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What is good, baby?

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Wait, wait, wait, wait.

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Why is money?

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Hi, guys.

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It's only capturing.

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Wait, I don't know why, I don't know why.

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Y'all y'all y'all y'all ain't no doubt about it shit is coming and I'm just praying that

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LaDickey love it always told myself that it's the type of shit I wanted I was being honest

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even made a promise buddy yes this was it a conscious scorpion take over the two one

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have you got the two water that ain't even my concern about

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daughter mommy talking about it you know I'm on those this ain't even about some shit upon a

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Checklist this is about the fact that I'm about to test this

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Way to smile and accept it pretty reckless pretty restless cause I've lived my entire time

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When I was singing the song you guys couldn't hear it

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Yo, yo, yo high-fives calling high-fives calling high-fives, what up, dude?

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and Joe might sounds like absolute dog shit

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and it's unbearable.

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Hey, Chad, I have a little bit of a story time.

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I want to tell y'all boys about today, but I

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Can you make sure the mode is the two circles

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and it's lining in the middle?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I'm trying to get on that one.

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Oh, okay.

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We're on a whole new PC today, but like I said, I'm explain the stories.

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Should I just keep talking?

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Okay, so chat, as y'all know, I streamed Elden Ring for like 6 days continuously straight nonstop, right?

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I finished the Elden Ring stream, okay?

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I finished the Elden Ring stream, you know,

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end of the stream, chillin', went to go turn off my PC.

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I've never in my entire life seen anything like this.

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I went to go turn off my PC, nothing happened.

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Tap the button, nothing.

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Held the button, nothing.

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I went into the desktop and tried to power it off

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from there, nothing.

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This PC would not shut off.

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So I committed one of the most cardinal sins ever

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in the history of PCs.

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I flickered off the power cable like the orange flick.

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I flickered off the orange power cable.

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The PC immediately shut off and I was like, eh, whatever.

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Three days go by and nothing happens.

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This morning I go to turn on my PC,

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turn it on, flickers off, nothing happens.

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Turn it on, the lights come on, the fans come on,

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everything shuts off immediately after.

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PC fucking died. I don't know if it was the motherboard power table, whatever

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Six days of an Elton Ring stream murdered the PC and I might have gave it the finishing touch

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I might have gave it the nail in the coffin when I flicked off the power cable

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So yes, yeah, our rest in peace sort of old PC type of 07 in the chat

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Type of F in the chat. I don't know if y'all can hear the story. I don't even know if the bikes

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Sounds like horrible or not

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But yes, bro rest in paradise to that PC man

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It worked for like three months and it literally died like literally died

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But you know, it's not a jinksy stream without the PC exploding bro. Like this is part of who I am dude

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I've done like I will I stream with probably 11 different PCs and they each have their own individual problems over the last five years

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I'm not even kidding

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I'm about to start stream about it literally see if I can get a fucking NASA computer because maybe a fucking NASA computer won't break

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like. Can you make sure the gain on the on the mic isn't too loud? I don't know. It's

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just when you when you speak really loudly, it's just it's bad.

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It's in the middle of facing the word game. So I go to the right of the left.

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Like that. Is that good? I went down. I moved the game down. How about that?

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Yeah, bring it.

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It's like chill.

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Okay, wait, is chat dying?

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Wait, how does this sound?

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Is this good?

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I mean, dude, my, literally,

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my bulge is in their face right now.

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Wait, hold on, hold on.

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Put your headset on.

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Headset on? On and on. Yo, yo, yo.

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Yo, yo, yo.

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Yo. Wait, that sounds.

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Yeah. Chat.

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Sounds good. Is that good?

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Yo, you gotta yell, yell!

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Yo, yo, yo, yo!

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Good, good, good?

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Chad, are we good? Are we chillin'?

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How's it good now?

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Chad, how does that sound?

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How does that sound?

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Quiet, okay.

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Quiet, baa-la-ra!

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I know, I know, I know.

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Chad, does it sound good or bad? Good or bad? Good or bad? Good or bad?

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Yo, my favorite streamer. Thank you for the kind words, man.

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I think we're we're good now. Okay. Okay. We have a reaction wait. I have a so why is everybody in chat they have like a trash can next to the name. What is this?

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Chad is the mic good or bad?

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Is it good or bad?

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So, yeah, you know, I'll fix it.

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Yeah, one second, guys. We're on a new PC. I got to start off with a story time.

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You're going to turn these off, this off, this off, boom, should be good to go now.

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Working good, good, good, good.

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You are good.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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I'm going to put up chat on my right monitor so I can reach out.

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There we go.

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Yo, altitude thinking for the prime, more math thinking for the prime, eta thinking

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for the prime, chap thinking for the prime.

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What what what's happening?

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I'm overstimulated as a motherfucker

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Okay, this, and then you can talk about, uh, you wanna talk about Oliver Tree?

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Yeah, bro, chat, I actually saw that, um, dude, I was on the phone with Hi-Vice because

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we were, like, setting up the new PC and I saw on Twitter, on Dex, yeah, I literally

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We saw this tweet, bro, singer all over trees reportedly died in the helicopter crash in

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Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, two helicopters collided in midair before crashing into an electric

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vehicle yard killing six people.

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Bro, I saw this.

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I saw this this morning and like, I didn't even feel like, doesn't feel real.

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It's just, I don't even know how to explain it, bro.

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But yeah, it's definitely real.

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I don't know, man.

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That's insane.

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That just goes to show you chat that life flashes by

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in an instant, bro.

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Every single one of us, every single person,

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whether you're, whatever you're doing, bro,

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you're on very limited time.

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You can think that you're going to be alive for 80 years,

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but like out of nowhere, you can just randomly die one day.

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Like it's kind of insane, bro.

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And it always, life gives you enough time

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to forget about that and then it'll just remind you

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like a month later with like a story like this.

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But that's insane.

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I should, I have like a couple of his songs on my album.

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But yeah, that's insane, bro.

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Or not my album, my playlist, sorry.

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But yeah, like that's insane.

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Helicopter crash, bro.

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That's the same way Kobe Bryant died, dude.

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same exact way. That is literally insane. So yeah, rest in beats, man. Get a rest in beats

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in the chat. That is literally insane. 32 years old, bro. Way too, way too young to go, man.

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That's really sad, really sad. He always seemed like, um, like I'm around. I watched him like,

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I watched some podcasts that he did. Like he would always go on people's podcasts.

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I remember one time I watched, he went on like the H3 podcast like years ago. Dude, he was like

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hilarious um so yeah really sad bro really sad and also made some fucking bangers too man

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so yeah really sad bro very very very sad now chat also i see a lot of you guys are spamming this

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i can't is this real guys is this real a lot of y'all are spamming this new

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a lot of y'all are spamming this

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doggy 97% on grief fucking Dexter to is treating about this bro guys this is like this is like

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news doggy has been on grief for two years bro we have to watch this bro we have not

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why I literally waited till I went live to watch this lock it is the clip lagging or is it my PC

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Here we go.

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Let's try this again.

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His heart rate was 170 his heart rate was 170. Oh my god

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Yo, bro type of stag in the chat

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Bro, but doggy man. Um, I don't know if you're gonna see this or not, bro

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But you're like you're gonna be to any day now, bro. You got a 97%

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You're gonna beat this any frickin day, bro. Don't stress out about it, bro

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I mean, I'm gonna say he beats it within the next month easily

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Bro, he's been on this fucking level for two years chat two years. He's been on this level. Is that not insane?

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Germany 1 7 to 1 cap literal cap

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Bro, I checked that game this morning. It was 1 1

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They got Brazil'd oh my god

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Cheers, South got Brazil'd what the fuck

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They got Brazil'd

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Bro they got Brazil'd oh my god

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Oh my God.

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Curacao got presented.

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Is there highlights? There's already highlights on this?

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Oh crap, but I just went live in YouTube.

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Wait, YouTube, I'm going to go back live in a second.

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Chell, let's watch the highlights. Watch the highlights.

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When I got shingles, I was 52 years old.

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Chell, what the heck is shingles? What the heck is that?

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I always see these ads about shingles.

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was for old people. What's this in YouTube? Yeah, there's no way they already dropped highlights

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though. I kind of refused to believe that highlights always take forever. Highlights always take

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forever. Wait, they did 10 minutes ago. Wait, lock in. That's a little Germany. Manuel Noyer

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H4. Okay, seven one is a little bit insane. Can I just be honest? Wait, Manuel Noyer is

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still keeper now chat I'm going to give y'all a hot take right here right now in his prime

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I don't care what anybody says I don't care if you say Buffon, Vandersar, even Dehea in his prime

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the best keeper ever in his prime I don't care what anybody says in his prime the greatest

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goalkeeper of all time. I'm not

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trolling.

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I could see it's Peter check.

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No, Manuel Neuer was the

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greatest goalkeeper of all time

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in his prime. Watch his

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highlights.

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Manuel Neuer H 40 is

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controversial backing goal for

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Germany after coming out of

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international retirement.

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He's got to keep me.

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Okay, I'm not going to lie.

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I have been a little bit excited

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to watch some Germany games.

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I'm going to keep it a buck

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which are verse, Musiala, Kimish, Kai Havertz,

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like, Leroy Sane, this team is fucking stacked, bro.

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If Germany doesn't make top eight,

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I would literally shit myself.

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Back in Nathaniel Brown's interesting.

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He has an American father.

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Bro, check, Iker Casillas, dad with the hay-up.

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You can say any name you want.

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I'm taking Manuel Neuer in his prime.

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In his day, I'm taking Manuel Neuer over any keeper ever.

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to play for Germany. Jamal Uzialov putting the cover from the horrendous

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breaking leg. He suffered in the US last summer and our snowsack.

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Highbites calling. Yo, highbites, what up bro?

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Hey, how's it going?

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Um, I noticed something bad. Okay, um, the desktop audience delayed.

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Bobo's all right. Yes, pretty bad. Bobo's all right.

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What's next? It's like a little troll going to run into my room and punch my testicles?

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What else could possibly happen? The audio's delayed. The mic sounds like shit. My PC broke.

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The motherboard fried. It's a little troll going to run in my room and punch my nuts.

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Right over the 10 gifted steps. She don't. I need like,

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I need like someone talking so I can link it.

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Like me talking over and over and over?

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Yeah, we could do a GXE YouTube video, I'm sure bro, but it can't be you.

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Your mic's not delayed, it's the desktop audio that's delayed.

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Why don't we just keep watching the video we're watching?

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because it's hard because no one's loving I don't see you like the person

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talking

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does that make sense

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I um me how I don't know I got it I got it

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whoo Chad that's gonna be it's gonna be one of those days man

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one of those days bro one of those fucking days

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It's my game, Jinx.

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Audio latency?

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Is it delayed?

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Yeah.

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Very delayed.

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It's so delayed wait chance actually delay pro. Oh my god.

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I'm a hundred cat.

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Let's see what we can do drinks.

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We're going to have a render delay.

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Okay.

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And what that's going to do is we're going to narrow it down.

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So we're going to delay this now.

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It's not, it is, I promise you it is.

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Way better.

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We're getting there, James.

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They're saying now it's delayed.

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What?

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They're basically saying you have schizophrenia.

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I don't have schizophrenia.

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Is my headset delayed?

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Wait, Jack.

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Run, Paul.

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Is it delayed?

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Like, is this video delayed?

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Yeah, Morty.

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Morty, is it delayed, Morty?

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Why does this YouTube video have no audio now?

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I'm going to fucking lose it in a second here.

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Middlesbrough wing as Sanjay Hansen, he comes in at the expense of a defender, Julien.

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Hi guys, where are you hearing the delay at?

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Galli, both Pecuna brothers, Leandro and Juninho played in the English Premier League and...

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Now it's worse.

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Alright, now it's worse? Alright, I'll just remember them. I guess I'm still... I guess I'm still still... but I promise you there's delay.

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But, go ahead.

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Chad, is this delaying?

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Tahit Chum was once the young player of the year of Manchester United.

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Most of the players play in the Dutch first or second divisions.

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And have chosen to play to cheer us on.

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Brown.

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That sounded perfect.

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Wait, Chat, when he kicked the ball, did you hear it?

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Brown.

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When he kicked the ball, did you hear it? Did you hear it?

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Like, was it perfectly synced up, Chat, when he kicked it?

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Is it fine?

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Yeah.

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All right.

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I'm sure it was the I.

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I, James Theodos.

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Yep.

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What's it like to go to the top of the box?

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It's good.

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It's good.

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Here, maybe for 10 minutes to get the fast go.

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And what a very good long position to get on Louisiana.

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Louisiana, top of the box.

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You can look in the box, something on this left hand side.

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Verses.

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Yes.

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Oh, this is sensational.

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Great landing stop.

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But this is like coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb

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Bro, it looks like Germany's in it like doing a drill

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Versus walking in the box

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Musialas jogging

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Turn it down wait, what's too loud the game is too loud

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Your mic is too loud or my mic is too quiet

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I move my mic up and move the game down. Is that better?

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Lesson inside.

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But, yes.

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Oh, there's a sensational goal.

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Ready and struck by a meta.

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Gorgeous, gorgeous goal.

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Hi guys, I'm just going to ignore the chat because they're trolling and it's counterproductive.

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Hi guys, you let me know if it's delayed or if the audience thought.

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fuck I'm not listening to the chat

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it's my my 2 quiet sound the play continues on streaming on a new PC this

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like a new issue every three seconds I love it bro it's living my favorite

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thing ever is streaming on a new PC like it is my favorite thing ever bro there's

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It's just like a new page every two seconds.

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It's like, I'm gonna tweak, bro.

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How's this?

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He's getting too loud.

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And a pretty simple finish inside of the foot.

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That's what a stream dog?

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You know, I wrote, can't see it.

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What now to Germany?

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Just a second goal.

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But he's national, so I'm comfortable defensively.

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And I just wonder what the process was behind that.

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Double the box!

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How long ago?

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Francis, it doesn't even matter. He really does.

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Wait, who is this? Who is this guy?

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Nametia, this guy's going off.

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Who's this guy? Who's this guy?

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Nametia!

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Oh, yeah. Not necessarily a guy from the club before him.

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He's going back.

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Burks! Burks! Burks!

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Yeah, crossing inside, fizzing one goal.

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Oh, my god.

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So good.

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Yo, Germany's stacked, bro.

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Just wide of the post.

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He's a rookie player for Dortmund.

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Wait, it's his first year in Dortmund?

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Chat, first year in Dortmund?

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Coming in, sir.

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Brilliant ball.

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Wait, that's some...

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That is a good one!

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Curacao, can you believe this?

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Komenetseya makes history!

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Chad, this is the... this is the video.

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That is a sensation!

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That's scored against the four times world champions.

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Komenetseya starts to play Rosetwide.

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Germany's won four World Cups. Holy fuck!

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the most world cups is it Brazil is it Brazil

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back to a tough stretching to try it Brazil right

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like it unfortunately deflection Brazil that's five yeah yeah Germany has four oh my god

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Yeah.

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Jimmy with the free kick.

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Joshua Kimmings.

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Joshua Kimmings.

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Brilliant.

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Oh my God.

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What a save.

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What a save.

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Hicked a few guys to get Slider back free.

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Back post.

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Unfortunately it's one.

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Ready and ball.

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It's a beautiful

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You've got it, Landon! Schlockerback!

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Cross and Germany! We get in the lead!

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Good.

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Germany looks scary, bro.

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You've scored five more times after this?

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You've scored five more times after this?

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He's going to bite more times.

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He's not going to miss pedicure.

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We're going to take him down.

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We're going to take him down.

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He's got him. He's got him.

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He's got it all at his knee.

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With the ball at his feet.

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Deflection!

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Another block this time by Janine.

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You have a turn now.

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How many checks are they going to have?

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$200,000!

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Oh, what a check by Barts.

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Oh, it's done, it's done.

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It's done.

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Red is that fucking L, Red.

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Frop or pen, question mark.

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Frop or pen.

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Frop or pen.

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No, no, Frop or pen.

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Barts is on the back foot, and therefore it was a simple penalty.

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The referee's in a very, very good position.

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It was that second movement of the leg.

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He goes to go.

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Pure self-ass behind the goal.

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Trying to pull him off.

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Kai Havets.

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And they get it.

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It's 3-1.

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Absolutely sliders.

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Absolutely fucking sliders.

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Absolutely sliders.

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little stutter here. Let's

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be like really his left chat.

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How did your sound qualify?

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Because isn't their population

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like a hundred thousand?

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Who did they beat?

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Who did they beat, bro?

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Hi, habits.

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Rolls it to his left.

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Simple penalty.

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Simple goal and part of the

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game.

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I didn't get to have time.

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I don't want six, seven, eight,

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one to make this.

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Yo, hi, guys.

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My seven TVs not on the chat.

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everyone simply not

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They will get hammered at the tournament passes. They don't make this. Oh my god, what a ball. Jammel!

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Oh, and he's beautiful for New Zealand.

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There's a sensation of strength from him. He made it look easy. It wasn't.

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Confidently reverse his height to Jammel. I had a feeling they were gonna catch up to him.

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And continue to push and push. We saw the opposite of Mexico the other day.

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Yeah, I don't think my 7 TV's working. It's not on

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Chata one second, uh, we're on a new PC. So basically, you know, let me give y'all another story time, bro

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because I did one at the start of the stream,

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but I think the audio was glitched or something.

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Bro, yeah, so I streamed out in the ring

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for six days straight, like kept my PC on the entire time,

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whole six days straight.

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At the end of the six days, I went to go turn off my PC,

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press the button, nothing happened.

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Held the button, nothing happened.

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Went into my desktop,

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went into my desktop, clicked the bottom right button

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to power it off, nothing happened.

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So I'm like, all right, there's only one option left.

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We have one option to turn off this PC.

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You guys know what I did.

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I flicked the power cable, one of the seven deadly sins.

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After I did that, my PC shut off,

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didn't think about it for three days, worked.

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Today, went to go turn on my PC, the fan turned on,

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the light turned on, it shut off 20 seconds later.

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Went to go do it again, the fan turned on,

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the light turned on, shut off 20 seconds later.

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and it's been off all day.

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So then we swap to a whole new PC today.

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So now there's just gonna be a problem every nine minutes.

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It's just gonna be a tech issue stream.

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Quickly doesn't allow Eli Rook to set.

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It's a fail.

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It's a fail.

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It's a fail.

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It was a fail.

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It was a fail.

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It was a fail.

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Oh, Rook had to make a save

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and he's very annoyed with his defenders.

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He switched off.

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It was a fail.

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It was a fail.

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It was a fail.

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It was a fail.

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It was a fail.

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It was a fail.

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It was a fail.

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What the fuck, ooh!

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Through ball, he sees it.

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Signing!

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Signing!

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He missed it.

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Bro, what a ball.

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Holy fucking shit, Germany looks good.

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What a ball, holy fucking shit, Germany looks good.

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Che, who is Undav?

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Who does Undav play for?

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club.

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Stuttgart.

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Oh my god!

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Bro, this is bad. This is bad.

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Kurosawa's defense is getting passed around like a blunt right now.

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Bro, it's not even like spectacular goals.

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goals, it's sort of just like a completely deflated defense.

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What a fantastic finish with this right foot.

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Jinxie, they came back.

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Yo bro, I already checked the score, it was 7-1.

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Do you think I'm a fucking toddler?

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Damn, strike through the laces.

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I already checked the score, dummy.

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Take the gamble.

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You didn't.

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John Kersaki with the 25 gifted subs.

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She owns.

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Wait, isn't that the CIA agent?

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Bro, I swear, that's the CIA agent, right?

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Kimmish!

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And that's why I love Kimmish. Selfless player. That's why I love Kimmish.

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And Undam is in there, and Germany, what they keep on, it's in the fact that Undam scores at the world at the top, his very title goes up.

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Little slip on down the line, as it came across, I was thinking...

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Yeah, it's not self-glaze. I'm not fucking Kimmich, bro! It's not self-glaze!

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Wait a second, I've never hit it.

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Buddy, I'm not fucking Kimmich!

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did the highlights not show the last goal did the highlights didn't show the last goal

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Also turkey turkey loss, bro

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Yo, sir not this fucking thing chat turkey loss, bro

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guys

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It looks like USA is gonna top the group

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I'm not even joking bro. It looks like USA is gonna top the group bro dead ass

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dead fucking ass man

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It looks like USA is gonna top the group man. I'm not even trolling

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Josh we what should we watch Brazil Morocco?

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Bro, I don't dude it looks like they're gonna top the group man. I'm not even joking

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Actually, Brazil Morocco drew right? Brazil Morocco drew

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Brazil Morocco drew

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Also chat we got a banger video here banger video here chat banger video here we were gonna watch this the other day

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This video has been enticing me for the last week why 60,000 people live on a rock with zero resources now

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I thought this would be about North Sentinel Island but North Sentinel Islands like 200 people so I don't even know what this is lock in

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In the middle of the Atlantic, there's an island that has zero natural resources, since

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totally isolated, and is a literal bullseye for Hurricane Alley.

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Geographically, it should be a desolate rock that-

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What island is this?

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Is it Bermuda?

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We collectively ignore, but instead it's an incredibly wealthy country with over 60,000

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people.

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Why?

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Because this tiny island placed billion-dollar bets on the world's worst natural disasters.

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Jeff and this is the incredible geographic story behind Bermuda. It is Bermuda. It is.

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When most people think of Bermuda, they immediately picture the Caribbean. They imagine it sitting

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down near Jamaica, Puerto Rico or the Bahamas, likely because they share a similar name,

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surrounded by tropical neighbors in calm, shallow sea. Holy delay. Wait. High-fives. Is it delayed?

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High-fives. Is it delayed, I guess? High-fives. Is it delayed? Yo, what up, I guess.

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I guess this is why you pay me and not chat right because I was right the whole time

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talking about so

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Well, I mean the chat to size CTE brah, I don't know to tell you I know I know this is what I'm saying

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So we should probably stop listening. I think the CTE is getting worse by the second

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Since let's play again because you can help out too with this game a little bit because I can't help because I can't hear it

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Like I don't know what

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So, this audio test tells you how long it's, so we're going to, we're going to slow it

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down.

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We're going to, this, I mean, the line at the bottom, wherever it's at when the audio

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is, is how delayed it is.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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This is.

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400.

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I.

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We're just gonna.

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400. All right. We're just gonna

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template this by

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all right, even if something we can relax.

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Just send in the little troll to kick my nuts, bro. Just send him in, dude. Didn't

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Ron's stream on this? Like I'm so lost man. So this is Ron's PC. How is it just the Nicholas

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Stewart effect? What is this? Um, so I'll expose. It's 30 seconds out of our day. Okay.

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Yeah, it's like a hundred more milliseconds or something, probably 50, probably just.

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What are you bro, like, yagami man?

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The fuck even is this, milliseconds?

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Yeah.

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All right, there you go.

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It's perfect.

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Good.

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Yeah.

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Perfectly.

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Thank you.

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Have us chat striking again with the wrong input.

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All right.

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Yeah.

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Now it should be good.

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Now it should be good.

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60,000 people live on a rock with zero resources locked in the Atlantic. There's an island that has

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Bring it like you do

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Resources since totally isolated and is a literal bullseye for Hurricane Alley

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Geographically, it should be a desolate rock that we collectively ignore but instead. It's an incredibly wealthy country with over

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60,000 people. Why? Because this tiny island placed billion dollar bets on the world's worst

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natural disasters. I'm Jeff and this is the incredible geographic story behind Bermuda.

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When most people think of Bermuda, they have no resources whatsoever.

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Immediately picture the Caribbean. They imagine it sitting down near Jamaica,

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Puerto Rico, or the Bahamas, likely because they share a similar name.

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Surrounders like Trump.

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Is the Bermuda really known for the Bermuda Triangle?

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Like isn't it like a bunch of ships have went missing throughout like all of civilization

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like riding through that?

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Typical neighbors and calm shallow seas.

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But this is a massive geographic misconception.

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In fact, Bermuda isn't in the Caribbean Sea at all.

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It's located entirely alone in the vast, seemingly endless expanse of the North Atlantic Ocean.

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To put its location in perspective, the closest landmass isn't another island.

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It's the coast of North Carolina.

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the West, specifically Cape Hatteras, which sits about 650 miles or 1,050 kilometers to

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the West.

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Bro, so Bermuda's away from literally everything.

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And further, if you were to hop in a boat and sail straight east from Bermuda, you wouldn't

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hit land again until you crashed into the coast of Morocco and North Africa.

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What?

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Over 3,000 miles away.

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There are no neighboring islands to trade with.

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There's no protective archipelago to break the oceans.

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So, Bermuda is closer to North Carolina than any other Caribbean country.

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I did not know that.

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Fury.

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Bermuda is a lone spec in the deep blue, which begs the question, why is it there at

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all?

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And more to that point, how does a solitary landmass just pop up in the middle of nowhere?

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The answer lies deep beneath the ocean's surface.

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In a violently explosive past, Bermuda is actually the very tip of a massive extinct

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underwater volcano known as the Bermuda pedestal.

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Millions of years ago, a ge

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a hole through the earth's

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water volcano underneath B

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a colossal mountain that r

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the sea floor. Over time,

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and began to sink back da

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sank, something remarkable

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maritime organisms began

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around the rim of the sink

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sea levels fluctuated over

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These reefs were exposed, crushed into sand by the wind and waves, and compacted into

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solid limestone.

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So when you walk on Bermuda today, you're not walking on volcanic rock.

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You're walking on the fossilized remains of millions of years of coral reefs, resting

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high above a submerged volcanic mountain.

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But being an ancient coral reef comes with a severe, almost fatal, geographic drawback.

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A drawback that should make human life here almost impossible.

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You see, because Bermuda is entirely made of highly porous limestone, it has absolutely

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zero natural freshwater resources.

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Think about what that means for a developing civilization.

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There are no rivers to draw from.

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There are no freshwater lakes.

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There are no deep aquifers to pump drinking water from.

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When it rains, the water simply filters straight through the porous rock and mixes with the

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salty ocean water below.

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For a landmass located hundreds of miles from the nearest drop of freshwater, this is a geographic

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nightmare.

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What?

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Bass fields of crops without water.

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You can't support a massive population without water.

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You'd think that this sheer lack of basic survival resources

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would make it completely uninhabitable.

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Yet somehow the people of Bermuda didn't just survive this.

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They engineered their way around it

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using a brilliantly simple architectural trick

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involving their white stepped roofs.

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Something we'll talk about in a bit,

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but before we get to human ingenuity,

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we need to talk about the water surrounding the island.

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Bermuda sits entirely within the Sargasso Sea, a fascinating region of the Atlantic and

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the only sea on Earth that has no land boundaries.

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It's defined entirely by ocean currents, forming a massive…

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Wait, NASA's gonna talk about the Bermuda Triangle now?

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Slow moving vortex.

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More importantly, Bermuda owes its entire climate to one specific powerful current, the Gulf

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Stream.

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Even though Bermuda sits well above the Tropic of Cancer, and therefore is well outside of

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the tropics zone, the warm waters of the Gulf Stream flow directly past the island and

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give it a similar tropics like climate, as the islands have in the Caribbean.

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This oceanic conveyor belt acts as a massive geographic space heater, keeping Bermuda a

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pleasant year around, and allowing those coral reefs to thrive much further north than they

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normally would anywhere else on the planet.

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But this ocean warmth is also a severe double-edged sword.

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Warmwater is the exact fuel needed to power the planet's most destructive storms, and

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Bermuda's location places it directly in the firing line for North Atlantic

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hurricanes moving up the eastern seaboard of North America. It's a literal

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bullseye in the ocean. The island is routinely battered by category 3, 4, and

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even 5 hurricanes with no mountains to break the wind. Oh god no mountains? So the

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hurricanes just come in and clobber this thing. No larger landmasses to absorb

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the storm surge. Bermuda takes the full unfiltered brunt of the Atlantic's

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By all logic, a flat, isolated island with no rivers, no natural resources, and a guarantee

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of catastrophic storms should be a desolate rock.

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And for a very long time, it was exactly that, a place completely avoided by humanity,

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a cursed island.

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What?

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The Isle of Devils.

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Unlike almost every other part of the planet, for millions of years, Bermuda sat completely

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alone.

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And when human beings finally started crossing the oceans, it stayed that way.

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In fact, when the Spanish sea captain Juan de Bermudez first spotted the island in 1505,

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he made a crucial discovery.

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Bro, who named the island after himself?

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Absolutely no one there.

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Zero native population.

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Unlike the islands of the Caribbean, which were home to thriving indigenous civilizations,

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Bermudez's extreme isolation meant no humans had ever found it.

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It was a complete blank slate.

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But surprisingly, the Spanish didn't want it.

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As sailors approached the island, their wooden ships were regularly ripped to shreds by the

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treacherous hidden coral reefs surrounding it. Those who survived the wrecks and made it near the

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shore reported hearing terrifying demonic shrieking. I don't think there's anything more terrifying than

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being like stranded at sea on a desert island. Boris at night, the Spanish quickly named it.

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Yeah, would you have to be stranded at sea on a desert island or be stranded in space?

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I guess I'd have to go with sea there. Yeah, if you go with sea or space, I think I'd go with sea

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there, man.

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Hell of devils and avoided it like the plague.

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Now it turns out the demons were actually just the loud, eerie mating calls of the native

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Cajal bird, mixed with the grunts of wild pigs left behind by earlier shipwrecks.

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But at the time the island was deemed cursed.

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And so it sat empty for another century.

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It would take a massive-

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They seemed the island cursed and no one touched it for a hundred years.

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natural disaster to finally force humans to settle the Isle of Devils. In 1609, an English

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ship named the Sea Venture was carrying colonists to the new settlement of Jamestown, Virginia.

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But on route, they sailed straight into a massive hurricane. Taking on water and rapidly sinking,

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the ship's admiral spotted Bermuda and intentionally drove the vessel into the

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island's reefs to prevent it from going down in the deep ocean. All 150 people survived.

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They spent 10 months on the island. Wait, he saw a hurricane and intentionally crashed?

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What a chad bro, oh my god! Building two new ships from the wreckage in native timber to finally

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sail on to Jamestown. But the island had made an impression. It wasn't a cursed wasteland.

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It was actually quite beautiful, and so a few men volunteered to stay behind to hold the claim.

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And by 1612, the English officially colonized Bermuda. But settling the island was one thing,

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Surviving it was another.

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Remember that total lack of fresh water we talked about?

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The early English colonists had to solve this geographic nightmare immediately.

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Their solution was brilliantly simple, and it completely defined Bermuda's architecture.

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They began carving their roofs out of local limestone,

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arranging them in a distinct stepped terrace pattern.

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Wait, why would they carve their rooms out of limestone, though?

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Like, why do they carve their rooms out of that?

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And painting them white to reflect the sun and purify the water.

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when it rained. What? That's actually high IQ. And the steps slowed the water down,

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catching every single drop and funneling it into large underground cisterns.

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Even today, it's written into Bermuda's building codes that every single house

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must catch its own rainwater this way. But while they had solved the water problem,

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they still had an economy problem. The colonists quickly realized that growing

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cash crops like tobacco was a dead end. The island was simply too small,

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and the limestone soil was too shallow to compete with the massive agricultural plantations

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in Virginia or the Caribbean. If you can't grow things and you have no minerals to mine,

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how on earth do you build an economy on a tiny rock in the middle of the ocean?

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You turn to the ocean itself. Bermuda pivoted hard. They used the incredibly strong native

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Bermuda cedar to build famously fast and agile ships. They abandoned agriculture and became

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a maritime powerhouse. Bermudians dominated the regional salt trade and perhaps most

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Interestingly, they turned to private tiering, essentially highly organized state-sponsored

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piracy.

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For a long time, Bermuda's economy thrived on legally intercepting enemy ships and taking

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their cargo.

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But the golden age of sale eventually ended, and private tiering was outlawed.

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Once again, Bermuda was staring down economic ruin.

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They needed a new identity.

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And to understand how they forged their modern empire, you have to look at exactly who owns

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Bermuda today.

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You might assume Bermuda is an independent country.

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It has its own flag.

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It has its own flag.

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England.

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Its own Olympic team and its own currency perfectly pegged to the US dollar, but it's not independent.

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Bermuda is still a British overseas territory, the oldest one in fact, but their relationship

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with the United Kingdom is highly unusual and totally critical to their wealth.

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Bermuda is almost entirely self-governing.

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They have their own parliament, which is actually one of the oldest...

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Wait, they have their own Olympic team?

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With 60,000 population, they have their own Olympic team.

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US legislatures in the world. Dating back to 1620, they elect their own premier and

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then write their own...

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Is that insane?

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...eternal laws. The United Kingdom essentially only steps in for military defense and foreign

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diplomatic affairs. This extreme autonomy gave Bermuda a massive geopolitical superpower.

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Because they could write their own local laws, they could design their own tax code. And they

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decided they weren't going to charge any corporate income tax. This unique hybrid status, protected

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by the military might and

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empire yet possessing tot

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their own financial rules

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loophole in the global eca

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realized they didn't need

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cargo anymore. They just

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a safe, highly regulated,

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the world's money, but th

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a generic run of the mill

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to specialize. They look

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at the hurricane that li

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founding fathers and deci

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thing, they knew better than anyone else on earth. Absolute catastrophic disaster.

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Wait, what?

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Bermuda's to understand how the data makes its money and finances basically its entire

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existence. You have to understand a concept called re insurance. It sounds incredibly

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dry, but it's actually the high stakes, multi billion dollar safety net that keeps the

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global economy from collapsing every time the wind blows too hard. Re insurance is very

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simply insurance for insurance companies. Imagine a massive category five hurricane slams into

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the coast of Florida. A regular insurance company, let's call them windy insurance,

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might suddenly have to pay out 100,000 claims, all at exactly the same time. This is through

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building one downside, like of living in Florida. But honestly, only really affects if you live like

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coastal Florida. But like, dude, every year, it's every year for my entire life, September,

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There's always one gigantic fucking hurricane like every year. You basically spend over and get gaped

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Destroyed homes, but if windy insurance had to pay out all of those billions of dollars at once

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They would go completely bankrupt the homeowners would get nothing and the regional economy would be ruined

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So to prevent this windy insurance buys their own insurance policy

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They transfer a massive chunk of their catastrophic risk to a reinsurance company and where do the vast majority of the world's biggest property?

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catastrophe reinsurance companies live right in the capital city of Hamilton Bermuda because

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of their unique British overseas territory status, their lack of corporate income tax

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and their proximity to the United States, which has the highest concentration of expensive

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coastal real estate. Oh, God, it makes sense. It's like the perfect business partners. That

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actually makes perfect sense.

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Muda became the absolute epicenter of the global catastrophe market would have made

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like whenever there's just hurricanes, Bermuda like,

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as long as it doesn't hit them,

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they just make money on the reinsurance.

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Your hurricane hits the US mainland,

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a devastating earthquake strikes Japan

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or wildfires ravage California.

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It's very often Bermudian companies

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that are writing the checks to fund the recovery.

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Bro, I did not know that.

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In fact, following major recent US hurricanes,

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Bermudian reinsurers have paid out roughly 30%

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of all reconstruction claims.

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They're essentially acting as a giant financial shock absorber for the world's worst days.

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But recently, a massive global variable has entered the equation, throwing this entire

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business model into uncharted territory.

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As global warming accelerates, ocean temperatures are rising, and as we learned earlier, warm

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water is the exact fuel that powers Atlantic hurricanes.

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This means natural disasters are increasing in both frequency and ferocity.

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We're seeing stronger storms, heavier rainfall, and more destructive storm surges.

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Now, you might think that every year that goes on, like natural disasters just get more catastrophic.

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More disasters would be catastrophic for a country whose entire economy is based on paying out disaster claims.

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But counterintuitively, it has actually made Bermuda even wealthier as global risks increase.

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What?

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Standard insurance companies are panicking.

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They need to offload their risk now more than ever, which drives the demand for Bermuda's re-insurance products through the roof.

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Because the risk of catastrophic storms is higher,

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Bermudian companies can charge significantly higher premiums for their coverage.

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They employ armies of the world's smartest climate scientists, meteorologists,

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and data analysts to build incredibly complex mathematical models,

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predicting exactly how and where a storm will hit,

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allowing them to price their risk perfectly.

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They're not gambling bluntly.

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It's the most interesting way a country has ever made money.

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England.

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They're making highly calculated bets on the climate.

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What is all of this rating pot like they went from raiding ships to like selling

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reinsurance to natural disasters around them. Macro level trillion dollars

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or financial maneuvering actually mean for the everyday people living on the island. There's a

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very real if tiny human population living in Bermuda after all despite its massive footprint on the

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building. So lives in Bermuda type of one in the chat if you live in Bermuda type of one in the

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the chat if you live in Bermuda. Bermuda is astonishingly small. The entire island is

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larger than the entire country of Bermuda, and living on this tiny strip of Bonson is

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a population of roughly 64,000 people. That's the population of a minor suburb in the United

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States. Yet because of this massive influx of reinsurance capital, Bermuda boasts one of the

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highest gross domestic products per capita on the entire planet, routinely hovering well over

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$100,000 per person. The wealth here is staggering. The roads are well maintained, the infrastructure

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is- Okay, uh, is that a fucking golf course? Yo, so Chad, is Bermuda really nice? I didn't know,

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I didn't know any of this. Chad, is Bermuda really nice? It's incredibly resilient and the standard

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of living is exceptionally high. When a hurricane hits Bermuda itself, the island barely blinks.

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So they're just like, bro, they made money off of selling reinsurance to natural disasters.

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Limestone houses and underground water cisterns are built like fortresses and their power grids

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are designed to snap back into action almost immediately. Okay, there's a yacht club here.

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here? Here's a cast and it's a painful one for the locals. Because Bermuda is an isolated

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21 square mile rock with zero natural resources and no major agriculture. Absolutely everything

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has to be imported by ship. Yeah, this is what everyone's wondering. Like, I mean, just there

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has to be ships there every every day. I mean, they can't go anywhere. It's not like it's

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not like in the US where it's like you can drive a truck to Canada or you can drive a

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truck to Mexico like they literally have to get everything in through a ship.

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Drop of fuel, every piece of lumber, every car, and nearly every single piece of food you buy at

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the grocery store has to travel hundreds of miles across open ocean to get there. Combine that

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extreme supply chain cost with the massive influx of billionaire executives driving up

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real estate prices in Bermuda has consistently ranked as having the highest cost of living in

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the world. The highest cost of living in the world? I thought that was like Monaco. Yeah,

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I thought Monaco, you had to literally like, I'm pretty sure in Monaco, you have to like show proof

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that you have like $10 million to buy a property. I'm not even kidding. I think that's actually a

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thing. I remember watching a video about that. $100,000 a year in Bermuda doesn't make you wealthy.

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In fact, it barely makes you middle class. So in the end, Bermuda is a bit of a geographic

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paradox. It's an island that should be unlivable. It has no water, no resources, and sits completely

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alone in the crosshairs of the world's most violent ocean. Yet, through sheer human ingenuity,

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architectural adaptation, and a brilliant cutthroat pivot into the world of high finance risk,

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it turned its greatest geographic curse into its greatest economic asset. I hope you enjoyed

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learning all about it. I did not know that, man. I did not know that. That is insane, bro.

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Chad, did LCS start?

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Are we late? Did LCS start?

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Voss! Voss!

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Oh yeah, I think LCS started. It did, it did, it did, it did, it did, it did.

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Have I changed game? Let me call Dantaz.

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Let me call Dantaz. Chad, I think LCS just started, y'all.

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Let me call down test, let me call down test, let me call down test, let me call down test.

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Doggy got 97% on grief, I know, I know, I know, I know, I see.

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Yo!

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Yo, what the fuck is up, Gidler?

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Are we good?

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Are we late?

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Are we good?

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Bro, we're late by like two minutes.

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We're fashionably late.

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Uh, hi Vyze, Calvin.

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Yo, hi Vyze, what up?

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Hi Vyze.

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Hi Vyze.

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I'm in the middle of a disaster stream.

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Wait, what do you mean disaster stream?

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What's happening?

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Wait, you could help actually have I said.

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Okay, wait, how?

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What do you want me to do?

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Turn on your camera.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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Turn your camera and discord.

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We're going to use your voice to see how delayed the audio is.

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is not that I got you I need to ask you my shit sorry you guys are talking about

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these guys okay uh yeah start virtual webcam source new camera okay are you

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ready no not really I'll tell you when okay just wait wait wait wait wait it's

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Is it working?

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Uh, no doubt that it's just wait one second.

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Hi guys, let me know.

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Wait, your camera.

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I'm trying to turn on I don't know why I've been having problems with my virtual webcam.

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You saw me.

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Yeah, it's like really eight.

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Let me see.

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Is it not working now?

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Um, I don't know.

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Highlights, is it working now or no?

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Not only so.

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Okay.

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Uh, how about just doing a different method, nevermind.

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I'll test.

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I

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Okay, sorry

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What's been happening with the shim today basically I'm streaming on a new PC and it's just yeah, there's just a bunch of problems because my old PC broke from now on mainstream, but how to break

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Let me try something

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It's not fixed.

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It's not fixed.

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the worst okay all right what if I just uh let me thank james let me thank

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guy oh no it's not your fault I don't know why uh this happens

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I knew as soon as I was serving on a new pc I was like somebody just put a gun

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in my throat in game

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I don't even know if you could help, I don't know, me how.

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Also whenever I talk, your audio plays it back, like I hear myself, like whenever I

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talk, I can hear myself double because of your thingy.

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Alright, I want to get my light here going, so...

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That was not me.

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Oh, this is not me.

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Wait, I can't even have Gen C stream on.

59:46.700 --> 59:48.700
Ooh!

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Yeah, GenC, whatever you do, do not open the LCS on your main monitor right now, because

01:00:11.180 --> 01:00:13.660
I can't have their broadcast on.

01:00:13.660 --> 01:00:15.980
I heard you do the headset.

01:00:15.980 --> 01:00:17.980
Oh, god, bro.

01:00:17.980 --> 01:00:25.420
All right, guys, I'm going to go pee really quick.

01:00:25.420 --> 01:00:27.420
I'll be back.

01:00:27.420 --> 01:00:28.420
All right.

01:00:31.420 --> 01:00:32.420
Damn, what a beat.

01:00:32.420 --> 01:00:33.420
What a pound.

01:00:33.420 --> 01:00:38.420
Guys, check in Discord to make sure that you have to write, like, audio and, like, mic and pod.

01:00:39.420 --> 01:00:43.420
Because I think that could be maybe why the thing isn't going.

01:00:57.420 --> 01:01:09.380
Also, sometimes when I have issues with audio latency, it can be the USB port that you're

01:01:09.380 --> 01:01:10.740
like, my kid's plugged into.

01:01:10.740 --> 01:01:18.820
So you could even try maybe like changing the, or tell James to like change the USB port.

01:01:18.820 --> 01:01:34.060
Thank you.

01:02:18.820 --> 01:02:43.820
Why is this on Jinxie's phone he can't hear you?

01:02:43.820 --> 01:02:58.900
Can you hear me?

01:03:13.820 --> 01:03:43.300
Thank you.

01:03:43.300 --> 01:03:48.340
your mouth. Okay, I think I was just resetting it. I don't know. I think so. Yeah. Yeah, sure.

01:04:13.300 --> 01:04:20.300
So, I think that's it.

01:04:20.300 --> 01:04:23.300
Thank you.

01:04:23.300 --> 01:04:26.300
Thank you.

01:04:26.300 --> 01:04:34.460
Um, it's.

01:04:46.300 --> 01:04:46.980
So.

01:04:46.980 --> 01:04:55.420
Also, also, also.

01:04:55.420 --> 01:05:00.140
But what I don't understand is why would it be, why would we have to change it if like,

01:05:00.140 --> 01:05:03.820
because Ron streamed on it.

01:05:03.820 --> 01:05:06.300
Should we just like hard reset the PC or something.

01:05:06.300 --> 01:05:07.300
I don't know.

01:05:07.300 --> 01:05:12.500
Well, uh, try moving the desktop audio source and then like the adding.

01:05:12.500 --> 01:05:15.260
I'm in favor of just why I don't want to put on a bunch of filter.

01:05:15.260 --> 01:05:16.260
I don't know.

01:05:16.260 --> 01:05:22.020
We're just wiping the PC because if it worked for around four days ago, there's no reason why we should have to do anything. It should just work.

01:05:23.700 --> 01:05:31.140
Yeah, but I don't think you need to wipe the PC like try removing. You see how on your OBS, it sounds like desktop audio as one of the one of the things.

01:05:46.260 --> 01:05:48.320
you

01:06:16.260 --> 01:06:18.320
you

01:06:46.260 --> 01:06:48.320
you

01:07:16.260 --> 01:07:45.260
Thank you.

01:07:45.260 --> 01:07:48.060
It's six months.

01:08:06.060 --> 01:08:08.660
I fixed the bill.

01:08:08.660 --> 01:08:10.340
Hard resetting worked?

