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Yo chat what the fuck is up buttercups?
What the fuck is up buttercups man?
Nick think of it if I'm a Nigro think of it if I'm...
Are you not watching Spain Belgium?
I might.
I probably will.
Bro but I feel like Spain is just gonna shit on them man.
I feel like Spain is just gonna shit on them bro.
But nah I don't know because Belgium shit on USA.
But then again USA was ahhh boy.
U.S. name was ah
Chattano's winning Belgium or Spain realistically
K digger, but it's your one captain digger for the time the Savicks digger
But it's your one stick some big of the time Marichio digger the time one bit donation from love is rage
Don't spend it all in one place
Thank you, bro, oh, yeah, and they give it a time that chose to give it to you one jidler you ruined my day
Can you not look ugly for once bro? Oh really? Okay, okay. Put a hat on you're blinding me.
What's blinding you? Legitimately curious. What the fuck is blinding you? Hello from Russia.
I'd love to see you, but I don't understand that language. Wait, just, just. So you watch
my stream, you don't even know what I'm saying? That's a W supporter. No, no, that's next level.
Bro Chat! That's next level support! He doesn't even know what I'm saying and he's in here!
Get better Kip with the 10 gifted subsca-
She y'all-
Ron is in your hood? What do you mean Ron is in my hood?
Ron is in my hood right now! He's in the tarp?
Oh my god.
Oh, yeah, of course, bro, let's do it, yeah, let's do it, bro.
Oh, yeah, no.
This is...
Okay, I'm gonna go.
Yes, this is my hood.
Bro, it's just like, did anybody ever show the bad part of tarpon springs?
Here we go.
Hold on, let me get the boat in the bathroom.
There you go.
Jack, does anybody ever show the bad parts of tarpon springs or what?
I don't understand you well, this is not an accurate representation
But yes, bro Ron is in my hood, I hope he checks in dangerous out there, bro. It's very dangerous staff think of the bottle
Yo frozen paradise pumps. What do you want me to say bro? Sue she think of it the prime, bro
There is no bad parts jinxie you're keeping your warrant in gpa the cop meant tomorrow in game
Hey, buddy. No, he meant 24 hours. He meant 24 hours buddy. I'm good. Nobody check it in with you peace signs
Do y'all realize I'm a real ass cramp guys. I'm a gang banger, bro. Jinxie do a Zelda stream
24 hours in game yo boggles
Uh, hey, Bargles, I'm gonna give you a challenge today.
Type one useful message that requires more than six brain cells to conjure.
Bargles, there you go, little side mission.
Dom Dom with the five gifted steps.
Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it.
She'll stop texting children.
See, this is what I'm talking about, like, bro, what?
I have not, I haven't even grabbed my foot.
What are you fucking schizophrenic?
What are you typing?
Jinxie, I would have you in a headlock.
Amethyst, I'm gonna call Cap.
It's sweet as sugar and larpin springs.
Jinxie, how much Legos could you fit in it?
Okay, guys, again, bro,
ask useful positive questions, man.
I'm not gonna sit here, probably 15.
Probably 15.
Aiden with the 10 gifted,
saps,
shield.
This is my first stream and I'm pissed.
Yo chat, bro, legitimately, bro.
Guys, we got a great week.
Guys, let me take our boys through this week.
So, today we're doing some gaming.
By today, when I say we're doing some gaming,
we're doing a lot of gaming.
We might check in on Spain versus Belgium.
We're gonna do a lot of gaming.
Yeah, we're gonna do a lot of gaming today.
Lot of gaming today.
Tomorrow, the 11th of July.
Tomorrow, we are going to be streaming
the World Cup quarterfinals game, IRL,
England versus Norway, in a suite
with me, Ron Marlin, Lacey, High Vice,
and some cameraman.
It's gonna be peak!
Excited, bro.
After the 11th, the 12th,
I'm flying from Miami to Dallas
for the Fortnite Pro-M event.
Me and Pollo are getting first place.
You can laugh, you can fucking laugh
and say you're gonna get dead last,
I'm gonna get farmed.
Me and Puyo are getting first place.
Have y'all seen my teammate?
Then flying back to Florida, aka the Tarpon Springs.
13th and 14th, gonna do some desktop gaming streams.
The 15th, flying to Atlanta for World Cup semifinals.
It's probably gonna be Argentina versus England.
Then flying back to Florida for the 16th, 17th, and 18th.
Then the 19th, flying to New Jersey for the World Cup finals.
World Cup finals we're gonna be IRL starting that probably gonna be messy versus France messy is gonna win then the 20th
I'm going to the Diamond Jam
Go to the Diamond Jam on the 20th then 21st fly back to Florida
Guys I'm going to the Diamond Jam
If there's no more LARP, there's no more LARP LARP LARP SACHOR we're going
We're going bro GG you are not going a
A G G bro chat so y'all think I'm gonna actually die in the diamond gym
Jinxie I love messy, but he's losing to England did this guy just blow him from stupid town
Buddy messy scoring a hat trick on England next question
Baby, Jordan. They come into your one. This guy is born from stupid down chat
If you know that reference type of me hobby with the prime W. Hobby in the chat
Also chat next month. I believe early August is streamer games. I'm going
chat last year. I wish I went. I'm going to streamer games this year.
I believe it's August one, uh, August one. Yes, bro chat. And I believe at streamer games. I'm
I'm gonna meet Joe Bart.
I believe Joe Bart is going.
I believe I'm gonna meet the big Bart at streamer games.
Enough exile, thank you for the time.
Jinxie, Ron just got jumped.
Ron got jumped.
Dead ass, in my hood?
Okay.
House where he actually played Fortnite.
Drop on me if you know what I'm talking about,
when Mr. Beast came through his window right here,
this window right here.
Wow, classic, iconic.
He also had a battle bus over here.
This is actually crazy. You could make it from like this house, man.
So it's a small house.
It's on the beach. So it's probably like $5 million.
Oh shit.
Jump!
Ha ha!
Oh my God!
Oh my...
May I?
You gotta come from this side, dude.
Aw, fuck, I didn't mean to.
Chat. Look, dude. Look, look.
Period and a stories, bro.
Ron's in tarpon sprinks.
Bless him.
Bless him bless him guys bless him he's in like a tough situation right now we
don't know if Ron's gonna make it alive. We don't know if Ron's gonna make it
alive bro legitimately none of us know. Guys if Ron gets jumped by people in a
ski mask you let me know. Brock, think of it a prime sub.
Brock, think of it a prime sub. Now chat. We got a banger video. Guys we got a
Bangor video um guys got to get bangor video guys the name of today's video is
Clash Royale is a disgrace to mobile gaming
Lock-in Clash Royale went from topping every mobile free to play yes, I did this is true
It's hard to allegedly remember the seven me in matches and desecrating what one
matches I
Knew it
I knew it!
I knew it!
Hey there, this is Mario. Thanks for playing.
Class route math making is not rigged to make you lose,
but it is engineered to maintain a 50% win rate
by bearing players based on trophy count, recent win streaks,
and sometimes specific card combinations.
What did I say?
I was called crazy.
I was called Kof Kof Kof Sachor.
I knew they did that yo, I was going insane.
While many players report encountering sudden
hard counters after winning,
the system is designed to slow progression
rather than a malicious hit and cheat.
Hope this clears things up.
What, what did I, no, no, no, I said this for years.
You guys said I was cope, cope, cope, it's a chore.
This is literally from Supercell Support,
Pop-up Wii with the 25 gifted subs, she owns WIP, all right, lock it.
Getting what once was a titan of mobile gaming into a game that matched, leveled, and priced most of its player base into giving up.
In July 2025, Clash Royale made $77 million.
You said what?
Hold up.
Oh, give me a second here, bro.
Let me just rewind a second.
In a single month, a 9-year-old game that everyone had written off as dead had pulled
off one of the biggest comebacks in mobile history.
Eight months later, its biggest streamer had quits, and the revenue had fallen by nearly
half.
And to understand why throwing away the luckiest second chance in the industry's history
was so unforgivable, to go back to when this game was the best thing on the app store.
Clash Royale launched globally on March 2nd, 2016.
I'll still say this to this day, Clash Royale, Brawl Stars, Clash of Clans, Beth's Mobile
Games by 25 million miles, it's not even close, but they're ran by a greedy company.
And with an instant hit, it was both number one most downloaded and number one top grossing
on the US App Store on day one, and made roughly $1 billion in its first nine months.
Within months of launch, Tencent's valued Supercell has $10 billion and bought most
of it.
Clash Royale was good.
real-time card game that everyone knew, with a skill ceiling high enough to build an entire
esport on.
In the Clash Royale League, regional teams had a prize pool over $1 million by 2021.
At its best, Clash Royale was a game where the better player won.
Years later, one of the most upvoted comments in the game's own subreddit was,
Okay, I don't- that's- that's a stretch.
I don't know if Clash Royale could ever be considered as a game where the better player
always wins.
Bro, even back in the day you could get horrible matchups, bro.
Put it like this.
The game could have been a second chess, instead they made it pay to win.
That didn't happen all at once.
It happens low key, not a bad take.
I always look at Clash as like a much more fun.
I almost lost my life.
That was the weirdest perk.
Yep, I felt that in my anus.
Dude, I almost perished.
I always thought of, okay, wow.
I always thought of Clash Royale as like,
it could have been like a more fun version of chess.
You know what I mean?
One update at a time, like boiling a frown.
Each update made a ton of money,
which is why it kept happening.
Somebody, I said I almost lost my life.
Somebody typed, dang it.
First real crack came on October 25th, 2021,
when a new class of card called Champions launched.
Champions were stronger than normal cards on purpose.
They had a button you could press in a match for a-
Bro, when's the last time they released a champion?
Was it literally boss bandit in like 2024?
Bro, release champs?
What?
Yeah, was it literally boss bandit?
I don't remember a new champ.
Special ability.
And they were locked behind a King level 14.
A wall that took most free players months or money-
Dude, it was boss bandit.
Wow.
Need to climb.
On their own champions were fair.
The base card was weak.
Without the ability, an archer queen
is a mediocre 4 elixir card. The power lives in the ability, and the ability costs elixir.
So you pay for the strength every time you use it. That's a balanced trade, and Supercell
built it on purpose. Then came what the community started calling Scam Royale. In 2022, Supercell
added level 15, elite levels, which needed a new currency that was almost impossible
to earn for free and very easy to buy. Reaching max level without spending went from slow
to almost impossible players you want to match that card spend eight dollars just
throw me eight dollars and I'll get you whatever you need buddy oh you want to
match that deck that's gonna be 40 hours oh you want to breathe that's gonna be
$15.99 in the actual.
Oh!
Oh, your house burned down!
That's gonna be $10.99 in the SuperSales store.
Like dude, dude, I'm telling you bro, they ha- you could literally pay for anything in this game.
The actual progression system is so slow compared to pay.
Just hold for a boycott. Supercell shipped anyway.
June 18th, 2023, came the update most people point to as the day the game broke.
Card evolutions. Evolutions took cards you already owned and gave-
Okay, hot take.
Evolutions actually helped the game.
Evolutions helped the game.
The worst thing they did was just adding level 16.
Bro, evolutions, once a month, a new card gets an evolution.
That's fun, that's exciting.
Level 16 was just literally just pure greed.
Give them a second, much stronger form and make value.
Because bro, think about it like this, right?
When you're a game, and all you want to do is keep your game alive,
you just have to update the game and add in new content.
But when you add in level 16, you're not actually adding in any new content,
you're just setting up a paywall.
That's all you're doing.
There's no content, it's just a paywall.
With basically no trade-off.
At launch, the only real way to unlock them was a paid bundle.
These cards also launched extremely overpowered.
This was essentially pay to win.
They make all these evils.
They make them so broken intentionally.
So you're forced to buy them.
And then they nerf it into the ground.
They nerf it into the ground.
Classic.
Remember this.
After you already gave them your money.
Every other video says Supercell was greedy and ignored the data.
They didn't ignore the data.
They loved the data.
Evolutions made 80 million dollars in their first six months.
No, evolutions like did.
Evolutions did not harm the game.
level 16 arm of the game. Every update the community hated produced a revenue
and honestly heroes too because like heroes hero like evolution you're kind
of inventing a new card heroes you're just setting up a paywall to like oh
you want to have an ability on the night set up a paywall like that's all it is
as players bought in to have even just a fair chance at playing the game the game
lead it's stop pausing the video pause your voice pause your voice stop typing
stupid crap in the street they're out loud at a conference this year when you
push out cards that hit the sweet spot between pay to win and pay to lose you
get viral spikes in player engagements this was a stated design principle by
twenty three the game that had made it nearly a billion dollars in 2017 had
fallen to around 170 million it's a worst year since launch dude in 2020
made 170 million. Throughout 2024, free player progression had been quietly caught somewhere
between 50 and 70%. But there is one more reason free players were checking out and it's the
hardest one to prove. Rigged matches. This is something both I and Dokes. No, I always knew,
bro. I'm Dokes. I always knew. Bro, you go on a four game winning streak in Clash. Your fifth game,
you're going to play the most demonic, disgusting, greasy, hard counter you've ever seen in your entire
life, he's gonna have a deck that's not even real. And don't even get me started on
if you try to stream it. The little Q-snipers with eight hard counters? Oh, Kope Kope Kope
Sahur! And large sections of the community have been speculating on for years. Based
on Supercell's behavior, Clash Royale isn't purely a strategic game anymore. It's a moneymaking
machine, and if they were rigging matches, the player base would be the lost people they
would admit it to. What we do know is that Post recently surfaced from a team member allegedly
saying that matchmaking is engineered to maintain a 50% win rate. By pairing you based on trophy
counts, recent win streaks, and specific card combinations, further stating that the system
is designed to slow progression. This post was then taken down by Supercell moderators for lack
He got decloved.
They murdered him.
They murdered him.
No, okay, they didn't.
Sorry.
They probably fired him.
They did not.
Okay.
They probably fired him.
Bro, it got taken down.
It got taken down.
King Evidence.
Frustration is one of the main reasons people keep playing and buying stuff.
If players have the thought that if they had a shiny new troop there when race would
get better, they will buy more.
Outside the company has hard proof that a system like this exists. Some users have done data analysis and concluded that matchmaking isn't rigged
But this was the game five years ago. By 2025, this should be where the story ends. A grace game
Slowly strangled bleeding money hated by the people who still played it and in March Supercell ran one more economy overhaul
The one named a tale of thieves. Fruly is a tale of thieves
Gazing, free progression, again with no announcements.
The game manager would call the backlash some of the worst it had ever seen.
That is the state that the game was in when something happened that no script could have
predicted, because Supercell had nothing to do with it.
In April 2025, a Rainbow Six streamer named Jinxie started playing Clash Royale on stream.
Basically as a joke, 40,000 people watched him do it at the same time.
Other huge streamers piled in.
Then MrBeast came back.
The biggest names on the internet picked up a 9-year-old mobile game and made it popular
again.
something games this old simply do not do. Monthly revenue went from around 15 to 17 million
before Jinxie up to 28 million in May and 77 million in July. By Super Soul's own blog,
new players were up 500% year over year. Super Soul did not. Dude, but it was just Michael Bolton,
bro. Chat, I was just there for the ride. If this was Michael Bolton.
Well, engineer this. They didn't run a Berlin campaign. A streamer got bored, his audience
followed and a dying game got the single luckiest second chance in the history of mobile game.
Three handed to them on a place.
Chad, the Michael Bowen incident was like probably four months ago now.
All they had to do was not screw it up. They screwed it up on November 24th.
Dude, low key they didn't screw it up for like eight months, bro.
But all they had to do was just add in like one new card, one new Evo, and maybe a new champion
every eight months. And they're chilling, bro.
2025 writes in the biggest run the game had seen in 80 years. This is when Supercell
shipped two things. The first was level 16, a new card level that added nothing to how the game
plays and cost more money to reach. Yep, no content, just a paywall, bro. No new ability,
no new strategy, just a higher number. Do you have a rectile dysfunction?
Supercell Store can get it all worked out for $4.99.
Do you have a hard time getting it up in bed?
Head on down to the Supercell store for $7.99 and you'll have no problem getting it up ever
again.
Bro, I'm telling you this here and now.
I genuinely believe if they never added in level 16, never added in heroes, kept adding
in evos, added in some champions, they would be fine.
No, you and your pride and your ego you just had to be the man
Breaking bad reference pay to climb what is so meaningful about adding another level to the game?
It does it doesn't mean anything bro. It doesn't mean anything nothing players summed it up with one line
No benefits just cost more money to play
Thank you
second thing was heroes
Heroes broke the champion trade on purpose. A hero's base card is already good on its own and identical to the base card
the same amount of elixir. Without the ability a hero plays exactly like the strong base card. With the ability
It's the same strong card plus a free upside every time you play it. No elixir cycle, no real cost.
What's worse was that the ability often provides more value than the elixir costs to play.
Let me get my scored and pulled his wiener out.
Oh really?
Um, one more bullshit remark, and I'm gonna burn this stream to the floor.
I'm gonna burn this stream to the floor.
Most heroes released extremely overpowered, and right out of the gates, you could put
two heroes in your deck.
The community coldest, the worst updates the game had ever seen.
Yup, 100% dude.
The timing of it was so bad too.
The original developers strived so hard to balance the game, making competitive, the
The modern dads are like, competitive, money go burr, right?
It removes half the skill and half the thinking.
The hero's announcement was one of the most disliked videos on the entire channel.
A streamer can bring you back to a game, but if the game feels bad, you leave again.
There's a champion at it, like it's actually fun, it's like a new car.
Heroes aren't exciting because, oh, it's just a musketeer, but now it's more broken.
Revenue fell by nearly half within three months.
around 68 million in September to 37 million by January 2026. The comeback was erased almost
as fast as it arrived. Jinxi streamed it less and less, and on February 6th, 2026, he officially
quit. The community had seen it coming for months. One comment from the previous October
had a single warning. They go to second wind. A lot of it thanks to Jinxi, they better not
blunder it again. They did blunder it. When people bought champions, they added evolutions.
When people unlocked all the evolutions, they added heroes. Each update forced players to
spend more money than the previous ones.
Bro, I don't think evos are bad though. Like, I don't think you could lump in evos with like,
heroes in level 16. I think evos helped the game a lot. Bro, when I got back into Clash,
evos were a new exciting thing because I quit in 2019, never even heard of evos. Came back
2025 didn't play for six years
played I played all the way like 20s I play like 2016 2017 2018 2019 quick
Came back 2025. I thought he goes for fun
On February 10th, 2026 the CEO of Supercell published a blog called Clash Royale historic year. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Oh where wait wait wait rewind this dude. I didn't know if he was gonna include this or not
not rewind this.
6.
The CEO of Supercell published a blog called Clash Royale, a historic year.
It celebrated the best year the game had seen since 2017.
It credited the team's design decisions and an in-game Michael Bolton campaign.
Xingxi was not in it.
Creators were not in it.
The single reason any of it happened did not make the post.
Xingxi's response?
Probably the biggest spit in the face I've ever seen.
MrBeast replied publicly with one sentence.
I only started playing again because of you.
Two days later, the CEO edited the post with an apology.
But it was too late, creators were already announcing boycotts.
A creator event got postponed when players pulled out, and pros with hundreds of thousands
in career winning started walking.
The CEO didn't credit the creators because washing from the inside, it genuinely looked
like the comeback was their own work.
Which means the people running this game still don't understand why it almost lived.
Jingxi said it plainer than any analysts could.
If the comeback was a result of a talented team, you would have seen explosive growth
in the years before.
And you didn't.
the excuse that life service games are just hard to run doesn't hold here either.
In the same company-
I don't- I never said that.
I never tweeted that.
I never- I never said that.
I don't think- I don't remember saying that.
Wait, I never said that.
No, I said, um, I said- I said mind you they gave credit to the dev team that was responsible
for killing the game. That's what I said." On to team.
This is edited, I didn't say that.
You would have seen explosive growth in the years before. And you didn't.
And the excuse that life service games are just hard to run doesn't hold here either.
In the same company, in the same years, another dying Supercell game got the same kind of second
chance. For all stars, hit its lowest player count ever in early 2023.
Supercell rebuilt it around cosmetics and a creator program and grew its revenue nearly
nine times over.
The Clash Royale team had the answer working one floor away and shipped a paid card level
instead. Clash Royale had its best year since 2017, a company that built one of the best
competitive games ever put on the phone could not stop itself from adding more pay to win
in the middle of a comeback. They had the bones of a game that could have run forever. They
could have made the ENA purchases purely cosmetic based, or at the very least more fair, so
the better player always wins. They chose a salt machine model instead, and it made
them billions of dollars. Clash Royale will most likely still survive, the way it survived
everything else all profitable running on the few million people who pay for anything while everyone
else has moved on and reminisces on the absolute king of the game that this used to be this game
had every chance handed to them and still found a way to lose wow dude wow what a video man what
a video bro yamal scored y'all about freak out i'm about to y'all about it actually freak out i'm
about it actually freak out
yamal did not score bro
chat should we watch the game maybe if it gets close
should we watch the game if it gets close at the end if it gets close at the
end y'all now chat let's um let's try clash
bro i haven't tried clash in a while uh i was going to
play it a little bit yesterday, but I ended up, what's your McCulloch's? I ended up only
playing 5 minutes before he rocks the World Cup game. But yeah, I'll watch the Spain-Belgium
game if he gets close. Dude, I heard Clash is making improvements for the better, bro.
Let's check it out. Like, I don't know all of the updates. Yeah, is there a video I
could react to? I know they added a new card, but I don't really know how it works there.
Upgrade your pass rail get the pass rail to unlock Ronin the new legendary card exclusive cosmetics and more these words chat is um
Is what's it called? Is there a video I could react to?
Brawl, I'm gonna play brawl. I'm gonna play brawl. I heard brawl is good
Yo
It's one more mother fucker
type
I will burn this stream to the ground!
It's not an ad!
Fuck!
If it wasn't an ad, I would say so!
Chad, isn't there a video you'd like to watch?
Dude, I want there to be like a video on all of the news.
You know what I'm saying?
Clash...
...real news?
Dude, I don't know. Chas, is there a video on it?
Is there a video?
Yo, ha! Yo!
Yo, stop typing ad!
This is not an ad! I am not being paid money for this!
I can't do this.
Chad, is there a video I could watch?
Just called and asked Riley.
Oh, this is a video. This video. Yeah, I could call Riley.
revolution begins no more levels
gently gently is this really necessary the people have no kids
check my back fucking I know what you want you're gonna like it the people
have spoken okay wait so they're pinning this on the king yo me how did
nothing don't pin this on the king my boy didn't do crap fire every developer
that came up with the idea of level 16 now don't pin this on the king buddy don't
pin this on the king free passes next out of cards this is extraordinary but
not enough I also had something about sleep
Let me see that.
Holy!
Everything you asked for and more.
Okay.
Chat.
No more new levels.
This is proof that, um,
complaining does eventually work, I think.
Actually, no.
It's not even complaining.
You know what it is?
It's the fact that they lost
$60 million in monthly revenue. That's what it is. It's not the complaining, bro.
That is not it. Nobody, they don't even care if you complain. It's the fact that they lost
$60 million in monthly revenue. That's what it is, y'all.
Okay, I think Ken did a video on the new card.
Chad, did you watch a video on the new card or something?
Chad, let's watch a video on the new card.
Because I'm actually kind of curious how you work.
Hi sisters, I have no idea what the Rhondon does because I'm recording.
Dude.
Chat, I already told you all this, but bro, I call Ken, chat, I have called Ken, like,
we call like once or twice a week for the last like five months dude.
I love Ken.
Hi sisters, I have no idea what the Rhondon does because I'm recording.
Yo, what is this intro bro?
What is this intro?
putting this before i reacted to the tv rail
so let's go in blind
alrighty let's see what the rune
wait hold on let me meet the music
i wanna see how the new card is cause i actually don't know how he is
in is running
whoa look the new arena
that's pretty cool i guess it's like uh...
i don't know
something anyway i got the running
Hmm my bad. Hi, Brian
Chat, let's see the new card. Let's see the new card. I don't know. I have a
Don't know why I have chef equipped, but this is the first time in a while where there's not some BS gimmick
I actually get to see the card right off rip here. So I guess we'll see how this synergizes depending on what happens here
Whoa
to a video on this.
