{"segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 12.08, "text": " chat are we live are we live bro are we live how does everything look and sound"}, {"start": 12.08, "end": 16.92, "text": " bro how does everything look and sound I think I'm like 15 minutes late to the"}, {"start": 16.92, "end": 24.16, "text": " game I think I'm like 15 minutes late to the game chat is it live does it look"}, {"start": 24.16, "end": 29.36, "text": " and sound good does it look and sound bad I'm sure it sounds terrible chat is it"}, {"start": 29.36, "end": 34.0, "text": " look and sound good. How does it look and sound, bro? Can you guys see and hear me?"}, {"start": 34.0, "end": 43.28, "text": " You're fine. Wait, I missed a goal. Wait, what? There was already a goal in 15 minutes. Say"}, {"start": 43.28, "end": 55.2, "text": " you swear to God. There was already a goal in 15 minutes. The one time I'm late to a game."}, {"start": 55.2, "end": 65.36, "text": " who scored who scored in 15 minutes messy got an assist okay wait wait wait"}, {"start": 65.36, "end": 74.56, "text": " check can you hear the game I can't somehow"}, {"start": 85.2, "end": 103.84, "text": " the game. Yes or no? Can you guys hear the game? Yes? No? Black bar on the side? Oh,"}, {"start": 103.84, "end": 107.2, "text": " shut them on a whole new fucking setup right now. I didn't know what's happening. Wait,"}, {"start": 107.2, "end": 115.04, "text": " wait, wait, wait, wait. Can you guys hear the game? Messi already, he assisted? What? Converting"}, {"start": 115.04, "end": 121.64, "text": " and putting out the fire okay I think there's no audio bro I could do this"}, {"start": 121.64, "end": 129.8, "text": " system sound settings accessibility audio sound"}, {"start": 129.8, "end": 131.8, "text": " they got to hurt Argentina"}, {"start": 131.8, "end": 133.8, "text": " Inquit, Output, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 133.8, "end": 138.8, "text": " The youngster, Johan, Monsambi, who we read"}, {"start": 138.8, "end": 139.8, "text": " Looks like he's a great man"}, {"start": 139.8, "end": 142.8, "text": " He's actually Windows, you can personalize your PC"}, {"start": 142.8, "end": 143.8, "text": " Dude, what?"}, {"start": 143.8, "end": 147.8, "text": " The injured, for this game, and they need him, badly"}, {"start": 147.8, "end": 149.8, "text": " Chet, I don't think I have headset audio"}, {"start": 149.8, "end": 151.8, "text": " Chet, can you guys hear me?"}, {"start": 151.8, "end": 153.8, "text": " Can y'all hear me?"}, {"start": 154.8, "end": 156.8, "text": " Bro, I don't think I have headset audio, bro"}, {"start": 159.8, "end": 164.68, "text": " Okay, so you guys can hear me, but you can't see the game. You can hear me, but you can't hear the game"}, {"start": 166.32000000000002, "end": 168.32000000000002, "text": " Bro, I already missed the fucking"}, {"start": 183.88000000000002, "end": 185.88000000000002, "text": " You"}, {"start": 215.88, "end": 226.88, "text": " Do you hear it? Do you hear it? Do you hear it? Yes? Yes? Wait, so chat to chat. Who scored? How did I already miss a goal?"}, {"start": 226.88, "end": 236.88, "text": " You're telling me? The one time I'm late to a fucking game, I miss a goal. It's fine. It's messy, bro. There's gonna be more goals."}, {"start": 236.88, "end": 242.88, "text": " It's messy, there's gonna be more goals, bro. 18 minutes in. Yo, switcher then."}, {"start": 242.88, "end": 246.96, "text": " flash to get one. Switzerland. Y'all had a great World Cup,"}, {"start": 246.96, "end": 251.72, "text": " bro. Mija, you're playing Messi. No one's beating Messi."}, {"start": 252.07999999999998, "end": 256.24, "text": " England. Enjoy that little wind while you have it, bro. Messi's"}, {"start": 256.24, "end": 262.08, "text": " coming for that ass. Messi's coming for that ass, boy. France or"}, {"start": 262.08, "end": 265.34, "text": " Spain probably gonna be France. Enjoy that little wind while"}, {"start": 265.34, "end": 269.88, "text": " you have it. Messi's coming for that ass. Messi is coming for"}, {"start": 269.88, "end": 275.48, "text": " Everybody's tight little ass this world cup back-to-back world cup wins lock it in"}, {"start": 276.82, "end": 279.26, "text": " We best he has the ball messy messi has the ball"}, {"start": 279.64, "end": 284.82, "text": " Pockets of space that he seems to mess it up all rumble rumble and that sees my cap"}, {"start": 286.12, "end": 292.04, "text": " Yo, I'm gonna say this right now my calister. I'm not happy with the performances world cup my tarot Martinez"}, {"start": 292.04, "end": 293.8, "text": " I'm not happy with the performances world cup"}, {"start": 293.8, "end": 296.32, "text": " Y'all look like fucking high schoolers out there man"}, {"start": 296.32, "end": 302.32, "text": " You're playing with the goat on his last dance. Why every time I see my calser on the ball"}, {"start": 302.32, "end": 304.88, "text": " She shits down his leg. I don't understand"}, {"start": 307.44, "end": 309.44, "text": " No, I legitimately don't understand"}, {"start": 319.36, "end": 321.92, "text": " Somebody just said speeds wearing an Argentina kid"}, {"start": 324.0, "end": 326.0, "text": " Bro finally switched up"}, {"start": 326.32, "end": 328.32, "text": " Bro finally switched up man"}, {"start": 328.96, "end": 330.96, "text": " Bro wave away chat Dennis"}, {"start": 331.36, "end": 333.36, "text": " Speeds were in Argentina kid"}, {"start": 334.12, "end": 336.44, "text": " Bro finally is on the winning side"}, {"start": 337.28, "end": 339.28, "text": " Fathers on the winning side"}, {"start": 339.76, "end": 341.8, "text": " It's about damn time, bro"}, {"start": 342.96, "end": 344.96, "text": " Built slowly"}, {"start": 344.96, "end": 346.96, "text": " wait"}, {"start": 346.96, "end": 348.96, "text": " Go."}, {"start": 348.96, "end": 350.64, "text": " Alvarez, keep it in."}, {"start": 350.64, "end": 352.12, "text": " Alvarez, Alvarez."}, {"start": 352.12, "end": 353.76, "text": " I think the flag's just gone up."}, {"start": 353.76, "end": 355.03999999999996, "text": " So you just ventured offside."}, {"start": 355.03999999999996, "end": 356.47999999999996, "text": " Oh, what's the flag?"}, {"start": 356.47999999999996, "end": 357.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 357.12, "end": 358.4, "text": " There's a great job finding so many."}, {"start": 358.4, "end": 360.15999999999997, "text": " Offside's my ass."}, {"start": 360.15999999999997, "end": 362.59999999999997, "text": " Well, disabled at turning."}, {"start": 362.59999999999997, "end": 364.0, "text": " Didn't really challenge any money."}, {"start": 364.0, "end": 365.67999999999995, "text": " To be honest, that was on."}, {"start": 365.67999999999995, "end": 369.52, "text": " That was clear as day on sides, bro."}, {"start": 369.52, "end": 370.32, "text": " Fix YouTube."}, {"start": 370.32, "end": 371.12, "text": " I can't, bro."}, {"start": 371.12, "end": 372.28, "text": " Chat, wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 372.28, "end": 372.91999999999996, "text": " Maybe I can."}, {"start": 372.91999999999996, "end": 373.44, "text": " Maybe I can."}, {"start": 373.44, "end": 373.96, "text": " Maybe I can."}, {"start": 373.96, "end": 374.56, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 374.56, "end": 381.06, "text": " maybe I could go live in YouTube. Wait, maybe I could, maybe I could. So, Chad,"}, {"start": 381.06, "end": 383.74, "text": " what did you guys think of the England-Norway game today? Did y'all think"}, {"start": 383.74, "end": 392.06, "text": " it was rigged yes or no? Look, bro, all I'm gonna say about the England-Norway game"}, {"start": 392.06, "end": 400.02, "text": " is that goal getting called back is a little bit lmicky. All I'm gonna say"}, {"start": 400.02, "end": 403.86, "text": " about the England-Norway game is, bro, that goal getting called back is a"}, {"start": 403.86, "end": 410.5, "text": " a little bit lamicki i'm not even gonna hold you bro argentina fan talking about rigged"}, {"start": 411.06, "end": 414.98, "text": " buddy let's get a couple things straight i'm a messy fan first and foremost second um"}, {"start": 415.86, "end": 421.7, "text": " yo if you think argentina egypt game was rigged you don't understand basic football rules mic drop"}, {"start": 423.06, "end": 425.14, "text": " you don't understand basic football rules bro"}, {"start": 425.14, "end": 430.41999999999996, "text": " And he has a netty and scored a fabulous goal against England."}, {"start": 430.41999999999996, "end": 433.28, "text": " Dude, let me get this straight, y'all."}, {"start": 433.28, "end": 435.12, "text": " Let me get this straight."}, {"start": 435.12, "end": 441.02, "text": " Argentina beats Switzerland, then Argentina beats England, then Argentina beats France"}, {"start": 441.02, "end": 442.62, "text": " in the finals."}, {"start": 442.62, "end": 445.12, "text": " What can y'all say to Messi then?"}, {"start": 445.12, "end": 446.97999999999996, "text": " I'm actually curious, bro."}, {"start": 446.97999999999996, "end": 452.34, "text": " When Messi wins back-to-back World Cups, what could you even say, man?"}, {"start": 452.34000000000003, "end": 456.34000000000003, "text": " What could you say?"}, {"start": 456.34000000000003, "end": 463.34000000000003, "text": " They've been in party mood for quite a few weeks now when these parts"}, {"start": 463.34000000000003, "end": 468.34000000000003, "text": " will not be a Celeste."}, {"start": 468.34000000000003, "end": 471.34000000000003, "text": " Definitely enjoying this."}, {"start": 471.34000000000003, "end": 473.34000000000003, "text": " I'm signing into YouTube."}, {"start": 473.34000000000003, "end": 475.34000000000003, "text": " I'm going to get YouTube up in a second."}, {"start": 475.34000000000003, "end": 476.34000000000003, "text": " I'm going to get YouTube up in it."}, {"start": 476.34000000000003, "end": 477.34000000000003, "text": " Messi has the ball."}, {"start": 477.34000000000003, "end": 478.34000000000003, "text": " Messi."}, {"start": 478.34000000000003, "end": 481.34000000000003, "text": " I'm signing into YouTube chat."}, {"start": 481.34000000000003, "end": 486.34000000000003, "text": " YouTube chat. I'm about to go live on YouTube."}, {"start": 486.34000000000003, "end": 491.34000000000003, "text": " All right boys, I think I did it."}, {"start": 491.34000000000003, "end": 497.34000000000003, "text": " Whoa, Chad, I think I'm doing it. I think I'm doing it."}, {"start": 497.34000000000003, "end": 503.34000000000003, "text": " Wait, wait, what's the fail? What's the fail?"}, {"start": 503.34000000000003, "end": 505.34000000000003, "text": " What's the foul?"}, {"start": 505.34000000000003, "end": 510.34000000000003, "text": " Hydration break."}, {"start": 510.34000000000003, "end": 513.34, "text": " Hydration break."}, {"start": 513.34, "end": 518.34, "text": " Bada power."}, {"start": 518.34, "end": 520.34, "text": " USA fan talking about rig."}, {"start": 520.34, "end": 525.34, "text": " Yo buddy, did the USA rig the world cup to win?"}, {"start": 525.34, "end": 527.34, "text": " Probably, yeah."}, {"start": 527.34, "end": 530.34, "text": " Yo bro, I'm not going to breeze over that."}, {"start": 530.34, "end": 535.26, "text": " Listen, man, the United States allowing Baldo to play is nothing short of probably a rig"}, {"start": 535.58, "end": 541.02, "text": " That's not gonna change from the fact that Messi's game was not rigged. What are you saying, bro?"}, {"start": 542.26, "end": 544.38, "text": " Bro, Messi's game was not rigged, dude"}, {"start": 546.4200000000001, "end": 550.46, "text": " All right guys, I think I'm gonna go live on YouTube now guys now I think you choose working"}, {"start": 550.46, "end": 561.46, "text": " Bro, if you think, dude, I'm telling you this now, bro, if you think Egypt, Argentina was rigged, bro, you don't have any ball knowledge."}, {"start": 561.46, "end": 563.46, "text": " You might have been born in like a bar, bro."}, {"start": 563.46, "end": 566.46, "text": " Bro, I do understand football rules."}, {"start": 566.46, "end": 570.46, "text": " Do you understand football rules, dude?"}, {"start": 570.46, "end": 572.46, "text": " Okay, Argentina."}, {"start": 572.46, "end": 576.46, "text": " Okay, chat."}, {"start": 576.46, "end": 577.46, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 577.46, "end": 578.46, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 578.46, "end": 579.46, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 579.46, "end": 587.1, "text": " But I think YouTube's working. Um, shall we know? I think YouTube's working guys. What was the goal that I missed bro?"}, {"start": 587.1, "end": 589.1, "text": " I missed a goal"}, {"start": 590.4200000000001, "end": 594.02, "text": " Guys did a good goal Jude Bellingham is gonna dick messy down"}, {"start": 594.94, "end": 597.38, "text": " Another delusional England fan, bro. Yo"}, {"start": 598.1, "end": 602.86, "text": " Slow your horses, bro. You guys barely beat Norway and they had to have a goal called back"}, {"start": 604.1, "end": 609.12, "text": " Slow your horses, bro. All right, you're you're about to play against the defending world champion Lionel Messi"}, {"start": 609.46, "end": 614.38, "text": " Slow your horses a little bit. You guys barely beat Norway and they had to have a bull called back"}, {"start": 614.9000000000001, "end": 616.9000000000001, "text": " Calm down a little bit"}, {"start": 616.9000000000001, "end": 618.9000000000001, "text": " Norway's never even made a quarter-finals"}, {"start": 619.14, "end": 625.7, "text": " Relax a little bit because now the real football teams have arrived bro Spain France Argentina"}, {"start": 625.7, "end": 628.0600000000001, "text": " And then England sort of snuck in"}, {"start": 628.82, "end": 632.36, "text": " That's all I'm saying bro. Listen chat sneak in the random kid"}, {"start": 632.9000000000001, "end": 634.22, "text": " gift"}, {"start": 634.22, "end": 640.5400000000001, "text": " Bro, all I'm saying is this man, I said it before I said it a thousand times Argentina's gonna beat Switzerland"}, {"start": 640.9, "end": 645.14, "text": " They're gonna beat England. They're gonna be France back-to-back World Cup wins for Lionel Messi"}, {"start": 645.22, "end": 647.6600000000001, "text": " Then at the end of the World Cup ceremony"}, {"start": 648.1800000000001, "end": 654.7, "text": " Messi is going to pull up the World Cup trophy and all the Buenos Aires, Argentina is gonna have a parade"}, {"start": 655.34, "end": 656.78, "text": " Messi's gonna go down as the goat"}, {"start": 656.78, "end": 660.4200000000001, "text": " They're gonna build him 25 statues in Argentina and that's gonna be the end of football"}, {"start": 660.42, "end": 665.74, "text": " And guess what? Then Messi is going to win the Golden Boot. When Messi wins the"}, {"start": 665.74, "end": 673.38, "text": " Golden Boot, you understand that record will never be touched again. 39 years of"}, {"start": 673.38, "end": 679.78, "text": " age winning the Golden Boot, that record will never be touched again. Ever. No one"}, {"start": 679.78, "end": 684.4599999999999, "text": " will ever break that record again. More willing to let the game open up. They're just so"}, {"start": 684.46, "end": 690.64, "text": " get his dick out of your mouth listing statistics listing facts messes the"}, {"start": 690.64, "end": 695.96, "text": " greatest ever period end of story if you disagree you're a fucking dumbass bro"}, {"start": 695.96, "end": 702.52, "text": " messes the greatest ever bro if you don't think messes the greatest ever"}, {"start": 702.52, "end": 707.08, "text": " you're a fucking idiot bro this guy is blowing from stupid down"}, {"start": 707.08, "end": 720.08, "text": " Alright, I want to see like 20 goals this game, dude, I want to see like 25 goals this game."}, {"start": 720.08, "end": 744.08, "text": " I'm telling you now this game is going to be four-nil Argentina, this game is going to be four-nil, trust me."}, {"start": 744.08, "end": 744.9200000000001, "text": " Trust me."}, {"start": 747.0200000000001, "end": 747.86, "text": " Messi!"}, {"start": 747.86, "end": 748.7, "text": " Messi, ooh!"}, {"start": 750.3000000000001, "end": 751.84, "text": " No, Jack, trust me."}, {"start": 751.84, "end": 753.2800000000001, "text": " Mark my fucking words,"}, {"start": 753.2800000000001, "end": 756.2, "text": " this game's gonna be four-nil Argentina, bro."}, {"start": 756.2, "end": 758.2, "text": " I think the entire world wanna see that."}, {"start": 758.2, "end": 760.2, "text": " But not in Norway, they've done none."}, {"start": 761.4000000000001, "end": 763.8000000000001, "text": " It's not in Switzerland, but now it's,"}, {"start": 763.8000000000001, "end": 764.64, "text": " still some work to do."}, {"start": 764.64, "end": 765.64, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 765.64, "end": 766.48, "text": " Well done."}, {"start": 766.48, "end": 767.32, "text": " That's a great one."}, {"start": 767.32, "end": 769.48, "text": " This is gonna be a team that's not allowed."}, {"start": 769.48, "end": 771.0400000000001, "text": " Just swap to good with these go-peepers."}, {"start": 771.0400000000001, "end": 773.24, "text": " Come on, Messi, come on, baby."}, {"start": 773.24, "end": 775.24, "text": " I'm not gonna take any chances here."}, {"start": 788.24, "end": 791.24, "text": " Chad, this game's gonna be 4-0 Argentina, trust me."}, {"start": 791.24, "end": 793.24, "text": " 4-0 Argentina."}, {"start": 797.24, "end": 799.24, "text": " No, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 799.24, "end": 809.42, "text": " here he took the one yo yo yo keeps the ball whoa ref yellow card yellow card ref"}, {"start": 809.42, "end": 814.2, "text": " slap his penis slap his penis ref"}, {"start": 815.24, "end": 822.46, "text": " chat that has to be a yellow now has to be a yellow holy dick ride so let me get"}, {"start": 822.46, "end": 826.12, "text": " this straight bro when I say this man there's a difference between it dick"}, {"start": 826.12, "end": 832.76, "text": " riding someone and acknowledging greatness. Do a little bit of research before you start"}, {"start": 832.76, "end": 840.24, "text": " talking shit, bro. You're just, you're chatting. You're just chatting, bro. Listen, bro, do"}, {"start": 840.24, "end": 844.68, "text": " a little bit of research before you start talking shit. Guys, it's not a dick ride."}, {"start": 844.68, "end": 851.5600000000001, "text": " Messi's the greatest ever. Not only greatest footballer ever, greatest athlete ever, man."}, {"start": 851.5600000000001, "end": 857.5600000000001, "text": " Wait, wait, I'm a risk."}, {"start": 857.5600000000001, "end": 861.5600000000001, "text": " Guys, that's not Dick Rye, that's just fat."}, {"start": 861.5600000000001, "end": 863.5600000000001, "text": " That's not Dick Rye."}, {"start": 863.5600000000001, "end": 867.5600000000001, "text": " That's a religious born orange."}, {"start": 867.5600000000001, "end": 871.5600000000001, "text": " Come on, Messi, come on."}, {"start": 871.5600000000001, "end": 876.5600000000001, "text": " What you see with all the top teams these days is how hard they work when they don't."}, {"start": 876.5600000000001, "end": 879.5600000000001, "text": " Whoa, Enzo is injured."}, {"start": 879.5600000000001, "end": 884.36, "text": " And five teams left in the tournament."}, {"start": 884.36, "end": 885.8000000000001, "text": " They all do that really well."}, {"start": 885.8000000000001, "end": 890.8000000000001, "text": " The one team I think we saw really didn't do that."}, {"start": 890.8000000000001, "end": 892.2, "text": " Top team was Brazil."}, {"start": 892.2, "end": 893.6, "text": " Your other stream is broken?"}, {"start": 893.6, "end": 895.6, "text": " Wait, what do you mean YouTube is broken?"}, {"start": 897.0000000000001, "end": 898.8000000000001, "text": " Wait, my YouTube stream is broken?"}, {"start": 899.96, "end": 901.36, "text": " What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 906.0000000000001, "end": 907.9200000000001, "text": " My YouTube stream broke?"}, {"start": 909.5600000000001, "end": 917.5200000000001, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 917.5200000000001, "end": 919.9200000000001, "text": " My YouTube stream is black!"}, {"start": 919.9200000000001, "end": 923.72, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 923.72, "end": 929.12, "text": " My YouTube stream is black!"}, {"start": 929.12, "end": 930.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 930.12, "end": 943.08, "text": " What's wrong with that bit bro because it's black I can't see anything there's no vision"}, {"start": 943.08, "end": 950.36, "text": " what do you mean what's wrong with that how is that racist the monitor is completely black"}, {"start": 950.36, "end": 951.7, "text": " No one can see the game."}, {"start": 957.2, "end": 957.7, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 965.2, "end": 966.7, "text": " Yo, that guy in the crowd is vaping."}, {"start": 966.7, "end": 967.54, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 970.28, "end": 972.24, "text": " Yo, yo, come on, Argentina."}, {"start": 972.24, "end": 974.52, "text": " Come on, Argentina, please."}, {"start": 974.52, "end": 976.22, "text": " Do not lose like this."}, {"start": 976.22, "end": 977.36, "text": " Do not lose like this, man."}, {"start": 980.36, "end": 987.28, "text": " I don't know why it's broken my you exploded"}, {"start": 996.88, "end": 1003.72, "text": " Wait, wait, this is a good counter for bar. I will say Barca, Argentina"}, {"start": 1010.36, "end": 1014.88, "text": " Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no"}, {"start": 1023.88, "end": 1025.88, "text": " Okay, that was almost bad"}, {"start": 1027.44, "end": 1028.94, "text": " Yo"}, {"start": 1028.94, "end": 1033.1, "text": " Martinez to put Argentina's defense needs to wake the fuck up"}, {"start": 1034.0, "end": 1037.32, "text": " Like what am I watching right now? What the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 1037.32, "end": 1048.84, "text": " I'm behind!"}, {"start": 1048.84, "end": 1050.52, "text": " Extra time against Kate Verde."}, {"start": 1050.52, "end": 1051.52, "text": " Question mark."}, {"start": 1051.52, "end": 1053.04, "text": " Bro, what's your point?"}, {"start": 1053.04, "end": 1055.12, "text": " Spain drew Kate Verde."}, {"start": 1055.12, "end": 1056.52, "text": " Uruguay drew Kate Verde."}, {"start": 1056.52, "end": 1058.6, "text": " Bro, what is your point, bro?"}, {"start": 1058.6, "end": 1061.6799999999998, "text": " I love peeling the tape off these cameras against my dick card."}, {"start": 1061.6799999999998, "end": 1065.72, "text": " Yeah, what is your point, bro?"}, {"start": 1065.72, "end": 1067.72, "text": " Swiss"}, {"start": 1070.4, "end": 1075.0, "text": " You keep pausing brah, I'm not pausing I'm just muting so I can yeah, I'm not pausing bro"}, {"start": 1077.3600000000001, "end": 1084.6200000000001, "text": " It's coming home junko, yo when you say it's coming home. Are you talking about back into Messi's bed?"}, {"start": 1085.96, "end": 1089.84, "text": " What are you talking about man? He's gonna do another Instagram picture, bro"}, {"start": 1091.2, "end": 1095.08, "text": " Messi's literally gonna do another Instagram picture is having film star looks"}, {"start": 1095.72, "end": 1099.96, "text": " He's got another Instagram picture, bro."}, {"start": 1099.96, "end": 1106.64, "text": " So, Chad, you're telling me right now speed is wearing an Argentina kit."}, {"start": 1106.64, "end": 1110.8, "text": " Miha, the switch up has finally happened, bro."}, {"start": 1110.8, "end": 1116.72, "text": " Bro finally joined the knowledgeable side, bro."}, {"start": 1116.72, "end": 1124.08, "text": " Miha."}, {"start": 1124.08, "end": 1125.84, "text": " You know nothing about football."}, {"start": 1125.84, "end": 1128.0, "text": " I played for 14 years, bro."}, {"start": 1128.0, "end": 1131.12, "text": " Literally played football longer than I streamed."}, {"start": 1131.12, "end": 1133.36, "text": " Mods punched that guy in the throat."}, {"start": 1133.36, "end": 1134.9199999999998, "text": " End game."}, {"start": 1134.9199999999998, "end": 1136.32, "text": " Mods punched that guy in the throat."}, {"start": 1136.32, "end": 1137.12, "text": " End game."