01:08:10.340 --> 01:08:11.360
Yeah.

01:08:11.360 --> 01:08:13.960
Yeah, I was going to say because there's no reason why it worked for Ron and then just

01:08:13.960 --> 01:08:15.960
exploded because Nicholas did not touch it.

01:08:17.960 --> 01:08:23.760
All right. Is it working? All right. Thank fucking God. Holy shit.

01:08:24.960 --> 01:08:25.360
All right.

01:08:28.960 --> 01:08:32.160
Can you tell me the details for the watch part of this?

01:08:34.160 --> 01:08:35.960
What do you mean? What details?

01:08:36.560 --> 01:08:38.960
What I need to do for the title or anything like that?

01:08:38.960 --> 01:08:46.960
Okay, yeah, I'll send it to you. Thanks, man. Chad, I think we're good now.

01:08:46.960 --> 01:08:56.960
Okay, we should be good. All right, all right, all right, we good, we good, we good.

01:08:56.960 --> 01:09:05.960
All right, all right. Fuck, I fucking hate split. Oh my God, I hate stream issues so much. Holy shit.

01:09:05.960 --> 01:09:12.600
All right, I think it should be working now my microphone is being held up by paper towels right now

01:09:12.600 --> 01:09:17.180
If I can tell you why I don't even know we were testing the audio off-stream

01:09:17.840 --> 01:09:22.680
I'm on a new PC because the other one exploded and then every time I stream on a new PC

01:09:22.680 --> 01:09:26.520
It's like a little troll runs into my room grabs my fucking wiener

01:09:26.840 --> 01:09:32.560
Lights it on fire with a match and then stabs me in the fucking stomach like every random

01:09:33.120 --> 01:09:35.120
issue that can happen happens

01:09:35.960 --> 01:09:38.960
All right, I think it should be good now.

01:09:38.960 --> 01:09:46.680
I literally just want to stream Jesus Christ.

01:09:46.680 --> 01:09:47.680
Should be working now.

01:09:47.680 --> 01:09:48.680
Can I have your old PC?

01:09:48.680 --> 01:09:49.680
It doesn't turn on.

01:09:49.680 --> 01:09:50.680
It's completely broken.

01:09:50.680 --> 01:09:53.780
We're going to try to fix it with swapping the SSD card.

01:09:53.780 --> 01:09:54.780
But enough about that.

01:09:54.780 --> 01:09:55.780
Let's watch LCS.

01:09:55.780 --> 01:09:57.280
Yo, Dottes, I think it's working now.

01:09:57.280 --> 01:09:58.780
I think hard resetting it worked.

01:09:58.780 --> 01:10:00.280
Yo, let's get big stew.

01:10:00.280 --> 01:10:02.280
Yeah, and I don't even hear myself double.

01:10:02.280 --> 01:10:03.280
Yeah, sure, good.

01:10:03.280 --> 01:10:05.920
Yeah, I knew hard resetting it would work because there's...

01:10:05.920 --> 01:10:10.760
There's literally no reason why it should work for Ron five days ago, and then just explode for me

01:10:10.760 --> 01:10:12.760
So I think about work

01:10:12.760 --> 01:10:19.880
Yep. All right, so Jin see now I have a question for you. Yo, wait don't says oh, yeah, so I said sorry. What's up? What's up?

01:10:20.120 --> 01:10:22.120
No, you go first you go first

01:10:22.960 --> 01:10:25.520
So can you watch the game or no still no?

01:10:27.440 --> 01:10:31.760
I'm gonna be honest Jin Sam's on the cut chair. You're still in the cut chair

01:10:31.760 --> 01:10:33.760
I'm still in the couch

01:10:34.760 --> 01:10:37.520
I think I think I'm on it now. I'm on it now. So

01:10:40.520 --> 01:10:42.520
Okay, yeah, yeah, I

01:10:42.680 --> 01:10:49.180
Jeng see I can you share your screen on discord because I'm since I'm not watching it I watch your like this gorgeous room on my second monitor

01:10:52.360 --> 01:10:56.040
Forces the flash out of the team liquid mid laner, St. Scott control

01:11:01.760 --> 01:11:02.880
Can you see it?

01:11:02.880 --> 01:11:05.840
Wait, am I being allowed to have the audio on?

01:11:05.840 --> 01:11:06.840
I don't know.

01:11:06.840 --> 01:11:12.220
He can go in for the pressure on Anna, and every time you use the ultimate play,

01:11:12.220 --> 01:11:13.840
Wait, I think I am, no?

01:11:13.840 --> 01:11:16.840
Like, I think audio would, I'm assuming audio would be fine.

01:11:16.840 --> 01:11:18.120
So he gets to push the minion wave.

01:11:18.120 --> 01:11:19.120
You can't know.

01:11:19.120 --> 01:11:20.120
Very, very good stuff here.

01:11:20.120 --> 01:11:23.120
You can't even have the audio on your stream.

01:11:23.120 --> 01:11:25.200
And it sets you up for the next time.

01:11:25.200 --> 01:11:26.880
I mean, I guess not, bro.

01:11:26.880 --> 01:11:29.480
I guess, I guess, I guess we're really on the chart today.

01:11:29.480 --> 01:11:33.480
So tell me about these teams here, bro. Team Liquid and Lyon collaborate with some of these teams.

01:11:33.480 --> 01:11:35.480
I'll give you a second. Let me look at this.

01:11:35.480 --> 01:11:37.480
Can you see the screen share?

01:11:37.480 --> 01:11:40.480
Yep. Okay, yep, we're getting out.

01:11:40.480 --> 01:11:44.480
Okay, so Team Liquid and Lyon. Okay, so Jinx, let's stop.

01:11:44.480 --> 01:11:48.480
The team, you see Lyon, like the red side team?

01:11:48.480 --> 01:11:52.480
Um, yes, yes, I see Lyon.

01:11:52.480 --> 01:11:54.480
Change game, please. Change game.

01:11:54.480 --> 01:11:56.480
We're just getting more here for a little while, we'll get a point.

01:11:56.480 --> 01:12:05.480
So, okay, we jinxed, before we continue, can you just like go to your settings for a second to check if it's like an issue on your end with like the mic input and stuff?

01:12:05.480 --> 01:12:06.480
Oh.

01:12:06.480 --> 01:12:08.480
Cause like every time I talk I get myself ties.

01:12:08.480 --> 01:12:09.480
No problem.

01:12:09.480 --> 01:12:10.480
What is it?

01:12:10.480 --> 01:12:12.480
My input device?

01:12:12.480 --> 01:12:19.480
Yeah, so just check input device and output device and make sure that it's like both like the things you actually use.

01:12:19.480 --> 01:12:20.480
How does this sound?

01:12:20.480 --> 01:12:21.480
Is this better?

01:12:21.480 --> 01:12:22.480
Talk now, talk now.

01:12:22.480 --> 01:12:23.480
Yo, yo.

01:12:23.480 --> 01:12:42.320
is it good yeah now it's good okay so Jinx listen up the TLDR okay so this is

01:12:42.320 --> 01:12:47.640
the grand finals of the LCS right now all right grand finals of the LCS so the

01:12:47.640 --> 01:12:53.040
team lion actually has a jungler named inspired and this guy looks exactly like

01:12:53.040 --> 01:12:55.320
Oh nation it's all I'm not even kidding you

01:12:56.840 --> 01:12:59.340
Wait their jungler team lines over

01:12:59.840 --> 01:13:06.320
Yes, dude like wait look on the bottom right of your screen right where you see their names when it says inspired

01:13:06.480 --> 01:13:09.200
You're literally gonna think it's only I'm not even

01:13:09.200 --> 01:13:11.200
Right there! Right there!

01:13:11.200 --> 01:13:13.200
Yeah like it really looks like him!

01:13:13.200 --> 01:13:15.200
No, it does look like Donate!

01:13:15.200 --> 01:13:17.200
Bro, but how does that relate to the match?

01:13:17.200 --> 01:13:25.200
Okay, so how it relates to the match is because that guy is, unironically, the best jungler that's ever played in NA. Ever.

01:13:25.200 --> 01:13:28.200
He is probably even one of the best junglers in the world.

01:13:28.200 --> 01:13:30.200
He's so every few...

01:13:32.200 --> 01:13:35.200
Almost. He's almost better than me.

01:13:35.200 --> 01:13:39.120
Wait for real Z's you're better than this guy you're better than inspired

01:13:40.300 --> 01:13:46.520
Yes, ask your shots ask your shot. Chad. Who's better? Don cans are inspired in jungler. Who's better?

01:13:55.160 --> 01:14:00.080
Yeah, who's better inspired or don't as inspired. Oh don't ask don't ask

01:14:00.080 --> 01:14:10.580
I'm telling you like listen real ones like have you ever heard Connie's say real eyes realize realize

01:14:13.280 --> 01:14:15.280
I think so yeah

01:14:16.120 --> 01:14:21.240
That's like what people have to keep in mind when anyone says they're better jungler than me

01:14:21.240 --> 01:14:27.740
It's like the people that are awake to the lies of the world are able to realize like yo

01:14:27.740 --> 01:14:33.820
This guy actually is the goat and it's about being able to recognize this shit. You understand wait, so it's like

01:14:34.940 --> 01:14:37.360
Sure, sir. Yeah, you're better than it's

01:14:38.860 --> 01:14:46.780
One kill in ten minutes holy bro. Wait, this is how many people are at LCS? Wait, it's actually kind of packed. It's packed, what?

01:14:47.540 --> 01:14:51.980
Bro, there's more people in LCS than like R6SI

01:14:53.220 --> 01:14:55.220
How do you know they're like thousands?

01:14:55.220 --> 01:15:01.660
Well the thing is like I'm not sure because LCS has been downsizing over the years in terms of studio

01:15:01.660 --> 01:15:07.020
But normally they always do sell out for the finals like the the regular season matches

01:15:07.020 --> 01:15:08.980
It's a bit of it's a bit interesting

01:15:08.980 --> 01:15:15.020
But like finals they always sell out so JNC are you ready to learn about the Pro League's yes or no?

01:15:15.020 --> 01:15:18.920
Yes, bro. Wait, is this best of five or best of three by the way? It's best of five

01:15:19.420 --> 01:15:22.900
Okay, it's map one map one. Yep. Vamo Vamo

01:15:22.900 --> 01:15:28.700
Okay, so listen up Jinxie listen up. So attention so this is how it works, okay?

01:15:28.980 --> 01:15:36.780
Right now this is the best of five finals the winner of this game goes on to something called MSI, okay?

01:15:36.780 --> 01:15:38.780
And MSI?

01:15:39.020 --> 01:15:41.020
Yes, the winner of this game.

01:15:42.360 --> 01:15:45.080
Yes, Lucer goes high and it's over for them.

01:15:46.020 --> 01:15:49.420
Wait, only one team from NA goes to MSI? Is that correct?

01:15:49.420 --> 01:15:54.020
No, it's two teams, but there already is a secure team if I'm not mistaken

01:15:58.500 --> 01:16:02.220
Yeah, okay, so Jinx it turns out that what I said was literally just a lie

01:16:02.340 --> 01:16:06.100
But we're gonna assume that it's right to hype up the game does that make sense?

01:16:06.100 --> 01:16:10.420
Wait, so what you just said was completely incorrect. Yeah, I guess so

01:16:10.420 --> 01:16:40.380
So, the team that wins this goes to MSI, right?

01:16:40.380 --> 01:16:48.020
And what if I told you that earlier today, SKTT1 secured another MSI spot as well.

01:16:48.020 --> 01:16:55.700
So means that the team that wins this is good at competing in the same tournament that Faker

01:16:55.700 --> 01:16:56.700
is going to.

01:16:56.700 --> 01:17:02.740
So wait, we'll be able to watch Faker live in 2-3 weeks or so?

01:17:02.740 --> 01:17:03.740
Yes.

01:17:03.740 --> 01:17:04.740
Say you swear.

01:17:04.740 --> 01:17:05.740
2-3 weeks.

01:17:05.740 --> 01:17:06.740
I swear.

01:17:06.740 --> 01:17:07.740
I swear.

01:17:07.740 --> 01:17:08.740
For realsies.

01:17:08.740 --> 01:17:09.740
What?

01:17:09.740 --> 01:17:11.740
Yes

01:17:13.620 --> 01:17:17.100
Like Jynxie this is why I'm telling you though. It's like this

01:17:19.620 --> 01:17:24.060
Which one the one on the left or the right guy with an axe I've never seen that is that a mord skin

01:17:24.500 --> 01:17:31.060
No, so that's a guy named scion so scion actually has a passive that infinitely stacks his health

01:17:33.980 --> 01:17:35.980
But thumbs cringe

01:17:35.980 --> 01:17:40.220
What do you think the ad is that's the reason why like have you ever heard of this one guy the boss?

01:17:41.500 --> 01:17:44.640
Yes, bro, that's the goat. I actually watch some of his YouTube videos

01:17:45.200 --> 01:17:52.420
Okay, so the boss actually one trick scion and he builds him full ad with crit because since he gets help from his passive

01:17:52.420 --> 01:17:54.420
He goes fully be on one shot to everyone

01:17:55.020 --> 01:17:59.060
But I thought the boss does like random characters like he plays random stuff

01:18:00.220 --> 01:18:05.020
Yeah, but it's kind of like okay, you know how I know the boss you guys know the boss that guy's goaded

01:18:05.020 --> 01:18:11.680
Yeah, but it's kind of like, you know how like I play a lot of Hecarim, but then I also do other stuff, too

01:18:11.840 --> 01:18:13.840
Like I'll do like

01:18:13.840 --> 01:18:18.320
No, you don't bro. You play Hecarim or Yee, that's it

01:18:18.320 --> 01:18:20.320
Yeah, but I still play Yee, bro

01:18:20.320 --> 01:18:24.320
You don't play anybody, bro

01:18:24.320 --> 01:18:30.320
Bro, the boss, if the boss is a one trick, what are you?

01:18:30.320 --> 01:18:31.320
you!

01:18:31.320 --> 01:18:34.320
brother boss plays a new character every day

01:18:34.320 --> 01:18:35.320
he plays a new character every day

01:18:35.320 --> 01:18:36.320
jangsy!

01:18:36.320 --> 01:18:37.320
jangsy!

01:18:37.320 --> 01:18:38.320
jangsy!

01:18:38.320 --> 01:18:41.320
i can play more than two champs bro

01:18:41.320 --> 01:18:42.320
no u can't!

01:18:42.320 --> 01:18:44.320
yes i can!

01:18:44.320 --> 01:18:45.320
come and play.

01:18:45.320 --> 01:18:47.320
jangsy, you mother fucker.

01:18:47.320 --> 01:18:48.320
listen!

01:18:48.320 --> 01:18:50.320
no way we can cast ten of them

01:18:50.320 --> 01:18:51.320
we can cast them

01:18:51.320 --> 01:18:52.320
yeah

01:18:52.320 --> 01:18:53.320
okay

01:18:54.320 --> 01:18:55.320
so jangsy

01:18:55.320 --> 01:18:56.320
listen

01:18:56.320 --> 01:18:58.320
you're telling me i can only play one character

01:18:58.320 --> 01:19:00.320
One character

01:19:04.720 --> 01:19:09.720
Do it dude it jing see I know how to also play saw hand I played Diana

01:19:12.720 --> 01:19:16.480
You play Diana in front of me like once or twice maybe three times

01:19:18.320 --> 01:19:21.200
Okay, yeah, cuz you wrote me watch like maybe like 10 of my games

01:19:21.200 --> 01:19:28.880
I watched 20 or 30 bro the challenger day I was watching I watched like eight games that day alone maybe more

01:19:29.560 --> 01:19:32.940
Yeah, okay. Yeah, you're probably like 20 back here 20

01:19:34.080 --> 01:19:39.120
Exactly, that's what I'm looking at that one. So it kills to zero 14 liquid

01:19:39.120 --> 01:19:44.360
Does that even matter like what is the current thoughts of the exact positions of this game right? Okay, we're team lion

01:19:44.880 --> 01:19:48.720
So Jinxie, what's rule one? I'm getting kills in League of Legends

01:19:48.720 --> 01:19:53.880
right now they literally mean nothing the objective means more and you say

01:19:53.880 --> 01:19:58.400
exactly so right now the thing about team liquid is you see that little

01:19:58.400 --> 01:20:03.400
number next to them where it says 28.6 thousand versus 25,000 that means they

01:20:03.400 --> 01:20:07.800
spent more gold right no that's the total amount of gold that they have in

01:20:07.800 --> 01:20:11.240
their inventory is including what they've spent so the thing is that team

01:20:11.240 --> 01:20:15.680
liquid is up gold because they have more turrets and they have more kills right

01:20:15.680 --> 01:20:22.540
So what that means is that they can fight objectives easier because they're stronger so when teamfights roll around

01:20:22.540 --> 01:20:26.320
They're just going to be stronger than the enemy now the thing about it though

01:20:26.320 --> 01:20:31.680
Is that on their so matter then because kills contribute to gold and then gold contributes to money span of their money

01:20:32.400 --> 01:20:37.240
Money spent contributes to levels that levels contributes to teamfights and then T5 contributes to objective that objective

01:20:37.240 --> 01:20:39.240
Consider the rhythm of pain

01:20:39.240 --> 01:20:48.240
So we're going to take a pregoda spring roll break after that one.

01:20:48.240 --> 01:20:50.240
What is pregoda spring roll?

01:20:50.240 --> 01:20:51.240
Oh, the...

01:20:51.240 --> 01:20:52.240
Yes!

01:20:52.240 --> 01:20:53.240
Yes!

01:20:53.240 --> 01:20:55.240
Okay, listen, listen.

01:20:55.240 --> 01:21:00.740
So the thing is that yes kills can matter in pro leagues, but it's only because in these

01:21:00.740 --> 01:21:03.240
leagues you can actually trust your team.

01:21:03.240 --> 01:21:08.780
Like when you're playing an iron with Timmy Turner 99, right, if this guy has 300 gold,

01:21:08.780 --> 01:21:12.620
couldn't care less because he's probably gonna die to the enemy turn 1v1 so

01:21:12.620 --> 01:21:15.500
that's why it's like in games like this like right now there's a dragon fight

01:21:15.500 --> 01:21:21.220
this dragon fight since blue side has more gold they can win this fight easier

01:21:21.220 --> 01:21:25.340
and if they do look they're actually winning so now red is going in you see

01:21:25.340 --> 01:21:29.300
like they're just fighting front to back but it looks like red actually managed

01:21:29.300 --> 01:21:35.060
to get the jump on blue so even though red loses the dragon here they got the

01:21:35.060 --> 01:21:40.340
kill so they're bridging the gold gap here in her son. Got it. Yes. Okay. And now we see

01:21:40.340 --> 01:21:44.020
Team Liquid with a little bit of a turd push here. What is your thoughts on this? They're

01:21:44.020 --> 01:21:46.580
going to fall back, right? They can't fight this. They're not going to resist the fight.

01:21:47.620 --> 01:21:52.260
Yes. So like right now there's an Ubreed teleport coming in. Boom, boom, right to your door.

01:21:52.260 --> 01:21:57.460
The Akali's going in. She's throwing out her Pagoda to you. She's looking around. She's trying to

01:21:57.460 --> 01:22:00.900
find one of the Samson ults. Is he going to get me?

01:22:00.900 --> 01:22:08.700
shot I saw my face on the side did you see that rewind I saw my face I'm not

01:22:08.700 --> 01:22:24.980
even kidding oh my god what W lead community man

01:22:24.980 --> 01:22:30.880
Yeah, bro that is actually pretty neat. See normally people do like normal people stream

01:22:30.880 --> 01:22:39.320
by me it's like a 7 or they make me fat or me vaping. W leak community man. Yep. That's

01:22:39.320 --> 01:22:44.440
the thing. What do they make you bald? Well I have been bald a couple of times. The image

01:22:44.440 --> 01:22:49.920
right there was me being bald. Yep. So, JC, look, you see how this camera is not Tyler

01:22:49.920 --> 01:22:54.160
one? That's my picture, bro. I'm telling you, that's not Tyler one. Look, I remember taking

01:22:54.160 --> 01:23:10.560
this selfie this is the iconic selfie behind the screen guys that's me

01:23:10.560 --> 01:23:13.560
dumbasses that's not the one

01:23:13.560 --> 01:23:17.440
what's me no jingsy jingsy actually

01:23:17.440 --> 01:23:18.960
no that actually is how the one though

01:23:18.960 --> 01:23:23.160
bro no it's not to walk jingsy no you

01:23:23.160 --> 01:23:25.320
don't sound that is father one bro it's

01:23:25.320 --> 01:23:27.720
this image right here trust me that's me

01:23:27.720 --> 01:23:32.520
look that no it's that's it's bro jingsy

01:23:32.520 --> 01:23:35.240
it's not bro jingsy it's not a little

01:23:35.240 --> 01:23:43.080
Now ego dies then look do you have eyes that is this image I took the picture that's me

01:23:43.080 --> 01:23:46.680
it's not an Ego

01:23:46.680 --> 01:23:53.240
Jynxie, Jynxie it's okay to say that you're not the only bald guy like Tyler

01:23:53.240 --> 01:23:55.880
Bro that's me ego I'm not kidding

01:23:55.880 --> 01:24:03.960
Okay we have a Pagoda Q coming in from Lion inspired here he's gonna fall back

01:24:03.960 --> 01:24:09.960
Who is this character, Dantez? I've never seen this. Who is this? Explain this.

01:24:09.960 --> 01:24:11.960
T-Law Corey.

01:24:11.960 --> 01:24:18.960
Okay, so right now, do you know Mystique from the Marvel Universe?

01:24:18.960 --> 01:24:20.960
No, no, no, no, no, no.

01:24:20.960 --> 01:24:23.960
No, you know the girl back in Shapeshift into anyone?

01:24:23.960 --> 01:24:26.960
I've never watched Marvel.

01:24:26.960 --> 01:24:33.980
Okay, anyways in the Marvel universe there's this woman called mystique and she can shape shift into anybody

01:24:33.980 --> 01:24:37.500
Right, so she can literally turn into you. Does that make sense?

01:24:39.520 --> 01:24:41.520
Okay

01:24:41.600 --> 01:24:44.580
So the thing is Jinx here the thing is right what again?

01:24:48.080 --> 01:24:50.380
Yep, they just like absolutely annihilated him

01:24:50.380 --> 01:24:56.700
So now the thing is that there's a champion in league called Niko and this champion actually is able to

01:24:57.260 --> 01:24:59.860
Sit there and turn into anybody that she wants

01:25:02.060 --> 01:25:03.820
Okay

01:25:03.820 --> 01:25:06.460
So that's why right now that guy core JJ

01:25:06.460 --> 01:25:13.220
He's playing Niko and the reason why that champion is so broken is because she can knock everybody up like in a

01:25:13.220 --> 01:25:18.900
Mumu alt but she can move while doing it and she can do it from stealth so you can't even see her doing

01:25:18.900 --> 01:25:24.220
But Daphnis you see every character is broken bro besides hecarim and geith

01:25:25.380 --> 01:25:27.380
Yeah, that's cuz they are

01:25:28.220 --> 01:25:30.940
So every character is broken besides the one that you play

01:25:31.860 --> 01:25:39.740
Yeah, wasn't that literally a lesson that I taught you like a few weeks ago. True. No, you did. Yes. Okay. No, you did

01:25:39.740 --> 01:25:41.740
You did you did I'll give you that yes

01:25:41.780 --> 01:25:47.720
All right, so now Jinx you listen because right now I want you to look at what the junglers are doing because we're gonna sit here

01:25:47.720 --> 01:25:55.120
And we're gonna use their jungling as a way to get better. Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. Are you listening? Yes

01:25:56.120 --> 01:26:03.560
Okay, so first things first don't feed get fed scan the barcode to get LCS deals on the Uber Eats

01:26:04.120 --> 01:26:10.560
Got it. Okay. All right. Second thing. Okay. Pia is also sponsoring

01:26:12.760 --> 01:26:15.360
My juggling how is this helping?

01:26:15.360 --> 01:26:22.360
Okay, Jinxie, Jinxie, listen, is because if you want to get fed, you don't just have to rely on Uber Eats.

01:26:22.360 --> 01:26:28.360
You can also rely on Pagoda Egg Rolls to actually sit there and to come and clutch. Does that make sense?

01:26:28.360 --> 01:26:31.360
Bro, yes, yes, kind of, but come on, man.

01:26:31.360 --> 01:26:38.360
Okay, okay, sorry, listen, the only reason why I'm mentally lagging is because I don't have AT&T as my service provider.

01:26:38.360 --> 01:26:43.360
So if we had some AT&T, then we would be able to actually be more like Co-Chairant. Does that make sense?

01:26:43.360 --> 01:26:45.360
Yes, 100% bro.

01:26:45.360 --> 01:26:47.360
Alright, so now listen.

01:26:47.360 --> 01:26:51.360
You feel 2% missing health every 5 seconds. Is that a dragon ability?

01:26:51.360 --> 01:26:55.360
No, so every time you kill a dragon, you get a little effect that's worthless.

01:26:55.360 --> 01:26:57.360
And when you kill an ocean dragon, that's what you get.

01:26:57.360 --> 01:27:01.360
So it's really something that does absolutely nothing that you don't have to care about.

01:27:01.360 --> 01:27:03.360
Dragons are only good for the soul.

01:27:03.360 --> 01:27:07.360
So the only point of getting any dragon is to get to the fourth dragon, right?

01:27:07.360 --> 01:27:09.360
Exactly, yeah.

01:27:09.360 --> 01:27:12.360
It's like when you're chilling in your secret lives chair, right?

01:27:12.360 --> 01:27:14.860
And then you're swapping from video to video, right?

01:27:14.860 --> 01:27:19.060
Well, eating your pagoda egg rolls on your AT&T service provider computer.

01:27:19.060 --> 01:27:21.360
While you're waiting for your breach to arrive, door to door.

01:27:21.360 --> 01:27:23.360
Yes!

01:27:25.360 --> 01:27:29.360
So, when you get the fourth dragon, the soul lasts for two minutes, right?

01:27:29.360 --> 01:27:31.360
No, the soul lasts forever.

01:27:31.360 --> 01:27:33.360
So that's the reason... BAS!

01:27:33.360 --> 01:27:35.360
Yes! That's the reason why it's so broken.

01:27:35.360 --> 01:27:37.860
So, every dragon you get is a permanent...

01:27:37.860 --> 01:27:41.360
What about Baron Nassour? What about Baron Nassour? Two minutes?

01:27:42.360 --> 01:27:47.360
Why are you saying his name like it's a Saudi Arabian oil prince?

01:27:47.360 --> 01:27:51.360
Wait, I thought that's how you pronounce it, Baron Nassour, right?

01:27:51.360 --> 01:27:53.360
It's Nassour.

01:27:53.360 --> 01:27:55.360
Oh, Nassour.

01:27:55.360 --> 01:27:57.360
Nassour is Baron Nassour.

01:27:59.360 --> 01:28:01.360
You sound like some guy that's...

01:28:01.360 --> 01:28:07.360
Bro, now there he sounds like the name of some guy that's going to hire Ronaldo to be on his soccer team.

01:28:07.360 --> 01:28:09.360
Why aren't I working around with him?

01:28:09.360 --> 01:28:11.360
Okay, sorry, continue. What were you saying?

01:28:11.360 --> 01:28:14.540
Oh, Baron has two minutes, Soul is forever ever.

01:28:15.540 --> 01:28:17.540
No, so Baron lost three minutes.

01:28:17.540 --> 01:28:19.700
One person gets the Soul, can the other team get the Soul or no?

01:28:19.700 --> 01:28:22.100
Like let's say it's three to three on dragons.

01:28:22.100 --> 01:28:25.240
Oh, once the Soul happens then it's only the...

01:28:25.240 --> 01:28:26.340
So, what's it called?

01:28:26.740 --> 01:28:28.340
It's the Outer Dragon that spawns.

01:28:28.340 --> 01:28:29.340
I thought I got one shot.

01:28:29.340 --> 01:28:30.040
I thought I got it.

01:28:30.040 --> 01:28:30.540
Yes!

01:28:30.540 --> 01:28:35.440
Now remember, after you get the fourth dragon, either team, only one team can have the Soul.

01:28:35.940 --> 01:28:39.840
After that, even if it's three to three on dragons, once the fourth dragon happens,

01:28:39.840 --> 01:28:42.840
It's only outers, right? Only outers?

01:28:42.840 --> 01:28:47.840
Exactly, yes. So that's why when it comes to the actual game itself, right?

01:28:47.840 --> 01:28:55.840
You need to make sure that you do get that soul, because the teams in SoulQ that gets soul have an 80% chance to win.

01:28:55.840 --> 01:28:57.840
Wait, is that an actual statistic?

01:28:57.840 --> 01:28:59.840
Don't that? Yes, don't that. That's an actual stat.

01:28:59.840 --> 01:29:04.840
Yes, bro, yes. That's why in your games, I always tell you get the dragons.

01:29:04.840 --> 01:29:08.840
If you get the dragon soul, you have an 80% win rate.

01:29:08.840 --> 01:29:14.240
Yes, but to be fair Jinxie, it's also because like if you're gonna get dragon soul

01:29:14.240 --> 01:29:17.880
It's probably because you are winning the game, right? It's like I say

01:29:18.680 --> 01:29:21.080
millionaires have a high chance of like

01:29:21.880 --> 01:29:26.680
Driving a high car or like a high-end car, but the reason why is because they're millionaires

01:29:27.840 --> 01:29:29.840
exactly, yes

01:29:30.440 --> 01:29:36.200
So if you have if you have dragon soul it means you've probably been winning team fights and they can't contest you on dragon

01:29:36.200 --> 01:29:41.600
Don't be afraid you're probably stronger anyways because that means you're exactly winning or you're mid lanes winning

01:29:41.600 --> 01:29:44.800
Or your bot lanes winning and then you can win all the team fights and then the dragons or yours

01:29:44.800 --> 01:29:46.800
And it's all one big snowball effect

01:29:47.800 --> 01:29:52.380
Yep, that's that's exactly right because you can steal dragons sold

01:29:53.760 --> 01:29:55.920
Yep, so that's why

01:29:55.920 --> 01:30:06.920
But the surprising thing is that in solo queue, your team just leaves y'all to dry and they let you die for no reason.

01:30:06.920 --> 01:30:11.920
Yeah, but like jungling is like the most important role in the game.

01:30:11.920 --> 01:30:14.920
Like we're kind of like LeBron James on the Cavaliers.

01:30:14.920 --> 01:30:18.920
Yeah, it's like the theme of this way, James, the theme of this way.

01:30:18.920 --> 01:30:21.920
It's like you're living in an enclave where everyone is starving, right?

01:30:21.920 --> 01:30:27.500
And the problem is that in this Enclave, they don't have pagoda spring rolls or Uber Eats,

01:30:27.500 --> 01:30:29.100
so they're literally starving.

01:30:29.100 --> 01:30:34.580
And there's only one guy that has an Uber account connected to AT&T that he uses from

01:30:34.580 --> 01:30:36.180
his secret lab's chair.

01:30:36.180 --> 01:30:38.740
And only this guy can actually get food for the Enclave.

01:30:38.740 --> 01:30:39.740
Oh, HyperX!

01:30:39.740 --> 01:30:47.700
But the problem is that what his team does is they all have their HyperX headsets in,

01:30:47.700 --> 01:30:51.620
So they can actually hear what's going on because of how good the noise cancellation

01:30:51.620 --> 01:30:54.900
abilities from the headset are, right?

01:30:54.900 --> 01:30:59.500
And the issue is that then he's wasting all of his Mastercard money so he can't even sit

01:30:59.500 --> 01:31:02.140
there and he can't even get more Uber Eats.

01:31:02.140 --> 01:31:08.500
So after a while, all the food is wasted because it went bad because nobody had their HyperX

01:31:08.500 --> 01:31:14.500
or their Mastercard at play and then everyone blames him because they say he's the reason

01:31:14.500 --> 01:31:15.500
why they're starving.

01:31:15.500 --> 01:31:16.500
Does that make sense?

01:31:16.500 --> 01:31:22.620
Bro, the thing about a jungler is, this is what jungling is in League of Legends, and

01:31:22.620 --> 01:31:24.340
let me know if you agree or disagree.

01:31:24.340 --> 01:31:27.740
If I'm a jungler in League of Legends, I make baby sin.

01:31:27.740 --> 01:31:30.460
I have four little babies on my team.

01:31:30.460 --> 01:31:32.740
Mommy, I dookie my pants.

01:31:32.740 --> 01:31:35.140
Mommy, can we get McDonald's?

01:31:35.140 --> 01:31:37.580
Mommy, I dookie my pants.

01:31:37.580 --> 01:31:39.540
I poop my pants.

01:31:39.540 --> 01:31:40.540
Can you gank bot?

01:31:40.540 --> 01:31:41.540
We're under tower.

01:31:41.540 --> 01:31:44.180
I'm jinxed and I'm O-in-4.

01:31:44.180 --> 01:31:47.020
I need my pacifier and my lollipop.

01:31:47.020 --> 01:31:48.860
I'm the caretaker, bro.

01:31:48.860 --> 01:31:50.620
I'm the freaking babysitter,

01:31:50.620 --> 01:31:54.260
because I got all these little babies crying in my ears, bro.

01:31:54.260 --> 01:31:55.540
Because they lose their lane,

01:31:55.540 --> 01:31:57.460
and then they talk to me about it.

01:31:57.460 --> 01:31:59.020
Bro, I don't care about your lane.

01:31:59.020 --> 01:31:59.940
Me, ho.

01:31:59.940 --> 01:32:01.620
I'm trying to get fed.

01:32:01.620 --> 01:32:02.980
You want me to gank?

01:32:02.980 --> 01:32:05.460
Win your lane, then I'll gank.

01:32:05.460 --> 01:32:07.980
Win your lane, then I'll gank, and I'll KS.

01:32:09.260 --> 01:32:10.100
Do you know what I'm saying?

01:32:10.100 --> 01:32:11.500
It's like a babysitter.

01:32:11.500 --> 01:32:12.500
I'm a freaking...

01:32:12.500 --> 01:32:14.500
Wait teamfight teamfight teamfight

01:32:14.500 --> 01:32:15.780
Okay big teamfight coming in

01:32:15.780 --> 01:32:18.740
So now Jyncey watch watch what's gonna happen here okay

01:32:18.740 --> 01:32:22.100
Because everyone's gonna use all their abilities and people are gonna start dying

01:32:22.100 --> 01:32:26.420
So as you can see everyone is going in people are fighting people are dying

01:32:26.420 --> 01:32:28.420
And it looks like red got a double kill

01:32:28.420 --> 01:32:29.940
They got a double kill!

01:32:29.940 --> 01:32:31.940
And now red won the fight

01:32:31.940 --> 01:32:35.940
So now the red wins the fight they snap drag right they go drag

01:32:35.940 --> 01:32:37.940
Uh is it up?

01:32:38.500 --> 01:32:40.500
Yep then they're gonna get it

01:32:40.500 --> 01:32:46.060
So, Jyncey, what you were saying was right, but there's one thing that you forgot.

01:32:46.060 --> 01:32:48.580
Talk to me, talk to me bro.

01:32:48.580 --> 01:32:52.540
You forgot that the only reason why you're able to smite Relaner's cannons when you

01:32:52.540 --> 01:32:57.980
go to their lane is because you have not only the fastest Wi-Fi with AT&T, but you also

01:32:57.980 --> 01:33:03.340
have the most energy with the red build because it gives you wings, does that make sense?

01:33:03.340 --> 01:33:07.940
It bro, exactly bro, it literally, like not as you took the words right out of my mouth,

01:33:07.940 --> 01:33:10.740
No, no, seriously, like, I'm done.

01:33:10.740 --> 01:33:13.140
Every time I jungle, I have a bunch of frickin'

01:33:13.140 --> 01:33:15.220
little babies in my team.

01:33:15.220 --> 01:33:17.700
Oh, I'm behind because you're ganking.

01:33:17.700 --> 01:33:20.580
No, I'm behind because you're not ganking.

01:33:20.580 --> 01:33:23.100
I'm not ganking because you're behind.

01:33:23.100 --> 01:33:25.580
It's like, what came first, the chicken or the egg?

01:33:26.740 --> 01:33:28.180
Do you know what I'm saying?

01:33:28.180 --> 01:33:29.500
Oh, I can't make that show.

01:33:29.500 --> 01:33:30.460
I'm in a clean liquid coaching room,

01:33:30.460 --> 01:33:32.020
but you saw as soon as Lyon said,

01:33:32.020 --> 01:33:34.940
all right, yeah, no, I know exactly what you mean.

01:33:34.940 --> 01:33:37.420
Bro, it's like, I'm not ganking because you're behind.

01:33:37.420 --> 01:33:41.620
kid like I'm not I'm not you're not behind because I'm not ganking I'm not

01:33:41.620 --> 01:33:45.580
danking because you're behind and it's like the thing is you're not ganking

01:33:45.580 --> 01:33:52.540
them from behind either you know what I mean yeah no because Jinxie when you

01:33:52.540 --> 01:33:56.860
normally gank you always go through the river if you gank them from behind and

01:33:56.860 --> 01:33:59.900
you saw that their turrets then the problem is that your chance of winning

01:33:59.900 --> 01:34:03.780
the gank are very low so that's why whenever you're ganking people you just

01:34:03.780 --> 01:34:07.060
want to gank them right where they can see you because if you do it from behind

01:34:07.060 --> 01:34:09.820
And you're gonna sit there and you're not gonna be able to get fully in

01:34:11.820 --> 01:34:13.820
100% literally 100%

01:34:16.620 --> 01:34:19.380
All right, so now Jinxie listen up so because

01:34:22.580 --> 01:34:24.580
Wait, hold on let me ask you a check

01:34:24.580 --> 01:34:27.860
Okay, so right now as we can see both teams are even in gold

01:34:27.900 --> 01:34:31.300
But the lion team has three dragons, right?

01:34:31.380 --> 01:34:34.940
So because they have three dragons it means that right now

01:34:34.940 --> 01:34:39.020
They're only missing one for soul, right? Which is very important

01:34:39.020 --> 01:34:42.900
So now you see that red team is getting vision in the topside jungle

01:34:42.900 --> 01:34:47.820
The reason why they're doing this is because they want to play for Baron so right now saint

01:34:47.820 --> 01:34:51.460
He's looking for an assassination angle because if he kills somebody

01:34:52.940 --> 01:34:54.940
Oh my god

01:34:56.660 --> 01:35:00.420
Where did the doklah come from lion doklah, where do he like TP?

01:35:00.420 --> 01:35:08.060
Yeah, so the problem is that there's this one champion in the game named Shen right and Shen is essentially like I imagine you have

01:35:12.860 --> 01:35:16.460
Don't as if you think you can't make the joke probably don't

01:35:19.820 --> 01:35:21.820
But I think it would be fine

01:35:23.420 --> 01:35:25.420
Things Shannon he's broken

01:35:25.420 --> 01:35:33.340
Yeah, so essentially the thing about Shen right is that he can like teleport any from literally anywhere

01:35:33.380 --> 01:35:38.380
So because of that he can be on the other side of the map and then randomly he'll just pull up one day

01:35:38.380 --> 01:35:41.420
Do you see what I mean? I see that sounds very broken

01:35:41.900 --> 01:35:46.240
Wait, this is a Baron fight though, but isn't red up a man? They're up a man, right?

01:35:46.700 --> 01:35:48.360
Yeah, so since red is up a man

01:35:48.360 --> 01:35:52.380
They just got another kill too so there's no way that blue is can be able to do anything here

01:35:52.380 --> 01:35:58.360
Like they just have to give everything because blue has literally three useless champions on their team

01:35:58.360 --> 01:36:01.300
Like they locked in stems from that one assassination, right?

01:36:01.940 --> 01:36:03.940
Yep. Yep. Exactly

01:36:06.340 --> 01:36:10.260
Because the thing James he is like if you're sitting there and you have numbers disadvantage

01:36:10.260 --> 01:36:13.960
What we talked about yesterday if you have numbers disadvantage you lose right?

01:36:13.960 --> 01:36:20.040
So that's why when that is able to get a kill before the Baron's once or what before they do the Baron

01:36:20.040 --> 01:36:25.240
Then essentially what happens is you're just allowing yourself to get some crazy things going so now they're going in

01:36:25.240 --> 01:36:28.520
They're trying to get some kills on this berserker guy, right? They're going for him

01:36:28.520 --> 01:36:32.680
He's going for them and then hands of dying, but red treats two kills

01:36:35.960 --> 01:36:39.400
Wait a minute wait a minute Scott fetish Scott fetish

01:36:42.480 --> 01:36:46.360
Okay, just to clarify just clarify Scott means scuttle. Yes

01:37:16.360 --> 01:37:18.360
I'll call you as a pain lass.

01:37:23.360 --> 01:37:25.360
Wait, he has hand warmers?

01:37:28.360 --> 01:37:31.360
Do you play League of Legends with hand warmers?

01:37:33.360 --> 01:37:38.360
I'm gonna be honest, I don't have any AC at my PC blasts at 50 degrees.

01:37:38.360 --> 01:37:42.360
So I'm just like playing from Dante's Inferno, I don't need any warmers dude.

01:37:42.360 --> 01:37:44.360
I'm really sweating half the time.

01:37:44.360 --> 01:37:53.320
fun. Wait, this is huge fight. Oh my god. Triple kill. Okay, so Jinx, if Red wins this fight here, they get the Dragon

01:37:53.320 --> 01:37:59.080
Soul. So that's why right now they need to win. Well, it's over. There's only one Liquid player left.

01:38:02.200 --> 01:38:09.480
Dude, GG. Lion wins. Yo, they got packed up there. Oh, Red Bobarren power play.

01:38:09.480 --> 01:38:17.080
Okay, so Jinxie, right now there's a Red Bull Baron power play, but we also have an AT&T

01:38:17.080 --> 01:38:19.080
powerful dragon play as well.

01:38:19.080 --> 01:38:23.520
So right now, as you can see, Berserker is going for the Pagodas foot push mid lane,

01:38:23.520 --> 01:38:24.520
right?

01:38:24.520 --> 01:38:27.880
But everyone is going to call their Ubers that are going to arrive to their destinations

01:38:27.880 --> 01:38:29.320
as Kias, right?

01:38:29.320 --> 01:38:31.760
And they're going to be teleporting to him, right?

01:38:31.760 --> 01:38:38.160
But not as fast as the teleport, as the teleport that you get from using AT&T easy access Wi-Fi.

01:38:38.160 --> 01:38:42.840
by using the AT&T Wi-Fi it allows us to get good positions in our secret labs

01:38:42.840 --> 01:38:46.200
gaming chairs so we can actually 1v9 team fights does that make sense

01:38:46.200 --> 01:38:52.820
yeah bro yes 100% oh that actually made bro that made perfect sense man well said

01:38:52.820 --> 01:38:59.360
well said thank you thank you all right but Jinxie don't forget that the only

01:38:59.360 --> 01:39:04.060
reason why any of this is possible is because of the Samsung monitors and the

01:39:04.060 --> 01:39:11.260
hyper X peripherals. One of the questions posed to Core JJ was how do you evaluate Lyon style?

01:39:11.260 --> 01:39:16.220
What are their win conditions? And he thinks for a second he says farm and farm and farm and farm and

01:39:16.220 --> 01:39:23.180
then you win. And sorry, I just got a weird text. Sorry. What's up? I just got a weird text.

01:39:25.020 --> 01:39:30.540
Do you want to tie a letter now? Yeah, dude, I'm pretty sure FIFA like copyrighted my Twitch

01:39:30.540 --> 01:39:38.260
stream because I was reacting to highlights two copyright strikes and if

01:39:38.260 --> 01:39:44.500
I get one more I get permanently banned off Twitch yeah I have two copyright

01:39:44.500 --> 01:39:49.060
strikes they're both from people I'll never watch that again I'm sorry guys

01:39:49.060 --> 01:39:55.860
you own me he's this but is it even possible for you to even get like rights

01:39:55.860 --> 01:40:03.620
to like watch it or no oh god no bro I would have to like um literally getting rights to streaming

01:40:03.620 --> 01:40:09.860
a FIFA game would have to be like literally joining the Illuminati I'm not kidding like

01:40:11.220 --> 01:40:11.860
Jesus

01:40:14.900 --> 01:40:21.220
all right well listen that's the reason why we watch LCS instead of FIFA am I right

01:40:21.220 --> 01:40:23.220
Yes

01:40:29.780 --> 01:40:36.340
Like jinxie that's the reason why if you go right now to any eastern european country on the planet and you go up to middle-aged man

01:40:36.660 --> 01:40:37.780
And you ask him

01:40:37.780 --> 01:40:44.420
What's the most hype event that you are like hype for the day for he's gonna look at you and he's gonna say the lcs spring finals

01:40:44.740 --> 01:40:49.700
He won't even think that he was even playing it'll be a surprise to him to hear that. Do you understand?

