What is good, baby?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Why is money?
Hi, guys.
It's only capturing.
Wait, I don't know why, I don't know why.
Y'all y'all y'all y'all ain't no doubt about it shit is coming and I'm just praying that
LaDickey love it always told myself that it's the type of shit I wanted I was being honest
even made a promise buddy yes this was it a conscious scorpion take over the two one
have you got the two water that ain't even my concern about
daughter mommy talking about it you know I'm on those this ain't even about some shit upon a
Checklist this is about the fact that I'm about to test this
Way to smile and accept it pretty reckless pretty restless cause I've lived my entire time
When I was singing the song you guys couldn't hear it
Yo, yo, yo high-fives calling high-fives calling high-fives, what up, dude?
and Joe might sounds like absolute dog shit
and it's unbearable.
Hey, Chad, I have a little bit of a story time.
I want to tell y'all boys about today, but I
Can you make sure the mode is the two circles
and it's lining in the middle?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm trying to get on that one.
Oh, okay.
We're on a whole new PC today, but like I said, I'm explain the stories.
Should I just keep talking?
Okay, so chat, as y'all know, I streamed Elden Ring for like 6 days continuously straight nonstop, right?
I finished the Elden Ring stream, okay?
I finished the Elden Ring stream, you know,
end of the stream, chillin', went to go turn off my PC.
I've never in my entire life seen anything like this.
I went to go turn off my PC, nothing happened.
Tap the button, nothing.
Held the button, nothing.
I went into the desktop and tried to power it off
from there, nothing.
This PC would not shut off.
So I committed one of the most cardinal sins ever
in the history of PCs.
I flickered off the power cable like the orange flick.
I flickered off the orange power cable.
The PC immediately shut off and I was like, eh, whatever.
Three days go by and nothing happens.
This morning I go to turn on my PC,
turn it on, flickers off, nothing happens.
Turn it on, the lights come on, the fans come on,
everything shuts off immediately after.
PC fucking died. I don't know if it was the motherboard power table, whatever
Six days of an Elton Ring stream murdered the PC and I might have gave it the finishing touch
I might have gave it the nail in the coffin when I flicked off the power cable
So yes, yeah, our rest in peace sort of old PC type of 07 in the chat
Type of F in the chat. I don't know if y'all can hear the story. I don't even know if the bikes
Sounds like horrible or not
But yes, bro rest in paradise to that PC man
It worked for like three months and it literally died like literally died
But you know, it's not a jinksy stream without the PC exploding bro. Like this is part of who I am dude
I've done like I will I stream with probably 11 different PCs and they each have their own individual problems over the last five years
I'm not even kidding
I'm about to start stream about it literally see if I can get a fucking NASA computer because maybe a fucking NASA computer won't break
like. Can you make sure the gain on the on the mic isn't too loud? I don't know. It's
just when you when you speak really loudly, it's just it's bad.
It's in the middle of facing the word game. So I go to the right of the left.
Like that. Is that good? I went down. I moved the game down. How about that?
Yeah, bring it.
It's like chill.
Okay, wait, is chat dying?
Wait, how does this sound?
Is this good?
I mean, dude, my, literally,
my bulge is in their face right now.
Wait, hold on, hold on.
Put your headset on.
Headset on? On and on. Yo, yo, yo.
Yo, yo, yo.
Yo. Wait, that sounds.
Yeah. Chat.
Sounds good. Is that good?
Yo, you gotta yell, yell!
Yo, yo, yo, yo!
Good, good, good?
Chad, are we good? Are we chillin'?
How's it good now?
Chad, how does that sound?
How does that sound?
Quiet, okay.
Quiet, baa-la-ra!
I know, I know, I know.
Chad, does it sound good or bad? Good or bad? Good or bad? Good or bad?
Yo, my favorite streamer. Thank you for the kind words, man.
I think we're we're good now. Okay. Okay. We have a reaction wait. I have a so why is everybody in chat they have like a trash can next to the name. What is this?
Chad is the mic good or bad?
Is it good or bad?
So, yeah, you know, I'll fix it.
Yeah, one second, guys. We're on a new PC. I got to start off with a story time.
You're going to turn these off, this off, this off, boom, should be good to go now.
Working good, good, good, good.
You are good.
Okay.
I'm going to put up chat on my right monitor so I can reach out.
There we go.
Yo, altitude thinking for the prime, more math thinking for the prime, eta thinking
for the prime, chap thinking for the prime.
What what what's happening?
I'm overstimulated as a motherfucker
Okay, this, and then you can talk about, uh, you wanna talk about Oliver Tree?
Yeah, bro, chat, I actually saw that, um, dude, I was on the phone with Hi-Vice because
we were, like, setting up the new PC and I saw on Twitter, on Dex, yeah, I literally
We saw this tweet, bro, singer all over trees reportedly died in the helicopter crash in
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, two helicopters collided in midair before crashing into an electric
vehicle yard killing six people.
Bro, I saw this.
I saw this this morning and like, I didn't even feel like, doesn't feel real.
It's just, I don't even know how to explain it, bro.
But yeah, it's definitely real.
I don't know, man.
That's insane.
That just goes to show you chat that life flashes by
in an instant, bro.
Every single one of us, every single person,
whether you're, whatever you're doing, bro,
you're on very limited time.
You can think that you're going to be alive for 80 years,
but like out of nowhere, you can just randomly die one day.
Like it's kind of insane, bro.
And it always, life gives you enough time
to forget about that and then it'll just remind you
like a month later with like a story like this.
But that's insane.
I should, I have like a couple of his songs on my album.
But yeah, that's insane, bro.
Or not my album, my playlist, sorry.
But yeah, like that's insane.
Helicopter crash, bro.
That's the same way Kobe Bryant died, dude.
same exact way. That is literally insane. So yeah, rest in beats, man. Get a rest in beats
in the chat. That is literally insane. 32 years old, bro. Way too, way too young to go, man.
That's really sad, really sad. He always seemed like, um, like I'm around. I watched him like,
I watched some podcasts that he did. Like he would always go on people's podcasts.
I remember one time I watched, he went on like the H3 podcast like years ago. Dude, he was like
hilarious um so yeah really sad bro really sad and also made some fucking bangers too man
so yeah really sad bro very very very sad now chat also i see a lot of you guys are spamming this
i can't is this real guys is this real a lot of y'all are spamming this new
a lot of y'all are spamming this
doggy 97% on grief fucking Dexter to is treating about this bro guys this is like this is like
news doggy has been on grief for two years bro we have to watch this bro we have not
why I literally waited till I went live to watch this lock it is the clip lagging or is it my PC
Here we go.
Let's try this again.
His heart rate was 170 his heart rate was 170. Oh my god
Yo, bro type of stag in the chat
Bro, but doggy man. Um, I don't know if you're gonna see this or not, bro
But you're like you're gonna be to any day now, bro. You got a 97%
You're gonna beat this any frickin day, bro. Don't stress out about it, bro
I mean, I'm gonna say he beats it within the next month easily
Bro, he's been on this fucking level for two years chat two years. He's been on this level. Is that not insane?
Germany 1 7 to 1 cap literal cap
Bro, I checked that game this morning. It was 1 1
They got Brazil'd oh my god
Cheers, South got Brazil'd what the fuck
They got Brazil'd
Bro they got Brazil'd oh my god
Oh my God.
Curacao got presented.
Is there highlights? There's already highlights on this?
Oh crap, but I just went live in YouTube.
Wait, YouTube, I'm going to go back live in a second.
Chell, let's watch the highlights. Watch the highlights.
When I got shingles, I was 52 years old.
Chell, what the heck is shingles? What the heck is that?
I always see these ads about shingles.
was for old people. What's this in YouTube? Yeah, there's no way they already dropped highlights
though. I kind of refused to believe that highlights always take forever. Highlights always take
forever. Wait, they did 10 minutes ago. Wait, lock in. That's a little Germany. Manuel Noyer
H4. Okay, seven one is a little bit insane. Can I just be honest? Wait, Manuel Noyer is
still keeper now chat I'm going to give y'all a hot take right here right now in his prime
I don't care what anybody says I don't care if you say Buffon, Vandersar, even Dehea in his prime
the best keeper ever in his prime I don't care what anybody says in his prime the greatest
goalkeeper of all time. I'm not
trolling.
I could see it's Peter check.
No, Manuel Neuer was the
greatest goalkeeper of all time
in his prime. Watch his
highlights.
Manuel Neuer H 40 is
controversial backing goal for
Germany after coming out of
international retirement.
He's got to keep me.
Okay, I'm not going to lie.
I have been a little bit excited
to watch some Germany games.
I'm going to keep it a buck
which are verse, Musiala, Kimish, Kai Havertz,
like, Leroy Sane, this team is fucking stacked, bro.
If Germany doesn't make top eight,
I would literally shit myself.
Back in Nathaniel Brown's interesting.
He has an American father.
Bro, check, Iker Casillas, dad with the hay-up.
You can say any name you want.
I'm taking Manuel Neuer in his prime.
In his day, I'm taking Manuel Neuer over any keeper ever.
to play for Germany. Jamal Uzialov putting the cover from the horrendous
breaking leg. He suffered in the US last summer and our snowsack.
Highbites calling. Yo, highbites, what up bro?
Hey, how's it going?
Um, I noticed something bad. Okay, um, the desktop audience delayed.
Bobo's all right. Yes, pretty bad. Bobo's all right.
What's next? It's like a little troll going to run into my room and punch my testicles?
What else could possibly happen? The audio's delayed. The mic sounds like shit. My PC broke.
The motherboard fried. It's a little troll going to run in my room and punch my nuts.
Right over the 10 gifted steps. She don't. I need like,
I need like someone talking so I can link it.
Like me talking over and over and over?
Yeah, we could do a GXE YouTube video, I'm sure bro, but it can't be you.
Your mic's not delayed, it's the desktop audio that's delayed.
Why don't we just keep watching the video we're watching?
because it's hard because no one's loving I don't see you like the person
talking
does that make sense
I um me how I don't know I got it I got it
whoo Chad that's gonna be it's gonna be one of those days man
one of those days bro one of those fucking days
It's my game, Jinx.
Audio latency?
Is it delayed?
Yeah.
Very delayed.
It's so delayed wait chance actually delay pro. Oh my god.
I'm a hundred cat.
Let's see what we can do drinks.
We're going to have a render delay.
Okay.
And what that's going to do is we're going to narrow it down.
So we're going to delay this now.
It's not, it is, I promise you it is.
Way better.
We're getting there, James.
They're saying now it's delayed.
What?
They're basically saying you have schizophrenia.
I don't have schizophrenia.
Is my headset delayed?
Wait, Jack.
Run, Paul.
Is it delayed?
Like, is this video delayed?
Yeah, Morty.
Morty, is it delayed, Morty?
Why does this YouTube video have no audio now?
I'm going to fucking lose it in a second here.
Middlesbrough wing as Sanjay Hansen, he comes in at the expense of a defender, Julien.
Hi guys, where are you hearing the delay at?
Galli, both Pecuna brothers, Leandro and Juninho played in the English Premier League and...
Now it's worse.
Alright, now it's worse? Alright, I'll just remember them. I guess I'm still... I guess I'm still still... but I promise you there's delay.
But, go ahead.
Chad, is this delaying?
Tahit Chum was once the young player of the year of Manchester United.
Most of the players play in the Dutch first or second divisions.
And have chosen to play to cheer us on.
Brown.
That sounded perfect.
Wait, Chat, when he kicked the ball, did you hear it?
Brown.
When he kicked the ball, did you hear it? Did you hear it?
Like, was it perfectly synced up, Chat, when he kicked it?
Is it fine?
Yeah.
All right.
I'm sure it was the I.
I, James Theodos.
Yep.
What's it like to go to the top of the box?
It's good.
Here, maybe for 10 minutes to get the fast go.
And what a very good long position to get on Louisiana.
Louisiana, top of the box.
You can look in the box, something on this left hand side.
Verses.
Yes.
Oh, this is sensational.
Great landing stop.
But this is like coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb
Bro, it looks like Germany's in it like doing a drill
Versus walking in the box
Musialas jogging
Turn it down wait, what's too loud the game is too loud
Your mic is too loud or my mic is too quiet
I move my mic up and move the game down. Is that better?
Lesson inside.
But, yes.
Oh, there's a sensational goal.
Ready and struck by a meta.
Gorgeous, gorgeous goal.
Hi guys, I'm just going to ignore the chat because they're trolling and it's counterproductive.
Hi guys, you let me know if it's delayed or if the audience thought.
fuck I'm not listening to the chat
it's my my 2 quiet sound the play continues on streaming on a new PC this
like a new issue every three seconds I love it bro it's living my favorite
thing ever is streaming on a new PC like it is my favorite thing ever bro there's
It's just like a new page every two seconds.
It's like, I'm gonna tweak, bro.
How's this?
He's getting too loud.
And a pretty simple finish inside of the foot.
That's what a stream dog?
You know, I wrote, can't see it.
What now to Germany?
Just a second goal.
But he's national, so I'm comfortable defensively.
And I just wonder what the process was behind that.
Double the box!
How long ago?
Francis, it doesn't even matter. He really does.
Wait, who is this? Who is this guy?
Nametia, this guy's going off.
Who's this guy? Who's this guy?
Nametia!
Oh, yeah. Not necessarily a guy from the club before him.
He's going back.
Burks! Burks! Burks!
Yeah, crossing inside, fizzing one goal.
Oh, my god.
So good.
Yo, Germany's stacked, bro.
Just wide of the post.
He's a rookie player for Dortmund.
Wait, it's his first year in Dortmund?
Chat, first year in Dortmund?
Coming in, sir.
Brilliant ball.
Wait, that's some...
That is a good one!
Curacao, can you believe this?
Komenetseya makes history!
Chad, this is the... this is the video.
That is a sensation!
That's scored against the four times world champions.
Komenetseya starts to play Rosetwide.
Germany's won four World Cups. Holy fuck!
the most world cups is it Brazil is it Brazil
back to a tough stretching to try it Brazil right
like it unfortunately deflection Brazil that's five yeah yeah Germany has four oh my god
Yeah.
Jimmy with the free kick.
Joshua Kimmings.
Brilliant.
Oh my God.
What a save.
Hicked a few guys to get Slider back free.
Back post.
Unfortunately it's one.
Ready and ball.
It's a beautiful
You've got it, Landon! Schlockerback!
Cross and Germany! We get in the lead!
Good.
Germany looks scary, bro.
You've scored five more times after this?
He's going to bite more times.
He's not going to miss pedicure.
We're going to take him down.
He's got him. He's got him.
He's got it all at his knee.
With the ball at his feet.
Deflection!
Another block this time by Janine.
You have a turn now.
How many checks are they going to have?
$200,000!
Oh, what a check by Barts.
Oh, it's done, it's done.
It's done.
Red is that fucking L, Red.
Frop or pen, question mark.
Frop or pen.
No, no, Frop or pen.
Barts is on the back foot, and therefore it was a simple penalty.
The referee's in a very, very good position.
It was that second movement of the leg.
He goes to go.
Pure self-ass behind the goal.
Trying to pull him off.
Kai Havets.
And they get it.
It's 3-1.
Absolutely sliders.
Absolutely fucking sliders.
Absolutely sliders.
little stutter here. Let's
be like really his left chat.
How did your sound qualify?
Because isn't their population
like a hundred thousand?
Who did they beat?
Who did they beat, bro?
Hi, habits.
Rolls it to his left.
Simple penalty.
Simple goal and part of the
game.
I didn't get to have time.
I don't want six, seven, eight,
one to make this.
Yo, hi, guys.
My seven TVs not on the chat.
everyone simply not
They will get hammered at the tournament passes. They don't make this. Oh my god, what a ball. Jammel!
Oh, and he's beautiful for New Zealand.
There's a sensation of strength from him. He made it look easy. It wasn't.
Confidently reverse his height to Jammel. I had a feeling they were gonna catch up to him.
And continue to push and push. We saw the opposite of Mexico the other day.
Yeah, I don't think my 7 TV's working. It's not on
Chata one second, uh, we're on a new PC. So basically, you know, let me give y'all another story time, bro
because I did one at the start of the stream,
but I think the audio was glitched or something.
Bro, yeah, so I streamed out in the ring
for six days straight, like kept my PC on the entire time,
whole six days straight.
At the end of the six days, I went to go turn off my PC,
press the button, nothing happened.
Held the button, nothing happened.
Went into my desktop,
went into my desktop, clicked the bottom right button
to power it off, nothing happened.
So I'm like, all right, there's only one option left.
We have one option to turn off this PC.
You guys know what I did.
I flicked the power cable, one of the seven deadly sins.
After I did that, my PC shut off,
didn't think about it for three days, worked.
Today, went to go turn on my PC, the fan turned on,
the light turned on, it shut off 20 seconds later.
Went to go do it again, the fan turned on,
the light turned on, shut off 20 seconds later.
and it's been off all day.
So then we swap to a whole new PC today.
So now there's just gonna be a problem every nine minutes.
It's just gonna be a tech issue stream.
Quickly doesn't allow Eli Rook to set.
It's a fail.
It was a fail.
Oh, Rook had to make a save
and he's very annoyed with his defenders.
He switched off.
It was a fail.
What the fuck, ooh!
Through ball, he sees it.
Signing!
He missed it.
Bro, what a ball.
Holy fucking shit, Germany looks good.
What a ball, holy fucking shit, Germany looks good.
Che, who is Undav?
Who does Undav play for?
club.
Stuttgart.
Oh my god!
Bro, this is bad. This is bad.
Kurosawa's defense is getting passed around like a blunt right now.
Bro, it's not even like spectacular goals.
goals, it's sort of just like a completely deflated defense.
What a fantastic finish with this right foot.
Jinxie, they came back.
Yo bro, I already checked the score, it was 7-1.
Do you think I'm a fucking toddler?
Damn, strike through the laces.
I already checked the score, dummy.
Take the gamble.
You didn't.
John Kersaki with the 25 gifted subs.
She owns.
Wait, isn't that the CIA agent?
Bro, I swear, that's the CIA agent, right?
Kimmish!
And that's why I love Kimmish. Selfless player. That's why I love Kimmish.
And Undam is in there, and Germany, what they keep on, it's in the fact that Undam scores at the world at the top, his very title goes up.
Little slip on down the line, as it came across, I was thinking...
Yeah, it's not self-glaze. I'm not fucking Kimmich, bro! It's not self-glaze!
Wait a second, I've never hit it.
Buddy, I'm not fucking Kimmich!
did the highlights not show the last goal did the highlights didn't show the last goal
Also turkey turkey loss, bro
Yo, sir not this fucking thing chat turkey loss, bro
guys
It looks like USA is gonna top the group
I'm not even joking bro. It looks like USA is gonna top the group bro dead ass
dead fucking ass man
It looks like USA is gonna top the group man. I'm not even trolling
Josh we what should we watch Brazil Morocco?
Bro, I don't dude it looks like they're gonna top the group man. I'm not even joking
Actually, Brazil Morocco drew right? Brazil Morocco drew
Brazil Morocco drew
Also chat we got a banger video here banger video here chat banger video here we were gonna watch this the other day
This video has been enticing me for the last week why 60,000 people live on a rock with zero resources now
I thought this would be about North Sentinel Island but North Sentinel Islands like 200 people so I don't even know what this is lock in
In the middle of the Atlantic, there's an island that has zero natural resources, since
totally isolated, and is a literal bullseye for Hurricane Alley.
Geographically, it should be a desolate rock that-
What island is this?
Is it Bermuda?
We collectively ignore, but instead it's an incredibly wealthy country with over 60,000
people.
Why?
Because this tiny island placed billion-dollar bets on the world's worst natural disasters.
Jeff and this is the incredible geographic story behind Bermuda. It is Bermuda. It is.
When most people think of Bermuda, they immediately picture the Caribbean. They imagine it sitting
down near Jamaica, Puerto Rico or the Bahamas, likely because they share a similar name,
surrounded by tropical neighbors in calm, shallow sea. Holy delay. Wait. High-fives. Is it delayed?
High-fives. Is it delayed, I guess? High-fives. Is it delayed? Yo, what up, I guess.
I guess this is why you pay me and not chat right because I was right the whole time
talking about so
Well, I mean the chat to size CTE brah, I don't know to tell you I know I know this is what I'm saying
So we should probably stop listening. I think the CTE is getting worse by the second
Since let's play again because you can help out too with this game a little bit because I can't help because I can't hear it
Like I don't know what
So, this audio test tells you how long it's, so we're going to, we're going to slow it
down.
We're going to, this, I mean, the line at the bottom, wherever it's at when the audio
is, is how delayed it is.
Okay.
This is.
400.
I.
We're just gonna.
400. All right. We're just gonna
template this by
all right, even if something we can relax.
Just send in the little troll to kick my nuts, bro. Just send him in, dude. Didn't
Ron's stream on this? Like I'm so lost man. So this is Ron's PC. How is it just the Nicholas
Stewart effect? What is this? Um, so I'll expose. It's 30 seconds out of our day. Okay.
Yeah, it's like a hundred more milliseconds or something, probably 50, probably just.
What are you bro, like, yagami man?
The fuck even is this, milliseconds?
Yeah.
All right, there you go.
It's perfect.
Good.
Yeah.
Perfectly.
Thank you.
Have us chat striking again with the wrong input.
All right.
Yeah.
Now it should be good.
60,000 people live on a rock with zero resources locked in the Atlantic. There's an island that has
Bring it like you do
Resources since totally isolated and is a literal bullseye for Hurricane Alley
Geographically, it should be a desolate rock that we collectively ignore but instead. It's an incredibly wealthy country with over
60,000 people. Why? Because this tiny island placed billion dollar bets on the world's worst
natural disasters. I'm Jeff and this is the incredible geographic story behind Bermuda.
When most people think of Bermuda, they have no resources whatsoever.
Immediately picture the Caribbean. They imagine it sitting down near Jamaica,
Puerto Rico, or the Bahamas, likely because they share a similar name.
Surrounders like Trump.
Is the Bermuda really known for the Bermuda Triangle?
Like isn't it like a bunch of ships have went missing throughout like all of civilization
like riding through that?
Typical neighbors and calm shallow seas.
But this is a massive geographic misconception.
In fact, Bermuda isn't in the Caribbean Sea at all.
It's located entirely alone in the vast, seemingly endless expanse of the North Atlantic Ocean.
To put its location in perspective, the closest landmass isn't another island.
It's the coast of North Carolina.
the West, specifically Cape Hatteras, which sits about 650 miles or 1,050 kilometers to
the West.
Bro, so Bermuda's away from literally everything.
And further, if you were to hop in a boat and sail straight east from Bermuda, you wouldn't
hit land again until you crashed into the coast of Morocco and North Africa.
What?
Over 3,000 miles away.
There are no neighboring islands to trade with.
There's no protective archipelago to break the oceans.
So, Bermuda is closer to North Carolina than any other Caribbean country.
I did not know that.
Fury.
Bermuda is a lone spec in the deep blue, which begs the question, why is it there at
all?
And more to that point, how does a solitary landmass just pop up in the middle of nowhere?
The answer lies deep beneath the ocean's surface.
In a violently explosive past, Bermuda is actually the very tip of a massive extinct
underwater volcano known as the Bermuda pedestal.
Millions of years ago, a ge
a hole through the earth's
water volcano underneath B
a colossal mountain that r
the sea floor. Over time,
and began to sink back da
sank, something remarkable
maritime organisms began
around the rim of the sink
sea levels fluctuated over
These reefs were exposed, crushed into sand by the wind and waves, and compacted into
solid limestone.
So when you walk on Bermuda today, you're not walking on volcanic rock.
You're walking on the fossilized remains of millions of years of coral reefs, resting
high above a submerged volcanic mountain.
But being an ancient coral reef comes with a severe, almost fatal, geographic drawback.
A drawback that should make human life here almost impossible.
You see, because Bermuda is entirely made of highly porous limestone, it has absolutely
zero natural freshwater resources.
Think about what that means for a developing civilization.
There are no rivers to draw from.
There are no freshwater lakes.
There are no deep aquifers to pump drinking water from.
When it rains, the water simply filters straight through the porous rock and mixes with the
salty ocean water below.
For a landmass located hundreds of miles from the nearest drop of freshwater, this is a geographic
nightmare.
What?
Bass fields of crops without water.
You can't support a massive population without water.
You'd think that this sheer lack of basic survival resources
would make it completely uninhabitable.
Yet somehow the people of Bermuda didn't just survive this.
They engineered their way around it
using a brilliantly simple architectural trick
involving their white stepped roofs.
Something we'll talk about in a bit,
but before we get to human ingenuity,
we need to talk about the water surrounding the island.
Bermuda sits entirely within the Sargasso Sea, a fascinating region of the Atlantic and
the only sea on Earth that has no land boundaries.
It's defined entirely by ocean currents, forming a massive…
Wait, NASA's gonna talk about the Bermuda Triangle now?
Slow moving vortex.
More importantly, Bermuda owes its entire climate to one specific powerful current, the Gulf
Stream.
Even though Bermuda sits well above the Tropic of Cancer, and therefore is well outside of
the tropics zone, the warm waters of the Gulf Stream flow directly past the island and
give it a similar tropics like climate, as the islands have in the Caribbean.
This oceanic conveyor belt acts as a massive geographic space heater, keeping Bermuda a
pleasant year around, and allowing those coral reefs to thrive much further north than they
normally would anywhere else on the planet.
But this ocean warmth is also a severe double-edged sword.
Warmwater is the exact fuel needed to power the planet's most destructive storms, and
Bermuda's location places it directly in the firing line for North Atlantic
hurricanes moving up the eastern seaboard of North America. It's a literal
bullseye in the ocean. The island is routinely battered by category 3, 4, and
even 5 hurricanes with no mountains to break the wind. Oh god no mountains? So the
hurricanes just come in and clobber this thing. No larger landmasses to absorb
the storm surge. Bermuda takes the full unfiltered brunt of the Atlantic's
By all logic, a flat, isolated island with no rivers, no natural resources, and a guarantee
of catastrophic storms should be a desolate rock.
And for a very long time, it was exactly that, a place completely avoided by humanity,
a cursed island.
What?
The Isle of Devils.
Unlike almost every other part of the planet, for millions of years, Bermuda sat completely
alone.
And when human beings finally started crossing the oceans, it stayed that way.
In fact, when the Spanish sea captain Juan de Bermudez first spotted the island in 1505,
he made a crucial discovery.
Bro, who named the island after himself?
Absolutely no one there.
Zero native population.
Unlike the islands of the Caribbean, which were home to thriving indigenous civilizations,
Bermudez's extreme isolation meant no humans had ever found it.
It was a complete blank slate.
But surprisingly, the Spanish didn't want it.
As sailors approached the island, their wooden ships were regularly ripped to shreds by the
treacherous hidden coral reefs surrounding it. Those who survived the wrecks and made it near the
shore reported hearing terrifying demonic shrieking. I don't think there's anything more terrifying than
being like stranded at sea on a desert island. Boris at night, the Spanish quickly named it.
Yeah, would you have to be stranded at sea on a desert island or be stranded in space?
I guess I'd have to go with sea there. Yeah, if you go with sea or space, I think I'd go with sea
there, man.
Hell of devils and avoided it like the plague.
Now it turns out the demons were actually just the loud, eerie mating calls of the native
Cajal bird, mixed with the grunts of wild pigs left behind by earlier shipwrecks.
But at the time the island was deemed cursed.
And so it sat empty for another century.
