, no

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I think I could fight this.

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Okay, the reason why is because look at your menu map, look where the enemy minions are mid.

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You're back, I cancelled. Recall again.

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Since when did they get super minions?

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TF randomly backed toward your mid lane and head earlier.

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But that's the reason why we need to pay attention to what's going on the map.

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on the map. The second that little circle turns grey, right? The issue that happens is that

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then the supermanion starts pawning. Now back up and buy your elixir barn. We have Baron

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and this should be good. We have four dragons and Baron, like if we lose we have CTE. This

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is good press 6 to use it and you'd not

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jump this to you

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no no no you want to the team actually I can't go for this this is all you jing see

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oh yeah you're right I should have been with my team about that he's alright

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Can you eat me? Can you eat me? Can you eat me, Tom?

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Alright, Tom dance.

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Oh my fucking god!

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So, just to give you like general knowledge, right?

05:12:15.560 --> 05:12:18.560
A lot of the time in League, you're gonna die to bullshit.

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Where the enemy team is randomly gonna have 3 people, they're randomly gonna gank you,

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Thank you, they're randomly going to sundal 5 for you, all of these things are randomly

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going to happen.

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The only way that US League of Legends player can prevent these things from happening is

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by doing process of elimination on the map.

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Ask yourself, who is not on the map?

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And if you know who is not on the map, then you know who can be where you want to go.

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You understand me?

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Yeah, if I don't see Kane, expect him to just be nearby.

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Exactly, yes.

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And that's how you go for a place like what you just went for, more consistent.

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Yeah, because if I saw Kane like here, that way it would be great, because I just killed the TF.

05:12:53.760 --> 05:12:55.760
Exactly, yes.

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Alright, we just push waves until um, Dragon.

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Yeah.

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And remember, we're in the late stages of the game, I want your W and I want your R.

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So now Jinx is going to be actively coaching you, so we win this, okay?

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Going on the right.

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right nice we're going on the more gun more do you want this when the son I'm

05:13:19.480 --> 05:13:23.080
getting you on this you keep on him just keep on him he doesn't want to get

05:13:23.080 --> 05:13:27.320
us anymore okay try to go on the way try to go enough to play like you and

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I'm fash on the right here nice and I'm cute

05:13:32.800 --> 05:13:56.440
come on jinn yes jinn yes nice nice arm nice w toddlers there we go we kill the quake

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kill the way kill the way nice all right okay so Jinx see what does all see

05:14:03.120 --> 05:14:08.320
tell us what does all see tell us objectives lane jungle so now you're

05:14:08.320 --> 05:14:12.040
gonna look at your mini map what objective is coming up big boy dragon

05:14:12.040 --> 05:14:17.640
yes now what do we see in the river next to dragon Scott so what are we gonna

05:14:17.640 --> 05:14:24.120
do here you're gonna go buff into Scott in the dragon no we're gonna do Scott

05:14:24.120 --> 05:14:30.420
Then buff them drag because scut is the most important thing that you can get so we need to make sure that we get it before

05:14:30.420 --> 05:14:34.920
They collapse on us. Why is Scott important? I don't understand that why why it's got more than my boss

05:14:35.440 --> 05:14:41.400
Because scut makes it so that you have a little patch where you gain movement speed if you step on it

05:14:41.400 --> 05:14:46.920
So if a big fight breaks out around the elder dragon now, you're securing that your team is gonna have a moment

05:14:46.920 --> 05:14:52.680
I know that. Oh my god. I did not like you'll see so the little the circle that's gonna

05:14:52.680 --> 05:14:57.840
Okay, it's already dead. Okay. Now you can go for the the blues already dead. Okay, so now yeah now you're gonna send this

05:14:57.840 --> 05:14:59.560
push to the team

05:14:59.560 --> 05:15:04.200
There you go, and now you're just gonna play the fight. So Jinxie hold half for a second one second

05:15:04.360 --> 05:15:06.860
Okay, go on go on go on go on go on go on

05:15:12.600 --> 05:15:16.580
Yep, go ahead. Okay now turn this is good

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Well Q?

05:15:18.580 --> 05:15:20.580
He's in his mouth right?

05:15:20.580 --> 05:15:22.580
No, no, no, he ulted.

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K, ulted.

05:15:24.580 --> 05:15:26.580
Okay?

05:15:26.580 --> 05:15:28.580
Okay, now push mid, now you can push mid.

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I've got dragons all we care about.

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It is, but the thing is that because two people died

05:15:32.580 --> 05:15:34.580
now you could legit on the game.

05:15:34.580 --> 05:15:36.580
So because you can on the game, you keep fighting,

05:15:36.580 --> 05:15:38.580
keep fighting, keep fighting, you win this, you win this.

05:15:38.580 --> 05:15:40.580
You're warwick. Now press two, press your two, don't forget about your two.

05:15:40.580 --> 05:15:42.580
And then afterwards you're going to Q and then you're going to E.

05:15:42.580 --> 05:15:44.580
Q and then E, this is good.

05:15:44.580 --> 05:15:50.760
good you're fucking with baby you're the big motherfucker in town yeah now push

05:15:50.760 --> 05:15:57.260
minute and then push minute and then okay that's fine it's fine then you

05:15:57.260 --> 05:16:01.620
follow your team so we're going to know just got this all day

05:16:09.140 --> 05:16:13.620
this is very good right now the piggy fair let's burn right there and there

05:16:13.620 --> 05:16:15.620
Yes, you go elder baron

05:16:16.700 --> 05:16:20.660
Okay, now let me ask you what do you think the players after you get elder and you get baron

05:16:21.100 --> 05:16:22.900
Maybe just child man

05:16:22.900 --> 05:16:26.000
Five yep as exact. Yes, and then you just on the game

05:16:32.740 --> 05:16:36.180
I said Baron and five minutes you see yep, there you go

05:16:38.100 --> 05:16:42.660
All about the objective come here dumb dumps here dumb dumb

05:16:43.620 --> 05:16:50.840
I'm not going to lie, Jinxie. I genuinely think I would rather somebody call me a useless

05:16:50.840 --> 05:16:55.480
piece of shit that should kill himself than call me a dumb dumb. Like you unironically

05:16:55.480 --> 05:16:59.960
found a way to recruit your team. That's probably the most tilting thing I've ever

05:16:59.960 --> 05:17:03.480
heard and I respect you for it. Thank you.

05:17:03.480 --> 05:17:13.240
Go on the Valkos, the Valkos, oh okay, that's fine, keep fighting, Q, Q, Q, Q, don't forget

05:17:13.240 --> 05:17:19.560
about your Q, don't forget about your Q, keep fighting, Q, that's fucking Jetty Wick, bro,

05:17:19.560 --> 05:17:24.040
that's fucking Jetty Wick right there, that's fucking Jetty Wick, now push me down, push

05:17:24.040 --> 05:17:26.600
me down, push me down, get your win now.

05:17:26.600 --> 05:17:31.720
Bro that was such a good game from the camp, that was such a good game from the camp.

05:17:31.720 --> 05:17:40.220
No, Jynxie, let me ask you, after having the document and following it, how easy does the game feel now? Be real.

05:17:40.220 --> 05:17:43.720
Like 20% easier, probably 20%?

05:17:45.720 --> 05:17:46.720
Only?

05:17:46.720 --> 05:17:49.720
Yeah, like that's a lot though, no that's a lot.

05:17:49.720 --> 05:17:57.220
Wait, wait, okay, so you mean like 20% or like a relative 20%?

05:17:57.220 --> 05:18:00.720
No, like I just feel like I'm gonna win like 20% more of my bronze games.

05:18:00.720 --> 05:18:05.340
Oh, okay. Yeah, that's good. That's good. I'll tell him I'll tell him. I'll tell him I know

05:18:05.580 --> 05:18:11.320
Is there a tower there? I'm so confused. Who gives a fuck about that for your jetty. Wek, but the fuck do you care about that turret?

05:18:15.360 --> 05:18:20.760
Yep, now keep fighting and then hit the Nexus. Yep, this is nexus

05:18:23.700 --> 05:18:29.300
Yep, this is good keeping the Nexus now don't forget to use your Q to kill and then keeping the Nexus

05:18:30.720 --> 05:18:32.720
Bring the nexus

05:18:33.520 --> 05:18:35.520
Now your cocksucker mouth like nice

05:18:37.800 --> 05:18:39.800
I'm gonna be honest bro

05:18:40.840 --> 05:18:48.340
Absolutely amazing game from you truly like that was probably the best showing I've ever seen from you, right and

05:18:48.840 --> 05:18:53.260
Look at that fucking bronze three that is a well fucking earned bronze three to you Jeremy

05:18:54.520 --> 05:18:56.520
Let's just check let's just see

05:18:56.520 --> 05:19:04.440
39,000 damage, highest CS in the lobby, 21 kill contributions, I mean this is like this

05:19:04.440 --> 05:19:08.720
is big dog shit, let the big dog eat here bro, this is big dog shit.

05:19:08.720 --> 05:19:14.040
Okay, now Jinxie, even though you did really great this game and you did a lot of good

05:19:14.040 --> 05:19:17.360
things, there were a few things that I saw that I wanted to talk to you about, are you

05:19:17.360 --> 05:19:18.360
ready?

05:19:18.360 --> 05:19:19.360
Yep, let's go, let's go.

05:19:19.360 --> 05:19:26.360
Wait, what have I, what have I, what?

05:19:26.360 --> 05:19:27.360
What?

05:19:27.360 --> 05:19:33.360
Oh, the YouTube stream crashed?

05:19:33.360 --> 05:19:34.360
Huh?

05:19:34.360 --> 05:19:39.360
I think he fixed it.

05:19:39.360 --> 05:19:40.360
All right.

05:19:40.360 --> 05:19:41.360
What's up, downtown?

05:19:41.360 --> 05:19:42.360
Talk to me.

05:19:42.360 --> 05:19:43.360
Okay.

05:19:43.360 --> 05:19:44.360
Do you see my screen?

05:19:44.360 --> 05:19:45.360
Yep.

05:19:45.360 --> 05:19:46.360
I'm in.

05:19:46.360 --> 05:19:47.360
I'm in.

05:19:47.360 --> 05:19:48.360
I'm in.

05:19:48.360 --> 05:19:49.360
I'm in.

05:19:49.360 --> 05:19:50.360
Okay.

05:19:50.360 --> 05:19:51.360
Let's go.

05:19:51.360 --> 05:19:52.360
Lock me in.

05:19:52.360 --> 05:19:53.360
Okay.

05:19:53.360 --> 05:19:54.360
So, James, you listen.

05:19:54.360 --> 05:19:55.360
Before we start, before we start, I just wanted to say,

05:19:55.360 --> 05:19:59.760
I wanted to say that the way that you played that game was unironically insane.

05:19:59.760 --> 05:20:02.720
I'm talking about gold level performance genuinely.

05:20:02.720 --> 05:20:08.560
Like let's say factor in mechanics, everything like at least gold level performance minimum.

05:20:08.560 --> 05:20:12.520
Now the thing about that game though is that even though it was gold level, it wasn't challenger

05:20:12.520 --> 05:20:13.520
level.

05:20:13.520 --> 05:20:16.920
So do you want me to teach you right now how to level up from gold all the way to challenger?

05:20:16.920 --> 05:20:19.560
Yes, yes, yes, please.

05:20:19.560 --> 05:20:22.440
So this is what we're going to talk about.

