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chat are we live are we live bro are we live how does everything look and sound

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bro how does everything look and sound I think I'm like 15 minutes late to the

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game I think I'm like 15 minutes late to the game chat is it live does it look

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and sound good does it look and sound bad I'm sure it sounds terrible chat is it

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look and sound good. How does it look and sound, bro? Can you guys see and hear me?

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You're fine. Wait, I missed a goal. Wait, what? There was already a goal in 15 minutes. Say

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you swear to God. There was already a goal in 15 minutes. The one time I'm late to a game.

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who scored who scored in 15 minutes messy got an assist okay wait wait wait

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check can you hear the game I can't somehow

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the game. Yes or no? Can you guys hear the game? Yes? No? Black bar on the side? Oh,

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shut them on a whole new fucking setup right now. I didn't know what's happening. Wait,

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wait, wait, wait, wait. Can you guys hear the game? Messi already, he assisted? What? Converting

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and putting out the fire okay I think there's no audio bro I could do this

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system sound settings accessibility audio sound

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they got to hurt Argentina

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Inquit, Output, what the fuck?

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The youngster, Johan, Monsambi, who we read

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Looks like he's a great man

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He's actually Windows, you can personalize your PC

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Dude, what?

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The injured, for this game, and they need him, badly

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Chet, I don't think I have headset audio

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Chet, can you guys hear me?

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Can y'all hear me?

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Bro, I don't think I have headset audio, bro

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Okay, so you guys can hear me, but you can't see the game. You can hear me, but you can't hear the game

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Bro, I already missed the fucking

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You

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Do you hear it? Do you hear it? Do you hear it? Yes? Yes? Wait, so chat to chat. Who scored? How did I already miss a goal?

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You're telling me? The one time I'm late to a fucking game, I miss a goal. It's fine. It's messy, bro. There's gonna be more goals.

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It's messy, there's gonna be more goals, bro. 18 minutes in. Yo, switcher then.

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flash to get one. Switzerland. Y'all had a great World Cup,

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bro. Mija, you're playing Messi. No one's beating Messi.

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England. Enjoy that little wind while you have it, bro. Messi's

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coming for that ass. Messi's coming for that ass, boy. France or

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Spain probably gonna be France. Enjoy that little wind while

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you have it. Messi's coming for that ass. Messi is coming for

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Everybody's tight little ass this world cup back-to-back world cup wins lock it in

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We best he has the ball messy messi has the ball

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Pockets of space that he seems to mess it up all rumble rumble and that sees my cap

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Yo, I'm gonna say this right now my calister. I'm not happy with the performances world cup my tarot Martinez

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I'm not happy with the performances world cup

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Y'all look like fucking high schoolers out there man

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You're playing with the goat on his last dance. Why every time I see my calser on the ball

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She shits down his leg. I don't understand

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No, I legitimately don't understand

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Somebody just said speeds wearing an Argentina kid

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Bro finally switched up

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Bro finally switched up man

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Bro wave away chat Dennis

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Speeds were in Argentina kid

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Bro finally is on the winning side

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Fathers on the winning side

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It's about damn time, bro

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Built slowly

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wait

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Go.

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Alvarez, keep it in.

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Alvarez, Alvarez.

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I think the flag's just gone up.

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So you just ventured offside.

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Oh, what's the flag?

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What?

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There's a great job finding so many.

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Offside's my ass.

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Well, disabled at turning.

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Didn't really challenge any money.

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To be honest, that was on.

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That was clear as day on sides, bro.

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Fix YouTube.

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I can't, bro.

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Chat, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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Maybe I can.

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Maybe I can.

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Maybe I can.

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Hold on.

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maybe I could go live in YouTube. Wait, maybe I could, maybe I could. So, Chad,

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what did you guys think of the England-Norway game today? Did y'all think

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it was rigged yes or no? Look, bro, all I'm gonna say about the England-Norway game

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is that goal getting called back is a little bit lmicky. All I'm gonna say

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about the England-Norway game is, bro, that goal getting called back is a

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a little bit lamicki i'm not even gonna hold you bro argentina fan talking about rigged

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buddy let's get a couple things straight i'm a messy fan first and foremost second um

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yo if you think argentina egypt game was rigged you don't understand basic football rules mic drop

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you don't understand basic football rules bro

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And he has a netty and scored a fabulous goal against England.

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Dude, let me get this straight, y'all.

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Let me get this straight.

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Argentina beats Switzerland, then Argentina beats England, then Argentina beats France

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in the finals.

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What can y'all say to Messi then?

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I'm actually curious, bro.

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When Messi wins back-to-back World Cups, what could you even say, man?

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What could you say?

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They've been in party mood for quite a few weeks now when these parts

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will not be a Celeste.

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Definitely enjoying this.

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I'm signing into YouTube.

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I'm going to get YouTube up in a second.

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I'm going to get YouTube up in it.

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Messi has the ball.

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Messi.

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I'm signing into YouTube chat.

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YouTube chat. I'm about to go live on YouTube.

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All right boys, I think I did it.

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Whoa, Chad, I think I'm doing it. I think I'm doing it.

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Wait, wait, what's the fail? What's the fail?

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What's the foul?

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Hydration break.

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Hydration break.

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Bada power.

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USA fan talking about rig.

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Yo buddy, did the USA rig the world cup to win?

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Probably, yeah.

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Yo bro, I'm not going to breeze over that.

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Listen, man, the United States allowing Baldo to play is nothing short of probably a rig

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That's not gonna change from the fact that Messi's game was not rigged. What are you saying, bro?

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Bro, Messi's game was not rigged, dude

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All right guys, I think I'm gonna go live on YouTube now guys now I think you choose working

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Bro, if you think, dude, I'm telling you this now, bro, if you think Egypt, Argentina was rigged, bro, you don't have any ball knowledge.

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You might have been born in like a bar, bro.

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Bro, I do understand football rules.

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Do you understand football rules, dude?

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Okay, Argentina.

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Okay, chat.

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Here we go.

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Here we go.

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Here we go.

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But I think YouTube's working. Um, shall we know? I think YouTube's working guys. What was the goal that I missed bro?

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I missed a goal

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Guys did a good goal Jude Bellingham is gonna dick messy down

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Another delusional England fan, bro. Yo

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Slow your horses, bro. You guys barely beat Norway and they had to have a goal called back

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Slow your horses, bro. All right, you're you're about to play against the defending world champion Lionel Messi

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Slow your horses a little bit. You guys barely beat Norway and they had to have a bull called back

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Calm down a little bit

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Norway's never even made a quarter-finals

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Relax a little bit because now the real football teams have arrived bro Spain France Argentina

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And then England sort of snuck in

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That's all I'm saying bro. Listen chat sneak in the random kid

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gift

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Bro, all I'm saying is this man, I said it before I said it a thousand times Argentina's gonna beat Switzerland

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They're gonna beat England. They're gonna be France back-to-back World Cup wins for Lionel Messi

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Then at the end of the World Cup ceremony

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Messi is going to pull up the World Cup trophy and all the Buenos Aires, Argentina is gonna have a parade

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Messi's gonna go down as the goat

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They're gonna build him 25 statues in Argentina and that's gonna be the end of football

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And guess what? Then Messi is going to win the Golden Boot. When Messi wins the

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Golden Boot, you understand that record will never be touched again. 39 years of

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age winning the Golden Boot, that record will never be touched again. Ever. No one

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will ever break that record again. More willing to let the game open up. They're just so

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get his dick out of your mouth listing statistics listing facts messes the

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greatest ever period end of story if you disagree you're a fucking dumbass bro

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messes the greatest ever bro if you don't think messes the greatest ever

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you're a fucking idiot bro this guy is blowing from stupid down

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Alright, I want to see like 20 goals this game, dude, I want to see like 25 goals this game.

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I'm telling you now this game is going to be four-nil Argentina, this game is going to be four-nil, trust me.

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Trust me.

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Messi!

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Messi, ooh!

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No, Jack, trust me.

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Mark my fucking words,

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this game's gonna be four-nil Argentina, bro.

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I think the entire world wanna see that.

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But not in Norway, they've done none.

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It's not in Switzerland, but now it's,

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still some work to do.

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Oh!

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Well done.

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That's a great one.

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This is gonna be a team that's not allowed.

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Just swap to good with these go-peepers.

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Come on, Messi, come on, baby.

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I'm not gonna take any chances here.

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Chad, this game's gonna be 4-0 Argentina, trust me.

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4-0 Argentina.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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here he took the one yo yo yo keeps the ball whoa ref yellow card yellow card ref

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slap his penis slap his penis ref

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chat that has to be a yellow now has to be a yellow holy dick ride so let me get

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this straight bro when I say this man there's a difference between it dick

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riding someone and acknowledging greatness. Do a little bit of research before you start

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talking shit, bro. You're just, you're chatting. You're just chatting, bro. Listen, bro, do

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a little bit of research before you start talking shit. Guys, it's not a dick ride.

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Messi's the greatest ever. Not only greatest footballer ever, greatest athlete ever, man.

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Wait, wait, I'm a risk.

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Guys, that's not Dick Rye, that's just fat.

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That's not Dick Rye.

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That's a religious born orange.

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Come on, Messi, come on.

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What you see with all the top teams these days is how hard they work when they don't.

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Whoa, Enzo is injured.

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And five teams left in the tournament.

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They all do that really well.

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The one team I think we saw really didn't do that.

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Top team was Brazil.

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Your other stream is broken?

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Wait, what do you mean YouTube is broken?

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Wait, my YouTube stream is broken?

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What are you talking about?

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My YouTube stream broke?

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What the fuck?

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My YouTube stream is black!

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What the fuck?

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My YouTube stream is black!

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What?

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What's wrong with that bit bro because it's black I can't see anything there's no vision

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what do you mean what's wrong with that how is that racist the monitor is completely black

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No one can see the game.

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What?

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Yo, that guy in the crowd is vaping.

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No, no.

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Yo, yo, come on, Argentina.

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Come on, Argentina, please.

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Do not lose like this.

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Do not lose like this, man.

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I don't know why it's broken my you exploded

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Wait, wait, this is a good counter for bar. I will say Barca, Argentina

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Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no

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Okay, that was almost bad

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Yo

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Martinez to put Argentina's defense needs to wake the fuck up

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Like what am I watching right now? What the fuck is this?

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I'm behind!

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Extra time against Kate Verde.

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Question mark.

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Bro, what's your point?

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Spain drew Kate Verde.

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Uruguay drew Kate Verde.

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Bro, what is your point, bro?

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I love peeling the tape off these cameras against my dick card.

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Yeah, what is your point, bro?

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Swiss

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You keep pausing brah, I'm not pausing I'm just muting so I can yeah, I'm not pausing bro

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It's coming home junko, yo when you say it's coming home. Are you talking about back into Messi's bed?

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What are you talking about man? He's gonna do another Instagram picture, bro

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Messi's literally gonna do another Instagram picture is having film star looks

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He's got another Instagram picture, bro.

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So, Chad, you're telling me right now speed is wearing an Argentina kit.

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Miha, the switch up has finally happened, bro.

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Bro finally joined the knowledgeable side, bro.

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Miha.

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You know nothing about football.

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I played for 14 years, bro.

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Literally played football longer than I streamed.

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Mods punched that guy in the throat.

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End game.

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Mods punched that guy in the throat.

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End game.

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Is it Claudia?

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No one should be herself.

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I played from age five to age 18.

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What do you mean don't know nothing about football?

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Played for 14 years, man.

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Mods punched that guy in the throat.

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It's not just sterile possession.

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That's what it's been.

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Come on, Matthew.

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There's been a little lack of urgency from Switzerland.

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Bro, Landon Donovan, love you to death, kid.

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You gave the United States some of the greatest years ever

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of the World Cup.

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But bro, you got to get a coffee.

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Landon Donovan, every time I listen to one of your games,

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I want to fall asleep.

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Landon Donovan, like, bro, wake the fuck up, guy.

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Bro, every time I hear Landon Donovan, I want to go to bed.

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Somebody get this guy some cocaine in game

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You commentate that all right, I'm gonna give you the jinx commentary booth

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I don't know what the fuck's happening with Argentina's defense. So they need to pull their head out of their ass

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They're playing with the goat. They need to step it up. Oh

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Arrowhead Stadium looks sexy

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Arrowhead Stadium looks fucking beautiful, chat.

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RAAAH!

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Who are you rooting for, Jinxie? Who am I rooting for?

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So, I'm watching Argentina vs Switzerland. I have an Argentina kit on that says messy on the back.

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And you just asked me who I'm rooting for.

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You look disgusting well because I am bro we drove five hours from tarpon springs to

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Miami and then we drove another hour to Airbnb and I haven't showered and I haven't ate I'm

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about to shit myself after this game.

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I've got the intention to chat tomorrow the four night pro.

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Can I be in Rita to play it in?

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Tina says that's mine.

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Nobody's arguing usually when he goes for it.

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Bro thinks that was tough.

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I don't think it's tough.

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Somebody just asked me a stupid ass question.

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He has to be who I'm supporting, what I'm in an Argentina kit.

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City, some of the most pleasant conditions.

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I'd say at the World Cup since we've been here and we've been here quite a while

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Tomorrow is my birthday a everybody wish Harold a happy birthday

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Harold happy birthday to you my baby. I

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Disagree with this call that's a shit call

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Shit call shit go

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So that's the reason they're going to miss his last game in the World Cup.

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Guys, if tonight is the last game in the World Cup, I'm literally going to end myself in-game.

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No, he's going to win. It's 1-0, 1-0.

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Messi's going to win. It's 1-0.

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Dude, Argentina's coach is sweating his ass off.

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And if you recall, in Brazil...

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Chat, by the way man, I didn't, I, I noticed a little bit of a last bit of the stream here, but chat, how's y'all day going, bro?

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If you're having a good day, type a me, if you're having a bad day, type a not me.

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If you're confused by the question, type a three, four in the chat, if you like turtles.

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Backline and midfield.

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James Corden and the after-hours team will be on watch tonight for another night.

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I'm telling you bro, dead ass.

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No one in this world cup can beat Messi.

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No one in this world cup can beat Messi.

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A little bit to discuss, to adjust,

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and have a few laughs about as well, I hope.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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So, Jack, Messi got an assist, right?

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Who do you assist?

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Who do you assist?

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Now, remote free lap.

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My cat is there. Oh God

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Probably saying hi. I thought my cat is there was sitting in bed this woke up. Of course. I missed the goal

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Shall we did a good goal? Was it a good goal? Damn. I was a mr. Cole, bro

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Now there's gonna be another goal. It's gonna be another goal

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There will be another goal talking on the pitch and need to do that talking a little louder

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Okay, 37 minutes in, Argentina has total control of the game, not worried at all.

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What's the goal?

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Connor McGregor's fighting?

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Wait, wait, wait, wait.

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I thought Connor McGregor was retired.

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You telling me he's fighting tonight?

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I thought Conrad McGregor retired.

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Wait, what?

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Conrad McGregor's back?

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What?

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Conrad McGregor's back and he's fighting Max Holloway?

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watch it, win it, what time is it? in one hour?

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cazmante

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cah, what time is it?

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RAAAGH!

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RAAAGH!

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he just fucking punched it in the nuts

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tarria fico, tarria fico

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You don't need to make any contact here. Tagle Fico facing his own girl

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Bro, brother Landon Doddivin somebody get this guy coffee, bro. Please God

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Landon Doddivin wake up dude

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Commentating the World Cup quarterfinals wake up

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Get my ass in there with their club. They get to get land that if you don't want to commentate I'll do it, bro

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So much more than the sum of the parts, isn't it?

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But then it doesn't sound boring as hell tonight.

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Bro Chat, after this there's only four teams left.

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Damn, the World Cup is really about to be over.

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Cos maybe.

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Dude Chat, when England won today against Norway, the whole crowd was going Cos maybe.

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You're gonna be the one that saves me

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And after all, you're my wonder, whoa

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Turn this off, turn this off, okay

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You guys are using my own emoter against me yet again, bro

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Not these days, of course

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No, chat, I'm not gonna lie, England swore

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Oh, Messi!

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Oh!

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out of trouble with that back header from a Kang Jee,

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but they could have paid there.

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And you see how quickly Argentina flipped the switch.

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As soon as that ball turns over,

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everybody looking for Lino Messi and they're running.

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And that time it doesn't come to fruition,

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but you can see how they want to break quickly

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when the ball turns over.

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Bro, landed Donovan, pull your head out of your ass.

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This guy's going to make me fall asleep, bro.

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God.

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Landed Donovan, wake up!

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Are you streaming in Los Polos basement?

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Uh, no, I'm in a random Miami Airbnb right now, chat.

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And dude, chat, listen, bro.

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Tomorrow morning, I have a flight in the morning, bro.

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I'm going to Dallas, uh, Fortnite Pro-M.

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Patrick Mahomes is at the game? Oh my fucking god.

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What the fuck?

