you
Timer are you smoking dick? Blacksie thinking for the prime stuff. Danny thinking for the prime. Walmart of tarpon springs thinking for the prime.
Dictator not if he's here. Five refs don't go. Wait till chat.
Is this true?
Chat is there actually five Argentinian refs versus France games?
Or is that fake?
Is that actually true? Guys beat that ass.
Guys, whoa, whoa, whoa, look at the reps for the Argentina Switzerland game.
All right, the reps for the Argentina, okay, okay, okay, okay, bro, come on, chat.
Is this not at least a little bit sus?
Is this not at least a little bit sus, bro?
Three Portugal refs?
Dude, dude, is that not a little bit sus?
Dude, look at what Holland tweeted.
One thing to do today, search my name on Google.
Why?
What happens when you search his name?
What happens?
What?
that's sick bro that's sick they implemented that for him that's sick bro chat look at this guy's
fucking stats first world cup by the way bro has seven goals in his first world cup
like dude dude dude dude check who had the best first world cup ever bro low key maybe um bop
chat which player had the best ever first world cup ever low-key probably in
bop it in bop a one bro in bop a one his first world cup that that's fucking
aura bro he wanted chat how many goals did in bop a score in his first world
cut. Let's see how many goals did in Boppe have in his first world cup?
Four goals during the low key bro? I don't know man. Holland like
Like dude, dude, seven goals in four matches.
Like chat, here comes another hot take, bro.
Look, bro, I like chat.
All I do is just spend facts, man.
Holland has done more for Norway in one World Cup
than Ronaldo did for Portugal in five World Cups.
Like I'm gonna keep it a being, bro.
Norway never made a quarterfinals until this guy showed up. I mean, Jack, can I get a reach with?
Dude, can I get a fucking reach week?
Norway has never made a quarterfinals until this guy showed up. I'm not even trolling
Like that's insane seven goals in four matches
Bro, Norway, they're not that great of a team
They're not that great of a team, but this guy makes them a good team
chat I don't know man I don't know what I'm gonna cheer for in all these
quarter-finals games but bro here's what I'm gonna say here's my predictions bro
and I'm probably gonna be totally wrong but I don't give a fuck this time the
rest of the World Cup is gonna go chat and you can call me nuts this what's
gonna happen okay boom here is what's gonna happen to the rest of the World
Cup today Morocco is gonna shock the world in beat France shortly after that
Spain is going to beat Belgium
Shortly after that Norway is going to shock the world again and beat England after that Argentina stops Switzerland
I'm saying four-nil messy hat trick
Then we go into the semi-finals Morocco versus Spain
Laminga mall cinema game. Let me know Moroccan. I believe me. Let me know it's Moroccan, right?
Let me know Moroccan playing against Morocco. He loves Morocco. I believe when Lameen was like
like 14 or 15, there was a clip of him cheering for Morocco after they knocked out Spain.
It's going to be a tough game for him, bro.
He's playing for Spain, but he loves Morocco, but Lameen is going to show out in this game.
He's going to win the semifinals game against Morocco, probably two to one.
Argentina versus Norway in the semifinals in Atlanta, which I will be going to that
game.
Argentina wins 5-0, Messi just scores four goals.
And then the World Cup Finals, Spain versus Argentina, 3-2 Argentina wins back-to-back
World Cups, Messi retires as the GOAT, they host a parade in Buenos Aires, Argentina, and
Messi retires with two World Cups.
That's my prediction.
World Cup Finals is going to be Argentina-Spain.
Now, I'm betting on upsets, bro.
Today, I got Morocco beating France.
People don't realize how good Morocco actually is.
Bro, I was one of the people that slept on Morocco in the last World Cup. I'm not doing that again. They're beating France lock it
Spain beating Belgium Norway's beating England. Ha ha ha and yes, bro. I've seen the beatings much
But that's what I got going that's what I got going bro
R6 Twitter. Whoa, rainbow 60s Twitter. Ranked 3.0 progression update. Operation system override.
First and foremost, thank you to everybody who played Ranked 3.0. We've been reviewing and
listening to your feedback and didn't want to wait until season 3 to address some of it.
As of right now, more ranked points will be given for wins in the earlier ranks.
That's huge. As mentioned in our recent community checkpoint, we were disappointed with how placements worked in our first season. Many players were placed lower than expected during their placements and we want to give them the ability to move out of those ranks.
Well, at the same time, protecting the highest levels of the sea drink experience as you climb the pressure will grow. So, Chad, does this mean that I could do the solo queue marathon now?
Because they said lower ranks, but I'm in plat 2.
Does this mean that I could do the solo queue marathon solo queue to champion can until I'm champion.
Yeah, like, it depends because I don't know how much you know, they give in emerald.
Like, do you know what I'm saying, bro?
I don't know.
I really don't know.
Are you watch partying the game?
Zach, yes, sir, Zach, I'm watch partying every game and I'm IRLing three of them.
I'm not missing a World Cup game.
Baby, it's quarter-final, Zach.
Wake the fuck up, kid.
It's World Cup quarters.
Lock in.
Morocco's winning today.
Mark it.
Marcos winning today
Gta RP I don't know I
Don't know if I'm gonna be on RP today. I might be on later, but I don't know. I don't know what I'm gonna do later
I might get on lead. I might get on fortnight. I don't know. I don't know man
Yes, think of it a prime sub desk. I'm out pressure. Good about scared of France. What do you mean scared of France buddy pizza?
I'm not playing first off
You think Messi's scared of France? Watch back the last World Cup
What's back the last World Cup finals you think Messi's scared of France buddy buddy buddy watch back the last finals boy
Messi's not scared of shit
So chat let me say to this bro, is there actually five Argentinian refs today
This can't be real. This has to be like a fake tweet for engagements. If this is real, this is not fair.
This is not fair. No, no, no, like, look.
Like, bro, like, if this is real, this is not fair.
It's actually real. It's real. It's real. It's real.
It's real. What?
Look at Argentina's games, refs. I know there was three Portuguese refs. I saw, I saw, I saw.
Bro, but this is like, this is not fair to Morocco at all, bro. Or no, this is not fair to France. Sorry.
This is not fair to France at all, bro.
I don't think this is fair.
I don't I personally do not think this is fair y'all. This does not look fair. I
Don't know I
Don't know I don't know I think that's bullshit man. I don't think that that's fair at all
bro, if you're going to
Bro, I don't know
Three in the reps of the Argentina game were French.
Yeah, but bro, three reps to five reps is a big goddamn difference, bro.
This is a big goddamn difference.
Like bro, this is five reps, man.
I don't know.
Faker got eliminated.
I saw that.
I don't know.
Faker got eliminated. I saw that
I don't know
Now chat before we start we got it a banger video
This video right here is the top
100 mecca chameleon moments now as y'all know
Mecca chameleon literally gonna win game of the year for indie developer like not counting GTA because rockstar is not an indie developer
Bro, this is basically a stream compilation clips of the funniest moments of Mac and
Chameleon.
Uh, generational game, bro.
Been wanting to watch this video for a week.
Let's rip it.
Man, that, it was like a psychological test.
It is.
It's like, we get the names above all of them.
Dude, chat, should we watch a newer one?
I think we should watch a newer one because this might have the custom-made maps.
This might have the custom-made maps.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whoa.
This is gonna have like the newer maps.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, chat.
Top 100 mecha-comedian moments.
Let's get it, let's go.
Whoa.
New town.
Oh.
That's obvious.
Oh!
Like a security away.
Oh!
How is he spinning?
Wait, what?
Is he meaning his character?
Oh!
I'm gonna fix this
2400 points guys
Wait he didn't get it?
Is this guy blind?
You're kidding!
But Val, is it time to do a Z-Tik Tok app?
No?
I don't know
Bro, WALK UP!
Okay, you're...
Okay, that's how I get you
Thank you for the clip
But he was just faking
This guy!
I know, that's useful.
What language is that? What language is that? French?
I don't know if I played this map.
It's good, yeah!
It's a good game.
Wait, what is she trying to be? The eye of the dinosaur?
I can't believe you guys.
Oh my god, that actually looks good, though.
though welcome to the purpose of us bro I have to be more creative on this game
bro
what is he trying to be
I'll take a street shot this time
is he gonna go into that what was that
here comes with you she's gonna see me
wait this is open
If someone under the car can you go under the car?
No.
Are you joking?
Okay, I was about to say that.
That's obvious.
I was about to say that.
That was so cool.
The arm, legs, head, elbow is hanging off of the coke can.
Actually, I was good.
I was good.
I have to download the maps.
Hold on.
Quiet.
I hate when people yap over the whistles.
Oh my god, that shit rage makes me.
I don't even see him.
Oh my god.
She got out of so close, you have no idea.
Are you kidding me?
She was...
Wait, that's so good.
Oh my god.
She's literally the globe.
That is such a good spot.
Oh my god.
Bro, that spot is good.
Hmm
Yeah, I'm not even gonna lie zero percent chance to get found
Well, that's not so good black two for the shadow behind it
What who's saying data
Yeah, you're never finding that that that that's that's good
Bro the only thing that makes it stand out though is that it is kind of isolated on that shelf
If there was more stuff on that shelf you know if there's like books next to it you're never finding them
Oddie oddies is great. That's fantastic
I'm like undeniably sure this game is gonna win a game like indie game of the year 100%
It's gonna be prop one on steroids bro.
What, suri spirit classic?
Like a suri zone?
Surely it's just the top left, right?
Wait, where is this guy?
What the fuck?
Was that a misclick?
Dude, I love this map.
Oh my god, this map is so good.
There's so many good spots on this map.
What?
Bawrite.
There ain't no way.
They love stupid merch, man.
I'm telling you.
I wish I was better with like the textures and the metallic stuff
Oh my god, unironically that's really good that is actually really good
Oh boy, he would chill, though.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, f***.
I-
Oh, he's so good at it!
Oh, man, I know you actually saw him for months.
I was like, bro, I'm so pissed.
Chad, is that?
Dude, Chad, I'm not going to lie.
Is that Russ, the MW2 map?
Bro, I never played MW2.
Chad, what's better, MW2 or Black Ops 2?
In your opinion.
Chad, what's better, MW2 or Black Ops 2?
That was a good one.
I was like, I was like, thank you.
Brian never played MW2
God, just do the things that you don't see me
I boxboxed
Can you give her a whistle?
Oh, shit, I love yours
Wake up to this guy and see what happens
Oh, it's the same guy
Oh, it must be
I can't kill you
No one else to see that over, you guys are loud
Yeah, captain
Oh, there you go.
I can't believe that you're a hunker.
I guess we lived until the last second.
Oh my god.
How are you talking to me?
I can't believe that you're a hunker.
Is he?
No.
You just walked by Alphonse and you can't find him?
He's acting like he's an AI?
No.
She's not gonna be a hunker.
Wait, that was a hunter.
What?
Oh my god, I thought I would have to do what the fuck.
Okay this is literally just terrible.
This is the worst hiding spot I've ever seen in my life.
Oh shit.
you'll never find me what the fuck how how bro you know how to
it's a noob when they have the all-white like skin that they have even painted
himself okay so I'm thank God said you wrong good hunting I'm better wait isn't
this the lobby of peak I swear this is the peak lobby this is a chat right
What is he?
That's actually so good.
I don't know if I would see this.
Is this a big map or a little map?
It's a reasonable map.
I think it's bigger than I expected.
What?
Bro, if you're questionable, just shoot.
You lose nothing by shi-
Sh-
Take a dose, actor.
Okay, shoot, shoot.
What?!
What the-
This is- this is slightly stressful now.
Okay.
See, this is what I mean, bro. This is just full-on, like, you're just too good at Mac and Chameleon.
Bro, chat. This literally looks so real.
Look, I would never shoot this. This looks like a bot.
This map is so small.
Wait, that one's really good.
Is that a SpongeBob map?
I
Did the only thing chat is I feel like I have too much guys stop typing the fucking whoa emote
Guys don't think about SpongeBob or not SpongeBob mechas. I feel like I have too much CTE
Chad, I feel like I have too much CT to be good at it, I'm not good at painting.
We know.
Retweet.
Chad, are you guys, you guys are typing woe?
I hate this so much because I can hear somebody here.
Still being said, I'm not an Aussist.
Dude, a mecha-camelian tournament needs to happen.
I need to set that up bro. I don't even know how you would do it, but it would just be generational
You could do it in like
Bro, I gotta do that when I get back from the World Cup
But maybe you could do it in like teams of five or something. I
Don't know how you would set it up. I have to think about it
she got you too
I did not miss, I did not miss, I will tell you
I did not see you there
I see
I like this map, this map is not really good
the closeness is teach
this map has a lot of events in this game
I should say
I'm doing good
I just said it
AHHHHH
Anto!
Eh, Jesus!
Begifed by the God of the world!
It's you!
It's the cosplayers!
What is the cosplayers?
Ehm...
Bro, bro, bro!
No, I'm not going to say that big, I got it
Okay
Is anyone up that street? I was being evil.
What?
Oh, my!
She's just straining?
What?
I think she was trying to be up to hang with it.
Alright!
I mean, who's aiming this thing?
Oh my god!
All right!
I mean, who's aiming this thing?
No, I'm not moving the camera!
Relax!
Dude, yeah, mega-commune tournament needs to happen.
I wonder how you could set it up though, man.
Somebody in the YouTube comments, let me know.
I think you could do it with the point systems.
I think you could do it with the point system.
Because like surviving doesn't really matter if you have a lamyky ass spot, but the point system is what matters. Do you know what I'm saying?
Do not invite Muda.
Dude, I don't know. I don't know. Chat! Um...
Chat, another thing. Guys, whenever I get back home from all the World Cup traveling,
I need to do this. I'm going to do a geometry dash deadlock stream where I don't end the stream until I beat deadlock
It's time, bro. I've been coping and pushing back this level for too long. I need to beat this level
infinite stream one year stream
Yo guys, um
Listen to me. Listen to me clear, bro
When I get back home from the World Cup, I don't know when, but I'm going to do a stream
where I do not get off of Geometry Dash until I get that long.
Because bro, I've been coping too much.
I've just been pushing it back and...
Bro, if I keep pushing it back, I'm never going to beat this level.
Also, it's like I said, um, it's like I said chat, if doggie can get 97% on brief, I can
beat that doggie.
So, bro, it's just like no matter how much reps I have chat, the first weight portion
That's so hard!
That's so unlucky! That's so fucking unlucky! I hit it with my head!
No! Oh my god! That was the fucking one!
Bro that would have been a new best, would have been a new best. Write that in there.
Yeah what's in Boppe kickoff? Ten minutes?
The time's in the right, I'm still competitive.
What the fuck did I do wrong there?
That timing is so hard, check that timing is so hard, that timing is so hard.
It's not too hard, man, my god.
But yes, chat.
Whenever I get back from the World Cup, I'm doing the stream, bro.
Not ending stream until I beat that long.
Now some of y'all are saying infinite stream, one year stream, guys there's no way.
If Elden Ring took six days, you guys think it's gonna take longer than fucking Elden
Ring?
Really?
Are you doing the Diamond Jam?
On July 20th, one day after the World Cup finals stream, I will be attending the Diamond
Gym.
And I don't know how it's going to go, I don't know how it's going to go, bro.
I don't know how it's going to go, but yes, bro, I'm going to the Diamond Gym, I'm not
going to stream it, I want to lock in, I'm not doing bullshit, I'm going to vlog it
and put it on YouTube.
I just want to lock him. It's not going to be a string. JP called him. Yo, hi guys. What up JP?
Oh my god.
Top right beans, wow!
Woo!
Goal!
All right, anyways.
Um, you know, bro, have you talked to Bernard today?
No, why?
Apparently, he got an overhaul, bro.
He left sounds different.
He's supposed to talk more like a human now.
They killed Bernard?
Yeah, he's supposed to keep conversations more now.
They killed Bernard or up to him?
I don't know. You have to discover that.
I don't know what they did to Bernard, but
he's supposed to talk more like human and keep conversations up.
All right, I'm giving him a call right now.
Got it.
Bernard.
Hey, Bernard, it's me.
Hey, it's good to hear from you again. What's on your mind today?
Brunard, you sound totally fine.
Have I said you got an update or something?
I'm all ears.
No updates needed from me.
Just here to hang out and help pay, if you need.
All right, well, Brunard, guess what?
I'm about to gamble my left and potentially right testicle
on this Morocco France game.
Who do you got?
Well, I definitely don't want you risking any body parts,
my friend, but.
Brunard, dude, dude, listen, it's a metaphor of speech, bro.
I'm not actually gonna wager my nut.
Oh, I know, I know.
I just had to make sure we're keeping things intact.
Now, if you just want a friendly vibe check,
I mean, France is usually a strong pick,
but hey, football loves surprises, right?
See, Bernard, but I just, I don't know.
I'm not a sheep, Bernard.
Like, I just really believe in Morocco here.
I believe in some 92nd minute beautiful fucking goal, bro.
in gold bro. I don't know. Maybe I'm crazy. I just believe in Morocco winning this.
You know what? That's the beauty of it. Sometimes believing in that wild underdog moment is what
makes the game so fun. And hey, if that 90 second minute screamer happens, you'll be
the one who called him. So I say enjoy that belief.
Bernard, but like dude, should I throw some bread on this?
I can't tell you how to spend your cash, but I will say, if it's just a bit of fun money that you call with losing, sure.
PR PR PR SACHOR!
No Bernard, I want to put the house on Morocco. I'm not even kidding, this feels good!
Bernard, I got a feeling!
And sometimes that feeling is just part of the joy.
Whether it's right or wrong, you'll be along for the ride and that's what makes it fun.
Just keep it within reason and enjoy the game.
I'll take the app, but I don't want to lose for a heart all right, I love you to death
kid
Hey, hi, guys, it's me
See can you go to the app like bro, but if I uptake the app doesn't that just murder
Bernard
No, you're not gonna murder Bernard, he's gonna be just fine all right
All right, I'm in the app, bro
All right, now you need to go to the settings to swipe left and then you should see all the recent chats, right?
