WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:02.060 you 00:30.000 --> 00:32.060 you 01:00.000 --> 01:02.060 you 01:30.000 --> 01:32.060 you 02:00.000 --> 02:02.060 you 02:30.000 --> 02:32.060 you 03:00.000 --> 03:06.260 Yo chat what the fuck is up buttercups? 03:06.260 --> 03:08.520 What the fuck is up buttercups man? 03:08.520 --> 03:11.080 Nick think of it if I'm a Nigro think of it if I'm... 03:11.080 --> 03:12.800 Are you not watching Spain Belgium? 03:12.800 --> 03:14.200 I might. 03:14.200 --> 03:15.200 I probably will. 03:15.200 --> 03:18.520 Bro but I feel like Spain is just gonna shit on them man. 03:18.520 --> 03:22.120 I feel like Spain is just gonna shit on them bro. 03:22.120 --> 03:25.120 But nah I don't know because Belgium shit on USA. 03:25.120 --> 03:28.240 But then again USA was ahhh boy. 03:28.240 --> 03:30.240 U.S. name was ah 03:30.360 --> 03:32.360 Chattano's winning Belgium or Spain realistically 03:34.040 --> 03:36.820 K digger, but it's your one captain digger for the time the Savicks digger 03:36.820 --> 03:42.220 But it's your one stick some big of the time Marichio digger the time one bit donation from love is rage 03:42.840 --> 03:44.840 Don't spend it all in one place 03:47.200 --> 03:53.540 Thank you, bro, oh, yeah, and they give it a time that chose to give it to you one jidler you ruined my day 03:53.540 --> 04:02.340 Can you not look ugly for once bro? Oh really? Okay, okay. Put a hat on you're blinding me. 04:02.340 --> 04:08.740 What's blinding you? Legitimately curious. What the fuck is blinding you? Hello from Russia. 04:08.740 --> 04:14.660 I'd love to see you, but I don't understand that language. Wait, just, just. So you watch 04:14.660 --> 04:20.740 my stream, you don't even know what I'm saying? That's a W supporter. No, no, that's next level. 04:20.740 --> 04:24.900 Bro Chat! That's next level support! He doesn't even know what I'm saying and he's in here! 04:25.460 --> 04:27.940 Get better Kip with the 10 gifted subsca- 04:33.940 --> 04:34.420 She y'all- 04:35.380 --> 04:38.500 Ron is in your hood? What do you mean Ron is in my hood? 04:39.540 --> 04:41.620 Ron is in my hood right now! He's in the tarp? 04:44.980 --> 04:45.540 Oh my god. 04:45.540 --> 04:52.540 Oh, yeah, of course, bro, let's do it, yeah, let's do it, bro. 04:52.540 --> 04:53.540 Oh, yeah, no. 04:53.540 --> 04:54.540 This is... 04:54.540 --> 04:55.540 Okay, I'm gonna go. 04:55.540 --> 04:56.540 Yes, this is my hood. 04:56.540 --> 05:01.540 Bro, it's just like, did anybody ever show the bad part of tarpon springs? 05:01.540 --> 05:02.540 Here we go. 05:02.540 --> 05:07.540 Hold on, let me get the boat in the bathroom. 05:07.540 --> 05:08.540 There you go. 05:08.540 --> 05:13.540 Jack, does anybody ever show the bad parts of tarpon springs or what? 05:13.540 --> 05:18.700 I don't understand you well, this is not an accurate representation 05:23.860 --> 05:31.380 But yes, bro Ron is in my hood, I hope he checks in dangerous out there, bro. It's very dangerous staff think of the bottle 05:32.620 --> 05:37.980 Yo frozen paradise pumps. What do you want me to say bro? Sue she think of it the prime, bro 05:37.980 --> 05:44.960 There is no bad parts jinxie you're keeping your warrant in gpa the cop meant tomorrow in game 05:45.180 --> 05:51.900 Hey, buddy. No, he meant 24 hours. He meant 24 hours buddy. I'm good. Nobody check it in with you peace signs 05:52.220 --> 05:58.580 Do y'all realize I'm a real ass cramp guys. I'm a gang banger, bro. Jinxie do a Zelda stream 06:00.660 --> 06:02.860 24 hours in game yo boggles 06:02.860 --> 06:05.920 Uh, hey, Bargles, I'm gonna give you a challenge today. 06:05.920 --> 06:11.800 Type one useful message that requires more than six brain cells to conjure. 06:11.800 --> 06:14.540 Bargles, there you go, little side mission. 06:14.540 --> 06:16.640 Dom Dom with the five gifted steps. 06:16.640 --> 06:19.540 Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it. 06:19.540 --> 06:22.860 She'll stop texting children. 06:22.860 --> 06:24.860 See, this is what I'm talking about, like, bro, what? 06:24.860 --> 06:27.540 I have not, I haven't even grabbed my foot. 06:27.540 --> 06:30.720 What are you fucking schizophrenic? 06:30.720 --> 06:31.900 What are you typing? 06:33.580 --> 06:36.840 Jinxie, I would have you in a headlock. 06:36.840 --> 06:39.680 Amethyst, I'm gonna call Cap. 06:39.680 --> 06:43.440 It's sweet as sugar and larpin springs. 06:43.440 --> 06:45.840 Jinxie, how much Legos could you fit in it? 06:45.840 --> 06:48.080 Okay, guys, again, bro, 06:48.080 --> 06:50.640 ask useful positive questions, man. 06:50.640 --> 06:53.600 I'm not gonna sit here, probably 15. 06:53.600 --> 06:54.440 Probably 15. 06:54.440 --> 06:56.040 Aiden with the 10 gifted, 06:56.040 --> 06:56.880 saps, 06:58.960 --> 07:00.200 shield. 07:00.200 --> 07:03.240 This is my first stream and I'm pissed. 07:03.240 --> 07:05.480 Yo chat, bro, legitimately, bro. 07:06.840 --> 07:08.040 Guys, we got a great week. 07:08.040 --> 07:10.160 Guys, let me take our boys through this week. 07:10.160 --> 07:14.640 So, today we're doing some gaming. 07:14.640 --> 07:16.480 By today, when I say we're doing some gaming, 07:16.480 --> 07:18.240 we're doing a lot of gaming. 07:18.240 --> 07:20.040 We might check in on Spain versus Belgium. 07:20.040 --> 07:21.440 We're gonna do a lot of gaming. 07:23.800 --> 07:25.760 Yeah, we're gonna do a lot of gaming today. 07:25.760 --> 07:26.920 Lot of gaming today. 07:26.920 --> 07:29.200 Tomorrow, the 11th of July. 07:29.200 --> 07:31.520 Tomorrow, we are going to be streaming 07:31.520 --> 07:34.400 the World Cup quarterfinals game, IRL, 07:34.400 --> 07:37.600 England versus Norway, in a suite 07:37.600 --> 07:41.440 with me, Ron Marlin, Lacey, High Vice, 07:41.440 --> 07:42.280 and some cameraman. 07:42.280 --> 07:44.200 It's gonna be peak! 07:44.200 --> 07:45.480 Excited, bro. 07:45.480 --> 07:47.280 After the 11th, the 12th, 07:47.280 --> 07:49.920 I'm flying from Miami to Dallas 07:49.920 --> 07:51.360 for the Fortnite Pro-M event. 07:51.360 --> 07:53.560 Me and Pollo are getting first place. 07:53.560 --> 07:55.920 You can laugh, you can fucking laugh 07:55.920 --> 07:57.440 and say you're gonna get dead last, 07:57.440 --> 07:58.920 I'm gonna get farmed. 07:58.920 --> 08:00.880 Me and Puyo are getting first place. 08:00.880 --> 08:02.520 Have y'all seen my teammate? 08:02.520 --> 08:07.520 Then flying back to Florida, aka the Tarpon Springs. 08:07.560 --> 08:10.560 13th and 14th, gonna do some desktop gaming streams. 08:10.560 --> 08:14.400 The 15th, flying to Atlanta for World Cup semifinals. 08:14.400 --> 08:17.720 It's probably gonna be Argentina versus England. 08:17.720 --> 08:20.840 Then flying back to Florida for the 16th, 17th, and 18th. 08:20.840 --> 08:25.840 Then the 19th, flying to New Jersey for the World Cup finals. 08:25.840 --> 08:32.320 World Cup finals we're gonna be IRL starting that probably gonna be messy versus France messy is gonna win then the 20th 08:33.320 --> 08:35.320 I'm going to the Diamond Jam 08:35.840 --> 08:39.320 Go to the Diamond Jam on the 20th then 21st fly back to Florida 08:40.840 --> 08:42.840 Guys I'm going to the Diamond Jam 08:42.920 --> 08:47.120 If there's no more LARP, there's no more LARP LARP LARP SACHOR we're going 08:48.560 --> 08:51.760 We're going bro GG you are not going a 08:51.760 --> 08:56.360 A G G bro chat so y'all think I'm gonna actually die in the diamond gym 08:58.200 --> 09:02.960 Jinxie I love messy, but he's losing to England did this guy just blow him from stupid town 09:03.160 --> 09:06.600 Buddy messy scoring a hat trick on England next question 09:06.960 --> 09:11.320 Baby, Jordan. They come into your one. This guy is born from stupid down chat 09:11.320 --> 09:14.800 If you know that reference type of me hobby with the prime W. Hobby in the chat 09:14.800 --> 09:27.360 Also chat next month. I believe early August is streamer games. I'm going 09:29.920 --> 09:32.880 chat last year. I wish I went. I'm going to streamer games this year. 09:34.320 --> 09:39.760 I believe it's August one, uh, August one. Yes, bro chat. And I believe at streamer games. I'm 09:39.760 --> 09:41.320 I'm gonna meet Joe Bart. 09:41.320 --> 09:43.080 I believe Joe Bart is going. 09:43.080 --> 09:45.840 I believe I'm gonna meet the big Bart at streamer games. 09:45.840 --> 09:47.640 Enough exile, thank you for the time. 09:49.600 --> 09:51.400 Jinxie, Ron just got jumped. 09:51.400 --> 09:52.840 Ron got jumped. 09:52.840 --> 09:54.240 Dead ass, in my hood? 09:54.240 --> 09:55.080 Okay. 09:57.040 --> 09:58.960 House where he actually played Fortnite. 09:58.960 --> 10:00.440 Drop on me if you know what I'm talking about, 10:00.440 --> 10:03.680 when Mr. Beast came through his window right here, 10:03.680 --> 10:04.800 this window right here. 10:04.800 --> 10:06.760 Wow, classic, iconic. 10:06.760 --> 10:09.480 He also had a battle bus over here. 10:09.480 --> 10:13.360 This is actually crazy. You could make it from like this house, man. 10:13.360 --> 10:14.480 So it's a small house. 10:14.980 --> 10:16.680 It's on the beach. So it's probably like $5 million. 10:17.080 --> 10:17.580 Oh shit. 10:18.380 --> 10:18.880 Jump! 10:22.880 --> 10:23.880 Ha ha! 10:24.380 --> 10:25.180 Oh my God! 10:26.080 --> 10:26.580 Oh my... 10:27.280 --> 10:27.780 May I? 10:28.280 --> 10:29.480 You gotta come from this side, dude. 10:29.480 --> 10:30.980 Aw, fuck, I didn't mean to. 10:32.180 --> 10:33.880 Chat. Look, dude. Look, look. 10:33.980 --> 10:35.580 Period and a stories, bro. 10:35.680 --> 10:36.980 Ron's in tarpon sprinks. 10:37.080 --> 10:37.780 Bless him. 10:37.780 --> 10:44.260 Bless him bless him guys bless him he's in like a tough situation right now we 10:44.260 --> 10:50.120 don't know if Ron's gonna make it alive. We don't know if Ron's gonna make it 10:50.120 --> 10:54.760 alive bro legitimately none of us know. Guys if Ron gets jumped by people in a 10:54.760 --> 10:59.900 ski mask you let me know. Brock, think of it a prime sub. 10:59.900 --> 11:07.400 Brock, think of it a prime sub. Now chat. We got a banger video. Guys we got a 11:07.400 --> 11:14.160 Bangor video um guys got to get bangor video guys the name of today's video is 11:16.280 --> 11:20.540 Clash Royale is a disgrace to mobile gaming 11:21.440 --> 11:26.040 Lock-in Clash Royale went from topping every mobile free to play yes, I did this is true 11:26.040 --> 11:31.080 It's hard to allegedly remember the seven me in matches and desecrating what one 11:32.040 --> 11:34.040 matches I 11:34.080 --> 11:36.080 Knew it 11:37.400 --> 11:39.400 I knew it! 11:39.400 --> 11:41.400 I knew it! 11:41.400 --> 11:43.400 Hey there, this is Mario. Thanks for playing. 11:43.400 --> 11:46.400 Class route math making is not rigged to make you lose, 11:46.400 --> 11:50.400 but it is engineered to maintain a 50% win rate 11:50.400 --> 11:54.400 by bearing players based on trophy count, recent win streaks, 11:54.400 --> 11:59.400 and sometimes specific card combinations. 11:59.400 --> 12:01.400 What did I say? 12:01.400 --> 12:03.400 I was called crazy. 12:03.400 --> 12:06.400 I was called Kof Kof Kof Sachor. 12:06.400 --> 12:11.400 I knew they did that yo, I was going insane. 12:11.680 --> 12:13.680 While many players report encountering sudden 12:13.680 --> 12:15.760 hard counters after winning, 12:15.760 --> 12:18.320 the system is designed to slow progression 12:18.320 --> 12:20.240 rather than a malicious hit and cheat. 12:20.240 --> 12:22.200 Hope this clears things up. 12:23.200 --> 12:28.200 What, what did I, no, no, no, I said this for years. 12:29.080 --> 12:31.640 You guys said I was cope, cope, cope, it's a chore. 12:32.720 --> 12:34.320 This is literally from Supercell Support, 12:34.320 --> 12:38.540 Pop-up Wii with the 25 gifted subs, she owns WIP, all right, lock it. 12:38.540 --> 12:45.160 Getting what once was a titan of mobile gaming into a game that matched, leveled, and priced most of its player base into giving up. 12:45.160 --> 12:48.920 In July 2025, Clash Royale made $77 million. 12:57.160 --> 12:57.960 You said what? 12:57.960 --> 12:58.800 Hold up. 12:58.800 --> 13:00.880 Oh, give me a second here, bro. 13:00.880 --> 13:02.280 Let me just rewind a second. 13:02.280 --> 13:08.640 In a single month, a 9-year-old game that everyone had written off as dead had pulled 13:08.640 --> 13:11.240 off one of the biggest comebacks in mobile history. 13:11.240 --> 13:14.880 Eight months later, its biggest streamer had quits, and the revenue had fallen by nearly 13:14.880 --> 13:15.880 half. 13:15.880 --> 13:19.320 And to understand why throwing away the luckiest second chance in the industry's history 13:19.320 --> 13:28.120 was so unforgivable, to go back to when this game was the best thing on the app store. 13:28.120 --> 13:30.800 Clash Royale launched globally on March 2nd, 2016. 13:30.800 --> 13:37.840 I'll still say this to this day, Clash Royale, Brawl Stars, Clash of Clans, Beth's Mobile 13:37.840 --> 13:44.720 Games by 25 million miles, it's not even close, but they're ran by a greedy company. 13:44.720 --> 13:48.480 And with an instant hit, it was both number one most downloaded and number one top grossing 13:48.480 --> 13:52.960 on the US App Store on day one, and made roughly $1 billion in its first nine months. 13:52.960 --> 13:57.480 Within months of launch, Tencent's valued Supercell has $10 billion and bought most 13:57.480 --> 13:58.480 of it. 13:58.480 --> 13:59.480 Clash Royale was good. 13:59.480 --> 14:03.300 real-time card game that everyone knew, with a skill ceiling high enough to build an entire 14:03.300 --> 14:04.300 esport on. 14:04.300 --> 14:08.340 In the Clash Royale League, regional teams had a prize pool over $1 million by 2021. 14:08.340 --> 14:12.060 At its best, Clash Royale was a game where the better player won. 14:12.060 --> 14:15.220 Years later, one of the most upvoted comments in the game's own subreddit was, 14:15.220 --> 14:17.780 Okay, I don't- that's- that's a stretch. 14:17.780 --> 14:22.220 I don't know if Clash Royale could ever be considered as a game where the better player 14:22.220 --> 14:23.220 always wins. 14:23.220 --> 14:27.100 Bro, even back in the day you could get horrible matchups, bro. 14:27.100 --> 14:28.100 Put it like this. 14:28.100 --> 14:31.880 The game could have been a second chess, instead they made it pay to win. 14:31.880 --> 14:33.540 That didn't happen all at once. 14:33.540 --> 14:36.520 It happens low key, not a bad take. 14:36.520 --> 14:45.860 I always look at Clash as like a much more fun. 14:45.860 --> 14:47.880 I almost lost my life. 14:47.880 --> 14:51.200 That was the weirdest perk. 14:51.200 --> 14:53.960 Yep, I felt that in my anus. 14:53.960 --> 14:56.440 Dude, I almost perished. 14:56.440 --> 15:01.160 I always thought of, okay, wow. 15:01.160 --> 15:03.600 I always thought of Clash Royale as like, 15:03.600 --> 15:06.760 it could have been like a more fun version of chess. 15:06.760 --> 15:07.680 You know what I mean? 15:07.680 --> 15:09.800 One update at a time, like boiling a frown. 15:09.800 --> 15:11.600 Each update made a ton of money, 15:11.600 --> 15:12.960 which is why it kept happening. 15:12.960 --> 15:14.980 Somebody, I said I almost lost my life. 15:14.980 --> 15:16.760 Somebody typed, dang it. 15:17.840 --> 15:21.400 First real crack came on October 25th, 2021, 15:21.400 --> 15:23.560 when a new class of card called Champions launched. 15:23.560 --> 15:26.240 Champions were stronger than normal cards on purpose. 15:26.240 --> 15:28.080 They had a button you could press in a match for a- 15:28.080 --> 15:29.920 Bro, when's the last time they released a champion? 15:29.920 --> 15:33.080 Was it literally boss bandit in like 2024? 15:33.080 --> 15:36.160 Bro, release champs? 15:36.160 --> 15:37.200 What? 15:37.200 --> 15:38.920 Yeah, was it literally boss bandit? 15:38.920 --> 15:40.400 I don't remember a new champ. 15:41.720 --> 15:42.560 Special ability. 15:42.560 --> 15:44.840 And they were locked behind a King level 14. 15:44.840 --> 15:47.320 A wall that took most free players months or money- 15:47.320 --> 15:49.400 Dude, it was boss bandit. 15:49.400 --> 15:50.240 Wow. 15:50.240 --> 15:51.080 Need to climb. 15:51.080 --> 15:52.440 On their own champions were fair. 15:52.440 --> 15:53.600 The base card was weak. 15:53.600 --> 15:55.120 Without the ability, an archer queen 15:55.120 --> 16:00.400 is a mediocre 4 elixir card. The power lives in the ability, and the ability costs elixir. 16:00.400 --> 16:04.240 So you pay for the strength every time you use it. That's a balanced trade, and Supercell 16:04.240 --> 16:10.200 built it on purpose. Then came what the community started calling Scam Royale. In 2022, Supercell 16:10.200 --> 16:15.080 added level 15, elite levels, which needed a new currency that was almost impossible 16:15.080 --> 16:20.000 to earn for free and very easy to buy. Reaching max level without spending went from slow 16:20.000 --> 16:26.400 to almost impossible players you want to match that card spend eight dollars just 16:26.400 --> 16:32.720 throw me eight dollars and I'll get you whatever you need buddy oh you want to 16:32.720 --> 16:40.820 match that deck that's gonna be 40 hours oh you want to breathe that's gonna be 16:40.820 --> 16:42.820 $15.99 in the actual. 16:44.500 --> 16:45.860 Oh! 16:45.860 --> 16:47.860 Oh, your house burned down! 16:48.100 --> 16:51.120 That's gonna be $10.99 in the SuperSales store. 16:53.500 --> 16:59.360 Like dude, dude, I'm telling you bro, they ha- you could literally pay for anything in this game. 16:59.820 --> 17:04.180 The actual progression system is so slow compared to pay. 17:04.180 --> 17:07.300 Just hold for a boycott. Supercell shipped anyway. 17:07.300 --> 17:12.060 June 18th, 2023, came the update most people point to as the day the game broke. 17:12.060 --> 17:14.980 Card evolutions. Evolutions took cards you already owned and gave- 17:14.980 --> 17:16.780 Okay, hot take. 17:17.780 --> 17:19.980 Evolutions actually helped the game. 17:20.460 --> 17:21.660 Evolutions helped the game. 17:21.660 --> 17:24.100 The worst thing they did was just adding level 16. 17:24.100 --> 17:27.420 Bro, evolutions, once a month, a new card gets an evolution. 17:27.420 --> 17:28.860 That's fun, that's exciting. 17:29.340 --> 17:31.980 Level 16 was just literally just pure greed. 17:31.980 --> 17:34.300 Give them a second, much stronger form and make value. 17:34.300 --> 17:35.900 Because bro, think about it like this, right? 17:36.700 --> 17:41.260 When you're a game, and all you want to do is keep your game alive, 17:41.260 --> 17:44.380 you just have to update the game and add in new content. 17:44.380 --> 17:48.140 But when you add in level 16, you're not actually adding in any new content, 17:48.140 --> 17:49.900 you're just setting up a paywall. 17:49.900 --> 17:50.780 That's all you're doing. 17:50.780 --> 17:52.540 There's no content, it's just a paywall. 17:53.180 --> 17:54.620 With basically no trade-off. 17:54.620 --> 17:57.740 At launch, the only real way to unlock them was a paid bundle. 17:57.740 --> 18:00.300 These cards also launched extremely overpowered. 18:00.300 --> 18:01.900 This was essentially pay to win. 18:01.900 --> 18:03.340 They make all these evils. 18:03.340 --> 18:05.820 They make them so broken intentionally. 18:05.820 --> 18:07.580 So you're forced to buy them. 18:07.580 --> 18:08.940 And then they nerf it into the ground. 18:09.500 --> 18:10.540 They nerf it into the ground. 18:11.100 --> 18:11.820 Classic. 18:11.820 --> 18:12.460 Remember this. 18:13.100 --> 18:14.860 After you already gave them your money. 18:14.860 --> 18:18.220 Every other video says Supercell was greedy and ignored the data. 18:18.220 --> 18:19.900 They didn't ignore the data. 18:19.900 --> 18:21.180 They loved the data. 18:21.180 --> 18:24.860 Evolutions made 80 million dollars in their first six months. 18:24.860 --> 18:26.140 No, evolutions like did. 18:26.140 --> 18:28.460 Evolutions did not harm the game. 18:28.460 --> 18:35.660 level 16 arm of the game. Every update the community hated produced a revenue 18:35.660 --> 18:41.220 and honestly heroes too because like heroes hero like evolution you're kind 18:41.220 --> 18:45.500 of inventing a new card heroes you're just setting up a paywall to like oh 18:45.500 --> 18:49.980 you want to have an ability on the night set up a paywall like that's all it is 18:49.980 --> 18:54.500 as players bought in to have even just a fair chance at playing the game the game 18:54.500 --> 19:00.740 lead it's stop pausing the video pause your voice pause your voice stop typing 19:00.740 --> 19:06.380 stupid crap in the street they're out loud at a conference this year when you 19:06.380 --> 19:10.180 push out cards that hit the sweet spot between pay to win and pay to lose you 19:10.180 --> 19:14.340 get viral spikes in player engagements this was a stated design principle by 19:14.340 --> 19:18.100 twenty three the game that had made it nearly a billion dollars in 2017 had 19:18.100 --> 19:23.180 fallen to around 170 million it's a worst year since launch dude in 2020 19:23.180 --> 19:28.140 made 170 million. Throughout 2024, free player progression had been quietly caught somewhere 19:28.140 --> 19:32.620 between 50 and 70%. But there is one more reason free players were checking out and it's the 19:32.620 --> 19:39.340 hardest one to prove. Rigged matches. This is something both I and Dokes. No, I always knew, 19:39.340 --> 19:47.020 bro. I'm Dokes. I always knew. Bro, you go on a four game winning streak in Clash. Your fifth game, 19:47.020 --> 19:52.540 you're going to play the most demonic, disgusting, greasy, hard counter you've ever seen in your entire 19:52.540 --> 19:58.820 life, he's gonna have a deck that's not even real. And don't even get me started on 19:58.820 --> 20:05.720 if you try to stream it. The little Q-snipers with eight hard counters? Oh, Kope Kope Kope 20:05.720 --> 20:10.500 Sahur! And large sections of the community have been speculating on for years. Based 20:10.500 --> 20:15.120 on Supercell's behavior, Clash Royale isn't purely a strategic game anymore. It's a moneymaking 20:15.120 --> 20:18.740 machine, and if they were rigging matches, the player base would be the lost people they 20:18.740 --> 20:23.140 would admit it to. What we do know is that Post recently surfaced from a team member allegedly 20:23.140 --> 20:34.340 saying that matchmaking is engineered to maintain a 50% win rate. By pairing you based on trophy 20:34.340 --> 20:39.220 counts, recent win streaks, and specific card combinations, further stating that the system 20:39.220 --> 20:43.780 is designed to slow progression. This post was then taken down by Supercell moderators for lack 20:43.780 --> 20:48.780 He got decloved. 20:48.780 --> 20:51.780 They murdered him. 20:51.780 --> 20:52.780 They murdered him. 20:52.780 --> 20:53.780 No, okay, they didn't. 20:53.780 --> 20:54.780 Sorry. 20:54.780 --> 20:55.780 They probably fired him. 20:55.780 --> 20:56.780 They did not. 20:56.780 --> 20:57.780 Okay. 20:57.780 --> 20:58.780 They probably fired him. 20:58.780 --> 20:59.780 Bro, it got taken down. 20:59.780 --> 21:01.780 It got taken down. 21:01.780 --> 21:03.780 King Evidence. 21:03.780 --> 21:06.780 Frustration is one of the main reasons people keep playing and buying stuff. 21:06.780 --> 21:10.100 If players have the thought that if they had a shiny new troop there when race would 21:10.100 --> 21:12.340 get better, they will buy more. 21:12.340 --> 21:18.820 Outside the company has hard proof that a system like this exists. Some users have done data analysis and concluded that matchmaking isn't rigged 21:18.820 --> 21:24.820 But this was the game five years ago. By 2025, this should be where the story ends. A grace game 21:25.060 --> 21:31.860 Slowly strangled bleeding money hated by the people who still played it and in March Supercell ran one more economy overhaul 21:31.860 --> 21:36.460 The one named a tale of thieves. Fruly is a tale of thieves 21:36.460 --> 21:39.960 Gazing, free progression, again with no announcements. 21:39.960 --> 21:43.420 The game manager would call the backlash some of the worst it had ever seen. 21:43.420 --> 21:47.060 That is the state that the game was in when something happened that no script could have 21:47.060 --> 21:49.660 predicted, because Supercell had nothing to do with it. 21:49.660 --> 21:54.300 In April 2025, a Rainbow Six streamer named Jinxie started playing Clash Royale on stream. 21:54.300 --> 21:57.680 Basically as a joke, 40,000 people watched him do it at the same time. 21:57.680 --> 21:59.060 Other huge streamers piled in. 21:59.060 --> 22:00.300 Then MrBeast came back. 22:00.300 --> 22:04.260 The biggest names on the internet picked up a 9-year-old mobile game and made it popular 22:04.260 --> 22:05.260 again. 22:05.260 --> 22:09.740 something games this old simply do not do. Monthly revenue went from around 15 to 17 million 22:09.740 --> 22:17.020 before Jinxie up to 28 million in May and 77 million in July. By Super Soul's own blog, 22:17.020 --> 22:22.860 new players were up 500% year over year. Super Soul did not. Dude, but it was just Michael Bolton, 22:22.860 --> 22:27.660 bro. Chat, I was just there for the ride. If this was Michael Bolton. 22:27.660 --> 22:32.460 Well, engineer this. They didn't run a Berlin campaign. A streamer got bored, his audience 22:32.460 --> 22:37.420 followed and a dying game got the single luckiest second chance in the history of mobile game. 22:37.420 --> 22:39.340 Three handed to them on a place. 22:39.340 --> 22:42.780 Chad, the Michael Bowen incident was like probably four months ago now. 22:42.780 --> 22:47.580 All they had to do was not screw it up. They screwed it up on November 24th. 22:47.580 --> 22:50.540 Dude, low key they didn't screw it up for like eight months, bro. 22:51.100 --> 22:56.700 But all they had to do was just add in like one new card, one new Evo, and maybe a new champion 22:56.700 --> 22:59.820 every eight months. And they're chilling, bro. 22:59.820 --> 23:04.460 2025 writes in the biggest run the game had seen in 80 years. This is when Supercell 23:04.460 --> 23:09.580 shipped two things. The first was level 16, a new card level that added nothing to how the game 23:09.580 --> 23:15.340 plays and cost more money to reach. Yep, no content, just a paywall, bro. No new ability, 23:15.340 --> 23:20.540 no new strategy, just a higher number. Do you have a rectile dysfunction? 23:22.540 --> 23:26.060 Supercell Store can get it all worked out for $4.99. 23:26.060 --> 23:32.260 Do you have a hard time getting it up in bed? 23:32.260 --> 23:37.940 Head on down to the Supercell store for $7.99 and you'll have no problem getting it up ever 23:37.940 --> 23:38.940 again. 23:38.940 --> 23:43.260 Bro, I'm telling you this here and now. 23:43.260 --> 23:50.220 I genuinely believe if they never added in level 16, never added in heroes, kept adding 23:50.220 --> 23:54.740 in evos, added in some champions, they would be fine. 23:54.740 --> 24:01.300 No, you and your pride and your ego you just had to be the man 24:03.260 --> 24:09.380 Breaking bad reference pay to climb what is so meaningful about adding another level to the game? 24:09.380 --> 24:15.220 It does it doesn't mean anything bro. It doesn't mean anything nothing players summed it up with one line 24:15.420 --> 24:17.820 No benefits just cost more money to play 24:17.820 --> 24:18.140 Thank you 24:18.140 --> 24:19.340 second thing was heroes 24:19.340 --> 24:25.820 Heroes broke the champion trade on purpose. A hero's base card is already good on its own and identical to the base card 24:25.900 --> 24:32.200 the same amount of elixir. Without the ability a hero plays exactly like the strong base card. With the ability 24:32.200 --> 24:37.460 It's the same strong card plus a free upside every time you play it. No elixir cycle, no real cost. 24:37.540 --> 24:42.060 What's worse was that the ability often provides more value than the elixir costs to play. 24:42.140 --> 24:45.140 Let me get my scored and pulled his wiener out. 24:47.820 --> 24:49.320 Oh really? 24:49.320 --> 24:57.560 Um, one more bullshit remark, and I'm gonna burn this stream to the floor. 24:57.560 --> 25:01.120 I'm gonna burn this stream to the floor. 25:01.120 --> 25:04.800 Most heroes released extremely overpowered, and right out of the gates, you could put 25:04.800 --> 25:06.120 two heroes in your deck. 25:06.120 --> 25:09.200 The community coldest, the worst updates the game had ever seen. 25:09.200 --> 25:11.200 Yup, 100% dude. 25:11.200 --> 25:13.600 The timing of it was so bad too. 25:13.600 --> 25:17.560 The original developers strived so hard to balance the game, making competitive, the 25:17.560 --> 25:24.000 The modern dads are like, competitive, money go burr, right? 25:24.000 --> 25:26.640 It removes half the skill and half the thinking. 25:26.640 --> 25:30.280 The hero's announcement was one of the most disliked videos on the entire channel. 25:30.280 --> 25:33.800 A streamer can bring you back to a game, but if the game feels bad, you leave again. 25:33.800 --> 25:37.560 There's a champion at it, like it's actually fun, it's like a new car. 25:37.560 --> 25:42.200 Heroes aren't exciting because, oh, it's just a musketeer, but now it's more broken. 25:42.200 --> 25:44.400 Revenue fell by nearly half within three months. 25:44.400 --> 25:50.160 around 68 million in September to 37 million by January 2026. The comeback was erased almost 25:50.160 --> 25:55.440 as fast as it arrived. Jinxi streamed it less and less, and on February 6th, 2026, he officially 25:55.440 --> 26:09.960 quit. The community had seen it coming for months. One comment from the previous October 26:09.960 --> 26:14.360 had a single warning. They go to second wind. A lot of it thanks to Jinxi, they better not 26:14.360 --> 26:18.760 blunder it again. They did blunder it. When people bought champions, they added evolutions. 26:18.760 --> 26:22.720 When people unlocked all the evolutions, they added heroes. Each update forced players to 26:22.720 --> 26:23.920 spend more money than the previous ones. 26:23.920 --> 26:28.960 Bro, I don't think evos are bad though. Like, I don't think you could lump in evos with like, 26:28.960 --> 26:36.880 heroes in level 16. I think evos helped the game a lot. Bro, when I got back into Clash, 26:36.880 --> 26:42.680 evos were a new exciting thing because I quit in 2019, never even heard of evos. Came back 26:42.680 --> 26:44.680 2025 didn't play for six years 26:45.080 --> 26:50.780 played I played all the way like 20s I play like 2016 2017 2018 2019 quick 26:51.280 --> 26:53.440 Came back 2025. I thought he goes for fun 26:54.120 --> 27:01.540 On February 10th, 2026 the CEO of Supercell published a blog called Clash Royale historic year. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god 27:02.520 --> 27:07.860 Oh where wait wait wait rewind this dude. I didn't know if he was gonna include this or not 27:07.860 --> 27:09.860 not rewind this. 27:09.860 --> 27:10.860 6. 27:10.860 --> 27:14.040 The CEO of Supercell published a blog called Clash Royale, a historic year. 27:14.040 --> 27:17.260 It celebrated the best year the game had seen since 2017. 27:17.260 --> 27:20.900 It credited the team's design decisions and an in-game Michael Bolton campaign. 27:20.900 --> 27:22.100 Xingxi was not in it. 27:22.100 --> 27:23.100 Creators were not in it. 27:23.100 --> 27:25.860 The single reason any of it happened did not make the post. 27:25.860 --> 27:26.860 Xingxi's response? 27:26.860 --> 27:29.220 Probably the biggest spit in the face I've ever seen. 27:29.220 --> 27:31.620 MrBeast replied publicly with one sentence. 27:31.620 --> 27:33.740 I only started playing again because of you. 27:33.740 --> 27:36.780 Two days later, the CEO edited the post with an apology. 27:36.780 --> 27:39.540 But it was too late, creators were already announcing boycotts. 27:39.540 --> 27:43.700 A creator event got postponed when players pulled out, and pros with hundreds of thousands 27:43.700 --> 27:45.580 in career winning started walking. 27:45.580 --> 27:50.060 The CEO didn't credit the creators because washing from the inside, it genuinely looked 27:50.060 --> 27:51.820 like the comeback was their own work. 27:51.820 --> 27:55.700 Which means the people running this game still don't understand why it almost lived. 27:55.700 --> 27:58.140 Jingxi said it plainer than any analysts could. 27:58.140 --> 28:01.820 If the comeback was a result of a talented team, you would have seen explosive growth 28:01.820 --> 28:02.820 in the years before. 28:02.820 --> 28:04.180 And you didn't. 28:04.180 --> 28:07.700 the excuse that life service games are just hard to run doesn't hold here either. 28:07.700 --> 28:08.700 In the same company- 28:08.700 --> 28:10.300 I don't- I never said that. 28:10.300 --> 28:12.940 I never tweeted that. 28:12.940 --> 28:15.940 I never- I never said that. 28:15.940 --> 28:20.940 I don't think- I don't remember saying that. 28:20.940 --> 28:24.300 Wait, I never said that. 28:24.300 --> 28:33.380 No, I said, um, I said- I said mind you they gave credit to the dev team that was responsible 28:33.380 --> 28:35.860 for killing the game. That's what I said." On to team. 28:35.860 --> 28:38.260 This is edited, I didn't say that. 28:38.260 --> 28:41.780 You would have seen explosive growth in the years before. And you didn't. 28:41.780 --> 28:45.300 And the excuse that life service games are just hard to run doesn't hold here either. 28:45.300 --> 28:49.460 In the same company, in the same years, another dying Supercell game got the same kind of second 28:49.460 --> 28:53.700 chance. For all stars, hit its lowest player count ever in early 2023. 28:53.700 --> 28:57.260 Supercell rebuilt it around cosmetics and a creator program and grew its revenue nearly 28:57.260 --> 28:58.260 nine times over. 28:58.260 --> 29:02.140 The Clash Royale team had the answer working one floor away and shipped a paid card level 29:02.140 --> 29:07.120 instead. Clash Royale had its best year since 2017, a company that built one of the best 29:07.120 --> 29:11.000 competitive games ever put on the phone could not stop itself from adding more pay to win 29:11.000 --> 29:14.640 in the middle of a comeback. They had the bones of a game that could have run forever. They 29:14.640 --> 29:18.960 could have made the ENA purchases purely cosmetic based, or at the very least more fair, so 29:18.960 --> 29:23.040 the better player always wins. They chose a salt machine model instead, and it made 29:23.040 --> 29:28.120 them billions of dollars. Clash Royale will most likely still survive, the way it survived 29:28.120 --> 29:33.080 everything else all profitable running on the few million people who pay for anything while everyone 29:33.080 --> 29:38.120 else has moved on and reminisces on the absolute king of the game that this used to be this game 29:38.120 --> 29:47.400 had every chance handed to them and still found a way to lose wow dude wow what a video man what 29:47.400 --> 29:54.680 a video bro yamal scored y'all about freak out i'm about to y'all about it actually freak out i'm 29:54.680 --> 29:57.800 about it actually freak out 30:00.920 --> 30:05.320 yamal did not score bro 30:07.160 --> 30:10.280 chat should we watch the game maybe if it gets close 30:10.280 --> 30:14.120 should we watch the game if it gets close at the end if it gets close at the 30:14.120 --> 30:19.320 end y'all now chat let's um let's try clash 30:19.320 --> 30:22.920 bro i haven't tried clash in a while uh i was going to 30:22.920 --> 30:28.360 play it a little bit yesterday, but I ended up, what's your McCulloch's? I ended up only 30:28.360 --> 30:32.440 playing 5 minutes before he rocks the World Cup game. But yeah, I'll watch the Spain-Belgium 30:32.440 --> 30:41.160 game if he gets close. Dude, I heard Clash is making improvements for the better, bro. 30:41.160 --> 30:46.000 Let's check it out. Like, I don't know all of the updates. Yeah, is there a video I 30:46.000 --> 30:52.800 could react to? I know they added a new card, but I don't really know how it works there. 30:52.800 --> 31:01.200 Upgrade your pass rail get the pass rail to unlock Ronin the new legendary card exclusive cosmetics and more these words chat is um 31:02.520 --> 31:05.520 Is what's it called? Is there a video I could react to? 31:06.720 --> 31:09.320 Brawl, I'm gonna play brawl. I'm gonna play brawl. I heard brawl is good 31:14.280 --> 31:16.280 Yo 31:16.560 --> 31:18.980 It's one more mother fucker 31:19.760 --> 31:21.260 type 31:21.260 --> 31:28.260 I will burn this stream to the ground! 31:28.260 --> 31:32.260 It's not an ad! 31:32.260 --> 31:34.260 Fuck! 31:34.260 --> 31:39.260 If it wasn't an ad, I would say so! 31:39.260 --> 31:43.260 Chad, isn't there a video you'd like to watch? 31:43.260 --> 31:47.260 Dude, I want there to be like a video on all of the news. 31:47.260 --> 31:49.260 You know what I'm saying? 31:49.260 --> 31:51.260 Clash... 31:51.260 --> 31:54.260 ...real news? 32:04.260 --> 32:07.260 Dude, I don't know. Chas, is there a video on it? 32:07.260 --> 32:09.260 Is there a video? 32:12.260 --> 32:14.260 Yo, ha! Yo! 32:14.260 --> 32:17.260 Yo, stop typing ad! 32:17.260 --> 32:23.260 This is not an ad! I am not being paid money for this! 32:26.260 --> 32:27.260 I can't do this. 32:27.260 --> 32:29.260 Chad, is there a video I could watch? 32:36.260 --> 32:38.260 Just called and asked Riley. 32:38.260 --> 32:42.260 Oh, this is a video. This video. Yeah, I could call Riley. 32:47.260 --> 32:53.460 revolution begins no more levels 32:53.460 --> 33:03.340 gently gently is this really necessary the people have no kids 33:03.340 --> 33:08.660 check my back fucking I know what you want you're gonna like it the people 33:08.660 --> 33:15.460 have spoken okay wait so they're pinning this on the king yo me how did 33:15.460 --> 33:23.260 nothing don't pin this on the king my boy didn't do crap fire every developer 33:23.260 --> 33:30.980 that came up with the idea of level 16 now don't pin this on the king buddy don't 33:30.980 --> 33:37.300 pin this on the king free passes next out of cards this is extraordinary but 33:37.300 --> 33:43.580 not enough I also had something about sleep 33:45.460 --> 33:47.460 Let me see that. 33:47.460 --> 33:49.460 Holy! 33:51.460 --> 33:53.460 Everything you asked for and more. 33:57.460 --> 33:58.460 Okay. 33:58.460 --> 33:59.460 Chat. 33:59.460 --> 34:01.460 No more new levels. 34:01.460 --> 34:04.460 This is proof that, um, 34:04.460 --> 34:07.460 complaining does eventually work, I think. 34:07.460 --> 34:08.460 Actually, no. 34:08.460 --> 34:09.460 It's not even complaining. 34:09.460 --> 34:11.460 You know what it is? 34:11.460 --> 34:12.460 It's the fact that they lost 34:12.460 --> 34:18.460 $60 million in monthly revenue. That's what it is. It's not the complaining, bro. 34:18.460 --> 34:23.460 That is not it. Nobody, they don't even care if you complain. It's the fact that they lost 34:23.460 --> 34:27.460 $60 million in monthly revenue. That's what it is, y'all. 34:30.460 --> 34:32.460 Okay, I think Ken did a video on the new card. 34:32.460 --> 34:35.460 Chad, did you watch a video on the new card or something? 34:38.460 --> 34:40.460 Chad, let's watch a video on the new card. 34:40.460 --> 34:42.700 Because I'm actually kind of curious how you work. 34:42.700 --> 34:46.060 Hi sisters, I have no idea what the Rhondon does because I'm recording. 34:46.060 --> 34:47.060 Dude. 34:47.060 --> 34:53.940 Chat, I already told you all this, but bro, I call Ken, chat, I have called Ken, like, 34:53.940 --> 34:58.260 we call like once or twice a week for the last like five months dude. 34:58.260 --> 34:59.260 I love Ken. 34:59.260 --> 35:03.140 Hi sisters, I have no idea what the Rhondon does because I'm recording. 35:03.140 --> 35:05.740 Yo, what is this intro bro? 35:05.740 --> 35:06.740 What is this intro? 35:06.740 --> 35:08.980 putting this before i reacted to the tv rail 35:08.980 --> 35:10.220 so let's go in blind 35:10.220 --> 35:12.720 alrighty let's see what the rune 35:12.720 --> 35:14.180 wait hold on let me meet the music 35:14.180 --> 35:21.180 i wanna see how the new card is cause i actually don't know how he is 35:24.060 --> 35:26.780 in is running 35:26.780 --> 35:28.780 whoa look the new arena 35:28.780 --> 35:31.620 that's pretty cool i guess it's like uh... 35:31.620 --> 35:32.380 i don't know 35:32.380 --> 35:36.460 something anyway i got the running 35:36.460 --> 35:38.580 Hmm my bad. Hi, Brian 35:39.580 --> 35:43.480 Chat, let's see the new card. Let's see the new card. I don't know. I have a 35:43.980 --> 35:49.300 Don't know why I have chef equipped, but this is the first time in a while where there's not some BS gimmick 35:49.300 --> 35:54.840 I actually get to see the card right off rip here. So I guess we'll see how this synergizes depending on what happens here 35:57.060 --> 35:59.060 Whoa 35:59.060 --> 36:26.900 to a video on this. 36:26.900 --> 36:39.420 This video is sponsored by Rift Wars, more on that in a minute. 36:39.420 --> 36:41.860 Ronin in a nutshell. 36:41.860 --> 36:45.700 Ronin will be the next legendary card coming to Clash Royale. 36:45.700 --> 36:51.700 You can find him in Arena 14 starting from August or from the album event in July. 36:51.700 --> 36:56.540 And if there are any shop offers to max him, you can use Code Abdued to support the channel. 36:56.540 --> 37:01.540 He has an interesting stat spread, and I spy with my little eye and new mechanic. 37:01.540 --> 37:02.540 He has a fast- 37:02.540 --> 37:03.540 Whoa! 37:03.540 --> 37:04.540 Okay! 37:04.540 --> 37:09.540 Supercell adding in contact? 37:09.540 --> 37:11.540 A new parry gimmick. 37:11.540 --> 37:13.540 Pies with my little eye and new mechanic. 37:13.540 --> 37:17.540 He has a fast movement speed, which is identical to Minipecker. 37:17.540 --> 37:22.540 His HP is slightly lower than Prince, but he still survives rocket. 37:22.540 --> 37:25.540 He survives a fucking rocket? 37:25.540 --> 37:31.860 The damage allows him to one shot archers and he has the attack speed of a dark prince. 37:31.860 --> 37:36.780 And the new mechanic is a parry which I'll explain the details after talking about today's 37:36.780 --> 37:37.780 sponsor. 37:37.780 --> 37:53.300 Rift Wars is a beautiful- Jesus QR code hold up there we go. 37:53.300 --> 37:58.660 This helps the Ronin become the king of 1v1s because negating damage from an attack is 37:58.660 --> 38:01.020 a win when doing a counter attack. 38:01.020 --> 38:03.060 This helps the QR code on the screen. 38:03.060 --> 38:07.020 Parrying is basically blocking an attack then doing a counter attack. 38:07.020 --> 38:10.940 This helps the Ronin become the king of 1v1s because negating- 38:10.940 --> 38:13.580 Wait, he could like, mug a pekka? 38:13.580 --> 38:16.180 Damage from an attack is a really, really strong. 38:16.180 --> 38:17.780 God, that is interesting! 38:17.780 --> 38:19.420 Oh my god! 38:19.420 --> 38:20.420 Advantage. 38:20.420 --> 38:24.780 You might have noticed that he parried multiple times and that's because he gets his parry 38:24.780 --> 38:26.680 every 3.5 seconds. 38:26.680 --> 38:30.620 It's easy to know whether he has it or not by looking at the aura around him. 38:30.620 --> 38:31.620 And- 38:31.620 --> 38:32.620 Whoa! 38:32.620 --> 38:34.220 This card actually looks good! 38:34.220 --> 38:35.220 What the fuck? 38:35.220 --> 38:37.100 But it looks OP! 38:37.100 --> 38:38.740 Interestingly, he seems to re- 38:38.740 --> 38:42.440 Dude, I was playing this morning and he won't shout my mini-peck and I was so confused 38:42.440 --> 38:44.500 as to how my mini-peck even died. 38:44.500 --> 38:48.580 Generate his parry even when he is frozen, which is honestly crazy to me. 38:48.580 --> 38:53.460 Furthermore, he spawns with it, so dropping him late can still be effective on defense. 38:53.460 --> 38:55.220 Bro, what? 38:55.220 --> 38:57.140 The amount of damage the parry does- 38:57.140 --> 39:00.540 So he spawns him with a parry, it regains every 3.5 seconds. 39:00.540 --> 39:05.620 Is marked at 200% in the stat page, but that could be double the damage of the Ronin, or 39:05.620 --> 39:10.140 double the damage he receives after playing around with him, I realized it means double 39:10.140 --> 39:11.620 the damage he absorbs. 