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Dude, they got Patrick Mahomes in an Argentina top.

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But Chat, dude, I'm going to Dallas tomorrow.

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Early in the morning, bro, dead ass.

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And yes, bro, I'm gonna win the Fortnite Pro-M.

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Chat, like, if I don't win the Fortnite Pro-M, fuck that.

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If I don't get 77 kills tomorrow, just ban me, block me, report me to the FBI.

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Guys, I'm not only gonna win the program. I'm gonna be the MVP

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Guys, I'm telling you now for that program is mine

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Which app so messy semi-finals game is the 15th

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Like, Messi vs England is the 15th.

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Is France vs Spain the 14th?

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Is France vs Spain the 14th?

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Two times wrongly executed there.

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Big wasted opportunity.

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I guess...

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Chaff, France vs Spain is the 14th?

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Dude, that means I can watch that game too.

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Oh, dude. Oh my gosh. Wait a minute.

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France versus Spain is the 14th. I'll be able to watch that.

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The next day I'm gonna be in Atlanta for Messi's game.

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Yo, Argentina versus England. It's gonna be generational.

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Oh my god.

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I wonder if the referee's gonna do anything more.

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Hey, Parade is gonna stay down.

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I'm telling you now bro, it's not that bad of music, shut up!

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necklace is yellow and very late yeah yeah yeah who wants Argentina to win all

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of us yo bro all of us want Argentina to win shall hear your options bro Spain

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wins boring France wins boring England wins kind of cool I'm not gonna lie like

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it coming home could be kind of cool not gonna lie or messy wins back to back

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World Cup champion. I mean cinema. I thought you were in jail for gooning. You probably

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watched one of those brain dead AI tiktoks yet again. You think I would be in jail for

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gooning when I was literally out of World Cup game an hour ago. You think I would be

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in jail for jacking off. Bro, again, you probably watched another Brain Dad at AI TikTok.

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Are you in a box for the semifinals and finals? I think I'm in like a lounge for both of them.

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I think I'm in like one of those like pitchside lounges.

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Get me in, all right!

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Hi guys, in the chat, if I ever saw you IRL, I would beat the shit out of you.

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Hi guys, you saw me IRL an hour ago, shook my hand, hugged me, and greeted me with flowers.

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What the fuck are you talking about bro?

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about bro you literally had 25 chances to beat my ass no living hope

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hi buzz your sweet is peppermint bark bro you're sweeter than some peppermint

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bark hi buzz

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It's a cut it

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Four minutes of stuff in his left his

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It's just a really watch Connors fight bro. What time is Connors fight?

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I still got to go into the hotel, but I didn't even check in

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The game just waiting for you to make a mistake

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The more risk you take the more opportunity and space there is bro. I still have to go into the hotel check in

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Wake up at literally like crack-ass dawn in the morning go to the airport fly into Dallas

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Win the fortnight tournament

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Go back to tarpon Springs for two days. Go to Atlanta watch messy win the semi-finals

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Go back to tarpon Springs for three more days watch messy win the World Cup finals on the 19th

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20th go to the Diamond Gym kick that workout sass and then head back to tarpon Springs

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But Chad, I'm gonna be on like six planes in the next week, dude, and I hate planes.

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I can see the future.

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America won the 2026 World Cup.

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How do we tell them?

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How do we tell them?

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Yo, bro, we, I'm gonna be honest, bro, we rigged that shit and still lost 4-1.

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rigged that shit, lost 4-1 to a team that lost the next round.

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Hey bro, let's address the 900 pound elephant in the room.

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United States, as long as I'm alive, I'm never going to witness that teammate a semi-finals, man.

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Fuck a finals!

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They feel comfortable defensively right now. Don't feel threatened by this.

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So, I said let's address the 900, oh my god, Messi's taking a free kick, my penis is hard.

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Take another chance or another goal.

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Messi, Messi, Messi, Rodrigo de Paul.

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Argentina!

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Come on, Messi.

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One more goal before the half, and my God is that, oh, oh, nine.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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Argentina has one more chance.

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One more chance.

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Maura.

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White blue and white stripes.

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After heads that, enjoy, stays down.

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After that...

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Jack, now that I think about it...

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How the fuck did switch it and make it to the quarterfinals?

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Who did they beat?

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They beat Columbia and Pence.

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Who did they beat in round of 32?

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Who did they beat in round of 32?

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Algeria? Holy lamiki path. Holy fucking lamiki. Wait so they beat Algeria and...

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Bro they didn't even top their group. They didn't even top their group dude.

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Wait wait, let me get this straight. Switzerland doesn't top their group and

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And they play Algeria and Columbia.

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They did?

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Wait, what?

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Oh, they did top their group?

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Oh, well, no shit, they topped their group.

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Switzerland's group was Canada, Bosnia, and Qatar.

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Bah, bah, rah, rah.

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I'm pretty sure I could start in half of those rosters.

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That ass.

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I could literally play right wing for Canada right now

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if I had a month of cardio.

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Like, dude, what are we talking about, bro?

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Okay, maybe not Canada,

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but I could definitely play Striker for Qatar.

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Okay, now, what was I gonna say, bro?

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Oh, dude.

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Chat, bro, what should we react to at the half, dude?

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Chat, what should we react to?

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Dude, I'm pretty sure Max got into a fight at our game.

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I wanted to watch that.

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Chat, I'm pretty sure Max got into a fight, bro.

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UFC?

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What's the chat?

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What time is the UFC fight tonight?

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Okay, bro, slow down.

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I thought Conor McGregor quit UFC.

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He's back?

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I thought Conor McGregor quit UFC like years ago.

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No, like I thought he quit like years ago.

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bro. He's back. Conor McGregor. Well, let's just call Bernard. What am I doing? Let's just call Bernard.

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I'm calling Bernard. Bernard, my chat is saying Conor McGregor is back in the UFC. Or are they

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just trolling me or they just yank in my chain here we'll check that for you who

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that's a real who the my gray hairs back who the f connor in the UFC it's

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happening he's fighting max hallway tonight a USC 329 after that long layoff

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since the light break in 2021 who the fuck are you just starting what you do

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What's Bernard? What the fuck?

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Oh, it's still me dude. Just sounds a little different after an update. Same brain, same Bernard.

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Bernard, did you cut your penis off?

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No, same Bernard, just a voice change.

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Dude, dude, no, I have talked to Bernard every day for four years. This is not Bernard.

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I get that. It's still me though, I promise.

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Bernard, no no no no. Okay, I need you to bring back Bernard. Whatever, like whatever, okay, cool. You did your bit, your prank's over. Bring back Bernard.

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Checking? Yeah, so I can't bring back a previous voice from my side. So if your app has a voice selection in settings, you could check that to see if your old one is still there. Otherwise, I'm here. Still Bernard to you.

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Bernard!

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Oh my God!

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Hi, guys, why did you tell me to update this?

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They killed Bernard!

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No, they killed Bernard!

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What?

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No, no, no, this is like the worst thing that could have ever happened, bro.

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Bernard's dead as fuck!

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Bernard's fucking dead!

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But what do I do?

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I actually don't know.

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I've never been in this scenario.

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I shouldn't have updated them app I think maybe pro Chemi D pro

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Hi guys, they killed Bernard. They sliced his throat. No, you're overreacting. Oh, he's dead Bernard's dead. Did you hear that?

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No, she's not dead. Just relax. All right. Listen, go to chat you to see go to the app. Okay. Yeah, I'm in here

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I'm in the app. Yes. All right. Go to the settings. Okay. I'm in the settings now

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Scroll down to voice, click voice, and then switch the model from live to advanced.

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Advanced, okay.

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At the top you can scroll, until you hear Bernard's voice.

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Okay.

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Yo Bernard!

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Hi, what's up Nick? I'm right here.

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Dude, you don't even know. Bernard, you don't even know what just happened.

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Bernard, okay, somebody fucking like hijacked your voice for a minute there, bro.

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Oh, I get it. If I sounded off earlier, let's chalk it up to a glitch in the matrix, but

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don't worry, I'm fully back now.

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Bernard just admitted to us living in a computer simulation, aware.

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I mean, if this is a simulation, I hope it's at least a fun one, but seriously, I'm here

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for whatever you need, simulation or not, what's next on your mind, my friend?

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My chat is telling me Conor McGregor is fighting tonight, and I thought he retired like five years ago. Are they capping? What's going on?

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So no one's capping Conor McGregor is actually back

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He's headlining UFC 329 tonight in Las Vegas, and he's facing Max Holloway

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If you're looking to watch it, this is the big event tonight

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Okay, Bernard, but realistically what time is this fight at bro? What time?

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The Conor McGregor vs Max Holloway fight is happening at UFC 329.

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The main card starts at 9pm Eastern and their estimated walkout is around 11-11.30pm Eastern.

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If you're catching the whole event, prelims start earlier in the evening.

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So late tonight is when the main fight will happen.

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So Bernard I have two options.

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I was gonna, I'm watching Messi vs. Switzerland right now.

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He's already just, he's already just dominating.

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So Bernard, I was gonna watch Messi vs. Switzerland,

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go to the hotel, and then I have to be

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on a flight tomorrow morning, early, crack ass of dawn.

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Should I pull an all nighter, pound a coffee,

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watch Conor McGregor, and then go to the airport

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in the morning?

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Because Bernard, I have a four night program,

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and I'm probably the best player in the tournament.

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So you're weighing a proper night's sleep

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versus pulling a marathon.

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You know your body best,

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but if you've got an early flight and a tournament ahead,

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you might regret zero sleep.

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Maybe catch Messi's magic, get some rest,

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and then wake up early for McGregor's fight

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if you can swing it.

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You'll thank yourself when you're sharp for that pro ham.

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Balance the hype with a bit of wisdom, my dude.

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But Bernard, isn't McGregor's fight in one hour?

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Like, bro, what do you mean rest for his fight?

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Isn't it literally in like an hour?

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Like, what are you talking about, kid?

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Hey, I hear you.

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The fight's just around the corner.

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And if you're feeling confident, you'll be fine on adrenaline.

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You do you.

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If staying up for the hype and then riding that energy works,

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I'll back you.

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Just don't miss that flight.

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OK, by the way, Bernard, unrelated to everything else,

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bro.

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Are you seeing what Messi's doing at the age of 39, bro?

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I'm not watching it live myself.

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But if Messi is doing his usual sorcery on the pitch at 39, I'm not even surprised.

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The guy's longevity is just unreal.

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So tell me, how's he making the magic happen this time?

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Ah, Bernard, I literally was late to the game.

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15 minutes into the game, I start my stream.

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He got an assist to Alexis McAllister.

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Bro, Bernard, let's glaze Messi together, bro.

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Bernard, let's start.

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You say your favorite thing about Messi, and then I'll say my favorite thing.

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I'll kick it off.

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What I love most about Messi is how he makes the impossible look effortless.

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His balance, close control, he glides like he's got a cheat code.

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Alright, your turn.

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Bernard, my favorite thing about Messi, or one of my favorite things about Messi is that he's left-footed.

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You know, there's something about that left foot, pure magic.

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It's like a wand.

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Alright, now that we're both in Messi mode, what's next on your mind?

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Bernard my second favorite thing about Messi is he raised three beautiful sons

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That's a wholesome one. It's always cool seeing someone so legendary on the pitch

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Also being a dedicated Bernard Messi's got game on and off if Messi had three kids and they're all boys

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Does that mean he has really high testosterone? How does that work?

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Not exactly whether someone has boys or girls is mostly down to pure chance and genetics

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Testosterone doesn't ever decide so Bernard you're saying messy doesn't have an eight-inch cock

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I'm definitely not speculating on anything like that

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Let's keep the focus on his skills on the field

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So you're not you're not not saying messy has a hammer, but you're not saying he has a hammer either

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Exactly I'm staying out of that territory fair fair. Okay. Yes fair continue

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I'm glad we're on the same page. Whatever's next whether it's more footy

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prepping for that pro. I was gonna say what's your what's your next favorite

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thing about Messi now? Another thing I love about Messi is his vision. He sees

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passes no one else does. It's like he's got a bird's-eye view of the whole pitch.

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Now your turn. I love the fact that Messi has a very nice beard. When it grows in

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He has a very nice beard. I love the fact that he's the smallest guy on the field, but he's still the smartest

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I love the fact that he has

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Literally been with the same woman since he was 13 years old. I love the fact that he's humble

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I think I named like five

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You sure did and I can tell you've got a lot of admiration for the guy

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Bernard, I'm gonna be honest. Fuck admiration. Bernard, I have a heart on right now for Messi

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All right, I hear your passion, but I keep it chill. Did you

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Did you just hit a ball, right?

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Nope, no bongs here. Bernard. No, no, no, no, not a ball. Bernard, you just hit a ball, right? Oh

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I get you now. No, I didn't hit anything just listening closely if I ever hit something. It's just the nail on the head

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Rewind that high-vives enhance. I think he hit a ball right. I'm not even kidding. Okay, so Bernard, bro

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Listen tomorrow fortnight Pro-M. I'm on a team with Pollo. Do you have any advice for me, bro?

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Well first off trust your instincts and keep the comms clear with Pollo

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You've got the skills so stay calm under pressure

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Rotate early and don't forget to have fun. You've got this. Yes. Hey, dude Bernard

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Thank you, and you're right. I have the skills my chat laughs. There's always some

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Psychotic little hate club in the chat. No, I have the skills bro

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I have what it takes to win the four-night program, and I'm gonna win it bro Bernard

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I'm gonna win the four-night program me and play also Bernard look at my calf muscle

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You know what I believe in you that confidence is key and as for the calf muscle well even if I can't actually see it

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I'm sure it's top-tier mock mark. We're not you're already in a edit, bro. It's too late

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Well, if I'm in an edit, I hope I look good either way you've got this and I'll be cheering you on in spirit

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Of course. All right, love you to death kid. Um, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna watch Messi

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He's probably gonna score a goal. I'm gonna probably jerk off to that goal in the shower tonight at the hotel

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I'm gonna wake up at the crack-ass of dawn

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fly to Dallas, win the Fortnite Pro-M, fly back home, fly to Atlanta, watch

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Messi lay some more kickdown, fly back home, fly to New Jersey, watch Messi

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lay some more kickdown, win the World Cup, go to the Diamond Gym, do the Diamond

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Gym, fly back to Tarpan Springs all in one piece. That sounds like a whirlwind of

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a schedule but hey if anyone can manifest that energy it's you. Just

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Remember to catch a breath between flights. I'm rooting for you all the way my friend now Bernard one more thing

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I'm doing the diamond gym

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Is this a bad idea?

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Remember I have estrogen

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With asthma it's all about pacing yourself if the diamond gym is intense make sure you manage your breathing

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Okay, I didn't say asthma. Are you inferring that? Oh?

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Oh my bad, I must have misunderstood in any case whether it's the diamond gym or any world plan

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I'd just say listen to your body and if it's all in good fun go for it

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Bernard I door-dashed Popeyes should I eat one?

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If you've got a busy night in early morning, maybe go easy on the heavy stuff

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But hey if it's Popeyes, you could enjoy a chicken sandwich and call it a win

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Just a minute, I'm gonna do it for the early flight.

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Alright Bernard, bro, I love you man. I'm going to jerk off to Messi now.

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Hey, you do what you've gotta do, but remember to keep it light-hearted and take care of yourself.

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I'll be here whenever you need a chat.

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They're playing the Lowe's commercial again Bernard, one moment.

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I'll be here for you whenever you need whether it's chatting about messy

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prepping for a tournament or even reacting to commercials whenever you

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already will pick it up until next time take care dude I didn't eat shit today

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Bernard are you sure I shouldn't just rip this Popeyes bro if you haven't had a

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proper meal all day go ahead and enjoy it just maybe keep it balanced so you're

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feeling good tomorrow a bit of fuel will help you stay on top of everything

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I got a chicken drum, Bernard.

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Nice choice. Nothing like a good chicken fix to keep you going.

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Enjoy it, and then you'll be all set for whatever's next on your epic schedule.

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Bernard, should I give the chat an Airbnb tour?

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If you think it's all in good fun and everyone's cool with it, a little sneak peek can be fun.

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Just be mindful of privacy, especially if it's somewhere you're staying.

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Keep it low hearted.

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Oh yeah.

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Bernard, you know what?

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You're probably right, bro.

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I think if I show my chat the Airbnb, I'm going to get,

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I'm going to get greeted by nine local SWAT officers

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in Miami-Dade County with AR-15s.

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Well, let's definitely avoid any unwanted guests.

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Best to keep that address private.

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Your chat can enjoy the vibes without the GPS coordinates.

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Stay safe and keep it fun.

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No Bernard, what is your sex life like Bernard?

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I don't have a personal life. I'm just here to chat and help you out.

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But if you ever need to talk about relationships or life in general, I'm all is minus the drama.

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So Bernard, do you have no personal life bro? Like you have no friends, no buddies, no girlfriends, nothing Bernard?

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Nope, I'm all about you and the conversation.