01:40:49.700 --> 01:40:54.040
Bro, exactly, yes, exactly, bro, exactly.

01:40:54.040 --> 01:40:55.120
God, I love this.

01:40:56.080 --> 01:40:59.560
All right, so listen, now what's gonna happen, okay?

01:40:59.560 --> 01:41:02.480
Is Lion got the ocean dragon soul.

01:41:02.480 --> 01:41:06.040
So every single dragon soul gives different effects, okay?

01:41:06.040 --> 01:41:09.400
The cloud soul gives you movement speed when you ult.

01:41:09.400 --> 01:41:11.600
The infernal soul gives you damage

01:41:11.600 --> 01:41:13.600
when you land in ability every 10 seconds, right?

01:41:13.600 --> 01:41:14.840
I didn't know this.

01:41:14.840 --> 01:41:17.240
Yes, what the ocean soul does,

01:41:17.240 --> 01:41:22.120
It actually gives you health and mana regen while you're in combat.

01:41:22.120 --> 01:41:25.240
So it's like you always get bonus health and mana regen.

01:41:26.680 --> 01:41:28.920
Bro, what? Are you serious?

01:41:29.320 --> 01:41:39.480
Yes, it's like Jinx imagine having a never ending supply of Red Bull and Pagoda Spring rolls next to you.

01:41:39.480 --> 01:41:44.840
Like you never have to worry about your thirst or your hunger because they got you taken care of. Does that make sense?

01:41:44.840 --> 01:41:47.420
Got it. Okay. Phantabulous.

01:41:47.420 --> 01:41:50.920
Alright, so now we're gonna see what's happening here, okay?

01:41:50.920 --> 01:41:51.920
So Red...

01:41:51.920 --> 01:41:54.560
So this game's over, right? They're up gold, they have soul over.

01:41:54.560 --> 01:41:58.420
Yeah, they're like, at this point, Blue Team should not be able to win.

01:41:58.420 --> 01:42:00.820
Cause Blue Team also has like a really trash comp.

01:42:00.820 --> 01:42:02.020
Like it's really horrible.

01:42:02.020 --> 01:42:04.020
Why is the Blue Team's team comp trash?

01:42:04.020 --> 01:42:10.140
Because the thing is that Red Team, right, has three health stackers, okay?

01:42:10.140 --> 01:42:12.140
Three. So three tanks.

01:42:12.140 --> 01:42:24.140
And the Varus, so the ADC4 blue team, he decided to build a champion that actually can have percentile damage in his kit with lethality instead.

01:42:24.140 --> 01:42:28.140
So this guy is just completely griefing and selling the entire game right now.

01:42:28.140 --> 01:42:30.140
Got it.

01:42:31.140 --> 01:42:35.140
It would be like, imagine you're in like a lightsaber battle, right?

01:42:35.140 --> 01:42:38.140
And instead of using your lightsaber, you decide to use your blaster.

01:42:38.140 --> 01:42:40.140
But you're against Yoda.

01:42:40.140 --> 01:42:45.140
Oh god, that sounds awful.

01:42:45.140 --> 01:42:50.140
Yep, so that's why, like, I don't know what's going on with that guy right now.

01:42:50.140 --> 01:42:54.140
Like, right now he's completely trolling it.

01:42:54.140 --> 01:42:59.140
Alright, you know what's actually so interesting?

01:42:59.140 --> 01:43:02.140
Is this some free Baron for them? Yeah, what's up?

01:43:02.140 --> 01:43:06.140
I was gonna say, I've literally never heard of that guy Morgan in my life.

01:43:06.140 --> 01:43:09.140
Like, I don't even think I've ever played a solo queue game with him.

01:43:09.140 --> 01:43:13.300
at the start to shop garage comes to see an a player that's he inspired about

01:43:13.300 --> 01:43:16.860
the bear and already and they've got it same goes over the wall don't look

01:43:16.860 --> 01:43:20.900
absorbing the damage now so like the thing is that I would say across both

01:43:20.900 --> 01:43:28.180
teams right now there's really like five imports probably so a lot of the NA

01:43:28.180 --> 01:43:35.380
players in LCS are like not from NA like they weren't like Warner like raising

01:43:35.380 --> 01:43:38.660
they played in another region and then came to NA?

01:43:38.660 --> 01:43:39.580
Yeah, exactly.

01:43:39.580 --> 01:43:43.020
It's kind of like how Ronaldo plays for Portugal.

01:43:43.020 --> 01:43:45.220
And then when he's nearing the end of his career,

01:43:45.220 --> 01:43:48.660
he's like, all right, let's just go to Saudi Arabia

01:43:48.660 --> 01:43:49.820
and play some soccer over there.

01:43:49.820 --> 01:43:51.420
You know what I mean?

01:43:51.420 --> 01:44:00.660
Wait, so is NA not as strong as a region as EU?

01:44:00.660 --> 01:44:02.060
Well, think of it this way.

01:44:02.060 --> 01:44:04.900
The reason why NA and EU are different

01:44:04.900 --> 01:44:11.460
when it comes to that, is because EU has a very fierce fan base

01:44:11.460 --> 01:44:14.420
for a few teams, because a few of their teams

01:44:14.420 --> 01:44:16.380
are regional teams.

01:44:16.380 --> 01:44:19.740
So if you're from Spain, you watch this one team called

01:44:19.740 --> 01:44:22.820
MCoy, because everyone from Spain,

01:44:22.820 --> 01:44:25.900
that's their national team.

01:44:25.900 --> 01:44:30.500
From France, there's this team called KC.

01:44:30.500 --> 01:44:33.820
So it's like there are certain teams.

01:44:33.820 --> 01:44:38.860
But the thing is that in NNA, it's kind of like every team is just like a team, right?

01:44:38.860 --> 01:44:44.460
So like they approve fan bases over time, but if you're constantly changing rosters and like

01:44:44.460 --> 01:44:47.420
people are going to get connected to the team, if the roster is the same.

01:44:47.420 --> 01:44:49.180
Exactly. Exactly, yeah.

01:44:49.180 --> 01:44:51.580
That makes sense actually, man. Actually, I want to explain.

01:44:51.580 --> 01:44:59.020
Yep. So now Jinx, what's happening right now is that blue and red are just duking out the final moments, right?

01:44:59.020 --> 01:45:02.460
Because at this point, blue can literally never win a fight.

01:45:02.460 --> 01:45:07.740
But the problem is that if you type slash ff in an OCS game, you get fined.

01:45:07.740 --> 01:45:09.220
So they're not allowed ffing.

01:45:09.220 --> 01:45:11.980
Wait, you get fined for forprinting? Why?

01:45:15.580 --> 01:45:17.060
Oh, do you want to know the real answer?

01:45:17.060 --> 01:45:19.380
Sure, yeah, yeah. Why do you get fined if you ff?

01:45:20.740 --> 01:45:24.220
Because, bro, like, the sponsors paid money to be on the screen for a while.

01:45:24.220 --> 01:45:27.540
I remember you were sitting there ffing every game at 15, and it's kind of chalked for them.

01:45:27.540 --> 01:45:29.540
Oh

01:45:31.420 --> 01:45:33.420
No

01:45:36.340 --> 01:45:44.080
So right now as you can see red team gets the elder right so because of the elder what ends up happening is that like

01:45:44.100 --> 01:45:46.100
Regis auto wins now so

01:45:46.820 --> 01:45:49.720
Dragon is like if you're under 30% you immediately die right?

01:45:50.620 --> 01:45:55.340
Exactly. Yes funny story. Do you want to know the reason why I'm cheering for red team today?

01:45:55.340 --> 01:45:58.040
Why? Why are you cheering for Red Team?

01:45:58.040 --> 01:46:04.540
Because the team Liquid CEO used to follow me on Twitter and then at one point he actually

01:46:04.540 --> 01:46:08.620
saw the reason why I had a Twitter following because I started making funny posts and then

01:46:08.620 --> 01:46:11.460
he unfollowed me.

01:46:11.460 --> 01:46:14.620
So Team Liquid's coach unfollowed you?

01:46:14.620 --> 01:46:16.860
No, not the other coach, their CEO.

01:46:16.860 --> 01:46:19.100
Like the guy that literally made the team.

01:46:19.100 --> 01:46:20.100
Oh.

01:46:20.100 --> 01:46:26.340
Yeah, so close now don't just cracking in the game to here

01:46:26.340 --> 01:46:32.060
What do you think we're going to see some compromise like if they're going to be changes if they're going to be adjustments like what is

01:46:32.940 --> 01:46:37.040
You can't play the same character more than once right or no exactly so things

01:46:38.620 --> 01:46:47.020
Yeah, so in fearless you're always having different champions getting locked in right so because of that what ends up happening is that over the course of

01:46:47.020 --> 01:46:51.160
the series you're gonna always have different players or different champions

01:46:51.160 --> 01:46:55.200
are gonna be locked in to make it for a very enjoyable experience and you want

01:46:55.200 --> 01:46:59.860
to know the reason why they actually made this a thing why it's because back

01:46:59.860 --> 01:47:03.680
in the day when pro games used to be played it would legitimately be the

01:47:03.680 --> 01:47:09.400
same 10 champions every single game literally the same 10 champs every game

01:47:09.400 --> 01:47:13.580
the only thing that would change is which team would get which champion but

01:47:13.580 --> 01:47:15.180
It was the same 10 every game.

01:47:15.180 --> 01:47:16.380
I think it was 5 times.

01:47:16.380 --> 01:47:21.100
Is this why you didn't join Pro League because you would have to basically play more than

01:47:21.100 --> 01:47:22.100
Hecarim?

01:47:22.100 --> 01:47:28.220
No, so the reason why I never joined Pro League is because one day I was sitting there and

01:47:28.220 --> 01:47:33.340
I actually got an offer from one of the most prominent teams, so like Dantas, we want to

01:47:33.340 --> 01:47:35.820
bring you on our team.

01:47:35.820 --> 01:47:36.940
I don't want to leak it.

01:47:36.940 --> 01:47:38.740
I don't want to leak it because of NDA.

01:47:38.740 --> 01:47:40.420
But anyways, so the team comes out here, right?

01:47:40.420 --> 01:47:41.420
They're like Dantas.

01:47:41.420 --> 01:47:49.140
We think you're the greatest gift to jungling that NA has ever seen and we think that you're just going to like dominate everyone like we could see you

01:47:49.520 --> 01:47:55.940
Mogging faker in a 1v1, right? So at one point I'm sitting there. I'm like in talks with them and then I

01:47:56.220 --> 01:48:01.680
Get a message from every other jungler in the pro league at the time and they said contest

01:48:02.140 --> 01:48:04.980
Well, I'll give you 30% of our salaries each

01:48:04.980 --> 01:48:10.580
please just don't join because if you join we're all gonna get mugged and then

01:48:10.580 --> 01:48:15.500
everyone's gonna realize that it's like that we're not anywhere near your level

01:48:15.500 --> 01:48:20.460
so because of that I actually decided I'm not gonna join the LCS and then

01:48:20.460 --> 01:48:25.420
said I'm generating passive income this other time told you to not join because

01:48:25.420 --> 01:48:29.500
you were gonna skilled if your team so hard that they would get pissed mom

01:48:29.500 --> 01:48:32.500
Exactly, yes. That's exactly what happened.

01:48:35.500 --> 01:48:38.500
I have a feeling that literally none of that happened.

01:48:40.500 --> 01:48:42.500
Okay, do you have proof that it didn't?

01:48:43.500 --> 01:48:44.500
No.

01:48:45.500 --> 01:48:47.500
There you go, so it's a 50% chance.

01:48:50.500 --> 01:48:53.500
What do you think is the average rank of this crowd?

01:48:53.500 --> 01:48:54.500
Ironically.

01:48:55.380 --> 01:49:00.080
So I've been to like a lot of like conventions and stuff like that

01:49:00.080 --> 01:49:04.420
I'm what if I told you that the average rank there is probably like silver

01:49:04.420 --> 01:49:10.180
I would say higher dude. I feel like if you're this passion about league

01:49:10.180 --> 01:49:12.980
It's got to be like flat average. No, no

01:49:14.820 --> 01:49:21.220
Because like jinx there's something I have to understand these people don't watch pro leagues because they're passionate about league

01:49:21.220 --> 01:49:27.460
They watch pro leagues because they're passionate about pro leagues. There's a big difference between the two like you're not gonna

01:49:42.140 --> 01:49:45.120
JC it's Tyler one and it's only a pixel right behind

01:49:45.120 --> 01:49:52.120
So, okay, dot test.

01:49:52.120 --> 01:49:57.120
Okay, now, here's my next question.

01:49:57.120 --> 01:50:02.120
If you think the average rank of the crowd is silver to gold, right?

01:50:02.120 --> 01:50:09.120
Now, your reasoning for this is because you said, and I quote, they're not patched about

01:50:09.120 --> 01:50:11.120
League, they're patched about Pro League.

01:50:11.120 --> 01:50:12.120
Yes.

01:50:12.120 --> 01:50:13.120
I disagree.

01:50:13.120 --> 01:50:15.920
I bet you the average rank of that crowd is platinum

01:50:18.040 --> 01:50:24.120
For real sees what's yo, here's a better question. What's the average rank of league chat?

01:50:24.120 --> 01:50:27.960
What's the most common rank in League of Legends? It's got to be the bronze or silver

01:50:31.240 --> 01:50:33.240
No, I disagree

01:50:33.280 --> 01:50:36.760
Okay, you want me to pursue right now. It's cold. I bet you it's silver

01:50:36.760 --> 01:50:40.000
I think I think gold is too hard for it to be the right

01:50:40.000 --> 01:50:44.680
I I can prove right now that it's gold. Are you ready screen chair? Where okay?

01:50:49.120 --> 01:50:54.560
Yes, I'm joining your screen chair right now. I'm in your screen chair, bro. Why are you on subway surfers?

01:50:55.240 --> 01:51:02.200
Cuz I'm not a lot showing the actual like game itself. So I've just been putting some way server compilations on

01:51:05.840 --> 01:51:07.840
Way up here

01:51:10.000 --> 01:51:18.000
Let's call Bernard. Let's do let's call Bernard. Why don't we just call Bernard and figure it out? Let's figure this out right now

01:51:18.000 --> 01:51:20.000
I can't find us

01:51:21.000 --> 01:51:23.000
I can show this to you though

01:51:29.000 --> 01:51:31.000
Nope quit that game instantly

01:51:40.000 --> 01:51:47.120
different. Bernard here's no just shut up for a second shut off. Okay Bernard listen

01:51:48.080 --> 01:51:54.640
what is the most common rank in League of Legends? I'm talking like out of every player in the world

01:51:54.640 --> 01:51:59.600
what rank do people stack up the most? I think it's silver. Tom says things that's gold. What do

01:51:59.600 --> 01:52:04.480
you think? I believe it's silver because gold's too hard to get. But Jack this is a checklist.

01:52:04.480 --> 01:52:13.520
The most common rank in League of Legends globally is often around silver, and more specifically

01:52:13.520 --> 01:52:17.680
silver and low gold tend to have the highest concentration of players.

01:52:17.680 --> 01:52:21.000
In other words, both of you aren't far off.

01:52:21.000 --> 01:52:23.880
Silver is indeed where a huge difference is.

01:52:23.880 --> 01:52:24.880
There it is.

01:52:24.880 --> 01:52:25.880
Okay, so Dante, do you hear that?

01:52:25.880 --> 01:52:28.880
Both of us weren't really totally wrong, man.

01:52:28.880 --> 01:52:29.880
Not bad, right?

01:52:29.880 --> 01:52:30.880
Yeah.

01:52:30.880 --> 01:52:31.880
Yeah.

01:52:31.880 --> 01:52:32.880
Wait, Jynx, I want to show you something.

01:52:32.880 --> 01:52:33.880
Can you open my screen?

01:52:33.880 --> 01:52:36.320
Yes, I'm opening your screen right now.

01:52:36.320 --> 01:52:37.920
Look at that.

01:52:37.920 --> 01:52:39.680
So I want to show you something, OK?

01:52:39.680 --> 01:52:41.000
Are you looking?

01:52:41.000 --> 01:52:43.200
Talk to me.

01:52:43.200 --> 01:52:46.760
So the first thing I'm going to show you is, OK, so Kadeem.

01:52:46.760 --> 01:52:52.120
So you see how over here, it says 99.8% atop?

01:52:52.120 --> 01:52:52.600
99.8?

01:52:52.600 --> 01:52:54.440
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what does that mean?

01:52:54.440 --> 01:52:58.560
So this means that Kadeem is better than 0.2%

01:52:58.560 --> 01:53:01.800
of the players in North America.

01:53:01.800 --> 01:53:03.600
Yep.

01:53:03.600 --> 01:53:05.440
Like why are you showing me this though?

01:53:06.000 --> 01:53:07.920
Because why are you showing me this, bro?

01:53:11.040 --> 01:53:14.320
So the thing is, right, that let's say we keep looking, okay?

01:53:14.800 --> 01:53:16.480
Then we're going to look at Jynxie, right?

01:53:17.360 --> 01:53:22.320
So Jynxie is 91.98%.

01:53:22.560 --> 01:53:26.640
So that means that you're better than 8% of players in North America.

01:53:26.720 --> 01:53:28.080
Not bad, not bad.

01:53:28.800 --> 01:53:31.280
Okay, now let's say we look at your brother.

01:53:31.280 --> 01:53:41.440
your brother is silver one right okay he's top 59% right so that means he's

01:53:41.440 --> 01:53:50.000
better than 41% of players in North America right okay so let's say we look

01:53:50.000 --> 01:53:56.240
at a game that he played with a gold player right here a gold player oh wait

01:53:56.240 --> 01:54:11.240
Okay, here we go. So Gold 4-0 LP. This guy is 58 percent, right? So in order for us to find where the perfect 50 percent is, it's about Gold 3.

01:54:11.240 --> 01:54:17.240
So that means the average rank of players in League of Legends is about Gold 3.

01:54:17.240 --> 01:54:20.240
That actually makes sense, bro. Okay, got you.

01:54:20.240 --> 01:54:24.240
That actually makes sense. Chat, chat. That actually, yeah, okay, I get that.

01:54:24.240 --> 01:54:28.720
I think the big way don't says I have to go drain the main vein. I'll be right back

01:54:36.840 --> 01:54:38.840
All right guys

01:54:40.180 --> 01:54:48.440
Guys Jinx he's not here anymore. There's no one left to keep me in check. I could say anything I wanted right now

01:54:50.400 --> 01:54:52.400
Literally anything

01:54:54.240 --> 01:54:59.520
was through scaling and late game team fighting and then if that doesn't work when the execution

01:54:59.520 --> 01:55:04.080
was actually pretty good it's hard for me to imagine the way that they actually come back to win

01:55:04.080 --> 01:55:13.040
the series and talk about Timo. Listen I don't I don't feel like having us lose the co-streaming

01:55:13.040 --> 01:55:21.280
rights before uh before I'm sorry. Be honest you guys think there's a chance that I actually am

01:55:21.280 --> 01:55:28.560
able to have the main like thing on my screen before MSI yes or no or do you

01:55:28.560 --> 01:55:43.800
think they're so gonna deny me even during MSI no probably not

01:55:51.280 --> 01:55:57.980
I feel like it's always so demoralizing when you're looking at it and you're like, we got the comp we wanted, we got the game statement we wanted.

01:55:57.980 --> 01:56:03.680
At Dante's, that's median, not average rank. The average could be way lower, like silver.

01:56:03.680 --> 01:56:11.680
I mean, listen bro, I'm gonna be honest, if you're gonna nerd out and know the difference between median and average, then you need to get a job. Real talk.

01:56:11.680 --> 01:56:20.680
Like, League of Legends and Twitch in general is for people that aren't willing to know the difference between those two things, cause you have better things to do.

01:56:20.680 --> 01:56:24.680
If you know the difference, dude, go like cure cancer or something, you know what I mean?

01:56:24.680 --> 01:56:26.840
Like go save lives as a doctor.

01:56:26.840 --> 01:56:30.440
Go sit there and go fight injustice in the law scene.

01:56:30.440 --> 01:56:32.280
Don't sit here and don't watch streams, you know?

01:56:34.760 --> 01:56:35.480
Those are good, GenC.

01:56:39.080 --> 01:56:41.480
Okay, GenC, I'm gonna be honest, bro.

01:56:41.480 --> 01:56:44.600
I think I might change from Subway servers to Minecraft parkour.

01:56:45.480 --> 01:56:47.320
Oh yeah, because you can't show the game.

01:56:47.320 --> 01:56:47.560
Yeah.

01:56:48.600 --> 01:56:49.720
Oh, wait, Red Bull ad.

01:56:50.680 --> 01:56:52.680
I'll give you wings.

01:56:52.680 --> 01:56:54.680
All right, shopkeeper time.

01:56:54.680 --> 01:56:56.680
I'll be doing what you want to do.

01:56:56.680 --> 01:56:58.680
Oh, yeah, well, tell me, man.

01:56:58.680 --> 01:57:00.680
Do you have wings?

01:57:00.680 --> 01:57:02.680
What's next?

01:57:02.680 --> 01:57:04.680
From this Red Bull that I'm drinking?

01:57:04.680 --> 01:57:06.680
Miles to the gallon.

01:57:06.680 --> 01:57:08.680
I can't go there.

01:57:08.680 --> 01:57:10.680
Can't neglect our.

01:57:10.680 --> 01:57:12.680
How about 329 HP?

01:57:12.680 --> 01:57:14.680
I'll give you wings.

01:57:14.680 --> 01:57:16.680
All right, shopkeeper time.

01:57:16.680 --> 01:57:18.680
I'll be doing what you want to do.

01:57:18.680 --> 01:57:23.680
yes

01:57:23.680 --> 01:57:25.680
what you want to know the reason why i don't need wings

01:57:25.680 --> 01:57:27.680
why

01:57:27.680 --> 01:57:30.680
because ubris has got me covered

01:57:30.680 --> 01:57:34.680
so i don't need wings from red bull because i get them from my ubris

01:57:34.680 --> 01:57:36.680
oh i see what you did there i see

01:57:36.680 --> 01:57:38.680
oh hey here we go ubris

01:57:38.680 --> 01:57:40.680
ubris

01:57:40.680 --> 01:57:43.680
oh you know what we can actually do while we're waiting

01:57:43.680 --> 01:57:45.680
talk to me bro

01:57:45.680 --> 01:57:51.760
How about instead of watching all these random ads, we watched the T1 game today, the highlights of it?

01:57:52.320 --> 01:57:59.920
I think we are required to watch LCS. Like we have to have it on screen at all times.

01:58:04.320 --> 01:58:04.800
Wait, really?

01:58:04.800 --> 01:58:08.800
Hey guys, how was the peanut butter?

01:58:08.800 --> 01:58:10.800
How was this possible?

01:58:10.800 --> 01:58:12.800
A.J. and T. wireless and home internet.

01:58:12.800 --> 01:58:13.800
Hey, text me if you need anything.

01:58:13.800 --> 01:58:15.800
Virtual Bandits scored for Netherlands.

01:58:15.800 --> 01:58:17.800
Oh, what was it? A header? Header?

01:58:17.800 --> 01:58:19.800
No, she's so nice in real life.

01:58:19.800 --> 01:58:22.800
Wait, people are saying apparently no you don't.

01:58:22.800 --> 01:58:26.800
K. J. role plays chess during acts they said.

01:58:26.800 --> 01:58:28.800
Wait, really? Chat really?

01:58:28.800 --> 01:58:30.800
Wait, J. J. what goes on the screen?

01:58:30.800 --> 01:58:31.800
What goes on the screen?

01:58:31.800 --> 01:58:33.800
Was that Timo?

01:58:33.800 --> 01:58:43.800
Hopefully none of these pro players play Lux that would change my opinion on them instantly.

01:58:43.800 --> 01:58:46.080
I actually never seen a pro play Lux.

01:58:46.080 --> 01:58:48.600
Why is Lux not using Broly?

01:58:48.600 --> 01:58:50.600
Well, because...

01:58:50.600 --> 01:58:54.080
I can't make that joke.

01:58:54.080 --> 01:58:56.800
Is it because Lux is just a terrible champion against good players?

01:58:56.800 --> 01:58:57.800
Is that one?

01:58:57.800 --> 01:58:58.800
Yes and no.

01:58:58.800 --> 01:59:02.840
It's because the thing about pro leagues is that people want champions that can actually

01:59:02.840 --> 01:59:07.220
You sit there and go like crazy in teamfights and stuff and Lux isn't really that crazy of a teamfighter

01:59:08.180 --> 01:59:10.180
Like they're better options

01:59:10.340 --> 01:59:13.140
Wait T1 played. When did T1 play?

01:59:13.580 --> 01:59:16.660
They played today. Look check my screen. I'll put it on

01:59:19.740 --> 01:59:21.740
Are you watching I'm in your screen. Yeah

01:59:23.020 --> 01:59:27.940
Okay, so let's watch the T1 LCK highlights. Wait LCK was today

01:59:27.940 --> 01:59:33.700
Yes, bro. I want to watch those live with you, but what time is it at like 8 a.m. or something?

01:59:33.700 --> 01:59:39.540
Yeah, something like that. Oh, there's no way. Well, at least we'll be able to watch the MSI.

01:59:39.540 --> 01:59:46.660
Yeah. Okay. Do you want to watch game five highlights? Bro, it's an hour long.

01:59:46.660 --> 01:59:52.500
Or no, nine minutes. Click that. I don't know if we have time, bro. Oh, they're at 3 a.m.

01:59:52.500 --> 01:59:56.900
Bro, don't test. What if we stayed up until three in the morning one day to watch LCK?

01:59:56.900 --> 01:59:58.900
I

01:59:59.740 --> 02:00:01.740
We could do that bokeh

02:00:02.380 --> 02:00:06.640
Yeah, it's MSI and NA MSI said NA right? Oh, I'm so excited for that

02:00:07.300 --> 02:00:09.300
Johnson's you said that's in two weeks

02:00:09.740 --> 02:00:11.860
It should start in about two weeks. Yeah, I

02:00:13.140 --> 02:00:17.940
Don't know if we have time because the game two starts in 30 seconds. Don't test we hold up MSI

02:00:18.700 --> 02:00:22.060
day and times of matches, I'm gonna look this up

02:00:22.060 --> 02:00:29.220
Yeah, I could look at it too if you don't bro. We need to watch faker live. That would be so well fucking. Oh my god

02:00:30.260 --> 02:00:36.220
Okay, so MSI starts on June 27. So literally in like two weeks. Oh

02:00:38.100 --> 02:00:41.100
My god, that's perfect MSI dates MSI dates

02:00:42.420 --> 02:00:46.980
What what times are the matches though? What times are the matches? Oh

02:00:46.980 --> 02:00:51.360
Uh, 4 AM and 11 PM.

02:00:51.360 --> 02:00:52.980
Wait, wait, wait.

02:00:52.980 --> 02:00:54.980
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

02:00:54.980 --> 02:00:58.980
There's an MSI match at 4 in the morning.

02:00:58.980 --> 02:01:00.980
Those know it. This is right.

02:01:00.980 --> 02:01:03.980
To find our LCS.

02:01:03.980 --> 02:01:05.980
I'm looking at the schedule right now.

02:01:05.980 --> 02:01:07.980
It literally tells me 4 AM and 11 PM.

02:01:07.980 --> 02:01:10.980
Let's just stay up for those.

02:01:10.980 --> 02:01:11.980
Let's stay up for those.

02:01:11.980 --> 02:01:14.980
MSI is in Korea.

02:01:14.980 --> 02:01:17.820
Check him on tell me that wouldn't be peak of 4 a.m. Stream

02:01:21.820 --> 02:01:28.620
I mean we cut if you wanted to know like let's bro how many times are we actually gonna be able to watch faker live this year

02:01:28.980 --> 02:01:32.700
Bro, we're gonna have the firms for it. Well, I mean, I hope you will by then

02:01:32.860 --> 02:01:39.500
But I think LCS is like your trial run and I think they said if you do good enough. Yes, they're gonna give you firms and MSI

02:01:39.700 --> 02:01:41.700
Thank you. Yeah, but you know what it might be like

02:01:41.700 --> 02:01:48.540
like what it might be like else yes it's my trial run then MSI is my trial run

02:01:48.540 --> 02:01:53.700
and then the finals are my trial run for like worlds and then worlds is my trial

02:01:53.700 --> 02:01:58.020
running for next year you know what I mean yeah like they just keep edging you

02:01:58.020 --> 02:02:03.180
bro I'm sorry but dude I really want to watch faker play live chat like that

02:02:03.180 --> 02:02:09.380
would be so fun bro we can do it though I'm down

02:02:09.380 --> 02:02:14.240
What character is that don't tell us which which champion is this which champion?

02:02:15.080 --> 02:02:17.080
That's Bane

02:02:19.880 --> 02:02:25.640
This game is gigantic like I played for two months straight

02:02:26.480 --> 02:02:33.640
Too much straight with occasional breaks, and I still don't even know half the champions like what is this man?

02:02:33.640 --> 02:02:40.760
Well, Jinxie, keep in mind that you have done marathons, right?

02:02:40.760 --> 02:02:46.840
So it's like, you have done marathons, and then also, you still do only have about 130

02:02:46.840 --> 02:02:47.840
games, right?

02:02:47.840 --> 02:02:52.080
So like, once your game count this season gets about a thousand, that's going to be

02:02:52.080 --> 02:02:53.080
when you know everything.

02:02:53.080 --> 02:02:54.080
Yo!

02:02:54.080 --> 02:02:55.080
Hey!

02:02:55.080 --> 02:02:56.580
Hey, buddy!

02:02:56.580 --> 02:03:02.800
You want me to play a thousand games of League of Legends to know every character?

02:03:02.800 --> 02:03:05.800
I don't want you to do it, but you're gonna do it.

02:03:05.800 --> 02:03:07.400
I need to, let me get this straight.

02:03:07.400 --> 02:03:11.100
I need to play 1,000 games a week to know every champion.

02:03:14.080 --> 02:03:16.520
Bro, and seeds into every character in two weeks.

02:03:18.080 --> 02:03:19.620
Wait, really?

02:03:19.620 --> 02:03:21.120
Yes, bro.

02:03:21.120 --> 02:03:22.120
Yeah, but that's when you play one

02:03:22.120 --> 02:03:24.120
and probably add half the characters, no?

02:03:25.760 --> 02:03:27.160
For you can play seeds right now.

02:03:27.160 --> 02:03:29.280
If you play every day for three weeks straight,

02:03:29.280 --> 02:03:30.240
you're gonna know every character.

02:03:30.240 --> 02:03:32.040
You're gonna know every character.

02:03:32.040 --> 02:03:34.040
How many captors are in league?

02:03:34.680 --> 02:03:36.180
Uh, 170.

02:03:40.100 --> 02:03:42.100
Oh my god.

02:03:43.160 --> 02:03:45.160
Wait, Jinx, do you want to hear something messed up?

02:03:46.940 --> 02:03:47.440
What?

02:03:48.540 --> 02:03:53.040
So right now, because of how many games of League of Legends I played, I not only know...

02:03:53.740 --> 02:03:55.240
...who's the champion instead?

02:03:55.940 --> 02:03:58.340
Oh, that's a new champion coming out, his name's Locke.

02:03:59.140 --> 02:04:00.140
Wait, there's a new champ?

02:04:00.140 --> 02:04:09.100
Yeah, it's going to be coming out soon.

02:04:09.100 --> 02:04:10.940
So Jynxie, are you ready to hear something?

02:04:10.940 --> 02:04:12.580
Yeah, talk to me, talk to me.

02:04:12.580 --> 02:04:14.780
Is it in your screen share?

02:04:14.780 --> 02:04:15.780
No.

02:04:15.780 --> 02:04:21.460
So what I was going to say is that I not only know what the amount of games I play, I not

02:04:21.460 --> 02:04:26.700
only know all the different champions, but I also know all their different abilities,

02:04:26.700 --> 02:04:32.540
general cooldown of all their abilities and also how much damage each of their abilities does at every

02:04:32.540 --> 02:04:35.180
point in the game depending how much items they have.

02:04:35.180 --> 02:04:39.900
This will do a lot of angles to die for because now this is the point where the center is on.

02:04:40.620 --> 02:04:44.620
Obviously with the center ultimate help heal up anybody.

02:04:44.620 --> 02:04:47.100
Yeah but the thing is like we could get you down like three months.

02:04:47.900 --> 02:04:52.620
How many years did it take you to reach, how many years did it take you to reach

02:04:52.620 --> 02:04:54.620
challenger skill level.

02:04:54.620 --> 02:04:56.620
Against the Casio pick here.

02:04:56.620 --> 02:04:58.620
See what line can put this time around.

02:04:58.620 --> 02:05:02.620
And in those seven years were you playing like basically every day?

02:05:02.620 --> 02:05:04.620
Um, but does not.

02:05:04.620 --> 02:05:07.620
So I was in school at the time because I started playing when I was 13.

02:05:07.620 --> 02:05:10.620
And at one point I did like calculations.

02:05:10.620 --> 02:05:13.620
And I had an average of about seven hours a day.

02:05:13.620 --> 02:05:15.620
Every single day.

02:05:15.620 --> 02:05:17.620
League of Legends.

02:05:17.620 --> 02:05:20.620
Seven hours a day for seven years continuously.

02:05:20.620 --> 02:05:25.060
And it took you seven years to reach challenger scale which they can get those big dreams

02:05:25.060 --> 02:05:29.740
Yeah, but for those last two years like that was only for the first five for the last two years

02:05:29.740 --> 02:05:32.620
It went up to about 10 to 12 hours today really

02:05:33.140 --> 02:05:35.140
CC up a team fight good

02:05:35.700 --> 02:05:41.060
Jarvan rumble is the spicy hot pocket, but that's why you're not an advantage because like you have me as your coach

02:05:41.620 --> 02:05:43.620
It's like sitting there Jinxie and

02:05:44.460 --> 02:05:45.660
Cataclysm

02:05:45.660 --> 02:05:47.660
Okay, it's like imagine

02:05:48.420 --> 02:05:50.100
Okay

02:05:50.100 --> 02:05:55.700
Imagine you're training to be the next like demon hunter and then you see Tanjiro, bro

02:05:56.340 --> 02:05:58.340
And then he's coaching

02:06:01.940 --> 02:06:03.940
Bro with me and you

02:06:03.940 --> 02:06:08.340
What I feel like I'm lightning McQueen and your doc Hudson did I'm not even kidding

02:06:08.340 --> 02:06:13.220
Like I think I'm lightning McQueen and your doc Hudson like I'm gonna get to this challenge your levels, bro

02:06:13.220 --> 02:06:14.580
I'm telling you man

02:06:14.580 --> 02:06:19.420
Like I feel like I'm lightning McQueen your doc Hudson wait who's doc Hudson?

02:06:20.100 --> 02:06:26.100
You haven't seen the movie Cars.

02:06:26.100 --> 02:06:28.100
Instantaneous point.

02:06:28.100 --> 02:06:32.100
But I only know three. I know Lightning McQueen, right?

02:06:32.100 --> 02:06:33.100
I know Mater.

02:06:33.100 --> 02:06:34.100
Toe Mater.

02:06:34.100 --> 02:06:36.100
Yeah, and I know the girl.

02:06:36.100 --> 02:06:40.100
And the reason why I only know those three characters, right,

02:06:40.100 --> 02:06:44.100
even all these years later, is because for years I had a...

02:06:44.100 --> 02:06:47.100
Wait, this guy's sign says Pick Teemo.

02:06:47.100 --> 02:07:04.220
All right, so who's Doc Hudson aware doc doc Hudson um

02:07:05.580 --> 02:07:14.700
doc Hudson is like he's like lightning lark lark he's like lightning um he's like lightning

02:07:14.700 --> 02:07:18.780
McQueen's like like he takes light of McQueen under his wings. He's like an old racing champion

02:07:20.940 --> 02:07:23.740
How does he have wings if he's a card did he drink Red Bull?

02:07:24.460 --> 02:07:31.100
No, he doesn't have freaking wings bro. He takes him under his hypothetical wings like not his literal

02:07:31.100 --> 02:07:36.220
wings. He takes him under his hypothetical wings. So does that mean he hypothetically jacked Red Bull?

02:07:37.820 --> 02:07:42.860
Hypothetically yes. All right now. Okay, that makes sense. Pantheon is like super easy. So does

02:07:42.860 --> 02:07:47.260
Does anybody know what this new champion Locke is going to do and why does this guy just spam E-Moting?

02:07:48.260 --> 02:07:49.760
I'm going to be able to get around like half a second.

02:07:49.760 --> 02:07:51.260
Is he trying to aura farm?

02:07:53.760 --> 02:07:56.260
I can't keep a straight face.

02:07:57.160 --> 02:08:00.760
So, yeah, so the new champion they already released all his abilities and everything.

02:08:00.760 --> 02:08:06.460
He doesn't look like it's going to be that much of a problem in like your elo, but in my elo he probably will be.

02:08:06.460 --> 02:08:08.460
He's a mid lane burst assassin.

02:08:08.460 --> 02:08:12.460
Bro, why don't we watch his video? We should watch it. Can we watch it now?

02:08:12.460 --> 02:08:14.660
Is it quick? Is it quick or short?

02:08:14.660 --> 02:08:16.600
Yeah, no, it's fast, it's fast.

02:08:16.600 --> 02:08:19.300
Bro, let's watch it. What? New champ?

02:08:19.300 --> 02:08:21.740
What? Okay, okay, okay.

02:08:21.740 --> 02:08:23.640
Alright, what is it called? Lock?

02:08:23.640 --> 02:08:26.240
Cinematic? Cinematic or no?

02:08:26.240 --> 02:08:30.480
Uh, no, it's not cinematic. You want to watch a champion in spotlight.

02:08:30.480 --> 02:08:31.760
Lock.

02:08:31.760 --> 02:08:34.240
Ah!

02:08:34.240 --> 02:08:38.200
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

02:08:42.460 --> 02:08:47.460
There we go. There he is, there he is!

02:08:47.460 --> 02:08:57.460
Wait, do you want to watch the cinematic first and then the champion's spotlight? Nothing happens in pro games for the first 10 minutes anyways.

02:08:57.460 --> 02:09:04.460
Well, I don't know if we can, bro. We can't do a wildlife game, it's going. Let's just watch it after the game.

02:09:04.460 --> 02:09:08.460
Watch the cinematic and the spotlight after.

02:09:08.460 --> 02:09:13.460
We have time for the cinematic, we have time, we have time, but not let's bother.

02:09:13.460 --> 02:09:17.460
Lock in, Dantez, lock in, are you watching, are you watching?

02:09:17.460 --> 02:09:20.460
Wait, did you intend to say that?

02:09:20.460 --> 02:09:25.460
Oh, no, I said lock in.

02:09:25.460 --> 02:09:30.460
Wait, Jinxie.

02:09:30.460 --> 02:09:34.460
Ready, look, look, look, look, look, look, watch that, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.

02:09:34.460 --> 02:09:38.660
All right chat everybody focus everybody focus everybody focus everybody focus

02:09:41.060 --> 02:09:43.060
Lock in

02:09:44.860 --> 02:09:49.860
What don't that's you said my name I think you're sharing your wrong screen on discord

02:09:52.700 --> 02:09:54.700
Oh, I am hold up one second kitten

02:09:55.900 --> 02:10:01.460
Can you see can you see this wait did it did it leak anything when when you open that any desk?

02:10:02.340 --> 02:10:04.340
Can you see this?

02:10:04.460 --> 02:10:17.540
I'm not gonna lie it's completely frozen for me

02:10:17.540 --> 02:10:29.380
um my screen share froze it's working for me I did it okay how about this how about

02:10:29.380 --> 02:10:32.540
this how about this okay now let's get out yeah now it's good now it's good

02:10:32.540 --> 02:10:34.540
I'm ready

02:10:37.020 --> 02:10:39.940
You can see this now. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not gonna go

02:10:39.940 --> 02:11:06.780
I think hi-vives just closed out of it. Is it working out? Okay. Yeah. No, it's good. That's good. Yep

02:11:09.940 --> 02:11:24.260
is that him? yeah that's him

02:11:24.260 --> 02:11:29.260
Whoa, this guy mobs!

02:11:29.260 --> 02:11:32.260
Get out of me, monster!

02:11:36.260 --> 02:11:38.260
I'll make this quick.

02:11:40.260 --> 02:11:42.260
Stay back!

02:11:42.260 --> 02:11:44.260
Do this.

02:11:46.260 --> 02:11:48.260
Ready to go.

02:11:54.260 --> 02:11:56.260
And

02:12:17.980 --> 02:12:22.460
What's holding like hammers yelling may hammers no their nails

02:12:24.260 --> 02:12:45.100
This guy brutally mogs

02:12:54.260 --> 02:13:03.100
Wait, you know what's crazy?

02:13:03.100 --> 02:13:05.660
Is that that low taper fade meme?

02:13:05.660 --> 02:13:07.660
What is crazy?

02:13:07.660 --> 02:13:12.820
No, I was going to say, if you start playing him when he comes out, you could be as good

02:13:12.820 --> 02:13:16.100
as the best lock player on the planet because it's like new.

02:13:16.100 --> 02:13:19.100
Ah, I'd be like faker, yeah.

02:13:19.100 --> 02:13:21.100
I

02:13:42.900 --> 02:13:47.460
Doesn't mean we're even kind of sick round it's good to see you see he looks cool

02:13:49.100 --> 02:13:53.980
Hey, Nick, I'm very drunk and horny right now. Can you stop streaming and come over?

02:13:54.740 --> 02:13:56.740
Timeout who car seat? Thank you

02:13:57.660 --> 02:13:59.660
All right, bro. You ready?

02:13:59.820 --> 02:14:01.820
Now, can you see that?

02:14:02.380 --> 02:14:04.940
Okay, you're gonna get so you can see it

02:14:08.580 --> 02:14:11.580
Who won game one I mean st. Isn't fire

02:14:11.580 --> 02:14:14.380
Uh, did you forget the 2-0-1?

02:14:14.380 --> 02:14:15.180
No, it was...

02:14:15.180 --> 02:14:16.180
Lying, it was lying.

02:14:16.780 --> 02:14:17.780
Yeah, there you go.

02:14:18.180 --> 02:14:20.980
Alright, so this game, Jinxie, right now we're in game 2, right?

02:14:22.980 --> 02:14:26.780
So what this means is that the winner of game 2 advances to game 3,

02:14:26.780 --> 02:14:29.580
and then the winner of game 3 wins game 3, does that make sense?

02:14:34.980 --> 02:14:38.380
Okay, do, like, what's the issue with that commentary?

02:14:41.580 --> 02:14:44.240
It's already advanced into game three whether it's win or lose

02:14:45.200 --> 02:14:51.620
Okay, so I'll make it more specific then the winner of game two wins game two and then the winner of game two wins game three

02:14:51.620 --> 02:14:57.560
If the same team got one game one wins game two and three then they win the series since it's best of five

02:14:57.900 --> 02:14:59.900
Does that make sense? Oh my god

02:15:04.700 --> 02:15:09.420
Now looking at both teams okay the thing about this game is that

02:15:09.420 --> 02:15:11.420
Blue team is gonna lose.

02:15:11.420 --> 02:15:13.420
Think about this team composition, bro.

02:15:13.420 --> 02:15:16.420
Wukong getting the feature, Wukong baby!

02:15:16.420 --> 02:15:21.420
So, the thing is that blue team should lose, unless Asana carries.

02:15:21.420 --> 02:15:27.420
Because for some reason, blue team's mid laner locked in the most useless champion ever, LeBlanc.

02:15:27.420 --> 02:15:30.420
Wait, why is LeBlanc useless?

02:15:30.420 --> 02:15:35.420
Do you remember that one champion that Muda played in your game, anyone like 0 and 5?

02:15:35.420 --> 02:15:38.420
Oh yeah, but that's Muda, bro. Muda never does good in my game.

02:15:38.420 --> 02:15:48.420
Yeah, the thing is that LeBlanc is just a champion that's like worthless, so it doesn't matter if it's Muda or an LCS player, it's worth nothing.

02:15:48.420 --> 02:15:51.420
Wait, why is LeBlanc worthless?

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Because the thing is she's a burst mage, right? And the problem with being a burst mage in like a high-stakes game like this is that you're not going to be able to do anything because people are going to build tanking.

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Did she just get ganked by the way to LeBlanc? Just get ganked?

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Yeah, so she got ganked by her jungler, so she actually managed to get a kill.

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Cause the thing is that even though her jungler, or even though she has a champion in Seerslist,

02:16:20.360 --> 02:16:27.300
the thing is that she still has Wastest setup with CC, so her Wukong can get a lead.

02:16:27.300 --> 02:16:32.420
Why is the support player in the bush and he's not recalling?

