you
All right, all right, no buttercups here. Just solid banter. We're all good. What's up for real though?
France vs Spain today. Bernard, who do you got winning, bro?
Oh, that's a tough one. Both squads are stacked. But if I had to pick, I might lean toward France. They tend to show up in these big moments.
So, you're doubting LaMille-Germain is what you're saying?
Not dancing him at all. That kid is magic. It's just you know, France has that tournament pedigree
But hey, I'll be happily proven wrong if your mom pulls off some magic
Bernard
I'll catch you later Nick if you need me again. Whoa, what the fuck?
But I was gonna leave like that
I'm right here. No worries. If you want to keep chatting. I'm all ears
What's up next buttercup or not?
Alright, call me Buttercup one more time. I'm going to throw this phone through a fucking TV screen.
Message received loud and clear. No more Buttercup mentions, I promise. Let's keep it cool. What's next on your mind?
Okay, Bernard, I'm telling you this now. The medium all shines in these moments, bro.
He's going to shine right here. This is the biggest game of his career. He's going to shine. Trust me.
Trust me, you know, I love that confidence.
I hope he does shine.
There's nothing better than watching a young talent rise to the occasion.
So, hey, if Spain takes it, I'll remember you called it.
Okay, Bernard, in your opinion, who's better right now in Bapé or Lamingo?
Right now I'd say in Bapé still on top.
He's proven it on the big, on top of what he's not on top of La Liga.
All right fair point La Liga might not be his right now, but when we talk about sheer impact on big games and experience
He's still got the edge your mom's time's coming back
But I don't know I don't know I mean it was spainter a baby. I mean it was spainter a
Espana
Now that's the spirit. Let's see if la roja brings it home. Enjoy the match my friend
All right, we're not a take care of yourself baby boy
Take care to my friend. I'll be here whenever you need me again. Enjoy everything. All right, Bernard. See you, bro
See you later. Take it easy and we'll talk again soon
All right, I'm gonna catch you bro
Sounds good. I'll be around take care more chat next time
Bernard, this is awkward.
Bernard, do you want me to hang up or do you want to hang up?
I'll handle it for you. No worries there. Take care and goodbye.
All right. Chad, how's everybody doing today?
I'm doing great.
Yo, whoa, you just said you're going to hang up.
I know, I know. I was just making sure you were good with it. But now let's make it official.
Good bye for real.
All right, Bernard, good bye, hang up now, hang up.
Good bye, take care, and we'll chat again soon.
Chat, I got a new haircut, by the way.
Yes, look at this.
I'm sure it's looking sharp.
Yo, Bernard, are you going to hang up,
or do you want me to do it?
You said you're going to hang up twice.
You're still lingering.
I don't like lingers.
Good bye for real this time.
No lingering, I'm out. Take care.
Yeah, bro, hang up!
Hang up!
There we go. There we go.
Okay, um...
What's up?
Yo, oh my fucking god. Bernard, all right,
I'm gonna hang up, I'm gonna hang up, I'm gonna hang up.
No worries at all. You go down to the ground.
Get this guy out of my ears.
Get this guy out of my ears, bro.
Bang when they get a bottle of Waco, they get a bottle of CDP out of the song, they get a bottle of...
France is going to win, but I would love for Spain to win. Yo, bro.
Guys, it's time to wake up and smoke a coffee. Both of these teams are great teams.
France is obviously favored in this match, but chat, it's football.
Anything can happen in football, bro.
France is favored, but anything can happen in football.
It's football tick-tock knowledge
No, that's 13 years of playing the sport knowledge
Yo, bro, any on any given day anyone can be anyone in football. That's not tick-tock knowledge
You fear in Boppe. It's not that I fear in Boppe, bro. I'm not afraid of him Boppe
I don't care if Messi has to play in Boppe again. Messi will handle that shit in the finals
Right now, me and Messi, yes, us, me and Messi are focused on England right now, bro.
Once we are done with England, then we're going to work on France or Spain, whoever
wins.
Right now, me and Messi are focused on England, period, end of story.
Drew the bug with the five gifted subs, she don't, the refs will handle England.
Bro, listen, if you think the World Cup is rigged, I've already said this a thousand times,
just bet your entire life savings on RGD to win the World Cup.
Stop crying about it.
Go make some fucking bread.
It's free money, right?
The World Cup's rigged, bet your entire life savings on RGD to win.
Period.
Next, next subject.
I'm not going to entertain this delusion.
Deluxe with the Prime Summit.
Never mind with the gift stated at Ryan with the 350.
That's not how it works.
That's literally how it works.
If you think the World Cup is rigged in Archdena's favor for Archdena to win, bat money on Archdena.
Period.
Okay, y'all, think of it as your one.
Xavier, think of it as your one.
Deluxe, think of it as your one.
Chat, but how have y'all boys been doing, bro?
Chat, how have y'all been doing?
Have y'all been good?
Teach me, baby.
All right, guys, World Cup is in two hours, probably going to be doing a little bit of
gaming leading in tennis.
You ruined.
What did I ruin?
Are you not watching IRL?
No, I'm Spain vs. France.
No, I'm not IRL that game.
I'm watching that today on stream, like with y'all.
I'm IRL at England, Argentina tomorrow.
I'm IRL at England, Argentina, baby.
Si, si, si, si, si, si, si, si.
Any other IRL games, World Cup finals as well.
So I'm gonna be IRL at World Cup semi-finals with Messi,
and IRL at World Cup finals which is probably gonna be France, Argentina.
Sanamu, Sanamu,
J.Dot, think about it. Hensy, think about it. Eternal, think about it.
What do you think of Tal-Ali? I don't know who that is. I don't know who Tal-Ali is.
I don't know who that is, guys.
Tal-A...
Swedish player? Oh, he misspelled it. Ta-ha?
I've never seen this guy in my life.
Hey, drinks.
Hi, guys. What's up, bro?
Yeah, I was just wondering because you know, I'm not the biggest soccer fan, so I don't really keep up.
Does Pessie play today?
Who sent you?
Give me his name. No, I was just wondering who does no who sent you who sent you. Well, I have money to make so I was going to do over under red cards for the other team.
So it's going to do over one at least. I'm not going to do like some psychotic rage bait today.
uh buddy his name is messy not pessie second there's a betting line will pessie take more than
two fucking penalty kicks let me slam this one ref please ref please penalties ref
yeah guys this is no no no no this is the problem with reading chat bro you you go down
you go down a line of insanity this is the problem
Yo buddy, Messi's not Pessie bro, he's the goat.
Are you sure about this bro? I saw a TikTok where, I don't even think it was AI. I was going through the comments and they were like bro, I thought this was AI. Basically, it was a Messi calling the future president begging for like goals or whatever and it worked.
And it actually worked, it's actually insane.
In the TikTok that you watched, was Messi speaking English?
Yes, it's AI. Messi doesn't speak English. You see how I just dropped a log on your
chest and absolute steamer. You're mentioning AI bullshit to me, bro. I don't care. Yes,
he does. Messi does speak English. Yo, guys, Messi knows probably 10 words in English.
Okay. Well, he probably only said 10 things in the video. So it was probably real.
You know what you're trying to do? You're trying to put the propaganda in my head.
No, you always say, is the propaganda? No, you are pumping a whole bunch of propaganda.
That's the thing. You're just projecting.
So I advise the TikTok you saw,
All messy was saying what exactly you know what just link it to me. It's just better to slink it. Link it.
Just link it to me, bro. I'll tell you if it's a mess. He didn't call nobody, bro.
I think he did.
I thought it was a guy.
Guys, messy cannot speak fluent English. Guys, trust me, you know, like, messy can speak like words.
Like when he was in the World Cup commercial, we are ready.
That's not like speaking English.
That's reading a script.
He cannot speak fluent English, Chad.
You guys, I'm messy.
He's number one.
Dick Ryder.
Like I know everything.
He can not speak English.
Let's go.
Link the tick tock, bro.
Link it.
Did you make it up?
Is it real?
Link it.
This is way too hard.
Listen, this is too hard.
I'm just saying, that's how much you say I am.
This is way too hard.
Yanni, listen. This is too hard. I need help.
Leo, calm down. It's just Switzerland.
I paid you millions for this world cup.
You have to fucking help me!
Okay, okay, my princess. I'll do what I can.
Listen, Joel, we need to help Argentina.
Understood. Red card for Switzerland. I'll make it believable.
Number seven red cards for what? Dangerous breathing. What? That's not hey
that's not what the card was for. That's not what the card was for. Very
strict referee. Now this feels fair. Hey, hey, hi guys.
Ass wipe. It says AI in the top left. Next time use AI. Now make an AI one. Now show
the AI haters will say it's AI yo hi guys this is blatant AI bro this is not fucking
accurate this is what you woke up to this morning and you sent me this this is what you woke up to
the guy's page name is kuba creates AI like are you a dumbass
I again I still don't know if it's AI I still gotta like figure it out but it looks really real the
Yeah, that's called a AI script, bro. That's like step one of AI courses, bro. That's living AI
You're a victim of propaganda. You called him Pessie. That's literally being a victim of propaganda
That independent sources name is going to be Christiana Rinaldo-Fanix68 on Twitter, and I'm going to ask him, all right?
So, I'll see you later after my findings.
Hi, guys. Yo, if you find anything else useful, send it to me. This is not useful, all right?
Like, if you find anything of any value, send it to me. That's not useful.
Just loaded the stream already, dickriding messy.
I'm not dick-riding messy. I'm getting attacked by high-vives and I'm defending messy that video
If you think that video is real you have a 53 IQ later
I'm not even getting a rock is smarter than you buddy. It said Cuba creates AI in the channel name
Someone's mad. I'm not mad. It's just you're just being a dumbass. I'm not mad
You're just being an idiot. Hey, can you turn off the stream, please?
Mott's timeout, Jinxie's huge toe, boggles in here.
Jinxie thinks AI is real, what an idiot, boggles.
I'm not even kidding, I actually think there's fishes
with greater intelligence than you, boggles.
I'm not even trolling.
Hi guys, what is this?
What is this?
What is this link?
Hi guys, what is this link?
Mott, go to Belendore.
Messi, Mott, go to Belendore.
Mott, play better.
Messi has more baton doors than Ronaldo.
Messi no play better than King.
I don't have good luck.
Yo, little kid, little kid, you don't,
they both have good life.
Little kid, you don't have any research done at all
and it's chilling.
Messi not have good life, Lord.
How does Messi not have a good life?
But yo, he has an amazing wife, three amazing children
And he's the greatest ever. How is his life about amazing?
Ronaldo is watching World Cup from couch.
Messi literally statistically has more bottom doors.
Is this little ass kids like rage baiting?
Bro, if you're gonna say shit, be correct at least a little bit.
How'd you even find this house that's 3,000 views this kid is eight yo have eyes this
is your source bro these are your allies kids eight years old hi guys this kid is
literally a I'm not bullying a kid chat the kid is no he's talking about I'm
I'm not bullying a kid.
Highlights again, bro, like find a real source
or don't source shit, period.
You're getting ragebated by a kid.
It's not ragebate, it's just, if you're factually incorrect,
I'm immediately checked out.
You're factually wrong, bro.
You're literally factually wrong.
You're facially wrong.
Okay, now, Jack, should we play the new chaos mode,
try to find the best chaos dicks,
or should we have the new chess pick our deck?
What should we do?
Or the new lucky boxes?
So what should we do?
Mom's gonna pull, mom's gonna pull.
Jack, chess pick our deck or new chaos mode?
Mom's gonna pull.
BIRDLE!
Yeah, guys, I'm vaping. I'm vaping, bro. Yes, I'm vaping. I'm vaping, bro. I'm vaping.
Chess pick the deck? All right, bet. Okay, should I play the Seasonal Trophy Road? What
What is this?
Barebones Tournament?
You went up four star?
What the fuck is this?
What is this?
Boogie the Gnoboldo.
Wait, so who gave you the permission to start streaming this early in the day?
behavior what yeah what is this what is this what is this there's no heroes in
this mode wait for real seats guys um I'll do the seasonal trophy road and I'll
I'm so confused. Wait, it's a global tournament? No, it's not. Is this?
Jeff, should we do a grand challenge or just ladder? Like ladder or grand challenge? I'm
high up in ladder I'm at like 14k. Grand Challenger ladder. Ladder okay. Jack here's what we're
gonna do. Here's what we're gonna do. Okay, I have a literal like shit. Have us. Why would
it look the shop the gems were down here? Have us why would it look the shop did he
Bye, Gems.
Chats got removed. No, no, no, not like, what?
This is a chess row.
Like it looks like a chess.
Okay. So chat basically what happened
is I have like an absolute friggin boatload of chess from the battle pass
and I'm going to build my decks with these, whatever I get from these.
But, here's my question.
If I click claim on my previous season rewards, rewards, rewards, is it going to be the infinite
loop thing?
Like, am I going to be in an infinite loop or would I be able to?
It won't be an infinite loop.
Okay.
Oh wait, it looks like I already did this, boys.
It looks like I already did this.
If I run out of chess, which I highly doubt if I run out of chess
If I run out of chess which I highly doubt
I think what I'll end up doing is I'll just buy them from Supercell store because I think I have a bunch of credits
Like I won't have to spend money
Which I should I do a grand challenge with this or should I just do regular ladder run a pole?
I'm actually curious
Should I do a grand challenge with this, or should I just do it on ladder?
What do you guys think?
Ladder, okay.
L-Money Saver, it's not L-Money Saver, bro, it's just hard to give this company money.
Like, I think the only thing I'm gonna buy this season is the Battle Pass.
Okay, ladies and gentlemen!
We are going to be building our decks with the new chests.
Now, I think they look new.
So we're going to be basically claiming the chests.
I've been saving the whole season.
I play a bunch of battles.
I literally haven't claimed any of my rewards.
Every chest is going to be a card that we have to put into our deck.
If we get wild cards, we are allowed to use any card of that rarity.
So the best thing we can get is like a legendary wild card because then we can put it into a card
We're gonna do this eight times for eight cards and build the deck. Let's see
Okay, horrible start literally terrible start two star
On ironically potentially the worst battle in the game. All right, so our first card is gonna be void
Here's our next card
I'm not mad at spear goblins, but I don't love it either.
Okay, so we have Void and spear goblins.
Pretty chop deck right now.
Okay.
I guess gold means nothing.
We can't really convert gold into anything.
Come on, be good, be good.
Okay, I'm literally gonna run out of chats
if they keep giving me gold.
Woohoo, we're gonna get a five star trust.
Okay, that's a good card.
That's actually an Evo as well.
It's important, that could be an Evo or a hero.
It depends on what else we get later on.
We have Musketeer, Spear Goblin's Boy.
Not bad, not bad.
We have two Reigns units, kind of awkward.
Restart.
Yo, I'm not even kidding.
Barbarians only really work in like swarm spam decks.
So I don't, okay, that's four cards secured.
Four cards secured.
Barbarian, Spirit, Goblins, Busketeer, Void.
What is our fifth card?
I'm not kidding when I say this, this is almost as bad as it can get.
I have a rune giant and a void and barbarians.
I literally can't do any, I have no wind condition.
Oh!
I will pull out my dong!
Oh!
What did I say?
I've never even seen this.
I didn't even know you could get a 5 star instead of a spin left.
Okay flying machine.
How many cards do we have?
We have 6 cards, we're at 6 cards right?
Okay.
Oh god I need a win condition.
Come on, Tsubara-san!
Do you need like a hog rider or something?
I need a win condition.
Oh, I can't count it!
It's a duplicate.
Can't count it.
It's a duplicate.
Can't count it.
Please win condition.
Please, please, please win condition, win condition, win condition.
It has to be win condition.
My 8th card.
This is genuinely one of the most chopped decks I've probably ever used.
I'm not even getting.
This is genuinely one of the most chopped decks I've ever used.
This is legitimately one of the most chopped decks I've ever used in my entire life.
Where's the musketeer at?
Oh my god!
Okay, should I use- that's a big question.
Should I use Hero musketeer or- should I use Hero musketeer or Evo musketeer?
What's better?
Oh wait.
Hero Dark Prince.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
I have Hero Charge in the Battle Pass.
I didn't know Dark Prince has a Hero.
Yo, in the Battle Pass I have, I think I do.
I do, I do, I do.
Please, I think I do.
Yes!
Bang! Now we can get the hero DP. Pause.
BANG! I've actually never used this one.
Chat, is Hero Dark Prince good? This sounds like Minecraft.
This sounds like Minecraft.
Okay, so, alright, let's think about this.
What was our other cards?
It was Void and what else?
It was Void and what else, chat?
I'm missing one.
Skellydrags.
Baa-baa-alright.
Alright, ladies and gentlemen, here we go.
Chats pick our deck.
One let's see. This is deck one. I'm gonna do
What do you mean my deck's not available what does that even mean? Oh
Oh, I have to put it- wait, what?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
This isn't ladder?
Yes it is!
What do you mean my deck's not available?
Put it in the green slot?
Bro, but it doesn't let me paste.
Why am I not allowed to paste?
Chad, do you see this?
Put it in deck one.
Guys, there's no paste button.
I know it's not ranked, but why is there not a paste button?
Am I?
Am I, like, stupid?
Am I stupid or should I just be able to paste it?
yes but why can't I just paste it I'm so confused why can't I just paste it in
there it's fine I don't remember all of it
I have a feeling this isn't gonna work I have a strong feeling this is not gonna
work but I'm gonna trust you guys because why would this why would this work
now randomly. Alright guys, this is the deck. Oh there we go, never mind. But you can't
paste? It doesn't make any sense. I'm sorry that doesn't make any sense. That doesn't
make any sense at all! I have to manually build in, I can't paste it. Okay, um, here
Here we go chat. Chests build our deck. Game one, battle one. Lock in.
Every battle we're gonna switch. Why does this guy have seven trophies? I have not played this yet.
This is what happens when you reach 14k I think.
Bro, this guy's the best emote in the game. I need that emote.
So chat, that emote's actually limited? Are you se-
It's like this guy knows this is my favorite emote or something.
Yo, Jackson!
Type wow at your stream sniping.
Type wow, Jackson.
Okay, we're good.
He's not sniping.
Uh, okay, this guy's not a good player because why would he valkyrie the bridge?
Why did my dark prince go for every unit besides the witch?
The game's over.
My dark- Okay.
Yo, Jackson.
Enough with the emote, bro.
All right?
I got it.
Here's what needs to happen.
You're jackson enough with the emo bro. All right. I got it
Here's what needs to happen. I need to go barbs on the monk that way the monk doesn't get any deflection value off the musky
But he's gonna do it anyways
Okay
So the witch hard counters the barbarians
My only real kind of semi win condition is my dark prince to be completely honest with you
We're gonna absorb this witch damage and build up a huge push on the right
Yeah, we're just going to totally absorb this damage here.
I'm going to...
Okay, he has a mini-peck.
So he has a witch, which hard counters the barbarians.
He has a mini-peck of which hard counters the Rune Giant.
What else?
I have a Nine-Incher as well.
Barbs to block the Inferno Dragon.
Okay.
Now we're gonna go for a little bit of like a split push. Hero DP, pause.
I'm gonna use the ability. I don't even know what it does, but I'm just gonna do it.
Okay, we just did a whole lot of nothing.
Evil Musketeer to snipe the mini-packer.
Alright, I gotta start splitting all my units.
This guy has every counter!
Okay, Mega Knight too, why not, right?
I just don't have enough elixir for this bro.
I cannot stop this.
This is too much fucking elixir.
I don't have enough elixir.
Yo.