39:11.620 --> 39:16.020 This means that parrying a full HP mini-pecker will have each one shot because the mini-pecker 39:16.020 --> 39:17.020 usually- 39:17.020 --> 39:21.180 happened to me this morning. That's what happened to me this morning and I was like, what is 39:21.180 --> 39:25.900 happening? Who shots itself. It also means that parrying a regular Prince attack does 39:25.900 --> 39:30.060 a bit of damage to the Prince, whereas parrying his charge will nearly one shot him. 39:33.340 --> 39:39.900 Guys, that's overpowered. That's OP. The Prince is dead. How much elixir is this thing? Five? 39:40.700 --> 39:46.060 Five elixir? Because the charge has more damage. It doesn't go over shields, so dark Prince 39:46.060 --> 39:50.700 charging or not charging doesn't really change anything. And what's even more insane is that 39:50.700 --> 39:56.940 this card will punish over level players as it uses their- OOOOOOHHHHH! 39:56.940 --> 39:59.660 SROO! It uses their damage against them! 39:59.660 --> 40:04.140 Hire stats to its advantage. Now this parry only works on melee attacks, 40:04.140 --> 40:07.500 so a ranged troop will be fully safe from the mechanic. 40:07.500 --> 40:12.220 Immediately- Okay, so he's weak against swarms and ranged units, got it. 40:12.220 --> 40:22.700 Hopefully it got me thinking about air troops, but the problem is that minions and mega minions 40:22.700 --> 40:36.340 are considered ranged troops as they get to be collected by Monk. 40:36.340 --> 40:42.980 However, is I think the only melee air card and the parry doesn't work on him. So hit or read it. All right 40:43.580 --> 40:45.580 bottles 40:47.580 --> 40:55.100 It's exclusive to ground melee cards three mosquitoes have this interesting interaction where they don't get parried in ranged attack 40:55.100 --> 40:58.500 But the moment he gets close the melee attack gets parried 40:58.500 --> 41:05.900 So technically as a three musketeer player you want to keep the running away from them while defending wing conditions that have attacking 41:05.900 --> 41:10.780 effects don't get parried so an Evo RG won't take extra damage from Ronin. 41:10.780 --> 41:14.840 That's because these sorts of splash attacks like the Meganite Spawn damage are applied 41:14.840 --> 41:15.840 effects. 41:15.840 --> 41:18.220 Bro this looks over power dude. 41:18.220 --> 41:20.820 How do I get this guy? 41:20.820 --> 41:21.820 This looks like OP. 41:21.820 --> 41:29.980 Do I literally just buy the pass? 41:29.980 --> 41:30.980 How do I get him? 41:30.980 --> 41:31.980 How do I get him? 41:31.980 --> 41:44.480 pass wait but I thought they were doing free passes I thought they were doing 41:44.480 --> 41:57.980 free passes because they felt sorry guys why did I not get a free pass guys 41:57.980 --> 41:59.980 Why did I get a free pass? 42:00.680 --> 42:03.360 It was last week. I missed it. Oh 42:04.520 --> 42:06.520 It was last week 42:08.360 --> 42:11.540 If you go to the Supercell store, it's free really 42:14.580 --> 42:19.320 It's free in the Supercell store I've never even heard that sentence before 42:21.180 --> 42:23.180 Something's free in the Supercell store 42:23.180 --> 42:27.500 hold on child let me log into my supercell 42:27.500 --> 42:36.340 chat I want to know have you ever seen the rain 42:36.340 --> 42:42.820 yeah bro it's bad I've been getting the itch to play this game again and I've been trying 42:42.820 --> 42:44.900 to not play this game but I've been getting the itch bro 42:44.900 --> 42:51.380 590 in a 90210 90210 42:52.660 --> 42:54.660 Shat bro. I was good at this game 42:55.220 --> 43:01.180 Bro, who was in the stream when I hit number 70 in the world like yes, I'm dragging bro in my heyday 43:02.580 --> 43:04.780 Okay, guys, I don't see the Ronan being free. Oh 43:06.220 --> 43:10.980 My god, it is wait. It actually is what? 43:10.980 --> 43:11.980 What? 43:11.980 --> 43:12.980 Pfft! 43:12.980 --> 43:16.580 Bro, it's actually free! 43:16.580 --> 43:18.980 Oh my god! 43:18.980 --> 43:19.980 What? 43:19.980 --> 43:27.260 Dude, Superstar must feel like real pieces of shit if they're giving out free cards. 43:27.260 --> 43:30.260 Bro, we actually got it for free! 43:30.260 --> 43:31.260 Wow! 43:31.260 --> 43:32.260 What? 43:32.260 --> 43:33.260 VAMO! 43:33.260 --> 43:36.260 Yo clan, what up guys? 43:36.260 --> 43:40.220 Oh, yo clan, what up guys? 43:41.300 --> 43:42.340 Hey guys. 43:44.580 --> 43:46.340 Yo, is the new card broken? 43:53.020 --> 43:54.780 Dude, Ronin looks OP now. 44:01.540 --> 44:03.660 Britsbam is dead. 44:03.660 --> 44:05.620 It's broken against melee tanks. 44:06.260 --> 44:09.900 Chad, do y'all play Chaos? 44:09.900 --> 44:12.100 It dies to a spear goblin. 44:12.100 --> 44:13.100 Oh. 44:13.100 --> 44:19.020 Wait, so can I use him in Chaos? 44:19.020 --> 44:24.260 Ooh, Chaos 2, but it was out. 44:24.260 --> 44:43.260 Let me chaos deck baby. 44:43.260 --> 44:48.660 Wait did this one appear? 44:48.660 --> 44:49.660 Bang! 44:49.660 --> 44:52.660 Oh, this looks kind of good. 44:55.660 --> 44:58.660 Wait, but I'm like, do levels matter? 44:58.660 --> 45:01.660 Chat, do levels matter in Chaos or no? 45:02.660 --> 45:06.660 Do levels matter in Chaos or no, Chat? Yes or no? 45:07.660 --> 45:09.660 No? 45:09.660 --> 45:11.660 Buggles, what? 45:11.660 --> 45:13.660 Oh, it's level 11? Okay. 45:15.660 --> 45:18.660 Bro, let's play Chaos. 45:18.660 --> 45:21.860 Dude, chaos is low-key the best mode they've ever done. 45:22.900 --> 45:23.900 Let's play. 45:26.760 --> 45:28.260 Duh duh duh duh duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh. 45:28.260 --> 45:30.560 Chat, I have a 10-year badge. Holy aura. 45:35.960 --> 45:41.460 Chat, um, if this YouTube video gets 5k likes, I'll do a suspicious bush reveal. 45:41.460 --> 45:49.820 Chad, just kidding, I shaved my bush the other day. 45:49.820 --> 45:54.420 Yo guys, levels do matter, what do you mean? 45:54.420 --> 45:57.220 Wait, is this ladder? 45:57.220 --> 45:59.460 Wait, this is... 45:59.460 --> 46:01.700 Oh my god, I didn't cue... 46:01.700 --> 46:02.700 Bruh. 46:02.700 --> 46:05.500 Ah, Firecracker, why did you not tune Firecracker? 46:05.500 --> 46:10.300 Wait, guys, I accidentally killed Trophy Road, this isn't chaos? 46:10.300 --> 46:18.900 Guys, if this YouTube video gets 5,000 likes, I'll do a suspicious bush reveal. 46:18.900 --> 46:24.100 Okay, lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in. 46:24.100 --> 46:29.340 Okay, I will not lose a single game of Clash of the Day, whether it's Chaos Trophy Motor 46:29.340 --> 46:30.340 Rank. 46:30.340 --> 46:33.700 It's good that I'm playing trophy because I need to get to 14k to unlock ranked again. 46:33.700 --> 46:37.740 I don't know why, bro chat, why do they make ranked 14k trophies? 46:37.740 --> 46:39.140 Is that not an insane amount? 46:39.140 --> 46:41.140 Where am I tweaking? 46:44.980 --> 46:46.980 But I feel like that's so many trophies 46:49.300 --> 46:51.300 Isn't that like so many trophies 46:53.580 --> 46:56.100 You are on drugs no, I'm not 46:57.700 --> 47:00.340 Bro every stream is the super stream Perry 47:01.020 --> 47:07.460 Chatter pairing the bandit. Yo a level 10 rodent kills a level 16 bandit that fast 47:09.140 --> 47:17.100 Okay, this card is broke. I'm sorry, but this card is absolutely broken. Bro, it's six levels under level, but it's just small savannah 47:20.460 --> 47:25.040 Did bro give up on playing league? No, just because I'm 47:26.260 --> 47:28.260 No, that's supposed to be a little shit 47:28.900 --> 47:34.260 Let me lock in bro. Just because I'm playing a different game one day doesn't mean I quit a game 47:34.260 --> 47:41.700 I didn't quit Rocket League. I didn't quit class. I didn't quit league. I didn't like bro. Sirencio, por favor 47:47.260 --> 47:50.180 Well, I think I'm gonna lose because I'm just doing I I 47:51.100 --> 47:52.740 Really did sell 47:52.740 --> 47:56.620 Wait, maybe the pack I can cook five packer hit the witch in the tower. Maybe 47:58.260 --> 48:02.660 Excuse me. Don't you know who I am? God the little princess of Chad 48:04.260 --> 48:13.260 Guys, I think I lost. Wait, he's gonna do a Goblin Barrel. We need perfect defense right now. Shout out, Dantez. Wait, watch this. 48:18.260 --> 48:27.260 No! What?! No, no, no, that doesn't count. This loss doesn't count because my rodent is level 10. 48:27.260 --> 48:31.900 Guys, this loss doesn't count. 48:31.900 --> 48:36.420 Chad, I just took a metaphorical dump on his chest. 48:36.420 --> 48:39.940 Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. 48:39.940 --> 48:40.940 Okay. 48:40.940 --> 48:42.940 Chaos, chaos, chaos. 48:42.940 --> 48:47.460 All right, now we're playing peak. 48:47.460 --> 48:54.380 Chad, I'm probably going to watch realistically, guys, I'm going to watch the second half of 48:54.380 --> 49:00.340 Spain Belgium because it's time. Bandit long distance runner. She's a runner. She's a track 49:00.340 --> 49:17.100 star. She gone run away when it gets hot. Fireball. Fireball. Chat with everyone around 49:17.100 --> 49:27.180 screen fireball classic okay guys you want to see how broken the bandit is in 49:27.180 --> 49:35.380 chaos wait for this wait for this kid 49:35.380 --> 49:45.060 I wanted you to go to the tower honeybun. 49:45.060 --> 49:46.060 This feels like a fireball here. 49:46.060 --> 49:49.060 Yup, fireball! 49:49.060 --> 49:52.060 Goblin barrel, two axe barrels. 49:52.060 --> 49:55.380 Dude, double goblin barrel sounds broken now. 49:55.380 --> 49:56.380 Am I tweaking? 49:56.380 --> 49:58.820 Jinxie, Spain scored on God. 49:58.820 --> 50:01.260 If you lied on God, you're actually a sicko. 50:01.260 --> 50:02.700 Oh God, Spain did score. 50:02.700 --> 50:04.300 Guys, think that game's jover. 50:08.900 --> 50:10.700 Double goblin brawl, double goblin brawl. 50:13.500 --> 50:14.900 MAKA NOITE! 50:15.600 --> 50:16.800 Okay, listen, here's what I'm gonna do. 50:16.800 --> 50:18.100 I'm gonna go musketeer low. 50:19.100 --> 50:20.700 Musketeer to DPS tonight. 50:24.000 --> 50:25.900 Broken bandit, engage. 50:27.800 --> 50:30.100 Okay, that is so broken. 50:30.400 --> 50:32.000 Okay, that is so broken. 50:32.000 --> 50:37.120 She can just dance from beyond the river kid fireball 50:40.120 --> 50:42.120 He's gonna shoot a goblin barrel to the second here 50:45.360 --> 50:55.800 Fireball tornado fireball combo graveyard spawns guards. Okay, that sounds chat a graveyard spawning guard sounds broken. What? 50:57.200 --> 51:00.120 How are you gonna defend this? How are you gonna defend this? 51:02.000 --> 51:03.000 To what? 51:03.000 --> 51:04.000 Bop! 51:04.000 --> 51:05.000 Yep! 51:05.000 --> 51:09.000 Bro, that's so busted! 51:09.000 --> 51:10.000 What? 51:10.000 --> 51:16.500 Okay, we have a lot of pressure coming into the right lane. 51:16.500 --> 51:19.580 I believe Musketeer can clean all this up. 51:19.580 --> 51:21.080 Musketeer's gonna clean all this up. 51:21.080 --> 51:24.280 What is hitting me? 51:24.280 --> 51:28.500 Chad, I believe they call this Fireball Valv... 51:28.500 --> 51:29.500 What is that? 51:29.500 --> 51:30.500 What is happening? 51:30.500 --> 51:31.500 What is happening? 51:31.500 --> 51:36.700 what is happening what is happening yo why are these guys fire spirits jumping 51:36.700 --> 51:47.340 from Narnia onto my troops holy value holy value graveyard spawns random 51:47.340 --> 51:53.300 skeleton troops don't mind if I dirt don't mind if I dirt kid 51:53.300 --> 52:00.180 yep what is happening guys Scott I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead 52:03.380 --> 52:10.820 how is that oh my god I'm actually gonna look how is that fair great don't spawn 52:10.820 --> 52:15.620 random skeletons I need you now more than ever 20 seconds left great don't 52:15.620 --> 52:17.620 Spawn Madam Scouts and Threat God! 52:18.620 --> 52:19.620 The Palmer! 52:20.620 --> 52:22.620 Where did his mega knife come from? 52:23.620 --> 52:24.620 What is happening bro? 52:25.620 --> 52:26.620 I'm gonna actually get it loose. 52:27.620 --> 52:28.620 I'm actually gonna loose. 52:28.620 --> 52:30.620 I hate chaos, it's so bruh. 52:31.620 --> 52:32.620 Bro, how did he come back? 52:33.620 --> 52:35.620 This guy was getting mocked the whole game! 52:35.620 --> 52:36.620 How did he come back? 52:40.620 --> 52:41.620 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 52:45.620 --> 52:52.620 You're gonna emote? 52:52.620 --> 52:53.620 You're gonna emote! 52:53.620 --> 52:54.620 You're gonna emote! 52:54.620 --> 52:55.620 You're gonna emote! 52:55.620 --> 52:56.620 You're washed, Jynxy! 52:56.620 --> 52:57.620 I'm not washed! 52:57.620 --> 52:58.620 This guy had broken cards! 52:58.620 --> 52:59.620 The whole game! 52:59.620 --> 53:02.620 Dude, he literally just got better. 53:02.620 --> 53:07.620 He literally just got better cards. 53:07.620 --> 53:09.620 I'm not even kidding. 53:09.620 --> 53:11.620 Bro, once he got the- 53:11.620 --> 53:22.400 It's all good I'm not gonna rage listen bro today stream it's super low cortisol super positive 53:22.400 --> 53:29.720 vibes man super low cortisol super positive vibes man just a loving positivity all day 53:29.720 --> 53:31.720 No, bro 53:33.000 --> 53:35.000 Okay, what is this 53:39.200 --> 53:41.200 The tale of Ronan I 53:44.360 --> 53:46.360 Have five million gold holy Oh 53:51.480 --> 53:53.080 Okay 53:53.080 --> 53:58.020 Ladies and gentlemen, I Nicholas D. Stewart my middle name stands for 53:58.020 --> 54:06.940 or dee am never losing again i will never lose again lock in suspicious bush vines 54:06.940 --> 54:18.460 unreveal okay i figured out chaos all you have to do is basically just be ready for 54:18.460 --> 54:24.100 whatever their bullshit gimmick is so you gotta do perfect bandit guys that's literally 54:24.100 --> 54:31.700 a perfect bandit. We have to wait a second and leak a little bit of electric just so 54:31.700 --> 54:35.940 we can get it in breath. He just sold, he just sold, he just sold. He actually... 54:42.660 --> 54:50.340 Okay, I do miss BMing. Okay, literally perfect. Suspicious Bush spawns Vines on reveal. 54:50.340 --> 54:58.280 Fireball scorched earth leaves ground burning. Fireball stop, drop and roll. Tornado, fireball combo. 54:58.280 --> 55:12.340 Okay, let's do this. Let's do this. Let's do this. Wait for chat. In chaos, when you pick an 55:12.340 --> 55:16.980 ability, does it keep it for the rest of the battle? Like, do I have the ability for the 55:16.980 --> 55:25.960 rest of the battle, y'all? Yes? Okay, that is... Alright, he's dead. This counterpush 55:25.960 --> 55:33.460 is literally gonna fry him. What? Why is his firecracker... What? Why is his firecracker 55:33.460 --> 55:45.260 honest? Bro, his firecracker just turned into like an NBA athlete there. What was that? 55:45.260 --> 55:50.420 referee joined Belgium what is the game is the game rigged zap lightning also 55:50.420 --> 55:56.460 struck you're telling me I can get a lightning spell for two elixir bro some 55:56.460 --> 55:59.900 of these cards you committed just read the description and know that they're 55:59.900 --> 56:05.500 broken like that's not fair how is that balance 56:05.500 --> 56:11.060 so watch the fake goblin barrel has never not worked remember that 56:11.060 --> 56:16.060 Alright. Okay, why is this Firecracker Prime Lebron? 56:19.060 --> 56:22.060 Check, look at this, look at this. This is the... 56:22.060 --> 56:26.060 That's not balance. Bro, that's not balance. What? 56:27.060 --> 56:30.060 Guys, that's not balance at all. 56:33.060 --> 56:37.060 Next chaos in five seconds. Fireball here. 56:37.860 --> 56:39.860 Zap the firecracker 56:39.940 --> 56:41.940 First I can oh it hits the tech 56:42.340 --> 56:47.140 Yo that suspicious bush spawns for goblin brawlers or 56:48.220 --> 56:53.580 Graveyard spawns random skeletons random skeletons. I'm gonna go graveyard of mega knight the pocket GG easy 56:54.340 --> 56:58.820 GG easy graveyard mega knight the pocket watch watch watch watch 56:59.700 --> 57:01.700 Graveyard mega knight the pocket watch this 57:07.060 --> 57:09.060 Yeah, he's dead. His tower's gone. 57:09.900 --> 57:11.900 His tower's gone. 57:12.100 --> 57:15.660 It's actually not. Oh, yeah, they give towers more health than this. 57:20.940 --> 57:26.940 Yeah, so the lightning spell or the zap spawning a lightning spell might literally be the most broken thing 57:26.940 --> 57:29.680 I've ever seen in my life. I'm not even trolling. 57:30.220 --> 57:32.620 That might actually be the most broken thing I've ever seen in my life. 57:34.180 --> 57:36.180 VAMOS! 57:37.060 --> 57:40.180 Can you see the whole screen? This is full screen on... Oh no wait, you're right. 57:41.140 --> 57:44.020 I wasn't even on full screen. Oh my god, you're right. 57:48.660 --> 57:55.300 Yo, I got a five star yesterday. If I get another five star, suspicious bush reveal. 57:57.060 --> 57:59.860 Fuck! I really wanted to pull out my wiener right there. 58:01.460 --> 58:04.340 Dude, I'm not gonna lie. Chaos is probably like the best mode they added. 58:04.340 --> 58:11.300 chat let's rip some trophy road games then dude why do i have to bro chat why do i have to get to 58:11.300 --> 58:22.100 14k to play ranked you can click top left to see opponents abilities wait waffle boy is that pancake 58:22.100 --> 58:25.380 Boy pancake boy did you do a rebrand? 58:33.460 --> 58:35.220 Is waffle boy pancake boy? 58:43.140 --> 58:47.220 It is pancake boy your main got band perma band oh brother 58:47.220 --> 59:01.900 Why is ranked 14k trophies now? 59:01.900 --> 59:05.620 Why is ranked 14k trophies? 59:05.620 --> 59:07.620 I didn't cheat, I swear to God. 59:07.620 --> 59:09.620 Wait what? 59:09.620 --> 59:14.380 Last season it was 13.5k. 59:14.380 --> 59:15.500 But why though? 59:19.020 --> 59:20.460 Wait, is rank level... 59:20.460 --> 59:21.460 WAIT! 59:21.700 --> 59:23.700 Is rank level 16 now? 59:29.700 --> 59:32.100 Bro, I feel like rank might be level 16 now. 59:32.100 --> 59:32.700 Oh my go- 59:38.460 --> 59:41.220 Do not do that, do not level your body! 59:41.740 --> 59:44.300 Ranked is level 16 now! 59:44.380 --> 59:46.380 And you need to be 14,000 trophies 59:47.580 --> 59:51.620 Jesus man, I have to get the 14k. Oh my god. That's a grind 59:52.980 --> 59:56.040 Bro, I have to get the 14k trophies and I'm getting 59:56.740 --> 59:58.660 30 trophies a game 59:58.660 --> 59:59.740 chat 59:59.740 --> 01:00:01.740 How many wins is that? 01:00:01.860 --> 01:00:04.580 That's 3,000 trophies. Is that a hundred bit? 01:00:04.580 --> 01:00:14.220 Okay, we gotta watch the second half. 01:00:14.220 --> 01:00:15.220 Belgium equalized! 01:00:15.220 --> 01:00:16.220 Oh my god! 01:00:16.220 --> 01:00:19.540 Okay, now that it's close we will watch the second half. 01:00:19.540 --> 01:00:22.860 Yes, I'll watch the second half now. 01:00:22.860 --> 01:00:28.420 Okay, I'm gonna play class for like 20 minutes. 01:00:28.420 --> 01:00:33.540 Chat, how many wins do I need to get 3,000 trophies, Kins? 01:00:33.540 --> 01:00:34.540 How many wins is that? 01:00:34.540 --> 01:00:36.540 How many wins is that? 01:00:36.540 --> 01:00:40.540 3,000 divided by 30. 01:00:40.540 --> 01:00:42.540 Is that 100 wins? 01:00:42.540 --> 01:00:43.540 Bruh. 01:00:43.540 --> 01:00:50.220 Wait, Evo, Evo, Evo Wizard got a new punchline. 01:00:50.220 --> 01:00:53.660 I might have just lost the game with that graveyard, but that was the worst grade. 01:00:53.660 --> 01:00:57.340 Do you want to win a crown for me? 01:00:57.340 --> 01:00:59.180 Okay, never mind. 01:00:59.180 --> 01:01:00.700 This guy literally has CTE. 01:01:03.580 --> 01:01:05.260 Perfect arrows, nice! 01:01:06.340 --> 01:01:08.820 We did the arrows to cancel the boss bandit dash 01:01:08.820 --> 01:01:10.700 and we took out the wizard, Rommel. 01:01:12.980 --> 01:01:14.980 Dude, Belgium, Tidesbane, okay, chat. 01:01:14.980 --> 01:01:16.660 You have my word, I'll watch the second half 01:01:16.660 --> 01:01:18.740 since this is actually a close game. 01:01:18.740 --> 01:01:19.980 I'll watch the second half. 01:01:23.780 --> 01:01:24.940 Chat, how is Lameen playing? 01:01:24.940 --> 01:01:26.140 I saw he hasn't scored. 01:01:27.500 --> 01:01:28.780 Okay, I think this guy's not one, 01:01:28.780 --> 01:01:30.780 Let's see if he tune-sphoned. 01:01:30.780 --> 01:01:32.780 Well, he tuned someone else at 9. 01:01:32.780 --> 01:01:34.780 Let's go Evo, which the back. 01:01:34.780 --> 01:01:37.780 Bro, he has lightning. 01:01:37.780 --> 01:01:39.780 Oh, God. 01:01:39.780 --> 01:01:41.780 Alright, let's go Mini-Pekka. 01:01:41.780 --> 01:01:44.780 Giant. 01:01:44.780 --> 01:01:47.780 But I can't really go Minions because he has to- 01:01:47.780 --> 01:01:50.780 Okay, this guy has so much stuff. 01:01:50.780 --> 01:01:53.780 Bro, this guy's being a fucking chud! 01:01:53.780 --> 01:01:57.780 Bro, this guy has a meganite and wizard? 01:01:57.780 --> 01:02:02.340 He's gonna go with the bridge. Yep. Okay. I'm gonna get a perfect boulder roll 01:02:03.060 --> 01:02:06.700 And then arrows should wipe it out nice 01:02:11.820 --> 01:02:16.700 Wait the bullet lift the bullet the bullet that's huge that's huge that's huge 01:02:18.100 --> 01:02:21.260 Okay, roll maybe roll roll roll roll roll roll roll 01:02:22.460 --> 01:02:24.300 arrows 01:02:24.300 --> 01:02:26.300 Mini pack of pancakes 01:02:26.300 --> 01:02:35.180 game suck my unshaved nuts actually false I did recently just shave them 01:02:35.180 --> 01:02:39.800 bro real to stickly chat I it's not even possible for me to lose that 11k 01:02:39.800 --> 01:02:47.900 trophies unless I keep stream sniped by the three CS delinquent stream sniping 01:02:47.900 --> 01:02:54.260 hard-countering chud muffin loser degenerate freak creep unless I get 01:02:54.260 --> 01:03:01.380 I can't lose show proof you want me to show proof of my unshaved testicles 01:03:08.980 --> 01:03:15.560 Guys send me a send me a chaos deck send me best chaos decks. Oh 01:03:18.500 --> 01:03:22.100 God not these not these do chats I do friendly battles and chaos 01:03:24.260 --> 01:03:26.660 Bro, not this facial, please, dude. 01:03:26.660 --> 01:03:31.100 Wait, okay, okay, okay, wait, but slow down, slow down. 01:03:31.100 --> 01:03:32.780 One chaos second at a time, baby. 01:03:36.140 --> 01:03:38.980 All right, who wants to blame me in chaos? 01:03:38.980 --> 01:03:39.980 Who wants to blame me? 01:03:41.340 --> 01:03:43.740 Wait, high score, this one looks good. 01:03:43.740 --> 01:03:45.340 High score, this one looks good. 01:03:48.500 --> 01:03:49.940 Chats, should I play my clan? 01:03:49.940 --> 01:04:02.660 Well, that just reduced his enemy levels by 3! 01:04:02.660 --> 01:04:05.500 Yo, they need to keep doing chaos. 01:04:05.500 --> 01:04:09.500 Chaos is such a good mode, bro. 01:04:09.500 --> 01:04:14.420 Okay, lock in. 01:04:14.420 --> 01:04:17.380 Chad chaos is fun because like I feel like anyone could win 01:04:22.340 --> 01:04:23.700 Okay 01:04:23.700 --> 01:04:28.420 So chat my zap reduces enemy levels by three we have to use the zap smartly 01:04:29.220 --> 01:04:31.220 We can't really just afford to waste it 01:04:34.620 --> 01:04:36.620 Wait wait hold up 01:04:38.740 --> 01:04:40.740 Why did the firecracker 01:04:41.420 --> 01:04:43.420 turn into LePron 01:04:44.420 --> 01:04:46.420 Yo, oh my god 01:04:51.800 --> 01:04:57.800 Fireball leaves ground burning. I feel like fireball leaving the ground burning could be a good combination with graveyard 01:04:58.920 --> 01:05:00.920 Because yeah, I could go graveyard fireball 01:05:03.800 --> 01:05:05.920 This guy's firecracker has a 40-inch bird 01:05:05.920 --> 01:05:12.000 Wait this night would should die here this night would should die oh 01:05:13.040 --> 01:05:17.240 No, she walked in front of it. That's actually dumb, bro 01:05:21.540 --> 01:05:24.480 Okay, I need to lock in wait wait hold up 01:05:25.960 --> 01:05:28.040 Level eight he was coming in hot boy 01:05:28.040 --> 01:05:34.800 Okay, well now it's level 8, he whizzes ass. 01:05:34.800 --> 01:05:36.560 Okay, I'm going to go. 01:05:36.560 --> 01:05:40.760 Guys, Rodin counters the Mega Knight pretty well. 01:05:40.760 --> 01:05:43.280 I don't know what I should do. 01:05:43.280 --> 01:05:46.160 Maybe I should just let the Musketeer handle him. 01:05:46.160 --> 01:05:52.480 Goblin Barrel Spawns, three brawlers! 01:05:52.480 --> 01:05:54.000 Okay, that's broken. 01:05:54.000 --> 01:05:55.000 The game's over. 01:05:55.000 --> 01:05:57.120 He can't defend this. 01:05:57.120 --> 01:05:59.120 There's no way you can defend this bro. 01:06:07.760 --> 01:06:09.760 Do you see? Okay, that's bot. 01:06:09.760 --> 01:06:11.760 I just did 2,000 damage. 01:06:11.760 --> 01:06:13.260 Bro, that's actually bot. 01:06:13.260 --> 01:06:17.660 Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. 01:06:17.660 --> 01:06:21.660 Okay, I'm not gonna lie, this might be really hard to defend. 01:06:22.880 --> 01:06:25.880 Chat, what I need to happen is I'm gonna need... 01:06:25.880 --> 01:06:30.520 I'm gonna need something. I'm gonna need a really good defensive counter in the next 13 seconds for this 01:06:31.360 --> 01:06:33.360 Fireball could be good 01:06:33.480 --> 01:06:36.880 Wait zap it now. It's level eight. I miss I missed the zap 01:06:37.640 --> 01:06:39.940 Dude, all they need to do is that what I would have been chilling 01:06:42.480 --> 01:06:44.160 Bro 01:06:44.160 --> 01:06:47.040 To elite musketeers hashtag girl boss 01:06:48.120 --> 01:06:52.840 Don't mind if I do sista hashtag girl boss. Don't mind if I do 01:06:55.880 --> 01:07:05.380 Look dude, now the golem's level 8. 01:07:05.380 --> 01:07:06.880 That's actually so broken. 01:07:06.880 --> 01:07:09.040 Okay, okay, okay, that's actually broken. 01:07:09.040 --> 01:07:10.040 Oh my god. 01:07:10.040 --> 01:07:11.040 Yeah, this guy's hard countered. 01:07:11.040 --> 01:07:12.520 He can't do nothing. 01:07:12.520 --> 01:07:15.520 He can't do nothing. 01:07:15.520 --> 01:07:20.160 Okay, um, enough dude. 01:07:20.160 --> 01:07:22.240 Wait, why does this golem look like that? 01:07:22.240 --> 01:07:25.360 Uh, I feel like I'm gonna get degloved. 01:07:25.360 --> 01:07:27.760 Chat, why does his golden look like that? 01:07:28.960 --> 01:07:30.560 Why does his golden look like that? 01:07:31.160 --> 01:07:32.960 Uh, what's going on? 01:07:33.660 --> 01:07:34.660 What's happening? 01:07:34.960 --> 01:07:36.560 Why is his golden blue? 01:07:36.960 --> 01:07:38.360 Why is his golden blue? 01:07:39.560 --> 01:07:41.060 Why is nothing hitting his gold? 01:07:55.360 --> 01:08:04.640 Why is his golden blue? 01:08:04.640 --> 01:08:05.640 Why was it invisible? 01:08:05.640 --> 01:08:07.880 Why was nothing attacking it? 01:08:07.880 --> 01:08:17.640 His golden had the monk ability. 01:08:17.640 --> 01:08:19.640 Top left to see the opponent's ab- 01:08:19.640 --> 01:08:21.640 WHY DIDN'T NOBODY TELL ME THAT? 01:08:21.640 --> 01:08:23.640 WHY DIDN'T NOBODY TELL ME THAT? 01:08:27.640 --> 01:08:29.640 Top left to see opponent's ability? 01:08:33.640 --> 01:08:37.640 No one told- Bro, that's like the most useful bit of information you could have said. 01:08:39.640 --> 01:08:41.640 We did, you have CTE. 01:08:41.640 --> 01:08:43.640 Check it out, check it out. 01:08:43.640 --> 01:08:48.440 Wait, so do we both have the same ability? 01:08:48.440 --> 01:08:49.440 I'm confused. 01:08:49.440 --> 01:08:52.320 Do we both have the same ability? 01:08:52.320 --> 01:09:00.240 Yep, we do. 01:09:00.240 --> 01:09:06.320 Oh my god, you can actually see it. 01:09:06.320 --> 01:09:08.920 Chat the Deep Goblin Barrel has never failed. 01:09:08.920 --> 01:09:10.920 Remember that. 01:09:10.920 --> 01:09:16.080 All right, okay, he's gonna go. Oh, no. Oh, no 01:09:26.920 --> 01:09:28.920 Tornado fireball combo sure 01:09:30.800 --> 01:09:35.960 But I don't know you could see your potent abilities. That's so important to know Jesus. I do not know that I 01:09:35.960 --> 01:09:43.200 I mean, he activated King Tower with a graveyard deck. 01:09:43.200 --> 01:09:44.760 That's normally a cardinal sin. 01:09:44.760 --> 01:09:49.160 Okay, his graveyard spawns guards, good to know. 01:09:49.160 --> 01:09:51.200 I'm gonna eat this bandit, because this bandit doesn't ma- 01:09:51.200 --> 01:09:54.200 Oh no no no! 01:09:54.200 --> 01:09:57.200 Wait, that was not good! 01:09:57.200 --> 01:10:02.000 Wait, that was kind of good! 01:10:02.000 --> 01:10:05.480 Okay. 01:10:05.480 --> 01:10:09.680 Right now he has a bandit with 200% dashes and graveyard spawning guards. 01:10:09.680 --> 01:10:14.000 Wait, that's gonna go to the tower, right? 01:10:14.000 --> 01:10:15.000 Nice! 01:10:15.000 --> 01:10:21.000 Ooh, his P-split pushing now, that's good. 01:10:21.000 --> 01:10:26.480 I'm in trouble. 01:10:26.480 --> 01:10:28.400 I guess chain dash on final hit. 01:10:28.400 --> 01:10:31.600 Bro, I'm in trouble, bubble. 01:10:31.600 --> 01:10:33.120 I don't know if I can defend this. 01:10:33.120 --> 01:10:35.120 He has such a big push! 01:10:41.460 --> 01:10:42.460 K? 01:10:42.860 --> 01:10:44.860 I think that's defending? 01:10:45.060 --> 01:10:47.060 We're probably gonna have to zap, bro. 01:10:47.300 --> 01:10:49.300 Okay, we ended up defending. 01:10:51.200 --> 01:10:52.200 Jump! 01:10:52.580 --> 01:10:54.580 Nice, thank god. 01:10:56.040 --> 01:10:58.540 Okay, Musketeer does pretty well against the Ronin. 01:10:58.580 --> 01:11:00.080 WE'RE ALREADY GONNA GO! 01:11:00.240 --> 01:11:02.240 WOAH, WOAH, WOAH, WOAH, WOAH! 01:11:03.120 --> 01:11:20.120 I didn't read the ability now I lost. Bro, I didn't read the ability man. 01:11:20.120 --> 01:11:27.920 Bro I didn't read the ability chat. You can just spawn and pack on me man. 01:11:27.920 --> 01:11:29.920 How is that fair at all? 01:11:32.920 --> 01:11:34.920 You could just spawn a fucking- okay. 01:11:34.920 --> 01:11:36.920 Yo, yo, yo, yo, how's that fair? How's that fair? 01:11:36.920 --> 01:11:38.920 That's the best card in the game. 01:11:38.920 --> 01:11:40.920 Why would everybody not just use the pe- 01:11:41.920 --> 01:11:44.920 THAT'S NOT FAIR! 01:11:44.920 --> 01:11:46.920 WHAT THE FUCK? 01:11:47.920 --> 01:11:50.920 WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? 01:11:50.920 --> 01:11:52.920 BRO! 01:11:53.920 --> 01:11:55.920 He just spawns a pecker? 01:11:57.920 --> 01:12:01.920 How is that even remotely fair? 01:12:01.920 --> 01:12:05.920 Okay, that's enough class for the day, man. 01:12:05.920 --> 01:12:07.920 That's enough class for the day. 01:12:07.920 --> 01:12:12.920 YouTube, if you enjoyed today's video, 5,000 likes and I'll do a suspicious push reveal. 01:12:12.920 --> 01:12:14.920 Chat, that's not unfair ability, man. 01:12:14.920 --> 01:12:17.920 What? 01:12:17.920 --> 01:12:19.920 Okay. 01:12:19.920 --> 01:12:22.920 Chat, should we watch the rest of Spain, Belgium? 01:12:22.920 --> 01:12:24.920 Guys, apparently it's a good game. 01:12:24.920 --> 01:12:26.920 Apparently it's one-to-one. 01:12:26.920 --> 01:12:29.000 Let me see a potential knockout here, 01:12:29.000 --> 01:12:30.320 a little bit of an upset. 01:12:31.920 --> 01:12:32.860 YouTube TV. 01:12:35.000 --> 01:12:36.040 Okay, chat one second. 01:12:36.040 --> 01:12:38.960 I'm gonna call my cousin real quick and then I'll be back. 01:12:40.000 --> 01:12:40.960 One second. 01:12:40.960 --> 01:12:42.600 But chat, we're gonna load up Spain, Belgium. 01:12:42.600 --> 01:12:43.440 All right, boys. 01:12:44.440 --> 01:12:46.840 Oh my God, it's all tied, all tied at the half. 01:12:48.280 --> 01:12:49.120 Unlimited. 01:12:49.120 --> 01:12:50.360 Mods or predictions on the second half, 01:12:50.360 --> 01:12:52.080 chat, lock in your points. 01:12:52.960 --> 01:12:54.560 Mods or predictions on the second half, 01:12:54.560 --> 01:12:56.520 chat, lock into your points, bro. 01:12:56.920 --> 01:12:58.920 Lock into your points, baby. 01:13:03.400 --> 01:13:05.400 R-Chat, BRB kittens. 01:13:26.920 --> 01:13:28.980 you 01:13:56.920 --> 01:13:58.980 you 01:14:26.920 --> 01:14:28.980 you 01:14:56.920 --> 01:14:58.980 you 01:15:26.920 --> 01:15:28.980 you 01:15:56.920 --> 01:15:58.980 you 01:16:26.920 --> 01:16:44.920 2 more star studded quarterfinals coming your way tomorrow we'll get you set for those 01:16:44.920 --> 01:16:51.120 I was muddied chat house lamine playing good or bad house lamine playing 01:16:57.040 --> 01:17:01.560 Yeah, I was muddied I was muddied 01:17:03.440 --> 01:17:05.960 Nice fake break. Oh, yeah, dude. Yes 01:17:06.640 --> 01:17:12.320 Every yeah, you got me bro. Every time I go to the bathroom. I'm ripping a fucking 01:17:12.320 --> 01:17:21.080 a blue raspberry fucking geek bar man you got me bro every time I go into that 01:17:21.080 --> 01:17:27.040 bathroom I'm poking the shit out of a blue raspberry geek bar or it's the 01:17:27.040 --> 01:17:38.080 contrary I have a small bladder okay we know self report self report self report 01:17:38.080 --> 01:17:40.920 Oh, yeah, self-report, guys. 01:17:40.920 --> 01:17:43.800 I'm a vape, dude, what do you want me to say, bro? 01:17:43.800 --> 01:17:46.200 I'm a vape God, what do you want me to say? 01:17:46.200 --> 01:17:50.120 Guys, I don't vape, never have, never will. 01:17:52.340 --> 01:17:54.800 You have small penis, small penis, you mean? 01:17:54.800 --> 01:17:57.280 Nope, I'm very open about that. 01:17:57.280 --> 01:17:59.120 Chad, I wish I could just yank it out right now. 01:17:59.120 --> 01:18:02.080 Listen, my wiener, it's not small, but it's not big. 01:18:02.080 --> 01:18:07.080 It's like sort of here. 01:18:07.080 --> 01:18:23.160 here. Guys, okay. Here is my wiener, Flassib. Here's my wiener, erect. Any other questions? 01:18:23.160 --> 01:18:31.320 Any other questions? Like, bro, any other fucking questions, man? Show titties. Okay. 01:18:31.320 --> 01:18:47.320 Yeah, I don't, I don't understand. I'm not going to show titties, bro. I'm not going to show titties. Um, guys, it's 2026. This year here is all about love, positivity and improvements. I'm not going to show my titties, bro. 01:18:51.320 --> 01:18:58.320 Guys, what does it mean if you have hair around your tent, like around your neck? What does that mean, chat? 01:18:58.320 --> 01:19:12.960 Pop a titty for the boys show feet I love you thank you macro it means you're a soy 01:19:12.960 --> 01:19:21.120 boy okay check am I a soy boy yes or no I guess we're gonna have to see you when I go 01:19:21.120 --> 01:19:26.440 to the diamond gym boys because y'all never seen me in that environment bro guys what 01:19:26.440 --> 01:19:31.080 you ever understand about me bro is I can survive that shit man I'm gonna 01:19:31.080 --> 01:19:39.280 survive diamond gym bro yes 100% show it I'm a doctor show you want me to show 01:19:39.280 --> 01:19:46.160 my penis because you're a doctor yo bro I'm not that fucking gullible man I'm 01:19:46.160 --> 01:19:53.640 not that fucking gullible bro you ain't surviving shit okay so chat if you have 01:19:53.640 --> 01:19:57.480 How do you think I'm going to do in the Diamond Gym? 01:19:57.480 --> 01:19:59.980 What is your prediction? 01:19:59.980 --> 01:20:04.880 How do you think I'm going to do? 01:20:04.880 --> 01:20:12.220 Death, die, death, perish, cease to exist, murder. 01:20:12.220 --> 01:20:13.720 You will die. 01:20:13.720 --> 01:20:15.740 Five minutes then tap out. 01:20:15.740 --> 01:20:18.720 You're going to cry. 01:20:18.720 --> 01:20:24.080 Brochette, I already have a plan for the diamond gym. 01:20:24.080 --> 01:20:27.920 I'm not allowed to drink water in there, all good. 01:20:27.920 --> 01:20:32.280 I'm going to drink two fucking jugs of water in the car on the way there and be hydrated 01:20:32.280 --> 01:20:33.280 as a motherfucker. 01:20:33.280 --> 01:20:35.800 Are you going to stream it? 01:20:35.800 --> 01:20:36.800 No. 01:20:36.800 --> 01:20:37.800 It's going to be a vlog. 01:20:37.800 --> 01:20:42.360 I'm going to vlog it and post it on YouTube because I want to be a mocked in, to the workout. 01:20:42.360 --> 01:20:46.240 I'm not trying to be reading chat, like I'm taking this shit serious. 01:20:46.240 --> 01:20:47.840 So it's going to be a vlog, bro. 01:20:47.840 --> 01:20:52.600 I'm not trying to fucking be reading chat. No, I'm trying to lock into the shed. 01:20:56.880 --> 01:20:59.440 Saturday's strong with Erling Holland in Norway. 01:20:59.440 --> 01:21:02.520 Oh, my God, in Norway, England chat. That's the game I'm going to. 01:21:04.000 --> 01:21:07.720 Wait, chat, is the Argentina game at 8 p.m. I thought it was at 9 p.m. 01:21:09.720 --> 01:21:11.840 Why does they cover because it begins at 7? 01:21:11.840 --> 01:21:14.000 Argentina versus. 01:21:14.000 --> 01:21:14.920 Well, bro, it's at 8. 01:21:14.920 --> 01:21:17.240 I don't even know if I'm going to make it back to the Caribbean being time. 01:21:17.840 --> 01:21:20.840 Argentina versus Swiss. 01:21:20.840 --> 01:21:23.840 I don't know what's that 9 PM. 01:21:23.840 --> 01:21:24.840 Yeah, I'm gonna make it. 01:21:24.840 --> 01:21:26.840 Just what I'm gonna do tomorrow, bro. 01:21:26.840 --> 01:21:29.840 The plan for tomorrow is I'm gonna IRL 01:21:29.840 --> 01:21:31.840 Norway versus England. 01:21:31.840 --> 01:21:35.840 It's going to be me, Ron, Marlin, Lacey, Hi VICE. 01:21:35.840 --> 01:21:39.840 And that same night, I'm going to drive to Airbnb 01:21:39.840 --> 01:21:41.840 and stream Messi's game on desktop 01:21:41.840 --> 01:21:42.840 because they're four hours apart. 01:21:42.840 --> 01:21:43.840 So it's literally perfect. 01:21:43.840 --> 01:21:45.840 I'll have enough time. 01:21:45.840 --> 01:21:52.600 Then, the day after Fortnite Pro Am, then the 15th World Cup semifinals, then World Cup 01:21:52.600 --> 01:21:58.480 Finals, then DiamondGym, chat, I'm telling you bro, by the end of this week, Messi's 01:21:58.480 --> 01:22:03.840 gonna win a World Cup, I'll be at DiamondGym, and it's a great week. 01:22:03.840 --> 01:22:05.840 It's a great week, yo. 01:22:15.840 --> 01:22:18.080 We all want an excuse to dance 01:22:21.600 --> 01:22:24.500 Because what the hell do we have chat who is that is that bad buddy? 01:22:27.000 --> 01:22:29.000 Bro finally going outside 01:22:29.920 --> 01:22:33.520 Yo, you realize chat I go outside all the time, right? 01:22:34.320 --> 01:22:40.400 Guys you have to understand one thing about me bro is I go outside like you I practically live outdoors 01:22:40.400 --> 01:22:46.560 chat and what you would call a cowboy bro my chat when I'm not streaming bro I'm 01:22:46.560 --> 01:22:54.680 riding horses I'm farming I'm cutting down trees like guys I might not look 01:22:54.680 --> 01:23:03.800 the part guys I'm literally a fucking I'm a cowboy bro no tan on that soy face 01:23:03.800 --> 01:23:09.120 riding question mark so out of all the information you you were just received 01:23:09.120 --> 01:23:11.600 You typed rioting with the question mark 01:23:15.880 --> 01:23:19.000 Hey, jit see when does the stream start I 01:23:20.240 --> 01:23:23.960 Don't know that that that shit is like next level rage bait bro 01:23:24.680 --> 01:23:27.960 The stream started an hour ago 01:23:28.880 --> 01:23:34.880 That shit has got to be next level fucking rage bait the stream started an hour ago, bud 01:23:39.120 --> 01:23:45.740 Ron is swimming in Florida. I know he's in tarpon Springs chat tell Ron to stay safe 01:23:46.960 --> 01:23:51.980 Tell Ron I said to stay safe and check his shoulders, bro because he's in tarpon Springs 01:23:54.600 --> 01:24:00.360 Like bro, I bet you Ron's in tarpon Springs, but I bet you Ron is getting jumped with it right now 01:24:06.120 --> 01:24:08.120 I'm ours 01:24:09.120 --> 01:24:11.120 15 years, like, really? 01:24:11.120 --> 01:24:13.120 15 years, bro. 01:24:16.120 --> 01:24:18.120 Okay, he can't really get jumped on a boat. 01:24:18.120 --> 01:24:20.120 But when he gets back, like, you know what I'm saying? 01:24:20.120 --> 01:24:22.120 Guys, Starboard Springs, it's not a joke. 01:24:22.120 --> 01:24:24.120 This shit is not a game. 01:24:24.120 --> 01:24:25.120 This is real shit. 01:24:25.120 --> 01:24:27.120 Bros in Candyland. 01:24:29.120 --> 01:24:32.120 Getting jumped by Sunshine and Rainbows. 01:24:35.120 --> 01:24:37.120 Oh, come on, where, dude, where's Spain? 01:24:37.120 --> 01:24:38.120 Can Spain play? 01:24:39.120 --> 01:24:40.400 Where's Spain? 01:24:43.480 --> 01:24:48.160 FIFA World Cup 2026 on Fox is presented by the Home Depot. 01:24:51.760 --> 01:24:52.880 Ma, some predictions. 01:24:52.880 --> 01:24:54.680 Spain's Belgium second half. 01:24:54.680 --> 01:24:55.520 We got a game. 01:25:00.520 --> 01:25:02.960 Dusty with the five gifted subs. 01:25:02.960 --> 01:25:07.960 Okay, she on Dusty, put the tip in my ass. 01:25:10.680 --> 01:25:12.720 W Dusty inside of the chat, bro. 01:25:15.880 --> 01:25:19.480 Dusty put the tip in my ass. 01:25:19.480 --> 01:25:22.160 All in Spain here in the second half. 01:25:22.160 --> 01:25:23.760 Chat, how was Lameen playing this game? 01:25:23.760 --> 01:25:25.560 Is he playing good, bad or mid? 01:25:25.560 --> 01:25:26.400 Type it in the chat. 01:25:26.400 --> 01:25:27.360 Oh, De Bruyne is in. 01:25:29.360 --> 01:25:32.440 So chat, Belgium didn't even play De Bruyne 01:25:32.440 --> 01:25:44.000 against USA and won 4-1. They literally, they dead ass aura farmed us bro. Bro, they dead 01:25:44.000 --> 01:25:49.200 ass aura farmed us man. Camellio, they give it a 5 gifted, camellow woe woe, camellow 01:25:49.200 --> 01:25:53.200 woe woe. Camellio, they give it a 5 gifted. Oh my god, second up, starting chat lock in. 01:25:53.200 --> 01:26:01.200 for the second half. It's because y'all are ass. Yeah, well thanks man. I know what ass. 01:26:01.200 --> 01:26:03.200 But, I know what ass. 01:26:03.200 --> 01:26:08.200 Oh, it would have said to the team at half time because there weren't moments in that 01:26:08.200 --> 01:26:12.200 first half when Sprain went one up and you felt it might get away from them, but that 01:26:12.200 --> 01:26:13.200 never really transpired. 01:26:13.200 --> 01:26:17.200 It's been in the game a long time really guys here. You know, they hung in there, you know, 01:26:17.200 --> 01:26:21.200 and when they got a chance, they got a look, they got higher up the pitch. 01:26:21.200 --> 01:26:26.200 I think he was delighted. 01:26:26.200 --> 01:26:29.200 Guy is locked in. 01:26:29.200 --> 01:26:32.200 Okay, Guy, seriously, so good. 01:26:32.200 --> 01:26:34.200 Let's see what the second half does. 01:26:34.200 --> 01:26:35.200 Thanks. 01:26:35.200 --> 01:26:36.200 Spain group out. 01:26:36.200 --> 01:26:37.200 What do you all got? 01:26:37.200 --> 01:26:40.200 Jax, Abadz, and predictions. 01:26:40.200 --> 01:26:41.200 And predictions. 01:26:41.200 --> 01:26:43.200 One thing we do know, it's going to be an old European match. 01:26:43.200 --> 01:26:46.200 Static's with the five gifted subs. 01:26:46.200 --> 01:26:50.200 Static's, but that's it. 01:26:50.200 --> 01:26:53.440 Put the tip of the tip in my ass 01:26:54.040 --> 01:26:55.040 W Stannis 01:26:56.240 --> 01:26:57.440 Alright, come on, Damingo 01:26:57.440 --> 01:26:59.920 Ikehue, Ikehue, come on Damingo 01:27:05.280 --> 01:27:06.280 Kukareya 01:27:07.240 --> 01:27:09.680 Ooh, what a vicious challenge for Kukareya 01:27:11.280 --> 01:27:13.080 There are some vicious challenges 01:27:16.080 --> 01:27:17.080 Kukareya 01:27:20.200 --> 01:27:22.600 I don't know why he's complaining, he told me to see a follow-up. 01:27:22.600 --> 01:27:24.280 We can't see the game? 01:27:24.280 --> 01:27:26.600 Oh, dude. 01:27:27.560 --> 01:27:29.160 Let me do that for you right now. 01:27:29.160 --> 01:27:30.040 Let me fix that. 01:27:31.320 --> 01:27:32.440 You can't see the game? 01:27:32.440 --> 01:27:34.440 Oh my god, I'm an idiot, bro. 01:27:34.440 --> 01:27:36.680 Let me fix that for you right now, bro. 01:27:39.000 --> 01:27:40.360 Let me turn that on for you. 01:27:40.360 --> 01:27:41.400 Let me turn that on. 01:27:42.840 --> 01:27:47.400 If I show the game of a FIFA World Cup broadcast live, 01:27:47.400 --> 01:27:52.800 I will get struck down by a lightning bolt into my vagina 01:27:54.840 --> 01:28:01.480 What do you mean show the game bro fake your brain use it 01:28:02.600 --> 01:28:04.600 use your brain 01:28:18.200 --> 01:28:20.200 Do you have a bussy? 