It would take a massive-
They seemed the island cursed and no one touched it for a hundred years.
natural disaster to finally force humans to settle the Isle of Devils. In 1609, an English
ship named the Sea Venture was carrying colonists to the new settlement of Jamestown, Virginia.
But on route, they sailed straight into a massive hurricane. Taking on water and rapidly sinking,
the ship's admiral spotted Bermuda and intentionally drove the vessel into the
island's reefs to prevent it from going down in the deep ocean. All 150 people survived.
They spent 10 months on the island. Wait, he saw a hurricane and intentionally crashed?
What a chad bro, oh my god! Building two new ships from the wreckage in native timber to finally
sail on to Jamestown. But the island had made an impression. It wasn't a cursed wasteland.
It was actually quite beautiful, and so a few men volunteered to stay behind to hold the claim.
And by 1612, the English officially colonized Bermuda. But settling the island was one thing,
Surviving it was another.
Remember that total lack of fresh water we talked about?
The early English colonists had to solve this geographic nightmare immediately.
Their solution was brilliantly simple, and it completely defined Bermuda's architecture.
They began carving their roofs out of local limestone,
arranging them in a distinct stepped terrace pattern.
Wait, why would they carve their rooms out of limestone, though?
Like, why do they carve their rooms out of that?
And painting them white to reflect the sun and purify the water.
when it rained. What? That's actually high IQ. And the steps slowed the water down,
catching every single drop and funneling it into large underground cisterns.
Even today, it's written into Bermuda's building codes that every single house
must catch its own rainwater this way. But while they had solved the water problem,
they still had an economy problem. The colonists quickly realized that growing
cash crops like tobacco was a dead end. The island was simply too small,
and the limestone soil was too shallow to compete with the massive agricultural plantations
in Virginia or the Caribbean. If you can't grow things and you have no minerals to mine,
how on earth do you build an economy on a tiny rock in the middle of the ocean?
You turn to the ocean itself. Bermuda pivoted hard. They used the incredibly strong native
Bermuda cedar to build famously fast and agile ships. They abandoned agriculture and became
a maritime powerhouse. Bermudians dominated the regional salt trade and perhaps most
Interestingly, they turned to private tiering, essentially highly organized state-sponsored
piracy.
For a long time, Bermuda's economy thrived on legally intercepting enemy ships and taking
their cargo.
But the golden age of sale eventually ended, and private tiering was outlawed.
Once again, Bermuda was staring down economic ruin.
They needed a new identity.
And to understand how they forged their modern empire, you have to look at exactly who owns
Bermuda today.
You might assume Bermuda is an independent country.
It has its own flag.
England.
Its own Olympic team and its own currency perfectly pegged to the US dollar, but it's not independent.
Bermuda is still a British overseas territory, the oldest one in fact, but their relationship
with the United Kingdom is highly unusual and totally critical to their wealth.
Bermuda is almost entirely self-governing.
They have their own parliament, which is actually one of the oldest...
Wait, they have their own Olympic team?
With 60,000 population, they have their own Olympic team.
US legislatures in the world. Dating back to 1620, they elect their own premier and
then write their own...
Is that insane?
...eternal laws. The United Kingdom essentially only steps in for military defense and foreign
diplomatic affairs. This extreme autonomy gave Bermuda a massive geopolitical superpower.
Because they could write their own local laws, they could design their own tax code. And they
decided they weren't going to charge any corporate income tax. This unique hybrid status, protected
by the military might and
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Wait, what?
Bermuda's to understand how the data makes its money and finances basically its entire
existence. You have to understand a concept called re insurance. It sounds incredibly
dry, but it's actually the high stakes, multi billion dollar safety net that keeps the
global economy from collapsing every time the wind blows too hard. Re insurance is very
simply insurance for insurance companies. Imagine a massive category five hurricane slams into
the coast of Florida. A regular insurance company, let's call them windy insurance,
might suddenly have to pay out 100,000 claims, all at exactly the same time. This is through
building one downside, like of living in Florida. But honestly, only really affects if you live like
coastal Florida. But like, dude, every year, it's every year for my entire life, September,
There's always one gigantic fucking hurricane like every year. You basically spend over and get gaped
Destroyed homes, but if windy insurance had to pay out all of those billions of dollars at once
They would go completely bankrupt the homeowners would get nothing and the regional economy would be ruined
So to prevent this windy insurance buys their own insurance policy
They transfer a massive chunk of their catastrophic risk to a reinsurance company and where do the vast majority of the world's biggest property?
catastrophe reinsurance companies live right in the capital city of Hamilton Bermuda because
of their unique British overseas territory status, their lack of corporate income tax
and their proximity to the United States, which has the highest concentration of expensive
coastal real estate. Oh, God, it makes sense. It's like the perfect business partners. That
actually makes perfect sense.
Muda became the absolute epicenter of the global catastrophe market would have made
like whenever there's just hurricanes, Bermuda like,
as long as it doesn't hit them,
they just make money on the reinsurance.
Your hurricane hits the US mainland,
a devastating earthquake strikes Japan
or wildfires ravage California.
It's very often Bermudian companies
that are writing the checks to fund the recovery.
Bro, I did not know that.
In fact, following major recent US hurricanes,
Bermudian reinsurers have paid out roughly 30%
of all reconstruction claims.
They're essentially acting as a giant financial shock absorber for the world's worst days.
But recently, a massive global variable has entered the equation, throwing this entire
business model into uncharted territory.
As global warming accelerates, ocean temperatures are rising, and as we learned earlier, warm
water is the exact fuel that powers Atlantic hurricanes.
This means natural disasters are increasing in both frequency and ferocity.
We're seeing stronger storms, heavier rainfall, and more destructive storm surges.
Now, you might think that every year that goes on, like natural disasters just get more catastrophic.
More disasters would be catastrophic for a country whose entire economy is based on paying out disaster claims.
But counterintuitively, it has actually made Bermuda even wealthier as global risks increase.
What?
Standard insurance companies are panicking.
They need to offload their risk now more than ever, which drives the demand for Bermuda's re-insurance products through the roof.
Because the risk of catastrophic storms is higher,
Bermudian companies can charge significantly higher premiums for their coverage.
They employ armies of the world's smartest climate scientists, meteorologists,
and data analysts to build incredibly complex mathematical models,
predicting exactly how and where a storm will hit,
allowing them to price their risk perfectly.
They're not gambling bluntly.
It's the most interesting way a country has ever made money.
England.
They're making highly calculated bets on the climate.
What is all of this rating pot like they went from raiding ships to like selling
reinsurance to natural disasters around them. Macro level trillion dollars
or financial maneuvering actually mean for the everyday people living on the island. There's a
very real if tiny human population living in Bermuda after all despite its massive footprint on the
building. So lives in Bermuda type of one in the chat if you live in Bermuda type of one in the
the chat if you live in Bermuda. Bermuda is astonishingly small. The entire island is
larger than the entire country of Bermuda, and living on this tiny strip of Bonson is
a population of roughly 64,000 people. That's the population of a minor suburb in the United
States. Yet because of this massive influx of reinsurance capital, Bermuda boasts one of the
highest gross domestic products per capita on the entire planet, routinely hovering well over
$100,000 per person. The wealth here is staggering. The roads are well maintained, the infrastructure
is- Okay, uh, is that a fucking golf course? Yo, so Chad, is Bermuda really nice? I didn't know,
I didn't know any of this. Chad, is Bermuda really nice? It's incredibly resilient and the standard
of living is exceptionally high. When a hurricane hits Bermuda itself, the island barely blinks.
So they're just like, bro, they made money off of selling reinsurance to natural disasters.
Limestone houses and underground water cisterns are built like fortresses and their power grids
are designed to snap back into action almost immediately. Okay, there's a yacht club here.
here? Here's a cast and it's a painful one for the locals. Because Bermuda is an isolated
21 square mile rock with zero natural resources and no major agriculture. Absolutely everything
has to be imported by ship. Yeah, this is what everyone's wondering. Like, I mean, just there
has to be ships there every every day. I mean, they can't go anywhere. It's not like it's
not like in the US where it's like you can drive a truck to Canada or you can drive a
truck to Mexico like they literally have to get everything in through a ship.
Drop of fuel, every piece of lumber, every car, and nearly every single piece of food you buy at
the grocery store has to travel hundreds of miles across open ocean to get there. Combine that
extreme supply chain cost with the massive influx of billionaire executives driving up
real estate prices in Bermuda has consistently ranked as having the highest cost of living in
the world. The highest cost of living in the world? I thought that was like Monaco. Yeah,
I thought Monaco, you had to literally like, I'm pretty sure in Monaco, you have to like show proof
that you have like $10 million to buy a property. I'm not even kidding. I think that's actually a
thing. I remember watching a video about that. $100,000 a year in Bermuda doesn't make you wealthy.
In fact, it barely makes you middle class. So in the end, Bermuda is a bit of a geographic
paradox. It's an island that should be unlivable. It has no water, no resources, and sits completely
alone in the crosshairs of the world's most violent ocean. Yet, through sheer human ingenuity,
architectural adaptation, and a brilliant cutthroat pivot into the world of high finance risk,
it turned its greatest geographic curse into its greatest economic asset. I hope you enjoyed
learning all about it. I did not know that, man. I did not know that. That is insane, bro.
Chad, did LCS start?
Are we late? Did LCS start?
Voss! Voss!
Oh yeah, I think LCS started. It did, it did, it did, it did, it did, it did.
Have I changed game? Let me call Dantaz.
Let me call Dantaz. Chad, I think LCS just started, y'all.
Let me call down test, let me call down test, let me call down test, let me call down test.
Doggy got 97% on grief, I know, I know, I know, I know, I see.
Yo!
Yo, what the fuck is up, Gidler?
Are we good?
Are we late?
Are we good?
Bro, we're late by like two minutes.
We're fashionably late.
Uh, hi Vyze, Calvin.
Yo, hi Vyze, what up?
Hi Vyze.
I'm in the middle of a disaster stream.
Wait, what do you mean disaster stream?
What's happening?
Wait, you could help actually have I said.
Okay, wait, how?
What do you want me to do?
Turn on your camera.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Turn your camera and discord.
We're going to use your voice to see how delayed the audio is.
is not that I got you I need to ask you my shit sorry you guys are talking about
these guys okay uh yeah start virtual webcam source new camera okay are you
ready no not really I'll tell you when okay just wait wait wait wait wait it's
Is it working?
Uh, no doubt that it's just wait one second.
Hi guys, let me know.
Wait, your camera.
I'm trying to turn on I don't know why I've been having problems with my virtual webcam.
You saw me.
Yeah, it's like really eight.
Let me see.
Is it not working now?
Um, I don't know.
Highlights, is it working now or no?
Not only so.
Okay.
Uh, how about just doing a different method, nevermind.
I'll test.
I
Okay, sorry
What's been happening with the shim today basically I'm streaming on a new PC and it's just yeah, there's just a bunch of problems because my old PC broke from now on mainstream, but how to break
Let me try something
It's not fixed.
the worst okay all right what if I just uh let me thank james let me thank
guy oh no it's not your fault I don't know why uh this happens
I knew as soon as I was serving on a new pc I was like somebody just put a gun
in my throat in game
I don't even know if you could help, I don't know, me how.
Also whenever I talk, your audio plays it back, like I hear myself, like whenever I
talk, I can hear myself double because of your thingy.
Alright, I want to get my light here going, so...
That was not me.
Oh, this is not me.
Wait, I can't even have Gen C stream on.
Ooh!
Yeah, GenC, whatever you do, do not open the LCS on your main monitor right now, because
I can't have their broadcast on.
I heard you do the headset.
Oh, god, bro.
All right, guys, I'm going to go pee really quick.
I'll be back.
All right.
Damn, what a beat.
What a pound.
Guys, check in Discord to make sure that you have to write, like, audio and, like, mic and pod.
Because I think that could be maybe why the thing isn't going.
Also, sometimes when I have issues with audio latency, it can be the USB port that you're
like, my kid's plugged into.
So you could even try maybe like changing the, or tell James to like change the USB port.
Thank you.
Why is this on Jinxie's phone he can't hear you?
Can you hear me?
Thank you.
your mouth. Okay, I think I was just resetting it. I don't know. I think so. Yeah. Yeah, sure.
So, I think that's it.
Thank you.
Um, it's.
So.
Also, also, also.
But what I don't understand is why would it be, why would we have to change it if like,
because Ron streamed on it.
Should we just like hard reset the PC or something.
I don't know.
Well, uh, try moving the desktop audio source and then like the adding.
I'm in favor of just why I don't want to put on a bunch of filter.
I don't know.
We're just wiping the PC because if it worked for around four days ago, there's no reason why we should have to do anything. It should just work.
Yeah, but I don't think you need to wipe the PC like try removing. You see how on your OBS, it sounds like desktop audio as one of the one of the things.
you
Thank you.
It's six months.
I fixed the bill.
Hard resetting worked?
Yeah.
Yeah, I was going to say because there's no reason why it worked for Ron and then just
exploded because Nicholas did not touch it.
All right. Is it working? All right. Thank fucking God. Holy shit.
All right.
Can you tell me the details for the watch part of this?
What do you mean? What details?
What I need to do for the title or anything like that?
Okay, yeah, I'll send it to you. Thanks, man. Chad, I think we're good now.
Okay, we should be good. All right, all right, all right, we good, we good, we good.
All right, all right. Fuck, I fucking hate split. Oh my God, I hate stream issues so much. Holy shit.
All right, I think it should be working now my microphone is being held up by paper towels right now
If I can tell you why I don't even know we were testing the audio off-stream
I'm on a new PC because the other one exploded and then every time I stream on a new PC
It's like a little troll runs into my room grabs my fucking wiener
Lights it on fire with a match and then stabs me in the fucking stomach like every random
issue that can happen happens
All right, I think it should be good now.
I literally just want to stream Jesus Christ.
Should be working now.
Can I have your old PC?
It doesn't turn on.
It's completely broken.
We're going to try to fix it with swapping the SSD card.
But enough about that.
Let's watch LCS.
Yo, Dottes, I think it's working now.
I think hard resetting it worked.
Yo, let's get big stew.
Yeah, and I don't even hear myself double.
Yeah, sure, good.
Yeah, I knew hard resetting it would work because there's...
There's literally no reason why it should work for Ron five days ago, and then just explode for me
So I think about work
Yep. All right, so Jin see now I have a question for you. Yo, wait don't says oh, yeah, so I said sorry. What's up? What's up?
No, you go first you go first
So can you watch the game or no still no?
I'm gonna be honest Jin Sam's on the cut chair. You're still in the cut chair
I'm still in the couch
I think I think I'm on it now. I'm on it now. So
Okay, yeah, yeah, I
Jeng see I can you share your screen on discord because I'm since I'm not watching it I watch your like this gorgeous room on my second monitor
Forces the flash out of the team liquid mid laner, St. Scott control
Can you see it?
Wait, am I being allowed to have the audio on?
I don't know.
He can go in for the pressure on Anna, and every time you use the ultimate play,
Wait, I think I am, no?
Like, I think audio would, I'm assuming audio would be fine.
So he gets to push the minion wave.
You can't know.
Very, very good stuff here.
You can't even have the audio on your stream.
And it sets you up for the next time.
I mean, I guess not, bro.
I guess, I guess, I guess we're really on the chart today.
So tell me about these teams here, bro. Team Liquid and Lyon collaborate with some of these teams.
I'll give you a second. Let me look at this.
Can you see the screen share?
Yep. Okay, yep, we're getting out.
Okay, so Team Liquid and Lyon. Okay, so Jinx, let's stop.
The team, you see Lyon, like the red side team?
Um, yes, yes, I see Lyon.
Change game, please. Change game.
We're just getting more here for a little while, we'll get a point.
So, okay, we jinxed, before we continue, can you just like go to your settings for a second to check if it's like an issue on your end with like the mic input and stuff?
Oh.
Cause like every time I talk I get myself ties.
No problem.
What is it?
My input device?
Yeah, so just check input device and output device and make sure that it's like both like the things you actually use.
How does this sound?
Is this better?
Talk now, talk now.
Yo, yo.
is it good yeah now it's good okay so Jinx listen up the TLDR okay so this is
the grand finals of the LCS right now all right grand finals of the LCS so the
team lion actually has a jungler named inspired and this guy looks exactly like
Oh nation it's all I'm not even kidding you
Wait their jungler team lines over
Yes, dude like wait look on the bottom right of your screen right where you see their names when it says inspired
You're literally gonna think it's only I'm not even
Right there! Right there!
Yeah like it really looks like him!
No, it does look like Donate!
Bro, but how does that relate to the match?
Okay, so how it relates to the match is because that guy is, unironically, the best jungler that's ever played in NA. Ever.
He is probably even one of the best junglers in the world.
He's so every few...
Almost. He's almost better than me.
Wait for real Z's you're better than this guy you're better than inspired
Yes, ask your shots ask your shot. Chad. Who's better? Don cans are inspired in jungler. Who's better?
Yeah, who's better inspired or don't as inspired. Oh don't ask don't ask
I'm telling you like listen real ones like have you ever heard Connie's say real eyes realize realize
I think so yeah
That's like what people have to keep in mind when anyone says they're better jungler than me
It's like the people that are awake to the lies of the world are able to realize like yo
This guy actually is the goat and it's about being able to recognize this shit. You understand wait, so it's like
Sure, sir. Yeah, you're better than it's
One kill in ten minutes holy bro. Wait, this is how many people are at LCS? Wait, it's actually kind of packed. It's packed, what?
Bro, there's more people in LCS than like R6SI
How do you know they're like thousands?
Well the thing is like I'm not sure because LCS has been downsizing over the years in terms of studio
But normally they always do sell out for the finals like the the regular season matches
It's a bit of it's a bit interesting
But like finals they always sell out so JNC are you ready to learn about the Pro League's yes or no?
Yes, bro. Wait, is this best of five or best of three by the way? It's best of five
Okay, it's map one map one. Yep. Vamo Vamo
Okay, so listen up Jinxie listen up. So attention so this is how it works, okay?
Right now this is the best of five finals the winner of this game goes on to something called MSI, okay?
And MSI?
Yes, the winner of this game.
Yes, Lucer goes high and it's over for them.
Wait, only one team from NA goes to MSI? Is that correct?
No, it's two teams, but there already is a secure team if I'm not mistaken
Yeah, okay, so Jinx it turns out that what I said was literally just a lie
But we're gonna assume that it's right to hype up the game does that make sense?
Wait, so what you just said was completely incorrect. Yeah, I guess so
So, the team that wins this goes to MSI, right?
And what if I told you that earlier today, SKTT1 secured another MSI spot as well.
So means that the team that wins this is good at competing in the same tournament that Faker
is going to.
So wait, we'll be able to watch Faker live in 2-3 weeks or so?
Yes.
Say you swear.
2-3 weeks.
I swear.
For realsies.
What?
Yes
Like Jynxie this is why I'm telling you though. It's like this
Which one the one on the left or the right guy with an axe I've never seen that is that a mord skin
No, so that's a guy named scion so scion actually has a passive that infinitely stacks his health
But thumbs cringe
What do you think the ad is that's the reason why like have you ever heard of this one guy the boss?
Yes, bro, that's the goat. I actually watch some of his YouTube videos
Okay, so the boss actually one trick scion and he builds him full ad with crit because since he gets help from his passive
He goes fully be on one shot to everyone
But I thought the boss does like random characters like he plays random stuff
Yeah, but it's kind of like okay, you know how I know the boss you guys know the boss that guy's goaded
Yeah, but it's kind of like, you know how like I play a lot of Hecarim, but then I also do other stuff, too
Like I'll do like
No, you don't bro. You play Hecarim or Yee, that's it
Yeah, but I still play Yee, bro
You don't play anybody, bro
Bro, the boss, if the boss is a one trick, what are you?
you!
brother boss plays a new character every day
he plays a new character every day
jangsy!
i can play more than two champs bro
no u can't!
yes i can!
come and play.
jangsy, you mother fucker.
listen!
no way we can cast ten of them
we can cast them
yeah
okay
so jangsy
listen
you're telling me i can only play one character
One character
Do it dude it jing see I know how to also play saw hand I played Diana
You play Diana in front of me like once or twice maybe three times
Okay, yeah, cuz you wrote me watch like maybe like 10 of my games
I watched 20 or 30 bro the challenger day I was watching I watched like eight games that day alone maybe more
Yeah, okay. Yeah, you're probably like 20 back here 20
Exactly, that's what I'm looking at that one. So it kills to zero 14 liquid
Does that even matter like what is the current thoughts of the exact positions of this game right? Okay, we're team lion
So Jinxie, what's rule one? I'm getting kills in League of Legends
right now they literally mean nothing the objective means more and you say
exactly so right now the thing about team liquid is you see that little
number next to them where it says 28.6 thousand versus 25,000 that means they
spent more gold right no that's the total amount of gold that they have in
their inventory is including what they've spent so the thing is that team
liquid is up gold because they have more turrets and they have more kills right
So what that means is that they can fight objectives easier because they're stronger so when teamfights roll around
They're just going to be stronger than the enemy now the thing about it though
Is that on their so matter then because kills contribute to gold and then gold contributes to money span of their money
Money spent contributes to levels that levels contributes to teamfights and then T5 contributes to objective that objective
Consider the rhythm of pain
So we're going to take a pregoda spring roll break after that one.
What is pregoda spring roll?
Oh, the...
Yes!
Okay, listen, listen.
So the thing is that yes kills can matter in pro leagues, but it's only because in these
leagues you can actually trust your team.
Like when you're playing an iron with Timmy Turner 99, right, if this guy has 300 gold,
couldn't care less because he's probably gonna die to the enemy turn 1v1 so
that's why it's like in games like this like right now there's a dragon fight
this dragon fight since blue side has more gold they can win this fight easier
and if they do look they're actually winning so now red is going in you see
like they're just fighting front to back but it looks like red actually managed
to get the jump on blue so even though red loses the dragon here they got the
kill so they're bridging the gold gap here in her son. Got it. Yes. Okay. And now we see
Team Liquid with a little bit of a turd push here. What is your thoughts on this? They're
going to fall back, right? They can't fight this. They're not going to resist the fight.
Yes. So like right now there's an Ubreed teleport coming in. Boom, boom, right to your door.
The Akali's going in. She's throwing out her Pagoda to you. She's looking around. She's trying to
find one of the Samson ults. Is he going to get me?
shot I saw my face on the side did you see that rewind I saw my face I'm not
even kidding oh my god what W lead community man
Yeah, bro that is actually pretty neat. See normally people do like normal people stream
by me it's like a 7 or they make me fat or me vaping. W leak community man. Yep. That's
the thing. What do they make you bald? Well I have been bald a couple of times. The image
right there was me being bald. Yep. So, JC, look, you see how this camera is not Tyler
one? That's my picture, bro. I'm telling you, that's not Tyler one. Look, I remember taking
this selfie this is the iconic selfie behind the screen guys that's me
dumbasses that's not the one
what's me no jingsy jingsy actually
no that actually is how the one though
bro no it's not to walk jingsy no you
don't sound that is father one bro it's
this image right here trust me that's me
look that no it's that's it's bro jingsy
it's not bro jingsy it's not a little
Now ego dies then look do you have eyes that is this image I took the picture that's me
it's not an Ego
Jynxie, Jynxie it's okay to say that you're not the only bald guy like Tyler
Bro that's me ego I'm not kidding
Okay we have a Pagoda Q coming in from Lion inspired here he's gonna fall back
Who is this character, Dantez? I've never seen this. Who is this? Explain this.
T-Law Corey.
Okay, so right now, do you know Mystique from the Marvel Universe?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, you know the girl back in Shapeshift into anyone?
I've never watched Marvel.
Okay, anyways in the Marvel universe there's this woman called mystique and she can shape shift into anybody
Right, so she can literally turn into you. Does that make sense?
Okay
So the thing is Jinx here the thing is right what again?
Yep, they just like absolutely annihilated him
So now the thing is that there's a champion in league called Niko and this champion actually is able to
Sit there and turn into anybody that she wants
Okay
So that's why right now that guy core JJ
He's playing Niko and the reason why that champion is so broken is because she can knock everybody up like in a
Mumu alt but she can move while doing it and she can do it from stealth so you can't even see her doing
But Daphnis you see every character is broken bro besides hecarim and geith
Yeah, that's cuz they are
So every character is broken besides the one that you play
Yeah, wasn't that literally a lesson that I taught you like a few weeks ago. True. No, you did. Yes. Okay. No, you did
You did you did I'll give you that yes
All right, so now Jinx you listen because right now I want you to look at what the junglers are doing because we're gonna sit here
And we're gonna use their jungling as a way to get better. Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. Are you listening? Yes
Okay, so first things first don't feed get fed scan the barcode to get LCS deals on the Uber Eats
Got it. Okay. All right. Second thing. Okay. Pia is also sponsoring
My juggling how is this helping?
Okay, Jinxie, Jinxie, listen, is because if you want to get fed, you don't just have to rely on Uber Eats.
You can also rely on Pagoda Egg Rolls to actually sit there and to come and clutch. Does that make sense?
Bro, yes, yes, kind of, but come on, man.
Okay, okay, sorry, listen, the only reason why I'm mentally lagging is because I don't have AT&T as my service provider.
So if we had some AT&T, then we would be able to actually be more like Co-Chairant. Does that make sense?
Yes, 100% bro.
Alright, so now listen.
You feel 2% missing health every 5 seconds. Is that a dragon ability?
No, so every time you kill a dragon, you get a little effect that's worthless.
And when you kill an ocean dragon, that's what you get.
So it's really something that does absolutely nothing that you don't have to care about.
Dragons are only good for the soul.
So the only point of getting any dragon is to get to the fourth dragon, right?
Exactly, yeah.
It's like when you're chilling in your secret lives chair, right?
And then you're swapping from video to video, right?
Well, eating your pagoda egg rolls on your AT&T service provider computer.
While you're waiting for your breach to arrive, door to door.
Yes!
So, when you get the fourth dragon, the soul lasts for two minutes, right?
No, the soul lasts forever.
So that's the reason... BAS!
Yes! That's the reason why it's so broken.
So, every dragon you get is a permanent...
What about Baron Nassour? What about Baron Nassour? Two minutes?
Why are you saying his name like it's a Saudi Arabian oil prince?
Wait, I thought that's how you pronounce it, Baron Nassour, right?
It's Nassour.
Oh, Nassour.
Nassour is Baron Nassour.
You sound like some guy that's...
Bro, now there he sounds like the name of some guy that's going to hire Ronaldo to be on his soccer team.
Why aren't I working around with him?
Okay, sorry, continue. What were you saying?
Oh, Baron has two minutes, Soul is forever ever.
No, so Baron lost three minutes.
One person gets the Soul, can the other team get the Soul or no?
Like let's say it's three to three on dragons.
Oh, once the Soul happens then it's only the...
So, what's it called?
It's the Outer Dragon that spawns.
I thought I got one shot.
I thought I got it.
Yes!
Now remember, after you get the fourth dragon, either team, only one team can have the Soul.
After that, even if it's three to three on dragons, once the fourth dragon happens,
It's only outers, right? Only outers?
Exactly, yes. So that's why when it comes to the actual game itself, right?
You need to make sure that you do get that soul, because the teams in SoulQ that gets soul have an 80% chance to win.
Wait, is that an actual statistic?
Don't that? Yes, don't that. That's an actual stat.
Yes, bro, yes. That's why in your games, I always tell you get the dragons.
If you get the dragon soul, you have an 80% win rate.