05:20:22.440 --> 05:20:26.280
thing at three minutes that we notice right and this is something I noticed

05:20:26.280 --> 05:20:31.080
right away you're clearing your camps right and you're clearing your buffs

05:20:31.080 --> 05:20:36.200
right now I told you I said don't drone until your last camp remember yeah so

05:20:36.200 --> 05:20:40.560
here you look you say my body shoving in we can only gank and my mid laner is

05:20:40.560 --> 05:20:44.920
getting shoved in by things can recall right so you said I want to just look

05:20:44.920 --> 05:20:51.800
for crab but on your mini map here you see that cane gang spot but here you

05:20:51.800 --> 05:20:58.520
didn't even realize like you only realize wait for it now but it's like

05:20:58.520 --> 05:21:02.400
imagine we would have realized a little bit earlier right because you need to be

05:21:02.400 --> 05:21:05.480
willing to look at your map every three seconds because then you would have

05:21:05.480 --> 05:21:10.000
seen like wow we already know that Kain is bought and then when you see the Kain

05:21:10.000 --> 05:21:13.560
you're not gonna get surprised by him because you know he's bought because

05:21:13.560 --> 05:21:16.920
here you surprise you right when you saw me like wait what the fuck Kain's here

05:21:16.920 --> 05:21:21.080
right yeah yeah yeah but if we would have looked at our mini map he wouldn't

05:21:21.080 --> 05:21:27.960
have surprised us right? Yeah. Okay, so now you do something amazing here. You say, Kane

05:21:27.960 --> 05:21:32.960
did a talk to Bob Folkler, right? And he didn't get this crab so we know that I didn't take

05:21:32.960 --> 05:21:39.600
the other crab. So what do you do? You go double crab. And this is amazing. Now, GenC,

05:21:39.600 --> 05:21:44.960
what timer did I tell you? I always want your recall on when your second camp that you cleared

05:21:44.960 --> 05:21:50.240
respond. Like 320, 3 minutes? No, no, no, no, no, not 3 minutes, 20. 20 seconds on the top

05:21:50.240 --> 05:21:55.760
camp. Exactly. What is the timer at now? 16, but it's because I warded my blue and I was late to

05:21:55.760 --> 05:22:00.880
my red. Yes, but it's not just that. It's also because right now you're clearing the crab. So

05:22:00.880 --> 05:22:07.280
the thing is that going for the crugs on your second timer at 20 second recall is always a standard

05:22:07.280 --> 05:22:13.680
good thing to do. But if you have something better than you recall, here, right here, getting the

05:22:13.680 --> 05:22:19.240
the crab is better. So here, you're delaying going to your crugs because you said, okay,

05:22:19.240 --> 05:22:24.800
I want to get this crab, which is good. It's the right call. Now, what do you think you

05:22:24.800 --> 05:22:32.560
should do right this second? Recall. Recall, right? Why? Because I have no camps actively

05:22:32.560 --> 05:22:38.800
up and I have money to spend. And also, your camps are responding, GenC. You will have

05:22:38.800 --> 05:22:44.880
to get in the mindset that your camps dictate when you recall. Do you understand me? Yes,

05:22:44.880 --> 05:22:48.880
Kane. Yes, Kane. Yes, Kane. Because do you want to know what's going to happen in Challenger

05:22:48.880 --> 05:22:54.720
if you don't recall it here? What? In Challenger, Kane out of his base is going to say, Oh, we're

05:22:54.720 --> 05:22:59.520
talked about folk cleared. But I know that he recalled late because he ganged top. So let me

05:22:59.520 --> 05:23:04.800
invade his crugs and steal them. And then all of this advantage that you just got, it evaporates

05:23:04.800 --> 05:23:09.000
into nothing. It's gone, right? And we want to make sure that you're playing at a challenger

05:23:09.000 --> 05:23:13.240
level so when you get to challenger, you're fucking stomping pros. You understand me?

05:23:13.240 --> 05:23:14.840
Yes, got it. Got it.

05:23:14.840 --> 05:23:19.640
Okay. So here the problem is that at 3.51 you don't recall. So look what happens. You

05:23:19.640 --> 05:23:26.840
look top, you look top. Oh, what's happening? 10 seconds site, which is big. Okay. Now,

05:23:26.840 --> 05:23:28.760
I want you to remember these 10 seconds.

05:23:28.760 --> 05:23:31.960
I was only late because I wanted to get to the bush though. Is it better to just snap

05:23:31.960 --> 05:23:36.040
recall because I know Kain's out of the bush, I know he's out of the bush, yeah yeah.

05:23:36.040 --> 05:23:40.000
The only reason you ever want to recall on bushes is because you think the enemy has eyes

05:23:40.000 --> 05:23:41.000
on you.

05:23:41.000 --> 05:23:44.680
Over there in the river, there are no eyes on you bro, you're good.

05:23:44.680 --> 05:23:47.040
So you can just snap recall, okay?

05:23:47.040 --> 05:23:51.840
Now I want you to remember these 10 seconds because it's going to actually show up a little

05:23:51.840 --> 05:23:55.040
later just so you can understand the snowball effect, alright?

05:23:55.040 --> 05:23:57.200
Yes, Kain, yes, Kain.

05:23:57.200 --> 05:24:00.200
So here now, you're recalling, okay?

05:24:00.200 --> 05:24:05.800
You, over here, when you bought your items, how much gold do you have in your inventory?

05:24:05.800 --> 05:24:09.200
447, I should have bought boots because you always want to leave with nothing.

05:24:09.200 --> 05:24:10.200
Exactly, good.

05:24:10.200 --> 05:24:11.200
There you go.

05:24:11.200 --> 05:24:12.200
Got it.

05:24:12.200 --> 05:24:15.720
So now look, here, you go, you clear your camps, right?

05:24:15.720 --> 05:24:16.720
This is good.

05:24:16.720 --> 05:24:19.920
You got to bought folk here.

05:24:19.920 --> 05:24:20.920
This is nice.

05:24:20.920 --> 05:24:23.120
It's so cute, bro.

05:24:23.120 --> 05:24:25.560
No, you're cute.

05:24:25.560 --> 05:24:34.480
Okay, so like here you're doing this this is good, okay now you can see

05:24:35.880 --> 05:24:40.100
Here your bond is getting shoved in so you say maybe I should look for a gang, right?

05:24:40.800 --> 05:24:45.600
Yeah, and this is a right call to make so here you're going for the gang

05:24:46.160 --> 05:24:51.560
You hold your cue you follow as fast. This is perfect, and then you don't get anything

05:24:51.560 --> 05:24:54.560
So now, what do you think your position is?

05:24:54.560 --> 05:24:57.560
I think I could have took a wider angle with the gank.

05:24:57.560 --> 05:25:00.560
Okay, but do you want me to show you something even more fucked up?

05:25:00.560 --> 05:25:02.560
Talk to me.

05:25:02.560 --> 05:25:04.560
I want you to watch how I'm about to show you.

05:25:04.560 --> 05:25:07.560
So do you remember when I told you to remember the 10 seconds earlier?

05:25:07.560 --> 05:25:11.560
Yeah. Oh yeah, if I was 10 seconds earlier they were all dead.

05:25:11.560 --> 05:25:16.560
Yeah, wait, wait, wait. So here, you only finished your clear at 5.59, right?

05:25:16.560 --> 05:25:18.560
Yeah.

05:25:18.560 --> 05:25:20.560
Let's see what it looks like at 5.49

05:25:23.200 --> 05:25:28.420
Oh my god, oh my god, so imagine here now you're waiting right here at 5.49

05:25:28.420 --> 05:25:31.680
And then you see them lock up here, and then you turn all the way around. What do you think?

05:25:31.680 --> 05:25:35.840
Oh, it's just it's just a double kill. It's a double kill. It's a double kill, right?

05:25:35.840 --> 05:25:42.020
And that's why I keep trying to tell you that these seconds they might not seem like a lot, but it's a butterfly

05:25:42.020 --> 05:25:49.300
It's like one morning you wake up and you decide to doom scroll for 30 minutes and

05:25:49.300 --> 05:25:52.920
because of that your mom now has to drive you to the store, right?

05:25:52.920 --> 05:25:56.020
But now because she drove you to the store that late, right?

05:25:56.020 --> 05:26:03.980
It turns out that your dog Rufus managed to get into the cupboard, right?

05:26:03.980 --> 05:26:08.540
Because now your mom was in home and then he ate all of her medicine pills.

05:26:08.540 --> 05:26:10.260
How ruthless is going to die?

05:26:10.260 --> 05:26:12.180
But it's because you were doom scrolling.

05:26:12.180 --> 05:26:13.180
Does that make sense?

05:26:13.180 --> 05:26:14.180
Got it.

05:26:14.180 --> 05:26:15.180
Yep.

05:26:15.180 --> 05:26:16.180
Got it.

05:26:16.180 --> 05:26:17.180
And it's the same thing with League.

05:26:17.180 --> 05:26:20.300
You have to understand that everything you do, it has a consequence.

05:26:20.300 --> 05:26:26.500
And the earlier you are in places, the better the consequences are going to be in your favor.

05:26:26.500 --> 05:26:27.500
You understand?

05:26:27.500 --> 05:26:28.500
Got it.

05:26:28.500 --> 05:26:29.500
Yep.

05:26:29.500 --> 05:26:30.500
Yep.

05:26:30.500 --> 05:26:31.500
Got it.

05:26:31.500 --> 05:26:32.500
Okay.

05:26:32.500 --> 05:26:33.500
So, now let's go back to the actual player.

05:26:33.500 --> 05:26:34.500
Okay?

05:26:34.500 --> 05:26:35.500
Like look, this would have been a double.

05:26:35.500 --> 05:26:38.620
But now because look, we get there late, look where they are now.

05:26:38.660 --> 05:26:39.300
You see what I mean?

05:26:39.340 --> 05:26:40.460
Yeah, it's a big cheer.

05:26:40.500 --> 05:26:40.980
They're sure.

05:26:41.820 --> 05:26:43.100
So now we're going to watch you.

05:26:43.580 --> 05:26:43.860
Okay.

05:26:43.980 --> 05:26:47.820
After this, you go in for the gang and then you're like, I want to look on the dragon.

05:26:48.100 --> 05:26:48.420
Okay.

05:26:48.820 --> 05:26:50.700
Now there's a problem, right?

05:26:51.100 --> 05:26:53.340
The dragon is a good call because your midlaner is coming.

05:26:54.340 --> 05:26:56.340
But look at your fucking shitty bot lane, bro.

05:26:56.780 --> 05:26:57.380
Yeah.

05:26:58.020 --> 05:27:00.860
So, okay, let me just make this clear.

05:27:01.220 --> 05:27:05.300
So if my bot lane is full HP right now, we jump dragon.

05:27:05.300 --> 05:27:12.540
no problem. But I went dragon because fizz went dragon, but fizz is literally like brain

05:27:12.540 --> 05:27:18.420
dead toddler infant baby, because fizz didn't drone bot before coming dragon because if

05:27:18.420 --> 05:27:21.900
fizz would have drone bot, he would have saw we can't play for dragon because they're

05:27:21.900 --> 05:27:27.620
low health, but fizz is broad. So I just told fizz to go fuck himself and like recall.

05:27:27.620 --> 05:27:32.060
Yeah, exactly. It's like, it's like you're in a zombie apocalypse and the blind guy

05:27:32.060 --> 05:27:36.280
guy says, trust me, I know the way out of here. And then he runs into a wall. It makes

05:27:36.280 --> 05:27:40.520
a lot of thwang. And then all the zombies get alerted and you all die, right? But it's

05:27:40.520 --> 05:27:42.440
because you trusted him. Does that make sense?

05:27:42.440 --> 05:27:43.640
Got it. Yep. Got it.

05:27:43.640 --> 05:27:49.480
Okay. Now, Jinxie, here, the dragon is a bad call because your body is recalling. You're

05:27:49.480 --> 05:27:55.040
right. But there's another reason why it's also a bad call. And I want to know if you

05:27:55.040 --> 05:27:58.360
know the reason why too. I want to just start throwing some guesses.

05:27:58.360 --> 05:28:01.800
My going dragon is bad here, maybe because we have no vision on Kain.

05:28:02.800 --> 05:28:04.600
Okay, wait, you're getting that.

05:28:04.600 --> 05:28:06.760
But also, Kain's camps are down.

05:28:08.120 --> 05:28:09.600
So this Kain's is your vibe.

05:28:09.600 --> 05:28:12.560
And yes, wait, Jynx, you're actually getting it.

05:28:12.560 --> 05:28:14.080
Now let me ask you a question.

05:28:14.080 --> 05:28:16.640
After your first full clear, where was Kain?

05:28:18.760 --> 05:28:22.160
He did, Kain did top to bot full clear and Kain bot.

05:28:22.160 --> 05:28:24.040
Okay, perfect, perfect, perfect.

05:28:24.040 --> 05:28:27.760
So if you cleared your second clear, top to bot full clear,

05:28:27.760 --> 05:28:31.280
where do you think he would be right now he's gonna because he's gonna do talk

05:28:31.280 --> 05:28:36.240
about cold clear again because he has to get out of the timers yes because of

05:28:36.240 --> 05:28:40.360
the timers he has to keep doing top the bot which means he sees my teammates

05:28:40.360 --> 05:28:44.640
are loyal species is gonna be near bot or near dragon pit exactly

05:28:44.640 --> 05:28:50.920
jinx you just discovered countered you just discovered jungle tracking that is

05:28:50.920 --> 05:28:56.040
jungle tracking jinx you just uncovered it that is literally how

05:28:56.040 --> 05:29:02.120
Challenger players think so that they can always know where the enemy jungler is at all times

05:29:02.120 --> 05:29:07.080
But that makes sense because if you do talks about folklore you have to keep doing it because of the timers

05:29:07.080 --> 05:29:08.680
Unless you want to let your camps die

05:29:08.680 --> 05:29:12.240
But he has to get it because he cleared the camps my bot lane slow

05:29:12.240 --> 05:29:14.740
So he's either gonna be ganking bot or he's gonna be near dragon thing

05:29:15.160 --> 05:29:20.880
Yes, so that's why Jinxie based off where the enemy jungler takes their first crab

05:29:20.880 --> 05:29:27.440
You know whether or not dragon will be contested and this is the reason why I always told you

05:29:27.440 --> 05:29:31.520
I want you talked about folk here because if the enemy jungler goes bot atop

05:29:31.520 --> 05:29:33.440
Then now you get dragon for free

05:29:33.440 --> 05:29:40.480
So the only times you ever have to worry is if the enemy jungler also goes top to bot you understand now why it works

05:29:40.480 --> 05:29:42.480
Yes tennis bow, right?

05:29:42.480 --> 05:29:43.360
All right.

05:29:43.360 --> 05:29:45.680
Dude, that's what I'm talking about, it's fucking go home.

05:29:45.680 --> 05:29:46.640
Yes, good.