01:28:21.120 --> 01:28:23.300 Mots not answering this time this guy out 01:28:24.360 --> 01:28:31.520 Yo, I'm not doing this bro. Do you have a bussy bro? What are you saying kid? What are you saying? 01:28:38.600 --> 01:28:43.320 Speed wait Darren walk it they're walking playing on the outside the state 01:28:43.320 --> 01:28:47.320 You see the car crew at some point you'd like to see look you back here in this and not me 01:28:47.320 --> 01:28:50.320 Yammer. He's getting wet. He's getting wet. 01:28:50.320 --> 01:28:53.320 Ferran Torres on the bench as well. 01:28:53.320 --> 01:28:55.320 Wait, that's a goal. 01:28:55.320 --> 01:28:57.320 People's gonna come here and just get there. Try and get right. 01:28:57.320 --> 01:28:59.320 Your mother's running to the offside. 01:28:59.320 --> 01:29:02.320 Offside. Bro, I feel like that wasn't off. 01:29:02.320 --> 01:29:06.320 She shows the experience there at Courtois. Not to do anything rash. 01:29:06.320 --> 01:29:08.320 Yeah, and he's just... 01:29:08.320 --> 01:29:10.320 You're not saying it's just an injured, but again... 01:29:10.320 --> 01:29:12.320 Are you ready for the pro am? 01:29:12.320 --> 01:29:21.320 Bro, listen, asking me if I'm ready for the program is literally like asking Messi if he's ready to win the World Cup. Uh, yes, bro. 01:29:23.320 --> 01:29:30.320 Jack, uh, I'm going to win the program. Messi is going to win the World Cup. This isn't like speculations. This shit's actually going to happen. 01:29:32.320 --> 01:29:40.320 Exclamation mark, ask him. You won an ask camera. Yo, how horny are you, bro? 01:29:40.320 --> 01:29:43.320 The derby field to it on that side, Tottenham against Arsenal. 01:29:51.320 --> 01:29:52.320 Roderick. 01:29:53.320 --> 01:29:54.320 Danny Olmo. 01:29:57.320 --> 01:29:58.320 There's Trossard. 01:29:59.320 --> 01:30:02.320 Jack, what club does Trossard play out? He looks like a very good footballer. 01:30:03.320 --> 01:30:06.320 He was bending the USA over a table a couple of days ago. 01:30:10.320 --> 01:30:30.120 KDB the big KDB Kevin De Bruyne Rose Belgium in 70s that's kind of wild I wasn't expecting 01:30:30.120 --> 01:30:49.560 I thought Netherlands would make semi-finals, chat who beat Netherlands, who knocked them 01:30:49.560 --> 01:30:53.560 out? 01:30:53.560 --> 01:30:56.480 Who knocked out Netherlands? 01:30:56.480 --> 01:30:58.480 Oh, Morocco. 01:31:03.480 --> 01:31:05.480 Dude, what an interesting World Cup. 01:31:05.480 --> 01:31:07.480 Norway's in quarters. 01:31:07.480 --> 01:31:09.480 Netherlands is out. 01:31:09.480 --> 01:31:11.480 Germany's out. 01:31:11.480 --> 01:31:13.480 I don't know. 01:31:13.480 --> 01:31:15.480 The Bruina corner? 01:31:15.480 --> 01:31:21.200 That's powered away by Korogun, it was a foul, isn't it? 01:31:21.200 --> 01:31:28.480 But Chad, you know the country that did the worst that I thought would do good was Turkey? 01:31:28.480 --> 01:31:32.640 Bro, I thought Turkey was going to top the group and they better be got fucking fourth. 01:31:32.640 --> 01:31:36.560 Like, I'm not going to lie bro, I thought Turkey was going to do good and they did so 01:31:36.560 --> 01:31:37.560 bad. 01:31:37.560 --> 01:31:40.240 They did so shit. 01:31:40.240 --> 01:31:41.240 So shit. 01:31:41.240 --> 01:31:50.360 Hey dumbass, we can't see your screen. 01:31:50.360 --> 01:31:51.760 This has to be rage bait bro. 01:31:51.760 --> 01:31:52.760 You cannot be serious. 01:31:52.760 --> 01:31:53.760 Good ball. 01:31:53.760 --> 01:31:55.760 Good ball. 01:32:08.960 --> 01:32:10.960 Oh yeah. 01:32:23.760 --> 01:32:27.200 He's got back to help your mark looks inside changes the angle 01:32:27.200 --> 01:32:29.300 Rotary to Korea 01:32:30.100 --> 01:32:31.100 Kukareya 01:32:41.600 --> 01:32:43.600 Is Kubasei Kubasei 01:32:44.600 --> 01:32:45.600 LaVigliano 01:32:45.600 --> 01:32:47.600 for the first time to LaVigliano 01:32:47.600 --> 01:32:48.100 Oh 01:32:49.100 --> 01:32:51.100 Kukareya let's it run Fabio Ruiz 01:32:51.100 --> 01:33:14.220 that was almost a goal Chad. If I show the screen, I'm going to get back. Bro guys that 01:33:14.220 --> 01:33:16.100 That was almost a goal, dude. 01:33:19.820 --> 01:33:21.020 That's what we want. 01:33:30.380 --> 01:33:32.420 So, Chad, let's get this straight, bro. 01:33:36.340 --> 01:33:37.700 Are either of these teams good enough 01:33:37.700 --> 01:33:39.700 to beat France in the semifinals? 01:33:39.700 --> 01:33:50.640 Or is the World Cup finals going to be Argentina, France, because I'm going to that game, bro. 01:33:50.640 --> 01:33:51.640 And I'm streaming. 01:33:51.640 --> 01:33:57.600 Chatting IRL at that game, bro, I'm telling you this here and now. 01:33:57.600 --> 01:33:59.880 The World Cup finals is going to be France, Argentina. 01:33:59.880 --> 01:34:04.760 I'm guessing he's going to win back-to-back to win. 01:34:04.760 --> 01:34:07.760 Tell him you. 01:34:07.760 --> 01:34:09.760 Rodrin. 01:34:09.760 --> 01:34:11.760 Carrella. 01:34:11.760 --> 01:34:13.760 Oh! 01:34:13.760 --> 01:34:15.760 Shit, Todd, really. 01:34:15.760 --> 01:34:18.760 Guys, dare I say this game goes depends. 01:34:18.760 --> 01:34:20.760 Dare I say. 01:34:28.760 --> 01:34:30.760 What do you mean, no way Archie needs to be France? 01:34:30.760 --> 01:34:33.760 No, Archie needs to be France last World Cup, dude. 01:34:34.760 --> 01:34:37.480 Ultra superior player of the match 01:34:39.800 --> 01:34:43.640 Maybe one of the gold scores for the release of Spain or Shalski Ketelara 01:34:44.760 --> 01:34:50.520 For Belgium one of two nice moments from doku from excellent from you mal as well 01:34:53.160 --> 01:34:56.280 Haven't mentioned Valarco's name, bro. I'm not gonna lie about you 01:34:57.560 --> 01:35:02.360 I did not think they were gonna do just good at the World Cup. This is insane. They're gonna be I mean they might be insane 01:35:02.360 --> 01:35:09.360 They kick the shit out of the US and now they're drawing Spain in 33 minutes in. 01:35:09.360 --> 01:35:13.360 Holy Belgium aura. 01:35:13.360 --> 01:35:17.360 Canada from Belgium type 1. 01:35:17.360 --> 01:35:18.360 Tostania. 01:35:18.360 --> 01:35:19.360 Trossard. 01:35:19.360 --> 01:35:24.360 Exclamation mark only fans. 01:35:24.360 --> 01:35:25.360 Marac. 01:35:25.360 --> 01:35:28.360 Now Kevin De Bruyne. 01:35:28.360 --> 01:35:46.600 Oh my god that was actually almost a goal but he still got that ability guys that was 01:35:46.600 --> 01:35:49.120 actually almost a goal. 01:35:49.120 --> 01:35:52.560 Watch his pass from Kevin de Boine. Same as the other side, Croissant. 01:35:52.560 --> 01:35:53.600 He's gonna be changed to Saddle. 01:35:54.720 --> 01:35:56.960 Gucci, could you change to Saddle? Do you have perms or no? 01:35:57.920 --> 01:35:59.520 Gucci, do you have perms? St. Saddle or no? 01:35:59.520 --> 01:36:02.000 Croissant pass makes it impossible for defenders. 01:36:03.040 --> 01:36:05.920 It might be 35, Kevin de Boine, but his speed of thought is still there. 01:36:06.720 --> 01:36:09.200 So Ferran Torres for Alex Byron. 01:36:09.200 --> 01:36:10.240 I'll change to Saddle. I'll change to Saddle. 01:36:10.240 --> 01:36:10.800 I'll change to Saddle. 01:36:10.800 --> 01:36:14.800 For the man who replaced him at the start today, Favio Ruiz. 01:36:14.800 --> 01:36:15.840 Favio Ruiz! 01:36:15.840 --> 01:36:22.840 You're the superstar from Barcelona who gets a warm welcome by this crowd in Los Angeles. 01:36:22.840 --> 01:36:26.840 Jinx, we can't see your face. 01:36:26.840 --> 01:36:29.840 I think you're just lagging, bro. 01:36:29.840 --> 01:36:32.840 My face is consuming the entire screen right now. 01:36:32.840 --> 01:36:34.840 Oh my god, oh my god. 01:36:39.840 --> 01:36:40.840 Let me... 01:36:40.840 --> 01:36:45.840 shit ball really 01:36:45.840 --> 01:36:50.840 bro chat, who do y'all want to win, Spain or Belgium? 01:36:50.840 --> 01:36:56.840 he's in Belgium, a city in Spain 01:36:56.840 --> 01:37:01.840 ah, mage, ban that guy for lack of intelligence 01:37:01.840 --> 01:37:05.840 ban that guy for lack of intelligence, mage 01:37:05.840 --> 01:37:08.800 spots you have to have over a five-light unit size 01:37:08.800 --> 01:37:26.960 well that sentence sounds so cool rotary to pantry let me come on to me show me 01:37:56.960 --> 01:38:06.280 exclamation mark job yo bro this is my job I do you think I'm unemployed okay 01:38:06.280 --> 01:38:10.000 technically I am unemployed well no technically my employer would be like 01:38:10.000 --> 01:38:18.320 twitch slash YouTube yes you are unemployed yes yes yes yes 01:38:26.960 --> 01:38:31.000 Is Yamal president of Spain? No 01:38:34.520 --> 01:38:36.520 You want to be there 01:38:38.720 --> 01:38:41.800 But your most out president of Spain, he's just like the best spain player 01:38:48.720 --> 01:38:50.720 Thank you 01:38:56.960 --> 01:39:03.960 He's only 21, one of three players who play the club footballing Belgium who are in the squad. 01:39:07.960 --> 01:39:11.960 Yamael against the Kipa, Poro, Kedrin. 01:39:17.960 --> 01:39:19.960 Intersected by Jeremy Docher. 01:39:19.960 --> 01:39:21.960 Docher counter. 01:39:21.960 --> 01:39:47.240 How come Ronaldo isn't in this match because Ronaldo is Portuguese and this is Spain vs Belgium? 01:39:47.240 --> 01:39:50.760 Yo, bro, do you think before you type or do you just mash buttons? 01:39:51.760 --> 01:39:53.760 Do you just mash buttons, bro? 01:39:54.280 --> 01:39:58.420 Does it smell like the ocean? Sailor Moon, what is it? 01:39:58.420 --> 01:40:02.580 when they get to situations like this to show you they can score again especially if the 01:40:02.580 --> 01:40:06.740 pointer gets a look you know he hasn't had many touches but they've been decisive 01:40:06.740 --> 01:40:10.180 Westcans pass to Kettelara and was hoping for an arc and run through 01:40:12.100 --> 01:40:16.820 chat i played two games of rock and league this morning and diamond won two rows and i won both 01:40:16.820 --> 01:40:22.420 of them i'm not even kidding i'm gonna push for champ i'm not even kidding champ with no mechanics 01:40:22.420 --> 01:40:31.700 Yeah guys, I made that up, bro. I lied about that. I lied about playing Rocket League and 01:40:31.700 --> 01:40:38.220 winning this morning. Isn't there going to be a trap for it? You can see. 01:40:38.220 --> 01:40:39.220 Kukareya. 01:40:39.220 --> 01:40:51.220 No way, England, I'ma be at that game! 01:40:51.220 --> 01:41:02.780 Dude, my first ever World Cup game tomorrow, baby! 01:41:02.780 --> 01:41:10.580 chat maybe this is glaze bro but like the world cup games just when Messi's 01:41:10.580 --> 01:41:16.540 not playing it's not as entertaining this might be some crazy level of glaze 01:41:16.540 --> 01:41:23.060 but like when Messi's not playing it's not as entertaining like dead ass I'm 01:41:23.060 --> 01:41:27.620 not even folding maybe this is a disgusting amount of glaze but I think 01:41:27.620 --> 01:41:31.580 I'm not even kidding. I think it's just because Messi is so good 01:41:43.900 --> 01:41:48.460 Guys I cannot dude I'm gonna be at Messi's semi-final game 01:41:49.460 --> 01:41:52.300 Like dude, I'm gonna have my jersey on with the 01:41:54.620 --> 01:41:56.620 Let me that was a screamer 01:41:57.620 --> 01:42:00.620 Bro, once Lameen chops, he's deadly, though. 01:42:22.620 --> 01:42:25.620 Messi won't make it to the finals. 01:42:25.620 --> 01:42:29.800 I'll remember that buddy messy ball make it to the finals. I remember that yo 01:42:29.800 --> 01:42:35.760 I'll remember that when he not only makes it to the finals, but wins ass wipe. I'll remember that 01:42:40.700 --> 01:42:42.700 Wait, wait, wait, look at what look at what 01:42:42.700 --> 01:42:43.400 VL? 01:42:46.100 --> 01:42:47.500 Natural position. 01:42:49.800 --> 01:42:50.900 Hey, natural position. 01:42:58.000 --> 01:43:00.800 God, I love the rules, endless. 01:43:05.000 --> 01:43:05.800 Let me... 01:43:06.500 --> 01:43:07.900 Let me... Let me... I'm getting tired. 01:43:08.600 --> 01:43:09.400 Let me... 01:43:12.700 --> 01:43:17.900 I'm gonna say it bro. I'm gonna fucking say it. 01:43:17.900 --> 01:43:21.900 Belton might win this game. 01:43:21.900 --> 01:43:34.700 Bro, Belton's needs to clear this corner. 01:43:34.700 --> 01:43:37.700 They need to clear this corner. 01:43:37.700 --> 01:43:38.700 Daddy Olmo. 01:43:41.820 --> 01:43:42.820 Daddy Olmo. 01:43:46.020 --> 01:43:48.020 Oh, these broke his ankle. Oh my God. 01:43:53.820 --> 01:43:55.820 Badly, well won, Grandry. 01:43:58.820 --> 01:43:59.820 Back to Badry. 01:43:59.820 --> 01:44:00.820 Badly. 01:44:04.340 --> 01:44:07.340 What means looking good on that wing though is creating a lot of chances. 01:44:07.700 --> 01:44:09.700 back on the way 01:44:28.700 --> 01:44:31.460 I think Belgium's gonna win bro, I don't know 01:44:34.020 --> 01:44:36.020 Damn 01:44:37.700 --> 01:44:48.700 No way bro. Brother, no friggin way. 01:44:48.700 --> 01:44:50.700 Ketelara for Belgium 01:44:57.700 --> 01:45:00.700 Daniel, let me give up. Let me give up. 01:45:00.700 --> 01:45:04.700 So he did well this time. That's good defending. That will give you a bit of confidence. 01:45:04.700 --> 01:45:07.700 Exactly. That's what you're making go. Making go and it's right foot. 01:45:07.700 --> 01:45:12.700 He wants to chop back in, then you get your body in front. That was classic defending. Really good. 01:45:15.700 --> 01:45:18.700 Bro, the midi ball's causing problems on the wing right now. 01:45:18.700 --> 01:45:22.700 The midi ball's low key kind of cooking over there. 01:45:22.700 --> 01:45:26.700 I'm not going to lie. That's the only thing I know. Not me, Jamal. 01:45:26.700 --> 01:45:29.700 Bro, the midi ball is cooking on the wing right now. 01:45:30.700 --> 01:45:32.700 That should be higher up in the goal. 01:45:35.700 --> 01:45:37.700 Chad, bro, I'm telling you this now, man. 01:45:38.700 --> 01:45:42.700 All of the greatest footballers of all time play right wing, dude. 01:45:42.700 --> 01:45:45.700 All of the greatest footballers of all time play right wing, bro. 01:45:45.700 --> 01:45:46.700 Or can play right wing. 01:45:46.700 --> 01:45:49.700 Chad, when I played football for 13 years, I played right wing, y'all. 01:45:49.700 --> 01:45:51.700 I played it right wing, just saying. 01:45:51.700 --> 01:45:57.700 Not to like sneak myself in there, but yeah, I'm going to sneak myself in there. 01:45:57.700 --> 01:45:59.700 Guys, get it ass. Best footballers play right wing. 01:46:00.700 --> 01:46:02.700 the yards of ours and a quiet game 01:46:03.700 --> 01:46:04.700 no trick around 01:46:06.700 --> 01:46:07.700 Penalty 01:46:08.700 --> 01:46:09.700 Petri to almost 01:46:09.700 --> 01:46:10.700 Oh! 01:46:10.700 --> 01:46:11.700 Oh! 01:46:11.700 --> 01:46:14.700 Give it to Lamee, give it to Lamee, give it to Lamee, give it to Lamee 01:46:18.700 --> 01:46:19.700 Damn, bro 01:46:19.700 --> 01:46:20.700 Oh my god! 01:46:30.700 --> 01:46:40.700 He's going across to help his net back in time, not exceptionally well. 01:46:40.700 --> 01:46:41.700 Chad, I don't know, bro. 01:46:41.700 --> 01:46:43.700 Belgium is doing what they can do. 01:46:43.700 --> 01:46:44.700 They're hanging on. 01:46:44.700 --> 01:46:46.700 So far, so good, I think you'd say. 01:46:46.700 --> 01:46:47.700 Quattrois. 01:46:47.700 --> 01:46:48.700 Quattrois. 01:46:48.700 --> 01:46:49.700 I don't quite know what's happening. 01:46:49.700 --> 01:46:50.700 Quattrois hurt. 01:46:50.700 --> 01:46:53.700 He's sat down on the turf. 01:46:53.700 --> 01:46:55.700 This is a big concern. 01:46:55.700 --> 01:46:57.700 He crammed? 01:46:57.700 --> 01:46:59.700 For Belgium. 01:46:59.700 --> 01:47:02.740 It might be around the kick. 01:47:02.740 --> 01:47:04.420 As soon as London's in Manchester United 01:47:04.420 --> 01:47:06.700 would be the replacement, if you can't carry on. 01:47:06.700 --> 01:47:09.140 Bro's Belgium. 01:47:09.140 --> 01:47:10.780 Belgium look he needs Courtois. 01:47:21.780 --> 01:47:25.980 So tight for the match break at this point. 01:47:25.980 --> 01:47:29.140 And the players can rehydrate. 01:47:29.140 --> 01:47:31.420 Every basketball player is left-footed. 01:47:31.420 --> 01:47:34.060 Exactly correct yet again. 01:47:34.060 --> 01:47:38.620 Because 95% of people that play football are right-footed. 01:47:38.620 --> 01:47:41.740 So defenders are used to defending people 01:47:41.740 --> 01:47:43.340 who like to take it to the right. 01:47:43.340 --> 01:47:46.060 So when somebody takes it to their left, it throws them off. 01:47:46.060 --> 01:47:47.660 Same thing, a basketball, bro. 01:47:48.700 --> 01:47:49.540 There he is. 01:47:50.820 --> 01:47:52.540 Left-footed is OP in football. 01:47:52.540 --> 01:47:53.380 We're all spread. 01:47:53.380 --> 01:47:54.220 We've got to work it out. 01:47:54.220 --> 01:47:56.820 We're into the final quarter of a match. 01:47:56.820 --> 01:47:58.820 Now it's one more here in Los Angeles. 01:48:03.820 --> 01:48:06.820 Your teeth are more yellow than a minion, brother. 01:48:06.820 --> 01:48:08.820 Let me see this. Let me see if this guy's capping. 01:48:11.820 --> 01:48:14.820 Okay, they're actually not yellow. It's just the lighting. Keep the seagulls look. 01:48:19.820 --> 01:48:21.820 It's just lighting, bro. See? 01:48:26.820 --> 01:48:32.760 okay maybe they are yellow but no I pressed them this morning okay I'm gonna 01:48:32.760 --> 01:48:37.500 get teeth-winding strips yeah be kids three on three winner go home and this 01:48:37.500 --> 01:48:42.820 local crew they've never gotten home not since 1996 yeah anyone anytime they 01:48:42.820 --> 01:48:49.260 guess who showed up three legends peak of their powers everyone thinks this has 01:48:49.260 --> 01:48:50.260 That's gotta be it. 01:48:52.260 --> 01:48:53.260 Put the foot down, guys. 01:48:53.260 --> 01:48:54.260 Other plans. 01:48:54.260 --> 01:48:55.260 Two rolls. 01:48:55.260 --> 01:48:56.260 Just like that. 01:48:56.260 --> 01:48:59.260 And then the kid gives it down, and it is all over. 01:48:59.260 --> 01:49:01.260 This isn't down, gonna speak for a week. 01:49:01.260 --> 01:49:02.260 That's cold. 01:49:06.260 --> 01:49:08.260 What would you like the power to do? 01:49:10.260 --> 01:49:11.260 Ask him. 01:49:12.260 --> 01:49:13.260 Like you always have. 01:49:13.260 --> 01:49:14.260 Like you always have. 01:49:16.260 --> 01:49:18.260 Even when others counted you out. 01:49:19.260 --> 01:49:21.260 Ask it. 01:49:21.260 --> 01:49:23.260 Keep asking. 01:49:23.260 --> 01:49:27.260 And inspire the next generation to ask it too. 01:49:27.260 --> 01:49:31.260 Bank of America champions everyone who dares to ask, 01:49:31.260 --> 01:49:35.260 what would you like the power to do? 01:49:35.260 --> 01:49:39.260 It really is a magnificent setting for this World Cup quarter-final. 01:49:39.260 --> 01:49:43.260 It's a good game as well, one all between Spain and Belgium. 01:49:43.260 --> 01:49:47.260 And the good news is the Tivo course wire is on its way back out there, 01:49:47.260 --> 01:49:49.460 Sometimes it's nothing too severe. 01:49:49.460 --> 01:49:51.260 One thing that is in Belgium's favor 01:49:53.740 --> 01:49:55.420 is that they're the team that's found a way 01:49:55.420 --> 01:49:57.420 to break down this offensive. 01:49:58.420 --> 01:50:00.340 It takes De Bruyne's brilliance, doesn't it? 01:50:00.340 --> 01:50:03.180 To kind of unlock it, but he's still out there. 01:50:03.180 --> 01:50:04.820 He doesn't do it with as much energy as he did 01:50:04.820 --> 01:50:06.380 at Manchester City for all those years. 01:50:06.380 --> 01:50:09.220 When you could make a case he was a top five player 01:50:09.220 --> 01:50:11.860 in the world at that time, Kevin De Bruyne. 01:50:11.860 --> 01:50:13.500 But he's just got that wonderful ability 01:50:13.500 --> 01:50:16.660 to see the pass, make the pass, whether it's one touch, 01:50:16.660 --> 01:50:19.140 Whatever side it is, and he's such a fantastic player. 01:50:19.140 --> 01:50:20.260 No, he's got a touch of class. 01:50:20.260 --> 01:50:22.260 CCC is getting quicker than everybody else. 01:50:22.260 --> 01:50:25.420 They've got a little bit older, obviously, with Lukaku and Vitzel coming on. 01:50:25.420 --> 01:50:27.780 And Kevin De Bruyne is at number 10. 01:50:27.780 --> 01:50:31.100 Got a bit of youth on the outside in Dortmund, de Ketzalara. 01:50:31.100 --> 01:50:34.340 I like to blend. 01:50:34.340 --> 01:50:36.540 Look, it goes towards Lukaku. 01:50:36.540 --> 01:50:38.580 Fixes header on, Poro gets over there, 01:50:38.580 --> 01:50:42.780 it's up to Dortmund, just laying the limit, conceiving the free kick. 01:50:42.780 --> 01:50:45.900 I think now you'll see them go up to, you can't go a little bit more direct. 01:50:47.580 --> 01:50:49.580 It's a good reference point I think for Belgium. 01:50:55.780 --> 01:50:59.220 I also think as well, this stage of the World Cup in heat like this, 01:50:59.860 --> 01:51:02.900 it's who handles the last 15 minutes the better. 01:51:03.020 --> 01:51:06.620 Who's going to be impactful off the bench because you've got to make changes if you're a manager? 01:51:12.780 --> 01:51:24.180 I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, do teeth winding strips actually work, yes or no? 01:51:24.180 --> 01:51:25.420 Or is it fake? 01:51:25.420 --> 01:51:26.420 Kind of. 01:51:26.420 --> 01:51:27.980 Some do, some don't. 01:51:27.980 --> 01:51:30.900 So you're saying? 01:51:30.900 --> 01:51:47.900 Kind of. Some do, some don't. So you're saying some teeth whitening strips work and some don't. 01:51:47.900 --> 01:51:56.700 Alright. So there's a chance that you just get scammed? Can I have that when you're done 01:51:56.700 --> 01:52:04.660 using it. You want my teeth whitening strip after I've used it. Ma's report that guy 01:52:04.660 --> 01:52:06.780 said at FBI. Wait, Cortwois crying. 01:52:06.780 --> 01:52:10.940 It's an emotional T-Bow, Cortwois. But didn't he said allow him to do well when he got into 01:52:10.940 --> 01:52:15.340 that Manchester United team last season? He's been a revelation in Baltimore, Manchester 01:52:15.340 --> 01:52:16.860 United. It's very calm. 01:52:16.860 --> 01:52:24.660 Yeah, I mean, if anybody after Onana is going to do well, bro. Onana might go down as the 01:52:24.660 --> 01:52:30.780 the worst keeper in modern history bro. Chad, who would you rather have in met? Oh, Nanna 01:52:30.780 --> 01:52:32.280 or XQC bro? 01:52:32.280 --> 01:52:41.040 I'm hanging there. Gortree, ahead of De Bruyne. He's a capable replacement of Nammans, yeah. 01:52:41.040 --> 01:52:44.200 I'm taking XQC man, in a fucking heartbeat. 01:52:44.200 --> 01:52:51.200 The court plays it forward, and now it's the court with time to come across. 01:52:59.200 --> 01:53:03.200 The play to Kattelara really wide on the right now, he's through the centre where he scored the goal. 01:53:04.200 --> 01:53:08.200 I just wondered if they might take a bit of a gamble and try and get him closer to Lukaku and give them... 01:53:09.200 --> 01:53:10.200 RUMBINOOT IN THE GAMBLE! 01:53:10.200 --> 01:53:11.200 Stop it! 01:53:13.200 --> 01:53:15.200 Bro, imagine Belgium's scores right now? 01:53:38.200 --> 01:53:39.200 Bro, time is ticking bro. 01:53:39.200 --> 01:53:56.920 bro oh shit let me let me let me do the week got locked up right there you want 01:53:56.920 --> 01:54:00.560 these top players the best players you try to minimize risk that means you put 01:54:00.560 --> 01:54:07.040 on the weaker foot. It's the same for everybody. He must be dressed for a 0-4 try. 01:54:09.840 --> 01:54:13.920 In such a galvanized group. Do you use yellowing strips every morning? 01:54:15.120 --> 01:54:21.680 Okay, first off, why would there be teeth yellowing strips, bro? Why? Dude, why would there be teeth 01:54:21.680 --> 01:54:26.880 yellowing strips? They're going a little bit too direct, those are my thinking to Lukaku. 01:54:26.880 --> 01:54:32.160 Oh, no, it's back. What the fuck is that supposed to mean? 01:54:36.160 --> 01:54:38.320 Oh my oh my 01:54:42.240 --> 01:54:45.440 Grace famous had so many chances, but they just can't finish 01:54:46.560 --> 01:54:48.560 They can't finish 01:54:48.560 --> 01:54:50.560 Coming off the line on the left hand side 01:54:54.400 --> 01:54:56.960 For they've had so many chance, but they just can't finish 01:55:04.880 --> 01:55:09.840 Do you brush your teeth with the face again, no, that's why 01:55:13.600 --> 01:55:15.600 Oh 01:55:15.800 --> 01:55:17.800 Let me 01:55:18.560 --> 01:55:23.060 the way by Nicholas Rascant, and his pal, Cubarsi. 01:55:23.060 --> 01:55:28.160 Bro, Spain has a lot of chances, but they just can't complete them right now. 01:55:28.160 --> 01:55:30.400 Belgium might bring this to extra time. 01:55:30.400 --> 01:55:32.960 Tyrone Torres, Mercedes got time to come across. 01:55:32.960 --> 01:55:36.960 He's the one that's way, he's found his feet. 01:55:36.960 --> 01:55:39.360 Chad, this might go to extra time, bro. 01:55:39.360 --> 01:55:40.560 He's composed from Pecala. 01:55:40.560 --> 01:55:43.560 They lift the floor of Mike Estanio up towards the car key. 01:55:43.560 --> 01:55:46.160 The port just allows the board to find him. 01:55:46.160 --> 01:55:48.660 Fatty, there's someone larking at you on TikTok. 01:55:48.660 --> 01:55:50.360 I've seen, I'll react to that today. 01:56:01.220 --> 01:56:04.240 This is a promising chance, promising chance. 01:56:04.240 --> 01:56:05.080 Lameen? 01:56:07.540 --> 01:56:08.940 This is a promising chance. 01:56:16.160 --> 01:56:29.160 Jinxie, I like your GSLs. 01:56:29.160 --> 01:56:36.160 Ma'am, support that gas in the FBI. 01:56:36.160 --> 01:56:39.160 Ma'am, support that gas in the FBI. 01:56:39.160 --> 01:56:50.160 Do you use lip fillers? What the fuck do you say? 01:56:50.160 --> 01:57:00.160 If you win the Pro-Am, I'll get transition surgery at Jynxing. 01:57:00.160 --> 01:57:08.080 Yo, uh, Bud, you realize, like, my team is probably the favorites to win the Pro-Am, right? 01:57:08.080 --> 01:57:09.080 Listen up to me, bro. 01:57:09.080 --> 01:57:10.080 What's your name? 01:57:10.080 --> 01:57:12.440 Lacey is a Faddy's 67. 01:57:12.440 --> 01:57:13.440 Listen up, bro. 01:57:13.440 --> 01:57:16.440 My team is probably the favorites to win the Pro-Am. 01:57:16.440 --> 01:57:18.440 I'm gonna win the Pro-Am! 01:57:18.440 --> 01:57:20.440 Let me know in the ball. 01:57:20.440 --> 01:57:26.680 It's back here now to Poro. Poro throws in the cross-Diculus, Rascan defends it well. 01:57:26.680 --> 01:57:30.160 The organization in the back from Belgium has been exemplary, really good. 01:57:30.160 --> 01:57:32.160 Flash dead. 01:57:32.160 --> 01:57:37.360 He's got no chance there, Pedro. He should stay away from that. 01:57:37.360 --> 01:57:40.360 Pollo can't carry your fat ass. 01:57:40.360 --> 01:57:45.860 It's probably him's water duo. 01:57:45.860 --> 01:57:53.620 I think the only real issues that cause is when poor makes a bit of an overlap and helps out the FBI is busy with 01:57:53.620 --> 01:57:55.620 Argentina. 01:57:55.620 --> 01:57:57.620 Alright. 01:57:57.620 --> 01:58:01.620 That can be very proud of him, Belgium, the one that played for the injuries and 01:58:05.220 --> 01:58:11.380 It might also make one or two supporters of the USA feel a bit better about the previous round as well because I mean they were 01:58:11.380 --> 01:58:20.400 when is the strip stream you want me to do a stream where I strip what is the end 01:58:20.400 --> 01:58:26.180 going of the stream bro I'm naked and I get banned what's the point that's that 01:58:26.180 --> 01:58:30.380 content like it I'm just gonna get banned 01:59:00.380 --> 01:59:06.640 bus park. Hold the bus park. Now that looks like five at the back. I just can't prove it. 01:59:06.640 --> 01:59:13.640 Now that looks like five at the back. Chatting my crazy? That looks like five at the back. 01:59:13.640 --> 01:59:15.640 Sane's timed it perfectly. 01:59:15.640 --> 01:59:17.640 Well done. I used to do that. 01:59:17.640 --> 01:59:19.640 Just put a toe in. 01:59:19.640 --> 01:59:21.640 Just surprised him. 01:59:21.640 --> 01:59:23.640 Just surprised him. 01:59:23.640 --> 01:59:25.640 That was really good Sane's. 01:59:25.640 --> 01:59:27.640 He's done actually really well in the last 10 or 15 minutes. 01:59:31.640 --> 01:59:33.640 Here's Oboe. 01:59:33.640 --> 01:59:35.640 So much creativity on the pitch 01:59:35.640 --> 01:59:37.640 in the moment for Spain. 01:59:37.640 --> 01:59:39.640 He has a ball. 01:59:39.640 --> 01:59:41.640 Here it goes to Ferran Torres. 01:59:41.640 --> 01:59:45.600 Dude, they just can't score. 01:59:45.600 --> 01:59:49.600 Belgium's defense is locked! 01:59:49.600 --> 01:59:53.600 Reese with the five gift data is ducks. 01:59:53.600 --> 01:59:58.600 He's holding up a reset of Cat. 01:59:58.600 --> 02:00:00.600 Wait, Nico Williams. 02:00:00.600 --> 02:00:05.600 Cat, Nico Williams is coming in. 02:00:05.600 --> 02:00:10.600 Reese taking the bad gift. 02:00:10.600 --> 02:00:19.600 Niko Williams is coming here. God just be making people. What the hell does that mean? 02:00:19.600 --> 02:00:28.600 Gucci, what the hell does that even mean? Love the streams loud, St. St. Thank you, bro. 02:00:28.600 --> 02:00:34.600 Thank you, man. Bro, I'm just gonna say this, bro. The last two days I've seen a lot of positivity. 02:00:34.600 --> 02:00:41.600 they thank you guys. Precinct chat. 80th minute chat. Who knows? This is a close game. 02:00:41.600 --> 02:01:06.600 They've got some fresh legs on the ball. 02:01:06.600 --> 02:01:28.600 What is she doing? 02:01:28.600 --> 02:01:30.600 Singer, what? 02:01:38.360 --> 02:01:40.360 Nirvana? 02:01:44.080 --> 02:01:46.080 Guys, all I'm gonna say is 02:01:47.080 --> 02:01:54.400 This feels like a penalty shootout. So I'm gonna say Belgium's defense is locked! 02:01:54.400 --> 02:01:56.400 I think you'd have to track it. 02:01:56.400 --> 02:01:57.400 No, De Bruyne! 02:01:57.400 --> 02:01:59.400 Oh, no, he's gonna get it, get it, get it, get it. 02:01:59.400 --> 02:02:01.400 This is his last game of the World Cup. 02:02:01.400 --> 02:02:03.400 You wonder whether he might say, you know, after this, 02:02:03.400 --> 02:02:05.400 that's it for me, it's an international footballer. 02:02:05.400 --> 02:02:07.400 Touch of class told from Daniel Maltz. 02:02:07.400 --> 02:02:10.400 35, just checking on him and seeing if he's okay. 02:02:10.400 --> 02:02:11.400 Yeah. 02:02:15.400 --> 02:02:17.400 James thinking with the prime stuff. 02:02:17.400 --> 02:02:18.400 Cup infinity thinking the prime. 02:02:18.400 --> 02:02:20.400 Chad, where's the next World Cup at? 02:02:20.400 --> 02:02:22.400 Where's the next World Cup? 02:02:22.400 --> 02:02:26.440 It just showed miles Garrett on the screen and the rounds you've just traded for from Cleveland 02:02:27.720 --> 02:02:29.720 Where's the next one come at y'all? 02:02:32.840 --> 02:02:37.800 Spain, Portugal and Morocco. Wait, why that's cinema? 02:02:39.840 --> 02:02:42.080 Spain, Portugal and Morocco, that's cinema. 02:02:42.080 --> 02:02:49.080 entry in sight of Williams, Vicksal was there for Belgium, Williams, Laundry, Laundry in 02:02:49.080 --> 02:03:08.080 the wing again. So they have the moon locked up bro, Laundry is locked. He's asking for 02:03:08.080 --> 02:03:13.080 He's asking for a yellow chat, do you hear that? 02:03:13.080 --> 02:03:15.080 Nice to see you tomorrow, nice to make a run in behind. 02:03:15.080 --> 02:03:18.080 He wants everything to feed, which is understandable. 02:03:18.080 --> 02:03:21.080 Sometimes just make that run in behind. 02:03:24.080 --> 02:03:27.080 Petra is past deep, teams are walking on a Williams. 02:03:27.080 --> 02:03:31.080 Bro, Belgium's defense is just locking it down. 02:03:31.080 --> 02:03:34.080 This game's going to go to Pan's, bro, get ass. 02:03:34.080 --> 02:03:35.080 Shut up! 02:03:36.820 --> 02:03:40.320 Belgium's defense is locking this shit down, boy! 02:03:53.680 --> 02:03:55.680 You look like an uncliped toenail! 02:03:58.080 --> 02:03:59.080 Okay, Maz... 02:03:59.880 --> 02:04:01.580 Maz, I need your locked interest! 02:04:02.180 --> 02:04:03.880 Maz, I need your locked interest! 02:04:04.080 --> 02:04:07.080 Really good play. Bit more experience a bit older. 02:04:07.080 --> 02:04:09.080 The mean of the win again. 02:04:09.080 --> 02:04:12.080 With his age and his profile. 02:04:12.080 --> 02:04:15.080 Come on Laby, come on Laby. 02:04:15.080 --> 02:04:17.080 So Salamak is ready. 02:04:17.080 --> 02:04:19.080 And they see the Lamy player. 02:04:19.080 --> 02:04:21.080 Oh, oh, Lamy! 02:04:21.080 --> 02:04:22.080 Lamy! 02:04:22.080 --> 02:04:25.080 The first touch was nice, the second one not so special. 02:04:25.080 --> 02:04:27.080 I'd say he's guessing back to Lamy's. 02:04:27.080 --> 02:04:29.080 And only because say he's holding. 02:04:29.080 --> 02:04:32.080 And he just times it really well. 02:04:32.080 --> 02:04:34.400 That's the run I meant, running behind. 02:04:34.400 --> 02:04:36.960 Play RP, I wanna goon. 02:04:39.040 --> 02:04:40.960 You're telling me to my face, 02:04:40.960 --> 02:04:43.200 you've jerked off to GTA RP before? 02:04:44.600 --> 02:04:47.760 You've jerked off to my GTA RP streams. 02:04:47.760 --> 02:04:50.520 All right, you need help, bro. 02:04:50.520 --> 02:04:51.840 Bro, how about this, bro? 02:04:51.840 --> 02:04:53.880 Find the Lord. 02:04:53.880 --> 02:04:56.160 You jerked off to a GTA RP stream? 02:04:56.160 --> 02:04:58.160 You need help, dude. 02:04:58.160 --> 02:05:00.120 Buddy, you need help. 02:05:00.120 --> 02:05:16.560 Seymour was off his line 6 minutes left for stoppage time 02:05:16.560 --> 02:05:21.560 Smashin' that, take it with the time, baby. Cheek, clapper, take it with the time. 02:05:26.560 --> 02:05:28.560 That's what it's like to keep a good corner. 02:05:29.560 --> 02:05:31.560 No one's plays it out to a point. 02:05:31.560 --> 02:05:33.560 I 02:05:47.960 --> 02:05:49.960 That's a blatant foul 02:05:55.640 --> 02:05:57.640 The brother is slam that guy 02:05:58.360 --> 02:06:00.360 What the fuck was that? 02:06:00.360 --> 02:06:03.360 Jack, is De Bruyne have anger issues? 02:06:03.360 --> 02:06:05.360 Holy shit! 02:06:05.360 --> 02:06:10.360 Kevin De Bruyne looks like a pro wrestler. What the fuck? 02:06:11.360 --> 02:06:14.360 Is he have fucking anger issues? Oh my god! 02:06:22.360 --> 02:06:25.360 Jack, he just bodies slam that guy. Jesus! 02:06:30.360 --> 02:06:31.480 Hasn't you graced it? 02:06:31.480 --> 02:06:34.520 One of my favorite players of the last decade, honestly, 02:06:34.520 --> 02:06:37.520 watching you play football was a thing of beauty. 02:06:37.520 --> 02:06:39.200 Even you played two first-time passes that 02:06:39.200 --> 02:06:40.280 affected the game today. 02:06:43.240 --> 02:06:45.800 And I mentioned Nick Calmarino about five minutes ago, 02:06:45.800 --> 02:06:47.840 and he's now also replaced Danny Olmosa. 02:06:47.840 --> 02:06:48.400 Don't sleep on it. 02:06:48.400 --> 02:06:51.880 You are built like a thumb. 02:06:51.880 --> 02:06:53.440 Have you seen your haircut? 02:06:53.440 --> 02:06:54.920 It's such a mystery, but he pops up 02:06:54.920 --> 02:06:56.280 for some of the biggest goals. 02:06:56.280 --> 02:06:57.840 But it's not a haircut. 02:06:57.840 --> 02:07:02.000 It's just growing in and it's in the awkward stage right now. 02:07:02.000 --> 02:07:04.320 But it's in the awkward stage. 02:07:04.320 --> 02:07:05.440 Six minutes. 02:07:05.440 --> 02:07:09.720 I'm going to go to the barber shop tomorrow. 02:07:15.720 --> 02:07:17.220 Oh! 02:07:17.220 --> 02:07:18.480 Girls they just can't score. 02:07:18.480 --> 02:07:21.120 I don't know how to explain it. 02:07:21.120 --> 02:07:23.720 They keep on setting up these great opportunities, 02:07:23.720 --> 02:07:24.800 but they just cannot score. 02:07:24.800 --> 02:07:26.800 Petrie. 02:07:26.800 --> 02:07:27.800 Petrie. 02:07:27.800 --> 02:07:29.800 Roger it. 02:07:29.800 --> 02:07:30.800 Yama. 02:07:30.800 --> 02:07:32.800 You're going to touch inside. 02:07:32.800 --> 02:07:33.800 Yama. 02:07:33.800 --> 02:07:37.800 Yama chops back inside and runs straight into Slade's. 02:07:37.800 --> 02:07:39.800 Who's growing with every minute. 02:07:39.800 --> 02:07:41.800 He's been out there to left back for Belgium. 02:07:41.800 --> 02:07:44.800 He's been great for when Yama plays that first time pass. 02:07:44.800 --> 02:07:46.800 It creates space for other people. 02:07:50.800 --> 02:07:52.800 Nico Williams. 02:07:54.800 --> 02:07:55.640 to be better than that. 02:07:55.640 --> 02:07:57.320 Nicholas Raskam was in the way. 02:07:58.960 --> 02:08:01.440 And the Kharkun hasn't really been able to get in 02:08:01.440 --> 02:08:02.880 for too much since coming over. 02:08:02.880 --> 02:08:04.720 And it's chasing down to Barcy here. 02:08:10.720 --> 02:08:12.480 And then at the port. 02:08:12.480 --> 02:08:15.760 Bro, this feels like a penalty shootout, bro. 02:08:15.760 --> 02:08:16.600 Dead ass. 02:08:18.320 --> 02:08:20.160 This feels like a penalty shootout. 02:08:21.920 --> 02:08:22.960 God, it's close. 02:08:22.960 --> 02:08:29.960 Spain has way more possession, way more chances, but, like, Belgium's defense is just locked. 02:08:49.960 --> 02:08:50.960 That's it. 02:08:50.960 --> 02:08:57.120 Dude, it's Couscourt Chua came off. 02:08:57.120 --> 02:09:01.160 It's literally just right when he came off. 02:09:01.160 --> 02:09:12.400 Sha, it's just Couscourt Chua came off. 02:09:12.400 --> 02:09:15.400 That kid was hitting an E-mode. 02:09:15.400 --> 02:09:17.400 I 02:09:20.040 --> 02:09:24.240 Chases cuz books walk him off that was a textbook saying 02:09:30.840 --> 02:09:32.840 Wow 02:09:33.320 --> 02:09:35.320 It's Belgian tears 02:09:36.260 --> 02:09:42.320 Celebrations of Nick Calderino is the super sub again. How many always seems to do it for club and country 02:09:42.320 --> 02:09:44.440 It's just cuz portua came off 02:09:53.320 --> 02:09:56.340 Guys it's just cuz portua came off 02:10:01.360 --> 02:10:06.580 GG Spain wins for big gold GG man 02:10:08.840 --> 02:10:10.840 Literally right after portua came off 02:10:12.320 --> 02:10:31.800 I feel bad for the keeper now he's gonna get a bunch of hate. 02:10:31.800 --> 02:10:38.800 Now the keeper is going to get a bunch of hits. 02:10:38.800 --> 02:10:52.800 Hey Nick, open your asshole. 02:10:52.800 --> 02:10:58.520 When the big moments come and that's something I don't think you can teach in any sport 02:10:58.520 --> 02:11:01.720 He just he just that's a few for where to go where to be 02:11:05.320 --> 02:11:07.320 Belgium has to get aggressive now 02:11:11.200 --> 02:11:13.760 Otherwise, he's gonna be spain against France 02:11:14.560 --> 02:11:17.480 in Arlington in the semi-final 02:11:17.480 --> 02:11:21.480 Guys, no way! 02:11:28.480 --> 02:11:30.480 Exclamation mark pube camera? 02:11:35.480 --> 02:11:38.480 Look dude, Belgium had a crazy comeback against Senegal, right? 02:11:38.480 --> 02:11:41.480 So you never know man, you never know, maybe they could score in 7 minutes. 02:11:47.480 --> 02:11:54.920 there with the Calcutt. Maybe they could chat maybe they could sport you really 02:11:54.920 --> 02:11:57.560 never know bro. 02:12:00.600 --> 02:12:05.880 Jingxi you sold this why are you bad luck to Belgium how the fuck are you 02:12:05.880 --> 02:12:10.760 gonna blame me I have no control over this bro don't you dare pin that shit 02:12:10.760 --> 02:12:16.080 on me bro. Don't you dare I have no control over 02:12:16.080 --> 02:12:28.080 that. Bro, what fucked it up? Was Quarchwaal getting hurt, bro? That's what fucked it up. 02:12:28.080 --> 02:12:41.080 Damn, bro, look at Quarchwaal. Quarchwaal looks depressed, bro. Yeah, Quarchwaal looks so 02:12:41.080 --> 02:12:43.080 They're gonna drop to best 02:12:43.080 --> 02:12:45.080 They've done enough 02:12:45.080 --> 02:12:47.080 So far, it's a Belgian team 02:12:47.080 --> 02:12:49.080 Minus 02:12:49.080 --> 02:12:51.080 Alnana, Salomon's 02:12:51.080 --> 02:12:53.080 Courtois 02:12:53.080 --> 02:12:55.080 And the pro-less rice was not as well 02:12:55.080 --> 02:12:57.080 Great ball, oh my god 02:12:57.080 --> 02:12:59.080 Wait! 02:12:59.080 --> 02:13:03.080 The goal is actually way better than the ball, and Sanam Seymour catches it. 02:13:10.080 --> 02:13:12.080 No, that was a miss a goalie. 02:13:25.080 --> 02:13:27.080 Dude, USA vs Spain would have been Sanamah. 02:13:29.080 --> 02:13:32.080 Wait, they have a chance. 02:13:32.080 --> 02:13:35.080 That's a fucking freakish, oh my god. 02:13:45.080 --> 02:13:47.080 Yeah, I think he meant to close line him. 02:13:47.080 --> 02:13:48.080 Ooh, shit. 02:13:48.080 --> 02:13:50.080 He just fucking closed lined him. 02:13:59.080 --> 02:14:06.080 Span would have beat you guys seven to one. 02:14:06.080 --> 02:14:09.080 All right. 02:14:09.080 --> 02:14:12.080 Oh my God. 02:14:12.080 --> 02:14:14.080 Rascal looking to try and get there. 02:14:14.080 --> 02:14:17.080 But Torres was too strong and now the Spanish break is on. 02:14:17.080 --> 02:14:19.080 Traves gets across. 02:14:19.080 --> 02:14:22.080 Belgium has four minutes to shock the world. 02:14:22.080 --> 02:14:27.080 Can Belgium shock the world in four minutes? 02:14:27.080 --> 02:14:32.480 still to play. Lots of culture, mum. You know, they're trying to have a go in the future. 02:14:32.480 --> 02:14:33.280 Ladies, boys up. 02:14:44.640 --> 02:14:48.920 Michael Oliver gives the free kick for the final on the Spanish hero, 02:14:49.640 --> 02:14:53.760 Mikael Marina. Kevin De Bruyne is fucking marking. 02:14:53.760 --> 02:15:04.760 It looks like Spain is going to play France. 02:15:04.760 --> 02:15:09.760 Holy cinema. 02:15:23.760 --> 02:15:24.760 Here's Williams. 02:15:30.760 --> 02:15:31.760 That's a great place on Vitzel. 02:15:31.760 --> 02:15:33.760 That's a great point, Roger. 02:15:33.760 --> 02:15:34.760 He's going to have to give the foul for that. 02:15:34.760 --> 02:15:36.760 And a card as well. 02:15:36.760 --> 02:15:38.760 Vitzel, Vitzel, Vitzel for the ball. 02:15:39.760 --> 02:15:42.760 Chadder's reference, so now the Jalan call. 02:15:42.760 --> 02:15:44.760 Guys, it's... 02:15:46.760 --> 02:15:48.760 France main, bro. Simple. 02:15:48.760 --> 02:15:51.760 France main in the 70s. 02:15:53.760 --> 02:16:04.000 What inspired you to tell me that, man? 02:16:04.000 --> 02:16:05.480 Legitimately. 02:16:05.480 --> 02:16:09.800 What inspired your brain to tell me that, bro? 02:16:39.800 --> 02:16:58.820 was coming 90 seconds to go guys I think it's over that was the last legitimate 02:16:58.820 --> 02:17:03.620 chance. What a delivery. Guys, that was the last legitimate chance, dude. 02:17:12.140 --> 02:17:13.100 Definitely a foul. 02:17:13.100 --> 02:17:15.980 It's the Greenbite practice course of actuality, not just concerned on the screen. 02:17:15.980 --> 02:17:17.100 There's no not sure there. 02:17:17.620 --> 02:17:18.140 Look out. 02:17:19.820 --> 02:17:22.820 Get every right to go for it as well. Yeah, it's not way Seema's gonna be able to 02:17:22.820 --> 02:17:23.780 come down one up with that. 02:17:23.780 --> 02:17:29.780 It's the final minute. It's now or never for Belgium. 02:17:29.780 --> 02:17:32.780 It's Spain's victory. 02:17:32.780 --> 02:17:39.780 They've done it. They've gone and bloodied on it. 02:17:39.780 --> 02:17:45.780 Cucarrea hits the shot. 02:17:45.780 --> 02:17:48.780 London's all tied to this one. 02:17:48.780 --> 02:17:52.780 Now the keeper wants to hold on to it. 02:17:52.780 --> 02:17:59.780 It's over chat. It's over. 02:17:59.780 --> 02:18:12.780 Spain is going to semi-finals. 02:18:12.780 --> 02:18:14.780 Petro Poro on the run. 02:18:14.780 --> 02:18:16.780 In behind Sane, he's down that side. 02:18:16.780 --> 02:18:18.780 Pulls it back, there's the coin. 02:18:18.780 --> 02:18:20.780 And that is it! 02:18:20.780 --> 02:18:22.780 And Spain, a chance to the 70s. 02:18:22.780 --> 02:18:24.780 They're going to take the lead. 02:18:24.780 --> 02:18:27.780 Spain vs. France is going to be cinema. 