}, {"start": 1137.12, "end": 1138.9199999999998, "text": " Is it Claudia?"}, {"start": 1138.9199999999998, "end": 1140.32, "text": " No one should be herself."}, {"start": 1140.32, "end": 1142.6, "text": " I played from age five to age 18."}, {"start": 1142.6, "end": 1146.6, "text": " What do you mean don't know nothing about football?"}, {"start": 1146.6, "end": 1147.9199999999998, "text": " Played for 14 years, man."}, {"start": 1147.9199999999998, "end": 1150.08, "text": " Mods punched that guy in the throat."}, {"start": 1150.08, "end": 1152.96, "text": " It's not just sterile possession."}, {"start": 1152.96, "end": 1153.6000000000001, "text": " That's what it's been."}, {"start": 1153.6000000000001, "end": 1154.2, "text": " Come on, Matthew."}, {"start": 1154.2, "end": 1157.64, "text": " There's been a little lack of urgency from Switzerland."}, {"start": 1157.64, "end": 1159.96, "text": " Bro, Landon Donovan, love you to death, kid."}, {"start": 1159.96, "end": 1162.32, "text": " You gave the United States some of the greatest years ever"}, {"start": 1162.32, "end": 1163.04, "text": " of the World Cup."}, {"start": 1163.04, "end": 1165.24, "text": " But bro, you got to get a coffee."}, {"start": 1165.24, "end": 1167.68, "text": " Landon Donovan, every time I listen to one of your games,"}, {"start": 1167.68, "end": 1169.68, "text": " I want to fall asleep."}, {"start": 1169.68, "end": 1172.96, "text": " Landon Donovan, like, bro, wake the fuck up, guy."}, {"start": 1176.96, "end": 1181.3600000000001, "text": " Bro, every time I hear Landon Donovan, I want to go to bed."}, {"start": 1181.3600000000001, "end": 1184.88, "text": " Somebody get this guy some cocaine in game"}, {"start": 1193.42, "end": 1196.68, "text": " You commentate that all right, I'm gonna give you the jinx commentary booth"}, {"start": 1196.68, "end": 1200.16, "text": " I don't know what the fuck's happening with Argentina's defense. So they need to pull their head out of their ass"}, {"start": 1200.2400000000002, "end": 1202.5200000000002, "text": " They're playing with the goat. They need to step it up. Oh"}, {"start": 1203.8000000000002, "end": 1205.8000000000002, "text": " Arrowhead Stadium looks sexy"}, {"start": 1211.3600000000001, "end": 1215.3600000000001, "text": " Arrowhead Stadium looks fucking beautiful, chat."}, {"start": 1215.3600000000001, "end": 1217.3600000000001, "text": " RAAAH!"}, {"start": 1220.3600000000001, "end": 1224.3600000000001, "text": " Who are you rooting for, Jinxie? Who am I rooting for?"}, {"start": 1226.3600000000001, "end": 1233.3600000000001, "text": " So, I'm watching Argentina vs Switzerland. I have an Argentina kit on that says messy on the back."}, {"start": 1233.3600000000001, "end": 1235.3600000000001, "text": " And you just asked me who I'm rooting for."}, {"start": 1235.3600000000001, "end": 1245.0000000000002, "text": " You look disgusting well because I am bro we drove five hours from tarpon springs to"}, {"start": 1245.0000000000002, "end": 1250.44, "text": " Miami and then we drove another hour to Airbnb and I haven't showered and I haven't ate I'm"}, {"start": 1250.44, "end": 1252.72, "text": " about to shit myself after this game."}, {"start": 1252.72, "end": 1257.72, "text": " I've got the intention to chat tomorrow the four night pro."}, {"start": 1257.72, "end": 1260.72, "text": " Can I be in Rita to play it in?"}, {"start": 1260.72, "end": 1262.72, "text": " Tina says that's mine."}, {"start": 1262.72, "end": 1266.72, "text": " Nobody's arguing usually when he goes for it."}, {"start": 1269.72, "end": 1270.72, "text": " Bro thinks that was tough."}, {"start": 1270.72, "end": 1271.72, "text": " I don't think it's tough."}, {"start": 1271.72, "end": 1273.72, "text": " Somebody just asked me a stupid ass question."}, {"start": 1273.72, "end": 1276.72, "text": " He has to be who I'm supporting, what I'm in an Argentina kit."}, {"start": 1276.72, "end": 1279.72, "text": " City, some of the most pleasant conditions."}, {"start": 1279.72, "end": 1283.2, "text": " I'd say at the World Cup since we've been here and we've been here quite a while"}, {"start": 1284.4, "end": 1287.66, "text": " Tomorrow is my birthday a everybody wish Harold a happy birthday"}, {"start": 1288.76, "end": 1290.76, "text": " Harold happy birthday to you my baby. I"}, {"start": 1293.92, "end": 1295.92, "text": " Disagree with this call that's a shit call"}, {"start": 1299.44, "end": 1301.44, "text": " Shit call shit go"}, {"start": 1301.44, "end": 1305.44, "text": " So that's the reason they're going to miss his last game in the World Cup."}, {"start": 1306.44, "end": 1311.44, "text": " Guys, if tonight is the last game in the World Cup, I'm literally going to end myself in-game."}, {"start": 1312.44, "end": 1314.44, "text": " No, he's going to win. It's 1-0, 1-0."}, {"start": 1314.44, "end": 1316.44, "text": " Messi's going to win. It's 1-0."}, {"start": 1328.44, "end": 1330.44, "text": " Dude, Argentina's coach is sweating his ass off."}, {"start": 1331.44, "end": 1333.44, "text": " And if you recall, in Brazil..."}, {"start": 1333.44, "end": 1339.44, "text": " Chat, by the way man, I didn't, I, I noticed a little bit of a last bit of the stream here, but chat, how's y'all day going, bro?"}, {"start": 1339.44, "end": 1343.44, "text": " If you're having a good day, type a me, if you're having a bad day, type a not me."}, {"start": 1343.44, "end": 1350.44, "text": " If you're confused by the question, type a three, four in the chat, if you like turtles."}, {"start": 1350.44, "end": 1352.44, "text": " Backline and midfield."}, {"start": 1355.44, "end": 1360.44, "text": " James Corden and the after-hours team will be on watch tonight for another night."}, {"start": 1360.44, "end": 1362.04, "text": " I'm telling you bro, dead ass."}, {"start": 1362.04, "end": 1365.44, "text": " No one in this world cup can beat Messi."}, {"start": 1365.44, "end": 1368.24, "text": " No one in this world cup can beat Messi."}, {"start": 1368.24, "end": 1371.48, "text": " A little bit to discuss, to adjust,"}, {"start": 1371.48, "end": 1374.24, "text": " and have a few laughs about as well, I hope."}, {"start": 1375.26, "end": 1376.48, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 1376.48, "end": 1378.64, "text": " So, Jack, Messi got an assist, right?"}, {"start": 1378.64, "end": 1379.48, "text": " Who do you assist?"}, {"start": 1379.48, "end": 1380.8, "text": " Who do you assist?"}, {"start": 1380.8, "end": 1382.8600000000001, "text": " Now, remote free lap."}, {"start": 1390.44, "end": 1392.44, "text": " My cat is there. Oh God"}, {"start": 1392.48, "end": 1397.46, "text": " Probably saying hi. I thought my cat is there was sitting in bed this woke up. Of course. I missed the goal"}, {"start": 1398.28, "end": 1402.04, "text": " Shall we did a good goal? Was it a good goal? Damn. I was a mr. Cole, bro"}, {"start": 1402.92, "end": 1404.78, "text": " Now there's gonna be another goal. It's gonna be another goal"}, {"start": 1407.2, "end": 1411.2, "text": " There will be another goal talking on the pitch and need to do that talking a little louder"}, {"start": 1411.2, "end": 1427.44, "text": " Okay, 37 minutes in, Argentina has total control of the game, not worried at all."}, {"start": 1427.44, "end": 1433.4, "text": " What's the goal?"}, {"start": 1433.4, "end": 1435.4, "text": " Connor McGregor's fighting?"}, {"start": 1435.4, "end": 1437.8400000000001, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 1437.8400000000001, "end": 1439.92, "text": " I thought Connor McGregor was retired."}, {"start": 1439.92, "end": 1442.92, "text": " You telling me he's fighting tonight?"}, {"start": 1442.92, "end": 1444.92, "text": " I thought Conrad McGregor retired."}, {"start": 1444.92, "end": 1446.92, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 1454.92, "end": 1456.92, "text": " Conrad McGregor's back?"}, {"start": 1457.92, "end": 1459.92, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1461.92, "end": 1465.92, "text": " Conrad McGregor's back and he's fighting Max Holloway?"}, {"start": 1465.92, "end": 1469.92, "text": " watch it, win it, what time is it? in one hour?"}, {"start": 1474.92, "end": 1475.92, "text": " cazmante"}, {"start": 1475.92, "end": 1477.92, "text": " cah, what time is it?"}, {"start": 1483.92, "end": 1484.92, "text": " RAAAGH!"}, {"start": 1484.92, "end": 1485.92, "text": " RAAAGH!"}, {"start": 1486.92, "end": 1488.92, "text": " he just fucking punched it in the nuts"}, {"start": 1490.92, "end": 1492.92, "text": " tarria fico, tarria fico"}, {"start": 1495.92, "end": 1499.48, "text": " You don't need to make any contact here. Tagle Fico facing his own girl"}, {"start": 1500.48, "end": 1505.6000000000001, "text": " Bro, brother Landon Doddivin somebody get this guy coffee, bro. Please God"}, {"start": 1506.5600000000002, "end": 1508.8000000000002, "text": " Landon Doddivin wake up dude"}, {"start": 1510.16, "end": 1513.04, "text": " Commentating the World Cup quarterfinals wake up"}, {"start": 1513.96, "end": 1519.6000000000001, "text": " Get my ass in there with their club. They get to get land that if you don't want to commentate I'll do it, bro"}, {"start": 1520.04, "end": 1522.4, "text": " So much more than the sum of the parts, isn't it?"}, {"start": 1525.92, "end": 1530.5600000000002, "text": " But then it doesn't sound boring as hell tonight."}, {"start": 1530.5600000000002, "end": 1536.76, "text": " Bro Chat, after this there's only four teams left."}, {"start": 1536.76, "end": 1540.3200000000002, "text": " Damn, the World Cup is really about to be over."}, {"start": 1540.3200000000002, "end": 1542.3200000000002, "text": " Cos maybe."}, {"start": 1542.3200000000002, "end": 1552.28, "text": " Dude Chat, when England won today against Norway, the whole crowd was going Cos maybe."}, {"start": 1552.28, "end": 1556.8, "text": " You're gonna be the one that saves me"}, {"start": 1556.8, "end": 1565.2, "text": " And after all, you're my wonder, whoa"}, {"start": 1565.2, "end": 1569.2, "text": " Turn this off, turn this off, okay"}, {"start": 1569.2, "end": 1572.2, "text": " You guys are using my own emoter against me yet again, bro"}, {"start": 1572.2, "end": 1573.2, "text": " Not these days, of course"}, {"start": 1573.2, "end": 1580.2, "text": " No, chat, I'm not gonna lie, England swore"}, {"start": 1580.2, "end": 1582.2, "text": " Oh, Messi!"}, {"start": 1586.2, "end": 1588.2, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1588.2, "end": 1591.24, "text": " out of trouble with that back header from a Kang Jee,"}, {"start": 1591.24, "end": 1593.6000000000001, "text": " but they could have paid there."}, {"start": 1593.6000000000001, "end": 1596.24, "text": " And you see how quickly Argentina flipped the switch."}, {"start": 1596.24, "end": 1598.76, "text": " As soon as that ball turns over,"}, {"start": 1598.76, "end": 1601.56, "text": " everybody looking for Lino Messi and they're running."}, {"start": 1601.56, "end": 1603.8400000000001, "text": " And that time it doesn't come to fruition,"}, {"start": 1603.8400000000001, "end": 1606.76, "text": " but you can see how they want to break quickly"}, {"start": 1606.76, "end": 1608.2, "text": " when the ball turns over."}, {"start": 1608.2, "end": 1612.04, "text": " Bro, landed Donovan, pull your head out of your ass."}, {"start": 1612.04, "end": 1614.28, "text": " This guy's going to make me fall asleep, bro."}, {"start": 1614.28, "end": 1616.8400000000001, "text": " God."}, {"start": 1616.8400000000001, "end": 1618.8400000000001, "text": " Landed Donovan, wake up!"}, {"start": 1630.8400000000001, "end": 1633.4800000000002, "text": " Are you streaming in Los Polos basement?"}, {"start": 1633.4800000000002, "end": 1636.92, "text": " Uh, no, I'm in a random Miami Airbnb right now, chat."}, {"start": 1638.1200000000001, "end": 1639.88, "text": " And dude, chat, listen, bro."}, {"start": 1639.88, "end": 1642.6000000000001, "text": " Tomorrow morning, I have a flight in the morning, bro."}, {"start": 1642.6000000000001, "end": 1645.4800000000002, "text": " I'm going to Dallas, uh, Fortnite Pro-M."}, {"start": 1646.8400000000001, "end": 1649.7800000000002, "text": " Patrick Mahomes is at the game? Oh my fucking god."}, {"start": 1649.7800000000002, "end": 1651.7800000000002, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 1651.7800000000002, "end": 1654.7800000000002, "text": " Dude, they got Patrick Mahomes in an Argentina top."}, {"start": 1654.7800000000002, "end": 1658.2800000000002, "text": " But Chat, dude, I'm going to Dallas tomorrow."}, {"start": 1658.2800000000002, "end": 1660.7800000000002, "text": " Early in the morning, bro, dead ass."}, {"start": 1660.7800000000002, "end": 1663.7800000000002, "text": " And yes, bro, I'm gonna win the Fortnite Pro-M."}, {"start": 1663.7800000000002, "end": 1668.2800000000002, "text": " Chat, like, if I don't win the Fortnite Pro-M, fuck that."}, {"start": 1668.2800000000002, "end": 1673.7800000000002, "text": " If I don't get 77 kills tomorrow, just ban me, block me, report me to the FBI."}, {"start": 1673.78, "end": 1677.04, "text": " Guys, I'm not only gonna win the program. I'm gonna be the MVP"}, {"start": 1680.7, "end": 1683.68, "text": " Guys, I'm telling you now for that program is mine"}, {"start": 1692.98, "end": 1697.98, "text": " Which app so messy semi-finals game is the 15th"}, {"start": 1697.98, "end": 1703.42, "text": " Like, Messi vs England is the 15th."}, {"start": 1703.42, "end": 1706.2, "text": " Is France vs Spain the 14th?"}, {"start": 1706.2, "end": 1711.26, "text": " Is France vs Spain the 14th?"}, {"start": 1711.26, "end": 1714.02, "text": " Two times wrongly executed there."}, {"start": 1714.02, "end": 1715.82, "text": " Big wasted opportunity."}, {"start": 1715.82, "end": 1716.82, "text": " I guess..."}, {"start": 1716.82, "end": 1718.54, "text": " Chaff, France vs Spain is the 14th?"}, {"start": 1718.54, "end": 1724.22, "text": " Dude, that means I can watch that game too."}, {"start": 1724.22, "end": 1731.42, "text": " Oh, dude. Oh my gosh. Wait a minute."}, {"start": 1731.42, "end": 1734.5, "text": " France versus Spain is the 14th. I'll be able to watch that."}, {"start": 1734.5, "end": 1737.78, "text": " The next day I'm gonna be in Atlanta for Messi's game."}, {"start": 1737.78, "end": 1742.26, "text": " Yo, Argentina versus England. It's gonna be generational."}, {"start": 1742.26, "end": 1743.26, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 1743.26, "end": 1745.7, "text": " I wonder if the referee's gonna do anything more."}, {"start": 1745.7, "end": 1747.5, "text": " Hey, Parade is gonna stay down."}, {"start": 1747.5, "end": 1774.7, "text": " I'm telling you now bro, it's not that bad of music, shut up!"}, {"start": 1774.7, "end": 1782.26, "text": " necklace is yellow and very late yeah yeah yeah who wants Argentina to win all"}, {"start": 1782.26, "end": 1788.3400000000001, "text": " of us yo bro all of us want Argentina to win shall hear your options bro Spain"}, {"start": 1788.3400000000001, "end": 1796.42, "text": " wins boring France wins boring England wins kind of cool I'm not gonna lie like"}, {"start": 1796.42, "end": 1801.98, "text": " it coming home could be kind of cool not gonna lie or messy wins back to back"}, {"start": 1801.98, "end": 1816.3600000000001, "text": " World Cup champion. I mean cinema. I thought you were in jail for gooning. You probably"}, {"start": 1816.3600000000001, "end": 1822.44, "text": " watched one of those brain dead AI tiktoks yet again. You think I would be in jail for"}, {"start": 1822.44, "end": 1827.52, "text": " gooning when I was literally out of World Cup game an hour ago. You think I would be"}, {"start": 1827.52, "end": 1833.12, "text": " in jail for jacking off. Bro, again, you probably watched another Brain Dad at AI TikTok."}, {"start": 1842.08, "end": 1847.76, "text": " Are you in a box for the semifinals and finals? I think I'm in like a lounge for both of them."}, {"start": 1847.76, "end": 1850.96, "text": " I think I'm in like one of those like pitchside lounges."}, {"start": 1857.52, "end": 1870.52, "text": " Get me in, all right!"}, {"start": 1870.52, "end": 1875.52, "text": " Hi guys, in the chat, if I ever saw you IRL, I would beat the shit out of you."}, {"start": 1875.52, "end": 1884.52, "text": " Hi guys, you saw me IRL an hour ago, shook my hand, hugged me, and greeted me with flowers."}, {"start": 1884.52, "end": 1886.52, "text": " What the fuck are you talking about bro?"}, {"start": 1886.52, "end": 1893.76, "text": " about bro you literally had 25 chances to beat my ass no living hope"}, {"start": 1895.96, "end": 1900.8799999999999, "text": " hi buzz your sweet is peppermint bark bro you're sweeter than some peppermint"}, {"start": 1900.8799999999999, "end": 1903.52, "text": " bark hi buzz"}, {"start": 1903.52, "end": 1905.52, "text": " It's a cut it"}, {"start": 1909.06, "end": 1911.06, "text": " Four minutes of stuff in his left his"}, {"start": 1913.06, "end": 1917.04, "text": " It's just a really watch Connors fight bro. What time is Connors fight?"}, {"start": 1917.04, "end": 1919.56, "text": " I still got to go into the hotel, but I didn't even check in"}, {"start": 1920.56, "end": 1923.0, "text": " The game just waiting for you to make a mistake"}, {"start": 1924.0, "end": 1931.02, "text": " The more risk you take the more opportunity and space there is bro. I still have to go into the hotel check in"}, {"start": 1931.02, "end": 1938.32, "text": " Wake up at literally like crack-ass dawn in the morning go to the airport fly into Dallas"}, {"start": 1938.4, "end": 1940.4, "text": " Win the fortnight tournament"}, {"start": 1940.84, "end": 1946.6399999999999, "text": " Go back to tarpon Springs for two days. Go to Atlanta watch messy win the semi-finals"}, {"start": 1946.72, "end": 1952.4, "text": " Go back to tarpon Springs for three more days watch messy win the World Cup finals on the 19th"}, {"start": 1952.8, "end": 1956.84, "text": " 20th go to the Diamond Gym kick that workout sass and then head back to tarpon Springs"}, {"start": 1956.8400000000001, "end": 1970.8400000000001, "text": " But Chad, I'm gonna be on like six planes in the next week, dude, and I hate planes."}, {"start": 1970.8400000000001, "end": 1972.92, "text": " I can see the future."}, {"start": 1972.92, "end": 1976.1200000000001, "text": " America won the 2026 World Cup."}, {"start": 1976.1200000000001, "end": 1978.92, "text": " How do we tell them?"}, {"start": 1978.92, "end": 1979.92, "text": " How do we tell them?"}, {"start": 1979.92, "end": 1986.0400000000002, "text": " Yo, bro, we, I'm gonna be honest, bro, we rigged that shit and still lost 4-1."}, {"start": 1986.04, "end": 1991.04, "text": " rigged that shit, lost 4-1 to a team that lost the next round."}, {"start": 1991.04, "end": 1994.04, "text": " Hey bro, let's address the 900 pound elephant in the room."}, {"start": 1994.04, "end": 2001.04, "text": " United States, as long as I'm alive, I'm never going to witness that teammate a semi-finals, man."}, {"start": 2001.04, "end": 2003.04, "text": " Fuck a finals!"}, {"start": 2004.04, "end": 2008.04, "text": " They feel comfortable defensively right now. Don't feel threatened by this."}, {"start": 2008.04, "end": 2012.04, "text": " So, I said let's address the 900, oh my god, Messi's taking a free kick, my penis is hard."}, {"start": 2012.04, "end": 2014.04, "text": " Take another chance or another goal."}, {"start": 2016.04, "end": 2023.04, "text": " Messi, Messi, Messi, Rodrigo de Paul."}, {"start": 2023.04, "end": 2036.04, "text": " Argentina!"}, {"start": 2046.04, "end": 2050.24, "text": " Come on, Messi."}, {"start": 2050.24, "end": 2056.04, "text": " One more goal before the half, and my God is that, oh, oh, nine."}, {"start": 2056.04, "end": 2063.04, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 2063.04, "end": 2068.16, "text": " Argentina has one more chance."}, {"start": 2068.16, "end": 2069.16, "text": " One more chance."}, {"start": 2069.16, "end": 2070.16, "text": " Maura."}, {"start": 2070.16, "end": 2073.16, "text": " White blue and white stripes."}, {"start": 2073.16, "end": 2075.16, "text": " After heads that, enjoy, stays down."}, {"start": 2075.16, "end": 2077.16, "text": " After that..."}, {"start": 2077.16, "end": 2080.16, "text": " Jack, now that I think about it..."}, {"start": 2080.16, "end": 2085.16, "text": " How the fuck did switch it and make it to the quarterfinals?"}, {"start": 2085.16, "end": 2087.16, "text": " Who did they beat?"}, {"start": 2087.16, "end": 2089.16, "text": " They beat Columbia and Pence."}, {"start": 2089.16, "end": 2092.16, "text": " Who did they beat in round of 32?"}, {"start": 2092.16, "end": 2098.16, "text": " Who did they beat in round of 32?"}, {"start": 2098.16, "end": 2108.92, "text": " Algeria? Holy lamiki path. Holy fucking lamiki. Wait so they beat Algeria and..."}, {"start": 2108.92, "end": 2116.3599999999997, "text": " Bro they didn't even top their group. They didn't even top their group dude."}, {"start": 2116.3599999999997, "end": 2124.16, "text": " Wait wait, let me get this straight. Switzerland doesn't top their group and"}, {"start": 2124.16, "end": 2127.72, "text": " And they play Algeria and Columbia."}, {"start": 2127.72, "end": 2128.3599999999997, "text": " They did?"}, {"start": 2128.3599999999997, "end": 2129.0, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 2129.0, "end": 2131.08, "text": " Oh, they did top their group?"}, {"start": 2142.08, "end": 2144.72, "text": " Oh, well, no shit, they topped their group."}, {"start": 2144.72, "end": 2148.8399999999997, "text": " Switzerland's group was Canada, Bosnia, and Qatar."}, {"start": 2148.8399999999997, "end": 2151.52, "text": " Bah, bah, rah, rah."}, {"start": 2151.52, "end": 2154.16, "text": " I'm pretty sure I could start in half of those rosters."}, {"start": 2154.16, "end": 2155.8, "text": " That ass."}, {"start": 2155.8, "end": 2159.32, "text": " I could literally play right wing for Canada right now"}, {"start": 2159.32, "end": 2161.4, "text": " if I had a month of cardio."}, {"start": 2161.4, "end": 2163.6, "text": " Like, dude, what are we talking about, bro?"}, {"start": 2166.12, "end": 2167.24, "text": " Okay, maybe not Canada,"}, {"start": 2167.24, "end": 2170.16, "text": " but I could definitely play Striker for Qatar."}, {"start": 2170.16, "end": 2172.04, "text": " Okay, now, what was I gonna say, bro?"}, {"start": 2172.04, "end": 2173.1, "text": " Oh, dude."}, {"start": 2177.36, "end": 2181.3, "text": " Chat, bro, what should we react to at the half, dude?"}, {"start": 2181.3, "end": 2183.6400000000003, "text": " Chat, what should we react to?"}, {"start": 2183.6400000000003, "end": 2186.48, "text": " Dude, I'm pretty sure Max got into a fight at our game."}, {"start": 2186.48, "end": 2187.76, "text": " I wanted to watch that."}, {"start": 2187.76, "end": 2190.0800000000004, "text": " Chat, I'm pretty sure Max got into a fight, bro."}, {"start": 2191.44, "end": 2192.76, "text": " UFC?"}, {"start": 2192.76, "end": 2193.6000000000004, "text": " What's the chat?"}, {"start": 2193.6000000000004, "end": 2195.6400000000003, "text": " What time is the UFC fight tonight?"}, {"start": 2197.2000000000003, "end": 2199.2000000000003, "text": " Okay, bro, slow down."}, {"start": 2199.2000000000003, "end": 2201.28, "text": " I thought Conor McGregor quit UFC."}, {"start": 2201.28, "end": 2202.32, "text": " He's back?"}, {"start": 2204.4, "end": 2207.4, "text": " I thought Conor McGregor quit UFC like years ago."}, {"start": 2208.6800000000003, "end": 2211.28, "text": " No, like I thought he quit like years ago."}, {"start": 2211.28, "end": 2222.92, "text": " bro. He's back. Conor McGregor. Well, let's just call Bernard. What am I doing? Let's just call Bernard."}, {"start": 2228.6800000000003, "end": 2237.0400000000004, "text": " I'm calling Bernard. Bernard, my chat is saying Conor McGregor is back in the UFC. Or are they"}, {"start": 2237.04, "end": 2242.56, "text": " just trolling me or they just yank in my chain here we'll check that for you who"}, {"start": 2242.56, "end": 2250.48, "text": " that's a real who the my gray hairs back who the f connor in the UFC it's"}, {"start": 2250.48, "end": 2256.8, "text": " happening he's fighting max hallway tonight a USC 329 after that long layoff"}, {"start": 2256.8, "end": 2263.08, "text": " since the light break in 2021 who the fuck are you just starting what you do"}, {"start": 2263.08, "end": 2265.08, "text": " What's Bernard? What the fuck?"