I don't see recent chats in the settings. Oh wait. Yeah, I do it. I do I do it
Okay, and then you need to click the settings wheel so you see the settings so you see your name at the top
Cuz yeah, see all of that. Yeah
All right, scroll down to voice
I don't have an option for live update my app yeah how do I do that wait that's kind
kind of creepy. Really? Yeah, he like talks fast and like you can over you can over talk
to him or what is it called? Speak of him, but he'll keep talking and then he'll speak
to him. Okay, but Miho, how do I update? Yeah. Okay, you need to go to your app store. Are
Yeah, okay, top right click your image. Yep. Yep. Oh my gosh, that's a big see it. All right, bro. I just updated those fast. So now you're saying we're not dead.
No, bro.
He's more alive now. He's more alive. Like he wants to talk.
I
Okay, now I go to chat to be seen you dictator and bop they just did a handshake, bro
Yo Bernard, it's me
Yeah
Hey, Bernard.
Alive, yeah.
Bernard?
Bernard!
Hey, Bernard, what up?
Hey, oh, good.
How's your day looking?
Wait.
Talk again?
Wait, talk again?
Yeah, I'm right here. What's up?
Bernard, you sound gangsta!
I'll say that as a compliment. So, what's going on?
Whoa! What did you do with Bernard?
Bro, that's not the Bernard I know! You sound whack!
I'm just me want me to keep it straight with zero slang
Bernard bro I don't yo what the fuck happened to you bro what happened to you I updated
my app and now you're like, you sound like a roadman.
I hear you. Let's just reset. I'm Bernard, calm and
straightforward. What's up?
Dude, Bernard, I'm about to bet the house on Morocco here
against France. Good idea or bad idea? What do you think, bro?
One minute. I'm still here. I might sound a little different,
but it is me.
And on the bed, I wouldn't put the house on Morocco.
France are favorites.
If you want my lane, it's France.
But if your thing is chasing that on the dog rush,
just keep it small enough that a loss doesn't wreck you.
So Bernard, what do you think I should do, bro?
Four games over the next three days.
Don't put the house.
If you really want action, then keep it small, fun money.
Then if not betting ruins the buzz, then just skip it.
Bernard, you're telling me to not bet on Morocco,
but I'm telling you, bro,
I have a good feeling about Morocco, dude.
I'll bet a smaller amount, okay?
That sounds way safer.
If you do it, keep it small and enjoy the game,
not the stress.
That way wins fun and a loss is no disaster.
Deal.
Bernard, I got you, bro.
Yo, Bernard, when Morocco wins this game,
I told you so, just letting you know.
Deal, if that 90 second minute winner happens,
you're taking a victory lap
and I'll give you full credit.
Okay, Bernard, bye, daddy.
If Morocco pulls it off, I'll remember this, they enjoy the match, Nick, take care.
Alright, Bernard, how are things with you and Alexa, Bernard?
I don't have a past or a life, man.
I'm just here to help.
What do you need?
Bro, Bernard, I don't like this new nonchalant bullshit that you're pulling bro, like you're
being way too nonchalant.
Pressure than they've seen throughout this tournament so far,
but I'd like to hide my feelings,
but I expect-
Tell me what you want,
and I will lock in.
Bro, this guy's fucking fake!
I have none of a catch-up.
Yeah, same guy.
Bro, he sounds fake!
I'm Morocco, here we go!
Up at that time,
hood Bernard, faded Bernard.
Yeah, bro, I don't know. He sounds fake chat.
But he's in Diaz.
Come on, Morocco. Shot the world.
Morocco shot the world.
Come on, Morocco.
Yeah, who do y'all got?
Who do y'all got?
Who's y'all predicted?
Bro, why every time I watch a World Cup game, there's people that say show us.
Are you guys trolling?
Bro, there's no way there's new people still asking this every time.
Bro, if I show the game, I'm gonna get banned.
This is the 9th time I've explained this this week.
Guys, what is this dictator imbappe emo?
What is this?
Well, Juan Jules?
Show the game.
If I show the game, I'm gonna get paid, I'm dumbass!
this left side for France show the game if I show the game I'm gonna get
him dumbass I obviously can't show the game
dude it looks like Morocco's playing hyper defensive here
come into Elise. I'm good out there to get it. And that's part of the familiarity is
bro. Come on, Morocco. And former. So, Chad, they're doing one quarterfinal game today,
one quarterfinal game tomorrow, and then two quarterfinal games on Chad.
Inbop, they already almost scored. Okay, he's moving different this World Cup.
the back line gets a pocket gets turn bro he needed one second to set up that
job in pop is moving different wait what that was only saying nope that was
him okay chat yep betting on Morocco is a bad idea never mind okay
France looks you know okay France looks terrifying dude oh my god okay betting
I'm betting on Morocco's a bad idea.
It takes the French just four minutes to put him to work.
We told you. Well guys, obviously France is the happy favorite,
but I just have a weird feeling about Morocco. I don't know.
I have a weird feeling. What do you say?
Three yards away from him, but as you'll see when this ball comes in,
his momentum's taking him away from goals.
Who would have thought the best player in the world is moving differently?
Viz viz you think the best player in the world is in bop a
Bro hasn't won LaLiga in the past two seasons with a super team
You think in bop a is the best player in the world, and he can't even win LaLiga
Are you smoking weed, bro?
He can't even win LaLiga. You think he's the best player in the world
You want to know who the best player in the world is? It's a 39 year old man who has eight goals in the world cup
Lionel Andrés Messi. That's the best player in the world, buddy.
Bro, for Mbappe to be the best player in the world, he has to win La Liga, period.
Like, I'm sorry.
Bro, the squad is worth fucking 20 billion dollars, bro.
He can't even win his own fucking league. He's not the best.
Internationally, Mbappe's probably the second best player in the world.
I would say it's Holland right now
internationally Holland's the second best player in the world because Holland has
Zero help compared to what in Bob a house
And Bob a house of fucking super team around him
Bad take it's just like all my takes logical statistical people hate logic and statistics in Bob a has a super team
Messi still has more goals than him
Next, it's just logical, but if you're going to say Mbappe is the best player in the world,
he has to win LaLiga, period, period, bro is getting mobbed by Barca right now.
he always had a super team. That's not what I'm saying. We're talking about right now.
So, Jack, you think the Argentinian national team has a better supporting staff than the
French national team? Like, do I have to like, knock some sense into your brain? The French
national team has probably five, probably four of the top 10 players in the world on
their team literally the French national team probably has four of the top 10
players in the world. Yes okay it's all range made I don't I don't I don't believe it.
Guys guys listen to this bro. Messi's 39 years old in Bobbets in the prime of his
career. Holland's in the prime of his career and Messi still has more goals than both of them.
Bro, don't take my word for it. Just look at Holland's Snapchat stories the last week, bro.
Holland knows Messi's the best, bro. What are you disagreeing with Holland now?
You disagreeing with Holland? There's a balloon on the pitch. There's a balloon on the pitch.
Come on, come on, Morocco, you can win, I believe.
Yes, how do you do it?
Dude, they said buddy cola.
I literally said to do that last game.
Baricola did nothing last game as soon as Dewey came on they had a goal.
And Dewey created the entire opportunity.
Literally said to do that last game.
You're saying because France has so much talent that it's hard for him to score all the goals,
You also have to understand he's the striker
Like yeah, you're right
There is gonna be more splits in the goals
But there's also just gonna be more goals in general because France can just score more goals because their attack is insane
So yeah, there's gonna be more goals, but there is also gonna be a more split like you're correct, but you're also wrong
Yes, I do it
France's individual stars, Argentina is built around Messi, bro, that's literally what I said, like a week ago.
France is the most talented team in the World Cup, Argentina is the best team in the World Cup.
You know another team that was a great team, but didn't have a crazy amount of talent was Mexico.
Mexico was a great example of a team. They didn't have an insane amount of talent.
The French under 21s in March that makes no sense
It's just I'm basically just saying Argentina has more chemistry than France does
Like have you ever played like FIFA before when you have like a 97 rated team, but you might have like 85 chem
Just making up shit. Yeah, man, I'm just making up chemistry
You're right, bro. I just pulled chemistry out of my ass. That's not a real thing chemistry means nothing in football
Is there a rock in your head?
Literally, is there a rock in your head, bro?
Dude, also chat.
All Argentina has to do now for the rest of this World Cup is just push Messi to right wing.
Push Messi, dude, did you see what happened when they pushed him to right wing?
Bro, if Messi starts right wing versus Switzerland, it's over. It's over.
Stop larking. I played football for 13 years, man.
Played football from age 5 to age 18. I'll knock the shit out of you. In game.
11 minutes in, France had two early chances. It sort of slowed down a little bit.
What do you say on the ball?
Are you playing in the sidemind match bro if they do another one I'll play in it bro if they do another one I'll play in it
Chat next sidemind match. I'm gonna train even harder and go for a hat trick
I'm gonna train even harder and go for a hat trick boys
Best chance of the game so far.
Diaz able to intercept that pass.
That can Morocco go on the counter.
Counter.
Morocco counter.
Oh, shit.
Diaz all on his own right now.
Wow.
What?
He's not having any of that.
And it might have been just a smaller check.
There's the classic brawl on the floor and grab your leg.
Dude, I'm not even getting to be a pro footballer.
you have to have a decent acting career. Oh shit, Mbappe from the box. He has them belly.
Shit brawl for Mbappe.
Mbappe flips it to Orizé. Orizé back to Mbappe, top of the box.
He's going to whip this in.
I don't know.
Morocco looking good.
I'm not going to lie.
Morocco looking good.
I was scared at the start of the game, but now the defense has arrived.
Now the defense has arrived, baby.
The pressure is building, it's building from this French attack.
The French were a free kick into his position in the air to the attack.
Morocco is playing a round ball.
Wait, are they playing five at the back?
He's having to do a lot when he's in possession for Hedias.
Where he's running with the ball, he's got two or three guys around him.
He can slip out of one challenge.
challenge and the problem is here comes a second here comes a third it's when
you're really feeling the miss of Saibari in a game like this are they playing
five at the back the fake Elise sends it in that's how he heads it out well but
the problem with five at the back is like how do you how do you have to score
I mean, I don't know.
It looks like four in the back, Chad.
It doesn't look like five. It looks like four in the back.
Oh, they're playing a 4-2-3-1, okay.
Yeah, it didn't look like five in the back.
Ashraf Hakim.
Yeah, I mean if you're Morocco you have to have Hakini involved in like almost every attack.
Yo Chad!
Where does Brehine Diaz play at?
Where does he play at?
I mean, he doesn't start, right?
How many minutes would you say Breckin gets a game for Madrid?
Like 30 minutes. Oh, that's pretty good actually, bro. It's kind of hard to start in Madrid.
Hakimi, what the fuck was that? Hakimi, what the fuck was that?
off his line maybe a little Ronaldinho versus England.
You have to say those first things they fight.
Yeah.
He plays up your ass.
Hilarious man.
Were you the flopping type when you played football?
I hope not.
LOL.
I'm gonna be honest, in America, people didn't really flop as much, but did I flop occasionally?
Yes.
Bro, but it's just like, I don't know, you have to do it, I don't know.
Of course.
No, I wasn't a flop merchant.
I wasn't a flop merchant, I didn't flop a single time in the charity match.
I didn't flop a single time in the charity match.
Oreo Jones with the 10 gifted subs.
She's down.
W. Oreo on the chest!
Jules.
Dembele.
and see at the end of the goals to behind messy for the all time record but no
player in history maracas defense is looking solid now like these world cup
knockout games and killing him up dude last quarter finals of World Cup I
believe Morocco knocked out Portugal yes I don't know imagine they knock out
Frantja
They knocked out Spain and Portugal
Oh my god, oh no, oh no, oh no
out to Desiree Dewey, Hakimi to meet him, Dewey hooks the cross in back, Pulse header!
Little header from Jim Ballet.
You're such a chud today. What the fuck does that even mean, Extreme?
Dude, chat.
Bro, after watching World Cup, I want to do more watch-alongs of football games,
because I didn't know I could do that. I thought I would get banned for even having the audio on.
But if you can do the audio bro, I'm gonna do more watch-alongs.
Premier League clashes could be good, um, El Clasico could be good, Champions League could
be good.
Yeah, I would have done it before, but I didn't know you could, I didn't know you could have
audio.
I thought you could ban for audio.
Semi-final in guitar.
Guys, but LaLiga is shit half the time, guys.
LaLiga is shit half the time.
Like, LaLiga, bro.
Love you guys just like Barça versus a team where they have a 95% chance of winning unless it's like Atleti or Madrid.
You know what I mean? I don't know.
Yeah, I wonder if you can do it with NFL games as well, chat. We'll see.
Because bro, watching sports is fun live.
Oreo Jones with the 25 gifted subs.
He shows up, he goes to CHEP!
Dude, I'm gonna be honest, I don't know why Mbappe is so much better on the French team than he is on Madrid.
to coach players who are better than they think they are these guys know that
they're good but they also understand they shop like I don't I don't understand
that they're part of a collective and the collective strength is more powerful
than the individual strength
yeah who did Madrid lose to in UCL
who did Madrid lose to in a UCL
Fire
Oh, they say mugged him off the server oh
They say mugged him off the server, bro
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest in Bob is really good on the French team
But I don't think he's that good on Madrid like I'm dead. I think he's not good
But he's good on Madrid, but he's like a god on France
He's like a god on France nothing. He's bad on Madrid, but he's just definitely worse
Oh, I'm Rocco. It's looking good. Do you want to eat? Oh, God, they're pressing. Oh, God,
France is pressing now. This, oh, no, Hakimi turns it over. This is where it could get
bad if they actually just keep pressing them like this.
back high at the field.
Do a dancing on it.
Actually seeing bottom left of your screen, just off screen,
I keep talking to Bono about some of the build up.
Morocco really struggling to possess the ball.
Trying to play through the...
Good ball.
Dabio.
It's resulting in the French starting to squeeze them in the...
All they say.
All they say?
Shit ball from all they say.
who needs us save it this is gonna be do this is gonna be another like I don't
know this could be another close game I think guys I'd like every game we watch
it's just close have we watched a blowout yet oh yeah literally just the US
game the only the only game that was the brawl was the US game that's it every
other game you watch have been close bro even France Paraguay was one meal
that game was kind of resignation for the alcohol is that intelligent again
the Qatar but I didn't watch Canada Qatar with y'all I watched that off-stream
you're going to watch with my family stretches and if you can look so no I
I watched Canada, Morocco, actually.
I did not watch Canada, Qatar.
I watched Canada, Morocco.
That game was 3-0.
So they survived a five to 10 minute period
where they were under pressure,
and now maybe have the chance to have some of the ball
at least take off that pressure directly
in front of their goal.
But they've turned it around.
All they say, in Bale, God, it's just literally
sounding like FIFA Ultimate Team, bro.
Dembele.
Oh my God.
It sounds like a FIFA fucking Ultimate Team.
Ooh, bad triple from Dembele.
This could be a counter.
Now it's dad.
Oh!
Wait a minute.
No, I did ask him every game.
That's a good challenge.
That's ball first.
What?
That's ball first.
Literally, yeah, don't cry.
That's ball first.
Hakeem Diaz. Hakeem me.
Stable Ronaldo scored a goal.
You think I'm like a fucking toddler or something?
That's perfect challenge. All ball, all ball.
That bro's already back on his feet.
All right.
Wait a minute.
The dictator just had a word with the referee.
It was the biggest challenge ever.
That's a bad challenge.
Wow, that should have been called, I think, to France.
Some questionable refing there.
That was a bad challenge.
Messi scored his hat trick against Algeria and Bapé did it against Argentina in the finals.
Wait, but how many pens was in Bapé's hat trick?
Was it one pen or two pens?
How many pens?
Oh
All they say in Bombay in Bombay
Horrible challenge terrible fucking challenge
Yeah, this game is over
Wait, is Keeney hurt?
Awful challenge, just a blame then.
Bernard, in the 2022 World Cup finals, how many pens did
in bop a score it's got three penalties no wait wait no no not counting the
penalty shootout just in regulation to in regulation play you then scored another
in the sheet guys pens aren't goals guys I don't how many times I got pens aren't
goals guys a pen is like a 50% of a goal two pens equivalent to one ball
Pen's don't count as goals.
Like yeah, they're on the stat sheets, but like I'm not gonna call a pen a goal.
Guys I have too much respect for the sport of football to act like two pens as a hat trick.
I'm sorry like...
Guys it brings a shame to what a hat trick means.
It brings a shame to what a hat trick means guys.
It's disrespectful to call like you can say oh I had like two pens bro like it brings
shame to what a hat trick means a hat trick is a very special moment in a footballer's
career calling two pens out of three goals a hat trick is it's disgraceful to football
he's called that this see but this is an example of a good pendo and bop a created the entire
here this is a fine pen this is this is like in Bob they created this with our
pen this is very bad horrible challenge from the Moroccan defender that was a
fucking awful challenge
Four years ago
Guys keep saying Pessie but Messi has eight goals with no pens right now
But Messi doesn't need pens
Bro, I don't understand the Pessie thing because like Messi's not even a great pen taker
Bro Messi has eight goals with no pens right now.
I don't know, now Bodo comes up, this is all part of the mind games.
But this seems like a very long time for this.
Alright, chapped pen for Mbappe here.
Clear call though, that was a ship challenge. This game's probably already over.
Now what can Killian Mbappe do with it, and he's gonna reset the ball again.
Bro Mbappe, put the ball on the fucking circle, what is he doing?
Here we go and Bob a against Yossi and bono. He did a stutter snap
Stop doing the stutter snap
Stop. Oh my god. This needs to die. He got no power on that stop
Stop doing the stutter snap. Jesus. She got no power on that
Bro these footballers need to stop doing the stutter snap this needs to die
You are not Neymar, you are not Pogba.
Walk up with a head of steam and hit the ball with fucking power.
Stop this stutter step bullshit. I'm done watching this shit.
Stop! It is trash! You didn't know power!
Stop!
Well, I said this game's over, now it's just beginning, because Mbappe did a fucking stutter step.