02:18:27.780 --> 02:18:29.780 In the last four. 02:18:29.780 --> 02:18:32.780 Spain vs. France is going to be cinema, bro. 02:18:35.780 --> 02:18:36.780 GG. 02:18:36.780 --> 02:18:38.780 Great game. 02:18:38.780 --> 02:18:45.740 dude once quarchwa came off bro that fucked them that fucked them that keeper had a panic attack 02:18:45.740 --> 02:18:50.660 you can't really blame him bro bro probably wasn't even prepared to come in and then quarchwa just 02:18:50.660 --> 02:18:55.140 gets injured and you get sucked into a world cup quarterfinals like you're obviously gonna be 02:18:55.140 --> 02:18:58.380 shitting bricks you know what I mean you're obviously gonna be shitting fucking bricks bro 02:18:58.380 --> 02:19:14.660 GG's man. GG's man. Chat? Is it time for GTA RP Day 3? Is it fucking time, boys? Like 02:19:14.660 --> 02:19:28.540 the spider man is it time for GTA RP day 3 baby let's roll it up let's roll it up 02:19:31.220 --> 02:19:37.780 check out a good haircut dude dude I got to get a haircut dude 02:19:37.780 --> 02:19:46.260 I gotta go to the barber, bro. 02:19:46.260 --> 02:19:48.740 I gotta go to the barber and get a haircut. 02:19:48.740 --> 02:19:50.660 I feel like I'm gonna fart. 02:19:50.660 --> 02:19:54.660 Chat, permission to fart in your ear? 02:19:54.660 --> 02:19:58.860 Wait, this might be a shit, actually. 02:19:58.860 --> 02:20:03.820 I don't know if this is a fart or a shit, to be honest. 02:20:03.820 --> 02:20:10.820 Did you hear that? 02:20:10.820 --> 02:20:13.820 Did you hear that? 02:20:13.820 --> 02:20:18.820 Guys, I think that was a shit. 02:20:18.820 --> 02:20:21.820 I think that was a shit. 02:20:21.820 --> 02:20:27.820 Did you guys hear that? 02:20:27.820 --> 02:20:30.820 Oh my god. 02:20:30.820 --> 02:20:32.100 Guys, I think I just started. 02:20:32.100 --> 02:20:33.660 I'm not even, guys, I'm not even kidding. 02:20:33.660 --> 02:20:34.660 I think I just started. 02:20:40.160 --> 02:20:42.700 Oh my God, I think I just started. 02:20:42.700 --> 02:20:44.540 Okay, one second, one second. 02:23:00.820 --> 02:23:23.920 I'm a mother. 02:23:23.920 --> 02:23:26.120 I'm a mother. 02:23:26.120 --> 02:23:28.760 Is that a mutton? 02:23:28.760 --> 02:23:30.800 Chat, listen, bro. 02:23:30.800 --> 02:23:32.200 Wait, confirm you want to join the server. 02:23:32.200 --> 02:23:33.040 Yes, confirm. 02:23:34.240 --> 02:23:35.640 Chat. 02:23:35.640 --> 02:23:38.400 GTARP day three. 02:23:38.400 --> 02:23:40.400 Put your hand on your wiener 02:23:40.400 --> 02:23:43.400 and stroke from ball to tip at a medium pace. 02:23:44.480 --> 02:23:47.520 Stroke from ball to tip at a medium pace. 02:23:47.520 --> 02:23:49.960 Day three of GTARP. 02:23:49.960 --> 02:23:51.080 As y'all boys know, 02:23:51.080 --> 02:23:54.360 we're going to do a setup on Coach Dooley. 02:23:54.360 --> 02:23:57.920 We're going to do a little bit of a sting operation with the police officers on coach. 02:23:58.920 --> 02:23:59.440 Locking it. 02:24:02.720 --> 02:24:03.120 Super. 02:24:15.240 --> 02:24:15.960 L rat. 02:24:16.000 --> 02:24:16.360 What do you mean? 02:24:18.040 --> 02:24:20.040 Bro, this is part of life chat. 02:24:20.880 --> 02:24:21.200 We're trying. 02:24:21.200 --> 02:24:22.560 It's called survival, bro. 02:24:23.000 --> 02:24:24.320 Look at what 69 did. 02:24:24.360 --> 02:24:30.720 bro why would you snitch on coach buddy because I have no other friggin option 02:24:30.720 --> 02:24:35.320 what do you want me to do bro the cops are gonna throw my ass in the slammer if 02:24:35.320 --> 02:24:40.780 I don't I have no other option guys I did water hold up 02:25:10.780 --> 02:25:22.580 Did you ever make it back to Byron Bay the day he told me? 02:25:22.580 --> 02:25:26.380 Took weird drinking and thinking that I double crossed them? 02:25:26.380 --> 02:25:27.380 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 02:25:27.380 --> 02:25:29.380 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 02:25:29.380 --> 02:25:35.900 But chat, listen bro, it is time to set up Julie. 02:25:35.900 --> 02:25:36.900 Lock in. 02:25:36.900 --> 02:25:38.900 I 02:25:43.140 --> 02:25:45.140 Here's the bench I slept on last night 02:25:46.860 --> 02:25:52.720 All right chat first things first let me call the cop I need to call the cop first. Hey, what hey would 02:25:58.540 --> 02:26:02.340 Come on he would pick up he would pick up I got messages 02:26:06.900 --> 02:26:09.900 Oh Granny sent me a voice message. 02:26:10.900 --> 02:26:13.900 Ow! Ouch! 02:26:36.900 --> 02:26:43.900 Okay, we're gonna act like that didn't just happen. 02:26:43.900 --> 02:26:47.020 Bro, Haywood's not picking up. 02:26:47.020 --> 02:26:49.300 Where's the cop? 02:26:49.300 --> 02:26:51.740 We can't do the setup without the cop. 02:26:51.740 --> 02:26:54.740 Can't do it. 02:26:54.740 --> 02:27:01.740 Oh, Granny sent another message. 02:27:01.740 --> 02:27:03.740 Ow! 02:27:03.740 --> 02:27:05.740 Ouch! 02:27:05.740 --> 02:27:20.580 Okay, I don't know what type of freaky shit Granny's on. 02:27:20.580 --> 02:27:23.020 I don't know what to have a freaky shit granny's on, but... 02:27:26.340 --> 02:27:28.780 Bro, I suddenly get a car today, chat. I need to get a car. 02:27:29.280 --> 02:27:29.780 Bro! 02:27:30.040 --> 02:27:33.280 Chat, I wanna get a car in an apartment. We need that! 02:27:36.920 --> 02:27:39.660 Chat, what about if I just like, I don't know, want a lawsuit? 02:27:40.600 --> 02:27:41.420 AHHHHH! 02:27:41.420 --> 02:27:41.920 FAH! 02:27:42.320 --> 02:27:43.520 AHHHHHHHHH! 02:27:44.320 --> 02:27:45.720 Fuck, okay, that's not gonna work. 02:27:47.100 --> 02:27:48.000 Oh my god, I spilled water. 02:27:48.900 --> 02:27:49.560 Oh my god, it's... 02:27:50.580 --> 02:27:54.580 I still want it. Hold up. Hold it up. Hold it up. Hold it up. Hold it up. Hold it up. Hold it up. 02:27:54.580 --> 02:27:56.580 Where's the um... 02:27:57.580 --> 02:27:59.580 Dude, I wish there was like a... 02:28:00.580 --> 02:28:02.580 Chat, where do you go to buy an apartment? 02:28:03.580 --> 02:28:04.580 I have moneons. 02:28:05.580 --> 02:28:09.580 Bro, but I have to finesse Coach Duelty with the police. I have to finesse. 02:28:09.580 --> 02:28:10.580 Excuse me, excuse me! 02:28:11.580 --> 02:28:12.580 Alright. 02:28:12.580 --> 02:28:22.580 I just need to get out of here. 02:28:22.580 --> 02:28:23.580 What? 02:28:23.580 --> 02:28:35.580 Bro, I hate all the doors are locked. 02:28:35.580 --> 02:28:43.500 It's a puppy bro, it's a puppy 02:28:49.900 --> 02:28:54.300 Dude it's a puppy. Oh my god. Can I pet it? 02:28:54.300 --> 02:29:05.260 Is that a Porsche? 02:29:05.260 --> 02:29:08.380 Porsche GT3 RS, I got the mingari. 02:29:08.380 --> 02:29:12.180 Wait, there's definitely some roleplayers nearby. 02:29:12.180 --> 02:29:17.420 Bro, it's a Porsche with a Corvette? 02:29:17.420 --> 02:29:22.380 Wait, there's gotta be some roleplayers nearby. 02:29:22.380 --> 02:29:38.820 anybody in here bro there's got to be do 02:29:38.820 --> 02:29:45.820 go live go live bro there's gotta be a there's gotta be a fucking 02:29:45.820 --> 02:30:06.580 I hope he's doing good wherever he is, but they deaded us got Twitter on here. 02:30:06.580 --> 02:30:26.320 they actually got Twitter on here need car pull up on me twin yo guys we 02:30:26.320 --> 02:30:33.520 streaming oh wait let me spin this yo guys were live hope everybody doing good 02:30:33.520 --> 02:30:39.520 in here man doing a little bit of a live stream and we have zero viewers 02:30:55.520 --> 02:31:01.540 what the fuck oh my god we got seven viewers yo what's up stream yo to the 02:31:01.540 --> 02:31:07.780 seven viewers in here guys um I need a car can anybody help me out with a car 02:31:07.780 --> 02:31:14.300 I'm looking for a car you know what I'm saying oh we went right back down to one 02:31:14.300 --> 02:31:21.500 viewer oh yo sorry I'm talking now yo to the seven viewer okay well now there's 02:31:21.500 --> 02:31:27.980 one viewer guys if you're watching the stream I need a car okay put up on me I 02:31:27.980 --> 02:31:31.020 I need a car, I have a lot of business to do today man. 02:31:31.020 --> 02:31:31.860 All right? 02:31:34.220 --> 02:31:36.920 I am currently right here on the map, bro. 02:31:39.180 --> 02:31:41.660 Oh, I got two viewers, yo! 02:31:41.660 --> 02:31:44.020 Yo, yo, to the two viewers, what's up, y'all? 02:31:46.220 --> 02:31:47.660 Does anybody type on here? 02:31:52.580 --> 02:31:56.540 Whoa, four viewers, oh my God, yo guys! 02:31:56.540 --> 02:31:58.340 I need a car, somebody help me out. 02:32:01.660 --> 02:32:03.420 Guys, I need a car, somebody help. 02:32:08.780 --> 02:32:10.580 And I'm back down to two years. 02:32:10.580 --> 02:32:11.420 All right. 02:32:13.020 --> 02:32:13.860 Back to work. 02:32:26.540 --> 02:32:42.380 Post the tweet. 02:32:42.380 --> 02:32:48.180 Need a car. 02:32:48.180 --> 02:32:55.180 Help me LFA out. 02:33:04.180 --> 02:33:10.180 What the fuck? What the fuck did I do? 02:33:10.180 --> 02:33:13.180 Oh, I didn't drink. 02:33:13.180 --> 02:33:17.180 Boy, I gotta check my health more, man. 02:33:17.180 --> 02:33:19.760 Sir, help me. I'll bleed it out. Sir 02:33:28.860 --> 02:33:32.540 Bro, how do all of my GT RP stream start off with me calling EMS 02:33:33.380 --> 02:33:35.380 How do all my 02:33:35.420 --> 02:33:38.980 All of my GT RP stream start out with me calling EMS, bro 02:33:38.980 --> 02:33:47.980 I'm changing my YouTube channel. 02:33:47.980 --> 02:33:55.980 Sorry for this, I have no idea. 02:33:55.980 --> 02:33:59.980 Sir, I'm bleeding out on the floor, help! 02:33:59.980 --> 02:34:00.980 Sir! 02:34:00.980 --> 02:34:01.980 Goodbye sir. 02:34:01.980 --> 02:34:04.980 What the fuck? 02:34:04.980 --> 02:34:05.980 Sir! 02:34:05.980 --> 02:34:09.980 Guys, I'm bleeding! 02:34:09.980 --> 02:34:11.980 Guys! 02:34:11.980 --> 02:34:13.980 You're gonna walk over me? 02:34:21.980 --> 02:34:23.980 Hey guys, what does give up do? 02:34:23.980 --> 02:34:25.980 Guys, what does give up do? 02:34:27.980 --> 02:34:29.980 What does give up do? What does give up do? 02:34:35.980 --> 02:34:37.980 You die. 02:34:37.980 --> 02:34:39.980 Ha! 02:34:39.980 --> 02:34:41.980 Thank you, thank you! 02:34:45.980 --> 02:34:48.980 Is this, uh, Mr. T.B.? 02:34:50.980 --> 02:34:52.980 Hello, hello? Can you hear us? 02:34:52.980 --> 02:34:54.980 Yes, it's me again. How you guys doing? 02:34:54.980 --> 02:34:56.980 We're good, we're good. 02:34:56.980 --> 02:34:58.980 How are you doing today? 02:34:58.980 --> 02:35:00.980 Good, um... 02:35:00.980 --> 02:35:01.980 Ah! 02:35:01.980 --> 02:35:03.980 I'm not doing too well. 02:35:03.980 --> 02:35:10.980 Yeah, it looks like you, uh, you know, flat on your back out here in the middle or almost nowhere. 02:35:10.980 --> 02:35:11.980 Yep. Ugh. 02:35:11.980 --> 02:35:13.980 What happened? 02:35:13.980 --> 02:35:21.980 I did some, I did some Molly and Percocets, and now I'm dehydrated. 02:35:21.980 --> 02:35:23.980 Okay. 02:35:23.980 --> 02:35:26.980 Is that it? 02:35:26.980 --> 02:35:29.980 And I got hit by a car. 02:35:29.980 --> 02:35:34.980 I don't think I'm gonna drink in water in front of you. Look at that. 02:35:36.980 --> 02:35:42.980 Alright, I'm gonna put a little wet bandage on your forehead here. 02:35:44.980 --> 02:35:53.980 I'm gonna look over your rest of your body and I'm gonna see if I see any other injuries that I can see or not. 02:35:53.980 --> 02:35:56.980 Thank you, thank you. Yeah, I got hit by a car too. 02:35:56.980 --> 02:36:02.980 Well, are you able to wiggle your- Okay, we'll try this again in English. 02:36:02.980 --> 02:36:04.980 Are you able to wiggle your fingers and your toes? 02:36:04.980 --> 02:36:08.980 You don't feel anything crack or break while you can have to go ahead? 02:36:08.980 --> 02:36:11.980 No, I didn't hear- I didn't feel anything break or crack. 02:36:11.980 --> 02:36:14.980 Okay, go on skin. 02:36:17.980 --> 02:36:24.980 But, I did- I did shit myself. 02:36:24.980 --> 02:36:29.580 uh that you know what you're gonna just gonna have to go take care of that once 02:36:29.580 --> 02:36:37.100 you're uh you finish with this oh it's everywhere oh my god all right sir it's 02:36:37.100 --> 02:36:42.260 like what he it's like what he's gonna take explains this I'm gonna take your 02:36:42.260 --> 02:36:46.740 hand I'm gonna lift you up right all right are you like on a pure meat diet 02:36:46.740 --> 02:37:02.780 like yeah yeah sorry about that one two three thank you thank you oh thank you 02:37:02.780 --> 02:37:09.900 all right thank you thank you sir thank you 02:37:09.900 --> 02:37:14.900 Can you give me like some wipes or something? 02:37:14.900 --> 02:37:17.900 No, we don't have that. 02:37:17.900 --> 02:37:19.900 Okay, I'll just go wipe myself. 02:37:19.900 --> 02:37:22.900 Yeah, use some grass. 02:37:22.900 --> 02:37:24.900 Thank you. 02:37:24.900 --> 02:37:26.900 Oh my gosh, leaves maybe. 02:37:26.900 --> 02:37:30.900 But you know, I'd probably ditch those clothes and go to the clothing store. 02:37:30.900 --> 02:37:32.900 Chad, could I steal the ambulance? 02:37:32.900 --> 02:37:34.900 Could I steal it? 02:37:34.900 --> 02:37:37.900 Okay, thank you guys. I appreciate you so much. 02:37:37.900 --> 02:37:38.900 No problem. 02:37:43.900 --> 02:37:46.900 Guys, when I get like banned, I don't want to get banned. 02:37:56.900 --> 02:37:58.900 Need a car, someone help me, I'll have to pay out. 02:38:07.900 --> 02:38:17.900 wait granny wait granny can you hit me up with a car 02:38:17.900 --> 02:38:24.460 dude maybe I can call granny 02:38:24.460 --> 02:38:26.460 I'm a FaceTime. 02:38:26.460 --> 02:38:31.460 Shut up FaceTime and Granny. 02:38:31.460 --> 02:38:34.460 Granny, what up? 02:38:34.460 --> 02:38:37.460 What's happening baby, what you doing? 02:38:37.460 --> 02:38:42.460 I'm doing, I'm doing my thing. 02:38:42.460 --> 02:38:44.460 I'm doing my thing. 02:38:44.460 --> 02:38:46.460 I'm doing my thing. 02:38:46.460 --> 02:38:48.460 I'm doing my thing. 02:38:48.460 --> 02:38:50.460 I'm doing my thing. 02:38:50.460 --> 02:38:52.460 I'm doing my thing. 02:38:52.460 --> 02:38:57.140 what you're doing I'm doing I'm doing nothing granny do you have a car I could 02:38:57.140 --> 02:39:05.300 borrow yeah I do but I have to be where you are and I'm on a drill right now 02:39:05.300 --> 02:39:10.740 granny what do you what do you mean you're on a drill you're like 85 I'm 02:39:10.740 --> 02:39:15.580 96 and that means I'm trying to kill somebody okay 02:39:15.580 --> 02:39:18.660 Uh, Granny, who's the next man in front of you right now? 02:39:20.280 --> 02:39:23.760 This is my homie. She ain't got to know names. Let's not get into logistics. 02:39:24.260 --> 02:39:25.260 Okay, so... 02:39:26.100 --> 02:39:28.600 So, Granny, you're a gangbanger, basically. 02:39:29.320 --> 02:39:30.960 You ain't never heard my music. 02:39:31.360 --> 02:39:34.060 No, I've heard... I've heard your music. 02:39:34.560 --> 02:39:37.760 Did you say Merzic? I've heard your music, Granny. It's very good. 02:39:38.800 --> 02:39:43.140 Well, thank you, see, I'm a dog. I'm a gay, so I got a reputation to uphold, Nicholas. 02:39:43.340 --> 02:39:44.640 Okay, okay. 02:39:44.640 --> 02:39:52.400 Now, Granny, listen, if you want to do any of that gang banging or robbing, you just let me know, okay? 02:39:52.400 --> 02:39:53.400 Time and a place. 02:39:54.400 --> 02:40:00.080 Alright, I'll come. You know what? I'm gonna do this for like another two and a half, three minutes, and then I'll hit you up. 02:40:00.640 --> 02:40:03.680 Who that broad behind you? That's your little, yeah, that's your old lady? 02:40:03.680 --> 02:40:09.280 Oh, no, it's just a man and a lady. But yeah, just call me in a little bit, Granny. Alright? 02:40:10.000 --> 02:40:11.040 Alright, I will. 02:40:11.040 --> 02:40:17.540 Dude, Granny is a thug, bro? 02:40:17.540 --> 02:40:18.540 What the fuck? 02:40:18.540 --> 02:40:24.540 I need to eat, I need to eat, I need to eat, I need to eat. 02:40:24.540 --> 02:40:31.540 I need to drink, too. 02:40:31.540 --> 02:40:45.260 the thing is I was gonna do that I was supposed to set up chat I was supposed to put I was 02:40:45.260 --> 02:40:47.260 I was supposed to set up, um... 02:40:57.260 --> 02:41:00.260 Guys, I was supposed to set up, um... 02:41:02.260 --> 02:41:04.260 What's your my card rate? 02:41:04.260 --> 02:41:06.260 Coach Julie? 02:41:07.260 --> 02:41:09.260 Let me see if Haywood picks up again. 02:41:15.260 --> 02:41:30.260 bro none of the cops are like okay I guess I could go gang bang with granny 02:41:31.200 --> 02:41:36.660 Bro none of the cops are um, what's it called working today? 02:41:45.900 --> 02:41:48.260 Dude chap the city looks so good today. Wow 02:41:49.260 --> 02:41:53.420 Bro chat, I just want to have my own apartment with my own cars. That's too much for a guy to ask 02:42:00.260 --> 02:42:02.260 Go to the police station. 02:42:02.260 --> 02:42:04.260 Uh, negative. 02:42:04.260 --> 02:42:06.260 You know I don't watch TV. 02:42:06.260 --> 02:42:08.260 What's happened to you? 02:42:08.260 --> 02:42:10.260 We're asked to set him up today. 02:42:10.260 --> 02:42:11.260 Is that it? 02:42:11.260 --> 02:42:13.260 I'm planning a cultural statement through dance. 02:42:13.260 --> 02:42:14.260 We're after that. 02:42:14.260 --> 02:42:15.260 Yeah. 02:42:15.260 --> 02:42:17.260 Can't assist the police station? 02:42:17.260 --> 02:42:18.260 Later, Dan. 02:42:18.260 --> 02:42:20.260 Is that the police station? 02:42:30.260 --> 02:42:38.260 Call 911? Bro, last time I did that, I almost died! 02:42:44.260 --> 02:42:49.260 I feel like a hobo, I'm just running around. I mean, I am a hobo. 02:42:50.260 --> 02:42:54.260 The cops replied, no they didn't. What do you mean, no they didn't? 02:43:00.260 --> 02:43:03.260 Bruh, I feel like a friggin' hobo, dude. 02:43:09.260 --> 02:43:11.260 I don't see any art peers. 02:43:15.260 --> 02:43:17.260 Checking me a minus one for that. 02:43:17.260 --> 02:43:19.260 They called you on Facebook? 02:43:19.260 --> 02:43:21.260 They did?! 02:43:21.260 --> 02:43:23.260 Wait, what?! 02:43:30.260 --> 02:43:37.260 Wait, there's a fucking courthouse in this game? 02:43:37.260 --> 02:43:38.260 What? 02:43:38.260 --> 02:43:41.260 Rico's recess live taping at 6pm. 02:43:41.260 --> 02:43:47.260 Bro, should I go to this? 02:43:47.260 --> 02:43:50.260 What? 02:43:50.260 --> 02:43:59.260 Chat, there's fucking courthouse cases in here? 02:43:59.260 --> 02:44:25.540 What do you mean notification here? 02:44:25.540 --> 02:44:27.460 Where are you at? 02:44:27.460 --> 02:44:28.800 We have one a giveaway. 02:44:37.300 --> 02:44:39.820 But how do I interact with this? 02:44:39.820 --> 02:44:41.940 Clicking does nothing. 02:44:41.940 --> 02:44:42.940 This was yesterday? 02:44:45.220 --> 02:44:46.820 Guys, this was yesterday, no? 02:44:52.340 --> 02:44:54.340 Checked round stream, what's Ron doing? 02:44:54.340 --> 02:44:55.540 Is Ron good? 02:44:55.540 --> 02:44:57.300 He's in chocolate springs, right? 02:44:57.300 --> 02:44:59.300 Is Ron okay? Is y'all good? 02:45:02.300 --> 02:45:04.300 Oh god. 02:45:08.300 --> 02:45:12.300 Is TeeFoo jumping off of a bridge? What? 02:45:16.300 --> 02:45:18.300 Are you sure about this? 02:45:19.300 --> 02:45:21.300 You don't have to do it! 02:45:21.300 --> 02:45:28.300 Oh my god, he's here. 02:45:28.300 --> 02:45:30.300 He's going a little further. 02:45:30.300 --> 02:45:33.300 Tito's jumping off a bridge. 02:45:33.300 --> 02:45:36.300 Don't jump, somebody's going to see you. 02:45:36.300 --> 02:45:37.300 Here? 02:45:37.300 --> 02:45:38.300 Yeah, sure. 02:45:38.300 --> 02:45:41.300 Guys, I'm scared. 02:45:41.300 --> 02:45:43.300 All right, bro, listen. 02:45:43.300 --> 02:45:45.300 You don't have to do this. 02:45:45.300 --> 02:45:46.300 Guys, I'm scared. 02:45:46.300 --> 02:45:47.300 I know. 02:45:47.300 --> 02:45:49.300 I'm scared. 02:45:49.300 --> 02:45:50.300 What? 02:45:50.300 --> 02:46:03.440 I got to get to town that's the thing I got to get to town 02:46:03.440 --> 02:46:13.220 extreme sightseeing bro I just got to get to town and get my own friggin apartment 02:46:13.220 --> 02:46:18.860 I have money from the robbery I just want a little apartment with a little car and I'm 02:46:18.860 --> 02:46:35.660 chillin bro 02:46:35.660 --> 02:46:48.220 but that that it's old bro I wish you could just rob cars I wish you could 02:46:48.220 --> 02:46:49.920 Just rob cars, bro. 02:46:52.220 --> 02:46:53.220 What the f- 02:46:55.420 --> 02:46:56.720 Are you looking for a taxi? 02:47:12.720 --> 02:47:15.720 What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss? 02:47:18.220 --> 02:47:35.540 guys I just want I just want a friggin bro I just want a friggin car y'all 02:47:36.260 --> 02:47:45.640 hey no need to be rude oh you got attitude no worries bro 02:47:45.640 --> 02:47:48.640 Oh smack that what is he? 02:47:56.200 --> 02:47:58.200 You didn't see nothing honey 02:48:00.240 --> 02:48:03.560 Bro, I just want to steal like I just want to steal a car dude 02:48:06.200 --> 02:48:11.520 Hotel oh, I could stay at a hotel maybe bro four stars. Do I have the money for this? I 02:48:11.520 --> 02:48:16.520 I don't even know if I have the money for this, y'all. 02:48:16.520 --> 02:48:19.520 Hello? 02:48:19.520 --> 02:48:24.520 Oh, I can't even enter. 02:48:24.520 --> 02:48:27.520 Bro. 02:48:27.520 --> 02:48:31.520 Hey, lady. 02:48:31.520 --> 02:48:35.520 Watch this. 02:48:35.520 --> 02:48:37.520 Hey, Steve. 02:48:37.520 --> 02:48:39.520 What's up, man? 02:48:39.520 --> 02:48:41.520 Hey, man. 02:48:41.520 --> 02:48:43.520 Dude, does anybody want to be my friend? 02:48:43.520 --> 02:48:47.520 Diet sodas are actually worse for you, yeah. 02:48:47.520 --> 02:48:51.520 Oh, that's the worst take I've ever saw, my god. 02:48:51.520 --> 02:48:53.520 I'm gonna puke! 02:48:53.520 --> 02:48:55.520 Diet sodas are worse for you. 02:48:55.520 --> 02:48:58.520 Come on. Bro, let's get realistic, bro. 02:48:58.520 --> 02:49:02.520 We all gotta die one day and try to die at Coke. Jesus. 02:49:02.520 --> 02:49:05.520 It's the worst take I've ever heard in my life. 02:49:09.520 --> 02:49:28.600 It's time. 02:49:28.600 --> 02:49:30.160 Good Julie, what up man? 02:49:30.160 --> 02:49:35.600 Well, well, well, you sick of shit. 02:49:35.600 --> 02:49:36.600 What do you mean? 02:49:36.600 --> 02:49:37.600 What do you mean? 02:49:37.600 --> 02:49:38.600 How you been? 02:49:38.600 --> 02:49:46.060 I can't believe you got the nerve to call me son coach Judy what like what bro 02:49:46.060 --> 02:49:51.100 what do you mean what do you mean what do I mean do you not remember the last 02:49:51.100 --> 02:49:57.260 cock sucker thing you've done to me coach broke my heart coach Judy you broke 02:49:57.260 --> 02:50:02.740 my heart for God's sakes coach Judy I know but listen bro we can split the 02:50:02.740 --> 02:50:06.980 money I thought about it and I just want to split the money 02:50:06.980 --> 02:50:09.980 Yeah, goddamn genius, son. Pick me up from prison. 02:50:09.980 --> 02:50:11.980 Wait, you're in jail right now? 02:50:11.980 --> 02:50:15.980 I just got out. I just got out doing hard time, son. 02:50:15.980 --> 02:50:18.980 Coach, here's the thing, bro. I'm basically a hobo. 02:50:18.980 --> 02:50:21.980 I have no car, no apartment, literally nothing. 02:50:21.980 --> 02:50:25.980 All I have is all that money and that ruby that we got. 02:50:25.980 --> 02:50:28.980 Oh, so there was a ruby, too, huh? 02:50:28.980 --> 02:50:31.980 Yes, but I didn't tell you, but now I'm going to tell you. 02:50:31.980 --> 02:50:35.980 Because, Coach, listen, man, let's let bygones be bygones. 02:50:35.980 --> 02:50:37.980 I'm going to meet up with you. 02:50:37.980 --> 02:50:38.980 We're going to split the money. 02:50:38.980 --> 02:50:40.680 Honestly, we can cut out Stuart and 02:50:40.680 --> 02:50:41.980 fight between this completely because 02:50:41.980 --> 02:50:43.980 you're the only one I had respect for in the group. 02:50:47.480 --> 02:50:48.480 You know, son. 02:50:48.480 --> 02:50:50.480 I was trying to think that you was too 02:50:50.480 --> 02:50:52.480 sad for this world. 02:50:52.480 --> 02:50:53.980 You know, if everything had happened with 02:50:53.980 --> 02:50:55.480 that girl we had to shoot at, she snitched 02:50:55.480 --> 02:50:56.980 on through the cabs. 02:50:56.980 --> 02:50:58.480 I wasn't thinking you was going to be able 02:50:58.480 --> 02:50:59.980 to make it. You were talking about tapping 02:50:59.980 --> 02:51:01.980 springs out of set of nonsense. 02:51:01.980 --> 02:51:03.980 But you just done one me over, son. 02:51:03.980 --> 02:51:06.480 and scoop me up from prison. 02:51:06.480 --> 02:51:08.780 Coach Tuley, I have... 02:51:09.780 --> 02:51:11.120 Coach Tuley, a little bit of a problem. 02:51:11.120 --> 02:51:13.200 I'm cutting me a mango cut as well. 02:51:13.200 --> 02:51:16.360 Sliding me a mango cut, I'm gonna need that six of them. 02:51:16.360 --> 02:51:19.120 Coach Tuley, listen, there's a little bit of a problem. 02:51:19.120 --> 02:51:22.080 I don't have the use of a car. 02:51:22.080 --> 02:51:23.760 I'm literally on feet. 02:51:23.760 --> 02:51:25.720 Are you cool if I pick you up by foot? 02:51:25.720 --> 02:51:27.480 It might be a while. 02:51:27.480 --> 02:51:30.400 Yeah, you gonna come down here and pick you back to me? 02:51:30.400 --> 02:51:33.660 Yeah, and everybody, you are like pretty overweight, coach. 02:51:37.360 --> 02:51:38.280 What the hell do you say to me? 02:51:38.280 --> 02:51:39.120 Crap, second? 02:51:39.120 --> 02:51:39.960 Sorry, no, no, no. 02:51:39.960 --> 02:51:41.400 But coach, how do you want to do this, bro? 02:51:41.400 --> 02:51:42.720 Because I don't have a car. 02:51:45.160 --> 02:51:46.960 All right, where are you right now? 02:51:48.000 --> 02:51:50.360 I can give you my exact location, one second. 02:51:56.240 --> 02:51:58.960 Palomino Avenue, I'm on Palomino Avenue. 02:52:00.400 --> 02:52:02.000 Just walking down the street right now? 02:52:03.000 --> 02:52:04.700 Coach Dewey, yeah, I'm sort of just wandering. 02:52:05.200 --> 02:52:07.400 It's a nice moon out tonight, Coach Dewey. 02:52:11.700 --> 02:52:12.900 Okay, I just stole a car. 02:52:12.900 --> 02:52:14.100 Ping me, you know how to ping me? 02:52:15.500 --> 02:52:16.400 How the fuck did you... 02:52:16.400 --> 02:52:17.400 How did you steal a car? 02:52:17.400 --> 02:52:18.100 Do you have a lock pick? 02:52:18.100 --> 02:52:19.100 Because I don't have a lock pick. 02:52:19.800 --> 02:52:21.000 Yeah, damn right, I got a lock pick. 02:52:21.000 --> 02:52:22.200 Don't worry, I'm gonna take care of you. 02:52:22.200 --> 02:52:23.700 Ping me, I'm gonna come scoop you right now. 02:52:23.900 --> 02:52:25.100 How do I ping you, baby? 02:52:26.000 --> 02:52:28.000 Uh, go in your text messages. 02:52:30.400 --> 02:52:33.200 Don't you pay any attention to that. 02:52:33.200 --> 02:52:36.440 Find that little texting we got going on here. 02:52:36.440 --> 02:52:38.760 The last thing you told me is let's kill it. 02:52:38.760 --> 02:52:41.360 I'm in here, yeah, I'm in here. 02:52:41.360 --> 02:52:42.880 Click that little plus sign and then 02:52:42.880 --> 02:52:43.960 drop a little pin there. 02:52:49.960 --> 02:52:50.640 I'm on the way. 02:52:50.640 --> 02:52:53.880 Coach Dooli, I get the feeling we're going to be aura. 02:52:53.880 --> 02:52:55.240 Chat, coach is picking me up. 02:52:55.240 --> 02:52:57.160 Yes! 02:52:57.160 --> 02:52:59.560 Guys, Coach Dooli is picking me up, alright. 02:53:00.520 --> 02:53:03.040 Guys, I don't know if I have the heart to set him up, 02:53:03.040 --> 02:53:04.360 but it's my only way out. 02:53:04.360 --> 02:53:07.280 If I don't set him up, I'm gonna get arrested! 02:53:07.280 --> 02:53:08.360 Guys, if I don't set him up, 02:53:08.360 --> 02:53:10.240 I'm gonna get fucking arrested! 02:53:10.240 --> 02:53:11.080 Tch! 02:53:18.920 --> 02:53:21.200 Jen, let's shank some people while we're still here. 02:53:21.200 --> 02:53:23.200 Oh 02:53:27.440 --> 02:53:30.480 My wrist W immersion 02:53:38.640 --> 02:53:40.640 Sensor statistic 02:53:43.120 --> 02:53:46.400 Oh, fuck I don't think you're actually gonna drive you asshole 02:53:46.400 --> 02:53:50.000 Oh, good, of course. 02:53:50.000 --> 02:53:52.560 Jack Coach Julie should be here any minute now. 02:53:52.560 --> 02:53:53.520 I'd love to. 02:53:53.520 --> 02:53:57.360 Please, then I could just. 02:53:57.360 --> 02:53:58.720 Is that just happening? 02:53:58.720 --> 02:54:01.320 Double-cross the police. 02:54:01.320 --> 02:54:03.200 Guys, you think that's our best course of action? 02:54:08.000 --> 02:54:09.440 Do you think that's our best course of action 02:54:09.440 --> 02:54:10.800 to double-cross the police? 02:54:10.800 --> 02:54:20.460 it's gonna be difficult because even if it works even if bro even if we were to 02:54:20.460 --> 02:54:23.400 hypothetically double cross the police they're just gonna be infinite police 02:54:23.400 --> 02:54:26.840 after us after that bro 02:54:32.240 --> 02:54:35.520 okay I'll tell them but I can't tell them over the phone because I'm pretty 02:54:35.520 --> 02:54:38.840 sure my phone is literally tapped I'm not even exaggerating when I say that I 02:54:38.840 --> 02:54:40.840 I think my phone is a little intact. 02:54:40.840 --> 02:54:46.840 I think she should be here any minute now. 02:54:46.840 --> 02:54:54.840 You guys think we should double cross the cops, dead ass? 02:54:54.840 --> 02:55:03.840 Really? 02:55:03.840 --> 02:55:05.840 How do I close this? 02:55:10.840 --> 02:55:12.840 How do I close this? 02:55:24.840 --> 02:55:26.840 There we go. 02:55:28.840 --> 02:55:29.840 There we go. 02:55:29.840 --> 02:55:32.640 Charity Coach Dooley should be here soon. 02:55:34.440 --> 02:55:36.040 You can change your identity? 02:55:39.440 --> 02:55:40.440 You don't have the money? 02:55:40.840 --> 02:55:41.840 No, I do, look. 02:55:42.240 --> 02:55:43.640 I have the money, I have the money. 02:55:49.440 --> 02:55:52.240 Guys, the cops took my money, but then they gave it back to me, remember? 02:55:56.540 --> 02:55:57.940 Where's Coach Dooley at? 02:55:57.940 --> 02:56:04.940 I don't see coach Dooley. Where the fuck is he at, bro? 02:56:04.940 --> 02:56:07.940 Did he forget about me? 02:56:11.940 --> 02:56:15.940 Check Joe. What do you mean, check Joe? What's going on? 02:56:19.940 --> 02:56:22.940 Guys, he's just playing Marvel. Oh my god. 02:56:22.940 --> 02:56:23.940 COACH! 02:56:23.940 --> 02:56:24.940 I've been sweet- 02:56:24.940 --> 02:56:25.940 COACH! 02:56:25.940 --> 02:56:26.940 How much? 02:56:26.940 --> 02:56:32.940 Coach, it's good to see you again, man! 02:56:32.940 --> 02:56:34.940 What the- hold on. 02:56:34.940 --> 02:56:38.940 Why does it say if your name written all over it, son? 02:56:38.940 --> 02:56:39.940 Huh? 02:56:39.940 --> 02:56:41.940 Coach, because I stabbed him, coach. 02:56:41.940 --> 02:56:44.940 I'm a fucking thug now. 02:56:44.940 --> 02:56:46.940 Good snaptapin', Springster. 02:56:46.940 --> 02:56:49.940 You were gonna get yourself locked away for life. 02:56:49.940 --> 02:56:52.940 You keep doing that. How many people you've killed since I've seen you? 02:56:52.940 --> 02:56:59.940 Uh, I believe two. Coach, listen. I have a lot of shit I need to drop on you, and I think we should sit down before I tell you. 02:57:01.940 --> 02:57:03.940 Yes, you listen to me, okay? 02:57:05.940 --> 02:57:08.940 Okay, I need to make sure that what you're saying is true, Cocksucker. 02:57:08.940 --> 02:57:13.940 Because the last thing you've done is take the money and run out on Coach McGat's sakes. 02:57:13.940 --> 02:57:20.460 Oh my God. Coach, listen. Yes, I swear to God. You can put the gun away. Coach, you're 02:57:20.460 --> 02:57:23.100 gonna want to listen to what I'm about to tell you. Trust me. 02:57:23.100 --> 02:57:28.340 Okay. All right. Lean on me. The fist, I need to make sure you still got the bands, 02:57:28.340 --> 02:57:31.580 and you're not trying to fuck me. Okay, yes, I got the bands. Do you want 02:57:31.580 --> 02:57:34.180 the bands? Because if you're trying to fuck me, son, 02:57:34.180 --> 02:57:37.940 you better take me out to a nice steak dinner and wind it down before you do that, you 02:57:37.940 --> 02:57:42.580 understand? Yes, sir, of course. But, Coach Doolity, 02:57:42.580 --> 02:57:46.580 Listen man, do you want the money first bro, just so you know you can trust me? 02:57:48.580 --> 02:57:50.580 You got the bands on you? 02:57:50.580 --> 02:57:52.580 Yes, I got the bands on me. It's a long story. 02:57:52.580 --> 02:57:54.580 Let me grab a hussam for us. 02:57:54.580 --> 02:57:56.580 Okay, how do I put the money down? 02:57:58.580 --> 02:58:02.580 Alright, you know what it was? Check out your packets? 02:58:02.580 --> 02:58:04.580 Yep. 02:58:04.580 --> 02:58:11.580 Take a look at your packets, and then you know, just put those bands right in the glove. 02:58:12.580 --> 02:58:21.020 on the right-hand side did I give them oh here we have a 02:58:21.020 --> 02:58:26.260 just drag it from your package straight to the clip box 02:58:31.620 --> 02:58:39.380 done and done there you go sir there you go look at it right there 02:58:39.380 --> 02:58:45.720 wouldn't learn it. See now you know you can trust me now listen I was gonna okay 02:58:45.720 --> 02:58:49.840 how do I explain this well the cops know coach Dooley they know about 02:58:49.840 --> 02:58:54.240 everything we did they know what they know about the gas station robbery and 02:58:54.240 --> 02:58:59.640 they're after your ass I told them I would be a CI and basically inform them 02:58:59.640 --> 02:59:03.760 and set you up on a stake operation but I love you to death coach and I would 02:59:03.760 --> 02:59:07.680 never set you up so this meeting here that we just did there was supposed to 02:59:07.680 --> 02:59:12.320 be about 40 officers here, but there isn't because I'm telling you because 02:59:12.320 --> 02:59:14.760 Coach Duelty, I want to murder all these cops. 02:59:17.520 --> 02:59:21.320 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold on. Slow the fuck down here. What do you 02:59:21.320 --> 02:59:25.480 mean the cats know how the fuck would they know and up? 02:59:26.880 --> 02:59:30.800 Because they knew they were they saw us leaving the gas station. They saw all 02:59:30.800 --> 02:59:33.240 of us. They pulled me to the side and they knew. 02:59:33.240 --> 02:59:37.440 So you were talking to the cops? 02:59:37.440 --> 02:59:42.380 Yes, I was talking to the cops and I got out on a plea deal that I would basically set 02:59:42.380 --> 02:59:47.160 you up on a stake operation tonight and hey, Coach Dooley, tonight's the night. 02:59:47.160 --> 02:59:51.600 So listen, I need you to call every fucking guy you know and I'm gonna bring the cops 02:59:51.600 --> 02:59:56.080 to a current location and we're gonna need to shoot every last one of those motherfuckers. 02:59:56.080 --> 03:00:00.200 So let me get this straight, the cops impressed you? 03:00:00.200 --> 03:00:02.760 Coach Dooley, tonight's the night. 03:00:02.760 --> 03:00:05.400 and it's going to keep happening again and again. 03:00:08.200 --> 03:00:10.680 They pressed you, you told them to be a CI, 03:00:10.680 --> 03:00:12.360 you told them that you was gonna set me up 03:00:12.360 --> 03:00:14.480 and we're gonna do a reverse set up on the caps 03:00:14.480 --> 03:00:15.700 and kill every single one of them. 03:00:15.700 --> 03:00:17.600 Yes, Coach Dooley, precisely. 03:00:17.600 --> 03:00:19.600 This is exactly what I'm telling you. 03:00:21.760 --> 03:00:26.760 Well, stop touching your tits, Coach Dooley. 03:00:26.880 --> 03:00:28.880 Hey, stop looking at my tits. 03:00:28.880 --> 03:00:31.380 I heard the flail in my face. 03:00:32.760 --> 03:00:37.320 There's no flaring of the tits. We're standing still. What do you think? I'm just jiggling out of time over here 03:00:37.760 --> 03:00:39.760 Okay, sorry continue 03:00:39.760 --> 03:00:44.080 You bring the mango cats. I do have the mango cards. Do you want one? 03:00:44.720 --> 03:00:48.040 Correct me what okay? Let me give me five seconds coach doing it 03:01:02.760 --> 03:01:13.320 Okay, coach Julie, we got a little bit of a problem. 03:01:13.320 --> 03:01:14.600 Coach Julie, we got a little bit of a problem. 03:01:14.600 --> 03:01:19.280 I don't have a mango cart, but I have a high nude. 03:01:19.280 --> 03:01:23.800 What deceptive you just said to me? 03:01:23.800 --> 03:01:28.480 You wouldn't happen to be holding out on me once again. 03:01:28.480 --> 03:01:32.720 No, coach Julie, I swear, I do not have a phone. 03:01:32.720 --> 03:01:33.720 fucking 03:01:33.720 --> 03:01:39.580 I can push the bands now. It's the mango cats that cat sugar coach. I gave you all the bands 03:01:39.580 --> 03:01:45.460 I got in coach. Do they if you think I was untrustworthy do you think I would tell the you think I would tell you about the cops 03:01:45.760 --> 03:01:49.580 No, I would have showed up and let the cops murder you, but I'm not gonna do that 03:01:51.440 --> 03:01:53.760 I bet you got oh God 03:01:54.000 --> 03:01:59.040 There's something we gotta do first for me to make sure that you're telling the truth. How do I bet face? This is awkward 03:01:59.040 --> 03:02:03.040 How do I... Coach Shieldy, this is awkward. How do... One... One second. 03:02:06.040 --> 03:02:08.040 What's going on there? You looking for food in there? 03:02:08.040 --> 03:02:11.040 No, Coach Shieldy, what's that? Chat, where's Backspace? 03:02:13.040 --> 03:02:15.040 What the... You just got me fed? 03:02:15.040 --> 03:02:16.040 Talking about my bag? 03:02:16.040 --> 03:02:17.040 When you are focused on... 03:02:17.040 --> 03:02:18.040 Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no. 03:02:18.040 --> 03:02:20.040 Clothes, anything like that. No, please. 03:02:20.040 --> 03:02:22.040 ...scan, narrator window heading exiting narrator. 03:02:23.040 --> 03:02:24.040 Hey! 03:02:24.040 --> 03:02:26.040 Coach Shieldy, sorry. I'm back, I'm back. 03:02:26.040 --> 03:02:29.040 Please anything with that? 03:02:29.040 --> 03:02:33.040 Wait a minute, I'll take just one... whatever the heck you're drinking. 03:02:33.040 --> 03:02:36.040 Alright, Coach Sully, I'm back. Alright, what were you saying, sir? 03:02:36.040 --> 03:02:39.040 I need you to take after your clothes. 03:02:39.040 --> 03:02:44.040 Uh... why? 03:02:44.040 --> 03:02:47.040 Son, I gotta make sure you ain't wearing a white. 03:02:47.040 --> 03:02:49.040 Fuck. 03:02:49.040 --> 03:02:56.040 Okay, I don't have one, right? I'm good. 03:02:56.040 --> 03:03:00.040 Alright, go, shoot me. I got you. Let me take him off. 03:03:00.040 --> 03:03:04.040 How do I take him off? How do I take him off? How? 03:03:04.040 --> 03:03:09.040 Man, listen. Nick? Big dick, Nick, little dick, Nick. 03:03:09.040 --> 03:03:12.040 Whatever you want me to call you. I want to believe you. 03:03:12.040 --> 03:03:15.040 I really do. I really do. 03:03:15.040 --> 03:03:18.040 Because it broke my heart. I couldn't believe for a second. 03:03:18.040 --> 03:03:23.380 I bet you would have betrayed me like that. 03:03:23.380 --> 03:03:27.860 Here you go coach Duly, no wire, nothing, see, I got you. 03:03:27.860 --> 03:03:28.860 Nothing. 03:03:28.860 --> 03:03:29.860 Okay. 03:03:29.860 --> 03:03:36.660 I can't believe you're telling me the truth right now. 03:03:36.660 --> 03:03:37.740 I knew it. 03:03:37.740 --> 03:03:40.140 I knew you would never betray me Nick, I knew it. 03:03:40.140 --> 03:03:41.140 Yes. 03:03:41.140 --> 03:03:42.140 It's a special bond for God's sake. 03:03:42.140 --> 03:03:47.060 Yes coach Duly and I told you bro, the cops basically told me my only way out of jail was 03:03:47.060 --> 03:03:52.460 to rat on you but I said uh yeah sure I got you guys but fuck that man if I go 03:03:52.460 --> 03:03:55.460 to if I go down we go down together all right 03:03:55.460 --> 03:03:59.180 you've got them right now listen there's one thing we gotta do before we do 03:03:59.180 --> 03:04:05.420 this yeah talk to me well I'm guessing if you want to shoot cops you just gonna 03:04:05.420 --> 03:04:09.260 be waiting a little thing you have to end that probably ain't gonna cut it 03:04:09.260 --> 03:04:13.780 you still got your little thingy all I have is my knife yeah that's all I have 03:04:13.780 --> 03:04:15.780 So we're gonna need to get you a thwapper. 03:04:15.780 --> 03:04:18.780 Okay, yes. What type of gun do you think? 03:04:18.780 --> 03:04:21.780 I probably need something that fires a lot of bullets, right? 03:04:21.780 --> 03:04:23.780 You got them right, son. 03:04:23.780 --> 03:04:27.780 And look if you there's only two types of gun in the city right now. 03:04:27.780 --> 03:04:28.780 Really? 03:04:28.780 --> 03:04:31.780 A thwapper and a hunting rifle. 03:04:31.780 --> 03:04:35.780 There are times of stuff, you know, the economy crashed after a long go, 03:04:35.780 --> 03:04:38.780 they gentrified the south side, all kinds of crazy shits. 03:04:38.780 --> 03:04:39.780 Coach... 03:04:39.780 --> 03:04:42.780 Coach, Julie, what does gentrified mean, Coach Julie? 03:04:42.780 --> 03:04:47.820 Basically you wouldn't whack a nutshell. Okay, you ever been tapping springs? 03:04:47.820 --> 03:04:49.820 Born and raised, man. 03:04:49.820 --> 03:04:52.820 Well, you know, it's the exact same thing. 03:04:52.820 --> 03:04:57.820 Coach, do what you got us want to say. I look up to you, man. 03:04:57.820 --> 03:05:04.820 You like a son of me. I know you're not my ageful son, but you remind me a little bit of my son. 03:05:04.820 --> 03:05:07.820 and I disowned because, well, 03:05:07.820 --> 03:05:09.820 it was a little bit of a catch-up. 03:05:09.820 --> 03:05:12.820 It was a little piece of shit. 03:05:12.820 --> 03:05:14.820 Couldn't play ball for nothing. 03:05:14.820 --> 03:05:16.820 Kind of remind me of all those things, Dick. 03:05:16.820 --> 03:05:20.820 Coach, if you don't mind me asking, how old are you, sir? 03:05:20.820 --> 03:05:22.820 56 years young. 03:05:22.820 --> 03:05:24.820 You got yourself, sir. 03:05:24.820 --> 03:05:26.820 24 years young. 03:05:26.820 --> 03:05:28.820 24 years young. 03:05:28.820 --> 03:05:31.820 Don't lie to me. You look at the past 18. 03:05:31.820 --> 03:05:36.420 No, thank you coach. Thank you, but yes 24 24 coach 03:05:38.500 --> 03:05:40.940 Look we have to call some people that's for sure 03:05:40.980 --> 03:05:47.740 Okay, you can't do this alone unless you want to try and chance you but these caps they get some series five howling some serious 03:05:47.740 --> 03:05:51.460 Fatty yeah, I don't know if we could two man this we're probably gonna need at least 03:05:52.140 --> 03:05:57.000 We're gonna need at least one or two more bodies with us because I'm sure they're gonna send a lot of cops for your ass 03:06:01.820 --> 03:06:03.820 I love you. 03:06:03.820 --> 03:06:05.160 Check it out with you, coach. 03:06:05.160 --> 03:06:06.160 Check it out with you. 03:06:06.160 --> 03:06:07.160 I can trust you in my life here. 03:06:07.160 --> 03:06:09.360 I didn't, uh, I didn't even see you. 03:06:09.360 --> 03:06:10.360 Follow me. 03:06:14.360 --> 03:06:15.360 Where are we at, coach? 03:06:15.360 --> 03:06:16.360 Where are we at? 03:06:16.360 --> 03:06:18.600 Right here is the apartments. 03:06:18.600 --> 03:06:22.760 Every cop's up in the city stays here right now, because unless you're rich and a bitch, 03:06:22.760 --> 03:06:26.760 and you got a lot of money, what's going on in my cell, what's going on, baby? 03:06:26.760 --> 03:06:27.760 God, I don't know. 03:06:27.760 --> 03:06:28.760 What's up, baby? 03:06:28.760 --> 03:06:29.760 What's going on, Granny? 03:06:29.760 --> 03:06:30.760 What's going on, Granny? 03:06:30.760 --> 03:06:34.760 Oh, hey, what's up, Nick? 03:06:34.760 --> 03:06:36.760 What you doing over here? 03:06:36.760 --> 03:06:39.760 You got a little shawty upstairs, you finna go bang it out? 03:06:39.760 --> 03:06:42.760 Man, we about to go, you know, meet a couple of hunnies up there, 03:06:42.760 --> 03:06:43.760 maybe do a little Eiffel Tower. 03:06:43.760 --> 03:06:45.760 Oh, let me see it. I'll film it. 03:06:45.760 --> 03:06:48.760 Only fans here, we're getting more love. What flow? 03:06:48.760 --> 03:06:52.760 Man, do it as you might have to, you know... 03:06:52.760 --> 03:06:54.760 What flow we on? 03:06:54.760 --> 03:06:58.760 We have something we could tell you about if you're interested. 03:06:58.760 --> 03:07:01.320 Of course I'm interested, what are we doing, let me know. 03:07:01.320 --> 03:07:03.160 Coach, you're doing right now, Granny. 03:07:03.160 --> 03:07:04.160 Coach, do you think he's a guy there? 03:07:04.160 --> 03:07:05.160 I'm jealous. 03:07:07.160 --> 03:07:10.520 Granny, I'll meet you on floor 20. 03:07:12.080 --> 03:07:14.320 Floor 20, see you there. 