Yes, but to be fair Jinxie, it's also because like if you're gonna get dragon soul
It's probably because you are winning the game, right? It's like I say
millionaires have a high chance of like
Driving a high car or like a high-end car, but the reason why is because they're millionaires
exactly, yes
So if you have if you have dragon soul it means you've probably been winning team fights and they can't contest you on dragon
Don't be afraid you're probably stronger anyways because that means you're exactly winning or you're mid lanes winning
Or your bot lanes winning and then you can win all the team fights and then the dragons or yours
And it's all one big snowball effect
Yep, that's that's exactly right because you can steal dragons sold
Yep, so that's why
But the surprising thing is that in solo queue, your team just leaves y'all to dry and they let you die for no reason.
Yeah, but like jungling is like the most important role in the game.
Like we're kind of like LeBron James on the Cavaliers.
Yeah, it's like the theme of this way, James, the theme of this way.
It's like you're living in an enclave where everyone is starving, right?
And the problem is that in this Enclave, they don't have pagoda spring rolls or Uber Eats,
so they're literally starving.
And there's only one guy that has an Uber account connected to AT&T that he uses from
his secret lab's chair.
And only this guy can actually get food for the Enclave.
Oh, HyperX!
But the problem is that what his team does is they all have their HyperX headsets in,
So they can actually hear what's going on because of how good the noise cancellation
abilities from the headset are, right?
And the issue is that then he's wasting all of his Mastercard money so he can't even sit
there and he can't even get more Uber Eats.
So after a while, all the food is wasted because it went bad because nobody had their HyperX
or their Mastercard at play and then everyone blames him because they say he's the reason
why they're starving.
Does that make sense?
Bro, the thing about a jungler is, this is what jungling is in League of Legends, and
let me know if you agree or disagree.
If I'm a jungler in League of Legends, I make baby sin.
I have four little babies on my team.
Mommy, I dookie my pants.
Mommy, can we get McDonald's?
Mommy, I dookie my pants.
I poop my pants.
Can you gank bot?
We're under tower.
I'm jinxed and I'm O-in-4.
I need my pacifier and my lollipop.
I'm the caretaker, bro.
I'm the freaking babysitter,
because I got all these little babies crying in my ears, bro.
Because they lose their lane,
and then they talk to me about it.
Bro, I don't care about your lane.
Me, ho.
I'm trying to get fed.
You want me to gank?
Win your lane, then I'll gank.
Win your lane, then I'll gank, and I'll KS.
Do you know what I'm saying?
It's like a babysitter.
I'm a freaking...
Wait teamfight teamfight teamfight
Okay big teamfight coming in
So now Jyncey watch watch what's gonna happen here okay
Because everyone's gonna use all their abilities and people are gonna start dying
So as you can see everyone is going in people are fighting people are dying
And it looks like red got a double kill
They got a double kill!
And now red won the fight
So now the red wins the fight they snap drag right they go drag
Uh is it up?
Yep then they're gonna get it
So, Jyncey, what you were saying was right, but there's one thing that you forgot.
Talk to me, talk to me bro.
You forgot that the only reason why you're able to smite Relaner's cannons when you
go to their lane is because you have not only the fastest Wi-Fi with AT&T, but you also
have the most energy with the red build because it gives you wings, does that make sense?
It bro, exactly bro, it literally, like not as you took the words right out of my mouth,
No, no, seriously, like, I'm done.
Every time I jungle, I have a bunch of frickin'
little babies in my team.
Oh, I'm behind because you're ganking.
No, I'm behind because you're not ganking.
I'm not ganking because you're behind.
It's like, what came first, the chicken or the egg?
Do you know what I'm saying?
Oh, I can't make that show.
I'm in a clean liquid coaching room,
but you saw as soon as Lyon said,
all right, yeah, no, I know exactly what you mean.
Bro, it's like, I'm not ganking because you're behind.
kid like I'm not I'm not you're not behind because I'm not ganking I'm not
danking because you're behind and it's like the thing is you're not ganking
them from behind either you know what I mean yeah no because Jinxie when you
normally gank you always go through the river if you gank them from behind and
you saw that their turrets then the problem is that your chance of winning
the gank are very low so that's why whenever you're ganking people you just
want to gank them right where they can see you because if you do it from behind
And you're gonna sit there and you're not gonna be able to get fully in
100% literally 100%
All right, so now Jinxie listen up so because
Wait, hold on let me ask you a check
Okay, so right now as we can see both teams are even in gold
But the lion team has three dragons, right?
So because they have three dragons it means that right now
They're only missing one for soul, right? Which is very important
So now you see that red team is getting vision in the topside jungle
The reason why they're doing this is because they want to play for Baron so right now saint
He's looking for an assassination angle because if he kills somebody
Oh my god
Where did the doklah come from lion doklah, where do he like TP?
Yeah, so the problem is that there's this one champion in the game named Shen right and Shen is essentially like I imagine you have
Don't as if you think you can't make the joke probably don't
But I think it would be fine
Things Shannon he's broken
Yeah, so essentially the thing about Shen right is that he can like teleport any from literally anywhere
So because of that he can be on the other side of the map and then randomly he'll just pull up one day
Do you see what I mean? I see that sounds very broken
Wait, this is a Baron fight though, but isn't red up a man? They're up a man, right?
Yeah, so since red is up a man
They just got another kill too so there's no way that blue is can be able to do anything here
Like they just have to give everything because blue has literally three useless champions on their team
Like they locked in stems from that one assassination, right?
Yep. Yep. Exactly
Because the thing James he is like if you're sitting there and you have numbers disadvantage
What we talked about yesterday if you have numbers disadvantage you lose right?
So that's why when that is able to get a kill before the Baron's once or what before they do the Baron
Then essentially what happens is you're just allowing yourself to get some crazy things going so now they're going in
They're trying to get some kills on this berserker guy, right? They're going for him
He's going for them and then hands of dying, but red treats two kills
Wait a minute wait a minute Scott fetish Scott fetish
Okay, just to clarify just clarify Scott means scuttle. Yes
I'll call you as a pain lass.
Wait, he has hand warmers?
Do you play League of Legends with hand warmers?
I'm gonna be honest, I don't have any AC at my PC blasts at 50 degrees.
So I'm just like playing from Dante's Inferno, I don't need any warmers dude.
I'm really sweating half the time.
fun. Wait, this is huge fight. Oh my god. Triple kill. Okay, so Jinx, if Red wins this fight here, they get the Dragon
Soul. So that's why right now they need to win. Well, it's over. There's only one Liquid player left.
Dude, GG. Lion wins. Yo, they got packed up there. Oh, Red Bobarren power play.
Okay, so Jinxie, right now there's a Red Bull Baron power play, but we also have an AT&T
powerful dragon play as well.
So right now, as you can see, Berserker is going for the Pagodas foot push mid lane,
right?
But everyone is going to call their Ubers that are going to arrive to their destinations
as Kias, right?
And they're going to be teleporting to him, right?
But not as fast as the teleport, as the teleport that you get from using AT&T easy access Wi-Fi.
by using the AT&T Wi-Fi it allows us to get good positions in our secret labs
gaming chairs so we can actually 1v9 team fights does that make sense
yeah bro yes 100% oh that actually made bro that made perfect sense man well said
well said thank you thank you all right but Jinxie don't forget that the only
reason why any of this is possible is because of the Samsung monitors and the
hyper X peripherals. One of the questions posed to Core JJ was how do you evaluate Lyon style?
What are their win conditions? And he thinks for a second he says farm and farm and farm and farm and
then you win. And sorry, I just got a weird text. Sorry. What's up? I just got a weird text.
Do you want to tie a letter now? Yeah, dude, I'm pretty sure FIFA like copyrighted my Twitch
stream because I was reacting to highlights two copyright strikes and if
I get one more I get permanently banned off Twitch yeah I have two copyright
strikes they're both from people I'll never watch that again I'm sorry guys
you own me he's this but is it even possible for you to even get like rights
to like watch it or no oh god no bro I would have to like um literally getting rights to streaming
a FIFA game would have to be like literally joining the Illuminati I'm not kidding like
Jesus
all right well listen that's the reason why we watch LCS instead of FIFA am I right
Yes
Like jinxie that's the reason why if you go right now to any eastern european country on the planet and you go up to middle-aged man
And you ask him
What's the most hype event that you are like hype for the day for he's gonna look at you and he's gonna say the lcs spring finals
He won't even think that he was even playing it'll be a surprise to him to hear that. Do you understand?
Bro, exactly, yes, exactly, bro, exactly.
God, I love this.
All right, so listen, now what's gonna happen, okay?
Is Lion got the ocean dragon soul.
So every single dragon soul gives different effects, okay?
The cloud soul gives you movement speed when you ult.
The infernal soul gives you damage
when you land in ability every 10 seconds, right?
I didn't know this.
Yes, what the ocean soul does,
It actually gives you health and mana regen while you're in combat.
So it's like you always get bonus health and mana regen.
Bro, what? Are you serious?
Yes, it's like Jinx imagine having a never ending supply of Red Bull and Pagoda Spring rolls next to you.
Like you never have to worry about your thirst or your hunger because they got you taken care of. Does that make sense?
Got it. Okay. Phantabulous.
Alright, so now we're gonna see what's happening here, okay?
So Red...
So this game's over, right? They're up gold, they have soul over.
Yeah, they're like, at this point, Blue Team should not be able to win.
Cause Blue Team also has like a really trash comp.
Like it's really horrible.
Why is the Blue Team's team comp trash?
Because the thing is that Red Team, right, has three health stackers, okay?
Three. So three tanks.
And the Varus, so the ADC4 blue team, he decided to build a champion that actually can have percentile damage in his kit with lethality instead.
So this guy is just completely griefing and selling the entire game right now.
Got it.
It would be like, imagine you're in like a lightsaber battle, right?
And instead of using your lightsaber, you decide to use your blaster.
But you're against Yoda.
Oh god, that sounds awful.
Yep, so that's why, like, I don't know what's going on with that guy right now.
Like, right now he's completely trolling it.
Alright, you know what's actually so interesting?
Is this some free Baron for them? Yeah, what's up?
I was gonna say, I've literally never heard of that guy Morgan in my life.
Like, I don't even think I've ever played a solo queue game with him.
at the start to shop garage comes to see an a player that's he inspired about
the bear and already and they've got it same goes over the wall don't look
absorbing the damage now so like the thing is that I would say across both
teams right now there's really like five imports probably so a lot of the NA
players in LCS are like not from NA like they weren't like Warner like raising
they played in another region and then came to NA?
Yeah, exactly.
It's kind of like how Ronaldo plays for Portugal.
And then when he's nearing the end of his career,
he's like, all right, let's just go to Saudi Arabia
and play some soccer over there.
You know what I mean?
Wait, so is NA not as strong as a region as EU?
Well, think of it this way.
The reason why NA and EU are different
when it comes to that, is because EU has a very fierce fan base
for a few teams, because a few of their teams
are regional teams.
So if you're from Spain, you watch this one team called
MCoy, because everyone from Spain,
that's their national team.
From France, there's this team called KC.
So it's like there are certain teams.
But the thing is that in NNA, it's kind of like every team is just like a team, right?
So like they approve fan bases over time, but if you're constantly changing rosters and like
people are going to get connected to the team, if the roster is the same.
Exactly. Exactly, yeah.
That makes sense actually, man. Actually, I want to explain.
Yep. So now Jinx, what's happening right now is that blue and red are just duking out the final moments, right?
Because at this point, blue can literally never win a fight.
But the problem is that if you type slash ff in an OCS game, you get fined.
So they're not allowed ffing.
Wait, you get fined for forprinting? Why?
Oh, do you want to know the real answer?
Sure, yeah, yeah. Why do you get fined if you ff?
Because, bro, like, the sponsors paid money to be on the screen for a while.
I remember you were sitting there ffing every game at 15, and it's kind of chalked for them.
Oh
No
So right now as you can see red team gets the elder right so because of the elder what ends up happening is that like
Regis auto wins now so
Dragon is like if you're under 30% you immediately die right?
Exactly. Yes funny story. Do you want to know the reason why I'm cheering for red team today?
Why? Why are you cheering for Red Team?
Because the team Liquid CEO used to follow me on Twitter and then at one point he actually
saw the reason why I had a Twitter following because I started making funny posts and then
he unfollowed me.
So Team Liquid's coach unfollowed you?
No, not the other coach, their CEO.
Like the guy that literally made the team.
Oh.
Yeah, so close now don't just cracking in the game to here
What do you think we're going to see some compromise like if they're going to be changes if they're going to be adjustments like what is
You can't play the same character more than once right or no exactly so things
Yeah, so in fearless you're always having different champions getting locked in right so because of that what ends up happening is that over the course of
the series you're gonna always have different players or different champions
are gonna be locked in to make it for a very enjoyable experience and you want
to know the reason why they actually made this a thing why it's because back
in the day when pro games used to be played it would legitimately be the
same 10 champions every single game literally the same 10 champs every game
the only thing that would change is which team would get which champion but
It was the same 10 every game.
I think it was 5 times.
Is this why you didn't join Pro League because you would have to basically play more than
Hecarim?
No, so the reason why I never joined Pro League is because one day I was sitting there and
I actually got an offer from one of the most prominent teams, so like Dantas, we want to
bring you on our team.
I don't want to leak it.
I don't want to leak it because of NDA.
But anyways, so the team comes out here, right?
They're like Dantas.
We think you're the greatest gift to jungling that NA has ever seen and we think that you're just going to like dominate everyone like we could see you
Mogging faker in a 1v1, right? So at one point I'm sitting there. I'm like in talks with them and then I
Get a message from every other jungler in the pro league at the time and they said contest
Well, I'll give you 30% of our salaries each
please just don't join because if you join we're all gonna get mugged and then
everyone's gonna realize that it's like that we're not anywhere near your level
so because of that I actually decided I'm not gonna join the LCS and then
said I'm generating passive income this other time told you to not join because
you were gonna skilled if your team so hard that they would get pissed mom
Exactly, yes. That's exactly what happened.
I have a feeling that literally none of that happened.
Okay, do you have proof that it didn't?
No.
There you go, so it's a 50% chance.
What do you think is the average rank of this crowd?
Ironically.
So I've been to like a lot of like conventions and stuff like that
I'm what if I told you that the average rank there is probably like silver
I would say higher dude. I feel like if you're this passion about league
It's got to be like flat average. No, no
Because like jinx there's something I have to understand these people don't watch pro leagues because they're passionate about league
They watch pro leagues because they're passionate about pro leagues. There's a big difference between the two like you're not gonna
JC it's Tyler one and it's only a pixel right behind
So, okay, dot test.
Okay, now, here's my next question.
If you think the average rank of the crowd is silver to gold, right?
Now, your reasoning for this is because you said, and I quote, they're not patched about
League, they're patched about Pro League.
Yes.
I disagree.
I bet you the average rank of that crowd is platinum
For real sees what's yo, here's a better question. What's the average rank of league chat?
What's the most common rank in League of Legends? It's got to be the bronze or silver
No, I disagree
Okay, you want me to pursue right now. It's cold. I bet you it's silver
I think I think gold is too hard for it to be the right
I I can prove right now that it's gold. Are you ready screen chair? Where okay?
Yes, I'm joining your screen chair right now. I'm in your screen chair, bro. Why are you on subway surfers?
Cuz I'm not a lot showing the actual like game itself. So I've just been putting some way server compilations on
Way up here
Let's call Bernard. Let's do let's call Bernard. Why don't we just call Bernard and figure it out? Let's figure this out right now
I can't find us
I can show this to you though
Nope quit that game instantly
different. Bernard here's no just shut up for a second shut off. Okay Bernard listen
what is the most common rank in League of Legends? I'm talking like out of every player in the world
what rank do people stack up the most? I think it's silver. Tom says things that's gold. What do
you think? I believe it's silver because gold's too hard to get. But Jack this is a checklist.
The most common rank in League of Legends globally is often around silver, and more specifically
silver and low gold tend to have the highest concentration of players.
In other words, both of you aren't far off.
Silver is indeed where a huge difference is.
There it is.
Okay, so Dante, do you hear that?
Both of us weren't really totally wrong, man.
Not bad, right?
Yeah.
Wait, Jynx, I want to show you something.
Can you open my screen?
Yes, I'm opening your screen right now.
Look at that.
So I want to show you something, OK?
Are you looking?
Talk to me.
So the first thing I'm going to show you is, OK, so Kadeem.
So you see how over here, it says 99.8% atop?
99.8?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what does that mean?
So this means that Kadeem is better than 0.2%
of the players in North America.
Yep.
Like why are you showing me this though?
Because why are you showing me this, bro?
So the thing is, right, that let's say we keep looking, okay?
Then we're going to look at Jynxie, right?
So Jynxie is 91.98%.
So that means that you're better than 8% of players in North America.
Not bad, not bad.
Okay, now let's say we look at your brother.
your brother is silver one right okay he's top 59% right so that means he's
better than 41% of players in North America right okay so let's say we look
at a game that he played with a gold player right here a gold player oh wait
Okay, here we go. So Gold 4-0 LP. This guy is 58 percent, right? So in order for us to find where the perfect 50 percent is, it's about Gold 3.
So that means the average rank of players in League of Legends is about Gold 3.
That actually makes sense, bro. Okay, got you.
That actually makes sense. Chat, chat. That actually, yeah, okay, I get that.
I think the big way don't says I have to go drain the main vein. I'll be right back
All right guys
Guys Jinx he's not here anymore. There's no one left to keep me in check. I could say anything I wanted right now
Literally anything
was through scaling and late game team fighting and then if that doesn't work when the execution
was actually pretty good it's hard for me to imagine the way that they actually come back to win
the series and talk about Timo. Listen I don't I don't feel like having us lose the co-streaming
rights before uh before I'm sorry. Be honest you guys think there's a chance that I actually am
able to have the main like thing on my screen before MSI yes or no or do you
think they're so gonna deny me even during MSI no probably not
I feel like it's always so demoralizing when you're looking at it and you're like, we got the comp we wanted, we got the game statement we wanted.
At Dante's, that's median, not average rank. The average could be way lower, like silver.
I mean, listen bro, I'm gonna be honest, if you're gonna nerd out and know the difference between median and average, then you need to get a job. Real talk.
Like, League of Legends and Twitch in general is for people that aren't willing to know the difference between those two things, cause you have better things to do.
If you know the difference, dude, go like cure cancer or something, you know what I mean?
Like go save lives as a doctor.
Go sit there and go fight injustice in the law scene.
Don't sit here and don't watch streams, you know?
Those are good, GenC.
Okay, GenC, I'm gonna be honest, bro.
I think I might change from Subway servers to Minecraft parkour.
Oh yeah, because you can't show the game.
Yeah.
Oh, wait, Red Bull ad.
I'll give you wings.
All right, shopkeeper time.
I'll be doing what you want to do.
Oh, yeah, well, tell me, man.
Do you have wings?
What's next?
From this Red Bull that I'm drinking?
Miles to the gallon.
I can't go there.
Can't neglect our.
How about 329 HP?
I'll give you wings.
All right, shopkeeper time.
I'll be doing what you want to do.
yes
what you want to know the reason why i don't need wings
why
because ubris has got me covered
so i don't need wings from red bull because i get them from my ubris
oh i see what you did there i see
oh hey here we go ubris
ubris
oh you know what we can actually do while we're waiting
talk to me bro
How about instead of watching all these random ads, we watched the T1 game today, the highlights of it?
I think we are required to watch LCS. Like we have to have it on screen at all times.
Wait, really?
Hey guys, how was the peanut butter?
How was this possible?
A.J. and T. wireless and home internet.
Hey, text me if you need anything.
Virtual Bandits scored for Netherlands.
Oh, what was it? A header? Header?
No, she's so nice in real life.
Wait, people are saying apparently no you don't.
K. J. role plays chess during acts they said.
Wait, really? Chat really?
Wait, J. J. what goes on the screen?
What goes on the screen?
Was that Timo?
Hopefully none of these pro players play Lux that would change my opinion on them instantly.
I actually never seen a pro play Lux.
Why is Lux not using Broly?
Well, because...
I can't make that joke.
Is it because Lux is just a terrible champion against good players?
Is that one?
Yes and no.
It's because the thing about pro leagues is that people want champions that can actually
You sit there and go like crazy in teamfights and stuff and Lux isn't really that crazy of a teamfighter
Like they're better options
Wait T1 played. When did T1 play?
They played today. Look check my screen. I'll put it on
Are you watching I'm in your screen. Yeah
Okay, so let's watch the T1 LCK highlights. Wait LCK was today
Yes, bro. I want to watch those live with you, but what time is it at like 8 a.m. or something?
Yeah, something like that. Oh, there's no way. Well, at least we'll be able to watch the MSI.
Yeah. Okay. Do you want to watch game five highlights? Bro, it's an hour long.
Or no, nine minutes. Click that. I don't know if we have time, bro. Oh, they're at 3 a.m.
Bro, don't test. What if we stayed up until three in the morning one day to watch LCK?
I
We could do that bokeh
Yeah, it's MSI and NA MSI said NA right? Oh, I'm so excited for that
Johnson's you said that's in two weeks
It should start in about two weeks. Yeah, I
Don't know if we have time because the game two starts in 30 seconds. Don't test we hold up MSI
day and times of matches, I'm gonna look this up
Yeah, I could look at it too if you don't bro. We need to watch faker live. That would be so well fucking. Oh my god
Okay, so MSI starts on June 27. So literally in like two weeks. Oh
My god, that's perfect MSI dates MSI dates
What what times are the matches though? What times are the matches? Oh
Uh, 4 AM and 11 PM.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
There's an MSI match at 4 in the morning.
Those know it. This is right.
To find our LCS.
I'm looking at the schedule right now.
It literally tells me 4 AM and 11 PM.
Let's just stay up for those.
Let's stay up for those.
MSI is in Korea.
Check him on tell me that wouldn't be peak of 4 a.m. Stream
I mean we cut if you wanted to know like let's bro how many times are we actually gonna be able to watch faker live this year
Bro, we're gonna have the firms for it. Well, I mean, I hope you will by then
But I think LCS is like your trial run and I think they said if you do good enough. Yes, they're gonna give you firms and MSI
Thank you. Yeah, but you know what it might be like
like what it might be like else yes it's my trial run then MSI is my trial run
and then the finals are my trial run for like worlds and then worlds is my trial
running for next year you know what I mean yeah like they just keep edging you
bro I'm sorry but dude I really want to watch faker play live chat like that
would be so fun bro we can do it though I'm down
What character is that don't tell us which which champion is this which champion?
That's Bane
This game is gigantic like I played for two months straight
Too much straight with occasional breaks, and I still don't even know half the champions like what is this man?
Well, Jinxie, keep in mind that you have done marathons, right?
So it's like, you have done marathons, and then also, you still do only have about 130
games, right?
So like, once your game count this season gets about a thousand, that's going to be
when you know everything.
Yo!
Hey!
Hey, buddy!
You want me to play a thousand games of League of Legends to know every character?
I don't want you to do it, but you're gonna do it.
I need to, let me get this straight.
I need to play 1,000 games a week to know every champion.
Bro, and seeds into every character in two weeks.
Wait, really?
Yes, bro.
Yeah, but that's when you play one
and probably add half the characters, no?
For you can play seeds right now.
If you play every day for three weeks straight,
you're gonna know every character.
You're gonna know every character.
How many captors are in league?
Uh, 170.
Oh my god.
Wait, Jinx, do you want to hear something messed up?
What?
So right now, because of how many games of League of Legends I played, I not only know...
...who's the champion instead?
Oh, that's a new champion coming out, his name's Locke.
Wait, there's a new champ?
Yeah, it's going to be coming out soon.
So Jynxie, are you ready to hear something?
Yeah, talk to me, talk to me.
Is it in your screen share?
No.
So what I was going to say is that I not only know what the amount of games I play, I not
only know all the different champions, but I also know all their different abilities,
general cooldown of all their abilities and also how much damage each of their abilities does at every
point in the game depending how much items they have.
This will do a lot of angles to die for because now this is the point where the center is on.
Obviously with the center ultimate help heal up anybody.
Yeah but the thing is like we could get you down like three months.
How many years did it take you to reach, how many years did it take you to reach
challenger skill level.
Against the Casio pick here.
See what line can put this time around.
And in those seven years were you playing like basically every day?
Um, but does not.
So I was in school at the time because I started playing when I was 13.
And at one point I did like calculations.
And I had an average of about seven hours a day.
Every single day.
League of Legends.
Seven hours a day for seven years continuously.
And it took you seven years to reach challenger scale which they can get those big dreams
Yeah, but for those last two years like that was only for the first five for the last two years
It went up to about 10 to 12 hours today really
CC up a team fight good
Jarvan rumble is the spicy hot pocket, but that's why you're not an advantage because like you have me as your coach
It's like sitting there Jinxie and
Cataclysm
Okay, it's like imagine
Okay
Imagine you're training to be the next like demon hunter and then you see Tanjiro, bro
And then he's coaching
Bro with me and you
What I feel like I'm lightning McQueen and your doc Hudson did I'm not even kidding
Like I think I'm lightning McQueen and your doc Hudson like I'm gonna get to this challenge your levels, bro
I'm telling you man
Like I feel like I'm lightning McQueen your doc Hudson wait who's doc Hudson?
You haven't seen the movie Cars.
Instantaneous point.
But I only know three. I know Lightning McQueen, right?
I know Mater.
Toe Mater.
Yeah, and I know the girl.
And the reason why I only know those three characters, right,
even all these years later, is because for years I had a...
Wait, this guy's sign says Pick Teemo.
All right, so who's Doc Hudson aware doc doc Hudson um
doc Hudson is like he's like lightning lark lark he's like lightning um he's like lightning
McQueen's like like he takes light of McQueen under his wings. He's like an old racing champion
How does he have wings if he's a card did he drink Red Bull?
No, he doesn't have freaking wings bro. He takes him under his hypothetical wings like not his literal
wings. He takes him under his hypothetical wings. So does that mean he hypothetically jacked Red Bull?
Hypothetically yes. All right now. Okay, that makes sense. Pantheon is like super easy. So does
Does anybody know what this new champion Locke is going to do and why does this guy just spam E-Moting?
I'm going to be able to get around like half a second.
Is he trying to aura farm?
I can't keep a straight face.
So, yeah, so the new champion they already released all his abilities and everything.
He doesn't look like it's going to be that much of a problem in like your elo, but in my elo he probably will be.
He's a mid lane burst assassin.
Bro, why don't we watch his video? We should watch it. Can we watch it now?
Is it quick? Is it quick or short?
Yeah, no, it's fast, it's fast.
Bro, let's watch it. What? New champ?
What? Okay, okay, okay.
Alright, what is it called? Lock?
Cinematic? Cinematic or no?
Uh, no, it's not cinematic. You want to watch a champion in spotlight.
Lock.
Ah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
There we go. There he is, there he is!
Wait, do you want to watch the cinematic first and then the champion's spotlight? Nothing happens in pro games for the first 10 minutes anyways.
Well, I don't know if we can, bro. We can't do a wildlife game, it's going. Let's just watch it after the game.
Watch the cinematic and the spotlight after.
We have time for the cinematic, we have time, we have time, but not let's bother.
Lock in, Dantez, lock in, are you watching, are you watching?
Wait, did you intend to say that?
Oh, no, I said lock in.
Wait, Jinxie.
Ready, look, look, look, look, look, look, watch that, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.
All right chat everybody focus everybody focus everybody focus everybody focus
Lock in
What don't that's you said my name I think you're sharing your wrong screen on discord
Oh, I am hold up one second kitten
Can you see can you see this wait did it did it leak anything when when you open that any desk?
Can you see this?