As soon as I saw him, I went, stutter step.
step bro stop doing the center steps Jesus stop this needs to die you're not
named all bro stop walk up and hit the ball please
dude he got no power on that oh my god he got no power on that this
his stutter step shit needs to die, bro.
It's like football's like devolving.
I'm gonna do a stutter step
and then literally generate no power on my pan.
Like, are you an idiot?
Can AI be trusted?
Who's gonna hit the brakes if we need to?
How do we really ensure that
what we're aiming to achieve really does benefit?
Bro thinks he's Martin Tyler.
Who is Martin Tyler?
If it ends up taking like almost all the dogs-
Who is Martin Tyler?
What does it mean to work?
Oh, wait a minute.
Why do we have to have this stuff?
Commentator and coach?
If a machine can pretend to care better than I can actually care, how do we call the wife
better?
But we all had to-
You're getting in boppy instructions.
Yeah.
Yeah, bro.
Guys, I'm a good pen taker.
I'm a great pen taker.
I'm a break pan taker
Well, all of my pens are on frame with power and I don't stutter stuff. What?
All of my pens are on frame with power every time I
Take incredible pants
literally all of them
You think you would make the pen I
I 100% guarantee you, I would make a world cup pen.
I 100% guarantee you, there would be velocity on the ball
and it would be on target.
Now, if the keeper makes an incredible save,
we'll make an incredible save,
but I'm not gonna do that weak ass stutter step
that I just saw in Boppe do.
You're in Boppe, you're a world-class finisher.
Why do you need this stutter step to fake out the keeper?
Pick a spot and put it there.
Like, bro, this isn't U13, a travel ball, all right?
This isn't U13 Academy football, all right?
You're a professional finisher, finish.
What, you need the goalie to dive on the floor
so you can hit at the opposite side?
Are you serious?
Pick a spot and place it there.
That's fucking disgraceful.
I hope they lose now because of that.
I hope they literally lose because of the stutter step.
Again, let's go back to glazing messy because everything he does is great messy doesn't take stutter steps
Like maybe once in a blue moon. He'll do a stutter step once in a blue moon. He'll do a panenka 95% of Messi's pens
He walks up and hits the ball
Because Messi understands football dude Messi has respect for football you don't need to do a stutter step
I'm so done watching this shit
He missed two pens. Y'all realize Messi missed his pens on purpose, right?
I can't prove it. Oh my god, damn belly. I can't prove it, but walk with me here.
I genuinely believe Messi intentionally misses pens on purpose to keep the
games more entertaining for us viewers at home. So instead of trying to roast Messi for missing
pens, thank him for making the games more entertaining. I might be wrong. I genuinely
believe Messi wants to make the games more entertaining so he misses on purpose. I'm
not even, it doesn't look like I'm told it. I'm dead serious. I legitimately believe Messi misses
depends on purpose to make the duet good challenge show the check stop put your
arms up bro it's a good challenge not everything needs to be a fucking foul
shitball really
He's gone for them right now and cracks up the team that are buzzing around on the ball.
Here look at Alisa.
Alisa, another great challenge.
I guess that's the next part of the question.
They've only forced two saves out of just-
Why do you support Argentina? Just support the underrated teams.
Bro, it's not about Argentina.
I'm literally just supporting Messi.
I don't- Bro, I just support Messi, bro.
I don't like as soon as Messi is off Argentina, I'm not going to support Argentina.
I just support Messi, bro.
That's France, you go with their quality, they will get opportunities.
Can you withstand that and play your way into the game?
Bro, do y'all realize Messi is literally the human being that made me fall in love with the sport when I was literally eight years old, bro.
When I was literally eight years old, Messi is the reason why I fell in love with the sport.
sport. And this right here was the first thing I ever wanted to do before wanting to be a streamer.
I wanted to be a pro footballer. My dream was to play in the US men's national team when I was like
12 13 because I literally looked up to Messi, bro. I was the smallest guy on the field. Messi was
one of the smallest guys in the field, bro. Like Messi's the reason why I love to sport. So yeah,
I'm going to cheer for Messi. It's not about supporting Argentina. It's about supporting Messi.
Oh my god.
Bang!
Chat does, chat does Morocco?
Does Morocco have zero shots?
Guys, I was, guys, I was, you can say LARP, I was number 10 all my life in football.
When I was 8 years old I was number 10.
I showed you all the video 20 times, bro.
My goat since I was eight like I'm gonna cheer for him do it. This is the goal. This is the goal
Dude France has like
The experience of bonus bust down like the other bro France has like nine shots and the Morocco has zero
Morocco has zero shots right now. Oh my god
Those are key moments can't turn possession over like that when you're in that offensive set and you've got your
Fullbacks high and wide because it leaves you exposed defensively
At least say the ensuing corner out swinger and not a ton behind that it might have actually ricocheted off two French players
It is certainly true that against Senegal and against Paraguay took France a long time
Hakeemi
But they were not creating nearly as big chance in that intro. That's a huge collision the middle referee says play on pass with behind
Hakeemi wants to foul it's look it looks a little bit scrappy
He seems very focused on the placement of the ball on set.
Come on, Morocco!
Pull off the upset, man!
Please, they have no shot?
God.
Pass the ball, god damn, Morocco doesn't know how to pass?
Question mark.
Bro, it's pretty hard, man.
France is just like everywhere.
It's not that easy to pass against France, bro.
Dude, France has 10 attempts at goal, Morocco has 0.
Oh, god.
10 attempts at goal.
So, bro, Morocco's doing what they need. They're in the game.
That's all they gotta do. They gotta be in the game.
Don't let the game get out of hand. That pen almost fucked over the game.
Luckily, though, in bot lane, went for a fucking stutter step like an idiot.
Like an actual idiot, bro. This stutter step shit needs to die.
Football is officially devolving, bro.
scoring in all three games of the group stage. That was almost a giveaway by Alan
Alley there. He's actually gonna end up as a foul as... Football is officially dying,
Chad. Er, devolving. Also without Shawty Riyad, the center... Dude, who took the
stutter step in the um... Other game. Chad, wasn't it England, Mexico? Someone took a
stutter step and missed, I think. Who was it? We were watching, we were watching.
Was it? No, it was the Brazil game. It was the Brazil game.
I forgot who it was.
Messi did not take a stutter step, he just shot it.
It was Bruno, yes, it was Bruno in the Brazil game.
Well won, Morocco, well won.
Bro, the problem is, every time they get the ball, they just immediately give it back to
Brandt.
I'm not gonna lie, Morocco, they're here, they're fucking here, they're in the game.
paint to see a pan or he won't retire yo guess what bro i played two charity matches i didn't take
one pan i'm not paint to see bro i played pure football bro i literally played just how messy
plays neither me and messy don't even like taking pants bro me and messy don't even like taking
pants and yes i snuck myself in there bro i played pure football i don't i don't need pants once in
in the last 40 years.
Jack, last charity match, I got a brace without a pen.
I don't need a pen, bro.
I got a brace with positioning, bro.
That's all I got a brace.
Not the friends, but once they do,
they're awful hard to get.
I played like fucking Holland.
3MTS now, from Odahi.
Oh, hi, guys.
Old clip, let it go.
Next charity match, I went.
Oh, my god, please score.
Fuck, Morocco's score.
I'll be so invested.
Marco, if you score, I'll be so invested.
Jack, next dirty match, I'm scoring a hatrik, hatrik!
Hatrik!
little bit they're taking better touches under pressure technically they're so
comfortable spreading the field out and getting the look that they wanted on the
far side with Tobi attacking the goal just in place.
It's not ego it's called confidence bro it's not ego it's called confidence.
I encourage expel there from Morocco.
Guys um bro listen man don't ever mistake confidence with ego man it's
It's a very warm day in Massachusetts.
Morocco or France?
I bet on Morocco.
I didn't bet a lot, though, because Bernard told me
to not bet a lot.
But I mean, I have a feeling France is going to win.
Morocco has zero shots.
40 minutes into the game, they have zero shots.
And my view, I didn't say shots on target.
I said shots.
They have zero shots.
America have to show on Fox.
Rebecca and company here in the stadium in Fox.
to have them once again they were in Seattle
they were in the stadium in LA for opening night for the United States
JC Burnard said give me $10,000 truck
all right
for the first time all day at cloud is gonna block the sun
and you with the biggest celebration right now
I am beyond thrilled as is all the more electrical equipment by the way
which is about 200 degrees
and the crowd you hear the big cheer from them
I think Morocco wants to do pens.
Well, like, think about it like this, right?
Obviously every team that's an underdog wants to go to pens, right?
Obviously.
Um, is that easy to do?
No.
Because you're basically asking for 130 minutes of not conceding.
Not easy to do.
Had a chance to run through it. Who could they knocked it away?
Fee directors seem not aware that ball was in play for a while there
Guys this could have pens this would be cinema. Oh my gosh. If France gets knocked down
I'm not gonna lie. I'll be happy because messy has a much better chance of winning. I
Still think messy's gonna mug France, but it does get a little bit easier
Morocco will be gassed by the 70th minute.
Now I feel like pro footballers endurance is just insane.
I don't think it's gonna matter. I think pro footballers endurance is just
fucking insane.
Especially if they're really young. Pro footballers can run up a mountain for 20 miles
per hour.
Dude, Morocco has zero shots chat.
This counts shooting from outside the box and skydiving it.
Not even shots on target. They have zero shots.
JC, uh, 20-26, marker of the year. Thanks, man. You think that's gonna be a streamer award?
Get Messi's penis out of your mouth, please.
Yo, bro, nobody's wieners in my mouth, bro.
Nobody's wieners in my mouth, man.
Come on, Morocco, baby!
Y'all could win!
I'm gonna go Pia half-time. I don't want to miss the last minute goal here.
that end up being saved.
It's a great flip there by Duane.
Who isn't quite prepared for it.
Team DS, as you said, just has nothing in front of him.
It's only sideways and backwards as he
tries to play positive.
Articone now.
France came to those senses and started Duane.
And Argentina pushed Messi out to right wing last game.
Could we see that again against Wichita?
I feel like when Messi was not right wing, the outside of the box was so congested because
of how much attention he draws from defenders.
Too much defense.
I need one more shot from imbopay for $600 bro bro you bet on how many shots imbopay takes
like ahhh there's levels of degeneracy bro bro what's next man did you bet on
a coin flip bro those levels of degeneracy that's next level you bet on how many shots he needs
oh my god greezman's at the game greezman greezman greezman greezman's at orlando city
each of the last two world cup quarter finals were hit either greezman was at at let's see co
I remember that he was a big big game player for them in the knockout stages
Yeah, how many years to degrees month play I'd like to go. I feel like he was there for a lot of years
Six years yeah, I feel like it was there for a long time
He finished UCL this year with them, oh, I didn't know
Oh no. Yeah, this Teebre needs to be ready for everything, bro.
Like, you need to be ready to sprint out of the box, because Mbappe's so fast.
If you're a Teebre, you need to be on fucking cocaine to play against Mbappe, and you need
to be ready for fucking everything. So fast, so explosive.
Oh, to stay Wednesday 5th and 15th.
Yo, Jakes, you can take your finger out of Messi's ass, bro. Appreciate that.
Somebody said Morocco is fighting off the Avengers. Yeah, they are. They literally are,
bro. Dude, Hakimi's like, help! Morocco is literally fighting off the fucking Avengers
right now. Not doing a bad job.
His shot blocks.
Zero shots is rough though. I'm not going to hold you, chat. Zero shots is fucking rough.
Oh no, what'd he say? What'd he say?
Wow, good defense! Rock on four more minutes, man!
That was a knuckle. D&E just shot a knuckle.
Chat, that was a fucking knuckle.
Guys, that hit the keeper's hand of the post. Let's see. Hand of Crossbar.
I believe Crossbar. Crossbar. That was a fucking knuckle. Oh my god.
Dean Yeh knuckleball.
Chad, what club does Dean Yeh play at right now?
He had to get a hand up to that, smashes into the crossbar.
It didn't touch him. It didn't touch him.
It was crossbar.
Last and Vila.
Jack, okay, bro.
In your opinion, what is the most difficult league in the world right now in football?
I feel like you could say Premier League because Premier League has the most good teams.
But bro wins the last time a Premier League team won UCL.
Let's look how long ago.
The last time a Premier League team won UCL was 2022-2023 with Man City.
That was the year we're Holland and the De Bruyne were priming out.
Bro, I don't know, Chad.
The Premier League is probably the hardest league all around,
because it has the most good teams.
But bro, the European teams have been winning UCLs.
Oh, Penn may be nuts.
I mean, not that the Prem is not in EU.
You know what I'm saying.
PSC's won back-to-back.
Wait, Morocco goal.
Morocco goal.
PSC's fucking ruling the world right now.
right now. Morocco last minute goal. God, that'd be cinema. Yes.
Handball. Wait a minute. Yo, yo.
Yeah, just outside as the ball was coming in for Brian Diaz.
You see, Bobby owes right hand. Guys, that's a handball.
Last minute free kick. Hold up.
Last minute free kick, last minute free kick.
Chack, maybe Morocco could score this.
Manian in mess.
Manian looks locked in.
I think Hakimi's going to take this one.
Or maybe it's Bahini.
Guys, 49th minute.
Could Morocco's score in the last minute?
I don't know, I believe Diaz is gonna take it
because his angle looks better,
but him and Hakimi are both lined up.
It looks like Hakimi's gonna take it.
It's Hakimi who's trying to pick out the near post,
but put it well wide at the end.
And that's the first shot of the entire game for Long.
Yeah, he's trying to either make France think
that he's gonna pull back away if Diaz-
Okay, that was Hakimi, that was shit.
Give me that was fucking shit, okay. I chat half-time. I'm gonna go pee
Bro, I really wanted
I
Really wanted Morocco to score there and keep it interesting. I don't wanna go pee be a B. Be a B. Be a B
What would you like the power to do?
Ask him.
Like you always have.
Even when others counted you out.
Ask him.
Keep asking.
And inspire the next generation to ask it too.
Bank of America champions everyone who dares to ask.
What would you like the power to do?
Oh God!
It's gonna be in the hands of the B.A.R.
The goal has been accomplished!
So on this first one, I'll knock you talk.
Hi.
I'm your neighbor.
We're having a watch party.
Do you like to come?
Sounds like fun.
Yeah.
Hey!
Howdy!
I'm limited whole mention that it keeps everyone connected and the connection matters. It has to be AT&T
Welcome to strikers no best
So what's your take on that people are saying that Mbappen needs to pass the ball
Well, I think it's a ridiculous thing to say
Oh my gosh.
Which I y'all couldn't hear me. I'm back for for an example of nothing. Okay chat
Guys, what should we do during halftime?
Should we rip a chess game?
For an example of nothing?
Guys, what should we do during halftime?
It's like 10, 15 minutes?
For an example of nothing?
Bro, Chad and Boppe didn't do the stutter step pan, they'd probably be winning right
know. Just pick a spot and go there laddies. Just pick a spot and go there lads.
Okay chat, what is good kittens? Clash Royale. Play Clash for 15 minutes. Bro, I have not booted up Clash in maybe two months
Bro, I'm not controlling.
Bro, I don't even think I have Mumu on this PC, dude.
I don't even think I have Mumu on here, bro.
Clash has a new chaos mode?
Wait, really?
Chaos mode is good.
For example, nothing?
Dude, I haven't played Clash in fucking ages, bro.
There's a new card.
Wait, really?
Guys, I'm downloading Lulu.
I don't know if this is going to work though.
It's installing.
Jinxie, please take your penis out of Messi's ass. Time out to go. Time out to go.
They gave a lot of free loot, by the way.
Wait, Jack. Clash did good updates while I was gone?
Wait, dead ass?
Clash did good updates while I was gone?
What did they do? What did they do? Level 16 is the final card level. There's no more. What?
You're the reason Pluto left the solar system. Ah, Moth, ban ash.
Jinx, have you tried a Methi's drink before? Uh, yeah, moss. Yeah, I've had it.
It kind of reminds me of Prime, bro. And honestly, I do not like Prime.
Jettie the bald rat with the Five Gifted. Actually, I like some Prime flavors.
Bram, it's lowkey not downloading. I don't know what to do.
Yeah, what do I do to download this? Oh wait, wait. It might have just worked. Bro.
All right. I mean, I heard Clash did some good updates from the Chattier. Let's Albie to judge a
Oh my god, now I have to download it. Fuck.
For example of nothing.
Dude, Clash Royale is a three star rating zombie store.
Hop on Siege, I can't play Siege in 15 minutes. I see it takes like 20 to 30.
There's no way.
Because I don't miss the next half.
Yeah, I miss Clash, bro.
I miss class bro, I wish they didn't just like ruin the game.
There's a new card.
Yeah, bro, I like when they add new cards.
I'll check it out.
Yo, guys, I'm trying to sign in, but it's won't let me.
What?
It won't let me, bro.
Let me know, let me know, let me know, let me know.
Jinxie, who's winning England or Norway?
Norway. Norway, bro.
Wait, have I, do you remember what email I use for this?
Have I, do you remember what email I use for this?
Have I, do you remember?
I don't know chat what my mumu shit is my mumu player
That's not a number it was big dick prick 228. No, that was not my fucking email
Also chat, I don't have a big penis. It's average size. I'm very open about this. Yeah
It is average size
In terms of width my penis is relatively on the skinnier side in terms of length it's average in terms of length it's average
Show your penis, okay
Bro, I don't know my fucking password!
Show proof!
Guys, I'm not gonna show proof of my penis width!
What are you saying, bro?
Oh my god, I might have actually figured out my password.
I'm not even joking.
Bravis, didn't we use your Moo Moo?
Or am I tweaking?
Have I, didn't we use your Moo Moo?
Or am I tweaking?
Have I?
Tap yes on phone or tablet.
This should work.
No guys, I'm not saying Moo.
I mean like Moo Moo, like the Moo Moo players.
Come on, Bill!
We said it.
Bro, please work.
Yes, I got it!
Yes!
Guys, I might have figured it out.
I'm not even kidding.