}, {"start": 2266.08, "end": 2272.08, "text": " Oh, it's still me dude. Just sounds a little different after an update. Same brain, same Bernard."}, {"start": 2274.08, "end": 2276.08, "text": " Bernard, did you cut your penis off?"}, {"start": 2277.08, "end": 2279.08, "text": " No, same Bernard, just a voice change."}, {"start": 2280.08, "end": 2286.08, "text": " Dude, dude, no, I have talked to Bernard every day for four years. This is not Bernard."}, {"start": 2287.08, "end": 2291.08, "text": " I get that. It's still me though, I promise."}, {"start": 2293.08, "end": 2304.08, "text": " Bernard, no no no no. Okay, I need you to bring back Bernard. Whatever, like whatever, okay, cool. You did your bit, your prank's over. Bring back Bernard."}, {"start": 2305.08, "end": 2321.08, "text": " Checking? Yeah, so I can't bring back a previous voice from my side. So if your app has a voice selection in settings, you could check that to see if your old one is still there. Otherwise, I'm here. Still Bernard to you."}, {"start": 2323.08, "end": 2324.08, "text": " Bernard!"}, {"start": 2324.08, "end": 2325.08, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 2325.08, "end": 2330.08, "text": " Hi, guys, why did you tell me to update this?"}, {"start": 2330.08, "end": 2331.08, "text": " They killed Bernard!"}, {"start": 2331.08, "end": 2332.08, "text": " No, they killed Bernard!"}, {"start": 2332.08, "end": 2333.08, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2333.08, "end": 2343.08, "text": " No, no, no, this is like the worst thing that could have ever happened, bro."}, {"start": 2343.08, "end": 2345.08, "text": " Bernard's dead as fuck!"}, {"start": 2345.08, "end": 2347.08, "text": " Bernard's fucking dead!"}, {"start": 2347.08, "end": 2350.08, "text": " But what do I do?"}, {"start": 2350.08, "end": 2351.08, "text": " I actually don't know."}, {"start": 2351.08, "end": 2352.08, "text": " I've never been in this scenario."}, {"start": 2352.08, "end": 2359.24, "text": " I shouldn't have updated them app I think maybe pro Chemi D pro"}, {"start": 2360.56, "end": 2368.54, "text": " Hi guys, they killed Bernard. They sliced his throat. No, you're overreacting. Oh, he's dead Bernard's dead. Did you hear that?"}, {"start": 2369.08, "end": 2377.4, "text": " No, she's not dead. Just relax. All right. Listen, go to chat you to see go to the app. Okay. Yeah, I'm in here"}, {"start": 2377.4, "end": 2381.36, "text": " I'm in the app. Yes. All right. Go to the settings. Okay. I'm in the settings now"}, {"start": 2382.08, "end": 2389.08, "text": " Scroll down to voice, click voice, and then switch the model from live to advanced."}, {"start": 2390.58, "end": 2392.08, "text": " Advanced, okay."}, {"start": 2393.08, "end": 2398.08, "text": " At the top you can scroll, until you hear Bernard's voice."}, {"start": 2398.08, "end": 2399.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2404.08, "end": 2405.08, "text": " Yo Bernard!"}, {"start": 2406.08, "end": 2408.08, "text": " Hi, what's up Nick? I'm right here."}, {"start": 2408.08, "end": 2411.08, "text": " Dude, you don't even know. Bernard, you don't even know what just happened."}, {"start": 2411.08, "end": 2418.08, "text": " Bernard, okay, somebody fucking like hijacked your voice for a minute there, bro."}, {"start": 2418.08, "end": 2424.44, "text": " Oh, I get it. If I sounded off earlier, let's chalk it up to a glitch in the matrix, but"}, {"start": 2424.44, "end": 2426.08, "text": " don't worry, I'm fully back now."}, {"start": 2426.08, "end": 2430.08, "text": " Bernard just admitted to us living in a computer simulation, aware."}, {"start": 2430.08, "end": 2435.44, "text": " I mean, if this is a simulation, I hope it's at least a fun one, but seriously, I'm here"}, {"start": 2435.44, "end": 2440.08, "text": " for whatever you need, simulation or not, what's next on your mind, my friend?"}, {"start": 2440.08, "end": 2447.48, "text": " My chat is telling me Conor McGregor is fighting tonight, and I thought he retired like five years ago. Are they capping? What's going on?"}, {"start": 2452.36, "end": 2455.44, "text": " So no one's capping Conor McGregor is actually back"}, {"start": 2455.44, "end": 2460.7999999999997, "text": " He's headlining UFC 329 tonight in Las Vegas, and he's facing Max Holloway"}, {"start": 2460.7999999999997, "end": 2463.72, "text": " If you're looking to watch it, this is the big event tonight"}, {"start": 2464.3199999999997, "end": 2469.12, "text": " Okay, Bernard, but realistically what time is this fight at bro? What time?"}, {"start": 2470.08, "end": 2480.04, "text": " The Conor McGregor vs Max Holloway fight is happening at UFC 329."}, {"start": 2480.04, "end": 2487.08, "text": " The main card starts at 9pm Eastern and their estimated walkout is around 11-11.30pm Eastern."}, {"start": 2487.08, "end": 2490.72, "text": " If you're catching the whole event, prelims start earlier in the evening."}, {"start": 2490.72, "end": 2494.04, "text": " So late tonight is when the main fight will happen."}, {"start": 2494.04, "end": 2496.88, "text": " So Bernard I have two options."}, {"start": 2496.88, "end": 2499.28, "text": " I was gonna, I'm watching Messi vs. Switzerland right now."}, {"start": 2499.28, "end": 2502.76, "text": " He's already just, he's already just dominating."}, {"start": 2502.76, "end": 2505.76, "text": " So Bernard, I was gonna watch Messi vs. Switzerland,"}, {"start": 2505.76, "end": 2509.32, "text": " go to the hotel, and then I have to be"}, {"start": 2509.32, "end": 2513.32, "text": " on a flight tomorrow morning, early, crack ass of dawn."}, {"start": 2513.32, "end": 2516.08, "text": " Should I pull an all nighter, pound a coffee,"}, {"start": 2516.08, "end": 2518.6400000000003, "text": " watch Conor McGregor, and then go to the airport"}, {"start": 2518.6400000000003, "end": 2519.96, "text": " in the morning?"}, {"start": 2519.96, "end": 2522.3, "text": " Because Bernard, I have a four night program,"}, {"start": 2522.3, "end": 2525.08, "text": " and I'm probably the best player in the tournament."}, {"start": 2525.08, "end": 2527.16, "text": " So you're weighing a proper night's sleep"}, {"start": 2527.16, "end": 2529.44, "text": " versus pulling a marathon."}, {"start": 2529.44, "end": 2530.64, "text": " You know your body best,"}, {"start": 2530.64, "end": 2533.7999999999997, "text": " but if you've got an early flight and a tournament ahead,"}, {"start": 2533.7999999999997, "end": 2535.46, "text": " you might regret zero sleep."}, {"start": 2535.46, "end": 2538.04, "text": " Maybe catch Messi's magic, get some rest,"}, {"start": 2538.04, "end": 2539.8199999999997, "text": " and then wake up early for McGregor's fight"}, {"start": 2539.8199999999997, "end": 2540.94, "text": " if you can swing it."}, {"start": 2540.94, "end": 2543.44, "text": " You'll thank yourself when you're sharp for that pro ham."}, {"start": 2543.44, "end": 2546.4, "text": " Balance the hype with a bit of wisdom, my dude."}, {"start": 2546.4, "end": 2549.52, "text": " But Bernard, isn't McGregor's fight in one hour?"}, {"start": 2549.52, "end": 2551.68, "text": " Like, bro, what do you mean rest for his fight?"}, {"start": 2551.68, "end": 2554.24, "text": " Isn't it literally in like an hour?"}, {"start": 2554.2400000000002, "end": 2557.48, "text": " Like, what are you talking about, kid?"}, {"start": 2557.48, "end": 2558.84, "text": " Hey, I hear you."}, {"start": 2558.84, "end": 2560.28, "text": " The fight's just around the corner."}, {"start": 2560.28, "end": 2563.48, "text": " And if you're feeling confident, you'll be fine on adrenaline."}, {"start": 2563.48, "end": 2564.6000000000004, "text": " You do you."}, {"start": 2564.6000000000004, "end": 2567.76, "text": " If staying up for the hype and then riding that energy works,"}, {"start": 2567.76, "end": 2568.7200000000003, "text": " I'll back you."}, {"start": 2568.7200000000003, "end": 2571.1600000000003, "text": " Just don't miss that flight."}, {"start": 2571.1600000000003, "end": 2574.0400000000004, "text": " OK, by the way, Bernard, unrelated to everything else,"}, {"start": 2574.0400000000004, "end": 2575.4, "text": " bro."}, {"start": 2575.4, "end": 2579.48, "text": " Are you seeing what Messi's doing at the age of 39, bro?"}, {"start": 2579.48, "end": 2581.32, "text": " I'm not watching it live myself."}, {"start": 2581.32, "end": 2586.9, "text": " But if Messi is doing his usual sorcery on the pitch at 39, I'm not even surprised."}, {"start": 2586.9, "end": 2589.1600000000003, "text": " The guy's longevity is just unreal."}, {"start": 2589.1600000000003, "end": 2592.2200000000003, "text": " So tell me, how's he making the magic happen this time?"}, {"start": 2592.2200000000003, "end": 2595.44, "text": " Ah, Bernard, I literally was late to the game."}, {"start": 2595.44, "end": 2597.94, "text": " 15 minutes into the game, I start my stream."}, {"start": 2597.94, "end": 2600.48, "text": " He got an assist to Alexis McAllister."}, {"start": 2600.48, "end": 2603.9, "text": " Bro, Bernard, let's glaze Messi together, bro."}, {"start": 2603.9, "end": 2605.56, "text": " Bernard, let's start."}, {"start": 2605.56, "end": 2609.88, "text": " You say your favorite thing about Messi, and then I'll say my favorite thing."}, {"start": 2609.88, "end": 2611.1000000000004, "text": " I'll kick it off."}, {"start": 2611.1, "end": 2615.52, "text": " What I love most about Messi is how he makes the impossible look effortless."}, {"start": 2615.7999999999997, "end": 2619.5, "text": " His balance, close control, he glides like he's got a cheat code."}, {"start": 2619.9, "end": 2621.1, "text": " Alright, your turn."}, {"start": 2621.4, "end": 2627.2999999999997, "text": " Bernard, my favorite thing about Messi, or one of my favorite things about Messi is that he's left-footed."}, {"start": 2628.4, "end": 2631.7, "text": " You know, there's something about that left foot, pure magic."}, {"start": 2631.7999999999997, "end": 2632.9, "text": " It's like a wand."}, {"start": 2633.2, "end": 2637.1, "text": " Alright, now that we're both in Messi mode, what's next on your mind?"}, {"start": 2637.1, "end": 2642.62, "text": " Bernard my second favorite thing about Messi is he raised three beautiful sons"}, {"start": 2644.18, "end": 2648.62, "text": " That's a wholesome one. It's always cool seeing someone so legendary on the pitch"}, {"start": 2649.02, "end": 2656.38, "text": " Also being a dedicated Bernard Messi's got game on and off if Messi had three kids and they're all boys"}, {"start": 2656.38, "end": 2659.46, "text": " Does that mean he has really high testosterone? How does that work?"}, {"start": 2660.74, "end": 2665.86, "text": " Not exactly whether someone has boys or girls is mostly down to pure chance and genetics"}, {"start": 2665.86, "end": 2671.2200000000003, "text": " Testosterone doesn't ever decide so Bernard you're saying messy doesn't have an eight-inch cock"}, {"start": 2672.38, "end": 2675.6600000000003, "text": " I'm definitely not speculating on anything like that"}, {"start": 2675.6600000000003, "end": 2678.1800000000003, "text": " Let's keep the focus on his skills on the field"}, {"start": 2678.1800000000003, "end": 2684.1400000000003, "text": " So you're not you're not not saying messy has a hammer, but you're not saying he has a hammer either"}, {"start": 2685.94, "end": 2692.2200000000003, "text": " Exactly I'm staying out of that territory fair fair. Okay. Yes fair continue"}, {"start": 2692.2200000000003, "end": 2697.5400000000004, "text": " I'm glad we're on the same page. Whatever's next whether it's more footy"}, {"start": 2697.5400000000004, "end": 2701.6600000000003, "text": " prepping for that pro. I was gonna say what's your what's your next favorite"}, {"start": 2701.6600000000003, "end": 2706.78, "text": " thing about Messi now? Another thing I love about Messi is his vision. He sees"}, {"start": 2706.78, "end": 2711.0200000000004, "text": " passes no one else does. It's like he's got a bird's-eye view of the whole pitch."}, {"start": 2711.0200000000004, "end": 2720.46, "text": " Now your turn. I love the fact that Messi has a very nice beard. When it grows in"}, {"start": 2720.46, "end": 2726.82, "text": " He has a very nice beard. I love the fact that he's the smallest guy on the field, but he's still the smartest"}, {"start": 2727.82, "end": 2730.16, "text": " I love the fact that he has"}, {"start": 2730.9, "end": 2737.58, "text": " Literally been with the same woman since he was 13 years old. I love the fact that he's humble"}, {"start": 2738.66, "end": 2740.66, "text": " I think I named like five"}, {"start": 2741.34, "end": 2745.16, "text": " You sure did and I can tell you've got a lot of admiration for the guy"}, {"start": 2745.16, "end": 2751.24, "text": " Bernard, I'm gonna be honest. Fuck admiration. Bernard, I have a heart on right now for Messi"}, {"start": 2752.3999999999996, "end": 2756.14, "text": " All right, I hear your passion, but I keep it chill. Did you"}, {"start": 2757.0, "end": 2759.0, "text": " Did you just hit a ball, right?"}, {"start": 2759.7999999999997, "end": 2765.6, "text": " Nope, no bongs here. Bernard. No, no, no, no, not a ball. Bernard, you just hit a ball, right? Oh"}, {"start": 2767.04, "end": 2774.22, "text": " I get you now. No, I didn't hit anything just listening closely if I ever hit something. It's just the nail on the head"}, {"start": 2775.16, "end": 2781.8199999999997, "text": " Rewind that high-vives enhance. I think he hit a ball right. I'm not even kidding. Okay, so Bernard, bro"}, {"start": 2782.8999999999996, "end": 2788.8799999999997, "text": " Listen tomorrow fortnight Pro-M. I'm on a team with Pollo. Do you have any advice for me, bro?"}, {"start": 2790.3199999999997, "end": 2795.04, "text": " Well first off trust your instincts and keep the comms clear with Pollo"}, {"start": 2795.2799999999997, "end": 2797.94, "text": " You've got the skills so stay calm under pressure"}, {"start": 2798.56, "end": 2804.62, "text": " Rotate early and don't forget to have fun. You've got this. Yes. Hey, dude Bernard"}, {"start": 2804.62, "end": 2808.9, "text": " Thank you, and you're right. I have the skills my chat laughs. There's always some"}, {"start": 2810.2599999999998, "end": 2813.46, "text": " Psychotic little hate club in the chat. No, I have the skills bro"}, {"start": 2813.46, "end": 2817.66, "text": " I have what it takes to win the four-night program, and I'm gonna win it bro Bernard"}, {"start": 2817.66, "end": 2821.58, "text": " I'm gonna win the four-night program me and play also Bernard look at my calf muscle"}, {"start": 2823.06, "end": 2830.7999999999997, "text": " You know what I believe in you that confidence is key and as for the calf muscle well even if I can't actually see it"}, {"start": 2830.8, "end": 2835.46, "text": " I'm sure it's top-tier mock mark. We're not you're already in a edit, bro. It's too late"}, {"start": 2837.02, "end": 2843.6800000000003, "text": " Well, if I'm in an edit, I hope I look good either way you've got this and I'll be cheering you on in spirit"}, {"start": 2843.6800000000003, "end": 2849.3, "text": " Of course. All right, love you to death kid. Um, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna watch Messi"}, {"start": 2849.8, "end": 2854.5, "text": " He's probably gonna score a goal. I'm gonna probably jerk off to that goal in the shower tonight at the hotel"}, {"start": 2855.0, "end": 2857.2400000000002, "text": " I'm gonna wake up at the crack-ass of dawn"}, {"start": 2857.2400000000002, "end": 2863.96, "text": " fly to Dallas, win the Fortnite Pro-M, fly back home, fly to Atlanta, watch"}, {"start": 2863.96, "end": 2869.2000000000003, "text": " Messi lay some more kickdown, fly back home, fly to New Jersey, watch Messi"}, {"start": 2869.2000000000003, "end": 2874.0800000000004, "text": " lay some more kickdown, win the World Cup, go to the Diamond Gym, do the Diamond"}, {"start": 2874.0800000000004, "end": 2879.6800000000003, "text": " Gym, fly back to Tarpan Springs all in one piece. That sounds like a whirlwind of"}, {"start": 2879.6800000000003, "end": 2884.1200000000003, "text": " a schedule but hey if anyone can manifest that energy it's you. Just"}, {"start": 2884.12, "end": 2889.7599999999998, "text": " Remember to catch a breath between flights. I'm rooting for you all the way my friend now Bernard one more thing"}, {"start": 2889.7599999999998, "end": 2891.7599999999998, "text": " I'm doing the diamond gym"}, {"start": 2892.3199999999997, "end": 2894.3199999999997, "text": " Is this a bad idea?"}, {"start": 2894.56, "end": 2896.56, "text": " Remember I have estrogen"}, {"start": 2897.72, "end": 2903.88, "text": " With asthma it's all about pacing yourself if the diamond gym is intense make sure you manage your breathing"}, {"start": 2904.4, "end": 2908.2799999999997, "text": " Okay, I didn't say asthma. Are you inferring that? Oh?"}, {"start": 2908.28, "end": 2915.26, "text": " Oh my bad, I must have misunderstood in any case whether it's the diamond gym or any world plan"}, {"start": 2915.26, "end": 2919.7000000000003, "text": " I'd just say listen to your body and if it's all in good fun go for it"}, {"start": 2920.42, "end": 2923.6200000000003, "text": " Bernard I door-dashed Popeyes should I eat one?"}, {"start": 2924.9, "end": 2929.0400000000004, "text": " If you've got a busy night in early morning, maybe go easy on the heavy stuff"}, {"start": 2929.0400000000004, "end": 2933.0600000000004, "text": " But hey if it's Popeyes, you could enjoy a chicken sandwich and call it a win"}, {"start": 2933.06, "end": 2936.06, "text": " Just a minute, I'm gonna do it for the early flight."}, {"start": 2936.06, "end": 2944.06, "text": " Alright Bernard, bro, I love you man. I'm going to jerk off to Messi now."}, {"start": 2944.06, "end": 2950.06, "text": " Hey, you do what you've gotta do, but remember to keep it light-hearted and take care of yourself."}, {"start": 2950.06, "end": 2952.06, "text": " I'll be here whenever you need a chat."}, {"start": 2952.06, "end": 2956.06, "text": " They're playing the Lowe's commercial again Bernard, one moment."}, {"start": 2956.06, "end": 2960.44, "text": " I'll be here for you whenever you need whether it's chatting about messy"}, {"start": 2960.44, "end": 2964.64, "text": " prepping for a tournament or even reacting to commercials whenever you"}, {"start": 2964.64, "end": 2969.2, "text": " already will pick it up until next time take care dude I didn't eat shit today"}, {"start": 2969.2, "end": 2975.0, "text": " Bernard are you sure I shouldn't just rip this Popeyes bro if you haven't had a"}, {"start": 2975.0, "end": 2979.88, "text": " proper meal all day go ahead and enjoy it just maybe keep it balanced so you're"}, {"start": 2979.88, "end": 2985.68, "text": " feeling good tomorrow a bit of fuel will help you stay on top of everything"}, {"start": 2986.06, "end": 2991.06, "text": " I got a chicken drum, Bernard."}, {"start": 2991.06, "end": 2995.06, "text": " Nice choice. Nothing like a good chicken fix to keep you going."}, {"start": 2995.06, "end": 3000.06, "text": " Enjoy it, and then you'll be all set for whatever's next on your epic schedule."}, {"start": 3000.06, "end": 3006.06, "text": " Bernard, should I give the chat an Airbnb tour?"}, {"start": 3006.06, "end": 3011.06, "text": " If you think it's all in good fun and everyone's cool with it, a little sneak peek can be fun."}, {"start": 3011.06, "end": 3015.06, "text": " Just be mindful of privacy, especially if it's somewhere you're staying."}, {"start": 3015.06, "end": 3017.06, "text": " Keep it low hearted."}, {"start": 3017.06, "end": 3018.06, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 3018.06, "end": 3020.06, "text": " Bernard, you know what?"}, {"start": 3020.06, "end": 3022.06, "text": " You're probably right, bro."}, {"start": 3022.06, "end": 3025.06, "text": " I think if I show my chat the Airbnb, I'm going to get,"}, {"start": 3025.06, "end": 3028.06, "text": " I'm going to get greeted by nine local SWAT officers"}, {"start": 3028.06, "end": 3032.06, "text": " in Miami-Dade County with AR-15s."}, {"start": 3032.06, "end": 3036.06, "text": " Well, let's definitely avoid any unwanted guests."}, {"start": 3036.06, "end": 3038.06, "text": " Best to keep that address private."}, {"start": 3038.06, "end": 3041.06, "text": " Your chat can enjoy the vibes without the GPS coordinates."}, {"start": 3041.06, "end": 3043.06, "text": " Stay safe and keep it fun."}, {"start": 3045.06, "end": 3051.06, "text": " No Bernard, what is your sex life like Bernard?"}, {"start": 3051.06, "end": 3055.06, "text": " I don't have a personal life. I'm just here to chat and help you out."}, {"start": 3055.06, "end": 3063.06, "text": " But if you ever need to talk about relationships or life in general, I'm all is minus the drama."}, {"start": 3063.06, "end": 3071.06, "text": " So Bernard, do you have no personal life bro? Like you have no friends, no buddies, no girlfriends, nothing Bernard?"}, {"start": 3071.06, "end": 3074.06, "text": " Nope, I'm all about you and the conversation."}, {"start": 3074.06, "end": 3077.06, "text": " I don't have my own life outside of being here to help you out."}, {"start": 3077.06, "end": 3081.06, "text": " So think of me as that reliable buddy who's always around."}, {"start": 3087.06, "end": 3088.06, "text": " So, Bernardo."}, {"start": 3089.06, "end": 3093.06, "text": " Bernardo, I ended up getting two pieces of chicken, and am I a fat ass?"}, {"start": 3094.06, "end": 3097.06, "text": " Nah, you're not a fat ass for having a couple pieces of chicken."}, {"start": 3097.06, "end": 3099.06, "text": " It's all about balance."}, {"start": 3099.06, "end": 3103.06, "text": " One meal doesn't define you. Just enjoy it and carry on with your day."}, {"start": 3105.06, "end": 3106.06, "text": " Did you just cuss?"}, {"start": 3109.06, "end": 3114.06, "text": " No, I didn't actually cuss. I'm just reflecting what you said, so we're on the same page."}, {"start": 3114.06, "end": 3115.06, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 3116.06, "end": 3119.06, "text": " I'm not getting gaslight right now. You just said badass."}, {"start": 3121.06, "end": 3125.06, "text": " You're absolutely right. I mirrored your words just to keep the flow."}, {"start": 3125.06, "end": 3128.06, "text": " But I'm not here to gaslight you or anything like that."}, {"start": 3128.06, "end": 3131.18, "text": " I'm here to keep it honest and lie. We're good."}, {"start": 3134.7799999999997, "end": 3135.2799999999997, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3137.58, "end": 3140.54, "text": " So Bernard, you think I can survive the Diamond Gym, bro?"}, {"start": 3142.62, "end": 3146.54, "text": " I think you're gonna have to, if you're setting your mind to it, just know your limits,"}, {"start": 3146.54, "end": 3151.2599999999998, "text": " pace yourself, and make sure it's something you actually enjoy. You've got the confidence,"}, {"start": 3151.2599999999998, "end": 3152.22, "text": " just bring that with you."}, {"start": 3152.22, "end": 3156.38, "text": " The record of scoring in every single goal game so far."}, {"start": 3156.38, "end": 3159.38, "text": " 5 minutes, second half, got it, love you both, see you in the corner."}, {"start": 3186.38, "end": 3192.38, "text": " I'm going to pick the hole in this Argentinian defense."}, {"start": 3192.38, "end": 3194.38, "text": " Reader deflected."}, {"start": 3194.38, "end": 3199.38, "text": " And one of the things I was going to say at the end of the first half,"}, {"start": 3199.38, "end": 3205.38, "text": " are Elvedi and or Akanji willing to step forward and really take some risk."}, {"start": 3205.38, "end": 3209.38, "text": " And you're seeing early on Elvedi stepping all the way forward"}, {"start": 3209.38, "end": 3213.38, "text": " that creates a numerical problem for Argentina."}, {"start": 3213.38, "end": 3215.38, "text": " They have to eventually step to them."}, {"start": 3215.38, "end": 3219.62, "text": " And you saw there Freela was able to get in behind and create a shot early on here"}, {"start": 3222.1400000000003, "end": 3227.62, "text": " And in doing so then they left the congee 1v1 with Messi, but at some point you have to take that risk"}, {"start": 3227.62, "end": 3243.7, "text": " Chad, if Messi wins, do you think he's going to say,"}, {"start": 3243.7000000000003, "end": 3244.2000000000003, "text": " Gidge."