03:07:25.600 --> 03:07:26.440 Oh, oops. 03:07:26.440 --> 03:07:27.440 What the heck are you doing? 03:07:27.440 --> 03:07:28.440 I dropped something. 03:07:28.760 --> 03:07:36.760 Uh, Granny, if I let you in on this, it's, uh, after this, there's no turning back. 03:07:36.760 --> 03:07:38.760 What's this, like a micro penis thing? 03:07:38.760 --> 03:07:39.760 No, no, no. 03:07:39.760 --> 03:07:40.760 Keep it your face. 03:07:40.760 --> 03:07:41.760 I can't have any solution. 03:07:41.760 --> 03:07:42.760 No, he's a nick right now. 03:07:42.760 --> 03:07:44.760 Not any, all the blood in his head in the right area. 03:07:44.760 --> 03:07:45.760 That's it. 03:07:45.760 --> 03:07:47.760 All right, I'm just, you know, no, he fine. 03:07:47.760 --> 03:07:51.760 I'm not talking, you know, he's like a little son to me. 03:07:51.760 --> 03:07:52.760 All right. 03:07:52.760 --> 03:07:53.760 Oh my God. 03:07:53.760 --> 03:07:55.760 Is the door shut closed? 03:07:55.760 --> 03:08:00.060 Oh, this is wall-to-wall. What is this? Some kind of fiction sex party? 03:08:00.060 --> 03:08:01.560 No, Granny, no sex party. 03:08:01.560 --> 03:08:03.660 I'm out. I don't want to do it. 03:08:03.660 --> 03:08:06.060 Granny, get your randomly- 03:08:06.060 --> 03:08:07.160 Granny, stop! 03:08:07.160 --> 03:08:08.460 Granny, get off me! 03:08:08.460 --> 03:08:09.660 No, God! 03:08:09.660 --> 03:08:10.660 Okay, all right, I don't know. 03:08:10.660 --> 03:08:11.460 Granny, stop it! 03:08:11.460 --> 03:08:12.460 I'm ready to room-wrong. 03:08:12.460 --> 03:08:13.460 Granny, don't be a- 03:08:13.460 --> 03:08:13.960 I'm ready to room-wrong. 03:08:13.960 --> 03:08:15.660 Oh, my God, you're good. 03:08:15.660 --> 03:08:18.860 I'm sorry. What do you want me to think? There's so many bookshelves. 03:08:18.860 --> 03:08:20.260 Coach Dooley, explain. 03:08:20.260 --> 03:08:21.060 Listen. 03:08:22.260 --> 03:08:25.360 Why did I thought you wanted to kill her? That's why I brought her up here, right? We're killing her? 03:08:25.360 --> 03:08:29.600 No, Coach Judy, put the gun down, you dumbass. 03:08:29.600 --> 03:08:30.440 Granny, listen. 03:08:30.440 --> 03:08:32.360 Every time you ever tell me to bring someone somewhere, 03:08:32.360 --> 03:08:34.320 you want to kill them about 30 seconds later. 03:08:34.320 --> 03:08:35.320 Don't tell me. 03:08:35.320 --> 03:08:36.080 You never tell me. 03:08:36.080 --> 03:08:37.080 Granny, listen. 03:08:37.080 --> 03:08:37.840 No. 03:08:37.840 --> 03:08:39.200 Granny, we're not going to kill you. 03:08:39.200 --> 03:08:40.120 I was nervous. 03:08:40.120 --> 03:08:41.360 I was a nervous queen. 03:08:41.360 --> 03:08:43.800 Great. 03:08:43.800 --> 03:08:45.040 It was a front one. 03:08:45.040 --> 03:08:46.480 That's why it smells like pennies. 03:08:46.480 --> 03:08:48.000 Granny, calm down. 03:08:48.000 --> 03:08:50.360 We want to know if you want to murder cops with us. 03:08:50.360 --> 03:08:52.440 You don't need to know much more of the information, 03:08:52.440 --> 03:08:53.320 but are we seeing no- 03:08:53.320 --> 03:08:55.320 Which cops? 03:08:55.320 --> 03:08:58.720 Haywood and I think the head guy. I forget his name 03:09:00.480 --> 03:09:02.480 It's got a guy over there giving head 03:09:02.800 --> 03:09:07.880 No, the fuck is going on over there? No, granny like the main cop long story short granny 03:09:07.880 --> 03:09:13.320 The cops are after dualty. I've agreed for them to be a CI and rat on dualty, but little bit 03:09:13.320 --> 03:09:18.840 No, we're doing a little double-take on them. We're gonna have the cops meet us at a location and pull out guns blazing. Are you in? 03:09:21.000 --> 03:09:24.200 Oh, I just went to jail for shooting a cop 03:09:25.320 --> 03:09:28.320 Can I be like a lookout or something? 03:09:28.320 --> 03:09:30.320 You're gonna push out right now? 03:09:30.320 --> 03:09:31.320 You're gonna push out? 03:09:31.320 --> 03:09:37.320 Listen, I just lost a $50,000 for this shit. 03:09:37.320 --> 03:09:38.320 Grannie, it's okay. 03:09:38.320 --> 03:09:39.320 It's fine, Grannie. 03:09:39.320 --> 03:09:41.320 We both know you ain't got $50,000. 03:09:41.320 --> 03:09:44.320 Secondly, if you lasted this probably because someone tricked you, 03:09:44.320 --> 03:09:46.320 you know what it takes to do saying it's always gonna, you know... 03:09:46.320 --> 03:09:47.320 Let me turn my radio down. 03:09:47.320 --> 03:09:52.320 This motherfuckers us yearly. 03:09:52.320 --> 03:09:55.440 Look, Granny, if you're in, you're in. If you're out, you're out. 03:09:55.440 --> 03:09:58.560 Alright, so run me through the plan. You're gonna call the cops, they're gonna show up, 03:09:58.560 --> 03:10:01.920 but we're gonna start shooting them. You know the motherfuckers, this is the hardest thing in the city to shoot. 03:10:01.920 --> 03:10:03.680 How so? Why are they hard? 03:10:04.480 --> 03:10:08.320 Because they got the best OP armor right now. 03:10:08.880 --> 03:10:10.160 Wait, really? 03:10:10.880 --> 03:10:11.440 Yep. 03:10:12.240 --> 03:10:16.640 So, Granny, what if we get like a fucking rocket launcher or something? You got crazy shit, Granny? 03:10:17.040 --> 03:10:19.200 You're at the bottom of the fucking rocket launcher? 03:10:19.200 --> 03:10:21.800 Your rap albums had to be selling records though, no? 03:10:21.800 --> 03:10:23.520 Surely you got money. 03:10:23.520 --> 03:10:26.720 I mean, I got money, don't mean I got rocket launchers. 03:10:26.720 --> 03:10:29.240 Granny, take a look at this. 03:10:29.240 --> 03:10:31.920 Take a look at my left ear right here, you see that? 03:10:31.920 --> 03:10:34.160 Oh, sorry, I was looking at your bulbous ass. 03:10:34.160 --> 03:10:35.440 You bet like a mini French. 03:10:36.880 --> 03:10:38.680 Let me tell you about flirting me right now, Granny. 03:10:38.680 --> 03:10:39.520 Oh, sorry. 03:10:39.520 --> 03:10:41.320 Take a look at my left ear, you see that earring? 03:10:41.320 --> 03:10:43.320 Oh my, look at my nose. 03:10:44.160 --> 03:10:45.880 You know whose earring that is? 03:10:45.880 --> 03:10:47.440 Oh. 03:10:47.440 --> 03:10:49.840 That's Michael Jordan's hearing right there. 03:10:49.840 --> 03:10:50.920 All right. 03:10:50.920 --> 03:10:52.080 The king himself. 03:10:53.040 --> 03:10:55.520 The very one, Samuel Logan, everything. 03:10:55.520 --> 03:10:57.800 1995 Chicago Bulls. 03:10:58.720 --> 03:11:02.120 You think MJ won a championship? 03:11:02.120 --> 03:11:04.920 Acting like the pussy ass bitch you acting like right now? 03:11:06.040 --> 03:11:06.880 No. 03:11:09.080 --> 03:11:10.240 Yeah, Granny, I'm gonna be honest, 03:11:10.240 --> 03:11:11.160 like I didn't wanna say it, 03:11:11.160 --> 03:11:12.960 you kind of are acting like a little bit of a pussy. 03:11:12.960 --> 03:11:14.640 All right, come on. 03:11:14.640 --> 03:11:16.360 It's kind of just a fool's errand. 03:11:16.360 --> 03:11:19.360 I mean, you're asking me to go to jail and pay a bunch of money. 03:11:19.360 --> 03:11:21.360 Granny, what's asking you? 03:11:21.360 --> 03:11:24.360 We're asking you to get your cops right now. 03:11:24.360 --> 03:11:29.360 What cops are you talking about? 03:11:29.360 --> 03:11:31.360 Hey, boy. 03:11:31.360 --> 03:11:35.360 Okay, let's do it. 03:11:35.360 --> 03:11:37.360 Let's do it. 03:11:37.360 --> 03:11:39.360 Thank you, Granny. I knew you'd be in. 03:11:39.360 --> 03:11:43.360 Okay, guys, we shouldn't get caught though, right? 03:11:43.360 --> 03:11:45.360 If we just kill them all and drive off? 03:11:45.360 --> 03:11:49.560 It's not gonna happen. You understand they're literally invincible 03:11:49.560 --> 03:11:55.620 They're gonna fucking gun us down, bring us to the hospital and then book us for cop killing and make us pay 03:11:56.300 --> 03:11:58.220 Exorbitant amounts of money 03:11:58.220 --> 03:12:04.220 Well, granny, I don't have much other options here granny. I'm supposed to be a CI. This is my only out here 03:12:05.180 --> 03:12:07.800 What you mean that you're only out you just collect the money 03:12:08.800 --> 03:12:13.400 Honestly, we can turn duly in and just get some money. What's the fuck we do the opposite 03:12:13.400 --> 03:12:17.080 You want to just be we can just turn you in building and spread the money 03:12:20.360 --> 03:12:22.360 What the hell did you say to me right now? 03:12:22.600 --> 03:12:26.660 Do you look dude bills are tight man? I gave you all the money I have you just you 03:12:26.660 --> 03:12:29.860 I'm about to go and hustle this money so you can have some money to afford a guy 03:12:29.860 --> 03:12:33.640 And you just went from one of the shoot these cats now can I be over? 03:12:34.360 --> 03:12:36.760 No, do it. I'm just saying we can't rule out 03:12:43.400 --> 03:12:45.000 I've done this, but I didn't. 03:12:45.000 --> 03:12:45.840 Thank you, man. 03:12:45.840 --> 03:12:47.340 You just have 10, dad. 03:12:47.340 --> 03:12:49.160 OK, one second. 03:12:49.160 --> 03:12:50.400 Thank you, Granny. 03:12:50.400 --> 03:12:51.600 I was about five seconds away from you, 03:12:51.600 --> 03:12:52.480 you're the key to my heart. 03:12:52.480 --> 03:12:53.480 It's your best place to live. 03:12:53.480 --> 03:12:54.480 Please, please, please. 03:12:54.480 --> 03:12:56.520 You want to turn me over, I can't, Nick. 03:12:56.520 --> 03:13:00.080 Nick, you know how to fill you out this window, right? 03:13:00.080 --> 03:13:03.560 Yeah, but Granny, Granny, don't throw me out the window. 03:13:03.560 --> 03:13:05.640 Granny, Granny, put me back down. 03:13:08.640 --> 03:13:09.140 Did she? 03:13:13.400 --> 03:13:31.000 Did she throw me out the fucking window? 03:13:31.000 --> 03:13:33.000 Granny, what the fuck was that about? 03:13:33.000 --> 03:13:34.000 What? 03:13:34.000 --> 03:13:36.080 Yeah, what the fuck was that about Granny? 03:13:36.080 --> 03:13:37.080 I was like glitching. 03:13:37.080 --> 03:13:41.520 You just punched me and now I fought it. 03:13:41.520 --> 03:13:45.520 Granny, I didn't mean to punch you, obviously. I got glitched. 03:13:45.520 --> 03:13:47.520 He punched a fart out of me. 03:13:47.520 --> 03:13:48.520 Sorry. 03:13:48.520 --> 03:13:50.520 That smells like old baloney in here now. 03:13:50.520 --> 03:13:52.520 Fuck, I said glitch, fuck, okay. 03:13:52.520 --> 03:13:53.520 I got a lock in here. 03:13:53.520 --> 03:13:55.520 Now listen, here's what they need to know. 03:13:55.520 --> 03:13:58.520 Number one, are you cocked so you can try to turn me over to the cops? 03:13:58.520 --> 03:13:59.520 And number two... 03:13:59.520 --> 03:14:01.520 Listen, we'll split the money with you. 03:14:01.520 --> 03:14:03.520 What the fuck do you mean split the money with me? 03:14:03.520 --> 03:14:06.520 I'm going back to jail. I just got out of jail. 03:14:06.520 --> 03:14:08.520 You want me to go back to jail? 03:14:08.520 --> 03:14:14.960 All right, so what the cops even want you for they want they want him for the robbery of the gas station 03:14:14.960 --> 03:14:18.800 The gas station gas station robbery. So tell me why it makes sense 03:14:19.520 --> 03:14:26.560 For me and Nick and you to go to jail for killing cops when all you're going to jail for is a gas station 03:14:26.560 --> 03:14:31.160 Robert, I'll be bringing down to whisper here and you tell it the whole story if 03:14:32.040 --> 03:14:34.040 You trust it Nick 03:14:34.040 --> 03:14:39.320 Granny, the cops, the cops know everything. 03:14:39.320 --> 03:14:42.640 They want Dooley, they want me, they got both of us. 03:14:42.640 --> 03:14:44.880 I'm supposed to ride out on Dooley. 03:14:44.880 --> 03:14:47.360 We need to kill the cops or we're going to jail regardless. 03:14:47.360 --> 03:14:48.360 You understand? 03:14:48.360 --> 03:14:49.360 We're wanted men, Granny. 03:14:49.360 --> 03:14:50.360 I'm sorry. 03:14:50.360 --> 03:14:55.920 Nick, why are you dressed like a furry that decided to be a pimp? 03:14:55.920 --> 03:14:56.920 Okay. 03:14:56.920 --> 03:14:58.420 Jesus Christ. 03:14:58.420 --> 03:14:59.420 You know what, Granny? 03:14:59.420 --> 03:15:00.920 We're just gonna, Granny, we're just gonna do it without you. 03:15:00.920 --> 03:15:01.920 That's the same question. 03:15:01.920 --> 03:15:02.920 Clearly you're not in. 03:15:02.920 --> 03:15:06.920 I'm in, but it doesn't make any sense! You're all gonna die! 03:15:06.920 --> 03:15:09.920 Granny, we're not gonna die if we shoot them in the fucking head! 03:15:09.920 --> 03:15:10.920 That's what I should have! 03:15:10.920 --> 03:15:12.920 We are gonna die! We're gonna be geared to get a die! 03:15:12.920 --> 03:15:14.920 What kind of gun do you have, Nick? 03:15:15.920 --> 03:15:17.920 I have as of right now, Granny. 03:15:18.920 --> 03:15:20.920 This is all I have. 03:15:20.920 --> 03:15:21.920 Just a knife. 03:15:21.920 --> 03:15:25.920 Okay, you want to kill, you want to shoot and kill the cops with a knife. 03:15:25.920 --> 03:15:26.920 That doesn't make any sense. 03:15:26.920 --> 03:15:27.920 Well, Granny... 03:15:27.920 --> 03:15:29.920 You've taken one out before, they're very nice. 03:15:29.920 --> 03:15:36.200 Granny this knife is killed a cop in front of you. I might add second granny. I need guns. Yeah, that's what we're doing 03:15:36.200 --> 03:15:38.200 We're gonna try to get a gun 03:15:38.200 --> 03:15:41.560 Well, what if I just give you a gun you have a gun what type of guns? 03:15:45.840 --> 03:15:48.800 Granny's guys hope oh my god, what the fuck is this? 03:15:48.800 --> 03:16:03.640 What you doing? You giving me a panties to or something? What you do is there? You know? 03:16:03.640 --> 03:16:10.080 See, now contributed. Granny, this should work. I'm not gonna lie. So wait, I just gotta hit 03:16:10.080 --> 03:16:16.040 him in the head with that? Well, it used to be that way, but now these motherfuckers wearing fucking vests 03:16:16.040 --> 03:16:22.360 that have 40 50 plates in them. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You're saying that if I pop one of these 03:16:22.360 --> 03:16:26.920 cocktails in the head, they ain't going down. They are not going down. I shot Tinker in the face 03:16:26.920 --> 03:16:31.800 yesterday, which I told you I went in there for shooting the cop and that motherfucker just bounced 03:16:31.800 --> 03:16:40.520 off his head. So what if they should pop us in the head? Then we're dead. So we, we died in one 03:16:40.520 --> 03:16:42.760 one bullet and they died in 40 bullets. 03:16:44.200 --> 03:16:44.960 Yes. 03:16:46.800 --> 03:16:49.520 God, I don't even know what to do. I don't even know what to do, man. 03:16:50.320 --> 03:16:52.880 What about the nice? How did nice? You like to cut recently? 03:16:54.440 --> 03:16:59.880 Hmm. Yeah, but they still it takes a couple, couple stabbings. 03:17:01.080 --> 03:17:05.120 Yeah, but if there's a stable month, if there's like four cops here were cooked 03:17:05.120 --> 03:17:08.240 because the last time they were talking to me was yesterday and there was like 03:17:08.240 --> 03:17:13.520 six of them. So I don't even know in a park range of two. I don't even know how we can make it out of that. 03:17:14.080 --> 03:17:17.760 Your best bet is to drive around find ones that are alone and shoot them individually. 03:17:19.520 --> 03:17:23.280 Okay, yeah, we could probably do something like that. So you're saying you don't want to be there 03:17:23.280 --> 03:17:28.640 when we kill these cops? Look, I'm just saying it's a fool's errand. It's a guarantee that if we 03:17:28.640 --> 03:17:34.960 have the cops pull up on us and they have anything over the number of two cops, we are 03:17:34.960 --> 03:17:36.960 I don't know what to do though, because like... 03:17:36.960 --> 03:17:38.960 I got a plan, I got a plan, don't worry. 03:17:38.960 --> 03:17:44.960 Hey, so you don't want to shoe caps, what if, uh, you know, would you be willing to seduce caps? 03:17:44.960 --> 03:17:47.960 Now you're speaking my language. 03:17:47.960 --> 03:17:50.960 Granny, get your hands off your ass! 03:17:50.960 --> 03:17:56.960 Oh, sorry, I'm sorry, I just thought maybe I had to get into the character of seducing the cops. 03:17:56.960 --> 03:17:59.960 Jesus Christ, Jesus, Granny! 03:17:59.960 --> 03:18:01.960 I'm not gonna be speaking, let's see. 03:18:01.960 --> 03:18:03.960 Jesus gritty 03:18:04.360 --> 03:18:09.160 Let's say we need to call you for you know seducing a cab in district account. You'll be able to do that first 03:18:09.680 --> 03:18:11.680 You tell me 03:18:13.520 --> 03:18:15.520 Yep, she should be 03:18:15.960 --> 03:18:17.960 Yeah, that should be fine 03:18:19.000 --> 03:18:22.000 Oh my god his life. I just looked at yours. Oh 03:18:23.520 --> 03:18:25.520 God 03:18:31.960 --> 03:18:35.560 Oh, look too much turning, sorry. 03:18:35.560 --> 03:18:36.480 Forget about that. 03:18:36.480 --> 03:18:38.360 You better stay free for God's sake. 03:18:38.360 --> 03:18:40.680 Ready, if you queef one more time in this room, 03:18:40.680 --> 03:18:41.520 I'm gonna vomit. 03:18:41.520 --> 03:18:44.040 I'm seriously gonna puke if you queef again. 03:18:44.040 --> 03:18:45.760 All right, all right, I'm sorry. 03:18:45.760 --> 03:18:47.120 I'll put my hand over it. 03:18:48.760 --> 03:18:50.000 All right, let's roll, man. 03:18:50.000 --> 03:18:51.320 All right, hold on, hold on. 03:18:51.320 --> 03:18:52.280 I guess we gotta do something. 03:18:52.280 --> 03:18:53.520 Granny, I'm gonna let you out of here. 03:18:53.520 --> 03:18:54.640 We're gonna keep you on standby. 03:18:54.640 --> 03:18:55.480 We call you. 03:18:55.480 --> 03:18:56.400 I need you to come in, you know, 03:18:56.400 --> 03:18:57.920 do some seducing the cats. 03:18:59.520 --> 03:19:00.720 All right, boys. 03:19:00.720 --> 03:19:04.040 be careful now 03:19:04.040 --> 03:19:07.120 maybe i'll write a song about how cold the three of us are 03:19:07.120 --> 03:19:08.000 alright granny 03:19:08.000 --> 03:19:11.080 i'll see you 03:19:11.080 --> 03:19:18.080 stop looking at her, she walks away, nick it in here 03:19:19.600 --> 03:19:22.000 distinction here for guys six 03:19:22.000 --> 03:19:24.000 what the fuck are we gonna do now 03:19:24.000 --> 03:19:26.720 i got a plan, don't you worry, but first 03:19:26.720 --> 03:19:28.480 should you homeless? 03:19:28.480 --> 03:19:31.000 Yes, I'm homeless, bro. I don't even have a fucking apartment. 03:19:31.480 --> 03:19:33.940 Well, I'm giving you keys to mine so you can store shit, all right? 03:19:34.480 --> 03:19:35.600 Wait, for real? 03:19:36.280 --> 03:19:40.240 You got damn right for reals, but don't you ever sue you and fuck me over again, Nick? 03:19:40.480 --> 03:19:42.400 I mean, you're gonna keys and we're done. 03:19:42.640 --> 03:19:45.680 Coach Dooli, clearly I'm never gonna fuck you over, man. 03:19:45.680 --> 03:19:50.680 Fool me once, fuck me. Fool me twice, fuck you. You understand? 03:19:50.680 --> 03:19:52.200 Yes, Coach Dooli, listen. 03:19:53.000 --> 03:19:56.400 I, if I wanted to fuck you over, I wouldn't have told you about the plan, right? 03:19:58.480 --> 03:20:02.280 It is yet to be seen, but for now we're gonna go ahead. 03:20:02.280 --> 03:20:05.960 All right, the apartment is floor 20, apartment 21. 03:20:05.960 --> 03:20:07.920 You can always remember, because 2021, 03:20:07.920 --> 03:20:10.440 it was a shit year because of COVID, okay? 03:20:10.440 --> 03:20:14.320 Okay, so 2021, and do I need a key for this? 03:20:14.320 --> 03:20:15.400 I'm gonna give you a key right now, 03:20:15.400 --> 03:20:17.120 you're gonna have access to it. 03:20:17.120 --> 03:20:18.160 What's your state ID? 03:20:20.040 --> 03:20:21.960 How do I check that again? 03:20:21.960 --> 03:20:26.180 Press that little I button on your phone on the keypad. 03:20:28.480 --> 03:20:31.480 on your keyboard or your phone. Press the I button. 03:20:40.480 --> 03:20:42.480 And then you know the little I button on your keyboard? 03:20:42.480 --> 03:20:43.480 Oh. 03:20:43.480 --> 03:20:44.480 First aid. 03:20:44.480 --> 03:20:45.480 Yep, got it. 03:20:46.480 --> 03:20:48.480 73519. 03:20:54.480 --> 03:20:55.480 Okay, Bull. 03:20:55.480 --> 03:20:57.480 Thank you so much, coach. 03:20:58.480 --> 03:21:01.480 Now let's kill some fucking gobs! 03:21:01.480 --> 03:21:07.480 Listen, listen to me, listen to me. If you need to store something, if you don't want to lose something, you can come put it in here. 03:21:07.480 --> 03:21:09.480 You see this red shelf right here? 03:21:09.480 --> 03:21:11.480 Oh, this is your room. This is actually your room. 03:21:11.480 --> 03:21:13.480 Yep. 03:21:15.480 --> 03:21:18.480 See this red bookcase? 03:21:18.480 --> 03:21:21.480 Yep, it says I don't have access to it though. 03:21:21.480 --> 03:21:23.480 Oh, hold on. 03:21:28.480 --> 03:21:40.680 Yeah, can I store the ruby? 03:21:40.680 --> 03:21:46.600 Give me that stintedy again. 03:21:46.600 --> 03:22:02.520 three five one nine. Okay, try again. Okay, I started though. I started my Ruby in there. 03:22:02.520 --> 03:22:10.720 This red one is yours. You put whatever you want in there. I'm not going to touch an issue. 03:22:10.720 --> 03:22:15.720 Thank you so much, Coach Julder. You really are like a father to me, man. 03:22:15.720 --> 03:22:18.720 I gotcha, son. Don't you worry. 03:22:18.720 --> 03:22:29.720 Chuck, why's my health low if I'm full food, full drink? Do I need like a med kit or something? 03:22:29.720 --> 03:22:38.720 Yeah, I will say Viper also has keys. So if something goes missing, we'll blame it on her, alright? 03:22:38.720 --> 03:22:43.720 Now, Coach, do you have a bandage perhaps per chance? 03:22:45.160 --> 03:22:46.280 Yeah, you need a gas? 03:22:46.280 --> 03:22:47.120 Yeah. 03:22:51.280 --> 03:22:52.120 Okay, so we're gonna do it. 03:22:52.120 --> 03:22:53.560 Thank you. 03:22:53.560 --> 03:22:55.480 I'm gonna get the double bag downstairs. 03:22:55.480 --> 03:22:56.720 We're gonna go and hustle this money, 03:22:56.720 --> 03:22:58.040 but it gets you some money in your pocket, 03:22:58.040 --> 03:23:00.360 you put in your bank just in case you need it. 03:23:00.360 --> 03:23:01.840 And then we'll make some phone calls. 03:23:01.840 --> 03:23:04.240 We'll make sure you got enough ammo, guns. 03:23:04.240 --> 03:23:05.080 Yes sir. 03:23:05.080 --> 03:23:05.920 And you set up a plan. 03:23:05.920 --> 03:23:06.760 Yes sir. 03:23:06.760 --> 03:23:08.560 If we feel like we need some extra people, 03:23:08.560 --> 03:23:11.400 I'm gonna introduce you to a couple of people, some shooters. 03:23:11.400 --> 03:23:13.880 And well, you know, these aren't gonna be some pussies, 03:23:13.880 --> 03:23:16.000 and we'll make sure we take care of these cops. 03:23:16.000 --> 03:23:18.120 Hell yeah, yes, yes! 03:23:18.120 --> 03:23:19.920 Because here's a deal, Nick. 03:23:19.920 --> 03:23:21.720 This ain't really about me going to prison. 03:23:21.720 --> 03:23:24.760 I've been to prison before for stole robbery. 03:23:24.760 --> 03:23:27.760 What this is really about is sending a message 03:23:27.760 --> 03:23:32.480 to these cop second cops that El Hefe ain't never, 03:23:32.480 --> 03:23:34.080 ever working with the cops. 03:23:34.080 --> 03:23:36.320 And just because they thought that he would, 03:23:36.320 --> 03:23:40.340 Let these cats know that they'll have faith is gonna flip the show and then 03:23:45.000 --> 03:23:49.280 Coach yes, we're gonna murder all of these cock suckers coach. I got you come on 03:23:50.320 --> 03:23:51.680 right 03:23:51.680 --> 03:23:56.360 They do a few things gonna hit the hospital get changed all that kind of good stuff make sure you can lock it 03:23:56.360 --> 03:23:58.360 I like this door here 03:23:58.640 --> 03:24:00.640 You got a ease into it 03:24:00.640 --> 03:24:07.640 Yeah, it's really not working. 03:24:07.640 --> 03:24:10.640 I swear. 03:24:10.640 --> 03:24:20.640 You can't get out of here. 03:24:20.640 --> 03:24:25.640 Yeah, it's really not working, I swear. 03:24:25.640 --> 03:24:26.640 Can you take it out of here? 03:24:30.640 --> 03:24:32.640 Try to lock it, can you lock it? 03:24:41.640 --> 03:24:43.640 How would I lock it with my ease? 03:24:44.640 --> 03:24:47.640 Yeah, should just be able to lock it. 03:24:47.640 --> 03:24:52.640 No, I can't. It's easily not working. 03:24:52.640 --> 03:24:57.640 I'm sorry, I can't wait for that later. 03:24:57.640 --> 03:25:09.640 I'll meet you in the lobby. 03:25:09.640 --> 03:25:11.640 Okay, baby. Sounds good, coach. 03:25:11.640 --> 03:25:22.260 So you guys are saying gamer but nothing like you guys are saying gamer fear but nothing 03:25:22.260 --> 03:25:27.280 work like E didn't work all didn't work you guys have to understand like I'm not actually 03:25:27.280 --> 03:25:29.280 3 years old, like I was clicking E 03:25:43.120 --> 03:25:45.120 What's your name, sir 03:25:45.940 --> 03:25:47.940 I'm Sal Sal 03:25:49.160 --> 03:25:51.160 Sal 03:25:51.280 --> 03:25:52.800 So 03:25:52.800 --> 03:25:55.400 Sal like Salami, but they don't got any on me 03:25:55.400 --> 03:25:57.400 Salami, okay. 03:25:57.400 --> 03:25:59.400 Who are you in the car there? 03:25:59.400 --> 03:26:01.400 I'm the loo, nice to meet you brother. 03:26:01.400 --> 03:26:03.400 What's your name? 03:26:03.400 --> 03:26:05.400 My name is Nick. 03:26:05.400 --> 03:26:07.400 Nick? 03:26:07.400 --> 03:26:09.400 Or L.F.A. yes. 03:26:09.400 --> 03:26:11.400 L.F.A. 03:26:11.400 --> 03:26:13.400 Yes. 03:26:13.400 --> 03:26:15.400 Oh you're the guy that went live earlier. 03:26:15.400 --> 03:26:17.400 Yes. 03:26:17.400 --> 03:26:19.400 Now you're a live streamer. 03:26:19.400 --> 03:26:21.400 I do a little bit of that, yeah. 03:26:21.400 --> 03:26:23.400 Now are y'all interested in some activities? 03:26:23.400 --> 03:26:26.400 What time am I talking to you? 03:26:26.400 --> 03:26:32.400 Um, it involves shooting police officers? 03:26:32.400 --> 03:26:33.400 Oh, why? 03:26:33.400 --> 03:26:34.400 What the fuck are you doing? 03:26:34.400 --> 03:26:35.400 What are you doing? 03:26:35.400 --> 03:26:36.400 You gotta light that, Nick. 03:26:36.400 --> 03:26:37.400 Okay. 03:26:37.400 --> 03:26:38.400 Oh shit. 03:26:38.400 --> 03:26:39.400 Oh, I didn't mean to. 03:26:39.400 --> 03:26:40.400 Ah, it's up. 03:26:40.400 --> 03:26:41.400 What the fuck, man? 03:26:41.400 --> 03:26:42.400 Sorry. 03:26:42.400 --> 03:26:43.400 Oh my god, I didn't mean to do that. 03:26:43.400 --> 03:26:44.400 Muscle pain. 03:26:44.400 --> 03:26:45.400 Muscle pain. 03:26:45.400 --> 03:26:46.400 I'm done. 03:26:46.400 --> 03:26:47.400 I'm done. 03:26:47.400 --> 03:26:48.400 I'm done. 03:26:48.400 --> 03:26:49.400 I'm done. 03:26:49.400 --> 03:26:50.400 I'm done. 03:26:50.400 --> 03:26:51.400 I'm done. 03:26:51.400 --> 03:26:52.400 I'm done. 03:26:52.400 --> 03:26:55.800 It's sort of a long story, but he's even know if you guys are in or out 03:26:57.320 --> 03:27:02.560 I mean look there's a few cops. I don't like but you know I've got something coming that way 03:27:03.680 --> 03:27:09.560 I mean shooting cops is a really risky business, but really yard. Yeah, but what if there's just 20 of us? 03:27:12.920 --> 03:27:16.320 Yeah, yeah, man, baby 03:27:17.120 --> 03:27:20.120 Okay, well, you know what if you guys are pussy's just say that 03:27:20.120 --> 03:27:26.520 please use me today yeah we show up we just walks off with aura walks off with 03:27:26.520 --> 03:27:32.480 aura champ where's coach dolly 03:27:50.120 --> 03:27:52.960 Yeah, what's going on? 03:27:52.960 --> 03:27:53.960 Coach, where you at? 03:27:53.960 --> 03:27:54.960 I'm in the lobby. 03:27:54.960 --> 03:27:55.960 I'm coming right now. 03:27:55.960 --> 03:27:57.960 I gotta make a duffel bank so we can hustle this shit. 03:27:57.960 --> 03:27:58.960 Alright, no worries. 03:27:58.960 --> 03:27:59.960 Take your time. 03:27:59.960 --> 03:28:04.960 So you guys are out? 03:28:04.960 --> 03:28:05.960 Yeah. 03:28:05.960 --> 03:28:19.920 Alright, do your thing, man, have a good day. 03:28:19.920 --> 03:28:24.540 help you man. What do you always say something up? Yeah, just give me a number. What's your 03:28:24.540 --> 03:28:30.280 number? Is there a copy you can kidnap them and then you can execute them? Well, the 03:28:30.280 --> 03:28:37.680 cop I'm looking for now is named Hayward. Hayward. Here, I'll give you my number. 03:28:37.680 --> 03:28:49.680 You're fine, brother. These phones are chanky, man. There you go. L.H.F.A. 03:28:49.680 --> 03:28:52.680 Oh, let me get L.H.F.A.'s number as well, brother. 03:28:52.680 --> 03:28:55.680 He's looking for a guy named Hayward. That's the call. 03:28:55.680 --> 03:28:57.680 Nelson, I saved you in my number. 03:28:57.680 --> 03:28:59.680 Yeah, you're up. Thank you, brother. 03:28:59.680 --> 03:29:01.680 I'll give you your number, too. 03:29:01.680 --> 03:29:03.680 Yeah? Cool, then. 03:29:07.680 --> 03:29:09.680 Do you know Hayward Luke? 03:29:09.680 --> 03:29:11.680 Who? 03:29:11.680 --> 03:29:13.680 Hayward Cop? 03:29:13.680 --> 03:29:14.680 No, I don't think so. 03:29:14.680 --> 03:29:15.680 That's who he's looking for. 03:29:15.680 --> 03:29:16.680 Cause Matt, what if we get a double shambles? 03:29:16.680 --> 03:29:19.680 We get Dennis and Hayward, and then we just ask him for the last time. 03:29:19.680 --> 03:29:22.680 Wait, is Hayward a ranger? 03:29:22.680 --> 03:29:24.680 No. 03:29:24.680 --> 03:29:25.680 Hayward's a cop. 03:29:25.680 --> 03:29:26.680 Is it LSPD? 03:29:26.680 --> 03:29:27.680 He will arrange as a cop. 03:29:27.680 --> 03:29:29.680 Like is he LSPD or ranger? 03:29:29.680 --> 03:29:30.680 Like what? 03:29:30.680 --> 03:29:31.680 He's not a ranger. 03:29:31.680 --> 03:29:32.680 He's not a ranger. 03:29:32.680 --> 03:29:33.680 No, he's a cop. 03:29:33.680 --> 03:29:34.680 Okay, okay. 03:29:34.680 --> 03:29:36.680 Is he LSPD? 03:29:36.680 --> 03:29:38.680 What's up? What are you doing, Sal? 03:29:38.680 --> 03:29:41.680 I'm kidding, bro. I just took a fight, Dad. 03:29:41.680 --> 03:29:44.680 If we ever find him, I'll hit you up, man. 03:29:44.680 --> 03:29:46.680 Because we're looking for cops as well right now. 03:29:46.680 --> 03:29:48.680 All right, guys. Hey, you take care, y'all. 03:29:48.680 --> 03:29:51.680 You take care. If you find a hate word, let me know. 03:29:51.680 --> 03:29:54.680 I'll let you know, man. 03:29:54.680 --> 03:29:57.680 Coach Duelty, I was doing a little bit of recruiting. 03:29:57.680 --> 03:29:59.680 Gotta go. 03:29:59.680 --> 03:30:01.680 They were kind of pussies. 03:30:01.680 --> 03:30:03.680 What's going on? 03:30:03.680 --> 03:30:04.680 What's happening? 03:30:04.680 --> 03:30:08.920 what you doing baby what you doing hey i'm fucking i'm selling blue pills with 03:30:08.920 --> 03:30:13.080 a bunch of dudes you know what i'm saying you want the blue pill yeah what you mean my son 03:30:13.080 --> 03:30:22.280 nick your son right nice to meet you how you doing son what's your name uh l half day l 03:30:22.280 --> 03:30:29.720 half day well you're the boss yes bro yes you're the boss huh so wait what are you selling man 03:30:29.720 --> 03:30:34.880 you happen I'm gonna go to this house so I get we attack the two things I'll tell 03:30:34.880 --> 03:30:38.920 you what I'm telling you your voice you so you know what you're doing 03:30:38.920 --> 03:30:47.000 finish it off so what's your name sir what's my name yeah 03:30:47.000 --> 03:30:51.000 Did you also think it's my friend Geo? 03:30:51.000 --> 03:30:55.000 Geo, this is my non-biological son. 03:30:55.000 --> 03:30:57.000 Non-biological? 03:30:57.000 --> 03:31:01.000 Oh, he's your friend of mine who took him on her wingy here showing the ropes. 03:31:01.000 --> 03:31:05.000 Geo, you sling go? 03:31:05.000 --> 03:31:10.000 Nah, man, so listen, let me take you to the Father's Soul, man. 03:31:10.000 --> 03:31:12.000 Come on, let me see what this guy's doing. 03:31:12.000 --> 03:31:14.000 Well, actually, no, no, you do your thing. 03:31:14.000 --> 03:31:17.640 What I sling is I sling blue pills to a bunch of men, right? 03:31:19.120 --> 03:31:22.220 So okay, if you make money doing that 03:31:23.080 --> 03:31:24.840 Yeah 03:31:24.840 --> 03:31:30.360 All right, you want to guess I'm a dope dealer. Yeah, okay. Okay. How long have you been dealing dope? 03:31:31.880 --> 03:31:36.680 Shit a long time man. I I sell people pills. I don't even tell them what they do man 03:31:36.680 --> 03:31:42.800 I told one guy it's gonna make his girl love them. I told the guy another guy said it's gonna kill your wife 03:31:44.000 --> 03:31:47.400 Shit, I told one guy it's gonna make him smarter, man. 03:31:47.400 --> 03:31:49.280 I really don't give a fuck, man. 03:31:49.280 --> 03:31:51.680 I'll be putting whatever in these pills. 03:31:51.680 --> 03:31:52.600 I'm tired. 03:31:52.600 --> 03:31:54.680 I'm really trying to kill the whole community. 03:31:54.680 --> 03:31:55.640 You know what I'm saying? 03:31:55.640 --> 03:31:56.640 I don't care. 03:31:56.640 --> 03:31:57.840 I'm tired. 03:31:57.840 --> 03:31:59.200 He's also got a dream, man. 03:31:59.200 --> 03:32:00.520 He was trying to open a gas station 03:32:00.520 --> 03:32:02.400 with a cell bag with the streets. 03:32:02.400 --> 03:32:04.360 So now he's just kind of doing that. 03:32:04.360 --> 03:32:05.800 I put on my white suit. 03:32:05.800 --> 03:32:06.760 I put on my white suit. 03:32:06.760 --> 03:32:08.520 I go around selling drugs, man. 03:32:08.520 --> 03:32:09.360 Give a shit. 03:32:09.360 --> 03:32:12.720 Now, Gio, are you in the business of shooting cops? 03:32:12.720 --> 03:32:16.080 Oh, yeah, oh yeah, that's my person 03:32:17.520 --> 03:32:22.860 Guys, do you see now you seen Jerry round today? Yeah, Jerry. No, actually 03:32:32.840 --> 03:32:36.280 What's he doing? Oh, no, no, no, no, no bad 03:32:36.280 --> 03:32:42.280 Okay, who's this still any who's this car still it this is a man of cocksucker 03:32:42.280 --> 03:32:44.460 Wanted to take those bands and give his cash for him 03:32:44.460 --> 03:32:50.360 I'm giving you half here like a boss oh shit 03:32:50.360 --> 03:32:59.760 Oh Jerry's around intersection there it is should we get Jerry yep I mean the 03:32:59.760 --> 03:33:03.160 calendar some stuff yeah talk to you guys about what are we doing yeah we've 03:33:03.160 --> 03:33:05.400 You gotta talk to you guys, but just give us a minute here. 03:33:05.400 --> 03:33:06.400 Hey shit. 03:33:06.400 --> 03:33:09.360 Alright, whatever you do man, don't. 03:33:09.360 --> 03:33:12.720 Jerry real sensitive guy, don't put some more. 03:33:12.720 --> 03:33:14.520 Jerry's a sensitive guy? 03:33:14.520 --> 03:33:15.520 Hey Jerry! 03:33:15.520 --> 03:33:16.520 Hey Jerry! 03:33:16.520 --> 03:33:17.520 Hey! 03:33:17.520 --> 03:33:19.520 What's up man, where you at? 03:33:19.520 --> 03:33:20.520 Man, you're poor. 03:33:20.520 --> 03:33:25.320 I'm already selling up blue pills to a bunch of men man. 03:33:25.320 --> 03:33:27.320 How much are you getting again, shit? 03:33:27.320 --> 03:33:31.840 Yeah, I'm wearing all white, how's your phone? 03:33:31.840 --> 03:33:33.840 I got ten bullets. 03:33:33.840 --> 03:33:34.840 Ten? That's it? 03:33:34.840 --> 03:33:36.840 Yeah, Granny didn't really want me out to do everything. 03:33:36.840 --> 03:33:38.840 We'll be right back. 03:33:38.840 --> 03:33:40.840 Alright, I'm... 03:33:40.840 --> 03:33:44.840 Coach, why is the van leaning to the left? 03:33:44.840 --> 03:33:50.840 It's probably, you know, the suspension on this bad boy, rode your axe on the generation, it's probably... 03:33:50.840 --> 03:33:52.840 You know, I'm just a little bit... 03:33:52.840 --> 03:33:57.840 Wait, coach, I have ten mags, sorry. I have 83 bullets, sorry. Let's check again. 03:33:57.840 --> 03:33:59.840 Go in there and get some more. You're gonna need it. 03:33:59.840 --> 03:34:00.840 Push them back. 03:34:00.840 --> 03:34:01.840 All right. Wait, wait. 03:34:01.840 --> 03:34:03.840 We blasting cops? 03:34:03.840 --> 03:34:04.840 We're gonna talk to you about everything. 03:34:04.840 --> 03:34:06.840 We can talk about everything. Hold on. 03:34:06.840 --> 03:34:09.840 As long as it's more than one, I'm trying to kill the whole community. 03:34:14.840 --> 03:34:19.840 Get in there and get, like, anywhere between, like, five to ten boxes. 03:34:22.840 --> 03:34:23.840 You should have the cash. 03:34:23.840 --> 03:34:26.840 Coach, I'm gonna get body on the tail. 03:34:26.840 --> 03:34:28.840 Can we do that? 03:34:28.840 --> 03:34:29.840 Yeah, I just bought something. 03:34:29.840 --> 03:34:30.840 Yeah, there's body armor. 03:34:30.840 --> 03:34:32.840 Holy shit, I'm gonna be dead. 03:34:32.840 --> 03:34:34.840 I mean, you got natural body armor, dude. 03:34:34.840 --> 03:34:35.840 What the fuck? 03:34:35.840 --> 03:34:36.840 He's calling me. 03:34:36.840 --> 03:34:37.840 He's calling me. 03:34:37.840 --> 03:34:38.840 He's calling me. 03:34:38.840 --> 03:34:39.840 I'm gonna cut you. 03:34:39.840 --> 03:34:40.840 Hey, what? 03:34:40.840 --> 03:34:42.840 Been waiting to hear from you all day, man. 03:34:42.840 --> 03:34:43.840 Where you at? 03:34:43.840 --> 03:34:45.840 Oh, well, I just got on duty. 03:34:45.840 --> 03:34:46.840 Oh, you just got on duty? 03:34:46.840 --> 03:34:47.840 Cool. 03:34:47.840 --> 03:34:48.840 Yeah. 03:34:48.840 --> 03:34:49.840 Yeah. 03:34:49.840 --> 03:34:52.840 You still, um, you guys still ready for that sting operation on Coach Dube? 03:34:52.840 --> 03:34:53.840 Yeah. 03:34:53.840 --> 03:34:57.280 Um, you guys still ready for that sting operation on Coach Dooley? 03:34:57.280 --> 03:35:02.000 Yeah, I'll send you a ping to beat me at a location. We'll discuss it from there. 03:35:02.560 --> 03:35:03.760 Okay, you want... 03:35:04.160 --> 03:35:05.760 Okay, yeah, that sounds good. 03:35:06.880 --> 03:35:07.600 Yeah. 03:35:07.600 --> 03:35:08.160 Alright. 03:35:08.160 --> 03:35:09.680 I'll let you know, I'll text you. 03:35:09.680 --> 03:35:11.040 Okay, see you soon. 03:35:15.040 --> 03:35:16.800 Let me, let me guess, let me guess. 03:35:16.800 --> 03:35:17.440 You hear that? 03:35:19.440 --> 03:35:20.240 Let me guess. 03:35:20.240 --> 03:35:23.360 If I motherfuck it, they gonna send a location. We gonna walk up there. 03:35:23.360 --> 03:35:26.000 You're gonna put the pistol to his head and pull the trigger, right? 03:35:26.880 --> 03:35:27.880 Yeah, I know, Jill. 03:35:27.880 --> 03:35:29.400 I guess I'm not gonna do this, though. Come on. 03:35:29.400 --> 03:35:30.400 I don't know what to do. 03:35:31.360 --> 03:35:33.360 Don't be a pussy, man. Don't be a pussy. 03:35:33.760 --> 03:35:34.240 Hey, my boy. 03:35:34.240 --> 03:35:35.480 You gotta blow that new head off. 03:35:35.480 --> 03:35:36.480 Chill him, man. 03:35:37.480 --> 03:35:38.480 Chill him. 03:35:53.360 --> 03:36:00.360 I got armor on Jerry. 03:36:00.360 --> 03:36:02.360 Oh, sorry. 03:36:02.360 --> 03:36:04.360 You shot gun, my bad. 03:36:04.360 --> 03:36:06.360 You don't take my shot gun, man. 03:36:06.360 --> 03:36:08.360 Come on, man. 03:36:08.360 --> 03:36:09.360 You can't open the door. 03:36:09.360 --> 03:36:11.360 Coach, do I need ammo or 580? 03:36:11.360 --> 03:36:14.360 Put all the damage you put on the ammo in here again. 03:36:14.360 --> 03:36:16.360 Give me a what? I'm standing right here. 03:36:16.360 --> 03:36:18.360 I'm going to buy something. 03:36:18.360 --> 03:36:20.360 I got all your ammo. 03:36:20.360 --> 03:36:22.360 You 03:36:22.880 --> 03:36:26.480 Let me move to the backseat. Oh, so when I click ammo nothing comes up 03:36:31.160 --> 03:36:33.320 Get you like anywhere between five and ten boxes 03:36:34.440 --> 03:36:39.920 I can't buy him. Oh, I mean, you know load them all in the gun. So you got it out radio fucking go 03:36:42.920 --> 03:36:44.920 Oh coach, I can't buy any ammo 03:36:44.920 --> 03:36:46.920 Okay 03:36:49.680 --> 03:36:53.460 But coach I have ten boxes of ammo like I have 83 pistol shots right now 03:36:58.640 --> 03:37:01.240 You know what you're gonna have you gonna have you gonna have when you do it 03:37:10.360 --> 03:37:12.360 And we're gonna twiddle this in 03:37:12.360 --> 03:37:14.360 I'm gonna tell you about this shit 03:37:15.480 --> 03:37:17.760 Just once you've got it out you can do it in the 03:37:18.960 --> 03:37:23.500 You can do right in the car too. What you have to get out. You just gotta you know load the bullets in the gun 03:37:25.800 --> 03:37:30.900 Coach it's already loaded I already have bullets trust me give me more than 83 shots 03:37:33.900 --> 03:37:35.900 We need more than 83 shots 03:37:37.660 --> 03:37:40.100 Probably most likely yeah just in case 03:37:42.360 --> 03:37:50.160 Use your right finger on the ammo and then use it so you load it in the gun. 03:37:50.160 --> 03:37:52.160 Alright, I'm loading it up, I'm loading it up. 03:37:52.160 --> 03:37:54.360 Load them out, baby, load them out. 03:37:54.360 --> 03:37:56.360 Load them up, load them up. 03:38:00.360 --> 03:38:02.360 Jerry on his way right now is stealing the car. 03:38:04.360 --> 03:38:06.360 It only does one fox at a time, so you better do it like that. 03:38:06.360 --> 03:38:08.360 That's shit at a time, but load what you need to. 03:38:08.360 --> 03:38:14.320 you. Next thing I need you to do is I need you to go in here and change your outfit completely. 03:38:14.320 --> 03:38:18.920 So I'm just in a totally different disguise? You're going to need to look completely different 03:38:18.920 --> 03:38:25.080 and need to have like a mask. But coach the problem is, cable wants to meet me like now, 03:38:25.080 --> 03:38:29.800 like soon. What should I, like how should we go about that? Well just, just make another 03:38:29.800 --> 03:38:33.240 outfit and then you can save the outfit. You can come in and change anytime you need 03:38:33.240 --> 03:38:34.840 You know what I'm saying? 03:38:34.840 --> 03:38:35.840 Okay, Poppy. 03:38:55.040 --> 03:38:57.540 You think they're gonna recognize me? 03:38:57.540 --> 03:38:59.140 I think once we get them out sorted, 03:38:59.140 --> 03:39:01.140 we'd like some clothes and a gun and everything. 03:39:01.140 --> 03:39:03.140 We're gonna talk the plan. 03:39:03.140 --> 03:39:05.140 All right 03:39:07.860 --> 03:39:09.860 Yo, Jerry 03:39:16.140 --> 03:39:19.580 This guy he does nothing she does nothing 03:39:23.500 --> 03:39:25.500 Yeah 03:39:33.140 --> 03:39:35.140 I'm not Mr. King, man. 03:39:35.140 --> 03:39:37.140 Jerry, it's good to see you. How you doing? 03:39:37.140 --> 03:39:39.140 I'm good. I'm good. 03:39:39.140 --> 03:39:41.140 Well, you know, looking at the cold, right? 03:39:41.140 --> 03:39:43.140 This is my complexion, man. 03:39:43.140 --> 03:39:45.140 You still struggling with it? 03:39:45.140 --> 03:39:47.140 The fuck! 03:39:47.140 --> 03:39:49.140 Well, in just a few minutes here, I'm going to introduce you to somebody. 03:39:49.140 --> 03:39:51.140 This is my complexion, bro. 03:39:51.140 --> 03:39:53.140 Yeah, not my biological son, but I'm pretty much, you know, 03:39:53.140 --> 03:39:55.140 taking him out of my wing, calling my son his name's Nick. 03:39:55.140 --> 03:39:57.140 Otherwise... 03:39:57.140 --> 03:39:59.140 I'm not Mr. King, man. 03:39:59.140 --> 03:40:01.140 Jerry, it's good to see you. How you doing? 03:40:01.140 --> 03:40:06.460 his name is Nick otherwise don't know otherwise don't know if they got a 03:40:06.460 --> 03:40:10.900 white suit jacket on nobody's on them up fucking he wearing got down snickers 03:40:10.900 --> 03:40:18.420 oh hell no he got that haircut man what's up I got a flat on hey hey hey 03:40:18.420 --> 03:40:26.500 that's Nick in okay okay okay okay get him out of my way my way boy that's the 03:40:26.500 --> 03:40:30.500 last thing you're gonna see a naked man wearing a bowling hat 03:40:31.140 --> 03:40:35.140 It might be, actually. Honestly, that would be a pretty bad answer if that's what happens. 03:40:35.140 --> 03:40:37.140 Why do they call him Big Dick Nick, man? 03:40:37.140 --> 03:40:40.140 Well, I think that's a good question. I don't even know why they call him that. 03:40:40.140 --> 03:40:42.140 I sell blue pills that he needs one. 03:40:42.140 --> 03:40:44.140 You're gonna have to ask him that. 03:40:45.140 --> 03:40:47.140 Oh, shit, the cops just outside. 03:40:47.140 --> 03:40:48.140 Just cops outside? 03:40:48.140 --> 03:40:49.140 Yeah, the police outside. 03:40:49.140 --> 03:40:50.140 The what? 03:40:50.140 --> 03:40:52.140 I don't know. It was whipping past. 03:40:52.140 --> 03:40:56.140 Listen, once he gets changed and he gets a little something on and a mask and everything, 03:40:56.140 --> 03:40:58.140 we're gonna go talk and explain everything. 