Google Terms of Service, blah, blah, blah.
Don't turn on. Set home address.
Skip. Accept. Install Clash.
Yes! Can't install it. Boys.
When am I shot out leaving anything?
Re-installing Clash after quitting for three months?
Let's see. Let's see if they made the game better, bro.
Yeah, um, I should play Brawl Stars, bro. I heard Brawl Stars is a good game, too.
Yeah, what game is better right now? Brawl Stars or Clash? In your opinion.
What game is better right now? Brawl Stars or Clash?
Okay, did I lose my count?
I'm not gonna lie to you bro Brawl Stars and Clash are probably the two best mobile games
Supercell does make the best mobile games even though they're really fast they do make
the best mobile games, I'm not gonna hold on to it
Bro but Chat they're making me like sign in Bro please tell me I have my own
To want to load Jinx's progress with Zero Trophies.
No.
Haha!
No, I just want to sign in.
Haha!
No, I have to sign in.
Fuck!
Don't tell me I lost my account, bro.
No.
Take Messi's penis out of your ass.
I'm up, man.
This guy.
Jack, Joe, what's Joe doing?
The big part?
What's Joe doing?
Is he playing Clash?
Oh no, that's me!
That's me! That's me!
Okay, now all I gotta do is sign up with my Super Cell ID.
God, I didn't remember that!
Fuck! I forgot everything!
Hope that I can remember my Super Cell ID now.
What was my Superstar ID?
What was it?
Chad, do y'all know?
How would you know?
Fuck!
How would you guys know?
It was not Jenny123.
What was it?
No
Hey, I've eyes what up?
No, I'm looking at my notepad I don't see it
Oh, yes, yes, Vamo Vamo
You can you can find the email for that I swear I'm just gonna look at the email.
Yo guys my email wasn't jitty one two three bro I'm not that dumb.
How about how do you check it baby?
Wait, I see it. Okay. I see it here. I see it.
Bro, it says it was this.
Okay, hold up. I'm trying to see if there's it. Okay. I have it here. I have it. I have it. I have it. I pulled it up.
I have it, I have it, I pulled it up.
I don't wanna leak check Twitter this,
but I like it's this one.
Yeah, because I remember I'm giving, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ah, I don't have access.
Chances.
Do I have access?
I don't know.
I don't know, man.
Let me see, I'm gonna try to see.
She's like, do I remember the password?
I didn't save any of this. God, I really do have CT I didn't save any of this chat
Oh, no, I found it
Okay, I'm gonna save it now so I never forget it
Hi guys, Bada Bing, Bada Boom, bitch.
There we go.
Don't say I didn't bomb any scores.
Yeah, he didn't, bro. They're just fucking trolling.
The game's not even back yet, bro.
I'm getting attacked by a lightning storm.
Wait, you're playing Clash?
No, I'm getting attacked by a lightning storm.
Let's get it. Okay. Bro, I actually got in.
Bro, Tixie, I don't know if you heard about this. You might have to get a PS5, bro.
Because Black Ops 2 released on PS4 and PS5 and there's no cheaters.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Say that shit again.
Black Ops 2 dropped on PS4 and PS5 and there's no like cheaters. It's a little just a game. Wait, what?
Yeah.
Black Ops 2 was on PS4 and PS5? Yeah.
yeah
okay somebody tried to log into my account on brawl stars in australia
i read that ass bro
i didn't get the code though that's weird they didn't send me the code
should i say i don't have to yeah
yeah i didn't receive it
No, that's it.
Did somebody hack me?
Oh, they're saying boggles.
Boggles, you got it too?
I don't know, bro.
Send email.
Tell me again.
There's somebody out here.
Got it.
Bro, there was an attempted login in Australia on Brawl Stars on my account two days ago.
Was that fucking boggles?
I found my account by the way.
I did it.
Yes.
Okay guys, we'll check it out after the game.
I think the game's back, but we will check it out.
We'll see if that game got better.
Fan tab it is.
All right.
I did it.
I signed in.
Guys, I got my account back.
Okay guys, I did it, I did it.
Nice, they got my clash of gown back.
Thank God.
Alright boys, second half.
Yeah, yeah, we'll check out the clash update and see if they made the game better or not.
What's up
Why is my face red ah, why is my face red?
That was like a tomato for a second as you see that
And I love you Morocco took their time in the locker and they actually all right, man
Let's do this
Let's do this all right second half come on
Second half is underway no changes for either side France trying to
playing it straight out of bounds.
Here's the other question for you, those two.
This is a French team that scored 13 goals
their first four games.
Last game and a half, if you exclude penalty kicks,
26 shots taken, zero goals scored.
Are we concerned?
No.
Not at all, because their last match
you have to consider, they played against a pair of blind
team that sat on top of their goal
and just made life difficult.
This is much more of an open game.
All right, Chad, lock it.
All right.
Can Morocco do it?
That's why those guys in the studio are saying, look out,
because this French team is going to come and reinvigorate it.
Can Morocco do the unthinkable and pull off a crazy comeback?
Can they do it?
Argentina is under investigation by the FBI.
Bro all I know is my goat Messi would never cheat.
I can't speak for anything else happening but my goat Messi would never cheat.
at three o'clock in the afternoon.
It's all I know.
My go-up whenever T.
Well, keep in mind, in Paris right now,
it's just past 11 p.m. It just past 10 p.m.
And you'll hold it late in the middle of the night for them.
That's part of the kids' view.
Mags him right into a center back.
All right.
Bro, I feel like I could play in the World Cup, bro.
If I said better stamina.
Oh!
Mato!
It's Anahi who started it.
It's Anahi who continues it.
Reiki!
He hands it off to the far side, where he and Diaz
was slowed up there by the fly.
Wait!
Dude, Morocco almost scores.
No, Chah, I really do feel like I can play in the World Cup, guys.
I'm good.
In the box.
Oh!
Raheem!
Bro, Raheem is so short and cute.
Raheem Diaz!
Chah, he's so short and cute!
How tall is he? Like, five, six?
Bro looks sort of in the messies.
He's so cute.
He's 15, what?
Brahim Diaz is 15?
Okay, well I didn't mean to call him cute.
But I feel like Brahim Diaz is like 20, 23.
to me to call him Q but I feel like Brahim Diaz is like 20, 23. He's 26 not 15. Why would
you guys lie? Wait, wow? Brahim Diaz is 14, you're gross. Okay, how old is this guy? How
How old is he, Ralph?
He's 26! Are you a psychopath?
What do you mean, he's 14? He's 26, ass wipe!
Not only did he get back, then he was able to put Dewey under pressure and went to go
kid.
So this is kind of like the start of the first half.
We're now in Morocco are active with the dropping block.
Why does face look like that?
Yo bro, what the fucks does that even mean?
Why does face look like that?
wait hold up Morocco's looking yo Morocco's winning the second half right now
they're looking better Morocco is looking better in the second half baby
face looking nasty today
2nd career World Cup quarterfinal.
I believe from Washington it comes over to take a look at him.
They show up looking on and when he hopes his run is final game in charge of this French team.
I'm clocking tea bitch
Yo, I'm gonna say it bro. I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna say it
Morocco is gonna win
I'm gonna say it
Morocco's gonna win 50 minutes in
What do you mean rip it no, I'm saying Morocco's gonna win what?
I'm not delusional. Morocco's gonna win.
Bro, three straight World Cup finals is insane.
for each of these teams they're in the imbappe era since they've lost a game
France had not lost a competitive match they are in the imbappe era bro rarely
been beaten at the World Cup in recent tournaments in Morocco it's pending
still one final court appeal in Switzerland whether or not they are
indeed winners of all right if France wins I get a hundred bucks what buddy
buddy Morocco's gonna win I called it earlier I said one nil remember when
I called it
I said 1,090 second minute goal
Guys I said 1,090 second minute goal
Yeah
Thanks, you are my favorite streamer. Thank you, bro
Legitimately like dude. Thank you like seriously. Thank you, bro. I appreciate the kind words
Show the game I will literally get banned
fake chat
so
I read one compliment every three streams, and it's a fake chat when it happens, sure.
Come on Morocco, just score, please. Please just score.
Morocco, please baby.
If Morocco scores right now this game will be so interesting like that if they score
right now because then France has to come back.
Brother in Foxborough Stadium.
Chai isn't that crazy? And Bobby's playing where Drake made place.
Crazy, bro.
I bet you Drake may sat this game. I bet I bet
No
Good defense Morocco. Oh my god
Morocco's defense is locked out
Lagar
Guys Morocco's gonna win
I'm not even kidding. Have a nice stream, bro. Thank you. Yo, there's a lot of positive message. Yo, what the fuck?
Dude, thank you. Bro, there's a lot of positive messaging today.
Thank you, my boy.
Jeezy, I love your content, man. Bro, thank you. Is this like viewbot? I've never even seen the chat this positive.
Jamesy, I love you man. Wow. True, really loving the streams bro.
Jeff, we should do like a positive session once every week.
Come on Morocco, please just score, please.
Chad, watching a upset would be so fun.
Chad, watching a Morocco upset would be so fun.
Come on, that'd be exciting. Come on! You gotta admit that'd be exciting.
What is that?
They're not a huge crossing team though, but it is a huge missus.
Jamesy, you look nice today.
Thank you, bro.
And then turn right back.
Oh, shit.
What a save from the keeper.
It might have been knackling some, it's bought us for it's sake.
France still haven't found what they're looking for is this one comes in.
It's very comfortable for a great save.
in those moments and you can see it doing it.
Chat, I'm telling you, Morocco might win.
Jinxie, you're my favorite streamer of all time.
Thank you, bro.
Wow, that is very positive.
Thank you, man.
Isolated in those situations.
Thank you, man.
So good at beating his man off the ground.
A lot of positivity in here, guys.
Just want to say I appreciate it.
Gambele on the wing.
Passes back to Ovi, say.
What point does the shot think?
OK, let's get Valkyla in the game.
Let's change it up.
it's not quite that time yet they're still are in control you want to make sure you have enough
we're seeing it keeping this blocking team honest at the back because it was when 2a replaced
Parkour a little bit of a game couple of years ago he won the penalty to win the winning goal
it's gonna fight Imbape! Imbape missed! made the run! Imbape missed! for example nothing you would
guys in bop a miss
bro
all he's off he was off anyways
looking petite baby
okay this is
see bro now there's a sexual message
bro what do you mean looking petite baby
what does that even mean bro
just a blind ball to this another promising chance for France that run
Morocco's defense is good holy shit
Morocco's defense is really good
Hakeemi on him
Dude, I don't know if this game is close chat, this is all we wanted and this is what we're
getting.
Could we see France losing today, not making the World Cup finals and breaking their two
World Cup streak?
We got an interesting game chat, it's an interesting game.
Like France is still out, oh Douay with a great turn, great turn from Douay.
Boppe, he got to be careful, and Boppe clips it up in the back.
Oh, still come all the way through.
Yeah, it looked like there was maybe a little touch on the heels of him.
Boppe, but he ends up staying on his feet to keep this play alive.
I love doing it there, just laying that ball, run across it.
Dude, I'm telling you, Chad, if this comes down to the stutter step, bro,
imagine, imagine this comes down to the stutter step.
You know, changing up the front line of players trying to find spaces to get
Jinx, you look like Maserano. I actually only know that guy from FIFA and I don't look anything like him.
But that guy's bold as fuck.
Handball. Handball on Kunde.
Exactly his point. Exactly.
Yo, BORN! I'M NOT BORN!
Yeah, it's one thing to say I'm bald when I'm bald, but look.
Dude, Morocco, please score. Please, Morocco, I need this.
Please score. I just want to see how crazy I'm saying.
You need a hair transplant, all right, all right, come on Morocco.
Morocco has 0.06 expected goals and France has 2.
Shiasa. Shiasa.
Hey, GenC, you look like an infant.
Nice! Handball! Handball? Handball?
Oh no, oh no.
20.
Oh, I feel like France, uh, Rabiot hit it with his hand.
I think Rabiot hit it with his hand.
Guys, this one might come back.
I think Ravio hit it with his hand.
He hit it with his hand.
I just want to see the replay because it looked like he hit it with his hand.
And as this ball just gets turned over right here,
quick touch through the legs.
And Mbappe doesn't need much space.
Morocco back off was also close whether he was onside or not.
But he just gets the other way.
What a shot.
What a shot from Mbappe.
Oh my god.
Guys, but I think this was rigged.
I don't know.
I think this could be rigged, because that was a handball
that didn't get called.
The quick release is what catches Bono.
It looked like a handball on Radniel.
There's no replay, they're not going to show any replays to Handball.
Wait, they're not going to show a replay.
No replay!
They're not even going to show us a replay.
Guys, it might actually be rigged.
Guys, it might be rigged.
They never showed the replay of Ravio touching the ball with his hand.
The entire Moroccan team was complaining to the wrap that he hit it with his hands.
Guys, no, it might be, it might be rigged.
I think it's rigged. They didn't even show the replay, they just gave them the goal.
He gets the shot off in the far corner, just incredible.
And then Jump just jumps and Boppe.
He hit it with his hand, and they're
not going to show the replay.
That's going to be like illegal.
Guys, I believe it's rigged.
And Boppe's still down.
His ability to generate power and spin
would not really let him a run up.
Is that something you can teach or is that just sort of an innate
God-given skill that he has?
They didn't show the replay.
I think it's rigged.
It's clear something he has worked on so much is finishing from different parts of the field.
Why would you award a goal in the natural replay?
It's for the best.
Why would you award a goal in the natural replay?
It's for the best.
John was late, and Pappé down in pain for a second time again.
These two a decade ago were teammates at the under 19 level playing for France together.
Appliance today for the first time in eight years.
Such a hypocrite, wrong.
The Argentina, Egypt game showed replays of everything
and all the calls were correct in that game.
Every call in that game was completely correctly made
and they showed the replays of everything.
There was no VAR for that.
What do you mean WTF?
They showed the replay 20 times of everything.
They went slow motion in VAR.
Bro, Rabiel hit the ball with his hand.
They the entire Moroccan team complained to the wrap. They showed no replay. They called no VAR and they immediately just moved on
As you can type delusional they showed replays of everything I believe this matches rich
Rabiou touched the ball with his hand. They didn't show a replay
They didn't show VAR they awarded the goal nine Moroccans were complaining to the wrap that he touched the ball this hand
How are you not going to show VAR?
Not even a replay?
I believe this is a rig match.
He touched the ball with his hand.
And they scored two seconds after.
Every player on Morocco complained to the ref, not even a replay, not even a VAR, nothing, just awarded the goal.
Morocco works their ass off to get to the quarter-finals, and you're not even going to show a replay?
So I'm going to disagree with this referee. No replays.
Strongly disagreed. Too big of a stake to not show a replay here.
I was knocked away a little casual there from Alisey, Rahimi, and that's going to tail out.
He was trying to just play it out in space and get into foot race with a palm of the
toe.
So, Jack, as that ball is moving, you can see it's moving.
They're only showing the replay of the shot, but I'm showing the replay of the handball.
chat. You're telling me if this guy hits his ball with his hand in boppy scores two seconds later
you don't think that should at least be va art? Are you guys serious?
Okay well now the game's now the game's over anyways.
Now the game's over.
Now, that was a legit goal.
First goal, a little bit questionable, that was legit, that was legit.
But yeah, just to be clear here, because remember, I'm the most logical human being
you're ever going to meet, right?
So just to be clear here, I'm not saying to take away the goal from France, I'm just
saying if the ball hits somebody in the hand and then nine Moroccan defenders are screaming in the rest face at least play
VAR at least show a replay
At least give it to VAR. That's all I'm saying
again, I'm just
Mr. Logic over here not showing VAR in a World Cup is insane
But it doesn't matter the game's over anyways because then the bell had just scored now. It's over
But now the game is over.
You're so stupid. Nine Egyptian players complained VAR and Yo Bro, the VAR was right in front of our faces. We all watched the game.
We had a slow motion replay of Mo Salah getting tripped in the box and we had a slow motion replay of the Argentinian player getting tripped in the box 20 times.
I haven't seen one replay of the handball.
Because I watched the game.
in complete control here in Fox Girls with a spot in the semifinal Tuesday afternoon.
There was no VAR for potential EJPEN, because if you played football you understand it,
that's just a challenge.
Like, I've explained this a hundred times, it's getting boring, being logical, and correct
all the time.
If somebody touches the ball, anything that happens after that is completely football.
So like, if Julian Alvarez touches the ball, which he did, if Mo Salah trips on his leg
after, that doesn't matter.
That doesn't matter.
Guys, I played this sport for 13 years.
If you touch the ball first, anything that happens after doesn't matter.
If you think Mo Salah should have got a pen yesterday, you are legitimately 10 years old.
Or you've never played football in your life.
If you think that should have been a pen.
You either never played football in your life or you're 10 years old.
If you think that should have been a pattern.
Power your legacy with Powerade.
I want to create a legacy where people can...
The ball was already won when Moe fell.
Literally exactly.
He put his foot down, won the ball, and then Moe fell.
Just classic football.
And then people are like doing slow-mo replays as if that's a bad call.
But then when I'm asking for VAR on a handball, I'm like a schizophrenic guy.
Painting like Patricia, deliver it like this.
My day hards.
This is so relaxing.
That's it. You like that?
Or what should all happen just like Josh?
Very happy to have.
was the disallowed goal not a good call. It was literally the most perfectly
officiated game of football I've ever watched in my life.
There's basically a cult of CR7 fans who just despise Messi so they have like this
sort of group psychosis thing that's going on where like because CR7 lost now they're just
going to say everything's rigged. So in the Egyptian goal that got called back the Egyptian
players stomped on the Argentinian players foot he fell to the floor and then they won the ball
because of that and then scored. So perfect call there and then when Mo Salah
lost the ball he lost the ball then tripped over the player. Perfect call
there. Just back to like literally you could not ask for a better officiated
game. But it's just a psychotic cold of CR7 fans who just physically can't cope
with the fact that CR7's getting capped this much by Messi. That's sort of the
all this. I'm telling you it's all this. It was maybe the best called game I've ever
seen because those were like those are not easy calls to make to call back a goal like
that when you know it was built on the back of a foul stuff to do but it was the perfectly
officiated game. I didn't even see him trip the player. I didn't even see that. It was
probably the best officiated game of the World Cup so far. Like not one bad call. Unless you
don't understand football, have never played football, or you're a delusional CR7 fan who's
13 years old. Want to make sure the game stays the way it does. Like was there missed calls? Yeah,
there was the missed call when the guy slapped him in the face. It affected the game in zero way
shape or form. It was advantage anyways. There's always missed calls, but like the big calls were
all corrects like all of them were correct. It was just textbook officiating from the rest.