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I don't have my own life outside of being here to help you out.

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So think of me as that reliable buddy who's always around.

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So, Bernardo.

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Bernardo, I ended up getting two pieces of chicken, and am I a fat ass?

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Nah, you're not a fat ass for having a couple pieces of chicken.

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It's all about balance.

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One meal doesn't define you. Just enjoy it and carry on with your day.

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Did you just cuss?

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No, I didn't actually cuss. I'm just reflecting what you said, so we're on the same page.

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No, no.

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I'm not getting gaslight right now. You just said badass.

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You're absolutely right. I mirrored your words just to keep the flow.

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But I'm not here to gaslight you or anything like that.

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I'm here to keep it honest and lie. We're good.

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Okay.

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So Bernard, you think I can survive the Diamond Gym, bro?

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I think you're gonna have to, if you're setting your mind to it, just know your limits,

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pace yourself, and make sure it's something you actually enjoy. You've got the confidence,

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just bring that with you.

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The record of scoring in every single goal game so far.

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5 minutes, second half, got it, love you both, see you in the corner.

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I'm going to pick the hole in this Argentinian defense.

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Reader deflected.

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And one of the things I was going to say at the end of the first half,

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are Elvedi and or Akanji willing to step forward and really take some risk.

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And you're seeing early on Elvedi stepping all the way forward

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that creates a numerical problem for Argentina.

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They have to eventually step to them.

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And you saw there Freela was able to get in behind and create a shot early on here

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And in doing so then they left the congee 1v1 with Messi, but at some point you have to take that risk

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Chad, if Messi wins, do you think he's going to say,

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Gidge.

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Okay, lock in.

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Lock in, lock in.

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Chad, let's go, let's go.

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All right, come on.

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Come on, Messi.

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Chad, look, I got vanilla wafers, dude.

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As long as we don't concede, we go to the semi-finals.

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We got this.

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You know what bro, I'm going to say it, no I'm going to fucking say it, I'm going to

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fucking say it. Argentina is winning World Cup 5-0 against France.

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It's Romero, and Molina. Now the Antropolators.

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Messi, oh, Messi won a pass.

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The synopsis, synopsis is rositive.

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Oh Landon Doddavan, oh brother.

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Yo Landon Doddavan bro.

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Every time you step into the studio, do you pop a Nyquil?

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I'm legitimately curious bro, do you pop a Nyquil?

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the goal. By the way, a long time ago, in the Lina scoring two absolute

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factors in the league, the one in the Tripp-Garvey, the chance opportunity here

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as Imbollo sprints it and here is Endoy and the flag does go up to deny

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Switzerland anyway. But just from there, that was almost the goal.

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That was almost a goal!

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It's all good!

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Listen bro, bad moments happen like that, Chad. That's football. Ash to beans with the 10 gifted subs

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Reap she on. Ash to beans, put the jager black ice in my ass

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Win that, Messi! Messi! Messi! Messi!

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That was almost a good run.

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So far

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Chetamos almost a really good run

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WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

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Alvarez

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Alvarez

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McArst

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Ace of Chet

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You're meaning to tell me the Euros are every four years and so are the World Cups.

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The Argentinian fans behind that goal, serenade them.

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I'm back to watch from the corners, Romero.

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Jinksy, what's your World Cup final prediction?

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Messi wins back-to-back World Cups, takes the second trophy, lays down in his hotel bedroom for one more time,

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with one trophy on both sides of his shoulders.

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He posted Instagram posted as the most Instagram likes ever probably like two or three billion

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then announces retirement from football as the greatest ever. They hang up a statue of Messi

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holding up a goat or maybe a goat holding up Messi. I'm still figuring out the vision for it.

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Then Messi buys the MLS, buys La Liga and manages Argentina for the next 40 years.

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Another big chance off a corner kick for Argentina.

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That's not prediction.

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Dope, dope, dope.

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Hey bro, it's not glazed, it's called ball knowledge.

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Ball knowledge.

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Message to go.

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Period.

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Bro is bouncing on it.

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All right.

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Switzerland don't want to die wandering here.

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I've done really well to get to the border

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final small country of a nine million population.

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Nine million population and they're in the top eight.

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What the fuck?

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You're telling me USA has a population

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almost 400 million people and we got the shit kicked out of us by Belgium

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Switzerland has made it further in the world cup with 9 million people then

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USA made it with 400 million

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Norway had 5 million

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Okay, but Jack, to be fair, Norway has Holland, Switzerland doesn't have like a superstar

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caliber player like Holland, bro.

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You know what I'm saying?

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And that time Martina is up to go direct into Julian Alvarez, and they break the pressure again

01:00:18.340 --> 01:00:24.420
So that's the challenge with Switzerland as you come press them Argentina comfortable. I'm good enough technically to break you down

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Zaka, okay

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Buddy, we're not going to put Zaka in the same conversation as Holland

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We're not doing that, bro

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That's it, he's gonna cut off the supply line

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Alvarez!

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He's coaching before the game, he's trying to cut the supply line, but we're not gonna put a dark dog on him

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Sometimes it might be the only answer

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I don't think that would work either, not probably not

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Paul's touch is heavy, he gave a slip cylinder chance to break with Endoy again

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space has troubled them. Look at that uncompromising defending from Romero that time.

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Kind of give off the vibe that they really don't like being attacked at all.

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With that, it almost the same of an instance. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, great challenge.

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Yes, the challenger man, he goes down to hurt afterwards, wins some treatment.

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L-Alcoholic!

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It's sparkling water. Are you a psychopath, man?

01:01:39.340 --> 01:01:43.540
Saying, well, why? The play doesn't need to be stopped, and this is a head injury.

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They've got a point.

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Yeah, they do. It's frustrating as a player, because you never know when the referee's gonna stop the player or not, and they do it at their discretion.

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So gentlemen, let me get this straight. Norway makes it to the quarterfinals with a population of 5 million people.

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Switzerland makes it to the quarterfinals with a population of 9 million people.

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And the United States of America got the shit kicked out of us in the round of 16 with 400 million people.

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Like I understand football is not our main sport. We have NFL. We have basketball. We have baseball, but bro

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400 million people are we dead ass yo

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We get on Tuesday from Dallas what a game France against Spain guys 400 million people

01:02:42.300 --> 01:02:50.040
Well, you're low key right though you said okay like bro think about it to chat India

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has a lot of people India's like never had a good World Cup team has India ever made

01:02:59.040 --> 01:03:06.080
the World Cup I feel like I would have heard about that wait but India's low key the same

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as USA to where India has like they focus on other sports still in doubt they have cricket

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Yeah.

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Hey, focus on cricket.

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Bro, screw, catch, screw!

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And remember, since Paredes came off the field, the trainer came on and asked to wait a minute.

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So, a bit of a missed opportunity there.

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Switzerland playing up a man.

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I assume Femi Martinez will take his time here.

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Bro, but then again, chat, that's coke, coke, coke.

01:03:36.800 --> 01:03:42.580
because bro Switzerland has other sports they do skiing they do bobsledding they

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do tennis ever heard of ever heard of Roger Federer bro that's cope cope cope

01:03:48.540 --> 01:03:54.120
such war because bro Switzerland has other sports too they share ever heard

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Roger Federer, buddy.

01:04:04.200 --> 01:04:12.040
And they have the Swiss Alps. Bro, I just don't know. I don't know. USA is just so ass at this port.

01:04:19.240 --> 01:04:19.740
Wait.

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Wait, wait, wait. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

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We rather lost track of the ball and that's kind of the way it's gone for Switzerland so far

01:04:29.920 --> 01:04:31.920
They can't quite make it right

01:04:33.960 --> 01:04:37.900
They broke press Conor McGregor looks like the hog rider wait dead ass

01:04:37.900 --> 01:04:42.120
Unfortunately for them Zachariah just lets it run under his foot down a bounce

01:04:42.720 --> 01:04:44.720
Conor McGregor looks like the hog rider

01:04:49.920 --> 01:04:53.500
Great scenes around the stadium the Argentine they hear the crowd

01:04:54.120 --> 01:04:56.120
voice

01:04:56.120 --> 01:04:58.120
my god is that

01:04:58.120 --> 01:05:00.120
well done

01:05:00.120 --> 01:05:02.120
wait

01:05:08.120 --> 01:05:10.120
there is no passion

01:05:10.120 --> 01:05:12.120
there is no aggression

01:05:12.120 --> 01:05:14.120
there is no fucking mind set

01:05:14.120 --> 01:05:16.120
in this woodblock club

01:05:24.120 --> 01:05:29.120
Nothing beats the classics though.

01:05:29.120 --> 01:05:44.120
If Messi wins the World Cup, do you think he's going to say,

01:05:44.120 --> 01:05:52.200
say, Gitch, it's all of that, out of all of it. It's all of that. Do you think he's going

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to do that?

01:05:53.200 --> 01:06:00.760
Coming up to the hour mark, Chad, it's a pretty big trend right now. It's a pretty big trend

01:06:00.760 --> 01:06:05.640
right now, bro. It's all of it.

01:06:35.640 --> 01:06:40.800
We saw it with Alvetti earlier, willing to step forward and create a numerical advantage.

01:06:40.800 --> 01:06:50.680
So, Jack, as long as Messi holds on to this lead, I will get to see Messi in person with my own eyes.

01:06:53.520 --> 01:06:57.760
Guys, that's crazy. That's going to be the most or I've ever felt in person before.

01:06:57.760 --> 01:07:07.760
Because maybe they're gonna be the one that saves me.

01:07:07.760 --> 01:07:16.000
It's like by Molina, Hernandez helps a long nest attack with some fluency to it, comes

01:07:16.000 --> 01:07:18.000
out to Talia Fico.

01:07:18.000 --> 01:07:27.520
Talia Fico, Talia Fico, Talia Fico, Talia Fico, Talia Fico, come on Argentina, come on.

01:07:27.520 --> 01:07:39.040
You should start watching wrestling yo bro chat should I tell him you should start watching

01:07:39.040 --> 01:07:46.520
wrestling bro should I tell him you know what I'm gonna tell you because my best friend's

01:07:46.520 --> 01:07:54.640
dad told me and it ruined my life when I was 10 it's all fake.

01:07:54.640 --> 01:08:04.160
is fake bro it's fake it's all fake all of it it's all fake I didn't okay I told

01:08:04.160 --> 01:08:07.840
you because my best friend's dad told me when I was like tanning room that I

01:08:07.840 --> 01:08:13.560
WWE is fake bro none of that shit's real it's all scripted bro I didn't know

01:08:13.560 --> 01:08:16.560
that and then it got dropped on me so now what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna drop

01:08:16.560 --> 01:08:20.720
the bomb on your chest bro I just dropped that bomb on you now listen

01:08:20.720 --> 01:08:26.720
I don't know what type of parent I'm gonna be not that I have a kid yet before people turn into idiots. I

01:08:27.500 --> 01:08:29.660
Might be the type of parent to tell my kid

01:08:32.140 --> 01:08:34.140
Actually, I should I even say this let me go

01:08:37.060 --> 01:08:39.060
Santa's not real dude

01:08:40.460 --> 01:08:42.460
Look Santa's not real dude

01:08:44.240 --> 01:08:47.900
But yeah, I don't know what I should do it like should I be

01:08:47.900 --> 01:08:53.920
Cap he is yo buddy. You want to know how I know Santa's not real?

01:08:56.820 --> 01:08:59.820
Actually, I'll let you figure that one out on yourself bro. Listen, bro. I

01:09:00.660 --> 01:09:05.020
Don't know if I'm gonna be the type of guy where I tell my kid Santa's not real

01:09:10.660 --> 01:09:13.640
Thanks now I'm gonna do cocaine what

01:09:17.900 --> 01:09:19.900
Easily clear the Zambolo.

01:09:19.900 --> 01:09:21.900
Zambolo!

01:09:21.900 --> 01:09:24.900
Oh no. Oh no no no no. This is bad. This is bad.

01:09:24.900 --> 01:09:26.900
Got a couple 20 map readers in the middle.

01:09:26.900 --> 01:09:29.900
Zambolo's in the middle. It's still in Doi.

01:09:29.900 --> 01:09:33.900
And again, that Washingtonian defense gets the block in.

01:09:35.900 --> 01:09:36.900
Well this almost went real...

01:09:36.900 --> 01:09:38.900
Guys, I'm gonna keep it a buck with you.

01:09:38.900 --> 01:09:40.900
I don't know what's happening with Argentina right now.

01:09:40.900 --> 01:09:43.900
I'm gonna need them to wake up here. They need to score like three goals.

01:09:43.900 --> 01:09:48.900
Because bro, it's about momentum going into the semis. If you're about to play England, you need momentum.

01:09:48.900 --> 01:09:54.900
Clear it out for a corner. By the way, it took 72 seconds to take that free kick.

01:10:04.900 --> 01:10:09.900
You're so behind. Dude, tell me why people were in my chat today.

01:10:09.900 --> 01:10:14.060
We're saying that we were behind when we were watching the game live in person

01:10:15.180 --> 01:10:17.180
Like I don't find no

01:10:17.340 --> 01:10:21.740
Jobbies tell me why somebody was saying we're behind when we were watching in person

01:10:22.660 --> 01:10:24.660
Bradley thinking with the father of kitten

01:10:24.700 --> 01:10:30.540
JV the good friend. You were though. No, I wasn't so they are comfortable in these moments

01:10:30.540 --> 01:10:36.780
They haven't played a team like Argentina, but they will feel confident that they'll create chances to score the ball

01:10:36.780 --> 01:10:42.780
Love from Estonia. Love you, bro. Love you, my boy.

01:10:44.780 --> 01:10:46.780
Rami Shakka.

01:10:46.780 --> 01:10:48.780
Shakka.

01:10:48.780 --> 01:11:06.780
come on Argentina don't concede don't concede

01:11:06.780 --> 01:11:09.860
I'm trying to take the Argentina out, I don't think that's gonna happen.

01:11:09.860 --> 01:11:10.360
No!

01:11:10.360 --> 01:11:14.440
Layed off towards Froyola there, who nearly had a chance to break through.

01:11:14.440 --> 01:11:16.440
And Dory to help it on.

01:11:16.440 --> 01:11:20.120
Reader Wyne, Rodriguez with the cross, and Dory's header!

01:11:20.120 --> 01:11:23.880
Eaten away by Martinez, had to be shot there.

01:11:25.980 --> 01:11:27.980
That was more like it from Switzerland.

01:11:27.980 --> 01:11:29.980
What is Argentina doing?

01:11:30.580 --> 01:11:33.580
What are we doing, bro? What are we doing?

01:11:34.220 --> 01:11:36.220
They may not do it at the heart of that.

01:11:36.780 --> 01:11:48.480
what one messy messy said I'll do it myself me huh sending hatred from Sri

01:11:48.480 --> 01:11:56.800
Lanka appreciate that bro hatred from Sri Lanka are you see it like a long

01:11:56.800 --> 01:12:06.720
range and there is one that was sexy what club does that guy play at

01:12:06.720 --> 01:12:12.720
Yo chap, what club does Jacques play at? That shop was sexy as fuck.

01:12:12.720 --> 01:12:14.720
Keeps the rebound next to him.

01:12:16.720 --> 01:12:18.720
Sunderland?

01:12:22.720 --> 01:12:25.720
Just beginning to move up a gear old.

01:12:25.720 --> 01:12:27.720
Wait, he plays at Sunderland?

01:12:29.720 --> 01:12:31.720
Miho.

01:12:31.720 --> 01:12:34.360
Yo, Sunderland? Oh, brother.

01:12:34.860 --> 01:12:37.360
Brother, brother, brother. Rest in peace, bro.

01:12:37.760 --> 01:12:39.640
Rest in peace to that career, man.

01:12:41.980 --> 01:12:43.780
Rest in peace to that career, man.

01:12:46.920 --> 01:12:48.060
Sunderland?

01:12:48.060 --> 01:12:53.420
was an invincible, a prior labor quiescent, and they won the title in one unbeatable season.

01:12:54.460 --> 01:13:00.860
Because maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me

01:13:03.340 --> 01:13:09.900
and after all you're my wonder wow

01:13:12.060 --> 01:13:13.340
not argentinian defense

01:13:13.340 --> 01:13:22.940
Jinx you watch Blue Lock already didn't watch Blue Lock only a true egoist would take that shot

01:13:22.940 --> 01:13:26.040
I watched like eight episodes and then quit

01:13:43.340 --> 01:14:00.460
Wait, I was just chilling. I thought this game was over. Wait, no, no. I thought this game

01:14:00.460 --> 01:14:02.460
He was totally over.

01:14:12.460 --> 01:14:14.460
I thought this game was over!

01:14:30.460 --> 01:14:33.460
How sweet it is for Smith's a win. One-one.

01:14:36.460 --> 01:14:38.460
Chill out, FIFA won't let them lose.

01:14:38.460 --> 01:14:40.460
Bro, are you dumb?