05:29:46.640 --> 05:29:47.840
I like that, bro.

05:29:47.840 --> 05:29:48.600
Yes.

05:29:48.600 --> 05:29:51.080
So now, what do you think is going to happen here

05:29:51.080 --> 05:29:52.280
if you go for the Dragon Jinx?

05:29:52.280 --> 05:29:56.080
I'm literally going to get Riley Reed it if I go for Dragon.

05:29:56.080 --> 05:29:57.760
Exactly, right?

05:29:57.760 --> 05:29:59.920
And we already know this without even having

05:29:59.920 --> 05:30:01.360
to watch the replay.

05:30:01.360 --> 05:30:04.160
So what do you think the safer play would have been here?

05:30:04.160 --> 05:30:07.000
Recall, ping, idiot, boy, fish, maximum.

05:30:07.000 --> 05:30:09.120
Wait, no, no, no, no, no recall.

05:30:09.120 --> 05:30:10.520
Why did I say not recall?

05:30:10.520 --> 05:30:12.080
Scott, Scott, Scott.

05:30:12.080 --> 05:30:17.960
Exactly, because if your fizz is still here, then you might as well just take the scut because I'm not but

05:30:18.360 --> 05:30:20.200
Fizz wasn't here

05:30:20.200 --> 05:30:24.000
Then then you would still go for it cuz I'm in the final game because I'm in the final game

05:30:24.000 --> 05:30:29.200
Yeah, exactly, but it's like the reason my dragon doesn't work is because you're gonna be on dragon

05:30:29.200 --> 05:30:33.320
Like you need to think of every camp in terms of seconds if you're on scut

05:30:33.320 --> 05:30:37.040
You're on there for 10 seconds if you're on dragon you're on there for 45

05:30:37.040 --> 05:30:42.740
So since you're so much more vulnerable for longer while you're on dragon, you don't want to do it

05:30:42.740 --> 05:30:49.140
But Scott is good because you have that window does that make sense? Yes, Ken. Yeah, cuz now it's like I may as well use

05:30:49.140 --> 05:30:53.260
Dum-Dum for Scott at least exactly. Yes, good

05:30:53.820 --> 05:31:01.040
Perfect. Okay. So now this is all I have up to now, right? Yeah, so at 13 minutes

05:31:01.040 --> 05:31:08.040
I noticed you saying something earlier today, and what if I told you Jamesy, and this isn't a joke when I say this,

05:31:08.040 --> 05:31:14.040
that it's something that even I struggle with sometimes, and the fact that you're already doing this in bronze,

05:31:14.040 --> 05:31:19.040
unironically shows me that one day you could out-surpass me. Do you want to know what it was?

05:31:19.040 --> 05:31:21.040
What was it?

05:31:21.040 --> 05:31:28.040
So there were a few times this game where you got Baron or you got Dragon, and you said something that when I heard it,

05:31:28.040 --> 05:31:31.520
And I heard it, I was like, whoa.

05:31:31.520 --> 05:31:36.480
And it was, we already got the Baron, let's just back off.

05:31:36.480 --> 05:31:39.980
Because in League of Legends, a lot of players, they get greedy.

05:31:39.980 --> 05:31:43.840
They go for the Dragon or the Baron, and then when they go for it, they're like, oh, the

05:31:43.840 --> 05:31:45.920
enemies nearby, let's fight them too.

05:31:45.920 --> 05:31:51.120
But the players that are able to rein themselves in and be like, hold on, maybe I shouldn't

05:31:51.120 --> 05:31:56.280
go for more, we already got what we came for, let's just make out like bandits, those are

05:31:56.280 --> 05:32:02.360
the ones that actually climb high and the fact that you knew that without me ever even telling

05:32:02.360 --> 05:32:07.560
you about it like you don't do it here but later on you do and it just showed me I was like wait

05:32:08.360 --> 05:32:13.800
he actually has potential do you understand me yeah because it's about discipline man it's like

05:32:13.800 --> 05:32:19.320
siege bro we're on a baron fight we get the kill we get two kills it's a 5v3 and then my

05:32:19.320 --> 05:32:24.760
brain dead tom conch starts tower diving we have a 5v3 they can't fight us on baron they have to

05:32:24.760 --> 05:32:28.400
to give us Baron, so there's no point of tower diving for more kills. We may as well

05:32:28.400 --> 05:32:31.960
just take Baron, because we want it. We got the numbers.

05:32:31.960 --> 05:32:35.920
And it's all about that, bro. It's also once you get the Baron, you don't need to go for

05:32:35.920 --> 05:32:41.880
more kills because you got what you came for. And Adjenxie leads into what I was teaching

05:32:41.880 --> 05:32:47.360
about a few days ago, which was League of Legends' game that's played on objectives,

05:32:47.360 --> 05:32:53.600
Dragon Baron turrets. And the only thing that kills do is they allow you to get these things.

05:32:53.600 --> 05:32:58.980
So if you can get these things, then you don't need to risk for the kills after, because

05:32:58.980 --> 05:33:01.220
you already got the thing you wanted, right?

05:33:01.220 --> 05:33:02.220
Yes.

05:33:02.220 --> 05:33:03.220
Yeah.

05:33:03.220 --> 05:33:04.220
100%.

05:33:04.220 --> 05:33:05.220
100%.

05:33:05.220 --> 05:33:06.220
You know what I mean?

05:33:06.220 --> 05:33:07.620
It's like, okay, to give you an example, right?

05:33:07.620 --> 05:33:11.980
It's like imagine two people that want to hook up and sleep with each other, right?

05:33:11.980 --> 05:33:16.100
It would be like you sit there and you're like after you guys, like you guys sleep with

05:33:16.100 --> 05:33:17.100
each other, right?

05:33:17.100 --> 05:33:18.260
It's all good, right?

05:33:18.260 --> 05:33:21.420
You could just sit there and just not text and it's going to be chill.

05:33:21.420 --> 05:33:25.340
So when you go for more kills after, it would be like you messaged her and you're like,

05:33:25.340 --> 05:33:29.100
hey, by the way, you really stank last night and it was super horrible.

05:33:29.100 --> 05:33:31.780
But it's like, now why are you doing that, bro?

05:33:31.780 --> 05:33:36.180
There's no reason to overextend into like this uncharted territory.

05:33:36.180 --> 05:33:37.180
Do you know what I mean?

05:33:37.180 --> 05:33:38.180
100%.

05:33:38.180 --> 05:33:39.180
Yes, 100%.

05:33:39.180 --> 05:33:40.860
Okay, perfect.

05:33:40.860 --> 05:33:43.140
So now let's keep watching.

05:33:43.140 --> 05:33:46.700
So here what happens is you end up getting this dragon, which was good.

05:33:46.700 --> 05:33:48.820
So what do we do after we get the dragon, Jinxie?

05:33:48.820 --> 05:33:50.300
We always snap recall.

05:33:50.300 --> 05:33:55.000
Yeah, but now if TF is fighting you, what do you think you should do here?

05:33:55.000 --> 05:33:56.000
Fight TF.

05:33:56.000 --> 05:33:59.680
No, I should run, I should run, I should run.

05:33:59.680 --> 05:34:03.080
Why should you run, Jinxy?

05:34:03.080 --> 05:34:05.400
I shouldn't run, because Tom can't just here TF is one to one.

05:34:05.400 --> 05:34:10.400
What the fuck, no, you should run, you should run, why should you run?

05:34:10.400 --> 05:34:14.440
Because it's a, I don't know, it's a 2v1, I'm not trained, I'm not trained for this

05:34:14.440 --> 05:34:15.440
information.

05:34:15.440 --> 05:34:19.080
No, no, no, Jinxy, it's because you already got what you came for, you already got the

05:34:19.080 --> 05:34:20.080
dragon.

05:34:20.080 --> 05:34:23.840
to be one I fight no we're both tanks and he's some little idiot with car what is

05:34:23.840 --> 05:34:27.200
it a to be one when we see this me Han Yon's okay yeah then I should have been

05:34:27.200 --> 05:34:30.120
but if it's a two we won't actually fight like let's say death yeah it's not

05:34:30.120 --> 05:34:34.160
here yes exactly but it's because the second you see this you should be like

05:34:34.160 --> 05:34:37.880
oh fuck but what ends up happening is not like alright let me go in and then

05:34:37.880 --> 05:34:42.800
look at this right yep yep yep got it I don't want to see this it's like I'm

05:34:42.800 --> 05:34:46.720
watching a car crash that I call yep got it sometimes Jinxie sometimes you need

05:34:46.720 --> 05:34:52.120
to look in the eyes of the victims so that you can understand why you never want to do

05:34:52.120 --> 05:34:53.120
that again.

05:34:53.120 --> 05:34:55.120
Because now because you died, right?

05:34:55.120 --> 05:34:57.720
But look who else dies too.

05:34:57.720 --> 05:34:58.720
Now?

05:34:58.720 --> 05:35:00.720
Everyone's dead, yeah.

05:35:00.720 --> 05:35:02.720
Everyone dies.

05:35:02.720 --> 05:35:04.720
Your gen dies, right?

05:35:04.720 --> 05:35:09.760
Well actually, your team ends up getting more kills than that action, good for you.

05:35:09.760 --> 05:35:10.960
But that's besides the point, right?

05:35:10.960 --> 05:35:11.960
You understand what I'm getting at?

05:35:11.960 --> 05:35:12.960
Yeah, I get you.

05:35:12.960 --> 05:35:13.960
Me, me, honey.

05:35:13.960 --> 05:35:14.960
Okay.

05:35:14.960 --> 05:35:19.440
Okay, so now, you did something really good here too,

05:35:19.440 --> 05:35:21.200
at 16 minutes, are you ready?

05:35:21.200 --> 05:35:23.120
Yep, talk to me, talk to me, okay.

05:35:24.260 --> 05:35:27.000
So here, this sequence was beautiful.

05:35:27.000 --> 05:35:30.800
You say, Rift Herald is up, my top laner is AFK,

05:35:30.800 --> 05:35:32.140
and Crab is up.

05:35:32.140 --> 05:35:36.200
Now, you know, right, we know, that all your camps are down,

05:35:36.200 --> 05:35:38.200
and your bot is pushing, your mid is pushing.

05:35:38.200 --> 05:35:40.000
So the only thing you can do is Herald

05:35:40.000 --> 05:35:41.680
into top or Crab, right?

05:35:41.680 --> 05:35:42.760
So what do you do?

05:35:42.760 --> 05:35:47.040
You say, I'm going to go for the crab, not the herald, right?

05:35:47.040 --> 05:35:51.540
And then afterwards, this, so the going for the crab was,

05:35:51.540 --> 05:35:53.140
or the herald was good.

05:35:53.140 --> 05:35:54.580
Here you grief though.

05:35:54.580 --> 05:35:57.000
Now why did you grief here, Jensy?

05:35:57.000 --> 05:35:59.140
There's just no point of running out of tower.

05:35:59.140 --> 05:36:01.660
I have camps up, I should be recalling, buying,

05:36:01.660 --> 05:36:03.000
doing my top full.

05:36:03.000 --> 05:36:04.020
Look, look, look, look.

05:36:04.020 --> 05:36:06.180
So here you only have 700 gold.

05:36:06.180 --> 05:36:07.420
You don't need a recall.

05:36:07.420 --> 05:36:09.860
But I want to show you about timers, okay?

05:36:09.860 --> 05:36:11.740
So right now your crugs are up, right?

05:36:11.740 --> 05:36:16.340
Yeah, but technically everything's up because Krugs are up and then Rappers are up and

05:36:16.340 --> 05:36:18.220
then by the time that's done, the next thing is...

05:36:18.220 --> 05:36:22.540
Yeah, okay, so I'm going to take you through that process just so you can understand something,

05:36:22.540 --> 05:36:23.540
okay?

05:36:23.540 --> 05:36:24.540
The Krugs are up, right?

05:36:24.540 --> 05:36:25.540
Yep.

05:36:25.540 --> 05:36:28.180
After you finish the Krugs are the Rappers going to be up?

05:36:28.180 --> 05:36:29.180
Yep.

05:36:29.180 --> 05:36:31.020
After you finish the Rappers are the Wolves going to be up?

05:36:31.020 --> 05:36:32.020
Yep.

05:36:32.020 --> 05:36:33.020
Is the Gronk going to be up?

05:36:33.020 --> 05:36:34.020
Yep.

05:36:34.020 --> 05:36:35.020
Then is the Dragon going to be up?

05:36:35.020 --> 05:36:36.020
Yep, no.

05:36:36.020 --> 05:36:37.020
Yes, it will.

05:36:37.020 --> 05:36:38.020
It's 50 seconds.

05:36:38.020 --> 05:36:39.020
But I thought that's Scott.

05:36:39.020 --> 05:36:40.020
Isn't that Scott?

05:36:40.020 --> 05:36:43.460
Yeah, but it's bug timer, like, oh, there you go, there you go, yes.

05:36:43.460 --> 05:36:47.540
Okay, so then if we just go talk about Folklern to Dragon, what happens?