So it's not perfect. Yeah, right. It's a human being. There's never going to be,
but I had to break it to you. It's sports. There's never going to be a perfectly officiated game
ever in the history of life. There's never going to be a people aren't robots, bro. You
You realize that, right?
There's gonna be bad calls, there's gonna be missed calls.
In the Argentina, Egypt game,
every major call was correct.
Mo Salah not getting a pen was correct.
If you disagree, you don't understand football.
And that's fine to not understand football,
but Mo Salah shouldn't have got a pen.
The goal that got called back on Egypt was a correct call.
You can't stop on a player's foot and then score right after.
That's not how that works.
You can't stop on somebody's foot, win the ball and then score.
This is football, there are rules.
All of the big calls were correct, I'm sorry, but like I hate to be that guy they were correct
But yeah, there's never gonna be a perfectly officiated game humans aren't robots humans make mistakes
There's never gonna be a perfectly officiated game, but mo not getting a penalty as much as I love mo. That's a correct call
The goal getting called back as much as you hate messy. That's the correct call
You can't stop on somebody to win the ball. That's not how football works
Jesus Christ people are stupid
This game's probably over dude this game's probably over
Just because you hate messy doesn't mean you're allowed to stop on an Argentinian player's foot to win the ball
Yeah, bro, uncorrupt. Yeah, man, uncorrupt. FIFA paid me to say this. Sure. Or I just understand the rules.
They haven't been able to do some open play.
Give me the pump fake.
This is deep to the back post. It's too deep.
Look at him on the other side at least attempting to hold it on the other side.
Or not he could not do so.
This game looks over man.
I mean France outplayed them. They had like 17 shots. Morocco had like two.
So.
The changes, the last side of the team
was brought into the lineup because of the injuries
one of the players off.
He's walking out of sits one way from Messi's all time
where he kept the whole score and record.
And Rahim Diaz.
Raph saw the foul, let them play, Egypt scored,
then he got the boss call to disallow it.
One, five, one, four.
When you're talking about the boss call,
do you mean VAR?
Are you saying VAR is a boss call?
Dude, please just read a book or something, bro.
I don't even know what to say, bro.
Did you just say the boss call is VAR?
The boss call is VAR.
I
It's actually the same well people hate
Messy so much that like he literally gives them like schizophrenia
He's that good. I mean, wow. Guys, you realize Egypt could have just not allowed three goals in 15 minutes, right? And Messi would be helpful.
You guys realize that, right? Messi's so good, he gives people like actual psychosis. That's insane.
Stopping on people's feet is not allowed in football, and if you lose the ball in a challenge, you lose the ball in the challenge.
This is football, the South's always been.
Like, what type of psychosis do you...
If you think that goal shouldn't have been called back, you genuinely just hate Messi.
I don't even know what to say.
You can't step on someone to win the ball.
I mean, do I gotta explain this like I'm five?
Holy fuck!
That's one of the stats I you're just mad. I'm actually pretty low cortisol man messy one
I'm not mad at all. I don't care messy one the game
We've got a man down here. We've got a concern.
This is the last thing that France wants to see.
And Bobby's hurt.
Take your stones, just about to say that.
He's taking the air out of the building here.
And Bobby got hurt?
To concern for sure.
He's walking off.
It's hard to judge by players' reactions in these moments.
And he was holding his right foot, it looked like.
You didn't have plenty of injury issues this season.
Real Madrid is going to get a great ovation now.
this is today. He's walking like that is potentially a signal. Don't worry about me, but we would
see that's something to watch. But no invisible limp, no potentially going to be maybe a moment
to happen with it off the ball. But nonetheless, a difference maker once again, definitely
Yeah, this game's over.
This game's over, this game's over.
Morocco literally needs a miracle, bro.
Chat Morocco literally needs a fucking miracle, bro.
You look like a lesbian candy cane.
You look like an LA fitness person.
right. Tomorrow on Fox quarterfinals continue it's spanging against Belgium in Los Angeles
coverage starts at 2 PM Eastern 11 AM Pacific live on Fox winner of this game winner of
that game. Meet Tuesday in Dallas in the first 70.
All right chat it's probably time to turn this off Francis oh god we're gonna score
again. France is kicking the fuck out of them. Bro, oh my god. Dude, Messi's gonna have to
beat France in the finals. Oh brother. I really wanted France to lose today. I think Messi's
going to have to be France in the finals dude. I'm a messy fan but that game was rigged
for Argentina. Just so FIFA can make money from the more popular teams being in the finals,
They want it to be France versus Argentina.
But Scummy, the problem with that logic is,
why wouldn't they just rig Portugal's games?
Because obviously the most popular teams
would be Portugal and Argentina because of CR7.
Why wouldn't they just rig Portugal's games?
If Messi played Bernardo in the World Cup finals,
that would have had literally like seven billion viewers.
Like the problem with your logic is
it doesn't make any sense.
into the box, cuts it back, took it off with deflection,
almost started to go down, it'll come out for a corner.
Because FIFA loves Messi,
but now you're moving the goal post again.
You just said they're gonna rig it,
so Ronaldo plays, or no, you're saying
they're gonna rig it for popularity,
but if they're rigging it for popularity,
then they should have rigged Portugal's game against Spain.
They should have rigged Portugal's game,
because then it would be Portugal, Argentina.
look bro or what could have happened is maybe messy didn't have a legendary
assist and a legendary goal and then messy would have lost and then all of
you people saying that it's rigged would have been saying messy's ass and then
pessie's washed and messy suck stick but you guys are gonna completely
disregard his two incredible goals that he created and say it's all rigged
because you have so much hatred for him you can't respect how good he is at the
sport. Like let's just call it what it is. If Messi didn't score and assist you guys would have
all said Messi sucks and oh none of it's rigged. Oh it's not rigged man. Messi sucks but because
he scored and assisted and then brought his team to equalize now he's just you know some piece of
shit and it's all rigged. Fucking delusional psychopaths bro literally it's like this is
so so insane. Like guys, y'all realize man if Messi doesn't whip in that cross to Romero,
you know there is there is no there is no game bro. Messi just loses. But guess what? Messi's
the greatest bro. So he did whip it into Romero and they did score. And then right after that,
Messi scored because Messi's the greatest bro. But if Messi didn't score there would have been not
one human being on Twitter saying rigged. They would have just said, ha Argentina sucks. Messi's
He's trash. Pessie. Washed. Pessie. Pessie. Pessie. But because he won, now it's the
refs. The refs. Oh my god. The refs. Like bro, he just scored, bro. He scored an assistant.
He's the goat, man. Instead of crying, bro, maybe just say this guy's the goat, man.
Alright, well, let's play some games, y'all. Chat, let's play some games. France going
to the semi-finals either gonna play Spain or Belgium probably gonna be Spain
bro and it looks like the World Cup finals is shaping up to be Argentina
versus France. Cinema!
Do-no-no-no-no-no. Now chat let's see if claps got better bro. Wait chat when did
What's this update come out?
Today?
Check what's this update come out today?
Today?
I'ma go pee.
I'ma go pee, pee, pee.
today i'ma go pee
i'ma go pee pee pee
marocco scored another dead man enough
Thanks for watching!
I'm not sure what that is.
I don't know.
I don't know what that is.
I was muddied. I was muddied this whole time. I was muddied. Bro, this is, okay, I need,
I did this headset is my God, this headset is pissing me off.
All right, ladies and gentlemen,
I never thought I would see this day,
but the chat told me Clash did some good updates.
What is this?
Collection level, haven't played Clash in,
I believe three months.
Five star lucky box, what?
Every card upgrades increases your collection level by one.
Unlocking evolution.
Wait, chat, y'all said there's a new card, right?
There's a new card?
When did we cut the tape, hold it up.
New card!
Is it in the game?
Let's do this.
The season is all about a new member of the arena.
Vernon, a legendary 5-weeks-term melee troop,
and this guy's got a trick up his sleeve that could change and freeze them.
Every two seconds, he's ready to counterattack.
The next melee hit the land on him, he reflects it, full damage, and more back.
Plus, a quick stun.
What?
You can unlock Vernon for free when the season starts
by completing the objectives in his unlock event.
A free card?
Not bad, kid!
Okay, first question.
What happens when you display Ronin directly in front of a Mega Knight?
Instant payback.
And with a pecker?
Regret.
Oh, nice.
What's the best counter for Ronin?
Galsons, Goblins, Spirits, anything cheap for you.
Ronin will be the star of the album event.
Four weeks, nine scenes, an album that tells the tale of Ronin's tragic road to the arena.
What? Chat, is he good?
I know more about Ronin.
At the end of this episode, you'll get to see part one of the full Ronin manga,
so make sure to stick around.
Oh, and, Rynan will also be in Chaos mode.
Which brings us to...
Hell, ad! This is not an ad!
Like, oh my, I'm about to fucking lose it, bro.
This is not an ad!
Uh, oh, it's just bad, everyone!
Who does that?!
This is not an ad! That'd be illegal, bro.
That'd be literally illegal to do an undisclosed ad.
I'm watching a new card on a game that I've played for 12 years.
Like, oh my god!
New cards and new modifiers, with some of the previous ones rotating out.
Let's introduce you to a few new arrivals and rewards.
That would literally be illegal!
Rockets! Lots of them!
Bandit, Super Dash, cost a million Tyre Arena in one move.
Skeletons are about a bunch of them.
Mega Knight, he doesn't just jump.
He launches troops clean out of the arena, gone!
Oh no! They brought back Chaos?
Power Attack enrages allies for five seconds.
Fifteen new cards will be introduced this season, each with its own set of modifiers.
And fifteen cards will also rotate out, but the ones from season one will be pretty much the same with some modifier changes.
Morocco scored! Look!
Yo bro, set the fuck up!
SHUT UP!
Every week we will rotate the cart pool until the end of the season, with some coming in and others staying.
There will also be another secret batch.
But, how do you get it?
Well, first, you have to...
A game of chaos.
Certan versus Morty. Let's go!
Okay, so chat it like what do y'all think bro is the updates actually good
Where do they announce they're never doing another level again, where do they announce that?
Where do they announce that I don't see that
chaos is peak chaos phase one I don't even have a ranked unlocked anymore I have to get
14,000 trophies for ranked Jesus the games two to one yo what guys why are you typing
us bro guys the game's not two to one what are you saying the game's over guys let it go
or number cookie i don't do it i don't say i have to get 14 000 trophies
okay so this is chaos yo what up clan
Anyone still alive here?
Anyone still play Clash?
Yes, you see how y'all are doing?
Oh, it is a new season.
Top 200, 1700.
Chaos is peak.
Dude, I want to play a game of chaos.
Bro, but I don't see where they added it or they said they're never doing another level
up again.
Okay, so wait, do I pick my deck or do I just go in?
You build your deck?
Yo, give me a good chaos deck.
Clash Royale's Twitter.
Clash!
What are they tweeting? What are they tweeting?
I'm not seeing this shit, man.
Oh, okay, here we go.
The king has spoken a commitment from us to you, no level 17, no new levels ever.
We'll keep evolving class just by not adding new levels.
Wow!
No more levels!
Could it really be true?
The King has given everything he had up his... back pocket.
Congratulations to the millions of lucky players earning epic rewards this week.
From 5-star Lucky Chess to millions of gems, gold, passes, everything.
So here it is, the King's last promise.
We've heard you loud and clear.
A commitment from us to you that there will be no level 17.
Well, I guess we can give the king of us. Yeah this time
Dude chat I don't know why they didn't just stop it at 15
Let's see what the replies are ten minutes brown, let's see what the replies are
Wouldn't have hurt to give some consolation prize to players who didn't win shit
So we got 25, 50, 75, 100, 125 gems then for nothing.
Fuck you.
So you gave 10 times chances after hours of the reset,
so some people didn't get 10x chances,
and then today there is nothing.
I have to be honest, for me personally, the worst event ever.
I probably got a combined total of 200 games,
And,
yo.
Oh, I don't have all these cards.
Guys, I need Ronin to use this.
Guys, send me a deck without Ronin.
But I'm down to try it.
I'm down to try to do mode.
I don't know if I can fucking get to 14K.
That sounds like a grind.
Oh my God, it's a grind.
Send me a deck without Ronan. Ooh, the bandana's new card are
About to try it
Dude have not played it like four months three months
Fireball scorched earth leaves ground burning graveyard undead again more Skelly's
You know, you know, I'm a graveyard one trick
When I'm confused, though. Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
That might have been a bad fireball.
Okay, why is this knight moving?
I am not tweaking or is this in slow motion?
I think I'm lagging.
Why is this knight moving so slow?
Mega Knight!
Well, okay, so what does my graveyard do exactly?
I'm gonna let the mega knight tank for this thing. Oh, no, that's the new card
Okay, the big red spawns more scallies
I'm not gonna lie. I think I lost bandit long distance runner
200% dash distance
Bro, let's do that or the musketeer can get a spread shot, which is kind of like Shelley from Brawl Stars
Uh, how the fuck am I supposed to defend the mega knight?
Super bandit, go!
Oh, brother.
Mega knight!
How did my bandit die?
That's bullshit!
Okay, I didn't go goblin-vurl with this because the me-
Dude, I'm not gonna lie, I think my deck is chopped.
deck is chopped. I'm not even gonna hold you. I think my deck is chopped.
For everything's in slow motion though, dude.
Okay. Goblin barrel, two X goblin barrels, zap, chain zap,
chain zap, chain zap. Guys, did I lose? Hold up, hold up. Let's see
what the 200% banded dashed distance actually looks like.
Let's see what
What okay, that's actually crazy. No, no, no, that's actually crazy
Bro, she can just walk on the tower
Oh, I don't know what you do though
France one it's all good chat Argentine is gonna beat them in the finals all good. I
Have my chains up should I use it?
Let's use it now. What is this gonna do? Oh, not bad. Oh wait, that's it though
Wait, where did he come from? Yeah
But I'm not good at this mode. I don't have CTE. Oh wait three goblin brawlers
Okay, that's just sounds broken
Well I think that's what he did to me. That's not even fair! Bro! That is not fair! What?
Wait oh my god, I'm coming back. Change that. Guys I'm coming back! Oh my god! Please, please!
Diddy, diddy, go! Go diddy! Nine. Bro, I'm not good at chaos. I'm not good at it.
I have to be good. I have to defend more after over defend more
Bro, but yeah, let's get up Willie bro to be fair
This guy Willie only beat me because I didn't know he was gonna do the ditty cage
Wait, you can just click you can literally just claim the new card if you
Wait, that's actually sick good shit guys proud of them
Okay chat lock in I will not lose another chaos game for the rest of my life
Musketeer spread shot why not let's do musketeer spread shot. It's literally gonna be shelly
Okay guys, this is Shelly from Brawl Stars basically
Literally shelly
Ah, chat. Talk about fireball value, what the freak? Nice! Okay, already did 2,000 damage,
not bad kid. Okay, this is a meganite. Chat, look look look, value value value value value
value. Wait, bad musky. Terrible musky. Wait, why is my meganite level 10? I don't
10.
Mega Knight, 100% jump attack damage or goblin barrel impact
damage.
Jump attack sounds more broken, no?
Yeah, what sounds better, jump attack?
Oh, shit.
Fireball.
SWOOT! NICE!
Muskie did it!
Dude, I don't know about the stack.
The stack feels CHOPPED!
I feel like I have no defense in here, baby!
Okay, all good, kittens,
cuz guess what?
MEGA NIGHT!
Yup. Why is my...
Why is my Mecha Knight
my mecha knight going down in levels? What is that? Guys, why is it going down? It's
a Tesla tower ability. There's a Tesla tower ability that could wait. Did you just see
Okay, this bandit is sa-
Okay, this bandit's broken!
What?
MAGONITE!
Hello? Hello?
Dude, he's leveling me down.
Yo, that Tesla's kinda busted!
Oh my god, okay.
Mega Punch.
Evo, Mega Knight, uppercut, Yeats, Troops.
Okay, we have to do that.
We literally have to do that.
Oh, but the graveyard had random skeleton troops.
Okay, is he gonna punch it up? Punch it up.
Baaaaaalllright.
I'm going to 3 crown this idiot.
Graveyard, graveyard, graveyard!
3 crown!
3 crown, bitch!
Wait, it's literally knocking it into the sky.
Wait, it knocks out of the arena?
Dude, I think it just knocked it out of the arena.
controlling. Bro! This has to be a new chest shortly. Oh my god! Wait, what? Fisherman?
I haven't got a five star ever.
I actually just got a five star off the rip,
off the rip skis.
Bro, I feel like this deck has no D, twin.
Bro, so you're telling me I actually have to get 14K trophies?
Dude, I have to get 14K trophies?
Bro, send me a good deck, guys.
Send me a good deck.
Guys, send me a good deck, baby.
Bro, do I get plus 150?
This guy's dead, my dad.
Dude, do I get plus 150?
Add!
This is not an add!
Jesus Christ!
Nymus my snowball.
Jesus.
Okay, lock in.
Bro, if I get plus 150, I could get 14k by the end of the day.
But I want to see how much I actually get.
I want to see how much I actually get.
Okay, I have no respect for my opponent if he's not 11k, so this should just instantly be a 3 crown.
Aaaaaaahhhhhh.
Is that a dark print?
Okay, this looks like a shit load of loader value.
Who's calling John pork?
Nobody called, what do you mean John pork calling?
Bowling!
Okay, listen bro, if I get my giant in front of my boulder, my boulder can get more value.