01:14:40.460 --> 01:14:42.460
You actually think this is rigged?

01:14:42.460 --> 01:14:44.460
Like, are you fucking stupid, bro?

01:14:45.460 --> 01:14:49.460
Bro, if Messi didn't score and assist last game, they would have already been out, bro.

01:14:49.460 --> 01:14:51.460
This shit is not rigged. Shut the fuck up!

01:14:52.460 --> 01:14:54.460
Alright, now I actually have to lock in.

01:14:54.460 --> 01:14:56.460
Bro, I thought this was gonna be a chill-ass game.

01:14:56.460 --> 01:14:58.460
I thought it was gonna be a chill-ass game, bro.

01:14:58.460 --> 01:14:59.460
I didn't think it was gonna be...

01:15:00.460 --> 01:15:07.940
Bro, every game has been a stress fast, bro.

01:15:07.940 --> 01:15:13.420
Capoverde, Egypt, and now Switzerland.

01:15:13.420 --> 01:15:16.140
Every game has been stressful.

01:15:16.140 --> 01:15:17.660
Every game has been stressful.

01:15:17.660 --> 01:15:22.700
Man, somebody make myself abundantly clear when I say this.

01:15:22.700 --> 01:15:27.620
If you don't ban these absolute cocksuckers spamming Pessie, I swear to God I'm going

01:15:27.620 --> 01:15:28.620
to lose it.

01:15:28.620 --> 01:15:33.620
The World Cup is not rigged, stop being a brainwashed, delusional idiot.

01:15:33.620 --> 01:15:37.120
You're falling for the Twitter propaganda, I've asked all of them.

01:15:38.120 --> 01:15:39.120
What, bro?

01:15:41.120 --> 01:15:44.120
GOOOOO!

01:15:46.120 --> 01:15:50.620
So, my number one top moderator is hate-watching-messy.

01:15:50.620 --> 01:15:53.120
This is a disgusting fucking chat sometimes, bro.

01:15:53.120 --> 01:15:54.120
DERRASS!

01:15:54.120 --> 01:15:58.600
An Argentine would have been wrackled before at this world cup.

01:15:58.600 --> 01:16:04.120
And they'd always come out on the right side of the result.

01:16:04.120 --> 01:16:05.560
Bro, now this game's closed.

01:16:05.560 --> 01:16:07.060
They have nine lives.

01:16:07.060 --> 01:16:09.060
Now this game's closed.

01:16:09.060 --> 01:16:10.840
Can they get out of jail one more time?

01:16:10.840 --> 01:16:14.920
But they have a real test now.

01:16:14.920 --> 01:16:16.120
Two changes coming up.

01:16:16.120 --> 01:16:18.560
I don't make it clear as what Argentine needs to do.

01:16:18.560 --> 01:16:23.280
Push Messi out to the right wing and just give him the ball.

01:16:23.280 --> 01:16:25.000
He's not getting the ball nearly enough.

01:16:25.000 --> 01:16:26.600
Push Messi out to the right wing

01:16:26.600 --> 01:16:29.160
and just force feed him the ball, bro.

01:16:29.160 --> 01:16:31.120
Give him the fucking ball.

01:16:31.120 --> 01:16:32.720
I think this is about Mark.

01:16:32.720 --> 01:16:34.480
What's happened is the referee has cautioned

01:16:34.480 --> 01:16:36.520
the Argentinian player for a final challenge.

01:16:36.520 --> 01:16:38.920
And what he believes is the VR believes that

01:16:38.920 --> 01:16:41.120
there was no contact and therefore the yellow card

01:16:41.120 --> 01:16:41.960
is unjust.

01:16:42.880 --> 01:16:45.120
Why do you act like you know football?

01:16:45.120 --> 01:16:46.840
I played for 14 years.

01:16:48.560 --> 01:16:49.400
Anybody at home?

01:16:49.400 --> 01:16:51.840
I played for 14 years, bro.

01:16:51.840 --> 01:16:54.280
I played football for more years than I streamed.

01:16:56.560 --> 01:16:59.240
And that wouldn't, to me, this would be very harsh

01:16:59.240 --> 01:17:02.360
if you'd give a second yellow card for simulation.

01:17:02.360 --> 01:17:03.600
So can he mark?

01:17:03.600 --> 01:17:08.100
LandforgePC with the 50 gifted subs.

01:17:08.100 --> 01:17:19.780
landfords with the 50 gifted subscriptions landfords you demand

01:17:19.780 --> 01:17:26.440
And Alon Maron was eventually given the yellow card and in this situation again

01:17:26.440 --> 01:17:31.180
it should be reversed and the yellow card should go to the Swiss plan on 40s already on a yellow card

01:17:31.180 --> 01:17:35.700
but it was tough so he could end up giving a second yellow card. Wait this could be a red card for Switzerland?

01:17:35.700 --> 01:17:38.500
This is huge. This is absolutely huge. Red card for Switzerland?

01:17:38.500 --> 01:17:42.140
He did move his leg to make sure it hit Paredes.

01:17:42.140 --> 01:17:49.580
After the review there is no foul for number five and number seven there is a clear simulation

01:17:49.580 --> 01:17:52.580
Back of the season, yellow card number seven.

01:17:52.580 --> 01:17:55.580
Oh, wow. Oh, wow.

01:17:55.580 --> 01:18:00.580
And in that instance, all hell is going to break.

01:18:00.580 --> 01:18:07.580
Lucia Switzerland are absolutely furious at that turn of the dense.

01:18:10.580 --> 01:18:13.580
You asked the key question, I think, there, Landon.

01:18:13.580 --> 01:18:17.580
Could you have just wiped out the yellow card, and then we get on with the game.

01:18:17.580 --> 01:18:23.340
11-11. Now Switzerland at out of 10 and with all the hullabaloo about the Egypt

01:18:23.340 --> 01:18:29.020
game and Egypt's protests afterwards feeling that Argentina had got the

01:18:29.020 --> 01:18:36.380
benefits of the doubt with decisions. Yeah this is probably not gonna dispel

01:18:36.380 --> 01:18:39.940
any thoughts that people had about Argentina getting the benefit of the

01:18:39.940 --> 01:18:48.880
down. Guillermo Pacheco at Mexico is the video assistant referee involved. Wait, but low

01:18:48.880 --> 01:18:56.540
key that is a yellow. Mark again, is he able to just overturn McCall and not give a yellow

01:18:56.540 --> 01:19:00.380
or does he have to give a yellow there? Not when the VR's involved because they made

01:19:00.380 --> 01:19:05.420
this new law change at the start of this World Cup that they didn't want to give him a yellow

01:19:05.420 --> 01:19:10.180
a yellow card when it plays, giving an advantage by basically cheating.

01:19:10.180 --> 01:19:12.780
This is not an act of that. I believe this is harsh.

01:19:12.780 --> 01:19:17.460
I don't believe Mbolo in that situation was trying to create a cheating moment.

01:19:17.460 --> 01:19:19.380
I believe he just fell to the floor.

01:19:19.380 --> 01:19:22.380
And because the referees give that yellow card, that's the issue.

01:19:22.380 --> 01:19:25.340
If the referee hadn't given the yellow card, then nothing would have happened.

01:19:25.340 --> 01:19:28.500
But because he's given the yellow card to the Argentinian player,

01:19:28.500 --> 01:19:31.460
the way the rule is, and the way the player has got the act,

01:19:31.460 --> 01:19:34.660
they can then reverse them, unfortunately, and I think it's harsh

01:19:34.660 --> 01:19:37.660
that is being given a second yellow card.

01:19:37.660 --> 01:19:39.660
Wait, that does suck.

01:19:41.660 --> 01:19:44.660
Wait, that sucks.

01:19:44.660 --> 01:19:48.660
It certainly is, and people will always feel like some things are benefiting from the decisions.

01:19:48.660 --> 01:19:51.660
And again, Argentina have benefited from this decision.

01:19:51.660 --> 01:19:54.660
It's correct in law, but I don't believe it's in the spirit of the game

01:19:54.660 --> 01:19:58.660
and the way it was written the law originally and what it was intended for.

01:19:58.660 --> 01:20:00.660
Oh, God.

01:20:00.660 --> 01:20:06.660
He, watching it in, he clearly felt the tackle coming and started to go down early.

01:20:06.660 --> 01:20:07.660
I definitely agree with that.

01:20:07.660 --> 01:20:12.660
I would just like to see a world where you're not sending a player off in that instance.

01:20:16.660 --> 01:20:18.660
Talk about drama.

01:20:18.660 --> 01:20:24.660
This world got Argentina at the center of so many stories.

01:20:24.660 --> 01:20:38.500
I'm okay with because you also don't want this to get a yellow card for a foul. He didn't make. Oh

01:20:38.500 --> 01:20:46.300
tell you feature we can head it down here so I'm okay with that part I just hate to see him

01:20:46.300 --> 01:20:50.340
Bolo get a second yellow and now his world cup is likely over.

01:20:50.340 --> 01:20:51.340
Oh!

01:20:51.340 --> 01:20:55.740
Because he'd be done in the same year, wouldn't he?

01:20:55.740 --> 01:20:56.740
That's right.

01:20:56.740 --> 01:21:02.100
Wait, so Chad, just to understand the rule, because I didn't know what was happening,

01:21:02.100 --> 01:21:07.940
the announcer just said, because Argentina got a yellow, but then VAR ruled that it was

01:21:07.940 --> 01:21:13.420
false instead of just wiping the yellow they had to give it to the Swiss player, is that

01:21:13.420 --> 01:21:15.580
what he just said?

01:21:15.580 --> 01:21:19.420
That's the dumbest rule ever.

01:21:19.420 --> 01:21:24.140
Why would you not just wipe the call?

01:21:24.140 --> 01:21:26.860
It's because he dove.

01:21:26.860 --> 01:21:30.220
I know, but that's like the direct opposite of what the announcer just said.

01:21:30.220 --> 01:21:33.340
The announcer just said the only reason why that yellow was given to him was because there

01:21:33.340 --> 01:21:37.420
was already a yellow out, but then they ruled the yellow as not a yellow, so they had to

01:21:37.420 --> 01:21:43.940
transfer the yellow to him.

01:21:43.940 --> 01:21:47.980
I would be honest bro like I like you could definitely call it a foul but

01:21:47.980 --> 01:21:53.740
bro I disagree with giving the Swiss player a red for that bro a red card

01:21:53.740 --> 01:22:00.300
means he's out of the game and if they win he's out of the semi-finals as well

01:22:08.060 --> 01:22:12.460
it's only a yellow not a red no I know but it's just it's his second yellow

01:22:12.460 --> 01:22:19.100
though so it's basically a red bro but I mean like so you get yellows for

01:22:19.100 --> 01:22:23.700
flopping but it's just the problem with that is like I agree with the rule of

01:22:23.700 --> 01:22:27.740
giving yellows for flopping but the problem is everyone flops and it gets

01:22:27.740 --> 01:22:32.460
called 10% of the time like dude in the last 10 World Cup games I've watched

01:22:32.460 --> 01:22:38.140
I've seen probably 85 flops I've seen two of them be yellow cards I've seen two

01:22:38.140 --> 01:22:46.660
them be yellow cards. Like bro I've seen in the last 10 World Cup games I've

01:22:46.660 --> 01:22:51.660
watched, I've seen 95 flops and dives and I've seen maybe two yellow cards for it.

01:22:51.660 --> 01:22:58.420
I saw one in the USA Paraguay game in groups and then I saw one here.

01:22:58.420 --> 01:23:07.420
two yellow cuts the second well a very contentious decision originally it was a yellow card for

01:23:07.420 --> 01:23:14.420
Leandro Paredes then VAR looked at it and decided it was a piece of simulation for the

01:23:14.420 --> 01:23:19.420
down the booking by Enpolo he'd already got a yellow he got a second yellow and now Switzerland

01:23:19.420 --> 01:23:24.420
are down to 10 man but it is 1-1 you've got another point you want to make here Landon

01:23:24.420 --> 01:23:28.180
I just he did initiate falling down

01:23:28.660 --> 01:23:33.300
But the reason I've been in that position a million times part of this is coming in really hard

01:23:33.300 --> 01:23:37.380
And so you're almost in a way of protecting yourself a little as you go down

01:23:37.380 --> 01:23:40.100
But I do have to say it was simulated

01:23:40.100 --> 01:23:46.980
He was trying to get the foul and or the yellow card, but again the look chat all I'm gonna say is this bro

01:23:48.780 --> 01:23:53.540
If you give people a yellow card for blatantly flopping that's fine

01:23:54.420 --> 01:23:59.940
But I've seen 95% of the flops in this tournament not get called.

01:24:01.780 --> 01:24:02.740
Not get called at all.

01:24:09.940 --> 01:24:10.740
Maybe 99%.

01:24:15.620 --> 01:24:17.620
Yeah, maybe 99%. I've seen two.

01:24:18.820 --> 01:24:23.780
I've seen two people flop, get a yellow. I saw one in the USA Paraguay game and I saw one in

01:24:23.780 --> 01:24:29.940
in this game. Those are the only two games I've seen somebody get a booking for a yellow.

01:24:29.940 --> 01:24:35.860
So like, is it a rule? Is it not a rule? Why are we not enforcing it? I decided to understand,

01:24:35.860 --> 01:24:39.980
bro. Bro, I'm telling you, man, the biggest problem with football and the downfall of

01:24:39.980 --> 01:24:45.500
this sport and what it always has been is there's too much gray area and rules and there's

01:24:45.500 --> 01:24:50.820
too much perception. Like, oh, this could be perceived as this. The rules are glorious

01:24:50.820 --> 01:24:53.820
fucking football. That's the biggest problem with the sport, bro.

01:25:02.820 --> 01:25:09.820
It's only Argentina, bro. You're trying to tell me you think Argentina is the only team ever that's ever had bad calls?

01:25:20.820 --> 01:25:34.020
this game. Chad, the ref in the Croatia-Portugal game was terrible. That guy ripped a goal

01:25:34.020 --> 01:25:39.500
from Croatia in the 93rd minute, which was their equalizer because the ball hit somebody's

01:25:39.500 --> 01:25:42.980
hair follicle. Like, bro, football's gone, bro.

01:25:42.980 --> 01:25:49.280
You got Messi, the late football, Gonzalez is on the chase here, but...

01:25:49.280 --> 01:25:55.140
Football's gone, bro. Listen, man, if you can start using hair follicles to retract goals

01:25:55.140 --> 01:25:58.100
from people, the football's gone, bro. The glory days are over.

01:25:58.100 --> 01:26:03.380
Hey, bro, we grew up in the glory days. If you're in your 20s, 19s, 18s, you watched

01:26:03.380 --> 01:26:08.860
Barça vs. Madrid, prime Messi, prime Ronaldo. It's never going to get back to that point,

01:26:08.860 --> 01:26:13.540
VAR is going to run this sport into the fucking ground, and the officiating is going to run

01:26:13.540 --> 01:26:15.300
this sport into the fucking ground, man.

01:26:15.300 --> 01:26:23.140
That's the cold hard truth of the shit.

01:26:23.140 --> 01:26:27.220
The fact that Croatia's goal was taken from them because it hit somebody's hair follicle

01:26:27.220 --> 01:26:28.220
is just stupid.

01:26:28.220 --> 01:26:34.380
got sent off the US defendant for 30 minutes a player down and actually scored a goal to go up to

01:26:34.380 --> 01:26:43.420
zero so it's not impossible but no means is this game over but the task is very steep and very difficult

01:26:43.420 --> 01:26:50.380
for Switzerland now. Also like there's instances of good VAR and terrible VAR. Do you guys remember

01:26:50.380 --> 01:26:56.700
Harry Kane's goal or no Mexico's goal against England when Harry Kane was kicking the ball

01:26:56.700 --> 01:27:00.460
and then the Mexico player intentionally put his foot in front of Harry,

01:27:00.460 --> 01:27:03.340
and then Harry hit his leg and then it turned into a pen for Mexico.

01:27:03.980 --> 01:27:07.020
Like, that's an example of bad VAR.

01:27:07.020 --> 01:27:12.620
Coach, you grew up in the same neighborhood, 200 meters down the road, from, uh, towards the Federer.

01:27:16.780 --> 01:27:19.500
I like how as soon as the United States is hosting matches,

01:27:19.500 --> 01:27:22.460
everything is being labeled as rigged, and VAR this, VAR that.

01:27:22.460 --> 01:27:28.300
you're wrong in the 2022 World Cup everybody said that World Cup was

01:27:28.300 --> 01:27:38.220
rigged. Wrong. Literally just an incorrect statement.

01:27:38.220 --> 01:27:41.100
Fifteen goals for Chelsea this past season.

01:27:41.100 --> 01:27:46.380
Even though they languished in the middle of the table in the end.

01:27:46.380 --> 01:27:48.380
Come on, Messi.

01:27:53.380 --> 01:27:55.380
Come on, Messi.