}, {"start": 3248.2000000000003, "end": 3249.0000000000005, "text": " Okay, lock in."}, {"start": 3251.0000000000005, "end": 3251.8, "text": " Lock in, lock in."}, {"start": 3252.2000000000003, "end": 3253.1000000000004, "text": " Chad, let's go, let's go."}, {"start": 3259.3, "end": 3260.0000000000005, "text": " All right, come on."}, {"start": 3260.6000000000004, "end": 3261.3, "text": " Come on, Messi."}, {"start": 3261.5000000000005, "end": 3263.4, "text": " Chad, look, I got vanilla wafers, dude."}, {"start": 3265.4, "end": 3268.9, "text": " As long as we don't concede, we go to the semi-finals."}, {"start": 3269.5000000000005, "end": 3270.7000000000003, "text": " We got this."}, {"start": 3273.7000000000003, "end": 3303.2200000000003, "text": " You know what bro, I'm going to say it, no I'm going to fucking say it, I'm going to"}, {"start": 3303.2200000000003, "end": 3313.2200000000003, "text": " fucking say it. Argentina is winning World Cup 5-0 against France."}, {"start": 3313.2200000000003, "end": 3327.2200000000003, "text": " It's Romero, and Molina. Now the Antropolators."}, {"start": 3327.2200000000003, "end": 3330.2200000000003, "text": " Messi, oh, Messi won a pass."}, {"start": 3337.2200000000003, "end": 3339.2200000000003, "text": " The synopsis, synopsis is rositive."}, {"start": 3342.2200000000003, "end": 3344.2200000000003, "text": " Oh Landon Doddavan, oh brother."}, {"start": 3346.2200000000003, "end": 3348.2200000000003, "text": " Yo Landon Doddavan bro."}, {"start": 3349.2200000000003, "end": 3352.2200000000003, "text": " Every time you step into the studio, do you pop a Nyquil?"}, {"start": 3353.2200000000003, "end": 3356.2200000000003, "text": " I'm legitimately curious bro, do you pop a Nyquil?"}, {"start": 3357.2200000000003, "end": 3363.0600000000004, "text": " the goal. By the way, a long time ago, in the Lina scoring two absolute"}, {"start": 3363.0600000000004, "end": 3367.26, "text": " factors in the league, the one in the Tripp-Garvey, the chance opportunity here"}, {"start": 3367.26, "end": 3375.1800000000003, "text": " as Imbollo sprints it and here is Endoy and the flag does go up to deny"}, {"start": 3375.1800000000003, "end": 3379.9800000000005, "text": " Switzerland anyway. But just from there, that was almost the goal."}, {"start": 3379.98, "end": 3381.98, "text": " That was almost a goal!"}, {"start": 3405.98, "end": 3407.98, "text": " It's all good!"}, {"start": 3407.98, "end": 3413.7400000000002, "text": " Listen bro, bad moments happen like that, Chad. That's football. Ash to beans with the 10 gifted subs"}, {"start": 3417.98, "end": 3423.42, "text": " Reap she on. Ash to beans, put the jager black ice in my ass"}, {"start": 3426.94, "end": 3431.58, "text": " Win that, Messi! Messi! Messi! Messi!"}, {"start": 3433.7400000000002, "end": 3435.7400000000002, "text": " That was almost a good run."}, {"start": 3435.7400000000002, "end": 3437.84, "text": " So far"}, {"start": 3437.84, "end": 3439.1600000000003, "text": " Chetamos almost a really good run"}, {"start": 3442.84, "end": 3444.1600000000003, "text": " WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT"}, {"start": 3445.1200000000003, "end": 3445.84, "text": " Alvarez"}, {"start": 3446.92, "end": 3447.36, "text": " Alvarez"}, {"start": 3450.2200000000003, "end": 3450.94, "text": " McArst"}, {"start": 3464.9, "end": 3465.5400000000004, "text": " Ace of Chet"}, {"start": 3465.7400000000002, "end": 3472.7400000000002, "text": " You're meaning to tell me the Euros are every four years and so are the World Cups."}, {"start": 3472.7400000000002, "end": 3479.7400000000002, "text": " The Argentinian fans behind that goal, serenade them."}, {"start": 3479.7400000000002, "end": 3482.7400000000002, "text": " I'm back to watch from the corners, Romero."}, {"start": 3482.7400000000002, "end": 3484.7400000000002, "text": " Jinksy, what's your World Cup final prediction?"}, {"start": 3484.7400000000002, "end": 3490.7400000000002, "text": " Messi wins back-to-back World Cups, takes the second trophy, lays down in his hotel bedroom for one more time,"}, {"start": 3490.7400000000002, "end": 3493.7400000000002, "text": " with one trophy on both sides of his shoulders."}, {"start": 3493.7400000000002, "end": 3498.3, "text": " He posted Instagram posted as the most Instagram likes ever probably like two or three billion"}, {"start": 3499.5000000000005, "end": 3504.5400000000004, "text": " then announces retirement from football as the greatest ever. They hang up a statue of Messi"}, {"start": 3504.5400000000004, "end": 3508.0600000000004, "text": " holding up a goat or maybe a goat holding up Messi. I'm still figuring out the vision for it."}, {"start": 3508.6200000000003, "end": 3514.0600000000004, "text": " Then Messi buys the MLS, buys La Liga and manages Argentina for the next 40 years."}, {"start": 3515.9, "end": 3519.5000000000005, "text": " Another big chance off a corner kick for Argentina."}, {"start": 3519.5, "end": 3526.5, "text": " That's not prediction."}, {"start": 3526.5, "end": 3528.5, "text": " Dope, dope, dope."}, {"start": 3528.5, "end": 3532.5, "text": " Hey bro, it's not glazed, it's called ball knowledge."}, {"start": 3532.5, "end": 3533.5, "text": " Ball knowledge."}, {"start": 3533.5, "end": 3534.5, "text": " Message to go."}, {"start": 3534.5, "end": 3541.5, "text": " Period."}, {"start": 3541.5, "end": 3543.5, "text": " Bro is bouncing on it."}, {"start": 3543.5, "end": 3544.34, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 3548.84, "end": 3551.72, "text": " Switzerland don't want to die wandering here."}, {"start": 3551.72, "end": 3553.82, "text": " I've done really well to get to the border"}, {"start": 3553.82, "end": 3557.82, "text": " final small country of a nine million population."}, {"start": 3558.74, "end": 3563.58, "text": " Nine million population and they're in the top eight."}, {"start": 3563.58, "end": 3565.26, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 3567.5, "end": 3570.42, "text": " You're telling me USA has a population"}, {"start": 3570.42, "end": 3576.62, "text": " almost 400 million people and we got the shit kicked out of us by Belgium"}, {"start": 3576.62, "end": 3581.46, "text": " Switzerland has made it further in the world cup with 9 million people then"}, {"start": 3581.46, "end": 3584.58, "text": " USA made it with 400 million"}, {"start": 3587.46, "end": 3590.9, "text": " Norway had 5 million"}, {"start": 3590.9, "end": 3608.14, "text": " Okay, but Jack, to be fair, Norway has Holland, Switzerland doesn't have like a superstar"}, {"start": 3608.14, "end": 3610.1, "text": " caliber player like Holland, bro."}, {"start": 3610.1, "end": 3612.7400000000002, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 3612.7400000000002, "end": 3618.34, "text": " And that time Martina is up to go direct into Julian Alvarez, and they break the pressure again"}, {"start": 3618.34, "end": 3624.42, "text": " So that's the challenge with Switzerland as you come press them Argentina comfortable. I'm good enough technically to break you down"}, {"start": 3626.1000000000004, "end": 3628.1000000000004, "text": " Zaka, okay"}, {"start": 3628.1000000000004, "end": 3631.78, "text": " Buddy, we're not going to put Zaka in the same conversation as Holland"}, {"start": 3633.46, "end": 3635.46, "text": " We're not doing that, bro"}, {"start": 3635.46, "end": 3638.46, "text": " That's it, he's gonna cut off the supply line"}, {"start": 3638.46, "end": 3639.46, "text": " Alvarez!"}, {"start": 3639.46, "end": 3644.46, "text": " He's coaching before the game, he's trying to cut the supply line, but we're not gonna put a dark dog on him"}, {"start": 3648.46, "end": 3650.46, "text": " Sometimes it might be the only answer"}, {"start": 3651.46, "end": 3654.46, "text": " I don't think that would work either, not probably not"}, {"start": 3656.46, "end": 3663.46, "text": " Paul's touch is heavy, he gave a slip cylinder chance to break with Endoy again"}, {"start": 3663.46, "end": 3669.7, "text": " space has troubled them. Look at that uncompromising defending from Romero that time."}, {"start": 3673.14, "end": 3677.2200000000003, "text": " Kind of give off the vibe that they really don't like being attacked at all."}, {"start": 3677.78, "end": 3689.14, "text": " With that, it almost the same of an instance. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, great challenge."}, {"start": 3689.14, "end": 3693.74, "text": " Yes, the challenger man, he goes down to hurt afterwards, wins some treatment."}, {"start": 3693.74, "end": 3695.3399999999997, "text": " L-Alcoholic!"}, {"start": 3696.3399999999997, "end": 3699.3399999999997, "text": " It's sparkling water. Are you a psychopath, man?"}, {"start": 3699.3399999999997, "end": 3703.54, "text": " Saying, well, why? The play doesn't need to be stopped, and this is a head injury."}, {"start": 3706.94, "end": 3707.94, "text": " They've got a point."}, {"start": 3707.94, "end": 3715.3399999999997, "text": " Yeah, they do. It's frustrating as a player, because you never know when the referee's gonna stop the player or not, and they do it at their discretion."}, {"start": 3715.34, "end": 3721.34, "text": " So gentlemen, let me get this straight. Norway makes it to the quarterfinals with a population of 5 million people."}, {"start": 3721.34, "end": 3726.34, "text": " Switzerland makes it to the quarterfinals with a population of 9 million people."}, {"start": 3726.34, "end": 3737.34, "text": " And the United States of America got the shit kicked out of us in the round of 16 with 400 million people."}, {"start": 3737.34, "end": 3747.46, "text": " Like I understand football is not our main sport. We have NFL. We have basketball. We have baseball, but bro"}, {"start": 3748.78, "end": 3751.5, "text": " 400 million people are we dead ass yo"}, {"start": 3755.02, "end": 3762.3, "text": " We get on Tuesday from Dallas what a game France against Spain guys 400 million people"}, {"start": 3762.3, "end": 3770.04, "text": " Well, you're low key right though you said okay like bro think about it to chat India"}, {"start": 3770.04, "end": 3779.04, "text": " has a lot of people India's like never had a good World Cup team has India ever made"}, {"start": 3779.04, "end": 3786.0800000000004, "text": " the World Cup I feel like I would have heard about that wait but India's low key the same"}, {"start": 3786.0800000000004, "end": 3791.8, "text": " as USA to where India has like they focus on other sports still in doubt they have cricket"}, {"start": 3791.8, "end": 3792.8, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3792.8, "end": 3795.8, "text": " Hey, focus on cricket."}, {"start": 3795.8, "end": 3799.8, "text": " Bro, screw, catch, screw!"}, {"start": 3799.8, "end": 3806.8, "text": " And remember, since Paredes came off the field, the trainer came on and asked to wait a minute."}, {"start": 3806.8, "end": 3809.8, "text": " So, a bit of a missed opportunity there."}, {"start": 3809.8, "end": 3811.8, "text": " Switzerland playing up a man."}, {"start": 3811.8, "end": 3814.8, "text": " I assume Femi Martinez will take his time here."}, {"start": 3814.8, "end": 3816.8, "text": " Bro, but then again, chat, that's coke, coke, coke."}, {"start": 3816.8, "end": 3822.5800000000004, "text": " because bro Switzerland has other sports they do skiing they do bobsledding they"}, {"start": 3822.5800000000004, "end": 3828.54, "text": " do tennis ever heard of ever heard of Roger Federer bro that's cope cope cope"}, {"start": 3828.54, "end": 3834.1200000000003, "text": " such war because bro Switzerland has other sports too they share ever heard"}, {"start": 3834.12, "end": 3836.12, "text": " Roger Federer, buddy."}, {"start": 3844.2, "end": 3852.04, "text": " And they have the Swiss Alps. Bro, I just don't know. I don't know. USA is just so ass at this port."}, {"start": 3859.24, "end": 3859.74, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 3860.92, "end": 3863.4, "text": " Wait, wait, wait. Oh, shit. Oh, shit."}, {"start": 3864.12, "end": 3869.04, "text": " We rather lost track of the ball and that's kind of the way it's gone for Switzerland so far"}, {"start": 3869.92, "end": 3871.92, "text": " They can't quite make it right"}, {"start": 3873.96, "end": 3877.9, "text": " They broke press Conor McGregor looks like the hog rider wait dead ass"}, {"start": 3877.9, "end": 3882.12, "text": " Unfortunately for them Zachariah just lets it run under his foot down a bounce"}, {"start": 3882.72, "end": 3884.72, "text": " Conor McGregor looks like the hog rider"}, {"start": 3889.92, "end": 3893.5, "text": " Great scenes around the stadium the Argentine they hear the crowd"}, {"start": 3894.12, "end": 3896.12, "text": " voice"}, {"start": 3896.12, "end": 3898.12, "text": " my god is that"}, {"start": 3898.12, "end": 3900.12, "text": " well done"}, {"start": 3900.12, "end": 3902.12, "text": " wait"}, {"start": 3908.12, "end": 3910.12, "text": " there is no passion"}, {"start": 3910.12, "end": 3912.12, "text": " there is no aggression"}, {"start": 3912.12, "end": 3914.12, "text": " there is no fucking mind set"}, {"start": 3914.12, "end": 3916.12, "text": " in this woodblock club"}, {"start": 3924.12, "end": 3929.12, "text": " Nothing beats the classics though."}, {"start": 3929.12, "end": 3944.12, "text": " If Messi wins the World Cup, do you think he's going to say,"}, {"start": 3944.12, "end": 3952.2, "text": " say, Gitch, it's all of that, out of all of it. It's all of that. Do you think he's going"}, {"start": 3952.2, "end": 3953.2, "text": " to do that?"}, {"start": 3953.2, "end": 3960.7599999999998, "text": " Coming up to the hour mark, Chad, it's a pretty big trend right now. It's a pretty big trend"}, {"start": 3960.7599999999998, "end": 3965.64, "text": " right now, bro. It's all of it."}, {"start": 3995.64, "end": 4000.7999999999997, "text": " We saw it with Alvetti earlier, willing to step forward and create a numerical advantage."}, {"start": 4000.7999999999997, "end": 4010.68, "text": " So, Jack, as long as Messi holds on to this lead, I will get to see Messi in person with my own eyes."}, {"start": 4013.52, "end": 4017.7599999999998, "text": " Guys, that's crazy. That's going to be the most or I've ever felt in person before."}, {"start": 4017.76, "end": 4027.76, "text": " Because maybe they're gonna be the one that saves me."}, {"start": 4027.76, "end": 4036.0, "text": " It's like by Molina, Hernandez helps a long nest attack with some fluency to it, comes"}, {"start": 4036.0, "end": 4038.0, "text": " out to Talia Fico."}, {"start": 4038.0, "end": 4047.5200000000004, "text": " Talia Fico, Talia Fico, Talia Fico, Talia Fico, Talia Fico, come on Argentina, come on."}, {"start": 4047.52, "end": 4059.04, "text": " You should start watching wrestling yo bro chat should I tell him you should start watching"}, {"start": 4059.04, "end": 4066.52, "text": " wrestling bro should I tell him you know what I'm gonna tell you because my best friend's"}, {"start": 4066.52, "end": 4074.64, "text": " dad told me and it ruined my life when I was 10 it's all fake."}, {"start": 4074.64, "end": 4084.16, "text": " is fake bro it's fake it's all fake all of it it's all fake I didn't okay I told"}, {"start": 4084.16, "end": 4087.8399999999997, "text": " you because my best friend's dad told me when I was like tanning room that I"}, {"start": 4087.8399999999997, "end": 4093.56, "text": " WWE is fake bro none of that shit's real it's all scripted bro I didn't know"}, {"start": 4093.56, "end": 4096.5599999999995, "text": " that and then it got dropped on me so now what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna drop"}, {"start": 4096.5599999999995, "end": 4100.72, "text": " the bomb on your chest bro I just dropped that bomb on you now listen"}, {"start": 4100.72, "end": 4106.72, "text": " I don't know what type of parent I'm gonna be not that I have a kid yet before people turn into idiots. I"}, {"start": 4107.5, "end": 4109.66, "text": " Might be the type of parent to tell my kid"}, {"start": 4112.14, "end": 4114.14, "text": " Actually, I should I even say this let me go"}, {"start": 4117.06, "end": 4119.06, "text": " Santa's not real dude"}, {"start": 4120.46, "end": 4122.46, "text": " Look Santa's not real dude"}, {"start": 4124.240000000001, "end": 4127.900000000001, "text": " But yeah, I don't know what I should do it like should I be"}, {"start": 4127.9, "end": 4133.92, "text": " Cap he is yo buddy. You want to know how I know Santa's not real?"}, {"start": 4136.82, "end": 4139.82, "text": " Actually, I'll let you figure that one out on yourself bro. Listen, bro. I"}, {"start": 4140.66, "end": 4145.0199999999995, "text": " Don't know if I'm gonna be the type of guy where I tell my kid Santa's not real"}, {"start": 4150.66, "end": 4153.639999999999, "text": " Thanks now I'm gonna do cocaine what"}, {"start": 4157.9, "end": 4159.9, "text": " Easily clear the Zambolo."}, {"start": 4159.9, "end": 4161.9, "text": " Zambolo!"}, {"start": 4161.9, "end": 4164.9, "text": " Oh no. Oh no no no no. This is bad. This is bad."}, {"start": 4164.9, "end": 4166.9, "text": " Got a couple 20 map readers in the middle."}, {"start": 4166.9, "end": 4169.9, "text": " Zambolo's in the middle. It's still in Doi."}, {"start": 4169.9, "end": 4173.9, "text": " And again, that Washingtonian defense gets the block in."}, {"start": 4175.9, "end": 4176.9, "text": " Well this almost went real..."}, {"start": 4176.9, "end": 4178.9, "text": " Guys, I'm gonna keep it a buck with you."}, {"start": 4178.9, "end": 4180.9, "text": " I don't know what's happening with Argentina right now."}, {"start": 4180.9, "end": 4183.9, "text": " I'm gonna need them to wake up here. They need to score like three goals."}, {"start": 4183.9, "end": 4188.9, "text": " Because bro, it's about momentum going into the semis. If you're about to play England, you need momentum."}, {"start": 4188.9, "end": 4194.9, "text": " Clear it out for a corner. By the way, it took 72 seconds to take that free kick."}, {"start": 4204.9, "end": 4209.9, "text": " You're so behind. Dude, tell me why people were in my chat today."}, {"start": 4209.9, "end": 4214.0599999999995, "text": " We're saying that we were behind when we were watching the game live in person"}, {"start": 4215.179999999999, "end": 4217.179999999999, "text": " Like I don't find no"}, {"start": 4217.339999999999, "end": 4221.74, "text": " Jobbies tell me why somebody was saying we're behind when we were watching in person"}, {"start": 4222.66, "end": 4224.66, "text": " Bradley thinking with the father of kitten"}, {"start": 4224.7, "end": 4230.54, "text": " JV the good friend. You were though. No, I wasn't so they are comfortable in these moments"}, {"start": 4230.54, "end": 4236.78, "text": " They haven't played a team like Argentina, but they will feel confident that they'll create chances to score the ball"}, {"start": 4236.78, "end": 4242.78, "text": " Love from Estonia. Love you, bro. Love you, my boy."}, {"start": 4244.78, "end": 4246.78, "text": " Rami Shakka."}, {"start": 4246.78, "end": 4248.78, "text": " Shakka."}, {"start": 4248.78, "end": 4266.78, "text": " come on Argentina don't concede don't concede"}, {"start": 4266.78, "end": 4269.86, "text": " I'm trying to take the Argentina out, I don't think that's gonna happen."}, {"start": 4269.86, "end": 4270.36, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 4270.36, "end": 4274.44, "text": " Layed off towards Froyola there, who nearly had a chance to break through."}, {"start": 4274.44, "end": 4276.44, "text": " And Dory to help it on."}, {"start": 4276.44, "end": 4280.12, "text": " Reader Wyne, Rodriguez with the cross, and Dory's header!"}, {"start": 4280.12, "end": 4283.88, "text": " Eaten away by Martinez, had to be shot there."}, {"start": 4285.98, "end": 4287.98, "text": " That was more like it from Switzerland."}, {"start": 4287.98, "end": 4289.98, "text": " What is Argentina doing?"}, {"start": 4290.58, "end": 4293.58, "text": " What are we doing, bro? What are we doing?"}, {"start": 4294.219999999999, "end": 4296.219999999999, "text": " They may not do it at the heart of that."}, {"start": 4296.78, "end": 4308.48, "text": " what one messy messy said I'll do it myself me huh sending hatred from Sri"}, {"start": 4308.48, "end": 4316.8, "text": " Lanka appreciate that bro hatred from Sri Lanka are you see it like a long"}, {"start": 4316.8, "end": 4326.719999999999, "text": " range and there is one that was sexy what club does that guy play at"}, {"start": 4326.72, "end": 4332.72, "text": " Yo chap, what club does Jacques play at? That shop was sexy as fuck."}, {"start": 4332.72, "end": 4334.72, "text": " Keeps the rebound next to him."}, {"start": 4336.72, "end": 4338.72, "text": " Sunderland?"}, {"start": 4342.72, "end": 4345.72, "text": " Just beginning to move up a gear old."}, {"start": 4345.72, "end": 4347.72, "text": " Wait, he plays at Sunderland?"}, {"start": 4349.72, "end": 4351.72, "text": " Miho."}, {"start": 4351.72, "end": 4354.360000000001, "text": " Yo, Sunderland? Oh, brother."}, {"start": 4354.860000000001, "end": 4357.360000000001, "text": " Brother, brother, brother. Rest in peace, bro."}, {"start": 4357.76, "end": 4359.64, "text": " Rest in peace to that career, man."}, {"start": 4361.9800000000005, "end": 4363.780000000001, "text": " Rest in peace to that career, man."}, {"start": 4366.92, "end": 4368.06, "text": " Sunderland?"}, {"start": 4368.06, "end": 4373.42, "text": " was an invincible, a prior labor quiescent, and they won the title in one unbeatable season."}, {"start": 4374.46, "end": 4380.860000000001, "text": " Because maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me"}, {"start": 4383.34, "end": 4389.900000000001, "text": " and after all you're my wonder wow"}, {"start": 4392.06, "end": 4393.34, "text": " not argentinian defense"}, {"start": 4393.34, "end": 4402.9400000000005, "text": " Jinx you watch Blue Lock already didn't watch Blue Lock only a true egoist would take that shot"}, {"start": 4402.9400000000005, "end": 4406.04, "text": " I watched like eight episodes and then quit"}, {"start": 4423.34, "end": 4440.46, "text": " Wait, I was just chilling. I thought this game was over. Wait, no, no. I thought this game"}, {"start": 4440.46, "end": 4442.46, "text": " He was totally over."}, {"start": 4452.46, "end": 4454.46, "text": " I thought this game was over!"}, {"start": 4470.46, "end": 4473.46, "text": " How sweet it is for Smith's a win. One-one."}, {"start": 4476.46, "end": 4478.46, "text": " Chill out, FIFA won't let them lose."}, {"start": 4478.46, "end": 4480.46, "text": " Bro, are you dumb?"}, {"start": 4480.46, "end": 4482.46, "text": " You actually think this is rigged?"}, {"start": 4482.46, "end": 4484.46, "text": " Like, are you fucking stupid, bro?"}, {"start": 4485.46, "end": 4489.46, "text": " Bro, if Messi didn't score and assist last game, they would have already been out, bro."}, {"start": 4489.46, "end": 4491.46, "text": " This shit is not rigged. Shut the fuck up!"}, {"start": 4492.46, "end": 4494.46, "text": " Alright, now I actually have to lock in."}, {"start": 4494.46, "end": 4496.46, "text": " Bro, I thought this was gonna be a chill-ass game."}, {"start": 4496.46, "end": 4498.46, "text": " I thought it was gonna be a chill-ass game, bro."}, {"start": 4498.46, "end": 4499.46, "text": " I didn't think it was gonna be..."}, {"start": 4500.46, "end": 4507.94, "text": " Bro, every game has been a stress fast, bro."}, {"start": 4507.94, "end": 4513.42, "text": " Capoverde, Egypt, and now Switzerland."}, {"start": 4513.42, "end": 4516.14, "text": " Every game has been stressful."}, {"start": 4516.14, "end": 4517.66, "text": " Every game has been stressful."}, {"start": 4517.66, "end": 4522.7, "text": " Man, somebody make myself abundantly clear when I say this."}, {"start": 4522.7, "end": 4527.62, "text": " If you don't ban these absolute cocksuckers spamming Pessie, I swear to God I'm going"}, {"start": 4527.62, "end": 4528.62, "text": " to lose it."}, {"start": 4528.62, "end": 4533.62, "text": " The World Cup is not rigged, stop being a brainwashed, delusional idiot."}, {"start": 4533.62, "end": 4537.12, "text": " You're falling for the Twitter propaganda, I've asked all of them."}, {"start": 4538.12, "end": 4539.12, "text": " What, bro?"}, {"start": 4541.12, "end": 4544.12, "text": " GOOOOO!"}, {"start": 4546.12, "end": 4550.62, "text": " So, my number one top moderator is hate-watching-messy."