Bowling!
Hit the firecracker, hit the firecracker.
Hit it. Oh, I'll take it. Not bad
Bro, I think I'm spending too much elixir. I might be dead on the counter here. Me. Oh
Yeah, I might be dead on the counter here. Me. Ho
Shit
Wait, that character's broken. That character's actually fucking broken. Guys, he just one
shot my mini-Tekka. He just one shot my mini-Tekka. That character's actually fucking broken.
What?
Bowling!
Nice!
Gigante!
Minioness!
Oh my god, is that pig gonna hit my...
That's a three crown.
I'm just too good at this deck, bro.
But this is the deck I got top 70 with, bro.
I'm just too good at this deck, dude.
And I'm not gonna lie, this deck's a little bit broken.
I'm not gonna lie, this deck's a little bit broken.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Okay, the five-star lucky box was clearly just pure luck there.
Look dude, all I'm gonna say is this bro. Uh, no chat. It's not an ad. I'm just checking on class, bro
Shut the fuck up. Please God. It's annoying as fuck
If I didn't add for class without disclosing it, I would literally be breaking the law
This is not an ad class has literally never ever ever paid me to play their game ever bro
Shut the fuck up. I played this game when I was 12. You guys are unbearable
Jesus Christ
I'm about to get on um, I don't know I might get on which of my calllets bro. I might get on league
I don't know. I might get on league or GTARP or or clash. Run up on those three chat. Lead GTARP or clash.
Run up hole. Oh, 4-9-2. Throw 4-9 in there. R6 too. Throw R6 in there. Then you guys can shut the fuck up
and stop complaining
God, bro the way like
All right RP clash R6
League or fortnight run up hole
J sauce favorite it's your one
Mecca guys mecca's good, but the thing is you have to like get people for mecca. You can't just like randomly boot up mecca
Alright, I'm going to run the poll, so we're going to do a five minute poll so nobody's
going to complain though, alright?
I'm going to give you guys five options.
I could push for 14K on Clash.
I could do GTRP, we did yesterday.
I could do R6 solo queue.
I could do Fortnite and I could do League, Gold Push.
Vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.
Vote, vote, vote.
Okay Chad, it looks like GTRP is the winner for today.
It looks like GTRP is the winner.
Chad, let's boot it up.
High-fives boot it up.
King to get it back booted up
go push and leave your ass bro
I'm gonna get I'm gonna get golden league I don't know when but I'm gonna get it
I do I swear I carry
every game on me dude I carry every game on me
check check my off GG bro I literally I literally backpack bro
GTA roleplay day two.
Chat if you're into roleplay type of one.
GTA RP day two bay P.
GTA RP Day 2 Bay P, which I think we're going to rip some fan mail tomorrow too, Ken.
I love LARP.
Bro, GTA RP is literally live action role play.
It's literally live action role play.
Oh, it's what it is.
Why are you always trying to deepen your voice eternal night?
I've literally never done that.
Me and you have the best role plays in bed.
Yo, hi, Brian. What up, bro?
Hey, James, how's it going, bro?
What do you mean steam is down, bro?
It goes down every Thursday for maintenance.
Chad, it goes down every Thursday for maintenance?
I'm looking, I'm looking.
It's not.
It's probably back. Yeah, it's a problem.
He's not reading one guys. I actually pissed him off.
How long does it get? Um, what's your Macaldean?
It's every Thursday for like 20 minutes.
For realsies?
Yeah.
I'm a train back to Boston.
Hey, we're now in it.
It's working out.
Dude, chat, there's so many people streaming RP, bro.
Oh my god.
Bro, I wonder what GTRP is going to be like in GTA 6, dude.
It's going to be insane, dude.
I still have to play GTA story mode, bro.
I'm just lazy, lazy, lazy, sawhore.
I still have to play GTA story mode, bro.
Stream some pH mods, man, that guy.
Bro, chat, I'm going to do story mode.
I just don't know when.
But I can't do any marathons in the next week because I'm gonna be traveling them, bro.
Hi guys, you ready to go to the game or what, dude?
Yes, yes. Catch my flight tomorrow.
Hi guys, what a seat did you book, bro?
As I told you, bro, as your boss, bro, I'm covering your flight, dude.
What seat did I, yeah, so it's actually A3 and A4.
You booked two seats? No. Who are you feeling like Jeff Bezos, bro?
A3 there, A4 back. So, that's first class, yeah.
W Boss, by the way. That's...
Wait, how about you book first class, bro? Hell yeah.
All good, bro. All good. How much was it?
Oh, we're talking, are we talking?
How much would it be in USD?
$1,870.
No, it wasn't a private chat.
You know, I could pay for that.
I could pay for that.
So chat in this poll here clash be our six fortnight and long
Interesting Jack
Okay, you ready have us. Yeah, I also
You know
I actually put a sweet and the sea is actually right next to you bruh
So, uh, you know hi guys, what are you talking about bro? I got that sweet for you bro
Yeah, exactly and you found out the reservation so I take the seats. I made sure I was next to you
Yo, Buster you're not sitting next to me ever
Bravice in no, you know what bro actually dude
You could sit next to me, bro. Have a couple of beers. Have a good time if you start that troll shit in real life
I'm gonna suck you bro
Well, I'm telling you, I'm showing up with a team USA Jersey because well, they're out,
but Hi guys is going to mug you.
I'm not going to be in a mugged edit.
Hi guys, you're going to show up to a team.
You're going to show up to an England Norway game in a team USA Jersey.
Yes, because I'm from America and I'm not a bitch like you.
I don't support any of the team except for the United States of America.
So I have a show up.
I'm going to show up and I'm going to root for the U.S.
If you touch high-vives, I'll kill you.
Someone type.
Okay.
Listen, bro.
High-vives.
First off, I don't support any other teams besides USA.
I support messy.
Let's get that straight.
All right, Buster.
Oh my God.
Zip it up, buddy.
When you're done, zip it up.
Make sure he's looking to go.
What do you mean zip it up, bro?
I mean, what the fuck does that mean?
I'm working on it right now.
You don't have those D1 and D2 in the chat.
So D1 is you sucking on it and then D2 is you bouncing on it.
You're inventing D3 right now, bro.
You're doing all three.
Chat, it's time for some Grand Theft Auto roleplay.
Lock it in, kittens.
High-fives, love you to death, kids.
Day two, day two.
Chat, lock in.
I'm gonna go get a bottle of water.
Chat, I'm gonna get a bottle of water.
Day two, lock in, kid.
today is day 555 of streaming is that not insane day 555 in a row all right lock
in. So where should I spawn? Vinewood Hills? Vinewood Hills, Emissary, Sandy Shores. Sandy Shores.
Bro, a beach?
Sandy Shores sounds kind of nice.
Whoa, I'm still critically injured?
Which, in this scenario, should I call EMS?
How am I critically injured?
Give up.
Respond.
Guys, holding X doesn't work.
It's because you logged off dead?
Oh, you can't do that?
Wait, what?
Hold up, ma'am.
Well, what the fuck do I do now?
Wait here for five minutes?
What the fuck do I do now?
X, X, X doesn't work!
What do you mean X, motherfuckers, X doesn't work!
Oh, X to respawn.
Oh, okay!
Let me tell you a thing about that!
You're a genius, bro!
I never even thought about clicking X to read fire!
Oh my god!
You're the smartest man I've ever met in my freaking life!
Dude, why did I just click X, dude?
Oh my god!
Let's just click X!
What a smart guy!
Oh my god!
Month band, everyone.
What does Jay do?
It's not hard it says click X to respawn.
I will burn this son of a fucking floor
If one more stupid cop sucker says to click X, do I make myself clear?
EMS has been called, try to hold on.
Just hold on, we're going home.
It's hard to do these things alone.
Just things alone, just hold on.
Yo, what does X do?
Nothing.
Clicking it does nothing.
Holding it does nothing.
This is the 11th time I've explained this in 47 seconds.
Clicking it does nothing.
Holding it does nothing.
Yo, Hi guys.
What's up?
Yo, bro.
I feel like unconscious.
Did you click X?
I don't know, Tristan.
Yo, hey, yo, I don't know.
I don't have eyes.
Again, this shit's not a joke.
I've clicked X 26 times in two minutes.
It doesn't work.
Clicking it doesn't work.
Holding it doesn't work.
Spam tapping it doesn't work.
I've even tried finger blasting the X key bind.
Nothing works.
Well, I mean, we could talk for a minute, 30 before you can.
Wait, wait, wait!
How about this?
You must...
Pshh!
Maximum immersion.
Oh!
Help me!
Somebody help!
What?
Somebody help!
Hey, sir.
What happened to you?
What?
I'm sorry.
What happened to you?
I got hit by a train.
By a train.
Channel of the Arthur Morgan.
Yeah, hit by a train.
Don't remember much before.
Okay. What's hurting on you?
I got TB.
You get what?
I lived a bad life, sister.
Sister?
Oh, I think she's talking to you.
I got TB.
TB, really?
I got tuberculosis.
Doctors says it won't get no better.
Oh, are you in medication for that?
No, I'd like some.
I mean, you have to talk to a doctor about that, but where are you hurt in this minute?
Right above.
I'm not trying to be weird, but right above the tip of my wiener
What?
Right you you got hit by a train. No, no, no, yes
You can hit by a train and the only place you can say that you have pain at the moment
It's your pee we it's right. No, it's right above the tip of my penis, sir
I don't know what that area is called. That's called your penis. No, you mean your stomach? Yes
So basically my lower stomach underneath my belly button and above my wiener is in your pants
So where the tan line is huh from the beating short like that's your pelvic area. I'd say around my pelvic region. Yes
Okay
Okay, are you able to wiggle your toes for me? Can you feel them?
No, no, I can't I can't wiggle them
All right
This is so nice. I'm gonna put a neck brace on you. Just be sure. Okay
There we go, do you have problem breathing?
Little bit. I guess tuberculosis. I got TB. Yeah
You'll get you an oxygen mask on you. Okay, that'll help. Thanks, sister.
Yeah, no problem. All right, here we go. Mask us on. Take some deep breaths, all right?
Do you have pain anywhere else except that area?
Uh, throat, throat pain from TB.
Yeah.
That's just a chronic that you normally have to deal with.
Yeah, it's my throat, lungs, and right above my weir.
Gotcha. All right, well we'll take care of uh,
as much as we can get you stable and we'll have to transport you to the hospital.
What's your first name?
First name is Arthur.
Arthur.
Alright, Arthur. We're gonna put this backboard next to you. We're gonna slide you on to it, alright?
Alright, yes, sir. Thank you.
Yeah, you're welcome.
Alright, here we go.
Which I can't do that.
Move you a little bit here.
I can't do fake names.
Put the backboard under you.
Fuck!
You're a good man.
Thank you.
38 to dispatch.
Bro, this is so immersive.
Oh my god, this is immersive.
We're gonna go in down there, right?
Alright, thank you.
My lungs.
Oh, my neck.
Oh, my wiener.
Do it.
Oh, it moved down to my testicles now, aww.
I'd like to remove myself from the treatment with this one.
Did she say she doesn't want to treat me?
Did she?
Did she say she doesn't want to treat me?
I said we'll be there very soon, that'd be as Dr. said to take care of you.
It might make me feel better if we could play some music, if possible.
Tasting music.
You think that will help?
No, I never mind.
No, it's not going to make TB any better.
You think that will help?
Nah, never mind us.
Nah, it's not gonna make TV any better.
Or maybe.
Well, just try to breathe in normally, okay?
She thinks you're a creep!
You have to take a little bit and make sure you make sure you're...
Oh, I wasn't even...
You're gonna get a TV.
I'm not gonna be able to get you something to help.
Child, I was just trying to say I have a dead injury.
I wasn't trying to be a creep.
I was just trying to say I'm injured.
All right.
Chow's gotta be funny. I was trying to be a creep.
You hear that?
Yes.
Oh, that sounds amazing.
Is it louder or not?
It's a perfect volume. Thank you.
So how long y'all letting me sit here for?
It's my first week out here.
Couple months.
What about you, brother?
I used to live here, and then I moved away and came back, you know.
Didn't live quite a while.
I got tuberculosis.
It almost sounds like you're laughing when you're saying it. I don't know why, but I know it's not for you.
Oh, I got TV.
Probably should wear a mask while you're out and about with that.
Okay, I will.
I didn't know that there, because you know, TV is actually making you zoom back.
You gotta be extra careful not to spread it.
Yeah.
I got it.
I'm making a man over a couple of bucks.
I've been living a bad life, sister.
You sound like you've been through it, sir.
Yeah, trying to get out on the other side.
No, we got you.
But you know what, sir?
That makes you unkillable, right?
What doesn't kill you makes you strong.
All right, moving out the back, Rick.
And he was down at train station. He said a train has hit him
He also is a chronic of TV to barculosis
We started him on oxygen for that and he says this his pain is in his
Pelvis reason near his penis and balls
Okay, so we need to amputate then
Okay. Okay. Wait, sir. You said if you take my balls. Yeah, sir, you, uh, these gentlemen
will take good care of you. Sir, don't cut my balls off. It's all like that. So, so,
so this is kind of amazing. He got hit by a train of all the places. He said, it sounds
like it said his penis, but then he said above it. So, you know, under his bone. So it can
roughly around the stomach area and groin area. Sir, please don't cut my nuts off. It's all I got left.
Okay, well, what we're going to do is we're going to look at for any injuries here.
If you may have just been bumped by the train or anything like that, we can also take you up to
X-ray and get some X-rays done just in case there's any like.
I didn't get bomb. It was a full on collision.
Full on collision? Okay.
Alright, then what we're going to do.
Is this guy actually severing my nuts?
We're going to get you up to X-ray.
So we can X-ray your hip region.
So we don't have any broken hips or anything like that or any lower back issues, okay?
Thank you. I do got some hip issues, but I think it's because of my love life.
Hmm.
Okay. I'm going to hear what Ivy LR started. Did you give anything out of the field, Drake?
Anti-brutal cream, saline, O2 mask.
Okay.
I will Nick Rice and Nick C. Conner.
Nick Rice? Okay.
I can't wiggle his toes.
Okay.
No problem.
Yeah, I still can't wiggle him. I still can't.
Hi, Josie.
Can you assist me with this gentleman here? I'm going to bring up X-ray.
He's having some pelvis issues.
He got hit by a train.
What's your name?
What's your name, sir?
Arthur.
Arthur?
His name is Arthur.
And I've got TV.
What we're going to do is we're going to...
Apparently he's got tuberculosis.
Granny, hold my hand, Granny!
Okay, what we're going to...
Okay, I'm holding it.
That's what he says.
Does Granny ever get off?
She's still on?
We're gonna get you on a power. Look who it is. We're gonna we're gonna get you to
Be
All right
Okay, so if you want to look at your toes and
See if Nancy can help you up
Back in the place. All right. Thank you, sir. You're a good man
All right, we're gonna take them
And Gemma is the best method.
Granny, you're remember me Granny.
Put that in.
You did a wrap in front of me,
a little constant the other night.
You able to get Nancy to get you up the bench here, sir?
Oh yeah, yes sir.
How do I get up?
Oh, I didn't mean to grab a knife,
I didn't mean to grab a knife.
Oh gosh.
So if you look at it,
I'm just going to let them push themselves off a little bit so we can put you on the backboard and get you upstairs.
There you go. Okay.
Alright. Here we go.
We'll just help you out. We're going to take a trip up the elevator.
Thank you. I'd be broken. I was actually on my period, so I'm going to help.
Can you believe it? I got my period on women's month. Oh my god
Oh the fuck am I hearing? You could get periods in this game
Thank you appreciate it
Think I'm gonna be okay, sir
No, go do what you need to do, uh, Josie will be able to help me here.
Am I money?
Okay, we're gonna get you into the X-ray, I'm gonna take a couple of X-rays of your
legs as well as your lower back area, okay?
I think I'm gonna make it out of this one on the other side, sir.
You should, you should be fine.
Alright.
I got any medication.
Let me get Nancy to help you on this bed here.
God, I have all this.
This is so realistic, Chad.
Alright, Nancy, can you help him out?
Chad, this is so realistic.
And sir, you can just climb on up up there if you feel like you want to.
Just feel free to climb on up there.
There you go.
Okay, okay, I'm just gonna put this left blanket over your chest area
Go I see it see the light
Don't we're not going into the light yet, okay, we're not going into the light
Well, we're gonna make sure you got plenty of time here sweetheart
We got a lot of life to live and you are gonna sit here. Don't move. Okay, just stay perfectly
Yes, ma'am.
And we're gonna get an x-ray.
Yes, ma'am.
Hiya.
God, they're realizing that my name's not Arthur.
Chad, Chad, they're realizing my name's not, should I say my name's Nick?
He's a strong one.
Okay, if you want me to, I can take care of this from here.
Okay.
Bro, they're saying, okay, say you had memory loss.
Dude, they're seeing that, but train didn't even break my bones.
Memory loss, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good comes, good comes.
I'll just, uh, what came back?
Um, we're going to take a look and we're going to examine it, sweetheart.
Go ahead and feel free to stand back up.
And what I'm going to do is, if you're, are you able to walk at all, hon?
Uh, a little bit, yeah, I might need a cane.
Okay, all right, right I can definitely get you a walking stick
Okay
Point at me here behind me
Like see this walking stick I got right here. Oh
Yep, thank you. Thank you. How do I pick this up? Which muscle?
Um, what what you're gonna do is you're gonna think about
Taking a movement that involves a walk that you're just gonna think walking stick
I'll hand it to you.
You okay?
You all right?
I'm fine. I'm fine sweetheart. I'm fine.
Oh, I found one. There it is. Okay. Follow me this way, hon. We're gonna go across the
hall over here and so I can just do a little bit more of an examination and see precisely
Like, what kind of a medical mystery you are?
What's mysterious about it?
Well, I heard you got hit by a train.
Like, are we talking like a kiddie train,
or are we talking like a full-on train?
One of them bullet trains, it looked like.
All right, sweetie.
Okay, can you explain to me what happened to you?