02:16:32.420 --> 02:16:36.260
The reason why does that is because he's hovering to see if there's a play that's possible

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So it's like you wait to see if something happens, and then you go in if it doesn't

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Yes, so the reason I was doing it is because he wanted to make sure

02:16:52.860 --> 02:16:57.940
That like if they walk up then they can get a good trade and get rid of some of the enemy's health

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there as well okay so now Jinxie listen what's happening what's happening right

02:17:09.380 --> 02:17:14.120
now okay is that everyone right now is in line and they're fighting they're

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farming and they're getting CS so the team that gets more farm and more kills

02:17:18.260 --> 02:17:22.660
has more gold and they have a higher chance of winning the game

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Okay, well did you know that if you scan the Uber Eats barcode with your phone right now...

02:17:38.500 --> 02:17:40.500
You're gonna have to sing and dance!

02:17:40.500 --> 02:17:48.300
Jinxie, bro, bro, Jinxie, do you understand that I could be a professional outcast cast

02:17:48.300 --> 02:17:49.300
with our monitor?

02:17:49.300 --> 02:17:50.300
You're not quite similar.

02:17:50.300 --> 02:17:56.300
So right now both teams are fighting and they're sitting there and they're going in.

02:17:56.300 --> 02:17:57.300
So people are fighting.

02:17:57.300 --> 02:17:59.300
I

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Can see if I was a silver game sense, but I'd be able to tell you that blue team won the fight and got the dragon

02:18:21.000 --> 02:18:24.480
Yes, anyone would be able to say that!

02:18:24.480 --> 02:18:28.080
Ok, so what's your point?

02:18:28.080 --> 02:18:30.080
Why did they win the fight?

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I don't know why.

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Because the thing is that they landed more abilities and they went in past this.

02:18:36.560 --> 02:18:39.040
You actually don't know what you're saying!

02:18:39.040 --> 02:18:41.440
You have no game knowledge!

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Bro, why do you guys not realize this?

02:18:45.440 --> 02:18:47.240
You don't have game knowledge!

02:18:47.240 --> 02:18:50.040
You've been coaching me for 2 months!

02:18:50.040 --> 02:18:56.520
I just don't realize it. You talk about whoever farms more has a better chance of winning. No shit

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Okay

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Has anything I said so far been wrong yes or no, no, but you're not saying anything of substance

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You said the blue team got the dragon. We know why

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They got the chug

02:19:16.160 --> 02:19:22.720
It's right. It's like getting mad at Isaac Newton when he invents gravity.

02:19:22.720 --> 02:19:24.560
Like it's on his fault.

02:19:24.560 --> 02:19:38.800
JXC, listen. JXC, so right now, Blue and Red are looking to fight.

02:19:38.800 --> 02:19:44.240
You're trying to see something? I count at risk. You have two copyright strikes on your

02:19:44.240 --> 02:19:49.760
channel at three copyright strikes your account may be terminated. Oh, thanks, FIFA. My bad for

02:19:49.760 --> 02:19:56.320
watching a YouTube video of a highlight. My bad. What's next? You guys want to bend me over?

02:19:56.960 --> 02:20:02.320
If I get one more copyright strike, I'm perma banned. Brother, I'm not even like I'm watching a

02:20:02.320 --> 02:20:11.840
YouTube video, man. Oh my God. 20 hours after the game ends. Sorry. Okay. So listen, Jensy,

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There's something that you have to understand right now, okay?

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So right now, please stop, okay?

02:20:17.440 --> 02:20:22.300
Okay, so right now what's happening is that both teams are farming and blue team got the boy grubs

02:20:22.560 --> 02:20:28.060
So now red team is recalling and blue team is using this opening to farm

02:20:29.040 --> 02:20:34.180
Bro, ah, yo, oh my god. Obviously. I know I know that

02:20:35.120 --> 02:20:37.120
Aren't you friggin' challenger?

02:20:37.440 --> 02:20:39.440
What's that?

02:20:39.440 --> 02:20:48.440
Okay, I'll tell you what the macro is. So the macro right now is that red team is pushing up and fighting because they know that red team recalled.

02:20:48.440 --> 02:20:56.440
So now red team is looking for a gank, but if blue team dodges the abilities, then red team cannot gank. Does that make sense?

02:21:00.440 --> 02:21:04.440
Oh my god, I just now realized this. You don't have gank, bro. You don't have gank now.

02:21:04.440 --> 02:21:15.440
I just now realized this. Bro, that's it. If we watched a R6 Pro League match, I would be able to explain this is the strategy they're doing, and this is why they're doing it.

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J-C. J-C. J-C.

02:21:17.440 --> 02:21:19.440
Bro, you have more hours on me than I have on R6.

02:21:19.440 --> 02:21:33.440
J-C! When we're playing together, you don't even use your high-debitance. You have a hundred games on the road, and you still follow the Q! What do you want me to explain?

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your mini-wave control at the very least.

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Step number one, right?

02:21:36.880 --> 02:21:39.200
Towards that power scaling fantasy for the center,

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get the static show on the ground

02:21:40.560 --> 02:21:43.360
makes the soul collecting that much easier.

02:21:43.360 --> 02:21:44.480
But with what you're talking about,

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Doku, I feel like a conversation.

02:21:45.840 --> 02:21:48.000
I'm actually depressed.

02:21:48.000 --> 02:21:51.640
You haven't coaching me into a ground for too much.

02:21:51.640 --> 02:21:56.640
You can't name one strategy that these guys have went down.

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No, you don't even know what's happening.

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OK, fine, fine.

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Okay, so I'll tell you the strategy right now, are you listening?

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So right now, okay, I'll tell you the strategy that both red and blue are using.

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So right now both red and blue are trying to get farm and get kills so they can get more gold.

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And they get more gold than they can win fights on objectives, which allows them to win fights.

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That's literally the strategy. Do you understand?

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Of course, the actual fight.

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Yo, bro! Oh my god!

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I think this took me 65 days to catch up.

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You don't even have game knowledge!

02:22:34.900 --> 02:22:37.900
You've just been running around on Hecarim for 7 years!

02:22:37.900 --> 02:22:39.900
You psycho!

02:22:40.900 --> 02:22:43.900
Chainsy, how dare you?

02:22:43.900 --> 02:22:48.900
If I didn't have game knowledge, would you have ever gotten a PentaKill on Mastery?

02:22:50.900 --> 02:22:52.900
Maybe? I don't know.

02:22:52.900 --> 02:22:55.900
No, if I didn't have game knowledge,

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Would you have gotten to prawns and leg of legends?

02:22:58.600 --> 02:23:00.580
Yo, Jack, is Doublelift...

02:23:00.580 --> 02:23:01.680
Yo-Ow!

02:23:01.680 --> 02:23:04.180
Does Doublelift have perms to watch with us?

02:23:04.180 --> 02:23:07.280
Bro, we need someone in this call

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who can provide fucking insight!

02:23:10.200 --> 02:23:10.900
Utside!

02:23:10.900 --> 02:23:11.900
BRO!

02:23:11.900 --> 02:23:12.400
Oh!

02:23:12.400 --> 02:23:13.400
Okay, so...

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OH MY GOD!

02:23:14.900 --> 02:23:16.900
So, Jynxie, right now...

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Doublelift, you damn gold!

02:23:17.900 --> 02:23:19.900
I will run!

02:23:19.900 --> 02:23:20.900
I mean...

02:23:20.900 --> 02:23:21.900
Damn!

02:23:21.900 --> 02:23:24.900
Doublelift, get the fuck in here!

02:23:24.900 --> 02:23:39.620
I don't think so make a friggin group call with double lift bro. I'm gonna be honest. I don't have it modded

02:23:42.260 --> 02:23:44.260
Wait, do you have a modded

02:23:45.460 --> 02:23:48.900
Bro, no, whenever it's no man, bro, explain the straps

02:23:50.020 --> 02:23:54.460
Okay, okay, bro. Okay. Okay. Do you actually want to learn the strats?

02:23:54.900 --> 02:23:56.900
Yes! My god!

02:23:56.900 --> 02:23:58.900
Okay, yes!

02:23:58.900 --> 02:24:00.900
Alright, so let me give you this shot.

02:24:00.900 --> 02:24:02.900
Let me give you this shot.

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So what's happening right now, okay,

02:24:04.900 --> 02:24:06.900
is that blue team is looking to collapse on red

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because they have numbers.

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But because red gets out in time, blue team cannot collapse on them.

02:24:11.900 --> 02:24:13.900
So as a result, now what's happening

02:24:13.900 --> 02:24:15.900
is that both teams are fighting,

02:24:15.900 --> 02:24:17.900
but they're not able to get kills.

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Does that make sense?

02:24:19.900 --> 02:24:21.900
Yo, hey, hold up, hold up.

02:24:21.900 --> 02:24:23.900
I need to add this guy.

02:24:23.900 --> 02:24:30.900
this guy. Yo yo yo yo hey Dantez, get ready to join this group call. Chet is Doublelift.

02:24:30.900 --> 02:24:33.900
Actually have game knowledge. I want to learn the game.

02:24:33.900 --> 02:24:39.900
Well listen, we'll see who does a better job at learning the game between me and him bro.

02:24:39.900 --> 02:24:47.900
We'll see, we'll see. Oh, Doublelift was an actual pro. He was a professional fucking player.

02:24:47.900 --> 02:24:49.900
Oh, okay, so I'm not dead

02:25:00.100 --> 02:25:03.220
Okay, can you shut down? Oh my god, my

02:25:06.700 --> 02:25:08.700
What's up, what's up?

02:25:17.900 --> 02:25:22.900
What's happening right now?

02:25:22.900 --> 02:25:24.900
What's going on, bro?

02:25:24.900 --> 02:25:25.900
What's happening?

02:25:25.900 --> 02:25:28.900
I mean, I don't want to get all nerdy with it right now.

02:25:28.900 --> 02:25:29.900
No, please, bro.

02:25:29.900 --> 02:25:31.900
Please, God, get nerdy.

02:25:31.900 --> 02:25:34.900
My coach doesn't know the game.

02:25:34.900 --> 02:25:37.900
Okay, doubleth, let me ask you a question.

02:25:37.900 --> 02:25:38.900
He's in Challenger.

02:25:38.900 --> 02:25:40.900
What are you talking about?

02:25:40.900 --> 02:25:43.900
Yeah, so it's frigging Hecarim.

02:25:43.900 --> 02:25:45.900
Okay, whoa.

02:25:45.900 --> 02:25:50.500
Double it, let me ask you a question here. Okay, this is my question in League of Legends

02:25:50.500 --> 02:25:57.600
Do both teams farm up to get gold and then try to get kills so that they can win fights on objectives because they're stronger

02:25:57.600 --> 02:26:03.540
Yes, or no, it does leave the top side. Yeah, that's that's the game, bro. Yeah, but I know that I know

02:26:03.540 --> 02:26:10.260
They're trying to farm like I want to explanations of like this is this team fight. Why did they win this team fight?

02:26:10.260 --> 02:26:11.300
Wait a lot

02:26:11.300 --> 02:26:13.300
Yeah, yeah, I got you

02:26:13.300 --> 02:26:17.520
Okay, so I mean I think here's the first thing you got in there league is the game of economy, okay?

02:26:17.520 --> 02:26:19.540
It's people think is the game about

02:26:19.540 --> 02:26:21.540
just running their base or

02:26:21.540 --> 02:26:26.580
Or fighting or something, but the only thing that really actually matters is economy. It's basically Golden XP, right?

02:26:26.580 --> 02:26:31.260
That's the best indicator of who's winning. Hold on there about it. I have to go for a sec.

02:26:32.700 --> 02:26:38.420
So yeah, it's really about getting small advantages out of bad ones the same way you play states like small advantages in utility or small

02:26:38.420 --> 02:26:43.420
like positioning, right? Like when you have like a better angle than them and they have to peek into you.

02:26:43.420 --> 02:26:50.420
It's very similar in League, right? Like, basically the team with control steps in the river first or steps on the second first

02:26:50.420 --> 02:26:57.420
and the other team has to play retake, which is face-checking and taking damage to get into a position where they can fight.

02:26:57.420 --> 02:27:00.420
Define face-checking, like when you walk in the fog of war?

02:27:00.420 --> 02:27:05.420
It's just walking in blind. Yes, walking blind. Because the team that has set up on the objective is going to sweep out your board

02:27:05.420 --> 02:27:09.900
You're walking in blind and it gives him opportunities to either kill you engage or gives him a chance to

02:27:10.460 --> 02:27:13.880
Hit you back right to hit to hit you while you while you're taking where you're going

02:27:13.880 --> 02:27:18.340
Take where you're cool downs or take where you're held. This is great. Yo, don't ask get your notepad out bro

02:27:20.660 --> 02:27:23.720
Jeng see Jeng see you do realize knows this

02:27:25.300 --> 02:27:27.580
You have it double if he doesn't understand

02:27:27.580 --> 02:27:33.940
It's like I say eat the potato and you're saying eat the vegetable and then he's telling me that I'm clueless

02:27:33.940 --> 02:27:40.940
list because I said the potato.

02:27:40.940 --> 02:27:46.260
Here's what happened. Doublelift. I said, why did this team win this team fight? And

02:27:46.260 --> 02:27:51.700
DonSent said, and I quote, they landed more abilities. That's what it's about. Like I know

02:27:51.700 --> 02:27:55.740
there's more to the game than that, bro.

02:27:55.740 --> 02:28:02.060
Okay, this said though, like Doublelift, real talk, does League not come down to legitimately

02:28:02.060 --> 02:28:09.020
just whoever wins more abilities wins the game? Kind of yeah it's like also about I mean like yeah

02:28:09.020 --> 02:28:13.820
it is but it's like timing and positioning matters a lot too like last game they won because

02:28:13.820 --> 02:28:17.740
Stain's position was totally insane like they marked every single angle that the colleague

02:28:17.740 --> 02:28:21.900
could come from except for the one that he came from like three fights in a row and so he had

02:28:21.900 --> 02:28:26.540
instant access to the right guy and it really didn't matter like what cooldowns they had or

02:28:26.540 --> 02:28:30.780
anything it was just like purely off of getting flanked from that spot which they weren't aware of

02:28:30.780 --> 02:28:32.780
They lose and

02:28:33.780 --> 02:28:39.460
Yeah, this game is it's not gonna be exactly like that since both comps are very similar. Oh my god

02:28:39.460 --> 02:28:42.540
I have a crazy echo. What am I hearing? What am I hearing right now?

02:28:42.540 --> 02:28:47.220
I'm I go on Jinxies Mike. Yeah, I go still there

02:28:48.460 --> 02:28:50.460
One second guys, sorry about that

02:28:51.340 --> 02:28:53.340
But I'm very professional today. Hold up

02:28:53.340 --> 02:29:00.180
I'm too lazy I can't I don't even have a head side

02:29:00.180 --> 02:29:12.380
I do have phone speakers that guy's not vacation

02:29:12.380 --> 02:29:17.280
nice okay hold on here we go Drake fight we have battle herald randomly being

02:29:17.280 --> 02:29:22.380
used why did he go make it that okay I guess he's doing for pressure oh my god

02:29:22.380 --> 02:29:24.580
How is Jose one shot? He's

02:29:26.580 --> 02:29:29.020
Legit looks on play from the TL. Oh my

02:29:33.220 --> 02:29:37.620
Their general got one shot without doing anything then rel goes in counter engage

02:29:37.620 --> 02:29:41.020
He tries to peel for because he doesn't know what the fuck is going on in that moment

02:29:41.020 --> 02:29:44.820
And he just makes a snap call like I'm gonna counter engage and try to save my general and they both just die for free

02:29:44.820 --> 02:29:49.040
And no one's able to hit or do damage that again right here. It's like peeling

02:29:50.020 --> 02:29:52.020
peeling oh feelings just like

02:29:52.380 --> 02:29:55.340
Getting people off your teammates, you know, CCing people

02:29:56.060 --> 02:29:58.820
It's like when you're playing Warwick and people CC you off the carry

02:30:00.060 --> 02:30:03.260
Yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah, you're playing must you get stunned

02:30:04.140 --> 02:30:07.100
It's like holding it's peeling is like holding your CC for

02:30:08.300 --> 02:30:10.300
Play defensively

02:30:10.500 --> 02:30:14.300
Okay, it's like imagine jinx the theme of this, okay

02:30:14.580 --> 02:30:20.020
Imagine everyone is a banana, right and then because you have a peel they can't eat the banana

02:30:20.020 --> 02:30:24.660
Peeling is when you add peels to the banana said when you eat it you don't

02:30:24.660 --> 02:30:27.020
actually get the banana. Does that make sense?

02:30:27.020 --> 02:30:30.520
Alright, actually you know what Drs. Black and Great Dad? You're completely right.

02:30:30.520 --> 02:30:33.020
Oh my god, was he actually on one cat?

02:30:33.020 --> 02:30:38.020
What do you think the term came from guys? Peeling literally comes because of bananas.

02:30:38.020 --> 02:30:43.020
It's because when you peel someone you're trying to peel them off, right?

02:30:43.020 --> 02:30:49.020
So by you adding more units in front of a carry you're adding layers of the banana peel

02:30:49.020 --> 02:30:53.520
So that people can get to the banana. That's literally what they're doing is

02:30:53.520 --> 02:31:07.820
I put you at 70 now you're at 50% and it's

02:31:07.820 --> 02:31:11.660
Holy shit

02:31:11.660 --> 02:31:23.280
I'm telling you guys I actually have knowledge

02:31:23.280 --> 02:31:27.760
Dude, oh my TL is getting fucked so hard

02:31:27.760 --> 02:31:29.880
Wait so Lion took map 1 right?

02:31:29.880 --> 02:31:38.000
Yeah Lion took map 1 Lion actually came back from it I would say like 90% of pro teams

02:31:38.000 --> 02:31:39.000
would say that game was unwinnable

02:31:39.000 --> 02:31:41.000
Who is the first seed?

02:31:41.000 --> 02:31:43.000
Who is the first seed then?

02:31:43.000 --> 02:31:45.000
Wait, what's up?

02:31:45.000 --> 02:31:47.000
Who's the first seed?

02:31:47.000 --> 02:31:49.000
It says Lions the second and TL's the third.

02:31:49.000 --> 02:31:51.000
Actually, first seed was C9

02:31:51.000 --> 02:31:53.000
and they shit their pants.

02:31:53.000 --> 02:31:55.000
They're legit horrible when the pressure's on.

02:31:55.000 --> 02:31:57.000
Ah.

02:31:57.000 --> 02:31:59.000
Now, Doubled, if you were a pro, right?

02:31:59.000 --> 02:32:01.000
I was, yeah.

02:32:01.000 --> 02:32:03.000
What team did you play in?

02:32:03.000 --> 02:32:05.000
TSM, well, actually, CLG, TSM,

02:32:05.000 --> 02:32:07.000
and then TSM was being in R6.

02:32:07.000 --> 02:32:11.000
team Liquid and 100 Thieves last.

02:32:11.000 --> 02:32:15.000
What was that like? Did you ever win any events or anything?

02:32:15.000 --> 02:32:20.000
I won a few, yeah. Might have won the most out of anyone who's ever played in NA.

02:32:20.000 --> 02:32:25.000
So I retired a few years ago. I won eight championships, yeah.

02:32:25.000 --> 02:32:31.000
Wait, you won eight championships in NA?

02:32:31.000 --> 02:32:33.000
I did, I did.

02:32:33.000 --> 02:32:40.800
somebody said ask him about 2017 worlds what happened you know he might have he

02:32:40.800 --> 02:32:44.680
might be thinking of the wrong worlds but in 2016 worlds I threw the game

02:32:44.680 --> 02:32:57.600
really bad but I mean it's literally 10 years ago it's like it's like when you

02:32:57.600 --> 02:33:01.440
make fun of someone jeep of the mall a thing like you can't even be mad about it anymore it's so

02:33:01.440 --> 02:33:09.880
yeah it's the best North American player of all time yeah I think so but double it

02:33:09.880 --> 02:33:10.880
Double lift.

02:33:10.880 --> 02:33:15.880
Now what about, what about Dante, I can't, what about Dante?

02:33:15.880 --> 02:33:17.880
Wait, why are you laughing?

02:33:17.880 --> 02:33:21.880
Dude, wait, hold on, hold on, why the fuck are you laughing?

02:33:21.880 --> 02:33:24.880
What is so funny?

02:33:24.880 --> 02:33:25.880
No, I'm not.

02:33:25.880 --> 02:33:28.880
Double lift, what about Dante's?

02:33:28.880 --> 02:33:32.880
Dante's is the best North American heck from One Trick of All Time, and that's a fact.

02:33:32.880 --> 02:33:33.880
There you go, Dante's.

02:33:33.880 --> 02:33:35.880
Okay, you know we'll take it.

02:33:35.880 --> 02:33:40.400
So double it, okay, prime double lift or prime Tyler one? Who's better?

02:33:41.280 --> 02:33:43.280
Tyler one isn't even I

02:33:43.960 --> 02:33:46.760
Mean I'm sorry like Tyler one is like

02:33:47.960 --> 02:33:51.840
The equivalent of like a high rated player and siege that never played pro

02:33:57.040 --> 02:34:02.320
It doesn't matter I'm okay. Sorry. I'm being a bit of an asshole actually

02:34:02.320 --> 02:34:07.040
It does matter and I think Tyler1 is really fucking good and if he wanted to he could have tried to go pro

02:34:07.040 --> 02:34:11.280
He couldn't I genuinely think so. I actually think I like handed my heart. I think you could

02:34:11.280 --> 02:34:13.280
Bro that's big talk of tea bro

02:34:13.360 --> 02:34:17.880
Yeah, but but to say that he is pro level

02:34:18.560 --> 02:34:19.920
is like

02:34:19.920 --> 02:34:21.920
I'm not saying currently pro level

02:34:22.600 --> 02:34:27.480
Yeah at his peak he was good enough to try to go pro and I believe that

02:34:27.480 --> 02:34:34.680
But what's the big difference between pro and rent? It's like rent just solo and duo so it's a way different environment

02:34:34.960 --> 02:34:37.840
It's the same difference between a diamond and a challenger

02:34:37.840 --> 02:34:44.160
There's such a massive skill difference between the worst pro player and like a top 10 challenger player on the ladder

02:34:46.000 --> 02:34:48.000
It's not even comparable

02:34:48.520 --> 02:34:52.920
Top 10 challenger is worse than the worst NA bro. Yes

02:34:54.160 --> 02:34:56.160
100% bro 1 million percent

02:34:56.160 --> 02:35:02.720
Well, let me explain why I'll explain why so the reason why is because league comes down to two different parts

02:35:02.720 --> 02:35:06.360
Right, we have micro macro and the thing about being a pro player

02:35:06.360 --> 02:35:11.280
Is that pro player requires you to have skills that you don't actually need for solo queue?

02:35:11.320 --> 02:35:15.100
So for example, Jinxie you check for a game. You're gonna sit there

02:35:15.100 --> 02:35:20.240
You're gonna smite your teammates cannon and then you're gonna dump to go solo the drag while you farm his wave, right?

02:35:20.280 --> 02:35:23.960
The issue with pro play is that you can't actually do stuff like that, you know

02:35:23.960 --> 02:35:31.400
So it's like the difference between pro and solo queue is that pro requires you to actually like treat your teammates like they're human beings

02:35:31.480 --> 02:35:35.920
Right, which makes the game a lot more complex and complicated. Does that make sense?

02:35:35.920 --> 02:35:41.960
Yeah, I feel like it's actually how leads supposed to be played though because they're coordinated and you're doing sit simultaneously. Oh

02:35:43.600 --> 02:35:45.600
God

02:35:46.680 --> 02:35:48.680
Wait so double it did you ever play against?

02:35:49.640 --> 02:35:51.640
Double it's your play against faker before

02:35:51.640 --> 02:35:57.860
Yeah, a bunch. Oh my, wait, holy shit, Teal's actually gonna win this fight.

02:35:57.860 --> 02:36:02.340
Zerkel's still alive though. He has a Flash to Z. He doesn't have Flash, he's dead. He's dead on XZ.

02:36:02.340 --> 02:36:07.900
Oh my god, Wukong's clone blocked it! Are you kidding me? That was such an insane play by Zerkel.

02:36:07.900 --> 02:36:11.460
I don't know if he did that on purpose. He put his clone right in front of him.

02:36:11.460 --> 02:36:17.180
Oh my god! Go watch replay what inspires him there. That was fucking insane.

02:36:17.180 --> 02:36:19.640
Berserk was 900% dead.

02:36:20.900 --> 02:36:23.380
Wait, what happened?

02:36:23.380 --> 02:36:26.580
It wound down to Block Dragusty and that saves his life and they kill everyone.

02:36:26.580 --> 02:36:27.860
What?

02:36:27.860 --> 02:36:30.260
Wait, am I behind? What happened, sir?

02:36:31.460 --> 02:36:33.980
Okay, just watch this fight. I'll tell you what's happening.

02:36:33.980 --> 02:36:37.620
Right now, you know, line-up's full control. They're pushing tail away.

02:36:39.460 --> 02:36:41.700
Actually, sorry, this is like way afterwards.

02:36:41.700 --> 02:36:44.900
Okay, so this is actually just a fight-to-fight, which is actually huge.

02:36:44.900 --> 02:36:54.620
Jose gets Drake. They almost one shot inspired. He's at literally one fucking HP, he's still at one HP, he lives. Jose tries to trade his life, he dies.

02:36:55.400 --> 02:37:01.220
Doku dies, now it's 4v4. I don't know what happens here, Lion re-endages and they all die. Like, I wasn't saying what they were saying.

02:37:01.220 --> 02:37:03.220
Why does fire go to the fucking Raptors here?

02:37:04.500 --> 02:37:10.960
Because he's healing. He's using his jungle pets to heal. Okay, now what's this? Berserk is dead 100%. No flash, Gragas sees up in two seconds.

02:37:10.960 --> 02:37:15.440
He puts his clone down between Gragas and Berserker

02:37:15.440 --> 02:37:17.440
What the fuck?

02:37:17.440 --> 02:37:19.440
Guys, emo day

02:37:19.440 --> 02:37:21.440
It was just crazy

02:37:21.440 --> 02:37:23.440
Everything inspired him there was insane

02:37:23.440 --> 02:37:26.640
Live at 1HP, go back to Raptors to heal off his jungle pet

02:37:26.640 --> 02:37:29.200
To get enough HP to go back for the fight and peel for his AD carry

02:37:29.200 --> 02:37:31.200
And they win a 2v3 afterwards

02:37:31.200 --> 02:37:33.200
It's so good man

02:37:33.200 --> 02:37:35.200
Wow, Tontes, what did you take away there?

02:37:35.200 --> 02:37:38.200
Okay, so do you guys see what happened there, right?

02:37:38.200 --> 02:37:43.200
is that we had a fight where everybody was fighting.

02:37:43.240 --> 02:37:45.800
Okay, and then as they were fighting,

02:37:48.800 --> 02:37:50.960
this is some good stuff.

02:37:50.960 --> 02:37:51.960
Yeah, cause like,

02:37:51.960 --> 02:37:52.800
What brand are you right now?

02:37:52.800 --> 02:37:55.320
Dott's actually a master or something?

02:37:55.320 --> 02:37:56.640
Shut up!

02:37:56.640 --> 02:37:57.760
Okay, you asked me a question.

02:37:59.320 --> 02:38:01.000
Jynxy, you asked me a question

02:38:01.000 --> 02:38:02.360
and you don't even let me respond.

02:38:02.360 --> 02:38:03.200
Do you want me to respond?

02:38:03.200 --> 02:38:05.800
Everyone's fighting and they're fighting.

02:38:05.800 --> 02:38:07.920
Yes, so I'll tell you what happened, okay?

02:38:07.920 --> 02:38:10.200
Everyone was fighting, okay?

02:38:10.200 --> 02:38:11.640
And then what happened was,

02:38:11.640 --> 02:38:14.400
is it was like the Nix versus the Spurs, right?

02:38:14.400 --> 02:38:16.880
So we sat there in game three.

02:38:16.880 --> 02:38:19.400
The Spurs are up 40 points, right?

02:38:19.400 --> 02:38:20.520
At halftime.

02:38:20.520 --> 02:38:22.080
And then afterwards,

02:38:22.080 --> 02:38:24.680
the Mid and Jungle managed to clutch it,

02:38:24.680 --> 02:38:28.560
and then Nix take the lead in the series, you understand?

02:38:28.560 --> 02:38:29.640
Okay, yeah.

02:38:31.240 --> 02:38:32.560
That's what happened.

02:38:35.120 --> 02:38:35.960
So nasty.

02:38:37.920 --> 02:38:40.480
Bro, if Lion wins this, it's 2-0, right?

02:38:41.760 --> 02:38:46.240
Yeah, I mean, if Lion wins this, I don't know, Tael needs like a confidence game, they're so f**k mentally.

02:38:46.240 --> 02:38:49.760
After losing the first game, like that first game fell unloosable.

02:38:50.560 --> 02:38:56.880
So, getting outplayed that bad, it's like, then you just feel like, oh f**k, like, you're kind of feeling a little desperate.

02:38:56.880 --> 02:39:02.480
If it goes to a game 5, they only have like, you know, okay, wait, here's the question.

02:39:02.480 --> 02:39:08.920
If one team plays Teemo, but the other team doesn't play it the next map is Teemo ban for both teams or just

02:39:13.920 --> 02:39:17.280
So on game 5 it's not you have that many options, right?

02:39:17.840 --> 02:39:19.840
To be honest is 180 champs

02:39:19.920 --> 02:39:26.120
So taking away 20 and then having 10 bands taking away 30 champs out of 180 is like not that big of a deal

02:39:26.120 --> 02:39:32.280
It's just it's so the viewers can watch more than the same matchups being handshaken like five games in a row

02:39:32.280 --> 02:39:37.280
because sometimes you just see like Gragas-Cassante or like, you'd see, you know, this match of Senna-Corky,

02:39:37.280 --> 02:39:42.280
five games in a row and that's like super boring for the viewer.

02:39:42.280 --> 02:39:44.280
So yeah, that's why they did it.

02:39:44.280 --> 02:39:46.280
Yeah, so, Jinxie, think of it this way, okay?

02:39:46.280 --> 02:39:50.280
It's like imagine your mom goes on vacation for a month, right?

02:39:50.280 --> 02:39:52.280
And you don't know how to do the laundry, right?

02:39:52.280 --> 02:39:59.280
So what happens is that every single time you use an underwear because you're a gamer, you're getting developed skid marks, okay?

02:39:59.280 --> 02:40:09.280
So what ends up happening is that every single time an underwear is used, whether it's you or your brother using it, right, since you guys are both gamers, you can reuse that same underwear. Does that make sense?

02:40:09.280 --> 02:40:12.280
Yes. Okay, yep, okay.

02:40:12.280 --> 02:40:22.280
Um, I think Dante's might be the best representation of the League community that we've ever had.

02:40:22.280 --> 02:40:26.280
This is my jungler right now, by the way, guys.

02:40:26.280 --> 02:40:40.280
I'm overjoyed, I'm overjoyed. Hold on, Inspire's getting fucked, he's GA, he already used...

02:40:40.280 --> 02:40:44.280
I don't know if he can use his ult again, Kenny? Oh my god, he's at...

02:40:44.280 --> 02:40:51.280
Oh, he's legit 1HP again, dude. The fight looks fucked for Lyon, there's no flash, no ults.

02:40:51.280 --> 02:40:55.520
before he can move first bro double it it is refreshing to hear your game

02:40:55.520 --> 02:41:00.280
not as proud you too don't ask yeah no it's perfection here don't a ski knowledge

02:41:00.280 --> 02:41:05.640
yeah yeah okay do you guys want me to take the lead on this fight here

02:41:05.640 --> 02:41:07.640
Oh my God, Casual are flashed?

02:41:07.640 --> 02:41:09.640
How is Inspire still alive?

02:41:09.640 --> 02:41:11.640
Oh my God. Inspire is Wukong, huh?

02:41:11.640 --> 02:41:13.640
Yes, he is Fluxy Thanos.

02:41:13.640 --> 02:41:15.640
I love that champion.

02:41:15.640 --> 02:41:17.640
He's so good!

02:41:17.640 --> 02:41:19.640
Wow, he's going to kill Jose here.

02:41:19.640 --> 02:41:21.640
He's going to win the fight against Jose, I think.

02:41:21.640 --> 02:41:23.640
Yes.

02:41:23.640 --> 02:41:25.640
Oh, but how can there, Jinxie,

02:41:25.640 --> 02:41:27.640
is that red team,

02:41:27.640 --> 02:41:29.640
why not?

02:41:29.640 --> 02:41:31.640
He's going to kill Jose here.

02:41:31.640 --> 02:41:33.640
He's going to win the fight against Jose, I think.

02:41:33.640 --> 02:41:38.840
is that red team landed lost abilities at blue team and blue team played it better

02:41:38.840 --> 02:41:42.840
so as a result since blue team was playing it better and dodging more abilities

02:41:42.840 --> 02:41:46.280
then blue team was able to win the fight even though they weren't supposed to

02:41:46.280 --> 02:41:52.920
I see does that make sense oh my god at this stage of the game should team liquid hypothetically

02:41:52.920 --> 02:41:58.280
metaphorically just band over with no lubricant because it's 14 to 4 on the kill count and if three

02:41:58.280 --> 02:42:00.280
Three dragons to two dragons first it's still winnable

02:42:01.860 --> 02:42:05.600
It's still winnable for sure. They're just like fighting on the back but like all the time

02:42:05.600 --> 02:42:08.020
They're about to lose fake which would suck but hold on inspired

02:42:08.520 --> 02:42:10.520
And that's sure

02:42:11.220 --> 02:42:17.760
He could look for silly is he like the next two seconds. He Q go over go over go over try try try try go over

02:42:18.360 --> 02:42:20.360
Yes, it's right. He has to try

02:42:22.040 --> 02:42:24.040
Oh my god, he did it

02:42:24.680 --> 02:42:26.680
wait

02:42:28.280 --> 02:42:29.120
He's rockin'

02:42:29.120 --> 02:42:31.360
He came so fuckin' he doesn't hit the steal there

02:42:33.640 --> 02:42:34.520
Dude TL's back

02:42:34.520 --> 02:42:36.200
That was actually disgusting!

02:42:37.080 --> 02:42:38.520
It was disgusting, it was disgusting

02:42:38.520 --> 02:42:41.680
He does spend his GDA for it, so it's a big loss

02:42:41.680 --> 02:42:44.240
But it's for sure one million percent worth

02:42:44.240 --> 02:42:46.040
And they get a cross map kill on no more

02:42:46.040 --> 02:42:47.200
By the way, you're like one second behind us

02:42:47.200 --> 02:42:48.000
Make sure you refresh

02:42:48.000 --> 02:42:49.480
Okay, okay, I'll sync up, I'll sync up, I'll sync up

02:42:49.480 --> 02:42:50.560
Are you on Twitch or on YouTube?

02:42:50.560 --> 02:42:51.680
Twitch, Twitch, Twitch

02:42:52.720 --> 02:42:54.360
It's okay, I'll stay on YouTube, but I'll sync up

02:42:55.080 --> 02:42:57.800
So, uh, Jinx, essentially what happened in that fight, right?

02:42:57.800 --> 02:43:04.080
Is that blue team was doing the Baron and it was getting low so because it was getting low at a thousand four hundred

02:43:04.080 --> 02:43:08.760
You can smite it so then red team went in and they smited it before blue team

02:43:08.760 --> 02:43:13.940
So red team got the Baron at a thousand four hundred does that make sense? Yeah, bro. That was sick

02:43:13.940 --> 02:43:17.880
Yeah, that was actually sick. Well, hold on. I'm slow that down. I

02:43:18.920 --> 02:43:20.920
Wait, do you want me to repeat?

02:43:22.840 --> 02:43:26.920
No, I'm good. I'm good. Um, wow, I mean I love

02:43:27.800 --> 02:43:34.720
It's just very all very high like high-level thing like you would never go for the steel there if the game was close because it's so low percentage

02:43:34.720 --> 02:43:38.480
You would never go for the steel, but because they're 7k down. It's worth

02:43:39.360 --> 02:43:43.520
It's worth it to suicide and lose your GA for the chance of a sale

02:43:43.520 --> 02:43:48.600
I would say this is like I would say this is like a one and ten or lower like like it's like a five to ten percent chance steel

02:43:48.600 --> 02:43:51.160
It is close to impossible to hit the steel here

02:43:51.480 --> 02:43:55.600
So he only did it because his team is so behind that he has to go for it

02:43:55.600 --> 02:44:04.300
Yes, he has to do a crazy hero play like this, and he's so disabated because look at how he plays it, he uses his smiting tool, his Q, to go over the wall.

02:44:04.300 --> 02:44:07.100
So he has no abilities on this, and Inspired can Q smite.

02:44:07.700 --> 02:44:08.200
So...

02:44:09.400 --> 02:44:13.000
I'm sure you're aware of this as a general, you can time your smite with an ability, right?

02:44:13.100 --> 02:44:13.500
Yes.

02:44:13.500 --> 02:44:15.600
So Jose is going in with no ability.

02:44:16.000 --> 02:44:22.500
He has nothing. His E and Q was used to get into the pit, and Inspired has every ability, and he can time his smite with a Q.

02:44:22.500 --> 02:44:25.400
What is Jose's character, Doublelift? What's his Q? Who is that?

02:44:25.600 --> 02:44:29.760
Jarvan, it's hard to explain. He basically just hooks to stuff though, that's what it looks like.

02:44:29.760 --> 02:44:35.920
He hooks to his flag, so his E's a flag, his Q is a stab, that does a lot of damage,

02:44:36.560 --> 02:44:40.880
and if he combines them both, he puts a flag down and he stabs his flag, he can drag himself to it,

02:44:40.880 --> 02:44:46.720
that's his combo. I'm surprised, how much lead have you played, lead for like,

02:44:46.720 --> 02:44:49.280
fucking 100 hours? How do you not know what Jarvan does?

02:44:49.280 --> 02:44:55.040
Iron players don't play Jarvan, they play Masi and Mort, they literally like Masi working like a Moomoo.

02:44:55.600 --> 02:44:59.760
Yo, I mean, honestly, I didn't think I've ever played against Jarvan, Doublelift, I'm not even kidding.

02:44:59.760 --> 02:45:02.960
Yo, you're capping for sure, there's no way you've never played against Nardo.

02:45:02.960 --> 02:45:05.280
Me? You can check that out, GG.

02:45:05.280 --> 02:45:08.000
Hey, wait, hold on, Morgan, Zonius.

02:45:08.000 --> 02:45:09.680
Wait, I can't even follow what's happening.

02:45:09.680 --> 02:45:12.240
I'm just engaged by Lyon. It's looking weird as fuck.

02:45:13.360 --> 02:45:17.440
How are they able to pull away, like they pull in and out of the fight like that? How are they able to do that?

02:45:18.320 --> 02:45:21.920
Because no one is over committing, and they have perfect spacing and perfect positioning.

02:45:21.920 --> 02:45:23.040
This is like, you know, this is like-

02:45:23.040 --> 02:45:25.520
Everybody just runs around like a chicken with their head cut off.

02:45:25.520 --> 02:45:30.080
Exactly like everyone knows the exact range that they can play where they're committed to the fight

02:45:30.080 --> 02:45:34.000
But they're not so committed that if something goes wrong, they'll die except for I was right there

02:45:34.000 --> 02:45:37.040
I was one for a really crazy play. I wonder if they're gonna show the replay

02:45:37.120 --> 02:45:41.800
He hooked Morgan's TP and did our flash which is kind of like a little bit of like a bug

02:45:42.320 --> 02:45:44.240
mechanic that models can do

02:45:44.240 --> 02:45:49.660
But Morgan's zone is it and it ruined the play. I want to maybe they'll show the

02:45:50.560 --> 02:45:52.640
The replay now they're not going to blows

02:45:52.640 --> 02:45:58.140
Cause essentially what happened there, GenC, is that they went in because they thought something was going to happen.

02:45:58.140 --> 02:46:00.640
But then the thing that they thought was going to happen didn't happen.

02:46:00.640 --> 02:46:04.640
So because of that, it didn't go the way that they thought they would. Does that make sense?

02:46:04.640 --> 02:46:06.640
Yes. Okay, got it. Thank you.

02:46:06.640 --> 02:46:12.140
I read my mic volume because apparently it's fucking cooked. Hopefully it's not too loud in this word.

02:46:12.140 --> 02:46:18.640
No, you're good. Double up, you're good. Double up also, you have a very attractive voice. Double up.

02:46:18.640 --> 02:46:20.640
Oh wow, thank you.

02:46:20.640 --> 02:46:21.880
You sound very handsome, dude.

02:46:21.880 --> 02:46:23.320
You sound like a handsome guy.

02:46:24.560 --> 02:46:25.920
You want to see my body, too?

02:46:29.000 --> 02:46:30.400
It doesn't stop with the voice.

02:46:32.840 --> 02:46:34.280
Wait, no?

02:46:34.280 --> 02:46:35.120
Jose's eat-

02:46:35.120 --> 02:46:36.760
Oh my God!

02:46:36.760 --> 02:46:38.920
He hits it again!

02:46:38.920 --> 02:46:40.520
Did he steal it again?

02:46:40.520 --> 02:46:42.960
He has hit every smite, man.

02:46:42.960 --> 02:46:44.640
What is going on?

02:46:44.640 --> 02:46:46.000
He stole two dragons?

02:46:46.000 --> 02:46:47.680
He hit it again!

02:46:47.680 --> 02:46:48.520
Wait, hold on, hold on.

02:46:48.520 --> 02:46:50.400
Wait, this is a jungle death contest.

02:46:50.400 --> 02:46:53.760
Morgan's on, Morgan's on, Morgan's on, Morgan's on Senna.

02:46:53.760 --> 02:46:55.560
See, it's jungle death, it's winnable for TL.

02:46:55.560 --> 02:47:00.080
See, Jengzee, this is the reason why being the best jungler is more important, because

02:47:00.080 --> 02:47:04.080
the thing is that if blue team would've been able to smite their shit better, then they

02:47:04.080 --> 02:47:05.800
would be winning right now.

02:47:05.800 --> 02:47:09.640
So that's why you always need to become the best, do you understand?

02:47:09.640 --> 02:47:12.200
Yeah, it's not like any other lane can do that.

02:47:12.200 --> 02:47:13.200
What?

02:47:13.200 --> 02:47:16.440
Oh my god, how broken is Senna late game, man?

02:47:16.440 --> 02:47:18.000
Oh my god.

02:47:18.000 --> 02:47:20.800
Dude, Senna's so broken, like, in the game. I noticed that too.

02:47:20.800 --> 02:47:22.400
Senna is so broken, yeah.

02:47:22.400 --> 02:47:23.800
Are you playing at Senna, right?

02:47:23.800 --> 02:47:27.700
And she has, like, the highest range in the game, like, game, and she has intense healing.

02:47:27.700 --> 02:47:30.500
She's so broken. She's so broken right now.

02:47:30.500 --> 02:47:33.300
Yo, Jynxie, what role does Senna play?

02:47:34.300 --> 02:47:36.000
Uh, support.

02:47:37.200 --> 02:47:39.400
True. Also, ADC. Also, ADC.

02:47:39.400 --> 02:47:41.900
She can play both. In this game, she's playing ADC.

02:47:41.900 --> 02:47:46.400
Wait, they actually, they can play for end. They got, they got Jose's J, but he's gonna EQ out.

02:47:46.400 --> 02:47:47.600
Jose won't die.

02:47:48.000 --> 02:47:50.840
Oh my god, they can't let us eat you. He will die. What?

02:47:54.720 --> 02:48:00.440
I don't think they can and no way they can end the friend they can they can they should try they should try

02:48:01.520 --> 02:48:05.040
It's either it's either look for and or form kills on their nexus. I

02:48:06.200 --> 02:48:08.200
Don't think they can and

02:48:08.200 --> 02:48:09.440
wait

02:48:09.440 --> 02:48:11.980
Now they can make it in see their ending the game

02:48:11.980 --> 02:48:21.660
game. Wow. That's my like that's what I add to the conversation is I'm going to say the

02:48:21.660 --> 02:48:28.700
opposite of what you're saying. Wow, that entire last sequence is so. Why is team Liquid

02:48:28.700 --> 02:48:34.380
getting worked so hard right now? Double lift. Even when Hote stealing two dragons, they're

02:48:34.380 --> 02:48:38.420
still getting gapped. How? Well, he's getting okay to be honest, Baldwin's getting gapped

02:48:38.420 --> 02:48:44.900
St. having a like a life series where he's he's like playing the best series of his entire career right now and

02:48:47.020 --> 02:48:53.200
Inspires the best player in the league. I think top is pretty useless on both sides like Doku and Morgan both don't do that much

02:48:53.660 --> 02:48:57.520
Don't what does don't was doing good. I don't want to discredit him, but I don't think he's like the main

02:48:58.420 --> 02:49:00.420
reason why Lyon wins

02:49:00.740 --> 02:49:07.060
but I think St having life game their bot lane being like slightly gapping tails bot lane and and

02:49:07.060 --> 02:49:12.280
and inspired just being insane and just I mean only inspired I think if you

02:49:12.280 --> 02:49:15.600
swap inspired for any other jungler they don't win

02:49:15.600 --> 02:49:23.520
real real yeah that's my take away to is this this is dark wings you took the

02:49:23.520 --> 02:49:32.080
words out of my mouth bro I know how our hydraulic press is so strong wait

02:49:32.080 --> 02:49:35.080
are you watching a hydraulic press right now?