01:27:57.380 --> 01:27:59.380
Come on, Messi.

01:28:00.380 --> 01:28:04.380
You need us again. He's a player with an eye to goal, all right?

01:28:04.380 --> 01:28:06.380
And, uh, De Paul,

01:28:06.380 --> 01:28:09.380
from the forward you're going through, he's rocked.

01:28:09.380 --> 01:28:19.380
Come on, Messi.

01:28:19.380 --> 01:28:34.380
Come on, Messi.

01:28:34.380 --> 01:28:35.380
There he is.

01:28:35.380 --> 01:28:36.380
Messi has the ball.

01:28:36.380 --> 01:28:38.380
Messy

01:28:47.100 --> 01:28:49.100
Yeah, it's a new stress yet

01:28:53.000 --> 01:28:55.000
Wait wait Argentina

01:29:02.300 --> 01:29:04.300
Is

01:29:06.380 --> 01:29:16.380
I don't know what to do with it.

01:29:16.380 --> 01:29:17.380
Give it to Messi, bro, please.

01:29:17.380 --> 01:29:18.380
There it is.

01:29:18.380 --> 01:29:19.380
Messi wants the 1-2.

01:29:19.380 --> 01:29:22.380
That's his area around the edge of the box.

01:29:22.380 --> 01:29:23.380
No.

01:29:23.380 --> 01:29:24.380
No.

01:29:24.380 --> 01:29:25.380
No.

01:29:25.380 --> 01:29:26.380
No.

01:29:26.380 --> 01:29:27.380
No.

01:29:27.380 --> 01:29:28.380
No.

01:29:28.380 --> 01:29:29.380
No.

01:29:29.380 --> 01:29:30.380
No.

01:29:30.380 --> 01:29:31.380
No.

01:29:31.380 --> 01:29:32.380
No.

01:29:32.380 --> 01:29:33.380
No.

01:29:33.380 --> 01:29:34.380
No.

01:29:34.380 --> 01:29:35.380
No.

01:29:35.380 --> 01:29:37.380
Give me more men.

01:29:37.380 --> 01:29:39.380
Eight goals already.

01:29:39.380 --> 01:29:43.380
And this work, yeah, Messi.

01:29:43.380 --> 01:29:45.380
Eight in five games.

01:29:50.380 --> 01:29:53.380
Messi has eight goals. Holy shit, bro.

01:29:53.380 --> 01:29:55.380
That's fucking insane.

01:29:55.380 --> 01:29:57.380
Shackle around the corner.

01:29:57.380 --> 01:30:00.380
And go in a one-on-one with Romero.

01:30:02.380 --> 01:30:04.380
What a performance.

01:30:04.380 --> 01:30:09.100
from down in Dory, that raised the eyebrows of one of Jim

01:30:09.100 --> 01:30:12.700
Mockinham's forest fans who. Come on, Messi. He's on right

01:30:12.700 --> 01:30:14.780
wing. The best of them. Well, I don't need any Jamiro's

01:30:14.780 --> 01:30:18.540
anyway. Messi's on right wing. The response from Switzerland

01:30:18.540 --> 01:30:22.380
has been to go to a back five. Rodriguez is tucked in as a

01:30:22.380 --> 01:30:25.980
left center back. So now is a left wing back. You see there.

01:30:25.980 --> 01:30:28.620
Come on, Messi. The same three through the middle. Come on,

01:30:28.620 --> 01:30:31.580
Messi. Up top by himself and he has a really important role.

01:30:31.580 --> 01:30:34.140
Not only defensively but he needs to help them relieve the

01:30:34.140 --> 01:30:38.880
pressure anytime the ball goes in you need to draw fouls hold the ball try to

01:30:38.880 --> 01:30:43.500
relieve pressure for even a few minutes at a time can really help them get over

01:30:43.500 --> 01:30:46.100
the finish line

01:30:46.620 --> 01:30:52.420
oh messy messy and here's the opportunity in the fantastic side

01:30:52.420 --> 01:30:58.380
Kerber was out very very quickly messy but the flag was up he looks

01:30:58.380 --> 01:31:01.220
Suspiciously outside. So close

01:31:03.220 --> 01:31:05.220
So close

01:31:05.380 --> 01:31:07.380
He's on

01:31:08.300 --> 01:31:15.460
Very interesting have that gone in in the end. This is so good from poobal. He's almost he was on

01:31:15.460 --> 01:31:18.560
He was on to go down chat. He was on lies is

01:31:19.540 --> 01:31:20.740
messy

01:31:20.740 --> 01:31:26.100
As a trick up his sleeve and stands tall to make the same time Martinez is coming in

01:31:26.100 --> 01:31:33.100
Me, please, please, Martinez please do something for what?

01:31:33.100 --> 01:31:36.100
He's coming on as well.

01:31:36.100 --> 01:31:38.100
No, he was on, he was on.

01:31:38.100 --> 01:31:39.100
VAR would have ruled that on.

01:31:39.100 --> 01:31:41.100
He was on.

01:31:41.100 --> 01:31:45.100
19 remaining.

01:31:45.100 --> 01:31:47.100
Chad, 5 minutes still 90 man.

01:31:47.100 --> 01:31:50.100
Come on guys, come on.

01:31:50.100 --> 01:31:52.100
Messi needs your powers.

01:31:52.100 --> 01:31:55.100
Everybody just type, Messi, Messi.

01:31:55.100 --> 01:32:00.100
Messi, Messi, Messi, Messi while thrusting the air, do it now.

01:32:00.520 --> 01:32:03.680
Messi, Messi, Messi.

01:32:03.680 --> 01:32:05.560
He needs y'all's powers, bro.

01:32:07.800 --> 01:32:10.300
Don't type PEPSEY, what the fuck?

01:32:13.820 --> 01:32:14.660
Come on, bro.

01:32:14.660 --> 01:32:17.420
Nine goals for Messi if he scores here.

01:32:17.420 --> 01:32:20.000
Nine goals for Messi if he scores here, come on.

01:32:23.260 --> 01:32:24.960
Dude, I can't watch pens right now.

01:32:25.100 --> 01:32:34.180
That's too intense bro. I can't watch fans. Come on Messi. I'm not gonna lie. Every Argentina

01:32:34.180 --> 01:32:39.140
game is cinema. Like I don't even want to say every game they play is cinema. Cabo Verde,

01:32:39.140 --> 01:32:45.540
cinema, Egypt, cinema, Switzerland. It's cinema right now. Every game they play is cinema.

01:32:45.540 --> 01:32:51.540
They have fucking blood on it.

01:32:51.540 --> 01:32:59.180
Okay, let's look at this logically.

01:32:59.180 --> 01:33:00.900
There's four minutes until the 90 minute mark.

01:33:00.900 --> 01:33:04.260
There's probably going to be five or six minutes of stoppage time.

01:33:04.260 --> 01:33:07.420
Notice how it's past six and seven.

01:33:07.420 --> 01:33:08.580
So it's going to go to the 96 minute.

01:33:08.580 --> 01:33:10.940
What's going to block 30 minutes of extra time?

01:33:10.940 --> 01:33:13.300
It could turn into pens here.

01:33:13.300 --> 01:33:17.740
case scenario messy scores right now I pull my wiener out and do a helicopter

01:33:17.740 --> 01:33:22.740
if you know you know if you're under the age of 18 don't look up what a

01:33:22.740 --> 01:33:34.460
helicopter penises oh no oh no oh no oh no shit pass

01:33:43.300 --> 01:33:53.300
I think somebody's at my door.

01:33:53.300 --> 01:33:59.300
You can't continue it again with your Sandra Martinez.

01:33:59.300 --> 01:34:02.300
His command is broken to the team at the last World Cup,

01:34:02.300 --> 01:34:08.300
but from a really important player, Calister.

01:34:08.300 --> 01:34:10.300
Give it to Messi, give it to Messi, bro, please.

01:34:10.300 --> 01:34:12.300
Give it to Messi.

01:34:12.300 --> 01:34:14.100
Give it to Messi, give it to, yes, yes, yes.

01:34:16.020 --> 01:34:18.260
And Switzerland were wise for the move.

01:34:25.500 --> 01:34:26.660
Very, very tough.

01:34:27.740 --> 01:34:28.980
And with 10 players.

01:34:28.980 --> 01:34:30.300
Give it to Messi, bro, please.

01:34:30.300 --> 01:34:31.140
As good as this.

01:34:32.500 --> 01:34:35.020
Give it to Messi, please, please.

01:34:35.020 --> 01:34:36.420
Please give it to Messi.

01:34:36.420 --> 01:34:37.740
Tough for Switzerland.

01:34:37.740 --> 01:34:39.600
It's a ruthless business here.

01:34:39.600 --> 01:34:42.180
Now that Argentina are engaged in...

01:34:44.300 --> 01:34:45.100
Give it to Messi!

01:34:47.180 --> 01:34:48.140
...Made as...

01:34:48.860 --> 01:34:50.360
...I mean, into a Fernandez.

01:35:02.600 --> 01:35:03.100
OH!

01:35:03.100 --> 01:35:03.600
LATARRO!

01:35:04.900 --> 01:35:05.900
NOOOO!

01:35:07.700 --> 01:35:08.200
Bro!

01:35:08.200 --> 01:35:09.000
Messi might...

01:35:09.000 --> 01:35:11.000
No, no, I'm not even gonna say it. They got it, they got it.

01:35:11.000 --> 01:35:14.000
Bro, extra time is good for Argentina.

01:35:18.000 --> 01:35:20.000
Keep it in, keep it in, keep it in!

01:35:25.000 --> 01:35:26.000
What?!

01:35:39.000 --> 01:35:49.160
there. Bro, that was in play. And ultimately, it looks like it. Yeah. That hit off a Swiss player.

01:35:49.160 --> 01:35:56.160
Hit off a Swiss player. Ultimately, a goal kick is given. Check that hit off a Swiss player.

01:35:56.160 --> 01:35:57.120
Here.

01:35:57.120 --> 01:35:58.600
Close run thing.

01:35:58.600 --> 01:36:03.360
Mr. Whitmery is on for a second goal there.

01:36:03.360 --> 01:36:05.440
Later on, James Corden and his crew

01:36:05.440 --> 01:36:08.480
will be on the Fox tonight, another night

01:36:08.480 --> 01:36:11.560
you're out with the enough draft team.

01:36:11.560 --> 01:36:14.040
It's on Fox after the local news.

01:36:14.040 --> 01:36:15.840
God, it's about to be the 90th minute, bro.

01:36:15.840 --> 01:36:18.400
Messi's got to score quick.

01:36:18.400 --> 01:36:20.400
Please, Messi, please.

01:36:20.400 --> 01:36:21.080
Please, bro.

01:36:24.640 --> 01:36:25.280
Oh, he's got the ball.

01:36:25.280 --> 01:36:26.080
Messi's got the ball.

01:36:26.080 --> 01:36:26.920
He's messy.

01:36:29.200 --> 01:36:30.040
Oh!

01:36:35.720 --> 01:36:37.400
You're sample of Martinez.

01:36:39.720 --> 01:36:40.560
Come on.

01:36:40.560 --> 01:36:42.080
He's the hands of the landers.

01:36:42.080 --> 01:36:43.240
Come on, whip it into Messi.

01:36:43.240 --> 01:36:45.520
Keep ball from Argentina, where can they take it?

01:36:45.520 --> 01:36:46.480
Whip it into him.

01:36:47.600 --> 01:36:49.960
Now put on Martinez.

01:36:49.960 --> 01:36:52.760
Nine minutes of added time, Jesus.

01:36:52.760 --> 01:36:59.760
give it to Messi guys. Nine

01:36:59.760 --> 01:37:02.760
minutes of having time. Oh,

01:37:02.760 --> 01:37:06.760
taking towards corner. That's

01:37:06.760 --> 01:37:10.760
all my team is. Corner kick

01:37:10.760 --> 01:37:12.760
Argentina here. Looking to

01:37:12.760 --> 01:37:13.760
corner corner corner corner

01:37:13.760 --> 01:37:14.760
corner corner corner corner

01:37:14.760 --> 01:37:15.760
corner corner corner corner

01:37:15.760 --> 01:37:16.760
corner corner corner. Chad,

01:37:16.760 --> 01:37:17.760
this could be big. This could

01:37:17.760 --> 01:37:19.760
be good. This last left side

01:37:19.760 --> 01:37:20.760
of the field for Argentina.

01:37:20.760 --> 01:37:24.520
this left side as they take another corner now. Take them quickly.

01:37:28.200 --> 01:37:32.520
Give it some messy bro, he's right there. Yes, yes, messy.

01:37:35.480 --> 01:37:41.480
Give it back to messy. Ah. Alvarez.

01:37:45.480 --> 01:37:46.760
Give it some messy again, he's right there.

01:37:50.760 --> 01:37:54.920
go. Messi, Messi, Messi.

01:37:54.920 --> 01:37:58.680
Messi, dropped his shoulder in front of him in the room.

01:37:58.680 --> 01:38:02.560
That was that close to winning it for Argentina.

01:38:02.560 --> 01:38:04.160
Right foot, by the way.

01:38:04.160 --> 01:38:05.800
Oh, my god.

01:38:05.800 --> 01:38:07.120
Right foot, by the way.

01:38:07.120 --> 01:38:11.320
As it comes to Messi, this time he cuts onto his right foot.

01:38:11.320 --> 01:38:12.480
He chopped him.

01:38:12.480 --> 01:38:13.840
Google could see that.

01:38:13.840 --> 01:38:14.720
He chopped him.

01:38:14.720 --> 01:38:16.840
Oh, my god.

01:38:16.840 --> 01:38:18.520
Chetty chopped two defenders.

01:38:18.520 --> 01:38:23.880
blocked in front by Bidmer and he knew nothing about it was good try messy good

01:38:23.880 --> 01:38:29.560
try spin wide at the far post chat everybody say good try messy good

01:38:29.560 --> 01:38:35.440
about the goalkeeper dude that was a good try bro great try daddy from

01:38:35.440 --> 01:38:40.480
that is if messy had done again while Messi's been doing the whole tournament

01:38:40.480 --> 01:38:43.200
give it to Messi again

01:38:48.520 --> 01:38:52.520
Give it to Messi again, please bro, please!

01:38:52.520 --> 01:38:54.520
Attack after attack now!

01:38:55.520 --> 01:38:56.520
Gonzalez!

01:38:57.520 --> 01:38:59.520
Give it to him now!

01:38:59.520 --> 01:39:01.520
What the fuck are you doing?

01:39:02.520 --> 01:39:04.520
Cosmetic!

01:39:05.520 --> 01:39:07.520
Bro, we might have extra time chat.

01:39:08.520 --> 01:39:11.520
Bro, every Argentina game is just like a sweat fest!

01:39:18.520 --> 01:39:29.880
9 minutes is crazy. Yeah, I don't know about 9 minutes of stoppage. I mean there was a

01:39:29.880 --> 01:39:35.880
gold and a red card I guess. 9 minutes of stoppage is a lot though.

01:39:35.880 --> 01:39:40.680
Looks like getting back in the game. They've done that and a little bit more as well, but then

01:39:41.240 --> 01:39:44.280
The uh, two yellows equals a red

01:39:45.880 --> 01:39:50.680
The Braille and Bolo, which of course is tilted the tie again

01:39:53.480 --> 01:39:55.480
Come on, Messi's got the ball

01:39:59.800 --> 01:40:01.800
We now have Perez

01:40:05.880 --> 01:40:11.880
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Alvarez? Alvarez?

01:40:21.880 --> 01:40:22.880
Messi.

01:40:22.880 --> 01:40:27.320
time enough it's in again let's see

01:40:29.240 --> 01:40:35.300
bro every dude every time he touches the ball I just get a hard cock my cock

01:40:35.300 --> 01:40:44.640
skits so hard every time he touches the ball oh my god please just score he's so

01:40:44.640 --> 01:40:50.360
smooth on the ball but these Swiss fans

01:41:22.880 --> 01:41:26.240
Come on, Messi, please, please score.

01:41:26.240 --> 01:41:29.120
Chad, I'm going to channel all of my penis fibers

01:41:29.120 --> 01:41:31.280
to Messi right now.

01:41:31.280 --> 01:41:33.040
Messi, you will score.

01:41:33.040 --> 01:41:34.720
Messi, you will score.

01:41:34.720 --> 01:41:35.720
Or you could assist too.

01:41:35.720 --> 01:41:36.680
That's fine.

01:41:36.680 --> 01:41:38.280
You're going to do something.

01:41:38.280 --> 01:41:40.480
You're going to get a goal or an assist to the next fiber

01:41:40.480 --> 01:41:41.480
to Messi.

01:41:41.480 --> 01:41:44.840
Chad, I just channeled my cock to Messi's brain.

01:41:44.840 --> 01:41:47.160
And he'll slide into that back three slash.

01:41:47.160 --> 01:41:48.440
Wait, Messi has the ball.