I'm not gonna lie it's completely frozen for me
um my screen share froze it's working for me I did it okay how about this how about
this how about this okay now let's get out yeah now it's good now it's good
I'm ready
You can see this now. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not gonna go
I think hi-vives just closed out of it. Is it working out? Okay. Yeah. No, it's good. That's good. Yep
is that him? yeah that's him
Whoa, this guy mobs!
Get out of me, monster!
I'll make this quick.
Stay back!
Do this.
Ready to go.
And
What's holding like hammers yelling may hammers no their nails
This guy brutally mogs
Wait, you know what's crazy?
Is that that low taper fade meme?
What is crazy?
No, I was going to say, if you start playing him when he comes out, you could be as good
as the best lock player on the planet because it's like new.
Ah, I'd be like faker, yeah.
I
Doesn't mean we're even kind of sick round it's good to see you see he looks cool
Hey, Nick, I'm very drunk and horny right now. Can you stop streaming and come over?
Timeout who car seat? Thank you
All right, bro. You ready?
Now, can you see that?
Okay, you're gonna get so you can see it
Who won game one I mean st. Isn't fire
Uh, did you forget the 2-0-1?
No, it was...
Lying, it was lying.
Yeah, there you go.
Alright, so this game, Jinxie, right now we're in game 2, right?
So what this means is that the winner of game 2 advances to game 3,
and then the winner of game 3 wins game 3, does that make sense?
Okay, do, like, what's the issue with that commentary?
It's already advanced into game three whether it's win or lose
Okay, so I'll make it more specific then the winner of game two wins game two and then the winner of game two wins game three
If the same team got one game one wins game two and three then they win the series since it's best of five
Does that make sense? Oh my god
Now looking at both teams okay the thing about this game is that
Blue team is gonna lose.
Think about this team composition, bro.
Wukong getting the feature, Wukong baby!
So, the thing is that blue team should lose, unless Asana carries.
Because for some reason, blue team's mid laner locked in the most useless champion ever, LeBlanc.
Wait, why is LeBlanc useless?
Do you remember that one champion that Muda played in your game, anyone like 0 and 5?
Oh yeah, but that's Muda, bro. Muda never does good in my game.
Yeah, the thing is that LeBlanc is just a champion that's like worthless, so it doesn't matter if it's Muda or an LCS player, it's worth nothing.
Wait, why is LeBlanc worthless?
Because the thing is she's a burst mage, right? And the problem with being a burst mage in like a high-stakes game like this is that you're not going to be able to do anything because people are going to build tanking.
Did she just get ganked by the way to LeBlanc? Just get ganked?
Yeah, so she got ganked by her jungler, so she actually managed to get a kill.
Cause the thing is that even though her jungler, or even though she has a champion in Seerslist,
the thing is that she still has Wastest setup with CC, so her Wukong can get a lead.
Why is the support player in the bush and he's not recalling?
The reason why does that is because he's hovering to see if there's a play that's possible
So it's like you wait to see if something happens, and then you go in if it doesn't
Yes, so the reason I was doing it is because he wanted to make sure
That like if they walk up then they can get a good trade and get rid of some of the enemy's health
there as well okay so now Jinxie listen what's happening what's happening right
now okay is that everyone right now is in line and they're fighting they're
farming and they're getting CS so the team that gets more farm and more kills
has more gold and they have a higher chance of winning the game
Okay, well did you know that if you scan the Uber Eats barcode with your phone right now...
You're gonna have to sing and dance!
Jinxie, bro, bro, Jinxie, do you understand that I could be a professional outcast cast
with our monitor?
You're not quite similar.
So right now both teams are fighting and they're sitting there and they're going in.
So people are fighting.
I
Can see if I was a silver game sense, but I'd be able to tell you that blue team won the fight and got the dragon
Yes, anyone would be able to say that!
Ok, so what's your point?
Why did they win the fight?
I don't know why.
Because the thing is that they landed more abilities and they went in past this.
You actually don't know what you're saying!
You have no game knowledge!
Bro, why do you guys not realize this?
You don't have game knowledge!
You've been coaching me for 2 months!
I just don't realize it. You talk about whoever farms more has a better chance of winning. No shit
Okay
Has anything I said so far been wrong yes or no, no, but you're not saying anything of substance
You said the blue team got the dragon. We know why
They got the chug
It's right. It's like getting mad at Isaac Newton when he invents gravity.
Like it's on his fault.
JXC, listen. JXC, so right now, Blue and Red are looking to fight.
You're trying to see something? I count at risk. You have two copyright strikes on your
channel at three copyright strikes your account may be terminated. Oh, thanks, FIFA. My bad for
watching a YouTube video of a highlight. My bad. What's next? You guys want to bend me over?
If I get one more copyright strike, I'm perma banned. Brother, I'm not even like I'm watching a
YouTube video, man. Oh my God. 20 hours after the game ends. Sorry. Okay. So listen, Jensy,
There's something that you have to understand right now, okay?
So right now, please stop, okay?
Okay, so right now what's happening is that both teams are farming and blue team got the boy grubs
So now red team is recalling and blue team is using this opening to farm
Bro, ah, yo, oh my god. Obviously. I know I know that
Aren't you friggin' challenger?
What's that?
Okay, I'll tell you what the macro is. So the macro right now is that red team is pushing up and fighting because they know that red team recalled.
So now red team is looking for a gank, but if blue team dodges the abilities, then red team cannot gank. Does that make sense?
Oh my god, I just now realized this. You don't have gank, bro. You don't have gank now.
I just now realized this. Bro, that's it. If we watched a R6 Pro League match, I would be able to explain this is the strategy they're doing, and this is why they're doing it.
J-C. J-C. J-C.
Bro, you have more hours on me than I have on R6.
J-C! When we're playing together, you don't even use your high-debitance. You have a hundred games on the road, and you still follow the Q! What do you want me to explain?
your mini-wave control at the very least.
Step number one, right?
Towards that power scaling fantasy for the center,
get the static show on the ground
makes the soul collecting that much easier.
But with what you're talking about,
Doku, I feel like a conversation.
I'm actually depressed.
You haven't coaching me into a ground for too much.
You can't name one strategy that these guys have went down.
No, you don't even know what's happening.
OK, fine, fine.
Okay, so I'll tell you the strategy right now, are you listening?
So right now, okay, I'll tell you the strategy that both red and blue are using.
So right now both red and blue are trying to get farm and get kills so they can get more gold.
And they get more gold than they can win fights on objectives, which allows them to win fights.
That's literally the strategy. Do you understand?
Of course, the actual fight.
Yo, bro! Oh my god!
I think this took me 65 days to catch up.
You don't even have game knowledge!
You've just been running around on Hecarim for 7 years!
You psycho!
Chainsy, how dare you?
If I didn't have game knowledge, would you have ever gotten a PentaKill on Mastery?
Maybe? I don't know.
No, if I didn't have game knowledge,
Would you have gotten to prawns and leg of legends?
Yo, Jack, is Doublelift...
Yo-Ow!
Does Doublelift have perms to watch with us?
Bro, we need someone in this call
who can provide fucking insight!
Utside!
BRO!
Oh!
Okay, so...
OH MY GOD!
So, Jynxie, right now...
Doublelift, you damn gold!
I will run!
I mean...
Damn!
Doublelift, get the fuck in here!
I don't think so make a friggin group call with double lift bro. I'm gonna be honest. I don't have it modded
Wait, do you have a modded
Bro, no, whenever it's no man, bro, explain the straps
Okay, okay, bro. Okay. Okay. Do you actually want to learn the strats?
Yes! My god!
Okay, yes!
Alright, so let me give you this shot.
Let me give you this shot.
So what's happening right now, okay,
is that blue team is looking to collapse on red
because they have numbers.
But because red gets out in time, blue team cannot collapse on them.
So as a result, now what's happening
is that both teams are fighting,
but they're not able to get kills.
Does that make sense?
Yo, hey, hold up, hold up.
I need to add this guy.
this guy. Yo yo yo yo hey Dantez, get ready to join this group call. Chet is Doublelift.
Actually have game knowledge. I want to learn the game.
Well listen, we'll see who does a better job at learning the game between me and him bro.
We'll see, we'll see. Oh, Doublelift was an actual pro. He was a professional fucking player.
Oh, okay, so I'm not dead
Okay, can you shut down? Oh my god, my
What's up, what's up?
What's happening right now?
What's going on, bro?
What's happening?
I mean, I don't want to get all nerdy with it right now.
No, please, bro.
Please, God, get nerdy.
My coach doesn't know the game.
Okay, doubleth, let me ask you a question.
He's in Challenger.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, so it's frigging Hecarim.
Okay, whoa.
Double it, let me ask you a question here. Okay, this is my question in League of Legends
Do both teams farm up to get gold and then try to get kills so that they can win fights on objectives because they're stronger
Yes, or no, it does leave the top side. Yeah, that's that's the game, bro. Yeah, but I know that I know
They're trying to farm like I want to explanations of like this is this team fight. Why did they win this team fight?
Wait a lot
Yeah, yeah, I got you
Okay, so I mean I think here's the first thing you got in there league is the game of economy, okay?
It's people think is the game about
just running their base or
Or fighting or something, but the only thing that really actually matters is economy. It's basically Golden XP, right?
That's the best indicator of who's winning. Hold on there about it. I have to go for a sec.
So yeah, it's really about getting small advantages out of bad ones the same way you play states like small advantages in utility or small
like positioning, right? Like when you have like a better angle than them and they have to peek into you.
It's very similar in League, right? Like, basically the team with control steps in the river first or steps on the second first
and the other team has to play retake, which is face-checking and taking damage to get into a position where they can fight.
Define face-checking, like when you walk in the fog of war?
It's just walking in blind. Yes, walking blind. Because the team that has set up on the objective is going to sweep out your board
You're walking in blind and it gives him opportunities to either kill you engage or gives him a chance to
Hit you back right to hit to hit you while you while you're taking where you're going
Take where you're cool downs or take where you're held. This is great. Yo, don't ask get your notepad out bro
Jeng see Jeng see you do realize knows this
You have it double if he doesn't understand
It's like I say eat the potato and you're saying eat the vegetable and then he's telling me that I'm clueless
list because I said the potato.
Here's what happened. Doublelift. I said, why did this team win this team fight? And
DonSent said, and I quote, they landed more abilities. That's what it's about. Like I know
there's more to the game than that, bro.
Okay, this said though, like Doublelift, real talk, does League not come down to legitimately
just whoever wins more abilities wins the game? Kind of yeah it's like also about I mean like yeah
it is but it's like timing and positioning matters a lot too like last game they won because
Stain's position was totally insane like they marked every single angle that the colleague
could come from except for the one that he came from like three fights in a row and so he had
instant access to the right guy and it really didn't matter like what cooldowns they had or
anything it was just like purely off of getting flanked from that spot which they weren't aware of
They lose and
Yeah, this game is it's not gonna be exactly like that since both comps are very similar. Oh my god
I have a crazy echo. What am I hearing? What am I hearing right now?
I'm I go on Jinxies Mike. Yeah, I go still there
One second guys, sorry about that
But I'm very professional today. Hold up
I'm too lazy I can't I don't even have a head side
I do have phone speakers that guy's not vacation
nice okay hold on here we go Drake fight we have battle herald randomly being
used why did he go make it that okay I guess he's doing for pressure oh my god
How is Jose one shot? He's
Legit looks on play from the TL. Oh my
Their general got one shot without doing anything then rel goes in counter engage
He tries to peel for because he doesn't know what the fuck is going on in that moment
And he just makes a snap call like I'm gonna counter engage and try to save my general and they both just die for free
And no one's able to hit or do damage that again right here. It's like peeling
peeling oh feelings just like
Getting people off your teammates, you know, CCing people
It's like when you're playing Warwick and people CC you off the carry
Yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah, you're playing must you get stunned
It's like holding it's peeling is like holding your CC for
Play defensively
Okay, it's like imagine jinx the theme of this, okay
Imagine everyone is a banana, right and then because you have a peel they can't eat the banana
Peeling is when you add peels to the banana said when you eat it you don't
actually get the banana. Does that make sense?
Alright, actually you know what Drs. Black and Great Dad? You're completely right.
Oh my god, was he actually on one cat?
What do you think the term came from guys? Peeling literally comes because of bananas.
It's because when you peel someone you're trying to peel them off, right?
So by you adding more units in front of a carry you're adding layers of the banana peel
So that people can get to the banana. That's literally what they're doing is
I put you at 70 now you're at 50% and it's
Holy shit
I'm telling you guys I actually have knowledge
Dude, oh my TL is getting fucked so hard
Wait so Lion took map 1 right?
Yeah Lion took map 1 Lion actually came back from it I would say like 90% of pro teams
would say that game was unwinnable
Who is the first seed?
Who is the first seed then?
Wait, what's up?
Who's the first seed?
It says Lions the second and TL's the third.
Actually, first seed was C9
and they shit their pants.
They're legit horrible when the pressure's on.
Ah.
Now, Doubled, if you were a pro, right?
I was, yeah.
What team did you play in?
TSM, well, actually, CLG, TSM,
and then TSM was being in R6.
team Liquid and 100 Thieves last.
What was that like? Did you ever win any events or anything?
I won a few, yeah. Might have won the most out of anyone who's ever played in NA.
So I retired a few years ago. I won eight championships, yeah.
Wait, you won eight championships in NA?
I did, I did.
somebody said ask him about 2017 worlds what happened you know he might have he
might be thinking of the wrong worlds but in 2016 worlds I threw the game
really bad but I mean it's literally 10 years ago it's like it's like when you
make fun of someone jeep of the mall a thing like you can't even be mad about it anymore it's so
yeah it's the best North American player of all time yeah I think so but double it
Double lift.
Now what about, what about Dante, I can't, what about Dante?
Wait, why are you laughing?
Dude, wait, hold on, hold on, why the fuck are you laughing?
What is so funny?
No, I'm not.
Double lift, what about Dante's?
Dante's is the best North American heck from One Trick of All Time, and that's a fact.
There you go, Dante's.
Okay, you know we'll take it.
So double it, okay, prime double lift or prime Tyler one? Who's better?
Tyler one isn't even I
Mean I'm sorry like Tyler one is like
The equivalent of like a high rated player and siege that never played pro
It doesn't matter I'm okay. Sorry. I'm being a bit of an asshole actually
It does matter and I think Tyler1 is really fucking good and if he wanted to he could have tried to go pro
He couldn't I genuinely think so. I actually think I like handed my heart. I think you could
Bro that's big talk of tea bro
Yeah, but but to say that he is pro level
is like
I'm not saying currently pro level
Yeah at his peak he was good enough to try to go pro and I believe that
But what's the big difference between pro and rent? It's like rent just solo and duo so it's a way different environment
It's the same difference between a diamond and a challenger
There's such a massive skill difference between the worst pro player and like a top 10 challenger player on the ladder
It's not even comparable
Top 10 challenger is worse than the worst NA bro. Yes
100% bro 1 million percent
Well, let me explain why I'll explain why so the reason why is because league comes down to two different parts
Right, we have micro macro and the thing about being a pro player
Is that pro player requires you to have skills that you don't actually need for solo queue?
So for example, Jinxie you check for a game. You're gonna sit there
You're gonna smite your teammates cannon and then you're gonna dump to go solo the drag while you farm his wave, right?
The issue with pro play is that you can't actually do stuff like that, you know
So it's like the difference between pro and solo queue is that pro requires you to actually like treat your teammates like they're human beings
Right, which makes the game a lot more complex and complicated. Does that make sense?
Yeah, I feel like it's actually how leads supposed to be played though because they're coordinated and you're doing sit simultaneously. Oh
God
Wait so double it did you ever play against?
Double it's your play against faker before
Yeah, a bunch. Oh my, wait, holy shit, Teal's actually gonna win this fight.
Zerkel's still alive though. He has a Flash to Z. He doesn't have Flash, he's dead. He's dead on XZ.
Oh my god, Wukong's clone blocked it! Are you kidding me? That was such an insane play by Zerkel.
I don't know if he did that on purpose. He put his clone right in front of him.
Oh my god! Go watch replay what inspires him there. That was fucking insane.
Berserk was 900% dead.
Wait, what happened?
It wound down to Block Dragusty and that saves his life and they kill everyone.
What?
Wait, am I behind? What happened, sir?
Okay, just watch this fight. I'll tell you what's happening.
Right now, you know, line-up's full control. They're pushing tail away.
Actually, sorry, this is like way afterwards.
Okay, so this is actually just a fight-to-fight, which is actually huge.
Jose gets Drake. They almost one shot inspired. He's at literally one fucking HP, he's still at one HP, he lives. Jose tries to trade his life, he dies.
Doku dies, now it's 4v4. I don't know what happens here, Lion re-endages and they all die. Like, I wasn't saying what they were saying.
Why does fire go to the fucking Raptors here?
Because he's healing. He's using his jungle pets to heal. Okay, now what's this? Berserk is dead 100%. No flash, Gragas sees up in two seconds.
He puts his clone down between Gragas and Berserker
What the fuck?
Guys, emo day
It was just crazy
Everything inspired him there was insane
Live at 1HP, go back to Raptors to heal off his jungle pet
To get enough HP to go back for the fight and peel for his AD carry
And they win a 2v3 afterwards
It's so good man
Wow, Tontes, what did you take away there?
Okay, so do you guys see what happened there, right?
is that we had a fight where everybody was fighting.
Okay, and then as they were fighting,
this is some good stuff.
Yeah, cause like,
What brand are you right now?
Dott's actually a master or something?
Shut up!
Okay, you asked me a question.
Jynxy, you asked me a question
and you don't even let me respond.
Do you want me to respond?
Everyone's fighting and they're fighting.
Yes, so I'll tell you what happened, okay?
Everyone was fighting, okay?
And then what happened was,
is it was like the Nix versus the Spurs, right?
So we sat there in game three.
The Spurs are up 40 points, right?
At halftime.
And then afterwards,
the Mid and Jungle managed to clutch it,
and then Nix take the lead in the series, you understand?
Okay, yeah.
That's what happened.
So nasty.
Bro, if Lion wins this, it's 2-0, right?
Yeah, I mean, if Lion wins this, I don't know, Tael needs like a confidence game, they're so f**k mentally.
After losing the first game, like that first game fell unloosable.
So, getting outplayed that bad, it's like, then you just feel like, oh f**k, like, you're kind of feeling a little desperate.
If it goes to a game 5, they only have like, you know, okay, wait, here's the question.
If one team plays Teemo, but the other team doesn't play it the next map is Teemo ban for both teams or just
So on game 5 it's not you have that many options, right?
To be honest is 180 champs
So taking away 20 and then having 10 bands taking away 30 champs out of 180 is like not that big of a deal
It's just it's so the viewers can watch more than the same matchups being handshaken like five games in a row
because sometimes you just see like Gragas-Cassante or like, you'd see, you know, this match of Senna-Corky,
five games in a row and that's like super boring for the viewer.
So yeah, that's why they did it.
Yeah, so, Jinxie, think of it this way, okay?
It's like imagine your mom goes on vacation for a month, right?
And you don't know how to do the laundry, right?
So what happens is that every single time you use an underwear because you're a gamer, you're getting developed skid marks, okay?
So what ends up happening is that every single time an underwear is used, whether it's you or your brother using it, right, since you guys are both gamers, you can reuse that same underwear. Does that make sense?
Yes. Okay, yep, okay.
Um, I think Dante's might be the best representation of the League community that we've ever had.
This is my jungler right now, by the way, guys.
I'm overjoyed, I'm overjoyed. Hold on, Inspire's getting fucked, he's GA, he already used...
I don't know if he can use his ult again, Kenny? Oh my god, he's at...
Oh, he's legit 1HP again, dude. The fight looks fucked for Lyon, there's no flash, no ults.
before he can move first bro double it it is refreshing to hear your game
not as proud you too don't ask yeah no it's perfection here don't a ski knowledge
yeah yeah okay do you guys want me to take the lead on this fight here
Oh my God, Casual are flashed?
How is Inspire still alive?
Oh my God. Inspire is Wukong, huh?
Yes, he is Fluxy Thanos.
I love that champion.
He's so good!
Wow, he's going to kill Jose here.
He's going to win the fight against Jose, I think.
Yes.
Oh, but how can there, Jinxie,
is that red team,
why not?
He's going to kill Jose here.
He's going to win the fight against Jose, I think.
is that red team landed lost abilities at blue team and blue team played it better
so as a result since blue team was playing it better and dodging more abilities
then blue team was able to win the fight even though they weren't supposed to
I see does that make sense oh my god at this stage of the game should team liquid hypothetically
metaphorically just band over with no lubricant because it's 14 to 4 on the kill count and if three
Three dragons to two dragons first it's still winnable
It's still winnable for sure. They're just like fighting on the back but like all the time
They're about to lose fake which would suck but hold on inspired
And that's sure
He could look for silly is he like the next two seconds. He Q go over go over go over try try try try go over
Yes, it's right. He has to try
Oh my god, he did it
wait
He's rockin'
He came so fuckin' he doesn't hit the steal there
Dude TL's back
That was actually disgusting!
It was disgusting, it was disgusting
He does spend his GDA for it, so it's a big loss
But it's for sure one million percent worth
And they get a cross map kill on no more
By the way, you're like one second behind us
Make sure you refresh
Okay, okay, I'll sync up, I'll sync up, I'll sync up
Are you on Twitch or on YouTube?
Twitch, Twitch, Twitch
It's okay, I'll stay on YouTube, but I'll sync up
So, uh, Jinx, essentially what happened in that fight, right?
Is that blue team was doing the Baron and it was getting low so because it was getting low at a thousand four hundred
You can smite it so then red team went in and they smited it before blue team
So red team got the Baron at a thousand four hundred does that make sense? Yeah, bro. That was sick
Yeah, that was actually sick. Well, hold on. I'm slow that down. I
Wait, do you want me to repeat?
No, I'm good. I'm good. Um, wow, I mean I love
It's just very all very high like high-level thing like you would never go for the steel there if the game was close because it's so low percentage
You would never go for the steel, but because they're 7k down. It's worth
It's worth it to suicide and lose your GA for the chance of a sale
I would say this is like I would say this is like a one and ten or lower like like it's like a five to ten percent chance steel
It is close to impossible to hit the steel here
So he only did it because his team is so behind that he has to go for it
Yes, he has to do a crazy hero play like this, and he's so disabated because look at how he plays it, he uses his smiting tool, his Q, to go over the wall.
So he has no abilities on this, and Inspired can Q smite.
So...
I'm sure you're aware of this as a general, you can time your smite with an ability, right?
Yes.
So Jose is going in with no ability.
He has nothing. His E and Q was used to get into the pit, and Inspired has every ability, and he can time his smite with a Q.
What is Jose's character, Doublelift? What's his Q? Who is that?
Jarvan, it's hard to explain. He basically just hooks to stuff though, that's what it looks like.
He hooks to his flag, so his E's a flag, his Q is a stab, that does a lot of damage,
and if he combines them both, he puts a flag down and he stabs his flag, he can drag himself to it,
that's his combo. I'm surprised, how much lead have you played, lead for like,
fucking 100 hours? How do you not know what Jarvan does?
Iron players don't play Jarvan, they play Masi and Mort, they literally like Masi working like a Moomoo.
Yo, I mean, honestly, I didn't think I've ever played against Jarvan, Doublelift, I'm not even kidding.
Yo, you're capping for sure, there's no way you've never played against Nardo.
Me? You can check that out, GG.
Hey, wait, hold on, Morgan, Zonius.
Wait, I can't even follow what's happening.
I'm just engaged by Lyon. It's looking weird as fuck.
How are they able to pull away, like they pull in and out of the fight like that? How are they able to do that?
Because no one is over committing, and they have perfect spacing and perfect positioning.
This is like, you know, this is like-
Everybody just runs around like a chicken with their head cut off.
Exactly like everyone knows the exact range that they can play where they're committed to the fight
But they're not so committed that if something goes wrong, they'll die except for I was right there
I was one for a really crazy play. I wonder if they're gonna show the replay
He hooked Morgan's TP and did our flash which is kind of like a little bit of like a bug
mechanic that models can do
But Morgan's zone is it and it ruined the play. I want to maybe they'll show the
The replay now they're not going to blows
Cause essentially what happened there, GenC, is that they went in because they thought something was going to happen.
But then the thing that they thought was going to happen didn't happen.
So because of that, it didn't go the way that they thought they would. Does that make sense?
Yes. Okay, got it. Thank you.
I read my mic volume because apparently it's fucking cooked. Hopefully it's not too loud in this word.
No, you're good. Double up, you're good. Double up also, you have a very attractive voice. Double up.
Oh wow, thank you.
You sound very handsome, dude.
You sound like a handsome guy.
You want to see my body, too?
It doesn't stop with the voice.
Wait, no?
Jose's eat-
Oh my God!
He hits it again!
Did he steal it again?
He has hit every smite, man.
What is going on?
He stole two dragons?
He hit it again!
Wait, hold on, hold on.
Wait, this is a jungle death contest.
Morgan's on, Morgan's on, Morgan's on, Morgan's on Senna.
See, it's jungle death, it's winnable for TL.
See, Jengzee, this is the reason why being the best jungler is more important, because
the thing is that if blue team would've been able to smite their shit better, then they
would be winning right now.
So that's why you always need to become the best, do you understand?
Yeah, it's not like any other lane can do that.
What?
Oh my god, how broken is Senna late game, man?
Oh my god.
Dude, Senna's so broken, like, in the game. I noticed that too.
Senna is so broken, yeah.
Are you playing at Senna, right?
And she has, like, the highest range in the game, like, game, and she has intense healing.
She's so broken. She's so broken right now.
Yo, Jynxie, what role does Senna play?
Uh, support.
True. Also, ADC. Also, ADC.
She can play both. In this game, she's playing ADC.
Wait, they actually, they can play for end. They got, they got Jose's J, but he's gonna EQ out.
Jose won't die.
Oh my god, they can't let us eat you. He will die. What?
I don't think they can and no way they can end the friend they can they can they should try they should try
It's either it's either look for and or form kills on their nexus. I
Don't think they can and
wait
Now they can make it in see their ending the game
game. Wow. That's my like that's what I add to the conversation is I'm going to say the
opposite of what you're saying. Wow, that entire last sequence is so. Why is team Liquid
getting worked so hard right now? Double lift. Even when Hote stealing two dragons, they're
still getting gapped. How? Well, he's getting okay to be honest, Baldwin's getting gapped
St. having a like a life series where he's he's like playing the best series of his entire career right now and
Inspires the best player in the league. I think top is pretty useless on both sides like Doku and Morgan both don't do that much
Don't what does don't was doing good. I don't want to discredit him, but I don't think he's like the main
reason why Lyon wins
but I think St having life game their bot lane being like slightly gapping tails bot lane and and
and inspired just being insane and just I mean only inspired I think if you
swap inspired for any other jungler they don't win
real real yeah that's my take away to is this this is dark wings you took the
words out of my mouth bro I know how our hydraulic press is so strong wait
are you watching a hydraulic press right now?
Yeah, do you want me to share a screen?
Yeah, show me.
Oh, yeah, because you're going to have the game up.
Yeah, I've been watching Minecraft Parkour and the hydraulic presses for the last like hour.
Wait, you don't, don't, don't you're not an official co-streamer?
No, so the thing is, like, I can be in college agency, but I'm not allowed to having having anything open.
It's because they, because I'm pretty sure the reason why it's because if I say anything crazy, they can just be like,
Oh, yeah, that's Jinxie's men's deficient friend.