This video is sponsored by Rift Wars, more on that in a minute.
Ronin in a nutshell.
Ronin will be the next legendary card coming to Clash Royale.
You can find him in Arena 14 starting from August or from the album event in July.
And if there are any shop offers to max him, you can use Code Abdued to support the channel.
He has an interesting stat spread, and I spy with my little eye and new mechanic.
He has a fast-
Whoa!
Okay!
Supercell adding in contact?
A new parry gimmick.
Pies with my little eye and new mechanic.
He has a fast movement speed, which is identical to Minipecker.
His HP is slightly lower than Prince, but he still survives rocket.
He survives a fucking rocket?
The damage allows him to one shot archers and he has the attack speed of a dark prince.
And the new mechanic is a parry which I'll explain the details after talking about today's
sponsor.
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This helps the Ronin become the king of 1v1s because negating damage from an attack is
a win when doing a counter attack.
This helps the QR code on the screen.
Parrying is basically blocking an attack then doing a counter attack.
This helps the Ronin become the king of 1v1s because negating-
Wait, he could like, mug a pekka?
Damage from an attack is a really, really strong.
God, that is interesting!
Oh my god!
Advantage.
You might have noticed that he parried multiple times and that's because he gets his parry
every 3.5 seconds.
It's easy to know whether he has it or not by looking at the aura around him.
And-
Whoa!
This card actually looks good!
What the fuck?
But it looks OP!
Interestingly, he seems to re-
Dude, I was playing this morning and he won't shout my mini-peck and I was so confused
as to how my mini-peck even died.
Generate his parry even when he is frozen, which is honestly crazy to me.
Furthermore, he spawns with it, so dropping him late can still be effective on defense.
Bro, what?
The amount of damage the parry does-
So he spawns him with a parry, it regains every 3.5 seconds.
Is marked at 200% in the stat page, but that could be double the damage of the Ronin, or
double the damage he receives after playing around with him, I realized it means double
the damage he absorbs.
This means that parrying a full HP mini-pecker will have each one shot because the mini-pecker
usually-
happened to me this morning. That's what happened to me this morning and I was like, what is
happening? Who shots itself. It also means that parrying a regular Prince attack does
a bit of damage to the Prince, whereas parrying his charge will nearly one shot him.
Guys, that's overpowered. That's OP. The Prince is dead. How much elixir is this thing? Five?
Five elixir? Because the charge has more damage. It doesn't go over shields, so dark Prince
charging or not charging doesn't really change anything. And what's even more insane is that
this card will punish over level players as it uses their- OOOOOOHHHHH!
SROO! It uses their damage against them!
Hire stats to its advantage. Now this parry only works on melee attacks,
so a ranged troop will be fully safe from the mechanic.
Immediately- Okay, so he's weak against swarms and ranged units, got it.
Hopefully it got me thinking about air troops, but the problem is that minions and mega minions
are considered ranged troops as they get to be collected by Monk.
However, is I think the only melee air card and the parry doesn't work on him. So hit or read it. All right
bottles
It's exclusive to ground melee cards three mosquitoes have this interesting interaction where they don't get parried in ranged attack
But the moment he gets close the melee attack gets parried
So technically as a three musketeer player you want to keep the running away from them while defending wing conditions that have attacking
effects don't get parried so an Evo RG won't take extra damage from Ronin.
That's because these sorts of splash attacks like the Meganite Spawn damage are applied
effects.
Bro this looks over power dude.
How do I get this guy?
This looks like OP.
Do I literally just buy the pass?
How do I get him?
How do I get him?
pass wait but I thought they were doing free passes I thought they were doing
free passes because they felt sorry guys why did I not get a free pass guys
Why did I get a free pass?
It was last week. I missed it. Oh
It was last week
If you go to the Supercell store, it's free really
It's free in the Supercell store I've never even heard that sentence before
Something's free in the Supercell store
hold on child let me log into my supercell
chat I want to know have you ever seen the rain
yeah bro it's bad I've been getting the itch to play this game again and I've been trying
to not play this game but I've been getting the itch bro
590 in a 90210 90210
Shat bro. I was good at this game
Bro, who was in the stream when I hit number 70 in the world like yes, I'm dragging bro in my heyday
Okay, guys, I don't see the Ronan being free. Oh
My god, it is wait. It actually is what?
What?
Pfft!
Bro, it's actually free!
Oh my god!
What?
Dude, Superstar must feel like real pieces of shit if they're giving out free cards.
Bro, we actually got it for free!
Wow!
What?
VAMO!
Yo clan, what up guys?
Oh, yo clan, what up guys?
Hey guys.
Yo, is the new card broken?
Dude, Ronin looks OP now.
Britsbam is dead.
It's broken against melee tanks.
Chad, do y'all play Chaos?
It dies to a spear goblin.
Oh.
Wait, so can I use him in Chaos?
Ooh, Chaos 2, but it was out.
Let me chaos deck baby.
Wait did this one appear?
Bang!
Oh, this looks kind of good.
Wait, but I'm like, do levels matter?
Chat, do levels matter in Chaos or no?
Do levels matter in Chaos or no, Chat? Yes or no?
No?
Buggles, what?
Oh, it's level 11? Okay.
Bro, let's play Chaos.
Dude, chaos is low-key the best mode they've ever done.
Let's play.
Duh duh duh duh duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh.
Chat, I have a 10-year badge. Holy aura.
Chat, um, if this YouTube video gets 5k likes, I'll do a suspicious bush reveal.
Chad, just kidding, I shaved my bush the other day.
Yo guys, levels do matter, what do you mean?
Wait, is this ladder?
Wait, this is...
Oh my god, I didn't cue...
Bruh.
Ah, Firecracker, why did you not tune Firecracker?
Wait, guys, I accidentally killed Trophy Road, this isn't chaos?
Guys, if this YouTube video gets 5,000 likes, I'll do a suspicious bush reveal.
Okay, lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in.
Okay, I will not lose a single game of Clash of the Day, whether it's Chaos Trophy Motor
Rank.
It's good that I'm playing trophy because I need to get to 14k to unlock ranked again.
I don't know why, bro chat, why do they make ranked 14k trophies?
Is that not an insane amount?
Where am I tweaking?
But I feel like that's so many trophies
Isn't that like so many trophies
You are on drugs no, I'm not
Bro every stream is the super stream Perry
Chatter pairing the bandit. Yo a level 10 rodent kills a level 16 bandit that fast
Okay, this card is broke. I'm sorry, but this card is absolutely broken. Bro, it's six levels under level, but it's just small savannah
Did bro give up on playing league? No, just because I'm
No, that's supposed to be a little shit
Let me lock in bro. Just because I'm playing a different game one day doesn't mean I quit a game
I didn't quit Rocket League. I didn't quit class. I didn't quit league. I didn't like bro. Sirencio, por favor
Well, I think I'm gonna lose because I'm just doing I I
Really did sell
Wait, maybe the pack I can cook five packer hit the witch in the tower. Maybe
Excuse me. Don't you know who I am? God the little princess of Chad
Guys, I think I lost. Wait, he's gonna do a Goblin Barrel. We need perfect defense right now. Shout out, Dantez. Wait, watch this.
No! What?! No, no, no, that doesn't count. This loss doesn't count because my rodent is level 10.
Guys, this loss doesn't count.
Chad, I just took a metaphorical dump on his chest.
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.
Okay.
Chaos, chaos, chaos.
All right, now we're playing peak.
Chad, I'm probably going to watch realistically, guys, I'm going to watch the second half of
Spain Belgium because it's time. Bandit long distance runner. She's a runner. She's a track
star. She gone run away when it gets hot. Fireball. Fireball. Chat with everyone around
screen fireball classic okay guys you want to see how broken the bandit is in
chaos wait for this wait for this kid
I wanted you to go to the tower honeybun.
This feels like a fireball here.
Yup, fireball!
Goblin barrel, two axe barrels.
Dude, double goblin barrel sounds broken now.
Am I tweaking?
Jinxie, Spain scored on God.
If you lied on God, you're actually a sicko.
Oh God, Spain did score.
Guys, think that game's jover.
Double goblin brawl, double goblin brawl.
MAKA NOITE!
Okay, listen, here's what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna go musketeer low.
Musketeer to DPS tonight.
Broken bandit, engage.
Okay, that is so broken.
Okay, that is so broken.
She can just dance from beyond the river kid fireball
He's gonna shoot a goblin barrel to the second here
Fireball tornado fireball combo graveyard spawns guards. Okay, that sounds chat a graveyard spawning guard sounds broken. What?
How are you gonna defend this? How are you gonna defend this?
To what?
Bop!
Yep!
Bro, that's so busted!
What?
Okay, we have a lot of pressure coming into the right lane.
I believe Musketeer can clean all this up.
Musketeer's gonna clean all this up.
What is hitting me?
Chad, I believe they call this Fireball Valv...
What is that?
What is happening?
What is happening?
what is happening what is happening yo why are these guys fire spirits jumping
from Narnia onto my troops holy value holy value graveyard spawns random
skeleton troops don't mind if I dirt don't mind if I dirt kid
yep what is happening guys Scott I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead
how is that oh my god I'm actually gonna look how is that fair great don't spawn
random skeletons I need you now more than ever 20 seconds left great don't
Spawn Madam Scouts and Threat God!
The Palmer!
Where did his mega knife come from?
What is happening bro?
I'm gonna actually get it loose.
I'm actually gonna loose.
I hate chaos, it's so bruh.
Bro, how did he come back?
This guy was getting mocked the whole game!
How did he come back?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You're gonna emote?
You're gonna emote!
You're gonna emote!
You're gonna emote!
You're washed, Jynxy!
I'm not washed!
This guy had broken cards!
The whole game!
Dude, he literally just got better.
He literally just got better cards.
I'm not even kidding.
Bro, once he got the-
It's all good I'm not gonna rage listen bro today stream it's super low cortisol super positive
vibes man super low cortisol super positive vibes man just a loving positivity all day
No, bro
Okay, what is this
The tale of Ronan I
Have five million gold holy Oh
Okay
Ladies and gentlemen, I Nicholas D. Stewart my middle name stands for
or dee am never losing again i will never lose again lock in suspicious bush vines
unreveal okay i figured out chaos all you have to do is basically just be ready for
whatever their bullshit gimmick is so you gotta do perfect bandit guys that's literally
a perfect bandit. We have to wait a second and leak a little bit of electric just so
we can get it in breath. He just sold, he just sold, he just sold. He actually...
Okay, I do miss BMing. Okay, literally perfect. Suspicious Bush spawns Vines on reveal.
Fireball scorched earth leaves ground burning. Fireball stop, drop and roll. Tornado, fireball combo.
Okay, let's do this. Let's do this. Let's do this. Wait for chat. In chaos, when you pick an
ability, does it keep it for the rest of the battle? Like, do I have the ability for the
rest of the battle, y'all? Yes? Okay, that is... Alright, he's dead. This counterpush
is literally gonna fry him. What? Why is his firecracker... What? Why is his firecracker
honest? Bro, his firecracker just turned into like an NBA athlete there. What was that?
referee joined Belgium what is the game is the game rigged zap lightning also
struck you're telling me I can get a lightning spell for two elixir bro some
of these cards you committed just read the description and know that they're
broken like that's not fair how is that balance
so watch the fake goblin barrel has never not worked remember that
Alright. Okay, why is this Firecracker Prime Lebron?
Check, look at this, look at this. This is the...
That's not balance. Bro, that's not balance. What?
Guys, that's not balance at all.
Next chaos in five seconds. Fireball here.
Zap the firecracker
First I can oh it hits the tech
Yo that suspicious bush spawns for goblin brawlers or
Graveyard spawns random skeletons random skeletons. I'm gonna go graveyard of mega knight the pocket GG easy
GG easy graveyard mega knight the pocket watch watch watch watch
Graveyard mega knight the pocket watch this
Yeah, he's dead. His tower's gone.
His tower's gone.
It's actually not. Oh, yeah, they give towers more health than this.
Yeah, so the lightning spell or the zap spawning a lightning spell might literally be the most broken thing
I've ever seen in my life. I'm not even trolling.
That might actually be the most broken thing I've ever seen in my life.
VAMOS!
Can you see the whole screen? This is full screen on... Oh no wait, you're right.
I wasn't even on full screen. Oh my god, you're right.
Yo, I got a five star yesterday. If I get another five star, suspicious bush reveal.
Fuck! I really wanted to pull out my wiener right there.
Dude, I'm not gonna lie. Chaos is probably like the best mode they added.
chat let's rip some trophy road games then dude why do i have to bro chat why do i have to get to
14k to play ranked you can click top left to see opponents abilities wait waffle boy is that pancake
Boy pancake boy did you do a rebrand?
Is waffle boy pancake boy?
It is pancake boy your main got band perma band oh brother
Why is ranked 14k trophies now?
Why is ranked 14k trophies?
I didn't cheat, I swear to God.
Wait what?
Last season it was 13.5k.
But why though?
Wait, is rank level...
WAIT!
Is rank level 16 now?
Bro, I feel like rank might be level 16 now.
Oh my go-
Do not do that, do not level your body!
Ranked is level 16 now!
And you need to be 14,000 trophies
Jesus man, I have to get the 14k. Oh my god. That's a grind
Bro, I have to get the 14k trophies and I'm getting
30 trophies a game
chat
How many wins is that?
That's 3,000 trophies. Is that a hundred bit?
Okay, we gotta watch the second half.
Belgium equalized!
Oh my god!
Okay, now that it's close we will watch the second half.
Yes, I'll watch the second half now.
Okay, I'm gonna play class for like 20 minutes.
Chat, how many wins do I need to get 3,000 trophies, Kins?
How many wins is that?
How many wins is that?
3,000 divided by 30.
Is that 100 wins?
Bruh.
Wait, Evo, Evo, Evo Wizard got a new punchline.
I might have just lost the game with that graveyard, but that was the worst grade.
Do you want to win a crown for me?
Okay, never mind.
This guy literally has CTE.
Perfect arrows, nice!
We did the arrows to cancel the boss bandit dash
and we took out the wizard, Rommel.
Dude, Belgium, Tidesbane, okay, chat.
You have my word, I'll watch the second half
since this is actually a close game.
I'll watch the second half.
Chat, how is Lameen playing?
I saw he hasn't scored.
Okay, I think this guy's not one,
Let's see if he tune-sphoned.
Well, he tuned someone else at 9.
Let's go Evo, which the back.
Bro, he has lightning.
Oh, God.
Alright, let's go Mini-Pekka.
Giant.
But I can't really go Minions because he has to-
Okay, this guy has so much stuff.
Bro, this guy's being a fucking chud!
Bro, this guy has a meganite and wizard?
He's gonna go with the bridge. Yep. Okay. I'm gonna get a perfect boulder roll
And then arrows should wipe it out nice
Wait the bullet lift the bullet the bullet that's huge that's huge that's huge
Okay, roll maybe roll roll roll roll roll roll roll
arrows
Mini pack of pancakes
game suck my unshaved nuts actually false I did recently just shave them
bro real to stickly chat I it's not even possible for me to lose that 11k
trophies unless I keep stream sniped by the three CS delinquent stream sniping
hard-countering chud muffin loser degenerate freak creep unless I get
I can't lose show proof you want me to show proof of my unshaved testicles
Guys send me a send me a chaos deck send me best chaos decks. Oh
God not these not these do chats I do friendly battles and chaos
Bro, not this facial, please, dude.
Wait, okay, okay, okay, wait, but slow down, slow down.
One chaos second at a time, baby.
All right, who wants to blame me in chaos?
Who wants to blame me?
Wait, high score, this one looks good.
High score, this one looks good.
Chats, should I play my clan?
Well, that just reduced his enemy levels by 3!
Yo, they need to keep doing chaos.
Chaos is such a good mode, bro.
Okay, lock in.
Chad chaos is fun because like I feel like anyone could win
Okay
So chat my zap reduces enemy levels by three we have to use the zap smartly
We can't really just afford to waste it
Wait wait hold up
Why did the firecracker
turn into LePron
Yo, oh my god
Fireball leaves ground burning. I feel like fireball leaving the ground burning could be a good combination with graveyard
Because yeah, I could go graveyard fireball
This guy's firecracker has a 40-inch bird
Wait this night would should die here this night would should die oh
No, she walked in front of it. That's actually dumb, bro
Okay, I need to lock in wait wait hold up
Level eight he was coming in hot boy
Okay, well now it's level 8, he whizzes ass.
Okay, I'm going to go.
Guys, Rodin counters the Mega Knight pretty well.
I don't know what I should do.
Maybe I should just let the Musketeer handle him.
Goblin Barrel Spawns, three brawlers!
Okay, that's broken.
The game's over.
He can't defend this.
There's no way you can defend this bro.
Do you see? Okay, that's bot.
I just did 2,000 damage.
Bro, that's actually bot.
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie, this might be really hard to defend.
Chat, what I need to happen is I'm gonna need...
I'm gonna need something. I'm gonna need a really good defensive counter in the next 13 seconds for this
Fireball could be good
Wait zap it now. It's level eight. I miss I missed the zap
Dude, all they need to do is that what I would have been chilling
Bro
To elite musketeers hashtag girl boss
Don't mind if I do sista hashtag girl boss. Don't mind if I do
Look dude, now the golem's level 8.
That's actually so broken.
Okay, okay, okay, that's actually broken.
Oh my god.
Yeah, this guy's hard countered.
He can't do nothing.
He can't do nothing.
Okay, um, enough dude.
Wait, why does this golem look like that?
Uh, I feel like I'm gonna get degloved.
Chat, why does his golden look like that?
Why does his golden look like that?
Uh, what's going on?
What's happening?
Why is his golden blue?
Why is his golden blue?
Why is nothing hitting his gold?
Why is his golden blue?
Why was it invisible?
Why was nothing attacking it?
His golden had the monk ability.
Top left to see the opponent's ab-
WHY DIDN'T NOBODY TELL ME THAT?
WHY DIDN'T NOBODY TELL ME THAT?
Top left to see opponent's ability?
No one told- Bro, that's like the most useful bit of information you could have said.
We did, you have CTE.
Check it out, check it out.
Wait, so do we both have the same ability?
I'm confused.
Do we both have the same ability?
Yep, we do.
Oh my god, you can actually see it.
Chat the Deep Goblin Barrel has never failed.
Remember that.
All right, okay, he's gonna go. Oh, no. Oh, no
Tornado fireball combo sure
But I don't know you could see your potent abilities. That's so important to know Jesus. I do not know that I
I mean, he activated King Tower with a graveyard deck.
That's normally a cardinal sin.
Okay, his graveyard spawns guards, good to know.
I'm gonna eat this bandit, because this bandit doesn't ma-
Oh no no no!
Wait, that was not good!
Wait, that was kind of good!
Okay.
Right now he has a bandit with 200% dashes and graveyard spawning guards.
Wait, that's gonna go to the tower, right?
Nice!
Ooh, his P-split pushing now, that's good.
I'm in trouble.
I guess chain dash on final hit.
Bro, I'm in trouble, bubble.
I don't know if I can defend this.
He has such a big push!
K?
I think that's defending?
We're probably gonna have to zap, bro.
Okay, we ended up defending.
Jump!
Nice, thank god.
Okay, Musketeer does pretty well against the Ronin.
WE'RE ALREADY GONNA GO!
WOAH, WOAH, WOAH, WOAH, WOAH!
I didn't read the ability now I lost. Bro, I didn't read the ability man.
Bro I didn't read the ability chat. You can just spawn and pack on me man.
How is that fair at all?
You could just spawn a fucking- okay.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, how's that fair? How's that fair?
That's the best card in the game.
Why would everybody not just use the pe-
THAT'S NOT FAIR!
WHAT THE FUCK?
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
BRO!
He just spawns a pecker?
How is that even remotely fair?
Okay, that's enough class for the day, man.
That's enough class for the day.
YouTube, if you enjoyed today's video, 5,000 likes and I'll do a suspicious push reveal.
Chat, that's not unfair ability, man.
What?
Okay.
Chat, should we watch the rest of Spain, Belgium?
Guys, apparently it's a good game.
Apparently it's one-to-one.
Let me see a potential knockout here,
a little bit of an upset.
YouTube TV.
Okay, chat one second.
I'm gonna call my cousin real quick and then I'll be back.
One second.
But chat, we're gonna load up Spain, Belgium.
All right, boys.
Oh my God, it's all tied, all tied at the half.
Unlimited.
Mods or predictions on the second half,
chat, lock in your points.
Mods or predictions on the second half,
chat, lock into your points, bro.
Lock into your points, baby.
R-Chat, BRB kittens.
you
you
you
you
you
you
2 more star studded quarterfinals coming your way tomorrow we'll get you set for those
I was muddied chat house lamine playing good or bad house lamine playing
Yeah, I was muddied I was muddied
Nice fake break. Oh, yeah, dude. Yes
Every yeah, you got me bro. Every time I go to the bathroom. I'm ripping a fucking
a blue raspberry fucking geek bar man you got me bro every time I go into that
bathroom I'm poking the shit out of a blue raspberry geek bar or it's the
contrary I have a small bladder okay we know self report self report self report
Oh, yeah, self-report, guys.
I'm a vape, dude, what do you want me to say, bro?
I'm a vape God, what do you want me to say?
Guys, I don't vape, never have, never will.
You have small penis, small penis, you mean?
Nope, I'm very open about that.
Chad, I wish I could just yank it out right now.
Listen, my wiener, it's not small, but it's not big.
It's like sort of here.
here. Guys, okay. Here is my wiener, Flassib. Here's my wiener, erect. Any other questions?
Any other questions? Like, bro, any other fucking questions, man? Show titties. Okay.
Yeah, I don't, I don't understand. I'm not going to show titties, bro. I'm not going to show titties. Um, guys, it's 2026. This year here is all about love, positivity and improvements. I'm not going to show my titties, bro.
Guys, what does it mean if you have hair around your tent, like around your neck? What does that mean, chat?
Pop a titty for the boys show feet I love you thank you macro it means you're a soy
boy okay check am I a soy boy yes or no I guess we're gonna have to see you when I go
to the diamond gym boys because y'all never seen me in that environment bro guys what
you ever understand about me bro is I can survive that shit man I'm gonna
survive diamond gym bro yes 100% show it I'm a doctor show you want me to show
my penis because you're a doctor yo bro I'm not that fucking gullible man I'm
not that fucking gullible bro you ain't surviving shit okay so chat if you have
How do you think I'm going to do in the Diamond Gym?
What is your prediction?
How do you think I'm going to do?
Death, die, death, perish, cease to exist, murder.
You will die.
Five minutes then tap out.
You're going to cry.
Brochette, I already have a plan for the diamond gym.
I'm not allowed to drink water in there, all good.
I'm going to drink two fucking jugs of water in the car on the way there and be hydrated
as a motherfucker.
Are you going to stream it?
No.
It's going to be a vlog.
I'm going to vlog it and post it on YouTube because I want to be a mocked in, to the workout.
I'm not trying to be reading chat, like I'm taking this shit serious.
So it's going to be a vlog, bro.
I'm not trying to fucking be reading chat. No, I'm trying to lock into the shed.
Saturday's strong with Erling Holland in Norway.
Oh, my God, in Norway, England chat. That's the game I'm going to.
Wait, chat, is the Argentina game at 8 p.m. I thought it was at 9 p.m.
Why does they cover because it begins at 7?
Argentina versus.
Well, bro, it's at 8.
I don't even know if I'm going to make it back to the Caribbean being time.
Argentina versus Swiss.
I don't know what's that 9 PM.
Yeah, I'm gonna make it.
Just what I'm gonna do tomorrow, bro.
The plan for tomorrow is I'm gonna IRL
Norway versus England.
It's going to be me, Ron, Marlin, Lacey, Hi VICE.
And that same night, I'm going to drive to Airbnb
and stream Messi's game on desktop
because they're four hours apart.
So it's literally perfect.
I'll have enough time.
Then, the day after Fortnite Pro Am, then the 15th World Cup semifinals, then World Cup
Finals, then DiamondGym, chat, I'm telling you bro, by the end of this week, Messi's
gonna win a World Cup, I'll be at DiamondGym, and it's a great week.