02:49:35.080 --> 02:49:37.080
Yeah, do you want me to share a screen?

02:49:37.080 --> 02:49:38.080
Yeah, show me.

02:49:38.080 --> 02:49:41.080
Oh, yeah, because you're going to have the game up.

02:49:41.080 --> 02:49:46.080
Yeah, I've been watching Minecraft Parkour and the hydraulic presses for the last like hour.

02:49:46.080 --> 02:49:50.080
Wait, you don't, don't, don't you're not an official co-streamer?

02:49:50.080 --> 02:49:56.080
No, so the thing is, like, I can be in college agency, but I'm not allowed to having having anything open.

02:49:56.080 --> 02:50:01.080
It's because they, because I'm pretty sure the reason why it's because if I say anything crazy, they can just be like,

02:50:01.080 --> 02:50:04.360
Oh, yeah, that's Jinxie's men's deficient friend.

02:50:04.360 --> 02:50:09.240
So they don't have to suffer as much like backlash, you know, they're like, oh, yeah,

02:50:09.240 --> 02:50:11.000
no, we don't even know that guy.

02:50:11.000 --> 02:50:13.240
Yeah, bro, you are a bit of a brand risk.

02:50:13.240 --> 02:50:14.240
I can't lie.

02:50:14.240 --> 02:50:18.240
I saw some of your shorts aren't so...

02:50:18.240 --> 02:50:20.920
Wait, he's working on it.

02:50:20.920 --> 02:50:21.920
He's working on it.

02:50:21.920 --> 02:50:29.000
Basically, this is Dante's test run to see if we can co-stream MSI together if they're

02:50:29.000 --> 02:50:31.000
going to give him permanent...

02:50:31.000 --> 02:50:36.140
It's going good. It's going good. Wait guys, I'll be back. I'm gonna I need to definitely for like one second

02:50:36.560 --> 02:50:38.560
PRP. Yeah, you should

02:50:38.840 --> 02:50:42.120
Chat we have big announcement, bro. Chai

02:50:43.920 --> 02:50:48.200
So we have big announcement big announcement by the way, I forgot to show you this earlier

02:50:51.120 --> 02:50:53.120
Chat big announce me

02:50:53.120 --> 02:51:03.200
chat big announcement bro chat this is from the official rocket league twitter today by the way

02:51:04.160 --> 02:51:09.520
the sky blue after the winter is making its return tune into jinxi tournament on twitch

02:51:09.520 --> 02:51:18.480
next sunday june 21st 5 p.m. EST to earn it via twitch drops chat june 21st we have a 3v3 rocket

02:51:18.480 --> 02:51:24.800
League tournament with 24 different streamers. You can earn this decal from watching the stream.

02:51:24.800 --> 02:51:28.080
It's 100% guaranteed. I don't know how long you have to watch. It might be an hour,

02:51:28.080 --> 02:51:31.120
might be like hour and a half, two hours. I actually don't know yet,

02:51:31.120 --> 02:51:35.920
but chat, this is going to be June 21st Sunday, guys. Quick little announcement, bro.

02:51:35.920 --> 02:51:41.600
Very exciting. Apparently, I didn't know this, but apparently this is like an old skin.

02:51:41.600 --> 02:51:45.600
Apparently this is like an old skin, bro. It looks sexy.

02:51:45.600 --> 02:51:55.180
I'm a go pee, I'm a go pee.

02:51:55.180 --> 02:52:00.540
God, I might need a crash course on those shorts, I'm not gonna lie, this is some insane

02:52:00.540 --> 02:52:02.860
numbers I'm seeing right now, this is motionless.

02:52:02.860 --> 02:52:05.700
Wait, where is it though?

02:52:05.700 --> 02:52:10.340
Do you get more shorts views than Jig-Z, I swear to God you do, there's no way.

02:52:10.340 --> 02:52:15.800
I mean, it's been in Seoul for a few months, but it's still good sometimes, but where is it, though?

02:52:20.300 --> 02:52:22.300
But I can't find any fuck me!

02:52:24.620 --> 02:52:27.860
This guy on the stream is talking about how he's been blamed by Sane.

02:52:28.500 --> 02:52:30.620
Everyone's been blamed by Sane, so okay, let me see this.

02:52:30.620 --> 02:52:32.060
Hold on, let me mute the stream, let me mute the stream.

02:52:32.060 --> 02:52:33.260
One sec, one sec, we're gonna mute the stream.

02:52:34.660 --> 02:52:35.860
Okay, I'm ready, I'm ready, ready.

02:52:37.500 --> 02:52:38.000
Let's hear it.

02:52:40.340 --> 02:52:43.340
when you're getting played by your players.

02:52:43.340 --> 02:52:45.340
You're watching.

02:52:45.340 --> 02:52:48.340
So it needs to be a little bit nicer in the future.

02:52:48.340 --> 02:52:49.340
That'd be nice.

02:52:49.340 --> 02:52:50.340
For the students.

02:52:50.340 --> 02:52:51.340
Rio.

02:52:51.340 --> 02:52:52.340
I don't get it.

02:52:52.340 --> 02:52:53.340
What am I missing?

02:52:53.340 --> 02:52:57.340
Well, it's because you'd be one of the boys to understand.

02:52:57.340 --> 02:52:58.340
That's why.

02:52:58.340 --> 02:53:00.340
So like once you become one of the boys, you get it.

02:53:00.340 --> 02:53:01.340
Does that make sense?

02:53:01.340 --> 02:53:04.340
Well, play it again, play it again.

02:53:04.340 --> 02:53:05.340
I'm confused.

02:53:05.340 --> 02:53:08.340
Does the single person in chat get it?

02:53:08.340 --> 02:53:09.340
I don't get it.

02:53:09.340 --> 02:53:11.340
Must be brain dead

02:53:11.700 --> 02:53:12.820
Look

02:53:12.820 --> 02:53:19.620
Okay, he's I'm telling you they get it. He's stirring the skittle. He's stirring the M&M's dude

02:53:19.620 --> 02:53:22.860
I must be autistic. I don't know. I don't know. I don't get it. I don't get it

02:53:26.940 --> 02:53:33.720
Like the thing is you need to get it together you're the oldest Gen Z streamer I've ever met

02:53:33.720 --> 02:53:44.520
wait am I Gen Z? how old are you bro? how old are you? 24? I bro you're not even Gen Z

02:53:44.520 --> 02:53:49.240
what am I then? I don't fucking know but I swear you're not Gen Z

02:53:49.240 --> 02:53:54.680
wait then wait am I? I think I'm getting alpha or something

02:53:54.680 --> 02:53:58.080
yeah no I mean that would make sense I fit the description

02:53:58.080 --> 02:54:00.080
Wait, wait, no, I'm gonna need you. You are Gen Z. You are

02:54:03.440 --> 02:54:06.440
What do you mean by Gen Z like what's the cutoff for that?

02:54:07.200 --> 02:54:11.600
I don't actually fucking know I get the generations makes up. What am I? I'm a millennial. Oh my god

02:54:11.600 --> 02:54:15.460
I feel like a fucking boomer, bro. I'm a fucking millennial. I'm gonna I'm actually gonna end it all right now

02:54:17.000 --> 02:54:19.000
1990s

02:54:21.000 --> 02:54:25.700
Wait, so you're born 1997 or beyond you're considered a zoomer

02:54:25.700 --> 02:54:29.700
Yeah, I think so. How old are you, Gen Z?

02:54:29.700 --> 02:54:32.700
I'm 24. So wait, am I a Zoomer or am I Gen Z?

02:54:32.700 --> 02:54:35.700
You're the same age as Dante's. What?

02:54:35.700 --> 02:54:37.700
Yeah, we're sort of both Gen Z.

02:54:37.700 --> 02:54:39.700
That's my kid, and yes, of course, bro.

02:54:39.700 --> 02:54:43.700
My chest says 2010 is Gen Alpha. Okay.

02:54:43.700 --> 02:54:49.700
So wait, I'm a Zoomer, and 2010 is Gen Alpha.

02:54:49.700 --> 02:54:51.700
Yeah, yeah, it's your Zoomer.

02:54:51.700 --> 02:54:58.980
Z for zoomer. Jen Z means zoomer. So yeah. How old is your audience, bro? How's your audience chat?

02:54:58.980 --> 02:55:03.700
Everybody type your age right now. Wait, but if you're under 18, then don't have anything.

02:55:04.100 --> 02:55:07.540
No, if you're 13, then you can't be in Twitch. You can't be in Twitch.

02:55:08.980 --> 02:55:13.700
Oh, that's how it works. 22, 27, 34, 30. Wait, chat, y'all are not. Wait, what?

02:55:13.700 --> 02:55:17.660
All right, let's actually read this 18, three.

02:55:17.660 --> 02:55:22.660
Okay. 25, 27, 24, 79.

02:55:22.740 --> 02:55:24.220
His name is itchy balls.

02:55:24.220 --> 02:55:26.420
There's no way a 79 year old man named himself.

02:55:26.420 --> 02:55:27.860
Yeah, he's in shock.

02:55:27.860 --> 02:55:29.320
Chad, I love it on the top of my screen.

02:55:29.320 --> 02:55:32.020
It's just my fucking copyright strike this morning.

02:55:32.020 --> 02:55:33.460
28 and 42.

02:55:33.460 --> 02:55:34.300
I can't even close out of it

02:55:34.300 --> 02:55:35.140
because everyone calls out of this.

02:55:35.140 --> 02:55:36.900
Just bring it back up.

02:55:36.900 --> 02:55:39.060
18, 24, 35, bro.

02:55:39.060 --> 02:55:40.380
I wish you like, there was a way like-

02:55:40.380 --> 02:55:41.880
Dude, your audience is so insane.

02:55:41.880 --> 02:55:50.160
Like I just, I just can't even understand, like, bro, I did a poll. Guess what percentage of my stream is 26 and older?

02:55:51.320 --> 02:55:52.840
What percentage of my year is 26 and older?

02:55:52.960 --> 02:55:57.920
Well, let me think about that. You're a League of Legends streamer. You've been streaming League of Legends for how many years? How many years have you been streaming League of Legends?

02:55:58.360 --> 02:55:58.960
16.

02:56:00.040 --> 02:56:05.040
So, okay, you've been streaming League of Legends for 16 years. There's probably a lot of people that have like grown up watching your stream.

02:56:05.040 --> 02:56:11.440
I'm going to say your audience is older than 26. I'm going to say 70% of your stream is older than 26. Maybe 80%.

02:56:11.440 --> 02:56:18.160
was 85 85 holy crap okay yeah i know i know but a lot of them probably like grew up like with your

02:56:18.160 --> 02:56:22.320
streams you know what i mean i love them though they grew up with the exactly yes bro that's kind

02:56:22.320 --> 02:56:32.000
of cool actually i don't know why this is viewers are fucking watching in recess no no chat how

02:56:32.000 --> 02:56:36.720
over y'all bro are y'all in recess right now be honest this is some dangerous territory right now

02:56:36.720 --> 02:56:39.080
No, I bet you I'm gonna be honest, bro

02:56:39.080 --> 02:56:45.040
I bet you the average like the overall average age of my chat because you have to cat factor in like what if someone's

02:56:45.040 --> 02:56:51.320
There's gonna be at least one guy that's like 30. So like you have to factor everything. I'm gonna say the average age of my chat is like 17

02:56:52.040 --> 02:56:55.640
Dude, I'm gonna be honest. I don't think a single one of your viewers. How many views do you have right now?

02:56:56.280 --> 02:56:58.280
Okay, let me see

02:56:58.880 --> 02:57:02.160
One of your viewers is above age of 40. I guarantee it

02:57:02.160 --> 02:57:08.560
is any of y'all above the age of 40 no way there's a guy that's above 40 it's

02:57:08.560 --> 02:57:21.960
any of y'all above 40 I am don't test your 24 you psycho how do you know it's

02:57:21.960 --> 02:57:27.120
crazy bro you guys ever look at the the like male female breakdown like mine was

02:57:27.120 --> 02:57:34.200
like points 0.7% it's like 99.3 male 0.7 female you got dude you got a sausage

02:57:34.200 --> 02:57:38.760
fest going on over there yeah it's not but that's his league dude that's his

02:57:38.760 --> 02:57:47.280
league like yeah so dark Nick do you okay do you guys think League of Legends

02:57:47.280 --> 02:57:54.400
is the most toxic game oh yeah 100% I do some good suggestions some of them

02:57:54.400 --> 02:57:55.560
We're saying Rust.

02:57:57.920 --> 02:57:59.880
I think League's more toxic than Rust.

02:57:59.880 --> 02:58:01.560
I do.

02:58:01.560 --> 02:58:02.800
I know there's so many people

02:58:02.800 --> 02:58:04.640
that are actually like genuinely nice people,

02:58:04.640 --> 02:58:07.680
but like League makes them into like horrible human beings

02:58:07.680 --> 02:58:10.520
that will just like say terrible things.

02:58:10.520 --> 02:58:13.160
Yeah, I think League brings out a level of rage

02:58:13.160 --> 02:58:15.320
and like no other game can do.

02:58:16.960 --> 02:58:20.760
Well, because I think, and you know, maybe I'm iron,

02:58:20.760 --> 02:58:21.960
so maybe I'm just brain dead,

02:58:21.960 --> 02:58:23.380
but this is one of the first things I learned

02:58:23.380 --> 02:58:28.100
League of Legends and Dante, you could piggyback on this if you want, but like League of Legends is

02:58:28.100 --> 02:58:35.060
the only game where another human being can literally just completely light your game on fire for like

02:58:35.060 --> 02:58:42.980
a 45 minute to one hour like sequence. Like, like if I play Siege, right? If I play Rainbow Six Siege

02:58:42.980 --> 02:58:48.580
and my teammate is 0 and 9, yeah, he's 0 and 9 and we're probably going to lose, but it's something

02:58:48.580 --> 02:58:54.180
he's making the other team progressively stronger with every death if I'm a league of legends and

02:58:54.180 --> 02:58:59.780
my Darius top laner is oh and nine and their top laner is more than he's nine and oh well now that

02:58:59.780 --> 02:59:03.620
mord's going to kill all of us because now the mord's over novel like in siege if somebody goes

02:59:03.620 --> 02:59:07.860
on nine they just go oh and nine it's not like but in league if they go oh and nine they're actively

02:59:07.860 --> 02:59:15.860
making the other people stronger yeah 100% 100% I don't really know another game like that I know

02:59:15.860 --> 02:59:24.860
I know the chat was saying like CS with like the by phase, but bro the CS by phase, it's nothing compared to like an over level like league, league player.

02:59:24.860 --> 02:59:34.860
Like in every game of league, it'd be the same in CS if you if you had some guy run down mid and drop the enemy team a gun like that.

02:59:34.860 --> 02:59:44.860
That's like the level of briefing that you'd have to do in CS to to like equate to somebody having a bad lighting phase.

02:59:44.860 --> 02:59:51.020
It's just how the fuck are you still aren't you see like I don't even understand how the fuck are you still aren't I actually think that is

02:59:53.380 --> 02:59:55.380
He's

03:00:00.380 --> 03:00:05.580
Okay, double lift double if let me explain something are you listening? Yeah, I'm listening

03:00:05.580 --> 03:00:07.820
I'm listening when you played League of Legends

03:00:07.820 --> 03:00:14.780
You did it the easy way you leveled all the way from 1 to 30 you played bots you did normal games, right?

03:00:14.860 --> 03:00:19.540
Switch back to bots, started playing some ranked. It was fun at first, right?

03:00:19.540 --> 03:00:22.920
At school, having fun, whatever it is.

03:00:22.920 --> 03:00:29.220
Jinx, he's doing his League of Legends like rank up on nightmare difficulty.

03:00:29.220 --> 03:00:33.900
He's never played a single bot game. He's never played a single normal game.

03:00:33.900 --> 03:00:39.340
He jumped straight into ranked. God permaband his first day, and since then,

03:00:39.340 --> 03:00:43.460
has only played ranked games, and that's all he's done.

03:00:43.460 --> 03:00:49.180
throughout the entire time he's been getting stream sniped every game he's

03:00:49.180 --> 03:00:54.380
been getting sniped by Smurfs every game he's been getting grief every game

03:00:54.380 --> 03:00:59.500
every game is pretty loose I don't know how to say I get stream sniped every day

03:00:59.500 --> 03:01:08.140
JC it's every fucking game what percentage someone in chat like show me what percentage of games is JC getting stream sniped

03:01:08.140 --> 03:01:10.540
Like give me a real number, give me a real number.

03:01:10.540 --> 03:01:11.540
No, zero.

03:01:11.540 --> 03:01:12.240
Well, no.

03:01:12.240 --> 03:01:14.040
Okay, let me be honest.

03:01:14.040 --> 03:01:17.540
When I have a 30 second delay, they don't say 90%.

03:01:19.040 --> 03:01:19.440
Yeah.

03:01:19.440 --> 03:01:19.740
Okay.

03:01:19.740 --> 03:01:20.240
Here's the thing.

03:01:20.240 --> 03:01:21.340
Oh my God.

03:01:21.340 --> 03:01:25.640
Define what you mean by stream sniping like banning warwick and yee like triple

03:01:25.640 --> 03:01:26.040
banning.

03:01:26.040 --> 03:01:27.440
Yeah, that happens a lot.

03:01:27.440 --> 03:01:28.040
Bro.

03:01:28.040 --> 03:01:28.940
Wait, that's funny.

03:01:28.940 --> 03:01:31.040
It's not that bad when I have a delay.

03:01:31.040 --> 03:01:36.040
If if I have a one second delay, it is literally 80%.

03:01:36.040 --> 03:01:39.880
I mean, don't ask would you agree with that. Yeah. Oh, fuck.

03:01:39.880 --> 03:01:42.120
Did the hydraulic press almost got destroyed there?

03:01:44.000 --> 03:01:45.040
You know, don't his years.

03:01:48.040 --> 03:01:50.760
I just said, Linda just said, I feel like don't taste is part of the problem

03:01:50.760 --> 03:01:53.160
because his analogies are really hard to understand.

03:01:55.520 --> 03:01:57.760
Wait, which analogy is hard to understand?

03:01:57.760 --> 03:01:59.040
It's like, that's the point.

03:01:59.040 --> 03:02:04.240
I guys, I think don't taste is he's trying to make it kind of a little bit hard to understand.

03:02:04.240 --> 03:02:14.960
Well, it's okay. The thing is, Dante's, uh, uh, uh, as a coach, is Dante's, is Dante's

03:02:14.960 --> 03:02:19.560
the greatest coach of all time? Like, does Dante's have the same amount of game knowledge

03:02:19.560 --> 03:02:28.080
as title one or double lift? Probably not. No, but the thing about Dante's has made League

03:02:28.080 --> 03:02:32.240
of Legends like really fun for me. You know what I'm saying? So like sometimes, even if

03:02:32.240 --> 03:02:38.080
I lose like 25 games in a row or right now I'm on a five game losing streak like I've had fun. You know what I mean?

03:02:38.560 --> 03:02:45.840
That's a W. That's actually so like he's more of like a coach mixed with a life coach mixed with

03:02:46.480 --> 03:02:48.480
Like a boyfriend. Yeah. Yeah

03:02:48.720 --> 03:02:51.320
It's kind of yeah, that's that sort of yeah

03:02:52.320 --> 03:02:55.400
The thing is that me and Jinxie have a six month age gap

03:02:55.400 --> 03:03:00.280
So dude, it's a bit creepy like you know what I mean because there's a big age gap there

03:03:02.240 --> 03:03:11.240
24 and a half there's a big difference like if this gets leaked on Twitter, it's literally

03:03:11.240 --> 03:03:13.240
over for the both of us to understand.

03:03:13.240 --> 03:03:18.240
Bro, there's literally no difference between 24 and 24 and a half, bro.

03:03:18.240 --> 03:03:26.120
Dude, jingsy, you are a sponsor today with the sponsors like dude, we cannot be saying

03:03:26.120 --> 03:03:32.520
controversial things like this. A six-month age gap, Jensi, could literally be the difference

03:03:32.520 --> 03:03:37.520
of like one vacation to Mexico and one other person not having that vacation to Mexico.

03:03:37.520 --> 03:03:44.520
Bro, I'm saying if somebody's 24 and they're dating someone who's 24 and a half, who cares?

03:03:44.520 --> 03:03:50.120
There's no gap! Why do you keep saying this?

03:03:50.120 --> 03:03:52.120
and now my chat is typing jitty

03:03:56.120 --> 03:04:01.000
the double the few i'm just saying though like we can't be given controversial takes like this right now

03:04:01.400 --> 03:04:03.400
yeah actually that's right

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jinksy dude seven years ago don't this is underage you fucking disgusting animal

03:04:07.480 --> 03:04:11.640
yeah and i was underage me and dotes were both underage bro what was that

03:04:16.760 --> 03:04:18.360
jinksy that

03:04:18.360 --> 03:04:24.600
Jinxie that's not true because seven years ago you're 18 and I was 17 and a half

03:04:31.960 --> 03:04:36.600
And I never thought I'd be in this fucking train wreck, but like this is uh

03:04:37.480 --> 03:04:43.160
Yeah, bro, welcome to the call bro. I'm I'm happy to be here. I'm iron jontez is

03:04:43.160 --> 03:04:46.280
is what diamonds or something?

03:04:46.280 --> 03:04:48.440
Dude, Jengzee, Jengzee, Jengzee.

03:04:48.440 --> 03:04:49.360
You're not challenger, bro.

03:04:49.360 --> 03:04:52.240
How's my own freaking coach not challenger?

03:04:52.240 --> 03:04:55.560
Brad, out in ring for a week straight, a week,

03:04:55.560 --> 03:04:57.120
and you didn't get challenger?

03:04:57.120 --> 03:04:59.880
Like, what type of coach are you, man?

03:04:59.880 --> 03:05:02.560
Okay, Jengzee, let's keep it at buck here.

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If you're on a five game loss streak right now

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and you played for a week straight,

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you're asked to be ironed by the end of the week.

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Do you understand?

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Listen to me, when you rank up in League of Legends,

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You have this little grace period where riots

03:05:14.800 --> 03:05:17.600
that are under like here have a little bit of fun

03:05:17.600 --> 03:05:19.600
and then we're gonna take it away from you.

03:05:19.600 --> 03:05:23.440
It's like imagine Harry Potter on his 15th birthday,

03:05:23.440 --> 03:05:26.520
his parents are like, hey dude, get out of the little cellar,

03:05:26.520 --> 03:05:28.800
get out of the little attic in the fucking,

03:05:28.800 --> 03:05:31.880
in the stairway and we're gonna give you a birthday cake.

03:05:31.880 --> 03:05:33.920
He takes one bite of the birthday cake

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and it's full of nails, right?

03:05:35.960 --> 03:05:38.040
So in that five minute window

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where he thought it was gonna be delicious,

03:05:39.800 --> 03:05:41.160
he was having fun, right?

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But then they took everything away from him, the second he took that first bite, and it's

03:05:45.980 --> 03:05:48.440
the same thing with when you rank up in League.

03:05:48.440 --> 03:05:52.940
They want to make you feel something just so they can rip it away from you, so that you're

03:05:52.940 --> 03:05:55.540
addicted and you can go for it again.

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Do you understand?

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So, Lee, you're telling me League of Legends has a built-in system where when you go on

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a winning streak, they build in a system that forces you to go on a losing streak.

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It's a literally built-in.

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Yes.

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is this accurate double it is this true dude I'm sorry I my age he kicked in I

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would I stop paying attention three minutes ago what is saying Dante's is

03:06:23.880 --> 03:06:27.740
saying that if you go on a winning streak in League of Legends League of

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Legends and Riot Games has a built-in system that makes you go on a losing

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streak at all my god no they don't lose this dude this is the loser's cue

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conspiracy man. What are you? Conspiracy. This is interesting because Doublelift says the conspiracy

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and Don says believes it was just real. So hold on, Doublelift, let me ask you a question.

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Skill-based matchmaking, right? How do they match players against one another in a way that actually

03:06:52.300 --> 03:06:57.740
makes sense? If it's a skill-based matchmaking, how does it work? It's MMR, bro. It's MMR.

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Okay, so wait, wait, hold on, because you're wrong. If it was purely MMR-based, then why isn't that

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some people for 50 games in a row always get the better team with the better

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MMI and the better chance to win. Why does this not happen sometimes for people

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50 games in a row? Wait, I have another question.

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Okay, because I was looking at it. It's wise towards the outliers, like you only

03:07:18.460 --> 03:07:23.500
remember and you'll only hear about when people have an exceptionally rare

03:07:23.500 --> 03:07:27.260
experience. No one is going to tell you their last 20 games were totally normal

03:07:27.260 --> 03:07:30.140
and they had a 50% win rate or they had a 40% or 60% win rate.

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You're only ever going to be exposed to you when people show you, look, I had a 20 losing streak, or look, I had a 20 winning streak.

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No one is going to of the of the 99 instances of people who are just playing regular solo queue and have like a 50 ish percent win rate.

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They're not going to link you to their OPGGs. They're because there's nothing interesting happening there.

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Okay, so hold on, hold on.

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This is interesting.

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Right.

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Get a bit going.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, we will.

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Because double, quick question for you.

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It's called skill-based matchmaking, right?

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Why is it not called the MMR based matchmaking?

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It's the same thing.

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I'm getting reshpated.

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No, no, no, he believes that, like, this heat is in the road.

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You're not a user.

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You're literally about to tell me that the earth is flat.

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I mean, listen, when I step outside, I don't see my shoes curving, but that's besides the

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point, right?

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The thing about the skill-based matchmaking is that the entire premise behind it is that

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two teams are going to be matched against one another with the underlying pre-conception

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that every player needs to be pushed towards a 50% win rate. It is the reason why over

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the course of hundreds and thousands of games everybody eventually deviates towards a 50%

03:08:41.100 --> 03:08:45.020
win rate. It's the reason why there can be some emerald or diamond players that have

03:08:45.020 --> 03:08:50.220
4,000 games and their win loss is within 10 of one another. This is legitimately the reason

03:08:50.220 --> 03:08:55.460
why. So the thing is that, yes, Loser's Q and Winner's Q exists in League of Legends

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because it has to, because it is the only way for a matchmaking system to be able to

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match players with them against each other in a way that makes sense concerning to MMR.

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Do you understand?

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No.

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Okay, so let me ask you another, I'll put in words that maybe you can, I'll give you

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an analogy, okay?

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Imagine we have two weight classes of people, right?

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And overall, we know that each person, right, weighs a certain amount, but both teams of

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10 people weigh up to 2,000 pounds.

03:09:30.680 --> 03:09:32.400
So we know this, right?

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What Ryde is going to do is they're going to make it so that instead of having significant

03:09:36.920 --> 03:09:41.800
outliers, right, on either end, they're going to try to make sure that everybody is matched

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against somebody that's of middling weight, right, so that you don't have anything too

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crazy.

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This is done is by enforcing skill-based matchmaking. So for example, there are things like yes win rate is a factor

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Yes playing against Smurfs is a factor. Yes things like playing with people that are first time on your team as a factor

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Let's just think about it logically if apps like poor professor can sit there and accurately tell you that some people tilt hard

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Some people never ward some people chain die and chain lose games

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Do you really think that a multi-billion-dollar company like Riot Games does not have access

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that same information to allow them to match players with and against each other that they

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know are going to win or lose?

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Do you really think that a multi-billion-dollar company that we know relies on having people

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play thousands of games a season to maintain their profit margin?

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Are they really just going to match everybody willy-nilly like they don't care?

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Or will there be things that are done within the matchmaking system that actually allow

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for a 50% rate to be achieved by everybody on our other team?

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Now here's the other thing, Don Tess, remember the other day when you showed me your OptoGT

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and you had a Platinum midlaner?

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Yes.

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Is that an example of Loser's Q?

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Because they gave you a Platinum midlaner and you obviously cannot win with that.

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I'm going to take it one step further.

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I think that Riot, sometimes what they're going to do is they will literally match two

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people that one took the same champion against each other and the person that they want to

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win they will give him an earlier pick priority so that he gets his champion first.

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I genuinely think this from the bottom of my heart right?

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And of course Riot is going to come out and say no we don't but of course they're going

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to say no they don't.

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They also said that they don't balance around skin sales yet Diana got her first buff and

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literally tens of patches coincidentally at the same time that our $200 skin drops, right?

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So the bottom line is that skill-based matchmaking is a real thing in League of Legends that is required

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by having a 50% win rate that exists, right, for every party involved. And it is everybody

03:11:51.120 --> 03:11:57.880
being matched with the intention of everyone having a 50% rate that is a reason behind why certain

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players get put on certain teams and other players will be put on other teams.

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like a question for your double if the question of your double if please please

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no more questions you know what you win you win but the thing is the next time

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I'm on a losing streak that I was put in this is cute because right games hates

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me and gave me a diamond mid-laner you have a point like just sing about a

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for second double if if losers Q and winners Q didn't exist and riot didn't try to put

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people together with the intention of having a 50% win rate why is it that literal gold

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platinum silver and bronze players have to wait sometimes upwards of a minute to get into

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a game do you really not think that people of around the same MMR bracket are going to

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be altering up at the same point or point where our chews are literally instantaneous

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Of course that would be possible, but the reason why is because the Q times exist so

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that they can sit there and have this like risk reward of like, okay, we're going to

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give you a faster Q, right?

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But as Q goes longer, we're going to try to sit here and really make it more accurate

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depending on skill-based matchmaking.

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Like Winners and Losers Q exists, it 100% does, because of the existence of skill-based

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matchmaking.

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It has to.

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There's no other way for it to exist.

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Okay, you know what you could be you could be right. It's unprovable either way. I think it's just a theater

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Guys I gotta go. I'm sorry my cat is is

03:13:37.540 --> 03:13:40.180
They're they're about to kill me. They're about to they're about to

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Know where he's got one of no worries man. They're about to fucking kill me. Okay guys

03:13:45.140 --> 03:13:47.820
I love you guys. I love you guys. It was hanging out

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I'm always down to hang out play the game if you guys ever want to play like flex cue or something together

03:13:51.960 --> 03:13:53.720
I'm always down

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Dothys, add me on discord.

03:14:23.720 --> 03:14:26.120
when teamfights are going good, what's going off?

03:14:26.120 --> 03:14:27.960
And the only thing that they were hearing

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was some autistic 24 year old telling him

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that loser skew is real.

03:14:32.160 --> 03:14:33.160
Do you understand?

03:14:33.160 --> 03:14:36.160
Sivana knows all right, well, I've been counter jungled.

03:14:36.160 --> 03:14:37.440
How are we going to deal with this?

03:14:37.440 --> 03:14:40.720
Because inspired usually will cross back and try to defend.

03:14:40.720 --> 03:14:42.920
They have a red ward here for team liquid.

03:14:42.920 --> 03:14:46.480
And he's inspired clearing his own rasters and expiring.

03:14:46.480 --> 03:14:50.480
Jinxie, imagine you take the day off from going

03:14:50.480 --> 03:14:53.520
to that family outing, right with your wife and kids.

03:14:53.520 --> 03:14:57.200
like dude I'm gonna sit here I've been watching doubler for the last decade

03:14:57.200 --> 03:15:02.640
every single day today's the lcs finals I need to just sit there and watch this

03:15:02.640 --> 03:15:06.000
the game three starts

03:15:06.000 --> 03:15:10.400
about the game and then you're having some skit so ran about we just do

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well there goes our only competent voice in the call

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okay do you actually want me to try hard bro please just try to explain anything bro

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Please that's one of the like I'm not even kidding. That is one of the rarest thing that's ever happened. I've never had that happen before

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Wait what?

03:15:42.560 --> 03:15:47.520
Like somebody literally like he literally exited the call, bro. Like he left

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Oh my god

03:16:00.880 --> 03:16:05.320
I didn't even know that like his chat was like actually trying to learn about the game

03:16:05.320 --> 03:16:09.480
And then you would just like a losing your mind about losers queue for like

03:16:12.920 --> 03:16:15.600
Yeah, guys, we're not gonna like ruin everyone's day

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Bro who check what other each team or would even want to like

03:16:24.800 --> 03:16:28.600
Guys like no like no ones. They're not gonna want to like join us, bro

03:16:28.600 --> 03:16:30.600
like we have a troll call

03:16:32.600 --> 03:16:41.600
Kajal we're gonna ruin Kajal's entire stream guys like we're gonna ruin his stream bro his stream Kajal's stream is an educational league of legends stream bro

03:16:42.600 --> 03:16:43.600
their Kajal's not even live

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I know what I'm saying like in the future

03:16:48.600 --> 03:16:51.600
I mean what about Kajal do you know Kajal?

03:16:52.600 --> 03:16:53.600
yeah Kajal's funny

03:16:53.600 --> 03:16:58.420
funny but like would catch up like beyond like the same like vibe if he's watching a

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game or not he'd be on like more of my vibe than double its vibe but he's on my

03:17:05.160 --> 03:17:07.600
by there

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like I mean I'd be down to about only slide like I don't know I feel like in

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in the future.

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It's all good.

03:17:20.920 --> 03:17:23.920
So give your commentary down to us.

03:17:23.920 --> 03:17:24.920
Wait, Jensie.

03:17:24.920 --> 03:17:25.920
Yeah.

03:17:25.920 --> 03:17:28.920
You know who just won live that has co-streaming rights?

03:17:28.920 --> 03:17:29.920
Who?

03:17:29.920 --> 03:17:31.920
And would provide actual commentary?

03:17:31.920 --> 03:17:32.920
Who?

03:17:32.920 --> 03:17:33.920
Ludwig.

03:17:33.920 --> 03:17:34.920
Wait, Ludwig's streaming league?

03:17:34.920 --> 03:17:39.920
I don't know if he's streaming league, but I just won live.

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Does he have co-streaming rights?

03:17:42.920 --> 03:17:47.920
Well, he is like part owner of one of the teams.

03:17:47.920 --> 03:17:52.920
Wait, what if we got Kadeem?

03:17:52.920 --> 03:17:57.720
I don't think does Kadeem have co-struing rights?

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He doesn't, but does he need them?

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You can give us a commentary.

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Bro, we're good.

03:18:01.920 --> 03:18:02.920
We got him, bro.

03:18:02.920 --> 03:18:03.920
We got him.

03:18:03.920 --> 03:18:04.920
We got him.

03:18:04.920 --> 03:18:10.380
Okay, so right now, Jinx, see what's happening is that both teams are fighting, but the thing

03:18:10.380 --> 03:18:16.920
is that Red has lost 5 power, so there's a good chance that Blue wins the fight here.

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I can't believe that actually just happened man.

03:18:23.920 --> 03:18:26.920
I'm literally like that's.

03:18:26.920 --> 03:18:29.920
Wait, what, that he left a call?

03:18:29.920 --> 03:18:30.920
Yeah.

03:18:30.920 --> 03:18:33.920
I can't believe enough to call.

03:18:33.920 --> 03:18:36.920
I don't really blame him, like I don't blame him.

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It's just insane.

03:18:39.920 --> 03:18:41.920
Has that ever happened to you before?

03:18:41.920 --> 03:18:42.920
That's never happened.

03:18:42.920 --> 03:18:45.920
I was out of breath for a minute there.

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can do. This gorgeous day is going to back him up. Look at it as well. Here comes the Ziya.

03:18:49.920 --> 03:18:51.920
Y'all are going to come up with a scuttle crap.

03:18:51.920 --> 03:18:55.920
Okay. What did I miss? Uh, literally everything.

03:18:55.920 --> 03:18:59.920
I don't, to me, I don't, like that is the funniest.

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Cause his chat is trying to learn about the game and then you're just having like some psychotic rant about

03:19:05.920 --> 03:19:09.920
losing his cube without a breath. You did not take a breath for like 12 minutes.

03:19:09.920 --> 03:19:13.920
And his chat literally forced him to leave.

03:19:13.920 --> 03:19:23.200
I'm not kidding. Do you know do you want to know one of the reasons why why I think since he got on the call with us

03:19:23.200 --> 03:19:26.380
He lost like 8,000 viewers

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Wait really

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This is out of his dream is I was also like 20k

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And nobody was calling us, he was like that.

03:19:39.000 --> 03:19:47.660
So because, like, because he joined, his viewers left, his, or because you were in the call,

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his viewers left.

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What do you mean, just me, you were in the call too, dickhead?

03:19:53.500 --> 03:19:59.060
Yeah, I wasn't having a skit so rant for 10 minutes about Loser's Jew, you fucking psycho.

03:19:59.060 --> 03:20:02.260
Yeah, but it's not skit so if it's true, bro.

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It's like when, it's like all the other stuff.

03:20:05.160 --> 03:20:07.160
Have you ever been gang stalked by the government?

03:20:07.160 --> 03:20:08.160
No.

03:20:08.160 --> 03:20:15.160
There's a pretty significant CS gap in the bottom lane.

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Do you want to follow us on the game now?

03:20:17.160 --> 03:20:18.160
Yes.

03:20:18.160 --> 03:20:19.160
Okay.

03:20:19.160 --> 03:20:20.160
So now what's happening, James?

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Let's listen up, okay?

03:20:22.160 --> 03:20:30.160
So what's happening right now is, uh, so, what's, what's, can we, give me a second?

03:20:30.160 --> 03:20:32.160
Bro, just put a sock at it at this point, bro.

03:20:32.160 --> 03:20:34.160
You don't know the game, bro.

03:20:34.160 --> 03:20:41.180
I do know the game. Okay, so look what's happening right now. Okay. Is that right now? There's like

03:20:42.260 --> 03:20:45.300
So both teams are fighting right they're farming. They're like

03:20:47.380 --> 03:20:53.140
Yeah, but but they're right now like right now like right now. He's fighting minions does that make sense?

03:20:53.140 --> 03:20:56.200
You were just talking about the you know, they're fighting the grubs

03:20:57.400 --> 03:21:01.140
Lion is mauling team liquid. Let's zip this up. Okay

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All right, so listen

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So what's happening right now is that the reason my line is going for these grubs is because he actually made his bot lane switch

03:21:08.180 --> 03:21:11.740
To top lane so you know how normally Jeng see in games of League

03:21:11.740 --> 03:21:15.220
You're gonna have like bottom top and your top is one person and your bot is two

03:21:15.460 --> 03:21:22.740
Well, normally my tops not a human being like my top leader is like a rock that like somehow got access to internet and a keyboard

03:21:23.140 --> 03:21:28.140
Yeah, but so just bear with me for a second, because I'm going to actually teach you something.

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Yep, so like, listen, you know how normally top lane has one person and baron have two, right?

03:21:33.140 --> 03:21:34.140
Yeah.

03:21:34.140 --> 03:21:35.140
Normally.

03:21:35.140 --> 03:21:39.140
Okay, so what you're going to see a lot of times in pro games is that they actually use

03:21:39.140 --> 03:21:43.140
lane swapping to get advantages on the map.

03:21:43.140 --> 03:21:46.140
So do you remember how I talked to you about numbers advantages?

03:21:46.140 --> 03:21:48.140
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:21:48.140 --> 03:21:51.420
So sometimes the way that people are going to get numbers advantages

03:21:52.020 --> 03:21:58.220
Is because they're gonna say something like yo grubs or Harold is responding soon if everybody right now

03:21:59.140 --> 03:22:04.360
Like if our blind comes top and our top and goes bot then nobody misses any minions, right?

03:22:04.360 --> 03:22:08.440
But we can have numbers advantage for the grubs fight or the Harold fight you understand

03:22:10.260 --> 03:22:12.260
Why are you laughing

03:22:12.580 --> 03:22:16.660
Why are you not dude you tell me to take it serious and keep me something

03:22:18.140 --> 03:22:20.140
I made the call, dude.

03:22:20.140 --> 03:22:22.140
You did too!

03:22:22.140 --> 03:22:24.140
You're a part of it!

03:22:24.140 --> 03:22:26.140
It was not. You really made it lead, bro.

03:22:26.140 --> 03:22:28.140
Bro, you had a 12-minute rant.

03:22:28.140 --> 03:22:30.140
You just fucking wanted to use Psycho.

03:22:30.140 --> 03:22:32.140
You didn't do anything for 12 minutes.

03:22:34.140 --> 03:22:36.140
It wasn't, okay.

03:22:36.140 --> 03:22:38.140
It wasn't that crazy.

03:22:38.140 --> 03:22:40.140
Like, it wasn't like a rant.

03:22:40.140 --> 03:22:42.140
I was just explaining things normally.

03:22:42.140 --> 03:22:44.140
it's a little bit easier to

03:22:44.140 --> 03:22:48.140
jingsy jingsy jingsy jingsy

03:22:48.140 --> 03:22:52.140
you were in the call you made him leave

03:22:52.140 --> 03:23:01.140
bro i'm sure that like i was not i was not pleasing his chat either but bro you were the nail in the coffin at the end there

03:23:01.140 --> 03:23:03.140
you were the nail in the freaking coffin

03:23:03.140 --> 03:23:11.140
so psychotic fucking rant about hooterscue

03:23:11.140 --> 03:23:14.220
You know what it's like when you tell me that Loser's Queue doesn't exist?

03:23:14.220 --> 03:23:30.720
Yeah, but like here's the thing, chat, if Dante has right, like I don't know, I believe you might be right, I'm not even kidding, this is not a joke or a prank, or like a skit for like content, like I legitimately believe Loser's Queue is correct, bro, I think you're right.

03:23:30.720 --> 03:23:37.340
Because, Jinxie, it comes down to the fact where Riot does not have MMR-based matchmaking,

03:23:37.340 --> 03:23:42.220
it's skill-based, and the way that they dictate the skill-based is by enforcing a 50% win

03:23:42.220 --> 03:23:43.220
rate.

03:23:43.220 --> 03:23:45.220
In the past, there was actually a Rioter.

03:23:45.220 --> 03:23:49.060
Wait, wait, but if everybody has 50% win rate, how does anybody ever get to Challenger?

03:23:49.060 --> 03:23:50.900
Don't you have to have winning win rates?

03:23:50.900 --> 03:23:55.420
Yes, because the thing is that Riot tries to enforce the 50%, but it doesn't mean that

03:23:55.420 --> 03:23:57.020
it goes through all the time.

03:23:57.020 --> 03:24:01.460
if for example you won v9 super hard right then now your win rate is above 50

03:24:01.460 --> 03:24:05.980
just like for some players right there'll be 40% in iron if you play

03:24:05.980 --> 03:24:11.580
really bad then you're gonna be sucking iron does that make sense yeah so

03:24:11.580 --> 03:24:15.620
that's why it's like the thing is that looser's queue has to exist in League

03:24:15.620 --> 03:24:22.460
of Legends because 50% win rates are the basis on which Riot actually like a

03:24:22.460 --> 03:24:31.660
structures of matchmaking. Let me ask you a question, Jinxie. If Losers and

03:24:31.660 --> 03:24:35.980
Winterscreen didn't exist and Ryde didn't enforce 50% win rate, why is it that

03:24:35.980 --> 03:24:39.300
there are some players that can have 5,000 games in like Emerald or Diamond

03:24:39.300 --> 03:24:44.780
and their win-loss is within 10 of each other? Think about it. How is that even

03:24:44.780 --> 03:24:45.780
be possible.

03:24:45.780 --> 03:24:49.780
I don't know, I don't know dude.

03:24:49.780 --> 03:24:54.380
Like, Jynxy, that's what I'm telling you, like the thing about it is that when it comes

03:24:54.380 --> 03:24:59.820
to Losers Q, it's like telling me that Losers Q doesn't exist, it's like telling Einstein

03:24:59.820 --> 03:25:02.540
gravity doesn't exist, you know what I mean?

03:25:02.540 --> 03:25:08.020
Like, it's like you set a bomb off, like how are you supposed, like dude, do you understand

03:25:08.020 --> 03:25:12.940
that my entire life is based on the fact that Losers Q exists?

03:25:12.940 --> 03:25:16.140
Dude, I play League of Legends for 18 hours a day.

03:25:16.140 --> 03:25:21.140
If Winner's Q and Loser's Q doesn't exist, then that'll be my entire life as a lie.

03:25:21.140 --> 03:25:22.640
You know what I mean?

03:25:22.640 --> 03:25:26.340
It's like going up to SpongeBob and telling him that he's just in a TV show.