So they don't have to suffer as much like backlash, you know, they're like, oh, yeah,
no, we don't even know that guy.
Yeah, bro, you are a bit of a brand risk.
I can't lie.
I saw some of your shorts aren't so...
Wait, he's working on it.
He's working on it.
Basically, this is Dante's test run to see if we can co-stream MSI together if they're
going to give him permanent...
It's going good. It's going good. Wait guys, I'll be back. I'm gonna I need to definitely for like one second
PRP. Yeah, you should
Chat we have big announcement, bro. Chai
So we have big announcement big announcement by the way, I forgot to show you this earlier
Chat big announce me
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League tournament with 24 different streamers. You can earn this decal from watching the stream.
It's 100% guaranteed. I don't know how long you have to watch. It might be an hour,
might be like hour and a half, two hours. I actually don't know yet,
but chat, this is going to be June 21st Sunday, guys. Quick little announcement, bro.
Very exciting. Apparently, I didn't know this, but apparently this is like an old skin.
Apparently this is like an old skin, bro. It looks sexy.
I'm a go pee, I'm a go pee.
God, I might need a crash course on those shorts, I'm not gonna lie, this is some insane
numbers I'm seeing right now, this is motionless.
Wait, where is it though?
Do you get more shorts views than Jig-Z, I swear to God you do, there's no way.
I mean, it's been in Seoul for a few months, but it's still good sometimes, but where is it, though?
But I can't find any fuck me!
This guy on the stream is talking about how he's been blamed by Sane.
Everyone's been blamed by Sane, so okay, let me see this.
Hold on, let me mute the stream, let me mute the stream.
One sec, one sec, we're gonna mute the stream.
Okay, I'm ready, I'm ready, ready.
Let's hear it.
when you're getting played by your players.
You're watching.
So it needs to be a little bit nicer in the future.
That'd be nice.
For the students.
Rio.
I don't get it.
What am I missing?
Well, it's because you'd be one of the boys to understand.
That's why.
So like once you become one of the boys, you get it.
Does that make sense?
Well, play it again, play it again.
I'm confused.
Does the single person in chat get it?
I don't get it.
Must be brain dead
Look
Okay, he's I'm telling you they get it. He's stirring the skittle. He's stirring the M&M's dude
I must be autistic. I don't know. I don't know. I don't get it. I don't get it
Like the thing is you need to get it together you're the oldest Gen Z streamer I've ever met
wait am I Gen Z? how old are you bro? how old are you? 24? I bro you're not even Gen Z
what am I then? I don't fucking know but I swear you're not Gen Z
wait then wait am I? I think I'm getting alpha or something
yeah no I mean that would make sense I fit the description
Wait, wait, no, I'm gonna need you. You are Gen Z. You are
What do you mean by Gen Z like what's the cutoff for that?
I don't actually fucking know I get the generations makes up. What am I? I'm a millennial. Oh my god
I feel like a fucking boomer, bro. I'm a fucking millennial. I'm gonna I'm actually gonna end it all right now
1990s
Wait, so you're born 1997 or beyond you're considered a zoomer
Yeah, I think so. How old are you, Gen Z?
I'm 24. So wait, am I a Zoomer or am I Gen Z?
You're the same age as Dante's. What?
Yeah, we're sort of both Gen Z.
That's my kid, and yes, of course, bro.
My chest says 2010 is Gen Alpha. Okay.
So wait, I'm a Zoomer, and 2010 is Gen Alpha.
Yeah, yeah, it's your Zoomer.
Z for zoomer. Jen Z means zoomer. So yeah. How old is your audience, bro? How's your audience chat?
Everybody type your age right now. Wait, but if you're under 18, then don't have anything.
No, if you're 13, then you can't be in Twitch. You can't be in Twitch.
Oh, that's how it works. 22, 27, 34, 30. Wait, chat, y'all are not. Wait, what?
All right, let's actually read this 18, three.
Okay. 25, 27, 24, 79.
His name is itchy balls.
There's no way a 79 year old man named himself.
Yeah, he's in shock.
Chad, I love it on the top of my screen.
It's just my fucking copyright strike this morning.
28 and 42.
I can't even close out of it
because everyone calls out of this.
Just bring it back up.
18, 24, 35, bro.
I wish you like, there was a way like-
Dude, your audience is so insane.
Like I just, I just can't even understand, like, bro, I did a poll. Guess what percentage of my stream is 26 and older?
What percentage of my year is 26 and older?
Well, let me think about that. You're a League of Legends streamer. You've been streaming League of Legends for how many years? How many years have you been streaming League of Legends?
16.
So, okay, you've been streaming League of Legends for 16 years. There's probably a lot of people that have like grown up watching your stream.
I'm going to say your audience is older than 26. I'm going to say 70% of your stream is older than 26. Maybe 80%.
was 85 85 holy crap okay yeah i know i know but a lot of them probably like grew up like with your
streams you know what i mean i love them though they grew up with the exactly yes bro that's kind
of cool actually i don't know why this is viewers are fucking watching in recess no no chat how
over y'all bro are y'all in recess right now be honest this is some dangerous territory right now
No, I bet you I'm gonna be honest, bro
I bet you the average like the overall average age of my chat because you have to cat factor in like what if someone's
There's gonna be at least one guy that's like 30. So like you have to factor everything. I'm gonna say the average age of my chat is like 17
Dude, I'm gonna be honest. I don't think a single one of your viewers. How many views do you have right now?
Okay, let me see
One of your viewers is above age of 40. I guarantee it
is any of y'all above the age of 40 no way there's a guy that's above 40 it's
any of y'all above 40 I am don't test your 24 you psycho how do you know it's
crazy bro you guys ever look at the the like male female breakdown like mine was
like points 0.7% it's like 99.3 male 0.7 female you got dude you got a sausage
fest going on over there yeah it's not but that's his league dude that's his
league like yeah so dark Nick do you okay do you guys think League of Legends
is the most toxic game oh yeah 100% I do some good suggestions some of them
We're saying Rust.
I think League's more toxic than Rust.
I do.
I know there's so many people
that are actually like genuinely nice people,
but like League makes them into like horrible human beings
that will just like say terrible things.
Yeah, I think League brings out a level of rage
and like no other game can do.
Well, because I think, and you know, maybe I'm iron,
so maybe I'm just brain dead,
but this is one of the first things I learned
League of Legends and Dante, you could piggyback on this if you want, but like League of Legends is
the only game where another human being can literally just completely light your game on fire for like
a 45 minute to one hour like sequence. Like, like if I play Siege, right? If I play Rainbow Six Siege
and my teammate is 0 and 9, yeah, he's 0 and 9 and we're probably going to lose, but it's something
he's making the other team progressively stronger with every death if I'm a league of legends and
my Darius top laner is oh and nine and their top laner is more than he's nine and oh well now that
mord's going to kill all of us because now the mord's over novel like in siege if somebody goes
on nine they just go oh and nine it's not like but in league if they go oh and nine they're actively
making the other people stronger yeah 100% 100% I don't really know another game like that I know
I know the chat was saying like CS with like the by phase, but bro the CS by phase, it's nothing compared to like an over level like league, league player.
Like in every game of league, it'd be the same in CS if you if you had some guy run down mid and drop the enemy team a gun like that.
That's like the level of briefing that you'd have to do in CS to to like equate to somebody having a bad lighting phase.
It's just how the fuck are you still aren't you see like I don't even understand how the fuck are you still aren't I actually think that is
He's
Okay, double lift double if let me explain something are you listening? Yeah, I'm listening
I'm listening when you played League of Legends
You did it the easy way you leveled all the way from 1 to 30 you played bots you did normal games, right?
Switch back to bots, started playing some ranked. It was fun at first, right?
At school, having fun, whatever it is.
Jinx, he's doing his League of Legends like rank up on nightmare difficulty.
He's never played a single bot game. He's never played a single normal game.
He jumped straight into ranked. God permaband his first day, and since then,
has only played ranked games, and that's all he's done.
throughout the entire time he's been getting stream sniped every game he's
been getting sniped by Smurfs every game he's been getting grief every game
every game is pretty loose I don't know how to say I get stream sniped every day
JC it's every fucking game what percentage someone in chat like show me what percentage of games is JC getting stream sniped
Like give me a real number, give me a real number.
No, zero.
Well, no.
Okay, let me be honest.
When I have a 30 second delay, they don't say 90%.
Yeah.
Okay.
Here's the thing.
Oh my God.
Define what you mean by stream sniping like banning warwick and yee like triple
banning.
Yeah, that happens a lot.
Bro.
Wait, that's funny.
It's not that bad when I have a delay.
If if I have a one second delay, it is literally 80%.
I mean, don't ask would you agree with that. Yeah. Oh, fuck.
Did the hydraulic press almost got destroyed there?
You know, don't his years.
I just said, Linda just said, I feel like don't taste is part of the problem
because his analogies are really hard to understand.
Wait, which analogy is hard to understand?
It's like, that's the point.
I guys, I think don't taste is he's trying to make it kind of a little bit hard to understand.
Well, it's okay. The thing is, Dante's, uh, uh, uh, as a coach, is Dante's, is Dante's
the greatest coach of all time? Like, does Dante's have the same amount of game knowledge
as title one or double lift? Probably not. No, but the thing about Dante's has made League
of Legends like really fun for me. You know what I'm saying? So like sometimes, even if
I lose like 25 games in a row or right now I'm on a five game losing streak like I've had fun. You know what I mean?
That's a W. That's actually so like he's more of like a coach mixed with a life coach mixed with
Like a boyfriend. Yeah. Yeah
It's kind of yeah, that's that sort of yeah
The thing is that me and Jinxie have a six month age gap
So dude, it's a bit creepy like you know what I mean because there's a big age gap there
24 and a half there's a big difference like if this gets leaked on Twitter, it's literally
over for the both of us to understand.
Bro, there's literally no difference between 24 and 24 and a half, bro.
Dude, jingsy, you are a sponsor today with the sponsors like dude, we cannot be saying
controversial things like this. A six-month age gap, Jensi, could literally be the difference
of like one vacation to Mexico and one other person not having that vacation to Mexico.
Bro, I'm saying if somebody's 24 and they're dating someone who's 24 and a half, who cares?
There's no gap! Why do you keep saying this?
and now my chat is typing jitty
the double the few i'm just saying though like we can't be given controversial takes like this right now
yeah actually that's right
jinksy dude seven years ago don't this is underage you fucking disgusting animal
yeah and i was underage me and dotes were both underage bro what was that
jinksy that
Jinxie that's not true because seven years ago you're 18 and I was 17 and a half
And I never thought I'd be in this fucking train wreck, but like this is uh
Yeah, bro, welcome to the call bro. I'm I'm happy to be here. I'm iron jontez is
is what diamonds or something?
Dude, Jengzee, Jengzee, Jengzee.
You're not challenger, bro.
How's my own freaking coach not challenger?
Brad, out in ring for a week straight, a week,
and you didn't get challenger?
Like, what type of coach are you, man?
Okay, Jengzee, let's keep it at buck here.
If you're on a five game loss streak right now
and you played for a week straight,
you're asked to be ironed by the end of the week.
Do you understand?
Listen to me, when you rank up in League of Legends,
You have this little grace period where riots
that are under like here have a little bit of fun
and then we're gonna take it away from you.
It's like imagine Harry Potter on his 15th birthday,
his parents are like, hey dude, get out of the little cellar,
get out of the little attic in the fucking,
in the stairway and we're gonna give you a birthday cake.
He takes one bite of the birthday cake
and it's full of nails, right?
So in that five minute window
where he thought it was gonna be delicious,
he was having fun, right?
But then they took everything away from him, the second he took that first bite, and it's
the same thing with when you rank up in League.
They want to make you feel something just so they can rip it away from you, so that you're
addicted and you can go for it again.
Do you understand?
So, Lee, you're telling me League of Legends has a built-in system where when you go on
a winning streak, they build in a system that forces you to go on a losing streak.
It's a literally built-in.
Yes.
is this accurate double it is this true dude I'm sorry I my age he kicked in I
would I stop paying attention three minutes ago what is saying Dante's is
saying that if you go on a winning streak in League of Legends League of
Legends and Riot Games has a built-in system that makes you go on a losing
streak at all my god no they don't lose this dude this is the loser's cue
conspiracy man. What are you? Conspiracy. This is interesting because Doublelift says the conspiracy
and Don says believes it was just real. So hold on, Doublelift, let me ask you a question.
Skill-based matchmaking, right? How do they match players against one another in a way that actually
makes sense? If it's a skill-based matchmaking, how does it work? It's MMR, bro. It's MMR.
Okay, so wait, wait, hold on, because you're wrong. If it was purely MMR-based, then why isn't that
some people for 50 games in a row always get the better team with the better
MMI and the better chance to win. Why does this not happen sometimes for people
50 games in a row? Wait, I have another question.
Okay, because I was looking at it. It's wise towards the outliers, like you only
remember and you'll only hear about when people have an exceptionally rare
experience. No one is going to tell you their last 20 games were totally normal
and they had a 50% win rate or they had a 40% or 60% win rate.
You're only ever going to be exposed to you when people show you, look, I had a 20 losing streak, or look, I had a 20 winning streak.
No one is going to of the of the 99 instances of people who are just playing regular solo queue and have like a 50 ish percent win rate.
They're not going to link you to their OPGGs. They're because there's nothing interesting happening there.
Okay, so hold on, hold on.
This is interesting.
Right.
Get a bit going.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we will.
Because double, quick question for you.
It's called skill-based matchmaking, right?
Why is it not called the MMR based matchmaking?
It's the same thing.
I'm getting reshpated.
No, no, no, he believes that, like, this heat is in the road.
You're not a user.
You're literally about to tell me that the earth is flat.
I mean, listen, when I step outside, I don't see my shoes curving, but that's besides the
point, right?
The thing about the skill-based matchmaking is that the entire premise behind it is that
two teams are going to be matched against one another with the underlying pre-conception
that every player needs to be pushed towards a 50% win rate. It is the reason why over
the course of hundreds and thousands of games everybody eventually deviates towards a 50%
win rate. It's the reason why there can be some emerald or diamond players that have
4,000 games and their win loss is within 10 of one another. This is legitimately the reason
why. So the thing is that, yes, Loser's Q and Winner's Q exists in League of Legends
because it has to, because it is the only way for a matchmaking system to be able to
match players with them against each other in a way that makes sense concerning to MMR.
Do you understand?
No.
Okay, so let me ask you another, I'll put in words that maybe you can, I'll give you
an analogy, okay?
Imagine we have two weight classes of people, right?
And overall, we know that each person, right, weighs a certain amount, but both teams of
10 people weigh up to 2,000 pounds.
So we know this, right?
What Ryde is going to do is they're going to make it so that instead of having significant
outliers, right, on either end, they're going to try to make sure that everybody is matched
against somebody that's of middling weight, right, so that you don't have anything too
crazy.
This is done is by enforcing skill-based matchmaking. So for example, there are things like yes win rate is a factor
Yes playing against Smurfs is a factor. Yes things like playing with people that are first time on your team as a factor
Let's just think about it logically if apps like poor professor can sit there and accurately tell you that some people tilt hard
Some people never ward some people chain die and chain lose games
Do you really think that a multi-billion-dollar company like Riot Games does not have access
that same information to allow them to match players with and against each other that they
know are going to win or lose?
Do you really think that a multi-billion-dollar company that we know relies on having people
play thousands of games a season to maintain their profit margin?
Are they really just going to match everybody willy-nilly like they don't care?
Or will there be things that are done within the matchmaking system that actually allow
for a 50% rate to be achieved by everybody on our other team?
Now here's the other thing, Don Tess, remember the other day when you showed me your OptoGT
and you had a Platinum midlaner?
Yes.
Is that an example of Loser's Q?
Because they gave you a Platinum midlaner and you obviously cannot win with that.
I'm going to take it one step further.
I think that Riot, sometimes what they're going to do is they will literally match two
people that one took the same champion against each other and the person that they want to
win they will give him an earlier pick priority so that he gets his champion first.
I genuinely think this from the bottom of my heart right?
And of course Riot is going to come out and say no we don't but of course they're going
to say no they don't.
They also said that they don't balance around skin sales yet Diana got her first buff and
literally tens of patches coincidentally at the same time that our $200 skin drops, right?
So the bottom line is that skill-based matchmaking is a real thing in League of Legends that is required
by having a 50% win rate that exists, right, for every party involved. And it is everybody
being matched with the intention of everyone having a 50% rate that is a reason behind why certain
players get put on certain teams and other players will be put on other teams.
like a question for your double if the question of your double if please please
no more questions you know what you win you win but the thing is the next time
I'm on a losing streak that I was put in this is cute because right games hates
me and gave me a diamond mid-laner you have a point like just sing about a
for second double if if losers Q and winners Q didn't exist and riot didn't try to put
people together with the intention of having a 50% win rate why is it that literal gold
platinum silver and bronze players have to wait sometimes upwards of a minute to get into
a game do you really not think that people of around the same MMR bracket are going to
be altering up at the same point or point where our chews are literally instantaneous
Of course that would be possible, but the reason why is because the Q times exist so
that they can sit there and have this like risk reward of like, okay, we're going to
give you a faster Q, right?
But as Q goes longer, we're going to try to sit here and really make it more accurate
depending on skill-based matchmaking.
Like Winners and Losers Q exists, it 100% does, because of the existence of skill-based
matchmaking.
It has to.
There's no other way for it to exist.
Okay, you know what you could be you could be right. It's unprovable either way. I think it's just a theater
Guys I gotta go. I'm sorry my cat is is
They're they're about to kill me. They're about to they're about to
Know where he's got one of no worries man. They're about to fucking kill me. Okay guys
I love you guys. I love you guys. It was hanging out
I'm always down to hang out play the game if you guys ever want to play like flex cue or something together
I'm always down
Dothys, add me on discord.
when teamfights are going good, what's going off?
And the only thing that they were hearing
was some autistic 24 year old telling him
that loser skew is real.
Do you understand?
Sivana knows all right, well, I've been counter jungled.
How are we going to deal with this?
Because inspired usually will cross back and try to defend.
They have a red ward here for team liquid.
And he's inspired clearing his own rasters and expiring.
Jinxie, imagine you take the day off from going
to that family outing, right with your wife and kids.
like dude I'm gonna sit here I've been watching doubler for the last decade
every single day today's the lcs finals I need to just sit there and watch this
the game three starts
about the game and then you're having some skit so ran about we just do
well there goes our only competent voice in the call
okay do you actually want me to try hard bro please just try to explain anything bro
Please that's one of the like I'm not even kidding. That is one of the rarest thing that's ever happened. I've never had that happen before
Wait what?
Like somebody literally like he literally exited the call, bro. Like he left
Oh my god
I didn't even know that like his chat was like actually trying to learn about the game
And then you would just like a losing your mind about losers queue for like
Yeah, guys, we're not gonna like ruin everyone's day
Bro who check what other each team or would even want to like
Guys like no like no ones. They're not gonna want to like join us, bro
like we have a troll call
Kajal we're gonna ruin Kajal's entire stream guys like we're gonna ruin his stream bro his stream Kajal's stream is an educational league of legends stream bro
their Kajal's not even live
I know what I'm saying like in the future
I mean what about Kajal do you know Kajal?
yeah Kajal's funny
funny but like would catch up like beyond like the same like vibe if he's watching a
game or not he'd be on like more of my vibe than double its vibe but he's on my
by there
like I mean I'd be down to about only slide like I don't know I feel like in
in the future.
It's all good.
So give your commentary down to us.
Wait, Jensie.
Yeah.
You know who just won live that has co-streaming rights?
Who?
And would provide actual commentary?
Who?
Ludwig.
Wait, Ludwig's streaming league?
I don't know if he's streaming league, but I just won live.
Does he have co-streaming rights?
Well, he is like part owner of one of the teams.
Wait, what if we got Kadeem?
I don't think does Kadeem have co-struing rights?
He doesn't, but does he need them?
You can give us a commentary.
Bro, we're good.
We got him, bro.
We got him.
Okay, so right now, Jinx, see what's happening is that both teams are fighting, but the thing
is that Red has lost 5 power, so there's a good chance that Blue wins the fight here.
I can't believe that actually just happened man.
I'm literally like that's.
Wait, what, that he left a call?
Yeah.
I can't believe enough to call.
I don't really blame him, like I don't blame him.
It's just insane.
Has that ever happened to you before?
That's never happened.
I was out of breath for a minute there.
can do. This gorgeous day is going to back him up. Look at it as well. Here comes the Ziya.
Y'all are going to come up with a scuttle crap.
Okay. What did I miss? Uh, literally everything.
I don't, to me, I don't, like that is the funniest.
Cause his chat is trying to learn about the game and then you're just having like some psychotic rant about
losing his cube without a breath. You did not take a breath for like 12 minutes.
And his chat literally forced him to leave.
I'm not kidding. Do you know do you want to know one of the reasons why why I think since he got on the call with us
He lost like 8,000 viewers
Wait really
This is out of his dream is I was also like 20k
And nobody was calling us, he was like that.
So because, like, because he joined, his viewers left, his, or because you were in the call,
his viewers left.
What do you mean, just me, you were in the call too, dickhead?
Yeah, I wasn't having a skit so rant for 10 minutes about Loser's Jew, you fucking psycho.
Yeah, but it's not skit so if it's true, bro.
It's like when, it's like all the other stuff.
Have you ever been gang stalked by the government?
No.
There's a pretty significant CS gap in the bottom lane.
Do you want to follow us on the game now?
Yes.
Okay.
So now what's happening, James?
Let's listen up, okay?
So what's happening right now is, uh, so, what's, what's, can we, give me a second?
Bro, just put a sock at it at this point, bro.
You don't know the game, bro.
I do know the game. Okay, so look what's happening right now. Okay. Is that right now? There's like
So both teams are fighting right they're farming. They're like
Yeah, but but they're right now like right now like right now. He's fighting minions does that make sense?
You were just talking about the you know, they're fighting the grubs
Lion is mauling team liquid. Let's zip this up. Okay
All right, so listen
So what's happening right now is that the reason my line is going for these grubs is because he actually made his bot lane switch
To top lane so you know how normally Jeng see in games of League
You're gonna have like bottom top and your top is one person and your bot is two
Well, normally my tops not a human being like my top leader is like a rock that like somehow got access to internet and a keyboard
Yeah, but so just bear with me for a second, because I'm going to actually teach you something.
Yep, so like, listen, you know how normally top lane has one person and baron have two, right?
Yeah.
Normally.
Okay, so what you're going to see a lot of times in pro games is that they actually use
lane swapping to get advantages on the map.
So do you remember how I talked to you about numbers advantages?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So sometimes the way that people are going to get numbers advantages
Is because they're gonna say something like yo grubs or Harold is responding soon if everybody right now
Like if our blind comes top and our top and goes bot then nobody misses any minions, right?
But we can have numbers advantage for the grubs fight or the Harold fight you understand
Why are you laughing
Why are you not dude you tell me to take it serious and keep me something
I made the call, dude.
You did too!
You're a part of it!
It was not. You really made it lead, bro.
Bro, you had a 12-minute rant.
You just fucking wanted to use Psycho.
You didn't do anything for 12 minutes.
It wasn't, okay.
It wasn't that crazy.
Like, it wasn't like a rant.
I was just explaining things normally.
it's a little bit easier to
jingsy jingsy jingsy jingsy
you were in the call you made him leave
bro i'm sure that like i was not i was not pleasing his chat either but bro you were the nail in the coffin at the end there
you were the nail in the freaking coffin
so psychotic fucking rant about hooterscue
You know what it's like when you tell me that Loser's Queue doesn't exist?
Yeah, but like here's the thing, chat, if Dante has right, like I don't know, I believe you might be right, I'm not even kidding, this is not a joke or a prank, or like a skit for like content, like I legitimately believe Loser's Queue is correct, bro, I think you're right.
Because, Jinxie, it comes down to the fact where Riot does not have MMR-based matchmaking,
it's skill-based, and the way that they dictate the skill-based is by enforcing a 50% win
rate.
In the past, there was actually a Rioter.
Wait, wait, but if everybody has 50% win rate, how does anybody ever get to Challenger?
Don't you have to have winning win rates?
Yes, because the thing is that Riot tries to enforce the 50%, but it doesn't mean that
it goes through all the time.
if for example you won v9 super hard right then now your win rate is above 50
just like for some players right there'll be 40% in iron if you play
really bad then you're gonna be sucking iron does that make sense yeah so
that's why it's like the thing is that looser's queue has to exist in League
of Legends because 50% win rates are the basis on which Riot actually like a
structures of matchmaking. Let me ask you a question, Jinxie. If Losers and
Winterscreen didn't exist and Ryde didn't enforce 50% win rate, why is it that
there are some players that can have 5,000 games in like Emerald or Diamond
and their win-loss is within 10 of each other? Think about it. How is that even
be possible.
I don't know, I don't know dude.
Like, Jynxy, that's what I'm telling you, like the thing about it is that when it comes
to Losers Q, it's like telling me that Losers Q doesn't exist, it's like telling Einstein
gravity doesn't exist, you know what I mean?
Like, it's like you set a bomb off, like how are you supposed, like dude, do you understand
that my entire life is based on the fact that Losers Q exists?
Dude, I play League of Legends for 18 hours a day.
If Winner's Q and Loser's Q doesn't exist, then that'll be my entire life as a lie.
You know what I mean?
It's like going up to SpongeBob and telling him that he's just in a TV show.
Like, are we fucking serious?
Like, do we think SpongeBob's just gonna accept that?
You know what I mean?
Like, think about it, Jinxie.
Like, genuinely.
And I don't give a fuck if Lion is taking the dragon.
I don't give a fuck if the one win away from LCS finals,
You have to understand that winners and losers queue is real.
So I wanted to repeat it back to me, Jamesy.
Why is losers queue a real thing?
Explain it to me.
Because if it's not a real thing,
Dante's entire life is a lie.
No, but it's not just that.
Like we established real reasonings.
What are the real reasonings?
Because everybody has a 50% win rate.
You had a platinum mid-laner in a challenger lobby.
How's that even possible?
Like, bro, choose the thing.
How does a platinum mid-laner end up in a grandmaster master challenge or lobby? How is that even possible?
Skip done and skipped emeralds. How is that possible other than the time machine?
Like, Jinxie, Jinxie, I want you to listen man. I don't want you to laugh, okay? Because this is important.
Wait, wait, I'm saying MMR. Wait, what? The flat-eye MMR, what does that mean?
Don't, don't worry about it. It's hope. So I want you to listen, okay? Jinxie, are you listening?
When I told you that Riot Games has a time machine, it genuinely wasn't a joke, right?
Because the thing that you have to understand is that if Riot didn't have a time machine,
then how is it possible that sometimes you're going to have a smurf that's like 100% on rate,
and then he just runs it down? Or you're going to have a guy that in every game that just drops 30 kills against you?
Like the thing is that the time machine does actually exist, because Riot has billions of dollars, right?
And we know that aliens are real, right?
So it's not a far fetch to say that multi-billion dollar companies have been in contact with like aliens and stuff like that.
So they're able to get technologies that the public doesn't have yet.
So they can actually sit there and be able to like properly get things in their advantage. Does that make sense?
Okay, got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, got it.
Like, think of this right now.
I'm leaning on your side. Like, I, I, Jack, we want to pull on this.
Guys, we've heard Dante's is get so ran. Just run a poll you guys cast your boat. Do you believe in?
Winners and losers here. That's it. Do you believe?
Do you believe in winners slash losers cute? Do you believe run a poll?