It's a great week, yo.
We all want an excuse to dance
Because what the hell do we have chat who is that is that bad buddy?
Bro finally going outside
Yo, you realize chat I go outside all the time, right?
Guys you have to understand one thing about me bro is I go outside like you I practically live outdoors
chat and what you would call a cowboy bro my chat when I'm not streaming bro I'm
riding horses I'm farming I'm cutting down trees like guys I might not look
the part guys I'm literally a fucking I'm a cowboy bro no tan on that soy face
riding question mark so out of all the information you you were just received
You typed rioting with the question mark
Hey, jit see when does the stream start I
Don't know that that that shit is like next level rage bait bro
The stream started an hour ago
That shit has got to be next level fucking rage bait the stream started an hour ago, bud
Ron is swimming in Florida. I know he's in tarpon Springs chat tell Ron to stay safe
Tell Ron I said to stay safe and check his shoulders, bro because he's in tarpon Springs
Like bro, I bet you Ron's in tarpon Springs, but I bet you Ron is getting jumped with it right now
I'm ours
15 years, like, really?
15 years, bro.
Okay, he can't really get jumped on a boat.
But when he gets back, like, you know what I'm saying?
Guys, Starboard Springs, it's not a joke.
This shit is not a game.
This is real shit.
Bros in Candyland.
Getting jumped by Sunshine and Rainbows.
Oh, come on, where, dude, where's Spain?
Can Spain play?
Where's Spain?
FIFA World Cup 2026 on Fox is presented by the Home Depot.
Ma, some predictions.
Spain's Belgium second half.
We got a game.
Dusty with the five gifted subs.
Okay, she on Dusty, put the tip in my ass.
W Dusty inside of the chat, bro.
Dusty put the tip in my ass.
All in Spain here in the second half.
Chat, how was Lameen playing this game?
Is he playing good, bad or mid?
Type it in the chat.
Oh, De Bruyne is in.
So chat, Belgium didn't even play De Bruyne
against USA and won 4-1. They literally, they dead ass aura farmed us bro. Bro, they dead
ass aura farmed us man. Camellio, they give it a 5 gifted, camellow woe woe, camellow
woe woe. Camellio, they give it a 5 gifted. Oh my god, second up, starting chat lock in.
for the second half. It's because y'all are ass. Yeah, well thanks man. I know what ass.
But, I know what ass.
Oh, it would have said to the team at half time because there weren't moments in that
first half when Sprain went one up and you felt it might get away from them, but that
never really transpired.
It's been in the game a long time really guys here. You know, they hung in there, you know,
and when they got a chance, they got a look, they got higher up the pitch.
I think he was delighted.
Guy is locked in.
Okay, Guy, seriously, so good.
Let's see what the second half does.
Thanks.
Spain group out.
What do you all got?
Jax, Abadz, and predictions.
And predictions.
One thing we do know, it's going to be an old European match.
Static's with the five gifted subs.
Static's, but that's it.
Put the tip of the tip in my ass
W Stannis
Alright, come on, Damingo
Ikehue, Ikehue, come on Damingo
Kukareya
Ooh, what a vicious challenge for Kukareya
There are some vicious challenges
Kukareya
I don't know why he's complaining, he told me to see a follow-up.
We can't see the game?
Oh, dude.
Let me do that for you right now.
Let me fix that.
You can't see the game?
Oh my god, I'm an idiot, bro.
Let me fix that for you right now, bro.
Let me turn that on for you.
Let me turn that on.
If I show the game of a FIFA World Cup broadcast live,
I will get struck down by a lightning bolt into my vagina
What do you mean show the game bro fake your brain use it
use your brain
Do you have a bussy?
Mots not answering this time this guy out
Yo, I'm not doing this bro. Do you have a bussy bro? What are you saying kid? What are you saying?
Speed wait Darren walk it they're walking playing on the outside the state
You see the car crew at some point you'd like to see look you back here in this and not me
Yammer. He's getting wet. He's getting wet.
Ferran Torres on the bench as well.
Wait, that's a goal.
People's gonna come here and just get there. Try and get right.
Your mother's running to the offside.
Offside. Bro, I feel like that wasn't off.
She shows the experience there at Courtois. Not to do anything rash.
Yeah, and he's just...
You're not saying it's just an injured, but again...
Are you ready for the pro am?
Bro, listen, asking me if I'm ready for the program is literally like asking Messi if he's ready to win the World Cup. Uh, yes, bro.
Jack, uh, I'm going to win the program. Messi is going to win the World Cup. This isn't like speculations. This shit's actually going to happen.
Exclamation mark, ask him. You won an ask camera. Yo, how horny are you, bro?
The derby field to it on that side, Tottenham against Arsenal.
Roderick.
Danny Olmo.
There's Trossard.
Jack, what club does Trossard play out? He looks like a very good footballer.
He was bending the USA over a table a couple of days ago.
KDB the big KDB Kevin De Bruyne Rose Belgium in 70s that's kind of wild I wasn't expecting
I thought Netherlands would make semi-finals, chat who beat Netherlands, who knocked them
out?
Who knocked out Netherlands?
Oh, Morocco.
Dude, what an interesting World Cup.
Norway's in quarters.
Netherlands is out.
Germany's out.
I don't know.
The Bruina corner?
That's powered away by Korogun, it was a foul, isn't it?
But Chad, you know the country that did the worst that I thought would do good was Turkey?
Bro, I thought Turkey was going to top the group and they better be got fucking fourth.
Like, I'm not going to lie bro, I thought Turkey was going to do good and they did so
bad.
They did so shit.
So shit.
Hey dumbass, we can't see your screen.
This has to be rage bait bro.
You cannot be serious.
Good ball.
Good ball.
Oh yeah.
He's got back to help your mark looks inside changes the angle
Rotary to Korea
Kukareya
Is Kubasei Kubasei
LaVigliano
for the first time to LaVigliano
Oh
Kukareya let's it run Fabio Ruiz
that was almost a goal Chad. If I show the screen, I'm going to get back. Bro guys that
That was almost a goal, dude.
That's what we want.
So, Chad, let's get this straight, bro.
Are either of these teams good enough
to beat France in the semifinals?
Or is the World Cup finals going to be Argentina, France, because I'm going to that game, bro.
And I'm streaming.
Chatting IRL at that game, bro, I'm telling you this here and now.
The World Cup finals is going to be France, Argentina.
I'm guessing he's going to win back-to-back to win.
Tell him you.
Rodrin.
Carrella.
Oh!
Shit, Todd, really.
Guys, dare I say this game goes depends.
Dare I say.
What do you mean, no way Archie needs to be France?
No, Archie needs to be France last World Cup, dude.
Ultra superior player of the match
Maybe one of the gold scores for the release of Spain or Shalski Ketelara
For Belgium one of two nice moments from doku from excellent from you mal as well
Haven't mentioned Valarco's name, bro. I'm not gonna lie about you
I did not think they were gonna do just good at the World Cup. This is insane. They're gonna be I mean they might be insane
They kick the shit out of the US and now they're drawing Spain in 33 minutes in.
Holy Belgium aura.
Canada from Belgium type 1.
Tostania.
Trossard.
Exclamation mark only fans.
Marac.
Now Kevin De Bruyne.
Oh my god that was actually almost a goal but he still got that ability guys that was
actually almost a goal.
Watch his pass from Kevin de Boine. Same as the other side, Croissant.
He's gonna be changed to Saddle.
Gucci, could you change to Saddle? Do you have perms or no?
Gucci, do you have perms? St. Saddle or no?
Croissant pass makes it impossible for defenders.
It might be 35, Kevin de Boine, but his speed of thought is still there.
So Ferran Torres for Alex Byron.
I'll change to Saddle. I'll change to Saddle.
I'll change to Saddle.
For the man who replaced him at the start today, Favio Ruiz.
Favio Ruiz!
You're the superstar from Barcelona who gets a warm welcome by this crowd in Los Angeles.
Jinx, we can't see your face.
I think you're just lagging, bro.
My face is consuming the entire screen right now.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Let me...
shit ball really
bro chat, who do y'all want to win, Spain or Belgium?
he's in Belgium, a city in Spain
ah, mage, ban that guy for lack of intelligence
ban that guy for lack of intelligence, mage
spots you have to have over a five-light unit size
well that sentence sounds so cool rotary to pantry let me come on to me show me
exclamation mark job yo bro this is my job I do you think I'm unemployed okay
technically I am unemployed well no technically my employer would be like
twitch slash YouTube yes you are unemployed yes yes yes yes
Is Yamal president of Spain? No
You want to be there
But your most out president of Spain, he's just like the best spain player
Thank you
He's only 21, one of three players who play the club footballing Belgium who are in the squad.
Yamael against the Kipa, Poro, Kedrin.
Intersected by Jeremy Docher.
Docher counter.
How come Ronaldo isn't in this match because Ronaldo is Portuguese and this is Spain vs Belgium?
Yo, bro, do you think before you type or do you just mash buttons?
Do you just mash buttons, bro?
Does it smell like the ocean? Sailor Moon, what is it?
when they get to situations like this to show you they can score again especially if the
pointer gets a look you know he hasn't had many touches but they've been decisive
Westcans pass to Kettelara and was hoping for an arc and run through
chat i played two games of rock and league this morning and diamond won two rows and i won both
of them i'm not even kidding i'm gonna push for champ i'm not even kidding champ with no mechanics
Yeah guys, I made that up, bro. I lied about that. I lied about playing Rocket League and
winning this morning. Isn't there going to be a trap for it? You can see.
Kukareya.
No way, England, I'ma be at that game!
Dude, my first ever World Cup game tomorrow, baby!
chat maybe this is glaze bro but like the world cup games just when Messi's
not playing it's not as entertaining this might be some crazy level of glaze
but like when Messi's not playing it's not as entertaining like dead ass I'm
not even folding maybe this is a disgusting amount of glaze but I think
I'm not even kidding. I think it's just because Messi is so good
Guys I cannot dude I'm gonna be at Messi's semi-final game
Like dude, I'm gonna have my jersey on with the
Let me that was a screamer
Bro, once Lameen chops, he's deadly, though.
Messi won't make it to the finals.
I'll remember that buddy messy ball make it to the finals. I remember that yo
I'll remember that when he not only makes it to the finals, but wins ass wipe. I'll remember that
Wait, wait, wait, look at what look at what
VL?
Natural position.
Hey, natural position.
God, I love the rules, endless.
Let me...
Let me... Let me... I'm getting tired.
Let me...
I'm gonna say it bro. I'm gonna fucking say it.
Belton might win this game.
Bro, Belton's needs to clear this corner.
They need to clear this corner.
Daddy Olmo.
Daddy Olmo.
Oh, these broke his ankle. Oh my God.
Badly, well won, Grandry.
Back to Badry.
Badly.
What means looking good on that wing though is creating a lot of chances.
back on the way
I think Belgium's gonna win bro, I don't know
Damn
No way bro. Brother, no friggin way.
Ketelara for Belgium
Daniel, let me give up. Let me give up.
So he did well this time. That's good defending. That will give you a bit of confidence.
Exactly. That's what you're making go. Making go and it's right foot.
He wants to chop back in, then you get your body in front. That was classic defending. Really good.
Bro, the midi ball's causing problems on the wing right now.
The midi ball's low key kind of cooking over there.
I'm not going to lie. That's the only thing I know. Not me, Jamal.
Bro, the midi ball is cooking on the wing right now.
That should be higher up in the goal.
Chad, bro, I'm telling you this now, man.
All of the greatest footballers of all time play right wing, dude.
All of the greatest footballers of all time play right wing, bro.
Or can play right wing.
Chad, when I played football for 13 years, I played right wing, y'all.
I played it right wing, just saying.
Not to like sneak myself in there, but yeah, I'm going to sneak myself in there.
Guys, get it ass. Best footballers play right wing.
the yards of ours and a quiet game
no trick around
Penalty
Petri to almost
Oh!
Oh!
Give it to Lamee, give it to Lamee, give it to Lamee, give it to Lamee
Damn, bro
Oh my god!
He's going across to help his net back in time, not exceptionally well.
Chad, I don't know, bro.
Belgium is doing what they can do.
They're hanging on.
So far, so good, I think you'd say.
Quattrois.
Quattrois.
I don't quite know what's happening.
Quattrois hurt.
He's sat down on the turf.
This is a big concern.
He crammed?
For Belgium.
It might be around the kick.
As soon as London's in Manchester United
would be the replacement, if you can't carry on.
Bro's Belgium.
Belgium look he needs Courtois.
So tight for the match break at this point.
And the players can rehydrate.
Every basketball player is left-footed.
Exactly correct yet again.
Because 95% of people that play football are right-footed.
So defenders are used to defending people
who like to take it to the right.
So when somebody takes it to their left, it throws them off.
Same thing, a basketball, bro.
There he is.
Left-footed is OP in football.
We're all spread.
We've got to work it out.
We're into the final quarter of a match.
Now it's one more here in Los Angeles.
Your teeth are more yellow than a minion, brother.
Let me see this. Let me see if this guy's capping.
Okay, they're actually not yellow. It's just the lighting. Keep the seagulls look.
It's just lighting, bro. See?
okay maybe they are yellow but no I pressed them this morning okay I'm gonna
get teeth-winding strips yeah be kids three on three winner go home and this
local crew they've never gotten home not since 1996 yeah anyone anytime they
guess who showed up three legends peak of their powers everyone thinks this has
That's gotta be it.
Put the foot down, guys.
Other plans.
Two rolls.
Just like that.
And then the kid gives it down, and it is all over.
This isn't down, gonna speak for a week.
That's cold.
What would you like the power to do?
Ask him.
Like you always have.
Like you always have.
Even when others counted you out.
Ask it.
Keep asking.
And inspire the next generation to ask it too.
Bank of America champions everyone who dares to ask,
what would you like the power to do?
It really is a magnificent setting for this World Cup quarter-final.
It's a good game as well, one all between Spain and Belgium.
And the good news is the Tivo course wire is on its way back out there,
Sometimes it's nothing too severe.
One thing that is in Belgium's favor
is that they're the team that's found a way
to break down this offensive.
It takes De Bruyne's brilliance, doesn't it?
To kind of unlock it, but he's still out there.
He doesn't do it with as much energy as he did
at Manchester City for all those years.
When you could make a case he was a top five player
in the world at that time, Kevin De Bruyne.
But he's just got that wonderful ability
to see the pass, make the pass, whether it's one touch,
Whatever side it is, and he's such a fantastic player.
No, he's got a touch of class.
CCC is getting quicker than everybody else.
They've got a little bit older, obviously, with Lukaku and Vitzel coming on.
And Kevin De Bruyne is at number 10.
Got a bit of youth on the outside in Dortmund, de Ketzalara.
I like to blend.
Look, it goes towards Lukaku.
Fixes header on, Poro gets over there,
it's up to Dortmund, just laying the limit, conceiving the free kick.
I think now you'll see them go up to, you can't go a little bit more direct.
It's a good reference point I think for Belgium.
I also think as well, this stage of the World Cup in heat like this,
it's who handles the last 15 minutes the better.
Who's going to be impactful off the bench because you've got to make changes if you're a manager?
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, do teeth winding strips actually work, yes or no?
Or is it fake?
Kind of.
Some do, some don't.
So you're saying?
Kind of. Some do, some don't. So you're saying some teeth whitening strips work and some don't.
Alright. So there's a chance that you just get scammed? Can I have that when you're done
using it. You want my teeth whitening strip after I've used it. Ma's report that guy
said at FBI. Wait, Cortwois crying.
It's an emotional T-Bow, Cortwois. But didn't he said allow him to do well when he got into
that Manchester United team last season? He's been a revelation in Baltimore, Manchester
United. It's very calm.
Yeah, I mean, if anybody after Onana is going to do well, bro. Onana might go down as the
the worst keeper in modern history bro. Chad, who would you rather have in met? Oh, Nanna
or XQC bro?
I'm hanging there. Gortree, ahead of De Bruyne. He's a capable replacement of Nammans, yeah.
I'm taking XQC man, in a fucking heartbeat.
The court plays it forward, and now it's the court with time to come across.
The play to Kattelara really wide on the right now, he's through the centre where he scored the goal.
I just wondered if they might take a bit of a gamble and try and get him closer to Lukaku and give them...
RUMBINOOT IN THE GAMBLE!
Stop it!
Bro, imagine Belgium's scores right now?
Bro, time is ticking bro.
bro oh shit let me let me let me do the week got locked up right there you want
these top players the best players you try to minimize risk that means you put
on the weaker foot. It's the same for everybody. He must be dressed for a 0-4 try.
In such a galvanized group. Do you use yellowing strips every morning?
Okay, first off, why would there be teeth yellowing strips, bro? Why? Dude, why would there be teeth
yellowing strips? They're going a little bit too direct, those are my thinking to Lukaku.
Oh, no, it's back. What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Oh my oh my
Grace famous had so many chances, but they just can't finish
They can't finish
Coming off the line on the left hand side
For they've had so many chance, but they just can't finish
Do you brush your teeth with the face again, no, that's why
Oh
Let me
the way by Nicholas Rascant, and his pal, Cubarsi.
Bro, Spain has a lot of chances, but they just can't complete them right now.
Belgium might bring this to extra time.
Tyrone Torres, Mercedes got time to come across.
He's the one that's way, he's found his feet.
Chad, this might go to extra time, bro.
He's composed from Pecala.
They lift the floor of Mike Estanio up towards the car key.
The port just allows the board to find him.
Fatty, there's someone larking at you on TikTok.
I've seen, I'll react to that today.
This is a promising chance, promising chance.
Lameen?
This is a promising chance.
Jinxie, I like your GSLs.
Ma'am, support that gas in the FBI.
Ma'am, support that gas in the FBI.
Do you use lip fillers? What the fuck do you say?
If you win the Pro-Am, I'll get transition surgery at Jynxing.
Yo, uh, Bud, you realize, like, my team is probably the favorites to win the Pro-Am, right?
Listen up to me, bro.
What's your name?
Lacey is a Faddy's 67.
Listen up, bro.
My team is probably the favorites to win the Pro-Am.
I'm gonna win the Pro-Am!
Let me know in the ball.
It's back here now to Poro. Poro throws in the cross-Diculus, Rascan defends it well.
The organization in the back from Belgium has been exemplary, really good.
Flash dead.
He's got no chance there, Pedro. He should stay away from that.
Pollo can't carry your fat ass.
It's probably him's water duo.
I think the only real issues that cause is when poor makes a bit of an overlap and helps out the FBI is busy with
Argentina.
Alright.
That can be very proud of him, Belgium, the one that played for the injuries and
It might also make one or two supporters of the USA feel a bit better about the previous round as well because I mean they were
when is the strip stream you want me to do a stream where I strip what is the end
going of the stream bro I'm naked and I get banned what's the point that's that
content like it I'm just gonna get banned
bus park. Hold the bus park. Now that looks like five at the back. I just can't prove it.
Now that looks like five at the back. Chatting my crazy? That looks like five at the back.
Sane's timed it perfectly.
Well done. I used to do that.
Just put a toe in.
Just surprised him.
Just surprised him.
That was really good Sane's.
He's done actually really well in the last 10 or 15 minutes.
Here's Oboe.
So much creativity on the pitch
in the moment for Spain.
He has a ball.
Here it goes to Ferran Torres.
Dude, they just can't score.
Belgium's defense is locked!
Reese with the five gift data is ducks.
He's holding up a reset of Cat.
Wait, Nico Williams.
Cat, Nico Williams is coming in.
Reese taking the bad gift.
Niko Williams is coming here. God just be making people. What the hell does that mean?
Gucci, what the hell does that even mean? Love the streams loud, St. St. Thank you, bro.
Thank you, man. Bro, I'm just gonna say this, bro. The last two days I've seen a lot of positivity.
they thank you guys. Precinct chat. 80th minute chat. Who knows? This is a close game.
They've got some fresh legs on the ball.
What is she doing?
Singer, what?
Nirvana?
Guys, all I'm gonna say is
This feels like a penalty shootout. So I'm gonna say Belgium's defense is locked!
I think you'd have to track it.
No, De Bruyne!
Oh, no, he's gonna get it, get it, get it, get it.
This is his last game of the World Cup.
You wonder whether he might say, you know, after this,
that's it for me, it's an international footballer.
Touch of class told from Daniel Maltz.
35, just checking on him and seeing if he's okay.
Yeah.
James thinking with the prime stuff.
Cup infinity thinking the prime.
Chad, where's the next World Cup at?
Where's the next World Cup?
It just showed miles Garrett on the screen and the rounds you've just traded for from Cleveland
Where's the next one come at y'all?
Spain, Portugal and Morocco. Wait, why that's cinema?
Spain, Portugal and Morocco, that's cinema.
entry in sight of Williams, Vicksal was there for Belgium, Williams, Laundry, Laundry in
the wing again. So they have the moon locked up bro, Laundry is locked. He's asking for
He's asking for a yellow chat, do you hear that?
Nice to see you tomorrow, nice to make a run in behind.
He wants everything to feed, which is understandable.
Sometimes just make that run in behind.
Petra is past deep, teams are walking on a Williams.
Bro, Belgium's defense is just locking it down.
This game's going to go to Pan's, bro, get ass.
Shut up!
Belgium's defense is locking this shit down, boy!
You look like an uncliped toenail!
Okay, Maz...
Maz, I need your locked interest!
Maz, I need your locked interest!
Really good play. Bit more experience a bit older.
The mean of the win again.
With his age and his profile.
Come on Laby, come on Laby.
So Salamak is ready.
And they see the Lamy player.
Oh, oh, Lamy!
Lamy!
The first touch was nice, the second one not so special.
I'd say he's guessing back to Lamy's.
And only because say he's holding.
And he just times it really well.
That's the run I meant, running behind.
Play RP, I wanna goon.
You're telling me to my face,
you've jerked off to GTA RP before?
You've jerked off to my GTA RP streams.
All right, you need help, bro.
Bro, how about this, bro?
Find the Lord.
You jerked off to a GTA RP stream?
You need help, dude.
Buddy, you need help.
Seymour was off his line 6 minutes left for stoppage time
Smashin' that, take it with the time, baby. Cheek, clapper, take it with the time.
That's what it's like to keep a good corner.
No one's plays it out to a point.
I
That's a blatant foul
The brother is slam that guy
What the fuck was that?
Jack, is De Bruyne have anger issues?
Holy shit!
Kevin De Bruyne looks like a pro wrestler. What the fuck?
Is he have fucking anger issues? Oh my god!
Jack, he just bodies slam that guy. Jesus!
Hasn't you graced it?
One of my favorite players of the last decade, honestly,
watching you play football was a thing of beauty.
Even you played two first-time passes that
affected the game today.
And I mentioned Nick Calmarino about five minutes ago,
and he's now also replaced Danny Olmosa.
Don't sleep on it.
You are built like a thumb.
Have you seen your haircut?
It's such a mystery, but he pops up
for some of the biggest goals.
But it's not a haircut.
It's just growing in and it's in the awkward stage right now.
But it's in the awkward stage.
Six minutes.
I'm going to go to the barber shop tomorrow.
Oh!
Girls they just can't score.
I don't know how to explain it.
They keep on setting up these great opportunities,
but they just cannot score.
Petrie.
Petrie.
Roger it.
Yama.
You're going to touch inside.
Yama.
Yama chops back inside and runs straight into Slade's.
Who's growing with every minute.
He's been out there to left back for Belgium.
He's been great for when Yama plays that first time pass.
It creates space for other people.
Nico Williams.
to be better than that.
Nicholas Raskam was in the way.
And the Kharkun hasn't really been able to get in
for too much since coming over.
And it's chasing down to Barcy here.
And then at the port.
Bro, this feels like a penalty shootout, bro.
Dead ass.
This feels like a penalty shootout.
God, it's close.
Spain has way more possession, way more chances, but, like, Belgium's defense is just locked.
That's it.
Dude, it's Couscourt Chua came off.
It's literally just right when he came off.
Sha, it's just Couscourt Chua came off.
That kid was hitting an E-mode.
I
Chases cuz books walk him off that was a textbook saying
Wow
It's Belgian tears
Celebrations of Nick Calderino is the super sub again. How many always seems to do it for club and country
It's just cuz portua came off
Guys it's just cuz portua came off
GG Spain wins for big gold GG man
Literally right after portua came off
I feel bad for the keeper now he's gonna get a bunch of hate.