05:36:49.700 --> 05:36:57.140
Nothing. Exactly, because it's free, but you decided here to risk it all. Like, you had a free

05:36:57.140 --> 05:37:02.580
Dragon, like GenC, you have to view Dragons as the sort of God. The second you get four, the game

05:37:02.580 --> 05:37:07.940
is won. Now the problem is that here, it's like you're giving up a chance, like, it's like here

05:37:07.940 --> 05:37:12.260
you're letting Thanos get one of the infinity stones. Do you understand? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

05:37:13.060 --> 05:37:17.220
For no reason, right? So now you go for the herald top play,

05:37:17.220 --> 05:37:20.740
you end up fighting. It's a bit unlucky, but you end up dying, but this is on you, right?

05:37:20.740 --> 05:37:25.780
Yep, yep, yep, that's on me 100%, 100%. And this, this is the actual

05:37:27.220 --> 05:37:32.340
only play you had this game that was, that was like really bad. It was the only one.

05:37:32.340 --> 05:37:37.780
Everything else was like okay, or like whatever. You only had one blunder. This was your only

05:37:37.780 --> 05:37:41.180
only one blunder. But do you want to know what the thing about League of Legends is?

05:37:41.180 --> 05:37:42.180
What?

05:37:42.180 --> 05:37:44.980
Sometimes one blunder is all it takes to lose.

05:37:44.980 --> 05:37:48.340
Yeah. Well, not in bronze, but I got to get better anyways.

05:37:48.340 --> 05:37:55.220
Yep. So now look, over here, at 21 minutes 10, right? I want to show you one other thing.

05:37:55.220 --> 05:38:04.940
We're almost done. Okay. So 21 minutes 10. You pushed our bot, right? Now, after you

05:38:04.940 --> 05:38:09.140
When you push a bot, you realize that you have nothing left to do outside, right?

05:38:09.140 --> 05:38:10.460
So you recall.

05:38:10.460 --> 05:38:13.420
But this is the reason why looking at your map is so important.

05:38:13.420 --> 05:38:17.940
Because if you're looking at your map, you would have already known here, hey, there's

05:38:17.940 --> 05:38:20.660
nothing else for me to do, let me recall.

05:38:20.660 --> 05:38:24.380
Instead look at the timer, look at how much time you waste.

05:38:24.380 --> 05:38:28.140
Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.

05:38:28.140 --> 05:38:30.300
So nine seconds wasted.

05:38:30.300 --> 05:38:32.460
And it's because you're just from looking at your map.

05:38:32.460 --> 05:38:36.420
So that's why I keep telling you, looking at your minimap for UGNC is going to be the

05:38:36.420 --> 05:38:40.120
switch that clicks and it's going to allow you to go crazy.

05:38:40.120 --> 05:38:43.460
Because once you start looking at your minimap, you're not going to have this dilly-dallying

05:38:43.460 --> 05:38:44.460
anymore, right?

05:38:44.460 --> 05:38:48.620
Yeah, I got to look at my minimap religiously, man.

05:38:48.620 --> 05:38:55.260
So now, last thing I want to show you, and it's something good that you did, so at 2150.

05:38:55.260 --> 05:39:01.780
Over here you realize, hey, my crugs are down, my bot side is down, everything is down.

05:39:01.780 --> 05:39:05.980
Let me just go for the scuttle crab and then I'll push top.

05:39:05.980 --> 05:39:08.800
This is fucking perfect.

05:39:08.800 --> 05:39:11.480
This is all see to a T bro.

05:39:11.480 --> 05:39:13.620
This is exactly what you need to be doing.

05:39:13.620 --> 05:39:18.660
Now in the future, the only thing you can do even better is push even further, right?

05:39:18.660 --> 05:39:22.940
But here you look, we see that there's a better opportunity, we go for it, it's good, right?

05:39:22.940 --> 05:39:23.940
But that's perfect.

05:39:23.940 --> 05:39:24.940
Okay.

05:39:24.940 --> 05:39:25.940
Perfect, perfect.

05:39:25.940 --> 05:39:28.860
All right, Jamesy, so how are we feeling now?

05:39:28.860 --> 05:39:29.860
Bro, amazing.

05:39:29.860 --> 05:39:33.860
to dominate even harder this one okay now let me ask you a question maybe you

05:39:33.860 --> 05:39:38.440
can even latch at this side do you want me again to let you focus and do your

05:39:38.440 --> 05:39:42.360
own thing and then we'll bother you again or or do you want me to live

05:39:42.360 --> 05:39:47.720
coach in my opinion I think that you doing another game solo is probably

05:39:47.720 --> 05:39:51.000
gonna be better for you because it'll make it so when you play off stream

05:39:51.000 --> 05:39:56.000
you're also gonna be able to dominate way harder to do I think I do I think I

05:39:56.000 --> 05:39:59.600
do solo but like if it's super important shit like taking the fair and help me

05:39:59.600 --> 05:40:03.460
Yeah, okay, I'll show you all right, so let's fucking do it, bro

05:40:03.460 --> 05:40:05.460
But but be honest with me though

05:40:06.020 --> 05:40:11.320
I'm locked in though, but how locked in are you now? How locked in are you gonna do even better this game?

05:40:11.320 --> 05:40:13.320
I'm not gonna make that blunder again

05:40:14.180 --> 05:40:16.540
There you go, bro, and it's something about that

05:40:16.540 --> 05:40:20.660
It's just think about all the good shit that you did and the number one thing

05:40:20.660 --> 05:40:25.940
Jin see that made you do all the best things they did that came was the fact that you talked out loud

05:40:25.940 --> 05:40:30.040
because if you're talking out loud you're never gonna say okay now I'm gonna

05:40:30.040 --> 05:40:33.380
walk to the bush now I'm gonna walk to the other bush now I'm gonna walk

05:40:33.380 --> 05:40:36.300
thought now I'm gonna walk mid cuz then you're gonna be like wait what the fuck

05:40:36.300 --> 05:40:40.700
am I doing I'm being retarded right yes so when you talk out loud it allows you

05:40:40.700 --> 05:40:45.020
to also play better because you're not just like going through the motions you

05:40:45.020 --> 05:40:49.980
understand yeah got it got it got it got it got it got it got it got it okay so

05:41:19.980 --> 05:41:25.180
always win my games and challenger right and the reason why you will lose yours and bronze

05:41:25.180 --> 05:41:30.860
is because of the allcy it is all because of allcy if you sit there and you play for yourself

05:41:30.860 --> 05:41:36.460
and you do the allcy you will literally just go fucking crazy but the reason why you always lose

05:41:36.460 --> 05:41:44.620
with you nice well you know who that was jing see pain now who's that that was you remember the uh

05:41:44.620 --> 05:41:50.820
I think it was your Ergot yesterday that ran it down in your game and then said nice guys. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah

05:41:51.220 --> 05:41:56.420
Fuck that cocksucker. Hey, it's no jinx it. What you're gonna do is you're playing for yourself this game

05:41:56.420 --> 05:41:59.600
Okay, so I want to see you give it your absolute everything

05:42:00.500 --> 05:42:02.260
right I

05:42:02.260 --> 05:42:08.460
Got you dog. I can't fight warwick early game right I can't so no so work as a champion there

05:42:08.460 --> 05:42:13.940
You're gonna want to ignore. Okay, so it's matchups, right? You know this matchup, you know, hey

05:42:13.940 --> 05:42:17.100
I don't want to fight him, so you're just gonna play for yourself or you're gonna want to ignore him

05:42:17.100 --> 05:42:19.580
It's like the same way they played against Trinamere remember?

05:42:19.580 --> 05:42:20.080
Yep

05:42:20.700 --> 05:42:24.100
This is gonna be the best game of the year I've ever played. Watch this contest

05:42:25.020 --> 05:42:28.620
Jinxie, I'm fucking watching though and I got my little notepad out, right?

05:42:30.860 --> 05:42:32.860
Gotcha

05:42:32.940 --> 05:42:37.980
All right, I'm muting Mike now remember do you have the document open?

05:42:38.540 --> 05:42:40.540
Nope, now I do now I do now I do

05:42:40.540 --> 05:42:45.980
Keep it open, Jinzy, because remember, that is going to give you your game plan every game.

05:42:45.980 --> 05:42:51.260
And remember, first thing I'm going to tell you is the second you spawn, instantly walk

05:42:51.260 --> 05:42:54.180
to your bot buff so you can ward it, then you walk to your top one.

05:42:54.180 --> 05:42:57.060
Yep, yep, yep, got it, got it, I'm muted, go.

05:42:57.060 --> 05:43:05.980
Okay, we have a silver, four, and yeah, some four, all right, all right, here we go, all

05:43:05.980 --> 05:43:06.980
right, here we go.

05:43:06.980 --> 05:43:11.780
bronze three, bronze three, bronze four, bronze three, silver four, they have silver three,

05:43:11.780 --> 05:43:15.460
silver two, silver, they're bronze, fuck, bronze three, bronze two, bronze two, bronze

05:43:15.460 --> 05:43:20.580
two, bronze three. This guy has 1.2 million mastery on bucks and he's bronze three.

05:43:22.420 --> 05:43:26.740
Sometimes you just gotta hang up the fuck up man. Sometimes you just gotta hang up the fuck up.

05:43:28.660 --> 05:43:33.380
Okay. Okay sir, Jinxie, let's actually do an exercise while we're waiting. Let me ask you what

05:43:33.380 --> 05:43:39.440
every champion does what does cinch do no idea okay you're gonna learn this game

05:43:39.440 --> 05:43:46.440
what does warwick do have Laura I already know okay what does twisted fate do

05:43:46.440 --> 05:43:51.600
he throws cards and stuns you and like teepees that's all I really know okay

05:43:51.600 --> 05:43:57.600
that's good what does Lux do she has like this weird laser beam thing where she

05:43:57.600 --> 05:44:01.920
He charms you and then her R like laser beams your head off your shoulders.

05:44:01.920 --> 05:44:02.920
Okay.

05:44:02.920 --> 05:44:05.000
Now, let's think about our team.

05:44:05.000 --> 05:44:07.280
What does Nautilus do?

05:44:07.280 --> 05:44:09.080
I don't even know.

05:44:09.080 --> 05:44:10.080
Okay.

05:44:10.080 --> 05:44:11.080
What does Kaelin do?

05:44:11.080 --> 05:44:15.200
She's just ADC like shoots at you with like range, shoots from range.

05:44:15.200 --> 05:44:16.200
Okay.

05:44:16.200 --> 05:44:17.200
What does Sergot do?

05:44:17.200 --> 05:44:18.200
Diddy cage.

05:44:18.200 --> 05:44:19.200
Good.

05:44:19.200 --> 05:44:24.200
So, Jinxie, what I'm going to want you to do is every single game, okay, this is how

05:44:24.200 --> 05:44:26.400
we're going to drill it in your head.

05:44:26.400 --> 05:44:29.400
Do you have your notepad with you next to you?

05:44:29.400 --> 05:44:31.400
No, I don't.

05:44:31.400 --> 05:44:33.400
I think I ran out of pages on that.

05:44:33.400 --> 05:44:34.400
Yeah, it's okay, it's okay.

05:44:34.400 --> 05:44:42.400
So what I'm going to want you to do is while you're playing League of Legends, whenever you see an enemy champion or an ally champion do something, call it out loud.

05:44:42.400 --> 05:44:50.400
Because that's going to make it so that you register what all of them are doing so that in the future you're going to learn way faster about what everyone does, right?

05:44:50.400 --> 05:44:53.400
Because you already have played with Nautilus before.

05:44:53.400 --> 05:44:59.000
before you know that this guy throws out a hook and he pulls you in right have you seen that yeah but

05:44:59.000 --> 05:45:05.160
I don't remember it exactly so if we sit here while we're playing and you actively call out like oh

05:45:05.720 --> 05:45:12.120
he's throwing out a Q oh he's doing this oh she just used an ability that does that then it's going

05:45:12.120 --> 05:45:17.240
to help you remember it for the future because remember climbing in the height you know a lot

05:45:17.240 --> 05:45:22.440
of it is about knowledge gap it's about knowing more than the opponents so that you're never taken

05:45:22.440 --> 05:45:27.280
by surprise. So the more you learn, the more you know, the more that you absorb, the better

05:45:27.280 --> 05:45:32.520
that you're going to be. Understood? Got it. That's all great. Can we talk the game

05:45:32.520 --> 05:45:39.680
though, fuck! We gotta get into this one, bro. Oh, it's starting, it's starting, it's

05:45:39.680 --> 05:45:43.840
starting, it's starting, it's starting, I'm eating Mike, I'm eating Mike, go! Informative,

05:45:43.840 --> 05:45:48.960
informative. Yep, we're gonna talk about full clear, but not without a nice little ward

05:45:48.960 --> 05:45:53.680
into our red buff, we're gonna ward our red buff top to top and bolt into some of them.

05:45:53.680 --> 05:45:54.680
Fuck!

05:45:54.680 --> 05:45:56.160
We're gonna ward our red buff top to top.

05:45:56.160 --> 05:46:00.400
Jensy, when you ward the red buff, you ward in the bush.

05:46:00.400 --> 05:46:02.040
When you ward the blue buff, you ward in the bush.

05:46:02.040 --> 05:46:04.960
So ward in the bush, right next to it, yeah, like that.