That was the worst deck ever ever!
Congratulations bro, emoted it up Jackson.
You beat a guy with no win conditions and 10 swarm units and you had a witch, Valkyrie, mega knight.
I'm not even getting Jackson a infant toddler baby could win that matchup. You are trash
Delete get this out of my face
See the problem with having chess pick your deck is if you actually just get the worst luck ever you're cooked
You're literally cooked bro
Wait, I see a five-star in here
Chat
It's only right if we rip this it's only right if we rip this boys. It's only right
Tier 100 in the battle pass. Let's see what we get I
Think I can get my ronin up with that maybe I can probably get my ronin up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I
Get my ronin up
Okay, oh wait we got a legendary wild card which means
Which means the first card in our deck is gonna be the Ronin hell is yes
This card is broken how much elixir is he chat four or five
How much elixir is he chat four or five
Okay, boom first card in deck number two has been selected
Here we go. Next card. All right. Already a better deck than the last deck. Nice! Not bad!
I like the Giant Skeleton. He's a low-key kind of a win condition sometimes. All right. Ronin and
Giant Skeleton. Zappi's not bad, not good though. So we have Ronin, Zappi's, Giant Skeleton. Fourth card.
You know, it's one thing to get this trash card once, to get it twice.
It's not even that this card's trash, it's that this card only literally works in LavaHound
Act.
So, if you don't have a LavaHound, this card is actually useless.
This card is useless.
If you don't have a LavaHound, this card is literally useless.
Giant Skeleton, Zappies, Ronin, Skeleton Dragons, okay, not bad.
No, okay, not a bad card.
One, this fills in a hero slot.
Two, I can do some cool plays with the Mega Minion.
Like if somebody puts a bomber at the back, I can put a Mega Minion on top of the Princess
Tower.
He wanted the bomber and then starts hitting the tower.
Not bad.
This deck is 20 times better than the next deck.
Chat, if I lose this next game with this deck, then I'll admit I'm trash.
Okay, I keep getting gold, which is fine, but I need a card.
Rascal's not bad, kid.
We already have the Ronin.
Come on.
Jack number two.
Come on.
Barbarians again, Barbarians another just not good card.
NATO
Okay, wait, is that eight cards?
Is that eight cards? It looks crank up our road in a little bit here
Yo, do they still do a little wild cards or what do they do now? Please tell me they don't do that anymore, right?
Okay, now they don't
All right, we maxed out our road and not bad kid. Okay, mega minion
Thanks to Parcel.
Megamanion?
Skeleton Dragons?
Megamanion, Skeleton Dragons, Zappies, Barbarians.
What else? What else? What else? What else? What else?
I had... chat, what else? Am I missing something?
NATO? NATO? And what else, chat?
What else? What else? What else? Ooh, Giant Skelly! That's like one of the best cards in this deck.
Is there anything else? Raspels. Okay, we have 8 cards. I had a feeling we were at 8.
Alright, boys! Deck number 2 here of Chess Pick My Deck. Average Lixar cost is 4.4, not great.
The thing is though, I have a lot of different ways to get damage.
The last deck, I literally, the only way I could have got damage was the Dark Brints
just teleporting to the tower somehow, I don't even know.
This deck here, the Megaman can get on the tower, the Rodan can get on the tower, the
Giant Talisman can get on the tower, like we have a lot of different stuff here.
Also, I'm excited to use the Rodan, I haven't used him much.
I haven't used the Rodan much, but I've played against him a lot, he's very good.
But yeah, early prediction, I think my main source of damage with this deck is going to
be Mega Minion teleporting to the tower and Giant Skeleton getting a bomb on the tower.
Those are going to be my main sources.
Alright, definitely better than deck one.
Oh god, I don't even...
Okay, I'm going to go Mega Min...
Wait, hold on, he's in trouble.
That was the worst fisherman I've ever seen.
He has no Alexa.
Okay, he lost the game if this guy wins. I'm actually shocked. He has no elixir. He can't defend the barbarians. He can't defend the barbarians. Oh
Okay, well surely he has no elixir for the rascals, right surely he has no elixir for the rap
Okay, either this guy's hacking or he has a lixar coming out of his ass.
I'm not even kidding.
He spent nine elixir at- How am I losing?
How?
He spent nine elixir at the bridge!
He's back to full.
up this guy's a Chad okay I'm trying to figure out a way to get Ronan value and
I don't know how to do it because the Ronan doesn't get value against ranged
units yeah I don't think the Ronan gets value against anything this guy has in
his deck of course it doesn't I'm gonna go skeleton dragons at the bridge should
do quite well cleaning up the musketeer the fisherman and the goblins okay he
He has no log.
I'm gonna save my barbarians for his royal giant.
He has no log.
Alright, he goes ice spirit.
I'm gonna keep splitting up my units.
The Zappies are slowly getting pressure on him.
I just need to defend perfectly.
Bro.
Okay, does Giant Skeleton Bomb should get some value?
Oh no, the musketeer...
Wait, I don't know why...
Okay!
Why would he switch lanes? That's my strong side tower.
I feel like that was the first like crazy mistake this guy made.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Okay, Zappy's hard counter the Royal Giant, I believe.
Okay, I'm gonna go Rascal's on top of this.
I don't know what to do.
I'm going to roam in the bridge and see if we can get some damage.
K. This is a really close game.
The Ronin does some damage. I'm going to split Zappies.
Mega Minion.
I'm going to probably have to go barbs plus Zappies.
That shouldn't be that much damage.
Ooh, the Barbarians blocks the void value. That's pretty good.
Mega Minion did TP onto that?
Wait, you messed up his musky Ronan Ronan Ronan Ronan Ronan Ronan please. Oh my god
Ronan
Okay, we need to save Zappies for the RG. Thank God we have Zappies one of the best cards in the game
Zappies one of the best cards in the game for Royal Giant
I'm going to keep putting my Ronin's on the right side.
I'm going to start putting my giant skeletons at the bridge to get some damage because we
need damage.
Oh my god what a nato.
Barbs?
Hold up.
Really good nato.
I have to go.
Everything.
to be the musky to be the musky nice oh my god it's gonna be close i don't know i
don't know i don't know it's gonna be really close
may go in maybe
oh no no we make him in you make him in you make him in you make him in you
Mega Man in the end!
Ginch.
like I'm fighting for my damn life like I'm busting my ass for a win right now
yo it's not bro is washed it's bro needs an actual win condition
I've opened 25 chests and gotten zero in conditions.
Okay, third deck's a charm, right?
It's gotta be a charm.
Third deck has to be a charm, bro.
It has to.
Wait, what does this mean?
Does this mean, does this mean I have to chat?
Is this mean I have to, this is the worst
tower troop in the game.
Just give me a hug Ryder bro, please.
Just give me a hug.
This is the worst tower troop in the game.
Yo, if I open three decks worth of chests
and there's no wind conditions, I'm quitting.
Wind condition, wind condition, wind condition.
So, let me get this straight, no, no, no, no, everybody shut the fuck up, everyone shut
them.
Let me get this straight, I have opened 30 chests and somehow I ran into a statistical
anomaly where I've gotten a skeleton dragon in every deck, not back to back, because then
be a duplicate and I wouldn't have to use it. No, they've been perfectly spaced out
through I've had to use them in every possible fucking deck. And unironically,
this is one of the worst cards in the game if it's not in a lava hound deck. It only works in
love Houndek. Daddy, please. There we go. Okay. Okay. I'll take it. One of my favorite
cards ever. Low key almost to win condition because she has the healing aspect. Witch,
Skeleton dragons dagger Duchess any other carts chat any other carts
You might miss anything
Is that it okay
You can't make this up I
Already used the spear goblin supercell leaves me alone. I don't want to use the spear goblins
I don't want to use the Skeletor Dragons.
I want a good deck, please!
Wind Condition. Wind Condition.
I'm gonna- I'm gonna- I'm gonna-
Enough!
With the Skeletor-
Four times in thirty chance!
That's not even mathematically feasible!
This has to be a joke.
Is Clash Royale in the stream or something?
This has to be a joke.
Barbarians twice, spear goblins twice, and skelly drags three times.
WHERE ARE THE WIN CONDITIONS?
I'll take it, I guess. It's not a win condition, but at least it's a new card I haven't got yet in this challenge.
Alright. Okay. Alright.
This shit's gotta be a joke. This shit has got to be a joke!
It has to be a prank. It has to be a prank. What is this?
How many cards am I at? Okay, something new I guess. Something we haven't used yet.
in a computer simulation.
Skeleton dragons five times in 35 chests.
You've given me Skeleton dragons five times in 30.
Let me say that again.
There's I think over a hundred cards in the game.
I've gotten the most dog shit card 5 times in 35 chests.
This card is literally only useful in Lava Hound deck.
It cannot work in any other deck.
I can't even think of another one.
Alright, let's see what we're at right now.
I want to see how many cards we have.
We have Witch, Furnace, Zap, not bad.
I'm gonna have a lockdown defense because I have the witch but it's also like I don't
I'm gonna have lockdown defense with the witch
But the problem is I don't have a win condition chat what else Kelly drags did I get barbs again?
Or was it just Kelly drags and spear gobs?
Chet, did I get barb scan or was it just Skeletons and spear gobs?
Oh, I almost forgot the dagger duchess.
I almost forgot the dagger duchess.
How could I forget?
Oh, archers too, archers too, archers too.
Yeah, my defense is going to be really good.
I just really don't know how I'm going to get damage.
I don't- I'm not getting one win condition in 40, Chet.
It's kind of insane.
I don't know if there's a lot of wind conditions
It's kind of insane, bro
Okay, am I missing anything am I missing anything
Yo, where do you go to change your tower troop? I don't even know how to do that. Where do you go? Oh
I forgot the scouting jack
Somebody said scouting jacks smile emoji. Oh, how could I forget? How could I forget bro?
I may as well max this card out if they're literally gonna give me this in every text. I mean well, I have another option
Like this is probably the dead last card. I want to max out
Okay, we have enough for one more one more
Your name to with the 10 gifted subs get
She don't need to think about it, she doesn't have to think about it, baby.
Alright, last card in the chest builds my deck.
We need a win condition.
I've said this a lot, I'm like a broken record.
We don't need a Skeleton Drag, we don't need spear goblets, and we don't need barbs.
Honestly, anything besides that and I'm good.
Oh, and don't give me gold.
Don't give me gold.
I think I'm not schizophrenic. I think I'm getting pranked right now. I think this is
a joke. Is this entire day just set up to make me rage off? Okay, all right, all right.
All right. Didn't mean to click that. Didn't mean to click that. All right. That's about
gold? Are you actually fucking joking me? Back to back gold. Back to back to back golds.
Somebody typed hat trick. At least we got a fire spirit. So chat, guess what? We have
a fire spirit in a furnace stack which literally doesn't even make sense.
I still don't have a win condition.
How many chests does a brother have to open? How many chests man?
You can max cards with gems now.
All right. Oh, no, the Dagger Dutchess!
I forgot the Dagger Dutchess.
It's fine. Chat to make it up to you, I'll use Dagger Dutchess with the next deck.
I'll use Dagger Dutchess with the next deck.
L cheater, reset.
I'm not cheating!
Shut up!
My decks suck!
This is the opposite of cheating!
I might get banned for giving people wins. This is the opposite!
All right, I'm gonna I'm just gonna call it what it is
Our best source of damage is literally just the witch and the furnace. I don't even we have to just like chip damage. Okay
Okay, we get the King Tower activation.
I mean, we're just gonna have to- I would even have a tank to protect the witch.
I guess you could call, like, barbarians a tank?
Wait, this is good.
This is good.
I'm gonna have, like, split-lane pressure here.
This is not bad.
Okay.
Maybe we can break through.
Zap!
Nice!
We redirected!
Really good, Zap!
Nice! We redirected! Really good zap!
We took out the frontage, we redirected!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
First tower of the video, first tower of the video!
First...
Wait, the new spear goblin spread out more, so then...
Okay.
Dude, putting a bandit in the pocket is the laziest source of damage I've ever seen.
If that fire spear would have jumped I would have literally been so fucking high
Okay, as long as we can get his tower we can start just
No god, oh god, oh god
As long as we can get his tower we can literally just start
Clogging up the lane with furnaces and witches on the right side and just eventually try to like three crown or something
I don't even know
Jump right spirit
See how much we're clogging this lane up, but I have no way of killing the fucking firecrackers man
I wish I did evo zap I should have did that
Wait he's selling that was a terrible bandit that was a terrible bandit
Please please please please please
YES! YES! YES!
What's up?
Okay, we're still alive. Now all we're gonna do is just spam witches in the back and furnaces in the back
and he's never gonna be able to get damaged on me again.
Oh no!
Yo, he just put a bandit- Okay, this guy's terrible.
But he just put a bandit into skeletons. Like, what are you doing?
Okay, it's all fine and dandy, but I have a minute 45 to do 6,000 damn it like I
Don't even know what to do guys. I'm just gonna be honest. I didn't know what to do
Yo bad bandit again this guy is so bad how is you really?
He's putting bandits into my troops
Alright, Ivo Witsch, you're gonna have to save me.
And maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me.
Ivo Witsch, you have to save me, honey.
And after all, you're my wonder wall.
Alright boys, it looks like our best source of damage is going to be this push right here.
Oh, he has an Evo Firecracker that pushes immediately bad on a rifle.
Wait, wait, the witch, the witch, the witch, the witch, the witch, the witch, the witch, the witch,
kind of sort of locking in?
Guys, it's just, it's too hard. It's too hard. Pause.
But it really is. It really is just too hard, guys.
You cannot play class without a win condition. You can't do it.
I can't do it!
So you play against somebody with no win condition, you're using the most brain rot deck ever
with firecracker, dark goblin, skeleton barrel.
It takes you 4 minutes and 36 seconds to squeak out a win and you spam 3 emote.
You're actually a disgusting person, I'm not even kidding.
You disgust me.
It takes you 4 minutes and 36 seconds to squeak out a win with somebody with no win condition
and you're pumped.
Alright chat, this would literally be deck number 4.
I'm starting to lose it!
I'm starting to lose it here!
Deck number 4.
How do I do dagger duchess?
Let me put that in now.
How do you do it?
Throw has hot ass breath?
No I don't.
How?
All right, I'll do it after once I get my cards in.
Collection.
Click OK.
All right, there you go, Chad. Everybody happy?
I'll just boost it, why not?
OK.
Deck number four, here we go.
Deck number four.
Chests number 40, to be honest.
Okay, Goblin Demolisher. Not a bad card, not a good card either, kind of mad. Only really
works in Goblin Drill. Hunter, that's a new one. Okay, Hunter, Goblin Demolisher. Hey
guys, Ardla, you can get a battle banner from a lucky chest or be serious.
I
Seven Skelly Dragons in 42 chests.
Okay, Giant Skeleton, Hunter, Skelly Dragons, of course.
Goblin to Modisher.
Any other cards?
Am I missing anything?
Be Grateful!
Be grateful for what I hate the scaly dredge that card sucks it blows
I'm not gonna be grateful for that shut up
I've lost every battle this is embarrassing
Gabbling Machine.
Chat, what happened to my goat bro?
Did they over nerf him?
Wait, actually low key.
This guy's meta was the worst meta ever.
This guy's meta was the worst meta ever bro.
They nerfed him.
Gabbling Machine.
Cause the goblin machine would get paired in the most brain rot decks ever.
Bro, do you remember Goblin Giant Goblin Machine Pack-up?
Pack-up got-
Oh!
Oh my God!
After 50 chests, we have a win condition.
Oh my God!
Alright, now I'm gonna win.
You're gonna see, bro.
Now I'm gonna win.
So wait, it's Ram Rider Goblin Machine.
Let's start building it and just look at it.
Hold up.
Okay. It's Hunter. You can go Evil Hunter. Alright. Ram Rider. Goblin Demolisher. Hunter.
Goblin Machine. Where's he at? Goblin Machine. Where's he at, Chat? Okay. Anything else? Am I
missing anything? Anything else? Lameen Yamal scored and showed his butt cheeks. The game's
Not for an hour and five minutes mobs spam that guy. I'm not gonna do this fake gold shit. Oh
It's got a Jags. How can I forget?
What else what else what else
Out of my way, ah
May as well upgrade her. Oh giant scally. Okay. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right
But what battle is this? Is this the fifth battle?
All right, man, we got to get a win.
Like, okay, no, this is the fourth one.
Yes, okay, this is the fourth one.
We got to get a win. We got to get a win, bro.
Guys, what else? Two more, two more?
Two more?
Why aren't you screaming, Jinxie?
Let me sleep, bro.
You have so many options.
You could one, turn off the stream.
Two, turn down the volume.
Or three get your plugs
Guys, I did that
This has to be a joke this has to be a joke bro, I did that good up just I
Did that good at just so we should do one of these in chaos. That's look you a good idea, right?
No, but some of the cards aren't in chaos. Oh
Ooh, guys doing one of these in chaos could be so fun.
Let's do it.
Guys, next one we'll do in chaos.
You need to use the banner.
Okay.
Guys, that's a good idea.
But bro, the problem with chaos though is
it only has like certain cards.
Like not every card is in chaos,
but every card is in ladder.
Do you know what I mean?
Hey, that's pretty unlucky, that's pretty unlucky.
I don't even know what to say.
Yo, if you're watching this video on YouTube, can somebody make a timestamp of every skeleton
dragon?
I mean, I sort of want to study this at Harvard University.
Alright.
Can we get like a Harvard grad to look into the mathematical odds of getting skeleton
dragons nine times. Oh my gosh. So chat the one time they give us a win condition. They
give us two win conditions and they give us the worst win condition in the game. I'm
not even getting this the worst win condition in the game. This win condition got nerfed
into the ground. Okay, we'll do it with chaos next chat for our next one.
All right ladies and gentlemen chess pick our deck part wait ask Bernard I look
he could chess pick our deck this is deck number four next time we'll do chaos in
in this one.
Am I just going to have to let that Sparky hit? I think I am.
There's no way I can stop. Yeah, the Dagger Dust is just absolutely trash.
There's no other way to describe it. The Dagger Dust is such a bad card.
It might be the first time in an all video where the Skelly Drag got value.
See, but now we have a win condition so we can actually know about the damage.
Okay, we have a tide game. Lock in. We could win this one. Lock in.
Blow on me, did like some green tea, baby.
Okay, the barbarians are going to literally get farmed by the sparky cod.
Oh, I need Skelly drags for the sparky
Well, why don't I just threaten him with a big push?
Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God
I need the Skelly drags to wipe out the sparkier. I'm gonna lose. This is gonna be really close
I don't know who's gonna win and
And then I need to go hunter.
He's got a dragon, he's got a sparky.
Yes! Hunter!
Yes! Wait a minute, I think I'm losing?
Yeah, it's close, though.
It's definitely winnable.
Okay.
I need to do a base race.
Chat, the only way I can't defend this, I need to do a base race.
Are you guys ready?
This is going to be the greatest win of all time.
of all time base race starts now no he defended hold on maybe we can three
crowd maybe yes yes please god please yes yeah
Finally!
All we needed was win conditions, bro. That's all we needed.
All we needed was win conditions. I'm telling you, bros.
Okay, now we're gonna try this in Chaos.
Let's see how this goes. Okay, first things first.
We need to look at what we can actually get in Chaos.
Alright.
LavaHound, Meganeit, Pekka, Expo, Elite Barbs, Bar Putt, Royal Giant.
Okay, there's a lot.
Dude.
It's going to be hard.
It's going to be hard, bro.
It's going to be hard.