Now the keeper is going to get a bunch of hits.
Hey Nick, open your asshole.
When the big moments come and that's something I don't think you can teach in any sport
He just he just that's a few for where to go where to be
Belgium has to get aggressive now
Otherwise, he's gonna be spain against France
in Arlington in the semi-final
Guys, no way!
Exclamation mark pube camera?
Look dude, Belgium had a crazy comeback against Senegal, right?
So you never know man, you never know, maybe they could score in 7 minutes.
there with the Calcutt. Maybe they could chat maybe they could sport you really
never know bro.
Jingxi you sold this why are you bad luck to Belgium how the fuck are you
gonna blame me I have no control over this bro don't you dare pin that shit
on me bro. Don't you dare I have no control over
that. Bro, what fucked it up? Was Quarchwaal getting hurt, bro? That's what fucked it up.
Damn, bro, look at Quarchwaal. Quarchwaal looks depressed, bro. Yeah, Quarchwaal looks so
They're gonna drop to best
They've done enough
So far, it's a Belgian team
Minus
Alnana, Salomon's
Courtois
And the pro-less rice was not as well
Great ball, oh my god
Wait!
The goal is actually way better than the ball, and Sanam Seymour catches it.
No, that was a miss a goalie.
Dude, USA vs Spain would have been Sanamah.
Wait, they have a chance.
That's a fucking freakish, oh my god.
Yeah, I think he meant to close line him.
Ooh, shit.
He just fucking closed lined him.
Span would have beat you guys seven to one.
All right.
Oh my God.
Rascal looking to try and get there.
But Torres was too strong and now the Spanish break is on.
Traves gets across.
Belgium has four minutes to shock the world.
Can Belgium shock the world in four minutes?
still to play. Lots of culture, mum. You know, they're trying to have a go in the future.
Ladies, boys up.
Michael Oliver gives the free kick for the final on the Spanish hero,
Mikael Marina. Kevin De Bruyne is fucking marking.
It looks like Spain is going to play France.
Holy cinema.
Here's Williams.
That's a great place on Vitzel.
That's a great point, Roger.
He's going to have to give the foul for that.
And a card as well.
Vitzel, Vitzel, Vitzel for the ball.
Chadder's reference, so now the Jalan call.
Guys, it's...
France main, bro. Simple.
France main in the 70s.
What inspired you to tell me that, man?
Legitimately.
What inspired your brain to tell me that, bro?
was coming 90 seconds to go guys I think it's over that was the last legitimate
chance. What a delivery. Guys, that was the last legitimate chance, dude.
Definitely a foul.
It's the Greenbite practice course of actuality, not just concerned on the screen.
There's no not sure there.
Look out.
Get every right to go for it as well. Yeah, it's not way Seema's gonna be able to
come down one up with that.
It's the final minute. It's now or never for Belgium.
It's Spain's victory.
They've done it. They've gone and bloodied on it.
Cucarrea hits the shot.
London's all tied to this one.
Now the keeper wants to hold on to it.
It's over chat. It's over.
Spain is going to semi-finals.
Petro Poro on the run.
In behind Sane, he's down that side.
Pulls it back, there's the coin.
And that is it!
And Spain, a chance to the 70s.
They're going to take the lead.
Spain vs. France is going to be cinema.
In the last four.
Spain vs. France is going to be cinema, bro.
GG.
Great game.
dude once quarchwa came off bro that fucked them that fucked them that keeper had a panic attack
you can't really blame him bro bro probably wasn't even prepared to come in and then quarchwa just
gets injured and you get sucked into a world cup quarterfinals like you're obviously gonna be
shitting bricks you know what I mean you're obviously gonna be shitting fucking bricks bro
GG's man. GG's man. Chat? Is it time for GTA RP Day 3? Is it fucking time, boys? Like
the spider man is it time for GTA RP day 3 baby let's roll it up let's roll it up
check out a good haircut dude dude I got to get a haircut dude
I gotta go to the barber, bro.
I gotta go to the barber and get a haircut.
I feel like I'm gonna fart.
Chat, permission to fart in your ear?
Wait, this might be a shit, actually.
I don't know if this is a fart or a shit, to be honest.
Did you hear that?
Did you hear that?
Guys, I think that was a shit.
I think that was a shit.
Did you guys hear that?
Oh my god.
Guys, I think I just started.
I'm not even, guys, I'm not even kidding.
I think I just started.
Oh my God, I think I just started.
Okay, one second, one second.
I'm a mother.
I'm a mother.
Is that a mutton?
Chat, listen, bro.
Wait, confirm you want to join the server.
Yes, confirm.
Chat.
GTARP day three.
Put your hand on your wiener
and stroke from ball to tip at a medium pace.
Stroke from ball to tip at a medium pace.
Day three of GTARP.
As y'all boys know,
we're going to do a setup on Coach Dooley.
We're going to do a little bit of a sting operation with the police officers on coach.
Locking it.
Super.
L rat.
What do you mean?
Bro, this is part of life chat.
We're trying.
It's called survival, bro.
Look at what 69 did.
bro why would you snitch on coach buddy because I have no other friggin option
what do you want me to do bro the cops are gonna throw my ass in the slammer if
I don't I have no other option guys I did water hold up
Did you ever make it back to Byron Bay the day he told me?
Took weird drinking and thinking that I double crossed them?
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
But chat, listen bro, it is time to set up Julie.
Lock in.
I
Here's the bench I slept on last night
All right chat first things first let me call the cop I need to call the cop first. Hey, what hey would
Come on he would pick up he would pick up I got messages
Oh Granny sent me a voice message.
Ow! Ouch!
Okay, we're gonna act like that didn't just happen.
Bro, Haywood's not picking up.
Where's the cop?
We can't do the setup without the cop.
Can't do it.
Oh, Granny sent another message.
Ow!
Ouch!
Okay, I don't know what type of freaky shit Granny's on.
I don't know what to have a freaky shit granny's on, but...
Bro, I suddenly get a car today, chat. I need to get a car.
Bro!
Chat, I wanna get a car in an apartment. We need that!
Chat, what about if I just like, I don't know, want a lawsuit?
AHHHHH!
FAH!
AHHHHHHHHH!
Fuck, okay, that's not gonna work.
Oh my god, I spilled water.
Oh my god, it's...
I still want it. Hold up. Hold it up. Hold it up. Hold it up. Hold it up. Hold it up. Hold it up.
Where's the um...
Dude, I wish there was like a...
Chat, where do you go to buy an apartment?
I have moneons.
Bro, but I have to finesse Coach Duelty with the police. I have to finesse.
Excuse me, excuse me!
Alright.
I just need to get out of here.
What?
Bro, I hate all the doors are locked.
It's a puppy bro, it's a puppy
Dude it's a puppy. Oh my god. Can I pet it?
Is that a Porsche?
Porsche GT3 RS, I got the mingari.
Wait, there's definitely some roleplayers nearby.
Bro, it's a Porsche with a Corvette?
Wait, there's gotta be some roleplayers nearby.
anybody in here bro there's got to be do
go live go live bro there's gotta be a there's gotta be a fucking
I hope he's doing good wherever he is, but they deaded us got Twitter on here.
they actually got Twitter on here need car pull up on me twin yo guys we
streaming oh wait let me spin this yo guys were live hope everybody doing good
in here man doing a little bit of a live stream and we have zero viewers
what the fuck oh my god we got seven viewers yo what's up stream yo to the
seven viewers in here guys um I need a car can anybody help me out with a car
I'm looking for a car you know what I'm saying oh we went right back down to one
viewer oh yo sorry I'm talking now yo to the seven viewer okay well now there's
one viewer guys if you're watching the stream I need a car okay put up on me I
I need a car, I have a lot of business to do today man.
All right?
I am currently right here on the map, bro.
Oh, I got two viewers, yo!
Yo, yo, to the two viewers, what's up, y'all?
Does anybody type on here?
Whoa, four viewers, oh my God, yo guys!
I need a car, somebody help me out.
Guys, I need a car, somebody help.
And I'm back down to two years.
All right.
Back to work.
Post the tweet.
Need a car.
Help me LFA out.
What the fuck? What the fuck did I do?
Oh, I didn't drink.
Boy, I gotta check my health more, man.
Sir, help me. I'll bleed it out. Sir
Bro, how do all of my GT RP stream start off with me calling EMS
How do all my
All of my GT RP stream start out with me calling EMS, bro
I'm changing my YouTube channel.
Sorry for this, I have no idea.
Sir, I'm bleeding out on the floor, help!
Sir!
Goodbye sir.
What the fuck?
Sir!
Guys, I'm bleeding!
Guys!
You're gonna walk over me?
Hey guys, what does give up do?
Guys, what does give up do?
What does give up do? What does give up do?
You die.
Ha!
Thank you, thank you!
Is this, uh, Mr. T.B.?
Hello, hello? Can you hear us?
Yes, it's me again. How you guys doing?
We're good, we're good.
How are you doing today?
Good, um...
Ah!
I'm not doing too well.
Yeah, it looks like you, uh, you know, flat on your back out here in the middle or almost nowhere.
Yep. Ugh.
What happened?
I did some, I did some Molly and Percocets, and now I'm dehydrated.
Okay.
Is that it?
And I got hit by a car.
I don't think I'm gonna drink in water in front of you. Look at that.
Alright, I'm gonna put a little wet bandage on your forehead here.
I'm gonna look over your rest of your body and I'm gonna see if I see any other injuries that I can see or not.
Thank you, thank you. Yeah, I got hit by a car too.
Well, are you able to wiggle your- Okay, we'll try this again in English.
Are you able to wiggle your fingers and your toes?
You don't feel anything crack or break while you can have to go ahead?
No, I didn't hear- I didn't feel anything break or crack.
Okay, go on skin.
But, I did- I did shit myself.
uh that you know what you're gonna just gonna have to go take care of that once
you're uh you finish with this oh it's everywhere oh my god all right sir it's
like what he it's like what he's gonna take explains this I'm gonna take your
hand I'm gonna lift you up right all right are you like on a pure meat diet
like yeah yeah sorry about that one two three thank you thank you oh thank you
all right thank you thank you sir thank you
Can you give me like some wipes or something?
No, we don't have that.
Okay, I'll just go wipe myself.
Yeah, use some grass.
Thank you.
Oh my gosh, leaves maybe.
But you know, I'd probably ditch those clothes and go to the clothing store.
Chad, could I steal the ambulance?
Could I steal it?
Okay, thank you guys. I appreciate you so much.
No problem.
Guys, when I get like banned, I don't want to get banned.
Need a car, someone help me, I'll have to pay out.
wait granny wait granny can you hit me up with a car
dude maybe I can call granny
I'm a FaceTime.
Shut up FaceTime and Granny.
Granny, what up?
What's happening baby, what you doing?
I'm doing, I'm doing my thing.
I'm doing my thing.
I'm doing my thing.
I'm doing my thing.
I'm doing my thing.
I'm doing my thing.
what you're doing I'm doing I'm doing nothing granny do you have a car I could
borrow yeah I do but I have to be where you are and I'm on a drill right now
granny what do you what do you mean you're on a drill you're like 85 I'm
96 and that means I'm trying to kill somebody okay
Uh, Granny, who's the next man in front of you right now?
This is my homie. She ain't got to know names. Let's not get into logistics.
Okay, so...
So, Granny, you're a gangbanger, basically.
You ain't never heard my music.
No, I've heard... I've heard your music.
Did you say Merzic? I've heard your music, Granny. It's very good.
Well, thank you, see, I'm a dog. I'm a gay, so I got a reputation to uphold, Nicholas.
Okay, okay.
Now, Granny, listen, if you want to do any of that gang banging or robbing, you just let me know, okay?
Time and a place.
Alright, I'll come. You know what? I'm gonna do this for like another two and a half, three minutes, and then I'll hit you up.
Who that broad behind you? That's your little, yeah, that's your old lady?
Oh, no, it's just a man and a lady. But yeah, just call me in a little bit, Granny. Alright?
Alright, I will.
Dude, Granny is a thug, bro?
What the fuck?
I need to eat, I need to eat, I need to eat, I need to eat.
I need to drink, too.
the thing is I was gonna do that I was supposed to set up chat I was supposed to put I was
I was supposed to set up, um...
Guys, I was supposed to set up, um...
What's your my card rate?
Coach Julie?
Let me see if Haywood picks up again.
bro none of the cops are like okay I guess I could go gang bang with granny
Bro none of the cops are um, what's it called working today?
Dude chap the city looks so good today. Wow
Bro chat, I just want to have my own apartment with my own cars. That's too much for a guy to ask
Go to the police station.
Uh, negative.
You know I don't watch TV.
What's happened to you?
We're asked to set him up today.
Is that it?
I'm planning a cultural statement through dance.
We're after that.
Yeah.
Can't assist the police station?
Later, Dan.
Is that the police station?
Call 911? Bro, last time I did that, I almost died!
I feel like a hobo, I'm just running around. I mean, I am a hobo.
The cops replied, no they didn't. What do you mean, no they didn't?
Bruh, I feel like a friggin' hobo, dude.
I don't see any art peers.
Checking me a minus one for that.
They called you on Facebook?
They did?!
Wait, what?!
Wait, there's a fucking courthouse in this game?
What?
Rico's recess live taping at 6pm.
Bro, should I go to this?
What?
Chat, there's fucking courthouse cases in here?
What do you mean notification here?
Where are you at?
We have one a giveaway.
But how do I interact with this?
Clicking does nothing.
This was yesterday?
Guys, this was yesterday, no?
Checked round stream, what's Ron doing?
Is Ron good?
He's in chocolate springs, right?
Is Ron okay? Is y'all good?
Oh god.
Is TeeFoo jumping off of a bridge? What?
Are you sure about this?
You don't have to do it!
Oh my god, he's here.
He's going a little further.
Tito's jumping off a bridge.
Don't jump, somebody's going to see you.
Here?
Yeah, sure.
Guys, I'm scared.
All right, bro, listen.
You don't have to do this.
Guys, I'm scared.
I know.
I'm scared.
What?
I got to get to town that's the thing I got to get to town
extreme sightseeing bro I just got to get to town and get my own friggin apartment
I have money from the robbery I just want a little apartment with a little car and I'm
chillin bro
but that that it's old bro I wish you could just rob cars I wish you could
Just rob cars, bro.
What the f-
Are you looking for a taxi?
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
guys I just want I just want a friggin bro I just want a friggin car y'all
hey no need to be rude oh you got attitude no worries bro
Oh smack that what is he?
You didn't see nothing honey
Bro, I just want to steal like I just want to steal a car dude
Hotel oh, I could stay at a hotel maybe bro four stars. Do I have the money for this? I
I don't even know if I have the money for this, y'all.
Hello?
Oh, I can't even enter.
Bro.
Hey, lady.
Watch this.
Hey, Steve.
What's up, man?
Hey, man.
Dude, does anybody want to be my friend?
Diet sodas are actually worse for you, yeah.
Oh, that's the worst take I've ever saw, my god.
I'm gonna puke!
Diet sodas are worse for you.
Come on. Bro, let's get realistic, bro.
We all gotta die one day and try to die at Coke. Jesus.
It's the worst take I've ever heard in my life.
It's time.
Good Julie, what up man?
Well, well, well, you sick of shit.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
How you been?
I can't believe you got the nerve to call me son coach Judy what like what bro
what do you mean what do you mean what do I mean do you not remember the last
cock sucker thing you've done to me coach broke my heart coach Judy you broke
my heart for God's sakes coach Judy I know but listen bro we can split the
money I thought about it and I just want to split the money
Yeah, goddamn genius, son. Pick me up from prison.
Wait, you're in jail right now?
I just got out. I just got out doing hard time, son.
Coach, here's the thing, bro. I'm basically a hobo.
I have no car, no apartment, literally nothing.
All I have is all that money and that ruby that we got.
Oh, so there was a ruby, too, huh?
Yes, but I didn't tell you, but now I'm going to tell you.
Because, Coach, listen, man, let's let bygones be bygones.
I'm going to meet up with you.
We're going to split the money.
Honestly, we can cut out Stuart and
fight between this completely because
you're the only one I had respect for in the group.
You know, son.
I was trying to think that you was too
sad for this world.
You know, if everything had happened with
that girl we had to shoot at, she snitched
on through the cabs.
I wasn't thinking you was going to be able
to make it. You were talking about tapping
springs out of set of nonsense.
But you just done one me over, son.
and scoop me up from prison.
Coach Tuley, I have...
Coach Tuley, a little bit of a problem.
I'm cutting me a mango cut as well.
Sliding me a mango cut, I'm gonna need that six of them.
Coach Tuley, listen, there's a little bit of a problem.
I don't have the use of a car.
I'm literally on feet.
Are you cool if I pick you up by foot?
It might be a while.
Yeah, you gonna come down here and pick you back to me?
Yeah, and everybody, you are like pretty overweight, coach.
What the hell do you say to me?
Crap, second?
Sorry, no, no, no.
But coach, how do you want to do this, bro?
Because I don't have a car.
All right, where are you right now?
I can give you my exact location, one second.
Palomino Avenue, I'm on Palomino Avenue.
Just walking down the street right now?
Coach Dewey, yeah, I'm sort of just wandering.
It's a nice moon out tonight, Coach Dewey.
Okay, I just stole a car.
Ping me, you know how to ping me?
How the fuck did you...
How did you steal a car?
Do you have a lock pick?
Because I don't have a lock pick.
Yeah, damn right, I got a lock pick.
Don't worry, I'm gonna take care of you.
Ping me, I'm gonna come scoop you right now.
How do I ping you, baby?
Uh, go in your text messages.
Don't you pay any attention to that.
Find that little texting we got going on here.
The last thing you told me is let's kill it.
I'm in here, yeah, I'm in here.
Click that little plus sign and then
drop a little pin there.
I'm on the way.
Coach Dooli, I get the feeling we're going to be aura.
Chat, coach is picking me up.
Yes!
Guys, Coach Dooli is picking me up, alright.
Guys, I don't know if I have the heart to set him up,
but it's my only way out.
If I don't set him up, I'm gonna get arrested!
Guys, if I don't set him up,
I'm gonna get fucking arrested!
Tch!
Jen, let's shank some people while we're still here.
Oh
My wrist W immersion
Sensor statistic
Oh, fuck I don't think you're actually gonna drive you asshole
Oh, good, of course.
Jack Coach Julie should be here any minute now.
I'd love to.
Please, then I could just.
Is that just happening?
Double-cross the police.
Guys, you think that's our best course of action?
Do you think that's our best course of action
to double-cross the police?
it's gonna be difficult because even if it works even if bro even if we were to
hypothetically double cross the police they're just gonna be infinite police
after us after that bro
okay I'll tell them but I can't tell them over the phone because I'm pretty
sure my phone is literally tapped I'm not even exaggerating when I say that I
I think my phone is a little intact.
I think she should be here any minute now.
You guys think we should double cross the cops, dead ass?
Really?
How do I close this?
How do I close this?
There we go.
There we go.
Charity Coach Dooley should be here soon.
You can change your identity?
You don't have the money?
No, I do, look.
I have the money, I have the money.
Guys, the cops took my money, but then they gave it back to me, remember?
Where's Coach Dooley at?
I don't see coach Dooley. Where the fuck is he at, bro?
Did he forget about me?
Check Joe. What do you mean, check Joe? What's going on?
Guys, he's just playing Marvel. Oh my god.
COACH!
I've been sweet-
COACH!
How much?
Coach, it's good to see you again, man!
What the- hold on.
Why does it say if your name written all over it, son?
Huh?
Coach, because I stabbed him, coach.
I'm a fucking thug now.
Good snaptapin', Springster.
You were gonna get yourself locked away for life.
You keep doing that. How many people you've killed since I've seen you?
Uh, I believe two. Coach, listen. I have a lot of shit I need to drop on you, and I think we should sit down before I tell you.
Yes, you listen to me, okay?
Okay, I need to make sure that what you're saying is true, Cocksucker.
Because the last thing you've done is take the money and run out on Coach McGat's sakes.
Oh my God. Coach, listen. Yes, I swear to God. You can put the gun away. Coach, you're
gonna want to listen to what I'm about to tell you. Trust me.
Okay. All right. Lean on me. The fist, I need to make sure you still got the bands,
and you're not trying to fuck me. Okay, yes, I got the bands. Do you want
the bands? Because if you're trying to fuck me, son,
you better take me out to a nice steak dinner and wind it down before you do that, you
understand? Yes, sir, of course. But, Coach Doolity,
Listen man, do you want the money first bro, just so you know you can trust me?
You got the bands on you?
Yes, I got the bands on me. It's a long story.
Let me grab a hussam for us.
Okay, how do I put the money down?
Alright, you know what it was? Check out your packets?
Yep.
Take a look at your packets, and then you know, just put those bands right in the glove.
on the right-hand side did I give them oh here we have a
just drag it from your package straight to the clip box
done and done there you go sir there you go look at it right there
wouldn't learn it. See now you know you can trust me now listen I was gonna okay
how do I explain this well the cops know coach Dooley they know about
everything we did they know what they know about the gas station robbery and
they're after your ass I told them I would be a CI and basically inform them
and set you up on a stake operation but I love you to death coach and I would
never set you up so this meeting here that we just did there was supposed to
be about 40 officers here, but there isn't because I'm telling you because
Coach Duelty, I want to murder all these cops.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold on. Slow the fuck down here. What do you
mean the cats know how the fuck would they know and up?
Because they knew they were they saw us leaving the gas station. They saw all
of us. They pulled me to the side and they knew.
So you were talking to the cops?
Yes, I was talking to the cops and I got out on a plea deal that I would basically set
you up on a stake operation tonight and hey, Coach Dooley, tonight's the night.
So listen, I need you to call every fucking guy you know and I'm gonna bring the cops
to a current location and we're gonna need to shoot every last one of those motherfuckers.
So let me get this straight, the cops impressed you?
Coach Dooley, tonight's the night.
and it's going to keep happening again and again.
They pressed you, you told them to be a CI,
you told them that you was gonna set me up
and we're gonna do a reverse set up on the caps
and kill every single one of them.
Yes, Coach Dooley, precisely.
This is exactly what I'm telling you.
Well, stop touching your tits, Coach Dooley.
Hey, stop looking at my tits.
I heard the flail in my face.
There's no flaring of the tits. We're standing still. What do you think? I'm just jiggling out of time over here
Okay, sorry continue
You bring the mango cats. I do have the mango cards. Do you want one?
Correct me what okay? Let me give me five seconds coach doing it
Okay, coach Julie, we got a little bit of a problem.
Coach Julie, we got a little bit of a problem.
I don't have a mango cart, but I have a high nude.
What deceptive you just said to me?
You wouldn't happen to be holding out on me once again.
No, coach Julie, I swear, I do not have a phone.
fucking
I can push the bands now. It's the mango cats that cat sugar coach. I gave you all the bands
I got in coach. Do they if you think I was untrustworthy do you think I would tell the you think I would tell you about the cops
No, I would have showed up and let the cops murder you, but I'm not gonna do that
I bet you got oh God
There's something we gotta do first for me to make sure that you're telling the truth. How do I bet face? This is awkward
How do I... Coach Shieldy, this is awkward. How do... One... One second.
What's going on there? You looking for food in there?
No, Coach Shieldy, what's that? Chat, where's Backspace?
What the... You just got me fed?
Talking about my bag?
When you are focused on...
Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no.
Clothes, anything like that. No, please.
...scan, narrator window heading exiting narrator.
Hey!
Coach Shieldy, sorry. I'm back, I'm back.
Please anything with that?
Wait a minute, I'll take just one... whatever the heck you're drinking.
Alright, Coach Sully, I'm back. Alright, what were you saying, sir?
I need you to take after your clothes.
Uh... why?
Son, I gotta make sure you ain't wearing a white.
Fuck.
Okay, I don't have one, right? I'm good.
Alright, go, shoot me. I got you. Let me take him off.
How do I take him off? How do I take him off? How?
Man, listen. Nick? Big dick, Nick, little dick, Nick.
Whatever you want me to call you. I want to believe you.
I really do. I really do.