05:46:04.960 --> 05:46:06.600
There you go, perfect.

05:46:06.600 --> 05:46:11.680
So, perfectly ward our red buff, we're gonna head to our blue buff.

05:46:11.680 --> 05:46:16.520
We're Master Yi, so we can't fight Warwick early game, towards the end we're gonna cut

05:46:16.520 --> 05:46:20.400
through him like a butter knife, but that's because we're going to scale better because

05:46:20.400 --> 05:46:24.200
I'm better at CS'ing and I'm better at the game than Warwick.

05:46:24.200 --> 05:46:25.800
On the bright side, the enemy team is-

05:46:25.800 --> 05:46:27.720
Okay, so Jynxie, Jynxie, look at balling.

05:46:27.720 --> 05:46:28.720
Look at balling.

05:46:28.720 --> 05:46:29.720
Do you see what I see?

05:46:29.720 --> 05:46:31.240
Yep, they're here.

05:46:31.240 --> 05:46:34.000
Yes, and that's, that ward just saved your game.

05:46:34.000 --> 05:46:35.840
So now I'm going to have to teach you.

05:46:35.840 --> 05:46:38.120
Now listen, what you're going to do is you're going to go for the blue.

05:46:38.120 --> 05:46:39.120
Take the blue.

05:46:39.120 --> 05:46:41.640
After the blue, you're going to go to his spread, okay?

05:46:41.640 --> 05:46:44.840
Bro, that's actually so much.

05:46:44.840 --> 05:46:45.840
Yes.

05:46:45.840 --> 05:46:48.160
that is the reason why jing see we need the sport

05:46:48.160 --> 05:46:51.360
because it's gonna show you what to do in these cheesing scumbags so your

05:46:51.360 --> 05:46:52.080
shit

05:46:52.080 --> 05:46:54.480
so here i'm gonna coach in the early stages

05:46:54.480 --> 05:46:57.160
just so you know what to do because you don't deal with this okay

05:46:57.160 --> 05:46:58.600
snipe the other

05:46:58.600 --> 05:47:03.040
exactly yes so well i don't make so much sense so my god

05:47:03.040 --> 05:47:04.080
yes

05:47:04.080 --> 05:47:06.640
because now i know he didn't do it he's here

05:47:06.640 --> 05:47:10.320
exactly what a fucking idiot

05:47:10.320 --> 05:47:12.860
okay so now i want you to go for this red

05:47:12.860 --> 05:47:14.960
now jing see after this red

05:47:14.960 --> 05:47:18.940
You're gonna look for the the rappers now. He didn't ward me right because I would have saw it in the bush

05:47:18.940 --> 05:47:23.920
I would have saw it no you won't because it's invisible, but that's why we just you know how we didn't look we see him

05:47:23.920 --> 05:47:28.240
But we just saw Warwick on the board so now we know we can take all three of his camps

05:47:28.240 --> 05:47:31.360
So I wanted to take his his rat his crugs on his rafters

05:47:32.040 --> 05:47:34.680
So high level down to so high level

05:47:35.040 --> 05:47:37.440
Yep, and I'm telling you it's that word bro

05:47:37.800 --> 05:47:42.340
We're gonna call about what the case so word because he talked about it to you yesterday. Okay? Yep

05:47:42.340 --> 05:47:46.340
So the case of Ward is what's gonna allow you to win this game, alright?

05:47:46.340 --> 05:47:47.340
Yup.

05:47:47.340 --> 05:47:49.340
Come on, Fred.

05:47:49.340 --> 05:47:53.340
He's gonna be here though. I don't know. I'm not even...

05:47:53.340 --> 05:47:56.340
No, it's not. Look, he's bot. We see him on the minimap.

05:47:56.340 --> 05:47:59.340
That's why Jhin's here. Your minimap is important, bro.

05:47:59.340 --> 05:48:01.340
It gives you all the info you need.

05:48:01.340 --> 05:48:03.340
So now what you're gonna do is while you're doing these rafters,

05:48:03.340 --> 05:48:06.340
strong mid, because maybe there's a play.

05:48:06.340 --> 05:48:08.340
When you see it...

05:48:08.340 --> 05:48:10.340
He's going for a three-buff now.

05:48:10.340 --> 05:48:13.500
No, that's fine now. We had back

05:48:15.220 --> 05:48:17.580
No, now what you do is you're gonna back off

05:48:18.540 --> 05:48:20.540
No, you're gonna go for your wolves in your grump

05:48:22.180 --> 05:48:24.180
Not scut why?

05:48:25.460 --> 05:48:27.460
Well, we just got

05:48:27.780 --> 05:48:33.800
Yeah, they do grump first actually grump first grump and then loves so the reason why not scut is because your scut

05:48:33.800 --> 05:48:37.220
So at ten seconds, so we don't just want to waste ten seconds

05:48:37.220 --> 05:48:46.220
We would rather lose the crab than not be doing nothing for 10 seconds.

05:48:46.220 --> 05:48:48.220
Exactly, yes.

05:48:59.220 --> 05:49:02.220
Now look, what are you still on your minimap?

05:49:02.220 --> 05:49:04.220
Warwick's mid.

05:49:04.220 --> 05:49:06.620
Okay, Jorn over it. Let's see what's happening.

05:49:06.620 --> 05:49:08.620
So Warwick is high HP, right?

05:49:08.620 --> 05:49:11.120
But he's only level 3. We're stronger than him.

05:49:11.120 --> 05:49:12.620
Let's fight him on crab.

05:49:12.620 --> 05:49:14.620
And that's how I want you to think, Jettie.

05:49:14.620 --> 05:49:17.120
I want you to sit there. Now start pinging. Ping your team.

05:49:17.120 --> 05:49:20.620
They should know. Hey, hey, they owe it to you.

05:49:20.620 --> 05:49:21.720
Now fight this fucker.

05:49:21.720 --> 05:49:23.220
Fight this fucking cocksucker.

05:49:23.220 --> 05:49:23.720
Fight.

05:49:27.020 --> 05:49:28.320
Keep fighting. Q, Q, Q.

05:49:29.320 --> 05:49:31.320
Nice, good flash. Your team is coming.

05:49:31.320 --> 05:49:36.080
Oh my god, you're on the greatest good. That's fine. That's that's

05:49:36.080 --> 05:49:41.720
Oh, that would have been so nasty that I can't I know I know you're a gothic hot suckers. I'm lucky

05:49:41.720 --> 05:49:46.120
No, no, you always buy Kraken's there undo. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I forgot you. Yeah

05:49:47.360 --> 05:49:49.880
He's always crackin slayer works all you can so now James

05:49:49.880 --> 05:49:54.000
We're gonna do is you're gonna run to your Raptors here. Now. Why are you running to your Raptors?

05:49:56.040 --> 05:49:58.840
Because I have this up and this is up in

05:49:58.840 --> 05:50:01.680
How do you know that is up? How do you know what's up?

05:50:01.680 --> 05:50:03.680
Because it says 38 seconds.

05:50:03.680 --> 05:50:05.680
No, no, how do you know your raptors are up?

05:50:05.940 --> 05:50:08.240
Because I just saw Warwick on crab.

05:50:09.640 --> 05:50:14.360
No, it's because we saw Warwick took our entire bot side early, right?

05:50:14.360 --> 05:50:20.680
He took all the time. Oh, and the timers are back now. Yeah, exactly. It's about remembering from the counter jungling, okay?

05:50:20.680 --> 05:50:22.680
Well, that's a lot. Yeah, I like that.

05:50:22.680 --> 05:50:27.640
Yeah, so now I want you to play on your Krugs and then afterwards, what are you gonna do?

05:50:27.640 --> 05:50:29.640
Scott into the dragon

05:50:29.760 --> 05:50:33.640
Okay, so now Jim see I'm gonna mute. I'm gonna let you play ready. Yep

05:50:35.320 --> 05:50:37.320
Sounds good, though

05:50:37.800 --> 05:50:40.320
I'm gonna ping my my dumb dumb

05:50:41.560 --> 05:50:43.560
Come here dumb dumb

05:50:44.320 --> 05:50:48.420
Got a 1 million mastery locks and bronze three bot lane hang at the fuck up

05:50:49.240 --> 05:50:51.440
Okay, Warwick's here. We're even leveled now

05:50:52.480 --> 05:50:54.240
Warwick's coming

05:50:54.240 --> 05:50:59.700
Come here dumpouts we can kill the war like this three of us one of them. Yep. He's gonna run now

05:51:03.200 --> 05:51:07.080
We just need our crap we don't need to fight all we need is our crap

05:51:08.160 --> 05:51:11.120
Okay, so the crowd is down so we're gonna have to fight the war with you, okay

05:51:12.480 --> 05:51:14.880
It's running backwards. Where's it going?

05:51:16.920 --> 05:51:23.020
So now just back off and now just go for your ground, okay, just like ignore everything both sides cuz you're not a list

05:51:23.020 --> 05:51:30.300
you. Yo idiots idiots idiots idiots idiots idiots idiots idiots idiots idiots idiots

05:51:30.300 --> 05:51:39.420
thank you. Another piece of shit team it's all good man. They're all pieces of shit.

05:51:39.420 --> 05:51:45.020
God if I would not have died this game would be so over if I would have just not died so

05:51:45.020 --> 05:51:55.900
get up so I could have run over this buff up this sec we don't want to do any we don't

05:51:55.900 --> 05:52:01.940
want to waste time actually that one is getting the same time anyway it's all good I've see

05:52:01.940 --> 05:52:07.060
two Q in a sec get this done go to the blue buff I think it's going to be smite I don't

05:52:07.060 --> 05:52:09.060
I don't know if we can do Scott, cause no we can't do anything.

05:52:12.060 --> 05:52:13.060
Yeah we can do Scott.

05:52:13.060 --> 05:52:16.060
Okay, so Jinxy, what timer do you see on your minimap?

05:52:16.060 --> 05:52:17.060
Minus 24.

05:52:17.060 --> 05:52:19.060
No, no, I don't, I don't want you to look at your jungle.

05:52:19.060 --> 05:52:21.060
I want you to look at the enemies, what timer do you see?

05:52:21.060 --> 05:52:23.060
15 seconds on his red buff.

05:52:23.060 --> 05:52:25.060
Guess where we're going to be in 15.

05:52:25.060 --> 05:52:27.060
On his red buff.

05:52:27.060 --> 05:52:28.060
Exactly.

05:52:28.060 --> 05:52:30.060
Why though? Why? Cause he's recalling or cause he's going bot?

05:52:30.060 --> 05:52:32.060
Because we saw him bot side earlier.

05:52:32.060 --> 05:52:34.060
So we know that this is undefended right now.

05:52:34.060 --> 05:52:39.140
now. So that's why JnC, you always have to pay attention to the full map. Now go for

05:52:39.140 --> 05:52:44.060
this red. If you can do the wrappers first, check the wrappers. Yep, now you get everything.

05:52:44.060 --> 05:52:55.060
BUFF always first, most important. Yep, so buff always first, that's good. Now we get

05:52:55.060 --> 05:53:00.500
everything. So now JnC, Warwick just got to play bot side. Did you trade something top

05:53:00.500 --> 05:53:06.020
side yes we did we traded out we didn't sit exactly exactly yes and that's what I

05:53:06.020 --> 05:53:09.200
want you to realize this is the reason why invading and she'll like that is

05:53:09.200 --> 05:53:13.180
so important because now you make it so that he's getting punished he can't just

05:53:13.180 --> 05:53:18.700
do whatever he wants you're actively making him lose out it's good

05:53:18.700 --> 05:53:22.420
kind of makes so much sense bro

05:53:23.620 --> 05:53:27.740
he might need me at Krogs here it's a chance right couldn't I fight him

05:53:27.740 --> 05:53:33.100
I'm first to six. Oh, no because you saw him on the dragon jinx. See this way you have to look at your mini map right now

05:53:33.100 --> 05:53:37.900
We know that I mean, yeah, well we did on the mini map. That's the reason why you always have to look at it

05:53:39.300 --> 05:53:41.780
So Jinxie, what are you gonna do after the

05:53:43.220 --> 05:53:45.980
I'm gonna gank and go heroin because we're trading Harold trades

05:53:47.140 --> 05:53:48.260
Exactly

05:53:48.260 --> 05:53:54.540
Don't don't don't yeah, just give up. I'm gonna ping a dumb dumb just no jinxie jinxie. What do you see my plane right now?

05:53:54.540 --> 05:54:02.220
um two players to us if they didn't look okay so now okay so now okay so now should

05:54:02.220 --> 05:54:06.540
we stay on the grubs here we should fight warwick is i'm level six he's level five

05:54:08.300 --> 05:54:10.140
i don't know about that one i think you need to run away

05:54:12.380 --> 05:54:20.220
all right all right run towards your Zoe wait am i in their lane yeah no just

05:54:20.220 --> 05:54:22.220
just recall, just recall

05:54:22.220 --> 05:54:24.220
I didn't know I was running that way, oh my god I'm sorry

05:54:24.220 --> 05:54:26.220
no they're okay

05:54:29.220 --> 05:54:31.220
so now what are you gonna do, okay listen

05:54:31.220 --> 05:54:34.220
I'm gonna want you to go bot to top folk here

05:54:34.220 --> 05:54:36.220
yes sir, yes sir

05:54:36.220 --> 05:54:38.220
no, no Jinzy

05:54:38.220 --> 05:54:41.220
why am I telling you to go bot to top folk here?