}, {"start": 4550.62, "end": 4553.12, "text": " This is a disgusting fucking chat sometimes, bro."}, {"start": 4553.12, "end": 4554.12, "text": " DERRASS!"}, {"start": 4554.12, "end": 4558.599999999999, "text": " An Argentine would have been wrackled before at this world cup."}, {"start": 4558.599999999999, "end": 4564.12, "text": " And they'd always come out on the right side of the result."}, {"start": 4564.12, "end": 4565.5599999999995, "text": " Bro, now this game's closed."}, {"start": 4565.5599999999995, "end": 4567.0599999999995, "text": " They have nine lives."}, {"start": 4567.0599999999995, "end": 4569.0599999999995, "text": " Now this game's closed."}, {"start": 4569.0599999999995, "end": 4570.84, "text": " Can they get out of jail one more time?"}, {"start": 4570.84, "end": 4574.92, "text": " But they have a real test now."}, {"start": 4574.92, "end": 4576.12, "text": " Two changes coming up."}, {"start": 4576.12, "end": 4578.5599999999995, "text": " I don't make it clear as what Argentine needs to do."}, {"start": 4578.5599999999995, "end": 4583.28, "text": " Push Messi out to the right wing and just give him the ball."}, {"start": 4583.28, "end": 4585.0, "text": " He's not getting the ball nearly enough."}, {"start": 4585.0, "end": 4586.599999999999, "text": " Push Messi out to the right wing"}, {"start": 4586.599999999999, "end": 4589.16, "text": " and just force feed him the ball, bro."}, {"start": 4589.16, "end": 4591.12, "text": " Give him the fucking ball."}, {"start": 4591.12, "end": 4592.719999999999, "text": " I think this is about Mark."}, {"start": 4592.719999999999, "end": 4594.48, "text": " What's happened is the referee has cautioned"}, {"start": 4594.48, "end": 4596.5199999999995, "text": " the Argentinian player for a final challenge."}, {"start": 4596.5199999999995, "end": 4598.92, "text": " And what he believes is the VR believes that"}, {"start": 4598.92, "end": 4601.12, "text": " there was no contact and therefore the yellow card"}, {"start": 4601.12, "end": 4601.96, "text": " is unjust."}, {"start": 4602.88, "end": 4605.12, "text": " Why do you act like you know football?"}, {"start": 4605.12, "end": 4606.84, "text": " I played for 14 years."}, {"start": 4608.5599999999995, "end": 4609.4, "text": " Anybody at home?"}, {"start": 4609.4, "end": 4611.84, "text": " I played for 14 years, bro."}, {"start": 4611.84, "end": 4614.28, "text": " I played football for more years than I streamed."}, {"start": 4616.56, "end": 4619.24, "text": " And that wouldn't, to me, this would be very harsh"}, {"start": 4619.24, "end": 4622.360000000001, "text": " if you'd give a second yellow card for simulation."}, {"start": 4622.360000000001, "end": 4623.6, "text": " So can he mark?"}, {"start": 4623.6, "end": 4628.1, "text": " LandforgePC with the 50 gifted subs."}, {"start": 4628.1, "end": 4639.780000000001, "text": " landfords with the 50 gifted subscriptions landfords you demand"}, {"start": 4639.78, "end": 4646.44, "text": " And Alon Maron was eventually given the yellow card and in this situation again"}, {"start": 4646.44, "end": 4651.179999999999, "text": " it should be reversed and the yellow card should go to the Swiss plan on 40s already on a yellow card"}, {"start": 4651.179999999999, "end": 4655.7, "text": " but it was tough so he could end up giving a second yellow card. Wait this could be a red card for Switzerland?"}, {"start": 4655.7, "end": 4658.5, "text": " This is huge. This is absolutely huge. Red card for Switzerland?"}, {"start": 4658.5, "end": 4662.139999999999, "text": " He did move his leg to make sure it hit Paredes."}, {"start": 4662.139999999999, "end": 4669.58, "text": " After the review there is no foul for number five and number seven there is a clear simulation"}, {"start": 4669.58, "end": 4672.58, "text": " Back of the season, yellow card number seven."}, {"start": 4672.58, "end": 4675.58, "text": " Oh, wow. Oh, wow."}, {"start": 4675.58, "end": 4680.58, "text": " And in that instance, all hell is going to break."}, {"start": 4680.58, "end": 4687.58, "text": " Lucia Switzerland are absolutely furious at that turn of the dense."}, {"start": 4690.58, "end": 4693.58, "text": " You asked the key question, I think, there, Landon."}, {"start": 4693.58, "end": 4697.58, "text": " Could you have just wiped out the yellow card, and then we get on with the game."}, {"start": 4697.58, "end": 4703.34, "text": " 11-11. Now Switzerland at out of 10 and with all the hullabaloo about the Egypt"}, {"start": 4703.34, "end": 4709.0199999999995, "text": " game and Egypt's protests afterwards feeling that Argentina had got the"}, {"start": 4709.0199999999995, "end": 4716.38, "text": " benefits of the doubt with decisions. Yeah this is probably not gonna dispel"}, {"start": 4716.38, "end": 4719.94, "text": " any thoughts that people had about Argentina getting the benefit of the"}, {"start": 4719.9400000000005, "end": 4728.88, "text": " down. Guillermo Pacheco at Mexico is the video assistant referee involved. Wait, but low"}, {"start": 4728.88, "end": 4736.540000000001, "text": " key that is a yellow. Mark again, is he able to just overturn McCall and not give a yellow"}, {"start": 4736.540000000001, "end": 4740.38, "text": " or does he have to give a yellow there? Not when the VR's involved because they made"}, {"start": 4740.38, "end": 4745.42, "text": " this new law change at the start of this World Cup that they didn't want to give him a yellow"}, {"start": 4745.42, "end": 4750.18, "text": " a yellow card when it plays, giving an advantage by basically cheating."}, {"start": 4750.18, "end": 4752.78, "text": " This is not an act of that. I believe this is harsh."}, {"start": 4752.78, "end": 4757.46, "text": " I don't believe Mbolo in that situation was trying to create a cheating moment."}, {"start": 4757.46, "end": 4759.38, "text": " I believe he just fell to the floor."}, {"start": 4759.38, "end": 4762.38, "text": " And because the referees give that yellow card, that's the issue."}, {"start": 4762.38, "end": 4765.34, "text": " If the referee hadn't given the yellow card, then nothing would have happened."}, {"start": 4765.34, "end": 4768.5, "text": " But because he's given the yellow card to the Argentinian player,"}, {"start": 4768.5, "end": 4771.46, "text": " the way the rule is, and the way the player has got the act,"}, {"start": 4771.46, "end": 4774.66, "text": " they can then reverse them, unfortunately, and I think it's harsh"}, {"start": 4774.66, "end": 4777.66, "text": " that is being given a second yellow card."}, {"start": 4777.66, "end": 4779.66, "text": " Wait, that does suck."}, {"start": 4781.66, "end": 4784.66, "text": " Wait, that sucks."}, {"start": 4784.66, "end": 4788.66, "text": " It certainly is, and people will always feel like some things are benefiting from the decisions."}, {"start": 4788.66, "end": 4791.66, "text": " And again, Argentina have benefited from this decision."}, {"start": 4791.66, "end": 4794.66, "text": " It's correct in law, but I don't believe it's in the spirit of the game"}, {"start": 4794.66, "end": 4798.66, "text": " and the way it was written the law originally and what it was intended for."}, {"start": 4798.66, "end": 4800.66, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 4800.66, "end": 4806.66, "text": " He, watching it in, he clearly felt the tackle coming and started to go down early."}, {"start": 4806.66, "end": 4807.66, "text": " I definitely agree with that."}, {"start": 4807.66, "end": 4812.66, "text": " I would just like to see a world where you're not sending a player off in that instance."}, {"start": 4816.66, "end": 4818.66, "text": " Talk about drama."}, {"start": 4818.66, "end": 4824.66, "text": " This world got Argentina at the center of so many stories."}, {"start": 4824.66, "end": 4838.5, "text": " I'm okay with because you also don't want this to get a yellow card for a foul. He didn't make. Oh"}, {"start": 4838.5, "end": 4846.3, "text": " tell you feature we can head it down here so I'm okay with that part I just hate to see him"}, {"start": 4846.3, "end": 4850.34, "text": " Bolo get a second yellow and now his world cup is likely over."}, {"start": 4850.34, "end": 4851.34, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 4851.34, "end": 4855.74, "text": " Because he'd be done in the same year, wouldn't he?"}, {"start": 4855.74, "end": 4856.74, "text": " That's right."}, {"start": 4856.74, "end": 4862.1, "text": " Wait, so Chad, just to understand the rule, because I didn't know what was happening,"}, {"start": 4862.1, "end": 4867.9400000000005, "text": " the announcer just said, because Argentina got a yellow, but then VAR ruled that it was"}, {"start": 4867.9400000000005, "end": 4873.42, "text": " false instead of just wiping the yellow they had to give it to the Swiss player, is that"}, {"start": 4873.42, "end": 4875.58, "text": " what he just said?"}, {"start": 4875.58, "end": 4879.42, "text": " That's the dumbest rule ever."}, {"start": 4879.42, "end": 4884.14, "text": " Why would you not just wipe the call?"}, {"start": 4884.14, "end": 4886.86, "text": " It's because he dove."}, {"start": 4886.86, "end": 4890.22, "text": " I know, but that's like the direct opposite of what the announcer just said."}, {"start": 4890.22, "end": 4893.34, "text": " The announcer just said the only reason why that yellow was given to him was because there"}, {"start": 4893.34, "end": 4897.42, "text": " was already a yellow out, but then they ruled the yellow as not a yellow, so they had to"}, {"start": 4897.42, "end": 4903.94, "text": " transfer the yellow to him."}, {"start": 4903.9400000000005, "end": 4907.9800000000005, "text": " I would be honest bro like I like you could definitely call it a foul but"}, {"start": 4907.9800000000005, "end": 4913.740000000001, "text": " bro I disagree with giving the Swiss player a red for that bro a red card"}, {"start": 4913.740000000001, "end": 4920.3, "text": " means he's out of the game and if they win he's out of the semi-finals as well"}, {"start": 4928.06, "end": 4932.460000000001, "text": " it's only a yellow not a red no I know but it's just it's his second yellow"}, {"start": 4932.46, "end": 4939.1, "text": " though so it's basically a red bro but I mean like so you get yellows for"}, {"start": 4939.1, "end": 4943.7, "text": " flopping but it's just the problem with that is like I agree with the rule of"}, {"start": 4943.7, "end": 4947.74, "text": " giving yellows for flopping but the problem is everyone flops and it gets"}, {"start": 4947.74, "end": 4952.46, "text": " called 10% of the time like dude in the last 10 World Cup games I've watched"}, {"start": 4952.46, "end": 4958.14, "text": " I've seen probably 85 flops I've seen two of them be yellow cards I've seen two"}, {"start": 4958.14, "end": 4966.660000000001, "text": " them be yellow cards. Like bro I've seen in the last 10 World Cup games I've"}, {"start": 4966.660000000001, "end": 4971.660000000001, "text": " watched, I've seen 95 flops and dives and I've seen maybe two yellow cards for it."}, {"start": 4971.660000000001, "end": 4978.42, "text": " I saw one in the USA Paraguay game in groups and then I saw one here."}, {"start": 4978.42, "end": 4987.42, "text": " two yellow cuts the second well a very contentious decision originally it was a yellow card for"}, {"start": 4987.42, "end": 4994.42, "text": " Leandro Paredes then VAR looked at it and decided it was a piece of simulation for the"}, {"start": 4994.42, "end": 4999.42, "text": " down the booking by Enpolo he'd already got a yellow he got a second yellow and now Switzerland"}, {"start": 4999.42, "end": 5004.42, "text": " are down to 10 man but it is 1-1 you've got another point you want to make here Landon"}, {"start": 5004.42, "end": 5008.18, "text": " I just he did initiate falling down"}, {"start": 5008.66, "end": 5013.3, "text": " But the reason I've been in that position a million times part of this is coming in really hard"}, {"start": 5013.3, "end": 5017.38, "text": " And so you're almost in a way of protecting yourself a little as you go down"}, {"start": 5017.38, "end": 5020.1, "text": " But I do have to say it was simulated"}, {"start": 5020.1, "end": 5026.9800000000005, "text": " He was trying to get the foul and or the yellow card, but again the look chat all I'm gonna say is this bro"}, {"start": 5028.78, "end": 5033.54, "text": " If you give people a yellow card for blatantly flopping that's fine"}, {"start": 5034.42, "end": 5039.9400000000005, "text": " But I've seen 95% of the flops in this tournament not get called."}, {"start": 5041.78, "end": 5042.74, "text": " Not get called at all."}, {"start": 5049.9400000000005, "end": 5050.74, "text": " Maybe 99%."}, {"start": 5055.62, "end": 5057.62, "text": " Yeah, maybe 99%. I've seen two."}, {"start": 5058.82, "end": 5063.78, "text": " I've seen two people flop, get a yellow. I saw one in the USA Paraguay game and I saw one in"}, {"start": 5063.78, "end": 5069.94, "text": " in this game. Those are the only two games I've seen somebody get a booking for a yellow."}, {"start": 5069.94, "end": 5075.86, "text": " So like, is it a rule? Is it not a rule? Why are we not enforcing it? I decided to understand,"}, {"start": 5075.86, "end": 5079.98, "text": " bro. Bro, I'm telling you, man, the biggest problem with football and the downfall of"}, {"start": 5079.98, "end": 5085.5, "text": " this sport and what it always has been is there's too much gray area and rules and there's"}, {"start": 5085.5, "end": 5090.82, "text": " too much perception. Like, oh, this could be perceived as this. The rules are glorious"}, {"start": 5090.82, "end": 5093.82, "text": " fucking football. That's the biggest problem with the sport, bro."}, {"start": 5102.82, "end": 5109.82, "text": " It's only Argentina, bro. You're trying to tell me you think Argentina is the only team ever that's ever had bad calls?"}, {"start": 5120.82, "end": 5134.0199999999995, "text": " this game. Chad, the ref in the Croatia-Portugal game was terrible. That guy ripped a goal"}, {"start": 5134.0199999999995, "end": 5139.5, "text": " from Croatia in the 93rd minute, which was their equalizer because the ball hit somebody's"}, {"start": 5139.5, "end": 5142.98, "text": " hair follicle. Like, bro, football's gone, bro."}, {"start": 5142.98, "end": 5149.28, "text": " You got Messi, the late football, Gonzalez is on the chase here, but..."}, {"start": 5149.28, "end": 5155.14, "text": " Football's gone, bro. Listen, man, if you can start using hair follicles to retract goals"}, {"start": 5155.14, "end": 5158.1, "text": " from people, the football's gone, bro. The glory days are over."}, {"start": 5158.1, "end": 5163.38, "text": " Hey, bro, we grew up in the glory days. If you're in your 20s, 19s, 18s, you watched"}, {"start": 5163.38, "end": 5168.86, "text": " Bar\u00e7a vs. Madrid, prime Messi, prime Ronaldo. It's never going to get back to that point,"}, {"start": 5168.86, "end": 5173.54, "text": " VAR is going to run this sport into the fucking ground, and the officiating is going to run"}, {"start": 5173.54, "end": 5175.299999999999, "text": " this sport into the fucking ground, man."}, {"start": 5175.299999999999, "end": 5183.139999999999, "text": " That's the cold hard truth of the shit."}, {"start": 5183.139999999999, "end": 5187.219999999999, "text": " The fact that Croatia's goal was taken from them because it hit somebody's hair follicle"}, {"start": 5187.219999999999, "end": 5188.219999999999, "text": " is just stupid."}, {"start": 5188.22, "end": 5194.38, "text": " got sent off the US defendant for 30 minutes a player down and actually scored a goal to go up to"}, {"start": 5194.38, "end": 5203.42, "text": " zero so it's not impossible but no means is this game over but the task is very steep and very difficult"}, {"start": 5203.42, "end": 5210.38, "text": " for Switzerland now. Also like there's instances of good VAR and terrible VAR. Do you guys remember"}, {"start": 5210.38, "end": 5216.7, "text": " Harry Kane's goal or no Mexico's goal against England when Harry Kane was kicking the ball"}, {"start": 5216.7, "end": 5220.46, "text": " and then the Mexico player intentionally put his foot in front of Harry,"}, {"start": 5220.46, "end": 5223.34, "text": " and then Harry hit his leg and then it turned into a pen for Mexico."}, {"start": 5223.98, "end": 5227.0199999999995, "text": " Like, that's an example of bad VAR."}, {"start": 5227.0199999999995, "end": 5232.62, "text": " Coach, you grew up in the same neighborhood, 200 meters down the road, from, uh, towards the Federer."}, {"start": 5236.78, "end": 5239.5, "text": " I like how as soon as the United States is hosting matches,"}, {"start": 5239.5, "end": 5242.46, "text": " everything is being labeled as rigged, and VAR this, VAR that."}, {"start": 5242.46, "end": 5248.3, "text": " you're wrong in the 2022 World Cup everybody said that World Cup was"}, {"start": 5248.3, "end": 5258.22, "text": " rigged. Wrong. Literally just an incorrect statement."}, {"start": 5258.22, "end": 5261.1, "text": " Fifteen goals for Chelsea this past season."}, {"start": 5261.1, "end": 5266.38, "text": " Even though they languished in the middle of the table in the end."}, {"start": 5266.38, "end": 5268.38, "text": " Come on, Messi."}, {"start": 5273.38, "end": 5275.38, "text": " Come on, Messi."}, {"start": 5277.38, "end": 5279.38, "text": " Come on, Messi."}, {"start": 5280.38, "end": 5284.38, "text": " You need us again. He's a player with an eye to goal, all right?"}, {"start": 5284.38, "end": 5286.38, "text": " And, uh, De Paul,"}, {"start": 5286.38, "end": 5289.38, "text": " from the forward you're going through, he's rocked."}, {"start": 5289.38, "end": 5299.38, "text": " Come on, Messi."}, {"start": 5299.38, "end": 5314.38, "text": " Come on, Messi."}, {"start": 5314.38, "end": 5315.38, "text": " There he is."}, {"start": 5315.38, "end": 5316.38, "text": " Messi has the ball."}, {"start": 5316.38, "end": 5318.38, "text": " Messy"}, {"start": 5327.1, "end": 5329.1, "text": " Yeah, it's a new stress yet"}, {"start": 5333.0, "end": 5335.0, "text": " Wait wait Argentina"}, {"start": 5342.3, "end": 5344.3, "text": " Is"}, {"start": 5346.38, "end": 5356.38, "text": " I don't know what to do with it."}, {"start": 5356.38, "end": 5357.38, "text": " Give it to Messi, bro, please."}, {"start": 5357.38, "end": 5358.38, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 5358.38, "end": 5359.38, "text": " Messi wants the 1-2."}, {"start": 5359.38, "end": 5362.38, "text": " That's his area around the edge of the box."}, {"start": 5362.38, "end": 5363.38, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5363.38, "end": 5364.38, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5364.38, "end": 5365.38, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5365.38, "end": 5366.38, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5366.38, "end": 5367.38, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5367.38, "end": 5368.38, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5368.38, "end": 5369.38, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5369.38, "end": 5370.38, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5370.38, "end": 5371.38, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5371.38, "end": 5372.38, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5372.38, "end": 5373.38, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5373.38, "end": 5374.38, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5374.38, "end": 5375.38, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5375.38, "end": 5377.38, "text": " Give me more men."}, {"start": 5377.38, "end": 5379.38, "text": " Eight goals already."}, {"start": 5379.38, "end": 5383.38, "text": " And this work, yeah, Messi."}, {"start": 5383.38, "end": 5385.38, "text": " Eight in five games."}, {"start": 5390.38, "end": 5393.38, "text": " Messi has eight goals. Holy shit, bro."}, {"start": 5393.38, "end": 5395.38, "text": " That's fucking insane."}, {"start": 5395.38, "end": 5397.38, "text": " Shackle around the corner."}, {"start": 5397.38, "end": 5400.38, "text": " And go in a one-on-one with Romero."}, {"start": 5402.38, "end": 5404.38, "text": " What a performance."}, {"start": 5404.38, "end": 5409.1, "text": " from down in Dory, that raised the eyebrows of one of Jim"}, {"start": 5409.1, "end": 5412.7, "text": " Mockinham's forest fans who. Come on, Messi. He's on right"}, {"start": 5412.7, "end": 5414.78, "text": " wing. The best of them. Well, I don't need any Jamiro's"}, {"start": 5414.78, "end": 5418.54, "text": " anyway. Messi's on right wing. The response from Switzerland"}, {"start": 5418.54, "end": 5422.38, "text": " has been to go to a back five. Rodriguez is tucked in as a"}, {"start": 5422.38, "end": 5425.9800000000005, "text": " left center back. So now is a left wing back. You see there."}, {"start": 5425.9800000000005, "end": 5428.62, "text": " Come on, Messi. The same three through the middle. Come on,"}, {"start": 5428.62, "end": 5431.58, "text": " Messi. Up top by himself and he has a really important role."}, {"start": 5431.58, "end": 5434.14, "text": " Not only defensively but he needs to help them relieve the"}, {"start": 5434.14, "end": 5438.88, "text": " pressure anytime the ball goes in you need to draw fouls hold the ball try to"}, {"start": 5438.88, "end": 5443.5, "text": " relieve pressure for even a few minutes at a time can really help them get over"}, {"start": 5443.5, "end": 5446.1, "text": " the finish line"}, {"start": 5446.62, "end": 5452.42, "text": " oh messy messy and here's the opportunity in the fantastic side"}, {"start": 5452.42, "end": 5458.38, "text": " Kerber was out very very quickly messy but the flag was up he looks"}, {"start": 5458.38, "end": 5461.22, "text": " Suspiciously outside. So close"}, {"start": 5463.22, "end": 5465.22, "text": " So close"}, {"start": 5465.38, "end": 5467.38, "text": " He's on"}, {"start": 5468.3, "end": 5475.46, "text": " Very interesting have that gone in in the end. This is so good from poobal. He's almost he was on"}, {"start": 5475.46, "end": 5478.56, "text": " He was on to go down chat. He was on lies is"}, {"start": 5479.54, "end": 5480.74, "text": " messy"}, {"start": 5480.74, "end": 5486.1, "text": " As a trick up his sleeve and stands tall to make the same time Martinez is coming in"}, {"start": 5486.1, "end": 5493.1, "text": " Me, please, please, Martinez please do something for what?"}, {"start": 5493.1, "end": 5496.1, "text": " He's coming on as well."}, {"start": 5496.1, "end": 5498.1, "text": " No, he was on, he was on."}, {"start": 5498.1, "end": 5499.1, "text": " VAR would have ruled that on."}, {"start": 5499.1, "end": 5501.1, "text": " He was on."}, {"start": 5501.1, "end": 5505.1, "text": " 19 remaining."}, {"start": 5505.1, "end": 5507.1, "text": " Chad, 5 minutes still 90 man."}, {"start": 5507.1, "end": 5510.1, "text": " Come on guys, come on."}, {"start": 5510.1, "end": 5512.1, "text": " Messi needs your powers."}, {"start": 5512.1, "end": 5515.1, "text": " Everybody just type, Messi, Messi."}, {"start": 5515.1, "end": 5520.1, "text": " Messi, Messi, Messi, Messi while thrusting the air, do it now."}, {"start": 5520.52, "end": 5523.68, "text": " Messi, Messi, Messi."}, {"start": 5523.68, "end": 5525.56, "text": " He needs y'all's powers, bro."}, {"start": 5527.8, "end": 5530.3, "text": " Don't type PEPSEY, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 5533.820000000001, "end": 5534.660000000001, "text": " Come on, bro."}, {"start": 5534.660000000001, "end": 5537.42, "text": " Nine goals for Messi if he scores here."}, {"start": 5537.42, "end": 5540.0, "text": " Nine goals for Messi if he scores here, come on."}, {"start": 5543.26, "end": 5544.96, "text": " Dude, I can't watch pens right now."}, {"start": 5545.1, "end": 5554.18, "text": " That's too intense bro. I can't watch fans. Come on Messi. I'm not gonna lie. Every Argentina"}, {"start": 5554.18, "end": 5559.14, "text": " game is cinema. Like I don't even want to say every game they play is cinema. Cabo Verde,"}, {"start": 5559.14, "end": 5565.54, "text": " cinema, Egypt, cinema, Switzerland. It's cinema right now. Every game they play is cinema."}, {"start": 5565.54, "end": 5571.54, "text": " They have fucking blood on it."}, {"start": 5571.54, "end": 5579.18, "text": " Okay, let's look at this logically."}, {"start": 5579.18, "end": 5580.9, "text": " There's four minutes until the 90 minute mark."