Let's see
But that says, uh, what is your thoughts on game game three here?
It looks like lions literally stomping them again. They have two dragons or no much weekend
That's two dragons, right? Okay, I'll tell you what my thoughts are. Do you want to know my thoughts are yeah?
If the losers queue didn't exist then it would mean jinxie that winners queue also doesn't exist
But sometimes you're gonna be playing games up league, right?
And you're gonna just go on a 20 game win streak does that make sense?
So if you were I didn't go out to happen though, why haven't I gone on 20 game winning streak?
Because you did jinxie and the thing is that right now you're paying for it with losers queue
That's why you lost five in a row. You were the same exact player before the lost streak, right?
As you were when you went on it. The only difference is that now you're paying for it, bro
With a loser's cue because right said oh, Jaddy's having a bit too much fun
Let's sit there and let's ruin his day and this is how it works. Do you understand?
I think it's just because I'm not good enough to 1v9, but wait not that okay
Let's continue this rant after else. Yes. All right. Okay. Okay, cuz you know remember like yeah
Okay, alright, let's go.
Okay, Jingxie. Two options.
Option one is we can talk about the game. Option two is someone in your chat said,
What exactly is Winner's Unbooster's Q? I want Don to explain that.
So I'll let you choose should we do option one or option two
Okay, I need to go use the restroom. I'll be back. Just please commentate the game and then we'll deep dive
After we'll have like a whole you can get a notepad out and everything
So guys the thing about it right now, okay is as we can see on red side, right?
Their mid and their bot lane are only on to a combined on to so what that means is it means that there's a very good chance
That before this final series started, right?
Jose Diodo was actually on a win streak in League of Legends. So now what happens is,
because Jose Diodo was on a win streak before the pro match started, Riot said,
hey buddy, we heard you were enjoying yourself. So now he's getting the
Riot enforced loser's cube so that he actually pays for the dependence of
climbing an LP. Does that make sense?
So, what's happening right now is that Lion vs Team Liquid, so Lion's up 4 kills, they're
up about 1500 gold and they're also up 2 dragons.
It's looking rough for Team Liquid.
Because you guys have to understand that in competitive settings, it's not just about
whether or not your team is winning or losing by a statistics standpoint, it's also about
the mentality, right?
And if blue is already in a position right now where they've won 2 in a row and now they're
getting collapses off, they're sitting there, they're going crazy, then it's like it's
at a point now where blue is playing, or red is playing, from a disadvantage even mentality
wise, right?
So as we can see, they're fighting on 2 fronts right now, but it looks like Lion is actually
getting a bit caught.
But Zircon Man she gets a trade con, so that's actually good.
So why was that fight very important for them to win?
Because now the thing is that red team can't even contest a dragon that just spawned.
So as a result, Lyon's gonna be able to get third dragon, they secure crowd, and it's
just gonna get to a point now where Inspired's lead, already being 3-0, gets even further,
and then he also is gonna be able to get the third dragon too.
So he actually gets off the dragon to try to kill the enemy mid laner, they end up getting
it, and they get the support too!
Wow!
Wow, I would have never won for that call.
Jesus.
I would have just stayed on the dragon
Interesting that that's actually very interesting. So what happens now is
Inspired is able to secure the dragon
So then they're probably just gonna play for resets and then they're gonna try to like reset lanes, right?
Because right now baron's up in about seven seconds
So their next play is gonna be that their support and their jungler are gonna try to get vision around topside
So that they can actually set up for the Baron
because remember guys it's all about all C and the thing is that solo queue
isn't that much different from pro play in terms of like your intentions right
because if your intention is to get objectives in solo queue it's gonna be
the same in pro as well you know so now what blue is gonna do is they're gonna
try to just like hold waves and then they're gonna look to structure more
towards the baron vision right okay so now as we can see they're starting to get
turrets are really shutting the enemy team out right now and yeah listen the
thing about it guys is it really looks like a lion before the game starts was
able to get their uber eats orders in because since they got their uber eats
orders in they were able to not feed but rather get fed so that's the reason why
uber eats very important if you actually want to win your games don't forget
about it all right so now what's happening looks like right now blue is
just structuring around mid lane. They're looking for a flank, but the reason my red team's comp is so
horrible is because their only real engage is going to be Rakan, right? Because they don't have any
engage outside of that except like maybe Shyvana. And the thing is that their engage is so telegraphed
that it's impossible for blue to really die to it as long as their team is playing well.
And Berserker is one of the best ADCs in the entire region, so it's like
He's not going to get caught before he's able to dash away, right?
Especially considering the fact that he also has a Lulu with him.
Okay, so, wow. We might have to non-X, quit after that one.
So, quit, takes the Herald, and then just dashes into the wall.
So right now, Jose De Odo is saying to himself, he's like, damn, dude, why did I sit there?
And why did I cue those four games off-stream?
Like, yeah, I'm up 100LP now, but my mid laner is sitting there running into walls with Herald
to us with Harold instead of taking the turrets. So now, like, Jose, you're doing a good job
casting, I checked in on the stream.
Yep. So I was saying, Jynxie, do you want to know the reason why Red Team is losing
right now?
Um, no, no, yeah, why, why, sorry. Yeah, Spice Red Team losing.
So the reason why is because Jose DiOto went on a win streak off stream. So because of
that, we're leaving.
Yon tries to escape, stay alive for now.
Inspire still has the wild growth.
Team will put some of them to the way.
Not the main to the tie.
Our team's slow at the end.
So it looks like they're actually going for the fight now.
So don't forget, any fight that they go for right now.
I'm from Bowen.
I loaded up your stream during the game,
and it's just the hydraulic press.
Did I help you know?
My entire chat is there are just people raiding the hydraulic
press out of time
So now what's happening, okay, so Jim see both teams are gonna be playing around the bar now, right?
Wait, am I lacking?
Am I lacking or no?
You're she-missing, but you're a browser was.
So now both teams are going to be playing around the baron.
So that's what we're going to see right now is in league.
Remember how I said that the game was played on a job?
I'm speaking, but this is over. Zippy mob, coach.
Lion has three dragons with 5k more gold spent.
This is wrapped, right?
Yeah, so this is how many you want to talk about other stuff.
No, but like you agree right like this it's it's done
It's eight kills to zero kills three dragons to zero dragons and five K more gold spent like the commentating is cute and all
But hey like I'm here to like it's like Dion Sanders putting his hand on Travis Hunter's shoulder like it's done
Let this go
It's over jingsy jingsy I want you to type this in your chatter you ready? Yeah
look in the discord thing looking just like that looking now okay so it's not
out of a cent over but don't test is this like 95% over yeah yeah it is like
because the thing is that at this point red also has like a worst comp as well
so they have a worse comp and their team is like also doing really bad as well
wait you want me to type what user brother maths yeah type that why is this a
chatter yeah just type it type it in your in your chat he typed
John says answer this question bro to Chacho I need to know what winners and
losers queue is what exactly is winners slash users queue you just do a second
with me where you learned the game
JX, some people feel like we haven't properly described what we're doing.
No, I know.
And Dantez, I want you to do a full debriefing on it right after LCS.
Okay, okay.
All right.
Okay, so what's happening right now, okay, is that both Blue and Red Team are fighting,
but the thing is that Red Team cannot engage on Blue.
And the reason why is because they're ADC, right, is a champion that has dashes, and
she also has an enchanter support that keeps her alive even better.
So because of that, even though Jose was able to seal the dragon, they're still never going
to win any fights ever.
He's like, I'm going to be honest, Inspire is a really good jungler, but this game he's
low key been getting smite mobbed.
Now define what you mean by smite mobbed for the people in the chat.
I don't read.
It means that, watch, look at the dragon right now.
Yeah.
Both junglers seen his smite at 1400 to get it, but every single time, there have been
three times where Jose has done a one-on-ones my battle with inspired and he's won every single time
Yeah
So that's why it's like
Bro inspired us three dragons, but the kill counts 13 to 0 all right
So doesn't it make it a lot easier to get dragons as a jungler if?
Your team is just so over leveled and you can just group at the dragon every time
like yeah I'm not controlling like it's easy to get dragons so like Jose
actually like Jose is earning the dragons like he's behind every game yeah
like and that's exactly what it is like it's cuz Jose right now is
experiencing what it's like to have three losing lanes that's the problem yeah
Jose Jose you're my goat bro Jose I don't know if you'll ever see this clip
probably not hey you've impressed me tonight bro even though your team is
losing every possible lane. They're literally 0-13 right now, Jose. You've impressed me, man.
Okay, so, Jamesy, can I show you something? Yeah. So, you've seen today how good Jose is
at the game, right? Yes, and he's still, it doesn't matter. Jose's playing so good and he can't win.
Okay, I want you to open up my stream. Okay, I'm opening up your stream. Are you sure?
Yes, trust me. Well, hold up, it's during the game. I don't think we can. I don't think we can
during the game. I will be there in a second. I kind of got a glimpse of it. I will be there
in a second. Somebody said, I don't say something. Loser is cute.
The thing is right now, what Jose should do is he should walk mid and just smite every
thing one of his victor's cannons. He should be saying, yo, quit. You're 0-5. How about
quitting it? And then he's just smiting every single one of those cannons that appears.
You know what I mean?
Like, he needs to sit there, he needs to be like,
Yee on, our chances of winning have gone
Yee under the wall, bro.
Because this is looking absolutely chocked
why are you zero and three?
Like, he's looking top, he's like, Morgan.
Yeah, how about we get more better performances?
Why are we losing lane versus rumble right now?
Like, that's what he needs to be saying.
Do you understand?
Yeah, I feel like what a league team needs
is you need one guy who's just kind of like a villain
in your team, preferably your jungler.
If this happens, bro, if your team's 0-15,
somebody needs to become a villain
for the betterment of the team.
Do you want to be?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's like one benyama in the Spurs.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, exactly.
All right.
So by the way, chat, y'all want to know something?
Guess how many games the Spurs had a double-digit lead in?
Five.
Guess how many games the Spurs lost?
Four.
Ba-ba-rat.
Bro, the Spurs were winning every game of the series and they lost four of them.
All five games, the Spurs had a double digit lead. Like, oh my God.
Yeah, but just in double digit, just mean they could be up by 10 points.
Yeah, but like they were up by 29 and lost. They were up by 19 and lost.
Like it didn't match. Like they just could not end the game.
They were winning in the third quarter in almost every game.
They just could not end the game.
Every game, so they pissed down their pants.
Yeah, it's like when you're playing an iron right and you're gonna have the soul
You're gonna have everything but then afterwards it happens is your team just plays the fights horribly and then you end up losing
You know what I mean? Yeah, no, literally
All right
So now listen, okay
Can see
Okay
Thank you. So it's happening right now, okay. It's that it is literally impossible for red side to win.
And do you want to know the reason why? Well, I can tell you it's 15 kills to 0, right? I mean that's a big one.
Yeah, but it's also because it is impossible for their ADC to die. Because like right now their ADC
has a champion that can like get rid of all the CC from her and on top of it she also has dashes and
everything so no matter what red team just tries doing like they lost like
they should just ff it what's her name what's her name you know so you know her
can't die if she's fed or something it's because you know her has abilities
that allow her to dash right so if she can dash away and you try getting on
top of her then she can just live you understand yes so now we gotta kill
They got killed let's do a pizza party
Well listen, it's a pizza party out dragon right now because blue team just got sold for that
So for that one kill the blue team got dragon soul. Yep
Hey, the announcer said every comeback starts with one kill, what do you think? I?
Think that's her needs to check into a hospital dude
This game is absolutely impossible to win right now like legitimately like they are
11,000 gold up they have 14 kills up you have dragon soul they got Baron they have almost every turret on the board like
Redside literally has two turrets at this point that guy's inhaling copium to level where it's like you remember how back in the day
People used to inhale laughing gas and there was that whole epidemic. It's like right now
That's like the copium tank like he just he can't even like function without it at this point
You know what I mean?
Yeah, this is out of all of the professional league games of League I've walked, which
is only like seven.
This is by far the most unwinnable out of reach game I've ever seen in my life.
They have literally died one time out of sixteen exchanges.
Like, I want to vomit.
If I had this happen in League, I would have just shut up my PC and ended my stream.
Yeah, no, like, right now what should happen, honestly, is Jose Di Oro should just press
He should just like walk over to his midlaner's monitor and just leave the game right from his midlaner's PC
Because at least if he leaves the game from his midlaner's PC
He can just call an FF after three minutes, so he doesn't have to lose any LP. That's what I would do
I'd be like yo guys this one is no LP it's protein there is no LP. They just play it out
Even worse
That's that's even worse because then it's like what's the risk fight at this point, you know what I mean?
well I mean jab what is first place get an LCS like what's the first place
prize probably a lot right do you actually want to know no yeah like
actually what is the 2026 LCS spring money price gets like a hundred a
thousand there is no money prize oh but they get MSI seeding yep
They don't want to allow Jose the man with the magic smite key
So, but do you want to know what the MFs are?
Is that the best team in NA then right now?
Well, they used to be one of the worst. The reason why they're one of the best now is because they have the best jungler
They got inspired and that's all that matters. Like, they're...
So, do you think best jungler in NA ever?
Second best.
Who's the first?
You're talking to him.
I can't put it.
I give it like bro you're a master's player bro, you're a master's player like, what are you even
What is the end game here you're in freaking masters
Bro you're not better than inspired brother this guy's been pro for like 10 years
Okay, well it's inspired, it's named Dottas.
No.
Then he's not the best.
So, Dottas, what's going through Team Liquid's head right now?
They're basically just sitting on their in-hips.
What's going through their head is, damn, if this was a solo queue game, I would have
FF'd about 15 minutes ago.
So like, what is the chance of them winning?
Because there has to be at least a 1% chance, right?
Literally somebody's gonna see shots off
Even if somebody's yeah, they can four be five this if one of them left one of the lines
Maybe not maybe not no no because the thing is I'm telling you it's here
Just like the ADC is on killable and she's full build when this happens
It's like do you remember that one game yesterday you lost because the enemy ADC just like three tapped to you
Like I was saying you need to update he said many didn't let me loss
It's like that like it's at a point right now where you just can't win because the ADC is so fed that when
80 C's got like him it's like there's something you can do
Right, watch on the bottom right. Look at all this damage coming in
Like the any but right now the blue team ADC was a generally sitting there and
3v1ing though the blue side ADC was 1v3 winning the fight
Wait they went back to back
Yes, a champion.
JNC, watch Ron.
Yo, bro, you watch, you go watch Ron, bro.
What?
Watch Ron, you watch Ron.
Why are you telling me to watch Ron?
Like, bro, it's like when somebody told
Lowe's to watch Flite.
Yo, bro, I'm not going to watch, like, you watch him.
What?
They come back, they win.
Okay.
Game number two.
JNC, do you all know what's going through Team Liquid's head
right now?
Wait, let me close out of the LCS.
Yo, WLCS stream.
Yo, big shout out LCS, big shout out team line.
Big shout out LCS for the perms, man.
And, fantastic.
Yes, QDOTE, or what, the spring roll,
Cordot, what was it, spring roll?
Pagoda.
Pagoda, spring roll, big ups.
Yo, LCS, thank y'all for the perms,
and we'll be seeing you at MSI.
How about taking out the title?
All right, Dantez, five?
No, how about taking out the title?
Wait on it.
All right, it's out.
Yo, Dantez, now can we get your explanation of Winner's Cue?
Do you have a notepad?
Dantez, do you have a notepad?
You need to get the notepad out right now.
No, but I want to see your, like, you can turn off the fucking...
Dantez, turn off the fucking...
What is it, bro?
Hydraulic press.
Jinxie, there is 60,000 kilos of force going on right now and the cement block is not moving.
Do you understand how cr-
Wait, did you see that?
Do you want me to replay it?
No!
Dunfens, explain, explain Loser's Q and Winner's Q on a notepad.
Explain it.
Or OPGG, whatever you need to do, just give us examples.
Okay.
All right.
Are you ready?
Everybody lock the fuck in lock in let's go now. Okay, so
There are two things on League of Legends you have a rank make text bigger make text bigger
The chapter ain't got blinded they're saying my eyes go on dark mode dark mode dark mode
What the fuck is so close?
No, there was no dark mode.
Settings.
Wait, wait, settings scroll down to chat.
Where is it?
Maybe at the end.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, thank god.
All right, there we go.
Chat, we got show.
All right, so there are two things under Sun, OK?
Bigger text, bigger text, bigger text.
Not that.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Go back to where you were.
Back to where you were.
this is good no it's not where you were go back to where you were where
where right uh font font click the arrows now make it way bigger than 11
way bigger why don't you make it 10 dipshit
i want to make it 30 so make it 30 there there go go go go now go i know this is too big
okay god damn it 24 24 24
Uh, can I do 23? Sure. Oh, yeah.
All right, now go. Go.
So there are two things in the grid. We have rank and we have MMR.
What's the difference between rank and MMR?
So, let me explain it to you. Is MMR your skill and rank is your visual rank?
No. So, I'm going to explain it to you using paint. Are you ready? Yeah.
So imagine right now,
We have this right when we win league games. Imagine we only win our rank goes like this, right? Yeah
Well, you know how sometimes when you're winning games, you're gonna see that you gain more LP like in sub game 20 game 21
Yeah, like sometimes I get 20 sometimes I get 21 sometimes I get 19
Okay, so essentially right this is what happens
In League, how it works is that your MMR is the hidden thing that decides how much LP you gain.
And it's based off, right, it's based off your win rate. You understand?
So the higher your win rate, the more MMR you gain and lose?
No, the higher the win rate, the higher your MMR goes relative to your rank,
which allows you to gain more LP. So what will happen is imagine we win as much as this, right?
then maybe at this point, because the difference is only this, we're going to be gaining 21, but then over here, it's bigger, so maybe here, we're going to be gaining 23, here, it's big, so it's like we're gaining 25, right?
Yes, because Riot is basically saying, this guy's win rate is so good, we need to get him out of here, so we're just going to give him a bunch of Velo to get him out of this rank, and then eventually he'll drop off because he's losing.
Yes, exactly. And the same thing is true for when they think you don't deserve to be in the rank you're in.
So let's say you're sitting down, you're losing a lot, right?
So imagine for example, instead of the graph looking like this, it looks like this, right?
Yeah, like for me, like I'm on a losing streak. That's me right now.
So right now, this is what's happening to your MMR.
So that's the reason why, before it's like you'd be minus 20, right, at this point, at this break-even point.
But then, it got to a point where over here, now you're minus 22. You understand?
Yes.
Okay, perfect. So this is the basis for understanding on how we're going to describe what Winner's Unluxer's Queue is.
So now let me explain to you, using Riot's own words, right, and using things that are publicly available,
Why winners and losers Q exists and why it is not a cope and not a cop out, right?
So let's talk about
skill-based matchmaking
There can be two types of matchmaking right you have skill-based and you have MMR based right
So, MMR based means that if everyone is around the same MMR, you're going to be matched in the same lobbies.
So, if you and Muda are both Bronze 3, right, and you're both gaining plus 20.
Rodney I'm denied from Sumi University. Guys, I'm about to be 30! I don't care! I'm about to be 30!
Continue.
Okay, so imagine right now we have MMR based and we have skill based matchmaking, right?
MMORPG means that as long as everyone is around the same rank, you can be matching the same
game with each other.
Got it, got it, got it.
Which is the reason why, for example, you and Muda, if you guys were clearing at the
same time and you were both bronze too, you'd be able to get in the same game.
But I could never get into a game with a gold player, right?
Exactly, because you're MMRS.
But how is a Plat player able to be in a Grandmaster lobby?
Because I understand a gold player can't be in a bronze lobby, but a Plat player can be
in a GM Master lobby.
does that make sense okay I'm gonna show you something even more fucked up than
that are you watching yeah okay so in this game I lost at one point this was
my ADC that was master 6 TLP right he has never been above diamond in his life
and he has a negative win rate tell me right now why the fuck I had this
complete reject versus a grandmaster 900 LP player with a 53% how is this
possible? Time machine right? The time machine exactly because essentially what
Riot does right is that people have a misconception on what Qtimes are for.
People think that Qtimes are so that you can get in the same MMR based lobby
when that isn't actually true. What's true is that the Qtimes are for you to
get in the same skill-based lobby, right? So what this means, Jinxie, essentially?
Wait, the Q time? You can tell what lobby you're about to be thrown into off of the
fucking Q time. Yes. What? Wait, are you being serious? I'm being
serious. Because the longer that your two times are, the more it is that Bright is
trying to find the foremost disgusting retards ever to ruin your day.
That's the reason why you got to chill, alright, you can do it.
Okay, so what it is, Jynxie, is that Q-times are essentially there because Riot is saying,
hey, we're going to spend as much time as we can so that we can ruin your game as well
as possible.
On the flip side, if you've lost a lot recently, we're going to try to actually make it so
that you get the freest win ever, right?
So it's like your boots get in the backpack because the door is going to carry, right?
And that's the iron one midlaner that has a 9-9% one, right?
That's just putting you in his backpack 1v9 in the game.
But then other times it's like swipe or no swiping because you have some guy that's
in QDU in three months, right?
And he's playing from his brother's PC, from some like, from a discotech in South Sudan,
and he has 900 ping, and now you have a 0% chance to win.
Do you understand?
I got it.
So if there's a five minute queue time and you're on a winning streak, you're probably
going to get a disgusting piece of shit on your team.
If there's a five minute queue time and you're on a losing streak, you're probably going
to get a god team.
Exactly.
This is exactly right.
And the reason why, it just makes sense if you think about it logically.
So there have been leaked patents.
I'm not kidding you, by the way, that I've ridden.
You swear to God.
I swear to God, yes.
There were leaked patterns from Riot that show that they've actually patented skill-based
matchmaking and a certain type of it.
It's a little patent.
It's publicly available.
You can find it.
People went in and they actually found this not too long ago, only a few months ago.
So Riot has actually patented some form of skill-based matchmaking.
It isn't the entire concept, but it's a specific.
Put it up in front of us.
I want to see what they said, put it up.
All right, let me find it from the, from the mouth of the horse.
I want to see it.
I want to see what they said.
They patented SBMM, their type of SBMM.
It's called engagement based matchmaking.
Cause this is a full-blown investigation right now.
All right, here we go.
So let's look at Reddit.
So the actual evidence behind why matchmaking feels manipulated
writes patent and the UCLA EOMM paper.
So over here, this guy talks about this,
because obviously me and you, we're not going to sit there
and we're not going to read it.
So we're going to have other people do that for us.
So now, you guys have to read the paper from UCLA
about engagement-optimized matchmaking.
It outlines how modern games use back-end data
to maximize the time you spend playing,
rather than just giving you a fair scale base match.
But what pisses me off is looking at Brite's
actual matchmaking patent that was renewed
just 14 months ago, right?
You look specifically at figures seven and eight
of the patent because the documentation is damning.
The patent literally outlines the system's
exact flow in figure seven stating it will,
curie behavioral data from your user profile database.
What does that mean?
So what it means is you remember when everyone said
That was a schizo because I was talking about how, for example, if you have a guy that plays
hyper aggressive and never wards, he's going to play against a guy that always ganks and
stuff like that.
Yeah.
Riot has ways to determine this behavior on the back end so that they can match people
with and against other people that align better or worse with their preferences to better
fix games from before the game actually starts.
Do you understand?
This would basically be tying back into the time machine then, time machine theory.
Yes, yes, like Jinxie, the time machine is actually a real thing, but it's just not what you think it is.
It's not a portal that brings you 30 minutes into the future.
It's something where Riot says, I'm going to match a jungler that flames his team when his top laner dies,
with a top laner that dies a lot early, and then I'm also going to put on their same team a bot lane,
that when everything goes to shit,
they're gonna start tilting
and they're gonna leave the game as well.
And they're gonna be against the entirety of T1
in terms of cohesion that never tilt,
never get mad and always win the lanes.
This is literally exactly what it is, right?
So let's keep reading, right?
And then create player matches for a game session
based at least in part on behavioral data.
Figure 8 takes it a step further and thought out says the system will calculate personality
categories for each player.
This is legit.
Yes.
Jinxie, this was a renewed patent that's publicly available.
Calculate personality categories for each player.
So what this means is for example, imagine we sit there and we have a guy that's toxic,
right?
He's toxic and he gets mad.
What Riot's going to do is they're going to be like, hey, if you're toxic and you're
going to get mad, we're going to match you with other people that are toxic and that
get mad.
And we're just going to make entire teams of you, which is the reason why being toxic
in League of Legends, unironically, is going to tank your winrate because Riot tries to
match people that have similar behavior characteristics with each other, almost as like a punishment.
So it's like, oh, you want to spam ping your team when they end you?
Fun.
We're going to give you a top laner that does the exact same thing. Enjoy, right? So this is literally what happens, right?
So this is absolutely insane. I did not even notice.
So read what this says here, right? People try to debunk losers by posting statistical analysis of raw win-loss streaks across thousands of counts.
But that completely misses the point.
analysis or analysis is this is analysis is this is okay continue okay so if the
algorithm is doing its job perfectly the raw and lost data will look
statistically normal while the actual match quality is artificially
manipulated based on your unique behavior profile to keep you hooked so what
this means you can see right and the thing is that you can actually tell
this just from a standard standpoint. Over the course of years, what has Riot done?
They have made it easier to rank up. They may get started when the season starts, right?
You don't have to worry about promotional series anymore. Because back in the day, Jinxie,
do you want to know how long it used to take you to climb?
Hello.
Oh, you actually want me to give you like the rundown?
Yeah.
Okay. So let me show you this. Back in the day, if you wanted to climb, every division
in the game had five tiers, right?
So for example, bronze five, bronze four, bronze three.
Now there's four.
Yeah, we're gonna get into it more though.
Bronze one, right?
And then afterwards, you would go to silver, right?
The worst five I've ever seen in my life.
JC, fuck this.
I'm focusing so I continue.
Okay, so back then,
you need about 100 LP between each rank, right?
So what's the same as kicking from bronze five
to bronze four?
How much is it now?
No, no, no, but it wasn't just that.
It was that back in the day,
there was something called the promo series, right?
Where you would enter something when you hit 100 LP
that was called your promos.
And what this would be is you would have to win
two out of three of your next three games
in order to promote to bronze three.
And if you lost two out of your three games,
then you stay Bronze 5.
Now it goes a step further, Jeng-Ci,
because you know how nowadays,
if you're Bronze 4, 99 LP and you win a game,
you go to Bronze 3, 19 LP?
Yeah.
Back in the day, the way it used to work
is if you would win, right?
Imagine you would win both games.
You would promote to Bronze 3, 0 LP.
If you would lose both games, right?
you would actually go down to bronze four, 60 LP.
So what would happen was is that back in the day,
climbing used to feel almost impossible
because promos were designed to keep people stuck, right?
So it would take you 100 LP
and then it would also take the promo series.
So to go from bronze five to bronze four, seven wins, right?
Oh my God, oh my God.
And then even when you get it, you're at zero LP.
Exactly. So to go from bronze for the bronze three, seven wins. To go from three to two, seven wins.
To go to two to one, seven wins. To go to bronze one, to silver, eight wins.
And the reason why it was eight is because when you would get to your division one to promote the next tier,
now it's a five game series, not a three game series.
series. So before 36 wins positive to get from bronze five to silver if you were getting
20 a game. Yes. So oh my God. So back in the day it was 35 wins, GenC. If you wanted to
go from bronze to silver without dropping a game, it's 35. And I want you to also understand
that with promos, right, it made it so that if you're sitting there and you're losing
a lot of games, then you're tanking way lower because when you go to 0 LP, you're going
to demote.