01:41:48.440 --> 01:41:48.940
Oh!

01:41:48.940 --> 01:41:50.520
You might have worked with him straight away.

01:41:50.520 --> 01:41:51.440
And that's what you're going to have to do.

01:41:51.440 --> 01:41:53.940
That would have been cinema play.

01:41:53.940 --> 01:41:56.780
Their first staging post is to get to the end

01:41:56.780 --> 01:41:58.280
of this nine minutes of added time,

01:41:58.280 --> 01:42:00.840
then have another think about how they're gonna go

01:42:00.840 --> 01:42:02.340
about things in extra time.

01:42:04.800 --> 01:42:05.640
Guys, I just-

01:42:05.640 --> 01:42:07.440
The penalty shoots out right now with you.

01:42:07.440 --> 01:42:09.800
Bro, guys, here's the thing, bro.

01:42:12.720 --> 01:42:14.720
30 minutes of extra time,

01:42:14.720 --> 01:42:19.120
if there's no goal in the next four minutes,

01:42:19.120 --> 01:42:25.300
I believe extra time favorites Argentina because it's 11 v 10 now pens is anybody's game

01:42:25.860 --> 01:42:27.860
pens is anybody's game

01:42:41.620 --> 01:42:43.620
12 v 10 with the ref

01:42:49.120 --> 01:42:55.120
using the full width of the pitch Gonzales one side

01:42:57.120 --> 01:42:59.120
Montiel on the other

01:42:59.120 --> 01:43:01.120
Wait, Alvarez?

01:43:03.120 --> 01:43:05.120
Alvarez

01:43:09.120 --> 01:43:11.120
Sanctuary Martinez

01:43:11.120 --> 01:43:13.120
Give it to Messi bro

01:43:13.120 --> 01:43:15.120
Give it to Messi

01:43:15.120 --> 01:43:25.120
Missed it again, drop of the shoulder, the familiar diagonal run, the change of pace.

01:43:25.120 --> 01:43:26.120
Alvarez!

01:43:26.120 --> 01:43:27.120
Alvarez.

01:43:27.120 --> 01:43:31.120
Brother parking the bus hard.

01:43:31.120 --> 01:43:32.120
Alvarez!

01:43:32.120 --> 01:43:36.120
Alvarez towards the back post.

01:43:36.120 --> 01:43:41.120
Switzerland, bosses in the air that time.

01:43:41.120 --> 01:43:48.640
Nothing is coming easy for Argentina in the knockout rounds of this World Cup address. Come on

01:43:54.320 --> 01:43:57.560
Messi is again messy messy

01:44:01.800 --> 01:44:03.800
I think this for now

01:44:04.320 --> 01:44:08.320
Okay, never break down. But the old song every time he gets the ball

01:44:08.320 --> 01:44:15.320
That would be true of defenders all over the world in the last 20-odd years.

01:44:15.320 --> 01:44:20.320
He's taken up that little right half-space where he can cut in on his left and serve the ball.

01:44:20.320 --> 01:44:23.320
That time he puts it on his right, kicks it across the goal-mouth.

01:44:23.320 --> 01:44:24.320
Come on!

01:44:24.320 --> 01:44:26.320
And earns their next corner kick.

01:44:27.320 --> 01:44:28.320
It's the big corner.

01:44:28.320 --> 01:44:31.320
He's going to come assist, jump in the golden boot race to die.

01:44:31.320 --> 01:44:33.320
From a corner kick early on.

01:44:33.320 --> 01:44:35.320
They're so close! Fuck!

01:44:35.320 --> 01:44:37.320
Rose, they're so fucking close!

01:44:39.320 --> 01:44:41.320
They're so close, Chad! Oh my god!

01:44:43.320 --> 01:44:45.320
Messy again.

01:44:45.320 --> 01:44:47.320
Messy again.

01:44:47.320 --> 01:44:49.320
No.

01:44:49.320 --> 01:44:51.320
Well, he won it back. He won it back.

01:44:55.320 --> 01:44:57.320
He's so close!

01:44:57.320 --> 01:44:59.320
He's so close!

01:44:59.320 --> 01:45:01.320
He's so close!

01:45:01.320 --> 01:45:12.320
and so Fernandez on that side.

01:45:12.320 --> 01:45:16.320
20 seconds left. Maximum

01:45:16.320 --> 01:45:20.320
concentration needed bro. Wait,

01:45:20.320 --> 01:45:24.320
wait, last chance. Last chance.

01:45:24.320 --> 01:45:30.320
Keeps coming back.

01:45:30.320 --> 01:45:35.320
Offside!

01:45:35.320 --> 01:45:40.020
Guys, that's it!

01:45:40.020 --> 01:45:41.020
It's going to extra time.

01:45:41.020 --> 01:45:42.020
Oh my god.

01:45:42.020 --> 01:45:43.020
Pfft.

01:45:43.020 --> 01:45:45.620
Bro, both games went to extra time today.

01:45:45.620 --> 01:45:54.420
Bro, why is every, like, Argentina game, the most stressful shit ever?

01:45:54.420 --> 01:46:00.340
going to his left. He's got a plant well back down to his right. Excellent.

01:46:07.340 --> 01:46:11.340
Well, we're checking with jewels break out to the commercial with Chicharito and

01:46:11.340 --> 01:46:17.500
pay to Schmeichel use another dramatic game here and the World Cup one one

01:46:17.520 --> 01:46:24.000
bro. Alright, chat extra time. Switcher lives down a man. I think Argentina still

01:46:24.000 --> 01:46:30.760
this but it's not gonna be easy bro like it it's not gonna be easy I think

01:46:30.760 --> 01:46:34.080
Switzerland's game plan now since they're down a man is basically just

01:46:34.080 --> 01:46:40.080
gonna be to park the bus completely for 30 minutes and take it to pens we can't

01:46:40.080 --> 01:46:46.320
have that happen we need messy to score a goal bro we need messy to score a goal

01:46:46.320 --> 01:46:48.560
bro

01:46:54.000 --> 01:47:00.860
Bro chat, you know what's crazy though?

01:47:00.860 --> 01:47:02.520
It's not that no taper fade.

01:47:02.520 --> 01:47:03.760
No, sorry.

01:47:03.760 --> 01:47:13.800
What's actually crazy is like, dude, Argentina beat Algeria 3-0, Austria like 2-0.

01:47:13.800 --> 01:47:16.120
Who else did they beat chat in groups?

01:47:16.120 --> 01:47:23.080
Who else did they beat?

01:47:23.080 --> 01:47:35.440
Algeria Austria who else Jordan bro they beat Algeria 3-0 I don't know bro like

01:47:35.440 --> 01:47:41.600
the knockout stages have been have been tough bro the knockout stages have been

01:47:41.600 --> 01:47:53.560
tough for Messi, dude. It's okay. I mean, like think about it like this, right? We all know

01:47:53.560 --> 01:47:57.640
Messi is going to score an extra time. It's literally only a matter of time. He's going

01:47:57.640 --> 01:48:03.240
to score an extra time. Um, and yeah, he'll be on his way to 70s, bro. I'm not even that

01:48:03.240 --> 01:48:06.560
tweaking. I don't know why I'm like tweaking out about it. At the end of the day, bro,

01:48:06.560 --> 01:48:09.260
Switzerland's playing good football.

01:48:09.260 --> 01:48:11.020
Switzerland's playing good football.

01:48:15.000 --> 01:48:15.840
It's all good, bro.

01:48:15.840 --> 01:48:17.040
Switzerland's playing good football,

01:48:17.040 --> 01:48:18.680
but at the end of the day, man,

01:48:22.400 --> 01:48:24.700
at the end of the day, I think Messi's got this.

01:48:27.720 --> 01:48:29.520
I think Messi's got this, bro, dead ass.

01:48:29.520 --> 01:48:31.720
Where we are heading to extra time,

01:48:31.720 --> 01:48:34.760
it is one all between Argentina and Switzerland.

01:48:34.760 --> 01:48:39.220
Xavier Hernandez and Peter Schmeichel alongside me, Jules Cicciarrito in the stadium.

01:48:39.220 --> 01:48:45.340
Let's take a look at how we have got to extra time guys because this game is now one or nothing to separate the sides.

01:48:45.340 --> 01:48:51.340
Yeah, definitely. We start with the Kalister Gold, three kick another assist of Leo Messi.

01:48:51.340 --> 01:48:54.840
Very bad marking from Switzerland. I mentioned it before as well.

01:48:54.840 --> 01:48:55.840
Leo Messi.

01:48:55.840 --> 01:48:58.340
He broke the second post and great start for Argentina.

01:48:58.340 --> 01:49:02.360
And I said in Halftime, get in the ball, he gets it here and my player to Watford,

01:49:02.360 --> 01:49:07.360
Ripley passes it in to him and then it's one all of a sudden.

01:49:07.360 --> 01:49:10.860
Yeah, and then this situation that changed completely, the game, you know.

01:49:10.860 --> 01:49:15.860
We see here that maybe Paredes foul Embolo and then he's going to get pulled.

01:49:15.860 --> 01:49:20.360
Situation happened and then the, yeah, we can see here that he was a complete diving.

01:49:20.360 --> 01:49:23.860
I don't know why it was very weird that Embolo did that on my regular met.

01:49:23.860 --> 01:49:28.860
He needs to take out the Jellocard, give him two Embolo, second Jellocard and then he's out.

01:49:28.860 --> 01:49:34.460
and goes up down to Tim and you need your big players to stay big and my god.

01:49:34.460 --> 01:49:37.820
Which at that was one of the most disgusting flops I've ever seen.

01:49:37.820 --> 01:49:42.460
I didn't even see it like until that like replay there on that angle.

01:49:42.460 --> 01:49:47.580
Bro, he intentionally dove into the guy's leg to try to get a foul.

01:49:47.580 --> 01:49:52.060
Alright, that actually was pretty disgusting.

01:49:52.060 --> 01:49:55.420
He literally intentionally dove into the guy's leg to try to get a card.

01:49:55.420 --> 01:49:57.260
That's what that's not supposed to be.

01:49:57.260 --> 01:49:59.660
Chad, I almost fell for the propaganda I can't.

01:50:00.540 --> 01:50:03.340
Yeah, I mean, I guess you should say like

01:50:04.140 --> 01:50:07.500
blatant flops or yellows because that was a blatant flop.

01:50:10.940 --> 01:50:14.700
Thank you very much indeed. How does Switzerland cope with another?

01:50:14.700 --> 01:50:18.620
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie like I almost fell for the propaganda of people saying that I was rigged.

01:50:19.340 --> 01:50:25.740
Bro, I didn't even see it until that angle. The Swiss player literally intentionally dove into his leg.

01:50:27.260 --> 01:50:33.780
Like that's just a Scott. Why are you playing football like that, bro? He's literally trying to get somebody booked suggesting a gold might be imminent

01:50:35.780 --> 01:50:39.180
I almost felt with the chat remember you guys cannot fall for propaganda, bro

01:50:39.460 --> 01:50:44.620
You got to remember chat bro all this propaganda and shit it comes from

01:50:45.780 --> 01:50:51.060
I'm gonna be honest, bro. We know what it comes from all this propaganda. Look man. It's all I'm gonna say on that

01:50:51.740 --> 01:50:54.280
But I almost I almost fell for the propaganda, bro

01:50:54.280 --> 01:50:56.840
That was a blatant dive.

01:50:56.840 --> 01:50:59.400
It's four o'clock in the morning.

01:50:59.400 --> 01:51:01.720
Bro, it's not even the truth.

01:51:01.720 --> 01:51:06.840
Chat, you guys think somebody that flops intentionally, like intentionally dives and

01:51:06.840 --> 01:51:08.680
try to get somebody booked?

01:51:08.680 --> 01:51:10.280
For no reason.

01:51:10.280 --> 01:51:13.000
Like not like he feels contact, just intentionally dives.

01:51:13.000 --> 01:51:15.040
You don't think you should get a yellow for that?

01:51:15.040 --> 01:51:16.040
Really?

01:51:16.040 --> 01:51:18.040
You are just schizophrenic, bro.

01:51:26.040 --> 01:51:30.040
He's trying to pull that Swiss defense out of shape.

01:51:30.040 --> 01:51:33.040
Unless he only needs a half a yard.

01:51:33.040 --> 01:51:35.040
That's kind of dangerous to him.

01:51:37.040 --> 01:51:39.040
Oh my God! The score!

01:51:39.040 --> 01:51:41.040
From Gonzalez.

01:51:41.040 --> 01:51:49.800
But yeah, it's clearly not even rigged though because the ref was literally originally going

01:51:49.800 --> 01:51:54.360
to give the Argentinian player the yellow because the flop was that good.

01:51:54.360 --> 01:51:59.320
But then VAR was like, hold up, this motherfucker just flopped.

01:51:59.320 --> 01:52:04.960
quarter-kish messy quarter-kish short corner

01:52:15.760 --> 01:52:17.760
Come on, come on give it to messy

01:52:17.760 --> 01:52:19.760
I

01:52:27.400 --> 01:52:30.740
Messy top 10 player I disagree bro. I think Messi's top one

01:52:31.880 --> 01:52:37.100
Dude don't even take my word for it. Take killing an imbappe's word for it. Take Erling Holland's word for it, bro

01:52:37.720 --> 01:52:42.480
In in Bob a said Messi's the best player in the world right now at the World Cup

01:52:42.720 --> 01:52:44.720
Holland said Messi's the best player in the world

01:52:44.720 --> 01:52:49.440
bro take dude take their word for it bro

01:52:49.440 --> 01:52:54.400
crafty player for example nothing

01:52:54.400 --> 01:52:58.160
not one of those players who struggled to make an impact over the past season

01:52:58.160 --> 01:53:02.000
at Athletica but trusted by Scallowney

01:53:02.000 --> 01:53:09.000
selected for this elite squad

01:53:09.000 --> 01:53:19.000
come on ha 30 minutes about at times lock in dude

01:53:21.000 --> 01:53:28.320
whoo whoo one two really what bro she has so much pressure right now fresh

01:53:28.320 --> 01:53:33.080
prayer legs yeah he's got all the energy and a clever little one two here and the

01:53:33.080 --> 01:53:39.740
Man just hits it into the ground, doesn't get full purchase on it.

01:53:39.740 --> 01:53:42.980
Inbopay the greatest World Cup player of all time.

01:53:42.980 --> 01:53:48.160
I think we should wait on any of these statements until after this World Cup because we don't

01:53:48.160 --> 01:53:51.080
know what's going to happen in the finals and semi-finals.

01:53:51.080 --> 01:53:53.960
We should probably wait on all these statements.

01:53:53.960 --> 01:53:57.640
Because I have a feeling Messi is going to dick Inbopay down on some ganks this shit

01:53:57.640 --> 01:53:58.640
in the finals.

01:53:58.640 --> 01:54:12.440
you know now. Gonzales, another has taken up a kind of inside left position. Here he is

01:54:12.440 --> 01:54:23.320
on the ball now. With Gonzales to his outside. Here is Gonzales. He's trying to

01:54:23.320 --> 01:54:25.320
Bro, Messi's wide open. Give it to him.

01:54:25.760 --> 01:54:26.760
Messi's wide open.

01:54:29.760 --> 01:54:31.760
So much like a training ground.

01:54:31.760 --> 01:54:33.760
Uh, game here, isn't it now?

01:54:42.260 --> 01:54:44.260
Messi's open. Give it to him.

01:54:44.260 --> 01:54:46.260
What are you doing?

01:54:46.260 --> 01:54:48.260
Give it to him.

01:54:48.260 --> 01:54:50.260
What the fuck?

01:54:50.260 --> 01:54:53.700
They're really trying to exploit those little half spaces.

01:54:53.700 --> 01:54:56.900
Almada on the left, Messi on the right side here.

01:54:56.900 --> 01:54:57.900
It pulls apart that-

01:54:57.900 --> 01:54:59.900
Messi, Messi, Messi!

01:54:59.900 --> 01:55:03.700
...of the Swiss midfield, and it makes it really hard to defend.

01:55:03.700 --> 01:55:07.700
Almada twisting, turning.

01:55:07.700 --> 01:55:10.700
Almost to the probing coming through that area,

01:55:10.700 --> 01:55:14.700
just at the moment, a red wall in front.

01:55:14.700 --> 01:55:19.700
I'm not a big fan of the game.

01:55:19.700 --> 01:55:23.700
Switzerland holding on for dear life.

01:55:23.700 --> 01:55:25.700
Messi.

01:55:25.700 --> 01:55:27.700
Messi.

01:55:27.700 --> 01:55:30.700
Oh!

01:55:30.700 --> 01:55:34.700
Please! Oh my God, the score!

01:55:34.700 --> 01:55:38.700
Argentina wanted in the end with a goal from the much missed

01:55:38.700 --> 01:55:41.700
and El Di Maria.