05:54:43.220 --> 05:54:45.220
cause this bops up

05:54:45.220 --> 05:54:47.220
no no no no

05:54:47.220 --> 05:54:49.220
I wanted to look at the minimap topside

05:54:49.220 --> 05:54:56.120
What could we be pathing towards that makes us go bot to top?

05:54:56.120 --> 05:54:58.820
Topside I literally have no idea.

05:54:58.820 --> 05:55:00.420
Look at the timers, Trinkseek.

05:55:00.420 --> 05:55:01.780
Jungling is about the timers.

05:55:01.780 --> 05:55:02.780
What timers do you see?

05:55:02.780 --> 05:55:05.740
I mean I see his timers.

05:55:05.740 --> 05:55:09.420
Yes, but his timers aren't his timers, Trinkseek.

05:55:09.420 --> 05:55:10.420
They're yours.

05:55:10.420 --> 05:55:11.420
Okay.

05:55:11.420 --> 05:55:13.500
So you're invading?

05:55:13.500 --> 05:55:17.060
So yes, the reason why you're clearing bot to top is because what I want you to do is

05:55:17.060 --> 05:55:21.700
when you're done, you can look at his top site to seal his camps. Right now you're

05:55:21.700 --> 05:55:26.180
putting him in checkmate because he can only clear one side of his jungle and you clear

05:55:26.180 --> 05:55:32.020
literally three. Do you understand? Yeah, but why, what's to stop you from just waiting

05:55:32.020 --> 05:55:38.260
for me and killing me because he's warwick? Because he's fucking bronze, bro. That's why.

05:55:38.260 --> 05:55:45.420
Alright. So just play on their timers too. Okay, I got you. Like Jynxie, everything that

05:55:45.420 --> 05:55:50.420
Spawns in the game is something that can be fought the only thing is that when you go in the enemy

05:55:50.420 --> 05:55:55.500
It just requires you to have more of a setup in order for it to work. Do you understand? Yeah, you're kind of right

05:55:55.500 --> 05:55:56.980
It's like

05:55:56.980 --> 05:56:01.180
Before if you only play with half the board as a jungler you're only playing like chess with half the board kind of thing

05:56:02.100 --> 05:56:04.100
Exactly, yes

05:56:06.420 --> 05:56:08.900
Yep, and you're gonna start this are his wrappers

05:56:08.900 --> 05:56:11.600
Raptors, not Krugs.

05:56:11.600 --> 05:56:12.600
Why Raptors?

05:56:12.600 --> 05:56:14.100
Because it's more connected?

05:56:14.100 --> 05:56:15.600
No, because of the...

05:56:15.600 --> 05:56:16.700
Okay, do you want to med it?

05:56:16.700 --> 05:56:19.600
Because the reason why you're starting on Raptors is because if you go to Krugs...

05:56:19.600 --> 05:56:20.600
Okay, gang fed.

05:56:20.600 --> 05:56:21.600
Nightgank fed.

05:56:21.600 --> 05:56:22.600
It's Drowsy.

05:56:22.600 --> 05:56:26.200
Yeah, the reason why you're going with Raptors is because if he goes to his Krugs, I get

05:56:26.200 --> 05:56:28.200
nabbed off and...

05:56:28.200 --> 05:56:29.700
Actually, you get off on him.

05:56:29.700 --> 05:56:30.700
Do you want him?

05:56:30.700 --> 05:56:32.700
If you kill him, it dodges it.

05:56:32.700 --> 05:56:33.700
Nice.

05:56:33.700 --> 05:56:34.700
Okay, now go.

05:56:34.700 --> 05:56:35.700
Go go go.

05:56:35.700 --> 05:56:36.700
Chase.

05:56:36.700 --> 05:56:37.700
Photos.

05:56:37.700 --> 05:56:38.700
Keep going.

05:56:38.700 --> 05:56:48.500
Okay, you might have to keep chasing this is fine your choose up in one second just you

05:56:48.500 --> 05:56:50.500
Yes, there you go, bitch!

05:56:50.500 --> 05:56:54.300
Now, now, now James the aura all walk through his towers, walk through his towers right

05:56:54.300 --> 05:56:59.140
now walk through both of his towers walk through the two towers mid yes no no no the other

05:56:59.140 --> 05:57:03.540
ones the ones mid you walk through his towers and go to his fucking wrappers to them this

05:57:03.540 --> 05:57:07.900
is called the aura walk this is where he's on a fucking dog leash and he's your fucking

05:57:07.900 --> 05:57:13.660
bitch you're saying I don't give a fuck about you motherfucker your camps belong to me now take it shit

05:57:16.780 --> 05:57:19.420
okay now after this we can look middle camp

05:57:23.180 --> 05:57:28.060
okay look on the top crab cuz lux is here lux is here means that you guys are not numbers

05:57:29.580 --> 05:57:30.300
you on the war work

05:57:30.300 --> 05:57:36.920
I mean bro like I can't do anything when this dumb bitch locks just charms me

05:57:36.920 --> 05:57:41.960
everyone plays this broken fucking champion it's so fucking annoying charm

05:57:41.960 --> 05:57:50.300
charm charm charm like die yeah okay so Jin see my glances yep glances so now

05:57:50.300 --> 05:57:53.640
Jin see let me ask you a question okay do you remember what I told you earlier

05:57:53.640 --> 05:57:57.920
about the butterfly effect yeah what do you think would have happened if we got

05:57:57.920 --> 05:57:59.920
to those Raptors five seconds sooner.

05:57:59.920 --> 05:58:01.920
I would have been able to get away with my life.

05:58:01.920 --> 05:58:04.920
Exactly. So that's the reason why Jinxie,

05:58:04.920 --> 05:58:07.920
it's signed about Lux or Warwick or Zoey or N1.

05:58:07.920 --> 05:58:09.920
It's the fact that you didn't get there five seconds earlier.

05:58:09.920 --> 05:58:12.920
Bro, you were like confusing me with the walkthrough challenge.

05:58:12.920 --> 05:58:14.920
I don't know what that means. Sorry.

05:58:14.920 --> 05:58:15.920
Yeah, okay.

05:58:15.920 --> 05:58:17.920
It's an intense concept. I've never even heard of that.

05:58:17.920 --> 05:58:19.920
You can still get there.

05:58:19.920 --> 05:58:21.920
Okay, so now look, what are you going to do now?

05:58:21.920 --> 05:58:24.920
I'm going to mute my mic. Tell me what you're going to do.

05:58:24.920 --> 05:58:31.220
chopped about full clear because we have timer up dragons up in 10 4 with recalled

05:58:31.220 --> 05:58:34.740
no more smith and I didn't recall

05:58:34.740 --> 05:58:37.740
get my Q

05:58:42.740 --> 05:58:51.500
CF's dead nice nice ergot going off it's fucking great I'm gonna ping my infants

05:58:51.500 --> 05:58:53.500
To the

05:58:53.780 --> 05:58:59.080
Your dumb dumps. I'm gonna do dragon first. I got some more important than my camp right now

05:59:03.060 --> 05:59:05.100
Oh, I forgot this broken character

05:59:06.420 --> 05:59:10.980
Give me your little dumb bitch you want to charm me charm this dick what?

05:59:14.420 --> 05:59:16.420
Charmed this dick

05:59:16.420 --> 05:59:22.420
I think we can murder the warwick. Yep, he's dead. He's dead on my screen.

05:59:35.420 --> 05:59:44.420
I'm the greatest of all time. T.F's dead too. T.F should be dead here. T.F's always dead here. Hook him.

05:59:44.420 --> 05:59:52.900
I'm the greatest bro give me that fucking gromp we'll see brain dead warwick

05:59:52.900 --> 06:00:05.020
lead warwick to the real players now we're sitting the bush recall

06:00:05.020 --> 06:00:08.940
I'm a piece of shit don't ask not it not even bolshing I would have done the same

06:00:08.940 --> 06:00:12.060
thing that's an okay death I would have literally done in the exact same way I'm

06:00:12.060 --> 06:00:14.060
I'm not controlling you.

06:00:14.060 --> 06:00:16.060
Now what matters is what happens after you respawn.

06:00:16.060 --> 06:00:18.060
There's one right play to make.

06:00:18.060 --> 06:00:20.060
I want to see if you're going to do it.

06:00:20.060 --> 06:00:22.060
I'm eating.

06:00:22.060 --> 06:00:24.060
Well this is shoving.

06:00:24.060 --> 06:00:26.060
This is shoving.

06:00:26.060 --> 06:00:28.060
We have Pryo, Pryo.

06:00:28.060 --> 06:00:30.060
We go Harold.

06:00:30.060 --> 06:00:32.060
Well unless this loses.

06:00:32.060 --> 06:00:34.060
This loses.

06:00:34.060 --> 06:00:36.060
Yeah, now this won't work.

06:00:36.060 --> 06:00:38.060
That's dead.

06:00:38.060 --> 06:00:40.060
This is, yeah, they have Rift.

06:00:40.060 --> 06:00:44.400
This spot's top full clear every day of the week

06:00:46.060 --> 06:00:51.240
No proud bottom top full clear smite early kind of the way

06:00:56.060 --> 06:00:58.060
Make sure you start UNRW and I'm as possible

06:01:00.780 --> 06:01:04.860
I think I'm just gonna let dumb dumb speed dumb dumb's and just get my camps

06:01:04.860 --> 06:01:11.860
Okay, now Jinxie, don't forget Olsi. Don't forget Olsi.

06:01:11.860 --> 06:01:14.860
Yep, yep.

06:01:14.860 --> 06:01:26.860
Come here, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, arrow, idiot, idiot,

06:01:26.860 --> 06:01:35.860
Come here, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, eriled, idiot, idiot, eriled,

06:01:35.860 --> 06:01:37.860
idiot, idiot, eriled.

06:01:37.860 --> 06:01:44.860
Nice, give me Scott, give me Scott, give me Scott, I'm the best part of the team, I need

06:01:44.860 --> 06:01:45.860
Scott.

06:01:45.860 --> 06:01:48.860
Don't touch my Scott.

06:01:48.860 --> 06:01:52.860
Warwick's show top, we can do this quick.

06:01:52.860 --> 06:01:55.660
Wait Warwick's getting the fat Urgot?

06:01:55.660 --> 06:01:58.660
I think I can fight this.

06:01:58.660 --> 06:02:02.780
Yeah, Urgot's missed the go.

06:02:02.780 --> 06:02:03.780
I love you Urgot.

06:02:03.780 --> 06:02:06.780
Diddy Cage 101 man, that character's broken.

06:02:06.780 --> 06:02:12.940
It's my early cause I have no Warwick.

06:02:12.940 --> 06:02:13.940
They're collapsing.

06:02:13.940 --> 06:02:18.820
We collapsed on the Twisted Fate here.

06:02:18.820 --> 06:02:19.820
You're dead.

06:02:19.820 --> 06:02:29.820
you're dead dumb bitch actually let me just take your red buff

06:02:29.820 --> 06:02:32.820
let me take your red buff

06:02:32.820 --> 06:02:38.820
jiddy's red buff this whole game you haven't even touched it

06:02:38.820 --> 06:02:45.060
are you sure you want to fight this? are you sure you want to fight this? are you sure?

06:02:45.060 --> 06:02:45.820
I'm pretty fed.

06:02:45.820 --> 06:02:53.380
come here gaelan come here jump itch!

06:02:53.380 --> 06:02:57.100
gaelan kill nice! nice guys!

06:02:57.100 --> 06:03:02.980
Gwynthus, that is warwick's really fucking dad.

06:03:02.980 --> 06:03:07.300
lady steelcaps. no jinxie what are you gonna have to do?

06:03:07.300 --> 06:03:10.360
You're going to have to dictate your entire game based off all C.

06:03:10.360 --> 06:03:13.060
So I want you to actively call up what you're going to do and why.

06:03:13.060 --> 06:03:14.560
Alright, we have timers.

06:03:14.560 --> 06:03:23.560
So we go Blue buff, Gromp, Raptors, or Blue buff, Gromp, Wolves, Raptors, Crugs, Inta, Dragon.

06:03:25.700 --> 06:03:27.700
I'm going to let Dumb Dumbs be Dumb Dumbs.

06:03:27.700 --> 06:03:38.780
We don't give a fuck.

06:03:38.780 --> 06:03:39.780
Let the idiots die.

06:03:39.780 --> 06:03:42.540
They'll be bronzed for six years, but they have 500,000 mastery.

06:03:42.540 --> 06:03:43.540
Snipe.

06:03:43.540 --> 06:03:45.580
I did not mean to R.

06:03:45.580 --> 06:03:47.380
That's really bad.

06:03:47.380 --> 06:03:48.380
Total misclick.

06:03:48.380 --> 06:03:49.380
Not even gonna matter though.

06:03:49.380 --> 06:03:54.380
We're not fighting to the next mid-man anyways.