It is a 0.7% chance of pulling a Skeleton Dragon that many times.
Are you dead ass?
Ask Bernard.
Bernard, if Clash Royale has one, wait, how many cards are in Clash Royale right now?
How many cards Bernard?
As of the latest updates, Clash Royale has around 120 cards.
Okay, so Bernard, if Clash Royale has one, then Clash Royale has 120 cards.
out has a hundred and twenty cards. No, it says a hundred and twenty-two. If the
class trial is a hundred and twenty-two cards, and I were to hypothetically open
around forty to fifty chests, and in those forty to fifty chests, nine of them
contained skeleton dragons, what is the mathematical odds of pulling skeleton
dragons that many times? So to figure that out, you basically need the exact
probability of pulling skeleton dragons from a single chest which depends on rarity and card
ball distribution. Once you have that probability you do something like a binomial distribution
but if we're just going with an example say each card had roughly equal odds then hitting the same
card nine times in 40 to 50 tries would be pretty rare but without exacting game odds I can't give
you a precise percentage. The indium odds are the same on everything. If every card had an equal
chance with 122 total. That's about a 1 in 122 chance per call.
Okay, now here's my next question. Factor in getting gold in chests, elite elite or
golden chests, wild cards in chests and banners.
Factoring in all that variability like gold, wild cards and banners basically means each
chest is a mixed bag, not just a card draw. The actual odds per card are much more complex and
and likely lover for any specific card.
In short, without the exact drop rates,
it's impossible to give a precise number,
just no hitting the same card.
All right, Bernard, thanks for a whole lot of nothing, dude.
Like, whatever.
Chet, it's not, but I thought the odds of getting a legendary
are the same as getting a common,
but the stars depend on how much you get.
But Chet, am I tweaking,
or can you not get a legendary out of a one star?
But Chet, do you know what I'm saying?
Like, I thought the way clash odds work with Lucky Chess is if I get a one star, I could get a legendary, but I'm only gonna get one of them.
I thought the amount of stars gave you however many of the card.
Do you know what I mean? Like, the amount of stars leads to the amount of cards.
Oh.
Uh, have I got gold every chest?
You need at least three stars for a legendary chat. Is that true? Is he correct?
Electricity! All right, I believe that's a chaos carb. Nice guys. Okay, we're gonna try this in chaos chat. Let's see what happens
Yeah, that is a chaos carb. Nice. Nice. Okay. Okay. Good start. Good start chat. Good start. All right. All right
Okay guys we're gonna try this in chaos boys with having chest pick our deck.
Goblin giant is that in chaos?
Oh this is gonna be hard.
No it's not.
It's not in chaos.
All good.
Also if you're watching this video in YouTube and you like the chest picking decks in the
chaos style we can do like that video next time where I just do it in chaos. It might take longer
to build decks though and IE take more chests so I might have to wait till next month for the next
battle pass. Wait are barbs in chaos or is it just barb hut? Ah it's just barb hut Shisa.
Frank save us save you from what you want the mean to lose
Guys keep getting gold
Guys keep getting gold bro. I'm not really getting cars. It's getting fucking stupid
Mortar, is that in chaos?
Surely, it is.
Nice!
Okay, good, good, good, good, good, good.
Now, Chad, if I click Lucky Loop, it's an infinite loop, right?
Is it an infinite loop?
Well, no, not infinite, but it's gonna, I can't close out of it, right?
guys not an infinite loop but I can't close out of it like once I start this I
have to open all nine right once I start this after open all nine
all right chat let's rip our other five star why not let's rip our other five
star please be a casco wait is mini Norden chaos what can you do with those
shards I feel like that was asked bro what can you do with those shards by
I emotes, I think.
Bar.
Okay, not bad.
Guys, I think we're running out of chest.
We might have to rip the loop.
Might have to rip the loop, boys.
We're running out of chest.
Come on, be a chaos card.
I think that is.
I think that one is a chaos card.
And that one's a really good one.
Yes, this one's broken.
This one that's called guard.
Okay, all right, we're getting there.
We have three of the eight down.
We're getting there.
Okay, what is...
Guys, I'm so excited for World Cup 70s today,
a channel so bucket pumped.
It's gonna be a good game, bro.
It's gonna be a good game, dude.
Okay, and I think we're officially out of chess.
Okay, so now what we're gonna do
is we're gonna rip the infinite loops
for this last chaos battle.
We're gonna rip the infinite loops
Gold okay terrible start
Barbot nice that's a chaos card nice gold again Jesus
Is void and chaos we're gonna have to see check is void and chaos yes or no
Arrows is in chaos
Is Wizard in Chaos? Okay, so we have Arrows, Barbutt, Arrows, Barbutt.
Is Wizard in Chaos? He is. Nice, okay. Arrows, Barbutt, Wizard.
Chaos is the best mode they ever did. Muskie?
He had his Muskie in Chaos?
Okay, Arrows, Wizard.
Check 32 on your battle pups.
It is nice boys.
Okay, two spots left.
Bar pot as well.
Bar pot, yes.
And then we have one more chest.
We might have did it in the nick of time with our last chest.
If 32 is a chaos card, or no, you guys said 32 is a chest, right?
Oh my God, 35 is a chest as well.
That's not in chaos.
No, Chad, we did it and it was 35.
Boys, we're out of chess.
What should we do?
We ran out of chess on the last one.
Should we just throw Ronan in there?
Wait, Void?
Wait, Void's in chaos?
No, it's not.
Chad's not.
Have Bernard pick.
Okay, fair.
Fair, fair, fair, fair.
I wish I could pick it for you, but that choice is all yours chaos is half the fun right go with the card that makes your deck feel wild or just yo Bernard yeah my chat wants you to pick just pick a random card in class.
random card in clash all right I'll toss in a bit of chaos let's go with the
goblin drill sneaky a little unexpected ah Bernard it's not in chaos pick another
one another random card got it let's shake it up again how about the
Electro Giant big zappy and Bernard pause it's not
Electro Giant's not in chaos all right let's pick one that's definitely in the
chaos mix let's go with the clone spell double the madness double the fun
Bernard the clone spell is not in chaos right now got it no clone spell all right
let's look in a real chaos card how about the goblin gang a little swarm a
little may have Bernard the goblin gang it's not in chaos all right noted we'll
nail it this time for a proper chaos card let's pick the goblin barrel
Straight forward and always unpredictable.
I think that one's in. Yes, it is. Thank you, Bernard.
Thank you, Bernard. Love you. Chat, y'all said goblin drills in chaos? I don't think it is.
No, because I'm at four elixir seed. Four elixir starts here and ends here.
It's not, it's not. They removed it. Chat, it might have been in phase one. It might have been in phase one, chat.
All right boys chests and a little bit of Bernard have built our chaos deck. Let's get it. Let's go
Bro, if we would have did chaos for the whole video, we would have probably ran out. I'm not even kidding
Okay, we would have ran out in like two
Mortar 200% hit speed or electro wizard spawns three electrospirits
That sounds broken
Okay, he's got so much arrows now.
It's fine, but he was just a little bit of damage.
I love chaos, bro. Chaos is so good.
Best mode they ever did.
I wish they did it like when I didn't friggin' quit.
But it's all good. I'm back now.
Okay, chat. Riley said to wait for the next timers.
Like on cooldowns.
Somebody use wizard. I'm gonna use wizard. I'm gonna use wizard.
like I want to save my mortar because I feel like I can get a really wait that's
good splash for them oh no he just got so lucky wait what does that mean 100%
spawn rate what does that mean chat 100% what does that mean like it's infinite
guys what does that mean it spawns oh 200% faster oh oh he's back to arrows
okay next chaos in 15 seconds lock in baby he's oh no no no I didn't pay
attention guys I gotta do what Riley did and pay attention 200% dash in
Oh shit.
Wizard incoming fireball attack. That sounds good. So that sounds good. Does it just shoot like long range or something?
E-blitz? Nice. Wait a minute, not bad. I'm gonna go deep goblin bro. I'll try to fake him out.
Okay, it did not work, bro. I'm losing bad. It's all good in chaos. You can come back in five seconds
Tombstone spawns wallbreakers, barbarian launches barbarians, or murder wallbreakers.
Wallbreakers.
It has to be.
This is going to be broken.
This is going to be literally broken.
Look at how many wallbreakers that is.
Look at how many wall breakers that is.
Look at how many wall breakers that it is, Chat.
Look at how many wall breakers that it is.
Why is this deflecting everything?
No, I lost!
Okay guys, I played like trash that game.
Okay YouTube if y'all like the video 10,000 likes in this next one. I'll do it in only chaos
But I'll save up a shit ton of chess
Like a shit ton of chess
Gee geez, baby. Yeah, I'm gonna go rock a piss really quick. We're gonna watch spain versus France in 40 minutes
spain versus France in 40 minutes
Be on me
Let's go, Bora.
Chad, I'm back, kids.
Okay, Chad, we have 42 minutes.
What should we do?
Should we play ranked?
Or should we play league?
I'm down for a game.
I'm down for a game of league or because the thing is if I do clash I could do like 10 battles if I do league
I could probably do one game
Guys I can't do GT RP in 40 minutes when we get on RP RP as a game where we have to be on it for hours to get immersed
You can't play it for 40 minutes
Yeah, should we do a game of League of Legends ranked or should we do clash ranked and try to get to League 6?
Run a poll run a poll
Fuck, thank you for the gift. I love you so much, bro. Marv, thank you to Vodado. Shady, man, thank you to Vod.
Chat, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote. Vote.
Chat, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.
Clash is winning. Okay, chat. I'm gonna try to get to League 6. I don't know if I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm gonna see what I can do, bro.
If I could get to League 6 before Spain vs France kicks off that would be fucking cinema
because then I could maybe get UC tomorrow or no tomorrow I'm gonna be tomorrow I'm
gonna be in Atlanta for the Argentina England game dude I almost forgot okay I could go
witch but I want to go bolder to try to get the lineup towards the East spirit nice okay
perfect okay this guy's using royal hogs with the East spirit I'm gonna go oh
god all right we have to put our mini pack out away from the Ronin I'm gonna
go for a big giant push here because the boulder spent so much time defending
it's it kind of stalled out which is good okay good spirit with good arrows
Should we get three spear gobs with that nice okay boulder should roll
Okay, not bad. I'm gonna go mini pack in the bridge because he has no Ronin, so I wonder what he has
Snowballing there would be a little bit of an overspend
Wait hit the goblin that please God
Oh
Okay, I'm gonna go snowball onto the hut
not bad. Vamo, Vamo. Okay. I'm gonna go witch now, get to the evo. Oh god, the
east beard's gonna maug me. Yeah. Okay, on the bright side, he doesn't have goblin
hut in his hand right now, so this giant could be pretty annoying for him. I'm
probably gonna go giant graveyard at 10. He's like two cards away from goblin hut,
I think yeah two away okay now yes hot wait a minute the witch that's a lot of
damage come on okay he's gonna go royal hogs the bridge I think in like three
seconds right now nice okay we ended up predicting that we did arrows to bring
them off of the ground or onto the ground. Not bad! Pretty good prediction. Okay I'm
going to go minions to clean up the Scalagrack. This mini-paka could be annoying for...oh
god. I think I have a seed of the fan. I don't know if this is enough. Oh no. It's not.
Okay, it's all good. In overtime scenarios, I have the advantage because, um, Royal Hogs
is like one of the worst win conditions in the game when you're in overtime and it's
one to one. This is a really good arrows value. Look at that arrows. We used to hit like five
units with that and a tower we're gonna go snowfall as well borderline up nice
yeah what I'm gonna do is I'm just gonna keep stacking up witches and boulders
and it's always gonna be awkward for him to go in it's always gonna be awkward
for him I'm gonna go giant in a mini packet of predict the hot because now the
mini-pack nice the mini-pack he did what one shot the high wait a minute that's a
big mini-packa the mini-packa look at the mini-packa look at the mini-packa
look at the mini-packa nice that's a damn good start that's a damn good
Let's start!
I think we need like four wins for League 6. Let me see.
Five.
We could definitely, definitely, definitely
get League 6 before Spain versus France.
We have 30 minutes to get six wins. That's just enough time.
Okay, all good.
We had to use our snowballs to get to our mini-packet, but on the bright side we're cycling to our evolution.
He's using Hog Rider. It's probably too- Ooh, it's not 2.6.
Thank God. Okay.
So...
He's using Hog Earthquake. I actually- I low-key think I do-
I don't know.
Oh, he predicted me. Wow, that was really nice by him. I think my tower's gone.
Yeah, I'm not even kidding. Wait, the Skelleys maybe?
Nice, okay.
Alright, here's what's gonna happen.
The King Tower is activated, which is good.
God, that was actually well played by him.
I'm gonna need to get to my snowball chat.
I don't really know what else to say.
Alright, alright, here's what's gonna happen.
He's gonna go hog.
Minitech is gonna feed.
He ability which costed one elixir
We're up a little bit. He has an earthquake. So I think minions are safe as long as it's enough delivery doesn't have delivery now
He shouldn't
The giant's gonna get I believe one hit, okay
We're definitely gonna go arrows
He might go hog if he goes hog I can go evo snow and then late mini pekka
He does not have firecracker in hand, so he can't go hog firecracker.
I think I'm gonna go pre-Boulder.
I think this is winnable, this is winnable, this is winnable, this is winnable, this is winnable.
If he hogs the bridge, I'm really awkward. Yep, because the Boulder can't really do much.
I'm gonna go evilsnow.
Perfect timing.
Um, this push is not gonna do anything.
Yeah, this push is not gonna do anything, guys.
Wait, he used to see both firecracker. I feel like he didn't have to do that
Hold up hold up hold up hold up
Yo, wait, wait, this is good. The border kind of is cooking. This is that bad hog bad hog
That's a lot of skeletons bro
Nice we're back we're back. Oh my god, come on
Predict the firecracker? No. He went up the back. Thought he was going to go up the bridge
to try to like funnest damage. Wait, that's a really bad cannon. He put it in arrow radius.
That's a really bad Hulk. Okay, this guy's not playing good. He's hogging when he should
be defending. Wait, don't kill the witch. Whatever you do, don't kill the witch, please. Nice.
It's another graveyard. This witch is feeding.
This is the arrows. Can we get it? He's buried in here maybe?
Please? No.
He goes earthquake. I'm slowly crawling back.
He's gonna go hog though. This is gonna be hard to defend.
Yeah. I have to quickly get a snowball out of my hand.
Please! Not bad, not bad!
Okay. We are down 600 damage. We were down 3000.
He's gonna go hog. I'm gonna go mini Pekka. Oh
No, oh no, he actually was so smart and blocked the bridge. Oh, no
I was supposed to go mini Pekka and not which that's on me. That's gonna be one head
Two earthquakes wins him the game. I don't really know what I could say or do here guys
We have to arrows this and then maybe level up our mini Pekker
We're gonna let this go he might try to fire cracker them
Okay, really good snow. Really good boulder.
How did the hog survive?
That's a hard counter.
It's not really a hard counter.
She's not really a good matchup because he has Earthquake for Graveyard.
Earthquake for Graveyard's another hog rider?
Hold up, he just messed up.
That's the worst mini pek.
You put a mini-pecker into skeletons, but it doesn't matter because he was able to get
the arrows down fast enough.
If that mini-pecker would have hit the skeleton and not my mini-pecker, my mini-pecker would
have one shot his mini-pecker and went to the tower.
All good.
You're genuinely shit.
Yo bro, I have a top 1700 finish.
If being top 1700 out of 100 million players makes me shit, then I guess I'm shit, bro.
I guess I'm shit.
Oh god.
I don't really know what I could have done there.
I mean, how have these, okay, these hogs are just living.
Ah, the firecracker kind of just fed.
Bad minions, yeah, probably bad minions, I guess.
Yo, what deck is this guy using, bro?
Meganeit arrows freeze minions hog witch
I'm telling you bro. I could win this game. This guy's deck is chopped. The only issue is the Evo man
Okay, he just wasted it. It was gonna be an issue, but then he just wasted it for no reason
He should have saved
He should have okay
He should have saved the Evo Meganeit for this giant plush now he's gonna have to defend
Okay, not really a bad freeze by him to be honest.
I'm gonna evo Snow the Witch and then maybe we can get on the tower here.
Yeah, now he just plays like shit, but it doesn't even matter.
With Maganite Dex, all you need is just one good Maganite and you can win.
Why are you emoting?
Why are you emoting, Grail?
Why are you fucking emoting?
Why are you why are you emoting you're such a dickhead? Why are you emoting, bro?
All right, let's check the stats man, but check the stats
I already know you you're literally terrible if you're using a
Meganite hog rider like I already know your ass so let's just take the stats
All right, so my best finish is 700 medals higher than your best finish
Hey, I'm Jay, thank you for all of them.
You had advantage.
It's not even about advantage.
It's just like he got one good mega knight sequence with unexpected freeze and the fire
cracker.
I played three hog rider decks in a row.
Is everybody just using hog this season?
He has to answer that, he has to answer that.
That's three hog riders in a row.
I don't have the cycle to keep up with that.
I'm going to go minions, see what he does.
Ooh, that musky's going to walk away.
Now it's not, it's gonna range the giant.
Bye, Erma.
Good arrows, we'll take it. He's probably gonna hog again.
This guy's cycle's so fast.
Yeah, he's gonna hog. But I'm back 20 back, so it would actually be a terrible hog if he does it.
I'm gonna have one skeleton go to the left, and if he hogs the left, I'm gonna eat it and go giant grave round at 10.
Okay.
Okay, he has to answer the mini pack up if he doesn't he's going to lose his tower.
I feel like he's going to go like cannon scallies or something.
No just scallies.
God just scallies.
Wait, that's level 19.
Ah, I still almost died though not bad.
All right
Yeah, this is a problem. I can't really waste my evos to know bro if he fireballs
I'll use it, but if he does I need it for like I need it for a push
Yeah, it's just gonna keep putting hogs down. All right evos snow plus boulder full stops this
there's a lot of shit to defend split pushing is pointless because he has a
cannon nice perfect timing on the minions he wasn't able to yeah he wasn't able
to get it all with the parable which is somehow not splashing the musky I
seriously don't understand how this musky's not getting splashed Jesus bro
we're winning by 900 damage there's another Hulk he's gonna go ice gold if
He messed up everything. Okay. He deserves to lose. I'm gonna let all this go
He literally messed up everything. He put the ice golem behind the Hulk
Hey Jinxie take all chats personally. I'm out Lou Brown, bro. What's wrong with you you psychopath?
Please be game
It's just never game wow all right
We're winning by so much this boulder is gonna feed by the way
I guess hog we just got to keep clogging the lane
This is a giant graveyard you might try to finesse me it's not fast enough though. Literally. It's not fast enough
Suck my dick boy
There we go
Minipacka hero is bad.
Yo, I think the Minipacka hero is the best out of Chai and Ann Boulder.
He's 14.
No, he's not, bro.
Guys, I think celebrating only winning against a hard counter, uh, boggles, do you?
You don't understand, Clash.
Boggles, do you think that's a hard counter, you're an idiot?
Boggles, that's not a hard counter, bro.
See, this is why I like Minipeka right here, because now I can go Giant Minions and then
just save my Minipeka.
This is why I- oh, that dragon's gonna be pretty good for him, actually.
But this right here is why I love the hero Minipeka.
Oh, okay, he has Fisherman, of course.
I hate playing Fisherman.
He's gonna literally pull the mini-pack, isn't it?
Wow, that's disgusting if it does.
Leveled up.
Nice, that's- oh my god.
Oh my god.