Because it broke my heart. I couldn't believe for a second.
I bet you would have betrayed me like that.
Here you go coach Duly, no wire, nothing, see, I got you.
Nothing.
Okay.
I can't believe you're telling me the truth right now.
I knew it.
I knew you would never betray me Nick, I knew it.
Yes.
It's a special bond for God's sake.
Yes coach Duly and I told you bro, the cops basically told me my only way out of jail was
to rat on you but I said uh yeah sure I got you guys but fuck that man if I go
to if I go down we go down together all right
you've got them right now listen there's one thing we gotta do before we do
this yeah talk to me well I'm guessing if you want to shoot cops you just gonna
be waiting a little thing you have to end that probably ain't gonna cut it
you still got your little thingy all I have is my knife yeah that's all I have
So we're gonna need to get you a thwapper.
Okay, yes. What type of gun do you think?
I probably need something that fires a lot of bullets, right?
You got them right, son.
And look if you there's only two types of gun in the city right now.
Really?
A thwapper and a hunting rifle.
There are times of stuff, you know, the economy crashed after a long go,
they gentrified the south side, all kinds of crazy shits.
Coach...
Coach, Julie, what does gentrified mean, Coach Julie?
Basically you wouldn't whack a nutshell. Okay, you ever been tapping springs?
Born and raised, man.
Well, you know, it's the exact same thing.
Coach, do what you got us want to say. I look up to you, man.
You like a son of me. I know you're not my ageful son, but you remind me a little bit of my son.
and I disowned because, well,
it was a little bit of a catch-up.
It was a little piece of shit.
Couldn't play ball for nothing.
Kind of remind me of all those things, Dick.
Coach, if you don't mind me asking, how old are you, sir?
56 years young.
You got yourself, sir.
24 years young.
24 years young.
Don't lie to me. You look at the past 18.
No, thank you coach. Thank you, but yes 24 24 coach
Look we have to call some people that's for sure
Okay, you can't do this alone unless you want to try and chance you but these caps they get some series five howling some serious
Fatty yeah, I don't know if we could two man this we're probably gonna need at least
We're gonna need at least one or two more bodies with us because I'm sure they're gonna send a lot of cops for your ass
I love you.
Check it out with you, coach.
Check it out with you.
I can trust you in my life here.
I didn't, uh, I didn't even see you.
Follow me.
Where are we at, coach?
Where are we at?
Right here is the apartments.
Every cop's up in the city stays here right now, because unless you're rich and a bitch,
and you got a lot of money, what's going on in my cell, what's going on, baby?
God, I don't know.
What's up, baby?
What's going on, Granny?
What's going on, Granny?
Oh, hey, what's up, Nick?
What you doing over here?
You got a little shawty upstairs, you finna go bang it out?
Man, we about to go, you know, meet a couple of hunnies up there,
maybe do a little Eiffel Tower.
Oh, let me see it. I'll film it.
Only fans here, we're getting more love. What flow?
Man, do it as you might have to, you know...
What flow we on?
We have something we could tell you about if you're interested.
Of course I'm interested, what are we doing, let me know.
Coach, you're doing right now, Granny.
Coach, do you think he's a guy there?
I'm jealous.
Granny, I'll meet you on floor 20.
Floor 20, see you there.
Oh, oops.
What the heck are you doing?
I dropped something.
Uh, Granny, if I let you in on this, it's, uh, after this, there's no turning back.
What's this, like a micro penis thing?
No, no, no.
Keep it your face.
I can't have any solution.
No, he's a nick right now.
Not any, all the blood in his head in the right area.
That's it.
All right, I'm just, you know, no, he fine.
I'm not talking, you know, he's like a little son to me.
All right.
Oh my God.
Is the door shut closed?
Oh, this is wall-to-wall. What is this? Some kind of fiction sex party?
No, Granny, no sex party.
I'm out. I don't want to do it.
Granny, get your randomly-
Granny, stop!
Granny, get off me!
No, God!
Okay, all right, I don't know.
Granny, stop it!
I'm ready to room-wrong.
Granny, don't be a-
I'm ready to room-wrong.
Oh, my God, you're good.
I'm sorry. What do you want me to think? There's so many bookshelves.
Coach Dooley, explain.
Listen.
Why did I thought you wanted to kill her? That's why I brought her up here, right? We're killing her?
No, Coach Judy, put the gun down, you dumbass.
Granny, listen.
Every time you ever tell me to bring someone somewhere,
you want to kill them about 30 seconds later.
Don't tell me.
You never tell me.
Granny, listen.
No.
Granny, we're not going to kill you.
I was nervous.
I was a nervous queen.
Great.
It was a front one.
That's why it smells like pennies.
Granny, calm down.
We want to know if you want to murder cops with us.
You don't need to know much more of the information,
but are we seeing no-
Which cops?
Haywood and I think the head guy. I forget his name
It's got a guy over there giving head
No, the fuck is going on over there? No, granny like the main cop long story short granny
The cops are after dualty. I've agreed for them to be a CI and rat on dualty, but little bit
No, we're doing a little double-take on them. We're gonna have the cops meet us at a location and pull out guns blazing. Are you in?
Oh, I just went to jail for shooting a cop
Can I be like a lookout or something?
You're gonna push out right now?
You're gonna push out?
Listen, I just lost a $50,000 for this shit.
Grannie, it's okay.
It's fine, Grannie.
We both know you ain't got $50,000.
Secondly, if you lasted this probably because someone tricked you,
you know what it takes to do saying it's always gonna, you know...
Let me turn my radio down.
This motherfuckers us yearly.
Look, Granny, if you're in, you're in. If you're out, you're out.
Alright, so run me through the plan. You're gonna call the cops, they're gonna show up,
but we're gonna start shooting them. You know the motherfuckers, this is the hardest thing in the city to shoot.
How so? Why are they hard?
Because they got the best OP armor right now.
Wait, really?
Yep.
So, Granny, what if we get like a fucking rocket launcher or something? You got crazy shit, Granny?
You're at the bottom of the fucking rocket launcher?
Your rap albums had to be selling records though, no?
Surely you got money.
I mean, I got money, don't mean I got rocket launchers.
Granny, take a look at this.
Take a look at my left ear right here, you see that?
Oh, sorry, I was looking at your bulbous ass.
You bet like a mini French.
Let me tell you about flirting me right now, Granny.
Oh, sorry.
Take a look at my left ear, you see that earring?
Oh my, look at my nose.
You know whose earring that is?
Oh.
That's Michael Jordan's hearing right there.
All right.
The king himself.
The very one, Samuel Logan, everything.
1995 Chicago Bulls.
You think MJ won a championship?
Acting like the pussy ass bitch you acting like right now?
No.
Yeah, Granny, I'm gonna be honest,
like I didn't wanna say it,
you kind of are acting like a little bit of a pussy.
All right, come on.
It's kind of just a fool's errand.
I mean, you're asking me to go to jail and pay a bunch of money.
Granny, what's asking you?
We're asking you to get your cops right now.
What cops are you talking about?
Hey, boy.
Okay, let's do it.
Let's do it.
Thank you, Granny. I knew you'd be in.
Okay, guys, we shouldn't get caught though, right?
If we just kill them all and drive off?
It's not gonna happen. You understand they're literally invincible
They're gonna fucking gun us down, bring us to the hospital and then book us for cop killing and make us pay
Exorbitant amounts of money
Well, granny, I don't have much other options here granny. I'm supposed to be a CI. This is my only out here
What you mean that you're only out you just collect the money
Honestly, we can turn duly in and just get some money. What's the fuck we do the opposite
You want to just be we can just turn you in building and spread the money
What the hell did you say to me right now?
Do you look dude bills are tight man? I gave you all the money I have you just you
I'm about to go and hustle this money so you can have some money to afford a guy
And you just went from one of the shoot these cats now can I be over?
No, do it. I'm just saying we can't rule out
I've done this, but I didn't.
Thank you, man.
You just have 10, dad.
OK, one second.
Thank you, Granny.
I was about five seconds away from you,
you're the key to my heart.
It's your best place to live.
Please, please, please.
You want to turn me over, I can't, Nick.
Nick, you know how to fill you out this window, right?
Yeah, but Granny, Granny, don't throw me out the window.
Granny, Granny, put me back down.
Did she?
Did she throw me out the fucking window?
Granny, what the fuck was that about?
What?
Yeah, what the fuck was that about Granny?
I was like glitching.
You just punched me and now I fought it.
Granny, I didn't mean to punch you, obviously. I got glitched.
He punched a fart out of me.
Sorry.
That smells like old baloney in here now.
Fuck, I said glitch, fuck, okay.
I got a lock in here.
Now listen, here's what they need to know.
Number one, are you cocked so you can try to turn me over to the cops?
And number two...
Listen, we'll split the money with you.
What the fuck do you mean split the money with me?
I'm going back to jail. I just got out of jail.
You want me to go back to jail?
All right, so what the cops even want you for they want they want him for the robbery of the gas station
The gas station gas station robbery. So tell me why it makes sense
For me and Nick and you to go to jail for killing cops when all you're going to jail for is a gas station
Robert, I'll be bringing down to whisper here and you tell it the whole story if
You trust it Nick
Granny, the cops, the cops know everything.
They want Dooley, they want me, they got both of us.
I'm supposed to ride out on Dooley.
We need to kill the cops or we're going to jail regardless.
You understand?
We're wanted men, Granny.
I'm sorry.
Nick, why are you dressed like a furry that decided to be a pimp?
Okay.
Jesus Christ.
You know what, Granny?
We're just gonna, Granny, we're just gonna do it without you.
That's the same question.
Clearly you're not in.
I'm in, but it doesn't make any sense! You're all gonna die!
Granny, we're not gonna die if we shoot them in the fucking head!
That's what I should have!
We are gonna die! We're gonna be geared to get a die!
What kind of gun do you have, Nick?
I have as of right now, Granny.
This is all I have.
Just a knife.
Okay, you want to kill, you want to shoot and kill the cops with a knife.
That doesn't make any sense.
Well, Granny...
You've taken one out before, they're very nice.
Granny this knife is killed a cop in front of you. I might add second granny. I need guns. Yeah, that's what we're doing
We're gonna try to get a gun
Well, what if I just give you a gun you have a gun what type of guns?
Granny's guys hope oh my god, what the fuck is this?
What you doing? You giving me a panties to or something? What you do is there? You know?
See, now contributed. Granny, this should work. I'm not gonna lie. So wait, I just gotta hit
him in the head with that? Well, it used to be that way, but now these motherfuckers wearing fucking vests
that have 40 50 plates in them. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You're saying that if I pop one of these
cocktails in the head, they ain't going down. They are not going down. I shot Tinker in the face
yesterday, which I told you I went in there for shooting the cop and that motherfucker just bounced
off his head. So what if they should pop us in the head? Then we're dead. So we, we died in one
one bullet and they died in 40 bullets.
Yes.
God, I don't even know what to do. I don't even know what to do, man.
What about the nice? How did nice? You like to cut recently?
Hmm. Yeah, but they still it takes a couple, couple stabbings.
Yeah, but if there's a stable month, if there's like four cops here were cooked
because the last time they were talking to me was yesterday and there was like
six of them. So I don't even know in a park range of two. I don't even know how we can make it out of that.
Your best bet is to drive around find ones that are alone and shoot them individually.
Okay, yeah, we could probably do something like that. So you're saying you don't want to be there
when we kill these cops? Look, I'm just saying it's a fool's errand. It's a guarantee that if we
have the cops pull up on us and they have anything over the number of two cops, we are
I don't know what to do though, because like...
I got a plan, I got a plan, don't worry.
Hey, so you don't want to shoe caps, what if, uh, you know, would you be willing to seduce caps?
Now you're speaking my language.
Granny, get your hands off your ass!
Oh, sorry, I'm sorry, I just thought maybe I had to get into the character of seducing the cops.
Jesus Christ, Jesus, Granny!
I'm not gonna be speaking, let's see.
Jesus gritty
Let's say we need to call you for you know seducing a cab in district account. You'll be able to do that first
You tell me
Yep, she should be
Yeah, that should be fine
Oh my god his life. I just looked at yours. Oh
God
Oh, look too much turning, sorry.
Forget about that.
You better stay free for God's sake.
Ready, if you queef one more time in this room,
I'm gonna vomit.
I'm seriously gonna puke if you queef again.
All right, all right, I'm sorry.
I'll put my hand over it.
All right, let's roll, man.
All right, hold on, hold on.
I guess we gotta do something.
Granny, I'm gonna let you out of here.
We're gonna keep you on standby.
We call you.
I need you to come in, you know,
do some seducing the cats.
All right, boys.
be careful now
maybe i'll write a song about how cold the three of us are
alright granny
i'll see you
stop looking at her, she walks away, nick it in here
distinction here for guys six
what the fuck are we gonna do now
i got a plan, don't you worry, but first
should you homeless?
Yes, I'm homeless, bro. I don't even have a fucking apartment.
Well, I'm giving you keys to mine so you can store shit, all right?
Wait, for real?
You got damn right for reals, but don't you ever sue you and fuck me over again, Nick?
I mean, you're gonna keys and we're done.
Coach Dooli, clearly I'm never gonna fuck you over, man.
Fool me once, fuck me. Fool me twice, fuck you. You understand?
Yes, Coach Dooli, listen.
I, if I wanted to fuck you over, I wouldn't have told you about the plan, right?
It is yet to be seen, but for now we're gonna go ahead.
All right, the apartment is floor 20, apartment 21.
You can always remember, because 2021,
it was a shit year because of COVID, okay?
Okay, so 2021, and do I need a key for this?
I'm gonna give you a key right now,
you're gonna have access to it.
What's your state ID?
How do I check that again?
Press that little I button on your phone on the keypad.
on your keyboard or your phone. Press the I button.
And then you know the little I button on your keyboard?
Oh.
First aid.
Yep, got it.
73519.
Okay, Bull.
Thank you so much, coach.
Now let's kill some fucking gobs!
Listen, listen to me, listen to me. If you need to store something, if you don't want to lose something, you can come put it in here.
You see this red shelf right here?
Oh, this is your room. This is actually your room.
Yep.
See this red bookcase?
Yep, it says I don't have access to it though.
Oh, hold on.
Yeah, can I store the ruby?
Give me that stintedy again.
three five one nine. Okay, try again. Okay, I started though. I started my Ruby in there.
This red one is yours. You put whatever you want in there. I'm not going to touch an issue.
Thank you so much, Coach Julder. You really are like a father to me, man.
I gotcha, son. Don't you worry.
Chuck, why's my health low if I'm full food, full drink? Do I need like a med kit or something?
Yeah, I will say Viper also has keys. So if something goes missing, we'll blame it on her, alright?
Now, Coach, do you have a bandage perhaps per chance?
Yeah, you need a gas?
Yeah.
Okay, so we're gonna do it.
Thank you.
I'm gonna get the double bag downstairs.
We're gonna go and hustle this money,
but it gets you some money in your pocket,
you put in your bank just in case you need it.
And then we'll make some phone calls.
We'll make sure you got enough ammo, guns.
Yes sir.
And you set up a plan.
Yes sir.
If we feel like we need some extra people,
I'm gonna introduce you to a couple of people, some shooters.
And well, you know, these aren't gonna be some pussies,
and we'll make sure we take care of these cops.
Hell yeah, yes, yes!
Because here's a deal, Nick.
This ain't really about me going to prison.
I've been to prison before for stole robbery.
What this is really about is sending a message
to these cop second cops that El Hefe ain't never,
ever working with the cops.
And just because they thought that he would,
Let these cats know that they'll have faith is gonna flip the show and then
Coach yes, we're gonna murder all of these cock suckers coach. I got you come on
right
They do a few things gonna hit the hospital get changed all that kind of good stuff make sure you can lock it
I like this door here
You got a ease into it
Yeah, it's really not working.
I swear.
You can't get out of here.
Yeah, it's really not working, I swear.
Can you take it out of here?
Try to lock it, can you lock it?
How would I lock it with my ease?
Yeah, should just be able to lock it.
No, I can't. It's easily not working.
I'm sorry, I can't wait for that later.
I'll meet you in the lobby.
Okay, baby. Sounds good, coach.
So you guys are saying gamer but nothing like you guys are saying gamer fear but nothing
work like E didn't work all didn't work you guys have to understand like I'm not actually
3 years old, like I was clicking E
What's your name, sir
I'm Sal Sal
Sal
So
Sal like Salami, but they don't got any on me
Salami, okay.
Who are you in the car there?
I'm the loo, nice to meet you brother.
What's your name?
My name is Nick.
Nick?
Or L.F.A. yes.
L.F.A.
Yes.
Oh you're the guy that went live earlier.
Yes.
Now you're a live streamer.
I do a little bit of that, yeah.
Now are y'all interested in some activities?
What time am I talking to you?
Um, it involves shooting police officers?
Oh, why?
What the fuck are you doing?
What are you doing?
You gotta light that, Nick.
Okay.
Oh shit.
Oh, I didn't mean to.
Ah, it's up.
What the fuck, man?
Sorry.
Oh my god, I didn't mean to do that.
Muscle pain.
Muscle pain.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
It's sort of a long story, but he's even know if you guys are in or out
I mean look there's a few cops. I don't like but you know I've got something coming that way
I mean shooting cops is a really risky business, but really yard. Yeah, but what if there's just 20 of us?
Yeah, yeah, man, baby
Okay, well, you know what if you guys are pussy's just say that
please use me today yeah we show up we just walks off with aura walks off with
aura champ where's coach dolly
Yeah, what's going on?
Coach, where you at?
I'm in the lobby.
I'm coming right now.
I gotta make a duffel bank so we can hustle this shit.
Alright, no worries.
Take your time.
So you guys are out?
Yeah.
Alright, do your thing, man, have a good day.
help you man. What do you always say something up? Yeah, just give me a number. What's your
number? Is there a copy you can kidnap them and then you can execute them? Well, the
cop I'm looking for now is named Hayward. Hayward. Here, I'll give you my number.
You're fine, brother. These phones are chanky, man. There you go. L.H.F.A.
Oh, let me get L.H.F.A.'s number as well, brother.
He's looking for a guy named Hayward. That's the call.
Nelson, I saved you in my number.
Yeah, you're up. Thank you, brother.
I'll give you your number, too.
Yeah? Cool, then.
Do you know Hayward Luke?
Who?
Hayward Cop?
No, I don't think so.
That's who he's looking for.
Cause Matt, what if we get a double shambles?
We get Dennis and Hayward, and then we just ask him for the last time.
Wait, is Hayward a ranger?
No.
Hayward's a cop.
Is it LSPD?
He will arrange as a cop.
Like is he LSPD or ranger?
Like what?
He's not a ranger.
He's not a ranger.
No, he's a cop.
Okay, okay.
Is he LSPD?
What's up? What are you doing, Sal?
I'm kidding, bro. I just took a fight, Dad.
If we ever find him, I'll hit you up, man.
Because we're looking for cops as well right now.
All right, guys. Hey, you take care, y'all.
You take care. If you find a hate word, let me know.
I'll let you know, man.
Coach Duelty, I was doing a little bit of recruiting.
Gotta go.
They were kind of pussies.
What's going on?
What's happening?
what you doing baby what you doing hey i'm fucking i'm selling blue pills with
a bunch of dudes you know what i'm saying you want the blue pill yeah what you mean my son
nick your son right nice to meet you how you doing son what's your name uh l half day l
half day well you're the boss yes bro yes you're the boss huh so wait what are you selling man
you happen I'm gonna go to this house so I get we attack the two things I'll tell
you what I'm telling you your voice you so you know what you're doing
finish it off so what's your name sir what's my name yeah
Did you also think it's my friend Geo?
Geo, this is my non-biological son.
Non-biological?
Oh, he's your friend of mine who took him on her wingy here showing the ropes.
Geo, you sling go?
Nah, man, so listen, let me take you to the Father's Soul, man.
Come on, let me see what this guy's doing.
Well, actually, no, no, you do your thing.
What I sling is I sling blue pills to a bunch of men, right?
So okay, if you make money doing that
Yeah
All right, you want to guess I'm a dope dealer. Yeah, okay. Okay. How long have you been dealing dope?
Shit a long time man. I I sell people pills. I don't even tell them what they do man
I told one guy it's gonna make his girl love them. I told the guy another guy said it's gonna kill your wife
Shit, I told one guy it's gonna make him smarter, man.
I really don't give a fuck, man.
I'll be putting whatever in these pills.
I'm tired.
I'm really trying to kill the whole community.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't care.
I'm tired.
He's also got a dream, man.
He was trying to open a gas station
with a cell bag with the streets.
So now he's just kind of doing that.
I put on my white suit.
I put on my white suit.
I go around selling drugs, man.
Give a shit.
Now, Gio, are you in the business of shooting cops?
Oh, yeah, oh yeah, that's my person
Guys, do you see now you seen Jerry round today? Yeah, Jerry. No, actually
What's he doing? Oh, no, no, no, no, no bad
Okay, who's this still any who's this car still it this is a man of cocksucker
Wanted to take those bands and give his cash for him
I'm giving you half here like a boss oh shit
Oh Jerry's around intersection there it is should we get Jerry yep I mean the
calendar some stuff yeah talk to you guys about what are we doing yeah we've
You gotta talk to you guys, but just give us a minute here.
Hey shit.
Alright, whatever you do man, don't.
Jerry real sensitive guy, don't put some more.
Jerry's a sensitive guy?
Hey Jerry!
Hey Jerry!
Hey!
What's up man, where you at?
Man, you're poor.
I'm already selling up blue pills to a bunch of men man.
How much are you getting again, shit?
Yeah, I'm wearing all white, how's your phone?
I got ten bullets.
Ten? That's it?
Yeah, Granny didn't really want me out to do everything.
We'll be right back.
Alright, I'm...
Coach, why is the van leaning to the left?
It's probably, you know, the suspension on this bad boy, rode your axe on the generation, it's probably...
You know, I'm just a little bit...
Wait, coach, I have ten mags, sorry. I have 83 bullets, sorry. Let's check again.
Go in there and get some more. You're gonna need it.
Push them back.
All right. Wait, wait.
We blasting cops?
We're gonna talk to you about everything.
We can talk about everything. Hold on.
As long as it's more than one, I'm trying to kill the whole community.
Get in there and get, like, anywhere between, like, five to ten boxes.
You should have the cash.
Coach, I'm gonna get body on the tail.
Can we do that?
Yeah, I just bought something.
Yeah, there's body armor.
Holy shit, I'm gonna be dead.
I mean, you got natural body armor, dude.
What the fuck?
He's calling me.
He's calling me.
He's calling me.
I'm gonna cut you.
Hey, what?
Been waiting to hear from you all day, man.
Where you at?
Oh, well, I just got on duty.
Oh, you just got on duty?
Cool.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You still, um, you guys still ready for that sting operation on Coach Dube?
Yeah.
Um, you guys still ready for that sting operation on Coach Dooley?
Yeah, I'll send you a ping to beat me at a location. We'll discuss it from there.
Okay, you want...
Okay, yeah, that sounds good.
Yeah.
Alright.
I'll let you know, I'll text you.
Okay, see you soon.
Let me, let me guess, let me guess.
You hear that?
Let me guess.
If I motherfuck it, they gonna send a location. We gonna walk up there.
You're gonna put the pistol to his head and pull the trigger, right?
Yeah, I know, Jill.
I guess I'm not gonna do this, though. Come on.
I don't know what to do.
Don't be a pussy, man. Don't be a pussy.
Hey, my boy.
You gotta blow that new head off.
Chill him, man.
Chill him.
I got armor on Jerry.
Oh, sorry.
You shot gun, my bad.
You don't take my shot gun, man.
Come on, man.
You can't open the door.
Coach, do I need ammo or 580?
Put all the damage you put on the ammo in here again.
Give me a what? I'm standing right here.
I'm going to buy something.
I got all your ammo.