06:03:54.380 --> 06:04:09.900
I got bigger shit to do talking about full clear into the Krugs into the dragon

06:04:09.900 --> 06:04:17.340
dragon's up soon warwick's dad so I mean we'll just go here idiots idiots idiots

06:04:17.340 --> 06:04:22.900
idiots idiots warwick's dad so we're gonna go scut into dragon into rafters

06:04:22.900 --> 06:04:27.900
I'm fine with Urgot touching me, Scott, because Urgot's fed.

06:04:27.900 --> 06:04:32.900
And you're here.

06:04:32.900 --> 06:04:35.900
They have no Warwick, I'm gonna need a smite.

06:04:35.900 --> 06:04:37.900
Definitely win dragon.

06:04:37.900 --> 06:04:39.900
They're gonna recall, but I got shit to do.

06:04:39.900 --> 06:04:42.900
I gotta do Raptors into Krugs into Recall.

06:04:42.900 --> 06:04:44.900
Left the idiots fight.

06:04:44.900 --> 06:04:46.900
We don't care.

06:04:46.900 --> 06:04:51.900
Probably midgame, so it might be time to start pushing the waves.

06:04:51.900 --> 06:05:08.540
Could push mid after my recall or maybe top.

06:05:08.540 --> 06:05:10.540
Death stance

06:05:12.420 --> 06:05:19.660
No timers up so we go top maybe into Baron your idiots idiots idiots idiots

06:05:24.580 --> 06:05:26.580
And

06:05:29.260 --> 06:05:35.060
Push into there dumb dumb Baron Baron

06:05:38.540 --> 06:05:40.540
I

06:05:43.820 --> 06:05:49.660
My toddler infants are fighting so we can't do Baron anymore. If they're fighting you keep pushing them

06:05:49.660 --> 06:05:51.860
You keep pushing them. I'll see you keep pushing

06:05:58.420 --> 06:06:02.200
And we've sent to the game cool good of this did Baron

06:06:02.200 --> 06:06:04.960
Perfection can be a sheath.

06:06:05.960 --> 06:06:09.720
As soon as we see somebody we just run, we have a flash and an R so we're unkillable.

06:06:12.280 --> 06:06:16.200
Now Jinxie, if someone comes we're looking and we're doing process of elimination.

06:06:16.200 --> 06:06:18.280
It can only be Warwick so kill the turrets.

06:06:18.280 --> 06:06:20.840
Kill the turret and then maybe we could even fight him.

06:06:22.520 --> 06:06:23.960
Now back up, now back up.

06:06:26.360 --> 06:06:26.920
This is good.

06:06:32.200 --> 06:06:48.800
I don't know what I did wrong there, packed up into 5 people.

06:06:48.800 --> 06:06:53.880
So there's what you did wrong was you overstayed after getting the turret.

06:06:53.880 --> 06:06:56.120
But I just backed up into them.

06:06:56.120 --> 06:06:58.440
Yeah, but that's because TF is bullshit.

06:06:58.440 --> 06:07:00.440
You remember when we talked about that?

06:07:00.440 --> 06:07:04.760
like I'll go over it on replay but it's like what you did was good it's just you

06:07:04.760 --> 06:07:08.680
stayed a little bit too long which is fine it's fine

06:07:08.680 --> 06:07:16.480
this guy just died so instantly so bad like just a 200 CS even matter

06:07:16.480 --> 06:07:21.720
he's still alive I can't even run with him with a dn and all I can't run like

06:07:21.720 --> 06:07:25.840
this guy is ass I ain't get the fuck on Master Lee I hate this fucking guy

06:07:25.840 --> 06:07:33.680
walla so annoying like I have a flash in an R and I'm still dead I mean okay

06:07:33.680 --> 06:07:46.560
whatever they're in team back guys Baron would be literally incredible

06:07:48.720 --> 06:07:55.080
guys Baron would be incredible guys Baron would be incredible guys Baron would

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be incredible Warwick's death bear to be incredible come here dumb dumb

06:08:09.920 --> 06:08:16.720
now we're just gonna win GV man they entered right back

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Oh

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Oh see oh see oh see oh see

06:08:41.920 --> 06:08:45.740
Okay, so Jinxie kill the oh see players not to go top why?

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Cuz my entire team is here. No, no Jinxie. What is the first letter in the old see objective?

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Dragon Dragon Dragon Dragon Dragon

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Exactly, exactly, remember all C, always number one

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Gotcha

06:09:00.980 --> 06:09:03.980
So lanes are more important than camps

06:09:03.980 --> 06:09:08.980
Exactly, lanes more important than camps, objectives more important than lanes

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Remember that

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What happens when my toddlers do this? I just let the toddlers be toddlers?

06:09:12.980 --> 06:09:17.980
Exactly though, you just let them fucking burn their hands on the stove and you just hope it isn't that bad

06:09:22.980 --> 06:09:32.320
I just have a dragon all right I'm back to me

06:09:32.320 --> 06:09:45.440
Warwick's dead so this is free TfSmo we don't care what the fuck we just play objectives

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like good disciplined players

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Oh, no, I want you to recall. Actually, no, you can't kill us.

06:09:56.800 --> 06:09:59.800
Yeah, there you are.

06:09:59.800 --> 06:10:02.800
You're dead. You're dead.

06:10:02.800 --> 06:10:06.800
There you go. Good. So now, Jengzee, you're going to recall.

06:10:06.800 --> 06:10:11.800
Now, based on the rules of ulcer, what should we do, Shen?

06:10:11.800 --> 06:10:16.800
Uh, we have no objectives, so we should just push bot.

06:10:16.800 --> 06:10:18.800
Exactly. Good call.

06:10:18.800 --> 06:10:24.800
Now, GenC, there's one reason that I'm trying to push bot instead of group with your team med.

06:10:24.800 --> 06:10:26.800
What is the reason?

06:10:26.800 --> 06:10:29.800
Ergoth bot, and he's fed.

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No. It's because your ult is only up in 45 seconds.

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So when your ult is down, you split push.

06:10:34.800 --> 06:10:36.800
When it's up, that's when you group.

06:10:36.800 --> 06:10:38.800
Yeah, I can't even team fight anyways, yeah.

06:10:38.800 --> 06:10:40.800
Exactly.

06:10:42.800 --> 06:10:44.800
But if I had my RR to be grouping...

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uh... yes

06:10:50.200 --> 06:10:57.200
it's not your team are probably gonna die but if they die then trade five turrets for it

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this is how you play these man

06:11:00.360 --> 06:11:02.560
yes

06:11:02.560 --> 06:11:03.480
exactly

06:11:03.480 --> 06:11:07.240
and this is how we're gonna win games bro because in france no one does this shit bro

06:11:07.240 --> 06:11:09.560
so it means that you're doing shit that no one does

06:11:09.560 --> 06:11:16.560
which is going to allow you to ascend to levels above everyone else

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kill my team bro, we're just gonna end

06:11:18.560 --> 06:11:25.560
we're just gonna end the game

06:11:25.560 --> 06:11:31.560
so now we'll access here

06:11:31.560 --> 06:11:34.560
now, let's start playing after we get this inhibitor

06:11:34.560 --> 06:11:43.960
Alright, this character is shit, but if you keep CC'd, man, it's so boring.

06:11:43.960 --> 06:11:48.640
CC'd, die, cause he's literally a Marshmallow, this character is so fucking bad.

06:11:48.640 --> 06:11:55.840
Yeah, so that's the thing about Master Yi, it's that if you don't play literally crazy,

06:11:55.840 --> 06:12:00.800
and if you're not like literally like micro-mechanics like everything, then you get fucked, right?

06:12:00.800 --> 06:12:02.800
Yeah, he just dies so fast.

06:12:02.800 --> 06:12:05.960
So now Jinxie, I'm going to explain to you a concept, okay?

06:12:05.960 --> 06:12:08.760
When super minions spawn in a lane, right?

06:12:08.760 --> 06:12:09.760
Yeah.

06:12:09.760 --> 06:12:14.400
So you just killed the inhibitor, super minions are spawning there now for about three minutes.

06:12:14.400 --> 06:12:15.400
Now this lane will automatically push.

06:12:15.400 --> 06:12:16.880
Is that after you get the inhib?

06:12:16.880 --> 06:12:17.880
It always happens like that?

06:12:17.880 --> 06:12:18.880
After you get the inhib?

06:12:18.880 --> 06:12:19.880
Yes, exactly.

06:12:19.880 --> 06:12:20.880
Three minutes.

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Explain what I explained.

06:12:21.880 --> 06:12:27.200
So what you're going to do now, Jinxie, is I'm going to want you to ask yourself, what

06:12:27.200 --> 06:12:28.840
should you be doing?

06:12:28.840 --> 06:12:33.280
I wanted to refer to the document that I sent you and what does it say about the weight game?

06:12:33.280 --> 06:12:39.280
I should be pushing my bot wave and I should be working towards objective in two minutes

06:12:39.760 --> 06:12:43.000
Okay, so why are you why are you pushing ball way right now?

06:12:43.720 --> 06:12:46.520
Because super minions are up the in-hips down. It's a weak point

06:12:47.920 --> 06:12:49.720
Yeah, but

06:12:49.720 --> 06:12:53.320
Super minions being up means you don't have to push the wave, right?

06:12:53.320 --> 06:13:01.320
So what you should be doing is all sleep says that we should be counter jungling right now because the flames are already pushing

06:13:01.320 --> 06:13:07.320
and we need to be grouping around our team, then we counter jungle the camps that are near our teammates

06:13:07.320 --> 06:13:10.320
so if a fight breaks out we can fight with them.

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I'm about to do something crazy coach, just letting you know.

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I'm not sure if I would, but we'll see.

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I don't know how to say no damage to Singe with an ult in the queue.

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You look back at me.

06:13:32.320 --> 06:13:34.320
No, no, no.

06:13:34.320 --> 06:13:36.320
Yeah, that's disgusting.

06:13:36.320 --> 06:13:39.320
I hate all four of you fuckers.

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They have an 0 and 11 top, and this is a ballgame.

06:13:42.320 --> 06:13:46.320
How is RQ doing 5% damage to Singe when he's 0 and 11?

06:13:46.320 --> 06:13:51.980
I because when singe presses are he gains about a 100 armor for no reason

06:13:57.000 --> 06:14:01.520
Okay, if I don't survive this after knowing it's coming, I'm literally gonna quit all right. Thank you

06:14:04.640 --> 06:14:10.220
And I'll jinx you what do you see ball in right now a lot

06:14:10.960 --> 06:14:16.000
Yeah, so now because Santa has to be there. What do you think is gonna happen on the bar in here?

06:14:16.320 --> 06:14:22.140
free Baron maybe not a free Baron because the enemy is gonna go for it but they don't

06:14:22.140 --> 06:14:25.860
have free Baron. I don't know go for the Baron but I'm

06:14:25.860 --> 06:14:30.820
saying that because your super minions are pushing now Senna is not there this

06:14:30.820 --> 06:14:34.620
is all you go in go in don't be scared

06:14:36.420 --> 06:14:45.780
all right now get this. This character is so stupid you play locks die in game

06:14:46.320 --> 06:14:47.920
God damn I hate Lux!

06:14:48.920 --> 06:14:51.420
I'm gonna die. He's too squishy. Yeah, I'm dead.

06:14:53.420 --> 06:14:55.020
He's way too squishy.

06:14:56.920 --> 06:14:58.020
Yep, forget the Lux.

06:14:59.520 --> 06:15:01.920
Yo, Zoe, do you wanna help or watch me get charmed?

06:15:04.720 --> 06:15:05.420
Oh, God.

06:15:06.320 --> 06:15:07.320
I'm gonna get off.

06:15:07.820 --> 06:15:08.320
Wola.

06:15:09.320 --> 06:15:10.520
I'm so done with this shit.

06:15:10.520 --> 06:15:14.220
I'm just- I'm just spanking this pedophile character every time.

06:15:14.220 --> 06:15:18.520
If you play watch your pedophile, they just step behind the track and put it in Chor-Me.

06:15:18.520 --> 06:15:20.220
OH MY GOD!

06:15:21.220 --> 06:15:22.720
And why is my team fighting?

06:15:22.720 --> 06:15:25.220
GET THE PERRIN!

06:15:25.720 --> 06:15:27.720
GET THE FUCKING PERRIN!

06:15:28.720 --> 06:15:31.220
Why are we running on wild juices?

06:15:34.220 --> 06:15:37.220
So, Jynxy, I've been proud of you many times today,

06:15:37.220 --> 06:15:42.220
but I don't think at any point was I as proud of you as when called Black Splirers pedophiles.

06:15:42.220 --> 06:15:45.840
It's like that for me GenC is my magnum opus of the day so far

06:15:47.100 --> 06:15:48.500
Thank you

06:15:48.500 --> 06:15:51.940
Okay, so now when we respawn what are we gonna want to look for?

06:15:59.100 --> 06:16:04.420
I don't know dragon, but my team doesn't play for objectives. So what do I do my team that leaves me out of mountain?

06:16:04.420 --> 06:16:13.420
My team was invading their buff fighting instead of just HITING THE FUCKING BARRON!

06:16:13.420 --> 06:16:20.420
JUST HIT THE BARRON! YOU TOSTERS! HIT THE FUCKING BARRON!