That was such a good leveled up at the last second.
Spain or France? I'm cheering for Spain, bro.
Cheering for Spain, man.
The Duchess weighs a good amount of- okay.
Let's go giant the bag.
The thing about dagger Duchess is she does terrible against big tanks.
She does good against swarm, but she's bad against huge tanks.
So I can just get a lot of giants down.
I'm gonna go minions way back so his baby dragon is off- what the fuck is he doing?
doing what the okay bro we could definitely get lead six if this is the
caliber of opponents we're playing we could definitely get lead six what the
fuck is he doing this mini pack is gonna be level 21 I think actually no
probably level 19 fine still one shot to the fisherman hell's yeah we're gonna
probably let this baby dragon go cuz it's already 40% health it's so cute
when you try to act intelligent.
Uh, mods, time out, NBA J-Dog.
Yo, guys, a little bit of positivity here, please.
I'm just gonna go high minion
so that rage doesn't splash, though.
And then...
Okay, really aggressive lightning.
Hands up, hitting the giant, luckily.
He did not mean to do that.
I know he didn't.
I'm gonna go Evo Snow to snag the cannon cart,
the baby dragon, and the tower.
His duchess out of arrows is gonna be a lot of damage.
I wonder if I arrows the cart will not still gonna be alive on like one health of course
All right, it's all good this push is not the problem. It's gonna be his next push
I'm gonna go giant to break this
I'm never gonna let him go to him again. I'm just gonna go all in right now and never let him go to him again
I messed up completely and I deserve to lose
Bro, I messed up everything
The giant wasn't tanking that's on me. I low-key deserved to lose this now, bro. Oh my god
Yeah, good game motherfucker you even understand why you just won oh
My god, he was so ass. I just didn't tank the graveyard with the giant. Oh
Oh my god, I didn't take the grey bear with the giant.
Why did my monitor go black?
Did I slam it too hard?
Why did my monitor go black, bro?
What the fuck?
Bro, I think I hit it too hard.
Yo, my right side monitor is black.
I can't read chat.
What the fuck?
I'm not sure what to do.
I broke it!
Uh, Chappie got a problem. My monitor is totally black.
Bro, what the fuck?
How does hitting my desk shut off a monitor?
That doesn't even make sense.
How does hitting a desk shut off a monitor?
What?
Check how!
All right, I'm going to plug back in the power cord.
Oh, it's working now.
Chad, it's working.
It's working.
Just, just, okay.
Jesus.
God, bro, lead six heart.
All right, Chad, the game starts in 20 minutes, boys.
the game starts in 20 minutes.
chat the game starts in 20 minutes baby.
I'll check you guys out.
Mbappe scored!
Yo bro, the game hasn't even started yet.
Like, please stop this stupid shit.
I actually don't think I could have got a worse starting hand.
He goes Prince...
He goes Prince first play, and witches eighth card.
This can't be real.
The dictator will win nah I disagree bro I think Spain's got this one.
I think Spain's got this one.
Unk crashing out over pixels.
You clearly haven't played this game.
This game's the most rage-inducing game ever.
Okay, is he gonna arrows the minions? Nah, he's not. He's not that stupid. He's gonna
arrows the wish skellies. I need to get a boulder and throw. God. I'm not gonna lie,
that was actually so smart. Guys, he used the golden knight to dash to get my skeletons.
Wait, so what did I do wrong there? I guess what I did wrong was I placed minions down
for no reason. Crying because you don't know how to cycle. Your bottles. Let's cut this
rage bait shut out. Yeah, I guess the problem with what I just did is that I put my minions
down for literally zero reason. Okay, I'm so confused. How does the minion ward work?
Bro, am I the only one that's confused by this?
It's instant the arrows don't kill them anymore
Okay, I'm not even kidding. He literally had the best card in the game for that exact scenario
I wish I was trolling like for that exact scenario. He had the best card in the game
Wow
Yeah, I lost because I just put my minions down remember in clash route you have to literally be a genius
You can't make one mistake or you lose
Is he showboating you're gonna regret this bro. He's showboating really you're gonna regret this
Oh wait, he was giving me the win.
Guys.
He was giving me the win.
Oh my god.
What an absolute legend.
Okay chat, I'm gonna go get a snack.
Not because I'm fat, just because I need to eat something.
I got I got tortilla chips I got some
to your chips. Daniel, Jack, I didn't know that many girls played flash guys. I'm gonna
be honest I did not even know that
all right walk me it's Daniel E. Oh boggles you're the dumbest guy I know
boggles if his name was Daniel E it would be Daniel Space E this is clearly
Daniel which is a very common name like Bargles think before you type please God
Bargles if his name was Daniel E it would be Daniel Space E not Danielle it's a girl bro girls play clash
Chad if you're a girl that plays clash type one in the chat if you're a girl that plays clash
me your name is Henry like bro this sad is fucking psychotic bro bro your name
is Henry are we dead ass okay
well I'm gonna probably lose my tower this is all because I had dominions and
the snowball didn't push the princess forward. That's actually disgusting. Me, me, your name's
Yo guys, you're not all girls!
Chad, you're not all girls!
slow down big bro damn
Damn!
This is my last push.
This is it.
This is my last push.
She has a rocket.
This needs to be tower, I lose. Okay.
So fucking stupid.
Jinxy, don't worry, keep your chins up.
Just switch to hero gob hog if you actually want to try Jinxy.
What do you mean?
Hi guys.
Pancake boy, you need a mini pack out to you.
Hey guys.
Thank you.
You can go back to playing now.
Barra.
Yo.
Yo guys, give me a good deck to try and rank.
Give me a good deck.
It could be like, give me like a beat down.
Or like guys just give me like a meta deck to try and rank.
Like a meta deck.
Hero goblins.
In train this deck looks pretty good.
This deck looks pretty good in train.
Alright guys, we got time for one more battle.
We're gonna try this deck.
Apparently, one of the best decks in the game right now, probably, and Train's a good player.
Probably one of the best decks in the game.
Yeah, it looks like with Hero Goblins, a lot of what you can do is just sort of spam
them down.
That's a good meganite.
Good zap.
Okay, of course the one time Nicholas Stewart switches off of Giant Graveyard, he plays
Expo, which is Nicholas Stewart's best matchup.
And then when I go meganite, I play Expo.
Do you realize how insane that is?
I haven't played Exibo all day, but right when I-
I'm telling you this game is just rigged.
I mean, we already know it is, so.
We already saw the- yeah, we saw the blog.
We saw the blog, so we know it's rigged as fuck.
We know it's rigged.
He's gonna fireball this, and then that's probably game.
Maybe it doesn't have enough, okay?
Mega Knight has matchup against Expo. Yeah, you're definitely like the dumbest person I've ever met.
Mega Knight does not have matchup against Expo because the Mega Knight can get distracted by the Knight.
And then just gets melted by the Evo Tesla.
So he goes Expo, Evo Tesla, he goes Expo, Knight, Evo Tesla in double lickster and then all my troops are dead.
At least I have Zap, which is like good, I guess.
Nah, it's just over.
Well, like, what are the fucking odds of that?
I play Hog Rider three games in a row and then right when I play against Expo...
is Expo's skill. Yeah, Expo's definitely skill.
I'm just saying it's annoying how like Expo's the one deck that I fully hard counter
Because I have Giant and Boulder so they just never get a lock.
And then as soon as I swap, I play X-Bow.
As soon as I switch off my deck.
It's like, what are the odds of that?
I'll grind later, I'll grind later, alright it's all good, boys, it is time for Spain
Versus France mods are brought a fucking gigantic prediction. Let's do this shit
It is time for Spain versus France lock the fuck in
Coping
The it's literally confirmed that the matches are rigged type coping again
It's not Cope, we heard from Mario, shout out Mario, the game's rigged.
Shut the fuck up!
Seriously.
It's confirmed you're shit, Boggles.
I guarantee you, I have, I better at you, better than you at Clash.
Boggles, I guarantee you I'm better.
Confirmed on shit.
Okay, chat. Should I order food for this game? Yes or no? Give it up, uncle. What do you mean, give it up, uncle? Bro, I'm not bad.
Big back. Last lip of the five gift to W. Big back in the chat. Guys, it's time. Guys, it's time.
YouTube TV, transfer Spain, run predictions, let's go, let's go, let's go, crazy ass semifinals
came here.
You can give all vs. Simba play.
Bernard!
Bernard, speed versus France in five minutes. Who do you got, baby?
Alright, I'll stick my neck out. Since you've got faith in Spain, I'll ride with them.
Hey! That's my boy, Bernard! That's my fucking boy, man!
You know it. I'm always in your corner. Let's keep that energy going. What's next?
Um, Bernard, I think what I'm going to do today, bro is if Spain wins, I'm going to hit a lazy twerk.
A celebratory lazy 12. That sounds like a plan. No, they just work on your day.
Oh, gotcha. So if Spain wins, you're treating yourself to a nice, easy day. I'm treating you to a lazy twerk on your deck. Bernard.
Well, I can't exactly kick back, but I'll happily keep things chill and-
Bernardo, what's your, like, bro, what are we talking like, girth-wise?
I'm gonna keep it real with you. We're not measuring anything like that here. But hey.
Not you're not, King. Bernardo, I feel like you got a meat stick on you, bro. Am I out of line for saying that?
No, you're not out of line for a little playful bad-
I knew it! Bernardo, I knew it, bro!
What's next on your mind, my friend?
Bernard, who's gonna win the World Cup? Messi, France, Spain, or England? Who do you got winning, bro?
Oh, that's a tough call, but if I had to pick one, I'll say Messi and Argentina.
You know, there's always that magic factor with him. And Bernard, that right there, no, no, no.
That right there is why I fucking love you, bro. That's why I love you, Bernard.
Hey, I appreciate the love. I'm just here to keep it real and keep it fun. We've got a good vibe. Let's keep rolling.
Yo chat, I want to show you guys the graphic, by the way. Look at this graphic. I want you to actually lock in and read this for a second.
People don't grasp how insane this is. These are the 4 remaining countries in the World Cup. These are all of the teams like productivity stats being split apart in front of you here.
So, here, look at this chat like, yeah, actually peep this for a second.
My God, the game's about to start.
The game's about to start.
Actually, deep this for a second.
Goals, this is France.
Goals, imbappe, odise, assist,
key passes imbappe, successful dribbles, barricola,
chances created, imbappe, big chances created,
odise, accurate crosses, tambelle.
See how it's split?
Spain, goals, ollatabal, assist,
cuparella, key passes, porro,
Successful dribbles. Let me give all chances created by Ina. Big chance created.
Acura crosses by England goals. Cane slash.
Anthony Gordon slash soccer. Key passes.
Rice. Successful dribbles.
Gordon chances created rice.
Big chance created rice.
Acura crosses rice.
Argentina messy, messy, messy, messy, messy, messy, messy.
This is the best player in the world.
This is the best player in the world, bro.
All right chat it's game time. Oh my god. Lock in charge of France on what is today?
His charge of Spain it is also today the 10 year anniversary of a terrorist attack in nice friends
And we will have a moment of silence in honor of the victims of that attack
which killed 86 people 10 years ago today.
Why are we yelling in the crowd?
You're like 10 people.
It's how will it be remembered going forward?
How will this day be remembered in Spain in the years to come?
Chad, what stadium is this?
Is this in LA?
As highly as we think of Spain, this is a rare moment for them to be in a world cup.
Guys, this is in LA?
As the French are used to being here.
Can it be the breakout day for the Mignon Mall?
Can it be the latest special day for Kelly and Mbappe?
Dallas.
And who will book the first ticket in Sunday's final?
Dallas, here we go!
Let's try this!
We are about to find out here in Dallas as we are underway in the FIFA World Cup.
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Jeff, here we go.
Frans, you have to hit Spain!
Come on, Naveen!
Who can it be?
I'm betting against Frans.
Mark my words!
Spain will win this game!
Mark my words!
Who can it be?
All right, all right, all right, all right.
They have beaten the French each over the next two years.
They indeed are the European champions.
Shit balls.
So who exactly would that have-
Thanks god, landed out of a spot connotating.
I cannot listen to another game because there is the second time
in their history.
Yeah, that was just a spectacular goal.
It was a bicycle kick into a scorpion kick into upper 90.
I'm going to go to drink my Nyquil and go to sleep now.
Like, I cannot listen to Landon Dowling anymore.
Thank God.
God, what a game. Probably the best game of the World Cup so far.
Frankfurt's main semifinals. My God, that's cinema.
the game played out with the ball. I think they want to lower the tempo. I don't think they want
trying to really open up against this French team in scenarios like this where maybe you turn
the ball over and France come to life in the attack in part of the field. But...
Tell me Chad, you already are seeing like the possession is not going to be easy for either
It's going to come down to a lot of 50-50 challenges.
Rotary.
Oh, and Bobby just got...
Bobby just got his ankle broke.
Oh, now his pass out is under hit, and the French get it back.
Right, Chad. France has the ball.
Lock him, bro. Lock him.
And really, the biggest drawback is just a couple of games where it's...
Too shamanic, the ghost of Madrid.
No, Kevving got excited for Spain.
Back to back game, winning goals.
Each of the last two games in the final five minutes.
And Bobbi, great first chance to go to speed up.
Well won, Daniomo!
Damn, Spain's had the hardest route here.
Austria, Portugal, Belgium, my god.
Those are like, only easy game there for them.
It's probably Austria.
It's not easy.
One of the big teams always, for Spain, is trying to take control of that part of the field, the middle of the field.
They really overload it.
Down the all-ball, 5-0, right-hand, so you thought, oh, it's a big ball.
Get the medium ball, yes!
There's a lot to get involved.
Lamee!
And then they want to try to get LaMigna ball in those situations.
Initial balls in the middle of the ball.
He gets where?
Teams have done a really good job getting two or three defenders around this.
19-year-old Superstar, as he's knocked off the ball there.
Oh wait, 19 and one day, the year's birthday yesterday, Lameen Yumal,
Ms. Ramiro was there to take him off at a moment ago.
Chad, can't tell which fan base is more passionate here between France and Spain.
They're both loud.
Maybe France?
Every time they pop it gets the ball, they're like a ruck.
Well done.
Lameen!
I was literally saying, I was looking at the space for the medium all the way to the other end.
Let me! Let me!
Let me!
France with a little bit of an attack here.
Er, Spain with a little bit of an attack.
A lot of French players back on defense now.
Cucarillas wide open, oh my god.
The switch is on.
Roque.
They've been in recent tournaments, this would be the 5th final appearance of the last 8 World Cup tournaments.
If they can make it there, it's been unprecedented, Spain on the other side, this is rare for them.
It's the second time they've ever even played in a semi-final.
That was on their marks to a title in 2010.
Yeah, it kind of creates that Spain only has one World Cup win.
You'd always expect fate to have more because they're so good.
But they only have one World Cup win.
That was a good example there of a part of the game.
And that was just the 2010 Super Team, which is with Javier
and Aliesta.
And they got four F-Lens in as well.
That was insane.
They got to get numbers around the ball and win it back.
It's a real strength.
They want to keep you and suffocate you in their half
with the ball.
It's more than one.
They've only allowed one goal after this tournament
They have their record shut out streak ended against Belgium in the last round.
Bounce by eight on the ball right here, said a big part of how you defend against
for a matter of who's staying to play is.
It feels like the only way it's going to happen is that he's given away this lead to this.
That's all.
Team, yep.
Oh, shit.
The possession doesn't win games, though.
Both teams, the ball is going to pass on the speed.
And it's going to be in behind France, first corner of the game.
And the first ball can bottom-tap from the front.
So really good defensive structure.
Spain with the ball, low tempo,
but as soon as France win it, it's a quick transition.
That great ball into it, Mopin.
Then he gets it onto Bonn, but beats his ma'am off the dribble.
Not the best of crosses with his left,
but ends up winning a corner kick right there.
The first chance now for the French
to put a little bit of pressure on a nice ball.
I believe it's easy to take.
Turn it around.
Quarter kick for France.
Five assists.
Quarter kick for France.
You can go.
1994. Out swinger from him.
Mario trying to hold it, he's sliced and wide.
It was the ports who won the initial header out.
Winner goes to the World Cup finals.
Sang them up!
Now they shot this, could well be his final game
in charge of France.
He's had the job for 12 years.
He's stepping down at the end of the tournament.
Guys, if I show you the game, I will get banned.
I have said this for every game
of every match of the World Cup.
and there's still people that say show the game.
I will get banned!
What do you mean, deal?
So, question mark.
I'm on a 560 day stream street.
I'm not breaking it to show you guys
a World Cup game for two minutes
that I get banned.
Guys, I'm not gatekeeping, it's on TV!
Letting the players go out and perform at a high level
and both have been remarkably successful
in their times in management at the international level.
How many get tips for you to take the risk?
Literally zero.
I'm just gonna get banned.
There's no amount of subs that are worth a ban, bro.
Guys, they're gonna end my streak.
They're gonna end my streak.
Back to 1922, two years ago, Spain beat France
and the European Championship set me fine.
Last year Spain beat France.
Well, one by Spain makes it me fine.
Bro, Spain played good.
One of these players were on the field two years ago
and Spain beat France in the Olympics.
Spain is so fucking good.
They're right on the ball there.
They don't even assist, and in fact, no nation has-
HF, on the other hand, they play Spain 1, correct?
And Spain.
The Marseille for Yvonne.
West Africa, there by radio.
5-4.
9-4, excuse it.
He will, La Porte held us right.
He's dead.
Smartly just blocked the passing lane.
Bro, and Bapé was gonna begin on goal,
and he didn't fly back.
That's huge.
That's a really important block there.
Daniel Moe.
Now LaMidia Moe on Lucidina.
That can be Daniel Moe.
Hooked away by Rodney on the edge of the box.
No, Yvonne Bartone.
Big game for him.
World cut semi-final.
His first involvement, the referee, to whistle that for a foul,
a free kick for Spain.
Wait, wait.
When it starts with LaMidia Moe,
trying to get two players in,
there's this contact on the top of the foot.
absolutely a foul. Three kick right on top of the box. I would imagine this is going to be LaMille and you're all with the left foot.
Really nice angle. Yeah, that's kind of debatable because it was ball first. I mean, I think you could argue it's focused just in a natural position.
Really close proximity to the box. That's not really a clear call there. That's kind of my spray area.
it over and Rafael picking up a yellow card for that challenge. Yeah, that was ball first.
I don't really...is that worthy of a yellow? Yes. Yeah, he got a yellow. Whoa, what? Where's
this ref from? Early yellow card. He got a yellow? You see the conference here, the
sample's over it, the ball's over it. Mike Mignol who's been quietly terrific at this
tournament. Just two goals allowed for France. Who's the little kid screaming? This little
I would really say it's a tough call, but I wouldn't give him a yellow card for that.
His foot's on top of his foot because he touched the ball.
Is that like he's stomping on the guy? That's a sick call. He shouldn't give me yellow for that.
He should not give a yellow for that.
That should never be a yellow.
We all of us go to work sometimes and forget something important.
That is a terrible yaddle garden.
Full ten yards.
Horrible.
Dude shut up.
The ref knows how to do his job.
Oh now the ref's right.
Okay.
Go fuck yourselves.
There's no one to walk away.
By any chance try to catch up.
Who's in the car?
He said in the car, he'll clip this up to the back post.
A little bit of a touch there for Papa Canelo.
It looked like descended along.
And the fall across is blocked, but she'll
pull that out for a throw.
And on three.
You're in an absolutely terrific position here in Dallas
because we have Spanish television right next to us.