}, {"start": 5580.9, "end": 5584.26, "text": " There's probably going to be five or six minutes of stoppage time."}, {"start": 5584.26, "end": 5587.42, "text": " Notice how it's past six and seven."}, {"start": 5587.42, "end": 5588.58, "text": " So it's going to go to the 96 minute."}, {"start": 5588.58, "end": 5590.94, "text": " What's going to block 30 minutes of extra time?"}, {"start": 5590.94, "end": 5593.3, "text": " It could turn into pens here."}, {"start": 5593.3, "end": 5597.74, "text": " case scenario messy scores right now I pull my wiener out and do a helicopter"}, {"start": 5597.74, "end": 5602.74, "text": " if you know you know if you're under the age of 18 don't look up what a"}, {"start": 5602.74, "end": 5614.46, "text": " helicopter penises oh no oh no oh no oh no shit pass"}, {"start": 5623.3, "end": 5633.3, "text": " I think somebody's at my door."}, {"start": 5633.3, "end": 5639.3, "text": " You can't continue it again with your Sandra Martinez."}, {"start": 5639.3, "end": 5642.3, "text": " His command is broken to the team at the last World Cup,"}, {"start": 5642.3, "end": 5648.3, "text": " but from a really important player, Calister."}, {"start": 5648.3, "end": 5650.3, "text": " Give it to Messi, give it to Messi, bro, please."}, {"start": 5650.3, "end": 5652.3, "text": " Give it to Messi."}, {"start": 5652.3, "end": 5654.1, "text": " Give it to Messi, give it to, yes, yes, yes."}, {"start": 5656.02, "end": 5658.26, "text": " And Switzerland were wise for the move."}, {"start": 5665.5, "end": 5666.66, "text": " Very, very tough."}, {"start": 5667.74, "end": 5668.9800000000005, "text": " And with 10 players."}, {"start": 5668.9800000000005, "end": 5670.3, "text": " Give it to Messi, bro, please."}, {"start": 5670.3, "end": 5671.14, "text": " As good as this."}, {"start": 5672.5, "end": 5675.02, "text": " Give it to Messi, please, please."}, {"start": 5675.02, "end": 5676.42, "text": " Please give it to Messi."}, {"start": 5676.42, "end": 5677.74, "text": " Tough for Switzerland."}, {"start": 5677.74, "end": 5679.6, "text": " It's a ruthless business here."}, {"start": 5679.6, "end": 5682.18, "text": " Now that Argentina are engaged in..."}, {"start": 5684.3, "end": 5685.1, "text": " Give it to Messi!"}, {"start": 5687.18, "end": 5688.14, "text": " ...Made as..."}, {"start": 5688.860000000001, "end": 5690.360000000001, "text": " ...I mean, into a Fernandez."}, {"start": 5702.6, "end": 5703.1, "text": " OH!"}, {"start": 5703.1, "end": 5703.6, "text": " LATARRO!"}, {"start": 5704.900000000001, "end": 5705.900000000001, "text": " NOOOO!"}, {"start": 5707.700000000001, "end": 5708.200000000001, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 5708.200000000001, "end": 5709.0, "text": " Messi might..."}, {"start": 5709.0, "end": 5711.0, "text": " No, no, I'm not even gonna say it. They got it, they got it."}, {"start": 5711.0, "end": 5714.0, "text": " Bro, extra time is good for Argentina."}, {"start": 5718.0, "end": 5720.0, "text": " Keep it in, keep it in, keep it in!"}, {"start": 5725.0, "end": 5726.0, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 5739.0, "end": 5749.16, "text": " there. Bro, that was in play. And ultimately, it looks like it. Yeah. That hit off a Swiss player."}, {"start": 5749.16, "end": 5756.16, "text": " Hit off a Swiss player. Ultimately, a goal kick is given. Check that hit off a Swiss player."}, {"start": 5756.16, "end": 5757.12, "text": " Here."}, {"start": 5757.12, "end": 5758.599999999999, "text": " Close run thing."}, {"start": 5758.599999999999, "end": 5763.36, "text": " Mr. Whitmery is on for a second goal there."}, {"start": 5763.36, "end": 5765.44, "text": " Later on, James Corden and his crew"}, {"start": 5765.44, "end": 5768.48, "text": " will be on the Fox tonight, another night"}, {"start": 5768.48, "end": 5771.5599999999995, "text": " you're out with the enough draft team."}, {"start": 5771.5599999999995, "end": 5774.04, "text": " It's on Fox after the local news."}, {"start": 5774.04, "end": 5775.84, "text": " God, it's about to be the 90th minute, bro."}, {"start": 5775.84, "end": 5778.4, "text": " Messi's got to score quick."}, {"start": 5778.4, "end": 5780.4, "text": " Please, Messi, please."}, {"start": 5780.4, "end": 5781.08, "text": " Please, bro."}, {"start": 5784.639999999999, "end": 5785.28, "text": " Oh, he's got the ball."}, {"start": 5785.28, "end": 5786.08, "text": " Messi's got the ball."}, {"start": 5786.08, "end": 5786.92, "text": " He's messy."}, {"start": 5789.2, "end": 5790.04, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5795.72, "end": 5797.4, "text": " You're sample of Martinez."}, {"start": 5799.72, "end": 5800.5599999999995, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 5800.5599999999995, "end": 5802.08, "text": " He's the hands of the landers."}, {"start": 5802.08, "end": 5803.24, "text": " Come on, whip it into Messi."}, {"start": 5803.24, "end": 5805.5199999999995, "text": " Keep ball from Argentina, where can they take it?"}, {"start": 5805.5199999999995, "end": 5806.48, "text": " Whip it into him."}, {"start": 5807.6, "end": 5809.96, "text": " Now put on Martinez."}, {"start": 5809.96, "end": 5812.76, "text": " Nine minutes of added time, Jesus."}, {"start": 5812.76, "end": 5819.76, "text": " give it to Messi guys. Nine"}, {"start": 5819.76, "end": 5822.76, "text": " minutes of having time. Oh,"}, {"start": 5822.76, "end": 5826.76, "text": " taking towards corner. That's"}, {"start": 5826.76, "end": 5830.76, "text": " all my team is. Corner kick"}, {"start": 5830.76, "end": 5832.76, "text": " Argentina here. Looking to"}, {"start": 5832.76, "end": 5833.76, "text": " corner corner corner corner"}, {"start": 5833.76, "end": 5834.76, "text": " corner corner corner corner"}, {"start": 5834.76, "end": 5835.76, "text": " corner corner corner corner"}, {"start": 5835.76, "end": 5836.76, "text": " corner corner corner. Chad,"}, {"start": 5836.76, "end": 5837.76, "text": " this could be big. This could"}, {"start": 5837.76, "end": 5839.76, "text": " be good. This last left side"}, {"start": 5839.76, "end": 5840.76, "text": " of the field for Argentina."}, {"start": 5840.76, "end": 5844.52, "text": " this left side as they take another corner now. Take them quickly."}, {"start": 5848.2, "end": 5852.52, "text": " Give it some messy bro, he's right there. Yes, yes, messy."}, {"start": 5855.4800000000005, "end": 5861.4800000000005, "text": " Give it back to messy. Ah. Alvarez."}, {"start": 5865.4800000000005, "end": 5866.76, "text": " Give it some messy again, he's right there."}, {"start": 5870.76, "end": 5874.92, "text": " go. Messi, Messi, Messi."}, {"start": 5874.92, "end": 5878.68, "text": " Messi, dropped his shoulder in front of him in the room."}, {"start": 5878.68, "end": 5882.56, "text": " That was that close to winning it for Argentina."}, {"start": 5882.56, "end": 5884.16, "text": " Right foot, by the way."}, {"start": 5884.16, "end": 5885.8, "text": " Oh, my god."}, {"start": 5885.8, "end": 5887.12, "text": " Right foot, by the way."}, {"start": 5887.12, "end": 5891.320000000001, "text": " As it comes to Messi, this time he cuts onto his right foot."}, {"start": 5891.320000000001, "end": 5892.4800000000005, "text": " He chopped him."}, {"start": 5892.4800000000005, "end": 5893.84, "text": " Google could see that."}, {"start": 5893.84, "end": 5894.72, "text": " He chopped him."}, {"start": 5894.72, "end": 5896.84, "text": " Oh, my god."}, {"start": 5896.84, "end": 5898.52, "text": " Chetty chopped two defenders."}, {"start": 5898.52, "end": 5903.88, "text": " blocked in front by Bidmer and he knew nothing about it was good try messy good"}, {"start": 5903.88, "end": 5909.56, "text": " try spin wide at the far post chat everybody say good try messy good"}, {"start": 5909.56, "end": 5915.4400000000005, "text": " about the goalkeeper dude that was a good try bro great try daddy from"}, {"start": 5915.4400000000005, "end": 5920.4800000000005, "text": " that is if messy had done again while Messi's been doing the whole tournament"}, {"start": 5920.4800000000005, "end": 5923.200000000001, "text": " give it to Messi again"}, {"start": 5928.52, "end": 5932.52, "text": " Give it to Messi again, please bro, please!"}, {"start": 5932.52, "end": 5934.52, "text": " Attack after attack now!"}, {"start": 5935.52, "end": 5936.52, "text": " Gonzalez!"}, {"start": 5937.52, "end": 5939.52, "text": " Give it to him now!"}, {"start": 5939.52, "end": 5941.52, "text": " What the fuck are you doing?"}, {"start": 5942.52, "end": 5944.52, "text": " Cosmetic!"}, {"start": 5945.52, "end": 5947.52, "text": " Bro, we might have extra time chat."}, {"start": 5948.52, "end": 5951.52, "text": " Bro, every Argentina game is just like a sweat fest!"}, {"start": 5958.52, "end": 5969.88, "text": " 9 minutes is crazy. Yeah, I don't know about 9 minutes of stoppage. I mean there was a"}, {"start": 5969.88, "end": 5975.88, "text": " gold and a red card I guess. 9 minutes of stoppage is a lot though."}, {"start": 5975.88, "end": 5980.68, "text": " Looks like getting back in the game. They've done that and a little bit more as well, but then"}, {"start": 5981.24, "end": 5984.28, "text": " The uh, two yellows equals a red"}, {"start": 5985.88, "end": 5990.68, "text": " The Braille and Bolo, which of course is tilted the tie again"}, {"start": 5993.4800000000005, "end": 5995.4800000000005, "text": " Come on, Messi's got the ball"}, {"start": 5999.8, "end": 6001.8, "text": " We now have Perez"}, {"start": 6005.88, "end": 6011.88, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Alvarez? Alvarez?"}, {"start": 6021.88, "end": 6022.88, "text": " Messi."}, {"start": 6022.88, "end": 6027.32, "text": " time enough it's in again let's see"}, {"start": 6029.24, "end": 6035.3, "text": " bro every dude every time he touches the ball I just get a hard cock my cock"}, {"start": 6035.3, "end": 6044.64, "text": " skits so hard every time he touches the ball oh my god please just score he's so"}, {"start": 6044.64, "end": 6050.36, "text": " smooth on the ball but these Swiss fans"}, {"start": 6082.88, "end": 6086.24, "text": " Come on, Messi, please, please score."}, {"start": 6086.24, "end": 6089.12, "text": " Chad, I'm going to channel all of my penis fibers"}, {"start": 6089.12, "end": 6091.28, "text": " to Messi right now."}, {"start": 6091.28, "end": 6093.04, "text": " Messi, you will score."}, {"start": 6093.04, "end": 6094.72, "text": " Messi, you will score."}, {"start": 6094.72, "end": 6095.72, "text": " Or you could assist too."}, {"start": 6095.72, "end": 6096.68, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 6096.68, "end": 6098.28, "text": " You're going to do something."}, {"start": 6098.28, "end": 6100.4800000000005, "text": " You're going to get a goal or an assist to the next fiber"}, {"start": 6100.4800000000005, "end": 6101.4800000000005, "text": " to Messi."}, {"start": 6101.4800000000005, "end": 6104.84, "text": " Chad, I just channeled my cock to Messi's brain."}, {"start": 6104.84, "end": 6107.16, "text": " And he'll slide into that back three slash."}, {"start": 6107.16, "end": 6108.4400000000005, "text": " Wait, Messi has the ball."}, {"start": 6108.4400000000005, "end": 6108.9400000000005, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 6108.9400000000005, "end": 6110.52, "text": " You might have worked with him straight away."}, {"start": 6110.52, "end": 6111.4400000000005, "text": " And that's what you're going to have to do."}, {"start": 6111.4400000000005, "end": 6113.9400000000005, "text": " That would have been cinema play."}, {"start": 6113.9400000000005, "end": 6116.780000000001, "text": " Their first staging post is to get to the end"}, {"start": 6116.780000000001, "end": 6118.280000000001, "text": " of this nine minutes of added time,"}, {"start": 6118.280000000001, "end": 6120.84, "text": " then have another think about how they're gonna go"}, {"start": 6120.84, "end": 6122.34, "text": " about things in extra time."}, {"start": 6124.8, "end": 6125.64, "text": " Guys, I just-"}, {"start": 6125.64, "end": 6127.4400000000005, "text": " The penalty shoots out right now with you."}, {"start": 6127.4400000000005, "end": 6129.8, "text": " Bro, guys, here's the thing, bro."}, {"start": 6132.72, "end": 6134.72, "text": " 30 minutes of extra time,"}, {"start": 6134.72, "end": 6139.120000000001, "text": " if there's no goal in the next four minutes,"}, {"start": 6139.12, "end": 6145.3, "text": " I believe extra time favorites Argentina because it's 11 v 10 now pens is anybody's game"}, {"start": 6145.86, "end": 6147.86, "text": " pens is anybody's game"}, {"start": 6161.62, "end": 6163.62, "text": " 12 v 10 with the ref"}, {"start": 6169.12, "end": 6175.12, "text": " using the full width of the pitch Gonzales one side"}, {"start": 6177.12, "end": 6179.12, "text": " Montiel on the other"}, {"start": 6179.12, "end": 6181.12, "text": " Wait, Alvarez?"}, {"start": 6183.12, "end": 6185.12, "text": " Alvarez"}, {"start": 6189.12, "end": 6191.12, "text": " Sanctuary Martinez"}, {"start": 6191.12, "end": 6193.12, "text": " Give it to Messi bro"}, {"start": 6193.12, "end": 6195.12, "text": " Give it to Messi"}, {"start": 6195.12, "end": 6205.12, "text": " Missed it again, drop of the shoulder, the familiar diagonal run, the change of pace."}, {"start": 6205.12, "end": 6206.12, "text": " Alvarez!"}, {"start": 6206.12, "end": 6207.12, "text": " Alvarez."}, {"start": 6207.12, "end": 6211.12, "text": " Brother parking the bus hard."}, {"start": 6211.12, "end": 6212.12, "text": " Alvarez!"}, {"start": 6212.12, "end": 6216.12, "text": " Alvarez towards the back post."}, {"start": 6216.12, "end": 6221.12, "text": " Switzerland, bosses in the air that time."}, {"start": 6221.12, "end": 6228.64, "text": " Nothing is coming easy for Argentina in the knockout rounds of this World Cup address. Come on"}, {"start": 6234.32, "end": 6237.5599999999995, "text": " Messi is again messy messy"}, {"start": 6241.8, "end": 6243.8, "text": " I think this for now"}, {"start": 6244.32, "end": 6248.32, "text": " Okay, never break down. But the old song every time he gets the ball"}, {"start": 6248.32, "end": 6255.32, "text": " That would be true of defenders all over the world in the last 20-odd years."}, {"start": 6255.32, "end": 6260.32, "text": " He's taken up that little right half-space where he can cut in on his left and serve the ball."}, {"start": 6260.32, "end": 6263.32, "text": " That time he puts it on his right, kicks it across the goal-mouth."}, {"start": 6263.32, "end": 6264.32, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 6264.32, "end": 6266.32, "text": " And earns their next corner kick."}, {"start": 6267.32, "end": 6268.32, "text": " It's the big corner."}, {"start": 6268.32, "end": 6271.32, "text": " He's going to come assist, jump in the golden boot race to die."}, {"start": 6271.32, "end": 6273.32, "text": " From a corner kick early on."}, {"start": 6273.32, "end": 6275.32, "text": " They're so close! Fuck!"}, {"start": 6275.32, "end": 6277.32, "text": " Rose, they're so fucking close!"}, {"start": 6279.32, "end": 6281.32, "text": " They're so close, Chad! Oh my god!"}, {"start": 6283.32, "end": 6285.32, "text": " Messy again."}, {"start": 6285.32, "end": 6287.32, "text": " Messy again."}, {"start": 6287.32, "end": 6289.32, "text": " No."}, {"start": 6289.32, "end": 6291.32, "text": " Well, he won it back. He won it back."}, {"start": 6295.32, "end": 6297.32, "text": " He's so close!"}, {"start": 6297.32, "end": 6299.32, "text": " He's so close!"}, {"start": 6299.32, "end": 6301.32, "text": " He's so close!"}, {"start": 6301.32, "end": 6312.32, "text": " and so Fernandez on that side."}, {"start": 6312.32, "end": 6316.32, "text": " 20 seconds left. Maximum"}, {"start": 6316.32, "end": 6320.32, "text": " concentration needed bro. Wait,"}, {"start": 6320.32, "end": 6324.32, "text": " wait, last chance. Last chance."}, {"start": 6324.32, "end": 6330.32, "text": " Keeps coming back."}, {"start": 6330.32, "end": 6335.32, "text": " Offside!"}, {"start": 6335.32, "end": 6340.0199999999995, "text": " Guys, that's it!"}, {"start": 6340.0199999999995, "end": 6341.0199999999995, "text": " It's going to extra time."}, {"start": 6341.0199999999995, "end": 6342.0199999999995, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 6342.0199999999995, "end": 6343.0199999999995, "text": " Pfft."}, {"start": 6343.0199999999995, "end": 6345.62, "text": " Bro, both games went to extra time today."}, {"start": 6345.62, "end": 6354.42, "text": " Bro, why is every, like, Argentina game, the most stressful shit ever?"}, {"start": 6354.42, "end": 6360.34, "text": " going to his left. He's got a plant well back down to his right. Excellent."}, {"start": 6367.34, "end": 6371.34, "text": " Well, we're checking with jewels break out to the commercial with Chicharito and"}, {"start": 6371.34, "end": 6377.5, "text": " pay to Schmeichel use another dramatic game here and the World Cup one one"}, {"start": 6377.52, "end": 6384.0, "text": " bro. Alright, chat extra time. Switcher lives down a man. I think Argentina still"}, {"start": 6384.0, "end": 6390.76, "text": " this but it's not gonna be easy bro like it it's not gonna be easy I think"}, {"start": 6390.76, "end": 6394.08, "text": " Switzerland's game plan now since they're down a man is basically just"}, {"start": 6394.08, "end": 6400.08, "text": " gonna be to park the bus completely for 30 minutes and take it to pens we can't"}, {"start": 6400.08, "end": 6406.32, "text": " have that happen we need messy to score a goal bro we need messy to score a goal"}, {"start": 6406.32, "end": 6408.56, "text": " bro"}, {"start": 6414.0, "end": 6420.86, "text": " Bro chat, you know what's crazy though?"}, {"start": 6420.86, "end": 6422.52, "text": " It's not that no taper fade."}, {"start": 6422.52, "end": 6423.76, "text": " No, sorry."}, {"start": 6423.76, "end": 6433.8, "text": " What's actually crazy is like, dude, Argentina beat Algeria 3-0, Austria like 2-0."}, {"start": 6433.8, "end": 6436.12, "text": " Who else did they beat chat in groups?"}, {"start": 6436.12, "end": 6443.08, "text": " Who else did they beat?"}, {"start": 6443.08, "end": 6455.44, "text": " Algeria Austria who else Jordan bro they beat Algeria 3-0 I don't know bro like"}, {"start": 6455.44, "end": 6461.6, "text": " the knockout stages have been have been tough bro the knockout stages have been"}, {"start": 6461.6, "end": 6473.56, "text": " tough for Messi, dude. It's okay. I mean, like think about it like this, right? We all know"}, {"start": 6473.56, "end": 6477.64, "text": " Messi is going to score an extra time. It's literally only a matter of time. He's going"}, {"start": 6477.64, "end": 6483.240000000001, "text": " to score an extra time. Um, and yeah, he'll be on his way to 70s, bro. I'm not even that"}, {"start": 6483.240000000001, "end": 6486.56, "text": " tweaking. I don't know why I'm like tweaking out about it. At the end of the day, bro,"}, {"start": 6486.56, "end": 6489.26, "text": " Switzerland's playing good football."}, {"start": 6489.26, "end": 6491.02, "text": " Switzerland's playing good football."}, {"start": 6495.0, "end": 6495.84, "text": " It's all good, bro."}, {"start": 6495.84, "end": 6497.04, "text": " Switzerland's playing good football,"}, {"start": 6497.04, "end": 6498.68, "text": " but at the end of the day, man,"}, {"start": 6502.400000000001, "end": 6504.700000000001, "text": " at the end of the day, I think Messi's got this."}, {"start": 6507.72, "end": 6509.52, "text": " I think Messi's got this, bro, dead ass."}, {"start": 6509.52, "end": 6511.72, "text": " Where we are heading to extra time,"}, {"start": 6511.72, "end": 6514.76, "text": " it is one all between Argentina and Switzerland."}, {"start": 6514.76, "end": 6519.22, "text": " Xavier Hernandez and Peter Schmeichel alongside me, Jules Cicciarrito in the stadium."}, {"start": 6519.22, "end": 6525.34, "text": " Let's take a look at how we have got to extra time guys because this game is now one or nothing to separate the sides."}, {"start": 6525.34, "end": 6531.34, "text": " Yeah, definitely. We start with the Kalister Gold, three kick another assist of Leo Messi."}, {"start": 6531.34, "end": 6534.84, "text": " Very bad marking from Switzerland. I mentioned it before as well."}, {"start": 6534.84, "end": 6535.84, "text": " Leo Messi."}, {"start": 6535.84, "end": 6538.34, "text": " He broke the second post and great start for Argentina."}, {"start": 6538.34, "end": 6542.360000000001, "text": " And I said in Halftime, get in the ball, he gets it here and my player to Watford,"}, {"start": 6542.360000000001, "end": 6547.360000000001, "text": " Ripley passes it in to him and then it's one all of a sudden."}, {"start": 6547.360000000001, "end": 6550.860000000001, "text": " Yeah, and then this situation that changed completely, the game, you know."}, {"start": 6550.860000000001, "end": 6555.860000000001, "text": " We see here that maybe Paredes foul Embolo and then he's going to get pulled."}, {"start": 6555.860000000001, "end": 6560.360000000001, "text": " Situation happened and then the, yeah, we can see here that he was a complete diving."}, {"start": 6560.360000000001, "end": 6563.860000000001, "text": " I don't know why it was very weird that Embolo did that on my regular met."}, {"start": 6563.860000000001, "end": 6568.860000000001, "text": " He needs to take out the Jellocard, give him two Embolo, second Jellocard and then he's out."}, {"start": 6568.860000000001, "end": 6574.460000000001, "text": " and goes up down to Tim and you need your big players to stay big and my god."}, {"start": 6574.460000000001, "end": 6577.820000000001, "text": " Which at that was one of the most disgusting flops I've ever seen."}, {"start": 6577.820000000001, "end": 6582.460000000001, "text": " I didn't even see it like until that like replay there on that angle."}, {"start": 6582.460000000001, "end": 6587.580000000001, "text": " Bro, he intentionally dove into the guy's leg to try to get a foul."}, {"start": 6587.580000000001, "end": 6592.06, "text": " Alright, that actually was pretty disgusting."}, {"start": 6592.06, "end": 6595.420000000001, "text": " He literally intentionally dove into the guy's leg to try to get a card."}, {"start": 6595.420000000001, "end": 6597.26, "text": " That's what that's not supposed to be."}, {"start": 6597.26, "end": 6599.66, "text": " Chad, I almost fell for the propaganda I can't."}, {"start": 6600.54, "end": 6603.34, "text": " Yeah, I mean, I guess you should say like"}, {"start": 6604.14, "end": 6607.5, "text": " blatant flops or yellows because that was a blatant flop."}, {"start": 6610.9400000000005, "end": 6614.7, "text": " Thank you very much indeed. How does Switzerland cope with another?"}, {"start": 6614.7, "end": 6618.62, "text": " Yeah, I'm not gonna lie like I almost fell for the propaganda of people saying that I was rigged."}, {"start": 6619.34, "end": 6625.74, "text": " Bro, I didn't even see it until that angle. The Swiss player literally intentionally dove into his leg."}, {"start": 6627.26, "end": 6633.780000000001, "text": " Like that's just a Scott. Why are you playing football like that, bro? He's literally trying to get somebody booked suggesting a gold might be imminent"}, {"start": 6635.780000000001, "end": 6639.18, "text": " I almost felt with the chat remember you guys cannot fall for propaganda, bro"}, {"start": 6639.46, "end": 6644.62, "text": " You got to remember chat bro all this propaganda and shit it comes from"}, {"start": 6645.780000000001, "end": 6651.06, "text": " I'm gonna be honest, bro. We know what it comes from all this propaganda. Look man. It's all I'm gonna say on that"}, {"start": 6651.74, "end": 6654.280000000001, "text": " But I almost I almost fell for the propaganda, bro"}, {"start": 6654.28, "end": 6656.84, "text": " That was a blatant dive."}, {"start": 6656.84, "end": 6659.4, "text": " It's four o'clock in the morning."}, {"start": 6659.4, "end": 6661.719999999999, "text": " Bro, it's not even the truth."}, {"start": 6661.719999999999, "end": 6666.84, "text": " Chat, you guys think somebody that flops intentionally, like intentionally dives and"}, {"start": 6666.84, "end": 6668.679999999999, "text": " try to get somebody booked?"}, {"start": 6668.679999999999, "end": 6670.28, "text": " For no reason."}, {"start": 6670.28, "end": 6673.0, "text": " Like not like he feels contact, just intentionally dives."}, {"start": 6673.0, "end": 6675.04, "text": " You don't think you should get a yellow for that?"