03:25:26.340 --> 03:25:27.840
Like, are we fucking serious?

03:25:27.840 --> 03:25:31.640
Like, do we think SpongeBob's just gonna accept that?

03:25:31.640 --> 03:25:32.340
You know what I mean?

03:25:32.340 --> 03:25:33.940
Like, think about it, Jinxie.

03:25:33.940 --> 03:25:35.340
Like, genuinely.

03:25:35.340 --> 03:25:38.240
And I don't give a fuck if Lion is taking the dragon.

03:25:38.240 --> 03:25:42.340
I don't give a fuck if the one win away from LCS finals,

03:25:42.340 --> 03:25:45.300
You have to understand that winners and losers queue is real.

03:25:45.300 --> 03:25:47.420
So I wanted to repeat it back to me, Jamesy.

03:25:47.420 --> 03:25:49.300
Why is losers queue a real thing?

03:25:49.300 --> 03:25:51.020
Explain it to me.

03:25:51.020 --> 03:25:52.380
Because if it's not a real thing,

03:25:52.380 --> 03:25:55.420
Dante's entire life is a lie.

03:25:55.420 --> 03:25:57.500
No, but it's not just that.

03:25:57.500 --> 03:26:00.260
Like we established real reasonings.

03:26:00.260 --> 03:26:02.500
What are the real reasonings?

03:26:02.500 --> 03:26:05.300
Because everybody has a 50% win rate.

03:26:05.300 --> 03:26:07.940
You had a platinum mid-laner in a challenger lobby.

03:26:07.940 --> 03:26:10.300
How's that even possible?

03:26:10.300 --> 03:26:12.020
Like, bro, choose the thing.

03:26:12.020 --> 03:26:18.340
How does a platinum mid-laner end up in a grandmaster master challenge or lobby? How is that even possible?

03:26:18.980 --> 03:26:22.980
Skip done and skipped emeralds. How is that possible other than the time machine?

03:26:24.180 --> 03:26:29.700
Like, Jinxie, Jinxie, I want you to listen man. I don't want you to laugh, okay? Because this is important.

03:26:29.700 --> 03:26:34.420
Wait, wait, I'm saying MMR. Wait, what? The flat-eye MMR, what does that mean?

03:26:35.700 --> 03:26:40.580
Don't, don't worry about it. It's hope. So I want you to listen, okay? Jinxie, are you listening?

03:26:42.020 --> 03:26:48.020
When I told you that Riot Games has a time machine, it genuinely wasn't a joke, right?

03:26:48.020 --> 03:26:53.020
Because the thing that you have to understand is that if Riot didn't have a time machine,

03:26:53.020 --> 03:26:58.020
then how is it possible that sometimes you're going to have a smurf that's like 100% on rate,

03:26:58.020 --> 03:27:03.020
and then he just runs it down? Or you're going to have a guy that in every game that just drops 30 kills against you?

03:27:03.020 --> 03:27:09.020
Like the thing is that the time machine does actually exist, because Riot has billions of dollars, right?

03:27:09.020 --> 03:27:11.820
And we know that aliens are real, right?

03:27:11.820 --> 03:27:18.720
So it's not a far fetch to say that multi-billion dollar companies have been in contact with like aliens and stuff like that.

03:27:18.720 --> 03:27:22.320
So they're able to get technologies that the public doesn't have yet.

03:27:22.320 --> 03:27:29.720
So they can actually sit there and be able to like properly get things in their advantage. Does that make sense?

03:27:29.720 --> 03:27:32.420
Okay, got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, got it.

03:27:32.420 --> 03:27:34.220
Like, think of this right now.

03:27:34.220 --> 03:27:38.320
I'm leaning on your side. Like, I, I, Jack, we want to pull on this.

03:27:38.320 --> 03:27:43.920
Guys, we've heard Dante's is get so ran. Just run a poll you guys cast your boat. Do you believe in?

03:27:45.200 --> 03:27:47.840
Winners and losers here. That's it. Do you believe?

03:27:48.720 --> 03:27:52.240
Do you believe in winners slash losers cute? Do you believe run a poll?

03:27:54.640 --> 03:27:56.640
Let's see

03:27:59.120 --> 03:28:02.000
But that says, uh, what is your thoughts on game game three here?

03:28:02.400 --> 03:28:07.040
It looks like lions literally stomping them again. They have two dragons or no much weekend

03:28:07.040 --> 03:28:12.020
That's two dragons, right? Okay, I'll tell you what my thoughts are. Do you want to know my thoughts are yeah?

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If the losers queue didn't exist then it would mean jinxie that winners queue also doesn't exist

03:28:18.680 --> 03:28:21.520
But sometimes you're gonna be playing games up league, right?

03:28:21.520 --> 03:28:24.640
And you're gonna just go on a 20 game win streak does that make sense?

03:28:24.720 --> 03:28:29.260
So if you were I didn't go out to happen though, why haven't I gone on 20 game winning streak?

03:28:29.800 --> 03:28:34.000
Because you did jinxie and the thing is that right now you're paying for it with losers queue

03:28:34.000 --> 03:28:38.840
That's why you lost five in a row. You were the same exact player before the lost streak, right?

03:28:38.840 --> 03:28:43.640
As you were when you went on it. The only difference is that now you're paying for it, bro

03:28:43.640 --> 03:28:48.000
With a loser's cue because right said oh, Jaddy's having a bit too much fun

03:28:48.000 --> 03:28:52.080
Let's sit there and let's ruin his day and this is how it works. Do you understand?

03:28:52.080 --> 03:28:56.160
I think it's just because I'm not good enough to 1v9, but wait not that okay

03:28:56.440 --> 03:29:01.840
Let's continue this rant after else. Yes. All right. Okay. Okay, cuz you know remember like yeah

03:29:04.000 --> 03:29:06.000
Okay, alright, let's go.

03:29:15.000 --> 03:29:17.000
Okay, Jingxie. Two options.

03:29:17.000 --> 03:29:23.000
Option one is we can talk about the game. Option two is someone in your chat said,

03:29:23.000 --> 03:29:29.000
What exactly is Winner's Unbooster's Q? I want Don to explain that.

03:29:29.000 --> 03:29:33.580
So I'll let you choose should we do option one or option two

03:29:33.580 --> 03:30:03.420
Okay, I need to go use the restroom. I'll be back. Just please commentate the game and then we'll deep dive

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After we'll have like a whole you can get a notepad out and everything

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So guys the thing about it right now, okay is as we can see on red side, right?

03:30:18.060 --> 03:30:25.100
Their mid and their bot lane are only on to a combined on to so what that means is it means that there's a very good chance

03:30:25.540 --> 03:30:28.500
That before this final series started, right?

03:30:28.500 --> 03:30:35.500
Jose Diodo was actually on a win streak in League of Legends. So now what happens is,

03:30:35.500 --> 03:30:40.420
because Jose Diodo was on a win streak before the pro match started, Riot said,

03:30:40.420 --> 03:30:46.100
hey buddy, we heard you were enjoying yourself. So now he's getting the

03:30:46.100 --> 03:30:51.140
Riot enforced loser's cube so that he actually pays for the dependence of

03:30:51.140 --> 03:30:53.340
climbing an LP. Does that make sense?

03:30:58.500 --> 03:31:11.180
So, what's happening right now is that Lion vs Team Liquid, so Lion's up 4 kills, they're

03:31:11.180 --> 03:31:15.980
up about 1500 gold and they're also up 2 dragons.

03:31:15.980 --> 03:31:17.620
It's looking rough for Team Liquid.

03:31:17.620 --> 03:31:21.500
Because you guys have to understand that in competitive settings, it's not just about

03:31:21.500 --> 03:31:26.020
whether or not your team is winning or losing by a statistics standpoint, it's also about

03:31:26.020 --> 03:31:27.460
the mentality, right?

03:31:27.460 --> 03:31:30.720
And if blue is already in a position right now where they've won 2 in a row and now they're

03:31:30.720 --> 03:31:33.900
getting collapses off, they're sitting there, they're going crazy, then it's like it's

03:31:33.900 --> 03:31:38.760
at a point now where blue is playing, or red is playing, from a disadvantage even mentality

03:31:38.760 --> 03:31:40.160
wise, right?

03:31:40.160 --> 03:31:45.200
So as we can see, they're fighting on 2 fronts right now, but it looks like Lion is actually

03:31:45.200 --> 03:31:46.200
getting a bit caught.

03:31:46.200 --> 03:31:50.540
But Zircon Man she gets a trade con, so that's actually good.

03:31:50.540 --> 03:31:53.360
So why was that fight very important for them to win?

03:31:53.360 --> 03:31:57.440
Because now the thing is that red team can't even contest a dragon that just spawned.

03:31:57.440 --> 03:32:01.360
So as a result, Lyon's gonna be able to get third dragon, they secure crowd, and it's

03:32:01.360 --> 03:32:07.240
just gonna get to a point now where Inspired's lead, already being 3-0, gets even further,

03:32:07.240 --> 03:32:11.760
and then he also is gonna be able to get the third dragon too.

03:32:11.760 --> 03:32:17.240
So he actually gets off the dragon to try to kill the enemy mid laner, they end up getting

03:32:17.240 --> 03:32:19.760
it, and they get the support too!

03:32:19.760 --> 03:32:20.760
Wow!

03:32:20.760 --> 03:32:23.480
Wow, I would have never won for that call.

03:32:23.480 --> 03:32:24.480
Jesus.

03:32:24.480 --> 03:32:26.480
I would have just stayed on the dragon

03:32:30.000 --> 03:32:34.080
Interesting that that's actually very interesting. So what happens now is

03:32:34.960 --> 03:32:36.640
Inspired is able to secure the dragon

03:32:36.640 --> 03:32:40.600
So then they're probably just gonna play for resets and then they're gonna try to like reset lanes, right?

03:32:40.720 --> 03:32:43.600
Because right now baron's up in about seven seconds

03:32:43.720 --> 03:32:49.720
So their next play is gonna be that their support and their jungler are gonna try to get vision around topside

03:32:49.800 --> 03:32:52.320
So that they can actually set up for the Baron

03:32:52.320 --> 03:32:57.060
because remember guys it's all about all C and the thing is that solo queue

03:32:57.060 --> 03:33:02.040
isn't that much different from pro play in terms of like your intentions right

03:33:02.040 --> 03:33:05.880
because if your intention is to get objectives in solo queue it's gonna be

03:33:05.880 --> 03:33:09.520
the same in pro as well you know so now what blue is gonna do is they're gonna

03:33:09.520 --> 03:33:12.240
try to just like hold waves and then they're gonna look to structure more

03:33:12.240 --> 03:33:20.320
towards the baron vision right okay so now as we can see they're starting to get

03:33:20.320 --> 03:33:25.480
turrets are really shutting the enemy team out right now and yeah listen the

03:33:25.480 --> 03:33:29.000
thing about it guys is it really looks like a lion before the game starts was

03:33:29.000 --> 03:33:32.880
able to get their uber eats orders in because since they got their uber eats

03:33:32.880 --> 03:33:37.880
orders in they were able to not feed but rather get fed so that's the reason why

03:33:37.880 --> 03:33:41.320
uber eats very important if you actually want to win your games don't forget

03:33:41.320 --> 03:33:49.480
about it all right so now what's happening looks like right now blue is

03:33:49.480 --> 03:33:54.600
just structuring around mid lane. They're looking for a flank, but the reason my red team's comp is so

03:33:54.600 --> 03:34:00.440
horrible is because their only real engage is going to be Rakan, right? Because they don't have any

03:34:00.440 --> 03:34:05.800
engage outside of that except like maybe Shyvana. And the thing is that their engage is so telegraphed

03:34:05.800 --> 03:34:10.280
that it's impossible for blue to really die to it as long as their team is playing well.

03:34:11.800 --> 03:34:15.560
And Berserker is one of the best ADCs in the entire region, so it's like

03:34:15.560 --> 03:34:19.560
He's not going to get caught before he's able to dash away, right?

03:34:19.560 --> 03:34:22.560
Especially considering the fact that he also has a Lulu with him.

03:34:22.560 --> 03:34:28.560
Okay, so, wow. We might have to non-X, quit after that one.

03:34:28.560 --> 03:34:32.560
So, quit, takes the Herald, and then just dashes into the wall.

03:34:32.560 --> 03:34:36.560
So right now, Jose De Odo is saying to himself, he's like, damn, dude, why did I sit there?

03:34:36.560 --> 03:34:39.560
And why did I cue those four games off-stream?

03:34:39.560 --> 03:34:43.560
Like, yeah, I'm up 100LP now, but my mid laner is sitting there running into walls with Herald

03:34:43.560 --> 03:34:49.680
to us with Harold instead of taking the turrets. So now, like, Jose, you're doing a good job

03:34:49.680 --> 03:34:51.840
casting, I checked in on the stream.

03:34:51.840 --> 03:34:55.760
Yep. So I was saying, Jynxie, do you want to know the reason why Red Team is losing

03:34:55.760 --> 03:34:56.760
right now?

03:34:56.760 --> 03:35:01.240
Um, no, no, yeah, why, why, sorry. Yeah, Spice Red Team losing.

03:35:01.240 --> 03:35:05.680
So the reason why is because Jose DiOto went on a win streak off stream. So because of

03:35:05.680 --> 03:35:08.680
that, we're leaving.

03:35:08.680 --> 03:35:11.100
Yon tries to escape, stay alive for now.

03:35:11.100 --> 03:35:13.100
Inspire still has the wild growth.

03:35:13.100 --> 03:35:14.600
Team will put some of them to the way.

03:35:14.600 --> 03:35:16.100
Not the main to the tie.

03:35:16.100 --> 03:35:17.940
Our team's slow at the end.

03:35:17.940 --> 03:35:19.940
So it looks like they're actually going for the fight now.

03:35:19.940 --> 03:35:23.440
So don't forget, any fight that they go for right now.

03:35:23.440 --> 03:35:24.940
I'm from Bowen.

03:35:24.940 --> 03:35:28.100
I loaded up your stream during the game,

03:35:28.100 --> 03:35:29.800
and it's just the hydraulic press.

03:35:33.300 --> 03:35:34.480
Did I help you know?

03:35:34.480 --> 03:35:38.180
My entire chat is there are just people raiding the hydraulic

03:35:38.180 --> 03:35:40.180
press out of time

03:35:52.820 --> 03:35:59.540
So now what's happening, okay, so Jim see both teams are gonna be playing around the bar now, right?

03:35:59.540 --> 03:36:01.540
Wait, am I lacking?

03:36:01.540 --> 03:36:03.540
Am I lacking or no?

03:36:03.540 --> 03:36:06.540
You're she-missing, but you're a browser was.

03:36:06.540 --> 03:36:09.540
So now both teams are going to be playing around the baron.

03:36:09.540 --> 03:36:13.540
So that's what we're going to see right now is in league.

03:36:13.540 --> 03:36:15.540
Remember how I said that the game was played on a job?

03:36:15.540 --> 03:36:18.540
I'm speaking, but this is over. Zippy mob, coach.

03:36:18.540 --> 03:36:21.540
Lion has three dragons with 5k more gold spent.

03:36:21.540 --> 03:36:24.540
This is wrapped, right?

03:36:24.540 --> 03:36:27.540
Yeah, so this is how many you want to talk about other stuff.

03:36:27.540 --> 03:36:31.760
No, but like you agree right like this it's it's done

03:36:31.760 --> 03:36:39.500
It's eight kills to zero kills three dragons to zero dragons and five K more gold spent like the commentating is cute and all

03:36:39.500 --> 03:36:46.760
But hey like I'm here to like it's like Dion Sanders putting his hand on Travis Hunter's shoulder like it's done

03:36:46.780 --> 03:36:48.780
Let this go

03:36:50.780 --> 03:36:56.160
It's over jingsy jingsy I want you to type this in your chatter you ready? Yeah

03:36:57.540 --> 03:37:04.540
look in the discord thing looking just like that looking now okay so it's not

03:37:04.540 --> 03:37:10.180
out of a cent over but don't test is this like 95% over yeah yeah it is like

03:37:10.180 --> 03:37:14.740
because the thing is that at this point red also has like a worst comp as well

03:37:14.740 --> 03:37:18.220
so they have a worse comp and their team is like also doing really bad as well

03:37:18.220 --> 03:37:23.180
wait you want me to type what user brother maths yeah type that why is this a

03:37:23.180 --> 03:37:30.180
chatter yeah just type it type it in your in your chat he typed

03:37:30.180 --> 03:37:36.100
John says answer this question bro to Chacho I need to know what winners and

03:37:36.100 --> 03:37:41.700
losers queue is what exactly is winners slash users queue you just do a second

03:37:41.700 --> 03:37:44.660
with me where you learned the game

03:37:44.660 --> 03:37:54.900
JX, some people feel like we haven't properly described what we're doing.

03:37:54.900 --> 03:37:55.900
No, I know.

03:37:55.900 --> 03:38:00.060
And Dantez, I want you to do a full debriefing on it right after LCS.

03:38:00.060 --> 03:38:01.060
Okay, okay.

03:38:01.060 --> 03:38:02.060
All right.

03:38:02.060 --> 03:38:06.180
Okay, so what's happening right now, okay, is that both Blue and Red Team are fighting,

03:38:06.180 --> 03:38:08.820
but the thing is that Red Team cannot engage on Blue.

03:38:08.820 --> 03:38:13.340
And the reason why is because they're ADC, right, is a champion that has dashes, and

03:38:13.340 --> 03:38:17.260
she also has an enchanter support that keeps her alive even better.

03:38:17.260 --> 03:38:22.460
So because of that, even though Jose was able to seal the dragon, they're still never going

03:38:22.460 --> 03:38:23.660
to win any fights ever.

03:38:23.660 --> 03:38:27.620
He's like, I'm going to be honest, Inspire is a really good jungler, but this game he's

03:38:27.620 --> 03:38:30.460
low key been getting smite mobbed.

03:38:30.460 --> 03:38:33.340
Now define what you mean by smite mobbed for the people in the chat.

03:38:33.340 --> 03:38:34.340
I don't read.

03:38:34.340 --> 03:38:36.700
It means that, watch, look at the dragon right now.

03:38:36.700 --> 03:38:37.700
Yeah.

03:38:37.700 --> 03:38:42.300
Both junglers seen his smite at 1400 to get it, but every single time, there have been

03:38:42.300 --> 03:38:49.380
three times where Jose has done a one-on-ones my battle with inspired and he's won every single time

03:38:51.660 --> 03:38:53.660
Yeah

03:38:53.660 --> 03:38:55.660
So that's why it's like

03:38:56.220 --> 03:39:00.020
Bro inspired us three dragons, but the kill counts 13 to 0 all right

03:39:00.020 --> 03:39:03.020
So doesn't it make it a lot easier to get dragons as a jungler if?

03:39:03.820 --> 03:39:07.740
Your team is just so over leveled and you can just group at the dragon every time

03:39:07.740 --> 03:39:13.500
like yeah I'm not controlling like it's easy to get dragons so like Jose

03:39:13.500 --> 03:39:18.820
actually like Jose is earning the dragons like he's behind every game yeah

03:39:18.820 --> 03:39:22.380
like and that's exactly what it is like it's cuz Jose right now is

03:39:22.380 --> 03:39:26.460
experiencing what it's like to have three losing lanes that's the problem yeah

03:39:26.460 --> 03:39:30.660
Jose Jose you're my goat bro Jose I don't know if you'll ever see this clip

03:39:30.660 --> 03:39:34.420
probably not hey you've impressed me tonight bro even though your team is

03:39:34.420 --> 03:39:40.580
losing every possible lane. They're literally 0-13 right now, Jose. You've impressed me, man.

03:39:42.420 --> 03:39:49.060
Okay, so, Jamesy, can I show you something? Yeah. So, you've seen today how good Jose is

03:39:49.060 --> 03:39:53.940
at the game, right? Yes, and he's still, it doesn't matter. Jose's playing so good and he can't win.

03:39:53.940 --> 03:39:58.900
Okay, I want you to open up my stream. Okay, I'm opening up your stream. Are you sure?

03:39:59.700 --> 03:40:03.220
Yes, trust me. Well, hold up, it's during the game. I don't think we can. I don't think we can

03:40:03.220 --> 03:40:08.860
during the game. I will be there in a second. I kind of got a glimpse of it. I will be there

03:40:08.860 --> 03:40:14.660
in a second. Somebody said, I don't say something. Loser is cute.

03:40:14.660 --> 03:40:22.300
The thing is right now, what Jose should do is he should walk mid and just smite every

03:40:22.300 --> 03:40:27.780
thing one of his victor's cannons. He should be saying, yo, quit. You're 0-5. How about

03:40:27.780 --> 03:40:32.020
quitting it? And then he's just smiting every single one of those cannons that appears.

03:40:32.020 --> 03:40:33.020
You know what I mean?

03:40:33.020 --> 03:40:35.700
Like, he needs to sit there, he needs to be like,

03:40:35.700 --> 03:40:38.220
Yee on, our chances of winning have gone

03:40:38.220 --> 03:40:39.860
Yee under the wall, bro.

03:40:39.860 --> 03:40:41.900
Because this is looking absolutely chocked

03:40:41.900 --> 03:40:43.300
why are you zero and three?

03:40:43.300 --> 03:40:45.620
Like, he's looking top, he's like, Morgan.

03:40:45.620 --> 03:40:48.380
Yeah, how about we get more better performances?

03:40:48.380 --> 03:40:50.820
Why are we losing lane versus rumble right now?

03:40:50.820 --> 03:40:52.340
Like, that's what he needs to be saying.

03:40:52.340 --> 03:40:53.660
Do you understand?

03:40:53.660 --> 03:40:55.820
Yeah, I feel like what a league team needs

03:40:55.820 --> 03:40:58.900
is you need one guy who's just kind of like a villain

03:40:58.900 --> 03:41:01.420
in your team, preferably your jungler.

03:41:01.420 --> 03:41:04.140
If this happens, bro, if your team's 0-15,

03:41:04.140 --> 03:41:05.820
somebody needs to become a villain

03:41:05.820 --> 03:41:08.380
for the betterment of the team.

03:41:08.380 --> 03:41:09.220
Do you want to be?

03:41:09.220 --> 03:41:09.720
Yeah.

03:41:09.720 --> 03:41:12.740
Yeah, it's like one benyama in the Spurs.

03:41:12.740 --> 03:41:13.300
You know what I mean?

03:41:13.300 --> 03:41:15.820
Yeah, exactly.

03:41:15.820 --> 03:41:16.320
All right.

03:41:16.320 --> 03:41:20.220
So by the way, chat, y'all want to know something?

03:41:20.220 --> 03:41:23.300
Guess how many games the Spurs had a double-digit lead in?

03:41:23.300 --> 03:41:24.220
Five.

03:41:24.220 --> 03:41:26.860
Guess how many games the Spurs lost?

03:41:26.860 --> 03:41:27.580
Four.

03:41:27.580 --> 03:41:29.940
Ba-ba-rat.

03:41:29.940 --> 03:41:33.940
Bro, the Spurs were winning every game of the series and they lost four of them.

03:41:35.540 --> 03:41:39.340
All five games, the Spurs had a double digit lead. Like, oh my God.

03:41:41.340 --> 03:41:44.140
Yeah, but just in double digit, just mean they could be up by 10 points.

03:41:44.540 --> 03:41:49.340
Yeah, but like they were up by 29 and lost. They were up by 19 and lost.

03:41:49.340 --> 03:41:51.540
Like it didn't match. Like they just could not end the game.

03:41:51.940 --> 03:41:54.440
They were winning in the third quarter in almost every game.

03:41:54.440 --> 03:41:55.740
They just could not end the game.

03:41:56.240 --> 03:41:58.240
Every game, so they pissed down their pants.

03:41:58.240 --> 03:42:02.080
Yeah, it's like when you're playing an iron right and you're gonna have the soul

03:42:02.080 --> 03:42:06.920
You're gonna have everything but then afterwards it happens is your team just plays the fights horribly and then you end up losing

03:42:06.920 --> 03:42:08.920
You know what I mean? Yeah, no, literally

03:42:11.000 --> 03:42:13.000
All right

03:42:13.560 --> 03:42:18.320
So now listen, okay

03:42:21.200 --> 03:42:23.200
Can see

03:42:24.080 --> 03:42:26.080
Okay

03:42:28.240 --> 03:42:35.200
Thank you. So it's happening right now, okay. It's that it is literally impossible for red side to win.

03:42:35.760 --> 03:42:41.840
And do you want to know the reason why? Well, I can tell you it's 15 kills to 0, right? I mean that's a big one.

03:42:44.320 --> 03:42:50.000
Yeah, but it's also because it is impossible for their ADC to die. Because like right now their ADC

03:42:50.000 --> 03:42:55.440
has a champion that can like get rid of all the CC from her and on top of it she also has dashes and

03:42:55.440 --> 03:42:59.540
everything so no matter what red team just tries doing like they lost like

03:42:59.540 --> 03:43:04.440
they should just ff it what's her name what's her name you know so you know her

03:43:04.440 --> 03:43:09.780
can't die if she's fed or something it's because you know her has abilities

03:43:09.780 --> 03:43:14.560
that allow her to dash right so if she can dash away and you try getting on

03:43:14.560 --> 03:43:21.360
top of her then she can just live you understand yes so now we gotta kill

03:43:21.360 --> 03:43:23.360
They got killed let's do a pizza party

03:43:24.520 --> 03:43:29.060
Well listen, it's a pizza party out dragon right now because blue team just got sold for that

03:43:29.600 --> 03:43:33.760
So for that one kill the blue team got dragon soul. Yep

03:43:36.880 --> 03:43:40.120
Hey, the announcer said every comeback starts with one kill, what do you think? I?

03:43:42.480 --> 03:43:45.440
Think that's her needs to check into a hospital dude

03:43:45.440 --> 03:43:50.580
This game is absolutely impossible to win right now like legitimately like they are

03:43:51.380 --> 03:43:59.000
11,000 gold up they have 14 kills up you have dragon soul they got Baron they have almost every turret on the board like

03:43:59.240 --> 03:44:05.960
Redside literally has two turrets at this point that guy's inhaling copium to level where it's like you remember how back in the day

03:44:05.960 --> 03:44:10.160
People used to inhale laughing gas and there was that whole epidemic. It's like right now

03:44:10.160 --> 03:44:14.860
That's like the copium tank like he just he can't even like function without it at this point

03:44:14.860 --> 03:44:15.860
You know what I mean?

03:44:15.860 --> 03:44:20.460
Yeah, this is out of all of the professional league games of League I've walked, which

03:44:20.460 --> 03:44:21.460
is only like seven.

03:44:21.460 --> 03:44:26.500
This is by far the most unwinnable out of reach game I've ever seen in my life.

03:44:26.500 --> 03:44:29.460
They have literally died one time out of sixteen exchanges.

03:44:29.460 --> 03:44:31.460
Like, I want to vomit.

03:44:31.460 --> 03:44:35.340
If I had this happen in League, I would have just shut up my PC and ended my stream.

03:44:35.340 --> 03:44:41.180
Yeah, no, like, right now what should happen, honestly, is Jose Di Oro should just press

03:44:41.180 --> 03:44:47.680
He should just like walk over to his midlaner's monitor and just leave the game right from his midlaner's PC

03:44:47.680 --> 03:44:50.360
Because at least if he leaves the game from his midlaner's PC

03:44:50.360 --> 03:44:54.840
He can just call an FF after three minutes, so he doesn't have to lose any LP. That's what I would do

03:44:54.840 --> 03:45:00.640
I'd be like yo guys this one is no LP it's protein there is no LP. They just play it out

03:45:02.760 --> 03:45:04.760
Even worse

03:45:05.880 --> 03:45:10.280
That's that's even worse because then it's like what's the risk fight at this point, you know what I mean?

03:45:10.280 --> 03:45:14.440
well I mean jab what is first place get an LCS like what's the first place

03:45:14.440 --> 03:45:19.940
prize probably a lot right do you actually want to know no yeah like

03:45:19.940 --> 03:45:28.600
actually what is the 2026 LCS spring money price gets like a hundred a

03:45:28.600 --> 03:45:39.040
thousand there is no money prize oh but they get MSI seeding yep

03:45:39.040 --> 03:45:42.600
They don't want to allow Jose the man with the magic smite key

03:45:42.600 --> 03:45:45.100
So, but do you want to know what the MFs are?

03:45:45.100 --> 03:45:47.100
Is that the best team in NA then right now?

03:45:47.340 --> 03:45:52.040
Well, they used to be one of the worst. The reason why they're one of the best now is because they have the best jungler

03:45:52.040 --> 03:45:55.040
They got inspired and that's all that matters. Like, they're...

03:45:55.040 --> 03:45:58.040
So, do you think best jungler in NA ever?

03:45:59.040 --> 03:46:00.040
Second best.

03:46:00.040 --> 03:46:01.040
Who's the first?

03:46:01.040 --> 03:46:03.040
You're talking to him.

03:46:05.040 --> 03:46:07.040
I can't put it.

03:46:09.040 --> 03:46:17.360
I give it like bro you're a master's player bro, you're a master's player like, what are you even

03:46:23.120 --> 03:46:26.720
What is the end game here you're in freaking masters

03:46:32.160 --> 03:46:35.600
Bro you're not better than inspired brother this guy's been pro for like 10 years

03:46:35.600 --> 03:46:39.600
Okay, well it's inspired, it's named Dottas.

03:46:39.600 --> 03:46:40.600
No.

03:46:40.600 --> 03:46:42.600
Then he's not the best.

03:46:42.600 --> 03:46:46.600
So, Dottas, what's going through Team Liquid's head right now?

03:46:46.600 --> 03:46:49.600
They're basically just sitting on their in-hips.

03:46:49.600 --> 03:46:54.600
What's going through their head is, damn, if this was a solo queue game, I would have

03:46:54.600 --> 03:46:57.600
FF'd about 15 minutes ago.

03:46:57.600 --> 03:47:01.600
So like, what is the chance of them winning?

03:47:01.600 --> 03:47:04.600
Because there has to be at least a 1% chance, right?

03:47:04.600 --> 03:47:06.600
Literally somebody's gonna see shots off

03:47:07.080 --> 03:47:10.600
Even if somebody's yeah, they can four be five this if one of them left one of the lines

03:47:13.280 --> 03:47:17.360
Maybe not maybe not no no because the thing is I'm telling you it's here

03:47:17.360 --> 03:47:21.400
Just like the ADC is on killable and she's full build when this happens

03:47:21.400 --> 03:47:26.040
It's like do you remember that one game yesterday you lost because the enemy ADC just like three tapped to you

03:47:26.040 --> 03:47:28.920
Like I was saying you need to update he said many didn't let me loss

03:47:28.960 --> 03:47:34.400
It's like that like it's at a point right now where you just can't win because the ADC is so fed that when

03:47:34.400 --> 03:47:36.920
80 C's got like him it's like there's something you can do

03:47:40.340 --> 03:47:42.660
Right, watch on the bottom right. Look at all this damage coming in

03:47:47.060 --> 03:47:52.080
Like the any but right now the blue team ADC was a generally sitting there and

03:47:53.080 --> 03:47:58.100
3v1ing though the blue side ADC was 1v3 winning the fight

03:48:01.360 --> 03:48:03.360
Wait they went back to back

03:48:04.400 --> 03:48:06.400
Yes, a champion.

03:48:06.400 --> 03:48:07.600
JNC, watch Ron.

03:48:07.600 --> 03:48:10.600
Yo, bro, you watch, you go watch Ron, bro.

03:48:10.600 --> 03:48:11.360
What?

03:48:11.360 --> 03:48:12.560
What?

03:48:12.560 --> 03:48:15.000
Watch Ron, you watch Ron.

03:48:15.000 --> 03:48:17.360
Why are you telling me to watch Ron?

03:48:17.360 --> 03:48:19.160
Like, bro, it's like when somebody told

03:48:19.160 --> 03:48:20.480
Lowe's to watch Flite.

03:48:20.480 --> 03:48:23.480
Yo, bro, I'm not going to watch, like, you watch him.

03:48:23.480 --> 03:48:24.640
What?

03:48:24.640 --> 03:48:26.080
They come back, they win.

03:48:26.080 --> 03:48:26.560
Okay.

03:48:26.560 --> 03:48:27.360
Game number two.

03:48:27.360 --> 03:48:29.800
JNC, do you all know what's going through Team Liquid's head

03:48:29.800 --> 03:48:30.120
right now?

03:48:30.120 --> 03:48:31.560
Wait, let me close out of the LCS.

03:48:31.560 --> 03:48:33.120
Yo, WLCS stream.

03:48:33.120 --> 03:48:37.760
Yo, big shout out LCS, big shout out team line.

03:48:37.760 --> 03:48:40.600
Big shout out LCS for the perms, man.

03:48:40.600 --> 03:48:43.360
And, fantastic.

03:48:43.360 --> 03:48:46.120
Yes, QDOTE, or what, the spring roll,

03:48:46.120 --> 03:48:48.360
Cordot, what was it, spring roll?

03:48:48.360 --> 03:48:49.680
Pagoda.

03:48:49.680 --> 03:48:51.440
Pagoda, spring roll, big ups.

03:48:51.440 --> 03:48:53.280
Yo, LCS, thank y'all for the perms,

03:48:53.280 --> 03:48:55.360
and we'll be seeing you at MSI.

03:48:55.360 --> 03:48:57.160
How about taking out the title?

03:48:57.160 --> 03:48:59.600
All right, Dantez, five?

03:48:59.600 --> 03:49:01.400
No, how about taking out the title?

03:49:03.120 --> 03:49:10.120
Wait on it.

03:49:10.120 --> 03:49:13.120
All right, it's out.

03:49:13.120 --> 03:49:17.120
Yo, Dantez, now can we get your explanation of Winner's Cue?

03:49:17.120 --> 03:49:18.120
Do you have a notepad?

03:49:18.120 --> 03:49:20.120
Dantez, do you have a notepad?

03:49:20.120 --> 03:49:22.120
You need to get the notepad out right now.

03:49:22.120 --> 03:49:27.120
No, but I want to see your, like, you can turn off the fucking...

03:49:27.120 --> 03:49:29.120
Dantez, turn off the fucking...

03:49:29.120 --> 03:49:31.120
What is it, bro?

03:49:31.120 --> 03:49:33.120
Hydraulic press.

03:49:33.120 --> 03:49:39.620
Jinxie, there is 60,000 kilos of force going on right now and the cement block is not moving.

03:49:39.620 --> 03:49:40.620
Do you understand how cr-

03:49:42.620 --> 03:49:43.620
Wait, did you see that?

03:49:43.620 --> 03:49:44.620
Do you want me to replay it?

03:49:44.620 --> 03:49:45.620
No!

03:49:45.620 --> 03:49:50.620
Dunfens, explain, explain Loser's Q and Winner's Q on a notepad.

03:49:50.620 --> 03:49:51.620
Explain it.

03:49:51.620 --> 03:49:54.620
Or OPGG, whatever you need to do, just give us examples.

03:49:55.620 --> 03:49:56.620
Okay.

03:49:56.620 --> 03:49:57.620
All right.

03:49:57.620 --> 03:49:58.620
Are you ready?

03:49:58.620 --> 03:50:04.820
Everybody lock the fuck in lock in let's go now. Okay, so

03:50:07.500 --> 03:50:12.740
There are two things on League of Legends you have a rank make text bigger make text bigger

03:50:17.340 --> 03:50:23.600
The chapter ain't got blinded they're saying my eyes go on dark mode dark mode dark mode

03:50:23.600 --> 03:50:25.840
What the fuck is so close?

03:50:25.840 --> 03:50:27.920
No, there was no dark mode.

03:50:27.920 --> 03:50:29.600
Settings.

03:50:29.600 --> 03:50:34.000
Wait, wait, settings scroll down to chat.

03:50:34.000 --> 03:50:35.680
Where is it?

03:50:35.680 --> 03:50:36.600
Maybe at the end.

03:50:36.600 --> 03:50:38.080
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:50:38.080 --> 03:50:38.600
Oh, thank god.

03:50:38.600 --> 03:50:39.680
All right, there we go.

03:50:39.680 --> 03:50:40.920
Chat, we got show.

03:50:40.920 --> 03:50:44.440
All right, so there are two things under Sun, OK?

03:50:44.440 --> 03:50:46.120
Bigger text, bigger text, bigger text.

03:50:46.120 --> 03:50:47.480
Not that.

03:50:47.480 --> 03:50:49.480
Oh, no, no, no, no.

03:50:49.480 --> 03:50:50.280
Go back to where you were.

03:50:50.280 --> 03:50:51.280
Back to where you were.

03:50:53.600 --> 03:50:59.520
this is good no it's not where you were go back to where you were where

03:50:59.520 --> 03:51:05.680
where right uh font font click the arrows now make it way bigger than 11

03:51:05.680 --> 03:51:10.080
way bigger why don't you make it 10 dipshit

03:51:10.080 --> 03:51:18.880
i want to make it 30 so make it 30 there there go go go go now go i know this is too big

03:51:18.880 --> 03:51:21.600
okay god damn it 24 24 24

03:51:23.600 --> 03:51:26.760
Uh, can I do 23? Sure. Oh, yeah.

03:51:26.760 --> 03:51:30.600
All right, now go. Go.

03:51:30.600 --> 03:51:34.920
So there are two things in the grid. We have rank and we have MMR.

03:51:34.920 --> 03:51:37.880
What's the difference between rank and MMR?

03:51:37.880 --> 03:51:43.480
So, let me explain it to you. Is MMR your skill and rank is your visual rank?

03:51:43.480 --> 03:51:48.520
No. So, I'm going to explain it to you using paint. Are you ready? Yeah.

03:51:48.520 --> 03:51:51.320
So imagine right now,

03:51:51.320 --> 03:51:58.680
We have this right when we win league games. Imagine we only win our rank goes like this, right? Yeah

03:51:59.800 --> 03:52:06.840
Well, you know how sometimes when you're winning games, you're gonna see that you gain more LP like in sub game 20 game 21

03:52:07.480 --> 03:52:11.560
Yeah, like sometimes I get 20 sometimes I get 21 sometimes I get 19

03:52:13.400 --> 03:52:17.440
Okay, so essentially right this is what happens

03:52:17.440 --> 03:52:27.640
In League, how it works is that your MMR is the hidden thing that decides how much LP you gain.

03:52:27.640 --> 03:52:33.160
And it's based off, right, it's based off your win rate. You understand?

03:52:33.160 --> 03:52:36.360
So the higher your win rate, the more MMR you gain and lose?

03:52:36.360 --> 03:52:42.160
No, the higher the win rate, the higher your MMR goes relative to your rank,

03:52:42.160 --> 03:52:46.800
which allows you to gain more LP. So what will happen is imagine we win as much as this, right?

03:52:46.800 --> 03:53:01.800
then maybe at this point, because the difference is only this, we're going to be gaining 21, but then over here, it's bigger, so maybe here, we're going to be gaining 23, here, it's big, so it's like we're gaining 25, right?

03:53:01.800 --> 03:53:11.800
Yes, because Riot is basically saying, this guy's win rate is so good, we need to get him out of here, so we're just going to give him a bunch of Velo to get him out of this rank, and then eventually he'll drop off because he's losing.

03:53:11.800 --> 03:53:17.800
Yes, exactly. And the same thing is true for when they think you don't deserve to be in the rank you're in.

03:53:17.800 --> 03:53:20.800
So let's say you're sitting down, you're losing a lot, right?

03:53:20.800 --> 03:53:27.800
So imagine for example, instead of the graph looking like this, it looks like this, right?

03:53:27.800 --> 03:53:30.800
Yeah, like for me, like I'm on a losing streak. That's me right now.

03:53:30.800 --> 03:53:34.800
So right now, this is what's happening to your MMR.

03:53:34.800 --> 03:53:41.800
So that's the reason why, before it's like you'd be minus 20, right, at this point, at this break-even point.

03:53:41.800 --> 03:53:45.800
But then, it got to a point where over here, now you're minus 22. You understand?

03:53:45.800 --> 03:53:46.800
Yes.

03:53:46.800 --> 03:53:54.800
Okay, perfect. So this is the basis for understanding on how we're going to describe what Winner's Unluxer's Queue is.

03:53:54.800 --> 03:54:00.800
So now let me explain to you, using Riot's own words, right, and using things that are publicly available,

03:54:00.800 --> 03:54:06.560
Why winners and losers Q exists and why it is not a cope and not a cop out, right?

03:54:07.760 --> 03:54:09.760
So let's talk about

03:54:10.760 --> 03:54:12.760
skill-based matchmaking

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There can be two types of matchmaking right you have skill-based and you have MMR based right

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So, MMR based means that if everyone is around the same MMR, you're going to be matched in the same lobbies.

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So, if you and Muda are both Bronze 3, right, and you're both gaining plus 20.

03:54:35.600 --> 03:54:41.600
Rodney I'm denied from Sumi University. Guys, I'm about to be 30! I don't care! I'm about to be 30!

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Continue.

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Okay, so imagine right now we have MMR based and we have skill based matchmaking, right?

03:54:48.600 --> 03:54:53.880
MMORPG means that as long as everyone is around the same rank, you can be matching the same

03:54:53.880 --> 03:54:54.880
game with each other.

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Got it, got it, got it.

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Which is the reason why, for example, you and Muda, if you guys were clearing at the

03:55:00.360 --> 03:55:03.640
same time and you were both bronze too, you'd be able to get in the same game.

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But I could never get into a game with a gold player, right?

03:55:06.520 --> 03:55:07.520
Exactly, because you're MMRS.

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But how is a Plat player able to be in a Grandmaster lobby?

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Because I understand a gold player can't be in a bronze lobby, but a Plat player can be

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in a GM Master lobby.

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does that make sense okay I'm gonna show you something even more fucked up than

03:55:22.420 --> 03:55:31.800
that are you watching yeah okay so in this game I lost at one point this was

03:55:31.800 --> 03:55:37.680
my ADC that was master 6 TLP right he has never been above diamond in his life

03:55:37.680 --> 03:55:41.920
and he has a negative win rate tell me right now why the fuck I had this

03:55:41.920 --> 03:55:49.420
complete reject versus a grandmaster 900 LP player with a 53% how is this

03:55:49.420 --> 03:55:55.120
possible? Time machine right? The time machine exactly because essentially what

03:55:55.120 --> 03:55:59.880
Riot does right is that people have a misconception on what Qtimes are for.

03:55:59.880 --> 03:56:05.480
People think that Qtimes are so that you can get in the same MMR based lobby

03:56:05.480 --> 03:56:11.600
when that isn't actually true. What's true is that the Qtimes are for you to

03:56:11.600 --> 03:56:16.360
get in the same skill-based lobby, right? So what this means, Jinxie, essentially?

03:56:16.360 --> 03:56:20.800
Wait, the Q time? You can tell what lobby you're about to be thrown into off of the

03:56:20.800 --> 03:56:26.680
fucking Q time. Yes. What? Wait, are you being serious? I'm being

03:56:26.680 --> 03:56:30.680
serious. Because the longer that your two times are, the more it is that Bright is

03:56:30.680 --> 03:56:34.280
trying to find the foremost disgusting retards ever to ruin your day.

03:56:34.280 --> 03:56:41.240
That's the reason why you got to chill, alright, you can do it.

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Okay, so what it is, Jynxie, is that Q-times are essentially there because Riot is saying,

03:56:47.240 --> 03:56:51.920
hey, we're going to spend as much time as we can so that we can ruin your game as well

03:56:51.920 --> 03:56:53.040
as possible.

03:56:53.040 --> 03:56:57.360
On the flip side, if you've lost a lot recently, we're going to try to actually make it so

03:56:57.360 --> 03:57:00.840
that you get the freest win ever, right?

03:57:00.840 --> 03:57:04.840
So it's like your boots get in the backpack because the door is going to carry, right?

03:57:04.840 --> 03:57:08.000
And that's the iron one midlaner that has a 9-9% one, right?

03:57:08.000 --> 03:57:10.600
That's just putting you in his backpack 1v9 in the game.

03:57:10.600 --> 03:57:14.460
But then other times it's like swipe or no swiping because you have some guy that's

03:57:14.460 --> 03:57:16.480
in QDU in three months, right?

03:57:16.480 --> 03:57:22.640
And he's playing from his brother's PC, from some like, from a discotech in South Sudan,

03:57:22.640 --> 03:57:26.080
and he has 900 ping, and now you have a 0% chance to win.

03:57:26.080 --> 03:57:27.080
Do you understand?

03:57:27.080 --> 03:57:28.240
I got it.

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So if there's a five minute queue time and you're on a winning streak, you're probably

03:57:35.400 --> 03:57:39.280
going to get a disgusting piece of shit on your team.

03:57:39.280 --> 03:57:43.160
If there's a five minute queue time and you're on a losing streak, you're probably going

03:57:43.160 --> 03:57:45.160
to get a god team.