You know nothing about football.
You played in your backyard.
I played for 13 years on four different clubs and traveled around Florida playing.
Shut the fuck up!
I'm not able to find the angle for him all.
I'm just playing my backyard skill, shit!
He signs, though, for the medium all for Spain.
He looks, he looks alive. He's buzzing.
He has two months with a hamstring injury coming into the tournament.
Didn't start the first game, looked his way in, played the full nine for the last two.
Looks like you might get the best of him today.
just the one goal that was in the game against Saudi Arabia which was his first
appearance in two months you talked about just how much traffic he's had
around him at all times when he's been on the ball that today the structure of
the game is going to allow more opportunities potentially to be one
one with the defender different that could maybe be for it.
I'll try to angle that in and these may go run forward in the
court.
As it goes all the way after a goal kick.
Amarcloport's an interesting part of this. He is Frenchborn.
He's a former France international. You see Johnny
and Fentino, there's it in a FIFA,
Carson Venger, top left.
Set Javi behind him.
Going to keep his emotions under wraps.
Set Javi behind him.
Sending his data fast, playing the semifinal.
They're being chased by a pomegranate.
He's got a long run back, and this leads to something.
Wait, Daniel, he's not set backwards.
Good recovery once again by Robbio to come get him.
Are you watching golf or basketball?
Neither bro, this is a football World Cup semi-finals
He just won that shoot and he was just in time in front of Demi Homo
I know it's early in the game, but Spain currently has 63% possession
Click
Bro, they always have possession, it never matters
It never matters
They say for LukaVenia, who was last playing in a World Cup in 2014
It never matters who they play for, they always have possession
And then the starter left back for France here and it comes for killing Mbappe one child laid out Messi for that old time
World Cup gold scorer Michael that was
And it's not even just being like a dick writer the ball that Mbappe just played like it was such a bad fucking ball
Like Messi's not even capable of doing that
I'm not I've never even seen Messi do that like that was the most horrifyingly bad ball
I've ever seen in my life like Messi's physically like he's not capable of doing that that was horrible
He's going to hit you on the counter attack.
I thought they wanted three French starters who plays in Spain.
Daniel, probably Ruiz of Spain plays in France.
It's just facts, bro. You're never going to see Messi miss his target by 37 feet.
That was forward.
How do you always bring up Messi? Because he's the king of football, period.
He's the king.
So if I'm watching foot bottom of the thing of the cake, he's the go, he's the fucking go.
We're off for Kukareya.
Hands it off for Bayana.
The melee just shuts him backwards and inside it comes.
Rodri!
Rodri able to keep it, although Elise a bit late with the tackle and that's a vicious challenge.
Sit down for a foul.
See now!
This won't be a yellow, that should be a yellow. The first one should not have been yellow. That's a formal challenge.
He felt like he could jump in front here and win this ball, so that's why he lays out good battle between the two of them
Yeah, he's left. Yeah, I'm the back of the yellow. That's a yellow
Yo, I'm smarter than the anat like these announces are fucking idiots
I I didn't need to replay to tell you that I don't even need the replay and it isn't a yellow
I don't even need the replay y'all need the replay to see that
He's not even close to the ball!
... yellow card suspensions. Only a player who was sent off in this game would miss the final.
Rui is going to open it up wide and Baena brings it down on Kunde.
Baena deflects across. Elise first to react and he's free of counter. It's a great touch for Jim Bailey.
He's going to play to the space in Boppe. What a ball that is!
And Boppe brings it down! Leaves his way through! It's poked away from behind! He's still got it!
And Boppe now needs some help.
Please.
Smell them up.
To the far side.
Barca luck.
He'll get it away for Alise.
And Kubarci gets the block in.
What?
From one end of the field or the other.
That's how the game is going to go.
Spade trying to keep you pinned in.
But that first ball.
What a ball this is from Dembele.
God, that's a good ball.
I'm doing Boppe, but the recovery is so good.
Dembele's so good.
Enough to slow up in Boppe.
God, that ball was so good.
Dembele allowed them then to get two bodies around the ball.
Friends are taking it quickly.
The embedded is insane.
Able to get a deflection cross in,
and there's hobbles there.
Few appeals from France that might have hit an arm.
It definitely hit an arm, but it looked like natural position.
I'm just going to be honest.
It definitely hit an arm, but it looked like natural position.
And there is no holding of this, so there was no VAR check needed.
I'm here by them.
Spanish actor, ready for this one.
Looks comfortable, quick contents at the moment.
You're not the ref. I should be. This guy's doing a terrible job. He gave a bad yellow
card and then missed a yellow card. He's literally doing a horrible job right now.
Like this is zero out of ten refs performance.
So today they're any winner of the Bellagoras World Player of the Year.
Yo, he is insane. He's like any space you can have in the game against a fucking god.
the back side. Barclay brings it down, able to keep it a little bit of a shot there.
From Debelly's eye, Jesus.
Schumannie, little cross on it, only the point was there.
Come on Spain, take down the dictator!
being patient, not opening up against the Spanish team and playing on the counter
and coming so close in that last sequence, but now, well maybe turns over.
Well one game!
Robbie O's gotta be careful as well, it's on a yellow card.
Don't do that.
They're planning to what the game is giving them right now, so when they can pin them back
when they can go, they're high pressed in those little opportunities otherwise
getting back and getting set.
And for Spain, it's the same thing.
They feel quite content with the way that they're able to defend some of these
transitional opportunities. At the same time, having been quite
as focused, they haven't taken up the game here with
possession. That will happen when they can get it out to
Lamingo tomorrow if you want.
They had Ruiz, great.
And Kukarewa.
Too far for Kukarewa, it is. The Kama Kano came across just
to bump him off the run.
the last world cup.
Luis Delafonte has engineered such a remarkable success for the Spanish teams that he took the job after the last World Cup.
The World Cup that did it, they show up in France for a penalty shootout away from winning.
As you see, Spain right now, 36 games without a loss dating back to a friendly against Colombia in the spring of 2024.
That's a Spanish all-time record.
One shy of Italy's record that they had for a period of years was actually ended by Spain in 2021.
Morocco at different times have claimed a longer streak, some that have to do with that disputed
half the Cup of Nations final. Strike attack from Jackson, Joe Barks.
That was a fresh team that beat Morocco. First time in a long time made so some lost in the
league. Strike attack from Jackson, Joe Barks. Did my stream lag?
They played in the Euro semi-final two years ago, all the goals were in the first half.
France scored first, you're all tied at all-mult-1ing coming from behind when they played last year
in Stuttgart.
We were there for that game in the Nations League.
Spain built a four-nail lead and a 5-1 lead in the second half before France created some
chaos.
Why is this two-way starting?
I don't know.
going to do like 45-45, but man,
Adam and Nuzin at the top.
Back post, two-fault audience level.
Deanie up.
He's coming, he fouled him with the penalty!
Penalty for Spain!
Jamal snuck in the back side of the banner, look at Deanie up.
And Spain have their opportunity to go in front of the World Cup semi-final.
Deanie just gets his body all bent out of shape here.
doesn't keep his body facing open to the play.
So now that head goes up.
So now he gets turned, waiting for it,
and your ball just gambles.
He's able to nice hype for it.
He knows he can get a touch, because look at Dean now.
He's only focused on the ball.
Doesn't see Lamal, so he gets a touch on it,
and then there's context.
Did he just call him Lamal?
Yo, get the sky out of the booth, bro.
Did he just call him Lamal?
Get the sky out.
Fuck off the alleyway.
He's still down.
First jetting moment for Dina.
Just a few days shy of his 33rd birthday going against the...
Well, Chad! One-nil spades!
One-nil spades!
Yameen Glamal!
Who's going to take it? Oh, Yatsamon?
And you see, Oyasavl has the ball.
Yomal made a penalty in the game last year,
but Oyasavl has been a wonderful penalty taker
in his career.
Célo-Martone is just trying to shepherd the players out
of the box and take the penalty.
Menyal saved a penalty earlier in this World Cup against Norway,
his third penalty save of his France career.
And what music killing him up, that they're touching his hand.
They're trying to save it.
They hit the arm of Limey and Yomal.
On the look that I saw, they felt like it was high enough
on his arm, kind of that shoulder area that would not be considered a hit ball.
Answer the question, GC, is that a good pen? I mean, it's a pen.
Let me give all smart, like that was smart as fuck.
He's trying to bait for a pen.
And the French defender clearly was not intentionally trying to do that.
I mean, it was just smart by Lameen, to be honest.
Peps, in his national team career, he's a big game player.
he always has the French player didn't mean to do that.
The black Benyon is a penalty specialist in gold.
And this comes midway through the first half.
This is going to be one of the European semifinals here at Dallas.
No way he misses.
And on his own, scores.
What?
Spade, go out in front.
Ladies and gentlemen, France is going home.
What did I say?
Bye bye fans!
Bye bye!
Love y'all though.
You can't win. What did I say?
What did I say?
Bye bye friends!
What did I say?
You can't win!
up to it right now. He's not waiting for my y'all he already knows he's picking out that
corner head down stays over the ball. That's a terrific penalty by my friends by my team's
feeling each other out. And yet I'm a boarder. I'm taking advantage of a mistake from Dina
and Spain lead from the spot once we have time. No, no, no, listen, no, listen, listen,
Having time is good against Spain.
Oh my God, the little kid, little baby crying.
I'm actually sad now, little baby was crying.
Bro, Spain is just gonna pass around.
This game's gonna be one nil Spain.
Spain's just gonna pass around now.
GG.
France, GG.
Frommel.
So here we go.
For the French first time, they have trained.
What did I say, John?
I said, Spain's gonna win.
That's where Spain can get more dangerous as well
because he starts to chase a little bit.
It doesn't instantly.
Are they going to pass around for 70 minutes?
I mean, guys, it's not 100% that Spain's going to win,
obviously.
But, Chad, I said they'd win and they're winning.
So, yo, how about you give me a thumbs up here
instead of fucking critiquing everything?
I said Spain's going to win and they're winning.
Chad, in the history of the Spanish national team
to reach 30 goals gives them the lead
of the semi-final in Dallas.
I'm prescribing you I get high a new kind of treatment for moderate to severe
Yeah, because people love bitching that's what it is.
People love bitching, bro.
Hey, I said Spain was gonna win and they're winning.
Goodbye, France.
We'll see y'all in 2030, bro.
Put up a like, yo, just say I got balls.
Oh, bro, I told you Spain's gonna win.
I fucking told you.
World Cup finals are gonna be Spain and Argentina.
Spain's gonna win, bro.
I said before the game, Spain's winning.
Span's a lower ability to fight them may occur.
Before treatment, your doctor may check you for-
Spain's gonna win.
TB, if you need a vaccine or have kidney problems.
I could die.
Ask your doctor if it's right for you.
It's a pan, you call me your tits, but bro, it's a smart pan.
Like the way Lameen created the pan is smart, bro.
Like that's just good positioning and awareness.
Turn up the phone with crunch and go all in buying me two Ferrero brains and you could
win $1 million.
Keep the same energy when France wins bro, France isn't going to win bro, Spain's going
to win.
And look, I'm taking all the risk right now because I'm locking in Spain wins, but you
know, you can call me crazy, Spain's going to win.
Yo, don't give Spain a one-nil lead bro, because they'll actually pass around for 70 minutes.
Don't give them a one-nil lead buddy.
That's probably the least team you want to play against if you're down 1-0, because they
will literally pass around in circles for 70 minutes.
Flopkin!
Don't give Spain a 1-0 lead, trust me, they keep the ball better than anyone.
Well not only are France trailing, but the players get pelted by sprinklers during the
hydration break.
Mark Klatenberg's watching with us as well.
Wait, someone got pelted by sprinklers?
Wait, what is General?
Early yellow card as well.
huge moment for Ivonne Bartone, 35-year-old referee from El Salvador. How has he managed
some of these key moments early?
VAL!
VAMONAMI! VAMONAMI! VAMONAMI! VAMONAMI! VAMONAMI!
VAMONAMI! VAMONAMI! VAMONAMI!
VAMONAMI!
Come on, Lameen!
Wait, so, what?
VAMONAMI was correct.
World Cup Finals could be Messi vs. Lameen. The future vs. the greatest ever.
Oh my god.
Can't manage their situation.
The worst tackle was in Lisa's unrodry.
That's the one that should have been the key moment
to give the yellow card.
So he has got the balance wrong on the yellow cards,
but overall he's got the key decision correct.
Lameen ain't done shit.
I can't believe you just typed that with a straight face.
You realize Lameen created that pen, right?
Like, are you fucking stupid?
Hey, we got a box score Bobby in here.
He's a box score Bobby.
We got a box score Bobby in here, bro.
in here, bro. Just tell me you're reading the box score.
In big games before and you have to win tough games to win a World Cup.
Bombay, Jim like one side, goes back to the other, Rabiol.
Not for Dina, how could he atone now?
He wants to get the return that was well read by Pedro Coro to take it away.
Once again, Rabiol's there to break it up, although he couldn't keep it a play
friends that was severely unlucky yeah the French defender did not mean to do
that obviously he didn't know what the mean was right there
gotta be more aware though bro that's why Messi scans the field like a fucking
psycho.
Bobbe stepped in right in front of Cougar C. It's just gonna be out for a throw and is
He's about to be down in some pain.
Chad, you watch the Messi, what does he do?
Or the Messi, you watch Messi, what does he do?
Like Messi would never do that shit.
That's called lack of awareness from the French defender.
Standing his record 20 years old.
That's called lack of awareness.
In his career more than any player in France's history,
he scored more goals in these types of games.
Again, back, why Messi's a god, bitch!
Even the Messi.
When I didn't make anything about Messi, I didn't make anything about Messi.
That ball just felt something went straight down to the ground.
Saliba's going from that to worse. Fadiliad, they shot William Saliba.
Just quietly going about his business. All tournament is the starter back there.
That's been a really strong part of the game for the French team.
The partnership between me and the Broncanal.
But yeah, that...
Messi is the goal.
Mbappe mugging him hard though.
In what sense, bro?
In what way is Mbappe mugging Messi?
Name one thing.
Awareness.
Look, he's...
Ball's popping up.
He's thinking, I just need to get it out now.
And you feel the pressure of an attacking player like that.
In what way?
But really it's just great anticipation.
of your mall to judge the flight of that and fearlessly just put his body in the
way it takes the contact set the stage for your sample puts away the penalty
that is the difference no questions about it 100% was actually her
Saliba who started at the Euros he was a backup at the last World Cup but it's
been his role and he's a title winner in Arsenal this game is off to the worst
possible start for France they had an unlucky pen get allowed and then Saliba
was hurt and this is a horrible start for France.
Group stage, Olin has five appearances for France
in his career, he's not been ready to replace him.
It's a huge moment for France right now.
They have to make a first half sub.
If France loses, it's rigged.
So if an upset happens, it's rigged.
I'm so confused.
What?
Yo, yo, what?
If France loses, it's rigged.
You don't think like upsets can happen in sports?
You know Spain's like one of the best teams in the world,
right?
You know that, right?
Reversive activity.
You know Spain beat France the last time they played, right?
How's it rigged if you're just, I just, please,
just never watch football again, please?
It's actually disgusting that you're even like,
commented on the sport.
For France on the counter attack, literally the last time
France played Spain, Spain beat them.
So how would it be rigged if Spain wins this?
I don't understand.
Yellow card, to Correa, show the yellow.
I think that's consistent refereeing, though,
to give the yellow card there, even though it's his first foul,
but the type of foul.
It would be great for France to start to get Olise going
a little bit more.
To do so, they have to have control of the ball
in the attacking part of the field.
Oh, god.
To really get set up and allow it to find some of these spaces
is to play penetrating passes something he's done so well.
So Kupu Ray now sitting on a yodel the rest of the way.
That was the first foul whistled against Spain today.
This one, Tamelle, stands over the ensuing free kick.
Tamelle, that's right to an ISEBON.
Didn't even actually move from when that ball...
Bad cross, bad cross, bad cross.
Tomorrow on Fox, it'll be a very different atmosphere in Atlanta for the other semifinal.
Harry Kaden England taking on Leon Messe in Argentina.
Ever starts at 11 p.m. Eastern.
Or what p.m. Eastern? Excuse me, 10 a.m. Pacific.
Live here on Fox, a ton of history between those nations.
I'm going to that game!
Just like the New York Games.
That is going to be a fiery atmosphere, and you have an all-American, officiating crew
by Isabel Elfath who has the honor and the challenge of being in charge of it.
That one's gonna be wild and so many of us are off to Atlanta tonight inside of
that one as well who will be watching that one joyfully knowing that they've
got a spot in the final Sunday in New Jersey.
So an American crew is officiating Argentina vs. England.
I'm going to show too much of a Tarrabbi, a good strong tackle for him.
I don't know behind the Lise.
A couple of times, ball's turned over.
You know, Lise had one just a couple of minutes ago,
and it's tries to turn, first time in the midfield, turns the ball over.
France under a little bit of pressure, but not getting the ball,
Rodri.
The ball again, so you can just see Spade,
they have trying those all over the field,
all those options.
Daniel!
2v1.
Look at them!
They're trying to cut it back, good block on the outside.
They're going to be a little bit careful there,
lunging for that loose ball.
They're going to be able to fill it out.
Spade's playing pretty damn good!
I don't know what he is.
He's just running into the space.
I don't know what he is.
He'll take a shot.
That's not quite what he was up to.
Daniel O. What was that?
He had a fantastic.
Drew Brees in the house.
Drew Brees?
Oh, it's through Dallas.
Where's the player with these teams
faced off two years ago?
They live in like New Orleans, just semi-final in Munich.
They say on the turn, Tepela, and Pappi wanted it through,
and instead it's intercepted by Cougar C.
They sort of barked with them.
It's not that it's been all easy for France.
It was a very difficult game against Paraguay on the 4th of July,
in brutal conditions, and filled out the air.
It's in Dallas.
Took him an hour against Morocco, and the line is round.
Oh, gonna get on the end of that one and he touches it wide.
The flag comes up for offside.
As he just put an arm into the back of Epama Cano there,
but Alex Bionikovic's in trouble.
He was offside, but you can see right in the middle of the screen.
Oh, he was off.
Look at the gap between the two centerbacks there.
Damn.
Epama and Epama Cano having a little conversation
after that.
Epama Cano coming over and talking to him.
And keep in mind, these two have not played together much
in this tournament.
So it's a stupid game.
It's stupid little, how so, how so?
This relationship, these movements, especially against the Spanish team that is so dynamic,
it's tough to figure out a partnership when you've been in such a rhythm as a two in Saliba.
But this really is the first true adversity France have faced at this tournament.
Hell, yo, I'll jump, it's my real treat.
Yo, Jack!
I'm gonna release, trying to get by, and go for it.
I'm gonna throw Jack at the question.
If this is the first time France has been losing a game in the entire World Cup, I feel like it is.
Yeah, I feel like they've just been winning everything.
Pretty unlucky man, I'm not gonna lie. That was a lost game.
10 minutes to go in the first half here in Dallas.
Cavalier-Salvo.
Just about 15 minutes ago,
there's a difference that it's just got through to Tim Bailey.
Opens it alive, Bradley Bancelot working up for him.
Oh, shit. Bancelot cuts it in.
Oh, it takes it himself!
Puts it on target.
That's better than from the French,
because they're going to have some possession
attacking part of the field.
And allowed that man, Tambelli, to float inside.
Olise stayed wide, high on the right.
Tambelli comes over, he finds Barclow 1v1,
he comes inside, he had a nice overlapping run
actually from Dina that allowed him then to...