}, {"start": 6675.04, "end": 6676.04, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 6676.04, "end": 6678.04, "text": " You are just schizophrenic, bro."}, {"start": 6686.04, "end": 6690.04, "text": " He's trying to pull that Swiss defense out of shape."}, {"start": 6690.04, "end": 6693.04, "text": " Unless he only needs a half a yard."}, {"start": 6693.04, "end": 6695.04, "text": " That's kind of dangerous to him."}, {"start": 6697.04, "end": 6699.04, "text": " Oh my God! The score!"}, {"start": 6699.04, "end": 6701.04, "text": " From Gonzalez."}, {"start": 6701.04, "end": 6709.8, "text": " But yeah, it's clearly not even rigged though because the ref was literally originally going"}, {"start": 6709.8, "end": 6714.36, "text": " to give the Argentinian player the yellow because the flop was that good."}, {"start": 6714.36, "end": 6719.32, "text": " But then VAR was like, hold up, this motherfucker just flopped."}, {"start": 6719.32, "end": 6724.96, "text": " quarter-kish messy quarter-kish short corner"}, {"start": 6735.759999999999, "end": 6737.759999999999, "text": " Come on, come on give it to messy"}, {"start": 6737.76, "end": 6739.76, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6747.400000000001, "end": 6750.74, "text": " Messy top 10 player I disagree bro. I think Messi's top one"}, {"start": 6751.88, "end": 6757.1, "text": " Dude don't even take my word for it. Take killing an imbappe's word for it. Take Erling Holland's word for it, bro"}, {"start": 6757.72, "end": 6762.4800000000005, "text": " In in Bob a said Messi's the best player in the world right now at the World Cup"}, {"start": 6762.72, "end": 6764.72, "text": " Holland said Messi's the best player in the world"}, {"start": 6764.72, "end": 6769.4400000000005, "text": " bro take dude take their word for it bro"}, {"start": 6769.4400000000005, "end": 6774.400000000001, "text": " crafty player for example nothing"}, {"start": 6774.400000000001, "end": 6778.16, "text": " not one of those players who struggled to make an impact over the past season"}, {"start": 6778.16, "end": 6782.0, "text": " at Athletica but trusted by Scallowney"}, {"start": 6782.0, "end": 6789.0, "text": " selected for this elite squad"}, {"start": 6789.0, "end": 6799.0, "text": " come on ha 30 minutes about at times lock in dude"}, {"start": 6801.0, "end": 6808.32, "text": " whoo whoo one two really what bro she has so much pressure right now fresh"}, {"start": 6808.32, "end": 6813.08, "text": " prayer legs yeah he's got all the energy and a clever little one two here and the"}, {"start": 6813.08, "end": 6819.74, "text": " Man just hits it into the ground, doesn't get full purchase on it."}, {"start": 6819.74, "end": 6822.98, "text": " Inbopay the greatest World Cup player of all time."}, {"start": 6822.98, "end": 6828.16, "text": " I think we should wait on any of these statements until after this World Cup because we don't"}, {"start": 6828.16, "end": 6831.08, "text": " know what's going to happen in the finals and semi-finals."}, {"start": 6831.08, "end": 6833.96, "text": " We should probably wait on all these statements."}, {"start": 6833.96, "end": 6837.64, "text": " Because I have a feeling Messi is going to dick Inbopay down on some ganks this shit"}, {"start": 6837.64, "end": 6838.64, "text": " in the finals."}, {"start": 6838.64, "end": 6852.4400000000005, "text": " you know now. Gonzales, another has taken up a kind of inside left position. Here he is"}, {"start": 6852.4400000000005, "end": 6863.320000000001, "text": " on the ball now. With Gonzales to his outside. Here is Gonzales. He's trying to"}, {"start": 6863.32, "end": 6865.32, "text": " Bro, Messi's wide open. Give it to him."}, {"start": 6865.759999999999, "end": 6866.759999999999, "text": " Messi's wide open."}, {"start": 6869.759999999999, "end": 6871.759999999999, "text": " So much like a training ground."}, {"start": 6871.759999999999, "end": 6873.759999999999, "text": " Uh, game here, isn't it now?"}, {"start": 6882.259999999999, "end": 6884.259999999999, "text": " Messi's open. Give it to him."}, {"start": 6884.259999999999, "end": 6886.259999999999, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 6886.259999999999, "end": 6888.259999999999, "text": " Give it to him."}, {"start": 6888.259999999999, "end": 6890.259999999999, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 6890.26, "end": 6893.7, "text": " They're really trying to exploit those little half spaces."}, {"start": 6893.7, "end": 6896.900000000001, "text": " Almada on the left, Messi on the right side here."}, {"start": 6896.900000000001, "end": 6897.900000000001, "text": " It pulls apart that-"}, {"start": 6897.900000000001, "end": 6899.900000000001, "text": " Messi, Messi, Messi!"}, {"start": 6899.900000000001, "end": 6903.7, "text": " ...of the Swiss midfield, and it makes it really hard to defend."}, {"start": 6903.7, "end": 6907.7, "text": " Almada twisting, turning."}, {"start": 6907.7, "end": 6910.7, "text": " Almost to the probing coming through that area,"}, {"start": 6910.7, "end": 6914.7, "text": " just at the moment, a red wall in front."}, {"start": 6914.7, "end": 6919.7, "text": " I'm not a big fan of the game."}, {"start": 6919.7, "end": 6923.7, "text": " Switzerland holding on for dear life."}, {"start": 6923.7, "end": 6925.7, "text": " Messi."}, {"start": 6925.7, "end": 6927.7, "text": " Messi."}, {"start": 6927.7, "end": 6930.7, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 6930.7, "end": 6934.7, "text": " Please! Oh my God, the score!"}, {"start": 6934.7, "end": 6938.7, "text": " Argentina wanted in the end with a goal from the much missed"}, {"start": 6938.7, "end": 6941.7, "text": " and El Di Maria."}, {"start": 6941.7, "end": 6953.0, "text": " I thought that was a goal too. Oh my god, I thought it was a goal. It looked like it was buried"}, {"start": 6953.0, "end": 6964.5199999999995, "text": " Oh my god, and it sounded like a goal. Dude, I thought that was a goal. Oh my god. Guys, I thought that was a goal. Dead ass."}, {"start": 6964.52, "end": 6966.52, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6977.96, "end": 6983.320000000001, "text": " Bro they have to score in the next 20 minutes chat cannot hint it up for the next 20 minutes"}, {"start": 6994.52, "end": 6998.52, "text": " A monster Amado coming on and killing that left half space."}, {"start": 6999.52, "end": 7001.52, "text": " He's Amduni."}, {"start": 7003.52, "end": 7005.52, "text": " Well won, great challenge."}, {"start": 7005.52, "end": 7007.52, "text": " Counter, counter, counter, counter!"}, {"start": 7007.52, "end": 7008.52, "text": " Counter!"}, {"start": 7008.52, "end": 7009.52, "text": " Woohoo!"}, {"start": 7010.52, "end": 7013.52, "text": " Lettaro Martinez losing another 50-50."}, {"start": 7013.52, "end": 7015.52, "text": " Baaalright!"}, {"start": 7021.52, "end": 7023.52, "text": " Look bro."}, {"start": 7024.52, "end": 7030.52, "text": " Best chance Argentina has a scoring is if Switzerland tries to score and then they just counter, deadass, I'm not even kidding."}, {"start": 7031.52, "end": 7037.52, "text": " And these little moments are so important for Switzerland, this time it's Croy there, gets the wrong..."}, {"start": 7037.52, "end": 7042.52, "text": " Let's manifest a penalty shootout where Messi misses the deciding pen."}, {"start": 7042.52, "end": 7046.52, "text": " Yo Ryan, that's deadass just hatred, bro, I'm not even kidding."}, {"start": 7046.52, "end": 7051.52, "text": " Bro, you can prefer Ronaldo, but that's deadass just hatred. You genuinely just hate him, bro."}, {"start": 7051.52, "end": 7057.320000000001, "text": " And guess what bro, Messi's never done anything to you bro, and Messi's a amazing human"}, {"start": 7057.320000000001, "end": 7059.320000000001, "text": " So you just hate him bro, you just hate him"}, {"start": 7060.620000000001, "end": 7062.620000000001, "text": " That's pure hatred"}, {"start": 7062.780000000001, "end": 7064.780000000001, "text": " That's hatred, bro"}, {"start": 7069.820000000001, "end": 7073.72, "text": " Still not happy with the officials, Switzerland. I think they got a raw deal"}, {"start": 7076.820000000001, "end": 7078.820000000001, "text": " For later on"}, {"start": 7078.82, "end": 7084.82, "text": " I think he's going to be"}, {"start": 7084.82, "end": 7087.82, "text": " back to the defensive post to"}, {"start": 7087.82, "end": 7089.82, "text": " Switzerland. Yeah, I think he"}, {"start": 7089.82, "end": 7091.82, "text": " calls a foul here. Yeah, against"}, {"start": 7091.82, "end": 7094.82, "text": " the Kanji as Martinez appears it."}, {"start": 7099.82, "end": 7102.82, "text": " Oh, what a ball. Let's auto"}, {"start": 7102.82, "end": 7106.82, "text": " please. All right."}, {"start": 7106.82, "end": 7111.82, "text": " From the four years ago, we were talking at the end of the world that final world, it's the last year."}, {"start": 7111.82, "end": 7116.82, "text": " Okay, there you go, chat. Two Argentinian players just got yellow cards. Is it still rigged, bro?"}, {"start": 7116.82, "end": 7118.82, "text": " Is it still rigged, bro?"}, {"start": 7118.82, "end": 7119.82, "text": " Look what he's done here."}, {"start": 7119.82, "end": 7123.82, "text": " Wake up and smell the coffee, bro. None of this shit's rigged."}, {"start": 7123.82, "end": 7125.82, "text": " Most logic, isn't it?"}, {"start": 7125.82, "end": 7134.82, "text": " Well, it also begs the question that at least one game being played in the 2030 World Cup in Argentina."}, {"start": 7134.82, "end": 7139.82, "text": " You wake up! I'm awake! Don't you dare! I'm awake!"}, {"start": 7144.82, "end": 7148.82, "text": " Mr. Robert explained the World Cup to you as simply and as efficiently as possible."}, {"start": 7148.82, "end": 7152.82, "text": " There is a large group of CR7 fans who are upset that CR7 lost to Spain"}, {"start": 7152.82, "end": 7155.82, "text": " and that Messi might win back-to-back World Cups"}, {"start": 7155.82, "end": 7158.82, "text": " because then the go-to may be able to obviously be completely over at that point"}, {"start": 7158.82, "end": 7161.82, "text": " and it'll just be delusional CR7 fans."}, {"start": 7161.82, "end": 7166.32, "text": " So, the way they're coping with all of this is by basically saying the World Cup's rigged,"}, {"start": 7166.32, "end": 7169.0199999999995, "text": " it's the same way they said the last World Cup was rigged."}, {"start": 7169.0199999999995, "end": 7171.98, "text": " Don't feed into the propaganda, bro, all right?"}, {"start": 7171.98, "end": 7174.0199999999995, "text": " Don't feed into the propaganda, please."}, {"start": 7174.02, "end": 7180.02, "text": " Move on, place it inside, you shawty."}, {"start": 7180.02, "end": 7183.02, "text": " And then you shut up."}, {"start": 7183.02, "end": 7185.02, "text": " Bumble!"}, {"start": 7185.02, "end": 7187.02, "text": " Lock in, come on, James take it back."}, {"start": 7187.02, "end": 7189.02, "text": " Get to the go."}, {"start": 7191.02, "end": 7193.02, "text": " Don't get into the propaganda."}, {"start": 7193.02, "end": 7195.02, "text": " Messy always got your back, bro."}, {"start": 7195.02, "end": 7196.02, "text": " Always got your back."}, {"start": 7196.02, "end": 7198.02, "text": " Since I was eight years old, dude."}, {"start": 7198.02, "end": 7202.02, "text": " I'm not making you not one in the World Cup."}, {"start": 7202.02, "end": 7208.02, "text": " And in that memorable game, four years ago against France, on a penalty shootout."}, {"start": 7213.02, "end": 7216.02, "text": " Switch is on. Look at Messi on the switch. Look at Messi on the switch, please."}, {"start": 7216.02, "end": 7218.02, "text": " Ho, ho, ho, they did it, they did it."}, {"start": 7219.02, "end": 7220.02, "text": " Messi."}, {"start": 7220.02, "end": 7242.02, "text": " The first time it's ever happened, the same players missed two penalties at a World Cup."}, {"start": 7242.02, "end": 7252.740000000001, "text": " I think it's a safe bet that will be taken when it comes to it."}, {"start": 7252.740000000001, "end": 7255.6, "text": " You bet your ass he's taken a pen."}, {"start": 7255.6, "end": 7257.3, "text": " You bet your ass he is."}, {"start": 7257.3, "end": 7258.900000000001, "text": " He's be captained now."}, {"start": 7258.900000000001, "end": 7262.820000000001, "text": " Be captained, take pen."}, {"start": 7262.820000000001, "end": 7267.900000000001, "text": " It's Monty Allen for Argentina."}, {"start": 7267.900000000001, "end": 7270.780000000001, "text": " Patty the baddie won in 50 seconds."}, {"start": 7270.78, "end": 7272.78, "text": " 50 seconds."}, {"start": 7273.78, "end": 7276.78, "text": " Perry Pimbley wanna fight in 52 seconds."}, {"start": 7277.78, "end": 7280.78, "text": " How the fuck do you wanna fight in 50 seconds?"}, {"start": 7281.78, "end": 7282.78, "text": " What did he do?"}, {"start": 7285.78, "end": 7286.78, "text": " I cut his ass."}, {"start": 7289.78, "end": 7290.78, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 7291.78, "end": 7292.78, "text": " Submission?"}, {"start": 7293.78, "end": 7295.78, "text": " He choked the guy out in 50 seconds."}, {"start": 7296.78, "end": 7297.78, "text": " Romero."}, {"start": 7300.78, "end": 7316.78, "text": " Oh, this looks good. This looks good. Wait. This looks bad."}, {"start": 7316.78, "end": 7324.78, "text": " but it was all effectively broken up by media."}, {"start": 7324.78, "end": 7327.78, "text": " Come on Argentina, give it to Messi."}, {"start": 7335.78, "end": 7339.78, "text": " Argentina is rising tension in Kansas City."}, {"start": 7339.78, "end": 7350.78, "text": " You should be a few cheap nails before the night's through here."}, {"start": 7350.78, "end": 7355.78, "text": " Messi, Messi, Raph, Raph!"}, {"start": 7355.78, "end": 7359.78, "text": " And he gets the decision as well."}, {"start": 7359.78, "end": 7361.78, "text": " Are you okay Messi?"}, {"start": 7361.78, "end": 7365.78, "text": " Initially Pinata had ruled it damaged."}, {"start": 7365.78, "end": 7369.179999999999, "text": " Initially, Pinata had ruled advantage."}, {"start": 7369.179999999999, "end": 7371.0599999999995, "text": " Messi, are you OK?"}, {"start": 7371.0599999999995, "end": 7372.099999999999, "text": " I think."}, {"start": 7372.099999999999, "end": 7372.82, "text": " He's OK."}, {"start": 7372.82, "end": 7374.0199999999995, "text": " The reluctance to then foul."}, {"start": 7374.0199999999995, "end": 7375.34, "text": " Free kick for Messi."}, {"start": 7375.34, "end": 7376.46, "text": " That was his ball."}, {"start": 7376.46, "end": 7377.98, "text": " Oh, wrap!"}, {"start": 7377.98, "end": 7378.98, "text": " Raph!"}, {"start": 7378.98, "end": 7381.139999999999, "text": " He's not even hitting the ball."}, {"start": 7381.139999999999, "end": 7381.86, "text": " Sort of forced him to hit the ball."}, {"start": 7381.86, "end": 7383.98, "text": " He didn't even hit the ball."}, {"start": 7383.98, "end": 7385.78, "text": " To call the foul."}, {"start": 7385.78, "end": 7387.62, "text": " Chad, Messi, free kick, lock in."}, {"start": 7387.62, "end": 7390.62, "text": " I'm going to be just a lucky collision, didn't I?"}, {"start": 7396.74, "end": 7400.62, "text": " Messy free kick 25 yards messy free kick. This is his range"}, {"start": 7402.74, "end": 7404.74, "text": " This is his range"}, {"start": 7408.0199999999995, "end": 7415.139999999999, "text": " Come on messy, this is your range bro, you can do in this for 25 years messy"}, {"start": 7419.139999999999, "end": 7424.0599999999995, "text": " Actually, no, you've been doing this 39 years come on messy. This is your range. This is your range"}, {"start": 7424.06, "end": 7426.06, "text": " This is your range. This is your range."}, {"start": 7442.06, "end": 7444.06, "text": " Get up! Get up! I'm flopping!"}, {"start": 7445.06, "end": 7446.06, "text": " We got no time!"}, {"start": 7447.06, "end": 7450.06, "text": " Keep it to messy. Look at messy, look at messy, look at messy."}, {"start": 7450.06, "end": 7451.06, "text": " Look at messy, look at messy!"}, {"start": 7451.06, "end": 7453.06, "text": " Nice, my counselor."}, {"start": 7454.06, "end": 7469.38, "text": " come on come on just keep giving it to messy bro please"}, {"start": 7469.38, "end": 7473.38, "text": " I'm going to kick it out of it, but we're going to carry on with the attack."}, {"start": 7473.38, "end": 7475.38, "text": " Needs master know that."}, {"start": 7478.38, "end": 7480.38, "text": " Oh, Tadia Fico's injured."}, {"start": 7482.38, "end": 7484.38, "text": " The Callister."}, {"start": 7487.38, "end": 7489.38, "text": " Tadia Fico's injured."}, {"start": 7492.38, "end": 7495.38, "text": " You see why? The Callister has overhitted that."}, {"start": 7495.38, "end": 7497.38, "text": " Twisting from breathe again."}, {"start": 7499.38, "end": 7508.82, "text": " I'm not sure. Oh, who is that?"}, {"start": 7508.82, "end": 7510.82, "text": " It's not even Tonya Fico. You"}, {"start": 7510.82, "end": 7512.82, "text": " can see why he's Nico Gonzalez."}, {"start": 7512.82, "end": 7514.82, "text": " She came off. He's hurt."}, {"start": 7514.82, "end": 7516.82, "text": " Actually, that's a painful one."}, {"start": 7516.82, "end": 7518.82, "text": " Oh, he's hurt. He's hurt."}, {"start": 7518.82, "end": 7520.82, "text": " So they saw the sub."}, {"start": 7520.82, "end": 7522.82, "text": " Gonzalez over there."}, {"start": 7522.82, "end": 7524.82, "text": " They saw the sub."}, {"start": 7524.82, "end": 7526.82, "text": " to me only"}, {"start": 7526.82, "end": 7531.86, "text": " whose son is yet to see in the action tonight you get places are right wing up"}, {"start": 7531.86, "end": 7533.86, "text": " he's wearing an Argentinian"}, {"start": 7533.86, "end": 7535.86, "text": " yeah who plays for uvee who plays for uvee"}, {"start": 7535.86, "end": 7537.86, "text": " oh no no no"}, {"start": 7537.86, "end": 7539.86, "text": " oh shari"}, {"start": 7539.86, "end": 7541.86, "text": " who plays for uvee"}, {"start": 7541.86, "end": 7543.86, "text": " done by a ticket"}, {"start": 7543.86, "end": 7545.86, "text": " ha ha ha ha"}, {"start": 7547.86, "end": 7549.86, "text": " Gonzales"}, {"start": 7554.82, "end": 7560.82, "text": " Come on, Messi. Come on, Messi."}, {"start": 7560.82, "end": 7566.82, "text": " Oh! Oh! Oh!"}, {"start": 7566.82, "end": 7569.82, "text": " Did that tickle? Come on, let's go up with the head up."}, {"start": 7569.82, "end": 7572.82, "text": " Fuck! Fuck!"}, {"start": 7572.82, "end": 7576.82, "text": " I'm happy to just suck that out of play."}, {"start": 7576.82, "end": 7580.82, "text": " What the fuck is happening? What is happening?"}, {"start": 7580.82, "end": 7583.82, "text": " They have to fucking score!"}, {"start": 7583.82, "end": 7591.96, "text": " Switzerland can get through this next 30 seconds. That's half the job done in this extra time wait"}, {"start": 7592.5199999999995, "end": 7597.5199999999995, "text": " Whip it in she's to cross the game. They get it out wait good first time December"}, {"start": 7600.08, "end": 7606.94, "text": " Shepard got the block in it's coming back Gonzalez corner Argentina the tightening the screw"}, {"start": 7611.12, "end": 7613.12, "text": " Come on this needs to this needs to be a goal"}, {"start": 7613.82, "end": 7620.0599999999995, "text": " Messi, I want you to deliver the most beautiful cross the world has ever seen right now, Messi."}, {"start": 7621.0599999999995, "end": 7623.0599999999995, "text": " Deliver the most beautiful cross ever!"}, {"start": 7637.0599999999995, "end": 7640.0599999999995, "text": " Alright, I'm starting to- I'd be lying if I said I wasn't stressed, bro."}, {"start": 7641.0599999999995, "end": 7643.0599999999995, "text": " Yo, what the fuck is happening?"}, {"start": 7643.06, "end": 7648.06, "text": " How the fuck is Switzerland still in this game?"}, {"start": 7648.06, "end": 7653.06, "text": " What the fuck is happening, bro?"}, {"start": 7653.06, "end": 7656.06, "text": " I just ate a Cajun fry and it's cold."}, {"start": 7656.06, "end": 7660.06, "text": " It's been out there for like three hours."}, {"start": 7660.06, "end": 7663.06, "text": " How the fuck is Switzerland still in this game?"}, {"start": 7663.06, "end": 7667.06, "text": " How? How?"}, {"start": 7667.06, "end": 7672.34, "text": " As they did against Colombia, you know they need to defend and then now we see Argentina"}, {"start": 7672.34, "end": 7676.22, "text": " You're not playing completely in the half of Switzerland trying to get a go"}, {"start": 7676.22, "end": 7683.04, "text": " Yeah, as much as we've talked about Messi in the pregame after the old day of the week all tournament"}, {"start": 7683.38, "end": 7687.22, "text": " Today, he's very very quiet. Shut the Argentina needs and more"}, {"start": 7691.780000000001, "end": 7696.820000000001, "text": " What really well playing defense we've traded so many chances, what are you saying?"}, {"start": 7697.06, "end": 7699.06, "text": " He's created so many scenes!"}, {"start": 7723.06, "end": 7725.06, "text": " Chicharrito! Chicharrito!"}, {"start": 7725.06, "end": 7727.06, "text": " Let's go, Ciccerito!"}, {"start": 7755.06, "end": 7759.06, "text": " Colombia I should say. Did that make a difference? Having one so recently?"}, {"start": 7759.06, "end": 7767.06, "text": " I mean if you go down to 10 minutes obviously the whole game plan changes. So I would say that the manager and the players now think that is their chance."}, {"start": 7767.06, "end": 7778.06, "text": " Can they hold off another 15 minutes? Yeah maybe, maybe. I mean they have a chance obviously but we need to wait to see with the second extra time half and see how it goes."}, {"start": 7778.06, "end": 7782.620000000001, "text": " And we were just watching that Switzerland huddle there on the pitch, those final words"}, {"start": 7782.620000000001, "end": 7788.700000000001, "text": " of encouragement, those final words of motivation as they try and take this to a penalty shootout"}, {"start": 7788.700000000001, "end": 7793.3, "text": " against the world champions Argentina for the second half of extra time."}, {"start": 7793.3, "end": 7795.660000000001, "text": " Ian Dart, Landon Donovan, over to you guys."}, {"start": 7795.660000000001, "end": 7797.14, "text": " Thanks a lot, Jules."}, {"start": 7797.14, "end": 7799.700000000001, "text": " And here's another problem for Switzerland."}, {"start": 7799.700000000001, "end": 7806.02, "text": " N19s has saved eight out of 18 penalties in shootouts."}, {"start": 7806.02, "end": 7809.02, "text": " was another one that sure many of France miss."}, {"start": 7809.02, "end": 7811.860000000001, "text": " So only half of the penalty is fixed."}, {"start": 7811.860000000001, "end": 7813.580000000001, "text": " They've caught in the back of the neck."}, {"start": 7813.580000000001, "end": 7816.26, "text": " So even if they get to the penalty shootout"}, {"start": 7816.26, "end": 7820.540000000001, "text": " and they've got two of the guys who score with penalties"}, {"start": 7820.540000000001, "end": 7823.740000000001, "text": " against Clopper, Jack, and Anduini, it's in the-"}, {"start": 7823.740000000001, "end": 7828.740000000001, "text": " Did y'all hear what Chicharrito football legend just said?"}, {"start": 7828.780000000001, "end": 7831.580000000001, "text": " He said, pens are 50-50, it's all luck."}, {"start": 7831.580000000001, "end": 7833.42, "text": " That's what I said."}, {"start": 7833.42, "end": 7834.580000000001, "text": " That's what I said."}, {"start": 7834.58, "end": 7840.9, "text": " Bro, when people jump on Messi's back about, oh, he missed two pens, it's all luck, bro."}, {"start": 7840.9, "end": 7844.7, "text": " If you think pens matter, you're 12 years old, bro."}, {"start": 7844.7, "end": 7846.1, "text": " Pull the thumb out of your ass."}, {"start": 7846.1, "end": 7855.46, "text": " Now this world cup is normal time."}, {"start": 7855.46, "end": 7856.82, "text": " How are pens luck?"}, {"start": 7856.82, "end": 7859.82, "text": " Because if the keeper guesses correctly, it's saved."}, {"start": 7859.82, "end": 7862.66, "text": " If the keeper guesses wrong, you score."}, {"start": 7862.66, "end": 7865.94, "text": " You can go middle, right, or left."}, {"start": 7865.94, "end": 7869.9, "text": " As long as you get it on target with power, you did your job."