If you go to Bronze to 0 LP, you demote it on your next game.
But then if you demote, you need to win four games in order to promote again, because they
would demote you to 75 LP, but you gain 20 a win.
So it means that you need two wins to get back in your promos and two more to promote.
So back in the day, GenC, falling from bronze to bronze 3 isn't just let me win one game.
It was now you have to win or do you follow?
Yeah, holy shit.
Okay, so now it gets even crazier.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Okay, so now the reason why that's crazy.
By the way, I'm loading on my league while you're doing this rant.
Okay, perfect.
So the reason why it gets crazier is because back in the day, how many ranks did we used
to have?
We had bronze, silver, gold, platinum, emerald, diamond, and then masters.
Yep.
I got permanently banned on League of Legends.
What?
I swear to God I'm not trolling.
What do you mean you got permanently banned?
review found that this account was transferred between players well is it
because I'm on a new PC I know ironically it it could be all right hit up one of
your ride contacts like a DM a DM us just say that you you got a band like I'm
non-king it actually could be like wait wait no Jyncey are you sure you're on the
right account? But Jinxy, no, no, because you might have logged into your old
account. Do you remember my platinum account? The one that was platinum? No,
yeah, the one that was silver. Maybe you tried logging into that one. Are you
sure you've logged into the Jinxy MVP one? I didn't log in. I just loaded up
league. I just loaded up league. Exactly. Yes, exactly. Yeah, that's why. That's
I thought I got her my god
Okay, so I just signed back into my riot have eyes
Let me check my no bad. Oh no, bro false alarm boys. Holy shit. I thought I got permanent
Oh, no, we're gonna see. Yeah, what's up, don't test.
Check Twitter. It just got leaked. What got leaked on Twitter?
Your cock bro, wait, do you want to hear the conspiracy theory?
JNC. Oh yeah that's the wrong shit. Sign out of that.
JNC what if Riot sent one of their agents to log into that old account on this new PC
Just so that it would distract you from hearing what I'm saying to prevent the expose from taking place.
Do you understand what if you have early onset schizophrenia, bro?
Listen, all I'm going to say is your brain, bro.
No, but Jensie, like you don't understand, bro, we still need like you still don't understand the full extent of losers.
That's the thing. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, don't ask. Can you try to like fully explain losers to you though, please? Okay. Okay. Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you opening my streams?
No, I can't live your stream right now. Wait, let me hold up. He's signing into the account really quick. One moment. Okay. Save this gets running up for two minutes. Okay.
Two minutes. He's signing in one sec. One sec.
Gotta charge my phone anyways.
Guys, I hope this works, then I can charge my phone.
My phone's about to die.
Okay, that should work.
Please work.
Wait, let's look at the Francis.
Francis is different? Nice!
Okay, we're good.
All right.
All right, you can show three.
I'm gonna hang up.
All right, John, does one sec.
Okay.
Loser's Q algorithm has a minimum impact below Master's to be completely fair.
Wrong.
The impact is never minimal because you're always...
Can you give like a closing statement on winners of Loser's Q?
Should we just do it while I'm Qing?
Dude, Jinxie, can you just take 10 minutes, bro, to learn?
Yeah, bro, you can talk to me. I want to play I'm addicted to the game, bro
Yeah, wait wait, I'll make it fast, but you need a listen. I'm listen. I'm a sort of god
I'm listening. I'm listening to everything you said. Okay, so listen and don't fucking keep up yet
So back in the day it used to take 35
Games in order for you to promote, right? Okay
Nowadays it's only bronze for three two one to sub a right. So we remove this so it takes five wins here
10, 15, 20. So nowadays instead of taking 35 wins, it takes 20, right? Yeah. Okay, perfect.
The reason why this is so important is it because it shows you right's intention with
what they've done with the game. Okay. So to be completely fair, right? Do you want me
to sit here and also show you how many games it takes to go from the lowest rank in the
game for the highest as well. How many? Like a thousand, eight hundred, six hundred, four
hundred, three hundred? No, no, no, no. Watch this. So back in the day, we used to have
bronze, silver, gold, platinum, diamond, masters, right? And every single one takes 35 wins.
So that's one, two. Back in the day, there was no challenger.
No, no, there was, but I'm just going, like, lowest to master's, just to make it easy.
Okay.
So back in the day, right, it was one, two, three, four, five, right?
So let's do some quick maths.
What's 35 times five?
I don't know.
I'm not even kidding.
It's okay.
It's 175, right?
Okay.
So it's 175.
So that's how many games it took, wins, for you to go from the lowest rank in the game
to the highest rank.
What does this mean?
I'll show you in a second.
Nowadays we have iron and we also have emerald, right?
So we have two more, but it only takes 20 games.
What's the point of adding iron into the game?
What was the point of that?
I'll explain it in a second, right?
So nowadays it's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
times 20? 140. So, to go from the lowest rank in the game to the highest rank now, it takes
35 games less, 20% less games, right? So, Jinxie, what incentive could Riot have in order to
making it so that it takes less games to rank up? It takes less games to go from one division
to the next. It takes less games to go from one rank to the next, and it takes less games
to go from the lowest rank in the game to the highest. What incentive could Ride have
for this? Talk to me.
To keep you addicted to the game, to keep you ranking up, to keep you spending money,
to keep you playing the game.
Yes, because if it's easier for you to ride...
Wait, stop! You just turned on dark mode on your notepad.
Yeah.
Go to settings.
Same thing.
Thank God.
All right, continue.
Because the thing is, Jinxie, that if it's you sitting there, right, and if it's you sitting
there and feeling like you're improving constantly, then you're going to want to play the game
more. If you feel like you're ranking up faster, if you feel like you're getting past ranks
faster, like the game is coming naturally to you faster, then you're going to want to
play more, right? So we're identifying now that over the course of years, Riot has changed
the matchmaking or the ranking system to be easier to rank up, correct?
Yep. Yep.
Just stop there.
So back in the day, what you have to do is the day that you sit there and you actually make a new account,
I knew you'd be pacing when I went to your stream.
So the way it used to work, Jamesy, is that you would have to sit there and you would have to play 10 games to get a rank, right?
And then that rank after 10 games is the rank that you start your climb off on.
Nowadays, it's your first game.
first game. After your first game, your first game, you sit there and you already saw it
with the rank. So your first 10 games you're already making improvement, right? And it's
the same thing when it comes to like when this new season starts. When a new season
starts, you're going to sit there and you're also going to be feeling like you're improving
faster. Because if I end a season, Emerald won, right? And the next season I start off
and I place Platinum 1, right, and I see after two games I'm already emerald, then what do I want to do?
I want to play more. Now it doesn't just stop there, Jinxie, because we also need to remember
that over the course of years, what else has Riot introduced? They've also introduced massively
inflated LP games, where nowadays for the first like 50 games that you play, you get plus 30 minus 10.
So it also makes it so that within the first one month of you starting out, you can literally blow
past your past season peak rank by like 1000 LP. I'm not even kidding you. So what Biden's done over
the years is they've made it easier to rank up, they've made it more visually accessible for you
to feel like you're improving, they've made it a lot less game requiring, and they've also removed
a lot of frustration in the ranking process, right? Because they remove promos. And all
this is done with what intention? It's done with a different approach to the ranking system.
So back in the day, listen, the way it used to work is that why it used to think that
if the game was hard to climb in, you would want to play more because now you want to
become the best. Over the course of years with companies like Fortnite coming out and
all of these people, Marvel rivals, whatever,
taking away their players,
they said, let's try a different approach.
We're gonna make it more accessible for new players
to feel like they're improving.
So we can actually get more new players
instead of just catering to our old players, right?
And you can see this as well
and how the game has been dumbed down.
They've removed a lot of active items.
They've removed a lot of mechanics in the game.
So they've made a lot of things easier.
So the reason why they added an iron
is to make the dumb-dumbs feels like smart smarts
by getting them to bronze?
Exactly, yes.
They added iron so that the people that were stuck
in bronze for years would nowadays be booted up the ranks,
right?
And even if they weren't, they'd be like, well,
at least I'm not iron, right?
It's like imagining, see, you're the kid in the class
that gets a C on every test.
So then, what the principal does is they're like, fuck,
this guy's dad, he gives us all the money.
So let's just import a kid from another school
that gets a D on every test, so he doesn't feel like he's the biggest dipshit.
You understand?
Don't stand in my game!
Wait, what?
Can I Q, sir? Sir!
Wait! Wait!
This is important!
You can Q in two minutes. Wait, I'm almost done.
So, Jinxi, with all of this being shown to you right now,
with you knowing that over the course of years,
The ranking system has become easier to climb in, with you knowing now that Riot also made
systems easier for casual players to become better at the game.
Would it be crazy if I said that if they're willing to make the ranking system easier
to motivate people to play, that maybe they're also willing to manipulate the matchmaking
to achieve that same effect?
Would I be crazy if I said that?
No, you would not be crazy at all.
Exactly.
And that's why Jin see people that are going to sit there like double if that first they're
going to be like, oh, Loser's Crew doesn't exist, ha ha, it's whatever.
They take the Reddit safe approach because they know that if they say that then everyone's
going to be like, see this guy says it's not real, at least he's not coping.
They think they're like the chads by saying it.
It's almost like you have one guy that's like, oh, don't worry guys, I'll take on the army
by myself.
And then he just runs into battle naked just to show that he's like the cool guy.
But everyone that's smart is like, yo, this is full of shit.
One of the fuck am I running in the coliseum against nine lions, three elephants, four
centaurs, 19 midget riding zebras, right?
Four spearmen, four ax-flowers, keen coliseum warriors, three fucking centurions, though,
19 military...
Right?
They're like, why would I do that, right?
And the thing is, that by people saying that, now they're going to cause copers.
They're going to say, oh, you're coping, you're skit, so you're crazy, you're this, you're
that, right?
Yeah, dude, I'm fucking crazy.
I'm so fucking crazy, dude.
I'm so crazy that I can identify, identify the trends and the traits, right, that are
observable to anybody that sees, right, and that with these trends and traits, we can
make analysis and be able to actually sit there and identify constraints that they are
limited by, and also vulnerabilities that they're willing to expose! Do you understand it?
Yes, sir. I understand. So the thing is, James, see that when it comes to this, right, we know that
they make the ranking system easier. We know that they make the, the, the, the, the, the, the
traditional system easier. We know that they make the promo system easier. We know that they make
the game more accessible. We know that they've added game modes like Swift Play to make the game
feel easier to play as well, to make it quicker. So if all of these things are true, then why would
they take the one thing, the one most important thing, which is matchmaking, and why wouldn't
they manipulate that as well?
They're willing to manipulate our perception of rank.
They're willing to manipulate our perception of skill ceilings.
And now you're telling me that they're not willing to manipulate the game quality itself?
I don't think so.
There are sites out there that can literally identify who's on a hot streak, who's on a
Cold Street, who's dropping 20 kills every game, who's inting, who one tricks this champion,
one tricks that champion, and you're telling me that we don't think any of this, any of
this is taken into account when matching our games?
You're telling me it's fucking crazy that I'm a schizophrenic, that I should be locked
up because I'm identifying this?
Jinxie, there are some times where I sat there and I'll never forget, and I would have a
fizz one trick on my team a fizz one trick no one plays fizz and he randomly
plays against somebody that bans fizz as a team and now that guy is 0 and 10 on
my team because he's first-timing milio mid and it's just supposed to be a
coincidence well I'm sitting there in my hechrom one trick right and I have
someone on the enemy team that gets first pick and whenever they get first
pick they first pick hechrom and you're telling me that it's just a coincidence
said this is happening, that it's just something that's like by chance?
Really?
Think about it!
Why do you as a bronze player have 30 to 45 second chew times?
We could find you games, Sinly!
Why is it that when you and Muda were chewing up, it took you guys a while to find games
and you guys wouldn't find the same games when you were in the same rank?
Why?
Ask yourself why, why, why, why, why?
If what Doublelift was saying was true and it's all MMR based matchmaking,
then why were you and Muda not getting the same lobby when you chewed at the exact same time?
Why? Impossible, impossible, right?
The reason why is because it is not MMR based, it is still based.
There are patents, there are behavioral traits that are put into the matchmaking.
So the next time that you have a cock stuck on your team that goes 0-10, you don't think
to yourself, right?
Don't think to yourself, oh, I guess I just got a monkey.
No, no, no, no.
There's a guy behind his PC right now, Jynxy, and he's just waiting for you to queue up.
He's saying, oh, Jynxy thinks he's getting out of this five-name wall street today?
Well, would suck for him if he got a first-time fist support running down his fucking game.
And he's gonna put you in a queue long enough until he can identify through behavioral characteristics
that one motherfucker that's willing to do just that so that your five-game lawsuit goes to six.
Do you understand?
Yes, coach.
Thank you.
I'm gonna queue, okay?
And now, you can too, but do you want me to show you the final test that is going to make you view everything different?
Yeah, one second. Give me 15 seconds.
Chad, I think that does not look okay.
It's not crazy, bro. I'm not crazy. I swear I'm not crazy.
It's like anybody that just views it with like the fucking the fucking like the fucking like
Thoughts the knowledge the experience like everybody everybody would agree everybody would agree if you said that right if you said
Then you see all these things. How can you disagree?
Look at the fucking chart man. Look at the chart five seven seven seven seven eight
BBB five four three two one thirty five to twenty one seven five one forty
How can we ignore these things like to think about provisionals? Why did we go from 10 games to 5 and provisionals?
Why did we go from having to play a full set of provisionals to now only having to play one game for a placement rank?
Think about it think about it guys like it's not fucking crazy. It's not it like oh he's crazy. He's get so am I doing?
Let me tell you they're gonna call you a schizophrenic when you challenge the higher ups and that's fucking facts
When you sit there and you say, hold on a second, things don't line up here, then they're going to call you a schizo-frenic.
They're going to call you a conspiracy theorist. They're going to say that you belong in a fucking ward.
They're going to come up to you and they're going to tell you, look, this doctor's telling you the sky is green. What color do you see?
see and if you say blue they're gonna tell you you're a fucking crazy person
and they're gonna make everyone around you laugh at you they're everyone around
you they're gonna sit there they're gonna think you're crazy too they're gonna
say look at this crazy guy look at this crazy guy he's trusting his eyes he's
not trusting the words coming out of the people that have
He's just in his eyes!
And you're going to say you're fucking crazy!
Really?
Because of people that have special interests and
interests to protect, right?
By saying things that go against what you know to
believe is true, right?
You're going to be a schizo because of that?
Well, dude, then I guess I'm a fucking schizo.
You know what I mean?
I mean, like, think about it, guys.
Just think about it.
People stream snipe then.
Do you talk about dog food?
And your phone just turned off.
Yo, Dantez.
I'm going to cue my match with a one second delay. Do you want to know why?
Talk to me.
I had an epiphany when I was...
Wow, we got streamsnites.
I had an epiphany when I was urinated.
Okay, let's see.
I came to the realization that when I streamed with a one second delay, I would end up getting streamsnites more, correct?
Yes.
But the thing is, the people that were stream sniping me when I had a one-second delay had an average IQ of 45, so I was able to get easy wins against them.
Because anybody that stream sniped with a one-second delay.
But the other thing is, now that I realized, is there League of Legends music in this game?
Yes.
I didn't even...
So what I realized is, if you stream snip somebody with a one-second delay, you have a 45 IQ and I can collect them pretty well.
But the people that were string-stying me when I had a 30-second delay were like literally the smartest human beings of all time
Because they were on a smurf account and they were literally probably like an emerald jungler
And then they would just string-stying me with a 30-second delay. So now I'm basically reducing my player pool
People have 70 to 60 IQ so I can just farm free wins. Does that make sense?
Okay, GenC. I want you to do me a favor right now. Open up my disc for me for a game.
Is that the smartest thing you've ever heard in your life, though?
It is. It actually is.
Hi, guys. What's up, man?
So you need to tell Dantas to run you through the settings real quick because you're on
your PC and you're not going to have the correct setting.
So when you get to game you've got to go fast.
You've got to say Dantas, I need the settings I don't need.
You're going to put on timers and shit like that, okay?
Dantas, I need the settings that I need fast.
Okay, okay.
First Jinx, I need to show you something though.
Ignore the settings for now, but hi Vice, thank you.
Okay, are you ready?
Yep.
Here, here, ready.
I'm ready.
So Jinx, the first game where your Losers Q started off was here, right?
here right? Yep. Why did you as a bronze three player doing with a bronze three
player have an iron four Yasuo that's literally been iron four for years with
1500 games? Bamed it's Mikey on your team. Why did you have him on your team
Jinxie? Because I was in a winner's queue I was winning. You were winning and then
they were forced to lose. Why did you sit there Jinxie? Why'd you sit there in
this game? And why did you have a guy named Jake on your team that has a
It's a little 30% win rate in iron.
First timing, Dr. Mondo going to an 11.
Why?
30% win rate in iron.
Is that even humanly attainable?
Is that possible?
For a guy named Jake, it is.
Wait, why is my League of Legends
on my right side monitor?
Hi, guys, how do I get to my left side monitor?
Gotcha.
You're gonna fuck.
You need to, right, Alt Enter, Alt Enter.
Alt Enter?
yep
alright I did
does it work?
no
sorry son
waaay
wait
yeah yeah now it did
what the fuck is
did it work now?
no no no no no click test click test
I need to get a don't test screen share I'm overstimulated again
yeah you can turn it off sorry good
how about it is still my right monitor
I know I know
okay can you um
Can you windows arrow scheme, windows arrow scheme?
Windows arrow scheme right?
Didn't do anything.
Oh, shives up.
Where's the game open? Do you see the game?
Yeah, the game's opened on my right side monitor.
Okay, um, I think we need to go to the settings and we need to change it.
Shives up.
What do you do?
Why don't I just play on this one?
People are saying it's out arrow key
Probably it's out arrow key
I'm getting AFK warning. I'm gonna put on this one. We'll fix it after
Check it you guys see the game can the chat see the game at least
done done done done chat done can you guys see
um late to my camp i already lost
oh you're gonna go i'm gonna get an afk warning i'm gonna get a ban for this
are you james you bought buy your item pass and then also can you show us around
this party what do you what does it have us
wait is that it's double yeah he's double time
Oh my god, I'm on a shitty monitor
Okay, can you see
Okay, that's not good. Well, listen the goodness is
another one of my I wouldn't even say teammates I guess
Riot agents another one of my riot agents back
Yeah, so that's why James you listen listen
Right now jinx you're in the depths of losers queue
From done I'm done losing I've been losing for wheat. I'm on a six game losing streak. I cannot win every game
I lie has been slain
Ally has been slain
Ally has been like I'm done
When does this end does this ever end?
Okay, so Jamesy, let me tell you the losers Q ends when you decide it does
Let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question. Did you play pro for yesterday in both games?
I shouldn't have to play perfect to win!
I shouldn't have to play perfect to win at a bronze lobby!
No! I shouldn't! Ever! No! I shouldn't!
Fuck that! That's bullshit!
Okay, Jinxie, now you're gonna have to listen to me.
You shouldn't have to play perfect to win at a bronze lobby.
I agree.
But there are also people on this planet that shouldn't have to deal with terminal illnesses when they're young.
There are people on this planet that shouldn't have to deal with parents that ignore them throughout their entire childhood.
entire childhood. There are people on this planet that shouldn't have to sit
there and fight against their teachers just so that they can be given the same
consideration as others. There are people on this planet that shouldn't be
looked over for certain opportunities just because people don't like them, right?
But those people have to just sit there say you know what it's something that I
need to overcome. It is what it is. Yes I was given a shithead but maybe I can
make something work with it and those are the people that are still able to
send so it's not about the fact right now jing see that you're sitting there and
that you're stuck in fucking bronze that you're sitting here you're losing your
games or anything like that that should change who you are because who you are
isn't a guy that says I shouldn't have to do this he's a guy that says the fact
that I have to do this just makes the story that much greater do you
understand yes so now show everybody just what it means when
and jitting the kiss in the fucking bobby.
You understand?
Got it, got it, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
I'm never gonna lose a monkey.
Sorry.
All right, so let's get it done now.
All right, let's go to the gym.
What are your thoughts on ganks like that?
Like what are your thoughts on that?
So you went for that gank, right?
Because you had nothing else to do.
So in a setting like that, it's fine
because you got a bit of pressure,
you sat there, you went in, it was good, right?
But the thing is that if you would have had
something better to do,
then that's when you don't wanna go for those plays.
Do you understand?
I had nothing better to do, right?
Exactly.
So that's why it's always about what do you have up,
what do you have to accomplish,
what do you have to do here or do there,
and that's what's gonna decide a lot of the times
what you're able to actually get done.
Are you following?
Yeah, yo, for kiting, what do I do?
Do I punch, move, punch, move,
or one big punch, one big move?
Because I'm not gonna kite it.
So kiting is always you attack.
Whenever I kite it, he gets locked onto the little one.
Yeah, but the reason why is because you're just like fucking up your right clicks like right now, Jinxie, your right clicks are not precise.
You need to view your mouse cursor as your cursor when you're fighting on seats.
So keep my sword on whatever I want to hit. Like keep this on whatever I want to hit.
Exactly, yes. And then you just right click on top of it. Because right now, Jinx, the problem is that you're not very, um,
You're not very like specific with where you click. You kind of just click wherever. And you need to understand that it's like siege.
siege like if you shoot next to a guy's head you're gonna miss a shot right and
it's the same thing with league like a lot of the times the reason why your
clears end up becoming a bit slower is because that for example you auto cute
the small wolf inside of the big one so that's a mistake that's gonna cost you
about two seconds on your clear now right and it was avoidable it was a
hundred percent avoidable so you just need to get to a point where you're
sitting there and you're like you know what I'm not doing the mistakes that are
avoidable so I can actually win are you following yeah yes yes coach and I force
dragon here you could you tried it yeah
so now Jeng see allow we dies top to the cane so now you're gonna have to back
off remember if you get zoned off by the enemy team then you kind of just
say this whether this also would you be able to share scale on discord so I can
have to live feed yeah hold on let me run to my next camp while I do that wait I'm
about the wrong item all right I'm running to my camp and I'm she's scary
she's scary is that the right screen can you see let me make sure no that's the
wrong one I don't know I'm on a whole new dog shit fucking piece of fucking
garbage piece oh no it's good I'm not a good not a good
good now good now yep not a good okay so now what you're gonna do we're gonna
play for folk here and then we're gonna look for the dragon after okay full
clear look for dragon got it exactly because listen we're just gonna beat me
the dragon though or no well if he does then it is what it is right like you take the opportunities
that you can afford to take when you're this far behind right your team right now is ending
you're having the host adioto special right now do you understand me yeah how is my like
I can't bro I don't know how much I can do with this I don't know how much I can do with
this most and it's just one absolute piece of garbage I'm like how is re o and three
and seven minutes in pro league there's not a kill for the first 15 minutes house
oh and three and seven minutes like a jing see that that's like saying you have a
head you have a brain yeah but jing see that's like saying in jinxies are six
games that looks good quality my why are my copper games low quality yeah but
like three deaths in seven minutes is that even real like are you trying to
lose sit under the table a big bro yeah so listen jing see biggest thing what if
I told you right now that if you play a perfect game, you're gonna win
Okay, I'm what if I told you I'm bronze and I might not be able to do that
Well, then you aspire to be the kind of jinxie that would be able to
I told you that I want my mid laner to be 3 and L and what if I told you that I don't want to turn into faker to get this over
What if I told you that I would enjoy one free win? Hey? Hey coach coach? Hey coach?
I'm a human fucking being, okay? I want a free win every once in a while. I would like a free win
All right. Okay. Is that okay?
What if I told you that there's a kid out there that's like well, I would can sustain stream every day
But honestly, I just want Jinx. He'd rate me one time and what if I told you he's sitting there
And he's like, you know, I know I've been getting one viewer for like a month straight
But if I don't get a rate soon from one of the biggest streamers, then I'm just not gonna bother doing this
And what if I told that that guy's like, you know, I do what it takes to become the biggest
But if I don't get a handout right now, then you know what?
Maybe maybe I maybe like this streaming thing just isn't cut out for me. What do you see to that guy?
Right
Right now
Yeah, grubs are good here afterwards
We're gonna look for the crowd like Jinxie the thing is that I know that you want to win trust me
I do
would be cool I don't like why every game do I have to just have a piece of
garbage on my team okay this is fine fight fight fight this is fine fight
okay so it's my it's my the big rabbit okay just try to queue try to follow me
through the wall I flash you don't know so when Kane alts inside of you and a
little circle appears above your head that means he's altered on you and it's
It's kind of like Warwick when he holds Q, he just follows you no matter what, do you
understand?
I went to R him and then he disappeared, was that his ult?
That's his ult, yes, exactly.
Did he intend to do that or was that just pure luck that he ulted on my ult?
That was pure luck, absolutely no way that he intended to do that.
Swag!
I'm getting like fakered away by some iron, uh, iron cane player, but he turns into fucking
thank her like oh my god my Ari is 0 and 5 Ari run into traffic in game holy
shit yeah these thank god I'm gonna get the loss right
can we ff now or no
oh in five and ten minutes like are you a person are you a person
JNXY, do you want to hear something?
We need to fix my settings, I need to fix my monitor and I need to stop getting overseen late.
Okay, JNXY.
Okay, that's because of the skin you're using.
But do you want to hear something?
Yeah, what's up?
So, that barry was actually a viewer of yours that had been subbed to you for the last four years.
And they finally got a chance to get in their favorite Shimmer's game.
And they were sitting there super excited to play.
But because of the nerves, she went 0-5.
And then after hearing how you were insulting and flaming her, she just left the game and now she's going to cry for the rest of the night because she's like, wow, Jinx, who really hates me.
Yo bro, I'm going to be honest, if you go 0 in 5 in 10 minutes, I don't give a fuck who you are.
Good answer!
Don't fall for the sympathy freaks. Okay, so now press W and gangbog.
How are you 0 in 5 in 10 minutes? Like, please, Christ, never play video game again.
Okay, nice this is good. Okay nice, I'll type slash FF fast
Okay, I need to get the clue one second type slash FF
Who voted no why would somebody vote no on the FS what thank God
At least we got 0 up.
Yo I need to swap my monitor.
I need to swap my lead to my left side monitor.
That was giving me CTE.
I don't know why but my menu is on my left side monitor but my game is on my right side
monitor.
Yo, I have eyes. What up?
You need to, when you're in, you need to do window shift arrow key left.
Do you have to do that every game for the rest of my human existence or is the way I could just get league on my left monitor?
When you put it to your left monitor instead of your left monitor.
can you do it in a practice mode so it's less intense
oh yeah
yeah
gonna practice
oh and 5 in 10 minutes
holy fucking shit
I can't do this anymore
yeah but you didn't miss LP bro you're good
it's not about it's not about the fucking LP
can I have a 5 in Omen later
Please Christ
Like I haven't had look at my mattress here. I'm not making this up. No one does good on my team ever
Under any circumstances no one ever
Okay, do you want me to tell you about the slingshot method?
What is the slingshot method don't ask the slingshot method states that sometimes you're gonna be losing so many games
They rank goes low, but it sets you up for the biggest slingshot in history
But then afterwards you win so many games that you breeze past where you were so right now think of it like this
It's like an investment every loss that you have is going to result in two wins
Which one is Windows my crown because I don't have a window
Windows shift arrow key left
That did nothing hold them all at once or tap them
I did it, nothing happened.
Alright, let's just do window mode then.
Alright, let's turn it easier on ourselves, let's go to settings.