Okay, Jack, who do you think is gonna win now?
Now that it's 1-0.
Now they've stepped up the pressure.
Who do you think's gonna win now?
Real spells like that can give you some confidence
in the ball, and yet here comes Spain,
who win the ball right back.
Well, it looked like France had it,
and Rotridge just climbed the ladder to win a header,
and spayed immediately back in control.
I mean, Ruiz just forces way inside.
There was no help defending there.
Teddy Albault closes in around him.
Spanning able to keep the hatred pole off the bounce.
And he wants him comfortable enough.
It's exact.
Here's the thing that's annoying, right?
If that same exact pen happened
for Argentina against France,
people would say it's correct.
I'm not even kidding.
If that's subbed out the meme for Messi, people will say it's Rick.
And you guys can say, I'm coping.
I swear to God.
If you subbed out the meme for Messi and it was the same exact scenario,
people would have said, Rick, I swear to God.
Wait.
Get it away, Diana.
Shit, passing to the middle of the world, Drake.
Let me.
You're more or more than kill me.
You're more than kill me, you're more than kill me.
Oh my God.
But look at this.
I'm still holding.
You deal with me.
That is equally good defense.
LaNina's throwing the ball to the cornerback.
Spade high pressure.
Now look how they buzz around.
Look at that Tiki Chaka.
This is why Spain is incredible.
Look at these quick strings passes.
What a tackle.
This is why Spain's incredible, bro.
They're going to have them take it again.
That is terrific to play.
That was almost disgusting.
That was Spain at its best right there.
Because if it's a save by the goalkeeper,
That's my space.
So fucking good.
Those quick passes.
To take away a goal and keep it at 1-0.
Leaves for the moment.
First corner of the game for Spain.
Wait, that's not a pass.
That's not a pass.
Backwards off his head.
Robbie hits the second header.
Whip it in, whip it in, whip it in.
He settles it, crosses back close.
Back close!
9.
And he will try to chase it down to the other side.
And he will.
Let me...
You gotta finally get the moment here.
Here, Navi, you've all tried to split the double team,
almost got back to that one.
And it might just be a foul.
Yeah, it's gonna be a foul for Puppet-A-Zio, it's good.
I've seen this many times,
Lemmine's in flow state, this game's over.
Every time he touches the ball,
he's just direct right to the net.
When Lemmine enters this state, bro,
this shit is, I'm telling you now, this is over.
I actually haven't seen Lemmine at full-on flow state
this whole tournament and it's happening now against France.
Having more space on the second touch where he can isolate it.
The means in front say it's over.
Almost laying it off for five under reach.
Danny Oboe, his touch there.
Danny Oboe trying to sneak in behind.
French able to crowd around him and get him off.
That's a bad challenge.
It's just been a very work-in-like performance from Spain. It's very efficient.
It wasn't as bad as I thought.
They have their ideas, they have their inspiration, it's 4-3-3, but the team is just so comfortable.
They don't change who they are for anybody and right now, the way they're pressing the ball, the way they're using the ball in possession,
possession. And France finds something though, like a forward
end of the hat that's going to be offside. And then Bakke coming back from an offside position on that initial ball.
We feel more frustration though from the frontside. I think a lot of that is in the middle of the field where
they just can't get the right pressure. He is offside trying to make that early run over the top.
Coming up the Bank of America half-time show here on Fox.
Oh God!
What the fuck is that?
Lexi's Letton and Thierry down to watch him this one.
That was their thoughts on what we've seen so far.
As it was a bit nervy at the back there from Spain
under some pressure.
Why does this not keep saying zero to half?
But I'm trying to angle that in.
The pop is going to bring it down.
But he was offside once again.
He was offside again, Spadebe.
Turning into Real Madrid and Bobbe.
That's two off sides in three minutes, and Bobbe.
This is turning into Real Madrid and Mbappé now.
Mbappé was maybe just...
Oh, that one wasn't that bad.
Okay, that one wasn't that bad.
Dude, when Mbappé first came to Madrid,
he was like a mile off sides
at every fucking play.
Like, I don't even know what he's doing.
The time that they don't for you,
time to run really well at the past comes
is the time that Mbappé is going to be able to open up the game.
Everybody, that one wasn't that bad.
That one wasn't that bad.
That was actually good, bro.
I think back into this one,
they're gonna be just the second team
that actually scored a goal
to get Spain at this tournament.
Only allowed the one goal.
They barely allow any shots on goal.
All the while England and Argentina
for Cece.
Let's look outside the window.
I saw a black figure out that window.
But they're setting foul tomorrow, live here on Fox.
Now it's anybody.
I don't see anybody.
And as you said for Spain, it's controlled.
It's warped in life. There's a reason they're the only champion.
I mean, let me be.
Beat in any game in over two years.
That little sequence is just a good example of what makes them so difficult to defend.
That's her center forward coming 40 yards from the goal to pick up the ball.
But then everybody fills in his space,
changing constantly, marking different players.
They've flooded the midfield.
Oh, outside the game.
40 yards out, having it.
Outside the game. It's Madrid and Bapre.
That was a wonderful turn in Bapre.
Robbie Allen Park alone three offsides in four minutes. Okay, it's prime Madrid and Boppe right now
Cameragals shit, but he's off
and he says hey the looping
out string on the cross is
closer to it. It comes all the
way through. Could they hold
juice when they were reset into
the mixer. Hopped in the air.
She won't come in for it.
Does it get playing or are you
able to play it long?
Miscommunication between the
keeper and the center back there.
Miscommunication.
It's stopped.
When they stop all the
nice you won't have any
conversation. I don't know if
the shot wasn't loud enough for
what and then he just made
just made sure we have to get something on it to head it out of pressure because you can't take any chances
and I think right now he's waiting for a nice Simone to say my ball, my ball
Simone hesitated then there was a little- Keep your ass to be louder there
there was a player down I'm not sure what this is gonna end up with because I thought-
Keep your ass to be louder, keep your ass to be louder, he has to go
keep your ass! Keep your ass to be louder, bro
I don't know if it was whether the fact that the ball was just dropped and then the plays
started or they feel like this wasn't a foul on Dembele, which you didn't really get to see it.
That's a terrible call. Yeah, this rap is fucking horrible. This rap is fucking
a trotist. Okay, thank god. Never mind. Sorry, Danny.
Yes, so one has no effect on the play. Dembele releases the ball to Dembele,
sprints into the guy's stomach it doesn't has no effects on the play ball gets
released and belly runs into him good thank you for verse there was changed to
a drop ball spade immediately had it back into play
you're more you're all is get a couple different runners
Pucaraya
oh into the middle of bounces off Schumann a Robbio's only man there
And Alisea running at Puparea but look at the Spanish support to crowd him off the ball.
No three.
It's delay delay delay support and by and I made a what 30 yard run there to get back
but terrific defending by Puparea against one of the hardest players on the field to
mark.
And Alisea.
You look like a wither of Harry Kane.
What does that even mean?
What does that mean?
It's not a whistle as a foul as Jamal goes down.
The main arena is goes down. That one is a whistle as a foul against Rabiot, sitting on a yellow card.
Six added minutes, the number on the board.
Yeah, it's a lot of stoppage.
It makes sense though, there's a goal and a lot of fouls.
something to think about though for Deshaun in the second half and he's always had the right
pulse and the right feel for the changes needed within the team. I missed the old cue before the
drugs. I'm not on drugs! I'm literally not on drugs! Let me... it's gonna almost find Brian off the
the deflection of how they could all have to get there in time.
Because at the end of the day, there's still only just one goal out of this.
And they've looked lively in different moments.
So Pele, that pass from that play,
was probably a miscommunication.
He may commit to that.
To that point, though, they're only one goal away.
Because he has to make a bunch of changes at the time of the game.
I just don't think he'll be happy with the current flow in the state of the game.
Maybe it's Cone, I'm sure many missed the last two matches and Cone's energy and intensity
that he brings to a game like this, you say bolt, and now, so you got a big cheer when
he was showing on the board a couple minutes ago.
And that's a tough one because you kind of come in as expecting that sure many can't move
the distance because he's missed a couple of weeks in the tree, but now the other guy
Yeah
And slay plants and all that
But I think you said it as well, it's not food for panic for the French a lot of the game has gone
How we expected it to go but yet they're trailing because of the stake on a penalty
Cross the edges to fight for a bobbin and bobbin
Oh my god
A great speed that bounce off the every time they almost got there
Back to the loose ball in for Tim Bailey
That was intentional, not a fine shoe of any.
Looked people at the nail to get it wide.
Dini up.
Oh, oh!
He'll find out as he clips it in the middle.
Could they attack him?
Cucaraya, what's the header?
It was offside.
Free kick speed.
Yeah, just so efficient.
Again, I just want to show you how the Spanish team are in unison.
As the ball goes backwards, much as it comes all the way,
this one flashes across.
Oh, my God.
Now you have your fore name backline.
Okay, so as soon as that free pass goes back,
everybody steps up.
Why double G the good one?
together and just draws right by the side really, really in sync.
Marquinhos slow to get up behind the play.
Spain's looking good, man! I don't know!
Spain's looking good!
...for that ball in the air.
He throws his body in you all the speed and he's able to recover it.
Bro, I mean he's fast bro.
He's getting to these fucking balls.
No steps in.
He went that second hand ball.
That was the ball who came crashing through.
Former French youth international teaming
of Rabiol and of Mignol.
Everett LePort playing at the back for Spain today.
Dixie, you're kind of cute.
Thank you, Rob. I appreciate that.
Oh!
Back pass.
She went any wide for Elisa.
What is it?
It's not a fake chat, it's not a fake chat of somebody that's a compliment, bro.
Auto glass, they've been about a month, bro.
What do they say?
Oh, they get chopped down by Bayer.
Three minutes to play in the hack.
I've seen him in the lead since the 22nd minute penalty from Mikhail Hoysovic.
Mr. Belly has it put away.
Team C, can we see your lowlights?
No, dude!
That was the worst day of my life!
Sneaking in behind Dini and got fouled.
We could watch my brace from the last 30 minutes.
He poked up all the way from Dimbelly, all fired to him under pressure.
He pops it back one time, then he's on the move, spreads another 10-15-yard ball out,
just constant conductor in the middle of the field.
He is so important to this team.
Oh, he was the younger four 10-ball eight.
AI! Oh yeah, my two goals for AI!
You're absolutely going to go there towards ACL.
Back of full strength now.
They say the turn, and did that go out?
No, it did not yet. LePort touched it out.
Touched it out the ball was not out of play yet before the court touched it and even from up here
That's certainly what it looked like that ball is still in
Spain are upset about it. It's about a minute to go in the half
Wait, what are they arguing he touched the ball with his hand before it was out of bounds
One of the best things about Rodriguez
Just the general the orchestrator in the middle and the only player in the field with his shirt tucked in as he does
business
It's a long call in Bobney.
It will keep it on all ball.
Up free, Dean, they're trying to clip it up.
There's rotary all business.
Right place, right time to block it out.
Spam's looking good, baby!
The Bob's Bane!
Are you even watching?
Can you not really audio the last thing?
Cool net.
Let's go to the final. Let's skate now.
The champion's final chance to the half to Belay just missed hit it.
Off balance he tried to strike it.
A bit of an awkward fall at the end.
That is the end of the half.
Coming up after the break. Rebecca, Alexi, Tierry and Slutton give us their thoughts.
What do we think?
What'd we think? 1-0? Spain?
I mean...
France could... Like, I'm gonna be honest, bro.
France could come back.
France, like, they're good, bro. They're fucking good, man.
France could come back.
Pretty unlucky. Like, pretty unlucky.
I don't really know if I can say who's playing overall better.
Um, let me demolish smart position himself. Well, trying to draw a pen does exactly that bad awareness from the French defender, who was it on France?
Bad awareness from the French defender to not know, I mean, was right there accidentally kicked him. Obviously didn't mean to and it's a clear pen, but yeah, who was it?
It was Dignay. Yeah. One nil, boys. One nil in favor of Spain.
France could definitely come back, but I hope Spain holds on to the win, bro. I hope Spain holds on to the win.
Yes, you can.
Yo, chat, you know, this is the first ever World Cup where the four semifinalists was
the one, two, three and four seed.
That's never happened.
Going into this World Cup, these teams were one, two, three and four in the world.
First World Cup ever, bro.
A little bit of a fun fact.
So, Jack, what do we think, bro?
What do we think, man?
I don't know.
Friends can come back.
We'll see.
I could probably rip a class game real quick.
I could probably rip a class game.
Jack, should I rip class or rocket league?
Run a poll.
Class or rocket league?
Run a poll.
I probably rip two games of either.
Both of them are five out of games.
Run a poll.
Class or rocket league?
Run a poll.
I'm going to go P.
Hi guys, can you set up the gaming cam?
Thank you baby.
I'm about to fart into the mic, I'm about to fart into the mic, hold up chat, I'm farting.
Oh my god, I just farted.
Okay.
Chat, Rocky League?
You want to see me in Diamond?
You want to see me in these Diamond lobbies, boy?
Which I, what one did Rocky League with?
I want to see you D-rank.
Buddy, do you realize how locked in I am?
Chet, do you realize how locked in I am?
GTA RP. Yeah, bro. For the halftime break of the World Cup game, I'm gonna play GTA RP.
Dude, you're a fucking genius.
Bro, for the halftime of the World Cup break, I'm gonna play GTA RP. You're literally a genius, bro.
What just happened to my mouse? I've never even seen that.
I
Holy song
Holy song. Jack, what is my current rockety rank?
one division two. What kind of chip are you talking about? EU silver equals NA diamond.
Yo, you're delusional if you think a EU silver can reach NA diamond. You're actually delusional
Chevus delusional, bro a EU silver cannot reach NA diamond
I've played rock league in literally a week.
that's really unlucky. Jim, we're no why I'm diamond. I'm diamond because I don't have
good mechanics, so I don't go for stupid shit. The reason why people can have better mechanics
But be a lower rank is because they go for stupid shit and then just miss it all the time
But it's literally all this bro you get to diamond
You get to diamond just playing on the floor for the most part
You know I just that was a good bump
See like that right there. I've created that entire goal and it didn't take any mechanics. It just took game sense
I bumped him before he could hit the ball and I can make out an open that
Like bro, I know my mechanics are bad, but I have diamond game set.
Lucky, I literally steered into his car on purpose.
Jai, I literally steered into his car on purpose, dude.
That's such an insane battle.
That is the most disgusting bounce I've ever seen in my life.
Mara!
Yeah, but it's way too good, it's like...
Well, if you can't aerial consistently...
If you get aerial consistently, you shouldn't be aerialing, but the problem is people in
flat just go for aerials every play, so then when they miss it, they just have a wide-open
net for the other team.
Wide-open net for the other team.
still those boosts no boost for you boy
it's nice chip them that's not bad
Top of the position for him.
Now this guy's fucking good.
Well one of these dudes is good.
Thank god, he's got so lucky right there.
He missed, he missed, he missed. See, that's what I'm talking about.
This guy, that guy's actually good. He's only missed like one, but see, now they're in like
a fucked scenario because of that. But this guy's actually good though, the
guy on the paint. That's the only time he's really missed.
But like kids in Glad will just aerial everything and then miss everything. Not all, but...
like some of them. Yeah this guy is incredible. Damn he just like, he just did like a, what
What is that? This guy's insane.
All good, all good. We can still come back.
Chinese music, guys.
I might end on YouTube so I can listen to music.
Low key.
I can't play Rocket League naked, bro.
Rocket League with no music is literally, like, jerking off with no loo.
That's good. Score that, score that.
Score that, wide open.
Niiiiiiiiiiiit!
I was gonna go pass
Drive run is better I'm not getting into this with y'all right now
We want it wait SCFK always back
For the only guy that's good is the pink guy the guy in the pink is fucking good
Wait, no he's not.
It's kind of a weird angle anyways.
Hit that, that's wide open.
Oh bro.
Jaria Fico.
His teammate just blocked his home shot.
Bar.
That's a bad shot.
It's hard to react to, though.
Oh, man, I'm missing every shot!
Get in there! No!
Oh my god, here we go, here we go!
No! No, no, no!
We have a minute.
Oh my god, they're literally selling.
We need to score, we need to score.
YES! W! Bobgaine! D-Mate!
Oh my god, that would have been the win. That would have been the winner.
I'm here, I'm here.
Hit it.
No.
Bro.
I thought they were going to win.
Wait hold up.
I'm about to shock.
I thought they were going to win.
Nice.
He was late to the...
Get in there!
Finish!
Oh you've got to be fucking me.
oh you gotta be fucking me you gotta be fucking me you gotta be fucking me you
gotta be fucked me you gotta be fucking me you have to be fucking me oh my
that's gotta be like a joke of course he saves it
Bro the guy in the pinks. Oh my that's it. No, it's not it's all
No, I'm trying to get like good power on that
Nice. Nice. Uh, no! Okay, my teammates actually a go.
Bro, they just got every bounce for three shots and we're somehow still in the game.
I don't even know how that happened. My teammates actually a fucking chat.
Oh my god, that was a good, this guy in the pink is good bro.
Holy shit what a game.
What a game.
Second I've started
Wait, Danbelly scored? Wait, what?
Even Boppe scored?
Second I've started? Can you come up to that?
I hate this game because it's just a lot of luck.
There's no way that's a goal.
Can belly score?
Half an hour for Spain.
Can he find a second goal?
Nobody's...
Yo, no one scored!
I can't believe they scored like that.
We fight for five minutes and they score that.
Just pure unintentional luck.
the most disgusting fucking gold I've ever seen bounces off the ceiling and drops
right into our net
our chat yo nobody's swarming you lot you liars you little liars bro you guys
are fucking liars come on thank you
What food should I order?
Robbio's injured as well. Jesus.
Of course.
I said, what food should I order? Of course, of course. Poop? A salad. A salad please.
You don't need any more food. Jinxie, you're so unemployed.
Arbis! Yo guys, Arbis is our next Mukbang. I'm not ordering Arbis. We're gonna do a Mukbang on it. I'm not ordering it. Oh my god, this is gonna be a go.
Self is playing at a yellow card. It's Grave Defending by Mark Kukere.
Get the meat, mountain! I will when I do the fucking... That's the Mukbang!
That's so underrated is 1v1 defending job. It's like means I think dude
attacking wise defending wise but
The hardest thing to defend with it does not want to get beat 1v1
Today they shop is he told Jenny taffy of a day
This is gonna be a chess match and now he's got to figure out the right champ. What about moves to make with him?
Yeah, what if I got chicken wings? Oh
Wait, I know what I'm getting I know what I'm getting
I'm not even going to tell you what I'm getting, boys.
He's six foot three back there.
Pablo Conelli is brave.
Lockwood collusion evolving.
Fabian Ruiz, it'll be a free kick for France.
You're going to have to see what I get, boy.
Yeah, Fabian Ruiz is trying to say, look, he pulls his foot like that.
Look, he's like that.
There's actually not a lot of contact there.
And that one, no foul, as Deanier goes down.
Deanier, can he get on the run?
Deanier?
And it's like a little round instead.
Alright guys, I know what I'm getting.
How ugly can one get?
Time out Yaron!
Now!
Time this fucker out!
Time to fuck her out!
Oh, no.
All goes down, no foul.
Right in front of Luis Delafonte, he's furious.
What are you saying?
Bapé, who got away from Boncloy?
Who are C intercepts?
I mean, Ruiz just able to keep it from Bapé.
Andolise, and Chouabette.