06:16:20.420 --> 06:16:26.420
Why are we fighting? It's the only reason I died, you fucking idiot!

06:16:26.420 --> 06:16:38.780
Okay, so now what are you gonna do push man? No Baron Baron Baron. Exactly. Oh, I'm the

06:16:38.780 --> 06:16:42.020
fuck Baron Baron or inch?

06:16:42.020 --> 06:16:50.020
Nautilus, why are you not baron? I'll beat the shit out of you.

06:16:50.020 --> 06:16:57.020
Nautilus! Come to Baron! Are you fucking stupid?

06:17:02.700 --> 06:17:04.820
Why'd you do dilly-dally?

06:17:04.820 --> 06:17:10.100
Okay, so now recall.

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So now, Jinxie, I want you to type,

06:17:12.460 --> 06:17:19.060
and your team chat, I want you to type Nautilus.

06:17:19.060 --> 06:17:23.420
This is why your parents, this is why your parents.

06:17:23.420 --> 06:17:25.260
But hold on, I gotta win, I gotta win, I gotta win, I gotta win.

06:17:25.260 --> 06:17:26.100
Okay.

06:17:27.300 --> 06:17:29.140
But if you're gonna essentially tell the Nautilus,

06:17:29.140 --> 06:17:31.180
like, why you're hitting the Maxis,

06:17:31.180 --> 06:17:32.820
Nautilus, this is why your parents,

06:17:32.820 --> 06:17:34.260
I've wanted nothing to do with you

06:17:34.260 --> 06:17:35.900
since you were six years old.

06:17:37.020 --> 06:17:39.660
You were on Baron and he's dancing in front of the pit,

06:17:39.660 --> 06:17:40.900
like, bro, doc!

06:17:40.900 --> 06:17:42.940
Okay, do not walk into the poison.

06:17:42.940 --> 06:17:45.580
If you walk into that, yeah, that little fart cloud,

06:17:45.580 --> 06:17:48.500
that cinch is gas, he's gassing you right now.

06:17:49.060 --> 06:18:06.000
Go on, on you go on.

06:18:06.000 --> 06:18:09.220
Fall back dumb dumb snow, no!

06:18:09.220 --> 06:18:11.200
Come here you dumb fucks!

06:18:11.200 --> 06:18:13.200
Erga stop!

06:18:13.200 --> 06:18:14.200
Stop!

06:18:14.200 --> 06:18:15.200
Stop!

06:18:15.200 --> 06:18:19.000
It's like little piggies.

06:18:19.000 --> 06:18:29.320
come back we got pigs you're enough to recall

06:18:29.320 --> 06:18:32.120
I'm shoving this post

06:18:32.120 --> 06:18:34.920
yeah let's go

06:18:34.920 --> 06:18:48.600
Okay, nice, there you go, hergot, there you go.

06:18:48.600 --> 06:18:54.280
You didn't see, they're all low, okay, but you're going to want to wait for your team

06:18:54.280 --> 06:18:57.560
because you don't have your ult right now, okay.

06:18:57.560 --> 06:19:03.320
Now you can walk up a little bit, see if you can look for an angle on the fight here.

06:19:03.320 --> 06:19:09.320
You don't want to walk back too far. If you walk back too far you can't actually follow up properly.

06:19:09.320 --> 06:19:13.320
So you're gonna be sure you're gonna walk up.

06:19:13.320 --> 06:19:18.320
And now I want you to just go for push-stopping.

06:19:18.320 --> 06:19:21.320
Hold on, man. Lux is a pedophile. One second.

06:19:21.320 --> 06:19:25.320
Yep. It all stems from Lux.

06:19:25.320 --> 06:19:29.320
It all stems from getting charmed beyond my camera.

06:19:29.320 --> 06:19:41.560
lock's touches minors oh my god give me up this dog shit fucking game

06:19:51.280 --> 06:19:55.480
hey jingsy lessons what we're gonna have to do now there's so chance that we can

06:19:55.480 --> 06:19:59.120
win but I want you to look at your base when you look at your base bro we have

06:19:59.120 --> 06:20:04.480
it's over let's miss CT I pinged retreat 10 times maybe not maybe not maybe not

06:20:04.480 --> 06:20:10.640
the fed Ergot died the Ergot died he was fed he died okay Jinxie you could

06:20:10.640 --> 06:20:17.560
actually try to 1v5 here I have to get rid of the pedophile first the Lux

06:20:17.560 --> 06:20:26.240
yes exactly exactly come here Lux no don't go and just yet don't go and just

06:20:26.240 --> 06:20:28.880
I just got late for her, or got a little bit, okay?

06:20:28.880 --> 06:20:32.520
No, no, no, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got.

06:20:32.520 --> 06:20:33.360
Good Q.

06:20:34.880 --> 06:20:35.720
Woo!

06:20:36.800 --> 06:20:38.880
Woo, there you go, Lux.

06:20:38.880 --> 06:20:40.360
There you go, Lux.

06:20:40.360 --> 06:20:42.000
Check her hard drive!

06:20:42.000 --> 06:20:43.680
Check Lux's hard drive!

06:20:43.680 --> 06:20:45.600
Check Lux's hard drive!

06:20:45.600 --> 06:20:47.600
Check Lux's hard drive!

06:20:56.240 --> 06:20:59.580
team sabotage, cheating, right manipulation

06:20:59.580 --> 06:21:00.580
wait Jinxie

06:21:00.580 --> 06:21:01.780
team sabotage, cheating, right manipulation

06:21:01.780 --> 06:21:03.180
wait wait wait look at your base

06:21:03.180 --> 06:21:05.180
I think your Kalin just got 1v5 pentakill

06:21:07.900 --> 06:21:08.900
wait Jinxie

06:21:08.900 --> 06:21:11.900
your Kalin just got a 1v5 pentakill

06:21:12.900 --> 06:21:13.900
so did we win?

06:21:15.460 --> 06:21:17.460
I don't know but you saw the chance

06:21:17.460 --> 06:21:18.820
okay so now listen

06:21:18.820 --> 06:21:20.080
you're gonna have to lock the fucking

06:21:20.080 --> 06:21:21.080
are you listening to me

06:21:21.080 --> 06:21:21.580
yeah

06:21:21.580 --> 06:21:22.580
I want you to buy

06:21:22.580 --> 06:21:23.580
I want you to buy

06:21:23.580 --> 06:21:24.080
uh

06:21:24.080 --> 06:21:25.580
sell your plated seal caps right now

06:21:25.580 --> 06:21:27.580
Salam

06:21:27.620 --> 06:21:29.620
In your inventory, it's the boots. Yep

06:21:30.660 --> 06:21:35.620
Right click it right click it right right click and now buy mercury struts buy mercury struts

06:21:35.620 --> 06:21:42.000
I'm ERC and then you're gonna buy elixir of iron buy elixir of iron or just switch up. I are having enough

06:21:42.000 --> 06:21:46.340
I don't have enough not yet. Yes, you do. Sorry. Okay. I'll go dragging out go dragging out now

06:21:46.340 --> 06:21:50.940
No, no, no fast. Let's last so Jinxie the reason why these fights go walk walk

06:21:50.940 --> 06:21:56.820
The reason why these fights feel hard is because the enemy team has a lot of something called

06:21:56.820 --> 06:21:57.820
Rob control.

06:21:57.820 --> 06:21:59.460
Yeah, Mastery sucks, bro.

06:21:59.460 --> 06:22:00.460
Mastery sucks.

06:22:00.460 --> 06:22:01.460
That's all it is.

06:22:01.460 --> 06:22:02.460
He sucks, dick.

06:22:02.460 --> 06:22:03.460
This guy is trash.

06:22:03.460 --> 06:22:05.460
He dies in a second, he just gets stolen.

06:22:05.460 --> 06:22:08.340
Press 7, press 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7.

06:22:08.340 --> 06:22:12.540
Now listen, you have the dragon in the soul.

06:22:12.540 --> 06:22:14.300
You can unironically win this game now.

06:22:14.300 --> 06:22:16.300
I want you to go meta and group with your team.

06:22:16.300 --> 06:22:18.140
Remember, kill the pedophile first.

06:22:18.140 --> 06:22:19.540
The pedophile first.

06:22:19.540 --> 06:22:20.540
This is good.

06:22:20.540 --> 06:22:26.540
I think they're team 1.

06:22:26.540 --> 06:22:27.540
Yes.

06:22:27.540 --> 06:22:28.540
Did I get the pedophile?

06:22:28.540 --> 06:22:29.540
They did.

06:22:29.540 --> 06:22:30.540
Nice.

06:22:30.540 --> 06:22:31.540
Get the pedophile!

06:22:31.540 --> 06:22:32.540
Get the pedophile!

06:22:32.540 --> 06:22:33.540
Wait, why?

06:22:33.540 --> 06:22:34.540
Your team can literally end the game bot.

06:22:34.540 --> 06:22:35.540
Why are they not ending the game bot?

06:22:35.540 --> 06:22:36.540
Look at the minion wave bot.

06:22:36.540 --> 06:22:37.540
Why are they not ending bot jingxi?

06:22:37.540 --> 06:22:41.740
wait why your team can literally end the game bot why are they not ending the

06:22:41.740 --> 06:22:46.740
game bot look at the minion wave bot why are they not ending bot jingxi

06:22:50.540 --> 06:22:55.180
wait look look look what they're doing look what they're doing

06:22:55.780 --> 06:23:01.160
oh my god they better end the game here guys end end

06:23:01.160 --> 06:23:05.540
pedophiles back in 20 seconds the pedophiles back in 20 seconds you guys

06:23:05.540 --> 06:23:11.980
gotta end now the pedophile is back in 20 seconds you have to end now and and

06:23:11.980 --> 06:23:17.780
suck my jungle got some jungle gap in our chat jungle gap

06:23:17.780 --> 06:23:26.020
I hate my I ain't master you man why I just I hate this guy you can't run

06:23:26.020 --> 06:23:29.460
because he's squishy you can't engage because he's squishy my team has CT so I

06:23:29.460 --> 06:23:32.820
can never team fight properly I hate mess I'm never playing this guy again

06:23:32.820 --> 06:23:39.820
Warwick, Wukong, if it comes down to it, I'll play fucking Trindivir or Olaf jungle, never play, he just shit, he just dies instantly.

06:23:39.820 --> 06:23:48.820
All that iron is, is my team split up, they run down, they run down the turret, and then I get CC'd by a pedophile Lux, every game.

06:23:48.820 --> 06:23:53.820
There is a Lux being like, every single game, every game, I can't get close to anybody.

06:23:53.820 --> 06:24:00.540
I'm just getting charmed from Narnia, like this shit is dead.

06:24:00.540 --> 06:24:03.340
I should have never played Yee, should have never played Yee.

06:24:03.340 --> 06:24:04.980
How do you delete a character from your account?

06:24:04.980 --> 06:24:05.980
How do you delete somebody?

06:24:05.980 --> 06:24:09.620
You can't, yeah you can't, you just have to like leave it.

06:24:09.620 --> 06:24:13.260
I want to delete him so I can never gaslight myself at applying this dog shit champion

06:24:13.260 --> 06:24:14.260
again.

06:24:14.260 --> 06:24:20.540
When I play Warwick, there's just, Warwick 13 and 6, Yee 5 and 10, Warwick 6 and 9, Warwick

06:24:20.540 --> 06:24:25.960
7 and 3 warwick 4 and 1 work 3 and 7 work 7 and 3 work 4 and 1 yee 4 and 8

06:24:26.540 --> 06:24:28.540
Fucking wukong. I don't even know

06:24:29.180 --> 06:24:33.380
17 and 10 wukong 10 and 1 yee 7 and 6

06:24:33.380 --> 06:24:38.160
That's a highlight game for me on yee yee 6 and 7 yee 4 and 7

06:24:38.420 --> 06:24:43.500
Warwick 6 and 7 warwick 6 and 0 warwick 9 and 7 I go negative 8 and 7 time with yee

06:24:43.500 --> 06:24:47.180
He just gets cc'd by a pedophile Lux every game of props

06:24:47.180 --> 06:24:52.180
So, Jinxie, before we're done, I just want to show you one last thing. Are you ready?

06:24:52.180 --> 06:24:53.180
Yeah.

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But I'm warning you this might piss you off even harder than anything else.

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What?

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Okay. So, right now, I want you to open my screen share.

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Okay. This is your OPGG, right?

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Yeah.

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Okay. So, this is your ranked win rate over the last seven days, right?

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Okay.

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Your winrate on Warwick is 8 wins 4 losses, Wukong is 2 wins and 2 losses, Hakurim is 0-1, right?

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Yep.

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So, you should be up on that 4 games, right?

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Yep.

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And said you're down LP because of this.

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Yeah, I'm never playing E again.

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Well, I'm never playing E again.

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I'm never playing E again.

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I do- dude, I am better on Wukong with 3 games of experience.

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We're going to go live at 3pm EST and we're going to play out in the ring until completion.

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Every main boss, millennia, till completion, no quitting this time, no bitching out, I'll

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see y'all boys tomorrow.

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God bless, and last thing, if you play Lux and League of Legends.