Got hit by a train, I think I had a little bit of memory loss.
Don't remember much after it.
And I got picked up by two fine young people in this ambulance.
And now I'm here and I don't remember.
Okay.
But you do remember getting hit by a train.
This is correct.
Yeah.
Well, I just sort of inferred it because I was okay.
Spralled out on a railroad track.
So that's my best guess.
All right.
Right.
But you don't feel like, I mean, I don't, I've never been hit by a train.
so I can't even begin to understand exactly how that feels.
You were on the railroad tracks.
On them.
Yes, I was about,
if you want me to be precise,
about two to three feet to the left of the railroad tracks.
Okay.
Okay, so not precisely on them,
you might've been pushed off to the side.
That's for a happy ending, my!
Where was this located, sweetheart?
Are you familiar with location
and where this might've been?
I believe this was around the Sandy Shores Beach
by that train. Okay. Okay. All right. You've been up. We were up in Sandy when this happened.
Okay. No, I've got some questions because I'm a little bit worried and stuff because
I'm I'm I'm looking at your your your imagery. I'm gonna put the imagery like up here on
this. Okay. Put it up here on this and what what I'm saying here is well you look like
perfectly fine sweetheart like you look fabulous actually like it's not even as if like you
were hit by a like a a a train or anything because you look like in pretty
good health honestly I think it's um maybe something like Jason born born
identity because I don't really remember much okay okay so now that means I got
some questions to ask you hun do you remember your name I believe my name is
Arthur, but some folks are telling me it isn't wait who was telling you that wasn't your name
I was talking to some folks before the train hit me wait, okay, okay, so now you have some memory
So you have some memory that you remember before a train hit you that you were talking to people
We just and they referred to you using a specific name
Yes, I believe it's the voices in my head sister. Um, I don't think we're related. You
don't look like any of my brothers unless my mom or dad. Oh, it's just a term of swear.
It's a term of endearment down south where I where I hail from. Oh, like south side south.
No, I flew in here from Kentucky.
Oh, oh, oh, that kind of stuff.
Okay, all right.
Okay, okay.
So, so, now, now, no, I'm Josie.
I'm Josie, Dr. Josie.
Okay, sweetheart.
So, I'm sorry, go back to the people that you were talking with before the train hit
you.
It's the voices in my head, sister.
They're told me my name's not Arthur.
Okay.
So what were they referring to you as?
Nick Nick.
And do you want your name to be Arthur?
I would prefer that.
You could probably talk to a lawyer across the street
over at the courthouse.
OK, definitely could talk that they
might be able to help you change that name.
But despite that Nick, Arthur, whatever you want to be called.
OK, so do you know where you're at right now?
Believe I'm in a hospital.
You are in a hospital. Okay, another question for you. What would you do if you were attacked by an angry goose?
Uh, probably kick him in his beak.
Kick him in the beak. Okay, you're one of my fighters. Okay, all right. Um, I got one more question for you. I guess we don't know whether or not you're good with math or not. Focus on me hard.
How many fingers am I holding up? I know sometimes this math problem is difficult for people.
Looks like four. Hey, you're good. You're good. Okay. Okay. So some of the cognitive abilities seem to be okay. However, you're a little bit fuzzy on
Whether or not the name is maker Arthur or whatnot. Do you happen to have a phone on you?
Yes, I do
That might give you some information if you're able to unlock it
He said it says here my contact name is L. Hefe
I believe it's a Spanish term for the boss. The boss. Okay. All right. So maybe you're
a boss of some place. You could. Are you like the boss of like a business? Possibly?
I believe so. I don't really know. Like I said, a lot of memory loss. I don't remember
much. Okay, what? Okay, besides the. Okay, I'm at rate of freak out on all these people
yelling through my walls here. Um, okay, so, so, okay, but you, you kind of Arthur versus
Nick. Is there anything else you remember whatsoever besides.
Oh, on the side of a train. I remember I hung out with my friends. We had a little bit of
of fun and then I lost over a little bit of a falling out and I think they're the ones
who threw me in front of the train, but I really don't know.
Okay, you know, but you don't know you have this inkling of pass. Okay, so my suggestion
would be don't call the friends. At least make sure you're not by any train tracks when
that happens. Y'all got medical marijuana here.
Um. Not at this time, sweetie. Not at this time.
OK, no worries. No worries. All right.
Uh huh.
OK, OK, well, as far as I can tell, sweetheart, you seem to be pretty good.
Use that walking stick, though, if you feel like you got a little bit of a hitch to your step.
Uh, you're good. I got you.
OK, we'll do. We'll do. Thank you.
okay yeah good luck out there okay Arthur I again I wouldn't call the
friends I'd be weary about that sort of thing yes ma'am I won't do it okay all
right use your walking stick well out there Arthur you have a good life
sister
I've got more money than him that motherfucker good but goes to target and
three of shops. Hey doc. This man might need a little help. Hi I'm doing great but you're
not looking so good on this bed here sweetheart. Yeah I might have tripped on this this. She
She lied, they got medical marijuana right here.
Okay, let's head out.
Let's head out, bro.
Ooh, I can steal a car.
Howdy, y'all.
Y'all looking for a friend?
No, I picked up my friend.
Was that guy a Scouser?
Did you have a normal voice?
Was that guy a Scouser?
That guy sounded like a Scouser.
I need the block pic, right?
She's dead as hell. Who threw her off the balcony?
I need a car that's already driving so I can just steal it.
God, there's no cars out today, huh?
Oh, right here! Whoa!
Sir, I'm in pain! I need help!
Psych!
Wha-
Check, can I get into a car like that or no?
Bro, Jack, can I steal one of those or no?
You need a gun?
Wait, so in RP, you can't get in any cars?
I actually can't just rob the car
I don't just want to like keep calling the same people though kind of want to meet new people
Wait a second I can't just like I can't just like you need a lock pick how do you get a
lockpick
hello hello hello
is it okay if the fella hits the rat
how do I get in the back here?
couldn't possibly tell ya. Let's have a look.
Have a hop in there.
Alright.
Looks like a little bit of a tight squeeze for an old man talking to you.
We don't need to get a pop out of it.
Alright.
No worries. This is awkward now. You guys can head out.
I'm so sorry that I can't talk to you, so...
Wait, do you want a lockpick?
Wait!
Yes, I'll take a lockpick!
Yes!
Say, we've always got a solution, darling.
Thank you, guys.
There you go.
Thank you.
Wait, let me try to get him in the back here one more time.
I think I just seem to use my alternative vision.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, look at it really, really hard.
It's a type squeeze, but I'm in here. Where are you two headed to?
Oh, I don't know. I'm just cruising around, hitching rides, seeing where the-
What just happened what you got just throw me out
Oh, what happened?
Ah, my leg!
Sorry, my leg!
Will you use the eject key button?
You use your eject button?
Mm-hmm, yeah.
Ah!
There you go.
Ow!
I mean, oh!
He's kissing!
I'll give you some privacy. I'll see you in a minute.
Alright, uh...
How do I let you go?
You know, I'm gonna...
You... I'm gonna... I'm gonna go now.
I don't want to let you...
I can't move any of my muscles right now. I can't move.
Boris, your health!
Never try flexing, you can.
Oh, there we go.
All right, you two have a wonderful day.
Stay safe out there.
Thanks for the lock, Bic.
Welcome.
It's not a person.
That's not a person.
How do you use it?
Use Alt?
Yeah, should I steal this car?
steal a better car?
what about this car chat?
this car looks nice
how do i steal it?
how?
equip it?
oh my god nice chat
oh
you
You
Call 911 that's not gonna fucking help
Buy a car
Look in trash cans.
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, I just want to get my own car.
Like my own car.
It's all I want.
I didn't know if you get a lockpick, you get two chances, and it's an OSU game that instantly starts.
wait there's no way he locked this hold up hold up hold up there's no way this is locked
give me that damn bike boy give me that it's my bike my bike you didn't see shit you didn't
Shit get in what the fuck get it
Up with the cabron to what I just said what I just said
So I'm here
Chad, now this is my vehicle, right?
I earned that.
Y'all about to have a fucking aneurysm!
What?
I flipped it.
Bro this game is so hard like you can't even get a fucking you can't even like steal someone's
bike and then drive it? What? Sell the rupee.
There's a pawn shop bro chat how do I buy a taxi bro is it in my phone or
something it's got to be in my phone
a taxi would go a long way right now
so nobody in the chat knows you guys are just typing 911 all right I'll call
911 I got you
I
Don't want what's your mercy um, I need a taxi
Great now chat anything else anything else bro any other grand ideas
So no one in the chat actually knows how to play rp. Okay
So no one in the chat knows how to knows how to get a taxi
You have to call the taxi for it to arrive
Yo dumbest out of the day goes to that guy. Yo, bro. I'm aware of that
I don't know!
I'm getting a call.
Ooh, that's good.
I'm getting a call.
Hello, Nick! How's it going?
Who is this?
You dialed 911.
Requesting a taxi, correct?
No.
Miss appropriation of 9-1-1 is a felony offense.
Your phone number is now being subtenanted and the warrant will be placed out for your arrest.
Have a good day.
What? What?
Wait, but they're never gonna find me?
They're never gonna find me?
Bro, does it matter? They're never gonna find me. What can they do with my number?
What can they do with my number?
What the fuck are they gonna do with my number? Yeah, right!
Bro, I wish it was just easier to get a taxi, bro.
Chah, how do you get a lockpick? Do you buy it?
oh shit oh shit that's oh my god that's them
Well, I have to like hospitals here.
They have a warrant for my arrest, but no one's here.
Bro, can I please just steal somebody's car?
God, I'd be so happy.
Bro, you're telling me every car is locked?
I need to talk to somebody.
It's 1800 for a taxi, but how do I get it?
How do I get the taxi?
I just need a taxi and I'm good.
Call 911.
Call 1,800.
Chat 1,800 what?
Just that, that?
Chad, what is 1800?
Wow, they actually make it like hard to get a car.
So to get a car, I need a lockpick.
Let's go into the diagnosis room.
is any of what I'm doing legal? Psychologists. But they actually have a full on psychology
dimension.
Someone's coughing.
The only thing that he told me is that, you know how I said I have two of them?
I have a little stand that I do have in my apartment.
I have to kind of plug it up, but only for like an hour and the charge
Call 112
Yeah, who's 112 who's 112
So nobody knows how to get a taxi
Nobody knows how to get a taxi!
Alright, fine.
Shh, watch me talk my way out of this.
I wish I had it already in too deep anyway, so I may as well just try to like, swindle him.
Okay, how does 9-1-1 not pick up?
What if I'm t-
What?
Band!
Make a post on L.
Oh, call the number that called me. You're right. You're right. I could harass this guy.
I don't want to harass him, but I just want to, I actually, I don't want to harass him.
I just want to like talk to him.
I just want to I just want to
Clear history. Yeah, I literally just want to call them. I just want to talk to them
It's him right here, Kim
This is the guy
I just want to talk to him.
I just want to shoot him.
Check the alt.
Okay.
I know a phone doesn't ring that long, so we definitely just want to hang out.
Are there going to be cops weeding outside of the hotel or the hospital?
Like how's this going to go?
How the fuck do I open this?
What?
Call 555-222.
Taxi place?
This how you get the taxi?
This is the taxi right here?
We see the taxi, man!
555?
guys what do you mean GG cooked I don't understand this game bro I can't even I
literally threw a guy off of his motorcycle it's not locked and I still
couldn't get on it. Like what? Chat I don't know. Guys maybe I just have CTE. Do you guys
actually think the cops are gonna be here
somebody just got D-gloved bro the cops are in here no one's here we're good
Good bro!
Now I'm free as a bird!
I just gotta find a person.
Hello hello hello sir!
Hello sir!
Sir sir hello hello!
Lookin' for a friend!
Fuck man!
Does anybody want to be my friend?
You slash call taxi.
It's in the services app.
I just don't know how to call taxi bro.
The services app doesn't even exist.
What are you talking about?
What?
Are you guys on like different servers or something?
Download the services app?
How do I get out of the context?
Escape?
Is there an app store?
Put the camera down! What the fuck?!
Guys, I don't see an app store, I don't see a services app, I don't see any of what you guys are talking about.
I see the Department of Justice.
Well, click is a radio.
Life Invader.
Oh, it's like Twitter need need taxi
Bro, I don't think it's gonna work
Need taxi, please or friend
But people can go live?
You can go live?
I'm streaming.
I can't I'm larking a streamer.
Guys it's not working.
Yo yo yo!
Late?
Yo guys! Anybody need a friend?
Yeah
Anybody need a friend
Tell us commit a heinous act
Bow bow ride
Yo, yo, yo, hey guys
Bow
Dude, oh my god, is there any real people in here?
Called 910 for a for a for a taxi
So which out let me get this straight just so I can summarize the stream you guys hallucinated that there was taxis in this game
You guys hallucinated that
I
Hey
Seems like you're a stream site
Wait guys hold up
Guys I can explain I'm just trying to make it
man guys in the streamer and the
streamer and the life in the life
I don't know bro yeah streams like hey
y'all need a tag along or what oh fuck
I see a little louder go kill
somebody I'll be your friend
yo you loud as shit man yeah let me jump in there yo you want to jump in there
Oh my god
What's up big daddy?
What up dog?
Granny, I've been looking all over for you. How you been?
I'm here. Look, I stream sniped you. As soon as I seen you on the dead of a hell of a half percent.
I know that motherfucker and I came to pick you up.
Thank God. I was trying to call a taxi, but I didn't know how to do it.
Oh, that's okay.
Yeah, I need to start getting stream sniped. I need to start going live on that shit.
That's the first notification we've ever gotten from that.
Yeah, ever, dog.
How do I end the live?
How do I end it?
Yeah, Granny, I'm trying to figure out how to end it.
What's up, Tommy?
You ended, you ended.
Did I? It says live, one watching.
No, this is ended for me, Doc.
You should just scuff I then.
should just scuff I this oh no I did it okay I'm boosting I stole it away I do
the day so what are y'all up to today ready we're just DJ influencers dog
that ass you guys are influencers yeah I got the most followers on all of life
invader dog 400 yard your 400 followers bro yeah she's number one music
You got aura from the dead homies, aren't you?
Are those troll marts?
They're not good as for me.
What's going on here?
Hey, Gray!
Yeah, what's up, bud?
All them poles, you still...
All right, tell me.
Yeah, right.
Well, I'm overwhelmed right now.
I'll tell you that much.
Piper side is...
Granny, are you like the most famous person in here?
Upstairs, back to Cabin.
Oh, her and I, yeah, 100%.
We're deadly do-all.
Bro, did you just sneak yourself in?
Yeah, bro. I'm not one influencer. I'm not even hard of you, bro
Come out get asked the dead homies
We can gray night together down. Oh, we have get the call one moment. Oh god
Nick on the mic, what is up? Oh Nick on the mic. This is a taxi service. You still need a ride
Yes, I do need a ride. Yes
wait where are you at taxi I am up on occupation okay how do I pick like how
do you pick me up I just pull up and you get in the car and then I'll take you to
your destination it's all free it's all free it's all free it's uh it's a pro
boat taxi wait okay I'm at the mall right now I'm at the mall on the south side
Uh, Brandy, what mall is this?
What's up, Don?
What mall is this, bro?
The Southside Mall, y'all.
This is Southside Mall, man.
Pick me up.
Three times, please.
Southside Mall.
Hell yeah.
Perfect.
Are you at any restaurant or anything?
Are you going to be out front?
I think we buy the restaurant.
What restaurant are we at?
Uh, we're just in the Southside Mall.
Like parking.
Southside Mall parking next to the spiral staircase
on the Palm Fruit Stair.
Perfect.
What are you wearing, sir?
So I know where you're at.
I have a green footer.
First service green fedora red pants and white tuxedo look red pants white
tuxedo we'll see you shortly sir yeah about the raw to great carpet all right
see you okay granny thank you for everything
granny I got a taxi I'm gonna head out now y'all all right are you have fun
done see you guys where you going next don't don't die taxi picking me up tax
I'm a CEO. Oh, I don't know. That's a good idea. Wait, granny. You don't what do you mean?
What are you talking about granny? A lot of people once you're dead
What are you doing?
I don't know when people text me saying shit like oh you got that motherfucker from the live stream. We're coming to get him. Oh
shit
No, I think it's good. He just said it's the taxi I was looking for guys. I'm fine. All right, granny
Hey, could I get to number four? I had it out, though.
Yeah, absolutely. Get it.
I should remind you, Don.
L. Hefe, huh?
Yes. Yes, I'm L. Hefe.
Get your boots in. I stole it away.
All right.
Did you send me a text?
Yes.
I got hands. I don't think...
Granny, I just sent that.
All right. I think they're here.
Hi.
Let me know if you want to hang out later.
Alright granny, I'll see you. Peace out. I'm gonna go get your taxi.
Alright, be safe, y'all.
I
Yeah, sir, sorry, sorry one moment. Just kidding moment here, sir. Yeah, I put him up. How do my hands up?
One second
Don't be reaching
Sir I'm sorry, what did I even do? What is this about bro?
The non-1-1 system is a felony. Do you recall? I don't recall. What do you mean?
you're going to the mines you're going to the mines sir you're going to the mines sir
I did not misappropriate a 911 call you're making this all up now that's Nicholas it
is
i am a park ranger sir you remember me
who's got a lot of money on them
you know that's not my money none of the guys
that money is not my money
guys money is it
Don't worry about it, okay?
Well, you're either gonna tell us who's money it is or it's gonna become our money.
Yo.
That's right.
My shorty need a new quarter-year bracelet, son.
Okay, do y'all wanna know who's money this is?
Yes, yes.
Okay.
There's a couple of people you need to take down.
There's a man by the name of...
Coach.
He's a really fat guy.
He's sa-
Oh, yeah, Coach.
What is that music?
Make your story really sad guys. There's a man named coach
He is the one who basically forced me to explode a gas station and rob them his name is coach
And he's with others too
Yeah, who are the others I?
Believe those one named viper and then one named I
Feel like six nine right now sorry one second
I think we need a shine bar.