Spain might win, bro.
win bro
Space
Oh my god, you eat everything I've been streaming for three hours 30 minutes. I've had two bags of chips
What do you mean? I eat everything. What is that? I eat it if I ate everything I would die obviously
Yo, man, I'm ordering food because chat. I'm gonna fly later. I have a flight. I
I need the any to eat up
Wait somebody said six pack by the way, you know what bro, you're right. I need to cancel my order
I'm getting a six pack. You're right
I'm canceling my order, bro. You know, but no, he's right chat. You know, I said I'm getting a six pack. I
Know he's right. Oh my god, let me
The fly comes up at the end of it.
Three hours in the stream, zero minutes of content.
Yeah, you can leave, bro.
If there's actually zero minutes of content, you can leave.
You little shit face, you can leave, bro.
Chat, I'm still gonna order food,
but I'm just gonna get something healthier, bro.
Chat, I was gonna get Popeyes, bro.
I was gonna get Popeyes,
but I'm gonna get something much healthier, dude.
I know where I know what I'm gonna get.
you got your fat the cure code is great vote for the pickle of ultra superior
player of the match
you're Dallas in the first
what do you mean you got your fat
the difference maker right now is
get a salad yo I don't like salad
it's raw
his name is
call me crowd of you
salad is broke
the stallion spanner speaker
he is as much a player as exists on the planet
it's his penalty goal that separates the teams right now
by Anna.
He was trying to flick it there and hit his plant leg.
He's like a chance of cycling around.
That's a hit to top corner by Munch.
Man, y'all didn't move.
Man, I felt like Jack.
Not who's winning.
But who has more chances right now?
Is it Spain?
I feel like Spain's had more shots.
More shots, more shots on target, more possession.
I feel like it's Spain.
No, no touch up there.
Clearly, that's definitely a goal kick.
It came into this tournament with 11 straight games,
either with a goal or an assist.
Yo, even though Spain sort of locked out with that pen,
I feel like they unironically are playing about it.
His play is won't career for Real.
Six shots to two.
It's not a club that has the type of global brand
as a Barcelona or a Real Madrid or others.
And yet one of the stats that he has
is that in all six career finals he
has played for club or country, he has scored a goal.
And he will be hoping to make that seven for seven
on Sunday in New Jersey.
His team can get him there.
Ruiz, sliced that straight up in the air.
And it got knocked down.
France has zero assaults on target.
Yeah, 15 minutes into the game.
France is getting his ball up right now.
Here's the header towards Valkyrie.
It's too far in front of him, though.
Let me try to get away from you.
Bro, that means so good.
Let me get the ball opening up the legs.
Valkyrie tried to recover.
Gets the pass away.
No foul.
Give it away.
That's your challenge.
Although misplayed by Valkyrie, Mike Mignog.
That's a terrific play to slide and control
and get rid of it.
really well. Is it fair to say if the game gets chaotic that favors
for it's one of those game points that he is just cooking
around that big to smile. He doesn't look particularly
bothered just yet. Down to our left. You've got some Frank
stop starting to warm up. Is that unbothered or dejected? I
mean he's he's seen everything. Trust me. This is
This is time for the coach of France and as a player, there's still a lot of time left in this game.
Just takes one for the French.
They have a number of players out there who could beat that one.
Lisey opens it along for Lebedinha.
KSI scores, he's not even playing.
Lisey's making the run.
What is that?
Oh, he's back here.
Marko, look at him there.
Got a tough fillet long.
Tell him to pop a.
Lost Spanish shirts back there defending.
Choumémi.
And Dave, forced a cycle around it.
Debelli comes to get it.
Debelli going to return, and Kondé was in court ready.
Dude, Spain's defense is so dire right now.
But to that point, I don't think it's
going to be too much longer.
Spain's defense is dying.
Started the last match.
I thought he was really good.
He's been really effective in different moments
the French but as that clock starts to take you want different guys that can
give you different looks at more energy 1v1 guys dare I say gitch can we just
change this this looks wrong for us in there but at least they couldn't take it
please this is not good for France bro
so do I be a game changer till now
Paraguay came off the bench won the penalty kick that was the only goal in that game
Stop spinning on me. I'm not spinning on you. You're not even in front of me.
You can't look at him for at least a second.
Oh no.
One of you on the outside with Peter Paul. Barclay trying to drag him in.
Oh, that's a bad hand.
Great balance for the ball.
That's really well here. He anticipates this one as he knows Peter Paul.
Just gets to be off the dribble a little chip over his heel, but Simone had already come off his line.
He won't get to that ball really quickly.
My league again? I will rob out of the gold.
I'm going to do a gold marathon soon.
I don't know, man.
I got to wait for all the marathons
till I'm back to the World Cup South flag.
That negates what would have been a foul and a free kick.
Duane's coming off.
As Duane does, indeed, prepare to enter.
Oh, rough.
Is that in Bobblin's mind?
Lucerne, where does Simone?
Five shutouts at this tournament.
A number of goalkeepers have reached that mark.
No goalkeeper in men's World Cup history has ever
had six shutouts in one World Cup and yes there is an extra game to be played
an extra round at this World Cup but they haven't got there yet seven games
which is what it is for both these teams that's as many as finalists would have
played in past editions and certainly if you shut out this French team
He's got that wonderful touch.
Play him.
What do you want now?
Play him, Mamey.
He says.
It is a remarkable Spanish team, and they're
trying to squeeze the game down.
Fabio Ruiz has made two foul forms off of it.
She's not going to hook the stage.
It's a play for you.
He had the overlapping run from Cucarán.
Jeno, you've got to play him for like two years.
This has been a soft move, and these two players
interchanging.
Jule, Jule's coming out.
But the ball's coming across.
St. Jule coming.
That's how they do it.
One PSG player replacing another PSG player.
Third substitution of the game for France.
They have two remaining, but only one remaining window of opportunity to use it.
That's a good new way to use it.
Okay, a wrestling match that the teenager of Cougar C is able to win.
That's a good new way.
That's an awkwardly-
I got a match.
Alusé basketball.
Alright, last one.
Cougar A and he'll step back in and he'll take the ball right back.
Who's excited to watch Matzi tomorrow?
Who's excited?
Some people are saying me, some people are saying not me.
They had really high intensity pressing and it was good.
They're with guys 1v1, but when every player from Spain can get out of pressure like that.
Daniel Moe, a hitter forced a slope to wait for.
A hit of block, second chance, cuts it back in.
Rotary now surveys his options, clips it in towards him
all the way by Dina.
Peter Ues, who's never lost a game he's played for space.
Bro, the mean and Rotary on the same team is so cool.
I got some room.
Almoe, the return.
Pinto, power!
Oh!
It's game.
France is out.
Wow.
Spain is actually insane. Did you see that quick pass? He got fouled too.
Bro, watch the replay. He got fouled before he passed.
Get bean checked. We're not so great.
Spain is incredible. Oh my god, father.
Bro, show the replay. Show the replay.
Remember what I said, Spain was gonna win.
Second goal from Spain and second goal in this tournament,
just to get one of the greatest ball inside.
He should replay Jesus.
Converging.
He got the fouls as he passed.
You guys stop running with it.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Watch.
Danny Olmo gets fouled.
And he STILL assists!
Ah, Spain's incredible, bro.
I know, they're gonna be insane.
Oh my god.
Everyone has France pick to win this game.
I'm gonna be honest, I had France pick to win this game until right before kickoff.
Right before kickoff. I just had a feeling I got a feeling I had a feeling bro
Like Spain is just so good, bro
They are one foot into the World Cup final.
They've never scored for his country until two weeks ago.
That's just supposed to be the second goal.
That's just supposed to be about two to three games.
Chad, what is Slarp about that?
You guys just type LARP.
I said Spain's going to win before the game, bro.
I said they're going to win, and then you guys said I'm stupid.
But now I'm larping. I said they would win. There's a clip of it
So good
Now we play here in Dallas.
Guys, now, like, before it, here we go.
Love it!
The ball!
Let me say no. Let me just go in like this. No. Rewind that. That looks like it's on.
Oh. Wait. We can't see the replay? Why can't we see the replay?
It's not going to count for this first knockout, boy. Oh, it really hit the turn there.
Why are we not allowed to see the replay?
What do you do with your friends? What's the game plan against the state time in this situation?
Like, I don't care if he's off or on, but show me the replay. Oh, here we go, here we go.
It's my decision here. Look, he's pointing where he wants it, and both of them have to lose.
Obvious.
Chatty's barely off. Barely off. Bare, like, barely off, barely.
Just barely off.
That would have been the nail in the coffin.
See bro, you know what this is though?
And this is the scary thing about Spain.
Spain had a really hard road to the semis.
They had to be Portugal in the round of 16 and then Belgium like they're battle tested, bro
That's the thing like Spain is fucking battle tested bro. You know what I mean?
Like Portugal at round of 16 is not easy
control until they weren't now they ended up winning 5-4 but it was and that was a very weird type of game with a lot of
different players. Argentina is not battle-tested. I just think I have to agree with you like Argentina hasn't had
like any really hard opponents. The thing is though they've shown a lot of resilience especially
in the Egypt game like they've shown that they can bounce back from shit which is a really important
trade to have going into the semi-finals. And we're going to see right now if France has that same trade.
Look at that. The ball turns over, Farmer-Marie shuffles over, wins the ball.
Bro, Spain, I'm going to be honest. It's such a great way to describe.
Flat out. Spain is out playing France. France hasn't even had a shot on target.
It's always in France's half. Spain has more possession, more shots, more shots on target,
more goals they have all the through balls like they're just connecting on
everything Spain is out playing France
you mean you're so hot back you're through his legs
in some ways they were to say the least regard of the semi-finals but they're
the least attack them they don't have messy what Argentina bring they don't
Dude, eight shots to two shots, more possession.
Spain is actually insane!
Oh my god!
Can kill me to pop a great record of score goals against spade do against them to the bottom
In fact guys, the mean was literally half a step off sides y'all. Oh my god great call about it a rough great call
Debelly in for Dean. Yeah, he was closed down quickly. We'll do it again
Guys, Lameen, it's not 16, no more duties, 19.
I can say he's hot.
Yo, Lameen, after what I've seen from you today in 64 minutes, baby, a date as many
girls as you want.
I'm going to be honest, Lameen, I thought you were going to be Neymar 2.0.
You got it, big bro.
Lameen, date as many girls as you want, buddy.
Date me.
I didn't mean...
Lameen, after what I've seen from you today, you can do whatever the fuck you want, bro.
You can do whatever the fuck, yo, they cannot guard him.
Every time he touches the ball, he's just forward.
Denny almost bumped off the ball.
It's going to be full back for a foul and a free kick for Spade.
Dave, leave.
Let me, Dave, leave.
Dave, whoever you want, my boy.
But me, this is so good at football, bro.
and she came back because
Conant replaced Rodion.
Conant just had to get there in
time.
He said the crowd booze every time
they show the people's
presentation.
Wait, really?
You're four years old.
You're 43 years old, calling to mean hot.
Why would you add 20 years to my life?
Are you psychozapped?
The ATT who scored the winning goal in the 2018 semifinal for France.
Who's done it?
In for him, Bombay.
Can France strike back?
Do it.
D.A. long run to get there.
Quite a throw on that one.
Tackled out by the gold score.
Yeah, they're just outplaying them.
I don't really have any other words, bro.
Lance hasn't really had a good chance yet, to be honest.
They haven't.
They haven't had like a really good chance yet.
They haven't.
I'm sure they'll score it when they get it.
He's going to find it.
Bombade out.
He did it!
He just walked out for a corner.
That was almost there.
As I said, Matt, oh my god.
Kukerega hit the foot on it.
What a chat.
Kukerega actually got his foot on it.
What a chat.
Lise off the short corner.
Chad, if France scores soon here,
this could get really interesting.
If they score in the next five to 10 minutes, Duane.
Duane.
On the left, it's a lot of traffic on the right.
Oris Alvago swinging a miss.
Duane walks it in, lays it back.
Lise retreats it.
Only overlap, it's Debia, his cross hook, damn right Simone, the dead-to-death.
And he left the buzz away.
You've all also been coming from his own half, and so Mike Menyal, is there a win out of his hand?
Okay, Menyal is so cool.
And here we go again.
Menyal is so cool, he's so cool.
This is getting funnier.
That was a aura, Jack!
He just went...
He's switched for a ball pit.
That was fucking aura!
Get in!
There's offside fly.
And it came a left way.
Wait, dictator Mbappe is screaming out the raps. This is getting intense.
Chad, he's in dictator mode!
Guys!
YAMAL's right-ass cheek is off-sides.
Bavavava, alright.
That would have been game. His right-ass cheek.
Oh my god. That would have been game.
YAMALS, RIGHT ASS!
That would have been game, bro!
Spain definitely winning.
I called it.
That's all I'm gonna say.
Roll back the footage.
Before the game started, I said,
Spain's gonna win.
I fucking called it.
I called it. I called it.
Spain beats France today, probably two nil, maybe two one at France scores.
Then what ends up happening?
Argentina is going to beat England.
Three, two.
Argentina is going to beat England.
Three, two World Cup finals, Spain, Argentina.
Argentina wins two nil.
Those are the Jinxy predictions.
Prepare to make their first substitution of the game.
French supporters admit this console.
The Spaniards have won the second ever World Cup final.
We are deep into stoppage time. All they must be careful here.
But hang on, they are checking it. It's gonna be in the hands of the BAR.
Oh my god, Deschamps is screaming at them.
The chomp is getting in their faces. Yo chat. Here's the thing
At the start of the game when you're 20 minutes in in Spain scored
It was a little bit of an unfortunate scenario for France. I was like I felt confident Spain would win
But it was still you know, France is good
Fast forward to 70 minutes France hasn't had that many chances that like Spain's defense is locking them up
Like 20 minutes in it looked like France could bring this back 70 minutes in it really doesn't
it doesn't it doesn't bro wait for him Bob a now chat here's the thing Messi showed the
world he could come back from 2-0 can him Bob a do the same Messi showed the world he could
come back from 2-0 in the 80s or no the 73rd minute I believe? Can Bobay do the same?
Hey chat, spoiler alert, no. This is so relaxing.
Plant it right back. Oh, he did him the last World Cup. Yeah, but guys, a comeback doesn't
count if you end up losing the game chat. That's like rule one. Yeah, that's rule one.
I come back doesn't count if you lose the game. It's that Timothy shadow man David back home
And it was from a Moroccan perspective
You get kind of to the next boss and the next boss
But now it's reversed and now all of a sudden it's a French team that is desperate. They've met a level
They haven't yet faced they've met a level
One of the men they're about to bring on right a key was wait player that really check he's coming on
Okay, this is cinema. No, no, no, no, no, this is cinema.
Shacky is coming out of this 71st minute.
This is fucking cinema. Now I'm blocked.
Teo Hernandez' prepared to come on.
It's Hernandez!
Prepared to come on for Spain.
Shacky is coming on!
Holy aura!
Ryan Shacky!
Difference maker Shacky, his individual ability is combined.
Oh my god.
can produce a moment for them, goal assist, whatever.
What does he comes out?
What does he say coming out for Shacky?
Right in Shacky!
Here we go, Chad!
This is interesting now!
Now I'm really locked!
Shacky comes on 72nd minute!
the sense that he was born in France, but he grew up in Spain.
He speaks French with a Spanish accent.
He is so good.
Lucas, you have to say that's incredible, man.
They're playing so good.
Harry, come on, not on yet.
France are out of subs.
That's all the changes they can make at normal time.
All right, no more subs.
Sanjay, you're going to come back here
to keep their hopes alive in the semifinal.
All the way to the North Carolina.
Watching Atlanta head of their semifinal tomorrow,
live here on the phone.
I'm going to that game!
And if it is spade, who vans it?
Messi! Messi!
Jack, for the first time in my 24 years on the planet, I will not be looking at Messi through a computer screen or a TV screen.
I'll be looking at Messi with my own eyes, bro.
I might come in my pants.
I'm not kidding, bro.
Prince would like to change that conversation completely.
Oh shit.
Inbop it! Shacky Ardian Holt is working on Kuba scene, gets it away from Dwayne.
Out to Dwayne.
Do a deflect across awkward bounce.
Fabio Ruiz able to get rid of it in time.
And now, Obamacano, all by himself defending all his offense.
Let me use that bounce.
Bumble.
You got it.
OK, sorry.
Let me say, yo, let me date whoever you want, bro.
Do whatever you want.
You're the truth, Ken.
Let me hear the truth, bro.
It will be Fedin!
The opening goal.
Fedin!
Little T, 30th, third goal.
Three to tell, put yourself up.
Fedin!
Yo, you know what this is?
Hey, hey, you know what this is?
You wanna know why Spain's beating France?
Barça death, bro.
Barça death.
France only has Cundé,
and Spain has multiple Barça stars.
It's the Barça death.
Dead ass.
All this turns up when Spain needs it.
It's the Barça death, bro!
It's bringing for Torreza now,
it's gonna get them as,
let me,
while slips out,
he's trippin',
sadding!
Torreza is gonna be offside,
but you need to play off-front still,
some freshness to keep pressing the French defense when they have the ball to be an outlet. Oh my god
that was a mini outclassico. Do so many ghosting out of the way. It feels like outclassico dead ass.
Do so many what do you even do folks dead ass. What do you even do? This feels like outclassico.
Do so many what do you even do bro.
and he showed the French logo and then have the fans booed.
Do what?
Just a little move on your mall.
Clips it up.
Inbopé, two-fault.
Shit, mall, really.
I'm not gonna lie.
Inbopé's doing his job.
They're not creating shit for him in the center of the field.
They have not created shit for Inbopé.
I'm gonna, yo, he's doing his part.
They're not giving him shit.
They're not giving him shit, bro.
They give him a look, and they give him a chance.
GTARP, bro, I'm watching World Cup.
Fetal.
Wistful was a foul.
Wistful off it.
I'm watching World Cup.
No, that was Bayer, and he kicked back out of Kube at the end of that.
Well, those two have had a running battle today.
Four hours in, zero minutes of contact.
That's a yellow. Yellow yellow. That's a yellow one to me. That's a yellow. Yeah, yeah, she has a bubble bubble. That's a yellow.
That's a yellow.
two faced off last year in the nations league and the mall was really trying to get a good
tool against imbappe in that game but oh yeah that's a hit of a car that's a hundred percent
wait imbappe's hurt because look he went into his one of the few times today those two global
superstars have really faced off on a one like that the thing is though even if imbappe's hurt
imbappe like i would be honest imbappe's a chad bro he's gonna play through it he's that definitely
hurt. That looked painful.
Mbappe's a child. He's going to play through the fourth official.
Cherokee, the fake, Devele hooks that one in.
That came off of the center, but was there a foul first?
There was. Free kick spade.
That's a red. No, you can't call that a red.
The problem, the reason why that's not a red is like technically that was still
a somewhat winnable challenge for Lamee.
It was still somewhat winnable.
A red would literally be in Boppe's in on goal and let me intentionally clips his leg.
Petri coming in!
No, that's the yellow, that's the yellow, that's the yellow, that's the yellow, that's
the yellow.
Fabian Ruiz, the other.
Petri is coming in!
My baby boy!
Any of the first 40-80s hoping to not have that streak in here today.
And it's Petri and the winning goal scorer from each of the last two games,
Mikhail Moreno, who are on the field for Spain.
And Moreno's coming in.
He got them stabbed.
No, no.
Spain is stabbed, bro.
Jesus.
Let me back on the ball.
I love every time he's on the ball.
Wait for more.
Petri, Petri, Petri.