You
Let me move to the backseat. Oh, so when I click ammo nothing comes up
Get you like anywhere between five and ten boxes
I can't buy him. Oh, I mean, you know load them all in the gun. So you got it out radio fucking go
Oh coach, I can't buy any ammo
Okay
But coach I have ten boxes of ammo like I have 83 pistol shots right now
You know what you're gonna have you gonna have you gonna have when you do it
And we're gonna twiddle this in
I'm gonna tell you about this shit
Just once you've got it out you can do it in the
You can do right in the car too. What you have to get out. You just gotta you know load the bullets in the gun
Coach it's already loaded I already have bullets trust me give me more than 83 shots
We need more than 83 shots
Probably most likely yeah just in case
Use your right finger on the ammo and then use it so you load it in the gun.
Alright, I'm loading it up, I'm loading it up.
Load them out, baby, load them out.
Load them up, load them up.
Jerry on his way right now is stealing the car.
It only does one fox at a time, so you better do it like that.
That's shit at a time, but load what you need to.
you. Next thing I need you to do is I need you to go in here and change your outfit completely.
So I'm just in a totally different disguise? You're going to need to look completely different
and need to have like a mask. But coach the problem is, cable wants to meet me like now,
like soon. What should I, like how should we go about that? Well just, just make another
outfit and then you can save the outfit. You can come in and change anytime you need
You know what I'm saying?
Okay, Poppy.
You think they're gonna recognize me?
I think once we get them out sorted,
we'd like some clothes and a gun and everything.
We're gonna talk the plan.
All right
Yo, Jerry
This guy he does nothing she does nothing
Yeah
I'm not Mr. King, man.
Jerry, it's good to see you. How you doing?
I'm good. I'm good.
Well, you know, looking at the cold, right?
This is my complexion, man.
You still struggling with it?
The fuck!
Well, in just a few minutes here, I'm going to introduce you to somebody.
This is my complexion, bro.
Yeah, not my biological son, but I'm pretty much, you know,
taking him out of my wing, calling my son his name's Nick.
Otherwise...
I'm not Mr. King, man.
Jerry, it's good to see you. How you doing?
his name is Nick otherwise don't know otherwise don't know if they got a
white suit jacket on nobody's on them up fucking he wearing got down snickers
oh hell no he got that haircut man what's up I got a flat on hey hey hey
that's Nick in okay okay okay okay get him out of my way my way boy that's the
last thing you're gonna see a naked man wearing a bowling hat
It might be, actually. Honestly, that would be a pretty bad answer if that's what happens.
Why do they call him Big Dick Nick, man?
Well, I think that's a good question. I don't even know why they call him that.
I sell blue pills that he needs one.
You're gonna have to ask him that.
Oh, shit, the cops just outside.
Just cops outside?
Yeah, the police outside.
The what?
I don't know. It was whipping past.
Listen, once he gets changed and he gets a little something on and a mask and everything,
we're gonna go talk and explain everything.
All right?
All right.
be maxed up a little possibly but for now you know it'll take you two seconds
to get a mask and take Nick here you know. Mr. King, you're one of my wife. She's kind of
just giving me a little bit. You guys be... Come on, bro. Stop. Don't call me that, man.
Just because I'm wearing all white you think we about to do something crazy?
Survive it, Mr. King. Stop. Hopefully, I survive. Stop saying survive it, Mr. King, man. You make
it... You're making the streets talk about me. Coach, what do you think of this, Scott?
Oh, yeah, I'm making the motherfuckin streets talk about
Coach, what do you think you said here?
You better wear it, but you're still gonna need a mask
Still gonna need a mask
Need a mask? Okay
Yep
No face, no case
You okay?
Well, in our case, not the same
Cool
You say the same, cool
That is true
How about this?
Oh
Oh, see
Coach, how about this one?
How about this?
You look like you look like you're going to play Rainbow Six Siege.
I'll just check you through the count up.
I'm comfortable in there.
That can work.
That can work.
I don't listen to that.
It's like mask fancy.
It's just like hats.
Just like hats, bro.
I love this guy.
What's going on in the city, boys? What's new? I wouldn't run these today.
We're in body armor now, this is fucking crazy.
Yeah, you know, it was kind of cool for a day or two.
We went to Wu-Chang Studio, we killed everybody in there.
Really?
There was about ten people in there, we shot up the whole music studio.
Whoa, Louis Calibur. Chad, Louis Calibur.
And what'd they do? They just got him.
Whoa, man, they dropped the digital handshake.
And that's just episode one of Survivor, Mr. Count.
They dropped it this on us so we dropped them now. What do you think coach?
Looking like real. Hey, hey, there we go. I'm carry
Keep my word to myself. Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. No, you're late fly Jerry. Get this out of the way, right?
Wait, wait, wait, Jerry. What up, dude?
That was great. I'm up. Oh, yeah, you is my good friend Jerry. What should be my good friend Nick?
Jerry nice to meet you. Go by El Hafe.
Hey, I'm not calling you that was the real name.
It's El Hafe.
I'm not calling you boss man.
No, I'm not calling you Hafe, Jesse, boss, none of this.
Alright, Jerry, look, I could tell we might not like each other, bro.
I'm gonna be honest.
Jerry, I go by El Hafe, dude.
Just submit, bro. I'm the boss.
Submit, Mr. Ken, you hear enough?
I want to let another man talk to me like that ain't gonna lie man what should I do right now what should I do?
Look at what he's wearing on his face man
Let me burn him up fucking monkey man telling me this to me
What the fuck are you doing man?
I'm sorry I'm sorry I can't wait no
Jerry my name is Nick, my name is Nick
Nice to meet you man I'm Jerry
Nice to meet you Jerry nice to meet you
Alright boys I didn't want to have to be the one that said it I'm the one that said it
you don't want to say that I'm gonna get that mix over this change it up I got
Nick and I got some real important stuff you guys talking about what you guys
right you got a picture on your son man what the fuck is this man you don't
free you know you know Jerry sensitive about this shit man I'm very big on
tough love okay there are some things is just gonna have to land by going
through the process, you know?
Cat, new outfit?
All right, all right.
All right, Coach.
It's better this way.
You know, you were a good coach, man.
You were a good coach.
There we go.
There's a life lesson.
She's a memories.
You know, he's a member.
You didn't have to ult like that, bro.
You didn't have to ult like that, Jerry.
I ain't gonna love.
Now, do y'all want a new?
No, I meant no harm, man.
You know what I'm saying?
There was no ill intent.
Jerry, do you want me to change my mask?
Like, I didn't look, what do we, I'm sorry.
You ain't hurt my feelings.
I just wanted to give you a seat.
I do the error of it.
OK, all right.
I'm just fucking with you.
He's just fucking with me.
He's busting my balls, yeah.
He just put these balls in his hand.
Yes, well, I thought Mr. King made me work for him all the time.
No, no, no.
He's not like that.
Don't listen to him.
Wait, now, change the fact.
He's not with Geo too.
All right, now, half of the cab will
go to Taxiway Private, please.
What do you mean?
I'm supposed to be in this.
OK, now, go.
Go, go.
We're taking Geo's gas way better.
coach and i were my old fit for now coach
uh... it doesn't matter we can always come back did you save that outfit
yeah i saved it i saved it
alright
so
coaches you tell them what we're doing
yeah there's a lot of cops around here we'll just talk some private so they don't
whip on us
rain
just in case you don't understand boys
dude y'all think we have enough people to kill cops at?
do y'all think we have enough people?
should be, you know, familiar to it, just like Tarpon Springs here
this does look like tarpon springs coach
okay fellas
nick and i have called you here today for one specific reason
hell heffa here got himself in a little bit of a pickle he needs to send a message to the cops
that's right
all right nick goes by
Yeah, you're a little dick, Nick.
Big dick, Nick.
Well, yeah, I'll have that.
Now, look, Nick, Gio and Jerry are two very good friends of mine.
So whatever you tell them is going to stay right here
in Toppin' Springs, you understand?
All right.
So boys, I'll keep it simple and quick.
Two days ago, me and Coach Duarte were robbing a gas station.
Three police officers saw us do it,
and they threatened me ever since,
and they questioned me yesterday.
Basically saying, if I don't turn over Coach Dooli,
then I'm just gonna be in jail for the rest of my life,
and I'm gonna basically drop the soap and get bent over.
So then what ended up happening was I told them
I would be a CI and rat on Coach Dooli.
Obviously I would never do that,
so then I told Coach Dooli,
and then what we're gonna do
is we're gonna bring the cops to a location
and we're all gonna fucking shoot him.
How does that sound?
you know what man that sounds wonderful man I've been waiting for this shit I
want to kill some more fuckers man yeah I can't get a cop I'm gonna get in
badly I mean getting violated here they brutalized when we see I hate them
cops I hate that I know we can count on you here's the deal
say about going to prison this is more about sending a message let them know
let's get what's never sweet in Los Santos shit was never sweet in Los Santos
okay now have they here is gonna send a message to this no he ain't no goddamn
CI he ain't no snitch it's just for even asking him they're gonna get got full
it so y'all got the cunts for this cuz all I got is a
What do y'all got everybody got the same pitch y'all got the same
Youngs like coach. There's a helicopter of us. Should we be worried about that?
All right, let's just probably you know Michael Jordan keeping an eye on me some
like that true so look he's got a meeting set up real soon with Haywood
Haywood wants to be no rollover you hit the conversation Jerry he's expected him
to show up and tell him everything he needs to know, maybe even learn me there, something like that.
So we got a couple options. We can have Nick go there and meet in person and set up a new location
or maybe get some more caps there, something like that. Or we can just get a real nice car,
roll up on Haywood, maybe two cars have him go in first or something. We'll just whip him in,
have a gun this cock second down we have his back and let him know they'll have a
never be working no see I'd never snitch no guy didn't cops no boys I just
gotta I just got a message from hey what do you say let's check he said
sending the ping in one minute you have ten minutes to show up alone why does he
want me to show up alone dickie because they want to fucking interrogate so
baby they want you alone you see I ain't got no back though so you think
should I show up alone and tell them I'll meet well I'll bring duly to a
different location or should we just show up and shoot his ass well it's
that's the question for you well have fake is how you want to do it man you
Really, you're paying us on a couple of things.
Number one, do you want to get just Haywood
and make sure we send a message
and guarantee us getting out safe?
Or do you want to get multiple caps
and get real risky with it?
I think as many cops as we can get,
but Haywood's a good start.
But if we're outnumbered in shit, we should probably leave.
Okay, you send me a location.
Looks like it's in your mountains.
I was probably gonna go down
He's probably not gonna be alone.
Probably not gonna be alone.
We're gonna need at least
one, maybe two good guys.
Yeah, show us the location in the car.
You know, you can go up to him alone
and then you could, like, whistle, give us a sign, you know?
And then we start blasting.
Okay. Any of y'all got a gauze button way?
Yeah, we'll go to the hospital first.
No, I got it. We're gonna be all right.
Come on.
You can give him a little whistle.
Also, Nick, I need you to check the glove when you get in here.
I'm gonna give you a couple of laxatives.
Thank you, Jerry. Love you.
I'll have them moved.
I never tell you you love me again.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Sir.
Sorry, Jerry. Thank you.
Hey, I'm a clear thank.
Is all you need is love.
Check the glove, right?
If those laxatives have the glove, those yes.
You can just help the guy in the future.
OK.
OK.
Now, can y'all see the pain?
Can y'all see it?
Yeah, let me see.
All right, we want to do this look.
We did it in the proper way.
You can't even stand there and talk to them.
All you got to do is put your hands up, and we can let her up.
You got to say something.
Well, first, grab those.
Nick, look at the glove box.
You grab those blackpink.
Oh, you put blackpink.
You need those just in case.
Blackpink?
Yep, grab those.
I mean, I don't know how you want to do this, Nick.
But if you really want to send this message,
I think you got to be shooting the gun.
Like, he can't think that, you know.
Yeah.
Coach, one problem though, Coach, how do I get to my pitch?
Uh, grab it, just drag it out of the glove box and you pack it.
Thank you, Coach, thank you.
Alright, so here's what I think.
I think y'all drop me off, I walk up there, you guys look at me from afar and...
What could be a signal I give?
You could whistle.
Oh, yeah, we can all be on like a car together. Yeah, well, that would be obvious though.
Yep. Well, I think look, Nick, I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't know if you want to do this in the skies.
If you really want to let it know, but if you want to let it know that, you know, you're gonna put a tiger in your back, but they're gonna know from now on.
Now, if they don't fuck with no cops, I don't even I don't even watch.
I
Don't even I don't even want to discuss. I want him to know it's me
I want to be the most wanted wants to me. Yes. I want I want this shit to me something man
Okay, then fuck the mask, you know, we can even go back and change out. It's me
Fuck you gave me 10 minutes. I just realized in like five
Okay, it's okay. We got time. We got time. Take off the mask. Can I take out a mess? Yeah? Yeah, I
Mean we don't have a good car so we just can't whip up
We all whip him on this guy, put him at gunpoint.
You say what you got to say to this cock,
so I can let him know.
He not going to be alone.
Fifth today.
Y'all don't think he's going to be alone in the mountains?
Oh, yeah.
He might have backed up.
I'd say like 10% chances he's alone.
Well, you guys got that.
Coach, you got him?
Coach, you got him?
I got him here.
I got him.
I got him, boy.
Well, I'm going to need it, that's for sure.
He runs up he talks to him if he don't like what's going on. He whistles we roll up hold him up
Again, I don't even know what we should do now. We're gonna be on the outside
Click it radio it's gonna be VCD for
Yeah, you got too many people in there you kick somebody. Yeah, I'll get him out right now
How do you use the radio?
How do you use the radio?
But I'm getting a call.
I thought that's probably one of them.
It's great.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
How's it going?
Oh God.
Hi sir, how are you?
Hey, this is Officer Tommy Tinker with the LSBD.
How are you?
Are you coming to this location?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Are you coming to this location or what man? We don't got all day. Yep. I'll be there shortly man. Okay. How long shortly you got a ETA?
Should be about
Three to four minutes
Are you walking? Do you got a car? I'm probably gonna walk up. Yep. Okay. Do you need a ride?
No, I don't need a ride. I'm just walking up here
Please don't walk sir. Do you ask somebody for a ride and got friends or something?
Yeah, yeah, I gotta ride I can get a ride it. Okay. Okay. I get a bicycle or something, you know, yeah
Yeah, I can get a ride run
All right, sir. We'll see you in four to five minutes. Okay. I'm gonna hold my breath on okay, okay?
Okay
Okay guys they're expecting me in four to five minutes and they want me to come in
It's in there's at least two caps. It's too right. Yeah, it would ain't thinking
Why don't we jump in the front of me?
They're going. They're cold jumping another car. They use gravel.
They go up on the rear. They see, look, a cop car driving up.
Oh my god, another cop car coming up the hill. How many of these fuckers are there?
Yeah, definitely up there. Let's figure out the engine.
Do we, do as anyone has left fix, we can get a better car. Yeah, I got a couple. I got a couple.
They can see us like a sports car or something. Right here.
This thing? Yeah, but we're right in the cop car behind us. So all right, to our right.
but they're gonna see us oh no
didn't see us didn't see us guys should we just get out of here I don't know what
to do guys there's a lot of these fuckers
here's the plan you want to get this course yeah of course there's a floor
vets there can we get to can we get to it is yeah yeah back it up back up there's
two core vets behind us okay here's the plane boys she's a plane right we're
gonna get two extra cars Nick you're gonna roll up to this pain so low in this
right you on the radio yet no I don't know how to work that fucking thing okay
there's a big F on the phone it says it's a big yellow C you click it yeah
yeah you hit the yellow plus you say join with code yeah and what's the code
again coach VCD for the genica big four yeah all right I think I joined it y'all
in here and you join that call yeah there's a call in there boom y'all see me in here yeah you see
us yeah yeah I see you gotta have the muscle to talk in there what's muscle is it uh it's
remember we walked we did this thing right before the store the other day yeah I don't remember oh
Oh yeah, I got it, hold up one sec.
Yo, can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
Fuck, wait, my muscle doesn't work.
Let me fix my muscle really quick.
I'm gonna steal it some cars.
Well, he does that.
I'm gonna steal some cars.
Chad, what should I bind it to?
Dude, I don't, Chad!
I'm scared, I don't wanna get arrested.
Yeah, what is it what is it V yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah in what though where do I go to find it?
Coach, we're not
Check what time which one is that shit?
Five M yeah, yeah, yeah
Of course, it's like at the bottom
There it is radio radio
No, but I want to talk on the radio radio radio radio radio radio radio new unmute
Okay, here's what I'm thinking let me know what you guys think
I'm taking Nick Rose in his solo, you know, he he sets up the meeting or what not and
Has a conversation where he's ready for us to roll in in the car
Yeah, he's not even the same thing. He's just gonna do a couple radio clicks. He's gonna go like
Yeah, like that, you know I'm saying just like two of them real fast
It just looked like he's just doing it. Yeah, I'm most right. Then I can think anything out of him
Okay
So we do like a double one like that real fast. We'll roll in whenever we roll in
We're immediately gonna start shooting these cops. So as soon as you do that, you let the cops you say my name is
El Hefe fuck you guys ain't no snitch. I ain't never working on cops. Whatever the fuck you want to say top and Springs, you know
Shoot
Yeah, get up your chest because as soon as you do that double clicks, we're gonna roll in and we're gonna stop popping cops left and right
Okay, so y'all want me to how do you want me to signal it? How do you want me to signal it?
So you're on this radio right? Yes, you're a stock. Yes. Hello. Hello. Yeah, but it's not working work for me
I don't know I'm doing V or V muscle. Yeah, we all know I try like caps muscle try like that
You gotta sit it up a put on like your pet mouse on the side or something
you gotta go to your actual
you know how to be real is it's the same
cause it's the hell I'm not doing what you really want
he's talking about something he gotta go like to
steady and net him on his phone or whatever
yeah he's in the 5VM
and then to click
push that button
it's an alphabetical order by the way there dude
radio
push to top
I did that but it doesn't
it doesn't
I did that, but it doesn't, it doesn't.
I just wanted that to like,
don't kill.
Like a,
side of your mouse, you pet mouse or something?
Remember it's gotta be click, not radio.
Oh, click, it's extra cat click.
Oh, that's fucking good to know.
Fucking fuck.
That's fucking good to know.
Bro, I'm gonna be late to the cops, bro.
This is so bad.
There, click, push to talk.
Yeah, I did cat, cat's working.
called but if you take push the car now like this it doesn't work dude it's a
I have it as my caps muscle but it doesn't work try some else try like a
Yeah, I'm a dumbass, guys.
The captain's doesn't work, but I'm a dumbass.
I know.
You all right? You keep putting that on your phone, huh?
You doing it?
Dude, I'm going to solate to these cops.
I mean, the only thing I think of is we can hear each other,
and if we can get eyes on him, then we can watch him with binoculars in his eyes.
As soon as he does like a specific thing, like puts his hands on the chips or something like that, right?
Then we can roll in.
Dude.
We would just have to make sure we get an actual vantage point.
But yeah, if I did the radio, wouldn't it give away my position though?
Like wouldn't it be obvious?
Wait, yeah, but aren't you trying to send a message?
I know, but I mean like, I want them to be more caught off guard, no?
I feel like if I grab my radio, it's obvious.
This is why I was thinking that.
If you just did, did you hear these clicks?
You hear those?
Yes, I can hear those. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
That's why I was thinking if you just do like two of them real fast,
then that would give us the signal.
How do I do the clicks? How do I do the clicks?
You gotta hear them.
I'm afraid it's the same thing as talking.
You gotta be talking for a second on the radio like this.
I'm about to kill myself.
This shit does not work.
This shit does not. I'm literally about to kill myself.
I
Click
Look push the top, okay, tap it P
What I'm clicking be guys I don't know man. I've a better chance of getting struck by lightning
I
Just randomly pull up man. I don't listen listen listen
Yeah, we don't know when so you see it. I'm doing right now. You see what I'm doing right now. I'm waiting. Yeah, okay
I want you to just think about you know
East face wait
East face wait. Okay. Okay. Yeah, you know how gotta gotta gotta do like this like this. We see you know
come on
Is there a slaps muscle
You gotta do is you know just think about that
I knew playing new playing
If you do it, I gotta see you do it.
He's doing it, he's doing it.
You're doing it, you're doing it right now.
That's the thing, okay?
Cross your, oh wait, now to get, stop doing that,
cross your arms, like you know, cross your arms like an X.
Okay.
You gotta stop doing that,
just cross your arms with like an X.
You can X me now.
Ready, ready.
So we're gonna be watching, we're gonna be watching.
Okay, as soon as we see you,
put your hands on your hips like that,
we're gonna roll in and start shooting caps.
So whatever you do, start sending the message to them
and letting them know what the hell's going on.
But wait till you hear our cops grow up
because that'll give you the perfect amount of time
to say, you know, any sweet and Los Santos
whatever the fuck you wanna say, I'll end.
Got it.
You know what I'm gonna say.
Okay, got it.
I got it, yes sir.
All right, should I, no, should I pull up to the location?
Is it pinged in my car?
Yeah, you're good.
Pull up there and just make sure
as soon as we pull up such some cops
whip your pistol out and stop blabbing these motherfuckers.
Yeah, that's okay.
I'm gonna pull up on this one. I'mma see y'all there. Hands on hips!
We got you. And you can hear us on the radio still.
Yes, yes. I think. And listen, G-O, I'm following you, so
Well, let's just make sure we don't get seen, yeah?
All right.
You know, you see where it is on your GPS?
Yeah, yeah.
They're way up the motherfucker mountain.
All right, we'll pull up the street at like two minutes
after he pulls up.
I'm gonna take a gun at him.
Text me something, hold up.
Text me something.
Oh, shit.
five minutes and we are gone.
I think it's only two cops.
I guess only two.
We could easily kill two cops.
Easily.
We could easily kill two cops.
Got their way up to smelling.
It's not gonna be 10 cops.
Shut up.
It's not gonna be 10 cops.
It's literally just tinker and hate what I think.
What's that fucking guy first?
I'm close.
Okay.
I'm close.
Guys, it's literally two cops.
We got this shit.
Calm down.
Alright, bro.
Do y'all think three people is enough to kill them?
Y'all think three people is enough to kill them?
Oh my god I'm here.
I'm tired of being here.
I'm tired of being here.
I'm tired of being here.
Nick, make sure you guys have a time.
We still set up.
We'll let you know when we're on the air thing.
Whenever we're set up, okay?
Yes, how long?
Oh, sorry.
I said bye in a little bit of time.
Why not weigh up the mountain now?
The cops should be right over here.
The cops should be right here.
Unless I'm mistaken the cops should be right here.
Yeah, buy some time, we'll tell you when we're ready.
The cops should be right here.
Oh god, Granny called him.
I'm confused.
The cops should be right-
Oh, there they are.
It's only two of them, it's only two, it's only two.
Oh no, it's three.
It's three.
Howdy boys!
Hey boy, good to finally see you again, man. How you been?
No, I was wrong, guys. I was wrong. This guy actually shut up, huh?
Drake, last half full, not empty.
Yes, sir. How's it going?
You guys have a good day?
Coach, where you at?
No, absolutely.
We're getting shot down on this, sir.
Oh my God, there's two cops, boss, sir.
Appreciate it.
Some of us are doing better.
Oh my God, bro. I got the battery. I got the battery.
We're in the mountains, you're coming.
There's so many guys, this is so bad.
All right, come on.
So we want to discuss with you,
how we are gonna bring down Coach Dooley.
It's Tinker Dilley.
Of course.
So we need more information, right?
What is Coach Dooley doing?
Exactly.
So Coach Dooley is distributing, selling, creating,
meth and farming.
He's selling pills.
Yeah, document.
I know you can't see us, Nick,
But we're sitting here left on the mountain watching with binoculars.
Well, I'll be real, man.
Should be.
These guys might trust you, but I don't know you.
Okay.
Swear right now.
Swear.
Pokai.
Cross the T.
Swear.
Put it on everything you love.
You out here slinging methamphetamines growing and fucking distributing it and make him cash on it.
Swear right now.
On everything I love.
He is slinging dope.
He's murdering people.
He has hostages in his basement.
He's an evil, disgusting man.
No fucking way.
You got any photos, anything to prove this?
Photos? No, I don't have much photos.
Like I said, I flew in from Dallas three days ago.
And he threatened your life, right?
Yes, Coach Dooley threatened my life,
and basically told me that if I don't rob this gas station,
then he's going to kill my family.
You're also shave off your eyebrows, too.