03:40:58.140 --> 03:40:59.140 All right? 03:40:59.140 --> 03:41:00.140 All right. 03:41:00.140 --> 03:41:04.700 be maxed up a little possibly but for now you know it'll take you two seconds 03:41:04.700 --> 03:41:08.460 to get a mask and take Nick here you know. Mr. King, you're one of my wife. She's kind of 03:41:08.460 --> 03:41:13.900 just giving me a little bit. You guys be... Come on, bro. Stop. Don't call me that, man. 03:41:15.100 --> 03:41:17.740 Just because I'm wearing all white you think we about to do something crazy? 03:41:17.740 --> 03:41:23.980 Survive it, Mr. King. Stop. Hopefully, I survive. Stop saying survive it, Mr. King, man. You make 03:41:23.980 --> 03:41:28.060 it... You're making the streets talk about me. Coach, what do you think of this, Scott? 03:41:28.060 --> 03:41:30.940 Oh, yeah, I'm making the motherfuckin streets talk about 03:41:30.940 --> 03:41:32.140 Coach, what do you think you said here? 03:41:32.140 --> 03:41:34.540 You better wear it, but you're still gonna need a mask 03:41:34.540 --> 03:41:35.740 Still gonna need a mask 03:41:35.740 --> 03:41:37.180 Need a mask? Okay 03:41:37.180 --> 03:41:39.180 Yep 03:41:41.420 --> 03:41:43.580 No face, no case 03:41:43.580 --> 03:41:44.300 You okay? 03:41:44.300 --> 03:41:45.740 Well, in our case, not the same 03:41:45.740 --> 03:41:46.540 Cool 03:41:46.540 --> 03:41:47.580 You say the same, cool 03:41:48.780 --> 03:41:49.660 That is true 03:41:49.660 --> 03:41:50.300 How about this? 03:41:51.020 --> 03:41:51.420 Oh 03:41:54.620 --> 03:41:55.580 Oh, see 03:41:55.580 --> 03:41:56.700 Coach, how about this one? 03:41:56.700 --> 03:41:57.260 How about this? 03:41:57.260 --> 03:41:59.900 You look like you look like you're going to play Rainbow Six Siege. 03:41:59.900 --> 03:42:02.000 I'll just check you through the count up. 03:42:06.400 --> 03:42:07.700 I'm comfortable in there. 03:42:07.700 --> 03:42:08.500 That can work. 03:42:08.500 --> 03:42:09.500 That can work. 03:42:13.100 --> 03:42:13.940 I don't listen to that. 03:42:13.940 --> 03:42:16.540 It's like mask fancy. 03:42:17.100 --> 03:42:18.440 It's just like hats. 03:42:22.040 --> 03:42:23.640 Just like hats, bro. 03:42:24.240 --> 03:42:25.240 I love this guy. 03:42:27.260 --> 03:42:31.260 What's going on in the city, boys? What's new? I wouldn't run these today. 03:42:31.260 --> 03:42:34.260 We're in body armor now, this is fucking crazy. 03:42:34.260 --> 03:42:38.260 Yeah, you know, it was kind of cool for a day or two. 03:42:38.260 --> 03:42:42.260 We went to Wu-Chang Studio, we killed everybody in there. 03:42:42.260 --> 03:42:43.260 Really? 03:42:43.260 --> 03:42:46.260 There was about ten people in there, we shot up the whole music studio. 03:42:46.260 --> 03:42:48.260 Whoa, Louis Calibur. Chad, Louis Calibur. 03:42:48.260 --> 03:42:50.260 And what'd they do? They just got him. 03:42:50.260 --> 03:42:52.260 Whoa, man, they dropped the digital handshake. 03:42:52.260 --> 03:42:54.260 And that's just episode one of Survivor, Mr. Count. 03:42:54.260 --> 03:42:57.540 They dropped it this on us so we dropped them now. What do you think coach? 03:42:58.780 --> 03:43:02.540 Looking like real. Hey, hey, there we go. I'm carry 03:43:03.900 --> 03:43:10.020 Keep my word to myself. Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. No, you're late fly Jerry. Get this out of the way, right? 03:43:10.020 --> 03:43:13.300 Wait, wait, wait, Jerry. What up, dude? 03:43:13.820 --> 03:43:19.620 That was great. I'm up. Oh, yeah, you is my good friend Jerry. What should be my good friend Nick? 03:43:19.620 --> 03:43:24.620 Jerry nice to meet you. Go by El Hafe. 03:43:24.620 --> 03:43:27.620 Hey, I'm not calling you that was the real name. 03:43:27.620 --> 03:43:29.620 It's El Hafe. 03:43:29.620 --> 03:43:31.620 I'm not calling you boss man. 03:43:31.620 --> 03:43:34.620 No, I'm not calling you Hafe, Jesse, boss, none of this. 03:43:34.620 --> 03:43:37.620 Alright, Jerry, look, I could tell we might not like each other, bro. 03:43:37.620 --> 03:43:39.620 I'm gonna be honest. 03:43:39.620 --> 03:43:42.620 Jerry, I go by El Hafe, dude. 03:43:42.620 --> 03:43:45.620 Just submit, bro. I'm the boss. 03:43:45.620 --> 03:43:47.620 Submit, Mr. Ken, you hear enough? 03:43:47.620 --> 03:43:52.620 I want to let another man talk to me like that ain't gonna lie man what should I do right now what should I do? 03:43:52.620 --> 03:43:54.620 Look at what he's wearing on his face man 03:43:54.620 --> 03:43:57.620 Let me burn him up fucking monkey man telling me this to me 03:43:57.620 --> 03:44:02.620 What the fuck are you doing man? 03:44:02.620 --> 03:44:05.620 I'm sorry I'm sorry I can't wait no 03:44:05.620 --> 03:44:08.620 Jerry my name is Nick, my name is Nick 03:44:08.620 --> 03:44:10.620 Nice to meet you man I'm Jerry 03:44:10.620 --> 03:44:12.620 Nice to meet you Jerry nice to meet you 03:44:12.620 --> 03:44:16.620 Alright boys I didn't want to have to be the one that said it I'm the one that said it 03:44:16.620 --> 03:44:22.200 you don't want to say that I'm gonna get that mix over this change it up I got 03:44:22.200 --> 03:44:25.960 Nick and I got some real important stuff you guys talking about what you guys 03:44:25.960 --> 03:44:29.360 right you got a picture on your son man what the fuck is this man you don't 03:44:29.360 --> 03:44:35.280 free you know you know Jerry sensitive about this shit man I'm very big on 03:44:35.280 --> 03:44:42.800 tough love okay there are some things is just gonna have to land by going 03:44:42.800 --> 03:44:45.340 through the process, you know? 03:44:45.340 --> 03:44:46.180 Cat, new outfit? 03:44:46.180 --> 03:44:48.260 All right, all right. 03:44:48.260 --> 03:44:49.180 All right, Coach. 03:44:49.180 --> 03:44:50.420 It's better this way. 03:44:50.420 --> 03:44:51.660 You know, you were a good coach, man. 03:44:51.660 --> 03:44:53.300 You were a good coach. 03:44:53.300 --> 03:44:54.300 There we go. 03:44:54.300 --> 03:44:55.180 There's a life lesson. 03:44:55.180 --> 03:44:56.060 She's a memories. 03:44:56.060 --> 03:44:57.460 You know, he's a member. 03:44:57.460 --> 03:44:58.940 You didn't have to ult like that, bro. 03:44:58.940 --> 03:45:00.220 You didn't have to ult like that, Jerry. 03:45:00.220 --> 03:45:01.020 I ain't gonna love. 03:45:01.020 --> 03:45:02.380 Now, do y'all want a new? 03:45:02.380 --> 03:45:04.180 No, I meant no harm, man. 03:45:04.180 --> 03:45:05.020 You know what I'm saying? 03:45:05.020 --> 03:45:06.020 There was no ill intent. 03:45:06.020 --> 03:45:07.620 Jerry, do you want me to change my mask? 03:45:07.620 --> 03:45:09.700 Like, I didn't look, what do we, I'm sorry. 03:45:09.700 --> 03:45:10.540 You ain't hurt my feelings. 03:45:10.540 --> 03:45:11.500 I just wanted to give you a seat. 03:45:11.500 --> 03:45:12.820 I do the error of it. 03:45:12.820 --> 03:45:13.320 OK, all right. 03:45:13.320 --> 03:45:14.640 I'm just fucking with you. 03:45:14.640 --> 03:45:16.380 He's just fucking with me. 03:45:16.380 --> 03:45:18.040 He's busting my balls, yeah. 03:45:18.040 --> 03:45:19.680 He just put these balls in his hand. 03:45:19.680 --> 03:45:22.480 Yes, well, I thought Mr. King made me work for him all the time. 03:45:22.480 --> 03:45:22.980 No, no, no. 03:45:22.980 --> 03:45:23.980 He's not like that. 03:45:23.980 --> 03:45:25.500 Don't listen to him. 03:45:25.500 --> 03:45:26.300 Wait, now, change the fact. 03:45:26.300 --> 03:45:27.720 He's not with Geo too. 03:45:27.720 --> 03:45:28.980 All right, now, half of the cab will 03:45:28.980 --> 03:45:30.240 go to Taxiway Private, please. 03:45:30.240 --> 03:45:30.700 What do you mean? 03:45:30.700 --> 03:45:31.900 I'm supposed to be in this. 03:45:31.900 --> 03:45:32.880 OK, now, go. 03:45:32.880 --> 03:45:33.380 Go, go. 03:45:36.300 --> 03:45:38.540 We're taking Geo's gas way better. 03:45:38.540 --> 03:45:41.580 coach and i were my old fit for now coach 03:45:41.580 --> 03:45:45.420 uh... it doesn't matter we can always come back did you save that outfit 03:45:45.420 --> 03:45:50.420 yeah i saved it i saved it 03:45:50.420 --> 03:45:51.580 alright 03:45:51.580 --> 03:45:53.020 so 03:45:53.020 --> 03:45:55.300 coaches you tell them what we're doing 03:45:55.300 --> 03:45:58.340 yeah there's a lot of cops around here we'll just talk some private so they don't 03:45:58.340 --> 03:46:00.260 whip on us 03:46:00.260 --> 03:46:04.580 rain 03:46:04.580 --> 03:46:11.580 just in case you don't understand boys 03:46:16.700 --> 03:46:19.860 dude y'all think we have enough people to kill cops at? 03:46:19.860 --> 03:46:25.020 do y'all think we have enough people? 03:46:25.020 --> 03:46:30.660 should be, you know, familiar to it, just like Tarpon Springs here 03:46:30.660 --> 03:46:35.500 this does look like tarpon springs coach 03:46:35.500 --> 03:46:39.700 okay fellas 03:46:39.700 --> 03:46:46.200 nick and i have called you here today for one specific reason 03:46:46.200 --> 03:46:51.800 hell heffa here got himself in a little bit of a pickle he needs to send a message to the cops 03:46:51.800 --> 03:46:53.360 that's right 03:46:53.360 --> 03:46:55.200 all right nick goes by 03:46:55.200 --> 03:46:56.660 Yeah, you're a little dick, Nick. 03:46:56.660 --> 03:46:57.700 Big dick, Nick. 03:46:57.700 --> 03:47:01.200 Well, yeah, I'll have that. 03:47:01.200 --> 03:47:06.180 Now, look, Nick, Gio and Jerry are two very good friends of mine. 03:47:06.180 --> 03:47:09.860 So whatever you tell them is going to stay right here 03:47:09.860 --> 03:47:12.720 in Toppin' Springs, you understand? 03:47:12.720 --> 03:47:13.460 All right. 03:47:13.460 --> 03:47:16.340 So boys, I'll keep it simple and quick. 03:47:16.340 --> 03:47:21.140 Two days ago, me and Coach Duarte were robbing a gas station. 03:47:21.140 --> 03:47:23.740 Three police officers saw us do it, 03:47:23.740 --> 03:47:25.820 and they threatened me ever since, 03:47:25.820 --> 03:47:27.780 and they questioned me yesterday. 03:47:27.780 --> 03:47:30.300 Basically saying, if I don't turn over Coach Dooli, 03:47:30.300 --> 03:47:33.540 then I'm just gonna be in jail for the rest of my life, 03:47:33.540 --> 03:47:37.100 and I'm gonna basically drop the soap and get bent over. 03:47:37.100 --> 03:47:39.460 So then what ended up happening was I told them 03:47:39.460 --> 03:47:42.340 I would be a CI and rat on Coach Dooli. 03:47:42.340 --> 03:47:43.740 Obviously I would never do that, 03:47:43.740 --> 03:47:45.620 so then I told Coach Dooli, 03:47:45.620 --> 03:47:46.820 and then what we're gonna do 03:47:46.820 --> 03:47:48.540 is we're gonna bring the cops to a location 03:47:48.540 --> 03:47:50.220 and we're all gonna fucking shoot him. 03:47:50.220 --> 03:47:51.220 How does that sound? 03:47:51.220 --> 03:48:00.380 you know what man that sounds wonderful man I've been waiting for this shit I 03:48:00.380 --> 03:48:05.660 want to kill some more fuckers man yeah I can't get a cop I'm gonna get in 03:48:05.660 --> 03:48:10.700 badly I mean getting violated here they brutalized when we see I hate them 03:48:10.700 --> 03:48:17.380 cops I hate that I know we can count on you here's the deal 03:48:17.380 --> 03:48:21.600 say about going to prison this is more about sending a message let them know 03:48:21.600 --> 03:48:28.200 let's get what's never sweet in Los Santos shit was never sweet in Los Santos 03:48:28.200 --> 03:48:34.600 okay now have they here is gonna send a message to this no he ain't no goddamn 03:48:34.600 --> 03:48:39.500 CI he ain't no snitch it's just for even asking him they're gonna get got full 03:48:39.500 --> 03:48:45.140 it so y'all got the cunts for this cuz all I got is a 03:48:45.140 --> 03:48:49.940 What do y'all got everybody got the same pitch y'all got the same 03:48:49.940 --> 03:48:55.140 Youngs like coach. There's a helicopter of us. Should we be worried about that? 03:48:55.140 --> 03:49:00.940 All right, let's just probably you know Michael Jordan keeping an eye on me some 03:49:00.940 --> 03:49:08.780 like that true so look he's got a meeting set up real soon with Haywood 03:49:08.780 --> 03:49:13.980 Haywood wants to be no rollover you hit the conversation Jerry he's expected him 03:49:13.980 --> 03:49:19.580 to show up and tell him everything he needs to know, maybe even learn me there, something like that. 03:49:19.580 --> 03:49:28.780 So we got a couple options. We can have Nick go there and meet in person and set up a new location 03:49:28.780 --> 03:49:34.220 or maybe get some more caps there, something like that. Or we can just get a real nice car, 03:49:34.780 --> 03:49:40.380 roll up on Haywood, maybe two cars have him go in first or something. We'll just whip him in, 03:49:40.380 --> 03:49:45.500 have a gun this cock second down we have his back and let him know they'll have a 03:49:45.500 --> 03:49:52.020 never be working no see I'd never snitch no guy didn't cops no boys I just 03:49:52.020 --> 03:50:02.340 gotta I just got a message from hey what do you say let's check he said 03:50:02.340 --> 03:50:09.340 sending the ping in one minute you have ten minutes to show up alone why does he 03:50:09.340 --> 03:50:13.540 want me to show up alone dickie because they want to fucking interrogate so 03:50:13.540 --> 03:50:21.340 baby they want you alone you see I ain't got no back though so you think 03:50:21.340 --> 03:50:26.300 should I show up alone and tell them I'll meet well I'll bring duly to a 03:50:26.300 --> 03:50:30.260 different location or should we just show up and shoot his ass well it's 03:50:30.260 --> 03:50:34.380 that's the question for you well have fake is how you want to do it man you 03:50:34.380 --> 03:50:36.060 Really, you're paying us on a couple of things. 03:50:36.060 --> 03:50:40.100 Number one, do you want to get just Haywood 03:50:40.100 --> 03:50:41.580 and make sure we send a message 03:50:41.580 --> 03:50:44.260 and guarantee us getting out safe? 03:50:44.260 --> 03:50:45.860 Or do you want to get multiple caps 03:50:45.860 --> 03:50:47.300 and get real risky with it? 03:50:48.420 --> 03:50:51.820 I think as many cops as we can get, 03:50:51.820 --> 03:50:53.920 but Haywood's a good start. 03:50:53.920 --> 03:50:57.580 But if we're outnumbered in shit, we should probably leave. 03:50:57.580 --> 03:50:58.700 Okay, you send me a location. 03:50:58.700 --> 03:51:00.500 Looks like it's in your mountains. 03:51:01.460 --> 03:51:02.700 I was probably gonna go down 03:51:02.700 --> 03:51:04.700 He's probably not gonna be alone. 03:51:04.700 --> 03:51:06.700 Probably not gonna be alone. 03:51:06.700 --> 03:51:08.700 We're gonna need at least 03:51:08.700 --> 03:51:10.700 one, maybe two good guys. 03:51:10.700 --> 03:51:12.700 Yeah, show us the location in the car. 03:51:12.700 --> 03:51:15.700 You know, you can go up to him alone 03:51:15.700 --> 03:51:18.700 and then you could, like, whistle, give us a sign, you know? 03:51:18.700 --> 03:51:20.700 And then we start blasting. 03:51:20.700 --> 03:51:23.700 Okay. Any of y'all got a gauze button way? 03:51:23.700 --> 03:51:25.700 Yeah, we'll go to the hospital first. 03:51:25.700 --> 03:51:27.700 No, I got it. We're gonna be all right. 03:51:27.700 --> 03:51:28.700 Come on. 03:51:28.700 --> 03:51:30.700 You can give him a little whistle. 03:51:30.700 --> 03:51:32.940 Also, Nick, I need you to check the glove when you get in here. 03:51:32.940 --> 03:51:34.040 I'm gonna give you a couple of laxatives. 03:51:34.040 --> 03:51:35.440 Thank you, Jerry. Love you. 03:51:35.440 --> 03:51:36.380 I'll have them moved. 03:51:36.380 --> 03:51:38.580 I never tell you you love me again. 03:51:38.580 --> 03:51:40.780 Yes, sir. Yes, sir. 03:51:40.780 --> 03:51:41.780 Sir. 03:51:43.180 --> 03:51:44.920 Sorry, Jerry. Thank you. 03:51:44.920 --> 03:51:46.020 Hey, I'm a clear thank. 03:51:46.020 --> 03:51:48.260 Is all you need is love. 03:51:48.260 --> 03:51:49.160 Check the glove, right? 03:51:49.160 --> 03:51:50.800 If those laxatives have the glove, those yes. 03:51:50.800 --> 03:51:53.160 You can just help the guy in the future. 03:51:53.160 --> 03:51:54.160 OK. 03:51:56.360 --> 03:51:57.740 OK. 03:51:57.740 --> 03:51:58.900 Now, can y'all see the pain? 03:51:58.900 --> 03:52:00.140 Can y'all see it? 03:52:00.140 --> 03:52:01.520 Yeah, let me see. 03:52:01.520 --> 03:52:02.480 All right, we want to do this look. 03:52:02.480 --> 03:52:03.320 We did it in the proper way. 03:52:03.320 --> 03:52:04.920 You can't even stand there and talk to them. 03:52:04.920 --> 03:52:08.560 All you got to do is put your hands up, and we can let her up. 03:52:08.560 --> 03:52:09.800 You got to say something. 03:52:09.800 --> 03:52:12.200 Well, first, grab those. 03:52:12.200 --> 03:52:13.800 Nick, look at the glove box. 03:52:13.800 --> 03:52:16.560 You grab those blackpink. 03:52:16.560 --> 03:52:17.160 Oh, you put blackpink. 03:52:17.160 --> 03:52:17.800 You need those just in case. 03:52:17.800 --> 03:52:18.960 Blackpink? 03:52:18.960 --> 03:52:21.200 Yep, grab those. 03:52:21.200 --> 03:52:23.880 I mean, I don't know how you want to do this, Nick. 03:52:23.880 --> 03:52:25.520 But if you really want to send this message, 03:52:25.520 --> 03:52:26.960 I think you got to be shooting the gun. 03:52:26.960 --> 03:52:29.000 Like, he can't think that, you know. 03:52:29.000 --> 03:52:30.000 Yeah. 03:52:30.000 --> 03:52:33.440 Coach, one problem though, Coach, how do I get to my pitch? 03:52:34.720 --> 03:52:37.840 Uh, grab it, just drag it out of the glove box and you pack it. 03:52:41.600 --> 03:52:42.880 Thank you, Coach, thank you. 03:52:42.880 --> 03:52:44.160 Alright, so here's what I think. 03:52:45.440 --> 03:52:52.480 I think y'all drop me off, I walk up there, you guys look at me from afar and... 03:52:54.480 --> 03:52:56.000 What could be a signal I give? 03:52:57.920 --> 03:52:58.800 You could whistle. 03:52:58.800 --> 03:53:08.800 Oh, yeah, we can all be on like a car together. Yeah, well, that would be obvious though. 03:53:08.800 --> 03:53:14.800 Yep. Well, I think look, Nick, I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't know if you want to do this in the skies. 03:53:14.800 --> 03:53:20.800 If you really want to let it know, but if you want to let it know that, you know, you're gonna put a tiger in your back, but they're gonna know from now on. 03:53:20.800 --> 03:53:25.800 Now, if they don't fuck with no cops, I don't even I don't even watch. 03:53:25.800 --> 03:53:27.560 I 03:53:27.560 --> 03:53:30.140 Don't even I don't even want to discuss. I want him to know it's me 03:53:30.140 --> 03:53:35.240 I want to be the most wanted wants to me. Yes. I want I want this shit to me something man 03:53:36.040 --> 03:53:39.520 Okay, then fuck the mask, you know, we can even go back and change out. It's me 03:53:40.640 --> 03:53:43.920 Fuck you gave me 10 minutes. I just realized in like five 03:53:44.880 --> 03:53:49.920 Okay, it's okay. We got time. We got time. Take off the mask. Can I take out a mess? Yeah? Yeah, I 03:53:52.120 --> 03:53:54.680 Mean we don't have a good car so we just can't whip up 03:53:55.800 --> 03:53:59.640 We all whip him on this guy, put him at gunpoint. 03:53:59.640 --> 03:54:01.200 You say what you got to say to this cock, 03:54:01.200 --> 03:54:02.040 so I can let him know. 03:54:02.040 --> 03:54:04.040 He not going to be alone. 03:54:04.040 --> 03:54:06.760 Fifth today. 03:54:06.760 --> 03:54:08.640 Y'all don't think he's going to be alone in the mountains? 03:54:08.640 --> 03:54:09.640 Oh, yeah. 03:54:09.640 --> 03:54:11.000 He might have backed up. 03:54:11.000 --> 03:54:15.040 I'd say like 10% chances he's alone. 03:54:15.040 --> 03:54:16.040 Well, you guys got that. 03:54:16.040 --> 03:54:17.240 Coach, you got him? 03:54:17.240 --> 03:54:18.160 Coach, you got him? 03:54:18.160 --> 03:54:19.160 I got him here. 03:54:19.160 --> 03:54:20.160 I got him. 03:54:20.160 --> 03:54:21.960 I got him, boy. 03:54:21.960 --> 03:54:23.360 Well, I'm going to need it, that's for sure. 03:54:23.360 --> 03:54:30.200 He runs up he talks to him if he don't like what's going on. He whistles we roll up hold him up 03:54:34.800 --> 03:54:38.000 Again, I don't even know what we should do now. We're gonna be on the outside 03:54:42.320 --> 03:54:46.840 Click it radio it's gonna be VCD for 03:54:48.000 --> 03:54:51.760 Yeah, you got too many people in there you kick somebody. Yeah, I'll get him out right now 03:54:53.360 --> 03:55:00.360 How do you use the radio? 03:55:00.360 --> 03:55:05.360 How do you use the radio? 03:55:05.360 --> 03:55:09.360 But I'm getting a call. 03:55:09.360 --> 03:55:12.360 I thought that's probably one of them. 03:55:12.360 --> 03:55:15.360 It's great. 03:55:15.360 --> 03:55:17.360 Hello? 03:55:17.360 --> 03:55:19.360 Hello? 03:55:19.360 --> 03:55:20.360 Hello? 03:55:20.360 --> 03:55:21.360 Hello? 03:55:21.360 --> 03:55:22.360 Hello? 03:55:22.360 --> 03:55:23.360 Hello? 03:55:23.360 --> 03:55:24.360 Hello? 03:55:24.360 --> 03:55:25.360 Hello? 03:55:25.360 --> 03:55:26.360 How's it going? 03:55:26.360 --> 03:55:27.360 Oh God. 03:55:27.360 --> 03:55:28.360 Hi sir, how are you? 03:55:28.360 --> 03:55:29.360 Hey, this is Officer Tommy Tinker with the LSBD. 03:55:29.360 --> 03:55:30.360 How are you? 03:55:30.360 --> 03:55:31.360 Are you coming to this location? 03:55:31.360 --> 03:55:32.360 Hello? 03:55:32.360 --> 03:55:33.360 Hello? 03:55:33.360 --> 03:55:34.360 Hello? 03:55:34.360 --> 03:55:35.360 Hello? 03:55:35.360 --> 03:55:36.360 Hello? 03:55:36.360 --> 03:55:37.360 Hello? 03:55:37.360 --> 03:55:38.360 Hello? 03:55:38.360 --> 03:55:39.360 Hello? 03:55:39.360 --> 03:55:40.360 Hello? 03:55:40.360 --> 03:55:41.360 Hello? 03:55:41.360 --> 03:55:42.360 Hello? 03:55:42.360 --> 03:55:43.360 Hello? 03:55:43.360 --> 03:55:44.360 Hello? 03:55:44.360 --> 03:55:45.360 Hello? 03:55:45.360 --> 03:55:46.360 Hello? 03:55:46.360 --> 03:55:47.360 Hello? 03:55:47.360 --> 03:55:48.360 Hello? 03:55:48.360 --> 03:55:54.880 Are you coming to this location or what man? We don't got all day. Yep. I'll be there shortly man. Okay. How long shortly you got a ETA? 03:55:55.840 --> 03:55:57.840 Should be about 03:55:57.960 --> 03:55:59.960 Three to four minutes 03:55:59.960 --> 03:56:06.780 Are you walking? Do you got a car? I'm probably gonna walk up. Yep. Okay. Do you need a ride? 03:56:07.880 --> 03:56:10.280 No, I don't need a ride. I'm just walking up here 03:56:11.400 --> 03:56:15.120 Please don't walk sir. Do you ask somebody for a ride and got friends or something? 03:56:16.080 --> 03:56:22.200 Yeah, yeah, I gotta ride I can get a ride it. Okay. Okay. I get a bicycle or something, you know, yeah 03:56:22.440 --> 03:56:24.440 Yeah, I can get a ride run 03:56:24.520 --> 03:56:29.400 All right, sir. We'll see you in four to five minutes. Okay. I'm gonna hold my breath on okay, okay? 03:56:30.080 --> 03:56:32.080 Okay 03:56:32.800 --> 03:56:36.240 Okay guys they're expecting me in four to five minutes and they want me to come in 03:56:36.240 --> 03:56:40.220 It's in there's at least two caps. It's too right. Yeah, it would ain't thinking 03:56:41.240 --> 03:56:43.240 Why don't we jump in the front of me? 03:56:43.240 --> 03:56:47.240 They're going. They're cold jumping another car. They use gravel. 03:56:47.240 --> 03:56:51.240 They go up on the rear. They see, look, a cop car driving up. 03:56:51.240 --> 03:56:55.240 Oh my god, another cop car coming up the hill. How many of these fuckers are there? 03:56:55.240 --> 03:56:59.240 Yeah, definitely up there. Let's figure out the engine. 03:56:59.240 --> 03:57:03.240 Do we, do as anyone has left fix, we can get a better car. Yeah, I got a couple. I got a couple. 03:57:03.240 --> 03:57:07.240 They can see us like a sports car or something. Right here. 03:57:07.240 --> 03:57:11.240 This thing? Yeah, but we're right in the cop car behind us. So all right, to our right. 03:57:11.240 --> 03:57:15.440 but they're gonna see us oh no 03:57:16.240 --> 03:57:20.880 didn't see us didn't see us guys should we just get out of here I don't know what 03:57:20.880 --> 03:57:23.440 to do guys there's a lot of these fuckers 03:57:23.440 --> 03:57:27.400 here's the plan you want to get this course yeah of course there's a floor 03:57:27.400 --> 03:57:31.440 vets there can we get to can we get to it is yeah yeah back it up back up there's 03:57:31.440 --> 03:57:35.040 two core vets behind us okay here's the plane boys she's a plane right we're 03:57:35.040 --> 03:57:40.200 gonna get two extra cars Nick you're gonna roll up to this pain so low in this 03:57:40.200 --> 03:57:49.880 right you on the radio yet no I don't know how to work that fucking thing okay 03:57:49.880 --> 03:57:57.000 there's a big F on the phone it says it's a big yellow C you click it yeah 03:57:57.000 --> 03:58:01.200 yeah you hit the yellow plus you say join with code yeah and what's the code 03:58:01.200 --> 03:58:09.160 again coach VCD for the genica big four yeah all right I think I joined it y'all 03:58:09.160 --> 03:58:15.640 in here and you join that call yeah there's a call in there boom y'all see me in here yeah you see 03:58:15.640 --> 03:58:25.800 us yeah yeah I see you gotta have the muscle to talk in there what's muscle is it uh it's 03:58:29.400 --> 03:58:34.280 remember we walked we did this thing right before the store the other day yeah I don't remember oh 03:58:34.280 --> 03:58:36.440 Oh yeah, I got it, hold up one sec. 03:58:36.440 --> 03:58:37.280 Yo, can you hear me? 03:58:37.280 --> 03:58:39.280 Can you hear me? 03:58:39.280 --> 03:58:40.880 Fuck, wait, my muscle doesn't work. 03:58:40.880 --> 03:58:42.760 Let me fix my muscle really quick. 03:58:42.760 --> 03:58:43.840 I'm gonna steal it some cars. 03:58:43.840 --> 03:58:44.680 Well, he does that. 03:58:44.680 --> 03:58:45.960 I'm gonna steal some cars. 03:58:45.960 --> 03:58:47.560 Chad, what should I bind it to? 03:58:53.240 --> 03:58:54.920 Dude, I don't, Chad! 03:58:57.120 --> 03:58:58.920 I'm scared, I don't wanna get arrested. 03:58:58.920 --> 03:59:07.520 Yeah, what is it what is it V yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah in what though where do I go to find it? 03:59:08.960 --> 03:59:10.960 Coach, we're not 03:59:11.360 --> 03:59:13.360 Check what time which one is that shit? 03:59:15.960 --> 03:59:17.960 Five M yeah, yeah, yeah 03:59:25.320 --> 03:59:27.320 Of course, it's like at the bottom 03:59:28.920 --> 03:59:30.920 There it is radio radio 03:59:35.100 --> 03:59:40.680 No, but I want to talk on the radio radio radio radio radio radio radio new unmute 03:59:50.380 --> 03:59:53.000 Okay, here's what I'm thinking let me know what you guys think 03:59:53.000 --> 03:59:59.120 I'm taking Nick Rose in his solo, you know, he he sets up the meeting or what not and 03:59:59.880 --> 04:00:04.720 Has a conversation where he's ready for us to roll in in the car 04:00:05.720 --> 04:00:11.560 Yeah, he's not even the same thing. He's just gonna do a couple radio clicks. He's gonna go like 04:00:13.640 --> 04:00:16.600 Yeah, like that, you know I'm saying just like two of them real fast 04:00:16.600 --> 04:00:20.320 It just looked like he's just doing it. Yeah, I'm most right. Then I can think anything out of him 04:00:21.320 --> 04:00:22.720 Okay 04:00:22.720 --> 04:00:27.760 So we do like a double one like that real fast. We'll roll in whenever we roll in 04:00:28.160 --> 04:00:34.680 We're immediately gonna start shooting these cops. So as soon as you do that, you let the cops you say my name is 04:00:34.680 --> 04:00:40.800 El Hefe fuck you guys ain't no snitch. I ain't never working on cops. Whatever the fuck you want to say top and Springs, you know 04:00:41.560 --> 04:00:43.560 Shoot 04:00:44.160 --> 04:00:49.560 Yeah, get up your chest because as soon as you do that double clicks, we're gonna roll in and we're gonna stop popping cops left and right 04:00:50.320 --> 04:00:54.980 Okay, so y'all want me to how do you want me to signal it? How do you want me to signal it? 04:00:55.380 --> 04:01:01.360 So you're on this radio right? Yes, you're a stock. Yes. Hello. Hello. Yeah, but it's not working work for me 04:01:01.360 --> 04:01:07.780 I don't know I'm doing V or V muscle. Yeah, we all know I try like caps muscle try like that 04:01:11.780 --> 04:01:15.380 You gotta sit it up a put on like your pet mouse on the side or something 04:01:15.380 --> 04:01:20.380 you gotta go to your actual 04:01:20.380 --> 04:01:22.380 you know how to be real is it's the same 04:01:22.380 --> 04:01:25.380 cause it's the hell I'm not doing what you really want 04:01:25.380 --> 04:01:27.380 he's talking about something he gotta go like to 04:01:27.380 --> 04:01:30.380 steady and net him on his phone or whatever 04:01:30.380 --> 04:01:32.380 yeah he's in the 5VM 04:01:32.380 --> 04:01:34.380 and then to click 04:01:34.380 --> 04:01:35.380 push that button 04:01:35.380 --> 04:01:37.380 it's an alphabetical order by the way there dude 04:01:37.380 --> 04:01:38.380 radio 04:01:38.380 --> 04:01:40.380 push to top 04:01:40.380 --> 04:01:41.380 I did that but it doesn't 04:01:41.380 --> 04:01:42.380 it doesn't 04:01:42.380 --> 04:01:44.780 I did that, but it doesn't, it doesn't. 04:01:44.780 --> 04:01:46.820 I just wanted that to like, 04:01:46.820 --> 04:01:47.900 don't kill. 04:01:47.900 --> 04:01:49.340 Like a, 04:01:49.340 --> 04:01:52.540 side of your mouse, you pet mouse or something? 04:01:52.540 --> 04:01:54.060 Remember it's gotta be click, not radio. 04:01:54.060 --> 04:01:55.820 Oh, click, it's extra cat click. 04:01:55.820 --> 04:01:58.820 Oh, that's fucking good to know. 04:01:58.820 --> 04:02:00.420 Fucking fuck. 04:02:00.420 --> 04:02:02.140 That's fucking good to know. 04:02:03.340 --> 04:02:04.820 Bro, I'm gonna be late to the cops, bro. 04:02:04.820 --> 04:02:05.940 This is so bad. 04:02:07.140 --> 04:02:09.020 There, click, push to talk. 04:02:09.020 --> 04:02:10.900 Yeah, I did cat, cat's working. 04:02:10.900 --> 04:02:22.860 called but if you take push the car now like this it doesn't work dude it's a 04:02:22.860 --> 04:02:32.660 I have it as my caps muscle but it doesn't work try some else try like a 04:02:32.660 --> 04:02:34.660 Yeah, I'm a dumbass, guys. 04:02:34.660 --> 04:02:37.660 The captain's doesn't work, but I'm a dumbass. 04:02:37.660 --> 04:02:38.660 I know. 04:02:42.660 --> 04:02:45.660 You all right? You keep putting that on your phone, huh? 04:02:45.660 --> 04:02:46.660 You doing it? 04:02:48.660 --> 04:02:50.660 Dude, I'm going to solate to these cops. 04:02:53.660 --> 04:02:56.660 I mean, the only thing I think of is we can hear each other, 04:02:56.660 --> 04:03:01.660 and if we can get eyes on him, then we can watch him with binoculars in his eyes. 04:03:02.660 --> 04:03:07.660 As soon as he does like a specific thing, like puts his hands on the chips or something like that, right? 04:03:09.060 --> 04:03:10.060 Then we can roll in. 04:03:12.160 --> 04:03:12.660 Dude. 04:03:12.960 --> 04:03:15.060 We would just have to make sure we get an actual vantage point. 04:03:15.060 --> 04:03:19.260 But yeah, if I did the radio, wouldn't it give away my position though? 04:03:19.260 --> 04:03:20.360 Like wouldn't it be obvious? 04:03:20.360 --> 04:03:23.960 Wait, yeah, but aren't you trying to send a message? 04:03:25.060 --> 04:03:28.760 I know, but I mean like, I want them to be more caught off guard, no? 04:03:28.760 --> 04:03:30.660 I feel like if I grab my radio, it's obvious. 04:03:31.060 --> 04:03:32.460 This is why I was thinking that. 04:03:32.660 --> 04:03:34.900 If you just did, did you hear these clicks? 04:03:36.100 --> 04:03:36.900 You hear those? 04:03:37.220 --> 04:03:39.060 Yes, I can hear those. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 04:03:39.300 --> 04:03:41.860 That's why I was thinking if you just do like two of them real fast, 04:03:42.900 --> 04:03:43.860 then that would give us the signal. 04:03:43.860 --> 04:03:45.700 How do I do the clicks? How do I do the clicks? 04:03:45.940 --> 04:03:46.820 You gotta hear them. 04:03:46.820 --> 04:03:49.380 I'm afraid it's the same thing as talking. 04:03:50.020 --> 04:03:52.420 You gotta be talking for a second on the radio like this. 04:03:52.740 --> 04:03:53.860 I'm about to kill myself. 04:03:54.260 --> 04:03:56.100 This shit does not work. 04:03:56.420 --> 04:03:58.900 This shit does not. I'm literally about to kill myself. 04:03:58.900 --> 04:04:00.900 I 04:04:01.380 --> 04:04:03.380 Click 04:04:06.100 --> 04:04:09.160 Look push the top, okay, tap it P 04:04:16.900 --> 04:04:22.720 What I'm clicking be guys I don't know man. I've a better chance of getting struck by lightning 04:04:28.900 --> 04:04:30.900 I 04:04:31.700 --> 04:04:34.780 Just randomly pull up man. I don't listen listen listen 04:04:35.740 --> 04:04:41.100 Yeah, we don't know when so you see it. I'm doing right now. You see what I'm doing right now. I'm waiting. Yeah, okay 04:04:42.100 --> 04:04:44.420 I want you to just think about you know 04:04:46.460 --> 04:04:48.460 East face wait 04:04:48.980 --> 04:04:54.620 East face wait. Okay. Okay. Yeah, you know how gotta gotta gotta do like this like this. We see you know 04:04:58.900 --> 04:05:00.900 come on 04:05:10.980 --> 04:05:12.980 Is there a slaps muscle 04:05:15.020 --> 04:05:17.660 You gotta do is you know just think about that 04:05:20.460 --> 04:05:22.460 I knew playing new playing 04:05:28.900 --> 04:05:30.500 If you do it, I gotta see you do it. 04:05:30.500 --> 04:05:31.340 He's doing it, he's doing it. 04:05:31.340 --> 04:05:32.180 You're doing it, you're doing it right now. 04:05:32.180 --> 04:05:34.020 That's the thing, okay? 04:05:34.020 --> 04:05:36.380 Cross your, oh wait, now to get, stop doing that, 04:05:36.380 --> 04:05:38.880 cross your arms, like you know, cross your arms like an X. 04:05:41.260 --> 04:05:42.080 Okay. 04:05:45.980 --> 04:05:47.180 You gotta stop doing that, 04:05:47.180 --> 04:05:49.100 just cross your arms with like an X. 04:05:49.100 --> 04:05:49.920 You can X me now. 04:05:49.920 --> 04:05:51.460 Ready, ready. 04:05:51.460 --> 04:05:53.700 So we're gonna be watching, we're gonna be watching. 04:05:53.700 --> 04:05:55.140 Okay, as soon as we see you, 04:05:55.140 --> 04:05:56.940 put your hands on your hips like that, 04:05:56.940 --> 04:05:58.340 we're gonna roll in and start shooting caps. 04:05:58.340 --> 04:06:01.380 So whatever you do, start sending the message to them 04:06:01.380 --> 04:06:03.300 and letting them know what the hell's going on. 04:06:03.300 --> 04:06:05.620 But wait till you hear our cops grow up 04:06:05.620 --> 04:06:07.100 because that'll give you the perfect amount of time 04:06:07.100 --> 04:06:09.820 to say, you know, any sweet and Los Santos 04:06:09.820 --> 04:06:11.060 whatever the fuck you wanna say, I'll end. 04:06:11.060 --> 04:06:11.900 Got it. 04:06:11.900 --> 04:06:12.740 You know what I'm gonna say. 04:06:12.740 --> 04:06:13.580 Okay, got it. 04:06:13.580 --> 04:06:14.500 I got it, yes sir. 04:06:14.500 --> 04:06:16.740 All right, should I, no, should I pull up to the location? 04:06:16.740 --> 04:06:18.740 Is it pinged in my car? 04:06:18.740 --> 04:06:20.140 Yeah, you're good. 04:06:20.140 --> 04:06:21.740 Pull up there and just make sure 04:06:21.740 --> 04:06:22.980 as soon as we pull up such some cops 04:06:22.980 --> 04:06:24.980 whip your pistol out and stop blabbing these motherfuckers. 04:06:24.980 --> 04:06:25.980 Yeah, that's okay. 04:06:28.340 --> 04:06:35.340 I'm gonna pull up on this one. I'mma see y'all there. Hands on hips! 04:06:35.340 --> 04:06:48.340 We got you. And you can hear us on the radio still. 04:06:48.340 --> 04:06:53.340 Yes, yes. I think. And listen, G-O, I'm following you, so 04:06:53.340 --> 04:06:55.460 Well, let's just make sure we don't get seen, yeah? 04:06:55.460 --> 04:06:56.380 All right. 04:06:56.380 --> 04:06:58.380 You know, you see where it is on your GPS? 04:07:00.860 --> 04:07:01.820 Yeah, yeah. 04:07:01.820 --> 04:07:04.300 They're way up the motherfucker mountain. 04:07:04.300 --> 04:07:06.380 All right, we'll pull up the street at like two minutes 04:07:06.380 --> 04:07:07.380 after he pulls up. 04:07:09.860 --> 04:07:10.700 I'm gonna take a gun at him. 04:07:10.700 --> 04:07:12.020 Text me something, hold up. 04:07:12.020 --> 04:07:13.020 Text me something. 04:07:21.180 --> 04:07:22.940 Oh, shit. 04:07:22.940 --> 04:07:24.740 five minutes and we are gone. 04:07:24.740 --> 04:07:25.860 I think it's only two cops. 04:07:25.860 --> 04:07:26.860 I guess only two. 04:07:26.860 --> 04:07:28.980 We could easily kill two cops. 04:07:28.980 --> 04:07:29.820 Easily. 04:07:30.740 --> 04:07:32.460 We could easily kill two cops. 04:07:33.380 --> 04:07:34.880 Got their way up to smelling. 04:07:44.220 --> 04:07:45.380 It's not gonna be 10 cops. 04:07:45.380 --> 04:07:46.340 Shut up. 04:07:46.340 --> 04:07:48.060 It's not gonna be 10 cops. 04:07:48.060 --> 04:07:50.540 It's literally just tinker and hate what I think. 04:07:52.940 --> 04:08:05.260 What's that fucking guy first? 04:08:05.260 --> 04:08:06.260 I'm close. 04:08:06.260 --> 04:08:07.260 Okay. 04:08:07.260 --> 04:08:08.260 I'm close. 04:08:08.260 --> 04:08:10.260 Guys, it's literally two cops. 04:08:10.260 --> 04:08:11.260 We got this shit. 04:08:11.260 --> 04:08:12.260 Calm down. 04:08:12.260 --> 04:08:13.260 Alright, bro. 04:08:13.260 --> 04:08:22.820 Do y'all think three people is enough to kill them? 04:08:22.820 --> 04:08:25.060 Y'all think three people is enough to kill them? 04:08:27.820 --> 04:08:28.820 Oh my god I'm here. 04:08:28.820 --> 04:08:29.820 I'm tired of being here. 04:08:29.820 --> 04:08:30.820 I'm tired of being here. 04:08:30.820 --> 04:08:31.820 I'm tired of being here. 04:08:31.820 --> 04:08:33.820 Nick, make sure you guys have a time. 04:08:33.820 --> 04:08:34.820 We still set up. 04:08:34.820 --> 04:08:35.820 We'll let you know when we're on the air thing. 04:08:35.820 --> 04:08:37.820 Whenever we're set up, okay? 04:08:37.820 --> 04:08:38.820 Yes, how long? 04:08:38.820 --> 04:08:39.820 Oh, sorry. 04:08:39.820 --> 04:08:42.820 I said bye in a little bit of time. 04:08:42.820 --> 04:08:44.820 Why not weigh up the mountain now? 04:08:44.820 --> 04:08:49.820 The cops should be right over here. 04:08:49.820 --> 04:08:51.820 The cops should be right here. 04:08:51.820 --> 04:08:54.820 Unless I'm mistaken the cops should be right here. 04:08:54.820 --> 04:08:56.820 Yeah, buy some time, we'll tell you when we're ready. 04:08:56.820 --> 04:08:57.820 The cops should be right here. 04:08:57.820 --> 04:08:59.820 Oh god, Granny called him. 04:08:59.820 --> 04:09:01.820 I'm confused. 04:09:02.820 --> 04:09:03.820 The cops should be right- 04:09:03.820 --> 04:09:05.820 Oh, there they are. 04:09:13.820 --> 04:09:15.820 It's only two of them, it's only two, it's only two. 04:09:15.820 --> 04:09:16.820 Oh no, it's three. 04:09:16.820 --> 04:09:18.820 It's three. 04:09:18.820 --> 04:09:20.820 Howdy boys! 04:09:27.820 --> 04:09:29.820 Hey boy, good to finally see you again, man. How you been? 04:09:29.820 --> 04:09:33.820 No, I was wrong, guys. I was wrong. This guy actually shut up, huh? 04:09:33.820 --> 04:09:34.820 Drake, last half full, not empty. 04:09:34.820 --> 04:09:36.820 Yes, sir. How's it going? 04:09:36.820 --> 04:09:37.820 You guys have a good day? 04:09:37.820 --> 04:09:38.820 Coach, where you at? 04:09:38.820 --> 04:09:39.820 No, absolutely. 04:09:39.820 --> 04:09:41.820 We're getting shot down on this, sir. 04:09:41.820 --> 04:09:43.820 Oh my God, there's two cops, boss, sir. 04:09:43.820 --> 04:09:44.820 Appreciate it. 04:09:44.820 --> 04:09:45.820 Some of us are doing better. 04:09:45.820 --> 04:09:47.820 Oh my God, bro. I got the battery. I got the battery. 04:09:47.820 --> 04:09:49.100 We're in the mountains, you're coming. 04:09:49.100 --> 04:09:51.180 There's so many guys, this is so bad. 04:09:51.180 --> 04:09:52.020 All right, come on. 04:09:54.520 --> 04:09:56.020 So we want to discuss with you, 04:09:57.020 --> 04:09:59.780 how we are gonna bring down Coach Dooley. 04:09:59.780 --> 04:10:01.460 It's Tinker Dilley. 04:10:01.460 --> 04:10:02.300 Of course. 04:10:03.300 --> 04:10:05.260 So we need more information, right? 04:10:05.260 --> 04:10:07.100 What is Coach Dooley doing? 04:10:07.100 --> 04:10:08.180 Exactly. 04:10:08.180 --> 04:10:12.100 So Coach Dooley is distributing, selling, creating, 04:10:12.100 --> 04:10:13.340 meth and farming. 04:10:13.340 --> 04:10:14.540 He's selling pills. 04:10:14.540 --> 04:10:16.100 Yeah, document. 04:10:16.100 --> 04:10:17.340 I know you can't see us, Nick, 04:10:17.340 --> 04:10:20.040 But we're sitting here left on the mountain watching with binoculars. 04:10:20.040 --> 04:10:21.140 Well, I'll be real, man. 04:10:21.740 --> 04:10:22.140 Should be. 04:10:22.140 --> 04:10:24.240 These guys might trust you, but I don't know you. 04:10:24.340 --> 04:10:24.740 Okay. 04:10:26.240 --> 04:10:27.140 Swear right now. 04:10:27.340 --> 04:10:27.840 Swear. 04:10:28.540 --> 04:10:29.240 Pokai. 04:10:29.440 --> 04:10:30.240 Cross the T. 04:10:30.540 --> 04:10:30.940 Swear. 04:10:30.940 --> 04:10:31.940 Put it on everything you love. 04:10:31.940 --> 04:10:37.140 You out here slinging methamphetamines growing and fucking distributing it and make him cash on it. 04:10:37.140 --> 04:10:38.040 Swear right now. 04:10:38.040 --> 04:10:40.140 On everything I love. 04:10:40.740 --> 04:10:42.540 He is slinging dope. 04:10:42.840 --> 04:10:44.240 He's murdering people. 04:10:44.340 --> 04:10:46.340 He has hostages in his basement. 04:10:46.340 --> 04:10:48.340 He's an evil, disgusting man. 04:10:48.340 --> 04:10:50.340 No fucking way. 04:10:50.340 --> 04:10:52.340 You got any photos, anything to prove this? 04:10:52.340 --> 04:10:54.340 Photos? No, I don't have much photos. 04:10:54.340 --> 04:10:57.340 Like I said, I flew in from Dallas three days ago. 04:10:57.340 --> 04:10:59.340 And he threatened your life, right? 04:10:59.340 --> 04:11:01.340 Yes, Coach Dooley threatened my life, 04:11:01.340 --> 04:11:07.340 and basically told me that if I don't rob this gas station, 04:11:07.340 --> 04:11:10.340 then he's going to kill my family. 04:11:10.340 --> 04:11:14.340 You're also shave off your eyebrows, too. 04:11:14.340 --> 04:11:16.340 No 04:11:44.340 --> 04:11:48.780 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry sir, just a moment, okay? 04:11:48.780 --> 04:11:58.020 And it was favorite, stand back a little bit, like, doops, walk back with a little bit, so we can actually see your arms, like we're just like walking a circle, like you're facing this. 04:12:01.520 --> 04:12:02.740 Oh, there's a fifth cop. 04:12:02.740 --> 04:12:04.240 All right, I'm gonna be real, guys. 04:12:04.540 --> 04:12:05.640 Oh, shit. 04:12:05.640 --> 04:12:07.440 This little, did he take your eyebrows? 04:12:08.340 --> 04:12:09.840 My eyebrows are fine. 04:12:10.640 --> 04:12:12.140 Did he tell me they're not there? 04:12:12.140 --> 04:12:22.140 are they ready? are they ready? are they ready? I stood back and told me to stand back. 04:12:22.140 --> 04:12:27.260 alright when you give the signal and the bullets start flying, I need you to get behind that 04:12:27.260 --> 04:12:36.380 car take cover and start shooting at them too. make sure you get the cover though first. 04:12:36.380 --> 04:12:39.380 We're gonna be on the hill. He gave the signal. He gave the signal. 04:12:40.380 --> 04:12:44.380 No, no information other than his work. 04:12:44.380 --> 04:12:46.380 Alright, we're moving in. 04:12:46.380 --> 04:12:51.380 Oh my God. Shout out to my gun out. Is it two? Check, two or one. Two or one. 04:12:51.380 --> 04:12:52.380 I don't think it's gonna show up. 04:12:52.380 --> 04:12:54.380 How do I get my gun out? 04:12:54.380 --> 04:12:56.380 I'll tell you what, I'll give you a gun out. 04:12:56.380 --> 04:12:59.380 Hold up, hold up. I'll tell you what Kevin, I'll tell you what. Hold tight, hold tight. Get ready. 04:12:59.380 --> 04:13:00.380 I'll tell you what I'm talking to you. 04:13:00.380 --> 04:13:03.380 Is it two or one? Two to two? 04:13:03.380 --> 04:13:05.380 I have an idea. I know it's gonna do it very well actually. 