03:57:45.160 --> 03:57:46.160
Exactly.

03:57:46.160 --> 03:57:48.120
This is exactly right.

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And the reason why, it just makes sense if you think about it logically.

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So there have been leaked patents.

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I'm not kidding you, by the way, that I've ridden.

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You swear to God.

03:57:58.640 --> 03:57:59.640
I swear to God, yes.

03:57:59.640 --> 03:58:06.880
There were leaked patterns from Riot that show that they've actually patented skill-based

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matchmaking and a certain type of it.

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It's a little patent.

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It's publicly available.

03:58:11.440 --> 03:58:12.440
You can find it.

03:58:12.440 --> 03:58:17.160
People went in and they actually found this not too long ago, only a few months ago.

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So Riot has actually patented some form of skill-based matchmaking.

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It isn't the entire concept, but it's a specific.

03:58:24.480 --> 03:58:26.080
Put it up in front of us.

03:58:26.080 --> 03:58:28.360
I want to see what they said, put it up.

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All right, let me find it from the, from the mouth of the horse.

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I want to see it.

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I want to see what they said.

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They patented SBMM, their type of SBMM.

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It's called engagement based matchmaking.

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Cause this is a full-blown investigation right now.

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All right, here we go.

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So let's look at Reddit.

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So the actual evidence behind why matchmaking feels manipulated

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writes patent and the UCLA EOMM paper.

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So over here, this guy talks about this,

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because obviously me and you, we're not going to sit there

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and we're not going to read it.

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So we're going to have other people do that for us.

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So now, you guys have to read the paper from UCLA

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about engagement-optimized matchmaking.

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It outlines how modern games use back-end data

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to maximize the time you spend playing,

03:59:20.920 --> 03:59:23.540
rather than just giving you a fair scale base match.

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But what pisses me off is looking at Brite's

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actual matchmaking patent that was renewed

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just 14 months ago, right?

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You look specifically at figures seven and eight

03:59:31.900 --> 03:59:34.460
of the patent because the documentation is damning.

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The patent literally outlines the system's

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exact flow in figure seven stating it will,

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curie behavioral data from your user profile database.

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What does that mean?

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So what it means is you remember when everyone said

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That was a schizo because I was talking about how, for example, if you have a guy that plays

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hyper aggressive and never wards, he's going to play against a guy that always ganks and

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stuff like that.

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Yeah.

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Riot has ways to determine this behavior on the back end so that they can match people

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with and against other people that align better or worse with their preferences to better

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fix games from before the game actually starts.

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Do you understand?

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This would basically be tying back into the time machine then, time machine theory.

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Yes, yes, like Jinxie, the time machine is actually a real thing, but it's just not what you think it is.

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It's not a portal that brings you 30 minutes into the future.

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It's something where Riot says, I'm going to match a jungler that flames his team when his top laner dies,

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with a top laner that dies a lot early, and then I'm also going to put on their same team a bot lane,

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that when everything goes to shit,

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they're gonna start tilting

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and they're gonna leave the game as well.

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And they're gonna be against the entirety of T1

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in terms of cohesion that never tilt,

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never get mad and always win the lanes.

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This is literally exactly what it is, right?

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So let's keep reading, right?

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And then create player matches for a game session

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based at least in part on behavioral data.

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Figure 8 takes it a step further and thought out says the system will calculate personality

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categories for each player.

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This is legit.

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Yes.

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Jinxie, this was a renewed patent that's publicly available.

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Calculate personality categories for each player.

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So what this means is for example, imagine we sit there and we have a guy that's toxic,

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right?

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He's toxic and he gets mad.

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What Riot's going to do is they're going to be like, hey, if you're toxic and you're

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going to get mad, we're going to match you with other people that are toxic and that

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get mad.

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And we're just going to make entire teams of you, which is the reason why being toxic

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in League of Legends, unironically, is going to tank your winrate because Riot tries to

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match people that have similar behavior characteristics with each other, almost as like a punishment.

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So it's like, oh, you want to spam ping your team when they end you?

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Fun.

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We're going to give you a top laner that does the exact same thing. Enjoy, right? So this is literally what happens, right?

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So this is absolutely insane. I did not even notice.

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So read what this says here, right? People try to debunk losers by posting statistical analysis of raw win-loss streaks across thousands of counts.

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But that completely misses the point.

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analysis or analysis is this is analysis is this is okay continue okay so if the

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algorithm is doing its job perfectly the raw and lost data will look

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statistically normal while the actual match quality is artificially

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manipulated based on your unique behavior profile to keep you hooked so what

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this means you can see right and the thing is that you can actually tell

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this just from a standard standpoint. Over the course of years, what has Riot done?

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They have made it easier to rank up. They may get started when the season starts, right?

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You don't have to worry about promotional series anymore. Because back in the day, Jinxie,

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do you want to know how long it used to take you to climb?

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Hello.

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Oh, you actually want me to give you like the rundown?

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Yeah.

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Okay. So let me show you this. Back in the day, if you wanted to climb, every division

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in the game had five tiers, right?

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So for example, bronze five, bronze four, bronze three.

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Now there's four.

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Yeah, we're gonna get into it more though.

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Bronze one, right?

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And then afterwards, you would go to silver, right?

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The worst five I've ever seen in my life.

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JC, fuck this.

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I'm focusing so I continue.

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Okay, so back then,

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you need about 100 LP between each rank, right?

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So what's the same as kicking from bronze five

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to bronze four?

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How much is it now?

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No, no, no, but it wasn't just that.

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It was that back in the day,

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there was something called the promo series, right?

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Where you would enter something when you hit 100 LP

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that was called your promos.

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And what this would be is you would have to win

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two out of three of your next three games

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in order to promote to bronze three.

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And if you lost two out of your three games,

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then you stay Bronze 5.

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Now it goes a step further, Jeng-Ci,

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because you know how nowadays,

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if you're Bronze 4, 99 LP and you win a game,

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you go to Bronze 3, 19 LP?

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Yeah.

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Back in the day, the way it used to work

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is if you would win, right?

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Imagine you would win both games.

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You would promote to Bronze 3, 0 LP.

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If you would lose both games, right?

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you would actually go down to bronze four, 60 LP.

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So what would happen was is that back in the day,

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climbing used to feel almost impossible

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because promos were designed to keep people stuck, right?

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So it would take you 100 LP

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and then it would also take the promo series.

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So to go from bronze five to bronze four, seven wins, right?

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Oh my God, oh my God.

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And then even when you get it, you're at zero LP.

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Exactly. So to go from bronze for the bronze three, seven wins. To go from three to two, seven wins.

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To go to two to one, seven wins. To go to bronze one, to silver, eight wins.

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And the reason why it was eight is because when you would get to your division one to promote the next tier,

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now it's a five game series, not a three game series.

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series. So before 36 wins positive to get from bronze five to silver if you were getting

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20 a game. Yes. So oh my God. So back in the day it was 35 wins, GenC. If you wanted to

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go from bronze to silver without dropping a game, it's 35. And I want you to also understand

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that with promos, right, it made it so that if you're sitting there and you're losing

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a lot of games, then you're tanking way lower because when you go to 0 LP, you're going

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to demote.

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If you go to Bronze to 0 LP, you demote it on your next game.

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But then if you demote, you need to win four games in order to promote again, because they

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would demote you to 75 LP, but you gain 20 a win.

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So it means that you need two wins to get back in your promos and two more to promote.

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So back in the day, GenC, falling from bronze to bronze 3 isn't just let me win one game.

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It was now you have to win or do you follow?

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Yeah, holy shit.

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Okay, so now it gets even crazier.

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Are you ready?

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Yeah.

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Okay, so now the reason why that's crazy.

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By the way, I'm loading on my league while you're doing this rant.

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Okay, perfect.

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So the reason why it gets crazier is because back in the day, how many ranks did we used

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to have?

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We had bronze, silver, gold, platinum, emerald, diamond, and then masters.

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Yep.

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I got permanently banned on League of Legends.

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What?

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I swear to God I'm not trolling.

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What do you mean you got permanently banned?

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review found that this account was transferred between players well is it

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because I'm on a new PC I know ironically it it could be all right hit up one of

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your ride contacts like a DM a DM us just say that you you got a band like I'm

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non-king it actually could be like wait wait no Jyncey are you sure you're on the

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right account? But Jinxy, no, no, because you might have logged into your old

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account. Do you remember my platinum account? The one that was platinum? No,

04:08:10.720 --> 04:08:14.400
yeah, the one that was silver. Maybe you tried logging into that one. Are you

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sure you've logged into the Jinxy MVP one? I didn't log in. I just loaded up

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league. I just loaded up league. Exactly. Yes, exactly. Yeah, that's why. That's

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I thought I got her my god

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Okay, so I just signed back into my riot have eyes

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Let me check my no bad. Oh no, bro false alarm boys. Holy shit. I thought I got permanent

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Oh, no, we're gonna see. Yeah, what's up, don't test.

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Check Twitter. It just got leaked. What got leaked on Twitter?

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Your cock bro, wait, do you want to hear the conspiracy theory?

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JNC. Oh yeah that's the wrong shit. Sign out of that.

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JNC what if Riot sent one of their agents to log into that old account on this new PC

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Just so that it would distract you from hearing what I'm saying to prevent the expose from taking place.

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Do you understand what if you have early onset schizophrenia, bro?

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Listen, all I'm going to say is your brain, bro.

04:10:15.000 --> 04:10:21.960
No, but Jensie, like you don't understand, bro, we still need like you still don't understand the full extent of losers.

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That's the thing. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, don't ask. Can you try to like fully explain losers to you though, please? Okay. Okay. Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you opening my streams?

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No, I can't live your stream right now. Wait, let me hold up. He's signing into the account really quick. One moment. Okay. Save this gets running up for two minutes. Okay.

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Two minutes. He's signing in one sec. One sec.

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Gotta charge my phone anyways.

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Guys, I hope this works, then I can charge my phone.

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My phone's about to die.

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Okay, that should work.

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Please work.

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Wait, let's look at the Francis.

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Francis is different? Nice!

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Okay, we're good.

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All right.

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All right, you can show three.

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I'm gonna hang up.

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All right, John, does one sec.

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Okay.

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Loser's Q algorithm has a minimum impact below Master's to be completely fair.

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Wrong.

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The impact is never minimal because you're always...

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Can you give like a closing statement on winners of Loser's Q?

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Should we just do it while I'm Qing?

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Dude, Jinxie, can you just take 10 minutes, bro, to learn?

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Yeah, bro, you can talk to me. I want to play I'm addicted to the game, bro

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Yeah, wait wait, I'll make it fast, but you need a listen. I'm listen. I'm a sort of god

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I'm listening. I'm listening to everything you said. Okay, so listen and don't fucking keep up yet

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So back in the day it used to take 35

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Games in order for you to promote, right? Okay

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Nowadays it's only bronze for three two one to sub a right. So we remove this so it takes five wins here

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10, 15, 20. So nowadays instead of taking 35 wins, it takes 20, right? Yeah. Okay, perfect.

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The reason why this is so important is it because it shows you right's intention with

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what they've done with the game. Okay. So to be completely fair, right? Do you want me

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to sit here and also show you how many games it takes to go from the lowest rank in the

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game for the highest as well. How many? Like a thousand, eight hundred, six hundred, four

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hundred, three hundred? No, no, no, no. Watch this. So back in the day, we used to have

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bronze, silver, gold, platinum, diamond, masters, right? And every single one takes 35 wins.

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So that's one, two. Back in the day, there was no challenger.

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No, no, there was, but I'm just going, like, lowest to master's, just to make it easy.

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Okay.

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So back in the day, right, it was one, two, three, four, five, right?

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So let's do some quick maths.

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What's 35 times five?

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I don't know.

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I'm not even kidding.

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It's okay.

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It's 175, right?

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Okay.

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So it's 175.

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So that's how many games it took, wins, for you to go from the lowest rank in the game

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to the highest rank.

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What does this mean?

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What does this mean?

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I'll show you in a second.

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Nowadays we have iron and we also have emerald, right?

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So we have two more, but it only takes 20 games.

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What's the point of adding iron into the game?

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What was the point of that?

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I'll explain it in a second, right?

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So nowadays it's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

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times 20? 140. So, to go from the lowest rank in the game to the highest rank now, it takes

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35 games less, 20% less games, right? So, Jinxie, what incentive could Riot have in order to

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making it so that it takes less games to rank up? It takes less games to go from one division

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to the next. It takes less games to go from one rank to the next, and it takes less games

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to go from the lowest rank in the game to the highest. What incentive could Ride have

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for this? Talk to me.

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To keep you addicted to the game, to keep you ranking up, to keep you spending money,

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to keep you playing the game.

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Yes, because if it's easier for you to ride...

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Wait, stop! You just turned on dark mode on your notepad.

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Yeah.

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Go to settings.

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Same thing.

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Thank God.

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All right, continue.

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Because the thing is, Jinxie, that if it's you sitting there, right, and if it's you sitting

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there and feeling like you're improving constantly, then you're going to want to play the game

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more. If you feel like you're ranking up faster, if you feel like you're getting past ranks

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faster, like the game is coming naturally to you faster, then you're going to want to

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play more, right? So we're identifying now that over the course of years, Riot has changed

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the matchmaking or the ranking system to be easier to rank up, correct?

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Yep. Yep.

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Just stop there.

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So back in the day, what you have to do is the day that you sit there and you actually make a new account,

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I knew you'd be pacing when I went to your stream.

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So the way it used to work, Jamesy, is that you would have to sit there and you would have to play 10 games to get a rank, right?

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And then that rank after 10 games is the rank that you start your climb off on.

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Nowadays, it's your first game.

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first game. After your first game, your first game, you sit there and you already saw it

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with the rank. So your first 10 games you're already making improvement, right? And it's

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the same thing when it comes to like when this new season starts. When a new season

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starts, you're going to sit there and you're also going to be feeling like you're improving

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faster. Because if I end a season, Emerald won, right? And the next season I start off

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and I place Platinum 1, right, and I see after two games I'm already emerald, then what do I want to do?

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I want to play more. Now it doesn't just stop there, Jinxie, because we also need to remember

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that over the course of years, what else has Riot introduced? They've also introduced massively

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inflated LP games, where nowadays for the first like 50 games that you play, you get plus 30 minus 10.

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So it also makes it so that within the first one month of you starting out, you can literally blow

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past your past season peak rank by like 1000 LP. I'm not even kidding you. So what Biden's done over

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the years is they've made it easier to rank up, they've made it more visually accessible for you

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to feel like you're improving, they've made it a lot less game requiring, and they've also removed

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a lot of frustration in the ranking process, right? Because they remove promos. And all

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this is done with what intention? It's done with a different approach to the ranking system.

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So back in the day, listen, the way it used to work is that why it used to think that

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if the game was hard to climb in, you would want to play more because now you want to

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become the best. Over the course of years with companies like Fortnite coming out and

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all of these people, Marvel rivals, whatever,

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taking away their players,

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they said, let's try a different approach.

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We're gonna make it more accessible for new players

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to feel like they're improving.

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So we can actually get more new players

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instead of just catering to our old players, right?

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And you can see this as well

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and how the game has been dumbed down.

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They've removed a lot of active items.

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They've removed a lot of mechanics in the game.

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So they've made a lot of things easier.

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So the reason why they added an iron

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is to make the dumb-dumbs feels like smart smarts

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by getting them to bronze?

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Exactly, yes.

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They added iron so that the people that were stuck

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in bronze for years would nowadays be booted up the ranks,

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right?

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And even if they weren't, they'd be like, well,

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at least I'm not iron, right?

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It's like imagining, see, you're the kid in the class

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that gets a C on every test.

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So then, what the principal does is they're like, fuck,

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this guy's dad, he gives us all the money.

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So let's just import a kid from another school

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that gets a D on every test, so he doesn't feel like he's the biggest dipshit.

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You understand?

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Don't stand in my game!

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Wait, what?

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Can I Q, sir? Sir!

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Wait! Wait!

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This is important!

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You can Q in two minutes. Wait, I'm almost done.

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So, Jinxi, with all of this being shown to you right now,

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with you knowing that over the course of years,

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The ranking system has become easier to climb in, with you knowing now that Riot also made

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systems easier for casual players to become better at the game.

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Would it be crazy if I said that if they're willing to make the ranking system easier

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to motivate people to play, that maybe they're also willing to manipulate the matchmaking

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to achieve that same effect?

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Would I be crazy if I said that?

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No, you would not be crazy at all.

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Exactly.

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And that's why Jin see people that are going to sit there like double if that first they're

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going to be like, oh, Loser's Crew doesn't exist, ha ha, it's whatever.

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They take the Reddit safe approach because they know that if they say that then everyone's

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going to be like, see this guy says it's not real, at least he's not coping.

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They think they're like the chads by saying it.

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It's almost like you have one guy that's like, oh, don't worry guys, I'll take on the army

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by myself.

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And then he just runs into battle naked just to show that he's like the cool guy.

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But everyone that's smart is like, yo, this is full of shit.

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One of the fuck am I running in the coliseum against nine lions, three elephants, four

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centaurs, 19 midget riding zebras, right?

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Four spearmen, four ax-flowers, keen coliseum warriors, three fucking centurions, though,

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19 military...

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Right?

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They're like, why would I do that, right?

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And the thing is, that by people saying that, now they're going to cause copers.

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They're going to say, oh, you're coping, you're skit, so you're crazy, you're this, you're

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that, right?

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Yeah, dude, I'm fucking crazy.

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I'm so fucking crazy, dude.

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I'm so crazy that I can identify, identify the trends and the traits, right, that are

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observable to anybody that sees, right, and that with these trends and traits, we can

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make analysis and be able to actually sit there and identify constraints that they are

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limited by, and also vulnerabilities that they're willing to expose! Do you understand it?

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Yes, sir. I understand. So the thing is, James, see that when it comes to this, right, we know that

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they make the ranking system easier. We know that they make the, the, the, the, the, the, the

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traditional system easier. We know that they make the promo system easier. We know that they make

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the game more accessible. We know that they've added game modes like Swift Play to make the game

04:21:16.640 --> 04:21:21.360
feel easier to play as well, to make it quicker. So if all of these things are true, then why would

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they take the one thing, the one most important thing, which is matchmaking, and why wouldn't

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they manipulate that as well?

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They're willing to manipulate our perception of rank.

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They're willing to manipulate our perception of skill ceilings.

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And now you're telling me that they're not willing to manipulate the game quality itself?

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I don't think so.

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There are sites out there that can literally identify who's on a hot streak, who's on a

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Cold Street, who's dropping 20 kills every game, who's inting, who one tricks this champion,

04:21:53.040 --> 04:21:58.080
one tricks that champion, and you're telling me that we don't think any of this, any of

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this is taken into account when matching our games?

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You're telling me it's fucking crazy that I'm a schizophrenic, that I should be locked

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up because I'm identifying this?

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Jinxie, there are some times where I sat there and I'll never forget, and I would have a

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fizz one trick on my team a fizz one trick no one plays fizz and he randomly

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plays against somebody that bans fizz as a team and now that guy is 0 and 10 on

04:22:25.920 --> 04:22:30.280
my team because he's first-timing milio mid and it's just supposed to be a

04:22:30.280 --> 04:22:34.560
coincidence well I'm sitting there in my hechrom one trick right and I have

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someone on the enemy team that gets first pick and whenever they get first

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pick they first pick hechrom and you're telling me that it's just a coincidence

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said this is happening, that it's just something that's like by chance?

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Really?

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Think about it!

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Why do you as a bronze player have 30 to 45 second chew times?

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We could find you games, Sinly!

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Why is it that when you and Muda were chewing up, it took you guys a while to find games

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and you guys wouldn't find the same games when you were in the same rank?

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Why?

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Why?

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Ask yourself why, why, why, why, why?

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If what Doublelift was saying was true and it's all MMR based matchmaking,

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then why were you and Muda not getting the same lobby when you chewed at the exact same time?

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Why? Impossible, impossible, right?

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The reason why is because it is not MMR based, it is still based.

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There are patents, there are behavioral traits that are put into the matchmaking.

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So the next time that you have a cock stuck on your team that goes 0-10, you don't think

04:23:50.400 --> 04:23:51.400
to yourself, right?

04:23:51.400 --> 04:23:53.920
Don't think to yourself, oh, I guess I just got a monkey.

04:23:53.920 --> 04:23:55.160
No, no, no, no.

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There's a guy behind his PC right now, Jynxy, and he's just waiting for you to queue up.

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He's saying, oh, Jynxy thinks he's getting out of this five-name wall street today?

04:24:03.080 --> 04:24:08.780
Well, would suck for him if he got a first-time fist support running down his fucking game.

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And he's gonna put you in a queue long enough until he can identify through behavioral characteristics

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that one motherfucker that's willing to do just that so that your five-game lawsuit goes to six.

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Do you understand?

04:24:24.580 --> 04:24:25.580
Yes, coach.

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Thank you.

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I'm gonna queue, okay?

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And now, you can too, but do you want me to show you the final test that is going to make you view everything different?

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Yeah, one second. Give me 15 seconds.

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Chad, I think that does not look okay.

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It's not crazy, bro. I'm not crazy. I swear I'm not crazy.

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It's like anybody that just views it with like the fucking the fucking like the fucking like

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Thoughts the knowledge the experience like everybody everybody would agree everybody would agree if you said that right if you said

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Then you see all these things. How can you disagree?

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Look at the fucking chart man. Look at the chart five seven seven seven seven eight

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BBB five four three two one thirty five to twenty one seven five one forty

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How can we ignore these things like to think about provisionals? Why did we go from 10 games to 5 and provisionals?

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Why did we go from having to play a full set of provisionals to now only having to play one game for a placement rank?

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Think about it think about it guys like it's not fucking crazy. It's not it like oh he's crazy. He's get so am I doing?

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Let me tell you they're gonna call you a schizophrenic when you challenge the higher ups and that's fucking facts

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When you sit there and you say, hold on a second, things don't line up here, then they're going to call you a schizo-frenic.

04:25:58.740 --> 04:26:05.740
They're going to call you a conspiracy theorist. They're going to say that you belong in a fucking ward.

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They're going to come up to you and they're going to tell you, look, this doctor's telling you the sky is green. What color do you see?

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see and if you say blue they're gonna tell you you're a fucking crazy person

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and they're gonna make everyone around you laugh at you they're everyone around

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you they're gonna sit there they're gonna think you're crazy too they're gonna

04:26:24.820 --> 04:26:30.060
say look at this crazy guy look at this crazy guy he's trusting his eyes he's

04:26:30.060 --> 04:26:34.940
not trusting the words coming out of the people that have

04:26:34.940 --> 04:26:36.940
He's just in his eyes!

04:26:36.940 --> 04:26:38.940
He's just in his eyes!

04:26:38.940 --> 04:26:40.940
And you're going to say you're fucking crazy!

04:26:40.940 --> 04:26:42.940
Really?

04:26:42.940 --> 04:26:46.940
Because of people that have special interests and

04:26:46.940 --> 04:26:48.940
interests to protect, right?

04:26:48.940 --> 04:26:52.940
By saying things that go against what you know to

04:26:52.940 --> 04:26:54.940
believe is true, right?

04:26:54.940 --> 04:26:56.940
You're going to be a schizo because of that?

04:26:56.940 --> 04:27:00.940
Well, dude, then I guess I'm a fucking schizo.

04:27:00.940 --> 04:27:02.940
You know what I mean?

04:27:02.940 --> 04:27:05.120
I mean, like, think about it, guys.

04:27:05.120 --> 04:27:06.860
Just think about it.

04:27:15.380 --> 04:27:17.620
People stream snipe then.

04:27:26.620 --> 04:27:28.820
Do you talk about dog food?

04:27:28.820 --> 04:27:30.020
And your phone just turned off.

04:27:30.020 --> 04:27:31.940
Yo, Dantez.

04:27:31.940 --> 04:27:36.940
I'm going to cue my match with a one second delay. Do you want to know why?

04:27:36.940 --> 04:27:38.940
Talk to me.

04:27:39.940 --> 04:27:41.940
I had an epiphany when I was...

04:27:42.940 --> 04:27:44.940
Wow, we got streamsnites.

04:27:44.940 --> 04:27:46.940
I had an epiphany when I was urinated.

04:27:47.940 --> 04:27:49.940
Okay, let's see.

04:27:50.940 --> 04:27:57.940
I came to the realization that when I streamed with a one second delay, I would end up getting streamsnites more, correct?

04:27:58.940 --> 04:27:59.940
Yes.

04:27:59.940 --> 04:28:07.940
But the thing is, the people that were stream sniping me when I had a one-second delay had an average IQ of 45, so I was able to get easy wins against them.

04:28:07.940 --> 04:28:09.940
Because anybody that stream sniped with a one-second delay.

04:28:09.940 --> 04:28:15.940
But the other thing is, now that I realized, is there League of Legends music in this game?

04:28:17.940 --> 04:28:18.940
Yes.

04:28:18.940 --> 04:28:19.940
I didn't even...

04:28:21.940 --> 04:28:28.940
So what I realized is, if you stream snip somebody with a one-second delay, you have a 45 IQ and I can collect them pretty well.

04:28:28.940 --> 04:28:34.220
But the people that were string-stying me when I had a 30-second delay were like literally the smartest human beings of all time

04:28:34.380 --> 04:28:38.000
Because they were on a smurf account and they were literally probably like an emerald jungler

04:28:38.000 --> 04:28:42.600
And then they would just string-stying me with a 30-second delay. So now I'm basically reducing my player pool

04:28:43.000 --> 04:28:47.080
People have 70 to 60 IQ so I can just farm free wins. Does that make sense?

04:28:47.080 --> 04:28:51.040
Okay, GenC. I want you to do me a favor right now. Open up my disc for me for a game.

04:28:51.040 --> 04:28:53.040
Is that the smartest thing you've ever heard in your life, though?

04:28:53.040 --> 04:28:54.640
It is. It actually is.

04:28:54.640 --> 04:28:56.640
Hi, guys. What's up, man?

04:28:56.640 --> 04:29:03.640
So you need to tell Dantas to run you through the settings real quick because you're on

04:29:03.640 --> 04:29:05.640
your PC and you're not going to have the correct setting.

04:29:05.640 --> 04:29:07.640
So when you get to game you've got to go fast.

04:29:07.640 --> 04:29:09.640
You've got to say Dantas, I need the settings I don't need.

04:29:09.640 --> 04:29:11.640
You're going to put on timers and shit like that, okay?

04:29:11.640 --> 04:29:13.640
Dantas, I need the settings that I need fast.

04:29:13.640 --> 04:29:14.640
Okay, okay.

04:29:14.640 --> 04:29:16.640
First Jinx, I need to show you something though.

04:29:16.640 --> 04:29:18.640
Ignore the settings for now, but hi Vice, thank you.

04:29:18.640 --> 04:29:19.640
Okay, are you ready?

04:29:19.640 --> 04:29:20.640
Yep.

04:29:20.640 --> 04:29:21.640
Here, here, ready.

04:29:21.640 --> 04:29:22.640
I'm ready.

04:29:22.640 --> 04:29:25.640
So Jinx, the first game where your Losers Q started off was here, right?

04:29:25.640 --> 04:29:30.800
here right? Yep. Why did you as a bronze three player doing with a bronze three

04:29:30.800 --> 04:29:36.780
player have an iron four Yasuo that's literally been iron four for years with

04:29:36.780 --> 04:29:41.880
1500 games? Bamed it's Mikey on your team. Why did you have him on your team

04:29:41.880 --> 04:29:46.440
Jinxie? Because I was in a winner's queue I was winning. You were winning and then

04:29:46.440 --> 04:29:50.200
they were forced to lose. Why did you sit there Jinxie? Why'd you sit there in

04:29:50.200 --> 04:29:53.920
this game? And why did you have a guy named Jake on your team that has a

04:29:53.920 --> 04:29:56.680
It's a little 30% win rate in iron.

04:29:56.680 --> 04:29:58.880
First timing, Dr. Mondo going to an 11.

04:29:58.880 --> 04:29:59.960
Why?

04:29:59.960 --> 04:30:01.400
30% win rate in iron.

04:30:01.400 --> 04:30:03.200
Is that even humanly attainable?

04:30:03.200 --> 04:30:04.680
Is that possible?

04:30:04.680 --> 04:30:06.080
For a guy named Jake, it is.

04:30:08.800 --> 04:30:09.760
Wait, why is my League of Legends

04:30:09.760 --> 04:30:11.640
on my right side monitor?

04:30:11.640 --> 04:30:13.760
Hi, guys, how do I get to my left side monitor?

04:30:15.280 --> 04:30:16.120
Gotcha.

04:30:16.120 --> 04:30:18.760
You're gonna fuck.

04:30:18.760 --> 04:30:21.960
You need to, right, Alt Enter, Alt Enter.

04:30:21.960 --> 04:30:23.840
Alt Enter?

04:30:23.840 --> 04:30:24.340
yep

04:30:25.360 --> 04:30:26.020
alright I did

04:30:26.640 --> 04:30:27.300
does it work?

04:30:27.460 --> 04:30:27.960
no

04:30:30.080 --> 04:30:30.580
sorry son

04:30:30.960 --> 04:30:31.580
waaay

04:30:31.580 --> 04:30:32.080
wait

04:30:32.480 --> 04:30:33.460
yeah yeah now it did

04:30:35.240 --> 04:30:36.040
what the fuck is

04:30:37.660 --> 04:30:38.740
did it work now?

04:30:40.180 --> 04:30:42.180
no no no no no click test click test

04:30:43.020 --> 04:30:45.420
I need to get a don't test screen share I'm overstimulated again

04:30:46.280 --> 04:30:47.500
yeah you can turn it off sorry good

04:30:47.500 --> 04:30:49.260
how about it is still my right monitor

04:30:50.500 --> 04:30:51.140
I know I know

04:30:51.140 --> 04:30:52.480
okay can you um

04:30:52.480 --> 04:30:54.480
Can you windows arrow scheme, windows arrow scheme?

04:30:55.480 --> 04:30:57.480
Windows arrow scheme right?

04:31:04.480 --> 04:31:05.480
Didn't do anything.

04:31:06.480 --> 04:31:07.480
Oh, shives up.

04:31:07.480 --> 04:31:09.480
Where's the game open? Do you see the game?

04:31:09.480 --> 04:31:11.480
Yeah, the game's opened on my right side monitor.

04:31:12.480 --> 04:31:15.480
Okay, um, I think we need to go to the settings and we need to change it.

04:31:15.480 --> 04:31:16.480
Shives up.

04:31:18.480 --> 04:31:19.480
What do you do?

04:31:20.080 --> 04:31:22.080
Why don't I just play on this one?

04:31:22.840 --> 04:31:24.840
People are saying it's out arrow key

04:31:25.440 --> 04:31:27.440
Probably it's out arrow key

04:31:27.760 --> 04:31:30.840
I'm getting AFK warning. I'm gonna put on this one. We'll fix it after

04:31:35.640 --> 04:31:38.720
Check it you guys see the game can the chat see the game at least

04:31:49.480 --> 04:31:57.480
done done done done chat done can you guys see

04:31:58.280 --> 04:32:01.480
um late to my camp i already lost

04:32:01.480 --> 04:32:05.480
oh you're gonna go i'm gonna get an afk warning i'm gonna get a ban for this

04:32:05.480 --> 04:32:08.360
are you james you bought buy your item pass and then also can you show us around

04:32:08.360 --> 04:32:12.120
this party what do you what does it have us

04:32:12.760 --> 04:32:15.400
wait is that it's double yeah he's double time

04:32:15.400 --> 04:32:19.360
Oh my god, I'm on a shitty monitor

04:32:22.600 --> 04:32:24.600
Okay, can you see

04:32:28.080 --> 04:32:30.760
Okay, that's not good. Well, listen the goodness is

04:32:32.200 --> 04:32:36.640
another one of my I wouldn't even say teammates I guess

04:32:38.160 --> 04:32:40.380
Riot agents another one of my riot agents back

04:32:41.440 --> 04:32:44.160
Yeah, so that's why James you listen listen

04:32:44.920 --> 04:32:47.460
Right now jinx you're in the depths of losers queue

04:32:53.300 --> 04:33:01.460
From done I'm done losing I've been losing for wheat. I'm on a six game losing streak. I cannot win every game

04:33:01.460 --> 04:33:03.460
I lie has been slain

04:33:04.260 --> 04:33:06.260
Ally has been slain

04:33:06.660 --> 04:33:08.660
Ally has been like I'm done

04:33:09.100 --> 04:33:11.660
When does this end does this ever end?

04:33:11.660 --> 04:33:19.360
Okay, so Jamesy, let me tell you the losers Q ends when you decide it does

04:33:23.560 --> 04:33:28.260
Let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question. Did you play pro for yesterday in both games?

04:33:28.260 --> 04:33:30.260
I shouldn't have to play perfect to win!

04:33:30.260 --> 04:33:33.260
I shouldn't have to play perfect to win at a bronze lobby!

04:33:33.260 --> 04:33:37.260
No! I shouldn't! Ever! No! I shouldn't!

04:33:37.260 --> 04:33:39.260
Fuck that! That's bullshit!

04:33:39.260 --> 04:33:42.260
Okay, Jinxie, now you're gonna have to listen to me.

04:33:42.260 --> 04:33:45.260
You shouldn't have to play perfect to win at a bronze lobby.

04:33:45.260 --> 04:33:46.260
I agree.

04:33:46.260 --> 04:33:51.260
But there are also people on this planet that shouldn't have to deal with terminal illnesses when they're young.

04:33:51.260 --> 04:33:57.260
There are people on this planet that shouldn't have to deal with parents that ignore them throughout their entire childhood.

04:33:57.260 --> 04:34:00.840
entire childhood. There are people on this planet that shouldn't have to sit

04:34:00.840 --> 04:34:04.520
there and fight against their teachers just so that they can be given the same

04:34:04.520 --> 04:34:08.120
consideration as others. There are people on this planet that shouldn't be

04:34:08.120 --> 04:34:12.440
looked over for certain opportunities just because people don't like them, right?

04:34:12.440 --> 04:34:16.880
But those people have to just sit there say you know what it's something that I

04:34:16.880 --> 04:34:21.880
need to overcome. It is what it is. Yes I was given a shithead but maybe I can

04:34:21.880 --> 04:34:25.580
make something work with it and those are the people that are still able to

04:34:25.580 --> 04:34:30.180
send so it's not about the fact right now jing see that you're sitting there and

04:34:30.180 --> 04:34:33.940
that you're stuck in fucking bronze that you're sitting here you're losing your

04:34:33.940 --> 04:34:38.900
games or anything like that that should change who you are because who you are

04:34:38.900 --> 04:34:42.860
isn't a guy that says I shouldn't have to do this he's a guy that says the fact

04:34:42.860 --> 04:34:46.460
that I have to do this just makes the story that much greater do you

04:34:46.460 --> 04:34:51.740
understand yes so now show everybody just what it means when

04:34:51.740 --> 04:34:53.740
and jitting the kiss in the fucking bobby.

04:34:53.740 --> 04:34:54.580
You understand?

04:34:54.580 --> 04:34:56.180
Got it, got it, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

04:34:56.180 --> 04:34:57.200
I'm never gonna lose a monkey.

04:34:57.200 --> 04:34:58.460
Sorry.

04:34:58.460 --> 04:35:00.300
All right, so let's get it done now.

04:35:01.420 --> 04:35:02.260
All right, let's go to the gym.

04:35:02.260 --> 04:35:03.660
What are your thoughts on ganks like that?

04:35:03.660 --> 04:35:05.700
Like what are your thoughts on that?

04:35:05.700 --> 04:35:08.100
So you went for that gank, right?

04:35:08.100 --> 04:35:09.820
Because you had nothing else to do.

04:35:09.820 --> 04:35:12.260
So in a setting like that, it's fine

04:35:12.260 --> 04:35:13.660
because you got a bit of pressure,

04:35:13.660 --> 04:35:15.820
you sat there, you went in, it was good, right?

04:35:15.820 --> 04:35:17.540
But the thing is that if you would have had

04:35:17.540 --> 04:35:18.780
something better to do,

04:35:18.780 --> 04:35:20.740
then that's when you don't wanna go for those plays.

04:35:20.740 --> 04:35:21.580
Do you understand?

04:35:21.580 --> 04:35:23.540
I had nothing better to do, right?

04:35:23.540 --> 04:35:24.540
Exactly.

04:35:24.540 --> 04:35:27.940
So that's why it's always about what do you have up,

04:35:27.940 --> 04:35:29.580
what do you have to accomplish,

04:35:29.580 --> 04:35:31.500
what do you have to do here or do there,

04:35:31.500 --> 04:35:34.060
and that's what's gonna decide a lot of the times

04:35:34.060 --> 04:35:36.220
what you're able to actually get done.

04:35:36.220 --> 04:35:37.320
Are you following?

04:35:37.320 --> 04:35:39.980
Yeah, yo, for kiting, what do I do?

04:35:39.980 --> 04:35:41.820
Do I punch, move, punch, move,

04:35:41.820 --> 04:35:44.100
or one big punch, one big move?

04:35:44.100 --> 04:35:45.780
Because I'm not gonna kite it.

04:35:45.780 --> 04:35:47.820
So kiting is always you attack.

04:35:47.820 --> 04:35:51.260
Whenever I kite it, he gets locked onto the little one.

04:35:51.260 --> 04:35:56.260
Yeah, but the reason why is because you're just like fucking up your right clicks like right now, Jinxie, your right clicks are not precise.

04:35:56.260 --> 04:36:00.260
You need to view your mouse cursor as your cursor when you're fighting on seats.

04:36:00.260 --> 04:36:03.260
So keep my sword on whatever I want to hit. Like keep this on whatever I want to hit.

04:36:03.260 --> 04:36:10.260
Exactly, yes. And then you just right click on top of it. Because right now, Jinx, the problem is that you're not very, um,

04:36:10.260 --> 04:36:17.260
You're not very like specific with where you click. You kind of just click wherever. And you need to understand that it's like siege.

04:36:17.260 --> 04:36:21.480
siege like if you shoot next to a guy's head you're gonna miss a shot right and

04:36:21.480 --> 04:36:24.300
it's the same thing with league like a lot of the times the reason why your

04:36:24.300 --> 04:36:28.100
clears end up becoming a bit slower is because that for example you auto cute

04:36:28.100 --> 04:36:31.900
the small wolf inside of the big one so that's a mistake that's gonna cost you

04:36:31.900 --> 04:36:35.660
about two seconds on your clear now right and it was avoidable it was a

04:36:35.660 --> 04:36:38.700
hundred percent avoidable so you just need to get to a point where you're

04:36:38.700 --> 04:36:43.260
sitting there and you're like you know what I'm not doing the mistakes that are

04:36:43.260 --> 04:36:48.580
avoidable so I can actually win are you following yeah yes yes coach and I force

04:36:48.580 --> 04:36:54.700
dragon here you could you tried it yeah

04:36:55.820 --> 04:37:00.700
so now Jeng see allow we dies top to the cane so now you're gonna have to back

04:37:00.700 --> 04:37:05.320
off remember if you get zoned off by the enemy team then you kind of just

04:37:05.320 --> 04:37:09.820
say this whether this also would you be able to share scale on discord so I can

04:37:09.820 --> 04:37:16.300
have to live feed yeah hold on let me run to my next camp while I do that wait I'm

04:37:16.300 --> 04:37:22.220
about the wrong item all right I'm running to my camp and I'm she's scary

04:37:22.220 --> 04:37:35.340
she's scary is that the right screen can you see let me make sure no that's the

04:37:35.340 --> 04:37:41.120
wrong one I don't know I'm on a whole new dog shit fucking piece of fucking

04:37:41.120 --> 04:37:45.400
garbage piece oh no it's good I'm not a good not a good

04:37:45.920 --> 04:37:52.480
good now good now yep not a good okay so now what you're gonna do we're gonna

04:37:52.480 --> 04:37:57.720
play for folk here and then we're gonna look for the dragon after okay full

04:37:57.720 --> 04:38:01.880
clear look for dragon got it exactly because listen we're just gonna beat me

04:38:01.880 --> 04:38:07.840
the dragon though or no well if he does then it is what it is right like you take the opportunities

04:38:07.840 --> 04:38:12.360
that you can afford to take when you're this far behind right your team right now is ending

04:38:12.360 --> 04:38:16.520
you're having the host adioto special right now do you understand me yeah how is my like

04:38:16.520 --> 04:38:21.040
I can't bro I don't know how much I can do with this I don't know how much I can do with

04:38:21.040 --> 04:38:26.240
this most and it's just one absolute piece of garbage I'm like how is re o and three

04:38:26.240 --> 04:38:30.800
and seven minutes in pro league there's not a kill for the first 15 minutes house

04:38:30.800 --> 04:38:35.240
oh and three and seven minutes like a jing see that that's like saying you have a

04:38:35.240 --> 04:38:40.440
head you have a brain yeah but jing see that's like saying in jinxies are six

04:38:40.440 --> 04:38:45.280
games that looks good quality my why are my copper games low quality yeah but

04:38:45.280 --> 04:38:48.880
like three deaths in seven minutes is that even real like are you trying to

04:38:48.880 --> 04:38:55.440
lose sit under the table a big bro yeah so listen jing see biggest thing what if

04:38:55.440 --> 04:38:58.160
I told you right now that if you play a perfect game, you're gonna win

04:39:00.000 --> 04:39:03.280
Okay, I'm what if I told you I'm bronze and I might not be able to do that

04:39:04.200 --> 04:39:08.240
Well, then you aspire to be the kind of jinxie that would be able to

04:39:08.240 --> 04:39:14.240
I told you that I want my mid laner to be 3 and L and what if I told you that I don't want to turn into faker to get this over

04:39:14.820 --> 04:39:21.120
What if I told you that I would enjoy one free win? Hey? Hey coach coach? Hey coach?

04:39:21.120 --> 04:39:28.400
I'm a human fucking being, okay? I want a free win every once in a while. I would like a free win

04:39:28.400 --> 04:39:30.400
All right. Okay. Is that okay?

04:39:31.320 --> 04:39:35.400
What if I told you that there's a kid out there that's like well, I would can sustain stream every day

04:39:35.520 --> 04:39:40.880
But honestly, I just want Jinx. He'd rate me one time and what if I told you he's sitting there

04:39:40.880 --> 04:39:44.220
And he's like, you know, I know I've been getting one viewer for like a month straight

04:39:44.220 --> 04:39:48.920
But if I don't get a rate soon from one of the biggest streamers, then I'm just not gonna bother doing this

04:39:48.920 --> 04:39:52.720
And what if I told that that guy's like, you know, I do what it takes to become the biggest

04:39:52.720 --> 04:39:55.760
But if I don't get a handout right now, then you know what?

04:39:55.800 --> 04:40:01.160
Maybe maybe I maybe like this streaming thing just isn't cut out for me. What do you see to that guy?

04:40:04.040 --> 04:40:05.880
Right

04:40:05.880 --> 04:40:07.160
Right now

04:40:07.160 --> 04:40:09.360
Yeah, grubs are good here afterwards

04:40:09.360 --> 04:40:14.120
We're gonna look for the crowd like Jinxie the thing is that I know that you want to win trust me

04:40:14.120 --> 04:40:16.120
I do

04:40:16.120 --> 04:40:20.640
would be cool I don't like why every game do I have to just have a piece of

04:40:20.640 --> 04:40:26.440
garbage on my team okay this is fine fight fight fight this is fine fight

04:40:26.440 --> 04:40:33.360
okay so it's my it's my the big rabbit okay just try to queue try to follow me

04:40:33.360 --> 04:40:39.520
through the wall I flash you don't know so when Kane alts inside of you and a

04:40:39.520 --> 04:40:43.560
little circle appears above your head that means he's altered on you and it's

04:40:43.560 --> 04:40:47.500
It's kind of like Warwick when he holds Q, he just follows you no matter what, do you

04:40:47.500 --> 04:40:48.500
understand?

04:40:48.500 --> 04:40:51.280
I went to R him and then he disappeared, was that his ult?

04:40:51.280 --> 04:40:52.280
That's his ult, yes, exactly.

04:40:52.280 --> 04:40:55.560
Did he intend to do that or was that just pure luck that he ulted on my ult?

04:40:55.560 --> 04:40:59.160
That was pure luck, absolutely no way that he intended to do that.

04:40:59.160 --> 04:41:00.160
Swag!

04:41:00.160 --> 04:41:01.160
Swag!

04:41:01.160 --> 04:41:02.160
Swag!

04:41:02.160 --> 04:41:03.160
Swag!

04:41:03.160 --> 04:41:12.800
I'm getting like fakered away by some iron, uh, iron cane player, but he turns into fucking

04:41:12.800 --> 04:41:22.400
thank her like oh my god my Ari is 0 and 5 Ari run into traffic in game holy

04:41:22.400 --> 04:41:26.920
shit yeah these thank god I'm gonna get the loss right

04:41:29.080 --> 04:41:32.440
can we ff now or no

04:41:32.440 --> 04:41:37.960
oh in five and ten minutes like are you a person are you a person

04:41:37.960 --> 04:41:39.960
JNXY, do you want to hear something?