No
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry sir, just a moment, okay?
And it was favorite, stand back a little bit, like, doops, walk back with a little bit, so we can actually see your arms, like we're just like walking a circle, like you're facing this.
Oh, there's a fifth cop.
All right, I'm gonna be real, guys.
Oh, shit.
This little, did he take your eyebrows?
My eyebrows are fine.
Did he tell me they're not there?
are they ready? are they ready? are they ready? I stood back and told me to stand back.
alright when you give the signal and the bullets start flying, I need you to get behind that
car take cover and start shooting at them too. make sure you get the cover though first.
We're gonna be on the hill. He gave the signal. He gave the signal.
No, no information other than his work.
Alright, we're moving in.
Oh my God. Shout out to my gun out. Is it two? Check, two or one. Two or one.
I don't think it's gonna show up.
How do I get my gun out?
I'll tell you what, I'll give you a gun out.
Hold up, hold up. I'll tell you what Kevin, I'll tell you what. Hold tight, hold tight. Get ready.
I'll tell you what I'm talking to you.
Is it two or one? Two to two?
I have an idea. I know it's gonna do it very well actually.
I
I've worked personally I know I used to sell my ass in the corner. Come on. I got to move it up
Oh my god, roll it in. We'll roll it in. We'll roll it in. Talk to shit in about three seconds
No cops I'll spread for my bread cops
Yeah, yeah shit was never sweet and low sandals. What does that mean?
You guys go left. I'm gonna go right. Okay. I hear a car pull up
Oh
Dude I should have listened to y'all Chad are they all dead. They're all dead aren't they
They're all dead. They're all dead boy. They're all dead. I got your back. I got I got I don't
this fucking informant, whatever. I'm on the fucking dude. They're all dead. I gotta help them.
Look I just got annihilated, oh my god
God, they smoked this shit bro, move up
Chad, I'm dead as hell
Goss?
Fuck you all right, man?
I don't have
Goss?
Bro, I shouldn't have sat in each-
Goss and Jerry, where are you all at?
Oh, shots are still coming from the roof
Oh no, they got police there, man, this shit was a pet
I'm going to jail, dude. I'm going to jail. I'm going to fucking prison. But Chad, at least I'll be a legend in the city now.
Chad, I died instantly, bro.
No, I don't know. I don't know, but where are they?
We're at body number and everything.
Where are they?
You guys got that. You got that. This guy's bleeding out, man.
Sir, are you with me still?
Sir, are you alright?
Fuck you, pig!
Don't you fucking die on me!
What, you're saving me?
Why is he saving me?
I don't look over your injury.
Yeah, why is he saving me?
Dude, they all died, bro.
I'm looking over this guy's injuries.
city boy you can never erase me from your city boy
what are you talking about man what are you talking about are you okay what's wrong with
you all right man I'm bleeding I'm bleeding everywhere I think you're
getting delusional man you lose a lot of blood sir I'm just waiting for you to
say King Kong had got shit on me got memory loss I think yeah I think you
you man I think you do don't worry I packed your wounds for you okay so I
stopped the bleeding all right you'll be okay now officer why did you save me
officer because it's my job I don't hate you I just had a neutralized the
target and I'm gonna be a lot I'm not gonna lie to you I don't do shit so
quick I shut you in the head bro who there is low key was a good shot I'm not
I'm just glad you're alive man, I'm just glad you're alive.
Don't touch my gun!
Bring me my shit back man!
Bring me my shit back!
Hang tight, hang tight, hang tight!
Don't touch my shit!
Hey, you're not going to tell me what I can and can't do, you fucking hear me?
Holy power trip, bro.
I have to hold on to it until you get medical, all right?
I don't think you understand that.
But I'm helping you out.
Your hand's kind of on my balls right now, sir.
I'm playing with them a little bit, okay?
Your right is on my nuts.
What type of crop is this, man?
I'm not allowed to do that.
I thought you liked that shit.
Wait, what's that?
You got the heart piece on your eyeball.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I thought you liked that shit.
I thought you liked that shit.
piece in your eyeball. I'm gonna step him down right here guys. What do you want to do with
this guy man? He obviously set us up.
I need a G circuit you guys got one
All right, can you come down here and GSR test this guy?
All right, hey type man. All right, you mess on their way for you
Chat today all die
I'm unconscious
Did they all die? What do you want all these guys you want to bring this guy to you guys up there?
Did they all die?
All right
Yeah, neither another great car here. He messed over here. What'd you do my boys over here? Oh, they're all gonna jail
Sorry you
Coming though. Don't worry man. They're coming
Go to jail for what we did nothing you got proof of shit
All right, you got oh god damn what the fuck is an officer there? God damn it
Just ran him over
Why are you being an hot for which I can't talk because I'm unconscious. Oh minus one immersion
Chat minus one immersion
I love this turner, bro. I actually love this
Hello, Blaine, where are you at?
Hello, hello.
I need a Jace Orchison.
Oh, here you are.
Can I get that?
Shit.
What did she say?
Hello, sweetheart.
Ah, ah, ah.
Hello.
Ah.
Yeah, Bobby, come over here.
I'm just going to take this place together.
Oh, shit.
OK, we're going to take this place together.
I do need to, uh, I'm just going to walk in.
Why are you doing that?
I'm going to do this, OK?
No, we're gonna go through... yeah, you just...
Just gonna take his hand real quick here, that's all... that's all.
Just swab it real quick, make sure I got a match.
This one's top-dead.
Thank you so much. All right, yeah, you guys just start positive.
Hey!
Uh, no, since you're a trainee, I can't let you go by yourself, okay?
Let's stay here and train him together.
What the fuck is this kid?
Oh, Gio! He's in the water, buddy!
He got shot in the head!
Gio, baby!
No, Gio!
Gio, too! Let's go!
They got Gio!
Fuck!
You're lucky, buddy, you're lucky.
In the head?
We should have shot at the head, so we're going to clean his hole now.
Where do you want this guy?
Oh, where's Coach?
Don't touch my back, I'm serious.
Oh, no, there's Coach.
Oh, my God.
This plan was terrible.
I know, I know.
We got to, we got to.
And then we're also going to clean.
Coach, is that his head?
Oh, that is his head.
You want to hold him?
Uh, not yet.
stop doing the gritty on me bitch
man buddy you're gonna fuck your ass
get off me!
get off of me!
get off!
get off of me!
we need to talk to one of these fucking people bro
bro and I should have said anything
but how are you saying this?
fuck you man
that was the yellow thing
are you serious?
okay
honey bud
can you hear me?
I feel better now
Okay, okay, do you think you're gonna be able to be helped to your fate which one? Yes, I can be on my feet
Yes, that one. Okay
This sounds ready to be helped
Did you bring my unit over
Can you bring any in the back here
I'll stitch it up.
Wait.
That's our car.
Yeah, I'm going to look at this guy.
Wait, what?
Yeah.
What's your name?
You look like you have a nice car.
Okay.
I'll ask him.
Yeah, sure.
Let him know my name.
Copy.
Yeah, you good.
You know how to do that, right?
Yeah, I know how to do it.
Check.
Can I run?
Okay, good.
Now there's no way I can run.
So that's your car.
I'm going to show you how I can run.
I know.
What are you doing?
I don't know.
I know.
I know.
I'm doing it somebody!
I'm doing it!
Sir, what are you doing?
I was helping him.
I got my feet, sir.
Oh my god, I think I was stuck.
He put me in the car.
He didn't get over here to get to the car wall.
The right turn turned right.
Sir, I can't remember.
I had the right to not be in question, sir.
sir sir you'll offer you a cop then I didn't we don't have to read the Miranda
rights if we don't want to exactly we're doing it for a week but we can
read any time sir it's a it's a law called prior restraint look it up yeah
would you chat GBT that shit buddy we know you know I'll talk to an attorney
You're fucked. You're all going down all you motherfuckers. Oh, yeah, just like you were gonna help
This is a happy town, and you're all just living in it
Yeah
I'm fucking dead man, I'm fucking dead!
You are fucking dead!
Listen, I'm gonna be real, you're living in our town, okay?
The cops run this shit out of that bag.
Where the fuck is Serif?
Where are the sheriffs in this town, buddy?
And uh, last time I checked, you're the one in the back of the patrol car, Cuff.
So unless you break those cops or miraculously head-tab me...
Billy, finish it off.
I'm cool
No, not me
Did you just ask her to finish you off, sir?
I did not
Sir, sir, this is highly unprofessional
Kicking
I said finish
Kicking
Look, all I'm gonna say is this is not the last you're gonna hear of me, alright?
I remember all your motherfucking faces
Oh yeah, you don't even know my name buddy, good luck
Y'all know about the chain gang y'all ever heard of that yeah, I was a hang around for him for a long time
Well, what about him you got worried?
Listen man, you wouldn't survive one day and change a little cartel. All right, buddy
That's just your opinion, dude. I did
You ain't surviving in Changalola cartel. Look, so what are you gonna book me for man? I like what are you gonna book me for?
that dude so you're shooting your gun at me and then I had to have you I look he
feel bad for you I was it's kind of like you know your train was like
You get good though. You get good kid. Don't worry.
Hey, where's, uh, coach, you all right?
Coach, you all right, coach?
I'm good, baby. I'm good.
Coach, I love you, baby.
Stay strong in there, coach.
Hey, fuck.
Where's coach?
Uh, where are you at, coach?
Oh.
Is this going to be your first time in prison?
Yeah, it is. It's going to be my first time in prison.
Yeah, I'm doing terrific.
Oh my god, you're so cool.
Don't drop the stuff.
What the fuck?
I need an ice pack, what is this?
You need an ice pack, what is this?
I need an ice pack over here, please.
Okay.
Ooh, come on, give it to me.
Okay, now you're freaking out. He's freaking out.
Fuck, he's not stroking it, man.
Coach, I got a problem with your little theory here.
I never shot a bullet, coach.
You just are positive.
I might have a gun, but I have a license to carry, coach.
I didn't fire a bullet.
So it looks like we got one crooked cop here in like eight witnesses
Okay, first stop, bro. You tried to shoot me you whipped your shot and then I
I don't know about that, that's not how I remember it.
I remember it, you just randomly fired at me.
You got a motive never mind.
You're sick. Fuck, you like touching dead bodies.
What the fuck are you talking about?
You've been grave robbing all.
I'm not grave robbing, I'm killing...
killing the people they can do the grave robber, imagine your mother buried in their graves.
You think I'm sick? I'm not that sick.
I think you are sick.
Yeah, but why are you all so sad?
That's what you want, man.
I didn't desecrate a corpse.
You only want to desecrate a corpse when I kill you, bitch.
Oh my God.
I'm gonna desecrate your fucking corpse.
Did I just gun them down with a whole crew and send them to jail?
I am the random erection right now.
What the hell?
Oh!
I can't control it
look take us to jail y'all got shit on us boy yeah yeah we do your phone buddy
okay now this is gonna hold up into a court of law you corrupt bastards
You're fucking a fucking cop!
You're fucking a fucking cop!
Go!
Stay strong, baby!
Oh my god, they're killing us!
Guys, don't leave yet, we're gonna load up everybody else.
I'd like to speak to a lawyer.
I'd like to speak to a lawyer.
Okay.
Hopefully you have the right to meet Sarland, anything you say.
Can we be used against you in the court of law?
You're right, it's an authority to call them for it, an authority to stand with problem for you, you understand the rule, it's...
BOWRAG!
Hell?
Yeah, so I understand my bullshit ass right there.
Oh good, that's very good.
Let's see how...
Yeah, you ain't got motion like that.
Thank you for a little error.
Oh yeah.
Hey, Nick, listen to the fucking bullshit out here or something.
Yeah, that's true, it's weird.
just just understand one thing to me police officers
i don't care how many of you mother fuckers there are you will all die
yeah okay buddy okay let's listen i have connections all over town you don't
want to fucking know i have connections everywhere
hey nick listen there's just one thing i want you to know okay
you know what that is talk to me this shit ain't sweet out here
No.
Oh my catchphrase will fall.
He can't tell me about Sniper.
Yeah, Sniper.
It's not sweet.
He didn't say it.
He said, hold on.
He said, shoot it sweet.
And then nothing happened.
Isn't that funny?
It took forever.
It was 45 seconds later.
We're here on the stage.
Yeah, let us start.
I got a catchphrase.
Crime doesn't pay, buddy.
All right?
It doesn't pay.
He's crime doesn't say you left your police officer job to come be a criminal and you failed
That's how we know it doesn't pay that guy thinker let the police try to hang out with all the criminals
No, no, he's not with them and he went back to the police
But tell me knows it doesn't pay
Oh, that's true, actually.
Sir, before you go to Los Santos, do you hail from Norway?
Sweden, Julia.
Sweden.
Don't you ever say that word again.
Do you know Slatan?
Of course.
Sweden.
We're from the streets together, you know.
I chose to become a football player.
I chose to become a football player.
Yeah, hey Gio, you think the prison's gonna have a gym or...
I don't want to talk to you, lady.
So, in terms of like, what is the vibe like in prison here?
Like, what am I excited up for?
It's fucking rough, especially if you don't have eyebrows.
Yeah.
Yeah, they're gonna really...
Alright, you guys can really find out, but there's no eyebrow shit, man.
What do you mean? You don't have eyebrows?
Stay strong. Meet me in coach in the showers.
In the showers!
Meet us in the showers. We got a meeting room there.
We'd soak in everything we got.
Now, what provide the soak?
Don't drop it.
Just meet us in the showers.
Yo, what the hell?
Are you gonna take my life?
No, no!
What are you trying to say?
See, that's what we need in, bro. That's what we need in, bro.
You said we'll supply the soap dude what I'm so tight for that
Yeah, what are y'all gonna charge us with we didn't do shit
You know, I'm just a dude, like they?
I was gonna go a month out in jail, man.
This is bullshit, man.
I'm gonna go back, man.
We're gonna get booked for this.
What the hell are you doing back there?
You guys can't arrest us.
We didn't do anything.
Shut up, eyebrows.
Oh, eyebrows, really?
OK, we got jerks.
I thought that was the door.
There we go.
OK.
It's open.
you fucked up my tie eyebrows you see this you did this so who do you want to take ya know
you can take your eyebrows guy all right come on eyebrows it's not eyebrows it's L half
Hey, it sounds like eyebrows to me. No, it's
Kind of gave me care
From Eagle forcefully come on pussy get your stupid ass inside. Let's go
Okay, loosen up the grip a little bit my god. Oh, maybe good boy. Yes
Watch the doors
yes okay those those doors
there you go
oh god come on get up what are you a psycho he's kicked me
come on this wild lady just kicked me man all right i'm gonna have you go
Come here. Come here. Alright, so I want you to look over here, right? There's a little black sign right here. You see it? Right on the table, right?
It's like, it's like, it's, you know,
a little black, uh, little black.
There we go.
All right.
Come on.
I want you to go against the ball.
Get your mask.
Over here.
This one.
This one.
This one.
All right.
You ready?
Chatt.
Chatt.
Chatt.
Chatt.
Chatt.
Chatt.
Chatt.
Chatt.
Chatt.
Chatt.
Chatt.
Chatt.
Chatt.
cheese
are you coming
he's gonna put it down
right where you found it right here
i'm trying to i
alright come over here
oh mother fuck where you're gonna be wrong
the fuck's his problem
damn that hurt
The fuck is with you, holy shit!
Holy shit!
Ah, yeah!
I want to go!
I broke your hand, you ugly, holy shit!
Alright, where do you want to go?
To the hill.
No, let's not go back there.
Let's, you think you're still up here.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, okay.
Pick my cell?
Pick my cell, you said?
So I got a bed and a fucking toilet. That's it. Yep. Yeah, Pat, you found a guy
Okay
Is it a problem?
No, I don't get bed. It looks very comfortable
Yeah, give you privacy of a wall my bed looks comfortable if I don't know like I want back pain
This bed looks horrible. And what is this toilet? Has this even cleaned?
Yes, you can clean what your mouth laid up you want
You're going to do wish in prison, you know what I mean?
So I mean like, do you got any advice for me here in jail?
Like what should I do?
What do you mean, what should you do?
Like you got any advice for me here?
Oh my God, you piss me off.
Do I have any advice?
Uh, you know, I mean, I did nothing too much when you go up there.
Like I said, don't drop the soap.
Uh.
Well, you're telling me they're the whole time if someone asked to hold your pocket you let them do it. Hold nine yards. Hold people's pockets. Don't drop the soap.
Wait, you're telling me like the rumors of jail are true. If I drop the soap in here, I'm going to get banged in the ass.
I've lost all movement here. Can you?
I don't have any answer for that.
You might get...
Oh yeah, I was doing something with you.
With you back there.
I mean, you might get fucked in the ass.
Let's...
Neither he nor they.
If it happens, it happens.
I already took all the fucking...
I'm already fucked in the ass. Are you serious?
You're just being very adamant on it, sir.
Here
Here's the firearm
And then here's his night beautiful. Hey, good luck, sir. All right, and I remember crime doesn't pay and don't set up the cops
This is laughing to you. Okay, buddy
All right, Tinker. I heard you
I heard you were a
Former cop turned the villain
turned back into cop he's mad he was just mad it's enforcer I am so a
negative I'm at the PD basically what you're saying cop is you're a little bit
of a bitch I just a little bit sometimes a pussy it depends on how I'm
feeling for the day takes one of no one oh no eyebrows
I'm waiting for you to respond or say something, doofus.
Got a staring problem, sir?
Yeah, I'm staring at you and your blue eyes.
Get me out of here, man!
Got me locked up in here, boy!
What was your name again?
L. Hefe.
No, no, you're like actual, what is your name?
L. Hefe.
L. Space Hefe.
That's not your government name. That's a name that you gave yourself and if they
What's your government name, sir?
What's this guy's government name?
Presidente
Sir, I don't I don't I don't converse with you sir. I don't talk to the cops man
Well, we're doing a report man. We need to know your name. You can take that report and shove it up your ass
I don't care. I'm already in here. I can't get any worse than this
I'm going to make your job as difficult as possible.
That's fine. I've been through it.
There's nothing that you could literally do to me that I would never have done before, so.
What if I was to, I don't know, hypothetically pulled out my wiener and then yours would feel smaller?
Mine is extremely small, sir, so honestly, any size would impress me.
You see, that doesn't surprise me.
It's very small, sir. Thank you for complimenting me, though. I appreciate it.
Good luck y'all, huh, Faye?
Barrette.
Hey, give him a bedstribe. I didn't do nothing.
He believed you would do this to me.
Hey, what are you talking about, man?
We were trying to work with you.
Yeah, hey, hey, Nicholas.
Guys, we fucking fed you last night and let you pick where you slept.
That's how you're gonna fucking repay us?
Yeah, I mean, guys, at the end of the day, you guys are pigs.
Like, I don't care. You know what I'm saying?
Oh, okay. All right.
I run this fucking city now, not you.
Oh, no.
Okay.
No?
Alright.
Enjoy running it from bottom to top.
How do I sleep?
How do I sleep?
How do I sleep R?
How do I sleep go live wait I could stream in here I could stream
You got it, right, you got it from me?
So, shut them live, right, but I'll put my phone away.
I'm a BOP.
I'm a BOP.
Chad, I'm pulling the jacked out, Herdy.
I mean, perfect.
I'm a GERIE.
I'm a GERIE.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I see you live in jail.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Who this is?
I
Who's this? Oh
Come out dead ass the guy that was with granny the other day. Oh, yeah, I'm livin. I'm livin jail on some gangsta shit
That's hard, bro
Wait, what's your number? Let me save you boy. Oh
Just save just save this call after hang up. What's your name?
How see a you?
All right, bet I got you mud. All right. Good luck in prison. Don't hold no pockets. All right
Like
Yo, am I gonna get processed or what?
What?
Can I serve what I could like?
Call Granny?
Okay.
Okay.
The fuck?
Bro.
Let me out of here, bro.
Call 911.
Call 911, okay.
I didn't do nothing bro, I wanna be out from...
What the fuck did we shoot down?
That's not a crime.
What?
Shadow caught on number one.
Bro, I wanna caught on number one.
you yes I need a lawyer I have a lawyer
he's named Saul S.A.U.L. space Goodman
okay um you want John Clair or Tom Tom give me Tom Tom fuck you don't have Saul
Goodman in his town? No. I know. What about J. Opa? You have J. Opa?
Top Top's close enough, okay?
Uh, we're gonna advise you that you're also in possession of a hot gun.
So, uh...
We'll work through that.
I'll go do the answer.
Where do I get out of here, man? What do I do?
Get off your phone, I swear to God.
Hold on, Granny called him, Granny called him.
No, no, don't answer the phone, I swear to God, I'll take it away.
Granny, how you doing, baby?
What's up, Witty Baby? Down here in Cabines, what you doing?
Granny, you were right, it was a bad idea. I'm in jail now, which could have never killed the cops, Granny.
Are you kidding me? You in jail?
Yeah, I'm in jail, baby.
What the hell you're doing in jail?
I don't know, Granny, but I don't know if I've ever seen you again. I think I'm dead here. I don't I'm in jail
How long did they give you? I don't know. I'm still getting processed
I've asked them if they had better calls so they said no I asked for J. Oma. They said no smile
I got some guy named Tom Tom
All right, Granny, I got you I got to go now
What's the fuck man
Coach you don't want you to finish
She didn't want you to be a chaser
Maybe push that
Go for surveys
And spread that shit on a Sunday dinner
Damn right we got baby
Yeah you guys just tell me
Excuse me miss uh
Miss park ranger
You know uh somebody else gotta do that
Do you want me to do your own
So I'm lazy when it's fucking dinner
Just be honest
You don't want to be a park ranger
I love being a park ranger
All right
I don't want to be an Alice can you ranger
Look look let's cut
What are you trying to
Are you trying to make me go to the back side here?
Let's wake up and smell the coffee.
Being a park ranger is unfulfilling.
Just be a criminal.
So you OK?
And how would I go about that?
Take that van, throw it off, and start
randomly firing in the building right now.
That'd be a good start.
That's the ass you got going on.
I think I should kill him.
My fellow officers.
You can leave that on me.
Just put on a little box.
Sir, don't put your finger up his ass, sir.
Yeah, I'll make you a deal.
I'll make you a deal.
I'll do it if you ask nicely.
So you'll leave the park rangers
and become a criminal if I ask nicely?
That's right.
I put it in a lockbox.
OK, will you please leave the park rangers
and be a criminal?
Good boy.
You've got to go in your lockbox.
All right.
I don't know what type of weird ass law enforcement is in this city.
This kid is mad unprofessional.
I don't know what type of weird ass law enforcement is in here.
Did you run? Did you just fell lawyer? Yes, his name's Tom Tom. Where is he at?
You guys have nothing on me. You guys have no case. You have no case.
Let him know. Let him know, baby. Los Santos ain't sweet. Tell him man, if you feel like that, Benchom.
It's right, Benchom, baby. Hey, hey.
No, why don't you just open the door and just kind of act like nothing has happened?
nothing else let you out right now yeah why don't you just sort of act like
nothing else I thought you was gonna have it come in there what you do
look like you know Nick just like that yeah maybe just open the door that's
like nothing else we're gonna have one right now I just walk right like turn
turn a blind eye with either way yep let your ass out someone with no eyebrows
All right, now come here. Come on. You would let me out. I mean you let me out of jail
She wouldn't be out of here. Oh, how's it going, sir? I can't coach
You listen to drinking eat no, I'm on strike. I don't pay for that stuff no more which I
Could turn a blind eye to all your charges open the door and let you free ring
You could do that. You should do it after both. What would that say about me?
should have all four of us actually that you're not a crooked-ass park ranger and
you're actually kind of cool but let me be more crooked no that would just make
you like not a pig maybe so cool maybe not white you just wouldn't be a pig
because right now if you're a cop you're sort of a pig I'm gonna be honest can I
get at least I'm not gonna want you right now okay please stop asking I'll do
it see you know you're part Rangers y'all actually got a little bit of sold in
You the Lspd are like drones y'all got some soul I can see it me and coach haven't done shit
Yeah
Coach head would put a sock in it dude. I just
That was the only thing yet other than that
Did you DSR death them anything
What's my warrant for what's my warrant?
Read it to me.
You're the one for your arrest.