04:13:06.380 --> 04:13:08.380 I 04:13:08.380 --> 04:13:12.940 I've worked personally I know I used to sell my ass in the corner. Come on. I got to move it up 04:13:12.940 --> 04:13:16.460 Oh my god, roll it in. We'll roll it in. We'll roll it in. Talk to shit in about three seconds 04:13:18.620 --> 04:13:21.500 No cops I'll spread for my bread cops 04:13:22.420 --> 04:13:27.300 Yeah, yeah shit was never sweet and low sandals. What does that mean? 04:13:28.260 --> 04:13:31.820 You guys go left. I'm gonna go right. Okay. I hear a car pull up 04:13:31.820 --> 04:13:33.820 Oh 04:13:55.180 --> 04:13:59.820 Dude I should have listened to y'all Chad are they all dead. They're all dead aren't they 04:14:01.820 --> 04:14:13.720 They're all dead. They're all dead boy. They're all dead. I got your back. I got I got I don't 04:14:13.720 --> 04:14:21.180 this fucking informant, whatever. I'm on the fucking dude. They're all dead. I gotta help them. 04:14:21.180 --> 04:14:23.980 Look I just got annihilated, oh my god 04:14:23.980 --> 04:14:25.980 God, they smoked this shit bro, move up 04:14:25.980 --> 04:14:27.500 Chad, I'm dead as hell 04:14:27.500 --> 04:14:28.700 Goss? 04:14:28.700 --> 04:14:30.140 Fuck you all right, man? 04:14:30.140 --> 04:14:31.420 I don't have 04:14:31.420 --> 04:14:33.820 Goss? 04:14:33.820 --> 04:14:36.220 Bro, I shouldn't have sat in each- 04:14:36.220 --> 04:14:38.380 Goss and Jerry, where are you all at? 04:14:38.380 --> 04:14:41.820 Oh, shots are still coming from the roof 04:14:45.820 --> 04:14:48.460 Oh no, they got police there, man, this shit was a pet 04:14:51.180 --> 04:15:00.180 I'm going to jail, dude. I'm going to jail. I'm going to fucking prison. But Chad, at least I'll be a legend in the city now. 04:15:05.180 --> 04:15:07.180 Chad, I died instantly, bro. 04:15:07.180 --> 04:15:09.180 No, I don't know. I don't know, but where are they? 04:15:09.180 --> 04:15:10.180 We're at body number and everything. 04:15:10.180 --> 04:15:11.180 Where are they? 04:15:17.180 --> 04:15:20.180 You guys got that. You got that. This guy's bleeding out, man. 04:15:21.180 --> 04:15:24.180 Sir, are you with me still? 04:15:24.180 --> 04:15:27.180 Sir, are you alright? 04:15:27.180 --> 04:15:30.180 Fuck you, pig! 04:15:30.180 --> 04:15:32.180 Don't you fucking die on me! 04:15:32.180 --> 04:15:35.180 What, you're saving me? 04:15:35.180 --> 04:15:37.180 Why is he saving me? 04:15:37.180 --> 04:15:39.180 I don't look over your injury. 04:15:39.180 --> 04:15:41.180 Yeah, why is he saving me? 04:15:46.180 --> 04:15:48.180 Dude, they all died, bro. 04:15:48.180 --> 04:15:50.180 I'm looking over this guy's injuries. 04:16:20.180 --> 04:16:26.180 city boy you can never erase me from your city boy 04:16:26.180 --> 04:16:33.300 what are you talking about man what are you talking about are you okay what's wrong with 04:16:33.300 --> 04:16:38.580 you all right man I'm bleeding I'm bleeding everywhere I think you're 04:16:38.580 --> 04:16:42.700 getting delusional man you lose a lot of blood sir I'm just waiting for you to 04:16:42.700 --> 04:16:49.100 say King Kong had got shit on me got memory loss I think yeah I think you 04:16:49.100 --> 04:16:52.220 you man I think you do don't worry I packed your wounds for you okay so I 04:16:52.220 --> 04:16:57.680 stopped the bleeding all right you'll be okay now officer why did you save me 04:16:57.680 --> 04:17:02.380 officer because it's my job I don't hate you I just had a neutralized the 04:17:02.380 --> 04:17:05.780 target and I'm gonna be a lot I'm not gonna lie to you I don't do shit so 04:17:05.780 --> 04:17:11.220 quick I shut you in the head bro who there is low key was a good shot I'm not 04:17:11.220 --> 04:17:18.220 I'm just glad you're alive man, I'm just glad you're alive. 04:17:18.220 --> 04:17:21.220 Don't touch my gun! 04:17:21.220 --> 04:17:25.220 Bring me my shit back man! 04:17:25.220 --> 04:17:27.220 Bring me my shit back! 04:17:27.220 --> 04:17:29.220 Hang tight, hang tight, hang tight! 04:17:29.220 --> 04:17:31.220 Don't touch my shit! 04:17:31.220 --> 04:17:35.220 Hey, you're not going to tell me what I can and can't do, you fucking hear me? 04:17:35.220 --> 04:17:38.220 Holy power trip, bro. 04:17:38.220 --> 04:17:41.220 I have to hold on to it until you get medical, all right? 04:17:41.220 --> 04:17:43.220 I don't think you understand that. 04:17:43.220 --> 04:17:44.220 But I'm helping you out. 04:17:44.220 --> 04:17:47.220 Your hand's kind of on my balls right now, sir. 04:17:47.220 --> 04:17:49.220 I'm playing with them a little bit, okay? 04:17:49.220 --> 04:17:50.220 Your right is on my nuts. 04:17:50.220 --> 04:17:52.220 What type of crop is this, man? 04:17:52.220 --> 04:17:54.220 I'm not allowed to do that. 04:17:54.220 --> 04:17:55.220 I thought you liked that shit. 04:17:55.220 --> 04:17:57.220 Wait, what's that? 04:17:57.220 --> 04:17:59.220 You got the heart piece on your eyeball. 04:17:59.220 --> 04:18:01.220 What the fuck is wrong with you? 04:18:01.220 --> 04:18:03.220 I thought you liked that shit. 04:18:03.220 --> 04:18:05.220 I thought you liked that shit. 04:18:05.220 --> 04:18:13.460 piece in your eyeball. I'm gonna step him down right here guys. What do you want to do with 04:18:13.460 --> 04:18:15.220 this guy man? He obviously set us up. 04:18:15.220 --> 04:18:42.920 I need a G circuit you guys got one 04:18:42.920 --> 04:18:49.920 All right, can you come down here and GSR test this guy? 04:19:12.920 --> 04:19:17.840 All right, hey type man. All right, you mess on their way for you 04:19:24.880 --> 04:19:26.880 Chat today all die 04:19:28.160 --> 04:19:29.960 I'm unconscious 04:19:29.960 --> 04:19:33.680 Did they all die? What do you want all these guys you want to bring this guy to you guys up there? 04:19:35.240 --> 04:19:36.920 Did they all die? 04:19:36.920 --> 04:19:38.280 All right 04:19:38.280 --> 04:19:45.080 Yeah, neither another great car here. He messed over here. What'd you do my boys over here? Oh, they're all gonna jail 04:19:45.480 --> 04:19:47.480 Sorry you 04:19:47.520 --> 04:19:49.520 Coming though. Don't worry man. They're coming 04:19:51.240 --> 04:19:54.920 Go to jail for what we did nothing you got proof of shit 04:19:56.200 --> 04:20:01.600 All right, you got oh god damn what the fuck is an officer there? God damn it 04:20:03.560 --> 04:20:05.560 Just ran him over 04:20:06.200 --> 04:20:12.880 Why are you being an hot for which I can't talk because I'm unconscious. Oh minus one immersion 04:20:13.880 --> 04:20:15.880 Chat minus one immersion 04:20:22.320 --> 04:20:25.120 I love this turner, bro. I actually love this 04:20:35.560 --> 04:20:37.240 Hello, Blaine, where are you at? 04:20:37.240 --> 04:20:37.740 Hello, hello. 04:20:37.740 --> 04:20:41.040 I need a Jace Orchison. 04:20:41.040 --> 04:20:41.700 Oh, here you are. 04:20:41.700 --> 04:20:42.200 Can I get that? 04:20:42.200 --> 04:20:43.700 Shit. 04:20:43.700 --> 04:20:44.440 What did she say? 04:20:44.440 --> 04:20:46.400 Hello, sweetheart. 04:20:46.400 --> 04:20:49.560 Ah, ah, ah. 04:20:49.560 --> 04:20:51.040 Hello. 04:20:51.040 --> 04:20:52.520 Ah. 04:20:52.520 --> 04:20:55.000 Yeah, Bobby, come over here. 04:20:55.000 --> 04:20:57.520 I'm just going to take this place together. 04:20:57.520 --> 04:20:58.520 Oh, shit. 04:20:58.520 --> 04:21:00.000 OK, we're going to take this place together. 04:21:00.000 --> 04:21:02.800 I do need to, uh, I'm just going to walk in. 04:21:02.800 --> 04:21:03.480 Why are you doing that? 04:21:03.480 --> 04:21:04.800 I'm going to do this, OK? 04:21:04.800 --> 04:21:07.140 No, we're gonna go through... yeah, you just... 04:21:07.140 --> 04:21:09.700 Just gonna take his hand real quick here, that's all... that's all. 04:21:09.700 --> 04:21:11.700 Just swab it real quick, make sure I got a match. 04:21:11.700 --> 04:21:12.700 This one's top-dead. 04:21:12.700 --> 04:21:14.900 Thank you so much. All right, yeah, you guys just start positive. 04:21:14.900 --> 04:21:15.400 Hey! 04:21:15.900 --> 04:21:19.500 Uh, no, since you're a trainee, I can't let you go by yourself, okay? 04:21:19.500 --> 04:21:21.500 Let's stay here and train him together. 04:21:21.500 --> 04:21:22.300 What the fuck is this kid? 04:21:22.300 --> 04:21:24.700 Oh, Gio! He's in the water, buddy! 04:21:24.700 --> 04:21:26.200 He got shot in the head! 04:21:26.200 --> 04:21:27.500 Gio, baby! 04:21:27.500 --> 04:21:28.500 No, Gio! 04:21:28.500 --> 04:21:29.900 Gio, too! Let's go! 04:21:29.900 --> 04:21:31.100 They got Gio! 04:21:31.100 --> 04:21:31.600 Fuck! 04:21:31.600 --> 04:21:33.200 You're lucky, buddy, you're lucky. 04:21:33.200 --> 04:21:34.500 In the head? 04:21:34.500 --> 04:21:38.100 We should have shot at the head, so we're going to clean his hole now. 04:21:38.100 --> 04:21:39.600 Where do you want this guy? 04:21:39.600 --> 04:21:41.400 Oh, where's Coach? 04:21:41.400 --> 04:21:43.000 Don't touch my back, I'm serious. 04:21:43.000 --> 04:21:44.300 Oh, no, there's Coach. 04:21:44.300 --> 04:21:45.200 Oh, my God. 04:21:49.200 --> 04:21:50.800 This plan was terrible. 04:21:50.800 --> 04:21:51.800 I know, I know. 04:21:51.800 --> 04:21:53.800 We got to, we got to. 04:21:53.800 --> 04:21:55.300 And then we're also going to clean. 04:21:55.300 --> 04:21:57.000 Coach, is that his head? 04:21:57.000 --> 04:21:58.000 Oh, that is his head. 04:21:58.000 --> 04:21:59.000 You want to hold him? 04:22:01.000 --> 04:22:02.500 Uh, not yet. 04:22:04.500 --> 04:22:06.500 stop doing the gritty on me bitch 04:22:06.500 --> 04:22:09.500 man buddy you're gonna fuck your ass 04:22:09.500 --> 04:22:11.500 get off me! 04:22:11.500 --> 04:22:13.500 get off of me! 04:22:13.500 --> 04:22:14.500 get off! 04:22:14.500 --> 04:22:16.500 get off of me! 04:22:16.500 --> 04:22:17.500 we need to talk to one of these fucking people bro 04:22:17.500 --> 04:22:19.500 bro and I should have said anything 04:22:19.500 --> 04:22:21.500 but how are you saying this? 04:22:21.500 --> 04:22:23.500 fuck you man 04:22:23.500 --> 04:22:24.500 that was the yellow thing 04:22:24.500 --> 04:22:25.500 are you serious? 04:22:25.500 --> 04:22:26.500 okay 04:22:26.500 --> 04:22:28.500 honey bud 04:22:28.500 --> 04:22:29.500 can you hear me? 04:22:29.500 --> 04:22:31.500 I feel better now 04:22:31.500 --> 04:22:37.780 Okay, okay, do you think you're gonna be able to be helped to your fate which one? Yes, I can be on my feet 04:22:37.780 --> 04:22:39.780 Yes, that one. Okay 04:22:39.940 --> 04:22:41.940 This sounds ready to be helped 04:22:50.460 --> 04:22:52.460 Did you bring my unit over 04:22:54.500 --> 04:22:56.500 Can you bring any in the back here 04:22:56.500 --> 04:22:57.500 I'll stitch it up. 04:22:57.500 --> 04:22:58.500 Wait. 04:22:58.500 --> 04:22:59.500 That's our car. 04:22:59.500 --> 04:23:01.500 Yeah, I'm going to look at this guy. 04:23:01.500 --> 04:23:02.500 Wait, what? 04:23:02.500 --> 04:23:03.500 Yeah. 04:23:03.500 --> 04:23:04.500 What's your name? 04:23:04.500 --> 04:23:05.500 You look like you have a nice car. 04:23:05.500 --> 04:23:06.500 Okay. 04:23:06.500 --> 04:23:07.500 I'll ask him. 04:23:07.500 --> 04:23:08.500 Yeah, sure. 04:23:08.500 --> 04:23:09.500 Let him know my name. 04:23:09.500 --> 04:23:10.500 Copy. 04:23:10.500 --> 04:23:11.500 Yeah, you good. 04:23:11.500 --> 04:23:12.500 You know how to do that, right? 04:23:12.500 --> 04:23:13.500 Yeah, I know how to do it. 04:23:13.500 --> 04:23:14.500 Check. 04:23:14.500 --> 04:23:15.500 Can I run? 04:23:15.500 --> 04:23:16.500 Okay, good. 04:23:16.500 --> 04:23:17.500 Now there's no way I can run. 04:23:17.500 --> 04:23:18.500 So that's your car. 04:23:18.500 --> 04:23:20.500 I'm going to show you how I can run. 04:23:20.500 --> 04:23:21.500 I know. 04:23:21.500 --> 04:23:22.500 What are you doing? 04:23:22.500 --> 04:23:23.500 I don't know. 04:23:23.500 --> 04:23:24.500 I know. 04:23:24.500 --> 04:23:25.500 I know. 04:23:25.500 --> 04:23:27.500 I'm doing it somebody! 04:23:27.500 --> 04:23:29.500 I'm doing it! 04:23:33.500 --> 04:23:35.500 Sir, what are you doing? 04:23:35.500 --> 04:23:37.500 I was helping him. 04:23:37.500 --> 04:23:39.500 I got my feet, sir. 04:23:39.500 --> 04:23:41.500 Oh my god, I think I was stuck. 04:23:41.500 --> 04:23:43.500 He put me in the car. 04:23:43.500 --> 04:23:45.500 He didn't get over here to get to the car wall. 04:23:45.500 --> 04:23:47.500 The right turn turned right. 04:23:47.500 --> 04:23:49.500 Sir, I can't remember. 04:23:49.500 --> 04:23:51.500 I had the right to not be in question, sir. 04:23:51.500 --> 04:24:02.420 sir sir you'll offer you a cop then I didn't we don't have to read the Miranda 04:24:02.420 --> 04:24:07.860 rights if we don't want to exactly we're doing it for a week but we can 04:24:07.860 --> 04:24:15.780 read any time sir it's a it's a law called prior restraint look it up yeah 04:24:15.780 --> 04:24:19.860 would you chat GBT that shit buddy we know you know I'll talk to an attorney 04:24:19.860 --> 04:24:24.300 You're fucked. You're all going down all you motherfuckers. Oh, yeah, just like you were gonna help 04:24:26.300 --> 04:24:29.860 This is a happy town, and you're all just living in it 04:24:34.980 --> 04:24:36.980 Yeah 04:24:49.860 --> 04:24:51.860 I'm fucking dead man, I'm fucking dead! 04:24:51.860 --> 04:24:53.860 You are fucking dead! 04:24:53.860 --> 04:24:57.860 Listen, I'm gonna be real, you're living in our town, okay? 04:24:57.860 --> 04:24:59.860 The cops run this shit out of that bag. 04:24:59.860 --> 04:25:01.860 Where the fuck is Serif? 04:25:01.860 --> 04:25:03.860 Where are the sheriffs in this town, buddy? 04:25:03.860 --> 04:25:07.860 And uh, last time I checked, you're the one in the back of the patrol car, Cuff. 04:25:07.860 --> 04:25:13.860 So unless you break those cops or miraculously head-tab me... 04:25:15.860 --> 04:25:17.860 Billy, finish it off. 04:25:17.860 --> 04:25:19.860 I'm cool 04:25:19.860 --> 04:25:21.860 No, not me 04:25:21.860 --> 04:25:23.860 Did you just ask her to finish you off, sir? 04:25:23.860 --> 04:25:25.860 I did not 04:25:25.860 --> 04:25:29.860 Sir, sir, this is highly unprofessional 04:25:29.860 --> 04:25:31.860 Kicking 04:25:31.860 --> 04:25:33.860 I said finish 04:25:33.860 --> 04:25:35.860 Kicking 04:25:35.860 --> 04:25:39.860 Look, all I'm gonna say is this is not the last you're gonna hear of me, alright? 04:25:39.860 --> 04:25:43.860 I remember all your motherfucking faces 04:25:43.860 --> 04:25:45.860 Oh yeah, you don't even know my name buddy, good luck 04:25:45.860 --> 04:25:51.500 Y'all know about the chain gang y'all ever heard of that yeah, I was a hang around for him for a long time 04:25:52.780 --> 04:25:54.780 Well, what about him you got worried? 04:26:00.620 --> 04:26:04.180 Listen man, you wouldn't survive one day and change a little cartel. All right, buddy 04:26:05.340 --> 04:26:07.340 That's just your opinion, dude. I did 04:26:08.220 --> 04:26:14.220 You ain't surviving in Changalola cartel. Look, so what are you gonna book me for man? I like what are you gonna book me for? 04:26:15.860 --> 04:26:20.660 that dude so you're shooting your gun at me and then I had to have you I look he 04:26:20.660 --> 04:26:27.980 feel bad for you I was it's kind of like you know your train was like 04:26:27.980 --> 04:26:30.780 You get good though. You get good kid. Don't worry. 04:26:30.780 --> 04:26:33.320 Hey, where's, uh, coach, you all right? 04:26:33.320 --> 04:26:34.740 Coach, you all right, coach? 04:26:34.740 --> 04:26:36.240 I'm good, baby. I'm good. 04:26:36.240 --> 04:26:37.920 Coach, I love you, baby. 04:26:37.920 --> 04:26:39.420 Stay strong in there, coach. 04:26:39.420 --> 04:26:41.080 Hey, fuck. 04:26:41.080 --> 04:26:42.920 Where's coach? 04:26:42.920 --> 04:26:46.220 Uh, where are you at, coach? 04:26:46.220 --> 04:26:47.380 Oh. 04:26:47.380 --> 04:26:51.120 Is this going to be your first time in prison? 04:26:51.120 --> 04:26:52.920 Yeah, it is. It's going to be my first time in prison. 04:26:52.920 --> 04:26:53.920 Yeah, I'm doing terrific. 04:26:53.920 --> 04:26:55.920 Oh my god, you're so cool. 04:26:55.920 --> 04:26:57.420 Don't drop the stuff. 04:26:57.420 --> 04:26:59.420 What the fuck? 04:26:59.420 --> 04:27:02.420 I need an ice pack, what is this? 04:27:02.420 --> 04:27:04.420 You need an ice pack, what is this? 04:27:04.420 --> 04:27:06.420 I need an ice pack over here, please. 04:27:06.420 --> 04:27:07.420 Okay. 04:27:07.420 --> 04:27:09.420 Ooh, come on, give it to me. 04:27:09.420 --> 04:27:12.420 Okay, now you're freaking out. He's freaking out. 04:27:12.420 --> 04:27:14.420 Fuck, he's not stroking it, man. 04:27:14.420 --> 04:27:16.420 Coach, I got a problem with your little theory here. 04:27:16.420 --> 04:27:18.420 I never shot a bullet, coach. 04:27:18.420 --> 04:27:20.420 You just are positive. 04:27:20.420 --> 04:27:23.420 I might have a gun, but I have a license to carry, coach. 04:27:23.420 --> 04:27:25.420 I didn't fire a bullet. 04:27:25.420 --> 04:27:29.520 So it looks like we got one crooked cop here in like eight witnesses 04:27:30.380 --> 04:27:36.020 Okay, first stop, bro. You tried to shoot me you whipped your shot and then I 04:27:36.020 --> 04:27:40.020 I don't know about that, that's not how I remember it. 04:27:40.020 --> 04:27:44.020 I remember it, you just randomly fired at me. 04:27:44.020 --> 04:27:48.020 You got a motive never mind. 04:27:48.020 --> 04:27:52.020 You're sick. Fuck, you like touching dead bodies. 04:27:52.020 --> 04:27:56.020 What the fuck are you talking about? 04:27:56.020 --> 04:28:00.020 You've been grave robbing all. 04:28:00.020 --> 04:28:04.020 I'm not grave robbing, I'm killing... 04:28:04.020 --> 04:28:08.020 killing the people they can do the grave robber, imagine your mother buried in their graves. 04:28:08.020 --> 04:28:11.020 You think I'm sick? I'm not that sick. 04:28:11.020 --> 04:28:12.020 I think you are sick. 04:28:12.020 --> 04:28:13.020 Yeah, but why are you all so sad? 04:28:13.020 --> 04:28:15.020 That's what you want, man. 04:28:15.020 --> 04:28:16.020 I didn't desecrate a corpse. 04:28:16.020 --> 04:28:19.020 You only want to desecrate a corpse when I kill you, bitch. 04:28:19.020 --> 04:28:20.020 Oh my God. 04:28:20.020 --> 04:28:22.020 I'm gonna desecrate your fucking corpse. 04:28:22.020 --> 04:28:25.020 Did I just gun them down with a whole crew and send them to jail? 04:28:25.020 --> 04:28:29.020 I am the random erection right now. 04:28:29.020 --> 04:28:30.020 What the hell? 04:28:30.020 --> 04:28:31.020 Oh! 04:28:31.020 --> 04:28:45.800 I can't control it 04:28:45.800 --> 04:28:53.160 look take us to jail y'all got shit on us boy yeah yeah we do your phone buddy 04:28:53.160 --> 04:28:56.460 okay now this is gonna hold up into a court of law you corrupt bastards 04:28:56.460 --> 04:28:58.460 You're fucking a fucking cop! 04:28:58.460 --> 04:29:00.460 You're fucking a fucking cop! 04:29:02.460 --> 04:29:03.460 Go! 04:29:03.460 --> 04:29:04.460 Stay strong, baby! 04:29:05.460 --> 04:29:07.460 Oh my god, they're killing us! 04:29:07.460 --> 04:29:09.460 Guys, don't leave yet, we're gonna load up everybody else. 04:29:13.460 --> 04:29:15.460 I'd like to speak to a lawyer. 04:29:15.460 --> 04:29:17.460 I'd like to speak to a lawyer. 04:29:17.460 --> 04:29:18.460 Okay. 04:29:19.460 --> 04:29:22.460 Hopefully you have the right to meet Sarland, anything you say. 04:29:22.460 --> 04:29:24.460 Can we be used against you in the court of law? 04:29:24.460 --> 04:29:29.080 You're right, it's an authority to call them for it, an authority to stand with problem for you, you understand the rule, it's... 04:29:29.080 --> 04:29:30.580 BOWRAG! 04:29:31.220 --> 04:29:31.720 Hell? 04:29:32.200 --> 04:29:35.220 Yeah, so I understand my bullshit ass right there. 04:29:35.720 --> 04:29:37.220 Oh good, that's very good. 04:29:38.880 --> 04:29:40.160 Let's see how... 04:29:40.560 --> 04:29:41.960 Yeah, you ain't got motion like that. 04:29:43.360 --> 04:29:44.320 Thank you for a little error. 04:29:46.680 --> 04:29:47.420 Oh yeah. 04:29:47.420 --> 04:29:49.920 Hey, Nick, listen to the fucking bullshit out here or something. 04:29:50.720 --> 04:29:52.000 Yeah, that's true, it's weird. 04:29:52.000 --> 04:29:55.120 just just understand one thing to me police officers 04:29:55.120 --> 04:29:59.360 i don't care how many of you mother fuckers there are you will all die 04:29:59.360 --> 04:30:05.760 yeah okay buddy okay let's listen i have connections all over town you don't 04:30:05.760 --> 04:30:08.800 want to fucking know i have connections everywhere 04:30:08.800 --> 04:30:13.200 hey nick listen there's just one thing i want you to know okay 04:30:13.200 --> 04:30:16.880 you know what that is talk to me this shit ain't sweet out here 04:30:16.880 --> 04:30:17.380 No. 04:30:17.380 --> 04:30:18.880 Oh my catchphrase will fall. 04:30:18.880 --> 04:30:20.880 He can't tell me about Sniper. 04:30:20.880 --> 04:30:21.880 Yeah, Sniper. 04:30:21.880 --> 04:30:22.880 It's not sweet. 04:30:22.880 --> 04:30:23.880 He didn't say it. 04:30:23.880 --> 04:30:24.880 He said, hold on. 04:30:24.880 --> 04:30:26.880 He said, shoot it sweet. 04:30:26.880 --> 04:30:27.880 And then nothing happened. 04:30:27.880 --> 04:30:28.880 Isn't that funny? 04:30:28.880 --> 04:30:29.880 It took forever. 04:30:29.880 --> 04:30:31.880 It was 45 seconds later. 04:30:31.880 --> 04:30:32.880 We're here on the stage. 04:30:32.880 --> 04:30:33.880 Yeah, let us start. 04:30:37.880 --> 04:30:39.880 I got a catchphrase. 04:30:39.880 --> 04:30:41.880 Crime doesn't pay, buddy. 04:30:41.880 --> 04:30:42.880 All right? 04:30:42.880 --> 04:30:43.880 It doesn't pay. 04:30:43.880 --> 04:30:48.600 He's crime doesn't say you left your police officer job to come be a criminal and you failed 04:30:55.680 --> 04:31:01.200 That's how we know it doesn't pay that guy thinker let the police try to hang out with all the criminals 04:31:01.200 --> 04:31:04.240 No, no, he's not with them and he went back to the police 04:31:05.760 --> 04:31:07.760 But tell me knows it doesn't pay 04:31:07.760 --> 04:31:10.760 Oh, that's true, actually. 04:31:10.760 --> 04:31:15.760 Sir, before you go to Los Santos, do you hail from Norway? 04:31:15.760 --> 04:31:17.760 Sweden, Julia. 04:31:17.760 --> 04:31:18.760 Sweden. 04:31:18.760 --> 04:31:20.760 Don't you ever say that word again. 04:31:20.760 --> 04:31:22.760 Do you know Slatan? 04:31:22.760 --> 04:31:24.760 Of course. 04:31:24.760 --> 04:31:26.760 Sweden. 04:31:26.760 --> 04:31:28.760 We're from the streets together, you know. 04:31:28.760 --> 04:31:30.760 I chose to become a football player. 04:31:30.760 --> 04:31:32.760 I chose to become a football player. 04:31:32.760 --> 04:31:38.760 Yeah, hey Gio, you think the prison's gonna have a gym or... 04:31:38.760 --> 04:31:41.760 I don't want to talk to you, lady. 04:31:41.760 --> 04:31:46.760 So, in terms of like, what is the vibe like in prison here? 04:31:46.760 --> 04:31:48.760 Like, what am I excited up for? 04:31:48.760 --> 04:31:51.760 It's fucking rough, especially if you don't have eyebrows. 04:31:51.760 --> 04:31:52.760 Yeah. 04:31:52.760 --> 04:31:53.760 Yeah, they're gonna really... 04:31:53.760 --> 04:31:57.760 Alright, you guys can really find out, but there's no eyebrow shit, man. 04:31:57.760 --> 04:32:00.760 What do you mean? You don't have eyebrows? 04:32:00.760 --> 04:32:03.760 Stay strong. Meet me in coach in the showers. 04:32:04.760 --> 04:32:06.760 In the showers! 04:32:07.760 --> 04:32:10.760 Meet us in the showers. We got a meeting room there. 04:32:12.760 --> 04:32:14.760 We'd soak in everything we got. 04:32:15.760 --> 04:32:16.760 Now, what provide the soak? 04:32:16.760 --> 04:32:17.760 Don't drop it. 04:32:17.760 --> 04:32:18.760 Just meet us in the showers. 04:32:19.760 --> 04:32:20.760 Yo, what the hell? 04:32:20.760 --> 04:32:22.760 Are you gonna take my life? 04:32:22.760 --> 04:32:23.760 No, no! 04:32:25.760 --> 04:32:26.760 What are you trying to say? 04:32:26.760 --> 04:32:29.760 See, that's what we need in, bro. That's what we need in, bro. 04:32:30.760 --> 04:32:35.600 You said we'll supply the soap dude what I'm so tight for that 04:32:50.960 --> 04:32:53.240 Yeah, what are y'all gonna charge us with we didn't do shit 04:33:00.760 --> 04:33:02.480 You know, I'm just a dude, like they? 04:33:02.480 --> 04:33:04.680 I was gonna go a month out in jail, man. 04:33:04.680 --> 04:33:06.280 This is bullshit, man. 04:33:06.280 --> 04:33:07.440 I'm gonna go back, man. 04:33:07.440 --> 04:33:09.720 We're gonna get booked for this. 04:33:09.720 --> 04:33:11.120 What the hell are you doing back there? 04:33:11.120 --> 04:33:12.280 You guys can't arrest us. 04:33:12.280 --> 04:33:13.360 We didn't do anything. 04:33:16.080 --> 04:33:19.000 Shut up, eyebrows. 04:33:19.000 --> 04:33:20.280 Oh, eyebrows, really? 04:33:20.280 --> 04:33:22.280 OK, we got jerks. 04:33:22.280 --> 04:33:23.320 I thought that was the door. 04:33:23.320 --> 04:33:23.800 There we go. 04:33:23.800 --> 04:33:24.200 OK. 04:33:24.200 --> 04:33:24.700 It's open. 04:33:24.700 --> 04:33:36.140 you fucked up my tie eyebrows you see this you did this so who do you want to take ya know 04:33:36.140 --> 04:33:48.540 you can take your eyebrows guy all right come on eyebrows it's not eyebrows it's L half 04:33:48.540 --> 04:33:52.140 Hey, it sounds like eyebrows to me. No, it's 04:33:56.220 --> 04:33:58.220 Kind of gave me care 04:34:03.780 --> 04:34:09.180 From Eagle forcefully come on pussy get your stupid ass inside. Let's go 04:34:10.100 --> 04:34:14.540 Okay, loosen up the grip a little bit my god. Oh, maybe good boy. Yes 04:34:15.980 --> 04:34:17.980 Watch the doors 04:34:18.540 --> 04:34:24.940 yes okay those those doors 04:34:29.660 --> 04:34:32.060 there you go 04:34:33.820 --> 04:34:38.620 oh god come on get up what are you a psycho he's kicked me 04:34:39.660 --> 04:34:43.260 come on this wild lady just kicked me man all right i'm gonna have you go 04:34:43.260 --> 04:35:02.260 Come here. Come here. Alright, so I want you to look over here, right? There's a little black sign right here. You see it? Right on the table, right? 04:35:02.260 --> 04:35:04.260 It's like, it's like, it's, you know, 04:35:04.260 --> 04:35:06.260 a little black, uh, little black. 04:35:06.260 --> 04:35:07.260 There we go. 04:35:07.260 --> 04:35:08.260 All right. 04:35:08.260 --> 04:35:09.260 Come on. 04:35:09.260 --> 04:35:10.260 I want you to go against the ball. 04:35:10.260 --> 04:35:12.260 Get your mask. 04:35:12.260 --> 04:35:13.260 Over here. 04:35:13.260 --> 04:35:14.260 This one. 04:35:14.260 --> 04:35:15.260 This one. 04:35:15.260 --> 04:35:16.260 This one. 04:35:16.260 --> 04:35:17.260 All right. 04:35:17.260 --> 04:35:18.260 You ready? 04:35:18.260 --> 04:35:19.260 Chatt. 04:35:19.260 --> 04:35:20.260 Chatt. 04:35:20.260 --> 04:35:21.260 Chatt. 04:35:21.260 --> 04:35:22.260 Chatt. 04:35:22.260 --> 04:35:23.260 Chatt. 04:35:23.260 --> 04:35:24.260 Chatt. 04:35:24.260 --> 04:35:25.260 Chatt. 04:35:25.260 --> 04:35:26.260 Chatt. 04:35:26.260 --> 04:35:27.260 Chatt. 04:35:27.260 --> 04:35:28.260 Chatt. 04:35:28.260 --> 04:35:29.260 Chatt. 04:35:29.260 --> 04:35:30.260 Chatt. 04:35:30.260 --> 04:35:31.260 Chatt. 04:35:31.260 --> 04:35:35.260 cheese 04:35:35.260 --> 04:35:36.640 are you coming 04:35:36.640 --> 04:35:38.500 he's gonna put it down 04:35:38.500 --> 04:35:43.500 right where you found it right here 04:35:43.500 --> 04:35:46.500 i'm trying to i 04:35:46.500 --> 04:35:47.500 alright come over here 04:35:47.500 --> 04:35:51.500 oh mother fuck where you're gonna be wrong 04:35:51.500 --> 04:35:53.020 the fuck's his problem 04:35:53.020 --> 04:35:56.020 damn that hurt 04:35:56.020 --> 04:35:58.020 The fuck is with you, holy shit! 04:35:58.020 --> 04:36:00.020 Holy shit! 04:36:00.020 --> 04:36:02.020 Ah, yeah! 04:36:02.020 --> 04:36:03.020 I want to go! 04:36:03.020 --> 04:36:05.020 I broke your hand, you ugly, holy shit! 04:36:05.020 --> 04:36:06.020 Alright, where do you want to go? 04:36:06.020 --> 04:36:08.020 To the hill. 04:36:08.020 --> 04:36:12.020 No, let's not go back there. 04:36:12.020 --> 04:36:14.020 Let's, you think you're still up here. 04:36:14.020 --> 04:36:16.020 Wait, wait, wait. 04:36:16.020 --> 04:36:17.020 Oh, okay. 04:36:17.020 --> 04:36:18.020 Pick my cell? 04:36:18.020 --> 04:36:20.020 Pick my cell, you said? 04:36:26.020 --> 04:36:31.540 So I got a bed and a fucking toilet. That's it. Yep. Yeah, Pat, you found a guy 04:36:32.580 --> 04:36:34.340 Okay 04:36:34.340 --> 04:36:36.020 Is it a problem? 04:36:36.020 --> 04:36:38.020 No, I don't get bed. It looks very comfortable 04:36:38.900 --> 04:36:45.420 Yeah, give you privacy of a wall my bed looks comfortable if I don't know like I want back pain 04:36:45.420 --> 04:36:49.340 This bed looks horrible. And what is this toilet? Has this even cleaned? 04:36:50.060 --> 04:36:52.740 Yes, you can clean what your mouth laid up you want 04:36:52.740 --> 04:36:59.120 You're going to do wish in prison, you know what I mean? 04:36:59.120 --> 04:37:01.780 So I mean like, do you got any advice for me here in jail? 04:37:01.780 --> 04:37:02.780 Like what should I do? 04:37:02.780 --> 04:37:06.060 What do you mean, what should you do? 04:37:06.060 --> 04:37:07.900 Like you got any advice for me here? 04:37:07.900 --> 04:37:11.260 Oh my God, you piss me off. 04:37:11.260 --> 04:37:12.260 Do I have any advice? 04:37:12.260 --> 04:37:17.740 Uh, you know, I mean, I did nothing too much when you go up there. 04:37:17.740 --> 04:37:19.740 Like I said, don't drop the soap. 04:37:19.740 --> 04:37:20.740 Uh. 04:37:20.740 --> 04:37:31.740 Well, you're telling me they're the whole time if someone asked to hold your pocket you let them do it. Hold nine yards. Hold people's pockets. Don't drop the soap. 04:37:31.740 --> 04:37:37.740 Wait, you're telling me like the rumors of jail are true. If I drop the soap in here, I'm going to get banged in the ass. 04:37:50.740 --> 04:37:53.700 I've lost all movement here. Can you? 04:37:53.700 --> 04:37:55.700 I don't have any answer for that. 04:38:00.180 --> 04:38:01.680 You might get... 04:38:01.680 --> 04:38:03.680 Oh yeah, I was doing something with you. 04:38:03.680 --> 04:38:04.680 With you back there. 04:38:04.680 --> 04:38:06.680 I mean, you might get fucked in the ass. 04:38:06.680 --> 04:38:07.680 Let's... 04:38:07.680 --> 04:38:09.680 Neither he nor they. 04:38:09.680 --> 04:38:11.680 If it happens, it happens. 04:38:11.680 --> 04:38:13.680 I already took all the fucking... 04:38:13.680 --> 04:38:16.680 I'm already fucked in the ass. Are you serious? 04:38:16.680 --> 04:38:18.680 You're just being very adamant on it, sir. 04:38:20.740 --> 04:38:22.740 Here 04:38:23.500 --> 04:38:25.500 Here's the firearm 04:38:25.540 --> 04:38:33.060 And then here's his night beautiful. Hey, good luck, sir. All right, and I remember crime doesn't pay and don't set up the cops 04:38:33.060 --> 04:38:34.820 This is laughing to you. Okay, buddy 04:38:34.820 --> 04:38:36.820 All right, Tinker. I heard you 04:38:42.180 --> 04:38:44.180 I heard you were a 04:38:44.260 --> 04:38:46.700 Former cop turned the villain 04:38:46.700 --> 04:38:55.060 turned back into cop he's mad he was just mad it's enforcer I am so a 04:38:55.060 --> 04:38:58.460 negative I'm at the PD basically what you're saying cop is you're a little bit 04:38:58.460 --> 04:39:03.420 of a bitch I just a little bit sometimes a pussy it depends on how I'm 04:39:03.420 --> 04:39:08.940 feeling for the day takes one of no one oh no eyebrows 04:39:08.940 --> 04:39:15.940 I'm waiting for you to respond or say something, doofus. 04:39:15.940 --> 04:39:18.940 Got a staring problem, sir? 04:39:18.940 --> 04:39:22.940 Yeah, I'm staring at you and your blue eyes. 04:39:22.940 --> 04:39:24.940 Get me out of here, man! 04:39:24.940 --> 04:39:26.940 Got me locked up in here, boy! 04:39:26.940 --> 04:39:28.940 What was your name again? 04:39:28.940 --> 04:39:30.940 L. Hefe. 04:39:30.940 --> 04:39:32.940 No, no, you're like actual, what is your name? 04:39:32.940 --> 04:39:34.940 L. Hefe. 04:39:34.940 --> 04:39:36.940 L. Space Hefe. 04:39:36.940 --> 04:39:40.380 That's not your government name. That's a name that you gave yourself and if they 04:39:41.900 --> 04:39:43.900 What's your government name, sir? 04:39:44.860 --> 04:39:46.860 What's this guy's government name? 04:39:47.620 --> 04:39:49.620 Presidente 04:39:50.340 --> 04:39:54.580 Sir, I don't I don't I don't converse with you sir. I don't talk to the cops man 04:39:55.060 --> 04:39:59.420 Well, we're doing a report man. We need to know your name. You can take that report and shove it up your ass 04:39:59.420 --> 04:40:03.500 I don't care. I'm already in here. I can't get any worse than this 04:40:03.500 --> 04:40:06.500 I'm going to make your job as difficult as possible. 04:40:06.500 --> 04:40:08.500 That's fine. I've been through it. 04:40:08.500 --> 04:40:13.500 There's nothing that you could literally do to me that I would never have done before, so. 04:40:13.500 --> 04:40:19.500 What if I was to, I don't know, hypothetically pulled out my wiener and then yours would feel smaller? 04:40:19.500 --> 04:40:24.500 Mine is extremely small, sir, so honestly, any size would impress me. 04:40:24.500 --> 04:40:27.500 You see, that doesn't surprise me. 04:40:27.500 --> 04:40:31.500 It's very small, sir. Thank you for complimenting me, though. I appreciate it. 04:40:31.500 --> 04:40:33.500 Good luck y'all, huh, Faye? 04:40:33.500 --> 04:40:35.500 Barrette. 04:40:35.500 --> 04:40:37.500 Hey, give him a bedstribe. I didn't do nothing. 04:40:37.500 --> 04:40:40.500 He believed you would do this to me. 04:40:40.500 --> 04:40:42.500 Hey, what are you talking about, man? 04:40:42.500 --> 04:40:44.500 We were trying to work with you. 04:40:44.500 --> 04:40:46.500 Yeah, hey, hey, Nicholas. 04:40:46.500 --> 04:40:51.500 Guys, we fucking fed you last night and let you pick where you slept. 04:40:51.500 --> 04:40:53.500 That's how you're gonna fucking repay us? 04:40:53.500 --> 04:40:55.500 Yeah, I mean, guys, at the end of the day, you guys are pigs. 04:40:55.500 --> 04:40:58.500 Like, I don't care. You know what I'm saying? 04:40:58.500 --> 04:40:59.500 Oh, okay. All right. 04:40:59.500 --> 04:41:01.500 I run this fucking city now, not you. 04:41:01.500 --> 04:41:02.500 Oh, no. 04:41:02.500 --> 04:41:03.500 Okay. 04:41:03.500 --> 04:41:04.500 No? 04:41:04.500 --> 04:41:05.500 Alright. 04:41:05.500 --> 04:41:07.500 Enjoy running it from bottom to top. 04:41:09.500 --> 04:41:11.500 How do I sleep? 04:41:11.500 --> 04:41:13.500 How do I sleep? 04:41:21.500 --> 04:41:23.500 How do I sleep R? 04:41:29.500 --> 04:41:40.820 How do I sleep go live wait I could stream in here I could stream 04:41:40.820 --> 04:41:49.820 You got it, right, you got it from me? 04:41:49.820 --> 04:42:01.820 So, shut them live, right, but I'll put my phone away. 04:42:01.820 --> 04:42:11.900 I'm a BOP. 04:42:11.900 --> 04:42:14.140 I'm a BOP. 04:42:14.140 --> 04:42:20.260 Chad, I'm pulling the jacked out, Herdy. 04:42:20.260 --> 04:42:22.560 I mean, perfect. 04:42:22.560 --> 04:42:23.740 I'm a GERIE. 04:42:23.740 --> 04:42:25.140 I'm a GERIE. 04:42:25.140 --> 04:42:26.860 I don't know what I'm doing. 04:42:26.860 --> 04:42:27.860 I don't know what I'm doing. 04:42:27.860 --> 04:42:28.860 I see you live in jail. 04:42:28.860 --> 04:42:29.860 I don't know what I'm doing. 04:42:29.860 --> 04:42:30.860 Who this is? 04:42:30.860 --> 04:42:32.860 I 04:42:33.020 --> 04:42:35.020 Who's this? Oh 04:42:35.100 --> 04:42:41.380 Come out dead ass the guy that was with granny the other day. Oh, yeah, I'm livin. I'm livin jail on some gangsta shit 04:42:41.420 --> 04:42:43.180 That's hard, bro 04:42:43.180 --> 04:42:45.180 Wait, what's your number? Let me save you boy. Oh 04:42:46.380 --> 04:42:49.820 Just save just save this call after hang up. What's your name? 04:42:50.380 --> 04:42:52.380 How see a you? 04:42:52.460 --> 04:42:57.500 All right, bet I got you mud. All right. Good luck in prison. Don't hold no pockets. All right 04:43:00.860 --> 04:43:02.860 Like 04:43:16.940 --> 04:43:19.300 Yo, am I gonna get processed or what? 04:43:19.300 --> 04:43:20.300 What? 04:43:20.300 --> 04:43:32.540 Can I serve what I could like? 04:43:32.540 --> 04:43:33.540 Call Granny? 04:43:33.540 --> 04:43:34.540 Okay. 04:43:34.540 --> 04:43:36.540 Okay. 04:43:36.540 --> 04:43:46.540 The fuck? 04:43:46.540 --> 04:43:48.540 Bro. 04:43:48.540 --> 04:43:58.540 Let me out of here, bro. 04:43:58.540 --> 04:44:00.540 Call 911. 04:44:00.540 --> 04:44:02.540 Call 911, okay. 04:44:02.540 --> 04:44:10.540 I didn't do nothing bro, I wanna be out from... 04:44:10.540 --> 04:44:13.540 What the fuck did we shoot down? 04:44:13.540 --> 04:44:16.540 That's not a crime. 04:44:16.540 --> 04:44:18.540 What? 04:44:20.540 --> 04:44:22.540 Shadow caught on number one. 04:44:28.540 --> 04:44:30.540 Bro, I wanna caught on number one. 04:44:32.540 --> 04:44:41.380 you yes I need a lawyer I have a lawyer 04:44:41.380 --> 04:44:48.020 he's named Saul S.A.U.L. space Goodman 04:44:49.100 --> 04:44:58.900 okay um you want John Clair or Tom Tom give me Tom Tom fuck you don't have Saul 04:44:58.900 --> 04:45:03.940 Goodman in his town? No. I know. What about J. Opa? You have J. Opa? 04:45:03.940 --> 04:45:07.940 Top Top's close enough, okay? 04:45:10.100 --> 04:45:14.340 Uh, we're gonna advise you that you're also in possession of a hot gun. 04:45:14.340 --> 04:45:17.060 So, uh... 04:45:19.780 --> 04:45:22.900 We'll work through that. 04:45:22.900 --> 04:45:25.620 I'll go do the answer. 04:45:25.620 --> 04:45:28.620 Where do I get out of here, man? What do I do? 04:45:28.620 --> 04:45:34.620 Get off your phone, I swear to God. 04:45:34.620 --> 04:45:36.620 Hold on, Granny called him, Granny called him. 04:45:36.620 --> 04:45:40.620 No, no, don't answer the phone, I swear to God, I'll take it away. 04:45:40.620 --> 04:45:42.620 Granny, how you doing, baby? 04:45:42.620 --> 04:45:45.620 What's up, Witty Baby? Down here in Cabines, what you doing? 04:45:45.620 --> 04:45:50.620 Granny, you were right, it was a bad idea. I'm in jail now, which could have never killed the cops, Granny. 04:45:50.620 --> 04:45:52.620 Are you kidding me? You in jail? 04:45:52.620 --> 04:45:54.620 Yeah, I'm in jail, baby. 04:45:54.620 --> 04:45:56.620 What the hell you're doing in jail? 04:45:56.620 --> 04:46:01.280 I don't know, Granny, but I don't know if I've ever seen you again. I think I'm dead here. I don't I'm in jail 04:46:02.380 --> 04:46:05.780 How long did they give you? I don't know. I'm still getting processed 04:46:05.780 --> 04:46:10.660 I've asked them if they had better calls so they said no I asked for J. Oma. They said no smile 04:46:10.660 --> 04:46:12.660 I got some guy named Tom Tom 04:46:17.220 --> 04:46:19.220 All right, Granny, I got you I got to go now 04:46:22.300 --> 04:46:24.300 What's the fuck man 04:46:24.620 --> 04:46:26.620 Coach you don't want you to finish 04:46:26.620 --> 04:46:27.620 She didn't want you to be a chaser 04:46:27.620 --> 04:46:28.620 Maybe push that 04:46:28.620 --> 04:46:29.620 Go for surveys 04:46:29.620 --> 04:46:31.620 And spread that shit on a Sunday dinner 04:46:31.620 --> 04:46:32.620 Damn right we got baby 04:46:32.620 --> 04:46:33.620 Yeah you guys just tell me 04:46:35.620 --> 04:46:36.620 Excuse me miss uh 04:46:36.620 --> 04:46:37.620 Miss park ranger 04:46:37.620 --> 04:46:39.620 You know uh somebody else gotta do that 04:46:39.620 --> 04:46:40.620 Do you want me to do your own 04:46:40.620 --> 04:46:41.620 So I'm lazy when it's fucking dinner 04:46:41.620 --> 04:46:42.620 Just be honest 04:46:42.620 --> 04:46:44.620 You don't want to be a park ranger 04:46:44.620 --> 04:46:46.620 I love being a park ranger 04:46:46.620 --> 04:46:47.620 All right 04:46:47.620 --> 04:46:49.620 I don't want to be an Alice can you ranger 04:46:50.620 --> 04:46:51.620 Look look let's cut 04:46:51.620 --> 04:46:52.620 What are you trying to 04:46:52.620 --> 04:46:55.180 Are you trying to make me go to the back side here? 04:46:55.180 --> 04:46:56.860 Let's wake up and smell the coffee. 04:46:56.860 --> 04:46:58.460 Being a park ranger is unfulfilling. 04:46:58.460 --> 04:47:00.660 Just be a criminal. 04:47:00.660 --> 04:47:01.500 So you OK? 04:47:01.500 --> 04:47:03.180 And how would I go about that? 04:47:03.180 --> 04:47:05.100 Take that van, throw it off, and start 04:47:05.100 --> 04:47:07.220 randomly firing in the building right now. 04:47:07.220 --> 04:47:08.500 That'd be a good start. 04:47:08.500 --> 04:47:10.700 That's the ass you got going on. 04:47:10.700 --> 04:47:11.940 I think I should kill him. 04:47:11.940 --> 04:47:14.340 My fellow officers. 04:47:14.340 --> 04:47:15.220 You can leave that on me. 04:47:15.220 --> 04:47:17.020 Just put on a little box. 04:47:17.020 --> 04:47:20.180 Sir, don't put your finger up his ass, sir. 04:47:20.180 --> 04:47:21.820 Yeah, I'll make you a deal. 04:47:21.820 --> 04:47:23.020 I'll make you a deal. 04:47:23.020 --> 04:47:25.900 I'll do it if you ask nicely. 04:47:25.900 --> 04:47:27.380 So you'll leave the park rangers 04:47:27.380 --> 04:47:29.260 and become a criminal if I ask nicely? 04:47:29.260 --> 04:47:29.780 That's right. 04:47:29.780 --> 04:47:31.460 I put it in a lockbox. 04:47:31.460 --> 04:47:34.540 OK, will you please leave the park rangers 04:47:34.540 --> 04:47:35.900 and be a criminal? 04:47:35.900 --> 04:47:36.540 Good boy. 04:47:36.540 --> 04:47:37.740 You've got to go in your lockbox. 04:47:37.740 --> 04:47:39.180 All right. 04:47:39.180 --> 04:47:43.780 I don't know what type of weird ass law enforcement is in this city. 04:47:43.780 --> 04:47:46.460 This kid is mad unprofessional. 04:47:46.460 --> 04:47:49.900 I don't know what type of weird ass law enforcement is in here. 04:47:51.820 --> 04:47:57.820 Did you run? Did you just fell lawyer? Yes, his name's Tom Tom. Where is he at? 04:47:57.820 --> 04:48:03.820 You guys have nothing on me. You guys have no case. You have no case. 04:48:03.820 --> 04:48:10.820 Let him know. Let him know, baby. Los Santos ain't sweet. Tell him man, if you feel like that, Benchom. 04:48:10.820 --> 04:48:14.820 It's right, Benchom, baby. Hey, hey. 04:48:14.820 --> 04:48:18.820 No, why don't you just open the door and just kind of act like nothing has happened? 04:48:18.820 --> 04:48:22.200 nothing else let you out right now yeah why don't you just sort of act like 04:48:22.200 --> 04:48:25.060 nothing else I thought you was gonna have it come in there what you do 04:48:25.060 --> 04:48:32.980 look like you know Nick just like that yeah maybe just open the door that's 04:48:32.980 --> 04:48:36.100 like nothing else we're gonna have one right now I just walk right like turn 04:48:36.100 --> 04:48:41.980 turn a blind eye with either way yep let your ass out someone with no eyebrows 04:48:41.980 --> 04:48:46.120 All right, now come here. Come on. You would let me out. I mean you let me out of jail 04:48:48.700 --> 04:48:52.180 She wouldn't be out of here. Oh, how's it going, sir? I can't coach 04:48:55.180 --> 04:49:00.540 You listen to drinking eat no, I'm on strike. I don't pay for that stuff no more which I 04:49:03.460 --> 04:49:06.740 Could turn a blind eye to all your charges open the door and let you free ring 04:49:07.660 --> 04:49:10.780 You could do that. You should do it after both. What would that say about me? 04:49:10.780 --> 04:49:15.980 should have all four of us actually that you're not a crooked-ass park ranger and 04:49:15.980 --> 04:49:19.900 you're actually kind of cool but let me be more crooked no that would just make 04:49:19.900 --> 04:49:26.460 you like not a pig maybe so cool maybe not white you just wouldn't be a pig 04:49:26.460 --> 04:49:30.100 because right now if you're a cop you're sort of a pig I'm gonna be honest can I 04:49:30.100 --> 04:49:34.620 get at least I'm not gonna want you right now okay please stop asking I'll do 04:49:34.620 --> 04:49:39.860 it see you know you're part Rangers y'all actually got a little bit of sold in 04:49:39.860 --> 04:49:46.140 You the Lspd are like drones y'all got some soul I can see it me and coach haven't done shit 04:49:50.180 --> 04:49:52.180 Yeah 04:49:52.460 --> 04:49:55.020 Coach head would put a sock in it dude. I just 04:49:56.740 --> 04:49:58.740 That was the only thing yet other than that 04:50:01.260 --> 04:50:03.260 Did you DSR death them anything 04:50:03.260 --> 04:50:11.380 What's my warrant for what's my warrant? 04:50:11.380 --> 04:50:12.380 Read it to me. 04:50:12.380 --> 04:50:13.880 You're the one for your arrest. 04:50:13.880 --> 04:50:16.200 I'm misuse of the 911 call system. 