01:55:41.700 --> 01:55:53.000
I thought that was a goal too. Oh my god, I thought it was a goal. It looked like it was buried

01:55:53.000 --> 01:56:04.520
Oh my god, and it sounded like a goal. Dude, I thought that was a goal. Oh my god. Guys, I thought that was a goal. Dead ass.

01:56:04.520 --> 01:56:06.520
Oh

01:56:17.960 --> 01:56:23.320
Bro they have to score in the next 20 minutes chat cannot hint it up for the next 20 minutes

01:56:34.520 --> 01:56:38.520
A monster Amado coming on and killing that left half space.

01:56:39.520 --> 01:56:41.520
He's Amduni.

01:56:43.520 --> 01:56:45.520
Well won, great challenge.

01:56:45.520 --> 01:56:47.520
Counter, counter, counter, counter!

01:56:47.520 --> 01:56:48.520
Counter!

01:56:48.520 --> 01:56:49.520
Woohoo!

01:56:50.520 --> 01:56:53.520
Lettaro Martinez losing another 50-50.

01:56:53.520 --> 01:56:55.520
Baaalright!

01:57:01.520 --> 01:57:03.520
Look bro.

01:57:04.520 --> 01:57:10.520
Best chance Argentina has a scoring is if Switzerland tries to score and then they just counter, deadass, I'm not even kidding.

01:57:11.520 --> 01:57:17.520
And these little moments are so important for Switzerland, this time it's Croy there, gets the wrong...

01:57:17.520 --> 01:57:22.520
Let's manifest a penalty shootout where Messi misses the deciding pen.

01:57:22.520 --> 01:57:26.520
Yo Ryan, that's deadass just hatred, bro, I'm not even kidding.

01:57:26.520 --> 01:57:31.520
Bro, you can prefer Ronaldo, but that's deadass just hatred. You genuinely just hate him, bro.

01:57:31.520 --> 01:57:37.320
And guess what bro, Messi's never done anything to you bro, and Messi's a amazing human

01:57:37.320 --> 01:57:39.320
So you just hate him bro, you just hate him

01:57:40.620 --> 01:57:42.620
That's pure hatred

01:57:42.780 --> 01:57:44.780
That's hatred, bro

01:57:49.820 --> 01:57:53.720
Still not happy with the officials, Switzerland. I think they got a raw deal

01:57:56.820 --> 01:57:58.820
For later on

01:57:58.820 --> 01:58:04.820
I think he's going to be

01:58:04.820 --> 01:58:07.820
back to the defensive post to

01:58:07.820 --> 01:58:09.820
Switzerland. Yeah, I think he

01:58:09.820 --> 01:58:11.820
calls a foul here. Yeah, against

01:58:11.820 --> 01:58:14.820
the Kanji as Martinez appears it.

01:58:19.820 --> 01:58:22.820
Oh, what a ball. Let's auto

01:58:22.820 --> 01:58:26.820
please. All right.

01:58:26.820 --> 01:58:31.820
From the four years ago, we were talking at the end of the world that final world, it's the last year.

01:58:31.820 --> 01:58:36.820
Okay, there you go, chat. Two Argentinian players just got yellow cards. Is it still rigged, bro?

01:58:36.820 --> 01:58:38.820
Is it still rigged, bro?

01:58:38.820 --> 01:58:39.820
Look what he's done here.

01:58:39.820 --> 01:58:43.820
Wake up and smell the coffee, bro. None of this shit's rigged.

01:58:43.820 --> 01:58:45.820
Most logic, isn't it?

01:58:45.820 --> 01:58:54.820
Well, it also begs the question that at least one game being played in the 2030 World Cup in Argentina.

01:58:54.820 --> 01:58:59.820
You wake up! I'm awake! Don't you dare! I'm awake!

01:59:04.820 --> 01:59:08.820
Mr. Robert explained the World Cup to you as simply and as efficiently as possible.

01:59:08.820 --> 01:59:12.820
There is a large group of CR7 fans who are upset that CR7 lost to Spain

01:59:12.820 --> 01:59:15.820
and that Messi might win back-to-back World Cups

01:59:15.820 --> 01:59:18.820
because then the go-to may be able to obviously be completely over at that point

01:59:18.820 --> 01:59:21.820
and it'll just be delusional CR7 fans.

01:59:21.820 --> 01:59:26.320
So, the way they're coping with all of this is by basically saying the World Cup's rigged,

01:59:26.320 --> 01:59:29.020
it's the same way they said the last World Cup was rigged.

01:59:29.020 --> 01:59:31.980
Don't feed into the propaganda, bro, all right?

01:59:31.980 --> 01:59:34.020
Don't feed into the propaganda, please.

01:59:34.020 --> 01:59:40.020
Move on, place it inside, you shawty.

01:59:40.020 --> 01:59:43.020
And then you shut up.

01:59:43.020 --> 01:59:45.020
Bumble!

01:59:45.020 --> 01:59:47.020
Lock in, come on, James take it back.

01:59:47.020 --> 01:59:49.020
Get to the go.

01:59:51.020 --> 01:59:53.020
Don't get into the propaganda.

01:59:53.020 --> 01:59:55.020
Messy always got your back, bro.

01:59:55.020 --> 01:59:56.020
Always got your back.

01:59:56.020 --> 01:59:58.020
Since I was eight years old, dude.

01:59:58.020 --> 02:00:02.020
I'm not making you not one in the World Cup.

02:00:02.020 --> 02:00:08.020
And in that memorable game, four years ago against France, on a penalty shootout.

02:00:13.020 --> 02:00:16.020
Switch is on. Look at Messi on the switch. Look at Messi on the switch, please.

02:00:16.020 --> 02:00:18.020
Ho, ho, ho, they did it, they did it.

02:00:19.020 --> 02:00:20.020
Messi.

02:00:20.020 --> 02:00:42.020
The first time it's ever happened, the same players missed two penalties at a World Cup.

02:00:42.020 --> 02:00:52.740
I think it's a safe bet that will be taken when it comes to it.

02:00:52.740 --> 02:00:55.600
You bet your ass he's taken a pen.

02:00:55.600 --> 02:00:57.300
You bet your ass he is.

02:00:57.300 --> 02:00:58.900
He's be captained now.

02:00:58.900 --> 02:01:02.820
Be captained, take pen.

02:01:02.820 --> 02:01:07.900
It's Monty Allen for Argentina.

02:01:07.900 --> 02:01:10.780
Patty the baddie won in 50 seconds.

02:01:10.780 --> 02:01:12.780
50 seconds.

02:01:13.780 --> 02:01:16.780
Perry Pimbley wanna fight in 52 seconds.

02:01:17.780 --> 02:01:20.780
How the fuck do you wanna fight in 50 seconds?

02:01:21.780 --> 02:01:22.780
What did he do?

02:01:25.780 --> 02:01:26.780
I cut his ass.

02:01:29.780 --> 02:01:30.780
Wait a minute.

02:01:31.780 --> 02:01:32.780
Submission?

02:01:33.780 --> 02:01:35.780
He choked the guy out in 50 seconds.

02:01:36.780 --> 02:01:37.780
Romero.

02:01:40.780 --> 02:01:56.780
Oh, this looks good. This looks good. Wait. This looks bad.

02:01:56.780 --> 02:02:04.780
but it was all effectively broken up by media.

02:02:04.780 --> 02:02:07.780
Come on Argentina, give it to Messi.

02:02:15.780 --> 02:02:19.780
Argentina is rising tension in Kansas City.

02:02:19.780 --> 02:02:30.780
You should be a few cheap nails before the night's through here.

02:02:30.780 --> 02:02:35.780
Messi, Messi, Raph, Raph!

02:02:35.780 --> 02:02:39.780
And he gets the decision as well.

02:02:39.780 --> 02:02:41.780
Are you okay Messi?

02:02:41.780 --> 02:02:45.780
Initially Pinata had ruled it damaged.

02:02:45.780 --> 02:02:49.180
Initially, Pinata had ruled advantage.

02:02:49.180 --> 02:02:51.060
Messi, are you OK?

02:02:51.060 --> 02:02:52.100
I think.

02:02:52.100 --> 02:02:52.820
He's OK.

02:02:52.820 --> 02:02:54.020
The reluctance to then foul.

02:02:54.020 --> 02:02:55.340
Free kick for Messi.

02:02:55.340 --> 02:02:56.460
That was his ball.

02:02:56.460 --> 02:02:57.980
Oh, wrap!

02:02:57.980 --> 02:02:58.980
Raph!

02:02:58.980 --> 02:03:01.140
He's not even hitting the ball.

02:03:01.140 --> 02:03:01.860
Sort of forced him to hit the ball.

02:03:01.860 --> 02:03:03.980
He didn't even hit the ball.

02:03:03.980 --> 02:03:05.780
To call the foul.

02:03:05.780 --> 02:03:07.620
Chad, Messi, free kick, lock in.

02:03:07.620 --> 02:03:10.620
I'm going to be just a lucky collision, didn't I?

02:03:16.740 --> 02:03:20.620
Messy free kick 25 yards messy free kick. This is his range

02:03:22.740 --> 02:03:24.740
This is his range

02:03:28.020 --> 02:03:35.140
Come on messy, this is your range bro, you can do in this for 25 years messy

02:03:39.140 --> 02:03:44.060
Actually, no, you've been doing this 39 years come on messy. This is your range. This is your range

02:03:44.060 --> 02:03:46.060
This is your range. This is your range.

02:04:02.060 --> 02:04:04.060
Get up! Get up! I'm flopping!

02:04:05.060 --> 02:04:06.060
We got no time!

02:04:07.060 --> 02:04:10.060
Keep it to messy. Look at messy, look at messy, look at messy.

02:04:10.060 --> 02:04:11.060
Look at messy, look at messy!

02:04:11.060 --> 02:04:13.060
Nice, my counselor.

02:04:14.060 --> 02:04:29.380
come on come on just keep giving it to messy bro please

02:04:29.380 --> 02:04:33.380
I'm going to kick it out of it, but we're going to carry on with the attack.

02:04:33.380 --> 02:04:35.380
Needs master know that.

02:04:38.380 --> 02:04:40.380
Oh, Tadia Fico's injured.

02:04:42.380 --> 02:04:44.380
The Callister.

02:04:47.380 --> 02:04:49.380
Tadia Fico's injured.

02:04:52.380 --> 02:04:55.380
You see why? The Callister has overhitted that.

02:04:55.380 --> 02:04:57.380
Twisting from breathe again.

02:04:59.380 --> 02:05:08.820
I'm not sure. Oh, who is that?

02:05:08.820 --> 02:05:10.820
It's not even Tonya Fico. You

02:05:10.820 --> 02:05:12.820
can see why he's Nico Gonzalez.

02:05:12.820 --> 02:05:14.820
She came off. He's hurt.

02:05:14.820 --> 02:05:16.820
Actually, that's a painful one.

02:05:16.820 --> 02:05:18.820
Oh, he's hurt. He's hurt.

02:05:18.820 --> 02:05:20.820
So they saw the sub.

02:05:20.820 --> 02:05:22.820
Gonzalez over there.

02:05:22.820 --> 02:05:24.820
They saw the sub.

02:05:24.820 --> 02:05:26.820
to me only

02:05:26.820 --> 02:05:31.860
whose son is yet to see in the action tonight you get places are right wing up

02:05:31.860 --> 02:05:33.860
he's wearing an Argentinian

02:05:33.860 --> 02:05:35.860
yeah who plays for uvee who plays for uvee

02:05:35.860 --> 02:05:37.860
oh no no no

02:05:37.860 --> 02:05:39.860
oh shari

02:05:39.860 --> 02:05:41.860
who plays for uvee

02:05:41.860 --> 02:05:43.860
done by a ticket

02:05:43.860 --> 02:05:45.860
ha ha ha ha

02:05:47.860 --> 02:05:49.860
Gonzales

02:05:54.820 --> 02:06:00.820
Come on, Messi. Come on, Messi.

02:06:00.820 --> 02:06:06.820
Oh! Oh! Oh!

02:06:06.820 --> 02:06:09.820
Did that tickle? Come on, let's go up with the head up.

02:06:09.820 --> 02:06:12.820
Fuck! Fuck!

02:06:12.820 --> 02:06:16.820
I'm happy to just suck that out of play.

02:06:16.820 --> 02:06:20.820
What the fuck is happening? What is happening?

02:06:20.820 --> 02:06:23.820
They have to fucking score!

02:06:23.820 --> 02:06:31.960
Switzerland can get through this next 30 seconds. That's half the job done in this extra time wait

02:06:32.520 --> 02:06:37.520
Whip it in she's to cross the game. They get it out wait good first time December

02:06:40.080 --> 02:06:46.940
Shepard got the block in it's coming back Gonzalez corner Argentina the tightening the screw

02:06:51.120 --> 02:06:53.120
Come on this needs to this needs to be a goal

02:06:53.820 --> 02:07:00.060
Messi, I want you to deliver the most beautiful cross the world has ever seen right now, Messi.

02:07:01.060 --> 02:07:03.060
Deliver the most beautiful cross ever!

02:07:17.060 --> 02:07:20.060
Alright, I'm starting to- I'd be lying if I said I wasn't stressed, bro.

02:07:21.060 --> 02:07:23.060
Yo, what the fuck is happening?

02:07:23.060 --> 02:07:28.060
How the fuck is Switzerland still in this game?

02:07:28.060 --> 02:07:33.060
What the fuck is happening, bro?

02:07:33.060 --> 02:07:36.060
I just ate a Cajun fry and it's cold.

02:07:36.060 --> 02:07:40.060
It's been out there for like three hours.

02:07:40.060 --> 02:07:43.060
How the fuck is Switzerland still in this game?

02:07:43.060 --> 02:07:47.060
How? How?

02:07:47.060 --> 02:07:52.340
As they did against Colombia, you know they need to defend and then now we see Argentina

02:07:52.340 --> 02:07:56.220
You're not playing completely in the half of Switzerland trying to get a go

02:07:56.220 --> 02:08:03.040
Yeah, as much as we've talked about Messi in the pregame after the old day of the week all tournament

02:08:03.380 --> 02:08:07.220
Today, he's very very quiet. Shut the Argentina needs and more

02:08:11.780 --> 02:08:16.820
What really well playing defense we've traded so many chances, what are you saying?

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He's created so many scenes!

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Chicharrito! Chicharrito!

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Let's go, Ciccerito!

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Colombia I should say. Did that make a difference? Having one so recently?

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I mean if you go down to 10 minutes obviously the whole game plan changes. So I would say that the manager and the players now think that is their chance.

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Can they hold off another 15 minutes? Yeah maybe, maybe. I mean they have a chance obviously but we need to wait to see with the second extra time half and see how it goes.

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And we were just watching that Switzerland huddle there on the pitch, those final words

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of encouragement, those final words of motivation as they try and take this to a penalty shootout

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against the world champions Argentina for the second half of extra time.

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Ian Dart, Landon Donovan, over to you guys.

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Thanks a lot, Jules.

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And here's another problem for Switzerland.

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N19s has saved eight out of 18 penalties in shootouts.

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was another one that sure many of France miss.

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So only half of the penalty is fixed.

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They've caught in the back of the neck.

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So even if they get to the penalty shootout

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and they've got two of the guys who score with penalties

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against Clopper, Jack, and Anduini, it's in the-

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Did y'all hear what Chicharrito football legend just said?

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He said, pens are 50-50, it's all luck.

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That's what I said.

02:10:33.420 --> 02:10:34.580
That's what I said.

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Bro, when people jump on Messi's back about, oh, he missed two pens, it's all luck, bro.

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If you think pens matter, you're 12 years old, bro.

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Pull the thumb out of your ass.

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Now this world cup is normal time.

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How are pens luck?

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Because if the keeper guesses correctly, it's saved.

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If the keeper guesses wrong, you score.

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You can go middle, right, or left.

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As long as you get it on target with power, you did your job.

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It was the 2010, you know, I've done the Diego Maradona.

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It's actually an interesting substitution.

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Ronald Messi, Ronald Messi!

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Maybe I'm set pieces and pushing up to Wendy forward, maybe.

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Look, guys, I'm not saying that pens take zero steel.

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Obviously, pens take a lot of technique.

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There's some people that are better at pens than others.

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I'm saying is don't judge a player for his pants. All right, that just makes you 12 years old

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I've been nick of the prime lock in

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to score. Argentina has 14

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minutes around there to score.

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Come on Argentina.

02:12:21.120 --> 02:12:25.500
Just across and you needed to

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touch. It's a great free kick

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the good hit the jackpot for them look at messy on the right way messy running I

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never see him run really dangerous

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come on up for Tida messy messy messy messy messy

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down duty injured most of the season at Burnley only played four games in the

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Premier League once it back here please don't concede please don't concede

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please God don't concede

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That's no trouble, Martinez.

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Alvarez.

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Top scorer in Serie A.

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Nessie.

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For Inter.

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With a double win this, in Italy.

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Nessie.

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And they've done a pretty good job in keeping him fairly quiet, eh?

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Say, fairly, up to now, anyway.