I'm misuse of the 911 call system.
Yeah.
I used the 911 call system to get a taxi, which I thought was chill, which apparently
isn't.
I'm gonna be in prison for a long time, bro.
Gio, there's a problem.
We just had hunting and capsized shooting at us.
Gio, we were literally just hunting, bro.
Hey, hey, hey, Gio, you're all good, baby.
Lane, Adi said he shot us first.
We were even shooting at them.
Lane shot fire netters.
We were hunting rafters.
Is it OK if I rock a piss really quick in this part, Ranger?
Yeah, go ahead and do this.
We'll try to fight next.
You know what we're defending ourselves.
I
Can't you shit on this game?
Oh, you're clocked. Holy shit.
Oh boy.
I
Was going out of the geo was going out
Plus 15 came or
I have $10,000 dollars!
I have $10,000 dollars chicken!
Why are they chasing you out of the shit?
Me for chicken, man!
Because that's what you mad me off!
Noodle dive!
I'm gonna find you, bro.
I'm gonna cut your head off, stick it on a pole,
dangle your body off a bridge, bro.
I can't do what they say!
Why does he keep chasing me out of this?
What did I do?
I'm sorry.
What?
Hey, we going to the gym later?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's alright.
Why do you try to punch you Tom Tom?
What the fuck?
I did.
Ooh, chat things are gonna get easier.
Hey, you ever had Texas roast beef? Nah.
That's about to be your number one. Hey.
Chad, it was not a goon break. SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Uh.
Coach, where are our lawyers at, baby?
Well, you went to good news and bad news.
Wait, what'd you say?
You want the good news or the bad news?
Always start off with the good news.
The good news is that they've got double-plated toilet paper.
I just checked it to take it to shit.
Like a thousand, maybe.
Okay, so they have good toilet paper and what's the bad news?
The bad news is apparently all the lawyers have been executed and they're not coming.
So, let me get this straight, coach.
there's no lawyers and we're how are we ever gonna get processed how are we ever
gonna get out of here well just remember that there's double play toilet paper
okay back to that in I know you said you got a tight ass and everything I don't
give a fuck if it's triple play toilet paper I want to go home I want to see my
my mom. Don't worry, I'll go visit her. Who said that? Who said that? This cacti
over here. You just say you're gonna visit my mom buddy? I'll go visit, I'll show my
respects alright? Oh you're riding away in prison. Oh okay. This guy's got jokes. Okay.
up the cells and say that to his face Dennis.
Oh.
He's not my ref here I would.
Yeah Dennis why don't you open up the cell and say that to him Dennis.
Why don't you open up the cell and say it to my face Dennis.
You won't say that they'll have face to face to the cell face to face.
Come on you cock sucker.
What the fuck.
Let me out of here man.
You hear that.
I fucking heard it.
I heard him.
You alright?
Oh damn.
I heard him.
You all right?
Oh, yeah.
Yo, that's what I'm fucking talking about in here today.
That's what I'm talking about.
Back off you fucking bitch!
What?
You're never talking like that again!
Hey, don't put your fucking hand up!
You're dead, you're dead!
Ugh!
You're lucky I don't come in there.
Hey, you're doing a lot of talking.
What's what?
Doing a lot of talking.
That's what I thought, that's what I thought.
Now you're gonna bring me a lawyer here
and I'm gonna get the fuck out of here.
You also gonna hold that pocket and you can drive up there and you can hold that pocket. You understand?
Nah, hell no. You're gonna hold my pocket.
Hold your pocket. What type of freaky ass cop are you, dude?
I'm here, Dennis. What you come up in here?
Why'd you come up in here, Dennis?
I'm not freaky at all.
So, all right. Coach Dooley, sidebar here. Yo, Dennis, just sit in the cup chair over there.
Coach Dooley. Okay.
Little bit of a sidebar.
Okay, he's staring at us. So we have no cops.
He's fucking me with his eyes right now. You see that?
He's eye fucking shooting at us.
Yeah, he's definitely a cop. Okay.
Coach, so basically, we are fought.
I mean, there's no way out of here.
Um, well, only an act of God right now would get us out of these cells.
But if the lawyer comes, there might be a change.
Okay, how good is this guy? Do you know this lawyer?
Which lawyer Tom Tom you ever heard of him?
Wait, he's here with the lawyers here we were is he where is he?
He's actually pretty good lawyer, he's actually pretty good lawyer
Yeah, jump his ass, jump his ass!
Get in his ass!
He's not a lady, lay him down!
He is, he is!
Hey, how about you, how are you like that?
Fuck off!
You want to fuck me?
Oh my god, bro.
Get in his ass, baby!
Hey, hey, hey!
Get in his ass, baby!
I'm gonna die in this fucking pussy. Oh my god, you're getting smoked our brows
2 on 1, what are you a bitch?
Looks like a draw to me.
Not so much a...
K.O.
I think it was a draw, fellas.
Shoot!
That was spicy, that was spicy.
Damn it Dennis, how you gonna get your ass beat by Nicola?
I fuckin' lose every fight.
Hey, you're a true warrior, Nicolaus.
Thank you.
That's what they call you, LFA?
Yes, call my brother.
or el Presidente
Or el no eyebrows
So are we getting the lawyer in here? What is this place man? He's coming. He's working through you guys. He's by himself
He's doing the best he can
Yeah, I don't know I don't really enjoy being in a jail cell. I mean have you ever been in a jail cell?
Yeah, it's fucking miserable
No, I've never been arrested
No, I've never been arrested.
No, I've never been arrested before.
He's the gangbanger with the east side balance.
Under time room, the time.
Most of them, Chateau?
John Curz on the DOJF.
He was wondering how prison was.
Do you want to tell him?
Like, E slash church?
Yeah!
If they want a lawyer, call another one.
Yo, can I get a little bit of privacy here?
Bring me up, bring me up, bring me up.
There are...
I know the lawyers.
I'm a lawyer.
Oh, John Clare.
You're a jerk-off?
No guys, it doesn't work.
It doesn't work.
Guys, it doesn't work.
I think we got you a lawyer.
Sweet oh, he's on the way his name is John clerk
You know not to fight again, do you?
Oh my god
What's that with you?
He's slashed.
This is his GEO, get his ass, babies!
Shulkin' Jim Band, Shulkin' Band!
There you go Dennis, get his ass, Dennis!
Oh, I hope that's fucking locked.
How the fuck did he get out of the cell?
No space after the slash.
Wait, why the fuck's that little guy locked?
No, he's free! He's free! GEO's free!
Oh, he's still on police!
He was takin' a run for it, he's free! That is so his first life!
I mean let's let's go to what it is you could easily just open the store and just kind of
Let me walk.
Yeah, you would love that, wouldn't you?
Yeah, your lawyer's on your way, but I'll throw you your charges
real quick.
Yeah, talk me through my charges.
I'm going to be coming up with a session of a fire on class 1
and aggravated assault and battery,
which is a $1,100 fine in 25 months in jail,
which we'll work with you with, all right?
I'll go through that.
Have you done the same?
25 months in jail.
Are you insane?
twenty-five months in jail
well, we'll work with you, you know, you won't be uh... you won't be going
did you want to add? did you want to add?
before we do this, why is Nicholas getting principle aggravated or something like that?
oh, you must be my lawyer! you must be Tom!
his lawyer's here, okay, perfect, and he told me to come over, so why is he getting principle aggravated?
I'm pretty sure we're getting in principle because he was no all you have ones got oh, okay, okay?
He was the one that I'll take you waited
Are you the lawyer?
He's the lawyer. He's a lawyer. I will go see those. I can I can double check it for you. Let me let me double check
Yeah, I don't have any statements that he was a wanting shot. Yeah, I didn't shoot. That's the thing
So, you know saw Goodman tell him tell him everything everything that he needs to know just make sure you whisper to the lawyer
He's the server owner I don't understand what happened, but if you've got another work
Yeah, he pulled it right I can help you out what I can but generally
There's a possession card. It's hard to fight
Right when you got that when you've got a principal PC charge, right?
So you know this is never shut your possession is gonna get yeah, but there's nothing that we can buy
But I'm curious to why we've got principal. Yeah, someone did you did someone can someone articulate that you shot?
No sir, I didn't stab anybody man. I had possession of a gun. I was shot by a cop. That's all I know
I didn't shoot anyone. I didn't shoot anyone. I didn't shoot anyone. I didn't stab anyone a
Bullet was not fired from my behalf
Okay, so you just on the scene
I was on the scene
Oh also a cop assaulted me in the building if you care
So, that one would have to be sorted out afterwards.
That would be a violation.
That would be, I think, 8th, which is a unfair and cruel punishment.
So you're my lawyer there, for real?
Yeah, Paul will help, fill me out, and I'll help you up.
Just so we can get it done quickly while GeoSo is getting medical, I guess.
Do you know Saul?
I do know Saul.
Yeah.
Uh, I do know, so.
Yeah.
So on the previous day and if it's,
there was no kind of a misuse of the law from the following day, we kind of
take, wait, can you read what I got?
Right?
Well, why did I have a warrant for me originally?
Uh, misuse of 911.
Okay, but I can't count it.
It was my first day in the city.
I just, I used 911.
Can you quiet down?
Who said that?
Nigg just make sure you whisper in so that cops can hear what you're saying to the lawyer.
Yeah.
Alright, so can you hear me?
Yeah, I think we're good to have that conversation.
I'm sorry coach.
You're good.
You did your best, baby.
You did your best.
You okay?
Yeah, bro.
You okay?
They charged me with murder, bro.
Listen, it's bullshit.
Get yourself this lawyer here.
Alright, bro.
What's up?
Right, we ready to talk about Nicholas?
Yeah, we're ready. We're ready. We're ready, please. Oh, no, we're ready to talk about the charges. Oh, okay.
I switched that. I talked to Denys. I talked to Denys. I switched that down.
Oh, yeah. Did you get GS, uh, test something? He was positive, yeah.
Okay. Did you get casings from his firearm?
I think he's getting me out of this right. I think he's getting me out of this chat.
is this eyebrows? does he have no eyebrows?
he has no eyebrows
oh yeah that's eyebrows
no go up with the eyebrows guys
please
you labeled your eyebrows coming night
what type of lawyer are you dude? you're laughing?
if you see what I ask, you see what I ask
hey make sure you have a fucking lawyer as this
oh he just got fucking
I think instantly put that in the corner
wait, wait, wait until I get you fully off when you can die
okay, you might have a civil suit against these cats
right
so, Joseph King, Nicholas had a switchblade and a yeet weapon
so what are we looking at and why are we looking at
I'll take you out to make ways
The aggravated assault and battery right he had brought us up to a location with what was what was the word you said again Nicholas that or a farmer that you were doing.
Wait what you said Tom they got him in there they're asking him a bunch of questions without you so I just want to let you know.
Okay cool well that's always missable then.
All right all right.
Okay.
Sorry, so he's getting attempted because of what reason?
People has gone and attempted to fire them.
I did not attempt to fire. I had a gun in my hands, correct, but I did not fire.
So he's looking at brandishing a weapon.
Yes.
I think he did fire, but maybe you're right, because let me see if anyone picked up anything on that scene from that.
I did not fire shit.
Also, it was defense when a cop started randomly shooting me.
Cap, cap, cap, sa-hoor. There should be no casing, so, yeah.
Cha honestly I didn't get a chance to fire I got one shot does he have a fire arms license
no okay okay that's the shit we can't see which is fucking annoying so are we dropping
you a brand of shit from that area so you know yeah to just a brand of shit
okay perfect thank you Joma let's just drop all the charges that
so that brings you down to 16 months in a free 350 dollar fine wait how much of
a fine sir at 350 dollar oh shit that ain't nothing to a G yeah are you ready
you. Oh, uh, the cops took all my money. I can get over here if you have to go over there.
No, I just need to be here for when he please. Okay. Yeah, yeah, because if he please something,
can you say, say something else on it? I just want to make sure like one, it's to protect you,
two, it's to protect him as well. All right. So how do you please going to be getting criminal
position of a firearm class one, and you're going to be getting brandishing a weapon?
I plea guilty guilty we get to do like a 30% 40% split in whatever way he would
like because I think that's what Gary got you said 3040 yeah in whichever way
he likes because that's what Jerry got bro thinks he's John Paul Chad who's John
call. Let's make sure we can do that too.
He said 3040. Yeah.
Alright, we'll do that.
X, you see. Oh, thank you very much.
Guys, have you played this server?
Can you play this server?
Thank you so much, Mr. Noibres.
Because his phone is inside an actual lock box.
You should go to Turkey and get some eyebrows.
I think you should.
You know she's pretty feisty here. I don't know. This is a pretty corrupt office y'all got going on. Oh, thank you.
It's called Ranger shit. I've heard about that. Dude, you're not even a ranger, bro. You're not even a freaking ranger.
dude you're not even a ranger bro you're not even a freaking ranger she's
faced it boys do whatever right because she's a ranger
It's a physical lockbox.
He has an accent.
Right?
I literally, I, no matter what,
I can't call the phone out.
Yeah, I'm ready.
Yeah, you just have to send the number.
Yeah, I won't drop the cell.
So in the shower, okay?
Okay, yep.
I just want to tell you, I've enjoyed spending time with you guys today.
guys today 11 months you got me geek
Did you hear that?
To this thunder.
Can't you hear that?
11 months bro?
I feel like one of those kids on Beyond Scared Straight.
Jenny, I hear that?
oh 11 months is 11 minutes not bad kid go to the showers where they at
check you know here the thunder
kids a little gym this looks like the showers
Bro, do y'all hear that, oh my god.
So what is Bavis?
I don't know where the showers are.
This is like the courtyard.
I don't know where the showers are, Chad.
Who is Bobbis?
Escape?
You guys think I could just hop the fence?
Surely I could just hop the fence, right?
I have no food, no nothing.
Fuck.
Could I just hop the fence?
It's barbed wire.
Fuck.
Your money, bro.
They took all my money.
They took everything.
But guys, I don't know where Coach is.
Wait, here's an escape route right here.
So look at this, I'm home free.
Home free, boys?
That was easy.
That was easy.
Oh no, there's a key here.
Should I just hop this?
I don't think my dogs in my room do slash P. Yeah, but that's gonna get me over the
fence. Guys, I don't think it's gonna work. Yeah, I think Jazzy came in my room. I don't
I don't know what to do, guys.
I mean, I guess we could just wait it out.
It's seven minutes.
Find coach, bro.
I, that ass don't know where he is.
I couldn't find the showers in there.
I could not find the showers in there.
I can look back for him.
So, Chad, what happens at the end of the seven minutes?
Do I despawn or do they have to like process me and stuff?
Top of your screen I see food
Go to visitation there's so much thunder chat
Learn the emotes I know bro. I want to learn the emotes, but I don't know them all
Guys, okay, what's like an emote I could do?
Teach me some emotes.
What's a good emote?
Yeah, my power might go out.
I'm not even kidding.
Slash emotes.
Nope, that doesn't do anything.
Wait, so it's E slash hump?
It doesn't work.
Do you slash emo?
Okay, slash emo, then what?
Jerk off?
Jerk?
P.
nothing. Guys, nothing. None of it works. You know, that's like, you know, you could just
do slash E. But none of y'all's emotes work, guys. What about dance? There we go. Okay,
and x stops it. Okay. Guys, what else? Slash E-Wank? Dude, no way, Wank words. No. F3,
I don't have a phone. I don't have a phone.
Alt F4 shows the whole list.
Do slash fat, okay.
Wait, the gritty is an emo?
Chat, what else? What else? We did dance, we did gritty. What are some other ones?
Is there a way to jerk off in here? Bro, I'm not saying I'm going to do it. I'm just curious
how many emotes there is. I'm just curious how many... I'm not going to actually jerk
off what is it jerk or hump guy I swear hump doesn't work I swear it doesn't
work. Yep, we're in Florida, baby. Oh my God.
Slash E. Shit.
Shit doesn't work.
Do you slash E. Spiderman?
Let's see how it goes.
Hi, guys! What the fuck?!
Those six I'm about to be penetrated.
Okay, we got three down.
Six I'm about to get, like, penetrated.
Okay, so I only have three months left, quote-unquote, minutes.
What server is this?
I think district? No.
I think this server's called Prodigy, I think.
two twerk
chat it's not really a leak
I think it's just pro-
ball ride
chat why are you guys only giving me zesty ass emotes guys
I'm not even a zest vest
bro this tattoo is so zesty that I got
dude dude
this server is fun bro
bro I'm telling you GTRP time just flies
Do slash eat bird. Oh my God, what have they done to him?
No way. No fucking way you boys found me. What up boys?
I was so worried about your tiny ass that that for sure that there was gonna be having you drop the soap
having to wait with you. You're gonna be holding someone's pocket in here.
here. Coach, coach, wait, hold up one second, Bob, a one, make sure you have one more time.
You're going to be telling a what someone's going to be sorry. Sorry. Sorry. You can see
that invitation like fish on a hook here and just coming out of the woodwork. Look, I just
want to say y'all today is 100% my fault. But now I made some lifelong friends. Thank
you guys for doing that with me. Well, there's only one place to go at a time like this, boys, find me.
Bob, come on. Wait, how long are y'all serving? I'm serving one more month.
Hey, we're gonna talk about what the shit happened. All we know is that Gio's getting
questioned for murder right now is getting interrogated by the feds. Gio's getting questioned for
murder? Did he end up murdering anybody or no? Well, it's a long story to begin with.
that's unrelated to the to the situation wait hold on Jerry one second Jerry come
here
start shaking the air so we're gonna have problems here
home sweet home the course
Jerry God damn it I'm sorry
Oh, Jerry!
Ow!
Fuck, Jerry God!
Jerry, you not with that?
No, I'm not with it.
So dumb ass, son.
You look, I mean, to help you up.
I should be there to motherfucking die.
I think you should make it there.
I know you should make it there.
I'mma make it, you bitch.
Jerry, I'm sorry, dude.
Relax.
I
Was a zesty one Paul. Did you try to pick up Jerry Paul?
Maybe give me
So what's not a zesty one just look at that for you know and here you really gotta find out where
Yeah, he's like well if I partner with Jerry, you know
motherfucking back
Jerry's giving it to me to nobody else. No, I'm with Jerry nobody else, you know in command to try to rest
How do I sit down?
How do I sit down?
Slash E. Bark?
Jerry, screw it a little closer to him. Hold his back.
I'm not school so close.
I'm barking.
I'm a kid, you son.
Jerry, I'm sorry, dude.
Jerry, I got a little sex to me.
Jerry?
I ain't nothing wrong with that.
Sit down.
You remember you just think about
the same ones you're doing
You know, maybe maybe this is where you belong actually
What's that supposed to mean dude wait my time's up do I just go to the front now
You you got you said that your months. Yeah zero months left. How much your months y'all got
I'm gonna be in here for nine years. I think
Damn my lawyers good
I got four months left four months
boys well how do I leave how do I head out holy shit I think we got to visit
that friend boys you gotta be down gonna be as they said where come with me just
in case we're gonna who it is
Nick by the way what the hell happened down there I don't know dude I just got
off my lawyer's good I had J. Elma. Oh man down there there's a shootout. Oh dude you
guys told me to talk shit too early you guys said talk your shit and then you
showed up a minute late. It was awkward for like 20 seconds and then they heard
the chorus and I was already on the floor bleeding.
I just said um shit was never sweet and low Santos and then they said what and then I said shit was never sweet and low Santos
and then they shout me.
Don't you let him know.
They ain't never said that you ever see how,
no, you see how they get.
Coach, where's the visitor?
I said we got a visitor.
Maybe we go on the way over here.
Let's go.
In a 90210, 90210.
Oh, for a body.
So this might be the best day of GTRP yet.
I'm not even kidding.
she is super stock girl super stock girl dude holy lore, holy lore, bro
who the fuck is this?
it's tomorrow, bro, you told me a story at the pawn shop a while ago
what the fuck are you doing here?
I was just it's a long story basically me and the boy was kind of seeing if there was any guards here to talk to him because
You know on the on the low I feel like it'd be a smart idea to
Become one and then I could help some homies out get you know get an earlier sentence
Get the fuck out of here
And then I saw that you were arrested in here for 12 months, so I'm trying to hear another story, Brad
Which part time time was part time?
Fuck you, bro.
They need Jerry you look old as hell, Jerry.
So what's my time?
Fuck you.
You're like, I'm sorry, sir.
Sorry.
Nice, bro.
Too long.
It's been a long day.
It's okay.
Hey, you want to do us favor?
What's your need?
Girls who heard of it, the 20.
Get did it.
Stop.
Sheldon.
15 K.
I'm not having this, bro.
We'll pay you.
What, you don't got a license anymore?
Probably not. Not after we just got done shooting cops.
Well, shit. I mean, yeah, if you can't buy one, I'll just buy one for you.
I got a license.
You can get three of us, we'll pay you five cage.
Yeah.
My man.
Hold on, bro. This guy needs guns.
Coach, use common sense.
Terry, I'm right behind you, Terry.
If you go scooping right now, we'll uh, as soon as we're out, we'll pay you. We'll be out in like five minutes.
Move it, yo motherfucker here, man.
Alright, alright, I think I'll get him.
I don't even know that motherfucker over here trying to drive, huh?
I'm not, honey, you're tripping.
I'm talking about the motherfucker behind me, dickhead.
We'll be out in like, dude, Jerry's the straightest man ever.
Chet, Jerry's the straightest man ever.
I'm gonna throw some air from behind.
Yeah, I can just, like, I'll get a car, we can just all go and I'll buy him there.
What the fuck, dickhead?
I mean it works.
Look, I'm all free.
Hey, coach, once I get out of here,
I'm probably gonna hit the hay, coach.
For real, it was real.
Well, first, I'm gonna need you to hold my pockets, son.
Of course, sir. Of course.
How do I do that?
Here you go. Just stay right there.
If Jerry makes a move on me, let him know
that we got going on here.
Right.
What's going on here?
Jerry, this is my prison, bitch.
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down,
Hey Jerry!
It's not me!
It's like no typical last proof!
Jerry, come on up here!
What are you doing, prison Jerry?
That's what you do at prison!
That's what we do!
Go to a goddamn cell, man!
Yo, Coach, you got any uh...
any update on that uh...
that dude that like shot you in the back of the head?
Come on, fuck it! Air gig!
Stop fucking with me, man!
Dude, Jerry's the straightest man ever.
Fucking gag dude in over here!
When you ready to get up out of here?
You talk to this guy right here.
I'm going to get this man out of her.
Are you both free?
Yeah, can you get out of here?
No, I don't have no time.
How much time?
One more minute.
I'm going to head out. It's been real.
Relatable, aren't they?
Alright, Nick, we'll see you.
I'll watch it.
You know what's causing it?
We're free!
Yeah, Gary.
So two games.
this is how it's done, this is how it works
we free big!
oh, oh!
I just stole a car, I just got out of jail and stole a car, fuck yeah dude
Oh shit! I thought I could go through the gate.
Chad I've finally got a car and it's a Porsche!
Now I'm free as a bird! Dude I love GTRP. The people you meet on here is like the best
But it's much like a lot of play better.
Oh, what's up, children?
Guys, um, yeah, I mean, I'm still kind of homeless.
He did give me a key to his apartment, but it doesn't really have a bed.
so maybe I'll just sleep like in the woods I don't know I'm still kind of
homeless chat bro another day of WSGCARD man looks like we got a car this time
I'm a child I quit
Ladies and gentlemen another day of GCARP another WS stream guys
Tomorrow when you guys see me it is gonna be IRL y'all know I probably do one IRL stream a year bro
This week we got three IRL streams, and we're doing a diamond gym vlog
So we got World Cup quarterfinals, IRL, World Cup semi-finals, IRL, Fortnite Pro M, IRL, and Fortnite Pro M stream.
World Cup finals, IRL, and DiamondGF.
Boys, have a catch-all, boys, man. Wstream into the chat, bro.
Have a beautiful, amazing, fan-tabbitous, wonderful day, and I'll see you.
I saw playing a while ago, but when I was playing it was probably like, so chat, let's do a comparison, bro. Man who stopped playing League of Legends, man who plays 12 out of 10.
Good evening and good night.
We're going to Casino, bro.
I don't see Casino here, bro.