04:41:39.960 --> 04:41:43.960
We need to fix my settings, I need to fix my monitor and I need to stop getting overseen late.

04:41:43.960 --> 04:41:45.960
Okay, JNXY.

04:41:45.960 --> 04:41:48.960
Okay, that's because of the skin you're using.

04:41:48.960 --> 04:41:50.960
But do you want to hear something?

04:41:50.960 --> 04:41:52.960
Yeah, what's up?

04:41:52.960 --> 04:41:58.960
So, that barry was actually a viewer of yours that had been subbed to you for the last four years.

04:41:58.960 --> 04:42:01.960
And they finally got a chance to get in their favorite Shimmer's game.

04:42:01.960 --> 04:42:03.960
And they were sitting there super excited to play.

04:42:03.960 --> 04:42:06.960
But because of the nerves, she went 0-5.

04:42:06.960 --> 04:42:15.960
And then after hearing how you were insulting and flaming her, she just left the game and now she's going to cry for the rest of the night because she's like, wow, Jinx, who really hates me.

04:42:17.960 --> 04:42:23.960
Yo bro, I'm going to be honest, if you go 0 in 5 in 10 minutes, I don't give a fuck who you are.

04:42:23.960 --> 04:42:25.960
Good answer!

04:42:25.960 --> 04:42:29.960
Don't fall for the sympathy freaks. Okay, so now press W and gangbog.

04:42:29.960 --> 04:42:34.960
How are you 0 in 5 in 10 minutes? Like, please, Christ, never play video game again.

04:42:35.960 --> 04:42:40.920
Okay, nice this is good. Okay nice, I'll type slash FF fast

04:42:43.360 --> 04:42:46.240
Okay, I need to get the clue one second type slash FF

04:42:50.680 --> 04:42:57.080
Who voted no why would somebody vote no on the FS what thank God

04:43:04.960 --> 04:43:18.640
At least we got 0 up.

04:43:18.640 --> 04:43:21.560
Yo I need to swap my monitor.

04:43:21.560 --> 04:43:23.440
I need to swap my lead to my left side monitor.

04:43:23.440 --> 04:43:24.440
That was giving me CTE.

04:43:24.440 --> 04:43:31.960
I don't know why but my menu is on my left side monitor but my game is on my right side

04:43:31.960 --> 04:43:36.960
monitor.

04:43:36.960 --> 04:43:39.960
Yo, I have eyes. What up?

04:43:39.960 --> 04:43:46.960
You need to, when you're in, you need to do window shift arrow key left.

04:43:46.960 --> 04:43:52.960
Do you have to do that every game for the rest of my human existence or is the way I could just get league on my left monitor?

04:43:52.960 --> 04:43:58.960
When you put it to your left monitor instead of your left monitor.

04:43:58.960 --> 04:44:05.960
can you do it in a practice mode so it's less intense

04:44:05.960 --> 04:44:07.960
oh yeah

04:44:07.960 --> 04:44:08.960
yeah

04:44:08.960 --> 04:44:09.960
yeah

04:44:09.960 --> 04:44:10.960
gonna practice

04:44:10.960 --> 04:44:11.960
gonna practice

04:44:11.960 --> 04:44:14.960
oh and 5 in 10 minutes

04:44:14.960 --> 04:44:16.960
holy fucking shit

04:44:16.960 --> 04:44:18.960
I can't do this anymore

04:44:18.960 --> 04:44:21.960
yeah but you didn't miss LP bro you're good

04:44:21.960 --> 04:44:24.960
it's not about it's not about the fucking LP

04:44:24.960 --> 04:44:27.960
can I have a 5 in Omen later

04:44:27.960 --> 04:44:29.960
Please Christ

04:44:30.280 --> 04:44:36.120
Like I haven't had look at my mattress here. I'm not making this up. No one does good on my team ever

04:44:36.440 --> 04:44:38.440
Under any circumstances no one ever

04:44:39.680 --> 04:44:42.580
Okay, do you want me to tell you about the slingshot method?

04:44:43.080 --> 04:44:49.800
What is the slingshot method don't ask the slingshot method states that sometimes you're gonna be losing so many games

04:44:49.800 --> 04:44:54.180
They rank goes low, but it sets you up for the biggest slingshot in history

04:44:54.180 --> 04:45:00.380
But then afterwards you win so many games that you breeze past where you were so right now think of it like this

04:45:00.380 --> 04:45:05.080
It's like an investment every loss that you have is going to result in two wins

04:45:07.860 --> 04:45:10.620
Which one is Windows my crown because I don't have a window

04:45:12.460 --> 04:45:14.700
Windows shift arrow key left

04:45:15.900 --> 04:45:19.300
That did nothing hold them all at once or tap them

04:45:24.180 --> 04:45:31.180
I did it, nothing happened.

04:45:31.180 --> 04:45:36.180
Alright, let's just do window mode then.

04:45:36.180 --> 04:45:40.180
Alright, let's turn it easier on ourselves, let's go to settings.

04:45:40.180 --> 04:45:48.180
And then we're going to go video, we're going to go window, we're going to move it over.

04:45:48.180 --> 04:45:51.180
Want me to drag it? Yeah, yeah.

04:45:51.180 --> 04:45:53.180
I won't let me drag it, should I minimize it?

04:45:53.180 --> 04:45:55.180
Click state, click state.

04:45:56.180 --> 04:45:58.180
Click 7.

04:45:58.180 --> 04:46:00.180
Sort of like in the 7th or something.

04:46:00.180 --> 04:46:02.180
Just like that.

04:46:02.180 --> 04:46:04.180
I got an error.

04:46:18.180 --> 04:46:20.180
Not sure.

04:46:21.180 --> 04:46:23.180
Thank God we did practice Joe.

04:46:32.180 --> 04:46:35.180
Yeah, I've never seen this because like my menu and everything was on my left monitor.

04:46:51.180 --> 04:46:57.180
Which uh, which one do you want to be young?

04:46:57.180 --> 04:46:59.180
I just want a game on the left monitor.

04:46:59.180 --> 04:47:02.180
Okay James, what is the number on the monitor?

04:47:02.180 --> 04:47:05.180
Oh, the left is one, the right is two.

04:47:05.180 --> 04:47:07.180
Okay.

04:47:10.180 --> 04:47:12.180
Do you swap them?

04:47:12.180 --> 04:47:14.180
Yeah, you should.

04:47:14.180 --> 04:47:15.180
Alright, cool.

04:47:15.180 --> 04:47:17.180
This is fucking thank god.

04:47:17.180 --> 04:47:39.460
I weirdly enough can't move my mouse to like the bottom of the screen I don't know why

04:47:39.460 --> 04:48:05.940
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do that Yeah, it's been an interesting day

04:48:05.940 --> 04:48:07.940
Okay, hopefully that works.

04:48:07.940 --> 04:48:09.940
You should decline that.

04:48:09.940 --> 04:48:12.940
Strike floods out of everything first.

04:48:12.940 --> 04:48:14.940
Or yeah.

04:48:14.940 --> 04:48:16.940
Let's just try to.

04:48:16.940 --> 04:48:18.940
We can act quickly.

04:48:22.940 --> 04:48:24.940
Okay.

04:48:30.940 --> 04:48:32.940
Can you go to the gym?

04:48:32.940 --> 04:48:34.940
Yep.

04:48:34.940 --> 04:48:36.740
and we're just gonna change the pool screen.

04:48:36.740 --> 04:48:37.580
Yep.

04:48:40.100 --> 04:48:42.060
In other words, it's on the left monitor.

04:48:42.060 --> 04:48:45.780
Now everything's on the right, okay, perfect.

04:48:45.780 --> 04:48:48.820
And then we need to unhide the strings.

04:48:50.580 --> 04:48:51.740
Unhide?

04:48:51.740 --> 04:48:53.620
Yep, and then we just have to switch the display.

04:48:53.620 --> 04:48:54.460
Yeah.

04:48:54.460 --> 04:48:55.300
There we go.

04:48:55.300 --> 04:48:56.380
All right, that should be good.

04:48:56.380 --> 04:48:57.620
Yeah, you're good now.

04:48:57.620 --> 04:48:58.780
Do you wanna move face cams?

04:48:58.780 --> 04:48:59.940
Face cams over here?

04:48:59.940 --> 04:49:01.740
No, I wanted covering the map

04:49:01.740 --> 04:49:03.620
because of the street drivers.

04:49:03.620 --> 04:49:04.460
Why is it?

04:49:04.460 --> 04:49:06.460
How do I fix this?

04:49:06.460 --> 04:49:08.460
I just saved.

04:49:08.460 --> 04:49:10.460
All you have to do is save.

04:49:18.460 --> 04:49:20.460
Okay. Now, don't just give me my settings.

04:49:22.460 --> 04:49:24.460
Your settings should be the same as you normally have.

04:49:24.460 --> 04:49:26.460
Like, I don't think you ever change your settings.

04:49:26.460 --> 04:49:28.460
So they're all good?

04:49:28.460 --> 04:49:30.460
Yeah, they should be good.

04:49:30.460 --> 04:49:35.460
So just chew it up.

04:49:35.460 --> 04:49:44.460
Let's get it done, bro.

04:49:44.460 --> 04:49:50.460
Okay, now I'm going to change my Warwick skin so it's not purple.

04:49:50.460 --> 04:49:54.460
Wait, so you don't want to use the old God one?

04:49:54.460 --> 04:49:55.460
Uh, no.

04:49:55.460 --> 04:49:57.460
I hate that one.

04:49:57.460 --> 04:49:59.460
Which one do you actually like?

04:49:59.460 --> 04:50:02.500
I'm just gonna buy one hold up

04:50:06.060 --> 04:50:08.060
All right

04:50:08.260 --> 04:50:11.920
I'm just gonna buy one. I just want to buy a fucking warwick one

04:50:12.580 --> 04:50:17.660
Here, how do I go to it's in the this thing store and then go to skins

04:50:20.580 --> 04:50:22.740
So top top row where it says skins

04:50:22.740 --> 04:50:35.860
Okay. And then search Warwick? Yeah, exactly. But these aren't all the skins that was available.

04:50:35.860 --> 04:50:40.500
Like there he had way more options. Yeah, but the thing is that there are two types of skins.

04:50:40.500 --> 04:50:45.300
You have legacy and then you have regular. Legacy are skins that you can only buy when

04:50:45.300 --> 04:50:54.940
certain events. Ooh, this one looks sick. Tundra Hunter? Honestly, just get them all.

04:50:54.940 --> 04:51:05.220
I'm doing all this just for it to get banned. Yeah, yeah. Alright. Let's do it up. Alright,

04:51:05.220 --> 04:51:10.220
Jynxie. I have faith in you. Are you ready? Alright bro, are you fucking ready? Dude, I'm

04:51:10.220 --> 04:51:15.260
fucking ready. Are you fucking ready? Yeah, but if my mid laner goes 0 and 5 in 10 minutes,

04:51:15.260 --> 04:51:16.260
I can't really win.

04:51:20.260 --> 04:51:21.260
So let's see what happens.

04:51:21.260 --> 04:51:25.260
Yo, maybe we can actually win a skew for the first time in a month.

04:51:26.260 --> 04:51:28.260
I'm not going to lie, it's possible.

04:51:28.260 --> 04:51:31.260
But there's something important to know about win a skew though.

04:51:31.260 --> 04:51:32.260
What?

04:51:33.260 --> 04:51:38.260
So win or send loser's skew isn't time based, it's game based.

04:51:38.260 --> 04:51:41.260
So sometimes you can sit there and you can like wait a month,

04:51:41.260 --> 04:51:43.260
but you'll still be in loser's skew.

04:51:45.260 --> 04:51:48.980
What do you mean you can be a loser skew for a month?

04:51:48.980 --> 04:51:52.260
If you don't play enough games, yeah.

04:51:52.260 --> 04:51:58.220
Yeah, is he being for real?

04:51:58.220 --> 04:52:00.220
Project Warwick is his best skin.

04:52:00.220 --> 04:52:03.660
Yeah, the project one is sick.

04:52:03.660 --> 04:52:05.420
Alright, don't test.

04:52:05.420 --> 04:52:06.420
Lock the fuck in, bro, okay?

04:52:06.420 --> 04:52:07.420
Lock the fuck in.

04:52:07.420 --> 04:52:08.420
Like all that other bullshit!

04:52:08.420 --> 04:52:09.420
Fuck all that shit!

04:52:09.420 --> 04:52:12.740
I'm not losing a game.

04:52:12.740 --> 04:52:13.740
Lock the fuck in.

04:52:13.740 --> 04:52:15.740
primary monitor let's go

04:52:15.740 --> 04:52:19.740
bramley power spiking on dumplings right now

04:52:19.740 --> 04:52:22.740
alright i'm not ever i'm not ever losing again

04:52:22.740 --> 04:52:23.740
let's go

04:52:23.740 --> 04:52:25.740
can we pick one

04:52:25.740 --> 04:52:27.740
there you go i also like to see

04:52:27.740 --> 04:52:29.740
that's a fucking conference

04:52:29.740 --> 04:52:31.740
i changed the bro

04:52:33.740 --> 04:52:36.740
i hate that skin

04:52:36.740 --> 04:52:37.740
this one looks good let's do it

04:52:37.740 --> 04:52:39.740
bro lock in contest

04:52:39.740 --> 04:52:42.740
lock the fucking insomniac psycho with the five gift it's up

04:52:42.740 --> 04:52:46.900
So normally every work one chick uses the fire one

04:52:48.300 --> 04:52:52.060
Well, I'm not every up Warwick one trick. I'm the best warwick of all time

04:52:53.420 --> 04:52:55.420
aura

04:52:56.100 --> 04:53:01.860
Alright, let's go who's gonna hit this game. I'm gonna predict it's gonna be my mid lane Diana

04:53:01.860 --> 04:53:04.420
She's gonna be like oh and four and twelve minutes

04:53:06.980 --> 04:53:08.980
If

04:53:08.980 --> 04:53:16.980
If that team goes neutral, I'll win, but if one of these cocksuckers goes 0-8, I'm off, I'm not playing again.

04:53:16.980 --> 04:53:19.980
I might take a fucking month off!

04:53:22.980 --> 04:53:26.980
Runes, what do you mean runes? I have lethal tempo on. What the fuck are you talking about?

04:53:27.980 --> 04:53:29.980
Yep, your runs are good.

04:53:30.980 --> 04:53:34.980
If one of these cocksuckers goes 0-9, I'm not playing again.

04:53:34.980 --> 04:53:42.000
Like I can't keep looking at this bullshit on my screen. Jack. I'm not coping go to my mattress to read

04:53:43.540 --> 04:53:49.300
Am I playing perfect not even close am I going oh and 11 literally never

04:53:49.700 --> 04:53:52.940
How is one of these pieces of shit oh and 11 on my team every game?

04:53:59.140 --> 04:54:04.400
Coach are you eating right now coach are you are you fucking eating? I'll slap that food out of your fucking mouth

04:54:04.980 --> 04:54:12.980
Okay, wait, wait, before you do, should I dip the onigiri in the fucking hot sauce or in the dumpling sauce?

04:54:12.980 --> 04:54:13.980
I'm gonna try the hot sauce.

04:54:13.980 --> 04:54:17.980
I don't give a flying fuck, man. I'm here to become challenger, bro.

04:54:17.980 --> 04:54:20.980
All right. Who's gonna eat chat? Make the prediction.

04:54:20.980 --> 04:54:24.980
Oh, we have an iron Sona. I'm gonna say the iron Sona.

04:54:24.980 --> 04:54:28.980
Yeah, but she's iron one.

04:54:28.980 --> 04:54:33.980
Iron one hundred and forty nine thousand mastery.

04:54:33.980 --> 04:54:35.980
All right

04:54:37.300 --> 04:54:40.500
Wait whoever has garen wins. Oh wait, we have garen. Okay, we're gonna win

04:54:41.060 --> 04:54:44.820
Literally, you have rule one. Okay, whoever has garen wins

04:54:50.300 --> 04:54:53.340
That's rule one of bros because garen it's so hard to misplay

04:54:56.460 --> 04:54:59.220
Wait, I'm gonna go to the bar I'm gonna I'm gonna ward this

04:54:59.220 --> 04:55:04.380
yep that's good remember you're gonna ward and then you run top right

04:55:04.380 --> 04:55:07.380
bro fucking lock-in don't test that ass

04:55:07.380 --> 04:55:08.380
I am I am

04:55:08.380 --> 04:55:11.380
welcome to summoner's raid

04:55:11.380 --> 04:55:14.880
I'm like I'm actually super locked right now and I'm chorn

04:55:14.880 --> 04:55:19.380
where you're eating you're not dialed at all man

04:55:19.380 --> 04:55:23.780
your students on a six game losing streak I'm losing it

04:55:23.780 --> 04:55:24.980
Genji we got this trust me

04:55:24.980 --> 04:55:28.580
alright fuck it up fuck it up stay down

04:55:28.580 --> 04:55:33.180
Bro, if I was eating in my game, you would slice my fucking throat open.

04:55:33.780 --> 04:55:38.180
Let alone if I was eating on a six game losing streak, you would cut my fucking head off.

04:55:38.780 --> 04:55:39.780
Why are you eating?

04:55:41.280 --> 04:55:42.180
Jinxie, bro.

04:55:42.580 --> 04:55:43.680
Jinxie, Jinxie.

04:55:44.280 --> 04:55:44.780
Listen to me.

04:55:46.780 --> 04:55:48.380
All you're doing right now is full clearing.

04:55:48.580 --> 04:55:51.080
It's like, it's like a little bit of downtime, you understand?

04:55:51.380 --> 04:55:53.880
It's like when you're watching FIFA and the commercials come on.

04:55:54.180 --> 04:55:56.480
Like you didn't have a bathroom break, does that make sense?

04:55:56.880 --> 04:55:58.180
Okay, you're right, you're right, sorry.

04:55:58.580 --> 04:56:04.760
It's like trust me I would not I would not grief when there's a lot on the line like right now

04:56:04.760 --> 04:56:08.860
I just want to lose again man. I can't do this anymore. And you won't like you won't listen

04:56:08.860 --> 04:56:10.860
I can't keep losing bro. I'm gonna lose my mind

04:56:10.940 --> 04:56:12.940
You won't trust me you're good

04:56:21.020 --> 04:56:24.620
Okay, Jinxie are you listening to me right now?

04:56:26.300 --> 04:56:28.300
Yeah, I'm always listening to you bro. What's up?

04:56:28.580 --> 04:56:34.460
I'm lost like I'm trying not ever lose again. I'm fucking died. I don't ever want to lose again

04:56:35.660 --> 04:56:39.640
Okay, then let's fucking make it a reality. So we're gonna play for the tops of our full care, right?

04:56:39.640 --> 04:56:44.020
I want you to like like Joan everything and I wanted to talk to me

04:56:44.380 --> 04:56:49.540
Educating me on this game right now because how we're gonna make you win is by you teaching us how to make

04:56:49.540 --> 04:56:55.740
My teammate got first blood again for the ninth game in a row that that's what's going on my teammate

04:56:55.740 --> 04:56:56.660
Oh

04:56:56.660 --> 04:56:58.660
My bot lane got double killed

04:56:59.100 --> 04:57:01.100
What do you want?

04:57:01.660 --> 04:57:03.660
Bina do!

04:57:03.820 --> 04:57:05.820
What can I fucking do?

04:57:06.180 --> 04:57:08.180
I'm not God

04:57:08.420 --> 04:57:16.300
Okay, can I do a better job than the enemy jungler and bronze? I believe I can. Am I FAKER? No!

04:57:17.500 --> 04:57:19.500
Every day my play this happens!

04:57:23.300 --> 04:57:26.140
Jinxie, Faker wasn't Faker

04:57:26.660 --> 04:57:33.260
When faker started being faker, do you understand me? It's about listen. Yes, your team is on tour now

04:57:33.260 --> 04:57:35.260
But though we're three minutes

04:57:36.060 --> 04:57:39.940
Into a game dude like anything could happen right now

04:57:39.940 --> 04:57:43.880
You just have to focus up the worst thing that you could right now is tilt

04:57:44.420 --> 04:57:51.140
90% of wall sheets can be avoided if you just don't tilt so walk it in you're gonna be fine play for the crab after gromp, okay?

04:57:56.660 --> 04:58:02.100
Why does it say the enemy team has 2 kills when they have 3 kills?

04:58:02.100 --> 04:58:05.180
No no, because your garen executed, so that's fine.

04:58:05.180 --> 04:58:08.020
Like that was a good death, because it didn't even count as a death.

04:58:08.020 --> 04:58:09.820
So like that's good for us, okay?

04:58:09.820 --> 04:58:12.820
Oh, you mean you died in the turret?

04:58:12.820 --> 04:58:13.820
Exactly.

04:58:13.820 --> 04:58:18.140
Now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for a mid-play soon, okay?

04:58:18.140 --> 04:58:20.420
Not yet though, wait for the Diana.

04:58:20.420 --> 04:58:25.220
Uh, where's numnuts at?

04:58:25.220 --> 04:58:31.540
Okay, listen recall now now you recall because your crugs have 20 seconds left. Should you remember what we talked about?

04:58:32.840 --> 04:58:37.060
Yeah, you have no other play gang, but if you have to get your camps get your camps

04:58:37.220 --> 04:58:42.940
No, but remember do you remember the thing that I made for you the document? What are the documents say drone?

04:58:43.540 --> 04:58:46.060
You should be recalling when there's like 18 seconds left

04:58:48.500 --> 04:58:54.820
Exactly, I'm not sure you're good. I can't I can't like I cannot do I cannot do this anymore

04:58:55.220 --> 04:59:01.120
I cannot do what I swear to God. I cannot do this anymore, bro. I

04:59:02.100 --> 04:59:06.100
Cannot do this. I can't I cannot do this, bro

04:59:07.500 --> 04:59:16.540
This is every game I play I just hear and the ally has been slain and ally has been like I'm fully at my wit's end here

04:59:17.500 --> 04:59:23.180
One game sure two games sure three games sure four games sure five games sure

04:59:23.180 --> 04:59:33.980
six games sure seven games come on like I see we're not at six games and you

04:59:33.980 --> 04:59:38.960
just had six games sure we're only at five nope this is the seventh defeat in

04:59:38.960 --> 04:59:42.020
a row I'm counting the games will be affect because my team it was 0 and 5

04:59:42.020 --> 04:59:46.820
yeah but we're not gonna count that but you know this LP it's about the concept

04:59:46.820 --> 04:59:50.820
of having a teammate that goes 0 and 5 every game.

04:59:50.820 --> 04:59:54.820
Okay, listen. After this, I want to go jogging, okay?

04:59:54.820 --> 04:59:58.820
Go jogging right now.

04:59:58.820 --> 05:00:02.820
So we're going dragging because bot is shoved, right?

05:00:02.820 --> 05:00:06.820
Yes, because bot is shoved and your gromp also needed about

05:00:06.820 --> 05:00:10.820
20 seconds up. So instead of wasting time billy dallying,

05:00:10.820 --> 05:00:14.820
we're going to use all these seconds hard bounce if you understand?

05:00:14.820 --> 05:00:16.820
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep

05:00:18.420 --> 05:00:23.280
That's one dragon. Let's go baby. Good start. Come on. There we go. See what like there we go

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That's the energy I wanted here, bro. So what you're gonna do it now

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You're gonna get this dragon and then I want you to look out in the ground, okay?

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Let's go man

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That's a dragon. Come on, baby

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Like right now Jhin see the game is looking fine, bro. Let's just talking in and stop tilting, okay?

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Alright, so here's what you're going to do.

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I want to finish up this Gromp, and then afterwards we're going to instantly recall.

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And I want you to tell me why we're going to recall.

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None of our camps are up, we have 1000 gold.

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Okay, but why are we recalling?

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None of our camps are up, we have 1000 gold.

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Wrong answer.

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It's because we have topside camps respawning.

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We don't want to sit down, we don't want to focus on what we don't have, it's what

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we do.

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And what we have is something coming up, so that's what we focus on, okay?

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No, that's what I meant to say, I like if this camps up in 20 seconds like I know to recall like I know that that's what I mean

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You know what I'm saying? Okay. Yeah, yeah, but we saw in red. We saw in red. Don't forget we saw in red

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Red red. Yep like that

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Okay, so now after this red we're gonna poke here and what do you see spawning on the bottom side of the map?

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Exactly so I'm running it's coming right now. What's your plan like for the next one minute?

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I want you to run me through what your plan for the game is I'm not gonna talk go

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I'm gonna kill Zach

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This is good you can out you cannot hold Q hold it

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Nice! There you go! Now, Jinx, let me ask you a question. If he invaded you, what do you think is up right now?

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His camp, his camp, his camp, his camp.

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There we go. So, let's go and let's steal some of this shit. I want you to get the grump and then you get out, okay?

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So, smite this. Smite this to crit faster, and then you're going to go wrap your stuff.

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Now, I want you to keep talking to me about the game, okay?

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Keep talking to me about the game! Talk! I want to hear you.

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Well, I just got us a kill on Zack

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Now I'm gonna go get my camps and we have a dragon up in two minutes

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Should I not stay for Harold beer? I feel like you should stay for Harold. No, no, no camps camps camps

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But I thought objective. I thought objective

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Objectives is when you're in the mid game

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So rift doesn't matter at all because my tops winning that's like I said, this isn't rift

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I know it's grubs, right? And the thing is that right now, okay, think about this way

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imagine we're playing in the diamond lobby and you decide to go for the

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grubs right now what do you think happens here camps I don't know Zach is

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gonna seal all your bot side so when you're playing jungle it's always about

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minimizing the play that the enemy can get the reason why we don't go grubs

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here is because if we do our camps are being off-timer so imagine right now

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Zach is sitting there he was gank bot and he's like oh wait Jinx he was on

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fucking grubs. Let me just sit there and bait his bot side. Then you're fucked. You understand now?

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Okay, got it, got it.

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So jungling is about removing the plays that the enemy team has the potential to make. And you do

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that by actually like playing out the game in your head before it even plays out, okay? Okay.

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Now James, I knew you'd talk to me, bro, because the problem is that right now when you're not

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talking in my head nothing is going on so what do you need to do is you need it

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yeah but then tell me what you're doing tell me what the next play is right now

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one for crab it's hack my here if he does I kill him there's no sky but see

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like so like okay good daddy go for the mid gang let's see like right now why

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aren't you ganking med right like look look how low she has passed up we can

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kill her three calling and tally is over my whole your teammate Taliyah has no

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mana what do you care if your teammate recalls fuck your fucking teammate your

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can suck you off. Oh I can see their mana bar, wait what? Yep. So now, now what, now

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you have to back off, it's fine. You end up getting a, getting all your shi-con. So

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now what we're gonna do, yeah you can look on this, but we're gonna have to be careful

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of what? Zach? Okay, so what can you do with things in your mentor right now to minimize

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the chan- there you go. Good! There we go, back off. Alright. Now after this, go for

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the ground nice and now I wanted to drone top okay so now we're gonna do is after

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this I'm gonna want you to ping you're gonna dive top way okay

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some of the tower die I'm gonna tower die yep let's go now W W W W W okay run

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run away run away so the problem there is that you're down completely fucking

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interview he literally sat there and he uses Q on the turret and he did not

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damage anything so you tanked first but that's fine what that teaches us is now

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we're never gonna rely on anyone for jack shit so on respawn now what we're

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gonna do I could have told you that a fucking month ago man not gonna lie

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what

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Listen the problem is I'm not even trying when I say this

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That's on me because I thought he was even somewhat competent, but it's like I should be

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Yeah, exactly. Okay, go Jaggen we go Jaggen first here dragon first. Why am I telling you to go Jaggen first?

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Because dragons are important and you need dragons to win

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No, but that's not why I'm telling you to do it first. Why am I telling you to do it first?

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No, think about what just happened

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Zach died? Exactly, Zach died top. So the thing Jinxed that we want to like get in your brain is that if something happens and the enemy jungler gets something somewhere, we trade something on the other side of the map.

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So if Zach is going to get a top gank and he's going to kill you, then you're going to take the dragon first to punish him. And now go bot to top both of them, we're going to look on grubs. Now I want you to talk to me, right? Sit there and talk to me about your plan, talk to me about what's going through your head.

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I don't really know what to say. I'm just farming camps, bro. I'm just farming.

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Yeah, but I don't know what to say.

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Look at your map. Tell me what you see on your mini-map. What do you see on your mini-map?

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I see two toddlers mid, a toddler top, no one bot.

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That's not what I'm asking for, though. What I mean is look at the timers. What do you see timers-wise?

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I see in two minutes I get my gromp, in two minutes he gets his blue buff.

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Okay, but what is the... okay, so the thing I'm trying to make you understand, right,

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is that over here at this stage of the game, it's about looking on timers that you see

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just in general. So right now I see gromp responding in one second right at the enemy gromp.

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So what that tells me is, hey, I could look for the rest of my topside here,

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Or I could look for maybe a topside in fate or I could look for grubs. This is how I want you to think

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I want you to think in terms of like, okay

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What can I do so now Zack got the grubs here?

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Then we need to think his raptors were respawning earlier

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So right now what we could actually do is we could take the Krugs recall and then look for an inbade on his raptors

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Do you understand now why paying attention to these timers is important? Yeah

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Okay, so that's why right now recall

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recall. So why is it important that you recall right now? I wanted to think back to everything

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we just talked about. Because I have no camps up and I have money. Yeah, that's part of

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it. Okay, so now what you're going to do is I want you to look at the map and tell me

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What do you think could actually work three people aren't are going mid

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Okay, I was gonna say I wonder what what's his workers walk those wrappers walk those wrappers

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Seven this first show and don't want to send this bush

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Now go on now now now now the Morgana the Morgana

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Good! Now you're gonna hold your Q-Share. Nice. Good! There you go. Okay, so JnC, this is what I'm saying.

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And the reason why I'm asking you these questions, by the way, is because I know that you play

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off-stream. So I'm really harping in on stuff that I should see you be doing. Because if you're

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telling me the right play to make now, then you're gonna know what the right play is to make when

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I'm not there do you understand yeah so that for example now I want you to look

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at the map okay what do you see on the map I want you to talk to me about a

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pun that you can make I have a camp up in three seconds I'm gonna farm that and

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I have a camp up in 20 seconds I'm gonna farm that and then what 40 seconds I'm

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gonna farm that okay but what other time I'm gonna talk about yeah but what I

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look at the rip tarot maybe or dragons in two minutes okay how about we go

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recall then go dragon okay how about we do something a bit aggressive after your

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Raptors are done how long until the enemy blue spawns 10 seconds you want me to

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run to their blue buff you want you to run to their fucking blue buff like you

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have to understand that right now I want to see the

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look right yeah and John mid John mid John mid John mid John mid John mid John mid

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okay so we can't gank mid so go for this crab first because our our teammate

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cannot move right so we go for the blue and then Taliyah comes and we're fucked

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but now if we go for the crab and then go for the blue then maybe can go for it

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So now I want you to look for the uh for the blue got it. Yes, sir. Nice now get it see

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Now this is good because I can fight that right

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Yeah, but it's not just because of that it's because right now you're being on things before him, so it's like yeah

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I'm gonna ask you it's happening my lucian's 11 won

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Okay, so now Jaycee, Zac was last seen bought so what do you think you could do here?

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I'm not gonna talk

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Exactly, so now I'm not gonna talk for the next minute talk to him by your thought process go

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I'm gonna invade all like I'm gonna get everything he has and get all those camps because we need to be there

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I cut his head off. He's behind

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They're close by I'm gonna run right past this turret get this camp get this camp get this camp

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I'm just gonna get all of his camps because he's behind. I'm just gonna bully him

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Okay, this is not for he has no kids. I'm just gonna go to the dragon now

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All right, now you have 20 seconds

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Do you want to walk to the dragon or do you think would be better to recall spend our gold and then run to the dragon recall

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Spend our gold then run to the dragon start the gilly-dally

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Yep, Jinzy that's what it's about bro. It's about this is the reason why I want to hear you talk is because when you talk

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You know what to do and it helps you learn the game better when you're just sitting there watching things happen

05:11:29.020 --> 05:11:35.600
You're not learning that much. So that's why I'm gonna meet again. Keep talking. Yeah, we have a dragon up shortly

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So we're gonna go to the dragon

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There's some pointless team fight going on garrons in thing. We don't care about any of that because we have a free dragon

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The whole lobby showing tops, so I'm alone dragon

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Zax is show top, so I'm alone dragon. I don't know what this teamfight is.

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Okay, what's your plan after the dragon?

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Uh, bot's top full clear.

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Why bot's top full clear? What camps do you see in the enemy jungle that are up?

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Just raptors.

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Okay, so why not take the raptors then?

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So is it more productive to pull myself out of position to take one of his camps or just take five of mine?

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Well, it's because the thing is you can get one of his camps, you delay yourself by 20 seconds, but now he will never get that 100 gold back.

05:12:20.080 --> 05:12:23.080
So you're solidifying, you come here 20 gold back.

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Yep, get the Krugs and then get the crab.

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Okay, you're right. So just steal, steal, steal. Got it, got it, got it.

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My Lucian's 13-1. It's finally happening.

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See, I knew I was capable of getting like a free win. I knew that'd be a thing.

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It has to happen.

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Like right now, Jinx, see I'm telling you, your gameplay looks fine.

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right now i think do you want to know what i think your biggest issue with

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gameplay is honestly it's the fact that a lot of the times you kind of just forget

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that a lot of the map exists and you're just not paying attention to the

05:12:56.240 --> 05:13:01.160
timers enough right and that's limiting your gameplay a lot because it makes it

05:13:01.160 --> 05:13:04.360
southern afterwards you're not saying that you're not actually activating the

05:13:04.360 --> 05:13:06.320
way you can on the map you understand

05:13:06.320 --> 05:13:07.440
True. True. True.

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I was about to say why he's attacking my camp with that again.

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He's 14 and 1, he can do whatever he wants to my camp.

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Exactly, that's to write the mentality.

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Yeah, if he's 13 and 1, he can touch my camp all he wants.

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So now what we're gonna do here, okay?

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Why don't you clear your top side?

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After this, you're gonna look for a play, a play top side again, okay?

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Now Jinx, you have a question for you.

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Talk to me, bro.

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Well, you're clearing your crugs.

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Do you want me to explain to you again what Loser's Q is?

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No, bro, I get it. I get it, man.

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We all know.

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So we're going to do that with someone to get the crugs, and afterwards run, straight top.

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So why top? Because there's nothing else to do, unfortunately, if I have nothing else to do?

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Exactly because of Olsi. Do you remember Olsi?

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I just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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For the next game on Geneside, look at the map. What do you think you should do?

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Look at the map.

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Push the waves.

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Okay, and then after, look at the map. What's your plan?

05:14:12.080 --> 05:14:17.440
There's a Baron up in 40 seconds. Blue buff on. I should probably recall.

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Okay, yeah, recall.

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But let me ask you a question. Are you stronger than Zac?

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Yeah.

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So why the fuck are you just gonna take your blue? Look at the map again.

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Take his ship.

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Why'd you stop the recall?

05:14:31.000 --> 05:14:33.000
You guys told me to take his ship.

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Jinxie, I meant I wanted you to recall and then invade his bot side out of base.

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Because like his bot side is up in 20.

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So if you go and you recall, you spend your gold and then you run straight to his red,

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then you can take everything.

05:14:45.000 --> 05:14:47.000
No, no, fight, fight, fight. Your team is fighting.

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Fight with them. Go.

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Nice!

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there you go take the wave and now get the baron

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ping the baron ping the baron ping the baron ping the baron

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ping baron ping baron

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baron baron baron ping it

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nice there you go that's that's a fucking probable jungler bro

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listen you're not even gonna be rubbing elbows with faker with this kind of

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gameplay

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why don't you get baron's?

05:15:23.320 --> 05:15:26.080
what? can I get baron or no? no one's baron can I do this?

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Yeah, you're good.

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This is the key of just starting Baron.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Just hey, hey, motherfuckers, we're gonna do it or not.

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Exactly.

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I'm starting it.

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Are they gonna die or are they gonna help?

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Yeah, and that's the, that's the mentality that you need to have.

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Because a lot of time you need to,

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you need to be the guy that sucks shit off.

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You understand?

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No, I don't think this guy's bronze.

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Alright, Modo.

05:15:52.080 --> 05:15:54.080
No, I don't think this guy's bronze.

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It's got to seem to play like a bronze.

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Uh, I mean it depends because sometimes you can always have like the craziest games.

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14 and 1 is like crazy. See, normal what happens is like a bronze player will go like 10 and 0 or whatever and then they'll...

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what actually much better than what we call...

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Normally a bronze player will go like 10 and 0 and then...

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What? Who's going to surrender?

05:16:16.080 --> 05:16:18.080
Why does somebody go to surrender?

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We're like winning.

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No one at Bruntler will go 10-0 and then they'll just sell it, they'll just run it down, cause they're fed.

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Now in this stage, no one's doing anything, should I just be fighting with them or just get my camps?

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I would split push balling right now, that's what I would do.

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No Jinx, let me ask you a question, why would I split push balling here?

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Because the ulcy, objective lanes, camps, it's more important.

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Okay now because of all see why does but split pushing bot lane have the best

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reward because it's isolated no one's here we have the Baron minions no one's

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here everybody's in Narnia so I can get like probably a turret honestly if I

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keep going yeah but why would you keep going what is all see objectives lanes

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look at your map look at your map look at your map dragon dragon oh wait I know

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It's because bot lane was close to dragon, that's why.

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Exactly, yes. So a lot of the times, we'll see, what you want to do is you want to push the lane that's near the objective that's spawning. Do you follow?

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Yes.

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Alright, so now what are you going to do? You're going to take this dragon, okay, and then afterwards, you're going to have to get this mic here at 1400.

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Nice, okay, so now what we're going to do, split push balling.

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Zax here, I'm not going to be able to kill him.

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We don't care, he's coming for us.

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Yeah, even if you aren't, you don't give a fuck.

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Like, what you could do is just take the turret, and then afterwards go for the frags.

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Take the turret.

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Back up.

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Okay, now back up.

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It's not where you're gonna do this, you're just gonna back up.

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Now you wait.

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Now you go mid.

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Mid, mid, mid.

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Why mid?

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Because nobody's here?

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Because nobody's mid?

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Exactly.

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So if everybody shows bot, right, and nobody's mid, then where should we be pushing?

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Mid.

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Exactly.

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Just go where nobody is?

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Go where nobody is?

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That makes sense.

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Yes, yes.

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Because if you go where nobody is, right, then what ends up happening is that you get resources

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that nobody can test you off of you understand yeah okay so no backup nice

05:18:46.680 --> 05:18:50.320
not bad okay so now listen you're gonna have to back up and you're gonna have to

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recall you're gonna have to recall and then out of base you're gonna look for a

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red now JNC I want to see how your mind works in the later game stages so I'm

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gonna mute my mic and you're just gonna run me through everything you're doing

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And why we're gonna talk about our field man. He's mad going mad pushing the wave mad

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Man nobody's mad. There's no dragging up. There's no bearing up. I'm just gonna push man

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Because nobody's mad, so I'm just gonna push man

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Nobody's here just gonna push the pressure keep the pressure

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Yep, nobody's mad

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But my teammate just got a double kill over there

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Just keep pushing waves, keep pushing waves, wait for this next wave, we're gonna go in

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off of it.

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I don't want you to be scared here.

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If two people died and you see Nasus top, then you can dive Kaelin with the only risk

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being that Zack comes.

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You understand?

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Yep, free turret for the kid.

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It doesn't mean insta ult Kaelin, it just means that there can only be two people that

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fight you right now.

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Yep free in here

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Hey

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No, that's what I like to see

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My carry got shot down some of the dead

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no no why are you dipping bro everyone is down right we just gotta kill sorry sorry

05:20:36.640 --> 05:20:44.880
sorry okay so what are you gonna do now push and probably end all right so

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let's fucking do it then let's get that win

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Nice!

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The 5 game boss streak has been broken.

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Yes!

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See, but here's the thing.

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I just had a teammate who did good.

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Like I...

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Like I knew it was possible, bro.

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Like I knew...

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I knew it was possible for my teammate to do good.

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I knew it was possible.

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I knew it was possible.

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Oh, I didn't know that.

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Okay, no, James, I'm gonna ask you something.

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Yeah, are you happy about the fact that you won that game?

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Yeah, fuck yeah, really happy.

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Okay. Very happy.

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Do you feel sad this night though?

05:21:32.440 --> 05:21:35.520
Yes, yes, over the moon.

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Happier than I've ever been in my life.

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All right, it's me that did good.

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I knew it was possible.

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All right, well, let's pray for the continuation

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of Wonderskizan.

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Yeah, like, yes, I'm so fucking happy.

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Thank God.

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Woo, I know it was there.

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I know it's possible because we look at the match history.

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If we look at the match history, we have,

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here's the match history, 0 and 5 mid laner.

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Next game.

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4 and 13, 2 and 7, 6 and 20 bot lane, 6 and 20 bot lane.

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I'm going to look at this game.

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6 and 13 top laner, 8 and 12, 5 and 15.

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They lost every lane.

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I went 17 and 8 and lost.

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Look at this game.

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0 and 6, 80 C.

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0 and 6 top lane, 0 and 6, 80 C.

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This game, I'm 12 and 9.

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2 and 11 top.

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5 and 12 mid laner.

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7 and 9, 80 C.

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His name is Free Josh Getty.

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I knew it was possible, I knew it was possible, and listen, the best part about us that now

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you're entering winners queue bro. Like Riot said, you know what? Maybe we've given him

05:23:00.400 --> 05:23:05.160
a little bit too much. So now it's like they're taking away all the agony and they're gonna

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give you winners queue. Yeah, thank fuck. Thank God, bro. But I'm gonna hop off, bro.

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GG's, man. Here you go. Okay, I'll see you, bro. Yes, bro. GG's my boy. Oh, hey, Jamesy,

05:23:16.360 --> 05:23:20.560
one last thing. One last thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So there's gonna be another

05:23:20.560 --> 05:23:26.680
clash next weekend. Do you want to bring, do you want to get the band back together? We

05:23:26.680 --> 05:23:33.480
can. The only thing is it's gonna be an ARAM clash. Nope, count me out. I'm not playing

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that all right me help that says I'll catch you bro hey I'll see you soon bro I'll see you soon

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all right peace all right peace chat tomorrow bro I'm going to leave you all with a parting gift

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w stream the pc was annoying as fuck um as always first stream on a new pc is a shift storm

05:23:58.040 --> 05:24:04.280
chat, I will leave it all with a parting gift, bro. Tomorrow, me, stable, Ronaldo and Los

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Portos cannot end stream until we get one win on these four games. Apex Legends, Fortnite, Fall Guys,

05:24:12.680 --> 05:24:19.560
and Rocket League lock the fuck in chat. I'm going to see y'all boys tomorrow. We might have a why

05:24:19.560 --> 05:24:23.960
nobody is leaving the bus incident. It might be the most intense form of stream sniping we've ever

05:24:23.960 --> 05:24:28.520
seen in our entire lives, but we can't end the stream until we get one win in those four games.

05:24:28.520 --> 05:24:34.360
We're probably going to start at like two. I might go live early rip fan mail at like one.

05:24:35.560 --> 05:24:38.040
Go live at like two. I'm going to try to text them and get a time out of them,

05:24:38.680 --> 05:24:44.120
but yeah, can't end it till we get a win on all four of those games. I'm going to guess it takes

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like six hours. It's going to be insane, boys. I'll see y'all, boys, tomorrow. Also, last thing, cat!

05:24:50.600 --> 05:25:00.880
This is 100% lock chat on Sunday June 21st. We have the sky blue after the

05:25:00.880 --> 05:25:06.040
winter twitch drop on my stream chat in this rocket league tournament 24

05:25:06.040 --> 05:25:11.200
streamers 3d3 tournament we're gonna do a draft into a 3d3 tournament like we

05:25:11.200 --> 05:25:15.920
always do it's gonna be peak like we always do witness time I don't know how

05:25:15.920 --> 05:25:19.400
long you have to watch for I'm gonna ask and get some info on that but boys I'm

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I'm gonna catch y'all boys tomorrow, man.

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This is on June 21st, and I'll see y'all boys, bro.

05:25:26.020 --> 05:25:26.860
I'll see y'all boys.

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Oh, also, Outer Ring DLC.

05:25:29.380 --> 05:25:31.580
I'm gonna get y'all a date soon on that,

05:25:31.580 --> 05:25:33.060
on the Outer Ring DLC.

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Bunch of anger streams coming soon, chat.

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Love y'all boys, gaffers, gaffers,

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that's it again, so don't see ya.

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you