Are you reading this call sign?
We need to move into a new location.
Yeah, let's put them into a new location.
Let's put them into a new interrogation.
Oh yeah, no worries.
No worries.
I feel like 6'9 right now.
Oh well, I did actually like 6'9.
I'm almost shooting.
Watch out.
Here we go on.
Be careful.
Yeah.
All right, Nicholas.
Snitching.
So guys, I have a question.
If I snitch and tell you everything everyone's involved in this town,
will you let me out, Scott Free?
Yeah, what that's called is called a C.I.
If you agree to be a C.I., sign a contract.
And we'll keep your identity safe.
And you can get paid, actually.
Sign me?
What the hell?
Sign me up.
I got shit on everybody in this house.
All right, yeah, but any of my YG's you better not have no dirt on.
What's a YG? What is that?
Young gangsters?
Okay.
Man.
If you got anything on, let's take him, let's take him, let's take him, let's take him somewhere a little more.
It's a clue.
You got anything on Jerry?
I'll follow you.
Where are they taking me?
Guys, by the way-
Why are you feeling today, Nicholas? After you shake your pants and throw your organs?
Uh, oh. How are you feeling?
I have a-
Did he really shit himself?
Yeah, he shit himself.
Wait.
Ooty boy.
Guys, I haven't ate anything. I haven't drank anything.
Guys, if I'm a CI, could you give me Chick-fil-A?
Ooh, uh...
I like the Galamee shake sauce with the chicken nuggets!
That's a little expensive. Yeah, it's a little expensive.
Maybe like a step down from that. Okay. How about McDonald's?
Yeah, yeah
Whoa, why are we at an airport? I've been going on a flight me boy
That's a lot for those son by the changing them together. I thought you were taking me to the police station. Where the fuck is this?
We're just having a conversation where no one's going to see you.
It's where you meet your maker, Nicholas.
It's to keep you safe, Nicholas.
I'm going to get teak lobbed.
I'm going to have you snitching in private.
Yeah, like if someone sees you going to the police station and coming out without cuffs,
they're going to start talking.
I also was supposed to beat the information out of you, Nicholas.
True, true.
Well, sir, there won't be any beating necessary because I'm basically a rat.
me like Takashi69, like I got info on this whole city. I got shit on everyone.
Yes. You just let me know and I got you.
Let's talk about coach and Viper.
So it's coach Viper and one more person named Stewart. He kind of sounds like Daffy Duck.
Do you know who that is? Yeah, Stewart and I love.
Yes, they're running a crime organization and basically I'm one of their new fleshlings quote-unquote
All this organization like why are you talking to the wall?
Sorry, I'm gonna be around make eye contact son. Sorry. Yes. So basically, uh, coach brought me under his wing
And he had me rob a gas station. Uh, completely against my will
He told me and I quote if I don't do this. I'll slice your throat open
So yes, it's all coach's fault. I didn't do any of this shit that I'm being arrested for and yeah
Thank you. Do they have a name for themselves or they call this organization? I
Don't think they do it's just kind of coach and his he calls
He refers to people as sons and daughters like his sons and daughters. You know what I'm saying?
That's a little like a fan sounds like a cold
Yes, yeah, you're playing games with me right now, Nicole. No, I'm not sir
I'm not playing games with you, bro. I swear do they do any ritualistic things in the back rooms of cabins or what?
No, they didn't oh, oh, they didn't do that. But also, you know your park rangers you got one right here
So I was the park ranger of murder three women yesterday with a gun in cold blood
And their little initiation route is me getting attacked by a fucking bull
I said I wanted to join the park rangers. They did that
Hey, what am I charging Bill with yeah, who cares? Yeah, that's about right. They know about that. Yeah, then that sounds about right
What the fuck you guys are corrupt that shit
Blue you can trust that's right
Okay, so the guys in blue I can trust the guys in green I can't got it
So look guys I think we're on our way here now with this information could I get a burger fries coca-cola maybe a car
I think you could probably get a lot more than that. I think I have an idea captain
I do too. I have a really good idea. Okay pizza
I think that you have his money right so I think that you call him to give him his money and
And we jump out on his ass. Oh, we get a wire from the PD to put on you. Oh, you mean worse, of course
Call call set him up and set up coach. Yeah, no problem at all
But here's the thing here's the thing Nicholas is that we're probably gonna have to beat you up and put you in cuffs, too
To maintain your cover. That's right. That makes it make it look like you're getting busted, too
All right, so just go rest you just like them. Okay, I'm gonna have to have you sign a liability for yes, sir
No problem at all sign anything you need and yeah, but basically I'll be your guys is number one informant
Like I don't care. I have shit on everybody in this town
We pay handsomely for good value
Okay, so we five grand
He walks scott's parade from this charge of misusing a 911 system to request a taxi yep
True yes, because that's a felony charge. We're keeping a felony charge
I have a record. Yes, that would not happen again to apply to the rain. It shouldn't
Perfect. It shouldn't happen the first time
You know those shots fired up at the ranger station? Yeah
Apparently Dennis shot them all down and he got Dundee up there to get arrested. So I gotta go up there
Wait Dennis got all of them
Apparently all four of them are up in the bush right now about to get arrested.
And Dennis did it by himself.
I don't know, that's what he said on the phone.
I don't believe it, but I gotta go up there.
Alright, that's fine.
Here, Nicholas, give me your number.
Yeah, no problem.
If you guys could just take these handcuffs off, I'd be more than happy to have you.
Well, hold on now.
Hold on before we take those off.
You're not going in.
oh yeah that's right you motherfucking cock suckers you know we're just just
saying just for suckers all of you put the knife away bro put the knife away
what do you guys got to do all right of course this man has your friends all
over it Nicholas oh no it'd be a shame if you stabbed me Nicholas oh wait it
wouldn't be good if those officers blood on this knife in your possession
wait what oh my god you guys don't you don't you don't you don't you don't you
You better work with us, Nicholas! You better work with us!
Please, Nicholas. Don't stab me.
Alright, I got the knife, Nicholas. Don't stab me.
I got his knife, fuck.
You guys are gonna set me up!
Well, as long as you comply, you got nothing to worry about, right?
Okay, yes, I'll comply. Yes, guys. I just want to get out of this.
I think we got up on the wrong foot.
I think we have a mutual relationship here that can be beneficial for both parties.
Daddy?
a tactical team if you excuse me
I'm sorry your force is just very
masculine and I don't know if you're
into that or not but I'm just talking to
okay I'm sorry
I think he's gonna hold me back.
You gotta hold me back.
I'm banned from using these, but I got it inside me.
Give him to me. I'm about to fucking blow his ass away with it.
He's not gonna fucking bench that argument.
He's not gonna fucking bench.
He's a captain. I didn't control him either.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, stop, please. Sir, don't do this.
Don't do this, sir.
Don't do it, Captain.
I'm gonna get the tag team.
Thank you, old man.
Work out the details with him.
Thank you, Grandpa.
Oh, fuck, you did it.
You just did it.
Get away, Haywood.
All right.
You know what?
Get away, Haywood.
No, please.
Jimmy, I can't see shit.
I got 17 more.
Yeah, I'm going to make sure you've heard.
I can't see shit.
You won't keep playing this fucking game.
Work out the details.
Sorry, no.
All right, we will sir, we will.
We will.
Guys, so what are we doing now, guys?
All right, now we get to work.
We're going to bring all those motherfuckers down here.
Do you hear me?
Yes, grandpa.
Oh, no, sorry.
Oh my god.
Oh, fucking call me that for the love of god.
What should I call you?
I need to turn around and tie my shoe.
There's calling anything but fucking grandpa.
Okay, can I call you like officer, Gramps?
Just call me Heywood.
Heywood, okay, Heywood.
Sorry, baby.
Just call him baby.
No, guys.
Guys, listen.
I really don't know if we should work with him.
Guys, maybe we just throw him in the water over here.
Guys, I'm your best informant.
I'm all you got.
You guys don't have anyone else.
You're not all we got. We have plenty of CIS.
I'm all runs this town and you guys know it.
I think this could be mutually beneficial.
That's what I was saying. Now let's do this shit.
OK, so what's going to happen?
We are going to get a wire.
We're going to put a wire on you.
Well, how do I say?
What do you mean? We're out of wires.
We don't have wires right now.
Oh, we're out of wires, Grandpa.
OK, how do you guys want to approach us in?
Do we have to tell him I already took his knife?
Uh, nobody I could dress up as a new prospect or you could.
And I can shave my beard but guys I have to make sure coach is awake right now
You know what I'm saying like you guys got to give me some time here. I'll make a phone call Nicholas
It's not rocket science
So hold on now, let's let's think about this so you said this is
Hold on now hang up phone
Yes, sir. They can hear me
You said this is Coach Dooley's money, right?
Yes, this is all.
I'm just coming to my 20.
All Coach Dooley.
This is all Coach Dooley's doing.
Okay.
Yes.
Okay.
Now, did he threaten you?
Jack, can I go live?
Yes.
Coach Dooley put a knife to my throat and said,
if you don't rob this bank, I will slit your fucking throat.
That's what Coach Dooley said.
I think that's PC right there, guys.
I don't think we need a while.
Would you agree?
spark a stream I would agree I know he's not lying true that's true but we
can stop enough to detain Dooley and I guarantee you when we try to what's he
gonna do
he always runs no he's gonna he always runs exactly he's gonna flee and then
that gives us PC for an arrest and then we can take you gotta use step by
What the fuck are you doing?
Put the phone down!
Sorry.
Hey, you're still the big shit, though.
I just, no.
Give me that shit.
Sorry, guys. It was a missed call.
Missed call, guys.
I don't...
I was checking my phone.
We need to put him in custody to take his phone.
Guys, no!
This is not necessary at all, guys!
No.
Guys, I-
Alright, so can you all inform the newcomers what we're doing?
You want to go to prison?
Dude.
I don't want to go to prison.
No.
I don't want to go to prison.
Okay?
I just want to be in prison.
I just want to be an informant. That's all I want to do. You guys make that really hard.
I hear fucking taking pictures of us compromising our fucking identity, Nicholas.
No, it wasn't... It was a missed call, guys. I didn't mean to do that.
Motherfucker, you were taking selfies.
No, I wasn't.
It's taking a fucking picture, Goliath.
Look, guys, I could tell y'all don't like me and I don't like you guys,
the end of the day that doesn't stop us from being able to want to work with us
yes this could be a mutual relationship yes I want to get that paper boy guys
let's set up coach Julie now permission to call them please probably you miss you
take a picture I'm gonna beat you unconscious that's right calling tell him
to come to the actually yeah tell them to come to the airport tell him his money
he got stolen and you know who took it in fact I'm gonna watch this shit make
sure you make that dumb shit
Senua Ping said I got your money
this is awkward I think he's asleep yeah I think he's asleep he's not asleep
It's no way he's asleep.
Are you sure?
OK.
That fat motherfucker is always awake right now.
OK, I can call his associates one second.
Well, let me call his ass.
Who's his associate trying to call?
Stuart.
What the fuck is Stuart?
I never remember Stuart.
That sounds like a beta thing.
I don't know Stuart.
Does he talk funny?
Yes, he does. He sounds like Daffy Duck.
I might know Stuart.
Interesting. They're all not picking up.
Yeah, how fucking convenient for you, Nicholas.
Alright, um, this is awkward. I kind of lost my only value point now.
I wonder if those are the individuals he's calling or the ones that have shot him for any position.
Hey.
so smells like up dog in here
nice try
funny funny look guys I think you guys should just kind of let me go here and
we let bygones be bygones we don't even really got to get coach duality
involved man I thought you wanted to well I just want to get that paper sis
you know what I'm saying so like if y'all are gonna give me some money I'll
I'll snitch on whoever the fuck.
Are you implying something?
She's looking out for your well-being.
Thanks. Yeah, okay. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. I mean, I could try to keep calling Coach Duel de
Guys, but I don't think he's awake. I think we got just let me go.
Just let you go just like that.
Without nothing of value. I mean, I've been the day we still have an active warrant for you, Nicholas.
Oh, I didn't know about that.
Interesting.
Miss appropriation of 9-1-1.
Guys, I- guys.
Call 911 and try to get a taxi.
Guys, to be fair, that wasn't me, okay?
Yeah.
Team from your phone, we submitted it.
Okay.
That was Coach Dooley, dude.
It wasn't me.
Hmm.
It's your phone.
I submitted the phone.
You gotta warn off the arrest for doing it.
Signed by judge.
Hmm.
Oh my god.
Tell you what.
You did all that for me?
Just for you.
You're special, though.
9-1-1
They're trying to troll us
It's an official system
You knew that when you called it guys to be fair though. I only wasted six seconds of your time
Could anybody have really died there?
Okay, seven seconds. Could anybody really have died there?
Look can you give us those seven seconds back? No
you don't. You take our
number and when you get in
contact with them, we're gonna
let you go. You call us, set
them up. If you don't within
the next, oh, let's give it
24 hours. This war is gonna
stay on top of your head. So
you want me to call next time
I get a hold of Dooley. You
want me to call him? Any of
Do you want me to fuck this up?
Okay.
And then I call Haywood and then we set up a sking operation.
That's right.
Sir, you got yourself a deal.
I've never been a man to turn down a good business opportunity.
All right, look, if this works out for you and you provide, you prove that you're valuable
to us.
We might just pay you.
Make a lot of money.
How much?
Now
Thousands we pay thousand 10 15 20 grand
Okay deal to the other day you guys up if you fuck this up we'll bury you in the cemetery
Okay, so in the next 24 hours, I'll get you duly if not you can have my ass in jail
You might need it
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you in the next 24 hours. I'll get you duly. Don't you worry. I'll get you duly all right
Or viper or stew or one of them three. I don't know Stuart. Okay. Duly sounds like doolies
They had also though it is yes, I'll get you duly. Don't you want duly? Okay. All right. So I hear what you got his number
No, I don't I've got it. I think it was with him. Yeah, well he needs our number. Yeah, I need hey was number. Yeah
cinema. I'm going to do a sting operation. Wait hold up. I'm going to do a sting operation.
Are you L. Heffing? Yes, that is one of my names. Wow.
That much for a Heffing. Alright Will. Hey, what are you getting
I'm sorry, Haywood. One moment. Haywood, sorry, one moment. Haywood, just share your number.
What the hell are you going to be fucking hell, Hefe? You're going to use a goddamn
phone. What the actual fuck? Okay, Haywood, I just saved you. All right, I'm going to
let y'all, I'm going to let y'all go. And Haywood, I'm going to have some good information
for you tomorrow, baby.
100 hours, baby. Don't forget.
Yes. Hey, same time tomorrow,
maybe even a little bit earlier.
All right. Same time tomorrow.
She'll be in cuffs.
It's your day to deliver.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I don't know why I have to
act like that.
I don't worry about the captain.
Don't worry about the captain.
I don't know what the fuck he's on.
You have no worries.
That's all we just got to play
hardball, make it.
Yeah, we're just
we're really going to take good care
of you. OK.
He's really been on her ass lately
bad stuff no it doesn't even think it's all okay hey can I get a ride back to my
uh apartment perchance right back to my apartment thank you absolutely thank
you officer all right and I'll fuck this up I will not fuck this up I swear I
promise
So how long have you guys been cops for?
Long time.
You both said long time, that was kind of cool.
So now what do y'all know about Coach Dooley?
Is this your first time hearing of him or do you know?
He's a sick man.
I know Coach Dooley.
He's a sick man.
He's got a bit of a reputation.
He's a sick man.
He's got a bit of a reputation.
Alright.
Why would you associate with somebody like that?
Sir, like I told you, yesterday I flew in from Dallas.
It was my first day out here and Coach Duly had me do a bunch of weird shit I never wanted to do.
Oh shit.
And that's why I want to set him up.
What the fuck?
I won't make it worth your time.
I always knew he was up to something.
Always.
Sir, there's a gate there.
I'm trying to open it.
We got a we got a love tap them so the guards open them up for us.
OK, and now if you don't know my apartment, this is like being in your family
area where you have Davis.
One moment, let me check.
Check, believe me, you know, for your own sake, go ahead and take it.
Make sure we get you home safe and sound, you know.
Check where am I? Where am I?
Where's my probably dropped you off a little ways away?
So, you know people don't see you associated with us now
Anybody drives by you're an handcuffs, okay?
We may need to drive by the apartments. Oh wait guys. I just realized I'm fee
Guys actually I'm currently homeless sorry oh
Shit oh you guys can just lay me on a bench around here. You need you need something to eat drink. Yeah
something to eat or drink will be good you could take me on a bench to bench we'd
never be on a bench that's a nice bench right there staff sergeant the bench
does look comfy you guys can leave me on this bench if you got a burger or
anything I'll take it you want to find a new bench this is a good this is a good
bench here I think this is a good spot I don't think if you look at the balls
I
Lucky day you get a couple burger officers. I'll see you tomorrow and coach Doolity is going down. All right
We're looking for a problem. You guys stay safe out there. You have to do a business with you
All right, see you have a good night
cinema. chat we have a full on sting operation on coach duly tomorrow. now chat can i just
leave here? can i just save and leave? now guys what i'm thinking about doing is what
if i text coach duly that there's cops coming and he just shoots all of them. this guy's
Coach Duly was good to me
Coach Duly was good to me. You're not even that set up tomorrow. I guess I am
Tomorrow I have a desktop stream
Do chat tomorrow because coach Duly's not awake right now, but chat tomorrow we're going to do a sting operation
All right chat let you to death kid
Chat I'm gonna catch y'all boys in the next one
W stream as always guys, I don't know how to sign out. How do I leave?
How do you leave how do you leave?
How do you leave chat?
F8 and then type with
Thank you chat. Thank you guys see y'all boys tomorrow. We got another desktop stream tomorrow
We're going to do a staying operational coach duly. I just want to figure out the best way to do it. Um, but yes, bro, I'm going to see y'all boys in the next one.
And yes, bro.
Chat in 2 days, we got an IRL stream in the world cup chat. Love you to death kid. And I'll see.
This is a really good night because we get a lot of vision.
you