And then we're going to go video, we're going to go window, we're going to move it over.
Want me to drag it? Yeah, yeah.
I won't let me drag it, should I minimize it?
Click state, click state.
Click 7.
Sort of like in the 7th or something.
Just like that.
I got an error.
Not sure.
Thank God we did practice Joe.
Yeah, I've never seen this because like my menu and everything was on my left monitor.
Which uh, which one do you want to be young?
I just want a game on the left monitor.
Okay James, what is the number on the monitor?
Oh, the left is one, the right is two.
Okay.
Do you swap them?
Yeah, you should.
Alright, cool.
This is fucking thank god.
I weirdly enough can't move my mouse to like the bottom of the screen I don't know why
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do that Yeah, it's been an interesting day
Okay, hopefully that works.
You should decline that.
Strike floods out of everything first.
Or yeah.
Let's just try to.
We can act quickly.
Okay.
Can you go to the gym?
Yep.
and we're just gonna change the pool screen.
Yep.
In other words, it's on the left monitor.
Now everything's on the right, okay, perfect.
And then we need to unhide the strings.
Unhide?
Yep, and then we just have to switch the display.
Yeah.
There we go.
All right, that should be good.
Yeah, you're good now.
Do you wanna move face cams?
Face cams over here?
No, I wanted covering the map
because of the street drivers.
Why is it?
How do I fix this?
I just saved.
All you have to do is save.
Okay. Now, don't just give me my settings.
Your settings should be the same as you normally have.
Like, I don't think you ever change your settings.
So they're all good?
Yeah, they should be good.
So just chew it up.
Let's get it done, bro.
Okay, now I'm going to change my Warwick skin so it's not purple.
Wait, so you don't want to use the old God one?
Uh, no.
I hate that one.
Which one do you actually like?
I'm just gonna buy one hold up
All right
I'm just gonna buy one. I just want to buy a fucking warwick one
Here, how do I go to it's in the this thing store and then go to skins
So top top row where it says skins
Okay. And then search Warwick? Yeah, exactly. But these aren't all the skins that was available.
Like there he had way more options. Yeah, but the thing is that there are two types of skins.
You have legacy and then you have regular. Legacy are skins that you can only buy when
certain events. Ooh, this one looks sick. Tundra Hunter? Honestly, just get them all.
I'm doing all this just for it to get banned. Yeah, yeah. Alright. Let's do it up. Alright,
Jynxie. I have faith in you. Are you ready? Alright bro, are you fucking ready? Dude, I'm
fucking ready. Are you fucking ready? Yeah, but if my mid laner goes 0 and 5 in 10 minutes,
I can't really win.
So let's see what happens.
Yo, maybe we can actually win a skew for the first time in a month.
I'm not going to lie, it's possible.
But there's something important to know about win a skew though.
What?
So win or send loser's skew isn't time based, it's game based.
So sometimes you can sit there and you can like wait a month,
but you'll still be in loser's skew.
What do you mean you can be a loser skew for a month?
If you don't play enough games, yeah.
Yeah, is he being for real?
Project Warwick is his best skin.
Yeah, the project one is sick.
Alright, don't test.
Lock the fuck in, bro, okay?
Lock the fuck in.
Like all that other bullshit!
Fuck all that shit!
I'm not losing a game.
Lock the fuck in.
primary monitor let's go
bramley power spiking on dumplings right now
alright i'm not ever i'm not ever losing again
let's go
can we pick one
there you go i also like to see
that's a fucking conference
i changed the bro
i hate that skin
this one looks good let's do it
bro lock in contest
lock the fucking insomniac psycho with the five gift it's up
So normally every work one chick uses the fire one
Well, I'm not every up Warwick one trick. I'm the best warwick of all time
aura
Alright, let's go who's gonna hit this game. I'm gonna predict it's gonna be my mid lane Diana
She's gonna be like oh and four and twelve minutes
If
If that team goes neutral, I'll win, but if one of these cocksuckers goes 0-8, I'm off, I'm not playing again.
I might take a fucking month off!
Runes, what do you mean runes? I have lethal tempo on. What the fuck are you talking about?
Yep, your runs are good.
If one of these cocksuckers goes 0-9, I'm not playing again.
Like I can't keep looking at this bullshit on my screen. Jack. I'm not coping go to my mattress to read
Am I playing perfect not even close am I going oh and 11 literally never
How is one of these pieces of shit oh and 11 on my team every game?
Coach are you eating right now coach are you are you fucking eating? I'll slap that food out of your fucking mouth
Okay, wait, wait, before you do, should I dip the onigiri in the fucking hot sauce or in the dumpling sauce?
I'm gonna try the hot sauce.
I don't give a flying fuck, man. I'm here to become challenger, bro.
All right. Who's gonna eat chat? Make the prediction.
Oh, we have an iron Sona. I'm gonna say the iron Sona.
Yeah, but she's iron one.
Iron one hundred and forty nine thousand mastery.
All right
Wait whoever has garen wins. Oh wait, we have garen. Okay, we're gonna win
Literally, you have rule one. Okay, whoever has garen wins
That's rule one of bros because garen it's so hard to misplay
Wait, I'm gonna go to the bar I'm gonna I'm gonna ward this
yep that's good remember you're gonna ward and then you run top right
bro fucking lock-in don't test that ass
I am I am
welcome to summoner's raid
I'm like I'm actually super locked right now and I'm chorn
where you're eating you're not dialed at all man
your students on a six game losing streak I'm losing it
Genji we got this trust me
alright fuck it up fuck it up stay down
Bro, if I was eating in my game, you would slice my fucking throat open.
Let alone if I was eating on a six game losing streak, you would cut my fucking head off.
Why are you eating?
Jinxie, bro.
Jinxie, Jinxie.
Listen to me.
All you're doing right now is full clearing.
It's like, it's like a little bit of downtime, you understand?
It's like when you're watching FIFA and the commercials come on.
Like you didn't have a bathroom break, does that make sense?
Okay, you're right, you're right, sorry.
It's like trust me I would not I would not grief when there's a lot on the line like right now
I just want to lose again man. I can't do this anymore. And you won't like you won't listen
I can't keep losing bro. I'm gonna lose my mind
You won't trust me you're good
Okay, Jinxie are you listening to me right now?
Yeah, I'm always listening to you bro. What's up?
I'm lost like I'm trying not ever lose again. I'm fucking died. I don't ever want to lose again
Okay, then let's fucking make it a reality. So we're gonna play for the tops of our full care, right?
I want you to like like Joan everything and I wanted to talk to me
Educating me on this game right now because how we're gonna make you win is by you teaching us how to make
My teammate got first blood again for the ninth game in a row that that's what's going on my teammate
Oh
My bot lane got double killed
What do you want?
Bina do!
What can I fucking do?
I'm not God
Okay, can I do a better job than the enemy jungler and bronze? I believe I can. Am I FAKER? No!
Every day my play this happens!
Jinxie, Faker wasn't Faker
When faker started being faker, do you understand me? It's about listen. Yes, your team is on tour now
But though we're three minutes
Into a game dude like anything could happen right now
You just have to focus up the worst thing that you could right now is tilt
90% of wall sheets can be avoided if you just don't tilt so walk it in you're gonna be fine play for the crab after gromp, okay?
Why does it say the enemy team has 2 kills when they have 3 kills?
No no, because your garen executed, so that's fine.
Like that was a good death, because it didn't even count as a death.
So like that's good for us, okay?
Oh, you mean you died in the turret?
Exactly.
Now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for a mid-play soon, okay?
Not yet though, wait for the Diana.
Uh, where's numnuts at?
Okay, listen recall now now you recall because your crugs have 20 seconds left. Should you remember what we talked about?
Yeah, you have no other play gang, but if you have to get your camps get your camps
No, but remember do you remember the thing that I made for you the document? What are the documents say drone?
You should be recalling when there's like 18 seconds left
Exactly, I'm not sure you're good. I can't I can't like I cannot do I cannot do this anymore
I cannot do what I swear to God. I cannot do this anymore, bro. I
Cannot do this. I can't I cannot do this, bro
This is every game I play I just hear and the ally has been slain and ally has been like I'm fully at my wit's end here
One game sure two games sure three games sure four games sure five games sure
six games sure seven games come on like I see we're not at six games and you
just had six games sure we're only at five nope this is the seventh defeat in
a row I'm counting the games will be affect because my team it was 0 and 5
yeah but we're not gonna count that but you know this LP it's about the concept
of having a teammate that goes 0 and 5 every game.
Okay, listen. After this, I want to go jogging, okay?
Go jogging right now.
So we're going dragging because bot is shoved, right?
Yes, because bot is shoved and your gromp also needed about
20 seconds up. So instead of wasting time billy dallying,
we're going to use all these seconds hard bounce if you understand?
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep
That's one dragon. Let's go baby. Good start. Come on. There we go. See what like there we go
That's the energy I wanted here, bro. So what you're gonna do it now
You're gonna get this dragon and then I want you to look out in the ground, okay?
Let's go man
That's a dragon. Come on, baby
Like right now Jhin see the game is looking fine, bro. Let's just talking in and stop tilting, okay?
Alright, so here's what you're going to do.
I want to finish up this Gromp, and then afterwards we're going to instantly recall.
And I want you to tell me why we're going to recall.
None of our camps are up, we have 1000 gold.
Okay, but why are we recalling?
None of our camps are up, we have 1000 gold.
Wrong answer.
It's because we have topside camps respawning.
We don't want to sit down, we don't want to focus on what we don't have, it's what
we do.
And what we have is something coming up, so that's what we focus on, okay?
No, that's what I meant to say, I like if this camps up in 20 seconds like I know to recall like I know that that's what I mean
You know what I'm saying? Okay. Yeah, yeah, but we saw in red. We saw in red. Don't forget we saw in red
Red red. Yep like that
Okay, so now after this red we're gonna poke here and what do you see spawning on the bottom side of the map?
Exactly so I'm running it's coming right now. What's your plan like for the next one minute?
I want you to run me through what your plan for the game is I'm not gonna talk go
I'm gonna kill Zach
This is good you can out you cannot hold Q hold it
Nice! There you go! Now, Jinx, let me ask you a question. If he invaded you, what do you think is up right now?
His camp, his camp, his camp, his camp.
There we go. So, let's go and let's steal some of this shit. I want you to get the grump and then you get out, okay?
So, smite this. Smite this to crit faster, and then you're going to go wrap your stuff.
Now, I want you to keep talking to me about the game, okay?
Keep talking to me about the game! Talk! I want to hear you.
Well, I just got us a kill on Zack
Now I'm gonna go get my camps and we have a dragon up in two minutes
Should I not stay for Harold beer? I feel like you should stay for Harold. No, no, no camps camps camps
But I thought objective. I thought objective
Objectives is when you're in the mid game
So rift doesn't matter at all because my tops winning that's like I said, this isn't rift
I know it's grubs, right? And the thing is that right now, okay, think about this way
imagine we're playing in the diamond lobby and you decide to go for the
grubs right now what do you think happens here camps I don't know Zach is
gonna seal all your bot side so when you're playing jungle it's always about
minimizing the play that the enemy can get the reason why we don't go grubs
here is because if we do our camps are being off-timer so imagine right now
Zach is sitting there he was gank bot and he's like oh wait Jinx he was on
fucking grubs. Let me just sit there and bait his bot side. Then you're fucked. You understand now?
Okay, got it, got it.
So jungling is about removing the plays that the enemy team has the potential to make. And you do
that by actually like playing out the game in your head before it even plays out, okay? Okay.
Now James, I knew you'd talk to me, bro, because the problem is that right now when you're not
talking in my head nothing is going on so what do you need to do is you need it
yeah but then tell me what you're doing tell me what the next play is right now
one for crab it's hack my here if he does I kill him there's no sky but see
like so like okay good daddy go for the mid gang let's see like right now why
aren't you ganking med right like look look how low she has passed up we can
kill her three calling and tally is over my whole your teammate Taliyah has no
mana what do you care if your teammate recalls fuck your fucking teammate your
can suck you off. Oh I can see their mana bar, wait what? Yep. So now, now what, now
you have to back off, it's fine. You end up getting a, getting all your shi-con. So
now what we're gonna do, yeah you can look on this, but we're gonna have to be careful
of what? Zach? Okay, so what can you do with things in your mentor right now to minimize
the chan- there you go. Good! There we go, back off. Alright. Now after this, go for
the ground nice and now I wanted to drone top okay so now we're gonna do is after
this I'm gonna want you to ping you're gonna dive top way okay
some of the tower die I'm gonna tower die yep let's go now W W W W W okay run
run away run away so the problem there is that you're down completely fucking
interview he literally sat there and he uses Q on the turret and he did not
damage anything so you tanked first but that's fine what that teaches us is now
we're never gonna rely on anyone for jack shit so on respawn now what we're
gonna do I could have told you that a fucking month ago man not gonna lie
what
Listen the problem is I'm not even trying when I say this
That's on me because I thought he was even somewhat competent, but it's like I should be
Yeah, exactly. Okay, go Jaggen we go Jaggen first here dragon first. Why am I telling you to go Jaggen first?
Because dragons are important and you need dragons to win
No, but that's not why I'm telling you to do it first. Why am I telling you to do it first?
No, think about what just happened
Zach died? Exactly, Zach died top. So the thing Jinxed that we want to like get in your brain is that if something happens and the enemy jungler gets something somewhere, we trade something on the other side of the map.
So if Zach is going to get a top gank and he's going to kill you, then you're going to take the dragon first to punish him. And now go bot to top both of them, we're going to look on grubs. Now I want you to talk to me, right? Sit there and talk to me about your plan, talk to me about what's going through your head.
I don't really know what to say. I'm just farming camps, bro. I'm just farming.
Yeah, but I don't know what to say.
Look at your map. Tell me what you see on your mini-map. What do you see on your mini-map?
I see two toddlers mid, a toddler top, no one bot.
That's not what I'm asking for, though. What I mean is look at the timers. What do you see timers-wise?
I see in two minutes I get my gromp, in two minutes he gets his blue buff.
Okay, but what is the... okay, so the thing I'm trying to make you understand, right,
is that over here at this stage of the game, it's about looking on timers that you see
just in general. So right now I see gromp responding in one second right at the enemy gromp.
So what that tells me is, hey, I could look for the rest of my topside here,
Or I could look for maybe a topside in fate or I could look for grubs. This is how I want you to think
I want you to think in terms of like, okay
What can I do so now Zack got the grubs here?
Then we need to think his raptors were respawning earlier
So right now what we could actually do is we could take the Krugs recall and then look for an inbade on his raptors
Do you understand now why paying attention to these timers is important? Yeah
Okay, so that's why right now recall
recall. So why is it important that you recall right now? I wanted to think back to everything
we just talked about. Because I have no camps up and I have money. Yeah, that's part of
it. Okay, so now what you're going to do is I want you to look at the map and tell me
What do you think could actually work three people aren't are going mid
Okay, I was gonna say I wonder what what's his workers walk those wrappers walk those wrappers
Seven this first show and don't want to send this bush
Now go on now now now now the Morgana the Morgana
Good! Now you're gonna hold your Q-Share. Nice. Good! There you go. Okay, so JnC, this is what I'm saying.
And the reason why I'm asking you these questions, by the way, is because I know that you play
off-stream. So I'm really harping in on stuff that I should see you be doing. Because if you're
telling me the right play to make now, then you're gonna know what the right play is to make when
I'm not there do you understand yeah so that for example now I want you to look
at the map okay what do you see on the map I want you to talk to me about a
pun that you can make I have a camp up in three seconds I'm gonna farm that and
I have a camp up in 20 seconds I'm gonna farm that and then what 40 seconds I'm
gonna farm that okay but what other time I'm gonna talk about yeah but what I
look at the rip tarot maybe or dragons in two minutes okay how about we go
recall then go dragon okay how about we do something a bit aggressive after your
Raptors are done how long until the enemy blue spawns 10 seconds you want me to
run to their blue buff you want you to run to their fucking blue buff like you
have to understand that right now I want to see the
look right yeah and John mid John mid John mid John mid John mid John mid John mid
okay so we can't gank mid so go for this crab first because our our teammate
cannot move right so we go for the blue and then Taliyah comes and we're fucked
but now if we go for the crab and then go for the blue then maybe can go for it
So now I want you to look for the uh for the blue got it. Yes, sir. Nice now get it see
Now this is good because I can fight that right
Yeah, but it's not just because of that it's because right now you're being on things before him, so it's like yeah
I'm gonna ask you it's happening my lucian's 11 won
Okay, so now Jaycee, Zac was last seen bought so what do you think you could do here?
I'm not gonna talk
Exactly, so now I'm not gonna talk for the next minute talk to him by your thought process go
I'm gonna invade all like I'm gonna get everything he has and get all those camps because we need to be there
I cut his head off. He's behind
They're close by I'm gonna run right past this turret get this camp get this camp get this camp
I'm just gonna get all of his camps because he's behind. I'm just gonna bully him
Okay, this is not for he has no kids. I'm just gonna go to the dragon now
All right, now you have 20 seconds
Do you want to walk to the dragon or do you think would be better to recall spend our gold and then run to the dragon recall
Spend our gold then run to the dragon start the gilly-dally
Yep, Jinzy that's what it's about bro. It's about this is the reason why I want to hear you talk is because when you talk
You know what to do and it helps you learn the game better when you're just sitting there watching things happen
You're not learning that much. So that's why I'm gonna meet again. Keep talking. Yeah, we have a dragon up shortly
So we're gonna go to the dragon
There's some pointless team fight going on garrons in thing. We don't care about any of that because we have a free dragon
The whole lobby showing tops, so I'm alone dragon
Zax is show top, so I'm alone dragon. I don't know what this teamfight is.
Okay, what's your plan after the dragon?
Uh, bot's top full clear.
Why bot's top full clear? What camps do you see in the enemy jungle that are up?
Just raptors.
Okay, so why not take the raptors then?
So is it more productive to pull myself out of position to take one of his camps or just take five of mine?
Well, it's because the thing is you can get one of his camps, you delay yourself by 20 seconds, but now he will never get that 100 gold back.
So you're solidifying, you come here 20 gold back.
Yep, get the Krugs and then get the crab.
Okay, you're right. So just steal, steal, steal. Got it, got it, got it.
My Lucian's 13-1. It's finally happening.
See, I knew I was capable of getting like a free win. I knew that'd be a thing.
It has to happen.
Like right now, Jinx, see I'm telling you, your gameplay looks fine.
right now i think do you want to know what i think your biggest issue with
gameplay is honestly it's the fact that a lot of the times you kind of just forget
that a lot of the map exists and you're just not paying attention to the
timers enough right and that's limiting your gameplay a lot because it makes it
southern afterwards you're not saying that you're not actually activating the
way you can on the map you understand
True. True. True.
I was about to say why he's attacking my camp with that again.
He's 14 and 1, he can do whatever he wants to my camp.
Exactly, that's to write the mentality.
Yeah, if he's 13 and 1, he can touch my camp all he wants.
So now what we're gonna do here, okay?
Why don't you clear your top side?
After this, you're gonna look for a play, a play top side again, okay?
Now Jinx, you have a question for you.
Talk to me, bro.
Well, you're clearing your crugs.
Do you want me to explain to you again what Loser's Q is?
No, bro, I get it. I get it, man.
We all know.
So we're going to do that with someone to get the crugs, and afterwards run, straight top.
So why top? Because there's nothing else to do, unfortunately, if I have nothing else to do?
Exactly because of Olsi. Do you remember Olsi?
I just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
For the next game on Geneside, look at the map. What do you think you should do?
Look at the map.
Push the waves.
Okay, and then after, look at the map. What's your plan?
There's a Baron up in 40 seconds. Blue buff on. I should probably recall.
Okay, yeah, recall.
But let me ask you a question. Are you stronger than Zac?
Yeah.
So why the fuck are you just gonna take your blue? Look at the map again.
Take his ship.
Why'd you stop the recall?
You guys told me to take his ship.
Jinxie, I meant I wanted you to recall and then invade his bot side out of base.
Because like his bot side is up in 20.
So if you go and you recall, you spend your gold and then you run straight to his red,
then you can take everything.
No, no, fight, fight, fight. Your team is fighting.
Fight with them. Go.
Nice!
there you go take the wave and now get the baron
ping the baron ping the baron ping the baron ping the baron
ping baron ping baron
baron baron baron ping it
nice there you go that's that's a fucking probable jungler bro
listen you're not even gonna be rubbing elbows with faker with this kind of
gameplay
why don't you get baron's?
what? can I get baron or no? no one's baron can I do this?
Yeah, you're good.
This is the key of just starting Baron.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just hey, hey, motherfuckers, we're gonna do it or not.
Exactly.
I'm starting it.
Are they gonna die or are they gonna help?
Yeah, and that's the, that's the mentality that you need to have.
Because a lot of time you need to,
you need to be the guy that sucks shit off.
You understand?
No, I don't think this guy's bronze.
Alright, Modo.
No, I don't think this guy's bronze.
It's got to seem to play like a bronze.
Uh, I mean it depends because sometimes you can always have like the craziest games.
14 and 1 is like crazy. See, normal what happens is like a bronze player will go like 10 and 0 or whatever and then they'll...
what actually much better than what we call...
Normally a bronze player will go like 10 and 0 and then...
What? Who's going to surrender?
Why does somebody go to surrender?
We're like winning.
No one at Bruntler will go 10-0 and then they'll just sell it, they'll just run it down, cause they're fed.
Now in this stage, no one's doing anything, should I just be fighting with them or just get my camps?
I would split push balling right now, that's what I would do.
No Jinx, let me ask you a question, why would I split push balling here?
Because the ulcy, objective lanes, camps, it's more important.
Okay now because of all see why does but split pushing bot lane have the best
reward because it's isolated no one's here we have the Baron minions no one's
here everybody's in Narnia so I can get like probably a turret honestly if I
keep going yeah but why would you keep going what is all see objectives lanes
look at your map look at your map look at your map dragon dragon oh wait I know
It's because bot lane was close to dragon, that's why.
Exactly, yes. So a lot of the times, we'll see, what you want to do is you want to push the lane that's near the objective that's spawning. Do you follow?
Yes.
Alright, so now what are you going to do? You're going to take this dragon, okay, and then afterwards, you're going to have to get this mic here at 1400.
Nice, okay, so now what we're going to do, split push balling.
Zax here, I'm not going to be able to kill him.
We don't care, he's coming for us.
Yeah, even if you aren't, you don't give a fuck.
Like, what you could do is just take the turret, and then afterwards go for the frags.
Take the turret.
Back up.
Okay, now back up.
It's not where you're gonna do this, you're just gonna back up.
Now you wait.
Now you go mid.
Mid, mid, mid.
Why mid?
Because nobody's here?
Because nobody's mid?
Exactly.
So if everybody shows bot, right, and nobody's mid, then where should we be pushing?
Mid.
Exactly.
Just go where nobody is?
Go where nobody is?
That makes sense.
Yes, yes.
Because if you go where nobody is, right, then what ends up happening is that you get resources
that nobody can test you off of you understand yeah okay so no backup nice
not bad okay so now listen you're gonna have to back up and you're gonna have to
recall you're gonna have to recall and then out of base you're gonna look for a
red now JNC I want to see how your mind works in the later game stages so I'm
gonna mute my mic and you're just gonna run me through everything you're doing
And why we're gonna talk about our field man. He's mad going mad pushing the wave mad
Man nobody's mad. There's no dragging up. There's no bearing up. I'm just gonna push man
Because nobody's mad, so I'm just gonna push man
Nobody's here just gonna push the pressure keep the pressure
Yep, nobody's mad
But my teammate just got a double kill over there
Just keep pushing waves, keep pushing waves, wait for this next wave, we're gonna go in
off of it.
I don't want you to be scared here.
If two people died and you see Nasus top, then you can dive Kaelin with the only risk
being that Zack comes.
You understand?
Yep, free turret for the kid.
It doesn't mean insta ult Kaelin, it just means that there can only be two people that
fight you right now.
Yep free in here
Hey
No, that's what I like to see
My carry got shot down some of the dead
no no why are you dipping bro everyone is down right we just gotta kill sorry sorry
sorry okay so what are you gonna do now push and probably end all right so
let's fucking do it then let's get that win
Nice!
The 5 game boss streak has been broken.
Yes!
See, but here's the thing.
I just had a teammate who did good.
Like I...
Like I knew it was possible, bro.
Like I knew...
I knew it was possible for my teammate to do good.
I knew it was possible.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Okay, no, James, I'm gonna ask you something.
Yeah, are you happy about the fact that you won that game?
Yeah, fuck yeah, really happy.
Okay. Very happy.
Do you feel sad this night though?
Yes, yes, over the moon.
Happier than I've ever been in my life.
All right, it's me that did good.
I knew it was possible.
All right, well, let's pray for the continuation
of Wonderskizan.
Yeah, like, yes, I'm so fucking happy.
Thank God.
Woo, I know it was there.
I know it's possible because we look at the match history.
If we look at the match history, we have,
here's the match history, 0 and 5 mid laner.
Next game.
4 and 13, 2 and 7, 6 and 20 bot lane, 6 and 20 bot lane.
I'm going to look at this game.
6 and 13 top laner, 8 and 12, 5 and 15.
They lost every lane.
I went 17 and 8 and lost.
Look at this game.
0 and 6, 80 C.
0 and 6 top lane, 0 and 6, 80 C.
This game, I'm 12 and 9.
2 and 11 top.
5 and 12 mid laner.
7 and 9, 80 C.
His name is Free Josh Getty.
I knew it was possible, I knew it was possible, and listen, the best part about us that now
you're entering winners queue bro. Like Riot said, you know what? Maybe we've given him
a little bit too much. So now it's like they're taking away all the agony and they're gonna
give you winners queue. Yeah, thank fuck. Thank God, bro. But I'm gonna hop off, bro.
GG's, man. Here you go. Okay, I'll see you, bro. Yes, bro. GG's my boy. Oh, hey, Jamesy,
one last thing. One last thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So there's gonna be another
clash next weekend. Do you want to bring, do you want to get the band back together? We
can. The only thing is it's gonna be an ARAM clash. Nope, count me out. I'm not playing
that all right me help that says I'll catch you bro hey I'll see you soon bro I'll see you soon
all right peace all right peace chat tomorrow bro I'm going to leave you all with a parting gift
w stream the pc was annoying as fuck um as always first stream on a new pc is a shift storm
chat, I will leave it all with a parting gift, bro. Tomorrow, me, stable, Ronaldo and Los
Portos cannot end stream until we get one win on these four games. Apex Legends, Fortnite, Fall Guys,
and Rocket League lock the fuck in chat. I'm going to see y'all boys tomorrow. We might have a why
nobody is leaving the bus incident. It might be the most intense form of stream sniping we've ever
seen in our entire lives, but we can't end the stream until we get one win in those four games.
We're probably going to start at like two. I might go live early rip fan mail at like one.
Go live at like two. I'm going to try to text them and get a time out of them,
but yeah, can't end it till we get a win on all four of those games. I'm going to guess it takes
like six hours. It's going to be insane, boys. I'll see y'all, boys, tomorrow. Also, last thing, cat!
This is 100% lock chat on Sunday June 21st. We have the sky blue after the
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I'm gonna catch y'all boys tomorrow, man.
This is on June 21st, and I'll see y'all boys, bro.
I'll see y'all boys.
Oh, also, Outer Ring DLC.
I'm gonna get y'all a date soon on that,
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Bunch of anger streams coming soon, chat.
Love y'all boys, gaffers, gaffers,
that's it again, so don't see ya.
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