04:50:16.200 --> 04:50:17.200 Yeah. 04:50:17.200 --> 04:50:23.060 I used the 911 call system to get a taxi, which I thought was chill, which apparently 04:50:23.060 --> 04:50:24.060 isn't. 04:50:24.060 --> 04:50:27.060 I'm gonna be in prison for a long time, bro. 04:50:27.060 --> 04:50:28.060 Gio, there's a problem. 04:50:28.060 --> 04:50:31.060 We just had hunting and capsized shooting at us. 04:50:31.060 --> 04:50:33.060 Gio, we were literally just hunting, bro. 04:50:33.060 --> 04:50:36.060 Hey, hey, hey, Gio, you're all good, baby. 04:50:36.060 --> 04:50:38.060 Lane, Adi said he shot us first. 04:50:38.060 --> 04:50:39.060 We were even shooting at them. 04:50:39.060 --> 04:50:41.060 Lane shot fire netters. 04:50:41.060 --> 04:50:43.060 We were hunting rafters. 04:50:43.060 --> 04:50:46.060 Is it OK if I rock a piss really quick in this part, Ranger? 04:50:46.060 --> 04:50:47.060 Yeah, go ahead and do this. 04:50:47.060 --> 04:50:48.060 We'll try to fight next. 04:50:48.060 --> 04:50:49.060 You know what we're defending ourselves. 04:50:54.060 --> 04:50:56.060 I 04:51:18.380 --> 04:51:20.380 Can't you shit on this game? 04:51:24.060 --> 04:51:29.060 Oh, you're clocked. Holy shit. 04:51:29.060 --> 04:51:34.060 Oh boy. 04:51:54.060 --> 04:51:56.060 I 04:52:09.740 --> 04:52:11.740 Was going out of the geo was going out 04:52:15.180 --> 04:52:17.180 Plus 15 came or 04:52:24.060 --> 04:52:26.060 I have $10,000 dollars! 04:52:26.060 --> 04:52:28.060 I have $10,000 dollars chicken! 04:52:28.060 --> 04:52:30.060 Why are they chasing you out of the shit? 04:52:30.060 --> 04:52:32.060 Me for chicken, man! 04:52:32.060 --> 04:52:34.060 Because that's what you mad me off! 04:52:34.060 --> 04:52:35.060 Noodle dive! 04:52:35.060 --> 04:52:36.060 I'm gonna find you, bro. 04:52:36.060 --> 04:52:38.060 I'm gonna cut your head off, stick it on a pole, 04:52:38.060 --> 04:52:40.060 dangle your body off a bridge, bro. 04:52:40.060 --> 04:52:42.060 I can't do what they say! 04:52:42.060 --> 04:52:44.060 Why does he keep chasing me out of this? 04:52:45.060 --> 04:52:47.060 What did I do? 04:52:47.060 --> 04:52:54.060 I'm sorry. 04:52:54.060 --> 04:52:59.060 What? 04:52:59.060 --> 04:53:07.060 Hey, we going to the gym later? 04:53:07.060 --> 04:53:09.060 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's alright. 04:53:09.060 --> 04:53:11.060 Why do you try to punch you Tom Tom? 04:53:11.060 --> 04:53:15.060 What the fuck? 04:53:15.060 --> 04:53:15.900 I did. 04:53:17.940 --> 04:53:21.280 Ooh, chat things are gonna get easier. 04:53:45.060 --> 04:53:52.060 Hey, you ever had Texas roast beef? Nah. 04:53:52.060 --> 04:53:57.060 That's about to be your number one. Hey. 04:53:57.060 --> 04:54:03.060 Chad, it was not a goon break. SHUT THE FUCK UP! 04:54:03.060 --> 04:54:05.060 Uh. 04:54:05.060 --> 04:54:09.060 Coach, where are our lawyers at, baby? 04:54:09.060 --> 04:54:11.060 Well, you went to good news and bad news. 04:54:11.060 --> 04:54:13.060 Wait, what'd you say? 04:54:13.060 --> 04:54:14.860 You want the good news or the bad news? 04:54:14.860 --> 04:54:16.660 Always start off with the good news. 04:54:17.460 --> 04:54:20.460 The good news is that they've got double-plated toilet paper. 04:54:20.460 --> 04:54:22.060 I just checked it to take it to shit. 04:54:23.260 --> 04:54:24.460 Like a thousand, maybe. 04:54:24.460 --> 04:54:28.260 Okay, so they have good toilet paper and what's the bad news? 04:54:28.860 --> 04:54:34.660 The bad news is apparently all the lawyers have been executed and they're not coming. 04:54:37.060 --> 04:54:39.260 So, let me get this straight, coach. 04:54:39.260 --> 04:54:44.540 there's no lawyers and we're how are we ever gonna get processed how are we ever 04:54:44.540 --> 04:54:49.500 gonna get out of here well just remember that there's double play toilet paper 04:54:49.500 --> 04:54:54.820 okay back to that in I know you said you got a tight ass and everything I don't 04:54:54.820 --> 04:55:00.460 give a fuck if it's triple play toilet paper I want to go home I want to see my 04:55:00.460 --> 04:55:10.100 my mom. Don't worry, I'll go visit her. Who said that? Who said that? This cacti 04:55:10.100 --> 04:55:17.700 over here. You just say you're gonna visit my mom buddy? I'll go visit, I'll show my 04:55:17.700 --> 04:55:24.500 respects alright? Oh you're riding away in prison. Oh okay. This guy's got jokes. Okay. 04:55:24.500 --> 04:55:27.340 up the cells and say that to his face Dennis. 04:55:27.340 --> 04:55:28.340 Oh. 04:55:28.340 --> 04:55:31.340 He's not my ref here I would. 04:55:31.340 --> 04:55:34.340 Yeah Dennis why don't you open up the cell and say that to him Dennis. 04:55:34.340 --> 04:55:38.460 Why don't you open up the cell and say it to my face Dennis. 04:55:38.460 --> 04:55:42.020 You won't say that they'll have face to face to the cell face to face. 04:55:42.020 --> 04:55:43.020 Come on you cock sucker. 04:55:43.020 --> 04:55:44.020 What the fuck. 04:55:44.020 --> 04:55:45.020 Let me out of here man. 04:55:45.020 --> 04:55:46.020 You hear that. 04:55:46.020 --> 04:55:47.020 I fucking heard it. 04:55:47.020 --> 04:55:48.020 I heard him. 04:55:48.020 --> 04:55:49.020 You alright? 04:55:49.020 --> 04:55:50.020 Oh damn. 04:55:50.020 --> 04:55:50.860 I heard him. 04:55:52.580 --> 04:55:53.420 You all right? 04:55:53.420 --> 04:55:54.260 Oh, yeah. 04:55:54.260 --> 04:55:56.260 Yo, that's what I'm fucking talking about in here today. 04:55:56.260 --> 04:55:58.300 That's what I'm talking about. 04:55:58.300 --> 04:56:00.420 Back off you fucking bitch! 04:56:00.420 --> 04:56:01.260 What? 04:56:01.260 --> 04:56:02.580 You're never talking like that again! 04:56:02.580 --> 04:56:04.980 Hey, don't put your fucking hand up! 04:56:04.980 --> 04:56:06.460 You're dead, you're dead! 04:56:06.460 --> 04:56:07.300 Ugh! 04:56:09.140 --> 04:56:11.380 You're lucky I don't come in there. 04:56:11.380 --> 04:56:13.140 Hey, you're doing a lot of talking. 04:56:13.140 --> 04:56:13.980 What's what? 04:56:13.980 --> 04:56:14.820 Doing a lot of talking. 04:56:14.820 --> 04:56:16.700 That's what I thought, that's what I thought. 04:56:16.700 --> 04:56:18.140 Now you're gonna bring me a lawyer here 04:56:18.140 --> 04:56:19.700 and I'm gonna get the fuck out of here. 04:56:19.700 --> 04:56:23.900 You also gonna hold that pocket and you can drive up there and you can hold that pocket. You understand? 04:56:23.900 --> 04:56:27.100 Nah, hell no. You're gonna hold my pocket. 04:56:29.100 --> 04:56:32.300 Hold your pocket. What type of freaky ass cop are you, dude? 04:56:33.700 --> 04:56:35.700 I'm here, Dennis. What you come up in here? 04:56:36.100 --> 04:56:37.500 Why'd you come up in here, Dennis? 04:56:38.100 --> 04:56:39.500 I'm not freaky at all. 04:56:41.100 --> 04:56:45.300 So, all right. Coach Dooley, sidebar here. Yo, Dennis, just sit in the cup chair over there. 04:56:46.300 --> 04:56:47.300 Coach Dooley. Okay. 04:56:47.500 --> 04:56:48.700 Little bit of a sidebar. 04:56:48.700 --> 04:56:52.540 Okay, he's staring at us. So we have no cops. 04:56:52.540 --> 04:56:55.340 He's fucking me with his eyes right now. You see that? 04:56:55.340 --> 04:56:56.640 He's eye fucking shooting at us. 04:56:56.640 --> 04:56:58.900 Yeah, he's definitely a cop. Okay. 04:56:58.900 --> 04:57:02.940 Coach, so basically, we are fought. 04:57:02.940 --> 04:57:05.040 I mean, there's no way out of here. 04:57:05.040 --> 04:57:11.040 Um, well, only an act of God right now would get us out of these cells. 04:57:11.040 --> 04:57:14.540 But if the lawyer comes, there might be a change. 04:57:14.540 --> 04:57:17.540 Okay, how good is this guy? Do you know this lawyer? 04:57:17.540 --> 04:57:20.700 Which lawyer Tom Tom you ever heard of him? 04:57:25.420 --> 04:57:27.980 Wait, he's here with the lawyers here we were is he where is he? 04:57:35.060 --> 04:57:37.660 He's actually pretty good lawyer, he's actually pretty good lawyer 04:57:47.540 --> 04:57:51.540 Yeah, jump his ass, jump his ass! 04:57:51.540 --> 04:57:53.540 Get in his ass! 04:57:53.540 --> 04:57:55.540 He's not a lady, lay him down! 04:57:55.540 --> 04:57:57.540 He is, he is! 04:57:57.540 --> 04:57:59.540 Hey, how about you, how are you like that? 04:57:59.540 --> 04:58:01.540 Fuck off! 04:58:01.540 --> 04:58:03.540 You want to fuck me? 04:58:05.540 --> 04:58:07.540 Oh my god, bro. 04:58:07.540 --> 04:58:09.540 Get in his ass, baby! 04:58:09.540 --> 04:58:11.540 Hey, hey, hey! 04:58:11.540 --> 04:58:13.540 Get in his ass, baby! 04:58:13.540 --> 04:58:22.220 I'm gonna die in this fucking pussy. Oh my god, you're getting smoked our brows 04:58:43.540 --> 04:58:46.540 2 on 1, what are you a bitch? 04:58:46.540 --> 04:58:48.540 Looks like a draw to me. 04:58:48.540 --> 04:58:50.540 Not so much a... 04:58:50.540 --> 04:58:51.540 K.O. 04:58:51.540 --> 04:58:53.540 I think it was a draw, fellas. 04:58:53.540 --> 04:58:54.540 Shoot! 04:58:54.540 --> 04:58:56.540 That was spicy, that was spicy. 04:58:57.540 --> 04:59:00.540 Damn it Dennis, how you gonna get your ass beat by Nicola? 04:59:00.540 --> 04:59:03.540 I fuckin' lose every fight. 04:59:04.540 --> 04:59:06.540 Hey, you're a true warrior, Nicolaus. 04:59:06.540 --> 04:59:07.540 Thank you. 04:59:07.540 --> 04:59:09.540 That's what they call you, LFA? 04:59:09.540 --> 04:59:11.540 Yes, call my brother. 04:59:11.540 --> 04:59:13.540 or el Presidente 04:59:14.580 --> 04:59:16.900 Or el no eyebrows 04:59:19.620 --> 04:59:26.020 So are we getting the lawyer in here? What is this place man? He's coming. He's working through you guys. He's by himself 04:59:26.660 --> 04:59:28.660 He's doing the best he can 04:59:30.820 --> 04:59:34.660 Yeah, I don't know I don't really enjoy being in a jail cell. I mean have you ever been in a jail cell? 04:59:35.180 --> 04:59:37.180 Yeah, it's fucking miserable 04:59:37.700 --> 04:59:39.700 No, I've never been arrested 04:59:39.700 --> 04:59:41.700 No, I've never been arrested. 04:59:41.700 --> 04:59:43.700 No, I've never been arrested before. 04:59:43.700 --> 04:59:45.700 He's the gangbanger with the east side balance. 04:59:45.700 --> 04:59:47.700 Under time room, the time. 04:59:47.700 --> 04:59:49.700 Most of them, Chateau? 04:59:49.700 --> 04:59:51.700 John Curz on the DOJF. 04:59:51.700 --> 04:59:53.700 He was wondering how prison was. 04:59:53.700 --> 04:59:55.700 Do you want to tell him? 04:59:55.700 --> 04:59:57.700 Like, E slash church? 04:59:57.700 --> 04:59:59.700 Yeah! 04:59:59.700 --> 05:00:01.700 If they want a lawyer, call another one. 05:00:01.700 --> 05:00:03.700 Yo, can I get a little bit of privacy here? 05:00:03.700 --> 05:00:05.700 Bring me up, bring me up, bring me up. 05:00:05.700 --> 05:00:07.700 There are... 05:00:07.700 --> 05:00:09.260 I know the lawyers. 05:00:09.260 --> 05:00:10.160 I'm a lawyer. 05:00:10.160 --> 05:00:11.160 Oh, John Clare. 05:00:18.820 --> 05:00:20.000 You're a jerk-off? 05:00:23.840 --> 05:00:24.740 No guys, it doesn't work. 05:00:24.740 --> 05:00:25.540 It doesn't work. 05:00:31.860 --> 05:00:34.180 Guys, it doesn't work. 05:00:34.180 --> 05:00:37.140 I think we got you a lawyer. 05:00:37.140 --> 05:00:41.700 Sweet oh, he's on the way his name is John clerk 05:00:44.820 --> 05:00:46.820 You know not to fight again, do you? 05:00:55.540 --> 05:00:57.540 Oh my god 05:01:37.140 --> 05:01:39.140 What's that with you? 05:01:39.140 --> 05:01:41.140 He's slashed. 05:01:41.140 --> 05:01:44.140 This is his GEO, get his ass, babies! 05:01:44.140 --> 05:01:46.140 Shulkin' Jim Band, Shulkin' Band! 05:01:46.140 --> 05:01:49.140 There you go Dennis, get his ass, Dennis! 05:01:49.140 --> 05:01:52.140 Oh, I hope that's fucking locked. 05:01:52.140 --> 05:01:54.140 How the fuck did he get out of the cell? 05:01:54.140 --> 05:01:56.140 No space after the slash. 05:01:56.140 --> 05:01:58.140 Wait, why the fuck's that little guy locked? 05:01:58.140 --> 05:02:00.140 No, he's free! He's free! GEO's free! 05:02:00.140 --> 05:02:02.140 Oh, he's still on police! 05:02:02.140 --> 05:02:04.140 He was takin' a run for it, he's free! That is so his first life! 05:02:04.140 --> 05:02:33.340 I mean let's let's go to what it is you could easily just open the store and just kind of 05:02:33.340 --> 05:02:35.140 Let me walk. 05:02:35.140 --> 05:02:37.100 Yeah, you would love that, wouldn't you? 05:02:37.100 --> 05:02:40.660 Yeah, your lawyer's on your way, but I'll throw you your charges 05:02:40.660 --> 05:02:41.620 real quick. 05:02:41.620 --> 05:02:43.500 Yeah, talk me through my charges. 05:02:43.500 --> 05:02:45.900 I'm going to be coming up with a session of a fire on class 1 05:02:45.900 --> 05:02:47.540 and aggravated assault and battery, 05:02:47.540 --> 05:02:52.060 which is a $1,100 fine in 25 months in jail, 05:02:52.060 --> 05:02:54.220 which we'll work with you with, all right? 05:02:54.220 --> 05:02:55.540 I'll go through that. 05:02:55.540 --> 05:02:56.780 Have you done the same? 05:02:56.780 --> 05:02:59.300 25 months in jail. 05:02:59.300 --> 05:03:00.980 Are you insane? 05:03:00.980 --> 05:03:05.980 twenty-five months in jail 05:03:05.980 --> 05:03:10.180 well, we'll work with you, you know, you won't be uh... you won't be going 05:03:10.180 --> 05:03:12.180 did you want to add? did you want to add? 05:03:12.180 --> 05:03:18.380 before we do this, why is Nicholas getting principle aggravated or something like that? 05:03:18.380 --> 05:03:21.680 oh, you must be my lawyer! you must be Tom! 05:03:21.680 --> 05:03:28.680 his lawyer's here, okay, perfect, and he told me to come over, so why is he getting principle aggravated? 05:03:28.680 --> 05:03:33.560 I'm pretty sure we're getting in principle because he was no all you have ones got oh, okay, okay? 05:03:33.560 --> 05:03:35.560 He was the one that I'll take you waited 05:03:37.280 --> 05:03:38.780 Are you the lawyer? 05:03:38.780 --> 05:03:44.400 He's the lawyer. He's a lawyer. I will go see those. I can I can double check it for you. Let me let me double check 05:03:44.400 --> 05:03:49.280 Yeah, I don't have any statements that he was a wanting shot. Yeah, I didn't shoot. That's the thing 05:03:50.840 --> 05:03:57.800 So, you know saw Goodman tell him tell him everything everything that he needs to know just make sure you whisper to the lawyer 05:03:58.680 --> 05:04:03.200 He's the server owner I don't understand what happened, but if you've got another work 05:04:03.200 --> 05:04:07.520 Yeah, he pulled it right I can help you out what I can but generally 05:04:08.520 --> 05:04:10.800 There's a possession card. It's hard to fight 05:04:11.800 --> 05:04:15.800 Right when you got that when you've got a principal PC charge, right? 05:04:15.800 --> 05:04:20.600 So you know this is never shut your possession is gonna get yeah, but there's nothing that we can buy 05:04:20.600 --> 05:04:26.360 But I'm curious to why we've got principal. Yeah, someone did you did someone can someone articulate that you shot? 05:04:26.360 --> 05:04:31.880 No sir, I didn't stab anybody man. I had possession of a gun. I was shot by a cop. That's all I know 05:04:31.880 --> 05:04:36.840 I didn't shoot anyone. I didn't shoot anyone. I didn't shoot anyone. I didn't stab anyone a 05:04:37.400 --> 05:04:39.400 Bullet was not fired from my behalf 05:04:41.160 --> 05:04:43.160 Okay, so you just on the scene 05:04:44.680 --> 05:04:46.680 I was on the scene 05:04:49.320 --> 05:04:53.000 Oh also a cop assaulted me in the building if you care 05:04:53.000 --> 05:04:56.680 So, that one would have to be sorted out afterwards. 05:04:56.680 --> 05:04:59.120 That would be a violation. 05:04:59.120 --> 05:05:05.560 That would be, I think, 8th, which is a unfair and cruel punishment. 05:05:05.560 --> 05:05:07.560 So you're my lawyer there, for real? 05:05:07.560 --> 05:05:10.920 Yeah, Paul will help, fill me out, and I'll help you up. 05:05:10.920 --> 05:05:16.520 Just so we can get it done quickly while GeoSo is getting medical, I guess. 05:05:16.520 --> 05:05:17.520 Do you know Saul? 05:05:17.520 --> 05:05:18.520 I do know Saul. 05:05:18.520 --> 05:05:19.520 Yeah. 05:05:19.520 --> 05:05:20.520 Uh, I do know, so. 05:05:21.520 --> 05:05:21.720 Yeah. 05:05:23.320 --> 05:05:24.520 So on the previous day and if it's, 05:05:24.520 --> 05:05:27.720 there was no kind of a misuse of the law from the following day, we kind of 05:05:27.720 --> 05:05:28.920 take, wait, can you read what I got? 05:05:28.920 --> 05:05:29.120 Right? 05:05:29.120 --> 05:05:30.920 Well, why did I have a warrant for me originally? 05:05:31.520 --> 05:05:33.120 Uh, misuse of 911. 05:05:35.320 --> 05:05:37.920 Okay, but I can't count it. 05:05:37.920 --> 05:05:39.320 It was my first day in the city. 05:05:39.320 --> 05:05:41.520 I just, I used 911. 05:05:41.520 --> 05:05:43.320 Can you quiet down? 05:05:44.120 --> 05:05:44.820 Who said that? 05:05:44.820 --> 05:05:51.820 Nigg just make sure you whisper in so that cops can hear what you're saying to the lawyer. 05:05:51.820 --> 05:05:52.820 Yeah. 05:05:52.820 --> 05:05:53.820 Alright, so can you hear me? 05:05:53.820 --> 05:05:55.820 Yeah, I think we're good to have that conversation. 05:05:55.820 --> 05:05:56.820 I'm sorry coach. 05:05:56.820 --> 05:05:57.820 You're good. 05:05:57.820 --> 05:05:58.820 You did your best, baby. 05:05:58.820 --> 05:05:59.820 You did your best. 05:05:59.820 --> 05:06:00.820 You okay? 05:06:00.820 --> 05:06:01.820 Yeah, bro. 05:06:01.820 --> 05:06:02.820 You okay? 05:06:02.820 --> 05:06:04.820 They charged me with murder, bro. 05:06:04.820 --> 05:06:05.820 Listen, it's bullshit. 05:06:05.820 --> 05:06:07.820 Get yourself this lawyer here. 05:06:07.820 --> 05:06:08.820 Alright, bro. 05:06:08.820 --> 05:06:09.820 What's up? 05:06:09.820 --> 05:06:13.820 Right, we ready to talk about Nicholas? 05:06:13.820 --> 05:06:18.820 Yeah, we're ready. We're ready. We're ready, please. Oh, no, we're ready to talk about the charges. Oh, okay. 05:06:18.820 --> 05:06:22.820 I switched that. I talked to Denys. I talked to Denys. I switched that down. 05:06:22.820 --> 05:06:26.820 Oh, yeah. Did you get GS, uh, test something? He was positive, yeah. 05:06:26.820 --> 05:06:29.820 Okay. Did you get casings from his firearm? 05:06:29.820 --> 05:06:43.820 I think he's getting me out of this right. I think he's getting me out of this chat. 05:06:43.820 --> 05:06:47.820 is this eyebrows? does he have no eyebrows? 05:06:47.820 --> 05:06:49.820 he has no eyebrows 05:06:49.820 --> 05:06:51.820 oh yeah that's eyebrows 05:06:51.820 --> 05:06:53.820 no go up with the eyebrows guys 05:06:53.820 --> 05:06:55.820 please 05:06:59.820 --> 05:07:03.820 you labeled your eyebrows coming night 05:07:07.820 --> 05:07:11.820 what type of lawyer are you dude? you're laughing? 05:07:13.820 --> 05:07:17.260 if you see what I ask, you see what I ask 05:07:18.540 --> 05:07:20.940 hey make sure you have a fucking lawyer as this 05:07:20.940 --> 05:07:22.460 oh he just got fucking 05:07:22.820 --> 05:07:25.140 I think instantly put that in the corner 05:07:25.140 --> 05:07:27.940 wait, wait, wait until I get you fully off when you can die 05:07:27.940 --> 05:07:30.140 okay, you might have a civil suit against these cats 05:07:33.140 --> 05:07:33.640 right 05:07:34.180 --> 05:07:37.820 so, Joseph King, Nicholas had a switchblade and a yeet weapon 05:07:38.900 --> 05:07:40.740 so what are we looking at and why are we looking at 05:07:40.740 --> 05:07:41.780 I'll take you out to make ways 05:08:13.820 --> 05:08:25.820 The aggravated assault and battery right he had brought us up to a location with what was what was the word you said again Nicholas that or a farmer that you were doing. 05:08:25.820 --> 05:08:30.820 Wait what you said Tom they got him in there they're asking him a bunch of questions without you so I just want to let you know. 05:08:30.820 --> 05:08:32.820 Okay cool well that's always missable then. 05:08:32.820 --> 05:08:33.820 All right all right. 05:08:33.820 --> 05:08:34.820 Okay. 05:08:34.820 --> 05:08:44.820 Sorry, so he's getting attempted because of what reason? 05:08:44.820 --> 05:08:48.820 People has gone and attempted to fire them. 05:08:48.820 --> 05:08:55.820 I did not attempt to fire. I had a gun in my hands, correct, but I did not fire. 05:08:55.820 --> 05:08:57.820 So he's looking at brandishing a weapon. 05:08:57.820 --> 05:09:00.820 Yes. 05:09:00.820 --> 05:09:05.820 I think he did fire, but maybe you're right, because let me see if anyone picked up anything on that scene from that. 05:09:09.820 --> 05:09:11.820 I did not fire shit. 05:09:13.820 --> 05:09:17.820 Also, it was defense when a cop started randomly shooting me. 05:09:19.820 --> 05:09:23.820 Cap, cap, cap, sa-hoor. There should be no casing, so, yeah. 05:09:30.820 --> 05:09:41.660 Cha honestly I didn't get a chance to fire I got one shot does he have a fire arms license 05:09:41.660 --> 05:09:56.380 no okay okay that's the shit we can't see which is fucking annoying so are we dropping 05:09:56.380 --> 05:10:00.880 you a brand of shit from that area so you know yeah to just a brand of shit 05:10:00.880 --> 05:10:10.000 okay perfect thank you Joma let's just drop all the charges that 05:10:10.000 --> 05:10:17.400 so that brings you down to 16 months in a free 350 dollar fine wait how much of 05:10:17.400 --> 05:10:24.080 a fine sir at 350 dollar oh shit that ain't nothing to a G yeah are you ready 05:10:24.080 --> 05:10:34.080 you. Oh, uh, the cops took all my money. I can get over here if you have to go over there. 05:10:35.680 --> 05:10:40.000 No, I just need to be here for when he please. Okay. Yeah, yeah, because if he please something, 05:10:40.000 --> 05:10:44.640 can you say, say something else on it? I just want to make sure like one, it's to protect you, 05:10:44.640 --> 05:10:48.960 two, it's to protect him as well. All right. So how do you please going to be getting criminal 05:10:48.960 --> 05:10:52.560 position of a firearm class one, and you're going to be getting brandishing a weapon? 05:10:54.080 --> 05:11:11.440 I plea guilty guilty we get to do like a 30% 40% split in whatever way he would 05:11:11.440 --> 05:11:16.880 like because I think that's what Gary got you said 3040 yeah in whichever way 05:11:16.880 --> 05:11:20.840 he likes because that's what Jerry got bro thinks he's John Paul Chad who's John 05:11:20.840 --> 05:11:23.400 call. Let's make sure we can do that too. 05:11:27.720 --> 05:11:29.600 He said 3040. Yeah. 05:11:29.960 --> 05:11:30.560 Alright, we'll do that. 05:11:30.840 --> 05:11:33.080 X, you see. Oh, thank you very much. 05:11:33.080 --> 05:11:34.640 Guys, have you played this server? 05:11:35.800 --> 05:11:36.840 Can you play this server? 05:11:38.840 --> 05:11:40.520 Thank you so much, Mr. Noibres. 05:11:40.560 --> 05:11:43.920 Because his phone is inside an actual lock box. 05:11:44.440 --> 05:11:46.520 You should go to Turkey and get some eyebrows. 05:11:46.960 --> 05:11:47.840 I think you should. 05:11:47.840 --> 05:12:01.040 You know she's pretty feisty here. I don't know. This is a pretty corrupt office y'all got going on. Oh, thank you. 05:12:01.040 --> 05:12:11.040 It's called Ranger shit. I've heard about that. Dude, you're not even a ranger, bro. You're not even a freaking ranger. 05:12:11.040 --> 05:12:15.920 dude you're not even a ranger bro you're not even a freaking ranger she's 05:12:15.920 --> 05:12:20.520 faced it boys do whatever right because she's a ranger 05:12:20.520 --> 05:12:22.520 It's a physical lockbox. 05:12:22.520 --> 05:12:24.520 He has an accent. 05:12:24.520 --> 05:12:26.520 Right? 05:12:26.520 --> 05:12:28.520 I literally, I, no matter what, 05:12:28.520 --> 05:12:30.520 I can't call the phone out. 05:12:32.520 --> 05:12:34.520 Yeah, I'm ready. 05:12:34.520 --> 05:12:36.520 Yeah, you just have to send the number. 05:12:36.520 --> 05:12:38.520 Yeah, I won't drop the cell. 05:12:38.520 --> 05:12:40.520 So in the shower, okay? 05:12:40.520 --> 05:12:42.520 Okay, yep. 05:12:42.520 --> 05:12:48.520 I just want to tell you, I've enjoyed spending time with you guys today. 05:12:48.520 --> 05:12:56.000 guys today 11 months you got me geek 05:12:56.000 --> 05:13:03.000 Did you hear that? 05:13:03.000 --> 05:13:08.000 To this thunder. 05:13:08.000 --> 05:13:17.000 Can't you hear that? 05:13:17.000 --> 05:13:24.000 11 months bro? 05:13:24.000 --> 05:13:46.700 I feel like one of those kids on Beyond Scared Straight. 05:13:46.700 --> 05:13:51.960 Jenny, I hear that? 05:13:51.960 --> 05:14:02.520 oh 11 months is 11 minutes not bad kid go to the showers where they at 05:14:03.040 --> 05:14:06.440 check you know here the thunder 05:14:12.640 --> 05:14:20.560 kids a little gym this looks like the showers 05:14:21.960 --> 05:14:33.960 Bro, do y'all hear that, oh my god. 05:14:33.960 --> 05:14:34.960 So what is Bavis? 05:14:34.960 --> 05:14:55.560 I don't know where the showers are. 05:14:55.560 --> 05:14:56.560 This is like the courtyard. 05:14:56.560 --> 05:15:04.800 I don't know where the showers are, Chad. 05:15:04.800 --> 05:15:05.800 Who is Bobbis? 05:15:05.800 --> 05:15:06.800 Escape? 05:15:06.800 --> 05:15:15.800 You guys think I could just hop the fence? 05:15:15.800 --> 05:15:19.800 Surely I could just hop the fence, right? 05:15:19.800 --> 05:15:28.800 I have no food, no nothing. 05:15:28.800 --> 05:15:29.800 Fuck. 05:15:29.800 --> 05:15:44.440 Could I just hop the fence? 05:15:44.440 --> 05:15:46.720 It's barbed wire. 05:15:46.720 --> 05:15:48.800 Fuck. 05:15:48.800 --> 05:15:49.800 Your money, bro. 05:15:49.800 --> 05:15:50.800 They took all my money. 05:15:50.800 --> 05:15:51.800 They took everything. 05:15:51.800 --> 05:15:57.400 But guys, I don't know where Coach is. 05:15:57.400 --> 05:15:59.860 Wait, here's an escape route right here. 05:15:59.860 --> 05:16:02.360 So look at this, I'm home free. 05:16:02.360 --> 05:16:05.560 Home free, boys? 05:16:05.560 --> 05:16:07.880 That was easy. 05:16:07.880 --> 05:16:08.880 That was easy. 05:16:08.880 --> 05:16:09.880 Oh no, there's a key here. 05:16:09.880 --> 05:16:20.880 Should I just hop this? 05:16:20.880 --> 05:16:35.880 I don't think my dogs in my room do slash P. Yeah, but that's gonna get me over the 05:16:35.880 --> 05:16:46.320 fence. Guys, I don't think it's gonna work. Yeah, I think Jazzy came in my room. I don't 05:16:46.320 --> 05:16:48.840 I don't know what to do, guys. 05:16:48.840 --> 05:16:50.280 I mean, I guess we could just wait it out. 05:16:50.280 --> 05:16:51.520 It's seven minutes. 05:16:55.120 --> 05:16:55.960 Find coach, bro. 05:16:55.960 --> 05:16:57.600 I, that ass don't know where he is. 05:16:57.600 --> 05:16:59.600 I couldn't find the showers in there. 05:17:01.240 --> 05:17:02.920 I could not find the showers in there. 05:17:02.920 --> 05:17:04.200 I can look back for him. 05:17:06.680 --> 05:17:08.480 So, Chad, what happens at the end of the seven minutes? 05:17:08.480 --> 05:17:11.480 Do I despawn or do they have to like process me and stuff? 05:17:16.320 --> 05:17:25.120 Top of your screen I see food 05:17:34.120 --> 05:17:37.040 Go to visitation there's so much thunder chat 05:17:39.120 --> 05:17:42.540 Learn the emotes I know bro. I want to learn the emotes, but I don't know them all 05:17:46.320 --> 05:17:52.320 Guys, okay, what's like an emote I could do? 05:17:52.320 --> 05:17:54.040 Teach me some emotes. 05:17:54.040 --> 05:17:55.040 What's a good emote? 05:17:55.040 --> 05:17:59.040 Yeah, my power might go out. 05:17:59.040 --> 05:18:03.840 I'm not even kidding. 05:18:03.840 --> 05:18:04.840 Slash emotes. 05:18:04.840 --> 05:18:07.840 Nope, that doesn't do anything. 05:18:07.840 --> 05:18:14.840 Wait, so it's E slash hump? 05:18:14.840 --> 05:18:21.840 It doesn't work. 05:18:21.840 --> 05:18:26.840 Do you slash emo? 05:18:26.840 --> 05:18:34.840 Okay, slash emo, then what? 05:18:34.840 --> 05:18:37.840 Jerk off? 05:18:37.840 --> 05:18:40.840 Jerk? 05:18:40.840 --> 05:18:43.840 P. 05:18:43.840 --> 05:18:54.040 nothing. Guys, nothing. None of it works. You know, that's like, you know, you could just 05:18:54.040 --> 05:19:07.200 do slash E. But none of y'all's emotes work, guys. What about dance? There we go. Okay, 05:19:07.200 --> 05:19:23.440 and x stops it. Okay. Guys, what else? Slash E-Wank? Dude, no way, Wank words. No. F3, 05:19:23.440 --> 05:19:28.440 I don't have a phone. I don't have a phone. 05:19:28.440 --> 05:19:33.440 Alt F4 shows the whole list. 05:19:33.440 --> 05:19:38.440 Do slash fat, okay. 05:19:38.440 --> 05:19:43.440 Wait, the gritty is an emo? 05:19:53.440 --> 05:20:08.160 Chat, what else? What else? We did dance, we did gritty. What are some other ones? 05:20:08.160 --> 05:20:15.860 Is there a way to jerk off in here? Bro, I'm not saying I'm going to do it. I'm just curious 05:20:15.860 --> 05:20:21.000 how many emotes there is. I'm just curious how many... I'm not going to actually jerk 05:20:21.000 --> 05:20:31.460 off what is it jerk or hump guy I swear hump doesn't work I swear it doesn't 05:20:31.460 --> 05:20:40.780 work. Yep, we're in Florida, baby. Oh my God. 05:20:40.780 --> 05:20:53.900 Slash E. Shit. 05:20:53.900 --> 05:21:03.900 Shit doesn't work. 05:21:03.900 --> 05:21:09.780 Do you slash E. Spiderman? 05:21:09.780 --> 05:21:11.780 Let's see how it goes. 05:21:11.780 --> 05:21:13.780 Hi, guys! What the fuck?! 05:21:13.780 --> 05:21:16.780 Those six I'm about to be penetrated. 05:21:18.780 --> 05:21:20.780 Okay, we got three down. 05:21:21.780 --> 05:21:23.780 Six I'm about to get, like, penetrated. 05:21:24.780 --> 05:21:27.780 Okay, so I only have three months left, quote-unquote, minutes. 05:21:27.780 --> 05:21:29.780 What server is this? 05:21:29.780 --> 05:21:31.780 I think district? No. 05:21:33.780 --> 05:21:36.780 I think this server's called Prodigy, I think. 05:21:39.780 --> 05:21:40.780 two twerk 05:21:43.780 --> 05:21:44.780 chat it's not really a leak 05:21:44.780 --> 05:21:45.780 I think it's just pro- 05:21:46.780 --> 05:21:47.780 ball ride 05:21:48.780 --> 05:21:51.780 chat why are you guys only giving me zesty ass emotes guys 05:21:51.780 --> 05:21:52.780 I'm not even a zest vest 05:21:53.780 --> 05:21:55.780 bro this tattoo is so zesty that I got 05:21:58.780 --> 05:21:59.780 dude dude 05:22:00.780 --> 05:22:01.780 this server is fun bro 05:22:02.780 --> 05:22:05.780 bro I'm telling you GTRP time just flies 05:22:05.780 --> 05:22:14.780 Do slash eat bird. Oh my God, what have they done to him? 05:22:14.780 --> 05:22:20.780 No way. No fucking way you boys found me. What up boys? 05:22:20.780 --> 05:22:27.780 I was so worried about your tiny ass that that for sure that there was gonna be having you drop the soap 05:22:27.780 --> 05:22:30.780 having to wait with you. You're gonna be holding someone's pocket in here. 05:22:30.780 --> 05:22:42.940 here. Coach, coach, wait, hold up one second, Bob, a one, make sure you have one more time. 05:22:42.940 --> 05:22:48.580 You're going to be telling a what someone's going to be sorry. Sorry. Sorry. You can see 05:22:48.580 --> 05:22:53.860 that invitation like fish on a hook here and just coming out of the woodwork. Look, I just 05:22:53.860 --> 05:22:59.140 want to say y'all today is 100% my fault. But now I made some lifelong friends. Thank 05:22:59.140 --> 05:23:04.180 you guys for doing that with me. Well, there's only one place to go at a time like this, boys, find me. 05:23:06.020 --> 05:23:10.100 Bob, come on. Wait, how long are y'all serving? I'm serving one more month. 05:23:12.740 --> 05:23:15.780 Hey, we're gonna talk about what the shit happened. All we know is that Gio's getting 05:23:15.780 --> 05:23:19.940 questioned for murder right now is getting interrogated by the feds. Gio's getting questioned for 05:23:19.940 --> 05:23:25.060 murder? Did he end up murdering anybody or no? Well, it's a long story to begin with. 05:23:25.060 --> 05:23:31.100 that's unrelated to the to the situation wait hold on Jerry one second Jerry come 05:23:31.100 --> 05:23:33.220 here 05:23:33.460 --> 05:23:37.660 start shaking the air so we're gonna have problems here 05:23:37.660 --> 05:23:41.460 home sweet home the course 05:23:41.460 --> 05:23:45.420 Jerry God damn it I'm sorry 05:23:45.420 --> 05:23:46.540 Oh, Jerry! 05:23:46.540 --> 05:23:48.140 Ow! 05:23:48.140 --> 05:23:49.620 Fuck, Jerry God! 05:23:58.180 --> 05:24:00.020 Jerry, you not with that? 05:24:00.020 --> 05:24:01.300 No, I'm not with it. 05:24:01.300 --> 05:24:02.340 So dumb ass, son. 05:24:02.340 --> 05:24:03.620 You look, I mean, to help you up. 05:24:03.620 --> 05:24:05.100 I should be there to motherfucking die. 05:24:05.100 --> 05:24:06.300 I think you should make it there. 05:24:06.300 --> 05:24:08.020 I know you should make it there. 05:24:08.020 --> 05:24:09.820 I'mma make it, you bitch. 05:24:09.820 --> 05:24:12.020 Jerry, I'm sorry, dude. 05:24:12.020 --> 05:24:12.860 Relax. 05:24:15.420 --> 05:24:17.420 I 05:24:17.420 --> 05:24:21.460 Was a zesty one Paul. Did you try to pick up Jerry Paul? 05:24:23.420 --> 05:24:25.420 Maybe give me 05:24:27.460 --> 05:24:31.580 So what's not a zesty one just look at that for you know and here you really gotta find out where 05:24:32.260 --> 05:24:35.060 Yeah, he's like well if I partner with Jerry, you know 05:24:36.300 --> 05:24:38.300 motherfucking back 05:24:39.180 --> 05:24:44.620 Jerry's giving it to me to nobody else. No, I'm with Jerry nobody else, you know in command to try to rest 05:24:44.620 --> 05:24:46.620 How do I sit down? 05:24:46.620 --> 05:24:48.620 How do I sit down? 05:24:48.620 --> 05:24:50.620 Slash E. Bark? 05:24:50.620 --> 05:24:52.620 Jerry, screw it a little closer to him. Hold his back. 05:24:52.620 --> 05:24:54.620 I'm not school so close. 05:24:54.620 --> 05:24:56.620 I'm barking. 05:24:56.620 --> 05:24:58.620 I'm a kid, you son. 05:24:58.620 --> 05:25:00.620 Jerry, I'm sorry, dude. 05:25:00.620 --> 05:25:02.620 Jerry, I got a little sex to me. 05:25:02.620 --> 05:25:04.620 Jerry? 05:25:04.620 --> 05:25:06.620 I ain't nothing wrong with that. 05:25:06.620 --> 05:25:08.620 Sit down. 05:25:08.620 --> 05:25:10.620 You remember you just think about 05:25:10.620 --> 05:25:12.620 the same ones you're doing 05:25:12.620 --> 05:25:41.380 You know, maybe maybe this is where you belong actually 05:25:42.620 --> 05:25:48.540 What's that supposed to mean dude wait my time's up do I just go to the front now 05:25:49.300 --> 05:25:54.340 You you got you said that your months. Yeah zero months left. How much your months y'all got 05:25:55.060 --> 05:25:57.400 I'm gonna be in here for nine years. I think 05:25:59.260 --> 05:26:01.260 Damn my lawyers good 05:26:03.260 --> 05:26:05.260 I got four months left four months 05:26:05.260 --> 05:26:13.540 boys well how do I leave how do I head out holy shit I think we got to visit 05:26:13.540 --> 05:26:19.420 that friend boys you gotta be down gonna be as they said where come with me just 05:26:19.420 --> 05:26:22.460 in case we're gonna who it is 05:26:26.900 --> 05:26:31.460 Nick by the way what the hell happened down there I don't know dude I just got 05:26:31.460 --> 05:26:38.340 off my lawyer's good I had J. Elma. Oh man down there there's a shootout. Oh dude you 05:26:38.340 --> 05:26:41.580 guys told me to talk shit too early you guys said talk your shit and then you 05:26:41.580 --> 05:26:51.020 showed up a minute late. It was awkward for like 20 seconds and then they heard 05:26:51.020 --> 05:26:54.820 the chorus and I was already on the floor bleeding. 05:27:01.460 --> 05:27:12.980 I just said um shit was never sweet and low Santos and then they said what and then I said shit was never sweet and low Santos 05:27:12.980 --> 05:27:14.180 and then they shout me. 05:27:16.580 --> 05:27:17.540 Don't you let him know. 05:27:17.540 --> 05:27:20.100 They ain't never said that you ever see how, 05:27:20.100 --> 05:27:21.380 no, you see how they get. 05:27:22.660 --> 05:27:23.860 Coach, where's the visitor? 05:27:23.860 --> 05:27:24.820 I said we got a visitor. 05:27:25.620 --> 05:27:26.820 Maybe we go on the way over here. 05:27:27.620 --> 05:27:28.580 Let's go. 05:27:28.580 --> 05:27:31.780 In a 90210, 90210. 05:27:36.340 --> 05:27:38.340 Oh, for a body. 05:27:39.540 --> 05:27:41.540 So this might be the best day of GTRP yet. 05:27:41.540 --> 05:27:42.340 I'm not even kidding. 05:27:42.980 --> 05:27:55.980 she is super stock girl super stock girl dude holy lore, holy lore, bro 05:27:55.980 --> 05:28:03.980 who the fuck is this? 05:28:03.980 --> 05:28:06.980 it's tomorrow, bro, you told me a story at the pawn shop a while ago 05:28:06.980 --> 05:28:08.980 what the fuck are you doing here? 05:28:08.980 --> 05:28:14.880 I was just it's a long story basically me and the boy was kind of seeing if there was any guards here to talk to him because 05:28:16.460 --> 05:28:20.020 You know on the on the low I feel like it'd be a smart idea to 05:28:20.740 --> 05:28:25.620 Become one and then I could help some homies out get you know get an earlier sentence 05:28:26.140 --> 05:28:28.140 Get the fuck out of here 05:28:28.500 --> 05:28:33.380 And then I saw that you were arrested in here for 12 months, so I'm trying to hear another story, Brad 05:28:33.380 --> 05:28:37.900 Which part time time was part time? 05:28:37.900 --> 05:28:39.060 Fuck you, bro. 05:28:39.060 --> 05:28:42.020 They need Jerry you look old as hell, Jerry. 05:28:42.020 --> 05:28:43.140 So what's my time? 05:28:43.140 --> 05:28:44.140 Fuck you. 05:28:44.140 --> 05:28:45.860 You're like, I'm sorry, sir. 05:28:45.860 --> 05:28:46.860 Sorry. 05:28:46.860 --> 05:28:47.860 Nice, bro. 05:28:47.860 --> 05:28:48.860 Too long. 05:28:48.860 --> 05:28:49.860 It's been a long day. 05:28:49.860 --> 05:28:50.860 It's okay. 05:28:50.860 --> 05:28:54.660 Hey, you want to do us favor? 05:28:54.660 --> 05:28:55.660 What's your need? 05:28:55.660 --> 05:28:56.660 Girls who heard of it, the 20. 05:28:56.660 --> 05:28:57.660 Get did it. 05:28:57.660 --> 05:28:58.660 Stop. 05:28:58.660 --> 05:28:59.660 Sheldon. 05:28:59.660 --> 05:29:00.660 15 K. 05:29:00.660 --> 05:29:02.660 I'm not having this, bro. 05:29:02.660 --> 05:29:04.660 We'll pay you. 05:29:04.660 --> 05:29:06.660 What, you don't got a license anymore? 05:29:06.660 --> 05:29:10.660 Probably not. Not after we just got done shooting cops. 05:29:10.660 --> 05:29:14.660 Well, shit. I mean, yeah, if you can't buy one, I'll just buy one for you. 05:29:14.660 --> 05:29:16.660 I got a license. 05:29:16.660 --> 05:29:18.660 You can get three of us, we'll pay you five cage. 05:29:18.660 --> 05:29:19.660 Yeah. 05:29:19.660 --> 05:29:20.660 My man. 05:29:20.660 --> 05:29:22.660 Hold on, bro. This guy needs guns. 05:29:24.660 --> 05:29:26.660 Coach, use common sense. 05:29:26.660 --> 05:29:29.660 Terry, I'm right behind you, Terry. 05:29:29.660 --> 05:29:33.940 If you go scooping right now, we'll uh, as soon as we're out, we'll pay you. We'll be out in like five minutes. 05:29:33.940 --> 05:29:35.940 Move it, yo motherfucker here, man. 05:29:35.940 --> 05:29:38.940 Alright, alright, I think I'll get him. 05:29:38.940 --> 05:29:41.940 I don't even know that motherfucker over here trying to drive, huh? 05:29:41.940 --> 05:29:43.440 I'm not, honey, you're tripping. 05:29:43.440 --> 05:29:45.440 I'm talking about the motherfucker behind me, dickhead. 05:29:47.440 --> 05:29:50.440 We'll be out in like, dude, Jerry's the straightest man ever. 05:29:50.440 --> 05:29:52.440 Chet, Jerry's the straightest man ever. 05:29:52.440 --> 05:29:54.440 I'm gonna throw some air from behind. 05:29:54.440 --> 05:29:57.440 Yeah, I can just, like, I'll get a car, we can just all go and I'll buy him there. 05:29:57.440 --> 05:29:59.440 What the fuck, dickhead? 05:29:59.440 --> 05:30:00.280 I mean it works. 05:30:00.280 --> 05:30:02.400 Look, I'm all free. 05:30:02.400 --> 05:30:03.820 Hey, coach, once I get out of here, 05:30:03.820 --> 05:30:05.360 I'm probably gonna hit the hay, coach. 05:30:05.360 --> 05:30:07.320 For real, it was real. 05:30:07.320 --> 05:30:10.320 Well, first, I'm gonna need you to hold my pockets, son. 05:30:10.320 --> 05:30:11.320 Of course, sir. Of course. 05:30:11.320 --> 05:30:12.320 How do I do that? 05:30:14.040 --> 05:30:15.160 Here you go. Just stay right there. 05:30:15.160 --> 05:30:17.040 If Jerry makes a move on me, let him know 05:30:17.040 --> 05:30:18.680 that we got going on here. 05:30:18.680 --> 05:30:19.520 Right. 05:30:21.920 --> 05:30:23.400 What's going on here? 05:30:23.400 --> 05:30:24.800 Jerry, this is my prison, bitch. 05:30:24.800 --> 05:30:27.880 Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, 05:30:27.880 --> 05:30:28.760 Hey Jerry! 05:30:28.760 --> 05:30:29.260 It's not me! 05:30:29.260 --> 05:30:31.260 It's like no typical last proof! 05:30:31.260 --> 05:30:32.760 Jerry, come on up here! 05:30:32.760 --> 05:30:34.760 What are you doing, prison Jerry? 05:30:34.760 --> 05:30:36.260 That's what you do at prison! 05:30:36.260 --> 05:30:37.760 That's what we do! 05:30:37.760 --> 05:30:39.760 Go to a goddamn cell, man! 05:30:39.760 --> 05:30:41.760 Yo, Coach, you got any uh... 05:30:41.760 --> 05:30:43.760 any update on that uh... 05:30:43.760 --> 05:30:45.760 that dude that like shot you in the back of the head? 05:30:45.760 --> 05:30:47.760 Come on, fuck it! Air gig! 05:30:47.760 --> 05:30:49.760 Stop fucking with me, man! 05:30:49.760 --> 05:30:51.760 Dude, Jerry's the straightest man ever. 05:30:51.760 --> 05:30:53.760 Fucking gag dude in over here! 05:30:53.760 --> 05:30:55.760 When you ready to get up out of here? 05:30:55.760 --> 05:30:57.760 You talk to this guy right here. 05:30:57.760 --> 05:31:00.760 I'm going to get this man out of her. 05:31:00.760 --> 05:31:02.760 Are you both free? 05:31:02.760 --> 05:31:04.760 Yeah, can you get out of here? 05:31:04.760 --> 05:31:06.760 No, I don't have no time. 05:31:06.760 --> 05:31:08.760 How much time? 05:31:08.760 --> 05:31:11.760 One more minute. 05:31:11.760 --> 05:31:13.760 I'm going to head out. It's been real. 05:31:13.760 --> 05:31:14.760 Relatable, aren't they? 05:31:14.760 --> 05:31:15.760 Alright, Nick, we'll see you. 05:31:15.760 --> 05:31:16.760 I'll watch it. 05:31:16.760 --> 05:31:19.760 You know what's causing it? 05:31:19.760 --> 05:31:21.760 We're free! 05:31:21.760 --> 05:31:23.760 Yeah, Gary. 05:31:23.760 --> 05:31:26.760 So two games. 05:31:26.760 --> 05:31:40.480 this is how it's done, this is how it works 05:31:40.480 --> 05:31:41.480 we free big! 05:31:41.480 --> 05:31:42.480 oh, oh! 05:31:42.480 --> 05:31:49.720 I just stole a car, I just got out of jail and stole a car, fuck yeah dude 05:31:49.720 --> 05:31:59.720 Oh shit! I thought I could go through the gate. 05:31:59.720 --> 05:32:11.720 Chad I've finally got a car and it's a Porsche! 05:32:11.720 --> 05:32:18.720 Now I'm free as a bird! Dude I love GTRP. The people you meet on here is like the best 05:32:18.720 --> 05:32:23.720 But it's much like a lot of play better. 05:32:23.720 --> 05:32:30.720 Oh, what's up, children? 05:32:30.720 --> 05:32:40.720 Guys, um, yeah, I mean, I'm still kind of homeless. 05:32:40.720 --> 05:32:44.720 He did give me a key to his apartment, but it doesn't really have a bed. 05:32:44.720 --> 05:32:50.840 so maybe I'll just sleep like in the woods I don't know I'm still kind of 05:32:50.840 --> 05:33:02.560 homeless chat bro another day of WSGCARD man looks like we got a car this time 05:33:02.560 --> 05:33:06.180 I'm a child I quit 05:33:09.180 --> 05:33:16.080 Ladies and gentlemen another day of GCARP another WS stream guys 05:33:17.480 --> 05:33:23.860 Tomorrow when you guys see me it is gonna be IRL y'all know I probably do one IRL stream a year bro 05:33:24.400 --> 05:33:29.300 This week we got three IRL streams, and we're doing a diamond gym vlog 05:33:29.300 --> 05:33:39.300 So we got World Cup quarterfinals, IRL, World Cup semi-finals, IRL, Fortnite Pro M, IRL, and Fortnite Pro M stream. 05:33:39.300 --> 05:33:43.300 World Cup finals, IRL, and DiamondGF. 05:33:43.300 --> 05:33:47.300 Boys, have a catch-all, boys, man. Wstream into the chat, bro. 05:33:47.300 --> 05:33:53.300 Have a beautiful, amazing, fan-tabbitous, wonderful day, and I'll see you. 05:33:53.300 --> 05:34:03.300 I saw playing a while ago, but when I was playing it was probably like, so chat, let's do a comparison, bro. Man who stopped playing League of Legends, man who plays 12 out of 10. 05:34:03.300 --> 05:34:05.300 Good evening and good night. 05:34:12.300 --> 05:34:13.300 We're going to Casino, bro. 05:34:13.300 --> 05:34:16.300 I don't see Casino here, bro.