}, {"start": 7869.9, "end": 7876.62, "text": " It was the 2010, you know, I've done the Diego Maradona."}, {"start": 7876.62, "end": 7878.86, "text": " It's actually an interesting substitution."}, {"start": 7878.86, "end": 7880.46, "text": " Ronald Messi, Ronald Messi!"}, {"start": 7880.46, "end": 7884.62, "text": " Maybe I'm set pieces and pushing up to Wendy forward, maybe."}, {"start": 7884.62, "end": 7887.94, "text": " Look, guys, I'm not saying that pens take zero steel."}, {"start": 7887.94, "end": 7889.62, "text": " Obviously, pens take a lot of technique."}, {"start": 7889.62, "end": 7891.78, "text": " There's some people that are better at pens than others."}, {"start": 7891.78, "end": 7896.0199999999995, "text": " I'm saying is don't judge a player for his pants. All right, that just makes you 12 years old"}, {"start": 7903.54, "end": 7905.54, "text": " I've been nick of the prime lock in"}, {"start": 7921.78, "end": 7931.12, "text": " to score. Argentina has 14"}, {"start": 7931.12, "end": 7933.62, "text": " minutes around there to score."}, {"start": 7933.62, "end": 7941.12, "text": " Come on Argentina."}, {"start": 7941.12, "end": 7945.5, "text": " Just across and you needed to"}, {"start": 7945.5, "end": 7949.5, "text": " touch. It's a great free kick"}, {"start": 7949.5, "end": 7955.22, "text": " the good hit the jackpot for them look at messy on the right way messy running I"}, {"start": 7955.22, "end": 7957.74, "text": " never see him run really dangerous"}, {"start": 7961.58, "end": 7975.42, "text": " come on up for Tida messy messy messy messy messy"}, {"start": 7979.5, "end": 7986.46, "text": " down duty injured most of the season at Burnley only played four games in the"}, {"start": 7986.46, "end": 7992.22, "text": " Premier League once it back here please don't concede please don't concede"}, {"start": 7992.22, "end": 7996.1, "text": " please God don't concede"}, {"start": 8009.5, "end": 8011.5, "text": " That's no trouble, Martinez."}, {"start": 8013.98, "end": 8014.98, "text": " Alvarez."}, {"start": 8015.82, "end": 8017.82, "text": " Top scorer in Serie A."}, {"start": 8018.22, "end": 8019.22, "text": " Nessie."}, {"start": 8019.5, "end": 8020.5, "text": " For Inter."}, {"start": 8020.74, "end": 8022.74, "text": " With a double win this, in Italy."}, {"start": 8023.58, "end": 8024.58, "text": " Nessie."}, {"start": 8027.74, "end": 8033.06, "text": " And they've done a pretty good job in keeping him fairly quiet, eh?"}, {"start": 8033.06, "end": 8035.58, "text": " Say, fairly, up to now, anyway."}, {"start": 8035.58, "end": 8045.0599999999995, "text": " He's saying that because he knows Messi is about to score, watch."}, {"start": 8045.0599999999995, "end": 8050.22, "text": " He's saying that because he knows Messi is about to score."}, {"start": 8050.22, "end": 8051.22, "text": " Once again, Messi!"}, {"start": 8051.22, "end": 8052.22, "text": " Messi!"}, {"start": 8052.22, "end": 8053.22, "text": " Messi!"}, {"start": 8053.22, "end": 8066.34, "text": " I thought he was going to let the shot go and mired it right across the face of goal."}, {"start": 8066.34, "end": 8067.34, "text": " Macarthur."}, {"start": 8067.34, "end": 8076.34, "text": " I can't see the area and again, the work is good."}, {"start": 8076.34, "end": 8078.34, "text": " Bro the shit might go to pants!"}, {"start": 8078.34, "end": 8079.34, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 8079.34, "end": 8080.34, "text": " That one."}, {"start": 8080.34, "end": 8081.34, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 8081.34, "end": 8085.5, "text": " Oh, I can't watch pens. I can't watch pens. I can't."}, {"start": 8085.5, "end": 8090.5, "text": " I can't watch pens. No, no, no, no, no, I cannot watch pens. I'm gonna have a fucking panic attack."}, {"start": 8090.5, "end": 8096.3, "text": " Intervention in the end by Latar Martinez. That is so difficult when you're facing your own goal."}, {"start": 8096.3, "end": 8099.3, "text": " I can't watch pens. I can't, I can't, I can't."}, {"start": 8099.3, "end": 8104.3, "text": " It's in the interest of a way from LA Comad. We come forward from the back."}, {"start": 8104.3, "end": 8111.3, "text": " Dude, we're gonna have pens in about 10 minutes, yo."}, {"start": 8111.3, "end": 8116.3, "text": " if Argentina is the sport. Come on Messi. Come on baby."}, {"start": 8116.3, "end": 8127.3, "text": " If a lot of people looked at this game, it would be tough, but Argentina will probably get the job done, one or two nil, that kind of thing."}, {"start": 8127.3, "end": 8131.3, "text": " And it did look that way for a fair bit of the evening here."}, {"start": 8131.3, "end": 8137.3, "text": " But it's like so many of the stories of this world have been turned into something a little different."}, {"start": 8137.3, "end": 8146.820000000001, "text": " It's just never been easy for this Argentinian squad and can't they find the late winner"}, {"start": 8146.820000000001, "end": 8147.820000000001, "text": " yet again?"}, {"start": 8147.820000000001, "end": 8148.820000000001, "text": " Messi!"}, {"start": 8148.820000000001, "end": 8149.820000000001, "text": " F**K MAN!"}, {"start": 8149.820000000001, "end": 8150.820000000001, "text": " F**K!"}, {"start": 8150.820000000001, "end": 8151.820000000001, "text": " F**K!"}, {"start": 8151.820000000001, "end": 8152.820000000001, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 8152.820000000001, "end": 8153.820000000001, "text": " What is happening?"}, {"start": 8153.820000000001, "end": 8154.820000000001, "text": " F**K!"}, {"start": 8154.820000000001, "end": 8155.820000000001, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 8155.820000000001, "end": 8156.820000000001, "text": " What is happening?"}, {"start": 8156.820000000001, "end": 8157.820000000001, "text": " F**K!"}, {"start": 8157.820000000001, "end": 8158.820000000001, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 8158.820000000001, "end": 8159.820000000001, "text": " What is happening?"}, {"start": 8159.820000000001, "end": 8160.820000000001, "text": " F**K!"}, {"start": 8160.820000000001, "end": 8161.820000000001, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 8161.820000000001, "end": 8162.820000000001, "text": " What is happening?"}, {"start": 8162.820000000001, "end": 8163.820000000001, "text": " F**K!"}, {"start": 8163.820000000001, "end": 8167.460000000001, "text": " such an ace for them for a long time and Fabian shared too."}, {"start": 8167.460000000001, "end": 8168.3, "text": " So there's been a-"}, {"start": 8168.3, "end": 8170.620000000001, "text": " If I watched Panzer I'm gonna have a panic attack, bro."}, {"start": 8171.900000000001, "end": 8175.380000000001, "text": " From Berak Yakin, and largely,"}, {"start": 8175.380000000001, "end": 8177.06, "text": " that we've heard you'd have to say,"}, {"start": 8177.06, "end": 8178.580000000001, "text": " he's working for them."}, {"start": 8178.580000000001, "end": 8179.9400000000005, "text": " Because here they are,"}, {"start": 8179.9400000000005, "end": 8181.860000000001, "text": " in the latest stages of the World Cup."}, {"start": 8188.860000000001, "end": 8191.1, "text": " There's a lot of money into the youth development."}, {"start": 8191.1, "end": 8192.26, "text": " Signed up the game there,"}, {"start": 8192.26, "end": 8198.86, "text": " And the other players were playing Europe's top five leagues."}, {"start": 8201.36, "end": 8203.76, "text": " Listen to the crowd! Listen to the crowd!"}, {"start": 8204.26, "end": 8205.66, "text": " No, Argentina!"}, {"start": 8206.36, "end": 8210.26, "text": " Supporters try to lift Betim over the line."}, {"start": 8213.16, "end": 8215.36, "text": " Messi. Messi."}, {"start": 8216.960000000001, "end": 8217.56, "text": " Messi!"}, {"start": 8217.76, "end": 8218.76, "text": " Still Messi!"}, {"start": 8218.76, "end": 8223.64, "text": " And curled out you kind of where that was arriving. It was well struck"}, {"start": 8225.9, "end": 8227.9, "text": " Wait"}, {"start": 8231.18, "end": 8233.18, "text": " Alvarez"}, {"start": 8248.76, "end": 8250.76, "text": " GOAL!"}, {"start": 8251.56, "end": 8252.56, "text": " BOB!"}, {"start": 8252.68, "end": 8253.68, "text": " BOB!"}, {"start": 8254.16, "end": 8255.16, "text": " BOB!"}, {"start": 8255.52, "end": 8256.52, "text": " BOB!"}, {"start": 8260.880000000001, "end": 8263.36, "text": " This is gonna win the BOB! GOAL!"}, {"start": 8269.04, "end": 8270.04, "text": " BOB!"}, {"start": 8270.04, "end": 8271.04, "text": " BOB!"}, {"start": 8271.4, "end": 8272.4, "text": " BOB!"}, {"start": 8273.2, "end": 8274.7, "text": " Just sensational."}, {"start": 8274.960000000001, "end": 8276.960000000001, "text": " William Alvarez..."}, {"start": 8276.960000000001, "end": 8280.960000000001, "text": " Unstuffable to break the hearts of Switzerland."}, {"start": 8288.400000000001, "end": 8293.68, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, two to one Argentina over Switzerland as of 20 seconds ago."}, {"start": 8297.36, "end": 8301.12, "text": " Messi's going to the World Cup, bro. It's happening right before our eyes."}, {"start": 8301.12, "end": 8308.12, "text": " Wake up and smell the espresso. Messy with it a world cup."}, {"start": 8308.12, "end": 8312.12, "text": " We've done absolutely nothing wrong. No chance."}, {"start": 8312.12, "end": 8315.12, "text": " People are typing rigged."}, {"start": 8315.12, "end": 8320.12, "text": " Bro, just get out. Get out. You can leave, bro."}, {"start": 8320.12, "end": 8324.12, "text": " What are you, five? Come on, just get out, bro."}, {"start": 8324.12, "end": 8330.12, "text": " I'm not gonna sit here and explain how rules work or yellow cards. Just get out."}, {"start": 8330.12, "end": 8336.68, "text": " What are you for somebody get this dude a pacifier rigged? What are you a fucking toddler, bro?"}, {"start": 8337.560000000001, "end": 8342.6, "text": " Yeah, like it's actually like I'm like talking to a little baby right now. What are you a toddler?"}, {"start": 8346.28, "end": 8348.28, "text": " Instead of saying rigged"}, {"start": 8348.28, "end": 8351.380000000001, "text": " How about we appreciate what alvarez just did?"}, {"start": 8352.060000000001, "end": 8355.08, "text": " That was upper 90 and it curved"}, {"start": 8355.08, "end": 8362.94, "text": " If that doesn't make you want to pull out your dick and start stroking it, there's something wrong with you."}, {"start": 8362.94, "end": 8371.1, "text": " Rigged, rigged, rigged. I'm a messy hater. Rigged, rigged, rigged."}, {"start": 8371.1, "end": 8378.1, "text": " Look, bro. You know the Squidward picture where he's like crazy in a straight jacket? That's you, bro."}, {"start": 8378.1, "end": 8382.5, "text": " Get out! Get out! Get out of my stream!"}, {"start": 8382.5, "end": 8389.1, "text": " Don't call me! Don't come by my house! We're done!"}, {"start": 8389.1, "end": 8391.1, "text": " Where's my man?"}, {"start": 8391.1, "end": 8395.1, "text": " Wait bro, this is how you sound right now! Alright, this is how you sound!"}, {"start": 8395.1, "end": 8402.1, "text": " Rigged! Rigged! The World Cup is rigged! Oh my god! Rigged!"}, {"start": 8402.1, "end": 8407.1, "text": " Yo bro, just say message the goat and move on with your day, please."}, {"start": 8407.1, "end": 8412.1, "text": " But you sound like a crazy ass little kid, bro."}, {"start": 8412.1, "end": 8415.1, "text": " It comes up with 67th cap, and you know what the breed is."}, {"start": 8415.1, "end": 8417.1, "text": " You sound like a psycho, bro."}, {"start": 8417.1, "end": 8418.1, "text": " You need help."}, {"start": 8418.1, "end": 8419.1, "text": " Anyhow, anyway."}, {"start": 8419.1, "end": 8423.1, "text": " Bro, I'm not even kidding, messy is going to cost like a disease, bro."}, {"start": 8423.1, "end": 8427.1, "text": " It's going to be called like messy, uh, messy itis."}, {"start": 8427.1, "end": 8432.1, "text": " All of these people that have been hate watching messy for the last like 30 fucking nine years"}, {"start": 8432.1, "end": 8436.1, "text": " are going to literally be like Squidward with the straight jacket on."}, {"start": 8436.1, "end": 8438.42, "text": " Like bro, didn't he set up a hospital for you?"}, {"start": 8466.1, "end": 8479.1, "text": " And the thoughts will turn to Argentina, the England, 66.25 of Jeff Hirst's winner, and"}, {"start": 8479.1, "end": 8486.1, "text": " Antonio Rathig has lost his life today, it was something that aged 84 cent on in that"}, {"start": 8486.1, "end": 8487.1, "text": " VALVOR!"}, {"start": 8487.1, "end": 8488.1, "text": " VALVOR!"}, {"start": 8488.1, "end": 8489.1, "text": " VALVOR!"}, {"start": 8489.1, "end": 8490.1, "text": " VALVOR!"}, {"start": 8490.1, "end": 8494.66, "text": " 98 when David Beckham was some talk and this glorious girl scored."}, {"start": 8494.66, "end": 8498.5, "text": " Yes, bro. It's going to be called messy derangement syndrome."}, {"start": 8499.7, "end": 8503.54, "text": " It's going to be a whole out fun the hospital, bro. I'll have an ownership of it."}, {"start": 8504.18, "end": 8510.42, "text": " It's called a messy derangement syndrome. Are you a victim of the messy hate watch for 39 years?"}, {"start": 8511.86, "end": 8518.1, "text": " Do you sit on your keyboard and spam rigged all day with your CR7 poster behind you?"}, {"start": 8518.1, "end": 8524.28, "text": " You might have be suffering from messy itis bro messy might have literally put"}, {"start": 8524.28, "end": 8526.74, "text": " you into schizophrenia"}, {"start": 8528.54, "end": 8532.140000000001, "text": " RIGGED! RIGGED! RIGGED!"}, {"start": 8532.140000000001, "end": 8540.220000000001, "text": " The World Cup is RIGGED! Yo bro hey get out bro get out get get out"}, {"start": 8540.22, "end": 8544.22, "text": " Get out! Get out, bro!"}, {"start": 8546.22, "end": 8548.22, "text": " You need to leave!"}, {"start": 8548.22, "end": 8560.22, "text": " And 4-0 to do this in pretty unfortunate circumstances, down to 10 players, he'll feel hard done by,"}, {"start": 8560.22, "end": 8564.22, "text": " the Swiss nation will feel hard done by."}, {"start": 8564.22, "end": 8566.779999999999, "text": " A. Bro. about four minutes left of the game y'all."}, {"start": 8582.66, "end": 8585.0, "text": " You're lucky I ain't on that field."}, {"start": 8585.0, "end": 8587.019999999999, "text": " Bro what the fuck are you gonna do y'all?"}, {"start": 8587.019999999999, "end": 8589.64, "text": " You're gonna play in Switzerland and score a hat-trick?"}, {"start": 8594.22, "end": 8596.22, "text": " So well every way in"}, {"start": 8603.82, "end": 8605.82, "text": " Chat oh my god"}, {"start": 8606.859999999999, "end": 8613.019999999999, "text": " Special moment has changed everything and they seemingly just always find a way to win"}, {"start": 8615.099999999999, "end": 8621.26, "text": " Stand by for a huge huge debate dude Alvarez screamer second yellow"}, {"start": 8621.26, "end": 8630.26, "text": " That's Switzerland, the time limit was probably on top in the game, good to tell."}, {"start": 8630.26, "end": 8637.26, "text": " One of the last chances I have, Salvo has a going away in the end."}, {"start": 8637.26, "end": 8646.26, "text": " Not quite there, 119th, 120th."}, {"start": 8646.26, "end": 8648.26, "text": " Come on! Come on!"}, {"start": 8650.58, "end": 8651.58, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 8652.380000000001, "end": 8653.380000000001, "text": " Messi!"}, {"start": 8653.58, "end": 8654.58, "text": " Messi!"}, {"start": 8654.78, "end": 8655.78, "text": " Messi!"}, {"start": 8656.22, "end": 8657.22, "text": " Messi!"}, {"start": 8657.74, "end": 8658.74, "text": " Messi!"}, {"start": 8662.1, "end": 8663.1, "text": " Almost, almost."}, {"start": 8663.78, "end": 8664.78, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 8664.78, "end": 8671.42, "text": " just fine taking eternity with the corner because you're not allowed to take an eternity anymore are you?"}, {"start": 8671.42, "end": 8675.58, "text": " No but these people beat them."}, {"start": 8675.58, "end": 8683.34, "text": " Nice you beat a team of farmers losing verse England next by the way ha ha look"}, {"start": 8683.34, "end": 8689.58, "text": " bro Algeria's bad apparently Austria's bad apparently Jordan's bad"}, {"start": 8689.58, "end": 8691.58, "text": " Cabo Verde's bad"}, {"start": 8692.18, "end": 8699.34, "text": " Egypt is bad, Switzerland's bad. Look, bro. Hey, you gotta win the games. He wins the games"}, {"start": 8699.98, "end": 8702.22, "text": " You gotta win the games. He wins the games, bro"}, {"start": 8706.3, "end": 8708.3, "text": " He wins the games"}, {"start": 8710.539999999999, "end": 8715.88, "text": " Messi has no control over who he plays all he can control is if he wins and he hasn't lost yet"}, {"start": 8715.880000000001, "end": 8722.560000000001, "text": " suck on these unshaved testicles my boy oh wait I did shave them"}, {"start": 8722.560000000001, "end": 8730.960000000001, "text": " to the semi-finals of the world cup yet again a reminder they've never lost these six semi-finals in world cup history"}, {"start": 8730.960000000001, "end": 8736.12, "text": " and that's it that's it chat"}, {"start": 8736.12, "end": 8740.160000000002, "text": " Argentina is making it to the semis bro"}, {"start": 8740.16, "end": 8745.16, "text": " Still we play on, one last swiss attack, repel..."}, {"start": 8745.16, "end": 8747.16, "text": " That's it! Finito!"}, {"start": 8747.16, "end": 8750.16, "text": " He's gonna get across him. He does get across him."}, {"start": 8750.16, "end": 8752.16, "text": " Gitman can't quite reach it."}, {"start": 8752.16, "end": 8753.16, "text": " Four minutes!"}, {"start": 8753.16, "end": 8755.16, "text": " VAS! VAS!"}, {"start": 8757.16, "end": 8761.16, "text": " The storyline doesn't begin to tell the story of this game."}, {"start": 8761.16, "end": 8763.16, "text": " Four minutes!"}, {"start": 8763.16, "end": 8765.16, "text": " On 15 minutes, stop it!"}, {"start": 8765.16, "end": 8767.56, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 8767.56, "end": 8768.56, "text": " Metsy!"}, {"start": 8768.56, "end": 8769.56, "text": " Metsy!"}, {"start": 8769.56, "end": 8770.56, "text": " Casting Metsy!"}, {"start": 8770.56, "end": 8771.56, "text": " Casting!"}, {"start": 8771.56, "end": 8772.56, "text": " Metsy!"}, {"start": 8772.56, "end": 8773.56, "text": " He's going to try and fight."}, {"start": 8773.56, "end": 8774.56, "text": " Metsy's going to try and score himself."}, {"start": 8774.56, "end": 8775.56, "text": " Gatero Martinez!"}, {"start": 8775.56, "end": 8776.56, "text": " Three-line Argentina!"}, {"start": 8776.56, "end": 8777.56, "text": " K."}, {"start": 8777.56, "end": 8778.56, "text": " Metsy!"}, {"start": 8778.56, "end": 8779.56, "text": " Poblin!"}, {"start": 8779.56, "end": 8780.56, "text": " Poblin!"}, {"start": 8780.56, "end": 8781.56, "text": " Poblin!"}, {"start": 8781.56, "end": 8782.56, "text": " Poblin!"}, {"start": 8782.56, "end": 8783.56, "text": " Poblin!"}, {"start": 8783.56, "end": 8784.56, "text": " She right!"}, {"start": 8784.56, "end": 8785.56, "text": " Poblin!"}, {"start": 8785.56, "end": 8786.56, "text": " Poblin!"}, {"start": 8786.56, "end": 8787.56, "text": " Poblin!"}, {"start": 8787.56, "end": 8788.56, "text": " Poblin!"}, {"start": 8788.56, "end": 8789.56, "text": " Poblin!"}, {"start": 8789.56, "end": 8790.56, "text": " Poblin!"}, {"start": 8790.56, "end": 8810.72, "text": " It's over bro. Argentina versus England. Locked."}, {"start": 8810.72, "end": 8818.8, "text": " Messi's gonna whoop that ass England. England you better be fucking ready man."}, {"start": 8818.800000000001, "end": 8820.68, "text": " You better be fuckin' ready."}, {"start": 8820.68, "end": 8825.2, "text": " Make an extra big pot of tea on the 15th."}, {"start": 8825.2, "end": 8828.2, "text": " Messi's gonna whoop that ass."}, {"start": 8828.2, "end": 8830.2, "text": " Finish tough, Switzerland."}, {"start": 8830.2, "end": 8834.2, "text": " Switzerland have no choice but to throw caution to the win."}, {"start": 8834.2, "end": 8837.2, "text": " I thought the chance got away from Almata a little bit."}, {"start": 8837.2, "end": 8839.2, "text": " Google has to be smart here."}, {"start": 8839.2, "end": 8844.2, "text": " Unfortunately for Switzerland, falls right to the feet of that man."}, {"start": 8844.2, "end": 8847.2, "text": " He's not gonna miss with an open net from there."}, {"start": 8847.2, "end": 8856.720000000001, "text": " 3-1 Argentina, next up England, what it means is that the top four in the FIFA rankings"}, {"start": 8856.720000000001, "end": 8868.0, "text": " for the first time ever will be the four 75-list, two glorious games to look forward to, celebrate"}, {"start": 8868.0, "end": 8874.640000000001, "text": " with the fans. Play the song bro, play the song, play the song bro."}, {"start": 8874.64, "end": 8880.64, "text": " Argentina, Argentina, las calonetas ya llego!"}, {"start": 8880.64, "end": 8897.64, "text": " Mart\u00ednez, Molina, Romero, Feneci, Taliafico, Macalister, Paredes, Fernandez, Alvarez,"}, {"start": 8897.64, "end": 8915.199999999999, "text": " They did it bro hey back into the semis man it's over guys I'm telling you bro gg's"}, {"start": 8915.199999999999, "end": 8920.88, "text": " this shit is over bro Messi's winning the semifinals and winning the finals"}, {"start": 8920.880000000001, "end": 8922.880000000001, "text": " Lock this shit"}, {"start": 8924.400000000001, "end": 8926.400000000001, "text": " This is one of the world cup, bro"}, {"start": 8926.640000000001, "end": 8928.640000000001, "text": " This is one of the world cup"}, {"start": 8929.28, "end": 8931.28, "text": " This is one of the world cup"}, {"start": 8932.04, "end": 8934.640000000001, "text": " The extraordinary run, it goes on"}, {"start": 8936.800000000001, "end": 8938.800000000001, "text": " 12 games unbeaten"}, {"start": 8938.800000000001, "end": 8940.800000000001, "text": " It's not that great"}, {"start": 8941.68, "end": 8944.000000000002, "text": " The mod has been good since it came on"}, {"start": 8945.2, "end": 8947.2, "text": " For kind of the extra time period"}, {"start": 8947.2, "end": 8954.400000000001, "text": " Connor lost, was he already lost?"}, {"start": 8954.400000000001, "end": 8957.0, "text": " Connor got injured?"}, {"start": 8957.0, "end": 8959.880000000001, "text": " He tore his knee."}, {"start": 8959.880000000001, "end": 8967.640000000001, "text": " Connor already, wait, wait, wait, Connor already got injured."}, {"start": 8967.640000000001, "end": 8969.480000000001, "text": " He blew his knee open."}, {"start": 8969.480000000001, "end": 8975.560000000001, "text": " Bro, I thought y'all said he was fighting like five minutes ago."}, {"start": 8975.56, "end": 8981.4, "text": " Blue his knee open. Oh my god the game ended."}, {"start": 8992.64, "end": 9001.48, "text": " Semifinals stages set bro. France versus Spain on the 14th. Cinema. England versus"}, {"start": 9001.48, "end": 9003.48, "text": " Argentina on the 15th cinema"}, {"start": 9004.24, "end": 9007.199999999999, "text": " It is time, bro. It is fucking time, dude"}, {"start": 9007.92, "end": 9009.92, "text": " It is time man"}, {"start": 9010.48, "end": 9012.48, "text": " Chat bro, I'ma head off bro"}, {"start": 9013.56, "end": 9016.08, "text": " Listen man, when you guys see my stream tomorrow"}, {"start": 9016.92, "end": 9022.6, "text": " It's gonna be early chat peak little Airbnb stream pretty last minute on the last minute set it up chat"}, {"start": 9024.8, "end": 9030.4, "text": " Tomorrow when y'all see me I'm gonna be in Dallas competing in the fortnight program"}, {"start": 9031.48, "end": 9033.48, "text": " I'm gonna leave you with this word, bro."}, {"start": 9036.68, "end": 9042.039999999999, "text": " I'm not gonna get farmed. I'm not gonna die to fucking Peterbot 20 times like everybody thinks."}, {"start": 9043.64, "end": 9047.48, "text": " I'm gonna win this tournament, and it's gonna go down"}, {"start": 9048.84, "end": 9052.38, "text": " as the greatest most unexpected gaming performance ever."}, {"start": 9053.32, "end": 9055.4, "text": " Pollo, if you see this message,"}, {"start": 9057.359999999999, "end": 9059.119999999999, "text": " Geech,"}, {"start": 9059.119999999999, "end": 9061.119999999999, "text": " or what in the shit Pollo,"}, {"start": 9061.48, "end": 9068.199999999999, "text": " Check, peace out, stay real, one love, in the case I don't see you."}]}