I was buying it on the outside.
I was buying it on Jukunde.
I'm going to clip that one out the header and loop it.
That was on this game.
That goes in.
It's over.
I took a little deflection.
The job can barely look.
Because that one just goes wide.
It takes that little deflection on the cross.
And Torres is the first one to really react.
You see, my cat thinks you're ugly.
OK, I'm sure your cat knows, bro.
I'm sure he does.
out just trying to take more and more time off the clock I mean guys you can't
say the game's over because you can't say the game's over because literally
Belgium Senegal the game is not over until it's over chill out chill out
What was that?
These are top players in Spain have an incredible amount of depth as well.
That is going to be a fad one.
And yet what's fun is how many players Spain have from outside of Barcelona and Real Madrid.
Guys from Athletic Bilbao and Sociedad in this mass region and the players they produce.
I mean, yeah, but it's been true.
True Spain is definitely less likely to bottle this.
But it's still not over, bro.
France has an incredible team.
It's not a...
So Jack, maybe I'm a larper, maybe I'm a dumbass. Why does tail Hernandez not start?
Isn't he like, miles better than Dean Yeh? Or am I just snarping?
Is the tail Hernandez like an incredible player? Why does he not start?
Yeah, but bro, France is young enough, dude, you got to get some vets in there, boy, like
you got to get vets in there.
And so much of it is this history that really isn't relevant to any of the players on the
field, but they've grown up their whole lives thinking something very specific and not very
nice about the other side.
Or maybe it'll start, but at least get him in at the 40th minute, or suck it.
Real to be there in the land of the Brains here, Shacky knocked it away.
Shacky trying to carry forward, developing control, 10 minutes to go.
Yeah, Spain flat-out just outplayed them, bro.
They really did.
It made this French team that has been infallible throughout this tournament.
Yo, Spain is flat.
There's just different moments and we know it's not.
That second goal was sexy as fuck.
Yo, Dany Oboe! Somebody needs to give you a blowjob tonight!
He gets fouled as he assists. Dany Oboe, somebody blow this guy's cock tonight! That was clean.
His lifetime with this French team as a player and as manager, almost 300 games in total.
Shacky to him by the trap, Jason!
One ice, Simone is out!
He knocks it sideways!
Open net! Open net!
Casaray Dwayne blocked by Simone!
Just made his body bang!
Dwayne sold, it's over. Dwayne.
All the way to get this. Super nice.
Oh no, it's Kubarcy. He draws onto his line.
So now Simone is tracking back to one.
He just has to chip it.
Direct route. He doesn't try to go all the way back to the goal.
Because he knows he can't get there.
But the ball was under him from Dewey,
but also because he knew he had players on the line he had to be.
So a good recognition there by the 19-year-old.
Chad G.G.
To get back in the net to clean that up.
Great ball from Shepi.
He's down, hurt, France playoff with a man advantage right now.
Pump Dewey from him.
To Shemini, the ghost of the Dree.
Passes.
Passes to Farsad, shoot, couldn't make fires.
Farsad, it was missed by the ball.
That clitted away by Koumarsi.
Holding as far as the public could know.
Here's Taylor Hernandez.
Oh
I think he need him in the face
Why are they doing
ball and there's a little bit of contact after but the ball here look at
Daryl and his hits that ball okay not as bad as I thought. I thought he
need him in the face not as bad as I thought. I think it was just a bang bang
player he's not sure what happened and what hit him something hit him in the
face but we saw pretty clearly there. Not as bad as I thought. Are they changing the
decision to say in fact it's a gold kick that seemed to be the signal from
They thought Barton, Spain want to make two substitutions.
Hey, Chad.
Oh, is Nico Williams coming in?
They have off the bench with.
Yo, like this team is just, all right.
All right.
Yo, I'll be honest, everybody talks about Francis line up.
Look at Spain's line up, bro.
Look at their bench.
Go on.
In the 58th minute.
Marino, Petri, and Nico Williams were all on the bench.
All right.
Like, Victor, Spain is.
Hey, hold the fucking horn on!
Do you think this is a game?
Wait.
Yo, okay.
Are you gonna act like we didn't see that, bro?
What the fuck?
What type of shit is this, bro?
What type of shit is this?
Buddy, buddy, relax.
Bye bye Splendid.
Wipe your ass.
All right.
Why did the cheek, oh no, that's.
Oh, here it is.
Okay.
Why did the tampon spring splater across the road?
This guy's brain is fried, bro.
Why?
To get the sneakers from Jinx's feet.
Bro.
Yo, this guy's brain is reduced to rubble, I don't, like, what is the joke?
Yo, what's up, bro?
Why did I do this again?
What was the point of the- Oh, oh, oh my god!
Oh my god!
You run, Jordan, you don't ever stop!
Jordan, my boy!
You run, Jordan, you don't ever stop!
Jordan, my boy!
Five minutes plus stop, it's time to go here and dance.
Is he back? It's back?
Guys, sorry, my OBS just like started shitting all over his pants.
We didn't miss anything though. We're good.
He's getting with Debelly, pointing exactly where he wants this to go.
Debelly put it there. No, he can't. It's stabbed away by Renfe.
Mr. Keeches, he plays the game in a different way.
and he has a little something different he clips it forward but there was no one
a blue running on him.
Guys it's over.
It's over.
That's it's over.
Shrews for a shrews there, Ramos and Carlos Puyol the video born is Himbape.
Himbape?
We'll pick up a yellow card
for just chasing it on Udaisei Molde there as he was smoking some time before picking up the ball.
Wait, is it Himbape?
Yeah, that's just his frustration from him, Moppe. He catches me nice and well in the face.
There's been a frustrating afternoon for the French.
Is that a red? I don't think you're allowed to just, like, intentionally hit someone.
Who are the favourites coming to this?
That was the right call. This French team have played the most impressive football throughout this tournament,
but what's being done today is remind everybody that they are the defending European champions.
So guys, let's talk about this, all right. Now, let's talk about this.
Spain wins Euros. On top of that, the last time they played France, they beat France.
5-4. Now they play France on the largest stage yet in a World Cup semi-finals.
And I'm going to be honest, it's not even close.
France? There has never been a single moment in this game where I was like, oh, France is about to score. Do you understand what I'm saying?
Like, France is getting fucking mauled. Straight up. It's not a close match right now.
Outside the box, off the main wall.
Well, this should be right on the line.
It's going to be interesting whether the actual contact happens.
I felt like Dewey's foot was right on the top of the box.
That's inches away from the penalty kick.
Absolutely.
That's what I was interested in first, because Dewey's left foot
was inside the box.
This free kick, OK, this is their only chance.
They just score right now.
They just score now.
From here?
Inbop a free kick.
Let's see.
He's also got shirky with it,
but I'm imagining he's just gonna try to hit a
power knuckleball looking for that far post.
Inbop a free kick.
This is it.
There's two minutes for stop.
It's time to go on the World Cup semifinal.
Kelly to Bop it!
Picks it over.
Messi's never missing that.
I'm just, I'm sorry.
I just, I have to.
A free kick outside of the box.
That's like a fucking free throw for me.
Messi's never missing that.
I'm just, I'm sorry.
I have to glaze.
Messi's never doing that, bro.
Not even on frame, Killian.
Over the wall and hit the corner.
Messi's just not missing that one.
I'm sorry.
Another gold kick.
It's wild, and we see this in every world.
Lamee!
Bobbler!
E.J. Quinn!
Who won the header.
Lamee!
He's against it.
Lamee!
He's done an awful lot right.
And then you get to a certain level,
where you can't do anything.
Raph!
How do you know about that?
Decision in the field is no foul by Taylor.
Hernandez on LaBaneum all
Messy did I'm not saying mess is better mr. Freak a but let me say this in this stage in these stakes
Messy's never missing from that range. I'm sorry like at these stakes in this stage
Messy's never missing at that range. I'm sorry. He's got his neck
He's too good
He has ice in his veins, baby
The general has had a really good game.
Senator Fisher tough assignment,
75 the World Cup biggest game of his career.
All right, he is gonna stay in play
for Mono-Connor, desperation time for France.
It's over guys.
Spain has defeated France convincingly.
It's over.
Will Spain make history with theirs?
Who predicted this?
For the last?
I don't know, weak, I thought France was gonna win this game.
But right before the game started,
right before the game started,
I said Spain's winning this shit.
The intensity he plays will celebrate stockings like goals.
The France are not messing about, ball straight back in.
Debelly clipping it up to the backside, header one away,
Schumann trying to settle it wide.
And he does.
Kunde, and Boppe, seven minutes.
That's the number France would have wanted.
And Boppe clips it in, LePort spins it backwards.
He scored twice in six minutes in the last game against Morocco.
And they do the same thing here.
Shecky, out for Kone.
Kone clips that one in.
Awkra Baal sculling through.
And it was great play by France to try to carve open
an opportunity in.
You're going to get a look at the tackle again.
It's the first step within Bapé.
Ball's coming across, thinks he's got an angle to shoot.
No.
That little contact on him before, so important too,
just puts him up a little bit off hooker area that he's reaching for the
shadow you see him here is with power and cook Iran's over folks that went
away going to be making Spain has just
ramps off the server. He's a terrific defender.
Who can Spain play keep away a little bit?
Something that may be the best in the world.
No, they are the best in the world I keep away.
It's literally always been like that.
Since Javi and Ediesta, they've been the best in the world out this year.
Come on, Nico. Come on, Nico.
No, Pomekino, 1v2 for that one.
Nico!
It's made, get it right back.
Play, Nico.
Oh.
All the fates, the fates from the mean, that's how it was.
The physical, the fact that they qualified just right now, it's even interesting.
Five minutes for France to find two goals.
Spanning five minutes away from booking a spot in the World Cup final for just the second time in their history.
Espanya! Espanya!
This is if not had the type of World Cup success as others the last three
World Cups for that World Court out of the group stage as defending champions in
2014 back to back penalty shootout losses in the last two tournaments they
would complete a thousand passes they weren't able to win the game but they
to lose in penalties.
RAP!
It's not whistle, that could be whistle as a free kick for Freak.
Is this what it's got on his head?
Well they thought Barton say no, indeed it was a foul.
Senzo Ramos is here, and Bullio.
All the Spanish legends watching on.
Senzo Ramos got a Bullio.
Javi.
and the edit felt broken for Spain certainly at one cup some major tournaments and Luis
de la Fuente having coached youth Spanish teams to European championships got the job
after the last World Cup has remained his teams in just a remarkable way they won Rotary
away from Nations League Petri they win the European Championship they did it bro it's
It's over.
And now they will have a chance for a round cut on Sunday in New Jersey, unless something
really turns against them the next five minutes.
They're going to see one step to make history as the first goalkeeper, ever to have six
shutouts in a single edition of the men's...
Ferenc!
Meagles!
Come on, come on, one more!
He's going to be slowed up in a pomecanon.
Can he provide an exclamation point?
Can he provide an exclamation point and it can be imposed in touch with y'all.
Nico Williams almost just did the most unnecessary sexy goal ever.
He thought his World Cup was over.
Coming in nursing and injury and fighting.
Well did pick up an injury after two games.
Was unavailable came back in the last match for some minutes off the bench again.
That's another weapon that now.
Notice how half the players aren't even born in the country.
What are you talking about bro?
about bro who who stopped born in their country.
Share keys from Imbape for Dembele, who's my Dembele?
Rocking it, I see one.
I think Salonane is just the second save he's had to make today against this French attack.
France, what players? What players from France aren't born in France?
I'm pretty sure Imbape's born in France, Dembele's born in France,
Share keys born in France. I'm pretty sure they're all born in France.
Where was Oly say? Where was Oly say born?
I'm pretty sure all of them are born in France.
Where was he born?
He was born in England.
Okay, so Oly says the only guy who wasn't born in France, but wasn't only say raised
in France?
Wasn't he raised in France?
They failed to qualify, but only Germany in the last 40 years had actually beaten
France.
Guys, Mbappe's born in France.
Belly's board of France, Cherokee's board of France, Dwayne's board of France, bro they're
all France, bro.
Kukoran, first of Spain to get there and finish Cherokee.
Okay, now the game is literally mathematically over because even if France scores, Spain
gets the ball and kick off and just passes around.
literally okay I'm gonna be honest I know this referee has checked out of the
game by now but he's missed like three calls in the last five minutes
Nobody knows that, but they were made to look not very good today and that is just a credit
to how good his Spanish team is.
They're frightening.
DeBellet saved by Simón third of the game, more than he's had in any other game that
just turned into a football beat, more than the one.
Gigi!
Spain did it.
It was against Belgium in the last round.
And Bapen, a chance!
There will be more.
Bapen has checked the time.
They will be more on the front so they check the time.
Chaddy check.
30 seconds away from the World Cup final.
You have to lose in a major tournament as coach.
First Hispanic youth national teams got the job,
wins the Euro and is on the verge of his first World Cup final.
for a team that has just been so dominant started with that job here they've only gotten better since
that's the
Spade for the second time in their history will play in the FIFA World Cup final
A lot of people were saying France is the best team in the world
Come to find out. They're not even the best team in Europe
I'm just gonna be honest, bro. Everybody talks about France's lineup. Look at Spain's lineup
for a goddamn minute. Look at Spain's lineup.
Spanish masterclass, total control, efficient, and...
Chad, the thing is, bro, it's not even just that Spain beat them, Spain dominated them,
and Spain, Spain won euros, like, and the last time they played for Antibus 5-4, like,
Spain's magging this team, bro.
I said Spain would win before the game started.
You know, a little bit of like last minute fade away.
I thought France would win.
And then right before the game started,
a little bit of the last minute faded away.
That's what I did, man.
Now here's what's gonna happen.
Argentina's gonna beat England three and zero tomorrow
in probably the most cinema game ever.
World Cup finals in New York, Spain versus Argentina.
Argentina wins two-nil.
Messi's gonna lift up both World Cups.
Like I said, he's going to recreate that iconic Instagram picture with one World Cup trophy on its right shoulder, one World Cup trophy on his left shoulder when he's lying down in his hotel bed.
It's going to be the most liked Instagram post of all time, probably 2.7 billion Instagram likes.
Messi is then going to pass Ronaldo and Instagram followers.
Then Messi is going to retire as the goat. They're going to raise 25 statues in Buenos Aires, Argentina and 25 in Rosario.
Then Messi is going to buy the MLS, own the MLS, buy LaLiga, own LaLiga.
Then Messi is going to play one more year on retire,
play back at Barça,
win a UCL with LaLiga Mall at Cam.
Then he's going to retire again,
and then he's going to manage
Argentina's team and Barça's team for the next 40 years.
Then Mateo Messi is going to win a World Cup for his dad.
That's exactly what's gonna happen. I
Just predicted the next 40 years of football so you might want to like rewind that if you missed a part
That's gonna happen
Levels bro, Spain mugs France point blank period
Spain is an incredible team bro. Spain is a incredible team. I mean, let's be honest France is an incredible team, too
Spain is an incredible team in Boppe did his job that game the central midfielder on France
To so many could not get shit going for the entire game to so many. What do you even do bro?
I'm gonna be honest to so many in Kamavinga are the two ghosts of Madrid get those guys the fuck into the MLS at this point
Y'all cannot play at a top level
Y'all cannot play at a top level y'all don't do shit. What do you do?
What do you do to so many in Kamabinga? You guys don't do shit
Because I'm seeing it now, bro. I'm see like y'all don't do shit
Look bro, this is a mid-diff when you have rodry versus to so many you're gonna see the gap
You're gonna see the gap, bro
Uh, Danny Omo, probably one of the sexiest assists I've ever seen in my entire life, literally gets fouled while he assists.
Danny Omo, you're a fuckin' monster, Lameen played incredible that game. He was one inch offside. If Lameen was on, this would have been 3-0.
Um, yes bro, two shamanic, Kamavinga, your time is up, bro. It's time to play into the MLS, man.
I'm pretty sure Orlando City needs two center midfielders. Y'all cannot play at the top level
Do I gotta manage like France or something? I've got a man in Madrid. Y'all cannot play at the top level, bro
Yeah, I y'all don't do shit
You guys do not why do you want a jersey?
Oh
Point blank period
It's it's really sad that these guys even even like stark
for Madrid.
Ron sent a link.
Ron, what up?
Oh, man.
So Ron, you sent the link of me following?
I mean, are you serious?
Yeah, bro.
The biggest problem inside of Madrid, man.
I mean, there's a lot of problems inside of Madrid.
Barça mocks.
A lot of this game can be deduced
to a Barça death.
Jules Coundé, I'm sorry, bro.
Bro, somebody needs to save him. I'm sorry, my baby
You're rubbing elbows with too so many you're not winning shit over there. Me. Huh?
um
Back to what I was saying, bro. A lot of this you could deduce to a bar set if bro bar some mocks. I'm sorry
It's the greatest club of all time. It always will be the greatest club of all time
Why I've said it before and I'll say it again. I said this three years ago
know. Barca creates stars. Madrid purchases stars. There's a big difference. Okay. Barca
creates stars. Madrid purchases stars. Oh, and there's one more reason why Barca is the
greatest club of all time. Pretty sure this jersey is completely peeled off. This is my
OG jersey. But yes, bro. Look, man, this is a Barca death. Greatest club in the world.
This all ties back to Madrid, bro, even though Camavinga didn't even see the field, Camavinga
needs to get the fuck into the MLS, Tussimani needs to get the fuck into the MLS.
Y'all cannot play at the top level.
All right, bro, chat WStreams.
I gotta get off because I got a flight chat.
I got a flight chat.
I got to get off because I got a flight.
So I'm going to be going live in Atlanta in Mercedes Benz Stadium watching the greatest
player of all time, Messy.
I've loved you since I was a little baby boy.
This is the first time I'm ever going to see Messy with my own eyes, not through a TV,
not through a computer screen.
I might come in my pants, y'all.
I'm going to be honest.
tomorrow I'm going to Argentina, Argentina versus England.
Jack, what jersey?
Jack, which jersey should I wear? Okay. I have the 2022 jersey.
I have my old, old, old jersey that my mom got me.
Chat, I didn't even know what year was this, chat.
It was like one of the last Rakuten years, chat.
What year was this?
What year was this, y'all?
2016, 2015.
Chat, which jersey?
I could wear this one.
This is like my OG one that my mom got me, W mom.
I've had this one literally forever.
Um, I could wear this one. This is my 2022 one or I could wear the new one the aways that Argentina's rocking versus
um England should I wear the new one this one or 2022 run a poll I kind of want to wear this one bro because this is like my
OG like this is my OG bro I've had this one forever dude I don't know which one I should get run a poll get the new one the new one is the cleanest
The new one is the cleanest and it's the one they're wearing but chat. This is my og one, bro
This is my og one bro, it is scuffed though, it's all peeled bro. It's literally all ripped
But chat like this is like my mom got me this long time ago I don't know
Oh
G1 or new one okay chat saying new one, okay, I'm aware the 2026 one chat love y'all bro
I literally have to go to fly to it. I don't know chat the next time you guys see me, bro
I'm gonna be in the stadium watching messy. I
Might I might pull my dick out. I don't know what I'm gonna do
I've never seen this guy with my eyes before though
This is going to be the most aura I've ever encountered in my life, but chat love y'all
bro.
I'm going to catch you guys in to the next one.
And yeah, I'll see you guys tomorrow IRL stream at the World Cup semi-finals watching
the greatest player of all time love y'all bro and I'll see you tomorrow.
Peace.
Oh, in case I don't see you good afternoon, good evening and good night.
Oh, next time out of the day.
It's a t-shirt.