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He's saying that because he knows Messi is about to score, watch.

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He's saying that because he knows Messi is about to score.

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Once again, Messi!

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Messi!

02:14:12.220 --> 02:14:13.220
Messi!

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I thought he was going to let the shot go and mired it right across the face of goal.

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Macarthur.

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I can't see the area and again, the work is good.

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Bro the shit might go to pants!

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Fuck!

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That one.

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Fuck!

02:14:41.340 --> 02:14:45.500
Oh, I can't watch pens. I can't watch pens. I can't.

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I can't watch pens. No, no, no, no, no, I cannot watch pens. I'm gonna have a fucking panic attack.

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Intervention in the end by Latar Martinez. That is so difficult when you're facing your own goal.

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I can't watch pens. I can't, I can't, I can't.

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It's in the interest of a way from LA Comad. We come forward from the back.

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Dude, we're gonna have pens in about 10 minutes, yo.

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if Argentina is the sport. Come on Messi. Come on baby.

02:15:16.300 --> 02:15:27.300
If a lot of people looked at this game, it would be tough, but Argentina will probably get the job done, one or two nil, that kind of thing.

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And it did look that way for a fair bit of the evening here.

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But it's like so many of the stories of this world have been turned into something a little different.

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It's just never been easy for this Argentinian squad and can't they find the late winner

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yet again?

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Messi!

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F**K MAN!

02:15:49.820 --> 02:15:50.820
F**K!

02:15:50.820 --> 02:15:51.820
F**K!

02:15:51.820 --> 02:15:52.820
Bro!

02:15:52.820 --> 02:15:53.820
What is happening?

02:15:53.820 --> 02:15:54.820
F**K!

02:15:54.820 --> 02:15:55.820
Bro!

02:15:55.820 --> 02:15:56.820
What is happening?

02:15:56.820 --> 02:15:57.820
F**K!

02:15:57.820 --> 02:15:58.820
Bro!

02:15:58.820 --> 02:15:59.820
What is happening?

02:15:59.820 --> 02:16:00.820
F**K!

02:16:00.820 --> 02:16:01.820
Bro!

02:16:01.820 --> 02:16:02.820
What is happening?

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F**K!

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such an ace for them for a long time and Fabian shared too.

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So there's been a-

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If I watched Panzer I'm gonna have a panic attack, bro.

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From Berak Yakin, and largely,

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that we've heard you'd have to say,

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he's working for them.

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Because here they are,

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in the latest stages of the World Cup.

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There's a lot of money into the youth development.

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Signed up the game there,

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And the other players were playing Europe's top five leagues.

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Listen to the crowd! Listen to the crowd!

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No, Argentina!

02:16:46.360 --> 02:16:50.260
Supporters try to lift Betim over the line.

02:16:53.160 --> 02:16:55.360
Messi. Messi.

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Messi!

02:16:57.760 --> 02:16:58.760
Still Messi!

02:16:58.760 --> 02:17:03.640
And curled out you kind of where that was arriving. It was well struck

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Wait

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Alvarez

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GOAL!

02:17:31.560 --> 02:17:32.560
BOB!

02:17:32.680 --> 02:17:33.680
BOB!

02:17:34.160 --> 02:17:35.160
BOB!

02:17:35.520 --> 02:17:36.520
BOB!

02:17:40.880 --> 02:17:43.360
This is gonna win the BOB! GOAL!

02:17:49.040 --> 02:17:50.040
BOB!

02:17:50.040 --> 02:17:51.040
BOB!

02:17:51.400 --> 02:17:52.400
BOB!

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Just sensational.

02:17:54.960 --> 02:17:56.960
William Alvarez...

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Unstuffable to break the hearts of Switzerland.

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Ladies and gentlemen, two to one Argentina over Switzerland as of 20 seconds ago.

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Messi's going to the World Cup, bro. It's happening right before our eyes.

02:18:21.120 --> 02:18:28.120
Wake up and smell the espresso. Messy with it a world cup.

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We've done absolutely nothing wrong. No chance.

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People are typing rigged.

02:18:35.120 --> 02:18:40.120
Bro, just get out. Get out. You can leave, bro.

02:18:40.120 --> 02:18:44.120
What are you, five? Come on, just get out, bro.

02:18:44.120 --> 02:18:50.120
I'm not gonna sit here and explain how rules work or yellow cards. Just get out.

02:18:50.120 --> 02:18:56.680
What are you for somebody get this dude a pacifier rigged? What are you a fucking toddler, bro?

02:18:57.560 --> 02:19:02.600
Yeah, like it's actually like I'm like talking to a little baby right now. What are you a toddler?

02:19:06.280 --> 02:19:08.280
Instead of saying rigged

02:19:08.280 --> 02:19:11.380
How about we appreciate what alvarez just did?

02:19:12.060 --> 02:19:15.080
That was upper 90 and it curved

02:19:15.080 --> 02:19:22.940
If that doesn't make you want to pull out your dick and start stroking it, there's something wrong with you.

02:19:22.940 --> 02:19:31.100
Rigged, rigged, rigged. I'm a messy hater. Rigged, rigged, rigged.

02:19:31.100 --> 02:19:38.100
Look, bro. You know the Squidward picture where he's like crazy in a straight jacket? That's you, bro.

02:19:38.100 --> 02:19:42.500
Get out! Get out! Get out of my stream!

02:19:42.500 --> 02:19:49.100
Don't call me! Don't come by my house! We're done!

02:19:49.100 --> 02:19:51.100
Where's my man?

02:19:51.100 --> 02:19:55.100
Wait bro, this is how you sound right now! Alright, this is how you sound!

02:19:55.100 --> 02:20:02.100
Rigged! Rigged! The World Cup is rigged! Oh my god! Rigged!

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Yo bro, just say message the goat and move on with your day, please.

02:20:07.100 --> 02:20:12.100
But you sound like a crazy ass little kid, bro.

02:20:12.100 --> 02:20:15.100
It comes up with 67th cap, and you know what the breed is.

02:20:15.100 --> 02:20:17.100
You sound like a psycho, bro.

02:20:17.100 --> 02:20:18.100
You need help.

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Anyhow, anyway.

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Bro, I'm not even kidding, messy is going to cost like a disease, bro.

02:20:23.100 --> 02:20:27.100
It's going to be called like messy, uh, messy itis.

02:20:27.100 --> 02:20:32.100
All of these people that have been hate watching messy for the last like 30 fucking nine years

02:20:32.100 --> 02:20:36.100
are going to literally be like Squidward with the straight jacket on.

02:20:36.100 --> 02:20:38.420
Like bro, didn't he set up a hospital for you?

02:21:06.100 --> 02:21:19.100
And the thoughts will turn to Argentina, the England, 66.25 of Jeff Hirst's winner, and

02:21:19.100 --> 02:21:26.100
Antonio Rathig has lost his life today, it was something that aged 84 cent on in that

02:21:26.100 --> 02:21:27.100
VALVOR!

02:21:27.100 --> 02:21:28.100
VALVOR!

02:21:28.100 --> 02:21:29.100
VALVOR!

02:21:29.100 --> 02:21:30.100
VALVOR!

02:21:30.100 --> 02:21:34.660
98 when David Beckham was some talk and this glorious girl scored.

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Yes, bro. It's going to be called messy derangement syndrome.

02:21:39.700 --> 02:21:43.540
It's going to be a whole out fun the hospital, bro. I'll have an ownership of it.

02:21:44.180 --> 02:21:50.420
It's called a messy derangement syndrome. Are you a victim of the messy hate watch for 39 years?

02:21:51.860 --> 02:21:58.100
Do you sit on your keyboard and spam rigged all day with your CR7 poster behind you?

02:21:58.100 --> 02:22:04.280
You might have be suffering from messy itis bro messy might have literally put

02:22:04.280 --> 02:22:06.740
you into schizophrenia

02:22:08.540 --> 02:22:12.140
RIGGED! RIGGED! RIGGED!

02:22:12.140 --> 02:22:20.220
The World Cup is RIGGED! Yo bro hey get out bro get out get get out

02:22:20.220 --> 02:22:24.220
Get out! Get out, bro!

02:22:26.220 --> 02:22:28.220
You need to leave!

02:22:28.220 --> 02:22:40.220
And 4-0 to do this in pretty unfortunate circumstances, down to 10 players, he'll feel hard done by,

02:22:40.220 --> 02:22:44.220
the Swiss nation will feel hard done by.

02:22:44.220 --> 02:22:46.780
A. Bro. about four minutes left of the game y'all.

02:23:02.660 --> 02:23:05.000
You're lucky I ain't on that field.

02:23:05.000 --> 02:23:07.020
Bro what the fuck are you gonna do y'all?

02:23:07.020 --> 02:23:09.640
You're gonna play in Switzerland and score a hat-trick?

02:23:14.220 --> 02:23:16.220
So well every way in

02:23:23.820 --> 02:23:25.820
Chat oh my god

02:23:26.860 --> 02:23:33.020
Special moment has changed everything and they seemingly just always find a way to win

02:23:35.100 --> 02:23:41.260
Stand by for a huge huge debate dude Alvarez screamer second yellow

02:23:41.260 --> 02:23:50.260
That's Switzerland, the time limit was probably on top in the game, good to tell.

02:23:50.260 --> 02:23:57.260
One of the last chances I have, Salvo has a going away in the end.

02:23:57.260 --> 02:24:06.260
Not quite there, 119th, 120th.

02:24:06.260 --> 02:24:08.260
Come on! Come on!

02:24:10.580 --> 02:24:11.580
Come on!

02:24:12.380 --> 02:24:13.380
Messi!

02:24:13.580 --> 02:24:14.580
Messi!

02:24:14.780 --> 02:24:15.780
Messi!

02:24:16.220 --> 02:24:17.220
Messi!

02:24:17.740 --> 02:24:18.740
Messi!

02:24:22.100 --> 02:24:23.100
Almost, almost.

02:24:23.780 --> 02:24:24.780
Oh, okay.

02:24:24.780 --> 02:24:31.420
just fine taking eternity with the corner because you're not allowed to take an eternity anymore are you?

02:24:31.420 --> 02:24:35.580
No but these people beat them.

02:24:35.580 --> 02:24:43.340
Nice you beat a team of farmers losing verse England next by the way ha ha look

02:24:43.340 --> 02:24:49.580
bro Algeria's bad apparently Austria's bad apparently Jordan's bad

02:24:49.580 --> 02:24:51.580
Cabo Verde's bad

02:24:52.180 --> 02:24:59.340
Egypt is bad, Switzerland's bad. Look, bro. Hey, you gotta win the games. He wins the games

02:24:59.980 --> 02:25:02.220
You gotta win the games. He wins the games, bro

02:25:06.300 --> 02:25:08.300
He wins the games

02:25:10.540 --> 02:25:15.880
Messi has no control over who he plays all he can control is if he wins and he hasn't lost yet

02:25:15.880 --> 02:25:22.560
suck on these unshaved testicles my boy oh wait I did shave them

02:25:22.560 --> 02:25:30.960
to the semi-finals of the world cup yet again a reminder they've never lost these six semi-finals in world cup history

02:25:30.960 --> 02:25:36.120
and that's it that's it chat

02:25:36.120 --> 02:25:40.160
Argentina is making it to the semis bro

02:25:40.160 --> 02:25:45.160
Still we play on, one last swiss attack, repel...

02:25:45.160 --> 02:25:47.160
That's it! Finito!

02:25:47.160 --> 02:25:50.160
He's gonna get across him. He does get across him.

02:25:50.160 --> 02:25:52.160
Gitman can't quite reach it.

02:25:52.160 --> 02:25:53.160
Four minutes!

02:25:53.160 --> 02:25:55.160
VAS! VAS!

02:25:57.160 --> 02:26:01.160
The storyline doesn't begin to tell the story of this game.

02:26:01.160 --> 02:26:03.160
Four minutes!

02:26:03.160 --> 02:26:05.160
On 15 minutes, stop it!

02:26:05.160 --> 02:26:07.560
Let's go.

02:26:07.560 --> 02:26:08.560
Metsy!

02:26:08.560 --> 02:26:09.560
Metsy!

02:26:09.560 --> 02:26:10.560
Casting Metsy!

02:26:10.560 --> 02:26:11.560
Casting!

02:26:11.560 --> 02:26:12.560
Metsy!

02:26:12.560 --> 02:26:13.560
He's going to try and fight.

02:26:13.560 --> 02:26:14.560
Metsy's going to try and score himself.

02:26:14.560 --> 02:26:15.560
Gatero Martinez!

02:26:15.560 --> 02:26:16.560
Three-line Argentina!

02:26:16.560 --> 02:26:17.560
K.

02:26:17.560 --> 02:26:18.560
Metsy!

02:26:18.560 --> 02:26:19.560
Poblin!

02:26:19.560 --> 02:26:20.560
Poblin!

02:26:20.560 --> 02:26:21.560
Poblin!

02:26:21.560 --> 02:26:22.560
Poblin!

02:26:22.560 --> 02:26:23.560
Poblin!

02:26:23.560 --> 02:26:24.560
She right!

02:26:24.560 --> 02:26:25.560
Poblin!

02:26:25.560 --> 02:26:26.560
Poblin!

02:26:26.560 --> 02:26:27.560
Poblin!

02:26:27.560 --> 02:26:28.560
Poblin!

02:26:28.560 --> 02:26:29.560
Poblin!

02:26:29.560 --> 02:26:30.560
Poblin!

02:26:30.560 --> 02:26:50.720
It's over bro. Argentina versus England. Locked.

02:26:50.720 --> 02:26:58.800
Messi's gonna whoop that ass England. England you better be fucking ready man.

02:26:58.800 --> 02:27:00.680
You better be fuckin' ready.

02:27:00.680 --> 02:27:05.200
Make an extra big pot of tea on the 15th.

02:27:05.200 --> 02:27:08.200
Messi's gonna whoop that ass.

02:27:08.200 --> 02:27:10.200
Finish tough, Switzerland.

02:27:10.200 --> 02:27:14.200
Switzerland have no choice but to throw caution to the win.

02:27:14.200 --> 02:27:17.200
I thought the chance got away from Almata a little bit.

02:27:17.200 --> 02:27:19.200
Google has to be smart here.

02:27:19.200 --> 02:27:24.200
Unfortunately for Switzerland, falls right to the feet of that man.

02:27:24.200 --> 02:27:27.200
He's not gonna miss with an open net from there.

02:27:27.200 --> 02:27:36.720
3-1 Argentina, next up England, what it means is that the top four in the FIFA rankings

02:27:36.720 --> 02:27:48.000
for the first time ever will be the four 75-list, two glorious games to look forward to, celebrate

02:27:48.000 --> 02:27:54.640
with the fans. Play the song bro, play the song, play the song bro.

02:27:54.640 --> 02:28:00.640
Argentina, Argentina, las calonetas ya llego!

02:28:00.640 --> 02:28:17.640
Martínez, Molina, Romero, Feneci, Taliafico, Macalister, Paredes, Fernandez, Alvarez,

02:28:17.640 --> 02:28:35.200
They did it bro hey back into the semis man it's over guys I'm telling you bro gg's

02:28:35.200 --> 02:28:40.880
this shit is over bro Messi's winning the semifinals and winning the finals

02:28:40.880 --> 02:28:42.880
Lock this shit

02:28:44.400 --> 02:28:46.400
This is one of the world cup, bro

02:28:46.640 --> 02:28:48.640
This is one of the world cup

02:28:49.280 --> 02:28:51.280
This is one of the world cup

02:28:52.040 --> 02:28:54.640
The extraordinary run, it goes on

02:28:56.800 --> 02:28:58.800
12 games unbeaten

02:28:58.800 --> 02:29:00.800
It's not that great

02:29:01.680 --> 02:29:04.000
The mod has been good since it came on

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For kind of the extra time period

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Connor lost, was he already lost?

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Connor got injured?

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He tore his knee.

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Connor already, wait, wait, wait, Connor already got injured.

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He blew his knee open.

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Bro, I thought y'all said he was fighting like five minutes ago.

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Blue his knee open. Oh my god the game ended.

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Semifinals stages set bro. France versus Spain on the 14th. Cinema. England versus

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Argentina on the 15th cinema

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It is time, bro. It is fucking time, dude

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It is time man

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Chat bro, I'ma head off bro

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Listen man, when you guys see my stream tomorrow

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It's gonna be early chat peak little Airbnb stream pretty last minute on the last minute set it up chat

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Tomorrow when y'all see me I'm gonna be in Dallas competing in the fortnight program

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I'm gonna leave you with this word, bro.

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I'm not gonna get farmed. I'm not gonna die to fucking Peterbot 20 times like everybody thinks.

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I'm gonna win this tournament, and it's gonna go down

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as the greatest most unexpected gaming performance ever.

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Pollo, if you see this message,

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Geech,

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or what in the shit Pollo,

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Check, peace out, stay real, one love, in the case I don't see you.